No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 172
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Jumpers show.
Tuesday.
House Phone is back right now.
We got Lush One.
I don't know where P-Man is right now.
I'm just glad that it's strictly black no jumper right now.
Hey, this is the hood jumper.
Yeah.
This is the hood jumper right now.
Let's get a.
So I'm going to act like I'm Adam right now.
I'm going to start it all.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
I got on these nice fashion oversawks.
They keep me laced up.
And, uh, yeah.
So let's go.
What's up, man?
How y'all doing?
My guy phone.
What's the deal?
Man, listen, we had a legendary interview with me and Adam.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
First you put the bacon on the grill.
Then you put the mozzarella sticks in the friar.
I mean, like this.
Bro, when we went to New York, every time he added a different ingredient,
AD was just like, oh, my God.
I can't believe it.
I want to know, like, at this pop-up, if you bring him items,
is he going to be able to flip at the hockey way?
You can't bring him if, Lush.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Damn it.
Why am I even going?
Why are y'all so funny?
Why do I show up?
My boy, Lush, he's MVP of the muff, bro.
Listen.
Maybe of the year.
Nah.
Yeah, look how happy he got.
No, listen.
He goes, listen, he does these, all these shows,
and he's been doing all, he did community.
He did the rounds.
He did cheese men with.
doing no heat that back on fit the pop up back again he did the pop up harmonious hour
harmonious hour come on wait did you do out of focus too not I don't I'm sorry
but you see the numbers now going up you see the numbers going out to out of focus man
make sure y'all go watch the household man I'll set out to the BBC I'm waiting for my invite
I did the BBC John I didn't even do out of focus I think we all did the BBC I did the BBC yeah
Hey, wait, Trev, who's, who got the highest numbers out of the, on the couch right now?
Okay, but who's got the currently trending?
Ooh.
Come out.
Yeah, it's only 48 hours ago.
Pop it, man.
Pop it, pop it.
No, but what's the deal, man?
I'm glad phone back, because at the end of the day, regardless of the, regardless of the how good it feels to us and the energy after a pod, if phone not there, it just don't resonate the same as far as a Tuesday.
night no jumper show.
You're going to make my homie cry.
I appreciate y'all, man.
Bro.
Speaking of crying, man,
me and OG suicide, man,
we did a very
in-depth episode.
We'll be dropping, I think, this Sunday.
Was it kind of like an intervention,
would you say?
I didn't know that it was about to be an intervention.
I told him, I said,
I said suicide.
Get on this nigga.
Digging.
He needs it.
I'm not going to lie, though.
It was really good, bro.
And, like, just being, I don't know,
man,
so but uh being open and honest with the people is uh it's kind of it'd be kind of hard sometimes
so like just like really just being fucking transparent as possible it was good man it was it was
it was a good release just no i've been doing this shit for almost a decade i never once got
close to almost crying on camera i cried on that episode i'll say that you know what's dope though
never cried on camera ever when people see you overcome your struggles not only does that
humanize you, but it inspires the fuck out of them.
There's going to be so many people that by the grace of God, you able to, and I already
see you upwardly trending.
You know what I'm trying, man.
I'm trying, bro.
I'm about to drop these bad boys like in a couple weeks.
Those are.
I've been keeping my fucking foot on their neck with that shit, man.
I'm about to leave here as soon as we're done with the podcast and go design some more
shit.
So, you know, we're just trying to stay on it, man.
Listen, listen.
The Flavortown Red Bottoms?
Listen, the, your name.
Welcome to Flavor Town.
I just, Guy Fieri, bro.
I was trying to,
bro, I've been talking about this for too long, man.
I don't even want to break it back up.
But just no, shout out my boy, Guy Fierry.
Shout out to Ryder Fieri.
We're going to get y'all both a pair.
Leave it at that.
And slider Fieri.
You've been to slide of Fieri.
You've been to Slaid Fierry.
Hey, no, but I want to say to how his phone,
I know, bro, we have our personal talks and stuff like that.
And it seems like you in a way better place and shit.
Even after, like, the Tuesday shows shit.
I thought phone was going to be like, fuck, fuck this shit.
And, bro, you were so mature with it and stuff like that.
Because it's a business at the end of the day, bro.
Like, at the end of the day, ain't nobody bigger than the program.
Ain't nobody bigger than the program.
And just no.
And that's a real hell of this shit up.
Wait, wait, wait, speaking of blowing some shit up though.
Like, nigga, please.
Wait, hold on, speaking of blowing some shit up.
Now, this is something I wouldn't normally.
speak on.
Bus it.
But I've seen some cap.
Some cap came across my front desk the other day.
Bus it, baby.
So basically, formerly known co-host of Disconnected, Podlor.
Podlor was on camera with AD in Vegas.
I've seen that.
And now, this is my boy.
Certain shit I keep.
under wraps just because everything don't need to be.
Before you finish, I know exactly what you're talking about.
And you told me this.
Did I not?
Right when it happened, right?
You did tell me that.
So when I heard what I heard, I was like this.
I was like, sure, sure, sure.
So look, you look, he should have spoke up, I want to say.
No, but you know what?
It's not my place to speak up on camera.
You hear what I'm saying?
Especially in front of everybody.
That's a whole different.
You know what I'm saying?
Sure, sure.
Sure, sure.
But look, okay, so I didn't really get the prefix of what you guys were talking about before.
But basically, Paul Lord was just like, oh, yeah, man, I had to, you know, that's why I had to, like, offer the homie, like, somewhere to stay, blah, blah, blah.
Phone was homeless.
Yeah, like type shit, right?
And, like, this is my whole thing, bro.
When that situation happened, my mom passed away and I got evicted from the apartment because my name wasn't on the,
the least and I wasn't approved to be there, right?
Potlord is on this show.
Disconnected with us every week, right?
So once I found out that him and his wife had a separate place
from the place that they lived at, that they were actively looking to fill up and put
someone in to like pay the rent and shit, I'm like, bro, you didn't think to ask me?
I said this to him on the phone.
I'm like, you didn't think to ask me?
And he was like, oh, I didn't know.
you really, like, needed somewhere to stay or whatever, right?
And, like, to be honest, bro, once you know people, you know, like, the way that they
approach it.
And, like, that's been my homie for a while to where, like, I know when he's capping.
Like, when he starts giving, like, hell of multiple excuses, I'm like, mm, okay.
So anyway, so first he said that.
Then he kind of doubled back on it.
And I was like, all right, how much is it, whatever?
He was like, oh, it's like kind of expensive, whatever.
He told me a certain price, right?
And then once we get to the third excuse of him being like, okay, well, like Ali, like his wife,
like, oh, Ali has to, Ali wants to take some other people to see the unit first.
Like, I'm going to get back to you on it.
So by the third, like, by the third fucking, like, by the third, like spin off, I'm like, okay, he's trying to spend me.
He don't want me on the shit, whatever.
Well, the third one's not even an excuse.
That's like, we show me to other people.
That's what, yeah.
Yeah, that wasn't, that's what I'm saying.
Walk it out.
So look.
Where's I walking out?
So look, look, look.
Like, no, because, like, this is my whole thing.
If niggas want to speak on it, nigga, I'm going to speak the whole situation.
Squeak on it.
So, nigga, after that, I, like, I'm obviously, like, on the close friends with his wife.
That's, like, my sister.
It's my home girl.
She's posting that people, I guess, that they know were, like, asking about the apartment,
but asking them to lower the price.
And she was, like, kind of, like, going off in the caption, like, you know, like,
going off in the caption
like you know like this is like for our family
like you know like this ain't no friendship
and I reply back like bro
like I got I'm cash ready like
whatever you need I'm cash ready like whatever
much it is I'm cash ready I literally don't
have nowhere to stay I'm staying with a girl
that's not really working out I'm bouncing
to different homie I was about to start hitting
the AD up but hey bro like you got a couch
wait I did offer it though
no for real but look but look
so like it's to the point to where like
I need that I need this spot
So I respond back to her, whatever.
Yeah, remember I even found a fucking place and then they said, oh, it just got took
in the next fucking, yeah, literally, the next day.
But I know the seriousness of what it was and that's even like then I was like, well, bro,
you ain't got no place to go, nigga.
You could come kick it over here.
The thing is, I'm never not have nowhere to go.
But like, nigga, like having your own spot and your own space and your own comfort is different.
But look, so it got to the point to where like,
bro like I'm damn near like begging them at this point and then that's when he called me back
and then doubled down and was like oh like you know like what kind of homie would I be or like what like
you know if I didn't offer to you and I'm in my head like nigga you didn't offer me shit I had to
ask you multiple times and you tried to spin me off about it and then now you on stream with AD acting
like you and then you're and then you know you you not like you you could have been like
oh really but you know like I won't go do that okay I know I know but I remember you calling me
and we having a conversation
about everything that was going on.
So when I heard that initially,
I was just like,
but I'm just like,
let me ask a question for clarification.
Ain't none of my business.
Wait, wait, wait, let me just add the one final part.
Yeah, but yeah, bust it, bust it.
The one final part.
I might have to read it verbatim, to be honest,
because I don't want no cap to be spread around.
Niggins ain't about to be lying on my name
or like trying to get no,
like I'm,
I'm reading shit that's like, oh, man,
Paul Lord's such a good homie.
Like, oh, it's other shit.
Like, try to push a narrative that, like,
oh, yeah, like Blasie would never do that.
Bro, Blasie told me the day when I was looking for a place,
he said, bro, pull up right now, like, wherever.
Like, you know, you, same thing.
Like, nigga, I would have if I wasn't.
No, brother, you feel me?
No, but listen.
Staying in my damn wrong.
What I'm saying is, nigga,
if for me and you to be homies that long,
like, I shouldn't have to call you and ask you about that.
You feel me?
So, like, that's just how I feel.
about it? I never said nothing because that was still my
homie, but you're not going to get on camera.
I mean, he still is my honey.
He could probably be mad about this, whatever.
But you're not going to get on camera and lie and try to put yourself up.
Like, oh, yeah, man, like, that's why, you know what I offered to him.
He didn't want to come.
I didn't want to come because his wife sent me this long-ass message about, like,
I wouldn't want to ruin your friendship.
I wouldn't want to have to evict you.
Like, you have to, like, promise me you're going to pay rent.
Like, nigga, what do you think?
How do you think I've been living in the last?
three like you know the last years i've been like i i like i pay my bills now now one thing i
can say is that you ain't never been broke i ain't never heard you say hey i need money or
anything like that it was literally need in a place to stay and i know how it is when you don't
have like i don't know about your credit but when you don't have credit like that and you can't
i just never had nothing in my name like that exactly oh wait oh wait wait this is what got me the
most so the next day after she like sent me all that shit or whatever like i think that's when
they start posting the actual unit and the details about it.
Tell me why the price that she had posted on her story is less.
It's $1,000 less than what he told me on the phone.
So I'm like, bro, you was really trying to spend me.
And I let the shit go.
I didn't say nothing, bro, but you are not about to go on camera and act like you're
holier than now, like, whatever.
So the niggit could be mad all he want.
I chose not to bring it up because it just didn't even feel right to even bring up.
So you haven't spoken to him about this yet.
Bro, I just talked to the nigga like two days ago.
I had no idea about that.
And then like, I seen that shit and I was just like, nah, bro, come on.
When is that from that stream?
Literally a couple days ago.
No, a couple days.
So I was in.
When was you in Vegas?
I was in Vegas this weekend.
What?
You know, I'd be moving, bro.
Yeah, no, for real.
I always be moving around.
But I was on some low-key shit.
You feel me?
Like, I was chilling.
He was on stream.
He was a low-key.
I mean, once I figured out.
No, you fucking teleported out there, dog.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, when did you go and come back?
Bro, I literally flew back and I did the news yesterday.
You feel me?
No, but you was like at functions in L.A. this weekend.
I was going.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm mad at you.
I'm impressed.
Josh should tell you, that's what I do.
I'll be dipping.
I'll be going to, like, for weeks at time.
Josh looks stressed.
But I ain't going to lie, bro.
Because I ain't about it.
Same black Superman.
Black Superman.
What happened with, you know, with all the streams.
And I feel like, you know,
once Pylor got off of disconnected,
you know, it was just a lot of shit
getting thrown his way.
So, like, on some real niggins shit,
when he was in Vegas and he hit me up
and he was like, hey, where are you at?
I'm like, come pull up
because I don't want no, you know,
thinking it's bad blood
and shit is coming from our shit.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's like, niggas are saying
all this shit
and the niggas are thinking,
oh, you know, we laughing at him
and we joking with him
getting fired and something like that.
So it's like, oh, nigga, no,
you're the homie still.
If you want me to, you know,
get on stream.
I'm gonna get on stream and you know
and I brought up
I sat right there
we chill me and him
Ali we just over there talking
we just having regular conversation
now I would be fucked up
that if I said something
about the personal conversation
me and you had
when the situation
presented himself
especially on camera in front of everybody else
and then too it's like
I'm glad you didn't do that but
I'm glad that you remember though
that you knew
come on now when it's something like that
but I'm always gonna make sure
it's like you know
if I was to say something right there
then it's like, oh, you're talking about me behind my back and shit like that?
Where it's like, nah, I'd rather you stay there and say what you're saying right now.
Or you put the information out there so I can sit there and say, okay, I know what you're talking about because you literally called me.
Like the next day after.
The next day after.
Do you feel like he was being disrespectful the way he said?
Because it didn't come off like he was being disrespectful.
I took it a disrespect because, nigger, like everybody, everybody want to say, yo, if you need anything, if you need anything, I got you.
And when it really comes down to it, not that many people mean that.
Okay, so I have one question in phone.
This is what I was going to ask earlier.
Has there ever been, and I'm just saying this so it can be clarified, because I know what the people are going to be thinking right now.
Has there ever been an incident where you weren't responsible as far as him and like left him in.
I never asked that nigga for a cheeseburger before all my mama.
Like we all, we all.
I can't say on some personal shit, bro.
I've asked other people for shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But me and him, specifically, no.
But the house phone, like, you got to understand.
This is, like, state of emergency.
Right.
You feel me?
Like, he pulled up on me, bro, and not to say nothing to put him to business out there,
but, nigga, he pulled up on me with all his shit in his car, bro.
Everything.
He came for, you know, a sex bill, but, you know what I'm saying?
My focus was a little off at that day.
His focus was off.
The bluechew?
Yeah.
Literally a blue choo.
You feel me?
He came for a blue choo, but when I've seen that, I'm,
I'm like, hey, bro, I need to use the couch or anything.
Like, nigga, you can, you could do it.
You could do it.
You feel me?
You know, because I feel like, that's what we're supposed to do.
I'm taught.
But that's what I'm saying.
Nigel, we homies and shit, too.
Because, like, nigga, me and this nigga been on the phone.
This nigga crying my nigga.
I'm tearing up, nigga.
Yeah, bro.
We have real personal conversation.
So I know exactly what he's going through.
And I will hope somebody, especially somebody is supposed to be.
I'm like, bro, it's no way that you sit next to me every week.
And you didn't know that I seriously need.
Like, like, you know,
Like once it got to like the fourth excuse of like just some random shit, I'm just like,
all right, bro.
And like at the end of the day, nigga, you don't owe me shit.
Like, like, you don't owe like me giving me first dibs, whatever.
But like, shit, at least I'm not like these other niggas asking for a lower, lower price.
Like, I had the bread right then, ready to go.
And you told him, I got it, deposit, whatever.
But the cred.
I didn't even get a chance to even tell him that because he told me it was a thousand dollars more than it actually was.
But you look at niggas like brothers, you feel me?
And I don't use the word brother loosely.
if I say you my brother, I'd do anything for you.
I'm like, bro.
Just like if Lush said, hey, bro, I need X, Y, Z.
You can have it.
Josh, you can have it.
Any of you niggas can have it.
If I had any inclination that niggas needed somewhere to stay,
and like, not only do I have where I stay,
you can stay there, nigga, or, nigga,
we got a whole apartment that we're trying to rent out in the area
that's kind of close to you.
Maybe you want to check it out.
Like, I had to see that online first.
know life. But I'm just, I'm too pride for to even really admit sometimes like when shit
be really bothering me. When it's really bothering me. Because nigga, like, I would just, I would
just never like, but you, you're not supposed to do stuff to get the exact, you know, like.
Bro, it's a lot of niggas. It's a lot of niggas in jail right now because they felt like they
didn't, instead of ask somebody for help, they went, they, when it hit a lick real quick,
they want to do something because of the pride. And, and see, I'm with that.
But if somebody you feel is your brother, if I feel you my brother,
we shouldn't have no fucking secrets when it comes down to when we fucked up.
Because that's when you're supposed to show up when it's a time of need,
when it's shit like that.
Or at the very least, what I would want somebody to do is be transparent about like,
look, I can't have you there.
Yeah, bro.
That's all you had to say.
My girl don't want you to be there.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Anything like that?
We're trying to get more money.
Like, you feel like.
Anything like that.
I think, though, that he was.
I think that he was being more nonchalant.
Do I feel that he cares for you?
Yeah, obviously.
I do feel that way.
Yeah, I'm not saying that that's not the case.
And there ain't no excuse, but I know, like, there's many coronas that niggas dream.
He probably, he probably was like, you feel me throwing that shit off and everything like that.
