No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 169
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I keep waiting for one of you guys to jump on.
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Oh, man.
I got.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Don't talk about it.
There goes.
What could be better than...
Fire, I agree, by the way.
What could be better than the F word and the name of a group who I would assume are not in good standing with the employees of YouTube?
Yeah, I doubt it.
I still have been meaning to check out their documentary.
Is there one?
I don't want to watch.
It came out in the 70s.
That they produced?
Yes.
I mean, I'm sure it's going to be slanted in their favor, obviously.
Exactly.
The Sop Park episode was enough.
Well, but what I heard.
And I think we talked about this at length on here a couple years ago,
but what I heard is that it's so bad that, like, prior to this,
some of these dudes, these Nambla guys,
were, like, kind of wrapped up in the overall, like, gay rights movement
and were sort of, like, being tolerated
because it was sort of being viewed as, like, part of an overall,
let's expand the idea of what's okay sexually mind state, right?
But then that documentary came out, there was this public outcry,
and then, like, everybody in the gay,
community, it was like, no, we can't have anything to do with these Nambla guys.
I mean, I think it's a good marketing strategy for the homosexual community to distance themselves from pediolite.
Hard to imagine that they would have had that association in the first place.
Yeah, we're going to say pediolite.
I like that.
That's a good one.
Especially during the first five minutes of the podcast, you're definitely going to say Pedialight.
But, like, on top of that.
Nimla.
Nimla.
Nimble.
Nemblah.
Nemblo.
Sounds like a Pokemon.
Nimbleau, I choose you.
My kid just found out about Pikachu, so that's our first Pokemon.
Fire.
She'd be like, pika, pika.
Yeah.
Wow.
Pikachu.
Which apparently means electric mouse in Japanese.
Really?
Yeah, which when I learned that, I was like, okay.
It makes sense.
Yeah.
But isn't that crazy to imagine that to us, this Pokemon has this fun, exciting name.
Right.
And to them, it's electric mouse.
Yeah.
I guess. Or maybe Pikachu sounds cool to them in a way that it doesn't sound cool to us.
Yeah, electric mouse, I'd be like, ah.
Well, my kid is just off the wall.
She walks up, she looks at the phone.
I'm battling a snorlax.
And she says, Pikachu!
You should have chose Pikachu.
And I'm like, I have really failed you as a father that you can't sell the difference yet.
Snorlax is lit.
He's gigantic.
Yeah, he gets to sleep all day.
I'm, hey, I'm just going to say right now.
Flacco kind of look like snorlax looking.
Oh, Lord.
AD, if you don't get on this diet program,
you might have some snorlax vibes coming off.
You know, I just, man, I've been on it, man.
I just started again.
You just told me, though,
that you could actually not be on the medication
that you previously got on
if you just get in better shape.
So to me, that would be, like, the most motivating thing.
Well, yeah, but, like, you have to give you a little bit by little bit.
You just can't get off of it, but, like, now I'm determined.
I'm like, I don't want to be on medication forever.
I want to, you know what I'm saying, lose a little weight.
There's got to be side effects, right?
There's always side effects.
One, like, tired, like...
Impotence.
Impotence, yeah, okay.
Homosexuality?
No, not that one, but...
Pretty close, pretty close.
NAMLA membership.
I mean, pretty close, pretty close.
Speaking of Nambla, your most recent interview drop.
Oh, my God.
We're in a rare position where the interview that dropped today has been seen by both of my co-host
the same day that we're doing.
the live show. That was never an opportunity with the house phone. Let's be totally honest.
And it's just usually like if you guys are going to watch it, it's like it's not
urgent. Like you're going to watch it immediately. So this is actually very good.
I mean, you did preface it by saying this is one of the, when you, when you send it to us,
you're like, this is one of the most, like, what was the word you used?
You said it as the most controversial. No, no, it was like one of the most off the hook
pieces of content. Just the craziest thing ever. Because I'm going to be real with you.
Like, I found out about Mr. Girl because I saw like a, a,
white grievance panel, I believe it was called. It was basically like a debate or a conversation
with a bunch of different creators about the idea of like, is it okay for white people to
declare that they're proud of being white or like to talk about anti-white bias, which is kind
of like a taboo thing because it's like most people would like not even want to acknowledge that
that's a thing at all. But I mean, there are some situations in which like as a white person you
kind of might feel like you're getting the short end of the stick, right?
So this is like a panel to have the conversation about how much that is a real thing, right?
And he just straight up was like aggrieved about the fact that he's not allowed to be proud of being white and every other race is.
And I just, I couldn't believe the fact that he was taking this position publicly because this is such a unpopular opinion.
But there's a whole contingent of society that's going to instantly resonate with.
Exactly. And that's why I was so interested in it. I'm like, wow, this is a guy who's really not scared to disqualify.
say how he actually feels in his fucking gut.
So, like, he was, he was strange.
Well, here's the thing that struck me.
And although Flacco definitely came in really hot.
And when you do that, you kind of, it's not.
And speaking of hot, I just want to send a big, big shout out to my boys at Fashion Nova,
because they're the ones who supplied the socks and the Birkenstocks.
Fashion Over Birkenstocks.
There you go.
There it is.
Caught my socks.
Anyway, what were you saying?
Serving the block in my fashion over Birkenstocks.
What?
Come on, come on.
He just did it again.
With that being said, I feel like when you come in hot like that,
you're not making the guests feel comfortable enough
to potentially put themselves on a lot more blast.
It was just like the 16 shot him thing.
Yeah.
Where he's just calling him a clout chaser in the 16 interview.
And then in the Mr. Girl thing, it's like, listen,
this is clearly a guy who has some weird ideas.
he is about underage girls, let's say.
Dude, Flacco literally asked the dude,
are you attracted to 10-year-old girls?
And he said, I'd rather not answer that question.
Yeah, when he said that, I was like, it's over.
That's my whole problem with...
You're a J-Cat.
That's my problem with the way the interview went,
is I have real questions.
Like, I really wanted to figure out the answers to these things.
And if you're going to get honest answers,
you're just not going to get there by, like,
declaring them a pedophile, you know?
Then he's like, yeah, I'm totally attracted to 17-year-old girls.
I'm totally
He definitely did not want to seed an inch of ground
In that argument
He was just like yes I am
Like fuck it
You have to
When you're interviewing people like that
You have to
Not co-sign them
But make it seem like you're not repulsed
By what they're saying
Yeah
So they'll go deeper into it
That's like an interviewer technique
I forget what it's called
But it's like
There's a certain art to it as an interviewer
Where the person you're interviewing
Can be saying the most crazy
Off the Wall thing
on earth and you're just sort of like
nodding. You're not saying
mm-hmm because if you said
I will kind of infer that you agree with them
right but you're saying
I follow
okay you know like that's what your
goal kind of is as an interviewer
is to get the person to open up
now to like just flaco just
flaco has such a layup in front of them right there
because it should be so easy
to make yourself look virtuous
when you're having a conversation with a guy
who's kind of like his whole
whole career is based on putting out the ugliest sides of his personality and talking about it.
But Flacco kind of managed to take the L from my perspective and a lot of people in the comments
because he was just so aggressive and so unwilling to like hear out the substance of what this dude
is talking about.
And then you wind up just ruining the whole situation because essentially think about it like
this.
If it's a police interrogation and you're a police officer interrogating somebody.
You're like, yep.
Yeah.
What do you do?
Yeah.
You're nice as fuck to him.
You buy him a Wendy's sandwich
so that they'll fucking talk, you know?
And I'm not saying the Mr. Girl
is equivalent to an actual criminal
in this situation.
Oh, for show he is.
He's...
For sure, man.
He definitely has a cutie's movie on a...
He went out of...
He said they were hot.
Yeah.
Okay, but then at the same time,
his argument is that cutie shouldn't exist
because...
It shouldn't exist.
Because it turns him on.
Well, no, because even if that film exists,
even if it is...
meant 100% to tell people that this world that is documenting is wrong. It's not okay to
film these salacious images of young girls to tell the story of why it's wrong. I remember seeing
that trailer and I was like, this is disgusting. Right, but I'm just saying like, even the cover.
That's it. That's true. That's yeah. But like that, that opinion that he holds led me to believe,
oh, this guy's not in favor of child sex material, right? So like, I really didn't get answers
to a lot of the questions that I wanted to answer from the conversation because Flacco was so aggressive.
To me, it was, it even further substantiated the idea that he is into, that he's into little girls,
because that bothered him to the point where he needs to speak up about it because he's incensed.
It's like, this is really, how do I expect to not get turned on by these hot 12-year-olds?
Right. And there's something so crazy about having, like, hypotheticals on deck to convince, or to get you to admit.
that you would hook up with a 17-year-old.
He's like, well, if you're on a deserted island,
then you only have six months to live,
and she's 17 and a half.
And it's just like, oh, my God.
But Flacco was not willing to engage in any of it.
Nah.
Right.
But then again, like, Flacco's probably not hitting nothing regardless.
So he's like, you feel me?
He can wait a little longer.
Yeah.
I mean, he claims that he fucked 20 chicks
before he got into this relationship in which he is not having sex.
That's the homie, but I don't believe that.
No way.
Because he never, he never said that in the beginning.
He invented that number 20 later.
Nah.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's a virgin.
He don't want to admit it.
Because he knows that if he said he's a virgin,
that's all we'd fucking talk about.
Honestly, if he was a virgin and admitted it,
we'd be on a quest for him to get his V card pulled.
Oh, yeah.
Then maybe he could have done that 100 times over.
That's a plug talk episode.
Let's be honest.
He really wanted to.
Dude, when he first got here,
Kazumi and the other girl were dancing all over him,
butt naked.
He's just sitting there.
I didn't literally heard women said that they would fuck him.
Yeah, I believe.
I'm sitting there joking around like,
Hey, would you fuck?
Oh, yeah, I'm fucking him.
I'm like, all right.
I mean, he claims to have a 10-inch girthy penis.
He said 12.
He said 12.
It's a growing?
He said, he's a foot long.
But with that being said,
he also says, I'm 6'5.
I'm a Drake of the West Coast.
And you got millions.
I got millions.
Endless millions.
Yeah, he was saying a bunch of other crazy shit the other day, too.
But those women who said that they would let him hit,
have they smelled him?
What?
You think he smells bad?
What?
I never noticed.
Oh, I wasn't going to say, man.
What?
I wouldn't, look at.
I wasn't going to say, man.
I don't get close to him like that.
Last week was pretty bad.
Josh was nodding.
Bro, bro.
Last week was really bad.
I wonder if he smells like the liver.
But that was the only time I ever smelled to.
That full is funker ruckus in your stereo, dog.
Really?
Yeah.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm saying.
Yeah, exactly.
You gotta have that phone.
Exactly, bro.
No, no, last week on the news, me and Gina was like, really?
Jesus Christ.
Wow.
Skes.
Yeah.
Skeez.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Lord.
That soundboard.
About like a bell that I saw.
Soundboard is tricky.
Yeah, it's a difficult art to matter.
You know, we don't have one at the time.
I wanted it so bad and when I got it, I misused it so much to where now I'm like, yeah.
If only somebody predicted that.
I wouldn't mind having it right here.
Josh definitely predicted it.
You know what the thing was that really put me over the edge with the soundboard and maybe not really wanted it anymore?
It was just the fact that anytime anybody would, it was just too.
Like anytime anybody would say anything about anybody like oh he was driving 75 miles per hour in a 65 the other day
Dund done and then everybody would laugh and it's like five seconds of laughter and I'm like
We did that joke ten times last week. Come on that. Yeah, yeah, no
You are gay and it's like you know over time it just kind of becomes like I don't know dude this is just a little much
It's got to be used sparingly because Norrie is just like oh let's get a round of applause
that's like anything.
That's the most important.
But that kind of hypes you up, though, especially when you're drinking, too.
I was kind of waiting for him to hit the applause like what?
He was like, well, George Floyd died of a fentanyl all over.
I was waiting for Norrie to be like,
that's a round of applause.
Hell no.
Is DJ F and Loki look like he's got some Semitic features?
Is he of the chosen people himself?
I forget.
I forget his ethnicity.
But, I mean, he definitely looked.
like he was a little bit more uncomfortable than Nori.
He looked like he's had his fair share of potato
a lot because I just say that. I've been in that
position. I feel like a lot of people at this point
I've been in that position where you're interviewing somebody
and they're saying shit that you kind of
know that you should have something
to say in rebuttal that's better
than what actually is going on in your head.
We probably both experienced it with Nick Fonte's
last night where he's just spinning
this web of facts and you're just sitting
there like, dude, like I don't fucking
know. I don't know enough about history or genetics
to argue with you. So you just kind of
to have to let them say what they're going to say.
And it's like with Norrie, it's like he would say it fucking wild shit that you really
have to say something at that point.
You know, like I was super conscious of that and the Nick Fuentes thing.
Like if he's going to say I fucking don't believe how many people died in the Holocaust,
then I got to have something to say about like, you know, it's crazy.
Nazis are right.
Give it a Google.
You'll see that most of historians agree on this.
The number one time where I was like, dude, not nod your head.
Do not nod your head.
Do not nod your head.
Do not nod your head.
Do not nod your head.
I saw a comment like, AD going to be just nodding his head the whole time.
They said, do not nod your head.
Do not nod your head.
But that's like literally in direct opposition of what we were just saying about flaco.
So there's two sides of that coin then, essentially.
Like you can't come in too hot, but then you can't be too complicit at the same time.
This is true.
That's very true.
It's definitely a balance.
How do you think it went yesterday?
I mean, I thought it went pretty good.
I think like some people are going to be fucking upset at just the fact that we talked to Nick in the first place.
I think we are going to edit out the Holocaust minimalism
just because listen you can hear
No Jumper Clips channel
I know I mean do you get to just put that on the Patreon or what
Like that was that was the one thing that worried me of like
What is YouTube going to say about this?
And my YouTube rep has actually asked to see it before we make it go live
Oh wow so like just because I sent it to her and I was just like listen
I just wanted to throw this your way to get your thoughts on it
I know he's banned off the platform he says some stuff about the Holocaust
that is going to be suspect.
Although to be real, he kept it very minimal
in the sense that he was questioning,
why are you not allowed to question the narrative
about how many Jews died, et cetera?
He didn't say, I do not believe that I bet.
You know, he kept it more of like a questioning tone,
which is one of his tricks allegedly, you know?
I feel like when Sneco got in here,
he made it like more amplified.
A little bit.
Oh, Sniko is a part of the interview too?
Yeah.
He came in part way through and that sort of, yeah.
Because they came straight from their Hitler,
youth meeting beforehand.
He felt a little bit more emboldened
around the sneko. That might be fair to say, yeah.
But then the other stuff that he said, though, was just like
pretty much the exact same shit that Kanye
said about George Floyd, and he died from a fentany
all overdose, whatever. And it's like,
you know, I pushed back, but at the same time,
this is someone who's deeply
invested in pushing his
narrative of how George Floyd died.
So it behooves him
to study the fuck out of this and have all
these facts on deck about this is
what the autopsy said and yad-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-
And then meanwhile, I'm a normal fucking person that has read about this, but realistically,
it has been two years.
And it's like, it's not like I have everything fucking memorized to argue with you about
a video that I saw two years ago, you know?
So it is a weird place to put yourself in arguing with these out-of-the-box people.
Well, yeah, you don't have an account on parlor.
You know what I mean?
I felt like me and you was just do-do-do-do-do.
And then flock was like, I like you guy.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, man.
Flock a love him.
Did you press his line, though, AD?
Like, were you like over the racist comments or alleged racist comments?
I brought up everything.
And I went to the points where I was like, okay, I don't want to come off as like too
aggressive or angry because I know that could be used against me.
But it was like one part in there when Sneco said something, I was like, I don't give a
fuck about that or like, I don't give a damn about that or something like that.
And I was like, let me dial it back because then it's going, you know what I'm saying?
I ain't trying to play into that statured.
You don't want to be the angry black man.
Exactly.
But ADD's first statement to Nick Fuentes was just, I saw something.
where you said that black people don't jog.
Yeah.
He's like,
I don't really be jogging.
I'll be a little big right now,
but black people do jog.
Way to perpetuate stereotypes, Andy.
That's funny as fuck.
You know what, though?
What's crazy to me is
as off-brand as you might think,
or people might think that an interview like this
would be on the No Jumper channel,
I guarantee you as we speak,
there's people spamming the live comments.
Of course, so.
Where's Nick?
That's one thing you realize when you look at Twitter and shit is that he has a huge fan base.
For sure.
Yeah.
Vocal.
And they are talking about this because they know this is a big deal for him because he doesn't
really get to go on mainstream shows.
It's kind of funny to think of this is a mainstream show.
I was trying to get everything out of him and he was not.
He didn't.
He wasn't going.
No, like I kept asking like, what do you think about black people?
He's like, well, I love black people.
I love black people.
He was like Kanye West.
He's my grandfather.
My great grandfather owned several of them.
But he kept.
kept doing that and it was like the whole time me and adam was like you know we were going but then
it went from you know african americans and then it just went total jewish people and then it went
left like it was crazy yeah i mean they'll see it it might drop tomorrow or i might drop the day
after that we're not really sure but it is coming that's going to be high power to content
i mean yeah i just i'm honestly the most i think i should drop it today i don't i think his fans would
be i would i would drive it right now but it's been processing all day i don't know why the nick
point this for interview for some reason takes like eight hours to process where usually it doesn't
but uh youtube i don't know kind of fishy but uh apparently like sounds like another conspiracy
maybe like 20 employees need to watch it i think his fans will like it because we gave him a fair
shot and we weren't dickheads to him or anything like that and i think our fans will like it
because i think that we were fair about it i'm more interested in seeing what like the mega social
justice warriors who won't even bother to watch it, we'll say, because for some reason they're going
to be the ones pushing the line of like, look at them platforming a Nazi, yada, yada, yeah.
Right. But then it's like there's two sides of that coin. Because to an extent, we are platforming
him. But another extent is like we're giving people a controversial interview that's way edgier
than any other platform of this nature is going to touch, which is a necessary thing. I would hope
that that interview would not be an infomercial for white nationalism or whatever.
But then it's weird because it's like that is kind of the risk that you're taking.
It's like maybe he does such a good job of presenting his point of view that some percentage
of the fans are just taken by it and they just fuck with it and they have and they run with it
and they're fucking in an Aryan nation gang at some point or whatever.
You know, it's like that's kind of like the compromise of like, but I don't know.
I think it's fair to fucking hear somebody out.
Sneako was the bridge because Sneakler was the bridge because Sneak's,
Sneco is the one who...
Sneco is definitely to...
Basically advocated for me
to be willing to have a conversation with him, you know?
You know, any type of fringe hate group,
regardless of nationality, nature of origin,
or just the way it's comprised overall,
what they all have in common is they target people
and people that are attracted to them
are people that feel rejected
and, like, they don't have a voice and disenfranchised.
So they...
And then they find their identity in these fringe hate groups.
The weird thing with him, though,
was that he doesn't come off like he's like a hateful kind of guy, you know?
It's like, it's very much not like, I don't have anything against black people.
I just only want to marry a white woman and I want to basically live around white people
and I want to be in my little white bubble.
And he feels like that about everybody.
And his argument is if a black person says that about black people, it's not considered racist.
So why can't he fail that way about it?
And it is kind of hard to like argue with that when we had Tariq Nishit on here,
basically damn near saying the same thing.
I'm sure res of Islam feels similarly, you know, like I don't begrudge anybody who wants to live in their own little racially isolated world.
Like for sure, if you want to do that, I mean, we give the Hasidic Jews a pass to do that, right?
We give Muslims a past to do that.
That's the one thing.
If you, as you as you as a white man, if you want to mess with a white woman, that's you.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not mad at all that.
Yeah.
The comments that I've seen and the things that were sent to me, that's what made me, you know, I'm like, nah, this shit ain't cool.
But we called them out on all of that stuff.
But I was like, it don't matter if it's a joke or not, because everybody says, oh, this is a joke.
And I'm like, nah, it's truth to every joke.
You know what I mean?
So I'm like, mm-mm.
But he does make a good point that in order to find the really offensive statements, like,
I called him out about this one thing of this leaked audio of him saying that a white girl fucking a black guy is the same thing as a white girl fucking a dog or not the same thing, but they're both degenerate acts.
And, you know, he makes a good point that it's like, we have to go to leaked audio from when he was 18.
in order to, like, find some super ignorant statements, you know, or, like, super offensive.
Did he acknowledge that that's ignorant, though?
Or did, like, or is that just...
He gave a little bit on it.
He said it was a joke.
Yeah, he tried to make it seem okay, so...
The whole interview, he's, he...
There's nothing in there, like, you would think that he was like, oh, oh, you could point that out.
Like, oh, yeah, he said it right there, like.
And that's why people are scared of him is because he comes off kind of likable.
