No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 39

Episode Date: April 22, 2020

0:55 Camgirl new haircut 2:52 Camgirl thinking about doing a murder mystery channel 3:49 Adam advice to Camgirl's social media personality and to blow up 5:09 Adam's Ayleks Onlyfans 6:07 God mode login for Onlyfans 6:45 Reselling Onlyfans content 7:47 Adam's Ayleks video review, charging a lot for very little content 9:41 Adam beef with Ayleks? 10:29 Should Adam square up with Ayleks 11:24 Adam still drew attention to her dry Onlyfans 11:45 Safaree's Onlyfans 12:56 Camgirl calls out Adam about Trap Lore and Ayleks 14:33 Spending time making videos vs no ads 15:38 Giveaway 16:59 Nicki and Safaree were in a group together 17:48 Safaree vz Big Zoo? 19:45 Housephone hasnt really changed his lifestyle since quarantine 21:00 Joe Budden deep dive 24:19 "Self help/advice" type of content 26:15 Positive speakers on social media "It's hard to market myself to idiots" 29:28 New experiences during quarantine? 31:15 Stephanie Freeman and Jeffrey Hume racist couple on Tik Tok 40:06 "Drug scandal" documentary 42:43 Adam trying to use Housephone as an example 46:26 Adam will have a boy or a girl? 50:18 Georgia is opening back up 51:12 Adam fan encounters during Covid and remembering doing meet n greets 54:27 Camgirl been wearing masks 56:33 Adam loves black adult entertainers 57:07 B Pumper vs Lena and Adam 57:59 B Pumper vs Odd Future 59:36 drakeo called adam gay 59:50 Blueface IG 1:01:26 Housephone finds the photo of Pumper and Tyler 1:03:30 Adam relies on snitches to make content "sources" 1:06:05 Travis Scott pushing his song on Fortnite + Is Travis Scott really a culture shifter? 1:11:15 Jackboy, Don Tolliver, etc 1:13:04 @MEH 1:17:22 Carti wants to show he can rap? "He doesn't have bars in any context" 1:19:46 Carti fans and theories 1:22:14 Carti vs Uzi 1:24:38 The stare lol 1:26:56 Camgirl remembers why she loves Travis Scott 1:31:53 Trans skater and trans bmx rider 1:34:47 Adam story at hardcore shows 1:45:00 Camgirl says Housephone is more aware because hes black 1:50:18 Lil Xan 1:52:07 Dababy new album 1:55:27 Tik tok parental control 2:03:10 Monetizing kids on social mediaBest FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_Jumper/4874336901 FOLLOW OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/529mn7of2HBKdLfrAMUzcK?si=rWVBWCuWSXeh0TFYb2P-dQ CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-jumper/id1001659715?mt=2 Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_Jumper/4874336901 http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/No-Jumper-198283650194402/ http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 and adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They'll be like, oh my God, they're on time. We're early, actually. I wonder if it's the best time now to get a no jumper interview because Adam's down for anything. If y'all need interviews, DM me. DM methods. DM methods coming soon. No, that's real.

Like, I totally feel like my standard for interviewing, like, L.A. Because realistically, I can only interview people who are in L.A. Besides, well, actually, we just did a fire one with the... From England. Well, we just, yeah. Trappler Ross. It was incredible. We had a really good conversation.

What the fuck is. Is he doing in LA? Can you not in LA? He's not in LA. Oh, you did it like virtually. We did it like. We did it like. I support that.

I thought he flew in for the interview. I'm like, what the fuck is he doing? He has a Trappler Ross sitting in quarantine just researching Drake for two weeks while waiting to do his no jump-re interview. And then he flies right back to England, waits another two weeks in quarantine, and then boom, he's back to his normal life

of sitting in his apartment. Boom. Boom. You know what I like the Zoom interview thing. Have you done more of those? You don't mind it? I haven't watched any of yours, sorry. Me and, no, no, no.

We did FaceTime calls for all of our ones that we did previously, and then this new one, it was a Zoom call that me and Housephone did with. It went really smoothly, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, it was great. Nice. Are you going to do more of those? Perhaps, yeah. Actually, I'm supposed to be doing one with a very star-studded person at some point in the future that I'm pretty excited about.

