No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 150
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It'd be you going to kids' birthday parties and stuff and just being like, my name is Chunky.
Hi, kids.
You really don't remember this?
I don't.
I don't remember it.
That's crazy.
That was a serious project.
We almost got that off the ground.
We almost film a pilot.
My name's pistachio.
We should still do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Why don't we get into kids content?
You're going to be chunky?
Fuck it.
Hey, kids.
Take this syringe.
What about?
Kids content.
Stay away from ketamine.
Kids.
Why are you over there?
Kids content for kids who want to smoke weed.
No.
Like a four-year-old who's already smoking dope, right?
You could be like, there's no contact for them.
Don't do drugs, the weed is cool.
We need to keep the kids off drugs in a way.
We got to keep the four-year-olds off pills by getting them on the weed.
Get them on weed early.
Okay.
Do either of you guys feel like if y'all gave your kid like CBD or something that they would calm down?
Put your friggin' foreskin back on.
What are you doing?
I knew he was going to say that was bad podcast.
Why did you pull that out?
Bro, what?
I don't think he did it on purpose.
He's a freaky sex guy.
He's all like, he's nibbling it and pulling it off.
It got stuck on your fake beard hooks.
What do you say about our kids?
He said CBD.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
I said, do you think you guys giving your kids CBD would, like, calm them down?
I mean, I feel like I'm going to mostly try to, like, listen to the doctor when it comes to my kids.
And I don't think there's a lot of doctors telling you to give your kids CBD.
So I'm going to probably not do that for now.
That's what melatonin is for.
Melatonin.
Maybe you'll get there one day
and you want to just give your kid a CBD gummy.
I don't have a kid yet.
I don't feel like that's really my decision to make.
Nah, but CBD don't do nothing to me,
so I would assume it does the same thing to the kid.
It puts me to sleep.
It don't do nothing to me.
I swear to God, it's fake.
No, it's not fake.
I believe it.
I just eat these CBD cookies
and I would always just go to sleep.
Just cool.
So it's like melatonin, basically?
I never felt nothing.
Yeah.
It sounds great the way people describe it,
but then I do it.
What number of episode are we on?
150.
Wow.
That's weird that you asked that.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Hey, no, it's good.
It's good.
Like, you ever use, like, the CBD Hillens, like, healing jail?
Yeah.
It works way better than other stuff.
Do you ever think about just becoming a natural remedy guy?
I do my C-Moss.
You can start making, like, C-Moss and just, like,
C-Moss.
And then you could brand it and sell it.
Like, all these influences have protein powders and, you know,
You know?
All I'm saying is my blood pressure level was 190 and I'm back to 120.
And it ain't because of the medicine.
So your theories are wrong, white man.
C-Moss.
Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
Yeah, it's corny.
Nah, that shit hard.
I just smoked the joint before we started.
I'm so high already.
The tobacco got you.
Yeah.
Donnie's rolling me of these things while I'm doing podcasts.
I was wondering.
I was like, who hasn't a motorcycle over here every time?
I mean, it was Donnie the whole time.
That's Juice World's old motorcycle.
You know that?
It is.
He don't need to be riding that shit.
He need to put it up somewhere.
In a museum.
In a museum or something?
How's he going to get around?
A car.
It's not like he has 10 motorcycles at home.
Uber.
It's a lot of ways.
We want some motorcycle around.
And like, it's raw.
Like, it's a raw-ass motorcycle.
I mean, when someone dies,
does everything that they own in their life
just immediately have to be frozen in time?
Yes.
But if you die right now, I'm putting your,
the Parker one-of-one-hand.
had on eBay. But this is a good question.
If you die right now, who's allowed
to wear your clothes? Your little brother.
Like, what happens to your jeans?
I know. No,
I thought about that. I swear to God.
Especially if you got some fly shit.
I was like, who took all the Draco's clothes?
I mean,
I see comments. Is it like my son, like
when you get about
31, these are
your Gucci jeans. They're going to be
insanely out of style.
No, no, no. But you know, every day
is like vintage and it comes back anyway
so like that's an optimistic viewpoint
because we don't know what the fuck's going to be
cool 30 years from now
bro he don't got to be 30 he could be like
20 they might all be wearing foil
rappers by 30 years so now all this shit might
look like glad they're not going to give a fuck about a miris
think about it somebody's dad
dies when Jinko jeans is popular
and they're like you're going to get these jeans
on your 21st birthday
and get these big ass
I mean there probably are dads who are
putting that in their wills like at this moment
Like 10 of my Amiris go to this son
And five of them go to this homie
Because he used to drive me around
And five of them go to this guy
Because he's Josh
And stuff like that
But I don't know like what
What happens with my drip?
Can you write me in your
Supreme Will and just give me all your box logos
And all that shit?
That's going to be in the form, the contract
Yeah
All my drip
House phone is gonna kill you
Just to be able to receive all of the stuff
Yo
That's fucked up
That is crazy
No but I see the comments
On sometimes when a rapper dies
I'll see comments on like their little homies or whatever saying like you're wearing his clothes.
That's like a big guess.
You really think they'd be doing it?
I don't know.
I never thought about it until right now.
But I know.
It's like sick.
I used to see people say that about Pete.
Hmm, that who was wearing him?
I don't know.
But like somebody.
People would say that.
And I mean, it's kind of like, I mean, Pete probably had his clothes in 10 different places, right?
Yeah.
He probably has some clothes here, some clothes there.
Well, no, but like he had that spot by the time he passed away.
And it was his spot.
Like, it wasn't like they was, he was sharing it with anybody.
But could you?
you still fuck with your homie if you knew that he was pilfer and clothes from your from the dead
friend no he's gonna come out to the club well weird segue but i did just want to mention shout
out to fashion ova because if i was going to steal some posthumous jeans it would be these ones
two little flitzies fashionova dot com they'll get you dripping in the finest of denim the finest of
denim alive dead whatever you look good posthumous denim was
The funniest shit you said in a while.
I mean, I was like, that sounded, that sounds exquisite.
I don't need Amiris.
Oh, fuck.
I got Fashion Nova.
I'll catch a body on my Fashion Nova.
It's cool.
On the dead lights.
Catch a body, then I'll post a Fashion Nova ad.
Fashion Nova, I'm so proud of you.
Fashion, Fashnova, Nova, I'm so proud of you.
And they should use it as a jingle.
So do you suck Yuri off outside of this show or only on this show?
Only on this show.
Yuri am so proud of you.
Well, he's not even here.
You don't have to suck up to him.
That's a big problem.
you have. He's extorting you. I figure it out. That's your new tick. What? Your tick is when people give
other people flowers, you get angry. I was watching the show yesterday. Only when it becomes really
repetitive. He said, he said, I got to say so about 80. Oh my God. Who was going to show someone
you love? J-Locko. Oh, Flacco. He was like, oh, my God. Yeah, but that's different, though.
But Flacco only has so many, like, comedic routines, and he busts out new ones all the time. But one that
is kind of tired is just him, like, weirdly sucking you off and just,
making all these bizarre claims about you,
which obviously you love.
We get that.
I am not to drink into West Coast, but I love it.
This is part of the routine.
You're in on it.
Because as soon as he starts bigging you up,
you're like, I like flaco.
He's giving me compliments.
He's a good guy, man.
This is cool.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Is that how you think I sound?
Is that you tell people?
Like, I have a friend that's like,
hello, I like to eat salads.
Okay, yeah.
Do you like doing that interview with me this morning?
How was that for you?
That's just fun.
We do, we do good interviews together.
Cat from Blacking Chicago and Compton.
Wow.
I thought she meant like Cat Von D.
Oh, that would be a whole different thing.
No, but I was, okay.
Which one is cat?
Peep this.
And by the way, she's eight and a half months pregnant.
And through being around her, I remembered how much I liked my girl being pregnant.
Why?
They just give off, like, weird, pregnant energy.
And the pussy's better.
Well, she's all wiped up, so I don't know about that.
No, I ain't talking about her.
I'm talking about pregnant.
The pussy is crazy when you make her pregnant.
Really?
My girls was.
Super weather.
What's the,
oh, okay.
I'm about to say,
what's the difference,
but,
okay.
It's just pheromones.
You climb one at home?
My hump,
my hope.
No,
you got to work around,
and there's only a few positions
that really work
when they're,
like,
you gotta hit them from the side
from the back.
And there's only,
like,
20 minutes out of the day
that they're down to fuck,
so you got to, like,
really just stick around the crib
and wait.
Would you eat your girl out
when she was pregnant?
I don't think I did it.
You are a sick fuck if you did that.
That's weird to you?
It's kind of weird
But you can fuck
But you can't eat her out
Yeah, you can fuck
Why?
I like to think
The semen
Will make your baby grow stronger
The more and more
It's the semen
Isn't in there
I don't think the semen's getting through
To the kid you sick bastard
Yeah, it's not getting in a sack
Man, you've been hanging out
With all these white boys too long
Bro, what the fuck is going on?
He's been on Twitch too long
You might as well
Nudding your girl
If she's already pregnant
She can't get pregnant again
Oh yeah
I was nothing in there
That was strong
My girl told me
That her fucking doctor
was telling her that like you should fuck
like it'll help make the baby come through
oh that's lit her sister
so my sister-in-law is having her baby
like probably today
damn really so there's a lot of hubbub around the house
right now are you happy sure
I didn't even know her sister was pregnant
my new baby to hang out with him very excited
how many sisters if she got only one right she has one sister
and she has one baby who's like one years old
and she's about to have another little boy
she don't have a brother because Parker
and this the other baby are like
best friends and now they're about to have
fucking infant what you mean the other baby what's their name i don't want to like say i just don't want to
he don't want to be weird i don't know if they give me not know hey you other baby no i just
don't want to air out everybody's info i don't know feels kind of weird okay i thought that but now parker's
going to have a tiny minuscule little brand new baby to comprehend and she's going to be like whoa
she's going to be like whoa there is a baby who is a real baby i'm a grown up yeah i can drive the car
Anyway, that's exciting.
The, like, baby car.
Well, speaking to kids, bro, I get a text message from my BM yesterday.
Uh-oh.
And she says, your daughter called a girl a stink-ass-ho.
She's probably listening to you on Spotify and learn that language.
Stank-ass-ho?
I'm sure you've said that in a song.
No.
B. B. B. B. B.
B. Luts.
Not stank-ass, though.
Well, she could put words together.
She probably heard stank-ass about something else.
She probably heard stank-ass-ho in a fucking Cardi B song.
I was not upset.
You know, that's what I'm saying.
You gotta like...
Well, aren't you supposed to be?
I mean, kind of...
It was in school.
Because I'm like, I love you to tell my daughter.
I was like my daughter like this.
Like, I don't be...
She said the other girl pissed her off.
She kept bothering her.
She kept bothering her.
That's a stank asshole.
No, not at school.
No, where was it?
At the crib bowl.
Oh.
What advice are you supposed to give her?
Like, don't ever insult anyone ever.
I mean, I'm the cool parent.
You know, if somebody fuck with you,
curse him out or whoop their ass.
There's no way that my...
kid is going to make it to 12 and think that I'm not saying stuff like stank
asshole yeah there's just no way I'm gonna be able to keep a lid on it in your
household are here is think as ho is kind of racist yeah yeah why sorry you're
always trying to find some Josh agrees he agrees I would not say it to a black woman
you can't call a black woman a hood rat why are we talking about black one I'm just
talking about snake ass holes why she black all of a sight like this big picture is me
saying a lot of things to black women would sound racist I agree
Stank-ass-ho.
If it's a black woman in front of me, sounds racist.
An average woman, I don't think so.
Picture this.
Picture this.
You come home after a long day of podcasting and fucking,
and you say, Lena, the stink-ass-hole
and piss me off today.
I said stuff like that.
Yeah, I believe it.
I might not say staying-as-old-old.
I say, stupid-ass bitch.
That's cool, though.
That's good.
That's more like something I would actually.
I feel like we all say that thing.
It's stupid-ass-bitch.
Bro, I've been having a lot of stupid-ass-bitch stories lately.
I'm like, and you mess it.
It's time for me to step back, dog.
messy. I'm not. How am I messy?
And you still got voted at least hot in the office.
No, I didn't. First of all. You barely beat
Flacco. You're not hot, bro.
He's a world-class athlete.
I mean, until
proven otherwise.
Did you go on like a little bit of a bender once you
saw those results on the poll last week?
No. That's the theory around the
meme pages and the office is that
you were kind of hurt when you realized
that Flacco, who has spent maybe like a
total of like $50 on clothes in his
whole life. Where did this come about? I don't know.
like the way you can't see
he's on there's like bro I put together these outfits every week
just to get beat by
my flaco
did you see the shoes he was wearing today
they did the boat house crazy the people spoke
I think they were trolling bro I'm gonna be on well
I mean I could probably agree with the comments
that got the vibe that you and T.Rill
hate a flaco I don't hate flaco I don't think you hate flaco
I don't hate flaco at all a lot of people think that you do hate him
and you were you were calling him out on the music stream
because he was talking about sucking dick or something
and you didn't give him no clothes you gave me an
animals are closed and I just met
I just met that nigga I'm not gonna give him by
exclusive merch bro I'm sorry
hey
bro how long did it take y'all to get merch
from you yeah many moons
that's what I'm saying like I'm not you can't just
come in my twos yeah I know but you can't just come in
just off rip like Josh didn't even get no merch yet like you know
did you see Ian Connor and bloody Osiris
on Montreal no what they came out
it was it old
no it's brand no drip gods
what were they talking about you
You want to know what Ian Conner's whole style is?
What?
It's like getting interviewed while browsing through your phone.
He's just like, because I'm pretty sure he was doing that the whole time
on a fucking No Jumper interview back in the day.
He's still doing it.
He's got his phone right in front of his face,
and he's basically telling you your questions suck
until you get on something good enough for him to actually put his phone down for 10 seconds
and start talking.
But until that moment,
I never noticed that.
The faster he scrolls and the more he types,
the more he's letting you know, your questions suck.
Damn, I never put two and two together.
That was cool.
interesting see where they're at. Yeah, I really want to know what the fuck. What was the
22 questions about? Because where the fuck is Ian Connor been? That nigga been like ducked off
somewhere. Well, they had matching sicko hats. So I guess they're still pushing that line.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. They, I feel like they're doing drops pretty consistently. I just never know when
the Ian Connor brands separate from him. Like it feels like he's always like pushing a different brand.
Then all of a sudden he doesn't have anything to do with it and kind of becomes his own thing.
I don't know if that's ever actually happened or if I'm just kind of making that.
I think you kind of made that.
I mean, not that you didn't make it up because I feel like he was attached to a lot of
brands that wasn't his brands at first.
And then he finally came through with the sick of, I mean, with the Revenge Storm shit.
It's like, boom.
It was still hard.
Yeah, they are.
You still rocking those?
I got so.
You seen the new ones?
You don't feel like you look 2018 when you're rocking those?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Does a classic shoe like that?
Do they have to keep switching it up or you think he should just keep making the same shoe over and over?
Well, they had to make a new silhouette.
Oh, why? Because they got sued?
Dan.
That's probably what's going to happen to you, huh?
Why?
Don't put that energy on to me.
Hell no.
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I almost to be a key telling me how to pronounce these fighters' names.
Those are some crazy names.
I almost said something, and it would have been bad
because I didn't know there was some women
that was about to be said on there.
So when it said, take the extra dough,
I was about to say,
and spend it on a hoe.
And then you started saying it's a women fighter.
I said, who would have been bad?
That would have been bad for your future as an activist, yes.
Yes.
I'm a gay activist.
Hey, I ain't going to lie.
That fucking no jumper meme of you.
Oh, that shit was, I ain't going to lie.
That shit was funny.
Fucking God.
You and Sossey Santana are basically twins.
Oh, my God.
Bro, I literally.
You got his body naturally.
You find a new person you talk about so much.
Bro, when I stop.
Every time, National Team.
He has a teen Vogue article, and I was meaning to read it,
I didn't get around to it.
So I got to read that shit.
I wonder what the fuck they asked him about.
I don't know.
Bro, that video of the nigga looked like AD was the funny and shit.
I seen.
Where did they find that?
That was funny, though.
That shit killed me.
I feel like you have some shorts that small too.
Who closer was it official?
Was it no jump or memes?
No jump on memes.
No jump up.
No jump up.
No jump on.
No jump on.
No jump on.
No jump on.
Meems.
No jump a meme.
I just interviewed China Mac
but we have so many interviews
loaded up and ready to go
that it probably won't even come out until
next week because I got like 10 interviews in the stash.
What are we dropping that Gianna?
Gianna Diore. I mean, Housefund did a horny vibe
with her the other day.
You finally did a Patreon?
No, it was a...
She was like performer of the year
so we gave her a real interview.
Official no-jumper episode.
But if they want to see us interview
all kinds of sex workers and porn stars,
head on over to patreon.com
No Jumper.
I wish it was a Patreon episode
because then she would have pulled her tities out.
Instead you had to go porn out.