But that's, even at the end of the interview, I was like, I don't know about you, Nick.
You got, like, super-villian vibes from me or something like that.
But if he was your neighbor, do you think that you would just be like,
what's up, Nick?
How you know?
If I heard he said that shit?
No, like, just if he was your neighbor right now and you just saw him once in a while
when you're getting into your car, like, you wouldn't give a fuck right?
If I, if I've seen that shit, then I'll be, I don't know, I can tell you what I would.
You want to let the air out of his tires?
I'm just saying.
What if he was your neighbor in Compton?
I don't think he would last.
He probably should not move there.
Okay, but because your neighbor could,
be a gang member who's from a gang
that you're supposed to have serious fucking beef with
and you're just going to ignore them and how you doing
buddy, right? People don't do that.
You living in the valley? You wouldn't...
All if it was like somebody from the opposite
side? Yeah, but they're in a similar place
to you where they're kind of past the gang life, they move
to the valley, they're... Honestly, if
like, if we had a conversation
and it was like, I felt like it was
mutual, then it'd be different. But if it was
somebody who I'm like, I can't trust you
it's like, hmm, it's either
call the troops or time to move. I'm just fascinating.
I'm fascinated by how gang members are way more likely to beef with other gang members than a white supremacist.
I was just having this conversation with Mike Rashid.
That's systemic, that's systemic racism and the effects of it in a nutshell right there.
But I feel like a lot of people are smarting up because like let's be real, the gangbanging
shit is not cool.
You feel me?
The shit is dumb as fuck.
You know what I mean?
Like it's, is nothing great about the situation.
I was watching the Vlad interview with BG Knockout.
You feel me?
And he was talking about Larry Hoover saying to renouncing his ties.
Right.
He's like, he's like, oh, would you ever renounce yours?
And he's like, I'll renounce it right now.
You know what I'm saying?
He's like, I'm always going to be who I am and where I'm from.
While he's wearing a hat from his hood.
Where he's wearing a hat from his hood.
He's wearing the New York hat.
That's nutty black.
Yeah, but for him to say like it was different, it's not the same.
It is what it is.
Like, I respect that because more than you.
more children are going to look at that and there's what is.
And it's like, I don't want to be a hypocrite and let people think like, oh, yeah, he's living
crazy and all that.
Like, nigga, I'm living good.
Like, man, I'm in a three-story house.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm doing dope shit.
Like, I'm not going back to the block and I'm not out there looking for ops and doing
anything like that.
And that's the thing.
If you're not an active gang member, which essentially means what you just said, you're
hunting ops on a regular basis, looking for your enemies, trying to up the score and
put in work.
You were on that?
not to that degree
not to that degree but like
yeah you always trying to choke out DMX
I've seen Flacco calling you out for your gang affiliation
I didn't actually watch the clip though so I don't know what got said
yeah but like my let's not talk about
I have I have homies that were like that but at a certain point
um you're wearing a lot of purple when you're not yeah
when you're not in that mode anymore like if you
if you had an a neighbor that was the ops
neither of you all are active what does it even matter
at that point. But I will say this, I'm always going to play, and I know everybody else in the
same situation, always have to be on survival mode. Because even though if you're not active,
you know, there's still people who will look at you like, it is what it is, and you've got to
handle certain things a certain type of way. Because if somebody wants AD dead, then they tell
him, hey, where's AD live? You don't think he's giving up the address? Is that what you would be
thinking? Is somebody, and somebody can press the like, I mean, why wouldn't he? He'd probably feel
hell of pressure to. Yeah, because you're, but at the end of the day, you're a trophy.
That's what I'm going to say, because you're a trophy like that. You're like a known dude
in your neighborhood. Same as OG suicide. O.G. Suicide is the big homie from my neighborhood,
but he, you know, he's, and shout out to O.G. Suicide in the building.
The podcast. He's spreading mental health awareness, you know what I mean, but at the end of the day,
he's still a trophy. Somebody can all can have a problem with the neighborhood, and then guess what?
They want to get him. They want to get me. It is what it is. And then, you know,
that different situations happen from there.
If all the street gangs came together to fight the skinheads, the skinheads would be
hella outnumbered.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, like, that's essentially prison dynamics.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like, but even think about like T.Rail interviewing Jay Stone.
And that's, and that's big.
Yeah, that's huge.
And some people, you know, I know some people that are like, oh, fuck with that.
Do you get DP for that?
No.
Were people mad at him for that?
Some people was mad at him for that.
Some people were always going to be mad at him.
No, they were mad at him about the ODM slam.
Same thing, though, really.
But it all depends on what type of person you are.
T.Rail is doing dope shit in life.
He has a fucking, you know what I'm saying,
multi-million dollar store.
Like, he's living great.
He got kids.
Like, what do you expect from this, man?
You think he's going to act the same way that he did
when he was 15, 16 years old?
That's just lame.
I think he caught feelings a little tiny bit this morning
when I said that he was just bored in the house
before he joined this group chat.
Nick, I feel like,
Oh, yeah.
Because I feel like you'd be waking up.
You'd be bored, too.
No, he is the king.
I think, honestly, enough time has gone by where am I potentially more irritable in the morning?
Yes.
Does T.R.L. blatantly come into the group chat and try to start arguments and fights in the morning?
No, for sure. With only you, though.
100% of the time, he will just show up and make the craziest point.
And we just have to be able to observe the dynamics so that we know that it's happening when it happens because it definitely happens.
because it definitely happens.
But it's both of y'all, though,
because like, when I see you,
about to go on one,
I look at it,
I'll be like,
I'm not going to give Adam the satisfaction argument today.
I'm just going to ignore his head.
Well, you know T.R.R.
It's going to do it regardless,
but it's beyond that.
No, T.R.
But regardless, T.R.R.S.
going to go in.
But regardless,
but regardless,
he enjoys being a contrarian voice.
This is clearly true.
He likes to go against the grain,
no matter what.
That's why he was so inspired by Res.
He's like, he's like, I don't even know if he necessarily,
don't even know if he necessarily believes
half the shit he's saying but he just wants to you know be a fire starter essentially
shout out to you ral tiny co he was in here earlier he was like damn i don't want to go home right
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Anyway.
Shit.
My stretch of being a Bachelor continues.
Yes, is you on the solo Dolo?
I've been alone for like a week.
No girl, no baby.
They're in France running around.
So you're chilling with the Jackson 5?
The Jackshack.
The Jackshack has been...
The Jackson 5.
Well, that's the whole thing, is that normally I got to go jerk off.
No, Jackshack.
Now I can jack off anywhere.
Plus, now the whole house is a jack shack.
I feel you.
There's like a few hours in the middle of the day where the housekeeper.
is there and I can't just jerk off on the couch.
You should have her help.
You're like, hey.
We don't have that kind of relationship.
I'm sure she's hot.
I know you're missing your family right now.
I am.
But having the jackshack to myself is pretty nice.
I'm not going to lie.
It's dope.
But it reminds me of the Chris Brown song.
Chris Brown had a bar in the 100 bottles song
where he's like, my fucking cleaning lady
looks hotter than your bitch.
I always thought that was such a flex.
Like, damn.
Like, damn, he's like the one dude who thought to hire a hot cleaning lady.
Yeah, for sure, Chris Brown is...
Maybe Chris Brown just, like, takes the lowest chick on his roster, and he's like, so, can you clean?
Clean the house.
If not, Esmeralda is going to teach you.
Yeah.
Put on this outfit, baby.
Nah, for sure.
I don't know.
I drop some orange juice.
Yeah.
AD, you need to go, you're going to go in that environment.
If you become single, you've got to be at Chris Brown's house every day.
You don't think you handle that lifestyle?
Single lifestyle, I always power out of control.
Yeah, I know.
I don't know.
That's great content.
I don't like it, bro.
I love to document that.
Do you all know what happened the day after?
Because remember when I was talking about my relationship problems?
Oh, you want to share this?
Well, I mean, sure, fuck it.
Make it worse.
Fuck it.
Well, because my ex and it definitely is like a dagger through the soul,
referring to her as that, but she is my ex at this point.
I um she had asked me beforehand because that whole day was jenky for me I woke up in the morning last
Tuesday I had a 7 a.m. therapy appointment so I went to I went to therapy after therapy it's like 8 in
the morning I put an Instagram post I'm like feeling myself a little bit instantly she calls me and then
and that's when she's like yeah we're for sure never getting back together because you look too
fly on the Instagram post I don't that that Instagram post just flipped your man's you feel
be like tray way 6k said
like and um that's what he was talking
about now I get it but um
and then and I was like
okay that really sucks and I'm on my way to the
dentist to get my fucking baby
shark teeth fixed so I go to the
dentist I'm sitting in the dentist
I'm sitting in the dentist like
trying not to cry because I'm
devastated as they're like doing all
this intricate like they need
to put a fucking vacuum cleaner in my mouth
because there's plaque from 1974
in there
Like the least pleasant physical experience while you're already in the worst possible headspace.
And I can't take drugs.
So it's like I'm feeling it like to the umpteenth degree.
Imagine they took the shit off and got your tears.
Oh my God.
Yeah, exactly.
And at that moment, Adam's like, yeah, come on the show tonight.
Whompty Wump.
I'm like, all right, Michelle, there's something to look forward to.
That's tight.
Right.
And so I tell, I tell old girl, I'm like, yeah, well, I'm going, I'm doing no jumper.
tonight, bitch.
This is what you're missing out on.
I'm podcast, ho.
And then she's all, um, he's like,
whatever you do, just don't mention what we got going on.
We just on the podcast.
Whatever you do.
There you go.
So I'm like, conflicted because I don't, like,
I'm resonating with people because I'm being genuine.
That's why this audience is fucking with me.
It's not because I'm so cool or so entertaining.
because I'm beat, which, I mean, debatively I am.
You as a podcaster is like Joe Budden's mixtape run,
where he's like pouring out his depression onto those, like,
this is your, you're in your mood music era.
Yes.
But as a podder, that's pretty cool.
The mood pod.
Wow.
Thank you for sharing all this with us.
Because if I was going through some heartache,
I don't know that I would be so open.
If me and line of the plug go through a traumatic breakup,
you guys might be left on the outs and might just not hear shit about it.
This is my outlet, though.
So I respected.
Then I had a haircut.
So I had all these appointments lined up and I have to like sit with these people.
And while I'm going through it and I'm like, damn.
So then I get to the pod, I wind up talking about it.
The next day, you know, a bunch of people that had seen it wind up going on her IG.
And first of all, they discovered her in like the deep recesses of my IG.
Were you already at the point where you deleted most of the photos?
I've archived a lot of stuff and archived.
a lot of story highlights.
But like when do we get this kind of fan base
that wants to do this Ice Poseidon ass shit
of like tearing apart somebody's fucking personal life
and DMing them and just wanting to be involved?
When did this happen?
David, David, David, they were trying to give me.
The thing is though, these people, they were trying to be helpful.
They weren't trying to be like nefarious.
But just stay the fuck out of it.
Jesus Christ.
They go on her page and, you know, she's a recording artist, whatever.
And then there was like a bunch of DJs
that like comment on her stuff.
And they're like going,
commenting back to the DJs like
Leave her alone, that's luscious girl
I like that, though.
Yeah, it's kind of fire.
When they do shit like that, that's cool.
But she didn't like it though.
She wasn't feeling it.
And then they're like in her inbox
saying crazy shit or whatever.
And then I'm on my way back to the dentist
because when your teeth are this fucked up,
you back to back like a Drake distract.
They need you in there every fucking day.
Any day available.
They have a whole dental team on your shit.
Yeah, you feel like I got...
What happened, by the way?
To my teeth?
Yeah.
Well
They always been like this?
Crystal meth
That's the thing
That's what I was thinking
But I didn't do my boy like that
If you look
You could look at pictures
Of me a few years ago
Yeah
I was being a little methly
With the meth
How long we actually doing meth for?
Long enough
Mepley snipe
I don't want to do a full meth
Deep dive with you or anything
But isn't it true that meth
I mean we don't have so much time
But isn't it true that the meth
And I should probably do a full lush interview
At some point
But isn't it true that meth
It only fucks your teeth up?
It only fucks your teeth up
Because you're like
like dehydrated and you're not you're not drinking water and stuff like that no it's not the only
reasons that is a reason why else first of all when you smoke it like that shit's smoking it yeah
but but i wasn't even like a big smoker like that at least your cheeks didn't get all fucking
yeah yeah i don't have like perma acne scars yeah but it um you grind your teeth like a
motherfucker and i was a big ecstasy popper too i'm about saying molly and eggs do that too yeah and i was
a that was like i was doing that in the morning waking up pop and this and at a certain point
your oral hygiene doesn't become a priority yet.
You know what I mean?
Just to keep it once that while funky.
Right.
And then, you know, this is the thing.
Once you get sober, which I am now,
two years, eight months, and 15 days.
The wreckage of your past is still haunting you.
And this is like me dealing with what was happening.
So anyways, back in the fucking dentist chair,
and as I'm sitting down,
the lady, the dental hygienist is waiting to start
because my girl or my ex is on the phone yelling at,
me because of what's going on.
And I was like, oh, shit.
Because of the people.
Yeah, because of the people.
And she basically was just like completely not understanding of the fact that you basically
have a no jumper troll army coming into your life here.
And at a certain point, she...
It's easy for me to imagine her not understanding.
But like the thing is like she's already was familiar with my battle rap fan base, which was
equally...
They have like a crazy, this bad too.
bunch of psychos.
They're low-key worse, to be honest.
I believe it. That's a challenge.
Yeah, yeah, that's a challenge.
But what wound up happening is she did apologize to me for how, because she said some
fucked up shit.
She was basically like, well, now I'm going to do-da-da-da-da.
And she was just going really hard.
And once she saw the content of what I was saying, which was essentially me taking
accountability for the entire fallout of our relationship being on my.
shoulders and due to me creating this environment of lies instability and volatility for the
duration of our relationship you definitely been therapy after i got clean yeah i came up with that um
i'm thinking about it's club live in miami lies instability instability that's i remember it club
live baby that's what the club lives stands for that's what it stands for when you're lush
in your mind what the fuck was that i know that sound josh stop updating the piece too
he's playing Minecraft
No you gotta
That's yeah
You gotta tell her
Playing on the Oregon trail
Does Linda get that
Like the DMs
I know she probably do
From dudes
From just people like the trolls
Like
Oh well
Once in a blue moon
I'll say something offensive enough
On this podcast
But she'll have a bunch of chicks
In her DMs
Like fucking telling her to break up with me and shit
And sometimes
You know that your man
Fucks bitches
Sometimes
to be honest
it has been like thousands of people
hitting her up televised
tell her to break up with me so like
you know as much as I expect her to be tough
in regards to like
shit that she sees about me online or whatever
it's like you have to be kind of empathetic
you ain't black bitch
bro and you like
with my girl the bad part is that
it'll be like famous chicks
not like famous but like actual people
damn Billy Eilis just hit her up
you know exactly if your girl
Not Bailey Islanders, but imagine like your girl getting hit up by somebody who actually matters saying you're a piece of shit.
It's a little different than like some account with 10 followers.
You gotta drop him, girl.
If Molado hits your girl and tells you to break up with her, don't you think your girl like, I mean, that's about the biggest co-sign of a breakup possible.
No, bad girl Riri.
Then it's a rap.
It's a Rizab fool.
That's kind of like what I would.
I break up with myself if she told me to.
What I seen with DDG?
What's her name of me?
I see the black club at it watching.
Yeah.
Amanda Seals was basically.
like, oh, you need to dump
them, girl. Because what do you say? All Lives Matter or some shit?
He said he didn't think that, he thought
racism was like over, like
we got past that with MLK.
And he's seen how racist people was
with his girl being casted in The Little Mermaid.
I mean, two things
can be true is that racism
could probably in America
realistically be less
than it has ever been before
in terms of the effects that people
really feel from it, but it's still
very prevalent. Racism still
alive. I mean, there's people, as long as there's people that were alive during segregation and it's
just like one or two generations removed, you know? For sure. You feel like you're the victim of
racism? No. No? No. I think you are. How so? I don't know. I can just imagine those battle rappers
picking on you. I've, I've slept with enough black women as to where I don't feel like there's,
I feel like I might. I always feel bad when I have that conversation because I'm like, I slept with a bunch of black women
I never really dated one, so I don't feel like I'm capable of having that conversation.
My ex-wife is mixed.
Well, congrats.
See, when you do it, you do it.
I'm invited to the cookout, baby.
A little bit.
He doesn't.
He doesn't.
No raisins in my potato salad.
Nobody would blink if you went to the cookout wearing that outfit.
I just feel like.
I look like a cholo at Easter in this outfit.
I just feel like the black committee would see your fit and be like, yeah, I guess if he feels like he could walk up in here, we're going to let him walk up in here.
Bro, this is like my 70-year-old dad's shirt that I borrowed because I have no clean clothes.
I thought it was fired.
This nigga Adam, when he shoots with a black woman, he just has to tell us.
He'd be like, oh, my God, you guys, the best big booty girl I've ever met in my life.
I'm about to knock her down tomorrow.
She said she loves my white dick.
But it's like he does, he probably does it, what, once a year?
No.
You just had a little light-skinned thing, didn't you mean?
I was trying to get more Ebony's on the schedule.
schedule.
Come on now.
You know Dad
likes to keep it mixing.
Yeah, you've got to flip the script.
Speaking of Mixy, there's a brewing
Manusphere war
that I peeped on my YouTube
subscription tab today.
So basically, Abba and Preach,
kind of like the
watchdogs of the Manusphere.
They were the ones who first
really took aim at Fresh and Fit
and made videos denouncing them,
even though they had been on the show
and cool with him and everything like that.
Well, academics had a encounter
while he had his messy weekend in Miami
where basically, I think it was before
he got into the situation with his girl
in the hallway or whatever
where the video leaked
that we should definitely talk about as well.
But basically, he was on Fresh and Fit podcast
and he ends up arguing with this chick
and he's telling her that she has a manly voice.
Oh, that's on Fris and Fit you're saying.
Yeah, gross.
Nico is roasting her heart as fuck too.
Like maybe I missed something in terms of like
what she said to deserve this level of disrespect.
But I did think that it seemed pretty fucking OD.
Dude, Axe said like the, like my homeboy fucked.
That's to a different girl.
But he ended up whiling out on like a whole bunch of different girls at that table.
He said that you, he said you had the loosest pussy he ever felt.
So Abed Preach made a video basically going in on them about it.
So I would imagine that the next academic stream.
is going to be him reacting to it.
And it's going to be interesting to see
if he keeps it civil
or if he decides to go a little baby on him
because... He's about to go crazy.
Little baby mentioned him on the album
and Ack has devoted the last couple days,
I guess, to just talk about Little Baby
on stream and shit.
So he's like ready to go to war.
And I wonder if Aver and Preach
are going to earn that level of attention.
It's crazy.
What's crazy about...
I don't know.
I'm sure he's going to go in,
first of all.
But as far as the rappers
that Ack beefs with,
They started with like, you know, local provincial rappers from different scenes.
You know what I would give to get gist by little baby on his album?
But put me in a bar.
Come on, man.
We don't get dissed on these songs.
Then he graduated.
You got a diss before.
But not like that.
Then he graduated in National Acts like Freddie Gibbs, but who were still like not quite mainstream.
But they get nominated for Grammys.
The shy glizzy one where he said this, I know every DJ with this pussy academics.
That was when I was like, oh, fuck, rappers are going to mention YouTube.
in song. I never thought of this before.
Yeah. But now you're beefing with arguably
one of the three biggest rappers
in the game, most relevant rappers in the game.
It's kind of wild, right. You got to appreciate it. Yeah, I would love to
have had a little baby bar. If Nikki Minaj or anyone wants to diss me, that would be great.
The fact little baby said his son put him on game.
You ain't a shooter. You got a 22.
Adam, what if she said that?
What I'm saying?
Rich homie Kwan put me in a bar the other day.
Okay.
I can't remember what he said, but something about I'm 22.
Did you see the Rich Ome Kwan Vlad interview recently?
I didn't really watch the clips.
He's he's he's hella fucking likable.
I was like, damn.
When he said that he got the, instead of getting a 19K, he got 400 a day.
Yeah.
I mean, 400 a week?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you think now that Thug seems like it's probably going to be gone for a while,
that it's like the public are going to be ready to accept Richel Mek Juan again?
There's a window for him as long as he has the right record.
Anybody can do anything if he come with the right record.
I just don't like how, I just can't really get jiggy with Rich Homey
Mi Kwan has already admitted that he snitched, bragged about it in a record. Yes.
Was this disgust on any of his interviews in recent memory?
No, it wasn't, but he was definitely frowned upon, particularly in the Atlanta scene for a long time.
He had a, even on that.
That's why him and Thug fell out?
Has that been expressed publicly?
That might be part of it.
I don't like, I know that there's a lot of reasons.
