No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 159

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

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getting money they're getting zero bread if a d was a pirate he would give jack sparrow head if you keep doing porn you'll have sterile head i'm gonna be homeless in a week i'm gonna be living in the shed damn house won't need some bread i got the bread i just got nowhere to go oh that bitch on figaro acting like she don't ho i'm watching with the swear words oh wait you can't say that one no watch it with the b word buddy watch it with that word guys i thought you a waffle house hat on. That's an awful lot of cough syrup. That's an awful lot of waffle house.

I think he did that flip already. Well, not official, not in partnership with the brand. No, no, no, no, definitely not. But damn, you know what he should do? That's an awful lot of Rosco's. Mmm. You think Roscoes is open to collaborations? Why would they not be?

Can we get quiet on the set? Quiet on the set, guys. They're having a little sewing circle over there. What does that mean? Talking about sewing. That's what... I thought that was like some like weird. I've never seen women just sewing.

Listen, I thought that was like some weird, some weird black girl analogy or something. It's a figure of speech. That's what women would do back in the day. They would get together. They would sew and they would talk S-H-I-T about each other. Back in your day? Not in my day, necessarily. What about the book club?

My mom has been in many book clubs. Back in the 1910s? That's how she still makes friends. She moves to town. She joins a book club. Really? I heard they go there and just talk about their husbands. I think for her that's probably less of a thing.

You just think that because it's your dad. No, I think because once you're post-menopausal, you probably lose interest in relationships to a certain extent to your thing. They don't want to pop it? Didn't your parents move here? Well, you know. My parents did move here, yeah.

Like, not that long ago, right? My mom joined a book club. And that's the first thing she did when she got off the plane? You don't think your parents still get cracking. They son do porn. This is crazy. That horny jean comes from them. I hope they do.

Why are we talking about this? Given my dad's energy levels, I'm not optimistic. He's using it just for one time of day. It's all they got to do. If I find a honeypack in his bedroom, I'm going to be pissed. What would you do if you found a rubber and your parents? Why would they need a rubber?

Probably try it on. If it fits, you must have quit. You know what else fits? Fashion over. I got some fashion of a shorts on right now and they feel amazing. I'm not going to lie to you. This might be your dribbiest fit. I try to always have one fashion of an item on.

Yeah, usually it's your black socks. Usually. Anyway, shout out to Fashion Nova. Is your drippy as fit? Back to my parents having sex. Yeah, let's talk about it. Let's get into it. Yeah, but...

I have a video on my phone, you want to see? No, what? My parents took it up. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you serious? No, obviously not. I'm about saying. You're probably like, let up. Lenn up.

The title's going to be amazing. Let's monetize it. Check this out. You are fucking disgusting. I'm going to be real with you. I feel like your mom is such a nice lady. Your fit today is kind of like glasses Malone if he was into dudes.

What? Don't put that on, Genevary. And don't put that on me either. I'm just a template for what I'm talking about. Hopefully he doesn't feel like that's a stray or anything. So you just... That's a stray. You just called me Gay Malone?

Well, that would be a pretty hard name. That's what you just called me. Gay's this Malone. Huh? No offense. Yeah, but... Have you guys seen All-Money Suspect on Monday? I don't see this Monday.

They're saying... I've seen him on your show. They're saying he's like a little bit wilder T-Rell. Wilder T-Rill. A little bit... He's just wild with like, you know, some of the rants he goes on, talking about everything is gay and stuff.

I mean, that's gay is his thing. He does kind of remind me of T-Rail, especially in the way that he is already so comfortable hating on Flocko. That don't need to be the thing, though. Yeah. I know. I almost want to, like, let him know.

Like, everybody's like a little less contentious because he's really like, shit and I'm like blasted him. But Flacco loves him. If it's a good balance, then keep him. Flacco's going to call him like the best West Coast rapper there ever was.

Oh yeah, he's going to do some dick riding like that, yeah, for sure. I don't know what kind of dick riding remark he has already made to him. But no, I mean, I watched the first hour of the Monday show. I got to keep watching the rest of it. But I have seen a lot of comments and stuff saying that they like the dynamics. So that that might...

Of Almighty suspect in them or both the people. I'm not sure. I know it's two people. But the suspect comments are super good. I actually just did an interview with SETI Nash. Really? Yes. That's lit. I honestly always thought that that suspect was fucking hilarious. So it's good to see him on camera. Gay rant is is hilarious. Classic. No, honestly, that's gay. Okay. You could enjoy it even as a gay activist. That's big. Okay. If we've been honest, like, I was very surprised that Gina views had never seen this. clip she never seen little wayne kissed bird man i'm like you're such a fake hip hop like how are you miss misses hip hop that's like not knowing who j z is damn damn you know i wonder if duno's in

i don't think so i don't think duno was like fucking like two years old you know probably rubbed one out to it duna was literally like two when that happens let you know like how great little wayne's career has been because people just like oh we don't care i i just bro no the the one where he specifically kissed him on 106 in Park, I was looking for that and I couldn't find it. Can you just at least admit? You made a song. It does. You made a song called Bro Top. Facts,

but you're actually gay. Can you just admit? I didn't make that a song. You admit. I didn't make that a song, by the way. Just admit for one moment of time. You don't have to keep saying this after the fact, but just admit. That what? That it was kind of hard. That he kissed? The smooch. It was kind of like, it was something

gangster about it. It was something, Bob boss shit because the Italian That's where you got they got it right because that's what the fucking mob on the mouth The mob they did not kiss each other on the mouth It's in the godfather and shit dude I didn't know that that's how I took it as like I thought it was on the cheek

We are so We're so gangster and we're so not worried about being called gay That we're gonna smooch each other on the list You would love that you love that being the rule Turk spoke about it and he said They all used to do that shit It wasn't gay to them That's what I'm saying I mean

They all used to kiss each other I ain't going to say the whole conglomerate, but he said, like, they weren't gay. You could kiss your kid up until, I mean, whatever age you feel like. I'm not kissing my son in middle school. I'm sorry. Okay, yeah. I feel like what, like five, like five is like maybe stop kissing the kid. Listen, I don't.

Is that too long? I haven't. No, it's definitely not too long. Okay. I think you can kiss him past that realistically. What? Fatherly love. In the mouth.

Yeah. I mean, a little smooch. Like a little peck. I mean, honestly, though, it does start to. feel weird at a certain point. I would probably just go forehead or cheek. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's, that's just like, like my son is three. I can't, I can't see me like kissing him. Yeah. A couple years ago. I felt that. Like, not. Yeah, I felt that. Yeah. I don't know. I don't got kids. So I'm like, I'm just going off of what y'all say. Let's be real. The reason why it's weird is because

a kiss has multiple meanings. There's the kiss that you do on a cheek or to a loved one or to your mom on the forehead. Whatever. To the homies. I see, right? And then there's, and then there's kissing. There's making out, like the thing that you only do with a person that you are sleeping with. And so that's why, like, I'm giggling. AD's talking about kissing his kid, and I'm still kind of giggling because it's the same word for a thing that is very, very different in different contexts, right? But look, okay, I think the little Wayne shit is, like, looked at so weird because it's not his actual dad.

He damn near raised him, though. But that's what they were saying. They were saying we are so gangster that we will smooch each other. What happened, Gina? Come here, come here. No, don't come here. Just tell us. She didn't know about it until she saw the video.

Well, that's what, yeah. I thought it was like to see everything. You thought it was like a rumor? Oh, so she thought it was a tall tale. That should exist, though. That should exist, though. I've seen it. She thought it was a tall tale.

She thought that they didn't really smash. I can find it if I really looked. There was a lot of tall tales. She thought it was like Britney Spears with the 13 types of cum in her belly. No, they said that about Lil Kim. Oh, see, maybe in Compton, but in Hapsbrandtown town. Wait, who was it? It was Britney Spears?

It was the same. It was the same. In Hashbrown town, it was like, did you hear? Britney Spears had her stomach pumped and they found. They said that about Little Kim. They said that about Little Kim for show. For some reason, that rumor was just irresistible to young people during the 90s. Wow, yeah, gentrified it? I think we, I'm guessing you took it from us.

We know. about that. Right. That Sierra had multiple genitalias at the same time? Sierra does not. I seen that right in video. I said news. What about Bow Wow?

She's all woman. Was that a rumor? I don't know. Chris Lighty? B2K definitely got molested, right? I don't know. By Chris Lighty? I just remember as a young kid hearing that Baowel got molested as like a rumor that I never

saw confirmed. I don't know about that, but let's keep it real. Behind the scenes, there's a lot of, it's definitely a lot of crazy stuff going on. A lot of molestation? Probably, bro. Think about that. What do you know? Think about those.

you're protecting? They were young. Epstein. Nick, you think Epstein is your goddamn dad. He got a partner for the motherfucker. I don't think my dad knows Epstein for the record. Oh. He knows him. He was on the list. I should ask him right now.

Did you ever go to the island? Hey, that was funny when Andrew Shultz is talking about that, though. He said that Adam's dad was recruiting high school. Why are you bringing up old shit? Fuck you, Nick. I can bring out. Glad flashback. He don't like it Is that why

Was that a soft spot? He's just like Remember back in the day Two weeks ago? Today All right So let's Remember yesterday

In the room Let me tell you how this went down For me So I shot my shot Last weekend Not this weekend The one before

And I DMed the game And I said And I said this blind Because I saw he He was doing a few interviews I figured why not, I'll shoot my shot I said, yo, do an interview with me it'll be the best interview you ever done.

It'll shit on all these other interviews. Now, at that time, I had not seen any of the other interviews. I was really just saying that. You still feel that way. No, because I actually watched Drink Champs, and that was good. That was a pretty good one. And then I watched Nelk, and it was like... He did Nelke?

Yeah, it was more of a bunch of random white kids asking game questions about his career that I already knew the answers to, but you know, it is what it is. But anyway, so he said, let's do it. So I start thinking, and I was actually with Josh. So Josh got to see my thought process.

At first, I was like, I'm going to do it alone. Then I was like, no, I'm going to ask AD and T. We're able to do it too. But then I was like. Some reinforcements. Some reinforcements. Make me seem cooler. Then I thought, well, I should ask him first.

So I asked him, and he said, I think we should do a 101. Which then I was leave the niggins at home. I was immediately thankful that I didn't say it to you guys because that would have felt kind of scummy. No, I wanted to hit him up But here I am telling you about it afterwards Nah, that's the homie, like Bro, nigga put me on my first album ever

That's my, that's my homie for life I honestly think I was like It was definitely one of the best interviews I ever did Really? It was amazing I rarely hear you see that If he wants to, if he ever wanted to do podcasting He got a million stories

We did talk about it I said if you start podcasting You'd be one of the top five rap podcasts right away And he said I'll be one of the top five podcast period Wow So he's coming for Joe Rogan's title. But can we, can we be honest?

I'm gonna play flaco here. A lot of people be thinking that he be either over-exaggerating stories. I'm not saying this from personal. I've seen this be reiterated in comments and stuff like that. They will say that he's either over-exaggerating a story or just completely making up story.

What did he exaggerate? I don't know. People say that like anytime I see a clip of him that goes viral. Some people say, niggas be saying that shit about all of us. They say that shit about me. They be like, oh, that they're lying. I'd be like, bro, like.

That's, that's what. one thing that I never I agree. You feel what I'm just making shit up. No, I was like, bro, some niggas live different type of lives, bro. Yeah, it's like. Experience different stuff.

So like certain shit and let's be real. Some people do exaggerate certain stories stuff like that. But bro, it'd be like behind the scenes, bro, people be seeing shit and be living dope. And you gotta think about how long the game has been famous, how long he has been relevant,

how long he, like, nigga, he came out the game, his first, like, out the gate, his first out. When he came out, there was the only other competition that he had was Gorilla Black at the time. Like, he grew up at a time. He blew that out of the water. It was no West Coast artist, like, out at all.

Shot out of the Gulf. He went to jail. Blew that out of the water. Really? Yeah, that's what that time. Yeah. For scammer. He did a fan time.

No way. Yeah, yeah. Niget, remember he had that barbershop on Rosecrans. I was there every weekend. So it was a little niggie. Kiki Pops used to work there. Really? He ran in that motherfucker.

Remember we had that big argument? about who was more popular at their height Garol Black or AD? AD's like pulling up monthly listeners is not I think he had you

being monthly listeners from that one song from that one song overall. I have a month of listeners. I can't remember but

you definitely have more monthly listeners now if you didn't. I mean Guerrilla Black was signed. I still do 100K is a different facts

different level but honestly I had to put some respect on AD's name one time because you know how the fans you know the fans would be trying to like

put nigga like this is when we first met And I was thinking I was like I was like I was like I got more streams or some shit than that nigger some shit like that I must have looked at bro Spotify and I was like never fucking my that nigga had one you have one song that had more streams in my entire catalog. It's probably one of the YG songs right. Bro it had like 15 million or some crazy shit. You know what's weird about that? That's my that's my most video views I got. It's 21 million.

But song wise on Spotify, no. 21 million How do we go from me interviewing the game to 80 Spotify stats Because it's content legends man

I've been back in a studio I'm going to start dropping every week like every week real for real for us Come on man Listen you sit You sitting on like Radio smashes

Well now I'm about to start dropping shit every week I'm about to have all my homies I'm a rapper homies I got songs everybody about to start dropping and I'm about to do that shit on Nickas man

Honestly you got shit Just to let them know Like nigga I can do this I rap better than you knickers Well Adam about to come shit on us I don't lie. Adam can wrap his ass off. Adam really be spilled. You look at a little tan too today.

I don't know why, bro. You wanted some melanin. I went out in the sun a little bit. Yeah, I guess you could say that. Yeah, you know, got a little spray tan. Hit the pool. Josh brought this ill floaty, so I was able to just lay back and float in the pool. Imagine Josh bringing floaties through.

