No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 183 Pt 2

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

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How was your jacket got nothing on it? That's what I'm saying, man. Bro. That thing is it. Hey, you can see that, you can see that from a mile away. That nigga, well, he got it so slow. He's like, you motherfucker. No, no, no, don't try to play me.

I really feel like I didn't get it. Bro, bro, my head was down. Because as soon as he said that, I was like, oh. That's just on my pants, man. I don't even know what that. I know. We lie.

We lie. We're back, y'all. He flinched first. He flinched first as soon as he seen me stand up. And that gave him. me an extra second to take the cup. Then Tone literally Tone fucking appeared out of nowhere.

Yeah, Tone came. Tone came ten minutes before that. He looked at me, bro, and I'm like this. I'm like, it's good. That fool's like shadow cat from the X-Men. But if we include the Atlanta mall cup fight, there's like, there's a house phone cup. Yeah, compilation coming in the future.

If anybody has any more, this could be a running gag. Oh, my God. And, of course, it's the thought you used to work at. The one day I had a jamba juice. I've never had a jamba juice on the pot. It would have been way more viral if I took it to the face. Pause. Pause.

Was that a strawberry surf rider? No, I was a motherfucking mango madness. My pants is in school. Damn it. I got it on my own self. I don't understand how I did that. My shit. Nah, but look.

All right, listen, y'all. So basically, you know what I'm saying? Shit got heated, bro. shit got heated and me and Adam went to went outside he was about to squabble for a little for a this thing is like you want to talk

I'm like Adam get the fuck away from me you were like if you come over here I'm a fire on you and I'm like I hope he's talking about punching me and not some Torrey Lane shit The way you said to what I'm gonna punch you and I was like I don't walk away I know I said talk though you sounded kind of aggressive

like no I didn't even know you was behind me I was just trying to keep the conversation going I was like well we're off camera now I guess we could probably fight better than we were on camera. Yeah, no, I didn't know you was even behind me. So that's why I was like, nigga, if you come over here, you're getting fire.

I meant fire like punch. I thought about it. I'm like, I could go either way. Either way, I'm just going to walk away. Well, regardless, I wasn't about to pop you, bro. You thought Houseman was going to up the pole? What the fuck? I mean, I'd have been amazing.

He's a drill rapper. Yeah, man, but. We just did about 40, 40 minute off camera podcast, just so that people know. The best, no, jumpers show in months. Yeah, it was just, I mean, I wouldn't have cared if we had that combo on camera or not, but maybe it needed to be had off-camera.

And I do want to say, I apologize for mentioning anything about your mom on the funeral or whatever. It's just honestly, like, in that moment, I was just struggling for anything I could say to express the fact that I really do care about you as a person and that I didn't, you know, whatever. That's what I was trying to say there,

and I apologize for bringing up her name at all. And you know what? I'm going to never downplay you on that, bro. Like, that shit helped me out. a lot in that moment you don't even understand bro like i was in the bank struggling trying to figure out how i was going literally move my mom's body from the hospital to the mortuary when you send me that text and send me that bread i'm gonna never downplay you on that bro it's just the fact that got the thing that got me mad is you saying that you paid for the funeral

and that just wasn't true it's like you said that what i was saying wasn't true about you doing it on purpose is the same same sentiment over general I apologize. Timing and tone play a lot into it as well. And tone. And tone. But yeah.

Yeah. No joker is like I can't even imagine. Crazy company. Social media is like right now, but. I literally, I walked in the office. This fool fucking Josh had a almighty suspect's lean cup full of pepto-bismal.

He's so stressed out full like. Josh is like literally. For sure. He's brother. I don't think that he was really doing it. Every day. Yeah, it's crazy. Sorry, Josh.

Josh, man. I'm just glad we've gotten to this point. This is what I've been waiting for was the fact that you guys were able to sit down and talk this all through because... Adam shouldn't have been so scary and cancel the damn show last week. Well, for the record, we were supposed to do it just me and you.

Which, that would have been crazy. What? If we had just... Hell no, you probably got whooped on. I would have been way worse, God. Because me and him were having that way. Way worse. Probably like 10 minutes. Yeah, definitely.

Probably 10 minutes before we were supposed to go live. And I was like, this is do it just us. And he was like, all right. And then like two minutes later, you're like, actually, no. But no, never mind. So that would have been. Basically, the combo that we just had off camera was the combo you were trying to have before. True.

And I was here. I was here. I got here at 4.30. They told me you were getting a haircut for the record. So? We talked for like an hour before we went last. Yeah, we had a whole. I was right here in the other room playing videos.

I did say. Shout to S.O.C. I did say you want me to snatch phone. Ezel, you got me next? But you say he was getting a haircut. I was just like, oh, I've never interrupted someone in the middle of a haircut. It seems like unbelievably unfair to have like half their head looking good and half the head fucked up.

We could have, we could have, we could have worked it out. You're right. But I also was like, do we trust Enzo? Ezo. Ezo, sorry. Throw it, through an N-N-A. He's like an Italian guy. Isn't that a car?

Anyway, no. Anyway, no. But, yeah, yeah, exactly. No, but I accept her apology. My bad for throwing a drink on you. My fucking damn. That's your go-to.

What did you do? My wife, bookie. Bro, that shit was all over me. What the fuck? Look at my pants, look at my jeans. I just bought these. I just bought these today.

I needed another excuse to go to Northrooms. I just bought these today. Hey, page jeans, if you want to send something, send it. Or fashion Nova. No, I fucked over my deal, so they don't get anything. What'd you do? I'll talk about him. He's about you, too.

He's told that story like 10 times, isn't it? Yeah, fact. Main character's in John, not today. AD mediated me and Adam fucking... I was... I was... I was...

...tumbling, though, like, if there was, like, a ceremonial thing that I should do to just try to, like, emphasize this being water under the bridge. I got an idea. Hopefully, it's not as bad as what I was thinking. Get on all fours right now.

