No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 20

Episode Date: December 4, 2019

Adam gives away $1000 live on air 7:15 Camgirl and Housephone explore Omegle 8:05 Fascination with the Dark Web 8:26 No Jumper $1,000 Giveaway 9:45 Adam calls the $1K giveaway winner, Edgar 12:05 Would Yuriy fly to Philadelphia for Mcdonald’s hookup 13:05 No Jumper Holiday Bonuses 14:21 Adam22 and Housephone tells stories of GHB 16:42 Bikram Yoga Documentary 18:33 The Irishman on Netflix 19:30 What if Stitches was in Wu-Tang? 20:30 Stitches viral moment, gave out fake coke at shows 22:33 Dame Dash and Adam22 Show recap. Camgirl and Housephone meet Dame Dash. 26:00 Vlad speaks on his experience working with Dame Dash 30:19 Adam22 and Housephone are Eskimo Brothers 33:42 Housephone reads joke tweet 35:17 A fan makes Housephone a Facebook 35:49 Housephone lies about getting his Instagram hacked 37:52 Who Adam22 would follow on Instagram? 40:33 Fashion talk. Dressing yourself vs Stylist 42:20 Housephone gifted a pair of $2,000 Nike SBs 43:40 Camgirl gets a kendama lesson 45:20 Housephone plans to drop the “Lil” from his name 46:36 Wack100 upset with Adam22. Wack says Nipsey Hussle isn’t a legend 49:30 Will Adam22 be considered a legend when he dies? 50:17 Wha’s Akademiks’ legend status when he passes? 51:25 New album from YNW Melly. Is he incriminating himself in the lyrics? 55:22 Durk responds to Adam22’s tweet about YNW Melly 58:30 Adam22 speaks on removing certain things from interviews 1:00:55 What are you grabbing in the event of a house fire? 1:01:55 Housephone survives apartment fire 1:04:00 Dama22 and LTP plan on getting a new cat 1:06:00 Drake vs Diplo beef 1:13:10 Do you think XXXtentation and Lil Nas X would have been friends? 1:14:10 Rap parody porn 1:16:52 Adam22 and Housephone talk about creasing themselves growing up 1:19:57 Offset allegedly Dm’s 69’s girlfriend, Jade 1:24:49 Offset’s hackers did a bad job trying to convince the public 1:27:05 Camgirl and Adam22 discuss stealing from airports 1:30:00 Yung Bans beats his murder trial 1:31:26 Playboi Carti’s label asked DJ Vlad to take down Rubi Rose interview clip 1:33:50 Adam22 gives robbers some advice FOLLOW OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! https://spoti.fi/2vi9lsD CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper and iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-jumper/id1001659715?mt=2 and follow us on Social Media: http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I thought that was an Andrew Yang yet. No, but Andrew Yang and if she hustle, they have a lot in common, really. Is it Wang or Yang? You need to fuck with what? Yeah, I guess you should do that and then give me the phone back. We are going to be announcing the winner of this $1,000 Facebook contest. It's going to be Kimberly. That actually would be really corrupt and fucked up.

Yuri, just make sure you do mine and give me the phone back. Same. You always like to keep it for a long as weird. I need to use my phone to do stuff in this podcast. I just don't want Yuri with my phone. You know? I totally relate to that, yeah, because I mean... He keeps writing down our passcode and then fucking losing the paper.

And let's be real, Yuri puts things in his asshole, and we don't know if our phones might be next. Oh, God. He would have to, like, lube it up and all that. We're streaming? Yeah, we know. Yeah, we know. We're talking about you on purpose. He tells us that we're streaming as if it's not obvious that we're talking as if we're streaming.

We're talking into the microphones. Hello, everybody. Interacting with each other. Yeri, Yuri, Yuri. Do we want this chat up or no? I don't want to see the chat. I just want to see the number of people viewing. which is so far at a massive 100.

How are y'all feeling? How's fun? You had a ketamine vacation this weekend? I don't know why he keeps accusing me of being on ketamine. Oh, I forgot about that, actually. I go and I see you in weird, dark, isolated rap shows that just seem like they're in, like, dungeons of just cess. And I just assume there's people shuffling ketamine up their noses. No?

I just love how you just be making freestyle and shit off the top of the door. You didn't see me at any of the other. He performs at cool places, okay? He's going to perform at Rolling Loud next week. When I see you, though, and you just have a show in Seattle for like one day and you're just out there, I just assume that there's some shady shit going down. I'm sorry. I mean, honestly, shout out my Seattle, niggas.

I'm going to go turn the fuck up. I'll be in Seattle this Friday, December 6th. Come turn the fuck up. Run up a Checkington. Baby son. Hook, Ned Arb. We in this bitch. Let's go.

Seattle. Rob, your local veterinarian and then come through with a horse tranquilizer to the show. Exactly. Yeah. I don't want any horse tranquilizer. Stay away from you. You don't fuck with the K? Nah, man, I never fucked with that shit.

A lot of people are into that. Yeah, like you, apparently, you keep talking about it. I miss that wave, to be totally honest. You keep talking about it today. I never did it. I don't believe you. You have to at least try it once. No, I think I did a bump one night, but I don't remember feeling anything because I was

already all fucked up. It was a long time ago. There's probably some girl that gave it to you. You thought it was Coke. I mean, just like, ah, no, but definitely I've had coke before and then had girls come to hang out, and then the coke was fake, and it was just like the worst fucking vibe killer. What was it, like fucking baking soda? I don't know.

Dude, I'm not going to say his name. But I was hanging out with this girl. And she was like, I just left her homie. And he gave me this Coke. And I was like, I don't want it. And I talked to my homie who gave her said Coke. I wonder who it is. No, no, no, no.

You have no idea what it is. It's not who it is. But anyway, this nigga chipped some fucking shit off the wall and put it in the bag and sold it to his girl. The fact that some shoe has lead pain in it. It was hilarious. Bro, the hustle is real. Jesus.

When he told me that, I was like, I'm so glad I didn't do any of that. I should just crush up some, like, Advil instead. I'm getting, like, chipped paint. If you're getting pussy off selling people fucking plaster bag, he's a Coke. He wasn't getting pussy off it. He was trying to get rid of the bitch and get her out of the trip. Shout out of my boy late night. Fuck it.

Shout out my boy late night. Oh, wow. Late night. Follow him on Instagram. He does drugs, I think, based on the description that housepunch just gave us. Oh, God. So the bitch some dry wall. So the bitch some dry wall and told her to fuck off.

Yeah. I have looked at the ceiling, like, at school and shit. And, like, you know how when it's, like, little, like, I guess it'd be nice to just shave it off. Did you eat paint chips? I didn't ever eat weird shit. I don't know why people were eating, like, when people were eating, like, that was something you could eat. Like, erasers and boogers and shit. I never ate that shit.

Oh, my God. I have a friend who has, like, a permanent scar on her neck because she had to get surgery. No, she had to get surgery because she ate a sand pie as a kid. Wait, a sand, like an actual? Like, she made a sand, but ate it. But how much sand are you really going to be able to eat? She had to get surgery. She still has a scar on her neck.

Why? Because there's sand in her throat. I don't know. They had to, like, go into her throat and fucking fix it. I don't know. If I was a young child, then that happened to me. By the time I had the age of, like, 12 or 13, I think I would make up something that was less embarrassing than I ate a lot of sand. Yeah, like I got stabbed in the neck or something.

I would make up anything to be better to that. Oh, that's a good one. Bro. Eating sand. Was there, like, a time period where a lot of people were eating sand pies? That's insane. Let's go ahead and throw some S's in. the chat if you ever ate a sand pie before

whoop whoop is sand pie like a thing I thought like sand castles were a thing I've never said sand pies or what about like uh jankum that's one of my favorite things Jenga Jenga Django Jankum is this thing that allegedly used to happen

I believe it's been proven that it did happen like in third world countries where they would sort of take shit and vomit and put it in like a bucket and cover the bucket and let it like ferment and then they would go sniff it and it would get you fucked up apparently I feel like I've watched up apparently I feel like I've watched a vice documentary on this.

I want to go watch that tonight. Jankum? How's fun the type to pull up at the fucking warehouse party with the Jankum? The Jankum pack. Fuck the K. Fuck the K. We have to Janker. Okay, wait, wait.

Can you give me a step by step break down to this so I can make this at home? Listen, I think that there is a vice documentary like she mentioned, but then also my friend Justin Wang, he made a video. No, actually slightly, but he's sort of like him. Yeah, he's sort of like India. Is that the YouTuber dude? Yeah, I like him.

He probably makes about $1,000 a month. So in that way, he's much like it. He has great. He actually said he makes good YouTube money. He has great hair and a great mustache. Wait, is that the guy that was here with, like, a Keem star? Considering that Justin Wang makes videos about, like, the come, My Little Pony or some shit, some guy, like, put a My Little Pony and cum and, like, basted it.

I don't know exactly what he did, but either way, like, that. I love that that was the one example of it. That's the kind of thing that he makes videos about YouTube. has not fully demonized his channel. Where he did one about like the origin of two girls one cup and how it might have been fake. It was. It was Sherbert.

That's fucked up. Man, isn't that kill your dreams? I feel like some of it looked real. I mean, how much. I don't believe it now? How much fucking chocolate ice cream would you have to put in your asshole

to be able to shit that much of it back out? I feel like if you put it in your asshole, it's going to mix with a little bit of poop. No, but not that much because girls clean out their butts and get their butts super clean for porn all the time. Yeah. And a mom. You don't really eat much before.

Our assholes so wide open and stuff it with... Bull of Ben and Jerry's. No, but I think that there being no toppings might make it a little bit more smooth, maybe. Like, if there was almonds and chocolate, shit. It would start to get a little mushy, yeah. But I think that's the whole point of it being like... If I went back and watched Two Girls One Cup now, I bet that I would see it as ice cream.

That was probably, like, one of the most, like, craziest videos I first saw when I was younger. It's actually crazy to think that that many people watched videos. of people eating shit, that that was an actual viral thing of like, oh, the internet's new. Let's all use this cool technology to watch videos of women eating feces. Because, you know, still to this day, like, we all know we could probably go watch that right now, but nobody has done it since, right? I don't think I've watched it ever since I first. I watched two girls one cup, and then my entire life since I have not seen a girl eat poop.

Amazing. We recently went on Omagle. Oh, my God. And there was some weird guy. He was like, want to see some weird freaky shit. and like I was about to click next and then this guy over here is like, show us the weirdest, craziest thing you got.

He showed us like... He showed us some weird shit, like a girl fucking a horse and a dog and then like a girl pooping and eating that and like that actually looked like real poop to me. On Omengal, which is basically like chat roulette. Yeah. And wait, he was showing you like...

So he was at like his desk and he had like... Another desktop. Another laptop. And he like turned it over and like was just zooming in and showing us in fact. And he had like files and files of like... of just crazy, nasty shit. That freaks me out so much to know that somebody has, like, animal porn because it's, like,

that means that you had to figure out how to go get that. I mean, he probably just, you know, got a VPN, got a CPN, got on a, got on a fucking... I think you have to go to the dark web if you want to get animal porn, though. He got on a VPN, fucking got on a dark web, downloaded some weird shit, do some tour browser. I'm really fascinated by the dark web, even though I've never been on it, and I watched a YouTube video that was, like, exploring the dark web, and I don't remember anything about it. It seemed pretty boring. I'm pretty sure.

All those exploring the dark web videos are terrible. Do you guys want to see me give away $1,000? I'm down. Watch this. All right, let's go. I'm watching. That was a great smooth transition from shit and animal porn to that. I want to tell you what this.

So how did you go about picking the winner just randomly, or they left a funny comment? He had a great story. I'm going to read you the story. Yes, it is a man. Okay. I'm ready. Listen to this. You are the man, Adam.