Nika, do a Patreon.
You'll see a lot of shit.
Yeah.
I ate her butthole.
You ate her butthole.
Yes.
She is very...
You know what Violet Myers is?
Are you joking?
Duh.
I just banged her.
Dude, don't do that.
You're going to fuck the mic up.
That's the reaction you want to.
You're already all fucked up.
That was genuine.
I'm so sorry.
Fuck.
That's a reaction you want
though.
You fucking.
I appreciate the enthusiasm, but you're going to break it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'll buy it.
I'm running up inside.
Got him.
God fucking damn it.
I don't care.
He's all on every girl's dick.
No, I'm not.
That's one of the, that's one on the list.
She's an anime.
I know.
Number one of your list.
I got a whole list for you.
No, no, I didn't say number one.
I said she's on the list.
I got a list for you.
Number one, Zan, Princess.
That's number two.
You don't even know any of his bitches from back of the day.
Yeah, you don't know any of my hoes.
He's going to do a Nicki Minaj and start dating a girl.
Somebody has to slay the Zanfretz.
No, he's going to fuck the 45-year-old Cokehead lady that he was serving.
Why?
Wait, you didn't know.
You didn't put his aunt?
I told you that the Humber is.
Somebody needs a slayer.
You need a trip report.
Trip report.
Carfax.
I just want to know what's going on.
Bro, did they have a Yelp?
She might be down.
She might be down.
Yeah, they had that.
It was called Is Anyone Up and it got taken down.
Yeah.
It was raiding shit?
You don't remember.
Is anyone up?
Damn.
It was like...
That was some real internet.
2011 and it was a website where every day they would have new pictures.
And it was kind of focused on people in like the band world and like, you know, all these different metal bands and punk bands and stuff.
But it would just be girls.
Every day it would be like Brianna in Kansas City naked.
And it would just have like a fucking paragraph writing about her.
And sometimes they would put like her fucking school or where she worked and shit.
It was crazy.
But every day you would want to.
look at it because it would just be like chicks you know some chick you've seen around some some
some band dude and it would just be like his dick on display and this is before they had the revenge
porn laws and shit and then eventually they got taken down it's actually a very complicated story about
how they got taken down you know that reminds me of gay porn but some reason like when i was in high
school they had these and it went it went from like school to school they would have somebody
secretly make a list about everybody in school yeah and say like bad shit about them print the shit
out and put it all over school. You know what's crazy? Before the internet, that probably like made
sense. You know what's crazy? When I went to losing or in ninth grade, you stole that from mean
girls? No, yeah. No, literally, literally. But they used to do that though. No, niggas used to really do
that. Because listen, when I went to losing her in ninth grade and niggas swore that I wrote it because
I was the only person I wasn't in it, like out of our like group. I wasn't in it too. I was like,
I was like, nigga, I just wasn't fucking yet and shit. So like that's why. No, but I was offended
that they thought that I made it. I literally got.
jumped because this bro niggas thought that i made the shit wow and it was like about people that
i was hanging out with so they was like oh it was it got to be him i didn't even have a phone bro
wow i was really on some house phone shit like no phone in ninth grade like just walking around
school no phone i wonder like the way that the adult world has changed do you think that the high
school world has changed like in the way that i think now guys are more open-minded it's like
girls being their own sexual being and having sex with whoever they want right they can still do it and
make it a google doc instead well i mean the google doc is different but like do you think that like it's kind
of more normalized for girls to be fucking when they're that young because when i was a kid i remember like
i don't even like the first girl who got fingered in high school like was smeared yeah like she damn
near had to leave the school because she was fucking around at like 12 13 you know it's crazy i know girls
that wasn't fucking around like back then but they were just getting
that title and it was such a big deal.
Yeah, girls would have a rep for being a slut in high school that, like, hadn't even fucked yet.
Bro, that reminds me, bro.
When I was in the 10th grade, you feel me?
Me and this girl decided that we was going to fuck when everybody was in fucking lunchtime, right?
In front of everybody?
No.
So we were, you know what?
Everybody was out on the quad, we was going to sneak into the bathroom inside the school.
You know what I mean?
And, bro, we went inside the stall, and as soon as I'm dropping my pants, bro,
Somebody came in.
Niggas was knocking on the door, right?
And she's like, go check.
And I'm like, thirsty.
I'm like, no, no, no, no.
Let's get the crack in.
And somebody kept banging on the door.
And I go outside, bro.
There's like 10, 15 boys right there like, my nigga.
Right?
Didn't even get the fuck.
And I go back to fucking lunchtime, bro.
By the end of the day, the girl was booing.
You ruin her life, A.D.
And all the older guys are like, yeah,
Look at this guy right here.
They just patting me on the back.
That's such like high school logic.
Like, oh, the homies getting some pussy.
Let's bust in there.
Nature stops.
That shit, I was so bad.
But I feel like you, if you and O.T. Genesis have a fucking Airbnb right now.
And one of the little ones that's getting some pussy, you're going to be busting in.
Ah!
Oh, we know what you're doing.
Ah!
Fun fact, I, you are that doing.
That is hilarious.
That's the same energy as if your homie falls asleep so you start dumping water on their head.
Nobody can just do anything.
Like, we're such assholes that everybody's getting torched.
I don't know.
One time I walked in on a homie, he was pissed.
But it was on accident, though.
Okay, so if you just open the door.
If you have a house party.
If you have a house party and house phone slides up in a girl's proximity
and he goes in the other room to fuck, you're going to let him fuck.
You're not going to bust in there with a fire extinguisherer and an air horn.
A weird.
Hell no.
When he gets out of the room, but like this.
Now, how was it?
My nigger.
You sniff the sheets?
What?
Oh, that's sick as fuck.
What?
I would think about it.
I'd roll the dice.
I really believe you.
I roll the dice.
Do one of them guys,
can I go in after you?
I got a topic.
Yeah, me too.
Guess who just fucked and just made OnlyFans content.
Kazumi and Rico Strong.
Whoa.
Fire.
Are you going to tune in for that?
No.
You're not trying to see you get hit with that hammer?
No.
What I was thinking is that,
and would you be mad?
Because parody porn.
is pretty popular.
Would you be mad if she marketed as the AD sex tape
and just pretended that he was you in the video
since you guys look almost exactly the same?
Just give me a percentage.
A lot of people think you might be twins.
Just give me a percentage.
They're not giving the Simpsons a percentage
when they do Simpsons porn.
Well, I'm a nigga that'll be somebody that.
You're not going to use my likeness.
My likeness, yeah.
So you're against AD parody porn.
That's where you draw the line in the sand.
Just do it.
I don't care.
excuse me something to talk about i'm like
i'll be like somebody wanted to have sex as me
i'm with it
i was the i don't even want to ask you never what
go ahead and say it you always do this yes
it was amazing she looked great
it was a blast that's how that person you put in the group show was
violet myers oh the girl yeah yeah i sent you in the video
because you know she she had a viral moment you should actually react to it in Twitch
where yeah you should react to it
talked about how she kind of wanted to do porn where she got shit on and it went so viral
she said that back in the day huh like years ago on no jumbra like four or five years ago and
she had only been doing porn for six months that was before the bbo huh uh-huh or or allegedly like
poop and shit like that and i against it i'm just saying like are you like this poop like weird you
out well i like it when it leaves my body but i don't really i don't want to take it to the face
because why do people like like that shit because they're fucking sick a d.
Bro, that fucking, the boys
a fucking episode was the sickest shit
I've probably ever seen.
Raise your hand if you saw a tiny little man
crawl into a peehole.
Did you watch it yet, Josh?
Ah!
I fell asleep halfway through episode two,
but I got to get back on it.
Bro.
He crawls into a pee hole.
Don't look at my...
You want one?
I'll give you one.
Yeah.
Awesome.
That nigger staring.
No, I was just like,
like, thinking off into the distance about...
These are personal.
I was thinking about
what's the other show
that y'all used to watch
and it's like a superhero show
it's the boys oh is that one it's back
okay well i gotta tap in
climbing into the pee hole i'm not like spoiling anything
for you when i say that because it's not like you could ever imagine how this plays out
but it plays out perfectly dude
is his like power to become small or something there's a guy who becomes small and he
climbs into a p hole that's fucked up it's a beautiful thing and it goes crazy
i don't want to even think about that just traveling inside the human body straight
through the peter
I wanted to raise this topic of discussion.
AD, I believe you saw it last night's Monday show,
the first ever episode featuring Flaco.
Yes, I did.
And Gina Viewers.
What did you think, give me your impression of what they were able to do on camera?
I was there as well.
Everybody go check it out.
Honestly, like, for one, I don't think that they're going to be able to be themselves when you're here.
This is like the boss is in the room.
Everybody doesn't want to like everybody wants to do an extra good job.
It's a bad podcasting button.
Yeah, yeah.
I would be a little intimidated.
Can we put that on the list?
I want that from my new office.
Bad podcasting, budd?
Oh, my God.
A big red button.
You cannot touch it.
No, it's actually going to have glass around it.
I have to break it with a hammer before I can press the button.
That's a good one.
And then every time I use it, we have to fix the glass and put it in replace it.
You got to put more glass on.
Okay, wait.
How long was the show you did yesterday?
About two hours.
Two hours.
Almost two hours.
What was the main premise of the new show?
The Monday show is the name.
think they knew what the premise was. No, the premise
is to do something that's very specifically
news related because
you know, the AD
podcast is very much like
boys hanging out, not really a focus on
news. On this, we try to do some news
but it's not like super rigid or anything
like that. Flacco, obviously we all see
his YouTube channel. Everybody go subscribe to Poetic
Flacco, you piece of shit. And
he's very much
in tune with the news. Like when one of these
fucking clubhouse commotions
goes down, if you were to ask
like me or AD what happened, we would probably be like,
Wack told this motherfucker you don't like him and it's just the whole thing.
Flacco will break it down like fucking three paragraphs of knowledge
off the top of his head about what was said between Wack 100 and somebody else.
This gigantic nigger monster.
These dusty hood ninjas.
You hear his other turn that he's pushing?
Negro might.
Yeah.
I feel like he just got all this shit from academics.
I called him out for that last night.
And bonquish.
He's like the O, he's like the O-TM guy doing the Draco thing.
What?
Like, like, that's Flaco.
That's Flaco trying to beat academics.
That's how you feel about O-TM now?
It's up like that.
I didn't say it was up.
I just said it.
You're saying that they're like a Draco boy band cover group.
That's what the one, the one, I feel like the one nigga really, he sounds like him, looks like him, the manorisms.
Who you think's hotter out of them?
What's up with this guy?
Music-wise, weirdo.
Oh.
I knew that.
You're just a porn niggas.
I'm talking about it.
I thought you meant like who's hotter.
Your gaydar is tuned a little too hot.
Turned down a little bit.
You did too, Josh, what the fuck?
It's Adam, bro.
Like, you know.
This is the first time that I knew he was talking about.
We could talk about who's better looking later.
Okay.
Who's hotter between who?
O-TM.
Who do you think is the better rapper?
Who'd you rather listen to a mistake from right now?
The dark-skinned one because he at least sounds like, he at least sounds like himself.
He is like not trying to sound like rigor.
I'm not saying all that.
I'm saying it.
Okay.
Putting them in a box.
How's the one going to get pieced up by the Stink Team?
I'm just keeping the truth alive.
That's cool.
That interview was good, though.
That was crazy.
Bro, I just posted a real firm.
I got damn near a million views in like a couple hours.
Okay.
Are you staying enough of yourself?
Whatever you want to call.
I was very proud of you.
Yeah.
I said, Adam held it down.
Point calls me,
stop dick sucking out.
I'm so proud of Adam.
I'm so proud of.
I just want to become part of a tick.
I just want to be like fucking,
I just want to be just like,
fucking Yuri and just get included in the money.
When the homie holds something down,
I'm gonna give him his props. I'm like, I thought
Adam was gonna be like just, I said, well,
one thing about you is that you stand on everything
that you say, but I didn't know that you was
going to be like, you know, how you did it. I was really surprised.
I'm very used to being very, very chill
in interviews. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It takes a lot for me to like switch my brain over
to like, oh, get mad and make it obvious
that you're mad on camera. Can I be completely
honest, though? Please do.
Um, the only, the only
problem that I had with that interview
was the fact that, bro, you got to start telling your guests to wear headphones.
They were talking about each other like crazy.
Bro, I swear to God, it was points where I had to just pause it.
Because they were just talking at the exact same time.
And it's like, what the fuck are y'all even saying?
I thought it was kind of cool, though, because I could pay attention to both of them at the same time.
So I'm just like listening to two stories at once.
Yeah, but if that was me and AD talking at the same time, you would have been like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You would have broke the bad podcast.
I would have smashed that fucking button.
No, that was definitely kind of weird that they were.
It was just bad because the manager,
hummy was like getting more mad at you than then Bobby would call out.
That was the dynamic that it took me a second to be like,
I'm going to break this down.
And then it was like he got it because then he just chilled out.
I honestly think it should have just been you and Ralphie.
I mean, I think the way it played out was probably the best way I could play out
because that shit was entertaining as fuck.
It was good.
It was good.
He was laughing.
He was having a good time.
I watched the whole thing like twice, honestly.
I ain't watching that shit twice
And me, two times
I could never watch that two times
It was good
That's just not me
But I appreciate you doing it
And uh
No but me and TRL did the one with Jay Stone
From a FTP afterwards
That shit's good though
That shit was fire
So I got TRL politic
And all kinds of people
We out here doing podcasts
That's fire
No that's fire
Before we start talking shit about TRL
Let's talk about the Gina and Flocko show more
Yeah
So this is the thing
A
She was late
She was one minute late
How?
Oh, okay.
Now, okay, one minute is one minute.
But he's supposed to be live, right?
It's like, it's a lot of show.
I'm not saying she's on late or she was early.
No, she was one minute late.
But still, it's like, you know, like in a perfect world,
you would be here in advance so we could like do some more communication about the topics
and stuff.
But to his defense, he sent those topics in the group chat in advance.
It didn't really feel like she had put any, like, time into thinking about what she
was going to say in response to like his crazy-ass opinions, which granted is a high bar.
Because he does hit you out of left field with like the craziest shit you ever heard.
Sometimes you won't even be expecting it.
Like, Flaco, what the fuck are you?
He'll just blow your mind.
You think you're talking about Will Smith and Jada.
And then all of a sudden he's calling her a demonic beast.
And it's like, okay, look, so she got Tupac killed.
Bro, you're a business impersonator of all time.
That's just the fresh impersonation.
Like, okay, cool.
He's just using the fresh notification.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I mean, but this is the thing is that his, his takes are so out there that I was kind
of surprised that, like, it felt like it should have been easier for Gita to sort of do her thing.
She didn't really, like, do that much in response to all his zaniness.
I told her before the show, I was like, do not let Flacco take over.
Yeah, because he will.
You got to put your dominance out there.
Yeah, shout on my nigga, A.
Man, pulling her to, pull her to the song.
But, like, think about this.
they love Gina's interview
she got 150,000 views already
they're fucking with her
they loved her when she was on at the end of the day
the other day
they loved her when we did the
the boogie interview with her on it
the fucking flakle one
I'm reading the comments I'm not seeing a lot of positivity
about her on that so I feel like
for sure that podcast
needs another
voice you need a voice a reason
and I yes and I also feel like
like this the whole time
like a little school girl
because a lot of them
I'm sitting back because
I want to hear what Gina's going to say
in response to him.
It didn't really feel like she had
like a response.
Like, I feel like we definitely need somebody else.
Maybe she agreed.
Maybe she agreed.
Hell no, she didn't agree.
She disagreed with everything he said.
She had like politically
correct responses.
Like, I don't like that.
Yeah.
Versus like, like I'd be like,
nigga, did you?
Yeah.
It wasn't conversational enough.
It was just more like her getting mad at.
And the chat called it for what it was.
Like they saw that she just like,
yeah.
She wasn't feeling it,
but she didn't really have like,
something to say in response
half the time. And so I don't
even know if her and Flacco together is going to work
long term. I was about to say though, like
this is, like, I feel like that's
what y'all saw when me and Flaco
was doing the, the music stream
afterwards was like kind of
at some point it's like he's kind of a lot
to like take in like
it's probably not for everybody. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
So like I fuck with bro. Like don't
like don't get it twisted but like
sometimes he gets a little out of pocket and I
had to just like be like, hey nigga.
Because thinking about it. Relax, bro.
Flacco is a academics clone to some extent, right?
Well, who's the Joe Button going to be?
That's really a question because everybody knows everyday show is one of the greatest shows ever.
And Flacco, I think, is dope.
Let me Joe Button, bro.
Good luck.
That, I don't think you're Joe Button.
But Flacco needs somebody who's more of a voice of reason to go to battle with.
And I think that Gina could be part of it.
I don't know that she necessarily wants to be if she were to be totally honest.
I think she wants to be on a show, but I don't know that she's loving FACO after last night.
I think you should give her two or three more episodes to see how it goes.
