No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 177

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I never thought that happened. You know what it is. He doesn't know my potential, my talent. Nigga, you are, you asked in the group check. I didn't want to say. Yeah. I don't see what he's going to keep it real. Because he asks, he sees my potential.
Starting point is 00:00:13 No, but look. No, but look. No. That's got because I asked, he said no, but then he could have anybody else to fill in. He knew Almighty was here. He knew Gina was here. Honestly, I pissed. It wasn't Kelsey, personally.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Kelby or Kelvin? From acting, he's a fuck. Hey, I don't know. I don't feel about him calling everybody a bum but you and Tiro. He's a song. You guys ready? Oh, we're not putting me in. None.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Okay, yeah, let me know. I'm going to get at you. Ready. For what? I'm going to say, at the end of the no jumper show. At the end of the No Jumper Show. At the end of the disconnected, no jumper show. Ah, yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:00:55 As you see, 22 is not here. Academias hasn't been to Trump somewhere. We lost our leader. Oh, my God. He's not here. 22 is not here, but Mr. 22 years old is here. Yeah. He sees your potential.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Exactly. That's why he replaced him today. Yeah. Wow. We lost our homelander, man. We definitely lost homelander. Don't say nothing because I'm only on the second season like halfway through. I was really about to see that.
Starting point is 00:01:23 I know. Thank you. Are you on the boys yet? Nah, fool. Should I be? Bro, I'm not going to lie to you. You know who's here now and now is fool? You don't be saying fool.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Yeah, he's cap-bored. I think he does. He does. What's up, man? How are you feeling? Wait, no, listen, anytime Laura's in the background, I love her ad-libs in the background episodes. I'm not going to lie. Laura's one of my favorites here.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Shout out to Laura. Laura Fire. Everybody. No, no, no, no. So good. Hey, he's so bad. This is my, I come in peace. Does his cap being?
Starting point is 00:01:55 Does his cap-posed? Is that his cap-poles? I was like, I was like, because he was talking about community best episode yesterday. That was the best episode. Listen, I was like, why ain't Gina never going? He's like, she could come. She can come whenever she wants. She called in.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Ava, who's the best of talking with their hands here? Let's keep it to stack. You love you. Yeah, for sure, for sure. It is. Sure, sure, sure. But yeah, okay, so. You got to illustrate it.
Starting point is 00:02:20 You have to put the emphasis on it to let people know you really serious. The, what's like a talking about the chicken. You got to add the season and on the chicken. And you need to add some ice cubes to the Sprite. You feel me? Take it to the next level. All right, so we get right into it. Yeah, well, let's talk about the community
Starting point is 00:02:36 episode last night. My guy, Big Hackman, he caught all y'all niggas' bums, man. Oh, shit. You know how I'm saying? He says you knickers is bums, man. There's several select few. But really, what I want to know. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Hold on, hold on. I ain't going to start like this. Because AD loves it when it's not about it. He's happy that daddy academics to card them out to the South. Daddhdemic. Daddy dimmys. Yeah, because he loves, he loves his narrative that him, Terell and Sharp are the best. No, wait, I didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:03:03 No, but you love it. What do you mean? What do you mean? But I want to know. Anybody would love being put on a pedestal. Anybody that gives, gives, gives, just do. I'm gonna take it. I didn't make that.
Starting point is 00:03:14 I wouldn't turn it down. Eddie, how does it feel for you to be given props by ACC when, you know, your teammates are getting shitted on? How does it feel? Amazing. No, but also, no, but on some real shit, even before I got here, I hit up AC, I'm like, what's the deal? You feel me?
Starting point is 00:03:33 Like, I, flaco, man. I just like he had a bad day yesterday man just in general just in general why what happened on the monday show you can't crack a thousand for a thousand view well i wasn't gonna say all that but i mean oh shit wait wait wait wait don't make somebody have a bad day wait wait i seen the screenshot that it was like i don't know at 600 or something but that probably was when it first started i'm assuming right it peaked at one point thank you josh i was what to say i don't think that is why is dude no no no look at me man i'm chilling i'm chilling too it peaked in a point in We should take a peek at this ad.
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Starting point is 00:05:39 Mm-hmm that one is real so what did you like you lifted your sack up and then just put it in the guch or did you know After after after you're sorry you dry it up you know you just moist Right you got to use the ball of spolietter first Oh my man get the dead skin off the you know I mean I got no dead skin on my balls I gotta get the dead skin man Must it's just smooth no wait but is she gonna taste it when she look it's definitely gonna taste like ball deodor is No you have to wash it off No, no, no, the deodorant?
Starting point is 00:06:06 Who cares? The deodorant? I want to wash the deodorant. I want her to stay as long as possible. You feel me? When she, when she RSVPs to the party, I want her to arrive. This is what I think you should do. And leave late.
Starting point is 00:06:17 I think, I think if you, if you hit the, the pubic area with the deodorant, so your whole region smells good, but you don't actually have it on the ball. So when she starts sucking your balls, it don't taste like deodorant in cologne. That is the good to odorant around your armpit and not. yeah the direct area that you're supposed to i was trying to save her from having fucking deodorant balls i was like cleaning like the front of your shoes but you know your jeans are going to touch the back so you don't yeah had a dirty ankle yeah that's crazy my ankles is clean all right but enough about the balls for to talk about your daddy academic go ahead continue man man bro flaco man i'm like he had a bad day man okay so he had a bad day man
Starting point is 00:07:02 And Flacco brought a lot of negative attention on all of us for that. Yeah, but definitely. He like, he sure did. That's a janky, fool. No, you know the thing is, is that I understand, bro, if you think about it, every time academics and had a problem over here, what was it from? It's the same shit every time. It's literally been the exact same reason.
Starting point is 00:07:20 The same exact thing every time. Somebody that flaco talking to somebody. No, it's not just Flaco. It's somebody is invited on this platform that he don't fuck with. No, to shit on him. It's not necessarily. you don't fuck with him but it's like okay if that's okay prime example it's like say pun for example I go somewhere pun you feel me somebody I bring up pun you
Starting point is 00:07:43 I'm saying and pun is like you my own boy you're asking people who don't like me about me and they're saying bad shit about me and they're on this platform and it's almost like is I think he feels like it's to the point to where you are interviewing people on purpose mm-hmm so come on here and talk shit about make the tag line I think Okay, okay, okay. So for people that don't know the context, can you tell him about who came on here? Okay, so it was his guy named Saint the Center and Fraud's name. Yeah, and Flacco interviewed him and Flacco asked him about academics. But and then he proceeded to talk about academics. So once again, this goes back to the, you know, the Selena situation.
Starting point is 00:08:20 It goes back to like a couple other people that come on this platform. And when it comes down to it, like when the 16 shot him shit happened, academics was the first person to have. Flacco's back. You know what I'm saying? He's like, man, what? Don't let nobody spit on him. He was telling me, AD, you letting somebody spit on him? Like, he had Flacco's back. He's like, he had chat nigger. He's one of us. He had his back. And then, you know, like, how to think about that? He's been having, he's been, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Letting us call in to his stream. Flacco has been on his stream multiple times. Nigger me too, but that nigger, that shit helps us, bro. It doesn't help him.
Starting point is 00:08:56 But is, you know what I'm saying? It's deeper with Flaco too, which I understand why he would be even more mad. That's his idol. Bro, flaco's entire manorisms, his lingo, like his style, like his style of, like the way he reports shit, everything. His slang that he uses. Everything about him is based off of academics. His based off of that.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Okay. So wait, wait, wait. So he should be the first person that would know that academics wouldn't appreciate bringing his, not even his op, just a niggia to come on here to trash talking. And then two was about being a real nigga at the end of the day. If that's somebody that you fuck with, especially somebody that you have respect for, that's your idol, at least be like, hey, how are you going to feel if I do this? Well, apparently Adam did that. No, Adam told, Adam apparently told academics like, hey, he didn't have nothing to do with that.
Starting point is 00:09:46 You get what I'm saying? So Adam tried to wave the white flag before it even came out. Well, if Flokin wants to interview the guest, Adam ain't going to sit. I don't think Adam looks at the schedule and he knows everything that's going on. To be fair, though, like to interview that guy and not bring that up, is. somewhat but why even but that's faulty journalism if you're not no it what I would do if I was in Flacco situation I would have brought him up and defended back vocally in that context but if you know that's what you do but if you know somebody is going to
Starting point is 00:10:13 bad mouth you and nigger that's that's literally the headline that's that's part one on the headline if you know somebody's going to bad melt your fucking idol you feel me but that's like literally like like like almighty's the homie sharp's the homie uh I had I had a little function the other day Lupe came through with O.G. Suicide. Of course, I'm chopping up with O.G. suicide and I'm like, yo, so what's good with Almighty? Is there any issue? Was good with Sharp? Is there an issue? I'm not going to, like, not address it. And I'm not going to do it in a way as to where I'm going to allow somebody to shit on the homies. Yeah, but I feel like, especially everybody that's right here. Yeah, I was like, hold on, not O.G.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Suicide. I was so confused. I was so confused. I was like, yeah, I was going to let it just right. I was like, no, no, my episode of OG suicide. I had dropped today. No, no. It was fire. Shout to big bro. I met ODM Slim. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:07 I met ODM Slim, you feel me? Okay. So I had to ask him about that. Okay, but let's be honest, bro. With somebody so opinionated and loves to talk about everybody else, you cannot expect for people not to talk about you. And I totally understand if Flocko got that guy and was like, hey, come on here and let's make this headline and let's just talk about you not liking academics. Well, I'm saying, what? What do you have to have?
Starting point is 00:11:30 I mean, I don't know. I don't know who the other guy is. That's what I'm saying. I know, but I- None of us do. But do know, me and you and all of us at the table, we got enough respect for each other. Like, if somebody got a problem with you and nigger, for one,
Starting point is 00:11:41 I'm not gonna bring him on community, you feel me? And two, if you said, oh, it was cool, I'm not gonna ask you, ask him about you if that's the case. It was like, because if you're my homeboy and I got respect for you, you're not about to get on my planet on- and shit on my home boy. So you're not bringing Crip Macon community when he get out? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:11:59 I'm saying would you bring Crip Mac on community? No, that's the homie though, but you tell me. You also don't want that nigga home. Okay, but let's be honest. Everybody can't come to the crib of him. Yeah, everybody can't come to the house, bro. Okay, but let's be honest. You think, okay, yeah, he defended him with the 60 shot of him,
Starting point is 00:12:15 but he defended him over viral shit. We've all had our opinions about Flacco, and he never one made a whole video just talking about the simple fact because me, you're my homie. So the smallest thing would have bug the fuck out of me. I would easily be like, you know what, that's not cool. whether you're wrong right or wrong don't pick and choose when something is viral and it's specifically about you to make pull that card the oh well you let him talk shit about me because
Starting point is 00:12:38 academics have said plenty of things about adam and his wife and we've and you've sat there and had a conversation with him on the phone and he just said something yesterday so are you gonna stop talking academic and it goes back to this if adam sits there every time i say adam what's the deal adam will tell you he like no i'll talk to him already he cool he said this he said that if Adam cool anybody nigger then okay cool it is what it is let's be real act is take that back is on act is low key Debo you feel me Debo Adam debo of the podcasting world he is marking fools the fuck out fools don't
Starting point is 00:13:13 want no smoke with academics on some like so you call an Adam a mark in that situation demoted he was like this who who the guy knocked out by debo red all right he said My granny gave you that change. Wait, wait, so. No, but y'all know Adam is not confrontational, bro. He's not, but like, at what point are you going to, like, this man is talking about your... Dog, he's talking about the mother or your kid.
Starting point is 00:13:41 That's when you were like, hey, bro, me and you on the same level as link up in the alleyway and beat the shit out of each other. Yeah, but it's not even a joke anymore. I feel like, but also feel like... It just feels like he's been feeling this way about, bro, and he's just deciding to let it loose. He just said recently he felt some type of way that when he found out that Adam makes more money than him I don't know if that's playing into this in any capacity or not that he did say that though bro all this shit is oh oh when when Adam said that he he makes a million a month or right now was 1.2 yeah this number fluctuates guys it wasn't me this time dogs guys it only me this time he makes five mil a month all right no but listen but listen though like a part of me understands where academics is coming from and even him saying like oh yeah I fuck with uh AD I
Starting point is 00:14:32 fuck with Sharpe and I fuck with T-Rail anybody else could get it ah ah like I feel like you kind of got to come with that energy if you want to get the respect that you're trying to get and I'll be a cap and ass nigga I'm gonna be listening to that nigga yeah that's the cold bar but you got but I'm not going to lie and say like you know like no I was a warren shy rack fan you feel I'm been watching that you got that you were you were a fan of people I like the content that academics was created. He was important on shit that nobody else was reporting on. When it comes down to like streaming and getting into Twitch, yes, that nigga is the chief keeper this shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:15:07 He did. He felt like, I felt like, oh, damn. I'm like, damn, Nick, academics make sure look cooler. Get on Twitch. Let me get on Twitch. Yeah, he got that. Every time the nigga says something, he'd be like, damn. He always shout a nigga out or the community can be big or you feel me, shout out the T-Rail and it's like, even with Laco.
Starting point is 00:15:22 He's like, Waco, I want you to pile with me. So he's extending his hand and giving niggins. What phone saying, though, is like, act don't fuck with us, either one of us, but we still fuck with his shit. I don't even think he don't even think that he don't even not fuck with nobody. I just feel like he's not. He's not to drop his nuts. No, he's not even looking at y'all.
