No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 173

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

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Dund-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. Are you saying, like, baby got back? Under pressure. I was saying. Oh. Oh. Man. But that's where the sample came from, right?

No, that's... Ice Ice Baby. But it came from from a Queen song. That's Queen, yeah. Undle-press-pressure. And David Bowie, man. Come on, man. Yep.

We know music. Mostly when it relates to Vanil Ice. We listen to music. Mostly when it relates to vanilla ice. Vanilla eyes. Hey, speaking of ice, I'm feeling pretty icy out here in these fashion nova jeans. Just let the record reflect.

Let the record reflect, Josh, that I'm feeling very icy in my fashion ovas. Let the show continue. Birkenstocks. Anyway, Bernie sucks. There you go. Somebody said that either when you went out of town

or when Lena went out of town, that you washed her own jeans and shrunk them. That I shrunk my jeans? I lost a ton of weight while she was gone. No, you look good. I'm not going to lie. Appreciate it. I was a grove smash.

I saw a comment the other day. Thank you. I saw a comment the other day in the chat that was just like Adam's wearing juggings today. And I was like, fell a little offended. I'm like, my pants are a lot looser right now than they have been in recent memory.

For you to call them juggings is deeply offensive. Shout out to my boy lush for getting my teeth whiten today. Yeah. Let me see. Smile. I still feel a little insecure to smile. Let me see. No,

I don't really like the gaps in my teeth. I don't want to smile. I thought that. What about you, Adam? Here, should I just do it? He's doing it. All right. They look pretty white.

I'm not going to lie. Why do he smile like that? You'll leave me hanging? Yo, let me ask you the question, though. Like, what has to happen in order for your smile to be what you want it to be? Like, do you, are you trying to go full beers with it? Or are you, because you're getting your teeth white? I'm going to hook you up, bless, don't trip.

Because if you were going to give in ears, you wouldn't just begin your teeth white. Well, it's like, it's, you know, past the time. The best we could do at the moment. He was Josh's idea. Yeah, shout out to Josh for that. So he just came with T. Graham and was like, hey, bro, you need to get away. Like, it's time. Well, it's like, I used to the thing is like, it wasn't only.

Josh. He's like, this guy looks too much like me. I can't be having people think my teeth are fucked up. I asked him. I didn't tell him. He wants me to look more like him. Is that what H.R. He didn't ask nobody else with you.

H.R. is supposed to tell you that your teeth is suck, right? You got yours too, Gina? Wait, Josh told you you need to get veneers? that's fucked up it was a really kind gesture oh my god not the punstigator

oh my fuck out of here bro oh no you're gonna just hear it in the background go in go in

go in go in talk about it talk about it oh man wait before we start gotta give a shout out to my guy

Bob at New Era shout out to Bob at New Era shout to John Stan me and house phone we did a campaign with him today What did Bob do?

He's just a good guy. He's a great guy. So you guys took photos. You guys were models. It's not just photos. It's a whole campaign, man. You did a lookbook. It's a beautiful collaboration between

John Stan from New York. John Stamos? How many other people were involved with this? It was a big production. Yeah, it was a huge thing. In Long Beach, it's beautiful. No offense, but like is the idea to like help give a couple of young, overweight black men like a chance?

Like, like, I just don't like look at you guys and see models. I mean, I think I look pretty good. I don't know. So you had to shave for it? Because you're looking a little bit, like, clean, yeah. You see these exclusive hats and no one's going to. Come on a lot. He's not coming out for Elisa until next year.

But they're trying to hit the big and tall market running. Now, listen. Have they neglected it? See, as soon as he loses a little weight. He wants to call everybody back. Jesus. I can't wait until you like ham again. You got it.

No, look. What's with ham? Ham is great. This is what it is. Like, you know, they're trying to tap in with the streets. They want to touch in. They want to touch the people. No, no, no.

Not that, but I'm saying. Keyway. You know, we did. Keyway is crazy. No, just, you know, we, you know, when you think of hats, you think of LA, man. We're the, you know, we're the top two front runners, man. Number one, number two. Listen.

Yeah, did they see the hat battle? Did they talk about it? The new era knows about that? They was like, you know what, AD? We're going to give you a chance since you disgraced our brand. No, that shit was dope as far as. They're interacting with your tomfoolery because you've been just taking their hats and just straight blasphemizing them over.

That's not a word. Over and over and over, just straight blasphemy, taking the hat, doing freaky things to the hat. So I'm looking at you now, like, damn, they're actually accepting you. This is like your, your, uh, your Chubble Andrew moment where the Gucci ghost gets accepted by Gucci. Well, but see, this is the thing. Like Dapper Dan and Gucci.

All the guys. Much better. There we go. More mainstream appeal to that. All the guys that I know who make the hats that I wear, like New Era is reaching out to them and grabbing them up. instead of because at first they were like stopping a lot of them like you can't do this to our hats no more and now they're giving them collapse and this is one of the hell of a day to come through in a pink

snapback yeah yeah yeah first of all it's chrome hearts oh oh yeah yeah yeah the good the good chrome trucker hey tell me more about myself you feel me like tell me more what's the shirt acid girl what oh yeah no this is a dope designer right here living dead girl some shit that's pussy in town this is like Disconnected. We got to talk about each other's office. I know, I know. Yeah, no, you feel me? Something light that was given to a player.

Yeah. Because they've seen the kid on the No Jumper stage, and they're like, all right. Really? Congratulations on making the live show flyer this Friday go get some tickets. At Nojumper.com. Come in. We still have some tickets left. It's going to be up.

Sharp is going to be there. Lush is going to be there. The Monday show is going to be insanity unfolding. She's like, huh? I don't fucking know. I'll ask Josh who's going to be there, but fucking the crew will be in the building and I'm very excited. The dentists will be there

whitening teeth on stage. The BBO doctor. Lush hooked me up with a Hispanic female teeth whitener who had mad prison stores. Yeah, yeah. So what did she get a bid for? She did a RICO charge. She used to be from Avenues gang,

you feel me, Drew Street, which is crazy because Glacell Park is now somewhat of a livable neighborhood, but back in the day, was one of the most treacherous trenches in the whole city. And she's like high-powered, banged out young Chola that did the damn thing for a long time. She did a bid, got her shit together, transformed and is. Congrats for her.

She's raw as fuck. I'm going to be real with you, though. By the end of the teeth whitening, I was kind of like, I feel like I could do this. Yeah, you totally could. They kind of just put some stuff on it and then they put this thing. The little blue thing. No disrespect to her or anything, but I'm thinking maybe I'm going to get in the teeth whitening business. Yeah, you don't want the problems with it.

That's it. I want to be here to DECC. I'm going to invest in her. No, yeah. Duno did an interview two months ago that I regret not watching. Negra on facing 25 to life, life in a woman's prison, female serial killers. I remember doing time stamps for it, but I got to actually watch.

And I was during the interview, I'm like, beforehand, like I know her man, like who she'd been for hell long. And I said to her man, I was like. Adam, stay away. No, I was like, what's up? You know what he was thinking. You've seen Lush smoking in Newport with him earlier. Listen, I said, I said, does she have?

an identical twin sister is that an out of pocket thing to say that's kind of out of pocket you said that to the husband? Yeah and then then during and then he's like she does have a sister but you know she only likes foreigners

I was like shit my grandparents are Italian let's go Lush is a chameleon he could portray any race if he needs to and then check it out so we're sitting in she's like playing with my teeth doing all that shit and I was like so I heard you got a sister

and she's like oh hell no close your mouth flush. I had to do the temperature check to see if she was really down. Down four? Well, when I shouted her out on TikTok, I fucking put Soryla 69 as the background song. Oh my God. That's so like racist.

What's wrong with you? The real shit. With the real shit? Well, if Riverside, you know, me, like I... Revis, fool. A lot of people don't know that I'm working as Jenny 6'9's stylist and consultant. You're a PR. So I wanted to do my thing. HR. Oh, I'm going to be on food community right now because I just said that.

Shouts to the L.A. tooth fairy. That's her. Shout out to the Riverside Tooth Fairy. Hey, Rebaugh. You got to watch it when they put that gel on your gums because it can like really burn your shit. Yeah. So the angel,

you can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. Makes your teeth fall out. That's the only difference. Yeah, I think I'm not nothing else. No,

but that's why I'm drinking Starbucks with a straw right now because she told me to try to make sure it hits the back of my throat. Pause. Pause. Oh. No, she, she had the best pause ever because when I asked her, I'm like,

yo, so I heard this hurts your, your gums. And she goes, oh my my my my my my my my gel is so is so good that when it hits your teeth a 12 year old wouldn't mind whoa and I hit her with that's what she's oh no actually I didn't say that's what she said I said yeah that's what josh said that's what that's what mr. girl said yeah yo I just seen that last night really bro no like him explaining the story like oh oh you watch probably watch destiny stream no it was him.

It just talked about us a little bit, but I haven't had a chance to check it out. Bro, what the fuck, bro? Yeah. But, okay, so I feel they hate Falago on that street. Really? Who does him? They're like, he's an idiot. Everybody can't say.

I'm like, oh, how dare they? They just hate North Dakotaans. Anyway, I feel bad the house on Sierra, but let's talk about the Parker and second birthday party. So let's talk about the invite list. How do we feel about the fact? Don't try to blame it on Lina, first of all. First of all, that's exactly what I'm going to do. So basically.

He for sure lied about some shit. Yeah, I know. She, like, put together the list, and without mentioning it to me, she invited a much smaller cast of characters. She only invited T-Rell and AD from the No Jumber cast. But then you personally... Her reasoning being that they are the dads.

Respect. And then, you know, we're in the group chat, and a couple of people the day of are kind of like, we didn't get invited. I did not do that for the record. I said that for show. I absolutely did not do that whatsoever. From your perspective, how did you get invited?

Because this is pretty much the most exclusive party of the year. Yeah. There was Sesame City decorations. Jayzie and Beyonce was there. How did I get invited? They drove by. The real reason that I got invited is because you wanted me there. Because you're like, I wanted Lush to be there.

Now, there's some. That kind of makes it worse for everybody else. No, no, no, hold on, though. There's some, and maybe there, because I don't like what Adam was doing on back on fig last night. What was he doing? He was trying to retro-werew. actively. First of all, first of all,

he said that I had a hairy chest, which is not fucking true. But you were coming in a little hot with the open shirt with the chest hair fully on. I don't have, big chief. No, shout out to Manscape. I don't have chest hair. Because of Manscape. Because of Manscape. Well, it's funny you say that. Let's take a little

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Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, Simpson's, man. I thought it was funny. I was just laughing at the reference. With that being said, you're not getting off the hook that easy. Go ahead. You're not going to just do an ad read here. So what do you think that I was doing?

I like that you're psycho analyzing me since this is normally what I do to them. No, I broke that down. But first, what do you mean by them? Speak on your chest hair. All right. I despise body hair. Like, I despise it on. Your arm's kind of hairy.

Yeah, exactly. This is like the most it'll get. And arms is like, you feel me? Like, I don't want to look like a motherfucking crow magnon, man. I don't like that shit, bro. That's fair. You feel me? So I make sure.

And look, I was, that was the one button up that I had because my clothes still haven't come from Philly yet. And I was trying to look nice. But then I was like, there's going to be a bunch of cool people here. It's Adam and Lana. There might be some porn stars doing pronos. So let me like. At the kid's birthday. Birthday birthday.

Yeah, I don't know. Around the corner. I hope not. That's literally what I thought. So I was like, there are some porn people there, don't even front. Yeah, Riley Reid was there. Exactly, brother. She wasn't doing porn.

She was just hanging out with her kid. She wasn't there last year. I've been Jackson off to Riley Reed for a fat hit in it now. She's used to that. Yeah, yeah. She's cool with that. Yeah. Did you tell her that in real life?

I didn't get, I didn't really get a chance to. When she, in front of her husband, that probably would have been weird. But in fact, run my fade, bro. When she thinks that was. I was like, cool, too. Definitely inviting you back at that. I'm just kidding, God.

Yeah, next year. If you, I'm sure when she pictures her average fan, it is like a dude looking at Newport with his shirt on button to show his chest hair. Now, lack thereof, chest hair. How many, how many buttons down was,

I was like four buttons? It was a microaggression. I'm glad you didn't bring the energy to the workplace. He would have been like, Gina. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah, Gina coming here with just a jacket. Jesus.

Yeah, right? Yeah. A jacket and jerks. But I've never seen, though. You know, I heard. Gina encourages this type of behavior. She got a Jenny 6-9 on the other day, man. That's what I wore on whole fessions.

You stay away, love you. I'm pro. It's a workplace, sis. Now, with that being said, Adam, did I not make a decent impression? I met moms. Oh, it was cool. Yeah, I introduced you to mom. You filmed, he showed love.

I wanted you to make those introductions. That's why I offered the invite. Okay. And it was not to make sure that you didn't go to the bar and drink Jack Daniels, which is what I said on back on thing. I had a bar? No, I thought that, you know, I just wanted to make it.

Now, I was making a joke. He was being kind. That Lush was going to go and relapse if I didn't. Which, like, I'm more pissed about the chest hair than anything. But regardless, here's the real reason why Adam felt the need to be smirch my name and retroactively downplay his love for me and the invite. See, I'm impressed by this. This logic is pretty good. Yeah.

Because there's people like Housephone, who he's been friends with for far longer. There's people like Duna. I couldn't tell. There's people like Duna who's only 22, fool, and was really emotional about the shit. Okay, wait, wait. Hold up.

Can I jump in real quick? The only reason why I was like, okay, you know, the kids thing, that's very important. But then I'm like, bro, I know, does Lush have a kid that I don't know about? I have hell of the kids. I've had hell of abortions.

I've turned pussies into graveyard. Same movie moments. Honestly, I just like, when we were in the group chat, I just said it. I was like, Lash just pull up because. No, you secretly texting me on the side. That wasn't in the group chat. Listen, listen, if I'm banned...