Let the house going to kick you in the ass. No, what? No. Why is that? That's not what I was thinking. No, that would be good content. Come on, let him do it. Not hard.

Like, you know, his leg fucked up anyway. The Dana White slap fights. I think that would mean a lot to them. I'm not saying I'm supposed to. Let him let you ready. Who me? Bro, let him kick you.

You're going to let him slap you? Kick in the butt. Let him kick you on the butt. That's the weakest thing I asked. Now, let him slap you. Let him do it. I don't want to slap you or kick you in the butt. No, kick us, man.

I was about the fire on you, really. Kick a. Man, imagine. He's about to let you do it. That whole thing could have been way different. Oh, let me kick him. Although I would have looked nuts if I started sweating. I probably does either way because I just took my jacket off.

And then I was like, never mind. I don't know. I was ready to go regardless. I was confused. This because my leg is fucked up. Don't mean my hands are fucked up. I believe, me. Ooh-hoo.

These hands are. You got to put that in the bar. It's coming. We all know. Oh, my God, bro. But, yeah, I mean, should we talk? about the hour combo that we had? I mean, people just, people, the last thing people saw,

where'd you cut it off at, Derek, Josh? After you got taken off, you just cut it. Yeah, definitely. You got Chrison rocked. Yeah, I definitely got rocked. I definitely got re-rocked. Very similar treatment. My boy got toned.

Yeah. I mean, you should, you should definitely, uh, hey tone more too. Hey, everybody. We already know what the 2020-23, uh, beef compilation is going to. All you got to do is bring up no jumper. Yeah. No, but we know we had the one already from last year. Yeah.

We got to start now, I guess. There's like the World Star fight compilations. Put that in the notes to not include that. Nah, that's for sure on. Bro, that got to be in one. That's for sure. Yeah. For at least for the month of January.

Yeah, why? And this is the last. Set the bar for the most of the moments. This is the last day of the month? And why is this month? Is it? Is it? It's also my son's birthday.

Happy birthday. son's birthday right now? Yeah, today. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Young Stro. Now, with that being said, L.A. resident for life.

Why has this month been jankier than the entire last year? I don't know about that. You don't feel like that. Well, you have a janky time because of the flakish shit, right? Didn't help. Yeah, that was a month.

That was a month before him. That was all this month, fool. This thing had been, that was this month, too? That was this month. And that, like, a couple weeks before I meant. And all that intel.

It's just so funny that phone was, Phone was literally calling me, like a concerned cousin, hitting my line. Like, it's going to be all right, lush. I'm like, everybody has their weeks. It's just your week this week. Yeah. Next week after that. I was trying to set up the boxing match.

Well, that is the thing that, like, really sucks is that I think. Was I down for the boxing? Especially right now, it's like, I think we've all seen how important it is that we move as a unit. Yeah. So that's why this shit sucks so bad is that, like, we already know better. you know and that somehow still this happened and gave us the absolute opposite effect I just want you to know that you know I'm I might not have been the best team member

before all is forgiven in the past all is forgiven I forgot about every single time you didn't show up let's just throw that out there clemency clemency I'm clear is clean slate this is the presidential you got immunity all right you're codeine black and I am oh my you're Trump Trump. Might not have been the best team, man. Yeah, no, I was just, you know, I was just saying I'm here for the gang, man. That's all I'm at it. That's all I was talking to me.

Talk about him, boy. I appreciate that. And, I mean, that meant something to me when we were sitting there, and I finally got a little bit of softness out of you. And you were just like, man, if I really hated you like that, I wouldn't be sitting here right now. No, that's right. Phone needs a raise. Phone needs a raise.

Phone needs a raise. Your name is usually contingent on showing up. But, I mean. You got a little bit of softness out of him. How about a little softness out of you? Fucker. This was arguing every fucking half sentence. Every fucking sentence.

I'm a litigator. Just know, I know jumber chain is on the way to be a high roller's chain. I traded that bitch in immediately. How do you trade in something? He has clemency. You melted it down? I traded it in. That's all you need to know.

How did you trade it in? You give it to a jeweler and yeah, they fit and melt it down. They fit to re-rocketed. They fit to re-rocketed. I support that. Whatever you need to do. you know what's crazy too I didn't pay for it on the first place

yeah there you go I didn't pay for it even there we go this gave it to me and then you took it and then you got it re-rocked in the first place because when I had it

it was terrible it was fucked up it was like you gotta hurt someone with this thing it was like ridge just fuck on the edges and shit but you know what

it was the hummy shout out my nigga Junior and Julia it was junior's first chain I think he ever made this is true then he came back re-rocked it

gave me better diamonds white gold yellow gold you know what I'm saying I was wearing it with pride I was betrayed by the captain.

So you hit him up like, hey, I hit him up immediately now. I feel like it would almost be less expensive to just get it made from scratch, right? Well, no, because they're going to take the cost. They got to make a new mold. They got to make it. No, it already had to make a mold either what.

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I was so scared. I was just sitting there. I didn't know what to do. You know it's coming. Josh, can we get a playback at the end, please? I have to see this. Can we? Please.

Are you putting it up on the screen? Please put it on the screen. Let everybody see this shit. This is amazing. I mean, they already seen, I mean. If they were watching. I'm sure there's no shortage of places. Is this going to be split up in the two episodes?

It's already on the channel. I wouldn't do that normally. How long was that like 30 minutes? I thought that's actually mad quick. That was like a lot. That was shorter than like the Kelpy phase, wasn't it? I know. That was longer than the...

In retrospect, Kelpie really should have been there. Or excuse me, Tone should have really been there for the Kelpy situation. Damn, bad podcasting phones on the phone. This is bad podcasting for us to be a reviewer. Look at my face. I already know. Look at my face. Oh, we got to leave it.

Never clean that wall. Oh, my God. Hey, look at how it's face right here. Memes are going to be stupid. Frame that. Check, check. Hold on. T.R.