Starting point is 00:15:42 You feel me? I don't think he is. No, no, no, I don't think is. Yeah. Definitely, no, no, because you said that, I mean, he paid attention obviously a lot, right? Yeah. I think that's a certain to certain shit. No, but no, but for somebody that made a whole YouTube thing about people that were
Starting point is 00:15:56 the war and shy rack you pay attention his he's a smart very intellectual person let's not take the fact that he doesn't pay attention to everything that goes on here because that's why i know dude there's like a third time no no he doesn't know me no shit you guys look up to him like crazy i've never been yeah i let's be real about him like obviously you know about him i see the thing where he almost got that with amigos because the jo button that was cool or whatever but other than that you you guys don't want that real put me on and but you know let's be real we're not as interesting as uh as uh as Dersk and then posted on Lamron like let's keep it a stack you feel me who's
Starting point is 00:16:30 he's like we don't even know I'm 22 he's like I just turned 22 I know I go you're saying but like the whole calling everybody else above shit like it's getting old like but listen it was just like now the Adam shouldn't leave him out there shit that shit I mean yeah fucked up I don't don't who writes this come on even if we being honest nigga even leave Adam out of it if you mad at something that Foggo said nigger be mad at Flock yeah but Adam's hella cool to bro.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Yeah, but you got to also remember though. It's his platform. It's his platform. Because if something happens in any platform, the first thing happens, pun, the first thing happens, pun, what do they say? A, D, and pun, community. If Smack do something, they're going to blame T-Rail too. That's just, it is what it is at the end of the day.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Yeah, but at what point is it like, niggia, this is not your homie, like, the way he's speaking about you and your woman. Well, he's looking at it like, niggins, listen, at the end of the day, it's all about common courtesy. That's not common courtesy, though. Well, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam. I don't like that. Adam felt enough to text him ahead of time and say, hey, this is coming out.
Starting point is 00:17:31 I ain't had nothing to do with that shit. So it is the same type of shit. Drop a conspiracy theory real quick. Go ahead. Now, today, I believe, AC is linking up with who? Joe Button. Joe, motherfucking button.
Starting point is 00:17:44 And you feel Joe, what? I'm just saying, you feel me, Joe's been kind of getting sideways at him lately. Ack's about to link with Joe. He puts a little, I'm not saying he didn't have. have a reason to get it at him but he put a little bit of extras on it and then the two of them
Starting point is 00:17:59 are coming together that's just like interesting trying the time of events the timing is crazy very can do no like stoner bashing time i don't know i'd comment courtesy this whole week cool because we do the same thing for a living fuck that bro you're talking about the mother and my kids adam i'm disappointed and that's adam and that's for adam to be like hey no no but us But us have homies and I get that we're not here to find nobody's battle like I said I could call everybody I mean the bum said it's kind of getting overplay that's it's like something he says every time he's mad I flogger out I'm like oh well a d n2 round get paid 500k a year whatever he's saying really you know I mean but I'm like it's common courtesy is only you
Starting point is 00:18:42 earn Carmen kettisee bro yeah I feel you don't like you don't bro that's that's crazy There's on the internet bro one of the biggest platforms that shit never goes away like oh yeah and he has one of the biggest platform yeah and and this is like the third time bro so the thing is it is like nigger if he keeps getting away with that and he's but if adam nigga if adam is letting cuss saying that shit bro and he ain't checking that this on cause okay okay okay if the role was reversed and it was on you and he was talking about your the mother you're you already know And then, hold on, hold on, but you know what I'm on. No, no, okay. Okay, but let's just, you feel me, but they see, but let's just say we go here.
Starting point is 00:19:24 My fault, didn't even though I interrupt you, but let's just say, we kept fucking what I, even though he said that about your baby mama, because you already beat his ass, would you feel the top of the way about us? Yeah, what you mean? If I beat his ass, like, let's just say, you, you, you shouldn't care what happens that it's over. No, but I'm, I'm gonna give it. I'm gonna give an example, I'm gonna give you example, right?
Starting point is 00:19:42 So just recently, you feel me? Flacco went on the pop-up. You feel me? I'm not tripping shout out the ODM shout out the lupes shot the tiny gun yeah they're my people's you feel I'm saying but the fact that my brother was involved with them you feel me flaco didn't think to say hey a d or you cool with it you feel me if you got respect for me nigga I could have I could have looked at flaco like hey nigga and I kind of did I was like well you couldn't give me you couldn't give me the common courtesy to be like hey do you mind if I go over there yeah but I
Starting point is 00:20:12 didn't make a big deal to be fair your brother did specifically say that he has no with them and he wants their platform to flourish man nigger fuck all that if my brother you say that's face that's not the same thing fool if you do a business with somebody and the shit go bad at the end of day I don't give a fuck but if you got respect for me because flaco he always says a D's my own boy you feel me if the rose is reverse I'm gonna say hey flaco either I'm not going over there or hey do you mind if I go over there if I go to say hey oh the Odiem want me to come on a pop-pup I'd have been like hey go over
Starting point is 00:20:44 there and fuck with him you feel me I'm cool with it but not you know pop up the same day okay over there because then it's like it's the same it's I'm saying it's the same type of situation is you didn't have no type of regard but for me you feel me yeah so I can look at that a certain type of way the same way academics can look at flakco the same time no no and then and then and if I'm gonna give another example and this might be a little extreme but it's like right it's like having the homie that beat his bitch and you tell the girl like bro you can't like oh you tell the homie like you can't do that but she stay there and she loves getting her ass beat even
Starting point is 00:21:16 Even though it's wrong, just like how when I get that makes shit about Lennon is wrong, but me as a person with the how I feel about shit, I'm gonna feel some type of way like, hey thought, why do you, like I'm gonna slowly distance myself, you know? Yeah, Adam, that's a good example. You know what I'm saying though? Adam said, hey, fuck cuz, nigger, woo, woo, who, who, but it is what it is? Then I'm like, all right, nigger, that's what we're on. Hey, we gotta hold it down.
Starting point is 00:21:39 That's a whole other story. Now, AD, you get what I'm saying? Now, Eddie, let me- And I'm all for that. Let me ask you a question that we already know the answer to. some street shit like let's say we talking like let's say no jumpers a gang right oh shit let's say no jumper Rico coming soon let's say no one let's say no let's say no jumpers a gang and flaco not involved look who look at what the beef that
Starting point is 00:21:59 flaco is bringing to the set we deeped at flaco boom it's how he's done wait but look but look deeped himself with the Monday sort of oh my god I'm talking I'm a a comedian you guys no no that was coming peace allegedly wait but listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen I'm not I'm not not trying to make no excuses for flago but i do think at the end of the day that he's very unaware he's very unaware he's see the thing is i don't think flaco does things maliciously like he's this big mastermind he's doing maybe he is or maybe he's smart as fuck if he's that smart that's not smart that's gonna sit in real quick i'm just talking jrida matter matter of fact though as far as the
Starting point is 00:22:38 duno being a comedian shit how did it feel when adam said you were like weren't funny and was implying I don't care I still got a job I don't expect them to understand everything I'm coming wait wait wait when is this happening in the group I don't know you and Adam says you ain't funny it must be a shitty-ass week yeah well tomorrow I'm opening up a brownback for the Rory Amar so yeah so I mean somebody thinks somebody thinks I'm entertaining wait wait wait and Rory Amar and then I say I didn't know hold on but Adam said this in the group chat to you no no I think I think they were talking about like he said it on our like on the news stream that we did
Starting point is 00:23:13 the other day and um i think we're talking about something about like or we don't have anybody that's like constantly funny the whole time yeah and then we and then we said we don't have a comedian on the platform because we were talking about we're all comedians in a way and then i said but do no's that they were like someone was like do know's a comedian and then adam's like allegedly that's where that came from like yeah that is an adam that is fair i don't think do know is adam's type of humor anyway but and he like dick jokes and adam's not 22 no no but also like i've done stand-up and older people that's why stand up is so hard if you look at most comedians they don't strive to after their 30s because of the experience you have in your life a lot of comedians
Starting point is 00:23:52 use comedy i mean marriage babies wives being divorced and all that i've not got through any of that so maybe even though i feel like comedian block in my head i maybe need to get married or something you're more of us you're more very josh what do you think josh i think you should definitely have a kid and get there yeah facts of great content but you're You're going to tell you a kid. You can't change diapers. I'm 22, fool. I'm only 22.
Starting point is 00:24:19 No, no, no. Okay, I'm going to address this here. I'm never going to say. It was more than 2000, dog. No, it's because they want me to know about music from 93, bro. Like, you should. Okay. I know, like, but they, they, they talk about these R&B artists that died and they want me to, they died in 2005.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Like, how do you not know? I'm like, because I was five. That's a fact. And their career probably didn't blossom as much because they passed away. Okay, bro, I was like that's gonna stall someone's career. I want to say I was like five I think or six when Tupac died You feel me so what year do you die? I'd be six right yes yeah I was a AD but let's let's run this back hold up a D You are a black man that was raising a black household. He was a black man my mom is a Hispanic woman No knows no English and you expect me to know English. No she does you are talked to her
Starting point is 00:25:10 I talked to her she understands it but you think my mom went two point I think my mom sat there and was like, miho, to my sister, Tupac died. So, okay, wait. Dukes got a baby, man. You get what I'm saying, alright? So I understand. It's an easier win. Tiro and him are going back and forth because they were both born and array.
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Starting point is 00:26:38 legendary Selena no but there are we go there are around your time but you would Okay, I know Tupac and Big Two. Yeah, that's different though. They were like, they were like culturally. No, not Charlie. Chalino is like, and I'm dreaming. They were internationally. Of you tonight till tomorrow,
Starting point is 00:26:57 I'll be holding you tight. That's crazy. There's about to be a Cholino movie and then y'all probably going to hear him. All right, I'll watch it. Bro, real quick, sorry about him. He was performing. They gave him a note not to perform the song.
Starting point is 00:27:10 He still performed that night that night. Apparently, like, because the cartel boss's chick was feeling him and womptee, wump, yeah. I don't know about that. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah, I'm alleged to fuck out of that. That's the folklore.
Starting point is 00:27:24 That's the folklore. If you're to come get lunch. Relax. Yeah, let's shit's in a fucking movie. Come on. Okay, wait. Let's just end off on the academic show real quick. So is that why Adam isn't here today?
Starting point is 00:27:34 No. He says he's doing some plug. He's having, he's having three sums. Why? He texted me directly in our, the boss man. And what did he tell you? What did he say, dude though? Should I read the technical?
Starting point is 00:27:46 No, I don't do it. No, no, he said he said it's throwing blood talk. He said, like the feet are running back. He told everybody there. I know, I'm trying to make it juicy and then you ruined it. I mean like other people winning around here. Damn. No.
Starting point is 00:27:58 What's the head? It's one academic shout out. Yeah, food goes crazy. After actually, he stopped texting me. That's a damn right. So the consensus is if Adam made the call, we all mobilize and ride. Until then, we don't just, Just allow Debo to Debo the set, except for AD and T-Rail and Shark.
Starting point is 00:28:17 So this is for letting Augusta, but he's not going back for us. Ooh, y'all niggas need to shoot. I felt that. I mean, shit. I ain't about to bust y'all gun for y'all. Nah, that's a fact. Yeah, I'm what I'm saying? Wait, but it's act racist towards Latinos.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I don't think. Why he says this? You got to ask that man. I don't know. He only signed out the black man. I'm just, I'm curious. I'm assuming. I'm going to send him.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I'm going to text in one of your links to the, um, To your stand-up. You got to text him to Brown bag opening for Rurian mall. Oh, he's going to be. Yeah. Now he really hates you. He's going to hate you. He'll know what you is.
Starting point is 00:28:52 He's fucking bum-ass niggins open it up for these niggins. This fucking big act, bitch. I never opened up for a nigga in my life. That's your imitation. No, no, but look, but look, shut out. Because I do fuck with that. His content is funny. Oh, now.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Now. Now. This fucking sudden. I didn't say I hated the man. That happens when you blow out the mics. No, niggie, yo I just said five seconds ago, hey, man, I'm not dick right and I'm like y'all, y'all are the niggins. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're 22.
Starting point is 00:29:22 I don't even know him. I don't know him. I'm only 22, dog. I never heard of this fool. You just said that five minutes ago. Now you fuck with him. No, but I don't, I'm not over here like everything he does is right. No, you got to disagree with shit.
Starting point is 00:29:35 I just like, who said everything you do is like. You love him. You and him his best. Dan, that's a homie, but he dissed your other homie. And if the homie want a ride, I'm a ride. That's how it goes. You a liar. Way away speaking so if do know what so do no want to ride or house phone want to
Starting point is 00:29:49 oh wait no no because I got to wait hold on coming with us to go to act I'm coming with anybody okay I got it sounds good I got a very specific scenario you know Batman do Batman you come out retirement hold on Batman I've been chilling since Batman been out of retirement bro this shit's been going to shit everybody been beefing every is the wars is going crazy everybody's been beefing so a lot of shit I ain't about to be waiting oh shit I hold on I have about a fight your cousin yeah yeah see I was like that That's what I was about to bring up.
Starting point is 00:30:16 That wasn't my fault. That actually- I wasn't. Okay, so look, so I'm sitting there on the couch last night. I'm watching the- With your Shoudie. I'm with my Shorthy watching the Figg immunity collab, man. 6 p.m. Monday's.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Bro. I gotta say that's some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while, bro. That was amazing. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm a very vain, selfish nigger. I only watch shit that I'm on necessarily. Wow. So, so.
Starting point is 00:30:42 So you see it, Mitz-in. Yeah, I'm just being honest. Wow. He's just joking, but listen. He's not joking. I'm saying like, I'm saying I don't like my attention span is very low. I really won't sit there and watch the homies whole episode from beginning to end. Like no skips, not on my phone, not watching something else.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Nigger, I watched that entire episode from the moment it came on to the moment it went off. That was one of the funniest shit to ever see. But I'm sitting there chilling. I'm laughing. Everything's funny. All of a sudden out of nowhere, I just hear, yeah, hey, in house phone, some, some, some yo bitch and I'm like he right for you oh no hold on hold on hold on against my cousin listen damn a d no you know what you know what listen I
Starting point is 00:31:29 feel like AD 80 knows right and 80 knows wrong and if it came down to it I don't think 80 would be mad if we had to get a friendly offer so no put you on the backyard both got beat the shit out each other I'm gonna give you all 30 seconds and y'all going back and that's like but I I do know that if it was another situation and his cousin was into it with somebody that he wasn't as close with. We beat the shit out of him. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Look, but let's be honest. But Housephone didn't do anything wrong though. That's the only thing. No, no. And you know what? Housephone did everything right. And even me calling it, I wasn't on some like super rara shit, but I was just like, hey, man, Ted, I need to watch his mom.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Don't be calling my girl a bitch. I don't even know you. And that's real. And even, you know, some of the homies in the room was like, oh, my cousin. And I'm like, if anybody go touch them, it's going to be me. Yeah, no, that's a fact. You feel me? And bro, I've done that plenty of times.