I will say, though, that the Rich Homi Kwan and Young Thug thing, when they fell out,
it was kind of reminiscent of like the T.I. and Little Flip situation
where it's like T.I. was the more popular rapper and somehow him beefing with Little Flip
just like to so many fans. It felt like they just immediately bought into the narrative of
Little Flip not being cool anymore. And I kind of feel like with Young Thug, his star was shining
so bright that somehow him embracing Rich Homi was that important. And then as soon as he
dissoned himself, it like affected the fans.
You were an aggressor.
Usually the person is the most aggressive, they rock with it.
Because even with the 50 and Jaru situation, like,
and they had them fed cases, now we know it.
But at the time, it was like, damn, 50 coming at them.
Like Jiam.
Like, John literally couldn't respond.
Yeah.
I'm saying.
Like, he comes up to them crazy.
And then usually people, they moved more to that side.
Because young thug was really on, you know what I'm saying?
He was popping it.
So, yeah, usually the aggressor, people go to in hip hop.
People forget, though, before Rich Gang started,
Rich Homi Kwan was a way more successful artist
than young thug.
Even though we all knew
like the hipster community at large
or just the people that are obsessed
with cutting edge rap music,
we knew that young thug was up next
and we had loved him for a couple years.
To be fair, I'm not sure of what external factors
affected it, but you never heard
a Rich Homi Kwan record after the rich gang era.
There was that one that, uh, uh,
where he had missed a snitching in that song.
I got to look at this.
Wait, what did he said?
He said like something about a Cotta case and I was singing like, well, oh, oh,
1090 lush over here.
He had like some bars saying that.
Let's get some, I need a 1090 lush Photoshop in the Reddit.
You rocking with me.
I'm rocking with you.
I fucks with 1090, Jake.
My man, I'm interviewing him again tomorrow.
Far long distance.
Doing that for the first time ever.
Where he's, you know what's crazy?
He never touched on the Dorchester drill scene.
And like, did you hear about those dudes from out there?
The G. Fredo and Cal's, uh, is that the situation?
Because, okay, during the live show.
Somebody asked about 1090 Jake.
Oh, did they?
One of, yeah, one of the kids in the audience asked a question about this certain Boston
gang beef and 1090 Jake revealed.
And I'm going to try to get him to talk about it honestly tomorrow.
Basically that he's like close friends with some of the people involved in shape.
So it was very close to home.
with him and that's why he didn't report on it that makes a lot of sense it's this dude g frado and cal
7981 and i think they wound up getting smacked with a rico or rico ishish charges right gang injunction
charges that are their face or i think got convicted of football numbers but they were making some
crazy dorchester drill music and really i didn't even know about it it was super hard they're
the dude g frato is a really good rapper i got to do my googles tonight yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah. There's a whole video about it.
Like, one of the crime channels that's like a damn near hour-long documentary about it.
I think it was two years ago when all this was going on.
But it's crazy.
He only got swept under the rug.
And I was like, at the time, I was feeling them more than most of like the Brooklyn and Bronx drill shit that I was here.
Somebody send me that link or put it in the comments.
They're their kids, yeah.
And they're all like descent.
There's a large in Dorchester, apparently, Cape Verdean.
community, which is an island off the coast of Africa, I believe, off West Africa.
These sound like some of the people that Josh and AD might have ran into when they were trying
to get breakfast.
Probably so. Probably so. Probably so. And they was in like Roxbury, which is another hood in
Boston. You couldn't redesign. I just want to throw this topic out there too. As long as we're
talking about academics is messy weekend in Miami, I want to mention the video that came out,
him with the girls. And more specifically, I want to mention the fact that fresh,
filmed that video
and released it to the world
and I was shocked
when I realized that that's how it got out there
because to me
if we are going out
and we're doing something publicly
which granted we have almost never done
but if we were to all we end out in public
movie night
if you get into the same situation
and you're shoving a girl
and it's like a messy-ass situation
that no matter what you know how this is going to get viewed
and it's basically going to be
a lot of people who are going to try to characterize
it as a domestic violence thing
I'm not putting that shit out there.
I don't want to make you look bad, dude.
No, that's, first of all, super janky.
And especially, like, allegedly, or what act claims
and what I heard about it is he was trying to break up a fight between the two women.
One of them was his girl, I think.
Right, and he said that girls were taking pictures with him,
and then his girl's drunk or some shit.
And she starts tripping, which I could totally understand that.
Every girl ever took a picture with me, and my whole life is on my girl's dick,
so that's never happened to me, but I could imagine it.
I can see him.
filming it to like protect him just in case somebody tried to sue and then later on you got this
footage but like not to put that shit out there like that's fucked up paint your homie and
especially when you know that he's the only dude in the party right now that that video is
going to be on fucking TMZ and it's going to be front page news and it's obviously like a power
dynamic in that way where it's like if he's the dude who's realistically I don't know if
academics is like paying for everything when they go out or anything but you know it's like if
he's the dude who has the most to lose,
don't treat him like he's just any old dude in the crew.
They have a weird relationship.
Yeah, because, okay, I heard them arguing about it on the fucking,
on Twitch.
And basically, at a certain point,
Ake exposed the fact that Fresh was fucking with this girl, Miranda,
who, like, basically, I guess he was, like, ashamed or embarrassed of the fact
that he was hanging out with her because what, she used to be,
an escort or something.
Like, I think she used to.
she was an escort.
I think she was on one of the apps that they frowned upon and talked bad about.
Right.
And then academics called him a hypocrite for messing with a girl that was on one of those
apps.
Right.
And so basically what you realize from hearing them talk about it is that Fresh was always
salty about the fact that academics put that shit on blast.
Publicly.
And talk shit about it or whatever.
And that then Fresh felt like he was getting his get back by putting the video out there.
And now that's something else that I really.
have a problem with because my thing is if I do something and it pisses you off or it pisses
you off just fucking FaceTime me or text me or say something about when you see me let's not
make this a tit for tat where we're waiting to get revenge on each other down the road or something
shit bro he talked about the girl that academics is with as well too and said like you need to leave
her my homie said he used to pimp her like it was like that too fresh said that on live or some
Yes. Look, look, respectfully, this is all of dudes. This is just what it sounds like to me.
Dudes that have never really had that much pussy before they blew up and they don't know how to deal with situations.
And they get in their feelings about things that more experienced people wouldn't.
And look, I'm a fan of academics. I really have enjoyed his content for years now.
But it was really strange seeing that altercation because it's pretty much one of the first times you've ever seen academics in the wild.
you're used to seeing him in this little box while he's streaming on fresh and fiddle that's what i'm saying
you see no he's had a bunch of clips of him whiling out on chicks but that's but that's on podcast
though i'm saying like literally that clip you're right yeah that clip stood out as like well this is a
totally different thing for him this is him in society right and like like he used to be this kind of
like dusty dude wearing a hoodie now he's like draped in designer he's like holding his
holding her bag i thought it was his when i first i didn't realize that he was breaking up the fight
I was like, damn, now all of a sudden,
AC has swag and he's got a fucking Gucci bag on him.
Because the biggest, like, the biggest piece of lore about academics is like,
academics can't get touch.
Like, he's like, he doesn't go out in public.
He doesn't, you know, because like, he's never put himself in a situation where somebody
could get at him.
So it's pretty funny that finally you got a situation,
and it's like a flock of bitches fighting around him.
And he's holding his girl.
I didn't know it was him at first when I first sighed.
I was like, I was like, is this killer,
mic or some shit.
I'm the prize.
I'm the prize.
Why you have to get a quotable in that shit?
That shit was wild.
That's what we need the soundboard for right there.
I'm the prize.
How you get a catchphrase out of that?
Fresh is lame though for putting that out specifically because it's not
contextualized that he's trying to break up a fight.
So it literally looks like he's in a bitch's face, a woman's face,
yelling at her. A lot of people in the no jumber crew
are no better because they basically just like
put all of their personal drama on blast
on stream or whatever just to make content
out of like shit that
they could so easily just have
the conversation privately.
And that's why when they say the medium is the message
it means that the platform
and the incentives around the platform
will basically drive the behavior
of the people using the platform
and you're basically seeing how social media
is just like turning a bunch of people
with our universe into like
worse versions of themselves
because they're just allowing the fucking need
different content to basically super
change their behavior. And I'm
just going to call it out for what it is.
I've been doing this for a long fucking time.
And it's like seeing a bunch
of your kids just going mad, like not
knowing how to fucking handle themselves.
It's pretty funny. It's definitely mad
right now. Yeah. But and essentially
it's the same thing as I just said about
like dudes not knowing how to deal with women because
they have not got pussy till they blew up.
It's like dudes not know how to do it clout. Yeah.
That's what it is.
Like the reason why you'll never see me and like
let's say me and disaster aren't getting along, which isn't true, but let's say me and disaster
are not getting along. You'll never hear about it from either one of us. You'll know the world
at large would never know because we know how to keep, we know how to hold water. Back in the day
when we first were blowing up and getting recognition from the masses, then yeah, we might have,
that shit might have spilled out to the people. But now that would never fucking happen because we've
had 15 years of being in the public eye. But I respect people like fucking.
And you think that if Lil Dirk and King Vaughan ever had a problem that we would have known about it?
No, they would fucking fight privately and you would never hear about it.
Or I remember like Gucci and Waka for you, that after they broke up, Waka said in an interview
that they would get into full-blown fist fights in the studio because they would disagree about shit so hard.
But you, I was an obsessive fucking Brick Squad fan at that time.
We never had any fucking clue because the way to carry yourself as a man is to basically just keep.
a lid on the bullshit, unless you
absolutely have to address it. Until
Gucci had that Twitter rant, and he
said that... But that was him going through a mental
breakdown. But that's the difference between
fake-ass friends
and real friends at the end of the day.
Because, you know, all my home
boys from the sandbox, like, we
down there all didn't fart each other, got down.
You know what I'm saying? Nobody to the public
could know that. And you know what I mean? And now
like people are
cold, I mean, they're work friends. They're not really
super, super cool in real life.
So it is easy for them to be like, oh, fucking let it go.
You know what I'm saying?
I said this in the group chat the other day, but I will kind of get it more if the stuff,
like the drama or whatever got like crazy views.
And if like it was just the most viral shit on the channel.
But it's not.
It's like the shit about Kiki or, excuse me, Yuri in Texas and, you know, the ice beside
shit, whatever.
It's like, does it maybe get like a little bit more views than you just talking about like
some rappers who were beefing or whatever?
Like maybe once in a while.
you'll have like a little bit more popular clip
but for the most part you could really come on this
podcast and talk about whatever or talk about
shit between people that we don't
fucking know famous people whatever and it's gonna
get more views than if we're just talking about
little weird insular drama
or whatever but they get confused because
they're getting more interaction
it's not just the views it's the interaction
we're getting engagement
and that's them letting the fucking Reddit run their life too
because they read the Reddit and they think that the
Reddit is everyone who watches the channel
when actually it's a pretty small percentage
even though we do have an unusually large.
It's a small vocal percentage, though.
Exactly.
And then they'll hop in your inbox and...
Yeah.
See, but even when you're streaming, like, bro, like...
Yeah, the chat streaming is the biggest instigator of that.
When I'm streaming, sometimes, they will...
Spam, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this.
They know what they're doing.
And then you were like, I don't want to do that.
You're fucking pussy.
You're like, fuck it.
Let me do it then.
And then you do it and then, oh, my...
my God. And then it's like, you're messy.
Well, that's why I like this podcast because we don't get to see the live chat.
It's so we're not being dictated by it.
But that's the difference of it being a pod and being streaming.
Because if you look at them comments, they will say all type of shit.
Even like yesterday, bro, they're blowing up my fucking stream.
They're like, call house phone, call house phone, call house phone, okay, call house phone.
All right, call Blasey, call Blasey, call Blasey, call Blasey, call Blasey, call Blasey, call
talk, call talk.
Call talk.
And then it's like, call Adam.
I'm like, no.
Now it's like too much.
And so now you have a situation like the pot lord disconnected removal or whatever the
fuck that is that could have been some cool shit that's low key and nobody really gets
their fucking feelings hurt so much.
And instead it's like, oh, they're going to make a whole fucking soap opera out of it.
And it's like, for me, it's kind of like, whatever.
Like I just feel above it all.
Like I can go ahead.
Have your fun.
But it is kind of like disappointing to see like this is what you're doing with your
platform, you know?
What do I look like?
as a 40 year old man
being engaging in that
type of fuckery at the end of the day.
But I understand it. Like people are getting upset
because it does affect their
livelihood to do a degree. So, you know,
like I can understand them being in the...
See, the watchers, they're like, and like you said,
not all the watchers.
You know what I'm saying? I feel like
you have the Reddit people, you have the YouTube
comment people and you have the people who
are not vocal at all. Right, because
you forget that. It's like, oh, the
YouTube comments seem to be like a
much more accurate depiction
of the people who watch it, but then the
YouTube comments are still probably like
5% of the people who watch it. And I would
love for y'all to disprove that by commenting the fuck
out of this episode. But realistically,
most people, like, think about
how many YouTube videos you've watched in your life and how
many stuff you've bothered to comment. Probably like 1%
of them, right? Less than 1%.
The only time I comment on videos if it's like
supporting the homies videos or something
like that, but like really giving
my opinion on something, and I mean
probably because we have a platform
to talk about shit.
True.
You know what I mean?
But, you know, I can see why
somebody wants to get their voice heard
and shit too.
And, I mean, honestly, it's a W
for the people when they feel
like they're shifting stuff.
You know what I mean?
And that, like you said before earlier,
you know, even with the Reddit,
it's like if they can band together
and make somebody
do something or act a certain way,
that's a fucking W for them.
Because them, the voices
who are not usually heard
and now it's like, okay,
we can affect what's going on.
Let's drill.
into that shit. But we should commit ourselves to like pulling up the donations at the end of the
night because we used to always do it and then we just stopped doing it at some point and that
would be good to like kind of address donations. I got I got so many donations yesterday that was
like disrespectful shit with soap opera shit and I'm like I'm literally like this. Okay, some,
some, some, some, some, some, okay, I'm not going to read that out of respect. Some, some, some,
I'm not going to read that out of respect. Some, some, some, I'm not, and it's like, and it's like,
you know, shout out of Toke too, but Toke has the TTI, what's shit?
TTS.
My nigger.
It just speaks it out.
Yesterday they're paying money
and they're saying the most fucked up shit to him
and he has to hear that shit fucking loud.
And I'm like, oh my God.
Dude, the clip of Ice Poseidon where he's roasting Tocke
and then Toc just like basically tells him
he's going to shoot him.
What do you say three to the chest?
It's so funny.
Three to the chest.
I watched it like three times.
How about it was funny too?
Super funny.
At the end of the day, when you're creating a
community and online community and you're like weaponizing them and bringing them together and giving
them a sense of identity it's important to create a myopic experience where they where they believe
that their input and what they say is vital to the survival of this but that's the fan service though
yeah yeah because I like to be like oh I'm doing whatever the fans want even if it turns out to you know
like interviewing Nazis yeah like and it's and it's like you know you just have to learn how to have
We're going to have a seance.
We're interviewing Adolf Hitler on the next.
But if they want it and you're like, damn, you want to cater to your viewers because
they're telling you what they want to fucking see.
But when it comes down to it, like now, mentally now with it, now everything, all the drama,
everything now is like, all right, this is the fucking world that it is.
Play the role.
Have fun with the shit.
Give the people what they want.
But don't let it affect whatever the fuck you got going on in real life.
You know what the problem is?
for Toke is that he's got a sad, like you could tell when he's sad.
Like when the chat's getting to him, you could see it in his face.
And that just drives them.
Like that makes him like a target of hell on memes.
They don't do that.
Tulk is a good guy.
You know what I'm saying?
And it sucks that like it's like they drill at the situation and shit like that.
And I hit them up today.
And I was like, hey, bro, like if you feel like I contributed anything like that,
I apologize because, you know, I ain't never trying to like, you know, make you look bad
anything.
It's all fun because, like, the way me and T.R.L. is now, we sit there tell each other like,
nigga, we're going to do this shit, bro.
We're going to have fun with the content.
Let's run the shit up.
And it's like, you know.
You got that theme music.
We got the theme music.
You know what I'm saying?
We're all getting better at just being on camera and acting like our actual selves,
which I think is like the main challenge with podcasting is that, like, we all know that
if we were stuck on a bus together for like three hours, that we would probably
all be having a fucking hilarious-ass conversation.
And really on a podcast, you're just trying to do like a slightly more structured version
of that, you know?
Yeah, but we also genuinely like like each other if we're going to do these pods.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's good to talk and be in a group chat and, you know, get into it.
Nick, me and Adam, you know how many times me and Adam got into it?
But the times that we really got into it, we didn't even bring it to the podcast.
No, but that's because we are real fucking homies.
And that's the thing is that if that did happen now, say we got to,
into it in the group chat like we have in the past
where it's this big fucking blowout fight
and then we patch it up within like an hour
and we have a fucking phone conversation and all right
we're cool. One of these fucking rug rats
in the group chat is going to fucking make
a Twitch stream about it or some shit
and that's not cool. Like putting
other people's drama on blast like
when it's your drama and you decide
like okay I'm going to use this for content
but a lot of people in our space
probably are a little blurry on
the lines of like what they're allowed to put
out there. And there's a there's a
There's an difference between me airing out my personal business and my struggles.
But if that shit involved somebody else in the office, that's when it becomes a problem.
That's when it becomes messy.
If me and you got into it and it was behind closed doors and somebody made a video about it right now and they asked me, I can literally be like, it didn't happen.
You know what I'm saying?
Like when I called you a punk and you hit me with the Hulkomania leg dropped.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
No one knew about that.
No one knew about it.
But that's one thing that we all have to understand.
understand when we're creating content.
It's like, you don't have to necessarily speak on things.
And even like yesterday, Tolk at first said he didn't want to speak about nothing.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
And then it's like the chat, fuck this.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, okay, now they get, now they get you.
And then when your people, his, you know, then they inflame it and sense the flames even more.
Because even now, like when motherfuckers hit me up.
They're like drill rappers.
Bro, but it's, they know they have to talk about beef in order to get views.
Smoking on that urine.
pack.
Joe rappers are making a lot more money.
But now I find fun and all this shit.
Like even recently, they're like, even like Flacco, I come in there, he's like,
what's that weird thing on your head?
And I'm like, bro.
Like, I'm like, bro.
But I find it funny now.
I'm like, yeah, I got fat in the back of my neck sometimes when I turn my shit.
And it's like, okay, boom, you see something else?
Hey, you, what's the call this?
I'm like, oh, yeah.
Because I'm having fun with that before.
Like, you get to the point where like, come on.
Like, you know, unless you, you're from the same background.
It's like, one thou.
You, you're so worried about your reputation when you're outside and on the streets
and when you go to the clubs and when you see people and people look at you like, you know what I'm saying?
You're somebody that's to be respected.
And then, you know, some fucking 13 year old is like, your mom's a bitch.
You a piece of shit.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, you don't know how to handle that shit.
And for a long time, it's like, I know a lot of people still don't, they don't know how to handle
that shit the right way.
And it's like, all right, you have to tell you something.
So this is real, but this is not real.
It's like, these ain't the people that's walking up to you and saying...
Your auntie suck dick like a neckbone and your uncle gay as hell.
Yeah, like, imagine the type of shit people write.
Yeah.
Like, they'll walk up to you like, yeah, you were, whatever the fuck it is.
The most crazy shit.
Like, and every time, like, when I see Yuri go out, even on YouTube, I look at YouTube yesterday
and I'm scrolling, the bromance of Yuri in AD.
It's broken.
I'm like, and this is people that's not even in the office.
So it's like, okay, you got inside office drama, and now this shit is spinning off to other pages.
Like, even when we're streaming now, before we, I'm done with my stream, there's five fucking clips of my fucking stream on YouTube already titled the craziest shit.
And now it's just like, all right, man, that's just what it is now.
Office beef is now a new genre of no different content.
Well, David Russell.
David Russell.
He's a guy.
I wasn't going to say it, bro.
David Russell, I'm going to say this.
Watch your ass on posting clips of this.
channel because I don't want to have to hit you with the three copyright strikes at once.
You can post everybody else streamers and everything like that. I'm just saying don't play with us
because we got that one fucking channel zapped. I feel like he I feel like it's a good promo
though, Keith. No, no, I don't mind. Listen, I'm not going to strike you. Just don't try to compete
with the clips channel. Yeah. Is all I'm saying. Don't try to beat us to the fucking punch of cutting up our
content because we will zap your ass. I'm not going to I know where you go to high school.
And I am a very big fan of your work. So I say this as a big fucking fan. He's great. I'm not going
strike your shit, but I am going to monetize it.
You feel me? Do your thing.
True. But he
seemed like the wind had been taken out of his
sales at a certain point.
He's acting like, oh, I'm being
threatened with a lawsuit or whatever.
