No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 153 w/ Danny Mullen, Sharp, and King Croc BBC

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

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All right here, AD, Housephone. We have Danny Mullen, and we got King Crook. BBC. King Crook. BBC, nigg. Don't forget his last time. Don't forget it. I didn't know you was going to throw that on at the end.

See what, see, there it goes. What you mean at the end of that? What is that? The BBC? No, but he said BBC nigger. I didn't, oh. I don't have anything to do with that, AD. Don't put that even.

You just said, don't forget the end. No, no, no, I said that's his last name when he said BBC. I was really going to stall you out, but you just started right now. I think if we replay the tape, I know we're alive. That's difficult to do. You'll find that you're mistaken, AD. I was not trying to do that. All I wanted to emphasize is that BBC is his legal last name.

But you said, don't forget the end. He said BBC. I don't think I did. He said BBC. How is BBC your official last name? How? Well, I'm a journalist, and so I've worked with a lot of different people. I've been in a lot of different places.

And so I just want to make that. Man, fuck on that. He said BBC, nigger, don't forget the last. So we're going to get into the meat and potato starting this off. We don't. No, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sure. Let's keep a G.

Now, before I was not very informed with you, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I seen clips of you. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that nigger funny. Like, I like him. You know what I'm saying? I've been watching.

He's a cool guy. And as soon as they said, Daddy Mullen was coming on the show, I seen all of this shit. And I said, oh, yeah, this nik is. and fucked up. I'm gonna keep it real with you, bro. Yeah. And it's not funny. We're gonna joke and do all that shit later,

but I have to say, bro, for one, bro, you did a 24 hours homeless and Compton. We did do that. I'm from Compton, California, bro. Yeah. Word.

I don't think that shit is funny. Was that disrespectful? It was very disrespectful. Okay. And, you know, I ain't, and for everybody watching, this is not going to be the less shit on Danny Mullen show.

It's not going to be that, but I got to speak my piece. I want to hear it. I want to hear. I'm from Compton, California, bro. You know what I'm saying? What was the video about? No, I'm just saying a lot of the antics in the video. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you playing with our city and our culture, bro, like it's a fucking game for clicks and giggles and shit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And I'm a content creator, bro. You know what I'm

I'm saying? And I understand the look of it like, damn, I'm going to one of the most perceived dangerous places. I thought I was a badass. You could have thought you was a badass, but you know what I'm saying? To go down there and you ask a nigger like, you can shit here or the Martin Luther King Memorial? That was not authorized by me. That was a guy named Kahuna. And he is Hawaiian.

So in some sense, he's, he did that in the middle of the night. I had no way of stopping him. I couldn't raid him in. But you laughed. Do you know the, do you know the importance of Martin Luther King? I do. Yeah. To all African-Americans, bro. That's true. And you shouldn't even repeated it to where you say, go shit on it.

Like, bro, you basically saying shit on fucking ancestors, bro. Yeah, that, I forgot about that. I thought I was in the clear here, AD, because I was like, oh, the Compton video, that's way down the list of offensive things I did. But now you're bringing that up, yeah, that was, that wasn't not great.

And then the chalk and, you know what, you know what I'm saying? The chalk line, bro. It's like an outline of somebody's body, bro. Like, nigger, like, I'm from, bro. Like, my best friend got killed on my porch, bro, when I was 18 years old. In Compton, bro.

Yeah. I had to live at that spot, bro. 24 shots at my house, my grandma house. You feel me? Yeah, yeah. I don't think that shit is funny when people are sitting there doing stuff like that. Because guess what? You'll come over there.

You'll make a million views on your content, and you get to go back to wherever the fuck you got to live. You know what I'm saying? So you're referring to the candlelight vigil. We met a man who his name was so offensive. And with the hot water I'm in right now, I probably shouldn't repeat it. There was a slur in the guy's name. But he took us to the spot where one of his homies, to quote him,

got smoked in some sort of gang-related violence. and I had an impromptu vigil. I poured out some water. We did like a chalk outline thing where one of us laid down. It was disrespectful. But why do that? Is that funny to you?

Can I... The chalk outline is a little crazy. I think this is what it comes down to. I grew up in a very sheltered middle class household. I had almost no hardship in my life growing up and I suppose I sometimes lack empathy to other people's struggles.

I do think that's, true. And I think one of the things that makes me popular that I am irreverent and I'll make fun of cancer victims. I'll make fun of rape victims like this race, that race. Sometimes that can get me into trouble and I do cross the lines in ways that are meaningful. Don't mean to cut you all. And I do, I do regret some of the things I just said cancer victims. Have you ever had somebody with cancer in your family? My granny died of cancer. God damn. I'm just lower and lower. This is my brother. I'm not doing well.

Okay, so how you feel was with a brother having cancer, somebody joking about cancer? They ain't nothing to play with. They ain't done to even joke when you see that. Because if your mama had cancer right now, I guarantee you wouldn't make no cancer. Yeah, no, you're right. You know what I'm saying? I'm wrong, Danny. I'm on 80's side.

You fucked up. It's three to one. Actually, house phone might have my back on this one. No, no. We don't talk about house phone. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But in there, too, bro, like even saying the N-word, bro, you put the ER on that shit, bro.

For a joke, wait What was the confidence? I just want to We got to confirm this though Because you said I watched the video So Danny will you Did you actually say

He said he was something with a janitor He said Calling somebody a janitor It was like calling somebody a nigger Am I correct? Yes You actually said the word He said the EO

I didn't know that He didn't see Crock Damn it Crock Crock's backing out Yeah I'm not back I just didn't know that So yeah that

And how long ago was that? That was in 2019 And that was, again, it came down to me when I first started YouTube. A big priority of mine was like, I'm the cool guy. Nobody can tell me what to do. Fuck you, YouTube. And I did go out of my way to be offensive sometimes. But I will maintain that when I said that shitty joke that wasn't good, there was absolutely no malice toward anybody.

And the context was not, I mean, it was comedic. Not good comedic. I don't think it was funny. It's not comedic. But it certainly wasn't hateful. If you didn't think it was funny, it was a joke. You were doing stand-up, weren't you? No, it was in a video.

No, he was doing a prank. Yeah. When a group of people was around and he said... So that was the prank was just saying the N-word? He wanted to get a reaction out of people, correct? Yeah, well, so the bit was this. Because the word is so crazy. Yeah.

You wanted to get a rise out of people, and then... What was the bit? The bit was this. So it was a longer video where we were janitors, and we were doing all sorts of janitorial stuff. A girl came out of the bathroom in Starbucks, and I was waiting out there with a mop in a mop bucket in my jumpsuit. And I went in there and started complaining,

you painted the bull. This broad just walked in there and made a mess of my bathrooms, just bits like that. That's crazy. I knocked on the door at Hotel 6, and I told somebody that was staying there that the prior resident had killed himself in there the night before, and I still needed to get some brain matter off one of the duvets.

That was something we did. And then I... You're fucking out of pocket And then the bit was I believe That somebody called me a janitor And I took offense Because the proper term is custodian Calling me a janitor is like calling a black person

And I'm not saying it right? No, I'm not saying I'm done I'm done Yeah no no And see I just want to say this And we can get off of this whole subject

Sure sure You feel me That was 2019 I hope you learn from that situation You haven't said it no more have you No Keep it real with me Yeah, no, no.

All right. I'll confirm, bro. Wait, hey, Croc, you look like one of the niggas that let him do that shit. No. He gave me enough money. You're like, fuck it. I can't say that shit away.

You know what I'm saying? No, no, no, but I want to say this. You know me? Because I believe in redemption. Yeah. I believe, you know what I'm saying? Everybody makes mistakes. Yeah.

And talking to you right now, you don't strike me as somebody that's malicious or I don't think you got hate for black people. But I want to say this. You're doing your shit on YouTube. You got a lot of shit going on, right? Yeah. You're making a lot of bread, right? So I want you to look at that camera right now.

We're going to do it like this. You're going to come down to Compton with me. But do you agree? Yeah. You're going to come down to my city. Yeah. Right? Yeah.

We're going to do a toy drive. We're going to do something. We're going to give back to the community. I'm doubt. And we're going to do something the right way. I'm going to turn this situation to a great situation. You know what I'm saying? Yes.

And we'll do it like that. Listen. But I'm going to hold your word to that, Dan. I'm agreeing right now to go into Compton with AD. And I'm going to do it. would write this time. AD, you might remember in the video, we slept about a Lugie's hawk away from the police department so that none of the baddies could come and get us in our sleep. We were little pussies once the sunset. So, yeah, I will say that. And I have, A.D.,

I have scrubbed that word from my vocabulary and a lot of other words too because I'm, as I've matured as a content creator, my priority is no longer just to be as offensive as possible. and I realize that while there are a lot of slurs that go against a lot of people in this country, in this time, those slurs don't carry the weight that that one does. And something about it,

it's just supercharged with pain for a lot of people, and I accept that, and I have no intention of saying it again. So we go, we move on. We'll do it like that, but I'm gonna hold you to it. We're gonna do that.

I'm fucking down. Let's set it up. I'm excited for that. That sounds like So Crock, how long he been calling you a nigga for? Oh, my. He ain't never.

At least six years. Hey, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. But also, seriously, don't, don't feel bad because we put housefront

under the mic to school yesterday. They were on my ass all that fucking night last year. Because he allowed, he told a white girls she could say it.

I told Riley Reed that she could have an inward pass. Well, he just tried to get his dick sucked, then. That's what I said. What? Everybody keeps saying that.

I said it. That's the only reason why he allowed her to say because he was going I'm not going to explain this over again. Go to at community clips on YouTube. Community. The clips will be clips soon, man.

Tap the fuck in, man. Hey, wait, real quick, I want to say shout out to AD. Shout out to Ace Boy pun. Shout out to the whole community, man. Shout out to my nigga Sharpie in the building. Sharp to P. Or Sharpie. Sharp is right here, man.

Sharpie? No, his name is Sharp. Sharp, not Sharpie. Sharpie. Sharp. That's a P. Put some respect on my phone. Sharp. All respect.

All respect. What up, Sharp? What's up it? It's hard to hear you, Sharp. I'm saying, what do you do? Who are you? Here, come here. I'm going to tell you about that.

I'm glad he missed that introduction. I'm glad he wasn't here. Sharp's asking who I am and what I do. Hey, Sharp is cool, bro. I fuck with Sharp. I like Sharp too. Sharp is a cold nigga, man. Okay, look, Sharp be going crazy.

I'm going to give you a little breakdown. This is Danny Mullen. He's a YouTuber. He's a YouTuber ever saying the N-word, but he don't say it no more, so he's cool. I'm done. Number four. Can I ask you?

I'll wait, sorry. Here, you know what? Yeah, come on. Here, we go. Yeah, we go. Damn, we get a fucking Sharp interview right now. We're live streaming, or we just... Oh, we're live streaming, baby.

Live streaming, let's do it. I gotta ask you. Yeah, sharp, let's talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm curious, right? So, when you was making them jokes, right? Yeah. You know, racial slurs, jokes, you know, and I ain't gonna take that personal to that,

because I get like, sometimes jokes are jokes. Yeah. But when you were creating them, what were you really thinking? thinking? Well, it certainly wasn't anything hateful toward any group of people. And the truth is sharp. I've made probably 20 times more jokes about other groups. So it certainly wasn't targeted either. But I don't know. I thought it was funny at the time. That was the best I had. That was the best you had. I wasn't very good. You probably weren't that funny. I mean, if you really look at it, no, tell me a joke. I want to hear a joke. Well, two Jews walk into a bar. He's a Jew. Josh is you Josh

What about us? What about us? Right back into it Just like Two Polacks And an Asian man Walk into NACP

Oh my Oh my No look One of this Nick of funniest videos And some old-ass shit That I first I think first shit

I seen him on YouTube With fucking note And he's a waiter And he's just saying crazy-ass shit To the people bringing out their food. But how long did you,

how long did you, like, play the fake waiter into the actual restaurant noticed that, like, you were fucking with people? Oh, um, 20 minutes? I don't think anybody gave a shit.

I mean, those, those people were making $12 an hour. They weren't going to go shoe me out or wrestle me out of that place by force. Yeah, dude, most of the times, especially when you get out of Los Angeles,

you can film as long as you want because people don't know what YouTube is. They aren't looking for cameraman. They don't assume anything as a prank. I mean, we were just, I never thought about that like that. Oh, yeah. I have.

Have you ever got your ass beat for doing some of that shit? Not yet. I carry Mace Sharp, so mind your P's and Q's. You're right, man. How's that? No, that's not I see it. When he came with him, when he came with him, when he came with Clark. I ain't trying to get stunned.

When he came to Clark, I was like, oh, so you're the one that's going to, you're the one that's going to. You're the one that's going to fight if anything go on. He's like, he's like, maybe. Okay, okay. Tell us a lot than I expected. I want to hear a joke, though. Let's go. Yeah.