All my tricks are getting expensive. If I'm banned because I was shotgun and white claws a year before... It was not a ban by any means. Like, if you had hit me up and been like, yo, can I come? I would have a guy, dude. I don't have a kid. To be fair, last year, all the black people was in the back. It wasn't the...

Segregated. It was just, like, the black people were kind of on the left side slash, like, you know, the No Jummer homies and everything. And then you kind of had the other side, which was more like the... family members and everything. And y'all was all in dresses and shit. We were over there dressing. Yeah, I had basketball shorts on.

I was like niggas on everything. I had basketball shorts on. We was integrated. We was all together. He set me up too at the party. Yeah, with the mushroom burger. Explain this. What do you mean?

Because he's like, I go over there and I'm looking at the food. You feel me? Because last year they had like a gourmet mushroom burger. And I was like, who the fuck has a mushroom burger at a fucking one-year-old's birthday party? She got some pretty high-price catering. And I guess they think that people are going to want. mushroom burgers, apparently not

AD. I don't see what's wrong with the mushroom burger. You could have just not ate it. Niggas, a kid's party. They have like burgers and shit. You make hot dogs, burgers, burgers and fucking. I was going to say, it was the real problem with her party last year was that you showed up like two and a half hours late, so all the good food had been eaten. That's a fact. They left, listen, they left the

mushroom burgers and then he's like, he's like, hey, oh yeah, Lina heard you loud and clear, so this year she took like a real offense to the mushroom shit, so I felt, I felt bad. I was like, damn. You offended, sis. This year she just got like Mad Mendocino sandwiches. Fire, by the way.

Fire. We just had it today too. There was some charkootery, but she didn't go as fancy. She didn't get the catering with the mushroom burgers. She was probably so offended by AD. Listen to what happened. And then I can explain. Yeah, so he tells me, yeah, Lena, she felt this way.

So she made sure she didn't get the mushroom burger. So I see Lenna, I said, oh, Lenna, my bad. I didn't hope I didn't. She was like, what are you talking about? I was like, Adam said, you know, the thing with the mushroom burger. She's like, mushroom burger. and I just sitting here looking stupid I don't think I like mentioned the mushroom

burger specifically I think I just said yeah AD didn't like the food and she was just like what the fuck the food was so good yeah yeah and I'm like I don't know Eddie didn't like the food I didn't really like make a big deal but but then I think she had the same impression which was kind of really like

make a big deal but but then I think she had the same impression which was kind of like because when we got all that fucking nice catering it's sitting on tables in the sun so this year it was kind of like well if we get sandwiches and pizza and charcutory it'll like last a lot longer. The sandwiches

are in bags. Yeah, so it's like a little bit more durable and realistically it's like people don't, if those sandwiches are good as fuck like it was fucking, it was totally fine. So yeah, I mean. Also, this was at your house, wasn't it? Yeah. That was a whole another side of your house. Yeah, I didn't see this before. Yeah, we have a porch in the bag.

I said, there's a lot of real estate. We can't build on that side of the house because it runs over a fucking like little like water thing that water travels through for the city so you can't actually build a house on top of that, we can only have a porch on that part of the property. My nigga Adam got real real estate.

I didn't even know that part of your house existed, bro. I was like jackshack and then it got a whole little. Yeah. Did you sneak off into the jack shack, locked the door, catch a nut? Sure, dear. I wish I would have known. I could have, I could have watched Riley Reed with her standing right outside. I would love to look into the sink.

I go in there to the sink to wash my hands and I see some dried up nut and I'm like, oh, lush. Come on, baby. That's why you invited me. And a little hair, a little chest hair and air. And that's the thing, though. Just the- Rickled on top of his signature. Just as we could end the formalities.

That's why you did it. Because you wanted to not, because you're like, a party of you feel just a semblance of guilt for the other people that, quote-unquote, should have been invited over this guy that you've been kicking it with for a couple months. But see, you know he felt good. I think he got his shirt again. D-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-. But it's true that. Porto-child party.

Oh my God. Can you like edit me out? Can you like blur me? Bro. The thing is, is that you weren't there last year. You didn't even know I was alive last year. This is true. And you was on the channel.

I was not on the channel. I was not on the channel last year. So like, you know, you weren't part of the tapestry of friends of of mine that made Lena only want to invite two of them the next time around. So it's like, oh, you kind of do deserve like a fair shake, you know, like, you know, and you didn't, to your credit, you didn't shock on any white claws. So, you know, you did a little bit better than that. I met, sorry, phone.

I met Mama 22. Maybe for a year of three, we'll just bring everybody back, everybody, you know. Third time is the charm. We'll get a bunch of random people that used to hang out on Melrose and shit, you know. Like, just really. Hey, your mom, your mom was good. So we should see me. She was like, hey, Jason came too for the,

You know what we need to talk about, though, bro. Jason's, you know what we need to talk about, bro. Shout out Jason, because Jason's kid had the best time at the party. She was, like, I have not seen a kid have so much fun. What, what is this? Free Ralphie the dog! Free Ralphie the dog! Dogs lives matter!

Yeah, fool. Yeah, this fool, Adam 22. Bro, they have an eight-foot dog in a three-foot cage. Bro, this shit is like, literally, he runs into a Tom and Jerry mouse hole in the wall. He gets to get shoved in there, bro. Like his tails hanging out. This shit is not right, bro. What is your level of expertise with dogs?

I've had many dogs. Oh, yeah, well, I have not. This is, like, realistically... Clearly. This is like my first dog, and I'm going to be honest with you. Besides... Free Ralphie! Besides taking him on walks and occasionally taking him out to pee

and occasionally filling his food bowl, I don't really have that much to do with the dog. Yeah, like, this is her project. The dog is just there. She wanted the... dog, she got the dog, she got the trainer, she sent him to Obedian school, and when I asked her about your concerns, and when

I, I told her about the concerns of the free Ralphie movement. I'm going to change my profile pick. What makes it even more funny is me lush and T. Rale are screaming dog lives matter. And the lady in the back is like, dog

life. Want to let his family members just gets in on it. She's basically basically saying like, fuck black lives. I don't know. Like dog lives matter. That is hard. Like, I fuck with that. Yeah. Another one of her family members was like, how does the dog get into it? Yeah. The Cade is that little, Adam? No, no, it's a legitimate concern phone.

Like, I wouldn't talk about this on the show. It was like I invited PETA to the fucking party. Or like, there's like a union forming in the middle of the fucking party to protect the dog. Let me tell you what her reasoning was. She said that the idea is, is that the dog stays in a pretty small cage because you don't want him to feel comfortable. taking a shit in the cage and when it's small he just sleeps in there

he knows that this is not a place where you take a shit and so far so good because I don't think he's pissed or shit in the cage one time you can't breathe in there take a shit

he doesn't have room he's holding his breath and trying to get through the day he's a fucking dog he will take what we give him and he will like it listen I'm not involved with it so if Lennna is committing

any sort of ethical violations I'm on board with the free Ralphie I almost open up the gate be free Ralphie free Ralphie! Man, let me Don't get a fuck about that animal. She just wants her cute TikTok photos

and she don't fucking care. I'm with you guys. So let's actually... He did take a home or barrel trip. I would like to actually have invite some PETA members. Maybe that girl with the camel toe that I saw at the zoo.

Maybe she could actually come to our house. The fact that you still remember this is crazy. And do an audit. I talked about it last week. That's a jack shack fire. That's a callback. Maybe she could come to the house and actually do a review.

I would be totally down with that. No, my home girl has two big as Dobermans. and she keeps him in a pretty, like, not that big cage. You got to let them know their place. Free to Dovermans! Dog Lives Matter. They do. How come I want to say that as no big deal?

And Kanye says, White Lives Matter is a big deal. That's a great question, Adam. I don't know. I'm going to take that right to the top. Supreme Court, Clarence Thomas. What do you think of this? White Dog Lives Matter. White Dog Lives Matter.

Anyway. No. Jesus Christ. This is ridiculous. I would also like to say, shout out to our boy, blue face. Allegedly, I don't know if this is a shout out, actually. Prayers up. This is not a shoutout.

This is a word. Keep your head up, man. Keep your head up to our boy, blue face, who apparently tried to shoot somebody or did shoot somebody last night in, I don't even know. Was it last night? No, it was. I don't think of it last night. So let's ask, disinformation.

We need misviews of them. No. So what happened was. sometime in October allegedly October that shit old how the fuck they're gonna get them

for something that happened back in the day there's no statutes There's no statute of limitations in money That was literally last month It was like a month ago Get over it dude

What the time? Yeah I agree Free all the cribs As far as I'm concerned Yeah free the famous He's the most famous Like Drake is like He's got a fucking

Soul food spot Or a dried shrimp spot Yeah Soul food work He got a bitch with one tooth Come on He's already struggling enough, right?

Well, he's living the highlight, man, how are they going to do this to him? So apparently the victim, the alleged victim, tweeted the night of, he said, I just got into, and I'm paraphrasing, I got into an altercation with Blueface and his people at a strip club, and he tried to shoot me. I mean, when you go to a strip club, you expect to get lead with a below. You expect to at least have someone try to shoot you, right? Yeah, absolutely. That's how you feel?

Okay, I'm done. But no, I mean, this is a terrible situation. to see Blueface involved in this. Why is this happening? Why is he shooting someone at a strip club? Who knows? It might have been a... What if it was a robbery attempt?

What if it was somebody trying to press him? And that, exactly. I'm sure we can invent all kinds of scenarios in which he is innocent. So I'm standing by Blueface. You know, I just wanted to mention and acknowledge that he's going through this and say that I don't believe it.

Blueface, the Blueface I know would not shoot somebody. Blue lives matter. Thank you, AD. The dude that... He tweeted about it. He looked like a mark. That's all I'm fin to say. Did you see the tweet?

Yeah. He looks like a mark. No jumper posted it. This dude tweeted out and his name is It's Tay dummy, aka Conic Taye. He tweeted out on October 8th, 2012 from Las Vegas, Twitter for iPhone, right from the phone.

I got jumped and was shot last night by Blueface outside the strip club. now that's about what the fuck would he do to get blue face out of character that's what i'm saying man you think he fucked uh krechaun hell no that dude ain't fucking on nothing if anything blue face is probably like fucking his fucking his i was just hope that blue face would not be so irrational that he would like be all up in the strip club just shooting someone outside the strip club over some minor disrespect hopefully it doesn't end up being too any level of any level of disrespect is getting dealt with Hey, man.

Streets is dead, right? This fool goes straight to Twitter and just write to down. Yeah, right? That's crazy. That's crazy. That's, like, way different than academics having to, like,

investigate the takeoff video. This is just like, no, we got a tweet. He just said that it happened. That's the whole investigation. This dude makes fucking Flacco look like big you. Yeah, no, literally.

Literally. No, you know what the funniest thing was I seen a tweet that was like, I know Chris Sean Rock's going through it right now. Tell her to hit me up if she needs a shoulder to cry on. It's a lot. She's been tweeting. All the time. She's been tweeting crazy.

Like she is so down to hold him down from afar. If you're going to have to go sit down for a little stretch of realistically probably many years, if he's actually guilty, then you definitely want to have a crescent in your corner so that you could have every second of your phone privileges monetized, or not monetized, but monopolized by having to talk to her, having to worry about whatever the fuck she's getting into. She's at the strip close. She probably shot somebody herself last night.

You know, she probably wants to be in the... women's jail. You get that time? I'm getting engaged, y'all. I feel like she would literally get a sex change so she could be his cellmate. He could be in the men's prison. No, you know what's crazy? I'll support her in doing so, yeah.

You know what was crazy? I'll cover it gleefully on the Instagram. I know what she about saying. Me and AD on the way over here and some random blue face song comes on shuffle. You had to turn it off because he's a big problem about it now. This nigger said, that nigger said if I get life, fuck it at least I get to see the homies. getting my squabble up, getting buff off baloney. Yeah.

Fuck, dude. Wow. I hope that that's not. I hope that's not the case either. I hope that that is not a Freudian. I was not expecting him to say that. Bro, people really... That song was hard as fuck.

People really underestimation. Go get it. That's what's called. His lyrics, bro, like, had to kick my own blood out. Must have forgotten I was a crib. You feel like, that fool is nice. You face. Underrated.

He is. When he came out, we were listening to him every goddamn minute of the day. Honestly, he's a generational artist, man. It's not so many times you see an artist affect your brain like that the way Blueface does, man. You know, every morning, not every morning, but frequently, I'm in the kitchen, and I got Parker Ann, and I'm holding her up, and we always play this little game that she loves to do where she looks at all the photos on the fridge, and she says, Mama, and she says, Dada, and she says Abby Cadabie. and she says Elmo. She pointed everybody on the fridge. And then I point up to the top

where I have three photos and I say, who's that? And she says, juosh. Because I got juice for the photo. Wow. And then I go, who's that? And she goes, X.

Because I have an X photo. And I tell her that those are daddy's friends who had to go bye by-bye, but we miss them very much. And then I point at the photo of Grito and I say, what's his name? And she goes, because she can't really say Grito.

But then I, I tell her that one day you're going to get to meet that guy. Free Grito. We should probably do a Texas trip and we can go hit the prison and tap in with Grito. And bring Parker? Whoa, Parker Ann needs that experience. She clearly. Is that fucked up?

Can you bring babies? That would be good, right? I mean, we're probably got to have some other shit to doing Texas. My daughter. But we could swing by, right? My daughter went to go see my brother and she thought like she was going to spend the night. We're like, that's not how this works. No, no, no, no.

Like, that's not how this work. You were getting her ready for this all this years? No, she wanted to see my brother. Dude, fucking... It's a castle. She's in the castle. I feel like all of Lena's family members at some point said, like, is this really a daughter? She is so tall.

My daughter tall as fuck. Dude, you got to get her in the WNBA. Have you ever been trying? She's taller as you. Are there any scouts watching this? I mean, hey, sign her up. Do you have her playing ball? She don't want to play ball.

