No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 160

Episode Date: August 17, 2022

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and the LRG pack That's what those are? I know, I opened the pack up and I'm like I don't know how I feel about those You don't like it? You stole some more and more clothes? Stand up. This was me.

Stand up real quick, let me see. Let me know as soon as we're live. I thought we was live already. Get ready tonight. Potty mouth. What? Going to make this a night to remember. I don't know how I feel about these shorts, man.

Well, it's just an experiment. You look like your name was brand man. Brand man. Yeah. Why? Just because I got mad brands on? He's got different brands on. I got a Jesus shirt on today.

That shirt is fire. Why? You don't believe you. I don't believe in Jesus. Why you got a Jesus shirt? That's good. But yesterday, though, I had a package from some other brand. Youthhood.

And that package had a Jesus shirt too. I wrote the Jesus shirt yesterday. People are going to think I'm really rocking with the big guy. Maybe you're getting signs. Nah. Maybe that's what it is. That you need to turn your life over to Christ. What about every time I drove around down south

And every single billboard is for some crazy religious thing They're trying to con you into going to some mega church Was that a sign? It is a lot of stuff like that though Yeah That's weird though Yeah Yeah

What about when you drive to Vegas And you see the stuff saying like aliens are real Well we know that You're the dude who's like Hmm maybe I call the number You're like huh Alien jerky

Pottie mouth put a dollar in the jar But no I was watching Elon Musk on the Nulk Wars podcast us and he said that he sees no sign of aliens. And I agree. He's trying to calm the... Who knows more about space? Yeah, but that's it. My African-American

homie, Elon Musk. I think Elon Musk is an alien. Yeah, exactly. He's trying to throw everybody off his trail. Did you see him with no shirt on? Now, he definitely looks like an alien. Do you think he should get on the Jeff Bezos testosterone pack? He's just slimy and white. Yeah, but I mean, that's what's

going to happen if you're really focused on your business. I mean, if he wanted to invest. an hour and a half or two hours into physical fitness and like you know becoming a Greek god I'm sure he could do it because we were just talking about that because like this okay disaster walks in here okay no shirt sexy wearing a bathing suit like a high-rise baby suit a bathing suit yes a bathing suit and sneakers were the only clothing that he had oh wait wait are you talking about like not a swim shorts yes but I mean they were like relatively small

It's not like they were hanging past his knee. He has speedos? He has speedos on? What do you call it? Was he wearing speedos? Black guy and a white guy. They call stuff different things. It's happening again.

Adam calls it a swimsuit. AD calls it a board shorts. Theater. What do you call it? Swim trucks. Okay. I call it a bathing suit because I'm old as hell. Bathing suit to me means like a woman's bathing suit.

Like a two piece. Yeah. That's a bathing suit. That's fair. but I feel like my whole life, right, Josh? Am I crazy? Okay. Well, in Hasbrooketown, yeah.

Maybe in Hasbron town. Like your mom said, Adam, go pick up your fucking bathing suit. She does. Did she really? Of course, it's a bathing suit. You go bathing in it. Miss Ann did not say that. Oh, you know that the one time in my life that I got really,

well, not the one time, but the one time in my life that I got really focused and I lost like 50 pounds was because I went on vacation with my mom and my ex-girlfriend and I was like 21. And I brought my bathing. suit from high school from when I was 18 and it was so

tight because I had gotten so fat that my mom and my girlfriend made fun of me really bad for how disgusting my body had become and it really made me feel like shit and then I got really motivated and I lost all that way. That's good. So that's the power of teasing. Sometimes bullying is needed

for sure. Especially if it's put a battery in your back. But do you think that we should all bully each other into making the changes that we want in our lives? Because I would say that to some extent we already are doing that. The house phone. We want him to stop doing coats, so we keep calling him a Coke head. We don't bully him. We tell him the truth.

You looked so disappointed when he was talking about his little Coke binge on the podcast. He tried to bowl right past it, but you can see it in his heart that AD is like, fuck him. Yeah, he was hurt. Because I really, like, talk to house phone. No, fact. That's a fact. And when, you know what I'm saying?

I'd be like, bro, when you do that, you let me down. You know what I mean? I felt it. I felt the, like. You had to O.G. suicide him real quick. I felt like the disappointment. talk i felt that's how i feel every time i smoke a spliff i'm like damn what do you mean i'm a piece of shit i shouldn't be doing this i don't know spliffs do make you feel like what

i ain't supposed to be doing this i love a good split now but when i haven't had a split for like six hours it's like oh my god you like it like that i like it like it anyway i just wanted to send a big big shout out to my people at fashion over the number one spot to get drippy with it you could get all kinds of gear that I'm rocking at fashionova.com. So tap in with my squad, my filmers rocking it. We all got the fashion over on deck. It's

like a champagne fashion nova in the sky. Like a fashion overfondue. One day you will find me. What's he saying? Standing in a lunch line. What is that? You all know about Oasis? Is that like Hoobo's thing? Go home. Is that like Hoobestack? Yes, in the sense that it is a band, a group of men making music.

I yo I don't like this that you got the same shirts in jackets that I have it's always like that we go to Complex Con we got all the same clothes for two months

and we were really it was gonna get away we fucking stretched that shit out you guys were still so proud that you walked out a complex Con with a couple t-shirts no we got a lot

we got a lot of shit like I got a bunch of t-shirts like news flash you already have more T-shirts than you could ever really need and you're ridiculous it's so I look at my closet, like I cleaned the shit on my closet a week ago.

I look in there, it's like, it's like a hundred new shirts. Yes. That you still have tags on it and shit that you never even aware. It's all just like shit that comes in. And I take most of it and put it aside. But it's like, and it's definitely not 100. Yeah, it's probably like 30 that made it through. That's, it's going to take me a while to wear 30 shirts.

Yeah. Especially when half of them have Jesus on it. Because the big guy in the sky is sending me a message. But you know what you could do? You could stop being a bum and you could change outfits in between podcasts. It got to that point. It got to that point where I was at the store. It's hot.

It's the summer. I got so many shirts that I'm like, all right, fuck. I'm going two shirts a day. I'm changing my shirt middle of the day. Set an alarm. You was set an alarm to change your shirt? No. But I was just like, get another shirt.

Be like, all right, boom, another shirt. No, because a lot of the rappers used to hang out back then. I liked that. Like famous decks, you give him a shirt. Boom, he's wearing the shirt. Yeah. You'll never see him with the shirt again. but it's like he's just totally open

a suggestion you give me a shirt boom I'm wearing the shirt that's how rappers feel about Air Forces they wear them once that's actually very true the whites you know what I'm saying you ever have some Air Forces hell no no what

I do have Birkenstocks burkestox nigga I think that was it he said when we went to what cool kicks at one time that was his first pair of Nike's he ever bought does Nike's period yeah what are not even

not Nike SBs no Nike bands 2.0s your whole life. Edmys. Vans was out when you was born? I don't know what I was wearing when I was like in elementary school. I definitely had some like Nikes randomly in elementary school. But like... Like them old ones, though.

By the time I was like 13, I was just like, you know what? I'm not rocking Nikes. Everybody else rocking Nikes. I'm not wearing Nikes. He just went to vans. I'm just such a rebel. What about D.C. shoes? You had that before? Oh, hell of D.

I used to get free D.C. packs in the mail. I used to be so plugged in with the DC BM. You know, because he probably got the runoff. did you ever get DC for me? No. Fuck you. But anyway, I was so plugged in with the DC BMX team manager. He would give me a code, say, hey, go to the website, pick out every single thing you want, just use this code.

Boom, it's all free. I'll get like 50 items, get them all in the mail, all trash. Just like looking through it, trying to like, well, I guess I could like rock this thing. Like maybe I could rock this with some other shit and it would look okay. Because like, I mean, let's be real. You rock a full DC kid head to toe. looking crazy honestly you're giving bozo it's not happening you look sponsored exactly there's so many brands that are like that no you look like a freaking nascar dude or something that why is that

it's giving bozo are you not going to let this go no he's not he's not going to rocking with him man it's giving bozo he called teerel bozo on the group chat too today i said that's his word now you actually got mad with trel doing his thing today well i do you got pissed off because what was it today i was with you today yeah what was he talking about i forgot already the the rare the rare time of AD siding you guys down to do like a half hour on YTRL sucks Okay

So um Today the argument was what I have not looked at the group chat today So this is you guys feeling This is how it started This was the argument 1090 came out He came out

With the Young Thug video Right Basically watch it this morning If you watch it It's bad If you watch it and you are I'm a young thug fan I know Young Thug

Thug I love YSL I support the whole gang etc. Realistically, I don't care if you did it. But you watch this video. You're like, there's all these people telling

the paperwork has leaked. It is not looking good at all. So we're talking about it in the group chat. And T-Rell does this thing. We're like, we're all talking about a video that we just saw.

Now, he hasn't seen the video. And refuses to watch it. And refuses to watch it. He's not curious. He doesn't want to know more. He just wants to dig into whatever his current opinion is without having,

even watch this like 12 minute video that 1090 jig was nice enough to put together for us not even nice enough to click the like button or subscribe like you guys should do at home right now but t-roll's basically like nah i got to hear what the defense got to say like nah like like basically like trying to poke holes in jake's video without seeing it and without having any kind of knowledge of it but like this is his like personality like he loves to bust this little thing out and then he said well what about o j simpson and we're like what that What does that got to do with me? That's what he brought up.

Have you ever heard about What aboutism is where when you're arguing with somebody and they'll always try to veer it. Like if you were to say something about Trump and how he's a piece of shit and he got his fucking home rated because of these documents that he snuck out of there

and they'd say, well, what about Hillary Clinton and her emails? Boom. Like they think they'll like reroute the entire conversation by saying, well, what about this thing that is totally different? Which, you know, often, obviously, That is a pretty logical argument.

It went from that to he's like, well, they killed everybody on the OJ case. And I said, no, they didn't. I said fucking Ben Shapiro, why Shapiro is still alive? It's like being in a group chat with Alex Jones. He's hard on 20 years later. Johnny Cochran died of a brain tumor later. You didn't even need to look any of it up. You just like, no, off the top of your head.

Like, what are you talking about? And then Rob Kardashian died, right? That's what y'all were talking about. I didn't know. He said, Kim's dad died. I'm like, bro. He didn't know. T.

That's the fucked up thing. All right. Allow me to further diagnose T. He does this thing where you'll be having a serious conversation, right? And he'll start to feel a little uncomfortable with it. Like he'll start to like either feel like you're making a little too much sense or maybe like the thing he just said. He realizes it's not true.

So he switches to joking mode. And I've noticed that in the chat even, they'll call it high-pitched voice. Like he'll do high-pitched voice sometimes because you, you know, you know, you know, you You'll, like, make a really good point and be like, well, I don't give a fuck. Or he'll be like, he's white. Like, he always will just, like, diverter to something totally different. And listen, humor is good. I get it.

But sometimes it makes me feel like, T.R. You're being held back a little bit because people want to hear you have, like, actual conversations and not just like, well, boom, I'm going to turn it into a joke as soon as I don't like where it's going. Who made your lawyers? We like, bro. Watch the video. Who made it? I will say I've never had a friend quite like

T-REL. Usually I let it's lie because I like to see y'all go back before it was funny to me but today I was like, bro, I just think this is different. It's good that when we can break down the dynamics of what's happening so that we can acknowledge it and then call it out when it happens in the future and I feel like today is like

and I mean it sucks because you smoke a lot of weed I'm going to forget about this in like two days but if I had this cataloged as like a time I feel like we're going to be able to see this pattern play out over and over. Like when he said that Hollywood Unlocked had more journalistic credibility than the New York Times. That was another example. That was another example. Yeah, I remember it because I was at the fucking airport coming back from Boston.

And I'm just seriously typing in the group chat and arguing with this fucker. It started with him basically saying like the Shade Room does good journalism. And then it turned into him saying that they do better journalism than all the actual newspapers in the world. And I'm just like, okay, dude. Like, whatever. But see, that's why I said today. I said, bro, you got to be trolling. Yeah.

I said he got to be trolling today. And when you say that, he'll never admit it, though. Nah. The fact that he said is Kim's first thing. He said, Kim's dad is dead? That's fucking insane. I'm like, bro, where have you been? Where you been?

It's giving Tiny Cah. Didn't he die in like 88 or some shit? No, it was a lot. See, Ray, was alive when the OJ trial happened. No, I know. But I was very little. And Ross played him in the fucking movie. No, I'm saying.

Ross from From, uh, Trablor Ross. What's his name? David Schwimmer. Hey, did you watch, did you watch the, um, the show,

the Hulu show? About what? About OJ? It was crazy. So fucking good. Yeah, yeah, FX. FX. That shit was fucking fire.

I'm like Cuba good, but I don't got a bucket on my head. Somebody suck that baby's dick. What is that? Yeah, I don't know. That's what Cuba can say it. I know,

but I think that it should be taken in the context that people should like be quote 18. Somebody suck that baby's day. Somebody take that out of context for sure. Cuban Gooden Jr. put on the bucket hat and he was in the club. He said, somebody suck that baby's dick. Somebody suck that baby's dick.

But that's a place where you feel safe saying that because there's no babies in the club. True. So it has to be hypothetical, right? See, if you say that in Chuck and cheese, he can get packed out. Exactly. Not the vendor. Then you're going to joke. Not the Cuba.