Josh brought a floaty through. You do got a nice-ass pool, bro. Hit up Josh, like, yo, bring the floaties. You're pooled nicest. When are you going to invite us over to put our smelly balls in your pool? I don't want to put no balls. I sent out the bat signal in the group chat before. I remember Vell showed up and it was just me.

Lennett. No, he was throwing eggs. That one, no, that was Easter. That was an Easter. No, but it was just me, Lena, and Parker, and then Vell sitting over in the corner smoking a blunt. Well, I said, smoking a blunt. Parker didn't hit the blunt.

So you exaggerating the story's there. She passed it, though. She was past it. Shut the fuck up. CPS! Just kidding. No, but Vell was just there smoking a blunt. okay well we got to we got to plan out like a like a bro barbecue or something what are y'all

doing for my birthday you're not going to show up i'm yeah you're not sure enough to your own yes i am yeah the old me maybe last year maybe not you're way you're way better i was talking to somebody the other day they were like man house phone fucking called me the other day five in the morning he was so fucked up did i some who is somebody no comment i don't like to reveal my sources it had to be vell you're on the pokey again no well first of all i was never on the You put in a fent order? No, no, no, but I got a little lit. It was a little leo season, you know what I'm saying?

We had a little celebration. What did you do? I got a little drunk. I did a little coke. No. That's a little bit. It was just a little bit. I did stop it.

It was just a little bit. He just did something and then he stopped it. Yeah. He just lets me down. I was just being honest. At least you want me to lie? I'm not going to lie to you. No, we appreciate the honesty.

We just also want you to cut it out. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. I promise. Let me ask you something. Like, I didn't, like, stay up for, like, two days But I was just, like, I was just like,

At least do you test it when you do it? With what? Nigger, that fit. That fit is bad, bro. That's like testing your tequila. All right, bro. I'm just kidding. Okay, you're, I know people personally that,

yeah, definitely test your job. All you got to do is take a little water cap and, and what, you put the shit and you put the strip in it, bro. You send it to DJ dabs and you say, yo, is this legit? I've done that before. A kid had a pint. I had a lyrical, or not a lyrical lemonade, but at No Jumper, like, I did like a fucking meet green.

The thing in Chicago, right? In Chicago, we were selling merch and I'm taking pictures with the fucking fans, whatever. I took like 300 photos in a row, and one kid has a pint, and I had the lyrical lemonade soda, and he's just like, do you want to pour up with me? And I'm like, fuck, all right, I just took 200 photos. Yeah, I guess I'll pour up with you, random guy.

And so we pour it up. I sip it a couple times, but at the same time, I texted the DJ Debs. I'm like, yo, what do you think of this bottle? He goes, that's fake abort mission. What? After you already had sipped it? I'd already sipped it a little bit.

It's not like anything happened. I actually still totally... Did your imagination make you feel high? I definitely felt like I had drank Lane, even though he said it was fake. But, I mean, it being fake doesn't mean that it's nothing in it. You probably, like, it just probably tired you out. Sprinkle some Zanz on there. The average layman's not going to know the difference.

The average, what man? Layman. What does that mean? It's like someone who doesn't know anything. Yeah. Never heard of this term. Yeah. I swear to God.

You're a lay man. The old simple lay, man. It's also the guy selling chips. Oh, the lays, man. Do you like a bag of plain lays? No, never. You never go home with a yellow sack? No.

That and the regular frittos. That's the weird about it. Yeah. What kind of fri-dos you get? Chili cheese. What? You don't fuck with those? I like the plane.

I like the, and I hate to say it, but I like the blue lays. The, uh, sea salt. sea salt ones? No, honestly. Okay, okay, which Doritos, nacho cheese, or cool ranch? Nacho cheese. The cool ranch ones are butts. I'm new to Doritos. I've only really been eating them like the last like five, six years. So I'm still

kind of trying to figure out where I stand. You've been eating Doritos your whole life. They didn't exist in Hashriott. They were too exotic. Were there? They probably were Zazaa back then. So what were the chips that you had back in your day? Tortilla. No, plain lays. Maybe ruffles. We didn't even have tortilla. Plano.

Tertia chips were too exotic for Hasbrown You don't understand. Do they even make plain ruffles? Yeah. Yeah, they said they make plain ruffles. Well, they're salted, but they're mostly plain there's like original flavor. Do they have unsalted ruffles? No, I only see the sour cream onion ones.

That's what I'm saying. I never even seen, though. You need to open your goddamn eyes. There's plenty of chips out there. They do got them because you got to get the plain ruffles with the dip, the ruffle dip. Hey, when you dip, I dip, I dip, we dip. You remember that? Put my hand.

Put your hands up on my head. Did that go to hash around down? Oh, of course. not doing the hokey pokey around that motherfucker? I was dirty dancing of that shit. Dirty dancing? Like you're out of school dancing and you're grinding on a girl? Like you're really horny.

I would love. Definitely was not doing it. You want to fuck, but you're 14 and there's nowhere you can fuck. What you're doing a waltz at your school? I would pay thousands of dollars to see you grinding up what a girl. It's happened. Multiple times at school dances, the teachers or whoever had to come up and like basically sort of like, you know, separate me and my building.

Grand Mason again. Bro, you're horny. I'm trying to help everyone. And the school dance is dirty dancing, grinding. Josh, have you ever witnessed this? No. Push it to the head. All your teachers are dead.

They had to separate. They had to move us apart. I was getting so into it. You're a fucking horny bastard. You're 14. You can't fuck. There's no way. Where are you going to do it?

I ain't going to like growing up. Our school dances was crazy. Yeah? Yeah. You guys were probably shooting each other. No, I'm talking about. This is like a pretty re-haired Yeah, that's what I'm going to say

Genuine and all that I want to text you Until you fast asleep Did they dagger in Compton? No one's dagger Basically Why do you know about that? What's the how much?

What you just did was completely foreign to me I have no idea To me it looks like you just had a seizure A bitch jump on your lap And she's just shaking her shit You go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That's a nice no jumper shirt, by the way. I just want to throw that out.

That shirt is fucking fire. These are my good home boys, you know what I'm saying? Homemade fame, man. Shout to my nigga, Drew. Bro. Do you know how many brands? We might have made a shirt with the exact same basketball hoop with the thing moving. Like, I feel like everybody.

Do you know how many brands stole that this exact design? You hop on Google images and you search basketball hoop, and I feel like there's one that everybody gravitates towards. This is a concept basketball. Because I've seen a lot of different shirts. with the same ish basketball hoop including ours. But like even the font and all that.

Nojumber.com. Look, even the font and all that, you know what that's from originally? That's from the fucking like Kanye pastel brand that never came out. You know you gave me my first shirt from them? From home homemade femi? Yeah.

Home. I think it's home feme. It's home family. Homey femmy. Shout out of Drew, man. I don't know. I went to the warehouse, man. They got a lot of shit.

Yeah, they probably got a lot of shit. Does that mean like girl, boy? or something? Yeah, it does. I'll only say that because you got a girl and a boy on your... Whoa.

On your... A dude? Yeah. Yo, look at Josh hitting us with the breaking news. Put us in the corner, Josh. The Breffles Club, as you know it, is officially over.

Angelouyee. We've all been wondering for years and years and years what was going to happen because you've been able to feel... Charlemagne's gone. DJ envy Charlemagne and Angelou Yee. Kind of growing apart,

becoming less and less cool. The Gucci Main situation was definitely a factor and all that. Yeah, definitely. I mean, that was clearly... She felt, like, disrespected or something? I mean, he called her, like, what, a stupid ass hoe on camera in front of Charlotte? Wasn't that years ago?

It was, but I'm saying... That was so long ago. That was a moment where we got to sort of see inside their dynamic, because it was just kind of obvious that they weren't as tight as people might have assumed at that moment. And I feel like since then, people have kind of been wondering when they might go their separate ways because they all obviously carry a lot of value as a unit. But meanwhile, if you go your separate ways And you can get 100% of the money

Of what you're doing on your own Yeah, no, dead to fuck out And especially with Charlemagne being gigantic Fuck no jump out One of the realest things I ever seen on the Reddit Was AD manages to make himself The main character in every single conversation Yes

So let's work on that Anyway, but the breakfast club That's really is the question That's crazy Okay, but Charlemagne is doing so much shit on his own. How does he even have time? Well, it's kind of like,

is it that biggest sacrifice to continue doing something that clearly has two other people as partners in it? Or at a certain point, does it just become like, why even fucking bother? I think it's more of a radio thing.

Yeah, and it's just like a... But they're very multimedia. They're on revolt. They're on YouTube, you know? It's a stable, though. But if you really think about it, like... Oh, them having to put in all the time to do radio and shit.

When's the last time, like, you really sing like a good, like breakfast club interview. Like we used to, I used to watch Breakfast Club interviews as much as I watched no jumper interviews. It felt like, it don't seem like they do that and more like that.

Like if you really think about it, it felt like they were more of a player a couple years ago and that because like once you have the deal and you're locked in, it takes a certain something for you to really fight to get every amazing interview.

And it's kind of felt like for a while the Breakfast Club maybe wasn't super concerned with getting all these top interviews like they were for a certain period time? I don't know. Maybe podcast were on it. The more podcasts came, a lot, like a lot of less radio shows became, like, prominent. Yeah, people stopped, like, watching those ones that, because, like, think about it, that was the only option you had at first was to watch a breakfast club. But I still like the breakfast club. If you're an artist and you want to make a splash, it's still,

like, pretty much one of your best bets. If you have something new that you want to make to the table. You have your mainstream. And, I mean, they definitely lost track of the underground, that long fucking time on the ground for sure. But it's not like that was. They got classics, though. they definitely have classics. They really do. The question is like, okay, do you see DJ Envy having like a successful rapper interview podcast on his own if he chooses to go that direction? Envy being rich for a long time.

But can he do that? He needs the dynamic of Charlemagne to bounce off of the Olympics. We all know that Charlemagne is going to be huge. If tomorrow it's the Charlemagne show and it's just him interviewing rappers, we know it's going to be huge. Angelo Yee or DJ Envi is definitely like a lot less clear that that's the case. He got the lip service. Her shit been doing good too.

Yeah, I'm sure she's doing good. I don't think I ever seen one episode of lip service, though. I went on it with Black Dave. Did you? You was on it? Me and Black Dave went on there and got drunk. That's fire. Shut up to Black Dave.

And we were, like, talking to Stephanie Santiago and just, like, looking at her. She sounds amazing. I don't know who that is, but. I don't know Envy do some car shows. That sounds, she sounds like she got a fat ass. But yeah. And we couldn't remember until after the interview that she did Joe Buda and then we should have asked her about.

Oh, no. Because you got to ask. You've got to find a way to ask what Joe. Always got to ask. But no, but yeah, like, I don't know if I'm necessarily tuning in to a DJ Envy on his own interview. Like, DJ Envy Interview Soja Boy. This is the new, am I watching that? This is the new dynamic is that it's like there's so many fucking people doing interviews that it's like the interviews that people can get that actually matter.

Those get a lot of attention. And then there's certain dynamics. Like, for instance, the game has already done a bunch of fucking interviews over the past couple months. I feel like my dynamic, people will tune in to watch me. That'll be a big interview. When you guys sit down with Wiz, I feel like that's a fucking big interview. Even though Wiz does enough interviews that not all of his interviews are gigantic. He does ones that maybe don't really get that much attention or whatever, but you guys got like 1.5 million views sitting down with them because you get to see Wiz in a different light.

It's because the dynamic, like you say. And that's kind of like where the game is at now, where it's like you have to either be creating a dynamic where people want to see that person in that fucking world sitting and talking to these hosts. Like with Flagrant. Flagrant interviews, Jake Paul or whatever, and they get like 2 million views. Jake Paul's done a million fucking interviews, but people want to see their

environment because they know Andrew Schultz's funny. They know he's going to fuck with the person that he's going to bring up funny shit so they can get a lot of views even if their guest is not necessarily the biggest guess. You got a million views with me and Leonard. Losers. Stop it. Stop it, bro.

Complete and total losers. Bums really. You do numbers, especially when you do, like, when the content is focused on you outside of no jumper. From what I see, it always looks really good. How about the fact that Lena on her new podcast, touchy subject, which you guys, shall check out on YouTube and other podcasts and services. Shout out to her. Lena did a three-hour interview with Heather Sanders the other day. While Tiny Cuss sat on the fucking couch and watched. And she already- On the porn couch?

No, different couch. Sick fuck. Fucking disgusting. They already, she's already nervous. about her podcasting. Yes. Why? Because she's brand new to it

and everything. And now she's got T.R. She holds a very good conversation, though. Most of the time when I talk to her about T.R. It's just like, oh, hey, listen, there's this asshole at my office. Is that what you say about all? Yeah, he definitely goes.

You know he goes home. Not you guys, but T.R.R. For sure. I'm like, he's the meanest. He's crazy. He's emotional. He's lashing out of people. And he's sitting on the couch.

And she's knowing that he's a very, very harsh critic. He's not. Who's a person that you complain about the moment? Most Atlanta. Is it T-Rill? T-Rill, for sure. Or me. Honestly, I don't even really tell her about, like, 90% of shit. Fucking house phone didn't show up again.

God damn it. Yeah, you. I think it's fair. I mean, who else am I complaining? Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking. I mean... For a long time, it seemed like you and T-Rail's relationship was... It had a little hump.

Now it was over that. She's definitely heard a lot about me and T-Rill. Because Adam would be like, it just still to this day, they find a way... He'd be like, T-Rill... You just find a way to do this. T.R. You just find a way to do this.

I saw them today, actually. I was leaving cookies and kicks, and I was passing by Sorrella. And I saw them. I see a blonde hair and, like, you know, skinny man. I'm like, that's for show T.R. And T. T.rell has blonde hair? This girl got blonde.