Me and my wife and kids had a house fire. homeless for a year. We just got our apartment and we're trying to get back on our feet just in time for the holidays. I'm a hardworking father and husband. I got blah, blah, blah, blah. Basically just saying that you know, that house fire. Okay. And that really kind of

hit my heartstrings. I was just thinking about how bad it would be to have a house fire. So let's call this guy up until we're giving him. We're calling him. During the holiday season. I'm going to call him, which is kind of weird because he's going to have my number. But whatever. I have like, I have like,

I have like fake like number apps. That's smart. Yeah, why would you not use that? I mean, what's he going to do? I'm giving him for $1,000. He can't do anything too crazy. I don't call you for another thousand. What if he doesn't answer?

That's going to be weird. I told him to be ready. Oh, he knows. I messaged him on Facebook, yeah, because for the record, this is the dude who. I want to see a picture of him. He's probably, like, taking care of his kid or something. Also, it could be lying, but fuck it.

I was thinking that. What if he completely just made that up just to get $1,000? Oh. Edgar. Edgar. Yo, what's happening, G? What's up with y'all, man? Hey, where you live at?

No, where in your name? Philadelphia, P.A. Oh, shit. Philadelphia. My guy, Lou, he's from Philly, too. Okay, yeah, A.R. and, Lou? Cucking people. Yo, so you really had a house fire? Yeah, really had a house fire broke back in 2007 camp.

53, 44, HAC, I had our apartment burnt down. We stayed in our car for about a year. From there, we was in and out of hotels. Then from there, sent my wife to Colorado, but she just recently came back because, like I said, I was able to land a little job at McDonald's, which ain't much, but it was able to afford me to get us a little studio apartment.

So, you know, just trying to get back on our feet, man. Damn, bro. Well, I got good news. You won the thousand bucks. Yay! Yay! Hey. Everybody show Eckers.

Some love in the chat. My boy, Edgar. Happy holidays. Yeah, I just... I read the comment. I really, you know... Godine you from five years, man. That's crazy that you, you know?

God damn. That's amazing, bro. Fuck, yeah, man. Hey, I hope it helps, especially during the holidays and everything. Most of that, bro. How many kids you got, Eger? Three.

Damn. And two years old. Damn. Shout out. Yeah. Wow. Amazing. Shout out to them, man.

Yeah, tell them all. Merry Christmas from the No Jumber Gang. For sure. Yeah. I'll just message you on Facebook after and get your information for how to hook it up. I appreciate you, bro. Much love. Have a good one, man.

Bye, Edgar. Shut up. Bye. What a guy. Shout out my boy, Edgar, man. Shout to him. He sounds like a very hardworking man. He did.

It sounded like a hard-working dude. Hey, he's working at McDonald's. Hopefully, $1,000 means a lot. I can help him out with his whole holiday situation. Hopefully, he can help Yuri out with some McDonald's and stuff, you know? Was Yuri just eating at McDonald's? Is that how this went down? Yeah.

Well, he's going to fly to Philadelphia, get some free McDonald's come home. I thought Yeri would make that mission to get anything free. Yeri would be like, I'm going to Philadelphia. I heard I could get a really good hookup on some McDonald's. With some free McDonald's. I don't know how. He needs so much McDonald's that it'll actually cover the cost of the flight. He's like, I don't know how I'm going to get there on the flight,

but I'm just going to stream. I'm going to stream and I'll just see if they'll pay for my ticket. Yeah, I'm going to stream. Maybe somebody will donate 40 bucks. I can get some more McDonald's. I'm going to get some burger king. I'll make a video eating both of them. And I'll do a comparison.

Yo, can I just say that we went from like $25,000 on Facebook to like $50,000, almost $50,000 or something? You think from that video? I think just for me shouting it out so much over the past week. So I do feel like it was probably a good investment of our $1,000. And we got to cheer Edgar up for the holiday. Shut up. Fucking Edgar, man. Go Edgar.

Go Edgar. Go Edgar. The Camgirl and household got holiday bonuses as well. I used that to buy a flight to Atlanta. Thank you. No, I didn't. You didn't. Whoa.

You did. You just didn't know. Wow. I did. I did. No, I didn't know. Yay. Yay.

It would be a weird time for me to tell you no. It's not happening. I was going to say, like, what if everyone got to accept me? That would be pretty funny. And you were the one that was your. That would be kind of weird That would be so fucked up No but thank you

If you didn't If you didn't give me that I wouldn't have had extra money To go to Atlanta Oh thank you Right No I'm just trying to push for details

On his old He's off the ketamine I don't know where Like I walked in And he was like How was your ketamine weekend It's just like I don't know man

I'm stressed out I was just like a bit I did two podcasts yesterday Two podcasts today Four podcasts What is you being stressed I have to do what you I got to take it

I don't know You had a ketamine weekend before though No I'm done Canamine one time my whole life and it was on accident I didn't want to do it. I was that. It was yeah, it felt nasty. It makes you feel like like you're in like a not fun playhouse.

It felt like I was sitting in this chair right here, but I was all the way across the world. My body was in your office. And then when you're walking, you're like falling over and I was like, this isn't fun. And then the people I did it with was like, that's the fun part. I'm like, I want to walk. I've done GHB and that shit is fun and sense. I did GHB with your ex-girlfriend.

Oh yeah. She's the one who got me to try to. That's so funny. Yeah, the day rape drug. How do you do it? Do you drink it? Yeah, it's like, in a bottle cap. I watched a video.

I'll give you an example right now. So say this water bottle was all full of GHB, right? What you want to do is you want to take a little bit. So it's fun to rape yourself? Basically, yeah. Yourself. You don't do this to anybody else. If you give somebody the day rape drug, you give them like a pill that has a lot of it, I'm pretty sure.

Versus like if you. Like a bottle cap doesn't do the, what? Yeah, you take less than what you, what these dudes are given to random girls. So scary. So the way I was introduced to it, it was a water bottle. It was a water bottle. It was like a yellowish color. Oh my God. What if it was piss?

She filled up the cap like so. Yeah, it's a tending. A slow amount. And it tastes really bad. It tastes really bad and really weird. And after doing it maybe like once or twice, I was at the same house. And I went to go take a, you know, swig of a water bottle. Oh, my God.

You did that too? No, no, but I didn't do it. I almost did it. Okay. So after that me and that girl stopped hanging out, I had this friend who he has. ended up at her crib and he did that exact thing except he took a huge swig of it and was just like

what the fuck everybody starts freaking out he just took so much GHB and then he ended up fucking her and he blamed it on that but what happened he got super fucked up and was just like I mean honestly he probably was like borderline passed out because I'm sure he

drank more in that moment than you would ever give someone on purpose yeah on purpose because I watched the video I watched the documentary I think I think just came out on vice about it and it's like dudes who keep a fucking can of it like at all times like that's how addicted they are

to it that they're taking it all day. Oh I thought you when they're keeping it to give it to girls. Oh no no the dudes they were talking about advice are dudes who just do it like women too who they just love it like they just do it all the fucking time people do it with Molly and shit a lot because if you do it with like an upper

then you're like super like numb and weird but then you're also up I think. Yeah I saw some people doing it hard You saw people doing GHB at heart? The person that I went with last year. And I was, they were like, do you want some? I was like, no.

Let's go with them next time. They sound fun. My GHB friends. My GHB friends. My STEMB. Wait, wait. Speaking of documentaries and shit, I watched that,

that Beakrum, the hot yoga. That was crazy, right? That was fucking insane. That speedo. And he's still doing it. He still has hell of fans. In 2019.

That's crazy. Anyway, thank you. That was like one of a. That was good. I was one of the start No, not at all. No, it made the exact opposite. It actually seemed like that guy was really good at his job

and like really like this great force. He's also just like a rapist. I think the power just happens to be racist. I think the power just got to his head. It seemed like, wow, this guy's really like doing good things. It was beautiful at first and it turned really dark. I was watching it almost like having a hard time imagining what was going to be the reveal about him being a piece of shit

because it seemed like he was changing so many people's lives with this technique. But, I mean, but it came all out that all this shit was fake. I mean, not fake, but it was just all like he just stole the shit from somebody else and just regurgitated it. But that's what everybody else. That's what everybody does. He's 65. That's why you can't have 65-year-olds around. They all got weird shit in their closets, right?

Yeah, man, that shit was weird, man. You have to go watching Kim. It was honestly really, really fucking good. But I don't agree on the 65-year-old should not be on this earth. What? Apologies to my family. Some of the people watch this If you're 65, drop a comment

If you're 65 and watching this You need to go be doing something else with your time That would be super strange Learning how to knit or fucking like, I don't know My mom is amazing. Can we put the chat away? I believe she is. She stays knitting.

Oh, it freaks you out? I don't know, it's kind of distracting me. Yeah, Yuri wants us to be consumed by the chat To think about all of our insecurities Kim's hat looks dumb. Hey, I like my hat. No, but they might have said something like that And that would be really funny.

I actually really like your fit. No, they were like talking about stuff and then I want to like chime in on it, but then you guys are talking about Beak Room and then... Right. Well, we want to be... Did anyone else watch the Irishmen?

I'm the only one to watch Irishmen this week. I don't know what the fuck that is. You don't? It's the fucking... Yeah, it's the... What's his name? Scorsese film that came out on Netflix. It's like three and a half hours. It's about fucking... Whatever.

I'm watching shit for three and a half hours. It's cool. No, it's some white people shit, yeah, realistically. You know what I watched before I went to Atlanta? I binge watched season two of End of the Fucking World. What's that? Oh my God.

It's really fucking good. What is that? It's on T. It's on Netflix. Season one came out years ago, though, and I was like, what the fuck? It's like, it's from the UK and it's like dark comedy. Yeah, they have very, like, dry, dark humor. UK shit's funny in it.

Very. Is that good? Do they do it good? No, that was terrible. That was terrible. Actually, you might have done a good job. That's where they really be doing catamine out there in the UK. Yeah, because the fucking Coke is probably terrible.

No, they do coke too. Yeah, the Coke is terrible. Actually, no, no. The Homegirl just. told me the other day that the best Coke she ever had was in London and Miami. I was like I'm gonna agree with Miami. Probably not London. I'm like Coke came straight from Bolivia.

Is that like Stitches line? Is that Stitches? That's a Wu-Tang line, but okay. I thought with Stitches. What happened to stitches? I imagine Stitches was a Wu-Tang? What happened? Do you think Wu-Tang would have been bigger if Stitches was, right? Like if they had that super-marketable weird,

he would have been so ahead of his time, too. With the fucking, like, jaw tattoos. Nobody had face tattoos. Nobody was really white back then. Nobody was rapping about doing coat. What does he sound like brick to your face? Did you think it would be a black mark on Riza's historical track record if he had given

stitches the N-word pass back in the 90s? Yes. Kind of hard to imagine this. His stitches white? He's white. Was he Cuban or some shit? I don't know.

Shout out to stitches. Either way, he put the brick in my face. I put cocaine in our ass. Was that part of his sense? Oh, no. That seems like something he would yell out. Bro, but do you remember that Stitches had a viral clipware? Because what he would do is he would come out with mad fake Coke on stage

and have like a key and be like giving people bumps to the fake Coke. Why would you do that? That would be such a weird experience to be standing on the crowd and be like, all right, fuck it. And then just what? It's just like fucking sugar or something? Like it's just goop going up your nose. But then basically his girl ran up on stage and started screaming at him

and flipping out on him while he was on stage. About what? Instead of holding his ground and continuing to perform the show, he ran offstage to chase her. And then I remember that the super white trash fans who came to see him were talking all the shit to the camera crew about him. I haven't seen this clip in so long,

but I remember it like it was fucking yesterday because it was so funny. And also, Stitches, I've like talked to him on FaceTime and shit. I was just saying, I remember when we were in Miami and you were going to link up with him. I was like, oh my God, this is going to be an experience. Would you have done, would you have like came out of Coke retirement

to do Coke with Stitches? I don't think he's on that anymore. and no definitely not. What if you gave you fake Coke? If you wanted to do fake Coke with me, yes. I mean, it's straight-edge to do fake Coke, right? I don't like that, the sound of like, okay, yeah, like, I'm gonna be... Would you ever do that?