And I think now that he knows how serious it is, because even when he said what he said to me on stream,
it was very confident.
Bro, he said it like, he was.
And that's why I was like, bro, that's what made, that's what pissed me off about it.
I'm not black I'm old Jay.
Bro,
bro,
that's what pissed me off about it
because I was like,
it's no way this niggas finish it.
I'm like,
does he really think that he did that?
Or like,
there's no way.
Like,
nigga like,
I damn never have to be like,
bro,
like,
please, like just,
like I have nowhere else to stay.
Like for him to,
for him to then double back
and call me and be like,
oh,
like,
what kind of homie would I be?
Like,
come on.
So were you the most upset
about just the fact that he brought it up
or the fact that he was the fact that he was
trying to like cap like
he was like such a good homie
and then you didn't want it.
Yeah, and I didn't want, like, nigger,
I didn't want it because you made me feel weird about it
after I had to ask you five times about it.
It did come across his house phone being irresponsible again.
Like, you know?
Like, well, I offered him somewhere.
Everybody tries to help him and he didn't take that.
Like, no, fuck that, you're not going to.
Like, you're not fend-ass nigger.
Like, you're not fend to get on there and just lie, bro.
Like, I had, like, what?
Like, I would read the message verbatim, bro.
Like, come on.
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Yeah, man, don't miss out because if you're going to be,
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Yeah, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
But literally, like, right now.
Right now, right now?
Right now, right now, bro.
I'm getting so tired of everybody asking for fucking favors.
Yeah, bro.
People do not really.
It's holiday time, bro.
Fuck the holiday time, bro.
It's just that people ain't fucking genuine, bro.
Yeah.
And I know, bro, I know what it is in life to go up and down and go up and down.
And when you're going down, motherfuckers ain't nowhere to be found.
Motherfuckus was not shooting with me in the gym, bro.
Unless you know.
Yeah.
The niggas is not after all the shit niggis do, bro.
So it's like, man.
And it just seemed like, even like today, bro, like seven people.
I'm like, come on, man.
Listen, I already made it pretty clear that, like, I'm only taking my family to the show.
Like, I'm not, no random bitches, none of the homie.
Huh?
Pillup.
Come sit down, Scarface.
Yeah.
I'm coming, buddy.
I'm coming, Cripface.
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Wow.
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about your fashion Nova socks.
You've been working at the body shop today or what's going on?
Oh my God, bro.
Gotta come in roasting, right?
Come on, man.
Got to come in roasting.
We came in talking about some no-jumper drama.
You missed some more office beef, so hey.
Who's beef?
Well, not necessarily office beef, but, yeah, David Russell 2.0, your minion is about to put this up.
Oh, Remo.
Yeah, Remo.
It's already up, for show.
How do you feel about Remo?
I fucks with Remo's punctuality.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Although, you know, I do miss my boy D Russ.
No, no, no.
I mean, hey.
I do.
D Russ, D, D Russ, D.
Josh is like, yes, the king.
You can't ever disrespect the goat.
The goat.
Keep in mind that this is a man who came in the game as huge Kiki fan on Reddit.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a, that's a bold title.
And, uh, he made his impact in the no jumper universe.
He made his impact in the no jumber universe.
Yeah, skis does cry.
He made him.
I think that what is it,
Remio, Remo. Rimo.
I think,
Rimeo.
I think, Finding Remo.
Rimeo.
I think Remo.
Rembo.
It's Rembo.
It's Rimeo.
I think it's Rimeo.
Rimeo and Juliet.
I think it's literally David Russell.
Are you willing to?
I think David Russell just rebranded.
I don't know, because there's like stylistic differences that I've caught up.
Well, I think that he's trying to change it up so he doesn't get caught up.
You got to have an editing skill
Exactly.
D. Russ was a cinematic
Auteur.
You know what Adam did.
He couldn't control David Russell.
He said he gave the other guy to bagging now.
No, but we tried to reach out of David Russell.
I was fully open to the idea of working with him or whatever,
and then he never wanted to get in touch,
which is the main reason why me and many other people.
I'm not going to consolidate it to somebody in the office.
Look at that shit eating grin on teapot's face.
Tea pot.
Oh, yeah?
I'm looking at him way different now.
I think it's the whole editing team together.
Oh, that's what they're really doing in there.
It's the whole sack team.
It's all the sack boys.
You know how they have Pretty Ricky?
David Russell, but it's like four members.
It's all of Sacramento boys.
Like Travis Porter, but it's the Sacramento boys.
I just think that there's a good chance that he's like Shatoshi.
He's like Shatoshi.
Travis Potter.
Once again, I interrupted for a lush pun.
I think it's like Satoshi, the guy who invented Bitcoin, where nobody actually knows it
It's one person or it's like an organization.
Or maybe the guy, Yoshi.
Or Yoshi, a cute green little dragon that you can jump around on.
I love being interrupted for puns.
Yes.
Yes.
Shout out the pun.
Let's definitely focus on that.
Oh, the punstigators.
Shut out to Ace Boy.
Fuck both of you.
What?
On some real shit.
Is he doing the no jumper clips now?
Yes.
Because I was going to say.
Who, Rimeo?
Whoever's doing the no jumper clips, they're putting shit up way more swiftly and that's
going to be way more effective.
Whoa.
Yeah, kudos to him.
So, damn, he's out of mind, though.
Shoot your shot.
Every single time you say something crazy, take a shot at your ops, boom, he's clipping it.
Boom, he's clipping it.
I don't have the okay on this.
So there's a very serious chance that he might clip something that I don't fuck with.
But hey, say it and it might get through.
Actually, probably Josh Love was told him not to do that again.
Yeah, you're going to ban them.
There's probably all kinds of crazy shit up right now.
No, but like yesterday.
I'm late because I was doing a 16 shot of visuals interview, by the way.
How was that one?
You did the 16th, 16 interview.
No, second.
Well, no, first.
He never interviewed me before.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, he interviewed you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So, you really busted your head?
Yeah, you like that?
How many stitches?
Eight.
What the fuck?
You know what the sick fuck said he was going to undo it himself?
I'm fucking trying to make an appointment to do it and they're trying to tell me I got to wait until like next Tuesday.
I'm like I'm not doing it.
I'm going to fucking go in there because I know how to do it myself or I have going to help me.
All you got to do is just take the tweezer, pull it out a little bit.
Snip it off.
You're good.
It don't look like it's quite ready yet.
Yeah, you should let it.
She let it meridate a little bit, bro.
Yeah, you're going to bust.
I don't know, man.
I don't feel like I'm like a hot dude.
I feel like I'm kind of like an ugly fuck anyway.
So I don't feel like this is making it that much worse.
It's like, if this happened to Heidi Klum or fucking, you know, house phone or somebody who's like really known for just being beautiful, it would be different.
What about Lush?
Exactly.
Man, but I see.
That was my first thought.
There's so many different lushes.
Like, where people post photos of him from bag of the day, it's just.
Just like, I've seen so many different, like, versions.
There's like a rockabilly fucking lush.
There's like a big thugged out lush.
Like, I don't know.
This is mad luscious.
Cholo Lush.
You just had different lives.
Mad races.
He's never was racist.
Gangs.
Don't put that.
He's black on October.
Yeah.
But at the end of the day, this is now the most lush you ever going to see.
There's a lot of lush at the current judge.
You look like you're trying to get compared to Josh right now.
There's a lot of us.
This is a Josh fit.
Let's be real.
That is a Josh fit.
There was a comment.
There was literally a comment, and I forgot.
I think it was on community.
There was a comment and said,
yo,
I used to love this guy on no jumper sports.
He's fucking,
that shit leaned me.
And he wasn't joking.
He was dead.
He was dead to fuck out.
He just thinks you got mad turned out since then.
Yeah.
Listen,
he has the on.
He has the on-field jersey.
Like,
come on.
There's literal blood stains.
This is a fucking Minnesota-Pi-District 10 hockey jersey.
Josh goes to one.
race wedding.
I love it.
It's lit.
Did you ever have dreads like Josh too?
No.
I heard that's, I don't, but that's not even actually what you were doing in, in,
on the East Coast.
See, I made the,
wait a minute.
Baby Mannheim.
You know why I fuck with you, baby Mannheim?
Yeah, shut out.
Shout out.
I see the little Josh is hanging out with all the black people.
I love it.
Hey, I love the, but literally Josh sees the tip drill video and becomes lush one.
no yeah
smoke's math once
is little teddy and who
Teddy
Teddy with fucking
Jamal and Frederick
that's fucking racist
guy
yeah out of pocket
it's a black name
how many
you're on you know
that's what I'm saying
how many Jammals you do
not enough
because I don't know any black people
Jamal
was like technically
the blackest name
I remember reading
in like 1980
yeah
I remember reading this a long time ago
I think
I think you read this
on here before too
we like Google
No, yeah, we talked about it, because I think it was in Freakonomics.
Let's be real.
Jamal, Malcolm.
The blackest name is like Marcus and like Brandon.
How many Brandon's?
Come on.
I got 9,000 Brandon.
I know a hell of white brandons too, though.
True.
You know what I was thinking about the other day?
So there's this movie that we've barely talked about and none of us have seen Black Adam.
I was trying to think.
I'm like, do I know any Black Adams?
Like, is Adam a name that you ever?
You're the only Black Adams.
Actually, okay, no way, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Rest of peace to Adam Armstrong, BMX dude from back of the day.
Adam Armstrong, he was black, but I'm just saying like, I can't.
Ain't a nigga name, Adam.
I know one.
Who else?
I know one.
Literally the homie ARP that runs a battle league, a rare breed.
His name is Adam?
The name's Adam.
Really?
Interesting.
Black dude, he's like older than us.
He's in his 40s.
Like, I ain't a white people named Barthalemew.
There's got to be more.
If you know a black guy named Adam, turn him into a no jumper fanatic.
Please.
There's no black people named Connor.
No.
Um, Tanner.
No.
Definitely not Tanner.
No.
Maybe a Connor.
That's fucked up.
If you have a boy,
he and Connor.
Yeah.
That's a last name.
It's in the name.
Wait, wait, Adam,
you know what you need to do?
Immediately after you take your damn,
uh, stitches out and shit,
you need some coconut oil,
some shay butter.
He's going to clear that right up, buddy.
You and the shade butter, bro.
Don't, don't, don't borrow shade butter from houseboat.
Yeah, eat some saltine crackers.
I was thinking about hitting you up and wondering if you wanted to actually
fuck the hole before it's fully healed up.
What?
Anyway.
You look like me when I got a hit in the face with a beer bottle.
How about this?
Housewoman puts shade butter on his balls.
22 goes to fucking Cedarsanai, Friday morning.
Whatever.
I go in there, Cedar Sinuses, and the fucking nurse is bad as shit.
Let's go.
She's got the mask on.
Pretty Asian girl, but she got her eyes fully done.
The eye makeup is on fleek.
her hair is all like curly and flowy in the back.
I don't even know what it's called.
I didn't smell it.
I should have got a sniff.
But like she's,
I'm pretty sure she knew who I was because she,
when she took my fucking blood,
she's shaking.
And I'm just like,
I didn't say it,
but I'm like,
are you always like this?
Are you just doing this
because I'm the 22ster?
And, uh,
I don't know,
man,
I was kind of freaked out by the whole thing.
I'm just like,
like,
wondering, like,
what's the last time you've been to a public hospital like that?
A public hospital.
It's in Beverly Hills.
That's a nice public hospital.
the hospital.
No.
One of the best.
Yeah.
Yeah, but.
It's the same place where my kid was born.
Yeah, but the back,
walked down memory lane.
But the emergency room is grimy there.
Emergency room is grimy anywhere.
Yeah,
because that's,
yeah,
it's like,
you don't want to go to the emergency room.
Yeah.
Unless you really need to go.
I'm going to assume that the Beverly Hill,
Cederson and I fucking,
fucking,
uh,
emergency room.
I'm going to assume it was better than the one in Hawthorne or
downtown L.A.
Oh, no.
The,
the Gardena fucking,
um,
hospital.
You're dead if you go there.
But, hey, Cedars is still,
Cedars down the street from the Playboys is right there.
The what?
The Playboys.
Oh, yeah.
You're right there.
Like, it's.
I definitely seen a car that said
Savvy Third on the license plate.
Bro.
Speaking of that Guardian of Hospital.
I wonder if it's him.
Do you know what happened at the Guardian of Hospital, bro?
My mom passed away there.
No, no.
My auntie passed away there too.
But, nigga, they had so many fucking bodies at COVID.
Because of COVID, they ran out of bodies that they literally had bodies.
They ran out of space.
out of space, they had bodies
outside of the...
In trash bags.
Yes, in trash bags.
All this is bad.
Bodies on bodies on bodies.
The problem with those...
The problem with those masks, though,
she, like, she look all bad, right?
Take off the mask and it's lush ones' teeth.
Yeah.
What you don't do?
Now, if she got lush teeth, like, super paws,
she's giving the gawk,
gawk,
10,000.
But it's just so unfair to think that a woman is super hot
when 70% of their face
is covered up, you know?
Just having nice eyes is not that hard.
I mean, yeah, if you got nice eyes and nice rack.
Because what's you got a big ass gap?
But that's like walking around and...
Put you digging it.
Walk around the Middle East.
You got a bunch of Kardashian-looking ass bitches with their faces covered up
and you know they bad as hell.
Yes, some of them, but some of them are not at all.
They probably don't even have modern dentistry, don't they?
Some of them look like disaster.
They got their, they got their beers lined up.
The Ocky-Way.
George.
Sure.
That's about the third time we did this already.
It's funny here to me because I had heard it yet.
Oh, my God, man.
Man, how did you enjoy yourself?
We got to have the Aki Way on here, man.
Fucking, Ra.
Listen, listen, man.
Shout out to my boy.
Is it Rahim, I'm assuming?
Shout out to my boy, Rahim, man.
It's such a genuine guy, bro.
Crazy.
Honestly, meeting him in New York was, like, surreal for me.
I watched countless hours of this man's videos.
and the fact that I got to customize my own
beef patty chopped cheese with
mozzarella sticks, bacon and spinach.
Amazing. But I still have...
Why didn't you come?
I think that was the day I was doing interviews.
Sure.
That's when we got loose on your ass.
I was hanging out with neck row, so, you know.
I can't do everything all at once.
You're hanging out with neck roll.
I wish I...
With neck roll.
No, that's a neck roll.
How are you going to say my joke?
No, but look.
So like every time he would introduce a new ingredient or a new step,
AD would just start losing his mind.
So he'll be like, first we put the bacon on the grill.
And he's like, oh my God.
He just like, I can't take it.
Oh, my God.
He was a big ass kid, bro.
For sure.
He was kind of elitist when I asked him about because I asked him, I'm like,
you're Muslim.
You don't eat pork, but you're cooking up baked.
I didn't know that he.
Turkey, but.
Like, turkey bacon.
He has not sold any ham, any, whatever.
He's just fully halal with this shit.
No way.
And he goes...
The bacon is the best turkey bacon.
That shit looked like real bacon, though.
I would not know that.
He was saying, he was saying, he was just like,
let me tell you, all of these Arabs use pig.
Like, they all use it.
Like, he's straight.
And I thought he was saying that he as well uses it.
And then he's like, oh, hell no, I don't.
No, no.
Them, they do it.
They do it.
No, no, no.
No.
He told us fire stories.
He's just talking about having the blicky on him in high school.
He was telling a hard story.
I was telling a Lusher story.
He was telling about how he went to the All-Crip High School,
and he had the one blood, homie,
and he had to, like, mediate the fade so they wouldn't jump him
and all this other shit.
He has one of them voices that could mediate it.
Stop it, you guys.
Let's love each other.
No, no.
Shake each other's hand.
You got to appreciate somebody with just an interesting cadence to all their sentences,
because it's like, that shit he says,
then you put it on the grow!
Like that.
Yeah, it's so good.
Where did he get that fucking announcement?
He just freestyled it, bro.
That's some shit you could never come up with on purpose.
But he did.
He freestyled it and he seen that it was working and he just ran with it, bro.
That's a real New Yorker, man.
Bro.
So positive, bro.
He's super positive.
I've never met someone or just seen someone who just like, bro, he realizes how blessed
and how unique of a situation that he's in and he's basking in it and he's super humble
about it.
You want to root for him.
You want him to win.
Bro, that's what I had, bro, I knew nothing about the local bodega man.
I never grew up with a bodega man.
So I'm like, bro, this is literally, I'm feeling like this is my homie through the fucking phone
screen before I even met, bro.
That's like one of the biggest differences between L.A. and New York culture where I feel
like they got a big one up on us because we are like met by with nothing but suspicion
from the dude at the L.I.
We don't talk to them, right?
They have bodegas.
We got 7-Eleven.
Right.
You know, you know, you don't want to eat a sandwich out of there.
But, okay, living in the hood is different, right?
Because you'll have some cool, like, local corner store type vibe, right?
We have fire-your-ass mama pop shops and-cours.
Because, like, when we were in the bounty hunters, they had a nice, like, local corner store.
Yeah, but then it's a liquor store out here.
It's a different type of vibe.
It's not the same vibe.
There's no hard liquor.
It's a little bit more of a chill vibe.
You can't, like, really.
You can't drink yourself to death off of fucking four locals in here.