I asked her. She said she did. She were leading. Bro, those inches are going to waste playing Roblox. I just say, anybody can play Roblox. She's 511. I mean, to be fair, though, she's getting into streaming. So I caught her, like, streaming Roblox.

I was like, all right. Listen, but in the future, though, if she does join the WNBA and she does go to play overseas, you want to let you know, do not let her have a weed pen in her backpack. Oh, my God. I saw where this was going. You saw the model. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I took the call to Russia. Bring it back. Hey, hey. You all are out of pot. Bring it back. Free Britney Griner, though. We're just joking. We miss you. We love you.

Man. We're going to watch every game when you come back. What team is she on? You said Britney Rinder. She's bad as fuck. We want her to be alright too. They did. They did shorty.

They sent her to... They send her to a work camp. They don't even know. You can't even access it. She can't even be reached by her loved ones. Scandless-ass Ruskees. Dude. Oh, cool.

Putin are lame for that. Bro, sometimes you don't realize how much breaking the rules is really about to affect you, man. God damn. Said Housephone. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I would hope that if Housephone went to Russia, though, to be real, that he would do a thorough inspection of his luggage to make sure there was no blamies, no ketamine, whatever. Okay, okay.

The best thing that could happen to you, though, would be them finding it before you got to Russia. Yeah. That's the problem with fucking, what is it, TSA? Yeah. is that they didn't catch the pen. They don't even go. How the fuck are they going to let a national treasure, the female LeBron James, Brittany Renner.

The greatest female basketball player that I know nothing about. How they're going to not alert her to the weed pen dog? Like, what the fuck are those dogs for? Yeah, right? That's just crazy. It's really their fault. It's L-A-X's fault. It's wherever the fuck she left's fault.

They should be in the labor camp. No, for real. The labor camp? Yeah, I think fucking... Is that bad? Brian from L.A.X should go to the labor camp and replace Britain.

Didn't they give her like 10 years or some crazy shit for a real? Hey. Oh my fucking God. Yeah, but fuck you, Brian. They're going to get her out. Fuck you, Logan. Seths God. It's fucking Seth's fault.

Because you hear? Fuck, Scott. That Poland got hit. Damn, they took the walk to Poland, and then Putin said, Bip, bow. He fucking sent a couple missiles that killed a couple people out in Poland. So now everybody's looking at it. like this is a NATO nation. This is like

the whole deal. The reason why we're just giving weapons to Ukraine and not actually attacking Russia, which would presumably be the beginning of World War III, is because Ukraine is not technically part of NATO, even though their best interests, apparently we have in mind. But now Poland got hit,

so there's a big scramble going on right now where they're trying to decide, was this Russia or was this something else? Because there's some discussion that it might have been a Ukrainian missile that got sent to the wrong place or whatever. Or, This might be the beginning of the end, just for the record.

The Ukraine could have done that in order to coax us into the war. You feel me? Zolensky's scandalous for that, if that's the case. Did you see what Chappelle said? Maybe they really are Nazis. What? When he said that Ukraine, they killed 10,000 Russians before they even had weapons, and the whole war was like a home alone trap.

You hear they lost 100K people? That's crazy. And Ukraine, maybe. the same. Thinking about that. 200,000 people dead for nothing. Just for niggas beefing. And like $100 billion

or something. And Chappelle said that's like United States going against, I think he said, Colorado. And Colorado was like winning our own part. That's crazy. Insane. Well, also. We about to go hang out in the fucking underground bunker

underneath the fucking jack shack. I love that idea. We will definitely shelter in the jack shack in the event of nuclear war. For some reason, I believe that all the giz will have kind of like encased it to protect us against the radiation. When you say weed, you mean the people that were invited to the party?

Yeah, just you go. Not everybody. I'll be over there crying, looking at that household. We only have so much space. Yeah, yeah. I wore a house phone mask. But hey, speaking of radioactive giz with so many sports books to choose from, you need a platform that

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Go crazy. Let's just get personal. So after the party, Adam 22 did something that very rarely happens. Yeah, hang out with your wife, friends. I left the house. What? Now, for the record, we were home by about 1030. But Lennel of the Plug and I left our home

and went to the Hollywood Improv with Danny Mullen and his lovely lover. And we took in a comedy show. Leo. And we took in a comedy show. And there was some controversy where some people, A.D., informed me that they were offended. He said, you never popped bottles with me

and O.T. Genesis at the nightclub. but here you are going out to a comedy club with Danny Mullen. I was going to say were you guys popping bottles at the improv club? Absolutely not. We got there. I ordered a glass of red wine. I think had like a gin and tonic type beverage or tequila and soda or some shit. And then Danny I noticed did have some sort of like tacos, some sort of appetizer.

And something else as well. It was quite dark so I couldn't really see it. But then it was my friend Jason Ellis, who's a former pro skateboarder, current podcast. and comedian and stuff and also like an MMA fighter he came out Nicky does a lot of things Right and another thing he does

is suck penises because actually I interviewed him and he talked about being bisexual but to be honest with you he kind of like That went with We didn't really like get super

In depth about it It kind of felt like he like You know didn't You know I'm a man's man He's man and he very much As a man's man literally If he could beat your ass Exactly he could certainly beat my ass

Yeah he's like a real martial artist That's even scarier Bisexual They can beat your ass But it was crazy because... You're looking at him? No. You might like it too much.

No, but then I'm watching him do comedy, and he's going into, like, real depth about, like, you know, having men fucking in the ass and stuff. Yeah, and he's a comedian, too? Yeah, I wouldn't want to go to. Do you know what the theme of the weekend for Adam clearly was? White Lives Matter. Right.

Lush is invited to the party. Mullen excursion over A.D. Ralphie's in the cage. Ralphies in the cage. Bisexual comedy club. White Lives Matter. Was that your first time going to see? see a live comedy show here in Los Angeles?

Not my first time, but probably in a long time. It was nice to be in that environment and thinking about humor and thinking about jokes and thinking about the relationship between the comedians and the audience and everything like that. So I had a good time. I think we should all do it, really.

Same thing, but with a bunch more homies. Did you go to the one by Catana? That's the one you went to? It's on Melrose. That's, yeah. The one by Catana is the comedy store on sunset. Yeah, that's the one. That's the ill one. That's the OG one.

My homie got a residency on there all the time. I've seen a girl get so offended on there. That shit was bad. By what? You know, sometimes they're joking in the crowd. They started roasting the people in the crowd. And she cannot take this. What would they say about her?

I don't even remember. Is that happen to you? She got pissed, though. No, but okay, you guys are like this. And actually, I talked about this on Sledge stories and forgot to include this amazing detail earlier. But so once we go out to the bar after the show is done, now keep in mind this guy, Jason Ellis.

He's white, heavily tattooed. Not as tall as me, but he's in actually very, very good shape. But so, you know, somebody who looked at me and looked at him, we're kind of in like the same ballpark of white dudes in some way. So as soon as I go out to, you know, get another drink at the bar afterwards, a young lady who was watching the show comes right up to me and says, are you the bisexual one? You're like, yeah?

You're like, yeah, it's me. Lena's like, yes, yes, that's him. No, I actually had no idea what the fuck she was talking about. And then Lena had to inform me that that's what she was talking about. So basically you weren't paying attention when the guy was telling the joke. No, I was paying attention. I just was confused when she was coming up to me like, oh, like, no, I'm not him. But then he came up as well.

But what was the context of her saying, like, are you the bisexual? She thought I looked like him. She thought I was actually him. They're happy then they're singing and not colored. Give me a high five. You wouldn't know nothing about that. No, I know what you're talking about. I sing that song sometimes.

I stop before it gets good. Yeah, yeah. So basically the guy that was talking about being bisexual was on stage, he gets offstage, someone thinks that it's you. Yeah. Love that. And did you admit to being bisexual finally? No, I kept a hard stance.

You had a hard on. I had a hard on. The best part is that she specifically said instead of being like, oh, were you the comedian that just did the set? Are you the bisexual that loves talk in his face? That's the funniest part. Yeah. You should have him on plug top.

I would love to. Wow. Well, but speaking of, like, we just, just had a young lady in here and we won't say the name but she's actually spending some time with someone tonight that is a very very good friend of the podcast and I find that extremely exciting. I want to know. You guys weren't reading the group chat close enough to catch this? Well, we were too busy being international well-renowned models all day long.

You said you were just on car for an hour and a half. You're not reading the group chat? I was asleep. I was getting some rest. I should have left in the car next to AD. AD was driving. Yeah. Pun was in the passenger.

And you were passed out. I was in the back, yeah. What a mental image. And she was bad, though. I caught a little glimpse. T.Rill said, you finally got, got the bad one. Listen, we have to hit all markets.

No, no. You're checking boxes. The other, yes, the other day, we had a, like, fake Latina girl. Fake?

Not like thick, but like, I don't think you said fake Latina girl. They prefer to be called. Hold on, they prefer to be called Latina Thickams. All right, come on.

Whatever you want to, I'm going to default to you on that. And then right afterwards, we have like a skinny fucking goth chick. And then the next, and then the next day, I just want to get you guys an opinion on this. The next day, somebody stops by to drop off some, like, collaborative merch that somebody did.

A guy who works at a porn company. And he's the boyfriend of the girl that we did Polk Talk with the day before. And he actually says the sentence to me when he sees to me. He's like, yeah, dude, I heard you guys bang my girlfriend yesterday. She had a great time. Thanks. Wow. I love this business.

He said, thanks. Yeah. He's like, appreciate it. Like, I can't wait to see it. That's as wide as it goes. I'm like, I love this industry. Nice. You really don't get that in most walks of life.

You can't just put that on the white homies because I've told this story before. I'm going to tell it one more time. Kazumi's birthday party. Is it a nigger? The boyfriend is finishing his speech. And then, no, no, he's actually talking to his two homies who are also niggas.

And then when they're done, when they're done talking, they're about to walk away. He's like, all right, all right. What are you guys doing here? Go fuck my girlfriend. That he just sounds traumatized. So you were thinking about it because you're considering doing only fans with Kazumi, right?

Counts out the bag. He loves leaking. He loves leaking all the. I heard she's doing it with King Crocs, so, I mean, it can't be any worse with you. Listen, I got offered, I got offered a threesome of a lifetime. That's the ultimate high rollers collab. But listen, I'm just like... You're an international model now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like, I'm not, I'm not ready to, like, step into the porn. A lot of these models have only fans. This is probably, I don't know. It's levels to this. You think New Arrow would stop fucking with you if you were banging Kazoomi on OnlyFander? For sure. For sure. Maybe if you tweet about it,

Definitely bring that back. Maybe you tweet about it. Maybe that's like the theme of your fucking, you know, internet presence. I'm just like, you know, like, it's different strokes for different folks. Let me do the point. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, you know, you got that out. That's a special type of person to do that.

Would you do that at last? Nah. Once you get your body right? Yeah, if I got my bandman Kevo surgery, I'm, yeah. I support that. At this point. Maybe subconsciously, that's what it is. That you're waiting on your BBO?

Yeah. You see when. Maybe I'm waiting on the BBO. You see what? happens when somebody exercises some courage and, you know what I'm saying? Like, and comes, says the real, other people go on speak their mind too. If I didn't have so many noticeable tattoos, I would just, like, let my dick be a prop for the only fans. Put a mask on.

But, like, they, they're trying to sell it as, oh, my God, we smash house phone. You can see a little high roller in the corner? That's what I'm like, man. Like, I'm trying to, like, you know, trying to be a business owner. What if you butt naked? Away from porn. What if you butt naked, but just in the high rollers? Pax Sun uniform in the corner

Hi, my name is Monty Hey, that's, yo, we fuck this black guy from Paxon That'd be crazy. Did you understand that? We just fuck this black guy from Paxon. The value of that product placement, though, if you just butt-ass, booty-naked. And I just wear these? Come on.

Instead of a condom, you put a high roller on. You saw the new Black Panther movie? Loved it. You did. AD, from no jumper. AD, I know for sure had tickets for months. IMAX 3D had to see his You were there the night of the premiere? The day after.

You probably went to like the cool premiere. You know he did. No, I just went to fucking Universal Studio. I mean, not Universal Studios. I mean, not Universal Studios. It was a city walk. He probably went dressed up in a like Wakanda suit. It's not funny.

No, that shit was dope, though. You should have wore the Beeska costume. Yeah. If I did that. You said you can't find it, right? Free Beescal. I don't know where you're. Oh, my God.

I got to get another match. That would be the best branding exercise. They need to put you in. fucking Black Panther 3. Beauty and the Beast too. Get your body. Get your Bandman Kevobel body. You'd be in there.

For the movie, shoot it. First of all, we're internationally well-renowned models now, so we don't need to, we don't need Batman Kevow Pecks. Speaking of internationally renowned models,

Adam 22 was back on Fig last night with T-Rell and Smack. Oh, man. We got to talk about it. And you instigated. Okay. You did it. You actually think that I

Isigated on purpose? The puppet master. Ace Boy 22. Come on, man. The puppet master strikes again. The 22stigator. No, let me just tell you how it happened. I look at my phone and Pino

basically says, let me call in. I say to T.Rell and Smack, I say, y'all fuck with Pino. You can check the record. It's online. I say, you guys fuck with Pino? And there's a little bit of a conversation about who Pino is. I was cool.

I was what to say it. Smack did not let on that he had a problem with him or that he had blocked him, you know? I wouldn't even think they would even know each other. We start talking and then right away Pino kind of like makes it clear the smack blocked him on Instagram because he had hit him up and told him that he wanted to set up a fade with the lactose beverage that we shall not name. And I fucking said,

and I didn't know that that was a thing. I didn't know that Pino had hit up smack trying to organize a fight, which is a crafty little move by him. We've been trying to catch a fade with him forever. And then fucking smack when it's a smack mode. Fire. The goat, the absolute goat. Turned the fuck up on him,

said that he's going to kill your shit on your grandma. Fuck your grandma. My mom, my mouth. You saw it, like, you could make a whole TikTok of my facial expressions while that shit was going on. I'm just sitting there about to pass out again. Like, oh, my God, what the fuck? I couldn't believe it.