Just give your fans Coke? Nah, that's weird. That would be so straight. How do you know it was fake? Because it would be really weird to go back to selling real Coke after giving all your fans, fake code. Why would they believe you? Dude, that's like, that's like, well, we had a show at the Roxy one time, and this

fan kick. came up to me was like trying to give me drugs. I'm like, no, I'm good. And later on, I get drunk and I go find him again. I'm like, hey, actually, what you got? He's like, oh, I got some Tina. And I'm like, Tina. Like, yeah, like, Crystal, Crystal Meth. And I'm like, let's go. No, I'm like, fuck you, bro. I thought you're trying to give me Coke this all the time.

You're trying to give me crazy. Put it in my booty. And then he was trying to talk to Adam outside. And I just started yelling out like, hey, don't talk to this nigga. This nigga doing meth. And I'm just yelling it out. I was. We were super drunk jumping on cop or cabs and check. Taxi cabs coming by and he's like jumping on the cars. Is this Sawbaby?

I don't remember. What the fuck this was? This was when we used to do random shows at the at the Roxy. I mean at the Roxy. Yeah, yeah, it was at the Roxy. Yo, let's talk about the fact that after we finished last week's podcast and for some reason it's still not out. It's still working on the workflow. But you guys went to the day.

The video's not out yet? No. No. Isn't that funny? But it's going to be out hopefully tomorrow. Hopefully you can get out tomorrow. But either way, you guys got to meet Dame Dash. You guys got to have like a two-hour conversation with me and Dame Dash.

Let's hear some opinions. Anta mother hot political lady. Shut up Chelsea. I like her a lot. She's very, very beautiful and intelligent. I can't say that she was. You like Chelsea. Yeah, Chelsea interviewed me.

That's how I got to know. She's like, she was like the CEO of a fucking American apparel and all these other companies for different people. And she has like a young black husband. I love that. It could have been you. We love that for her and for him.

He's not, he's a nice guy, but like it could have been you. I mean, it was just kind of crazy. How young? Like, not 30. He's like in his 20s. What? How did she? I think almost 50?

Are you joking? I think. I could be wrong. She was so... Dating a post-metapausal woman is like the most litest thing I can ever matter. And no offense to her if that's not true. I don't know what they can do with technology these days. They are.

But I'm just saying that's super fucking lit to be like a young dude who gets with an older woman like that. Because she's like a boss. She's super smart and motivated. Yeah. Like she's like, eat this pussy until I come. And he's like, fine. I don't know. That would be me.

That would be me. I don't want to put words in his mouth because I don't know him like that. I didn't mean to be talking about her vagina and sex with. When we first walked in, she was interviewing Dame and he was just, he was hitting on her very strong. He's like, a beautiful woman always comes first. I'm Fleetwood. He's like, you like black men? Have you ever dated a black man?

You're missing out. Dame was fired. I'm not going to lie. Just watching someone rip into your asshole for like hour and a half was the best thing. I feel like he didn't interact. with you guys as much as you did. Yeah, because she got involved

and that was kind of the whole thing. Yeah, it was kind of like we weren't there. You guys were talking out. Well, that's kind of how I felt too. That you were even there? They haven't even seen it, so they don't know what the fuck they expect, but.

I agree, yeah, because it was us three kind of just eyeing each other like, okay, we should just get off this stage. It could be the Dame and Chelsea show. The Damon Chelsea show. It was weird. I definitely had a miscalculation when I asked her to clarify Michael Bloomberg's political

position. Oh, you fucked up. Why are you asking the white woman? Right. And I just like to me in that moment because she was talking to us, it seemed totally natural for me to ask her that. And he was just like, why are you asking her? And then I was like, okay, well, you tell me. And then he didn't answer me. So I don't know that he didn't know that. I also had no idea what y'all were talking about. So I couldn't

answer. I mean, yours were talking about political shit for like a good 30 minutes. No, Dave at one point told me. I don't like speaking on things I don't know about. Dan basically at one point told me that I didn't know anything about politics. I had no business talking about. That was fire. I like that. Anything against Adam? I'm fan of this funny. I was feeling kind of bad for you.

I mean, I never know how the fuck to feel when I'm in that moment, to be honest. How do you feel? I want to know how you felt. Weird? Like, for the next one, I feel like I'm actually going to get him alone. Pause. You need to drag your balls to the ground all the way. Pause.

But I think that me and him alone, just us, could be interesting. Because what's interesting is that, like, Dame was on the phone with me, like, a day or two ago talking about like what we might like he's taking the serious like he's actually looking at it like what are different options business wise he's asking me like what's norie's set up with revol what's what's this set up with this like you know just kind of really like feeling out what the potential might be for it but then like a few days before that I was doing an interview with Vlad and Vlad was saying to me like I've done stuff with Dame before I've tried to work out things with Dame I don't think you can work with him like Vlad was just straight up about

He's like he's just too much to handle. I'm not interested in work with him. He's too disrespectful, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was thinking about that, like, I wonder if I should take Vlad's advice on that. But, I mean, it's like as long as Dame is interested and committed, it's like I have to see this thing through. It makes sense.

You think at some point, like, he's just going to just push your buttons to the point. You're just going to be like, all right, fuck this. Or, like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think it was that. Honestly, like, I think he's just giving you, like, a little hard time just pushing your butt. I don't think it was that. I mean, I almost feel like,

I couldn't endure any sort of worse verbal abuse than he's already given me. So it's like I feel like I've already kind of reached the top of the pyramid. And it's like, I don't know. What if it's like this every week? Yeah, but it's just like if anything, I feel like it's good because it's like, now I'm just so used to someone calling me racist every week that it's just kind of like, like, how could I ever get offended by that? And that's normally a pretty offensive thing to say to someone.

Also, like, no offense to, I don't know, whoever is around you like that. But I feel like you also are just probably used to people just sucking your dick all day. so you're probably you're just like Yeah You probably It probably throws you off a little bit Because you're like

Oh shit Like this you know He's not Laura's like What? Yeah Not Laura Not Lou Like not anyone

I haven't I haven't seen someone Rip into you as hard As I've seen him And then he kind of is Because you are a very intense person And like you know You guys are both alpha

Males or whatever But he tries to Dominate you Sexually Yeah he tries to sexually Dominate you Paws Big Paws

Yeah He would have to throw a big pause on that And he's like you're trying to tell me about my game. You're trying to tell you how my game works. About pause. Oh, yeah. I've created that.

Me personally, I really liked him. I thought he was very nice to me. And he was very inspiring. Just sitting there listening to him's talk. Made me, I was like, I'm going to go out,

I'm going to fucking conquer the world. I'm going to be a boss. I had fun with it. It was funny when me and her both, like I tried to ask him something about Jay and then she tried to ask him something about Jay. And then she was like, she tried to ask again.

And he was just like, no, next question. He was like, don't trigger me. And then she was like, I'm not triggering He's like, bitch, how are you going to tell? He didn't say bitch, but he was like, how are you going to tell me you not triggering me? And I felt that.

I felt that. Like, what the fuck? How are you going to tell him? I'm not triggering you. Like, what? Okay, but. It was an experience. I definitely found it a little difficult trying to interject at all in any point,

at any point. It being the Damon Adams show, same. Do you think they, wait, but do you think that he was like a little, like, kind of thrown off that you brought us because you, like, brought reimbled enforcement? I think he didn't give a fuck. Yeah, but he was a little thrown off in the sense that he had heard me say about the previous episode, like, oh, there's like 50 people in there.

It kind of felt like he was playing to our audience. So then me showing up with two people that he probably didn't know who you guys were. And he's like, oh, cool, two minorities. He had no idea who we were. He's looking at it like, oh, word, like, fucking you're really like bringing backup? He said it right away. Oh, you brought backup, huh? Like, like, as if I was, like, scared and you guys were going to save me.

I'm like, if anything, they're going to love you talking shit to me. Back up. Like you really think they're gonna be defending me. They're fucking way more scared to you than I am probably. Scared. That's cool though because now you have like the Dame Dash connection on the Rolodex. Like I don't know why, like how that helps you as a rapper or anything, but somehow it just seems kind of cool. I wanted to ask him about Dash for some reason because I think that that's his nephew.

Yeah, no, it is. That would be interesting. I wanted to, I didn't know how to bring it out. You should ask about Stacy Dash too. Oh, wow, he used to date Stacy Dash. What? That's his cousin. No, that's like his sister or something.

Sure. So anybody with Dash in their name is. Relatins related That's radio? Very random but Dame's son has a show on Dash Radio which I went and DJed on before.

Really? Very fucking random. What's his name? Dash. Dash, right? Everybody's Dash. Something Dash. I'm supposed to go do

something at Dash Radio with DJ NoLita pretty soon. I think I've officially reached the point of my life where I'm not going to do any more Dash radio interviews after having done like 15. You did like 15 in a week? Literally the first date, Mia Lina ever went on. Oh, yeah.

was a Dash radio interview and a girl walked in part way through that I had done anal with like she's a porn star girl she's a porn star now I thought you were with some porn star girl too remember you you were with some light skin bitch at first it was this girl that you fuck too I forget her name oh my god that one girl yeah I'm not gonna say her name but I just remember that I had done anal with her which is just you know it's funny that's like one of the only two girls I've ever fucked in in in the ass too really is her gang shit but either way that girl walked in in the middle of me and Lena like chilling and I just I think I Hold her. I think I'm like, wow, that's so awkward. I fuck that girl on the butthole like three days ago. It might have been less than three days. It was probably like two days. So weird. I wonder what that girl's doing with her life. Oh, man. So the last time I hung out, the last time I saw her or hung out with her. No, I was like, thinking about.

No, no, this was years ago. This was like, I hung out with her like years ago at, like, some random hotel. She was like with some other people. And she was just, I don't know, with some weird, like, fucking, like, like, cigarette smoking, like, goth skateboarder dude. And they were just doing their, like, weird thing. And I was just like, dude, you suck. Yeah, I was like, do you suck and like, yeah. If a girl starts hanging out with a goth skater dude, I get real worried. That's what I'm saying.

It was weird. Cigrant smoking got a skater dude. Sounds cool as fuck. I just pictured in my mind. Honestly, he was like an attractive dude. He was tall. Whoa. No, pause, pause.

I'm just saying like, let me call Dave. They were at a hotel. Let me call Dave. Ask him about the game because you can't speak on a member. Yeah, you can't speak on it. How are you going to tell me about my game? I was just saying like, you know, like, you know, she just looks like, I don't know. What were you doing at the hotel?

it was like some she invited me because it was other girls that were there that I'm not going to get into the specifics of who was there because what doesn't matter I want to go hang out with all of them that's the fun thing about Facebook now is that I'm on Facebook and I'm looking at Facebook and I'm seeing girls that I used to talk to like

eight years ago and I haven't talked to him since and it might have been like I hooked up with them one time it might be that I never even hung out of them but it's kind of weird to like see them on the feet again it's interesting to see that you're on Facebook because you're like some of my cabgirl post. I know because I want to remind you

that I'm on Facebook. I want her to know. Like Adam Grand Mason liked this post in my head. Every time I like something, I'm thinking maybe they'll throw me a like as well. Do I need to get back on Facebook? Yes.

You never know if you'll play it. You'll play a show in Myanmar. It will help you with shows. Really? theoretically, I don't know. If you ever play in Myanmar. What the fuck is that? In Asia.

It used to be called Burma. Oh, that's what they changed the name of this place? I'm not going to speak on something I don't know. Something with wars and stuff. Either way, having Facebook is, I don't know, it's just like a weird fun thing to do for us. It's not, I mean, we

got our shit up to almost 50K followers. It's not a weird fun shit to do. It's good business wise. Because, 48K followers, 43K likes. Not really 100% sure which one you want more. And no, right? But we're getting crazy engagement right now, but probably a lot of that is because I said

I was getting $1,000. We'll see what happens with the engagement. But in general, I think it was probably worth $1,000. Just from my experience getting back on Facebook and trying to grow my Facebook fan page and shit. It's difficult. They have so many different settings and buttons and this and that they also have a

Can you not? They also have a Facebook business manager page which is like a separate thing that you have to like just warning you what you're getting yourself into you. We should definitely hire a Facebook. We've had conversations a lot of them. Some of them are telling you some shit, some of them are saying other shit I want to see a funny tweet that you're

about to point at me and they can. Because look, because none of you guys got this when it happened, but someone tweeted, watching this No Jumper podcast, dude called in and said his crib bird down. Adam asked where he lived. This nigger house phone said nowhere right now. Nobody. Nobody heard that what I heard. And I laughed, but I felt bad for laughing. I didn't even mean this.