Starting point is 00:32:18 They were all, everybody's drunk. Not everybody. Not really. He was drunk, though. But I've been in the position where I bring a home boy. Everybody, all of us have been. Like I got Paolo. That's what it's called.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Yeah. You bring somebody, if I bring somebody to Duno's house, he's my responsibility. If my home is tripping, nigger, y'all ain't about to touch him. I'm about to touch him. So we're gonna beat the shit out of each other and I'm, you know, take the nigger home. Okay, okay. How's what I was like you're supposed to be honest? Were you just watching it because you would touch Saudi and?
Starting point is 00:32:44 No. And for the line like her big bro, then you're like, yeah, I want to show off that I support the family. I mean, no, it was- It was-roney points, too, though. That is that is right. Yeah, baby, yeah, man, watch your baby. No, no, I'm going for show getting some head. Come on. I'm gonna keep, yeah, I'm gonna keep it.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Please, not talking about the home girl. Look, look. I'm just saying, don't know, how old. Yeah, relax, relax, relax. No, listen, listen, listen. This shit was, I. Jesus, A.D. You know what part of that.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Housemo, get this nigga next. You sound soft, bro. Get this nigga next, nigg. You sound soft. Get this nigga next house ball. Both y'all, man. All the niggas are headasses. No, but look, this shit was funny.
Starting point is 00:33:19 I was sitting there watching the whole episode. So that's why I was, at that exact moment, I kind of got on my phone for two seconds. I looked down on my phone. And I just heard house phone and yo bitch. That's all I needed to hear. I was like, whoa, wait, hold on. And I just slapped the phone to my ear.
Starting point is 00:33:34 I did my AD shit. I hit the phone like this. I'm like, it won't stay. I did my AD shit. He's really good. The magic trick. Yeah, what how does she do that? No, I only, you only do it on the side.
Starting point is 00:33:47 You got, you got a bullet tooth. They call him BG bullet tooth. Yeah, you got a, you got a magnet in the back of your mouth. That's why. Hey, hey, hey, how's going? How's on? What she like, no, babe, don't call, don't call. I don't think she knew that I was called.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Because I had just ordered postmates at the time. So I think when I got on the phone, she thought I was calling the postmate. Did she react when she heard that? Look, did you see what he did? Yeah. He was like, hey, bitch, I'm calling my. Nah, it was just turned up. was just crazy okay listen I'm proud of you by the way I mean like bro I'm about to let
Starting point is 00:34:17 nobody call my bitch somebody go call her business nobody gonna say like you know I'm saying like no so did she notice that it happened maybe we were both sitting there watching it together of course you know how many point so what did she say I mean she didn't really like react like that I think I think she was going to text pun right when I called you like you like you first the first time they was on the shit together I know she kind of felt a certain way because you know he was trying to, you know what? You're trying to holler at her. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:34:48 Look, I didn't even know about that until after, like way afterwards because I feel like she don't be trying to tell me like little like random shit like that just because like, I'm a trip. I'm gonna be honest. I see. I'm like. And I'm like, I didn't like. But one thing I can't say about house phone since I've known him, people always come
Starting point is 00:35:07 at this nigg. This nigginsk house phone ain't never turned down nothing. I ain't never seen him turn down nothing. Look, you could say 90% of the times you never even see me starting at them. 90%. I would say 99% of the times you ain't starting. Why so much shit go down on the community and on an Ace Boys podcast? When you're going tomorrow, you're about to see.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Tonight. Oh, tonight. Yeah, you're going on tonight. Good luck, buddy. I guarantee you not a damn thing sideways go down with me. For him and punk it down? Nah, no, no. You're joking down.
Starting point is 00:35:36 But look, when that was happening, your stream had ended and I was streaming with the homie. We're just talking about a gang of random. And then somebody's like react to it. We reacted to it. And then the homie big swift, he's like, motherfucker. He's from Hotthorn. Like, that's your real life crazy out there. And one of the homies said a joke like, hotthorn. And the homies like, well, man, we, we from the fucking whatever was it South Bay. Yeah. We shot baby, motherfucker. You beat the dog shit on me. I'm like, bro, chill. We're not.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Yeah, so y'all, so y' y'all was about the beef over. They were all the beef over some hotthorn. That's great. That's great. Community. It's rolling over. No. Hey, for did you slap Tiro yesterday? Who? Somebody was telling me you, you neck Tirol. No.
Starting point is 00:36:18 That sounds super such. Yeah. You're fucking gay. You're old. No, you're gay. I know what you mean. It just sounds like that. Yeah, you're a creep.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Nah, fool, you're the creep. You just talking about. Come on. No. Oh my God. No, but my house phone, he had every right to call in and do that. I feel like I still kept the respect for though. I feel like I didn't go.
Starting point is 00:36:42 like two nuts like yeah bitch ass nigga you kind of went a little you avalanche a little bit when he was all right my bad you was like yeah man next time what the shit happened again man I was like bro listen it would have been it would have been way different if I
Starting point is 00:36:58 would have seen it later if I would have watched the playback of it Nick I'm watching it live happen so that's why I'm like yeah you call with the quickness nigga we were sitting there watching it how she reacted though what's like her face expressions I mean we both not look at each other like wait What are you just saying?
Starting point is 00:37:13 And we're watching it live so we didn't run it back. I just called in. So he had already tried to pop at her previously. The first episode. Didn't go too well. So now there's this like air of discontent in his heart regarding her. So now all of a sudden it's house phones, bitch. Yeah, he was like, he was like, is that?
Starting point is 00:37:30 He was just spinning out random shit yesterday. That was him trying to. Muhammad Ali got a BBL. He'll say some shit like that. You feel me? No. That's what I'm saying. That was.
Starting point is 00:37:39 He was saying just random shit. That's fucking funny. No, but that like the way he was just, he was. He brought it up with super random, but he was trying to say like, oh yeah, Housephone, that's your bitch. I wasn't trying to get at her, blah, blah, that's what he was trying to say. But you still said, he said, bitch, and that was it. And she's like family to us.
Starting point is 00:37:57 I can see why that. Like, like, pun's reaction was a little more, a little more aggressive. I find you it like a bug pun. So I'm like, if it bug pun, it definitely going to bug house phones. But that, you see, but if House phones say, hey, I need that. I'm like here, we're going to facilitate it. going to do their thing and nobody gonna know about it and keep it was really just going go whatever way he wanted it to go because I'm like I'm I'm state my piece and if you
Starting point is 00:38:21 want to be because a lot of niggas like that they a lot of niggas they can't take like another man trying to be like a.o you know like so getting checked yeah so like academic he could like he could have he could have took it to the other round with the other round fuck you bitch ass nigg what you gonna do nigger pull up you know where I'm at a d house he could have took it straight everybody knows so it so it's So essentially Housephone said today I got time, cuz like. He did, though. It was, bro, that's, whatever way it was going to go.
Starting point is 00:38:48 That's his chick, man. You can't be, I can't expect to get no buns that night. I'm sitting up with her. I'm sitting up with her and we're watching it. You think I'm not saying nothing? That's the ultimate though right there. You just, what, defending her honor? And it's one thing.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Take her clothes off, baby. It's right. No, it's one thing if your girl's constantly setting fires and then you have to do it. Oh, my God. She did nothing wrong. She did not set a fire at all. Yeah. But yeah, yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:39:14 That was crazy. But honestly, that was one of the funniest episodes of- Bro, it was pure mayhem yesterday. Smack is funny. My nigga, China Mac was there. China Mac came. He bought, shout out to my nuts. His nuts company, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:39:28 Those shits are actually good too. They're actually very good. That's are good. Listen, China Mac's spicy nuts. Fire. Not going to lie. Yo, but the idea yesterday was, was, I was like, you know what, what I want slow cuz and my other cousin I'm like let me you remember that show are
Starting point is 00:39:46 you smarter than a fifth grader yeah yeah I was like I'm gonna ask them some questions and just see the reactions so it worked up I'm not gonna like do you call the other cousin slower cuz right now they're calling him either zesty cuz or by boy I call him bipolar care wait wait why the fuck did he feel the need to switch outfits every like 10 minutes that's his thing now fire you know me that's fire we gotta start doing that I got to bathroom real quick yeah I'm like I'm like I'm back with a whole new man that's such a frustrating thing to do I mean honestly I'm some real shit actually was hilarious costume change every time he came back in with a new outfit on I just
Starting point is 00:40:20 start dying laughing yo yo you know you know speaking of new outfits bro me and pot Lord did a 24 hour stream that was locked up handcuffed to each other did anyone have to shit during it I mean oh that's a good question did you so you so you definitely went to the bathroom a couple of times so you took a shit with standing right next to you did he hand you the toilet paper then the homie let you take a shit next to him but couldn't give you an apartment is gone hey bro i don't mind the 22s together the 202 wipe your ass smelling your shit but you cannot live here wow what a confoluted
Starting point is 00:41:01 it's okay i got i got my own apartment and my own name no trickery needed Congratulations, by the way. In a baller aspect, in your, in your opposite. No, no, I ain't done. Hey, just, you're going to go get health phone now. Bring that nigger, dude. No, no, no, look, I ain't going to lie though. Housephone was like, yeah, bro, moving it right here.
Starting point is 00:41:20 I was like, don't say where. I'm the house phone. I know where it is. And he's like, come through any time. I'm like, I ain't going. But, hey, but. But it's nice, all the area. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:30 It's cool. You're like, not too far from everything. Yeah, man. I'm fucking with it, bro. Shout out to his girl cheeks, too, cheeks too because she caught out one of my one of my plugs well I said it's all my fucking yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait oh no AD bro we need to have an intervention with you right now what the hell is going on AD first first the fucking stakes
Starting point is 00:41:50 the guy okay okay okay listen listen this was my theory okay let's real quick on the stakes tell me if I was right I don't know what show I said this on but I was like you know what I know A.D. well enough to where AD seen, it was probably a young nigger. He's probably struggling. No, it was a white guy. It was a white guy who looked like he knew stakes. He's a dumbass bro. Played by a white man once again. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The trickery of the white devil. First Adam now, now, now the crocodile. No, no. This is crazy because look, my theory was that it was a young struggling black man trying to hustle, trying to sell some stakes. And you like, you know what, bro? Like, you didn't need the stakes. You didn't need probably didn't even want
Starting point is 00:42:30 the stakes. I'm like, you're like, I got. got you, I'm gonna buy the stakes. See, if it was somebody like that, I'll be like, here, take the money, bro. You just do your thing. Yeah, you don't even need the white man, give me the stakes. No, but I ain't gonna, I go like, that theory is really good because when I was like, I called him and he's like, you're such a dumb ass out of that. I was the exact opposite.
Starting point is 00:42:47 He wanted to see. I was looking forward to it. I was looking forward to it. But then I face him and I'm like, I'm like, A.D. Look, I know you and you're like, you're a great concert creator now. So I'm like, I wonder if the homie just did. He did this on purpose, yeah. You know, on purpose.
Starting point is 00:43:03 But then I'm like, his, that one of that. That one of it's right, because it's, it went viral. So it's working like, you should just say that. I know you didn't, I know you didn't plan on that though. One thing about me, I just, my whole life, sometimes I just do stupid as shit, though. It is what it is. I know, but it wasn't like, it wasn't necessarily like detrimental to you, but like. It could have been desperate to everybody.
Starting point is 00:43:22 I was going to give y'all some things. Bro, that shit expired in May. Nigger, March. My birthday. I was so happy. I didn't even check this shit. See your birthday. I'd have gave mistakes for your birthday. You had different cuts and stakes, too.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Bro, if it, listen, if it was real, that would have been. It would have been the deal of the century. What married fucking Christmas. That nigga had. Tomahawks, Wagoo, New York strips. I was going to throw something to bite y'all. You know what I'm saying? Oh, hell, no.
Starting point is 00:43:52 This nigga took out the whole cast. He was going to throw a meat party. No size to steak. You feel me? Yeah, you got multiple bathrooms in your house. This would have been awkward. Yeah, yeah. At least you got seven stories.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Hey, what if that happened the day you and Potlord were handcuffed to each other? Oh my, my God. I think it was like within the 24 hours of us doing it. If I followed what a game the apartment, you could go sit in your own. Bro. No, did you see the part of this, like, there's one part where like, Housephone, you could just see his face switch. So he just gets visibly irritated and he wanted to fucking strangle Potlord. I could just see the anger descend of.
Starting point is 00:44:31 I've never I never had to sit next to another man for that long before bro's crazy bro whose shit was nastier you were by lord you y'all disgusted I didn't have to shit that many times it was very fast I did he like multiple questions so you put them to the gas station and then he was did he like scope you automatically because of a nice car that he just like that's exactly yeah he said nice anything my mom said he said nice wheels buddy so look no I'm just pumping gas I'm out of my business he just dropped he's like buddy you like snakes I guess I do like sticks he got me right there you're stupid he could have
Starting point is 00:45:11 kidnapped you oh how you gonna kid that me bro he could have kidnapped you trust me he wasn't gonna kid that yeah he could have kid it nah how fast you felt for it okay okay yes I do like steaks if that was a van in candy you still blame me blamisha was right by me yeah I mean love that girl they a day after those two sentences is what happened next what he said right I'm like okay and I peep out his truck he got like a big ass like a fridge truck yeah yeah yeah so he's like yeah I work for this company and boo-woo so I'm like oh yeah this he's a rogue worker I want to just get this shit from your job
Starting point is 00:45:44 wait but I got a stupid question maybe so if um if meat even if it expires like a long time ago if it's been in a freezer the whole time that means it's still okay right before it expired yeah after it expires no I don't know but it's been frozen the whole time I know you could freeze this shit a lot of very time like a virus if you find it and it's been frozen and you open this shit exactly but you don't know if it's been frozen the whole time either no no no no but that shit got an undawed like hell of times that but let's say it has been I'm not eating this for some yeah user freeze by this date yeah so if you freeze it so if he okay so basically you threw away gosh am I wrong you
Starting point is 00:46:24 could freeze up to like a year right more forever no it's not forever I don't think forever but it's a very long time want this year forever man wait listen so if the stakes expire March 23rd and he fucking frozen March 10th man listen I'm a deal guy you feel me you feel stupid dog I'm supposed to be the stupid one I never somebody calls me say I got the plug on this oh yeah want the plug that's what we were talking about before you get to that my whole life is like that okay let me see hamburgers three to four months yeah so mostly a year so so basically you threw away potentially a
Starting point is 00:47:00 A bunch of perfectly good steaks. No, that shit went real. Was it frozen when you had it? Yeah, it was frozen. So it might have been frozen from... Listen, I seen it. I seen it cooked. You seen it cooked?