And I just like swirved into the parking line. Don't swerve. No car. Don't hit nothing around here. Do you even know about it's giving bozo? Yes. I watched the Gidion. I wanted to be there.

man. I like Jeannie. Bro, he's fucking hilarious. I wanted to be there when the guy said it's giving him. It's so funny though because I can't believe that you just stuck onto that one part. She don't even know that dude like that. He was like a friend of a friend who was there. Oh, I thought that was like her like gay, homie assistant. I guess she got a ton of shit because he said, because Jidian in the video is like,

I just hit a thousand followers on TikTok. And then that guy goes, we've got millions. But then meanwhile they don't. So then like all of a sudden. It just sounded good to say. Heather's fucking social media is below. up with people saying, you don't have millions of followers, blah, blah, blah.

Meanwhile, this is the dude who said it. And, you know, she's taking a shit for it. Yeah, he was just, like, defending her in the moment, you know? That nigga content is, bro. I just watch the shit that he snuck into Twitchcon. Oh, I didn't watch that one. Yeah, you see the one when he was going into restaurants, acting like he was a chef? Yeah, I've seen every upload of that thing.

I know. But TwitchCon shit was funny, though, because he literally found a fucking auction where he could talk to, like, the CEO or whoever at Twitch. And he puts on a fucking mustache and asks him, like, to unbanned him and You think Gideon smelled the plug talk couch? Yes. Yeah. Why was he at the plug talk?

T. Rell. I was like, what? You think T. Rell gave it a sniff? Nah. You think I have to worry about him being on Plug Talk house for three hours with Lennah. What?

What? Might be an ideal first threesome. Oh, my God. Maybe that was the whole idea. You know what's crazy? Let's get her in the sex house. You know what's crazy? I'd shoot our shot.

I really think that happened, you wouldn't even care. You'd be like that? If my girl chose to fuck T. Rell? You don't think I would care? You're like, it's content. You're like, oh, whatever. Just for plug talk.

Is nothing real? Is everything in my life just destined to be a big joke? You would hate him for life after that. Would you rather your girl fuck T.Rell or Flacco? Troll. T. Troll. Yeah.

Trial's drippy. Only because Flacco was going to like, he's never going to let you hear an end of it. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. T. T. T. T.

T. R might not even bring it around. But do you think Tero would, like, be able to control himself and not tell you all about fucking your bitch? I feel like you would have to unload. No, but I feel like it's going to be like, it's going to be, it's more embarrassing with Flacco. Right. You know?

Would you rather watch T. Rel. Or would you rather T. Raoul watch you fuck? I'm not answering this. Yeah. You didn't took it. Where the fuck? You didn't swerved it somewhere else now. Like the first question was already like.

It's like a hypothetical swinger type thing. Like if you were a swinger. Why? Are you into swinging? No. bro he's too jealous there's no way yeah I'm censor you are real sensitive

bro he'd be acting like Mr. Thug this nigga I literally to get my point across to him I have to call him he knows what I call that is serious and then he acts like

he doesn't know his company he's like what's up dude like you know I'm about to call you nigga what's up what's up dude like nigga you know what I'm calling for half

like niggas he's been about three four times that I had to call you like you always say this why do you always say this this ain't true What?

Like, y'all are argument via text? No, but it's just like, why do you always have to talk about this specific thing? It's not a specific thing. He's like, I always have to call you. No, I'm saying, when you're being a dickhead, no, I get it. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I get it. You definitely don't get it again.

I get it. He gets so spicy via text. No, no, no, no, no, no, we get it. He really don't want to hear this. I'm afraid this so many times and it's just like, why are you still saying this? Like, what is this? Oh, my God. I feel like the biggest thing.

saying on the podcast that would be good is just more attention to repeating ourselves. Yeah, I know. Because it gets crazy sometimes. Bro, we've been doing this shit for a minute, though. So it's like, it's hard to like kind of not sometimes. That's why we're very, I think we've done a good job at not talking about things that

we've already talked into the ground over the past a couple weeks. Yeah. Maybe that's why the viewers are a little low right now. Maybe we're not talking about it enough. Fuck. Maybe we should. More. Josh said the views are no. Yeah. Josh. It's that a long day, right? Josh made a face like. This thing is the fuck. Everything he says, I always looked at John because I'm like, it's debunked.

11-Catel. This thing is said, this is the last episode at this spot. No, it's not. That's cap. No, but that's Josh. Josh is the one who had to inform me. We're not moving in as quick as we thought. Well, the fucking office is empty, so where are all the shit going?

We moved everything in, but, you know, getting all this working at the same time is kind of a thing. Are you all you bringing this setup? Yes. Yeah. This is one of the many setups that we will have. We need cable commandment over there. Yeah, that would be hot. Wait, wait, so are we going to have different sets for a different show?

Yeah. Damn. Imagine we moved into that huge space only at one set. Yeah, I know, right? That would be terrible. Wait, there's three sets, right? Three plus my Twitch streaming setup, which could probably be used by other people and stuff. Are you going to be just, like, doing the poker shit and shit like that?

Whatever. Whatever. I can see you, like, killing it on some, like, reaction shit. Dude, I played on this fucking live stream game in the other day, and I fucking lost, like, 30K, and I came all the way back. And you got it back? You watch that shit? I don't watch it. Oh, on Twitch, yeah.

I just come to support you. I was talking about on the live of the bike thing. I don't watch you play poker. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. You see that a guy got shot in the fucking parking lot before I went there the other day? Yeah, I was about to say what the fun. They canceled the game on me and then they fucking call us all back like 20 minutes later and they're like, yo, the game's back on. So you end up going?

Yeah. Oh, what the fuck? But these guys fucking with machine guns, this is the kind of shit that happens in Gardena, apparently, is they fucking, whatever. Yeah. They fucking... You know, I was down the street. Gardena. I was down the street where you were there.

They fucking follow an armored truck into the casino parking lot, and they fucking pull out. One of the security guards ends up getting shot. I think two people got shot trying to steal the money out the armored truck. This is Gardena. This just happening in the parking lot of casino. Well, did they get the money? I think they got away.

Or they either got it and got away or they didn't get and got away. Well, regardless, they got away. So I guess that's good. But, like, if you just shot the thing and didn't even get the money, What the fuck was the purpose of doing that? Well, I think the important thing is that the poker game went on. But, yeah, I mean, it's good. Did you feel unsafe afterwards?

No. There's one situation. You didn't even think about it. There's one situation in L.A. where I know somebody got away and it was fucking crazy. The armored truck? No, this nigga fucking on a motorcycle, robbed the bank next to a police substation, and got off and got on. And no one ever found him. Wow.

Is that one of those ones with it? Is that one those ones where? they fucking had the like high speed chase cameras and shit like that and they remember the nigga pulled into the mall and they never called him I remember that one you remember that one that was crazy no the best one of history is is when the niggas robbed a bank and the cops was was we out and they went to the hood and they was just throwing money out and they was in like a blue Mustang I gotta do this or Josh is going to kill me people at home are you looking for beats from hit making producers well there's a new player in town

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I don't know if I had these before. I had that house. I feel like they sold the Coca-Cola at one point, and then I started to only see it in Burger King. Oh, you know what? I hella do remember these. I'm tripping. The Fruit Punch was good as fun. It's super sugary, though.

You still drinking that shit? No. They still make them? No, I'm saying. Do you still drink, like, fruity, sugary sodas and shit? I don't even drink soda no more, bro. me neither. It's gross.

I'm not going to lie, I'll tap it in sometime. Every once in a while, a little orange juice, a little apple juice, but nothing. Like, nah, I can't drink, like, the craziest. I really be off just, like, a good lemonade or, like, Arnold Palmer. I can't say that I'm actually dieting hard right now, but I really, really want to start. I feel like I'm about to start. What's the goal? Not being a fat ass.

This is the longest I've stayed in the fucking gym for, like, consistently. Why is it not working? Ever. Fuck you, nigga. Fuck you. Have you been, like, putting size on and not losing weight or have you been losing weight? I've been losing weight.

Oh, okay. Yeah. But I'm not like, I'm not, like, when you say, oh, I'm about to do this, it's like, you're always going to fuck up. But honestly, like, I've talked about how I was going to get in shape or how I was going to start dieting so hard, so many times on here that it's like, I don't even feel, like, because you feel like you're going to guilt trip your way. Like, if you tell the fans that you're going to do it, then they're just going to believe

you, right? But then I don't even believe my own bullshit anymore. That's kind of the problem is that I don't think that I'm going to stop having a good time. That's why you got to just do it. That's why you got to just do it. You can't tell the fans. You can't make them part of the journey. That's what I was about to see. You don't even tell you like

like, well, boxing, I was like, all right, like, even now, like, I'd be tired and I'd be like, I just got to go. Like, there ain't no excuse. But also, I feel like sleep is so important. Yeah, 1,000%. Dude, my house is slowly falling apart. All of a sudden, we don't have... So there's no jumper. We don't have air conditioning and my girl

just told me that the hot water stopped working. You don't shower anyway. I shower every day. That wasn't going to affect you anyway. Now we're in this fucking crazy situation where I feel like I'm living in like a fucking abandoned building. Oh, so. Go shower in the pool. That doesn't

work. That's going to make you grosser. Is it? Yeah. If you just lather up and soap and then just die in. When I go with the rule, I do not feel cleaner after. Nah. You got a shower. Don't you got a jacuzzi too? No. you gotta pool with no jacuzzi I feel like it would

almost like not even fit in the yard I feel like the yard is not big enough to easily accommodate Nicky you had a whole Your yard is crazy Your yard is big bro Yeah but now that we have the giant fucking place set It's not as big as it used to feel Okay

Is that big? The play set is big I've seen pictures of it but it didn't look like It was like taking up that much room No it's monstrous Bro you had like a whole fucking setup for Parker's birthday Like

When mushroom sliders You want to know something fucking crazy? My girl's been looking at wedding venues. Oh, she's about to bleed. She's about to bleed that pocket. Bro. The amount of money that she got quoted by a spot today. 60K.

I wish. No, this is definitely $500, 600. What? 500K? You guys are both so wrong. Yeah, right? You're way too low. You're way too high.

But it's fucking nuts. Like, I don't understand how this is a possible. But I guess if it want a really ill wedding venue Oh yeah, because, okay, because we're just talking about just to rent the venue. Just the venue. Okay. Just the venue, I'm going to say 120. Final answer. Where's a reception there? I don't know. I have no idea. Why would he say that? I can't wait to go. Where's the reception? I cannot wait. Yeah. We're working on the venue. I can't wait to go. I can't wait to go. Is the whole office invited? I think so. I think I think it should be. That means no. Well, if you're going to invite.

Only one of us made it to the baby shower. If you're going to invite most of them, then you got to invite all of them. Wait, you're the only one that went to the baby shower. That was the digital one. Oh, I was about the same. We could only have so many people. That's when I found out who Riley Reed was. You never knew who Riley Reed was.

You rub one out to her since? No, I didn't know what she was. Everybody was like, you were on the virtual thing with Riley Reed. And I was like, you're not going to rub one out of her? Pussy. You never have? To Riley Reed, no. You're not an American.

Not specifically. You don't check off to white women? No. My girls have white, so... Yeah, there you go. This guy's full of surprises of this guy. Bro, I don't... Jerk off the white woman.

Bro, I feel like AD is too busy to just be jacking off, bro. What? You're never too busy to jacking off. That's the gayest thing I ever heard. Why? Because nobody's ever too busy to jerk off. I feel like I have... I've been jerking off because I've been doing more.

I'm not jerking off. Yeah, no, for real. Like, that's like a treat after you get back home. It takes like five minutes. Bro, me? When I bust a nut, it takes like half my energy life for for the rest of the day, bro. I don't know, bro.

I just... Well, you gotta think about it. This thing is smoking a sick. Nah. It's like a quick tension reliever. Two? I'm not coming to the podcast. I'm sleeping on that.

What? If you busted two nuts, if I bust two nuts, if I bust one in the morning, one before the pot, I'm not coming to the pot. I'm not fucking around. I'm gonna be here like this.

I'm not jerk off two times in the morning before an interview. You're just a sick fuck. Yeah, you really are, though. It's different. I'm right here in the field. And the jack shack? The energy out there is just like masturbatory.

I think you're used to it because you're like a sex slave. No. What does that even mean? You're a sex slave. That's what it means. Sick, fuck. Well, yeah. Is it because you feel like secluded?

You feel like you're like doing something wrong. Like you're like being sneaky and the fucking jackshack. Like, ah, let me. You're like Linna's in the other. Yeah, yeah. Definitely. You ever get it in the playground? I like the, uh, no.

I like the dynamic. No, no, yeah. On the slide. Bend over the slide. late at night. She's stuck in the slum. Like, Parker walks out,

Dad, Dad, what are you doing? Sometimes. Hey, go to the line. Stop. Sometimes I'm out there with this gigantic playset, and I just think about how crazy it is

that this is the same backyard that I banged like two chicks in the ass at the same time on camera in. Yeah, that's bad. You was doing it on camera? In the backyard. In your backyard?

Why are you outside? Why not? Switching. it up. Live a little. That's history. And then all of a sudden now, we can never do that again. Nobody wants to jerk off to something with a fucking

giant, fucking fun house in the background. Those are from Nambles. That's going to kill the vibe. That's definitely a vibe killer. Nobody wants to see that. But like, what, like, did you have, like, did you have, like, seats or something?

How did you, you did the standing up? We brought a little, a little, a little, like, you brought a couch outside. Yeah, we had a couch, actually. I think we might rent a couch. You brought a whole couch outside just to fuck some growing ass. Not like our couch.

Do your neighbors know what you do? Yeah. They do actually. Your shit's high enough though, right? But our one neighbor on the side is hell of cool. We like know them good. Like if they fucking overheard us like fucking in the yard, which probably realistically probably wouldn't happen at this point,

they would not care. You guys like Wilson and just looks over? No. It talks to you off. You'd have to be like fucking the tallest person on earth. Anyway. What they stood on the ladder? I got a, I got some topics from, oh no.

