No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 176 w/ Ben Baller

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Happy birthday, Lisa. Lisa, it's your birthday. Y'all be singing these old people songs. I have no idea what y'all says. I'm 22, foo. You're like 31. You got no excuse for having no cultural references. I'm 29.
Starting point is 00:00:14 Okay. Start there. Is that the real Michael Jackson or the fake Michael Jackson? I'm old enough song. Or at least it was billed as being fake. That wasn't really him? Nah, because like if he was to have recorded that for the Simpsons, it would have been way more complicated with the label and stuff.
Starting point is 00:00:28 so they got a fake singer to do it, even though he did the audio of him talking in that episode. Michael did. Michael. Yeah. Oh, go, okay. I can imagine how that would probably play out be a lot more expensive. Think about how the label would be so protected with Michael's singing audio
Starting point is 00:00:45 because that song could potentially be worth like billions of dollars to the Simpsons, right? Who knows? What if that became like a huge hit song, Ben Baller? Okay. Elephant in the room, Ben Ballers in the room. So real Michael Jackson? Oh, your jeans are really tight, man. Jackson. No, they're not.
Starting point is 00:01:00 And they made him a fat yellow guy. Yeah, Real Michael played fake Michael, ended up fake Michael, sung the Real Michael song. What are you doing? Are these the same? My pants were too tight. Are these the same jeans that you're all the time?
Starting point is 00:01:11 Look at Adam's entire outfit, though. You think I look just gay in general? You just look like you're in Aspen, bro. I am. Yeah, I'm snorting the slopes. He has a ass pin as well. Yeah. And I'm going to put a pin in your ass.
Starting point is 00:01:24 No. No. You said no cussin. Damn it. every week we said that and every week we do a pretty bad job i think we how long is it supposed to be three minutes in theory we is you nigger 10? 10? does ask there's no way we're ever going to make 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:01:39 nga is not a swear word yes it is you don't get to tell me that bob like man hey bobble lamb said the n a z i word as soon as we started the podcast the other day i'm like okay that might not be like a swear word oh no i i'm sorry yeah but that word is also a word that same with the n word like yeah you're allowed to say it in real life go right ahead, but YouTube wise. They're tripping on the N-word? I don't fuck with YouTube. I assume.
Starting point is 00:02:04 I mean, I don't know. My bad. We already past that point now. Yeah, we're already way past. Does ass count? Ask pizza, yeah. Yeah. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:02:14 The M-word is bad on YouTube now? Well, nobody is going to put it in the title. But yeah, yeah. Anyone who has to believe out swears ever, I think you can confirm that. And another thing I can confirm is that the reason why I look so drippy today is because I got my fashion over jeans on. Wow. I ain't trying to hear nothing from nobody.
Starting point is 00:02:30 I'm out here at fashionover.com rocking this year's best deals, 90% off. Shout to Richard. Yeah, shut out, Richard. 90% off? Sure. What a deal. Are you only paying for the tax? The jeans are $13 already, bro.
Starting point is 00:02:45 That's like less than shipping at this point. They had me read the ad the other day, and they were like 60 to 90% off. That's almost free. I met Richard a few times. He went to my high school and, oh, he'll keep falling out of control, man. Of course. He's the one who got. ran down on his front yard right i saw the i saw all the back she showed me the actual iphone footage
Starting point is 00:03:03 and when dude got shot i was like oh fuck this was like that well my heart goes out to him in every other fashion of a employee or owner bro they pulled up on him and the young and came out and he came in and he came in and i was like when i saw the video i was like because that was obviously shown on this internet nowhere because the dude had the you know the camera footage and he's like no no don't shoot me don't this kid caleb i know that was in there he's like no no no no don't shoot don't Please don't shoot. And dude shot anyway. And obviously his security guard
Starting point is 00:03:30 ended up killing one of them dudes. And then the parents came out and said, why did you have to kill him? He just wanted him. He wanted him, he wanted and blah, blah. And he was like sitting there. The victim's parents said that? The kid who died, his parents came and said,
Starting point is 00:03:44 why can you just give him the watch? Like, you always have to kill him. Like, you know? It's like, oh, your kid came in shooting at people. Once he shows up in my driveway with a gun, I think that's pretty much like my decision to make. No, but he also was shooting at that. He was immediately.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Shooting? Yeah. Yeah, no. Sorry, folks. So you're telling me that the parents got to leave whatever area of L.A. they're from and drive to the Hollywood Hills and deal with this up there.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Like, the parents show up. That's crazy. I never even thought about that before. Yeah. I don't even know, bro. Because, yeah, I think about it, a lot of those kids that are doing shit like that. They're kids still.
Starting point is 00:04:15 They're underage. Yeah. They just living right. The only good thing about all this shit that's going on is I'm what, what, there's 30 million people in, oh, 30, no, how many people in the, how many, what's the population in California? It's a lot.
Starting point is 00:04:27 40 billion. It's a lot. So imagine, only 2,500 people have licensed, you know, CCW. You got your shit? I'm one of them, yeah. You've been talking about this for years on different podcasts. And listen, but the thing is, ready for this? I just got my L.A. County one.
Starting point is 00:04:40 It doesn't matter because, you know, you could have it Orange County, Venture County, boom. Certain areas like San Francisco, they don't really like you Karen anyway. And I carry my stuff on the plane, so I carry, I was in Miami, carry my gun. You know, once I got licensed in California, then I got Florida. Then I got Texas. Then I got A-Z. And they don't like you carrying around the shit, right? and I have to, you know, you go and check in your firearm, whatever.
Starting point is 00:04:58 You have to renew it every year or how often? Every few years. Like, I have actually, the funny thing you said that, I got to get, I have to renew it Thursday. Because didn't they change it so it's easier to get in L.A. now? No, they stopped it. It's impossible. Everybody put out a whole article saying that they did it easier.
Starting point is 00:05:12 They put the application in. They said that you could open and apply now. Guess how many applications came in? Like a million? Like millions. And the crazy part was, my interview's going to be to renew, it just going to ask you the same mental questions, boom. It'll probably be 15 minutes, but I got LA County finally.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Yeah, nobody got that. L.A. County is like impossible, bro. People got to go to San Bernardino or Orange County to get their shit. A lot of people get to Orange County. If you're able to fly with it, but if you're going to a place where that isn't applicable or whatever, you're not, you can't go to New York. You can't go to certain areas. Like Florida's chill, Texas, chill, Arizona's chill.
Starting point is 00:05:47 But, like, certain areas, like Washington State, like Seattle. But again, remember, you're checking in your firearm. The cool thing is the people at the front desk are so cool about it. Like, you're like, how you doing? You're like, how are you, ma'am? Okay, yeah, so I'm checking in my bag. I have a firearm in the bag. Okay, cool, and they make sure it's, you know, the unloaded
Starting point is 00:06:03 and it's separated and the lockbox boom. And then you wait for 10 to 15 minutes. If TSA calls you in, I mean, they haven't yet, you know. And it's something about it. I didn't care about it before because I felt like the energy when I have my gun on me, like going through Slossin and going through my store, it was a different energy. And when it became a father, I didn't really care it
Starting point is 00:06:22 because I felt like, look, man, I'm going to get into it, you know, like being road rage on some, was like, fuck you China, man, whatever. Okay, cool, come to the car. And I'm like, man, it's on. When I had a kid, it made me want to have my gun on me way more. No, I just didn't want that around, right? I got a real reason to live now.
Starting point is 00:06:37 During the pandemic. That's crack. Shit got a little crazy. And my wife is like, I mean, like 100 million percent different than me. Like, she's a normal person, a good person. Yeah, from a good family, the whole nine. She's against all the... And one night we heard some shit, and I heard my security gate, and I seen the motion
Starting point is 00:06:55 like going on. I sleep through this motherfucker smashing somebody, right? I have a... Which has happened at your house? I go to sleep. Like, I'm a really heavy sleeper. But I heard the sound. And my wife freaked out.
Starting point is 00:07:09 She's like, baby, wake up? Did you hear that? And then she turns over to me. And I don't think I was looking like this, but she said I looked at her like this. And she said, you have to fucking go see somebody. You're sick fucking person. Because he goes to see, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:23 John Wick was coming out. We was about to make John Wick, the Asian, version. Bro. So you're happy to potentially have to You're like, yes,
Starting point is 00:07:31 my first legal body. I would still be nervous. No. Nigger, you didn't, never mind. You remember when I, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:07:39 I shot someone, what, that was 12 years, 12, no, 10 years ago. They didn't die? I wish they, I mean,
Starting point is 00:07:44 fucking dealing with that drama now still to this day. But I mean, yeah, it's just a. Like legal drama? Yeah. I thought you was about to say 12 years old.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Yeah. No. I shot a 12. I'm about to say that ain't cool, being. He's getting grim in here. He ran into my story. Let me answer a question. Ben Baller, I have a question for you that I would like to throw at you just as a business
Starting point is 00:08:07 owner, as an entrepreneur, as a leader. Let's say that one of your businesses had some sort of event. And in the course of this event, you produced a kind of video. And let's say that you had like a bunch of different people on your team who were kind of like on camera and they all basically were. part of like a team that you own and everything and there was a video produced from an event
Starting point is 00:08:32 that you did. Would you feel like the person making the video should include every person from the team? I was like, where are you going? Are you fucking? I was like, where is he going with this? Are you serious right now?
Starting point is 00:08:50 Okay, what do you mean by that though? You're asking Ben Baller this shit? This isn't an interview. I'm just talking to him about shit that we were going to talk about anyway we were gonna tell you like this ain't an interview we got to try to like like we you can ask him questions but you got to like treat them kind of normal all right so i didn't know it was i didn't know it was i didn't know it was an inquisition either we did a live show at the novo right thousand thousand plus people sold it out sure let's just say we sold
Starting point is 00:09:14 it out that was great and uh you know there's a video produced and people are watching it on the channel they're loving it but they're noticing certain things they're noticing hey yo look Look what happens when you hover over it because it plays the most replayed scene from the video. Big skisers! The skis is Christ! The fans are paying extra attention. I'm glad big skis in the video. For sure.
Starting point is 00:09:39 But what's that problem? So you were like you weren't even in the video at all? I mean, there's... He didn't get it. Everybody got an introduction with their Instagram. Well, he did get that though, right? It popped up and said your app, but you didn't get any bars. You didn't say anything?
Starting point is 00:09:52 I watched it like a week ago, so I forgot. Look, put it like this. I watched it today. I saw you in it. If I was, if this was a movie, I would not be in the credits. No, you would be the guy who was in the movie, but then they cut it out so that you weren't shown in the movie. I would be billed as an extra 1,000 percent.
Starting point is 00:10:07 You'll be no jumper staff. Almighty said the same thing. He said he didn't really get any play on that either. But Almighty wasn't on, I mean, other than the Q&A. True. He was on stage. Well, okay. Good point.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Good point. You know what? They had as rapid. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what it was. Or maybe maybe the editor, Trellis was. Trevor has some sort of grudge against you. No, no, Trevor.
Starting point is 00:10:28 This is a false narrative because they have the part where we're all rapping on stage together. Oh, so you're lying. No, he wanted to be more, okay, look. It could have been more. He could have been more. He said he wants to be on all the shows. Now he wants to be next is going to,
Starting point is 00:10:45 his face is going to want to be in the video. Lush is coming. Why was an eye on the thumbnail? Yes, exactly. House phone. Yes, sir. How would you have felt if the rules were reversed? You know what?
Starting point is 00:10:56 I hear you. Don't ask him that. No, I'm asking him. He's been in a black sheep and no jumping forever. You don't even know about this. You took his job. Ben Ball. Let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Oh, my God. We're doing a vlog at Cool Kicks, right? And I forget who I invited. Like, they just told me I was doing a video. So I was like, yo, AD, pull up, house phone, pull up, you know, just invite a few of the homies. And they came through. But House Phone, and Housephone was doing a lot.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Like he was doing the most. He brought his shoes from his shoe brand, high rollers. and he's like, you know, putting them on the shelf. He's, like, doing all this different funny stuff. And then when Cool Kicks goes to edit it, they slice this motherfucker out of the whole thing. Like, it was like I wasn't even there. What'd you do to piss them off? Well, this is what happened.
Starting point is 00:11:37 You did piss them off, right? So look, so when we got there, when we got there, he was selling you and Lentzum shoes or something like that. And he was, like, telling you it was, like, a wrong shoe. And I kind of just made a joke, like, how do you own this shoe store, but you don't even know the difference between a dunk and an Air Force One or stuff? That sounds like the kind of the kind of thing. the difference between like a Nike SB and a regular gun. But if you walk into a shoe store and start questioning them on their shoe
Starting point is 00:12:00 knowledge, I can see them. Shout out to a deal. Don't put that on. No, no, no. Regardless of who is right or wrong, I could definitely see them taking offense to them. No, shout out to my nigga, like we hella cool now, but I definitely, I definitely was good that you did that. I'll be real with you. Coming from being a real sneaker enthusiast, like I'm really from that world, you know? And that's that's how I felt when I was like, I'm in this
Starting point is 00:12:18 multi-million dollar sneaker store and the owner don't even know the difference between a dunk and an SBC. done. This is crazy. So, but essentially he really pissed off. I did. At the same time, though, like, dog, if you walked to a soul food restaurant and it was Asians and Mexicans
Starting point is 00:12:34 in the kitchen cooking, you would have said some shit, bro. It's like some, you know what I mean? Like, come on. That was racist. Because Asians make the best chicken on Louisiana's. Come on, Ben. Florence and Normandy. I'll trust the Asians with almost anything. They make the best fried chicken. They're precise. If I walked into a
Starting point is 00:12:50 French restaurant and there was a bunch of Asian people in the way. In the kitchen? Like, whatever. y'all clearly have higher IQs than us so just go for it, do whatever you want to do. I don't see you ever going to get fried chicken, though. What the fuck you're talking about? I went to Nashville and ate nothing but fried chicken for a week. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:03 That's hot chicken. No, it was real deal of fried chicken. You have no idea what you were talking about. I had fried chicken out there. No, buddy. I have no better fried chicken than you have had in your life. The fried chicken I had out there absolutely shits.
Starting point is 00:13:17 The Nashville nuggets? Trash. Nuggets? Get your ass out there, you uncultured fuck. LA fried chicken has never touched the shit that I had. The shit I had in Nashville, not even on the same planet. The hot chicken in Nashville is fired, though. No, the fried chicken, too, I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:13:34 You again, my sister lives out there. What's the best L.A. fried chicken? The one he just said. What? Louisiana. Louisian. Ben.
Starting point is 00:13:41 This nigga goes, this nigga goes to Dolly World one time. I didn't know fried chicken, man. Comes back a fucking fried chicken enthusiast. Shout out to all my real cuz at Dolly World, man. All for my real kids. I'm telling it up. Fuck you. You're dissing my Nashville chicken experience.
Starting point is 00:13:57 You're trying to take that away from me. I'm not fucking with it. Look, I'm sure you're chicken strips for fire, bro. Yeah, them nuggets. Oh, man. No season.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Chicken dippers. All my, no season. All my Nashville heads out there. Let them know. Listen, Hallor-Rays, though. I was what to say.
Starting point is 00:14:11 I actually haven't had that. I'm on a diet. Fuck Nashville, nigga. We got Dave's hot chicken and we got Hall of Rays. And we don't have lush in the vlog. What's going on? What's Treve?
Starting point is 00:14:20 And as far as, look, I just want to give my Jerry Springer final thought about this. All right. I care about No Jumper a lot. It's been very, very, you know, I put a lot of energy and effort. Yeah, yeah, I put all my eggs in that basket. So the smallest little disturbance in the force, I tend to feel it a lot more. So I got a little bit emotional.
Starting point is 00:14:43 I respect that. More than I probably should have about that. And they had your girl in the background. Yeah, my bitch in there. But by the way, fuck Trevor. With that being said. With that being said. The BBC is a vengeful God.
Starting point is 00:14:56 He is a vengeful God. Trevor is one of the first people pushing a young player's line in these streets. This is true. Yeah. Shut out to Treve. Besides Laura, it was Trevor. I think next time that we have to do an inclusion check on all vlogs,
Starting point is 00:15:09 go through it, be like, hey, I noticed Gina didn't really have any speaking time in this one. Maybe we could get her in there. I will say that Flaco did a pretty good. Flacco and who else did the, Flaco, Gina and Blasie. Blassey was a faded Why was Blasie so drunk He was off the
Starting point is 00:15:24 He was off that Walsh security too Blasie Hold on What was that drug used Tell me about Oh, Kratum What the fuck is that?
Starting point is 00:15:32 It's not really a drug It's like over the counter Where's our Kratom sponsorship? Well, you know I just had someone hit us up about that actually And they sponsored Brendan Shob So there's already a Kratom Markets
Starting point is 00:15:42 What is it? Is it like a steroidism? I don't know how to say what it is I'll tell you what it is A lot of people fuck with it It's an herb from China called Mengda And it's saying
Starting point is 00:15:51 Eventually. Make you dick hard? No. It gets you. If you're addicted to opiates, like heroin or fentanyl or percocet or anything like that. Or lean. It helps you get off of it. But how does it get you fucked up?
Starting point is 00:16:05 It pretty much mimics the effects of opium. What? Yeah. It's like that. What's that shit they get people for heroin? So you get. Suboxin. So it's like natural.
Starting point is 00:16:14 It's like natural lean. So that's the reason why that little kid was getting knocked out? Yes. Are they? They have clinical trials for cratim? Craetam? Is there any proof that it doesn't have any? No, so here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:16:23 It hasn't been FDA approved. And there's a chance when it goes through that process is going to get yanked off the shelves. Because you want to hear some real ass shit is so I'm sure you saw the clip of Lil Kelpie getting his ass beat by almighty suspect on this podcast. Man, that was crazy. Yeah. Well, when I asked Lil Kelpie like how he was doing or if it hurt,
Starting point is 00:16:41 he said that he was off the cratum so he didn't even feel it. Shit, that's cap, he got punched in the face like 12 times, but he was off the cratim so he didn't feel it. That's the cratum. That's the craziest. But I saw a lot of people in the chat being like, that is not what Kratum does. No, no, but here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Like, if he's doing that because he's a fucking opiate head. So he's trying to... It don't matter, dog. He felt them punches, but... Regardless, if he felt him or not. He should have crated it as. The whole reason, he had a Kratum-sized nut sack.
Starting point is 00:17:11 That was making him be like, what? Oh, that's what made of my fucking... Yeah. That's for that kid. Benjamin Franklin knows who I am, bitch. I wonder if O-DM. You think O-D-M-Sized. Slim was chugging cratom with him in the car.
Starting point is 00:17:22 They're just going back and forth, passing a Fisdham back and forth. Wait, you drink it? You fucking hurt me, pal. You drink it. You mix it with water for the most part, right? You can't snort it or anything, right? No. Because people who do it, it's too much. I love when I'm just on the timeline, just chilling, looking at some shit, like, oh, Elon this, blah, blah,
Starting point is 00:17:38 whatever, oh, fucking, you know, massaginist, oh, Nazi gay rights, da-da-da-da, whatever. And I see this dude just getting hands, put the fuck on him. And I was like, what the fuck? And like I said, I don't know Almighty, is what you said? Oh, Marty. Seems like a pretty reasonable person.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Yeah. You know what I mean? So, like, I was telling him, I was like, bro, you had to trigger this dude. Like, it just, the whole energy was knocked the fuck off. It's funny, too, because I've seen multiple times where Almighty has had to, like, exert a little bit of self-control through being part of this, like, where he's basically, like, dealt with a situation that he didn't like. But at the same time, he knows that this is a dope opportunity, so he don't want to be the crazy motherfucker. So he's, like, holding it down. And that was one where...
Starting point is 00:18:19 He didn't really hold it down. He pretty much let loose. But, I mean, you see that Adam look. At the end of the day, I can't really, but, yeah, I was off the cradle, man. He scared at him. There's a thing, though, with Adam. The cradle was hitting. I mean, I've been around a while, right?
Starting point is 00:18:30 I mean, I'm still late to, I think, what, 16, 2015, 16 is when I jumped down on the first time. I remember when that goofy-ass motherfucker came here with the gun. Yeah. Remember that I should happen? People thought. Yeah, Merrill story. And I was thinking about it, and I was like, look, I'm surprised it took him that fucking long to get up off. I mean, dude, he got 17.
Starting point is 00:18:49 punches off before Adam was like, okay, well, you know, like, it was almost some Jerry Springer shit. Like, he really just let it happen. I didn't know Steve. So many people thought that was fake. I thought I was fake until I mentioned. Hell no, bro. Oh, you mean the gun? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:02 No, like, just the whole thing. Like, it was staged. A lot of people did. A lot of people did. Well, he sent me a video through text, and I knew that right then and there. He's like, you stupid motherfucker. A dude getting kicked out. Oh, yeah, because there was a video of him getting stomped out by everybody that we never put out.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Put it out. No, but the dude was sitting there like. this you could tell like you know what I'm saying like he was but what he's really lucky he didn't get turned into why did he do this he's a crazy ass dude off drugs but we took down the security cameras as soon as soon as we're like as soon as that situation happened we took the cameras down because we're like we don't want the cops to notice that we have cameras that's what it was show up but then the cops were so inept that they didn't even fucking think to say anything about security did Josh get some leaks in Josh wasn't even that Josh wasn't even that
Starting point is 00:19:44 bro I hit at him I was like hey bro motherfuckers is saying this is cap what's good I do the text And I'm like, okay, it's real. I've seen people get thousands of retweets saying that it was fake, being like, you're an idiot if you think this shit was real. And I'm like, okay. And that's kind of the fucked up thing of the whole situation is, yes, like, Almighty is a reasonable dude. In that moment, reason was out the window.