I never thought about that. That's why it was funny. You know, I've been to Cuba a few times. I don't know. He was in Cuba. So he probably did something. I was hanging out with my dad. No, one time, one time.

One time did you want... I hung out with my dad for like two days in Cuba, walking around eating shitty ham sandwiches. You and Papa Graham-Mason? With Jeffrey... Yes. Epstein was guiding us around, yes. By the hands.

Around Cuba. Yo. Come with me, my disciples. I wonder what I would say if I told him like, if I was like, yo, so there's an ongoing joke that you went to Jeffrey Epstein's island, he would probably say who is Jeffrey Epstein? I feel like my dad.

Like, is that Gucci, man? I feel like there's a very good chance he would have no idea who that is. Really? He reads the news, though. Yeah, come on. Your dad knows who Jeffrey Epstein is. He would probably actually make a hell of funny joke. He'd like, well, you know.

Yes. He'll say some dad joke. Josh is imagining it right now. He's like, well, you know, I was a little wild back in my day. But the thing about my dad is that my dad makes the same fucking 10 jokes that are all references to like shit that happened to me in high school. But when I was like 13, there was a fucking hot-ass Russian girl that lived in my neighborhood. You're it? Yes.

And I hung out of there, I don't know, like two or three times. Never got anywhere with her, but she was hot as fuck. And my dad still to this day, my mom will be like, you remember you and that rushing girl? And they just randomly. My mom would be like, she was a real haughty. Everybody liked her around the neighborhood. She was a looker. Let me tell you.

They said that around Lena? Oh, God. Actually, she probably wouldn't. I hope not. You're going to have to hear about that when you get home. Yeah. Lenna gets to see me fuck girls in front of her every week. Yeah, I know.

It's different. I just interviewed. It's not the same. So you want to know what happened today? I was supposed to do plug talk with Lena and Kissa Sins, who is Johnny Sins's wife. They both shoot their own porn, right? So this is not her cheating on him.

It's just, it's on the up and up. But still, it's like, I know Johnny Sins. And that is kind of funny to me in my brain. Like, oh, my God. Johnny's wife. Oh, that's terrible. Should be doing that. But Lena gets some fucking allergic reaction to her makeup while we're in San Diego.

Her face blows up. Like swells up? Yes. It's a huge thing. You can barely see her eyes. And it's from makeup? What? She had some kind of weird allergic thing or there was bacteria in the makeup or some shit like that.

Who knows? What if Sesame Place did it? I feel like they were definitely playing a role for sure. But I'm going to tell you about that. Yeah, please. I got all kinds of theories about those fuckers. But, uh, so we had to cancel. We had to cancel the,

the scene. So you didn't get to pipe as well. I did not get to pipe, but I had her do no jumper instead. And like the first thing that we're saying in the interview is like, this kind of sucks. Like we were supposed to be fucking. Like I was supposed to be sucking your,

and like, I'm just, like, oh, boy. He loves this. She's a lot. Jesus. She's like, I already sucked her dick. And I'm like, oh, right, yeah, I forgot about that. Because she did. She gave me like 20 seconds worth a head one time.

What did it mean 20 seconds? Did you bus? It was like a sample? Sample head or what? It was like, yeah, you know, when you're walking through the mall and they got the terriaca chicken? Yeah, exactly. It was like that.

It was like that of head. Yeah. No, actually it was, I'll just tell us. I'm sure I've told us before, but it was like, Lennon told me this is like when she first started shooting with other porn girls. She's like, are you down to come do a scene with me and five other porn stars? I'm like, yeah, okay. because I've never done anything besides like a threesome or whatever so I pull up and so the girls are like

all we're going to do like a cock begging scene like where basically you hold the phone and we're all going to be like oh my god we want your cock so bad give me your dude it's kind of gay what I'm saying it's you right but like that was like that's like I'm glad you're looking at it's like a thing on only fans it's like girls make videos where they're like begging the camera like I want your dick right so it's like five girls all doing it and so when I'm about to start filming it I start taking my shorts off and the girls are all like oh like we just beg for it in the video

we're not like actually going to suck a dick I ought to be hot and then one girl Carmen Karma she goes like I mean I'll suck your dick no but my girl had like she didn't I think she misled me I think she didn't understand what it was actually supposed to be like

yeah I'm so confused like so like I'm mad I'm like why am I filming this I got this girthy cock on me I'm like fucking poetic flaco out here And you're just going to beg and not actually... But so then Kiss of Sins and Carmen Carma and my girl, we all go in the other room and they all gave me a little bit. But then... They gave you a little bit.

A little bit. A little bit. Like the fucking... She just wet the tip of a little bit. She just wet the tip a little bit. I don't remember. I think we're in like a hurry or something. Like the Airbnb rental was ending. I can't remember why I didn't finish because...

I'll take some hair versus no head. It doesn't sound like me. You'll take a sample of some head besides no head. Yeah, because I still got the head. Don't make me crawl under this desk. Bro. Oh my God. What's wrong with you?

I'm just hell of gay, man. I don't know. I think you get into the point to where, like, you're just getting gayer and gayer by the year because you just fucking so many girls that you're turning gay. That's leveling up. Anyway, speaking of leveling up,

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You want to talk about that again? have you had any since we last talked that shit was fine fruit punch one he's out here not known about Furtopia let's clown his ass why I didn't know about the cookie monster hat speaking of

yeah that was that was crazy that you didn't remember that yeah that was that was big that was like really a thing once we sent all those photos did you kind of remember no you still don't remember that no I don't and even somebody said in the group show they're like they said a jerkin era

box yeah and I said that is the era I remember but I remember they had like that Disney hats that they would put on, but I don't remember a cookie monster. My memory is like, because I'm living in Long Beach at the time, is like, okay, we go riding downtown and inevitably, like, early on it was some cool shit. You can see somebody fly, like a fucking, you know, 18-year-old kid, he got his tight-ass jeans on, whatever. He got a cookie monster hat. He's doing his little jerking moves. I don't even know what it looks like.

But then, like, you fast forward, you know, a couple months, and all of a sudden it's like smokers on the corner rocking a cookie monster hat. Elmo? All that shit. I really don't remember that, bro. But then again, I got bad memory. You don't want to remember it because you definitely rocked it. I never had a cookie monster. I think that this is you trying to deflect away from your cookie monster hat.

And trust me, I like cookie monsters. See, it's for cookie. That's good enough for me. I want to rock this. It's crazy, though, because when I look at you, I picture three words, cookie monster hat. CMH. Josh, pull it up. Let's put that up there.

Is there a picture of AD rocking the cookie monster hat? Put me in the corner, Josh. Could you or could you not? I've never seen this. It's so you. Why do they make it like version with the, uh, with the fucking off white bite in it? Yeah, with the cookies. I will send you 20.

The first person, no, I'm not going to send you shit, but find me a clip of a music video of a rapper with a rocking a cookie monster hat. Probably soldier boy or something. Because I know it's all for sure. I rock the beanie. I was the first rapper to rock a cookie monster hat. I was the first rapper to eat a cookie. I ain't never seen that No, no

Maybe I laughed harder than it was Hey All right I've seen some old pictures At D He had to zigzag Riffraff lineup That was crazy

Well why you look old When you were young You look like Yeah you You look like you You literally look like You're reversing in age I swear to God

You look like an old dude When you were like 19 It was kind of weird You know You know it's crazy Because everybody was like They were like

Swamp stories Is going in on you I'm like I send Swamp stories So many pictures And for the other We should probably clarify the record that That alluring tale that we told about swamp stories

What is going on with him? I just moved it. His headphones are hella, hell of powerful. Is it because it's too loud? Okay, I'll turn it out. You hear that squeaking? I'm sorry, guys. Squeak on it.

Sorry, guys. Don't bring the disconnected language here. We can't do that. Disconnected is fire. Okay, DJ, quick. Finish for apology because I'll have people reaching out to me. So basically, we told this whole tale

it's on the clips channel about Swamp Stories. I told the story. And I did make it clear that I had absolutely no idea if this was true. But it was the kind of thing where I liked it so much. I thought it was such a funny idea that Swamp Stories would actually be this underground rapper that I talked about it on here and gave it a little bit more validity than it actually deserved. As soon as we get done, I get back to the crib. I'm sitting there trying to avoid having anything to do with my family or my actual responsibilities.

I can scroll on over the Reddit. What do I see? A thread from the fucking kid who made the video like, yo, Adam really is bad at fact checking. He fucking talked about this and it only had like 300 views. And I was like, all right,

you got me, a little fuck. Yeah, I guess the guy who, the rapper or whatever, I guess was receiving death threats and shit like that. I guess, I guess some nigga that was mad about,

you know. Okay. So it's not him. But hypothetically, oh my God. Somebody blams him. Bam. RIP.

What was his name? Cemetery. It's the guy's fault. No, is it my fault? No, because you really thought the guy. Because then I'm basically the equivalent of the swatters who send the SWAT team to fucking Aiden Ross's house or whatever. Because that has happened.

And then the cops kill the dude for whatever reason. And then the kid who called in the hit, basically, he fucking gets charged with it. Would I be charged for the underground rapper's death by? I mean, I don't see why, right? because if he was Swamp stories, that doesn't in any way make sense that someone would kill him, right? But if you thought the information you got was valid

and you talked about it on the show, you really can't be responsible for that. Yeah, but you also made it clear that you didn't know the validity of the story. I think I did enough disclaimer adding. And we kind of laughed about it. No, I thought it was Cemetery. Oh, yeah, me too.

And then Swamp's in me up. He was like, I thought you had my back. I was like, I too got your bag. I don't know you. How would that be you not having his back by thinking that he was... Shout the Swarm store. His video is far.

So yeah, Adam over here, spreading false news. That's all I do. Anyway, we were talking about Sesame Street before, so I'm just going to give my review of Sesame Place. So we go there, and as people probably know, some Sesame Place or various Sesame Spots all over the country, I believe, and also like Disneyland and everywhere.

It's just been a bunch of videos coming out, basically, of different Sesame Street characters who are, you know, supposed to shake hands with a small black child, they take a photo with them or whatever, and they kind of ignore them. And it's been a whole controversy. Are they actually intentionally racist or is this an accident or whatever? So me and Lena, of course, we have to get to the root of all racism. This is what we do in our spare time. So we went on down to San Diego, got a little apartment on the beach with her sister and her husband and her kids. Oh, that's cute. You bought an apartment?

No, we just went down there for the weekend. That would be a lot. Like an Airbnb or something. A modern apartment just to check out Sesame Place. Get an Airbnb. I don't know. No, no. Yeah, it wasn't an Airbnb? I don't know.

It's like a rental by the beach or whatever. So it was great. And actually, it gave me weird memories because like 10 years ago, I met a girl on the set. Or actually, one of my friends met a girl on the set of a Honda commercial that they were, like, filming at for whatever reason. And then they brought her over the apartment. Guess who scoops her? Big Daddy 22. Get the phone number.

All of a sudden, I'm down in San Diego hanging out all weekend with her doing the worst Coke. I've ever done and banging the shit out of her through a condom and I remember like it was yesterday and it was fucking weird because I'm like That was the last time

you had been in San Diego before this? This extremely specific neighborhood off of like right by the beach in San Diego I stayed there about 10 years ago for like a weekend

with this girl and now all of a sudden 10 years later I'm there with my family being a responsible Adele and not snorting bad coke it was literally in the same neighborhood. It was probably two blocks away.

Swear to God. I think I ate a breakfast burrito that I also ate 10 years ago. Do you need a breakfast burritos from everywhere? Pretty much. Whenever possible. I mean, if you're going to be in San Diego, you kind of got to get good Mexican food. Meanwhile, 30 minutes away. It's probably the best.

In Tijuana, there's cartel murders happening apparently, and so I was like, oh, I guess we're not going over there. But anyway, so yeah, we get this spot. But you guys did all this just to go to the Sesame thing, right? That was the primary goal. But then also we were like, whatever. We'll do a beach day as well. So we go to the Sesame Place, pull up, it's a big-ass theme park, whatever.

You know, they got fucking rides that for some reason have a picture. Is it a water park? It is. There's a lot of water. Yeah, yeah. There's like a big wave pool. And, you know, when you have a kid who's sub two years old, it's kind of like the pool is the main attraction. You're not taking them on the rides, really.

Yeah. A couple of the little kid rides and shit like that. But the main goal, really, like, when we went there is like, we want her to see the characters. We want her to see the big ass Burt walking along because, like, her number one thing. in her fucking life is picking up the Bert doll and saying Bert. So we're like, you know. Burt slapped the baby. Burt.

What do you mean? Beat the shit out of Parker. No, I'm just going to. So we go on the thing or whatever. But the whole time I'm there, I don't see one Sesame Street character walking around. Which to me makes sense because, well, A, it's like 100 degrees. So, I mean, how much are people really supposed to be walking in there? I know.

I could imagine maybe you put some fans, you put some dry ice in there. I don't know. Well, you probably die. Dry ice? Yeah, you probably die. but we should try it out though you try that on Yuri um dry eyes I want to donate on your on

on your stream for him to have just like a huge pile of dry ice in the room because I think it might kill him and then you'll be responsible for that you'll be responsible no idea but uh so okay my theory is that normally they would have the characters walking around at sesame place and everything like that

but then all this controversy happens What are they thinking? They're thinking we can't risk another bad PR moment. So rain them in. Take Elmo. Keep them backstage. Cancel shifts for a bunch of the employees, whatever. I don't know.