I didn't know that that was going to fucking happen. That nigga punk called me. He said, tune in right now. We're going live tonight. We're going on live tonight. Wow. Amazing. I had a good time, though.

I mean, you know, I don't know if you guys heard, but I drove to Woodland Hills and then had to drive from there to North Hollywood. I'm happy you did that. That's not that far. Because everybody gets the impression that you don't like that we stream in

and we're doing all this other shit. That shit dumb. The streaming is dumb? No, it's dumb that people say that when I fucking like almost never said anything that says that. I think the only problem you have like vocally expressed is when people just being like

Office drama. Talking about office stuff on their other platform. And this morning, I wake up and I've got, you know, birds chirping in my ear and I'm fine. And obviously, I have to check the Reddit. You know, I've got people telling me, look at AD, look at how disloyal AD is, look at how terrible

he is. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like dreading watching the content because I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to have to be mad at AD again. And then I look at it and I'm like, I didn't really think it was anything. I thought it was just funny. Can't ever question my character. And on top of that, though, I think T.R.R.

I think T.R. showed you something last night as far as, like, his character, you know. Well, we had had that conversation weeks ago. This is just it becoming public for the first time. And I actually ran, this is how D. loves to trick the minds of the people. Before I even said anything to T.R., I ran it by Hood H.R. Right here. And said, hey, H.R. is crazy.

What do you think of this? Because I'm thinking about saying this to T.R. Because this is how I feel. And I just wanted to know, like, what do you think? And he, you know, we had a little conversation or whatever. And, you know. And I told you, I said, I'll have them one-on-one. Right.

You feel me? But, like I said, I understood why you felt the way that you felt. And I know T-Rail, like, you know how T-Rail is. He ain't sitting there thinking too deep into it. Like, I don't think that he looked at it the way you did. And as soon as you told a nigga that, then, you know. Well, regardless of, like, the fact that obviously he rocked with you, y'all, you know, he worked for you with you and all that.

when you start taking LA gang politics and inserting in that situation, the fact that he is demonstrating loyalty to you and this platform is actually speaks volumes. But I feel the same way to him. Yeah, I was going to say like, it's only fair, you did the exact,

you did the same thing. You did. And to be honest, it's a little different too, because like, up until the moment that Krip Mac got, you know, suspended from the channel or whatever, it's like he hadn't said anything about T-Row. He just had the fucking forehand. head tattoo, which is like, yes, I understand that T-Rell can't get past that.

It's not going to be cool with them or whatever. But that is a little different than somebody basically running like a fucking Tasha K YouTube channel about you and your fucking business and family for like multiple years on the weirdest shit that you could ever imagine. I mean, I just, you know, I just had to be real

with them. And to be honest, like, people were like, oh, Adam Gattya ultimatum. It wasn't really ultimatum because I told them if you want to, like, if you really fuck with like what you're building over there and you want to like keep doing a show with homie, whatever, I understand. Like, that's totally cool. And I'm not going to hold a grudge against you or anything.

I just don't feel comfortable with having you be a part of this fucking team and everything. That's an ultimatum. That's a super ultimatum. Okay. Josh, I can say, yeah. That's an ultimatum. The definition of an ultimatum. Well, golly.

You were like this, he went like this too. If you want to do it, it's just like, yeah. You can't come back to no temper. He's like, hey, listen, if you want to build, be a part of the team, guys. before the last sentence I was really impressed for a second Nah for real The last part

It was like the dagger at the end Like okay But I mean AD said You did the right thing You did it for the wrong reason No he did the right I feel like he did the right thing

It was just the way that Everything happened and shit like that That's how I felt Bro was speaking ill on the whole gang So it was like I mean he was definitely Personally going after you But it felt like he was

Trying to make it cool as quickly as possible because even when he was on back, I'm thinking he didn't say anything really about me and he fucking, as soon as AD calls in, oh, I know you're on a stripper right, right, right, well, even though I made multiple YouTube videos where I talked about you, worked at the right. But we already, we already know everybody folds when it comes to AD

immediately, like, and I'm not saying, I'm not saying, is it true or is it not true? Dick riding alert. No, you're right, okay. I mean, I think that you're does he fold as soon as he gets pressure from a real one from somebody that he doesn't want to fuck with because he actually knows that they are thought of a certain

way, yeah. I think he was just playing with the 80 shit, to be honest. Not to say that it justifies it. But I remember watching the fucking video and seeing him straight up saying it's not. It's not like the way when I say 80's a stripper or whatever as a joke. It's like, no, he was really saying it like I was a real thing. Yeah. He was really trying to make people think that's really coming. He was coming at me

first. He was saying it all the hoover and all that shit. He was saying all wild. He was saying. All that shit was happening. But that stuff is actually very similar to a lot of the shit that he says about me because it's just totally removed from reality. Yeah. Your sensationalism. It's the

type of shit. The reason why Cardi B got that judgment against Homegirl is because she was able to prove that this girl was just basically saying shit with no fucking proof over and over and over. If I gave a fuck enough, it would be damn nearly the same thing because it's basically the same thing he's doing. He's running a fantasy channel where he

fucking cooks up theories about us and my family and all this weird-ass shit. Crazy-ass shit. Sitting around in his girl's crib daydreaming about a thug. That's crazy. Yeah. sure do you want to be a thug

you know I did have one of my homies asked the other day like yo you're your boy AD not a stripper right like so see that's what I'm saying putting smut on the homie dear Lord I was like bro I was I'm already knowing

niggas know what I was on you're calling up every strip club in the city assemble the forces on caddy soul I really got to ask that stripper Avengers that would be tight though I'd like to get all the male strippers in L.A. in this office for what?

Yo Nice disclaimer I'll bust out the cake HR Hopefully she's doing her laughing In her car right now Listening Ha ha ha

That's a jeezy laugh Yeah right But also a lot of other things We're discussed on that podcast How do you guys feel about Heather Sanders And London of the plug Doing only fans

Eating each other out Huh? That's not happening Yo Don't even put that on heaven Please don't Do not put that on heaven No, but she wants to do Onlyfans with Lennon.

She's like, what are we going to do? I go, what are you guys going to eat each other out? She's like, no. I'm like, oh, okay, right. You can just take cute photos. Don't put that near to me. Yeah, I'm like, what does she think that they're going to, like, that's what OnlyFans is, no?

You think that T. Will that that happen? Hell no. What if they looked at your, T. T. T. R is not letting that happen. No.

Terell got on his homie about looking at his girl's ass one time. What if Lena peed on Heather's foot? Yo, stop. You think T. T. REL is Lent and Fly? Is that on brand for Sorella? Adam, you're a sick. Please, not put that on, Heather.

That's a real question. That is not a real question. You're a sick fucker, you know that? She said, I love Lena. She's a big fan. Because you know why? Maybe we should all move in together. Maybe we should get a duplex.

Yo. I want to be able to hear what the T.R. What's it called? The Meks family on YouTube? Meeks gang. Meeks gang. I want to hear what the meeks gang is doing next. I'm not going to lie.

Like, when I first, when I first, When I first met T-Rail, I went on a whole, like, family binge on his family channel. I'm like, this is, like, watching them shop at fucking shopper for the hot water, cold water. T-Rail loves, he loves fucking home goods, bro. You can't stay in that motherfucker. Watching T-Rail, like, shop for home decor was like, damn, like, I'm really ready to grow up and, like, have a damn family, bro. You know that there are videos on that channel where, like, straight up, it's them too. staring into the camera.

He doesn't say a word. And she's talking about God knows what. And he's sitting there the whole time. Just might nod a little bit, lick his lips. Listen. I think he was holding in his, uh, his true potential at first. He had come to no jumper. You know what I'm saying?

Get drafted by the all-star team. Look like your girl making videos and you just sitting there for 20 minutes just to let the world know. I'm here. I'm here. She got a man. What are you supposed to do, though? Especially like with TikTok.

Let her run. Let her run. She's like nothing to say. He don't got nothing to say. I like it. It's like you now. You're a TikTok guy now. That's what I'm saying.

I'm down. My girl wants to make a serious video. If she wants to talk into the camera for 20 minutes about a woman's right to choose, I'm going to sit there just like Tiro. Applying cream to your fucking. I'm not interject. I might say, how is it a man's right? to tell a woman what to do with her body.

Slowly pull out the blammy, you feel me? Just like reveal the blammy. Then you get banned. Bro, I got, I had a Twitter woke situation in real life the other day.

It was crazy. Yeah, because you're back. You've got 3,000 followers. Yes, sir. And guess what? On my drive over here, I got my motherfucking IG back. Let's go!

Come on. Bang, man. You can't ban the phone, man. You can't ban the phone, man. Come on, man. You're sure with like the snowman, but it's you. Immediately your Twitter is on some disgusting shit. I'm like,

you're posting gay porn and shit? Don't go shout-man. No, there's shit that he said. What did I say? I'm not going to say. Booty crumbs. You posted any booty photos yet? He said booty crumbs.

I'm fucking his bitch is spending ass cheeks that booty. You and Duno right now are like, Ty. I dare you to post a J. Stash-style photo. Oh, my fucking guy. Listen, if I do the plug talk shit, I definitely will. On God, heaven. I'll put my ass on the sink. Dead ass.

Jay Stash style. Where's a piece? No. Don't. Do not claim that RIP. You should smoke on J. Stash to show how much you respect to women. Listen, listen, I'm not claiming the RIP. I'm not smoking on no pack.

I'm just like, we don't fuck with niggas that kill bitches. That's crazy, though. When you go out a way like that, when you Chris Benoit your way out of the situation, no, he didn't kill the kids, so we can't even put that on. But when you go out like that. Wait, Chris Ruanan killed the kids. But his kids, they said he was injecting his kids with steroids and growth hormone. What's wrong with this fuck?

A lot of things, apparently. But I'm just saying, with Jay Stash, it's like, people just act like, that never happened. You know? He don't got no homies that are saying, rest and peace. Nobody knew or cared about him enough to, like, be claiming. That is fair. When you do certain things like that and you cross that line, you don't get an RIP. It's out the window at a certain point. He was beating his bitch back in the day.

And everybody knew about it. Yeah, we did the, and a whole interview. The whole point of the interview was for him to try to clean slate and say that it was a terrible job. And then he killed and then he killed his bitch six years later. That's so funny. She's dead. Well,

I mean, yeah, he was a different girl. It's funny that he like, yeah, he came on the fucking show to dismiss those concerns. And he did a terrible, he did a terrible job.

I remember at the time. And that was one of the first interviews where people were like, on my top about like, you're platforming a fucking abuser, yada. And I'm not really knowing, like, are they right?

Is he right? Yeah. What the fuck? I mean, like, I think it was fair for you to give him a chance to just see what the fuck, but like, that's good content. Just like the interview you did with Shorty on soft white underbelly that the, you know what I'm talking about?

Oh, uh, Lima. Yeah, that shit is off the fucking shame. That's the one where Flacco grabbed her ass? No, that was French. Oh, Frenchie. Frenchie was a problem. Did any of y'all fuck Frenchie? Hell, no.

Would you fuck her own plug talk? Hell, no. Nah, but there is, um, there's this dude who was like a famous battle rapper. was one of the most famous battle rappers. Disaster. Lest. Plus one. Super beloved.

And this fool wound up... Super beloved? I know who it is now. No, no, no. He wound up dying, right? And after he died, it's like a URL dude. He was super popping. Did media, all that.

And after he died, like the whole community came together. We all put his picture as profile picks. We did a GoFundMe. I wasn't behind the GoFundMe, but we all... Yeah. Like, we raised some of the... It sounds like $50,000 for funeral fees for his family and all that. I know what is going.

Come to find out that the reason he committed suicide was it was the day before he had to go to court for some crazy sex charges involving the daughter of the woman he's seeing. Oh, nah. It was like 15 years old or some shit like that. And then instantly became really gnarly ones. Yeah. Instantly became the punchline of all the battle rallies. Yeah, not only was there super crazy punchlines about him, but he literally got removed from the internet.

Like all, the majority of the videos he had ever appeared and got removed. His battles and his shit. His battles and all that. Millions of you. And he was, he was, he was nice.

He was that dude. Yeah, he was one of them dudes. He was one of them. Can't say his name? Tech Nine. Oh. Not the,

not the rapper Tech Nine. I was like, what? Wait, when did this happen? This is like maybe four years ago. Oh, yeah, because I remember people talking about it, but him, they erased his whole fucking. His legacy is nothing void.

That's interesting, though, because I mean, if a UFC fighter did the same thing, they're not deleting the fucking fights off UFC fight pass, right? I mean, probably not. But then again, they did take Hogue. In today's time, they were going to talk. Hulk Hogan from fucking WWE streaming services or whatever for saying the N-1. Yeah, and this is-all-fights and shit? Bro.

Well, I don't know. They let him back in. They took him out the Hall of Families. Wow. This is so much not here. Yeah, it's way not here. Like to the point. No, this shit crazy.

But did he ever go to prison or anything? No, it was a day before he was. Before he was going, right, right, right. And that's like the, the whole thing is, man, like the nature of the charges, it was, yeah. It was bad. Wow. That's crazy. I heard something similar about, like, I don't want to say names, but like a comedian guy.

Really? Yeah. I'll tell you, I'll take you off camera. Oh, I love that game. Some crazy shit. You never remember? I know. No, no.

Last week, we all made sure to ask you what the fuck you were talking about last week. I just played that game with that girl when she was telling me who she was banging tonight and that fucking. She wouldn't tell me on camera. I had to ask her off camera. Well, it's not blueface. Nobody trusts us to, yeah, you can't make blue face tonight. Listen, if you don't want it leaked to the world, you can't tell Adam. That's not true.

I got hell of secrets on that. No, you got secrets. I got mad secrets. I know about all the bodies. Okay, okay. No, I didn't mean that deep. I mean, like. Adam knows service level.