And it's going to be interesting to see.
When boss man's in the building, it's a little different.
And also, I mean, she might not have realized what she was walking into.
True.
She might have thought it was going to be more like the No Jumper show at the end of the day,
where instead it was like a stark raving lunatic running naked into the middle of the street with a machine gun.
He was going that crazy.
And he had some good.
Because he told me earlier, he was like, bro, I'd rather do some shit like that with you.
Then he was like, but pun.
What about pun?
That'd be fired.
Pun, I told him to do it, but he's like, I don't know if I want to do it.
He's just now getting on camera, but the people love that nigga, bro.
Yeah.
Pun could be a Joe button.
That honestly was like the best answer.
What if we put him with G. Perico?
I think G. Perico might beat the shit out of him.
What you mean?
I put pot?
Out of flaka.
Couldn't you see that?
No.
Prico's not taking that shit.
Yeah.
But Perigo's funny.
Whop him around the yard a little bit.
Yeah.
Get him thinking right.
I don't know.
But then, okay, so on the podcast, at one point,
Flacco tells Gina that he could beat her in a race.
And he succeeded.
So as soon as we get done with the podcast, I left.
He didn't push her.
I've seen it.
He put on some shorts, and they proceeded to race.
He put those thighs out.
To do a race, like the length of the parking lot.
How long was that?
It's like, well, like 10 yards.
Oh, Gina's calling.
Should I answer?
Yes.
Hold it right to the mic.
Gina.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
We're live.
We're on live.
I know.
I'm watching.
What's the deal?
I don't want two or three more episodes.
I agree to do the Instagram show and y'all threw me on the Monday show.
And I found out about the Monday show on Sunday when Adam posted it on his hook.
Okay.
No, we talked about it before that when we were in the office.
So what?
You hated it that much that you don't want to do it with FACO anymore?
I just won the third person.
When we have talked about it before, I said I would be like a mediator in between, but I don't want to argue with nobody.
That's fair.
I don't know.
I mean, podcasting is kind of about arguing.
But she wouldn't be in the desk ago, though.
I haven't argued on any other show.
Well, I mean, it's certainly one of the parts of podcasting.
I mean, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, we want to keep trying out more hosts for sure to try to get some kind of balance.
It definitely didn't really feel balanced for sure.
And we said that we was going to do an Instagram show.
That's what Flacco first presented to me.
And that's what me and him talked about.
And I thought that they meant that they wanted to do a weekly podcast.
And I was just like, yeah, let's do it.
And then they maybe didn't realize that that's what I was talking about at first.
But, I mean, we could definitely, we could do whatever the fuck we want to do on Instagram.
If you guys want to let people freestyle for you or whatever, that's cool.
Okay.
But, yeah, we definitely can keep trying out more hosts and everything like that.
I think we should stop experimenting and let people.
people just build their own shows.
Gina, what do you think that the percentage chance is that you and Flacco could work out long term on a podcast together?
I don't think, I just don't think it's on a workout because me having a difference of opinion comes off as me being angry or upset land.
I mean, but I think that that's kind of like a big part of podcasting is like people being able to have a dispute on camera without it coming off like one person is just mad at the other person, you know?
like it has to that's kind of like one of the critical tests of a podcast is like can two people
have a furious discussion where it gets kind of intense but it's not actually like them mad at
each other like them hating each other you know but yeah yeah no I'm cool I don't have an issue
with them or anything like I was selling them yesterday like you're potty like you're doing an
amazing job right but um yeah I don't I just think that we need a medium at the end of the day
I'm a female and I'm black so
we need somebody who would, like y'all said,
a place of reason.
I agree.
You're saying what I say is only going to come off
with me being an angry girl,
and then him saying what he says is only going to come off
as him being a young, dumb person.
Young and dumb is kind of his brand, huh?
But that's why I said, I think two or three episodes,
trying out different people that could balance the shit out
will really show, like, how the chemistry is going to go.
I think if Adams here, everybody's going to be on their fucking peas and kids,
nobody wants to.
You know, he's like the,
he's Mr. Feeney in the office.
And I mean, if it's not Flacco,
we're working on just building a bunch of different shows in general.
So I think, you know,
we could probably try some other people to pair.
I think Flacco is a one-man army on his fucking own.
Him by himself.
Hell know,
that's good.
Bro, we've seen,
he did the news by himself.
It was bad.
I mean,
it came off as very hateful.
I don't think,
I don't think it would have been good for a no jumper in the long run.
That's all his takes.
Yeah,
but when you have somebody who can balance it out and argue with him,
channel. He does a great job with his taste and stuff.
He'd be saying some bullshit, though. Let me debate this nigga.
Let me debate him at least once.
No, you're not dependable. Let's keep it real.
Okay, but let me, let me at least try it out.
No, we all are going to try it. T. Real says he's going to come on the next episode.
I'll come on a one after her. You come on a one after.
But a lot of the people that we've suggested.
Josh, when they were telling me when Flaco said we needed a show name, I said we need a
a concept first. So you're saying on the show right now that we was coming up, that it was
supposed to be new stuff? I didn't even fucking know that.
I knew what the topics was.
He texted me about that.
I didn't know that the concept of the show is for us to be talking about news and breaking news and shit.
Oh, okay.
We never, I have not sat down with anybody and had any type of me.
Oh, all right.
Well, he told me about all the topics and stuff.
I thought you were on that text, but either way, I mean...
Yeah, no, I'll be sure half the topics.
And you're right, I did not look into it.
I seen all it was all pokey shit.
And that's the problem is he comes in with these fucking full-blown narratives ready to go.
And it's kind of hard to, like, argue it if you have.
haven't already like done like deep research
yourself yeah right
yeah no you right about that I think
you need to you need to you should know
like he's going to do that shit
and you give your counters
of why you feel a certain type of way
not just like I ain't fucking with it
I think I did that it just wasn't strong enough
he is a formidable foe
even if it is sometimes bullshit
because I can argue with this nigga for you for fucking
yeah we was trying to explain to him
why me and Adam was both trying to explain why
Wack was upset and he just didn't matter
I talked to him about that today
He still doesn't understand
What was Wack mad about?
Yeah so it don't matter how much I'll come
prepare with
The biggest and he also said
The Wack comes he's going to run out the office
He's on Wax's dick
He's always talking about the biggest
Piru Wack 100
He got to just not say shit like that
All right
All right much love Gina
Everybody go watch
Gina's interview
The Monday show might have been a little bit
of a mess but her interview is dope
So definitely
I'll say give it a couple most of
to that.
Yeah.
Hey,
it's a work in progress.
We didn't film a pilot.
We just threw him to the wolves,
did it live,
got a bunch of views off.
But fucking flock, bro.
Regardless if you like his takes
or not, Flacco was funny as well.
Yeah, he is hilarious.
He's going to,
he's somebody that I can see
long term.
People are going to be like,
I got to see what Flacco says about this.
And that's the whole thing.
Even the people who don't like them
seem pretty in tune with
following his character arc.
Yeah.
It's because he's just funny to watch.
I'm going to keep a G.
There's certain motherfuckers
and I hate to say this nigger name.
But even though,
he's a piece of shit
that nigger is funny bro
Charleston white is fucking funny bro
his views is fucking retarded
but like nigga like
But flaco is somebody who
evolved his entire personality
while observing somebody like
Charleston white and realizing like
oh Charleston white is a fucking household
name and rap music
just because he goes on camera and talk shit
and says whatever
so flaco has always known
that he was going to basically have to do that
if he wanted to become a name in hip hop
So I mean
I understand
Even when the niggas say shit about me, I'd be fucking laughing.
So, okay, after the podcast, Flacco puts on some shorts, and they go out there, and they do this, I don't know, let's say a 100-yard dash.
It's like a decent little chunk, but not much.
And she is obviously like a 100-pound or so woman, and he is like a 270-pound tank of a man.
He told me he's 300.
Jesus.
He also said that I'm the same level of fatness as him.
I was dying when he said that.
He was like, not really, he was like, yeah, he was pretty close.
Yeah, he was the same.
He called housewit.
Like, nigga, what?
He's so delusional.
Anyway.
Anyway, they go and they're doing the race.
I don't know.
They maybe get like, they've maybe raced for like 10 seconds.
And he does start to like veer into her lane.
Obviously, there's not an actual lane.
But he's like kind of veering in front of her.
But to me, it doesn't seem like he actually made contact with her at all.
she ate shit so bad she
but if you got some fat nigga running towards you
maybe it was the 300 pound wind
lifted her off the ground dude
you have not seen a lot of women
hit the ground this hard most women
will go their whole life without smacking the asphalt
like this
Gina they said she was bleeding on her arms
and shit it was bad
she got up with great she but but
so she
She gets up and she wants to race him again.
And he says, and this is him as a grown man
after having just watched her eat fucking dirt.
He says, no, I'm not racing you again.
And he gets his guard leaves.
Wait, come here.
Come here, niggas, only.
No, because he's going to talk for 10 fucking men.
I want to talk about him.
Come here, you name, my mind.
He did the same thing.
He did the.
Right?
But the perfect Joe button would be Freddie Gibbs and Flacco
doing a weekly podcast.
Freddie will beat your ass.
That would do numbers.
There's a lot of gangsters.
I don't think I'm going to want to be on camera with you every week.
Or pun.
Pun.
Pun is a good one, but there's a lot of people's names that we've thrown out that we're like,
no.
Freddie is going to fuck you up.
Flacco and Charleston White are nothing alike.
Flacco is an understudy from the school of Charleston White.
That nigga, bro.
The school of academics.
Bro, it's amazing that you found this nigga, bro.
Isn't it wild?
He's,
bro.
Like, it's like talking to a fucking baby sometimes.
because he doesn't understand nothing.
It is.
But you know, like, you can say something to a baby
and they're like, they just want to learn, bro.
And he's like, okay, oh, okay, I get it.
Okay, yo.
The other day, he went and he drove to some gym
to play basketball against Basanova,
who, again, let's point out,
Bosano is much smaller than Flaco.
They played one game, Flaco won,
and he was out.
He refused to give him a rematch.
So this is his playbook.
shows up to challenge people in physical activities, and then he just dips out right afterwards
and won't give them a second shot.
He's two for two right now.
Damn.
Yeah, but I mean, how proud can we be of him for whooping Gina in a foot race?
Bro, I thought Gina was going to dust him.
Yeah, I mean, she weighs so much less.
She weighs like a third of what he was.
It shouldn't even have been close.
Flacco was a world-class athlete.
He said it.
But he ran in front of her and knocked her.
Yeah, he fucking, that's crazy.
She won't let me post the fucking video.
I wanted to show it.
stream right now.
She's a woman, no.
That's different.
If it was me, I don't know.
It's, yes.
I'll show you.
Well, actually, Bosano is the only person who has it.
Don't post it, though.
Bro.
Yeah, because to be honest, if we post it,
she's never going to hear the end of it.
She's going to hear a woman for the rest of our lives.
Oh, yeah.
She's going to fucking sue you for defamation or something.
Oh, I can't drop it.
Like, she got to be on board with dropping it.
Yeah.
I don't think she is.
Bro, it's gold.
Like, this needs to be on World Star.
Let the home girl.
Bro, bro.
I ain't a lot.
That's some viral content.
Then she will be, she's going to be the girl who got knocked down in the race with Faco.
Like, nobody's going to be able to think about anything after that.
It's really that bad.
It's going to run her life.
And then with the Monday show, like, the people saying certain shit is like, the nigger fucking
knocked her down.
It's not a good look.
Yeah.
Fuck.
But she says, she don't want to post it because she said that he ran right in front of her
and you can't see from the angle.
I'm like, okay.
But regardless, Gina's a fucking star.
Shout out to Gene.
I'm so proud of the Gene.
I'm so proud of Gina.
I'm so proud of you.
We're all proud of Gina.
She's going to be good or whatever the fuck she wanted to do.
Besides racing, Flaco.
Josh, you were there.
Do you think that if they had continues to race
and she did not fall down and eat dirt,
do you think that she would have won?
She was about to win.
And that's why he ran in front of her.
Nirocco's a big guy.
That little spurt of energy, that's all you got.
You got to come back the next day.
He can't do two, three races.
Wow.
Oh, they would have ran again?
Bro, somebody in the office.
If y'all let Flacco beat somebody in the net,
he said football, the next fucking sporting outing,
whatever the fucker niggas do.
Flock wins again, bro.
This office has got some of his planning to do.
He says he's a world-class athlete.
I believe in now.
Why?
You beat Boston over and basketball?
He hasn't competed against any world-class athletes
or anything even close to it.
Then again, Boston over is like Prince.
He's the shortest person in the office.
He's a little guy.
I would not have picked him if I was trying to pick somebody to work floco.
But he literally said that he was shooting.
He wasn't like driving using his weight.
He said he was like Steph Curry.
But Kelvin said he'd been ducking his basketball fade for like a week.
You got a hard on for Kelvin.
You think he's the hottest.
Yeah, you think Kelvin's the hottest.
Kelvin was just an example of somebody who is in the office and I think is clearly hotter than flaka.
I feel like.
I think both of you are hotter than flak.
I'm going to be just totally real.
Who's the hottest in the office to you?
Yeah, should we just give out our own opinions?
There we go.
Well, so Yuri's not really like in the office at this point, right?
Yeah, what are we ever going to speak on that or?
How far do we extend the, uh, the radius of this office?
People, people who are co-hosts.
Should I do a tier list?
Yeah.
Oh, my YouTube channel.
Yeah, you might as well make this.
No, you're going to offend people.
I'm not putting the girls in there.
That's one.
No, no.
You're going to offend people.
from the girls, but put the bros in there.
Let's see.
AD.
You might be number one.
Yes.
Hey, every time we do, every time we do this, if we're in a bar, which one of us, they always pick AD every time.
Not always.
I don't remember one time they didn't pick you.
It's usually like 70%.
I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you a good 85, honestly.
I'm going to say it's 60.
A bad podcast.
Smash the button.
Yeah, hateerism is bad.
podcasting.
I don't trust our audience.
We need to find a good group of girls to poll.
But when I look at AD, I see like me.
What?
Like, I feel like we kind of look the same.
He's just like a black version of me.
Like, we're about the same height.
He's dead to fuck ass me.
But not that much.
We both have a bunch of tattoos.
We both have a beard.
Bro, you are dead to fuck ass right now.
I mean, I just feel like we're kind of like the black and white versions of each other.
Besties.
Boom.
Hot boys.
Total Glock boys.
Hot boys.
But Bossanova is like,
if you're into like a little like artsy, like,
that's Leverachie right there.
He's like,
he's like an Ian Connor cute boy like little.
Bosset is the type to have like a billionaire woman.
Just know what I'm saying?
And he's walking the fucking poodles and he's just living life free.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll say this and leave it at this.
Bosanova was the only one I invited
to the high rollers photo shoot this weekend
Hey actually Trevor I might need you to shoot it
So if you hear this Trev
If you free on Saturday
I got some bread for you
Is it ablest that T-Rall hasn't really been
In this conversation yet and how much
Yeah we kind of got T-Roe
We got the new lineup
Like we got to throw T-Rail in the mix
The arm thing makes them less hotter
Are you comfortable saying?
No bro
You think it's the same thing
Honestly bro
Like I don't even notice the arm ever
Honestly
And that's not that's
like not even like that's you you notice it hell yeah i don't how do you think how dance is different
because of it bro we was slapboxing today like i bet he got a mean king dingling
pa as soon as a b started fucking uh slapboxing him he puts one arm behind his back that's fire
he's like the most fair man on yeah that's fire bro yeah you got to yeah you got to yeah
look at that that's a fair man what do you think flaco's gonna say uh about heather when he meets her
he's probably gonna do so weird he's gonna do the same thing he's gonna do the same thing he did
to your girl.
Yeah.
He said my girl is a mermaid.
He said he said this nigga girl was the prettiest girl he's ever seen in his entire life
of like breathing.
And he calls me the dick smith.
He acted pretty regular when he met my bitch.
It's kind of offended.
I'm like, I know she had Lexi.
Hey, he came in like literally like, hey, baby, come in.
I want you to a fly.
Shut the fuck.
He's like, I think he just, I think he's so intimidated about you that he would never.
I'm like, baby, get your makeup done, put on your nicest dress.
Flacco's coming.
He doesn't look at her.
He's like, oh, hey, Adam.
I think he might be, like, too scared to do that to you.
And he wasn't really acting like Parker Rand was anything too special either.
Oh, Parker was here?
Parker, no, it was at my house.
Oh, wow.
Didn't really call him on Parker too much.
Now, this would usually be offensive.
It was kind of given him the cold shoulder.
This is it usually to be offensive, but I want to ask him, does he like, is he not attracted to, like, white people?
I think he is.
Flaco!
Flocko!
Poetic!
I was pissed.
How dare you not compliment my girl?
Flaco!
I hope he never said anything about Riley.
Why did you compliment him?
I don't want you to have to deal with that.
Why don't, wait, wait.