Maybe some employees could tell me if this is actually. I didn't really think of this until after because I would have asked some of the employees because a bunch of the employees were fucking with me and hyped on a jumper. They gave me like a premium space to watch the parade. They're like, do you want, they go, do you want free premium seating or like premium space to watch the parade? I go, yes. Give him like... It looked exactly like everything else.

Yeah, yeah. That's why I gave him in the exchange. You gave him a 20% off. Here's a wristband to the next Kazumi orgy. Yeah. See you there. No, but I think that they took all the characters and how to not be out there

because they did the parade. So we had like, you know, two minutes, like, what's the parade? It's like, I don't know, 20 minutes of like staying in there and Parker's watching the count go by and she's kind of smiling and she's happy and stuff. But like, you know, I really wanted that like Santa Claus type experience where you everybody has that memory of either you or your kids where you bring

them in the mall and they're looking at santa claus and they're just scared shitless slash kind of hyped like they don't know if they're they don't know which one they are we have taken on a black santa sometimes where's that some of the malls they got black santa yeah would you be offended if i tried to hire you to be santa for parker i don't think you can afford it what do you charge to be santa yeah probably a lot i do for free wow wow I'm so proud of you. Stand up, man. Stand up, man.

What a great man. Just so you can know, Santa will be black to her. Yeah. Yeah, facts. And morbidly obese. So Parker wasn't the only kid, though. You had Lena's sister's kids, too.

So we had two more babies there who were younger and even less. Oh, really? Clued into what we were actually doing. Oh. But, yeah. So Parker's the big dog at this point. She is. Yeah, she smacks them around, throws them on the ground.

Yeah, it's bad. You got to watch. Dude, the way she tortures my cats is fucked. She will take a cat. She probably got it from you. She'll take the cat. So the cat's facing away. The cat's facing the same direction as her right.

And she'll hold the cat's arms and pull the arms back. Like she's ripping a part of rotissory chicken. And I will like be diving onto it. Parker, stop. You know, like, because it's one thing when she like grabs the cat by the neck or whatever. Like that's fucked up trying to get her to stop. But it's not going to kill the cat. Like it actually looked like she's going to fucking rip this cat's shoulder blade apart.

And so then I dive in and say, no. And then she starts crying her eyes out because I said no. Do you y'all popper? Popper? Like, so I'm having you like this. Stop. Oh no, I haven't done that. Is that a thing?

Look, he's like, I don't know if I can do it. That's your excuse for beating your kids? You don't call it popping. You don't beat up like this. Like, hey, stop. It's like a pop lock and drop it. Now, I used to get weapons with a belt. Yeah, facts.

No, I used to get the shit beat on me too. And I don't plan on doing it to my kid. My granny's like, go get me Mr. Lickety's blend. Josh, you used to get beat? Damn, we all you... You got beat real good? Yeah, you already know.

Oh, damn. You know I was bad as well. I got beat with a broom one down. You beat your kid? Hell no. You beat your meat? Yeah. Cool.

That's sick. You got... Would you beat your kids? I don't got one yet, so I can't say. Like, my daughter's 13. I never spanked there. I could never. Really.

But I, but I was, like, blow up to where she'd start crying. But I see people on Twitter saying that beating your kid is an important part of the black experience. Wait, I don't know about that. CPA called on you. No, but I'm saying, I have, I've seen that set on Twitter of people being like, you don't understand this is part of our culture or whatever. I mean, do you give that any kind of like respect?

Honestly, back then, if you was afraid of getting a whooping, it would stop you from doing a lot of bullshit. But I don't think that the violence should, the fear, like, you fear your parent should make you want to be good because you get away from them and then you go do all the bullshit anyway. You really ain't learned your lesson to be getting it. I don't think it's a good way to get the point across. I think I had one of the best moms you have

and I still turned out to be a little shit. She didn't beat you enough, really, is what I'm thinking from myself. Yeah, really? When I got bigger than my mom, she couldn't hit me no more. I'd be like this. But you would never hit her back? I know, like, I reached a certain age when my dad couldn't fucking do any damage anymore

and so I just fucking like, just like hold his wrists and be like, chill. Like, and then. And then like, no, that out. And like, that's out of pocket. That's when it stopped. Because I was like 15 and I'm way bigger than my dad. So it just reached the point where I just like, get the fuck away from me.

And it was a puncher to day. But I never hit him. In retrospect, I kind of regret. Like, because I feel like that would have been like a nice equalizer. What? You're crazy. But Adam, come to dinner. I ain't coming to dinner, dad.

Wait, so you regret not beating your dad's ass? kind of just because it's like it would have like you know made I feel like that that would have evened out the fact that I was dealing with this for like a big chunk of my life you know

I'm really out of like I was a fucked up because that shit fuck me up all right do you feel traumatized from getting beat as kid like you feel like it kind of fucked you up in the head I didn't get beat up like yeah I didn't get beat like that

my little brother that's in prison yeah he used to get it every every day they beat him worse bro this nigga for some reason he used to go to school and pull his pants down, like moon people. Yeah, it's probably being a flasher. And they didn't know why, though. That's not a habit of shit.

So he would get a whooping. He'll get a whooping. He'd think he learned his lesson. You go to school the next day and do it with you again. What? Yeah, I don't know why. And what age group? Do you remember when somebody, uh,

do you remember when somebody flashed Phyllis? And Bob Dance was feeling. Oh, yeah, she was. Bob Dance from Dance Refrigeration. He was on. Okay. Damn, dude, would you flash? Did you ever think about getting in flashing?

No. Like, what was the sport? I don't want to go to jail, bro. I mean, shit. If you could get away with it, now there'll be a pop in his YouTube channel. You would do that. Hell no. Well, you ever had an office job?

Hell no. You ever put your cheeks on like the little Xerox machine? The closest thing I ever had was, uh... He definitely Xerox's dig before. I sold mortgages on the phone for like three days. Mortgages? I didn't even know what a mortgage was. I didn't even get it, bro.

But I was, like, do it. the script and the fucking box were you good were you good at doing hell no and the boss would be kind of walking around and he could tell if you actually had a real client he grabbed the phone and like start really talking to shit what happened to washington mutual just some random what the bank i don't know the random ass bit is my thought about it's gone you might want to think about that a little harder anyway what else what should we talk about well i know what i want to talk about you know the saying there are a few things in life guarantee but if you're looking for a surefire bet this weekend put your money on the nigerian night

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I'm going to order one now use code no jumper oh my god that was so much funnier than you coming in as Biskos who's just come in as Cookie Monster Hat guy you just hate Biscos he's a bitch oh

T. Ramp is a bitch he did for a rap I was summoning Franco Ocean and your weird whisper voice yeah I'm gonna freestyle I'm honestly is a pretty good I just keep every comment I read says that I'm better than you guys now I've read a couple to be fair to be fair I think that what is appreciated on here when we're freestyling is a lot different than what would be appreciated on an actual album so I think like if we were to make a song it's not a sure thing that I would fuck you guys

up now it's definitely a good possibility because I'm ill I don't necessarily assume that I could fucking get a whole song. Yeah, that's a lot. Because when we're freestyle, I'll say some shit like, you know, I call it OG suicide old. Everybody laughing. Oh, my God. Crazy he joke. If you say that in a song, people are going to be like, why the fuck is he calling suicide old?

Like, what the fuck? Why would you say that in the song? You could have rode anything. No, I'm going to say the other. I'm like, he cold. Did you, you seen the video of the new spot, the fucking the studio? Yeah, the new spot we're supposed to be in this week. The mix is studio number three, so we have three of those?

We have that one, which is basically going to be the Twitch gaming setup and the music recording space. Who's going to do Twitch? We will see. But you could theoretically do both at the same time. You could have the, like, that's how I picture the music stream going is. You're going to have cameras all over there. So you can switch the camera angle to be like in the booth with the rapper, and then they

could be have like a gaming set of chilling here. That's fire. So that way, House phone wants to bounce over here and make his, his, song in the booth we could record you actually rapping or we could have you come out when you're halfway through and then we suggest bar you know go crazy to do different stuff yeah that's a great idea but then we the content like that is going to make this shit way crazy yeah and i mean we definitely have to blame josh just giving us the the false hope that we're going to be in there soon no no no no no josh doesn't give us false hope you give us false hope by repeating the things josh says to me

when i tell josh i'm like is it ready he'd like this no he's like no he's like no he's like no Okay. He's like, listen, guys. But this is the thing that balances it out, though. As much as I love to shit on Josh, is that realistically, Josh is doing almost all of the work. Yeah, literally. In terms of getting the spot ready. So although he is giving us false hope, he is also basically the only reason that we have hope in this endeavor.

So shout out to Josh, man. Shout out to Josh. Shout out to Josh, man. I'm your big piece of shit. And we'll see you at the new office in two months. No, but he's swearing. He is swearing. This is the last.

That Monday will be the Monday show featuring suspect who it seems is now an official member of the cast, Gina views, and poetic chung- What about, what about SETI? He doesn't even live here. Oh, no, I don't know that either. But, yeah. So do you want a fourth seat or are you stuck with three? I don't know. I think we should dig into the almighty suspect Falko Gina dynamic.

Their last step was a poetic suspect. Poetic, so when they do their track together. You know how rappers always do that? You have to. You have to. Poetic suspect. Almighty Chungis. I wonder if he still got, because he had a couple of Almighty

underneath him. I wonder if he still got that going on. You see that shit that in the Frosty there on Twitter? Yeah, that was crazy. Wasn't that old? Is it old? I think that was old. I'm gonna find it right now.

I want to see if it's old. I need to know. They used to meet with each other like 20 votes out. I know. They used to be at the store together. other and shit it was crazy like it used to be like BFF oh my god I'm scrolling through this and just seeing a picture of all the fucking different

the different hats Cookie Monster hats so I don't know how long ago this happened but this gives you a sort of window I've seen this in the Reddit but a window into how Suspect's brain works is basically Frosty the Snowman tweeted a pitcher at

suspect saying with a picture of him smoking a blunt like this is how they communicate apparently A picture of himself smoking a blunt and wrote, Use a bitch on bloods. And then all my suspect quote tweets it and write, Can yo bitch ass even walk yet? Laughing face.

N words need to worry about getting shot three times a month Instead of my dick in your mouth. Jesus. Followed by seven laughing faces. Yeah, I don't think you should have read that. Well, I mean, that's what they were getting into at the time. And actually, I think it's old because that's when Frosty got shot like over a year ago, right? That was crazy, by the way.

But I mean, yeah. It's kind of like interesting when I see something like that because it's like if someone's going to be a host on here, you kind of like expect them to, you know, be a certain degree of professionalism. You think so? Not a no jumper. But we have, we've yet to see you disson up. Nah. Frosty or a suspect out here just slamming on people. Because he's so real right now, but you wonder like what's what's a couple months on air going to do to him?

Is he going to maybe like? He's going to be jaded. He's going to be jaded. I don't know. I think everybody learns. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because Flacco was a totally, totally different guy than he was when he first got

here. Really? Yeah. You think so? A little bit. Because you want to know why? Josh shaking his head in the greens. I think in my, I think in his head, like when he was in North Dakota, he really

is like, all gang members are just crazy murderers. Yeah. He had that stance and he met a lot of street guys now. And he's like, he's a nice guy. Yeah, I'm saying. So I think he really didn't understand that first. But, okay. You know what the biggest thing with Flacco that pisses people off, I think is?

And I love Flacco and I think he's been improving like crazy. But the biggest thing that I think that pisses people off is when he's like basically saying girls are like this or like hood dudes are like this or this is how shit is. And it's like, what the fuck are you talking about? You don't know any bitches? He has no frame of reference. You never been to the hood? Like what you're talking about? Like when I speak on what the hood is like, I try to approach it from an outsider perspective to make it.

clear that I'm not acting like I know everything I'm just telling you what I think about this particular thing Right and I have a lot of experience from actually being around that kind of shit I lived in fucking the trenches in Long Beach for like three years You know like I live in Brooklyn and Queens for all those that time whatever so like people still are not trying to hear me talk about like what the hood is like But when they see Flocko doing it and they know that he's from North Dakota land it's like That pisses people off you know

No but as far as like I don't got more street trade than Flaco I'm calling it as far as like journalistic you know know abilities. Yes. Nobody and no jumpers better than him with that. Facts. He, bro, that nigga does real research. He brings out his notepad, bro.

He does really, like, I'd be like, damn, we do the news sometimes. The nigga writes essays before we do the news. And I'm like, nigger, it's not that serious. It is that serious. You know what I'm saying? A lot of times I just zone out pretty quick because it's like, well, so, you know, FTC chemo shot FBR Brian and then FBR Brian and it's just like at a certain point. I'm like, okay.

I mean, yeah, they don't like each other. I get it. And then you start talking to a flygo, and he's like, he understands every intricate part of this. Like, you just watch Star Wars. And I'm like, I really don't care that much. No, but I appreciate it, though. It's like, you take your job serious.

You feel me while, you know what I'm saying? Some of us, we just be just skating and doing this shit. Farting and coming and shit. And as you, only thing, though, is like, Oh, I come. I come like a thousand dubs. ODB said that back in the day. Did he?

