No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 182

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

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Let's uh let us take a moment to respect the no swearing oath because YouTube has decided Are you are you doing with us too? YouTube has decided that like swearing is very bad Much worse. Yeah, but it feels like a lot of the videos we're uploading like the rampage interview I don't know what we talked about in it that like was too much for the algorithm or something But like we've tried to upload that thing many times with lots of swears that it did it out and they're just not going.

I don't know. It's not like, it's got to be way less offensive than any of the corn interviews or probably a lot of the stuff we talk about on this. You know, it's not like rampages. I heard y'all keep getting age restricted. A little bit here and there.

You be getting age restricted? No. I love getting age restricted because I don't want these kids watching this anyway. Yes, you do. This is 18 and up content, my friend. Nah. Now you're right.

Have you ever? Do you have that happen where you go to watch something and it's age-restricted and you can't watch it on your TV? When you don't sign in to YouTube? For some reason, even though I'm signed in, I've been signed in on this TV for years. When I go to watch, like I was watching Fulcrum videos and like half of the ones I clicked on, probably the good ones, I had to like go use my computer in the Jack Shack and watch it back there.

Had to beat off to it because I was in the Jack Shack, went in Rome. Folkram getting in a fight or almost getting in a fight in 7-Eleven is such incredible content and the fact that he apologized at the end of the video too for kind of getting on bro's helmet that was the first interview

that I ever had Yuri as a co-host on I love that interview and you ain't bought them back since well it was like a week ago I was a week I'm thinking this back in the day or something no oh good yeah good good good job

but it's like Yuri I mean, Housephone gave me that idea. Housephone was just like, you got to have Yuri on it. Because I didn't realize that they knew each other and they had done a video together. But then they also like personality wise are very similar. You know, just like lost California youth who are just smoking themselves into oblivion. Those stony skater boys.

Can they really skate? I don't know. Folkrum got moves. Yuri got a few moves. Yuri got some moves. He can skate a little bit. I don't know how nice fulcrum. Actually, I think he might have told me in the interview, but I'm too high to remember.

Anyway, I also just wanted to mention, hey, shout out to Fashion Nova for these dank black jeans I'm wearing right now. G-Wiz, I sure do love marching around in my fashion of a fit. Anyway. That's like, got to say, my fashion over. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I got a shout out of my boy, Cool Kai, man. You know what I'm saying? He sent me some of these kicks, man.

You know what I mean? They kind of, you know, hard to get, man. Who's cool Kai? Cool Kai, man. Eric Kyes, you got to fuck with him. I got to learn about it. Yeah. They got the little granite floor.

Yeah. A little marble floor, you I mean? Okay. But speaking of Kai, do you not, do you remember the hitchhiker? The crazy hitchhiker with the red bandana and the basic story was that there was like a car accident where a guy was like attacking a woman or something and he walked up with like an axe and like beat the guy in the head. He was like a hitchhiker and he like beat this dude bad with this axe. and I don't think killed him but like seriously

did he kill him that first? He didn't kill the first No he was driving a car Did you watch the documentary? I watched him Like the homie dude too He's shaking his hair So he this guy

Like drove his car Into this random woman And the guy Kai was in the car with him He had been picked up as a hitchhiker Came out with a hatchet And started smashing this guy Over the head

To save this woman because He'd get in trouble for that But then okay So the news camera Or the news crew puts a camera on him and dude proceeds to just go like yeah man like he he gives this insane rant that i'm not gonna play because even though it's fair use they're totally gonna get us but he just gives the craziest rant and talking about beating this guy with the axe and he's like smash smash smash

and it's like it's one thing that you like protected this woman but you're not supposed to be like gleeful about the fact that you just attacked somebody with a with a hatchet actually not a hammer but that's the beginning of it i'm not going to spoil the whole rest of it but well spoil that he's in prison. It's crazy like that. Well, he caught a body, bro.

John said it's why. He catches a body like later on like completely unrelated. Well, he just said you wasn't going to say nothing about it. Well, it was all in the news and stuff. It's kind of pretty well known. The story's been out there. That was literally one of the first viral YouTube videos ever. I remember that.

Was the interview of this guy. It was awesome. And it turns out like because there's a whole like reality show crew. Like the chick who made the Kardashians reality show is like hanging out with them and trying to sign them to a deal to do a reality show and everything. And they start to realize pretty quickly. It's funny seeing these like super Hollywood types, like the fakesst L.A. people you've ever seen in your life

who act like they have like friendships or like that. Oh, yeah, I had a friendship with Kai. It's like, no, you were trying to get him to do a documentary for a reality show or whatever. It's like the fakesest people on earth dealing with this dude who is a certified tweaker. And as far as I can tell, he don't need drugs to be a tweaker. Like, he's been really messed up since birth. And he tries to like tell the world that, that he's messed up because his mom tortured him

and kept him locked in a cage and stuff like this. But then they show his mom, his mom seems incredibly normal. And like it basically says that he had serious mental health issues his whole life. So I feel like he was just like a demon child that came out just super messed up from day one. Well, isn't he?

He's supposed to be like a pretty polarizing character. Like a lot of people have different opinions on him. But once you really watch this documentary, I think it's going to be hard for you to walk away from it being like, Oh, yeah, he's an all right guy. Like, no, he's a deranged, messed up person. He looked kind of like he's got like carrot top looks to him a little bit. Yeah.

Let me see a picture of him. Oh, you're going to know right away. But the thing about it is... It looks like he'd be at the gathering of the juggalo's 1,000 percent. He looks like you'd be at a fish concert. That too. Yeah. Or maybe a lush one battle rap.

Somewhere in between. A battle I hosted in Koston. You remember him, right? Kai, the hatchet wheeling hitchhiker. That was a long time ago. That's what I'm saying. one of the first viral YouTube clips.

Bro, you're doing like 60 years now. What's the first YouTube clip you remember? What was that, like, unforgivable? Is that what it was? What's the dude's name?

Oh, the chicken sandwich and everything? Yeah, that dude is, he needs to be on no jumper one day. I have that whole thing, like, in my head because I had so many

homies who thought it was the funniest thing ever and they would just repeat it all the time. You didn't think that was funny? Oh, that was funny, but I didn't like, what's he saying? Like, go get me a chicken sandwich

and waffle fries. I like the little boy said, I like turtles. Yeah. That's classic. That's one of them ones. I still say that all the time. I got Parker saying it the other day.

I like turtles. Are y'all deep enough down the YouTube rabbit hole to know who Chad Warren is? Chad Wharton? No. You know, Josh knows who Chad Wharton is for show. Yeah, this was early days like internet bar stuff. This kid threw the most legendary party. Oh, that's an any project after?

Pretty much. In Australia, right? A nigga from Australia? Yeah. Chad Warden was like an Asian kid and he was talking about, um, Xbox. And he was just like, and he just had hellas. He was using like hell of slang and talking about like how he was dropping end bombs and all this. And it was like a, it was a super super popular clip.

What happened is it? Chocolate Rain. I interviewed him. You did? Tay Zonday. Tezondi. Where? Not 2019.

It was cool. And we filmed him smoking weed for, I think, the first time on. camera. That was chocolate cush. Chocolate Cush, yeah. Chocolate rain was... He says, chocolate weed after he hits it. That was actually...

I didn't think on that nigga right there. That was a deep song. What is he Indian? Black, I think. Black and white or? That song was really deep. If you, like, read the lyrics to it. Well, was it about being gay or something?

I don't think so. He's gay? I don't know. I think it was like about, like, racism or something. Yeah, that was it. That sounds better. Yeah. It was about some highly controversial social issues. Something.

Like once I learned about it, I was like, damn, everybody was singing along to that, but I can't remember what it actually was about. It's about being gay and racist, you know. Probably both. It's one of my favorite combos. I love a gay racist. Haven't you been chopping it up with a bunch of gay racist? Isn't that like what no jumpers be coming nowadays? Well, I have Miloianopoulos on back in the day.

He was definitely gay and I'm not going to say racist, but probably a lot of people with. Your panel. You like that? What was that? I didn't see it. You like that. I didn't see it. You looked real cozy with them women.

me and five trans people Trevor looked like he was bad at the past south yo and when I posted that I wouldn't have posted that Trevor wanted to dip Trevor was like it probably

it probably just disappeared from my story so people can't go see it but like I was filming the trans panel and then I like go to Trevor's face and I zoom in

and I didn't realize that his face was like like like he looked like very I don't know he's probably high or something Trevor was done Trevor is not a transphobe

I don't think he He was transphobe, but I think he was just in a little bit over his head. Bro. When that thing drops, it's going to be crazy because every trans person, I think like every trans person on Earth is going to have a very strong opinion about this. And there's multiple like meathead-ish things that I say in it that like multiple trans people on the panel looked at me like what the fuck is wrong with you? I was chopping it up with one of them beforehand.

They were super cool. Yeah, they're tight. Super chill. Yeah. I got a good time. I like Buck Angel, man. So what were y'all like without giving away too much? What were y'all getting into it about?

Like, what was the debate points? We got into a lot of deep trans stuff because everybody on the pad was trans besides me. And I even opened it by saying, I am not cool. I think it wasn't Linniterer? No. Oh. No, you're thinking of a different debate that we were going to do

that was supposed to happen last night where we were going to have three porn pro, pro porn people Lena, Sheree DeVille, and this other dude, and then we were going to have two anti-porn people, and we were going to do a big debate about it. Because one of the dudes is like super

viral for having all these videos about how porn is destroying young men's minds and everything like that. And I was going to have them go head to head, but then one of the corn stars got COVID at the last minute. And so I had to just cancel the whole thing. And I did an interview with one of the anti-porn

people, but I didn't have time to do two separate interviews. So yeah, that was unfortunate. Especially because Lennis spent the whole weekend like cramming as if she was studying for finals to get ready for this. We can't run it back? We're going to run it back. But like the anti-porn people flew out for it. Okay, day. Yeah. I'm trying to get into this racket having these like crazy debates on here. Because to me it's actually like really fun putting together these outlandish panels. But then of course, sign of the time. One person gets COVID and the whole thing gets ruined. You know your destiny shit? Destiny. We're going to be doing.

doing some stuff next week, I do believe. You guys going to come in and challenge him? Yeah. I'm not challenging him. That's a smart motherfucker. I'm cool. I want to be on his side. I'm down to,

I'm down to, you feel me, do some mental gymnastics. He's a thousand times smarter than me, but, you know, I'd like to sharpen my brain by even trying to engage with him.

Last time it was tight. Yeah. I just like, I don't know. I think T. He wants more time with him. He's cool. I'm down to film with him.

Yeah. But you've got to have something to challenge him on. So we have to challenge him Black history I mean what else are you doing We're gonna quiz him about black history Who is this guy

Pull up some pictures But don't you think he might be more versed in that than you He don't know the chocolate rain, nigga I bet he does I bet if I hit him right now and said Hey what was the chocolate rain dude's name Zonday

Zonday Taye Zondar Yeah Destiny's the wizard though He knows everything He's like vegan No he's ways more No, Began is all seen.

I watched Began bounce his head off of the ground off of a 20 stair. Just he's definitely smarter than Biggin. That's when he got his powers. No. That's a, some people hold that against me. Like, I'm a really bad person because my friend took a header down a 20 stair

and I didn't take him to the hospital. Nigel, he was doing Willys over homeless people. That's way worse. We just went home and smoked blunts. Is that, that's like one step away from bum fights, Loki, right?

Doing Willie's, yeah. They were just bunny hopping over him. Nick. Why are you? up old shit. And it was in the same realm. That's flirting with bum fights for show.

Oh, man. You couldn't do bum fights in 2003. Hell, but they shouldn't have been able to do it back then. No, because that's what, on the Kai documentary, that's what these people really wanted to do, the Kardashian producers and everything. They wanted to basically create a reality show in which homeless people were the characters

because that Kai dude seemed like he was pretty happy and go lucky and they thought like oh people love this dude he would be perfect to have his own reality show but then like they didn't even get to filming with other people in that community or anything because they realized pretty quickly that kai was a total psychopath train hoppers and hitchhikers as opposed to yeah because they might seem happy sometimes but that's usually just because the dope was good that week it's like you know these people are not like well adjusted if they were they wouldn't be living on the streets you're living on the streets you're living on the streets you're being beat up raped rained on terrible shit's happening you out there like it's not a place

you're going to be able to just build this happy life. Like, they're there because of mental illness. You can always go to soft white underbelly. They could. Silver lining. Who's going to go there? That's the silver lining is you get to go on that interview. And then you wind up getting a job with Mark.

Like 80% of the people on that show do. They're all like still lingering around. Yeah, but they don't have jobs. They're just trying to extort his ass. They have jobs. No, they just take advantage of the fact that he's such a nice guy and they just pull up. Did you see mad lingerers when you were there?

Hell yeah. Really? You know, I pulled up to soft white underbelly. Mark was running some errands and literally like some homeless base head comes across the street and he's like, hey, Mark will be here in 10 minutes. Just sit tight. He was like, he was like the valet Parker. You feel me?

Then there is. Oh, no. Yeah. What about Parker? But like everybody. That nigga thought real quick. I better not say anything. Come on, protect Parker at all costs.

Brian trying to hear that. That nigga was going to be like, you're fired. Keep her out of Skid Row. I'm trying to figure out when's the perfect time to bring your child to Skid Row for the first time? Never. Just going a nice long walk or something? Nah. No.

Especially you. Get our blue face on and go hand out some little Caesars or something. That was cool. Oh yeah. When they threw the fucking money up, it was crazy. That was not cool. We threw the money up. Yeah, it was money.

Brud, like, did you see like, first of all, it's like, nobody fought. They weren't really funny. That's just a hell of degrading. It is degrading. Is it? Yeah. Living in Skid Row and your own filth is degrading. Let's be real.

Come on. I mean, yeah. It's not a good. But still, I felt bad for them people. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. And people were getting shanked over them. If they did, that would have been a way bigger story. Yeah.

We, what, what goes on in Skid Row? Stay's in Skid Row. We were there. That's what I'm saying. I shanked like much later. Nobody, everybody was, it was actually cool. Like, we handed out pizzas and then, you know, the money got thrown. I didn't see nobody like push each other over or nothing.