Maybe you can.
You can't walk into the bodega.
I mean, you can't walk into the liquor stores here.
and get a fucking chopped steak sandwich with fresh portobello mushrooms and banana pepper.
From talking to him, it just really made me realize like, damn, we got to take bodega culture
and just straight cultural vol to that shit.
Not a lot of here.
Well, if you see the last food show.
If you see the last food show.
If you see the last we hungry, we went to the one downtown.
No, and, you know, in the valley.
I'm talking about us doing it.
See, that's where you're going to talk about some other dudes doing it.
But that's where you will see shit like that.
In the Valle, you'll see things like that way more likely than in the city.
You know what I'm saying?
There was an impanata place in Hawthorne.
And it was like a bodega style.
Like you get some goya beans.
They got one over here too.
Really?
No, but that's what I'm saying.
Like, okay, there is a, it's literally called DTLA Bodega.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Guess how much they still the chopped cheese for?
It's super expensive.
$15.
$15.
But does it taste like the chop cheese.
Jason has some place out here.
There's a place in Hollywood.
I think it's the same shit, right?
Jason was talking about it.
It's like a bodega or some shit,
and it's like a high-end sandwich place that rips off all that shit.
Honestly, high-key, I'm down because if I did it, I would do the same thing.
I'm going to charge you out the house too.
There's an amazing spot, and it's on...
And it's 24 hours.
It's on Alameda in Victory in Burbank.
And they have, they have like a whole burger restaurant and breakfast burritos in there,
and it's a full service, L-I-Q as well.
It's dope.
L-I-Q.
Liquor store.
Liquor.
The LIQ.
I like that.
I can't think of any spot in L.A.
Where you could get a chopped cheese or like a good deli sandwich and buy alcohol and everything.
Yeah, that's true.
That's the closest, I swear.
But this motherfucker is about to go global with it.
Can you feel it?
He's totally going to get a deal and like franchise this and open five of them.
He's the perfect storm.
He'd be on the food network doing this shit.
He's the perfect storm, bro.
It's his personality.
He needs a manager to get him on all over TV.
China Mac.
Sure.
Sure.
China Mac.
China Mac was sure is doing, doing, like, he really pushing the issue for him, too.
Right.
Bro.
Are we going to his shit?
I guess he's doing the shit Thursday and Saturday.
Thursday and Saturday.
We threw that whole, bro.
The Adam 22 diet may not allow for an entire sandwich, but I could definitely take a few
bites.
Take a bite or two.
We got to bring some cereal.
Half of one of those things still has like four mozzarella sticks in it.
Bro, you've earned a cheat day.
Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
I ate a fucking, ooh, I ate a double cheeseburger from Huyho burger.
You been there yet?
I had that the other day.
What's that?
Hey, that shit is fire.
I haven't seen you get this excited.
I hope burger be bonk it.
Let me make sure it's the same exact one
because I think we're talking about the same shit.
You can get pastrami on the burger.
Hold on.
That sounds crazy.
You can get the spicy onion jam.
That's what I need that.
That's what I got.
Stupid.
And I got the cheesecake dog.
I didn't get the cheesecake.
You were just talking about this earlier.
That was my cheat meal because, you know,
I partially have this fucking diet I'm on to blame for this hole in my head.
But now every time, yes.
Yes.
The spicy jam.
I love that we're ordering from the same location.
That makes me feel very close to you.
Yeah.
Pause.
But, you know...
I'm going there right after.
Every time I look at this fucking hole in my head,
this Harry Potter scar in my dome.
The boy, who could?
I just remember, that is my reminder right there
that I have to continue this weight loss journey,
even if it means that I'm going to end up with ten holes in my head.
It's like a blood sugar thing?
What the fuck happens?
Yeah, I'm going to say, what do you mean?
I think I've been starving his fucking self when he passed out.
Okay, so think about...
trying to get skinny. Black Adam has
high blood pressure. White
Adam has low
blood pressure. Black Adam has
regulated blood pressure. I get great.
Now, yes. Black Adam
almost had a stroke. I'm just saying that
like apparently when you do a shitload of cardio
and apparently the fact, like especially when you
lose a lot of weight in a short period of time and stuff
that this can be kind of like
your body doesn't know what the fuck's going on.
I've always had this thing in my life.
I don't know if you guys can relate where if I'm
sitting down for a long time, my breath
gets real shallow.
And then if I just stand up, it's like
at the hospital, they said
the blood all goes to your feet and it's
not properly spread up to your brain
once you stand up. So your body
takes a few seconds to get adjusted and that's
what happens when I like space out
and just I'm sort of like, oh, like it happens
to me once in a while. It doesn't usually happen here
because I can sit here doing
a two hour podcast, but it's never going to happen
because I'm not that relaxed.
Because I'm like talking. You're engaged.
Yeah, I'm really engaged. So it would never happen
to me on here, but at home, when I'm sitting on the couch watching YouTube videos for an hour,
and then I just jump up.
And, like, when this happened, it was because I was asleep.
I just jump up.
To, like, try to go chase the kid or whatever.
Yes, and I have, and I jumped up really suddenly because the cat jumped on top of me,
and I'm like, ooh, I'm going to run out there and just, like, put the cat in the kid's face
and make her laugh.
And then, boom, here I am bleeding all over the floor.
Luckily, she didn't know what she was looking at.
She's looking at me bleeding out.
Just, yeah.
Catch up.
She's laughing.
But Lena had, like, an almost, like, near death panic attack, bro.
She's screeching.
And so when I come back to life, I was only out.
You were unconscious?
I wasn't like unconscious, but, yeah, I guess I was for like a split second.
Grand Mason, you'd have fucks herself to death.
I come out of this like brief blackout to Lennah in my face.
No, what the fuck?
Oh my God!
She's screaming at the top of her lungs.
And I'm just like, boo!
And then I just start to see the blood raining down onto the floor.
She's probably like, what the fuck?
What the fuck happened?
What happened?
I'm like, no clue.
You think she knocked you out?
You don't even remember feeling it.
Now, I remember getting up, going to the door, and then I remember waking up.
And then she remembers, she sees me, like, leaning against the door, like, bracing myself.
Like, because I was kind of getting this head high, like, fucking space out thing.
And then at first she's like, what are you doing?
Come on.
Like, because I'm just sort of, like, standing in the doorway, like, awkwardly holding the door.
she doesn't realize what's happening.
If she had known what was happening,
she would have been able to sort of like come over
and just kind of like grab me and like help me
to like be gracefully cool.
Yeah, and instead I'd fucking go head first
into the door.
I know she was super scared.
Yeah.
She was bones because she's like, Josh, this is your fault.
And she said that she's always wondered what she would do
in that kind of situation with like me
or anyone that she's like with or that she has to like help take care of
like what would she do.
And we find out that she's actually going to lose her mind
to scream at the top of her long.
But at least an attendee at the house.
At least you know she that she cares and she's not like.
I'll die, but at least she'll be upset.
You know what's crazy?
When they put you on blood pressure medication,
they tell you, because I'm one of the people that just jumps up out of bed.
Right.
And they're like, oh, you turn your swag on?
Do you take a look at the mirror and say, what's up?
Yeah.
That's a good.
I'm getting, buddy.
Imagine AD doing that in the morning, turning his swag on.
Well, maybe.
Maybe I'll need like, that's like vulgar.
That's you.
That's an interpretive dance version of it.
No, but he'd be doing that.
I believe my swag.
He was in river dance.
That's how we met.
I believe it.
I don't know why.
I know how to river dance.
Why do I have so much energy to that?
Okay.
Can you all stop ticking around?
Smack talking about his prayer dance yesterday.
What I was, what I was saying is, is that, you know, when you take the blood pressure
medication.
Or the crib pressure medication.
You can't move the way that you want to.
it's a move. So the first time I took it
and I tried to jump up out of bed, it kind of
like knocked me out too. Where it's like,
wait, hold on. You got to be like, do this shit
real slow. So wait, you turned your
swag off. You turned it on slowly.
I was like, oh my God, this is weird.
You know those light
those light switches where you can like choose the gradient
of the light? That's 80's swag.
That's honestly the best kind of light.
I like that. Dude, once you have that in a room,
it becomes really hard to get used to not have it, right?
It's elite housing.
your phone, I turn all my shit on my phone.
I refuse to learn how to use that.
Nick, that's the what?
It sounds great.
Yeah.
I don't know how.
That's elite house products right there.
Even, even my garage.
Nigger, I do it with my phone.
You can gradient the light?
Do you know the song in the garage by Weezer?
No, but I know.
You got to listen to it.
Weezer. Hey.
Weezer fire, though.
Buddy Holly.
No, I thought that was Weezer.
I don't know.
What's the island of the sun?
I'm right, right, Josh.
That's them too.
Yeah, yeah.
Those are always.
Oh, I know what I'm talking about.
But they have a song.
They have a song called In the Garage that will make you very sympathetic or very like sentimental thinking about people in the garage.
In the garage, especially if you're somebody like me who especially lately, I've been spending a lot of time in that garage.
That's because your own family was going.
Yeah.
What are you doing, Jack and offender?
Is that the Jack Jack Jack, the garage?
No, no, no.
No, but every time I go on Twitch, there's somebody.
He got inches.
There's mad people in the chat.
What?
Like, you got spots.
You got different, you got, you got, you got fields.
Yeah.
You got venues.
I'm just saying you got a, you got a big Lance.
Adam, Jesus.
A big landscape.
Hey, your crib.
I think it's portrait mode.
It ain't landscape.
Masturbation venues.
He said, what?
He finally outgave me.
Horny fuck.
He doesn't understand.
But no, I've been, I don't know.
I've just been doing a lot of lifting weights in the ground.
They told me how to take five days off.
I'm going to this fucking hole in my head.
So now I'm going to start looking.
You look like you down to a damn, like medium shirt right now.
I know.
You like, you like withering the way.
You've a show.
You've a show an extra medium.
Thank you.
Accus me of having an eating disorder.
It turns me on.
He tried to.
He tried to ask China Mac for an exhale shirt earlier.
I was like, nigga, you are a large for show.
You're definitely a large.
I have been resorting.
Bro, you got the opioid crisis.
That shirt is fire.
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yeah well yeah you know there's a red wave going on right now
I'm pretty sure I haven't looked at Twitter in like
an hour and a half but I'm pretty sure that the
Republicans are like taking over the United States
as we speak. Isn't today Trump
said he was going to announce again? He
already did, I thought. He did?
But he's like, I think, waiting until
the midterms are done. And then he's going to announce
and he's taking shots at Ron DeSantis.
So let's put this in perspective. This is like
Jay Z and Nas going at each other. Because Ron
DeSantis and Trump are the two plausible
Republican candidates.
Trump is going to be, we already know what's going to happen.
No, I don't know, man. It's not a
You really think that? It's not a sure thing. They love
DeSantis. Wow. They love him. And he's way.
So Desantis is going to be like, like, Trump,
you 78 in a karate class?
See, it's very touchy for DeSantis
because he doesn't want to go full all in
on Trump because Trump is like, that's a lot
of his potential voters
are like diehard Trump supporters, you know?
So he's got to be very,
very, and DeSantis's image
is that he doesn't get super messy.
He's kind of nuts, but he doesn't like fully get in the muck.
He might basically have like a lot of the same policy ideas
as Trump, but he doesn't like present it in such a vitriolic way.
He's a more palatable version of Trump for sure.
Because Trump was.
fully dissing him in a fucking press,
or in one of his rallies.
What was he called him?
Ron,
Ron does the shithead or something?
I forget.
Some crazy ass nickname that, like,
damn, that's gonna, I don't know.
They're gonna be going to war.
And then meanwhile, I'm sorry.
They can't run Biden.
Like, you might as well just accept right now
the Republicans are taking over this shit.
They can't run Biden.
It's not happening.
Nobody wants him to run.
So who do they got?
They got nobody.
Biden's literally at this point,
it's like, he's a zombie.
He's the walking dead.
No, he is actually dead.
He is no longer alive.
He shook the air's hand.
He's sniffing little girls.
Yo, those deep dive
YouTubes of him massaging some little girl's shoulders.
We could probably make a video like that about you too.
Damn.
What?
You're going to be so beautiful when you get older.
I told her no serious dating until you're 30
sure sure no she turns into the hockey waves
no no it's a solid tick
a solid call back to like 2 o'clock earlier today
all right so so realistically what the fuck are we talking about
what are the important things of the day we had sent to discuss
we sent you other things I can talk about anything and I'm just going to be real
I already talked about Kanye and Kyrie Irving with Vlad 16 shot him, Danny Mullen.
So we could talk about it.
I got one.
I'm a little over it.
Flacco thinking Drake shouted him out in the album.
It's been amazing.
I mean, Flacco clearly, he has an inflated sense of self.
And even my therapist, when I mentioned Flaco one time, which says a lot about my relationship
with Flaco, that I would need to mention it to my therapist.
He stresses you out that much?
No, but she, because she lives in like fucking Costa Rica.
some shit and she's just like you she's like I watched this clip that you mentioned of flaco she goes
you might he's like this and all of us she goes you do realize that flaco means skinny in
Spanish right that was my first thought no the comments have definitely informed me of that yeah that
that shit really threw me off about him but I do want to say shout out to flaco and like gordo because
he he he has held he has held the crew down in recent recent memory he does and then also it's like
Flacco, you know, he's taking, we're putting, we're pushing to have him have more of a role with the social media and everything like that.
Which he's great at.
Yeah, even though he is also insane with some of the other things that he does on the internet.
He's insane, but he's loyal, though.
And that's what I respect about Flaco.
He may be, he may be a piece of shit.
He may be stinky sometimes.
But he's a loyal guy.
And I can respect it because I know where he stands.
So, so functify.
No, but the way that's, that nigga, like, he really adores Adam, though.
Pause.
Oh, my God.
Adora's guy.
He really, he thinks you every time.
No, Adam's response to the initial tweet is impeccable.
That's the best thing I've seen.
And I ruined his trolling him.
Yeah, yeah, you did.
I said, I don't see a single poetic chungus bar.
Did you see us trying to troll him?
No.
Oh, my God.
What, you were telling him that it really was about him?
Me and Lush was like, hey, we're so proud of you.
He's running with it.
And then I'm sending the thumb guy, A.D., pun, and lush trolls Flacco.
And I accidentally sent it to him.
And he says, what the fuck?
No.
How could he be called Flocko?
And not no, because he took his name because he was a fucking massive Aesap Rocky fan.
Yeah.
But we told him that.
He's like, no.
He's crazy.
That's what he got the name from?
That's where he has the name from.
And he didn't put two and two together.
I assume that Dr.
Isn't Drake like shouting out of Aesap Rocky all the fucking time?
Yes.
He's not even shouting him out.
He's like getting.
at him because it's like contentious
with the whole thing with Rihanna.
That's what I was thinking, but I didn't fully decode the
lyric. You think that's what he said? Absolutely.
They say flaco Sita. I'm thinking like,
does that mean?
That is a d'is. So yeah, he said
flaco cita, which is, you know,
what was the bar? Explain the bar. There's
Flaco, flakaceta, something nice to meet
something. He's like, he was
because when Rihanna
got pregnant or it came out that
she was pregnant, he unfollowed both of them
on Instagram. There is true. Yeah.
I'm sorry, Dres.
That's a little
lame.
Why?
If you lost Rihanna, bro, you'd be sick to.
You unfollowed Potlord if he wiped up your IRA.
After you see the first 20 minutes of the show,
you see the first 20 minutes of this show,
then they probably will follow each other.
Why?
Well, just, you know.
What, Yairra's banging Potlord?
No, I had to air.
Clip it, Rimo.
I had to air out some personal grievances.
With me or with your Hira?
With Pot Lord.
What did you say?
Give me the Clip on.
Just go.
Now, technically, Adam, he's not in violation
because you said to not talk about other staff members.
So I got to get in the car
and listen to the first 30 minutes of my own podcast.
Yes, yes, yeah.
But it's not technically a staff member anymore.
Oh, what?
Yeah, so like...
And that's not a poll school, man.
No, it's not a dissing.
It's not a good.
Matter of fact.
People have been hitting me like,
Adam said you can't talk about nothing.
Suck my dick, bitch.
I talk about what I want.
We were defining a very specific thing
in terms of things that we don't talk about.
I was just talking about this with 16 shot him because he was saying, he's like, you know, you guys are incentivized to do all this drama shit.
Or he was, he was saying, you know, you got to give the people what you want.
And I'm like, this is true.
When you're making YouTube content, you do want to give people what they want.
But you can't let that be your only guiding light.
Because if all you ever do is just make shit that you know is going to give views, then your channel is going to suck.
And that's why I fucking.
It's not going to be authentic.
I just read a whole goddamn book so I could interview Joe Coscarelli from the New York Times because he's somebody that I have a lot of respect for.
and I don't give a shit if that's one of the lesser viewed interviews
that we're going to put out in recent memory
because I respect him and I thought that it was worth doing
and I enjoyed it.
And it's like you just,
you can't 100% just give in to the incentives
because we are incentivized to just blatantly talk shit
about each other all the time.
But so is everybody else.
All these rappers, like they would...
That's why they do it.
Look at Drake.
Why is Drake dissing everybody that has a problem with on the album
is because he knows it'll make everybody talk about it.