Starting point is 00:20:05 And the street dude came out of him. No, I'm not mad at Almighty for that, bro. Me neither. And here's why we can't be. Because, like, the meritocracy, the reward system is, guess what? now he's viral as fuck has millions of views and got well you're basically saying that we should have fired him
Starting point is 00:20:23 no no no but I'm saying we rewarded him for that action which is bad society rewards you're not supposed to reward him when he does something bad but we kind of had to rewind for one second it's December I've watched it like three or four times right literally three or four times watched it from beginning to end it's not very long but I'll tell you this almighty told dude hold on wait wait what did you say
Starting point is 00:20:45 I'm on tracks, boy? What I'm saying is, at that moment right there, he could have just been like, crate him or not, he could have been like, okay, he was obviously completely delusional because he could have sent, you know what, let's continue. And it would have been no smoke at that point.
Starting point is 00:21:02 He could have even repeated what he said and left the bitch out of the end. He said, I'm calling you a bitch. Crate him or not, here I come. You can hide. I'm going to be. You can make you bloody. will slides you and give you a promotion.
Starting point is 00:21:19 And not get no money. Okay, okay. If a similar situation that happened like that at one of your businesses, are you taking the side of the puncher or the punch it? Ooh. Because your businesses are kind of like more official. Like a jewelry store is more of a real business. There's shit that happens at the store.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Like some dude tried to steal a bracelet one time. And he ran out. And the crazy thing is I still got OG slossing people from my, you know, working at the store. because we're in Beverly Hills, you know, I tell him to chill out, whatever. And this chick is like, she, I was about to say, I mean, she went to Jordan High, you know what I'm saying? You know where that is. So she went and decided to jump all the escalator shit, whatever, boom, caught up with the dude.
Starting point is 00:22:02 And then one of my employees, the manager went over there and whipped this dude up. And I'm like, why the fuck are you guys videotaping this shit, man? Don't videotape this shit. That's not good. And then he came back. He's like, yo, am I'm in trouble? I'm like, nah, you're not in trouble. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:22:15 the dude was acting up and it's like really each situation is different so if almighty was my employee and a cratum dude was whatever a customer cratim dude I would have maybe been on like oh man did the sale happen because you know what I'm saying you got to think about it right let's say
Starting point is 00:22:30 cratim was buying jewelry right I don't know what's name what's his name Redit do your job what I'm saying though is that if the dude was buying jewelry and he called, I don't expect my employee to take, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:47 because there's people, people go in there all the time, be like, you know who the fuck I am? And, you know, for the most part, my younger employees in the early 20s, they know, like, I don't know who the fuck anyone is, right? So, like, you know, if they call them out the name, whatever, I'd like, all right, well, at what point, you know, did you cross the threshold, right?
Starting point is 00:23:04 And crossed the line. So, yeah, no, I wouldn't have been mad at my employee, man. Yeah, because you work at 7-11 and somebody who walks in and calls you a bitch, you got to just be like, all right, bro, leave. I'm gonna call the cops. Get the fuck out of here. But you just can't get pop.
Starting point is 00:23:19 If you work in like retail or whatever, you can't just like go off when someone disrespects you because it's gonna happen 10 times a fucking day, right? I'm not gonna lie. I used to work at Paxon on the 3rd Street promenade, Santa Monica. We remember. A nigger walks in. Because like it's open.
Starting point is 00:23:35 It's open on the promenade. Yeah, of course. So a nigga walks in through the door and like my manager guy's telling this guy to leave. He's smoking a cigarette. in the store. I'm sorry about that. He tells my manager to leave.
Starting point is 00:23:46 This nigga puts a cigarette out on his arm. And my manager wasn't even tripping. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He put it out on your manager's arm. He put it out on the manager's arm. Wait, what? Yes. He should have sent him to me too.
Starting point is 00:23:56 No, listen. So I'm running out there trying to fight the nigga. They're like, no, no, no, DeMonte. Calm down. Calm down. I'm like, bro. They just put a cigarette out of my nigga. Like, what's the fuck? So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Nah, but like, even the... I would have got fired, though, if I would have beat him up. Even, like, the example you were using, it's like very different because someone's like trying to steal merchandise of course you've got to well hold on
Starting point is 00:24:16 look he called it pricing merchandise too they did a 680 million dollar renovation the Belly Center right so all these high-end stores are in there St. Laurent
Starting point is 00:24:25 fucking Gucci Louis Vuitton Tiffany Versace all these high-end stores are right next to our store there's this internal message
Starting point is 00:24:33 fuck man am I gonna get in trouble you don't even care who cares air it out there's internal message saying forward me the Beverly
Starting point is 00:24:39 Center's if somebody tries to rob just let them go and deal with the insurance and blah blah whatever you know that memory I just don't want to have to deal with cases of like you know the jewelry cases all the displays and shit like everything's nice in there bro we came from the hood you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:24:55 like and it's like I just you know we're no man but now you you come into an element that we are from right motherfuckers get shot every other day at Slosson there was a shooting I mean bro people will come if you got processed and you fresh fresh out you would come to my store or to the slawson
Starting point is 00:25:13 and you get what some draws some tank tops some pro clubs socks and all that boom so that shit happened all the time and the fucking issue is that you know it was a gang of cripsa the fucking slawson people forget that
Starting point is 00:25:26 technically we in a blood neighborhood you know what I mean van ness and all that shit the brims and everything so it's like a thing so every so often they decide to come to sloss and let people know what they're in and they know what it is but it's like that's the type of shit I don't have to deal with that in Beverly Hills, but now I'm starting to see some bullshit.
Starting point is 00:25:42 We're doing all the riots and stuff. They started making the way up the Beverly Center. And I'm watching this shit go down live on TV and I'm like, don't get through the fucking. You're like, please don't get that fucking. And I'm like, just don't get the barrier was up. And I was like, thank fucking God. Let me ask you something.
Starting point is 00:25:56 What are your thoughts on like retail right now? Like, do you think that it's necessary for brands? Do you think it's a good idea for a brand in LA? Because we're seeing like a lot of places that were like famous fashion areas like Fairfax looking kind of a fucking ghost town right now. And like I want to start another store, but I kind of am a little like unsure at this moment. So like I'm old school, obviously, right? And think when you said Fairfax, bro, I helped build that block.
Starting point is 00:26:22 You know what I mean? Like from Supreme to Diamond to all that time. Supreme leaving Fairfax or they're just doing another location? Another location. Really? They're going to stay. Yeah. I think so.
Starting point is 00:26:30 I mean, eventually the thing is the reason why I don't see because there's such a so much money put into that scape, that architectural part. But if they do, I wouldn't be mad. If they do that area, it's going to change so much. Oh, yeah. It's already pretty much, like, you know, fucked up. And, you know, like, look, in the last two years, the first time, and I study retail because, you know, I have fucking a brand, right? This is the first time in the last two, in the last two years or a year or so, really more than the last year, Supreme isn't selling out every time anymore. So that's a big deal because, well, one, they sold, you know, for a billion dollars.
Starting point is 00:27:03 There's a bunch of, you know, a lot more releases. There's more shit going on. But if you think about brick and mortar, I. I get like when you buy my condom or you buy my gold money county you buy something right if you go buy it online and people go sell it on stock X whatever yeah the price is there would it be kicks whatever whatever the fuck it may be it may be cheaper right you deal with taxes and shit but at the end of the day if you got dudes in town for a show a video or something they ain't got time to wait two and a half weeks for stock X they don't have time for these things
Starting point is 00:27:32 they want some shit right then and there so if my money count is going for a band on stock X it's probably 13-1400 in one of those cool kicks or the fucking soul stage one of those places and like in Atlanta I see them in the stores people want to pay more
Starting point is 00:27:45 because you get in it right there to access right some people don't want to wait they want to be fresh like I'm not going out tonight I gotta wait for my fucking Ameri jeans and I'm gonna fucking you know wait boom
Starting point is 00:27:53 but retail to have it it is important because I like to walk into a store and get something right then in there I hate waiting on shit yeah if I got to wait for it then man fuck it
Starting point is 00:28:01 I like going and just choosing select I like brick and mortar personally seeing something that's dope right there and buying it. Online shopping's cool and all, but I'm like, it depends what it is. I sell jewelry online, right?
Starting point is 00:28:14 Yeah. So think about so I'm buying $25,000, $50,000 of jewelry for my website. That's kind of crazy. The fucking craziest part. No, like, you know, it's not the same as walking in a store
Starting point is 00:28:24 where you have this whole fucking roller coaster ride of different things you're seeing and experiencing, right? This is what's fucked up. The fraud now, on credit card fraud, on my store website now,
Starting point is 00:28:35 has gone through the roof. Right? And it's crazy. I'm like, oh, we're not shipping out to certain things. We know what fucking time it is. But like another thing, too, is, and I'm not plugging my brits, because I really don't care anymore. And this is something we could talk about, maybe on an interview or whatever.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I've pivoted out of jewelry like a year or two ago. I've been completely uninterested. But the thing is, it's still big. It's just like, Ouzi came in town for the ComplexCon. And he's like, where are you at, bro? And I'm like, I'm at Universal Studios with my kids, bro. Yeah, I'm chilling. And he's like, you go to Comple's Con.
Starting point is 00:29:04 I was like, bro, why the fuck would I want to go to Compa's Con? I'm old as shit. And he's like, all right, dog, look at, I need this, this and this. And I'm like, okay, go to my store. And he's like, okay, who do I deal with? I'm like, going to deal with this person. I got to tell my people like, look, man, don't ask for a picture. Don't do nothing, boom.
Starting point is 00:29:19 But then the same, the crazy part was, Uzi's such a good dude. It's like, that's like my little brother. You know what I'm saying? He's like, and he, this motherfucker will FaceTime my kids. You know what I'm saying? He's here. I got some toys for you, blah, blah. So he goes there, and I think he felt the energy
Starting point is 00:29:33 that I told everyone to chill that fuck out. So Oozie's like, yo man, let's go get some selfies. Let's do this, this and this. He goes in there, now, boom. I asked him, I said everything cool, and he's like, yo, man, you fucked up my experience. And I'm like, what are you talking about? And he's like, I'm just joking,
Starting point is 00:29:47 but imagine a young up-and-coming rapper, which I don't think a lot of the young rappers still know who I am. I think anybody with substantial money knows who I am in the musicist. But they used to want to come to my store and get the experience. It's like he just mentioned.
Starting point is 00:30:00 They want to meet me. They want to come there. They want to get, they want me to put the chain around their neck, you know, that type of shit. I don't got that kind of time. No more.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Just go to my story. And that's why I'm always surprised when I see the, uh, the fucking like the ice box of vlogs and all this kind of shit because I would have thought that gunna and fucking, you know,
Starting point is 00:30:16 you know, eat and all these people that make vlogs doing that shit. I would have thought that they were, were low key enough that they wouldn't want that shit publicized to the world. No. Turns out, nah, they're down to be in these fucking vlogs.
Starting point is 00:30:26 I don't, that's one thing I never wanted to do because, for instance, like, so when I expanded my store, I have a small little room that has a separate entrance through, like, the service entrance where, like, FedEx goes through and everything.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Because John Mayer is not going to come through that main entrance. Justin Bieber's not coming to that main entrance. And those are, like, two main guys I could tell you that don't want to see people. They're probably not going to do the Icebox blog either. You know? Because I always think of jewelry as being this, like, sort of secretive, like, mafia-esque thing.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Not hell not. People want to flex that shit nowadays. But like, yeah, if you're a rapper and shit, it's like you're getting it to flex it. When so far gone, went through the 10-year anniversary, right? Two years ago, three years ago. The so-far gone anniversary,
Starting point is 00:31:06 we did a, like, a 10-year moment. I met Drake at the Beverly Center. My store wasn't even thought to be at the Beverly Center. I was still in Slosson, right? I just saw your store at the Beverly Center for the first time another day. And I brought Drake to the Slosson, right? Like, drawed him in the car, boom,
Starting point is 00:31:19 pick him up in the Beverly Hills Hotel, the Beverly Wilson, and took him to the store. And he's like, yo, bro, I can't believe I was inside Slosson. Like, he didn't even, I don't think he even met Nipsey at that point. And we were talking about this whole moment.
Starting point is 00:31:29 The Apple store is right next to my store. The Apple store just moved. And that was a full circle moment because it was 10 years ago. So we got the laptop that so far gone was made on. And we put it in display. Some people maybe care. Some people don't. That's fire.
Starting point is 00:31:43 It was something that Drake was like, yo, you know what? There was a couple times where we'd be on tour. One time in Manchester, one time in London, and one time at the, I think the fifth or six sold-out show at the forum. The forum meant more to me than Staples, because there was more history for what I went through, with the Lakers and shit, right?
Starting point is 00:32:01 So I'm going to the backstage. This is sold out audience, and I remember people in the audience that are like, this is the influence thing starting to blow up now. You know, like, not necessarily TikTok, but like influencers like, oh, I'm cool, what are you famous for?
Starting point is 00:32:13 I'm famous for making content. And they're kind of like, oh, you know, whatever. They're at the Drake show. They think that they're cool. Great, good for you. I'm walking, making a beeline to the back stage. And Drake is doing this whole thing like,
Starting point is 00:32:24 man, this motherfucker put him. money man got me cars and it took me to mastros he did all that my so far gone his car da da da da da da da da i wasn't even paying attention all that and he goes man i fucking love this motherfucker he stopped the whole show to say man ben baller man i i you really really you know man you i love you bro and i was like stunned you know the one caught the moment we was talking talking about it whatever boom he will never come to my store you know what i'm saying and i will make the exception for him and go to his crib and do that shit whatever because yeah the last two or three times we made something for him. What was the Kiki video?
Starting point is 00:32:56 The Kiki, do I love? Do you love me? Whatever that song is? In my feelings or whatever. So he shot that video like in New Orleans or something. And he goes, hey, I need you to come out for this, this. And I was like, bro, I'm going out there. I'm not going to, you fucking tripping. So I sent Kee. I sent my employee. My employee is like, where am I going? I'm like, bro, you're going here?
Starting point is 00:33:11 For what? For Drake? He's like, oh, hell yeah. Boom. Bro, he was actually excited sitting around for eight, nine hours doing this and hanging out. He was so fucking excited. You need that guy. Yeah. He was so excited. And I was like, bro. And the thing is they flew on economy and all the other stuff, whatever, and it just, I mean,
Starting point is 00:33:27 I'm sure he would have put me on something, you know, whatever, but I wasn't going. Air Drake. He would have put you on Air Drake. He would have did something. What I mean, though, is that anytime I need that type of shit, I don't even know. I'm like, who the fuck made this Adonis chain? He's like, oh, we did. I was like, you didn't just make this to me. It was no, no, no, he ordered it.
Starting point is 00:33:43 I was like, all right, cool. I'm actually happy that he has a relationship. Someone that big has a relationship with somebody, even if it's like the middleman. Now the middleman's dealing with my general manager or somebody. don't have that headache anymore. Yeah. Not like I'll tell you off top, I guarantee you this entire couch, all of always wanted a
Starting point is 00:34:01 bandbomber piece. Oh, 100% I know for show I have. And to the point where I saw when you shut down the story, like I was like a black no jumper. Yeah, black no jumper. Over here, it's a little different. I was obsessed with that, um, the, um, the, um, Murakami pieces that you were doing are so fucking lit. And, uh, yeah, like, it's, it's just crazy to see me.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Can I ask about that? Who was the first rapper you made the Murray Comedy Chain for? Because this was a... The super fat one that had all the... The first official Murrah Comic... See, the thing is this. Back in the hood, we used to make like a Chanel chain, make this, whatever, boom, Mercedes-Benz piece for Pusha, whatever.
Starting point is 00:34:40 And then we got to a point where, you know, I had a show. So, like, people see the reality show, whatever, boom. It wasn't like a vlog. It was done. It was produced by fucking Ben Silverman, who created the Tudors. He created Biggest Luz. Like, you know, he was president of NBC at one point. This is a big show.
Starting point is 00:34:54 We started getting the legal letters. Don Perryon, whatever, boom, you can't do that. Seasons and because of logos. But beyond Cis and Cis, it's like, you know, it was like, okay, you're getting fucked. We are suing you. So when the Murakami thing happened, I was a huge fan of his. He's the illest. And I said, look, I'd appreciate if you guys could reach out to him because I don't know, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:35:14 Like, I was slightly intimidated by dude. Then I found out it was $250,000 just to use the fucking intellectual property, the IP and all this shit. So I was like, all right, well, that ain't going to happen for you, bro. And I don't mean to be like count people's pockets, but I was being real. So Regiton superstar Jay Balvin, he stepped up. He was like, what? That ain't shit. That ain't nothing.
Starting point is 00:35:33 So he decided to make three different Murakami chains. Well, that was his chain. That's right. And then I made it boom. And then Kid Cutty, he already had a great relationship with Murakami. When I flew to Japan, me and Murakami sat down, I realized how gigantic this man was. I mean, I knew obviously as an artist. That's the real Takashi.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Yeah, the real Takashi is three, top three living contemporary artists. ever, you know, in existence right now. Yeah, as now. So we go there, right, and he's like, you know, $2 million painting here, you know, two, three million dollar sculpture here, this, this, and this. And he's always been humble. He took me to, like, this one store.
Starting point is 00:36:03 It's like the Slossin in Tokyo. Wow. And I was like, yo, this is fucking crazy. They all had, like, the, you know, the metal doors coming down. It was like selling iPhone parts, places on the club.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Is it a Shibuya? You know, this is like, it's called Nakano. It's called Nakano, right? Now I'm out there chilling, and he's still pretty humble, right? So we discussed this. collaboration and I'm like 50k for six pieces two colorways three one of three one or three
Starting point is 00:36:30 and then one all flawless piece for a hundred bands I'm thinking who's going to have that at complex con bro within an hour they were all gone and little yaddy came through and I was like yadi why and he goes fuck you mean why and then I started realizing more and more people it was forget that hour passed by throughout the weekend people like because there's one display people are like hey do you have any of me these left and I was like no man the shit's gone right and some recommies like why are you doubting you he's like you did all the work you know you made all the pieces just my artwork you know boom we got attacked it was like crazy cuddy came through whatever boom so we started making him he has a spinning piece right
Starting point is 00:37:07 he has a bunch of them he has a cutty has a two million dollar fucking murkine piece that's the eyeless one ben baller speaking of two million dollars you could potentially win two million dollars with our friends my bookie that's not an actual claim I was just ad-libbing But sports betting is intense enough. You shouldn't need to sweat your payouts. MyBooky has a no strings bonus that lets you cash in and cash out quick. Use promo code no jumper, one word, on deposits of $50 or more. And you can receive up to $200 in cash instantly into your MyBooky account.
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Starting point is 00:37:58 jimper chain. So check this out. Let me tell you where, I'm going to finish that story real quick and I'm going to tell you this. I didn't realize we're in the middle of the podcasting. Terrible podcast. That's supposed to go in the first half. I missed it by nine minutes. Sorry. It's all good. My bookie's one of my biggest sponsors, man. I love them. Shout to my cookie. So,
Starting point is 00:38:15 silly. My cookie? So my cradle? The crazy thing is now is and it all correlates to what I'm speaking about right now. Yeah. In the last two years, I've kind of just slowed down this whole jewelry thing. Yeah. And so people are like, oh, you fell off.
Starting point is 00:38:29 This guy's bigger. This guy's bigger. And I'm like, first of all, man, no, he's not. You know what I'm saying? Because like, you know, fucking plain Jane went diamond, bro. It sold $10 million copies, you know what I'm saying? And how many people, you know what I'm saying, have heard? Like I trademarked bandbauded the chain.
Starting point is 00:38:43 And then Ferg's like, motherfucker. He didn't say motherfucker. He used the M word. He's like, how you going to trademark my bar? And I was like, all right, well, what are going to do? And it was funny too. Yeah, it was funny. We're all good.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Everything's good. I was going to say, how did y'all end up? Did you split that up or how did that happen? Well, this is a funny thing. Look how he's smiling though. I did my first drop. I did these slides for $150. I didn't think anything of it because I'm like, whatever.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Better be some good quality slides. They were. And they sold out in a minute. They sold out super fast. I get this text like three weeks later. He's like, hey, how come motherfuckuskis is out here where I'm been bought of the chain slides? I can, can the N-word get a pair? And I was like, fuck, I cannot believe all people.
Starting point is 00:39:21 He should have been the first person to get a pair. He was actually really cool. We ended up working something else out for whatever. That's fire. He didn't trip. Now in my career, what I'm doing in life, I kind of pivoted out of that. So when I was talking to Murakami, I was like, look, I'll do these cars collabs. I'll do the Marikami.