It just looked from an optics perspective. It seemed a little degraded. well I don't think blue face is really that cognizant of that kind of thing keep in mind that clip in the strip club remember when the girl was twirking and he took an entire brick of ones and just punted it off her fucking head that kind of upset me like on a personal level I was like it's the thought that counts yeah but the thought is like oh let's see if I can give this bitch a concussion I remember like the first time Drake came to a battle rap event and he gave the winners or he he had $5,000 and he gave each

battlers, $2,500 each. And then we saw a headline in the newspaper like two days later, Drake makes a rain $80,000 at the strip club. It's like, oh, okay, I'm glad to see your priorities are straight here. But do you think that Drake even knows the difference between like $8,000 and $80,000? I feel like at a certain point to him, maybe it's just, it's all less than a million, so it all just kind of blurs together.

The way that if I handed you like three nickels or three quarters, there's a big difference, but who cares, right? You know what I mean? I realized the other day that I don't even care to pick up a dime. I saw a dime on the ground. I was like, I'd pick it up if it was a quarter.

I'm not picking up a dollar. I'm not even picking up a dollar. You're not picking up a dollar? A dollar you gotta be careful because it might have poop on it. Yeah. A 20? Yeah.

A 20, yeah. No, over 90-something percent of all dollar bills have traces of semen and feces on them. Oh, now you ruined it. You ruined money in general. I'm just saying. I mean, I'm cool with that. What am going to want?

wash my money so I can have a nice clean pocket. Do you ever, you ever busted a line in a dollar bill? Hell yeah. There you go. Infinite times. You had do-do and nut up your nose. I feel like you know that going into it.

I mean, yes. That's why real dope fiends will bring like a straw, like a metal thing that they could do it out of, you know? Occupational hazard. Other than a strip club, I don't even keep cash on me. That's why I was just on card.

Bro, I'm just talking to Fat Trail and he, part of the reason why he got caught up and did however many, this was only a couple months, but he like was playing in a dice game. and he ended up dipping out of the dice game, and it ended up that he had like $400 and counterfeit money on him from the dice game. And then he goes to the casino and he's fucking around on the casino,

and they catch him with the fake money, and he ends up having to do this time for it. Oh, that's how he got caught up? Because at the time, if you remember, Twitter was basically like just acting as if fat trial, oh, you're a counterfeiter now. But, you know, no, he just ended up with some. Damn.

No, I mean, it happens sometimes in them scenarios. man don't give me no fake money it's definitely happened that shit it's worse when you take it to the bank no you can't i mean it's a rap if you do that what are they gonna do how are you ever gonna prove that i that i got this from any means besides just having it by accident because i got caught with like i went to the corner store and i had a fake 10 and they had the little like yeah and i was just like oh whatever i just took it back brought it home i think i was just like threw it away or like kept it up on the wall so we could just laugh at it or some shit but fake tens are rare that Like, they don't really have too many fake tens.

Well, I was living in Long Beach, so they're doing some bum shit, you know? Fake a hundred. You buy some shit off of Craigslist. And people will come through and buy it with fake hundreds? Nobody will ever know. Yeah, but you got to have a burner phone. You need a VPN so they don't know how you contact them. Kids don't do that.

You're giving these people bad ideas. I'm just, bad. Just joking. I'm not. Get a VPN. Get yours. Hey, we're going to revisit Blueface in one second, which we haven't talked about Blueface in like eight minutes now.

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you guys try a cone yet um no but I would gladly love to I'm gonna try some cones later to be honest I don't want to get too high right now if I was gonna relapse it'd be my first choice oh yeah I shouldn't be a good one

yeah so you think you're on steady ground now you're not you're not scared of no so going under no no I never really thought I was yeah nice jacket to wear I should give this Just a never mind.

He chooses a new gang every week. But, no, ain't no gang. Okay. No, like, what I was trying to express last time is that anybody who is an addict in recovery is pretty much going to relapse unless they are actively pursuing different means of staying on top of their recovery. So, you know, like, yes, I'm always at risk, but I'm straight. Like, hey, life is beautiful at the end of the day.

I know it's hard, though. Yeah, no, I guess. hard, but you know what I mean? Like, but everybody's got their own problems. Even if I, even if I didn't have that, I'd have a bunch of other issues regardless. So, you know, I like now, like, because sometimes, you know, I drink a little extra wine. Yeah, I heard you're drunk now. No, hell no.

I don't be drinking like, I would never go back to doing like what I used to do. I got a little worried because I saw you having some red wine in the morning. I'm like, oh, boy. Oh, that one time? Yeah. Yeah. Morning alcohol. I don't know.

But when I think about it now, like, people will be like, you know, especially when I go out someplace or like we want to celebrate an accomplishment people be taking shots and I'll be thinking about it and I'd be like no the people I don't want to let them down and I'm like if I'm taking shots they're going to be pissed off of me so you know what I mean so it is it is a hard next time you're eating me down I got the meal preps who second week like when he was talking about being on the you know on the precipice of falling off and getting back into it that's how I felt when I ate half a pint of Ben and Jerry's on Sunday night. That was worth it.

I'm working on my healthy habits as well. Eating better. Been eating like fish and grains for lunch and all that. I'm working out with the trainer now. Who's the trainer? His name's Helio. Gigi Gotti. His name's Helio.

Okay. He's a, he's a boxing trainer. And he's teaching you boxing stuff or what are you doing? He's teaching me boxing and conditioning? Yeah. He trained him for Waco? No. Was there a part of you when you went on soft white underbelly that wanted to make a joke where you said something about how you had a soft white underbelly?

It didn't occur to me. I should have. Now, that's a bar. I should have. I would have. But at the end of the day, I feel like the fact that I'm one of the more stable people to have gone on soft white underbelly speaks volumes. I mean, besides sharp. Sharp's like pretty.

Who's more stable? You were sharp. I would say sharp. I would say Sharp I mean No jump bitch Indifferent I don't know

Josh you're like a pretty Who do you think Do you not want to answer this I feel like it's sharp I mean sharp drinks But Sharp seems to have a pretty Healthy relationship with drinking Yeah sharp seems to be in control

Of his drinking In his atmosphere around him I'd say like over the last couple weeks There were times where I would definitely say Sharp was more in control But you guys are pretty even He's not even yeah i mean like he's i feel like his life has had a upward trajectory

for like the past year way more than me like i've been like shit been going up too it has but for but like his for longer than i have okay just like i'm just being realistic you know what i mean like i try to try to be as self-aware as possible you know why i'm not drinking is because i went out in vegas and i was actually at dinner with sharp and i had like I ordered a mixed drink and said it had coffee in it. And in my like stupid brain, I was just like, oh, I'll get that and it'll give me a little bit of energy. And then I think it might have been a kind of strong drink. And keep in mind, I like don't ever drink.

Like I once in a blue moon will have like a glass of red wine. If I go out to the move, you know, I would Lenner or some shit. But like almost never. And then I ordered another drink. So I had two mixed drinks at dinner, right? Then we go to like an after party for the porn awards thing or whatever. And like Lennon got a mixed drink. And I think we both had a few sips of it.

And the next morning I wake up feeling pretty rough. And then I ended up puking my fucking guts out a few hours later. And then I felt totally fine afterwards. But off a one drink? Off two and a half drinks. But also our theory became later on because some other people puked in like people who weren't that drunk. So I think we might have actually had some bad fish at dinner. You don't think that there's-

Food Poisoning. Listen, like I have had two drinks, five. billion times in my life and have never thrown up from it like I actually in my whole life maybe I've thrown up from drinking like 10 times but it was always when I was shit face like I very rarely in my life have like woken up the next day and puked like I know that's very common for people but that just usually doesn't happen to me honestly if you have food poisoning it'd have been way worse yeah let me offer another theory here but I think maybe I had like minor food poisoning I don't know did you I also didn't eat that much is it possible that y'all got an intention

attempted roofing or GHBing, like someone like Bassa or Trevor maybe, like... Co-nigger. I could definitely see Trevor drugging me. No, I don't think that's very likely because we were never like incapacitated at any point. I saw you drink in Miami. Yeah, what, like one drink in the club, maybe?

You was having a good time. Yeah, right. Me and T. R. Standing on the couch in the club, just looking at drunk girls, just being like, I remember like T. I remember like T.R. and me having a conversation about how old we are, like during that, like,

damn bro like we old as fuck just in this club look at all these young people they're all fucked up and shit and we're just in here sober and it's kind of weird i mean the club scene though you're gonna see like the oldest 41 or 42 if they have something to do with the industry yeah they'll still be in the club so i'm literally on the precipice of not being able to go to the club and you're like you're gonna look like you're gonna look like funkmaster flex and jean shorts or some shit next time you hit the stage out there Jortmaster flex Jorntmaster flex

No but like you know it's tough to like look cool at like 53 in the club I don't look cool at 41 so I think it's gonna be pretty But if you're gonna be in the club You gotta just be like reasonable

About what you're doing Like there's no question that what Cuba good and Judy is doing in the club That's not cool It's not cool to be that age It's not a fire And still in the club Being that drunk in the club is

At that age? That's cool. Nah, you don't think that. Like, at my best, I would like to be, I would like to be an old man like E40. Bro, you can only say that that was cool for Cuba Good and Jr. Because you already are starting with the idea that he can do no wrong because he's such a legend. Because if I... If I went to the club next week and I got a pitcher-taker with any kind of fast food container on my head,

y'all would be talking about me like I was such a bozo. Okay, if you had the KFC on your head, I'm going to think something else. What? You Colonel Sanders, just sent it or something. It's going to have racial implications. Definitely, yeah. No, it's just food. It's just a bucket.

If anything, I feel like that was maybe a reason why I was kind of surprised he did. For me, I'm, allow me my, my enthusiastic appreciation of KFC. Actually, I haven't had him probably a decade for Halloween. The colonel. Put the, put the bucket on your head. I'm just like Jack. What's his name? Jack Harla.

The thing about. My brain. wanted to say a different Jack's name. Jack Sparrow. He got stuck there for a second. What are you like Jack Harlow's uncle or some shit? I feel like it. But look, if I only have one year left in the club, that really sucks because I feel like

when you start really having the money to ball out like that when you're in your 40s. Well, that's the thing. Unless you bother going there and like really ball the fuck out, then it's like, what's the fuck is you doing here? Go start a family. I'm already like, that's the last place. I'm trying to meet somebody. You feel me like...

You know, I was thinking about that when I was at Bradley Martin's gym opening, which I... There's a vlog on the Adam 22 channel if anybody wants to check it out, but I went to that. And let me tell you, when you're around all these fitness babes,

that's a fucking spot to go. If you want to fucking meet dope chicks and you're like a person who is trying to live like a healthy lifestyle, you go to the gym and you meet hot chicks at the gym. Because they're living healthy. They're in super good shape. They don't do porn,

for the most part. Isn't it super like faux pot To holler at bitches at the gym Like you're not supposed to do that Yeah but this was like a influencer event So it was like a very different But also I didn't It's not like it was hard

I tried my luck with a girl that was like Super into like working out and shit like that It didn't work because you were living like a degenerate Nigger she was like oh let's go run at the uh rosebow And I was like I'm gonna get drunk No nigga I fucking ran the Rose Bowl Nick passing out every fucking five minutes I'm like yeah you ain't for me

You couldn't do with somebody had a healthy left style? That wants me to run the Rose Bowl? No. How long's the Rose Bowl? That's a big as big as hell. So what? She put you through like an endurance test

before she was willing to date you? I was just trying to be cool. I'm like, she's like, yeah, I'm about to go run that shit. I'm about going to run that too. Come on. How much does Lexi work out?

She works out. You do me on a spot there. God damn, Adam. More than you. The Rose Bowl loop is located in the city of Pasadena and it stretches for three miles. It's a big-ass stadium. Hmm.

The Rose bowl loop. But listen. I got to go hit it up. She's over there. I'm doing it for a little bit. I'm like, and then she's all the way up there. I'm like,

I like a bitch-ass, nigga. My whole life, whenever I looked at fitness chicks, though, I was like, assume that I could never talk to them because they would be disgusting because I don't have a six-pack.

I think that's an accurate assessment. If they're, like, carved out of steel and their last three, four boyfriends were all equally jacked. I don't want you. They're not going for the dad bud. But the thing is this,

like, I feel like, first of all, I'm personally not attracted to women that are that in shape. I like a little bit of like, if you're, if you have like defined muscles, like, it just, that's not for me. And I also feel like, kind of down. And I also, I don't know. Maybe it's the trans panel talking, but I'm not afraid of a little muscle.

And I feel like when men are too into their own bodies, it's like, I can't really kick it with them. Yeah, but isn't that just something that fat dudes say to make themselves feel better about the existence of hot dudes? It's something what fat dudes say because they genuinely. mean it though like at a certain point. And I'm not saying like it's look, it's good to be in shape and I encourage people to be in shape. But if you're just like focusing on like how many inches in your third pectoral fucking protrudes.

Okay. I agree that there are ways that dudes who are into fitness talk about fitness that are super gay that like basically dudes should not do like. You're into the male anatomy a lot. Me? No, no. When someone is like that. Yeah, like I just feel like, you know, I don't want to publicly obsess over like calorie

counting and that kind of shit on on my Instagram story or whatever. But if I'm like talking about exercising and shit, I feel like that comes off a lot cooler of like being genuinely into working out even though actually like diet is the whole fucking thing when it comes to like getting in shape. But I just don't want to be this dude who posts every single meal and I'm counting my calories on the story and stuff. It just feels a little it's like it's just the image is weird. And also, you know what fitness dudes do is they get crazy tank tops

so that they can wear it and you could see their ribs and everything. I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to keep dressing normal. I'm out. Some of those. Give me this belly. Yeah, right. But if you had a fucking buff body, if you looked like KSI or something, Logan Paul,

you'd be walking around that crazy tank top. You'd be dressing like a total douchebag. I don't come here on those shirt every week. Shirtless. Absolutely shirtless. River King. As what I. As what I.

