No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 19

Episode Date: November 29, 2019

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Biggie Smalls in that red flannel. Two, one, go. I don't know what she's got on, but they look like uptempo. I'd be with Jerry Garcia. What? You mean Gazi Garcia. Gazi Garcia is Jerry Garcia's son. Is that Gazi Garcia?

We're live? No, that's Omar Purt. Omar. He's lives in his Purt. People don't know that. We live? Omar Smoke. It's the No Jumbers show episode 19.

We in this bitch. I got a couple of my. Not nearest to dearest, because you guys keep roast to me for saying that. My hoodest and most... Kawaiest. Ooh, I like that. Are you okay with being hood? I don't think I'm your hoodish friend.

You look like Dom Kennedy right now. What's up with it? I shaved a beer, you know what I'm saying? The blue hat. Ladies love... Ladies love cool little house phone, aka Big Dom. Anyway, how are you guys doing? I'm good, man.

A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. I like your drip, though. Your drip is crazy right now. Keep it cool. What does he say on this hoodie? It's in bloodline Los Angeles shout to the guy that makes this So you a blood? No. That's not what that's about. She has blood in her bloodline. I honestly, I like it because I like the tan hoodie with the pink I do. I think that's lit. It's a very you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna make you a cam girl one you're gonna wear it? See because the rhinestone thing is kind of played out

So played out but this color way is cool. You put a cool color on a weird colored hoodie all of a sudden it breathes different. Jason take notes. Wait wait wait where to Adam go? I can't see him. Oh, actually, yeah, yeah. You see me? I came through in the orange, in the orange tree camo. I forget what the brand's color.

This is GNA right here. I thought there's a Doce and Gabana. It's like Gabana and not... Gavana and Avicronby. I don't know, man. I honestly can't even remember because the brand hit me up in my DMs and I was just like,

yo, send you that shit. Your hat says broke boys. I know, right? P.B.M. Pabst boys? I'm a broke boy. Paps boy. I don't know. I found this hat in my office

and the pants, they came in the mail. So I'm feeling pretty good. And the jacket came in the middle too with them? The jacket came with the pants. Yeah, of course they mesh. All right. Well, you think a brand just happened to wear two different brands made the same fucking weird-out design?

Just so for the people at home. No drip. Also, show it to my band. No ankle drip. You think it's weird with the vans? Yeah, you should have. I mean, it's not with the vans. It's the whole outfit.

The whole outfit's weird. Are these like workout pants or like, I don't know. I ain't working out in this. Hell no. But it's like the way it stops at your ankle is it makes me really uncomfortable. You look like an Armenian. Armenian dad that like drives a range rover

and like going to pick up there's kid from like private school and owns and like it's going to go stock up his liquor store yeah honestly yeah fuck y'all but also my girlfriend has an Armenian dad and I've never seen more anything like this although not like a cool one though that like owns a liquor store and smoked cigarettes like a Rolex I can picture it now yeah and like a range rover

that kind of Armenian dad yeah no yeah I can fuck with that kind of dad for sure like a younger cooler one younger cooler dad yeah the hip one yeah Lena is trolling the internet right now because she has a YouTube thumbnail up that makes it look like we are, like she's presently pregnant. Yeah. I have nutted in her a bunch of times lately, but she is not actually pregnant as far as we know. She's actually on her period, so it's impossible for her to be pregnant. Can you tell us what that video is about?

It's about me nutting in her and trying to put a baby in her. See, and you were mad that I was asking you last week. Like, it's so annoying when you ask me that one. No, no, but the marriage thing is the one thing that she, I just say that because she is not a huge fan of hearing that conversation. Shane. Of course not. You want a social media me up? You can grab all our phones.

You can grab all our phones. You fucking wrote down our code. Like it's not fucking... You ain't nobody. You're just a nigger on social media. What is that? Are we going to do that again? We're going to do that the whole podcast.

I do that... I do that every day of my life. Are we going to do a cash or quine? I was going to ask you, do you want to do it. Yeah, I'm down. I'm going to be in the office all day tomorrow. My final day of work before I go... Oh, shit.

It's Thanksgiving. But I have to go do a fucking three-sum at set. I saw okay when you you were in the group chat and you text a calendar to someone and was like you were asking about a date right and I looked at this calendar and you had like names on there of girls and it was like blah blah blah three-sum like you have threesome planned out well because like Lena like in order to make money doing her thing she basically has to do collapse with girls but then when she does collabs with girls it's like people don't care that much unless there's a dick involved you know so yeah because people like you know they want to see the girls getting fucked yeah they want to see them get fucked yeah they want to see them get fuck So it's like I got to be there. And of course, like, I'm super down. But am I ever going to be home during the day? No. So it's like even like, you know, she's even her booking it for seven tomorrow.

It's like I probably would have been out of the house until at least like 10 or 11 most days. So she has to book it. So they'll actually come on to do it. So your dick is like, it's like a concert. It has to be scheduled. Yeah. It's a scheduled event. Which is crazy because when I do go to concerts, those are almost never in my schedule.

I never actually plan that out in advance. Well, I'm thinking like, okay, like, do you have to plan your bone? or like your like nuts up until then like like what do you that's a fair question yeah I'll tell you all about that um so basically uh when I Kim is like I don't want to hear this sometimes like yeah I usually try to get a nut out earlier in the day I'm gonna hit the bathroom or I might uh the bathroom in the morning I might use a tissue oh no in the in the gym bathroom one time or once I'm in the shower just blow one out so because aren't they like open no not my gym oh you go to a nice

private gym if anyone's listening to this who goes to my gym? I'm just kidding. This is just the art of podcasting. This is why when you go to fucking gym restrooms and shower, you have to wear your fucking flip-flops. You're going to get weird as Adam's semen. This is true. Yes, you'll get my nose on your foot. And also, I've never done that. I was just kidding. Please don't kick me out of the gym. I just went to the gym and jacked off in the bathroom. You ready for this? As long as we're talking about jacking offs, coincidentally, you remember who we mentioned last podcast? Eric Andre. Oh my God. Walks right into my gym today. Really? That's awesome. Didn't look at me. I didn't say word to him, but did see him.

You should have been like, hey, I need the interview. Hey, hey, hey. No, actually, I was, because. Laura? Because the other day. Call her meeting. The other day, somebody DM me and was like, hey, man, my manager saw you. Are you hearing crazy?

There's like a rabbiiness dog somewhere in the building? It sounds like they're rolling something around now. Oh, there's some drilling or construction. Oh, they're making drill music up there. Cool. That's what drilling sounds like. So somebody DM me, some aspiring rapper or whatever, and he was like, Hey, my manager saw you working out in ex-gym.

And I came down to talk to you, but you seemed like you were really in the zone. Yeah, like, dude, I'm like a gym. I didn't respond to the DM, but I was telling my training today, I'm like, yo, if this dude had tried to talk to me about his SoundCloud while I was in the middle of a workout, I'm like, you would have seen a side of me that you've never seen before because you would see me be a real fucking prick to this kid. Because I definitely would have been like, no, no, no, no. Like, this is not the time. I'm working out.

I ain't talking about your fucking SoundCloud, bro. I mean, I felt that, but it's like, to these people, when else are they going to see fucking Adam 22 again? I think this is like the one in the lifetime trans. I get it, but at the same time, you got to know the fucking time in place. But that logic is like, oh, like, when am I ever going to see Riley Reed again? Like, I better have sex with you right now. I'm going to go take the pinner now. No, she's not going to fuck you either way.

Like, I'm not going to listen to your SoundCloud. And actually, the thing about it is I feel like I have established a very clear-cut, neat, precise way. If you want to see me to see your music or whatever, you just have to be paying. like 2% attention to what's going on to actually because I fucking tweet about it and put it on my story multiple times a week. Anyway, as long as I mention that, I want to tell you guys something really

really super cool. Okay. No jumper is giving away. Also, before I even mention this, I want to say that No Jumper is giving out Christmas bonuses. Okay. So I'm going to be giving you guys all Christmas bonuses. So yay. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Who was the one that

taught you about Christmas? Kim is the only person who's ever gotten a Christmas bonus in the past because she asked. Wait, I don't understand. When I first started working with Adam, I was like, Christmas rolling around, I'm like, it's Christmas, and he was like, Merry Christmas. I was like, are you going to give out Christmas bonuses? He's like, what's that?

Yeah, trying to explain to me. Wait, do we have to work? Oh, I thought you really didn't know how. I mean, I've heard of the idea of it. I had never given one or gotten one. It can make sense. Wait, do we have to do something specific to get the Christmas bonus? No, like this obstacle challenge.

No, you got to make a Mr. Beast challenge for an office. You have to be suspended above a pool for 36 hours. No, it's just we give you money because you've worth us the whole year. That's a nice time a year to get more money so you can buy cocaine and mushrooms.

I don't know how I made it this. Please don't buy cocaine and mushrooms with your money. Yeah, that's kind of a bad comment. Before I get, I do want to say that I do mushrooms this weekend, but I also not a lot, apparently. You are so crazy. You like microdose?

I also want to, but this is the reason why I mentioned the Christmas bonus is that we're also giving our audience A Christmas bonus because NoJumber is giving $1,000 to one lucky fan, and all they have to do is click like on the No Jumper Facebook and leave a comment. And at the end of this one week period, which means next Tuesday afternoon we are going to be picking the winner. And we're basically just going to be looking at all the No Jumper posts,

and we're going to find one person who has liked the page and left a really good comment. And then we're going to give a bonus. We're going to announce the winner here. And that's a great idea. We're going to announce it live. I'm just going to promote this so hard because I've been trying to grow the no jimber of Facebook. And I feel like the thing that really has helped the most is just telling our fans, like, go like the page and stuff. And so I feel like doing this little contest will probably help out a lot.

I keep feeling smoke perp staring out at me. I just keep looking up at him in his eyes and he just looks lost. Have you done drugs with smoke perp in the past? In the past, yeah, not recently. That's tight. You give him a Zan? You saw him Coke? I didn't sell him anything, but

You did some drugs together, that's cool. You guys used to be friends. Like, he posts something. Oh, I forgot. You guys were on the tour. A little smoke phone or something. Oh, he wrote that. Or little, little, what is it,

House perp. That's tight. I hate you guys. That was a homie. Shout out to him still. He's still the homie. Yeah, he's cool. He's really nice.

I love misunderstand. We don't need to relive that misunderstanding. It's a good misunderstanding. A lot of misunderstandings in life in general, you know? You're like, whoa. Why? You just always always no.

No. I was trying to explain how I want to take this and cut a hole in it and put my dick through the hole so that I can walk around like smoke perp with my dick. But while I'm trying to explain it, it sounded so soft because I'm like, I'm like, no, I'm going to come from behind and put my dick through it. And he's just like, yo. Okay, so I just found out about like CGI. I forgot what exactly. It's called CGI porn. We got to give smoke perp actually.

Actually, flat perp of fucking CGI cock. No. Gras. Okay, what? CGI. You all got CGI? Cgen, like, celebrity porno or whatever. Crip gang international?

The Housephone's new company they started? Okay, sorry. That's when Killer Mike started, the Crip Cola. Cripp Cola. I always want to try it. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, so you should do the CGI porno of like all celebrities, like any single celebrity.

They, you know, have thousands of pictures of them, so they make it into like a 3D model. Fakes. Deep fake. You should start a flat, flat celebrity type thing where you just fuck girls. You have to print. Or other celebrities. Machine Gunn Kelly.

I become MachineGar Kelly and I lay. No, but that's why the deep fake thing, they're trying to like. Or not Hitler or anybody. But you're not going to, they banned the deep fakes, right? So you can't just make a deep fake video of somebody and throw it up on YouTube, I'm pretty sure. Definitely don't think. you should put any of that sexual shit on YouTube. Oh, definitely not the sexual shit.