I got to stop posting. He's back at
it. Now, it's like, apparently it doesn't give a shit.
David Russell Peters, baby.
I told Kiki that too.
I was like, bro, nigga,
have fun with this. Right.
Like, it doesn't matter.
People are going to have their
opinions about you regardless, whatever.
it is. And it's like, if you let that
defeat you, then everybody won.
Realistically, even if it's people clowning on
you, that's the best fucking PR agent
that he can have in his life. Look at
how much time this motherfucker's putting into that
shit for damn near no return. Although,
I wouldn't be surprised if he's making some money on YouTube.
The amount of hate that the
pop-up got actually made
it something that people wanted
to look forward to. You cannot pay
for that type of... The only thing...
We need to do a cipher over the pop-up
beat. The only thing that was...
worse than fucking being hated is being obscure.
So it's like, hey, maybe they're laughing at you right now, but maybe you could do something
with that.
And it beats not being known at all.
I would much rather, as a content creator, evoke any type of strong response, whether
it is positive or negative, then just be ignored.
Any fucking day of the week.
Man, fuck him because I've been thinking about peeing this whole fucking time.
And then here he is running off, going to take a tinkle.
I got literally the bladder of a Middle Eastern Camel, bro.
So now that he, can you really?
Yeah, you know, and I think a lot of it is from battle rap events,
because when I was running the King of the Dot...
There's always a good piss corner at the Battlewrap event, right?
But the thing is, when I was running the King of the Dot season,
I would go from hosting the battles to directly afterwards,
doing on-screen commentary, then doing interviews,
and then right into the next battle.
There was no window for me to piss for like three, four hours.
straight. So eventually, like, I would just like, it's like tantric sex for your bladder.
Sometimes I'll watch a Joe Rogan episode and I'll just be like amazed by how he just doesn't
piss for three, four hours. And you're a grown-ass man, which I feel like as you get older,
it gets harder to hold a lot of piss. I'm not sure exactly how that works, but I'm pretty sure
that like your bladder is just kind of strained over the years. But yeah, for sure. Like I peed
realistically maybe like 20 minutes or a half hour before I started this podcast. So right now I haven't
in an hour and 40 minutes, I could so piss right now.
And the fact that I have to go at least another 50.
But this is the thing.
Please stick to the rivers and the streams that you're used to.
That's a good point.
Have you ever read The Yellow River by IP Daily?
Yeah, yeah.
My mom used to talk about that a lot when I was a kid.
But, yo, IP freely.
We should normalize pissing on this podcast because I feel like a lot of times the reason
why we just do a hard out at two hours is because the fact that we all have to piss.
and if we were all to just go and pee
we could maybe do like a three hour show
whatever and like I feel like the people
would appreciate it. I have like such
an overpowering
FOMO at times when it comes to things
like this and I would rather
literally have my bladder explode
my...
Than have anybody be able to talk about you without you being able to
respond? No, me miss
something cool. What's some shit that you want
to talk about AD before he gets back?
God damn it.
Hey I'm sorry, I'm trying to make more water man.
a fucking grizzly bear roaming up in here.
I was going to mention all the memes about the thing
on the back of his neck.
Oh, yeah, let's go.
There's some funny ones.
I like your neck.
Thank you.
You're giving neck.
Pause.
It's giving neck.
Big neck energy.
Yo, bro, you should remix that.
So I have this predicament, and I think I talked about this on the new episode of Sledge
Lords available on that.
I'm 22 channel.
Everybody go check it out.
But I've been really on my ground with TikTok because
let me explain to you.
TikTok is a fundamentally,
extremely different app than Instagram
in this specific way
is that I went on live on TikTok.
I've been on live a couple of times
over the past couple of weeks.
And on Instagram, if I go live,
realistically, it's probably like 99%
people who follow me watching
at any given time. And on TikTok,
I'm looking at the analytics, and it's 9%
people who follow me, right?
Because the people who are getting,
to it for the most part of people who are scrolling through the 4U tab and it's just randomly
showing them me and I'm kind of lucky in the sense that I'm a recognizable face from YouTube so
some percentage of people are going to see me talking and just kind of tune in because they recognize
me already know I am whatever and that element of like gambling when you're on it and one thing
that I notice is that you'll have like this cascade of viewers where like I'll get on and get
up to like a thousand viewers right and then it'll dip down to like 300.
But if I stay on, all of a sudden I'll be at like 2000 and 3,000 and shit like that.
And it's like then that'll level out.
But I feel like then if I stay on, the algorithm will fucking reward me with an additional boost of like dopamine because you see it in the chat.
It says like so and so followed you.
So when you get that rush of followers, you're realizing like, oh, this is happening.
Like people are actually being fed my content.
do you think that incentivizes you to stay on longer yes 100% mom these chinese motherfuckers are
fucking geniuses because i can already feel how it's warping my brain because one thing i've noticed
about ticot is that my workout shit does really really good like people just like that shit i don't
know what it is but especially when i don't have a shirt on if i'm working out those those tictops do
way better now i'm a person who always kind of talk shit about people who make like fitness content
because to me, I think it's kind of gay to like just document.
You're like one step away from being that guy.
Oh, no, I'm like fully like total, total full blown hypocrite brand it on my fucking forehead
because now I've realized that this probably works for me on TikTok.
And I think the whole weight loss transformation thing is pretty good on TikTok as well.
So I'm kind of trying to lean into that.
And I'm already thinking like, well, why don't I just fucking like go live on TikTok when I'm
working out in the morning?
Like that would probably go crazy as well.
And I could just have my fucking trainer in the table.
TikTok and shit. So I just want to acknowledge the extent to which this shit is traumatizing me
and fucking shaping my brain into this weird clout chasing person that I never wanted to be.
Especially because you're chilling with the Jackson 5. Baby girl's gone. It's just you.
Exactly. It's just you. I am literally taking the energy that I would normally dedicate to
having a family and having a fiance. And I'm investing all that energy.
into beating off.
Give me one more chat.
And TikTok.
Oh,
baby.
And never the two things at once.
You ever beat off to TikTok?
I was like,
no,
I haven't,
but I'm not above it.
It's crazy.
I can beat off to my mind.
I look at hot chicks on TikTok and Instagram.
Every goddamn day I get sucked into the rabbit hole of clicking on some chick with
fucking E-cup tits.
And I've never beat off to that content.
It's too quick.
It's just not.
It's too quick.
I need to be watching people have sex.
damn it these
I don't think they made the app for that
let's be honest
the Chinese are so genius
first honey walnut prawns
and now TikTok
what are you guys gonna think of next
you know what they do though
and I like that I like the casual racism
is that racist
the thing that they do
I'm giving flowers
look I'm giving lotus flowers
I heard I heard that if you go on
if you go on TikTok in China
that it feeds you a lot of like
very pro society
like good natured heart warm
content and that then on the other hand you as an american when you go on tic-tok it feeds you what
bbls and like people getting hit with pies in the face throw american content yeah exactly
stuff that is extremely indignant of our culture america's funniest own videos yeah exactly so i i i do
think that that's definitely a thing that they're doing to brainwash into being totally brainless
idiots i ain't a lot x r i p bob saggett damn what does that have to do it oh he said america's
America
This is you
Be honest though
When you were a kid
Did you think it was kind of funny
That Bob Sagget rhymes with faggot
I mean
That seemed pretty funny as a kid right
It's a facts
I didn't think about that to now
What?
I mean that was different
Josh just screamed to watch
He said what
Yo I'm gonna keep it a buck with you
I got a piss too
Oh go ahead
Talk about something gay that I wouldn't relate to
Talk about Bob Sagat
About sports
In a full house like Bob
Damn, that was racist.
He wants us to talk about sports now.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Look on that.
This is crazy.
So Lush, how's your day going?
So I want to touch back on...
Let's go.
I want to touch back on the single thing because it's like I'm now coming to terms with
the fact that I'm single.
And I know that if I, the more that I embrace that, the more, not only will my ex be like,
sense the energy shifting from me being.
being like under her spell.
And then as soon as that's gone,
because she's no longer getting
that same level of adulation.
And see, this is what I think.
That's player shit,
but that's what I get for hanging out with Sharp.
You need to get first,
you need to get somebody's fake-ass teeth.
You know what I'm saying?
Let her know you're smiling over there
and new bitches, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, they're on me right now.
That's what I'm saying?
After that episode where I said,
bro, like, shouts to all of y'all,
and I need twice as many.
But I honestly think if she's calling you to say,
oh, it's definitely over.
She ain't over you.
Exactly.
But now...
She's over you is when you ain't get no call.
At this point, we got to, we have to at least explore life a little bit and then perhaps
down the line come together.
Like, I have a real crazy situation with this girl I'm talking to, and she almost came
today, but it's really interesting.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to say too much, but I'll tell you...
Is she black?
She's not white.
The first thing I hear is, is she black?
I told you guys to talk about gay shit.
I'll say this.
She's Mexican.
But yeah.
Which I've, you know.
You're talking about your new bitch?
Quite possibly.
X girl, the next girl.
Is she one that you found in the DMs
as a result of the podcast?
No, no, no.
I'm sure that our 12% male,
female audience would definitely be getting in touch with you after that episode.
I said that just now, they have been.
Really?
They've been logging in with the boy and like.
Because realistically, most of the hosts on this channel are
taken. So it's like they have
very few opportunities. And I mean, you do have
Blasey who has had sex with a gigantic
percentage of the female fans of this podcast.
And they know that, and they know
that I'm like this genuine guy
that's like super
vulnerable right now. So it's like
they're swarming. Everybody wants
to be a no jumper wife. They're like these
fucking vultures, bro.
Lexi.
Sheesh.
Shout to you guys not talking while I was taking that gulp
gulp of water so that everybody could hear.
Good podcast.
Every last drop.
I'm trying to be like you.
Got to get on my level.
Piss mid podcast.
And I usually don't do that.
O.G. suicide.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
It's because you guys both pissed on the podcast because you're two peas in a pod.
That's how your brain works, huh?
That's fine.
Bars.
I was thinking that.
There's a thin line between bars and dad jokes.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was thinking that today there's this podcast.
I've been listening to this tech entrepreneur podcast.
Basically, it's called the All In Pod.
and it's basically like a bunch of software.
billionaires who like started a podcast together and they're kind of like contrarian
geez saves a pussy for the rest of us guys it's super super popular you guys should fucking check it out
for sure but they were like one of the questions that they threw out there as a hypothetical was like
if you had i forget it was like 10 million dollars or 100 million dollars and like what would you
do right now in your life and like most of them like i would start a company i would start this type
of software business i'm just thinking like i wonder if i'll ever have an arc in my life
where I do anything besides create content.
Because that's always been how my brain was wired.
And it's like so foreign to me, the idea of like an invention,
like a product that people are going to use outside of like a t-shirt.
And obviously I understand that like making video content is a product in a sense
and you're monetizing that product.
But I just wonder like, what's past content creation?
But I feel like you and I could be,
we've just recently in the past year become homies.
But I feel like I've known you for.
for a while just because of, you know,
watching you on the internet for so long and all that.
I did think it were kind of weird at first,
but I've really grown to like it.
Yeah, no, it's cool.
I get it.
I get that a lot.
I get that a lot.
Just a little, you know, I was a little weirded out.
No, I understand that.
You were probably on meth at the time.
I come across a tad abrasive.
Wait, when you met me, I was not on meth.
Let me ask you this.
But, go ahead.
No.
What, what, uh, what did you see in lush and disaster that made you say you wanted to
give them a pod on no jump room well disaster's the first one and then he brought lush around
okay i'll tell you like taking a shine so it was like fuck a lush at first no i'll tell the whole
story because he probably don't even remember the whole story but we got to do three hours tonight
but the thing yeah i'm down for five but but but but beyond that beyond that I feel like your
trajectory if you came up on a stupid lump sum right now you had like you was a hunted up let's say
you you you you dipping back into the BMX
world. You buying like, you starting, I don't know how the BMX world work like that, but you're
starting your own league or you're making your own bike. You're doing something within that realm.
If I had a hundred million dollars, if I had a hundred million dollars, I still don't think that I could
make money off BMX. But it don't matter though. I'm going to be real with you. It don't matter
though. You will hunt it up so you're not going to do nothing in that realm. Well, I definitely am
trying to do stuff in BMX no matter what, but I will say that I have very little aspirations to get into
like selling bikes, putting on BMX events.
I've seen a whole fuckload of people spend a shitload of money doing it over the years.
I do believe in it.
So that, like, to me, for sure, if I'm making this, like, preposterous amount of money
that I feel like I can just invest into that.
That is something I just want to hire people and do that, though.
Were you getting a game when it came out?
Was it Matt Hoffman?
What's it called?
I don't really played it.
Matt Hoffman.
How about I say, Matt Hoffa?
Math Hoff.
Math Hoff is BMX game.
There's a Photoshop way that happened.
I fully expect cryptic to have that up by the morning.
Chop the cryptic, bro.
We went platinum, baby.
Come on.
Don't play with us.
I wonder if Math Hoffa has been confused from Matt Hoffman in the past.
Almost certainly.
Just like having met people this whole life, that's bound to have happened.
Vell is like the mix between Matt Hoffman and Mathoffa.
That's the meme right there.
I feel like we were just talking about something good that I wanted to dig into more.
About the podcast and how I got on the film.
So do you remember about a year and a few months ago
when there was a dude that had a meeting with you?
Right.
And he brought me to the meeting.
Right.
And I could tell that, I know Josh remembers, yeah.
And the meeting was, I could just tell.
And I'm not the type, like, my homie had invited me to a meeting with no jumper
that I was working with.
And I was like, man, fuck yeah.
I want to meet these fools.
And I've been wanting to do that.
But at the same time, I'm not fin a side bust on my homie's meeting.
Yeah, you don't do that.
No, no.
So my initial goal with going over there is whatever he's.
Yeah.
Build a little tiny chunk of rapport.
Repetition is the key to familiarity.
Beyond that, no, what I was really trying to do is help my boy's situation.
Like, whatever his goal is, let me try to strengthen it and add value to the situation.
Dick riding.
No.
That's not dig riding.
No, no, fucking.
That's being a real homie.
Fucking suburban white person.
No,
networking.
Networking.
Yeah.
No,
what happened was,
what it happened
was we pulled up
and I could tell,
like,
y'all were not feeling
the game that he was kicking to y'all.
It was not working.
It was falling on deaf ears.
No comment.
At one point,
Josh even said,
like,
I have no idea
what you're saying right now.
Like,
he was using,
like,
these really
verbose corporate phrases.
Like,
when you add the assets
to the fingerprints
of the,
of the bobolation,
of the covalation,
like,
he was saying,
and a bunch of shit that didn't make sense.
And then I was like, damn, this meeting is about to be
out the window. So let me
try to help. Then I was like, what y'all
really need to do is a battle rap podcast.
And really, if anything,
I should be the host and wompty, wumpty, wump.
And then me and Adam took a flick afterwards.
And I was like, and then, because I was
like, hey, will you take a pixel with me?
So like,
my baseball wants to take a pixel with you.
What's your name, little boy?
Yeah.
So we took a flick and it was like my boy had it.
It was on the little yellow background, but it wasn't framed properly.
Like you could see.
I'm gonna miss her girl you.
Yeah, yeah.
It got posted.
It got, I posted it and everyone's like, oh, he got interviewed on no jumper.
I was like, yeah, it's coming soon.
Don't trip.
It's on the way.
They know who I am.
They totally remember my name.
And then, and then like I told my boy, because my boy's one that had contact with y'all.
I'm like, follow back, follow up, follow up, like talk to these.
fools. I remember you liked the pick when I posted it. I was like, okay, word. The captain was no
raisins in our potato salad. I was like, whoompty, wumpty, woof. I remember being like,
what the fuck. The hell is that man? You know what that means. What is it? I don't even
80. What does it mean? It basically means, you know, white people put raisins in their potatoes
out of black people don't. We do? I've never done it. It sounds delicious, honestly.
Allegedly. There you go. I love raisins. What I was saying is like, we're,
we are accepted by the community.
Oh.
Like we're, how's, you know, that...
Are we?
I don't know. Allegedly.
There's like...
Pockets of it.
There's a poker game that I'm playing sometimes.
And like, one of the dudes is like this older black dude, right?
But he's in the comedy world.
Like, super cool as dude.
It was like, apparently got a show of the money.
Bill Cosby.
I wish.
And he, uh...
And he, uh...
What's the pudding under me?
And, um...
You trade him, uh, Liver King Remedies for me.
fucking afrodisiac pills right but but he plays against me on the stream or whatever and then he
starts getting hit up by people that were like oh that's so cool you're interviewing adam he interviews
these rappers he's super cool and like so then the next time i play with him he's kind of like extending
the invite to the cookout letting me know like you are very very respected you're held in high regard
by a lot of people that i fuck with yada yada he's like what do you think of this 50 cents you know and
i and i'm like i'm honored but all
Also, like, I really, really am bad at praise.
And you guys probably noticed that because I'm also bad at other people being praised.
Oh, you hate it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're just a mean soul.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just a bad guy.
Dark out of it.
I really didn't know.
Cool shoes.
Dick, right.
Yeah.
I just like.
I can't believe you guys said his shoes are the greatest.
I'm uncomfortable with the invitation.
Stop gazing at the Frank stand.
I just, you know, I don't know how to react when I'm giving that.
I'm like, people always want to do that.
I always want to tell you, like,
You're the one cool white guy on earth.
And I'm just like, I don't know what to say.
Leave me out of this, man.
I'd be like, I'm white.
Do you not see this cool fit up put together?
I'm wearing purple.
I'm wearing a purple picnic napping.
I've tried to throw you off the chase, off the scent.
All right, I just want to say this, though.
I feel like Lush is like the permanent third co-host at this point.
I just like, I feel like.
Josh is wincing.
My attitude is that, and I feel like, and I feel like,
feel like I tried to engage this conversation in the group chat and husband just kind of ignored it and
like has been basically non-communicado in there but he's going through a lot of shit I need yeah like
and I respect that and I am there for him as a friend and I I want him to continue being on disconnected
but for the time being it's like I just need somebody who's bringing more consistent energy to the pod
both in coming to the pod consistently as well as just being a more consistent
communicator on the podcast.
And it sucks that this is kind of on the
tail end of us going on
that tour. And like in a lot of ways, that was
great. But I just feel like
I would really like to see
Housephone be able to be a
consistent part
of disconnected before
we say like, okay, let's have them back
on the No Jumper show. Housephone,
I love you. If you ever want my seat,
you can have it, I won't come here. If he ever wants
to be a guest or be a fourth mic.
I'll sub about anytime.
He just, at this time, I feel like he needs to get his health and his shit together.
I don't know why the fuck he's in the ER two times in a week or whatever.
We're not really getting like any significant updates about what the fuck is going on.
But it's like he just got to get his shit together before we can really act like we're being able to be taking this serious.
And meanwhile, I love the energy that you're bringing to this.
Thank you.
Even if some percentage of the fans probably are like, oh, fuck, I'm not going to watch because I just like house run or whatever.
I mean, I feel you.
But I think we can weather that.
And I feel you as well, and I want to go on record as saying there is no replacing Housephone.
And Housephone has been an integral reason why even myself was drawn to No Jumper and continued to watch it.
Some of my favorite No Jumper moments in history, like the Aaron Carter interview and things like that.
Where he got a chain.
He was a pivotal part of.
And there's, you know, he's incredible of what he does.
He's his contributions to the world of fashion.
his importance in like the LA underground scene
and all that. Don't talk about him like he's Virgil.
I mean...
Housephone is great.
Housephone is virtual.
But I have like, I don't ever want to be looked at
as the replacement of Housephone.
Right.
Even though...
Just like he didn't want to be replacement redacted girl.
Even though we're hell of fucking, like...
Fuck you. You didn't want me to be.
Look, I'll just go on record.
I'll go on record as saying this.
If Housephone and I had met three years ago,
it'd be all fucking bad.
We would have been the worst influences on each other
y'all would have had to keep us away from each other you guys would be a couple eight balls deep every day
every day and like we were into the same kind of music we're both into fat like we're into so much kind of
shit like we would that was the first thing when we actually kicked it I said to him I was like bro like
thank god I met you by the time I was sober because we would have perpetuated each other's malady
to the umpteenth degree but like there's no I just want to just in summation want to say there's no
replacing house phone but I'm glad to be a part of it.
of this. I'm honored and it's fire
even though I hate both you guys. Yeah and like
the disconnected
cast is still like kind of
up in the air. I think they're still like figuring
out who they want to have on there and
everything like that but like my conversation
with Blasey was basically like I
want you to feel like you
can be the one sailing this
shit because house phone is just
obviously he's going through whatever he's going through
he's not consistent about showing up. I just
want you to feel like you can kind of
call the shots and be able
to make decisions because I just feel like I'm getting more consistent attention from you.
