No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 179
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Maybe if I say words that aren't real words for the majority of the opening, the AI will get confused.
We live.
And they won't realize how messed up I am.
If it's just bib-b-dib-b-d-boob-la-boob.
I keep playing scatman in the morning for my kid.
I'm the scat-man.
Every time I can do it, I'm going to get it on.
Hey, speaking of AI, have you heard this thing called a chat GP?
Oh, yeah.
I can't believe you found out of it.
What are you doing on there?
uncle put me on it. I was like, what the?
I've only seen other people using it. I haven't actually
typed any commands myself. You can tell
it to do anything. Well, I'll open AI.
It's basically, yeah, it's AI,
but it's like response form. So you could
type in, like one of the craziest things I saw
somebody write was write a haiku
about drop shipping.
And it wrote like this beautiful
haiku that was just straight up, like
about this topic. Like,
you can ask it, like, you can ask anything.
Write me a 10 page paper about the history of battle rap.
And it's do it. And you all, you
might at times be able to tell that it's not a human
being who wrote it, but for the most part, you're
going to be pretty convinced. They had somebody say,
make me a verse
like Drake, and they, they, like,
was saying something else, and they'll make that
you can tell it anything. What's weird, what I don't
get about... I'll be using that to past test.
What I don't get about, they used to write a song, too. You can just
write a song? The AI thing that really
confused me is
how come, y'all notice that it always
get fingers and toes
distorted? Does it? Yeah.
I don't know. Not this. This is
different. This isn't like visual. No, no, no, no, I understand that, but just like,
AI in general. You're talking about, like, virtual reality? Like, being in the
metaverse? AI. I'm talking literally about, like, Alan Iverson? Yeah, I'm talking about the
answer. The answer. They always, look at, like, any AI drawing, they have, like, a real hard time.
Oh, those, like, image generators, yeah. Yeah. Do they really? That's interesting.
You said the feet and fingers and toes. So you go straight for the toes. It's like,
if the toes ain't cracking, then I'm not interested. I like that about you.
No, I'm definitely not a foot fetish guy.
You're not.
Get out.
They even like, um.
Feet not hot to me.
Feet not hot?
Two losers over there.
I'm a fuck man.
I don't want your feet to be ugly, but I don't see feet and be like, damn, bitch, them
feet are all.
I blew it.
Like, damn, them feet just look so beautiful.
Like, nah.
No, I see them pretty white toes.
It makes me more attracted to you.
They got to be white toes.
I'm just saying.
You're supposed to have white toes.
You know what?
Most people's feet turn, like, lighter than the rest of their body over time, right?
Now, we're talking about the nail polish.
The way.
way you said that, I can tell you really...
He's a foot man, for sure.
You into it.
I'm in there.
You put him in my mouth, nigga?
I have plenty of times, for sure.
Oh, yeah, no, you...
I mean, I like feet.
Before a pee, that ain't cool.
You know what I'm saying?
I like feet, but I'm not a pee.
I just have to say that.
I like genitals.
I'm not a pee, though.
You feel me?
Could you...
This is how you know if you're a foot guy.
Could you put foot above genitals?
Never.
Never.
Never.
Or even close.
Never.
I like feet, but I like feet in the same way I like hands or the back of your neck.
Hands have a lot more, hands have a lot more of an application in a sexual way.
Like feet.
Right, they have a traditional usage.
Yeah.
But have you ever looked at a girl feeding like her feet all mess?
He was like, you know what?
I could feel that because a sign of feet hygiene is just a sign of how her house
going to look when you walk up in that motherfucker.
But I don't see the feet and just be like, damn, baby feet so fire.
But the other end of the spectrum is like a foot covered in athletes.
foot. Like if a girl has athlete's foot, then
I'm not into it. I would. But if it's on the
other side where it's clean and manicured.
But that's not doing no plus for you. She got on
team Jordans. I can't wipe her. Oh yeah.
No, that's right. She probably got a good box.
We call him mesking Jordan's in the
remember when you were roasting the Christian guy about his Jordans?
With his Jordan 19. That was
wild. This fool came through with a Jordan 57.
He came in to tell the world about the Lord on the Destiny podcast.
Hey, and by the way, speaking of destiny,
these fashion over jeans, I'm rocking on my
destiny. Tap in
with me and rock out at fashionova.com.
Great place to get some holiday deals,
even though the whole Christmas thing's over.
Where were we?
Oh, yeah, this dude comes in here.
He drives from San Diego on like eight hours notice.
I have no idea of Lus is going to do this,
and Lus just boom,
starts slamming, homie over his Jordans.
And he's all of a sudden, like,
defending his Jordans and, like,
going into the history of Jordans.
No, no, no.
He had the 14s, which are an acceptable...
Where, the 14s are good.
They're acceptable Jordans, but to me...
But then Ms. Jordan's.
that Jordan didn't wear anything after I would say the 18s
whoa you're way the 17s was booming with the suitcase I ain't go
if Jordan didn't wear him they kind of like not not really essential
17s with the suitcase and I was in middle school when they came out anything past
the 13 I am I can't really I'm smooth I agree I agree I'm smooth I'm like 13s
I'm like a 8 and a half we're talking wait we're talking about the number of
the numbers not the shoe size me I'm talking about dig pause oh sorry
Who's man's?
He goes, we're talking about George's not the shoes.
Like, I'm an eight and a half.
No, this, that's the show.
That's big 13, because.
That's white AD.
That's my boy.
That's my twin.
Oh, yeah.
We got big feet.
Right.
What size you?
12.
I'm a 12.
I'm a 12.
I'm a 12.
You were 12, too?
Yeah.
Man.
Hey, we might be swanking, Paul's.
The fact.
Big feet.
You guys should all get a spot together just so you can all wear the same shoes.
Big feet.
But damn, one person discussed up their shoes.
Everybody else in the house is going to be mad at them.
It could be like a TikTok.
our content house, but everybody just swapped shoes.
Nick are not putting their feet in my shoes.
Nah.
That's out.
But if a little shit, hey, baby, we rocked them.
I'd be like, you can have them, bro.
Oh, God.
If a nigga come through and be like,
damn, gang, them fly as fuck, could I put them on?
God, you can go home with them.
Because after you put your shoes in my feet,
they're not my shoes.
That's even, like, hats.
Like, once I give a hat to somebody, it's over
because I'm like, some people with hair
be sweating like crazy.
Earphones, too.
I let a nigga use my earbuds.
You can keep those.
Well, the air, oh, yeah, it gets deep in there,
but you got something like this.
Give me their back.
$300.
You can keep them,
Nick, I don't want your earwax.
You could use my phone
and give it right back to me.
You want to order postmates on my phone?
That's fine.
How about I said, we ought to do agree.
It's disgusting putting this in my ear
and then putting someone else's ear.
It is kind of gross.
Every time I seen that, I said,
I would never put that in my ear.
It looks very intimate.
You know what's crazy, though,
is if you were eating a burger
or any kind of sandwich right now
and you were like, Adam, you want a bite?
I could totally take a bite of your sandwich.
But if you're eating a salad,
I would rather drink my own.
diarrhea, then take a bite of another man's salad.
What? What's the difference? Why? Because
it's just like when you're like there's too much
it's like going in your mouth,
falling out your mouth. It's like a sandwich is a
solid. A salad is a liquid.
It's the same thing. Salad is liquid.
That's a 22 mentality. Look, if AD offered me a piece of his
burger, I'm going to be like, hey bro, can you like turn
into the side that you didn't bite you? And then do this.
Then I'm a, I'm a pull some off.
I'm not even going to bite it from there. I'm going to pull it off.
Salad and burger is both fine. What I'm not
doing is sharing my suit.
Or pasta.
Oh, soup is crazy.
Pasta also, though.
We're not doing that.
Because every time you ever ate a bowl of spaghetti or whatever,
you're like slurping the noodles, the parts of the noodles are in your mouth.
They're falling out.
Hey, Adam, can I have some of your tomato biss?
They don't do no shit like that.
They could.
Only people who really ask for your pasta is, yo bitch.
Let's just be honest.
Yeah, and that's all right.
Facts.
That's fun.
No, no pasta and no cereal.
We're not doing that.
Serial is super weird.
Cereal is like the whole bowl of cereal has been in my mouth.
Facts.
Pause.
Pause.
I can see Cripic doing something with that.
He just went crazy.
Clip it.
Clip it.
He just went nuts.
Swirped the fuck out that shit.
Paul.
All right.
This nigga just turned into the vacuum from Elm, from, from, from, from, from, from, from telitubbies, nigga.
The gluck, gluck.
The gluck, $3 is part of the 22 mentality.
Just so you know.
Turn into the telitubbies vacuum.
Hey, can we do a review of the Christmas party?
I had a great time.
It was great.
I loved it.
I had a fire re-gift.
Yeah.
Like, you, they did, Phil did a suspect wrong.
He had me fucked up.
You're still waiting.
No, no, no, look.
It's crazy, though, right?
On God.
I hope Phil don't not like me for this after it.
But not on God right.
Like, you know when somebody put you through like a minor discrepancy and then like they
real cool about it, nigga told me, at least my paycheck cleared.
Damn, Nick, I just, I just want my gift.
My paycheck still clear.
What does that have to do with anything?
He's saying that yours didn't clear?
What the fuck that got to do with me?
I said, damn, you just fuck.
up today. Oh, my paycheck's still clear.
Damn, bro. I didn't even mean it like that.
That's like, well, my blood pressure's fine.
It's like something else in my life is totally fine.
We're talking about you screwing up Secret Santa.
And I'm not saying it's not that serious.
Let's be real.
It's not.
But he was the only one that didn't get in this time.
You got to be apologetic if you are going to not come through.
And I heard you, I heard him saying to his pops that this was his first ever
Christmas party, which a lot of us, I mean, I've had like jobs and stuff.
But I don't really when I think about it besides Christmas
party's here.
Wait, this is number two.
I don't know if I ever had one before.
This is the second one for you.
Oh, you have a movie vote?
The last one.
Yeah, no, that was the first year.
That was last year.
And before that, like, I had jobs and stuff, but I don't think we ever had a Christmas
party.
I didn't have a job that was, like, serious enough for that.
Not catered by, I've been to some Christmas parties.
Not catered by my parents.
Like, yeah, like, my mama used to work in the office.
Right.
And I've been to summer and a Christmas party as a kid, but I ain't ever worked somewhere
and been in no shit like that.
Bro, that was catered by Book of DeBpo.
It had the chocolate fountain.
Like, come on, bro.
But you got to be fair.
Even if you, like, look, and I'm going to tell you all this,
I got the gifts mixed up.
You feel me?
Oh, yeah.
And that's my homies.
I owe bossers.
No, because I thought I had Kelvin,
and then T.Rail said he wanted to swap with me
because Kelvin had did his back-on-fig logo.
He looked out for him, so he wanted to do something real nice for him.
So my dumb ass ain't paying attention.
I'm thinking I still got Kelvin.
And I'm always like, oh, yeah, the homie,
he'd be asking me about the juice and shit like that.
I'm getting some juice and give him a little party pack.
You feel me?
And then the homie, bosser, I'm like, damn it.
He doesn't drink smoke or fuck.
He's really straight at it.
His life is crazy.
I gave him everything to do that.
Walking around abstinence is crazy.
I admire the amount of confidence that that must take.
Because if I had been on the abstinent way in my whole life, oh my God.
I probably would have been like freaking Zuckerberg.
I would have been so different, bro, if I had not been spent so much time focused on that.
Bro, he's like a righteous punk.
rocker from the early 2000s.
Well, he said he gets the mouth.
And he also said that he has basically
like, gets a problem,
so that's why he don't want pussy to run his mind.
He would basically be missing
all no jumper dates and just fucking some bitch
in his apartment.
Basically, he's honest though, suppressing himself.
That's kind of gangster.
All he do is get his dick sucked.
He's like, nah, bitch, we can't fuck,
but you could suck.
You got to have a real game for that.
You got to respect it because you bent through it
and you came out the other side.
But Boston,
Nova Ben through it.
Hey, if you give him to only give you top, wait, we left it out, though.
Is he given a lick and return?
No, he's not.
Oh, Lloyd Banks.
He's just getting top.
He's a joint, Nick.
I think he's just getting top.
He's a gangster.
Lloyd Banks, I only go down head first in the swimming pool.
You feel me?
I don't.
I'm even pussy whenever I can, but.
That's like all the shy rack drill rappers back in the day.
They're like, all, all I want is top.
All the bars are about getting top backs.
They're not fucking.
But picture me, I'm listening to that.
I'm like 26 or something, 27,
and I'm listening to these 16-year-olds telling me
how great it is to just get head to not fuck.
I'm like, what?
Are you talking about your,
you're not using the whole buffalo, dog.
You gotta get in there.
I ain't gonna lie.
It hasn't.
It has it.
Hold on.
Me and AD might be at a test of it.
It feels like mac and cheese.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Like, full face fuck is better than pussy.
I'm gonna keep it up.
But you could do both.
I ain't gonna say, I ain't gonna say it's better, but sometimes I do prefer.
I would prefer
I mean, she'll prefer
I will put first
If she don't got no
no gag reflex
Or if her shit
suppressed
And you could just fuck her face
Oh God, I don't want no gas
No, no head's great
Don't get wrong
But why would you not want to use
The other end?
This Facebook and just
Nothing
You got to use the other end too
What?
I didn't have to play with the cat
Nothing I just got the what
Rand's all good
You can wash your hands out
She got soap in the bathroom
I have a theory though
About the shy rackians
And why they do that
Them motherfuckers are all on hell of pills
They can't even fuck like that
They're just like, I'm just off three flats right now.
I'm just need some.
I'm not going to line.
Off Adderall and shit like that.
I can't fuck.
I don't know what it is.
This is old school.
Adderall?
Rap big don't get hard off.
I mean, that's normal.
That's what I was supposed to work.
Same shit with Coke, same whatever.
It all finge of blood makes it way hard again.
I didn't know that.
But that's like, I'm just so used to hearing like younger generations of dudes tell me that,
oh, just good.
Top is great.
It's like, bro, just admit to me that your stroke is terrible.
That you can't stay hard and that you are trash it fucking.
It takes years of hard work to develop your games.
If you're trying to, like,
Stro game definitely takes.
Wage war on your enemies, bitch.
I'd rather get the top from her.
Then fuck her,
because I'm like, your bitch sucked my throat.
No, if you don't trust her,
for sure top is a good route.
I ain't going to lie.
If you want some boyfriend,
girlfriend,
shit,
and God a nigga talking about
he got top from your bitch.
That's worse to him.
That's worse than him.
That's worse than him.
Back in your bitch.
Fats.
That's worse.
She didn't get nothing from that.
She didn't get no pleasure, nothing.
She just got nutted all up in her mouth and sent home.
Yeah, I'll bust on your bitch face.
Hey, hey.
My girl fucked another dude, though, the thing that's going to be torturing me in my dreams
is the top.
Yes.
Of course.
Especially if you know your bitch got crazy throw game, you just thinking like,
damn, did she hit him with those dudes?
You gave that to another man.
Except her.
Hey, that's why it.
Your bitch got to look up.
That's why I live by this.
Here's the thing, if I, if I fucked your bitch at a certain point when I'm hitting it,
my dick's going to slip out and she's going to grab my dick and put it back in.
That should torture you.
I ain't going to lie.
Look, if you slimbing up to fucking niggins,
but if she put it back in, that means,
that's bad, right?
She put it back in.
And that's why you just get like me.
If she's slimeing up the fucking nigga,
you slime enough to bring the bag home.
No cap.
She fucking niggas, hey, bitch, bring the bag.
That's the only way to somewhat redeem it,
but even that.
I'm saying, she brings the bag back,
bitch, you can get here by wherever.
No cat.
No, I can.
How is the pussy after she's been working the track
for 12 hours straight?
Shit.
Hey.
How's it feel after that?
Damn, he just hit him with a cold.
You're hitting your, you getting high on your own supply?
Hey, look.
Who else are I'm supposed to fuck?
Let's keep it a buck.
Let's keep it a buck.
Maybe somebody who didn't just risk genital herpes
13 times on the block.
Nah, you got to look, but then I ain't going to have another thing, right?
That's why you got to put a bitch through like a, let's say like a trial period.
Thank you.
I want somebody else to say it, so I didn't have to.
You feel me?
Something like that.
Give them like three.
You feel me?
No.
Yeah.
trial period
I'm saying
Yeah you know what I'm saying
Because if you just out here
Donky dicky bitches
Who just frivolous
Who just came up in your camp
And you just donkey dick the bitch
You don't even know where she came from
Nothing you don't know what's going on
No cap
After long nights of the track
You gotta trust that bitch
It's not as glamorous as it sounds
It's not
I figure that
It's not as good
I never thought it sounded glamorous
I'd rather do that
Than rather fucking bitch who ain't doing
Nothing for it any day
The only good thing about the Pimp game
As far as I can tell
Is the really decorative cups
Like as far as far as
I can tell
that's kind of...