Starting point is 00:39:37 I'll do this Captain Morgan, my bookie, whatever. I'll do these big corporation. Because if these companies spending millions of dollars on budget to market my name, fuck I'm going to do it. Like, why the fuck do I want, you know, like gun or something? somebody doing it. And most of the time they don't want to post nothing for me. So I don't really care. So
Starting point is 00:39:53 I went to go see Murakami last month in Japan and he's never flexed in like five, six years, never flexed on me nothing. But this motherfucker owns a $25 million studio. Owned this and this. And I was like, he took me to a $35,000 dinner. I was like, God damn. What do you eat in $35,000? It's a Michelin Star dinner. Like 12 courses? Like 12 courses? 25
Starting point is 00:40:14 courses. Small ones. But the thing is like, tiny as they are. Like, but even like a little. bowl like oh man liquor was no liver no no no i'm talking about we was eating like hoony and wagoo and a bunch of crazy shit yeah but going back to the thing is i was just saying this outside before we started something about me and adam where one i really growing up i love bmx riding i love riding skateboard like doing shit he introduced me to the head of marketing at pk ripper s e bikes dude without any question todd lion legend todd sent me two bikes off top just off the strength
Starting point is 00:40:48 to Adam. Some dumb ass bitch tried to cancel him. And I had took the initiative that nobody did shit. And I still had millions of followers. I had to go out there. I went on every platform and defended this podcast white boy. And I went out there. And the thing is,
Starting point is 00:41:04 this was at that weird cusp when it really was on the Me Too shit. And I was like, not enough fuck all that bullshit. I'm not letting this happen, boom. So me and him always had this cool relationship. The point in the end of this story is he would probably be one of the very few people of maybe two handfuls of people where I'd be like, let's do it.
Starting point is 00:41:21 So if he wanted to make no jumper chains, I'd make them. But instead we made a Condama. This shit is dropping next week. Keep your eyes on network. Sign up for network. And is the link in the description? Shout out the network.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Oh, yeah, yeah. What's the retail price, Adam? December 14th on the network app exclusive. So download the network app, NTWRK, if you don't know. It's at 5 p.m. It's a $60 condomin, including the wall display. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:41:54 It's only $60. That's what I'm saying. He goes, he goes to be a crazy-ass incense holder, and it was going to be like a crazy-ass incense holder, and it was going to be like $300. But then apparently that got whittled away at some point. Adam, I've never even done anything for even $150 on network. Well, welcome to the slums. Is it really $60?
Starting point is 00:42:13 I mean, that's what it says on the screen. I don't know. We can jack it up if you want. What a great deal. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. How much do you usually sell a condom before?
Starting point is 00:42:20 Less than that, like 40. Oh, okay. Fuck. That's crazy. Well, hey, yeah, come to the network app December 14th, 5 p.m. I didn't know. If you want to make more money, I'm super down. Let's jack that price up.
Starting point is 00:42:32 It'd be really cool for them to see it happening in real time. That's really cool for the fans. By the time they go on the app, it's like $100. I feel like network's talking about let us change it, though. I've never ever sold anything for that cheap. So that's cool. That's something like, we can't lower the value of his brand. You gotta, you feel like that's my bro.
Starting point is 00:42:49 What were you saying? Were you selling those, those grills, those golden grills that you gave to him? Golden grams. Bro. Hey, that way had what we had on him? Grills, I got the grill. Is that a coaster? No, no, I didn't think.
Starting point is 00:43:00 That was on network too. I didn't think that somebody was going to buy a gold barbecue grill. Yeah. Right? I just said, how far can we go? How far can we push this shit? $550 fucking dollars, right, for Gold Kings for Grill. That shit sold out in 38 seconds.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Damn. Shout to Jason. Shout out to bots. Shout out to Jason. I'll take it if you don't want it. Oh, no, no, no, I like it. We made a vlog. Remember, we cooked some fucking expensive ass shit.
Starting point is 00:43:24 We was eating Wagyu on here. I sent Jason to the store to buy the most expensive steak that they have. I made salmon. I've made burgers. I haven't made Wagyu on it yet because that's fucking crazy. But I've cooked on it and actually works. The charcoal is bomb. Wait, what part is gold?
Starting point is 00:43:38 Like that's cold. Like that's all the whole. Hey. Yo, shit's hard. Played it? Yeah, but still it's sick. Ben Ballard. It's real gold.
Starting point is 00:43:45 How do you feel about? getting down on a topic. Let me throw a topic at you. Yeah, do it. Let's go home. Let's get it. And I just found out about this now because it's on the list of topics. Charleston White has called Dion Sanders a sellout. Dionne Sanders is being called a sellout by some for taking a new job, a new coaching job in Colorado worth $25 million for five years.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Dionne Sanders is done with historically black colleges and universities as Coach Prime, which I guess is his nickname, has chosen to leave an undefeated black school from a major payday at a predominantly white institution that has a football team that just went one and 11 oh shit so they really need this motherfucker huh? He changed their programs he did he done so much he did he did he did everything that he could do
Starting point is 00:44:32 he changed the program around he gave them three years I am an enormous Dionne Sanders fan bro I remember when he was at Florida State we're on number two playing corner like I fuck with dude heavy duty okay so first of all Charleston is fucking was Charleston white He's dumb as fuck, man.
Starting point is 00:44:48 He's stupid as fuck. But getting on to, there's a ceiling of where Dion could have went. He took it as high as he. And now, look, this is actually a huge challenge to turn fucking Colorado around and do this and, you know, gave his son the starting position. He has to earn it. He actually had a great intro speech to the players there. And he's like, look, it's going to be interesting in what to see.
Starting point is 00:45:08 But at the same time, $5 million ain't really a lot for something. Look what fucking, you know what I'm saying? Like Alabama's other coaches. You know, like. It's not that much for that gig? I mean, it is. There's people out there getting crazy paper, too. But I think that this is, I mean, dude, how could you be mad at Deion, bro?
Starting point is 00:45:23 He did everything he could for them. He changed the whole, he chased everything around. Didn't Colorado's best player just elect to be, um, go to a different school as well? I think it was their quarterback. Like, so. Well, I mean, bro, he brought a son in. Has he answered? Like, has he talked about his feelings on this and why he doesn't give a shit about being at HBC?
Starting point is 00:45:42 People are, people are split, though. Really? Some people, a lot of people call them a sell out, but other people are like, he's a man said but it's crazy because they said they don't even have the money to afford them yet. Oh yeah, they said they're going to get it though. The athletic director of Colorado University said, but he said, I'm not worried about it. We'll get the money. And the funny thing is they're going to get the money, bro.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Boosters all day, you know. Let me ask this, though, like realistically, how much is Deion Sanders going to change this fucking college football team? Like, the players are the defining characteristic, not the coach, right? See, but a lot of the kids, they commit it, you know what I mean? And they're switching. Josh, look, Josh, he raised his hand. That's his area.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Talk to us. No jumper sports. So he is able to change a lot because he's able to recruit all these players. And he is the draw to this school like he was at Jackson State. So all these top players that he brought there. Yeah, they've denounced their recruitment. They've switched up and they've made the public like, yo, I'm denouncing my recruitment, you know, to this. Boom.
Starting point is 00:46:44 I'm open up for going to any school now. but one it's a challenge because he can't do any worse than one in 11 okay one there was a point in time back in the fucking 90s when Cordell Stewart was running shit and they were in the Big Ten at the time
Starting point is 00:46:56 and Colorado University was a force to reckon for football but you know now it's like obviously the SEC and you know whatever the Big Ten fucking packed whatever anyways bottom line is bro how the fuck could you be mad at him man
Starting point is 00:47:10 like and look you black obviously right like it how do you feel? I mean it's a It's the same shit like LeBron. All of them. When he left fucking Cleveland. And everybody's mad.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Oh, my God. And he go to Miami. He went his ships. He comes back and he leaves again. They burn his fucking jersey. People are never going to be fucking happy no matter what you do. That was a little different. I'll be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:47:29 So you're a little different. That was a little different because I hated LeBron for that shit. And it was definitely a little different. I'll say that. But I mean, this is a bigger opportunity for him. That was like, that was, I mean, LeBron could have stayed there and still won chips, whatever. There was also something personal going on there.
Starting point is 00:47:45 with, you know, whatever. And I'm not going to speak on it no more because I had to speak for LeBron for a long time. And now he's a Laker. But look at the, look at the salaries, Adam. Does Alabama coach Nick Sabin is getting like $11 million a year? Yeah, but he gets makes way more than that from other shit too. So like, look, I'm saying like...
Starting point is 00:48:04 I want to be Jumbo Fisher. That's a cool name. Jimbo. Jimbo. Jimbo, sorry, Jimbo. Jimbo is better. Then they got Kirby from Nintendo? No, bro.
Starting point is 00:48:13 No? You know. I feel that Dion's being overly scrutinized because of who he is. It's an easy talking point for Charleston White and the fact that it's at HBCU. Traditionally, there's not that much. Like there's definitely people that follow those schools athletic programs, but when it comes to like, very few of them are competing on like upper tier D1 levels. My question is just if you are an employee or a professor or a coach at an HBCU,
Starting point is 00:48:44 Are you doing that or is the average person doing that as like an ideological commitment? Is that like an activist decision because you think that that is the right thing that you want to see in the world? Because then I could see how people would think it was kind of hypocritical. But most people don't think about their job that way. But that's basically how people are taking it because he's like, you know, because it's a black college, because, you know, they look at it like that, like you're turning your back on your people to get basically a bigger pay date.
Starting point is 00:49:11 He also opened up that program to a whole different world. But at the same time, again, he hit a ceiling and, like, there's a bigger opportunity for him here. And I think maybe they'll, look, big shoes to fill that at Jackson State. They'll find somebody. Are they tripping on the coaches at Moore House
Starting point is 00:49:27 and Howard and all that to that same degree? You know, come up. It's a different, plus the level of celebrity Diom already was, he came in there, like I said, changed the program around his son as a top prospect, you know, fucking quarterback, hit me up for a chain like two weeks ago. And, you know, I think,
Starting point is 00:49:43 I haven't spoke about it on social media because a immediate answer is. I think people also, the world is so big, right? Especially the black community. I think people only know me as a Julie. They don't know the background. Where I grew up, nothing like that. So it's like, what's the immediate answer? Why are you speaking on this? Stay out of black folk business. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, yeah, fuck it. I'm chill.
Starting point is 00:50:02 You know, we've already crossed that bridge on this channel. I mean, I've seen, didn't Joe Button say something about like this? Yeah, you did a whole three-hour marathon episode. He said, you hope we get soon. ranting about that just some bitch shit man you know but going back to charlest thing that pissed me up that he said though is that he was acting like i was so scared sitting in that shit why the fuck would i be so scared with a fight breaking out in front of me i was a little startled a little surprised since that's never happened before but like like okay because i watched that joe button
Starting point is 00:50:29 clip and those were his two points that he tried to get off is a oh adam adam was scared which is just stupid and they all they all elaborated on they're all talking about how i was super scared and then joe's other bar like this is a his other hot take in that clip was I hope he sues you. Joe, you know me. You know I'm a smart businessman. You know I wouldn't have put that clip out if there was any chance of me getting sued. So that whole 10 minute clip sucked. Two bad takes. You got to do better. You got to step it up, Joe. You would have got rid of them. I'm just saying like, bro, like, you've been in this game for too long. You can't be coming with weak takes. It's all jokes.
Starting point is 00:51:05 It's all jokes. Don't even plant that seed. So Adam, hold on. Adam, me ask you, has Charleston might ever been on your show before? Because AD said he was going to jump him in the parking lot. I recently spoke to him, though. AD from no jumpers. I might have made me give you a chain for free if you did that, bro. I recently had a conversation with him. He had to recant that statement.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Like real, like for real statement? I mean, real coffee combo? My uncle, my uncle that was in the feds knows his people and he'd known him a long time. And he's seen us going back and forth on the internet. And he called me and he put us on the phone together. Okay, so what happened? What did you guys talk about? It was just a, you know, respectful conversation. You know, that's his nigga.
Starting point is 00:51:49 I said, you know, I'm just going to leave it alone now. How it is dude? I don't know. My uncle is old. Oh, so Charleston is like, you did his 50s? He got to be in his 50s. One of the best things I ever seen was I was rewatching the old Traplor Ross video that he did about the Mo3 and Yellow Beezee beef that ended in Mo3's passing and everything. And when you watch that and you're watching the news clip about Mo3 getting killed or whatever,
Starting point is 00:52:13 you get to see fucking Charleston White snitching on the news talking about how they're trying to find the dude who did it before we even knew who Charleston White was he was just like going around trying. Before he was getting on say cheese he was trying to get on the fucking news. He wasn't trying to try, he got on there.
Starting point is 00:52:28 He'd been cloud munching for a long ass time. Wait a second, didn't Charleston White didn't he have beef with Chinamack one time or some shit? Probably. No, that was me. Yeah, that was you too. He probably beat with China Mac.
Starting point is 00:52:39 He'd be with everybody. No, no, no. I'm talking about, he was saying something about like I remember him saying I think I think it was him was like what motherfucker I got my dick big or some she was saying some shit like that and he's gotten into it with that's my god I love to death
Starting point is 00:52:52 but you know why Charleston White is popular is because there are a lot of people out there that are tough on crime and Charleston White is tough on crime well he's been like pro snitching out the gate that's fucking that appeals to a lot of people because a lot of people think the street shit is stupid even if they are like hip hop fans who are like
Starting point is 00:53:08 privy to all this street shit they don't really fuck with it so they think like yeah Fuck it. Lock them up. I mean, they teach you when you in kindergarten and teach my kids all three of them. Don't tattletail. Yeah. It's kind of like just stay. I mean, I get it.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Look. Oh, someone killed your sister. Okay. That's a different thing. That's your business now. But like, man, I can't.
Starting point is 00:53:27 But then one day, those same kids that you tried so hard to raise the right way are going to click on a Charleston White C. Cheese video and boom, they're converted to the snitch mentality. No, they're going to look at it as entertainment. They ain't sit there and tail.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Wait, so what's six time ever on your show? Yeah, back in a day. Yeah. legend goat the real tachashi no the other tachashi
Starting point is 00:53:47 oh my god I forgot you know what the funny thing is too is he tried to make he made these pieces and it kind of like you know obviously like I think that yeah
Starting point is 00:53:54 it was like Murakami bite off shit whatever my boy Jimmy made the chain and I told Jimmy I said bro man I know it's gonna give you some you know
Starting point is 00:54:00 give you some publicity but I don't fuck with this dude and like it was funny because he asked me you know Jimmy asked me questions all the time and he has some you know some more
Starting point is 00:54:10 some drama later and he's like oh bro I was like look dog None of these motherfuckers is loyal. Don't chase nobody and this and that. And he asked me, he's like, yo, bro, so how do you do it? Because you see all these jewelers like, oh, chase this guy.
Starting point is 00:54:21 There's people literally in New York jewelers that will go pick up a rapper from the airport so he doesn't talk to you into jewelers. That's crazy. And I'm like, yo, what the fuck are you talking about? We should do that. That's what fresh and fit did. Tell us when we went to Miami. They so did.
Starting point is 00:54:33 They picked us up at like six in the morning so no other podcasts can pick us up. See us again haircuts, everything. You got a beard trim. But I'm saying like, you know, when you, when you, when you, when you start dick riding these celebrities or whatever it is, you're going after it? And he's like, well, you know, what do you do? I'm like, bro, I'm the celebrity.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Why the fuck would I go chase somebody else? They fucking with me. Like, that's the real shit, though. I don't even talk like that. But I'm saying, like, I had to tell, you know, my boy that. And then I've seen this shit. And I'm like, yo, and then Takashi, you hit me up the real Takashi Murakami. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Hey, did you make this? How could you ask me the question? It was the quality of it. It was some other piece, whatever. I'm like, bro, I didn't make that shit. Come on. After the $35,000 dinner. Let me bring this back to something that you said earlier.
Starting point is 00:55:14 You were saying how Uzi asked you if you were going to Complexcon and you were just like, bro, I'm with my kids. And like, we went to ComplexCon, not this year, but last year because we had a booth and everything. We took one of the – I went one day out of the weekend. We all got a bunch of clothes, got to mix and mingle with a lot of people, do a lot of networking. Going to ComplexCon is without question probably like a good thing for No Jumper, for me as a businessman and everything, make a few connections, have a few conversations, but this year it was like, oh, CommerceConn's coming up. Am I going to go to ComisCon?
Starting point is 00:55:45 Or am I going to hang out with my fucking family and my kids? And it just seemed like the easiest decision on Earth this year. I don't blame you. I mean, what's the question? Like, I don't know. It's just weird to be in that perspective now. Did you feel it was beneficial last year?
Starting point is 00:56:00 It was beneficial. But see, he's never done that before. I've been doing this all my life. No, but I've been to ComisCon and agenda 5 billion times for like the last 10 years. I went to designer con and network. You know what's funny? I got to tell you something funny.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Yeah. The owner of Network. Shout out to him, by the way. Yeah. Aaron, I love you. Aaron. And the big, the main owner is Jimmy Iveen, who was a legend of Sanchez. Really?
Starting point is 00:56:21 Really? That's who owns the name? Interscope, you know, Dr. Dr. Drey, Lady Gaga, 9-A-N-A-N-Ales. So going on, he owned, the owner of Network owns agenda. So one time when we barely just became, we were like maybe a year or two as friends, he's there with Lena, and they're chilling. and we had Cameron as our fucking main act. I brought Cameron over to him.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Do you remember that? I've told this story on the podcast multiple times. Oh, I didn't know that. He walks me right up to fucking Cameron and just goes, Hey, Cam, I just want to let you know, this is the coolest interview on the world right here. His shit, fire! And Cam just like, oh, word?
Starting point is 00:56:58 Okay. And so I have successfully had like pretty much everybody else from Dipset on the podcast at this point, but Cam remains elusive. Oh, shit. Let me connect you with the people So you can get on there But it was funny because I walked up And I'm just chilling like
Starting point is 00:57:15 You know, I was kicking it And I was like here Let me walk you right here And he was like, for real And I'm an enormous Cam fan You know from back At the same time Like I know him since you know
Starting point is 00:57:23 I'm OG Rockefeller So you know him since then But if that was the only thing That happened to me at Complexcom When I went that weekend It was probably worth going right Just that one connection If that could lead to a interview years later
Starting point is 00:57:34 Whatever But at the same time It's like that versus hanging out of home with your kids is a tough decision. You got to remember though, Adam 2, though. How old are you now? 39. Just turn it.
Starting point is 00:57:44 So 39, right? When I was 39, you're on leave. Nah, I was still, no, I mean, I was still, like, I'm just saying, like, at a certain point, like, right now, I'm on my washed life, washed up debt. But when do you hit that moment, you know? Because you could be in the club networking with celebrities every night. Everybody could.
Starting point is 00:58:02 He ain't got doing it a world of. Yeah, but you could. Like, it's like, if you really, if you really want to be rich as, as possible, you could just work all the time. But I just feel like that's just, like, there's more to life, man. I just like, just to see, like, I go, like, if I come home and it flights late and my kids are asleep, I will still go into each one of their bedrooms and give them a kiss and give a hug.
Starting point is 00:58:23 And I just stare at them, watch them sleep. I miss that because I'm so busy doing different appearances or doing shit around whatever the world that I really appreciate that. Also, think, I have my first son at almost 40. So most of my friends' kids are in high school and college, right? So I wanted to get all the fuck shit out of my system So I can dedicate more time as being a dad And my wife is 11 years younger than me
Starting point is 00:58:44 So you think I should party harder right now And just kind of slow down later? Look, I think like I think right now bro You know, I just and if Laura could tell me if I'm lying I told her I said look I really admire what what you're doing With the show plug talk everything And you still have time to do the things And I think pretty soon
Starting point is 00:59:03 It is going to play out to you Because I don't go out to clubs I don't go out at nighttime. I'm not interested in fucking sliding any bitch's DM. I don't give a fuck about none of that shit no more. My mindset is so different. And it will click.
Starting point is 00:59:15 For some people, they get popular at 40-something and they never had that time to go out and shine and stuff. I'm not going to a fucking club, bro. I'm not doing that. I think that you have some good leeway, but tell you the truth,
Starting point is 00:59:27 I have nothing to tell you, Adam, because I think that you were doing a very good job of what you're doing right now in life. And when I came in here, I was really fucking happy. I was really proud of you, bro. I was like, this is okay, shit, this is dope. But the biggest thing I said, not just for, what was his name again?
Starting point is 00:59:44 No, the dude that you told me. No, the dude you said, I should do his show. That's part of this. Sharp. Sharp, yeah. I thought about Sharp, and I've watched a couple of clips here and there. I'm assuming that he might have had a hard life or came from some different shit. And I say, you know what, though?
Starting point is 01:00:01 Adam's given. And you said, you mentioned earlier, right? Like you said, Almighty knows. Okay, no, this is a cool gig. fuck it up. You gave somebody an opportunity who might have been out there pimping, might have been doing something, whatever. You gave an opportunity to now have a platform and change the whole life around and maybe
Starting point is 01:00:15 help somebody else out that's in the same situation and you paid it forward. So I set all this shit behind your back when you weren't even here. So really, I have no, I would, not that you ask you for any advice, I don't have any advice to give you, but the fact that I think you still have a good four or five years to fuck around and do some stupid shit in clubs and stuff. But after that, bro, you don't want to be that old-ass. never been that guy though turn up poor man i used to be when i met you i was like yeah but like mid 20s
Starting point is 01:00:40 to like early 30s was basically like the years that i was like going out consistently and shit yeah but you very quickly this this thing is the drenching now his birthday was last week he didn't tell none of us it was his birthday i'll tell you this i don't celebrate any birthdays so like i knew we were we had something in common but i'll tell you this 50s coming up next month right wow you look good you look good my brother thank you and i and i have to kind of like i got to kind of i It's a big milestone. You better go crazy. No, I was thinking about going crazy, crazy.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Like, I wanted to have Snoop and Warren G do some old songs, have Keith Sweat and maybe Bobby Browns and do some shows and they get a billboard on Hollywood Boulevard. And I was like, nah, let me just celebrate it with people I love. Be careful. I was going to invite, like, maybe 20 of my, like, subscriber fans and, like, you could come hang out. And I do that every so often to meet people so they know that I'm still somewhat normal
Starting point is 01:01:28 because it's hard. Like, sometimes I am a little lost, like, at a touch. Like, I'll be like, this is my bullshit car. like shit, that's still $200,000 fuck, you know what I mean? So I try to be like a normal person but like I have to celebrate 50. How much is a gallon of milk?