Without the Roy. But like certain dudes that are. fitness influencers, I think, are really tight. Like the David Gagins dude, like, I, I met, he resonates with me because it's just like, be the best version of yourself. Don't be a bitch-ass fool. I'm with that. Yeah, like, I like-

You lost 90 pounds in like 90 days. That fool's a G. You know what I mean? If you read about the diet that he did, it is like the most absurd thing ever. He's eating like one meal a day and like one banana. I like this one guy. It's shit is called a snake diet. And he just like humiliates people.

He'd be like, get up, fatty. You want to be a fat ass your whole life? You're not talking about the sharp tank? No, this guy, for real. I haven't seen that. He's looking up to snake diet. This guy is crazy. The snake diet?

That's the next panel that I should put together is body positive influencers versus like, you know, weightlifters. Yeah. I feel like I need the snake. No, this is a snake crazy. He told me we're crazy. I dropped a snake in the bowl today.

There you go. The snake diet promotes prolonged fasting periods among other studied forms of fasting people typically have a 16 hour fasting window. Okay, he's on the Ben Baller program basically. So he's McDonald's. But if you look at his like Instagram, he disses the shit out of you. Oh, look at that. They fasts for two

consecutive days per week. The Snig diet on the other hand suggests fasting for many days at a time. I'm not trying to do that. I don't care how good I might look. I'm not going to fucking not eat for a whole day or something. I heard some people, they drink their fucking pee. it's supposed to be good for you yeah it's supposed to be good for you

it's not it's like it's not gonna kill you but it's not good for you or it makes you yack so you ever see water world hell yeah that's what he doesn't that's the only thing I remember but they had a but they had a filtration system remember yeah it's like the first scene in the movie

I remember this from when I was in like fourth grade such an underrated B movie and is it at it's at Disneyland right a lot of people hate on it at universally yeah you go there and it's like all these actually popular movies and then they just have like a water world ride. And the fucking thing you sit down.

Yeah. And it's like, this movie's stupid. I barely remember this. These kids don't fucking care. But these kids are actually hyped on Star Wars, which came out way before I was. I'm a sucker for post-apocalyptic movies in any variety. Wait a minute. Back on the piece shit, 127 hours.

You ever seen that movie? No. I think that's what it's called. That's the guy who gets caught like by the boulder and his arm and he can't fucking move at all. And he films the whole thing. But he actually has to pee and keep drinking it to stay. a lot. But is it a real movie

or is it? It's based on a real story. But it's not a real story and he cut his arm off. He cut his arm off. Was it like a Swiss Army in order to escape. Speaking of doing it. How do you cut through the bone with the Swiss? It was if you watch the movie it's crazy. I was gangster. I would love to cut my own hand off. Um, but

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fucking anyway my p-hole so uh there's a there's a new type of testing that you have to do if you're in the corn industry it turns out what do you say corn now uh algorithm stuff oh okay it's actually just like I just like got used to saying it

because I'm trying to stop swearing in general. Whenever you say corn star, why? I think of the band corn. Okay. I'll, I just feel like there's so many incentives that are pushing me towards not swearing, YouTube, the fact that like, if you just swear a ton during an episode, that's really going to like increase the odds of it getting demonetized.

Like my best guess is that that that Rampage interview that's not out yet, just us has us just saying that four a million times. I was like, about to do it. He's probably, you know. a little bit of N word in here and there. Which F word? The good one, the four letter one. Okay, okay.

Yeah, but I, and then also when I'm around my kid, I'm always trying not to swear. And when I do, I feel bad. I apologize to my girl and stuff because I'm trying not to. So it's like, those are two big chunks of my life where I'm kind of incentivized to not swear. So in my brain now, I'm trying to just like actually speak fluently without using it. So you think you're better than us. I get it. No, I'm just trying to, yeah, I'm trying to be better than you.

Yeah, I get it. But just, just with swear. if the shit but when you say it now it feels kind of edgy right come on once it's been established that you're like not supposed to but i don't know just try so wait so speaking of not swearing your dick hole yeah yeah back to my dick hole so um i can say dick hole you're gonna flame uretha there's a new type of testing basically in the corn industry where there's a like now when you get tested a lot of people including plug talk are now asking that that you do a a swab, basically, where I go to get tested.

And in addition to the normal panel that we always do, I now have to go into the bathroom at the testing facility with something that kind of looks like a Q-tip. And I have to take it and put it into my urethra, into my peehole. Like how deep? Like, basically the penis head, you're not going shaft with it. But you're really... How do you open it up?

Hey. am I tripping? Is that a legit question? And listen, I walk into the friggin testing center to do this. And I'm facing a split right before I go there because I just don't want to even do this. I'm like so bummed. I went 39 years without ever having anything down my pee hole. And I finally show up.

And who's there? Kazumi. I walk into the area at the thing. And Kazumi's just hanging out. She's like, can I come in that bathroom and watch you stick the thing in your pee hole? I'm like, no. No, you cannot. this is a solemn experience for me.

I don't want to, like, I was trying to remain stoic. Did it hurt? It doesn't feel great. Especially because once you get it in there, you have to spin it a little bit. Oh, sounds really unpleasant. And you know, a urethra is not like a vagina where there's like a natural lubricant. It's dry. How do you open that motherfucker up?

Is there? Peel de bag a little. Oh! And then you've got to try to spin it a little. And it's not like it's smooth. It has like bristles on. It's almost like a toothbrush-type vibe. And it's scraping your fucking

It doesn't feel great You don't have to do like a full 360 in there But you kind of have to do like a 180 and a 180 Is this one is this? Is this chlamydia or? It's like a bacterial infection or something That a bunch of people in the porn industry got And it's like it doesn't show up on the normal test

That everybody has to do in the porn world right So now everybody like a bunch of people We're passing it around and stuff And we didn't get it but we Because of this test now we have to like do this test and everybody has to get it done. So even girls, they're having to get this swab in their urethra, which I barely know how a vagina works, but that's the thing in their vagina that they pee out of or whatever.

The pee-hole. I don't know what the hell it is, but my girl had to get a Q-tip style thing putting her urethra as well. So this is a new, rare advanced, like this is like the J-Z of bacteria infections? Bro, it's more like the skepta because I heard this thing's coming from Europe. that's what's so crazy is when I was at the port convention that I'm like having conversations with people that are super deep in the porn world

to the extent where they know where the diseases that are coming out are from which this is a very rare but no pussy gets shut down this is the only time that I ever heard anything like this I don't know it might have been before what is it I mean what does it do to you know

the bacterial picture I think that it doesn't do that much which is why people are able to carry it for a while and not notice because like shout out to gonorrhea when you get it you know because you'll start getting a little bit goop coming out of your p hole how many times you had it uh maybe twice you ain't never had no scds no yeah we'll see about that you ain't ever had something in your pee hole either next time i get something i'm gonna meet you in the parking lot you're gonna dyn mullin you ain't you ain't got the skeptistram bam adam 22 ran up on ad in

the parking lot and then bam r ip adam gray mason yeah swamp story style I believe Andy would die for his booty hole. I definitely would. I would hope so. I could definitely see you taking a man's life to protect your anus. Josh getting it too. Just because you're mad. Just because you're pissed off, like you've got to die too.

No, Josh is a witness. If you knew that Josh was the only one who had the video footage of you getting raped in the parking lot. Getting raped in the parking lot. I don't even corn. No, that's parking lot pimping. That's Danny Mullen's thing. He keeps doing like a hypothetical with people.

people on Sledge lords and being like, oh, if I, if I ran up on you, and try to rape you in this snow jumper parking lot. I'm like, this is a weird hypothetical. It might be a little too much truth to it. No, well, okay. He has to meet with Misha. Since we brought up, Danny, there's like all this controversy about the MLK thing. What's to deal with that?

Like, I guess he took him and his homies took a shit in front of that. That's what I got mad about back then. When I first met him, no, I don't remember who. And everybody, everybody said I was. So why is this just coming out? now because it was Martin Luther King Day yesterday? I don't know. I honestly have no idea.

I don't even know if he did it. When I first met Danny, that's what I was talking to him about. It was that same clip. I believe so. Okay. Well, that's one good thing about us having, you know, Nick Fuentes on the podcast and everything is that, you know, we've already like opened up the Overton window of what is acceptable in terms of

people that we can hang out with. So I don't know. I'm not sweating it. The Pandora's box of fascism is wide open at this point. That's what I'm saying. Danny Mullen. and Nick Fonzo was both on the same spectrum of white identitarians. I don't believe.

I don't think. Mullen ain't that far. No, but they're on the spectrum. Danny's not nearly as deep. Danny's just insensitive. Just like I'm on the autism spectrum, but I'm just like a bloop. And then there's people that are like coming in piping hot on that.

Don't play with the autism shit. That's what I said. Oh, you're serious? Yeah. I'm on the autism spectrum. You didn't know that, idiot? I have to have a little bit of that. Does that mean, knowing me, does that make sense, though,

that I'm on the autism? spectrum, no. You wouldn't, okay, well, have been told that I was multiple times. You should call Destiny out for that because he uses that word. I don't fuck with that. What, the R word?

Yeah, it would be like how my chat is being hell autistic right now or something. Oh. Which I don't know. No, I say the retarded thing. I said retarded on the trans panel and immediately a couple of one repeated it. And I'm like, ooh, you guys felt we're retarded too. That's tight. Well, retarded like doesn't necessarily mean what we think it is.

Yeah. We grew, I mean, everybody. grew up probably saying that and it's insensitive now like I don't say that word what about it's so retarded and he was another song that's a great one and they got what was that black eye piece and they got shut down for no that was it wasn't it was black guy it was started and they changed it was the original unedited version of the song was let's get retarded and the original video they had mad retarded people no they had a retarded version of will i am and a retarded fergy they like did it yeah they did a casting to find retarded lookalikes.

And do you ever on a, remember, like, did you used to watch the Howard Stern? You couldn't do that in 2000? I'm just kidding. No, that's not true. But do you remember like the Howard Stern show, they, the characters like Wendy the retard and all that? And there is, it went. Howard Stern was going crazy.

Every time Wendy, the retard were coming on the show, that song would play in the background. What's the black? Is it Beatles juice? Yeah, Beetle juice. Yeah. Shouts of Beetlejuice. But can you imagine if there was like a retarded midget that I just had on the show

frequently and just made him do like weird challenges and just like at him just do a bunch of freaky stuff for views and laughs i think i'm the closest thing you got well flaco's got to be in there too flaco will fuck you up oh you're gonna take me to the parking lot you got to chill on paco man so you're telling me that in a few weeks me you academics flaco and some cns are going to meet up in a parking lot and there's going to be a fight and we're all as like successful content creators we're just going to watch these guys

just fight to the death maybe I don't want to go no if so the agreement was if flaco wins academics has to interview in one on one one on one I feel like I would almost do that anyway right and if Kyrie wins

you got to interview you got to interview Kyrie AD signed you up for this yep I feel like beating Flacco Zax does qualify you for an interview in this sentence not that of the anyone else.

Flacko is so... Organized fade. He's organized. That is a person I want to talk to. Flacko's a lot... He sounds so confident. Well, Flacco... What?

Yeah, but he's confident about everything. But he's... No, this is like... The ghost of Tupac is in Flacca. Flacco's a lot bigger than, bro, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, they said, uh, Kari was like, what, 180? Yeah.

I think that Flaco should study the art of sumo. Because if he could really use his weight to just box this guy in and just bach, bah, is there rules to the is it like just well I said it need to be rules and it was like no rules no no eye gouging no no no eye gouging no no no intentional nut shots right I would recommend wearing a cup regardless

no yeah hell yeah you're not wearing no cup what about body armor the fuck fuck fuck what if I punch the goo in the stomach and it's a suit of armor when have you ever gotten a street fight a nigga hit you in a nut not never but that is an easy K-O yeah that'll get you Pot. But you notice what I'm saying? Like one of the best techniques, if you were to be in a fight,

is to gouge their eyes out. But nobody does it because it's very like looked down upon by society and it's kind of gross, right? But really, it's like if you were to be trying to win a fight, it's pretty up there in terms of techniques. I had one homie that I was like didn't want to fight. Because he was an eye gouger. Because he told me he was like, listen, when I fight,

he was like, I'm not trying to just box and hit you in the face. He's like, I'm trying to destroy you. He's like, I'm going to bite you. I'm going to poke your eyes out. I'm going to try to rip your ear off. I'm like, yeah, leave that guy on. Even in a wrestling match? Nick, it's just a fight.

That's not a, that doesn't constitute as a fade. That's beyond the scope of infate. Trying to kill someone. It's very different. A fade is an honorable exchange of hands in a situation that, yeah, it might go bad because somebody could just start shooting at you or whatever, but for the most part, it's an attempt at an honorable battle. I always thought if fade was a boxing match for the most part, his hands.

A fade is a big version. You could throw cakes, I guess, you feel me? like, but it's really supposed to be somebody challenged you to a duel. Hey, come on. Get your ass outside. Let's get it. You feel me? Throw hands. To me, though, I was thinking about, I feel like I got to be friends with you in order to do that.

Like, we got to have some kind of rapport because otherwise, then you have to fight everybody. At a certain point. At a certain point. At a certain point. I feel like, I feel like you fight the homeless for sport, though. Fight people on your level. Somebody on your level, they call you out.

get out there. What if you're Drake? Nobody's on his level. He can fight himself. Maybe. Maybe. He can fight bad bunny. He could have fought Kanye, sort of.

He can fight Kanye. I don't think they're on the same level. They can still run it. They're neighbors. They were. Yeah. Where is Kanye? Kanye just got married, apparently.

Yeah, but did you see that, well, I don't believe it's on the books, right? But did you see that his law firm had to take out advertisements in the New York Times and the LA Times to tell Kanye that they are no longer his lawyer. I mean, I assume that there's some sort of legal precedent where they have to do this in order to make it official that they're no longer working with them. But wouldn't this be the most cloud chasing move ever if it wasn't the case? Like,

that would be like me and Lena breaking up and me taking out an ad in New York Times or like, hitting up the, I'm on the market now. What's the equivalent? Is me paying a million dollars with a game? Like, yo, I need a 20-minute interview about how I broke up with my bitch. put it into the new episode.

