No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 18

Episode Date: November 21, 2019

This week on the No Jumper Show Adam22 expresses his frustration with everyone asking him about getting married and talks about LenaThePlug being away filming for a reality tv show. Cam Girl, lil Housephone and Adam22 also react to Maxo Cream beating up a guy who threw a beer at him Yo Gotti losing 500k gambling and much more! Enjoy! CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper and iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-jumper/id1001659715?mt=2 and follow us on Social Media: http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm --- Follow CAM G1RL instagram: http://bit.ly/CAMGig youtube: http://bit.ly/CAMGyoutube twitter: http://bit.ly/CAMGtwit soundcloud: http://bit.ly/CAMGsc facebook: http://bit.ly/CAMGfb Follow LIL HOUSE PHONE instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lilhousephone/ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC05C... soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-housephone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get in trouble. What? For her posting all of his arsenal? Iggy could be mad as fuck. I'm just kidding. Sorry. We're live? Check, check, check.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Adam 22, and I'm here with a couple of my nearest and dearest friends. On my left, I have the devil himself. Well, I mean, I hang out with you guys once a week, so yeah, I guess we are pretty tight, right? And then, to my right, rocking rare glow gang, chief, keef, apparel. Ew. It's Cam girl. Cam, girl. The co-hosts so cool that you can't even put her name in the title.

Oh, that sucks. That makes me sad. Isn't that crazy? You just chose a fucking name that just... I didn't choose it. It chose me. It's like if my name was penis Grand Mason, and I just had to like file a fucking petition with YouTube to be like,

yo, like, y'all are demonetizing me just because my name is. It was penis. I just got demonetized because my name's penis. Where Adam? I need a no jumper. Where Adam? I just slapped the fuck out of a nigga name Adam. We just smoked that blood.

We should have not done that. No, I like it. I like being high on camera. Camgirl, talk to me. I'm high as fuck. How are you feeling? The thing that makes me feel weird is how come it demonetizes on no jumper channel? On mine, my name is Camgirl.

And all of my videos, I tag Camgirl. I have Camgirl and everything. And you never had a problem. Never had a problem. But you did tell me this is you giving me a little not, what's the opposite of a backhanded compliment, a backhanded insult. A front handed insult. You get one one hundredth of views as we do.

So, you know, they're probably not paying attention to your page. I was like, ouch, asshole. I would never say something like that. You did say that and I have screenshots. One one hundredth of a one. Okay, maybe you said one. Who are you sending the screenshots to? You said one tent to the live stream.

If anyone wants to. If anyone wants to. wants to pay for it you can see i'm 22 being a big-headed fuck um i don't remember saying anything rude to you ever in my entire life yeah never not once yuri or whoever can you can you promote this on the social media that comes out of my phone um i all right this is what i want to say can i can i say something are you going to apologize for saying that to camgrew no i've never said anything rude to camgroll ever in my child and also i just want to say that these these get demonetized most of the time these really for i have no idea why because normally when i do an interview and i upload the clips which

In my opinion, these are every bit as filthy as every other interview I do. Like, they have the same odds of having inappropriate content. Maybe these are a little worse, but not really. We censor my name, no? Huh? Sorry, we censor my name. Well, we don't put it in the tags and stuff, but I think putting in the title gathers a lot of attention towards what's going on.

But these, whenever you do a live interview, the chances of it popping up demonetized, confirmed, not safe for advertisers, are much higher. Because it's live, so they don't know what they don't know. the fuck you are doing or going to do. But it always takes a while for it to get reviewed, and then once it gets reviewed, it's just a much higher chance when you do it live, which is weird. But now we're kind of married to it, so I feel all right about it.

Married to the live game or married to being to monetize game? I'm married to being live. We've chosen to live the live life on this podcast, and it's like if they're going to demonetize this every single time, I guess we're going to have to deal with it. I want to say, but listen to what we did. Me and Lena started a family-friendly channel that is her and I not swearing and not tossing that ass, et cetera.

So we have a house tour video up. If you search Adam and Lana House Tour, you'll find it. That's cute. 30,000 subscribers. The video has 300,000 views already. Oh, do all. And we're going to be making a lot more. Is it on her channel or you guys made a joint channel?

This is, this means you are trying to put a baby inside of her and turn your life into a dad. Yeah, dad, dad, YouTuber. Blown many a nut in there lately, but, you know, it's all right. Oh, my God, I could sense it coming. When's a ring? When's a wedding? You gotta do a big, like... It's so awkward because I don't like the wedding thing.

I'm like, not really. It's not about you. My voice cracked. I feel like Leno wants the wedding. She does, but... She wants a big wedding. I'm like more open to the kid thing than the wedding thing, and she knows it. She's not exactly excited about it.

We've at least tabled it. I mean, for sure. I felt that. She's going to make you do it, though. If you give her, if you do the baby, you got to do it. Make me. I mean, but you kind of got to at that point. Nobody can make it.

You can make it to a huge... You can make it to a huge video, though. You could fucking do it. This is how you convince me. Do a Tanna. I was going to say, if you should just pay him to punch you or whatever. That's how you convince me is you can do a video and you can have a fake version. You can do a good vlog, you know, and then you could record it, get an MTV fucking shaking.

Come on. I can't believe they even try to pull the whole fucking ball around. Adam and Lina, it rolls off the tongue even better. Adam and Lennon. I like the sound of that. You'll probably do it. Why don't we never try to put our names together? Is it because you just end up with Latham?

Latum. Lidem. Or Leme? leam i like let them adenna that sucks because like dwight and angela is duangela and i'm super into that well if you have a do in your name makes everything kind of cool yeah that's honestly yeah but if it was like

dwight and brad we're gonna be walking around talking about dwad exactly tam girl and uh and blank bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam girl bam girl Cool. If you were blood, you have to be Bamb, I don't know. You should always do that for your shows. You should

put like the big red B emoji. Mm-hmm. You should. Instead of the C, that's cool. No. No. You should do that, actually. No. What are we talking about here? What is going on? Absolutely.

Okay, so we started the family-friendly channel. Which is cool. Everybody goes search for it, like and subscribe. And then also, Lennon was gone. Oh, yeah. What is that thing that she wanted to? The reality house. The fuck is that. Basically, it's the second season.

They already did one. It's called The Reality House. Like some real. Casey and JJ or Jojo or something. Casey and Jojo? Like the R&B singer? It's Keon and J.C. I think is actually.

This thing is said Casey and Jojo. I'm like, what the fuck, nigga? The R&B fucking group? Like, what? At the end of the row. I can't believe you know any, any, Casey and Jojo. See, you are not culture.

You just assume. that was a Casey's Jojo song. Yeah, first of all, why did I say Casey and Jojo and why did you sing a Boys to Men song? Because I was, I kept seeing it. You just relayed to all black music together. I kept seeing the Boys to Men Billboard for their live residency in Vegas. I want to go to that. I was just thinking about my, I can't believe that these dudes are doing that.

That's a wild. My favorite song ever. Really? I love that song. That's the song you should propose to. On Bended Knee. Me and Lauren, we're talking about the other day. That's so weird.

How would you do that? Everybody feels it so comfortable of constantly asking you like, when are you going to get marry when are you going to have kids like it's just nobody feels rude about it at all to me it seems a little rude i mean you come on here and you ask people like getting their assay i'm sure that they can ask you okay not me but like with you the way you keep bringing it up over and over it's kind of like wow that's like a you know how it's kind of intense i mean i don't really don't think it's that intense i mean i've known you guys like half a decade's the fucking beginning of it i see how much it's grown and you walked in here with your boyfriend and i

I just kept saying that. I feel like it would be so weird. I mean, it would be different story. When are you guys going to get married? When are you going to put a baby in her? I mean, yeah, because you guys are kind of new and it's like you probably aren't planning on doing either of those things. But it would be kind of funny, right?

Okay, look, you just are talking about you made a family-friendly channel. You did a house too. Okay, okay, very, fair, fair. And, you know, I've talked to Lennie. I know she wants a baby. And, you know, I know Lennas personality, she probably wants a wedding too. So, you know, I'm just trying to help my friend out. She's trying to plug that semen up

Oh geez Yeah, anyway, she was gone for a long time It was so sad It was weird Did you fuck her Pocket Pussy thing? Wow, I totally was not playing I'm talking about this but I tried

I tried She's had a flashlight for something like a year And I finally got around to smash In that thing I put lube on my penis And inside of the flashlight And I tried to fuck it And it was too tight but this is the thing

there's a cap on the end do you have to take that cap off while you fuck it so that the air can travel like is it forming like a vacuum I don't have a flashlight it was my first time doing it I don't know if I did it right or wrong or not you didn't read the instructions

I don't know that there were instructions you got to read instructions before you just put your dick in or something I didn't so it goes through and there's like a hole at the end too yeah well there's like a hole with it like it looks like a vagina well I know that and then there's a tube and then on the other end. There's a hole too.

There's another hole, but it's just like a cap that you can like screw on and off. You probably have to take the cap off. After you get done banging it, then you're supposed to open it up, go over so the fucking sink and clean it all out and everything.

But now it's like, the feeling that I was getting of it being too tight, maybe that was just the feeling of the air not being able to pass through. So I'm basically like trying to like cram my move in there. And then the-

Rame my move. Recreclose told me you could call it dick a move. He called his dick as move, and I thought that was pretty hilarious. He was to move. Yeah. To the short of you like, I'm pretty sure I heard him call a gun to move too, right? So everything is just move around season.

Move, bitch. Get out of the way. So, yeah, I failed on my first attempt at banging Leno the plug's flashlight, but the good news for the people at home is that your dick is probably small in the mind. So it would probably be fine for you. And also, I might have been using it the wrong way. You probably were using it the wrong way. You should read instructions before you just put your dick into something.

Listen, she put it on the table. She put the vagina one and the anus one on the table. Yeah, options. They were just sitting there waiting for, like, you know. I didn't even jerk off at the first two days she was gone, and then finally I was about to jerk off, and then I saw it right there. I'm like, oh, I got to do it.

I didn't know they have an anal one. Is it called, like, a pocket anal? What's the word for that one? I don't even know. Is pocket pussy a trademark? I don't know. What is it called? Fleshlight.

Oops. I don't know exactly what it's called. But I do know that you're supposed to name your bottle on your vagina and when you do it. What's her names? I don't know. You literally just didn't even read the packaging before you put your dick. There was no packaging.

The packaging was not there. It was just the thing. Oh, she took it out of the box for you and all that. She's got like a whole trunk of them. Oh, yeah. What? She has like a whole shit loud. I don't even know why or what she does them.

She got to just give them out now at this point. She could, I guess. I can sign them. I don't know. I'll probably got to start banging again. The thing is, is like, when I'm home and I'm like, we're going to have sex. It's like the last thing I'm thinking it was like now let me let me fuck this fleshlight for a while

Wait yeah nobody said that while she was home you should use it when she's gone so I tried to use it But now I'm starting to think like I don't know I might want to try it again Anyway yeah so she was on the show I cannot say you guys haven't even acquired I cannot say how she is done but uh on the show I just don't even know what the fuck it is it's it the world world it's like a show where you're just like hanging out for X amount of days and then there's mad challenges like what kind like physical? Like some of the stuff I saw in season one, like there was like two people who were up for elimination and they had to get into these crazy ice baths.