But I'm saying, like, if I made a deep fake of Little House phone talking about how the Holocaust didn't happen, I don't think that you could just throw that on YouTube. Like, they're clearly like... It's like defamation and character. You know, and they're taking a stance against it and stuff, I think, like that? But you know who I was reading that they have, like, the perfect person to create, like, a really, really rich deep fake of

because they have all of... They have Joe Rogan talking for whatever, like, 50,000 hours of podcast. and they could just take that and like he's probably said like almost every word so they could just like morph it in together you should do that to you for sure oh they could do it to me too it's a good point they did that in a fucking

black mirror remember with the Miley Cyrus oh they did do that that was honestly one of my favorite I thought I was gonna hate that episode that was honestly one of my favorite episodes every fucking amazing you ever get into that I watched like the first three seasons I think oh you were tapped in that I didn't watch the movie

Bander Snatch I was a loser I love Banderth century. I watched the documentary about the Bickram Yoga founder on Netflix who was raping everybody and stuff. I want to see that.

What's that called? I forget. It's just like the main thing that comes up on Netflix right now, but it's pretty... One more time, what's it called? I forget, but it's about a dude who does Bikram yoga, you know?

So he's the dude who invented it and he was like, he's got like a 65-year-old guy who walks around wearing a fucking tiny little speedo and he invented this whole thing of doing yoga in like 120-degree room. Oh, hot yoga. Yeah, yeah.

But he would sit on this giant elevated platform and he would have an AC that's just blasting on him only while all these people are just sweating to death. And he was super weird. He would say the craziest shit. And they have footage of him just walking up and like some woman's like in this crazy backbed thing and he just walks up.

He's just standing on her. Oh my God. Making it look like her spine is about to explode. And then I mean, you know, he would have just been like a really weird dude but apparently it was like. I feel like I've heard about this. Did he turn his weird-ass yoga into like cults and shit? Well, he was making an outrageous amount of money because he was charging people like $10,000 to become like a fucking Bickram yoga like teacher so you could open your own studio and all this kind of crazy shit.

Stupid rich. Honestly, niggas has been finessing since the beginning of time. You guys know about John McAfee? Oh, yeah. Actually, he follows me and I asked him. Shut up. I swear to God. He follows me and I asked him to do the stream.

Oh, my God. And he at first was acting like he was going to do it and then he kind of fell back. But I was really like, that's a lot of pressure. Because I started researching him, I'm like, holy fuck, there's so much to learn. But he would be such a great person. You don't know who that is? He's the guy who is the anti-virus software. Like Maccabee, anti-virate.

It was like installed onto all windows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I know what you're talking about. He is one dude who has definitely done more coke than you and fucked more ashy bitches than you. No offense. But he just, the trashy is filthy, like so many weird women. I know you are not talking. Oh, I've gone ashy.

Yeah. But I'm just saying, like, he's just out here, like, running around on all these islands with these random ass chicks with him. It's like, he's got all these girls, but they're like, he just, like, found him down at the beach. Like, just some random ass chick. Random bitch with sand and her coutchy. She was making hot dogs. And he's running around taking her out on this boat and shit. For sure.

John McAfee's cool, though. Oh, yeah, but mushrooms. I didn't mushrooms this weekend. How was that? $1,000 to the person who likes the No Jumper Facebook page. $1,000 is Christmas bonus. Did you get the idea while you're microdosing shrooms?

You're like, I need to be a better person. I need to give away a thousand dollars. I need to be a better person by having more Facebook likes. You're like, I need to give away $1,000. Why not? I mean, it's crazy to think, like, you know, Facebook is still the most used social media platform in the entire world.

Like, just in America where we only give a fuck about Instagram, but, you know, I've gotten paid less at DJ gigs abroad, being, like you don't have a Facebook. So I have a Facebook now. Wow. Which, by the way, you should like Camgirl X. Wow, yeah, that's crazy.

Actually, I didn't even realize. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. Because really, when I think about it, like, okay, I know people who make interview content like mine who are basically making like over $10,000 a month from their Facebook shit. How do you make money on their ads? Just upload it and you can get enabled with ads and shit if you were uploading video content. And I've always heard that it sucks. But if you have a video go viral, it could all of a sudden be like really, really good.

And so for us, it's like we're already making all this content. We could have been taking that content and putting it on Facebook all these years and getting our Facebook bigger and bigger. But instead, we're idiots. And we haven't been. And now we're scrambling when everybody else's shit is like flattening out. Like we met with this Facebook dude and we're showing them. And we grew like 6,000 over the past week, which seems pretty good since we're only like 29,000 or whatever. But he's like, yo, everybody else I work with, their shit is flat or declining.

Damn. But at the end of the day, it's Facebook. They own Instagram. Like as much as I think it could flatline to climb whatever, I still feel like there's big opportunities there. Yeah, and I've heard that it's like pretty easy to go, easier to go viral on Facebook. Something with like the way that you share the shit.

It feeds it right up to you, man. But hey, speaking, sorry. A thousand dollars, link in description. A thousand dollars. Someone, most of people have sent me DMs of like some old tweet of mine that like went viral on Facebook. And they keep sending it to me like and I'm like what am I supposed to do about this? I mean that's one of the weirdest things is that on on all social media platforms

One of the things that goes the most viral is just when you Screenshot something or screen record something from another platform like the most you will see like on Twitter that one of the most viral like clips will oftentimes be like something that was clearly Recorded off Facebook Yeah, or that like on Facebook the most viral thing will just be a screenshot of a tweet literally that that would be the craziest thing is if we could find a way for like an Instagram, a tweet, or a Facebook post to be shared between the platforms

in a way that actually works and has shared engagement. So you could have one 60 second clip and it would have like Instagram count, Twitter account and Facebook count all builds into it. It seems probably it'll never happen. Never happen unless Facebook and Twitter. Because you remember when

Instagram first came out and you could post your Instagram and just have the thing ticked and it would post every, all your Instagram posts to Twitter. You can still do that. Yeah, but it does put the link In the description, it doesn't put the actual photo. You have to get a third party app if you want to do that. You don't want to do that. Speaking of Instagram, some people I know their likes went away.

Oh, yeah. Have you seen it? It's so ugly. I log into the No Jumper Condama page and I'm looking at the shit and I don't see it anymore. And it's weird because I'm looking at my own posts wanting to see how many likes they got. And I can't tell. And I'm like, well, how do I even fucking know how successful this is? Wait, you're saying it won't even show you on the No Jumper Condama page.

I'm pretty sure that you could view your own likes. You know if you go into the insights or whatever, but they definitely make it a little bit more difficult. Damn, that's sock. Can't even just look at it like, damn. Yeah, and I know that when they first started rolling it out, like last week or whatever, they did have, you know, no view count showing

and just, let's say, Housewown, Adam 22, and others like it. But now they have it where it's like you, you and millions of others, or hundreds of others or thousands of others. So it's like, okay, you're really trying to do it for our mental health. Because if you go on Kylie, generous page it's like you and you and millions of others liked it they gotta think of a better way

like what sounds crazy it's like why even remove the numbers at that point it's just a super generalized version of it like oh like millions of likes like so fucking stupid does it say thousands tens of thousands hundreds of thousands i think it goes from just hundreds thousands millions that's so generic then because hundreds is pretty specific millions is fairly specific but thousands It's like literally almost, it's like 95% of everything. All the likes. What do you guys think? Like they're doing this part?

Well, these like the people in our realm, that's like most people are getting thousands likes. They're not getting millions of likes. Fashion Nova told me that now it's going to be like even more important that people like, like just how they judge people is going to be kind of changed because they're used to being able to go off straight likes. And now, I mean, I don't know exactly what they're going to do if they're going to be asking to send them screenshots, if they're going to be. I feel like that's probably the most like logical way. for them to do that because like, I don't know.

I mean, what if you got a good fucking graphic designer, homie, that just knows how to Photoshop use some fake likes onto it? You can just screenshot it and send it to them. Exactly. Well, I mean, I would never do that. But for me, it's like, I want to take, now it just makes me like, oh, so Fashion Nova is going to have to actually judge my photos on the actual photo. So it makes me want to take better photos.

Makes you want to get drippier. A little drippier. I don't know. I thought this was Fashion. Ova. I mean, I could understand that. Very fashion nova. This is not fashion of it.

I have a hair impressing coat that is like kind of the same idea of that, but way drippier. You should wear that on top of that outfit. I was going to wear that instead of this. No, I'm saying he should wear that on top of that whole outfit. You would be dripping. You should go on the woods and we can no one would see you. With some big stupid coat. Yeah.

I just don't want to be that good. It's never cold enough in LA to rock that. Like, it's not even cold enough for me to rock this. I think it is. I'm fucking freezing cold. Having something like this in L.A. might seem like a good idea at certain times. Even tonight, it'll seem like a good idea.

It's free. I think if it gets under 70 degrees, I would wear that. Like, for me. This is about drip, my nigga. This ain't about no motherfucking. It's a very nice jacket. I kind of want to know where you got it.

Obviously, Supreme, but. This is, let me segue into our first topic. I'm going to have to introduce house phone to Dame Dash tonight. Not that I have to, but I'm going to. I don't know. I'm going to say, hey, this is my, this is my black friend. I was just going to say that. Hello, damn.

I am not racist. This is my. I have one black friend. You kept calling me racist, and here's proof that I'm not racist. No, but Dame Dash said... I'm giving him a Christmas bonus. Dame Dash said Adam 22 is not a culture vulture,

but we just now saw him calling a lawyer a culture vulture in the middle of a deposition. That was insane. That might have never been done before. I don't think so. The best part for me was him like taunting him with the, oh, you got me there. He made a mistake.

You're going to get me there. I just want to know if Dave's lawyer like literally told him, like, just go in there and just do whatever the fuck Don't act crazy as hell, man. I don't think any lawyer would advise to do that. No way. He told me. Well, okay, but the thing is, is when you watch the Bickram yoga documentary on Netflix,

which I'm now forcing you to watch, so that we're going to talk about next time, is that he, similarly, like, he was really resistant to doing any sort of deposition about his case when people are accusing him all this shit. So when he goes into court, he is just straight roasting these motherfuckers. Like, they're trying to ask him about all this different stuff, and he's just, fuck you, bough, bough, bow, just firing on him so that they couldn't really have. so that they couldn't really ask him any real questions. And his lawyer's in on it.

His lawyer's acting crazy as fuck, too. Interesting. So Dame had sort of that same energy as in like, I don't have to talk to you. I don't want to talk to you. So I'm just going to say, what the fuck I feel? He was basically saying, like,

that this lawyer just like, that this lawyer was, you know, just like all about a dollar, all about money and just would never, what did he say? He was just saying crazy-ass shit, bro. I'm sorry. I'm like,

do we have actual, like, I don't even know the exacts of it, I guess he has two different baby mommas that are trying to get money out of him right now. Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that him going to jail either this week or last week, a few days ago, was because of the baby mama paying child support,

but I thought this was something about a movie. Do you remember seeing that? Well, that Lee Daniels thing. He got a million dollars for that or whatever from Lee Daniels, allegedly, but then he said that he was going to pay this million dollars or whatever in, I guess, child support, and when he paid it,

then they arrested him right after, and they said that he has had an arrest warrant for a couple years related to a different amount of child support, I'm assuming. And so now, yeah. They're trying to get romance. They're trying to get dame. That's crazy. You go to pay it and then they take you. But they went and they got for a different thing.