I know some shit. I mean surface level, not literally somebody dying. Yeah? Yeah. I think you, I think you know how to zip it up. Here and there. What were we talking about? Your pants are unzipped.

I feel like I... Gotcha. What were we just talking about? About people killing themselves for doing heinous crimes. Oh, right. Yeah, that's fucking gnarly as shit. You were enabling

the Jeffrey Epstein of the community. Dude. You feel like people held it against you in any way? It had literally nothing to do with me whatsoever. Bro, he was lit, though.

Why, you're trying to act like he's Galane Maxwell? The most I did was... Raising money for him. I don't... Imagine if you, like, raised mad money for Jay Stash before you figured out how he died?

I donated 50... It's so enough. I know... I donated 50 Hots to his motherfucking go-fund me off a fucking... You feel me Xanax money. You said, this view?

Yeah, no. But here's the thing. That his family had nothing to do with that shit, the people he's leaving behind. So if that's benefiting them, it's a good thing. Speaking of backlash,

bro, why are people saying that Adam 22 killed Aaron Carter? on Twitter. Who said that? Some random guy replied to your tweet like the other day. And he was just like,

you killed Eric. Too soon, I'm like, what the... I'm like, what the fuck, bro? In what way? That's what I'm like, why would... All right, there were a bunch of people who pointed out that him and his girl

broke up like two days after the interview. I'm gonna be real with you. They broke up a million times. And it's not like... It had nothing to do with you. It's not correlated with whether we were doing an interview or not at that moment. and then also like

he did get hate in the comments I guess from the interview but I mean let's be real he was getting a shitload of hate just in general it's not like you got like that much more hate than he was getting on a typical day to day basis from that interview

so to me the idea that me doing that interview with him would have like sent him off the edge I think it's probably makes a lot more sense for those people Was it that bad? No I mean no he was not in a great state of mind and it's not like I was really like giving them too much credit

Like I was kind of just getting annoyed But that's what a homie does though You're just like clowning It's some bullshit but like either way You could have been a lot more scandalous Is it? Do I feel guilty? No.

Why would you? Just don't have his check on plug talking you straight People may say like You put it out When somebody is really troubled You know what I'm saying? Kind of like the boon gang shit Now you know what else was even crazier

The clip of you kind of explaining That he was in a bad place I was reading the comments Someone says Does no drummer provide lean for the guests? No, but if you seriously think that if I had lean, I would give it to

Aaron Carter. I'm sorry, bro. You know how fucking stinging? I'm not giving it to them either. Not even just Aaron Carter. Like, you think that no jumper is a... That's what I'm saying to where you just walk in there's like a lean water fountain. But listen, no matter who you're fucking with on earth, you could be around

YSL, pre-RICO, you could be around the richest motherfuckers in the world and they still treat lean like it is fucking liquid gold. The idea that I would ever give anyone lien. No, but I don't get how people ask you to do interviews and then they come and do the interview

and they be like, you're wrong for putting that on your platform. It's like, yeah, you didn't seek that. You didn't seek that shit out, you feel? No, but if somebody willingly comes on, that's like too, they were like, oh, I don't be puzzling this and doing this, doing it. It'd be like, bro, I'll be here and I watch the niggas come here and say a million and one thing.

And usually when you do the interviews, OG suicide in the building. Usually when you're doing the interviews, it's like, nigger a favor. a time he's like you don't really want to do it you know what I'm saying I'm just Adam has never wanted to interview anybody no I do a lot of interviews with like smaller artists to basically like you know help them out early in their career that's definitely like my motivation yeah with at least some of them I mean secondly that's how I got here too

helping out of us all of us got to help me too me too I kick the cup though you feel I mean I shouldn't even hit you're talking with the lien you shouldn't yeah lean is not good for anybody Lean is not good for anybody. Yeah, so no lean cast ever. I think we missed the window on that idea. We should have did that a long time ago. If we had done it in 2015, 2016, when nobody was holding us to any kind of standard.

We definitely probably accidentally did some Zancast. I do like the idea of doing a podcast on a drug and just not saying anything about it and just seeing if they noticed. People were saying that last week that you was off or something. Everybody thought I was on Coke on fucking Vlad the other day, too. I don't know what it is. Why? When I'm under the really good camera lights. somehow like the fact that I'm kind of like fidgety and like moving around and shit just like sticks out to people like I am by far at the healthiest I've probably ever been in my whole life right now but people equate weight loss to cocaine use plus you have the glasses on plus that turn my interview no but but they were also saying it about it on the last Tuesday show and it was you know the weight loss the glasses and then that super fruity reddish have turned my swag on I think that's the perfect storm for cocaine assumptions.

thing because he was so happy and it wasn't like no principal type shit. It was like he must be on something. I thought about going to Vlad and bringing my drug test to say like Vlad, because I know he believes me, but for the fans, I just want to be like, look, just weed, no Coke, no meth. I just actually look like a tweaker. I'm sorry. But I do feel like when I'm really drinking a lot of coffee, which to be honest is pretty much like me for like the first however many hours of the day, like I feel like it kind

makes me look sort of like more methed out. Because on that first, not the KFC interview I did on Barstall with you guys, the one that I did before that, but with me and Lena, a lot of people were saying it on that one, and that was an interview where I was pounding ice coffee because I was on very little sleep. Yeah. And everybody thought I looked like I was on drugs. Dude, coffee is three chemicals away from Crystal Meth.

Let's keep it a full stack out here. Too much caffeine. That's why I stay in the Starbucks. Shout out caffeine. Got to have my bucks. Shout out the caffeine. Gotta have my bucks. Well, you're just giving them free promo at this point.

Yeah, it is what it is. They don't need it, right? He's speaking it into existence. They don't need it, but there's some things that it's just hard to hide. It's like you don't have to like Nike to fucking wear Nike's half your life, right? No. It's just like the default shoe for everyone in America. I mean, you have so many options of shoes that, yeah, you would have to like it to pick it out to wear it, right?

Don't you think that a lot of people just wear Nikes and it's like this super like unquestioning thing? Yeah. If you're like, if you want to wear like basketball shoes, there's a lot of genres of shoes that you want to wear them, you kind of like have to wear, like you would have to go very out of your way to wear other versions of those shoes because they're so ubiquitous. Ubulous.

I was a big word. Yeah, I was like, ubiquitous, yeah. I wasn't going to question you at all on that. I was like, hmm. Saying ubiquitous. Why are you vegetables when you can eat testicles? Word to liver king.

Josh taught his kids that. Why eat testicles when you do? Why? Snort chemicals. Yes, Josh, why? Honestly, John, because they're at the point where they feel like testicles. Vesticles is the funniest word.

Why is that, Josh? You're telling your kids all these fucking penis jokes or what? I mean, they're that age. They think penis jokes are. Yeah. And how do you treat that? Do you just allow them to laugh with the penis jokes? Do you have to tell them, no, penises aren't funny?

Do you lie to them? We tell them that there's a place for penis jokes. Where is that place? That's such a mature way. Don't go to school and show your damn testes. Do you tell them that they can't say why I have vegetables when you can have testicles in school? Yeah, they know that. So that's a rule.

Dude, I love that. That's a very mature way to approach that. Imagine saying that to your teacher. I for sure would. And then having to explain who Liver King is to your teacher. See, that's a good explanation, though, I'd like to have. Like, if I got called in for that, I wouldn't be mad. Do you go laugh?

But that gives you a chance to flex on your fucking, on the teachers. You'd be like, hey, I got a sick job. We hang out with guys who don't wear shirts and they take steroids in. Not allegedly. And they eat testicles. Oh, Adam 22. Yeah, work with them every day. Talk to them all the time.

I can text them right now. Want me to FaceTime him? You can just flex on the teacher real hard like that. Just show her how late your life is. And then they can never really like flex on you afterwards. You're fucking Floyd Mayweather after that. You know, they got to bring a little respect to the table, right, Josh?

Exactly. Or don't even say anything. I know flaco. I know Lush. I know poetic floggo. Literally don't say nothing to show her Crip Mac. Show the teacher, Crip Mac.

Oh, God. You're going to call CPS on you if you do that. Yeah. This guy's in the county right now, but that's my homie. I feel like Josh is such a like, Relax dad. Imagine Adam being your dad.

You're going to be stressed out. Hell, no, I'm a great dad. No, I didn't say you're wearing a great dad. I'm like, I feel, okay, if I, if I had to disappoint either of y'all, it would probably be Josh. And I'll let Josh, like, paint the full picture for you here. And I love this. Let's psychoanalyze Josh.

Let's make this a Josh episode. Josh? Well, I guess Josh and I are kind of similar, actually, in our parenting style, because we both have, like, very controlling wives in the sense that. But, like, Lena is clearly the engine of this, like, parenting. And I think my sister is kind of the same way with him, where he's definitely a dad, but also, like, he kind of, like, lets her call a lot of the big shots, which I think a lot of, like, you know, husband-wife duos when I have kids kind of end up like that.

Am I wrong? Josh, talk about this. No, she's definitely driving the ship, but in fairness, she's spending all the time at the house. I think he's steer a ship. You don't really drive a ship, right? And she decorated the birthday party. He actually killed it. Shout out to her.

We were on Sesame Street. No, literally. Josh, shout out her Instagram. Crafts of Life. Check out my Instagram. You'll find it there. Crafts of Life.

Hell, yeah. Them puppets were, they was lit, too, but the Elmo, when he got mad, sounded a little. He turned it up,

bro. The Muppets were O.D. Like, straight up, this fucking dude comes through with a red mask and Elmo. He's got his hand

all the way up fucking Elmo's ass. like Adriana Chechick and he's just like running around he got a girl who's rocking Abby Cadabby and they're just like running around doing a full on puppet show and Parker's looking left she's looking right she's just like surrounded by her favorite

characters singing her favorite songs Was she starstruck? Because she looked a little shook to be honest yeah She was like what the fuck She can't believe it. It's kind of hard to tell to what extent she feels like she actually has I don't feel like I don't know to what extent she thinks Elmo is a real person

but I don't think that she felt like like that was the real Elmo. I think she got that it was like... A puppet. You know, because I feel like if she really thought it was Elmo... She would have freaked out. In the way that like... Maybe when she's a little older,

even there could be like a period of time where she could be fooled, like the same way the kids think Santa's real or whatever. But like, I feel like she doesn't really think it is, but she still thinks it's sick. Well, she saw the fat neck beard giving Elmo a colonoscopy. That kind of threw it off. Oh, this is what I want to know, Lush.

So Lush comes to the party, and let's be a little bit vague so that we don't have to, like, throw anybody's business out of the bus. Yeah. So there was a guy that I understand that you might have been serving at another point in your life at the two-year-old's birthday party? Yeah, something like that. What the fuck is going on, Luscher? Hey, Lush, you got something right now? No, clientele.

His party, man, tell. It was, you know, he was, he used to hang around the gang, you feel me, and, you know, get his snowdown, get his pop on, little something. You told me that y'all were taggers. Something like. He said he knew you from the Tagger days or something. When you were 22. Yeah, I'm seeing. I think it was tag.

in the bag. Yeah, like, you know. He's the biggest co-dealer in L.A. right here, right? It's the L.A. tag bangers, but it's all good. You feel me? Yo, but the crazy shit about that. So get this. So, Lana has a friend, right?

And she's a fucking, you know, YouTuber mom and everything like that. And she has a baby. Then her and the husband separate, like, I'm not sure exactly how long or actually I don't think they were married or maybe they were. I don't fucking know. But they separate soon after. And so they're co-parenting.

and the dude, the dad, he already got a new girl. And when we had the pony come to the crib, this whole little love triangle, well, not love triangle. Jump on it. It would be a love triangle if it was current. They're all at the party with the pony. It's kind of still a triangle. And it's crazy too because they all like, they look like they hang out at the same bar that, like, I don't even go to enough bars to know what bar this would be. Super hip, whatever it is.

It's cha-cha. Very interesting dynamic. And it's real, like, window. into what co-parenting would fucking be. Well, isn't that Shorty's whole, like she'd be pushing the line for co-parenting super heavy? Well, I think she's just been doing YouTube videos forever, so it's like

she's talking about that shit too. She's talking about everything that she's going through. But there's various ways you could handle that, you know, a split-up situation between you and your significant other that you have a kid with, but co-parenting and it being like... Yeah, because you could not... Here we go. It would literally

be the equivalent of your ex, your current girl, and you being at that fucking party together. It's not happening. I'm thinking it's not happening. Apparently their tempers run a lot cooler than whatever the fight. Because even for me, you want to see WWE?

Dude is super chill about it. Dude is super chill. But I've actually seen, I've seen AD from No Jumper really gracefully handle some phone calls that are quite contentious. Really? That's a fact.

AD from No Jumper. Because I'm trying to imagine if me and Lena broke up today. I'm trying to picture a year later, me, her, and her new dude being around each other at the party. We're packing him out. But see, okay, but this is the thing. We're packing him the fuck out. You're not parked out. He's getting stumped out.

Lush. We're not packing them out. Why not? Because think about it. You want to spend as much time with your fucking kid as possible, right? I'm packing up Parker's hypothetical step. father to not be Kanye to be fucking mega responsible

to be mega respectful to do fuck that litter how could you? If you want to spend as much time as possible around the kid you gotta be fucking on your P's and Q's and make your ex feel as accommodated as possible as possible now I would not think that bringing the new girl around would be part of that puzzle

but Adam he's making it work but you first what do you do when you do everything correct and it's still was Kanye doing everything Correct? I didn't say that.

Adam, you don't need to Adam, you don't need to pack the hypothetical stepfather of We're gonna wait till he's wrong to the car. We will pack him out. I feel like that will reflect poorly on me. No, but no, he feels that way because we had these conversations about

a situation. He's like, well, I just have to do what the mom says. And I'm like, no, nigga, fuck that. No, if me and Len are separated, then I would have to be on my P's and Q's to make sure that I had the best relationship with her possible.