Star-studded. Star-studded. Star-studied. So, kind of like, a neat thing. That's why I was trying to say when I said, star-studded. Is that okay with you? He's around stars. Let's talk about your hair.

Stop trying to change the subject. Your hair is short now. It's cool. A little bob. Is that a bob? That's a bob. I got a bob. I chopped it all off.

I wasn't feeling the like purple stranglies. Really? At the bottom, I wasn't feeling it. It's not what I was trying to do with my hair originally. So you know what? I think it looks scary. I like it. It was cool.

You had a cool bracelet too. You're flexing right now. Yeah, I don't feel kind of uncomfortable with you too. Give me compliments, but thank you. You know, I'm really trying to. trying to... You less, more him. You guys can keep talking.

I'm just going to put this on the social media because... Good job getting a mask. So proud of you. I thought you're going to wear that the beard one for the next three months. Today in racism. Me and House Funner at 7-Evon, a guy starts talking shit to him. Totally unrelated to his race, but starts talking shit to him for not wearing a mask. So yeah, so we're...

Highlight what race the person was. White devil. Like you. But he was like, you know. close to Adam's age. He was like 60 or something. Like, you know. He was ancient.

He was almost 22 status. Yeah, decrepit falling apart, etc. Hey, we on stream right now doing the No Jumper show. Number 39, can girls in this bitch. You got a new haircut. Yuri's over there on the boards. He's smoking gas. Not passing a gas.

Join us. Swipe up, bitch. Please join us. This is going to be the biggest one ever, according to my infographic. Wait, the infographic show did that? We're only going up from here. Do you know what the infographic show is on YouTube? No.

What's that? I thought you meant. Fuck. I thought you meant. I thought you meant. It's like a YouTube channel. I thought they actually made that. I was going to say,

damn, that's fucking sick. Created by and he put his name. Yeah, infographic is not a brand name. Somebody made us an infographic to tell us all about our podcast. I know what an infographic is, but there's a YouTube channel called the infographics show. Right. And I thought that they made it. What would they do on there?

Just break down shit? They break down shit with the cool infographics. Right. It's really in like a... Of like what brands? No, fucking like top 10 serial killers, child. child serial killers. I thought I'm making a second channel

where I just do like murder mysteries. You should do it on your main channel. It's not like you're like so specific with your current channel that you can't be that. My shit's kind of all over the place. I'm wondering if I should do a more specific. I tried to do like the Asian route for a bit. I'm like, you know what?

I can't just do this forever. What Asian stuff were you doing? Oh, like I want to integrate, you know, Asian music with American music. So I had like my friend American rapper over here, a little house phone. review and react to Asian rappers. So you want to be your own little

one man, 88 rising, huh? One woman. Is that how you do it? One man? No, like a man, like a, in the Constitution or whatever. I suppose, no. I mean, I wasn't trying to go after like, I'm going to be bigger than 88 rising.

You should. That'd be a good way for you get big. Just start talking that shit. No, that video. Not everything is just fighting and being a competition. Yeah. I remember Adams, advice to me before was, yeah, you should just be a complete bitch. I'm like, what? Just hate everybody.

He was like, just be negative and controversial. Yeah. I'm like, no, I don't want to do that. No, I think what I was telling you is that if you want to be successful on social media, you need to basically double down on your personality. Like whatever your slight inclination is, just go all the way in that direction. Like for me, I listened to like two SoundCloud rappers, boom, like all in on. Let's go.

Not really. So what did you do with my agent thing? Only speak Korean? And like... Only dress super kawaii. I think that already do. I mean, the easiest way to blow up is to do something that's like offensive

but not so offensive that your whole career is over afterwards. That's such a fine line. You need to be, you should be the person who makes like K-pop videos where you talk about things that nobody else will talk about like the real, the dark side of K-pop.

They'll never let you back in the country. Hey. What? There's a whole genre on that already. Is there? Yes. Yeah, that makes sense. It's like the biggest genre of the world.

No, yeah, you're right. I don't know anything about it. But can I say this? Is that the Adam 22 YouTube channel, which was dead for a few months, as in I actually just didn't even post anything, so it was kind of understandable that it was dead. You say this every six months.