Oh. I see, I don't have any. Is all your jokes like racist or like against somebody? Can I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, he can't do it. I can't do it. I, see, at all the, that shit.

No, no, she. Hey, I'm like, he's like, all right. A buck, bro. Listen, in the world we're living in, bro, it's a lot of pussies in this world. It's a lot of cucked motherfuckers. It's a lot of censorship. So listen, at the end of the day, bro, the reason I support Danny Mullen is because I like somebody who doesn't give a fuck about what the establishment is saying. I like me, so I feel that.

A real nigga, bro. He's white, but he's a real nigga. Not a real nigga. I'm not about saying that shit. All right. He's a real. guy. He's a good guy. He ain't no real nigga. He's a hell of a guy.

I'm starting to think crock. He's like, I'll be co-siding. You know what? These guys are so crazy Pussies. Danny, you just go ahead and say the word, brother. And I'll have your back. Say the fucking word. All these motherfuckers are going somewhere. I'm going to tell you the joke,

Ad, because I feel like it's going to be intellectually dishonest if I would call this. No, no, no, no, no. No slurs. No slurs. It is, it is racially and sexually charged, though. Okay. So, both of them. Yes.

I came up with this joke in 2020, so it's a little dated. So give me some space here, but it goes, man, Crock, I can't believe how much our calendar is getting eaten up by social causes. We got black history in February. We got gay pride in June. I want to combine the two. I want to have prison shower rape April. Prison, yeah, that's not. Bro, don't do us, bro.

Nah, that ain't. Why are you going to put us in the middle? And look at Crock. He thinks it's the first. Funnyest shit ever. Sharp, you stepped on my punchline. Because I feel like this, right? Let me tell you something.

I always feel like this, right? There's always, and I'm not knocking you, bro. You seem funny as fuck. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. That's cool, bro, and I'm black sweet, right? But I feel like there's always some truth to somebody's jokes. Right?

Am I right or wrong? Like, am I kind of bullshit? Yeah. There's always a little, it's a spark. It's a spark because there was a spark of it that made you think about it. Sure. you know what I'm saying whether that's the most racist joke

you ever came up with in life it was something that sparked that but I'm gonna be honest with you to be real and I don't care what people say and this is actually speaking up for you I think there's just a sport just a tad and I don't care what nobody says there's a tad bit of racism

in everybody it's true yeah and everybody I'm not gonna say it's full on a fucking Ricker scale for them you know what I'm saying but there's a tad bit man you know what I'm saying

For anybody, all colors. It doesn't matter. Real shit. Do you feel like it comes out when people are like angry or they're like, it's like subjected to one person in that moment? So I'm faded and making jokes. Yeah.

And I see the type of jokes, Danny says. I'm like, he gets rises out of people. Bro, I don't watch this. Nick on YouTube for a friday. Nick, I've seen one today where he said, fat girls, if their tities don't protrude over their stomach, they should be shot in the head.

And then he went circle to me. See, look, he laughed at him. He circled back around. He circled back around and said, a set, they should put, wait a minute, wait a minute, he said all fat girls should go to a camp. They should have a samurai take out of a katana,

a sharp-ass katana, and dissect them. I'm like, Daniel. It's funny because the katana. What if grandpa hadn't heard this? Katana's a funny word. My grandmother's dead. My grandmother's dead. thankfully that's I really started coming out of my shell when my grandma died

from heaven now that's true yeah dice and fat women with a katano she's lit now she can really hear you have you have you had have you had a big-boned family member um an auntie or something I cut her in half a d have you never had sexual relations with a big bone woman oh that was funny that was funny have you have had sexual relations with a bbw i have had I actually got the one of the last girls I had sex with before my girlfriend was an obese girl and she actually legally raped me. Are you jokingly?

So did you bring the cat out? Are you jokingly saying She was obese or she was actually obese? She was obese legally. Like, like what do you mean legally? Like I'm saying was like she thick or was she like one snicker bar away from just fucking she had a baby, it was over.

It's sharp. Thick, you're giving her way too much fucking crying it, dude. This was no fucking Courtney Kardashian dude. This girl looked like a grimace for McDonald's. You're saying Courtney Cardassie? Why did you? Who do you say, Courtney Kardashian or Chloe? Chloe is what you're thinking.

That's okay. Whatever. Which one is your favorite? I mean, the fucking flagship, dude, Kim. You fuck Kim, your career is made. I'm about to say, you better choose the one that be dating the black women. Listen. They all think black men.

I got you. I'm taking Chloe down every time. Yeah. No question. Cron, where the fuck is you from? Because I'm, I'm intrigued. All right, let me keep it a buck. I grew up in South Central, nigga.

She is. She is. sexy. Hold on. She is sexy, but I did hear Lamar say, man, the little cuckoo smell like an ass-tray. Oh. What? Lamar said that? He said that, man. You know, I heard some, I saw some little shit, man, where he say, man, yeah, the little cuckoo smell like an ass straight. But I know people just be mad, though, man, you know, on the way out the door. You ain't about to marry. You ain't about to marry somebody with the stanks. Bob, I couldn't talk about nobody that I was ever with like that. You look stupid. It made you look stupid for fucking with her, man. Like, you look

dumb. And it did sound like the girl did stand in the man's corner. So, you know, I mean, shit. He's rich as fuck trying to change that nigga life. Trying to take him to all types of rehabilitation. All I know is,

if I get stuck out of brothel, my bitch ain't coming to get me. That is the last person that's coming to give me. Yeah, it's sharp. I was going to fuck her, but now that I know their pussy smells,

just off the list, dude. She's off the list. Croc, yeah, Croc is, I want to bring a crock. So you said you from South Central? I grew up.

All right, put it like this. No, no, no, no, put it up like this. Where the fuck is you from? I keep with a fuck. Because when they say that, they'd be like, I lived in South Central

when I was till I was born. And then I moved to North Dakota. I ain't go live, man. I ain't going to lie. Me and Flaco actually grew up together. Yo, me and Flaco, we got a connection. I'm not going to cap. This thing got on the U.S.S.S.R. 1 zone.

I ain't going to lie, bro. Mr. Croft. When I said, I said, I said, bro, you have some crocs on your feet. I'll talk about some real crocs like some shit he didn't have made or something. Man, I look down, bro. You got the police issued. Fact. The number one zone.

This thing, no. You know, you know what the fuck going on. Come on. Danny, you must be. I've been, I grew up. I was in South Central until I was like 10 years old, bro. I told you the niggins going to do one of those.

Then I moved to Englewood. Okay, that's still that light. Yeah, I was, I've been in Englewood for the rest of my, in a minute, bro. So you're blood? Throw it up, right? No, but I'm cool with niggas off. I'm cool with niggins. Listen, I'm cool with niggins.

I ain't no blood. I ain't no blood. I ain't no blood. I'm not nobody. I'm not nobody, but listen, I'm a stand on it. At the end of the day, bro, I'm a stand on it. What's your affiliation, Kroc? What's your affiliation?

I got no affiliation, bro. I grew up with hell of Mexicans, hell of niggas, hell of fucking white boys, because I'm a Christian, good boy. I went to church. I'm a Christian, man. You know what I'm saying? So I've been around a couple white boys, but. So keep a jeep. I'm just not pussy.

When you're around white boys, you don't mind them saying, nicked, we can keep a hundred. You personally. You personally. Hard ER. Listen, here's my policy, AD. it comes down to respect. It comes down to the way they say at the intent and the hard R, bro.

The hard R, that's a different story. That's what he's good at the way. I didn't even know that until you just said. Honestly, I didn't know. How are you hanging with somebody and you vouch for him? No offense to you, Daniel. How do you vouch for him

saying like, no, this motherfucker I write and you never even knew that he said something to that magnitude, even jokingly. You know, Danny was throwing him jokes out there, but it was a joke. when it was made, but how do you not even know that part of him? I'm not going to go watch every single thing he's ever done.

You know what I'm saying? You're riding with somebody. I want to know who the fuck I'm riding with, man. At the end of the day, bro, Danny's a good guy at the heart. He's done a lot for me. He's done a lot for his community. And I've seen him when the cameras are off. He's a genuine God.

He's not racist. I've seen him when the fucking cameras are off, guys. On some real shit. I've been around and just thinking for a minute now. Quit calling him a nigger crop. That's the problem. All right. You got to teach me, AD.

This man right here. You got some years on me, bro. No, no, no, you can play. I said the same thing to Adam. I'm like, this nigga Adam. I said all the time. I was playing. Go ahead.

Yeah, bro, but that's pretty much it, bro. Grew up in Englewood, bro. You know what I'm saying? Where did y'all meet? I still never heard this problem. I did private security. I was working clubs and shit, but I always been an edgy kind of guy.

I worked at golf clubs and shit like that, fetish clubs. You ever been to that one in Hollywood? Hollywood, like off of sunset or something? Probably worked there. Probably have. Yeah, probably worked there. Shit was lit, bro.

Some god's bitch took me there. Funnish shit I ever. Bitses in cages, dressed like ravens and shit. You loved it, huh? That shit was lit. Nice. That's your shit. They're playing like prayers and shit like that.

Like this shit going up. We got to talk about your girl. I told her I was going to shout her out right at the start of the show. But it got, our intro is way better. Don't worry. But yeah, we got to get back to that. But Kroc, I'll tell the story about how he met us. He was a security guard.

He came out to my buddy Leo, fucking. Fabio looking stud off the Bachelorette who works with us. Pretty nigger. Guy gets a ton of pussy. Don't call him a pretty nigger. I didn't repeat. Pretty ass nigga, though. He did a stand-up show, and King Crock came out.

Leo is sort of our general manager for our squad. When people come up to him, they talk to him, he feels him out. Is this guy insane? Is he funny? Does he have any attributes we can exploit for content? He decided King Crock was a good guy for us to bring in. King Crock came up. on the podcast a fucking week

later, I hit King Croc up at like 7 a.m. in the morning. Hey, dude, we're going to Yosemite. We're doing 24 hours there. That's more respectful, lady. 24 hours in Yosemite. It's going to be freezing, fucking cold. Probably. Well, no, no. We slept in a snowbank,

but it's still not more dangerous, I don't think. Go ahead, no, my bow. King Crock fucking gets in the van. He's probably on two hours of sleep after a security shift. He shows up in like fucking khaki shorts and a wife beater. And we're like, dude, we're sleeping in sub-zero temperatures tonight. What the fuck are you doing?

So we have to take his ass to Ross. Get him decked out into a secondhand north face. Get him some snow pants. And we take him up there. The dude doesn't complain once. 24 hours in the fucking cold. And then from then on, he's just been part of the crew. He's been fucking solid.

He's a machine. He's going to be a stand-up comedy prodigy. He has zero social anxiety. He's a fucking stud, dude. That's the best. That's the best, happy people to be around, man. It's the best. Best energy.

Crox, he don't give a fuck. He doesn't give a fuck. He is a pussy machine, too, dude. He's all about it, dude. Listen, AD, I take it serious. I don't know, AD, you got hell of clout and shit. You're fucking cool. You was a rapper.

Thanks, bro. 80 not a thought, though, man. I had to get it out the mud, bro. I got out the mud, too. No, I got to get it out the mud to become the rapper. I had to get pussy out of the mud, bro. I had nothing behind me. So what you're saying is, I'm ugly.

And I started a rap, then I got a bitch. That basically was a guy. getting pussy today. You're saying he's only getting pussy today because he's where he's at today. No, I'm not saying. All I'm saying is, bro, I took that shit serious. I made it into a fucking life. I don't understand that.

You think what I'm saying? You took the getting pussy series? Yeah. A nigger hat Excel sheets, bro. I was tracking. We got to talk about it. What? We got to talk about it.

That's the fucking title right there for this motherfucker. What's a little bit? I ain't a lie. Put me on game aside. Yeah, I want to do. No, what do you mean? How about the spreadsheet? King Croc has a journal where he actively fills out, like, oh, approach two women today at the Grove,

a one in Starbucks. She DHVed twice. What does DHV mean? What is DHV? DHV means displaying higher value. And this is something that... Kevin Samuels, you'll be proud. R.B.

Shout out, Samuels, rest in peace. Listen, here's the thing. A lot of you guys, AD, I know you doing this all the time, but you don't even know. But you're D-HV. I'm trying to figure it out. Oh, just playing higher value. Yeah. You aren't, hey.

When you display higher value, my boy. Even sharp, probably too. You know what I'm saying? The way you carry your sleeve. He said, probably the lowest values in this motherfucker. But I do move the motherfucking needle. That's a DXV. You did.

Listen. He knows that man. He's got seven. Yeah. He got lost. That call. He looked up what you said. He thought I said the end word.