Before we get into anything, outside of our realm. I wanted to talk about the fact, because I don't think he's been discussed on here. Can you fucking believe that Tyga waved the white flag and basically said, hey, can't we be friends again?

That's damn near what he said. So we looked at, so for those who don't know, because we touched on it last time, T. Rel, his store, Sorrella, a fucking cement truck, blasts into a fire hydrant outside their store. It blows water high into the air. We're watching it on her story.

It seems like the water's leaking in a little bit, but you're thinking it's not that big a deal. All of a sudden, the water starts collecting on the roof, and it fucking makes the roof collapse. All this shit gets wet as fuck. Trash is the whole fucking place. Terell and this girl decided that they need a little bit of help, so they fucking create a

go fund to me. And, you know, I go to check it the next morning after me and Lena donated, and it was AD donated. And then I go to check it and I see... You can see the... the people's names who was it. I'm sure. I'm sure that that.

No high roller. You never even remember. He's finding out right now that this happened to T.Rowl. Shut the fuck up. So I go to look at it and I see a donation that towers above all the other donations. It's Tiger. The person that TRL has talked about at length on this podcast with all kinds of different people. People love to bring it up.

People basically like goate or they goad. that's a go-to. That's a goad. They goad him. They basically like prompt him to say things about Tyga on all kinds of different levels. And what's crazy about it too is that the diligent fans noticed that Tyga still followed T-Rell, but T-Rell didn't follow T-Rigas. It's on Instagram. So I'm not sure.

Yeah. So I'm not sure exactly what the terms were when they stopped fucking with each other. But when you see something like that, it makes you think if they haven't been cool with each other for five fucking years, six years, however long they haven't been cool. That says a lot. The Tiger is still following. That makes me think, oh, he's still down to be cool. Then we see that donation coming in. Actually, what's crazy is I message Tiger the night before on Instagram.

And I think this was the third time that I DMed Tiger. I think I had one for my... You're really thirsty for them. I'm thirsty. And after I got that game interview, but just DMing him, I'm Mr. DM man. I'm DMing everybody. I'm a DM people 10 times. Close mouth, don't get fed.

Close mouth. Don't get fed. No homo. And so I fucking... I DM Tiger in 2018, 2018. 20, and then I DMs him that night and I said, bro, this would be a great time to do an interview. He responded, he said,

I don't want to talk about this current shit, but when my album comes out, I'll do it. And then I fucking notice, boom, that fucking donation the next morning. I'm like, wow. You think you had a little something to do with that? I don't know. It made me wonder if maybe Tiger looked at Tiro's looked at my story and saw that?

Terell didn't believe that he did it. Yeah, on your stream, right? 24 hours before we realized that we believed it. Because you had to ask him to confirm. But, bro, but think about, like, come on, let's be honest with you. Who else thought it was a prank? Who else would have said $10,000? I'm not going to say who T.Rell thought it was.

There's two people that T.Rail knows that would do it. He has a rich friend who actually, like, T. He has a couple of rich friends. Maybe this is actually, yeah. If you have 10 grand to prank somebody, my hat is off to you. That's a baller right there. That's why he kept saying he didn't do it. He didn't do it.

I was like, how you know he didn't do it? And I said, I'm going to hit him up and find out. But also, I mean, that used to be Tiger's fucking store. It wouldn't surprise me at all if somebody told him, hey, look, you're a fucking old store flooded. Niggins. As soon as I hit him, he told me he did it. And I just sent it to T-Rail, said, confirmed. T-Rail cried, huh?

He was like, man. So I got to be nice. They tapped in in the DMs. I think T-Row reached out. But I'm not sure how far that conversation went. I really want to know what the- I don't think he wrote them back. That's what he said.

Tiger didn't write him back? Originally he thought Tiger didn't do it because Tiger didn't write him back. You know what's crazy? That's so funny. That's the more baller part, drop the bread and then just don't even say nothing. But then the funny thing to me, too, is that meanwhile, I'm watching Tiger's story and he's in cans. He's all over the world doing club appearances and all this.

I just seen he commented like 250K for a T-Raw DJ set. Shut the fuck up. Man, let me get behind the CDJs and learn how to get. Remember Paris Hilton was getting a million. Per DJ set. So why can T. T.Rah get $2.50? Whiz be doing it too?

DJ Daddy. I don't understand the economics of that. How the fuck is the club making enough money to spend that much money on getting somebody? Vegas clubs, they got it. And you got to think about it too. Like, if Wiz Khalifa is DJing or Snoop Dogg is DJing, people are going to come to the club. Because they're going to come see them perform or host or anything regardless.

It's funny that T. T.rell just sent to Angela Yee linked in the group chat. He doesn't realize that we're on camera talking about him right now, apparently. He's definitely not watching because he would already know that we know about that because we just talked about it. Yeah, no facts. I don't, I don't take T-Rail's. Shout to T-Rail, man. That was dope as fuck.

That's fucking tight. And the fact that he didn't even, the fact that he didn't even respond. Mind you, when I just seen Tiger, I told him, I'm like, nigga, come fuck with T-Rail. And he's like, I'm never going on no jumper. So he changed. He thought about it. He thought about it. How are you feeling about that?

Tiger, man. I mean, I'm just glad he came to his senses. Oh, oh, because he, because he deemed you back and said, well, he said he would do the interview. I guess he said he wouldn't do it previously. So, I mean, that would be amazing. But the fact that he could still look out for his homeboy and do that after this one of the year. That mean that nigga really love that nigga, man. I know, right?

That was a heartwarming tale. That's like a, that's definitely him extending the olive branch. For sure. No questions asked. So how about Swamp Story is getting exposed? Whoa. I got to see the video. So basically.

I don't be having all the info, man. There's a YouTuber and I don't know 100% if this is true. So if this is not true, by no means am I saying 100% that it is true. But there's a rapper. So, okay, anyone who knows anything knows that Swamp Stories is a very, very popular YouTube channel. Welcome back to Swamp Stories. Tells Hood Stories, right, about all kinds of street shit about this gang, beef with this gang. And 40 years ago, some guy got killed over a starter jacket.

And then meanwhile, which brand? brings us to today. Welcome to Crip Mac. It's like, you know, he threads all these things together and has a pretty big YouTube. Can we be completely honest, though, before we move on? I like Swarm Stories. I love his videos. I watch them all the time.

But sometimes the cohesiveness is kind of hard to. That's my biggest criticism. But now there's like baby Swarm stories now. Oh, 1,000%. You ever seen the Warren Callie? I actually watched those. I think his biggest innovation in terms of, Hood, you know, storytelling.

It's basically like making it so that the stories don't really have to make that much sense where you can just take all these totally isolated incidents and then just tell those stories, thread a little bit in between it of being like, well, then 20 years later in the same neighborhood, this happened. And it works, you know? You got to give it to him. You know what? You know what Blasie made me realize that he used...

You're gay? Blasie has that effect on a lot of people. No, he made me realize that the niggie used. just random stock images for like shit like in the middle like they'll be like yeah like so like one time he used clickbait though because it was like uh um i forgot what was about some people in it's probably not one time probably a lot of no but he had china mac in the fucking in the um yeah in the thumbnail and that's what i felt when he used crib mac in the thumbnail it's like crickmack was super popping at the moment and he tells all these stories about 55th street and then at

the end he talks about crickmack for like like 30 seconds but this one china mac wasn't in the video at all That's what I'm saying. He talked about you one time. Oh, yeah. A gang in time? A gang of time? He actually has hit me up today. That's far.

Anyway, let's get into our story about him is that basically, apparently on his Instagram account, a post was posted and then quickly deleted. And this post was a flyer for an underground rap show. And this person who made the video, and the video is called, the channel is called Omerta TV. and then it's called swamps they only have 1.7k subscribers so that means you're very very tapped in but this video is called swamp stories exposed double life as a rapper and it turns out that the rapper is a rapper that they're saying that he is is a rapper who i have actually observed i at least checked them out at one time in the past his name is cemetery do you know about them swamps stories is this is what's being alleged cemetery is an underground rapper i would compare them honestly to suicide boys and bones What? White kid or maybe Mexican, I don't know, but like light-skinned-d-d-kid kid for sure. And his name is S-E-M-A-T-A-R-Y-Y.

And it's, I guess, that without the double Y. I think I know. I found out about him because I saw you at a mass gorilla interview. And so I thought to myself, who the fuck is this kid? I watched like five minutes of the interview, and then I just clicked over, watch a music video or two of him. I think I remember this. Was like, whatever, and then kept my life moving. So he's not Filipino.

I don't know, but they're saying that this dude is Swamp Stories, which if true, and they played a clip of him talking in which I guess his voice kind of did sound like the Swamp Stories guy. That's a very distinctive voice. And because if you really think about it, if you were making videos like what Swamp Stories does, you'd want to do a fake version of your voice. You'd want to exaggerate it so that people that you know in your day-to-day life wouldn't be able to know the clip.

Exactly. Like it feels like that's kind of like an exaggerated voice. But if this is true and you're actually like an underground. fucking whatever like dark rapper yeah and then by day you're earning a living reporting on the hood I mean this is the funny kind of crazy this is the funniest fucking narrative I've ever heard in my entire life now I don't know if it's true but I love it it's like Batman it is like Batman yeah it's like except that instead of a rich billionaire it's fucking SoundCloud rapper no but that's that would be so insane because it would just be two completely different worlds

that really don't overlap right at all and it's like like if you like I feel like if this is true it's going to get proven somehow now the question is if you're a cemetery and you want to continue to be this sort of like underground rapper or whatever is your safety now in danger are you going to have to move around in a very very different way yep if people know that you are swamp stories yep do you do we really like is are people really after him because no I don't think people are after him but when you speak on things that are actively going on. People will take a...

But you got to think about it. How is he getting this information? No, it's out there. But I think he's saying a lot of things that people don't appreciate being set. Because there's a lot of stuff that we could... Like, we talk about fucking gang politics and shit all the time on here, but we just...

We talk about things that are clearly in the public domain. I think people get pissed off about swamp stories because, like, rumors. He'd be talking about some dude that fucking got killed in the 90s that, you know, 40 people on Earth, remember who this dude is. But all of a sudden, he's telling this fucking story. that is like bringing it up so that the family's probably seeing it.

His friends are seeing it. And maybe sometimes he doesn't get the details all completely right. So all of a sudden, the guy who was actually there is pissed off. I mean, to me, bare minimum, this guy should have a shooter with him at all times, probably after this. Sometimes he's in Colorado Cities too. Oh, yeah. And that's the funniest part is that he'd be cutting out from like San Diego. He'd be in San Diego.

San Diego's murder rating shit. Like they're like talking about it like they're so pussy. That shit right there. Oh, man. Yeah. Mitchie Slick is coming to the SoundCloud show. No fact. He's pressing your line, cemetery.

Now get out. I don't know if this is true. That would just be so random if it, like... This is making me check my DMs right now to see if he's responding to me in real time. I think that they're just trying to just find... No response yet. They're just trying to find who he is, bro.

They don't, like... What if it is this dude? We're going to keep getting theories, like, of who it could be... Keep making your videos. I like them. Yeah, but... Now his life is way different because you are mixed up in the politics way more than the average person. You know what I thought about too?

Like gang bang and clout is at like an all time high right now. It's crazy. Where like it's probably niggis hitting him up like, yo do a video about my hood. For sure. Which is shit that you would never have heard like what like five years ago? You kill someone. You feel like you're not getting enough credit for it. So you hit up Swamp Stories.

You're like, yo, I got a stack for you. make a video alleging that I killed this dude now I'm hoping that the cops don't watch this video and think that you have a point but could you please because I want the streets to think that I caught this body people on YouTube are doing a better

job fighting shit out than the police that's what Moe the lawyer told us Flacco cheered he was so happy when he told him Flaco that YouTubers helped the cops solve murders Flacco cheered He's like yeah he's like we got to get these dusty

Negro mites off to off the streets That wasn't the exact thing I said It was roughly that I'm seeing time and time Now that flaco was starting to

Get soft On a street Soft on crime No like he's starting to like I like certain people I see it now He's starting to understand He's starting to understand a lot more though

That it's okay for some people To kill people No not even not even just to kill them As long as the music's good They're kind of cool I think before he came to California He just thought everybody that did crimes Was just like

These savages They didn't have no person A lot of people are really born into circumstances. And he's meeting people now. He's like, oh, he's a cool guy. I don't believe that he's with this. He's a cool guy. I don't believe this.

And I see it now. Think about it. Flacco is from Liberia. And then he moves to North Dakota, the pussy's place on Earth. He tries to like. Yeah, he wants. Yeah, the North Dakota goons are going to come find you.

He wants to reconnect with some kind of like sense of danger. He left that behind when he left Liberia, which again is the home of General Butt naked. Probably more, way more dangerous than a shit that we've ever seen. But then what does he do? He gravitates towards making content about the most violent people that he could possibly find. Although, to be fair, he did. No, gang members.

But then before that, he was doing videos about Dr. Umar. And apparently that wasn't really like bringing in the numbers that he wanted. And then he called and told him his lights are on, me off. He called Dr. Umar and said that? No, he called like his fucking light company and told him that the lights were not on in the establishment, some crazy shit. Wow. It was funny. We're dangerously close.

turning us into a flakop pod right now. Anyway, I'm glad that we got that out in the open about Swamp Stories, and I'm looking forward to his response because that could be one of the biggest things we've heard of in a long time. You would never expect the SoundCloud, you know, grimy rapper world that we're talking about here to overlap with, like, the gangster world. So this would be like the perfect collision.

I feel like AD is so blind to that whole scene. Yeah, he's no idea what we're talking about. Have you heard of the super? aside boys? Oh, yeah, I heard of it. Yeah. Have you heard, like, one song? No.

If you had to pick them all the lineup, you think you could? The shitty boys. That's different. Two different boys. Totally different style boys. Two different boys, man. Shout out my boy, baby trying, man. Shout out to Stan Will.