I totally thought they were going to, because he said his address or whatever of the building. I thought they were like looking it up like, that is actually still intact. Here's the Google image. You want to know what I told him so that he wouldn't know that he wanted to. is I told him you're one of ten people that might have won. But in reality, he was the winner all along. That's sweet. Look at you.

You need a surprising, football. Edgar. Look at you being a good person. You need to dress up like Santa next week. I'm super down, bro. I feel for Edgar, man. Should we be the elves or is that racist? Elves typically don't have a race.

But that kind of sucks that there's no. There's no black characters in the Santa Claus universe. There should be like Santa's black friend. Like Shaq. There's Black Santa. You just have Shaq just appears in all. All the. fucking Santa Claus cartoons from our childhood.

Shack is just popping up like, how are y'all doing? Wait. No, chef. Chef. Oh, from Southburg? Like, he might not be into that. Remember he left South Park?

Are you talking about Chef from South Park? Yeah, remember when he left South Park? Wait, why don't I do a fat outward? Hey, children, that's what it, that's, that's chef. Oh, that's creepy. Chef was so little. Anything that says, hey, children is very scary. He was freaked out by Scientology.

Me? I didn't like the Scientology. Hold on. Mean Green Gondji King just tweeted me and said, I made a Facebook for a little house phone

and got over 100 likes. I kind of believe him. He probably did. Wow, he made one for you. You could scam people on Facebook. What if he's trying to sell you back your... Wow. My own Facebook?

Damn, that's crazy. Wow. I'm not tapping into Facebook, y'all, I'm sorry. Imagine if you actually broke bread with this dude who got a hundred likes pretended to be you. I could totally imagine that.

Why would I get... Why would I break any brand with them? I don't know, but... Because he grew your Facebook page 100. I mean, there's sketchy shit out there, man. There's weird shit like that happening all the time. I love it, man.

Speaking of sketchy weird shit, man, my fucking Instagram got hacked, bro. Really? Just like offset. Holy fuck. Yeah. Seriously? No, dead ass. Did you get it back yet? Yeah. Oh, good.

Wait, so what happened? Um, how can I keep this lie going? It's a lie? Basically, I unfollowed everybody and I took out my post away, but I said that it got hacked, but they really didn't. But I'm trying to figure out how to finesse this. Why are you saying? Why do you want to unfollow everybody?

Because I follow too many random thoughts, so many random people I don't even talk to. I don't care about. I want to do a reset. I want to do a reset. I wanted to, but I didn't want the people that, like, are my actual friends to be, like, offended. And this didn't work at all because everyone still replied. I was like, oh, my God, you unfollow me. I'm so hurt.

But did you say, like, I unfollowed everybody. You announced it? No, I said my Instagram got hacked. Like, if you want me to follow you back and we're friends, like, message me or blah, blah, blah, like, so I can see. And just everyone's like, oh, my God, I can't believe you unfollow me. You're so popular? Wow. No.

It was like all my weird, like random, like, I don't know. Like the people you meant two times on ketamine? We need to stop pushing this ketamine story. It's a good meme. I like it. No, but this is my thing is that I hate you guys. I used to always be on Instagram, like the dude who only followed, like, four accounts, and they were all my own.

You had a period where you were doing 69. Ha-ha, you're so funny. Really? Did I? Yes, I remember that. No, I'm not that guy. Yes. You probably were that guy.

It was 69. It wasn't intentional, though. I had six. I know people who only follow 69. people and I do think that's super corny, but anybody tries to stay at a certain number it's just, fuck you. Like 13 6666. I'm close to 666.

I could probably get there. I would just only have to unfollow and follow a little bit. Let me tell you where I'm at. I had to go through manually and follow everyone back or like follow random girls in my DMs. I'm sure there's like fucking apps that you can use. I can't believe you unfollowed everyone. I did. I have to unfollow like 17 people.

I literally felt like Lil B. I was just so like this. Little B will never unfollow. Well, he needs to follow my new Twitter. because he followed my old Twitter and used to DMB all the time. I'll tell him. No, but that's the weird thing about when you do the mass on follow. Oh, okay, so my thing was I used to not follow many people. Now my mind state is I'll follow whoever, not whoever,

but anybody I'm like interested in. In any certain way. If we're friends in real life and I feel like, okay, I want to keep up on what those dudes doing. Or if I watch like a video part for somebody or a music video and I'm interested, I think the person has talent, I try to be more open-minded to following people now. Same. I think like when you're following someone,

you're kind of like showing love or whatever and people like that. Yeah. And I want to be a lover. Well, listen, listen. I'm going to show some more love. I'm following everybody back now. Hey. What was the point of doing all of that?

Because I wanted to restart from like the people I really don't fuck with. Did you archive all your post to and then bring it all back? Oh my gosh. Not all of them, but like a couple. Well, you know what? I did one time as I went in and I archived all my posts. And then I started to like not get followers every day. Like because my, I remember my Instagram was like a thousand followers a day.

And then all of a sudden, zero or losing followers every day as soon as I just hit all my posts. Did you hide all of them and leave like five? Or did you hide all of them, period? I'm not a hit all, but like, yeah, five or something. I had like a handful. But then I realize you're older, like you're basically getting followers because of all your posts. Even though you don't think about it, but those old posts that are getting a couple thousand views or whatever. Yeah, like having the content on your feed is what makes you get followers.

It's kind of like a weird counterintuitive thing too. me yeah it's interesting because then what do you think about the rappers that you know aesthetically try to keep just like five fucking pictures at a time or six I mean I get it like today I was interviewing one take J show out one take J shout out one take j and he was saying yeah exactly and I actually went and watched his no jumper exposed interview which I believe you conducted and that was me getting ready for the podcast and that was kind of a funny feeling like oh I'm watching a no jumper interview to get ready to do a no What do you think?

Giving my review. It was well done. I liked it. The editing was great, which you did not do. The editing was always really good. Yeah, but anyway, he was saying how,

shit, what the fuck we're talking? One take day. About Instagram. Oh, yeah, he was just saying how, he's like, you can go back on my shit,

like basically saying, like, you can go back to 2012 and I was dope, which a lot of people cannot say. I'm about to go put all my old shit back then. You're right. Someone did DM me one time was like,

thank you for never, changing. Really? Because they looked back on my like 2014 post and I was still cool. But you were more of a raver chick. I was still cool.

Now you wear baggy clothes. Now you're like, oh look, I'm Billy Eilish with a pink hat. I am not Billy Elish. But you're like, you're rocking like different silhouettes and shit. You're like, look at my baggy clothes. I don't give a fuck.

This different silhouette before Billy Elish became Billy Eilish. Wow. I think that I dress exactly the same and how I've always dressing is weird and I need to change up. Yeah, because we rock like

whatever pair of jeans you happen to get most recently and then whatever t-shirt you got it's kind of like... Okay, but you have to think with guys, like how much are you really gonna take? Are you gonna start wearing dresses? Like, how are you gonna change from wearing shirts, hats, and pants and sneakers?

No, because like, look at fucking little... Look at like... What, you're gonna dress like gonna? No, think about like Playboy Cardi like two years ago wearing like a Supreme hoodie and just Jordans to like now fucking leather boots and leather pants and strapped up vest

and silk shirts and... I don't know if I can get down. I mean, not me, you know, but... Bro, it's, like, really expensive and not as comfortable and... Not as practical either. Just more to deal with. I don't really understand that mentality. I guess the only way you can get there to me is if you're one of these dudes who has

millions and millions and millions of dollars and you have no fucking clue what to do with your money, so you're like, oh, I'm just going to rock like $10,000 jackets and the shit. Or have a stylist. Yeah, and I can't rock. A lot of those dudes, they're not like... They can't rock Gucci. It's too, like, basic and plain for them. They have to lock this, like, crazy high-end designer.

You got to rock this fucking ELeaks, ELeaks boots and a strap. Alex? No. Alex boots. She designs hell? No, no. It's a brand called 1017. Should she come on the podcast?

There's a brand called 1017 ELeaks that has nothing to do with her. A-L-Y-X. Do you think I should interview A-L-X? They were adding us and talking mad shit on her and shit. You didn't even know what you're talking about. Oh, yeah, because we thought it was about her. It wasn't even like. First of all, we weren't even talking about you, first of all.

Did she say anything? That was like some. I don't know. Somebody was like said something and tagged her and she reposted it. I don't know if it was her homie. I don't fucking know who was. Who gives a fuck? But I don't, I mean, interview her if you want. That's on you. I don't know. We'll get her in here. Wait, but while we're talking about clothes, I just want to say shout out to In Search of Atlanta. Those are the homies out of ATL. They hooked me up with a pair of these Nike SBs that I've been literally wanting since middle school. How much do they pay you for that? They didn't pay me anything. He gave me a pair of like fucking Nike SBs that worth like two grand for free. So these are some of your ketamine buddies out there? No, this is this is a young entrepreneur. This kid's like 90. He's like, resells clothes and shit. And he's fucking out. Like that one of them dudes who just pulls up to your hotel and just gives you a pair

of sneakers so you can take an Instagram picture with you? But like, do you know? He didn't do it to take an Instagram picture of me. He's trying to link and build and like find other clientele and shit. But sometimes I see those dudes. It's like, I feel like Benjamin Kicks is like the only one who like graduated up out of that like to like establishing himself. Like to pull up on you and give you a pair of shoes for a pick.

But how do you think, how do you think niggas like build that shit? You know? It's a thing. You can do it. It's a way to get some clock. He basically told me, he's like, he's like, you fuck with me, I'll fuck with you. And I'm like, I was going to buy the shoes off him at first when I'm going to come clean. I didn't really had the funds like that.

Because the shoes are expensive. No, I'm not wearing them. They're actually, I'll show you later. They're in his trunk. But yeah. I got some vans on. I got some regular vans on right now. I have cool shoes on.

I was going to wear them tonight. I was going to wear them tonight, but I'm like, nigga, I don't want to fuck them up because they're, like, precious. What do you think you're going to do here besides, like, the fact that they can't see them on camera that would fuck your shoes out? I would just throw it on here again. It's raining outside. It's raining man. It is raining, man. It's raining walk right now.

Hallelujah. Lean, lean walk. No jumper, lean condama. I actually like that color a lot. Yeah, I'm not going to lie.

It's pretty tight. Thank you. How many? Okay, never mind. I'm not going to get into the business. Yeah, I don't want to get into the condomah

business. I don't even want to. I try not. How many fucking different? So it's just like different colors. Like does like the tech, like, yeah,

different ones do different things. Well, you see Camgirl here. Here we have the, no jumper raw maple raw, Available from nojumper.com. Why? So you could paint it yourself?

You could do that. But really, it's just, you know, some people like that plain, wooden aesthetic. It's sort of a simple thing. And then, you know, we mix it up a little bit more with a lean, lean, walk style of this one that Phil our Kandamigad. I like the little NJ in the cone.

We're pretty into this too. Nojabber.com. Anyway, let me ask you this. Mean green Ganji King is sending me links to my Facebook saying, this post got over 700 engagement. What does that mean? If it really got 7-100 engagement, that's a lot.

So who knows what the fuck he posted? I believe actually our most successful posts on the November Facebook for some reason was just like a regular picture of Mac Miller because when the whole Gold Link thing went down, I just posted like RIP Mac Miller thing. And that was our most shared. Yeah, we never talked about that. He's really going crazy on my face. Something to hand it over. What's he wants from you? Yeah.