Starting point is 01:01:47 $13? What is it, 12? I don't know either. A gallon? Look it up. How many dollars? Like six bucks? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:01:54 $4. Yeah, it's like, faux. No. But that's how they're always, $4. That's how they try to prove that you're out of touch. No, I feel like that shit ain't $4.
Starting point is 01:02:02 No, but y'all are going to Mendocino farm. I just assume that we, You know that Arawan spending $16. When I was buying it. When I would have... Hold the fuck. 4.41. He said 12.
Starting point is 01:02:14 I was right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No. I was right. 436.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Just so you know, Arawan became this cool little, you know, hip spot. It's expensive as shit. Oh, Arawan gallons. 7600 West Beverly Boulevard. That's the original Arawan. Do I don't know that? Because I lived in that building on top of Arawan.
Starting point is 01:02:31 And who else lived in that building with me? Who else? Iga. Tupac Shakur. He said Tyga. Tupac got evicted. Right on Wiltshire? No, it's right on Beverly Boulevard.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Right, right, right. One of the dudes from Bone Thugs got evicted. You used to live there? I lived there. If you Google Tupac Shakur's driver's license, you'll see the address even 766-0 Beverly Boulevard. And it's crazy because that building was lit. It was like the nicest building. I was head of A&R, as Vice President, A&R, aftermath, entertainment, you know?
Starting point is 01:03:01 So that's during death row. Oh, this is during death. This is like right before he died. Yeah. I mean, I've told the story before. I used to ride my bike from the shop to that Arawan. It was like a straight line through those. Well, Arawan has a fire turkey burger.
Starting point is 01:03:15 My wife goes to eat there all the time. I mean, I haven't gone to grocery shopping in fucking 10 years, right? But you just send other people? I decided to, yeah, I mean, we have a groceries get delivered to the house. Yeah, they just deliver it now. Instant cart, yeah. I never used the app. My girl got to do it.
Starting point is 01:03:27 But I, like, I went to the grocery store the other day because I was just feigned for some egg whites. And it was weird as shit. I was like, who the fuck fiends for egg whites. I don't know. Egg whites is good, though. No, they're not. Egg whites are fucking disgusting.
Starting point is 01:03:38 I remember this turkey burger in the late 90s. It was expensive at seven or eight bucks. It was good, though. It was hell of good. Do you know how much that fucking burger cost of heroin now? It's like $28. Yeah. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:03:52 And I was like, yo, and my wife is at all the time. And I'm like, no wonder my fucking credit card bill is fucking 80 bands a month. You know what I'm saying? Like because the soup's everything. But the soup is fucking like, I mean, bro, it's more expensive than any restaurant. And again, like, I remember that Arawan, when Rocky had bought his house that he sold. Like over there, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:12 So Aesah bought his crib. He was like, yo, someone in this Cardi was barely like starting to pop yet, right? It's like SoundCloud Cardi still. So we're trying to find out who could come to A'side Rocky House and cook fucking fish and whatever, a bunch of food. Couldn't find anybody that was like, you know, like who's going to have really come to the house, right? So I'm going to fuck up Flacco's house. So Cardi comes out of the one of the rooms and he's like, hey, bro. bro, my homie a cook, you're my cousin.
Starting point is 01:04:38 I'm like, playboy, boy, my son. There's a fucking cook. His cousin was really a cook. Came over within 30, 40 minutes. We went to Erawan. We bought a bunch of shit. And not even a bunch of shit, sorry, one bag of groceries, right? And like, I'll never forget.
Starting point is 01:04:54 And I think Rocky just got his first Ferrari. Pulled up in a Ferrari to Erwan. And it was kind of funny, right? The whole shit. Gets a bag of groceries. Bro, got salmon. I don't know if you know the difference. There's wildcott.
Starting point is 01:05:07 And then there's, there's, there's, you know, pond, whatever, you know, shit like that. Wildcots the... Wildcots expensive. That's the bag. Bro, it's six of us. So think about salmon, salad, pasta, whatever. I couldn't fucking believe, bro.
Starting point is 01:05:22 This motherfucker. And by the way, we did like wheatgrass, that shit. Big grass shots. We grass shots. Everything, boom. Did some juices. You got some shit, whatever. Bottom line is it fit in one full bag.
Starting point is 01:05:31 And it was $600 fucking dollars at heroin. I mean, yeah. That same bag at fucking Vons or Johns or fucking Ralph's Would have been $100,000 Maybe Did you know that Johns is just like an Armenian ripoff of Vons? Well, there wasn't Armenia at first. It wasn't?
Starting point is 01:05:47 Yeah. That's what I called that shit Yons. I thought it was like a Hispanic grocery store. Yeah, we called Yon. I didn't see them until I was. The first John was in Ktown. Ktown vibe. On third, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:57 Damn. And the funny thing is, well, Armenia's got bad markets. Did you probably tell you I'm mandatory at Armenian rally? I think she did mention. mention it. Yeah, because every year I do that, Armenian rally, I had no idea she was Armenian. 19, that was in 1917? Our wounds are still open. I'm going for honorary Armenian status this year.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Shouts to the Armenian homies. You could get away with it. I got a love Armenian. You have to have like a really dope, like chiseled beard. Anyway, can we, uh... My dog Armin and all this. Hey, I think you might be able to make it as well. Hey, so how do we feel about Tia coming clean about his, uh, snitching, uh, in the past? Well, what? I didn't hear about this. You got to create a little more content. It's a real great area. So he came out and said that basically back in the day, him and his homie caught a gun charge together. Everybody remembers this. Yeah, and then, so he was able to beat the gun charge.
Starting point is 01:06:47 His friend got killed in an unrelated accident, and basically his lawyer told him if you tell the cops that the gun was your friends, then you'll just beat the gun immediately. And obviously nothing will happen since he's already dead. And so people are comparing this to the situation with Terrence
Starting point is 01:07:05 gangsta Williams, aka Birdman's brother, right? Same shit. But he did it. He told him some murders on some dudes who are already dead in order to be able to get out of prison early. This is a little bit different because it was just a gun charge as opposed to a murder. Shout out to the homie G. Perico,
Starting point is 01:07:23 because he said it yesterday on Back on Fig. Make sure you watch Back on Fig. He said, hey, if something happens to him and if he can get his homie out of jail, do it. And I feel the same way. That's what I'm saying. If I'm gone, hey, man, tell. on me.
Starting point is 01:07:35 I was all the guns. Every gun in the whole city was mine. Say, I did petty theft, everything, too. Just give it all. What did I literally say in the group chat? It's a big grayer. But the context, he broke it down a little different. Dude is dead, man.
Starting point is 01:07:51 You know, if the dude was alive, it's a different conversation, right? And it's his cousin. Now, but there's only one. There's nobody behind bars for this. But there's one potential extenuating circumstance, which would make it, which is if there is potential, for a wrongful death lawsuit or some other things that can go back.
Starting point is 01:08:09 Yes. You know, I think that's an individual opinion. I just, I don't really, I have no opinion on it. Yeah, if that doesn't seem like a real thing that's happening or whatever, then, I mean, it's all hypothetical, right? Obviously, he had to be comfortable enough with the situation to tell it on a podcast. See, that's the whole thing is that T.I was confident enough in his own behavior that he just put himself on blast in a situation that he clearly didn't have to talk about.
Starting point is 01:08:30 Nobody would ever know if he didn't bring it. I think you just have to look at it from a rational perspective. Listen, if you look at it from a rational perspective, it is 100% the only logical thing to do. The only lens by which you can view this that might change that is that super gangster ethos in which you can never tell the cops anything, no matter what. You can never tell your friend, which I get. But I think that at this point, you're kind of like taking it a little too far by saying you can't do this when literally no negative repercussions happen. I'm not going to ask you all this. I'm going to ask Adam this. Have you ever spent a night in actual.
Starting point is 01:09:04 county jail or anyways you have it sucked in new hampshire or here new york i'm gonna say new ys yeah because i'm gonna be real with you man LA county twin towers or anything no bueno crazy no bueno bro just the the staff
Starting point is 01:09:18 infection the rats the fucking now I'm talking about real actual you get to hang out with crickmack that's just worse than the pen and job five way worse it's a thunder dome that's gotta be the worst like i think about like i have nightmares about that shit sometimes like that's why i'm saying if it No, I'm not saying that.
Starting point is 01:09:35 If you're doing it to avoid jail time, I feel like some pretty extreme shit is rationalized or is justified to avoid prison time. It's like literally the worst thing that can happen to you besides being dead pretty much, right? You're not going to do it. You're going to be in there and your homie ghost going to come, tell on me.
Starting point is 01:09:54 I mean, shit, right? You can for sure tell on me unless it's a sex charge. You feel like, I don't do that. You already got one of those. Also, you know what, man, look. Never, nunca. With that being said. T.I. is a really highly intelligent person, too.
Starting point is 01:10:07 T.I. is also already done crime stopper ads before. So this is kind of a funny idea of. He had to, though, as a part of his probation. Did he did? He did, but still. That you see how many firearms? They got a little arsenal. Snoop put out a PSA telling people to stop smoking weed.
Starting point is 01:10:23 What? Just like, as part of, like, a plea deal because he caught a weed charge back in the day. And then obviously, he probably never stopped smoking weed. But that's what I'm saying is like a lot of people do weird shit Plea deal shit. If you get caught with a gram of weed in Korea, you are doing 10 fucking years. Let me tell you some real quick. In Korea, they do not have jail cells over five feet tall. So you can't stand up in your cell. It's fucking a different world. Like, look, I rather do two years in fucking
Starting point is 01:10:49 you know, Fulsome, L.A. County Twin Towers, Wayside, wherever the fuck in any word, then do fucking a week. Like a month. There's no toilet. There's a bucket. It's a whole different level of fucked up shit. Let's say a jail, you know, in Korea, let's say it holds 60,000 people. There's going to be 300. So people just don't do crimes that they avoid it. But when Snoop's first time going to Korea, he's like, hey, because I need to get some weed, this and that. I was like, look, I'm going to get you some weed. Don't trip.
Starting point is 01:11:16 I'm going to tell you what hotel to stay at, you know, where you can actually smoke, blah, blah. So he goes there. This is like eight, nine years ago, eight years ago. And I pretty much got all the weed possible in the entire country of Korea to his fucking hotel room, right? It was like two ounces. Dude, it was less than that. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:34 And the funny thing is he's like, yo, this shit off the hook here, blah, blah, whatever. He runs through that. This motherfucker snoot went on his social media, said, hey, anybody bring me some weed? Bro, this is crazy because one of the biggest things with all the K-pop people, we've talked about this, a lot of K-pop people, I've introduced them to America,
Starting point is 01:11:52 Complex Magazine, whatever, their interviews. These are enormous stars around the world except America. So they're so fascinated with like, I remember this dude named Doke. He was like a huge rapper at one point He was on the biggest TV show in Korea He really wanted a DJ mustard beat So I'm like bro, don't you trip
Starting point is 01:12:06 I'll get you with mustard don't trip Boom made it happen And connected them So I do stuff like that right So Snoop goes on his social media And he goes Hey I don't give a fuck Who you are
Starting point is 01:12:15 Anybody in Korea right now Bring me whatever weed you have And his manager got mad about this shit Because what he offered Was absolutely insane Snoop goes I'm doing features right now For weed and I'm signing off the clearance
Starting point is 01:12:28 That's word Are you kidding me, bro? I would have, I mean, if I was a rapper in like Indonesia or somewhere else, I would have flown to Korea, took the chance because, bro, the hardest part is the clearance, right? Getting the clearance. He's like, I'm doing features right now. Fuck it. I'm giving you 16, whatever it is, whatever you need.
Starting point is 01:12:45 I'm doing a feature on your album. This dude's a real junkie. And the crazy part is. That's what it sounds like. Not that much. Weed was still discovered, you know what I'm saying? But people were trying as hard as possible, and he just didn't give it. point.
Starting point is 01:13:00 But Ben Baller had already drained all the resources. Not just me, but I mean, I wanted to get something that is at least, you know what I'm saying, like some fucking some cush, you know what I'm saying? Some shit that's like decent. At a point he didn't care because obviously you don't go to your social media and say I'm doing features. Like, bro, imagine even it's got to be with the clearance. No, I'm saying. I'll do a feature for Alts right now. I swear to God.
Starting point is 01:13:23 With the clearance. So Adam, understand. Hit me up. You're talking maybe six figures or something. You know what I'm saying? Like you're signing that off. bro people were trying
Starting point is 01:13:31 and he was able to get you know as much as he could but that's when you know you're fucking like I brought Bieber to Korea for the first time you know what wouldn't 12 be on your line super tough at that point? Yeah did that happen quickly?
Starting point is 01:13:42 I mean I don't know I mean I think also at a time Ted his manager I probably deleted all this shit but it was crazy because he came back like hey cause you the fucking man and blah blah I was like bro y'all caused me so much fucking trouble out here man fuck
Starting point is 01:13:54 by the way ready for this I used to own a cannabis company called VVS pens. They were weed. You sold that? Yeah, some of them. It's a long story. Oh, really?
Starting point is 01:14:03 Wow. Doing very well, killing it. I'm going to go meet. Thank God I didn't say it. I thought about it for a second. And I get to Korea. Never have ever gotten to secondary. That's when you go to customs or anything, right?
Starting point is 01:14:16 Go to secondary. And I've had this trouble all the time. They always pull my ass in there. Well, the thing is, if you're with, like, black people, they have no problem telling them they're fucking racist. They're just going to, you know, whatever. So I remember, like, going to Dubai. and I want to play with YG.
Starting point is 01:14:30 All YG's crew is like, hey, why are you trying to get away from the N-words, blah, blah. I'm like, I don't even know these people. I have no idea. I fucking stay away from them. This motherfucker yell my name. We end up 45 to an hour
Starting point is 01:14:39 just sitting in secondary because these guys want to play games. I'm like, hey, bro, they don't play here. Yeah. So we're in Korea, and I have my laptop. I just did Kevin Durant's 30th birthday party. I made custom VVS party,
Starting point is 01:14:53 Pens for his party, and they don't look like Wii pens. They just look like, you know, this is a sophisticated, at this point. I had just about an ounce in wheat oil. God bless you. Thank you. So I had him on my laptop
Starting point is 01:15:04 lined up and the guy sends me to secondary in Korea. I was scared as fuck. You almost got Brittany, dude for. Brittany, bro. Beyond that. So look, I have all the shit there. He goes, you know, put the suitcases through the thing
Starting point is 01:15:21 and I'm like, fuck, it was take off your jacket too. I got two pens in my pocket. I got smoking on the plane. It's a fuck, you know, 14-hour flight. You're going to be in a less than five-foot cell. I'm about to have a fucking heart attack right now. This is still kind of early where they weren't hip on it. So my laptop has all the pens aligned with the MacBook on top.
Starting point is 01:15:39 So it's kind of a line. You would think it was maybe eyeliner or some shit. You don't know what the fuck it is. That got through. So now the guy's like, you know, in Korean, he's like, Igomoya. Like he's saying, what is this, right? And I was like, oh, one, I didn't want to act like I was Korean. So I was like, oh, now I said, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:15:54 I was like, oh, oh, oh, yeah, I go. Tobacco Tobacco. And he goes, oh, Tobacco. He smells it. Bro, a good
Starting point is 01:16:03 five seconds. The lot, felt like 20 minutes. He's like, okay, go. Within one minute, I had a driver outside picking me up
Starting point is 01:16:13 or anything. With one minute, I went to the bathroom and I had diarrhea and I vomit at the same time. Dang. Because I literally, inside the airport,
Starting point is 01:16:20 I literally had fucking instant diarrhea and threw up and was, like, had cold chills because I couldn't fucking bleak how stupid that was you're tripping yeah I was tripping yeah the thing was
Starting point is 01:16:30 these celebrities out there they can't just have that smell of the you know weed on their hands this is so convenient and my pens were already kind of expensive that between like 50 60 bucks a pen they were selling them out there for 500 dollars a pen because you can't get them and the rich kids they want them so I remember getting all that shit and I was like hey bro you need to give me a watch hold on bro I was like no you need to give me a watch or I'm fucking going to the streets right now I'm with some somebody and I remember getting the watch and I was like I didn't want this shit in my pocket anymore. Like it fucked that fucking fuck my whole trip up.
Starting point is 01:17:01 Shit. Because I would have been in, I would have done, let's see, so it would have been like maybe a 50 years or 60 years. Damn. Korea is not going to imprison Ben Ball or Joe Biden is going to reach out. He don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 01:17:14 This is South Korea. They're our ally, right? He don't get it, bro. Bro, they're going to help you while. Asob Rocky got out in like a week.
Starting point is 01:17:22 That was not Korean, fool? But I'm saying Korea can't want to, he's a fucking Asian hero. What the fuck? I'm saying, there's strings. You know people. Hey, D, call China Mac real quick, please.
Starting point is 01:17:32 Yeah, call China Mac. He's going to get you out. I would have been, my homie Cole, white boy Cole. He used to have your pins like they were the holy grill. We're ready for this? Hey. So Cole, he had it cold. You want to know why?
Starting point is 01:17:46 Do you know how much a PJ cost to China? Tell me. I would love to know. 60. From here? 400 bands one way. Damn. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:17:53 400? Damn. One way? You already know how. My homey cold is crazy. How much is it to Europe? Probably like around maybe like 100 something, 150. I mean, look, when Kanye was in debt 50 mil, I remember before a year before even anyone knew in the press, I knew he was in debt.
Starting point is 01:18:09 And this dude would fly to Abu Dhabi and then be like, and people would like, you don't know our shit's in the suitcases. You know all shit to still, I don't give a fuck. We're going to Paris. And like right then and there, like he was fucking off millions in a week just on jet fuel. Wow. So anyways, Cole, I didn't know you knew him. That's my guy. Cole was taking to PJ.
Starting point is 01:18:26 to China, right? Taking a PJ to China, bro, he's going through different type of things. He's going through military people, whatever, boom. He goes to China. He has like an ounce of pens too.
Starting point is 01:18:38 And he leaves them there because they're, you know, 500 to $1,000 to it's impossible to get that level of potency. Then when he comes back into America, he doesn't land LAX. You know what he does? This motherfucker's taking the PJ
Starting point is 01:18:50 and stop it in Alaska. Because the TSA line is so small, they're just like, they don't know shit. They really lacks there. They're chill. And then he'll, so he already did his TSA. So when he lands back at fucking Van Nuyser at Burbank, he ain't got to worry about shit.
Starting point is 01:19:03 He already went through TSA in Alaska. That's some smart ass shit. Cole is so fucking brilliant. This, my friend of mine that he's talking about, I've seen him buy Cribs for $4 million, and they turn to be $20 million later. Yep. Like he's just a smart guy that, oh, so put it this way. He sold a soybean business.
Starting point is 01:19:21 Soybeans. You need soybeans. You need soybean business to make soy sauce. Do you know how many hundreds of millions of dollars he made off that? Oh, bro. Hundreds of millions of selling soybeans. His, his parties are some of the craziest parties ever. You got soybeans out?
Starting point is 01:19:38 No. Bro, he got soy sauce and out of them? I'm going to tell him to come here like next week. Bro, Cole is a smart dude. You'd like him a lot. Oh, you're wild as hell. Bro. He, shit, I shouldn't tell his business out there, man.
Starting point is 01:19:49 But yeah, he had a party and he had 42 magnums. I've never seen magnums before. Yeah, yeah. bro everyone like bro this is a you know this ain't like some $80 at fucking you know mission liquor this is some whole other shit
Starting point is 01:20:04 Don Perillon limited editions then having ridiculous catering stupid like in he has a dog he has a million no 1.5 million in coiffish in his pond he has coiffish like 40 grand he has like 20 of them like he has
Starting point is 01:20:19 stupid shit and he's always been a big supporter of mine so I've always had he's like you but like how often you talk to tiger I talk to tiger like maybe like once every two weeks tell me to come in there I know shot of Tiro I know but I used to go to his house and he'd be like
Starting point is 01:20:35 this is the pen but it's your pants he'd be like this is the pens that we smoke it's the holy grail and he would give us this fucking it's like Korean or A I don't know what it is but it's some type of liquor but it's super fucking expensive oh my God bro so it's Muay yeah moitai there go it's Chinese
Starting point is 01:20:52 bro this he'd have colors that only the president like president she of china like only high level military could drink these bottles and they're like 15, 20 grand and he has like a wall of them and it's super fucking
Starting point is 01:21:08 potent oh bro you it tastes like fucking rubbing alcohol I ain't gonna lie when you said magnums a minute ago 402 I thought you made condom my dumb ass thought you were talking about condoms no bro I'm talking about the ice cream I'm talking about the magnum bottles is boom they're just like regular you never go subscribe to the OG suicide YouTube
Starting point is 01:21:24 channel if you want to see some new episodes of the pod. I keep meaning to shut it out on the story. Can I tell me you smoked the VBS pan before? There. That's how I found out about it. And tell me how much stronger you don't think about it and he'd be like, oh shit, the ponies. I did that in the moitai and I fucking passed out over there
Starting point is 01:21:40 multiple times. He'll tell you. Can I bring up a topic? Yes. Takeoff's parents are apparently estranged. Don't get along and they're going to war over his fortune because he didn't have a will. Oh, unfortunate. Do you have a will?