That would be the equivalent. That's actually way more player, to be honest. If we broke up, I'm just going to keep it low-key. Might put out like a little sad YouTube clip. You will be in here. This is bad podcasting. This is bad podcasting. You'll lose your fucking mind.

No way. If I break up a line, I'm getting back on the Zans. I got a question. Would you still do corn? That's why I always think about. Is if she left me or if we didn't work out, would I find myself a new porn boo? Or would I just be like,

okay I've done enough corn maybe I'm gonna get me a substitute teacher or something you're fin to get your Rocco So Freddy on Reverse gang bangs all day quit playing fool like Maybe You up in the score It's only right Well I know she's gonna be up in the score so

Sheesh I mean It would be very advantageous for her to do so If we weren't together anymore so I would probably assume that You would lose your mind huh I'm sure Dred's gonna. Dred's gonna have to conquer. Oh, if Dred gets us over.

That's why I gotta stay in position, man. I gotta stay the goalie, keeping Dread out. I guess it'd be kind of cool at a certain point. To let Dread fucking bitch. No, no, no, no, no. For you, hell no. Hell no. Hell to the no.

Hell no. Hell to the not. Nah. Imagine Dred's singing that while he's fucking too bad. It's all bad. Nah, you being single, right? and now you really get to see how many of these bitches wanted to fuck you

and not Lena. Oh! I don't want to find out. Because then I'm going to get back with her and then I'm going to have to tell her and then she's going to be mad at all them bitches. Oh. Because you don't think that like some of them

are trying to just like bisect you to get to her? Oh yeah. If I became single, it would be like Game of Thrones all of a sudden where everybody's going to have to be figuring out like repositioning the kingdoms and shit, which girls are going to be like trying to be cool with me, which girls are going to be cool with her.

It's going to be, you know, I feel like she'll probably come out on top. I probably just leave the industry. Who's the next Calisi? They're going to have half and half of Skybury? Hmm. A nipple each. You're going to split sky down the middle, like in the Bible? Krah!

Kig Salvin. Damn, you think that if Skybri got in a really fucked up accident and she lost her body, like, below the belly button, you think her only fans will still be all right? I've still work. I feel like... Individual sex acts, I'm sure it would be fine, but how do you think she would do as an amputee? Would you unsubscribe?

I'm not subscribed to begin with. She's a beautiful girl. But what I will say is, I think it's just going to change the demographic of the subscribers. It's going to go from people that are just like into bad bitches to weird fetish people that are into things such as that.

Maybe she would appreciate the weird fetish people since she is now a paraplegic. Right, exactly. Or what is it? Quad? No. No, she's not quad. She's still got her arms.

An amputee. Amputee. Yeah. And like nothing against people that are into that and people that are of that persuasion. So more power to y'all. But it definitely will be a different clientele subscribing to that. But have you ever fucked an amputee? No.

Would you? Could you date someone in a wheelchair, you think? Do you have it in you to date someone in a wheelchair? Sure. I only care about what's on the inside. Oh, my God. He's using this as a fucking dating app. No, I mean, if my girl was having to lose your legs right now,

I was still fucking everything. Yeah. Would you really though? Yeah, real shit. So you're leaving Lena if her legs stopped working? No. I'm pretty deep in the game at this point. You got to think about it. Because she still make babies?

True. That seems like it matters. The reverses. If something happens to you, you would want your woman to hold you down. Hell yeah. Anything can happen at any time, so you got to keep that same energy.

I cut my head open and she didn't say shit. Yeah, that was different. Look, I look ugly now. You could be like, like, let's say you look like Rihanna, but you like are missing a foot. I don't give a fuck, personally. My first girlfriend.

friend when I was like 13 or 14 or whatever had like a couple of fingers missing on one of her hands that's cool though yeah she was jerking me off with the other hand she would always hide the hand in her shirt and shit so it just looked like she throwing up a set at all times basically like yeah kind of it like because like a couple of the fingers were like one knuckle long and a couple were like two and long and like so if she were to just put her hand in the air it would resemble some some gang some throwing up neighborhood at you well no that she'd have to leave you know not but like So there is this one chick I used to talk to that was super bad, and I never met her in person. But one of her hands was like, I guess from birth was super wonky.

Like she had like a baby hand that never got bigger and it was all weird. But I never got, I never actually hit. But if I did see her in person and if you're watching this, you damn, play ball. Could you date someone with a baby hand? I mean, why not? If like, you know, it's not like my preference, but. Could you date a baby hand? It'll make my dick look huge when she's holding it.

Yeah, but I feel like you've got to just tell her to jerk you off with the other hand. No, but now blowjobs use both hands. Blow jobs are always- Technology has changed a lot. We're in the age of Tiana Trump. She got to play with the balls, too, so that's like a big thing for me. But you know, I give every girl I work with a warning that I have sensitive balls. As you should.

I don't know why you would know that. But yeah, because I- You've said it on the pod three times. You're right. A bloody sperm story. Yeah. You remember? You want to hear it again?

You're talking about what comes to more? No. Please let's move on to something else. We heard about the great bike accident fiasco of 2004. I got to find that clip, bro. I smack my nuts. Damn. I got deleted off Instagram before you could archive.

That's why, man. Maybe not. At a certain point, I stopped those type of pursuits. What? Balls? No, like, it's like live action, like hard sports, like skating and things like that because used to rollerblade

I've roller hell yeah used to rollerblade um rollerblade skate you know what I met when I was in Vegas Kalani

did you Kalani's bad she is fire super bad shots of the yay area she performed at the corner

yeah yeah yeah yeah so I got to see both versions of her I saw like earlier that day like rolling out of bed like sweatpants

and then I saw on stage at the corner wards fully done up looking like ravishing as fuck so I'm glad that I got to

appreciate both ends of her I like to Paws, huge pause. No pause. I like the natural swag. You feel me? Like done up is cool.

But I like fresh out. I want to see what you really look like, you know, if you have makeup on the last night and you fell asleep drunk, a little bit smeared. I have been appreciating women for a very, very long time. So I could definitely appreciate both because I know like what the top porn stars look like with no makeup. So it's like. And some of them are bad, right? Some of them pull it off. It's like they look fine.

Some. Not so. If I can still knock you down in a bonnet, it's all good. You feel me? But some of them, like, that's part of their appeal. Like, I don't feel like Riley Reed. You need to see her super done up, right? Like, she's supposed to look like the girl next door that, that you have a chance in real life of nailing.

But have you ever heard of this Jamaican artist name? Like, I think it's like Shishana. She shana? She has a song with Megastayan. Can you search up? Megastalian. She, S-H-E-S-H-H-H-H-H-E-S-H-H-E. You mean, like, like, She-H-Nah.

Shoshina. Oh, that's, um. Some shit. You're talking about London baby mama or his girl, whatever. That's his baby mama. Really? Yeah. London on the track had a baby with her?

I think. I could be wrong. I have no idea. The light skin girl, right? Sort of, I think. I don't know. But she was the other performer at the Porn Awards, right? And at one point, I won't even call her out by name, but one of the porn stars was

announcing the next musical artist. And she's like, and next up, Kailani. And the other girl comes out Like, Like, I don't know I guess there was some Mixed signals on her cue cards or whatever But she fucking

Uh She was like super awkward Yes That girl bad though Hilarious Jamaican women are very attractive For the most part Are you guys like

Not even close to pulling this up on the screen So you guys actually Like this shit Lutie I mean let's just be real Coffee go be in with our rap job Their average time of like bringing something up on the screen has got to be at least like four minutes, right?

Josh normally pretty good. No, I'll get Josh. He's bad night. There she is. Oh, yeah. Shensia. Oh, yeah. Lick.

Bad. She got videos with like 80 million views. I'm not going to lie. I never heard of her until the porn awards. Okay. Okay. Okay. I know you're talking about now.

She is. Yeah, my nigga London Baghdad. Wow. Big W. He's an icon, though. How the fuck you with her, Summer Walker? Summer Walker. What's he got next up his sleeve?

he's setting the bar pretty high for himself now we're just looking at pictures over here we are click on that blue Instagram picture on the top look the third one look look look at the third one he over there's a left with her hold hands go down yep yep no the next one down hello nurse hello nurse hello nurse

uh we're not even there six million followers it's crazy that musicians can be successful and she's about to have six million to one Josh hits the link yeah hit the link Is she have only fans? I don't know. I respect that queen.

Wait until she has one. No. What about Iggy? Did you check it out? My only sent a picture. I was like, who-hoo. Do you actually, you actually get to see something? I've seen some nips.

Shut up. Oh, I'm in there. How much is it? 30 bucks? 25. 25. I'm going to show you one, girls. I said, ooh.

Did she deny that she made 300K, like, already or something? She did, but we don't know if she's saying, implying that that's more or less. I think she made more than that. I believe so too. Because just like all it would take is at $25 for it to be $300,000, 12,000 people. Maybe now that she has an only fan, she will unblock me on Twitter. Why she block you?

I don't know. Something I said. Wow. Now I have seen Iggy's boobs. Come on, come on. You disrespectful, fool. My bad, my man. I have seen Iggy's boobs.

Oh, yeah. She's hot, dude. Yeah. I want to see the dumper, though. I want to see how the BBL sits naturally. Very well. Yeah. So is that...

I buy that motherfucker. That'd be my first person. But all the photos can't be that polished and airbrushed and shit, bro. I need to see just like straight nudity. I'm spoiled, bro. I don't think she's going to go to... There's no way she's showing her vagina. What am I even going to buy it for her?

She's high on the food chain of snow bunnies, though. Let's keep it a stack out of here. Yeah. I mean, she got a cardied baby. Yep. That's pretty legendary. I'm going to lie. Is that more legendary?

legendary than her music career? I mean, yeah. Absolutely. She had a run, though. You think what's a bigger deal? Being Cardi's baby mama or fancy? I think from a... She was on the double XL cover.

Obviously from a pop perspective, fancy in the record with Ariana Grande. In our world, the Cardi thing. In our world, the Cardi thing is significantly more important. Like, that's how did... Because, like, that's a cultural icon right there. And for her to, for her to do that, I'm honestly like a little bit surprised.

I didn't see that couple ever happening. I feel like he would be with someone way artsier than that and alternative. She was fucking with Tori before. That was her last man, right? And wasn't he executive producing? She liked, she like, she like shortness. She chose to like squat up with Tori super hard, like right on the eve of the trial, like right before the trial.

That couple makes somebody went viral right after the verdict saying somebody check on Iggy. Yeah. That was like a viral tweet. But does you like? Doesn't that couple make a lot more sense? Iggy and Tori. To me, like, I would see... Yeah, pick a mate for Cardi.

I could see Cardi with, like, someone like FCA Twigs or Siza or someone like that. Or Gina views. Or Gina views. We're not doing that. No, just kidding. No, but yeah, somebody who's got like a mysterious, artsy type of vibe, not fancy. That's what I'm saying. But I ain't mad at him in the slightest.

I don't know. I think he followed his heart on that one. His heart. well you know I think he was listening to his dick but I think he followed his heart because otherwise he would have gone with one of these mysterious chicks

that he probably don't want him to do with I'm for show sliding down a crocodile mile all the way into that ass though I don't give a fuck like yeah like it's not even a question you'd crawl through the desert I'm literally

to sniff a fart through a starving oasis for just a one booty crumb you see that BBL we had in here the other day yeah I wasn't here for that but that looked quite excited a little skit y'all did. Yeah, but she did the Patreon.

Was her name like Jade or something? Page. Page. Go check on my Instagram if you don't know what I'm talking about. But I made all the fucking editors work with me on this skit where we all put these chairs staggered so that we could all look at her boat when she walks past. I had to get Bosanova in there.

So her compared to Johnny Blaze in overall cakeswoles, what are we looking like? Because Johnny Blaze is doing the darn thing. Different styles, I think. I think that if you, I think there might be something different augmenting those parts of their bodies. So one of them went to Brazil, the other one went to Miami, essentially. One of them went to Harlem. Yeah.

Oh, okay. No, Paige told me she went to Cardi B's. Oh, but wait, wasn't that to do of putting cement in the butts? You know what my girl knew exact? Right. I don't, I think, I don't know. But I told my girl, I'm like, you know that she got her bud done with the same doctor to Cardi B?

And my girl already knew exactly the doctor's name. and like new other girls who had already gone to this guy. Like these girls just know these things. They're tapped in with the surgeons like a motherfucker. They are though. That semen shit is crazy though. Yeah. Seamen in your ass, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm not feeling that. Imagine grabbing a booty and just feeling like a rock hard chunk of cement in there. It don't feel hard, but you can feel like you could tell the difference. It's not natural. Now, the older butt surgeries definitely were like a, just like titty's used to be hard as rocks back in the day. They so did. A bust a window out with them.

them saline tits come on that's that good shit carved glass with them motherfuckers I remember getting porn on magazines and the chicks would have tits this big I still know some girls would have that but it seemed like it was much more common when I was a kid.

Yeah her shit was humongous Tits were way more like coveted back in the day Yeah because the fake ones were brand new My here is always my This is like my theory and uh You can correct me if I'm wrong But I feel like when you're

And maybe this has changed But for me When I was a super young kid, tits were more important. You feel me? Like, because that was like the first thing that was going on. Like, I'm going to make out with you and like, oh, if I get to feel your tits, this is fire.

But when I got to the age where I'm actually fucking, that's when you realize the importance of booty. Yeah. And you know what I was hated was that people would be like the bases. Like first base is like boobs. Second base is fingering. No, no, no. And then third base is head and a home run of sex, right?

No, what is it? First base is making out. Making out. Okay, you're right. Second basis titties. And then third base is fingering. And then it's either... There's, there aren't enough bases.

Well, like... There needs to at least be another base for a head slash eating out and then a home run is sex. And then what's anal? The dug out. Okay. So we'll say this. A home run, let's just say his head. A grand slam is fucking and...

No, no, no. Yeah. A grand slam is fucking. But a grand slam changes everything. Now you're talking about men on. If you're going to do that, then we have more options because we can put two people on base and maybe that's eating her out.

Who's on third? Yeah, that niggas confuse me now. Here, so. God, you see what I'm going with, right? Anal sex is it inside the park home run. What is it when the bat breaks? That's an RBI. That's something I'm always looking for. No, I'm trying to bun.