Starting point is 00:47:11 Yes. Who unthought and cooked it? That was not no steak. That she looked great. Who unthoughted and cooked it, bro? It was not no steak. What did you look at you drink that? Wasting it all over.
Starting point is 00:47:23 He drink like a baby. It's just filled. No, you know why I looked like that? You know why I looked like that? Because I put one in a freezer. And I was like, I hope this nigga didn't drink my damn shit from the freezer. And that's what I was thinking about. No, no, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Shout out to mother. No, shout out to straight up fast food. They make cold press juices. Shout out to my nigga. They actually sell these at Les Videl downtown LA. Oh, that's where you got it? I got it from a white guy in driving up. Hey, buddy, you like cold press?
Starting point is 00:47:55 I know, but listen, I think they're dumb as well. No, I'm the deal guy, bro. So if somebody tells me they got a lick, I'm like, niggas, look, prime example, bro. When I was younger, somebody said, hey, bro, we got TVs for 300, right? Okay. Now, the TVs was hot, you know what I'm saying? They were stolen. But I'm one of the people.
Starting point is 00:48:14 You got it? Let me get that shit. You feel me? That's how I am. So you're telling me, you work for this company and you got stakes and shit. Who did he say he worked for? I was going to keep him in business. Every month.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Hey, here, nigga, take this. I need 200. No, no, no. How many stakes came in there? like I was about to be the steak guy he's what to start your own first thing I did is sharp point I said hey I got a steak plug now and he was about whenever you need this shit let me know I'll tell all yeah I got you he was about to be meka yeah steak like you have to make sure that it goes through fully and correctly
Starting point is 00:48:50 before you pass along the plug no somebody yeah you die you guys on you yeah it's got to be a complete he will be a horrible like kidnapper negotiator like like all right man horrible middle man yeah like 10,000 right now okay little look wait listen okay listen listen listen we got it we got it he'll be horrible he negotiated the brittney grinder for the arms dealer deal he took a deal he only bought the coach to russia yeah exactly he's gonna start a thermonuclear war that nigg that was like that was like i was like Putin putting I got a deal for you.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Man, shoot you. Say less. Say less. Hey, put it in one like, hey, put it on like. Hey, put him like. Give me that killed seven million people. And I give you Britney back. Shoot it.
Starting point is 00:49:40 I'll give you some steak. I give you a box of frozen steak. Make it too. You got a deal. Hey. Hey. And I give you half off on a couch. Hey, he called him.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Okay, so what else is this guy? Okay. So look. So listen. Let's go. House phone. All right. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:49:59 No, house for! Okay, listen. So look, so, all right, AD calls me, right? No, no, he calls me, I miss it. And he's like, bro, hit me back. Like, it's A-Sab. It's important. I caught his nigga back.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Give him the context. No, no. Okay, look, so I just moved into my new spot and I have zero furniture. I have all the rugs. I have the fucking plushies. I got pillows. I got no jumper blankets. I got drip everywhere, no furniture, right?
Starting point is 00:50:27 I just got my bed. Sounds about right. right listen just dripping no bed I got a white sofa for I've been I've been I've been I've been sleeping on all I hope it's not the no jump oh no I'm good yeah you're gonna get pink eye okay look so a D you know being a big homie that he is man he calls me he's like hey listen I got this plug on this app that I need to say the name of the app or we know no I got a plug for where you I get half off um no no he's he said I got two options for you a i got a plug you can get half off on this furniture or but you got to do it
Starting point is 00:51:04 today or tomorrow or b i'm not to get a new couch oh my god he called me about this way listen listen listen he's like b is this a pyramid wait wait let me finish let me finish let me finish he says b he says b i'm going to get a new couch you can have the one that's in my house right now for free and i'm like you sure i got giz someone bro i got you don't trip i've had this couch for less than a year Like I've been to his crib, I've probably sat on the couch once. It looks brand new. He's like, I got you. Don't trip.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Just come get it this day. I bet. Cool. So my girl was in the background next to me. I had you on speaker phone when you called me. So after that, she was like, I hope it ain't the same niggas. It's the same nigger. I hope it is the same nigger from Vegas.
Starting point is 00:51:50 And I'm like, what happened in Vegas? She's like, well, we went to Vegas for pun's birthday. This niggas supposed 80 said he had a plug. We went, we got all these rooms. pun gets the craziest presidential suite wait wait wait the rooms is bigger than his office no I know I know I'm gonna I'm talking about like the whole and she said they got like seven she said they got like seven rooms or some crazy shit like that right basically long story short like $5,000 a night type shit bro she said that it came back on her and they was trying to hit her
Starting point is 00:52:19 for fraud hit everybody with fraud and all this other shit the nigga the nigga cards was not juggin and it got caught but luckily y'all didn't get call why you were there if you all got called while you were there well to be fair was it your boy cash or Kwan your homie's a tjj xa yeah yeah this is this is the bad thing right I don't know what it is I get these deals I do it it because good for me I relate to other people were you there in Vegas it goes on this Vegas trip nothing happened to my room I wouldn't even I wouldn't even I wouldn't even acknowledge was was not being able to this is she said it she said it came
Starting point is 00:52:56 back to like 10 bands or some shit like eight bands It was close to that. Wait, so did she have to wind up? No, no, well, she finesse her way out of it, right? Yeah, she got out of it. But look, so AD. Listen, before you, before you say this, that plug, I was using them for like three years. Okay. Flawless. There's always that one time. So look, as soon as my girl is like, no, if it's that nigga, do not go through, don't, don't fuck with him on that. He moved to the furniture in the streets. Right. Right. Right. So I'm like, I'm like, Vegas is done. Ashley's running down in furniture. So look, I'm like, all right, fuck you. Go off the truck.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Look, I'm like, all right, fuck it. All right, fuck it. I'm going to just come get the couch from you. AD, what day, what time? I'll pull up here to meet him at the office. This nigga, AD is nowhere to be found. And I'm like, where the fuck AD go? I call this nigga.
Starting point is 00:53:48 And this is how you know AD got some bad news for you. He just like, hey, cah. Or it could be, hey, cut. Or, hey, cah. He was like, man. Sombre A D. He was like, he was like, look, he's like, hey, man, your girl was right, bro. The couch situation fell through, dog.
Starting point is 00:54:06 I got to keep my couch up. I'm like, oh, fuck. No, because the homie, he was like this, right? Because I ordered it and said it was going to be shipped in two days. You feel me? So I gave him his half. And then he said it was going to be Tuesday. So I was like, okay, house phone about to come Monday and get this shit.
Starting point is 00:54:23 So I hit him Monday. I said, hey, where the couch here? He was always going to come in like Thursday. I said no bro I said no he said oh they don't have that couch no more stock I ordered you another one I said nigger you order me a couch without telling me you didn't even tell me I said man just shoot me the bread back bro I ain't go like for the only plug I like from yours is the homie for Best Buy and he's come through a lot and then he's a real plan mad him I've talked to him had a conversation this half this equipment came from that
Starting point is 00:54:50 plug so put some respect on AD day there's a handful of stuff I'm like that. I'm the most reliable, but I'm glad because he called me. He's like, he's like, hey, dude. Yeah, Josh, boss. How much, how much you think you to spit with that plug? A lot. Really?
Starting point is 00:55:06 So we, so we. See, I'm the deal guy. I'm the deal guy. I'm the deal guy. No, bro. My percentage is like 70-30. My concern is now that you have, you're in a different tax bracket that you've ever been in. I still want the deals.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Yeah. I don't want to be a deal even more yes you want the deal but you're so anxious for the deal that and you have the means to do it so you become a motherfucking lick without even being aware of it because you've never even been in that position before we see you're not you're used to being on the other end of that if anything so see but i but see people like my homeboy miss that's somebody that's really my home boy you feel me so it ain't a situation to where like who Vegas bro yeah oh see couch cut yeah couch cut he's in the bread right man right man back crocodile dundee nigger if you see if you see if you see I've been going back
Starting point is 00:55:59 to that gas station waiting I was about to say meat blood yeah I'm gonna say where's my money and give me some more steak you know he's still no he not he already shook spot he's like oh that the one guy in the Mercedes is gonna come back I call the number too yeah oh oh damn bam bam that's a Google voice Google voice Google voice he had a car too did you take the card yes so hit him up no he's bro is a fake number he switched He really was professional with y'all niggas, bro. I ain't mad. He got me. He's surgical.
Starting point is 00:56:29 He has nobody else in that gas station. I should have known. He's seen you pull up in that thing. It was like, yeah. And he was in there. He was, I know niggers love crab legs and steaks. Watch them out. That's what he said. No, it's the other word. Not the N word.
Starting point is 00:56:44 I didn't say it. The other word. That's what bro said. Wait, hold on. What I. He don't get it. Never- He's not even. He's not even coming on the N-word.
Starting point is 00:56:53 Oh. Oh, ha ha ha ha. Lobsters. Lobsters. No, look. Look, look. This is the second time I did that. Oh my God, I did this on community on accident.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Hey, everyone's, hey. Crip legs. Come on. Homey legs. Hey, Alvvvvon. I'm looking this way. I'm like, the list of say that. I'm like, oh, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:57:13 What he said, but I thought, no, it was houseford. He really blacked no jump. Wait, wait, I don't have the past. Oh my God. But yeah. But yeah. my niggas cuss. Listen, y'all, y'all better stop trying to finesse my homie, bro.
Starting point is 00:57:30 We're about to start coming for y'all niggas, bro. Stop selling my homie steaks and, and wait, wait. No, bullshit, you got a deal, hit me. Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna fall for it. Okay, look. My guy's a lick, bro. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:57:41 It's making me unhappy. No, I ain't no lick, because I'm gonna take it to another level. You feel me? Meek, got away. Yeah, for now. For now. For now. I'm gonna hunt his ass down.
Starting point is 00:57:50 What is he going to throw the basket on there. What is he going to sit on a hat? Bro, he seemed very convincing. No, you just thought he's a stupid. All you got to do is be a white man. That's even sadder. Adam, Adam, I told him a dream. No, you know what?
Starting point is 00:58:04 Oh, my God. Adam told him a dream and now he loves that. There. No, I'm not going to lie. The funniest part about it was your girl documenting the whole thing. And it went viral because of it. Yeah, I know, for real. Because I was really like, what?
Starting point is 00:58:19 Lexi's the real MVP here. No, but Lexi's also half white. So she used a scheme. So she's half white. True. Wait a sec. So are you saying, that's true? Are you saying Lexi was in on this? I was in cahoots.
Starting point is 00:58:31 No, I'm saying. I'm saying. Lexi's like, she's like, Black side of me wants to record it and make fun of him. The white side of me. What's the money up? Hey, she did tell me.
Starting point is 00:58:41 She was like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, you're stupid. I'm like, I'm like, bitch, shut up. I got these stakes. You're about to eat this shit. Actually, you bought to be the one cooking him, actually. No. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:59:02 No, she cooked one of them. Oh, wait. I didn't know that you guys actually cooked one of the steves. Yes. Did someone- Look at the video. You almost ate it? Nigger, I didn't swallow it.
Starting point is 00:59:14 You ate it. You put a piece in your mouth? Yes, I know it was a steak. Oh. You were risking your life my boy ate the donkey meat not if you don't in if you I had that shit with part of dog or something like that shit that shit even having that shit in or around your mouth is fucking lethal I didn't put worse things in there yo pause oh my god bro a deal is a deal that was not a deal okay they know the deal
Starting point is 00:59:42 the deal of death niggas you're you from art thorn right yes okay you know back of the day people didn't have gift cards Christmas time come up you feel me Half off on Target. You guys to buy EBT from niggas, bro. Like, yeah. I still do that. Nick, I was in Target. I was in Target.
Starting point is 00:59:58 I was in Target two days ago, this lady walked by with me, locked eyes with me and was like, you want to buy some EBT, nigger? And just said it just like that. I'm like, you're not a white man with a crocodile hat. I passed, man. Oh wait, you ran into my mom the other day? That's great. If I've seen your mom's selling EBT, I'm hot.
Starting point is 01:00:15 She was black. I don't know if your mom's black or not, but. No, she's not actually. I know it's crazy right is your mom said an word hell no okay just making sure my mom does Laura said right hey you heard me my mom does she can't hey that's the one free pass that's a one free pass my mom saying the inward how are you gonna get yourself a free pass what no I said that's a one free pass of anyone making a joke about my mom you feel me oh yeah she got motherfucking Alzheimer's right now and she oh so we not we're not doing that we definitely
Starting point is 01:00:48 that sucks right there Yeah. Yeah, that's a hell a week. Yeah, that's, well, fuck, let's where the fucking... Niggie, no, yeah, that would be, wait, wait, that would be you, that would be you giving the pass because you said the, the mom joke, what the fuck? No, but I'm like, damn, man, it was the, no, it was the responses like that, yeah, yeah, you feel me, like talk, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:10 That's a fine, that's a fun. What that being said? What that being said? I was like, you didn't make it just, fuck, dude. Hey, you feel me? Like, some things need to be said. Yeah, but I hope, I hope you're doing okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:19 That's great. That's just crazy. I've never, I've never had, I've never seen nobody with Alzheimer's to recently. My mom's like, she's not her boot, but it's her boot. You feel me? He has it? No, no, no. No, he doesn't have it.