Starting point is 01:21:54 before. Huh? Do you will? No, I do not. So please, nobody turned me to a pack. Tell you this right now, at your 40th birthday
Starting point is 01:22:00 is when I did mine, you should do yours, bro. Okay, so they're fighting. That's fucked up. Yeah. Split it down the middle. It should be split down the middle. Yeah, how did they even end up fighting?
Starting point is 01:22:09 Shouldn't they just be like, we're going to split it down the middle? He didn't have kids, did he? No. Yeah, split down the middle. Right? Like, how was that so hard? It's just any time
Starting point is 01:22:18 somebody passes away and there's like people kind of, scrambling for their assets it's very unfortunate i've had two of my best friends both worth nine figures 100 million plus they both passed away one of the employees just brought up his name the other day right he founded lrg the company when he died a lot of shit happened when q died five years ago world star founder is my you know he you know he my son's my firstborn son godfather he changed my life in many ways too
Starting point is 01:22:54 They're still in court right now five years later. Damn. Going over to shit. And the thing is, one of the things that's fucked up was he had two kids at a wedlock. And they were like the age of his current kids, kind of old. So like they popped out out of nowhere. The thing is, it's not their fault. Like, you know, take you taking care of them under the table.
Starting point is 01:23:12 And they popped out like, yo, man, we need to be taken care of. So that stopped it. And then there's probate. And there was a bunch of this shit. And his wife was like, boom. So it got messy because he had kids. But like, with takeoff situation, even if the parents was beefing, there's probably some shit. I'm just, I mean, I mean, you know, I have no idea.
Starting point is 01:23:27 I'm just, but maybe one feel like they were closer to him. You know what I mean? But he wasn't even in his life or blah, blah, whatever. At the end of the day, man, yeah, I think 50, 50 is like. Because if we're just talking about money in the bank, it would be pretty easy. But realistically, there's cars, there's real estate, there's his catalog. There's all these different things that probably throw everything out the window, the catalog, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:49 That's number one. I don't know. There must be so many complications. If he didn't have a will, there's no. executor to the will there's no way to just like streamline who's going to receive those assets so it's I'm telling you right now bro when I did my will bro my my two of my kids weren't even born yet and I'm telling you I have a trust and I'm terrified of death right I've accepted my mortality what I'm saying like it's I know that at least that shit's being you know split up a certain way but
Starting point is 01:24:18 Q had a will but everything was out the window because of you know the the other kids of shit So the thing was he made it so like on some ghost shit, like ghosts from power. He made it like your kids have to go. You have to go to college to get this. You get this money at 25. You're going to get this at 30. It was in increments. I did a similar thing.
Starting point is 01:24:35 I didn't think, I didn't do the college thing. And I wanted to be like, you know, whatever. I mean, hopefully I'm fucking still alive. You know what I mean when that happens? But I'm telling you just to avoid this shit because you are sitting on a small empire now. Adam, I'm telling you, you think it's a joke. But it's, I'm being dead-ass serious. It would cause so much less grief for you or Lennon.
Starting point is 01:24:53 or your family or somebody if it's all just put in there. Luckily, I already know what I'm doing with No Jumper when I die. It's all going to go to this guy, Yuri, who we used to work here. Put Park ran an AD in the will. No, no, no, no, no. Yuri, it's all, it's all tough ones. Honestly, I think big ski, she should get it. He should get it.
Starting point is 01:25:12 Make sure you live, Laura's got to get something. Yeah, no, for sure. Lord, for sure. Lord needs at least 15%. I'm going to put it in my will if there's any tote bags laying around the office that she can have them. What's you going to leave pun? What are those gold get dollars?
Starting point is 01:25:28 You really threw me for a loop there. Yeah, yeah, you had nothing to say, Cole. Hey, honestly, where do we get in? Hold on. What does Black No Jumper couch get in? I'll tell you, what, yeah, what a couch? Yeah, Black No Jumper gets nothing.
Starting point is 01:25:42 Let's be real. You're not with us, thing? What's the next topic? Because I got to fucking go to a toy drive. Oh, that's okay. Whenever you want to dip. We're just going to keep hanging out and keep going. So all good.
Starting point is 01:25:55 Another topic. Let's see what else we have here. Okay, did you hear about the guy who jumped to his death at Disneyland, the principal, who's actually dashed-tized principal, which is trippy? What? And Ace Boy Trace. Really? Middle school teacher.
Starting point is 01:26:07 Wow. I read the whole shit, and you know what's crazy? I believe, dude. Yeah. I believe him. I believe he's a great guy. It seemed like a great humanitarian. What was the manifesto?
Starting point is 01:26:18 Oh, so you don't know. No, no. So basically, I just talked. about this on the Sledge Lawyers episode. It's not out yet. And I talked about it with a, on the Monday show. Well, there's a no jumper show, Doc. Right, for sure. But, okay, so basically, it was this guy. He's a principal at a big high school in the Southern California area, right? And so his, he gets into a fight with his, his secret wife for secret luck, three years. Three years.
Starting point is 01:26:40 They've been together. They have kids, and they get into some sort of domestic situation in front of the kids, and she uses her power as a woman to call the cops and basically say, he beat me. But apparently he did not. There was no violence so I just misrepresented when I said it was domestic situation. He didn't put his hands on her, but she calls the cops and says he's been beating me and apparently beating the kids too. So all of a sudden
Starting point is 01:27:03 he's placed on administrative leave from work and his whole name is soiled. This obviously is going around in his social circle. He's super upset about it so he writes up this fucking big ass Facebook post just basically saying that this is all this shit that happened but doesn't call her out
Starting point is 01:27:19 and he apparently included screen shots that showed her acknowledging that she lied about the nature of their relationship. He had receipts. And so then he goes to Disneyland of all places. I'm not sure how far away that was from where he lived. And he jumped off a very high object and fucking killed himself right in front of probably a shitload of people at Disney. They've seen it.
Starting point is 01:27:41 I mean, he was really close because he's from Orange County. So I'm sure it was pretty close. But you got a paid report to even get in here. He really wanted. Well, at that point, you can't take it with you. If you guys know anything about, okay, this. is where it's fucked up, and this is where the game is fucked up today to this day. And I've
Starting point is 01:27:56 had this happen to me before, and it's a fucking hack, and I don't want to, I'll tell you guys off camera, but I'll tell you the gist of it said, if a girl comes in here right now, or a police officer comes in, it doesn't matter. Let's say a girl says, you know what, house phone hit me. The police officer. I beat the
Starting point is 01:28:11 allegations live on this show before. Ready for this? I'll kill you. The police I was going to come in here and arrest you. No evidence or nothing, no question asked. And that's why I felt him, because I've had that happen and some bullshit and I ended up
Starting point is 01:28:23 winning in court whatever but the people that kind of heard the shit like oh what the fuck I'm like boy I hear no bitch
Starting point is 01:28:29 what's wrong with you but all that shit he lost his job you know all his other shit all these other things I read it
Starting point is 01:28:35 I looked at it again who fucking knows he could have been a psychopath I believe dude I believe him too he could have been lying I mean
Starting point is 01:28:44 he could have been lying I believe him too but it does it seems like a pretty wild thing to do like when you contrast
Starting point is 01:28:50 the suicide note and then the way he actually killed himself, it's kind of like hard to imagine, right? Because if he is actually 100% innocent and he can prove it, why kill yourself? That's what I was thinking. So I analyzed that too. His life was already ruined at that point.
Starting point is 01:29:06 There was no coming back. To turn it around. That's subjective, though. No, because look, you can get, we live in a time now. You get an allegation. People will stick with that allegation, even though that it can be proven
Starting point is 01:29:18 that you didn't do whatever the fuck they said you do, and that shit is still a stain on your record at the end of the hell you. Bro, new sites have to write, oh, this person allegedly being, even they're putting out for legal reasons. People already
Starting point is 01:29:31 judge you for whatever it is. People just want to cancel people for any fucking reason today, man. But bro, the thing is, is it a stain in your reputation? Sure. But when I got fucking canceled, it's like, was it a big ass stand on my reputation? Was it a big ass thing? You're a younger dude. For sure. No, totally. But I'm just saying,
Starting point is 01:29:46 it's not the fucking end of the world. If you can see clearly, if you could see past that fog of depression and mainly, that you're going through. Bro, there is life after that, bro. Adam, Adam. He was built during the era of where people dealt with shit definitely differently.
Starting point is 01:30:00 The younger, new generation, they don't. But I'll tell you this. I've always believed in tough love. I got my ass whooped worse than any gang fight, worse than any, anything. I've never been beaten harder than my dad. My dad whipped my ass more than, harder than anybody has in their life.
Starting point is 01:30:15 And I think about that, and I think about tough love, and I think about how my kids are in certain shit. And one of my boys, Lil Duvall, the comedian, he had brought it up. He had said, his friend, good friend,
Starting point is 01:30:29 they would say shit to him online, like, oh, man, shut up, being you gay, blah, blah, whatever. And they did the tough love shit to him the whole nine. And then, like, he had asked her,
Starting point is 01:30:38 hey man, so where, you know, where Caesar at, whatever? Just such and such. As all, man, he killed himself. These 17-year-old kids, they don't know how to fucking do shit anybody. I know, again, it's not an excuse for a 60-year-old man,
Starting point is 01:30:48 but like, you know, they can't some people can't get past the obstacle they can't see past the depression not everyone's resilient bro yeah but man how about the way he killed himself you don't think there's like a narcissistic way in the right just the was at the happiest place you you could have done this in a fucking parking garage where nobody would have seen it i mean he didn't at all but i could you could have done it in the garage where your your bitch would have had to find you the one that you apparently want to get revenge on right one of my favorite directors all tired dude named tony scott he directed beverlyle's cop he directed last boy scout he directed
Starting point is 01:31:19 the last boy scy. I directed a bunch of shit. True romance. Epic movies. Brothers Whitley Scott who directed Gladiol's big movie. Alien.
Starting point is 01:31:26 Tony Scott committed suicide and jumped off the bridge right there in Harbor Beach, Harbor City, you know, right there. San Pedro.
Starting point is 01:31:34 Jumped off the bridge and killed himself. And I forgot what the reason was for. But that's pretty crazy right there. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm a different, I love myself so much.
Starting point is 01:31:44 During 9-11, when I seen people jumping off the Twin Towers, I'd just figure out a way to run to that motherfucking firegrounds. That's how I feel. This is my thing. That dude has kids.
Starting point is 01:31:54 When somebody kills himself and they don't have kids, I don't think those kids, they weren't? No. They were her kids. Regardless though. And then too, look at Robin Williams.
Starting point is 01:32:03 You feel me? Yeah. Same, takes up a situation. It's just harder for me to understand when you have kids. Robin did a lot of Coke, too, though, you know what I'm saying? That shit makes you a hell of depressed.
Starting point is 01:32:11 Shit make you crazy and everything. Look, I've been through a lot of shit. I never put anything fat. Now, the other thing was, the only thing I didn't understand was how the fuck is you talking how the fuck is you at home sleep and you broke man get your ass up blah blah all the tough love shit
Starting point is 01:32:24 I embraced it and I pushed it I forced fed people on it until Duval told me that he was a strong believer these kids ain't built like that today they're not you can have tattoos on your face oh this and that whatever fuck bitch just be you know hard on the street and they're not ready for either cancel culture
Starting point is 01:32:41 depression certain shit it's a different thing that online bullying is crazy how they do people Bro, but check it out, dude. Online bullying is scandalous and all that. But real life bullying, like, that fools used to endure back in the... Did you all... Yeah, but look, but look... Wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:32:57 I guess it's bad with these kids online. But right now, like, you hear about 13-year-olds, 14-year-olds hanging themselves. No, and I guess... Yeah. They spread rumors that they did something. And there's no escape. And there's no escape. They go to the house.
Starting point is 01:33:09 He got some hot to say. Think about this. You could turn over a situation where a niggas bullying you at school. You could beat the fuck out of that, nigga. And he had never looked at you again. Somebody online, you don't have that same thing where you could like just go find them and beat them up or like whatever the fuck. Because there's no escape when you go home. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:27 Like look, you can't get a little. I get how many fucking. They have young girls. Honestly, how many death threats or real fucked up messages do you get every day? I'm built for this though. I am too. I get them all the time. That ain't nothing to me.
Starting point is 01:33:38 Look, my wife. You want me to kill myself? I'm going to kill you. My wife. My wife, every time she gets like a fucking dick picker. son to her. She's like, oh my God, blah, blah, whatever. Someone says some crazy shit. She's like, I don't know how you deal with it. And she gets on my case about certain things.
Starting point is 01:33:52 And she's like, I'm not like you. Like someone could say some really mean shit to her. And it'll be like, whatever. Some dude could be screaming at my face. Fuck you, da, I mean, I probably get into fire with them. But I mean, like, I just, I'm just, I'm not tripping. You've also been doing this for so long to where, like, you've been an asshole for so long. I have.
Starting point is 01:34:10 I've also only been the only Asian in every fucking black studio and every black record. thing and it's just been in football basketball I've always been that so I just kind of feel like you know I never had no revenge I love revenge movies but I've been like I'm gonna go find this fucking private page with no fucking profile it's always that person
Starting point is 01:34:29 following 1,700 people and zero followers yeah it's always that motherfucker talking the most greas shit but you also have a good life these people feel like they ain't got nothing shit going on for themselves you don't even know the price of a gallon of milk my brand you estimated that
Starting point is 01:34:45 be three times higher than it actually is. But to be fair, $4 might be the average in America. It's definitely going to be higher everywhere in L.A., and it's definitely going to be higher at the kind of places that he goes where he's going to get organic milk. I drink organic oat milk, so it's different. I don't know. But at the same time, I don't know what it really, I mean, look,
Starting point is 01:35:04 I didn't think that $6 was that much for a latte or, you know, for a fucking, for a coffee. And I have it every fucking day or twice a day. And I don't really think about it until you pull out your fucking app where it shows you how much you spend. every day. And one time, not to flex, everyone's like, oh man, Ben, you fucking,
Starting point is 01:35:19 man, you cap, you broke, da-da-da-da-da, whatever. And I remember one day, it's funny. John Mayer had to actually say it to me of all people. He was like, Ben, let me be honest with you, man. I think the general consensus is people don't think you're broke, bro. I'm sorry. I think they think that you actually have it, so you don't need to show it.
Starting point is 01:35:33 I don't post the cars. I don't post shit like that no more. That's white privilege. Golf shit, right? You lived that life already, though. But I did. And I think, you know, like, one time I was promoting the app.
Starting point is 01:35:44 It was one of my sponsors. whatever's called True Bill. Now they're called Rocket money. That's how I found out how much I spent on Postmates a month. So what the fuck? I posted what I spent. I don't want to find out. And when people saw that I spent 400 bands in one month.
Starting point is 01:35:56 Oh. On Postmates? No, no, no. Oh. Just credit card bills, everything, whatever. No, they were tripping. And I looked at it. And when they put down, you spend $2,300 a month on Postmates, you're spending, you know,
Starting point is 01:36:09 $800, you know, on fucking Starbucks. I'm like, fuck, bro. Maybe it is a problem. What's it called True Bill anymore? It's called $3 a month. Rocket money. Yeah. I found out.
Starting point is 01:36:17 That app is amazing, bro. I'm gonna download it right now. Ready for this? Hey, house phone. You ready for this? I'm downloading right now. Ready for this? Ready for this?
Starting point is 01:36:24 This is the best part. Let's say you want to cancel a subscription. I'm not selling it. I'm just being honest with you. Bro, let's just say, for instance, net, whatever the fuck it is. You're not hard it is to get on the phone with the fucking company, blah, blah, whatever, cable, whatever. Dog, they got a person on there.
Starting point is 01:36:38 You tell them what you want to cancel. You don't talk to me. They'll call you after they cancel it for you. This app is, and by the way, when I started it, Oh, you started it. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying that when I started on it, when I got, when I got that, I started using it, they had this thing. How much would you like to pay a month?
Starting point is 01:36:54 I gave them a dollar. So I gave them $3, right? Okay, there's no more option for that. I got grandfathered in, right? How much is it? Sounds like it. It might be like six to ten bucks, but the thing is how much you want to use it. Me and him have the full service one where everything is done.
Starting point is 01:37:08 Bro, I would pay fucking $5, $10 since that shit all day long. Yeah, hell, bro, shows you. Adam, it shows you. what your bills are coming up everything oh you have six bills do this week oh you spent too much on medical this month you did just too much you spent 30% this week compares last month
Starting point is 01:37:24 you spend that's what I like the most you spent this much less or this much more than you did last month and it compares it every month it's almost like you're a personal accountant on your damn phone but it's way better because if you don't know that's another thing too because mostly rappers are on you know watching the show bro these rappers
Starting point is 01:37:41 even the ones who have business managers they don't know where to fuck their money going and I'm always counting everything every which way. They even have a net worth area. They have a crypto thing. They just kind of look everything over. So if you feel like something's off, you go there and ain't off, bro. Really? It's on point.
Starting point is 01:37:57 And you get the emails too. So you'll see. He'll show you, like you did this, you did that. I feel like I'm being fucking cornered and forced to download this app. No, it sounds tight. I'm downloading it right now. I swear to do this. Look this. Weekly spending report is rocking money. Hi, Ben. You spent 15,119.
Starting point is 01:38:15 $19. That's 54% less than normal. Here's a kid what impacted your spending most hamburgers at a tap first pool spending report. This app is fucking amazing. Sounds amazing. Let me ask you something.
Starting point is 01:38:25 You've lost a lot of weight. Some people on the other couch here are having a little bit of an issue with this at this time. How did you approach this? How'd you go about it? Duno also has a weight problem. He has lost a lot of weight, though.
Starting point is 01:38:37 Like 50, he's actually like the only person in this office besides me, maybe, who has actually lost a significant amount. Asked the question. What's your approach to have? health and fitness at this point of your life since you seem like you've gotten a lot better shape. So, Pete Game, when I was doing a lot of drugs during the 2000s and shit and everything else, I finally got up to like 225, right? You ever buy Coke from Lush? No.
Starting point is 01:39:00 How do you know? I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I did. I was a college fucking athlete. You know, I was in good shape. And I never thought I got to that point where this was like 2008, 2008, 2009. It was the recession. I was depressed. I said, fuck this. I'm about to get super fit and everything, right? I went and found out a way to do cardio where I could do eight to 10 minutes. Someone's doing 45 minutes. I'm achieving the same thing because they're just doing it aimlessly just to feel good about running or whatever. That was crazy because I was going through the gym six days a week, eating a certain way, super clean. I lost 52 pounds in three and a half months. I was down to like 155. I was way less
Starting point is 01:39:38 than high. I looked like a crackhead, right? I let all that shit, the pandemic weight, three kids, blah blah, blah. And I finally got to probably around like 218, 2.20 again. And I was like, bro, I can't live like this anymore. There's this guy on ESPN named Swagoo, Marcus Spears, and he's on the thing. And he's talking about losing weight. And I felt like we'd have this general conversation. So I said, how did you lose the weight? And he said, I'm intermittent fasting. And I was like, what does that mean? I see this, this, this, this. He broke it down so cold to me. And in the first month or two, I didn't really see anything. Even on the third month, it was minimal. but then when it finally kicks in,
Starting point is 01:40:17 holy shit, bro. I'm down like 37 pounds right now, and the crazy part about it, Adam, is what it is, let's say, for instance, your body needs to fast for at least 12 hours, right? After 12 hours, your body really burns fat like crazy, okay? So what intermittent fasting is, if you're really extreme, okay,
Starting point is 01:40:38 you'll eat for eight hours, and then for 16 hours you don't eat shit. You can have water, You'd have black coffee, you could have straight tea. Anything that a break a fast, meaning even like a celery stick, whatever, it doesn't have a zero calories or nothing. It's going to break your fast. No bread, no nothing, okay? I could do like 11 to 5.
Starting point is 01:40:55 So ready for this here? You get asleep for part of it. Listen, bro. 11 to 5, 8 hours? I mean, I could eat within that window, right? I did 14 hours where I didn't eat, 10 hours I did eat. So what I did was from 11 a.m.? What the fuck is wrong with me?
Starting point is 01:41:09 9 to 5. Yeah, from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., I eat like, a motherfucker. Or on the weekends, I could eat from like, you know, 10 a.m. until 8 p.m. And I eat everything. Pizza, fucking whatever the fuck you think of. It doesn't matter. After that, I'll eat anything in the fucking world. And this is not capped. This is real. But at 8 p.m., it's a wrap until 10 a.m. You know what I'm saying? And the thing is, you can have as much water as you want. You can, you know, you can have black coffee.
Starting point is 01:41:37 You can't have anything else that's going to break your diet. Now, that's why I have these sugar-free things because it doesn't break it. It's kind of, there's nothing in it. I'm doing it. So the crazy thing is ready for this? I feel like I'm already doing it without trying. But there's a thing, though, if you really are good about it, boom, you're like, ah, you know what? What's one shot going to do?