Pretty sure. I mean, I hope so. His cums like flies away. When he comes, it's so much cum that it's like a thousand doves. That's some weird 1980s bars. That's a PCP shit right there. If I had to guess, every time I dump, my producer card. Almost exactly the same bar.

It means almost the same thing. But that's really like, that's a fucked up thing about rap is that there's just not enough good bars about how much you jizz. There's a couple. Jizz in my pants. I mean, it's just not enough. Like I want to I want rap that speak to my desire to Ejaculate more We should make some type of masturbation song for the for the no jumper album

That'd be fired Then it's gonna make it a parody album Are we making this a real album or we're making this a parody album It could be a real album we could just throw But I think it would be cool to have loose themes for some of the songs Where maybe you throw out a title And then it's like you're not doing some corny shit where every fucking bar is about the exact thing thing. But maybe

every couple bars you sort of like loop it in or you try to use it as an overall thing. I think that would be like a cool challenge. We got to do a song where we all going back and forth. I know. We got to, oh, like we got to do one of those like ones from the fucking Instagrams

where I want to hear a job song. No. We got to, we got to bring their fucking dreads back. We're like, hokey pokey. Hokey pokey. I feel like it would be weird. Like, I just don't. Josh? Are we going to get on like a Detroit beat

and we just all go back and forth? There's certain people I just don't want to hear. I don't want to hear them rap. Have you ever said? Josh, you have a very calming voice, though. I feel like you would sound good. What if you sounded like an angel? If we were driving in the car

listening to music and I saw Josh's mouth moving along to the lyrics a little bit, I would be like, ugh. I'll roll a window down. I'm like, what are you doing? You're feeling this too much? You're freaking me out. I believe in all the little children.

Yo, if he was singing that, I'd be like, Josh. Come on. You're helping me run this business. So I'm thinking me uncomfortable. Okay, are we going to talk about the... Oh, okay. What? The new breaking news and the YSL indictment.

Oh, we kind of did, but we were talking about how T-Rail doesn't like it. Yeah, but anyway, people are snitching. People are big snitching. They only men in there, what? People with dirty-gloved bastard interviews are snitching. That's crazy. I don't even remember the fool's name, but, like, the fact that he was enough of the homie that he was like, let me go get my little clout interview.

And you could put Young Thug in the title and shit. And that was the same dude who was telling, bro. But those are usually. For them having testimony from 2015 is crazy. 2000. They're fucking team. And they had that and they held that the whole time to build this case up. And did you see, wow.

Did you see the academics put out a video about a press conference that one of the Atlanta, I don't know, some authority put out, they list off a ton of fucking street gangs and I'm not sure exactly what rappers are and what gangs but at least some of the gangs. I see in the list. I fucking know that there's rappers who fucking shout these gangs out and shit. Basically in this video,

telling people if you have anything to do with these gangs, get the fuck away from them because this video came out like a day ago. But get away from them, warning them in advance. But those were the gangs in Philly. the guy Okay, you're right

Yeah, no, but I mean I was halfway tuned in No, no, but they had a list too When the DA said that she was going Yeah, we still waiting on the On the two extra Ricos That she was talking about Is it making you want to be more careful?

Who? You? Me? Have you stopped ordering murders? I've caught down. I'm down by like 90% Hey, you put that on him Do not put that on me, sir.

No jumper Rico. Yeah. Josh is out of here. You think you would know where to cop a body if you needed one? You know anyone who's in this line of work? You hang out down down. Not necessarily. Yeah. Just find a bum.

Throw them in your trunk. A bum's going to tell on you. A bum is for showtime. You know, you kill the bum, too. Right? Jesus Christ. I mean, but if that's the case, you might as well just kill the person you were trying to kill. The motherfucker's going to go on soft white underbelly and tell on you.

So, yeah, you got to get them out of there. Some guy with a cookie monster hat. This guy with a cookie monster hat pulls up on Skid Row He offered me a thousand dollars I couldn't And the cop who cracks the case Like finds this episode of the No Jummer show

And he's like It was the cookie monster hat Adam God damn it I got him Fucking coppers I got him God damn it

But yeah I don't know I feel like I'm I feel like I don't got enough problems With people to really Oh really I think you got a

You better not say shit today. This nigga, man. What? You mad at him? Oh, yeah. Shut up. Shut up. You got a new beat.

Shut up. Shut up. I'm not going to say nothing, but you just, you told us and then you didn't give us any information. The group chat is actually exactly like this podcast where you just throw it out there and then don't say anything about it. You love to telling yourself. I love it. On accident, I don't want to be trying to. Right.

I have a question. Yeah. Who's going? A.D. Yeah. I saw you get a. little in your feels. Oh, for so.

100%. Last Wednesday. And of course, you made a clip about it. Yeah. Blurred her face out. You like that? I wouldn't even be mad about that. I just figured it would be better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. That was good. So what I took from it is that you don't like the consistent antagonizing from certain people, such as, do know, making the same joke over and over, trying to create a narrative, that you're a bad guy. Nah, it's not even, it wasn't even that, right? It's literally like, all right.

We joke around. We say shit all day. You know what I'm saying? Like you banging Duno's mom. Yeah. But he also wants you to stop. He made it clear. Did he say that?

But in my defense of saying that with Duno's mom, you do love her. No, Duno's mom. Last time. Listen, Duno's mom doesn't speak English. You feel me? No, I'm not, I'm not being funny. You feel me?

She doesn't watch. She doesn't watch. She doesn't know. She doesn't watch the show. You feel me? Okay. But like many hundreds of thousands of other people do. No, no.

Some of whom know her, probably, including her son. Listen, I believe that. You know what I'm saying? So I don't think, like, what we say on here would affect Duno's mom in any type of way. And he's a comedian. He's a comedian. So, you know, it's like when Andrew Schultz is talking about Bill Clinton molesting me, I'm just kind of like, ah, you know, he's a comedian.

Like, I just got to roll with it, right? No, it really wasn't. It really wasn't Duno though. It was more T-Rail because the narrative, that goddamn T-Rail. The narrative and the way he did it made it seem like my girl used to fuck with O.T. You feel me?

And they said, yeah. And then the Reddit is like, and they said that before, you feel me? No, no. They said that before a couple of times. And it's to the point where people really hit me up, like, oh, you wiped up a girl, your homie smashed? I'm like, oh, no.

I'm like, O.T. never smashed my girl. Right. Joe Moses never smash my girl. I would never wipe up a girl that one of my homeboys smash. It's 22. I'm just keeping it real. Not a porn star. Not a porn star.

But I'm saying OT, you feel me, is my best friend. We don't play those type. If I wipe the girl that OT smash, he would disown me. He would be like, you was not my brother. We don't rock like that. I'm just telling you. That takes away all her value as a potential mate. What if it's just like, hold on.

Hold on. So, bro, when I hear certain stuff like that, even when it's alluding to, I know people are going to, they've been hitting my girl up since I revealed her to begin with. So they've been hitting her up like, oh, you ain't,

you're not black, you're not white, they've been blowing her shit up she blocks people all day. But doesn't, doesn't do no say shit about you not posting her, even though you do both?

That is cool. I can be like, ah, you're hating on a nigga game, whatever. Like, I ain't tripping off of that. But when people think that you have sex with my best friend, like, that's where I draw the line with it.

Now, I shouldn't have said, like, I'd get down with anybody, but that was like a real human moment for me. You feel me? I'm like, I'm going to get down. Right now. Right now. I'm going to do it.

You're like looking into your phone. It's like, you're just like. And then, and then, bro, exactly what happened, what I didn't want to happen. The whole weekend, they've been hitting up my girl. They've been like, saying crazy shit. You fucked O.T.

You fuck Joe Moses. You're, you're this, you're this, you're that. AD don't post you and they've been blowing her shit up. And I'm like, I would never come on. I wouldn't even joke about Heather. I've never said nothing about Heather because I know that Heather can get affected by shit that is said, even if I lie

right now and say, oh yeah, Heather fucked, um, boom and I act like it's something, people are going to run with that. That's the type of fans that we have. So, joking, I don't care about that, but when you somebody can be affected by it, when it's a lie about something, I'm like, no, I can't fuck with that. You feel me? To me, that's

like, with a bar. And if, like I said, if Duna don't know what he talk about his mom, if it really affects him, I won't say this shit no more, because when T. Rale said, don't talk about his arm no more. Y'all ain't heard A.D. talk about arm. Duno talks about T.Rail's arm still, but I don't talk about T.Rail's arm, you know what I'm saying? So, I think it was

just getting played out, like, for a certain point. Yeah, I think that's what it was. I feel like any joke, any edgy joke, you say it one time, it could be fucking funny. But then all of a sudden, if it keeps going, it starts to feel more mean. And it's like, and especially when it becomes a narrative and you know that some people actually

think it's true, and especially when there's casualties, like his girl getting DM'd and shit. It's like, oh, we can. Is she even reposted on her story about one of the fans hitting her up, like, you're not even like black or something like that. So it's like, my whole thing is

like, I don't want the narrative with the girl that I fuck with that she's just a rat and she's fucking everybody. You know what I'm saying? If they're gonna hit your girl up and harass her about anything, they should be making fun of her for not eating your ass. Okay. That's a valid concern. No, but even like, even like OT, like,

OT is my best friend. O.T. provided, like, a lot of the situations, why me and her are together and cool. Like, we then took trips together. You feel me? Because we was in the same friend group. O.T. was messing with one of her home girls. You feel me? She was one of her friends. That was

my friend. I knew her for years before I even dealt with her. So I knew what type of woman she was. I knew what type of... You know what I'm saying? What she was into? What she wasn't into? So I was like, all right, this is somebody that I can fuck with. You feel me? But when the narrative is, oh, you you wiped up somebody at your homie? I would

never do something. What are the new rules on at the end of the day? It's not even necessarily rules. It's just that. I would never come on here and say, oh, Lina fucked, woo, and say that because, guess what? Our fans going to go on Reddit. They're going to go on shit. They're going to be like, AD said, Lina fucked this rapper. And you're going to be like, why is this shit even being said?

It's similar to the Flaco and Vell thing, too. It is. Flacco's talking to the camera saying, oh, Vell, you have mad bitches, Mr. bitches, yada yada. And originally, what did I say? I said, Vell. What I tell Vell? What I said in the group chat?

I said, nigga, that's out. Flacco is scanners for that. You feel me? And then y'all broke it down like, uh, well, that's flaco. Y'all should know, y'all know what it is when it comes to come down to Plocko. You know what I mean, I think, you know. He wasn't even there, too. Us making content together and shit.

And the fact that we're always, we're the types who push the line and we make jokes. We all do. We're going to cross the line. For sure. We just also have to be able to be open with each other and say, hey, I don't like this joke. Usually it seems that we have these conversations on the podcast for people to enjoy a row, which might not necessarily be necessary. I'd rather say something about your mom and dad before. I say something about Lena.

And that's me personally. You feel me? So, like, I ain't going to, you ain't never heard me to make a Lina joke. I don't cross that line because, nigga, that, nigga, there's somebody that you engaged to, bro. And you feel me? And, like, it's different. It's way different.

You got kids with her. You know, I don't never want you to look, like, bad to where some people are running with some shit. Because I can come on here right now and say, oh, yeah, Lenner fucked Travis Scott. And then they're going to be like, oh, whoever it is. They're going to be like, hey, AD said, Linda fuck Travis Scott. And then people are going to run with that shit and whether it's false or true or not,

that's what's going to be in somebody saying. I'm seeing a Reddit post right now. A Photoshop Reddit post right now. I'm going to be like walking around. In the back of my head, I'm pretty lit, man. And bro, when it come down, when it come down, the jokes like, me and Travis Scott, yeah, it's pretty cool. If we, like, I'm a person that go,

y'all know me, I go hard for anybody that I care about. I go harder for you, you, everybody, in this office. So if somebody like, somebody lies about something on a house phone or a loose or something, I'm gonna be like, you a bitch-ass nigga, like, don't do the homie like that. You know what I'm saying? We can joke, we could joke all day or something's up with me. Nigger, joke on

me, I don't give a fuck, but don't make it seem like... Don't put my girl into it. And don't make it seem like that like this is like, you know what I'm saying? Or I'm some lame-ass nigga. I don't do no shit like that. I think just like in general too, like a good theme for us would be like less beefing with each other and more like talking about news,

current events, topics, whatever. And yes, obviously, like, when it comes down to it and we do have drama or whatever between all the hosts and shit, it's a lot of us, too. It's good content and everything. But, I mean, sometimes I think about it, it's like, we could so easily do all of these podcasts, not talk to each other all fucking day in the group chat too. And just do the episodes. And then just that's it. But you know. And that would be totally fine.

That takes the magic away from everything. Yeah. And I, and you're going to a man. Because the group chat is what actually makes it feel like, oh, we're all friends because we all know what everybody's fucking doing all day. The main thing Housephone used to tell me was, was like, it didn't used to feel like, homie shit.

You know what I'm saying? And now niggas got real rapport, bro. You know what I'm saying? When it comes down to it. People want to work here just to be in the group chat. But I feel like the group chat has been frozen. We've decided that nobody else can be entering in. Because it's like, think about it.

It's sacred at this point. We have this way bigger studio. We're probably real. a year from now, I wouldn't surprise me. If we had way more hosts, however many more podcasts or whatever going on. But it's like, do we need that?