Shasta Sidney.
Yeah, yeah.
Sydney got Sharp the best cup.
She smashed it.
Lots of theories
about what Sharp and Sydney
might have going on in the Reddit.
Oh, yeah, no, yeah.
That's...
Is that a...
Double-S?
A choosing fee is now owed.
Wait.
Don't tell Josh,
because he's going, you know.
Do you think she went on Google
and typed it in custom pimp cup?
For sure.
Yeah.
She probably seen his soft white underbelly shit
and she probably already had it made.
Or she went to like an old little John video.
So this looks good.
It stays sharp on it
It's fire
That's shit fire
Can we just acknowledge
That I got given a laparous
And then I re-gifted it
I'm still reeling from this
I think it was like
The best thing I ever did
Here's a hundred dollars
And the $100 is like
Make it a little bit better
I ain't get shit
Nobody gave me nothing
Yeah I ain't gonna lie
You still waiting
What the fuck?
And you know what
Phil's a vengeful God
He's gonna not give you his gift
Now because you keep saying this
He is a visual God
He would really do that
Yeah he gonna see this
He gonna see this is not
I felt as soon as the nigga
My paycheck's still clear
I was like oh
You know what this came to me like
I'm his up
Like, I'll fuck what you feel?
You're gonna have to hit me with that one.
Do you know what the-jured?
What did you should have bought something, though?
What is the gift?
Do you know what it is?
I have no clue.
Because he showed you the shipping information.
He did, but that could have been a gift for his cat.
We don't fucking know what the fuck that shit was for.
Shout out to Phil.
R-P. Tony.
We don't know what the fuck that was.
We don't know what the fuck that tracking him.
I could have been draw.
Yo, I think Phil is mad at all of us, too,
because I fucking DMed him something funny earlier
and he didn't respond to me.
He left me on scene.
I didn't know that he was one of those, like,
where you can't really joke with him.
Like, I was kind of joking because he had lost the pictures.
Phil will fight you.
Yeah.
He's a serious guy.
He will fight you.
He didn't know that.
I just thought it was like, cool, you feel of me?
So he lost the pictures to an interview that we did.
And he didn't give me no gift.
I'm like, damn, Phil, you two and old this week.
Wow.
My paycheck's still clear.
Damn, my nigga.
It wasn't even like that.
That wasn't a shot.
I was just trying to make light dancer with you because we don't talk.
You know what I'm saying?
I was just trying to make small talk.
Man, leave that nigga love.
Clearly, he almost punched me in my shit, nigga.
He took your pictures.
He's probably taking it today.
I've seen Phil shoot people in the office glares
that basically suggest that he's about to a little copy of them real quick
if they don't shut the fuck up.
Did you all see him with the blackout girls in here?
No.
He was going to punch her.
He was going to punch her.
She was going to.
She was asking.
Who was she asking for merch?
I think it was Josh or Adam like, where's the merch?
And they just wanted him.
Yo, his impersonations are really good.
He's pointed towards field with all of them.
I think it was you.
He was like, I don't know.
They handled the merch.
So you just sick the bitches right on field.
They drunk asses go over there.
Where's the merch?
Can I have one of these shirts?
And loud as fucking, I could just see it all on Phil's face.
Like, I'm reading his lips over there and look like he's turning like, can you like go back over there?
Like, it was crazy.
He handled it well.
He did.
But he's very blunt, so he will be like.
No, he said it.
He ain't with the bullshit.
I don't know what he said, but he said it.
And she came inside her eyes back down.
But honestly, to me, the best part of the Secret Santa,
kind of like you re-gifting the Pokemon,
just like the giving aspect of it.
Like, I was hella-juiced, like,
like, okay, what does T-Rail need?
He need the Air Force is.
He liked McDonald's.
Let me put the McDonald's car in there.
Like, you feel me?
I'm gonna, like, get something that I know he fuck with.
And that actually, like, brought us closer to him.
But I got the person in the office
that I probably know the least about.
Yeah.
And I also found out the hard way that the stores at the mall don't sell Hurley anymore.
I wish I got rich-ass AD.
Wait, it wasn't me.
I wish I got rich.
I would have bought something nice.
Nick ain't get me shit.
You're going to got some dick juice.
I mean, that goes for the supply, right?
That's a business expense for you, Father.
I mean, hey, facts.
All he would have had to give you was a perk 10, that is the dig juice.
That blue juice coming handy.
If AD came in with a bottle of fucking perks for suspect for Secret Santa, I would have actually
He gives me perks for gifts.
That's on God.
You are forever in my face.
Thank God we finally have a perk head on the staff.
And nigga give me some lean in some perks on God.
You are forever.
I will love you.
We need to put perks in the vending machine.
Boy,
I'll be here at 10 a.m. sharp.
Every day.
Wait,
he lined up in the gym.
He lined up the guinea.
You and a bunch of other people.
You're crazy.
I'm here.
9 a.m.
Sharp.
Motherfucking steal that whole vending machine.
I don't have to be on schedule.
A bunch of people in cough syrup merch just standing the line outside of the office.
Don't ever put some walk inside the vending machine.
No fentanyl.
I was thinking about that when we were talking about Taleb Kuali.
That'd be fine.
How we got Lean for our last name?
Hmm.
I mean, that's Kuali, but it's pretty close.
If I was a rapper, I'd probably be able to bridge that gap.
You like that.
You just might have gave somebody an idea.
Somebody might take that and put Kuali.
Why don't you do it?
That's fine.
All the rappers that know about Taleb Kuali don't know about Lean.
You're right.
We just did a four-hour interview with his dad.
That might be the longest interview.
I don't know if it's the longest interview, but it's really close.
And it's crazy because I didn't see Adam struggle for 45 minutes.
That nigga want to go home.
Pause.
That nigga want to go home after an hour.
Like, he'd be over that shit.
Like, that nigga was engaged.
She didn't pull out his phone.
Nothing.
No, that was really dumb.
Every interview has like a good natural length.
And, you know, a lot of people who are fresh up out the projects.
You got to have a good story for four hours.
His shit was five.
I feel like I can do an hour with most people.
But a lot of, like, young rappers are probably better off.
doing 30, 40 minutes, right?
You're right.
With him, four hours was, we had to stop it.
We didn't scratch the surface.
Like, it's still so much that a nigga need to do.
Like, nah, that was, that was a light interview.
It was crazy.
Like, he's super talkative.
Plus, like, obviously, there's all the dynamics to play off of with it being his father.
And he's good at talking.
It's like a me, but 20 years later.
And then, like, he's amazing on camera, yes.
Literally me in 20 years.
Like, he can hold a conversation like me, but he has 30 years more of my knowledge.
And then me knowing his whole history,
so it's like it was fire i learned some shit it was it was cold y'all gonna learn shit about my dad when he came
here you learned about multi-level marketing i learned hell of shit no cap you're dabby with the pyramid
schemes and then he got he got me allegedly i think adam got to understand me more he he's seen him
he was like okay i get why you're exactly how you are your dad's tight i like him he reminds me of myself
fire not really in many like literal ways but just in the fact that i like it that's right just because
you guys are both from the streets
gang begging
been shot in the last couple years
fucked out
got a rapper son
just like me
not that show is far
who's your rapper son
uh
Lusanne
that's a good question
Uri
if I had to have a rapper son
dude I just saw a clip of Yuri
hitting a dad
in the restaurant
MGK
no no no your son is Lil Cido
show
MGK
Lido
why Little Cito hit me
would be your son
Lill Cito hit me
like why I flop
Why house phone, like, y'all kicked house phone off the pot or whatever?
I'm like, I'm pretty sure you're watching an old episode of the podcast.
It was probably that little time period.
Yeah.
But also like.
I mean, because he never, you said that he wasn't hearing no more than he.
He never whiggled his ass back in.
I told him, I said, nigga, he's a, blah, blah.
Well, he caught.
He didn't even tell us that he was sick.
Josh had to tell me like five minutes ago and I was like, hey, almighty, you want to do it?
Yeah.
Is he good, though?
I don't know.
He'll be all right.
He didn't tell me.
But hopefully house gharib is all right, man.
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Josh never change it.
There's no eye in anything.
I want to see Josh just plunk that cursor down
and just hit that eye.
Josh, did you shave your beard
because Lesh got one?
Yes.
That's right.
Wow.
He's like,
this nigga not fend to be
my evil twin in this bitch.
This is not working.
Spoiler.
I already happened.
Josh is definitely the evil one.
That nigga.
Hey, he's like the one
who you think is really nice,
but he's really the evil one.
Josh,
I haven't seen evil Josh yet.
You ever go commit any crimes or anything?
Could you see Josh like
just like gone behind an abandoned building
and like smashing a TV or something?
I don't think that, but I think if like...
I see Josh trespassing.
arson.
I can see you trespassing.
I think he can be a skateboard or something.
But if he's seen some bullshit, he wouldn't tell.
I'll never tell.
I don't think he would tell him.
I can see Josh loitering.
But Josh's facial hair grows back hella quick.
He's already got the Homer Simpson 5 o'clock shadow crack in.
Have you thought about allowing your beard to descend down onto your neck more or does it
have to be like a hard cutoff right there?
It's just so bad.
Yours is fake.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that shit.
I can't grow a beer, bro.
My shit patch me.
Why would I want it out my name?
I'm just curious.
Whenever I have a beard, I don't really like, do I?
I don't know.
Honestly, even though you're 25, I don't think it's going to get any different than that.
I don't think so.
Some people shit don't grow like that.
Yeah, my shit is not.
I get real patchy and start looking like a homeless man.
Yeah.
That shit not it.
You look like you probably like stab people.
I ain't going to lie.
What?
I don't lie.
I don't know.
The facial hair just gives me like stabber vibes.
He's a poker.
I ain't going to lie.
The only time I did some shit like that was like Juveno Hall.
It's because like I had no choice
Like, nigga, the staff told me
Like, they're gonna get you when you
Let's look like he stab somebody
So I got ready
Nika took the pencil on the side of the shit
Stuck a nigga real quick
So the beard has to stop there
It can't go down
And is this the longest it's gonna go?
I don't really want it to get like too much
This shit can go down
You can see it
It could in theory
But I don't know
I don't want it to get too crazy
I kind of like where it's that right now
You don't want to be like a freeway beard
No fuck all that
That's disgusting
for me, it wouldn't look right.
Yeah.
If you're a white dude
and let your beard grow down
to like here,
I don't like it.
You have to go to beard conventions.
You got to go to a beard convention.
You got to go to a beard convention.
You got to work for black rifle coffee.
If you got a thick ass beard,
I would immediately sue him
you had white supremacists.
When I met him,
he was bald.
I ain't going to lie,
Adam.
You used to look like a straight white supremacist.
Now you look like somebody's white uncle
who might have been at bars
getting tattoos and shit.
I think that was like my main appeal
in the beginning.
It's like,
oh,
he's a hip hopcaster
who looks.
like a Nazi.
Fuenza.
Isn't that look?
What a cool hook.
You was pushing it.
Somebody called us one of us, uh, one of us today.
I don't know which one of us.
Thick Fuentes.
I don't know what it was.
Nigger Paul.
Thick Fuente.
A thick Fuentes would just be like a, a chubby guy who looked like Nick Fuentes.
But it was, go here, John.
It was Duno's homie.
Okay.
Okay.
Because it was Icon, Duno, it did me.
Where have I seen his face before?
I see him.
I'm like, he looks really familiar.
Videos and shit too.
He'd been here for a lot of shit too.
I caught he looked familiar when I was seen him.
I'm like, I've seen him somewhere before.
His lady is the LA tooth fair.
That was your teeth.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Okay.
And he's like a prominent video director in L.A.
He's done a lot of dope videos.
And the woman that you, yeah, let's talk about that.
So you introduced me to a woman and you say, yeah, she cleans teeth.
She's the L.A. tooth fairy.
She starts cleaning my teeth.
Okay, cool.
Or she whitened my teeth, actually, which I kind of forgot that I did it already, but I'm assuming that it worked.
but then I follow her
and so now I'm seeing her comments
pop up when she comments on people's shit
and so I see Jenny 69
drops a new photo Jenny 69
that's a home girl and I just see her
in the comments just straight up banging on her
and so I was like okay
Lush got me in some shit
I'll tell you this right now
I'm working with the ops on dentistry
I'll tell you this you do not want smoke
with that woman
Jenny 69 or the other one
not L.A. tooth fair
I don't want smoke with either of them
yeah no
I love me some Jenny 69
What if Jenny 6.9 won't clean my teeth now?
I would risk it all for Jenny 6.9.
Trust me.
But with that being said, I'm, yeah, no.
L.A. tooth fairy's got a crazy story.
Yeah.
But you want to know what it was, too, is that Jenny posted a photo and wrote, like, something like,
look how hood I am.
I'm so hood.
And she's just responding.
You ain't hood.
Speaking of the Tooth Fairy, when they pay us more, you're going to get some veneers?
Yeah.
He said, when they pay us more?
It's nice.
Like the passage of time
We'll pay you more.
Hey,
press the issue live.
You got to drop that dime in there real quick.
Hey,
when they give us some more money,
you're going to get some veneers?
It's already in the works.
He'll be like,
holler at Jesus and hollered,
Josh.
I thought you had the tooth plug,
A.D.
Huh?
I thought you had the tooth plug.
Yeah, I do, man.
It's just a beer plug.
It's a beer plug.
A.D.
the plug in general.
Yes.
We'll see if we can start a bidding award
because I already have a dentist
that's willing to,
you feel of me,
show some love.
Are you even here?
I need a new hairline.
First time in now,
we don't go together then.
Let's go.
I need to new hair line.
You should be crawling back.
A little bit.
My shit thinning right here.
Are you watching creep up a little bit?
I feel like that's normal.
Everybody say my shit normal,
but I want my shit.
I want my shit down here.
It's because I should get thin right here.
I want my shit to connect to my eyebrows.
You really?
I feel like your shit looks normal,
but also, you know,
you know what your head has looked like
since you were young.
So it's like, it could have been.
But I got baby pictures.
Because my shit looked fucked up then.
Really?
Like push back?
Yeah.
Yeah, Tiro's shit does look really good.
My shit was perfect until like 18.
Then it just started fading.
Nika, mom's just trying to cut our hair.
Scarred my brother.
It's kind of good the way things worked out as far as for me.
Like I started coming on the pod.
Didn't have any of my gear.
You feel me?
I had a clean, shaven face, triple chin exposed, fucked up teeth.
And then gradually things were kind of slowly over time.
Getting back in place.
So, so.
I asked me too.
I came up here.
No jewelry.
Couple fizzed because I had to get into some little shit.
You know what I'm saying?
You feel me?
Then they come up here,
motherfucking fly a day.
You see lush gurb.
You know what I'm saying?
Teeth clean.
Filling me earrings busting and shit.
Beer gervin.
You see it.
And the cold thing is,
even though I'm not going to be,
I'm just going to be a normal human being
because I started so low.
You're no longer.
There's no human being once you get the teeth.
Oh, yeah.
It's over.
You a guy out of you.
Oh, you got.
Um, my teeth kind of cool already, but my hairline, I got to re-no.
Yeah, your teeth are normal.
But now it's like if you don't have perfect fucking veneers, then everybody like kind of
is looking at you like your teeth are a little weird.
People will be asking me sometimes that's not veneers.
I have nice normal teeth and I still kind of look at and I'm like, well, I don't have veneers.
I mean, the thing is women, if I had teeth like yours, I wouldn't.
Oh, hell no.
Women say they like that.
Women say they like that.
Every time they meet, oh, you have such a nice smile.
That's the first thing they say to you.
I love nice teeth, nice teeth, breath.
Look, I think females look at shoes, teeth and brush, and how you smell.
Smale teeth.
Hey, your nails, too.
Manicure, too.
Can't smell me through Instagram, baby.
Get you some clear coat, nigga.
Smell me through the podcast.
Go to a manny, petty, and the clear coat.
The clear coat is cool, but I just get to shine a buffer.
I ain't going to lie.
I be doing both sometimes.
There's a clear coat being chipping sometimes.
You're right.
But that's why you got to go like every week or two.
You feel me?
That's why I'm trying to stop biting my nails.
I'm getting good, but they're still.
See, I shine and buffer these motherfuckers.
Get your cuticles right.
I'll for sure go get my shit down.
Cuticles.
Get them cuticles right.
You ain't never been in the nail shop
and got him in any in the pity?
No, I did.
Something happened.
Yeah.
I haven't been back.
Oh, yeah.
Would you got some neck in the back on initially?
No, he got some head.
He got some head.
He got some head.
He got any neck.
He got some head.
I didn't actually get hurt into that just for a record.
Hey, dude, but did you go, for a while?
Did you go back?
It was like, I'm going back to the same.
I never went back.
I don't even know if I ever went to it.
I don't think I ever got a manicure again.
since then.
I'm trying to get somebody who comes to me
the same with the barber.
I feel that.