But you said that she says boundaries. In order to have as much time with the kid as possible and to have the best relationship as possible. If I fucking hate her new dude outside of the possibility that the dude could be so fucked up that I wouldn't even want my kid around. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. To be honest, I don't really think that she would choose a next mate that would be that fucked up. So I kind of like trust her enough that I wouldn't think it was that situation. I'm talking about the boundaries because I remember we had this conversation. Right.

You said basically, you know what Kim's saying like she has a kid and most of the time. Kanye can only see them this many times dictate that. But isn't that how it usually is that like there's... It shouldn't be like that. If a man wants to be a father and present in their kid's life, he should have... You know what I'm saying? At least if he's trying, at least try to get 50-50 other time. If he's mentally competent.

If he's, yes. Right. Which is a big asterisk right there. And who the fuck wants their kid around Pete Davidson? That, but he has a huge dick. Keep that away from my fucking kids. All the more reason. Pete is his drug record.

That niggas over here getting your kids names had it? Yeah, that's what the fuck. With this fucking python hanging out of shorts. Hey, but this is my thing. Is that? Fuck no. Thinking about his dick, maybe forget my thing.

Okay. If me and my girl separate, it is on her and I completely- And she starts dating Pete Davidson. Right, okay, let's use Pete Davidson as the example, right? But let's say that this is what she's doing. It's on her. She's the one realistically who's going to have the kid the most of the time.

So I'm going to have to kind of, accommodate the fact that she wants the kid in a routine. And if on Tuesday afternoon at 2 p.m., I decide, hey, I'm Kanye West and I'm taking Parker to the water park. It's just not like that's... We're renting out the whole park. Because I feel like that's the equivalent of what kind of stuff Kanye wants to be allowed to do with his kid as he wants to say, hey, boom, boom, we're flying to France and we're going to the fashion shows for the next three weeks.

Pull the kids out of school. That's not realistic. That's not the kind of thing that you can want for your kid. They need order. They need to have a responsible upbringing. But there's so many guys who are not in their kids' lives and don't even try. And I guess dipping off to Fashion Week for a fucking in the private jet. I guess that that is better than being a deadbeat dad.

But I also think that that's just not appropriate. Now, if you want to plan that in advance. Kanye is not planning shit in a day. After they paint the ponies, when Pete Davidson is walking back to his Tesla, we are going to grab that motherfucker up and throw him in a box the size of Ralphie's cage. Adam's not going to be mad. I have a consultant in the corner that might be able to help you out with this. His name is the punsy-igator.

And we're going to feed that nigga. We're going to feed that nigga in the dog, bow. He's been summoned. Pun's over there like Gallum in the corner, right? He's on a call. He's on a call. No, bro, but, you know, there's so many fathers. And I see, like, that try to be in their kid's life.

And then, you know, the mom is dictating. when they could do it. And a lot of times, they'd be mad at the fucking dads. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you can't go do this or I'm going to play with the kid and do all this extra shit. So it's a fucked up situation. Listen,

if Lent of the plug leaves me and is with Pete Davidson, I'm going to be bogging up to Pete. Hey, Pete, sweet tats. Boos. Got any cool movies coming out? Talk to Ariana lately. Just, but I'm going to be fake as fuck. Just so.

And also. Kanye tried to do the same thing. Thank you for giving me the credit that Pete Davidson will wipe my bitch up because he with M. Ratt right now. whatever the fuck her name is. Yes. Okay, but I'm just saying, I'm going to do whatever I got to do to be on good terms

so that I could keep a cool relationship with the kid. You can be cordial. You don't have to be disrespectful. But I'm just saying as far as. That's what we're here for. Yeah. You got to go to the booth and make a dissong about it. The dictating of it.

I'm a shoebox baby do it. You got your schedule here, right? And let's just say four or five times a week you're filming. You got this schedule, whatever it is. And then, you know, your woman says, your ex says, well, you can't have them the days that you're free. Because I want to do this with this. And you feel me?

I see that happen with my homeboys. They be like, all right, I got two, three days off. Can I be with my kid? And they was like, no. And it's like, what do you do then as a father? Well, because she, and that sounds like she's literally operating out of, like, vengeance. Yeah, because that's what I'm talking about. I'm operating under the assumption that my girl is going to want me to have a good

relationship with my kid, even if we're not together. Whereas obviously a lot of moms, their way of saying, hey, fuck you is to say, oh, I'm going to basically force. you to have a bad relationship with your kid, which realistically is like the most evil thing you can possibly imagine a woman doing on her. Yeah, I mean, setting your... Happens a lot.

Setting your kid up for like potential severe trauma, addiction, and anything else else. Appearing all the Blueface Girls Club. There it is. There it is. Yeah. You should start your own Blueface Girls Club the Jackshack.

I... Called the Jack... The scrap shack. One bathroom. Like the tiniest little space. That would be a great show. Y'all got a cute-ass motherfucking refrigerator, though. That sounds more like a...

The penguin... That sounds like a Mr. Beast challenge. I put 20 porn stars in a one-room shack. We're Adam 22 masturbates. They're going to have to watch out of 22 and jerk on eight times a day. 15 Island, too. Yeah. No, Lush is...

The Luscious. Luscious is running the go-foundland. Fuschalli. Piffon. I'm so fucking. Hucks. I'm so excited for this live show on Friday, man. Friday.

Me and Blasey are doing our own meet and greet separate where we meet all the misconnected ladies, you know, we're giving out pipe to all the, to all the lady fans. Damn, so you're looking for a new boo? Not necessarily, but I'm just saying, like. He's always in the market. You try to keep your options. I got a surprise for y'all on Friday. Have you found a new lover from the No Jumper fan base yet?

I got a surprise for you. You're about to bring a shorty through? The chest hair, presumes, let's go. I got no motherfucking chest hair. Yeah, now. He's like, I never had that. He's like, me and my ex-wife got back together. That's crazy that you give off such chest hair vibes

that we all thought you had chest hair, even though you don't have chest hair. Josh, where do I send my resignation from there? I never thought you had any type of hair. I didn't even think about it, but you have tattoos? Yes, I do. That's, I think, that's what it is. Yeah.

It does kind of look like chest hair. Can I ask a parent? question. To who? To the only dad on the panel. So, T. Rel pointed out that now when his kids have birthday parties because Lenna got this fucking O.D. Sesame Street cake that cost

$500. And now... I got it. And it's so fucked up that it has giant, like, frosting Sesame Street characters on it that you don't even eat. You take them and throw them away after. But it's made of frosting. Why wouldn't you eat it? You can't eat it, though. It's made a fondant,

which is a word I've only really heard them say. The British bake-off fondant. Fondent. I'm only used to hearing them say it in their stupid English accent, so I don't know how to say it. Central C's. You know, why? Even my cake is gay.

My cake is gay. How can I be pornophobic? My cake is good. That feels a G. That was all right. But he's so hard. Yeah, as I'm saying, he's a G. He's a legend.

But, got my pencil with the utensils. Even a steak is gay. Yo, but T. Rella's out here buying $30 cakes now because he has so many kids and has done so many birthdays. So, but then he's looking at me, we're spending $500 in this cake. We're getting this pony. And he's just like, damn, bro, I'd be getting my cakes from the grocery store now. Like, he's just over it because he's done so many fucking parties. And I'm like, damn, I wonder if we will get jaded like that.

Yeah, facts. But when you got, when you got that many kids and you got to imagine how many times he has to do this a year. And I didn't even. Four times a year. I didn't even eat the cake. I ate the cake. Josh, I was it?

Are you doing OD cakes for your kids at this point? Are you just doing the bare minimum? Grocery store cakes. Yeah. I looked at the cake. I was like, what is this in here? Y'all got to put a little flare on.

Is this a little mushroom in this mother? Sometimes she'll make the cake. We're getting the OD cakes right now when she can't even fucking perceive what's going to remember these cakes. It's just for the TikTok. At all. Okay. That's at all.

A lot of times people go all out for the parties and the kid are not going to remember that. I mean, other than having pictures and stuff. Okay. At what year do you start, do you start remembering your birthday birthday? I say five, four. Yeah, something like that maybe.

Do you remember anything when you were four? Yeah. The thing is, is that we have TikToks of like all her important life events. So we basically just like show her like reruns from her childhood all the time. And it's like one of her favorite. But you think TikTok will still even be a thing by the time she gets old enough to be able to process. So hopefully they at least let us download our content so we can show the kid. We're going to be in fucking concentration camps in China by then.

Jesus. TikTok's going to run the world. But, like, I don't know if they're fabricated memories or not, but I literally, like, remember infancy. Like, really? Yeah. Like, I remember, like, my grandmother talking to me in, like, in Italian. And, um. Italian.

And, yeah, she was like, get to the sit, pello. Like, you're, like, you're my beautiful baby. You like some shit like that. And I remember this is going to all right. I got a friend. I remember the taste of my mother's breast milk. Like, what? Yeah.

I don't know what's fabricated memory or not. But then again, that was three weeks ago. Yeah, I think he was on a bender. That was a few weeks ago. That's a battle rapper shit right there. Remember your birth. Yo, but I have a BMX homie who says he remembers being in the fucking emergency room being born. That's what I'm saying.

Hey, y'all niggas is tripping. Y'all niggins do not remember this. I equate memories, like certain songs that come on, and that will remind me of a time. But like, not no fucking three years old and I remember doing some shit, unless it was like traumatic shit. Yeah, I got chased by German Shepers all super years. I remember that. In the words of Gucci Man the Flair, I remember. I don't remember nothing but my last blunt.

So tight. This bitch said, do you remember me from last month? I told the bitch, I don't remember my last blunt. Memories are fucking gay. Let's be honest. Hell, yeah. But you want to hear some gay shit, and I hate when people talk about dreams on podcasts, but like the other night, I had a dream that I was wiping the homie's ass.

And it was exactly like when I wipe my kid's ass, because when my kid takes a shit and you are gay. And then we go, touch your toes, and she fucking hits this. Give it a wipe. It's amazing how you only have to wipe it like once. Wait, what homey was this? Yeah, right. I don't want to say.

Is this not a no-jum person? It's too gay. I don't want to say who it is. Is it somebody at work here? It's too gay. It's Danny Mullen. Too gay. But it's a person.

It's a man. And I don't know. For some reason, in my dream, he was hitting the exact same pose, bending over touching his toes. I was wiping his ass in my dream. I never remember my genes. For some reason, I remember this. Doctor, am I gay?

Do you want to hear the analysis? You're definitely gay. You want to hear the- Professor Crip, am I gay? Gay. Do you want a legit analysis because I'll break it down to you right now. Gayo, me's a gayo.

Continue, which is got claimed. Kisa gay, Gisa gay, Kisa gay, Kisa gay. No, you, one banana,

two, you take. Banana. I think you were having a wet dream. You take care of so many, people and you feel responsible for so many people's careers, livelihood. But this is not a person who's asses them really white. It doesn't. Okay. But like, like, like, figuratively, figuratively. Do not, are you not,

you're really not catching this right here? Yeah, this is interesting. Because it's the same thing you do with Parker Ann. So like, check. It was Boston Nova. I cracked the code. You're basically like, all my employees are my children and I need to wipe their asses. It's actually like, it speaks very high of your character. Yeah. Is that dream? I agree. Fuck all that. That name is gay. I mean, when it comes down to it, I'm a white baby's ass.

If you couldn't wipe his own or just like, no, just, in general. Yeah, just kill me. I really want to know who it was. I know.

Can you tell us off camera? Yeah. It's better that you don't know. Your teeth do look really a lot of white. Oh, but just one question, Adam, is it someone in this room?

No comment. Oh, my God. I pray it in his list. I pray to this list. I pray to this. It's for sure. House phone.

It's the big, it's not house phone. Big Chief homies. I challenged them. Both of them. Shut up to Big Chief, man. Both of them. Honestly, that would be so gay.

Why is it not house phone? I just like don't know them enough for them to be in my dreams. That seems really gay. You. I want to admit something, but I know that. Said, sad, said,

okay. I have gay. Adam wiped your ass. No, no, no, no. Sure, sure. Somebody who is not in the room right now currently, but was in the room. All right.

What like was a part of a recent dream that I have? Gina's views. No. It was a male. Fast time. You had a gay dream about pun. No, I wasn't gay. But it was...

Fun? No. No. Jesus Christ. I'm the number one punna. It wasn't a gay dream like Adam. I don't want to be a gay dream. They just happened to be in the background of the dream.

Interesting. Watching you fuck? No. Why I got to be a horny dream? I don't want a way to watch house. Horny vibes. Josh, can you put up the chat? Yeah, man, get the chat going, man.

Oh, man. Oh, my God. Hey, listen, make sure you all tune into the ladies' night on the Ace Boys channel right after this. I got to give you, well, I ain't going to say it. Make sure you tune into Adam 22's TikTok. It's gay. Change the subject. This pod isn't soft enough.

I agree with that. The Yuri smells narrative is just running rampant. Housebone, I'm going to give you an air high five. Sure, sure. Yeah. I can't wait for that interview to drop. Yes. I'm dropping heat back to back.

I just dropped Abba. I'm a rich homie. Come on. Jose is the juice, man. If you haven't seen that, you're an asshole. You let me out to Abba shit. I didn't even know that you wanted to be on it. You know what's crazy?

He told me on Destiny Stream. He was like, when I come to L.A., we're going to do the interview. I'm like, okay. Someone said Lush looks like you'd be at arcades all day. Thanks. Hey, how'd you know? Oh, my God. How'd you know?

Shout out to that guy. What were you saying? I saw one that said Adam bye I was feeling that Adam's bye bye bye bye I would be down to be right for the right guy Household needs to lose you Bro stop pointing to me nigga

That laugh is so fucking crazy Hey man How out I mean shout out to OG suicide Our interview Our interview just came out Shout out to him man I ain't going to lie bro I was watching that

I was like Kind of felt the same way as I was watching black pants So, you got a little deep, man. That was the sequel. You know, like, when I saw it, I already sent you a message. You feel me. Shout out to my boy, Lush, man. Send him my love and all that.