I said, you did. He said. The. The value isn't in you. It's on you. I mean, it's not on you. It's in you. Real shit.

Because that's something we've actually had to talk to Kroc about. You were telling A.D. that you insinuated the only reason he gets pussy is because he's famous, which is really insulting, King Crock. And we're going to have to talk about that.

He's not a thought nigga, though. He's not around chasing, like, random groupies and shit. No, I used to be. You're a high-value man now, but I was very, I was way more unsuccessful than life.

Yeah. I was, where I was wasting a lot of time because you was chasing pussy instead. Damn. Like the same way you could sit there

and write bitches down on an Excel sheet you can start a business and write in the Excel sheet. Writing ideas down. We should talk about this though because I think this is going to reverberate

for a lot of the listeners too. King Crocker when we first met him he was so not confident in who he was at the time that he would lie to chicks. Like one of King, and am I crossed the line here telling us?

There's nothing wrong. One of King Crocs' main things is he would tell girls he was a house DJ. So he was faking it. And the problem I always saw on that is when you're lying to chicks, you're admitting to yourself that you're not good enough. That you have to lie to make a... Is that I be real with you? Yeah.

I'm going to have to ride with you, church. Yeah. These bitches be lying to. Hey, so it's like this. I didn't tell her like a mother. I didn't tell the bitch before I played soccer. How is the bitch? You know what I'm not.

I know women don't be knowing soccer players. I say, yeah. I'm gonna play soccer. I can't expect, and this is no offense to bitches that got their bodies done and nothing like that, but I can't expect a bitch with a fake body to ever tell me to say, man, she can see the real in me or want to see the real in me.

And bitch, your whole body is just not there. I'm sorry. And it's beautiful, but you got a fake body and you're telling me you wanna see the real and me. It's true. It's fucking true. That's real shit, bro. So talk about this spreadsheet, Crock.

That was crazy. I want to know how detailed and got. Oh, you want to hear the fucking detail. Did you track down the smashes? Yep. You was very descriptive with it and shit. Listen, we got, it's color-coded. All right. So you have, by, by bitches racist? No,

not racist. By the skin tone? The state of the interaction, right? So, did I close? So give me all the different states of interactions. So you got red, you got yellow, you got green. Green is, I already smashed. I'm trying to put her on rotation.

I'm trying to hit this bitch every week. Every couple of weeks, something like that. Every couple days? Yeah, you never know. I heard you paid for a dating course like my man Flacco. Let's talk about it. Oh, shit. He did his research.

We had the table. They really did the research case. Oh, you called for that, Sharp. I was going to let him go. You guys are vicious. You guys are fucking vicious, dude. We don't, man. Welcome to no jumper.

That's where you got the displaying high value shit from, huh? That's where you got the DHV shit from. Was it fresh and fit? No, that was he was a corner. Hey, Cole, that's just love. That's love, though. Those are homies, man. Those are corny, bro.

Okay, so those are homies, though. Oh, all right. You like them, my own kids. No, those is my, those are your home. They're sick. All right. They got a lot of money, though. They're doing business.

So plug. I don't know these niggas, bro. I know sharp and I know AD. Wait, wait, go ahead and say it. One time four. I know, and listen. Some cowly shit. What you need me?

What do you about? All right. So, wait. So, wait. So, what course? that you buy. You don't have to say it if you know. There's some drama.

There's some issues with drama and shit. I don't want to go. There's no drama. One of minute. A. Crock, you said you're a real nigga. You don't give a fuck.

You're going to be going to. You're going to let him say, nigga. You can say the class that you get for. Fuck them. Nah, but the dude, he's going to make,

if I say his name, he's going to make 10 videos about it. So, fucking what. Let's go. Hey, D, I will see you tomorrow for the first one. It actually,

it was pretty hard on Crox's mental health. I sound like the biggest bitch saying that last time. This turned into a battle. I'm asking for mental health, bro. So yeah, if it fucked with you mentally and you don't want to see that shit, don't say the name. Yeah. Let's just get the context.

He can absolutely talk about the content, right? It's just the name we don't want to fuck with. Oh, don't watch, but listen to me. I'm gonna keep that shit of bed, bro. Just people that make shit on me all the time. Don't give a fuck, don't watch that shit. It's about what you entertain. It's about what you entertain.

But everybody, but everybody don't have a capacity. Out of sight is out of mind. Sometimes you can just use a simple mathematics to it and just look at the basics to it and just look at the basics. Out of sight, it's out of mind. Don't pay no attention to it. You hear about it? Because you will get more invested when you watch it. When you watch it.

Hold on. When you watch it, it imprints itself on you. Don't let it control you. Don't watch it. That's when it controls you. It's the time that you indulge. Do not indulge, my man. I've been there.

I know what that shit feels like. And it sucks. It hurts. That's why you don't watch it. You keep pushing. I'm getting strong. I'll make a positive out of it. You feel me?

For every nigga that hate me, I'd be like, you know who I am now. You didn't know who I was before. That's real shit. I'd rather be the nigga that you hate on than the nigga you don't know. Kobe Bryant said about haters that you should enjoy your haters because you earned them. That's true. We might not got all the answers. Yeah.

We got some. You ain't got the answers, sir. You ain't got the answer. I'm speaking to me, I'm a powerful speaker. So let's get back to the context of it. So what did you want to know? The Excel sheet. What is the red and?

Wait on, no, no. Let's get, let's, before the Excel sheet, so what made you like, I want to get some help in the course with the women? Basically, bro, I'm a high IQ individual. I'm cursed with my intelligence. I like this nigga crock, man. So I'm so smart. A lot of niggas don't get it, bro.

A lot of niggas, they can't vibe with me, bro. So I always been a black sheep, but I got along with a lot of different types of niggas, bro. Yeah, I was black as hell. I'm like, damn. Don't you laugh, Danny. So basically this thing is like, oh, shit. You know, I bang fucking hell of bitches. I'll tell you how to do it.

I'm like, listen, you show me the math. You show me the receipts. I'll listen to anybody. You know, I got an open mind. I'm a smart individual, right? So I found this dude, and I started applying some of those principles. And I realized it's a lot different than a lot of niggas think. bro, like, it's crazy because even a lot of the guys that you would think typically get a lot of

women, right? They don't at all. They don't even know what's going on. They could get so many more. That is the truth. If they understood how the game really works, how these bitches really think. Okay. You want to know what it is?

I'll take Dr. Sharp. Go ahead. Dr. Sharp has this one, okay? Resident Pip. I'm going to be honest with you, man. I'm going to be real with you, Jack. Like, right? Yeah.

Just, uh, I think it's all. about being you. A woman loves a man that's just genuinely, honestly, unbijectic. Man, just, you can't forget that. You know, unapologetically him. Yeah. You have to be that, man. Like, it's okay. I promise you, man. You'll have more bitches looking at you be just one. Hey, ladies, you know I'm here. I love you. Well, so, daddy's coming home. So sharp. You just gotta let them know. Sometimes when you let them know, man, you speak that shit into existence, man. They love that shit, man who can stand on his own. She don't want to see you trying to act like your home.

And she don't want to meet you with your homies. Some of the, man, some of the baddest, some of the most greatest chicks I've ever met, man. And shout out to them, even if we ain't together today. Some of the greatest chicks I ever met, man, was by myself. You don't need nobody with you, man. That's real. You don't need nobody with you with you.

You ain't going to bag her from real anyway, because she ain't going to take you serious because you're going to think that you're popping at her because you were a bunch of niggas and you're trying to show off anyway. So show the bitch that was you, nigga from the jump. By just being you. Bitch, I'm by myself. Real shit.

Drop the mic. Dr. Sharp. Blunt to the way. That's real as well Okay, so, so Speak on This thing. It's fired up.

Hey, Let my boy shoot! Let my boy shoot! Let him land. San Diego, charge her. There you. But in all actuality, it is real, though, man. You know what I'm saying?

Like, just be you, man. Just stay rocking for you. You ain't got to take no fucking courses and you ain't got to take no classes because to be real with you will work for that man might not work for you. So you have to base.

yourself your receipts off your own experience. You dig what I'm saying? So sometimes go off their own receipts and not just trying to look at somebody fucking else's. So I'm trying to copy somebody else's paper because he's on the way to a F any fucking way. Damn. That's quotables in there.

Yo, we need a university, Sharp. You get a big bag. You get a big bag for that shit. That's a T-shirt right there. Sharp University. I don't even need 10%. Just give me like five of them. I would go see you at like a motivational

speaking thing at UCLA or some shit. It's good, man. Real shit. No, no, no, wait, wait. It's not like, this is not like a facade. I taught this nigga damn there every other day. This is really this nigga. This is how he thinks.

And it's real shit. And honestly, just talking to this nigga all the time has opened my mind up to a lot of shit that I didn't really look at. Yeah, stop buying bitches flowers. Chip, chip, sharp, let me tell you. I'm going to tell you the real, real, and you tell me if this is wrong.

I'll pull up to the smoke shop, right? I'm in the alley downtown L.A. behind a restaurant club thing. Yeah. There's a cardboard box with like almost dead flowers in them. I grabbed two bouquets out, pull up to these girls that were down the street and gave them to the, oh my God, Mante. He's such a gentleman. They love them.

That's a great move. I was like, no. I love it. I spent $0. Hold on. Let me get this. There were alley, they were downtown L.A. Allie flowers.

Love it. But why expose it? You just should have said, you guys. Because y'all were trying to play me like I went and bought two bouquets and I did it. That's funny. Even if you did, if you was trying to get the draws, I mean, you did it. But I would rather keep it real with y'all and be like, nigga, they were dumpster flies. But why do it, why do it to get the pussy?

Why not? Not you? Not you. I'm speaking just in, no, I'm speaking in general for it. Okay, but I'm speaking in general for it. Why do it for the pussy when you should be doing it for the bitch man that you really respect? Who respect her, that's why I did it. That's why you did it.

You respected a girl on the side of the street? No, I know this girl. I didn't know that. I thought it was a random chick. I went to drive down the street and go link up with her and gave her the flowers. Oh, that's sweet. Sharp, don't you think? Listen to me, man.

I don't get fucking. Sharp don't buy flowers. Yeah, he's a savage. He's hard. He's dead as hell. Sound like she was jumping like a damn parade for him. So shit, that's all that matter. It matters.

So now tell her, jump on that dick. A.D. Okay, listen, AD has a problem with me just like going with the vibe. No, because he, let me tell you. Hey, hey, what's you looking for? Mental connection? Or just a nigga bringing you some motherfucking flowers? Just because he wants some pussy.

Would you rather have a mental connection with a man? So when you know he brought them flowers to you, you knew he really meant it, or just a nigga that's bringing you some flowers because he just wanted to say he's sorry because they knew he hid it and didn't call you all. No, no, no, my thing is is that, huh? My thing is, Housephone is my brother. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Housephone sometimes don't understand how high value he is himself. Wait, wait, wait. He has a lot to bring to the table. And I don't want him hanging with no bitch for six months. No way. He wants to smash and she ain't letting him smash. We ain't doing that. This is what you think.

You can't do that, bro. No, wait, listen. No, I think that you think that I'm putting in all this effort. I'm hanging out with her all the time. Nika, I be with the bitches that I'm actually fucking. So, so. But I, but I was. A new her on her.

So keep a G. Michael gets him full with her. We might go out to a party. Wait a minute. Like, I'm keeping it a light where I haven't even been in a situation where I could fuck her. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

No, there's a, no, there's always a situation. I'm not trying to make it. I'm not trying to make it a situation. If I wanted to make it a situation, I'm going to try it. Phone, phone. Let's go to the Lion Hotel. Right here. We got the Lime Hotel.

We got the view right here. You press the button. And the drapes raise up. Bitch, we're in the bed. But you have the stootie fox. What's wrong with you? I don't know, church. Ain't no drapes raising up by themselves and a stootie fox.

Let me tell you. Just ask you like I'm putting in the head. Listen, listen. The same thing. Can I say something? Can I say one thing? The same thing with the girl. He about to bring a hung out with her a couple times.

What's a couple? Two. Literally a couple. The definition. The double is two. House phone. I think the third time, the third time I tried to smack and she was going out of town. Uh-huh.

And I, and she didn't. Didn't let me smack. Smack. I like that. And we were still cool, though. Like, we was cool. I was going to talk about.

You're not telling the truth. I'm not talking about your hire. I'm talking about the girl. I got you. I got you. So your hierira, how many times you hang with your hiring? Oh, I hung out where you hire a handful of times. Would we say like over 12, 13 times?

1,000 percent. And we've been out at parties or here or like going to get food. And is this a woman that you would like want to do something? I would literally eat her shit out of her asshole. So what I'm saying is you are a high-veve-house. you person, you a dope individual. No, I fuck with her, but it's not that big of a deal. I think that you are, like, putting

so much more emphasis on it than it actually is. I'm saying is not ever say that. Sharp, I saw that hurt. Fuck out you. Tell him, Sharpe. Tell him, Sharp. Tell him, Sharp. I'm talking about, like, two minutes.