Try to bun. Bun is rubbing the pussy through their jeans. Bunn, you got syphilis. Bunting sounds like dry-humping to me. You like a bun cake? Bunt cakes are good. But cake's are fire. Bunt cake is the most retarded existence of a D in any word ever.

Buntitens. Buntit. Yeah. When I was a kid, I was always trying to figure out what was going on with bun. Joe button or Al Bundy? No, I would play baseball and I would always want a bun. I would tell my dad like, y'all, I'm a bun.

B. B. There's a guy on third, don't butt. And I'd be like, I'm a bun. B. Bunt B. Bunt B. Yeah, bun one.

I thought of a good one for you the other day, but I forgot. What was it? Cuck one? Something. Left one? No. Let it out. Let it out.

I think I was going to call you Cuck one. Oh, thanks. But it might have seemed funnier to me. I like one in the morning. That's great. Why are you thinking about Lusher and one in the morning? I think about all you guys are one in the morning. Please don't.

Cluck one. Cluck one is hard. Plush one. Oh, make a little doll. Slush one. Hey, so. On the new We Hungry, that's not out yet, might be out tomorrow or Friday or Wednesday, which is tomorrow.

Thank God. You guys were hating on deep fried mac and cheese. Really? We were hating on it? Yeah, like T. Rels talking, like, okay, so I'm watching it. And it was the girl with the food truck. And shout out to her. I'm sure her food is amazing.

But as I'm watching it, she's talking about her mac and cheese is so great. And to me, I'm looking at the mac and cheese. And I'm thinking, it's too cheesy. Like, it's just like a sea of cheese, like separate, from the noodles on top of the bay. That's not my ideal style. I like when it is, it's crispy, it's crusted, it's darkened, it's blackened

around the edges, breadcrumbs on that bitch, and then T-Rell is hopping on board all up on our tip, just like, oh yeah, I hate when it's dark on top. I'm like, what are you talking about? That's the best kind of mac and cheese. Josh, can we get a poll in the chat? I don't know.

Or sloppy wet mac and cheese. It all depends. How about how it tastes? Why can't it be both? Exactly. It cannot be both. It can. Okay, but it's like two different styles

When the cheese on top is still liquidy and moving That's way different than when you've baked it to the extent Where it's kind of hardened Okay, but I don't want to know what people like more Because to me, I like the duality of mac and cheese Where you have the soft noodles And the sort of hard, crispy crunch on the side So you don't like the mac and cheese

That sounds like sex when you put your spoon in the... That motherfucker will be buzzing. I like it to sound like you're breaking a window When you first insert the spatula I like the medium cheese on here It's kind of soft, but it has its own texture. You know what I mean? I want it.

But her oxtails, them motherfucking oxtail, um... Those are cracked. The egg rolls, the oxtail macsail mac. The egg rolls is stupid. I'm not gonna lie, though. I'm not tempted to eat the deep fried broccoli that I saw you eating. Nigger that shit was crazy. Was it really?

Oh, my God. You never had like, what about like tempera broccoli? That was probably the best. No. Oh, maybe. You feel me? That was probably one of the best things. Was it really?

Oh, my God. What's not going to be better when you fried? Anything's good if you fry it. I was just thinking about it. Like I feel like, you know, potatoes and meat and stuff that these things deep fried seem really great. Oh, no, that was. That was Trapped Kitchen. The fried broccoli was probably out of the whole episode.

That was either number one or number two, my favorite thing I tasted. It was that crazy. I need to know how many calories you're adding to the broccoli by deep frying. We're not asking. Probably a lot. Look at this. It's pretty close. How are you going to put other?

What the fuck is the other? What in the middle? so I don't want that to be an option You can see that burnt mac of cheese Is currently winning with 5443 Yeah because you got a fucking other If you can put other Or what's better than other is just see results

Because there's got to be people out there That just don't eat mac and cheese And they think that we're being weird right now Not because like for me personally I would like it to be crispy but then soft and gooey on the inside That's what I'm saying The duality but this stuff that they were eating on the show

And much respect to her I'm sure it's amazing Everybody should go fuck with it But the cheese on top was not burn it all. It was still like very liquidy. I like that, though. To me, my instinct was, oh, I'm going to take that and I'm going to eat it in the same bite as some of the fried chicken because I want something

crispy and crunchy with the cheese and the softness. I think the most important thing to me is how it's seasoned. That's what it comes down to. That's what I'm saying, because I've had some burnt ones that was trash. But you know who got some good macaroni and cheese?

Like on some fast shit? Chick-fil-A, they shit bust. I feel like when you get fast food Mac and Cheese, it's never going to be like really baked or anything because it would take too long. Like when you get it from KFC or Pop-A's or some shit like that, it's always soft as fun. I kind of like the mac and cheese of Boston Market.

It's not like regular. Who go to Boston Market? It's kind of fire. I like Boston Market. Hell no. What's wrong in Boston Market? Hometown buffet. But they got all this good shit that you don't have at other fast food places like cornbread,

like stuffing. Hometown buffet is not fast food. No, no, I'm just saying. That's a buffet. Nica, Boston Market, to me, is the same as hometown buffet. There's one right near the cribs. Boston Market ain't got no drive-thru. It do.

You can't go get a Thanksgiving turkey. No, I've been passing shit through the drive-thru. They do have a drive-thru. That's sad. Yeah. It's kind of flight, too. I'm out. We get cranberry sauce too? You can get drive-thru at Boston Market?

Yeah. But not hometown buffet. Drive-thru buffet makes no sense. We can keep driving through over and over. I ain't been a hotel. I didn't have a trash bag. dumping fucking entrees into the trash bag Hey, do you know you the type too?

You know you've rolled up to a buffet With the motherfucking plastic bags before. I thought about it long and hard. Never? There used to be the sushi spot that we would go to in Queens And it was like $35 all you can eat sushi And all this other amazing Asian food And me and my one homie put a lot of thought

Into how we could effectively like wear a trash bag Inside our shirt And like basically just dump tons of sushi into it. and then bring it home and put it in the fridge and just live off it for like a week straight it's very dangerous to eat all you can eat sushi you learn that the hard way very dangerous you went out you went out sad it's it just it didn't quite agree with me didn't quite agree they had a place in burbank it was like a seafood buffet shut it down sometimes i hear people talking about going out for sushi and spending like thousands of dollars at a sushi spot and i'm like how is that possible are you like

two rolls and i'm done okay so yamashiro if you get it a lot of of this stuff on the menu, like the Toro and shit, that a rack, that'll rack up. I'm a hundred, I'm a hundred dollars to the face when I used to- tour roll is amazing. But if the rolls are like 25, 30 bucks, right? That's like what like a high-end roll is going to be, right? Yeah.

But I'm going to eat like three rolls on a fucking stuff. It's got to be like 800 calories or something for a roll. Yeah, but they be having like wagoo rolls. They'd be having all type of shit like that. But I think sushi also is just the kind of thing that if you decide that you want to really stuff your face, it's like really easy to eat an absurd amount of it. I had a good one, no, short ribs. Short rib sushi, that shit was fun.

The thing I was really jealous of you guys eating was the short rib or the mac and cheese, like, what are they? Like, egg roll type things. So you told her oxtail. Oxtail, egg rolls. What the fuck. Noggin, that's next level. Phenomenal.

I want. Thanks. Friendsgiving. I want. Every single last person on the next week hungry episode, like, when I say top tier, you could drive over there. And the burger, burger guys, that shit really tastes like a hamburger.

Like, it's vegan? It's all vegan, everything. Shit was crazy. I thought you were against, like, Satanism. Well. I think not eating, like, real meat burgers. It's kind of, like, of the devil. It's the way that it's seasoned.

It's very good. I think it might be satanic. They even had, like, vegan cornucata. I think are, like, feminizing young men. That's as good as fun. Young men are growing boobs because they have vegan burgers. It's pea protein. But let's be real, like, I feel you.

but also not killing... Soy boy. Not killing animals is fire, though. I'm down with not killing animals. They are here to be sacrificed for our benefit. No, they're not. Look, fuck on animals. I know, of course, Josh and Adam, you feel me, you guys out there.

It's an important ritual. I feel very strongly about it. Every time I eat a cow, I have like a little transcendent experience with that cow. So you're talking about Satanism being vegan stuff, but you're having transcendent bloodlust rituals every time you eat some meat. Every time I eat meat, I get closer to God. And, you know, me and Rampage were just talking about his son. His son is a MMA fighter who is vegan.

And me and Rampage had this whole conversation where we're like, oh, this poor kid is. Like he needs to get it together. Like, I'm like really going in about how bad it is. But if you think about it and I've seen this at documentary, the biggest animals in the world don't eat meat. Right. They eat plants. No, exactly. I feel like if you want, if you think about it,

elephants. Think about how much they have to eat in order to get anywhere close to their caloric intake. It's like an absurd amount. You do it the right way. It's more protein and less, less serving. More protein and what? But also no vegetables have protein.

Animals have to hunt to eat other animals. That's a whole lot of work. It's not, you know, eating plants is not that much work going into it. What's the word for the, it's like, transmutum, blah, but what's the word for like if you, like when you take the Eucharist, the body of Christ and like you eat it and then you communion? Yeah, yeah, but there's like the concept of like you become Christ when you eat it, right? That's like the same.

Oh. You know what I mean? Like so I feel like when you, the way you're talking about eating meat has that energy to it. I just feel like animal protein is so superior to all other protein that it's just not even close. I mean, it tastes way better. I ain't going from way better. And it's just better.

Anyway, I wanted to bring this up Um, where should we go with this? Are you unfollowing gonna? Fellow Crip? I mean, honestly, I don't care. But you unfollowed Pino, you don't even know him. I mean, that was different. Yeah, because he fratted on like a girl when he was like 17.

No, it was just super goofy shit. It was just more like, it was more personal. Like, I felt like I was going to film content with them and like, you know, I'm saying I was on that like I met Gunna a few times like that's not one of my like personal homeboys at the end of the day and I mean we've been talking a lot about this shit it's like it's I mean now I don't feel like the kids care I don't care like people care about you care that right I mean what I mean I don't honestly I don't give a fuck you feel me if it's not in my vicinity like niggas can do what the fuck it's all type of shit that I can say like I don't

fuck with this I don't fuck with this it's just people they being people it is what it is. 6-9 is right. 6-9 said everybody was so vocal when I was snitching and now that it's somebody that they like

they don't give a fuck. I mean, I'm just saying 6-9 is totally right about this. He's right about that. People are picking and choosing what they're considering. They're like, I like, I'm still going to do this

and do that. I can apologize with a snitch. I don't give a fuck. A lot of his closest friends I mean, the fact that little baby unfollowed him, that's not just, this is the dude that came in the game

with him. Meek Mill? It was Meek Mill. That's his boy. You feel me like that? And I mean, Meek Mill also is not only, Meek Mill's real close with Dugger. That's really who is boy is.

So if he's turning his back on him, that says a lot. For sure, their hip-hop Illuminati had a whole little meeting, and they're like, we're going to unfollow me. We're going to unfollow me. We're going to do it one by one. And the blogs will have something new to post about every eight hours. Because for sure, they all talked about it, right?

Dirk dissed him in a song. Bro. I mean, I don't know. I mean, the consequences, though. We were all, like, like, the best defense that people had when I talked about the gun thing was like, let's see how it plays out. Let's see who fucks with them. Let's see how everybody else reacts to this. I kind of feel like after this week, we sort of have an idea of how it's going to be.

But the thing is, is that a ton of people are still going to fuck with them, you know? It's just going to be interesting to see, like, does he get support from, like, just opportunistic rapper dudes who aren't really, like, close to the streets? like does he have to kind of go in a different direction in terms of the types of artists that want to work with him? If you're from the streets, the streets ain't going to fuck with it. Like with 6'9, 6'9 could do songs with a bunch of people. He's just couldn't do songs with like pop and rappers. And it's interesting.

Like, it's gonna, like who is going to still fuck with? I haven't really spent time looking at his Instagram comments, but that was one of the things that struck me when 6'9 first got out is that he would have a post with 50,000 comments and I would start looking through it and all the top comments. Now one of them was a rapper. I mean, but a lot of times, even with 6'9, I feel like they just,

disliked him. So that's what made it worse. You know, because I see a lot of people, they're like, oh, they're really picking and choosing right now. Yeah,

to a degree, but also, I mean, like, I feel like the fact that one of the reasons why they're picking and choosing is because of just how much

of a troll six nine was and how outspoken and vocal he was for so long. A lot of people were already looking for a reason to hate them. That's what I'm saying. People, I mean, there's probably racial implications there, too.

I'm not going to lie. But, On top of that with Gunna, everyone thought Gunna was a pretty solid dude prior to all this. No one had anything bad to say about him. I'm still holding out for that. I don't necessarily think what he's signed up for here means that he's not a solid guy. I feel like it might play out differently that everybody's assuming it will. Him saying that YSL is a gang, no matter what he says about it,

that's literally confirming the number one argument that the prosecution is trying to use to bury these guys. Yeah. Like they're trying to, like Thug's whole defense is predicated on the fact that we're not really a gang. This is just music. Mm. Did you see, you see Funk Flex saying that he has decided that he is now open-minded about playing Six-Nine's music, which is really convenient at a time where like Sixth-Nine is not even putting out music.

And it doesn't seem like any of the music that he put out would necessarily have been stuff that Funkflex would have been dying to play. Okay. Let's talk about it. Let's fucking talk about it. So first of all, Shouts of Funk Flex for his incredible legacy all the years he put in 60 minutes of funk incredible tapes

I mean hot 97 was staple all through the 90s early big jort influence now lugs you feel me lugs drip god really jort master flex drip god flex with that being said all the shit you said about Tupac bro like come on man we don't fuck with that shit even if there is like you know

you could say a lot about Tupac but the way he went about it and just how unwavering he is and calling him a fraud. It was definitely more personal. Yeah, it's like which one of your bitches did Tupac fuck? Like, it really don't make sense. Okay, there's that. You feel like Funflex

has reached the just saying shit point in his career where he's just like he's just got hot takes that seem like disconnected from stuff that he said like a month prior. Because I kind of feel like some of the sports commentators get into this sort of thing too where it's like kind of hard to take him serious at a certain point because

these takes just seemed so extreme and so incoherent. No, the poxia was personal. He was damn there crying. But as soon as you carry out a personal vendetta as if you're speaking on your actual moral code, that kind of like makes me think about all your other takes differently. Since then, I feel like he saw the level of engagement. He got from that and it has had just like a plethora of very hot takes. Here's the reality.