Because like, okay, thinking about suspect. He's on the Flocko show. Even Flocko didn't get limited to the group. It's not even there. Somehow we just decided like, all right, let's just close it right here. I feel like there's only been like two or three people that's been maybe there could be another one

that could be with different hosts, a different combination of them, but it ain't Melvin's room. For some reason, the Melvin's room. And the fact that we never never changed the name of it too, is crazy. Damn, we're banging Melvin's room for life, man. And bro, even with shit, bro,

like I come from where, nigga, I didn't got down with all my homeboys. Like, I can fight you, bro, and come here Tuesday and be like, all right, nigga, we got it. That make us closer. You feel me? Right.

I don't know. You might go out of weeks on me, but. You're a podcasting days are over. I'm just not. Let's go fight in the backyard. I've never been like that. Me either. I never found my friend.

Maybe. Maybe like you get so mad at each other That you just end up fighting Yeah, I guess that's how about it. No, but on some real shit though, bro, if you guys have a real disagreement To where you, somebody crossed the line, bro, y'all beat the shit out of each other

And y'all just come back. You're in bro mode just for the record. What's that? Yeah. When you start saying bro at the end of all the sentences. Oh shit. Sometimes it's just like, you're in bro mode. I've listened to AD talk so much

That I have a bunch of different like little like code names and stuff in my head. And bro mode is something that I notice. I'm trying to stop superhero conflicts. You start going, bro, but listen. Bro, the thing is I was walking on the street, bro, and I seen her, bro, and I did this. It's like, it's like a specific cadence that he takes. I'm not even saying it's a bad thing.

It's just like, it's just interesting to notice it happens. I didn't notice it until you said this like a week or two ago. Bro mode. Bro top. The most infamous freestyle. Do you know about her? You should perform it at your shows. I'm trying to like run away from this.

My boy jack me up. That's the thing you say that makes no sense, but I love it. I said jerk me up. jerk me up. Do you have a cookie monster hat? No, I did it. You lied. He said, no.

It was Elmo? If you had a Cookie Monster hat. I might have had an Elmo one. If you had a Cookie Monster hat, would you rock it to a function? I was like 15 at that time, too. Would you just assume that everybody would understand why this was a drippy statement? Hey, if I wore it today? Yeah.

But it's got to be a classic. It's got to be like actually period specific from the era of the Cookie Monster hat. Because they had hell of Cookie Monster hats and it says to me plays. Why did you buy us more? shit looked too new because I wasn't even thinking about this meme at that time you want the vintage one no I just wasn't I didn't think about that until fuck what podcast was I listened to do today and somebody was like you probably was wearing a cookie monster hat back of the day not just immediately like could picture it perfectly but you remembered it from back now oh yeah like 2008

2009 I'm just like what is going on it was like before to 2010s weird period in hip-hop a lot of bad fashion trends over the years was the worst when everybody's wearing four or five XTs and shit I love that No, that shit was fire. Big ass baggy pants. Nigga, I was taking the next level. Of course, I had like a 3x white tee on with like a... You had an airbrush?

Like a, yeah, yeah. For some reason, I loved Young Buck from G-Unit, so I had G-U. Your Buck was all. I had G. I had Welcome to Cashville. I had Welcome to Cashville spray painting on a 3X pro club. Imagine a different simulation where Housephones signed a Young Buck. Okay, I don't know about that.

I could totally see it. be assigned to young Bush, you kind of look like him. Young hook. Bro, I don't think that would further my career in any type of way.

I think that could lead to you being a real clerk. Real crap. And not having to lie about it. Back then when he was from G-Unit, bro, you... He was a Crip? Yeah.

I didn't know that. He banned. Well, I ain't gonna say what you're wrong, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't say all that. No, no, RICO. The Young Bug Rico.

The G-Unit Rico. Yeah, I don't think he's gonna be involved with that. He's been gone for like 20 years. He's been a long time. I don't think they're going to let him in. How'd you like the game interview? That was actually really good.

Boom. That made me happy. You did a really good job. I'm not going to lie. That was like, I feel like that's natural. That was like, yo, top ten. People were like, why didn't you ask about Eminem?

I'm like, I didn't fucking know that there was going to be this diss until. It came out after? It got like announced like the day after. It was already everybody knew. My news team has told me everybody knew. If Laura knew, then it was, it happened. Everything that has ever happened to Eminem ever. Laura knows.

So that's what I'm saying. So if she knows that... You know that song, Stan? Yeah. She heard that song, and she was like, oh, that would be cool. I'm going to base my life on that. Dearsim. If he's a song kind of one day, high...

Because you know what? That's an interesting thing in hip-hop history, is that Stan, the term Stan, the term Stan culture, I stand... That came from that song. That did come from that song. But when you think about the modern usage of Stan, really... Really, Nas deserves just as much credit for it. Why?

Because in his fucking Jay-Z disc, he says it, he uses it. He calls someone a stand. You a pussy, a stand, whatever the fucking says. So he really deserves a lot of credit for. Oh, because you're a Stanley, basically. No, because you're... They call Stanley like you a square, basically. No, you're like Stan from the fucking song.

You're a fan. Like, you're a crazy fan. I'm talking about when Nas said it. He should call you like, you a Stanley. He probably said stand for short. Nah, he's referencing the Eminem song. Oh, I thought the Nye song came first and then the Eminem's. Ah, no, no, no, no.

Eminem made Stan, which so he deserves credit for creating that term even, but then Naz created like the colloquial version of it where you're calling somebody yet. But then like in a disrespectful term. But then you also have to credit like all the fucking, I don't know, K-pop YouTube type fans. Oh my God, we stand. We stand, yes. Yeah, like I don't know exactly how that happened.

I know, right? That became a whole thing. That's like, that's also like the, like, how like the word SIP got reintroduced to like, like, I don't know because like. When did Simp become? Because Simp has always been a word. It's always been a word. Everybody knows what it means. It's the opposite of a Pimp, obviously. And let's, let's research it. Yeah, I don't know. It's just like like the TikTok kids.

When did it just become like the worst thing that you could call someone? Like AD calls me a Simp and I just start, I'm on fire him. Oh, yeah, you was mad at me that day. What, you called him a Simper, real? He was pissed. Are you down to impregnate Britney Runner for an album cover? Like, YG did? Huh?

Well, she's pregnant? Yeah, really pregnant. I'm assuming she's not really... The word Simp is derived from the word Simpleton. The popular term began as a way to mock men who pander to women in an effort to sleep with them, but over time the term has evolved, and Simp is now often used to refer to anyone

who treats a woman with kindness and respect. Okay, if he compliments her, he's a Simp. That's his USA today. fake news um but anyway yeah that's that's what a sim is i guess i mean listen you can be nice to a girl without being yeah right like what you can just be like a cool guy realistically what if you just don't hate women yeah you know what if you just treat them like humans that's crazy that's what makes it kind of hard for me to like listen to fucking like andrew tate yeah having a daughter and just being like i don't know dude like but like i gotta watch this shit she got a crazy fan bank you got to tap

in, I'm not going to hold you. That nigga is funny. But he's hilarious. He'd be saying some real shit though, too. In the mix? We talked a little bit. In the mix. Just look like Josh, Josh looks over. I just don't. I don't understand the purpose of like just shitting on girls so much publicly. Like, yes, women's behavior deserves

analysis and there's a lot of stupid shit that girls do that. There's a lot of stupid shit we do too. That is important. There's a lot of stupid shit we do too, obviously. It just feels like so many of the dudes who are into that shit are just angry as fuck about their bad options for getting laid. and they're somehow taking it out by watching this shit

and making TikToks about it. When you think about it, though, women bash men all the time. And it's a reaction to that. It's like, oh, you want to do that to us? You want to have like, you know, 100,000 like tweets that are basically just saying that men are pieces of garbage. Well, we're going to do our version of that in your face, bitch. But I don't really like, I don't know.

I don't really like get that into it. I don't find much of it very compelling as content. No, but I mean. As somebody who's really like, Had a lot of women in my life. And I don't have that like anger, but not being able to get laid. But sometimes I wonder if I had found Andrew Tate when I was like 21. What would that?

Your life would be different? What would that have done to my brain? I'm not sure. I don't know. I'm not saying I would have became a guru. You would be a- You would be an MMA champion, billionaire. Someone would say I am already that I actually lived up to that part of the dream.

I guess I never won any actual championships. You're the best around. It keeps you down. You're the best around. House phone, come over here and go down. Why are you so gay? Why are you gay? Why are you gay?

You're the best from half-round town. Bro, let me ask you there. Why do white people be singing like they stutter like that? Did I stutter? No, when they sing, like, why they used to see the old? Why they'd be like, sad? Santa baby. You know what I'm talking about?

They used to do shit like that. I'm not a singer. Yeah, you do that. You are the one who sings that. No, I feel you though. That is weird. That's the same way that I like to start with. There's been times where I was like

female fronted indie rock and I'm just like, how are they just whispering? What? Like that, like. That's what I'm talking. talk about. I like rap because they're just it's close to talking it's more real.

Like even I like hardcore but nobody in life goes Yeah what is that like I just don't really like want to hear that that much maybe like a little Yeah

I think that's another reason why I never got into that shit I don't know what the fuck they're singing Nobody does you have to read the lyrics You have to read the lyrics? Yeah, the CD booklets came with the lyrics, and I would be sitting there reading along. And it's even with the lyrics with some bands, it's almost impossible to follow along

because it's so crazy with a lot of the metal bands I used to listen to. Sad. Baby. That's a classic AD tick. I remember you doing that back in the day. The Gabiopee! The Dobby U.

Hey, drunk AD used to say some wild shit. I, have you never, you can't ever came here drunk, though. What? Almost every time. Really? Or like in some sort of state of... Oh, like being drunk. I used to have like six truilies right here

if I had no liquor and just knock the motherfuckers now. That's hot. Next topic that I want to talk about. Swifty Blue made an appearance on the Bootleg Kev podcast. I don't like that happened so long ago because I keep seeing it, but it just happened. It might have came out a week ago? I don't know. It's like a week ago.

It started getting attention because people clipped in and made a TikTok or a real or whatever. People really start talking about it. His basic statement was he wouldn't sign to a black person. He would not sign it. Black record label. He wouldn't sign to Ditty

because he said it. I'm institutionalized in prison. We fuck with our race. And to him, it's like he just doesn't understand. He doesn't want anything to do with signing to somebody who's not Mexican, which I feel like, okay, when people...

The politics that would come behind. Listen, when people make these statements in the positive, nobody gets offended. and when people make these statements in the negative, everybody gets offended. Example, when 21 Savage decided that he was going to sign to L.A. Reed. One of his reasons why was because he said it felt good to sign to a black man, right?

Nobody got mad about that. People actually really like that. It was kind of viral, right? But then Swifty Blue says he wouldn't sign to a black guy. Now, if Swifty Blue had signed to a Mexican label and he said, I'm hyped to sign a Mexican label, nobody would care. But for some reason, him saying that he's excluding people that offends people

and it seems a little bit inconsistent intellectually but whatever I just don't I don't give a fuck I think that is his right 100% literally by all means I know Swiftie a long time

and I know I know what he was trying to do but I don't believe him really say that no I like come on let's let's keep a G right now the niggas just did a song and video with Kodak Black he got songs with Swifty? Yeah Swifty

damn it's Hart, he sent me the song. That's what I'm, but that's what I'm saying. So, like, right now, if Diddy came and said, yeah, I got an M for you or two M for you, Swiftie for show taking that, bro. He probably, I know he probably was, you know what I'm saying, trying to look good for his people and shit like that, but at the end of the day, the business side of it, if you're going to enter fucking hip hop, everybody you're going to run into was damn near

fucking blacker, you know what I'm saying? Okay, but is he not allowed to say that he wants to fuck with his side? Oh, no. I feel like that's a reasonable thing to say, right? He can say that. if that's what he really believes. Yeah. Because, okay.

But don't exclude. It's just the way that he said it, it made it seem like he was excluded in black people. Don't exclude black people when you say that. But my thing is this. If there's some racist guy and he wants to go live in the woods or go live in a specific part of town, he's a white guy, he only wants to be around white people.

He decides he doesn't like black people, whatever. Go the fuck ahead. How is that any of our business? Yeah, I don't like it. If you were my friend or I went to high school with you, we still talked or whatever, I'd be like, bro, you're bugging. but if you want to go live in your own

fucking fantasy world where you don't have anything to do with any other races, that is your right. And I don't really see why anyone gives a fuck about telling Swifty what to do. I think it was more of like the tone of how it came off. But he also admits that he's institutionalized which some of these rappers you talk

to, it's like you kind of realize that prison has made such an imprint on their way of thinking about life. And you can't get along with black people in prison. Yeah. So. Yeah. It is what it is. Yeah. One good argument, though, that I saw against it that I actually found kind of interesting was from the aforementioned Almighty Suspect, a.k.a. Big Sus-Girr on Instagram. He said, if I was in a mariachi band and I made that type of music and I said I would never sign to a Hispanic label, wouldn't I sound dumb as fuck? Exactly. So how old boy don't sound stupid to y'all? Honestly, he's making a decent point. Almighty suspect, he had the nail on the head with that one.