That sounds awful. That sounds kind of far. Or like they're putting like roaches on your face. Oh, this is like some fear factor. Just whatever type of shit. Mix with the real world. Mix with, you know, they're voting people off. It's just like a regular reality show type thing, but it's on YouTube. So they filmed it all in one week? Something like that, yeah.

What the fuck? But they haven't really seen yet so we can't talk about the winner. She came home a lot. It's not like trauma. It was that crazy? Well, she was more traumatized from, like, the boredom and the food. And you don't get phones, huh? No phones. They take your phones away the whole fucking time. So she was able to text me for, like, an hour every night.

And they're feeding her, like, you know, it's just like, oh, like, here's some chick filet. And then, like, 10 hours later, it's like, we got subway. It's, like, just super, like, all over the place. Yeah, just like. She was like, you could not have handled it. I'm like, what you mean? She's like, I just know you. You would have freaked out.

She's like, you're way too much work. for you never would have been able to just like be under somebody else's control like doing arbitrary tasks i'm like yeah that does not sound like what like what type is how like doing what like the roaches on your face the fucking weird thing like and then you just sit around with these niggas you don't know the whole day other than doing that and when you have no phone and you have no source of entertainment and shit she was saying that it's like you just end up making the most boring fucking conversation because think about us and and also it's like you're around a bunch of people that you have nothing in common with you have nothing too tall

about besides the fact that you're just bored in this house. And like, our brains have been fucked up by Instagram and Twitter that it's like, if I'm sitting around with a stranger, am I really going to talk to them about their life when I could literally look at an app like Twitter that is tailored to my interest? It's like I've selected the news I want to see from all of these outlets and all these different people. It's like, you know, for a while, it's cool. You can just talk to a stranger. You can definitely talk to a stranger for an hour or two. Yeah.

But after a while, it's just going to be like, I want to see what's going on in academics and shit. I'm kind of a friendly-ass niggas, I could talk to a stranger for a long time. I mean, you just need a mountain of cocaine and you could probably talk to them all night. Oh, hell yeah.

I could also do it sober, but if they had cocaine, I'll be talking to some motherfuckers. Yeah. I definitely remember meeting a random girl at a house party, and I was doing Matt Coke, and we talked about her being a real estate agent for like three hours. For three hours?

Well, I mean, I'm sure we talked about plenty of other stuff too, but the basic conversation was like, oh, your real estate agent is so cool. Oh, my God. You get to like, You get to like talk to people and like make money and work with other people. That's so tired. Like when you're on Coke, everything just seems so great.

Bro, you just hype up anything anyone is saying to you if you're on drugs and people are talking to you. I watched this MTV show called The Challenge, which kind of sounds similar to what. Yeah, that's how I went to do. Did you guys ever watch that show? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, on that show. It was like real world versus some other show. Now they like, I think they ran out of people from those shows.

Honestly. They just like take like Big Brother and all these other shows. Really? Yeah, but in that place, they seem to be really bored, so everyone just starts hooking up. Wow. Yeah. You're scared about that. No, but I mean, that's the difference.

Like, think about, did you guys watch Jersey Shore? Yeah, obviously. I mean, you take a bunch of people who are like, you know, reasonably good looking. They're super into the party lifestyle. They're near a bunch of clubs. You've got a fucking pool on your roof. It's like... Unlimited alcohol.

You're going to go out and get drunk every day. A show like that almost seems like socially irresponsible for MTV because it's a lot. almost like you're encouraging such bad behavior. That's like, how do you not get sued? When you're basically taking these people and putting them in like a laboratory and then sending them out to the bars full of steroids and alcohol every night. Wow, I just hit the mic. I mean, I think that, like, I don't know, like, that's not them, like, that's not them, like, setting it up for them to do that.

I think they're going to do that regardless. I think they're asking for a lawsuit, sending these barbarians out. That also happened so, like, 10 years ago, so it was like. Yeah, yeah, that's why it was so different. It's fine. They still do that show. Jersey Shore? Yeah, they do Jersey Shore family reunion

And I, and every time I watch the challenge, they have commercials for Flora Bama Shore. Oh my God, I did see that. Yeah. So, like, they're just recreating that, but I mean, I'm sure they signed so many fucking releases that they can't get sued. And I remember I was trying to figure out if, like,

these shows are fake and scripted. So I was like, digging some fucking research. And they're saying, like, they do, like, extensive interviews to find out, like, what your personality type is. And they, they find people. People that are just like a little, you know what I mean? They know that they're going to go fucking insane on the show.

So, I mean, it's just entertainment, unfortunately. And people sign up for it. What I find interesting is that now it feels like a lot of YouTube is going in like the game show direction. Because I don't know if you see Mr. Beast shit. Mr. Beast is like, he's, he totally has just done all these challenges and shit. But now his shit has gone so big that he has like a massive like studio with like pits of water and all kinds of ropes and. and crazy shit built in there so that he's basically able

to like create like a fucking game show at a whim any moment. And when I think about it, when we move out of this spot and get our next spot, which is going to be a bit more up in the valley, a little like more room to move around and stuff. Are you telling the address?

Of our new spot that we haven't even looked for yet. I'm joking. I think that my goal is to really make it just like as fun as possible. Like if you could have like a little like half basketball court and like a fucking, fucking, you know, a fucking working out type set up, video games. No jumper fantasy factory.

Fantasy factory, but I think from our perspective, probably having like a giant fucking trampoline thing probably doesn't make sense or like a skate cart. I thought you were saying that's going to make sense. I'm like, let's do it. I was like, all right, I'm ready. A trampoline? Yeah, maybe.

You might be able to have a trampoline. You might need like a midday like hop, you know? Oh, yeah. A hop, a flip. Flips. I think, like if you're ready to. like get if you're trying to get somebody ready to do an interview go hop on this trampoline get your blood rushing around no go fucking swing on this rope and drop into the phone pit bro so fun do a fucking

backflip off the skate ramp into the fucking you know i just want to have like enough space that it could be like we're doing the interview in our own little enclosed space and then like your homies have enough room to like hang out smoke weed and then like play some games i'm thinking bouncy house yes love it there we go that's the waiting room i love that when they walk in you go with a bouncy house then you can do a backflip into the foam pit yeah and then do a little what are those called like like i like this place in some ways over the store because it's it's more secure it's quiet there's no chance that they're going to be like oh hudrish pablo want is here like just the fucking people showing up yeah i can't handle that when i'm trying to do interviews and so it's

kind of like this is definitely a bit of an improvement but then the no smoking and the fact that you can hear the fucking high heels clunking around up there and shit i love how you that's like so irritable for you. It is. Have you ever heard it? It's insane. It is fucking insane. I mean, from time to time, you probably have never heard it on this show, but sometimes when I'm interviewing some motherfucker at 1 p.m. and it's like,

it's so loud that you really feel like they're stepping on your head. Asap Firk, I'm pretty sure there's a moment in the interview where he's like, it feels like this fucking roof is going to cave in. Because whoever it is up there's rocking fucking high house. I was just watching this woman march out

out of this parking lot from this building to our car. She did look at her. But her fucking high heels with this tall. I was like, what are you doing? You're going to ruin your spine. I felt that. And they were just straight your body. I've never seen you wear crazy high heels like that.

Yeah. I go for comfort over style. I don't understand how. Why can't you be comfortable and style? How can a woman do that? I mean, there comes a time. Like, I used to wear high heels a lot and you just kind of get used to it. I mean, I guess.

You get used to it. That makes you look pretty. don't you just look down at your foot and just think wow this is so fucking stupid this is so uncomfortable this is so badly designed and for what to make me look taller so the dudes will want to fuck me more so i can have babies with them just sit on the couch look in the mirror and just like the way she looks it doesn't have to be like oh my god fucking put a baby inside of me right now please bitches are wearing high heels because they want to get babies put in them period this conversation the same conversation on like episode four.

I see a woman walking in high heels. She is torturing herself to look good for men, period. I'm having deja, boom. Really? It was us. She was honking around upstairs, and then you said we had this same fucking conversation

coming from above. I'm angry and I'm mad. I know you're, I don't know you're sad. You know what we should do? It makes me mad too, because Kim, I'm going to be honest, if you put on high heels right now

and you start walking around, my primitive brain, would think that you looked hotter than you do in regular fly shoes. Any woman. Any woman. I don't care if it's an 80-year-old fucking grandmother. She puts on high heels. Do not sexualize 80-old women.

She's a little bit hotter to me. A little bit. The 80-year-old women want to be sexualized because they're mental palsal. They've gone through it all, and that's all they have left. I don't support any of the things. This thing got me too high

to sit here and really listen to him right now. I'm just saying crazy. I think he got you high on purpose. I'm the only one fucking defending 80-year-old woman. I'm figuring I'm under the table. What? What? Pause.

I'm quit. Alright, this is, I'll see y'all later, man. I just feel like if I walked in here with high heels, you probably ripped them off my fucking and chuck them at my head. Ew! Because you're the homie and I don't want to see you torture yourself. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Can I say what's the most annoying thing ever?

I can think of camera. Okay, I was thinking about you and I didn't say your name. The nails when she's typing. When she's mad at you and it sounds like... I love that sound. It's such a satisfying sound. Listen, and like, I'm the type of nigga, like, I'm retarded. I will lose my sense of, I will lose my focus easily.

So I'm sitting there, like, watch your Netflix or doing whatever, and it's just like, this shit, it's like, oh, my God. The fact that women go and spend $400 on their fucking nails. Now, that shit did be fired, though. I'm going to come clean. Okay, do you in some way agree with me that, like, society will never be truly equal between men and women until women stop doing stupid shit, like spending $400 on getting giant pink nails hanging out their fingers

or stop wearing $2,000 heels and I agree. There's a lot of guys who are doing stupid shit. There's a lot of guys who inject themselves full of fucking steroids for years and years so they could be huge. That's the equivalent of wearing high heels. That's how stupid injecting yourself with steroids is.

But it's not like there's that many dudes injecting tons of steroids into themselves, but there are tons. Every woman is wearing high heels. Almost every woman. I really don't see how you just compared those two. They're really stupid. They're really, really, really,

stupid things that are really dumb but people just keep doing them because bitches want to look extra I don't know they don't want to get fucked they want to get a dick or a lot of them have never even thought about it they never even got to the point of thinking like wow why am I torturing myself every day I don't think anybody

yeah I mean is that really like I don't know some people the reason why they spend so much time and money on their nails because it's just another form of self-expression or another way of honestly nail nails can even be art to some people because they're such as nail I don't buy it.