Mean green Gondon King, send me the log into this. That's so crazy that. Oh, he's posting like all your different posts? Yeah. kids these days, this is what they do. They start fan pages and then they fucking ransom them off to the artist. Or like this, shout out this dude who's going to help me give my Instagram back when it got hacked though. Yeah, but he was like, yeah, I can get you the regular at, like just at house phone instead of like at little house phone.

You want little house phone. No, I'm going to drop the little eventually. Really? Yeah, because you're not going to that little anywhere. I'm a grown-ass man, bro. You're a grown adult. And I'm like, you know. I think a lot of people have been dropping the lils lately.

House phone is kind of weird because if it doesn't have little. then it's just like house phone like just the ring of little house phone no but I feel like we're past that 2016 like because when you first had that name it was very much like wow here believe those you're rapping that's such a crazy rap name and now it's a little bit more like oh there's little everything so that's what I'm saying it's like it kind of lost the edge so I might as well just like just be house phone you could be an art rapper and just have it say house phone all one word big all caps Helvetica font house phone

I have no idea what Hevetica Oh you love it It's like a skinny font It's a really nice font It's actually like the most played out Like white ass Like I'm trying to look like I'm a designer

As font Might be similar to the no jumper one This is This is a XXXXX Santacian shirt And this is a long live nip hat She was definitely pointing at this behind Only Rock Dead rapper merch That's all I'm saying

I only pay attention and pay homage homage to the greats. I felt that. That's not what Wack 100 thinks. Mack 100 was not happy about me asking Boss Hog about Nipsey. Why?

Called me up, not feeling it. How he's going to matter to be you about asking his homie about his dead homie? I know, and that's what I said. I'm like, Wack, you just were talking to TMZ about Nipsey like yesterday. Like people just keep doing this WAC thing.

And the thing about Wack right now is if you actually look at his fucking Instagram, he is going in on T.I. He got like three or four posts up calling T.I a snitch, saying the T.I. Ratted, all this crazy-ass shit. So I feel like the fact that Meek and T.I. both came out and basically, like, made statements that went against whack without even saying Lags' name.

What did Meek Mill say? He said something about Nipsey's a legend. And what, I don't understand how this is even the debate that Nipsey is not a legend. that's fucking insane. There's different levels of like legendaryness and like just he was like he was comparing

him to Dr. Drey and it was just like bro, it's two different fields. There are metrics on which you could judge Nipsey in which he you could. Cadamine drip. Yeah yeah. There are metrics by which you can judge Nipsey in which he's not as legendary as other people.

Like okay Nipsey of course. Nipsey didn't have huge smash number one song fine. It's cool. But you see the impact that Nipsey had in his death that does not matter at all because there's other rappers that we can think of right now too who never had a number one hit and did damage on Billboard or whatever

are we going to say that about Little B if Little B died and there's marches in the street if someone were going to come out and say he never made Billboard does not matter at all it would be a mob of pink bandanas walking down the street I don't think there's like a checklist of okay this is

what makes you a fucking legend Right. And reality is, there is, but it's like a million things. It's a different. And you don't have to fill every single box, you know? It's like, if there's a lot of different people that I could think of that we would regard as legend. Like, you know, Frato, when Fredo passed, it's like, Frato never had a number one hit. We call Frato a fucking living legend because of, or a person who's a legend in their passing because he had a big, as impact on the game. And changed music and changed culture and like.

And you could say that we've gone a little lax with. are standards of saying so-and-so is a legend. I don't give a fuck. I think Nipsey is a clear legend because I'm telling you that motherfuckers are still going to have Nipsey stickers in their car in 10 years. People are still going to be talking about Nipsey in 10 years, and it doesn't matter that they never had no more hit. That just not matter at all.

And a lot of these songs are going platinum and shit and all that, whatever, now. Because he's getting the exposure that he didn't have because, I don't know. It's so many artists and it's so much going on. And it's unfortunate that you don't get your flowers until you're gone a lot of times. But he's still getting his flowers. I'm a fucking legend. How about that? About that.

Do you think that there was, they call me a legend if I died? I think, I think so. In your own respect to, right. You know, because it's like, when you look at a very specific part of the game,

like, oh, doing interviews. Who else? Who else? Come on, man. I mean, in terms of somebody who's like self-made, doing content online, I'm not saying I think I'm a legend,

but I'm saying that I guarantee that would be an argument if I died because there would be the people who are making a big deal about my contribution to rap. When you die, not it. But there were,

be people like making a big deal about my contribution to rap and YouTube or whatever and then there would be other people who would be saying no he didn't actually do shit and that is like if I died that's 100% the argument that's going to be happening online which would be fun because I'll be dead watching camgirl changed the EDM game so she's definitely a legend totally agree if academics dies is he a legend I don't want to admit it now but yes I think he is for I don't see I love academics content so much honestly you don't have to like academics, but if he died, it's like, bro, he made enough of an impact

everybody in the motherfucking rap game. I actually have an easier time calling Academics a legend because I feel like everybody in the rap game has acknowledged academics. Everybody. You know? And it's like when you have Meek Mill and Drake and all these people fucking arguing with you or mentioning you or talking about you, I mean,

at a certain point. Come on. If all the legends are acknowledging you, then you're a legend. That's kind of how I feel, yeah. Come on, man. And it's like you could be a legend and not for the best things. I know, huh? You know? It's like a lot of people.

You could be a Bickram and be a legendary, legendary hot yoga rapist master. Imagine how fucked up you have to be that they make a whole documentary about how you can be a legendary serial killer. That's literally you being a legend. Tons of serial killers are legend. We know tons of people that are in jail and we'll be like, that dude is a fucking legend. And realistically, that dude might have just put out a couple songs and then killed somebody and then he went to jail. Speaking of that person, YMW Melly, new album, Mellie.

new album, Melly versus Melvin. You enjoy it? I loved it. I didn't even hear it. I'm not going to laugh. I just use that as a good segue, though, right? That was a good segue, but I listen to it. It's good, right? You don't mean to listen to it because, should I say the words? Well, the N-word? He's got a few.

He probably says that a few times, too. No, I'm not going to say that. But, yeah, Camgirl. Just starting from the first fucking songs. You wanted to say the N-word, though? No. No, okay, wait, wait, explain. I haven't listened, so he said.

He texted us saying, you should listen to this album so we can talk about it, because realistically, someone that's on trial, in jail right now for murder should not be saying these things on his album and starting from the first song Two Face I'm like whoa There's a few different bars that really stand out There's one where he says like

Oh you got a body I don't give a fuck I got two on me I got two on me I got two on He keeps saying it and I'm listening to this Like what the fuck Because I think that if he if you If someone were to like Ask him like okay what is it

Because the song I think is two to three so he could be like, oh, I got two, three on me, but I just shortened it, I got two on me. But I heard that. But there's a lot of other things, too. There's lyrics where he's pretty much just saying, like, if you testify against me, I will kill you, and I won't allow you to take the stand.

So insane. As the person who's on trial, I mean, pretty serious thing to say. You were saying this stuff when you're not on trial, though. So it's like, you're not sitting here thinking about how this is going to affect you later on in the case that you did not foresee happening. Well, this is the thing is that I reached out to his team

and I actually said, I'm like, what is your honest opinion? So someone on his team, I said, do you honestly just not think it's a big deal that he said certain things on this album? And he basically said, bro, Melly has always been that kind of artist where he says the most brutal, violent shit. And then he says some sweet lovey-dovey shit. And he says it side by side, and that's just who he is as an artist. And he said, that court is not going to make their judgment on whether Mellie is guilty or not. based on those fucking lyrics. And I tend to agree,

but the only reason I agree is because it seems that there is like an overwhelming amount of physical evidence. Now, that being said, I mean, I feel like the lyrics usually only become available or become an important part of court cases when they don't have a lot to go on, you know? Melly's case, I don't think they're going to bring up the lyrics because I don't think they need to.

As far as in his favor or against him? No, I think there's so much damning evidence that it's going to be, I don't think that they're thinking about the lyrics because they have all this physical At what point can you just say that this is my art and Yeah, I know right

That's always the defense but it just doesn't always work that last You know it's like certain people Gray area Yeah you know see like if they were trying to use Like the murder on my mind shit And they were trying to use that as a specific point of reference And being like this is him admitting blah blah The time frame and all that shit doesn't even add up to when you

So it's like that would be That wouldn't make any sense. But then you have like a case where it's like, Take Kay, where he, you know, made the song after the incident. The song,

the whole song is about him doing whatever and then running away. It's like, you have two different. It's just, it's just different and like, I don't know, man. If you're prosecuting TayK,

that is right there and easy for you to mention, but again, probably not necessary when you got all these other kids ratting on them, you know? So the lyrics at that point are kind of like, whatever. Like, okay, and honestly, in Melly's case, it's like I'm looking at it objectively and I'm saying it seems like

they have a shitload of evidence, but say that there is like a smoking gun that reveals that Melly is not guilty, the fucking lyrics then also aren't going to matter. Like if he's going to have something that that fucking proves that he's innocent, it's going to be something so big that those lyrics

aren't going to matter. Yeah. So I think that's kind of how they're looking at it. But yeah, I mean, I thought it was crazy. And actually, fucking another rapper who's on trial for murder, Dirk responded to the tweet and said, what tweet? To my tweet where I said, like, Melly said a bunch of stuff on this album, that I wouldn't say if I was on trial for double murder. And, and Dirk responded, and Dirk just said, innocent until proven guilty. Fair enough. Dirk had a bunch of lyrics removed

from his album, because you could tell that they were like specifically things that probably would get brought up in court from my perspective. If Dirk made the decision to remove certain lyrics from his album if I were on Melly's team I would have said let's take out this part here and this part here and this part here I don't think it would have ruined the album to remove some stuff at what

point though do you fucking compromise your artistry and like shit that you already put work and time into when you're in jail for double yeah yeah when you're worried about your future I guess it would probably be well listen because I was listening to this Zaman project that came out

maybe a couple months ago and there was a couple of lines in the songs that it was like he's I don't I don't think his current situation is any, I don't know, his current legal situation. I'm not even going to speak on it. But, I mean, that came out after he was already free, and there was definitely lines. Like, I'm just listening to some of the songs that his lines are obviously removed. Like, it was this one part, this one song. It's like, just a blank empty seet uterus.

So I'm like, I don't know if he says, like, I'm going to hit a bit of pregnant or a year. I don't know what he said in this line before, but I'm just like, why have they removed this out? It must have been. He must have said something crazy. Yeah, no, I've been listening to Dirk's album, wondering what the fuck he's saying at certain points,

because it's like all the lyrics surrounding the lyric that's removed is like a bunch of shit that you could tell that it's probably something really, really bad. We killed your homie y'all, 50, and then something like, I'm just, I'm not saying about that, but, you know, in that ballpark. I don't know, man, shit crazy. And, like, it's crazy how this music shit and real life and court

and all that shit is intertwined. now and it can really fuck you up if you don't watch what the fuck you say or if you let these white people crack down on you these white vultures. Especially what you post on fucking social media Oh man that's really the biggest thing for real That is such a weird part of it

That when people are saying like oh Adam You were Vlad's interview is like blah blah blah Like help get somebody caught up Number one where Like I would love to see the actual example of that happening I've seen Vlad's name I don't think I've ever seen you I've never seen something where Vlad's shit has really been brought up in court A or a app, no?

No, that was fake. That was fake? Yeah, it was from hip hop overload. Okay, I started shit. No, because as soon as I saw that title, I was like, Vlad, is this real? And he was like, no. Obviously, Vlad's going to say it wasn't real. Right, but the thing is, is that if it was real, then obviously, like, complex and everybody else would have loved it.