Why did you say anything nice about Adam's girl?
Come here.
Answer this question.
And don't walk in front of the camera like you did last time.
Piece of shit.
Why didn't have anything nice to say about,
about Adam's girl.
Are you not attracted to like white
and Armenian women? Also, you didn't
tell Adam his baby was pretty.
Wait, what?
Are you attracted to white women?
I mean, like, I'm attracted to him,
but I wouldn't really like, see, see, like, a white girl and say,
oh my gosh, she's so hot.
Like, no, they don't really like my life.
He was brainwashed by Dr. Umar.
Well, no, I just like you.
Dr. Umar was at the mall.
We were the white girls.
And black women.
And black women.
But you, you were fucking with Lexi.
She's black, right?
Black and white
But I feel like you wouldn't know
That she told you
Well like she looked like
She looks like like Spanish and hornish
Yeah kind of Spanish honestly
Yo but listen to me
Malau travel ha-ho man
That's bro
That girl's like just turned 18
Like this year or some shit bro
Bro listen bro she turned 20 like what
In like two months
So you actually jerk off to her
Bro no I never jerked
Bro she's like young as fuck
You don't jerk off
Bro go find a good
Go find a grown
A grown girl
That's not grown nigga
Who's 20
Are you going to leave your woman after like all this fame you've been getting now?
Bro,
My call isn't even like at a point where like.
Where she would even like.
No.
What the fuck you're talking about?
You had just as much people watching you as all the fucking shows yesterday.
I don't think like the Instagram like criminal the crop bitches have kind of like caught up yet.
Like they haven't been like.
No, nigga.
You need to get the sixes right now.
Just run through the motherfucker.
You need to get the bandman kevo surgery too.
Yo, I seen.
The BB.
And let's go.
Yo, bro.
Can you imagine, bro.
If Falko gets that way, if my face car is old for you, Nick.
Do you think you're hotter than Ben McEvo?
Of course, come on.
Oh, my God.
Hey, hey, hey.
Ben-Man Kevahle.
Let me ask you something.
What's up?
What level would you give my homey house phone in hotness?
A hot, bro.
Flaco, I got more.
You're obese.
Like, are you saying he's obese?
I got more bitching than you, Flaco.
Like, unlimited.
In the office?
You think he's up for etchalant?
He's probably like, what, like top six in the office, right?
Top six?
Yeah.
How many people are in the office?
I like how we work this out every week.
Every week we argue about who's hotter.
Adam like, Adam really like don't hire like the best looking like right.
Damn!
I mean like, come on, bro.
Me, right?
Again, he calls me ugly every day and he hired me.
Now you got me thinking twice like, fuck, maybe I should hire some hotter people.
Bro, bitches came in and swarmed Kelvin.
What do you mean?
He might be a step in the right direction.
Calvin's hotness is going in the right direction, don't you think?
I didn't think this is going to be a every week thing.
I think I'm the pure perfection of beauty in all this.
You got pretty privilege, huh?
Pretty privilege.
A fucking weak, bro.
Who's in your lower quadrant?
Do you know.
No, why?
Do you know, been in the gym?
Do you know, been in the gym?
You've been here, right?
He needs about six more months in the gym before I'm going to move him out of the gym.
the lower quadrant. We're going to say this. Who's the ugliest in the office?
Do you know, probably got more bitches than all of us?
I don't know. I don't know. I fuck Violin Myers today, so I don't know.
Yeah, you, you did that. Just know.
Bro, when I was on my terror, I could not be fucked with.
I don't know.
Adam had been going crazy.
Well, Adam is different. Yeah.
That's like that's for life.
This is the first time we ever hyped that we big them up about that.
I'm the only one who has employees hired to facilitate me fucking on camera.
Yeah, that's different.
Your girl does it. You don't even need employees.
She doesn't even do it.
At this point,
we have somebody else
booking the ship for us.
Wow, really?
Trevor, who you think
is the hottest in the office?
He's like me.
He's like me?
Yeah.
What are you at?
Josh?
Who you think?
Josh is staying out of it
because he doesn't want to find out
where he's at.
He doesn't want to know.
He doesn't want to find out.
Who would you say, Josh?
Who's harder?
Do know or Josh?
Whoa.
I'm a goal with Josh.
You think Josh is hard you do know?
That's my homie, man.
Yeah, Josh is the homie.
That's pretty good.
He said,
Dredge.
Josh has a very
classic white man.
He used to have trends.
Josh has a very
classic white man.
He had a nigga here, man.
Man, I got to go to him.
Wow.
The pictures are fired.
Josh,
who's the hottest in the office?
He's saying you obviously.
I'm about to get a no jump of model and deal after this.
I'm starting a new show.
Is it gay if me and John?
No,
but okay,
this is my thing about AD.
I feel like
AD in
good shape is almost like a shoe in for how to send the office.
And I'm going to lose a weight.
AD plus 50 pounds from right now.
You might be down there with Duno and Josh.
Bro,
if I get the bandman care of treatment.
I'm just kidding, Josh.
I'm not really.
Josh is a good looking guy.
If I get the bandman careful treatment,
that's what I'm saying.
It's over.
If you had a fucking,
if you had a safari body,
bro,
come on.
I got fake teeth.
I'm going to get the teeth.
real fake hairline and I'm coming here
with the motherfucking fake abs.
Hey, just know.
Hey, just know, bitch is like
the dad bod, too. Don't get a twist.
They say that, but then in reality,
what guys do they put on covers
of men's magazines?
Who gets to be a male model?
I'm not looking at no fucking men's magazine
with niggas with their shirt off.
But that's what I'm saying. It's like the dudes who are
considered the hottest dudes on earth
are in really good shape, like 100% of the time.
I can see you like go to Vegas and going to a
Chippendale show.
Honestly, and getting on stage.
and making them all look like shit.
No, just compared.
I'm like,
Olena,
I think he has a big cock over there.
I can do that.
I can separate my own sexuality from it.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Y'all niggas doing all this gym shit,
wasting time in a gym,
and I'm still fucking more bitches than all.
You got last in the pool.
Yes.
You're down there with Flacco.
Sound good.
Put me in the room with your bitches.
They're going to be wooed.
Oh, yeah, probably.
No, but your bitches.
You're a great-old guy.
His bitches would have fuck with you
because you don't know any fucking
Space Goes Purp songs or anything.
But I don't, but I don't, you
you're putting me in one category.
You fuck santae bitches.
You fuck bitches wearing narcotic pants.
Never.
Never.
Come on.
But tricolored joints.
Walking down Melrose.
Bro, honestly,
I got a age limit those.
No, listen,
listen.
Violet is your first W in a long time.
You've been fucking some whack bitches on plug talk.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
You've been fucking some weak bitches, bro.
He's on drugs again.
T.R.
T.R. Speak on it.
He's on drugs again.
Bro, you've been fucking some weak bitches, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
Tell me who the weak ones are.
My catalog is...
Bro, I watch your story every day.
You'd be posting some whack bitches.
Claim emojis.
You just got...
You just caught a W today.
Relax.
Many Ws.
Damn.
Many Ws.
Listen, we'd be roasting you in the group chat all the time about these bitches you be posted.
What?
In our group chat.
The ugliest girl...
The ugliest girl.
Who's ever been on plug talk is hotter than the hottest girl you were for.
That's not true.
Whoa!
That's not true.
Dang.
I don't know.
I didn't see how it's phone with a couple of nice holes.
That's what I'm saying.
Don't even play my boy like that.
I ain't even play my boy like that.
I'm just thinking about the mess.
He never sees me out though.
I don't know what you're working with.
You had that little, you had that thick thing one time.
I was like.
Come on.
Every time.
Every time, bro.
Don't play.
I don't want to get too personal.
I'll be fucking top tier, bitch.
Go ahead.
He said you want to get personal.
Hey, listen.
Let's go.
Listen, listen.
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, listen.
I've seen house phone do his thing.
Yeah, I've also seen Housephone.
With some, with some.
They must have been really cool people.
Yeah.
I put it like that.
Hey, I've seen you do the same, though, so don't even play.
No, but there's been some times where I've seen Housephone and the first thing I came in
mind is like, damn, she must have an amazing personality.
Yeah.
Honestly, yeah.
But, I mean, I've been there, too.
I've been rolling around.
We had this conversation last night when a nigga was drunk as fuck.
And it was ugly.
I'm fucking the two.
Hey,
and some bitches like that'd be having the best top.
That'd be the craziest part.
My BMX homies back in the day had a video of me making out with this flat ass chick in the
bottom, Long Beach.
Oh my God,
you guys would kill me if you had this video.
And I was drunk as fuck.
I don't even remember doing it.
I took her home and fucked her.
I don't know what the hell happened to her.
This video is going to die.
She died.
What do you mean?
I don't know what happened to her.
I don't know what happened to her.
this ain't the job of a hub bitch
let me ask you something here's the
scenario I had back in the day right
I'm so hot I got a situation
I'm fucking high as well I wanted to ask a hot guy like
you about this situation
I'm back in the day
you seem nice and hot
let's go
so there's a girl I was kicking it with
back in the day Long Beach
she was a fucking drunk
bitch
and I would go to the bar
and I would see her
and I would just end up going home with her
This just kept happening over and over and over
Even though like I didn't really like her enough to like date her or whatever
Was it pussy good?
She was hot as fuck
But was a pussy good?
But she was just a drunk stupid bitch or what?
Yeah, she was just drunk as fuck all the time
Just like blacked out like in there flirting with 10 different dudes
But then she would see me and just be like
I'm going with you right
Anyway
One night we go back to the crib
And she's not that drunk
She's chilling she's like you know whatever
And we're about the fuck
And right before we fuck
She grabs this 40
and just
just pounds a fucking nice percentage of the 40, right?
So now you're making out where it's all beer,
we fuck, we finish.
And then I realize like, oh shit, she's drunk as fuck now.
Like that 40 hit her.
Like now she's drunk.
She proceeds to fucking just start bitching at me.
And she's just like so like just talking shit to me about stuff
that doesn't even make sense about how I didn't treat her with enough
respect and all this bullshit and she's going and she's going and like we we only even like
started fucking after the bar closed so it's like we're probably like done fucking by like three
then this drunk fucking lunatic bullshit keeps going and then all of a sudden it's like four in
the morning and she's just not showing any signs that she's going to fucking leave me alone and
I had something to do early in the morning I got to get up at like eight and it's four and I'm in
long beach and I live in the fucking hood like bad like we're right next to the donut shop and
the donut shop is a straight like all the crackheads hang out there for a period of time
literally next door to us in our apartment building was like the crack dealers in the area
so I'm just like yo you got to go so I walk her ass over the door and I place her outside
the door and I closed the door placed her outside the door and I'm looking down from the balcony
and she's making it perfectly clear to me that I'm a fucking dickhead for booting her out of the crib
in the middle of the night in the hood.
You already got your nut.
The bitch should have been left.
I'm looking down.
Hey, sorry.
Take it easy.
You're not about to yell at me.
She walked her ass home.
Now, if she had got violently insulted by a crackhead in the middle of the night in Long Beach,
would I feel bad?
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
But, like, is that within my rights?
Like, if you come over and we have sex and then you're, like, because to me, like,
I didn't want to boot her out.
I wanted her to sleep over and we'd be on some chill shit.
But then she started tripping, though.
Then she gets crazy.
I swear to God, like, I don't know what she was drinking earlier in the night that
She had a nice chill little drunk going,
but then she fucking hits the 40 and it's just over.
She just turned into the CMA.
But what was weird about it was that I didn't realize
that she had turned into CMAC until we finished fucking, yeah.
I don't know.
Like, is that out of line?
Like, are you cool doing that?
He was right.
Should I put her in an Uber?
For sure, put her in Uber.
Yeah.
It depends on how disrespectful she was.
See, I literally do the stroll.
And it depends on how much you really cared.
You were talking to her for a while, so obviously she wasn't being that disrespectful.
You just got irritated with her.
the next time I saw her after that
she said that was fucked up
how you left me on
Did you fuck her again?
Yeah
It's all good then
You know she came back
to the career after that
I just
It was a moral dilemma to me
At the time
I didn't know if I was like
Doing something kind of fucked up
By just booting her out
In the middle of the night
Or you, what you do is
Because she's hot
And I lived in a bad area
So me booting around
In the middle of the night
That's the fucked up part
Is she called Uber
Or she walked?
I don't think so
This is kind of like before Uber.
That's what I was thinking.
2011, 2012.
I don't think a lot of people had Uber at this time.
Then damn.
What are people doing before Uber?
That's what I was thinking.
You would call a cab and they charge you like 60 bucks to drive like three miles.
I never called a cab in my life.
Really?
No.
I would be calling cabs all the time.
Whenever the fucking, the bus stations will close,
we would take the fucking cab and have a drum us off.
And they'd hop out.
Yeah.
And then we hop and out and we were running.
New York City, you take cabs wherever the fuck you're going.
It's just like standard.
Yeah.
War walk.
or take the train.
Well, people love walking in New York.
Like, I don't know.
I'm like, the last time I went, I'm like,
nigga I got money now.
We can Uber.
Like, I'm not going to be taking the train from,
like, from like Brooklyn to Manhattan.
When I take the train in New York,
I feel like when Jay-Z took the train that one time,
like I'm doing something that is like such a throwback
to this old part of my life.
Doctors and everything on a little.
There's great dancers.
No, people with a lot of money.
the train in New York because it's more convenient
than taking the cab in a lot of ways.
Because you get in the cab and fucking rush hour
traffic in New York City. You're not moving.
You're going so slow and you're watching that meter go
up that you just really start thinking like, maybe
let's just walk. Maybe I could
walk to Brooklyn. I want to go to New York and meet Sparta
I think you should do that.
That sounds like a great plan. It'd be kind of a weird use of your
life. He'd be fucking with us.
Have you ever seen the
Akiway? The
nigga on TikTok? We've got to go tap it. We're
bro.
I should go to New York and hang out six-night.
Can't forget the bed.
Never, never, never.
Just an idea I had.
Anyway, you love that nigga.
We had a big argument in the group chat this morning.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Okay, I woke up at like 12 p.m., obviously.
What the fuck were y'all arguing about?
I need a full breakdown of this because I had no idea what was happening.
So basically, we got an offer for a no-jumbers show date in New York and Boston.
Now, these are not huge venues.
These are like pretty small venues all things considered, but we're just starting the live show thing.
So it's like they don't want to put us in a fucking 1,500 person venue that they don't necessarily know if we could sell it out.
So let's do a 400 person venue in New York.
And I'm on board with it.
Fuck is some cool shit.
Like fucking doesn't always have to be huge.
You know, it doesn't always have to be as big as you can possibly get.
But we kind of had to make a decision because, you know, the first live show that we did was the No Jumbers show.
Amazing.
At the end of the day and Sharp.
So that right there is six people.
And then also at the fucking show, you know, you have Blasey going on stage, yeah, Yuri, all these different people.
So it's like they really got a lot of bang for their book at the LA Live show when you consider just how many people they got.
And as a result, everybody was splitting the pie up evenly and everybody got a pretty reasonable amount of money.
It wasn't exactly a shitload, you know?
Yeah, but it was good though.
And so us looking at doing the Boston and New York dates, it's kind of like we just had to do the math.
and it's like, shit, these are even less of a pie to cut up than for the LA show.
And then you're also paying for flights and hotels.
So it's kind of like, you know, we sort of had to make a decision.
We all talked about it.
And we kind of decided that basically it makes sense for the different podcast to do their own shows and tours for some of the dates that we do.
Because it would just be like financially oppressive to have to bring, you know, eight people to do a 400 person event.
menu in Boston.
It's just going to end up causing so much that we're going to lose money on it.
And, you know, we talked about it.
And I think it ended up just making sense because there's a lot of things that are probably
going to happen, like, at the end of the day, have been talking about doing their own tour.
We got our own shows coming.
Which I think makes sense, you know, like if disconnected wants to do their own fucking shows,
I think that that's a great idea.
I might end up doing some.
I want to kill this fly.
So bad.
Yeah.
Yeah, this one's bad.
God, I miss the salt gun.
But, you know, I think I, I think I,
Like there's at least the possibility that I might do a live interview with somebody where like the focus is on just me interviewing them.
Yeah,
necessarily.
I'm not going to smash the coffee cup.
Yeah.
I swear it's been the same fly for like a fucking week.
Yeah, that nigga is tripping.
And he's really got it out for us right now.
God.
He's really dismantling this.
You got him.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Go wash your hands, please.
That was dope, though.
You did that.
That was hard as fun.
Wow.
You were sensing.
There's so much goof on my fucking hand, dude.
That was like the biggest fucking fly you could have ever did that.
Oh, he caught that.
That shit like smashed half in his hand.
Okay, wait.
So who was mad and what was they mad about?
No, it wasn't.
So T.
Real was talking about the situation.
He didn't understand it.
But by the time, like, in sex messages, everything just gets out of hand.
Yeah, that's a fact.
When he came in...
They always fucking end up arguing with Viettax.