Next topic. I'm all for art. I'm never going to convince him that nails are worth. Art that you dangle from your fucking finger. I've seen some intricate as shit. This is something that matters to you. There's accounts, nail art accounts to have one million followers or more because that's a fucking thing. And that's how many idiots there are on earth who are interested in this shit.

And listen, I feel this way about a lot of things too. Like I know there's probably a lot of guys out there who are really into cars. And that's like your goal. You don't even know what type of car you drive. I don't. You're right. That's a fucking insane. But you don't, what kind?

I don't know. How are you driving like a fucking $100,000 car and don't even know what model it is? That's how I'm living. And I think you got to remove that it says like 22. No, no, no, no. That's not my. All I'm saying is that having like a fucking car that costs like, however, like crazy amount of mine is car runs for one week out of the year and it's just br-hr.

That's just as fucking stupid as the nail thing. It's actually not as stupid as the nail thing. Wow. There's almost nothing as stupid as spending $400 to $1. Who's the fuck gave you this number of $400? There are bitches who spent $400? I just have whoa, Vicki and you're telling me. Yeah.

My bitch had little Uzi Verz album artwork on her nails. That's crazy. Is that not crazy? That's kind of fire. Yeah, it's stupid as fuck. If a bitch pulled up with some no jumper nails on like a couple years ago trying to suck you up, you would be down. There'd be a little part of me that would be like, no.

I'm sorry. You would think that that was so dedicated, you would be down. I mean, it'd be cool. Like, wow, that's cool that you did that for me. If I knew she went around with that every day, I'd be like, wow, you're a retard. What if they think that about your tattoos? I was just about to say that. It's like a one-time thing.

It was so fast. It's easy in comparison. As opposed to, like, 400. I might have spent $400, like, on this hand tattoo that I haven't thought about since. $400 to get your nails done one time. And then you're going to walk around and you're going to break it off. And then you're going to be like, ah, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. And it hurts, though, too.

I know if a show hurts again. It's so breaking the nail. I don't do mine anymore. Women, it's been over a year. Do this stuff. It's holding them back. Wow.

Because nobody's going to take you serious when you have this giant fucking thing hanging off your nail. I'm sorry. This is how I don't think we're going to convince him. We're not. Let's go. And it's not like I don't think it's hot.

Now look at him. If I look down and I was getting my dick sucked and she had some big crazy nails on, I might be like, wow, that's hot. And you got to think about it. It changes her whole attitude and her whole mood too. Like I've seen a bitch be sad and they get their nails done. They're like, okay.

I don't want my bitch. Yeah. When you have pretty nails, it's fun to look down at your hands and be like, oh, and it just like lifts your spirit. And like sometimes you want to feel cute. Like just how, I don't know, you get a fucking haircut or something. You know what I do? Sometimes I go to Michaels, I get mad Legos and then I get mad Play-Doh. And I just mush them all together and I was just taking, just mashing on the side of my head.

And I was walk around with that all day. Why? Because it's just my self-expression. Play-Doh. Play-Doh. All over my head. melting down my fucking face Sounds like a family channel video that you're

gonna do next. You know also I'm gonna be honest with you I felt similar when No disrespect to Bexie But I saw Bexie using a hair straightener On his hair backstage before his show Okay And I was just

He has his hair's long He has long as bro As soon as you're carrying a hair straightener around I don't know Because like all those puns in the 70s You make the gayest jokes ever All those puns in the 70s Were walking around with their fucking

You don't need a hair straightening That shit is fucking crazy, but at least they did that at their house and I didn't have to see them doing it. NASCAR does that every day. Not ugly. You want everyone to like. Low maintenance. Should I not have to get a haircut now either? Should I not get a lineup?

Can't even get a haircut. I just scam my barber. I can't even get a haircut. Y'all got no money. Knickers broke his hill. Can't even get a haircut. Cash or Kwan, please come on the show. You're the best rapper.

Cash or quang. He could pull, oh, he would be an honorary no jumper show guest. I like it. I guess, actually. I like it. We got to bring shitty boys on too. They're blowing up. I keep hearing everybody talk more and more about it.

Yes. Pretty boys. The K next to me like, hell. Shitting my pants. Shut out. You guys want to get on to a. I need a no jumper. Where Adam?

I just slapped the fuck out of a nigger name Adam. Did anyone go to Adult Swim Fest? That was this weekend. I did not. What fuck is that? It's a festival by Adult Swim. You know what? swim is.

Cartoon channel. They do it every year. I performed there last year. Really? What kind of artist's headline of this adult swim festival? Vince Staples, I think, maybe. I thought I saw, I know Tierra Wack played and. Tierra Wack.

It was actually a really good lineup, but I just cannot remember anyone. It was like lit, but it's on some like, you know, like, like hipster indie. Like, I feel like if you're the kind of artist who can get booked for an adult swim festival, that there's probably a pretty good chance that I'm not really all that interested. Oh, no. It was definitely Yeah, it was definitely, it was some little people on there Yeah, I saw, I wanted to go

looking at the lineup, but it was just too much. Tierra Wack and I like Vince Staples a lot. Yeah, me too. Tierra Wack, I like in theory. You just like. Why not in practice? Because I only ever heard that one 20 minute video or whatever.

You gotta watch the damn, I'm just saying that I fuck with that, but I just don't, I've never like really. I don't know how to fuck to find the line. I don't really listen to anything else since. You guys went to this? No, no. But I was just wondering if anyone went or heard about it.

Some dude I've never heard of. Let me see who these headlines are. Death clock. What the fuck is death clock? What the fuck is death clock? I don't know. Jamie XX is the person who was on that one young thug song. Exactly.

Young Thug is also on the line up. Why is Vince Stables above Young Thug? They're like next to each other, aren't they? Yeah, but he's above him. I feel like they did this in like the first four. I mean, I could be lying, but it looks like it's ABC order. Lil Nause X below. Sierra Wack? Well, this is probably from a long

time ago. No, it's not. This is from No, I'm saying. Like, they probably made the lineup and all that shit. Did you see the fucking Vegas lineup? Like, come on, that she was all over the place. Not as all over the place as is. Are you joking? How? Will Nas X. They had A-Lexpo. Everyone on here. They had Corey Lurray going on

after Trippy Red in Vegas. Did they? Not on the flyer. They might have like... Yes, it was. On the Times. No, no, no. He's talking about... He's talking about the lineup flyer. All right. The lineup flyer is different than the actual set times because in practice, Lil Nas X needs to be above Tira Wack on the fly. I'm sorry, it doesn't make any sense otherwise.

Unless he wanted to be lower on it because maybe he wants to earn his stripes all of a sudden. Bro, what? No, that did not happen. Listen, you put artists on a bill based on their level of startup. Tierra Wack is very popular. I agree. She's a great person to have on this festival. Nail Nas X had the biggest song of all time.

But it should also be, if you're going to do that, then the set time should reflect the fucking. But listen, what you're talking about? about is the actual schedule for the actual order that they played. And that's going to be in the same way. No, that doesn't make sense because with that, you could have the third stage at 10 p.m. And you have Warhol playing. And then at the main stage at 11 p.m.,

you have Jay Cole playing. Yeah, exactly. And then at 9 p.m., you have the baby playing on the main stage. And that only makes sense because Warhol is like basically accepting that time slot because he knows he has to go up against really big artists, but he's going to hold it down anyway. Listen, if you're at the bottom of the shit, you're performing first.

earlier that's it that's all I was saying usually but then in practice like Megan the stallion has been late or missed the fucking entire day to like a bunch of festivals that I've been to this year and then they actually and then they changed it later yeah like rolling loud lyrical lemonade and this one fucking fucking day in Vegas or whatever they try to make her going at fucking like 2 p.m and she's not even it's just like they have her book for certain times which I mean it's because but that's the thing is that they book the shit so far out of advance three stages and the third stage could have Megastayan headlining that stage, but that last set is at like 6 p.m.

But it's like, okay, she's a huge artist now, but she fucking headlines the smallest stage. And then maybe at the same time that she's playing on that stage, you have, I'm going to use Warhol again for some reason, and he's like playing on the middle stage. And it makes sense because their objective at all times is to always be given the crowd something to do. What is

Eric Andre live like? It's the Eric Andre's show, but it's live. I've never seen such a show. He does, like, comedy and brings on a guess. You ever seen Eric Andre's show? Or I thought he makes music, didn't. Isn't that what Josh said? Yeah, but this is, he put out like one like experimental, like beat album. Oh, so he didn't do that. No, no.

This Eric Andre Show Live is like, it's like a late night talk show, but it's like a very scripted and very fucking like it's like sketches in between and it's like, like you like you'll be sitting here. Like he'll be interviewing you like a late night show and then it's fucking, I don't know, green fucking goo would just fall out on you or like. This is a show where isn't, didn't he get his dick out or something and then who it was a TI? All types of crazy shit. All the time. He does all kinds of crazy shit. sucked his dick? No, he did not suck his dick.

It's all definitely scripted, though, I feel like. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's not. I don't know. I've never seen it. I'm going to be honestly, I never watched adult swim in my life besides. That's insane.

You're that old. I never had cable. I never, like, I never had, like, I never had, like, I never had, like, I never, like,

left a TV network on just playing. Like, I haven't, I didn't have cable from, like, the age of 18 until, like, now I have, like, you know, you probably don't even watch. Netflix and shit, but we don't have, like,

cable. I haven't had cables when I was like a teenager. Yeah, I don't even know how to, how do you watch adult swim? The only thing I even, unless I, unless you have cable. I don't know. I've never had cable my entire life. You have cable? My whole life.

There was like one year where I lived with my ex-girlfriend and we had cable and I would go on VH1 and watch Rock of Love. Great show. And I would watch a Project Runway. Why? I've never watched that show. Hey, you know it was my shit, Shaw's of Sunset. That show was fire. It was.

It was like a reality show, but it was about like these like rich, like Armenian, like family. And like that like is from West Hollywood. It was just fucking funny as fuck. I think I remember. Oh my God. Vanderpump rules also. I don't know what that is either. You know who Lisa Vanderpump is?

No. Her fucking, she's some rich white lady. On a real housewives of Orange County. Wanted some shit like that. But her husband is like, what's that nigga name that owns like Virgin Records and fucking like. Richard Branson? I think that's her husband. I don't think that's her husband.

Her husband's just They're both just really rich. They're just rich. They're just rich. I don't know. Sometimes I end up in a conversation where I just feel like I'm not even of this planet because I just don't know about so many things in a row

that I'm just like, wow. You know about a project one way? I feel like damn, how to fuck you don't? America's next hot model another really good show. He's no, he's just in the camera. I guess is right. What's going on? No, America's next top model was great during my time period of watching it.

I used to watch the biggest loser as well. Which one? Biggest loser. I never watched that. to watch every reality show that was on TV because I had nothing else to do. People were talking a lot about Disney Plus. I try watching it. I'm not, I mean

they gave me a free one year with my Verizon, Verizon Planet. It has a bunch of stuff that people want. Like it has the Simpsons. So that's kind of, like the Simpsons alone. I want to watch Brink. Oh my God. The Simpsons is a big deal. Great movie. Simpsons what?