If anybody knows any little Asian ladies
who do house calls, let me know.
That's fire.
Or other ethnicities.
I think I might.
I might know some Cambodians
who'll pull up to your shit.
Who would love a Cambodian?
I ain't even going on.
That's hard.
I think I do.
There was a couple of Cambodians
that lived in my neighborhood
when I was growing up
and it was like
everybody was almost all white
and then there was like
a couple black kids
and then there was these Cambodians.
I'm like, so you could just be
a totally different thing.
Matter of fact, my cousin got you.
Royal Diva spa
Yeah, all right for show
Because they got the adults in line now
She's gonna give me a French tip and everything
No shout to my cousin though
Because he got this
It was a dope idea
So they do
They have a party bus
And they do manny petties
For the kids
I mean for the little girls
So they will do like community events
And stuff like that
Then they upgrade it now
We got a bus for adults now too
Could that be a weekly thing
At the office?
Yeah you can bring the shit
That'd be dope
Everybody gets a manicure.
Put it on an office car.
I love it.
Yeah.
No health insurance, but everybody gets their nails.
That's right.
No, but if you have like your daughter, your daughter, you in L.A., she, birthday party.
You better take all the 1942 off the party bus.
If Parker's having a birthday.
You can't have that.
No, but if Parker has a birthday, they'll pull up, you feel me, they'll pamper all the kids.
They'll dress them up, have a little fashion show for everybody.
It's just dope.
That's fine.
A lot of NBA people to get my cousin on the time and shit, too.
I went to a, fuck, I went to a place on Ventura the other day called
Candyland,
little kid hangout.
Yeah.
I think I was talking about.
It's lit.
There was like another
like tattoo couple in there
that I like felt the vibe from.
It's one in the mall that we went to too
that I take my baby to all the time.
Yeah,
it's like a little chucky cheese type shit in there.
Yeah, the third floor.
Whole little ball pin and shit.
Yeah,
I almost had to sock one of the little kids
in the head for playing with my daughter.
Yeah.
I'm just let everybody know at home know
that I'm going to do y'all dirty
and not tell you an amazing story
about suspect from the mall
in the arcade.
But just know that
You can tell them
No
No I can't
And no I won't
I won't
No I definitely
Don't
Don't leave no
Brickroom
No
I did some dumb shit
And
Yeah
Yeah
No
No
The rocket launcher
Like
You know what I'm saying
That the rocket launcher
Off the launch pad
This fool
Drop the blanket
At the
Nah
I didn't drop it
Uh uh
Uh huh
Daddy
What's that
Nah
That would be crazy
Nah
You couldn't see
In the vlog
That would be crazy
No
How was it
going to the mall without I'm 22.
Um, to be honest.
I heard him be like, damn, I ain't going to the mall without Adam anymore.
This shit, I fly.
Nigga, as soon as we walked in that bitch, they're like, oh, y'all got to come to the back.
I'm like, nigga, I've been famous like six years.
Niggas don't never tell me come to the back unless it's like mail rolls or some shit.
We went to the...
We didn't a mall.
They tell us come to the back.
No, we went to a streetware place and, like, all of a sudden they pull us in the bag.
It's all sneakers and the shit in the front.
They got like $3,000 fucking vintage shit.
What was that shit called again?
Fuck.
Visions?
Yeah, visions.
And it was just ratchy enough in the mall for me to get noticed more than everybody.
Yo, he was lit.
It was crazy.
Niggas left through, like, yeah, I'm married.
And it's crazy how many people was, I was noticing.
I don't know if Adam pick up on shit, but I'd be outside by myself a lot.
So I got to be aware of my surroundings.
I've seen like 30 people notice you, but was too scared to say anything.
But I was walking past a lot of people.
How many people since your incident happened are afraid to come up and say something to you now?
To be honest, everybody was like, yeah.
The Copey shit was fire.
Like, people are at you out, dude.
There was a lot of that.
Bro, you whoops his eyes.
Like, they literally just be coming up to me saying that shit.
You feel me?
Now, they was noticing us left and right.
But he's a big-ass white man.
So people was really noticing him for sure.
And he wasn't paying attention like that.
He'd be in his own little world.
But I seen two, like, grown women walk right past.
And I'm like, she tapped him.
She was like, that's Adam.
As I was walking in the Lego store.
And I'm like, yeah, that's him.
Go talk to him.
He was like, as I walk in the Lego store.
Yeah, I was walking to Legos to get my daughter some Legos.
Yo, I still fuck with Legos.
I gave my girl the Eiffel Tower Lego set for Christmas.
She liked Legos?
She loves them.
I can't wait until my son get older so I could just do something with them.
My kid got the big Legos.
You know, the Duploes or whatever?
The fucking gigantic Legos.
No, we didn't get left and right though.
That shit was cool.
I ain't going on.
We should do that like every week.
But we got to get, I ain't going on.
We need no jumper expenses.
All I know is, Nick, give me like $8.50 to spend.
At the Lego store?
No, niggies.
That was a one-time deal for my daughter.
For me, we're going to be going vlog shopping.
I can't be using my no jumper check for this.
We need the American Express.
Yeah, you're about to be fired now.
Get them out of here.
Give us a $500 limit in the mall so I'll go give me some jeans.
We're going to have to take a look at the ad sense revenue.
Never have a suspect on the show again.
We're going to need a sponsor.
Fats.
Honey.com.
He's going to have to sponsor the blog.
We just need like a store that a sponsor us,
and then we can go there every week, get some shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Exchange, give them promo that give us shit.
Yeah.
We're going there and do vlogs and shit.
I love this idea.
Yeah.
That'll work.
Anyway.
Yeah.
A.D., the verdict is in.
Tori Lane's, looks like he's going to be doing some time.
I don't think he's going to jail.
He's going to jail.
I think he's going to jail.
I haven't heard anybody said that he might not go to jail.
He is 1,000% going to jail.
This case was too.
They've had him guilty of shooting a woman in the foot.
What if that nigga do, like, what if he get, like, a year house arrest and a 10 years suspended sentence?
I think that's very, like.
House arrest.
That's suspended sentence shit is so likely when he got money.
I think he's going to get, like, maybe five.
I said nine at first, maybe five.
Everybody I heard says it's, like, between five and nine, most likely.
Yeah, yeah.
I hope they just give him a system.
And the reality is, is he's probably never coming back to America after that.
No, that's the reality.
He, for sure, his ass deported, and that's why house arrest isn't really a probability,
because they don't even want his ass in the motherfucking country.
Yeah, and he did the right thing
by dragging his kids to court every day
because he actually has me, like, kind of feeling bad for not,
not for the fact that he got to go sit down,
but just for the fucking ramifications that I was going to have
on his loved ones and shit, even though, you know,
I ultimately think that justice was probably served,
but, you know, look at those kids.
You was on the edge of EEOC too.
I think he was a lot of reasonable doubt,
and I don't think he's, I was excited.
I was sitting next to you was like,
bro, Kelsey just said she lied about it.
Everything.
I was tough.
We were sitting there literally like.
There's so many crazy things that happened throughout the course of that trial, though,
specifically her giving testimony that was completely the opposite of this shit that she said right after the shit.
And then the neighbor comes out and says, actually, I saw her fire a shot.
And then I saw them trying to drag her into the whip like they were going to fucking dump her off in the river.
And nothing else in the, in the whole time on trial, nothing else corroborated what the neighbor said at all, which was crazy.
So, but honestly.
Do you feel, after every information that you didn't gather,
do you feel that they got him without a doubt?
I think they did a great job at raising some doubt.
And it seemed like a lot of people kind of felt like they raised enough doubt
that it might have got him off.
But ultimately, I think the reason why the jury came back pretty quickly
is because there wasn't really that much doubt.
And especially like the media just did such a good job
at painting the idea that there was more.
There was a lot of doubt.
A lot of...
First of all...
I think there's a lot less than a lot of people think.
I don't understand how that shit wasn't a mistrial.
You got...
Facts.
You got suspects consorting with jurors in elevators.
You got people recanting their testimony.
You have witnesses can't be found.
But they're not going to call a mistrial
because of a little shit like that.
That sounds like a mistrial to me.
In typical cases, that usually be mistrial.
Any one of those things, much less the collection of all three.
Now, Adam, I want to know how it feels...
you being an outspoken advocate for Meg throughout this whole thing.
You got-
Not for any particular reason just because I thought that it was the case.
Yeah, yeah, let's clarify.
1,000% you were like, she's, he's guilty, this is what happened.
You were standing on that hill.
You took the, you feel me, you took the record and put it in the mirror,
let it reflect to oblivion, and then when it comes down to the verdict being announced,
verdict being announced when that could have substantiated everything that you said.
Your very own platform reported the complete opposite wrongly.
Wrongly.
With the laughing stock of media right now.
Author that tweet.
Flocko.
I mean, yeah.
I believe it was from the social media team helmed by our very own Flaco Chungis.
That was unfortunate.
That was a bummer.
Just because it's like, he should.
should have been willing to wait a little longer.
To be fair, like rap TV and fucking say cheese got tricked at the same time.
Dom is live.
But they weren't riding.
How are you in court and still get it wrong?
But they weren't standing on that day.
How are you in the building?
He wasn't there.
Not that day.
But they weren't standing on that opinion.
It did.
Like you were standing on that from Jump Street.
Yeah.
You were like, so the fact that you don't even get to rack up them brownie points from the
feminist community.
Well, I'm not trying to get brownie points or whatever, but definitely, yeah, that's suck that
fuck.
I felt the need to fucking prematurely post this fucking, in retrospect, clearly fake thing.
Let me ask you.
This is the thing I want to get to, though, is that, so Anthony Fantano, who did the podcast
back in the day, haven't communicated with him a very long time, but I'm a fan of his content,
right, so I still am subscribed.
I watch a shit from time to time, and I seen he dropped a video called Toy Lane's
guilty.
And it was a weird feeling because I pretty much agreed with everything he said, the whole
video in the sense of like what he was saying about meg and shit but he just decided to in this video
like unload on me and act he calls act like a stupid fucking like basically acts as if act like is like
this terrible misinformation blogger or whatever and then he says adam 22 loser and he and he posts
on the screen two things he posts a screenshot of a vlad interview clip where vlad where vlad
basically suggested like what if tory lane ends up suing meg after this all ends if he's found
innocent and i said that that would be beautiful and i was just kind of like taken out of context
a little bit because like yeah i said that would be beautiful if that happened if that's actually
played out but like anybody who's like watched me talk about this shit knows that i basically had
meg's bag this whole fucking time and then the other thing he put on the screen was this this quote
that i said on the news that went viral and in retrospect it's just like 100% true it's exactly
what happened, which is they went to a party at Kylie Jenner's shit.
There was some kind of flirtation or whatever.
Kylie, you know, at some point, asked them to leave or they leave.
And then Meg gets into this crazy-ass fight with Torrey Lanes, and that's how the shooting
happened.
So, like, I got dragged by Twitter.
You got dragged.
For saying that exact account at the time and just basically saying, this is what I heard.
Now that everything has come out, that is basically, it's just a little bit more general
version of exactly what happened.
That's a pretty tame account.
I know in retrospect, yeah, but at the time, that was kind of like, oh, wow, like this is a narrative.
You know, but Anthony Fantana, I'm watching this whole video and I'm agreeing with the whole video,
but then he's basically portraying me as if I was this anti-Megging person the whole time.
But then when I say that, I have to add the asterisk because somebody on my team felt
the need to post something that was not true on the Doja Veracal.
So that just like, the fact that I sat here on this podcast and that our hardcore fans
who actually watch every episode know how I feel
doesn't fucking matter
because to a regular person on Twitter
that one tweet of Flacco
getting the verdict wrong
was like way more people saw that
than we'll ever watch this conversation
that I'm having right now
and they're all going to blame you and not him.
Nobody's going to blame Flaco.
And let me ask you on my punstigator tip.
How does that on 22 feel
about Poeta Flacco these days?
He did that.
Flacco's cool.
How about his like
work status?
said no jumper anything changing what's going on adam 22 well there wasn't a monday show this
week whoa is this going to be permanent are we getting somewhere we're going to take a step back
from the weekly podcast it's not that it's not that flaco's totally off camera but breaking news
oh breaking fucking news oh my god the custigator over here but we're taking a step back from the weekly
Monday show. Whoa. This is my thing. We have the news. We're aiming to have the news going every single
day at noon. So if we're going to like figure out new hosts and figure out that, oh, these people get along
so good, we got to do a weekly show with them. I feel like we're going to figure that out on the news
and maybe other streams that we're doing through like trying out different talent. With the flago thing,
it's like it just, the views just keep dropping. It's like we have to actually like find a dynamic that
works before we can like commit ourselves to keep going with this so at this time we put it on ice
and we'll see what happens what we what we choose to do with monday monday is prime time
tuesday wednesday like these are all days that we're trying to fill with a lot of good content
so it's already on monday so are you trying to do more but right but we want to fill in a perfect world
we'd be streaming from like noon to eight we don't have that much content at this point but maybe in the
future it could get closer to be honest content on monday has to be very very much content on monday has to be very
strong because you got fig munity.
Well,
and also,
we got a community.
It's whiling out.
I feel like people are online
the most on Monday
and then also that's when
there's the most shit to talk about
because you have the whole weekend's worth of shit.
No, but absolutely.
But when like a huge,
when there's a lot of people
that are tuning into like fan favorite shows,
that's why the fact that when our Monday show
last this week did decent numbers,
I was like, damn.
I felt like that speaks value.
Yeah, we're going up against back on big,
And like the Reddit hated people, it's me, lush, Gina, and they on stream at the same time
and we still being able to do our shit, I feel like that speaks volumes.
No, that shit is dope.
You feel me?
Yeah.
Niggas love AD and niggas love back on fig, like, for sure.
You know what I'm saying?
So for us to be on at the same time and still getting decent views, I feel like that's good.
But y'all have a great dynamic now.
You know what I'm saying?
I would agree.
And it's unfortunate because I feel bad because I feel like Flacco is probably having
a terrible last two weeks
of all this shit going on.
I don't want to shit on him.
I don't want to sit there and say
nothing crazy, but I feel like
you guys are happy with the Monday show
that y'all got going there.
I just told Adam like maybe like an hour ago
and I was like, I think that Falko was still good
for some. I say he's like this.
He's like Draymond.
Where like with Curry and Clay, he's the shit.
But if Drayman just goes to another team,
he's going to be shit.
He has to be put in a specific
you know what I'm saying like environment for him to thrive you know what I'm saying I think he
who else is going to court buildings at 8 a.m. It's not me nobody I think he's good at his job you know
what I'm saying I just think he needs to find the lane and he needs help with it.
Well Adam got him out of the paint now who's next?
Shit I got somebody we're going to see somebody. What to get out of the paint? No no no no no
I'm going to say I'm going to bring somebody. I think I got some people we can have on camera
that'll be fired. I talked to Adam. My favorite thing though too is I really want to
like streams where we just get on for a couple hours and the ideas that we have like maybe like
10 people on deck and we try them out one by one and just like have the fucking audience vote and
shit because I feel like if you get somebody on camera that they're really going to fuck with
they probably only need like 10 or 15 minutes before they start to realize that they fuck
with them you know so I feel like we got to we got to create content that helps us get way
more people on camera because every now and then we just find somebody that works and it's like
so good like find lush find suspect
whatever and it's just it's such a good
thing for us but we don't really like take that
many changes on people it's just kind of ends up being
like you did an interview and we were like
oh fuck like that went pretty good like maybe
you could be on camera and like you know you fucking
ended up coming with disaster whatever but
we gotta like force ourselves to try
more people out but it's weird though because like
me being on the pot of disaster there
was not a thought in your mind like
oh this fool is going to wind up being
a permanent spot on the live streams
and all that and like you know
or more someone that we integrate to a lot of our content.
I think we had to see you away from him
so you could really shine.
Not nothing to disaster.
Shout out to disaster.
That's my boy.
But I think, you know,
sometimes when it's like a Kobe and Shaq on the same team
and then when y'all go to other places,
y'all can really thrive, you know what I'm saying?
We were like Greg Oster tagging, Kurt Rembis.
Yeah, Adam was probably this close.
Like, yeah, Lush is about to get out of here.
Yeah, they were not.
He was about to give you the Flacco treatment.
They were not fucking with us.
Look at Josh.
I think it was just y'all two together.
I ain't going to like.
I feel like watching y'all podcast.
He ain't lying, no.
It was like y'all was interviewing each other more than the guests.
No, it wasn't fucking with it.
The niggas was talking to their selves.
Man, look, I'm going to keep in real with y'all.
No, jumpers are tight ship.
Oh, yeah.
When views start declining, you're out of here.
You're on the chopping block.
What?
I'm just going to get the call a niggas gay and get my views back up.
Do what you got to do?
Are you gay?
You feel me?
I'm going to make my comeback.
You, you, uh, you open the door for the new stimulus package.
This assault somebody.
And then let me, she go.
That shit not going to work for you.