Hip hop is a black art form created by black people. Most of the most powerful people in hip hop are black. That's a pretty good argument. You know, he says the N-word too, right? Or at least he used to, I think. I'm not sure. When you cast that statement in that light, it definitely kind of makes a little bit more sense to me.

Is that like... He didn't say in the codex on, did he? Well, I don't know. But either way. I have to do a... And it's a pretty good argument. No, that's a great argument. That was black music.

If he was in a Corito... The least you could do... I think everybody's okay with him feeling that way. They just don't want him to say that he feels that way. Especially even all the racial tension right now. It just makes shit worse. Yeah. I think that that's where it was a little irresponsible is because of that.

But then Big Susgirb said, and you're assigned to a Korean man, not a Hispanic label, Laughing Faces. Who's the Korean man? I don't know. What label is he signed to? I don't know. Who's the Korean man? Kim Jong-un.

Kim Jong-un got record labels out here. I don't know what kind of label situation, Swiftie has, going on. This is when we need poetic flaco. He got five videos about this topic. But anyway, I've got it up radio. I thought it interesting. And I don't know. It was just the tone, the way it came up.

Like, you could be all about Brown Pride, all about your people, and being like, you know, I would rather fuck with my people just to stay away from the politics or whatever. Like, it's all about the way you say something. That's all right. Yeah. Tripp. Oh, no.

I mean, I'm going to tell you what, every single white guy on earth thought when they saw Kane Velasquez, former UFC heavyweight champion, come out into the ring, and he had, I believe, brown pride tattooed across his chest. Or brown power, brown pride, I think.

Every white guy on earth thought, well, I couldn't get that tattoo. You know? For some reason, the rules are very, very different about how white people can talk about being white. And the one thing, though, that I think that makes the most sense about it is like, it's kind of not fair to be honest. Because, okay, nobody's going to give a fuck if I say, I have French pride or I have Irish pride or I have Italian pride. That doesn't bother people so much. But being proud of being white, because white encompasses so much that it just like, it seems like incoherent.

to people. Like, how can you be proud of being white when being white is means almost nothing? It specifies that you're from one of like a hundred different countries. Yeah. What are you? French, Canadian, Italian, and Irish. That's why you just said all those. Some examples, you know. If you found out you was 2% black, what would you identify as? I'm going to the roller rink.

Would you start saying nigger immediately? Of course. No. Absolutely not. But, yeah, that's Swifty. What else we have here? Oh, I saw a lot of comments, and I wanted to talk about this. I saw a lot of comments that feel like you guys might be mentally retarded for not knowing how many cards were in a deck.

Oh, that's quote. Yeah, I don't think. I don't play fucking space. And first of all, I thought you meant in a hand. That's what I thought you meant. So that was my first answer. He said 25. What did I say?

I don't remember. I was almost. He said four. What about five? Bro. Yeah, I was almost, when you were close? I'm so sorry.

I don't know why I keep doing this. Why do you have to keep taking care of it? What does me know of the number of cards have to do with being mentally with me? What could it save my life? I agree. Like, even though I know the number of cards. Oh,

God, Chuck. Give me the deck of cards. It would be very, it would be very, very easy for me to be like, look at you idiots. You don't know how many cards are in a dug of cards?

But it's like, like, like, why would, like, how much time have you really spent with a duck of cards in your life? Not that much, honestly. He played Duke Nukem and shit, right?

You know, not sitting around playing solitaire. I'm a crap player, man. I grabbed the dice, bro. I'll shoot dice. That's me. That's what I'm being. How many numbers on the dice? Seven, right?

Like, separate numbers, right? No, six, six. Six. Six, six. See, you got me on a spot. Satab baby. I couldn't have asked for that to go any better. You got me on a spot.

I'm stupid. Seven. Fuck you. Whatever. Fucking. Amazing. Sands. Oh, boy.

Oh, my fucking guy. How many days in a week? Bro, 35. How many days in a year? 365. 365. They say that in songs a lot. It would be hard to avoid knowing,

unless it's a leap year. There is no answer. How many licks to the center of the lollipop? Listen to the little Kim song. The guy would be like, like, a wine. I do. What if I lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick you like a lollip. Beep, beat your ass.

A fucking weird. Reminder, Ead is a heterosexual male. It's tied to it. Who would ever knew. Who would ever knew? I'm leaving tomorrow. Don't say where I'm going. But, bro, I love this new vacation out of it.

I'm about to be there, too. Crazy. Oh, yeah. I'm on a BMX trip. Why are y'all going before? I'm not coming at the end of the day tomorrow either. Wow. Why? I'm going. Well, I told Josh already.

I'm shooting some shit with caffeine. So what's happening? What's house phone? Or what's a Josh can I go? We have a Josh got it playing nowhere about it. Tiger? Tiger? Tiger! Josh got it locked. Do know. T.R. And question mark?

Question mark. House phone. He's not responding in the affirmative. So I'm thinking that we can't. We can't. I love house phone. What? What? Bro. I've been on end of the day how many times? Have I ever?

Have I ever flaked on going to end of the day? Yes. No, I have not. Yes. I've been on end of the day like five times. You flake like three times. No, I did it. You weren't going to bring the text up?

No. Okay, don't do that. But I'm not ready to watch you look through like eight months of text. I'm like, I don't know how you're about to find this right now. I still ain't found my back from the video either. Look, last February. I swear to God. Yeah.

out. All right. So I know, AD, you saw the fucking Irv Gotti drink. Oh, that shit was crazy. One of the craziest things I've ever witnessed in my life, I couldn't believe the things he was saying and the way he was saying it. I feel like I'm, like, used to seeing

a little bit more reserved version. I've never seen him like that either. I've never seen it like that. Oh, he probably was a little drunk. I think he was drinking, right? The nigga got that $200 million deal. on candy saying what the fuck he won't he's about to sell all those Ashanti songs that he's that she's pissed off that he owns it's crazy because i never knew that they dealt with each other what yeah yeah remember from all the murder ink records and shit but murder yeah but

he was talking about sexually yeah yeah always thought that she fucked with joie ru like that was the thing nah they just made the songs together erv isn't that crazy but that's why you don't mix business with pleasure and you made songs together and like publicly we're like in love with each other like on these songs And you would have been, meanwhile, I'm the puppet master. But that's what that's like. Because Irv is like older and he's got a sign as an artist. He's got her signs as an artist.

They're publicly like pretending to be into each other. But then meanwhile, he's smacking cheeks in the background. Devilish behavior. And then meanwhile, she cheats on him with Nelly. That's crazy. He brought that up. You got to love a guy who's like in his 50s and he'll just hop on one of the biggest hip-hop podcast and air out a bunch of high school-ass drama from,

fucking 20 years. I mean, Jesus. But if the draw is to get them to watch a documentary, he did his job with that. But is it? Because I kind of felt like after watching that, I'm like, well, do I really have to watch the documentary? I thought I kind of saw everything right there.

Like, how could the documentary be any more shocking than what I just watched? I don't know. It might be because even like the, you see the shit with Armione right now? Nope. So Armarion, they said, well, he confirmed that he charged the B2K members to have a phone conversation with him. charge them how much um i think it was a couple grand that's crazy and they paid it to talk to him about like business and shit like that why would they charge him what is this a fucking cameo he don't fuck with him but he has like he has like a documentary where he's showing you know what

i'm saying all type of shit and today they put like the first little footage of of you know of chris stokes like i forgot they was like joking with chris stokes you know rass b claims christokes like molest yeah i was saying chris lighty last week on accident no I'm so sorry. Yes, Chris Stokes. But Armarion is putting this footage out to basically, like, show like, I don't fuck with them niggas. You know what I'm saying?

So you got to think about it. The shit happened with his baby mom. I mean, with his baby mama with his. And then that nigga, he, he left the millennium tour and just did it by himself. That's some cold shit, bro. I didn't even know about all this. Yeah. About what you call smashing his baby mama?

No, about this current thing. But the reason why I knew. something had to be up is because I saw Vlad re-upped a clip of Omarion talking about some shit. I'm like, well, something's going on with Amari. Something must be. But the rest of the B2K members, they're about to do the drink chaps episode comes out this week. What? Yeah.

Norrie burning the Omarion bridge. Will Omarion come do no jumper to get revenge on drink champs? Armourion, he ain't that type person. I am perfectly happy to be like the rebound. Like you were fucking with one podcaster. He does something. pisses you off, I'm gonna go fuck with this white man. And AD's gonna be there.

With Armourion? Sure. You know, it's crazy. You know I met him? How? He was like super cool with Joe Moses. Uh-huh. And somebody was trying to fuck with him and I punched that nigga. Damn. You punched a guy? You punched the guy that was trying to fuck with him. He was like, I was just fuck with you since then.

Really? Yeah. He just fired on him? Bro, because that was Joe. It was Joe Peoples, bro. So you feel me? Yeah, that's some real shit. Nigger ran up on a nigga. What a great guy. a stand-up guy. Gay. Dick riding. Anyway.

Did you see the story about Meg the Stallion? She decided that she wanted to get a future verse. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she has her manager withdraw a quarter million dollars from the bank to give the future.

For a future. Before he left Miami, by the way. In a duffel bag. Business. Meg, you're gonna get your manager killed out here. Yeah, literally. What about a wire? Get his head knocked off.

What the fuck is he gonna do with a court? Jesus Christ. I just put my head down. Because you're always like sucking the mic like a dick. You're always like rubbing your head around and you need to adjust the mic. You're like doing the Tiana Trump thing to the mic. Freaking your head on the shit. He's falling apart.

Your fucking mics are falling apart. But I just put my head down. I saw people making the comparison because like people, People always want to have the conversation like, is Meg a top tier rapper? And someone said, like, if Future wanted a Meg verse, what would the conversation be? Free? The conversation would be, yeah, send that over. Drop everything you're doing and send me the verse for free.

Let's keep it real. How much do you think Drake verse is worth? 500K. But Drake is in the category of Jay-Z where it's like a Drake verse is worth so much that it's almost kind of priceless, that it's almost like, you don't really, When's the last time you saw Drake do a verse that it seemed like he didn't want to do? Almost never. Nigger. Future is worth $2.50 for the verse.

Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. But the thing about it is I think that people assume that when top-tier artists fuck with each other, that they don't charge each other. When you see Nav with a little Dirk feature, don't you just assume that little Dirk's just giving it to him for the freeskey because they've done a lot of... They cool? Yeah, that they're peers. Like, I think maybe a lot of times that's not true, and people actually are charging. in situations where the fans wouldn't expect that they're charging,

but I think the fans are kind of, like, latching onto this and saying, this is proof that Meg is not an elite rapper. It's all about relationships. Yeah, especially if they don't know each other at all. Yeah. Because if an artist wants to do your song, they can do your song. They'll lie and say, oh, I can't my label like, no, they don't fuck with you like that. The whole thing, too, though, is that it's like,

if you spend a quarter million on a future verse, or if you spend, you know, 50K on a verse from whoever, It's like it's really a test of your conference because if I really think I'm dope as fuck A Futureverse is fucking so valuable to my career you know you should be able to make way more fucking money than that long term if the song is actually dope and if the song's whack then it goes Now this is like the story of the vast majority of features you know is what it is but That's just a big waste then at that point yeah fuck that's just like you're just throwing that down the drain Yeah

while future is like going to the Marnie store and spending like 10 racks on your shirts. You think if you spent 50K in a push-ishish, you would have made it back. 50K? But, dude. Is this like, without the video?

Worthless. All songs without the video. You got to have it. And you got to pretend that you fuck with me. Is that it? It's got to be in there. Yeah. No,

because like, is that a part of the feature contract? I'll tell you an insincere feature. Is that, remember that fucking beat box song with Spotem Gotem? Pouscheise was on remix It was dope There was like six remixes

I've never seen Poussi-Sty Like he doesn't look into it in the video He doesn't like He never like played it I never even seen it's a huge song And he's not I don't think he was performing it

Like never like showed any kind of like love to it Which you would think that if you're Poushisti And you're on this really really fucking huge popular like TikTok song That you would kind of lean into it It's Pushi-y bro It's not like fuck Yeah, it's not like, we're not talking about like the biggest market genius that wants to take advantage of that.

I mean, I just don't think he, I think for him, he's not going to fake fuck with somebody that much. He'll fake. He'll fake the video. You're not going to like really fake fuck with you. You know? That's deep. That is deep. But like at what point, okay, at what dollar amount do you just go full?

Ha ha. It's my boy. Like in the video. And I suspect. What's the dollar amount? I mean, if you get $250,000. Yeah, I know. Thank you, man.

But $250K don't change anything for future. Yeah. That's like a shopping day. Yeah. Is that crazy to say? It's like firing up the private jet and heading off to Turks and Kekos, like Trev. Yeah. Why has Trev taking away flyer vacation than any of us?

Any of us. Treve. Treves and Turks and Kekos? Yes. Oh, yes. What's going on? He's living life. I fuck with it.

Me and Len are going to San Diego. You're going to San Diego. He and Turks and Caicos. We're risking cartel violence knocking on our hotel door. Treves out here in the lap of luxury, him and Nav and Drake pouring up in the club. What the fuck? I've seen Nav yesterday, so he's here. What's he doing?

He's up the bowling shit. Bro, you got to step it up, bro. If Travis take a nicer, nicer vacations than you. You guys nav for a future? Damn, you could get the Navajo. You just hand it over? I don't know. I mean, I got that relationship with artists.