When he came in, me, him, and Josh was talking,
and he was like, oh, I get it now.
Yeah.
But for how T.Rail was saying it, I ain't gonna lie.
T.R.R. was right.
The way that it...
Oh, my God.
I can't believe another one.
What if that one came back of life out of Adam's hand
and just, like, why is there so many in this bitch?
I don't know.
Shit, crazy.
Hey, no, but T. T. Rale was basically like,
he was going to be the voice.
voice of reason for everybody and and what he was saying was true is like it wasn't the transparency
wasn't fair so it's very logical what we're talking about but then it just it just came across like
yeah niggas is doing their own thing yeah and not including up clueling everybody so no that's a
fact i understood that yeah i mean well like i guess from adam's point of view if they if they asked
for for us specifically to do the tuesday show then i'm like i guess that but but even
Even with that, bro, like, it's like, okay, if everybody, we can't leave certain people out.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
Even the L.A. show, like, Blassie had a hard time fucking getting in.
It's all the type of variables as not, you know what I'm saying?
We bring it out.
And we got even more co-hosts now that are on the fucking show.
Like, everybody should be included by the logic.
But by the time that we talked to you, real, he understood.
He was, oh, yeah, this cool.
Adam should have just said that.
And I was like, nigga, we was trying to say it.
Yeah, facts, facts.
It didn't come across as this transparent.
I mean like, but like just just to.
Anything, Josh.
Yeah, just to be on your side for ones like, you did come to us and then was like,
I'm going to go let them know in the group chat right now.
Like I asked you guys what you thought about it because like me and Josh were going back
and forth about it for a couple of days just talking about like how this is probably going
to proceed because I think for sure what we want in the long run is to do big.
The fact that there's another fly here already
is just so defeating.
I thought I had slayed the fucking beast
and now his brother just shows up.
He looks exactly like him.
Imagine I was gone right.
I had to go back and wash my hands again.
I might just forgo it and just fucking,
oh, Jesus Christ.
But yeah, I mean,
he brought down with the food?
It was just...
Yeah, Josh, I'm going to blame you because you got food.
Josh brought him in.
He's done?
Yeah, but not done.
Just keep the door closed.
That's not like that's important.
We're going to be out of here soon.
Yeah.
I'm assuming that the news space is fly
free. I don't know why I think
that, but it's going to have to be flat free. It was
like some meat back there or some shit like that.
And that's why it was hell of flies that came.
Belly boys.
They left some pork belly up
over there. I heard that. I don't know if that's true or not,
but I heard there was some meat left over by the
trash. Oh, fuck. But anyway,
I mean, yeah, I just think we got
it. Josh, shut up. He killed him.
Shut up. Wow. You grabbed it by
the hand, too?
Brother-in-law's
Damn. But this is kind of a cool idea
for a podcast. Like we talk and then we also
slayed beasts. Like what if
they just let a ferret
out in the office midway through
the podcast. And we all have machetes
and we just like,
and it's just like that's kind of what we talk
about. I had a great idea of a restaurant.
You come in, you eat
crazy five-star food and then
nigger in the interim you get to beat the waiters up.
Why would anyone agree to this?
If you can eat in them like,
come here.
and you can just leave.
That's what you want.
Instead of a tip, just sock somebody.
That's the opposite of a tip.
You'd have to tip them a lot
to get them to let you punch them in the face.
Some people like to be it?
No, not like day in, day out.
That would get old quick.
Are you on drugs?
Yeah.
You know that Uzimaki?
Yeah, exactly.
Usomaki is everywhere right there.
Boom!
I need some Uzimaki, bro.
I got you, bro.
I should have known, not to say that.
I get my re-up.
I should have known.
not to say Uzimaki.
Why?
Because then you would go on a promo campaign.
Yeah, you got to.
Just got to.
You got to.
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All of that.
What do you guys do this weekend?
Important question that we never asked.
Oh, I fucking went to the dripping so pretty,
Brendan Savage, Little Tracy show.
It was fucking fire, actually, at the Belasco.
You were sucking Tracy out backstage?
What's that with this nigga, bro?
No, honestly, it was like I went back.
It was like I went in a time machine and went back to, like, 2017.
But, like, actually, no, it wasn't because those shows back then were not that big.
That show, it was big.
It was big.
It was big as foot.
They were gone off for Trace's.
FAC packed out really kids screaming that shit still those those be it them fucking white kids was screaming that shit
They have a big plate of coke in the back no I wish they were doing little bumps
I wish there was a big plate of coke you didn't see anyone doing cook no why would I be like that's that for the
party I don't know I just feel like was the person doing it I'm not just I'm not just lurking around in the back watching what motherfuckers is doing
I never did I like you go back saying anybody anybody got a bump hell yeah yeah of course it was his M.
or no people ask me that can I yeah yeah you got that that's all I know yeah he had a bumpski
we tell this story so much so so gotta talk about every time that's federal no but it was um bro
I'm telling you that that that show was fucking lit bro like they were like like the fact that they
still like because you got to think like that it's been a while like niggas been like
grinding for a minute like type shit and like they were doing little like probably 200 you know
venue cap
I don't know
it had to be at least like a thousand people
there you know how they could have had
2,000 people there if they had tiny cut open
for them
oh T row bring a different crowd
and have the
hipsters and the hood niggas
let me tell you an experience that I had
this weekend what did you do I went to the
playground with Parker in the morning on
Sunday okay left mom at home
took the kids so mom could work on some stuff
while I'm there
whatever we have a good little time
I get home and I'm looking at my Instagram
messages and I see that a dad had just filmed me walking around with my kid on the playground
and posted it and tagged you and tagged me fucking weird oh it was like Adam 22 chasing Parker
around this morning it's creepy and then I'm looking at it he do this from his regular page yeah and I'm
looking at it and fucking guy he had like been at the store backs like in the back of the store taking
photos one day and stuff, I think,
back in the day. So I probably know this guy.
I probably seen him around. He didn't say out of me or anything.
That's so weird. And he just posts
on his fucking Instagram story
and me running around the park of my kid.
Did you walk up to him?
I didn't even know about this until I saw the DM when I got home.
So you run into him again. You're going to have a word
with him, right? I don't know who the fuck this guy is.
I wouldn't even recognize him. He'd have to tell me it was him.
Oh, but you see it? You seen his Instagram. You see what he looked like?
Yeah, but he's not going to remember that.
Adam's not going to remember that.
it's weird right bro
that's super fucking weird are you joking
and then okay I also have this
this interesting dynamic where
I got one too I'm with Parker
when we're running around on the playground right and it's
just me and her please I hope this isn't end with her
hurting and I'm hot obviously you know
I'm a good looking dad I'm a dilf
hot boys hot boys
I'm a dillf I'm in the upper quadrant of the office
I can't even see duno
from over here
and so
you think duno's the ugliest I'm just kidding
man you got the home
That's good.
Okay, go ahead.
Parker's running around.
There's two moms sitting there, pretty young moms.
And Parker runs, like, damn near onto their blanket.
They got babies, like, brand-new-ass babies.
Oh, shit.
Little babies.
And Parker runs up.
She's looking at them.
They're like, oh, she's so cute.
And I'm like, hey, yeah.
And, like, but, you know, I'm kind of, like, monitoring the vibe
because you don't want these moms to feel like you're here trying to pick them up.
And that is not a dynamic I'm familiar with.
I've never thought about like, oh, I'm going to use my kid to holler at chicks in the park.
Oh, I used to do it.
You do.
Not at the park.
I was doing it in the mall.
So we have a criminal on our hands.
Tell me about this game because I was mostly concerned with not seeming like I was doing that.
I would walk around with my daughter in the mall.
And then, oh, she's so cute.
I'm like her mom's dead.
Shut the fuck.
I wouldn't say that.
I wouldn't say that.
I wouldn't say that.
You're the worst person on earth.
No, I wouldn't say that.
But no, but women will assume, like, they-
That's something happened?
No, not something happened, but they be, like, looking at you, like, okay,
are you going to say, like, you're a single dad?
But how do you break the ice and just be like, yo, so?
The baby runs over.
That's the ice being broken right there.
There's no mom in the picture.
She got trampled by an elephant.
Hi-de-ho.
Like, you can't make it that obvious because then you're going to just come off, like,
weird uh i mean i'm trying to do the opposite that's like super dirtbag shit like yeah mom just
but isn't it weird inherently to hit on a mom who has like a baby like is it just weird
because it's such a high probability chance that she has a dude waiting at home right i've been
i used that in my advantage before too what like for instance i was at a party one time right
and this girl that i was remedy my nigger hey this girl i was attracted to i said
seen her she was out there playing with her son and shit like that right and i'm just chilling i'm not
gonna holler her she's with her son but nigger her son is playing basketball and i'm end up you know
playing basketball with her son you know what i'm saying you did that and he keeps coming to me we're
playing all these games together and she's like wow you're so good with kids you know what i'm saying
yeah it's like yeah that was that was the alley you that's like i'm like that's the alley you so you're
that shi's you that you go try to chill and kick it with the kid to hit on the mom the kid naturally
came to me, but I'm like, you can't blame the kid.
Just not blaming nothing.
I'm like Chunky.
Bro, you know what's the best?
You hop on the video games with the kid?
Oh.
Go, let me add you on Minecraft.
Hey, be over there, no, no, no.
Hey, put your mom on the head, said, nigga.
Bro, go.
What are you on, man, nigg?
That nigga is funny as fuck, bro.
I forgot bro, name, but.
Lou Ratchett.
Lou Ratchez.
His interview I did is.
Fire.
My little brother just put me on to his shit.
He's funny.
His shit got fucking copyrighting.
The views were going up like crazy.
And then it just got hit with the fucking demonetization.
And the shit slowed down.
Same thing with Rico Strong.
That was doing crazy views.
I keep thinking you talking about Rico Reckles every time you say.
Very, very different men.
They get down in different ways.
You're probably trying to get Riga reckless into Rigo Strong's game.
Hey, if he wants to pipe,
He wants to get everybody into it.
Yeah, literally.
Stop making them about porn.
Hey, would you be happy, though?
Like, if somebody in the office is like,
I want to, I want to be like you and that.
Like, would you be like, damn,
you're going to really mentor or somebody?
No, it's annoying when people are like,
I want to get into the only fans.
Yeah.
Because unless it's like a tiny percentage of people
where I'm like, yes.
You're so hot that I would love to.
No, because you was pushing Kiki in that direction,
and I was like.
Where's he really?
But I don't know if he was joking or was you like really trying to
Johnny Cochering.
My thing is like, what can I do for you?
Just like meet a girl and go film with her.
And then you have a resume and then use it to fuck with other girls.
But you got to use your porn powers and like repost the shit.
Like the same way you would do a Skype read.
You got like a male person.
You got to sign a male talent like that.
I could.
Yeah.
They would have to really prove themselves.
A.
have the biggest dig you ever seen.
Which means you have to like watch them with binoculars.
You got to be in the room while they fuck.
buddy they would have to be like in crazy good shape at least like a 10 inch dick and have
masterful dick control is being in shape like really part of the game yeah yeah you don't want
to like sloppy as niggins that's why i'm really focused on getting in shape now because it's like
bro you can't be the fattest dude doing porn the fat is dude you do you i mean i got to be upper echelon
fat as dude's in porn no you don't get to be as fat as me in porn unless you're have a different
value add.
Unless you're like
Rod Jeremy or something.
Dan Bill Zarian,
if you go watch the interview,
I do with Dan Billsarion,
you'll see him out already.
He's telling me all about
being on steroids
and trying to convince me to get into it.
Oh, how about getting...
But isn't it going to shrink your dick, though?
Huh?
Is it going to shrink your dick?
No.
Or like does something to your dick.
It makes a nut smaller.
Yeah, something like that, right?
I'm more about the dick than the nuts.
I felt that.
I felt that.
I felt that.
If it's not fucking on your dig,
then fuck it.
I'm not doing it.
You're not going to do it?
It's too dicey.
Yeah.
You got a, you got like a family and shit, bro.
You can't fucking have a random heart attack in the fucking gym.
But you don't think that that would be good for the vibes in the office if I was just coming in here.
I was just straight steroid it out.
You're going to come in here, angry as fuck.
You'll be taking off on niggas.
House phone, you're late again.
You're at the top of my list.
The press list.
Wow.
Damn.
AD getting dunked on.
Wow.
You're at the top?
I'm the hottest.
That's why.
It goes down.
Yeah, you got to fight the hottest.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll fight him for hotness supremacy.
And if I beat your ass real good, you'll be less hot.
Damn.
Damn.
We were talking about that on my streaming.
What?
Like if me and you was, like, in a celebrity boxing match and you beat me up,
it was like, could you go back to the office and be like cool and be like Adam?
He just, yeah, he just be quiet while I beat you up again.
What's the answer?
What you mean?
Could we be cool after I whip your ass?
Yeah.
Damn, all right.
I'll be salty, though.
I'm not going to go.
on my flaco and just start telling you that I could beat you up.
You think he could beat me up?
Flotko?
Or him?
I don't know.
Fair.
You give me six months to train?
Give me six months to train.
But you won't.
What are doing that?
You're all over the place.
I've been doing it heavy.
I see you.
One day you're rocking a ghee.
Next day, you got some MMA shorts on.
He just liked MMA shorts.
And you're working out for three weeks.
Then you got the Gie on again.
I don't see you going past Whitebell.
No, no, I've been, I've been staying consistent.
Yeah?
Yeah.
With the boxing, not the tijitsu.
With the Twitch streaming, for sure, but not the jiu-jitsu.
No, I've been working out consistently.
It's been like four weeks now that I've been going heavy.
If I put you in a triangle choke and then refuse to give you a rematch, you'd be pissed?
You can't do that.
Yeah, I can't.
Bro, I put my gie on and destroy you.
Destroy you.
But see, that's the thing that he said before.
He didn't think that he could get me in the hands,
but he thinks that he can choke me out.
But this is the thing,
is if we go and do a workout at a MMA gym,
we could either do a little jiu-jitsu sparring match thing
when we try to take each other down
and see who can choke each other out.
And we could also throw on the headsets.
With you, I would be so disgusting.
I'm like, we could throw on the headset in the gloves.
And we could do a little fight.
You put the headset on it, whatever fuck it's called.
You're not going to take too much damage.
I'm going to try.
about to break your face.
For all the times, you ever been mad at it?
Do you think?
I'm like,
if we decide on no cameras,
do you think anybody will
actually abide by it
if we say no cameras?
I can see Josh right now.
Yeah.
Somebody in the office is going to do it.
Josh is going to come in wearing the Google glasses.
Yeah, but I respect that, though.
The Raybans.
I don't ever underestimate no man.
I didn't see,
I didn't see niggas get dog walk by
niggas that look like Flaco.
I don't think.
I have very little confidence
that might.
striking could handle AD.
But I do think if we fucking do some
wrestling, we do our little
jujitsu match. I'm going to let you win.
I don't want to sit there and roll around with you.
Come off.
Come off it.
Get on the fucking mats with me
and let's just do what
we were born to do and let's just wrestle
it out. Well, look, I got to...
You got to bring jujitsu to the hood.
Not in the universe.
AD, no, T.R. and Crip Mac
Jiu Jitsu match.
For charity.
Oh my God.
Crip Mac hit me up saying he wants to do the T-Rell interview.
I'm like just not even responding.
I'm like, yeah.
It ain't happen.
T-Rill not going to do it.
Yeah.
It's too far at this point.
But it would break, it would break the internet.
Yeah, it's like, what the fuck are they going to talk about?
They do it on Zoom.
No, like, what?
Okay, look, on some real shit, what are they going to start?
What are they going to talk about?
It doesn't need to happen.
There's nothing to talk about.
I don't think that they would be able to have a real conversation.
Yeah.
I feel like.
What you say fuck me and all that?
Like, is Dan there beyond?
But even before that, I feel like the forehead tattoos just.
Yeah, yeah.
The forehead tattoo is just the beginning and the end of it.
That's like where the conversation starts.
If I'm T-Row, I'm probably not going to do content with somebody who has that on their forehead.
He couldn't.
He can't, bro.
I would never.
I don't think he's even really given a consideration.
He knows it would be viral.
He knows it would be funny.
But it's like, you just can't, you know.
It's too serious for, like, for that.
Because think about it.
ODM's from exactly where
Krimack from.
But they were able to do an interview.
But it's also a level-headed person.
It was able...
But yeah, and he doesn't have this shit on his forehead.
So T-Rail's able to take those political shit
and put it to the side and have a nice little conversation with him.
They seemed like they got along just fine.
I just think, you know, with Krimack,
the forehead tattoos, the non-starter on that...
And even if it was like somewhere on the body,
then it would be different?
Because I think ODM has that whacked out on him.
I'm sure.
Yeah, but like, you know, like...
Damn, that's great.
I didn't even think about that you don't got on his work telling stop look at
no Sally does bro I don't mm-hmm you got him covered up 80's respectful bro
bro you got it done done damn you got any like BMX
whack out yeah he got Ron's every whacked out on his arm no but you know I'm
super proud of is my my kid will point at this and be like doggie oh that's
Let me see you.