The Simpsons is like for Disney Plus. Dude, I hate the Simpsons. Fucked. Oh my God. Family guy. No, I don't care about that either I'm surrounded by uncultures swine It's just, you're just older, so that's why you like Simpson's. Yeah, you didn't watch Rugrats, that was before you. I used to watch Rugrats, I fuck with Tommy Fickles

as my homie. Great, no, I feel old. Yeah, you're just as old as me. Ew. No offense. You're almost 30, right? No. She told me that the other day, she's like, you're almost 30, did it?

I'm like, yeah, five years, fuck you. I don't know how old you guys are, but probably. In five years? Twenty one. You're 25, you're 28. Ooh. You went to college with Lennon and Lennon's 28, so you're probably 28.

Y'all went to college at the same time. Did y'all at the same school and they didn't know each other? Were you our friends? No, I didn't know her. Were you guys like scissoring? You guys were like drunk and sizzling? Anonymous Asian student number 10,500-190.

Hey, fuck you, I was cool. I was not in college 9 or 10. You weren't mixed in with the Armenians. That's where the A.A. is anonymous Asians. Well, Lennon was a fucking bull dyke the whole time she was in school too. Why are you calling her that? She was. What is that mean?

She was just like a militant lesbo. Militant She was She says it I've heard these stories Yeah I didn't know her I mean you have to think The college has fucking

I don't know how many 10,000 people I think about how many Asian students there are you right Fuck you And the problem with our school Is we are very spread out Like all our dorms were like

We had to take buses To go to the different dorms I went there It's very very I walked around It's big It's big So many kids coming up to me

Really that's crazy Why are you here Adam Why are you here? Yeah I mean Santa Cruz is a whole other fucking world. They were like mind-blown that we were out there. It was weird as far.

I mean, it's not that weird if they knew that London went there. Do you guys? Do I have permission to move on to a topic? I have something near and dear to my heart that I want to talk about? It depends. Yeah. It's going to be something gay about dicks or something. No, it's not.

I don't even know. I don't think you guys are going to even know about it. Just go ahead. Drop it on this. Did you see the thing where what's his name, Lakeith Stanfield, came out against the breakfast club and lipstick alley and the makeup club and all that shit.

Is that the actor dude? Yeah, from Atlanta. Yeah, but I don't know. What did he say? Basically, he made a statement where he said that the breakfast club, lipstick alley, makeup club, World Star, etc.,

that they all push an anti-black agenda. That's not nothing new. People have been saying that for a long time, but okay? Well, I mean, he said it, and it was a big enough thing that Charleneleman gave him donkey of the day for it, and then he put out like a song reacting to it

and all this shit. Well, actually, I don't know. The song might have about it before. But it's been a whole big thing because Charlemagne went on this crazy ramp basically saying like how the fuck are we What is our anti-black agenda? And it's I mean I just thought it was a good it was a good talk Maybe maybe I mean I'm gonna assume that he was saying that because like those type of outlets and like or even like you know shows like Like fucking love and hip hop and shit like that just kind of portray black people and a And a bad in a negative light but all the time and it's like that's like their whole platform is just like

portraying black people as like silly individual. The problem I think is those titles that he named very in degree. I would say that World Star for the most part, you know, what they put on their Instagram, what they put on their fucking website is trash. It's like it really does depict black people as badly.

It's not doing black people any favors with the context that they're basically drawing. Not just for black people, but for hip-hop. It's like oh here, World Star is the number one place that you can go to see music videos and stuff, but it's also like the number one place where you're going to see fight compilations, a motherfucker getting shot over a chicken wing, et cetera, et cetera. Like, it's just got, it's always the dumbest, most ignorant shit.

And then it's World Star hip-hop. It's just also the number one destination for rap content. And I get that, that's why a lot of us know about World Star and why World Star is so well-known is because it is the place to go see the tomfoolery. But for him to say that about to put World Star and the breakfast club in the same bucket, to me, seems a little extreme because the worst that you can say about the breakfast club is that they sometimes highlight negative story arcs and stuff like that's 6-9 on a bunch of times so you could say oh okay they look at them promoting something negative blah blah blah which i completely disagree with

i think them doing the six-nine interview is the most obvious call on earth it's like he's a mega rap star mega controversial he's mega interesting he's got important shit that people want to hear about and the fans want to hear about it more than anything else so it's like that's the biggest no-brainer and the Breavits Club in particular if you really take a look at the number of episodes that they're doing they're doing a lot of like poets actors people that are like basically activists

really not that focus about the fuck shit you know like if he were to say that about me or Vlad okay like that's fair if you want to say about academics because academics won't put a video on his channel unless he knows it's going to be big enough and it's almost always some violence some beef etc you know if you look at Vlad like his title tend to skew pretty much towards conflict and things that could be

considered, you know, bad delinquent behavior. We do it too. It's like, there is an argument to be had there. I think that just him throwing the breakfast club in with that. Like, nobody would have took offense if he said World Star, Makeout Club. Lipsdale. Did they talk about the Shader? You don't know what art?

No, not Makeout Club. Did I say that multiple times? Makeout Club is a fucking website from back of the day. I don't know what that is. You're talking about the Shadroom? Media takeout. Okay. And probably the That's so bad that I just said it the wrong way. Because Mago Club is like the hip. It was like a hipster dating

website from the early 2000s. Oh, that sounds terrible. I can only imagine what your ball picture was. I met a girl. I met a girl on there and dated her for a year. Oh, cute. That's kind of tight. Emo dating site. Wait, speaking of DJ Vlad. Oh, I was about to use that second.

Are we done yet? Are we done yet? We're talking about this? Well, I want to hear from our representative. Our esteemed black colleague. It's going to read Okay, speaking of deep, wait, are we talking about the fact that LaReefe? Not Lil Reese yet.

I never do Lakeith's name until now. Do you think that they are? Who, Vlad? No. Do you think, do you agree with what's? He's so checked out. Hell no. No.

Mr. Smith? You said Lassie and Smith, right? No, no, no. Stamfield. I don't agree with that as far as, um, put in the breakfast club and I don't know. I mean, I don't even think World Star necessarily. It's like, but this is crazy shit that's going on.

all over the world and buy multiple different races and all that shit like that and it's like I don't know you kind of got somebody has to bring it to the forefront and have to like show people and like I don't know probably it's about context when you look at World Star if you were to read they usually give you the context what do you mean

if you read 50 fucking World Star headlines in a row off of their website you will be forced to make certain conclusions about what is considered important that they're talking about in the world and it's but I think they cover everything though I think they uncover it they're saying they cover everything is like just a cop out because in reality we all know that they cover a lot of dumb

shit that nobody else covers like fights okay niggas fight just to make it an incredible not even niggas fight people challenge me on this because i'm so obviously right every website has a context that is created through the different stuff that they put on that website world star is painting an image of hip hop that is ignorant and brutal and stupid and everybody knows it it's super hot thing about you then about that's fine I'm totally willing to accept that he passes out or some shit like that

no I know it's a good argument but people can say the same shit I know but that's not an argument against what he's saying about what they're doing he didn't mention me you know it's like I would argue that we're presenting a vision of society that A is not nearly as vast as World Star World Star is covering all kinds of shit but we don't post fucking fight clips almost ever unless there's like

something stand out really funny about it. We don't post whatever. I mean, I'm just saying that when he says that the media takeout, a world star. I think that was completely wrong about the Breakfast Club, though, for sure. Exactly. They don't deserve to be in that bucket and him saying that it's just...

Yeah, when I go on their YouTube channel, there's so many, like you said, poets and fucking political activists and shit that, like, I've never seen their name and stuff. And I don't know what the thing is? I don't get the clicks that like... I don't click on it. Yeah, that like T.I. Or T. T.I. talking about his fucking daughter's Hyman or something is interesting. Wait, that video is out.

of him saying that? Where did it come from? Hyman thing is Ben out? No, I'm saying like, is there like an actual visual of it? It was on Miguel's wife's podcast and then they deleted or something like that. They did delete it. Because I never seen it, but like I just saw this.

Everybody's heard about it and nobody's actually heard the real thing. It's like Logan Paul. Everybody knows the Logan Paul film The Dead Body, but almost nobody's actually watched the video. Myself included. I've seen that shit. I never actually saw the dead body. I just take everybody else's word for it.

Oh, it's like blurred. It's not, you know. That to me is like, barred it. Oh my God. It's just the fact that he even went and did it. He made a whole joke about it like, oh my God. He was in Japan just wilding out.

He was throwing pokey balls at Asian people. He was doing stupid. He's running around Japan throwing pokey balls at people. I need to get you banned from Japan and Korea and the whole. Oh, no. I just took a Zan 13 hours to Japan. No, I'm going to Japan. I'm throwing a big dope in Japan somehow.

throwing pokey balls at people? Would you mean that if I throw a Pokemon at you? I don't think you would care. I would get very upset. It's the fact that he was like in a Pokemon costume in Japan running through. No, he was in an Ash Ketchum costume, no? Maybe.

No, it wasn't Pokemon. You're right. Pokemon, the... Ash Ketcham is still a Pokemon costume, even though it's not a costume of a Pokemon. How many viewers do we have that are being subjected to this?

At least we're not talking about Blumpy. Or dix. Oh yeah, and by the way, we're supposed to have the viewer account up so that we can see it. This is something that's a new thing now I told you're this before I've told you're this before

He doesn't care about our experience You have to tell him at least five times Everything Can we talk about this first topic that's up there Because I definitely want to talk about that That was the funniest shit Are you sure you don't want to transition From Lil Reese to

Wait what do we talk about? From bad video settings also You see that? From Vlad to to Lil Reese Vlad to Lil Reese and stuff I think we should actually do that We keep having this bad video settings lately And we're not sure what the fuck

It's coming from. What does that mean? What does that anything? What is bad video settings mean? Okay, this is not a good time. I'm talking about the same way. Table it, write it down for the future. What do we talk about?

First or second thing. Little Reese, out the hospital. Out the hospital. Who shot him? Call him out. If you know, drop it in the comment. Are you paying a million? No.

I don't think. Absolutely nobody would pay him a million dollars for an interview. Obviously. For an interview, yeah, but that was honestly, that was kind of disrespectful the way Blad just said that. Like, he was like, that's like,

he was like, because I'm glad you're okay, but nobody is paying you. That is a fact. But. He said he wanted a million for the interview. Vlad said that nobody's going to give you 1% of that. It's obvious.

It's true. What's 1% of a million? I was just going to say. 10,000. Damn. You want to give him $10,000? No. What the fuck am I going to do that for?

The video, let's say the best case scenario, we do an interview with him, it gets a million views. This is going to make like a couple thousand dollars off of YouTube. Maybe we get a brand deal. How? We could theoretically get a brand deal. it in the, you say how. And tell them, how does someone get a brand deal? I mean, I meant about the story about a nigga getting shot.