Crazy is. T. T.R. Where are you at? Y'all back on live? Who's back on? What's you got to say? Y'all, y'all going back on?

We're already on. It just got back on. All right. That's good. T.R. What you got to say? Suicide in the building. We're going to use you earlier.

Oh, yeah. Nothing. Nothing happens. Hey, hold on. T. T.R. What did you say? Hey, bro, that that really was crazy.

I really hate that for us, bro. You feel what I mean? Like, that's really embarrassing for us. Oh, come on. Get it back in blood, bitch. See, Rao. We know it was embarrassing. We know it wasn't ideal, but it's okay.

I mean, come on, dog. The principal. What's he doing? This is not the energy we need. Oh. Oh, hey, Josh, they were? Oh, he hugged up. You hugged it.

He just shows up, gets messy real quick. Where's that? Oh, my fucking God, bro. Are you lost in the football shit? When's the Super Bowl? I don't know why he didn't. It's going to be a good one. Huh?

He should have Josh offered him double or nothing. Oh, really? Yeah, he can't tell a man out of bet. How much does T. Roe owe you? Cool, honey. But he owes a lot more collectively to the streets. Yeah.

Damn. The streets are coming to collect. What's up with this bad podcasting? I feel like I can't say anything about it, right? You can't say nothing today. So like take that gunshot to the leg. Yeah. I feel like I can't do it.

I wanted to see him kick you. I thought he was going to do it. Clemence. He said he was down to get slapped. This is crazy that. Well, I was kind of joking just because that's the new popular way of competing. Slap him. Slap him.

This is your new stag. You don't want to chant it. Chanting. He chants everything now. It's like you got your mind twisted from the live shows. I could just chant anything. Oh, here. Hit chew.

Hit you, hit chew. We were the Jamba Juice. Jamba Juice. Jamba Jambah. He didn't get a sponsorship after that. Nika, I worked there. I gave them some years in my life. That's the best.

Hey, Smacky, we're live. The Jambajus got since the Travis Scotts show. I lie. What's the narrative? What's the narrative? Smack. I just want to say, bro. We all we got, bro.

Don't let this shit fuck us up, dog. Made it back in blood. Man, you was dick riding that nigga really hard the other day, Smack. I'm not going to lie to you, bro. I thought he was fair. That was a crazy narrative, Smack. Just know he'll do it to you, too.

What's the crazy narrative? What's the narrative? Hold on, T.Rail, calling him, I'm putting him a three-way. I'm getting my bad podcasting off today. I don't go to fuck. Hold on. I'm about to merge you. Smack hung up.

What's up, T-Rail? I got one more thing to say. What? Man, I can't wait to throw a drink at ass me. Good luck, buddy. Oh, I hope he does. That, nigger... We can do all of that.

I'm telling all this shit on my head. I can spit on you. I can fire hold a nigga, and I can throw a drink out. Oh, I can't wait until I get, man. Listen, Mr. Skelton. I got a different response for you if that happens. I'm glad that niggas back out there, man.

Yeah, and man, that's how I think is... Hey, I ain't Frank Ocean Tiro. I'm going to get real nice. on me, Adam. I'm gonna beat your ass. I'm gonna take the, I'm up the pole on T. I want to see that jacket come off. Nika, Tone had me locked up. I couldn't even do nothing.

He was sorry. That nigga biggest one. You all, dude, man. Y'all do y'all thing. But yo, I just thought that, bro. That's going to be a narrative. People are going to think that I had Tone on deck like that on purpose. Tone was not in the fucking room.

Tone wasn't even in the room, bro. Well, they're going to think he was. No, he was right there. He looked at me. That's that football player. I was like that shit or something. He must have played football. He just stayed doing this.

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has smacked the there you goes off Adam and keep it up Thank God you picked up Smack the wood Thank you for your insight Oh he said smack the Birkenstocks off Oh the Birkenstock? You got to smack the burks off this thinger right now

I'm going to smack the surfboard out of you Yeah All right get back in blood So we can't just take everybody's tape Talk to it well I'm going crazy today Yeah We bad podcast in the day It's amazing

It's actually more fun. That seems fair to say. It's more fun. Sure I wish I was streaming right now. Ooh, man. What would you be saying if you were streaming? Oh, I'm going to say all type of shit. Do you think Remo clip that?

Such a ass. It's clipped. You know he's already. I'm not trying to smack Adam in the face like, you know, consensually. Academics said, IDK, if this is staged but W content. See, I told you, bro, everybody's going to think that shit. Should I call academics, too? Oh, my God.

No. Why can we just talk to each other? Hey, should we just tell everyone the truth? guys who just like that this whole month has been staged. That's actually that would be some great content. I don't know. I wish I thought of that earlier. Everything from the beginning was fake. All I know was don't put me in any of our storylines.

First, it all started with, um... Wait till the AD's storyline. It all started with the face. You don't see this motherfucker. Yeah, look, Remo didn't put it up. Nobody's going to work here anymore. You're going to be the star. Rimo didn't put it up. He's trying to be tasteful. It all started with the pre-stated. Rimo, put that motherfucker up. It's because it's Adam. Yeah, it's because it's the boss.

And all started with the pretend to classmates of Flacco that are actually just A-ed. And look at these fake narratives. No Jumper House phone. Throw soda at owner Adam 22. We'll drink soda around here. Somebody else said that I threw a coffee at you too. It did look like coffee.

It smelled like alcohol, but I don't drink alcohol. It was your drink. Yeah, I'm like, nigga, what do you mean? But it has like a... Do you think you spiked your drink? You spiked your own drink. I think it actually was sitting there for like 20 minutes. This great podcast right here.