I never looked at that before.
I didn't know what that was.
That was a mummy.
I never looked at it before.
After watching that video, I was looking at the tattoos.
I was like, maybe he is.
Maybe he is.
I never knew you had the upside down across under your eye.
Bro, you look at this nigga every week.
I don't look at him like that, bro.
You stare deeply in my house.
You never looked at his face?
I mean, like, I don't just.
He's sitting right across from us, brother.
I don't pay attention to, like, the symmetrics of his face.
Bro, he's sitting across.
cross from us. You need to look at me more.
I'm the white you. It's like
looking in the mirror.
With a filter.
You should make a movie like that.
It's like me looking at the mirror and it's like,
whoa, I'm black, but it's age.
No, you need to do it like a little dicky.
Yes. I woke up in AD's body.
He wants to be in your body.
What up my nigga?
Dude, we could take that concept
and make a video in an afternoon
based on that concept.
Yeah.
And just,
that was one of the most
genius songs ever.
But people are pissed
at fucking little Dicky
about that in retrospect.
You think that's racist?
No.
I don't think it's racist.
It's funny as fuck.
Yeah, it's funny.
And it's so on brand
with what he is.
Yeah.
That show was so far.
We talk about this.
I want to come back.
Dickie.
Bring me back.
You should put you.
He should bring you back.
I got my sack card now too.
I'm a full actor now.
Pause.
You get three principal roles.
You become sad certified.
That's fine.
You get your card on.
I'm part of the union.
You could be principal Skinner.
That could be one of your principal roles.
Who's one of Skinner from?
That's Simpson's, yeah.
Seymour!
That's the one, right?
Yeah, Seymour Skinner.
Can we get into some of these topics for real?
We have topics?
Yeah, I got two that I have to get off.
Burning.
Hit me.
All right.
All right.
Peace.
Real nigga, man.
Rest in fucking peace, bro.
I couldn't believe that.
I couldn't believe that.
Shats to my guy, Matt, too.
He sent me the video when we was all in the studio and shit today.
I was looking at that.
Bunch of people got killing Atlanta all in the same night.
That shit is fucked up.
That's crazy.
It seems like Atlanta is just going through.
What the fuck is happening, bro?
I mean, but then when you actually read about the situation that happened with trouble, it is kind of wild.
So the deal is, is that the guy is dating this girl.
They got a spot together.
Three years.
Three years there together.
And so then they get in a fight.
He allegedly beats her.
and then he dips out.
Doesn't see her for a few days.
Five days, I think they said.
And then she's got trouble at her crib in bed with her.
That's mistake number one.
This guy comes home and however it unfolds,
it ends with him shooting trouble.
Shit is crazy.
It said, well, from the video I watched earlier,
she said she woke up to the nigga beating her up.
That day.
Like, like there.
She was sleeping in the bed.
Right.
Her in trouble are asleep in the bed.
She woke up to him beating her up.
Trouble alleged, this is all alleged.
I don't, you know.
Trouble allegedly hops up out of the bed.
They get into a little scuffle.
The nigger grabs the gun and shoots him in the chest.
Insane.
That's sad, bro.
The thing that makes it fucked up is like the females should have known, like,
that he's the type of niggie that would pop.
Not even necessarily but pop,
but if y'all, if y'all been together three years
and y'all live together like this nigga is not out your life so to bring him into that home
and you know what I'm saying and I don't think she gave trouble a warning like hey I got this
this this boyfriend or crazy baby we don't even know how well they knew each other like we don't know
if maybe maybe trouble didn't even know that she had to do it maybe he thinks this is just her
but that's what I'm saying maybe he was just popping in to see her for a couple hours like nothing
no man feels comfortable sleeping yeah somebody's house if they know that it's a possibility
They got a dude that can pop up.
I don't know, though.
You're getting some good pussy.
You might just take a little.
You might just fall asleep.
Depends on how reckless you're moving.
Because that is kind of messy from like a street dude perspective.
Yeah, sleeping at a random girl's house.
We don't know how close they work.
But then too, if I'm knowing that it's a potential that a nigger might pop up, I'm going to have my thing on.
Who said he didn't, though?
We don't know.
Who said he didn't?
And they said his expensive-ass car was outside, like probably in these, like, apartment buildings.
And they're like, oh, who, like.
he knew it or something
yeah
that's a tragedy man
bro
edge was one of my
favorite
bro that was one of my favorite
albums bro
it feels like he was somebody
who was really beloved
in the city
one thousand percent
after the YSL thing
and the little key thing
that this happening
and Metro's mom
in the same night bro
like what the fuck
I definitely
I definitely want to
take a moment
to send my condolences
out to Metro
but I could
I couldn't even imagine like that the fucking feeling you must be feeling right now, brother, but.
There's nothing you can do about shit like that.
Yeah.
There's literally nothing nobody could say that would ever like make you feel any type of better, bro.
But just know you got a lot of good people around you, a lot of, you know, you've got a very strong team.
And I know they're going to be there to support you.
And just prayers are for your family, bro.
Like, that shit sucks, dog.
Yeah, it's like I thought about.
That's the worst thing you could ever fucking, like, wake up to.
Should I message them?
I'd just be like, hey, my condolences.
I wanted to, bro.
I don't know them that well to even be like inserting myself there.
But at the same time, you do just come up.
Oh, G suicide in the building.
They're like, that's just the worst thing I heard in a long time.
Like, how long does it take you to be normal after that kind of thing
or to even move past it, you know?
Do you ever, because, like, nigger, you just think about like, man,
I should have fucked that nigga up.
I should have did this, like, I don't know, to the fucking boyfriend.
And then they always kill themselves after.
Like, you're such a fucking pussy.
He's just like that fucking J. Stash thing.
Bro.
But, like, they're grown.
I don't.
What the fuck?
Like, you're not like some retarded kid that just, I mean, well, he,
Jay Stass wasn't a kid either, but, like, right.
I'm just saying, like, you're not, like, some young, like, just, like, ready to crash out phase of your life.
Like, how old do you think his mom had to be at least 40 to 50?
That's just sad.
Like, come on, bro.
Brown ass.
What the fuck could have been wrong with this?
I wonder how long she was with him.
Bro, that happened to my best friend in high school.
Like a week before our prom, bro.
For real.
Nigger.
I walked into the...
She passed away?
No.
No, the daughter...
The daughter was at the crib,
and the dad killed the mom and then killed himself.
Wow.
I, like, walked in there, like, yelling, like, like, trying to call out the mom names,
no response.
tried to open the door, wouldn't open.
There's this girl, Lennon, has recently been involved with,
and she just found out that the girl's mom got killed by the dad,
and the dad's doing life in prison for it.
Like, what a...
She's, like, fucking on her phone, reading about it,
just like, what the fuck?
Bro, the fucking...
The things people will do, like, in some, like, love, rage shit is crazy, bro.
Let's speak to the people out there.
Guys, if you get mad at your girl,
bro, there's other girls.
Do not put your hands on her at all.
There's a million fish in the sea.
Don't go grab the glick and go shoot another.
Don't do it, man.
Don't throw your life away because let's keep it real.
You're going to get caught.
If you kill somebody, or if you try to do something,
what's going to happen is, even in this trouble case,
that man going to go to jail and guess what?
His bitch is going to be bouncing on somebody else's dick.
Literally.
why he's his whole
life. Come on, man. He's about to
do the rest of his life in jail.
And she's going to get fucked by
thousands of niggas now. Well, I don't mean, that's probably
a little.
We have not. Maybe 35.
I'm just saying, like,
like she's going to be getting fucked for the rest of her life
and you're going to be in jail beating off.
But, okay, Flacco, Mr. Insigator,
immediately starts trying to make
the point of
in terms of the trouble
situation. What is
this guy going to have to
prove in court to justify him shooting this dude.
That trouble was beating his ass.
If it was just a home intruder, then it's clearly within his rights.
Trouble was invited into the home by the girls.
So what is, is this guy, does he have a chance of beating this murder or whatever?
I guess it seems like it could be kind of up in the air, right?
It's a wrap.
We know that he's going to try to do that.
And like, why would you not?
Like, you're not going to be like, all right, I'm going to.
want to just take this life plea.
It might take like five years, but we're going to see this play out in court for sure.
Fuck.
And it's going to be wild.
But, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know if he has a leg to stand on in terms of that argument.
It's just so fucked up because, like, in the heat in the moment, you'll really do some
shit that I'll fuck your whole life up, bro.
That's why you don't be too emotional, man.
And you took away a legend, bro, over this girl.
You know what's the most fucked up part?
My favorite song from Edgewood, the beginning verse, he is literally explaining
like this exact situation.
He said, I can't believe
this pussy nigger want to beef about this
ho. That's a freak, this ain't your ho.
You ain't street boy. You's a hoe.
Damn.
And he fucking passed away exactly like that.
It was prophecy.
That shit is weird, bro. The power of the tongue
is fucking real, man.
Watch what the fuck you rap about.
Watch what type of energy you put out
like all of that shit, bro.
That's why you rap about getting your ass eating
because you want to get your ass eaten.
Has it brought that into your life?
I got my ass eating like once.
It was fire.
Yeah.
I think maybe twice.
Well, rest of peace.
In regards to the thing we were talking about before.
Yeah.
Not your butt.
Anyway, I've been really taking time and like going back and listening to his old music.
I got to get on that because I know there's been so much shit I listen to him throughout my life.
And he was someone that I would always DM and be like, let's get this interview.
Let's get this interview.
He was never coming to L.
and then I noticed that he had a new Instagram
that only had like 50,000 or 80,000 followers
or some shit.
He clearly had gotten deleted and had to make a new one.
So I can't go back and look at the conversations
that we had before and think about how many memories
are basically lost because they're not,
he doesn't have that Instagram that was before.
That just sucks.
I'm going to be honest, some fucking,
whoever you are, DM me this again,
but they were like, I have all your posts archived.
So if you need from your own Instagram, if you need them, let me know.
So I'm like, if someone did that for me, then.
You can download all you.
You can archive someone else's Instagram.
So you have a backup of their entire account.
I guess so, yeah.
I guess he took the time out to do that.
That's strange.
Yeah.
But if someone did that for me, they probably did that for trouble.
Let's be honest.
I wonder if I was done that for me.
Probably.
For sure, I got it.
Bro, what?
you and Parker bro yeah right I got a backup but are you joking they fucking post old
as like uh vlog clips of like us hanging out but those are on YouTube like all you have to do
is to go back and watch these old vlogs and just grab these little clips from them you know
yeah I guess you're right but like the one of me meeting Jason and just being like what's your name
again really Jason nice to meet you that's just trippy because it's like we've been around I'm
like almost every day for like five fucking years yeah that's six years I don't know well it was on
Melrose like when he was at
Yeah, because he was working
at the store next door.
He owned that store?
No, he just worked there.
Shout out to
officials or whatever that shit was called.
I mean, he moaned.
Me and AD are going to a black tattoo
party in Beverly Hills.
You are?
Where is the invite?
You want to come?
I don't know if you're classy enough.
They got hot enough.
I can get classy.
We're going to bring flaco instead of you.
Wow.
With his fucking
Flacco getting a tattoo
with his fucking ankles at all.
with his ankles and feet out
for sure
did you bring him to the no cap show like that
with like sandals on with his toes out
I think he wore shoes because they were trying to give me
a DP for not wearing shoes and
shout to my really Jay West
it didn't get mentioned to him
the homie mic mic like he was banging on you
yeah somebody was pressing
you and Mike Mike he was like
Village tail power
I was there. I could have easily gave him the push-ups
and it would have been good content for the vlog
and they would have just not really had a joke to make after that.
Yeah, I was just like, nah, I'm not doing a little.
I put my hands on this dirty-ass Novo floor.
That shit was funny, though.
Yeah, it was funny.
So you hang with AD.
You got a program.
Yeah, man, you go snitching on you.
I remember one time,
Oh, God.
A.D.'s, OG, got on his head because we was running with the horses.
You must not want to walk.
Are they making Cole Bennett do push-ups?
Cole Bennett's got his toes out every day.
Col Bennett.
Yeah, Cole Ben is not, what, you think OTF is making them do that?
I'm not even wearing these shoes.
Boom.
I feel like you bought those like five years ago, huh?
No, I did have ones like this before, but why am I even wearing these fucking shoes if you can't see them on camera?
Well, we kind of can't see him on camera, but I was gaslit into believing that you weren't going to be able to see them.
By the way, we just hit 14,000.
Yes, go.
Goat shit.
Wait, 14,000 live, live viewers?
Damn, we turned the fuck good.
Let me ask you something.
We powered up right now.
shit for a third seat
what about my nigga remedy
a third seat with
flacco show I got I got three candidates
I got remedy
I got OG suicide
and I got my homie rock star
from hip hop trends
I think we should try out all of these people
and get the feedback from the people
see what they think about it
because he was seeing the comments he was like
oh yeah I didn't a Monday slide
I mean it's good it's competitive
it is I'm down to try people
out as long as those people also know that
there's nothing married to it.
Nobody's getting married to it.
Yeah.
Not even Gina.
But she seems open to the possibility of not being part of it.
I think you should let Gina form her own show.
We're going to have to find some, if it does go down like that,
we're going to have to find some more hosts.
Some more hose, I thought you said.
We're going to have to find that too.
We're going to have to find some hose for sure.
What were you about to say?
I got a topic.
I went to T.R.R. Store for the first time.
How was that?
You steal a wig?
No, why did everybody keep saying there?
Because gay dudes keep going in there and stealing wigs.
And then T.R. going to fight him in the street.
Shut up. That's hilarious.
No, I was, um, first of all, Heather got the homie fucked up.
Why? She thought you were stealing?
No, she did.
My boy, my boy got one rack in the back.
Yeah, swish. Yeah, cool, man.
We need some more merch in there, man.
No, he was in the front. It's just not a lot of shit in there right now.
No, I know.
I don't know. I'm just talking shit.
But maybe they like all girls shit.
Maybe they don't sell that much guys.
No, I know.
You know what was the funniest shit, though?
You know, you know it was some,
it was some Houston Astro fittings in there.
I was fucking crying.
Some embroidered, some embroidered ones.
I was crying.
That's going in the indictment.
He selling them?
Flaco!
Oh, my God.
Put that in the indictment.
That's fire, though.
Yeah, no, that was so far.
I was like, this nigga T-Rail, man.
I got the sweats on right now, man.
You got those sweats on right now, man.
You got those sweats at at.
How much were they?
I don't know.
I didn't pay for him.
You got hooked up?
Come on.
If I'm going there, I'm going there to support.
I'm paying.
That's cool.
That's you.
I'm a cheap fuck.
I don't know how the Gucci and shit you've been wearing.
I still support.
No, but you look at T.rell like a rich fuck that you just, I'm like, we might as well
just bleed this motherfucker drive, right?
He could be your sugar daddy.
No, that's my nigga, bro.
And I'm about to, I'm about to lace him with whatever he wants for my shit.
It's an equal tree.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Shout out to girls' tour, man.
I'm dripped up.
Yeah.
Now, just no shorty tried to hit me with the,
Shorty at the register tried to hit me with the,
okay, it's going to be blah, blah, blah.
I was like, nope.
T.
So they tried to charge you,
and you were like, no.
I was like, nope.
T.
I'm not pan.
I'm like,
I'm like T.
I can take whatever I want,
and the girl that I'm with can get a discount.
He said that?
Try to sell my pants.
I ain't gone.
We are about to Tesla.
Rella up.
No, no
They were all super nice
The customer service was good
The store was clean as fuck
Everything was all set up all nice
There were girls in there
There were girls in there
It's dope as Trial be really on his boss shit bro
Bro like he really got a stab
He told him what to do
Hey you know what's the funniest part
The video that was playing
Like behind the register
Is the like video that they were working on
When Jidiar and fucking ran up on them
In the middle of the street
They just play that in there all the time
It's like on like a loop or something
What the fuck?
Isn't that funny as fuck, though?
It was like, that's the video they were working on.
It's crazy that if they were to make a documentary about T.
Rell and Heather's Love Life, they would have to, like, find all these old young money.
I would love to see that.
There's some YouTube bigger.
Like, talk to little chucky.
Let's get your hard guys from back in the day.
There's like a little twist interview about.
T.
Real and fucking Heather's love.
Imagine if T.
I knew they was going to be in.
Imagine if he was little twists.
Louise around a little twist.
If he was little twist, hype man, back in the day,
who T.
T.R.
I mean, what would the jokes be like?
Like, you think he would be able to live?
No, but, I mean, to go on tour with your money, bro,
and to even have any type of job, like, that's a W.
Because if you tour with TIG, though, like, we all know TIGO was lit.
It might not have aged so well.
Sure.
No, he was lit.
Because niggis just a clown meet.
They'd be like, you're old T.
This is hype man.
Oh, you're doing it.