But he allegedly like got out of there right away, like paid for it right away. I really wish I actually had. I saw the TMZ video of them asking like right after you got it. He was like, I'm fine. I'm doing perfect. I'm doing great. Yeah, he's telling. Yeah, he was like, I was in there for two of them.

hours. It can't keep me down. I mean, the thing is is, like, Dame Dash, like, he'll never tell you if things weren't going good. So we'll never really know. I think he's pretty open and honest, though. I mean, you know, he's just not going to tell you if things are all fucked up. Like, he just... Who's really going to get on there? He keeps up his walls around him, you know? Who's really going to

get on, like, social media or, like, just the media in general and just be like, yeah, fucking everything's going to shit right now, burning down. But I mean, Dane Dash is a king of, of... I'm not going to even say misinformation, but he's like a king of information. Like, he realized is that if he wants, like, when people are really coming at him,

that he just can put out other stories, like the same way that Trump does, where it's like, you're accusing him of this, he'll be like, nope, this person's doing that. And boom, at all the attention just moves around and it just... You got to control the narrative. You know, like, the way that... Dame Dash has not allowed a simple narrative to really, like, emerge around him. Is he broke? Is he not broke? It's like, it's hard to tell, you know?

He had a fucking $20,000 Rolex on and a $16,000, like, Cartier bracelet. Hey, I got a fucking sweatsuit on, so I'm dressed up like a pine tree. I don't know. Speaking of Aaron Carter, he now has a go-fund me because he's trying to raise $100,000 so he can get out of California. This obviously sort of flies in the face of much of what he has said about himself to us about how much money he's made this year and whatnot. But to be fair, like when he was here, he was spending money in a foolish fact.

I mean, he was giving out change that apparently weren't. real or whatever but he did spend five thousand he spent so wearing it okay right he was giving you all that shit but five thousand dollars that he spent on that face tattoo for example if he was really broke he paid rock row g five thousand dollars for that face tattoo that's what they said that's what he said but i mean the the whole thing about it you must have missed that episode but the whole thing about it is like dude if he fucking could spend five thousand on that he must not be that broke right i mean he gave me a thousand dollars cash for no reason i heard he dm'd house won the go off on me link i think he raised

1,500 out of the 100,000 how long has it been up like not even a week yeah a couple days give him some time he might run it up LM could do wonders man LMG has been on my head because i haven't got the tattoo yet but man it's stupid as fuck because

they're not like why would his fans give him money when he clearly like has painted a picture of himself as if he's like totally fine financially like that's not the kind of person that people are going to tend to want to donate because he said that they're making attempts on his life and that they are trying to silence him

and that he's the joker and he would never be silenced He's the joke He is the joke He said that He said all these things What is going to happen if he moves away And why does he need $100,000?

Like don't you... It has plenty of assets That he could liquidate, don't you think? I would think so I want to interview the security guards We didn't get a chance to interview Jenna Shea but she wanted to come on And we would have...

She's very adamant about coming on Yeah, I was busy those two days Doing mushrooms in the woods by myself But um Were you really? In the woods by yourself? No, actually on Saturday, me and Lennon went to Target, and then we came home, and I had these fucking mushroom chocolates that somebody gave me when I was in New York, and I was like,

hey, you want to do this? And I was fucking... She did it with you? Yeah. No way. Yeah. You guys both ate them? Lennon seems trippy.

She took less than me. I'm going to be honest, I got very, like, you know, I didn't trip at all. I didn't, like, you know, trip out and start seeing shit or anything. It was more like kind of like I just started to feel like oh and I just sort of like laid inside on the couch I was just really like you get like a really nice body high yeah it was like a nice body high as how I would describe it but in the past like me and this girl I remember probably like eight nine years ago we took a fucking I just think it was like a whole eighth or a whole quarter or some shit we took that shit to the face and we lost your minds we were tripping tripping I mean I've taken mushrooms a couple times where I was yeah freaking the fuck out and I definitely like when I took these mushrooms we were like you know four hours later I felt fine

we were just like going out four hours? That's a quick trip you know but I didn't even take like a full eighth or anything so after I took oh you're talking about this time yeah if anybody who's watching this and I got some mushrooms I want to give me I'm just like I'll do a video like reviewing your mushrooms next time mushroom review

I mean it was a magic mushroom YouTuber in the past when I've done mushrooms I felt like shit afterwards like the next day you feel drained yeah it's very much like you know you feel very sort of defeated but also probably like most of the times I've done mushrooms in my life I also like drank or did cocaine or something I probably that would throw it off a lot that's gonna yeah that's gonna make you feel like like I'm already acid one time but I had a zan on deck so I just took the zan like three in the morning and it was it was like I didn't even do acid because I

fucking slept through the whole bad come down like not bad come down but like the whole coming down off of it zanz are almost a lifesaver in some in some aspects which is really bad for me to say. Yeah. I saw you roast on this kid who's out here acting like he's peep. Oh my God. I hate that.

No, but I met this kid before and I hate him so much. But he has this daddy tattoo. And he has like this little little heart. He has like, dude, he's just the lamest kid

I've ever met in my life. He's a date to just like other fucking, like, weird-house girl that I know. And he used to like beat her up and just stupid shit like that and like, we're just mooching off for her guy.

Like her parents were like, her parents were paying for her to live in L.A. And she like, he like got her Like he's just like just some shitty-ass kid and just like I like dudes like that though like stay with a bitch get her I do he's honestly like one of the worst kids ever fucking met in my life really slap the fuck out of him wow oh my wait I can't I know what you're gonna say about this but I'll tell you later okay I can't table that remind me no for sure sounds good you're gonna want to know really he did something bad no not this guy this is okay oh I wanted to say it let's just say it fuck it I was at the Tracy don't say the name I'm not saying the name I was at the Tracy Ghostman show this weekend. Guess who I saw backstage? Who? Just guess.

Just like who would be the one person that me and you would both be like ready to like on go at any time? Like that we hate? We want to fight? On site. On site. I have no idea. Twitter. Twitter type guy? I have no idea. You know what's word to me? If you close your eyes

envision a red, a red bubble. Oh, wow. Press his issue. You did? Press his issue. Was he acting like a bitch? He was just like, you want to do this? You want to do this at the show?

He was acting like you were bugging because you were? I was on his ass, bro. I'm like, you're not leaving this venue, my nigga. Like, until we, bro. But do you end up like? No, he fucking ended up squeezing out somewhere. I don't know. He's skeddled.

But this is after the show, obviously. I was looking for him after the show was already gone. Wow. And I was drunk by that point anyway. I didn't even give a fuck anymore. That's so fine. I just had depressed the issue. I would never know if I saw that dude.

You know what he looked like? Yeah, because he was with mutual people. And then he like gave me this weird-ass look and then like walked away really fast. And I was like, what the fuck was that about? Who was that? Oh, my God. And I heard him introduce himself to somebody else. Like, oh, this is my name.

And I was like, no way, that's bro. But you know what's so crazy is I totally could not fight him or like I can't. Because that would be like, it would just be like. Welcome to Lawsuit City. Out of 32, go to court. Guess what, nigga, I have no money So I can beat the fuck out of him But the fucked up thing too is that if I had

Like a big homie with me and I was just like Had one of them do something I'm still going down right I'm still fucking And honestly I feel like it would have just made me look bad And it made me look like guilty of anything Or like I don't know It was just like it wasn't the time for that

Like in that moment Yeah But I just had to let him know It's like hey my nigga I wouldn't even want him to know That I was like that aware of his existence By beating his ass Really?

Yeah because I don't even fucking know what he looks like So he gives a fuck Can I say something? Can somebody look up, just Google, NBA young boy text? Because I want to read those texts. Do you know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what you're talking about. I'm ready.

Oh my God, I'm really looking forward to this. NBA young boy was texting. Texties. You're a texties. That's not testes. Look it. Can you put this so that this is on the, so that we're down in the corner and that this is big? I don't know if he knows it.

In OBS can just switch so that we're down in the bottom corner and then this is the full screen. We live right now. We have that mode? We have that enabled. Okay. Scroll down, though, once you are done,

OBSing. We've got to talk about this, too. This is, I hate that I love talking about NBA young boy and his crazy girl antics, but he just cannot stay out of fucking headlines with this shit. And these DMs are, just so next level that I just can't even wrap my head around it okay I'm done making small talk what the fuck are you guys doing this is this is the energy that I

want to keep any mission I ever text or ever sort of God we're good all right scroll down we got we got we got to scroll down I'm tapping on the culture click click to the side there so that we can scroll through these and make make everything smaller on the screen so that this isn't so massive God this is like Yuri's first time fucking using a computer every Every fucking time where you Fucking Scroll up

What arrow my first time on Instagram And look it's not it's gonna be too big for the page This is why make it make this click click No don't click there Yeah yeah there we go You don't have to click that Command minus you fucking retards Oh

There you go All right That's actually too small That's actually a little too small. No, that's fine. I can read it if you guys can't do it. Okay, here we are. Here we are. Where's my cursor? God, this is so fucking frustrating. Yeah, that mouse is fucking wonky. The fact that I have to scroll through this because you guys, because Yuri, who I'm going to blame specifically for this doesn't know how to scroll down. All right. What exactly do you want? All on the screen and one. All right. This is what the girl says to him. What exactly do you want? You know what I mean. You know what I mean. She says, you want to fuck? He says, obviously. she says, I don't just fuck anyone. I'm a relationship type girl. I need the idea on this.

Kyle Kuzma's rumored girlfriend. Does anyone know who Kyle Kuzma is basketball? He's an NBA player? Yeah, Lakers. That's what I love about this so much, is that whoever he's talking to, a lot of these NBA dudes are kind of squeaky clean, you know, they're like nice, preppy fucking whatever. At least they come off like that.

Right. They're at least invested in projecting that image. Think about young boy in comparison. to that young boy on the other hand not so much doesn't give a fuck cool i ain't just anyone better do your research on me i don't know who's been dropping my name like that but i'm not that type of girl which by the way i am now actually a believer that she is that type of girl because she seems like she's got pretty good head on her shoulders here she kind of set herself up to be that's this type of girl have have fun fucking with lames do she said i know who you are i'm not

about to sleep with you because you're a rapper. I wasn't raised like that. Thumbs up. Enjoy them lame-ass athletes. Peace son. L.O.L. First of all, they aren't lame. So she's here defending all athletes, or at least like all NBA players. I don't know.

Yeah, they definitely lame. Every, all these athletes be dick riding me trying to hang out. So, I mean, he is really having a hard time. typing. Because he just so enraged in fury that this girl doesn't want to fuck him.

But you know, there is a lot of truth to that, don't you think? Where, like, a lot of these rappers or basketball players probably just want to go kick it with a young boy, they probably think that he's so tight. Dude, I'm slapping that new tape in the gym right now. Yeah, but from her perspective, it's like, yeah, she probably wants to listen to your music too, but she definitely ain't like trying to fuck you necessarily. There's certain girls that were darn fucking. Apparently, she's not one of them.

Laughing emoji and what you say it? Niggas lane. There you go. Enjoy that dough. You say it. Enjoy that dough. You ever around in the same place I am, best believe you be kicked out. So angry.

Bro. I thought he was going to say like best believe I'm going to still try to fuck or something. Yeah. If we ever, yeah, I know. Like, if I ever see you in the same place, like holler at me. Yeah. But I've heard about him basically doing this to girls before where if they turn him down, he'll basically say like, I'm going to kill you.

Oh my God. Like that kind of shit, like threaten him, which I hate to say that. It's kind of like what goes on here. She said, if we ever in the same place, Best believe I'll get it shut down. That's definitely cap. I'm a rich-ass, N-word gangster. And ain't the use of gangster there.

It's so funny. So hot a way. And ain't nobody going to say shit to me. They know what me and all my-knickers about. There are two murder charges on my record, L-O-L. Jesus Christ. Flexing the murder charges. He is pretty hot, though.

He does look pretty good. But I don't know. That's Kyle. This is the lame that he's talking about. This guy's a lame dog. It just sucks because his facial expression is kind of lame. They could have used a cool... He got his hand on his hit live.

They could use a cooler picture. He's like, you're trying to fuck my girl? Who would you want to fuck this or this? Honestly, that. Really? Come on. You like a stray lays guy, though. Then a guy yelling at me being like, I got two murder charges, L.O.L.