Mainstream radio is increasingly more irrelevant every single day. It really doesn't matter. It doesn't hold the same way. He has to do stuff to even keep his name in the conversation. Because we have things like no jumper. Look at a lot of the most popular rappers right now, NBA Young Boy, Yeet, all these dudes. They do not rely on radio in the slightest. It doesn't matter.

Man, listen, radio is a fucking business. Anybody thinks otherwise is dumb as hell. If you're with I-Heart, you with any other company, they have a list of 30 songs, something like that, that they have to play every hour on an hour, whatever comes through there. A lot of people

is not going to leverage their jobs because they don't want to play a certain record. Funk Flex is probably one of the only people, very few people that has the leverage to be like, I don't want to play something or I do want to play something.

He brought him. There's a few. He bro too, for sure. But at the end of the day, still like Paola exists in all levels of the radio game and him even making that statement about Takashi,

I don't, like you said, when's the last? time Takashi had a record that's going to be on Funkflex's radar. But that kind of makes me think, damn, are you getting paid by somebody? Are you preparing us to hear some Takashi on Hot 9th? Would you, if all of a sudden he started playing a six-nine record, would you just assume that there was money exchanging hands? 1,000%.

I feel like it was more of just Funkflex doing the hyperbolic thing of like, oh, this is, and I wouldn't be surprised at all if there's somebody on his team that is like, hey, you should say this on Instagram or like, how about this? how do you put this as a post so it'll be viral or whatever? Like I feel like once you get to a certain stage in the media game, there might be some help behind the scenes in terms of getting your points out there. This is a thing too that, you know, a lot of people go back and forth with is can you separate the artists from the acts?

And a lot of time people choose when it comes down to that. So like, for instance, when Tori got an allegation, blackball from all playlists. You know what I'm saying? It's like, where do we draw the line when it comes? comes down to what's getting accepted on playlist, what's getting played on the radio, because now, like, they're kind of, like, really gatekeeping that shit.

But I can... I can listen to R. Kelly, but I don't think that there's, like, a 6-9 song that I'll probably ever listen to the way we used to listen to gummo. Because to me, rap is different because I have, like, a real interest in rap in a social degree, you know? He's, like, somebody I know and shit.

To me, R. Kelly is, like, this random artist. I'll never meet him. I'm never going to interact with him in any way. It's just like he made classic records. I can't say that about 6-9. A, I know him and B, it's just his music is not timeless like that. And I've seen nothing to suggest to me

that he's going to have future hit records. He hasn't shown any growth since he came out. R. Kelly, not only has, is significantly way better of an artist than 6-9, but also what he did is a thousand times more deplorable. Probably worse than what anybody's ever done. As dishonorable as snitching is, you cannot compare it to the level of deviance that R. Kelly.

But if I gave a fuck about R&B that much, I probably couldn't listen to R. Kelly, right? Like, but I don't fucking care. I believe I can fly. I don't want to give, I don't want to give, I don't want to give a, I don't want to give a, move your body like a snake. Move your body like a snake mom.

Come on, six nine couldn't do that. No, not in his greatest day. I don't think so. How do you guys feel about the, the, uh, the Ali Lottie. controversies. We were trying to ignore it as as far as no jumpers since, you know, our history with Juice World and trying to show respect

and everything. At one point, the Instagram team hit me up and they were like, oh, should we post about Ali Lottie, you know, having an only fan, even though she said that she wouldn't have never started only fans. And I was like, nah, I'm not trying to cover Allie like that or anything. But then now Allie got popped for meth and cocaine. What did Juice World say? All girls are the same. Come on. But, but, but, are, IP to the legend, juice world. I actually spoke to Ali Lottie's family yesterday.

What did they say? A family. Yeah, a specific member of her family. Oh, okay. Because I can show you the text. It was weird because Ali was commenting like, yo,

DM me, yo DM me on all the No Jumber Instagram posts. She's still commenting. And then I DM'd her today or yesterday and said, yo, and then today I double DM'd.

And no response. Didn't she leave some weed here before? Yeah, Lottie Biscotti. Yeah. Came home to a new band's or something Has she DMed me since then? No, she was not. So I don't know what the fuck she's on.

Yeah, I sent it three hours ago. She didn't see it. But the other mess. Oh, yeah, and the other message, she didn't see it either. Yesterday I hit her up. So she's like asking for us to get in contact with her and then not responding to my DMs.

80s reading the text from her relative. Wait, I want to read it. I can't expose this? I mean. Let me just read this. Hey, my phone. Wait. Oh, so.

Ether. It started in a very contentious manner. What's this person's mental health like? Why are they asterisking that they're going to get in trouble for swearing? Hold on, hold on. I'm not reading this whole thing. Yeah, don't read it from the beginning. Read it from where I.

Why do you have a bedazzled case? Because no one going to steal it. Yeah, why you got a BB Simon phone case? Don't worry about what the fuck I got going on. This thing is it loves. How many BB Simon belts you got? I own one. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. No, so basically this, uh, what they're saying is she's in the throes of addiction right now. And it's, they've been trying to help her for a long time. It's, it's kind of ugly right now. And the dude she's with is a really bad influence. I mean, it's kind of weird because he's an Instagram giveaway guy. And he's 19 years old and she's 29.

Yeah. So it's like a very strange dynamic. But, you know, I, I have a soft spot in my heart for drug dealers. Yeah. He's 19. and she's 29. But he's the bad influence? He does Instagram giveaways.

That's what I said. I'm saying what her family said to me. I'm not, like, I don't have a horse in this race. Of course, people don't blame stuff on some of years. I mean, Ali Ben getting loaded. They'll watch that interview. She was clearly fucking all over the place as fuck.

I feel bad for both of them. Like, I definitely have a soft spot for drug addicts. There definitely is redemption. However, I will say, that little dude posing with, with motherfucking juice world's jewelry and that. That's dumbass out of pocket. That's out of pocket.

That's like to me all that says is that him dating her or whatever is a fucking troll and a cloud chase move in the first place because if you had any kind of respect for Juice World, you would not be fucking around like that. You'd be trying to have nothing to do with that side of things. You maybe make your little statement, rest of a piece of Juice World, nothing but respect for him, but then you go on your way. Like if I was dating a girl who had like a famous ex who died,

I'm doing everything possible to be totally respectful of it. You guys could not get me to say something disrespectful because you're right on the precipice of just being disrespectful just by being in that position. People are going to have their eyes lasered in on you to see you say some nut shit. Wait, but let me ask you something, Adam. You never been off Zanz before, have you? As a...

I'm going to get you one. Yeah. You should try it at least once. As a... Putting your booty. Bro, show the fuck out today. A quarter. A quarter.

Fuck around with you. He's sex playing you. Man. As a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a. Crazy. Put it in a smoothie. As a barnasor. As, as a real barnosaur, right?

You've been off the shits for all the time. Couldn't you see yourself if you're just like zanned out your face? A barnivore? A barnivore. There you go. If you're off the shits, off the zans and you saw like the watch right there, couldn't you see yourself putting it on? Like, look at me flexing.

I don't know. That seems like a retarded Xanex thing to do. I did a lot of dumb shit off Zanz, including getting my Snapchat deleted because I got my dicks up by two girls. That's way more honorable than fucking wearing juice world's watch. I don't think even no matter how barred out I was. I just don't think I would do something like that.

But to be fair, being super barred out will make you do the most retarded shit on earth. That's what I'm saying. And you're not 19 years old. Yeah, for sure. And like a weird dude from, you know, the cuts. Like there's been multiple people that I like saw them when I was barred out and I could barely even fucking communicate. And when I thought about it afterwards, A, barely remembered and B just felt like the biggest idiot ever. Like, yeah, for sure, anything you do when you're off, Zanix is basically going to be like indefensible.

I mean, they got caught shoplifting from Walmart. You feel me? Like that's what they got them for. They got caught up shoplifting from Walmart. Wonder where they're taken. Allegedly, they said that she like she had. had something that she didn't know was in her bag or whatever. I don't know.

Like, but, I'm sure that happens all the time. Right. Yeah, it's happened to me. Sorry, I accidentally put your products in my backpack.

She pulled a Winona Ryder. Yeah, I don't think so. My initial thought would be like electronics, obviously, right? I mean, would they usually have that locked up.

You could like get to the TVs and like, it feels like her, her Instagram is being run by like her only fans promotion team. Because everything on her story and shit is like, about to go live and talk about what's going on my only fans. And like, uh, that reeks of like thirst. The boyfriend dude who looked like like Jack Harlow's like retarded little brother. Um, he is, he's from Oklahoma.

Now like, I know that in Oklahoma they got some like hood areas and there's like so a lot of legit people from out there. But also there's, you know, like straight dust bowl, oaky, hick ass motherfucker is out that way too in abundance. So I don't know. Yeah. I mean, let's be real. Just because Juice Roe is a legend doesn't mean he necessarily.

necessarily had the best tasting girls on her. I mean, she seemed like she was a pretty bad influence on them at times during their relationship, if you had to be totally honest. Wasn't she his assistant originally? Isn't that how it started? That's what I don't know. I think it was something like that. That's what I was told.

Yeah. I mean, I fuck with her, but for sure she needs to get a shit together. It's not good. Yeah. I hope she gets it together. For real. Definitely sucks. Do the podcast, Allie.

But should I like, is that weird to interviewer given that I just acknowledge that I feel like she's not in a great place. Don't do it right now. I would wait till her redemption arc. Where are we going on Instagram live? I bet. Is that less bad? That's...

I mean, but you're acknowledging that she's not in a great place and you will still want to do it. I would stay away from it beyond that just because of the whole juice word jewelry thing. That's kind of like... Coming soon to Cam Capone. She can for show... Maybe. I would... I would...

Suicide in the building? She's... for show going to go on drink she gonna she's gonna be on drinks with jinks pretty soon for show oh I love that shout to my dog jinks okay um how about this shout out to all the jort wears

love one in the building OG oh g suicide how many pairs of jorts you got at home you fuck with the jorts jean shorts yeah nice he's a different type of own In the summer, though, Dickie shorts and shit?

Diggy shorts are cool. How low you wear them, though? How much leg you're shown? They're low, yeah. Six inches below the knee. Past the knees. And no flip-flops. No, no flip-lops.

No sandals, no mandals. Cedipi. You ain't doing no flip-lops? You ain't doing slides? Tell them how mad on got on me. I got on. A bunch of bloods were hollering at me at the fucking, that, the no cap show.

Shout to my power. Almost got packed up, I found some sandals on. Oh, y'all were in a public space. They hit me immediately about him. Yeah, see. I'm showing the world how comfy I am. That's very comfy. Yeah.

Anyway, oh, okay. Frowned upon in the land. Did you guys see the incident that happened with Blueface and Creshawn here that is coming out tomorrow? No, I did not see it. Tomorrow or maybe Thursday? And we have a separate vlog where you get to actually see what happened. And I'm not going to describe. everything so that people actually watch it.

It was nuts. They had a dragger kicking and screaming out of here. For what? You know, the TV didn't get broke? You saved the TV? It doesn't, like, have any visible damage? I really want to watch this right now. Badly.

Bro, it's nuts. Can we say why they, why she got upset or no? Yeah, this is a little bit mysterious, but. Wait, who was doing the interview? Gina and Sharp. what you think she was mad about Gina no I don't know I think you're right sharp sharp yeah I wasn't gonna say it

it made sense why did I guess Gina I don't know no you're right that was it because I haven't watched the full interview I just watched like the vlog but it's amazing because we have all the security camera footage and stuff we need to have cameras in here too so that that footage would be hell of useful at times so is it safe to say that blue face was on sharp side during this in exchange.

Yeah, he basically wanted to finish the interview alone, and that's how the whole thing... I kind of feel like he's always like that. He's just like, let her do her thing. I'm about to just do this. He just basically just gets her out of there partway through. But then the crazy part of her is that she just comes back totally normal, like 20 minutes later.

And sits in an interview? And just sits in an interview next morning. It's wild, bro. He's living a wildlife. She a gremlin. I'm telling you, I told you out from the start. The box's probably crazy. Something's got to be done.

To die for. No, no, that that box is literally like a motherfucking Chinese finger torture, super tight device from the dark ages that you will never emerge from. Once you go in there, you're just stuck for life. So you're going to holler if blueface and her break up, basically. He going down a rabbit hole. Literally. I agree.

It's probably fire. We'll say that. It's got to be. it's amazing that they're still together after what happened here that's gonna be one of the wildest things we dropped in a nigga they got a whole show together where they just going at it so you see the new criticism in the media is that zeus is basically like profiting

off of a domestic abuse situation do you buy this I mean there's always going to be fucking companies that come that do this shit because I mean look what jerry springer was doing yeah but i think in retrospect Despite a lot of people think what Jerry Springer was doing was kind of fucked up too, right? Yeah, what Jerry Springer was doing was exploitative. But to be fair, you didn't see like dudes and their ladies too often fighting each other.

Normally it would be women fighting over a dude, dudes fighting over a bitch. Jerry Springer felt fucked up at the point where it went from people fighting once in a while to where it was obvious that the point of the show was for them to fight. And it felt super fake. just set up. It started to feel like WWE by the time. Wasn't the movie called Ringmaster, I believe? Yeah. About Jerry Sprang?

Yeah. It was like a Jerry's is, yeah, ringmaster, I think. And basically before World Star, it was Jerry, Jerry. That was literally like the war cry anytime you saw it. Dang. I know. That's some of the best marketing ever is that people started yelling World Star during fights, which World Star didn't come up with that or anything.

People just started doing it. And everybody thought it was the funniest thing ever. Well, they had the fight. about now. It's like, why was that so funny? They had the fight compilations and it was said at the beginning, World Star. But they started doing that at the, or after a while, at first, they would just post fights one by one.