You seem like you're taking it more serious.
I just want to empower you in that sense, you know?
I talk to Housephone, you know, like, this ain't no coworker to me.
Housephone is like a brother to me.
Like, when he goes through shit, he hit me up, you know what I'm saying?
We have deep conversation and stuff like that.
I know exactly what he's going through.
You know what I mean?
It's fucked up, though, because it's like I want bro to be the best of his abilities.
It's like you have to, he has to get right.
You know what I'm saying?
Health wise, dude.
And I'm not talking about work wise.
I'm talking about health wise because, you know, even like, even like yesterday, I'm like,
bro, I'm blowing them up.
I'm like, man, you're good, you good.
And it's like, he sent me a picture in the ER and it's like, damn, like, I don't even
want to get a call that, you know what I'm saying?
And I know having health problems and stuff.
That's just scary stuff for men.
Like, we don't like going to the fucking doctor.
It could be the.
I fucking eat the doctor.
And if you've ended up in the ER that many times in the past couple months, it's like,
bro, what kind of wake up call are you going to fucking need to stop doing drugs and start eating
fucking normal?
Nah, but, you know, like awesome.
And I'm not trying to put the Hummy Binnis out there.
Yeah.
But he went through something similar that I did is when you keep going to the ER and they're
not telling you nothing.
They're taking your blood.
They're saying that you're fine, like, as far as what they can.
figure out and he still feels inside
that like he's fucked up
right and that's basically
where he's at with it and it's like
okay um you know
we have people that
kind of like specialists who've tried
to figure out the root cause of it but
it's like I you know it's fucked
up because like you know sometimes people that
commit suicide you know they say like I
have a fucking itch or a sickness
in me that that can't be
diagnosed and shit and it's like everybody goes
through their shit
and it's like, you know,
I don't know if it's mental for bro.
You know what I mean?
I know he's had bad anxiety.
I know he's had,
I'm not going to say depression,
but it could be some of that too.
And I think, you know,
us as a company and the fans
and the people that have loved
and watch us and everything,
like everybody,
reach out to him,
say some encouraging words.
Don't go try to,
you know what I'm saying.
Fuck with his head
that he already got going on right now.
Well, exactly,
because when you're in the public eye
and you're having
clear, you know, downward spiral.
And there's a deterioration of...
People love to...
Right.
We better pray he don't meet up with Candace Owens at some point.
Oh, man.
If she shows him that documentary, it's over.
It might be a rap.
It might be a rap.
No, but I mean, I got all the love in the world for Housephone,
but I just feel like at this point, it's like,
you got to start taking, like, the other parts of your life a little bit more serious.
Like, I hate having to do some fucking tough love type bullshit on camera or whatever,
but I just feel like, you know, it's like,
and he's still on camera.
He's still like, I'm sure welcome to pull up disconnected
and shit as much as he feels like coming,
but in terms of this.
It's the elephant in the room, though.
I need something more consistent, yeah.
And here we have a fucking purple-shaded fuck.
Come on, bro, grimace in the flesh,
aka old reliable.
Lord Various rocking grimace gear.
Here we are.
Let's go.
He has a one-night, purple people eater.
Remember that?
That's you too.
Yeah.
That's young.
You look like you got dress listening in Grito.
You thought, no, you know, I'm fine.
You're like literally, you're like the fat on my head as was a person.
That was a good one.
There needs to be, there needs to be a mashup of that song and much.
You thought I was feeling you.
You said, one eye verbal, we believe, or leader.
I know that this is weird to say because it's actually pretty much the truth, but you look like Josh on meth.
Okay.
I just want to throw that out there.
Okay.
You hit me one one.
I look like. Don't hold back
just because I'm the one cutting the checks. Oh,
I promise you. Well, not really, but they're being
cut from our bank ago. I'm not holding
back at all. Give me a roast. You
look like an undercover neo-Nazi
at a hip-hop show.
Yeah. That's old.
Really? It's been
normalized? I'm a racist.
I'm a racist. Nick Forintz has sold me.
Clearly.
Okay.
And, um, AD?
Yeah, what's he look like?
Mark Henry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I see that.
You're just scared to this AD?
He can't.
Fuck no.
Omar Gooden.
You think you could survive on the Roast Me shit or what is that shit?
Oh, yeah.
I think Lus can do well good.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
One thousand.
Because I don't get offended.
I don't personalize anything.
And it's all in good fun.
That shit is not easy, bro.
You know what's not easy is adapting a two-year-old to a new time zone.
my girl's sleep is
fucked
because think about how annoying it is
to go to a different
to go to Europe and then like
how much it fucks with your
fucking bodily clock or whatever
like anybody who's been through
real serious jet lag
knows what this is like
but as an adult
like I've really learned to control it
because I can you know
if I'm on like two hours sleep
when I land somewhere
and it's eight in the morning
I'll just drink a bunch of coffee
stay up all day
smoke a bunch of weed at night
crash the fuck out
and my body will still feel kind of weird
and stuff, but it's like, I could
like basically force myself into
getting on to the schedule of the
country I'm in, even if it feels a little bit
awkward and I'm tired at like 8 p.m.
or whatever. But when you have a kid,
I mean, making
them go to sleep when they don't want to go to sleep is
a fucking insane challenge. Well,
basically, AD looks like Shy McBride.
Who is that? Shy McBride.
I don't know who that is either, and I still laugh.
He doesn't laugh. He looks like anything.
Hey, John, please Google this man
and put him on.
Shy McBride.
And put them on the screen for people to see.
Come on, fool.
You know, you're, come on, man.
Remember in Ninja Turtles?
There was that one dude who was like, he was like a...
Casey Jones, you look like him.
That's you.
No, that's you like the brain.
Me?
No, you're like the brain.
Craig?
Greg, all right.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
You kind of just look like a floating brain in general.
You kind of look like the chief wigom.
Wow.
From the Simpsons.
You know like Mr. Burns.
No.
You look like Otto, the bus driver.
That's the energy I give off.
You're like a gay Ponzi.
He was an educated stoner, so I'll take that.
Yeah.
Remember he was walking out of Stoner's Pot Palace?
He's walking out of Stoner's Pot Palace.
He said, like, they should be sued for false advertising.
Yeah.
Otto had bars.
Otto was high as fuck.
I'm trying to be high like Otto.
That's a bar I hope you're spit in the future.
You got Flanders vibes, too.
I'm definitely trying to do that.
That's how I feel when I have a mustache.
You'd look like Flanders.
I feel like a lot.
giving Flanders.
It's giving Flanders.
It's giving Flanders.
All right, that's everything off the top of my head.
Perhaps we shall dive into some of these topics that I have assembled here.
I like you got on a piece of paper now.
Well, because my phone is updating.
I got a new phone.
You got the new one?
Yes.
There we go.
So I'm doing the transfer right now.
You look like you got molested by a bassist.
What the fuck does that mean?
Although, everybody comments.
It sounds funny.
I don't know what it is.
Is that on point?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
You don't get it?
No, that was the best thing that...
Fucking Josh gets it.
That was the best thing that Tokes said to Ice Poseidion and said,
you look like a lead singer in a band.
Yeah.
The most alpha fucking thing that you could be.
A lead guitarist.
The most alpha, like the dudes who get the most pussy in society.
Dudes who have to fight off pussy.
Ice Poseidon does not look that cool.
And he just, he's like complimenting him and not even realizing it.
You look like you just slay top tier boon on the regular.
when I heard that I was like
this cannot stand he definitely
fucks like this guy he fucks
let's talk about the fact
that a notebook paper
oh my god I wrote things down
his arms are sweaty
arms of reddy goms for gulls for guinea
you could read this chicken scraps
vomit on a sweat already we could be on here for four hours look
I have this whole double-sided sheet
that dash tie printed out for me as well
I got all kinds of shit
but the one that my eyes are most drawn to
is probably the fact that we went
low-key viral on Twitter.
Let's go.
We did.
We made a joke on the podcast.
Last week we had this conversation where at one point,
Lush, who was funnier than me, wittier than me,
that he belted out.
I brought the carts to Russia,
masterfully blending
Brittany Griner's current predicament
with Liliati's
I took the walk to Poland song
Pretty funny
Which I was right about the meaning of
Which I said on that show
That I was like he's for show
Talking about pulling up in a Poland spring
People do you know right
People pour lean in water
I recently saw these kids
I saw it in videos
Like there's been a staple in recent rap videos
And then know that was a thing
Yeah
And then when he said that
I was like that's got to be what he's talking about
Very health conscious
Well I mean
It's actually one of the worst parts of not one of the worst parts,
but another very unhealthy aspect of repeated lean use is you're sipping that much soda,
which is super bad for you in and of itself.
Yeah, but that's why you got to like pour your lean dirty as fucking not drink as much.
It's like minimize the amount of soda.
Or just here's an even better idea.
Don't even fuck kick the cup.
Yeah, kick the motherfucking cup.
You were still doing the lean cast?
I mean,
Seng a lean cast.
I'd be drinking lean at the crib, yeah.
Sega Lean cast.
I'd be drinking lean at the crib and I just like don't fucking post about it and I'll just be having a foggy little morning the next day and it just is what it is.
Have you done it on the- So you should bring the walk to Poland?
I come on your podcast multiple times drinking lean, I'm pretty sure.
I can tell you like, yeah.
Oh yeah, remember I fell asleep and couldn't go to my own strip club on my birthday?
Shameful.
Bring the walk to Poland, bro.
I've yet to make up for it.
That was embarrassing.
Yeah.
I should have got booted up.
I wish I had lush with me at that one.
Then I had all the ones.
I had Sky Bree with me, all these fucking girls and shit.
the homies.
We had fucking certain people
sitting on one end of the table
far away from other people.
I just remember that I can't talk about this.
But...
We went viral though.
What we got?
40 million views?
It was like...
Because now you can view the amount of views
that your tweet has
and that shit has like
fucking two million views or some shit.
It was over three at that.
It got like hella quote tweets
from woke people basically telling me
that I'm a piece of shit because I'm white.
And to them, I would just like to say,
Yeah, yeah, boo, boo, you can't do anything to me.
I get to make offensive jokes and you can't do anything.
Bro, the movie was in me like, this is your man?
Dog, the movie.
I was there.
The best part it was me.
Yeah, you're like, I'm so glad that you are in that clip.
Because if you weren't in it, it would be such a pass for you to get off.
Dog, dog, dog, you know the movie shot us?
Yeah.
The Jamaican movie.
Classic.
Bro, the movie shot us tweeted us, like, middle-aged white men, glorifying black pain.
Shut the fuck up.
Are you serious?
And I responded
I was, you know, I heard Cameron talk about it
and hell a song.
We the movie shottas.
I never seen it, never thought about it.
No past movie.
Never wanted to see it.
I responded to it. I was like, yo, my bad,
but I fucked with that movie heavy.
You're fire.
I love you.
It's shatas and what's the other one?
God damn it.
The harder they come.
No, no, no.
It's with the, um, fuck.
The guy with the camera.
I would like to proclaim my right to make
fucking offensive jokes. That's all I got to say about it. Do I actually think that Brittany
Griner's predicament is funny? No. No. I think it's an atrocity. I think it's terrible. I feel
the utmost compassion for her. I just want to say that that the way I feel about her current
treatment is essentially exactly the same as the people who are offended by that tweet. I just think
in the context of a podcast, if you can make a funny joke, if you could parody a song that literally went viral
that day on TikTok to mirror the situation of a celebrity that's currently going through that.
I thought it was funny.
And I'm able to think it's funny while also thinking that what she's going through is a human
rights violation and an atrocity.
And I hope that she gets out fucking tomorrow.
And if she does, I'll celebrate it.
I just want to make my actual opinion on that tweet perfectly clear.
But if she was white, would those same people have gotten offended?
I'm starting to see Nick Fuentes' argument.
There's some validity over here, you understand?
You got radicalized by Kanye's drink chance interview?
I just took the red pill.
You understand what I'm trying to tell you.
Maybe white lives do matter.
Speaking of much.
I just had an epiphany.
White lives do matter.
Not only that, maybe all of them matter.
What about Hindu lives?
How high is ice spy on the list of rappers that you want to fuck?
Ice spice?
Man.
I feel like the other day,
she turns me the fuck on.
I like her,
I like her more with the hair like pinky.
I like that too.
I just,
I want to explain this.
Parenting is full of weird contradictions.
And the other day,
I wanted to see what my kid thought
before they took off.
I wanted to see what my kid thought I iced spice.
I put Ice Spice videos on the TV.
My kid's dancing around.
Strawberry shortcake.
My kid's enjoying it.
She's looking at the screen.
She clearly,
she's looking at Ice Spice like she's looking at Elmo.
Like she really fucks with her.
She likes her.
She's feeling the vibe.
And I guess I didn't pay that close of attention before and didn't realize how up in her ass that camera gets and how prominently displayed her booty was.
Yeah, you said this last week, bad podcasting.
No, did I?
Yeah.
I only got you on one.
Oh, I'm a fan.
I'm a fan of the prominence of her ass.
You got to savor those.
I'd be high.
I'd be on this too much.
The best, but the best thing.
Anyway, she's just so hot.
Right?
She's so hot.
And the ass, yeah, it's all ass.
The best thing to do with ice spice though?
She got a cute face, but her ass is just retarded.
Imagine getting some head from Ice spice.
That'd be the best because, and I'll tell you why.
Bro, why did I see Yahira taking a black donkey dick the other day on fucking Reddit?
I probably shouldn't be saying that because you should go pay for your Hira's content on her only fans.
But, bro, they seem like they were all pills or some shit because,
they fucking were stumbling all over the place, banging and shit.
I was like, what is going on, man?
She seemed a little disorient.
No, but do you understand the symbolism of what it'd be like getting head from Ice Vice?
Because she's rapping about getting her pussy eight.
Why are you protecting your Hira?
Hey.
All right.
But now let's move on in your Hira.
Did you see that video?
I did not.
Damn, I was thinking about sending the chat, but I didn't want to trigger a house phone.
Don't do that.
Thought he might have an episode.
Don't do that.
There's a black dude with a giant dick.
I don't know what house phone's packing, but I'm guessing it's not like that.
Jesus Christ.
were they listening to like
Jamaican dance hall music in the background
when he was sitting in ice ice ice
I don't think they were listening to anything and that made it feel
even more cracked out like they just weren't in the
right frame of mind while they were making that oh no
like the dude at one point it's like
he's almost like getting in position to nut
and the camera just like shows nothingness
because yo I'm pretty sure he's putting the phone
he has like a
pop socket on the phone I'm pretty sure he's
putting it in his mouth and fucking her
and and
the pop filter
so you don't spit on it?
No, the fucking little thing
that comes off the end
so you can hold your phone like this.
You know what I'm saying?
A selfie stick.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure to do...
No, not a selfie stick you like...
At first?
No, it's not a selfie stick.
It's essentially a selfie stick.
It's like a circle.
Yeah, that pops out of the back of the phone.
How do you now know what a pop socket is?
You're really showing your age, bud.
A selfie stick.
No!
But, but...
Because I'm watching it and I'm hearing...
Bring a house phone back.
He's breathing.
so heavy and I'm thinking like, why am I hearing his breathing so much?
And then I realized, oh, he's, and then I'm like, why are both his hands on her ass?
And then I'm like, oh, he must have the fucking thing in his mouth.
Oh, okay.
He has a GoPro on top of his ear.
But with an iPhone?
No, it was filmed with an iPhone.
Yeah, if it was a GoPro, that would make way more sense.
They have cases for everything.
So it's POV.
He's filming it.
That was my first time seeing your hierarchy to dig down.
What did you think?
It was pretty cool.
I hope she would be a little bit more alert if she came to play.
plug talk. She's not coming to
plug talk, man. I've already accepted that.
I want to know who this guy was. Especially not after this
guy gave her the 12-packed. I just want to know
who this random black dude was that was banging her.
He gave her the shotgun, all 12 with him things.
Watched her homie, Janet sucking a dick the other day
too. Jesus Christ. I'm not going to say where.
Avocado toddy? Yeah. Wow.
Pretty heights.
These girls sound fun.
They're podcasters. They sound a lot
of fun. And I don't mean to discredit them.
Yeah. What were we talking about? Didn't
I read a topic? Podcasters get
fucked.
Yeah, basically.
What was the topic?
Well, we were talking about it first was...
No, Brittany Griner.
I brought that one up.
I issued the statement on Brinney Griner.
So I already passed that.
I just wanted to make sure I knew which one we already talked about.
I was talking about.
You repeated something that you talked about the week before.
God damn it.
No, you're right about the ice white.
Fuck, man.
And then it's even worse with Sledge Lords.
Yeah.
Because I definitely said some shit on here that I already said on there, but I think
that's acceptable, but I don't want to do too much of it.
Anyway.
I won't tell Danny.
Kanye's mega canceled.
Let's talk about that.
His drink champs rant that has now been removed.
I watched an hour and a half of it before he got removed.
I'm sure I could watch the rest of it on Rumble or something if I want.
You're watching on Kiki's page.
Part of it.
Well played.
Well played.
I love that I like teach Kiki about YouTube and that he interprets that as like re-upload the Kanya interview on your page.
It's pretty smart.
I don't understand.
But that has been like a weird.
thing to be taken in. Kanye seems like
he might actually be canceled for real.
Like all his like connections
in the fashion industry. This motherfucker,
he's been marching around wearing a Balenciaga
mouth guard for the last couple
months or you know, days
throughout the last couple months. And now
they've dropped him and said that they're not
fucking with him. I don't think Kanye can be
canceled. He can't. But I also
I feel like... He's clearly being canceled
from a lot of stuff. Yeah, I feel
like... We already talked about the bank account.
Right. But that had happened previous to the
interview already. Like he had already, you know, and so he, that's from the initial comments about
Jews. And then they were like, you can't banquet us no more. Right. But it's the problem is it's two
things. I feel like he's making these statements in order to see how far he could push the not being
canceled narrative. Like what can I get away with? How far can I go? And it's also perpetuating this almost
Tupac-esque me against the world ideology. He's taken on this. He's taken on this.
Contrarian perspective where he wants to be the one saying the things that everybody else isn't willing to say and for real like some of the anti-Semitic shit is like the stuff that you will just hear people say for sure
In conversation like we've all heard people say that kind of stuff
But nobody says it publicly because everybody's scared of the Jews because they're hell powerful and we see it all the time like with the Nick Cannon shit
If Nick Cannon said a bunch of shit that was offensive about Chinese people or fucking I don't know like fucking white people whatever like that wouldn't have done anything
He said it about Jewish people and it got him fucking his whole shit can't
And that's the fucked up part.
And that's the fucked up part about it.
It kind of validates everything that he was saying.
All this shit is a self-fulfilling prophecy, for sure.
Right.
Because he's right.
They're fallow fucking organized and are able to exert a lot of pressure.
And when you see, like, American apparel not being willing to release the shirts that they printed for him or whatever of this whole Tremendez campaign that he's on, where he's trying to discredit fucking Tremaine.
Yeah.
The creative director of Supreme.
It's like, that's, that's.
pretty fucking extreme when the t-shirt
printer isn't going to give you your shit
and you got to go give it out in skid row
and you see now Kanye's getting a
different level of treatment because Rolling Stone
just put out an article that says Kanye
is seen in Skid Row giving out
t-shirts with alleged rapist
Ian Connor whatever. They're doing everything
they can to fucking smear him now. Every
time I hear Ian Connor's name I just think of
Lil Pump and smoke for being like
fuck Ian Connor that. Remember that? That beef
was amazing. That's a walk-down memory
laying. He's a bitch-ass lame called
Lee and Connor.
I remember seeing that,
being like,
I don't know if there's a good idea.
Do you think that,
okay,
if he's successful with buying
Candace Owens' husband's
social media app,
Parlor,
which is a hardcore right wing.
But very unpopular.
Very unpopular.
Much less popular than Rumble
or Truth Social even,
which are both themselves,
I mean,
truth social is really struggling,
but I feel like even that's
way bigger than Parlor.
But do you think Kanye
could blow it up,
make it cool,
and blow it up because right now can he make it more popular than it is absolutely is he
going to make it an actual mainstay when fucking trump wasn't able to really make truth social much
of the thing i kind of doubt trump trump is not moving the president but here's the thing
he's the president but conier he makes shit cool yeah he does make shit cool but in it how cool is the
stem player right now they're not selling like they were the stem player was cool the stem
was the product was dope yeah but it's a lot of people that's going to pay
$200 for something.
It didn't exactly take the world by storm, let's be real.
The thing is this, him having
platforms like Parlor,
the whole, like,
appeal of it is
there's no regulation.
You could say whatever you want.
Censorship doesn't exist.
But you still need, they still have
plenty of regulation from the beginning
because the app store is not going to allow them
to exist if they're allowing.
Hate speech, people planning, political
violence, that type of shit.