That's why I didn't. Why not? I don't know. I'm not a brand deal. I'm not a brand deal. That's why I'm asking. We just put a brand deal on the Vitale interview. I mean, you watch TV that has commercials in it every day.

And it's about things, right? You could. That's what I'm saying. You just said like an ad. You said a brand deal. A deal with a brand. You are a YouTube, nigga. You know the stuff.

I don't know that. I'm sorry. I'm here to educate you. I'm here to educate you. But that's what I'm saying is that Maybe you get a brand deal On the Million View video And then you can make a profit off of paying him $10,000

But again That is 1% of what he said You should try to level with him Ask him how much did you pay? I did I told him I would give him a fucking ounce of some mid And I would give him some fake lien Yon Niggas are disrespectful How much did you pay

I did tell him that by the way I can screenshot that Dave Dash $500 for the haircut Tell him you pay him $1,000 $500 for the haircut I'm paying you double. Okay, but once we get down to a thousand,

we're talking about, like, 0.0.0.1. 10% of 1% of what he asked for. So, I mean, once you get down to 1,000, it's kind of like, you know, because I could, like, if he really asked me for 1,000, like, all right, like, if you're going to really give me a huge interview that's going to shitload of views and you think that you really want to press me for $1,000,

fine. What do you think is the best way for him to do it? Should he make his own? YouTube and interview himself? A documentary? The thing with him, and this is the problem, and this is why really nobody's going to pay him for an interview, is he ain't going to say shit

because he's in the streets. He probably has a rough idea of who tried to shoot him. I guarantee the cops and not trying to shoot him, who shot him. Right, who shot him. He probably knows. So, I mean, you know, he was there. So it's like, unless he's all, like, a big mystery and this just happened somehow, he knows

who shot at him, but he's probably not telling the cops. And if he were to go do an interview and if you were to get any detail about what happened, he's commenting on an open case and so he's not going to do that. So if I get him in and do an interview it's like best, what's

going to happen is I'm going to ask him about that shit and he's not going to say shit. It's still going to be kind of interesting because he's going to say little things but it's basically going to be a waste and then we'll talk to him about other stuff. Who do you think would ask better questions to get more out of him? You or Vlad? Maybe Vlad because Vlad

definitely doesn't care about just being homies. with him after. Yeah, he is not giving me and little Reese, like, kind of texting stuff and, like, are sort of, you know? I don't want to be out here actually. I only were best friends or anything, but I think I'd probably care more about

being the homie in Chicago. I remember we waited all fucking day. Yes. Duck and Reese were both supposed to do the interviews. Oh, no. And both of them ghosted on me and didn't end up happening. But then they both have, like,

independently hit me up afterwards, but that was before you shot. Because, like, why would I go in interview, why we're going to do an interview in Chicago with Adam when there's possibly ops that are going to know that I'm going to be there or that you're going to put it on live or you're going to fucking tweet. I told him that. I told him,

I'm not going to tell anybody about where it is, wherever. He kind of laughed at the idea of him even giving a fuck. And not to mention that we had off-duty cops of security with us during that trip. So it's like, and when I was actually talking to the off-duty cop about it because, okay, Duck and Reese are not supposed to be around each other, right? That's what I'm saying. But when I was talking about it to the cop, I was like, explaining to the security and he was like he's like you know I ain't gonna do anything right

and I'm like why you say that he's like because these motherfuckers lived in the same city for the past 10 years and they've been beefing forever and they fucking know where each other live and shit and they nobody you know people get shot but anyway they were shooting at each other these rappers and shit and I'm like I was impressed I was a cop saying that the rappers are all pussies yeah and then the nigga got shot what how many months later right no yeah definitely good point but I mean he did I think the the the the Charity was just making the point of like, the odds of somebody coming here

and shooting up this fucking tattoo shop when you guys are in the back of the tattoo shop in a super busy fucking nice area of Chicago. It was kind of... It was kind of crazy because I forget who was first on the interview list, but they were missing their time slot and it was getting up to like the next person's time slot. We're like, oh, fuck,

now we're fucked if they both show up at the same time. I'm texting the other one being like, oh, maybe we should push it back an hour and a half, but in reality he wasn't going to come anyways. But that's just how it is when you try to like really go after. interviews with people that are hard to get interviews for us you know wasting time you got to that I mean is the best way just be like I'll pull up on you or is that invasive or

and did they really want you pulling up yeah and are you really going to take all this shit or like you know what the fuck you're going to I mean it's easy you got two clip on mics or one mic to go like this and fucking one camera maybe a light if you're feeling fancy okay we totally directed this into fucking podcasting and interviewing when we're just talking supposed to be about him actually getting shot we talked and we got but we don't We don't know who shot him. We have no answers. But we know he got out the hospital and that he won't be able to get his voice back for two months.

Oh, so that's real? Yeah. And then he got the stitches removed, but he won't be able to talk for two months. For a rapper to end up with that scar right here when this is like your whole career is pretty crazy. Like they really somehow. And how the fuck did he survive that? Like I feel like if I got shot anywhere around here. Yeah.

Maybe it went this way. Like, you know. Maybe. But dude, it's. fucking top to the bottom. That's so scary. And I'm glad he's getting his voice back because as a rapper to not get your fucking voice back.

What if it was like the DOC? Do you guys even know about him from NWA and shit? He was like the old West Coast era. Like you fucking, you got a crazy-ass car accident. And now his voice is like, like he went from being like popping rapper. Like when Dre says like my Edward D-O-C, you don't want to do it better.

He's talking about him. I thought he's something like... I know, right? but then he was never able to really rapping and you could go watch a black interview him and his voice is like what if that happened to you you could only podcast in that voice

I mean I feel like if you could still talk you gotta just do it I almost sometimes it's kind of hard to listen to someone's voice when it's true I went back today I was listening to TK. Kirkland getting interviewed by Tck Stone and holy shit Tax Stone I forgot how reckless he was on that podcast

he's literally just saying he's like I don't go anywhere they search you because I always got my thing on me like the cops weren't listening to this or like they apparently they were maybe but like I just could not believe how hard tax was snitching on himself about how he was rolling around because I always knew that he always was rolling around with a gun on him in New York and I always thought he was crazy but he's really talking about it on this podcast crazy I mean he could he could use the same defense that like rappers and shit you use and be like oh like you know it was

I was just talking or whatever tell the judge that oh yeah well our next We'd like to present the audio of Mr. Tachstone saying that he always has his gun on him everywhere he goes. You imagine the judge being like, nah, he's just podcasting. Like it's a stretch when you say that about rappers when it's like, well, in this exhibit, we have YMW. Mellie saying that he will pull up and shoot at your mother. We also have the song saying that he killed his best friend. Well, you can make the argument of like, wow, he's a rapper. You know, Johnny Cash said he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. He didn't actually shoot a man in Reno, blah, blah, blah.

But like a podcast It's pretty much just you talking about your life Let's be real If you can make it into like this was a theatrical podcast I've definitely over exaggerated some shit on this podcast Just to make it sound a little beefier Than the actual story I'm too paranoid to do that because I'm paranoid

That if I tell the same story twice And I change some of the details significantly That somebody's gonna cut it up and call me out And I'm just like gonna be really embarrassed So it's like I know that just due to time And my lack of memory that that will probably end up happening is that I'll retell a story twice and it'll change. But I definitely don't want to be like, so yeah, I fuck three girls and then tell

the story like a month later and be like, so then I fuck seven girls. That would be really embarrassing. Yeah, that's a little extra. People would not be able to like parse the context of it being like fucking years apart or whatever. Speaking of years apart, I was thinking like about this whole little re-shed is like what the cop said was so true about them being in the same. city for, not even them necessarily, but just like, like those two, but just like the different

gangs that have just been beefing for so long. Like, that video where he's like, I'm going to kill you, Jojo. That shit was in like 2014, 2013. Like, nigga, that's a long, like, that's, they've been beefing since the niggas was in high school. Like, bro, what? Like, they, I don't know. They've been beefing for a while. I really should. Who knows if they had anything to do with them? I don't have no, I don't know, but I'm just saying, like, oh my God. You know, people always say that, like, Vlad and academics, I mean are snitches. or feds or whatever, but that would be a good idea. A YouTube channel that actually really is about snitching.

Like if you were somebody who was sort of tapped in, like you really knew who was doing everything. Like there's obviously people to know exactly who shot at Reese, right? Or who shot Reese. I don't know. Well, there definitely are people on earth who know who it is. Yeah. A fashion somebody started a YouTube channel that was like solely about actually snitching on people.

Bro, he not about that life. He not about that life. I wouldn't be surprised if something. something like that happened. People are so thirsty for clout that I would not be surprised of somebody to do that. He's not about that life, man. Catch him in traffic. Oh my God. The fact that that is going to be like his fucking, because I like went to the gym the day after he got shot and I put on Lil Reese, Spotify, most played tracks. It's like traffic and then us. And I was just like listen to that song. I'm like, God, this is such a good song. We're going to be hearing so

much of this song if he passes. But then that's so. That's so. not yeah that's like i'm like it didn't happen though he's okay that song specifically is like basically describing how he got popped yeah luckily he didn't die and he put out a song too yeah like a this song i'm not gonna lie wasn't that good to me personally i've come to uh expect something a little more different from little reese's fucked up well well maybe yeah you know what song's maybe he made it maybe that was fake oh my god i didn't even think about that song might be new to be You just told them. I know.

Because you're smart. He did it explain to you. I saw it. And I thought for two seconds, maybe it's a new song. And I thought it's probably a sign. You're recorded. I played it. He wasn't talking about the situation.

I said, okay, it was recorded. It sounded like when I was listening to it, I wasn't really paying attention. So I thought that the niggie was saying something about. Nicky shot me. I don't know. But you know who actually did that? And who made a really good song about it. Let me guess.

Let me guess. YBN. Nope, Cash Bentley. That's how I found him. Actually, he got shot. This kid, Cash Bentley. got shot on Instagram live or Stapp, something, something on Instagram live, right?

And he's like on the thing, like holding the shit. It's all bloody. And then the video goes off, right? And I was like, damn, that should look like, that looked real, but it looked kind of fake. I don't know. And I saw a picture of him in the hospital the next day. And I was like, oh, shit, that was real, whatever, right?

This is in the music video or you watch his Instagram live? This is way before the music video. It was like a clip of the, a clip of him being shot on Twitter. That's how I found it. So then maybe like a day or two after he, He got out the hospital. He, like, posts like a trailer snippet of this song. Big-ass fucking bandish thing on this thing.

I ain't die yet. Nickas thought that I was dead. I'm like, yeah. But he's, like, singing it, though. Like, that shit's hard as fuck. And I'm like, yo, what? I can't believe that's how you found your favorite artist. That's how I found him, yeah.