Shout out to the boys that you'd be hooking up with. Isn't that the show where some small nigga climbed into somebody's dick or something like that? I didn't even finish watching the season, so I don't know if that happened again. Amazing season. Yeah. You don't know if it happened again? Yeah, well, I didn't keep watching it.

Hero Gasm, so I got to know. What does that mean? How do you feel about Doge Cat shaving her head? Yeah, okay, first of all, why is this a topic? Came a long way. I don't like what she did this. Because when women shave their head, typically it's thought of as a sign that they're losing their mind, hence like the Britney Spears thing.

And with Dojicat- Shared the eyebrows too, right? Yeah, and even that. Like, dude, X lost his mind out of a certain. point in shit, his eyebrows. That's kind of a thing. He didn't shave his head, though. Get the hair. No, he knew her hair was crucial. I don't think she lost her mind. I think she's doing this for like attention.

I think she just like, bro, it's doja cat. She's like, you know, like, she's just like kind of artsy and weird. Is this weird for you? You were hanging out in the ketamine lounges with her, man. And now here she is. The biggest star in the world, shaving her head. Pretty cool. Please grow up back because you're bad.

Right now, you're bald. Yeah, that's why it sucks. I'm trying to indulge in that. Right. I could be homophobic? I can't even tell you how, like, from me not knowing what the fuck you were talking about to now, I probably heard that song literally five million times. It's probably one of the bigger UK rap songs realistically.

Probably like in history. The whole of Benadio is going to propel that into like massive hits. The last time. The last time I looked, it was at like at least like 16 million or something crazy shit. friend on TikTok yet. Oh. Are you joking? For sure.

Yeah, me too. Me too, honestly. TikTok is very... No, you know what? I'll be on YouTube shorts. Oh, that's a good. I know. No, no.

The YouTube shorts be buzzing. These are the only YouTube shorts I'm interested in. I gotta take a YouTube piss. I'll be right back. Oh, my fucking God, man. Talk about some cool stuff. So about cocaine, my dad. Oh, my God.

So tell us some Coke stories from back of the day again. Coke wars. Some weird Coke stories? I don't have any weird Coke stories. Roll the intro. uh, I'm, do. Damn.

Do you look. He turned the corner, saw him. Then, bam. What's up, A.D., man? Listen, listen. The people want to know from you, when the fuck, are you about to start rolling out this new music, man? I've heard so much of it that I'm like, like, like, I thought you were going to beat me

to, to start dropping. I had to get out of my situation. It's done now. Really? I didn't know this Nobody did But now Off to the races

Well you got to elaborate a little bit I'm supposed to drop a song yesterday But I think it's coming on Friday now Me and Landstrip Chip Okay Well nigga Let's speak on elaborate on the situation What was it going on?

No it wasn't bad It was just you know I had taken advance A large advance and I had a balance And you got to How large are we talking You just got to just know you got to clear that motherfucker Yeah I know I know

If you don't clear it Then you're in the real You got to get out of that. Yeah. You know what I mean? But luckily I fell in love with all this podcast and then streaming and shit. I think I'm cleared on my, I think I recouped my shit already. Oh, I'm done.

I recouped. I'm done now. Yeah. Well, like, you didn't decide to re-up with the same people? No. I got a new situation. What are you talking about? A.D.'s a rapper situation.

What rapper? This rapper. Oh. No, I told him I had a, I had a, um, I had to clear my balance. I had an advance, and I had to clear it. It's done now. Yeah. Thank God.

Honestly, I was trying to think, like, what's the most large lump sum of money I ever got? I was either from that, some shit like that, or... Probably from the Nogamber Life Show. Fuck you. All right. Moving on. That was the least amount of money.

Moving on. You made Coke sales more than that. Yeah. High road was 100k in a day. Hey, just know that I didn't go to my pocket. So stop telling people that. When are you going to change the high roller design? Because as we've seen,

Yeat might have a competing high roller come out. That's kind of crazy. How do you feel about that? Would that fuck shit out? Well, no, I don't think you're not really familiar with the underground shoe game. But no, that guy. Did you get them? I think I did.

Me and that guy actually released those shoes around the same time. we spoke like... Because this was a whole thing on the podcast at one point, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, not really, because we spoke like... Like, okay, I posted the picture of mine and then I checked my DMs

and then, like, I had seen that he had just posted his like a couple days before. And if anybody who knows anything about manufacturing, there's no possible way that, like, I could have saw his shit or vice versa and made it... Like, were you more comfortable with this very, very similar shoe style

being out there in the world when it seemed like they were doing mostly marketing with like Brendan's shop, And now it feels like Was he? He's gravitating towards yeat. I mean, that's your favorite rapper.

I won't say my favorite rapper, but I fuck me, you are on his dick. You felt a certain way about her. No, why would I feel some type of way about this, like, because it's not,

okay, it's not really competition. You're in the same world. Yeah, but it's not really competition because like, bro, first of all,

it's enough money out here for all of us, bro. Let's really be honest. Like, are you scared? No, not at all. Like, there's enough money out here for all of us. We, first of all, like, to the simple-minded people, it may look similar, but, like, bro,

it's two completely shoot, like, silhouettes. Let me ask you something. Are you planning? And we do way different color ways. Are you going away from the shoes just kind of being focused around just having the dice logo there? No, no. No, no.

So, like, that's going to be, like, my, like, staple where, like, we're going to have that one shoe that's no matter like no matter what like and just do different color variations. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. But what we are doing is we're adding little trinkets and little little changes here. So we

are in the clear one. And then two just so it has like that real customized feel and it just like feels higher quality more to offer and like just like those little details is what makes people like lose their fucking mind. Like

right now I'm fuck it I'm gonna just leak it right now I'm working on like changing like something on the back so basically

you want to change everything by like 30% so you can so you put a poker chip on the back yeah but no no no that was just for the collab

but the poker chip is coming because it's like it's like a 3D embossed so it's like gonna be like engraved in there and then you can like feel it it's like it's like a button like remember like the Reebok pumps

and it had like the you should do that you should make pumps that would take a lot of engineering work little little pumps oh yeah no okay you know what I you know what I really want to do shout out to Brian Pooper you know I really want to do and I shouldn't even say this right now

okay no I'm gonna make some Healy's So high roller healy's Like get it like high rollers I'll rock those that's smart As long as you're waiting on Adam to invest He's appropriating poker culture Yeah I literally know nothing about Gambling at all

Or anything. It's your first time ever seeing a deck of cards. No, I don't even... How many cards are in a deck of cards? Seven? Jesus. I don't know. Seven.

Six? Oh, oh, I thought you meant, like... I thought you meant in the hand. Never mind. What was your guess? Oh, like, I don't know. 50? Very close.

52. Really? I love it. Oh, yeah. Throwing some jokers? Yeah, I thought you meant, like, like, how much are you supposed to have in the hand, like, when you were playing? Okay.

But no, you know, I'm a crap shooter. I don't play with the guards. I'm a shooter. That blackjack shit is like, I don't got, Blackjack go way too fast. That's the one where you're like, oh, give me fucking $1,000 on red. Give me $10,000 on black. That's roulette.

That's roulette. Gambling is a terrible idea. All forms of gambling. I love gambling, man. But I just want you to accept that every bet you place in a casino is a negative EV bet, which means it's losing you money in the long term, even if it makes you money in the short term. True.

Really? That's true. So I think that's important. I don't think that that gets reiterated enough. Yeah, I never heard that before. And it's kind of strange for me as a person who, like, came up playing poker because to me this is so unbelievably obvious. But I think a lot of people when they're watching shit on stake,

they don't really get it. It's like every time you spin a slot, it's like you bet 50 cents and you got 49 cents back long term. See, that's why when I play like crap, I like to bet like certain odds and stuff like that. So, like, for the record, I have like a 10, hard 10. If I hit a hard 10, I'm going to get the three four times the odds. Nothing you do, betting-wise, can affect the fact that each bet you play some casino is a losing bet.

Damn near. That's deep. 100%. Unless you're a card comment. Well, why do you do it, then? What do you do it? Poker's different. Poker, you can have an advantage skill-wise.

Yeah, okay. Because you've been studying the game and just playing it for so long. People suck on average. Yeah. But if I were to go and play in a high-level. tournament that cost 20,000 to enter. Cost 20 just to enter?

They have ones that are million to enter. Yeah, I believe it. Well, what's the most you won? Like 30K. But, uh... Didn't you say you just lost that the other day and got it back? Yeah, because that was just high stakes. But that's a tournament.

Like, you ever went to a casino? I've entered tournaments for like 600 bucks and won like 30K. That's fucking crazy. I'm talking about going to the casino. How much have you won? Go into a casino? I don't gamble. Oh, it was just going to a casino and play poker?

Yeah. 20, 30, something like that. I really? I've always, it's always, my best days gambling, I've always been like 20 or 30K from playing poker most. And lost, too, really. My most in dice was 6,000. Wow. And that was a lot.

And dice, hood dice or? No, craps. Yeah, the crap table. I've seen you run it up in Vegas. Honestly, you're doing pretty good. Yeah, I made like three that night. But it's like, okay. Kids, stay away.

Yeah, right. Okay. I lost a bad past time. I lost so much money doing that shit, though. Yes. No, hey, wait, no. And you can too, kids. if you get into gambling, you will lose money too.

I told you. I had an, I got an advance, and I spent like 60% of that. That podcast that you told us all right. When I heard, it was a very good point. But also, yeah, when I heard that, I was just like, that's sad. Yeah, but like, I see the ambition

of where you were going with that, but like. It's the root there that is the problem. The ambition is good. Yeah. Well, that's why. The idea that you're going to make something yourself through gambling is the problem. How did you find a...

No, that's why they get you drunk, because you start believing it. Yeah. Yeah. What I'm saying? How did you find a way to pornify your water? What do you mean?

Drinking porn water. It was like Porn Hubs Awards. Oh, I know. Melvin Farmer. I was so confused about this earlier. What kind of... Porn Hub. No, what's...

How was that with Melvin Farmer? Fire. Charles and White got exposed big time. Wow. Josh, could I get this refilled? Josh, can I get a... I am positive... Josh, I'm feeling a little parched.

Yeah, Josh, I really need to wet my whistle right now. Hey, hey. He just gave me a... Hey, what was that? Up full of joints. Hey, what was that thing you, uh, what was that thing you and Linda posted? It was like some like restaurant or something, but it was like Taco Bell at the same time. Oh, yeah.

We, uh, so BJ Novick started this company called Crave. Okay. It's at Eave Cafe. No, no. It's called chain. That's it. Chain. I got you, brother.

It's like at eat chain on, uh, Instagram and shit. And basically like the idea. And I guess that B.J. Novak, like, came up with this idea on a podcast. It's a chef, by the way, right? He's not a chef, but he has a chef. It's like a collaboration thing with a really well-known chef, I guess. And basically, like, the idea is, like, they want to do a restaurant

or you can get all your favorite fast food things, but, like, really high-end, fine dining versions of that, right? But they don't have a restaurant yet, but they've been doing these pop-ups. And so this one was, like, the, what is it, the crunchy gordita fucking Taco Bell thing or whatever, but they made it with, like, wagoo and, like, fucking... No, it looks fire. And it's, like, they make it all about it being. unlimited dish. There's only 70

per pop-up and we got these tickets to get the fucking crunch wrap. I'm like, I don't even know if I ever ate this thing in Taco Bell. I'm not going to have it like once or twice from Taco Bell, but we got the extreme version of it and I didn't get a parking ticket even though you're not supposed to park there without a problem. I want the

extreme version of a Mexican pizza. That's probably that's great. That sounds good. Maybe BJ Novak will do that soon. Yeah, but like, yeah, like, I just, I saw that on your story and I clicked on it and I was hell of interested. Like, what the fuck is this? I've had a lot of people quite curious about it since that uh since we dropped that

yeah so that was our little saturday night date she had like a half a glass of liquor and she got fucking wasted she had to go to sleep right when we got back well yeah so I can't just pull up and get this waggoo thing whenever it was like a very limited thing it was like a it's basically

they're taking like the whole high beast model of like making it a limited number of things and whatever and then taking it to this like fast food fine dining thing smart yeah really smart has anybody ever had Mr. Beasburger? No, I want to try it though. Okay, but you know how Mr. Beas Burger works, right? Is that they, there is

no Mr. Beesburger. It's like, it's a ghost kitchen. It's like a ghost kitchen. It's not, no, it's not a ghost kitchen. It is a ghost kitchen. No, it's not. They have a ghost kitchen by definition is like a non-retail space. This is like a private kitchen where they make food and they send it out. What Mr. Bees does is they establish contracts with all these different chains that make, you know, a burger

and fries and they say to him, hey, like you don't, if you don't have business right now, you can fulfill these Mr. Beast orders. So it's like the Mr. Beast Burger doesn't necessarily have any consistency with any other burger places. It's just like an idea.

So it's like totally decentralized. They give most of the money to the Mr. Beast Burger, which is pretty crazy. You know who has like a great chain? Who? Steve Ioki. You know who has a great chain?

I.O.T. Genesis. Yeah, you do. I yoki pizza. You always talk about how that's your favorite L.A. pizza. I used to roast you for that years ago. You're not my favorite L.A. Pizza. You did say that.

In the Valley, that, like the Valley, Noho pizza and Ioki pizza is good. I'm not even aware of any, like, famous pizza spots in L.A. It's not really a pizza city, right? Like, my, I ain't gonna lie. My go-to right now, like, on a regular day, is, like, Jersey mics now. Bro, I swear to God. Not every day, but, like, at least a couple times a week.

If I want a sandwich, I'm going to Jersey mics. I'm being honest with you. You're going to be honest with you. You're going to be honest with you. No, honestly, bro. But that's, that's like, what I will eat. for lunch and dinner. Jersey Mike says like my Saturday

cheap meal. Yeah. What do you get from there? The fucking cheese steak. Chipotle cheese steak sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no, that's the best one. Missing the whole point. The chicken cheese steak is different. Why would you ever get chicken when you can get steak? I like that at all. Yeah, the chicken one is better.