I was going to check on my nigga and make sure you was good. I ain't want shit. No. Charlie. Sharp, you didn't like that, Sharley. When he's talking about eating shit, you didn't like that one. I'm not, like, pressed on.

having sex with her. I don't hang out with her that much like you really think. She'd just be around. Yeah. She'd be around with her other little niggas. I'd be with my other little bitches. We'd be in the same random place.

I'm not like trying to hell hard. Hey, we know this. You're from the crew. We ain't about to sit here and stay on you. Yeah, we ain't about to get a fuck up off this shit. Let's go. Let's go. What do you got?

Daniel. I'm curious. Crock, I got this one, Chuck. I like, go ahead. Go ahead, bro. Crock, you cool, man. Hey, I'm gonna tell you this, church. Hey, you the crock, I'm the wolf, nigga, we both bite.

So remember that, church. I'm at this table for a reason. I'm at this table for a reason. For sure, for sure. Daniel, yes. I'm curious to know what type of women slide your way, call themselves poshing their ways up around you. Did you have sex of minorities, Daniel?

He does. He does. For your information. Oh, don't play that fucking car. He's Asian. She's Asian. Good job. Yeah.

You're a fucking YouTube sensation. Listen. You're a YouTube sensation. And you tell me you ain't got no type of bitches in your DMs, none. Not even the little Mollies with the thick glasses. Have you ever had sex with a black girl? Yes. Yeah, Daddy.

Yes. I have had sex with... He could wait for this moment to tell some black guys that he fucked the black girl. This was his fucking iconic moment. Tell the truth. You pumped your chest and messed up from that. You ever have sex with a Hispanic? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you love that. I like it. Look, look, he says, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've done that. I will, uh, yeah, I will fuck pretty much anything. And black women, hey, I mean, Asian ladies are at the top, but black women are high on my ladder, too.

They are. Hey, we saw a nice piece. We're leaving her place today. Did you jot her down to your journal? How dare you, can you? Did you write her down in your journal? What did you look like? Did you write what unit she lived in?

Was she a DMV? What color? What color? car she was driving was she her license plate number listen i ain't see nothing about her but she had a nice fucking ass bro she had a nice that's all that matters she was in them leggings and all the thing that matters so we didn't she was bald though i'm not gonna lie sometimes you gotta just grab you got a ball bitch ad you got a ball bitch hey hey hey hey hey hold on last night i know about last night flaco you went to fucking amber rose oh amber rose i'll take her now for sure last night

flaco said that 80s girl worked it should have been in at WMBA and that she's 6-7 She He had you fucked up AD This dude just fucking Went to the WMBA

I showed a house felon The clip of that 80s No wait Flaco said that right Because Flaco's fucking 4-2 Flokka's the mad

So that shit Like 4-8 for sure Hey Flaco gave me a warm Welcome out there Flockco's fucking 4-2 Hey careful what you say about Flaco

That's my guy Now Yeah Go off Lackmo's my fucking face He gave you a warm walker. He gave me a warm welcome. He let you say a nigga to him. Wait, wait, wait.

You know what he said? Wait, AD, AD, I gotta tell you what he said. Listen, I, I tried to get Flaco. Listen, I tried to get Flacco to Salt Gun, right? And I said, okay, shoot Danny Mullen for all his, his, his end bomb, inward bombs and shit, right? He said, I'm not a lighthouse fool? He couldn't do it.

He's like, no, he's like, look, look, okay, okay, cool, right? So like, okay, okay, cool, right? So like, so like, House phone No we can't No no no He said no No listen to what he said

That's out of bounds It's out of bounds No fuck that I don't want to keep laughing at that No fuck that Listen to what he said He said Housephone

I'm not gonna lie I'll shoot you over him And I'm like damn You're gonna just switch I'm well well You're gonna switch That's not as bad He told me in academics

He will tell on me Before he'd tell on academics Wow He really said that You literally stopped this thing from getting his ass beat. And he said this, I saw you, bro.

You were like, he was naked and you clothed him. You do a warm blinking on him, my nigga. Bro, he was naked and you clothed him. You put clothes on his back. You've been talking about this. Flacco, when I see you, bro,

I didn't know you did that. He didn't there. Fuck on you. He just, shoot me over this white nigga. Flocko. He's just on. It's supposed to be no jumper shit, is it?

Hey, Calvin Tone him comes at. Bring his ass in here. We're bringing in flaco. Get that flaco. He's getting drilled. What was you going to say, why? I'm fucking right, man.

You're a real. I'm a real, bro. If you did that, bro, I want to talk to you. I saw, when that shit went down, right. You didn't, you didn't disappear in on there. You actually, you was, like, you was blocking him and he was behind you and all types of shit, bro.

You were a real nigga, bro. I'm not a lie. That's exactly why I said. If Danny felt a certain type of way, he got a big black homie that me and him and he would go back and forth where we can get it out. That's cool. I'm with that.

You know what I'm going to be in a fair one's? We ain't going to do no jumping. Exactly. It's cool, bro. And whatever happens, happens. You feel me? On some real shit.

I fucking crock. He's a good guy. Crocs the fucking madden. I'm going to be talking like him. He's like, come on, hey, man. You just got a color coding.

I'm just trying to ask for real, because it's cool with y'all, right? Yeah. Shut down in my journal. Hey, hold on, y'all. I just want to ask a question. Like, because I fuck with them. And I think this has been a healthy-ass conversation.

It's been funny. But is that the reason why you brought him was supposed to be like some type of intimidation? That's what I felt. I'm a real, nigga. I'm from the West Coast, my nigga. So, like, I'm not going to think something and not ask him. I don't get fuck. What's going on?

Because I'm starting to hear the combo. And I'm like, I thought we were just all having a good time. I'm not going to lie, Sharp. You fucking light skin. You fucking light skin, bro. I don't believe none of that shit, bro. You lie skin, bro. I don't believe none of that shit.

You be straight capping, nigga. On me, you be capping, bro. You be cabbing, bro. You be cabbing. The question, did he? bring you like for some type of like was that the case I told me all here to kick you. Anywhere I go, I'm security, bro.

Oh, you're his security. 100%. You're saying that then. 100%. You gotta fuck me up first. But I just hope that he didn't bring you as like we're not here for all that. I'll be like, I'll be just for like intimidation. He did just bring you for security and we're just here

having some fun. That's my boy right dude. That's how I feel. You know what I'm saying? Did you bring this nigga to try to. Like, because we all kick it. It's all love for death. Yeah.

Well, I will say this. First of all, King Crock, I appreciate the fuck out of you standing up for me right there. But Adam actually specifically requested that the pussy shadow, as he's also known as, be on today. The pussy shadow. I'm not going to lie to all of you, though. Sharp, house phone, AD, that if I walked in here alone by myself, like, hey, guys, I'm Daniel Mullen. Let's have ourselves a podcast.

We deal with shit like that. I would have been uncomfortable. That was the big girl. Even if you had a difference of opinions in us and you stood on. whatever the fuck you want to say, bro, we're not going to do nothing to you. You know what you mean by me being light skin, though, bro? I was fuck with you, right.

I'm just making sure because I was trying to listen to you because I ain't trying to like, I'm just listening to what's going on. Because my nigga, I've been around this shit. I'm a real straight nigga. I can tell you a real nigga, bro. I'm just asking like the questions that I think need to be asked because I'm like, okay, well, I'm starting to hear some of the lingo. And I'm like, well, you know, was it to be security?

Because I can respect security. We got security. We can understand why that falls in place. Like you said, You was like, I don't want to just kind of walk into an environment I'm not sure of. So I can understand that. But when I start to hear, like, it's supposed to be some, if it's supposed to be some, like, little intimidation, hey, nigger, y'all niggas ain't intimidating shit.

No. I respect that. I respect that. I respect that. I respect that. I respect that. I mean, I respect that. I got nothing of love.

I think it was funny. I think he was a real cool dude. Hey, Daniel son. I think he's a, you don't, my nigga. I think that's d' dog. So I said, nigga, you use a YouTube sensation. I appreciate it. You ain't got no hutchies?

AD, I fuck with AD so hard right now, bro. What's a hutch? Bro, how much that shit cost you, bro? How much that whole shit cost you, bro? What's the grill? The whole grill. Y'all you know? Y'all niggas is having hell of side combos right now.

Yeah, we got, this is an X-shaped conversation. Adam is at home about to break his fucking TV right now. He texting me right now. Yo, what's so bad? You niggas. What the fuck you fucking up my podcast? God damn it. Hey, man.

Fucking housewom, you're a drug addict. It's going to cost you like 15 and 20. Damn, I thought it was like 8K, bro. Hey, you're not going to keep telling me you're right out of time, right, but that will be our conversation. No, but, 80, I'm fucking sick of here. On the low end, on the low end, you can pay like 5K.

And your shit going to look great. I got to go to Mexico or something? On that low end, you can pay like fire care? For both? Top, bottom? Can you get crock some teeth, man? Croc of grill? Make a beat.

No, man. Like this. Okay. Yeah, those are. great. Those are beautiful, dude.

I'm going to those. Crock, 8K? It's kind of expensive. That's very expensive. I do believe

in setting for Kroc like, because Kroc, right now, you've got a little bit of debt, but you should probably pay off first.

Yo, y'all don't want to know about this, bro. Listen. Please speak on it. At the end of the day, I don't know if we should play the S.

No pun intended. CSI sound. Do do do, do, do. Please. We got another one. You got that, there you go. at the end of the day bro

we got whatever you need you need you know I don't get this shit welcome to the dog listen I don't got the bag right now

but at the end of the day bro like I'm trying to get like that so you spend on your money I think

I got a theory let's let's see I think Crock went to the nearest Nissan dealership I think

Crock purchased the Nissan I think he went to Staples and he got a not pad And in that notepad

He got all these Courses and things in his head And he just started Shotting down All that approach women He shot it down All this pussy information And you went dead for the Nissan

I'll tell you this right You look up to them dudes right That's so fucking accurate That's so fucking accurate That's so fucking accurate And not to get off But you like fresh and fit right You like this

Hey man I challenge fresh and fit Both y'all by myself to a game off And we can do it just like we need to do it, church. I want to see that shit, bro. Can I be there, Sharp? It's cool, but I'm saying, like, it's not but love. No, it's nothing.

It's doing it. It's not in an angry mode or nothing. It's just like, nigga, let's have a game off. Nick, the great debate. Ooh. The great debate. I think y'all should go out of public. I want to do it with you, man.

I think y'all should go out in public and we see who pulls the most bitches in real life. I got love for them because, you know, I told them what my ticket was. I got love for them, me. I got love for the niggas. Hey, man, show. Hey, look, I mean them niggas can hear them. Hey, shout out to Fresh and Fid.

But, you know, y'all niggas want to be to come get on the show. Y'all couldn't pay the ticket. So if that's the game, man, come on up over here. Come on and fly your ass on down. Church is nothing but love, man. You know, I think I met the boy Fresh one time on the line, man. Walter Weeks. You know.

I'm going to call him right now. Yeah, you know. And we could do, hey, man, we could do us. Yeah, we can do us the great debate, man. We can sit back and do a game off, man, you know. Because like I said, we, you know, I might get on chicks. I might do certain things. but we can't get to race and get to certain stuff like that, man.

It's not a, you know, so I just want to have a game off with it, man. I just want to see where it go. It ain't no love. I know. Okay. Yeah, call him, pull this shit. We live. We lied.

Live, baby. And, uh, your description of how he got into debt was amazing. Thank you, bro. That was, that was pretty close, huh, King? That was pretty fucking close. He'll call back. King, I will call back. King, I will say this.

If you pay off your debt, I got you on the teeth. You got me? Yeah. On some real shit? I want you to get out of debt so bad because that is a hellhole you got to crawl out of before you can start building some welfare yourself. That's your homie, that's my guy already.

Did you explain this already? Am I hot that high? Did you explain the debt? No, I didn't explain it. Okay, I'm like, I'm not that high? Did you say it? Eddie, you want to say it again? I mean, he basically nailed it.

Okay, so let's break it down. He went to the nearest Nissan dealer of shit. No, okay, what happened? It was Honda. It was Honda. You were right. It was really close. Japanese cars are Japanese cars, dude.

Wow. That's fucking amazing. No, but listen, the Honda, the Honda. That's my boss deep anime Jutsu. You know what I'm saying? Wait, wait, you bought this nigga Honda or he crashed your Honda? No, I bought my own shit. What the fuck?

He bought his own shit. Oh, you keep saying that he, oh, I think he owned a car. Did you buy me a car, bro? I thought he, I thought he, I thought he owed the debt to him. No, no, no, no. He's in debt to various credit bureaus and car dealerships. I got a car. How many cars did you run off with?