You do the TikTok a Sharp?
Facts.
Listen.
I like you.
I fucks with you.
But you's a stupid bitch.
That shit viral.
No, honestly, suspect you should be to homophobia what sharp is to misogyny.
And you feel that just like...
Misogany.
Fire.
You should get like a rainbow costume to like defeat homophobia.
Don't do that.
That's what the fuck I'm not doing.
Ain't no fucking way.
That's what we were not.
I got a promotion
No key
That's what I said
It was crazy
It's the truth
Put your hands on the niggum
No jumper
You get a promotion
But you're not supposed to say that after
That's beautiful
Nah but on God
It's not gonna work for everybody
It's not gonna work
You know what I'm saying
I think it was just
Circumstances of how it happened
But like I was almost out of here too
Let's not let's not
I hope nobody else thinks
That that's a good method
Facts because I was almost fired
He took my car
I've been waiting
We were pretty hyped on Phil out
I've been waiting
I was on
When Phil beat up the guy at the store on the first day, we were pretty hyped on Phil.
Phil was beating his asses?
There's a video.
There's footage.
Oh, yeah.
So leave that nigga low.
Type in.
Hey, Phil.
I don't want no stuff at it.
Reddit.
Reddit.
Type in on some shit grand opening and watch that vlog.
And you'll see some fire footage.
Phil fin of fire on suspect be like, I'm not Kelpy bitch.
It's not just Phil.
It's mad people beating up this one dude in there.
Fuck.
I don't want no smoke, Phil.
The scandalous part about it during the, during the secret.
Santa was AD and Duno
just cracking up
laughing at suspect? That was the most
unfunniest I've ever seen Duno.
It was not funny. Hey no.
Let me tell you why I know. Why were you laughing
so much? No, I'm laughing because
Duno, you know me and Duno's stupid.
We look in the corner and everybody's getting gifts
and suspects is looking like this.
We like, I know
because I know he don't care like that
but I know like a part of me would be like,
bitch ass nigga didn't give me no kid.
I wasn't trim because I ain't going to lie. I was
thinking in my head, whatever this nigga give me, I'm probably not even going to fucking won't.
No, but the best gift you got, but you're suspect.
But if you like it and when you get it, no, no, he's not giving it to.
There's no way.
I'm just saying like, I don't think it would have looked, bro.
You never getting a photo back either.
If that shit, not a fucking chain.
What if it was a perk?
If that shit, look, if it's not a perk, some lien.
He's from the high desert.
He probably knows that I get some perks.
If it wasn't some jury or something, I wasn't going to lose my mind.
You know what I'm saying?
So whatever it was, I could have went without.
I like, that's why I wasn't tripping.
Who was it?
You got the gift?
And Tiro's like, you work here?
That was Mac.
Honestly, I've seen them before, but I was like, I have not seen you as on this effort.
I never seen that nigga.
Damn my life.
That's what I was said.
I ever saw that nigga a damn my life.
He did an interview one time talking to somebody on stream and they titled that like, inside no jumper.
And I had not met him.
I didn't even met him yet at that point.
No, he cool, but it was.
That was months ago.
It's just funny that he was in the Secret Santa and not flaco.
And he knows what I like.
Yeah.
You feel me?
Flacco had a whole excuse about how he missed out on the Secret Santa emails or whatever.
No, y'all was like, yeah, you know, it's kind of stay away from us right now.
You got to reach out to the significant other.
Like I asked Heather, like, yo, what's T.R.R.'s shoe size.
You have to, like, you have to kind of figure out.
Dance around it.
Through, from an inside source that's been to know us up.
You've got a tap in.
And this, let's talk about how suspect got me a very nice gift.
Look, mona.
I never.
You got him a great gift.
He told me about it.
I never been in no Christmas, nothing, my nigga.
So, niggas talking about secret Santas and all this shit.
Look, I'm a nigga.
This is new.
I didn't know that.
This was through it.
I didn't even know we had a Max.
He got him a Gucci hat.
He threw a Gucci hat at me and said Santa Claus ain't real.
Damn.
Cap.
I didn't know, though.
Like, if I would, I've never, I've never been in no Christmas party in no office or no
shit like that or no secret Santa.
Like, I didn't know.
I just thought it was like, nigga, you pull your name out.
You get somebody.
name, do you just give him the gift when we see him?
I didn't know that it was like a whole
event at the end of the night and everybody
was, if I would have knew that, I definitely
would have, just fuck him. I want niggas
to see what I want. See, I like that about you that you
didn't know that. No, I had no clue.
First, he said in the group chat.
Yeah, I got lush. I got lush.
Hey, I ain't know, bro.
He just says it super casual like
three weeks in advance. No cap.
Who knows? I would have got you know.
I would have got you. I would have got you some pop-on
veneers.
I don't think those.
I know Lush and I know he's like a stylish
niggie and he likes accessories and shit like that.
No, it's very nice.
I'm appreciate it.
You got my fake Gucci?
I got him a limit edition.
Fake Gucci?
That's that shit I don't like.
You're not going to see a nigga with that.
That's five, 600 right there.
That shit is real as hell.
And you could feel it and you could tell.
He said as real as him.
No cap.
You touched that motherfucker.
You like this him.
No cap.
That's just realer than the Velveteen rabbit.
I don't give a fuck.
You feel of me?
That shit.
Dumbass clean.
No cap.
But y'all gonna see him in a soon.
Yeah.
Do you see me stunting on the bike with Parker on the back?
Yeah.
That's my new wave.
I'm gonna do that all over town.
She looked real uncomfortable.
Yeah, she got a little mad.
I was going a little too fast after a while.
She's like, she's like, dad's dank.
Dad got gas right now.
The brakes won't do a skid.
I don't know what it is.
I gotta shut my foot in the tire or something.
Why are you skinning with your infant?
Well, I want to do tricks with my kid on the bike.
I don't care.
Bro, please don't fall.
I'm not going to do anything crazy.
He's wild.
Tricks with your infant child on the back is wild.
Skid is like not really a trick.
What do you do though?
Like you accidentally fall with Parker and she has some bruises on her.
You go back until Lina.
What do you say happen?
I was trying to think like the worst injury you could get.
Unless it like a car hits me, I think, I can't really imagine anything too bad happening.
I don't even put that in here.
I'm not going to be going that far.
How, how secure is she in there?
How much?
Oh, it's good.
Yeah.
I built it myself.
So you know it's great A quality.
Huh?
Josh is going to give her the audible groan.
They're going to give her the good old flacoa.
I got into a car.
A carpenter? A carpenter? A carpenter. A carpenter won't work on your bike.
You're out here building shit?
You said a carpenter. Come over. Send your inspector is over. You check this shit out.
A wooden bike for Tokyo? I bodied it. Go to my TikTok. Adam 22 and check about my bike mod.
I strapped that shit on. Jepetto 22?
Bro, Jepetto. My kid thinks Jepetto is Santa.
The seat was built with you. They kind of look the same. She keeps going, Santa's name is Jepetto.
He's Italian. No, Jepetto makes niggas.
They come to life.
That movie's disturbing.
The Disney one?
The old one from the 40s?
Bro, like, why is this motherfucker trapped in a whale for no reason all of a sudden?
They have another one right now.
He's smoking cigars.
He's a little boy.
I've never seen the shit in my life.
It's a gangster as fuck.
He's a real guy.
It even has a warning in the beginning.
It says like warning.
I'm about to say, I don't care.
How the street you pick you is?
Everybody's seen Pinocchio.
I'm a real boy.
But I don't think I can't remember a time where I sat down and just watched it.
Yeah.
You're not familiar with the story.
You better fuck with Jiminy Cricket.
That's his name?
Was.
The Cricket's name?
Jepetto.
Jepetto is the dad.
The wood shop owner.
Like a junior pedophile.
Jepetto.
Jepetto.
Like a junior pedophile.
Whoa.
Yeah, Jepetto.
Nica, junior pedo.
That's where I thought we was going with it.
I'm like, who the fuck are they referring to?
It's Italian.
That's just Italian for pedophiles.
You're a junior.
You're a junior.
You're a junior.
Yeah.
I thought it was a junior pedophile.
Wow.
I learned something new today.
That was funny.
I'm using that.
Like if you see a young nigga and he touching kids, you're a Jepetto.
You were a Jepetto.
You were a Gelliger.
You were a little weird ass.
So victims.
Bro, you are starting that today.
You just fucked up the whole Pinocchio now.
You are weird.
Man, I don't Jepetto last.
So victims are now called Pinocchio's.
This is not funny.
You know, the way that the Pinocchio keeps,
lion and his fucking nose keeps growing
longer and longer it turns into a branch all of a sudden
the motherfucker got elephant ears
I'm being honest I'm barely paying attention
It was donkey ears whatever
I'm barely paying attention I'm looking at my phone while she's watching it
I look up all of a sudden he got fucking donkey ears
For some reason I'm like what the fuck is about the new one
No old one I ain't seen the new one
So basically the bike seat was made with shoddy craftsmanship
No come over inspect it send your finest
Send Lance Armstrong over the crib check this shit out
The same craftmanship that built the Monday show
I spent an hour and a half
That was brutal.
I spent an hour and a half in the fucking garage yesterday,
putting that shit together.
You come inspect it.
Any bike shop employees out there,
you want to come check out my craftsmanship.
I'm like Geppetto in that garage.
Oh, don't say that.
Don't say it.
No.
Whoa.
Pause.
Not today.
Hey, I just made a whole new word live, y'all.
That's fucked up.
If you put out a song and be calling people Jepetos,
a jettos.
You chepetto last nigga.
You should have been, no.
That sounds hard.
Hey, I didn't know.
What are you talking about?
That's fire.
That you call me a Jepetto.
It sounds like a big pedophile,
it sounds bad when you say it like that too.
And then Tom Hanks pops up.
There's nothing wrong with being Gillingen either.
If Petto isn't the word, I immediately just think it's bad.
Petto was in it, so I immediately thought pedophile.
Jepetto, make it a junior pedophile.
What are we doing?
It's a new word now.
You think Jepto has an Instagram?
No, they make Instagrams for like all the different people from movies and shit, but like,
we just go.
Why would you make it show me?
I'm a little bit of Pinochio's,
Page right now is Jepetto going to be tagged in one of his
Pits? They made Stevie Wonder one. Really?
That wasn't cool. That's fucked up.
How many times did you watch the Happy Chinooka video over the holidays?
Not this one of the movie for a couple?
I've seen it on Josh's story one time.
It brought me back.
What about the gang banging?
Gang banging.
Oh, we should have buzzed out out with your dad today.
You know what we're talking about?
No.
Gang banging.
Oh, yeah, he's a slap.
Gang banging.
Smokey Robinson had a little phase where
I know exactly what you're talking.
It was super viral on Twitter.
He did this awkward-ass video where he was...
That shit was the weird...
I don't know exactly what you're talking about.
That nigga AIDS like milk.
Having no hope.
That nika smokedy aids like straight milk.
You see that video and you're like, damn, you need an R around you.
He was trying to stop it.
Yeah, but not like that.
I made it worse.
Hey, but the best thing...
I almost caught a body after I watched that.
The best thing is when he went to the little poetry thing and he did archipella.
He's like, smoking that dope.
Having no hope.
Gang banging.
everybody
so good
that niggins he's a skin
the thing is he tried to
he like tried to not get it put out
and it was on ice for years
and then it kind of reemerge
what it leaked
yeah yeah that leaked way after the fact
happy that was
that was shot years before
he actually came out
that's hard
I don't think I've seen the full video
I just seen clips on a gram
and no that shit's amazing
it's cool to like try to stop gangbanging
by making a song
that makes gang banging sound sick as fuck
gang banging
like that's not gonna work
that song sign me up yeah
you made it worse
yeah like way worse
you just made being a gang member sounds
cool as fuck like I can gangbaker
I got listen to Smokey
oh I'm out of here
yeah
all right what else we got on this
topic list here
you fire flaco
that's crazy
we did not fire
hey that nigga
ignorant today
on my pustigator
No, you just hate flaco, huh?
He said, fuck that political shit.
We're turning up on him today.
No, Flacco's my God.
You're trying to get him out the paint?
Nah, Flokos, does Gina like flaco?
No, she doesn't want to see her sand.
You want to even look at her.
It's crazy because on God, I still don't be having no ill will towards that man, right?
He was just in here.
He didn't look at you, right?
He do not, he do not fuck with you.
That thing don't even look me in the eye.
You treat you like you killed his homie or something.
I was just in here and tell him out.
I'm like, he still, he still has function.
How'd he feeling bad for him?
I'm not, I wasn't even hating.
And I'm like, he still has function.
I'm not going to courtrooms at 745.
He has a specific position that I think he could feel.
He's great with hip-hop knowledge.
He's going to do shit that everybody else ain't going to do.
But I think he's oblivious to a lot of shit.
Facts.
Just how to be a human being.
That's all.
But do you think to a certain extent that Flock O'Connor had, like, the wind
taken out of his sales, because he just kept coming in here week after week.
and you and suicide and T-REL and even me
and damn near everybody here just over and over and over telling him like,
stop doing this and you need to like.
But realistically it's like even at our worst,
even at our most bullying, we're really looking up for him
because he's really tripping.
No, because we didn't want nothing to happen to him.
Yeah, hold on though.
I still don't want, I don't want nothing to happen.
If y'all didn't do that and he had continued to just shoot off at the mouth
with pure autonomy, where would that have ended?
How would that have
How would that have turned out?
Or he might have got caught slipping
in some nasty ass way.
See, I look at shit like this, right?
If we're sitting here, we're going to be a platform,
we have to hold everybody accountable,
but ultimately, if something happens at no jumper,
this is the nigga that's going to get in trouble for the shit.
Facts.
Regardless.
So, like, just looking at that shit,
it's like, okay, on one end, it's like, okay,
Adam tries to make people act independently,
but this is not independently
because anything that comes on his platform,
they're going to hold him to that shit.
So it makes all of us look bad.
Adam do something stupid right now.
People would be like, AD, why Adam do this?
Why does he do this?
And I'm representing this company.
I can't represent this company.
There's some weirdo shit on here.
That's crazy that you said that
because like the last couple times
that I've been in public,
I think it was like a battle rap event.
And on God, a nigger pulled me to the side
and asked me how I feel about Adam
in the shit.
See?
I swear to God
And, Nick, I just found myself defending you
for 45 minutes
I remember in the middle
Yeah, you was there in the middle
I'm like, nigga, first of all he paid me
Nick second of all, nigga
I'm like, what other network
you see this employing all young black motherfuck?
See, me and this nigga
Let's keep it a buck
We argue like catching dogs, you feel me?
And now that's what I told them too.
I was like, if you don't think
if I'm in the same room with him
and he says something that I disagree with
you don't think I'm going to be like
Hey, Adam, I don't fuck with that.
I don't go fuck if this is my boss,
if this is my boss, nigga,
if it's something I disagree with
I'm gonna say it.
We grown-ass men.
We can disagree.
That's fine.
You know what I'm saying?
But I had to defend that nigga for like an hour.
And I look at him like the homie.
So like, if you do something I don't like, I don't like.
If he don't say something I don't like, I don't say, I'm just like, hey, bro, I don't
fuck with this.
He's going to tell me the same type of shit.
But I'm not going to come on camera and be like, all right, whatever you can make the shit.
We know.
We in the group chat too, motherfucker.
We know.
I don't think anybody here feels like they can't fucking argue with me about shit.
You're stubborn as hell.
I mean, I'm fucking starting argument.
at the time.
If I got something to say, I'll just say it.
Between 8 and 11, it's up.
Every single day.
Royal Rumbow.
Before the joint gets sparked.
Every morning.
Before Adam's hit the jack shack.
Facts.
I don't usually beat off in the morning.
It goes up in the morning.
I should institute that, though.
Maybe you should.
Everybody here, you probably didn't have one-on-one conversations with me more than
everybody.
Would you agree?
As far as on some like confrontation type shit.
You're in there.
We got patch things up.
So with that being said, do you feel like there's a degree
of culpability on your part
for the whole flacco thing, considering
flaco was kind of what you unleashed as,
I can't say this shit, I can't talk shit.
I have to stand on my words, but this fucking
wrecking ball of a human being can,
the white man strikes again.
Nah, but like, listen, Flaco, like, it's easy for people to forget how...
It's a human bowling ball.
Listen, when he first came in here, when we first flew him out,
and remember how fucking entertaining every goddamn piece of
content we did about him was it was like we couldn't even do this show every Tuesday without talking
about him half the fucking time it really got out of control at a certain point and it was like he just
came in with a different energy and mad controversial takes and everything and a lot of it was fucking
over the line let's be real but like i mean we brought him in here like anybody else except he had to
fucking move out from wyoming but i mean i don't really feel like guilty about or anything like he
fucking you know he's he's doing this thing you hear the guilt in his boy but what am i supposed to feel
guilty about that I gave him a fucking opportunity
you made a move out here and you said
see ya no but I didn't fire
him not yet
I mean
listen if somebody comes out here
and gets on the show
obviously it kind of like like if you move out
here to be on the show obviously we're going to be
conscious of the numbers right it's not
the numbers dramatically fall off we're going to be conscious
of it this shit is not a motherfucking charity
at the end of it right like you have to
hold your weight or get the fuck on
keep that spot and it could go and it could go
at any time.