I never paid for a feature. Never? Never. You never asked for a nav feature. The guy has Buster gave me a feature. Wizz gave me like four. Tory. Who else?

Come on. Tori gave you the verse for defending him on the news. No, I've been at Taurus. You know what's crazy? I have three songs with Tori that's out. Wow. Like three, four songs with Wiz. Main character syndrome.

It's main character syndrome. I did it. Let's make this about it. me. Hold on. I've been trying to get better. We got to get a dollar jar. Ooh.

My superhero jar will be crazy. But nobody has dollars. Yeah. No, you got to fire up. I don't even have cash. You got to fire up a Venmo. Every time you do it.

Cash have, yeah. Yeah. I wasn't going to say something, but it's going to be about me. They banned my Venmo. No, same,

same, same, same, same. If you don't have a band Vimmo in 2020, like, all right, but you know what the new competition? amongst the shows is going to be is who can have the flyest set because we haven't really got much

for the sets. We have colored lights so that we can change the lighting. Obviously, you guys are going to be blue. I say that Tuesday is orange for the No Jumper show. But we have some plants for the No Jumbers show. I love that.

But like stuff for the walls and shit, the competition is going to be on. Who's going to be able to like make their set have the most pizzazz? Well, I need any fucking home decor niggas on Instagram who make weird rugs and weird other shit, I need y'all niggas to

tap in. Yeah, yeah. Send that stuff to our PO box, which is in the description, right? Usually? Yeah. So send us whatever the fuck you guys want. But you have the biggest advantage because you already have Blasey who has like a whole fucking studio full of shit. All you got to do is take a couple of things that he already got on the wall and just hang him up there

and all of a sudden he's fucking lit. I'm letting T. He's running up at the end of day. He's too, he's creative, man. He's going to put up a fucking Sorolla banner. T.Rell's going to hire somebody else to do it. If he put a Sorella banner, as long as he put it with a community He's not. He's just going to say Sorella. I'm tearing it down. Community.

Damn. That's a collab. Put the pink bricks for the wall. Shut the fuck up. That's kind of fire. OG suicide in the building. OG suicide in the building. He did a yellow house phone when we get off camera. He's blowing it.

He bought some gifts too. Wow, we got some cookies packs. Come on the cookies, man. Oh, uh-oh. Damn, the cookie monster. The real cookie monster. That's crazy we said cookies. How are you doing?

Wow. Check us out. Hydrate yourself. We got a walk. I'm going to get your issue first. Watch out. You're right in front of the camera. Ooh, an ashtray.

We need this like in present time. We got a cookies water bottle. Damn. Retail value at $36 for the water bottle. No actual weed in the bag, but that's a Okay. Honestly? They got some weed too.

Damn, all right. I need this, though, because I need to stay hydrated, man. You need some weed, motherfucker? Need that. Yeah, we got the ashtrays. We always need ashtrays. I don't know what the fuck happens to them. We got the good vibes only.

Good vibes only. This 80 size right there. Look how easy it is to get product placement on our podcast. You just have to give us stuff during the podcast. Yeah, fact. Hey, every time. This shirt is fire, though. Where's your chain?

Yeah, what the fuck, Adam? Got snatched. Took it to the gas station. Got robbed that sesame place? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Elmo took that shit. Wow, look. We got some weed right there.

No, no, wait, wait. Look, who's on the shirt. That's not the cookie monster. It's kind of. No, that nigga looked like a blue pack man. Yeah, never mind. Grab that weed house phone, even though you don't know what the fuck to do with it. Give it to Donnie.

Tell Donnie to roll it up so we can smoke housephone size splits. Shout to Donnie. Donnie be having some hard hats. Yeah. Shout out to our, boy. they're not cookie monster though no honestly thought this was a cookie monster can you move the fucking water bottle asshole fuck you want to give that to don't you or something with i don't know i don't smile i feel like i can i'm never gonna smoke a blunt

again really you on your joint shit spliff now ever since i became a spliff warrior it just kind of feels like it's just not going to happen they're too much they're too powerful i'm gonna have all these shirts you can wear i got a little lerg pack in the cookies pack in the same day but you're dripped up but no cookies monster hat um what we were just saying what's going on we're saying that uh the cookie monster hat yeah then we need some we're desperately searching for some i'm really a wear one i'll hop on amazon to fire something tonight don't play with me you know prime yeah you know i did come on my boy you know that shit coming to the front though if you only got prim then you can't watch the boys

pause that's one did you finish it no you're tripping i've pretty much just like completely cut myself off from all the TV stuff. But you don't watch Woodstock 99? No, I did. I watched that. It's fire. Yeah, it was fire. So sick. I didn't even know they redid it, to me honest. I remember it. I remember being at church camp when I was like 11,

12, I don't know. And yeah, I was like, I remember hearing about it. If you can bring back like one legendary tour, what would it be? A warp tour. I was going to say warped tour. You never went. Isn't that still a room? But I wanted to go.

They canceled it. That's a ban shit, right? I thought they, I think they brought it back. No. Because you know why? Because Ned is in a band and I'm pretty sure they performed at Warp Tour. This year. It was such a big deal a couple years ago that they were like, Warp Tour is done.

We're not doing it anymore. I think they brought it back. Maybe I'm tripping. Maybe they can't cancel something for more than five fucking minutes. I got right. Freakening it. You ever heard that? Yeah.

I feel like that should get shot up nowadays, though. Yeah. If we're being honest. It's hard to get a lot of horny people in the same room. You know? Because if a nigga grab my bitch and just start doing some freaky shit on her. But like, how do you market it? I'm popping a nigga in the foot.

If you see a documentary on that shit? I didn't. Really? Where's that? Bro, I see on YouTube. I got to put it up there. Bro, it's crazy. It's very far.

It's very far. People was getting out on the freeway, bro. And just getting freaky. No, because it's freaking. I remember I was reading the Freaknik Wikipedia article one time. And it basically said that at some, point during Freaknik, people basically, like, guys were so horny from the Freaknik vibes that they started just roaming the streets and just raping random women.

What the fuck? I didn't know this. Thanks. So I think... Don't bring back Freakening. Yeah. I just remember reading that like forever ago. So it might not be true.

It might have been removed from the Wikipedia article. Listen. I don't know. You might do your cemetery thing right now. I might be a lot. No, but even if you watch some of those like old clips and old documentaries about that shit. It was a lot of forced sexual activity for sure. A lot of

daggering. Daggering is not really forced. Yeah, kind of. Daggering is like moshing for sex. Like you know, moshing is kind of like fighting, but it's not really. Daggering is like fucking

but it's not really. You're like doing the motion, you're jumping off of the fucking speaker, you're landing. That's crazy. I'm trying to do it. Take me to the hottest dagger club in the city. I'm going home and watching the Freak Nick documentaries on YouTube now. Okay, say you were going to bring back Freak Nick. I feel like booking the artist is easy.

You just got to get a bunch of R&B, sexy-ass, sensual music. No, and then... All this freaky shit, whatever. But then, how do you get people to go? How do you, like... Do people want to go to, like, an arena show and just be horny and just pop blue chus in the fucking crowd? I don't know. Yeah.

You think it would work? Like, why does nobody do this? Do you fuck a blue chute? You got like Oz Fest, right? You got like, if you're into metal, you go to Oz Fest. If you're into like freaky dancing, you go to Frickneck. Damn. You crapped out?

Craft out. Wow. You took a Bluetooth for no reason. He called me. He was like, I need a Bluetooth AD. Where are you? I'm ashamed to know you. Bro.

He pulled up to my crib to get one, bro. Bro. Wow. If I told you out of search, I can't. I can't. We can't. You can't keep doing this on camera. Why you always do this?

No, that was... No, you listen to that. Okay, that was me. King of bringing some shit up and then not talking about bad podcasting.com. I know. You need the bad podcasting course. I'm going to write a whole study about you. About me?

Yeah. Here are all the things house phone does. Interrupts me three seconds into a sentence. Not anymore. I'll kind of slow it down on it. What else? What else? What else?

What else? What else? What else? Come on. I know you got more? this is house fun podcasting damn AD you so fly

what does he say that it'll just gas you up for no reason nah this my nigga okay I did the high I did the high kid he's kind of like house like flaco too I don't know

AD's the kind of guy that like a lot of dudes get gay crushers on I think but they're not like in touch with their gayness enough to know that that's what's going on yo my hot yeah me and you are just on us.

Bro, Uri got voted. Yuri got voted. Hot as in office. You were not anywhere. Sharp was kind of in his feelings that he, I don't even think he was on the poll. I don't think he's been given a fair shake. Yeah, that wasn't fair. Because Riley has to walk through our life, a large percentage of it being kind of like,

oh, like, I'm here at Erawan and Yuri's at home getting shocked with a cattle prod for $5. So for her to find out that people think he's hot, she was like, fuck yeah. A lot of people think that he's hot. Do they? A lot of dudes. Josh? They voted higher than you. You think Josh was sucked up with Eric?

Uh, the way he does awkwardly lick that blood after. The way he's licking the blood that he's thinking about here. Oh my God. Just don't see. I don't know. Josh, let me smoke that with you.

This bitch-ass niggins. Backward is equivalent to your slits and shit. Sorry. Are you cutting you off again? You circumcensured your kid? Yeah. I was, bro,

I was there. I was, I was fucking, you said it's medieval. Bro, I was traumatized just being in the room. I was like,

oh, no. Fuck, how could you do that to do you do that? They told me to come in there with him and I was like, what the fuck, this is what happened?

Did you hold his hand? No, he's just born. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, they have some shit that were like, it holds them down

so they can't move. That's just fucking crazy. You didn't ever think, like maybe I shouldn't be doing this? Nah. I feel like it's, it's, It's not good.

I'm not circumcising my boy if I end up having one. Park. Why, though? It's cruel. Someone's cutting a piece of your penis off. You have no say in it. You're an infant. What would you name your son?

Forskin. Just so there can never be any confusion. Oh, him? Oh, Forskin, Grand Mason? Yeah. Foreskin, grand-hazen. He's uncircised. That is the craziest name I ever heard in my life.

I can see you, maybe your son after a rapper. Hmm. I was thinking about maybe I should have Pizzi perform at my wedding. That'd be crazy. That'd be cool for like my friends and not the other part of the wedding at all. Imagine Lena's family watching Pizzi perform. Popperger said, I feel like Batman. Yeah.

Like a cup of lean hanging out. I'll pay him extra to Popperperger's at when he says that part of the song. Actually, no, he quit. I don't want to be a part of that. Oh, that's good. My friend is... Take his advice. Me?

I don't take perks. Perk guy. I don't take perks. A little peasy phone. I have a friend who's trying to get people to bet him that he won't stay in a casino for a year. What? Is he that addicted to it? Well, he's a really good poker player.

He's basically like trying to get people to bet him money that he won't spend a year straight living in the hotel slash playing poker in the hotel. So he can just win a bunch of money? And I was thinking about it, but I was like, I wouldn't... want to bet you that because I feel like you at 21 should probably be like getting out a little bit Oh, that's how young he is? Go meet some girls and shit. He's 21?

Yeah. He'll meet girls in the lobbies. He'll meet girls in the lobby. The prostis. Not in the poker room. Yeah, there's no bitches in the poker room. But you've got to walk out to go get a fucking chicken sandwich at some point. Yeah. There you go. That's not going to the club. The clubs are in the hotel. It's probably a club in the hotel. Almost all the... There's a pool. All the clothes are in the hotel.

Yeah. The night clubs. Yeah. But this is one. Oh, he can't leave. I don't think there's a club inside this hotel slash casino. What which hotel is it? Bally's. Yeah, Bally sucks.

Enough that you're going to stay there a whole year? I wouldn't. I would stay at Bally's for a year. A year straight. Cosmo, yeah. I would definitely stay at the Cosmo. You could do something different every day at the Cosmo. I stayed in Bally's slash Paris for a week straight.

And I mean, I couldn't handle it. I couldn't even handle it for a week. I barely went outside. He said he couldn't handle it for a week. Yeah, but I'm bougie. Yeah. I'm trying to actually live life out here. I only like staying in Vegas for no more than three days.

After that, send me home. Yeah. I mean, like, if you're not there, if you're not there for, like, a specific reason, then why? Right. But, I mean, a lot of people live there. And they think that we're insane for treating it like this abyss that it has to be avoided because it's so tempting. They're like, they live there. They don't gamble.

They don't gamble. They don't. They don't think about it. Why would they? You can't gamble in L.A. What the fuck is the difference? You can't do craps. In L.A.? It's illegal.

I didn't know that. Why? I'm sure I can find you on an underground game. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I could just find you. I could just go to the block and do it. I can find you an alleyway where niggas are shooting dice right now.

Josh and Jason would probably be happy to take your money. They'd be doing their shit. With your seven-sided dice. Don't say that. Don't say that. You're seven-sided dice. Wow. I walked in one day and I seen them all of a day.

So all of a sudden, no. Yeah, this company's going to shit. All of a sudden, no jumper is in a legal gambling ring. Yeah. I'm high key down. You know what today is? But today is like the first day that Parker's been peeing in her little potty. You've been teaching her.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, mostly one of them because I've been out working. But like she's like in the house, run around, no diaper. And my girl's house has to keep a constant eye on her because if she'll start pissing on the ground. So then she has to grab her and pull her over to the toilet. I guess this is how it's done. This is how fucking kids learn how to pee.