Listen, I ran out of one, but I'm paying that shit little by little, but, you know, I got the, the whole dating program and all that shit. I thought me a bit. So, get you, get your weather. I like that. Four racks. So the dating for your car. Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant for the course.

Wait a minute. For the course. For the course. course. How much it costs with course? You could have paid me 25 and I'm going to get you live. Get him pussy course? For a rite. You could have got me 25.

I would have had you right. I was going to put it out here. It got up in a left in protest. He's getting the bag off me. He's out of here. Let's keep a Jeep. All the way on it, not for the cameras. Do you feel that you got that $4,000's worth?

Have you got so much more? pussy or more understanding how to deal with women. At least $4,000 worth. That's what I'm saying. At least $4.000. Honestly, bro, I know. Because you can get you a nice one. I got the structure. You know what I mean? Like, I'm going to have this shit for

life, bro. So I always say it's worth it. Yeah, yeah. For the money I put in, bro. Like, the system the system, the systemization. Yeah. Because look, AD, I know you get a lot of holes. You're good looking guy. You're caught it on.

The voter good looking guy. I mean. You're a good looking guy. I mean, in those uppers, I'll take that. You're a good looking guy like that. I'm keeping it a book. I'm keeping it a buck. I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to keep a band with you, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep it a band with you. Uh-huh. Sometimes, man, you don't really deep down aside you don't got to pay for no courses. And I hate to even have to hate on people, man. You ain't even got to pay for. I wouldn't even make you pay for none of my courses. Because to be real with you, I can tell you everything I've ever done, right, to get. a bitch to have a bitch, fuck a bitch, whatever, right?

But does that necessarily mean that him paying his money and him taking this game that I'm giving him that it's necessarily going to work out for him? Because he might move something different. That chick might like to see something different in him and he might be saying some words that don't fit the narrative at the time. It might not fit the narrative because when you probably would have just been yourself, you probably would have got the bitch because she already sees something in you that's different.

Right? She sees something different in you. So you coming up and speaking, my words, it might not necessarily or the next person's words he listened to you Danny right yeah like you just tell him like yeah I would do this you know what I'm saying but it might not really work out for him because it's different strokes for different folks he's not gonna walk the same set of footprints that mean you might have walked or I you I'm not gonna walk the same as you I'm not gonna walk the same

as you so we have to understand this sometimes bro experience is everything that is your receipt yeah gotta go you can't you can't really you can't dr. sharp it's been nice having you sharp you're a fucking It was great man. You're right. You can't teach pussy getting is what you're saying. It's fucking experience. This thing is pee, bro.

He's pushing pee. Straight up. Let me ask you this. How much will you think sharp course would be worth? Listen, sharp. That's a least. You're sure. You speak good, bro.

You got a lot of words, bro. I want to hear the leg count. How many bitches are you to enslave, bro? Let me hear that shit. No fucking cat. To be honest, to be honest, what you're church? I've never caught cat. I've never.

took count or nothing like that. But to be honest with you, man, I'd have seen a few things in my spill, man. You feel me? Enough to be able to tell you that you might just want to go off your own doing, maybe not the next. Because you're going to fail,

because I'm going to be real with you, Church. You could never be me. Dr. Sharp! Hey, respect. He's out. No, Sharp real is real as fun. Sharp slots the mic away for the fifth time of the show. Hey, sir.

Hey, church, not just being honest with you. You can never be here. church I don't know if you can even put these size 17s on Bernard Hey I got some big ass feet nigga

Who the fuck is Bernard That's your name Gras I think just a white name Bernard Shout out sharp man It's fucking deep So you

The color coatings Right And the same Give them to me Because I keep going back To this Okay I want to know

It's good stuff So red Right That is a lead So if you ever If you've ever done sales, you're familiar with the terminology of leads.

Those are per those are... I never did sales, so break it down for me. Those are prospective clients. So, these are people you may be able to close the deal on. In my case, it'd be fucking, right? But you never know. So, so much time.

Wait, wait, a little time. So, a red is a woman who didn't respond to my message. She's left me ghosted. I may be, I may be sent a second or third message, she still didn't respond. I mark her a red. But this is a woman who responded to me in the past. We matched on Tinder or Bumble, whatever. A yellow is someone who

were trying to get her scheduling on point. Maybe she has school. Maybe she has a job. It's kind of hard to work around her schedule, but I'm working on it. She's responding. Maybe she got kids. She's a yellow. I haven't smashed yet. Maybe she got kids. A green is one woman I've already had sex with and now I'm trying to maintain her in my rotation. I'm trying to hit that shit every couple weeks at least. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? So she's a green for sure.

So I keep these in my Excel sheet and every certain amount of time I re-hit these bitches up. I hit them back up. I go through my sequence with them. I try to set up a date. I try to execute. So it really- So your game is scientific, nigger.

My shit is fucking macro, bro. My shit is micro. So I got one big question for you. Yeah. Since you got all this information, you got the spreadsheet, you got the motherfucking Honda. You know what I'm saying? What is your body count crock and keep it rig? Keep it real.

You can't turn around on you there. You first, A.D. I don't know. But if I had to guess, maybe three, four hundred? Damn. I said maybe. I could be awful. I'm just saying.

That's penile vaginal sex. Not blow jobs, not hand jobs. Yeah, you got to actually fuck her push. No, that's everything. But honestly, my ratio of, you know, women that let me do all the extra shit and I didn't fuck is slim to none.

You fuck. So I'm 80%, you know what I'm saying? Okay, okay. But if I had to put it somewhere, I'm gonna be honest. I'm a freaky-ass, nigga. You've got more. I've given some top.

Yeah. And that was it before him. You gave us some time. You ate a girl's pussy. What's clarify. That doesn't count. That doesn't count, bro. I know.

I don't count, bro. I know. I didn't say to the count. Listen, if a bitch sucks my dick, I'm not adding her to the fucking lay count. I don't count. You're purest, crack. I don't, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I get hit, I don't add you to the late count.

Yeah. So that's just the top count. You just got the top count? No, I'm just saying, like, if I just get the top, I'll be like, I didn't get it. So you have nothing to brag about. No, no, no. It's nothing to brag about. But what if the way that you got the top was crazy, like the circumstance?

The situation? Because I have a situation I want to explain, but I can't. Please squeak on it. I literally can't and not, and I'll tell you. Play the CSI sound. Press a doo-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do. Riley, press a do-dum. Riley, hit it.

Some feelings will get hurt, bro. Yuri is there somebody else that may have something in common with you. There you go. Hey, Yuri, the OG. Yuri is the OG, bro. Oh, yeah. You guys are like the N-word brothers. Oh, you're over there?

Yeah. I look. The nigger brother. You kind of like, you guys favorite each other. Yeah, yeah, honestly. Yeah. Honestly, you know, he got voted hottest in the office. He's a good one guy.

I was number two. Nice. That's just pure racism. That's why you want to say. Wait, wait, wait, wait. But Croc didn't finish. What is the body count, Croft? Yeah, you never told us.

All right, don't make fun of me, bro. I'm at 23. That's cool. Not that much, bro. You is 23, too. He is 23. I'm at 23. I'm at 23.

I'm a year. I'm gonna keep it a buck. I don't lie. I don't fucking cap. No cap. No fucking cap in me, bro. I'm gonna keep it a buck the whole time. Keep it.

But listen, I'm an animal. I'm ready to go at any time. A lot of nice women in this office, right? But I'm not talking to him. Out of respect. Out of respect for my homies. I respect for AD. This is a business.

Adam 22. Danny Mullen. How's fucking. House phone. But listen, I'm an animal in the field when you get out there with me. And right now, I am taking auditions for a wingman. If you want to hit me up in the DMs. Croc talk, yo shit.

Awesome real shit. That's that croc talk. Crock talk. Hey, Crock. That's the show right there, Crock talk. Hey, house phone, AD. I'm telling you this. Forget the $4,000 fucking courses.

King Crock is destined. You need to be selling courses, nigg. He's destined to be an entertainment star, dude. This guy, he's the fucking. In one year's time, you're going to get more pussy than the piece of shit who taught you that course. Yeah. Four times over. Then his whole life.

Yes. And I don't never say this to somebody else because I'm always so proud of you. Fuck that 4K, bro. I'm so proud of you cry. I'm proud of you crowd. Listen, you're going to be laughing at that 4K like it's chump change in a little bit, bro. Yeah, yeah, that ain't nothing. You are charismatic-ass niggum, man.

He's the best, man. I'm glad you all linked up. I respect that house phone, man. I respect that Danny Barney's a guy. I respect that Danny bought you on here and he's not afraid to shed the light on his homebook. That's fine. That says a lot about your character, man. Yeah.

Thank you. No, thank you, AD. And shout out to Adam 22. Because I felt like y'all were hating on my boy a little bit. No, no, no. If y'all knew more about him, you knew how real, you know what I do here, bro. Like I said, I didn't have any context.

I like talking to the person before I make my judgment. But you know, you know, the fans found out that she was on there. So let me tell you right now. Yeah. And everybody's watching right now. We have a no jump of real. Reddit right now, right? Yeah.

It's like the Goulog. If you did anything in life, they're going to find out, they're going to bring it to display. Yeah. And today, I was looking at the Reddit and I seen everybody, and everybody's sending me shit,

Danny Mullen. He's the N-word Hunter. And I'm just seeing all of this negative shit. And I'm like, I know Adam didn't have me sit with this, nigga. But just sitting here talking to you right now and cropped.

Yeah. I have a difference of opinion You don't seem like a racist to me You don't seem like a bad guy Yeah And we're gonna go to my city And we're gonna do We're gonna do it

Well listen bro I got respect for myself Bro, you think I'm gonna hang out With a racist ass naked Yeah, if you bought you a Honda Yeah It's a good No

It doesn't matter if you bought me a hunger I got respect for myself Bro I'm not gonna hang out With a racist ass nigga Obviously he's not racist That's what I mean That's what he should tell people About Adam

That is insensitive if that's all. Wait, hold on. This is what I used to tell people about Adam. Like, literally, we used to all be friends with Adam. Some shit came out. People that, like, I, you literally seen sleep on this man's couch. On Twitter, like, oh, fuck him, man.

Like, da-da-da. And, like, I always looked at it as, like, bro, I'm a pretty good judge of character. I know that some of the shit that I'm reading is just, like, Adam being insensitive of being taken out of context. Yeah. He's insensitive as fuck. Yeah, I know. But he also was a good person, too.

Oh, for sure. He doesn't even want to admit that he's a good person, but he really is. He is. It would hurt his feelings to admit that he's a good person. Bro, he, bro, it's literally like pulling teeth to get him to say anything nice. So when he does, I know that he really means it. Yeah. Bro, we was texting the other day.

He was like, yo, bro, thank you for holding it down for all these years, just randomly be a text. And I was like, damn, I appreciate that, bro. He hit me up. Bro, like. He on his real. He taught him not to be the real niggins. He hit me up and he told me, bro, I'm proud of you. He's been giving me pointers on how to make my page better and stuff like that.

And then too, like I always say, there's a lot of people that wouldn't give a D, a house phone, a sharp opportunity to have a voice and be on the platform. You know what I'm saying? And congratulations, guys, because I was just thinking this today, like the fucking brand you guys have built you, Adam. I didn't build shit. I came afterwards, you feel me? Well, you're a part of it. If anything, we're all seven months. If anything, Adam, Housephone, Josh Cam, Girl, Robesman, all.

Shut out to fucking Josh. Everybody that was here beforehand, they set the foundation. You feel me? I'm just happy that niggas took a chance with me and let me come and talk my shit. And the people accept me. We're killing it. We're killing it. It's crazy, man.

You guys drop like, what, like six videos a week just on the main channel? Fucking, like, more views than I get on my main YouTube videos? Insane. Probably more. To be honest. It's fucking, it's nuts, dude. Your output, the empire you guys have built really fucking impressive. Bro, just think about it.

It wasn't like this a couple years ago. I know. Just Adam doing shit and then bringing niggas like me on random. or like whatever and like interviewing people but it's mainly it was mainly just him yeah he's a good leader

he's a good fucking later and it means a lot that he's brought me back so many times especially with a controversy surrounding me you're a funny you're a funny ass

motherfucker though bro I'm not gonna hold you I've been watching on YouTube for years but it's good but it's good to have the conversations and get the context

of the person because I would like you know if I would have got a different reading from you I probably wouldn't even be finishing the show

I'd be like fuck this nigga you know what I'm saying and just talking to you, you seem like a good guy. You just was, hey, I got this idea. Let me go do this and not even knowing the context. And you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

That happens in life. We all fucked up. We've all probably tweeted something. Oh my God. Call somebody gay. But stop some fat girls, bro. I love it. That's why I asked for that earlier.