Starting point is 01:41:52 Again, if you're not serious about it, that one thing put you all the way back to the beginning now that month and a half or two months, boom. You lost it. Until you really get to where you shed 30, 40 pounds, now you can start fucking around maybe, like when I say fuck around, like very minimal once in like, you know, three months or something. But what happens is at the very worst, let's say you have time changes. You're going to New York.
Starting point is 01:42:13 You're going to Asia. or whatever. You can do 12 and 12 until you get back on track. So what happens is from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m., you eat whatever the fuck you want and then you get there.
Starting point is 01:42:21 Then when you get back on track, you eat for 10, you fast for 14. That's the bare minimum you should do. Now the thing is, I'm very really on it because like, look, just so you motherfuckers
Starting point is 01:42:30 know it in cap. Another app? No. What does I say? At 8.33 p.m., what does it say? 8 p.m. Charge Tesla.
Starting point is 01:42:39 No, 333. No more food. Okay. So I have alarms, 833, I don't eat. You can set your time as whatever you want to. And then tomorrow morning at 10.30, I could have my first day. Yeah, I'm back on. So exercise doesn't matter is what you're telling me.
Starting point is 01:42:53 I mean, I do exercise a little bit, but I was never active, right? But I'm exercising quite a bit just off intermittent fasting alone, though. Because when people, when you think about bodybuilders and people like that are really in health, diet is probably 75, 80% of the reason why they got losing. It's the whole thing. It's like 85% 90%. Yeah. It's like by far the most important thing. Like you could definitely just diet and not work out.
Starting point is 01:43:12 be fine. Working out is dope because it like reinforces what you're doing and it definitely helps but it's just not anywhere near as important as diet. But I had to because none of my suits fit certain things I wanted to be and I was like man I ain't about to go back to the little John Aaron wear two X tall fucking pro clubs. I was like it got me fucked now I still wear baggy clothes but I know when I need to like I have a flat stomach finally and it didn't take that long and I was just like you know what how long are you doing it for because this dude Marcus Spears lost like 68 70 pounds. I think you just inspired me to to not eat a rice cake with peanut butter when I got home.
Starting point is 01:43:45 Yeah. Don't do it. I'm about to do this. I just want to be like, sound like. Look, it's easy to you think, but the first little bit, it's going to get annoying. The thing is, make sure you have, like, tea. It could be just regular lemon tea. No, I'm sorry, regular ice tea, whatever.
Starting point is 01:43:59 It just has to have no sugar, nothing. It has to be plain tea. Now, the thing is, I'll just start drinking more tea or more water. If you get hungry, just keep drinking more water. And you just get over it. I tried to do it once, and it was really difficult. Negative juicing? If you ever did them cold?
Starting point is 01:44:12 press juices that shit is but you get diarrhea I have a question for you what's the longest you ever went adhering to a strict diet three four months really because I feel like I've I've heard you say you're going on
Starting point is 01:44:27 dyes a few times and then you're usually in mac and chicken macaroni and shit it was always alcohol that fucked me up that's the thing so I'm so ready for this that's the fuck because that's the whole thing with it is you just have to be on a strict diet for a long ass time let me tell you that the hack
Starting point is 01:44:39 I had to have drinks with my wife's friends can't have drinks at fucking 8 p.m. You know what I'm saying? We're having drinks like, you know, like a 1 a.m. Whatever. So you know what I did? I asked my boy, I say, wait, so what happened? He goes, what you mean?
Starting point is 01:44:50 He goes, that's easy. He's like, what time you stop drinking? I was like, probably like 1.30 in the morning. He goes, okay, let's 14 hours, 10 hours, so basically now you extended your eating part. You can't eat now until so you can drink. But then now that day, let's say you drink until 2 a.m. Now you can't have anything to eat, drink again
Starting point is 01:45:07 until like fucking, you know, 2 p.m. in the afternoon. Fuck that. It's going to take forever for your hangover to go away But this is, well, water can get, do wonders. So this is the thing. If you really went three months, that's when you start feeling it, right? Like, how much do you weigh? Probably like 280, 270.
Starting point is 01:45:24 Okay, what would you ideally want to be at? 240. 240? Okay, so I think within probably four and a half months, you can get to 235. And that's crazy, right? So think, you ain't gonna, you could still have, you motherfucking Louisiana chicken. You could have motherfucking this, this and this. I'm hungry right now.
Starting point is 01:45:40 You need the fuck the part is me being on this show longer. Jesus Christ. It cuts into my eating time. This is fucking up your eating. But the thing is, when I pop up. You just, I just, I know it's, because drinking water is a task.
Starting point is 01:45:53 It gets annoying, right? You don't, people don't drink water as it is. I'm a big water fan. It's hard to drink cold water than is. I love cold water. I like room temp. Room temp. Well, room temp is easy to drink.
Starting point is 01:46:02 Cold water's hard. I like cold. Wait, does diet drinks count? No, you can't have diet drinks. You can't have diet drinks. This is the only fucking hack that I found. because it has zero nothing. And the thing is you can't just have 15 boxes of this, right?
Starting point is 01:46:14 I'm going to say, I'm going to get 20. Ben, you want to hear my meal, my game plan that has lost me like over six pounds a month for the last four months? Please. I wake up. I work out. Every day fasted. And then I eat four eggs and like four pieces of bacon. And then I have meal prep for the next two meals.
Starting point is 01:46:33 And it's just usually like a salad or like, you know, chicken with fucking asparagus or whatever. And that's it. But it's meal prep. See, yeah. The thing is, if I had meal preps, I would go back to that because it's a lot easier. Sometimes people have a hard time getting that and getting just, the hardest thing is. There's a shitload of meal prep options out there, though. There's like a million companies trying to do this now.
Starting point is 01:46:53 And they're amazing. But they're pretty expensive, realistically. And they are really expensive. And then I realized, like, I got to a meal prep thing. And I was like, man, fuck this shit, bro. I ate like three days with meal preps because this shit ain't enough, you know. You get tired as you. Get a chef.
Starting point is 01:47:07 You're rich. I do have a chef. You know what? The thing is, I just, I really want to do this because. Let's do it, love. Because you're trying to get pussy. Be real. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:47:18 It's beyond that. Fuck getting pussy. I, people say I look like Josh, right? I look like, hold on. What's wrong? What's wrong? No. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:47:27 I look like a trash. Your name is a lot. Josh doesn't want to be the butt of this. He's not. He's not. He's not. Let him land. He just took off.
Starting point is 01:47:35 Hold on. I look like a transgender job. Woo. That's not good. fucking Adams Apple. I'm like my, it's not like I can't see my dick, but it's still like, when will I see you working? Like, all right.
Starting point is 01:47:48 All right. You feel me? I'm on my King Crox man. I'm being dead ass serious. Yo, I see King Crox dick today. That's not what you want to be, bro. Multiple times. Have you seen?
Starting point is 01:47:57 No, you're soft and hard. You just played yourself. But bro, my stomach, like how you see, you feel your stomach? Yes. My stomach was, I had a spare tire. Everything was in the belly. My legs weren't that bad. It was my face.
Starting point is 01:48:09 That was the activist. Me too. And I realized how big my, and I hated it. I'm all stomach. I hated having that feeling. And I realized it wasn't that bad. It was a couple times I wanted to quit, drank water, whatever.
Starting point is 01:48:22 When it finally kicked in, I was like, holy shit, this shit's really fucking working. Everyone wants to cheat or figure out a hack or nothing. Look, that is the hack. You eat for 10 hours. You don't eat for 14. If you could stick with that for four months, I've done it for, you know, more than that.
Starting point is 01:48:39 How long? I'm at probably like five months now. But the thing is, it keeps coming off. Like there's two pounds here, there's more here, boom. And I'm like, God damn, I had McDonald's today. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It don't matter.
Starting point is 01:48:52 Because when you fast it for 14 hours, so you don't get it, though. If you set the alarms, phones are smart now. You can literally set up like, okay, every day at this time, boom, make this alarm go off. And you know at that point, all right, maybe you have a minute or two here and there, just keep drinking water or whatever it is.
Starting point is 01:49:08 Don't eat McDonald's. I know. Sounds like we can't. But what I'm trying to say is. I feel like he's like giving you guys a little bit too much of a leash on this. I'm going to go crazy. No, you can be McDonald's. Come on.
Starting point is 01:49:18 Don't start there. If you don't eat for real, I'm in dead ass serious. If from 8 p.m. to 10 a.m. You really don't eat anymore except having in the morning. You want to have black coffee. Cool. Black coffee's hard to have. I feel like everybody's doing that without trying.
Starting point is 01:49:35 Like 8 to 10 is not that hard. I mean, like, I don't. I'd be eating at like. No. I was eating fucking snacks and cooking and shit. I eat more at night, late night, than I do during the day. I could chill during the day. But bro, if you want to switch that, you can.
Starting point is 01:49:49 But then, like, think about when you sleep, you know what I'm saying? So it's like you want to kind of incorporate it with that. So if you want to set it to 11 p.m. Then start eating at fucking, you know, at 1 p.m. I mean, 11 p.m. You know what I'm saying? Now your first meal can't be until 1 p.m. You could have coffee and water in mind.
Starting point is 01:50:04 I can do that. We could also sleep a lot and we'll be straight. Just oversleep. I'll go that, no problem. I'll be honest. I'll walk up at 2 p.m. today. Let's go. If you don't lie to yourself and you keep it 100,
Starting point is 01:50:15 and you really go at least 14, and you do that, once you get to that four-month mark, on the weekends, you can go 12 and 12. So you have 12 hours, eat 12-hour whatever. You could do that once you start seeing the shit shed off. But again, I think I'm probably going to drop like another 10 more pounds.
Starting point is 01:50:32 And it's feeling fucking, it feels great. Get on meal, pro. AD, you want to go to McDonald's? Don't eat McDonald's. Yeah. Start tomorrow. Can I six? Six Big Macs, please.
Starting point is 01:50:41 Big Baller told me I can do it. I want to see you on your story with me, Donald's bag. Thank you, Ben Baller. I'm going to get in shape. You should eat good. I'm just telling you. You could eat good. I'm just saying every so often,
Starting point is 01:50:55 as long as I'm in that window, you know, but again, now to keep it 100, if you eat cleaner, let's say you did meal prep, and then you said, you know what, I'm just going to do a light intermittent fasting. I'm going to do 12 and 12.
Starting point is 01:51:09 for the next six, next year, and you have meal prep. You won't cut your weight even ten times faster. Ben Balder did the fries. Fuck, I got to go, guys. My bad, man. Show almost over anyway. Nah, let's keep going. I got to get going.
Starting point is 01:51:27 I got to go. I got a toy drive. I have a toy drive. I got to donate some toys twice to. Who the fuck needs toys that's up this late? It's Christmas. You should be doing a drive to make kids go to bed earlier. Do you see the gifts that you be giving out?
Starting point is 01:51:37 I'm going. Really? If I receive nothing else, even if I never get... I give my crazy shit, though. I give away a lot of crazy shit. Yeah? Yeah, I give away a lot of school stuff. We're broke over here.
Starting point is 01:51:48 Give us something. Bullshit, bro. Hell of. I need a gift, motherfucker. Anyway, network. Cop the Condama next week. 12.14. 5 p.m. I can't believe it was $60.
Starting point is 01:52:02 Benball and no jumper. Kandama. This shit is hard as hell. That shit is hard. The packaging. What's the little gold things? Those are the, uh, the, uh, the mountain. The wall mount.
Starting point is 01:52:10 Oh. So you open that up and it allows you to display it properly. So it's part of that. Part of the kit, yeah. Looks like a bar of soap. You can put a bar of soap in there afterwards if you want. You can match your gold grill. You could.
Starting point is 01:52:23 If you go traveling, you could take that gold case and put a bar of a green one. Irish Spring. You should do a gold beer break with it too? I know you did. You got a, you fuck with Irish Spring? I do not. That's white people soap. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:38 It's actually a pretty nice soap. I can't know. It's pretty nice. If you have zero other option, I fuck with method man now. You know the funny thing is, like I have all the little fucking, you know, method shit, whatever, boom.
Starting point is 01:52:48 But when it comes to bar so, Dove just always did me right now. Dove so. Is that a brand deal? No. No. They said, actually the funny thing is,
Starting point is 01:52:56 they said no to me. I'll be on the body watch. It's too controversial for Dove. I was too abrasive. Do you use a little bit? Damn, I never thought about that. You shave your own head? I do.
Starting point is 01:53:07 I fucking hate it shaving my head. Can I be, well, you know, funny thing. That's why your shit was on a patchy. I asked you about the fucking hair thing. I was bad at it. I'll tell you one thing I don't miss.
Starting point is 01:53:15 I'll tell you one thing I really don't miss. Getting a hair cut. Going to a barbershop. You don't. Niggies get shot to a barbershop. It's a different level of peace when you go to the barbershop. That's a cultural experience. No.
Starting point is 01:53:24 It's just going to mouth off of this podcast. I can't get, I get, like, bro. I know you'll probably think it's like, it's cap or something. Anywhere I go that's pop with Universal Studios or some shit, I get bothered, bro. Yeah. Be in a fucking chair and sit there and be like, hey, man, people. when you play people still try to play any music
Starting point is 01:53:40 I haven't been in the music business in fucking 20 years but you also are at a level where the barbara could come make a house call to you that too I just didn't I just didn't like I have a guy who washes the cars at the house and anything right it's just easy bro you know I have a fucking you know I every few days
Starting point is 01:53:54 first time I ever had the barber pull up to the studio I what you just burp care loves me you're saying I didn't burp me I'm like what I'm like what I'm at him because this you false a burp from me hitting you from here would have to be crazy It's like, this is where the hot dogs go.
Starting point is 01:54:10 Dude, the first time I ever had the barb to pull up. I had tacos a little while ago. I burnt the year face before aging. I had a ton of onions earlier. But he had onions in this. I saw that. I saw you eating that Mexican food earlier. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:20 Damn, I'm hungry now. It's fire. Wait, what time is it? Just looking at the onions, just being like, oh, my God, my fucking breath is going to stink. I'm big on mince. I don't, my breath don't stink at all. Josh. That's from deep in the ball.
Starting point is 01:54:31 Let me get a phone to charger. Yeah, go ahead. And let's take this opportunity. Let me get one. Let me go on. I like how you guys are all sitting on the little couch. It's like three men rub-a-dub-de-down. I got to get going, man.
Starting point is 01:54:42 Yeah, yeah. Hey, shots are a homie, Tommy, you feel me. Tommy. He hasn't met Tommy yet? He has not. Oh, man. From the burgers? No, we have a mutual homie.
Starting point is 01:54:52 He's in a rap group called Living Legends. Lucky I am from OG. Mystic Journeyman Living Legends. He's a good dude. Damn, you're fucking. My big bro. You really are a meth head. These fucking mince are so strong.
Starting point is 01:55:01 Yeah, these are pretty strong. Oh, no, is this meth? Meth men. Is this mess is crazy? Guys, what's that shit called again? Start a brand called meth-mets. Hey, what's that shit called again? The little white kid who got knocked out.
Starting point is 01:55:11 What was he on again? Cratum. Cratum. I'm going to look into it. Ben Baller can start again. Ben Ball or go, Cratom. Next time you're going to get your ass kicks, make sure you're on Cratim. What is an endorsement?
Starting point is 01:55:21 VVS Cratim. VVS Cratim Pins. You chew these? I don't. My mouth is on fire. Holy shit. You got a suck on. Adam.
Starting point is 01:55:30 I love you, bro, and I appreciate you having me on. I got to get on. You can dip. It's all good. Hey, Adam don't brush his teeth. That's why, bro. Appreciate you. Ben Ball is the legend.
Starting point is 01:55:39 Appreciate you. We never have guests. Yeah, we never have guests, man. Shut out the bin baller. We got the fucking condoms dropping on the 15th. As soon as I get my money right, I'm going to straight to you. Get the network gap. You fucking hype beast.
Starting point is 01:55:50 All right, bro. Appreciate you, man. Yeah, make sure Lenin or make sure Laura gets you out of here safe. Shout out to my guy, man. Make sure Laura. I got to get Ben Barter some shoes, man. What am I doing? Laura got the blicky on it too.
Starting point is 01:56:01 Where are you going at? The honorary. Where's your gun at? Oh, okay, beautiful. Wow. They took Ben Ballas strap. Wow. Vlad wouldn't let them do that.
Starting point is 01:56:11 Shout out the tone doing his job, man. I got one for you. What? That was legendary. Damn, all right. That was spreading out. That was fucking legendary. You should unplug that mic too.
Starting point is 01:56:22 I don't be like this. Damn. Double up. Hold on. Now Lush is taking AD's seat. I gave us to you, my brother. Come on, bro. Here we are.
Starting point is 01:56:30 That was fun. That was fun. He's a long-winning guy, so I feel like I didn't see the check. but I'm wondering if the chat was annoyed that we weren't getting to talk that much. I was wondering the same thing. But regardless, I enjoyed it. That was amazing.
Starting point is 01:56:42 Let's just camp out for a little while longer while we, you know, we still got plenty of energy left. I ain't driven. I started my fasting, so. Yeah, exactly. I don't have to eat anyway. Oh, I forgot to ask him do mince count. That's a good question. This definitely has sugar in.
Starting point is 01:56:57 Next morning, I'm going to have them make griddle and start my diet. Nick, I'm going to get a McGrittle tomorrow. I ain't having a long way. Let's go. No way. I haven't had a long time. I actually just started doing egg whites and eggs instead of like just eggs. So I'm making my diet even healthier now.
Starting point is 01:57:11 Egg whites are fucking disgusting. Hey, I would not that bad. You mix it with a yokelchew? You barely notice. Trader Joe's, but like, has these two little egg whites,
Starting point is 01:57:20 bro, they're fired. Egg white bites? I know what you're talking about. The craziest thing that you said was, man, I was really fiending for some egg whites. Just a moment's,
Starting point is 01:57:27 yeah. Listen, okay, so there's this fucking, this YouTube bodybuilder that I've been watching named Chris Bumpstead. I believe is his name and he's like... Is he homeless?
Starting point is 01:57:39 No, very misleading name. I'm sure he gets that all the time. No, but like literally all his videos are just him in his fucking kitchen just eating these insanely Spartan meals where he's just eating like oats and egg whites and just like the most basic shit you've ever seen in your life
Starting point is 01:57:56 and it's just making me want to fucking cut back on my calories and just go with the egg whites instead of eating all eggs. He's on steroids probably too like all the other guys. Yeah, definitely, but it's still fire. Like liver nigger. I don't go fault. Liver nigger.
Starting point is 01:58:09 He's like, but the difference between him and the liver king is that, whoa. This motherfucker's not letting himself end up in positions where he's on shows getting asked if he's on steroids. Whereas the liver king was like openly talking about it and saying how he wasn't on steroids. I'm sorry, even when the liver king was sitting there telling me that he was not on steroids, I was like, shut the fuck up. You're on steroids. I'm not blind. I know you're on steroids.
Starting point is 01:58:32 Think about it. He's selling like a whole, like a. He's selling like a weight loss program or shit No, he's selling fucking protein And all these supplements and all this kind of shit So he felt like he didn't have to admit it But like, bro, I'm vaguely familiar With what natural bodybuilders look like
Starting point is 01:58:46 And some of them look pretty good And especially if you have really, really good genetics You can look like a big fucking strong dude You don't look anything like the guys Who are winning the fucking Mr. Olympia And Liver King has like that kind of body Of like a fucking real deal bodybuilder And also the abs
Starting point is 01:59:02 Yeah. The abs, like, I'm pretty sure he had like ab etching done at one point, but he's still denying that, but... You look like his abs got abs. He got, like... Do we believe anything that he says at this point? Yeah, no.
Starting point is 01:59:14 I'm just wondering, like... It's even eating raw testicles at this point. The liver lies. I think he's actually eating all that crazy shit that he says he eats because I've seen like an eating contest where it was like him and some other dude, like eating liver side by side. And the other dude could barely fucking get it down.
Starting point is 01:59:30 And liver king was slurping it up. just blah blah blah like he was he was nuts testicles that's what nuts are right nuts are testicles nuts is a little misleading yeah the motherfucker thank too did you uh did you uh did you season them at all they did they literally so bad think about this dude they can so bad they contain semen there's literally do they hell yeah is it containing semen a reason not to consume it do they drain the semen out before that i don't want to be that strict about what i'm eating that like it containing semen is not, is going to mean Well, you don't give a fuck, that's why.
Starting point is 02:00:05 If you found out your ketamine had a little bit of semen in it, you're not going to fire your dealer, right? He's going to go. Yeah, you're going to get more. Why do you think I'm shooting up anything? I've never shot up anything in my entire life. Yeah, right. What?
Starting point is 02:00:15 You're telling them liver king lies right there. Yo, yeah, you're going to be fucked up. Yeah, but everybody has their line. Everybody has their overton window of what they'll do. And shooting up for most people is the thing they won't do. But even like yesterday, I'm talking to Sharp and Almighty, and they both said that they would never snort anything. That's their line.
Starting point is 02:00:31 You see you don't buy? Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. Yeah, no. I've snorted some shit in my days, but I never busted a needle out. I never busted no needles out, bro. Hey, listen, as far as I know, I've never played with a needle. As far as I know, those guys don't play with their nose.