So you better fucking stay.
And we haven't had to like necessarily run into a position where somebody that we
really fuck with that we really consider homies that we really like as a person that we have
to say like, all right, this person has been on the channel for a while, but realistically
it ain't working out.
So we got to like that is going to be a weird fucking bridge to cross one day if it does become
like that.
And it is kind of weird too because don't you feel like how much we like each other
kind of like coincides with how much
the fans like each other
each person as well
like if somebody genuinely sucks on camera
doesn't that also generally seem like a person
that you wouldn't really be dying to be in the group chat
with every day either
but not always because you know
then again you never put it in a group chat
and then again some people are like super fucking laid back
and chill and they're the homie
but you would never really what the fuck is going on with the other
yeah my shit went up oh god
my shit went down and then hopefully everything
All right.
But the thing is...
But like, we're good now.
We got a lot of homies that are mad chill
that you fucking love,
but you wouldn't really want to see them on camera.
Which is...
That's different.
Like, some people are just kind of like boring on camera,
but they're like great people.
True.
But the thing is, like, at the end of the day,
we have to have our own opinions
because, like, the fans is going to be like this.
They don't fuck with you not.
Fuck would you not.
So...
You got to be your thing.
True.
But I think, I don't know.
I think maybe when he's seen...
He would have prevented this by speaking to me and Gina.
That's it.
this exact position
100%
would have been stopped
if all he had to do
was say look
Adam can we make the show
more about the topics
and less personal about me
I think we need to see you
and Gina and Falko on camera
at least one more time
just so I'm not mad
I want him to say
where I'm not how he feels
in his heart
towards each of you
he literally talked to Lush
the entire show
he didn't even look at us in the eye
and since that day
he's never looked me in the eye
well Lush did call him stinky
but
Apparently he could get over that.
You guys are so mean.
He could get over that, but he can...
Hold on.
A, D. He smelled good?
Hey, I ain't gonna talk about him.
I still ain't smelled him.
I did.
And I'd be smelling.
He smelled good?
It wasn't like...
He's not a habitual stinker,
but like, it was like once or time.
He's right.
But now, all he had to do was to stop
this exact shit happening,
just talk to me and Gene and you still would have had a play.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
He blew it.
You know, the opportunity we blew what the Secret Santa
is I should have got him,
the Irish.
spring.
That's probably why he didn't come.
Descfully clean.
Because if you got him a Costco box,
an Irish spring.
Right guard.
He never coming back.
Secret.
Strong enough for a man.
P.H.
P.A. P.S.
for the act of chuggins.
Like,
what the fuck, fool?
That'd have been wild.
He did that to his stuff.
We really fucked up, guys.
We really fucked up.
Flago,
you can film me whenever you want to.
Flacco was basically your house.
How did everybody else know about Secret Santa
and the Christmas party?
And he just didn't know.
niggas cap hey how come tone didn't get his i mean i'm kind of upset about that right i was
thinking that too that's pretty scandalous but think about it who would a text flock on
say are you coming to secret santa i mean everybody else knew right i mean why didn't you you
love him you just said you loved him a few minutes ago i mean i thought he knew already i would have
assumed he knew i don't know who how wouldn't you everybody else knew everybody else knew those
what one miracle nigga i didn't know he didn't get an email we all got the emails for the secret
sand he didn't get one i think i had to check my spam i heard that gina toe asked him
for his email.
He didn't write him back to her.
Gina specifically said on the stream
the other day that she didn't
include him because she was not
fucking with him at the time.
No, she asked you.
Oh, there go to the woman police over here.
Josh.
Josh,
Josh,
aka Gina's bodyguard.
And no.
I talked about that today too.
I need that Photoshop.
Yeah.
Josh has Kevin Costa.
Oh, my God.
He's Whitney Houston.
Walking with a wolf.
Talk to me, Josh.
Walking with him.
You go, I'm walking with him.
Gina did say that she had asked
everyone's email in that
group chat. He didn't reply, but she didn't
press the issue because she
wasn't feeling him.
That's what she did. If Gina ain't feeling
you, you ain't going to brunch.
Sucks
to be you.
And we're all misogynist, by the way.
Yo, what happened with that?
We talked about that today. We talked about that today.
So what? She said, she said
we didn't do nothing wrong.
Well, she said I didn't do that one.
What do you mean?
Hey, do you be on some
suck of shit when it comes to that?
She said girls get thrown under the bus at no jumper, right?
As long as it ain't me, I'm going to do that.
No, I feel like she was tripping, though.
Because me and Lesz was really just,
bro, we just didn't agree with her.
That's all.
What was the topic you didn't agree about?
It was about, well, basically it was about...
City girls.
Yeah, the city girls.
And we were telling...
It was a lot of back and forth
about Diddy and side chicks and stuff like that.
And here's the thing.
When it comes to topics like this,
in order to make it more interesting and fun for us,
we have to kind of act like we're more invested in it than we really are.
Or else, because at the end of the day,
we're grown-ass men talking about fucking,
where P. Diddy's putting his dick.
And it's kind of fucking weird.
So we have to at least pretend to like to take a certain stance.
I think it's understandable.
But of course we want to have conversations about one of the most famous,
richest people in the culture.
Of course.
Who also has a sex life that is apparently a lot more interesting.
than most of ours, right?
If it's on the news list,
we have to talk about it.
It's in the script.
But you understand, like, yes, you're right, Adam.
But as far as us, in order to make it more enjoyable
for not just us, but for the people watching it,
like, I'm going to lean into investing
in one viewpoint or side more than I really can.
At the end of the day, I don't, like,
I'm curious to talk about it because I like the culture and all this.
Lush Baylis.
But I don't really give a fuck.
You feel me either way.
If, you know.
We was giving her a, we was giving her a nigger perspective.
Yeah.
On, yeah, giving a nigger perspective on how men view certain things when it comes down to women.
So just like somebody said, then I'm my side chick.
If a nigga, we know we're niggas.
We like, hey, check it out.
Oh, I fuck with you like that.
You feel me?
But I don't give you that title.
I mean, essentially, you're not my girlfriend at the end of the day.
And then I get another bitch pregnant.
And then for show you not my main bitch.
if I just got another bitch pregnant
and I was paying you 500,000 a month
and then as soon as I get this other bitch pregnant
I reduced your allowance to 200K
How do we know that?
Because that was all publicized.
Really?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yeah, this is all publicized.
He reduced her allowance.
Why?
Because city girls down one.
Wow.
And then Gina didn't agree with us
and then she said that we wasn't self-aware
and Josh was like,
yeah, you guys are not self-aware.
So I was like the woman police over there.
And then she said that women have a hard time working for this company.
Josh is destiny.
Josh just got back from the slut walk.
I'm a ho.
Need that photo shot.
And looking like Kevin Costner.
Josh, Josh, give me a perspective.
Give me a perspective on this debate.
Kevin Costner with I'm a ho shirt.
I seed the floor to Josh.
So the conversation went.
You could talk over them laughing.
No, I know.
Cackling.
He's messing with the levels over here.
Okay.
Gina's point was that there's a lot of speculation on this relationship that they don't know a lot about.
And she then related it to how there's a lot of speculation on her and AD's relationship.
Not a lot of serious speculation.
No, but she was relating it back to this platform and how people, what people say is.
often what's going on behind closed doors.
That was the point she was trying to make.
There's a lot of things that happen that don't make it to the media.
Yeah, duh, right?
I mean, these guys were getting defensive and saying that she was becoming emotional
because she was relating it back to her.
And then she started getting pretty pissed that they just weren't understanding her point.
We were chilling.
She did get personal.
We were chilling.
She said, no, her exact thing was,
I'm not having sex with everybody that's on this show,
Except Adam.
What?
Yeah, that's what the argument was.
The best is the edit.
The best is the edit.
Wait, what about except Adam?
No, I'm just saying.
She said, people say that you weren't mentioned is what he was.
He weren't mentioned.
Everybody here except you.
They said she's not fucking suspect, not fucking me, not fucking him.
But I'm sure I've seen that.
Like the picture of me holding Gina up in the air or whatever.
Everybody posts on the Reddit.
He just wants to be included.
No, I'm just saying that everybody's going to make that joke by every female who ever comes here, ever.
But if we're having it.
a topic, we have a topic and we're talking about it, once we make it personal, then it was like,
okay, you, you, you know what I'm saying? It got emotional because you're talking about something
that's directly affecting you. You get what I'm saying? It seems pretty clear to me that Dini and
Miami have a pretty one-sided relationship. Thank you. He gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.
And he's got to stay. And that's literally, and apparently she cool with that.
That's all we've been saying this whole time. But at the end of the day, I didn't even think that
Gina was really tripping that hard
or saying anything that crazy.
Josh put a fire under her ass,
low key, you feel what I mean?
Because he's the voice of reason.
So if the voice of reason agrees with you,
he said, fuck us.
Josh is the voice of reason?
The point that I agree.
Absolutely.
It ain't you.
I agree with Gina when she was like,
just because another bitch get pregnant
don't mean that she's not the other side bitch.
Because I don't got it.
But we didn't say that that wasn't against.
That was just one of the points.
All we said is that she's not.
All he said is she not the main bitch.
I personally agree.
You feel me?
I don't think she's the main bitch.
But just because you go get another bitch
pregnant doesn't mean that that bitch is not the main bitch.
Niggas get...
Niggins are all the time.
No, for sure.
All the bitch is usually the ones get pregnant.
If I had the kind of relationship
where I could go have a fucking other girlfriend
and get her pregnant and Lina was actually like,
yeah, it's cool.
Like, we have that kind of relationship.
Now, for the record, that is not the case at all.
But if that was the case, I mean, I could fathom that.
So I still don't even get what the fucking argument is.
You'll get a show like sister-wise.
Of course.
But everybody can have, everybody, and especially in the rap game,
everybody got all kinds of different weird fucking open relationships,
whether it's famous as dudes in relationships,
they're allowed to fuck other girls.
There's a whole lot of that.
It's not that out of the ordinary, right?
22 mentality.
I mean, not me.
I'm perfectly happy being in a relatively on-camera.
We're committed except when we're on camera.
I'm about to say, because you get the fucking a million people.
You definitely get the best of both worlds.
Let's keep it a stack.
I like my arrangement.
I look forward to being 80 years old
beaten off to Polktock.
Available only PolkTock.com.
No, that's, I never even thought about that
because it's interesting because I know like
I have to show jerk off thinking about
Oh, Gina's calling.
Should I answer?
Yeah.
Shit.
Gina views.
Am I live on the No Jumper show?
You was live on the No Jumper show, Gina.
Because you niggas are selling bits and pieces.
Wait, wait.
I thought we got over this earlier.
Gina
Gina.
We didn't.
I'm talking about it right now
y'all still not
telling it like
what happened
I really want Adam
to just go watch you
I don't even want to make it
see like something
that even fucking matters
this is what happened
Adam
can he hear me
yes
no hold on
hi Gina
hi Adam
we was talking about
the young Miami
so like y'all said
I related it back
to something that we can all
relate to
me and AD specifically
knowing that me and him
do not fuck with each other
however there's people
outside the
situation speculating, saying that we got something going on.
From that point, it was said that I was being emotional because I brought up something
that was personal to me.
Well, I'm just trying to give an example of something we can all personally relate to.
Because everybody in the office know that I'm not fucking nobody in the office.
No, I don't feel away about nothing.
I thought we were just having a freaking conversation.
Then I told them that they lack self-awareness.
And I'm not the first person who said.
I said, Adam has also said, you guys lack self-awareness, both of you.
Bitch-ass niggins.
And then, oh, you're being emotional.
Oh, you're doing the girl thing.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
I'm going to ruin my narrative.
But I would say that that is kind of true, like, when you're arguing about something
and, like, people just start being like, oh, you mad, you're emotional or whatever.
It's like, that's not really, like, conducive to a real exchange of ideas, right?
I would agree.
I would agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree with that.
I would agree.
I do agree with that.
However, I don't see that anything that we said in that conversation.
and how it was indicative to a lack of self-awareness.
To say, like, it's hard for women at the workplace.
When me and a lust show, Gina, a lot of love.
Yeah, yeah, Gina, do you find AD and myself to be misogynistic towards you?
I talk about how good all of you niggas are so much that motherfuckers think that I'm fucking y'all.
I don't even know how y'all took it there.
I literally dick everybody there up.
That's what you do.
No, you do.
Because, look, you know that your sis at the end of the day.
You know how much we all fuck with you.
however you saying that we lack self-awareness
to me at that moment
and it's not something that you always do
but at that moment you lacked self-awareness to me
because it was kind of like
this is reality TV
where did I lack self-awareness because
after that we also had the conversation
about me being too aware and not being a flaw
which is true as well which is true as well
but sometimes you can focus on yourself
and my new detail so much
that you lose sight of the bigger pictures.
You and AD are two people who make yourself
the main character of any conversation.
I was so doing. Facts.
AD has to be Batman of any store.
Do I love it? Do I do that?
No, I'm just playing. I get off on that.
When Elon Musk posted a Batman picture the other day,
that's all I could think about.
That we was going back and forth with Flaco,
you wanted us to hold in on you not having any knowledge
on underground rap. You fucking did that.
True.
Now, emotional, me being emotional, is right now.
me being emotional is me hunting my shoulders at flocking gone off
that was me being emotional in that conversation
I was not being emotional I was trying to give y'all an example that you can relate to
I don't understand how y'all don't understand that okay no what you said again is the same thing
I said the other day let me get let me get a lush go ahead I feel like me and lusch
you were having just a regular conversation and then it went from that for us not
agreeing with you it was more like it's hard for women to succeed in this workplace
and we lack self-awareness.
When did I say that on that show?
Wasn't it something like that, Judge?
It was something to that degree.
It was something to that degree.
Like it's being hard for women.
It's difficult.
Yeah, yeah.
I said I know how to read a room.
But just because we don't know.
But just like you said, a couple, about 20 minutes ago on this show,
that it's okay for people not to agree with each other.
Y'all was just saying how sometimes y'all don't agree with Adam.
No, for sure.
Yeah, but that was, yeah.
If I disagree is emotional.
But no, but that's the same thing.
It was like, okay, just because we're not agreeing with you
shouldn't warn that it's hard for women in the workplace
when we just don't agree with what you're saying.
But here's the thing.
Here's the thing, gee, we're around each other.
We're around each other, we're around each other,
we're around each other several hours every single day.
We know each other pretty well.
We're pretty tuned into each other's emotional state.
The content of what you said, 100%,
which is a regular back-and-forth exchange,
the energy behind it, your tone of voice,
you seemed irritated, you sounded...
It sounded like you're doing the emotional thing to me.
I mean, you could say that, but I don't really...
I walked out of there thinking that we just had a conversation.
I didn't know until today that y'all had an issue with that day.
No, we don't have an issue in that day.
Absolutely not.
But it's been brought up multiple times today.
Unless when we did the Monday show on Thursday, you brought it up again,
and I just walked past it.
You brought up the misogy thing again,
and you brought it up again at the beginning
at the beginning of this podcast.
I've been watching the whole time.
You said, I'm being, I'm misogynist,
you said it again.
I walked out on the Thursday
but that's not every...
We had just a regular conversation.
I did not know this was a theme.
Every reference to misogyny
is not regarding you at all on this pod.
Like, that's been a running joke on here
for a long time.
What about calling Josh the woman's bodyguard
or whatever you said?
That was definitely in reference.
That was definitely in reference to that.
But they got, Adam, they got, they got, they got mad when I said they lack self-awareness.
That's what happened.
I didn't know.
I wasn't mad.
I just thought it was a little ironic.
I thought she was having regular conversation.
I was going to phone with AD for hours.
This is my friend.
I thought we were just having a conversation.
I didn't know that this was like that.
All right.
I'm able to call you on the side.
I didn't know this was like that.
I'm going to have to watch it tonight.
I got a past judgment.
I will be a harsh and brutal God once I love you.
Yeah, yeah.
I love you too.
It's not serious on my end.
Boy, fuck you,
go.
I knew the boy fuck you was coming for sure.
I knew that one was coming.
Oh, damn.
That's her favorite phrase.
I know the boy fuck you was coming.
Boy, fuck you is a lot.
I feel bad now.
I don't.
I love you, Gina, too.
Damn.
Wow, all right.
So how about this?
We just went hello reality TV for a minute.
How about this?
Let's go to Jim Jones's Instagram.
Why is it?
Josh got something to say.
Number six.
Oh yeah, Josh.
Josh got something to say.
Go ahead, Josh.
Okay.
And bring up Jim Jones's Instagram on the screen while you can't.
I don't think Josh is right at all.