And that's fine to diss your ops,
but it's different when it's like us,
talking about each other.
You never heard Drake say a word about 40.
Oh, God.
He doesn't dis his crew.
He keeps it much, much more safe.
And that's the one thing.
That's the only part people he's not doing.
As a crew, we need to all kind of work on.
But at the same time, like, I agree with that.
And I'm all for solidarity.
And I don't like the messy shit.
I'm way too growing for that.
Just telling people they're stinky.
But, wait, wait, wait.
You and AD have a long comment.
You love to monitor.
No, wait, wait.
Somebody completely removed from the No,
Jumper direct the universe also told me the same thing and I'm like was the homie really smelling
this bad like no you could smell it through the screen fool what the fuck not fuck no you crack the
beer he's got eight videos about us coming yeah a can of a can of sardines he's got one remo get
laid out in the floor no I love flaco that's my boy like like that's just over but look
we're in the midst of an error right now and the people they want lord damn it you feel me we need to give
them some lore. But the lore should not be at the expense of the unit of us, you know, having,
who the fuck is? It ain't mine. But, you know, we just have to like, he's like, it's my fucking
ex-wife. Ignore some of the short-term incentives to just make this shit messy as fuck and
be a little bit tighter as a crew. Yes. No, I agree. Yes. I feel the tightness. But the whole,
the whole shit about other people. You know what we need is a common enemy because it's tough to have a civil
War when you got Japan over there letting off bombs on you.
All of a sudden, then everybody comes back together, and I'm aware that Pearl Harbor and
the Civil War were pretty far apart.
But I'm just saying, we need a common enemy.
So let's just pick out more people we hate.
We'll just talk about them more.
Can it be in office?
No, no, no, no.
No, it's everybody in office together.
Wait, wait, speaking of common enemy.
Don't talk about tone like that.
What the fuck?
Oh, no, no.
Speaking of a common enemy, how has the interview been going with your boy, Chris Travis,
from, uh, from, uh, from,
Memphis. It's good. I feel like the
people, like the old
core
no jumper fans really appreciated that. Yeah, there's
a lot of people with like decals on the back
window of their car that are coping hard in the
comments trying to like, you know, find some sort of
way to sort of. Trying to like
trying to make sense of their, you know,
the shows that they went to when they were 19
and realizing that oh, maybe the emperor
has no clothes. I noticed that the person in question
did do like a video
a podcast, a full length podcast
on another platform.
Now, I do not care at all enough to engage with this content in any way, but it is out there.
Adam, I'm not going to lie.
Noted.
I'm not going to lie.
I've recently been contemplating.
I've recently been contemplating doing it.
Yo, I'm sorry.
That's not.
Look, I've been thinking about, I do.
I've been needing to.
I'm thinking about doing a disc track against bro that got at you, bro.
I'm not feeling it for me.
I'm not feeling it.
I was on the way in the studio.
me who got at me i even want to say bro's name
don't say his name don't say his name
no that distract you're what i'm gonna say oh no no no no no he's a
fucking loser bro don't even do it no free cloud for these bum ass
niggas no free cloud if he gets at you again niggas got niggas got a nigga's got to pay for
this promo he could get at me all day screaming into a vacant tunnel nobody
listening to that shit nobody you can't we can't we cannot dignify that I would
never even say such a person's well i guess we might say his name the thing is you
don't understand like i'm surgical like i'm
That's what I do.
Let us wait until we have a better comment.
A better opponent.
Less is ready.
I like you.
Because I'm ready to make some fucking,
to drop some bars as well.
I would have house phone on the outro
just talking hell of shit.
Oh, no.
I already put out two different diss songs in them already.
I want you to go full drill rapper.
I will.
Smoke on some shit,
bro.
Figure out their dead homies from when they were like in high school or something.
Oh my God.
I could.
Oh my God.
That dick is crazy.
We're smoking on a little teddy.
A little teddy.
Wait, not that teddy.
Oh my God.
That's your nephew.
Stop!
Why are you smoking on Teddy?
You didn't have to say it.
You just made it worse.
Hey, I fucks with it.
Little Rico.
Shout out.
Oh, my God.
Shout out to Teddy.
There's many tennies.
Little,
Jamal.
I'm wearing the tag under this right now.
Yeah, little Jamal.
Let Jamal live.
Jamal live.
You let Jamal live.
You got that fucked up name.
Black lives matter.
He's not getting called back by the mall when he goes to a plot for a job.
Wait a minute.
For Jamal.
Do you think mall's real name is Jamal?
For sure.
I actually never thought about that.
Rory and Jamal.
Jamilimal.
Or it could be.
I never thought of that, though.
That's a good point.
I'm trying to do a pod with them soon.
It could be Malik.
Not them all, man.
You're not going to go out there.
Let's go to Jersey.
What about Madik?
That's what they could be Malik.
They're probably recording the situation.
Rory and Jamal just doesn't, it doesn't flow off the tongue too well.
That's cool, though.
It's like a super white name.
My dad's a black.
Oh, yeah, but you got a black Rory in your life.
My brother and my dad name is Rory.
Is that a common thing?
Irish as fuck.
Are black Rory's common?
Roy?
I don't know.
That's very Irish name.
Any black Rory's?
Roy is like the nigger from the office.
Yeah, we need to talk about Roy.
We're not Rory.
Rory?
Rory has a totally...
Bro.
Rory.
You know a lot of Rory.
You know a lot of Rorys in your life?
My dad and my brother.
Shut on my word Rory Ellis.
Those are the first on some shit.
Aurora Bore Ellis.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
We made that joke a lot.
That's got a fire.
Weirdly similar.
Yeah.
Hey, I also just want to say, rest and peace to the goat.
Oh, my God.
Man.
How did we not?
A.C.
How did we not talk about that?
They took him too early, dog.
Boom.
I put it in a hoop like slam.
That's right.
You did.
That's high B-Shack.
He fucking.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're not a real relationship with this guy.
Okay.
He was your spirit animal.
Let's be real.
All right.
He gave you $900.
A thousand.
He gave you top.
And a 14-carat-go.
gold
rope chain.
Don't just ignore that.
You have to deny that
to give you to them.
Huh?
People are gonna believe it.
He said that.
Oh my God, listen.
You made a gay shirt with him.
I know.
I want to,
I fucking have to,
Josh,
you got to find that
fucking gay shirt.
Yeah.
I got to rock down.
I got to bring the Aaron Carlin'
Don't make it.
I'm gonna start wearing it like every day.
Yeah,
don't re-reel.
A shirt of us kissing?
That's the rarest war ever, bro.
You know,
we sold like 25.
How do you feel about like?
We probably got a lot still sitting
on the shelf on.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, no, frill.
Come on, man.
Wait, listen, frill, bro.
No jumper.
How do you feel about being his last, like, his last on-air thing that he did?
It's like, we dropped it three days before he died.
I don't know, we might have done it a week before that or like five days or something shit.
So it was like, we did this shit right before.
How do he, how do he seem like when he did?
He was fucking drinking.
lean.
What?
Yeah, and he fucking spilled someone on the couch and the dog started licking it up.
And I'm freaking out thinking that we're going to get fucking animal control called on him.
And they're going to take his dog away, which I guess we don't really have to worry about now.
But, like, it was all bad.
Like, he was just fucking.
Way worse than we've ever seen him.
Yeah, a little worse.
Like, he was like words were slurring.
And it's like, bro, we're talking about the state taking his kid away.
And it's like, most sad thing ever.
And it's like he doesn't, he just didn't really, you know.
And it's like I'm trying to like urge him to get his kid back.
And then I'm also thinking like, damn, you probably should not get your kid back.
You don't seem like you're in a great place.
Well, that's probably why he was in that place.
But he's acting like he's sober.
They found him with hella duster around him and all this shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was the inhalants.
You know what stuck out to me the most about the interview is that he was in that state.
But he prefaced it by saying, I'm sober now.
So it's like all like under like that was there's such a disconnect from reality.
that he's not like gonna be like, yo, like I'm fucked up.
He literally said he's sober, then said he was off the Zanz, then showed a cup of
lean.
But he's, he's prescribed Zanz.
But that don't, I mean shit.
What does that mean?
So I think he uses that as an excuse to like why he could say that.
He's denying that it's lean, even though I'm going to be real with you.
I'm looking at it.
And it's either like he went and got grape soda that was like the perfect color to look
like lean, or it was lean.
So, I mean, I can't, you know, 100% say it, but it looked like.
Having a script does not.
not justify you taking pills.
That's like people could dock shop all day.
I was watching this YouTube video about him.
You feel me?
And he was saying that back then where it was like,
okay, the doctor was giving me this, this, this, this, this.
But it was sad, even the shit blast he sent today.
Like, the fact that, you know, when he was crying,
when he was saying that he had to do the MTV cribs
when his parents were about to get divorced
and they was going to take everything away from him.
You know, it's sad.
It was, you could tell that he had a rough life,
even knew all the fame and shit.
He was real troubled, man.
People think that, like, fame and money and all that shit just, like, automatically means you have no problems and you have nothing to worry about, bro.
The crazy thing?
He was a good guy, dog.
Crazy thing he was.
34 years old, man.
On that podcast, he fucking finally repents and basically says that Nick Carter was not a rapist or an abuser and all this.
And that's eerie about it because it's like, you know, you probably knew something was coming.
And he, like, he gave me that painting.
And I saw, I don't know how true of some of the stuff.
but I saw some of the Backstreet Boys Hives slash like Aaron Carter people like all these girls
that talk about him on Twitter and shit and they were talking about how he seemed like he was
kind of giving away a lot of his shit him and his girl but he been broke up like two days after
we did that fucking interview but he's been like that remember he like he fucking pulled up pulled out a
band that took the chain off his neck and gave it to me that was like two years ago I think he's a
generous dude though off rip yeah that's what I'm saying but it seemed like he was kind of in a bad
place and like like when you start giving shit away they say that that's like a very like a sign that a person is likely to commit suicide they know yeah like but the thing is this too i really don't like this narrative that's been
well beyond the suicide narrative because you could you could commit suicide without actively trying to kill yourself exactly a subconscious level yeah but i also don't like the narrative of people trying to be like oh like adam was being opportunistic with this interview and all that like has got nothing to do with that he's legitimately
fucked with you, considered you a
homie, and you gave him a platform
when most people wouldn't have even given him
an interview at that moment, period.
And let's be real. I was trying to, I was being real
with him. I'm like, you watched that interview. It's just me
being me, which is that this is my
homie. I fuck with him, but he's fucked
up and he's being annoying, and
he's fucking clearly not in a good place.
And I'm kind of annoyed that he came in and did the
interview when he's in this state. And I'm not
in denial about that. That's reality
is that it's like, I'm not thinking about
how it's going to look if he passes away,
after that. I'm just being real. Who's thinking about that? Yeah, hell no. I'm just like, you know,
I'm hoping he could get his shit together and everything. Nobody can predict that. Exactly.
Like, I mean, I have people in my life that were way closer to me that I had to just straight
cut ties with because they were just bringing too much chaos to my life. You know, it's like,
if you see that and you think like Adam's being too rude to Aaron or whatever, it's like,
bro, that's the fucking, that's where I was at. And he wasn't acting like he had a problem. He wasn't
acting like, oh, yeah, I need to go to rehab and get clean or whatever. And I'm going to
I mean, really, it's like, he seemed like he was kind of too far gone at that point where it didn't seem like he was very likely to take his health seriously and actually get clean and all that shit.
It didn't seem like he was ready to make that fucking decision.
And they're not taking it in the proper context.
They're looking at this interview after he's already dead.
Yeah.
And then, like, retroactively.
All you hindsight ass niggers, bro.
They're going to break that shit down and try to come up with whatever the fuck they'd come up with anyone.
Everybody likes to hindsight some shit and give your hindsight-ass opinion.
Like, come on, bro.
But the reality is is that we.
all have had our own
struggles with addiction. Everybody's sitting here.
We've all had hell of people
in our lives. Not me. Die.
Fucking from addiction.
We've all seen
this mad time. So if it seems
kind of normal to us or if it seems
like a little less shocking than
it might be to some people who are
watching the way that I talk to him in
that interview or even the way that we're talking about
it right now, it's like, yeah,
we are kind of fucking callous to haven't seen
this over and over and over.
desensitized generation.
It was like takeoff died and then boom,
two days, like a couple days later.
It was laughing right, man.
And that's the thing people talk about,
I saw a bunch of comments talking about
this is like the
the only's death in Atlanta hip hop history.
I was like, y'all forgot about bankroll fresh?
Y'all forgot about trouble.
That's what I'm saying? Trouble just passed away.
How did Sean got killed there?
How did Shottie Lowe? How did you get killed?
Like, no, no, no, no.
No.
But I'm just saying like people, they're trying to say like this is easily I approach.
And you feel me?
Like they're trying to make it seem like this is the only serious death in Atlanta.
And he wasn't even in Atlanta.
Yeah.
What the fuck.
No, but I'm saying I'm an Atlanta hip hop artist.
Yeah.
Hell no, that's crazy.
Fucking Bankroll fresh shit.
Brankville fresh was lit, man.
That was a super show.
That was crazy too.
That story with him in the whole story.
No plug and shit.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
No plug.
Yeah, man.
We got to do that interview.
Hodge's suicide in the building.
I'd be talking.
No plug.
No plug.
Cool.
Why am I friends with OG suicide on Facebook and didn't even know for years even on Facebook?
Like, what the fuck?
You already knew him like before No Jumper?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I suppose my Facebook friend.
He knew so many people outside of No Jumper.
And here's the cold part.
O.G. suicide smiling when I say that.
He didn't know that was me when I commented.
He didn't know that exactly.
Exactly.
Now you see.
I can't wait to see y'all two's interview.
Brud.
We overdue.
That could be the first one on the new channel.
This shit would have been crazy if it was me house phone at the same time.
And you feel me like...
Hey, I got some shit we need to talk about.
Bus it.
What do y'all think about that, Drake and 21 project?
Okay.
I'll fuck with it.
Fire project.
Fire project.
I don't know if this is too premature in this conversation, but 21 statement about being the best of his freshman class.
Why can't we just talk about the album first before we go to that?
Yeah, yeah, because I want to talk.
I do want to talk about that.
I think the album's great.
The songs are really short.
My favorite song on there is Middle of the Ocean.
Okay.
I like with Drake like really be rapping and popping that fly shit.
He fucking killed it.
He's like lyric.
And you know what's funny?
I saw a lot of people saying beforehand like,
oh, we need the Drakeless version of this, like the future tape that there's like a version of the future tape.
I'm not looking for that.
No, we need them together.
Drake shined on this shit hard.
But do you feel?
like you were hearing because I felt like there was a tone shift and I don't know if it was the influence
of 21 but it kind of felt like you were seeing a Drake that was like comfortable with being a little bit
more grumpy and a little bit more negative and a little bit more violent than you've seen Drake be
maybe in the past and keep in mind this is coming off of certified lover boy which was for the most
part a fairly lighthearted affair and then the fucking dance album that was the ultimate lighthearted
affair. So it's like you're really
because I'm a person where
when he dropped, if you're reading this
is too late or the future
mixtape or whatever. I always like
rap rap Drake because to me
I'll listen to the soft songs
but that's just not my cup of tea so I usually only
end up listening to him once or twice or whatever.
So this is like more my speed
of it being like actual
rap music but I don't know
it definitely feels weird to see
Drake put out
a fucking risk taking project
and then like a more straightforward rap project
that's just kind of like him
realistically kind of like doing a lot of the shit
that's cool right now.
It's not risky in any way,
which is fine.
But it's definitely not like,
that nigga just did risky what the fuck.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like he got all the riskiness out of his system
and he's like,
oh, cool,
now I can just do a straight rap project.
But don't you see the brilliant strategy of it all?
He puts out CLB,
which is essentially for the women.
It's for females for the most part.
It's poppy.
It's popy.
But like a lot of things,
of it's geared towards women.
Then he puts out the dance project,
which what's that targeting, an international
audience. People always,
everybody, yeah. Everybody, but really
it's the international audience. It's not for
America. Yeah. I think he wanted
it to be more for America because
he has that one bar where he's
kind of grumpy about people not necessarily
fucking with that album, which he had
to know that there was some amount of that coming.
He might seem like he was a little bit more
annoyed. He might be lost in his own
like sauce at that point. But right now, Afro beats is like,
So booming right now.
Huge.
Huge.
Huge.
We should tap in because I have heard Jack shit about it since it came out,
but I would assume that it's probably like screaming like crazy.
The Nigerians are taking over right now.
By far.
You don't need no other.
Come on.
That shit goes.
Tim's is the fucking goat of that shit, man.
Who's that?
Tim's and Burner boy.
Tim's and Burner boy.
How you spoke?
TEMS.
T. EMS.
She's on the, um, well, man.
Oh, that girl.
That's her name?
Tim's.
That's Tim's, man.
50 word was empty.
This is the beach that they cannot buy.
Oh, she is so fired, actually.
There's a chick from, what are you doing while you listen to that?
What do you do while you listen?
Nicar vibing, nigga over there and turned up.
You just sort of stand in your house and just vibe.
Hey, have you, there's a chick from Jamaica called coffee.
Have you heard of her?
Coffee inspired too.