I feel like if I were talking about how great it was that he got shot in my rap song, that it would come out different than you talking about it. Nah, because I'm not talking about him being shot was a great part. He made a fire-ass song. It was like one. That's his best, my favorite song by this. this guy to this day. I've never heard this person. I'm gonna put you on game. He's fire as fuck. But shout out Cash, Benley. I really hated that you guys haven't watched rhythm and flow because

I really want to talk about. I watch a little bit of it. I'm watch any of it. Wait, wait. Before we go into that, can we, can we stay on the on the violence category? Little Reese. Shout out of Lil Reese. You're going to be all right. Shout out of Reese. But Max O'Cream beating up that dude off the stage. If Max O'Cream dove at me, I would be scared. He'd like the Falcon dive. I would feel the same way as if the glass broke at the zoo

and like the fucking like the animal just running towards you like any animal really. That's how I feel from the actual cream just running towards you just wildly swinging his...

Yeah. He jumped in like straight mosh pit style and then his boys were right behind him. It was beer. It was beer. He got beer thrown on. You think he was off to Zand

and was just like didn't even think about it? I didn't see like a can being thrown on it. I saw like some like liquid. Like liquid waving and then like maybe I don't know. Who knows what happened? Let's be real.

Nine out of ten rappers in that situation if they got maybe it was worse than it looked. But if you're going to be a rapper and you're going to be on stage and someone's going to throw something at you, you're going to have to just swallow it. Pause. You're going to have to just not get mad about it and just take it on the chin. Pause.

And you're just going to have to keep it moving. I think it's really fucking rude and disrespectful. If it was like a can or a shit. or something like that, but if it's liquid, it's like... No, the can got liquid in it too. No, but I mean, if you're throwing like a fucking rock hard can, like, I don't know.

You can get a concussion. Like, Sway Lee's been throwing phone, like, Sway Lee's trying to like turn up on somebody because they throw a phone at them. I just saw straight beer. I saw some like, yeah, liquid. But I mean, also like if you're maxel cream and you don't want to get disrespected,

you guess you're gonna... You kind of gotta, yeah. Yeah, I mean, dive into the audience. Part of the problem was that it was a pretty small venue. So it's like, you know, when there's a hundred people, it wasn't 100.

It was like a couple hundred people in front of you when somebody does something disrespectful and you see who it was. If you saw who, what? I hope he didn't just hop off. It's kind of like, okay, say you were playing the big room at the observatory with a pack crowd

for the record. That's like a couple thousand people. Yeah, and somebody just hits you. Somebody throws beer on you? Are you really going to jump in there and like fight someone when there's a fucking barrier? There's five security guards right there.

Oh, there's no barrier. I mean, instead he's just going to jump onto the crowd and give someone a concussion on their head With his steel-toed boots. Yeah, and fucking split their head with the mic. Oh, God, I forgot about that. Can we not bring that back up before he finds me and sues me? I kind of am open for that.

Wow, what a miracle that that kid didn't sue a Lopump for fucking kicking him in the face on that tour. Yeah, right? Didn't that kid? That kid recently paid for a donation on the life? He did. With you guys or with me? I bring things with us, yeah. And then he'd let us.

I was a kid that Lopump fought at Seattle. The best thing was that other people had vlogs where they were showing that kid talking about. it afterwards and just being like yeah you know I told a little pump you suck like he's just like explaining it when he already just got the dog shit beat out and it was like nigga for what you can't you bought a ticket and came to the show to do that I mean that show was crazy because it was for um they were playing like an ex song that ski mask was on they're like y'all fuck with my brother's ski mask and then that one kid was like no fuck him and that's what started all of it really you guys don't remember no I thought he said fuck little punk no I'm pretty sure it was like fuck him like and I think

he was probably trying to be funny like oh my god I'm gonna go back and watch this to check you on that I'm pretty sure I'm like 99% sure they're playing like an X song you know I'm just realizing right now that Yuri is still writing down the time stand it's by hand even though I told him he could use my computer to do it don't forget he's old fashioned

you can't tell him one time you have time on at least 500 times he's gonna waste a fucking half hour probably to get those fucking time stands into a computer document he's still going to spell whoa without an age I told him you could use the computer You need to get spell check for it on your laptop or something and just have that shit ready to go. I feel like at some point we really need to have Tony or whoever take a look at what Yuri is doing for his editing process for the videos that go on socials and stuff because this part of me that thinks that he might be like just doing something that takes like an extra three hours.

Just because he seems like when we leave him to figure shit out on his own, he just comes to some weird conclusions. He comes to the worst conclusions of all time. I have doubts about his efficiency. Yeah, 100%. We're gonna have to do some investigations. Love you, Yuri, but you're... Love you, Yuri, but we have to pick on you for our lives on these.

I mean, I could go, I could. Yeah, no, no, I'm not gonna go into it. You're not. Should I? I could. What? I mean, there's this one time where I was like, hey, Yuri, can you, um, what was it?

Edit vlog, can you fucking tag me and Housewall on the socials? And he's like, what socials? Or like, or like tags are random. a random Twitter that's like not even my new Twitter like some random ass Twitter. Just anything. He's like what socials I'm like it's always like that with everybody. I'm like I would think that you have to explain it first. Today I had to explain to him and now I feel he's actually kind of fucked up what we're picking on him but like

today I'd explain to him that when you post an Instagram clip you don't put the title of the Instagram clip and the description like the YouTube title and the description that that is not an acceptable Instagram caption. I'm not sure why you thought it was, but that's not what I want for me. Anything that you would think is like... The link in the description on Instagram. Have you done that, Yuri? No, but that is so bad.

YouTube.com slash no jumper, XYZ, W-W-G-G-G-Z. You just have to explain things to him. No, it's Y-O-U-T-U dot V-E-E-S-Y-X-G-G-G-G-499. just copy and paste this just copy it it's fine it's easy you know sorry you're we love you love it's kind of like me screaming out the fucking stream just streamlabs.com slash no jumper

and over and over the chat how do we get our songplay link in description it says it on the screen man doesn't matter doesn't matter why if we want to shit on him one more time he spelled sentence wrong and also performance he thinks sentence is spelled

sentenced. He's a Russian immigrant, guys. Leave him alone. Sorry, that was a last year. He didn't grow up with traditional American fucking spelling. Oh, that's facts. Respect for spelling.

Yeah, but you Koreans. You Koreans are. And he spelled maxo cream room. Awesome. Oh, we're definitely recording this right now, Dickhead. It's a motherfucking. What they think it's pre-recorded?

Why do they keep saying that? I mean, what should we talk about? That's so relevant right now. It's 7-20. 28, Tuesday, November 19th. Does that make it like more? Kodak gets sentenced to jail. I'm bummed about that.

I don't be honest. I thought we talked about that last week. I don't remember. I talked about on the Adam 22 channel. Oh yeah. Why am I disappointed in him? Why were you disappointed in the battle? Do you guys actually know why Kodak is gone for four years?

The federal gun charges. Right, but you know, like specifically what they're saying that he did. They're saying that he, so he went to a gun store, a gun store. bought guns and put a fake social security number and lied and said that he had never been convicted of a felony or whatever

and then there was a situation where he had beef with another rapper who I'm not sure who the fuck it is right and he went to his house, scoring the house is all in the news, went to his house shot up his house and then left the gun with a fucking gun a bullet in the chamber

and his prints all over the gun that he bought at the gun store he left it there with his fingerprints on it loaded okay but look can we be honest right now yes is that real do we really think that he was the one that actually did the shoot or that was the dumb shooter homie that kodak bought the gun for gave it to him he put on gloves because he's not stupid and then they just found kodak's prints on them that is fair that there definitely could definitely have been a lot more to that story that would make more sense out of it he's definitely not going to tell either right you know he's always

always rapping about taking his homies charge but i mean in general he shouldn't have been the one that bought it either though why did you buy that gun and then put a fake social drove across the border why was he driving he was driving no he was driving he was i'm pretty sure he was driving he was the driver in that bus no it was like he was in like a catac escalator or something he like they had a show i thought i thought he was just on the vehicle yeah but he had yeah that's another thing i remember he had a gun too didn't you like why the fuck isn't your friend or whatever you're driving you're driving And, I mean, then the most recent thing they got him fucked up was that he got into a situation with the guard. He was on drugs.

They're not sure exactly what. But he was on some sort of like amphetamine or some kind of pill or something. And he ended up getting into an argument with the guard. And he grabbed the guard by the dick and squeezed. No, no, no, no. Yes, yes. He squeezed so hard that the cop had to go to the hospital, the emergency room. You want to know what really happened?

Okay. What's your correctioner? He was in a fight and with another inmate and the guard was breaking it up. And he hit him in the crotch. No, he grabbed him out of the crotch and wouldn't let go until he had to go to the hospital. But he was fighting some of those. So what I was saying was not ever untrue. You're just adding the detail of him being in a fight.

Which I actually already knew. I'm just saying this is inefficient storytelling when you're going to tell me that my story is untrue. That is a mistake. You're just adding one tiny detail. That's not one tiny detail. I'm just explaining why this is bad podcasting. He did not attack the- Yes, he did.

He grabbed him by the nuts so hard that he had to go to hospital. In the context of them being in another fight. But you're wrong when you say, you're also not adding anything right here. But listen, you're adding a detail. You could add a detail, but don't interrupt my story to say, hey, it's not true. It was true. You're just adding the additional detail, which I also knew it just wasn't even important enough in my opinion. How was that not important?

Yes, he was in a fight. Obviously, he was doing something before the cop got involved. The most important detail is that you're saying, for me, the most important detail is that you're saying he grabbed onto his fucking crotch and wouldn't let go. He did. One second. And you're saying. that he just hit his crotch. So what is it?

It's not true. He's wrong about that. I'm saying that you're wrong about that though. I'm telling you. I'm informing you. Let me say something. I don't know how he attacked the officer, but the way you painted the story,

the way you painted the story was that he just like attacked the officer out of no reason or no contact. No, that's not true at all. Obviously he wasn't going to attack him for no reason. Right. That's really what happened. You saying that I'm wrong as I tell the story. Because you got to tell the whole story.

not wrong and you just want to add one detail is bad podcasting. I want you to be better at podcasting. I want us to be cohesive. I want you to be better at storytelling. No, but you do a thing podcast-wise where you're too argumentative about little things that are not even like material. I think that matters though. Material. No, I mean, we could have got around, but you could have so easily just said he was in a fight when that happened.

Instead of saying, no, wrong, wrong, wrong, because it wasn't wrong. It was never actually wrong. You just wanted to add one tiny detail. You could have just added the detail. I'm sorry for attacking your podcasting, okay? To teach you how to podcast better is contribute to the narrative. Don't just declare that the narrative is wrong when it's not wrong. I wasn't dismissing your whole narrative.

I'm sorry. Yes, you were. You were screaming. It's wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. I think that he understands what he did. And we're all going to move on.

I just had to address that because the inefficient communication drives me nuts. I want to know if a lot of it happens on here. There's a lot talking over each other. I want to know how the guards crotch is doing. We don't know. That's information. Why has Vladna interviewed the fucking guard yet? That would be a $1 million interview.