In general, why would you ever get chicken when you can get steak? The chicken one is better, bro. Now you go to Popeyes, they don't have steak. So you get chicken.

No, I'm not going to lie to you, bro. I don't know what. that was water. Yeah. I'm not going to lie to you. The chicken, okay, the last time I went to Jersey Mikes,

they acted like I asked for the craziest thing ever. I basically said I want a chicken Philly and a regular Philly, but just put them together. On one, like half chicken, half steak? No, like literally like. Mix it together?

Yeah. That's disgusting. That's heavy. How was that crazy? It's like a spliff. Exactly. It was just a split sandwich. That's fucking weird.

I'm not going to lie. I was high as first. fuck and I just thought it would be good. No, but you know you get the halal plates in New York. They'll give you the chicken and the lamb in the same plate. That's what I'm saying. And I talk with it. It was the same idea. But every time I take a bite, like when I have chicken

and steak on the same plate and I get it in the same bite, I'm like, no, it feels kind of unnatural. No, the habachi, you go. No, but that's an example. I like to take a bite with chicken and then take a bite with steak and then a bite with shrimp. I'm not combo. I don't want steak and shrimp. Yeah, yeah, not the same time. It's too complex. My mom can't handle this fucking

friendsy. You take a scoop of right. and you, you're not going to get all three meats. You get a little bit of the vegetable. You get like an onion and like a little piece of the broccoli. And you get shrimp. And you get the rice and then you get one of the meats per bite. Okay, okay, okay, I'll give you that. I'll give you that.

I'll take it back because Taco Mill has a three meat burrito. That's what I'm saying. And that motherfucker is busting. That's what I'm saying. You also introduce me to the steak and shrimp burrito. Wasn't it crazy? I haven't had it a long time. No, no.

Wasn't it crazy? You know who introduced me into like getting, into getting multiple meats on things, paws? Pot Lord back in the day Pot Lord would always get a breakfast burrito And get fucking bacon and sausage And like ham or some weird shit And I'm like nigga, what are you get

Why are you getting on this meat? No, no, no, no, no. I don't like to mess with the natural order of things. If they, if their stock burrito is bacon, eggs and potatoes or whatever, leave it. I'm just going to do that. I don't, like, I'm probably going to add sausage.

Like, I don't want to mix. I am the king of edits. I want to know what your blend is. No. And maybe if I've got it a hundred times, then I can start adding stuff to it and modify their recipe. That surfing turf brittos is like excellent. Wait from where.

That thing is good. But you told me, you know what you did tell me? Don't eat it every week. Yeah. Because you're going to burn out on it. I did. I did that.

I did that. It's a dog house. They have a, they have a sub. I need a glissie. No, they have a breakfast on menu. It's called a bomb-ass burritos.

At doghouse? Yes. And the burritos, bro, that probably was like, top three breakfast burrito every. had in my life and I start ordering it like two, three times a week and now I don't eat it no more. Really? He burnt it out.

I'm doing that to the Dialogue Cafe burritos right now. I've got it so many goddamn times. What's Dialogue? A dialogue cafe. I'm pretty sure it's some Korea Town shit. But it's insanely good and the fucking iced coffee is amazing and I just keep ordering it. It's so goddamn good.

And I feel like I'm going to fall out of love with it. I got the best coffee for you. And waffles. They have a crazy coffee. And they put a whole bunch of fucking don't you even drink coffee? I drink that one. Yeah.

Is that good? Fire. The caffeine hit and you started doing your tics. Yeah. I'd be like, knick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick. Yep. The W. I was watching a girl on TikTok

who has Tourette's, and she got like 10 million followers, and she just like mid-sentence. She'll be like, g-gall, you know? And I'm like, this is kind of like AD. You know what I noticed, though? Like, my girl, she was like, you'd just be busting out

the random songs. I do that all the time too. And it'd be like random. Yeah. I'd be like Santa baby. I wake up. I'll wake up with a random song I haven't heard in days or months. And I'll just be singing this song.

I make my girl so mad. She's not even like a human being until she's had coffee in the morning. And I wake up and I'm just like, boom, look who walked in the room. Yeah, that's kind of annoying. But I'm probably doing the same shit. Like, why am I singing Santa Baby in fucking, what is this, August? I do the same thing. I wake up.

take a 10 minute shit and I read Twitter and then I walk out in my underwear and I just start talking shit and making jokes that are not appreciated because I have too much energy in the morning. Me and my little brother is driving and I'm like banging the Rocky theme song. He's just looking at me crazy. It gets me pumped. This is where we do traffic. What the fuck?

That and the karate kid one. You're the best. Okay. Go around. No, no, the love to keep you down. You're the best. Driving a shit like that. You know what?

You probably never seen any of these movies. What? No, Adam has never seen any of it. Which one of my being accused of right now? Karate Kid You've never seen that I say karate kids No you have it

Wash on wash off bitch Who you send in $900 to Let me get $900 Wait where is it It's in the Parker playlist You paying your fucking Ethiopian girlfriend or what Yeah

What? I got a I got sent 9000000 You're doing a flog move No I got Oh you know what I removed it I'm not even gonna play it

I'm not even gonna toy with the algorithm gods You know what I'm saying Atomic Dog I want a hot dog Who are ugly Out of loud Rocked in down the street

Nothing but a dog catcher Dog catch a Whoa You need to like You need to do a whole like Old West Coast tape where you just sample like You're going to start practicing Making music because you're going to be

Rock in the fucking studio practicing with AD and me like I don't do this every day it's gonna be like fucking being in the studio with ditty the way I'm gonna be calling the shots oh I got you let's go let us walk with cheesecake hell yeah walk your eyes down the street give me a cup of coffee no bring us a breakfast burrito yeah get get a cup of coffee and then you gotta balance it on your head on the way back there's definitely a jersey mics across the street from here I'm going there Jesus Christ sorry thank God we're leaving but please don't I mean honestly everybody knows what the fuck is wrong with you I mean honestly

I know there's hell it don't there's fucking stupid as fans they're so many jersey mics everywhere they don't know which one I'm talking about. That one's not even open. Exactly. Well, why would... No, whatever right. Just ruined it again. Why do I trust you guys?

Why do I give you a platform? Hey, I was going to say another restaurant but if I was going to give it away. But I'm way less paranoid about having fucking random people coming in another way of armed security, so it's like whatever. You've had armed securities as day one. Not like that, though.

Not who are actually out there paying attention. right tone been doing good job shout out to my make a tone tone tone so it's the tone I didn't even do that on purpose

I think like a rapper now tone what song you're thinking in your head right now one that I wrote it's called tone says the tone keep going

me and house phone trying to bone are you wrong Brian Sebastian on my tea not no V-loon I'm fucking a dog wearing a cone you always

wasting bars why don't you go make a song You can't make a good song You ain't Paul McCartney Don't even start me You look like Cisco because you win a thong You should go be a security guard Don't Paul Bollart me

Okay, y'all both robbing different shit now Because I'm in my own lane Off the Mary Jane Snorring cocaine on a plane This niggot thing he lit because he interviewed the game Ooh No I think I'm lit because I'm smoking that propane I think that I'm lit because I do my voice like Bain.

Hello! But I ain't Hank Hill. I take pills and I while out and I smoke shirm. Like Mike Shirm. You dirty as fuck, you probably got a ringworm. You dirty as fuck, you're covered in germs. Like the muke-a-necks monster. I signed my life to no jumper.

I didn't even read the terms. You sure did. This is a true fact. 360. You're looking like a dyke. should go get a perm. I'm about to grab your nutsack and make you squirm. It isn't Friday, the house phone looks like big worm.

Niggas be doing weird shit, man. Shout out to my nigga germ. He don't even know who the suicide boys are. You should go commit suicide in a car. Matter of fact, where's OG suicide? He can't be far. Kurt Cobain committed suicide, but he's. still a star.

You the type of a nigga that drive a BMW but don't even know what model is your car. Y'all niggas is about that. Everything is just here. What's the license plate number? No, no, no, no.

What's that guy's name that that was rapping about you? Yeah, that shit was funny. Little drop top, right? That's his name. A little drop top. A little drop top. I've seen a house phone pull up

in a crop top. I've seen his belly. Bill Clinton and Epstein knew your pop pop. You need to get on TikTok and stop trying to make hip hop. Poetic flaco said you had a thick cock. Poetic Chungus got me in a lip lock.

That's a makeout session. Bitch stop. We headed into a recession. How's phone battle in depression? You didn't type of thing and get gifted jewelry and don't even wear the necklace. Hey, he kidding it by young and reckless. I might pull up with a tech, bitch.

You look like drama from Young and Reckless. You look like drama from Atlanta. Matter of fact, you look like you could use a secret Santa. You look like George Costanza. You look like you ain't never been to Lantana. You like you listen to country grammar. Oh, and God. You look like you have bad grammar.

You look like when you fuck, you got bad stamina. When you fuck, I can't stand you. That means you want me to lay down. And let me go to Pound town. Are you down? You got a weird spray tan on you, looking brown. I'm the king. I deserve a crown.

You got a bucket hat. That's fucking whack. Oh, my God. Why you dissing a homie brand, bro? What's up with that? No, Desto Dub, that's my cuh. But that hat, no, that's pretty fly, bro. Now you're just talking.

I hate with somebody admits in the rap that they don't believe something that they just said in the rap. I hate that. And I hate when they finish the sentence and then have to like rhyme the next word in the bar. Sometimes you got to fold, man. Sometimes you got a fold. Sometimes you got a fold. You got to know when to hold them. You got to know one to fold them.

Let me hit you with this. Skeet and Kim Kay have come to a decision that this is over. Word on the streets is that Pete was getting a little too. too serious, a little too fast. To me, the first sign of that was when you got a tattoo of the kid's birthday. That's crazy. That's a weird ass shit. That's weird. I don't understand.

Like, I could fuck with the kids so hard, but still be conscious of the fact that this might not work out and that I don't want these fucking kids' birthdays on me after that. Fuck, that's some weird shit, man. I don't care how long. You know what it is? That's not your kids.

You know what it is, bro? Okay. You know those weird YouTube videos? They just like explain shit that you. didn't need to know. And I'm like, someone basically just like explain his whole dating history and how he's just like,

he really just been dating to social climb. And like, basically. You don't think he could have been in love with Kim K. She seemed pretty well. Yes. A lot of the best most elite dudes in our culture had fallen in love with her at some point.

No, no, no. I'm not saying that that it's not possible that he wasn't actually in love with her. But I'm saying like, okay, this girl explained to me the term love bombing. And that's exactly what he's doing. When you overwhelm her with love?

Yeah, like, you're like, you're trying to just like, oh my God, I love you so much. I care about you. Like off rip. Right. Because, okay, this is the narrative. You're a sucker for love. This is the narrative that they are putting out there about Pete. And I don't necessarily know that this is true.

And I want to leave the door open for it to not be true because I really have no fucking clue. But they're saying that Pete was warned by people in his entourage, in his social circle. don't be so overwhelmingly into her. You know, don't love. Play it cool. Play it cool. She's just been in a relationship for like six years or however long she was with Kanye.

Hell long. Long as time. Had mad kids. When a girl is in that position and she gets single. She's trying to have fun. She wants to have some fun. Now, if you're her boyfriend, I think it's like on you to like give her some room to breathe

because she's naturally going to want to. And it's Kim Kardashian. It's not a regular bitch. And I'm not saying, She needs to go suck a bunch of dicks, but you should definitely probably be a little bit more chill with that. I think that getting the kids' names tattooed, to me that's the kind of thing that's going to scare her up.

She probably doesn't want that energy. She doesn't. She wants to be her whole right now. Well, maybe that too. You know what I think that happened? What? And it makes perfect sense. They're saying now that he proposed to her.

That's what I heard too. So if he proposed to her and she turned it down, you know, a lot of people, they break up after that fucking, you know, the proposal. She is not fucking with none of that. You think that's somewhere there's a video of him doing this proposal and her saying no like those viral videos but with them but it's never going to come out Pete's not letting that come out but I think but I don't know I think that's what happened I think that

he proposed to her she said no and the relationship was over after that he's tripping bro it doesn't even if you propose to somebody and they tell you know the relationship no you make yourself too I'm saying he's tripping for even proposing her off risk you make yourself too available if you get if you get your girls kids birthdays tattered on you that's not too far-fetched think that you wouldn't propose it as well. No, of course. I think I think he did. I think it happened exactly how you just said it happened. And she was wanting the opposite. She wanted

it to be a little bit less intense. She's like, she still, she still's like, I just got through with a divorce. Like this is a weird comedian, nigga, I'm about to let him pipe me out. You think at the end of the day no white man could really lock her down control her heart. Because this is like one of her

only four rays into white dick, right? Kardashians, man. They like black men. Now allegedly the dimensions of his dick are quite black. But, I mean, I'm just saying it doesn't seem like a coincidence. Maybe it's not always about that because she's like, man, fuck this nigga. Well, everybody says he got a monster

cock. So, I mean, that's all you hear. That's all I go. That's all you want to know. If I interview him, what are we talking about? Your dick. That's it. That's the first thing you're going to talk about. Of course. Fucking weirdo. No, but look, look, I'm telling you, this video was pretty good. It explained

like, I watched some random video on YouTube. First, he started dating the bitch from like some random show he was on MTV. That's what I'm saying. He like he like upgraded I mean ain't you supposed to upgrade

facts but like there's nothing wrong with that but I don't know man like it seemed hella strategic. Once you've had Ariana Grande there's nothing else you can go there's very few ways you can go up but Kim Kay would maybe be an example of how you're supposed to go up but like how you conveniently only only

only going, like... Bro, you're on Saturday night live. You're picking. Yeah, you're right. Or... I'm saying, I don't know. Maybe I'm just a grimy nigga. Like, I would take a dip back into some regular bitches at one point.