Starting point is 02:00:51 Who believes in using a needle before? I really have. I believe him. I would tell you. Such an extra-ass step. You don't get to the point of using needles until you're, like, pretty fucking deep into your drug addiction. like literally on the street he was deep but he was he was not that deep right yeah but but i you're correct but bro like i'll i'll admit to so much shit i've snorted you do you do
Starting point is 02:01:11 admit to everything i've snorted drywall smoked banana peels like in juvie snorted drywall you know i mean like so no i've not played with needles you want to know the best story with thorzine you know the best story what is thorzine listen the best story of a junkie bitch that i was fucking with was that She said she was strung out off heroin. She was trying to get off it. And that her cat walked into her room and she was like delusional. And she thought that she saw little balls of heroin matted up in the cat's fur. So she peeled it out and put it in the pipe and smoked it and then realized that it was actually cat shit.
Starting point is 02:01:49 That's as real as it gets. What the fuck? You know this bitch too. No, that's hell of real. I've heard stories. I've heard stories of addicts literally watching. Walking around their rooms with a blow torch Trying to smoke to burn anything that melts
Starting point is 02:02:06 And they're like literally no matter what it is And was what? They were getting high off of it? At a certain point Like he's burning the couch and smoking leather? Anything that'll melt. You ever do that with a wood? Start picking apart like little weed crumbs on the carpet? No, but I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 02:02:20 I definitely hit like a just raw swisher one time with nothing in it. I've done that. But just tobacco. I'm going to do some. Eat optimos delicious. Listen, I'm going to do some bad podcasting and repeat a story. I've told many times, but house phone brought two bitches over my career back in the day. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 02:02:34 And they strolling a blood on the carpet. I'll roll the blood on the carpet right now. What's wrong? Oh, you mean like as the surface? On the carpet. Yeah. She was breaking the weed up on the carpet. I haven't seen anything that lit since.
Starting point is 02:02:48 I feel like I've seen worse. Shorty was doing it. Stair girls. Those were the definitive stare girl. That would be sound going to hear about the fucking stare girl. Fuck you. You weren't around. You didn't live through it.
Starting point is 02:02:57 This particular stare girl was also just. one of the most nuts of girls I've ever encountered in my entire life. One time we had a Friendsgiving party and she dumped a bowl of like gravy all over her body and poured her tities out. What's her hat? It sounds fire. That'd be it sounds cool when you put the tities out. Yo, hey, can I just say I got a treat coming for the people out there? I've spent the last five fucking, not the last five days, but I spent five hours over the last two days writing a new video.
Starting point is 02:03:23 That is basically the entire history of no jumper from day one. everything talking about all this bullshit about all these different people we interviewed and stuff it has so many gems in it and i think when you're going to record it fucker listen i am going to fucking record it is post ad era no no no this is pre ad era i think the cutoff point might be when you joined because i feel like that's kind of like modern history so i don't know if i want to go past that point you know it's crazy uh i was doing some independent research like this similarly last night i was showing my girl the like pre-ad no jumper stuff and I actually got to realize that the first episode that
Starting point is 02:04:05 you were on was this show with you were replacing me I looked at it well before his interview well no I mean the first episode of him being on the no jumper show right was it was you cam girl and I'm sorry you redacted and Adam wow so you actually replaced me I thought it was me no me you I just looked at it last night I kind of remember that too damn all this shit talking about me taking Al's job when it was really AD trying to do it the whole fucking time. AD from no nice deflection.
Starting point is 02:04:37 Huh? I was subbing. No, you were subbing in for me. I was the only other fucking employee. There wasn't many other people to choose from you. It was like very few hosts at that time. He put the best signal up. We're looking for a new host.
Starting point is 02:04:49 Now when I need a host, like there's a like Yuri was the default for a long time because he was just around. Oh, House phone's not here. You're in. Like, are you going to do the first half hour of the podcast? whatever and now there's like a bunch of people to choose from whereas at the time it was pretty but i can't say those music streams that we always do was that's a memories that was classic yeah no
Starting point is 02:05:09 facts the fact that we still do those is speaking to the music streams i will be streaming after with lush me and lush screaming tonight at shit 9 p.m. oh and on Thursday okay so on Thursday just because we you know there's just not a shitload of people to interview right around now because there's like getting to the holiday time there's not a lot of people coming to l.a we're basically doing a couple different streams on Thursday. We're going to do a YouTube stream at 2 where we basically just do news and current events and stuff. And then we're going to do a Twitch stream
Starting point is 02:05:39 at 4 where it's basically me Almighty and Lus just going back and forth playing songs that we like. Oh, that's amazing. That's the theme of it is we're just going to get a couple of homies together and just play whatever fucking music we like and talk about it. Me and Josh battle in Madden like every day. Nobody wants to watch it. Hey, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:05:57 The trash. you guys start. Flacco is going to wash you. He said that he's making you guys want quit. I ain't along. Hold on. He's nice. Flacco's dead guy.
Starting point is 02:06:04 Wait, so speaking of Flacco. Oh, of course. Yeah. Speaking of Flacco. How do we feel about the Bob-a-Lam Flacco featuring Adam 22 episodes? I just have. Before you even get into what you thought about it, what you thought about it,
Starting point is 02:06:20 the numbers say that the 4 o'clock show, which is traditionally the less ideal time slot, I would think. No, the Gina Almighty Suspect Adam and Sharp show that we did at four. Four would traditionally be like the bad time slot and six is the better one, I would think, maybe. But basically that episode did two times the number of views and the number of live viewers, more than two times. During back on fig. Think about that. Which is going to take some of the viewers probably.
Starting point is 02:06:49 Good point. But then at the same time, Flakos and Boblam and me did like half. And so that doesn't really, like I'm not a factor. Right? Because I was on both of them. So it's like... I think you might be... You're a factor and you... But I'm saying that I'm like neutralized because I'm on both of them.
Starting point is 02:07:04 Sharp is a huge draw. Let's be real. Sharp is a cheat code. Yeah. Sharp is a cheat code? Let's just call it down the middle. Yeah. So is he joining the show indefinitely?
Starting point is 02:07:12 Well, is he going to be here every single Monday? I kind of doubt it, but he seems like he's pretty hyped on doing it. But yeah, I talked to him earlier. I think Sharp would make it happen. But here's the thing. That during back on fig is kind of crazy. Now, look, I'm not... Actually, the dude, Bobbalam is cool.
Starting point is 02:07:27 You feel me? Yeah, he works out. The only thing that was confusing to me, that's what you love. The only thing that's, look like Macklemore, low-key, too. Like, hi-key.
Starting point is 02:07:36 Can we go back? Not Loki. But, um, this is a moment. These niggas can't hold it. I'm just waiting for the views to go. I'm gonna text Kendrick and post it. Sorry.
Starting point is 02:07:50 I'm fucking weird. Here's the thing. What the fuck happened to this, this underground debate show where we're talking, about summers and autumn in the new Bobbi-Lam did not really talk that much like if this was a UFC fight and you
Starting point is 02:08:04 could see like what percentage of it was me Flacco and Babelam? Bobbi-Lam was like not talking about much. Let's debate underground artists like T.I. and NBA young boy. They just did the news like the exact same thing as it would have happened normally right? I was talking to Bobbi-Lam yesterday and I was like you he was like I hate
Starting point is 02:08:20 LA. I love Miami. That's why it has to be very beneficial for him to stay on the show and I'm like well Adam and John Gosh, they're going to be very cheap with you. I didn't say that, but in my head, I was like, good luck, nigger. Because it's not like it really did that great yesterday anyway. Like, I fuck with Bob Lamb in general.
Starting point is 02:08:37 Like, I would be super down to hire him and have him live out here and work here and everything. But on camera, at least, it's not like immediately apparent that the people are dying to see him and Flacco, you know? And so now you're having Flacco's little coup where he decided to leave Gina and suspect. He's kind of like, I mean, at least based on the views, it kind of looks like it maybe wasn't the most wise decision. I mean, and like having the whole thing play out on camera where people were like, oh, fuck you, Flaco, like that was an asshole move. I think that also is kind of playing into the way that people are looking at the shows. I'm going to get them back. I'm requesting a trade on the news.
Starting point is 02:09:12 Yeah. Oh, Luscher, are you available? Well, as a matter of fact. No, but you know what? You know what? On some real, real shit. He's not joking, by the way. No, if they go in, I love Flaco.
Starting point is 02:09:25 I feel like if they go on. I like Flaco. What about Ben Baller was talking about Flacco? Yeah. We all are just snickering. He has no idea why. Sorry, what you said? But look, I feel like if they go in with segments and they actually like, you know, talk about,
Starting point is 02:09:39 oh, like this is like the new SoundCloud release of the week or fucking, I don't know, whatever. Like if they come in, they segment it and really put an effort to sticking on music and underground music topics only and like not have Adam just roast. How the fuck? there's their underground show that Little House phone's not on. We talked about Sophago for like five minutes. He's the underground king. That makes zero sense. But I understand, you know, my, you know, prior attendance problems.
Starting point is 02:10:09 No, I'm just saying. May have, may have, uh, no, no, I know, but I'm- Nobody ever even suggested that. I'm taking accountability of, of, of why that would be a thing. But if there's an underground, you feel me, SoundCloud show, it should have the underground sound cloud rapper on there, like, and it just makes sense. Listen, I don't think Boba Lamb is gonna be flying out every fucking week
Starting point is 02:10:29 to do this show. So it's basically like on Flacco to figure out co-host that work well locally, realistically with him. And if that doesn't happen, you know what I... Who knows what we're gonna do with the time slot? I'm just saying. It's kind of like the pressure's on for him.
Starting point is 02:10:45 You know what I realized though? Goddano. Flocko knew like zero to nothing about Boba Lam. So where... He didn't even know how to pronounce his name. Man, he would. I'm just like, where do he... Where was he so confident?
Starting point is 02:10:56 He would have took anybody. He wanted to get a fucking way. To get away from suspect. And that's all. He does not want to be creative. He was going to be the next pack. He was going to be the next. No credom.
Starting point is 02:11:07 No cratim. He was going to be big Kelby. He probably still has nightmares of those fists. Bro, I'm telling you. He did not want to be around him. Bro, that day that that happened, he was shaking in his boots. But real talk, he was not. I will say this, on the Bob-Lam show,
Starting point is 02:11:20 with the exception of when Adam was berating him and saying he had no bitches. Which, by the way, that, was the most reasonable conversation on the whole time. I did not exaggerate. I didn't overstate anything. That wasn't bullying. That was just like a reality check. And he still argued with you. I do. Look, I do.
Starting point is 02:11:36 What he said? You ain't put your dick in a pussy. You got no bitches. Listen, if you are religious beliefs or whatever or whatever kind of customs you want to apply by, if those make it so that you've decided to live this sexless life, good on you. But you also have to know your role is that you are a square
Starting point is 02:11:54 and you should not be involving yourself and discusses about who got bitches because you have zero bitches. His whole thing too is that like, oh, you guys are just lucky that I'm not trying. That's insane. He's like, if I start getting, if I start getting dressed and I really tried, I would have shit like that. Yeah. That's like if y'all had like all ran marathons.
Starting point is 02:12:14 And I was like, I mean, I could run a marathon. Like if I wanted to run a marathon. It's like, okay, motherfucker, the whole thing is the hard work. Or that's like, that's like all of us being like, oh yeah, like we could start our own plug talk to them. we could fuck on camera for nine hour straight. But honestly,
Starting point is 02:12:29 Flacco's not ugly. You know what I mean? That's not even what we're saying. Y'all says a wobbler. I'm not speaking on whether he's rotund. I'm not speaking on whether he's attractive or not or anything like that. But I just think that it's absolutely insane for him to say that he was. Let's keep a G.
Starting point is 02:12:47 He does almost all the patrons. He can definitely get some Patreon bitches if he put his mind to it. That is the lowest hanging. to say that maybe he could get some pussy because he has porn stars being forced to sit and talk to him and get naked in front of him. Like anyone could probably get some pussy in that environment, right? But I've heard them like, hey, I'm sitting playing around like, hey, hey, man, how like, oh, I'm fuck with him. So I'm like. But have they?
Starting point is 02:13:12 But they're going to go out like King Crook. And they think they're supposed to. They think they're supposed to. Hey, man, fine, King Crook, man. Can we talk about my man King Crook? Because apparently, listen, you all saying that he's missing? Kazumi is the X-Fact. Casumi is the devil.
Starting point is 02:13:26 Kazumi is of Satan. Let me explain for the people out there, basically. So my co-host on Sledge Lords, go check out Sledge Lords on the Adam 22 channel. Me and Danny Mullen do a funny-ass podcast every week. And we just dropped the episode with Destiny that the people are loving. So check it out. But anyway, Danny Mullen has a friend in his life. His name is King Crock.
Starting point is 02:13:44 King Crock BBC. King Crog BBC. He has a podcast with Flacco on Flacco's channel called the BBC podcast. Not anymore. well I mean for a while they did at least anyway so Danny Mullen for a while has been planning this video where King Crock was going to put his wiener in Kazumi and they were going to film it and basically make a porno right he's been trying to pull this off forever he tried to do it on plug talk before didn't work I'm not going to get into it but it was a lot of old story we've been over the best I'm sorry a lot of handjobs going on okay so I don't know exactly what happened but Danny and King Crock pulled up on her and apparently he was a lot of the handjob was going on okay so I don't know exactly what happened but Danny and King Crock pulled up on her and apparently he was was like able to get hard and was fucking. But then as soon as, uh, the camera came in and Danny Mullen was in the room, his dick proceeded to shrink and shrivel up.
Starting point is 02:14:32 I mean, I was, too almost, I was like right there though. You can see his penis on the Reddit. It's pretty cool. And wasn't also, Danny was kind of like being awkward and kind of like, Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. I mean, he's a comedian. He's got to try to make the whole situation funny.
Starting point is 02:14:46 So, but also I'm not surprised at all that. I couldn't pull this off because I've seen better men than him not be able to pull this off. So I mean, I've seen him like, essentially stroking Kazim. Well, now he's missing. Well, okay, but so after he was unable to perform with Kazumi,
Starting point is 02:15:01 the motherfucker went M-I-A. Why are we saying he was unable? I've seen him fucking on but not like, not for any like sustained period of time on camera, apparently. And so I don't know if he feels like that makes him less of a man
Starting point is 02:15:15 because realistically it's probably the hottest chick you're ever going to fuck in your life and you weren't able to perform. But apparently he's gone on the run and apparently. What do he even? mean, but he owes money to various people in the Danny Mullen universe. And if you want to head on over to the Danny Mullen Reddit, you can just read all about this.
Starting point is 02:15:31 So apparently he is kind of fucked up. Like he's like basically like owes people money and has been like doing some scale of shit and is maybe not a trustworthy guy. So apparently not being able to keep his dick hard with Kazumi was the fucking last, the last straw that broke the camel's back. Because he is on the road. I don't know if he's jumping on railroad trains, hop in, hopping flight. is doing whatever, but he's made a move. He's going to career. Nobody knows what's happening.
Starting point is 02:15:57 And the irony is that he's on a podcast called BBC. And his BC was not very B. So Flacco not only lost one co-hosts. He potentially might lose another one. Dun dun. It's rough out here. It ain't easy being Flock. He requested a trade.
Starting point is 02:16:18 And he partnered himself with a man who couldn't get hard. I think he's probably not. I feel like if you're going to go fuck Kazumi on camera, if you're going to go fuck Kazumi on camera, why don't turn the fade down? I didn't turn it down. I'm just not, I'm not, I'm not, what's up with the, there should have. Adam, Adam, Adam was watching you knock it down. Nah.
Starting point is 02:16:35 I don't think it'd be able to get hard. Yeah. There should have been. I'm not going to get harder from Adam. Do you think blue chew on deck would have been? I believe he may have consumed such a product. Man, blue chew and a honey, it'd have been cracking. I think it was on something like that.
Starting point is 02:16:46 But it didn't work, though. Yeah, but I've seen like people. Well, that's direct out of the food. I've seen male porn stars on multiple Viagra's not able to get hard on set. Because you know why? Because red in the face looking like a straight tweaker. Because it probably had like a reverse effect at that point. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:17:00 And I think me being there made it weird for them too where they're like, because this person in particular was like fanning out of me hard. Oh yeah. So he couldn't get hard because he was like. Because I was lurking. Yeah, he's like, I have to impress Adam. But I saw the funniest thing in the world in this particular incident. And I'm glad I could talk about it because it was a lot of time ago,
Starting point is 02:17:20 so nobody's going to know what I'm talking about. But I basically go outside and I'm smoking and I walk back in. And this fool, I thought he was going to be in the room fucking the girl on camera. But instead, he's sitting at the table in the plug talk house with his phone up, watching porn feverishly beating his dick, just sitting there in this chair. So he's like on set with a hot chick in the other room waiting for him to fuck her. And instead he's just like sitting there beating his fucking dick off mad Viagra, super red in the face.
Starting point is 02:17:47 I was like, damn, this is a fucked up game. Well, he killed himself. Well, I hope not. That would be a terrible, terribly exaggerated response. No, I mean, not like, literally, I'm talking about, like, because he's jacking off and too much pills and shit. I didn't tell him to do it. Like how A-Train had a heart attack. On the boys.
Starting point is 02:18:07 I just watched the boys this weekend. For the first time? Oh, I thought you talked about A-Town, the dude that AD was getting pussy for her. No. 80 was his pussy handler. You got pussy for A-Town? Yes. The birds are tripping?
Starting point is 02:18:19 Hansenex. He was his handler, dude. Josh, too. You guys had to put the condom on for him? No, no, no. That's fine. That's fire. That's a good idea.
Starting point is 02:18:29 That's some, like, 6'9 fucking academic shit. Speaking of the boys, though, and I hit up Josh as soon as I've seen it, they dropped the trailer for their spinoff, the college spin-off, and it looked like it's about to be crazy. Is it a spin-off? Yeah. What, like, A Homelander when he was in college? No, it's like the kids.
Starting point is 02:18:45 Like the Team Titans version of. I didn't even finish season two. Oh, I'm like, I'm like halfway through. Wait, it's been season three now? No, no, they have three seasons. I'm way behind. You know what I've been watching? You ever seen the show alone on Netflix?
Starting point is 02:18:57 No. They take 10 people and they just put them in the woods with nothing, just like a few tools and like a bow and arrow and shit. And they got to like build a shelter and like hunt fish and shit. You never seen naked in a phrase? Yeah, that's like naked in the frame. Yeah, they just. What the fuck is that? Bro, what?
Starting point is 02:19:12 What ass naked people they did? Well, they're not naked. Well, it's like a reality show. Is this? No. That's more your type of show. Yeah, you would like, you would like naked and afraid. You might start jacking off to it, though.
Starting point is 02:19:22 Okay. Because they're naked. But, uh, they're naked in the woods. Dude, this show's sick. A dude already quit because he had a heart attack. Bro, you need to go back. No, you need to go back and watch naked and afraid. You should let me talk about this show without talking about this stupid show.
Starting point is 02:19:35 I never heard of that. Because naked and afraid is the OG show. This literally sounds exactly like naked and afraid. Yeah, I never heard of that one. But, fuck that. You were fucking. Riding bikes in New Hampshire. No, this is literally the gentrified version of naked.
Starting point is 02:19:49 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You have clothes on. And they just caught it alone instead. One of the dudes is like a metal drummer. And he fucking got a chicken bone and put it through his nose. But this is what I'm saying. Naked and afraid, they give them even less like resources. That sounds like gentrification.
Starting point is 02:20:04 Man, you're already played rust together one day. You ever played rust? No. It sounds like that. You're naked and you have to like figure out life from like zero. For real? Speaking of Yuri and being naked, me and Potlord are doing a 24-hour handcuffed together.
Starting point is 02:20:17 Are you really? On his stream? Yeah. What the fucking? I'm gonna do it this weekend. Damn, y'all are gay as hell. Yeah, what about what? I just, I never done nothing like that.
Starting point is 02:20:27 You're gonna smash our watch. I feel like, I don't got to, I mean, wow, a couple of millionaires handcuffing themselves together for Twitch subs. That's not crazy. So I never said I was in a lot. Slot coming back to Thursdays?
Starting point is 02:20:39 Well, look, I was going to ask, can I bring him as a special guest for this Thursday? Why are you asking us? That's like, Yuri and Blasey. They don't give a fuck. Well, maybe you got to ask Blasie. I don't fucking care. Yeah, ask Blasie.
Starting point is 02:20:52 All right. He's like, no houseful. You just made it awkward for Blasey if they answered them. No, no, no. As Yeri and Blassey, like a couple days ago, they didn't give a fuck. I don't care. Wait, so, but what are you going to do when you have to shit? Have you crossed this?
Starting point is 02:21:04 I have not crossed this brief. He's like the one dude who always has to shit during the podcast. Yeah. There was a time where you went to take a shit during the podcast where me and Camgirl 100% assumed that you were on Coke. But, but, but, like, It's crazy because, like, all the time that you know me, out of all the crazy drug stories or whatever, I have never came here fucked up.
Starting point is 02:21:22 I've never done drugs or anything fucked up here. The most that you can say that I ever done was me being fucked up from the night before and being off my game. I'm seeing that bullshit. You ain't never done drugs. Even back at the old offices, old stories, I never, I never did.
Starting point is 02:21:40 I never did. Like, maybe downtown. If you had just kept the partying and the drinking and the, and the blow going through the podcast. Like, if you parted from, like, Friday into Tuesday night, then maybe it would still be, like, you would be pretty good on camera. I mean, you might die early, but, like, it would be pretty good on camera, right? Adam, what's the most fucked up you've been on the podcast?