I said, have you ever had sex with a larger BDW? I got raped. It's sensitive. I told you how I was following. But listen, I'm saying you should consensually. Like literally? I told her no multiple times And she put on a con she hopped on my penis

She hopped on my fucking penis So you were fully erect but you were yelling She was blowing me She was blowing me But I didn't want to go any first The consent was below I mean the below was consent The third base was where I was consensual at

She stole home No that's exactly That's fucking Just because you're a man Does not make it funny Doesn't make it any less serious That's some real ass shit bro For it and I'm sorry that that happened to you

but I'm saying you should consensually give a bigger girl a try they got the warmest vaginas warmer than 98 degrees it might be warmer than that they might be at a cool 105 listen

they got the warm thighs gonna keep you trapped in they're gonna cook you a good meal that's true they're gonna let you borrow the car I'm getting flashbacks as a broke nigga you know 80 used to sell dick for $40 75

you fuck chicks for 75 bucks I used to. I heard it was 45, but okay. I mean, I used to have to play the survival role. Christmas time was coming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to do it from, I like, you think I was doing it for my daughter. Did you do, like, some specials?

Like, so you could get your daughter some crazy gifts? Like, what are you doing, like, a... I mean... I'll fuck you and your friend for, like, two, like, two, honey. I wasn't a prostitute, but damn, I was wrong. But what I back then? Bingo. Whatever it takes to get a PlayStation 2 for your daughter, dude?

What? That's fucking fun. PlayStation 2? PlayStation 2, shit. Shit, man. So, like, let's say in today's times, if a bitch said, I got two PS-5s for you. Bring your friends, let's go.

How many, how many fans are you fucking for two PS-Fives? Wait, right now? Yeah. I don't do that, man. I'm saying, if, if... Oh, it was back then? If you were back, yeah, if it was... For two PS-Fives?

Give me five, y'all. Five. One for every PlayStation game came out. They're like 36 and above. 36 and above? They're like 46 and above. They're like 46-year-old. I'm wanted.

You like Fat girls. I love all women. No, literally. See, me, I... There are some beautiful... I like... Women of all shapes and sizes. Beauty?

You feel me? Isn't the eye of the beholder. Isn't the eye of the beholder? No, but I like conversation and our energy more than I go for the looks. Yeah, but Fatschick's just talking about food. You are a cabin like shit.

You are a cabin like shit. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Flaco said that AD had the prettiest girl in the entire planet. I mean, just because You feel me I'm getting successful

And you know the caliber is different Yeah Doesn't mean I'm just I listen Still to this day bro Like I'm all about the energy And I'm all about the conversation Because if I can't If I can't have a good time with you

Yeah Then I'm wasting my time I don't want somebody This is beautiful And they're an empty shell And I fucking hate her And I'm like damn I hate this bitch I can't be around this bitch

But she's so bad And her sex is so great Like nah Like we got one life to live I want to spend life With somebody that I'm happy with. And, you know, I'm at the age now to where I don't want to just date you.

I want to build an empire with you. If you have an idea, if you have an idea, I want to invest in it. I want to invest in it. I'm feeling like T.R. Bro, whatever it is. Where's my Heather Sanders? Let's build the empire together. You feel me?

And make money together versus here, me doing this, me doing this, me. Hey, listen, we got this company card. Let's go spin and live off of this shit and do that. Let's run it up. Come on. Let's go run it. It starts in Compton. That's where we built the fucking empire.

The video. That video, I mean. That's the video. Hey, let me ask you this, Aydie. We should do a love show with Oh, dude, it would be huge. It would be fucking huge. Hey, Adi, let me ask you this on the subject of love show.

You're King Croc. You're at a Starbucks in Studio City. You see something you like. 22 years old, community college student, perky tits, narrow-ways, big ass, big fucking ass, white girl. You want to make a move. You're King Croc.

you don't have your credentials to fall back on. You can't follow her on Instagram, let her see who you are. You can't take her back to your house. Because we're playing from his perspective here. I wanted to hear what AD would do if he were King Croc trying to pick up this 22-year-old college chick.

I'm going to keep it real with you. Before, and this is like my whole life, before I approach a woman, I will always see if she's like looking at me. So if I was in that Starbucks and I'm in the back of the line, I'm a position. myself to a place to where she may catch a glance, if I start seeing the eye contact,

you know what I'm saying, going back and forth. And I'm like, I got her. Now, all I got to do is had a conversation and then I can move in here. You got to get some teeth like him. They're so charming. The teeth are perfect. The teeth are right now. You know what I'm saying?

They're helping. Start having a conversation. I'm about to put my hand on your liking. He's looking right into my eyes when he's talking about. What you see is the eye contact. something's happening to me. He's getting all hot and bothering. No, okay, wait, wait, wait.

It's right, though. So what you're saying is you're reducing the potential pain by testing to see if the woman's interested first instead of barreling in on a potentially married or taken woman and getting rejected flat, killing your confidence for the next couple days. I give you an example, right?

I was at this party, right? For BET weekend, right? And this guy approached this, you know, this woman, she got a lot of followers. She's popping. Now, he just ran up on her. It was like, hey, can you follow me back? That's the first thing he said. That's the weirdest thing you could ever say to anybody.

That's the weird. Oh, shit. He didn't say, hi, how are you doing? Hey, nice to meet you. He didn't do nothing. Excuse me, can I get some of your time real quick? And she's like, follow you back? I don't follow nobody back.

You know what I'm saying? But the taste is going to look stupid as fun. It's done. Hey, wait, wait, and never run up on a girl and just like tap her, grab her. Damn. Like, you need to get in the... That's my move, house phone. No, no.

Do not touch a one of me you don't know. Are you doing like that? Yo, that's wrong. You got to get the eye contact first. Yeah. You may extend the hand for a little handshake, but niggas be trying to run up on bitches they don't even know. Hey, yo, short, hey, yo, mom, I mean, I let you. Nick, we is not from New York, B.

Let me ask you. Let me ask you, you ever seen this in a game, right? Because this is something... Which game? Getting Pussy game? Getting pussy game, dog. The game is different. I thought we were talking about billion.

Selling pussy and just getting pussy is two different games. Listen, my thing is right. I like to block the escape route, right? You want to put, what? You want to put yourself. You want to put yourself.

You're trying to entrap. That's a fire code violation. You want to put yourself in her immediate vision to where she can't ignore you. Where are you going, bitch? I'm right here. You know what I'm saying? Who taught you this?

I don't want to say his name. Have you seen the movie Nightcrawler? No, I've seen it. You pay $4,000 to become a creep? Are you joking me? I can see you like, you pay $4,000 to become a creep. I can see you staging a disaster

to have a girl running your arms. You know what I'm saying? He's like calling a thick bomb threat on an airplane. Like AD, you got any homies that can shoot outside? I want her to come running my arm. In a crowded movie theater. Fire! He's literally going to call in a bomb threat on a fucking airplane.

All I'm saying is, Listen, a lot of these women, they go through every day of their lives, seeing these betas, losers, weirdos. So you got to entrap them in the corner. So you got to. Make sure they can't escape. If you go with that approach, block the exit ground. Where you block.

Listen, you go with that approach where you block the exit, you get at least 30. seconds where you can spit your game. No, listen, you can spit your game and she can decide whether she fucks with you or not. She can tell from your vibe. Like, I guarantee you, when 80 walks up versus one of these scrub plebians out here. Plebians. When they walk up, it's a whole different vibe.

But you don't have to do, if you're 80, you don't have to do that. That's real shit. If you're AD, you can post up. I'm trying to get like AD. So let's go back to that AD because we were talking about what he's doing if he's not AD. He's looking for the eye contact. We'll assume there's a little bit of energy there. There's some shot glances.

Maybe she touches her earlobe after she catches a glimpse of crock. That's a sign, right? She like pushes the hair back behind the ear. But bro, just having a regular conversation, bro. So how do you initiate that conversation once the girl's looking at you? Also, we're in Starbucks? We're in Starbucks and you're King Croc. I may say, what's your favorite drink?

And we just go from there and just start the conversation up. You know what I'm saying? True. True. Crock, are you going to buy the Frappuccino for her? No, I'm not no simple. That's a game right there.

You got to buy the cat. No, no, I didn't say to do it. You don't have to. That's extra points. You want to just jump right into it. You could do that. I ain't trying to do all that. Yeah.

Do you write? It's $4. Nicky, you write. Hey, we're going to turn from red to green. Immediately. Yeah. Oh, my, my love. You knick is, man.

Look, look, and they know, you know what you do? You grab a pen out the thing. Right. Write your number on the receipt, slide it to her. We got cell phones. You could do that too, though. On some smooth shit. Put a little heart.

So you're saying buy it when you're in line in front of her. And then get the receipt and you write your name and number. Okay, I get it. You pass the note after a receipt. No, but on some real shit, though, I see that a lot of guys worry more about hollying at a woman on some game type shit versus having a regular conversation. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, bro. Have a regular conversation and see the conversation. is flowing because you'll get light years further doing it that way. And now you don't come across as somebody that's just trying to smash. You're coming across as an intellectual human being. A higher value, man. And then, too, you got to think about this too, right? A lot of women like to talk and a lot of people don't listen.

A lot of men don't listen. So if you're that ear that will sit there and listen, she will pour everything out to you. And guess what? She may fuck with all these guys and may have more money than you, look better than you. you, but guess what? She gonna want to fuck with Croc is. Croc is going to be the arm that she can lay on. Croc is going to be the guy.

When everybody treats her like shit, she could come to you and feel great. You know what I'm saying? So you may get the pussy for a lifetime crock versus having it as temporary recreational use. You know what's crazy? That's so real. You're telling him this about this imaginary situation,

but that's low-key what I'm trying to do with redacted and you try to act like, I'm not shit because I haven't smacked yet. No, no, no, no, no. I haven't even known this girl that long. I haven't even known this girl. No, no, no, no. This is my thing.

Mike, the chick I know. No, not that girl. Wait, wait. We're going to talk about this. We got to talk about that. My thing is what your approach is this, right? You think I'm trying to play the homie round. No, no.

Some creep shit. That's how he's trying to play me one time. Let me land. Let me land. You got to take off first for you land, boss for you land. House phone. Let me land. Do you want the Sprite with the chicken?

You want the spry? What are the fuck with the team? Hey, let's go. No, my whole thing is this, right? We ain't dumb. You and this girl be around each other. That girl knows that you want to get it cracking. You know what I'm saying?

My whole thing is that she knows that, and you have enough time to where, hey, house phone is cool enough to hang around and do all this, you know what I'm saying, this shit with, but you know that I want to get it cracking with you. You like being around me? Guess what?

I like being around you, too. Why can't we elope? and still do the same things that we do. Don't elope. Don't leave the state. Because if not, bro, you got, bro. You just spent, I don't feel like this waste of time. You just sold a hundred thousand dollars worth a high rollers in 24 hours.

You act like, wait, wait, wait. I'm saying, we ain't got time to sit there and be friends and doing that. I'm not a real homie. You're acting like because I didn't fuck this one. No, he's actually because I didn't fuck this one girl that that's the only option that I have that I'm not fucking other girl. I'm not saying that. I'm not hanging with the girl. Because I haven't fucked this one girl.

It's like, oh my God, I can't believe it. No, you're wasting time. You're a total sip. What if I didn't think the bitch is cool? All I'm saying is. I do want to, I would have sex with her. No fucking down in my head. But why do I have to be actively pursuing her vagina?

Let me land. I'm not chasing her vagina. Let me land. Let me land. I'm not saying I don't want it. I would take it. How's going to eat her shit. Yeah, you said.

All I'm saying is your time is your time is valuable, bro. And we ain't got no time to place. She's not wasting my time. She called me and check up on me on my mom's house phone. I know that. She'll send me some bread if I'm down bad. And what did I tell you when we was going to the hospital? I said, send her a picture.

Try to get that sympathy. Listen, I was giving real. Listen, this thing was taking me to the hospital because I needed to go to the ER. Yeah. We're in the car. I guess I'm like, oh, looking how crazy. I was like, bro, you're about to pass out? He was like, bro, you okay?

I'm like, yeah, I'm good. He was like, you need to see pictures of blah, blah, blah. So you can wake up. And I woke up and I started dying and fucking, like, laughing like he fucking idiot no but I just know and one thing that people don't understand people like the shit on house phone

they like to say he's a drug yeah he's late all the time he doesn't show up this man when he puts his mind to it and he really focuses he's very great he's wearing my merch right now this is my brain it's good I support this is his shit so and I got the sneakers to match he got the t-shirt I still rock my

no jumper shirt Adam gave me all the time I'll fucking rep that shit I want house phone to be the greatest that he can be But I am. Wait a minute. And a lot of times you could be doing something more constructive than hanging around a girl, y'all y'all pussyfooting with each other when y'all, y'all probably both want to smash each other and doing all that extra shit.