Yeah, what the fuck is going on? Thank God we had that meeting earlier. He really instilled it. Yeah, yeah. You really stepped it up since then. Yeah. It's amazing. This nigga text me individually

Asked me to come in for the meeting I got here 30 minutes earlier than he asked me to And we had a meeting without you And he had a meeting with the fake info Lush told me he's getting a haircut I was like oh he'll come over after the haircut And I said I'll snatch him up Like AD

I wasn't trying to avoid meeting I actually wanted to How earlier you when I asked you I was like Do you get burnt out because you'd be doing all the other streams And whoop do whoop do you won't At least you got fast reaction And then you were like nah And then what did you just say five minutes ago?

I can't wait till I'm streaming. Bro, I'm joking. God damn. But that is, this nigga crazy. That's one of the main things that I see people call. All right, look, you're not getting no raised by doing that. That's one thing people call us out of them is like doing the stream and then talking about other content that we made or like business or whatever.

Like they want to hear us talk about our actual lives. And I was thinking about that because I was just listening to Joe Rogan and Lewis C. K talk. And they were talking about how the problem. They didn't they pull his dick out. That was a separate. incident. But the reason the things they were talking about though is just the fact

that if you're like a comedian and you stay on the road doing comedian shit 100 percent of the time and you don't have any time to be at home or like be a normal person, then it kind of becomes hard to be funny and like have good observations about life because you're just doing this comedian thing that's not really relatable or whatever. And so

that's why I'm just saying on this podcast as a general rule, I feel like they don't really care about hearing about our analytics or about, you know, like the business type stuff. That's one thing I see complain about a lot because they feel like you guys on at the end of the day kind of default to just talking about you no but they say that you you haven't seen that in the comments then you don't read the comments on your own podcast because they're always just trying to call

you guys out but they but that's the thing it's just that's just my advice makes at the end of the day fun though and that's what I was saying earlier but it's not fun if they're just talking about their own individual their motherfucking views ain't dipped at all no people like that shit just because it's like it seems like it's organic but also like that to me right there was kind of like that's part of the problem. If somebody has advice, it's like, it's not an attack. I'm not taking advice for you today.

Today, I'm going to listen to everybody else except for you. I would advise you to read the comments on your own podcast. They hang out. They hang out, Duno buys burritos for tea rail, all kinds of things. That's racist. He literally bought him a burrito the other day. He bought him a fucking burrito.

You get to say that because you're from the Vario or whatever he said earlier. It doesn't matter. He bought him a fucking burrito. And you get fucking juice thrown on you by your co-os. It's all bad. You got a burrito. I got some juice. Some drama dudes. Speaking of Hispanic food,

who's his other Hispanic nigga that be on the stream? That's icon. That's Josh's on me? Icon. You know his friend, right? First of all, yeah. First of all,

he's a music of video director. Not only that. He's real good. Not only that, legendary, he was on a legendary label back in the day, Chicano rap label,

Brownside Records. Shut up the Brownside Records. And, and fun fact. Fun fact. Rest and peace. When all the motherfucking Hispanics came up here, he was right here

with Duno to have his back. That's fair. But one thing about it. One thing about him is that he became part of history because he was sitting there while Flacco and Almighty went out at the other day, which, wow. Also, that was wild. We know y'all lined that up on purpose. How the fuck did that that happen? I'm going to put them together.

And I said, niggas is stupid as fuck. Let's get a word from Josh here. Like each other and sit right there. These guys had collectively talked about doing these news streams together. They've sat down and done them in the past well with other people. Them two? Yes. Together?

Yes. With other people. This was not the first time they had sat down. It's not since the Monday show ending. Really? Are you sure? Yes. But I will say, I do not think Almighty was going to do nothing to Flaco at all. No, I don't think Flacco was going to.

I told Almighty, just to be totally transparent, I told Almighty that that kind of energy on the news makes us look a little crazy. Now, I understand he has a personal list of Flaco, and then if they want to talk that out on camera, that's great. But it's like when we're attempting to do the news and it gets that personal and that loud, that to me is like, that's the kind of thing that we really need to be like working to avoid on this show, I would say, you know? It got the views. Yeah, but it's like internal 300,000 views on the clip. I watched academics reacting to it. So that kind of says a lot that academics cared enough to react to it, you know what I'm saying?

But in general, I think like that's the kind of thing that we should be trying to do privately, even though they probably want us to do it privately. But I think they also know that at the end of the day, that's probably better done privately. I think that Almighty doesn't, I think he's aware now, but at the time wasn't aware, like, just how abrasive he was coming off. I don't think he meant it to be like that. Like, I know, like, him and I back and forth that people were, like, all incensed about, there's, like, that's, almighty, like, a nephew.

Didn't y'all know each other for, like, 10, 15 years? So you're not going to admit that during the music stream that it got a little extra? I will admit that he looks crazy as fuck and plays him. out when he does that. Right. 1,000%. I don't think he looked crazy. I was about to say, I don't think he looked normal.

Listen, I sat here for like an hour and watched it go down. I felt like it went a little far. He looked crazy to the people. And I'm just going to use that to my advantage. And when everybody's like, like, okay. Go look. So you're just like looking for an opportunity to look good. So you don't care if somebody berates you, you're just like, well, it makes me look

good. Time to call flaco. Finish a job. We need another take. What else am I, what else am I supposed to do? No, I mean, I thought you handled it pretty well. But I felt bad because then I would say something joking on you a little bit, and he would combine it with his narrative of being like, fuck you lush.

Hey, it's all good. Just know that the Internet don't like to see people bullied. I've been on both sides of this now. There's a lot of truth to that. The Internet loves to figure out who is being treated unfairly and reminds. They've been tearing your ass up, boy. The chat is never wrong. Yeah, you've been getting 30 clips.

The chat is often wrong. Never. Never? Never. Well, then how do we explain? Then how do we explain those rough couple of days that you had there? So they were 100% right? No, but I deserve that shit.