Do you feel like you were wrong with it?
I'm still confused.
Like, I must lack self-awareness because I still, I'm not really aware of what I.
Maybe is the main character syndrome.
I feel like I have two potential.
I feel like I have two potential narratives in my head,
and I'm interested in watches when I get home,
so I can decide which one actually happened.
It could be, they could have to, or it could be that.
And Adam's going to text me, so let me know.
I can't wait to see it.
I don't feel like that I did anything wrong.
However, I don't want to upset Gina because I fuck with Gina.
I got to be like the Tory Lane's jury.
I can't be looking to social media before I go watch this clip.
I don't want anyone tainting my judgment.
Facts.
I feel that.
I don't know.
I just was watching it and I just seemed like a simple back and forth.
I don't know, like I don't really see one side wrong or one side right.
I've just seen the little back and forth, you know what I'm saying?
People have, people can disagree, you know?
That's regular.
That's what we do up here is disagree.
Right.
So I don't see nobody at fault, you know what I'm saying?
You have the Jim Jones Instagram?
Okay.
Just shut up, let's not say anything.
I'm not going to say a motherfucking word.
Man, but bro, if we lose Gina, we're going to really be hard hard.
No, we can't.
No, but if we did, we're going to be real hard up for a female voice.
We cannot lose Gina.
We got to get some more girls in here, so we won't be so one-sided, don't you think?
Get a gang of them.
Or maybe like one more.
Like we gotta like start, you know, gradually.
No, a bunch of bitches in here, it'd be bad.
Well, when you say a bunch of bitches yet?
Yeah, it'll be bad.
Yo, I think I almost got packed out by
Ace Girl Cheeks at the Christmas party.
Why?
Because I didn't remember meeting her at the live show or whatever.
And I was like, I was like, nice to meet you.
She goes, don't do that.
I felt bad, too.
She's bad as fuck.
Sheks hell of cool.
Man, leave house one girl alone.
When he dating her?
What's what you mean?
I just like, I seen him standing.
next to her at the party, I'm like, what the fuck is going on in?
You lack self-awareness.
No, that's not self-awareness.
That's more just like...
I just wanted to throw something else.
He's like caring about anything beyond her.
How long have you been dating her?
And where did that come from?
Bro, he's been talking about...
He's been on his podcast.
Nobody told me shit.
He's lying.
He watches all this shit.
What are you talking about?
You watch a lot of shit?
No.
I'm pretty sure they...
You don't?
I've never seen her on a podcast before.
Oh, you never seen...
Oh, okay.
I love the people think I'm actually watching pun streams.
Oh, damn.
I mean, no offense.
I don't even watch videos about myself.
You just got a shot throwing at you.
I'm just being in real.
Oh, wait, Pun's gonna love those.
The interview with his pops,
you're gonna have plenty of response to that.
Oh, man.
It's gonna be a fascinating thing to see.
But no, what the fucking...
Did Smack ever yell at her?
Because I feel like I watched...
No, that's a different girl.
Well, okay, then I definitely ain't seen her
because I feel like the only shit I watched from pun
was just Smack yelling at some girl.
Smack never yelled at Ill her before.
Shout to Hill her.
I followed her because I'm like,
damn, I don't want to make this mistake again.
Shasta Ella, Barbie, my girl, Auntie, you feel
me?
Yeah, the ladies, the ladies.
Auntie?
Auntie, man.
Is she really aunt?
Probably.
She just got Aunt Dodds.
Plus with the amazing gay matter?
He was,
gay manner?
No.
He was shooting a shot.
He was doing a great job.
It ain't no shooting a shot if you fucking take it to the hole.
You feel me?
You definitely took it to the hole.
And won.
Pause.
You don't expect a woman so good.
Exactly.
Let's take a look over here at the Jim Jones
top 10 hottest.
podcasters for 2022. Let's go through here. Number one, drink champs. I think that's probably
pretty fair. Million dollars worth of the game. Number two, definitely seems fair. Earn your leisure.
I'm not. I was going to say I'm not super familiar. I'm not familiar. I am not sure if I've
seen that. Who hosts that? I have no idea. I got to do some research. It sounds real
familiar. Like I might have seen it, but I can't remember. All right, Joe Button podcast share.
Kisanat, very weird inclusion. And he actually, he noted in the caption. I'll just read that
probably wrote. Some might argue Kassanat is not a podcaster, but he interviews people, so therefore
he has a component of podcasting going in during his show. So yeah, he's super pop into the young
generation. I mean, I definitely see where he's going with that because Twitch streaming and
podcasting, like the line between them is kind of like a blurry line. It's mostly just the mics,
or like the camera angle, you know? So whatever. I mean, that makes sense. And then no jumper
makes it to number six, which is very nice to see.
I wonder where we would have landed
if we hadn't just done a very good interview
with Jim Jones before that
because, bro, when Jim Jones came in,
he looked at me and like put it together.
He's like, oh, this is your shit.
And he didn't look happy about it.
He kind of like, he knew who I was and knew that I was messy,
and he knew that no jumper was some popping shit.
But it didn't seem like he had 100% put it together
that like I was the host.
So I found that interesting.
But I also assumed that he's kind of given us credit
for the entirety of the no-
jumper thing. I think that the interview helped
but I think that maybe
bumped us up a few spaces. Might have had
a front of mind. To be honest with you
like as far as this list goes
I really
I fuck with drink champs. I fuck
with million dollars worth a game. I fuck with Joe
Budden podcast. I fuck with my expert opinion.
I would add Vlad and academics
to that list and you feel me.
Yeah. I think those are glaring omissions.
I ain't seen lip service in many years. No offense
to her. I really don't know what
kitchen talk is, to be honest.
Mano shit. Oh, it is. Okay.
Interesting. Shout to Mano. That's my boy.
Yeah, I would like to see that. I haven't.
But I fuck with Mano. See, I didn't know that. My bad. When you put Kai in here, too,
in the same sense of streamers, you got to throw Aiden Ross in there, too.
Yeah, yeah. But I'm sure, like, that's the thing is, like, Jim knows about
Kai. He probably don't even know about Aiden, you know? Or maybe he does, but it's like,
he's not specifically, like, hip-hop either, you know?
But anyway, this, like, and then, uh, yeah, all the, you know, all the,
The other ones definitely seem like they make sense.
But so academics was just watching this on stream and was basically like arguing the point
that No Jumper has just like a ton of random podcast and that I'd be giving a podcast a random crackhead.
So let's just like run through.
Let's run through each podcast on the channel at this moment in time.
So like the main ones, of course, you have the Adam interviews and then you also have T-Rell
and Flacco doing interviews.
interviews on the channel as well.
I do interviews.
And do no.
And yeah.
And just like,
us all body too.
Right.
Everybody,
a lot of people doing some here and there.
Yeah.
But,
uh,
and then you have the no jumper show,
which,
you know,
I feel like is a,
a pretty respectable podcast that has a sizable viewership.
I think it would be fair to say.
And then you have at the end of the day,
which is pretty much about the same views on average week, I would say.
And then you have the Sharp Tank,
which honestly might actually be number one in terms of
like average views per episode.
I mean, when you take into consideration all the viral episodes
that Sharp has had that have millions and millions of views,
I mean, clearly Sharp is not a crackhead, even metaphorically.
You know, Sharp's doing numbers.
And then you have disconnected, which, you know,
average is probably around 100K every single week.
So not as big as some of the other ones,
but I feel like definitely has a solid fan base.
And the people fuck with disconnected in its own right.
And then there's the Monday.
show and then you got the Monday show and I feel like the Monday show you know obviously that's the one
that has gone through the most modifications in recent memory but the past few weeks come into its own
and you feel me got got a solidified cast and it's on the way up I feel like and then you have the news streams
as well you have the blogs I mean there's a lot of content going up on the stream that's not even the same thing
slides lords or the clips channel or everything else that we have going on I mean I don't know I just
you could definitely look at No Jumper and be like
like, oh, some of the shows are more popular than other shows, and some of them are not as popular,
whatever.
But we still, I mean, like, there's a lot of podcasts out there that are considered, like,
big, successful podcasts.
They get 100,000 views every month, every week on YouTube, right?
So, I mean, we have pods that are doing way more than that.
Well, also, I mean, the no-jumper approach to podcasting is becoming, like, its own network,
which features a plethora of different talent and different voices.
it's not something like Vlad or academics
where it's primarily one person's voice
juxtaposed with whoever they're interviewing
or whatever the topic is of the moment.
So it's a very different approach.
I can understand how if you're not a regular viewer,
you might see no jumper and be like,
who are these motherfuckers?
But everybody that's on this platform
was hand-selected very methodically
and has a...
whole repertoire that predates any of our affiliation with No Jumper.
There's nobody on No Jumper that got made as far as in the world of hip hop by No Jumper.
Now it did give a lot of us second lives. It did, you feel, and you put a battery in a lot
of our backs. It did provide new opportunities and help a lot of us reach new plateaus.
But there's not a single person that's on here that didn't have a valid voice in the
culture in one way or another in hip hop.
prior to a new jumper.
And it's the only network
where somebody besides the owner
is on camera damn near more than the owner.
Nick can't tell us nothing.
And I've been thinking about this a lot, honestly,
like just with the whole end of the year and shit,
is that I just feel really lucky
that we still, like, after all these fucking years,
still have so many people watching the podcast.
And I was thinking about that
when I was looking at the views on the old episodes.
We used to do the shit and get 50,000 views or whatever,
like 30,000 views when we first started and shit.
And it was whatever.
I was like, you know, that's not crazy.
It didn't matter.
We're going to keep it going to see what fucking happens.
And like, you know, I started doing it because of the Joe Button podcast.
And, you know, I'm not going to compare views, but I think that in comparison we're doing
pretty good too.
Like, you know, they're still doing numbers and everything.
But, I mean, I'm not sitting around comparing myself to other people or whatever.
Like, I don't really like think about it like that anyway.
And even the, even the worst podcast on here, view-wise, it's still like, if you're
constantly, like, for me, honestly, the thing I feel bad about is just that we're not trying
out more people. I want to take my fucking weekly schedule and put more hours into doing streaming
content. We're trying out people for the first time and putting more people on camera, if
anything. And that's, and if you're putting more people on camera, you're kind of like expecting
that you're going to do lower numbers to start, right? That's just kind of like expected. And that
you have to do what you can. And everybody's not going to stick. Yeah. And everybody doesn't work
with with the person that's next to them. Like, they could do low views one day and then the next
week be with a whole different dynamic
of people on camera and they could fucking explode.
Yeah, we're high up on a lot of
people's list because of the fact that we just
try mad shit.
The cream will rise to the top.
And look, I'll go on record and say this.
Just speaking for myself on this
platform or on any of those
other platforms that's mentioned,
there's not a single person
on any of those pods that I can't
have a conversation with on some hip hop
shit that will know
there's not anyone in any of those platforms
that knows more than me.
There might be people
that we have equal levels
of knowledge
and more specified
to different aspects
of the culture,
but there's nobody
that knows this.
Joe Buttons doing an evil laugh
right now.
And Joe,
lush thinks he can
step foot in my arena.
Check this out.
Joe knows me
and knows that's not the case.
Like 1,000%.
You might put you on a
Patreon episode real quick.
Joe knows that
shout out of my dog,
Joe.
I think you should be higher
on that list for this
one alone
because like,
it's people who watch
this shit
just for Adam.
It's people who watch this shit just for AD.
It's people who watch this shit just for lunches.
People who watch just for me.
No of them other podcasts has some shit
where the original main protagonist
from the podcast can completely be absent of camera
and still get millions of views.
And let's be real, though, too.
That's a good point.
This is Jim Jones's personal opinion.
Because if it wasn't his, like,
it appears that he doesn't really care for academics
or Vlad maybe because they're not on here.
So it's like, to me, that is,
he's saying the shit
he likes.
If we compare numbers, then it's always going to be top five, at least, for sure.
Do we need to take him to pause court for hottest podcast?
That's a little pod.
You'll pause, B.
I feel like in rap, you have a pass to say the shit is hot and say that dudes is hot, like,
in a rapping sense.
Yeah.
You know, that's like, we do that a lot.
Like, a lot of people, like, regular-ass white people would hear me say something like,
little baby, the hottest in the game right now.
And they'd be like, what?
Like, that's gay.
How are you going to call a dude hot?
Okay, so he's innocent.
I mean, it's a court for a reason.
I guess if it's New York term, that's a Paul's money.
But the thing is, like, to have a platform with an AD and a suspect on it, who were both people that everyone in L.A. was already listening to before this.
You know what I mean?
Like T.R.L. with all the shit that he's been involved in, Duno, literally one of the most pop-in Latino comics in the city, in L.A. right now.
Like, there's...
Everyone knew who Gina was if you was part of the L.A. rap scene previous to this.
Like everybody
Everybody has Star Power
Before they came
What other podcast
These niggas got made
Because of the podcast
Everybody who came here
Already has shit going
Before they ever stepped foot on this camera
And that's what I was thinking too
When I was watching the
The vlog from the Christmas party
Is that with very few exceptions
It's like
The team has grown
A shit load
And not lost anybody
Since the Christmas party
Last year
Which is pretty crazy
Just because it's like
We got a lot of years
Where shit didn't work out
With people
You know
And this is definitely a year
where we just brought on a bunch of new people in the office,
a bunch of new hosts.
We didn't grow at like some insane pace or anything,
but definitely put a lot more people on camera.
If you look at those two office parties side by side,
it's like, oh, damn.
And then you look at the fact that we never had a Christmas party before that.
And if we had, it would have been like three people in certain years.
Like 2016, it would have been me Housephone and Robsman.
Well, and it's like at this same platform where you got people like Blasey,
Yury, Housephone, suspect who were way younger,
you know what I'm saying the same platform that like me and you and T.Rail.
So it's like we're covering 15 years of demographics right there.
And I'm going to say this suit is that we're the most versatile.
Not everybody, but a lot of people on that list have corporate partnerships.
That's true.
I was a motherfucker with a bike shop in Skid Row and I don't often toot my own horn like this
or acknowledge how improbable the series of events that led me here are.
But I had a bike shop in Skid Row because all I could afford was like,
like 1,500 bucks a month.
And then through literally like YouTube ad money, which realistically like very few people
are able to build businesses off because it's not fucking consistent or great.
And then like literally donations from the fans and shit because that was like the number
one thing that we were making money doing all throughout 2017, 2018, whatever.
So I mean, just the fact that we even have gotten to the point of having a bunch of hosts
and a bunch of different shows and still doing interviews and having other people do interviews,
like comparing this shit to like 2016 or 2017 No Jumper.
I mean, you might miss some of the artists that we had on then and everything.
But the amount of content and how much different shit we got going on is pretty like unreal.
Just so how much shit is growing, bro.
You couldn't watch No Jumper every day in 2016.
You would go watch the same thing about three times into some new content.
When I look at that shit, I felt like I was going crazy when I was dropping two interviews in a week,
three interviews in a week.
Because that was a lot of fucking work when I was doing every single bit of making the thumbnail and editing it
and lining up the audio with the video because the shit was out of whack.
I mean, you know.
So there would be no new jumper without no jumper.
You feel me?
Like the history, all the work that you put in, none of this shit would be here if it wasn't
for that.
But now that we're here, we got to take that bitch at the next level.
And he started from the trenches, nigger.
Nika was poor when he started.
A lot of them motherfuckers was rich when they started their podcast.
Let's keep it a buck.
Nica like the first four was already rich before they even started doing podcast.
I know, I wouldn't say Gillian Woblin.
Yeah, Gilly and Wallow were not rich.
But they partnered up with Barstool early on.
They had the network, but they still help.
Niggas have handicaps.
They just have handicaps and money.
I think they did start it before Barstool came in.
Before Barstool, they were thugging hard.
And I don't look down on nobody who finds a corporate partner,
and that allows them to blow up faster because that's just smart for a lot of people.
And I don't look down on that at all.
I'm just acknowledging that, you know, we kind of made it on a different way.
And then, too, somebody like,
somebody like million dollars worth the game
they were doing podcasts when podcast
wasn't cool. I look at shit like
that you know what I'm saying like but I think
it was a little easier from because nigga
Gilly the kid who was already famous why wouldn't you want
to go here did they start? Were they really
doing it that early? Nick Gilly the kid didn't
they weren't doing it before I'm saying
it's different from some random I mean when I start
watching them I didn't know too much about podcasts
like that but but it
it wasn't it wasn't them starting
a podcast it was just Gilly
being such an engaging personality
being hilarious.
Anytime he was on camera, he was talking shit
and people thought it was funny.
But I feel like for somebody like them
coming from street backgrounds,
it wasn't cool for them to do podcast
because when I first was about to join No Jumper,
everybody told me like,
what the fuck are you doing a podcast?
But by the time you got to 2019 now,
every street digger now wants to do a podcast.
Let's be real.
By the time you got to like 2019,
if you like weren't aware
of the fact that podcasts were becoming a big deal,
you're pretty fucking out of the loop.