You can switch back to full screen. This, but the thing about it too, though, just the fact... Oh, yeah, you need the mouse. Like the same, like the same being like, bitch, I see you in the same place. I'm gonna kill you. I wonder if young boy brags about his murder charges to all his girls. That's honestly kind of a flex.

Yeah. Like, I don't know. Do you think that if, like, you had a murder, just a casual murder, or like a murder charge at least, do you think that you would just be dropping it with every bitch that you meet? I mean, if she was really trying to disrespect me

and be like, I'll get my niggas to fuck you up or something like, bitch. I killed someone. Bitch, I killed people. But think about what's going on here. He's just asking her for some pussy, and she's saying no. And he's saying, man, I got murders on my record.

I think it's funny. Like she just kept responding. Yeah, that was such a drawn-out conversation. All of that did not have to happen. You want to fuck? No, okay, period. And then she aired him out too and put it all over social media. But he wasn't exactly like avoiding it either.

You know, he was all about it. That's like why he's my favorite rapper, though, is because he's got that kind of energy. That's also like why he, like, hate you because you'd always bring it up. I'm definitely making it worse right now, the fact that he gets pissed. Did you interview his brother or something? Yeah. What did the brother say? Is his cousin or his brother?

I forget. But either way, we entered 3-3 the other day. He was cool. He was just acting like, oh, no, young boy, cool. Like, he probably ain't mad at you like that or whatever. I'm like, I. He probably not. Maybe not.

I ain't good enough to be mad at. All right, cool. No, I was like, yeah, whatever. But if young boy wants to talk to me. Adam wants to be hated so bad. It's crazy. I just want attention. Young boy.

That's why he's wearing that. Yeah. If he wants to be cool, we can be cool. You know, it's just like, girls keep coming on the podcast and then talking shit about young boy. Like Sarah Molina was like, oh, he texted me and he acted all crazy. He said this, this and this. Gina Valentina said that somehow you got in touch with her and she went to chill with him and he was acting super crazy.

Who was the other girl that told us? Oh, Selena Powell. Well, it's probably because you make the fucking thumbnail title. Like, NBA Young Boy is a crazy person that women do not like. I didn't even do that on the Gina interview. And I didn't do it on the Sarah interview. They just like, the fan pages take it and clip it and they rock with it. Shout out to the fan pages.

Fan pages are fucking insane too. I mean, maybe he just, like, should it be coming at these girls like that? I don't know. Maybe that's a good step. Maybe if a girl acts weird to you or doesn't want to fuck or whatever, don't threaten their life. But that's just me. Definitely not.

You know, I'm not saying that's a only way to live. Hey, is that the role with kicking her out or, like, not having her around or just being like, oh, fuck this bitch, whatever. Or shoot her in the leg, you know? I mean, no. You can't shoot her on the leg these days? Maybe no. Never mind. Okay, don't shoot on the leg.

But you could, like, you know, you can push her out a second story building in the pool. You can do that kind of shit, right? No? I don't think you should do any of those things. None of those things. I love young boy. I'm a firm believer in the block button. I will block a bitch in the quickness if you keep bugging me.

And I'll just kind of leave it there. But like the real life equivalent of the block button. Security, get this bitch out of here. Push him out the window. Or like Gucci Main or out the fucking car, moving car. Out the moving limousine. If you need some motivation in life, go watch that clip of Gucci Main where he's performing on stage and he punches the bitch in the face. That shit is.

You ever seen that video of, uh, of this dude, like, forward body slamming plies. Like, plies is, like, rapping on stage. And he was like, hey, bro, you're a little too close to me, bro. You're a little too close, bro. And, like, the niggins, like, drunk, and he, like, gets up on him close enough. He grabs him like this and then throws him, like, with, like. Really?

The fan throws plies? It was, I don't even know if it was a fan. I don't remember if I've seen it. It really was plies, though. It wasn't, like, a fake plies? It was one billion percent plies. Wow. He's like, color money.

Did you see the video of Skemast Rapin Naked? stage. That was funny. You know who that was? That was the dude from horror from this guy named Yeti from horror. Horror? Yeah, like that's a band. H-O-99. Oh, that's who it was. I think. I think that someone said that's who it was. I don't know. I took one look at that video. I'm like, that is not a scheme as. This guy's mad, muscular. It was actually really funny, though. In comparison to scheme as that dude was fucking brolic. So I knew I knew it was in him right away. But can we see our list of topics again? Sorry, I'm trying to find this video.

I really want to show you. And also, if we could see the live dashboard at the same time, too, it would be good. Oh, yeah, we got a nice little 20K, uh, 20K in here. 2K. I'm like, we got 20K and that bitch, nigga, let me be a K. That's all 20K of you guys. That's all 20K. Let's talk about the fact that Iggy is a and Playboy Cardi's rental home in Atlanta was burglarized.

I want to know if it's that one house that you were telling us about. Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking about, too. Wait, can I show you this video real quick? Is it the video you already showed me of his house? It's Ply's, no. Oh, applies. Oh, okay, so Ply's is rapid. Oh, my God.

Gotty! Like what? Holy shit. So, yeah, Cardi, apparently, we, we, let's just put it this way. Somebody that we know told us that there was a lot of, chill, just. Firepower. Uh-huh, okay, apparently.

You can't tell Adam anything. I know. I don't know. want him to say it on me. I'm trying to avoid saying anything. Yeah, just. But apparently there was a reason for Cardi to be concerned about defending his home because he got robbed. We think he is in tow. You ever, uh, you probably don't listen to all the playboy Cardi leaks or whatever, but I do know. I hate leaks. He has a song, R. P.m. That isn't out yet. It's like a leak. I love that song. He said, spend my money on guns and pills, and I believe him. It's a deadly

combo. You don't want to do those together. Spend my money on guns and pills. Pills are so inexpensive. You know, that was a house? I don't think so. Pills are so cheap. I don't even know that I didn't even know they even live together. You don't want to have Playboy Cardi money and then also be really into taking pills.

Because you can get unlimited. You know how many, like a million dollars where the Zanz is? It's a lot of Zanz. That's way more Zanz than that's way more Zanz than that can kill you. It's probably more Zanz than there are on Earth at this moment.

Actually, no, probably not. Because realistically. ones or fake ones? Yeah, the fake ones, too. No, you know, I saw that, you know the pink taco restaurant? Mm-hmm. I saw that the guy who started that died, and he's, he's like a 38-year-old white boy, so I'm assuming probably drugs.

Probably got that fence served to him or something. That's fucked up. I don't know. I don't know that. I'm not saying that at all. That's just what I'm assuming. And think about how much money he probably made from that restaurant. Like, he's probably living pretty, pretty well.

He's fucking Viper room, too. Oh, this dude was caked up, dude. Right, you know? He just died recently? Yeah, he's the other day. RIP to my guy. I don't know his name. You don't even know what's a deep.

Hey, anybody who's been to Vegas, been to Pink Taco, right? I mean, they got it out here, too. I ain't never been to it out here. I didn't even know they had been in Vegas. Yeah, they have one on Sunset, I think. Yeah, that's the one I've seen. That's the one I've been to Viper Room. They have more.

I go all the way to Vegas to just get some Mexican food. It's just wearing on that. Speaking of random Vegas food places, we got to go back to Vegas. Nacho daddy. That's a good one? Amazing. Really? It's like a nacho place and they have, like, weird ass, like,

toppings. Like, I had a tithe. fucking spicy Thai one. She had the only Asian option that they had on the menu. Really? That's interesting. When we were in Vegas last time, it's like, there's something about knowing that you're going to be standing up at a festival for like six hours.

That makes you hungry? Or they really didn't make me want to do anything else otherwise, like before or after. Did you go either of the other days? Yeah, he went all day. Bro, Saturday wiped me out. I didn't go any other day. I was feeling like ambitious and I thought that we were going to go all three days or at least two days, but I had to do it just because I'm like we're not really

we're probably not going to get videos done unless we do so those are up go watch the day in Vegas videos from Vegas no jumper also if you add the no jumper Facebook and drop a comment then you could win a thousand dollars again one thousand dollars that's a lot of money dude that's a Christmas bonus what if I go do it I was going to say I'm about to make a bunch of Facebook pages right now listen if I give it to someone who I am friends with already

then that is going to be very correct Nah, just an employee. Day laborer. Definitely not your nearest and nearest. I'm just child laborer. Child laborer. Yeah, that'd be cool. I wonder, imagine if I knew you, if I knew you were at 17, would I have wanted anything to do with you, like, content-wise? Like, do you think you would have had anything to offer as on-camera personality at 17?

No. And actually, maybe. I was crazy. I feel like he would have been crazier than he is now. Yeah, I was pretty crazy at 17. I feel like I don't think I ever meet young people that seem like they would be, really, really good on-camera personalities right then. Yeah.

It's like you could go have your own YouTube channel, but in terms of like being like a co-host or some shit, I feel like you need more a life experience. You gotta be into your 20s for sure. You gotta learn what, like, what do you think it is that you need to learn by that point? Like just... I mean, I feel like it's when he says life experience,

it's like you have to have things to talk about. And what are you can talk about? School? Mom, dad. I wasn't going to school at 17. I was doing wild shit. But sometimes like Began, dude, Began when he was like 19 when I met him.

It was crazy because he's talking about shit that happened like 10 years ago. Like he's not 19. Yeah, right. So what happened when he was nine? But he's talking about like music and like BMX videos and shit that came out like 10 years ago. I'm like, bro, you're like eight when that fucking video came out. And he's like, yeah, but I just been riding BMX since I was like six.

So fucking I just know about everything. I'm like, that is insane, dude. I didn't know when I was 18. I didn't know about anything. I was so stupid. See, that's the thing about the internet and like fucking, you know, like, kids growing up so fast on the internet it's like yeah they fucking are everything you talk to a fucking 15 year old now that they fucking know everything that you know you probably didn't know

when i was like but by the time i was like 15 or 16 i was starting out of the internet porn but when i was like 15 i would have probably killed somebody for like a good quality anal porn VHS take i would have killed somebody for an anal porn i would have like that's how bad i was trying to get my hands on that kind of shit and i just wanted to see sex you know like horny is fun you want to see anales specifically I mean, yeah. I feel like white dudes are really obsessed with anal shit. I don't know why.

Yeah, I mean, no, that's just fucking deathifying. Okay, wait, question, question. All right, I feel like in the urban community, right? Of which I am a part of. Now, now, now. Growing up, you were. No, definitely not. Okay, listen, so I feel like a lot of my white friends told me that girls will let them fuck in the ass,

or like give them head before they would, like, have regular sex. with you. No, not in the white circles I was a part of. I would hear that I thought white girls would like give head first or like let you fucking me a butt. I would hear that about like the Catholic school in my town. Religious shit. Yeah. So like I went to the regular public school so that was

but then I would like meet somebody that went to like one of the Catholic schools and they would say that about girls and as like regular fucking dudes we're like, are you serious? That is the craziest shit ever. That sounds nuts to me. It is the most insane logic. We can all acknowledge right now that like. But when you're like 17, you're like, what?

Yeah. I mean, if you're solely basing it off the, because the only line of thinking that gets you to doing anal before vaginal sex is just the idea that your vagina having a penis in it somehow defiles you and makes you so impure that you should do anything to avoid it, including doing anal, which is like a million times more painful, more invasive, more difficult to be totally honest. If you've never had sex, like, good luck doing anal. It's a sole thing.

That's a whole thing. It's not exactly the easiest thing in the world the first time you do it, my friend. So, I mean, it's just crazy that religion can really trick people into doing the dumbest shit. I imagine Kanye telling girls to fucking, just do anal. Don't do vaginal. It's not good, no. Like, abstain from sex while we finish the album, but I allow. Yeah, we allow occasional anal once a week.