Starting point is 01:01:34 His mom does. And I just got him tickets to like one of the biggest Latino concerts, Cabesstson, which was at Dodger Stadium. A bunch of legends, rock, pop rock, fucking like, like, like, I was a country singer, like, Mexican regional singers. And she'll see the artist. and then they'll walk away for five minutes and then they'll talk about it she won't remember and so now I'm pretty sure you do things for your memories right you know what I'll say this the
Starting point is 01:01:58 thing that I'm like my biggest fear around the whole situation but the thing that I'm currently the most grateful for is she doesn't like she remembers that I'm sober now like she doesn't forget like I'm afraid that she one day and she has tripped on me a few times she'll be like I asked like this was a while ago when I was like up in Philly and I was going to be in LA for the weekend I was like hey mom I'm gonna come stay at the crib and she's like nah you can't because the last time you were here you left a bunch of whoop-de-wump and I found all your shit but I was like no mom like that was 12 years ago you feel me but she like didn't remember that so but but for the most part she remembers like that
Starting point is 01:02:35 I'm in a good place because I know that my addiction and the fucked up shit that I did for show took years off her life so at this point all I want to do is like create happiness memories yeah yeah so I'm also said that I like The only, because you can't give nobody advice on who's it gone through it, obviously, right? Yeah. I mean, you could like get encouragement advice. You give like encouragement of it, but she's like, when I just got them, and then, you know, shut off phones, man, you get a, you get to record memories and they show it back to her, which
Starting point is 01:03:00 is not always good. Yeah. Because she'll have fresh, because, you know, it's frustrating. My mom said it's frustrating when you don't remember things yourself. It's kind of like when you get drunk and black eye and somebody tells you something happened and it's like, what I wish I was there or you were there? I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, but you know, it's even worse there like, somebody can potentially, your kids, your kids,
Starting point is 01:03:18 you know what I'm saying your brothers and sisters you they're strangers to you you feel me this shit happens that's that's you know that's this crazy and it's really cool because you can't like if they're wrong about something the worst thing you could do try to fight him yeah you can't because then they'll like start turning up and it gets like crazy so you feel me like Facebook used that when I was like on Facebook brother there was like this video that went super viral where this guy's eating like ice cream with his mom and he doesn't remember him scandal and she's like and I'm like holy shit is Facebook only for
Starting point is 01:03:48 old people at this point hell no Facebook pays the most money better get on face I I'm I have like a very like my personal Facebook page is jumping like I have a lot of activity on there but it just seems like it's I don't know do young people still fuck with man I remember Adam told me what would you know you be on Facebook do no was it the Eliza video he said man that lies the video weren't crazy yeah but who's watching all that content though has there anyone under 30 on Facebook for sure it's a different algorithm of shit but also but also you got it's time bro that you're
Starting point is 01:04:17 thinking about it I mean I don't know but I'm just assuming you're thinking about it like United States wise every other country yeah yeah yeah Facebook is still the number one thing right and take talk but tick talk is number one there but but yeah you know that's that bro you go to Thailand Japan Mexico any of like third world countries or even like Facebook I think tick talk probably still biggest yeah I think at this no no no but but Facebook still one of the number ones that for Instagram is mostly like well Facebook owns Instagram Instagram is a very American thing yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:04:47 the meta i know that because i have homies that are overseas that are popping as hell super famous who don't even have like 50 000 followers on IG because they're like popping in their countries out there but they're tick talks and all that and facebook is great yeah yeah yeah how do y'all about i g now it's getting kind of burnt out bro like like like because i feel like house phone and had like man but as far as like the dms is open i'm gonna say that my boy booming you feel me metro boom and watch some mo you feel me he's going up yeah but not um I definitely feel like it's just changed like they're trying to they're trying to like change over to more videos instead of pictures really like posting pictures on your on your page is really like bro one's gonna
Starting point is 01:05:33 fuck your shit up more 5% of your followers see that shit yeah you got you got to put uh post carousels and reels basically reals for show the wheels booming like even if you put a little boost on your reels like I did it on the steak shit that's just going Oh, so you paid for your World Star placement. I said, hell no. Okay. I didn't even know that shit was gonna be, definitely if I paid for it, it wouldn't be the dude. It'd be AD test that shit, you feel me?
Starting point is 01:05:58 But yeah, but if, hey, I would do some shit like that. Let's get into some juicy stuff. Let's go. Bro. How do you guys feel about Big Crock Disney Shark? Oh, I think, I think- were you messy today. King Crock.
Starting point is 01:06:10 No. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's keep it. Let's keep it a stack. King Crog, BBC. If they run that phase. fade i got all the money on my boy sharp fast easily man sharp i gotta say sharp go sharp
Starting point is 01:06:22 go take the ring off he go put baby powder it is in a slap that but you have a disockment i just don't get why bro just popped off why do he crash out on him like that something about what you got viral for probably having like the super huge dick and then something goes viral by you not having one that's that could fuck with a man's self-esteem a lot bro and you think you think him getting roasted about having about him being an LDN instead of a BBC what's LDN LDN Lidick say it oh I got permission from do no let's go no no hey whoa whoa I'm 3% yeah okay but listen so like I actually agreed that I think everything that's going on with him as far as the shit like just in the whole Danny
Starting point is 01:07:17 Mullen universe about him I don't know like running off on people for money and him just being like kind of smoked out the game right now and just I think all those things contributed to him crashing out on the sure I think the Kazumi shit definitely backfired yeah I didn't like that whole situation anyway it just felt weird well I feel like I feel like I feel like fucking Danny sitting there watching Danny was trying to play him out like like Maybe that's why his dick didn't get hard. For sure, that's going to affect it to a degree.
Starting point is 01:07:47 And you know what else, too? You know what else, too? Because I watched the vlog of the whole day, the whole, like, how they even led up to this. Like, they went and got his test. No, no, like, they went and got tested. Like, they went and did everything. And I think, I think King Crock was, like, overhyping himself. Or, like, he was like, I think he psyched himself out a little bit.
Starting point is 01:08:08 He was really drunk in, like, most of the scenes of this vlog. And then also he had some sort of drug and they were like is this like dick Dick performance pills and he was like no it's just something a little like to get me in the zone buy some molly or some shit honey back oh damn he got whiskey dick yeah I'm thinking like if he showed up drunk or off some type of drug he definitely psyched himself all the game he didn't have them rhinos on dick but I'm saying should they ask me no but what if he would have took because like I've had I've had an experience where I took some gas station dick pill one time and it it didn't let me reach my full
Starting point is 01:08:49 potential of hardness but it kept me hard the whole time I ain't a lot I've been 10 for 10 100 with them with them gas station I used I used it one time and it it did the damn thing but you got to watch it too though I used the blue shoe you get headaches in the morning I used the blue shoe for sure there's so much blood that's rushing down there then you feel me you're not getting the price I used the blue shoe that shit worked but the gas station one I got a deal look at chooka I got him but he did crash on sharp and I think when you and then he didn't even just crash on I'm sorry he did there you go yeah no that is Adam bro Danny he's not in his right mind no he not you're
Starting point is 01:09:35 not but him yes there's a funny voice do you think him going back yeah you do yeah flaco's back though aren't you talking about flaco that says everything we need to know but you literally him going bad on sharp there's an element of like this like kizumi's the chick that's sharp marked out super hard wow you feel me i like to examine the psychological undertones and i really feel like there is like okay well this dude roasted her and i'm desperate to get inside that pussy because he already was inside by that point for like five seconds which makes you like wanted even more he just barely got and that's probably the baddest bitch he's gonna ever get to fuck in his life let's be yeah and he's gonna get paid
Starting point is 01:10:13 for it yeah allegedly they probably didn't they probably didn't pay king crock for I mean, if he didn't finish wrong, I mean, hey, probably half. But damn, who gets to, who gets to motherfucking make that call? Like Danny Mullen? Like, oh, no, you didn't fuck her good enough, so you can't get paid. If I'm Danny, I'm still cashing him out because I'll feel bad. Like, I mean, I'm gonna put his business out there, but Danny has done a lot for him. Yeah, for sure, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:36 And he's been showing him a lot of love. No, you know what, though? I did read a post that kind of made sense to me, like, on the Reddit about, like, Danny kind of enabling him a little bit, which is honestly kind of true. Yeah, but if you have a friend that's like, and I don't want to call him an addict because I'm not, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, but if you have a friend of us are, none of us like knew. Right. If you have a friend that has issues of that nature or whatever, it's difficult to know how to navigate it. Like you want to help, but if you help them too much, then you're enabling.
Starting point is 01:11:05 So it's like a real fine line to walk and it's difficult to know what to do, you feel I mean. No, I felt that. I mean, like, I think that was solely on call for him going off on Sharp and like trying to just like act like, It's a super tough guy which like wouldn't I don't think any of us really got that from king Crog before no jumper that has like a dark cloud over it we're like just drama central you know I'm saying but you know what's weird though I add to it but no but what's weird is like my days at 6 p.m. And I'm not trying to like talk shit because he's not here but Adam said like we don't want to discuss office drama and then that same day we proceeded to nigga we all do that shit
Starting point is 01:11:42 though yeah Adam does it but he calls the shots on it you feel me yes but we all do the same If something happens, nigger, Adam talks about it. It's on no jumper clips, nigger, community talking about it, back on fist talking about it. Do you know, what's the new one, the homies is talking about it? The hany. Y'all don't talk about, you know, jump or shit really do you? Look, look, but see, even like, that's what I'm saying, though, like you, and back to
Starting point is 01:12:04 the action, that's like a good, that's a good thing. Like, everybody's talking about everything. So you can't point out when you get said. That's my only thing. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's kind of like, in reality, Adam can't get mad if we're talking about shit that gets made 30 clips from five minutes, right? You can't get mad. It's kind of like if a house phone goes on the story and talks about
Starting point is 01:12:24 your suicide. It's kind of like if a house phone, oh gee, goes on the story and let's just say talks about being addicted to the heroin one day and somebody talks about it, you can't get mad. If the beep between the certain guy, I don't know, um, Flogger and this is an example, like, and that went public, you can't get mad because we all do this shit part of entertainment. Let's be real. Something happens, nigger. Adam is going to fucking talk about. about that shit everybody's gonna talk everybody's gonna talk about it it's kind of like that's why I'm like I'm pretty sure I don't feel the top of way when Joe Budding was saying well man Kelpie should a suit everybody over there right he didn't
Starting point is 01:12:57 like that shit okay but you put it all you knew they was coming you knew the conversation was coming so you can't be mad at conversations like like King Craw can be my I don't know exactly what Sharpe said about it well let I just say you I could tell you it was uh I think it was the Monday show they were live and uh I don't know if this is even from Sharp's actual page or it was like a fake sharp page it was just like the text yeah it was uh it was in the chat and it was just like nobody cares about king crock shut up or some shit like that that's like yeah yeah and sharp was actually on the monday show so why would he be in the chat
Starting point is 01:13:32 oh he no no i don't think he was on that one it wasn't it wasn't that episode it was this monday that just passed oh yesterday yeah we didn't yeah we barely we did we did talk about king yeah so are you officially part of the show no i don't believe so but i'm you know Josh just shook his head yes you are oh okay no no no but um he happy is hell luster you know what hey i want to i want to i want to go in yeah motherfucker two shows suck my dick i'm a two show gangster no no no no look floco asked me to be on the other monday show last night and i said no i graciously declined you was gonna go against us no I am with it.
Starting point is 01:14:18 Fake Mutiny Monday, 6 p.m. 4 p.m. 4 p.m. Wait, but look, this is the whole thing, though, is like, even if Sharp did say that, I don't think that was a warranted response by King Crock. Just because you were big-ass niggot don't mean that. I mean, look, the first time they had interactions with each other, it wasn't the best interaction. So I probably feel like they probably didn't fuck with each other. Like, I know Sharp didn't care. But I know Croc probably didn't fuck with Sharp like that.
Starting point is 01:14:45 for anything to come you know what I'm saying sideways he was ready to crash out over it yeah but he was the one that kind of started with that energy was sharp for no reason sharp was just in the middle of talking and he was just like man sharp I'm gonna be honest bro I don't believe none of that shit bro you're a light skin bro he did he sounded just like that but crock sound whiter oh let's keep it a full stack but he's like listen to your motherfucker the thing is it's like he already wasn't fucking with him so he was waiting for a reason to not you know those people like that huh why ever we don't fit can i go get my drink real quick go get it here poor
Starting point is 01:15:28 please please we live okay is is back fix yeah he wanted a reason uh you know to go at him yeah but that's what i'm saying though jumper got this fucking cloud over it where it's like nigger there's always something i but i to me it's funny being immersed in it it don't seem it's just just seems like we're just clowning. I think a lot of people take a lot of the shit we say and do way more serious than it really is. Like they think that meet like, you know, there's been this narrative of like, do no and lush, don't fuck with each other and we're going to catch the fade and all this shit. Like, I seen that narrative yesterday when, when I think you were talking about the 70,
Starting point is 01:16:07 what you did a 17 girl and you were like, you're at J-Cab, but obviously you were lying to AD. And or were you serious about that. Wait, what? I don't know what he's talking about. We guys were on the life show. Whoa. Oh, oh, oh. You were talking about like, oh, like, you were like, I'm 33.
Starting point is 01:16:20 I wouldn't, I would have. He was just like, lush, don't fuck with 18 year old girls or something shit. Oh, yeah. He was joking. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I don't mean that. Yeah, of course. And Billy Elish is 21 and her tits are fire.
Starting point is 01:16:34 And I'm like, I'm not mad. You don't fucking Billy Elish? No, have you seen the recent pictures of Billy Eilish city? That's just crazy. Yeah, they're crazy, fool. You're smashing. Pull her up. The brand new photo shoot.
Starting point is 01:16:46 With the black dress. Pull her up. I'm gonna be younger than me. I'm a key to be 22. Yeah, because she's only one year younger to me. I just, man. So, so, so, but do know. They like don't know that you and I actually fuck with each other, chop it up a lot.
Starting point is 01:17:01 I'm on your podcast that's about to drop. Yeah, facts. We know Lusher everywhere and I'm proud of you. Am I doing too much? No, I keep doing your thing. Am I doing too much? You run it up. You're six men of the year.
Starting point is 01:17:13 No, not that one. Not even it. No, it's a new one. It's crazy. It's brand new. It's brand new. I'm proud of you, Lush, though. Thanks.
Starting point is 01:17:22 Black dress. Because at first it was just like, hey man. They're like, oh, who wants to do the battle of rap? Who wants to do God? The schools were not fucking with it. They was not. They were not. The niggia, you didn't, but you didn't came swinging.
Starting point is 01:17:33 Damn, it's not there, though. The new one is crazy. I was hoping if they pass me the ball that I would, you feel me, scored. Well, you scored. But let me see. Duno's super salty, too. What? that uh that your poppy yeah
Starting point is 01:17:49 dude you're opening up for rory and ma while you tripping on me for it bro nobody's tripping on your old ass you are it's all good about what tuesday so i think now that we can't find it but it's just crazy a d there's a new one that just came out i'm still not mad at those picks right there i'm not mad at that right not mad at that thank you but there's a brand new one that just came out all right Fuck it. Yesterday. Bitch I'm stylish.
Starting point is 01:18:19 Billy. Now what you're about about Tuesday show? Yeah, fuck with it, man. Do you like being here? Do I like Tuesday show? It's a little more, Wednesday's a little more for me.