If a fucking court, if they said anything really good about using my content in court, you know that shit would be all over the place. But at the end of the day, if I sit here and I interview somebody and they fucking say something incriminating, and then I put it out and they don't like tell me to remove it or like you know or if it's not something where it's obvious that I should have like known about it

like if it's about an open case or if some guy comes in like those dudes I interviewed earlier 30 deep grimy you should definitely check him out but he fucking you know like if you listen to his music he's talking about all kinds of shoot him up

bang bang bang shit he got guns in every video he's got videos with a machine gun at a high school that's fire that stood out to me that's pretty wild yeah I was like, cut into me. I could see the cops really not liking that. But say he was doing the interview and he said, yeah, like, I killed so and so.

I'm not putting that out. I would never in a million years put that out. Like if anyone ever said that they did something that I really thought they could actually get in trouble for, of course I would take it out. And it's the only risk of that is that they might not, they might be dumb enough to fucking not know to tell you to take it out, you know? Yeah. Because I would think that if someone admitted to. anything like real serious that I would definitely catch it. And like, okay, a weird one though is that a rapper recently basically said a story about

burning somebody's house down. And then they, the manager came to me like the next day. It was basically like, yo, we got to take that out because there's no statute of limitations or a rah. And then I saw them at a music festival and then they decided the one dude was like, oh, no, no, no, no, you can keep that in. But we had already taken it out. And I was like, bro, I'm just going to put that out. Yeah, but the artist was really telling us like, no, no, no, keep that in.

There's a lot of pyro talk going on tonight. Literally, I was going to make a bad joke. Oh, you said that. What is it? I got a fire shirt, Guy Fieri. No, no. Who said that? That's my bar.

No, he knows what I'm going to say. No, I don't, tell me. Guy Fieri. Edgar. I'm not going to say that, but I'm not going to say it, see. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. He didn't burn that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Edgar's on Facebook, so he's not going to know about this for like six months. Okay, wait. Wait. Can we be completely honest? Shout to Edgar. I'm gonna just unleash this my record thoughts. Oh, God. So.

Shout out to everybody who's been here for one hour. K-a-mean talk. Let's go. K-Dade. Okay, look. When he first started explaining the story and like you're like, oh, like, you know, he lost his house around the holiday, stuff like that. I thought you meant like now.

Like, this is just a reason. You looked over at me when he said 2017. It was two years ago. Yeah, but you could still be trying to get a back. bro one million percent you probably lost but you know that that's the scariest thing

because in a fire you literally lose fucking everything and you know they tell you like don't try to grab shit don't try to like I know that's like probably really bad but I would grab my fucking computer and I would say right now what give me five things that you would grab that's plausible my dog or my cats

and my laptop with my hard drives because that's my that's how to make my money that is the one cool thing about living in an age like this where we have so few physical possessions is that if I grab my laptop and my phone I don't even need to grab the phone really you can go get your eye cloud

exactly that's a really good point too and really really the computer too yeah you should be backing up all your shit but who the fuck does that yeah I'm thinking I would grab my computer I would probably grab like maybe a couple pair of shoes that I really like me personally I would probably grab some weed and my tobacco and shit because I would probably want to like

smoke outside because I'd be so fucking frazzled watching your house burned down at least I got cush. Otherwise, I'd be calling the weed guy, like, yo, got a couple houses here? This almost happened to me and sit one time at her apartment. What?

It's probably something you did. You probably fell asleep with a cigarette on your shirt or something. It's fucked up because she keeps blaming it on me, but look. I would too. I would, too. It was cold, and I think we were asleep with the heater on. And she, her apartment is not the most, um... Ventilated?

No, not the most, like, organized. So there's like shit everywhere. Oh, my God. And there was a, there was like a, it was a, it was a, it was a, gift box like from opening ceremony it was like a like like you buy somebody a present for christmas and you wrap it or whatever it was like some gift boxes on top of the heater that i think either ignited or it fell inside something like that and we woke up at like four or five in the morning to the whole apartment being hell of smoky we're like what the fuck but i get up in my underwear

and i run out to like the the hallway thing that the fire is coming from somewhere else i'm like oh where is it's coming from yeah and i hear her screaming i'm like oh shit i run back in and the fire is inside. Wait, there was an actual fire with flames. Coming out of the heater. How'd you put it out? Water? She threw water on it. She threw the water on it because she could like sue her. You went back to bed. Because her. You roll the split. Come on. I can't even roll. So no, I didn't roll

the fucking fire alarm should have gone off in her house. I mean, I think it did eventually, but it was just like, bro, we just, we just opened up the window, let it air out after for a little bit and just went back to sleep. I mean, I almost died on a mushroom trip with Xavier Wolf, so. Yeah. I don't know if you guys remember that story, but me and Began almost died and Reed. No.

Well, okay. I don't know. I don't know. It's kind of a long story. It's like, it's a fun story. Because basically Xavier will put a blunt roach

on top of a plastic cup while we were on mushrooms and the whole house filled with smoke and then. Smart move, yeah. Reed woke us up because we were in such a fucking mushroom coma that we just didn't even realize. You guys the house was burning down.

I could have died for sure. Or at least the house would have burned out. That the old group? Yeah, yeah. Oxford. Hopefully I haven't had any crazy fire stories. Fire shirt, Guy Fierry. You have a dog in your lap.

That's cool. And he just woke up. Did you know that me and Lena went and almost got another dog? You have a dog already? We almost got another cat. But the cat was so high energy, and I think we got a little bit concerned about Tony the cat. It was only like six months.

Yeah. All kittens are going to be high energy. A big, strong, moving around, jumping. and going crazy, I started to be like, damn, like, I don't know if Tony is going to vibe well is that. It's going to be able to deal with all this energy of this fucking wild-ass cat.

And like, you know, we're going to have to be leaving them alone together a lot and stuff. And Tony is so chill and so, like, in the zone, just chill as fuck every day. He really likes his life. He's so much more cuddly and nice than he ever has been before in his life. It's really scary before at the store.

Do I really want to put my elderly cat with this fucking superhero young Dolinkwin who hasn't even has balls clipped off yet? How old is Tony? 16 I would just wait 17 actually as of and then when you get when you get cats you should get two because they're that's what they say yeah but I want two cats picking up on my beautiful young boy no I'm saying when it's time right when it's time no to move on

Tony has like 80,000 followers also I just want to say for anybody watching us that Tony the cat has merchandise available at nojumper.com yeah Tony cat fan club it's some of my favorite shit we ever made because I have weird taste Yeah definitely. I really like Tony Cat We actually need some promos of those because We definitely if I rock that shirt we could probably sell some on the gram but Shut out Tony Cap. It's such a cute little picture of him

Oh my god. Yeah he has a good Instagram too Who writes the captions? Me and her pretty much It used to be like store employees used to write him But she she also has Langell of Plug merchandise on the Jumber.com right now as well We need some new Camgrore household merch I know we do I'm waiting

A French kiss one amazing thing and waiting for my artist like a drawing of you guys french kissing what come down where did that come from yeah my mind that's not cool um I'm gonna talk about this all right Drake versus Diplah what happened I don't have no idea you don't know about this no I want to know fill me in I haven't had anybody to talk to about this I've known about this for a long time but it's one of those industry secret things that I get exposed to at this point are they fucking the same bitch or something no well probably But basically, so Drake, okay, so when it was revealed that Drake had a son.

Okay. You remember how crazy this was online. Everybody finds out that his son named Adonis with a woman who is not his wife or whatever. And Diplo, Diplo has a dude named Cash, who you both know, who works on his social media team. Wait, oh my God. So that means that this might be kind of hard for some people out there, but basically Diplo does not write every single thing on his Twitter. He might not write any of it as far as I know.

Which is kind of weird for me. It's like I cannot imagine allowing somebody to... It's happened a while ago, too. This was like when the baby was revealed like a year ago or whatever. But anyway, Cash works on Diplos' fucking social media team, and he tweeted out something along the lines of Drake's son should join Brock Hampton. It was funnier than that. It was funny.

It made me laugh when I saw it. But it was some joke about how Drake's son. son is like the lost member of Brock Hampton or something like a like a bisexual hip hop group I guess I don't think the joke was that Drake's son is gay because he was a baby I was a baby I was trying to get that that's I'm like I'm trying to get the joke I think the joke is more just like oh it's it's like oh like just like Brockhampton is a group of like boys and like Drake has a little boy and he's I don't know I can't have everything exact joke I don't it wasn't a gay joke that seems like a cash joke though so right it was it was funny I

it being funny at least but it was not it's not a good joke but anyway basically then i heard that diplo was in Vegas drake sees diplo and that it allegedly some of drake's security may have got up in in diplo's face now i don't want to say too much because that part of the story has not been made public just the the conflict has been made public but anyway i guess diplo figured out oh drake unfollowed him on Twitter and Instagram, and then this situation happens in Vegas, and then basically it comes to light in the news over the past

weekend or whatever that Drake and Diplo are not cool, and that's why. It's because someone who writes tweets for Diplo offended Drake, and I don't think that Drake knowing that Diplo didn't actually make the joke, I don't think that's going to matter. Yeah, at that point, it doesn't matter. At this point,

if you're Drake, you've kind of chosen the... You're on team fuck Diplo, right? So I guess Diplos just on the X-style list. at that point it's like fuck them it's kind of weird though right just like the idea of getting somebody hating you for something that someone who works for you wrote

so what's what's you said like this news has been released or whatever what are people saying people are just saying that they don't like each other period or I mean I don't know to what extent anybody even gives a shit about this but yeah they have they have beef I'm not sure how active it is but I don't know exactly who wrote about it

but Diploa revealed this in an article and I found it kind of interesting because you knew the back time. Well, I like any time that something comes out in the news and I kind of already knew about it. You already know about it. Love that.

Interesting. Especially if he was old too. Like, think it out. The baby's like goddamn two years old. I don't know though. I wonder like is Drake and, like did Drake, to me it feels like if that joke

was the only thing, that doesn't seem like enough for Drake to hold a grudge for like forever. Maybe he just wasn't fucking with Diplo's vibes from the beginning. You know, maybe he, you know. Maybe he just wasn't a huge fan. from the beginning.

Maybe I'm just conspiracy theorist, but I'm just going to assume that there is girl stuff, maybe. Yeah, it's always some weird girls. Don't you assume that they probably, like over the past, like, five years have probably fucked, like, dozens of the same girl.

There's probably so much messy, weird overlap. And I'm not saying that Drake is just out of your fucking EDM thoughts. Right. I don't know. But I'm not, I don't know. I bet Diplo has been to the six. If I fuck the same girl as Diplo,

then, you know. So be it. We have. For sure. I know some. I can name a couple right now. It ain't nothing to brag about. Exactly. Bro. Man. But I bet there's been a long time. I wish this wasn't a public guy's podcast so we could just really just be like.

You too have so many little inside jokes and girls. But you just need to take no, like let's talk about this girl later. No, but it sucks because I don't think that Drake has any girls on his list like that. Like that girl that we're talking about. That's what I was thinking. I'm like that. No, absolutely not. She's a civilian. So many girls that you're like, oh, we do.

did GHB at her house. Who's that? What do you care? I don't want to make my life more messy than it needs to be right now by revealing every girl I used to do weird drugs with. Yeah. You want to go to her house and do GHB with her? Yeah, you're trying to get plugged in, obviously.

She's cool. She probably doesn't do GHB anymore. She probably has her life together, you know? I think that Drake and Diplow will make up and be friends and do a song or something. I don't know if I want to hear that song. I'm not going to lie. I'm just not a fan of like, you know.

I remember when Diplow... No, not of Diplo. just like that crossover i remember when it was like oh diplo and x have a song out no way i played it and i was just like which one is that again it did not sound good and the reason why it was because it was never mastered and and diplo just gave it to x and x just put it out on soundglad which imagine being diplo and that happens to you you got this crazy-ass kid who just takes the song you worked out and just drops it that's how it happened that's so fucked up that's how it that has that that that song i mean we can go listen to it sometime and drop

opinions, but I'm pretty sure I remember it not being good. Also, X has an album I haven't listened to it yet. It came out? No, I didn't. Bad vibes forever? I think the track list I saw the track list. It would be out in an hour and 20 minutes. I listened to the peep one. Everybody's everything. A new peep one? Didn't it drop with? Oh, the peep album?