That can be put on a new design. That could be put to something that's going to make you some more motherfucking money. Because the more money you get, the more these women going to want to fuck you. That's the reality of it. Just know I got bad bitches. And I be with bad bitches and I'll be fucking them. Most of the time, if you see me with one, I'm probably smacking. But sometimes I just be kicking it.

I got bitches that are, bro, you need women in your life that are just strictly platonic. Yeah. That will help you get like to other women that will help you just be a better man in general, give you a woman's perspective on shit. I agree with that. And you not mixing it and making it weird. Because sometimes, but how's on? Sometimes fucking is going to make it weird.

But how's on. That is not your case. You just said you would eat this girl shit. Oh, yeah. Like, if she wore the same socks. This is different. If she wore to say socks for three days straight, I would lick every single piece of lint in between her toes. I would take the socks, pour water into it, shake it around.

Make a sock martini? Make a sock martini. Go to the nearest Nissan. Pour it on the rocks and then drink it. Oh, wow. But that's what I'm saying. And I know every time you hang with her, you're just like, oh, I'm just one chance. Nah, no.

One day. How's felt? She do be doing out of pocket shit. She'll answer the phone on FaceTime and start playing with her tini and shit. Yeah, you know why she's doing it? She's waiting for your dumb ass to make a move. Housephone. I never even meant to her.

Make a fucking move, Housephone. Listen to me. Listen to me, house phone. It comes down to this. You got to get between her and the exit. The next time I see her, I'm going to just blogger in a corner like. Hold on. Hold on.

You're not going anywhere. Dr. Croft. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Is that what I should have done to this situation? Okay. Your girlfriend's cousin. Yes. Explain it.

You explain it. So my girlfriend's cousin is a devoted listener to No Jumper, and she's wanted to fuck House Phone for a long time. Wait, let me tell, wait, okay, I'm going to let you explain it, and then let me, let me take off. I want to explain it a little bit about it too, because like, I'm going to let me take off, and let me land. You got it. Okay, so just what I, what's cool about it to me is because she is like, all my girlfriend's friends,

I just, I still see myself as this gangly, big-nosed, goofy white dude. And I feel like. That's very accurate actually. It's pretty much the perfect description of me. But I'm afraid these girls aren't going to really take me seriously. They're like, why is she dating him? He's a fucking loser. He makes it fool of himself on the internet.

This girl, though, huge fan of fucking no jumper. And when Adam invited me on Last May to be a part of it, I felt for the first time like, fuck. One of my girlfriend's friends actually respects me as a man now. Because she loves the shit so much. She might not be FaceTiming my girlfriend late at night, getting in her ear about breaking up with me now. Wow.

Like this just turned changed it that much? I think so. I think so. So what's today going to do for you? Today is going to hopefully get house phone anal. You're going to, that's what we're going to set up right now, dude. And you know what you do?

That girl has been playing while you're doing the ante in your face time. Look at me. Look at me. She's going to wish she was her. Wait, but listen, this is why I need to let you know. Even in this situation, I actually tried. I went, I hung on with her twice. Yeah.

I got closer each time. The third time, she was going out of town, like that weekend or some shit, go on vacation. So I tried to smack. It was unsuccessful. And I never really linked her after. It's the case is warm. She still wants a piece, dude. Oh, he's saying it.

It's, you know. Wait, wait, wait, wait. They're listening right now, by the way. I know. Her and my girlfriend. Okay. I haven't even met your girlfriend. Use the tactics that you learn from AD and Dr. Crocker right now.

I'm not going to corner her. I'm not going to corner her. Look at that trap her in the fucking corner. Where are you going? Hey, look at, where you going, bitch? Hey, where you're going, bitch? Look at that camera.

Look at that camera. Look at that camera. Look at that camera. Look at that woman right now. Come on, house phone. We might have made out a couple times, you know what I'm saying? Did you blow you? No, man, nothing.

That's what I'm saying. House phone, look at that camera right now and tell it what you want to do. But listen, listen. I like that idea. Hey, go. I like that. No, listen, Danny can't be coming in here like, yeah, man. She's sure I want to fuck you when I tried to fuck and it didn't happen.

House phone. What if she was on her period or something and she just was like, it's too many hypotheticals and sometimes. That's what I'm saying. You got to run the red light. I don't know this girl. You got to do it, house phone. You can't run the red light on some girl you don't know.

You can't run the red light on a girl you don't know for the first time. That's what rubbers are for. Y'all niggas are tripping. I'm only doing that with a bitch I love. Housephone, a wise man who once said to me. If I love the bitch, I would grab the tampon string on my teeth and then spit that shit across the room. What's he talking about? No fucking red lights.

He's talking about eating sock juice. You're a sick fuck. Housephone. Look at her right now. No. Text me, shardy. I like it. Please.

Maybe a bro message for my girlfriend's cousin. She's a big fan. Come on. She's watching right now. She's watching. What's that? Say her name. Say her name.

Let's go on. Let's go on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. This is good. It's good. Let's go. I'm not doing this. So, Mia, Sophia, I know you guys are cuddled up over a bowl of popcorn. Enjoying your favorite episode of, or your favorite show, no jumper on this beautiful Tuesday evening. Housephone over here has got a message for you, Sophia. He wants to tie up some loose ends. He's going to do it right now.

Listen, my message is, let them land. DM me at House Phone, Shottie on Instagram. I'm back on there. the one with the blue check get in my DM Wait look at her Get in my eye contact I like that too Get in my DM

You can come see him What are you gonna do In the DMs I'm gonna break her in half Like a wheat then What else? She said come over I'm trying to get my cheeks

Legged She said that I said I'm jumping off The diving board I'm going deep I'm going deep I ain't trying to Fuck that bitch

I'm trying to be friends Oh I've been that nigga Ever since to begin And I'm writing BMX like my name was B again Oh One more you're on the roll You on a roll, come on

Kick a nigga like it was sweet chin Musy Okay, that was it There we go To be fair That was your fault, dating You took them into two deep and waters there Took me too deep

I was into it man I took it off I took it off but I couldn't land it No no you landed I think he was gonna DM you And I think you guys are gonna Make it happen this week Extremely hot.

She worked. What if Danny becomes your brother along the future? Bro, I would be, bro. Listen, I told T. Rell the same thing. I said, bro, I'm down to wake up in the family. So you have a sister Hunter. You got a sister? Yeah, I got a sister, nigga.

What the fuck? Oh, shit. She's your age? Older, younger? A.D.'s like, you know. You know how bad? You know how mad I'll be? Do you have any sisters?

Do you have any sisters that are my age? Yeah. I have a sister. I have a sister that's very beautiful the same age as you. What? What the fuck? How is phone? Do you a sister?

Yes, I do. How about this? Because I can do a sister in the world. Yes. Yes. The fucking swap. I asked my buddy. That's a great show.

Honestly, that's a great show I did. Sister swap. Dude, I have a good buddy foo who has a very attractive older sister. How old are we talking? She is, she's probably. She's 35. Like, AD $40 dick old? A.D. $35.

Wow. No, I don't even know what that means. Like either, but I fuck with it. Yeah. That's the old. That's how much the old lady gonna pay for your meat. No, A.D. would make sweet love to this woman. And if you fucked her, you would eat her shit on a plate.

This girl, though, like, I have a sister that people say is hot, too. And I thought because she has those big, beautiful blue eyes. She does. She's gorgeous. I mean, finish my sentence. I know she's gorgeous. Thank you. That's wrong.

So my buddy foo is always saying terrible things. Like, Danny, I'm going to pile dry of your sister's cunt behind a dumpster. And at first it hurt. At first it did hurt, but then I was like, listen, what if you and I just had sex with each other's sisters and then any negative things we were feeling about it? We would know the other person was feeling simultaneously, and therefore it would be drop.

Sister swap. A sister swap. And I think you and Housephone should get that going. I don't want to put my sister on display for this twisted game show. Come on, we got that sister swap. I would be scared of having to fade you. so I would treat your sister with the utmost respect. You know, it's crazy.

My sister's a, I don't know if he's current boyfriend or whatever. We don't like him already. No, no, no, no, no. He's actually a great guy. But, you know, it's different when your sister calls you and says, my brother is on his way over here. You know what I'm saying? Especially this AD.

I'm getting on. I'm going to be honest with you. I have to rock. He's going to bring the whole Compton. No, I'm sorry. I have to rock with my sister right or wrong. Yeah. But sometimes I can't see why my sister.

maybe, you know what I'm saying, a little unpleasant, and I try to be unbiased when it come down to that. And I also don't want to be the scapegoat him if, you know, you do something to make me, man, my brother's going to come beat you up. I don't want to put that into the world. Do you feel like Flacco and Adam treat you the same way?

In regards to what? In regards to you mess with me, I'm going to call AD. My brother, AD, is pulling up. I honestly felt that a bunch of times. Like, even like the situation with Flacco, it was like, all right, You know, Adam's like, I want you to sit in and make sure shit don't go.

And, you know. That show was wild, bro. I'm just saying. I heard about that. But I'm a team player, but I didn't got the rep over here like, AD's the bad guy. I'm like, I don't even like to do that. Let me ask you, AD. I want to do dope shit.

I don't give a fuck about confrontation. I'm not the hardest guy in the world, bro. I don't, I don't pretend to be. I'm just a person that OG suicide in the building. Hey, it's good, bro. I'm just a person that if I consider you family, like I consider these guys family, I'm going hard for you. You feel me?

And I'm going to give you advice. And if you listen to the advice, I'm a rock with you 100%. Take your up for a. Now, if you go against what I say and some actions happen, you got to stand on that as a man. But at the end of the day, bro, I'm just somebody who like to represent and just, you know, and, bro, I like to be a good person. I don't even like to be in conversation, bro. I don't care about the views. I don't care about the shits and giggles.

And, you know, even on my own platform, I like to bring authenticity to it. I don't feel like I have to be in beefs or. or anything like that to get traction or anything like that. Not at all. I like to think my personality alone is golden enough of people just to fuck with me. You know what I'm saying? For real. Yes, real, bro.

We did a live show a couple of days ago, a little, maybe three or four days ago. And I had a similar situation where I had a fan who was going crazy, bro. He was blacked out. He didn't have nobody with him. He was driving and shit. And he was fucking up other people's cars and shit. And I'm like, bro. He was hitting him?

Yeah, he was like falling on him. banging on them and shit I'm like bro that's a niggas car right there I can tell that's a black person's car I can tell if you fuck with that car bro I'm not I'm not gonna ride with you I'm not riding with you because like anything I do I'm gonna stand on it so if you're not

listening to me then yeah you can't expect me to come do the most for you know what I understand where you're coming from AD that's some real shit that's real shit man at the end of the day I feel like a lot of people overstep boundaries even realizing that they're overstepping those boundaries and it puts you in this shitty situation really fast and it could turn you know pretty normal situation very dark very

quickly so you got to just tread lightly man you got to walk on eggshells out here low-key man let me ask you a d how many people was with when 16 just straight on fucking flaco how many people was with him it was a lot of people or he had two homies with him and two homies yeah that shit could have got him And they was on the couch and best believe they jumped up initially as they should. Yeah, as they should. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? You got into it. They're supposed to do that shit. You know what I'm saying? You're a real nigga for that, bro. I understand. I understand where you're coming from, bro. Yeah.

And then, you know, even with the Flacco situation is a lot of people don't like Flacco. They say these things about him. And honestly, he got his rough edges, but Flacco's not a bad guy. Flacco's not a bad guy. He's not a bad guy at all. And it's funny as fuck, really. I love Flacco. And, you know, sometimes the fans can be cruel because,

because they don't like to give people chances. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Not at all. They don't like to get people chances. They like to dig, dig, dig, dig. And, you know, even like they say shit about lovely Gina over there, Gina's a dope. Oh my goodness.

I fucking love Gina, bro. Gina's awesome. Gina's a dope individual. You put her in the right setting. She's going to flourish. You know what I'm saying? It is what it is. And that's the same with Flacco.

I would say this about Flacco. Out of everybody had no jumper. I can talk to Flacco about. hip hop and just go back and forth for a long time. We just did the news. That was probably the longest no jumping news I ever did, bro. It was 24 minutes. And it was a healthy debate.

Me and Flacco going back and forth when it comes down to the situation. You know what I'm saying? I like that you guys work together. I don't want to ever see that go away. Even though you guys may not agree on everything. And I know sometimes you don't like the way he moves and shit. But like your perspective is really valuable, especially when you got a guy like Flacco.

together. He got to listen though, bro. I've seen AD. You guys are fucking powerful together, AD. That's all I'm saying, bro. But see, at the end of the day, he's a grown man. Yeah, true. And I can only say so much.