Wednesday afternoon. we're permitting Amel within the good music family. I feel like all the white homies is like, yeah, she wouldn't let me fuck but she would just like suck my dick or da-da-da. And I'm like, I'm like, these fucking black girls in my area aren't even trying to suck dick. They weren't sucking dick because that was definitely a thing that a girl would get to top and not let you fuck.

I feel like girls in my area were like letting you fuck, but not. I'm not sucking a dick. Ew. I'm basically, bitchy used to be like, I never put a dick in my mouth in my whole life. Like, that's some hood shit. That's crazy. That's like, what?

What are you fucking crazy? Yeah, exactly. Because I do, I remember, like, I did this, like, prissy-ass, like, sort of, like, rich girl when I was in, like, my early 20s, and she was, not, like, rich girl, but she was, like, from, like, fucking, you know, it's sort of, like, nicer more, like, upscale, like, white area and shit. And there's just, like, a point where I realized that, like, she had fucked, like, four dudes before me, but she had sucked, like, 35 dicks. And I'm just, like, like, how? Like, it had never even occurred to me. I'm, like, 22. It never even occurred to me that there were girls out there suck.

fucking that many dicks and fucking that many few dudes in comparison mind line that's kind of yeah it's kind of nice like she's giving out blowjobs for no reason just get I mean some girls just like sucking dick and it occurred to me through talking to her because she's like a girlfriend that like oh like whatever it was like generationally

because she's like three years younger than me or the fact that she was like fucking from a different area or whatever that to her sucking dick was like not that much different than like making out or like giving a hand job you know it's like an extension of that and I can kind of get that because, you know, I've gotten head playing times and it's, it's not that invasive.

I think it's just like the, the moral compass that you have as a woman. Like, I don't know, some people don't think that sucking dick is that big of a deal. And I, the friend that I'm not going to show you her picture or whatever from college with the big boobs. She, like, loves it up again. She loves. I want to see. No. Remember last one?

Let me just see one city. She just, like, love sucking dick. And, like, she, uh, no, stop, stop. But she would just like to do it for, like, practice and, like, to get better or some shit. And she's still in these practice. Get better. What do you have to get better at a given dome for? Are you, Tiana Trump?

No, I feel you. It's just like bizarre. She was just like really was like prideful in her head game. That's how porn is corrupting these girls. Peace, Maloof, peace, Phil. Feeces. No, but you know. But this is kind of the weird thing about it.

It's like I truly believe that, you know, the average woman's promiscuity level is probably largely governed and we don't state. enough about this by the size of her clitoris. Because if a girl is born with a huge clitoris and they just love having sex, they're probably going to have a lot of sex and be much more connected to their sexual desires. Whereas if a girl just happens to be born with a fucking...

Because we all know that there are girls who are born that never fucking orgasm and shit. You think that has anything to do with the size of her vagina? Yes. Yes. You've seen China's clip, bro? You couldn't tell me that she wasn't going to become a fucking wild one. I don't know if you know anything about the...

What? Also, I learned that a clitoris is a size of a zucchini. Of a zucchini? What do you mean? Like a long azooki like this big? I guess it's like goes up in there or something. Oh, okay. And then the whole clitoris.

And like the thing is only on the house. Okay. What? It goes all the way in there? Well, because, okay, think about it. There's a lot of like. If a girl, when a girl's coming, it's like her stomach is always like, uh, and it's like, so it probably is all the way up there.

I just feel like I've looked. I looked at so many, like, maps of, like, a human body. I don't know. I've never seen, like, a giant clitoris, like, blob in the middle of one. I don't know what the fuck we're talking about right now. Kim is trying to educate us about the female body, dude. Okay, I also heard it on a reality TV show I was watching this weekend, so I could be wrong. But it sounded a bit right.

Did you know that No Jumper is featured in the new season of 90-day fiancé or whatever the fuck I show is? I think I saw your post about that. I don't really know why, but... That show is fire. Yeah, like, a bunch of people sent me... Yeah. I don't really know what they were doing with the shirt. I haven't seen it.

But somebody made me sign a form. I forget who it was, but there was some lady that was like, oh, we're getting No Jumberg gear on 90-day fiancé. All you got to do is sign this form. And I'm like, oh, wait, can we talk about- My mom loves that design. FYI. Speaking of signing forms to get the merch clear, the good old story about our friend

Desto Dub. What? What? He was wearing, or him or a pump was wearing the, that's an awful lot of cough syrup merch and the Gucci gang video but Desto Deb didn't have his ID to sign the waiver and missed out on the how many how many fucking views go to you're at it believe on YouTube has almost a billion views dub pulled up one billion views dub pulled up wearing that it's a awful olokhov syrup shirt and then in the video they needed to sign the form to clear it but dub

didn't have his ID so he couldn't really sign the clearance form for the shirt so then all of a sudden in the video it's blurred out so that's like a billion a billion views worth of promotion of his shit that he missed out on. But realistically, he couldn't have called in the next day and fax them a copy of his ID. Maybe he just didn't have an idea at the time. Maybe he just didn't

do it because he's a lazy fuck. I don't know, but I feel like he definitely has redeemed himself since then and has made it. Yeah, I see like Chris Brown wearing it. Yeah, he's going on. Young thug. Shout on my boy Desto Dubb, man. He definitely ran that up. But, I mean, he's

done an amazing job with it. It's really something to be said for when you have a brand like that that is cool but isn't so attached to his identity than when people see it like I mean I see it and I think oh Desto Dub's shirt. A lot of people think it's dope like I think Thug is not wearing that thing and like oh I'm wearing Dubbs merch

he's just wearing it because it's just cool. Yeah that's like business branding 101 is that you have to, that's why you have to make a brand that's not affiliated 100% with your name like no everyone's not going to wear a Camgirl shirt but like they would wait I don't know. Bladazzle bloodline.

But to be honest, to me, I think that is kind of a good name to make merch with because there are a lot of camgirls out there. And to be a camgraw is kind of a cool thing, which is obviously very weird since you're like the furthest thing from a camgirl. But it's funny. I was actually thinking of that. And I was going to make like these cool pillows with like camgrawl on. And I was like, maybe I should just start seating to cam girls only.

You also you don't want to like. I would if I would if I am. You don't want to appropriate like sex. About camgirl culture. That's kind of the weird part is like how long until they get mad at you? I don't want them to get mad at me. I've seen girls on the timeline calling out dolls killed because they make stripper heels. And they're like, oh, you're co-opting stripper culture.

I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. The idea of like appropriating culture has officially been stripped of all meaning if you can call a doll's kill for making stripper heels, bro. They're mad at dolls kill for making sex worker clothing but not supporting sex workers. I'm not too sure. I mean, but think about it, though. If you're going to have that type of shit, why not just hire a bitch that is like an actual stripper to be like

the model or something. I'm going to go out on a limb and say they probably have. No, but I know bitches that have like, you know, reached out or like whatever. Like, they just like got shut down by them and shit. I don't know what the fuck dolls kill is doing. I'm not really trying to defend them. But I mean, it just seems like a, I love dolls killed. Really? Huck me up with a lot of stuff. Okay.

Well, I'm defending them too because sometimes I drive by and I'm fucking driving by like a creepy ass quagmire looking out the window at the line. Like, hello, ladies. Ewlackmire? Like a creaky-y-ggy-a. Yeah, yeah. Gee-de-gee. Some, like, dudes used to come to me at the store.

I'd be like, what should we do around here? I'll be like, go down by Doll's Kill. There's a long line of girls. You can go try to talk to them. No, okay. Brian Pumper had this thing, and he was like, he did like a whole skit. He was like, I hate what niggas coming to me and ask me where the holes at. Like, nigga, I don't know.

At the store. At the grocery store. At the library. Go talk to him. Be yourself. Like, d-da-da-da-da. I mean, he is the king of being able to meet a girl. anywhere apparently and but think about that if you're Brian Pumber and you're like a known

niggot to be slang and dick that yeah the niggas are come niggas probably coming to you all the time where the bitches at adam didda yeah and that's so weird because it's like you realize that i just fuck my girlfriend and like other girls that she brings around sometimes it's not like i'm out here drowning and tang right yeah i'm saying so it's like they they want you to fucking like you have like a fleet ready to go hang out with any rapper at any time they think that lena too like they think that just because lena knows a lot of porn stars that lena is going to be able to mobilize a force of girls to just hang out with some random rapper for no reason on a wednesday night go to the studio it's like why would any of these bitches want to do that with their night

honestly that's true unless they're just like a job just having a fucking group of girls that can like go yeah bro that used to be me though that used to be me that used to be any rapper hummy calls me i can call up five bitches right now from and have them all pull up i mean just like you're there are you know weed guys lean guys pill guys i was the whole guy. You could definitely be a guy who just comes through with some hose. But I mean, unless those bitches are selling pussy and you're like organizing how they're selling pussy, then it's kind of like you're just like a halfway pimp. If you're pulling up with a bunch of girls that aren't going to fuck, then it's kind of like. Or see, look, it's cool. What you do is you pull up with the

hos that like, you pull up with bitches, excuse me, you pull up with young ladies who just want to go out and have a good time. And if they so happen to make a connection and want to sleep with you, that's between y'all. That ain't, I, niggas be like, yo, put like, you all can bring bitches are they fucking i'm like nigger that depends on you and how you come at the bitch and if she likes you or not are they i can't if the answer is just yes and it doesn't matter at all like you or what you do or how you act in anyway yeah yeah like what do you want me to say like are they fucking like bro they're i can't believe these are real conversations but i mean but like let them have some friends that are they're fucking like for sure i know some

girls like in the foreign world and stuff that it's like if you bring them around Regardless, they're fucking everyone. She might not let Yuri fuck. But, I mean, realistically, they're probably going to let house one foot. They would probably definitely let flat perp fuck. Flat perp? Or it's real perp? Well, probably real perp.

But, you know. Did you have to do, like, interviewing the fucking cardboard and shit? Or what did you do you do with this? We just had it here while I did the interview, so we didn't really go too crazy with it. Hashtag flat per. I didn't even notice that it said that to right now. Hashtag flat perp. This is what happens when you sign to a label.

They just start doing shit like this. It's just like really interesting. His fate is pretty nice too. I like these pants. Like having this here, you can like really like look at it. Like I didn't know he had those neck tattoos because I'm not going to like look at Purpin like examine his face like in person, you know. Batman vibes right there, you know.

I also didn't know he had that either. It's always tough when you got to cut out some crazy dreads, you know. Yeah, right. And they did a job with all. How's his hair now? I feel like he changes his hair every two seconds. He said he's not going back to the dreads. He's just going to keep it blown out like the way he has it because he said girls like it.

I felt that. Honestly, I am a man that is. No, do what the ladies like. That should always be the motive. If girls are telling you to do something different, do it. But you know, if you grew out a fro, you would be so much more viral. Me? Yeah.

I have like... He's had a fro before? No, but I'm talking like if you were walking. I like wearing hats, though, so I can't do that. I know. I'm just saying, like, there's certain things that are just viral. And I just, I'm picturing you with a big ass fro, and I'm just like, God. That would be cool?

There's no way people wouldn't be able to talk. about it because they would just see that and just be like and and do you remember that he had a fucking tennis ball haircut for a little bit yeah he died his hair green and it was like a straight it wasn't like the kind of frow that i'm talking about it it was like i was like a little mini fro and i remember when i saw it and i was just like oh word that's going to be your thing now all right like if if hey if trippy red and a whole bunch of other people can come out here and make bank off just having red dreads why can't he be mr fucking tennis ball head exactly why can't i I have, like a tennis core on your head for a second.

I'm a little, I'm a baby Cisco right now, you know what I'm saying? I mean, you have how many years do you think until your hair line goes to shit? Honestly, my dad is bald. It looks fine, honestly. Yeah, honestly, it's pretty good. I'm gonna come clean. I think it's good. Yeah.