I'm hanging out with my kid, right? She's just standing there. And I just look at her. She locks eyes with me, and she just squirts a fucking stream of piss onto the ground. She's standing there totally normal. She didn't squatter nothing. Like, just blast it.

Full eye contact with me. You guys grab the cat and put her in there. I said, yeah, come here. And I put her on the toilet. And she peed a little bit more into the toilet. So I figured it was kind of like mission accomplished. Do they do that with cats too? You know when a dog's pee?

They put their face in it. They put their face in it. I don't know if they do that part of the kids. Cats just know they put their face in it. You know cats just know. Cats, you put the litter box out there that like you don't even have to fuck. As long as you show them the litter box, they're peeing in the litter box. It's one thing I really like about cats.

That's fire. It's crazy how much this, because I don't usually change the litter anymore realistically. But the fucking cleaning ladies. He's been on vacation for a couple weeks, headed off to Mexico. Oh, so you've been having to clean your own shit up a little bit. Mostly my girl. But I, so I'm having to scoop the cat poop. How much you pay your mate?

I have no idea. I'm scooping the cat poop. You could be getting grossly upcharged. I assume that my girl is making intelligent decisions. You get quarterly reports, right? Sure, probably. Yeah. I don't know what the phone.

Probably. You don't look at him. Doing podcast. Sure, probably. Listen, if something was fucked up with the business, I'm sure somebody would say something, right? You're going to blame Josh. Yeah, yeah.

For sure, for sure, yeah. We're paying, we're paying Esmerata 20,000 a month. God damn it. Esmeralta. Is that a Mexican name? I don't know. I just know this girl.

I used to clean this. My ex's apartment and her name was Esmeral, dude. Right. That wasn't really her name. We should do a Patreon episode where we talk about all the ham on everything girls. We used to fuck back in the day. God, no. You ever fucking girls who would go to the like heaven parties?

Remember those? I think they still do it. You're fucking a girl with like no eyebrows who was hanging out of that shit? That's she I was doing? I mean, I don't think I ever actually got lucky enough to pipe a girl with no eyebrows, but they're out there. She got no eyebrows. I'm like, they'd be striven. Bar dojo cat shit?

You went foot? Oh, she's the newest one to take on that freaky look. You're going to get yourself trouble again? You want to tell your Dugcat stories again? No, no, no, no. Like this. Remember that? I almost had to do a podcast with someone's mom.

I had somebody's mom hit me up. Housephone is a piece of shit. I'm like, I don't know. All right. I'm not going to argue with you, mom. Yeah, no, literally. It's not really. Sorry.

I just don't want to get into it. I just said sorry and keep it pushing. That's it. Memories. this podcast has got me in so much trouble memories of all the fucked up things house fun has aired out on the podcast that he wasn't supposed to say yeah I guess

you've done the same thing fucker yeah we all have you have your messy voice he's like this so I heard something something something no but the most fucked up stuff that I say is usually the stuff that I don't even realize I'm saying that yeah I'm not saying it like it's anything

special because I just... Me too. It's like, you don't even notice that you're saying... Which, speaking of. Look, there it go. What the fuck do you got to say? Oh, I know right what I'm doing with this one. What happened now? Listen, I've enjoyed

some ASAP Rocky songs over the years. I knew this is going here. Did you? Let's be real. He's being charged with shooting someone. He already been charged. And there is also a lawsuit or whatever from the guy who You know, he was a part of ASAP from the very, very, very beginning.

What are the co-founders? Am I not? Yeah. He knew Rocky since they were high school age, small children. And he looks a lot older than Rocky. Well, I mean, I guess when you're fucking fucking Rihanna, they'll just keep you young, right? I would assume it would probably have a positive impact on almost anyone. But, amen.

That's just crazy. Because the same day that we're having the conversation about fucking. young thug and the likelihood of him seeing the street anytime soon. I mean, realistically, they're saying they have video footage of Rocky shooting this motherfucker in the hand. Jesus Christ. And he has decided

fuck the ASAP mob you shot me in the hand. It's going down. I'm fucking talking. Jesus Christ. I'm talking and I'm suing. Right. But look, I've seen AD, you know, give his take, and

I agree. You know, I'm not a street guy or anything like that. But if you go on claim to be a street guy, be in street activities and stuff like that. And this is your boy. Well, I guess if you was my boy, you wouldn't have to shot me. But if you was my boy, we're going to have to handle this a different type of way. This is what I'm saying. From what I've heard, ASAP mob, as we know it, is no more.

That this shit has... I heard that years ago. But it's worse. than it's ever been. Fucking the Bari shit. Remember when he was talking shit about Rocky's album and all this stuff? Yeah.

Keep in mind that Bari is the one who exposed the identity of the person that Rocky allegedly shot, right? Stupid. Now Bari doesn't fuck with Rocky. This shit is all up in the air and back. There's a lot of shit going on. I think that, like, Aesap realistically

has, like, barely been a crew after, like, the first couple years of them being pop in. That's how crews always are. they just they they faked it out the longest if we really being honest that they stretched out people not realizing that they didn't fuck with each other and they just kind of you know did enough fake fucking with each other for it because you know what it is is that like when you're attached to something like that you don't want to fucking burn the bridge because realistically this is your best chance of something good happening to you in your career so everybody takes the criticisms

that they would level at any fucking normal person that was in this situation with them and they just they turn a blind eye to it and they just they keep impressions up and try to keep it appearing as if they're all cool even though it is slowly the cracks begin to emerge what we really need is we just need one of these ASAT motherfuckers to do an interview and tell us about how

this all fell apart over the years well you know you know man money is the root of all evil man they probably fucking niggies is feeling like they wasn't getting cut big enough pieces of some pie I would love to know if Ferg and Rocky

fuck with each other. I mean, like, they probably just doing their own thing, but they both have huge careers. Like, I wonder how often they talk. I have no idea about. Because I'm thinking like, what, what would their problem be? I don't know, but when you really look at ASAP, it's like you've had a bunch of them do successful on the fashion front, but the only two that had music success, really. Not a bunch. It was, well, Barrie and Ian. Yeah. We'll get, we'll give Ian as a. They both obviously rocky's had huge success in fashion outside of anything like that but when it comes down to it fucking the music shit fur got big rocky got big and that's pretty much it yeah ending that

conversation i would like to say everybody head on over to no jumper dot com and cop tickets for our live version of this podcast new york city and boston september 27th and 28th And September 28th, we were performing at the Paradise Rock Club in Boston, as well as Gramercy Theater in New York. It's our first time hitting out there, hitting the East Coast doing podcasts together. We want to do bigger ones and everything like that. So if you guys want to come out, the L.A. show. L.A. show is a great time. L.A. show is late.

Boston and New York is going to be a great time. Amazing. It's only going to be us three. We're going to have to really fucking turn it up. Potlords DJ? What are the odds you bring the surfboard? What if he surf? What if he crowd surfs literally?

Wrap it to the top of the fucking tour bus. We're going to have a tour bus to go with two dates. That would be dope. Probably like a sprinter or a SUV realistically. Josh, can we get the sprinter? I feel like a SUV. We're not getting a sprinter for fucking five people. Let's get the sprinter.

I have a sprinter that we can use. You're going to fly your sprinter to the east coast? You're going to fly your sprinter to the easier. Main character. Talking about this fucking sprinter. even though we're talking about the other side of the country. Or you have a ship. Or fuck it.

We can just hop in this printer, take a little road trip. Hell no. Quick little one-week drive across the country. It takes like three days to get to New York. Yeah, if you drive without stopping. Yeah. How many actual hours of driving is it? It's like 50 hours of driving, right?

Google it real good, gosh. If you take naps going back and forth, you can bang that shit out. That's what I'm saying. You don't want to be driving in the middle of the night. Cops pull you over. Smells like weed. You're done. we never got pulled over on no

tour you should do it again with a bunch of weed in the back seat no because we would smoke like a little splits but we wasn't blowing the bitch down you know 45 hours for six eight hour days man if you only drive eight hours a day use a bitch yeah right I'm gonna do at least 16

yeah you gotta bang it out bang it out this whole point is to exert yourself bro the last tour I went on with father the first place we had to go to with Chicago and we didn't we barely made it there like while the opening act was going barely back when you were assigned a father I got a little a little mini awful workers tattoo right there changing him the son what I remember seeing that shit on fucking Instagram I said this nigga Instagram name is cool daughter what

father one of them girls signed an awful got to be daughter on God right there was a there was a white bitch around the time named young daughter that was a rapper yeah young daughter what about me having a fucking SoundCloud rapper as my Postmates delivery person. No, recently. Should we say his name? No. I'm about to say.

You know who it is? Hell yeah. It was like a... His fucking thing on Postmates said, check out my fucking SoundCloud. Wait, but it was like a... On Postmates? It's his name. It was a known rapper.

Yes, you're going to 100% know it when I tell you. I already said it in the group chat. You just don't read it. Honestly, the last couple of days, I haven't looked at it once because I've been moving. You said, you talked on it this morning, you're a liar. Yeah. But, I mean, before that. He says honestly and then just totally lies.

But listen, it's nothing wrong with honest living at all. No, not at all. But Larry June was doing it and was rapping about it. Really? Yeah, about being an Uber driver. Yeah, in the early days, right. But, I mean, it's no shame or anything. It's a little bit of like, you know, I feel a certain way because you just talk shit about me on Twitter.

So fuck him, man. And I've seen it. Fuck him, man. So it's like a little bit like, ah. But it's also like, damn, he had like a lot. of views at one point. But did you get I went and looked at his current shit, no views. No, did you get the

postmates? Did you go outside out to get it? You said Lina out to get it? I want to reach my arm over the gate so he couldn't see my face or I throw a shiasty on. I don't have shiastie, but if I had one. Yeah, he's going to know where you, he's going to know that that's your girl. You want to know where I live? You should say a parker out there. Yeah, for sure, yeah. There's a dog out there.

Thank you, Bert. Well, look, if he sees your girl, he's really going to know there's you that lives there. No, but the like, what did you say, Josh? Your name's under order. The likelihood. But like, no, but I think it was, it might have been on her phone. That's probably on my phone.

But regardless, if it's. But he's probably not thinking about, he probably doesn't think about Adam 22's government name day to day. He probably came out with the blamey. Oh, yeah. What's up now? For sure, I'm going out there with a blame. Yeah.

No, but if, if Lanna goes out there, I mean, it's pretty unlikely that he's going to realize this her, especially since at this moment. How is that unlikely? She had a puffy face. She didn't even look like her. I barely recognized her, bro. Fucking, her whole face was swollen the fuck up.

This is at your house, right? Yeah. I don't think what you're talking about now. Yeah. He knows where you live now. I just think it's funny. I mean, I mean,

and I was watching this right now. Hell no, they're not going to figure it out. I mean. Please don't forget by the time to just show you. Oh, I'll tell you as soon as you're saying. Oh, my God. You're going to laugh your ass off.

I know I am. Yeah. No, I'm not. he was like popping? Enough. Enough to where he says I'm completely going to know who it is, then. In reality, it shouldn't be a surprise at all. Yeah, I was about to say.

But it's also like... Because you got to think about it, bro. It's been like, what, five, six years for a lot of these people? Yeah. Nigger. I mean, there's a couple different people in my life that I keep tabs on just because they used to hate on me and they're broke. And it's like, I get a little... You see it.

It's petty. Ha-ha. You know? It just makes me feel a little bit warm. I mean, I can't lie. We're just not even broke, but just miserable. in general. And it's like, I remember when you used to talk shit about me, like,

you thought that you were the guy. Turns out you're just a guy. I'm the guy. I'm the guy. I'm the guy. You're the guy. You guys are all, we're the guys. Instead of the boys. That should be the album title, the guys. No, the No Jumper documentary.

The guys. Damn. The gay guys. People are asking, did I tip him? Yeah, of course. I auto tip before I. I ought to get a nigga one star. Your music sucks. Yo, can't you write comments?

That would have been super petty. Oh, my God. See, that's why you can't have me. Honestly, delivering postmates and expecting to get SoundCloud followers off that is pretty fucking gangster in the first place because how many packages you deliver in a day, maybe like 20? How many are going to check out of your SoundCloud like zero? Maybe one on a good day?

Put a flash drive in the nuggets. You get to fuck your whole profit margin up Oh my God If you've got a flash drive of the nuggets I'm going to plug it to the computer I'm not I've been handed a lot of fucking flash drive I think the new laptop

You get a virus too I think the new laptop I would have got a virus I don't be like I wonder I deserve it I think the new laptops don't even got USB plugs no more You gotta have an adapter

Yeah like You gotta do the extra shit to listen to the nigga music Let's show All right We hit we hit two hours What about a CD? What about a CD adapter?

I'm feeling something. I'm feeling something right now. It's me going home, sitting on the couch, rubbing my ball sack. On the couch? Maybe hit the jackshack. Tell me who this is after as soon as this is. Turn it off. I'm all right.

All right, y'all. Hey, me and OG suicide will be listening to your music after the show at 9 p.m. And hit up, nojumper.com. Cop the tickets of you in New York or Boston. Cop the motherfucking ticket. Cops a mother effing tickets. Appreciate you all. This is a big guy's joint.

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