Coffee inspired.
There's a drink called coffee you should check out.
For sure.
Like, sure, sure, sure.
You got to get on it.
But that's like, when you.
You go to the Afro beats, they do them on one days, too.
You go to little Afro beat lounges.
Nah.
Like, sip your wine, you know what I'm saying?
I was about to say.
You play that, you play that, you know, you got your hand on the bitch thigh.
You know, you're taking her out to dinner or some shit.
That's shit.
I remember one time I had these chicks I was kicking it with and they took me and my other
loser-ass BMX homeboy to like a straight salsa dance club.
I'm talking like 2008 or some shit.
And I'm fully drunk as fucking that bitch dancing on them to all this shit.
She jerking me off.
in my shirt, just fully in there, just like huge extendo boner in my shirt.
She's just whacking me off to all his fucking dance music.
That's why.
Shit was crazy.
Yeah, so you don't think they're doing that to the fucking, the dutty wine.
No, but I'm saying, in that moment, I totally understood why people like this music.
But, I mean, also, I've been to, like, raves and fucking clubs where I was doing Molly,
and I'm like, I guess this is the best.
You got to understand.
The tone, like, what was just super, super popular was, like, crazy drill rap.
But this project is like Drake's version of like crazy drill rap.
And he brought 21 along to say all the crazy drill shit that he doesn't want to.
He doesn't get a chance to say.
I think it balances out real good.
Because him choosing to make this a project with 21 is kind of interesting, right?
Because do you think that in a way it's like cover for him to be able to make a project that is so kind of like one-sided?
And I know that there are some like R-B type shit.
It's literally checking boxes.
Like I said, he did the project for women.
He did the international project.
Now he's appealing to the street audience.
What he's going to do next?
He's probably going to do another one for women.
And then what we're going to get from Drake is what...
I mean, what is your favorite Drake now?
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't go there.
But what we're going to get...
We can talk about that afterwards.
Let's stay on top of it.
What we're going to get next after that is the lyrical magnum opus that people have
wanted from him from day one.
I want to hear that.
Drake 444?
Listen.
Jake Blueprint.
Yeah, yeah.
Observing Drake's whole career, though, you've always been watching his
him do this balancing act of balancing the singing, the R&B shit, the gangster, like the hard
shit, the real rap shit, the pop stuff that's actually going to chart or whatever, the meme
songs, the fucking him trying to like do different things.
Like even for him on like a 20 song project to do like basically like a song or two that
are damn near like UK drill sounding ass songs or grime type songs or whatever.
I mean, that was always the interesting thing about looking at his albums as watching him do
the balancing act of balancing all
doing it pretty well. Different things that he's talented
at. And now you're seeing him kind of go
in a different direction where he's kind of like
dropping a bunch of projects in a row that are more
themed. And I mean,
it's kind of like the incentives of the
streaming era that like he's making
stupid amounts of money off all this shit.
He's dropping more than he's ever dropped before.
I don't think that it's like really
taking a toll on his popularity
necessarily. Like maybe to some extent
people are getting a little burnt out. But like all
these projects sort of like seem like they appeal to different demos, right?
But that's the whole point.
They're selling, they said they're about to say a $3.95 first week.
And that, and that's literally the whole point because people got to look at it, like look at Drake's
origins. He's from Toronto. People think Toronto, oh, it's in Canada. It's predominantly white
city. No, it's actually the most culturally diverse city in the entire world.
Shout out of my Somalis again. There's more different nationalities in Toronto.
And it's a crazy juxtaposition of culture. They got Carabana Festival and all that. Like,
to the point where it makes sense
that he's like everything. He's appealing
like Drake will do a song with a motherfucking
English accent or doing some
like rude boy roadman fucking shit.
But how do you feel
about him taking shots
at Megan the Stallion?
Sure, sure, sure.
Tick. I've officially diagnosed
this one as a tick. I think we already
debunked that
it was a double entendre
that was a double entendre. That was
meant to both make a BBL joke and to allude to the idea that Meg is lying, which
let's be real, Drake even alluding to it.
It's like, it would be like if you had like a Sandy Hook bar where you like made a joke
about somebody being a crisis actor.
And them kids ain't die.
I'm just saying like, Vegas didn't get shot.
There's nothing about the bar that suggests that.
I'm on the beach in it's Sandy.
Them kids ain't die.
There's nothing about the bar that suggests that he believes her, which is like, that.
That's a spicy take for somebody who supported her in her career and said positive things about her.
And for him to do that.
And then, because this is my thing, too, I feel like there's no way that Yadi would have put out that statement unless Drake basically had a conversation with him before.
Because it doesn't, I don't think Yadi's like fucking just going behind Drake's back to clean up PR issues for him unless he knows that Drake's going to be cool with it.
Didn't he like he was involved at all?
He made that.
That's why he's the spokesperson too.
He's the White House Press Secretary for this project.
He's like the gunner stuff.
of this project.
He's a batman.
If Drake really wanted to debunk that,
he would have said it himself.
Him having Yadi say it, it still allows
for the speculation.
Because why did he say it?
Because he fuck with Tori.
That's why he fucking said it.
Toronto shit.
Him having Yadi say it draws less
attention because when Drake makes an
Instagram story or goes on live,
it's like a seismic fucking event.
He's going to have 2 million viewers
and it's going to be covered by everybody
on the face of the planet,
whereas he can have Yadi say it
and it's just like way less
of a thing.
thing. It clears it up for everybody who's really
paying attention and it doesn't become
like Drake responding to it makes the
situation too big. I think that's why he
didn't want to respond. But I'm just saying
I don't believe for a minute
that Yadi went out and put
out that fucking public statement without Drake
being, having been already
approved it because you know it's
PR crisis time behind the scenes
of OBO. Even if he chooses not to
acknowledge it, they're talking about the fact
that that's the number one thing that's trending around
that project. Do you see Megan's tweets
about it? Yeah, and she fucking
100%. If she had never said anything,
then there would have been a lot more just straight
speculation. Like, was he trying to get at Megan?
But her responding like that kind of sealed in stone.
She said, she said like, motherfuckers is on my
pussy, like, get off my lips.
But she didn't seem too surprised
that Drake would maybe not like her.
So she seemed like she already thought that.
Again, like, you think that she didn't let him fuck
or something, either?
Or maybe she did, and then she like
just went and fucked a bunch of other rappers afterwards.
And he wasn't too hyped on that.
He's like, I don't know, I think.
He wasn't hitting it as good as money bag yo, sorry.
Gee.
I don't know, man.
I want to do it.
Allegedly.
I know.
Sure.
Sure.
Strokes, stroke.
But, yeah, I mean.
Where'd you put the penis in the vagina?
Oh, ho.
Oh, oh.
Where does you put the tongue in your butt?
Oh.
He took shots at the founder of Reddit, too, so don't be surprised if the OVO Reddit
gets shut down.
I'm still so, like...
Call them a groupie.
Damn.
And he said, I'm the biggest groupie in town, Bucco.
Oh, wait, that's so Serena's dude is the owner of Reddit.
Which Vlad just told me that.
He did our interview.
I didn't really comprehend that.
He's throwing out subs like Jared.
Yeah, you're taking shots at the founder of Reddit.
That's a lot of confidence right there.
He's going to hit up every fucking mod and every sub.
subreddit and be like, listen.
This is all Kanye's fault.
Let them say whatever the fuck they want about Drizy.
This is all Kanye's fault for fucking revealing that the bitch is porn was on Reddit for free.
And then now since then, everybody's just on a Reddit rampage.
Delete that.
Plugs off sales.
Serena's got to have some fire, though.
Let's be honest.
Because he's look at her.
Not only look at her and I don't even like bitches that can kick my ass, but she can beat my ass anytime.
I don't know a lot of girls can beat you up.
Like I said, definitely men
Estallian.
How many girls in the office?
You think you can take all the girls in the office?
Let's find out.
Who's the toughest girl in the office?
Laura?
I think Laura could beat Luscious.
Who's got the most experience?
Gina?
Gina probably had the most fights.
I don't want to do Gina like that.
I think Gina's going to bring a weapon.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Pepper's Ray.
She's a guy.
Yeah.
No, but.
No, Gina's going to bring her neighborhood.
You know Serena.
got fire, though, for the simple fact.
Think about all the fucking, all the distract.
Drake got at Common over three.
First Common got it.
Bro, have you seen that ass?
Like, come on, bro.
I'm not mad.
Who you think?
What about Erica Badu?
Everybody went crazy.
That's rapper kryptonite.
That's rapper kryptonite.
That booty is a vortex.
You get lost in that if you were rapper.
If you had banged Erica Badu in your life, would you tell us?
He wouldn't be here.
Bro, if I banged Erica Badu, I would fucking.
be like holding an incense stick somewhere and fucking as we speak.
Wouldn't that be such?
In the murder park telling the story.
Exactly.
But that would be such a weird thing.
If you had a body that was so famous that it was like a big deal and now you're a content
creator and you're so tempted to tell the world because you know it's such good content,
but also to me that is so lame and like would make you just as bad as the girls that
try to like accuse dude.
I got some of what I would never say.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was, I told.
I think we all do.
You think they would really care?
Yeah.
Nah.
Yes,
but you haven't even told us
behind the scenes.
No.
You would tell us if it was that good.
No.
You told us about bodies
that don't even matter.
I told you all some shit
I shouldn't tell us you.
Yeah,
and I ain't never told nobody.
But if you ever don't want it out,
don't tell Adam.
No,
Adam has kept this secret.
If you had banged Lil Kim,
look, Josh,
if you banged Lil Kim,
you would tell us.
You have to.
You would, there's no.
George.
Sure.
I wouldn't tell you.
If you banked Eric Mena, there's no way you wouldn't have told up.
I'm trying to be realistic.
You're getting closer.
Eric Mena flies as fuck.
I know, I know.
But I'm saying, like.
I told you her brain.
They said I'm getting closer.
I know, but fame level.
Everybody zoom and see who he follows from the love and hip hop universe.
No, none of them.
You won't find it.
Bride, I told you I said.
She got you blocked.
Look into that, too.
Wow.
Erica Mena was my co-host.
Erica Mena was my co-host on a show and her breath fucking stink.
What?
Wow.
Yeah, bro.
How dare you?
Stank.
What?
Butt, booty hole, flakos armpit, breath.
Did you tell her?
I did.
I tweeted it to her after she got fired.
Josh is shaking her in.
What the fuck?
You didn't tell it to her face?
She was a pussy.
Nah, bro.
You're supposed to just tell her to her.
You tweeted it?
Yeah, I tweeted it.
She's so bad.
I'd be like, give you mouth close.
I don't give her some certs.
He did and tweeted.
Hell no.
I was on FaceTime with her one time when I was talking Safari.
You couldn't smell it through the FaceTime?
Oh, here we go.
Narrow the builder right here.
Nah.
But I'm talking to Safari and I'm just looking at Eric Mena.
Like, damn, fucking Safari.
Like, that's just must be crazy.
Did you see R.
That's your daily driver.
Like, you're just banging her day to day.
She probably just had a bad day.
That's a lot of responsibility.
That's what I'm saying.
She probably just needed a fucking cert.
She probably should have got her some Trident.
She probably just needed like a little roof.
I mean like, I got a crest whitening strip right here, baby.
You better.
You better.
You better than I never stink because people go home.
Oh, God.
You got mad.
Have you considered that maybe you're a super smeller?
Hold on.
Because you seem to be smelling.
mad shit that other people aren't smelling. Yeah, I think
your nose is just like permanently.
Remo, clip this. And tag Erica
Erica Mena in the title too. Of all of the
drugs that I've put up my nose.
You surprised it works. You would think
that it would be less. Maybe that's
what turned into your nose to be like. Maybe you have
a superhero nose now. So basically
you smell everything. You're saying I snorted
a line on my nose said, hop up out
my bed. Oh, right. I just
realize. So you're saying
black women smell.
Dun, dun, dun. Because flakasita,
Eric Minna is not black.
Lush is a racist.
Eric Mena isn't black.
Who's black?
She got black in her right?
I don't think so.
I think so.
When Safari fucks her.
That was funny.
Ouch.
I don't know.
She's sometimes,
I don't know.
I'm a fucking professor of different
loving hip-hop ethnicities or nothing.
I don't know, man.
Don't be putting that narrative on my boy then because she's not.
Being black as a narrative?
Yes.
I guess what.
I guess what?
I worked with this bitch when she was with bow wow.
So maybe bow wow just had a snake-ass penis.
You really like.
He said, me, hold you.
Everybody stinks in Lusworld.
Lus world.
No, it's just two people.
He probably says this shit about us, but we're not around, too.
He probably got a group chat with all the girls
talk about how we all stink.
Hey, fuck.
Smell me right now.
No.
I tell you.
Okay.
You got Josh's hockey jersey on.
Smells as good as fuck.
I'm not on a lot of money.
You look like you wear mad, cool water cologne.
Is there anybody else in the office that you didn't smell before?
You don't have to say their name.
You got to smell me back, bro.
Come on.
Solid.
I know I'm good
You know what's fucked up though
It's like I remember being a kid
And we would always talk about smell of vision
And you know what
We would always talk about smell of vision
Like the idea that you could watch TV
And just be able to smell the things
That were happening in the fucking show
Right
This is easy to do
All you need to do is have like a preloaded
Fucking box that sits in front of the TV
With mad different smells
With flakos drawings
And think about it
It's like that machine
At the fucking
With the Coke machine
where it's like you're making a soda
but it has a million different sodas
because you just press a button
and it shoots all the different ingredients
of that soda
so you just have to have
like mad different compounds
and then they could combine
they could hit you with that
and you can smell it
why the fuck is this not happening
somebody made a monitor like that
really yep you can look it up
because I was thinking like the smelly pussy
or the halitosis
smellivision is going to be kind of weird
to pull off because we're going to have to synthesize
smelly vagina in a fucking
laboratory
That could be a component.
Sour cream. Look, Flacco smell better, by the way.
Flacco's odor is improving his hygiene.
Are you going out of your way to smell him less or are you smelling him more diligently now?
No, I just like...
The smell police.
I noticed that he's been getting...
Look, at the end of the day.
Yeah, because his spirit was broken.
The way I monitor everybody's weight, you're out of monitoring their sense.
I feel like it's going to become Housephone and Lush against AD and Adam.
Yeah, because we're reasonable and you guys are conspiracy theorists.
And I got nice-ass galones.
I'm always gonna be, you know what I mean?
I just don't know.
I got some Masachi Cologne.
I dropped a $100 or something.
I got some Louis Vuitton afternoon swim on.
I never use it though.
I never even think, you know what I'm going to use it once a month.
Where I even think like, oh, I'm going to put cologne on.
What the fuck?
Get that.
Get that time for it.
I feel like you.
For all the shit you give me about smelling bad, you have never smelled me.
I've never smelled me.
The whole joke is just that I said that over like the course of a weekend that I didn't
shower from like Friday to Sunday.
I had a Sunday or something, which I understand how people can think that's dirty, but it's like I'd shower fucking everyday pieces of shit.
I can honestly say I've never smelled you.
No, no, no, no.
I've never smelled you either.
But back in the day when I would look at you on YouTube, I thought you looked like you smelled.
Especially with this toxic Avengers shit growing out of my head.
But you don't smell.
Thank you.
Like no kizzy.
And I can't really think of anyone else in the office.
There is one other person and I don't want to say.
Oh, my.
I could think of an ex-employee.
lawyer who had the most stank and ass breath sometimes and I never said anything about it.
And when I think about it now, I'm like, damn, you're a fake as fuck.
You owed it to that person.
I really want to know who.
I'll tell you off camera.
Me, look, me not smelling bad as a full-time job.
Sure, sure.
I'm, I'm chunky.
Hey, right in the note.
Yeah, I want to see.
You know, hey, I'm not going to say that.
Oh, yeah.
I want to know.
No, I need Adam to write his too.
No, I'm not going to say nothing.
I really, I swear to go, I'm not going to say nothing.
Don't do me like this, bro.
You know what I know.
Show me.
Tell me.
Don't do this, bro.
Don't, don't.
Don't, don't.
I'm not comfortable.
I'm not comfortable with this.
Bro.
I can't breathe.
This is crazy.
No, erase that shit.
Erase that shit.
Yeah, yeah, you got erase it.
You got erase that shit.
Dead homies.
Don't even hit.
Yeah, yeah.
How dare you.
Oh, my God.
No, that's stricken from the record.
Yeah.
I'm trying to stop the beef.
in the office and all of a sudden now we got B-O. Beef.
We got smell beef.
Oh my dad.
Damn, son.
I'm deleting it.
I'm never going to say that.
I can really use a wish right now.
I wish I was streaming right now.
I wish right now.
Wait, wait.
Beech, B-O-Bee.
I want candy.
Adam, you got to write chores in a note too.
Yeah.
I'll tell you that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no it.
No, no it, no it, no did.
No did.
No did.
No did.
No did.
No did.
No did.
Don't it!
I'm still not going to do it.
Don't it!
Apologize the headphones wears.
They're all rapidly turning their volume down right now.
First you put the name.
Look at the floor!
Sure, sure.
And you give it to the co-host.
Then you try not to show it.
Let's tell you you, you stay.
You show it on camera.
The Reddit is going to talk about it.