Would you ever pay for a hairline? If it got really fucked up, maybe. I get on my Adam shit, on my Safari shit. Fuck it. Never done that, Kim. Like, how you said, Kim, I'm the one who said it. When I went to Malaysia, there were so many people in the fucking airport with, like, crazy ass. Like they got they look like they got new heads

What do you mean? It's like because they, I guess they go there to get hair transplants a lot or whatever Whatever the fuck it's called It's crazy you could see like the little Team Malaysia trip Going on I mean you two yeah

Hey That's all I'm gonna know you guys went But yeah It's insane It looks like you got Mind your business I'm seen I know you're talking about Because I've seen it in the airport before

That I just saw a dude And his whole front of his fucking scalp Was just like red as fuck Yeah It looks like it looks like It looks like you wear a hat or something you just, I don't think you're allowed to. It looks like they cut you up and just like,

peeled it back and put some shit and like, I don't know. That's what it looks like. I would wear, I would at least wear a hoodie over it to cover it up. Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't be in the airport just like that. I'm gonna come clean. Oh, maybe you can't like, I don't know.

Adam would know. That's asking. Or you would know about the secret lipo. Oh, I forgot about that. Secret lipo. Hashtack, everybody. Or are you? Is that a rumor about me?

Is that going around? Me and her started. No. Or you're. on the roids again. Oh, no, no, no. One of the three. No, and in fact, I know.

Back on the roids. Back on the roids. Fucking on boys. Back on steroids. Oh, I like that. No, I know people who are on steroids, and it's definitely, like, out there for me if I want to do it, but at this point, I feel like I lost 20.

What you're doing in the gym? No. No. And shooting up in the bathroom, and shooting up in his ass and jacking off. I mean, I'm not going to lie. It's kind of tempting. It would be fun.

Did you actually jack off in the gym bathroom? Yes. A couple times. Oh, God. What? I'm not surprised. It went down the drain. Speaking of going down the drain,

French Montana's health going down the drain. Why is he in the... They must be doing their best job to, like, keep it hidden what happened to him, but he's still in there six days later. I mean, you're French Montana. He's still there now. He's still there.

It's been like, yeah, five, six days. And Meg, the Stallion went and visited him. Saw that picture. That's beautiful. Before she made it public, or right after she made it public, that she's breaking up a money bag, yeah, we can talk about that.

But I mean that I'm scared for Frenchmontown. What's he doing in there for six days? Like you're a rapper, you're a celebrity. You probably have all kinds of shit on your schedule. For like for me to stay in a hospital for six days, it would have to be something ridiculously serious. Like something life-threatening. You know?

Well, this is the thing. Even online, they're saying like they don't know exactly what happened and what was like severe stomach pain. But they said he was an intoxicated when they pulled up. It was like some type of police report they had to pull up or something. first and then they ended up deciding that they needed to take him to the house. They handcuffed a bunch of other people in the house, but then they said that he was intoxicated, which is interesting to me because I'm thinking like, what does French Montana get fucked up on?

He seems like you obviously probably drinks and stuff, but is he a Coke boy? Is that like a dull meaning? Like, so does Coke and he does Coke? No. No, he's a Coke boy? I don't think he's a Coke boy. He's from the Bronx. You ever seen that old video of him and Mac Miller drinking Lean in the studio?

And he was like. But French was warning Mac about it. He was put, he was like, this ain't what you think it is. Like, this is the real shit. Like, even if you think you had the real shit, this is realer than that. Mark was pouring up the stupid dark lean in that video too. He was like, I got this. Bro, that, when he's pouring up that sprite, you're like, holy shit.

Like, you don't see sprites that look like that, bro. That was like... That was probably some real activists or something, too. He probably put all pint that thing. It was crazy. And that was probably some real act, too, like some back in the day. Because that was, like, 2009. If French still does drink lean, then I'd definitely seen him do it publicly in a long house.

He definitely looks very fit and very, like, not drinking lean. He has a little belly, no? I think he used to. But maybe he figured out that he had a different kind of health issue once he got in there. Maybe he was, like, just drunk or some shit, and then they get on, I don't know, though. The cops really come because you're drunk?

No, they came because his neighbors thought there was, like, a burglary or something. Really? Yeah, like, it's too much fucking noise, too many. And then they pulled up and then they, like. Too many niggers partying it up. Oh, God. Adam's like, you can say it. Go ahead.

He's just, like, censored himself. I'm like, what do you, why are you censored? There's not like Twitter. You're not going to get trouble for fun. Why today? Why censor? Speaking of burglaries. Oh.

Do you guys know about this attempt on Blue Faces's house? I didn't read about that. No, I didn't. Who put that there, Yuri? I don't know. We approve these topics. No, no, no. I know exactly what it is.

There was a fucking, there's video footage of these guys like pulling up to Blueface's door. And it looks like they're about to rob him, but then they don't. So they put up to his door and he was inside of the house? I don't even think he was in there or whatever. they just had video camera footage of them pulling up and trying to... Because they probably realized it was like, oh shit, maybe we shouldn't...

Like a stakeout. Like send the... What's the word? Warning message? Not the warning message, but the people like come and check on the house for see if anyone's home. The flu flammers always do that. They pull up, they knock, they fucking walk around the house, they look at the windows. That's crazy because that just happened to me, I think.

Really? What do you mean? Yes. So we just moved into a new place and we have like this gate thingy that we could park a cars in and they haven't installed the shit to like make it close and open like automatically. So we have to kind of like, manually do it. And we're coming in and I get out of the car to like open the gate and shit.

And this fucking weird ass bitch is walking out and she's all frazzled. And I thought she was my downstairs neighbor because I haven't met her yet. She's on the phone. She's like, is this blank and blank street? I'm like, no. And I like try to introduce myself and like shake her hand. She's like very standoff. She's like skidding running away. And I'm like, was that the neighbor? Apparently that wasn't our neighbor because our neighbor is not the same race as the woman I saw. And I'm like, what the fuck is that bitch doing in the backyard? Whoa. Also, our friend's car got broken into the other day right in front of your house. Why are making my house seem like this crazy place?

It's not. You still live in that same spot? No, you moved. No, no, they just moved. I'm not, but. Say the exact city. Her car and I get broken into? Say the cross streets.

You sleep in your car? No, but. Sometimes. No, no, no. I just saw, I mean, I'm just going to say I saw Karauki's YouTube video on that, him. He's been sleeping in the car? Look, so he starts off this video. in the Hollywood Hills, right?

It's like, beautiful backdrop. He was like, he was like, this, you can have this view too. You can live like this by sleeping in your car. No, he was like, this is how you live in Hollywood Hills on $0. Right. It was so tight. I didn't watch a video, yeah. I'm going to watch it.

I don't want to sleep in my car. I can't do it. I mean, you don't have to sleep in your car, but he's like a starving artist trying to make it out here, you know? Try to make it work. Shout out to karaoke. Honestly, I really believe in him, and I think he's going to do some fucking great things. Honestly, shout out to him. I love that guy.

Shout out. Go follow. Denied approval. Go sub to denied approval on Instagram. I mean on YouTube. Go follow the No Jummer Facebook. You could win $1,000. I'm trying to give away $100.

I just want you all to know how real it is that I'm really going to like film myself giving $1,000 or somebody on the story soon. Black Friday? You're going to go fly to them? No, I'm going to fucking. No, I'm going to probably show the money in the video and then in reality I'm going to like PayPal them or send them a check. But I mean, you know, they'll get the idea.

They'll see the $1,000 in cash. I play poker on live stream the other day. So also that's another thing people can do. They go search out of 22 live at the bike. There's a fucking video of me playing poker, and I look fucking crazy. I fucking make the one hand, I play really good, the second hand. But the first hand, I won, but I fucking fuck this hand so bad. And it's just.

Speaking of money. Jesse Taylor keeps calling me like every day. What she want? I have no idea. Speaking of money, have you guys seen the new Tesla truck? man i want it okay so it does look it like Minecraft car

are you the one posting those fucking memes no that was not me but okay but it's funny because you've seen all the all the fucking internet flexes posting like the confirmation emails up right it's like a hundred dollars it's a hundred dollars down really yes and it's refundable if you don't want to fucking if you want your money back oh so now they

i could pay a hundred dollars to get that fucking screenshot or i could just steal it from someone else so that's why they say that they sold $187,000 of them or whatever. Yeah, it's probably like past $200,000. I mean, the weird thing about that truck is, like, if that shit is $40,000, that's not that much money. So it's like, you know,

obviously you're not paying up front for a car most of the time. So nobody should really be that surprised if that's the deal, but I didn't know it was a hundred hundred dollars. And it's fully refundable. Me and Sid were like arguing back and forth though. She was like, it's not going to be done for another fucking, it's not going to until 20, 2021. By then

I should be able to afford it. That's what I was thinking, listen. I don't, I personally, I mean, maybe if that's, I want one. I mean, he's probably, he's what, like, Apple is for technology and iPhones and whatnot. So if all cars are going to start looking like that, like, yeah, sure, maybe I'll be down to get that car. But at this moment, I don't know. I can't see myself getting in that car and feeling cool.

I can see myself getting in that bitch every day with these fucking Gucci Air Force ones on and my fucking Ameri jeans. No, I feel like if you, if you're getting in that car, you need to wear those fucking stupid ass, puffer jackets that are silver. No, dude, that's what I'm saying. Like, you got to upgrade the drip and just be hopping out. You can't just walk in there with, like, pajamas. Right.

If you pop out of the Tesla truck in the old Navy, hell of it. Definitely not. If you pop out in some flash it, then... Are they going to have the butterfly doors, too? Oh, that would be so sad. You got to get that shit wrapped as soon as you get it or get a crazy-ass paint job, bro.

I get a black one. If you got it and then had it wrapped or painted, like, the next day, you'd be rocked. Everybody... Everybody would be able to be like, oh, you see Adam came to icy in the fucking teal Tesla truck. Nah, I feel like you got to keep it either that weird gray, do like a weird army green or something. I think that they're doing it in colors and they just did the model one in that weird steel. I want the weird steel one or black.

The funny thing is, did you watch the presentation video? And they get through the rock or like it was like a steel ball. That was what that? It was a steel ball. That was like not planned, right? Okay. I was like Because the whole It didn't break

The whole rest of the presentation Seeing like the fucking two Wwant Wawls in the Or whatever cracks in the window I'm like this is stupid This is the whole thing It was supposed to be like completely like You know

It wasn't supposed to shatter or anything like that I mean I'm gonna come clean to me To me Obviously I'm not an investor Investing millions of dollars into this So like I can understand why They may have felt some type of way About that happening

But to me I'm looking at like A optimistic side I'm like, the shit didn't break. But it cracked a little bit. It cracked. But I mean, is it worth it for it to go viral just off of that? And that's probably going viral either way because this shit looks so crazy. No, but I think that definitely added an extra amount of virality to it.

I just can't understand. Like his response to it was like, oh, no. I just can't understand how they didn't. Like, if I was going to do that on stage, I would probably have tested it a couple times. That's why it makes me feel like he. he did it. Like, he's just funny and, like, I don't know, I feel like it was part of his... Maybe he was high. We know he gets high

now. Yeah, he pushed up. I feel like on some aspect might have been planned. I just... I think this would be really funny, guys, and good for that, dude. I don't put it past anybody at this point that everything is fucking concocted and, like, you know? Yeah. That, Adam getting robbed

in the store? Fake. Fake. So fake. So fucking vague. Hakeem told me they planted it. I'm joking, I'm joking. Listen. I came told me I went to court with his fucker and the fucked up part

is that I guess I'm not going to court with him again because when me and Yuri went they told us that we didn't have to fucking go anymore so he just wasted a whole morning why did you bring you because Yuri was there he was there bro I got up at like 630 in the morning to fucking go do that was a terrible terrible day that's that really

to sit in the elevator with the nigga who tried to kill you I was never actually in the elevator with him but it was dangerously close we would have been if me and Yuri kept walking at one point Hey, can we, we have two topics that I want to get to before we do the dash. First one, Logada versus Trippy Red. Do the Dash. So last night, Low Got It posts a video on his Instagram, and it's like a two-minute video of Trippy Red basically ranting into the phone with red lights.