Starting point is 01:18:29 Yeah. You know what I mean? This is cool. What's the difference? You only missed T. Now. So you don't like Luscious? He doesn't like Luson.
Starting point is 01:18:36 He doesn't get to suck T.R. It's really bad. Oh, like, you've been sucking every other show's dick. Probably, probably we told you. Wednesday's open you no I honestly I feel like I'm where I'm supposed to be just like you said for yeah you know I'm saying like I don't know but I feel like even like I was talking to um Josh about the shit earlier I feel like everybody kind of
Starting point is 01:18:59 go through their faces here and I'm like I don't know like Wednesday's Wednesday's fun no you I love that what do you mean by the love at the end of the day but I but I do feel like I'm I'm like do you think you could do the Tuesday show full time are you smart enough to do the Tuesday show all the time. Adam would get so, you'll get so bad at this nigga. Here's the thing, like, as far as the narrative of me, like, wanting to be on all the shows, I'm just trying to, like, figure out what works. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:19:32 I would love to see T. Real and Adam on the show arguing the same way they do in a group chat. I'll be incredible to be on the- That would work, though, because Adam has a pirate tip. And for somebody to always try to dethrone him and, like, try to just pick his butt-ins, he's gonna it if it's gonna become a frustrating thing he don't get that way in face-to-face interactions it's only like that group chat he's like no no adam gets like that if he's comfortable with you and somehow it's not serious that's why that's why he'd be chilling over here you feel i know no but yeah but if
Starting point is 01:20:02 him and they were having a disagreement like they've had before like he'll he'll he'll have that conversation but it'd be more personal yeah more personal you know what i mean outside of the context of a show But when it's on the show, you feel me? Like, no, I think you'll still have a conversation. But what do you think, 80? You still can't. I mean, but, you know, it's different type of relationships and shit. You feel me?
Starting point is 01:20:26 I like, when I go to different shows, I know how to, like, adapt. I like adapt. You feel me? You feel me? You got to be mutable. I know how to play the back row, middle road, front row. Like, that's just what it is. Adaptable, cut.
Starting point is 01:20:39 Just like me, could. Why not my Billy Aethers on the screen? because would you would you smack listen me and my girl was sitting there last night she do you see the new picks if real that man nigga thank you i want to see this new pick you're talking about hold on hello people uh were tagging me in the tweet and they're like you were right you were right you were right of all not because the audio still fucked up duno don't be mad if i peel one of your bitches bro i'm sorry i mean she is she is of age exactly it's holding up who is your okay you
Starting point is 01:21:12 Have you put this up. Not a little look on some celebrity shit. Who is 22 year old Duno got his eyes on? Like who's that baddesty? Like Dua, dog. I don't know. I don't know. Jack Harlow got her.
Starting point is 01:21:25 Facts. Shout out. Do you feel like that's a loss for the Hispanic community? What, that she's with a white man? Yeah. I think she lived in the American dream. Can't be mad at them. I love that.
Starting point is 01:21:37 I don't know. Demi, what's her name? Levato? You like heroin addict? Yeah, I was what to say. Yeah, I'm fucking you. Come on. How's the same, Josh? What's that girl's name from?
Starting point is 01:21:51 She came out on that one show. Hi, Carly. Damn. Miranda Cosgrove. And I know y'all seen the recent pictures. Oh, Josh, Josh, Josh. Have you seen Lizzie McGuire nowadays? Hillary Duff got ass now.
Starting point is 01:22:05 Alexa Demi, look up Alexa Demi. I do want to see Hillary Duff. I'm down. Hillary Duff got ass nowadays. Dead on me. You want to duff that ass? Wait, but listen. I will say this about Billy Alish though, is that since, since, since, I'm finding it.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Since, like, I've known about her since she was young. Oh, from, um, from Euphoria. Yeah, she's bad. She's the one. Oh, Alexa, Debbie's bad. And Becky G. You know, Becky G. Yeah, I thought you was saying.
Starting point is 01:22:30 And Carol G. This girl, this girl looked like a fancier you hire her. Yeah, the girl from Euphoria. She bad as fuck. Have you know the one where she's singing, yo. Oh, my God. Alexa Demi was in. Where she's seen?
Starting point is 01:22:43 Wait, wait. She was she was singing like a well is that her mid 90s too yeah the one from man 90 was she was in that too no I know I didn't know that was her that movie classic right there no she's tight then okay here it is you she blow bro oh my god bro I can't even let me see bro bro bro I'm gonna keep it real bro that nigga this is not real but I swear it is yes this is this is not real yes it is that's why she been wearing these big ass shirts a job Jesus Christ Billy
Starting point is 01:23:16 Josh it was on Daily Loud Look up daily Daily loud Billy just text him the link You go pull it up Oh yeah Yeah Nicka that's her
Starting point is 01:23:25 He all here knows how to text Fuck you fool I ain't mad at you for that a lush Yeah come on for everybody Guys type in Daily Loud sir Everyone acting like out Oh yeah you got you gotta go Nah bro
Starting point is 01:23:39 They look big as fucking No go on Instagram and get it No just On Twitter Josh are you texted to Josh this one is bro I'm speechless yeah that is speechless I was like you act like you act like there it is you act like you don't like tithes that no I'm not mad like the wrong one thank you click the wrong one thank you what the fuck is that he go j ID oh Jesus Christ let's go excuse
Starting point is 01:24:11 Christ the one on the right no the one on the right is that come on fool imagine that that's not alter when she's looking up at you when she don't when she's don't when you up damn come on bro listen she's such a wow she's such a talented artist she's fired she's a talented the same birthday talented young woman you should totally fuck wow I just I don't know something about it is just I can't fully go there my mind with her why because bro she's been pop business she was like 15 she's not 15 and we didn't look at her that way I didn't look at her that way way I didn't see them things them things was not them thanks are thanging right now
Starting point is 01:24:51 you with the people pretty I've always seen her like that I like little geeky beach and we're only a year apart so I'm definitely no no no yeah for sure I was like yeah don't put it on me see that 22 fool it's not bad it's not 21 I'm 22 dog what the I definitely didn't start looking at her like that until like a year right now it and now this is egregious this is absolutely ridiculous what wait wait Josh is ready to risk it all be lying saying that he wouldn't knock that down right yeah what I'm sorry date AD like also really like realistic no I know what's the youngest you was smack smack
Starting point is 01:25:31 let me find out 22 23 whoa I felt that no I felt that no I thought that no because what I'm 33 now what do I have in common with a what a 19 year old a 20 is a little weird bro that's yeah I think she got teen in her name is this is her 20 23 I could do 19 yeah you can do you could do you could do you could do facts nah but like that's took as a little you like you got to be if you were in high school at the same time as her key what do you mean that's a fact you were in high school the same time as 18 year olds you were a senior day but I feel like I feel like everybody
Starting point is 01:26:13 was on this once you were in 12th grade is like you looking at at the ninth grade bitches like they still in middle school kind of yeah you do yeah like I mean from my no no no from my memory from back then you can smash the 10th grade you for show fucking a sophomore show you for sure i didn't even go alive well when i was we're talking about being in high school but yeah why are you in high school yeah not when i was when i was when i was when you was 20 no first semester are you still 22 still 22 in three more months 23 oh oh you're Then year you didn't know pop I don't talk like that the Jordan year you're sorry Not a day he loved my mom bro your mom is the mom's cool as fuck she smells good
Starting point is 01:26:56 What the fuck I gave her a hug every time she sees me she always has the best of my house where I got he does He gonna fuck my mama with bro stop it I wouldn't say to I ain't gonna I can we please take me being the mom like the same age I know if I walk in it you're fucking my mom less I'm quitting no jump Okay, what if it's me a reason what if it's you bro and you like banging while doing it I'm kidding but look I would never do that to do though fuck out is it an option what you mean I'm saying like you're acting like you have a choice no I'm just saying hybrid yeah speaking my fucking any of the hey it'll be hard I'll be like I ain't all idea mom to
Starting point is 01:27:38 have her self am I have to crack you mom swap mom swap is crazy wait wait Listen, listen. Mom, he's probably doing too. Okay, listen. Mom, he's 22. He's popping.
Starting point is 01:27:52 Listen, allegedly want to do no sisters. Oh, my God. Cookie! Has some Billy Elishes on her. Oh! Let me find out. Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie.
Starting point is 01:28:07 Why are you talking about my sisters, Tee? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fat-ass. Your girl's baddest shit and I fuck the shit out of it. You'll fuck your girl, too.
Starting point is 01:28:17 I'm fucking all you all, girl. Hey, the truth came out. The sister, motherfucker. The truth. Yeah. Fuck you. You know, she's so bad. I'm better than Slocke.
Starting point is 01:28:28 She's coming. What else? You want to have to that? Hey. No, you've been saving that one for a while. His sister Jamaican nigg is not playing with you. You better watch up. Bambuckla.
Starting point is 01:28:39 Bambucca. He's going to trip. Hey, now that's the homie, bro. He's about the max AD out one day, bro. You know? That's my guy, man. My sister, man, fuck you. Can I, no, you can't fuck my sister?
Starting point is 01:28:54 I need confirmation on the Chi-Chi's. I need- Go ahead, what you want? I need to see it. About what? I need to see it. About my own sister? You fucking weirdo? I just want to see them.
Starting point is 01:29:03 Hey, let's go kill me your house just to see the family photos. You go steal one. Whoa. I hope these bosoms still aren't on the on the fucking screen. They definitely are. Hey, if any of y'all- Did you ever put them on the screen? I put them on for a second but honestly I'm trying to fix the audio shit okay how do you still
Starting point is 01:29:21 messed up oh my god it's good just keep it going if if any of y'all sisters got tities like that it's a problem I don't think anybody in the world has tities like this they she's creeping up the list these are like some one-on-one tities right there dog those shit look crazy it might be all kind of like the second picture kind of looks how the crazy maybe is the angle she look like a white rihanna bro I'm relapsing on those cities bro I'm putting an eight ball right on I was about to say if she blows up with the pack yeah it's over oh I'm crashing out right she do it oh my god I can't like I can't even look away from them like I'm trying to look now I'm like to look at no I'm like to look over it right now
Starting point is 01:30:11 and they're real they're real for sure and that's the thing everybody was tripping on me so hard Yeah, like to put on you for what not because I seen the documentary and I'm like because I was just tripping I said no document that documentary came out a long time ago. That shit was hard though and it was filmed a long time Billy Elish was brought up a few weeks ago and I was like have y'all seen her tities like and we're like what the fuck lush yeah Now we're like holy fuck now you was on to something Adam about to try to get her on plug talk That'll be my first guest appearance Geez have you ever did one of the patrons? Nah with the naked all he by heat do y'all we don't pay to us we don't we got to bring some more
Starting point is 01:30:51 Oh yeah flacco will be doing that but I like I'm gonna if I did a lot of them with that you should do a lot of them Josh Josh can I buy some hose or what who you think did more of them do no do no do know do know Demi yeah there's a case I've seen I seen a lot of crazy shit I've been in the office and then afterwards like I'll chop it up with them and kick it in IGs. Oh yeah, you'll, you'll make sure to stay around. Yo, nigger. Yeah. No, you're single.
Starting point is 01:31:18 If I was single, I'm sorry. You can't get, man. What you're doing after the interview? Allegedly. Ain't no allegedly. I'm keeping it real. I felt that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:28 I thought that. I'm square as hell. I don't be doing shit. What relation should we think is going to last longer? Or the who? The hot-ful one or the smack one? What kind of questions with these? This is some crazy questions, bro.
Starting point is 01:31:40 It's smack. It's not. even in a relationship I hope whatever relationships of my homies is in they last to the end of time damn but what about your home girls you don't care about your home girls he said homies homies and home girls synonymous yes it's in the same boat you feel me how about you because when I say because when I say the homies oh you and Lexar breaking up tomorrow damn huh damn you have to get married fool you what about you what about me what's wrong of me being 33 and I'm married you got to get married a girl the fuck up
Starting point is 01:32:10 Bro, what the fuck? Why does he got to get married grow up, bro? You know what? I got the pressure off me? I'm in data for like what I got I got married when I to I got married when I was your age and I was divorced a few years later, so see I don't want to go out like Lush, I got to make sure you don't know okay Okay, let's what is a good time to get married. I mean she stopped me if she stopped me from she stopped me from eating poisonous steak so I think you Lexi's the one I think he's the one for him not to be a dirt bag. Yeah like you know she's the one just that's it food tight enough she made me out of great point in my life yeah damn tell you know so you feel like she hasn't proved her loyalty yet of course i thought that's what you were saying no like but no i'm saying me i'm at a good space in my life to take a girlfriend serious do you think she would do what i'm saying you think she would have dealt with you in your past i wouldn't deal with me in my bad so you met her at a good time too
Starting point is 01:33:04 it's like it go both ways well i know her for six seven yeah beforehand that was my friend you feel me Yeah. But I know, you, let's be real, we mean, you know when you're ready and not ready to fully, you know, I've always been relationships, but not, I've always been, you know, on the fence of whether you're on the fence of stuff. I get bored, you feel me? Talked to the law. I think she's the one for you, bro. Thank you, bro. I appreciate But like, how do you get to the point where you realize like, all right. You're there right now. I'm not saying I wasn't, I was saying for. Let me tell you something. My boy, my boy, house phones. Hey, man. Hey, stop by the, what's the call, man. Let's go
Starting point is 01:33:39 get some flowers I said whoa yo my boy I got a question I'm about to get some flowers too wait are we witnessing the death of one of the coldest players in the game oh my god witnessing the death is his jersey retired is he's putting it up yes it's in the raptors is in the raptors huh yes there'd be a girlfriend already um I think we look at you're not about the call yeah you that better be your girl come on man and I'm proud of you because you know what She's a super good Woman. Hey, you know what? You find it. You don't get solid ones like that. I know you know what's crazy about this just for me observing I do think you guys seem like totally two opposites that makes sense for each other Like like like like if you can go a point in a day I'm not saying that in a bad way but I'm like it's just a certain type of person
Starting point is 01:34:24 What? Yeah, not like you got what I know I know I know like how phone is down to go like do show a Blasey and she's like kicking it with her crib homies But there's her brother shit be good I'm saying like we're people Crip homies yeah Houthone gets what I'm saying I know she She comes to the house Like she's gonna be from the set After a few days She damn there's from the set
Starting point is 01:34:47 But how's what she's a good Nah She's definitely one of us though You know what that does what But you guys are a certain type of way But she's a people Every group's a certain type of way Phone she from the Bay Area right
Starting point is 01:34:59 Yeah yeah yeah now like I didn't know that I hate this whole combo I know no I'll say this. Yeah, we didn't took trips, nigga, back and forth to the Bay. She's showing us where all the good food is. You meet a dope Bay Area chick. They're going to hold you-
Starting point is 01:35:14 A guy. That's a change your life. And I ain't trying to, you know what I'm saying? Keep your shit leaving her and on. But let me tell you something. Billy Island's Titties is crazy. My home girl can engineer. Oh, I thought this would be so.