Yeah, I was listened to it on the way here. How was that? Was it what you were expecting at all? I didn't I didn't love it and I didn't like the Risa Kid feature on it. Who was? It was like a tied-d-d-d-line beach around.

I was waiting for the end of the album, which is songs that had already been released with Lil Tracy, and I was like, oh, okay, this is stuff I like. What you like that song? Listen, I don't even know what you're talking about, but if I'm going to be mourning a little peep, I want Rich the kid in there. I think he's going to bring some energy.

I'm just kidding. I like Richie Kidney. Obviously, I think it's insane with X or Peeb have stuff come out, and then it's like just got weird, new verses tacked on. You saw the track list for the X one that is like Rickle-Ritcher. Did it have little mouse X? Oh, God. I don't think.

so. I've heard half those songs already because Cleo played them for me, but... That's beautiful. Shout to Cleo. Man, this sucks. Cleo invited me and learned to the fucking album release in Florida, but it was just two last minute, but we couldn't make it. Damn. So that sucks. Is Lil Nas X on this project? I'm about to find it right now. I'm about to find it right

now. I was having such a hard time reading the text that I just couldn't really even pass judgment. It was like pretty bad. Little Nas X. I can't stop looking at that, true. It's like, he's such a cute, but like kind of scary, baby. Do you think that Lil Nas X and X would have ended up hanging out and or dating if X lived long enough? And her dating? Calm down.

You don't think so? You don't think X had that in him that he might have just like met the right gay guy and just fuck with a sexuality a little bit? Dude, I really can't. Oh my God. Sauce Waka is my homie and I'm just telling you that he was so full of surprises that really nothing would have surprised me that much. And dating Lil Nas X. Well, didn't it surprise you with peep? That's a little different.

I mean, I guess not as much as it would surprise him. But I was still Mylie Cyrus is on this. What? Excessy. I mean, you didn't sound with Noah. Yeah, you're right. I actually like that song.

Craig Zinn, Joey Baddaz, and Kimba. Who? I don't see. Sauce Waka's on here. That's the one that's already out on boss. I haven't heard that. Oh, actually, I have heard that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I like, boss? I do not see. I don't see any Lil Nas X. Who just made that up right now? You? No, no, no, no. No, no.

This actually wasn't one that he was. You know, what if they made a collaborative tape called Lil Nal Nala. XXXXX. Oh, that sounds like a porn. That does sound like a porn. No disrespect.

Imagine if Lil Lanoz falls off really hard and then there is a little Nause X, X, X, X, X, and he just does like a really cool gay porn. Or I think there's just going to be a porn artist. Like a parody. Porn star named Lil Naz X, X, X, X, X, X. Speaking of porn. Old Town Road will become Old Bone Road. And it's just like, imagine if we made, this is actually a, this is a, this is a,

Dick Road. I say a lot of stupid joke ideas on. here but this is actually a really good idea is you know how they have a like parody porn companies parody rapper porn that i already know i got in trey schlongs Tray shlong you know it's like why not why not put out an ugly god porn or it's called Ugly Hog why ugly hog because you got to take you have to keep the like ugly yeah you have to take their name and then turn it into a gay Ugly hog, though?

Like, why hog? Okay, okay, you're telling me that if they put out a fake Megynastalian porn where you get a girl who looks as close to Megan the Staling as you can and you just somehow... Is her ass is big? You're branded and you make it this funny thing. I'm beating my meat to it. You're going viral. I'm punishing my meat to that. Going viral.

Anything... I will punish my meat to anything to do with Megan Steyer. You beat off to Megan the Steyer? Just to her Instagram or her just like... You beat off to her Instagram. Dude, there's one... There's this video of her dancing fully clothes, like a babe hoodie on and a babe sweatpants. And her just, like, dancing and just, like, doing whatever.

And I was just creased my shit to it. Crease. How do you crease your dick? He said he wanted to punish his dick. Yeah. Like, I put my dick on time out to making this dog. You got all the weird new, like, Twitter meme, waves of saying beat off. No, nigga.

I'm just, I'm freest out. I'm creased my dick. Because you being creased means, like, you're just fucked up. Like, you're just like, damn, creased. No, I got that from my Seattle, nigg. Shut out, shut out my Seattle nigg is man. They creased your dick? No.

That's like Seattle slang. You love with the go like creases and more pieces. Oh, my God. Listen, Seattle is about to be the new mecca. It's going to be the new wave of, like, rap. I feel like. No. Shut up.

Shout out to Seattle. Oh, my fucking guy. Speaking of Seth. Fuck with I'll fight you. Oh, yeah. I linked with them last time I was in. You did. Oh, yeah, good.

I think, aren't they not a group anymore? I linked with one of the dudes' brother. Like, they're like twin brothers. And I linked to one of the brothers. Oh. I don't know if they're still good. I heard that they broke up. I was at Bro's crib.

They were cool as cool. They were cool. I forgot his name, but I'm going to tap in with you, but I think the best thing that has come out of this, though, is the idea for gay, rapper parody points.

Why doesn't that to be gay? No, you're right. The Megan Stein one, I think, is a good idea too. No, but when I was in eighth grade, I used to crease my dick to little Kim videos, Foxy Brown videos. Because realistically, it's like,

I just had almost nothing to crease my meat to. So it's like, I was just, that's what I had to work on with. Sometimes you've got to crease off imagination. But isn't it weird to think that I was like exploring different alleys of my sexuality at that time that maybe I wouldn't have otherwise? Like, you know, like at that time... Are you about to tell us something?

Yeah, right? No. But I'm telling you I was jerking off to a little Kim video. I mean, that's kind of weird, right? Like, I'm not going to jerk off to that now. No. The way you prefaced it, you said alleys of my sexuality. I was like, whoa, okay.

There's different lanes and shit. But you know what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly. I'm not gay. The booty lane, the booty lane. The Lil Nas XXXX lane. No, no, no, no, no. What if they made it Adam 23 and Lil Nas XX?

No, Adam 69. I'm not suing. I'm going to let it happen. Hey, just know, I used to, I used to hunt my pillow, like, into the verge of me about to come to Destiny's Child videos. Don't you guys just, just, like, really close? New edge? You want to come? Yeah, yeah.

Can you just use, like, Victoria's Secret, like, mail magazines? I mean, I would have those and stuff. But at the same time, like, I was a young inn who didn't really have access to any sort of porn. I would, it was something about watching a video. Yeah, the videos are where it's at. And also, I don't think I've ever came to, like, me watching a fucking looking in a magazine. Oh, I definitely know. Okay, you're old, though.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, when I was young, bro, we didn't have none. But Victoria's secret, too, is like, you don't get to see Nipple. And I know that that might not seem like that big a deal now, but as a young in, wow, it really seemed like a big deal. It's not like you saw Nipple in Lil Kim videos. Yeah, but it was moving. I know. Now, you know what was it?

Girls Gone Wild and infomercials. Oh, man. Scramble porn? No, see, yeah, I don't know. It's a scrambled. You don't know what scrambled eggs. Wait, what?

You watch porn while you're eating scrambled eggs and you jizzing your own eggs. No. There was a channel that was just like fucking porn, but it was like they would scramble the fucking video so you couldn't see it. And then if you paid, they would unscramble it so you could watch good quality. But all of us, normal kids who didn't have access to it,

you would watch it and you would listen to the moans and shit. And then you would like watch it. And then eventually it would just you just see like a boob and you'd be like oh That like crease my meat okay okay okay I end up on this topic every fucking Okay little look I got I got one embarrassing one it was a workout video right Called brazilian butt lift yeah and it was like it was like just all workout like Taylor for like women to get their butts a nice and rounder so it'd be like before and after ass and I'll just be creasing my shit to this To the after

Creeced up The after ass It's all perky and nice And I'm just like Oh it's like they're just hitting the Bro, that shit is such a scam Convincing girls that they could have a big nice round ass If they're just doing enough squats

Are you joking? That's exactly what was the whole Their whole program Listen get the BBL You'd be all right Oh my God You got one? Did you get one?

You see my ass, my ass looks fire right now Speaking of BBL's Offset Oh And Jade And Cardi B That's BBM Wait, no, that's BM.

No, BBL. I'm sure the Cardi and Jade both got one. That's fair, yeah. I like how I said offset first. Playboy Cardi. You guys got very, very offended. You don't know about the Cardi B shit from today? Wait, Playboy Cardi Cardi got his ass done.

Cardi B, you fucking. He did get his ass done. That's what he dresses different. Fuck dudes like Cardi B who can just, or... What? Fuck dudes like Playboy Cardi who can just drink lean all day and keep like a really slim bill. Who said he was drinking lean all day?

What else do you think? What if he's just like working out all day? I spend my money on guns and peels. You quarter that last time. Listen, if Cardi's not drinking lean all the time, then you don't know what the fuck is going on. He's actually a CrossFit trainer. I mean, he must have changed his life up a lot because it's like it seems like for a while he was basically saying that he was just drinking lean all the time.

I missed the O'Cardy, man. I miss those days. The one that you could get close to because you fucking would like be allowed in the same places in the shit. Were you allowed to? Were you able to mosh him? But do you really not know about offset? No, yes, obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So let me just explain how I encountered this, is that, so I get on Twitter right after I leave the gym, and the first tweet, by Miluf, by Phil, the first tweet I see is just Rose Kranz, Vic, I believe, saying this motherfucker offset really got caught cheating and then tweeted a bunch of gay shit from his own Twitter to cover it up. And I'm just like, hold up. What are you talking about?

It's a hot take. I start looking into it, and yeah, I figured it out that it wasn't. I mean, even before it was revealed that he was hacked or whatever, it just seems so obvious because it's like, why? Why would, there's no one? No way that he got hacked? Okay, so basically, Jade got a DM that was just like, I miss you. Miss you for real. From offset.

I miss you. Jade being a six-knit's girlfriend who obviously, Cardi B is facing legal challenges as we speak because she had dudes attack Jade and one of her co-workers at a strip club because Offset had a threesome with Jade and the other girl. That was where all this comes from. Yeah, I can't believe that was her.

I know, isn't it crazy that she... I remember when all that should happen. She came from just getting piped down being an offset side chick for the night or whatever, and now she's wiped up with six... What a career she's got. You got multiple six-nine tattoos. Imagine how much they're on the fucking jacked together,

just whispering sweet nothings to each other. He's probably creasing his meat to... to Jade voice memos. He's probably got a trans fucking sally and he's probably not able to crease as me without a celly fucking trying to catch a few droplets dropping down and shit. We got that rainbow jizz popping out.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. You think he got a trans celly? No. Yo, chill out, bro. What's up with this, man? I mean, he's in DZ, right? How do you know? Okay, I mean, never mind.

That was stupid. Yeah, that was stupid. I thought that they put trans people in different floors and stuff like that to protect them. I don't know. Listen, if I go to jail and I'm trans, You all better let me fuck on that rapper

They're not letting anybody have sex in jail It's like the whole thing of being in jail Listen you could fuck your sally and they ain't gonna find out Especially if you're six nine I thought you fuck in the bathroom We don't know what he's doing that's gonna be so weird to hear him talk about what he's actually been doing You think he's like reading all the great novels of the 21st century? Watch he comes back and like he's smart he's like reading like he's like he's not dumb anymore He like knows like the he's like knows like the da Vinci code and

I memorized all the elements magnesium, titanium, phosphorus, I got all that. Do you memorize the periodic table? Three. Why else? What else does he have to do in jail besides? If he just comes down, he is a Christian.

He reads a Bible. To me, he needs a career twist. He needs a career arc, something to change shit up. He can't come out and just keep being the same dude. He got to come out and be a Christian Fortnite streamer. Oh, my God. And he got to make a little Nas X type records.

What if he comes out gay, that'll help too. He comes out and he only speaks Spanish. I love it. I feel like he would to fucking blow up and like what's a bad bunny crazy shit. It's just kind of crazy that like we could just do any what ifs for him. Yeah, obviously. Anything out of the ordinary. He could go to space.