Because by the 2019,
I mean, think about the breakfast club.
Think about Vlad.
Think about Agni.
Like, there's already like plenty of evidence now.
But you're not, but there are a lot of like.
People from the streets, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Like people from the streets, they're like,
ah, we don't want to talk about somebody every day.
Yeah.
So it's like who other than Gilly and Wallow was from the streets
and started a podcast and you feel me?
Like, who?
I fuck with Gilly and Wallow.
You know what I like about the fact that now everybody wants to do a podcast?
And I feel like there's more people wanting to do a podcast.
wanting to start a podcast at this point
for the first time ever
there's something that's replaced
people wanting to be rappers
Exactly
So it's almost even more unlikely
to be successful at podcast
And here's the good thing about it
We're gonna start seeing a significant drop
In all the whack fools
That have never really cared about doing this shit
They're gonna run out of money
Yeah they're not gonna want to fund
But there's still a new one
Being propped up by a corporation
Every couple weeks
They're not gonna be able to
people are not going to want to try to be rappers as much anymore.
So the people that are actually passionate about it are going to get the way more.
And that's like streaming.
Like a lot of street guys didn't stream and you got somebody like T. Grizzly made it fun.
You know what I'm saying?
And made it to where more people are like, oh, I can sit there and do this over here and play video games and get paid.
So it's like even what we're doing right now, the average person coming up now may look at that.
But like, okay, they look just like me.
You feel me?
They come from where I come from.
It's cool to sit there and do that.
We don't have to go the rapping route or playing basketball route.
It's a whole new lane that pops.
But think about the fact that this type of content didn't even exist until, you know,
five, six, hour many years ago.
And all the people at home watching this would have probably been sitting there listening
to rap music if it wasn't for them watching this shit.
And so I can't help but feel like that has a big thing to do with the fact, like,
I don't have that many friends who are like genuinely excited about rap music right now.
Like I feel like that's a very common sentiment.
And like when we did that stream the other day
and we all kind of went back and forth
and showed each other rappers,
that was the first time in a while that I did that with the homies.
Like,
there's just not like that crazy pace
of like new shit coming out at this point.
My homies are rap nerds.
So like there's definitely,
but I know that that's a super
niche concentrated demographic.
I was thinking that with your dad too
when your dad was talking about
how he went through a Mazi phase
and how he's listening to Brist so much and stuff.
I'm like,
damn,
I wonder if I'm going to be his age
like still hyped on like finding
a new artist I like and stuff
because I still do.
time though, because like when I was in middle school, he couldn't stand none of that shit
that I was listening to.
But I think he just got to a point where he was like, look, like, just because, like he said
earlier, just because I'm not holding it to the standards of me and my peers doesn't mean
it's not good.
But you can say somebody like Mazee, though, is reminiscent of the old school.
It's easy for me to understand why he fucks with Mozzie for sure.
But he definitely fucked with him.
He put me on Brits.
But the thing is this, if you're a real hip-hop head, like, if you really really
love hip hop, you're going to continue
to try to seek out new artists,
new flavors. If you don't,
you're just nostalgic to a particular era
and you're mislabeling yourself as a hip hop head.
Like all these old heads that are like,
yo, I'm a real hip hop head. I love the 90s.
Like, no, you love the 90s.
You're a 90s head. Yeah, exactly. You're a 90s head.
If you really love hip hop, you'd be trying to
like listen to some Playboy Cardi.
Exactly. And understand it.
And even if you don't, there are new artists
from this era that are making, that you're going to be.
But there's two different types of hip-hop heads.
There's people who just genuinely like listening to rap music
and maybe they just have a genre or a specific period of time.
Maybe they listen to Gucci-Man from 2007 to 2011 and that's it.
But then you also have people who constantly want to be like
understanding the culture of rap and stuff.
And I definitely fit into that box.
But in terms of like really caring about listening to new rappers,
I'm definitely probably at an all-time low.
I mean, the discovery for new rappers is way different.
because we used to go to blogs to find out new rappers.
I know me personally, I used to go to Hot New Hip Hop.
Wherever I would see on air in them, Dadpiff,
that's who I would click and I would give somebody a chance.
It's like, now if we want to listen to a new artist,
how are you even going to hear of you?
That was a great era of discovery.
I ain't going to lie.
I find new artists every week, and this is how.
Niggia, I go to my likes on SoundCloud.
I go to related tracks, and I'm going to sit there for two hours
and go through the motherfuckers who I'll find out it.
And then, nigga, within an hour, so I got a whole new playlist.
It's literally like your algorithm.
Your YouTube algorithm.
You go soundclare related tracks and it'll put up all the tracks that's like the song.
But you go.
But is this your music or is it just people you listen to?
Anything of what I listen to.
I go to TikTok.
Like now when I just want to like look at some new shit.
Can you hear a song?
I scroll through TikTok.
OG suicide.
And I just see random shit.
But now my TikTok has figured out that I love watching like fucking straight criminal shit.
So now they'll show me like a three minute fucking fight standoff or a fucking standoff with the cops
pointing guns at somebody and shit.
So now I'm just seeing.
and that shit nonstop on there.
But also the thing is this,
how a lot of people find out about new artists
is platforms like, no, jumper.
The interviews we're doing is putting up a lot of people.
So now that we're on the other,
like the shoes on the other foot,
and we're essentially in the role
of being the tastemakers,
it's gonna, like, us wanting.
That's exactly why I brought 500 racks in here.
Lewis, you nasty.
Like, you feel me?
I'm trying to be the one
because, you know, Adam busy is the motherfucker.
I'm trying to be the one
that's going to bring in the new LA motherfuckers.
up and coming and deserve a light.
Like that's what that's what motherfuckers watch this shit for.
Like I want to find some new artists.
Go on No Jumper and watch interviews.
That's the essence of no jump.
Facts.
I'm trying to get that.
It was a lot of, you know what I'm saying?
They weren't as big yet SoundCloud rappers and then they got their first interviews here.
And then by the time they blew the fuck up, it made the brand look.
You can go back and why.
And that's why when I see people like criticize and like, oh, look at this interview
Adam did that as 20,000 views.
It's like, I really don't give a fuck at all.
Like I did that interview knowing it wasn't going to get that many.
interviews because I think it might pay off in the long run because I think that person has talent
because that worked for me so many fucking times.
You can't get anyone didn't he do.
But I interviewed fucking X when he was basically nobody and it ended up being the best thing
that I ever did in my whole life probably besides just starting this in general was interviewing
that motherfucker.
So it's like for me to give a fucking Lambo foe a fucking shot when he's real early in his career
is like that's an easy choice for me to take an hour out of my day and do that.
And when he blows up, people are going to go back and that interview is going to get you.
They're going to say this is the first interview that he ever did.
This is the guy that took a chance on me.
And then that just brings more validation to your shit.
Yeah.
And if you don't, I'll spend an hour.
Yeah.
I'll be all right.
Who cares?
I'll be all right.
You still get paid.
Yeah.
It'll be all right.
But there's so many times where any time back in the day, there's a new artist that
was, I was like, I started listening to you on SoundCloud.
I go to No Jumper and sure enough, there'd be already a no jumper interview.
I just want to know how many people are going to strap in for a four-hour interview with us.
and his pops.
Four hours is so crazy, bro.
A lot of people might...
If four hours are interested in to you,
I guarantee is going to be interested in to our people.
I ain't even going to lie.
But I think the clips are going to go crazy.
There's so many...
There's like literally potentially 15 clips.
I knew once Adam wasn't pulling out his phone
every five minutes that we...
Didn't have to ask no questions.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
He's a tight dude.
Yeah, it was off the chain.
I just got the email from Boston.
Oh, with the timestamps.
Oh, poor boss.
also had to do the time stamps.
Wow.
I got a while working for me tonight.
Yeah.
Okay, what else I got here on the
topic list?
But yeah, you ruined rap music
by making a podcast.
Good job, thanks.
Also, what I want to say is,
I feel like it's easier for
previous rappers to get motherfuckers
to come today shit than a random
ballhead white dude who rides a bike.
You know how much harder it had
to be for him if you've been inserting in hip-hop
already.
Of course, you're going to listen
A giant percentage of your success in podcasting is your pre-podcast fame.
Because a huge part of people watching your podcast is just them liking you.
So as soon as I seen Norrie coming in the game when I was like early on in the podcast game,
I was like, okay, yeah, that's going to be a big fucking deal.
Because people like Nori, I like Norie.
Like for me, it's easy to turn on a random drink champs episode and just assume it's going to be
entertaining.
because in my brain, ever since I was in high school,
I was already like, I like Norrie.
Nori's a cool guy.
I fuck with him, you know?
So, like, you see that with Joe Rogan.
Like, Joe Rogan had a bunch of fame going into the shit,
and that really allowed him to become the biggest podcaster in a lot of ways.
It was the work, but the fact that he was already, like, everybody early on.
A guy from Fear Factor.
A nigga from Fear Factor.
I mean, everybody.
That was just, everybody.
The nigga from UFC.
Yeah, and that too.
Like, yeah, that just helped him become the biggest, like, to a crazy extent.
What's the comedian's name?
Mark Merrin?
is that his name?
Yeah, he's huge, too.
Yeah, but what's interesting about him was
he was like a popping comedian
but not like that.
He wasn't on the Dave Chappelle level.
He wasn't like Louis C.K.
He never, he had like a couple little shows here and that,
but he never had several specials
and was running the game.
He's like a Journeyman comic
who'd been doing it for several years.
Then he launches his podcast.
And then boom, now his comedy career.
He could fucking headline a huge venue at this point.
And he hates Joe Rogan.
There you go
There you go
He's the answer
Joe Rogan
So it's like interesting
That's kind of like similar
Like to those of us
That have rap careers
On this platform
Fools were popping
Fools for doing their thing
Might not be
Motherfucking Drake
Or Lil Uzivert
Still did their thing
But now because of this
It's beerheads
Everything else
I ain't gonna lie
That was my worry
For a little bit like
Damn maybe that should
Fuck your shit up
But I'm gonna lie
In the city
Like that's unspoken
And AD can attest to this.
That's unspoken that he had to deal with that shit for a long time.
You don't know how many rooms I didn't been in.
Or like, you'll hear his song come on in the weed shop or something.
And then the motherfucker behind the counter would be like,
don't that nigga do podcast now?
Like, really, nigga, that's where the fucking money is at.
NBA Youngboy basically has a live podcast now.
And everybody wants to do it.
Yo, if anything I've ever seen has convinced me that everybody's just going to have a podcast,
it was a young boy doing one.
And I know that Amazon gave him $5 billion.
to do it.
But the fact that young boy can do that
and be like literally the most popular rapper,
I mean, all bets are off.
Man, there's no limitations.
People put their projections on you.
Like, you don't know what somebody can do.
You know what I'm saying?
A lot of people are talented at all type of different shit.
I look at Childers Gambino.
Like, that nigga do stand-up comedy, direct shows,
be in the shows, being movies.
That's the thing that's Spider-Man,
doing shit with Star Wars.
How am I less than one thing?
You can do everything.
That just confuses.
It's stupid for trying.
When we put out this no jumper tape, which we need to fucking schedule and put it in the books,
I got the porn convention next week.
But after that, we need to go in.
That tape is going to bridge the gap between all the hosts and what they actually sound like rapping.
Fires.
And I am actually a big, easy word.
I'm a big suspect fan.
So I feel like we need a bunch of suspect verses on there, too.
You know I'm on me.
I will say like.
I think you two are the best rappers in the office.
For show.
Sorry, Lush.
Dang.
I think I'm not
No, I think you might be one of the most talented
for sure, but
Total package, I feel like these two
I head to head.
They're both fucking, I love, I was fucking with both
They got me with the famous ass features.
We've been in the studio together though.
We got, we got records.
I need you to make five records together.
Five records together on stream
and then we will do an official vote
in the chat about who's the tightest
meat litters.
Meant suspect already got two bangers too.
Yeah, we got some songs.
I've got some shit coming up.
But, um...
I've been waiting for this motherfucker
studio to open so I could live in that bitch.
I'd be asking jobs like every week.
For you, I feel like it was the riskiest
in their podcasting because you're so young.
I'm young.
And then when you from you,
AD could kind of do the, oh,
I ain't actively gang banging on the corner type shit no more.
It's like, with me, it's like, oh,
nigga, you just turned 25.
You're still supposed to be in the streets.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's like, nigga, what you want me to do?
Man, I don't listen to nobody.
But then if you still be in the streets and then when I go to Jill,
his dumb ass shit had podcasted and got out the streets.
For sure.
You can't never win,
niggas.
Do what the fuck make you guys?
Don't listen to nobody.
Look at how people actually talk about people
that we know when they get caught up
for doing some crazy crimes or whatever.
Everybody talks about them like,
we all knew better.
Right.
You know?
Nick can't tell me nothing.
But then we all...
We also,
how do we talk about people that we know
who flocked houses for 10 years
and got away with it and made millions of dollars?
We talked about them like fucking geniuses.
Right.
And then they get caught one time
and we're all like,
this dumb motherfucker.
People put their own fears on you and,
you know what I'm saying?
Where their ceiling is,
they're like, you can't do this?
Like, nigga, yes, you can.
Okay, I'm gonna do this and then I'm gonna succeed at this
And then what you're gonna say then?
Oh, I always knew you could do it.
No, you did not do that.
Nobody thought I could be a fucking podcaster
beside the people here.
I had to go through it.
Without the people here, no cat.
I had to go through it.
Well, the thing is...
He walked so I can run.
If you're shattering people's preconceived notion,
then they can't put you in a box.
It's difficult for them to process.
And then their instinct in that scenario
is going to be to hate.
because they don't understand it.
They can't, their brain can't process.
What's going on?
You're a rapper.
Why are you doing this?
How am I seeing you outside of this context?
You're showing vulnerability.
You're talking about your family.
You're talking about like, oh, I was late for work because I fucking hit a pothole.
Oh, that's not a rapper right there.
And then I hate how niggas try to take away from niggas gangston
because niggas is on camera.
You think I won't punch you up because I'd be up here podcasting with the white men and this shit.
We'll still fuck you up.
We'll still fuck you up.
Taxone.
We'll still fuck you up.
Waited to fight a murder for five years.
Everybody's going to see.
These things overlap.
Gangsters and podcasts are clearly overlap at this point.
I live with what Jose,
I will not lose.
You feel me?
You do rapping, you could be good at rapping.
You could be good at podcasting.
Now we're doing streaming.
You feel me?
I'm evolving with the time.
And there's other avenues that niggas is happening.
And what did hope say?
God is my witness.
What did hope say in that exact same song?
And if somebody would have told him that hope would sell clothing,
I'm glad you said that
all the richest motherfucking rappers
are not rich off rap
they're rich off doing other shit
the niggas that turned into billionaires
and real moguls
niggas Sean Diddy Combs not rich off rap
nigga jZ not rich off rap
nigga niggas got rich
I'm talking about real billionaire status
multimillionaire status is all from shit
outside of rap so suck my dick
if I'm doing something other than rap
At that point to put it into perspective
when Jay Z made that song
you don't know in 2001
and he's talking about
you don't know yeah you feel me
I'm sure I do
he's talking about having a hundred million dollars
off of essentially rapping and doing
rock aware and now he's literally
20 times richer than that
imagine imagine if somebody
Jay Z said back then I'm gonna be a billionaire one day
they'd be like nigger ain't no way
you're gonna become a billion
he couldn't even fath
that's on the blueprint
right you gotta believe in the impossible
sometimes that's 2001
if niggas if niggas would have told me a year ago
that I would have been a great podcast
I'd have been like I'm sure sure where that
stuff.
That's Kat.
And all the kids out there,
giving us those shirts too.
Oh, yeah.
All the kids out there,
you got a dream
or listen, nobody, make that shit
shake.
Fuck,
fuck whoever talking.
And it's crazy, right?
It's possible.
I just went to go speak at
Autobahn to the kids
in middle school with
JP Callie Smooth a couple of months ago, right?
Shout to my dog, JP.
And when I went up there, bro,
and I asked the kids
what they wanted to be,
90% of them all said YouTubers.
That's what they said they want.
They got big ass studies
of kids all over the country
that they say that shit.
And like Mr. Beast is like
their fucking.
number one most known celebrity
and shit, like way more than anybody who's on TV
or anything. Because I don't even know what his voice
sounds like. You know Mr. Beast?
I know who that is, but I can't like
how I can hear your name and hear a voice
in my head. He's having one of them arcs.
New video? Who's Mr. Beast?
Yo, Mr. Beast, his new video, he went
to Antarctica for 50 hours.
And you know that you're not even allowed to pee
in the snow there? What? You have to pee
in a container and then fucking bring it with you.
Oh, because it's going to change the ecosystem
potentially? I guess the shit, man.
It's sensitive. Just your one piss.
Yeah, I could.
I do not want to go to Antarctica.
I'm like, I'm not going there.
Wasn't Will Smith gets there too?