And Trippy Red is saying how basically Lil Gottit commented on the Instagram post of I believe Aleks and said, you sexy. Which she is. Really? I think she's all right. She's all right, looking. I haven't seen her in real life in a while. I'm going to hold off judgment on that. She's pretty.

I saw her in real life in Vegas for the first time ever. I don't respect for Trippie Red. I'm going to, no. Maybe I should interview her. Oh, God. Yeah. No?

Don't give her that cloud. Go ahead, though. Let's get some thoughts. But either way, Lil God it apparently has like, Trippy was making the point that God it had been around Trippy and they are really supposed to be boys, and now God it was, you know, making a play for Aleks,

and Trippie's very, very, upset about this and basically was saying like you know they would beat his ass or whatever that he just didn't he didn't appreciate it because that was someone he actually loved he called his baby mama not actually his baby mama but he did say that she got an abortion right that was crazy that was kind of a weird reveal no one knew that before right i i don't know that for sure if they had a baby trippy and alex yeah oh my god what if it came out with face tattoos what if it came out and just chilled would get him all the time that would be really cute that would be really cute It just became best friends.

That's actually, if I have a baby, I don't want them to definitely be down with Geck. I'll fly to the other side of the country just for a play date. That means you've got to hurry up and get those nuts loaded up in Lennon. I know, because all of a sudden, Geck's going to be three and fucking 22 Jr. is going to be one. Yeah. Power and balance. Three-year-old don't want nothing to do with a one-year-old. He's going to be smashing his head into a wall.

He's going to be, like, running around turns up already. But either way, how do you feel about it? Do you feel like if, if, if, if, if, if, if, you know, Your rapper peer, somebody that you were homies with that you had been in the studio with and stuff, and you have a girl that you were really in love with and now you've been broken up. Realistically, the trip has probably been broken up with Alex for like six months, almost a year probably. How would you feel about me or a similar level homie commenting on? Because as I say it, I realize this I would not do this.

Yeah, I mean, it's fucked up. It was who? It's coil array, not alex. What? Oh, okay. That's even spicy. year. Why are you, you Googling this or something? He's seen in the chat. Oh, okay. So it was

Coyleret. Wow, so that's interesting. That's the even more recent. Coilet is more validly sexy to me than Alex. I'll take Coy over her. I'll also. I think they're both beautiful women. Beautiful women. But I'm just saying. I also think that Coyleray is actually like kind of talented with her music and not kind of. Her music is actually like good and shit like that. Yuri, can you pull up the lyrics to the song Lurray off of Trippie's new project? It's the first song and we're going to read those lyrics. on screen because I don't know if you guys know about this

but this is a whole thing but yeah I mean I just I would never do that like if you had a girl that you dated for a year and then you break up with her you have kind of pregnant stuff and I know that you're still butt hurt over it I'm not doing it no way it's way too weird and if I was

going to if I actually liked her enough that I really wanted to chill with her or whatever then I would probably like say something to you like yo like it's your ex it's from back in the day I know but I really like Back in the day, like last week. Right, but I definitely wouldn't be dropping comments on our Instagram saying, you sexy. And knowing that you're going to see it and that there's going to be a thousand comments from my fan saying,

oh, you're talking to us one's girl, et cetera, you know? I feel like at that point, if you really want to be that guy, I'm just slide in the DMs. I don't think you really need to say that on. I think a little God it doesn't give a fuck. Apparently, since he's also out here fucking 16-year-old. I was going to say, what happened to bad baby? I was just about to say, what the fuck is that? I guess he's over that.

He's feeling himself. He's just out here fucking everybody's exes and. Maybe he just lit, yeah, maybe Maybe he's just like, fuck it I wonder if Coil-Reyer is, what if he's not Coil-Rae, what if his bad baby is the ex-baby Mama? No way. No way. I'm just joking.

Oh, yeah, but that's something. Whoa! Plot twist. As soon as you said, yeah, he's just fucking on everyone's X. I was like, wait. We don't actually. We don't, but wasn't it, didn't like X? Or no, no, 6-9, tried to expose Trippy as sleeping

with Bad Baby when she was underage. But it was supposedly because Bad Baby admitted it. Supposedly, Bad Baby admitted it to X, and X is the one who told six-nine this. If you watch Trapler-R-Ross videos, you would know this. Oh, shout out to Traplor-Ross, because I have been watching a whole bunch of Traplor-Ross, and I hit him up on Instagram, and he was showing. I should have said, hey, Trappler-Ross, little house phone put me onto your channel.

Can you start giving me my credit, please? Thank you. That's all I need. That's all I need. He texted me about it. That's all I need. All right. Thank you. So you were offended when you saw me tweeting about Traplor-R-R-A-R-A-A-A. A little bit, yes. Wow. I was like, really? I just told him this yesterday. Well, but it's not like it's a secret to the people on the podcast who watch it and they saw us talking about it. I'm just being a dick here. I'm just like, I want my Leo pride sense of like, I showed you that.

I saw some weird shit on his channel though because he does all the like mega click-based stuff. But then he also has he had a video about like LA rappers like 1985. No, he did like a whole thing of LA. He actually, I got to watch it. He was in LA. Did he? Oh, fuck. See, that's why he needed me.

He asked me to like like go with him to Watts or some shit and like help him with him. Do it because you're too full of shit? I was like just bullshit that day. I was going to, but I was fucking sleep or something. I don't know. I'm doing cocaine. I probably like did hell of coke the night before and it was asleep. Trappler Ross is from the UK.

He's probably doing more coke than you. He probably came with a fucking packing. Their coke sucks. He probably got some ketamine in his back pocket, man. I don't think so. He seems pretty like put together like he's not doing. What the fuck is lore? I don't know.

Maybe that's his name. Trapplor, like folklore? Ah, Trappelor Ross. I'm not saying that that actually. No, I mean, I think that's exactly. the idea. I wonder what made him realize that he was the white English dude to talk about, you know.

Oh, no, but he's really funny with him and his accent, the way he like... And he'd be rost in the fuck out of everybody. He has really good jokes and, like, makes actual funny jokes. That's what made me actually like that dry humor that I love. No, but it's funny though, and he'll, like, insert a little clip or something. He's fucking... And he's the best. He takes

like sort of complicated things that have played out on social media, and then he uses social media to, like, really give you the full story of it, which is... Like, if I really... This is making me happy that you really are appreciating. If I had time to sit around and, like, spend, like, 15 hours making one YouTube video, I feel like they would be good, like, his.

Unfortunately, I'm, like, just out here in no time. He just did one about, like, Drake and Georgia Smith and J-Lo. Yeah. Bro, I was like, I didn't know anything about any of that. And I was just, like, bro, like, how did you even find any of this info? Wow. It was, like, really in depth. Let me, uh, Yuri, switch to the other OBS view so that I can read these lyrics.

here. Let's see if he can figure this out. I almost forgot about this. So this, a teaser to this was uploaded to his Instagram shortly after he deleted everything off his page, which is what everybody does before they put out their album. I want to do that too. Not like, I'm coming soon. Oh, by the way, too, I just want to say that I had somebody who was trying to like book Trippy for a show and they asked me like, yo, can you ask Trippie to do a show for like X amount of dollars? And Trippie responded, I, like, his rate is like four times that, like he gets paid a fuckload to do a live show these days. Makes sense.

Yeah, he sold over 100K on his project, which actually is pretty crazy. Yeah, I saw that. Isn't that his highest debut? I was a little surprised. I listened to the album, and it's kind of interesting to me because he has, like, a lot of, like,

really soft songs in the beginning, and then, like, the latter half of it, he's got, like, his Jewish World collab, his young boy collab is, like, all, like, a lot of harder shit towards the latter half. I have to listen to it, me honest.

Maybe it's his Melly versus Melvin. Mm. I like a, I like a good transition. Like, I like, I want it to stay on the same pace the whole album. I'm going to maybe take some more mushrooms and listen to Melly versus Melvin when I get home. I want to take some shrooms and listen to the Shippie Red album and get all sappy.

You know, I have to do a DJ Vladenemy tomorrow at 10 in the morning. Why you keep linking up with Vlas? I didn't you just put out like four Vlaug Clips the other day? Oh, yeah. He's interviewing me. I hated that setup, whatever that fake background was. That shit was terrible. It was like weird ass chandelier.

And it was out of focus. Don't ever do that again, please. Yuri, can switch to the view? Boom. This is, okay, so this song is called La Re. Good to now be here. It was love at first sight and misery after two months. Ooh, okay, so we're getting some information about this.

This is the one where he's kind of like spoken word, talking to it, and it's like the little good talk. And he's clearly talking about his relationship with Coilera Amos. Okay. Always feeling fucked up either by love or no love. I thought you was married to the single life, she said. I wasn't necessarily looking for happiness, just less pain. I should have said something. You said the only thing wrong with money is you ain't have enough of it.

You said you deserve better, and now so do I. Anyways, the best part of us was me. Ouch, that line hurts. When you got with me, you are a genius. You are now without me. You have to live life as an idiot. When I heard that part, I just was like, what? Perplexed.

You named the song after her and then used the song as an, opportunity to call her an idiot. The best part of us was me. That's kind of a bar. If I heard that about me, I'd be very sad. I just could not believe it. That's such a unique scroll a little more.

I don't write songs are right life. I told you that. And you were only fucking with my feelings because you didn't know your own. I do miss who I thought you were. And sometimes I'm miserable without you. So it's just like you're still here. Shit.

I need you to show me. Love me. Love me. Love me like you own me and my heart. I need you to show me. Love me. Love me closely. Okay.

I'm going to read again. Trippy is really an emotional guy, man. Because I'm reading these lyrics. This is like some shit that I would have maybe been able to think when I was like 18. But my heart doesn't turn cold, man. Now you just don't give a fucking nutty. I mean, I just have a hard time. I couldn't write poetry like this at this point of my life.

It's definitely like poetry. Have you heard the actual, like, song on, like, the way the beat is and shit? No, it's very, it's like, he's literally talking. He's not even, like, singing or rapping this part. He's like, spoken word. No, like, literally. I mean, when you dedicate the first song on your biggest project to date to dissing your ex. And the video was really clean too.

But it's kind of crazy because he's actually, he's, like, dishing her, but then he's also, like, I want you back. Sort of. Sort of. Not really. I don't really want you back. Love me. Love me closely. No, but he's saying, like, that basically you're a piece of shit.

So, like, yeah, it hurts that you're gone, but I'm still better off. It's kind of what I'm getting from. That's on the other. Yeah. Like, I do miss who I thought you were. Like, he's saying so much passive-aggressive type of shit that you say in a breakup. Like, I don't even, I'm not even going to miss you. I miss the person that you were.

That's so something that, like, you would just say in a breakup. Also, he probably misses when, you know, Dan Vegas didn't book her for a bigger time slot after him. Burn. I wonder what them having sex looks like. Why? I don't know. They're both like 19. Why do you want to know?

But he looks like a little troll doll, you know? That red hair. I can't believe he never did a collab with the troll doll brand. You know what I'm talking about? He does look like a troll doll. That would have been fire. Damn, he should still do that free game. Dude, I'm trying to do that.

Just put some fucking red dreads on one of those things. Add some tattoos, maybe a chain, boom. Troll doll turns out of a trivia red. And he could probably sell a lot of them. There's this video that I repost on the Nogeper Instagram, and she's twirling around wearing this cool, outfit and it just occurred to me as like, I want to post that on the No Jumber Instagram. And it was just, I don't know what it was. She just looked very happy and fun.