Starting point is 01:35:25 Her own music. Facts. She makes music. And she can cut hair. So good. Hey, listen. I'm supposed to get a line of today. See?
Starting point is 01:35:33 I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. So he's a musician, so you got a girl that can engineer your shit and cut your hair. I'm never leaving the house. She's an amazing cook, too, as well. I'm not going to lie. You winning. Hang his jersey.
Starting point is 01:35:50 She's one of the most organized. I thought you were going to go somewhere else with that. I was like, relax. I don't know. I'm just saying one. She's one the most cleanest, most organized, like. City girls up one. Let's be honest.
Starting point is 01:36:00 Thought out. City girls up one. The city girls. Who, me? They got your dog ass. Yeah. man he's dead r-i-p high rollers their next job's gonna have a bunch of hearts inside the soul hey just know hey just know we are working on this uh valentine's day shoe right now
Starting point is 01:36:15 you all together no but i mean high rollers high rollers is working like you you kind of alluded to something that i'm actually working on this way damn do no what the fuck i'm talking about his love that i'm happy for the hummus was going through a lot of things been through a lot of things not listen he looks he looks he looks he looks he's all the happy and by the way hansenna your crib your your your your your curdance for your shower is one of the best I never seen them. You horrid you basketball. No, shout out to activity clothing, man.
Starting point is 01:36:40 Wait, wait, is that the, we've seen them at ComplexCon? Yeah, uh-huh. And the To, you know, it's crazy. I got that at ComplexCon. And I forgot that I had it, and I'm going through my stuff. And I'm like, you know, like, I'm setting up the crib. I'm going through my stuff. Nigger, I see that shit at the bottom of this bag full of Complex Clown stuff that we got last year.
Starting point is 01:36:58 That my shit got my shit got my shit, I would have got a gang this shit, you never went? No, I never went. And then, yeah, I just never went. Yeah, I just never went. He's like, honestly, I don't think, but I get a lot of anxiety around places like that. Bro, it's so many people. Yeah, it is. It is like that, but still.
Starting point is 01:37:13 No, no, no. It was fun, though. Don't get me wrong. It's cool. You get hell of love though. Yeah, I know, but I just, I'm, I've, bro, I get, like, bro, I get, I listen, after I've seen you sagging niggas out in high school and shit, I get, I understand. I understand you so much more after just seeing your fight videos.
Starting point is 01:37:29 I'm just very, bro, you ever know what happened to me, though? Go ahead. Oh, you gonna tell it? I want to tell it. So I went them all to high school yesterday to go give out a bunch of pro clips Oh, that's fine. Take Billy off the screen, please. Please, man.
Starting point is 01:37:42 Get these TVs out of here. Let's got a bonnet right now. I promise you I don't. Nika, I've had a half-chub this whole time. Them shit was crazy. Okay, anyway. You went to your old high school. I heard them all in high school, right?
Starting point is 01:37:55 And I'm like, and I'm surprised, only one of my teachers knows the one I'm real cool with. She's like, hell of she was like there. Oh, she? No, she's a cool, right? And I call it like, Ameth, I'm gonna bring a gang of pro clubs. She's like, shit, I led the principal. The two principals know, which I still know. They're hella cool, backed me up.
Starting point is 01:38:11 Never kicked me out, gave me a gang of chances. Used to write letters for me to court when I was in our juvenile hall. This is the school you actually graduated from? Yeah, I wowed out in this school. Like, they see me pack booze out. Burroughs or Belmont or? But we didn't, we, MC, MC, MC. Okay.
Starting point is 01:38:25 Don't say, don't say. I was throwing our, fucking Arizona that fool in their faces in front of them. Like, they didn't support me through everything type of shit, right? So I go over there. I'm like just loved you or what they they just fuck with me they were like we see you feel me they they see they seen the potential they always they always tell me like now they go like man it's dope that we gave you a gang of chances because look what you're doing now and you know so I put love with like and they must not have too many
Starting point is 01:38:47 people that made it if they're looking in jail but they had like I had like a box is a pro club all white cheese regular shit but I put up to the classes and proclips coming back slowly but surely we're doing a lot of shit like streetwear type shit they're doing what you was dope was yeah I mean with that I put up I'm giving out the class of fucking girls are getting them and then where I grew up is a lot of like immigrant based kids a lot of them don't know English so I'm over they're talking Spanish to them like oh what size that is boom boom boom so I'm giving out the shirt it's a vibe it's a vibe the whole time the kids are taking
Starting point is 01:39:17 pictures I'm signing shit I have the Hummy Yellow Hill with me we have a camera man my principal's final administrators are like taking pictures you know because it's like oh it's a good thing is making the school look good you know maybe in the future we could work on something bigger you know I mean this was just something small surprising i go to one of the last classrooms and i'm like need out the t-shirt and bro go's like hey bro whoop said hi the person he mentioned is somebody our crew's been beefing it for a long time but he's he's kind of more from like my era but he's older than me but i squabbled him squabble his cousin i don't know what
Starting point is 01:39:55 and they're a little homie so little homie he's like 16 maybe but look but look press your ass He spread my eyes. But look, I pull up. No. He says that, but me, there's cameras. Me being an adult, I was like, oh yeah, bro, tell him. I said I love him. Because he knows me.
Starting point is 01:40:13 Me and the individual, we know each other, we squabbled each other. We ain't church sitting down from each other. We squabble him. I might not like him, but he did squabble me and I squabble him. There you go. At the moment, I was like maybe like five, five, he was like six feet. Big old, you know, you know. And then he said that and I was like, under my breath.
Starting point is 01:40:30 I was like, bro, you a little ass kid. But I, you're a little ass kid. I wasn't making a scene my face was but it obviously a bother me but then he dissed kind of like like under his breath too distant to where he could hear it and I could hear it but then I look you give him a t-shirt I thought I no no no let me tell you is there teachers standing over I'm wait there's principles he revoked the t-shirt no but you understand bro there's there's teachers there's principals in the middle of their classes like middle of the
Starting point is 01:41:02 interrupting class like yeah but I walked in I walked in during seminar which is like home room right okay so beginning of the day he's like he's like fuck you put on no no so I'm like so he said and then he dis my son and said down and I asked and then I looked at him the whole way and I seen his like homie like this and then pass him the phone nah ah so you potentially bother me no yeah but for well for not beating up a little kid and mark that for no but look but look so Could you have subtly dis- They're set back in a way that the teachers wouldn't have known?
Starting point is 01:41:37 Yeah, he could have left. You're like this. Is there a certain word you could have said to convey? You know what I'm saying? But for what? Yeah, I feel you. You got I'm saying like no matter where Keep a G. They bugged the fuck out of me.
Starting point is 01:41:51 Keeper G. Yeah. If you've seen him, he wasn't in school. I'm beating the thoughts on you. I don't make sure. But look, bro. Because a 16-year-old nigga will smoke your ass. Yeah, no, and here.
Starting point is 01:42:02 And gangster terms. And I said this with everything, bro. There's, there's a time and place for everything, food. Like, how many of you, I mean, I don't know, but how many of you ever cost somebody with their mom or the sister at a certain place where you don't act up? You know what I mean? I haven't, you know, I've gave niggas to pass, but my homies, bro, not so much.
Starting point is 01:42:23 Bro. Have y'all seen that video of the nigg in New York? He's like running. He's running with his stroller. And the next, the next thing is a picture of the picture. kid they do they picked the kid with trash that's not oh no no but like but like okay you got understand no but so look no it's not cool but like nigger yeah imagine hate it no i'm i didn't do it what the fuck you think it's funny though like i you know you think that's funny no no no
Starting point is 01:42:48 no first of all that is the most fucked up thing you could do but seeing this kid this kid this kid's face in a fucking bro they threw him in a trash can that scammer imagine hating somebody that's beyond Imagine hating somebody that much. No, but look. You chase a nigger down, take his kid and throw him in the trash. Remember what's a killer season in the movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he spit on the little kid.
Starting point is 01:43:11 Yeah. No, but look, no, but look, if you would have just said it and just sat down, I would have been like, okay, cool. Like, like you're doing what you're supposed to do. But he put, but he was, and you're going to give back. Was he, no, no, no, no, but, boo, like you're doing what you're, like, you're supposed to not like me. But he was poking his chest out, it's like, it's like everybody else even, no, it's not even, no, it's not even that. I don't give a fuck what you're popping out but it's like you're doing what you're supposed to do if you're supposed to hate me even though you don't know me if and then i would have been even
Starting point is 01:43:38 more cool like if you would have been over there and be like man fuck this flag getting out yeah yeah i'm not getting yeah keep it yeah keep you know you feel me i would if you would have just socked me boom i would have been gangster i know but i would have been like that's what you're supposed to do yeah but you did it for the cameras and i'm like and i'm like he's 16 of course he's trying to get some cloud of it i know but in my head i'm like if you see that shit on food community tonight Bro, what am I supposed to do there? Well, okay.
Starting point is 01:44:04 I don't think that would make you know. If you see it on, if you see it on, who's going wild tomorrow. And if I'm being honest, that's not going to be on your way or community or nothing like that. Like, how were you guys would have thought of me if there was a video? Yeah, now it came out. And Josh, Josh was like, I understand, but it did. It wouldn't look crazy. If you hit it, you beat up a kid in the middle of a school?
Starting point is 01:44:26 Yeah. And then why you were giving back to this? That I was seen his mug shot and then the smoke shot. I'm only 22, fool. But don't, it's a... He's only 16, fool. What Duno said is, would he get fired from here? And I said, not.
Starting point is 01:44:42 From here? No. No. Have you seen? What happens? He got a promotion. You get a promotion. Get your own show on Saturdays.
Starting point is 01:44:51 Yes. You should have did it. Cartoon. Cartooned to answer... To answer your question, like, yes, like, one time I gave one of my younger homies a ride to the... the pediatrician's office to take his his son you know I mean like one and a half year old son ran into the ops with his kid at the damn what happened it's
Starting point is 01:45:11 like oh what are you doing here like oh okay okay all right nothing happened the ops are taking care of their kids yeah I appreciate I you're waiting in the waiting room at each other like fucking their kids I have broken arms no but you daddy can I play with his kid he was on his way out when we were on our way But you know why it disappointed the fuck out of me? Because the person he mentioned, me and his cousin were in the same class. We graduated together. He was cool as fuck.
Starting point is 01:45:38 Shout out the homie. He was cool as fuck. When we graduated, me and him took a picture and the op. And I was with all my homies, my brother-in-laws. He was with all his, my homie. His uncles are my ops. And they were all cool. Like, we didn't say a word to each other because there's a time and place for everything.
Starting point is 01:45:54 I'm like, bro, in my head, I'm like, if you would have just shocked me or said something, and been like but then when i seen your current i'm like you did it for a reason you now now your whole respect is gone because yarmie's gonna be like foo you did it for what yeah here's but you know he can't sock you right now like food can he no no no no that's what he can't yeah that's what he was saying or can you talk i'm not sacking no no no no no no i'm not gonna lie to you if he fired off on you first i wouldn't have been mad if you no but if you fired on me first it would have been a fucking choke old like and bro we will Like dick, there was no way for like this.
Starting point is 01:46:31 Bro, no, no. You have a show lost that pro club. No, I would have lost. I don't think so. No, what? If somebody punched on you first? I feel like pro club, I feel like pro club likes. Would understand?
Starting point is 01:46:41 Yeah, pro club would understand. But think about it, but think about it. I got a show with Brown back tomorrow. That's crazy that you was thinking about no jumper the whole time. No, no, I was thinking about everything, bro. You're thinking about not going, like, yeah, that's good, bro. But I was thinking about, bro, in the near future if I ever really want to become acting, they're gonna be like, well, and you got all this.
Starting point is 01:46:58 You're beating up kids. Tomorrow we're opening a Ferrarium all. They would have been like, fuck, no, we know having no physical abuse on a minor while giving away to the kids. And in reality, bro, A-D. If I would have beat up a kid in high school, dog, you would have- I haven't mad at you. No, I'm saying, and they make a fired on you first. I do know. You've been doing too much good shit to even go out like that.
Starting point is 01:47:21 I really would be, like, not joking around? You'll be disappointed. I mean, very disappointed for sure. But, do know, did you know that there is a possibility of running in this? Because they know where they go to school. Where I went to school was, but I don't think about that. No, no, but I like, maybe he was. I know what time is.
Starting point is 01:47:37 That's his school though. Maybe you were still thinking about it. Look, look, I know what time it is. I talked to AD and Tiro about a gang and shit like, bro, my eyes be putting like, where you at, Duno on shit? Like, bro, but I'm- I seen that. But at the moment, I don't give a fuck food.
Starting point is 01:47:48 Like these kids, like, bro, I wish somebody came to my school and gave our pro clubs. And, you should have seen the, bro, the video is so amazing. Bro, the kids were like, and- Duno is transitioning now because. Into a woman. He's right in the middle where it's like, he's a hideous woman, by the way. You still, he still is hanging in the hood. No, not like that, not like that.
Starting point is 01:48:11 Duno is still, he's halfway in the hood. He's halfway elevating right now. So he's trying to, you know what I'm saying? You moved up out of there at least. No, no, no. Yeah, I'm not too far. He's moving the right way. Like when he got in this situation, when he was in the hospital, I was like, bro, what
Starting point is 01:48:25 are you doing still hanging out and do it? You're way more important, bro. What were you doing at that age though? The same thing. But I didn't have half of what Duna has going on. You feel me? Not even a fucking third.
Starting point is 01:48:39 Facts. So in my head, I was said, he's too important. Yeah, I called the homies in there like, fool. We don't think you're a bitch.