You have the biggest stars. Come through Saturday night live and you're building a relationship with them and you're doing fucking skits with them. Like, it's... Oh, you got shots. Oh, no. I'm so sorry, Josh. Did you want to get one though?

No, I thought I was pointing it down. He shot Josh. I'm sorry, Josh. Yo, this thing is, this is not meant for kids. Josh, I'm so sorry. You didn't even see a fly? No, I did. I wasn't just doing it.

I didn't know where he was going with that. No. Dude, there was someone who got, who got hit by me the other day? Who'd I hit? Here, John, shake this. Finish the job. Oh, fuck.

No. Wow. You don't think you got it? No, I think it's still flying. My nigga, Josh, like this. He said, Yo, okay. The salt took a minute to hit.

He said, The thing that they're saying is that P right now is in like rehab, like a mental health facility. Bro, that's- Because of Kanye's bullying. Oh. Because of Kanye's bullying. I wouldn't say it's the Kanye's bullying. Well, that's what they're saying.

No, fuck him because he was- He probably thought that damn, this is it. This is my world. He's spending time with the kids. He got him tattered on him. He's going against Kanye. He's doing this. And then he proposes to this woman.

He's holding hands at a cheesecake factory. Fart. I mean, I mean, I'll say fart. Heart drops. Do you think he went to rehab for a broken heart? For sure. Have you ever done that? Can you do that?

I mean, he did it apparently. I feel like there's like a kid cuddies song or something called like rehab for a broken heart. I don't know. But anyway. Kanye won't be singing that since he hates him. Having a bad breakup is the worst fucking feeling, bro. Yeah? People, look, think about it.

People go crazy over love, bro. People kill themselves. Killing themselves. Over love, bro. Killing other people. that lady from slostling in the bread I was just thinking about that Let's talk about it

So there's a woman I think she's 37 And at first I was saying She was drunk Apparently I just saw some news That said that there's no evidence That she was drunk A seizure?

A seizure? Well that would make it totally Explainable Then there's no way In fucking hell That they're going to be able Convict her of those murders And it would explain

Why she was going so fast I mean something has to explain it Because she came through That fucking intersection Going like 85 miles per hour I think it said was like 100. I mean, she's crazy. It's like a bullet blasting through that intersection.

It was so fast. It looked like they sped the video up. It was fucked. And they just released photos of her in court crying her eyes out. With the like suicide prevent thing. Because apparently they're scared that she's going to kill herself. I mean, I mean, honestly, that's an area that you're laying out right

there that she might have had a seizure actually kind of makes me think about it in a totally different light because I was watching it thinking like, oh, you're a monster. Like you're a total piece of shit. But I mean, if it was out of her control, that makes a lot more sense well i just read the i've only read the the the normal you know consenses that she was arguing with the boyfriend and was trying to kill her so but where did that story even come from and how would you ever know i think it came from her sister why would you ever know that about somebody who just

barely burnt to death in a car right well there i think it was like her family or somebody but somebody could have said hey she was fighting with her boyfriend and then the reality could be that she was so fucked up and upset about the boyfriend's situation that she had a seizure. And that's why that actually kind of makes more sense to me. That's crazy, though. Imagine being so mad at your boyfriend and having a breakup that you decided to drive 90 miles per hour through a fucking intersection. Admit that that is kind of hard to believe that 99.9% of people would not do that. Yeah, but you got to think about, man, some people be willing to fucking literally crash out.

If I bet on the seizure thing after having here heard it and having absolutely no evidence. Yeah, because it really don't make me willing to. no sense like why she was going and then let's keep it real. If your job is to kill yourself, I don't think you would try to do it that way. Because that just is, you know that it's more likely to kill other people than it is to kill you.

Now granted, she might not have been in a very sane state of mind when she made this decision. Exactly. But it not being a decision and it just sort of involuntarily happening, would they be able to prove that she had a seizure? That's the thing. Bro, medically I would think a doctor might be able to tell. though is done. Does she have a history of seizures?

Was she... That would help her. Was she in the bins or she was in the Tesla? I don't know. She was in the bins, right? Really? She was in a bends? Yeah. It's way worse.

Binses are like hard to fuck up. But I'm thinking like if she was in the Tesla, I feel like they could have hacked the system or something and ran the internal cameras back. That's true. What they're saying? Who's saying that? Up to date? Huh? No, but they can test.

They probably test her to see if she was drunk or not. It was going to come out. Right. No, okay. The question of it means. Now, you guys haven't seen her? Yeah, I've seen it. I see pictures.

Okay. Now, not hot, really, realistically. What if she was hot, would you not give her dick because she had six bodies on her hands? Bro, this ain't even none to play with. You don't think that's a fair question? Like, is that you would give her a dick? Is that six people die, bro? I know, but is that mean that she can't ever find love.

How of his mind is always going to six? I think it's a fair question. If somebody has that, on their record. Does that exclude them from you falling in love with them? Well, I would definitely She's going to jail for life probably. You would have to marry her and get contractual visit.

Let's say they find out that it was a seizure and that it was not intentional. How do they find that out? A doctor. Okay, but we already talked about that. Would you serve her cock? Possibly. Damn. You know what's fucked up to? That's right by my

manager's house. Fuck, I need to stop doing that. bro. You just said it. No, but listen. No, no, no, no. I'm saying this for a reason. Because his wife is pregnant.

And there was a pregnant lady that died in the car. No, duh. I know it's not her, Adam. But I'm saying when it first happened, I'm pretty sure I think he said that people were hitting them up, like making sure she was okay. It's just another reason to not go to the gas station on the corner. Fuck, I know. Someone's going to blast into it.

Literally. You got to go to the random. that's everywhere you can feel like that you gotta go to the random gas station bro i really i really be in a movie there that's just looking like no i'm driving to calabasas to go to the gas station now dead ass right just because it's out the way no it's not it's not it's not it's out of the way it's just it is out the way it's not it's out of the hour to drive it's not it's not gonna take you hour yeah it took me like 40 minutes if you drive there in the middle of the night it'll take you 20 minutes if you drive there

during the day and anytime other than then not in the middle of the night i was talking about calabasas with the game today and And he's kind of like trying to convince me to move there. You should. So we could be buds and play 2K. So you, because you're like a celebrity and shit too. Me and him on the couch, he's playing 2K. I'm playing poker.

Why? Passing the joint back and forth. Why have playing different games? Because we're pals. You just love a black man. Why wouldn't y'all play the same game? Really a rapper. Oh, you're pissed because you're from the same freshman classes.

He's like, that's my generation, man. You're not allowed to have a black, cool, compton. Adam, don't you see how this is a conflict of interest. I'm black. That's not my generation. That's not enough for you. That's not my generation. No, you're right, yeah.

You came out like 13 years after him. Yeah, like 15. Right. That nigga came out in like 2001. That's actually definitely your unk. He was tapping in with AD like, damn, how am I going to connect with the younger kids? Yeah, no, literally. I'm almost stepping into unk territory.

Maybe I got to tap in with this AD kid. I've never thought about that. The new kid in town. AD from no. AD from Coptic. And now I'm an unc. And now you're an unc. Man, that's dope.

And you're battling against your unk status with social media. circle of life. What do you mean? He's eating fucking chicken sandwiches and he's talking to OMBPZ in his basement trying to see him. Okay, okay, okay. Let's fucking speak on it. Hey, the penis house is fly, man. I'm very proud of myself. Hey, I'm not going to lie. Ad's crib is very cozy. I mean, if you could bring OMBPZ into the basement, that's got to say something, right? It's not a basement. My fucking room is dope. The bottom floor of a house. It would have to be underground for a But that's the only, that's the only, that's the only thing on that floor is, is that room, right? Bro.

Yeah. And I go back room probably. How few dope man caves there are in New York or in L.A. Because of the fact that there are no fucking basements. When I went to Ben Baller's house, he had a fly-ass basement. He's like the only dude I ever met out here that built a fucking basement in the size. He's smart. Sick man cave.

Because he's fucking smart. I like your, um, the, your jack check? Yeah, whatever. Okay, but that's not a basement. But you got like a pink refrigerator. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy.

Isn't that brand, like, popular for making, like, weird? colored I don't fucking know what kind of brand it is what kind of fridge we got I noticed that

when I walked in because it's like that brand is noticed you gotta have a man cave I don't know how did you end up with pink

with pink appliances my girl decorated the house and I had no involvement in and I don't care it's the jacksh and Josh hooked

of your equipment right yeah it's the jackshack okay Josh and hook on my equipment too I don't do anything

can we talk about can we talk about OMBPZ fucking bro went crazy sipping the rep sipping the repis why does he hate

No cap. They're from the same city. No cap clowned them and said, hey, you're drinking that Casamigo's too hard or something. But you know, like, that's like asking somebody, oh, why do you got problems with people in the Compton? Like, certain people, like, that's just, that's a city. They come from the same city.

Yeah. That shit was crazy. I didn't know nothing about, like, their history. No cap is the fucking goat, though. I'm not going to hold you. No cap music is fired. Hard. Bro, one of the hardest.

Nick, vaccine is, vaccine is noted. Both of both versions. You guys want me to tell you something that, well, I told me, you guys already in the group chat, but for the fans out there, they're going to be pretty hyped. Steebo. That's what I'm crazy. No jump-or interview.

Crazy. And I like that you leaked that. Adam 22 on Steveo's podcast as well. Crazy. Can't believe it. You should try to get them to... It's not too many that I'm like, I'm jealous of. I got to run it back with you guys, hopefully.

Maybe it'll allow us to all crash the RV. Bro. Please don't. If you bring me over here with you and Steveo. I wish I could. I'm like, I want to join Jackass. You'll staple your ball. for him trying to get some attention.

Nah. I'm gonna try. Watch this. Hit yourself in the head with a bat. I would like to say that I will be ready for jackass, but I'm not ready for jackass. I'm gonna try not to do any wibits around him. You know what was the best was when Ayatollah Marv said theater? And I hear Josh in the background laughing because you say it.

He's another person who just says it like that. Theater. Because AD my whole time knowing him, I've been like, yeah, why do you say it like theater? Theater instead of theater. Some fucking, that's like some hood shit. That's a competent thing. Yeah. Yeah, I really do think it's a much

I'm not even trying to be funny. But you know, that's going to be fucking legendary. Just said it totally doesn't. Let's go to the theater. Yeah, exactly. Theater. That's weak. They'll go to theater.

Let's go. Theater. You kind of look like you could be like a executive producer on jackass or something. I'm super down. I'm not getting my balls stapled. Adam Knoxville. If they dump Gatorade on my head, I'm going to be pissed. Bro, like, it's crazy because, like, seeing people in the public light for so long,

and then like not seeing them for a while and then seeing like how like much they've changed is like fucking Johnny Knoxville is oldest shit now like I'm like fuck when did this happen? Jasper did a good job oh shout out to my fucking nigga man that's that's the

he killed it honestly that's the thing that we were just talking about again how when you see a fucking 90 year old man it might seem kind of depressing sometimes like wow I'm gonna be that fucking old barely able to talk or move or anything but really that's where we're all trying to get to man like if you You can get that fucking all.

If you could die of old age. I literally- OG suicide in a building. I literally went to my people's funeral today. R.R.P. Ms. Williams. She lived to see, I mean, she lived to be 100. Was Pastor Williams there?

Rest in peace. Rest in peace, Ms. Williams. Sorry. No, but, niggas, she lived to be 100, bro. That's amazing. And you go to the funeral, like, you can't, like, that's a blessing. Like, damn, like, you can't.

Bro, I'm 33 years old to think, like, I'm like, damn. Almost 70 more years left on this earth, like, that's a lot. Bro, my mom is half. You think you're getting the 103? No. Me personally, I want to get to, like, past 80.

I'm cool. Okay. What are you saying? Yeah. I was saying my mom is half of that, bro, and she's fucking going through it like that. That shit sucks, bro. Yeah.

I mean, I think the wrong way to look at it is like, oh, I got 70 years. The right way to look at it is like, shit, I might not have six months. No, you never know. I got to have a good time now and, like, try to rid the life I want to live. But realistically, like, how long do you want to live? I mean, realistically. I don't want to be in diapers and having to change in and doing it. But like I just said, that could happen to you.

True. At an earlier age. If your parents, like, I've seen, like, all the men in my family, they all die around, like, you know, 75, 80. That's cool. So realistically, that's probable. When I'm going to die, unless something else. In a negative impacts my health.

Porn. Porn. Porn. Take you out. I'm going to die smoking that cush. 75 ages. That might help you get to 80, to be honest. I just want to make it to that age so I can just be a streamer

because I feel like I would probably be a pretty cool streamer. Damn, that's a great idea. I'm not going to love. I just want a relationship with my grandchildren. You feel me? I just want a relationship with you. They're not going to want a relationship with you. They're going to be like, this guy's creepy as fun.

This grandpa would be weird as shit. Keep him away from me. What? What the book? He keeps talking about the WB. What is the WB? The WB. What is his front?

He speaks out. What's my mom? What's my mama? My mom told me she got third place in a Shirley Temple look-alike contest. That's fire. What a Shirley Temple look like again? Pull her up, Josh. I have no idea.

That's a good drink. I know what the drink is. I'm going to tell you if, yeah, a lot of people don't seem to understand that Shirley Temple was a person. Everybody I say it to is like. Wait, wait, that's the orphan girl. Yeah. She had red hair, didn't she? Oh, yeah, I guess my mom kind of looked like this.

Maybe your mom don't got red hair. I know, but she won't. She did good in a lookalike contest. That's Annie, right? Yeah. That's a cute kid right there. That's a pretty adorable kid. I wonder what was up with, like, her personality as a young girl that she was so famous.