But the main thing that stood out to me is that her jacket was directly taped to her boo. So the whole time it looks like you're about to get a nip slip and then you do not. I loved it. I really, I mean, and that's not the reason why you posted it. You posted because she looks so happy. I guess, yeah, the feeling that you might see a nip slip at any given second is kind of, It keeps you on the edge of the seat. She definitely, like, taped it on or something.

There was some shit going on there. It definitely felt like a titty was about to pop out. Definitely. So shout out to her. Moving on, what was the other thing that we were going to talk about? Shout out to Trippy, by the way. Go listen to that project. And go follow the nudge of a Facebook to win $1,000.

$1,000. You sound like Kim when we do this stream. She's like, all right, guys, get in there. Hundreds? This is our last topic. Skinny from the 9th fight. Did you guys all see this yet? Oh my God.

So basically, some dude, and this is... Engineer. If you go to the academics, we would show it, but it's violence, so we're not going to show it. If you go to academics's Instagram, you can watch the video. Basically, some engineer tweeted, these motherfuckers put me engineering, skinning from the nine session.

I'm going to make this shit sound terrible on purpose or something like that. So, skinny from the nine, apparently saw that tweet, and then ran down on the engineer and was... He was fucking beaten on this fool. You would have thought that this fool fucking killed his whole family or something the way he was a test. hacking this world. Now, we don't know the whole story. Maybe the guy did worse shit or whatever, but it looks crazy. You think he was, you took that as he really beat him up that bad, really.

I mean, he kind of ran in there with like eight niggas and they kind of just swarmed him. I probably have to watch it again, but it looked like he was trying to kill the guy. Like, he was going way harder than that tweet would seem to necessity. If I was a rapper and an engineer tweeted that, I would probably just ignore it. I would probably just go to another session like, yeah, fuck this dude or something. Or be real and just be like, I'm skinny from the nun and I'm trash. obviously it's like what do you I thought he's not trying to do

stuff bad stuff anymore didn't he just post like a I'm sorry he put up a video on his Instagram basically being like I want to apologize to all the people that I was rude to I kind of felt like he was sort of subbing me in it because I'm definitely one of those people that he fucking wishes that he didn't

fuck up his fucking relationship with me because I was always I never fucked with his music but I was always nice to him and I did the interview after he got fucking kidnapped and stuff we got mad we did a fucking listening party for him at the store. Oh my God. We only did that for money. I just want to make that perfectly clear. We got paid to do that.

I didn't know that. We only did that for money. Wait, what did he do? And he was mad because we didn't tag him on like a soldier boy post or some shit. Yeah, that was exactly. There was a picture of him, Soldier Boy and Meek Mill. That's a random ass picture. Yeah, but he was actually, people forget this.

Skinny from the night was cool for like one week. And he was running around with Soldier Boy while he was out in New York. And Meek Mill, I think, posted a picture of him and Soldier Boy like, oh, look, we're cool now. But Skinny from the other was in the photo, and Meek didn't tag him, but he didn't cut him out either. And then our previous social media guy

reposted it again, but cut Skinny out because the whole purpose of the fucking photo is that Meek Mill and Soldier Boy were cool again. When were they beefing? I bet you had beef at one point. I'm out of touch. This was like a year ago, and they had beef

for a couple weeks or whatever. It was like kind of a cool thing to show like, oh, they're cool, whatever. But I just want to say this. When I saw that video of Skinny from the 9th saying like oh I'm a piece of shit I fucking apologize or whatever when I was at rolling loud and he had nobody with him and I had a big ass security guard with me as well as like a lot of other people I'm friends with skinny from the nonsense his fucking manager or

whatever over to try to squash it with me because he he was by himself yeah because he's by himself and I'm with a bunch of people and there's security everywhere and shit what did you say I said no I'm good like you know because it's like I don't even know him like to the manager the manager's saying like to respectful of a guy I was like honestly like, I just don't fuck I'm like, I don't want anything to do with them, so I ain't trying to talk to me. It's like, it's not like you're like somebody

I was hummies with and then we had like a real riff. It's like you're a peon-ass fucking dork who was trying to get some cloud off of me and now you're mad that you can't get any more cloud off of me because you're irrelevant as fucking your career is never going to go anywhere obviously stupid. And now it's just like, what do I have

like, I can't accept a apology from you because I don't respect you at all. And neither does anybody else. peon as dork. Yeah, after he did that fucking apology video, I went on his Instagram in a very fucking long time and I was looking at his pictures and like Jesus fucking Christ, the girls he hangs out with all look fucking underage as fuck. But then the problem is that he looks underage too. So like they all just like matched together. It looks like some weird high school shit.

It's like it just makes me feel uncomfortable. These girls are like twerking on him and like underwear and shit. I'm like the I look like I'm watching like some weird high school It's just the fact that bro he moved to L.A., got signed, got money, was living in the mansion and now he's already back in Jersey hanging out with girls that like graduated high school last week and are like fucking like that's like dude look at how fast that happened

that's crazy yeah fucking hey honestly this shit will chew you up and spit you to fuck out bro like this shit it's like a cautionary tale man it's real bro and it's a cautionary tale because LA Reid can afford to waste a million dollars signing you and then whatever it's also a cautionary tale of just like don't be a dick to everybody to people I have a real problem with

Big of a head. Dude, because, like, honestly, like, when I used to be running around out here off to Zanz and doing shit, I don't know if I, I have a real thing. Like, I have, like, a, like, damn, like, I want, I hope I wasn't, like, a dick to people or, like. But the thing about Skinny is Skinny could have been nice to everybody, and that would have helped his career. Hell yeah. But at the end of the day, you're still such a fucking douche, and you can't really hide that. Yeah, exactly. You know that?

There's only something you could do to hide the fact that you're just, I want to use the word, bag, but we don't talk like that in 2019. Just a loser, really. I don't say that anymore. But that's just really on the tip of my tongue of like trying to explain. I mean, you still said it, but you just didn't blurt it out. I said it slow. I chopped and screwed it. Yo, I had 40 pizzas in the last 30 days.

I was about to say that. Excuse me? Like what? 40 pizzas. You didn't see that? The Papa John thing? No, but I want pizza right now. Well, hey, wait, wait, wait.

What was the whole, what's going on? He did an interview. Did you know why he got fired from Papa John? No, no. He was on a conference. with like all the staff, all the employees or whatever. And he was talking about the N-word. Why?

In a situation of which he was explaining how somebody used the N-word in which they shouldn't use the N-word or something. But he decided to repeat it. But he actually said the N-word. And there were like, ER, a A? I don't know if it was an A or an E-R. But he said it on the phone call, which, you know, if you're like an old-ass man, like, maybe you think that, like, if you're talking about it, you can just say it. Okay, I get it. But you could have just.

to said the N-word and been safer, you know? Let it fly. So somebody who was on the phone call, like, because apparently there's like a lot of people on this phone call, they reported him. Oh my God. I know. But how can he report Papa John's to Papa John? Because Papa John does not own all of Papa John.

You know, it's like a publicly traded company or whatever. So then this starts blowing up. And so they're boom, like, you're out of here. Papa John's is out of Papa John's, you know? And then I guess he, I think pretty quickly, like, realized that he now has, like, lost all his power. and maybe if he had fought to stay in that position and been like, oh, actually, it's okay.

I just said the end order. It was all good. Then he maybe could have, like, lasted longer and have, like, more of a chance. But he just gave up right away. So now he's coming back and doing the media tour and he's just, like, explain. Like, he just sounded so crazy in that video

because he's talking about how bad the Papa Johns is and how he had 40 of the pizzas and they were all trash. He said, I have 40 pizzas in the last 30 days, and let me tell you, he doesn't know nothing about the pizza business. I really hope that he just ordered 40 pizzas and that he didn't actually consume every single one. And also, it's like, I hope that you got all 40 from a few different Papa Johns, right?

Because it's got to be, like, one place that has fire, Papa John's and, like, another one that sucks, right? It's got to be different. The quality control is definitely scarce, you know? Bigger sample size. But what did you say? He said, there will be a day of reckoning. It was like a wrestler promo. It was literally like a fucking, like the new Joker movie about pizza or something.

Yeah, that was fucking crazy, man. Shout out Papa John. I mean, I don't know if I could say shout out Papa John because he dropping in bombs on here. He did bomb it up a little bit, but I mean, did they lose like an NFL deal or something shit? Because of that? Because of that?

That seems unfair. Fucking A man. Let Papa John rock. Let Papa John rock. Speaking of like inward and like racist shit or whatever, my home girl who's a newly white rapper, right? I'm going to go ahead and just put her in like the Lil' Debbie category. I'm not going to say her name.

A little white rapper. So was she already a hot girl on Instagram and now she's a little white girl on Instagram? and now she's a white rapper, Instagram. I don't know what it is. Is this the person that you're a ghostwriter for? Yeah, yeah. Not yet, but we're working on some stuff. Anyway, so she has like a album, like a single about to come out.

And I guess she, like, sent the picture to her friends to be like, oh, hey, like check out the artwork, blah, blah, blah. And in the picture, she just like, you know, dripped up, whatever. And she has like a bamboo earring on, like, whatever. And, like, her one, like, black friend was like, this is racist, like, d-da-da-da, because she was wearing a fucking gold earring. And I'm like, to me, maybe I'm just not the wokeest nigger to ask about shit like that. But I'm like, the bitch is wearing an earring. Like, what's the big deal? Like, I don't know.

Everybody's so thirsty for something to get offended by that they're just making shit up. And it's like her friend that she that grew up with and like fucking went to middle school with. When it comes to the truly woke, it really doesn't matter how good of friends you are because they will trade you in for some fucking victory points, virtue signaling bullshit. But it's fucking crazy. This girl that she's talking about her boyfriend is a white rapper. And this girl's black. This girl's black and her boyfriend is a white rapper. But she's saying that the home girl is racist or the picture is racist because she's wearing a gold earring.

It's so stupid. Are you sure it's because that's the only reason the bamboo earrings? If I'll show you the picture, you'll be like, what? Like, I'll just show you a picture right now. It's not as if she's like monetizing. Like it's one thing when you're somebody who, you know, throws on like a full like deschiki inspired fucking outfit. And you're just like sort of blatantly like taking

What's racist about that? Entire concept or theme. If somebody shows up in a kimono with chopsticks in their hair, yeah, I get how you can see that. It's kind of offensive. Adam's good friend. Oh yeah.

She is racist. Fuck that. But I mean, yeah, she's definitely not like wearing a do-rag. Yeah, she's not like wearing a du rag. No, but that bitch is the queen

is just talking shit about fucking everybody about the most retarded ass shit ever. So yes, fucking she is racist. Because she called me. No, my favorite thing about that bitch is that she, like, one time was, like, random Raven calling me racist on Twitter or whatever, which I don't even, like, people call me racist in one ear or the other because it's like, all right, cool, you tell Lou, all right? Just kidding. Oh, yeah, yeah, and house phone.

But I'm just saying, like, I don't really take it that serious what people say about me. But with her, she was saying on that shit about me, and then a week later, I seen her, and she was there. You seen her where? This was, like, years ago. But I seen her, and then I'm worried. with O.J. the Juice Man. And I was just, I remember thinking to myself, like, whoa, that would be like a really

good, like, plot for a movie or something. If you were, like, a secret racist, but then you just kick it with O.J. The Juice Man all the time. Or maybe O.J. knows. But for some reason, he likes you so much, that he's cool with you being a racist. Like, that would be a pretty funny concept, right?

It's like a Chappelle type of skin. Like, your one black friend just happens to be OJ. The Juice Man. I know. Would that be really funny? And that's like, like, the niggins who, like, chained trap music and just like made a rap music ignorant. You know how they always have like a buddy movie? You know, like two cops. OJ the Juice Man and then some like 55 year old racist guy.

And they're just, they're just... Listen, if they want to sign me up for this movie, I'm down. This has been the No Jumper show. This has been the No Jumper show. Thank you guys for tuning in. You're here every week. If you enjoyed this, you're an idiot.

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