Starting point is 02:21:58 I don't think I, I don't know. There's for sure been some calls. Oh, okay. He's been on leave for show. No, what's his name? Brandon Safranci, this skater that I interviewed while I was at Coachella. I was, like, doing Coke, off the fucking toilet, drinking. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:12 I think I had taken a little bit of muscle. I like this guy. And I fucking did so much drugs that whole fucking day. And that was like early in the day that I interviewed him. But when I went and watched it, I couldn't really tell. But I have glasses on. I think that's the only time I've ever been on something like as extreme as Coke on camera. Like back in the day, there was maybe a couple times like real early on where I take like a quarter zand to do a podcast because I was anxious.
Starting point is 02:22:34 A quarter zan. Yeah. Yeah. But I was, you know, quarter, well, maybe a half. Wait. So what are you looking at? No. Ricket.
Starting point is 02:22:43 No. Did you not hear that earlier when Ben was talking? There was a cricket? It was so bad, bro. I didn't hear it. No, listen, me, I looked over at you. I thought you could hear it. Ben was talking about something, and I just hear the cricket going crazy in my ear.
Starting point is 02:22:56 What the fuck? And I'm like, where the fuck is this cricket coming from? Lusch thought it was a shadow people calling him back. You mean it's not? Yo, crickets invading the office would be crazy. Nah, bro. I can't believe y'all. Okay, somebody needs to watch the show back afterwards.
Starting point is 02:23:10 And if y'all can see, if y'all can hear the crickets, drop some crickets. You can hear them in the mic. I heard it in the headphones. But that's what we get for not fucking watching the chat because we probably would have known way earlier.
Starting point is 02:23:20 I thought I was tripping. I thought the shadow people were coming after me. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, this is for sure a cricket. It's actually the crickets
Starting point is 02:23:26 came for when I tell jokes that don't land. Like just right now. Yeah, I thought y'all niggas had like the little NPC thing. Oh, they stole that shit for me. The soundboard. I thought you had a soundboard
Starting point is 02:23:38 pressing the crickets button. I asked for it. The soundboard era was a, was a, wild era. It was fun though. I think honestly the thing that made the soundboard era not that fun to me was just the fact that everybody on the show would laugh like really hard at the sounds like every time which I've watched other shows with our soundboards and it's like people like fresh and fit everybody doesn't just laugh at their asses off. Well it's because they use it so much.
Starting point is 02:24:01 Every time you guys did the dun dun like somebody says something incriminating it would result in like five seconds of laughter which to me at a certain point just kind of feels like it's like filling the timeline out a little bit too much. Speaking of sound effects that AD uses on his show, let me be the Lushigator real quick. Oh, let's go. Let's go. When I pop up.
Starting point is 02:24:23 So, we're not going to even talk about that yet. I don't know if we are. But first of all, man, pun was talking greasy about the boy yesterday. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Like, he called you a bitch. I seen the Reddit put. He didn't call him no bitch. I mean, he said, now listen.
Starting point is 02:24:39 He said you'd be acting like this. Adam, Adam is one. the main people who'd be like, do something, let's get over it. He's been sending shots at pun for like two weeks now. Yeah, yeah, but I think I believe what I said. You're like, I really thought it was like inappropriate for him to ask that question. Now, we might never have a situation again like where that comes up like that. But, I mean, he didn't, he didn't respond to my allegations of that being like inappropriate
Starting point is 02:25:03 or shitty to do that to somebody that you're like almost sort of in business with or whatever that, you know, I'm not in business with him, but I'm doing business with you and he's doing business with you. To me, him trying to like instigate that situation was fucked up. The only reason I haven't even hit him up about it is because I don't want to make another fucking video talking about me because
Starting point is 02:25:20 he's going to fucking. No, but he told, this is all content, he came to backstage and said, Adam, you know, we look, I'll fuck with you.
Starting point is 02:25:26 I fuck with him too. That's why I was mad when he did that. It's just joke. But see, one, one thing that people don't know is that Adam and Josh literally have text message where they're like, we're going to be ops for the fucking month and shit like that,
Starting point is 02:25:39 correct? A little bit of, joking around about how we were going to fake beef. They fake beef. So that's a while ago, though. Now it's over with you. No, but what do you, what do you do if Adam is like, this is like the third or fourth interview and he's like, oh, there's some,
Starting point is 02:25:54 first he says his name, they says some people, they just can't make their own content and they're doing this and they have to do that. Nigel, you throwing shots. So he had to come. He definitely had it coming. I always said the same shit. No, I mean, I fucking, I don't blame him for what he was saying because realistically, I was putting in my opinion about his.
Starting point is 02:26:10 behavior out there into the world so he could fucking respond to it however he wants. And then multiple times when you got the nigger number, you can literally be like, hey, bro, I don't like what you did and you have a conversation with it. But he's talking about he don't want to make content out of it. I mean, hey, this is how I do my art. But if you told pun, like, hey, I really don't appreciate what you did. Yeah. You're about to make no content out of that.
Starting point is 02:26:29 We ain't going to talk about that. And to be fair, just like, you guys posted a clip that you guys removed like real quickly after. When? I think there is a community clip, like regarding. Oh, oh, that's the worst. Yeah, yeah. But that's the editors, though. I don't upload nothing.
Starting point is 02:26:43 But y'all decided to take it down, is my point. I didn't. I woke up and people were in the real. I've seen you using your community clips Instagram to spread fake news about Parker taking over the Hill Chumper office. Once again, I don't post on community clips. The only thing that I post on my page is I edit my own vlogs. So when people would be like, you need a better editor.
Starting point is 02:27:07 That's fucking me editing the blogs. And I upload that. other than that, I don't upload nothing. I take notes while I'm doing the show and I send it to the editor and they make it. And that was definitely one of the notes. I could definitely have like hit pun up and had the conversation with him.
Starting point is 02:27:20 But I also feel like he got up in front of like a thousand people and had that conversation knowing it was going to be broadcast to everybody on the fucking internet. And then you went and put the video out anyway. What? Yeah, because we came to an agreement that we did not have at that time. But then, but look, you got to snap. That could have been damaging.
Starting point is 02:27:36 No, but I can see if it was. But that's content to him. I can see if it was new. information that, okay, you're wrong if you bring out new information. But if Kelpie goes on there and he says, hey, I got hit and people are sitting there saying that and everybody is making videos about it and he's asking a question that the chat is saying, and I'm not saying nothing about it. T.R.R.'s not saying nothing about it. We all acting dumb when it comes to the situation. That's not new information. Do you think that if suspect had smoked Kelpie that day and
Starting point is 02:28:02 we were all trying to keep it quiet, that pun still would have done that? No, we don't do this. We don't do that shit. Come on, bro. That's a whole other situation. The thing is, though, There was a lot of speculation, but that's kind of what it was. Yeah, because Kelpie was dealing with people about it. But where did it? None of us were talking about it. But he intentionally went out of his way to put it on blast in the biggest way that he could by fucking saying it at the last show. But where did it?
Starting point is 02:28:26 Was it any new information? The nigga literally said, hey, Adam, what's up with the Kelpie and Almighty shit? That's all the nigger said that everybody else been asking for three to four days prior to that. When they ask AD who's actually for no jumper, do you know anything? about Kelpie? I'm like this. Nope, don't know nothing about it. See, real, do you know anything about Kelpy?
Starting point is 02:28:44 Nope, because you said you didn't want that shit to get out there. I knew how serious it was. Now, if you're reading what the chat is saying and they're spamming, talk about the almighty kelpie shit. Talk about the almighty kelpie shit. That's what pun does. He calls itself the voice to the chat. So if the voice of the people keep spamming the shit and he says,
Starting point is 02:29:01 hey, AD, what's up with this shit? And I say, this shit, hey, it ain't nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. Nica, it's done right there. The reason I have. Other than that is speculation. The only reason I had to lushtagate was because there was a lot of activities on community yesterday. So not only did we have it, we also had, you feel me?
Starting point is 02:29:19 It's a lot. There are ski fingers going and I am sandwich. Surviving the pop-up. And honestly. Premiering exclusively on caffeine. And honestly, like I told ski, I knew that this shit was going to happen from day. That's why the fans were paying such close attention to it because they knew it was going to fucking go down like this. And then two people hitting me up like,
Starting point is 02:29:39 you couldn't invest in your brother and did this shit dude i'm like i'm like i'm like nigger that that's you know the amount of shit i do for my family and including ski and all my brothers and sisters yeah i don't even i'm not gonna talk about it i'm never gonna talk about it yeah when my brother was coming to me and he says hey i got somebody that's what to do this this this this this and this i'm telling them i'm like sounds good you got to make sure you have all your ducks in order but it sounds good because i'm like you have a duck that's a sane adam i don't i don't I don't think that somebody is going to sit there and buy this, this, this, and buy this spot and do all this stuff and give you ownership of it.
Starting point is 02:30:18 It didn't make sense to me to begin with. And I said, okay. Wait, but was Kiki was under the impression that he was going to have 100% ownership? No, 30%. Oh, wow. He said he was told 30%. Which makes sense because we wouldn't even know about the pop-up if it wasn't for Kiki. Don't forget about Lupa and O'DM Slim, who.
Starting point is 02:30:38 are also signed to the pop-up now. Now, now, shout out to them. Did that start from Key? You're right, though. Nobody would be talking about it wasn't for Keene. I'm glad they're doing their shit there. You feel?
Starting point is 02:30:47 And the no-jad of Reddit, realistically. Yeah, really, really is the, they need to thank the Reddit. It wasn't just, it was the Reddit. Beyond all that,
Starting point is 02:30:54 I'll say, because I've chopped it up with Rick and Ralph extensively. They're, they're both real cool, to be honest with you. Despite this issue, you know, skis my dog.
Starting point is 02:31:05 Yeah. And then we're family like a week ago, you feel? Yeah, yeah. having Thanksgiving together. Literally. And that's the weird thing.
Starting point is 02:31:11 But even back then, I told him, I said, look, if the business is right, if they're really going to give you 30%, go get it in paperwork. You have to have that in paperwork. And then he's, and, you know, he said he talked to him and it was like, oh, no, we're going to do this shit on a handshake. Now, like you said. They told him that? This is what he's, this is what I was told.
Starting point is 02:31:28 There was no, there was no paperwork. It just makes no sense. Why would they give him 30% if he's not investing any of the upfront capital? And that's not like this. But did he? I mean, I'm saying like, They were getting like 500 views when they let them go, right? I mean, but what I'm saying.
Starting point is 02:31:42 But even that 500 views came from ski. I'm just saying 500 views ain't going to get you too far. No, regardless, like, look, like, Not everything is no jumper. I'm just saying, no, obviously, ski brought a lot of value to the situation. Sure. And brought, um, you know, you were.
Starting point is 02:31:57 Nobody from no jumper would have went over there. If it wasn't for ski. However, those. It wouldn't even be on our radar. Those dudes put up a lot of dough. You feel me? Like, that's a sizable investment that needs to be respected.
Starting point is 02:32:07 And which I understand. But see, even yesterday, when I'm, like, when I'm seeing all the shit and they're saying, oh, he scammed somebody. And then when we pull up, the nigger got an interview on the page. And I even talked to the kid today, too. So how is that a scam then? Yeah. But he didn't really scam that kid as much as he scammed the dudes who owned the business, right?
Starting point is 02:32:24 But how is it a scam? Because he took money and didn't tell them, right? No, that wasn't the thing. Well, yeah, well, I don't think that they knew about that. Yeah, they were pissed that they felt like they should get that most or something of that money. That's understandable. No, that's understandable. But he's looking at it like, all right, y'all going to give me 30%.
Starting point is 02:32:43 And he's telling me we made so much money on his YouTube shit. I'm like, I don't think y'all made that much money that you're telling me. I'm keeping it real with him. So he's like, they're holding money from me and I haven't got paid for it. So he's trying to, he comes up. He's trying to make some money on the side of himself. He's trying to survive. And then he's like, hey, and right before the bullshit happened, he asked me.
Starting point is 02:33:04 He said, what do you think about me doing the Patreon? I was like, I don't think that you should, you know, if you're going to put the pop pop up. Like porn Patreon? Yeah. Yeah. It was Sprinkle freak. That's surety. I'm mind blown.
Starting point is 02:33:16 That channel has maybe what, like 50,000 like total views. I don't know. They probably aren't even monetized it. And even if they are monetized, 50,000 views, it's like, what? That's like 500 bucks. It's not a lot of money. They are monetized. I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 02:33:30 But you got to get the views for it to be, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. But when he said that he was going to do the Patreon, I told him, I said, hey, listen, if you're going to do the Patreon, don't put the pop-up on there because they're going to want a piece of that. As they should, if that's their company, they invested in that shit, they're doing that.
Starting point is 02:33:47 He's like, no, it's going to be separate. I'm like, well, but he's going to film it at the pop-up. I'm like, do it on ski TV, if that's what you want to do. It's just, you know, it's just really unfortunate that that it deviated like that because, like I said, you know, we all love Kiki. We know he's a great guy. And them, them dudes are good, and they went into that with good
Starting point is 02:34:06 intentions like even when uh what was being said yesterday as far as like they back door to kiki to holler at me and dizz about shit like it all like it wasn't like that at all but you know but you confirmed that that did happen like no it wasn't like that though you feel like like we when i was over there at the spot met those dudes and it was cool and we started chopping it up and whatever situation came to fruition because we were talking about some battle rap shit is what it was okay about having them put up some dope or some battle ralps shit you're gonna battle ralphs you're gonna battle ral not sure. Exactly, bro. Yeah, but that's completely separate, though.
Starting point is 02:34:40 We wound up deciding to, you know what I mean, like to not go ahead and pursue that. And even, even them, I don't know them like that, so I don't even know, like, the whole situation, what was said, so it would be wrong for me to be like, oh, fuck them or whatever, like, I don't know the situation. He was going to get
Starting point is 02:34:56 included in anything, like, and he knew that. But I guess he could have been the host of the battle. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He, like, they definitely had, it wasn't no backdoor shit, them hollering at me on the street now. What do you think his next, act is going to be. Do you think that maybe he's going to start the Onlyfans and his Johnny Cochering persona will
Starting point is 02:35:12 survive? He should. Johnny Cochering was a great idea on there. But even before this, I told him, I said if you want to stream, I let you use my place. At Tuesdays, you can, you could do it. He didn't want to do it. It's like, okay, what do you want to do? So now
Starting point is 02:35:28 shout out of Ski TV, go subscribe to that. You know what I'm saying? He's going to put out content, support him. But even the text message that I've seen yesterday, I was like, that is kind of strange. It was like they was doing it and a nice way to get him to fuck on. Get him to fuck on.
Starting point is 02:35:43 Because they basically wanted the owner said, oh, I can't do it no more. With the other owner in there, I can't do it no more. You know, you know, congrats to both of you guys. Yeah, peace both of you guys. I'm shutting down the whole thing. We're changing the locks.
Starting point is 02:35:58 There's no pop up no more. And then they were streaming like the next day. And then they streamed the next day. Wow. Do you think, I forget what I was going to say There's look at the end of the day There's a lot of shit that probably
Starting point is 02:36:12 We don't know about it But at the end Look I wish both parties Do the damn thing You feel me Skiy do the damn thing At the end of the day Oh I was gonna say didn't they strike his channel
Starting point is 02:36:24 Oh yeah he got two He got two strikes for that shit too What? They strike his channel twice For what? Are you sure? He was offloading shit That was originally on their channel
Starting point is 02:36:32 They had one of the owner's names on the thing. But don't it say that still when you get like a content ID strike? Yeah, it tells you it. It'll still say where it came from, but it doesn't necessarily. Yeah, but that means somebody manually did that. Oh, they manually did it. For sure.
Starting point is 02:36:46 But like I said, I don't know the situation. It's wrong for me to be like, I'm listening. I'm a rock with ski right or wrong. Regardless. But it's wrong for me to sit there and be like, oh, y'all did him wrong and did that without me getting the full shit. So I'm just, you know, chunk it up. Y'all did y'all.
Starting point is 02:37:00 Y'all do your shit over there. He'd do his shit over there. Shout out to Lupay. Shout out to ODM. Shout to all them. They're doing that shit over there to pop up. Tiny gun, you feel me? And I'm pretty sure Ski wants, like, those people to do well over there, too.
Starting point is 02:37:11 You know, bro. I mean, unfortunately, ski going through a lot. He's been going through a lot. You know what I'm saying? I honestly wish that people would kind of just take a step back and just realize that, like, man, like, we're all human beings at the end of the day. We all make mistakes. We all do shit probably not the best way.
Starting point is 02:37:31 And nobody's perfect. Just a way that they be on my. niggas ass is like bro ski my nigga a break ski like when I for and I say this several times when I first came to no jumper he was like one of the people that really made me feel welcome like before anybody
Starting point is 02:37:45 and still to this day nigga if anybody in this room was in trouble that niggas come running from for you guys you know what I'm saying yeah no that's the fact even like if you like if you watch the vlog he literally just said what's better no jumper or the pop up he said no jumper
Starting point is 02:38:01 even yesterday he's like I'm pro no jumper still So it's like, nigga, nigger, nigger still got love for everybody in this fucking room. Unfortunately, all the bullshit that happens with that shit, then I can't be mad at it. Nah, and like literally, though, like, ski, a lot of people that came to No Jumper earlier this year, that's their memory is going to be of him. Like, ski, Laura, you feel me, like the people that are just putting it at work at all times over there. Like, so, except for when he needs a break. Laura's like, leave me out of it.
Starting point is 02:38:30 Laura said, not me. Laura, being in the background of all the episodes, I feel like really... Shout out to everybody who always has to screenshot at any time
Starting point is 02:38:39 you can see Laura in the background. They're out there. I see y'all. Can I get a break? Can I get a break? That's the best. That's classic.
Starting point is 02:38:48 That's the best. That's the best meme that came out of there. You know what? I felt it. I felt... You felt me? You're the wrong guys.
Starting point is 02:38:56 Can I get a break? I could use a break, man. Couldn't use a break, man. Can't use it. Can't let me get a piece of that Kit Kat bar. Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.
Starting point is 02:39:10 That was a perfect time to say Kiki bar. Pause. King Krook's loss. You wouldn't munch on Kiki's bar. Yo, pause, bro. Hey. I can get a boner. I ain't King Kroc.
Starting point is 02:39:25 Yo, but my dick still got Kazumi's lip glass. Lush is so fat. I never seen Cuck. I'll put it out on Kazumi, but I couldn't, I had to get soft. When I was in second grade, I was listening to Chris Cross. Shit, but I'm way too fucking old to be on TikTok. You way too old to be TikTok, but I'm as big as Rick Ross. Facts.
Starting point is 02:39:49 I listen to Summers. I ain't listening to no Christian rock. Me and Ben Baller just made a condama. But I chopped that pussy up like Benny Hanna. The shadow people calling for me. Now I'm smoking Dottie Lama. If I can't shoot you, I'm going to stab you with a katana. I'm a...
Starting point is 02:40:12 I ain't going to do no fruity shit like Jeffrey Dahmer. Keep AD away from your mama. He's family is with the Clintons, but I'm with the Obamas. AD might pop up, but the pop-up with the chopper. Montclair Christmas sweater on, but it ain't Christmas. Mm-hmm. Housephone, all you got is dick on your wish list. Ooh.
Starting point is 02:40:36 And even though I'm broke as fuck, I'm still gifted. And I heard you was on Plug Talk with a limp dick. You watch Plug Talk so much you get syphilis. Listen, I ain't King Crock. And I heard you be fucking out as porn stars. You got a sick dick. A sick dick? What you're talking about?
Starting point is 02:40:56 You a knit wit. Sounds so much like nigger. Him biscuit. How do you do porn but you still can't find the clitoris? Oh. My girl almost shaved hers off. I'm on Baywatch, but I ain't David Hasselhoff. But I'm at the crib jacking off to the McIntosh.
Starting point is 02:41:16 Oh. You was jacking off to the Olson twins. Mary Kate and Ashley, you know them. Twins. You know them twins. Yeah, for sure they thick. actually no they're thin No I was like they're about to die
Starting point is 02:41:33 I need the double dose twins They're about to cry Double dose Man I'm fucking hos That are right next to each other That means they're juxtaposed I feel like flaco
Starting point is 02:41:46 I got all the hose Back in the day I used to be a juggalo Now I juggle hose Back in the day you used to stuff your nose You was the salesman AD pull up to the spot and he'll smoke your mailman. Like he's bird man.
Starting point is 02:42:07 You seen baller blocking? Water block. I'm baller talking. I got a swollen cock and I might call up Johnny Cockering. Swollen cocking and me and Houseworn and AD are on the couch like the three bears. Where's Goldie Lockson? Stay away from Goldie Locksend because you got a. charge from playing with Polly Pockock.
Starting point is 02:42:30 When I look at y'all, I just think, Rub a Dub, Dub, three men in a tub. Damn, this shit is a dub. Polly Pocket, man. Good callback. Polly Pocket, Kanye West be like, nah, I don't believe in the Holocaust shit. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:42:49 Speaking of what we're doing tomorrow at noon, the country's leading white supremacists is coming here soon. What? He's already here sitting next. beef. You just exposed the whole platoon.
Starting point is 02:43:04 The niggas said vasectomy. The niggas said next to me needs to snip that dick at him you need to get a vasectomy. I'm sweaty because I've taken so much ecstasy that it feels like
Starting point is 02:43:16 meth to me. Because Zumi's like, damn, King Crock, why you can't get a record with me? Tomorrow at noon, we're going to be in here with Kanye sitting next to me. Wait, are you?
Starting point is 02:43:25 We, um, let's go. We go. Are you joking, right? Wait, what?

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