Starting point is 01:48:46 I'm like, I'm not saying that, but I just want to reinsurance. Yeah, yeah. I just like in my head. Let me get mad. They're going to say. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:53 Don't worry, bro. We don't think you're a bitch or anything. Then like a month there. That's why you let that. That's what you let that. Mark you out, don't know, but then I caught a younger home with him. And they're like, fool. They just, they just, you know, you feel me?
Starting point is 01:49:07 But I was like, but in my head, I was like, damn, that's crazy. Because younger me, like, I've seen older foods that I beefed with when I was younger and they were older. And I've seen them with family or at a place in time where, boo, I'm, like, I know if I pop it off as nine or like what I'm saying, if he would have just took off on it, and he wasn't a crit. So what would you do? Fuck you bitch ass food.
Starting point is 01:49:28 But I ain't going on my sock at once. But like you feel me? And I'm not saying 16 and 22. It's not too. I don't know how it is. He maybe 16, 17. He wasn't over 18. He looked a little Edgar.
Starting point is 01:49:40 Yeah, no, that's a fact. You know what I'm saying? Like Dick, imagine me and Joe for that. No, that would have been terrible,
Starting point is 01:49:45 but that'd have been a terrible look. Assaulted battery of an Edgar is nasty work, my boy. Like, I've been disappointed. Dog. And then we would have, you feel me? Like,
Starting point is 01:49:54 I was like, but in my head hot to like. You'll still be on Wednesdays, though. Yeah, appreciate you. Yeah. I wouldn't give him I mean sure but then that home you made a mistake I forgive your man but that's what are you talking about I'd be fired at you'd be on the month of the
Starting point is 01:50:05 Tuesday show you're adding oh well let's yeah well us do you would be added to the way damn that's gonna be on every fucking no no no you ever thought about like maybe going back to your high school and then like our high school you went to it maybe some shit like that would happen you think so I mean in Compton yeah high possibility my high school I got kicked out twice I was like I wasn't allowed to go there for a long time so I couldn't go back there now I can go back there for sure but yeah you know what's crazy like there's certain situations like one of the reasons y'all remember when blue face was first blowing up yeah he's to school this dude pulled up to six different schools yes in LA on the west side in neighborhoods that his hood beefs with and didn't like it had a good I watched him change his bio so many times of the show price going up and shit like that yeah like 200 400 800 thousand it kept going up and I'm like okay he going some place to get his deal but like he's performing at op schools and no one's like
Starting point is 01:51:10 tripping now he was going out to like the valley and shit like he was doing a lot of he did it in LA like six years he was he wasn't just going he was asking the people like damn they're doing polls it was where do I go next oh what school yeah but you understand that the ice car went to is a big high school but it's four schools in one you're I'm saying right it's four schools and one so each floor is a different academy so the so yeah the squad which is big as fuck but it's four and and so that means the classes are only getting smaller like my my old teacher is telling me like man we kind of losing resources because we have such a small but we still need too many people so you know like we it was easier to have it if
Starting point is 01:51:48 i was a rapper and i put up in front and i was on top of my car and i'm bubby from a speaker i'm not saying it could have not happened no no no i feel you feel me like it happened it just tripped me out but it was funny and I was like and and I've been like getting back into like comedy I've been trying to write more so I'm like oh my god oh that's a great story to write about so much content with this but I'm like but I always thought when you're gonna do a standard honestly it's hard bro I'm just trying to ease into it little by little like ease into a little I think you got it bro I feel like I feel like I feel like I for sure this is the best practice I want to be front row dude oh beyond you doing stand up though I love the little like movies you be
Starting point is 01:52:24 making and shit and I feel like I didn't it's a dream bro like that's like but you're you'll be in but you're not just acting though you're like writing that shit house phone you're putting all that together right like that's all you like I feel like there's house on this check I spent that check or the spent that check as soon as I got it but that's like a necessary voice that was a good shout out the ad no my check where I was like I see my check I was like you got it already too you got it already too come on come on man I got my check too oh yeah no facts like it's newer
Starting point is 01:52:58 No, this a movie. Oh, sir. Oh, yeah, we didn't even get a show from New Era. Oh, yeah. So, shout out my nigga Bob from New Era. Shout out to motherfucking Bob, man. Tell him something some shit. He was in-
Starting point is 01:53:10 That's the homie. I was in movies when I was like nine years old. I ain't really pressure on it. Ain't your dad like a movie director? Yeah, I literally like, what's the biggest movie your Popist and did? Transformers. I'm gonna say, what? The evil villain.
Starting point is 01:53:22 He was doing a lot of movies. That man. Crackhead son. Yeah, exactly. Starring me. No, like, what's the, like, what's a, is it any, like, blockbuster? Yeah, you for sure have heard. But they're older, so you guys might be a little young for it.
Starting point is 01:53:36 I'm a movie, nigger. Have you seen Time Cop before? Yes. Oh, yeah, I've seen Time Cop. Wasn't it like a game? Your dad made that movie? Yeah. It's a game based off that.
Starting point is 01:53:43 Wow. Like an arcade game. I was actually in that movie. Wow. You're a time cop. Do you still get residuals? No, it stopped a long time ago because I had a really small room. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 01:53:52 Wait, let me. I literally had one line. Wait, let me flex this on y'all, though. I was in Bullworth with Warren Beatty and Holly Bear. That's a fire. Yeah. Not only is that a fire movie? Get a superstar.
Starting point is 01:54:05 That soundtrack. We were just talking about that yesterday. How the fuck you know about that? For I'm only 22, dog. You seen Bullwark? Well, get us. No, he knows the song. He knows the song.
Starting point is 01:54:17 He's not seen that movie. No, listen, listen. There's literally like a millisecond scene of me like holding a Game Boy or some shit like that. Bro, I have a little kid. I have a homie that was in a, um, what's love got to do with it as a baby and he was getting checks for that shit if you anybody if anybody goes and watch the movie Bullworth with Holly Berry and Warren baby if you find the Easter egg of a house phone as a baby I was that's classic
Starting point is 01:54:41 though I will send you a free pair of high rollers if you ever if you even shipping time is gonna be a long time one word you actually have a speaking roll yeah you get residuals for a fat minute I saw like they they started out high and then went lower lower lower and I was also in a few years ago, nothing to do with my dad at all. Because I've been like on my own since I was 17. And really, you know, it's kind of started even before that. But
Starting point is 01:55:04 I was in a movie that M&M produced called Bodied. Called 8 Mile. Oh, the battle rap movie. Yeah. And then there is like a whole role based on me that they didn't let me. Laura's like, yeah, right. Law was like, I've seen it. I've seen your part, Lush.
Starting point is 01:55:21 But they, no, like one of the main characters like Simon Rex, you know, dirt nasty. He played me in the movie. Dirtnasty, the white nigga? Yeah. The white rapper? He played me because I was... The comedian, niggins.
Starting point is 01:55:33 Because I was too fucked up on drugs to play myself. Really? So, yeah. What's his name in the movie? Lush one. No, it's... Bush. It's like a hundred.
Starting point is 01:55:43 I think it's... I think it's a hundred grand. That ain't, bitch. Or like something. Wait, are you talking about Dirt Nasty, the white actor who was like a rapper? Yes. He was so hard. He dressed like me.
Starting point is 01:55:54 He talked like me. Like, he was... When the trailer came out, everybody got super fucking. That's how they wound up giving me a cameo because when the original trailer came out, like it was him and everyone was like, it got literally thousands of tweets like, Lush one, Lush one, that's Lush, da, da, da, da.
Starting point is 01:56:09 But I already knew I wasn't in the movie. And then like, I guess they were getting negative backlash. Did it come with theaters? It did, but it out of, you. It had, you actually said it right. Yeah, I think you said it right. Yeah, I think you said it right. No, they had a very limited.
Starting point is 01:56:20 No, they said, I say theater. Theater. That's like, I think that's right. No, it's theaters. Oh, theater. Theater. That sounds fucking weird. Do you say theater though?
Starting point is 01:56:29 No. How do you say it? The theaters. I'm going to movie theater. I feel like the theater sounds better. Like you're lazy to say the word. No, theater. As an extra syllable, how is that lazy?
Starting point is 01:56:41 He's like working harder. Mm. Yeah. Spell syllable. Cellible. Cillible. Cillable. S-I-L-A-B-O-L.
Starting point is 01:56:51 Say, wait, wait. Wait, wait. I want to come on your stream and do the question and do the fucking smart question. You want to do it? Yes, I'm down. All right. All my math ones are going to fail, though. No, ain't, there ain't no math in there.
Starting point is 01:57:02 It was math ones. Okay, never mind. It was a hell of math ones. I got the shit. Let's be honest. I'm making you all look like retards. Oh, let's do it. You think you can do that shit?
Starting point is 01:57:11 I'm making everyone on this. All right. Let me ask you one right now. Hold on. You and I forgot. You and I've gone to put a hundred bucks when it takes a three-hurt. I'll put a rack. Get you all right now.
Starting point is 01:57:21 Oh, hell no. Let's do it. I'm about to ask you one right now. All of us won. Everybody gets one before we get it. Let's just play right now. Come on, fuck it. You want to play right now?
Starting point is 01:57:30 Yeah, come on. A hundred bucks each one of us? Let's go. How far right now? 100 bucks each one of us? You all ready? I know I'm aware. I feel bad because I don't want to even want to take y'all money.
Starting point is 01:57:40 All right. Come on. Wait, so y'all been ready? Yeah, but so. Start it off with me. Let's go. Oh, it's one at a time. Where we're betting?
Starting point is 01:57:46 We're doing one at a time. House phones first. A farmer notices that every day for the past 10 days. Ah, here we go. The number of pigeons in his field has doubled. There were a thousand and twenty four pigeons in the field today and there were two pigeons there the first day How many pigeons were there yesterday? I know two thousand and You said there's two the first day? You said there was a thousand oh you just said it a thousand oh
Starting point is 01:58:18 Ten days no no but how many How many pigeons? How many pigeons? I do know what's how many pigeons more? I do know what are any pigeons more So we're gonna read it one more time You guys show a farmer notices that every day for the past 10 days the number of pigeons in his field has doubled. There are a thousand 24 pigeons today. And there were two pigeons the first day. How many pigeons were there yesterday? 12.
Starting point is 01:58:50 5,012. Josh was close, 512. Okay, mother, you feel. He said a hundred years. You didn't get it, niggum. Nobody said it. Nobody said a hundred and a thousand. Everybody didn't know how to shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 01:59:02 You said it was a thousand. You asked the question, wrong. What do you mean? I didn't ask. I didn't read one. What do you mean? You have, this was on here yesterday too. You have 20 pairs of shoes, but there's only room in your closet for eight shoes.
Starting point is 01:59:15 But how many pairs of shoes did you get rid of- Your stipe for here. Y'all niggas, man. Read it. Shut the fuck up. You have 20 pairs of shoes, but there was only room in your closet for eight shoes. How many pairs of shoes? of shoes did you have to get rid of 12 anybody else oh oh no one less than that one
Starting point is 01:59:36 less than 11 yeah it's 11 anywhere else say it again you have 11 I'm over this you have 11 listen you have 20 pairs of shoes there's only room in your closet for eight shoes how many pairs of shoes did you have to get rid of 16 15 because you have to was right 16 but you're wearing one and feel that's bar let's get some bonus point you're wearing one because hey Phil Phil had it right he was listening 20 pairs of shoes is 40 shoes you can only have eight shoes left eight pairs eight pairs so that's double and 16 right you do 16 yeah dude no he says shit I hate I hate math well so can you ask about some history okay yeah come on
Starting point is 02:00:24 I got that on day I got history and science okay let's see we're not doing good so far guys no let's go known as the conqueror what was the first name of the king who won the throne of England in 1066 king David no king Henry no King Louis 13th King Louis no king one King Vaugh King Arthur King King Kong King Trell All right, this is what Josh might know. In English, lice is the plural of what word? Lice?
Starting point is 02:01:05 In English, lice is the plural of what word. Lice. Lusch. Lusch. Lusch. Don't want some more? Come on. Keep going.
Starting point is 02:01:15 Keep going. We need to get one. Someone needs to get one. How many faces are there on a cube? Six. Yeah. All right. Josh got that.
Starting point is 02:01:27 I was going to say five. Um, how many teaspoons are in five tablespoons? 10. 12. I don't know. Four tables. Donnie got it 15. He said 50.
Starting point is 02:01:41 He said 50. He said 50 or like he said 15? What is the most abundant element in the universe? Oxygen. Oh no. Close. H2. Hydrogen.
Starting point is 02:01:52 I was close. Air. Here's one for Duno. The 100 years war of the 14th. the 14th and 15th centuries was primarily a conflict between England and what other country? The Brits? No. France.
Starting point is 02:02:07 I was being. France. The France. French. Lush is in the lead. Come on, I'm on the board, baby. Which blood type is known as a universal recipient? Oh.
Starting point is 02:02:17 I know this one. What is it, Josh? O negative. Nope. Universal recipient? A.B. I was about to say that. Oh, is the donor.
Starting point is 02:02:27 I don't want to be a donor. Oh, negative. equal to how many centimeters oh fuck I know I was gonna say three I should say okay this is for do no should be easy for you who was the 16th president of the United States Abraham Lincoln fool he's in for doing all he just took you I have another one for you who was the president before George Bush Bill Clinton which niggia let a do no come why I'm I'm up city boys up through you up okay how many amendments are in the bill of rights well ten
Starting point is 02:02:59 Josh but they've added a lot more since then that's a deceiving question no that's not how many amendments okay this would do no this would do no nobody else answered what do you call a scientist who studies rocks oh I know that I got it do that my oh no no no oh oh a rock a rockologist geologist fuck there you go lus is killing niggas lus you should have You should have Lush, I'd make a crackhead joke. Stature of Liberty. He got it.
Starting point is 02:03:33 Yeah. How many syllables are in the word creation? Three. Lus is... Damn. Told you all. All right, Lus, this is the one for you. If you get this right, you're officially part of black no jumper.
Starting point is 02:03:45 How many countries are in Africa? 54. Oh my God! That's a no jumper show. Lush is the most... Lusch is the most intelligent, motherfucker. That's a thing. You're smart.
Starting point is 02:03:56 What? Say it, let's do know what zero. Fuck. You only 22, fool. Don't worry about it. I can name a bunch of them, too, but we haven't done to all that.

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