So, like, at the end of the day, they're not wrong. They're going to, even if they're not, even if they are wrong, you can't tell them that they are. I would say, like, the Tori Lane's thing as an example of where the chat is often wrong. In the words, it's a maquitty real. It is a wobbler. You can't just say that about everything. Yes, you can't actually. No.

You can't argue. You can't argue with it. You can't argue with the chat. You can't argue with the chat, right? enough of them. You can't argue with the chat. You can't beat the chat. You can argue with them all day long.

They're going to tear your ass up. Yeah, you can argue with them all day long. Chat's never wrong. See, but no, but you can't try to pan- you can't try to, like, try to win, you can't try to win them over either. They're going to see through it. Of course.

I feel like that's where you were going a little wrong. Man, be unapologetically yourself, and you can go home and sleep on your fucking pillow. It doesn't matter anybody's sake. Man, that's real-hast. No, hey, real talk. I can't wait to wash away this month and start fresh clean slate next month. Ooh, Valentine's.

There's been a hell of, hell of, like, catalyst for growth, I think, for all of us. And hopefully we all just are stronger going into this, you know, new cycle and all. I hate to try to find the silver lining, but I do think that's probably true. Wait, speaking to next month, your boy phone and high rollers will be in Utah for the NBA All-Star weekend. and I'm doing a high rollers pop-up in Utah. If you're out in Utah for the NBA All-Star game, tap in with me. We got a special color way of the NBA,

not NBA, but we got a special color way, all-star game, high rollers dropping February 17th through the 19th only. We'll see how hardcore your Mormon fan basis. Limited edition. Yeah, I have no idea how Crack and No Jumper is in Utah. I guarantee you they probably. I think they want, they wanted us to do like a club night out there too.

John Stan. If you guys want to come. John Stan. Shout out to John Stan for setting this up. John Stan. I don't know, that was a good name. That's the New Air Collabmey.

Your phone did. Yeah, we did the... They got overshadowed with the shit. But you know what? It didn't get overshadowed because you know what? Every time I was watching somebody's story, the ad kept popping up on my phone every two fucking second. Really?

Really? What? New Air Colette. Well, we're a front page on New Era. We came a long way, bro, from the hat battles to us, us trying to show each other out every week to doing the hat battle to getting the actual... That's how I felt when I put this jacket on today. I was like, I feel like I look like one of 80's hats. Yeah, I got some weird patches.

I thought you had a chrome arch jacket on at first, like the sex, whatever. Oh, I got to, since we're talking about hats, I got to give a shout out to Cap City. My guy, Justin, you feel me? Yeah. Well, you're rep in Oakley right now. I'm going to FAP City. Fap City. Rhapsity.

Crap City. Rhapsity. Fat titties. Mad glizzies. I keep thinking of funny shit, I can't say it. Jamba Juice almost put a crack in. Ooh. Jamba Juice got my fit sticky.

A house phone was about to turn me to a pack, didn't he? I was going to get merged. I feel like a vulture sitting on a perch I didn't bring no blit because I was like Tone's going to shoot me if I try to shoot Adam Fuck a god bitch you look like lurch I don't want you to get shot in the cross

crossfire I'd have been crazy if we had to shoot out in the office because They'd think we fake that too Yeah they would talk Maybe Josh could have like the special effects on deck That was about as real as it could have gotten Without us actually squabbling

It felt intense for us second. I just knew, like, that's why I looked down. Lus just kept looking at me the whole time. I'm like, let me not look at Lus because I'm going to laugh when a homie's being serious right now. Everybody's very respectful of the mics when they squabble on the podcast, though, because Almighty did the same thing. He was like, went for it and then moved the mic

threw his headphones back and then... Oh, that's one thing I didn't do. I couldn't, I didn't throw the headphones off, so they were attached to me. We did have a couple of headphones. Nigel, you was walking off. He was walking off at the headphones. Literally, my month and no jumper between getting called out for a

fade, getting dragged through the mud, when loser draw, Adam, I need to fade right now. You should have said that. Damn, I should have said that. And I fucking was fingers deep in a motherfucking porn star. Before we get into that, though, I just want to reiterate, I'm deeply sorry about everything that you had

to deal with as a result of my decisions, the business's decisions, the employees' decisions, everything about that and, you know, I just, I intend on making it as right as possible and the fact that you even still want to be a part of the brand now that you have had this annoying memory. I've been here for too long, bro. I'm not about to just, like, go this shit away. I just needed you to really understand how serious it was.

And I felt like at first you weren't understanding that. Stop looking at me, I feel like after we talk. You guys are immature, deeply. I feel like after we talked just now. I feel like how does this not automatically registered you as inappropriate

while we're having this conversation shut the fuck up and let us go Jesus Christ you guys suck so bad terrible what was even funny he just keep looking at me

like nigga oh I'm sure the audience is that's super funny too I was thank God you derailed this whole conversation to laugh at your own inside joke

ah ha ha Jesus you know I've known you for a long time I've known you to not really be that apologetic to people. So the fact that you really took your time out to apologize to the kid, I appreciate it.

I thought she was pulling the blicky out right now. Oh, that's the right there too. But what was this energy 45 minutes ago? I mean, we had to get through stage one. And I kind of, that's, even going into it, I was like, I feel like I know we're going to be able to get to understanding, but I also feel like I know that there's going to have to be some kind of confrontation or, like, heated moment going into this. Like, it just seemed like, I know how much bullshit you've had to deal with.

as a result of it, so it was probably going to happen. Bro, like, I'm not even trying to be dramatic. Like, my whole life permanently has been tainted. Probably a wrong word to use, but... Yeah, please. I mean, at least you made, like I said, at least you made a bro-top freestyle. He was leaving hints your whole life.

Listen, a lot of motherfuckers, a lot of motherfuckers would have not been able to... You're pushing a fake narrative right there. It's funny! Yeah, but you're like calling him gay. And I said on the news, like, I've never ever thought that. And I really don't think it makes you... He's not gay.