We don't know. We do need the $1 million interview. I just want a photo of his dick. I would pay a million dollars for a dick pick of the guard. You guys make zero sense. Has anyone held on to your dick so hard that you had to go to the hospital? No. I wonder how you do that.

I mean, I guess Kodak probably has a really strong grip. Well, I could easily. Imagine if somebody wanting to grab my balls. If somebody wanted to grab my balls as hard as they could. What would happen? Can they burst? Yeah, I'm sure they could. I mean, I don't know.

I don't have balls and I don't go fucking grabbing them that hard. I mean, the idea of one bursting is terrifying, to be honest. I think that happened to this nigga at our school when we were playing basketball. He, like tried to dunk or some shit and he fucking. Landed on his balls? Or like, nah. He went so high that his ball sack at the rim. Nice.

Jumped over the rim. Man. I don't know if it burst. I don't know if it burst, but it definitely really fucked up. Well, I can say for sure that a dude that I went to fucking elementary school with was showing off his fucking bright yellow underwear because they had

like a smiley face on the front of his boxer shorts and we're in like fifth grade. So this is like nobody even has boxer shorts yet. We all thought it was kind of cool. And this other kid, while he's showing off his box just comes up from behind and gives him a fucking massive wedgey, pulls him, picks him up off the ground. He lost his testicle. Are you joking?

I know his name. I still remember his name. Are you the guy I did it? He lost the whole testicle from getting a wedgy? No, I'd be talking about all the time. I'd be talking about all the time. No, I'm glad because I feel like I'd be getting a lawsuit right now if I didn't. I can't believe. Losing a ball.

I can't imagine. Oh my God. I'm a joke. I'm a con a mudgeon. Yeah, but catch me in the lunchroom giving me a wedge. I just can't believe it. I just lost the motherfucking testy. Mike Panagoulos.

Fuck, I shouldn't say his name. Boy, you just said this whole person last. Huh? What? I went up into his stomach. You lost one? No. Your nuts go up into your stomach.

Sometimes my nut creeps in the world. Didn't you like that happened on like that one like trip or your butt up or your, your balls up or something? I'm not telling the story about how I came blood for a couple of days, but I've just told it. You just told it so. I've told that story probably eight times on the podcast and I just refused to do it again. I mean, let's wait like. That was a smoother way of telling it, though.

I just, I got hitting the balls and I was coming blood for a few days. Ouch. Definitely sounds like And not come blood And I kind of want to talk about this Can I talk about something? Yeah The video of Y,

uh, YG, uh, Yo Gotti loses 500 K in BlackDrek game I didn't see that. I didn't see that either. That was a yeary topic, huh? It was a year of topic.

But I did see a video of it and like, Oh my God! And I can only imagine how he felt when I saw it and didn't click on it because I was like no matter how Jay Z reacts,

I don't care. I mean, I was just, I don't really care too much about how. I mean, everyone's going to react the same way. Oh my God. Yeah, because you got $500. Yeah. Yo Gotti. That would suck.

I wonder how much losing a half a million dollars really matters to Yo Gotti as compared to Jay Z. Because we know Jay Z don't give a fuck. Yeah. Jay Z's probably just bad a night. That's like 50 cents. He's got plenty of half of millions. Just laying around, ready to throw in the crib. I don't think nobody really just wants to just lose a half a month.

No one wants to, but Jay Z definitely could. He could. For sure. What was that? Like, was that a celebrity, like, blackjack game, or what the fuck was that? Maybe they don't know. You're the only one who even saw the video. So you're asking us, like, we fucking know.

Okay, whatever. Next topic. Oh, man. Kylie Jenner sold 51% of her cosmetics brand for $600 million. Saw that. She's the youngest getting it. She's fucking killing it. She's self-made.

Shout out to Kylie. To an extent. I don't know about self-made, but she's made. She's self-made in the... She's self-made. In the... In the... Yeah.

I mean, well, like, in the context of, like, she did it on her own and, like, as far as, like, you know, getting those brand deals and shit. She didn't even, like, inherit the family business, you know? She just has rich parents who probably helped her get going. I mean, I understand how for people whose parents work at Walgreens, that is really weird for them to even consider the idea that Kylie is a self-made billionaire. But I'm sorry, it's like, if we had proof that they had given her, like, no. of dollars to start this thing. I would kind of think differently about it. I mean, she was born

famous, and then she started a company off of her fame, which to her credit, she has cultivated. Everybody else is not losers, but like has not done anything close to what she has done. You know, Robb has all the same advantages as her. All of her

sisters have all the same advantages as her. And she's the one getting dick from Mr. Astro World and getting fucking billions of dollars. I'm just saying, and I know it's not fair because if she was born with parents who worked at Walgreens, then maybe best case scenario by this time she would be a fucking manager at Mac and that would be her equivalent of killing it. She started out with something to work with, but I'm just saying it's fucking impressive. People don't need to shit on her for it. I don't think that anyone should shit on her at all.

I don't think that the term self-made works for her. I think, like, yes, she has an entrepreneurial spirit and I think she was great at that, but entirely. self-made? I don't know. Like you didn't build it from the ground. Yeah, you didn't build it from the ground. You had a very head start.

Lucky head start. Thought experiment. Jay-Z. Self-made. Okay. Right. We'd all agree. His parents were broke,

basically. Sean Puffy Carter? Sean Puffy Carter. Combs? I'm just joking. I'm being funny. If Sean Carter, if Sean Carter, let's say his

mom's average income, his entire life was, you know, whatever, $50,000. or less. If Jay-Z's mother was, if his mother had, you know, just so happened to, let's say his mother won the lottery at one point in her life and his whole life was pretty smooth. You know, grew up in a pretty nice area in New York and had like a good amount of money

and stuff. Let's say that his mom, like, had a couple million dollars and he lived a relatively comfortable life. Could we look at what he accomplished, say everything else is the same except how he was brought up and say they are self-made, I'd say yes. If I had a billion dollars, am I self-made? My parents had decent jobs. You know, it's like, am I entirely self-made when my parents fucking, I mean, to me,

I would be, I would definitely consider myself self-made. But say my parents, on average, I would say that both of my parents combined during most of my life probably made like in the ballpark of $100,000 a year. Let's say it was a million dollars a year. Am I still self-made? I think so. And I think I might have been afforded roughly the same shit that Kylie was kind of afforded. But it's not about like the money amount that your parents had.

It's the fact that like the fame is a big deal. And like their whole family being in that business already, you know? Because I think that to some extent everybody gets help from their parents and fucking got raised by their parents. Except the most unlucky of us. So basically anybody who was born and had a mom or dad or both is not self made. You know? Like I mean, and yes, it is like more impressive when you see somebody like, Jay Z become a billionaire and he started with Jack Shit.

And she started out. That's the only difference. She started out. She was never hurting for money. I get it. And these brands are probably already running to her like, oh my God, Kylie. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. And you have to think that like she just has a, what's a word?

600 million. A lot of money. A lot of money. I wouldn't say, I'm not going to say that. She's a fat ass though. It's pretty nice. She just her age and her generation is. she's like at the perfect like age point of all those sisters because she's what all those little

girls want to be and look up to and the Instagram generation like yes Kim is that but she's a little bit older and so is Courtney and the other one and you know we know what percentage of ownership Jeffrey Starr has of his makeup brand because that's what I would be interested in because her taking the 600 million for half of it is and giving up ownership is interesting because it's Sort of like her saying that she thinks that this is the most that she's going to be able to grow the business on her own. Yeah. And that this partner is going to make it way, way bigger from here. I saw just one line and it was saying something about like overseas, what's launch and shit like that.

So maybe this company, I don't, I mean. He's like helping her. Yeah, I wish that we had better podcasting, but. We need information. Any thing. Any information. Steroids. I mean, that to me, you should be coming in here with the information about girlish topics.

Fucking makeup. You wear makeup. You ever wore makeup? Okay, well, sorry, but I don't wear Kylie cosmetics. Why not? I'm not 15. Did you get your shame palette? No, but I did see the documentary and I saw they had a billboard on Fairfax.

Had hair in it. Had hair in it. What the fuck is that? I got my shame palette, had some hair in it. You should do a makeup thing. King Star was just saying that he's doing one. You should do one on your new family channel. Can you cause medicine?

Don't fucking ask me if I'm gonna have a baby or getting married. No, what about the Lena, the Lena palette? That makes sense to me. The Lena and Adam palette. Oh my guy, he throws himself into the makeup palette.

Half of it is for her. Who has ever done a couple's palette? Has it ever been done? Adam Jizz. I don't know. Adam Jizz is like white cream. Half of it is shit you really want to wear and the other side is like still good colors

but funny names because I'm a joke They're so funny. Is that going to be for the gays or is that for the girls too? Yeah, the gays can rock it for sure. No, because I feel like I have to have my fucking James Charles style makeup on the cover. It has to be me and her looking like very like...

You're such a fucking head out. I'm definitely coming for the gays, yeah. No, but... You should do that, fuck. The question is, because like, Keemstar's saying that he's doing a pallet. It's like... What?

What? Oh, I thought you said he was doing a YouTube tutorial makeup thing. No, he's doing a fucking palettes. He said it on the fucking cosmetics. No, you're joking. He said it on the fucking podcast. With what company? I don't know

Revlon Mac Kylie Literally Wow Oh my god I know so many names Keem Fincy

Mac I'm funny Do I know Sephora Oh yeah I guess that's a company They do makeup too There's got me more right

There's a lot Imagine you walk into Sephora And you see Keem Star's face Just plastered all over Yeah I guess looking at Keemstar's face Makes me want to buy that makeup It's funny though Because he has a mega like

Rap He has a fanatic audience and it's like they buy whatever he's probably getting him to buy but they're all dudes they don't wear makeup but are you sure he wasn't trolling no he's say he's gonna do it i mean it's a real thing like you it's a real option like i mean listen i don't have that very big percentage of like girl fans no jumper cosmetics but if it was a lena and adam palette and the lena one i don't know because it's like i don't think that like a joky palette really works i think that you have to do shit that people really want to do but if it's

It would be funny if somehow, like, you have the two different sides and it's sort of... I mean, this is not a bad idea. I'm not going to lie, but... I think it's hilarious. But do we... The interesting thing to me is the Keemstar Cosmetics one, because he has no female tie-in. Just him. I don't know.

I mean, I guess we'll see if it comes out. We'll see when it comes out. I don't even know, like, all the shit that's in the palette, what is that? Like, what part of your face are you putting that on? It's whatever. Palettes are usually Eyeshadow palettes. Okay.

So that's such a big part of what you're doing that you've got to really target that. Yeah. People like, like, you know, there's a lot of different... Poop green. Definitely no one's going to want to put that on their fucking day. Like, you know.

Like glitter, like, glitter cum, shit like that. Yeah, cum, why? Oh, God. I wish there's another female here. Every... Can we have Leno on one of these? No.

All her side is, like, sweet, funny, like, realistic ones than mine is just diarrhea brown. Like plum purple or some shit like that. That's my character is that everything. No, I want it to be all tough shit. Money green.