I fuck with Lusch, though. Look. Lush checks on everybody. Adam is deaf by. A.A. And all that shit. Uh-huh. That's what I thought.

It's always there. See, this is why we can't have the chat. I'm done to tap in time. That giggle was crazy. You can take it off. Adam's pansexual. Yeah. I had sex with the pan.

That's such a good joke. Every morning when I fucking make eggs, I'm pansexual. You like that? Wait, wait. I got all kinds of jokes like that. No, no, wait. What was your... In the cereal, you were your brand sexual.

What? I eat eggs for breakfast. I something for... No, Gucci Man. No, but you made a remix. I drink lean for breakfast. No, you made it... Boxes' hands for breakfast.

You made a breakfast remix one time. I'm drinking Molly and I'm popping peaceful breakfast. That was honestly one of your best rest styles. When I made the TikTok that I posted... today of me making breakfast with me and my kid I went to use that song but unfortunately that song is from my album music no it is on TikTok but it is like the most drugged out Gucci song on earth that I just could not picture being the appropriate music for the TikTok because

the vibe of it like go listen to it it sounds like Gucci is on way too much substances in that song that's low key one that's a great Gucci I listened to that so much when it came out and now I'm like, damn, I was on a lot of drugs. Like, I'm so happy for his life and the direction is gone in. With that being said. Inspiration. I like how it keeps violating an artist who won't sign with him. Druged out Gucci is...

Or do sign to him. Druged out Gucci's top five dead or alive. See, that's why it's cool to see Gucci still being willing to fly off the handle and violate his artist or, you know, prospective artists for minor infractions. You know, that really, like, kind of lives up to the legend of Gucci that he doesn't even need drugs and he can be whiling out. Congratulations. The first artist.

they ever got signed. So fired. It dropped the same day. I said, wow. But just the way he phrased that shows. Congratulations. Yes, the fact that he even knows that word shows how much he's grown in the past several years.

You know what was hard, though? He dropped like a letter to takeoff song. Right. Oh, it was so good, bro. Dude, his young golf tribute is amazing. Listen. And these are people that he was so instrumental in their careers, he put them both on.

He put them on, bro. Y'all want to talk about some shit. Come on. Wack 100 claims that him and Big You ran down on future back in the day

on behalf of Trick Trick Trying to get some money out of the future Now That he owed allegedly I, as you know I am in the streets I am communicating with people I'm having conversations

I heard a theory Okay Now I'm not saying it's fact But this is the theory I heard Okay I heard that there was a conflict between Big U and Future at one point back in the day. I heard the WAC 100 was nowhere near it.

It wasn't at the airport. Really? So this situation allegedly did take place. Wack 100 wasn't there. That'd be weird if they were both there, to be honest. But Wack 100 is a... Not really. No, they were friends at a sort of point.

It doesn't... No, I understand that, but it seems like an altercation of that magnitude wouldn't require two bosses of that stature at the same time. But if we're at LAX together and we see an op, we got run down on them together. And it don't matter if you're drinking dirty spray. We're running down on them, right? No, hey, if the likelihood of that.

But think about, but, okay, from what I'm hearing, this is not true. This did not, Wack 100 was not there. But why would he claim that body? Well, the theory, allegedly, yes. The theory is that WAC 100 put this story out there, knowing that there is a grain of truth to it. and put himself into it,

perhaps in an effort to try to make Big U clarify the record that perhaps it really was a conflict and that Y100 is lying about his involvement, but he's, you know, WX100 is stirring shit up for his ops. He's making fucking things that, I'm pretty sure Big U did not want this coming to life. He doesn't all want this conversation.

Pretty sure Future didn't want this to come to life. I have heard that Future is not happy about this taking place. that there's conversation taking place, especially because from all accounts, big you and future have been on good terms for many years. And on top of that, like the whole backstory makes sense because Trick Trick is pretty notorious

for regulating Detroit and making rappers pay and all that. And obviously, you know, like BMF started in Detroit. And they're huge in Atlanta, so there's that whole connection. Well, that's one thing I'm really not sure. BMF was huge every week.

Yeah, but I'm saying, and they were... I'm not sure why. why there was a debt or why Trick Trick would have been owed money by future. So I don't know about why that might be true or why big you might have interest in that. That's all too much for me to know. But that's what I'm hearing on the street.

So Wack 100 is out here playing interesting games. I mean, listen to the story. The story is crazy. He's saying he ran into the thing. He's about to drop down where the thing is. He throws the phone. That's a lot. And then he catches the phone.

He leaves Sierra. Hey, Playboy. Can you imagine I can't even imagine seeing Future in the airport. With Sierra left Sierra sprinted away. Keep in mind the Sierra and Future

was an incredibly early part of Future's career. Remember the honest album? Like that was the time period. I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest. That was the time period when Future was with Sierra, right?

So that was like a million fucking year. What was it? 2014. But that's when he was on it. to run there. That's when he had that. That's even before that. That's like, yeah. Way back in the day.

I highly doubt the futures having to fucking check him on that. Because I remember he bought, she bought him out in her video. And that's when they liked the world. It was like, oh, they dating. That was like, turn off the lights future. All right, here's another clip for your remote. Why was Charleston White in L.A.? And why didn't you link up with him?

Did you? Did you? Did he? Did he? Did he? That's why he posted. He checked in with AD. On the Hose up or Instagram. I was supposed to link up with him? Well, no, that Charleston White came to L.A. allegedly, right?

Charles and White came to LA put out a video and said essentially like, I'm in L.A. I'm comfortable as fuck. And guess what? I ain't fin of check in because the majority of the citizens of Los Angeles

would agree with me that I don't have to check in. And he was basically... He's the last person that most of the gangsters in L.A. would want to check in with him. Yeah, no one's true. Let's be real. His track record has placed him

in a category where not a lot of people are going to be trying to have you check in. I told you, my uncle, That's his nigger. You feel me? Right. We come down to that. I'll leave it along.

There you go. That's what it is. But I thought you were going to link up with him. I thought y'all were supposed to do content, brad. I thought y'all were going to do a TikTok. My uncle, my uncle wanted to squash the shit. You feel me? He, you know, put us on the phone and he was letting him know.

He told me, like, nephew, I've been fucking with this nigga for years. He was helping me out a long time ago. He did the X, Y, Z for me. You're my family. Whatever it is. You feel me? Y'all drop that shit. It is what is.

So you guys are cool, but you're not. Meeting up with him when he comes to LA. I mean, I don't even know he wasn't, bro, like, I'm not even, like, checking for anything like that. What if he does a video in your old hood? Why? Flexing. Six nine in it. Six nine in O'Block energy.

I mean, homies are still over there, so I don't know. What would you do? How would you feel inside? If he, like, just start dissing me again? Charleston White mooning the camera on your block. Well, then I'll just hit my own? You used to sell dick. I would, hey, I'll hit, hit on cup.

I'm like, uh. The man's tripping. He's gone. He pulled up at five in the five in the. morning he moon someone it might have been to drive by mooning but it was

you know imagine I pull up to the ops block and moon somebody not even him that'll make me more man yeah Adams came over there

just pulled a shirt all freshly shaved ass slide of the ops and I moon him yo I might moon him in the car and put my ass on the glass for that extra effect of really seeing my ass

pressed against the glass and fork too I'm gonna pull up I see my ops and that's I pull up to the Popeye's moon him. Ah, put my ass on the glass at the drive-thru. Cut it with the option, I spoon them. Then a nigga shoot at the window.

You get fucking glassing your ass on top of that. If I take a bullet to the butthole, will you still love me? You're my brother. Yeah. That's a real friend right there. I'm not going to change your wounds, though. I ain't going to clean you. I told her, I told her.

I told her that she could lose her legs, and I was still. You still beat? I still. I still beat. For sure. Sure, sure. So Lexi can lose legs? Yeah.

Lexi lose legs. I'm gonna sit there. I'm gonna be like this. Pula hooper around. You're gonna carry around like this, like under your arm? Yeah. You shouldn't fuck with nobody for their legs. Yeah, for their legs.

No, just for their, I mean, because look, for their appendages. Realistically. You shouldn't fuck nobody for their legs. Crazy. I'm in for the heart. No. Oh my God. But realistically, right.

God forbid anything can happen to anybody here. You would want your significant other to rock with you. My home girl's baby daddy has one leg, literally. I was thinking of something, but I'll keep it to myself. I got three legs. He got a peg leg with a kickstand. I have around all night and day. I have no legs.

I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. That made me want to take the subway in New York City so much when I saw that on kids back in the day. That's a real-ass guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've seen him in kids.

Yeah. He was just, you know what I'm talking about? Of course. You don't remember the movie, Kids? You should watch it. You never seen kids? There's a guy with no legs on a skateboard saying, I have no legs. And I think about it every time somebody says, I have to.

You never seen kids? Well, you have to watch it. It'll make you want to move to New York City in the 90s. In the 90s. And hang out on the street. Young Rosario Dawson, come on. And like, skate for a fucking Supreme or something. That's one thing I like about.

you is you appreciate some pussy that don't even exist anymore. What do you mean? Some crazy pussy from back in the day. Rosie. But he's talking about her vintage. Yeah. I'm all about the rookie cards. Like,

like you feel me. She still looks good. No, I know that. But there's, but there's a difference. There's Eric. It's like this. Like,

like I'd fuck Ava Mendez right now. But Ava Mendez was. Ava Mendez was. Ava Mendez in Training Day? Bro. The goat. I hit some porn stars that they look fine. But if I hit them six years.

ago it would have been a whole different bragging right you ever fuck sarah jay no old ass sarah j she's fine she's still fine the she looks like a fine ass holkogen you feel me oh my god every woman is fine every woman is sexy you know leave all women every woman has legs if she thinks she's hot she's hot if she got if she got legs hey she's hot wait wait wait she loses her legs she's hot okay what this is what i really this is what i realized about getting back on twitter is that like We might need to start body shaming some people back again. Like, people are too. You just fart like shit.

Who did that? Was that Adam? You're fucking gross. That's how you feel, bro. That's how you feel? That's how you feel. That's that you're fucking disgusting. What were you about to say?

What's your question? What did you realize about Twitter house phone? That everybody is horny and like laughs at the cornyest shit. Corny and horny. Yeah. I've been gone for too long. Here's my question. What?

What? Now, we've established that if Lexi loses her legs, you will not leave her. No. If Lena loses her legs, I will not leave her. If Lush ceases to vape on the podcast because he has no more arms, I will not kick him off the show, even though I will definitely make fun of him. Put a mic on his chest here. The question remains. We kill you. In terms of new sex partners, in terms of you meeting somebody new.

It's a rap. What is the level of disability that you are willing to accept? Well, we know about the autism in my past. Okay. I'm talking about physical things. So you could be full on retarded and it's all good. Could you love a woman with a peg leg? Yeah, Peggy.

You could call her that, but could you love her? Yeah. I love more of the vibes, more than the looks and shit like, honestly. I fall in love with spirits. Can I tell you a tale? All your friends are dead. Can I tell you a tale?

Yeah. This is a classic. Push me to that. Some people out there might remember this from back in the day, but back in the day, New York City, estimate year 2008. I'm at the bar and I walk in, I see a cute girl sitting there, I sit down next to her, offer to buy her a drink. Boom, we're having a conversation for like two fucking hours.

My friend is with me. He's got a girl. He's talking to her, whatever. We're having a great time in this bar. We're sitting down the whole time, though. At some point, We both stand up and I realize I am fucking gigantic compared to her. She's like five feet fucking problem.

That's hot. Sure. I'm kind of used to that. That's dope. Little assay of a shake. I don't give a fuck. I ask her where she lives. She tells me where she lives.

She lives like a mile or two away. I say, okay, I'm going to go back to the crib with my homie. But then I'm going to hit you, see what you're doing. Right. So we're texting and she invites me over a crib. I'm thinking, amazing. I live in Brooklyn. I'm young.

I'm like getting some pussy. This is what life's all about. Yeah. I go over to her crib. She's sitting on the fucking stairs downstairs. It is like February and it is 2 o'clock in the morning. It is so fucking cold. I ride up on my bike.

Like, what the fuck is this girl thinking? Why is she outside? Anyway, we talk on the steps for a few minutes. I'm still warm from riding. So I'm kind of like not thinking about the cold that much. And she says, what do you want to do? I say, let's go upstairs. She goes, okay, she goes to walk up the stairs.

I'm going to show you what she walked like. I don't want to laugh because I know where this is going. Prior to this, keep in mind, I had not seen her move. been seated talking to her and then we stood up briefly she walking like this like a gazelle a wounded gazelle she had was she was she bad though she probably wasn't bad bad might be an exasperation she she was suitable to put my penis in at that time in your life at that moment did you beat i go upstairs with her honestly my as i'm watching her climb the like two flights of stairs. You got turned off.

Should have carried her. Rood as fuck. Yeah, you're rude as fuck. And spoiler alert. I fucking went on her Facebook after this and I figured out that she was in some sort of horrific car accident. So this was like probably not the case with her at some point, you know, a year

before this or some shit like that. You thought she had like multiple sclerosis? And my, my desire, like at that moment my desire to fuck her was so fucking strong. I mean, I just it's like 2.30 in the morning and I'm riding my bike across Brooklyn. to go get some pussy in the middle of the fucking night,

risking pneumonia to hang out with this stranger. And when I see that walk, it just fucking killed it. And I just immediately, like, felt like a weird sense of empathy. And I'm just like, like I felt bad for her, but I was also kind of grossed out by the whole thing.

You're grossed at it. Yeah, I would have been like this. But is that fucking wrong, honey, tequila, we have a mission. It turned me off so much that I didn't want to do it.

I'm just being real. But what I would have. I feel like you're an ableist. Yes. No, 100%. I would have waxed that. The most ablest thing you could say. I am labeling myself.