I don't think it makes you gay to do that with a trans person either. I just want to throw that out there. Even though I pretty much said the opposite of that on Sledge was a few weeks ago. I mean, listen, at the end of the day, bro... If a houseboy don't count. He has caused me to rethink many things. Pause. It's neither here nor there, bro.

At the end of the day... Now, you got to suck his stick to make things, right? Whoa. Yo. What? You really are. You're really going for it there. I hope the chat agrees that how inappropriate this is.

energy is. You're really going for it, bro. I'm just saying. It's a great equalizer. Nah, it's okay. I think I'll skip that part. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, man.

I'm glad that you guys have... I mean, yeah, I want to do more shit together. I want to figure out more ways that we can work together and everything, if anything, you know? It's like, that's, like, that's, like, the only thing that I really care about getting off as a result of this conversation is that I do care about you a lot. What we're not going to do is. keep getting the little jokes off, though. So niggas got to cut that shit right here. That's what I'm saying, Lush.

What the fuck, dude? It makes me rethink. I feel like you're, like, having too much of a jovial attitude about the serious conversation. It's like, I don't think any, like, we could very easily just have this podcast exists without having to fucking make that a recurring joke.

No, look, like, the reason why I'm feeling jovial is because I'm just happy that. Yeah, that's cool, but you're supposed to act like that. Keep shit moving the same way as being moving. No, that's cool, but like, shit. Like, nigga, we just had a real ass combo. We just hugged it out. It's other shit.

It's like, bro, I'm not about to sit here and get, like, joked on right now five minutes after that shit. Y'all could joke about that shit later, whatever. But niggins not about to sit in my face and joke about that shit, especially you sitting right next to me, nigga. I wasn't, I wasn't joking on you like that. Well, you was, nigga fucking mean. That wasn't my intention.

Okay, well, I'm checking shit today, so. It's all good. Don't get caught in the crossfire. But he's right. Big phone energy. Fair enough. It's just, I think we should be able, like, okay, member. I'll bring it up again.

because you just... It's like if you was talking about some like serious-ass drug story and I was in the background like, yeah, ha-ha, now you gotta smoke the pipe with them. Like, come on, bro. Yeah, because you brought up that thing about your mom and the conversation that we had where I fucking made an inappropriate joke. Remember how much worse it was because AD laughed for like five minutes straight?

It's like, you have to respect the-you-go point me up. I'm just saying that was go re-watch it. It was crazy. That wasn't about AD. Damn. I'm just saying, in general, you got to respect the tone of the podcast. Like when there's a certain tone. He threw Mikey under the, when we were off camera,

he immediately was like, even though it was Mikey fought. He just threw Mikey out of that. Oh, my ass nigga. Remember AD? Mikey knows. Like, I feel like it would be justified for me to just fired Mikey for that, but then I also felt like that was unfair

because, like, am I really supposed to, I don't know. Josh got a stress ball in his hand right now. That's why the nigga balls. Why are you stress balling? No, hey, my bad, boy, I didn't even like that. We good, but, you know, come on, man. We good. Josh, people don't know how funny that is because Josh has to, like, turn on, like, three knobs before he said.

Yeah, just got a brand new sound system here. I'm trying to push all the buttons. No, like, that's a new? Yeah. Sounds crazy, right? Does it sound way better? That's something I haven't really. Yes, we'll listen back to it.

Probably not what they're talking about, but that's good. No, I have a very inappropriate sense of humor sometimes. I feel you, but at the same time, I just think when there's a certain tones of the podcast, I feel like we should try to be respectful of it. No, 1,000. There's so many clips of like you reading the ads or something just dying laughing in the background So I feel it bro But it's like you know

We just we literally just like almost squabbled Had to fucking I was about to just pull off like Fuck it fuck this shit I ain't coming back at that point But you know You was in the car I was literally in the car With the other Josh

Yeah who convinced you to come back Or was your own motivation It was AD A D and lush They was both right there So you are bad, but you are also good. It's like, you know, like... I don't know what to say.

I try not to be... Somebody going to fuck a little shit. You better be quiet today. I try not to be too irrational. I'll eat it as long as... Pause. Pause. Pause.

Pause. No pause. I'll eat it as long as everything's good with everybody. Like, I'll be the sacrificial man. In that instance. I'm about to get a fucking lamb tattooed on my back. I'm feeling. I don't like the lamb.

I'm eating, hello, driving the lamb. Driving the lamp. And Van is calling me. Van, I'm sorry. Is you really? Yeah.

I talked to Van for like a hour. Really? Yeah. All right. Yeah, we got a fan. You got a lighter. We live, Van.

Yo. What's the deal? We still live? I know. Y'all came back, man. I thought it was about, I thought it was over, bro.

We all did, I think. My nigga phone did a juice by. What was that? Was that Snapple? No, it was a strawberry surf rider. Like literally my whole household, Calico right here, the dog, everybody. My whole household was, stop laughing.

It's not funny, babe. My whole household was shocked and appalled at the display on the show disconnected tonight. I'm happy that you guys were able to get him. This is not disconnected. It became The shocking display It reverberated Throughout Beverly Hills

Listen, y'all need At No Jumper I'm serious Y'all need to make Black History month A drama-free month At No Jumping. It's going too crazy now

It's like this is This was the last day of drama My mama called me I don't even went here Oh my God This can't be I'm glad that everybody's okay like I'm glad that it is good.

House phone, call me later. Like, look, no more drama and no jumper. I just seen Almighty go off on Flock overnight two days ago, and now y'all throw a juice on each other, man. Spread love from Black History Month. Real. Love y'all. Thank you, man.

All right, man. I don't even know my mom I'm going to say. Van and I had some good conversations through all this. It was very nice of him to have taken such an interest in all of our lives. He said that. He did tweet that. Yeah, but me and him have had, like, a bunch of conversations about this while I was going on, and that's crazy he was talking about it.