That's true. I'm one of the people, bro, that if I see you on the course to crash, I'm going to at least try my best to stop you, you know what I'm saying, to running into that brick wall. If I can, you know what I mean? And if you don't listen, that's on you. But at least everybody and the viewers can see that. At least he tried to help him instead of saying,

saying fuck you I don't like you you know what I'm saying that's that's also a man bro who came from a different way of life totally totally totally different way of life and you know got an opportunity he trying to make his way just like everybody else is trying to figure it out so before you put an L on anybody look at the context look at the person and look that if you was in that position how would you want people you know what I'm saying to view you damn man AD you you know what I feel like you you brought that sentiment to the office, bro. On some real shit. I was on the way out of here, bro.

He was definitely on the way out of here. You were about to quit? No jumper. Bro, this nigga. Or get fired. This man. Put it this way. Howell's phone did not give a fuck. I just didn't give a fuck, yeah. I was just going, but I was just going through so much personal shit that like

people would be wanting you to like care about you know showing up for two hours on a Tuesday when like you got some whole other shit going on. I realized though where I was. was fucking up bad was I wasn't communicating. And like, for someone to keep giving you that many chances, that's where I, like,

I had my niggas fucked up. And honestly, shout out to OG suicide. Shout out to AD. Shout out to my fucking, fucking, my nigga preach. Shout out to everyone that took the time. Shout out to John. Shout out to fucking Josh, man.

My fucking twin, bro. Josh is really, man, listen. Shout out to Laura. Like, honestly, like, these people really all believed in me still. and really like, you know, push me to like get back on that shit. And I can't thank y'all enough, man. Honestly.

AD is really my family for real, bro. That's family. And then, too, like, we put shit in context, bro. Like, you know, there's a lot of people that are here that are doing dope shit that are going from this get other opportunities to do dope shit. But it's a blessing to be and talk to, get to talk to a potential 4 million subscribers. You know what I'm saying? And that's important.

and we have a voice. And, you know, a lot of times we may be like, I don't feel like doing this and doing that. But there's people, bro, who would kill that as opportunity. And there's people that watch us, bro, that watch us and just listening to us, bro, will stop them from feeling like they got to commit suicide. There's people that hit me up every day like, damn, bro. You make, you just listening to you, you may work go by, man.

You know, the sanity part of it is like, damn, you do this. You do this. Somebody said it to me last night about description. we did at your house. Bro, that's real... Tap into community clips. Tap into community clips. But even like last night,

we had a real human moment, bro. You know what I'm saying? I lost my grandma. She's on this side. You know what I'm saying? You know, that was my best friend. And, you know, Housephone had been going through

a situation with his mom right now and Pund lost his mom. And we just having a real conversation, bro. And I ain't going to lie. I want to do it, bro. We have 5,000 people watching. Hey, he started talking.

Housephone, his voice started crack. I was like, I was like, a nigg is. Hey, a nigga tried to throw a joke out there and change the situation. And even after the stream was done, I was like, damn, man, I almost cried. He was like, no, you and I was going to fucking crying. Hey, make sure you all tap in to the community clips, man.

Make sure y'all watch me and AB cry on stream, man. But it was some real shit, though, bro. But it's a real moment. And it kind of goes back to, like, the jokes that you make and shit like that. You know, a lot of times, we may not see things out of eye. race and other stuff, but we come together in tragedy. We come together in family sickness. We come together in death.

We come together. We can all agree. You know what I mean? I think you and I probably see eye to eye on most stuff. It just, I made some shitty jokes. You just got a shitty way of projecting it. Yeah. Yeah, that's true, man.

That's true. But this has been great. And I mean, that fucking opening to a podcast, that was a hot 10 minutes. That was great. That was great. Were you nervous at all at one point? You know, I could see in AD that he actually wasn't furious with me

and he didn't hate me. I could see that he just wanted to work this out. He wanted to get down to the bottom of it. I could see that it was 75%. What's up with you, dude? And 25 percent, let's make some fucking content. And I wanted to play back into it a little bit and not completely just be like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And yeah, because I mean, I know

the whole time, even the dumb shit I said, I'm not a bad racist person. And I've never used that word in any sort of hateful context. So, but yeah, I totally understand where you're coming from too. Where some of the shit that I do, it's hard to see that. And just always remember, bro, and even like me saying something to you, you know what I'm saying? Even if I don't personally feel like I want to go crazy or go hard, I have a whole community of people that's watching me. And, you know, if I let one thing slip, it may affect a whole group of people when I have the opportunity to project this and give that message out.

And I think going forward with your content, always be mindful of who you're touching, you know what I mean, the ramifications for it. You know what I'm saying? Because you seem like a great guy. I don't think, you know what I'm saying? You look at bigger women and, you know, your goal is to hurt. You got to get some big pussy, Beau. No, but I don't think your goal is to hurt them. I don't think your content.

My goal's to beat up those cheeks, too. Okay. But I don't think your goal is not to hurt anybody. Yeah. You're just saying things to be funny, but I'm pretty sure a lot of your content probably hurt some things. Yeah, it does. It for sure does. And I don't want to be too, I don't want to say to myself, hey, if anything you do hurts anybody, it's not okay. You can't post that because you guys know damn well. The conversations we've had about getting pussy this afternoon probably would offend five million people in the United States. So they're in a corner. So that's, yeah, exactly. Fucking fire escape blocker crock over here. Make sure all exes are blocked. Yeah. So it is. And I, and I don't, it's. It's. And I don't, it's.

It seems kind of arrogant for me to bring up the line that great comedians talk about. Where is the line of offensiveness? Because what I was doing in 2019, I'm not Jerry Seinfeld trying to find the line. I'm some punk YouTuber being a dickhead. I understand that. But now in the work, you do have to find the line between is this offensive, too offensive, or is this just flat boring content? And you guys know that sometimes we do accidentally say shit that's not great in search of that.

Me? especially you what you said to my about my girlfriend's cousin was fucking unacceptable fucking unacceptable you're a piece of shit house phone I said that she looked hot

yeah you're a good guy I'm joking I just want to clarify though just so no one's confused when I say block the escape route no bro you meet it all I'm saying is the first

15 seconds of an interaction she doesn't know who you are from Adam Right? She doesn't know what's going on, but you got to give her enough time by blocking her escape, bro. Or putting yourself in the field of vision. So you want to, you want to instill fear into her that she has nowhere to go. No. She has no exit. And she has no way of avoiding you. Do not do what Croc's doing. Listen, all I'm saying, if you can, turn off the light switch. She should know you're a real niggie. You're not a pussy. You're really trying to talk to her. You know what I'm saying? What is she really don't want to talk to you? How is she supposed to know that? If she's just meeting you at a Starburst

A fire's happening She's trying to get to her car Listen, the point is You get in front of her, man What if she got to... All you got to do is is two steps She's trying to go here, boom You can catch a charge for that

You are... For real? This is called entrapment, bro. I think there's a sexual harassment somewhere No, I'm just kidding I'm just kidding You're gonna get a kidnapping charge, bro That was all cap

That was all cap, that was all cap, A.D. Nose, straight cap He's a guy, he's cap, he's cap. King Croc's is fucking mad, huh? Hey, you're fucking hilarious, dog. King Croc, I love the idea of a dating show. And King Croc's been doing stand-up, dude, get this. We took King Croc down to a comedian named Ryan Long Show in San Diego,

sold out fucking comedy club, full of people. We decide for content last minute. We're throwing King Crook on stage. He's got to do five minutes, completely fucking improvised stand-up comedy. That sounds amazing. Most people, me included, would be trembling with nerves, bumble about trying to say funny stuff,

get a bunch of yawn, eye rolls, people maybe even walking out, leaving the club. King Crock goes up there, totally fucking fearless, and slays with no material, just wins them over with pure fucking confidence and mind control. I love that.

Fucking made an entire club of people in San Diego die laughing. The guy's a prodigy. You're going to pursue stand-up. That was my first stand-up show ever. I've only done two so far, Ad-D. You're a hilarious sitting right now. Hey, dude, you might want to be my homie, bro.

I'm just saying. Hey, I will support you and I'll come to your stand-up, crap. You honestly are fucking hilarious. We're sitting right here with you, and you're fucking hilarious. Yeah, you're funny as helpful. I can see you. Both of you guys is funny. I like you over guys.

You start talking about, we got to film some more content. Well, you're coming to, you coming to Compton. Dude, that's blowing up. If we're going to Compton, that's going to be fucking huge. Huge. How much you're going to donate to Compton when we bring you? Oh, I think you think I might have more money than I actually do. Let's put a little, let's just put a little number on it.

Yeah. So we'll definitely be throwing in a new coat of paint for the MLK Memorial. Okay. And other than that, you know what? I actually have a good buddy Brooks, who's an artist. Maybe he can go do something sick down there. Brooks Kosovo. That's fire.

Shot out to Brooks. Yeah. I don't know. We'll figure this out. But if you and I go to comp, then it's going to be big. We got to bring OG suicide too. O.G. King Croc could come down with us?

Of course. Can we do the king? Can we do for the love of Croc? Love that. Bro, that's a cold and idea for it. I want to be a. I mean, I want to be a host. For the love of crock?

I'm going to be on a panel where I pick who gets to be your girlfriend at the end. I second that too. He just pick an Asian girl because that's what he likes. So that's what preference, Asians. I love Asian women. I'm not going to lie. I'm a bit of a weave. I'm a bit of a nerd.

I told you earlier I've been cursed. You are a weeb swat with high intelligence. He goes to, he's going to the anime. You sound like a fucking anime. Oh, you know what anime is? No, I told, man. Oh, man. Niggia.

You sound like a... I got Norato tatted on me, man. You sound like a... What? Really? I see that later. That's crazy. You sound like to take my pants

though. I ain't doing that. No, no. No, no. No. Man, sauce. When I wear my little tiny shorts, it's different. That's crazy.

You sound like one of the fucking niggas at the boxing match. Like, he just threw a right punch. Holy shit. Right punch. At the boxing match. That's a good profession. What's that? Honestly.

I mean, being a ring announcer? That's what it is in the announcer. Bruce Banner. Bruce Buffer Bruce Buffer There you go 30 seconds left in the round Yes, yes

Bro He's hit with the left Oh my God He might be down Oh, it's a roundhouse To the head He's down 10, 9, 8, 7

6 He's back up T.J. Dillerson Oh my God, he's hit with the counter Bro, you great at that Crop! Crock, you just

Crayed. Crock, you're fucking crazy. Wow, that was great. Fucking Joe Rogan, Daniel Pormier. Somebody's out of a job here. King, you're in front of. That was fucking amazing.

Wow, that was great, bro. Just go on stage and do that. Yeah. A.D., you ever done stand-up before? No, people been telling me try it. I was like, I don't know. You're funny as hell, bro. Have you guys seen the roast me shit?

Oh, that was mad. I saw you react to it, bro. I did four episodes this season. How the fuck's four? I see like two. I didn't even know you did two more. I don't know what roast me is. I did a season finale, everything.

It's with All-Def. It's on caffeine. You know what I mean? Mostly all African-A-Mirin comedians. You know what I'm saying? We sit here at a desk and we just throw jokes at each other. Pre-written? Just try to, no.

Some of it would be written, but, you know, off the fly, off-the-fly just roast each other and have a great time. You know what I mean? Shout to all the guys at All-Def. Shout to all the people at caffeine. Shout to everybody. Thank you for having me multiple times. You killed it.

You killed it the two times I see. Hopefully I'll come back, you know what I'm saying? Next season, y'all mean. Shout to my God, Brandon T. Lewis. Bro, Capone. And let me say this. The let me land shit comes from roast me. Let's be correct.

Oh, does it? That's from Booke upon. Shout out to Buchampon. He says, let me land. You know what I'm saying? So we got to keep it real and let it know where it came from. No, no. Hey, listen, we always respect the innovators.

Always respect the OGs. Respect. Who did it first? Always. That's always my motto, man. You got a show love, man. Agreed, man. A fucking kick-ass show, huh?

Oh, that was, that was dope. I think we had a great show. Hey, you know Shorty's Instagram? Yeah, I got you. You're giving it to me right now. Hey, that is the No Jumper show, man. Watch at the end of the day tomorrow. Danny, plug your shit.

Crock, plug your shit. Yeah, I'm Danny Mollett on YouTube. There you go. Hey, Crock. I'm King Crock BBC on Instagram. Yeah, King Crock BBC did. I'm about to launch my channel. with the Patreon.

You guys can support me. But right now, check me on on Instagram. King Crook, BBC. King, I'm about to follow you right now, bro. That's it. I follow you back. I'm going to follow both of y'all. You already did, dude.

Yeah, you follow me. Cool, cool, cool. I got to follow you, AD. Come on. That's for show. Let's get it. That's a no jumper show. Let's get it.