Like they, from the,
get-go they have to end up blocking a lot of fucking people to a certain extent but it's way more free speech
but even then it's going to become it's a shit show ultimately and everyone's just running their mouths saying
a bunch of bullshit the fact like although it might be annoying to be on platforms like Facebook and
Twitter because they are way more heavily regulated you're actually reaching an audience
Kanye from day one if he takes over parlor he's going to have to deal with the reality that
there's a lot of people that he probably agrees with who have really extreme
racial ideas that he's going to have to keep off the platform because Apple's not going to allow
it to be in the app store if they allow like true free speech on there.
I think it's a perfect time note because Instagram right now was like super fucked up right now.
Man, imagine me just waking up every day and going live working out on parlor.
The average parlor user is a 40-something ultra-conservative.
I'm just going to go out and say it racist, middle American.
But maybe I should assign Yuri with.
being our Rumble poster who posts all the
no-jimer content on Rumble. I wonder
like, is Rumble like popular in there? Is there anything that we
could actually gain from posting our content on
there? What do you do on Rumble? It's just a
social network, but it's like a right-wing-owned
social network. Well, I think definitely posting
interviews that pertain to that audience, like
the Nick Fuentes, if you posted it there. For sure, we could
post it on that. That'll be smart.
What's his name, Mrs. Girl or
whatever? Mr. Gere. Yeah.
How dare you, fuck up his pronouns?
Misgendering
whatever.
No, if you want to have a good time,
you got to go watch the interview
with Mr. Girl and Jesse Lee Peters.
Or Peterson, whatever the fuck his name is.
It's like, and then watch Destiny
with Jesse Lee as well.
It will blow your mind, and I'm dying
to hear your reaction to it.
It's totally, like,
they're just like talking about different kids
they touch.
Just wait.
Just wait.
But yo, I hate it that I'm going to have to watch
that Mr. Girl interview again
to hear Destiny.
react to it at a certain point.
He did already? I just know he's going to react to it because it's going to be super
interesting to him because he's kind of like, that's been Destiny's thing is he brings
in these weird characters into his universe and that's where Nick Fuentes came in is
that he's like so fucking canceled and Destiny's so far left but he's still going to platform
this fucking abhorrent white supremacist or whatever to get his perspective, which I personally
really look at as something that I find kind of inspirational. You should have, be willing to
have these conversations with people that you disagree.
Right. Absolutely. If it becomes an echo chamber
and there's no voice of dissension, then at a certain
point it's just boring. It's the same person
talking to themselves essentially. And that's
why I always say, as much
as he gets on people's nerves, Flacco
is a vital component to the no-jumper
universe. Because without
Flacco on the Monday show, it would hit
a lot different. Him creating
these arguments and going
I agree. Yeah. It's very
imperative. But the
line and the question
is to what extent can you not platform conspiracy theorists and who's a conspiracy theorist
versus who's just like a genuine person? Like as much as Nick Fuentes has a bunch of rotten
ideas from our perspective, it didn't really feel like he was trying to convince us of some
crazy plot against, you know, like he did, he did veer into it with the race real, the race
realism shit or whatever, but it's not, to me it hits different than when I listen to Candice,
where I feel like she is actually preaching straight bullshit.
Well, I mean, anything that tries to flip the consensus to white people are being oppressed,
essentially, that's veering on a conspiracy theory in and of itself.
Well, yeah.
White Lives Matter, Lush.
Apparently.
It's the new wave.
Apparently.
But we're the thing in that...
I like the most deaf shirt where he took the V out.
Right.
And it says white lies matter.
That's not that was kind of hard.
It was most deaf fully on live on board with the white lives.
matter movement?
I doubt it.
I think he's definitely not.
Well, you think if you go to like rolling loud next week that there's going to be kids
rocking that shit, you think that should be because it are hard in the Supreme
line?
It definitely, it's super edgy, bro.
Right.
I'll tell you, if there's like black kids wearing it, that would make sense.
I could definitely see that.
I could definitely see that.
Yeah.
The edgy ones.
Yeah.
I'll push the line a little bit.
The same.
A white kid wearing it's way different.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a different accent.
Why did Kanye not choose any white?
models when he was doing this.
Couldn't get any of us.
None of his white homies could show up to model that.
I'm not surprised.
Which of his white friends would actually model that?
Bieber.
Hell no.
I know.
I know I'm just saying like.
Beber.
Lush.
Beber management team.
Bieber management team mobilized to stop him.
They would be attacking him, dragging him away from the photo shoot to keep him from
being photographed anywhere near that shirt.
But let him hold up some activists.
If it was like, if it was like.
That was a different era.
I love Kanye so much.
I'm like a huge.
Look, I'm a permanent resident of Jigistan, USA.
So anything that's, I have a graduation.
I have a graduation tattoo on me.
No, it's a JZ fandom thing.
No, it's a JZ fandom thing.
A graduation tattoo on me, you know what I'm saying?
You dig?
So anything that's, anything that's, that's, that's, that's Dick Ryan.
Anything JZ adjacent, which includes all Rockefeller artists and definitely includes
yay, a proponent of.
Everything through what the Kanye that stole my heart has obviously college dropout through my
dark twisted fantasy era yay, which is some of the best music ever made.
You know what I mean?
And on a political social justice fear, him saying George Bush doesn't care about black people.
That era of Yeh right there really speaks to me.
But I still, like, I know that I'm a mere mortal.
So a lot of his tactics, a lot of the things that he does, maybe beyond my comprehension.
and I'm willing to say that I might not understand all of his motives,
and I'm just a regular guy.
But at the end of the day, I don't know what I would do.
If Kanye hit me like, yo, hey, I like this lush one guy.
I want you to be a part of this campaign.
I'd be so psyched to be like, fuck yeah.
Do you think you could do more good from the inside?
No, I don't, but I feel like.
You want to be part of the bad shit.
He doesn't listen to anything.
Like, he's beyond conversation at this point.
You can't tell him shit, clearly.
He doesn't listen to anyone.
him on CNN. He's like la la la la la. Yeah, he's not here. He's not hearing nothing. Nobody
can do him besides a Candace Owens. That's the only way to influence him.
But if he was like, okay, here's the shirt I want you to wear and it was the White Lives Matter
shirt. Right. I'd be like, fuck. Oh, what do I do in this instance?
That would haunt you forever. That'll be your whole thing. Every time you beef with
anybody, that would be the first fucking thing that they bring up. I can't, I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it. But then like to see the look of disappointment in Yeas face, as I
refuse the white life matter
shirt. Yeah, he would call you a cuck.
Yeah, for sure. He'd be like, you was a liberal
cuck, and I'd be like, I, Pete Davidson
cucked you out, my boy.
What you're going to say? Ski,
cucked you out, my boy.
He called Pete a heroin addict on that
drink champs thing. He always sent that
fool to the fuck on a 72 hour hold,
Doug. He got 51.50.
I feel like the other thing that got
a lot less attention is that Kanye
kept saying that the Kardashians kidnapped
his kids. And I feel like
he's almost like kind of trying to mobilize his fans it sounded like sort of like telling them like
when this happens to me don't just sit there like it honestly gave me like january 6th
don't trump vibes of him sort of like telling the fans that they should almost do something
about this and to me it felt like he was sort of like inviting some kind of stalking of the
kardashians and shit if you think about it what is it it's your kid's birthday and you don't know
where they at
I understand why he was angry.
It's just the way he's talking about it felt kind of dangerous.
It's definitely because it...
And then when you come to the door, they're like,
they don't even want to let you in.
He's weaponizing his fan base in a potentially really destructive manner.
And he's done that several times throughout, like,
the breakup with Kim in that whole situation.
But imagine being Meek Mill in that situation.
And you're like, okay, I'm at this fucking Kardashian party.
And I got...
He definitely caught a straight.
Yeah.
But like Kanye's hitting me up for the address.
What the fuck do I do at that moment?
Because I could pretend, I'm fucking off a lot of business.
If I do give it, if I don't, like I'm, you know,
preventing a black man from seeing his black kids on their birthday.
What would you do?
Act like you didn't have service?
Yeah, I'd be like, oh, oh.
Immediately stop posting on your story.
I'm sending it.
You didn't get it for me.
I'm not responding.
I'm definitely not responding.
You would be the one to cause some havoc in that situation.
Oh, you would shoot it?
You'd shoot him daddy?
Oh, that guys are kids.
Even if all the women at the event don't want him there?
I mean, it's his kids.
Yeah, I guess.
That's like right now, Linda's like, don't give at him.
Bro.
I'm like, shoot it.
No, that's different because that's your man's, man's, man's, man's.
But this is the thing.
That's true.
Is that.
But if I'm at the birthday party, if you're going to be a dad, then you're never invited to a card out.
If you're a dad, if you're a dad and you get divorced, you got to take some elves.
You got to take it on the chin.
There's going to be a lot of, I can't.
I can't imagine a situation in which you're a dad
and you have a divorce from your wife
and that there's not some degree of messiness,
disrespect,
shit that you don't like that you just have to take on the chin
and deal with it,
especially when you're in the public eye like that.
Like your kid's birthday is all,
that's like,
aren't we missing the context?
Wasn't it like he fucking wasn't supposed to go to having a separate birthday party?
It was a lot more to it, right?
What did logic lead you to believe that this was previously discussed?
We talked about this at length of your night.
years ago, right? Yeah, like, yeah, you're not in a slide to the function.
It was definitely discussed. You know if you're wanted or not as a dad in that position, you know?
But, you know, it's not about how you feel it's about the kid. And I'm pretty sure your kid is always,
your kid always going to want to see their dad. Hell now, they want to hang out with Skeet.
They want to kick it with Skis. Skit got all kinds of cool tattoos of their initials and shit.
I would have shot it to him.
Kanye's like, I'm trying to be at the demonic, satanic, uh, Illuminati ritual that y'all are doing, too,
Come on.
That's how fucked up.
I'm trying to be a divergent sacrifice.
That's how fucked up,
yeah,
is that he actually got me
rooting for skeet in that situation.
Now,
I'm kind of ashamed because it didn't work out,
Kim.
And I did think that he looked
like a huge fucking weirdo
when he got those tattoos.
Those tats.
What a mark, bro.
Wow.
That's the weirdest shit ever, right?
I ought to be hot as a father.
Oh, hell no.
Yeah, yeah.
That ain't, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Egregious.
Even if it was like five years
you've been together,
I'm still going to be like,
nah,
make, don't do that.
Yo, so my whole life, I've always looked at dudes who become, well, not my whole life,
but in recent years, I've known some dudes who became stepdad's.
And I have a lot of fucking respect for it because it's a very selfless thing to raise another man's kids.
Because you're doing something amazing for that kid, even though that kid is not your own fucking DNA.
And that's kind of counterintuitive for a lot of people.
But I have a huge amount of respect for dudes who do that.
The other day I was listening to some podcasts.
Yeah, they get to get some mom pussy and eat dinosaur nuggies.
It's amazing.
But they were having this conversation about how demeaning and shoo that.
humiliating it is because you as the fucking
bi-a-law, as the stepdad, you're taking
care of the kid day by day. You're the one
changing the diapers, you're the one getting them ready for school,
you're the one waking them up, you know, with all their bullshit.
And then the fucking dad shows up every
fucking fourth Saturday, takes an Instagram picture with him,
giving him a new bike, and he gets all the credit in the world,
all the cloud, when you're the one in the trenches.
And then meanwhile, you post in the kid as if it's your kid
It's fucking weird because you don't look like him and he's not your blood.
So even though you put all this time and effort and doing the most selfless shit,
like I never thought about how fucking crazy that dynamic is.
It is fucked though because I used to tell my stepdad, you're not my dad.
Never be my daddy.
It's kind of like since this is a Kardashian adjacent conversation,
I'm just going to quote the wise man young Ray J. Norwood,
I hit it first.
That's why you got to get to the bag, baby.
You got to knock it down first.
Shoot up the club.
make sure that it's your seeds.
Could you handle being a stepdad?
You think you could handle it?
Absolutely.
You're ready to debase yourself enough at this point in your life?
I date Latino women in their 20s.
They have kids.
It's an inevitability.
There's a lot of prime single Latinos with one or two kids, right?
You get them pregnant by making out with them.
What the fuck you breathe on a Mexican girl to get pregnant?
Could you do it?
I mean, I kind of feel like I'm at a point in my life where I just wouldn't do it.
Like I'm too selfish.
I feel like I've got enough options.
I just wouldn't do it.
But, I mean, obviously, if it was like my fucking dream girl,
the greatest chick that I have the biggest crush on
and she had kids, I'll probably just deal with it.
But as a hypothetical,
it feels like I would very much rather
be with a chick who hasn't had kids with somebody before, right?
I could do an hour.
I would prefer it, but it's not a deal breaker for me at all.
No.
You could wipe up a bitch if she had an eight-year-old
with almighty suspect?
Oh, my God.
Shout out my boy's suspect.
It's just a hypothetical.
No, because that's my homeowner.
You know what I'm saying?
But if it was like,
if it was Frosty the Snowman,
hell yeah.
Oh, the other side.
If it was,
if it was somebody that I didn't know like that and it had an eight year,
yeah,
like I don't see what's wrong.
Yeah, if it's,
if it's someone you know that definitely.
If it's somebody that I respect,
I don't even have to literally like know them
or had a best relationship with them.
I'm like, all right.
She got a baby with a trick daddy.
I mean, I don't know.
T-Double daddy.
But you know that he's like a fucking prolific
Fucker
I would I would I would fuck his the mom
While slapping trickler to kids
But what if
Everybody's gonna assume
Her baby that she had with with trick daddy was done under circumstances
That were less than like you know moral or whatever
Yeah she was probably in some sex dungeon getting bent over by trick daddy right?
She's probably getting a train on ran on her and it might have not even been
If I accepted her, then that's what it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got to accept the past.
You do got to accept the past.
That's a manly shit.
Now, I damn near had a similar situation.
So one of my closest homies passed away.
And his, he had a son.
Now, this is a good topic.
Let's get into this.
And I was low-key, the godfather of the child.
And I mean, I'm married at the time, though, to somebody else.
But I started helping raise this kid like he's my own.
To this day, you know, like I have a...
How long were you with the girl?
We wound up talking for a minute.
Like, we still have like an interesting dynamic between us.
So you're like dating her for years?
It's not really.
Like...
You Polly?
I think you're hearing it wrong.
Yeah.
You wasn't fucking the mom, right?
Oh, I thought you were fucking...
Oh, you did.
Yeah, he's fucking his homie's fucking...
Not at first.
His homie died and then he started fucking her.
No, no, no, no.
That's what I'm like...
That's some gangster and shit.
I want to talk about that.
No, no.
Years later.
years later.
Okay. So he dies
and then years later you start
fucking with it.
Correct.
Well, it's still the same thing.
Jesus.
I just want to talk about it
because I know in the BMX world,
I know a dude who took his own life
and then at a certain point,
I don't know how many years passed,
but his wife at the time
ends up dating a dude who he was friends with
while he was alive.
Now, to one extent, it's like you could look down upon her,
but at the other extent,
It's like she probably likes this kind of guy, right?
Like he's a BMX pro.
I'm honking, y'all.
It's probably into that type of dude, right?
They live in a fucking town that it's not like there's a million,
it's not like they live in L.A.
It's not like they live in New York.
Right.
It doesn't surprise me at all that she probably would end up dating somebody
who was in the same fucking social circle as him.
Do you look down upon that?
Would you look down upon somebody in your social circle from doing that?
I'm coming back as a ghost, what I'm going to get off my bitch.
What?
Whoa!
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not.
Back in the day, if this was like during World War II era, like when communication and travel was far more difficult, it was very commonplace for things like this to happen.
Here's a hypothetical.
It's not really a hypothetical.
My mom told me so.
X is the girl that X had the situation where he got locked up because he was beaten her or whatever.
She does only fans.
Okay.
I have-
So if I jerk off to it.
I'm just saying I have been in communication with her.
Okay.
with the ex fan base
think that I was totally out of line
if she was on Plug Talk
Yeah because nigga
You considered him a friend right
But this is a girl that he like dated
For a couple months
But the thing is this
The reason why
I feel like they would trip
Is because
A porn star on Plug Talk already
Who fucking used to date X
But you have access to so much pussy
And after watching that documentary
That was somebody that he
He really fucked with
Yeah
That's like
Like who cares
That's like because okay, this was my relationship.
You have no soul.
No, because I talked about the song of the other day is that while he was alive,
there was this fucking hot-ass chick that me and Linda did OnlyFans shit with.
And then he sees it on fucking social media or whatever.
And he flies the girl out and he's dating her for like months after that,
hanging out with her nonstop.
And I didn't think twice about it.
I was like, that's dope.
I'm glad that he's fucking a chick I just fucked, you know?
So you owe him one is what you're saying essentially.
Not even like I, oh I'm one, but I just don't think that that would be within,
like I think that he would probably think that was pretty dope for me.
me to have her on Plug Talk if he was alive.
You know them Florida boys ain't tripping
in the slightest, in all honesty.
I think he'd be the first person to watch it.
I think he'd cancel everything to check their content out.
I mean, we didn't blink an eye in men as a society.
Right.
You know what Kane was, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
He was.
He was.
And here's the-
Have you seen this movie?
Yeah, but I don't remember where you're talking about it.
So, so, Jada Pinkett's,
um, so Kane's big, yeah.
Kane's big, homie is Jada Pinkett's baby daddy.
And it's essentially the same dynamic,
except for he's still alive.
But he...
He's in jail, got life.
He tells him at a certain point, like, take care of her.
Like, he co-signs it.
But he hit it before he got the blessing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did.
But still, like, at the end of the day, you know...
Things are different when you're a porn star slash rapper slash podcaster.
Yeah, things are different.
Things are different in our world.
First of all, when we live this, like, rock star lifestyle, essentially...
We might not make it.
You feel me?
Like...
But see, I see it with that being said...
Might not make it.
With that being said, there's way more people to select.
That too, and that's what I said.
You have access to a lot of other pussy.
But I don't think that although you have this relationship,
I don't think that it's different than it being Josh.
You know what I mean?
Like if Josh-
Josh is fucking my sister.
So yes, that would be incredibly different if I were to fuck his lover.
Poundtown town.
Hashtag Poundtown.
Let me be real with you.
When I did plug talk with the girl Sophia who used to date X
and has a fucking tattoo of X,
sex on her finger for him and everything like that.
That you nut it all over.
Yes, we talked all about him, and then we had sex.
And to be honest, it felt like a little walkdown memory lane,
kind of like, you know, if anything, that intercourse was us paying homage to a person
that we both clearly had a very strong relationship with.
In your situation, I feel like y'all bonded over trauma.
I was literally about to say grief is a bonding experience.
Also sex.
That as well.
That as well.
and when you can add the two together
grief sex
that's what I'm saying
bro
when you bro
if you are like
grieving with somebody
and then you also
bang them
that's a powerful combo
has you ever seen on the wedding crasher
that's like a double quarter pounder
with cheese and nuggets
at the same time
you've seen the wedding crashes
when he's telling him he's like
he goes to funerals
to get bitches
yeah
I don't remember
you've done that before
no I haven't
my movie members
terrible.
But, I mean...
If it's been 10 plus years, I don't remember shit movie-wise.
Anything like, I always thought that an amazing follow-up to wedding crashers would be
AA crashers.
Like, they pretend they're fucking drug addicts.
Wow.
Go to meetings.
Go to 12-step meetings.
You know what I mean?
Right.
And they're like to pick up on vulnerable women because women are, if y'all don't know.
That's diabolical.
Very easy to fuck in 12-step programs.
They're horny as fuck.
They don't have access to their.
vices anymore. They're trying to get dick down.
Can I throw something out there?
AA crashes. You know who I'm jealous of?
Me?
No. No, actually.
Because you can't go to AA?
I'm jealous a little baby.
Because the word on the streets is he was getting in Chinese
kitty's cheeks over the weekend.
But that's not who he paid 16 racks to eventually.
Who did he do that way? He said he'd pay him to leave.
But yeah, which is what you do with prostitutes. You don't
pay him to come. You pay him to leave. That's why
if you're in a relationship, prostitutes
tend to...
Oh, yeah, it was Miss London.
And it's, that's the one.
That's the girl who put out the statement
about him being off a perk
and beating the fuck out of her pussy
and it felt so good
and he was the best dickshy ever got or whatever.
He's denying that.
It's not a bad...
Pay 16 wrecks for that.
That's a great publicist.
Lil baby denying that is like fucking
Lil Dirk doing an interview
and denying that he has beef with his ops.
You know, like rappers just have to say certain things
and I hate when people act like we're supposed to take them serious.
Like, I'm pretty sure he'd bang that process.
Yeah, but why would you, like,
Of course, I understand why he would do that, though.
You got to understand, too.
It's a lot of cloud chasing right now.
Motherbuckers are saying anything right now.
People are going to run with that shit.
And the thing is this, though, if he...