Too many rules.
No, they're just, don't pee.
Stay warm.
Too many rules.
No, they're just standing there and then it becomes like a fucking blizzard,
which, of course, because it just takes a little bit of wind when you're kind of
surrounded by snow.
And prayers go out to the people in Buffalo, man, with the storm.
They say, what?
29 people lost their life or something like that?
29.
Something like that.
What the fuck.
I read the story.
about the young woman who was leaving work and she got trapped and they found her 18 hours later
that's just sad. And she recorded like her last moments and that shit is sad as what?
And all I can think about her leaving a fucking job.
Of her not being able to move. Like she's in her car and it's like ice all outside that
motherfucker and they said that was her last video. 18 hours later they found her.
That's sad as fuck as terrible.
The people try to go get her and they got snowed in.
That's fucked up.
Flights are not going to the East Coast a lot of like there's a lot of flights that are shut down.
My home girl was supposed to fly back to New York
and she's stuck in Colorado for four days now.
That's crazy.
Maybe I'll drive to the point.
And we found to West Coast.
We don't know nothing about this.
Man, I didn't see it.
I didn't see snow.
I didn't see snow until I went to Denver.
Oh, yeah, Denver got snow.
Once I went to Colorado was the first time I was Selena Powell.
Nah.
That was way before she was even in.
That's where she almost got me.
She got a store there now.
I was just out there for a show.
Go to a brand deal.
Yeah.
She should fuck the.
the dude from Swamp Stories.
Oh, I'm sorry into that idea.
Yeah.
Yo, what about the best thing ever
that might have been forgotten to history
is when she told the story about
how basically she stole mad money from G. Herbo.
I remember that.
And so G. Herbo came to her crib
and told her he was going to kill her dog
and she didn't fucking give the shit back.
She said he pointed a gun through the window at that,
at the dog.
I felt that.
Didn't she say, like, it started,
she got, like, she stole it because she was mad
that he, like, fucking, like,
fucked her throat or some shit
and then
listen I don't know
yeah that bitch is a nut
sounds like Selena
can you hear that rain
leave her alone
because she's gonna wait for
damn that's rain
yeah that rain
bro it's gonna be raining
like all week
hopefully this shit
don't flood again
I hate what motherfuck
oh yeah
I forgot about that
I hate what motherfuckers
actually don't rain
out here
hey at least the crickets
it definitely
but it rains
but it's just different
for being
east coast
east coast rain and the west coast
rain in the west coast rain
no it doesn't
fucking rain on here
but not
did I say
It gets cold.
It getting cold as fuck.
There's nights where I go outside.
It's just smoke.
It's 30 degrees.
I think it's like, no, I don't hit 30.
Oh, it was 30 the other day.
It hits like 40, low 50s.
It might have been 35.
It was low.
It was low.
Bank four in the morning.
Like three weeks ago on my mama, it was 41, 39 degrees.
41 for show.
I went out to my car.
My car's covered in ice.
It's got to be below freezing.
It was 309.
It was 39 degrees in one of them days.
I'm working out out there.
It's ice.
At four in the fucking car.
But on the regular.
a day.
And it may be cool.
On the east coast
at the other side of time.
In other rains in Southern California.
Let me bring this up.
Let's give suspect a chance to be impartial.
A great narrative
that I saw unfolding over the holidays
was Blueface's mom
sending out a message to Creshawn
telling her to hold her head
because Blue, I mean, this motherfucker
just knows how to go viral.
He just knows how to get us talking
because he had matching pajamas on
with his baby mama posted up with the kid,
which you've got to go see your kid on Christmas.
For sure.
But you don't got to take a picture
with your baby mama if you're seeing somebody else
and you don't got to wear matching pajamas
cuddled up for the right.
What's he doing?
I think Blueface is smart, bro.
He did it for the kids.
I think that he really loved his baby mama.
I think he liked the Kashan bitch too,
but I think he sees the power
and the star power of Kashan.
and it's it's it's prolonging
the inevitable of his career being in the shit
so I think he sees her
and he's latching on to he's smart as a motherfucker
I think he really like her though
but I think he sees how she's still keeping him relevant
but he really love his baby mama
no disrespect
his baby mom looked like Stewie from family guy
fuck he's Christ
like for real like look at her
like it's uncanny
I know I know but
I think he's smart
I think he know where home really at
because he always find his way
back over there. This is my thing though is we have seen Kishan do brutal things to him in response
to like pretty minor aggressions, right? So I just feel like her response to this has to be some
large scale nuclear attack style shit. You gotta get away from her. But that toxic shit, we,
how many people do we know in serious toxic relationships just like that?
I don't know almost anybody as bad as that. It's in somebody in jail. I know, I know people bad.
I knew people worse.
I don't know people worse.
The sofa.
I'm gonna be real.
Somebody came to my party I had one time back in the day,
and we were all doing hell of Coke and everything,
and he ends up beating the dog shit out of his girl after I went to sleep,
and people told me about it.
I never fucked with him again.
I never even wanted to be around him after that.
No.
And like,
but then I realized that, like, a lot of people, that's kind of normal.
Look, I'll say this, though.
And him doing it in my Airbnb hit a little different than if he was doing it in his own home.
Of course.
I mean, that's just, if that's happening in your Airbnb.
and be imagine what's happening behind closed doors.
That's like definitely not a good sign.
You can't get it together for one night
when you're with other people.
But I mean,
Blueface, like he said, is not stupid.
He knows what he's doing.
There's obviously a method of the madness
whether or not Chris-on is aware,
was aware of this beforehand,
was aware of the mom
making that Insta story or not.
Blueface is in total control of the situation.
I have faith in that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
what terms he's on with his mom right now.
It used to be bad.
I know.
I don't know where it's at right now,
but I don't want my mom coaching my girl on her Instagram story
and giving her advice about how to deal with me.
You know?
I think that was a shot towards him?
Stay out of it.
But was it really advice about how to deal with him or more so?
A shot?
How to deal with the public?
It was kind of like, look, everyone's going to look at this as crazy,
but he still loves you just dug it out.
Yeah, because she was giving her the advice.
of like don't try to stop a man from being a father,
which is really good advice for sure,
because in her situation,
like if she wants to be a blue face long term,
it's not going to work unless you allow him to have a healthy relationship with his kids.
But matching pajamas and cuddling up on the couch is different.
Well,
what he needs to do,
Blueface is on his way,
but he's not quite at the Derek Rose level, right?
That was dope.
D. Rose.
I don't know who the hell that is.
D. Rose.
I know a little punk out song called him.
Basketball player.
D.
D.R.
That's a different D.
Rose he's talking about.
Really?
Or maybe it's not.
Both the bitch is bad.
D. Rose, D. Rose, Dero's, Dero's, Dero's,
D. Rose has
his baby mama and his wife
in matching pajamas with him
all together.
That's some polygamous shit.
I got nothing but respect for you
if you could pull that off.
Facts.
You can have both your baby moms
in the room in matching outfits
you're doing anything.
I feel like a king.
Church of Latter-day Saints type.
I could do that my first baby mama
and my girl.
No, after a second.
Because you was dabbling and dabbling at both pools?
No.
He ain't speaking on it.
I've seen you posted a nice picture.
It was nice seeing Armexi under the tree.
That was last year.
That was?
That was an old photo?
You couldn't take a new one?
I took a new one.
I just didn't post it.
Why?
You were just posting throwbacks for no reason?
You fooled me.
I thought that was this year.
I was thinking his hair looks weird.
I think you're referring to what the Reddit
posted. No, on his fucking
page. He posted him on the story.
No, on the page.
No. You didn't post one this year?
Did she?
Yeah, she posted it.
Oh, okay. There it is.
Following my bitch.
Did she, I do.
I'm a big fan.
Did she post that this year?
No, no, that was this year
the new one. She posted.
Oh, now I understand.
I put the last year's on my story.
You're being very confusing.
Okay.
But now I understand.
Now I understand. There was a new photo.
I choose to, I'm really, it's a Lexi L'R.
It was a new photo of him, but it just wasn't on his shit.
I run a fan account called Lexi Lour.
Damn.
It's just all the Lexi lore.
It sucks that now someone is going to make that account,
and they're going to act like I started.
Lexillor sounds like an antidepressant.
Well, facts.
She might want to get on that.
Sounds like a bad hotel.
Day in this guy, she might need a side effects include itchy urine.
It's not like a time traveler dread.
He left me hanging.
Oh, the ski fingers.
Suicidal thoughts.
It's a urine.
the different side effects.
If you ever took Lexing,
Lord,
you're a, what do you say?
You get a fucking out of...
I'm a consultation
from your doctor now.
Damn, I miss TV.
Lexillower is not responsible
for any...
We've lost so much.
Don't you ever...
You ever just beat off
to a girl's gone wild commercial
like missing the old days?
Where do you see it?
You do?
No, yeah.
Go search it up.
No, I...
Not, but I go a lie.
Back in the day
when the bitch used to come on,
bro, I was in like third grade.
You know what I'm saying?
Comedy Central, After Dark.
Channel 67.
If you had cable, nigga, he know.
If you was watching adult swim or Comedy Central,
once it hit like 3.30, 325, it'll come on.
How I knew, because I went to sleep one night,
nigga, watched a few trauma, woke up with tities on the screen.
I had to get up, close the door.
I'm like, oh, shit is cracked.
Grab the jergins.
No, cap.
I ain't going to lie.
That was before I even knew about beating my shit.
I ain't going to lie.
This might be TMI.
This might be TMI.
Just get hard and look at it.
This might be TMI.
First time I beat my, I beat my dick.
I didn't know what I was.
doing it I didn't use no lotion.
I don't use lotion.
Whoa.
Yeah.
I definitely, the first time I beat, I was in like fifth grade.
I beat it in like a movie.
I go rye.
I think it was American pie.
Yeah, you got a wrong.
I need a nigga beat this dick in American pie and I was like, I'm going to try that.
Hey, you're the only person using lotion at this.
I didn't get the lotion part.
You niggas be beaten off with no lotion.
I go raw.
R rot of the fluorolic reservoir does.
That's wild.
That's wild.
That's wild.
I'm not going to lie.
I looked like a hoodie after I beat my.
A few months ago.
I don't know if I just beat off too many times,
but I got a little,
a little abrasion.
And if I had been using lotion,
that probably wouldn't happen.
Fats, no, nigga, my shit was swollen.
You got to, like, it was three times in size.
It's the bitches, too, though,
because they'd be using their teeth too much.
They'd be giving you the craziest head,
but then they, like, end up clamping their teeth down
when it gets too deep.
Nah.
So sometimes I blame them.
That's out.
But yeah, I seen it on American Pie.
No cap.
When I dried it, it was.
American Pie, he fucked up a pie.
You fucked a pot?
No, I see the nigga.
Do you remember when his dad walked in when he was beating?
Oh, he had a sock.
Yeah.
You know Yuri fucked the orange?
That's a Fifi.
You know, hey, you know Yuri fucked the orange?
I had those busting in jail, nigga with a little plastic gloves.
I'm gonna say, plastic glove.
Yes, Yuri fucked an orange.
We know.
Hey, no cap, nigga in jail.
You get your little plastic glove.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, niggas new.
I'll have my plastic glove.
A fifi.
I do the head cold.
We talked about Fifi's right to the lotion.
Put the lotion in the plastic glove, nigga.
Put it in the sock.
Well, they just got mad lotion.
in jail. They got free lotion?
Yeah. I'm going to get locked up. That's fire.
Locied in packets. Lotion packets.
Susgirb knows about the feet.
Say, Leonard, we're out of lotion.
Go ahead.
Go get locked up.
You put it in the mattress.
You put it underneath the mattress.
I'll just go do arm robberies until I get locked up
so you get it free lotion.
Hey, you know, you know,
and niggas have super fee-fis too.
Like a nigger would take the rubber band
from the glove and, like, wrap it around the sock
and put it in the sock,
and, like, get some warm water, nigga,
and put it outside.
of the glove, but in between the socks, so it's like warm,
and this lotion busing.
Do you know, you know, Uri is?
That's a Latina Fifi right there.
You know, Jail was crazy.
Yeah, I fuck with Yuri.
You know, he fucked an orange.
That's wow.
The citrus seems like going to get in your dick hole that would burn.
Bro.
The citrus in your dick hole.
He had no complaint.
He would burn your dick.
I think he bore out a nice hole so that when he got it on there,
his penis head was all, like, it made a clean pass.
That's a pretty small thing to fuck.
Like, I'm tearing an orange.
There's huge oranges.
He was hidden a cutie.
I've seen oranges.
He's great.
Now, only my tip fitting in the orange, gang.
Yeah, I don't...
That's crazy.
I'm fucking up in orange.
You cut the whole way.
That's crazy.
That sounds like it would really hurt.
Fucking fruit is not okay.
It sounds like I...
I could get an abrasion on my dick from the orange.
You're different.
Fucking fruit is not okay.
Imagine if you have an abrasion on your dick and the orange...
Oh, hell.
The citrus gets in the dick abrasion?
Oh, my.
What if the orange...
Great point.
What if the orange gave you syphilis?
Does that orange is out there?
No, it gives you...
Hepatitis, vitamin C.
Bars.
Oh, my God.
Bars.
Get them out of here.
Let's go.
Bars.
Don't play with me.
Get them out of here.
Hey, but speaking of Girls Gone Wild, how sad did that fool go out that was the guy that's just seen a documentary on that?
Wait, where's that on?
Oh, it's all over YouTube.
Oh, really?
This bad niggas a creep.
He has hell of sexual.
I seen a whole documentary on that show like a 30 minute on YouTube last week.
Well, I've got to watch this.
The whole, the whole, that show can.
Girls on Wild couldn't exist nowadays.
Aluminati.
Because of consent laws.
They're basically like getting
random girls drunk.
They're drunk.
Hoping they're underage.
He's right.
And putting their tits.
It's a podcaster name of Luminati.
I mean, hoping they're not underage.
And she made a whole video about it.
Not but did you see like, did you see what happened to this fool?
So back in the day, when his empire was crumbling,
a father of one of the girls that had been on his show,
broke into his house,
hemmed him up, tied him up,
fucking started like doing,
fucked up shit to his buttole
sodomized his...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa.
Doing fucked up shit to his butthole.
Brumsteak?
Put him on camera and be like
and had him say like,
I'm a little bitch.
Dada, da, da, da.
Because like, he's like,
yeah, that's what you get
for fucking with my daughter.
He had a hell of miners on camera
and some that he knew.
He knew their minders.
Because of course,
all those chicks are out there
with fake IDs on vacation.
Even if they're not minors,
they're fucking 19.
And they're five beers deep
and they have no fucking clue
what they're doing.
And they're going to try to
become a fucking lawyer four or five years later and then they're going to have to
figure out how to get this video taken down whatever you can just imagine how many
enemies he made through doing that no but it's pretty inevitable really so minus the even if he
wasn't before it was cool to be a hoe on instagram well minus he was by ruining his lives yeah if
you take if you take away the butthole abuse is that a w for that father to run in there like and do
that he got his get back to me i'm not probably would have a nigga bow i'm gonna just beat him up
i'm not fucking someone's butthole as an act of revenge yeah no that's an act of
love. That's gay. There's no, I'm not with
that. That's gay. No male
You like that shit. We're not doing male. I ain't been
in prison, so I never had to learn how to speak that
love language, but I ain't doing that. Another one, too.
But love is my love play. Watch
a good documentary. Anal revenge.
Watch Gringo. How about John McCaffee?
I identify as a gringo.
You should watch that shit? I didn't see.
Gringo is crazy. Netflix's always trying to get me
to watch it. Is that what a white dude both to a Mexican
Joe? No. Please watch
watch alone so we could talk about it on here. We're watching
next week. I watch season one and the new
But Gringo, you ever heard him a MacAfee antivirus off with him?
Yeah, it's the guy who made that.
Bro, tell me why that guy follows me on Twitter
and fucking talk to me about doing an interview over stream
right before he died.
Niggins, they ran for president, too.
That shit was crazy.
Yeah, much in the same way, Kanye did.
Y'all ever thought about doing movie reviews on here?
That's a good.
That's a good.
He didn't know.
He didn't know.
He did a shot.
He threw a shot.
I gave him that.
That was a good.
That was a good.
No, he did not do it.
He did not know.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
Young Miami is a side bitch and he did not know.
He just tried to flip the script because we laughed.
I got a piss.
All right.
That was a good one.
This was funny as fuck.
I appreciate y'all.
We killed it.
Much love.
Shout out to Lush Gurb.
Shout out Suss Gurb.
Shout out Crip Gurb.
Shout out White Gurb.
Actually, that's White John, ain't it?
Yeah.
All right.
He'll let me borrow it for a little bit.
Thank you to everybody who watched this.
Head on over to nojumper.com.
Purchase some products.
Head on over to patreon.com slash no jumper.
And yeah, we'll see you in the streets.
See you on the socials.
Make those memes I asked for.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Yuri fucks orange.