You're on this tip.
They say about Joe Moses, too.
You're Joe Moses, hype man.
But did Joe Moses or OT ever, like, verbalized that?
Like, okay, you're my little guy now.
You're going to be next to me on stage.
I'm just a team player.
Like, if you got to play a role.
Like, I got to do it.
I got to, you know, and I thought that was dope that Jim Jones said that.
He was willing to do whatever it takes, play the hype man.
He was like, you got to, you know what I'm saying?
Be good at that.
So you could be a great leader.
Okay.
But this is a topic that I think I forgot to mention this before.
When we're at that no cap show, I had a weird moment where we're on the side of
the stage, right?
They got like a metal barrier or whatever
because they want the people who are on the side of the stage
to just watch from the side.
I'm sure both of you guys have been on stage of the Nova
so you know what this looks like.
And it's no cap and he's performing.
The fucking crowd's crazy.
And in a certain point, Queen Bobby pins like,
Adam, like, come on, like come on stage.
Like come around the barrier because like everybody
just immediately goes around the barrier
and there's 50 fucking people,
100 people on stage with no cap.
And me and Flacco had already secured folding chairs.
And at this point, I've been standing up
for like three or four hours.
And it's like,
at night. It's like 10 fucking 11 p.m.
I'm sitting down. It feels great, taking
a load off. And then she's like, no, come
on stage. And I remember, like, oh, right.
Like, this is something I got to do.
I got to go be a guy
who wants clout, and I have to go
stand on stage and act like I
in any way have anything to do with
the fact that no cap is out here performing to
this crowd. Because that's like a
weird form of clout currency
that exists. And we all know
people who do this
to varying degrees of like weird
you know because like you've probably
seen people in your life where like why is that guy
always just on stage with everybody
for no reason just
just there it's like a weird
it's weird because that's kind of like
that's what like a lot of people are doing I can think of so many people
actually people go to shows
to just get their little like standing on stage
clout and you know it's crazy
when you are artists and you do that
because it's like you got
so comfortable with just doing that instead of
being the one that's getting booked and actually performing
but how do you feel about
that you respect that that clout grind yeah just do it that is a that is like a to me it's more
like a young man's game like you with the folding chairs like on brand but then nobody's
going to see me being on brand i'm going to be off to the side nobody can see me i mean for content
though wise shit i would have took the foldable chair upstairs yeah do that shit up onto the stage with me
and then sat down i would have got a little corner and sat down i feel like that would be kind of weird for no
cap to have me sitting like a director in a chair is right of the stage no i would have sat in the back
And it is kind of disrespectful.
Like I'm putting on this big show and you're just sitting there.
No, I'm watching the show though.
But man, sitting down is fire.
Yeah.
Like, aren't we so lucky that we're not standing up right now?
Imagine me I do the pod standing up.
That's why I hate standing des.
That's fucking weird.
What are you thinking?
You got one right now.
That's torture.
Sit down, you dumb fuck.
There's kind of one of those in the middle of the fucking office.
No.
That white thing is kind of a standing desk.
That's where everybody to eat.
That's not like a desk.
A standing desk.
Like, people have it in their office where the desk is up here.
So you're standing for like eight hours working all day.
That sounds like the stupidest thing I remember.
Why would I want to do that to my knees?
We have a treadmill.
He's just walking like this.
Yeah, yeah.
You respect that.
You should do that on Twitch.
You'll look like Safari in no time if you do that on Twitch.
Bro, you could walk so far in like a fucking three-hour stream.
Or I can get lipo.
Bandman
Campo
Bandman LIPO
You would run it up
bro
You were running up on stream
If you did that
That's what shit Yuri
Like would do
Yeah that's some shit
Yuri would do
And
He's inspired me so much
Where's my phone
Stop
Tick
Where's my phone
I'm so hungry
Can we order
I want to know
What's going on
With fucking 16
Shotim and band man
I want to get
A fucking status update
Oh and look sharp called
Oh we should answer
And Gene
Infuse called
Maybe she called you
After that
Call them.
Hold on, though.
I want to do another call first.
I want to call.
Here we go.
I want to hear more about this band-man Kevo beef.
We're getting spicy.
Damn, we are episode 150.
This crazy.
150.
16's about the big break.
Yo.
16.
What's good.
Give me a rundown.
What's going on with Bayman Kevo?
You might want to say you're on.
And you're on live stream.
Oh, yeah, I bet.
So you want to know the run down like for the beginning, like how this should start it?
Yeah, give me like a couple minute rendition of this like like and where it's at right now.
All right. So long story short, I did an interview with this guy named Miko and another guy.
Right.
They call him a rat.
This ain't had nothing to do with my own personal opinion.
You know, we just do interviews.
This is what we do.
So instead of coming for the persons, the people that call him a rat, he can't.
for me and when he came for me he basically was saying I'm a fraud I'm trying to take down
Chicago rappers and don't trust my platform so my original response I was about to respond to
him on some stuff shit on some gangster shit and I told my people that like he ain't no gangster
he tried to diminish your character and your platform so just go live and do the same thing
I do that it's supposed to be some internet show I'm like you're gonna play on the net I'm gonna
play with you on the net next thing you know he can go live and lie and say oh 16 he's
a hater and he did that interview
because he's hating on me and
a transsexual called me and said
he's messing with him. Damn.
It went up. I'm boy, you got me
fucked up. You never done that?
Hell no, bro.
You can watch the live. He admitted to
line on the live that we did together.
Okay. Once that's just
that happened, it went up.
So once I see that
your response is to lie on me,
I'm actually believing you a rat now.
So now I'm calling him a rat public group.
that shit started spreading.
It was fucking up his name.
He didn't like it.
So he called me and tried to squash it.
He's like, bro, let's do it loud.
Let's talk it out.
It's a misunderstanding.
This and that.
Okay.
I saw that live, yeah.
Yeah.
So that's when he admitted to the line about that.
So after the live, we back to square one.
I never knew you.
We never was friends.
We wasn't enemies.
It's just regular shit.
A couple, like a couple days later, I end up getting a contact with his wife.
I didn't reach out to us.
He reached out to me.
She wasn't reaching out to me on no, trying to get back at him
and nothing type of shit, though.
She really was just letting me know what type of person he is
and what I'm dealing with.
So she hits you up talking a bunch of shit about him, basically.
Yeah, not really talking too much shit, though.
She's really just telling me, like, be careful, like,
he was stoop to this level.
Like, here, do this, here, do that, here, do that.
All this shit that's going on now,
she warned me about that shit.
And she basically told me, like,
she fucked with how I move with him,
because she said most people she tried to reach out to and talk to,
they wouldn't even let her voice her opinion.
She even said to, she said she tried to and you ain't want to talk to or whatever.
Yeah, I don't interview that many baby mamas these days.
Yeah, so she, like, you know how when you talk to somebody for some time,
you're attracted, they're attractive, you know, like sometimes shit happened.
So it was a situation like that.
We kept it on and low.
I didn't say shit.
She didn't say shit.
She came over the crib.
Nah, hotel
Ooh, 16
You're a spicy dude
banging people's baby mama
Oh my God
No, that's his wife, right?
Wife!
Jesus
He keeps saying that's his baby mom
That's his wife
Eish
Bro, look at what just
happened to trouble, man
You're a hell of an interviewer
This is a spicy thing
for an interviewer to do
Man, I ain't go a lot
I'll be trying to mind my business
It's just when people play with me
I got to
I just respond
He ain't minding his business.
He's putting his willy in people.
Women.
Okay.
I ain't go out.
But that's what really made this shit just really go out of order because I guess it hurt.
Like, motherfucker.
The wife, it hurts.
I feel you.
I get it.
But, like, leave me alone because it's just only going to get worse.
It's too much shit that I got on you.
Now you're trying to put out false stories.
Talking about a motherfucker pedophile with some of shit.
But if I was a pedophile, I'll be registered as a fucking sex offender.
Go look my husband.
name I go look my record. He put out a document. The document that he put out, that shit is
actually real. I did get arrested, but it wasn't no shit for no fucking pedophile shit. It was
some shit where girls give me property, and I didn't know that she was stealing it from her mama,
and I was selling it in high school. We both in high schools. She was a freshman. I was saying,
I even had a girlfriend that was like a joy at the time. But as she gave me all this property and shit,
I'm selling it on eBay. She comes back to school and ask for it. When I try to, uh, when I, when I,
When she asked her, I tell her, like, this shit sold.
She's like, well, that was my mom's shit, and she's trying to realize the shit missing,
and she was looking for it.
I'm my owner to tell you.
I thought it was the end of that.
I come to school, like, probably two days later, I'm getting arrested.
Like, probably, like, in my science class, and I walk past her, and she just crying.
So now I go to the station, they give me, like, an eye bond.
I sign that shit, come home right away.
And soon when I get home, I go to the, I go try to find all the shit that I sold.
And I'm buying it back.
I can't buy that shit back that I sold on eBay.
But I basically was like a laptop that I could get back.
I gave that shit back.
And I gave that shit back, they stopped coming to court.
And we was cool.
Like, the girl who he's saying that shit happened with,
her brother is my friend.
I can bring him online.
I can bring him online and clear this shit up.
Right.
So basically that, you didn't have any weird peddle shit.
Hell no, bro.
Like, you got to understand.
This shit happened while I was in high school.
My whole school.
I went to school with knows this shit.
So what is bandman doing now that he knows that you smashed his wife, allegedly?
Jesus.
Bro, this man putting bots on my pages.
He got my Instagram deleted once.
I got it back thanks to the people in the UK.
But he got my Instagram deleted.
He's sending bots to my pages.
He's going to people who that he think I'm in tour with like,
Nemo and shit, dropping what he think my address is and his locations a thousand times,
dropping bots, dropping what he think my social is,
dropping family members' name.
he uh he's not playing with your wife location even though she don't stay there no
no more he dropped her location a thousand times and it's the same place where your
fucking son is sleeping there like you're so mad at me that you were you put in your son
life at jeopardy like it's a lot of weird she can do i got screenshots and poop all this
he paying he paying ball because he paid king yellow i got proof for that i got a sorry
beard that black i might have to throw you under the bus i got a i got a phone call recorded
proving he paid him to do that shit you think he paid king yela and nina boy to make video
saying he's a cool dude?
For sure.
Why would two grown-ass men
call another grown-ass man a sex symbol?
What?
Is that really having it now?
You could just pay people
to say nice things about you?
I don't want to believe that.
I'm going to start paying people.
I got one more.
Damn, I got two my computer on.
Matter of fact, if you look at my Instagram page right now,
I got a voice message of him telling his wife.
Bro, I control the internet.
I can just put out any story,
and they're going to run with it.
Control the internet?
I got the money.
It's going to work.
I don't.
do this. He controls the narrative
by paying bigger blogs.
He's bullies people. I'm just the first person
that really didn't give a fuck about your money
and your fake ass following
and I'm sick ain't last of war
but not no street shit. I ain't trying to get
them hurt. It's another thing. He has some
police shit. Y'all just got to look
on my page, though. Look at the details on my page.
Why do you feel so strongly
about him getting LIPA?
Shit, I didn't.
I just put it out there because you're playing with my name.
You put it false rumors out on my name and I got
real shit on you.
Right.
You feel me like,
it just don't make sense.
But he put the LIPO out there, right?
Didn't he post it?
No,
I'll put it out there.
And he tried to,
he tried to,
like,
try to, like,
save himself by making it look like
he's coming out.
Because, you know,
like, when you come out,
it's kind of like,
I respect you,
you, you,
you know,
you're strong,
but no,
that's not the case.
I exposed him,
and then he faked
disposed itself 15 minutes later.
All their proof is on my Instagram.
How did you get those photos?
You got those from his,
From his baby mama?
I can't reveal that.
Wow.
Because if you notice,
I got the videos on my page,
but he actually put the picture of his ass on that a BBL
because he thought I had that.
Wait, he got a BBL or was it lipo?
He didn't have the fat put in his...
He got screenshots of him a minute into that shit, too.
He got a picture.
You got a look on my paper.
But why would a man want his ass to be fat?
He said he wants to look like a bodybuilding.
He said he wants to be bodybuilding.
What the fuck?
I swear to die, bro.
I can't make this shit up.
I got to get to the bottom of this.
I got, I got screen recordings.
I got receipts.
I got everything, bro.
I'm not capping on none of this shit.
If and when I get Ben Man Kevo on the channel and interview him,
what are the main things that you think I should ask him?
Ask him, what block you from Chicago?
Why.
Say he's safe for Chicago.
But he's not from Chicago, you're from Indiana.
He's going to tell you 26th of California.
That's the county jail.
Like, all the way says, it's a block.
Ask him, ask him to show his real paperwork, not to print it,
but to bring up the links on the string and show his real paperwork.
Ask him why everybody's saying on his case that he's a rat.
Like, why is everybody on your case calling you a rat?
The people on the case with him are saying?
What's he messed with the grooving gorilla do?
Ask him that.
Wait, what was he doing with the Grooving Gorilla?
I don't got proof of that.
That's the only reason I ain't saying shit about that yet.
But since you want to play with me, I'm putting everything in the gap.
But wait, what about the Groove and Gorilla?
What were they doing together?
Man, he brought him to his crib, gave him like $15,000 worth of drip
and was trying to, like, fuck with him.
It's different.
But they don't want to send it to me because if they send it to me,
it's going somebody else under the bus.
Wait, Groove and Gorilla's gay?
I didn't know that shit
Now you got me exposed to other people
I mean got no issue with this man
But look I came
I didn't see these texts
I'm not going to vouch for that
This is just a motherfucker so
Everything else I said before that
I could bounce for it
I seen I got the evidence everything
This is somebody else that I trust
We got a lot to sort out
God damn
That's what I said ask him
That's crazy
All right we
Ask him why he threatened
his wife.
Ask him why he's trying to put his wife in jail.
Ask him why he's telling people that I'm trying to kill him.
Ask him a lot of shit, man.
That's why he's bad bloggers.
Jeez.
Okay.
I will ask these things.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
16.
So, ask him, do he want to fight, too?
We are sweet possession shit up.
Ooh, in the 55th Street alley?
Man, we used to fight a way out, but I'm fake-ass muscles.
Fake-ass buzzes.
All right.
Appreciate you, man.
I love my boy 16 shot of visuals damn bro grooving gorilla that niggas say he was hitting the grooving gorilla bro
sometimes you got to just fuck grooming gorilla I guess right you couldn't see yourself getting hard up
enough that you have to just fuck fucking dude hey hey um I can't find bandman it's fucking phone I'm
I don't know his phone number okay here's his Instagram just fuck you bet it's instacal
bro here we go I got this number I don't know because a BBL yeah yeah they got the
I'm going to groove a gorilla, yeah.
That's a lot.
They don't listen to a ass.
That's great.
At that point was when I was like, okay, this can't all be true, right?
And even just the BBL, the grooming gorilla thing,
I guess I believe him that he fucks his baby, I don't know, right?
I mean, that's not that hard to believe, but.
That's not that hard to believe.
I don't know, dude.
Niggas do it every day, man.
Okay.
Here we go.
The person you have dialed.
They're like, sorry, nigga.
We get off.
Oh.
Oh, good point.
Also, if you want something from that menu, I just text from the guy out front, let me know.
I'm going to do the right thing and not eat the food truck.
Really?
Much respect, yeah.
You skipping it?
Sharp.
Sharpito.
What's going on, G?
How are you living?
I'm living good, man.
I'm living good.
Look, I'm over here in the chat right now, right?
Okay.
You know, few real people, few backheads.
But, you know, this is what I want to do, man.
want you to start a poll.
Let's see who need to go here and run the Monday show, man.
I'm going to go here, man.
Oh.
Is he saying you're going to nominate yourself?
Yeah, I'm going to nominate my motherfucker's self.
I'm going to, I'm for that.
Yeah, honestly, there you go.
There you go.
Do you want to take flaco on?
Is that what you're telling me?
I don't want to take floco on.
I just want to sit down, you know, and I make sure the conversation stays healthy and at least sane.
Well, you got to move to L.A. so you can be here consistently, right?
Hey, man, that shit ain't nothing, but I.
I'm skipping a plane ride.
I mean, if Sharp wants to do it, I don't think nobody's better.
I mean, I would love to see Sharp help bring some cohesion to this whole thing.
You know, yeah, most definitely, like I said, but let's do a poll first.
You know, let's see what the people say.
Right.
You know, should Sharp do the Monday show.
Hey, the more content you want to be making over here, the better from my perspective.
I'm with throwing it up on the pole because I already know I win the flyest.
So that's why y'all leave me out of that poll.
I'm the hottest, nigger.
You think you're hotter than AD?
I think I'm the hottest thing going right now.
There you go.
You think you're hotter than flaco?
Man, that's no comparison.
Hey, put the poll up.
When we get out of here, Josh?
Look, you compare me to flakos like comparing Michael Jackson and Donny Osme.
I want to head to head.
Flacco versus Sharp.
Pull in the chat.