You got a show receipt.
He's literally then on record as saying,
this is what I'm willing to pay pussy.
So if a female comes along and she knows that she's of a higher value than that bitch,
then he has to pay her more, exactly.
I'll pay Chinese Kitty for some pussy.
I'm fast.
She's like one of those chicks that it just kind of bums me out,
she doesn't do porn.
Dude, she bad as hell.
And you see her looking so fucking good
on Instagram, but she doesn't do
porn. I've never cop the only fan, so I don't know
what, maybe she is doing something.
I don't think there's penetration.
I don't think so. I should probably
cop. I could dedicate a few hundred bucks
to that, right? I'll support the culture.
For the podcast. You guys all come over?
Research for purposes.
Guys come in the jackshack. It'll look like
community clips.
Oh, baby. I'm not. I'm not coming in the jackshack.
And then you two sitting in the back,
like the punsigator and that other guy
And fucking
But we're all fucking beating our meat
Look at the Chinese kiddies
Only thing
Under blankets
No that could be a new show
It'll be just like Plug talk
But it's
But we'll beat off
Like gay dudes will watch it
So that they can watch us beat off
Okay now you didn't win
I'm just talking about
How big the market
For it could be
I want the filming to look
Just like back on figs
slash community clips though
There is definitely a high
Jizz covered ceiling
No one we have to get a camera angle
Where you can see our penises
I wish I had like
opening a box of trading cards.
I wish I had less shame so I could actually do this.
This may be my last day as well.
We're alienating Black No Jumper.
It's got to be like vintage drink champs where you got like 10 homies.
So it could be like a Bukaki where you all take turns sitting in the chairs and jerking off to the only fans that you're perruising.
When you bust and out it goes, blah, blah, blah.
It'll be like watching a destiny stream with us beating our meat down in the corner.
Actually, I don't know though.
Should it be big?
like what would what do the people want to see more of?
It's a good question.
I'm about Du Kanye.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la but didn't um didn't this fool already a few years ago little baby
got put on blast by tiana Trump no didn't she say that did she?
Yeah he paid her to suck him off apparently why was why would he have to pay for that
unless this was before he was popping no he was already a huge star he probably just likes
paying for pussy but it's first of all okay let's let's talk about it you got enough money why not
and I'll tell you exactly what it is make it make it.
super easy. AD, you'll probably
agree with me on this, and this is not
a critique of
sex work. No, no, beyond that.
You don't want to offend sex work? No, no. Are you
drinking that? No, I saw you, baby.
I was looking at this earlier, too. I'm talking about.
I don't want to be disrespectful to the lust.
Do we need more if we're going to go three hours?
You smooth. Pause.
Look, we got more.
What I'm speaking on
is it's a regional thing.
And in the south, in the south,
in particular, Atlanta
and Miami,
where strip clubs are such a prominent part of their culture.
Tricking is far more accepted than it is in places
where there's more of a pimp mentality,
such as, you know, L.A., the Bay Area, Chicago, Detroit,
although Detroit loves their strip clubs as well.
I can go to the strip club and throw $5,000 right now.
I'm not going to give a bit of $5,000 to let me fuck.
But again, that's a testament to what I'm saying, though.
it's just because tricking is so normalized.
Even out there, I know guys that, like, they'll throw a lot of money.
They're like, I ain't paying for those.
My thing is that given my current wealth,
I kind of understand where little babies come from,
because if I was single and I knew that I could pay a chick,
not Chinese Kitty, but a chick who looked as good as Chinese Kitty,
to come over the crib for a couple thousand bucks.
No strings of tax.
And I get to fuck the shit out of her for a couple hours
and don't have to think about anything.
You don't have to think about whining and dine in a girl.
Now, granted, the other argument is that given my current situation of being a famous YouTuber,
I could probably get all kinds of pussy without having to pay for it.
And yeah, I would probably be doing that too.
But, like, there's something about that ease of doing it.
And also, I think a lot of guys kind of get off on the dynamic of her literally being a prostitute.
Like, they like that vibe.
And I get that because I think that shit's kind of hot in a weird, dirty way that I almost, like,
don't even want to accept to myself because I do think prostitution is kind of grimy.
Nah, but it's definitely, I get the kink.
Right.
But, you know, tricking is very normalized out there in the South.
But I also understand the convenience of, as opposed to having to game somebody up,
let me just cast you out right quick.
And there's no, let's pass the formalities.
Kanye said, he said, I like to, he said, I like to, he said, he'd like to get him a burking.
He said, all that.
But that's if it's an actual bitch.
Well, he didn't say he just like doing rich shit.
Yeah, because I'm going to be real with you, though, like my whole life before this,
I would have looked down on dudes for buying pussy.
And now only in having money can I like understand and respect that attitude.
And you know, that's a weird thing is like I feel like there's a lot of things in life
that you have to experience in order to be able to understand.
I heard a quote on a podcast the other day that was this,
until you've been married, you don't know shit.
And I really feel like there's a lot of truth to that even though I haven't been married in the sense of like...
You're essentially married.
Until you have seen a relationship through to its inevitable conclusion.
conclusion, you really like just don't get dating in a certain way.
Like me having a conversation.
If you haven't beat M. Bison, you haven't played streetfighter.
When I do a podcast talking about chicks with somebody who's fuck like five girls and I
fuck like hundreds and hundreds of girls and I have a whole lot of relationships, all this shit,
it's just like not even a fucking conversation worth having almost because I have so much more
lived experience about what a relationship actually means in the long run.
And like you just get that through experience, you know?
Like my dad's been with one woman his entire.
He's had one woman since he was 17 years old, my mom.
I was like, you can't give me relationship advice.
That's double as fuck, though.
It is.
And he can about sustaining a long-term relationship,
but when you're dealing with certain intangible aspects,
and you don't know what that feels like.
But pops didn't know, no, no, no.
You feel me?
He didn't, but.
That's true.
The other thing is this, though, as far as the prostitute thing,
there was a time of my life back in 2016.
And, um...
We knew this was coming.
Not too long ago.
You would have a degenerate tale.
My wife and I were living,
this is right after I got out like the dope game
and I was like super downtrodden.
I had been kidnapped and had the shit beat out of me
and I had to move to a new spot
so I moved to Marina Del Rey.
Very dark.
Luxury.
It's called the Westerly.
Gorgeous, well, kind of not,
it was a nice building.
I'm going to take a note of that
so that when I have to diss you,
I'll say, you was a bitch.
You had to run the Marina del Rey.
And you gay.
Exactly.
But, but I'll,
and you look like a backer.
a plain les.
But I'm a slapy with a 12 gauge.
Yeah.
You feel me?
I don't really rhyme as good as a lot of other things.
Yes it does.
Gay gauge.
Del Ray 12 gauge.
I'm multi-syllible.
That's good.
That's good.
You're playing 4D chess with me, yes?
Yeah.
Okay.
So what you're saying?
You're all Chinese checkers.
Get to it.
Tell us about your prostitutes tails.
At this time, my cocaine addiction was out of control.
You only get to do this once as a podcaster?
Per episode?
Like, no, but I'm saying like as a podcaster.
your early days as a podcast
you get to tell all the fucked up shit about yourself,
but then that gets kind of old as you get into it
because you already said it, you know?
No, I've got main character syndrome.
AD, Wicked, Wicked, bring it back.
But you, I'm just saying,
I'm an unlimited reservoir.
Okay, tell us about the...
Do what you want to fuck them.
Tell us about the horse.
I think the people want to know.
Oh, they do, yes, that's what I'm saying.
So, I had got fronted
another, one final ounce of blow
that I was supposed to trap, but I was just doing all of it.
I just started like doing like an obscene amount of cocaine.
You're a nasty guy.
That turned into more and more and more.
You really are a White House phone.
This is like pre full blown.
I had done meth and I could tell, that's another story, but full, this is full on cocaine
lush.
Right.
And I moved into this apartment building.
I'm literally fucking three different chicks that live in the building while I'm married.
I'm barely having sex with my wife.
But I'm still hitting it sometimes and I'm,
fucking three different chicks that live in a building.
And I still,
I was still horny because all I would think about all day,
I'm just doing blow and I was just horny as fuck.
Had no morals whatsoever.
I found a,
I found a massage parlor within less than a mile.
So I'm getting jerked off by these like hot Asian chicks on the daily spending.
And I had no money.
Like I literally barely had any money.
So I'm spending all the money.
I'm spending my rent money on hand jobs and cocaine.
That's how bad.
I had the cocaine, though.
Okay, but then I used it all, then I get more.
I'm like, let me get an eight ball now.
I already wear it through this zip.
It was not glamorous.
And then one day, I went to the fucking, I went to the massage parlor.
And the, this is not cold this bitch, did me, all right?
I go in, I do the whole massage thing.
It's getting close to closing time.
The chicks.
Closing time.
She's supposed to jerk me off at this point.
And then, like, another customer is like there.
And she's like, okay, we're done.
because she wanted to serve one more customer,
and they only had time for that,
so I was like, I wasn't going to get jerked off.
So I was fucking furious.
This bitch is asking for a tip.
I'm like, tip!
You're supposed to massage the tip.
Oh, my God.
I'm glad I never lived this timeline.
So then I go back, I'm like, I need,
I need some pussy right now.
So I order, like, I'm looking online.
I order like a really expensive prostitute.
It literally overdrafted in my account.
Like, this was a really expensive, like, for me.
like $1,500.
Was it worth it, though?
Absolutely.
I'm glad that even in my most hard-up times.
She was so hot and so freaky.
You know what the Overton window is?
No.
It's like the realm of possible things that are sort of allowed in a given scenario.
And then sometimes you have somebody like Donald Trump
who basically expands the range of things that are considered acceptable, you know?
So like, I'm glad that my Overton window did not include prostitutes at the horniest parts of my life.
Like when I think about when I just had spans where I just was striking out and just getting unlucky pussy wise and I was just dying inside that I didn't know that that was all right now that I didn't know because I just that wasn't I feel like that doesn't seal the deal for me. I want to feel wanted. I want to feel admired and adored.
Absolutely. And that I don't feel like I'm getting from a prostitute. So the actual act of having sex, I get it how that's desirable. But like I feel like the thing that I was really looking for was like that feeling of like.
acceptance as well.
But do you understand,
as you should feel,
but what drugs do,
particularly cocaine,
is you're operating
on your lizard frequency
at a certain point.
You don't have time
for abstract thoughts.
Emotions are out the window.
It's pure carnal desires.
At a certain point,
I'm just thinking about tits and mouths.
Once you've,
like it's just literally,
I close my eyes.
It's cascading.
It's like a game of Tetris
with tits.
It's and mouths falling.
But also once you've just accepted that money, like, because the prostitutes you're
fucking, you still might feel like they have a degree of liking you, right?
Like you're either deluding yourself or they're kind of attempting to delude you.
Suspension of disbelief.
So you sort of believe.
And in some cases, it might even be true where I think like a lot of like, especially high
profile dudes, they're paying for pussy and the chicks really are pretty geek to be being paid
to spend time with this guy.
guy, I've known fucking porn star chicks.
I knew fucking Charlie's Angels.
I was fucking with those chicks.
And I fucking said something on a podcast, like bragging about fucking banging Charlie's
Angels and shit.
And then it came out that he had AIDS.
And people kind of got on me for that.
I have a Charlie Sheen story, too.
I don't have AIDS at this time.
You went to one of his parties?
You did eight gram rocks with him?
I was selling, I was selling yay to Charlie Sheen at one point.
I'm sure a lot of people were.
Yeah, yeah.
I was selling yay to him.
And we were partying, like, and I was doing lines with him.
And I didn't, like, I didn't share a bill with him.
Like, I had my own bill.
But I almost shared.
Yeah, please tell him.
I almost shared a bill with him.
I'm pretty sure you can't get AIDS with fucking snorting coke with someone.
That's like the toilet seat remit.
I found out, like, within a few days of that.
Right.
Like, you know, by the way, I got AIDS.
Right.
But those chicks, I knew that they were, like, getting money and shit.
But, and then they're, like, his girlfriends.
But they're also, like, lost in the.
this fog of doing hell of coke with him.
Isn't he with Denise Richards?
I don't know what he's doing now.
But yeah.
I was also fucking with a chick who I think was kind of like on the outs with the Charlie's
Angel.
She was kind of getting excluded from being paid to go and fuck with.
And I also feel like Charlie's Fallen Angel.
Yeah, exactly.
When you get to the point of like extreme coke abuse,
I feel like sex becomes way less important because you just can't get a hard dick
and you end up weird as fuck.
And that in itself, my friend, is the.
crux of a cocaine addict because it is still just as important but your body has literally failed
you at this point i have memories of like this one chick that i was like actually homies with but we like
had started fucking right back in long beach and one day we left the bar and we go over this one bmx
dude's house do helicoke go back to the house and we're trying to fuck and math hafa no and it's like
but bro it's like the fact that we were actually cool made the fact that my dick was not working like
really embarrassing and her
having to do the emotional labor
of like sucking my day to get it hard
when I'm cope the fuck out and it's like
3 o'clock in the morning. It just
totally changed the dynamic because
I'm like hyper aware of like how annoyed
she probably is to have to be like sucking my
dick with a dry mouth.
Yeah, the gummy worm. I'm going out into the kitchen
refilling the jug of water with a tap.
Here, drink this.
No, like I can't
strap her up to an IV. I can't even tell you
the amount of girls that I used to fuck
like high as hell on hell of drugs
Right. It's an art. With a half soft dick.
Thinking I was killing it
Because the drugs had me so delusional.
But you also have to like...
Sweating all over this poor girl.
Like, what the fuck?
But I remember having experiences where I would be
Coke the fuck out. And there was this
one girl I used to fuck with in Long Beach that
was fucking normal.
All your Coke stores are in Long Beach, huh?
That was a large percentage of my Coke doing, yeah.
But I remember just kicking it with this chick one night
and I'm doing hella Coke.
and fucking the shit out of her for hours in the way
that only a dude who is on Coke can do, right?
And I just remember like locking eyes with her
and being able to like read her mind
that she's just like stone cold sober
just marveling at my Coke dick
that I'm just like hammering the fuck out of her pussy for hours
and she's just like in awe of this fucking drugged out zombie man.
And it really...
She liked it.
It kind of like in my euphoria,
it like just made me see myself for what I had become and how fucked up off coke I was and that
I kind of knew that I had to probably stop doing this at some point a dick monster in that moment
yeah that's when you hit him with the American psycho look in the mirror and flex I mean really I was not
able to consent in that moment and she took advantage of me she did that's fucked up according to
mrs. girl that's a rape I should hit her out bitch I was fucked up yeah it's scandalous for sure she did you wrong
my boy you know the pod is transpiring into nothing once we start telling like coke stories from back
in the day no i think that's when it's reaches it's apex probably a lot of people think that's when we're
out our best i want to see the lush interview way more now because this is crazy yeah i mean whenever
you're ready my boy i had like a weekend of meth you know that yeah i've heard your meth story
yeah i had a weekend of just pure fucking you want to know one weird aspect of that that i don't think i ever told
that this girl I was fucking was a porn star, right?
And somehow, once we do meth together,
the whole time before this,
I had resisted watching her porn.
I had never offed on porn up and searched her name.
All of a sudden we're doing meth,
and I turned into a fucking weirdo.
We're watching her porn on my iPhone while we're banging
until like 10 o'clock in the morning.
That's meta as fuck.
Yo, and watching her get, like, humiliated and fucked
and like off the meth,
because meth like notoriously is this like super good stuff.
sex drug, right? It is. Oh yeah. It is. This was a night to remember. Oftentimes when I tell
the meth story, I kind of focus on how bad the hangover was and how fucked up it was and how I
never did it again. But the actual like prime of being in it as a sex drug, meth be hidden.
The first three times I did meth, I was, I didn't know that I was doing meth. Yeah. A lot of people
probably have that effect. The first three times I didn't know. But you fucked with it. Yeah, but like, so the
first time I did meth, I was in the Bay Area. I'm probably like 19 or 20 years old. My girlfriend at the time
was like five years older than me. And she's very attractive, Puerto Rican chick,
um, hair dresser chick, whatever, you feel me? And I would, um, she was a tweaker, full blown
tweaker. I wasn't aware. She was, it was very easy for her to manipulate and run game on me,
because she was a lot older than me and a lot. I mean, obviously women are craftier by nature than men are.
and at her being older than me and me kind of being wet behind the ears in a lot of aspects,
she was able to manipulate me quite a bit.
So she was a tweaker.
I didn't even know it.
And I was a stoner.
That's how this porn store that I'm describing.
She was a fucking meth head and I didn't realize it.
Yeah, yeah.
And I, you know, more experienced in life.
It's nice to be naive enough that you don't realize that the person you're hanging out with is on hardcore drugs.
Yeah.
And to the, and this was my girlfriend.
And to the, like, you know, I'd be a stoner.
so I just smoke weed and have a couple drinks
and then pass out at a regular time like 11 p.m.
And meanwhile, those bitches, you know, moving...
Wired up.
Yeah, wired up, geeked all night long
and would get annoyed that I'd be falling asleep.
Right.
So one night, she wakes me up in the middle of the night
and she's like, baby, like, you look dehydrated,
here, drink this.
She hands me a soda, it's a Coca-Cola.
I drink it.
She starts going down on me, you feel, me?
Like, we have crazy sex for like three hours.
It's like incredible sex.
know that I'm on one though.
It's over. We had a
great night, cool. I don't think about it.
Months later, when her addiction
is culminated in her being
so skinny
that, and she's telling me, like, I think I might have
HIV. This is in the early 2000s.
Whoa. When AIDS was really
scary. There was just like a prominent
fear. I'm not saying AIDS isn't
scary now, but it was just
way more, like there was no
fucking cure. There is no
type of regime you could
be on to live a healthy life or a
happy life while you have HIV.
Like there is now, I'm not saying I would want to
succumb to that fate. But back
then it was just a terrifying
prospect. I was just talking about this with my
You remember what I'm talking about. Me and Mike
Rashid were just talking about this. How like when I was like
1920 like I fuck one girl with no condom and I'm terrified
and I might have AIDS. Right. It just
seemed like so much more of a threat at that time.
So she lied to me saying that she thought that she had
HIV because there was no explanation
for why she's losing all this weight.
But the reality is a bitch is a fucking tweaker.
Like I remember Valentine's Day.
Like I walk into her house on Valentine's Day.
There's hearts, paper cut out hearts all over
the apartment looking like chicken pox
on the wall. And I'm just like
and I'm like, yo like what the fuck?
She's like, I thought it would be nice.
I'm like damn, this bitch is kind of weird.
Then, so she finally comes out with it.
Yes, I've been on meth.
And by the way, you remember?
Remember that one night when I woke you up and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You were two.
Wow.
And I was like, and I had been out of the news.
I always hated meth and I hated tweakers and was like outspoken against tweakers.
And like if I saw, if one of the homies was on meth, we'd pack them out.
And, you know, I'll keep talking about meth for us.
I got a piss again.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
But I want to hit the three hour mark.
Yeah, we're definitely.
Yeah, yeah.
We ain't no custers.
Not at all.
We still got a bunch of news items.
Do you want me to keep talking about men?
I still got more topics.
This is like, this is intriguing.
I got a kiss.
Okay.
So the second time, have you heard of a,
I know you've been a performer for years, great rapper.
Appreciate it.
You,
I know you've been to South by Southwest in Austin.
Have you ever been to the other,
have you ever been to Austin City Limits?
No.
So that's a slightly, I mean,
significantly smaller festival,
but it's still popping.
And it's the same thing,
but it's just for like,
I think one or two days
where they shut down Sixth Street.
There's dope shows in every single bar
and it's like,
it's a really pop.
and thing out there.
And so I was, my crew was doing
Austin City Limits.
So we did a performance out there.
One of my homies is drunk
as fuck, right?
Like we all kind of scatter after the show
we off doing our own thing.
This is 2010.
One of my homies is,
and he's like a really loud,
verbose,
ignorant drunk.
He's in the mix with people,
you know, acting a fool.
And so I'm kind of like
babysitting him.
I'm gonna make sure.
we get back to the hotel safe after the show.
So he's like, he's walking up to fucking random girls like, you're fat.
Like, like, just like being a menace about to be.
And then I'm like, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My friend's drunk.
I apologize.
Like, please, please, like, just forgive us.
We walk away.
You know what I'm saying?
He's walking up to other chick like, show me your tits.
Like, I'm like, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
He's drunk.
Please forgive him.
Don't trip.
It's all good.
He's just acting a fool.
Damn, you're starting fights with dudes.
I'm like, come on, please, my homie's drunk,
just give us a pass.
Like, I finally navigate the,
the intricate maze of 6th Street
to get back to the hotel we're at.
We get back, and he's like, I'm hungry.
I'm like, cool, yeah, let me get, let me buy you a burrito right quick
so you can, you know, feel a little better
so you're not hung over in the morning, whatever.