And you kind of a mark for that, bro.
Come on, bro.
You wouldn't even know.
You and you wouldn't even know.
Wait.
Stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, wait, wait, wait.
Come on.
Will we see the name?
Never, never, never.
Woo!
Not never.
I got a piece so bad.
I'm just, look, if I...
Take a piss.
We'll talk shit about you.
If I could not smell bad, then nobody else can.
I'm fat.
I'm a smoker.
You feel me?
I'm Italian.
Yeah, every time I see you whip the Newport pack out,
I'm kind of reminded of what a scumbag you are.
Right.
There's something about smoking Newport's just grimy as fuck.
Come on, bro.
That's my South Central Breathman, homie.
When you pick that up,
as a child?
South Central.
I hate the smell of the noise.
You don't got to brush your teeth.
You're smoking noopee.
He's great.
A noopee.
Yeah.
Yuck.
Yeah, I was early on the menthol wave.
I was talking to my boy Josh earlier today, and he was big on clothes.
He's a dejarum smoke.
That's gay as fuck.
He was got got got got in a lot of the clothes.
Clothes, the smell turns me on because it's only goth chicks that smoke them.
Right.
And that's kind of hot.
It turns me off on I see a woman smoke cigarettes.
Yeah.
It's unnatural.
Super big.
I don't like it.
It shows that they're not worried about how they're going to look in the long term.
I don't even like seeing girls smoke weed.
I'm being honest with you.
I mean, I kind of do, but it just seems kind of slutty and dirty because like,
which is high.
Bitch, you're going to die.
Like, your body's not prepared to consume that.
The weed is like.
When I see a girl smoking a wood, I'm just like, I don't know.
If a-asked me a bitch that drink tequila, baby.
If a bitch smokes cigarettes, you know she'd been
do some shit. You feel me? I just know
she's not taking care. She's not concerned about
looking good in the long run. She's not.
Any girl that I'm going to be with
on any sort of serious level, I
need you to be thinking about how you're going to look
down the road. And if you smoke cigarettes
and I realize that I'm holding to split my hand right now.
And the bitch got yellow eyes. Not a great thing for me
to be saying at this point. Double standard, for
sure. But I need a girl
who's going to care about how she looks when she's 40.
And if you're smoking a fucking Newport,
then you clearly have given up on all that. No offense.
I take it back. I used to knock a bitch down.
that you should smoke six, but she was...
It's just bad as hell.
Yeah.
But the thing is this, like, if...
It was worth it.
Smoking cigarettes, when a female smoke cigarettes,
it's equivalent to a female
that don't have a clean car.
Because my first thought, if you can't clean your car,
you ain't cleaning your nether regions.
Hey, if you, Michael Scott,
and you got 10 fish fillets in the front seat,
then I'm done.
It's not happening.
I'm out.
If you're all white bitch,
like Corella DeVille, then I'm cool with that.
Coelola DeVille.
No, if you're not...
You know that's like cruel and evil?
Yep, that's dope.
Shout out to my nigga AE, man.
You know what the foe.
Yo, so let's talk about that.
A.E.
He's the man.
A.k.a. Amber Rose's baby daddy.
Oh, he's the fucking man.
By all accounts.
Clavit up to him.
By all accounts is damn near a fucking professional pussy slayer.
Because when he got accused of cheating by Amber Rose, his explanation was basically that he's just got so much pussy being thrown to him at all times that he just can't help it.
which I cannot relate to.
I'm going to be totally honest.
The amount of pussy that seems like it's coming my way
is very reasonable in comparison.
So this guy apparently is a beast in the field of getting ass,
and he has chosen to saddle up with share,
which, let's be real.
On a surface level, this is an interesting discussion
because you very, very rarely see young guys
choosing to saddle up with women who are clearly far...
$360 million later in their life.
Is she really worth that much?
Bro.
Wait, how old is she?
Pull it up.
She's, uh, 64.
67.
Let's be real.
67, I believe.
Average woman is going to stop being able to give kids in like her late 30s, early 40s.
She's, she, she's, she, she's, she's tweeting this nigger's name, bro.
I was a child.
She's 70, 76.
Let's go, A.E.
She probably stopped being able to have kids around the time that I was born.
40 years before that.
That's an impressive stat right there.
And who knows what the fuck.
they got going on.
But I'm going to be real with you.
Do you believe?
Why, we both did this.
It was girls waiting for the auto tune.
She birthed the auto tune.
I'm homies with Amber Rose.
I'm friends with Amber Rose.
I fuck with Amber Rose.
I love her.
Amber Rose is one of the hotter chicks that I could think of.
Ever existed.
She is so hot.
Ever existed.
I don't know what the fucker personality is.
I don't know what she's like to date.
I don't know how she's from Philly being at the time.
I don't know what the average girl that he's fucking looks like.
This is an interest.
Amber.
But hey, he's apparently a fucking goat in this field, so I'm not going to take issue.
I don't think I would choose to dabble in this pond.
Salute that, man.
It's also the kind of opportunity.
If it comes around, you kind of got to do it, right?
He's fucking Cher?
Yeah.
He's fucking Cher.
Bro, you don't even know.
If you get the chance to fuck Cher, you kind of got to do it, right?
Yeah.
I don't know how sincere it is on his part, but, yeah, but.
It's like Madonna.
You got to go for it.
I think Cher is better than Madonna, even though she's older.
Share is older.
Can we hit the images one time?
I wouldn't trust the images
Really?
You think it might be a nude of her
She changed his name too
I'm just saying
There you go look at him
As soon as you Google
Wow
Now I was smack for show
I wonder how cool she is
Because she seems kind of deranged
On Twitter
I mean
I'm totally real with you
Damn he's the goat for that
I'm not gonna lie
Her dead husband shows up as well
From like
And that was like 40 years ago
That was for sure
She looked good as fuck back in
That was a foul play
If you got a son
If you got a famous dead husband from 40 years ago, then that shit crazy.
The trees, those are the trees that killed him.
Yeah, yeah, that's why every rapper gets old-ass rappers always got bars about hitting trees like Sunny Bono.
He's like Sunny Bono.
Bro, this full M&M, out the blue, he'll just randomly, he used to be so tight when he said,
Scoop to Bebby-Bah for Christopher Reeves, Sonny Bonas sees or hits the trees.
How many retires and listen to me.
Bro, because he...
He went up in the school, pissing and teach.
Sure, but not.
This is you as a damn.
And that's exactly what happened.
He said to do it again.
Damn, how much damage could you do with a pen?
Man, I'm as fucked up as you would have been.
You would have been.
My shoes, who would have thought?
Slim Shady and be something that you would have bought.
Oh, come on, man.
This is a podcast, not the Compton talent show.
Let's get focused, guys.
I just said it.
I didn't think you'd do it or not.
No, but he literally, that's what happened.
He saw a horse and hit the trees.
Sonny Bono sees horses and sent some trie.
He got distracted by a horse?
That's what I think so now.
Fuck, fuck.
That's why I was...
Rest and peace, Sunny, man.
Yeah, RIP.
Rest and peace.
That sounds like foul play.
You think that he's...
That's why on YouTube it's Sunny V2.
He's the second Sunny after Sonny Bono.
Wow.
She probably got other dead lovers as well.
Probably most of the guys that she fucked...
Greg Oman.
Probably most...
She used to fuck Omen, brother.
Most of her sex partners are dead.
Yeah.
That is...
Do you consider her girl to have a high body count
if most of them are dead?
That means that pussy is a graveyard, homie.
Or just for...
gotten you know like nobody
even knows what happened to them that pussy is
a motherfucking graveyard I wonder if he asked her
for a body cow hey this I'm not
gonna lie to you I don't know nothing about
bro besides that he you know
worked with Tiger but he has
social climbed his way up to do some
pussy I'm not gonna lie to you you got to respect
he made it to share bro there's only
he's an executive at Def Jam
too there's only you got a stupid dick
on him bro he's the king of social
playing he's slang and pipe he's the king of social
he's the king of pop
Bro, there's only one thing above Cher.
We know what it is.
What's above Cher?
Come on.
Dolly Barton.
Mother fucking Oprah.
Oh, for sure.
That's the alpha omega.
Stadman got that lot.
Yeah, but I feel like Cher looks more like an actual like woman.
Bro.
The fuck you're saying.
What does that mean?
Oprah looks like a substitute teacher.
First of all.
Oprah is what.
She just doesn't like stand out to me as like a woman who would be really like even trying to have sex.
Man, let me tell you something.
Black don't crack.
Oprah is out there.
I don't know.
I'm just being real.
Oprah probably got that.
Riches woman in the world.
Sherry being naked and shit.
We know what she looks like.
You know who got that wagon on her?
Gail.
Damn, you know who got a wagon on her?
I was watching like a horse
the other day.
I seen a horse the other day and I was like,
damn, horses have ass.
Sonny Bodo seen a horse too.
Yeah, yeah.
And I can understand why he was so distracted
because I was just looking.
Because I put on a video of horses to show my kid
and all of a sudden,
and I'm like sexual thoughts.
about the horses. Now you're getting a horny. A stallion. Now I get the stallion thing.
That thing. I see where that came from because some of these horses are dumb things.
These horses look like they had BBLs before BBL's existed.
Look at Cher, dude. Share for show, Cher had Dr. Miami's grandfather as her plastic surgeon.
Rimo's clipping up right now. Out of 22 says he's sexually attracted to horses.
I'm sorry. Hitting some trees.
He's a horse. You're a sick foot. I hope you know.
These trees are hitting the horse.
I think it takes a real man to it.
admit when he's sexually attracted to an animal.
I've never been sexually attracted to animal.
Yeah, well, it takes no courage to say that.
I'm just being honest.
All right, Mr. Girl.
Does this sound familiar?
Yeah.
You sound like that nigga that was fucking on the, uh, the fucking.
Fuck it.
I want to bang a horse.
You're like a freaky doggard dula.
But I don't want to get pegged.
I want to bang the horse.
You're like the nigga that was fucking the dolphins at SeaWorld.
I think that's fair too.
He was fucking.
Hey, did you ever see a bit?
Have you seen?
If you go swim with the dolphins,
it's a pretty good chance to, like, rape you, right?
They're into gang rape.
Yeah, yeah.
Have you seen...
That's cool.
I'm not totally...
I've seen...
Look, I saw a video...
There's a wife and it's gonna fuck you.
It's gonna get upon you and hump you.
Hey, Hill got fucking traumatized.
Yeah, they raped.
I just disclaimer, I don't really want to fuck a horse.
But, but I did see a video...
Rimo, you better include...
I did see a bitch suck a horse's dick on...
Oh, my God.
I've seen that too.
And, yo, it was a zebra, actually, I'm pretty sure.
And she was...
Was his dick, like...
Brought?
First of all...
His dick is big...
It's like taller than Adam 22, bro.
I don't want to watch a girl suck a horse dig
because I'm afraid I'll get spoiled
and I won't be able to watch a girl suck a regular dick
because that's kind of like what I got going on with dread.
Do you want to watch these girls fuck dread too much
that I just don't even want to watch a regular dick
fuck a girl in the watch.
I can't get turned on if it's like that because it's like...
You want like a giant cock?
No, because not that big.
Yeah, his dick's almost like too big.
Because I can't picture myself in that situation.
That's not like what it looks like for me.
I've seen very few girls who are able to really do a number on his dick.
It's just too big.
That's a lot.
It's just way different.
They're sucking like the top like four inches of it.
Do you want to hear about this zebra getting head or not?
All right.
Sure, yeah.
So.
So.
I'm having to go rub one out.
Both hands doming up the zebra.
The zebra nuts in,
in this bitch's mouth so hard.
She does like a 360 cartwheel,
lands on her ass and gets up and starts yacking.
What the fuck?
Yo,
but I,
not that much down her.
Jesus.
There was a,
it was like,
Josh is literally throw it.
Yo,
Josh has a super light sign.
The Madagascar.
One time I said something about somebody shooting heroin,
and Josh got fucking sick and, like, passed out or something.
What?
He, like, had to go lay down because I just said something about somebody's doing heroin,
like a joke.
And Josh got super fucked up off it.
Admit it.
Now, he's an empath.
He might be a hybochondria.
He's an empath.
Like a couple of times where if I have low blood sugar and someone tells, like,
a really in-depth, like, drug story, I just get, like, picture myself there.
And I get, like, past the fact.
So you're saying.
Hey, Josh.
Picture me rolling.
I've been there.
I feel you, brother.
Josh, I just want to tell you this,
Sunny Bono was born in 1935.
Like, he lived through fucking a lot of historical atrocity.
And yo, he died in 98.
Bro, he was 60 fucking three years old when he died.
And it's like ancient history.
That's how old share is.
Now, and his bitch is now getting fucked by.
A young, vibrant black man.
Yes.
he's the go beautiful and he was 5-5
shout out to all my short king he's literally
the last people got
no reason to leave he was a short king
before it was cool even if Oprah
didn't have as much money as share I'd still
rather hit that than share
I'm just keeping it a bunch of because you're cucked
I'll take Gil
I'll take Gil King before any of the other
fucking something because you always
kind of err on the side of like trying to make sure
black people are cool with you
no because I
Pete it's one of your things
that's why you it's part of the lush character
hold on he's trying to get invited to the cookout
This whole podcast, what he's doing is,
is high key, like, trying to get the invite to the Rock Nation brunch.
Invited to the cookout?
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
I'm on the grill.
I'm working it.
I'm working security.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
First you put the sausage on the grill.
At the black cookouts.
Which, yo, me and Aaron Carter were just talking about if he was going to be invited to the cookout or not.
And he had no fucking clue about this even being a thing.
Yeah, no idea.
Would you talk?
I was like, yo, there's a proverbial black cookout that, like, we're all trying to get invited to.
You gotta have mom of gumbo this time.
It's like he's hearing it for the first time.
Yes, there will be plentiful amounts of gumbo at the cookout.
My favorite Aaron Carter quote.
You have to try to gumbo.
Ooh, how about some grits?
That's not, that's not a.
She made the grits different, though.
I want Waffle house catering.
No, you put the cheese with the grits and, you know, the egg and shit.
I like, I'm going to die.
I like sweet grids.
I'm going to go to the black cookout and bring a fucking brown sugar.
You got to get the gumbo, man.
I'm going to bring a little comb and cooler to the black cookout and just be like eating my own thing in the corner.
Bring that bin baller fucking grill.
White people have the cookout.
Me, Rory, lush.
That's it.
Okay.
What about Josh?
DJ Vlad.
Hell no.
First of all,
First of all, Josh had dreads.
I think he's valid.
Yeah.
If DJ Vlad had mom's gumbo, he will, he, blah probably had the dumb gumbo before.
Your mom is the one that makes the gumbo?
Yeah, oh yeah.
Bro, hey, I'm pulling up.
I'm like, you know, right now.
Spoiler?
In my interview, Vlad says that Stephen A. Smith is his ops.
Why?
Because he was rude to him at a party.
I won't go into the whole story.
But when you watch my Vlad interview, you get to hear all that.
Let me ask you something.
Okay.
So my girl's white side likes to put corn and everything.
And I'm like, I don't fuck with corn.
I love corn.
I have corn in my shit sometimes.
I love corn.
I love it.
Not corn in chili and not corn and gumbo.
I'm not fucking with that.
Oh, I fuck with corn and chili.
I'm the cop.
You get the corn.
The job is lit.
You get chili at Wendy's that comes with corn in it, right?
No.
That's a normal thing to put in chili.
No, no, no, no, no.
I love it.
I love it, but, like, I don't think it's bad at all.
Corn and mashed potatoes, good as fuck.
That's cool. But corn and gumbo, I'm out.
Corn bread.
Corn and a gumbo is crazy.
That's, um, jambalaya.
Corn and the jambalaya.
Maybe on the side.
That's like a key ingredient.
Nah, I never.
I never had no jumbalaya with corn in it.
It'd be in there.
Why do people love to brag about how traditional they like their foods?
I like some freaky shit, you know,
give me some fusion,
Korean barbecue.
That's not being funny.
Like,
give me some weird shit.
Like,
when people are always complaining about
fucking raisins and potato salad,
I've seen like Candace.
No,
that's good.
I'm fucking about that.
Fuck that.
Like, why are you so close-minded?
Freak that shit.
Here.
That's like the Korean barbecue.
That's what I learned from the Shore Shore guy
is fucking definitely freak your shit.
Yeah.
I'm with that.
Well,
I don't want fruity pebbles with my goddamn
mozzarella steak.
You ordered birthday cake pancakes for breakfast in New York.
Yeah, that's great, too.
That's some real fat-ass shit.
I mean, that sounds like, absolutely delicious.
Delicious.
Bro, birthday cake pancakes?
I'm with the, the freaky food mutation and hybrids and all that.
But nothing.
Good fusion.
Nothing's going to be better than, like, if you're eating Mexican food, like,
traditional.
Tacos, carneasada, fucking Langua, Alpastore, Tripas, tacos.
You feel me?
Like, if I'm eating Italian food, you feel, you don't put it.
corn and spicy rickitone.
No.
You don't do that.
That's kind of crazy.
I'm not going to love.
I'm opposed to that.
Cultural appropriate the fuck out of my food.
I look forward to eating a burrito
from a white person or a Korean
or a fried chicken.
I'm not going to lie.