You should have fucked her because you felt bad. This is a former version of myself. I know. That would have been the cool thing to do to show her. You're just like any other woman. I'm going to fuck you and not talk to you after. You have to do this now. You have to find her.

You have to find her and bring her on plug to talk. The crazy thing is to imagine her like being like told about this podcast and like figuring it out and like putting out a YouTube about her. Had him talk with a disabled person has to happen. Mando. What if you fuck? Fear out. Oh, come on.

What if you fuck, and then all of a sudden she's, like, fixed. Like, you beat it, and then the disability. Yeah, what if you beat her spine back into... And then you be like... So that's what they're talking about? And while you're about to bust and up, you say, I have exercised the demons. That's real.

No. But, okay, I'm going to add another layer to it. So we both live in Brooklyn, and it's a relatively small place. It's actually a gigantic place. Yeah, I was just to say, I guess. All the gentrifiers know each other. You don't see, like, you don't, like, see people all the time, but you do see people like you know it's like we both lived in like the same area of bushwick approximately so it's like i'm

okay that's different i see her a couple of months later and she's with a dude and i see them getting into their car or getting out of the car and the dude is in incredible shape he's a physical fucking specimen meanwhile i am in worse shape than i am in right now so i'm over here being able to not giving her the d and then meanwhile she's dating this dude I look at the bag of his fucking car and he has a sticker from his kickboxing academy Oh yeah So now I got this bitch

And he gives me the dirtiest fucking look in the world Because he knew you didn't fuck As if she told her new boyfriend That she once hung out with his scumbag Adam 22 and he did not give her handicapped out of his dick That is terrible man I felt awful You got to handicap

You should feel bad about yourself I did What if it was just for physical therapist How you know he was even Oh it really could have been that That's fair If he's a kickboxer and a physical therapist, then this is a great man. He's getting so much pussy.

And he deserved to give me a bad book. He's taking the walk to Poland for sure, bro. If you're a physical therapist and a fucking gym trainer, you're getting pussy. A lot of it. Those are two great. No, he's not a gym trainer. He was a kickbox. He's getting all kinds of.

He could have been the trainer at the kickbox. Why would we assume? You said he was a physical specimen. He was hot. You should have fucked him instead of fucking hurt. Oh, what's the guy? What's the last dude that you saw that you were like, damn, he's hot? You.

Really? Thank you. Appreciate it. Beast girls. Were there any hot dudes at the party, AD? I'm looking at you, niggas. What's wrong with you? What do you mean?

I had my chest out. What the fuck you're saying, bro? That's definitely was the number one in the hot body show. Well, once I realized me and AD were international well-renowned models, I looked at myself in the mirror. I was like, damn, I'm beautiful. Everybody kept saying you like a rotisserie chicken. today. What?

You're shiny like one? No, I was like spinning. They put us on his little platform and spun us around. I was damn there about the fall. I thought because he's shiny. I am a little, I'm a little shiny. They had a shiner too.

The lady was supposed to unshine me and she didn't. Now, rock it. Rock the shine. Yeah. I think it's, I got a little glow in me. Speaking of glow, how do you feel about glowrilla?

Getting nominated for a Grammy. Unlike Nikki Mina. Hey, Hey, guess what? It's Glorilla's year. You know what I'm saying? She literally... Shut out to the whole black noise team.

If you look at any artists that had a breakout year, that really just made a huge... One, lush and two, Glorilla. Basically, lush... Lusherilla. Lusher in the podcasting world. And I will also have you know that me and Danny Mullen are investing in hormones

so that Bosanova can actually have his surgery and become ice spice. I'm spiking. if that happens. Yo. I'm spiking. I kind of believe you. The Bosanova's

ice spice transition will happen me and Danny Marlon will be paying for it. All the puberty blockers will be purchased. Puberty. I'll literally take

my crooked-ass teeth and chew ice spices thong like a starburst, bro. I'm not even playing. At the arcade. Can I come along to the lush teeth trip

whenever you take them to turkey? I'm trying to get my shit fixed. We're going to Turkey to get your teeth. We're going to Istanbul. Oh, wait. Where's it? That's the teeth.

That's in Turkey, by the way, guys. Yeah, when I get mine as we did again, got to bring some homies. You're going to get your teeth redone? You got to get them like every six, seven years is what's going to read? And it hurts all over again? I heard it don't hurt. It didn't hurt when you got it done?

The only thing. I'm going to it's my nuts. It didn't, it didn't. Nigger. Thanks. I had to do it. The numbing? Was it numbing?

Did you smell my fart? No. Sick. Good. I used to have like fangs and they had to shave those down. I kind of felt that. You were like mad. You were probably so numbed out.

You couldn't even feel it. No, but you were into Twilight, right? It was, he said Twilight. No, Team Eric. I ain't seen it. I just like the idea of AD being a vampire jugger. That shit don't. That's the real vamps right there, real vamp life.

But you gotta get the shit redid, you feel me? You could eat whatever, or was there like a window where you couldn't? No, for the first, I want to say, three weeks, your mouth feels weird. Like, you don't want to eat nothing and stay away from, like, apples and shit. Does it feel like you got to grill him? At first it does. It feels normal. Are you allowed to give head?

You can eat an apple now, though. Yeah. Perfectly. Let's stop talking about your teeth. Glorilla. Glorilla got nominated. The barbs are fucking furious. Why are they mad that?

Because Nikki Minaj has never won a Grammy and she did not want to be nominated in the pop category. Right. People are saying that the Grammys essentially reacted by not nominating her for the hip-hop category. Now, that being said, I mean, it's just a panel of judges, right? I don't think that the Grammys can just say, like, oh, Nikki Minaj is blacklisted, right?

She for sure should be in the hip-hop category. She dropped the album this year? No, it's for the super freaky girl. But, bro, imagine putting out one mid-song and thinking that you deserve to get a Grammy for it. Like, nobody fucking cares about that song. But I will say, that was fucking huge. Yeah, but, like, the fact that she's never been. Super Freak was number one, though.

It was a big record. But, like, Pink Friday era, Nicky. Minaj, that's fucking ridiculous. The fact that she didn't... But here's the thing. Check game, though. Check game, though. Knaz won his first Grammy

for a King's Disease 2. I know. And, like, so... That's nuts. The King of Z. 3 is fired, by the way. He didn't win a Grammy for fucking Illmatic, for it was written, for still... For any of these crazy albums,

life is good. Nigger. You feel me? Look at Will Smith just got his fucking first Oscars. And so that's the thing. The same... Did you hear you just... Slap someone?

No, I do not. The thing about the Oscars and all that? There are a lot. essentially lifetime achievement awards. So it's not really necessarily what you're winning, even though that's just a technicality. However, Glorilla, out the gate, getting nominated, unprecedented young girl from Memphis doing the damn thing,

give her her flowers. He's fucking killing it. I'm not going to lie, man. I don't give a fuck if she sound like Pop Smoke. I'm still hitting it from the back. Her album was fair. Her album was fair. But they did get it right.

In this case, she deserves the nom. Who knows if she'll actually win. Somebody's great nom. Somebody said that she's the first unisex. rapper because men and women can bang her shit without feeling like if you think Cardi B is that female only? Yeah.

No, but what she's talking about for show is, you feel me? Do you think that the hood are really like sitting on their porch smoking a black and my list of glorilla? Yes, yes. I heard a lot of Glorilla. I'm open to it.

Younging from my hood are slapping Glorilla like in rotation with blue bucks and all that shit. How's he doing in the Unc category? Do the Unks listen to Glorilla? Approved. Listen, female rap is taking over, man. This is the year of female rap.

If you really think about it, Glorilla is... Sexy Red. Sexy Red. Going crazy. You guys got to rep your own kind, man. Don't just give up your fucking territory like that. I'm not giving up shit.

These bitches are hard. These bitches are crazy. She's the 2022 version of like Gangsta Boo. Mia X. Like, we've seen hard female rappers. And Gangstaboo, like, dudes is jamming that shit. Yeah. Can gangstaboo get on?

You love Gengstabu. That would be amazing. Most of Memphis shit. I hope she knows about Gainsborough. Bro, how would she's from Memphis? I'm a DM her right now and say, give Genghisstabu. That's her auntie. I say, give Gengstabu a verse or you whack.

No, Gengstabu needs to give her a verse shit. You feel me? I'm going to tell her I was hacked. Or you're whacked and that's 100. You have no legs. I was hacked. Glorilla has no legs. No, but.

Even though she talked like Pop Smoke, I'm still smashing. Her album is fire. Well, really probably doesn't realize how much the fucking rap community would love her putting gags to boo on a song. Oh, yeah. That would be incredible. Like, there is just a gigantic swath of rap that would see that. I think it was the dopest thing that a young female rapper has ever done, and they would fucking love it. Let's take it a step further.

Entire DJ Paul produced album with Project Pat features. What do you mean? That's too much, no. That's too much? What? I can't give her all that. She's not trying to build a whole career for her. For our projects?

Like, DJ Paul definitely. He produces her everybody. Well, slash you're out of control. One song. I mean. With video.

Could DJ. Could DJ Paul produce the song? Have we ever seen evidence of Juicy J fucking with the gangster boom in recent memory? No. They were both on that, that, uh, versus together. They were near each other.

They were near each other. I don't think they spot. Yeah. It's fucking hilarious. I told me they didn't. Yeah, I don't think they fuck with each other. I interviewed her like a year ago. Yeah.

She said that they didn't even. even speak. No. They don't fuck with each other. Yeah. But Jesus, though. I don't know what she did. He don't want to be friends.

At some point, it's like, damn, like, I feel like once you get to a certain age, you got to just let certain shit go. Where's my Juicy J interview? It's been a long fucking time. We trippy J. Somebody. I feel like you had one back in the day, no? Tell Juicy J.

No, I didn't. I fucking have gotten ready for it multiple times and then it just didn't happen. Shut the fucking. Because most reason, I listen to it like three times playing Pokemon Go. Getting ready for the interview. Never happened. I'm hurt. Juicy Jay, let's go.

I had the juice man. That was crazy. One of the coolest things that happened. I gotta watch that one. Yeah. You could be the OJ juice man of this office if you just talked with a little bit more swag. A little more tang?

Yeah. You drink orange juice? Love it. I feel like me and O.J. got a lot in common. O.J. Simpson. Thank you. Yeah. I killed my wife.

You didn't kill his wife. I have no wife. He didn't kill my dad. He just talked about. I'm gonna kill my girlfriend. I like her you're not shying away from that. He killed your wife. He wants the smoke.

No, he's just talking about his life. Can't stop the Lushman. Can't ban the Lushman. Can't do it. And you know what? My favorite face watch product is from Lush, so I've been fucking with you Lush. I'm glad you got a nighttime routine. I've been all in her face.

I'm lushing. Oh. I told her, fuck it up. I fucked up. You feel me? Like, it ran away.

It ran out of my brain. I ain't talking Mac, but I like to beat her face. You feel me like. Sounds like a real. That was a blue book. That's a real bar, right? That's a Rio bar.

Wow. I can't believe I said that. Oh, is that? I'm probably subconsciously, you know. I ain't talking Mac, but I'll beat her face. Mm-hmm. I ain't trying to Mac,

but I beat the case. And I beat his ace. I beat his ass I bust a nut I beat the ace The beat the ace was That was there They have bust a nut on her pimples

That's a piece of face Who are you busting on You need to Go sit out back And bust on the lawn That nigga Adam's so fat He said I don't want a piece of cake I'm a bust

You gay as fuck Jerking off online Like you want a piece of drink Man I was that I heard you was looking that little kids online, you're a part of Pizza Gate. Oh! B, br, br, br, br, br, br,

dead. Hey, that was fire. I'll fuck your bitch in an Easter bunny costume and bust on her Easter eggs. I love my bitch, even if all she got is pegs. Mm-hmm. And when I get in the courtroom, I'm not talking. I'm not Ted. Mm-hmm.

I got NFTs. I spent money on a J-Pag. Adam has an NMT that he spent on dread I'll put my dick between her butt cheeks Like salami in between bread I feel like Josh Mannheim I'm about to grow some dreads I say pound town and catch a homie in the bed

I used to go to school with a Coleman Now I'm getting swole like Ronnie Coleman Yeah I got a dread on me What's his name? You got a Gary Coleman Gary Coleman But my brain froze I couldn't say Gary Coleman

I use Manscape to shave my hairy colon I feel like the only young nigga On his panel with old men I feel like the man Because I know my nuts is swollen And I'm gonna kill that motherfucker Like OJ did Ronnie Goldman Before

Before all these niggas came around To Adam I was his only token Damn Damn Damn. Before they came around, you was my Coke plug. Hey, I was... Before Lush came around here, he sold drugs. And I was in the jackshack while Riley Reeds outside, and I'm in there stroking.

He's not joking. His legs are broken. No, those are his teeth. I paid $17 for a prostitute in Oakland. He ain't joking He came through with a pink snapback on Hat Day That's gay Y'all need to shut the fuck up about howling rays

Where the fuck is Black Dave I heard you have ponies at the crib eating hay You're so gay even your dad's gay Yeah I inherited it I bought some Bergenstocks And I'm wearing it There you go I need to go to the corner of

Stowe with your ho. And if Ralphie don't get up that cage, R.R.P, he's going to go. Hey. Knock, knock, no, knock. Oh, shit, it's Peter at your front door. I heard you was at the comedy store. They're like, are you the bisexual one?

They ain't even know. But when I walked in that bitch, they didn't find my gun. You know, I keep the pole. You know, I'm like young scooter. I keep a metric ton. Flacco on the right, Destiny on the left. I'm the centrist one. Hey, they didn't find it because you kept the gun between Danny Mullen's buns.

Yeah, I hit it. And then you hit it. I like telling racist jokes. I'm having Danny Mullen fun. Ooh. And I told you, Hira, spread them cheeks open. I'm trying to see them booty crumbs. I heard you finally hit.

It's been no jumper, man. Thank you.