All 14,000 of y'all.
need to drop your vote. The question is
who is the hottest?
Who's the hottest? I'm voting sharp.
Who's the hottest right now?
Mia Flocko. Let's do the poll.
I mean, look, Sharp's in good shape.
I'm sorry, bro. I got to give it to Sharpe.
Ready to go all 12 rounds.
He might face five packs of parliaments
a day, but he's in pretty good shape.
He looks like he could go a few rounds
which hell bitch.
A.D.
What's the fuck you say?
You know.
This nigga crazy.
Go for 10 rounds with your bitch, nigga.
Oh, no.
He's just don't know no better, bro.
We're going to teach him about some of his West Coast living.
That's real shit.
That's all it is, man.
He just don't know, bro.
He's not from down here.
So, you know, some of the shit that he say it might fly down there in Nebraska.
Right.
Yeah.
North Dakota.
He's in Nebraska.
Same shit.
What he really from North Dakota?
Yeah.
I did a show in Fargo there one time.
That's cool.
That's random.
But he's from Liberia originally, which is like a crazy-ass part of Africa.
Man, like I said, let's throw the pole up, man.
Hey, put it on the screen, Josh.
We got to stay on the stream for at least like five more minutes at least
so we can get a decent idea of how the people are feeling about Sharp versus Flocko.
Although this looks pretty one-sided.
Yeah, Sharp's crushing them.
Sharp's at 77%.
Flacco is in at 23%.
Yeah.
On no jumper.
I see Riley.
You can expect like a good solid 20, 30% of people to be trolls pretty much anytime you do anything.
Yeah, somebody said that, uh, somebody said that sharp.
I forgot.
It should have went away so fast.
I can't remember something for five seconds.
It was so many comments, bro.
It was like, fucking 100 comments.
What do you all know?
Once I jump on, the short pack.
Stop this coolest podcast in the world.
motherfuckers know what time it is
I come through, baby.
Sharp.
One thing I think is important
about our fan base
that I think is so cool
is that we are changing
cultural norms.
We're making it normal
for a bunch of guys,
a bunch of rappers,
bunch of trappers,
et cetera,
to hang out
and have a good-hearted
discussion
about who's the hottest.
You did?
I'm gonna tell you this.
I know right now.
I'm holding the motherfucking cramp.
I don't think TDE is doing this.
No.
I don't think the stink team's doing this.
I'm beautiful.
Sharp, I am beauty.
Roddy Rich and his homies when they're kicking it at the Airbnb,
I don't think they're having these kind of talks.
Yeah, we're weird as fuck.
We keep doing this.
Like, this is not like the fifth time we did this, bro.
But we're establishing the hierarchy.
Flacco's the wild card because he clearly thinks that he's on a level that he is not on.
Well, you know what?
Like, you should have self-confidence like that.
You should.
not when you're him
but yeah
a lot of people should have self-comitants I agree
no no matter what you are
you should have that same self-confidence
I think the results are pretty damning
sharp's at 77%
you know what
you should always think you the shit
for you don't worry about what
nobody else says because that shit really don't matter
that's true
who feel that way about me as long as I know
that's what keeps my confidence going
I got to keep gie going I can't depend on the next person
to uplift me motivate you're a boost my
I'm around.
That's a fendi fact right there.
You know what I'm saying?
I can't depend on the next person to do that because you know what?
I'm going to be highly disappointed if you do.
Because what people do today is, man, there's not a lot of loyal people out here.
A lot of people are into just letting you down.
That's true.
That's real shit.
Yuddy!
But like I said, I just wanted to see if I crushed the pole.
I came in real quick.
I kept in the comments talking that shit, talking to me now, man.
You know who it is.
The Sharp Tank, bitch.
Sharp is a factor.
Sharp, when we having this hottest in the office conversation,
we got to keep Sharp in the top five.
I'm the beautiful one.
I'm tired of, I'm feeling disrespectful.
I'm beauty.
Fuck you, Sharp.
I'm going to fuck you.
You think I'm fucked up for putting Duno in the bottom quadrant?
Yeah, he got Duno fucked up.
He got Duno fucked up.
You see how he laughed?
I'm putting Lupa with Duno.
Fucking hilarious.
Hey, I want to ask you, I'm on the phone.
Man, I just saw a baby girl made herself an only fan.
What's up with that?
Lupe.
She said she got the anal destruction, bro.
Oh, shit.
So, I'm sorry, shook his hand.
The part of QP was a 55th street film.
No, but so she's from the sporty 40s.
I'm wondering what is the meeting like?
It's crazy hearing you sound that.
What's the meeting with the 40s like?
Jesus Christ.
Like, did they have to have a meeting to approve the anal destruction?
I don't know.
That was fucking crazy.
Yeah.
Don't forget the volume one.
Volume one.
What's volume two going to be like?
Desert!
Bro.
He puts his tongue in her ass cheeks?
I really hope not.
Desert.
Man, bro.
She loves sex like her mother.
You crushed Flocko.
Fuck, Flocko.
You crushed him.
man flaco hey bro i'm sorry brother i'm sorry brother i gotta go back and get your weight up there's no coming back
from that anyway much love shop we appreciate you see you soon much love some so church church
you like gotta hit me with that quick church what's your number i still gotta get fucking ban man kevro
if i you know i feel bad see if he answers but i could that's that's that's like i called that
number that's some crazy shit the last phone number he gave me didn't work damn bro his body is
looking crazy.
Why are you studying, bro, body like that?
I mean, look at how he's flexing on his story.
Do you see that? Look at it.
Not with the BVL, though.
Yo, he's...
You don't think that's cool?
He's tripping, bro.
It looks great.
Nigel, if you get some fake abs, you got to show that shit off.
I'm with that.
Yeah, honestly...
What the fucking get it for?
Why would you pay for it if you got...
You got your hair done.
You ain't put a hat on since.
That's what I'm saying, though, like...
I just...
I...
I just... I...
I... I have to get used to the reality that we now live in
where a...
dude would get a BBL.
If he got a BBL,
I don't know if 16 line right on.
You don't think that's cool?
A BBL for a man?
But I want to be honest with you,
my ass is saggy.
You will get something done to your ass.
I'm not saying I would,
but...
You would get a BBL?
Maybe the doctor would tell me
that it's a good idea
because my ass is kind of saggy.
I don't think I have a great porn,
but maybe I should get some fat jammed in there.
So you're going to get your ass fatter.
Bidges can't have nothing.
I mean, is Kevoh doing it?
I don't know if he did all that.
The light bulb was one thing
That's like, all right
You're breaking new beers
But not no BBL
Yeah, you're tripping Adam
You might have to get used to it
And that Grooving Guerrilla shit is a role
But what is that
You don't know about Groooges?
The big nigga that'd be dancing
In all the videos and shit
He's like a huge bodybuilder dude
And then he'd just be doing the most
Flamboyant as dances
Like in the middle of Rosco's
In the middle of Walmart
And it's just trippy
It's just like what the fuck
He's tweeting in Roscos
You're seeing like 60-year-old
couples like what some big
buff ass niggas it's kind of
intimidating what the fuck
he's just out there popping and locking
it like it's 1985 bro
look it's kind of cool though
it's cool hey
here's the one thing we got to talk about before we get
off there I will not be around
next Tuesday why I'll be out of town
don't ask me where I'm going okay that's fine
see you who
fuck you who should take
the slot I want one idea
I threw out there with Blasey I say too real
Do we want to do, do we want to try somebody out
or do we want to do trusted favorites?
Maybe we can do a combo, get T-Rel and Blasey together.
T-Ral-Blazzi and you guys?
All we do, me, house phone, T-Rail Blasey, Sharp.
And Gina and Flacco.
And Crib Mack.
Just make, just make a...
A bandman cover up.
A 16 shot of visuals.
And group group.
Group.
We're going to keep an eye on.
Yeah, just call everybody.
a wild accusation. That's crazy.
Like, I feel bad about
the fact that we don't have an immediate rebuttal
from bandman Kevo because I feel like
he would probably want to have a response.
Yeah, you've fucked his baby mom.
I mean, that's one thing. The
Grooving Gorilla thing is another thing.
I mean, all of it is crazy.
Yeah.
But what about Saucy Santana again to BBL?
You respect that?
No, but do you respect that?
That is your tic. So can you respect a gay
man who gets a BBI? I mean, that's just
thing. Yeah, go crazy. He's gay man. It's different.
But, but, but, but, you
You can't be from a set and get a BBL?
No.
You can't bang a neighborhood and get the BBL.
You're definitely getting put off.
You don't know.
There's a lot of different gangs out here.
That's going to allow with BBL.
We're going to find out.
Who's going to be the first guy in L.A. to get one.
They probably already got them.
What?
I've never heard that in my life.
Why do you think niggas won't they asses fatter?
Like, who's looking at their ass?
Like, oh, man.
Like, I think my butt's getting big.
Like, all I know is I'm going to give my butt a nice, hard look.
tonight and decide should I
pull up? Should I take this and put it back
here? Bro, you're a fucking... I mean in your defense
you're like a porn star. Yeah, I guess
if you're doing porn, yeah, I guess.
I want to look like sausage santana. Mixed with AD.
Because I already look like AD.
Why don't you get the melanin fucking injections?
Yeah, you should get... High key down.
High key down a half.
How many... How many shades darker would you?
If you find out your 1% black, would you just get the melon injections
and just start saying, nigga?
Come on. Load me up.
How many, like...
Wait, I forgot about that N-word part.
We don't get that.
I'm not doing that part.
We found out...
Remember that guy was on Vlad?
We found out Duno was, what, 20%?
He's 20%?
Oh, bro.
He got the N-word pass for show.
You know we've been saying it.
Yeah, fact.
He doesn't say it on here because he's trying to keep his career safe.
That n-N-N-Wisday.
You give him two Takates.
He's saying that N-Ward.
I think he said it to me sober.
Hell, yeah.
That's the homie.
He's a Mexican kid from L.A.
, we all know they say it.
They all.
Then they get famous and they try to act like they didn't say it, but we all know they did.
If Justin Bieber could do it anyone can.
What?
Well, that had a pretty bad effect on his career.
Yeah.
That shit was funny.
Justin Bieber got Watt canceled.
I mean, not Wob, activist.
But that was like really early.
He was a little kid.
That shit didn't happen like.
If that happened now,
but honestly not actually not.
No, he was a little kid.
At that's lonely, nigger.
Hey, everybody, this is important.
Put us in the corner, Josh.
This is the subreddit.
Oh, shit.
Are we actually going to be looking at topics that they made today?
kind of feel like we're done.
We just want to promote the subreddit
and we want to just tell you all
post shit because next week we're going to make
sure that we do a bunch of topics
that come from the subreddit.
So please pull up in the subreddit,
post some shit, post some memes.
Look, I tried to give Flacco a chance.
Keep going, I want to see a few more titles here.
Poetic Flacco obviously has autism.
A.D. from No Jumper,
made this some days ago. W.R.L.
A.D. from No Jump.
Damn, that's what your face really look like, too.
No, I'm way harder than it.
Some no-jobber portraits, and that's just, I mean, that's...
What the hell?
He's going crazy.
Oh, is this rug?
Yeah, it's rug, bro.
Why did you use that picture?
Yeah, that is Rugburn.
Look at Rugburn going, look at AD.
Rugburn going crazy.
You got to give T-Rull his rug.
What's that?
It's out there.
All they do is talk over each other the whole time.
That's a fact.
See, this kind of stuff we encourage.
Put up some.
clips put some time stamps
talk about what's going on
not everyone needs
a show
not everyone needs a show
it's like bro
keep going I'll go down more
I want to see more shit
I want to see what they
they posted the fucking
bro get them like a week
they're going to love flaco
again
it's always an up and down thing with him
he's got his lovers
and he's got his detractors
yeah I was fun turning up to his latest hit
and it's like I'm on the ketamine
I'm shooting a video
that shit was hard
I mean hey I like it
I think this is
Yeah, honestly, I didn't even know
we had an active subreddit.
Look at that.
Adams fucking up because of the LA-centric
LA politics game policy.
I see AD as the ringleader.
How much time do we really...
We don't really talk about gangs that much on here, dude.
Let's be real.
That's cap.
R.R.P. trouble.
I mean, hey.
And then look at that.
I'm going to be on Legion of Skanks soon.
What the fuck is that?
They got the date wrong.
That date already went by.
It's on the 13.
Jesus Christ.
He was hating on everything.
they're doing?
T.R.R.
's recent interview with random people.
Yeah, I mean, hey, if you want to complain,
look at that.
Flacco and academics look like they smell like whiskey and open booty.
This is not a good, uh, subreddit.
This is dissing everybody.
I'm down.
Like, if you want to show up.
That picture makes me look like a goody.
I'm going home and reading.
If you don't like us,
go to the Reddit and talk shit and you might even,
if you say something bad about T-Rill,
maybe T-Rill will pull up and explain himself.
But everything is about Flot.
Lots of.
Lots of.
Flacco talk.
But hey,
sub to our subreddit,
tune in.
Wait,
scroll down some more.
This is hilarious.
Keep going.
Yeah, these are all good,
honestly.
Pino is eventually right.
That is the truth.
Go watch the clip of AD reacted to that.
That shit was crazy as fuck.
Flacco better get packed out.
Look at the fucking God.
No,
you know what AD is?
Andy is a black Homer Simpson.
Why?
Look at the guy.
I just survived me.
I'm so hungry.
I want to go eat.
Is it better or worse after Camgirl left?
Well, AD you won.
Since that's basically Camgirl was here.
Look that old picture in me.
I swear that there's barely.
That beard makes a big difference.
Yes, this is before the fake beard.
Why you got to have a fake beard?
You can see the grubble.
Look at them.
They're having a whole conversation about who the guest was going to be with Flago and Gina,
even though I already said early on that it was going to be me.
It said I was a Tumblr, dude, for sure.
Definitely.
You had nudes on Tumblr.
Why?
You get it.
Yeah, this is the clip that made me like, damn, fucking Househound hates Flaco.
Because he, because he just took it over.
He took it overboard.
He was like, yo, stop sucking his dick, like some shit.
And I'm like, me.
What are you eating?
Is that like a Popeye's box?
No, it wasn't.
We went to Sharkies and got nachos.
Oh, because it's huge.
I'm like, that's the biggest Popeyes box I've ever seen.
It's just a big-ass box.
It was just like a small thing of nachos in her.
Look at that put my mom in the thumbnail about me.
that's crazy fucking not being a freemason i guess you made this separate to talk shit
yeah right the truth is adam look how young i look there that's that's that's natural hair right
there buddy natural locks i like the grill i like the grill i had cool natural hair before i had fake
hair i like grill adam he's coming back yeah you need that i let me see the grill
because let me see you what you know you don't have to like go full one thing like like you
still be like BMX
Adam just with a grill.
Nah.
Like you,
because you might take a hard landing
and like bite the grill down
and like chip the inside of your teacher.
No,
I just meant like the swag
now that you have to be
literally riding the wheel.
I wore my grills for a month.
Oh,
did you watch this full episode?
Yeah, yeah.
Please play this.
It got a million views so fast, bro.
It's like,
I watched it on Sunday afternoon.
I know him late as fuck to win Gina.
Because Gina really thought he was going to hit him.
I mean, he's not going to hit him.
But that's cool.
Like that's her instinct.
She is a protector.
She saw a man about to commit domestic abuse.
And she's like, no.
I'm not going to let you do this.
No, I think that Gina fucks was Sharp
and she didn't want it to give off the perception.
Like, he would even do something like that
because Sharp would never...
Who is this?
Custy?
Look at him.
I don't even know what the fucking video is.
I don't even want to hear it.
We're done the show.
Shout out to everybody who watch this.
Watch at the end of the day tomorrow at 6 p.m.
Is this on T.
T. Rose, just like, regular...
That's from his blog channel.
even though I don't know what that specific clip is.
Yeah, I'm going to go tap in with that.
But hey, man, I don't know what percentage of the people out there.
Fuck with Reddit.
I would assume it's probably a relatively low percentage.
But consider becoming a Redditor, sign up, make an account,
and we'll talk to you on there, and it'll be fun.
It's an idea at least.
We'll at least pull it up at the end of every show so we can see some good topics.
Hey, real quick, before we fucking get off.
You can promote ZAN Princess as OnlyFans?
No, no.
So I need to smash.
Shout out to Neighbors.
Let's go!
Shout out to Neighbors underscore Kitchen on Instagram from Long Beach, man.
They catered the show today.
We got some food out in the front.
We're about to go tear that shit up.
Neighborer, bro.
Shout out to neighbor.
But they spell it N-G-H-B-R-S underscore Kitchen.
Cop the Lupe only fans.
Cop high rollers this Friday, pre-sill this Friday.
There's no jump-up memes.
A-D for no jump-lub.
You might want my, wait, we're done?
Oh, you might want my fate after you see the China Mac one.
Why?
Because I was thanking him for beating your ass like multiple times.
You might think I crossed the line.
I don't know.
No, that's funny.