Korean fried chicken.
Asian ladies are cooking up.
Korean fries.
Do it.
Everybody make everybody else's food.
Korean fried chicken is up there with black.
But you know why.
Do you all the fucking
Asians make the fried chicken anyway?
But do you all know why?
I would love to support a black-owned Jewish deli.
Fire.
I'm with that. Josh, write that down.
But do you know why Koreans make such fire-fried chicken?
Because black soldiers in Korean War taught them how to make that shit.
That's fire.
That's the actual history of it.
Okay.
That's why them-
This is what I'm talking about.
This is why I fucking...
What?
What?
What?
Dick-riding.
He's dick-riding American history.
Hey, you know what?
Hey, A.D., I love you.
But you was a motherfucking both-sider, my boy.
Oh.
You was a both-sider.
Fuck you.
I can sit there laughing at that.
He was on both cider.
He was on my side.
He was on my side. Then he said, Dick Ryder.
Who's funny?
I like it.
antagonize that shit.
Now I got new beef.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Add him 22.
Hey, I have something else I'd like to talk about.
What's up, brother?
I like Lushbone better.
So, uh, we're in the building.
Our men's, our man's bandman Kevoh is going super viral because now,
that the fucking LIPO has
done its thing. He looks like a G.I.
Joe. He has a body left over
that looks kind of nuts
to be honest. Like it's soup. His
waist is ridiculously
tight around his abs.
Who knows, it's probably not done like healing yet.
You know, maybe he'll eat some food and like
pack on a little bit more weight and it'll look a little more
natural. But then his like, his pecks
and shit, his arms look fucking gigantic.
And it's really, it's giving he man.
It's a wild look. And a lot of people
have a lot of opinions about it.
How do we feel about the new Bain Mankevo
look? Does it make you stronger
actually? Do you still have to work out?
So have fat removed? No, but
because he, but he has like how the muscles.
Well, he definitely works out and shit. I think they
put the fat in your muscles. Right, that's what I thought.
They're like, that's what I thought too.
It's a fat transfer. I am open.
I have no idea of Bama Kavu is on
steroids or maybe because you know there is
that synthal shit where you actually inject
oil into your muscles. Now, I'm not
saying that he's doing that. That's what the people that look real
freaky dude. Oh yeah, that's when you see like the Russian
dudes with the big bags of shit
or care top. Caratop.
For sure. No, but Caratop was just like
ripped. He just goes, he was on, no. I think he was
on maybe on steroids at one point, but he didn't
have the syntho. That fools off that. Hey,
okay. You feel he's juicing.
But you don't got synthal going
on, but I don't know. I mean, how do you feel about the bandman
Kevo body? Like, could he get it right now
how's fun? Huh? No. If
anything, if anything,
I'm trying to go under the
knife and come back with some
fat-ass titties too.
That's what I'm saying.
When I saw that, my first thought
was like, why do I even need to try
to work out? Can I just get money so I
could look like that too?
What about a no-jumper experiment? We all just get like
We all go to Turkey and get
bro. Bro. Picture you with Batman Kevo's
waist, but then the rest of your body stays
the same. I don't think this is what you want.
It'll be like an evil meaning me. This is not going to be
good. You got to actually die and work out,
I think. Fuck.
You might pass out and cut your head open on the
wall, but it's probably
there's no shortcuts.
That's why you fainted your fucking stairwheres
were weighing off.
The synthol.
Sittan all.
Oh, they're a new word.
The sit and all was weighing on.
Synthal withdrawal.
But then the other
battle rapper.
The other bandman kevahle thing, though,
is that he then got a tattoo
of White Lives Matter
and Trump.
On his hand.
And Mark Zuckerberg.
He got all this shit tattooed on him,
so everybody's tripping out.
He got White Lives Matter.
Well, big folks is going to be here tomorrow.
We're going to ask him
all about it.
You definitely. Is Bamayette coming?
He might.
I'm gonna tell that nigga too.
Because I just had 16 in him.
Damn, we're calling it close.
Wow.
Oh, God.
But, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, how do you feel about that?
You're gonna get a White Lives Matter tattoo?
No.
He's fully cooked by Kanye, huh?
He's riding hard for the team.
I'm like Kanye don't even got that tattoo.
Yeah, exactly.
You should get Black Lives Matter on you.
Oh, okay.
Sure, sure.
I still got plenty of space on my forehead.
She just cover up the swastika with black lives.
BLM.
I used to make that joke.
I got all my wet power tattoos covered up.
Fire.
I mean,
you've probably got a lot of cover.
It's a little too believable.
Yeah,
that's something like,
you should let that one go.
Gotta be careful.
You're a horse fucker?
Zebra fucker.
Well, rest of peace to Mr. Hans,
because you ever see that documentary?
I watched a YouTube video about it the other day
was a dude who died getting fucked by a horse.
Really?
Yeah, the horse hit it too hard.
He died.
What did?
Like rupture or something?
Anal prolapse.
Yeah, yeah.
A fatal prolapse.
was just getting rammed out by the horse
and apparently there was this whole
community of all these different people who were like
getting fucked by horses and in
Portland or I forget where it was
Sounds like Portland Seattle
Yeah yeah yeah
But this is this is years ago
This is 20 fucking years ago
But all these dudes are just getting banged out by horses
And they're kind of open about it
Even though they're sneaking onto people's farms to get banged by the horses
They're sneaking on to farms
They have like a club
Like a horse fucking club
and they're sneaking around and doing it.
How do you turn on a horse?
Like, do you offer your ass up?
Tood it up, little bitch, boot it up.
I assume you just get down fucking freak nasty
on all fours down below or maybe like you're up on.
You had to pre-loop your asshole?
And you just like sort of let the horse hit it like you a bad bitch.
Do you have to put the scent of Eric Kamena's breath on you?
So like, but yo, people hate, like people in that community
hate Mr. Hans because he died doing it into them.
He put it on blast.
That's just, yeah, he ruined a good thing that they had going.
and they just fucking all these horses, having a good time,
and he ruined.
Imagine you're the farm owner and you come out to, you know,
give your fucking horse some water,
and you just see Adam 22 bent over it in the haystack
getting piped out by the fucking horse.
I'd be like, I own a gay horse.
With lush right there, just like, oh, hell yeah, dude,
you're doing it so good.
This is fire.
What?
And AD's just laughing.
Both sider!
Both sider.
They're both just waiting to get ran through by the horse
He is a both side
I'm making you guys go
I'm gonna be real I'm gonna flex my
My boss status and make you guys go after me
When we're all getting fucked by the horse
I'll do I think that's my last day
You could get your own horse
Maybe wait you guys didn't have to do that to get on the Tuesday show
Oh
Adam what the fuck
Sorry man
Now we went we went to the zebra
The zebra bar not the horse bar
You fuck a zebra?
Zebra cakes
Would you rather fuck a zebra or
horse.
I'm not answering this question.
I'm not going to get
Clif.
I'm not going to get clips.
No,
I got one like that.
If you had to fucking animal.
If you had to fuck,
if you had to fuck,
if you had to fuck,
if you had to fuck a zoo animal,
what would you fuck?
I know,
I did have to park or.
Something small,
like a war hog.
He said,
you were fucking horse.
There's a real answer.
What's the best answer?
There's a real answer to this question.
Or do you want to go up
the evolutionary chain
and fuck a gorilla or something?
No,
thank you.
It would actually be,
it would be a sheep.
And I'll tell you why.
because the sheep's vagina
apparently, allegedly,
is closest to the female anatomy of a human.
That's what all the Irish motherfuckers.
Scottish people, they'd be doing that, right?
Hell yeah, they'd be fucking sheep.
Bro, did you never see the documentary?
I'm a relationship with all my sheep.
Did you not see the documentary
about like the place in
Central America where motherfuckers be
fucking donkeys regularly?
And there's like this, there's this whole...
I support that.
Look, there's this whole village.
Can somebody DM me to link to this?
It's in.
It's a fight.
There's this whole, I think it's vice,
but there's this whole village where it's so normalized.
One in every like three people,
dudes is fucked a donkey at one point.
And there's some of them that that's how they learn how to have sex.
And they get up in a donkey guts.
Right.
And they became so used to fucking donkeys that they're unable to maintain an erection
from an actual woman because their idea of sex.
Yeah.
Pussy's boring.
Yeah.
Pussy born.
Once you had sheep, you never go back.
Isn't that crazy?
Donkey puss.
Some of them sheep's is thick.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
This all started with the horse.
Hold on.
Josh.
Josh,
in the fucking stream.
Oh, my gosh.
Hold on.
Stop trying to silence the truth.
Hey,
do we like him shaved or unshaved?
Got to take the clippers to him.
Dude,
actually,
all like barnyard animals
because I've been going to mad
like zoos and farms and shit with the kids.
Stay to fuck away.
They're all so dirty and gross.
It's just like nasty as far.
I'm so glad.
that I don't have to be a farmer.
The next time you go...
I would play FarmVille,
but I'm not going to be a farmer.
The next time Adam goes to the fucking San Diego Zoo
is going to be posters of him outside the friend.
Oh my God.
Who know let this man...
Polotson.com Animal Edition.
No, last time when I went to the L.A. zoo,
there was a girl protesting out front.
She had a crazy-ass camel toe,
and I put it on my fucking Instagram.
I posted, like, mad pictures of the zoo.
And then the last slide was this girl with cameltoe protesting.
And then the bitch finds out,
and shows up in my comments,
bitching about me fucking calling the attention to her cameltoe.
Did you say something?
Yeah, it's been a long time.
Did you say something about?
He forgets everything and he wasn't here.
I remember the story.
Did you say something about the camel toe in the caption?
I think so.
I felt bad after.
If you just pose it the picture,
then like, you could be like,
what the fuck are you alluding to?
She's out here trying to be a protester.
You know, you got to respect it.
Shouldn't be.
Adam trying to protest.
You should have told her make that camel toe smoke a cancer stick like Camel Joe.
Bro, Cameltoe is hot.
You like a lot.
Can we make that camel toe smoking cancer stick on camel toe?
You get distracted when you're looking through the feed and you just see a nice cameltoe just staring back at you and just walk out of it.
I'd be seeing full labia on Instagram and like they deleted my shit again.
What did you get your shit deleted?
Yeah, how?
Okay, I posted this meme the night before where it was like a nigga.
Was it somebody in the military again?
A horse dick or something?
No, no, no.
It was the nigger rapping where he was basically like his punchline was I'm a beat your ass after everything he was saying like, like you.
cut me off in the line, I'm a beach your ass.
If you did it da-da-da, I'm a beat your ass.
And I just thought it was funny, and I posted that, and I got fucking flagged.
And then the next morning I woke up and I...
And no other warnings or anything.
Oh, I definitely had some other warnings.
Like, I used that page as a backup page for like two years, bro.
So I definitely had some other warnings, but it was like, it really was out of nowhere.
What if you posted a King Vonsong song?
Yeah, right.
Right.
No, but that probably really would get deleted because all the gang members get deleted more than anybody, you know?
No, if you do anything, gang really?
gang related on there. You said anything, they do that. And that's why all the game members have
invented a fucking new language. They'll always have the most cryptic shit that's so hard to
understand unless you actually really get their shit. I got a strike a couple months ago for me saying
good shit Crip to you in like 2021 and they gave me a strike for that. What the fuck? Yeah. They're cracking
down on Crippin. Dude, are they going to all like migrate to Parlor? I for want to support it.
Yeah, we need a gang friendly app. But no, but then they'll take it. If you're allowing death
threats that the app store won't even allow it to exist.
That's basically what like Shireakology or Calibang are on Reddit.
Yeah.
It's kind of like the parlor for gang members, right?
It said I was inciting violence.
It's so stupid.
Do you think that you're already like on high alert for them?
In the band algorithm?
Yeah, like your IP is like, you feel me?
Probably.
They got you in the like band Hall of Fame.
They got you in the Lewis Farrakhan category.
The honorable.
But I'm not going to lie, bro.
You don't want to get done like Vlad, bro.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
It's no secret.
He's banned from, like, all social media.
But I'm not going to lie.
It just sucks so bad because, like, I just submitted my album two weeks ago.
It's releasing on December 2nd.
Oh, how to, well, allegedly this is only a 30-day suspension, though.
How do you know?
It says that?
It says that.
They usually say that, and then they just take their shit away.
What the fuck?
No, your shit said I read.
He's giving me no hope.
No, your shit said you have 30 days to dispute it, is whatever.
it's head phone. I got a guy for you
you know. Listen. Hey, I know
a guy. Hey, I know a guy.
He makes sandwiches on TikTok. Hey, get your fingers
out the gaba gul.
We need a friend who's like an Italian
caricature like that. You could play like what you mean? You can play like
almost every race. I can play any race.
Black. Hey, I was thinking about
Give me your black impression. No.
He's like a DJ. Don't do it. Don't do it. He's like
a DJ drama style. What do you mean?
Here. Here. He's a little hard to tell. He's from a Mexican
I'll give you my black impression.
You're really a South Sider?
Yuri?
Is Yuri a Southsider?
No, are you?
Am I a Southsider?
Do you tap in, I'm supposed to do blue when you come to?
Oh my God.
I'm a West L.A. resident.
Very tactical.
I had Rich Humme Kwan today on it, and he was doing the little song and dance
where he wouldn't fully tell me why him and Thug fell out.
Well, he does that in every interview.
I thought you know how much you do a dance in a world.
If you watch every interview, you can maybe like piece together what really happened
because he gives you a little bit.
every interview. You want to see my impression
of a black man? Go ahead. Anti-disestablishmentarianism.
Numano ultra-microscopic silicole volcano
coniosis. I'm well-spoken.
This is the
lush cuck episode.
Look, fool. I get
way too much... Never mind.
Never mind. You're about to spit a bar?
No. No. I was
about to spit a bar. He was about to do some
Bill Maher shit. What I was trying to do
because I could see that you didn't quite,
you know... He was trying to say like, oh,
Look, I think black people are so smart
that I'm just going to say the biggest words
I can think of.
Actually, the two largest words
in the English language.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I only know the first one.
Antigist established the term.
Which is the second largest?
That's the Arabis.
Bro, when I went to Estonia,
they got some words out there on the buildings
that are like the long, like 30, 40 fucking characters.
The craziest words.
It's so fucked up.
And that's why their culture is so gnarly,
because it'll be like,
schlitz, feiss, what I can't dung.
And that, and that means.
And that shit means like door.
It's like if Dred's dig was a word.
That's real.
Accurate.
You're gay.
I'm gay.
I'm the gay one.
I mean,
you planted the seed in my brain.
You do beat off the dread though.
No.
Well, yeah.
But I've seen this girl.
Not the hymn part, but today I seen a girl out of the clinic when I was getting tested.
And she looked like she was burning.
Oh no, I took it off.
Con queso?
I thought I still had the band.
into John.
I saw the IV
the last time I seen her.
HIV with cheese.
I can walk around
the IV still in his arm.
That's what AIDS is HIV with cheese.
Yeah, I saw that.
And I said to her,
I go, because the last time I seen her,
I was banging her.
And I said to her, I'm like,
hey, I was just watching you in dread
because she had just got banged out
by him in the asshole.
Wow.
When I said that, she looked at me like so proud.
Like, like, I'm her dad.
And she's just like so proud of like how good she did in school.
She took that. She took that.
Well, I mean, it's, it's not an everyday dick.
It is, it is quite an achievement.
It's not your everyday penis.
How does he like, is it difficult for him to take a shit, you think?
Does what is he have to?
Yo, I should have asked that.
I don't want nothing dripping on me.
I should ask that.
Yeah.
Because you have to put his dick on the toilet?
Like, definitely.
The ceiling is dripping now?
Yeah, that's bad.
But those who don't know, the fucking building was like flooding in part of it today.
Is it even raining still?
I don't think it's probably it's probably hell of water collected up there though yeah but we don't know but you can see we don't want to have a sorrela incident yeah that can oh that can came in who keeps doing that it would be pretty tough y'all got good insurance here because i uh we could run a little play i don't know do we have insurance i'm gonna get under the light not no more yeah no i'm gonna get under the light oh my god you just burn no sure sure sure they're like are you hurt sir sure sure sure you're like are you hurt sir sure sure
Sure.
Are you insured?
Sure.
All right, that was funny.
Yeah.
We got them back, man.
We had to bring it back at you.
Got him.
I'm like, goddamn two offices in the world just dripping through the fucking shit.
Well, the office is dripping every time I come through.
Anyway.
Wow, that was a good one.
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Next Friday.
Tons of surprise guests.
Tons of crazy shit.
Next Friday?
look that's really creeping up on us in a i don't feel bad that i'm not on the flyer you feel me
it's totally all good we will all be in the building there is a new flyer being made too there is a new
flyer was the i think the original fire was p.l his house phone was doing original on a new flyer
yeah what the fuck you'll see wow damn i got taken off the flyer that's crazy me me and house phone
can i be am i even allowed to be on the on the show i said that all four of us need to be
on here. It's just like the San Diego Zoo. Do not let this man enter.
He wasn't brought to the San Diego Zoo. Or no, he's only brought to the San Diego Zoo.
Yeah, I didn't know there was the LA Zoo.
How someone's going to be doing his next podcast at the San Diego Zoo.
Watch out for Adam.