Gun metal gray. They already have those. Really? Yeah. 30 Glock gunmetal gray. They don't have that. 30 clip extendo hanging out of the gun metal gray. Anus blood red.

Little Zan White. What? A little Aaron Green That's you Oh God How long have we been drinking? Oh my God Hour 20

How do you guys feel like? I couldn't keep going I want to talk about my butthole Just kidding So you stay stuff like that I just cannot tell if you're joking Because you could have like a very plausible story About your fucking asshole this

Yeah they'd be like by the way So yesterday I got my ass ate by this porn star So I have an Australian accent now That wasn't an Australian accent now I don't know. Listen. That wasn't Australian.

It was Adam accent. I just want to say that, well, number one, one of the topics is like, Melly versus Melvin album. What are we going to talk about? We haven't heard it. That's not out yet. FyI, Yuri. They don't like talking about things that haven't dropped yet.

Trust me, I've already been yelled that many times about it. I just don't know what we're going to say about an unreleased album that is basically just a bunch of scraps from before, from before I got locked up. The album covers cool. I have something to say about it. The most played out thing in rap, and I'm sorry, Mellie. I'm sure your album's great. that Molls played out thing in rap is to do an album that's like me versus the other side of me

the Dex album Dex versus Dexter Nelly sweat versus suit fucking you remember everybody in the history of rap has done this it's lame it's bad it's stupid it's not creative house phone versus Monta coming soon exactly Cam girl versus cam that would make a great album de Monta you've talking to house phone oh my god Adam versus Adam I'm gonna do it now thank you Lena versus Lena Lena versus the plug Adam versus

but motherfuckers won't stop doing it Melley versus Melvin is not even out of yet they're doing it A lot of people feel like they have two sides of them you know the real them and the exterior think of a more creative way to get it across What about three sides? Exactly

boom boom triple album Melly versus Melvin versus YMW Melly. Mel versus Mellie versus Mel. No, I'm going to be honest with you. And I've been thinking about this a bit, like, my anticipation level for the Melly Project, I will listen to it.

I'll inspect for bangers. But, you know, it's like when X put out his last posthumous project did I listen to it a lot? No. The posthumous projects are really. Have you listened to this little album so you can give us a perspective on how essential any of the stuff on it is?

Because that's what I'm concerned with I went through it I liked the production a lot The projection was really good And I feel like it was actually handled By people that were close to him And like you know Shit like that

Some of the songs you can tell We're kind of just like rough draft Kind of just like idea I mean that's kind of how all Poshamist albums come apart though So it's like you kind of have to know What you're getting to If you're gonna go

Listen to an album like that And like But it's not like random Random British kid featured It was okay It wasn't bad But it's not One thing I noticed is it's not like

Little Pete featuring the baby. No, but it was like featuring Rich the kid. Furing Gabe. Yeah, but they worked they worked a lot together. That's what we made the songs with. That's why I thought it was actually interesting is that's more honest. They got Tracy's songs on there too. Exactly. Exactly. So I was like and fucking like

Fishnarc and Big Head did a lot of the beats. I think Fishnark did the whole thing. Bighead did a couple of beats and it was like okay, at least it got songs with him working with people he was actually close with and fucking like, you know. The label probably saw enough backlash from them putting out the song with X that they're like, oh. That song is still on there, I think, though, too.

They actually put some of the older songs, too, they put, like, white tea on there and some of his older shit's on there. So, Lil' Pete featuring Meg the Stallion, not happening? I'm so glad, man. Because if the label wasn't getting checked by the fans on Twitter, that is literally what they would be doing. Yeah, man, that should be crazy. And honestly. Will Pete featuring a little now's X, he was bisexual. Isn't this cool?

Oh, my God. I can imagine getting the label. The label emailing me saying, like how great. an idea this is. You know, okay, as long as I'm bitching about labels, perp, I was supposed to interview perp today. Yeah. It was like two hours late, so I was like, I'm not doing it.

I should, I should do it. I'm sorry. But like, it's funny. Today you said? Yeah. Oh, my God, you canceled it for us? Yes. Because for me, it's like, I have a schedule.

If people aren't going to respect my schedule, then we're not going to do it. And we started on time today. What? My schedule is packed every day. I have people hitting me up every day like, oh, can we do an interview tomorrow? It's like, you fucking idiot. My schedule is packed. for next week too.

I don't have fucking time to do spur of the moment shit anymore. No, I thought that. I just find it's fucking annoying as fuck when people do that to me. But then today... What do you come to expect from these rappers, though? I mean, it's like, it's not really I expect. It's like if they want to be two hours late, then we're not going to do the interview

and you're going to have to reschedule it. What about one hour late? I mean, a lot of times my schedule is such that it's like if somebody's one hour late, it's not happening because I have another interview lined up. So it's like, it is what it is. Like, if that's what they want to do, then...

People don't realize time is of the essence. And that when you don't, respect someone's time it's like I have to me it's the most like me having a publicist now it's not really as yeah pressing because she's managing it so it might be like she's having the conversation like oh like do you want to do it at five or should i try to move to another day you know so yeah smoother what's the percentage of that actually happening on the regular like people fucking actually like not coming on time and sure people for the most part especially since i got her managing everybody and they're not just like hitting me up directly it's very good like huge percentage of people just show up on

Laura. And also it's like, Laura, she's not here. But if I, I didn't even see your leave. You know, it's like, if something's just going to be late, then I'm just not going to do it. Wait, what were you going to say about, were you going to say something about labels or something? Well, it's the fucking label. Like, part of it is like, they're emailing me and I, and they're like, oh, we have a cardboard cutout of PURP. And like, we think we could. You know, they're like, oh, we could do some viral stuff where you're like interviewing the cardboard cutout and stuff. And I didn't say this to them, but I just wanted to be like, this is, this is. This is. This is. stupid fucking lame bullshit. Why are you even thinking about doing something

like this? I'm like, I wanted to this, I actually wrote this and then I deleted it. I was going to write I'm sorry, but that idea sounds like you guys thought it up. Yeah, that sounds like they had like the label. You know, it just, it sounds like a stupid fucking marketing idea

that a bunch of people who are all out of ideas came up with. So I'm sorry that I don't want to be a part of it. I'm annoyed because I said that as a joke and I can't believe that it was serious. The cardboard cut out. Like when you said cardboard cut out, I was like, oh, they want you to interview it. I thought, I was literally fucking joking. And I'm like, how

about this? How about me and him do an actual in-depth, long conversation? Because that's what I do, and we don't do the stupid fucking gimmick. And his last album, the reason why he didn't do a no jumper interview was because they wanted to plan some stupid fucking paintball thing. And we did it, but it was

like, it was super dumb. Like a vlog? Yeah, we were like, went and played paintball and and filmed some of it, but it was so stupid that we just You gonna put it out? I don't think so. I was like, I don't remember this. But it's just the label trying to do too much.

It's like, you want to do something good with me that's gonna support your project? Just do the fucking interview. I wouldn't be surprised if they hit you up being like, let's do that show where he gets his dick sucked at the different restaurants. Oh my God, they so would say it.

Oh my God. Make a whole show out of that? That was my idea on... They hit you out of instead there? No. No, but you're joking, right? I said it during the Rolling Loud thing. I was like, oh, we should fucking do a TV show

you hear you dick suck to know these different restaurants. funny and it's like you know yeah I could say the label you would ask him about the rest would you ask him about the rest thing what would you would you have asked him about the rest thing hurt yeah I wasn't thinking about it but what how would you not because it's old as fuck yeah but so you have

no I think anybody has got him on camera talking about it ever yes I have so there you go oh yeah shout to Russ it's just it's all just been covered in the media so much though it's like I know but like have it from him his his own mouth I mean I could ask him but it's just like when I don't like repeating old

beef the people have already talked about, oh, let's let's rehash it, let's talk about it again. Really? Yeah. And then, like, I don't know if that could spark something else. That's facts, huh? Yeah. I don't go, fuck about that. I didn't, I didn't know Adam care, but I just like, I feel like there's certain things

that when people talk about them, it's like, they don't want to talk about it after. Like, the baby talked to fucking what you call? My back. I'm touching that fucking cover. How's from? Like, the baby talks about killing the dude one time. I think it's kind of inappropriate to ask him about it. every other time he comes through a show you know he did he talked about a little bit on

Vlad and he talked about the whole thing on breakfast club yeah it's like leave it of that yeah anyway uh well feel like that's it anybody i mean uri doesn't have the screen set up oh i uh but i had one that i read just straight off of a dj academics instagram about drake being in fucking the top 10 on the billboard for the past decade 520 weeks or some crazy shit like that there was 500 900 something weeks in the entire decade, but he was on it for 486 or some shit like that. Yeah, yeah. And that wasn't even counting sicko mode.

If you add sicko mode, then he actually spent 509. And how many? Out of 520 weeks. And the death decade. Wow. He's in the top 10. That drizzie really is something. Best artist of our decade.

What an idiot that he didn't is just fill in those last 11 weeks. Just somehow find a song. What an idiot. To be it in the time of every week for the last decade. He couldn't just find one more sign to drop. No, but I know, right, Loki. I mean, he could still finish it off. He just has 10 weeks left, but, oh, my God.

That would have been crazy. No, hey, no. Think about, okay, I watched the Trappler-Ross video about how Trippy Red got taken off of God's plan. Oh, man, I was thinking about watching that. You got got by the clickbait? Bro, no, like, he's one of the best YouTubers around. I'm not going to watch. Watch every one of his videos.

We've told you this before. He's like a dude. I'm pretty sure I haven't seen him. Yeah, he just, like, tell stories about, like, significant events in hip-hop. How 6-9 stole Trippy Red's girlfriend. Bro, he's really good. I'm telling you. He's, it's amazing.

But yeah, bro, like, I didn't know this whole detailed story about that, about, I guess, the DJ playing the song, playing the snippet of the song with Trippy Red's tag in the beginning at some New Year's party. Oh, V-O got hell and mad. and like basically when then Trippery Red tried to save it and be like oh I didn't finish the verse in time da da da da da like you know like some whole shit like that but I didn't know that it was because of that

that makes sense that I mean like that was like and like you had like you know videos DJ academics asking Trippie Rand and he's like oh I can't speak on it and it was like just very clear that that's what actually happened and he was kind of like trying to backtrack it and then he finally admitted it that happened okay you're officially not on his podcast anymore

I'm so confused so checked out there You just don't even know. Okay, this has been the No Jumper show featuring Camgirl who just sort of sits around and just fucking thinks about other shit. No, you weren't if you don't know what we're talking about. But you're not explaining exactly what happened. Okay, some DJ played it at a club and then what the fuck are you talking about? We don't need to rehearse the whole fucking thing.

Everybody was paying attention knows. You guys literally just brushed over it. Because everybody knows. I thought he kind of knew a little bit. Okay, whatever. They played a song at the club and then LVO got mad. We don't need to rehearse. We already talked about it.

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