So you would look at fucking World Star and it would just be nonstop, just death and destruction. But then they started to kind of compress it into that's crazy. World Star used to be booming. RIPQ and shouts to the mayor of Cincinnati himself, Jerry, motherfucking Springer. He's still with us, right?

Yeah. What's he doing now? Probably just rich, chilling. That fool's posted. We got to get him on here. Absolutely. I think Vlad did. Or did he?

Steve Wilco's still going strong. Yeah. Think about like all the people from. Didn't something happen with him? Yeah. He had some allegations. Yeah. Yeah. Allegations that his head was too shiny?

No, he got some shit. He, he's going to be on that app. Really? That's what they're saying. Be on that app. What the fuck? The EDP app?

You don't want to be on the dead app. Wow. Hey, I know, I think we like tried to talk about this a few weeks ago, but I don't think we actually got deep into it. Like, do you feel like EDP said they had like stage five cancer or some shit? EDP 4 for five for those who don't know, basically a fat fuck who at one point basically got caught trying to fuck a 13 year old off of Instagram. Wasn't it multiple times? I think there were, yeah, there were multiple different occasions where people either like tricked him or or he was caught talking to something in their age or whatever. But this particular situation was some like pedophile.

Hunter type dudes, right? And so they, you know all about this, right? You know, he got caught up, basically got blacklisted from the internet after that. His YouTube channel got deleted and everything. But somehow he's been able to thrive on TikTok and shit. He has like half a million followers on TikTok doing crazy views on everything he posts. I don't understand if it's like people hate watching or if it's like he genuinely has a fan base these days. But either way, and I don't know if he was trolling when he said he had stage 5 cancer.

but, you know, how do we think about this? Are you, like, rooting for him to die because of his past deeds? Or do you feel like it's as distasteful as he may be that, you know, through him potentially dying, you're just going to stay mom on? I don't wish death on anybody, but I don't feel bad for the nigger. That the day carry on. Yeah, I don't want anybody to die. however I have no desire to consume any piece of content that dude ever makes but if he I haven't actually looked at the TikTok so I actually don't know what he's

talking about on there but I mean the world without EDP is probably a better place right so definitely a safer place for kids the world without him is like it's also like a world without EDD you feel me like what erectile dysfunction disorder oh I thought you talking about or the EDD pandemic scams yeah yeah yeah how about saying no bring that back yeah Draw that connection for me. EDD and EDP? Right. So like a world without EDP is like a world without EDD.

They both can get the fuck up out of here. Oh, okay. Fair enough. Word play. Yeah, I don't know. I wonder what's going to happen with the EDP thing. And do you think it should be allowed on TikTok? Hell no.

No. I don't think that they're going to delete him for his past deeds, though. I think they would only delete him for the stuff he does on platform. If it was still musically, he got to go. But actually, you know. Musically. They delete a lot of porn stars on there who don't really post anything pornographic.

It's like they delete them just for I don't know. Kids be on there so much. Like, I don't want my kid to scroll and see porn stars. Well, what's it going to take to it? Because they fucking start researches and shit. What's it going to do you want to EDP either? How do you alert the Chinese government

about the fact that EDP is thriving on their app? Like, do you think that they would care? Maybe if you go there and get a meeting with TikTok. How much? They have U.S. offices. How much is he thriving on the app, though? It's half a million or some shit. Maybe more.

I don't know. I've seen that a while ago. It says a lot about TikTok that they're, they, they, they, de-platform things that are, like, pretty docile, but they're going to allow, like, an actual known, multiple count sexual predator to just have free range on that motherfucker. Do you think they would not allow R. Kelly on there? They definitely wouldn't allow him on there. R. Kelly's not even allowed to walk outside.

If R. Kelly, he was allowed to drop an album, though. If R. Kelly got a phone and started updating from prison. on TikTok, that would be some good content. Be interesting for sure. Would you follow, though, or you just watch from afar? I'm not right. Is following supporting? Following is for show supporting.

I guess. All right, what else you guys are going on? I have one topic left, but I'm going to put it on you guys. What do you got going on? Got me there. You have nothing? Not one thing in the past week that you want to talk about. Oh, well, I just started doing like community game

and I did that for I came here. What's that? I was playing video games with the people and shit. That shit was cool. Call of Duty today. Are you any good? I had a little rough start at the end.

I kept getting the first place. It was dope as hell. Yeah. That's cool for you because wasn't that like you really wanted to do streaming a while ago before you got popping and you started with gaming, right? So it's kind of like a 360 for you,

but now you actually have a built-in audience and people that want to fuck with you. So it's just... It was cool. You know, just talk to the people. and shit. I fuck with that. Fuck all that.

I want to know how the movie premiere went. You feel me? Oh, that shit was dope, man. How much are you in the movie? Because I've seen a screenshot from a kid that took a photo in the theater. About like 15 seconds, and my song is a minute and 30 seconds in there.

So that was a nice little... Are you a bully again? Not a bully. I'm arguing my baby mom in the movie. You got the baby daddy burberry on, right? You know, it's crazy? I really bought a burberry for that. And it was like, you can't use this.

Oh, yeah? And they gave me something that looked identical with that shit. Wow. She was dope, though. That's fire. Got to show my kid, you know what I'm saying?

She was watching. Even the credits, like at the end where they see the name and shit, very proud of that. You know what trip me out and speaking of a kid

is that my girl pointed out the other day that Parker says Daddy's song. This is Dadda's song about one of the songs off the Drake and 21 album. 21, can you do something?

The gayest song of the album. Right, but my girl asked me, she goes, why does, why does Parker keep saying that's your song? You listen to that song a lot or anything? I'm like, no. And then I remembered that there was like, because me and my girl, almost everything we do with my kid is like together, right? So, but there was one time where my girl had to do something like a month ago and I took her to the fucking playground for like three hours and was listening to that fucking album right when it came out. Like actually a couple months ago. And to my kid, like she remembers that from like three months later.

I listen to this song one time around her, and it's like still stuck in her head that dad I listens to that song. 22, can you do something for me? Will she inherit the 22 name? Parker 22. Something weird happened. When I weird happened on my kid, my son,

I got pink eye the other day. All bad. Yeah, that shit was bad. Do you think someone was farting on his face? No, I took him to Chuckie cheese. The ball pit?

Don't even have ballpits no more Chuckie cheese. For real? The ones I've been to. Why not? I don't know. COVID restrictions. but I've been to like three that I didn't see no ball pit. Really?

But they're still like that place is just like teeming with bacteria regardless. That's just bad. But he got it like, it was very bad. And if it wasn't from our girl like noticing it because I left for a little bit, I left them with my mom for like maybe 30 minutes and he fucking pointed the chewies out to her. So she gave him two chewies for some reason. So you have all these little clumps of chewies on the couch when I come home.

I'm like, mom, why would you give him the chewies? So he's like diving head first jumping around on the couch And my girl was like Something's in his eye So I'm thinking like he probably got some chewy in his eye You know what I'm saying? So wipe that off And she's like no

I think something is wrong with it I'm like anything wrong with his eyes just a chewy And I see it and it started clumping up again I was like oh no So just immediately took him to the urgent care And shout out to the urgent cares out here They fucking fast as hell Like I was in there probably 50

minutes before they seen my son, gave him the drops, and they was like, yeah, it was pink eye. But maybe two hours after I left, my son's eyes looked like somebody beat the shit out of him. Really? It was so swollen. Like, it was sad.

They give you the pills or whatever, and I felt like it went away pretty quick. No, it is already gone, but I was just taking the way. I was like, fuck. What's it? His mom going to be hot. What's a chewy? It's like a candy, right? You don't know what it's... Oh, you? I didn't...

Oh, it's like a... It's like a granola bar kind of. Oh, one of those things. Yeah. It looked like that was in his eye? Well, it's like, it was, it was similar. The consistency. Yeah, not the consistency, but the, like, the color.

When I had that Schwab in my dick, the swab in my dick, I thought. Charles Schwab. Well, I thought a good name for me would be Brendan Schwab. Because I had a swab in my penis hole. Okay, thanks a lot. It's always back to the cock, huh? Yeah. Oh, he's back to the cock.

But pink eye is a hell of a thing. Yeah, because people always make the same joke about you getting farts in your face. I mean, yeah. But look, the same time that my son, we was taking him to urgent care, my sister picked up my daughter, and my daughter and my sister ended up getting stuck in the elevator.

They said for almost an hour. So my daughter's texting me. So I'm like, what the fuck is going on with my kids today? With pink eye in the elevator? No, no. My son had pink eye. My daughter was with my little sister. They went to get something to eat,

and they got stuck on the elevator. but that was crazy. For a hell of longer. They said like almost an hour. Oh, that fire department had a- bro. I'm literally having a panic attack if that happens. I've had that happen before.

How long you've been stuck in an elevator? I was stuck in one in Estonia for like a half hour or one time. Oh, if I'm in a crucial foreign land and they're, oh, man. I was with like 10 BMX dudes in a fucking elevator and there's this dude catfish, the fucking friends with from back in the day. And he would always do the same stupid fucking thing as when you get an elevator. He would jump up and down like to, fuck with you and make you think that it was going to stop.

But sure enough, when you're with like 10 people in the elevator and you're in this old ass city in Europe, the elevators are probably garbage. The thing actually did stop and the fire department came. Remember that one day, that fight that I had on my story, y'all put on no jumper. I told you all to take down. Not really. You don't remember at the fucking, I was at a hotel. And it was like bottles getting thrown and all that shit.

Oh, that crazy-ass rooftop part. Any of your homies go down for that or what? Nothing, but Oh, anyways. No, but that same day, we were like on an elevator. It's like 30 people on the shit, bro. And that shit said, bang! Right.

Nigger, we was stuck for probably almost an hour. People start freaking out. Trying to get away from the fight? No, nigga, we're on the elevator. This is like before the fight happened. Oh, you're on your way there. We're on the way to the fucking party because you've got to go on the rooftop. It's at the W.

So we're stuck on a fight. fucking elevator. We all happy like, damn, we finally got out of here. As soon as you get out of there, then you see the fucking fight happen and then the police and everything coming shit too, so that was crazy. I'm not super adduced about confined spaces. Nah, I don't fuck with that. Yeah. I think that would probably be the worst way to die.

Ugh. Like to be like. Suffocation. Suffocation. And what if you have to piss? That's a big part of it. I'm just taking a piss. I don't, I'm a piss on some girls high heels.

For shell, I'm pissing on the ground. Imagine? Because what are you going to do? Like, would you rather, would you rather pee your pants or would you rather try? try to like pee into like the little edge between the floor and the door and try to get it to go down. I'm definitely not peeing in my pants. I'm avoiding that. So you think peeing on the ground's better?

Yeah. As soon as one person pisses, then you might as well all piss. And then you're going to be all sitting in a shallow river of piss. Oh, man. See, this is why I can't do these. There's going to be one girl on the fucking elevator who's going to freak out on you so bad for pissing in the elevator. If it's like two or three stories nine times out of ten, I'm trying to hit the stairs anyway. But if you're stuck, though

Get a little cardio in. Because I've been stuck on there where it like drops kind of below And they have to open that shit up You can't do it from the inside. That's all bad. Did you guys scope what happened with AC and DDG on the stream?

I was on there with them. Oh, you got on there afterwards? Uh-huh. Or during it? That's when we set up the fight shit afterwards. But you talked to DDG on the stream? Yeah, I talked to him before that. And it was all fine?

Nick, I talked to this man on the phone. Oh. Because AC called me because Remo was watching the stream and clipped it. And I do think he screwed up a little bit because he said, he titled it like, DDG says that he would beat the shit out of OT Genesis. And when you actually watch what he's talking about,

he didn't say nothing like that. He like talks about the OT shit briefly. And then he's clearly like reading the chat, like responding to the chat. And he's like, man, how I'll beat you all motherfuckers up? It's like, it was pretty obvious that like if he was talking about OT, he would have said like,

I would beat his ass up. not like he's talking to the chat and mind you I'm at the premiere I'm in the theater I get the text and Remo he's like I got some breaking news about the drop and I'm like he sends me to OT shit I'm like I know that this shit ain't like that right so like you know as soon as I leave um I hit up OT and I listen to it I say man I ain't saying no shit like that he was like all right because he he wouldn't even know it was weird because act calls me on the thing and for some reason ddg can't hear me and I'm having the whole conversation with act no he can hear you and he can He could hear act, but he couldn't hear me.

So I don't know if he ever, like, watched it back or whatever. But meanwhile, that Instagram post made it look like we're, like, waging an anti-DG campaign because that shit was so clear. I mean, I can see why it will look like that. Yes. I feel like we need to, like, look, I feel like it's really important for No Jumper to be a credible news source, particularly in, like, the world of hip-hop. 22 was a bad year.

We got to be on top of game as far as it. And then, too, like, I feel like, I think you should have interview DDG again if you'll do it. maybe we could get suicide to get us on the couch and we could cry it out let it out loved one I'm super down it's just like it's really just an issue of probably one of us reaching out it probably would need to be me since I'm the one who said something that offended him I reach out Adam are you capable of tears yeah yeah sure when's the last time you cried did you cry Tony die yeah is that that's the last time you cried yeah watching the Asian doctor put him down in front of me no I get fucking I get uh I get uh that's terrible I got

I got to be Asian. The Asian. I mean, the doctor. So hate feels right there. I don't know. He has glasses and he was Asian and he just came in my house all quiet and just stuck a needle in my cat and just made him go to sleep. And it was just weird. It's nothing to do with him being Asian.

It's just like the only thing I remember about him. There's a video, I think, of him taking his last breaths. I don't know if I actually ever posted it. But, uh, I want to see that. So what makes you cry? Uh, honestly, shit with. people and their kids makes me cry. Like anything like seeing like like a, you know,

the show I keep talking about alone that I watch where they have to go away for a couple months and like live in the fucking wilderness and just like seeing them reunite with their kid afterwards. I have like consistently fucking cried multiple seasons in a row watching this just like making me think about how much I care about my kid and shit and it just clobbers me over the head emotionally. Every time I graduation for my fucking daughter. Yeah.