Why, fucking the animals.
It would be cool.
Have a little pod there.
Back to Dread taking shit.
Yeah.
I got to ask him, though, because that, I mean.
He puts it on the toilet for show.
Even somebody with a normal human-sized dick at some point,
when you're taking the shit,
you have maybe been shocked
to feel your penis
touched the inside of the bowl.
It happens to me.
I don't like it.
If you're not careful.
I don't like it.
So when you're dealing with a dick
that like is probably
fucking five times bigger
than the average dick
even when it's soft,
I mean,
that's got to happen all the time.
It's probably touches the dooky sometimes.
Yeah.
I don't even notice.
Oh,
exactly.
It's like,
it's like,
it's like dipping a shit standing up.
It's like dipping a shit.
Oh my.
My.
In the urinal.
You think he just,
he just rest his dick.
He rest his dick on his,
It's like, bitch is like with hell of ass
as Meg the stallion, you're going to have to shit.
I wonder, yeah, I wonder if it's weird to piss
with a giant dig too, because the piss has
to travel so far to get to the end of the day.
And even like, you know when you finish
pissing, every time I finish pissing,
I kind of squeeze the last of the piss out of my dick.
I mean, that's got to be weird when you're dealing with a fucking
garden hose.
You've got this massive dick.
I mean, imagine how much piss could possibly be inside of it.
I feel like if you're eating there, bro.
If you're pissing like that, it probably feels like,
it's like a delayed reaction.
Yo, a piss when you have a pissed on a long time
is one of the top feelings in life.
Look, there's an old, like, vine or some, like, short video of Diddy,
like drunk as fuck in the bathroom, and he's peeing.
And he's like, ah, this shit better than sex.
He's right.
I feel that.
Drunk-ass Diddy, you peeing.
You got to tell your lady like, girl.
Hey, this shit really dripping.
Where is it landing?
If you love right there.
Like, right by 80.
If you love me, you'll watch me pee.
He's gonna tell your lady that
Who knows what it looks like on the roof right now
Maybe it's crazy with the fuck
See this is always what happens
You buy a property
And you think it's fine
And then you find out there's all kinds of shit
fucked up about it
So you won't get a lemon
You wanna get a lemon?
That's what happened at my fucking house too
It's like buying a car
The driveway floods
It's crazy
That's flood
The air conditioner is your driveway
Your driveway floods
My place is flooded right now
That's the thing though
The nicer your crib is
The higher probability
that something's going to go wrong because there's more that can go wrong.
Nigger, the wind knocked my fucking trash can to middle of the street today.
I was like, what the fuck?
Yes, bro.
Bro, I was at Duno's spot over there in the east side,
and literally, as I'm leaving, torrential downpour.
That shit was like a fucking tsunami.
Today was like the worst that I probably seen already here.
And I'm from L.A., so I get shook when it starts raining.
It was fucking flooding while we're interviewing the hockey way.
Bro, we were mid-interview.
I look over at Adam.
and see if he sees it.
Oh, you're in the office?
Bro, in the other office.
It's like literally fighting the water.
Trying to keep it from reaching the camera equipment with like paper towels.
He's fighting against it.
And I can hear them with the vacuum and everything out there trying to soak it all up.
But listen, listen.
When I first looked, it was like, you know, the door was open.
It was like kind of creeping up at the door.
We kept talking.
We ignored it.
I looked back again, nigga, it's right by the cameras.
It's like almost there.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
It says it's not going to rain tomorrow.
It's going to rain.
And the whole time I'm thinking like, are we...
The whole time I'm like, are we about to stop this interview?
Or are we going to just keep going, like, mid-flood?
I was proud of us that we didn't mention it.
I wanted to so bad.
It took away from...
It would have took away from the story we were telling.
It would have threw the whole fucking...
Was it audible at all?
Can you like hear?
The flooding?
Yeah.
No.
I'm saying because you said there's like...
Gosh.
Nah, motherfucker fucking.
You said there's noises going on and shit.
A little bit because outside the door, you could kind of hear them
scrambling around cleaning and shit.
but I doubt that you could hear it through the headphones.
It's the same sound as Band Man Kevow's Lypo.
I'm about to go get that treatment.
Yeah, me too.
Down as fuck.
No, that's the question is, though,
if I actually lose a ton of weight at some point,
would I be tempted?
Like, do you reach a point where it's hard to lose that last bit of fat?
Because I would imagine that that probably could happen to a lot of people.
Am I fat enough that when I lose hell of weight,
am I going to have, like,
skin flapping.
Maybe, but that's still way better than just being
fat, because I wonder about that too.
If I get really skinny.
You're not going to lose that much weight.
The dude Jason Nash from the vlog squad
who does videos with David Doebrook and everything,
he lost Helloway.
Who was David Dobry?
Shut up.
And this dude is old as fuck.
And he fucking lost like,
He did this like transformation video.
I figured out old he was like 50 or some shit.
This dude is fat.
Way fatter than you right now.
And he fucking lost weight and he has like a six pack.
Yeah.
I don't like be surprised how much your skin was shit.
But that's the thing.
I don't want to be jump roping with my fucking spare skin.
I don't have to put it on TikTok if you don't want.
You have to be like 400 pounds or something.
Have you all seen the new things they're doing right now where they're like like dirt got it.
All the rappers is getting it.
NFL players.
They're putting you to sleep while they have like five people do tattoos on you.
For real?
Yes.
Dirk did it?
Dirk did it.
Dirk did it.
Money bag yo did it.
Post Malone did it.
No, I got to be honest.
See, that's funny though because that's my preferred of way.
of getting tattooed is to take a bunch of Zanz
or fucking drink lean
just get so fucked up that I barely
am even like registering what's happening
They do everything in one day
You get everything you get everything done
I was like I consider doing it.
Why not just get knocked out?
That's kind of cool but it's also like
Pousy as hell
Super lame fool
Yeah but if you want to get like
If you want to get all your shit in one day
Legs back stomach type shit
But at least part of why getting
Tattooed is considered cool
Is the fact that it hurts right
Man, that's her bad.
I mean, that's part of what people say when they come up to you.
It was like, how much of that hair, getting that done on your head or whatever?
You know, like, that's one of the things that makes it cool.
So then they come out with the numbing gels, and it's like, then I realized that I could just take opiates.
Bro.
Tatues.
Tatues went from meaning.
They were.
Tatues went from meeting.
I'm a outlaw.
I'm a rebel to, I'm a barista in Los Pheles.
Not me.
I'm badass.
Wait, no, no, wait, wait.
But I do have to say this.
I've had pretty good of the jail, the numbing jails.
I feel like it hurts way worse doing that
because you don't get the natural buildup of like the pain
and kind of slowing down.
You just feel it less.
It just numbing it.
Nah, nigga, when that shit wear off,
when it hurts worse.
No, I'm saying it hurts more.
Bro, like, I'm saying once it starts wearing off
while you're getting shaded or like while they're still...
Because if you take a break and you come back,
you is not prepared for that.
And that's what's more important.
worse. The most painful part of getting a tat
is when they shade it and go afterwards
like, hell no, the lines are worse.
No, hell no. People are, no. The line is, the
color is like a rub. It's like they're
massaging your skin. The shading. The shading
is worse. Lines is like the fucking needle
being dragged through your skin.
You guys are all on fucking hardcore
fentanyl. But no, but think about it though.
Like literally, because you have way more needles.
It's shading over the... Exactly. It's going
over skin that's already sensitive
and sore. Yeah, maybe right. So like...
Yeah, I haven't got tattoos long enough I kind of forgot.
I just, I just,
What I don't fuck with two.
He made a whole argument.
I haven't got tattoos so long.
I could barely remember.
Was the last tattoo got the people one?
Maybe at least like three years ago.
And no, not the people one.
And it's like,
and it's like,
that takes like 20 minutes.
The shit that's like a big deal is like the stomach
and the arms where it's hours and hours and hours.
I've never done that and I never will.
You're getting shit done on your arm
that it's so big that it's like you actually have like a,
it's like you've had a surgery.
You're like walking around your arm all bandaged up for a week or two.
It's like,
stomach was terrible.
Yeah, it's a painful spot.
Don't tell me that.
I haven't got my eyes.
That's why I'm so nervous to get my back done
because I fucking have to sit down for it.
I'm gonna be like Kazumi with a butt pillow doing interviews like this.
No, you just go to sleep and they do all that shit.
See,
but afterwards,
it's like you got this huge scab on your back.
Okay,
so if you've put in work and got a bunch of tattoos,
that's cool,
but I don't like the whole thing of these rappers,
artists,
whatever,
getting signed.
And as part of a marketing strategy.
They get tatted up.
Yeah, like that's just.
A little baby don't have.
tattoos. That's like the new having
tattoos. That's bold. I respect. Yeah.
Not having tattoos is having the new
tattoos. That's more of a statement. Hey.
What the fuck was that? You just got gay for a minute.
A horrible, horrible
misstep. Oh, hey. No, it's just like, I mean,
I think that record is, and I, the fuck with baby, that's not the one. That's not
you. I fuck with it. You like the little baby project? That's just not him.
I listen to it. They didn't make that big an impression on me. I owe it a few more
listens. I fuck with that. Drake and
21. Can we talk about the
freshman class thing of 2016 now?
I'm trying to leave, motherfucker.
Yeah, me too.
Y'all don't want to talk about it.
It's the no jumper show.
Everybody is great.
All of the artists are equally good.
Real quick, 21 or Kodak?
Kodak.
Kodak.
Kodak instantly.
Who sell it more?
I like 21.
21.
There ain't even that many rappers I like, and I like 21.
So that's saying a lot.
Who sell it more?
More so.
I will go with Kodak.
Well,
21 got a diamond record,
bro.
There's nothing to talk about.
I think,
yeah,
because then Kodak
saw like 45K
on his new project.
I don't know what,
what 21 would sell
right now.
Super Gremlin's at least
two times,
three times.
But to be fair,
like 21,
when he drops a project,
he goes hard.
He really drops up project.
It's different.
And also,
this is an ultimate cheat go
with Drake.
It's like,
that doesn't count at all.
But it doesn't count.
It's been doing a little bit more
of the low-key releases.
21 has Bank of Bank of
and Rockstar.
It's a big,
I got that whole album with fucking bro.
Boom, boom.
Like, everybody in that class has been very successful.
With the exception of designer.
He's the biggest bust in that entire class.
But designer took offense to 21 Savage's comments.
I'm like, designer, you got your head up your right now.
And had literally an autistic fucking rant about it in the form of an antiquated 2016 freestyle.
Be serious.
Designer, I fuck with you, designer.
But don't put yourself in the category of 21 in Kodak.
That was silly.
That was probably his moment to like, you know, like.
It's kind of offensive.
Like to be spoken about.
That's why.
He's been having a lot of moments recently.
You don't want all the moments in a row where people are talking about you to be you basically taking L's.
Yeah.
Because it was the same thing with the ESG thing.
And then this is basically another L.
They're saying crying over take off and he's done with a rap.
Yeah, you're just kind of like.
And it's weird to see you get into that place because it's kind of like that's the only kind of attention that people are probably likely.
give him at this point.
People just aren't listening to his music.
I felt bad he's crying over take up.
If he makes a fire song,
are people even tuned in enough to see it?
I haven't heard a fire record from him in decades.
But what would it take for you to listen to a designer project?
I just feel like people don't do that.
They get tired of an artist.
They get used to the idea that this artist is not going to be somebody that they listen
to anymore and then they move on.
They listen to their classic huge artists and then they listen to new artists.
They don't really go back to the artists that they consider like,
I, do we still have catering?
Y'all didn't say y'all wanted it, but like, I said I had catering available.
He's thinking with us to tummy.
Next time, it's good.
But, okay, but.
No, you gotta go to Jack in the box on your own.
What about Uzi?
Because Uzi in that class, too.
Oh, yeah.
Uzi's nice.
Ouzi's out of here.
Uzi is a bigger star, and musically, I would take him over 21.
I just want to work.
Or Kodak, to me, it's close.
I think he's a bigger star.
He is a bigger star.
Musically, he's bigger than Kodak.
That's what I meant.
That's what I meant.
For me, on a personal level, I might take Kodak, although Uzi's close.
It's okay.
And then you got Yadi.
I would love to see 21 versus Kodak.
And I would love to see Uzi versus Playboy Cardi.
I think that that would be more.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't doing it.
Uzi and Kari are going to just do the fusion dance one day and just become one person.
As crazy as Cardi is, like there wouldn't be Cardi.
There wouldn't be Cardi without Uzi.
I was jealous watching Kaisana.
I'm wrong?
I'm done a debate at it.
Doing the craziest dance.
on the cars and they got the flash mob going.
That looked fun as fun.
That was such a good vlog.
As I know it was good,
it's because I'm watching it actually like,
fuck, I would like to be there.
That was awesome.
Yeah, that was amazing vlog.
Kaisenat hanging out with Uzi.
I was very impressed by him as a.
They were shooting that.
I just want to rock.
Yeah.
I just want to rock.
That's like the most Philly thing of all time,
flipping that jersey house beat for that.
Oozie is not scared to dance, man.
Oh, he'd be going crazy.
It's almost weird to just be that famous.
and that rich, and to just be expending so much energy.
He never sweat.
Burning hella calories.
Yeah, but he's doing it for like no reason.
He's just hanging out in the dressing room, hitting dances and shit.
It's not like he's only doing it when he's performing.
He's just doing it.
He just got the rhythm in his soul, bro.
That's how you become good at it.
He got a song in his heart.
You don't think that there's like some heavy influence from Uzi and Cardi
beyond the fact that they made hella records together coming up and all that.
Cardi is the culmination of all of his co-signs early on,
both musically and, like, people in art and fashion and shit.
But he took it to another level, though, man.
Yeah, but he definitely lived up to it musically,
even though I don't fucking care for it that much,
but people love it.
But also, yeah, I think you have to look at Uzi
as part of what built the mythos of Cardi.
But I think it's vice versa, too.
I think also, like, them linking up helped out Uzi a lot, too.
Cardi is so cool now.
Even though Uzi was the bigger artist,
it's like, it helped the trajectory of both of their careers.
Woke up like this is amazing.
Scope the trajectory of my cock.
The thing is, though, like...
I'm kind of glad they never dropped the collab album.
Do y'all remember...
It would have been too much.
It would have been amazing.
Do you all remember when Cardi came out, out South by Southwest?
When was that, like 2016 or 17?
And he had the song with Dash.
I think I filmed that.
I filmed it.
It's on YouTube right now.
Yeah, Fetty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Max O'Creme.
Which is weird and it's kind of, yeah.
That's like...
Fettio.
That's like Max O'Cream's like ending song when he performs
or, like, one of his most popular songs,
and Cardi doesn't play it anymore.
Yeah.
Dude, too bad that
Wretch wasn't on that song, bro.
That would have been crazy.
They would have both been on that.
I would have just had him instead of Dash.
No, but I think that was the performance that I filmed
that it's like the trippiest thing to watch
because you're getting to see like Ian Connor
just sitting there doing his like moody,
sad boy pose and like Rockies there.
It's like all these people that like were pretty legendary
and like went on to be hell of legendary
and they're all just posted up on stage
on a tiny ass club for South By.
It's actually weird when you think about this shit
and realize like,
I live through some legendary shit.
Like I fucking had that one Twitter video
that I put out of Cardi performing
I hand on everything show in like 2015.
Yeah.
And wasn't that after a ham show too
in South by?
Probably.
Was it a ham show?
I don't know.
I thought it was.
It's like five billion fucking shows
at every South By is like so hard to differentiate
which one was which.
Would you go back?
Would you go back ever?
Yeah.
We might actually go.
We might actually go.
We might have a podcast.
If we do a jump around
or I'm going.
Oh, that's different.
But if we do that, we got to go.
Houston and Dallas and DuPods too.
Although I might actually kill the ticket sales.
Hashtag Pound Town.
Can we do ticket sales in all three and still sell?
Good?
I think so.
Doug told me that he felt like an insane celebrity when he went to Houston and that it was
like straight up fucking no jumper fans for the most part too coming up to him,
talking about rope gang and screaming out of them and shit.
That's fire as foot.
That might be a really good demographic to hit.
People everywhere watch this shit.
I don't know about y'all.
Auckland, New Zealand.
bro. I get hit up like three or four
people. I would love to go to New Zealand.
Australia, New Zealand. Like,
they love us. Do they have any horses?
Like, hmm, doesn't sound too shabby.
Any sheep's around?
Some lowland sheep.
All right, I'm going to go jerk off as a beastality porn.
Appreciate you guys.
I'm out of the war of nine movie.
I want to go play with my balls.
I think of work. Appreciate you guys.
Notjumber.com. Copy your tickets for the show at the Novo
happening next Friday.
I just want to rock.
And I will be on the flyer.
I want to suck your cock.
I might not be.
be on the fly, but thank you guys for having me on the show.
Hello, Dr. Spock.
I just interviewed a knock.
I'm trying to blow up on TikTok.
Her pussy tastes...
And the rain drip drops.
My gay homie got monkey pox.
And his pussy don't smell like butterscotch.
His fuck bitches look like oldie locks.
But he could still drink a rolling rock and hold my cock.
Whoa.
You niggas are...
Gay.
Nasty.