Yeah. Was she like the first famous little kid like in movies? Really? Wow. And Frank. Anne Frank is very different. This is not even, there's no similarities between this. Although game was just accusing me of supporting Hitler.

I'm so sorry. He accused me of supporting Hitler. I just meant like people knew who, okay. Did she like dance for the Nazis or something? Who? No, she danced for like our side. And Frank?

Shirley Temple? No, and Frank didn't dance for anyone. That nigga's cold. Whoa, is that her dead? Whoa. Did you just post up,

did you just showed us a photo of Shirley Temple in her coffin? Yes, she says, Charlie Temple dies. Look at her. I know. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

She looks pretty pretty, like laid up in the fucking thing. She looks like pretty still. Yeah, but still, you can't say it like that. Pretty pretty. She looks pretty, damn beautiful. Careful.

What the fuck? Why why she's so dolled up in the hospital? You don't want to see him get old. It's like the Harry Potter guy. I don't want to see him get old. What the fuck that nigga looked like now? He's a bitch. He disowned Jake Ralling over a controversial turf

Twitter views. Oh shit. To fuck up. Yeah. Nigey, you wouldn't even be rich or famous if it wasn't for that movie. You fucking bitch-ass, nigga. For real.

Damn, nigga. Niggas got no loyalty. And you're going to turn on her over the trans community? Bro, you should be willing to spin the face that every trans person. That bitch made you a millionaire. Bro, get the fuck out of here. You literally would not have a career

if it wasn't for her, bro. That's crazy. That's the most bitch-ass shit I could ever imagine. That's what I'm saying. They should all refuse to have anything to do with it unless they involve Jake and Rowling. Damn, Daniel. For real.

That's some ho-ass shit. I'm not going to lie to you. That's the best right at Universal Studios. What? Even though you got stuck on it. What do you mean? He got stuck on it too. What do you mean?

It stopped moving? You definitely need to lose a weight. Fuck you, nigga. Oh, he wasn't stuck like physically. No I was picturing you Like walking out A tight hallway

Let me go There's no way You're the fattest guy I went there Yeah No not at all No Yo remember that video

That kid Sliding out of the fucking Oh Yeah Bro because I was I was gonna go To the fair With fucking

Token Yuri and all them And I honestly thought About that video And I stayed my ass at home You just could Just not go on the ride Or you could use the seatbelt

He used the seatbelt I think They didn't properly attach it He was too big. He was too big for it. I don't want to do anything where a seatbelt is the only thing keeping me from being fired into the ground at 100 miles per hour.

Honestly, I love roller coasters. I fuck with the roller coasters because I assume that my kid is going to be interested in roller coasters, but on a personal level, do I have any desire to go on roller coasters? No. I love rollercoasters.

Like, did you like them at a younger age? Yeah. I mean, I did all the roller coasters up to a certain point. Yeah. And then I like went on the really scary ones and was like, okay, this is scary, whatever.

I don't know if I want to keep doing this. Yeah. At what age do you get to? But then at like 15, I went on one. It made me sick to my stomach or whatever that particular day. It was like the first rollercoasters ever. And then there's dope ones down. No, but then I just never did it again.

I don't get any enjoyment out of it. Like, do you like the feeling? I don't know. To me, they have crazy roller coaster. It hurts my neck and shit. Get on like X2. Try that. I don't want to.

Let's vlog that shit. I just want to leave it alone. Magic Mountain is crazy. For other people. You've been to imagine Martin? He's not ready for Maggie Mountain. Magic Mountain? You've been to Magic Mike's?

No. You can get some work there, I bet. Jersey Magic mics. They'd love to have you. Jersey Magic Mike's, Jersey Magic mics where they come out and they've got their Dix. They got their Dix.

Do you think I should do a Jersey Magic Mikes porn where I get a guy to put his dick inside of a Jersey Mikes? Wait, wait, wait. I know just the guy. Speaking of porn, I somehow... Should it be a six-inch or a 12-incher? Wow.

I think we'll be fine with six. Speaking of porn, I somehow met some niggott who, I guess, filmed with Plug Talk with Y'all with Skybreet. And you banged him? No, he was just cool. He was cool. Shout out to that nigga. Shout out to that nigga. Yeah, he was cool.

And free the thugger. Free. What? Okay. Speaking of free thugger, I'm here to be on my OG suicide shit and yell at Flacco. Oh, here we go. Again. I almost thought we made it through the.

podcast without doing that. No. What the fuck? Where did he get this information from? What information? Flacco posted on his Instagram that young thug was going to be released this Friday.

I've seen a bunch of people post that. I think it's a rumor. But I've seen a bunch of people post it. It's not like, he didn't like break it. Post the rumors. You got to post the rumors. Everybody thought why being Corday was broke up

last time we did this podcast. Oh, it was. She said it wasn't true right after. Yeah. We got to start fact checking shit. No. I think we should keep. But you know, that was just like

the ASAP Rocky and Rihanna thing where everybody thought it was true for like two, three days. And then everybody realized that they broke up. But to be fair, they could have just let, they could have said something right away and be like, hey, we didn't break up. But she waited like a full day, let everybody talk to their shit. She won't see. And then issue a statement. Because sometimes you got to just see who's really fake. And also, she's the one who needs to issue the statement because if he says it, then he's going to look thirsty.

Oh, Corday? Yeah, because people immediately started trying to go with the narrative of like, oh, she's too good for him or whatever. Oh. Well, he had those weird ass pork chop fucking sideburns. Well, I think when you saw the sideburns and then you heard that she left him, you're like,

well, the sideburns. I mean, that could be, that could be correct. The sideburns, I mean. Can they? You know, niggins a sideburn? Yes. I don't know. Cut them.

Them shit was terrible. He needs to go to turkey for those. Move those follicles to the top. Can you do that? Can I take hair out of my back and put it on my head? Out of your ass crack? Anything.

The homie that one would T. Real Does that show on his beard? Yeah, but can you take it out of your beard and put it on your head? And also, I don't think you'd want to because it's probably going to be a totally different. You're going to have a patchy-ass beard. Beard line up.

But I have so much hair that I don't want. You got so much what? You got fake beard. Bro, you really have people think I got fake beard. That's like a girl with a... Like, no, this is crazy. No, that's like a girl with a fake ass selling like workout classes on a story being like,

oh, this is how you can look like me. No, bitch, you got surgery. No, you really have people believing that. When they meet me, they'd be like, I see them looking at the follicles. Oh, yeah, that's a funny. You're going to pass that joint or what? No, it's a personal. Oh, okay.

I don't pass splits. This monkey pops anyway right now. You got about that new shit they got now? What do you mean? This is a global pandemic about to happen? Oh, my fucking God. It starts with an L. What does it call?

Like, oh, is it Ligma? No. He ain't want to give me. Suicide. You know about Ligma? He nodded. He nodded. He was like, going to slap the shit out of you.

Hey, you know, it said, China discovers a new virus. that has the potential to be the next global pandemic. It's called Langea. Henni-Pa virus. It's already affected 35 people. It's in the same family as the Hensra virus,

and they're saying the fatality right is 40 to 75%. What's your source? Poeta flaco. Hollywood unlocked. I mean, hey, who knows? But this is the question. Let's say like something just like COVID happens again tomorrow.

Like a whole new COVID is basically done. It's like COVID's just as bad. It happens again. Are you still coming to work? Are you going to be like, no, I'm staying home for a few months? I'm coming to work. You know we was here. At one point, we never gave up.

At one point, it was me, Adam, and Josh only. I became a freedom fighter. COVID turned me into a freedom fighter, man. The government is not going to tell me to stay home. I'm coming to the fucking office. I'm making Yuri sick. I'm breathing in his face. I'm spitting in Trev's lunch.

I don't get that. Fuck. Literally just cringed. Well, Riley, you will be dealing with the consequences. I hate the COVID saga. Yeah. The COVID saga. That's him.

I said saga. Saga. Theater saga. Bob Saga. Press and peace. Yeah. Nah, but fucking. No, this guy telling him I, get the jab every day.

You're so selfish if you don't get vaccinated. No. Believe you. You're doing for your people and your family. The vaccine. You're supposed to be a leader in your community. Let the record be clear. The vaccine is the reason why.

We're back to normal. I never got it. The vaccine is extremely effective. You never got it? Wow. And you're clearly like the most at risk in my office. Why? Why am I?

What? That fucking leg is falling off. I'm completely fine. You have a heart attack or something? No. What's up with this? Nicky, yo. Anyway, kids, get vaccinated.

No, yeah, get vaccinated for real. And get vaccinated for monkeypox while you're at it. Yeah. I'm not getting the monkeypox vaccine. Really? Why? It sounds racist. It's too much now, man.

It's too much. like bro I don't give a fun I can have too much of a good thing I don't want that shit all over my face nigga give me that vaccine they're gonna keep it's gonna keep diseases popping up

and keep saying get the vaccine if it is yo but the thing is the thing is it's mostly popping up in the gay community so both of you are highly at risk no you are at risk

I'm chilling yeah you're gonna I'm chilling you gotta start bumping up in five minutes let's be real you guys are both at risk especially you you're about to have

somebody asshole spread open and fucking on plug top AD is gay for pay you're gay for whatever you're gay for a taco for a taco You would fucking do it for a taco

Let's keep it real Yeah you fucking I was born gay I just made porn today With Jorge Niggott got on Jean shorts You got on Jorts today

You better get on YouTube And want some shorts today You get monkey pox You better not come to work today You get locked up You're gonna smoke some ports today Wow If you see a man

You might flirt today You got glasses on You're looking like a dork today You had two Transplants. You went to Turkey Day. You wearing all brown. What, you think you house phone? Clown bone.

You're looking like a house clone. Ooh. Yo bitch called my phone. She got the dial tone. Ooh. Your bitch ain't got no service. She needs to use Rome. That could have been better. Yeah.

That could have been better. That shit was kind of whack. I'm about to go to Turkey as soon as my shit get pushed back. Adam's kind of white. But now he thinks he's black. Don't go to the hood. You're going to get your shit pushed back. Push back.

Every time you rap, I'm like, God, this shit is whack. The homie hit you in the ass. He said he pushed your shit back. You just say one. I know, but I said it three different ways. That's actually a very high-level rapping. Please give me my accolades. House filming been smoking crack for days.

Oh, that's a hard one. Weird-ass-ass-nigget-like-to-eat-lays. Me and Fredo higher than a bitch, they think we smoke and crack. What? Huh? How's fun you an op? You can go sit on attack. I get on a beat.

You know I attack. You do hard drugs. Surprise you're not on smack. You had a sty. It looked like a pimple. You keep talking. You'll be dead like Shirley Temple. You are cute boy.

Oh, you're running it. You're going to pinch your dimple. You ruined it. You got to let me finish my bar. I thought he had monkey pox with it. I thought you had monkey pox with you. really just had pimples. I thought you were retarded.

It turns out you're just simple. You know, house phone like glizzies, but you go to Winchels. I love Winchels. I might get me a bagel. RIP to Bagel. I pull up in a regal playing Sophago. And I keep a shooter with me like his name Tato. I ain't get my watchtook like Sofago.

No, that was fake news. Oh, Gina News. Gina views I saw those pictures the other day I thought you had fake boobs Just kidding That nigga flaco posting about Young Thug getting out

That's fake news I heard you need a colostomy bag That's a shit too I heard you be running with the clan You being a hate crew Oh Nope I just hate you

I spit the shit off the dome I don't need no take too That was hard It was hard And if I see you in the metaverse I'm gonna rape you Wow Jesus Christ

I'm gonna shoot up your crib Make a video 1090 Jake you Oh I don't have I don't have a fake beer But I have a fake tooth I got a talk show

I'll ricky lake you You took us out to dinner for your birthday You said let me stake you Hmm Take house phone out back. Let me rape you. You're trying to steal my bars. They're like house phone.

He ain't you. Let's talk about your bucket some more. I got your bitch at the crib and she's doing chores. I got your bitch at the crib and she's making small. I don't want to go to Melrose. I don't think we should get another store. I pulled up on T.R.L. Like, is this your store or your girl's store? Either way, it's

underwater. Yo! Shout out to Pot Lord. He was there surfing with his daughter. I seen the meme. I pulled out to Sorrella

wearing Steve McQueen. Then Tyga dropped the dono. T.R. was getting mad as fuck. He was going loco. Like, I carumba. I've been to get some food.

I might get some fro, yo. You ain't a shooter. You ain't no Tato. You are gay. So. And they get 80 got an all brown looking like a potato. And your bucket head looked like it was made with Plato. You look like you wake up in the morning and eat agos.

You like your best friend is a Lego. Housephone pulled up and he was straight. I was like, where'd the gay go? What? All right. All right. Is that good? Yeah, I don't know.

You gotta give him bars every time now. It's like required. Yeah, fuck. I'm honestly about to start coming with riddons, to be honest. Yeah, I was thinking that too. I was thinking that. What about just shut up with a fire and shit? Yeah.

The niggins is dropping. A.D.'s going to come here and like, I was standing on the corner, right, and I was like, I'm like, oh, thank you. You're going to get writers from the community. No, you know what I'm going to do? Everybody drop house phone bars in the chat. Yes, sir. I love doing that shit.

$5 and I'll use your bars. Honestly, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go to that fucking 80, Tim Westwood freestyle and just fucking. Learn it bar for bar and just come recited here. Tim Westwood under investigation by the po-po. What? For what? You meant Charlie Schloff.

Yeah. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. Well, Charlie Slough is who I did this year with. Oh, okay. I want to be around. Nobody got investigations. Fuck.

Sorry. You better quit this podcast. Appreciate y'all. Thank you to everybody who tuned in. Shout out to the unnamed message board forum. Which some people discuss this podcast on. Shout out to Josh. The Birkenstocks are looking good.

Shout out to suicide on the corner, rocking them high tops. Are we done? Gang. We are. Nojumper.com. Hey, are we still on? New York and Boston tickets are still available on nojumper.com. Help us sell out.

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