Hey, fuck it, I got to call my mom. Oh, thank God. Fuck it. Just call everyone. You know, she's been investing in this shit. This is a tick. We're going to talk about it. What you can do?

Hey, mama, we're still live right now. Oh, you are? Oh, okay. I was just checking on you, son. You got to take the trash out. What's up? What's up? Mama, that's house phone.

Hello, hello. Hey, moms. Hi, Mom. You stay strong. Okay. Oh, shit. What you're going through? That's right.

Fuck the white man. All right, we are, Mom. What are you going through? She told house phone to stay strong for. Oh. God damn it. Nguer, my fucking family thought was to have me on suicide watch

all calling me and shit, acting like I was about to jump off a bridge or something. I'm like, bro. God damn. I mean, listen. That was yesterday. But phone. You did make it worse.

You put a bullet by your foot. Okay, no, no, no. That? Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was real cryptic. No, no, no, no, no, no. Someone's calling you. I just.

recently got rid of one. I had an extra bullet that I didn't know that was sitting on top of my luggage. Allegedly. It was sitting on top of my luggage. So when I went to go grab my FTP blanket, it fell out onto the floor. And I just took a picture of it. I didn't think people were going to think

none of that. I thought it was more likely that you were basically saying you were going to kill me than that you were going to kill yourself. No, no. I was not. Nobody's getting killed. It just a random bullet fell out. I was on the toilet, taking the shit and I went to grab the FTP blanket, or not blanket towel and the bullet fell out

from there. And it was on the floor. I was like, oh, it looks cool. I didn't take a picture. Let it out, love one. Honestly, this, let it out, love one. Honestly, I hope that this, like, you know what experience showed you how much people really fucking care about you. Everybody thought that I was fucking, I was like, oh, shit,

I was not trying to post a cryptic suicide message. I wasn't trying to post a cryptic. I'm about to kill Adam message. Like, this is not that big of, not that it's not that big of a deal, but, nigga, I'm not where to go to jail for this white, niggins. They're going to throw me underneath the jail.

That is how it works in this country, isn't it? You got a lighter? We're all sharing the same lighter. Although I think that might have been my lighter. Hell no. Plain red bick? That sounds like me. You were tweaking full.

I had one earlier today. You're a 1,000% tweaking. But you're right, how would you have got it? Because I didn't let you use it to light your Newport. Yeah. That nigg, let's let in Newport anywhere. So you're importing those illegally, or how's that work? Yeah, I mean,

I got it. Boom, boom. You just got like a... I went to New York last weekend, and I was able to purchase it. How many could you fly with? As many as I want. For real? Yeah.

Oh, he really can't buy them tomorrow here, huh? You should just straight traffic those. Yeah. Like Newman and Seinfeld. Well, I wouldn't have... If I was going to traffic him, I wouldn't make... I wouldn't... Enzo got that one.

Enzo, you got that at least. Anybody who seen the episode I referred to us would get it. Wait, which one was that? When he was driving the truck with all the recyclable bottles and shit? Oh. I wouldn't get it from New York Is there taxes a bitch? Oh yeah, they got the worst cigarette taxes

You go to Texas or something They're probably getting like $4 a pack I got a bitch in Ohio finish you No soup for you That was a different episode But yeah, that was funny too What uh Oh yeah, okay

So you traffic cigarettes, right? Um Fuck It feels weird to just jump into like Oh let's talk about Sky Breed eating Jake Paul's poop Oh that was great Why did that randomly Because like was that interview like

grease in or something? Yeah, because she did the Cuff Boys podcast. And I'm not going to lie like... The Cuck Boys? Cuff. Right. I thought he said that too. But they are essentially interchangeable. Yeah, you could say that. That's fine. No, shout out the Cuff Boys. But they interviewed her, and I will admit that that was not really something I wanted to hear coming out of Skies' mouth. I'm like, this is a little too much for me to be hearing from you. You might want to just not share this in the future. Do you be like kissing her when you do your plug talk? For sure. Not no more.

if I ever kissed her. But we don't have that kind of energy off camera, trust me. Is there, is kissing a part of plug talk? Sometimes. And sometimes I feel guilty because my girl's going to read into like which girl's asses I eat. I really dislike. You got to just commit to it and just like eat every girl's ass. Wait, wait.

Let's talk about your experience. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's get back to that. Yeah, because I. It's on a fire. So we interviewed Carmen Karma, who is like very notorious and famous right now for, you know, basically having the gnarliest hotels on the internet, I guess. guess it would be fair to say.

Like more than Kazumi? Yeah, because she told the story about how a guy nutted in her and then she went home to her boyfriend and the guy was eating her out and basically ate the nut. Basically, she has zero respect for her significant. But she was, she clarified that she was talking about her ex-boyfriend and that she wouldn't do that to her current husband. I was figuring her and she went home to her current husband.

Oh, her current boyfriend, or her current husband, like if you watch her TikTok, I mean, I don't really understand how he puts up with some of it sometimes because it's wild. She's, anyway. But isn't that the whole thing Is like if you're gonna be involved With somebody who does that type of work

Like you But it's one thing to like get fucked on camera And it's another thing to be just saying Crazy shit like on your TikTok with him That's the stuff I'd be surprised And it's another thing to come on no jumper And have lush touching me and shit That I think is allowed within the confines of their relationship

But listen every time I ever done a Patreon Who am I with? A.D. Flacco Duno? I think Duno and I did a couple of relationships. Basically people who weren't going to fuck with the girls at all. And then she starts getting all Hafei stripping and everything. And I'm

thinking like, I'm just going to stand over here and just let her do her thing because I don't ever touch the girls during that. And then I realized like, Lush is not really trying to walk away. That's not what happened. And so that she gets on top. Okay. That's your version of it. So, it all started.

The beginning of the podcast. 10 minutes before the pod, Josh is like, hey, you want to do this Patreon interview? I'm like, all right, for show. He's with, I'm like, who's it with? He said, Carmen, Karma. I'm like, let me Google this bitch because I haven't heard. Like, I think I heard the name, but I don't really know who that is.