Like I remember her fucking. first time I seen her cheerily and I'm in there like that hits me every time but what does she feel like? Because she doesn't get it right? She probably just thinks you're weird. She ain't seen it.

Oh, she didn't see it. Nah. But what about tears of sadness? I'm not asking you what that was because I don't, you don't need to die dig that deep but I'm just curious. For me, homies.

Yeah, yeah. You seem more emotional. But I'm numb to that shit now. Like, I just recently had like a close home home boy die and it's very sad, but I was just like, like, you're so, you know it's crazy. Me and you had that talk before it too.

It's like, yeah, you're so used to bad shit happening. And I try not to think like that no more, but you kind of like get ready for shit like that to happen. Yeah, because I'm not going to lie. Like, that's another thing that I've definitely cried a bunch of times in my adult life is like just when people die. But definitely I've lost a lot of people where I didn't cry. And I always kind of feels weird to know. not have that moment of just like really allowing yourself to be sad. But sometimes there's just so many motherfuckers dying that you just kind of like,

it just happens and you just kind of end up moving along with your life a little too quickly. I'm a super, I'm like weirdly numb when it comes to certain shit, just like AD you was saying, but I'm also like an emo-ass bezy that will like cry if there's not, if Popeye started, yellow besy. White bezy.

Jewish bezy. Jeezy. Young Jeezie. Old Jeezie. If, if, like, Popeyes is out of business, I'll cry. Like, for real, for reals?

No, but. If Popeyes won out of business, I would buy Popeyes, because I have so much faith in the, let me ask you. In the future of that business. When you were partaking in, you know, the drug rings and shit,

did you ever get emotional cry? The drug rings. I don't know. Selling, selling weight made you cry. Well, um, selling a Charlie Sheen. I've always been... Did you really?

Yeah. Well, that's lit. Yeah. I fuck some girls that he fucked. It was just kind of scary. There's nothing good to brag about it. No, yeah, it's definitely not that cool, but... We almost...

We almost shared a bill, like, doing blow, and then, like, that same week found out that he had... The hive. He had that HIV with cheese. Yeah, I tweeted back in the day about how I fucked the same girl as him, and then it came out that he had AIDS, which I already knew. Does he have AIDS or does he have HIV? I don't know.

What's the difference? It's a difference. I'm not aware. He's got supersized HIV. Me and Charlie Sheen were probably at similar places in our life at that moment. We're doing equal amounts of Coke and stuff. He in between two and a half men as well. There's no way.

Bro. Bro, like that full Charlie Sheen winning. The amount of tail he's crawled through. Come on. Let's keep it a stack. That fool is married to Denise Richards. And I think a lot of people that watch this pod might not understand the gravity that holds or what a piece she was back in the day.

But that's like, as far as Snow Bunny's, I was like Iggy back then. You remember Denise Richards? No. You do, right, Josh? Should we look her up? Look up wild things, Denise Richards. Oh, I used to jerk off to that movie when I was in like eighth grade.

Okay, that's what I'm talking. That's her. That's shorty. That's not even, those aren't good examples. This is like her now. That's like recent. Look up wild things, Denise Richards. Oh, yeah.

You know what's crazy? She kind of reminds me of what's it going now? she's like the new Denise did Margaret Robbie Margo Robbie yeah she got What a babe Yeah we were definitely We were definitely

Yo I still can like remember How hard my dick was Beating off to that in high school We were sick fuck We're doing a lot of high velocity tugging I was just keeping it to the foul wow bro Hey uh How do y'all feel about the death of the Monday show

Um I think that it's they pulled the trigger it wasn't me I think about him he was part of it you cancel this nigger no I didn't do it no they it was dude it was Gina's idea Gina wanted to do that and what do you what do you think was the driving

force behind that I didn't really get to the bottom of that I think that Gina is more into doing the interviews I don't think she was really getting a lot I don't think it was really fun for her doing the Monday show at a certain point in reality she didn't even want to do it to begin with that was Flacco's show and then she was kind of asked to join And she was never, she never felt like it was her show.

She was never dictating the direction. She would like, you know, want to do production meetings and all that and be super into it. And maybe the energy wasn't being reciprocated. I know suspects got his own, you know, he's got his own ideas and he's trying to get his own thing launched. Me, I had a lot of fun doing it. But I'm more excited now about all the cool stuff that's in the canon for no jumper.

And Monday night's got a lot more potential, I feel like now. The Monday restructuring. is currently underway, yeah. I feel like it's a, it's been like a kind of, it's a tough time slot for no jumper. Nothing's worked out as of yet on Monday. We would have had a nice start to our Monday night content if this person did not get COVID.

I was used for that, but you feel me? Oh, one of the porn stars got COVID. We don't make it make sense though at some point, right? Like, or once those people fly back. But you know where it is the other thing, though, too, is that it's like doing live stuff. Like we're doing the news live every day and then we have a bunch of pods that we always do live But I don't really like have that much of a desire to do everything live because YouTube is getting so fucking strict that it's like when we upload shit

It's it's it's just so fucking hard to get I think people enjoy the live aspect of it though I know but it just it's as a business it sucks dick sometimes it's a lot though It's a lot of live content Yeah even though me and Josh we were talking when we were talking about me and do know the other day and Yuri that shit was fun as well. Hey, can you bring up the donations as well? Because this guy just donated $100 and said,

read my don't know before I file a dispute. And I don't even know what he's talking about. This is what I get. I open the chat so rarely on these Tuesdays, but I should do it more often, at least to check out the donos and everything. But, um, yeah, I don't know. I almost feel like just boycotting like the live element and just being like,

yeah, let's just record everything in advance. Just because then you can actually like, like edit the swears out or edit whatever out and get it monetized and shit. Because like literally if like if we do an interview that gets like a million views or like 1.5 million views, I mean the difference between that thing having no ads and having a significant amount of ads is like ridiculous. Well, look, I'm going to need y'all both to keep it a full stack in these streets real quick. All right? Did you all enjoy the Monday show?

I don't watch it. I don't know if I've ever seen it. I see the couple. No, but I fuck it all y'all on the show. I mean, that's not what I'm asking. But to be, but to be fair, I don't watch nothing like, like back like that. Did that dude? Hey, so why?

He didn't even done it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I have an update. Why? Let's leave auntie hanging. She says she hungry.

Pete game. Hey, listen. Your execution to get it for laws. Execution after. She just. Bye. No. Auntie.

She won a, ace girls, man. No, check in. What did you do to her? Ladies night. I gameed her up super tough on ladies' night. But I didn't want to... We talked a couple times, like, on text and stuff, but I never...

Just because, like, motherfuckers been busy. But I will say this. Today, conversation has been reignited. I was very proud of Lush, the way he spit. Really? Did his thing. So they just allowed you to shoot your shot there? It was like an open platform for you to shoot your shot.

You gotta think about it. It was about to be two-for-two. First house phone, then was going to be lush. Yeah, I got to see. What the fuck you're talking about? But she a dope-ass person, so I fucks for sure to you. I'll see, man, cool, cool person. I probably knew her since high school.

So this guy donated $5, seven hours ago and just got his question read during the middle of this. Read my dono before I file a dispute. But the motherfucker. That's the don't know. The last don't know before that was a $10 super chat from Jugstar that said, Adam, what advice you have for a beginner porn star? What advice do you have? I feel like I answered this a million times.

Yeah, you did. Keep your dick hard. If you are like way above average in penis size And if you are in really good shape And you're really good performance wise Dick wise then you should find one hot chick That will let you film with her Put in work film it

And that's your resume And then you can go try to move on to other girls from there Well they might they might just throw you in a gang bang Make you guy number eight It's low pressure I feel like but then you're just like There's a lot of dick comparison going on when there's just like dicks everywhere.

Yeah, but if you're going to be a male porn star, you're going to have to be able to keep it hard around eight random fucking dudes with boners, which a lot of people can't. That's part of the game. If they're without boners, me being around eight dudes seems like it'd be difficult to be arousal. I think you'd love it.

I don't know. Maybe on a Monday. Is that what we're going to do now on Monday? Oh, you can go live on the no jumper gaming and we just have girls chew on your nuts. Sounds amazing. Just drape your balls on people's faces. Speaking of my language,

sir. I think it's a solid idea. I know I signed that contract for a reason. Yeah, they got you. You sold you. So I'm juiced. Yeah. Anyway,

we got anything else talk about? I got a piss bad. Oh, look, his thing. Ad, how much I got to donate

on community to get an interview? I love that he gave us $200 to ask you that question. For an interview? Probably like $200. No. We don't be doing interviews

on community. You'd be having guests. No, we have guests, but it's more like homeboys and we just vibing and shit. But I've heard somebody, I forget if it was Destiny or somebody else in that sort of like commentary space basically say that like if somebody donates like 500 bucks, that they'll just like let somebody come on the stream and say whatever they're trying to say. And they'll just like give it a shot, which I forget if it was Destiny or Mr. Girl or somebody. I'm down for that like, you know, like maybe like on like video chat or something. 500 bucks you'll let somebody talk to you on community for a half hour I'll give you one you could do it for free just join a community game and

where you're playing uh you know call a duty or something I'll let you talk to me and get your shit off like well what if someone pays you $500 comes on the stream when they're like hire it like okay you do that um yeah I'm not going to show Josh yeah not that Josh won't be feeling it bro the other day I listened to Richard Spencer and Mr. Girl do interview mr. what a combo Mr. Girl, rap's okay, guys. You think the world's a better place now that he's not on YouTube? I mean, I didn't know who he was before that interview,

and I don't know who he is now, other than he said rape was cool. But he hates Destiny now, so I don't know if I can really fuck with him. Wait, Destiny fucks with that guy? They used to be cool. Destiny don't seem like he's rocking with that, dude. I can't see that. I was just playing, this Yadell's a guy said. I was just playing for real.

I don't want an interview. I donate to Fig immunity. Fig mutiny. All the time. you all entertain me let's go thank you bro appreciate that you're Dale what's this guy saying thanks you Dale Josh what up shout out to a Quincy as well shout on Josh shots of love versus less what's that your new porno you got coming he said he shouted out the gang one time oh okay okay all right I'm good I'm tired you I'm not doing content tomorrow and then I'm doing

like four interviews on Thursday. So let's get it. Here we are. Everybody at home, what do we want to tell them to do? Go follow the no jumper TikTok. Go follow the plug talk show on TikTok and Adam 22 on TikTok. TikTok. TikTok is everything. TikTok is life. And then, you know, subscribe to the channel and everything. If you're not yet, et cetera. Should I make a TikTok? What the hell should I do on there? Yeah. But to be honest, like, it took me years to like figure it out to figure out like how to do well on there i need to like hire someone young and cool before you even think about updating your ticot get ticot and spend like

an hour a day just scrolling through the feed and just seeing what's on there and and you have to like it has a nice algorithm the algorithm is extreme it's the methamphetamine of algorithms you're speaking my language it's not like you know how you tweet something and you just feel like a thousand people are going to see it or like you know how many follows on Twitter you got like 29,900 but don't when you tweet something don't you feel like a very small percentage of them are going to see it tiny yeah but on tic-tok it's like even tinier percentage are going to see it unless it does well in the algorithm and then maybe a million people will see it's weird like gambling i pose some hat shit on there and it went crazy i don't know why but is

that your only thing on there No, it was like a couple things, but I post another had thing and it did. Yeah, so many people have that experience of like posting a TikTok, getting a couple hundred thousand views and then all their other TikToks do like 200 views. Isn't like, but Duno's super good at it, right? Duno knows what he's doing on there. He's definitely got to get fan base on it. For me, that man on the street shit that we're doing at Avians has just been going absurd. I'm right now looking at a plug talk, TikTok that has eight million views that we got while we're out there.

And that's crazy that like, y'all, I guess you edit everything else so there's no real like. You got to edit this so much. You can't smoke, you can't show weed, you can't show a cigarette, you can show a beer. You can't like anything. And that's another thing that's another thing that's like tuning my brain towards not swearing is that whenever I'm doing anything for TikTok, I think so much about not swearing. The algorithm, bro, it's fucking us up. You see that Joe Button added Melissa Ford and Queens Flip. Queens Flips.

That's right. That's right. They have six people on Mike. Shout to my dog, Flip. That's what said. Actually makes me want to listen to it just so I can. how they get along. And Melissa Forrest, she was doing her thing.

She was doing her thing with Jason Lee after that time. Are you actually going to become a consistent listener? I mean, if it's good content, yeah. But you have to actually listen to find out. Shots a buddy. That's a big investment to click on a two-hour podcast. I like when he's flip, though. So that makes you more likely to check it out?

Yeah, because he's, I want to see what the fuck he got to talk about. Especially because you just, I just want to see what the chemistry is with six people because it could very easily be a fucking. Yes. Oh. It could very easily be like a fucking complete and total mess realistically, you know? And you told me Button shouted me out on y'all interview. So that's love for him.

Well, I was actually very disappointed in our Reddit as well as the Joe Button Reddit because me and Joe Bunn did his amp show, right? And so we had like a really good in-depth conversation for over an hour. And then I was just assuming that somebody would be recording it and would put it up on YouTube or the Reddit. Nothing. And we had a lot of really, we were talking about sex play. We were talking about white dude humor versus black dude humor. Lots of stuff. He got mad at me for, like, joking around too much about Dana White and his wife and stuff.

And then... No one recorded it? I didn't see it anywhere. Me and Wayne, no dead one, too. There was only, like, I think I only saw, like, 350 people watching when I was watching it. So I guess it's not that surprising that nobody recorded it. And maybe they make it hard to screen record. I was going to go live on Twitch while I did it.

But then I was like, eh, somebody else will record it. Damn. You usually only do poker? But it doesn't archive anything. But if I had recorded it, then I would still have it, but it would have been pretty annoying. They got young boy shit, though. Yeah, exactly.

I thought I was quick. I thought me plus Joe Bunnan was as important as young boy. Turns out, not even close. Just a fucking swab in a dickhole. Brendan Schwab couldn't hold it down. All right. I'm good. Let's get it.

Little John and make your bitch get low and put, when she put a swab in my dickhole.