He could be an astronaut. I don't think they're going to know what in space. I think NASA might have like regulations in place. So that won't happen. It sounds like a musical. Well, maybe he could go work at Google or something. best friends with Elon Musk you know you just never fucking know with that guy yeah there's gotta be there's always that's one thing in life is that no matter how

fucking whack you are there's always some clout chasers that'll be down to have your back you know yes facts or like no matter whatever weird shit you do you know yeah Cardi B put out a video with the baby and offset saying that they're all sick and that so so that's where the hackers fucked up is because the hackers could have just sent that DM to Jade and then officer would say I was hacked and nobody's going to believe him but instead those hackers went on his Twitter and they wrote I love cock and balls and like I eat dick the funny thing is I feel like it's it would be something that Houseman would do to like say no I would come up with some clever like actual funny shit to say that was like believable and not just I love dick I'm disappointed

that he didn't say something about wanting to eat Drake's dick or whatever because that's what he's a nigga ass like I'm enjoying that's what rappers always do is that they always get hacked and then they treat some gay shit about Drake. Like for some reason there's a really great academics hack tweet where he's just basically saying how he wants to eat Drake's booty. Oh my god I think I remember there's a lot of different rappers

who this is just what the hackers think of is like oh how can I embarrass this guy I'm going to tweet some gay shit of Drake fuck it. Well, Cuevo himself said in the song that he's going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy and I saw Quavo and the airport when I was on the way to Atlanta You asked him? No but

he wanted to. I don't know tweeted like what should I what should I ask Cueva right now and the thing and everybody kept saying you should ask him if he actually ate that niggas ass like an almond joy and I fucking wanted to say it so bad but he was with so many security and shit. Actually no he wasn't You just have to like yell at him. Hey Kwa

Did you eat a nigga ass like an almond joy? Or just like throw it on his head. Hey sweetie how do you think about that? Now look so it was like I'm in TSA here and I look up and I just see a dat way chain I'm just like How many security do you think he honestly He wasn't not with that many people it's probably with like

four people. Four security? No, just four. It was like probably him, a DJ and like two other people. Yeah, I mean, if you're Quavo in the airport, I think you need one, maybe two security guards. I don't think he was with any, like, big niggas that was security guard. He was with like his crew. It was like four of them. Yeah, I guess you can't like steal someone's chain at an airport. You're like in a secure. I mean, the airport is about as secure as it gets. There ain't no guns in there. There ain't no, like, if you do punch someone, it's like you're going to jail so fucking fast. Yeah, the fight's going to be overweight. That's why I used to always shoplift at the suit at the airport. What logic is that?

Reverse logic. I don't see no cameras in here most of the time, and I would just be like... But they definitely are. They definitely are there. There has to be. It's the airport. I never felt like,

if anyone has ever been arrested for shoplifting at an airport because of a security camera, please let us know, because I just don't really see it happening. Wait, that scared me that you said that because I always steal at the airport. I saw you one time.

Oh my God, you did. The line was too long. The line was super long, but you had nothing to do. I wanted one. water and a chocolate. Eat a nigger ass like an almond joy. She bought her almond joy and she ate it like a person's ass.

Like a nigger's ass. Eat my boyfriend's ass like an almond joy. I know this is like the most inappropriate. No, I'm not going to say it. Okay. I can't imagine Kim doing that to anyone ever. We're not going to talk about it. I'm sorry, Kim.

So you believe it. You think that it was a hacker? Yeah. For a second, I thought it was not a hacker. Listen, if, if Offset is still in present time cheating on Cardi B, which I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I think he's learned his lesson too many times.

But if he is... I thought I learned my lesson. Yeah, I feel you. Sorry. If Offset is cheating, there's no way that he's going to go cheat with this bitch who caused him the most problems ever in his whole life. I don't know. Niggas are stupid. You're right.

But not niggas, but like people are stupid. Exactly. I would also like to clarify that. You're like, oh, you're right. Those niggas are stupid. I also met like people. Yeah, just like people. But this is the thing.

It's a horny man. Most of the men who are really stupid with the way they cheat are men who do not have access to hundreds of thousands of bitches the way that Offset does. If Offset wanted to get a little pussy and this is the number one thing that offset would not do, if you're offset and you're not a total fucking idiot, you're not going to send that DM

knowing she could screenshot that DM to the one girl that would be the messiest girl that you could possibly send that to. And the one bitch who actually would post it because she has nothing to lose what the fuck does she care? I should probably woke up today like so. fucking excited saying that. She saw that blue check and that's her

ship coming in because all she can do is just wait for motherfuckers to talk about it. That's what she keeps getting these tattoos so she'll have a reason and go viral. Sixth-nine's going to come out. Listen, I got nothing against her, but why wouldn't it be great if he got out and broke up with her right away? I don't think it would be great. The word I would use is great. I'm going

great. Wouldn't it be great if he got out and he ate a nigga ass like an almond joy? That I think could probably be arranged. What if he ate your ass? shit, I'm down. I'm gonna sue him after, to be real. Sue him, what? He ain't consensually eating my boo?

Oh, I didn't say it like forcefully. I can't remember if we asked this, but if he wanted an interview, would you interview him? Hell yeah. But he might ask like, Almond joy after, but yeah, I'm definitely doing it.

Because it's like, listen, I got no respect for him. But I feel like I could do a good job with the interview. I'm going to ask all the hardcore shit that a lot of people maybe wouldn't even know what asked. I think he would only allow academics to do that.

But he is going to go do an academic's interview after he gets out. For sure. Okay, look, fuck him for a second. Young Bands beat his fucking murder case that he's been on trial for before you. I want to read a newspaper article about that or actually read the details or actually talk to young bands about. I don't know how much he would be willing to say on the record, but I want to hear details. He's off the case now.

Let's go. We need the full Young Bands in motion picture. I don't know if I have his number and I also don't know if I want to call him to talk about a murder case without a... Oh, my God. Somebody went and found the video I was talking about making the stallion dancing with the bay puty on and tagged me. It was like you crease your meat to this. Yeah. No, you did.

That's lit. I follow Keith Stanfield on Instagram now. I just want to say that. Shut out, Megan Estallion for all the nuts that she helped me provide. Are you a Ruby Rose fan? I'm not a fan of like the fake blood shit and like all that shit. That shit was weak because she didn't need to go that route. You would like you'd rather hear her as a fake crib.

I just like felt like she could have just came out the gate and just like did her shit. Big mouth is a smash. I like her. My homie wrote that song and he had some drama. he wanted to tell me, like, he wanted to come on and talk about it. Or who's your friend? The homie Lawson. Shout out, shout out, futuristic Lawston. He's like a singer.

Lawson. Lawson. Lawson. That's a grocery store in Japan. That's crazy. But now, he's a really good singer-songwriter, and he actually wrote that song, and he, like, he wanted to talk about that. I like her. And she mentioned, she mentioned, she mentions his name in, like, the Black interview as being a writer, and then, like, they try

to, like, cut him out later and, like, on some weird, like, label shit, yeah. Oh, label should be like that for sure. You know, Vlad told me that the label was trying to get him to take down the title about Playboy Cardi's shooting the gun at her bro I don't know that was a crazy And it wasn't even a crazy story but it was just like the way that It was framed it was just like what?

Is pitcher being the label and hitting up the line man like well But the thing with him is it's like Wait play with Cardi's label or her label Cardi's label of course they're the ones who don't want that shit out there Because even though like she's the weird thing about it too She said I respect him so much more if he did that If you shot a gun at his girlfriend like right past our head. I would do that.

Just to send a warning message. Yeah, that is lit. No, but I think that the thing about, you have lipstick all over your fucking vaid. That's so gross. Spend my money on guns and pills. I can't live like that. I think we should wrap this up soon because we're at an hour and a half. I'm down. Is there anything we want to touch on before?

I got something I want to touch on. We want to touch on. Your meat? My own meat. Crease it? Kim, I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm over this creasing and punishing and lead-dust.

The crease. My rap name will be a little crease. A little creased. A little re-s out of retirement, I'm supposed to be a little crease. Hey, you know, I'm really thinking about starting my children's character, Chunky.

Should we talk about... People are fucking DMing me, being like, make me the Chunky and then sending me photos of them and stuff like that. You don't remember Chunky? We're gonna make you Chunky, I think. You're Chunky.

It was the whole idea of having like a children's, like YouTube channel. I don't want to be involved nothing with children. I'm okay. Draco, the Ruler has the Chunky monkey. I keep the Chunky monkey. Yes, he's. He does.

You know? He did say that. Does that mean like a girl with a fat vagina? I'm almost 100% sure that a chunky monkey in the Drake of the ruler sense is a gun. I know that they have Ben and Jerry's flavor chunky monkey. Mm. Very good. I just want to put it Ben and Jerry's pint in my ass.

This has been the No Jumper show. Like comment and subscribe. There's been a salt and straw? Yes, actually, he's really good. What is that? It's a high-end ice cream spot. It's like you could get a pint like Ben and Jerry's but it's like 12 bucks and it's amazing though that shit is fucking crack where is it it's uh in like

ars district downtown but they have a melrose right too they have a i guess so they have one in the valley kind of near it's fucking wait oh oh i've been there and the line's really long oh near your house what's the address uh not saying but you know one crazy thing about it though we go there right now is that when i'm so down fuck the live stream just kidding me and lena were like walk around playing Pokemon go in the neighborhood near there and we realized that at night at like 10.30 when that shit is about to close, holy fuck, all

the white people descend down from their fucking white villages to go get ice cream at this spot. So if you're a jack boy in wherever, you might want to go chill out by the solid straw. What does that mean? A jack boy? A boy who does a jacking? I thought you said if you're down on Jackboy like a street name

or something. I'm like, shout out to my homies from Jackboy projects. Yeah. No. If you're a Jackboy, go kick it by Salt and Straw. Probably those people got Rolexes and wallets and iPhone. You literally are like... I'm feeding the streets. I got to give them the information. Somebody's about to get robbed and they reference this.

I don't care. I'm pulling up with the Gleazy, so I'm good. The Gleazy is a hot dog. You know that, right? The Gleazy is a hot... What? Am I wrong? Who thought that?

Tell him. In D.C. A Gleazy is a hot dog. Wait, so then Shia... I'm pretty sure in D.C. Gleazy is a gun, too. So shy Gly Gly Gly... Lizzie is shy hot dog?

That does not make sense. Shy weir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twitter is the one that taught me that Glizzy is also a hot dog, too. Twitter decided that? It's also a hot dog, yeah, I'll show you. Imagine if shy Glyssie was just living his whole career,

just jeed up, and then one day he finally gets into a shootout and he just pulls out a hot dog, and motherfuckers are just like, damn. Shout out Baby Trian, Shitty Boys, music video dropping on no jumpers soon. Shitty boys interview soon, Cass Rekwana interview soon. For real? I mean, we got to line that up, yeah.

I know. We got Casher Kwan, I'm sorry. I don't know. But he'll be back. He'll be back. Definitely be back. He got more scams. He got more jugs to bus.

More methods. No jumper method. No jumper method coming soon. Hey, if you need to no jumper methods, tap in with me. I'm going to have you deposit for a music video and never put your music video out. I'm trying to think of something that is like a really good thing that we could sell because, you know, Keemstar from Drama Larry? We could sell pussy. That's real.

But you know, Keemstar from Drama Alert just did. a palette. He did a palette. You're not doing a palette. No, that's not the idea, but there could be something. Like something, no jumber related that we could, like, sell a lot of in a short period time. I think that would be cool. People like accessories.

A drop, if you will. I know how much Kim Star made from it. It's offensive. Offensive. Oh, yeah. How much? I know how much you made, and it's offensive. Off what?

Off of selling crack. That's true. All right. Thank you everyone for tuning in. Love y'all. We're going to be live streaming after this, so bang, bang. Don't go anywhere.

Love you guys. And go to the No Jumper Facebook, even though there is no money for you to win there now. Peace! Peace. On the game. In the Middle East.