So I look up for Porns, right? I was like, okay, I see the names of Roporans. All right, cool. Go in there. She's real sweet. Like, hey, what's up? Nice to meet you. Then she's all.

And she's like, oh, I'm Carmen. And I'm like, oh, yeah. And I've seen you before. She's like, oh, you saw my Sharp interview, right? And I said, nah, I seen lesbian vampires part two. Just a random film you picked off her Wikipedia. I literally saw it on Google, but I had never seen it before, right? And then she's instantly, like, giving really anecdotes.

And I think that kind of turned around. She's like, oh, he's a fan. Do, da, da, da. Like, so I, like, put little nasty thoughts in her head, right? Then we start. Playing her like a fiddle wish. We start doing the interview. Everything's going cool.

And then, like, I was going to walk over there because it's time for her to suck off the dildo and wop-y-wom-p-wom. And then she's all like, she's all like, hey, why don't I give you a lap dance? And I'm like, oh, okay, for sure. Like, then she takes out her titty. She's like, feel on my titties. Hammer time tits, by the way.

Because I got, yeah, the first photo I got was you touching the titties. And then the next one is you touching the ass. And then the next one's like a video. I heard just grinding on you. I didn't even post them anywhere because it was kind of a weird moment on the pod. Yeah. I'm sure my ex was sick through her stomach. Oh, we know, I did.

I tweeted one. Okay. But not. Twitter's definitely the place to get that shit off. But then she's like, yeah, playing with the titties. And she's like, those are nice hum. Like, yeah, I start, you know, then she's like smack my ass, blah, blah, blah. And I'm trying to, like, be cool.

I don't want to get, like, too weird about it because I could have got super weird. And then like. And she probably would have been down. Yeah, because you spit in her mouth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a hocked a loogie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Freaky.

You probably got to smack. No, I could. You should have did it. You should not tested. Yeah. You got to get tested. No, you should just let him fly. Well, you should.

You would like to, but she wouldn't let you. The porn star, kids just do not be playing with that shit. Good, they should not. She said it was good. I could say from experience, they should not let it fly. Who said it was good? No, I'm saying. Oh, she said it was like.

She said it was up there and it's stuck there. But I was like, then she was all like, I'm going to suck off this dildo, but I need like, my mouth is kind of dry. Will you spit in my mouth? Oh, she's good. And I was like, moi? Whoa. I wonder when she swallowed that how much she tasted it. Because I'm going to be real, like, that shit in the back of my throat, it tastes all right to me.

But it's like, cause. Okay, but it's like if I feel like if I ate someone else's lugy, it would be the worst tasting thing besides probably their shit. Well, like, no, I tried to be conscientious. I didn't get snod in there. Oh, you just want pure saliva? Yeah, it was pure saliva. I made, I got it. You thought, I got a lump's a chicken in the back of my throat.

Newport residue in there. Yeah, as a smoker? You got some. Feisty-ass fucking flam. Y'all see I'm very conscientious. Like, every time I smoke, I put altoyeds in my mouth and all that. So, it brought, because remember she said, like,

Oh, you smell. More mint. She was like, oh. You're smoking a mint-flavored cigarette, but scarfing down mince. Exactly. It's very difficult to distinguish between them. She was like, oh.

Infinite and mint. I don't know, you can watch the video. She said, like, oh, you smell so good, da-da-da-da. She likes mint. And I'm playing with her booty. And then she's like, you go home and you brush your teeth with mint. I'm starting her. And she was tight.

She's a real nice girl. You fingered her. I fingered her a little bit. Would you fuck her on camera for her only fans? For her only fans? Yeah, if she was just like, let's do it. I'm considering it. Wow.

I'm considering it. Had him be your agent? I never thought I would, but like, it might be kind of cool. It would definitely be a moment. Yeah. I might have to pee at some point in too, but. Oh, send picks. He's going to send me his duky.

What time is it? About eight. We've been on how long... Yeah, exactly. We already know. This is exactly what we're talking about. Ladies night tonight. I'm chilling.

Oh, waiting to get on someone else's stream. No, I'm not on the stream to know. To observe someone else's stream. I'm actually going to play a video game. I'm going to play Dead Space. I'm doing my community gaming. I'm going to have the part one up probably like tomorrow or the day after that. So I'm going to play the game today.

I ain't doing those streams today. How could like other people join this? Like other people can play with you? I do twice a week now. I'll be playing Call of Duty and shit. I'm playing some more shit. You know what I'm saying? I play with a lot of people that watch us.

You know what I mean? I appreciate people popping up. We should do more shit out than no jumper Twitch. We should talk about our separate streaming endeavors on the podcast every day, the whole time. We should do that. We should do it on Twitch. It's a great day to do it. Why not?

It's so interesting. It's really engaging content. I would like to point out, I don't know. I'm going to lie. I just totally forgot what I was just saying. I had something I was kind of excited to say there for a second. Perhaps I'm going to refer to the list here. I'm not going to allow, though.

I do feel like, God damn. At least we got through that. Do you feel like a weights off your shoulder? A percentage of a weight. Not full, like, Homer Simpson with the giant boulder on his shoulders and the, what was of the stone cutters? It's not full stone cutters, but I feel, why he watched all this game shows as me.

I feel like I don't have enough friends who have, like, encyclopedic Simpsons and Seinfeld knowledge. I love Simon, too, though. The office knowledge. Oh, stupid. But to be fair, like, I know six seasons of the Simpsons by heart. And then I know, like, every episode of Seinfeld. And then I don't know the last few episodes.

See, I feel like that with Martin and the Waynes Brothers. You know it like that? Nick, I've watched that shit over and over again. I've seen every Wayne's Brothers, seen every Seinfeld, seen a lot of Simpsons, and seen every crib of your enthusiasm.