So I'm going, we walked with a taco truck,
as I'm paying for this fucking green chili burrito or whatever,
I've noticed out of the corner of my eye,
as we're ordering first, these two chicks,
and they for show look like prostitutes,
and they look very, very young.
They look very young, disconcertingly young,
to the point where Mr. Girl might be attracted to them.
That's how young they looked.
Maybe they could have been in cuties.
Yeah, they could have been in cuties.
Not quite could have been in cuties,
but they were definitely,
Kylie Jenner when she was 17.
I'm using a lot of internal references right now.
You're going meta on them.
Yeah, very meta.
Meta like watching the bitch,
fuck while you fuck her.
Welcome to No Jumper.
Meta like fucking
Hiro from the back with an iPhone
in my mouth.
Drewless podcast in the world.
Sorry, House Phone.
And so I'm hoping
that the homie doesn't see these girls
because I know he's going to try to talk to him
or whatever and stir up some trouble.
As I'm paying...
Stir up some trouble.
Yeah.
As I'm paying for the burritos,
I look over, he's V-Lining for them.
He's like, is it V-Line or B-line?
He's going straight towards these...
Show me your tits!
Yeah.
And then by the time I getting my change and I walk over to them, he's already like,
hey, we're going to go back to their room and hang out with these girls.
And I'm like, I should go too because I don't want this dude to fuck with some underage hookers.
And like, no, that's not happening on my watch, bro.
You're not doing that, not on tour with me.
You should make another Mr. Girl reference now.
Keep it more meta.
I'm not going to go Mr. Girl on them.
I'm not going to go Mr. Girl with these little girls.
Mr. Girl, I wonder how he feels
They're staying in the same hotel as us.
We get to the hotel room, and these chicks
are like, one of them's like, oh, my, my boyfriend's from
Florentia 13, like, and I'm just like, you know,
this is getting worse every single second.
In Austin?
In Austin, yeah, bro, like, they're everywhere, though.
Yeah, you know how it would be like, usually.
I was like, yeah, that's the L.A. gang.
She's like, oh, boomty, whooom.
And then I'm like, okay, this is like a very slimy situation
right now.
and then, um, slithery, slithery, slithery, like T.R.L. with both of his hands broken.
Oh, my God. I'm going to turn into a snake. So, um, so then I noticed some cocaine on the table.
And I'm like, well, the dynamic certainly is shifting in here, isn't it? Like, this is turning into my kind of party.
So I asked him, like, yo, like, that's blowing. They're like, yeah. I was like, well, why don't you, like, do a little bit real quick.
I know you're not an undercover cop, so this is an entrapment.
Then they're like, wait, you hear that outside?
They're like running to the door.
And I was like, okay, we're about to get set up by some fools from Florentia right now.
But then she does the line.
I'm like, okay, I'm feeling a little more comfortable.
So I do a line.
It burns a little bit more.
It burns a little bit.
A little bit more than I'm used to.
I'm like, this is a bit cocaineish, but a bit something extra.
When you laugh, you look like Ray Leota and Goodfellas.
And then, not even a diss.
Like, RIP?
Yeah, RIP.
Too soon.
Yeah, too soon.
How dare you?
But you look like the Goodfellas meme when he's laughing.
I like it.
And then, um, then I didn't realize anything was off, but then five hours later when I'm
talking to a random girl on the phone and masturbating in the bathroom, I'm like, yeah,
that was not low that I did.
That was something extra.
Right.
So.
All right.
Speaking of mental health, I have another topic.
Buss it.
Y. K.O. Cyrus.
having a meltdown on social media.
Yeah.
No Jumper caught a lot of heat from people
because whoever posted on social media,
I have a hunch it could be poetic fuck.
Yeah.
When they tweeted it out,
the caption they put was
YK Osir is pissed off
that Drake and Little Baby don't fuck with him anymore.
When you watch it in its entirety,
he's threatened suicide.
It kind of feels more like he's feeling like killing himself.
So I understand what people are offended,
but you know, whatever.
Yeah, I feel bad.
I mean, I feel real bad for it.
Man, he's going.
through it but at the same time i mean
i feel like he's just being more
open about
things that like a lot of rappers
if they were to be more honest with the
public are probably going through like
as in the vast vast majority
of rappers who ever have any kind of
spark to their career at some point
they end up feeling like nobody
cares anymore but i feel like his whole career
yes he's been like
looked as is like a punchline
yes from day one but he's been
willing to make himself the punchline
line for attention and in some sense
that's maybe made people take his music
less serious. You know, trying to fit in.
Like you're a brand new artist, you're hanging out with
niggers like Drake and you're singing,
you're doing this, people making jokes about you.
What kind of numbers does YK Osiris do at this
point? Is he actually... He's had some hits.
Is he irrelevant at this point when he drops an album
though? I mean... If you look at his numbers, he's had
hits, but I don't know about album.
I've never been somewhere and a YK.
Osiris song comes on, I don't think, in my
life. I'm very much outside
the category of R&B.
so I don't really know how he is thought of.
The deserve it's song, like, it was pretty big.
Yeah, that was a big record.
That was a big record.
And it's like, I actually like that song.
But does part of you feel like, yeah, reality check, yeah.
A lot of rappers get to hang out of Drake and a little baby, a little bit at some point in their career,
and then realistically, they're just not going to be around those rappers consistently in the future.
And most of them don't really, like, whine about it publicly, right?
I think it was more the female that had,
he was talking to. He's like, my baby mama said, nobody fucks with you. You know what I'm saying?
He don't fuck with you shit. Like, and him coming to a realization, like, damn, maybe these people
really don't fuck with me. I don't think, I don't think until now he really thought that people
didn't fuck with him. But do you feel like he sounds entitled? Well, it's the emasculation aspect
of it, right? Like, like, not only am I falling off, like, in my girl's eyes, in my baby,
She thinks that I'm less of a man
And she's using my plummeting career
And declining numbers
As fodder for her arguments
Even at the objective lowest points in my career
My girl, I don't think ever even considered
Like weaponizing that against me
But for sure, that's the type of shit
Like that a girl could do
That could be the most harmful shit
That you could ever imagine
When you try to shit on your career
And your relevance
My baby mom did that to me
And I was like, that's the most coldest shit ever.
She goes you weren't hot.
She was like, that's why you ain't got no plaque.
I was like, oh, except for on your teeth.
But you know what the thing is, I feel like it's damn near not this necessarily,
but I always got the sense because we don't hear about YK Osiris unless there's this type
of controversy attached to his name.
The first time there was really noteworthy news items about YK Osiris is he's.
He was with Lil Baby at Icebox getting roasted for,
don't you owe me 10 racks?
Where's my money at?
Wompty, whoopty, whoop.
He's like, oh, come on, you buying all this ice?
That's the first time we really saw anything about one.
Then you were Drake and it's like,
I'm going to pay your debt off if you come singing in my little.
Yeah, yeah, sing, deserve it in my living room.
I'm going to be real with you.
I wouldn't really know about him if it wasn't for all the viral shit.
Like him declaring he's the king of R&B and stuff because I'm not an R&B fan,
but that doesn't really like equal people listening to you in the long run, right?
person. He seems like a nice
guy. He seems like a real nice guy.
But I do
and I'm not saying this is
the case but it seems like there's a publicist
capitalizing off
of these moments to try to
elicit some type of controversy
and sympathy from the masses.
You can't just assume it's a publicist
because a lot of these meme pages like for us
for instance we're very much incentivized
to take the most salacious parts of his
fucking live stream where he was pouring
his heart out and just clip it and
turn it into content. You know like I
I would kind of almost expect everybody on the team newswise to be thinking about that content like that, you know?
When I say publicist, I mean marketing campaign.
I mean, that could be true because, to be honest, we do get paid straight up.
It's always through a PR company, but you can kind of tell a lot of times that, like, rappers want to plant stories about themselves.
And we just kind of let them sometimes, which I sometimes wonder if there's a smart idea.
They plant memes.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
They literally plant that have nothing to do just to have the artist's name.
in a conversation around the time they're planning a release.
Now, do I feel like YK Osiris is, his mental health, is being exploited for the sake of
a marketing scheme?
I would never put that on him because I don't want to toy with anyone's emotional well-being.
Unless a single come out this week.
However, however, I would be remiss to not think it's within the realm of possibility.
I mean, yeah, we all know that rollout arcs are always kind of contrived.
Like, let's be real, little baby, I don't think him mentioning academics two times on his
record is a fucking accident. I think
that they're very, very conscious of the fact
that that's going to make for some content.
And they probably, even to some extent,
know that he's going to get into time to talk
about his street shit or whatever. You know, it's like
if you diss something,
that's the oldest trick in the book. That's Eminem,
dissing Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears, you know?
You disse any kind of public figure. It gives you a perfect
storyline to go with. And that's why
rappers always do some viral shit. I won't even
put myself past that. If I drop a book,
I might have to do some watch.
all that shit just to get some headlines that week
just to give people a reason to talk about
the book, you know? Because that's literally what a
PR team is going to do with you is
sit you down and try to figure out
Just slap you, well just something
that's essentially the equivalent, nobody would
even care about that.
That would only get me clout in the
tent talks realm. But that's
what a PR company's going to do is they're going to sit down
and they're going to coach you on creating something
that is basically the equivalent of
when the boxers are doing
the face off and they end up pushing each
other and shit. You know, that's just all
the same fucking category. Which
speaking of actually, I didn't even fucking watch
it, but I understand that M to the
K vanquished
Fake Drake when they faced
off. Their battle happened
the fight happened this weekend. And I didn't
see it, but I believe
I've been led to believe the M to the K one.
So fake Drake, I mean, if you watch that
podcast, he took a pretty bad L
in the context of that podcast. Yeah,
didn't his bitch say she was going to
sky out if he lost the fight? Like,
super it was really hard to tell
if they were acting or if this
was like a real conversation
but yeah she totally said that if the real Drake
hit her up that she would weigh her out of the fuck with him
it was fucking weird and if he lost the fight
she's bouncing yeah yeah I
I'm sitting there having this conversation
what a supportive girlfriend but I couldn't tell
if this was real or not is that really his girlfriend
no we can't tell
that TikTok with her in it
got flagged for like adult
sexual content
or like nudity
I ain't a lot
Yeah, I mean, she looks crazy, but...
The waist is like...
Yeah.
It's the whole thing.
She's like the biggest fake ass you ever seen
than the biggest fake boobs you ever seen.
Yeah.
One of them.
Okay.
I am really mad.
Shorty...
You got to respect it.
You might want to just go cartoonish with it.
You might want to go...
What's the chick from?
Bugs...
Bugs Life.
Lola.
No, no.
No old Lola.
Not the new one.
Lola Bunny?
You're up...
Yeah.
I'd for show beat.
Go Lola with it.
The new one?
No, I'd for show I mean, Lola Bunny in general.
You see Sway Sam too?
No, I didn't.
Have you actually been getting pussy or you too depressed for that?
It's not that I, it's not that I haven't been getting pussy.
So my flaco.
Yeah, I got to be careful with this right here, to be honest with you.
I'm hesitant to open my heart to other women in general.
And I'm at the point where the idea of just like fucking is,
way less appealing than having
the security and support
of a partnership with a girl that I'm... You need mental
support right now. I feel like to me
it's just way more appealing.
You don't need a pussy. You need a therapist.
I have a therapist. She's very expensive to.
No, but you should also be using women as
makeshift therapists. Yeah, but at
the same time, I don't, like, it's not...
I'm also, like, emotionally
intelligent to know that it's not
fair to whatever
woman I'm talking to, like...
Don't get on them. Yeah, to put that type of pressure on them.
That's mostly what I want from them.
Yeah, I mean, sit around, hear me out.
Nah, I get a lot of that out on a podcast.
Yeah, and in a group chat.
If I didn't have this, I don't know what the fuck I'd be doing.
Sometimes, well, you didn't have this until like a week ago, but here we are.
Right.
But.
About a week ago, a week ago.
I'm sure you were dumping your feelings out with disaster.
Yeah.
Talking to Math Hoffa and whatnot.
No, no, no, this is, this hit different.
Well, sometimes I think about because I was always a person who, whoever I was fucking,
I was putting them with my fucking story.
I was just always like that.
Obviously, with pork talking shit, I'm like that too.
But I always think about how if I was single,
I would be the most secretive fucking person in the world
about what chicks I was kicking in with.
It always starts like that.
Yeah, for sure, it would start to get out.
Well, but.
Like, I always intended to be single and never happen.
Yeah.
I've been in.
Because they start pushing the issue
and trying to put pressure on you to fucking wife them up.
Lennon was a booty call.
Look, I've been.
Here we are.
I've been
I've been dating women
since I was 13 years old, right?
I've been...
Black twin.
It's been 27 years
of me fucking with girls, right?
Why?
I'd say I was single
for maybe a total of three of those.
Would you say that like pussy
has the lowest law
of diminishing returns
of everything in life?
Like I feel like
there's all these things in life
that feel great when you first do it.
The first time you drive a car
100 miles per hour feels great, right?
You do it a thousand times.
It doesn't...
It's kind of whatever.
Right.
I feel like pussy.
is like one of those things that even as you grow older, it keeps seeming more and more
exciting in a lot of ways.
And that is why it's the most valuable three inches of real estate in the entire fucking
world.
That is a good point.
And it's also because as you get older, you become a less desirable sex partner.
Most people do anyway.
I mean, the average person.
Unless you got meth.
To men less.
That's a good point.
That's why a lot of people roll around.
That's my advice to any dude.
You want to get some pussy rolling around with a bag of coat.
The pussy will come to you.
You'll find it.
I hate that I have to give that advice.
But it's true, though, because as you get older,
you become less desirable.
So, like, the chicks that you might be fucking when you're 50 years old are probably less
attractive than the chicks and you're fucking when you're 20 years old,
but they still feel hotter because you're older and it's, like, more improbable
that you're getting pussy, right?
Unless you're a motherfucker like me who, although, let's say my looks have diminished over
the years, right?
I've seen some of your old battles.
I guess you could say that.
I was a way better looking dude at certain points,
not to say that I couldn't get it back.
We got to get you in the gym.
Absolutely.
Bro, if you get AD teeth and if you get a chin again, a neck,
oh, bro, you'll be a straight chat.
It'll be a whole, bro, the people will go crazy.
I can document it on TikTok.
They'll love it.
Adam 22, follow me on TikTok.
We got to document the lush body transformation, bro.
We do.
We do.
Let's do that.
But let's just say.
Give him the liver now.
Give him beliver.
First step.
Here's the thing.
The primary appeal to fucking with me has never been my looks.
It's always been my personality, which has only gotten stronger over the years.
So in essence, I'm able to get more attractive women now than ever before.
That's why the world is so unfair.
You can only go up.
Yeah, yeah.
There's almost no women that would tell you that their sexual prospects are better at 40 than they were when they were 20, you know?
Well, that's a different conversation for women and how they age.
but let's just it's just realistic men tend to age more gracefully in a lot of ways and men are just judged on different metrics right people are looking for men to be rich and confident and strong and worldly and people are looking for women to be hot and young if i was like if i was super in shape and chiseled and all that it would be unfair because i already got too much personality you like you gotta love this blind self-confidence no i'm like not blind since you know your own life experience no i'm like look i'm devastated right now i'm at
the lowest point of...
But you seem like you're having fun with it.
I know.
It seems like...
I'm going on soft white underbelly in two days.
How happy can I be?
That's fire.
What the fuck?
You know that you're depressed and you're just kind of like in awe of it because you know
that this is like sort of an awkward stage of your life, which is different than when
you're young and you're depressed and you don't really know what being depressed is.
I'm essentially homeless right now.
You've listened to enough kid Cuddy.
You're familiar with mental illness?
Yeah.
You're homeless?
I'm not homeless, but...
Were you staying at a shelter?
No.
I'm going to say, please, Josh.
Go stay with the penis houses.
I stay here, bro. I live here.
Oh, my. That's why you're here so much?
Yeah, that's why.
Hey, is that why the front bathroom is always in use?
Josh, should we say something and we find out that he's sleeping on Bosanova's couch?
Oh, my God.
He's sleeping in Trevis Studio?
I got a couch for you lunch.
No, I'm...
The penis houses.
Not the fucking penis house.
I'll just keep it a thousand.
So when I would come to L.A., because, you know, I'm living with my ex in Philadelphia,
and I'd come out to L.A. for extended periods of time for work. I would rent furnished
apartments for a month. You know, times are a lot less financially advantageous to me right now,
aka I'm hella broke at the moment. And I'm staying in my- What a promotion today.
I'm staying in my parents' house. So that's where I'm staying.
That's lit. Yeah. I would definitely do that if I had to.
And I definitely, it makes me feel bad being a 40-year-old doing that, but I'm on my way to getting
up out of there, getting my own spot. It's also been like I've been hesitant to
do it because then like that's coming to terms of the finality of my relationship.
You make everything seem correct.
No, I'm just keeping it.
You have like a pretty good attitude about a pretty miserable situation with her respect.
But I say that to say, if you check out my Pokemon card collection, I got Pokemon, I got
Pikachu Charzard and ain't no snorlaxes in my collection, aka every bitch that I've been with is
hella bad.
And you can check, you could pull the receipts.
No jiggly puffs?
No jiggly puffs.
Well, they got them jiggly puffs.
Any Mr. Mimes?
Come on, man.
Don't do me like that, bro.
Dudes?
Don't do me like that, dog.
Ash?
What about Ash?
What about Ash?
Is that his name for you?
Fucking, I'm sorry, I'm not a, I'm not Mr. Girl.
Fucking a Pokemon character.
No, fucking the little boy that says Pikachu, I choose you.
That's my advice for the people at home.
If you want something to do after this, go watch the absolutely bizarre.
Zah, Mr. Girl interview, and then also watch Slash Lords.
And this entire interview will be contextualized a lot better if you do see that.
And watch me work out on TikTok on live, which I might actually do tomorrow, which is the most pathetic sense I've ever said.
If people saw me work out, they'd be like, paha.
Like, that would get more views than the entire no jumper channel.
Yeah, but I'm not fucking Ronnie Coleman either, though, so I'm a little bit nervous about it because I don't know how cool I look working out, realistically.
I think you'll be right.
You look like kind of an idiot when you're working out.
You know, you're sweating.
You're out of breath.
It's kind of embarrassing.
People probably like it because it's like suffering.
It's some Yuri shit.
That's why I like, that's why I work out.
It's super cutty.
I act like I got workout.
Well, I don't fucking work out.
Work out.
It's been a fan.
Yeah.
Adam 22.
I'm on the podcast.
Trying to get in your mom's ass.
I'm trying to eat it out.
She got poop on her ass.
Bitch got poop on her ass.
That bitch got poop on her ass.
On her mom's ass.
Poop on her ass.
Tell him, Lush.
She got a poop on her ass.
Go.
Poop on her ass on your mom's ass.
I'm a broadcast like it's Comcast.
Chill that.
We a Comcast.
Haters will not last.
I'll put you on blast.
Yeah, like poetic flakco.
He eats a lot of nachos.
And he's got a snot nose.
And he eats the pot roast.
I'm the apostle.
Yeah, cannot stop.
80's on the block.
Bidges on my jock.
Hoping like an assalot.
I challenge AD to rap and not sound retarded.
Right now, give me a beat.
I think I trust him more.
Ooh, that's hard.
Boom, boom.
Hmm.
Boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
Mm.
Fucking ambler.
I don't like kids.
Like this or girl.
I'm in my mom.
own world. Adam 22. He's at the house. Jack and Arthur Jackson five to his mouth. He's lush
on the couch. That's my homie. He used to do meth, but now he don't know me. Josh over there,
fucking Adam's sister. My foot got a blister, yeah, because I tried to work out. It didn't work out.
I might jerk out and like your hire something might squirt out. Yeah. Come on, man. Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I knew he could do it.
Because he didn't hit the, he didn't hit the spliff.
No, it's just, it's just when, like, when you rap, I'd be like, my gator is up because I know Adam has something coming.
And the flow, A, and it just throws me off.
And then he hits him with a roundhouse.
And Josh comes in, hashtag pound down.
I haven't jerked off since this morning.
I might have to go revisit the hierotapes.
Oh, come on.
Jesus Christ.
Come on.
I hate to admit it.
All right.
Mr. Girl likes the rape.
I'm going to watch the Yaird tapes.
What a fucking J-Cat.
I still have so many questions.
I still have to interview him again.
I got mad questions.
There's so much I want to know.
Yeah.
You feel like Flago fucked it up?
Yeah, but it was kind of great.
It was great.
I'm glad he did.
He for sure fucked it up, but it was great.
All right.
Appreciate everybody to watch this.
Thank you, Lush.
Thank you, AD.
Yeah.
And next time,
I could actually finish the story about how I got on the podcast.
Oh, yeah.
Tune in next time.