Right, I know. But I'm back. I made a video about Alex's only fans, viral, like 800,000 views. What? You saw it? You like it? No, I saw the video and, And did I say you gave us your login?

Yeah, that's okay. I mean, I'm probably, I'll probably get kicked off a platform and Safari video and never come out. No, that would be right. Wait, what? Because I'm making a video of Safari. No, I get that. I thought you were trying to keep that under wraps. No, that's okay.

You're the one texting us like, shh, make sure it's private. What? About Safari. I don't know. Yeah, you did too. No. I thought you meant like, we're not allowed to talk about or anything. I probably just didn't want you to give out my only fan's password.

Why the fuck would I do that? You guys are dickheads. Okay, anyways. I thought it was like a real only, like, I thought like, had other people. I thought he had other people following on there. I was like, no,

I don't want to log into this. I only follow Alex and Safari. I didn't want to see like your dick. Like, I didn't want to log in. Why would you see my dick on my only fan? You were subscribed to Alenos. Yeah,

no, I'm not. That's what I'm saying. I didn't know if it was like some shit like that. I was like, I don't want to see this. I saw a guy told me that he has the God mode login for only fans so we can see every girl's content.

He's like a guy in the industry. It's not like a scammer or anything. I love how you call it God mode. God mode. Wasn't there a huge leak anyways with like everyone's shit? Allegedly, but I think it's it's not that it's like a leak like when people here are like OnlyFans leak They think that somebody broke into the fucking OnlyFans thing and just leaked everything in reality It's just it's like guys who make collections out of all the girl shit and then they just

Goody That's kind of weird, yeah But it's not like all of a sudden like they just magically got access to every single thing on it But I mean have you ever heard of dudes? Like like re have you ever heard of like like guys? reselling girls pictures that they like bought or something? Or just like yeah basically doing what this guy did

but selling them all. I haven't heard of them selling it. I've owned here you can just use these ones if you want. I haven't heard of dudes reselling them but I've just seen dudes sort of giving them out. But that's very bad. Should we talk about that? Annolly Choppa came out against only fans

girls and said porn is free. I just want to say that is... I didn't see that. You know I get what he's saying. I get how it's a temptation. By the way, can we please, no phones. Oh, sorry, I was just checking to see if anything was in my face. I felt like we got a little distracted last time, a little bit too much phonery. It was really me. Why? Because you were on a ketamine trip of some sort?

No, I was just really high. Like, I hadn't smoked that whole day and we smoked, I think either during the podcast or right before. We've been smoking all day. We did the Trapler Ross and then we did Bravo the Bag Chaser afterwards. But he actually came, right? He did. He was here in our life. He was cool, though. He had a Gucci mask on. He did. That was cool. You know? Gucci mask. Wait, let's go back to Ale.

Oh yeah, Alex. So the most excited. So what else did you think about my video? Let's talk about you. Or whatever you want to say about ALEX. Well, okay, so first going, reviewing her only fans, I guess. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, you looked at it.

That was my first time going on Only fans. Me too. And like, really, you're so surprised. Why the fuck would I go on? I don't know. You had copped before? Of course. Oh, that was my first time copping, okay.

Not her only thing. Is that not like premium content? Or like, should she be doing more? Like, I don't. I feel like $50 a month. Yeah. There was like three. I feel like most girls on there are doing a lot more.

A lot more for a lot less. Like porn porn, like straight up like fucking. Bitches are like shitting into a cup and then like eating it out. No. But okay, like Lena, just to put in perspective, like I showed Lena Alex's only fans and Lena's perspective on it was like, she was like, she was like honestly. like, I would be worried about you reviewing another girl's only fans just because I don't want people to be like, oh, why are you criticizing this girl's only fans when your girlfriend's only fans isn't that good? But Lena puts a shitload of time and effort into her fucking

only fans. Like she's filming like real deal like porn scenes. She's filming like the stuff that we do is like really lit, like lit, like lit, like everything like that. I mean it's just, you know, her shit is updated pretty consistently. She has a lot. of content on it and it's $5 a month and then you just pay for like some of the premium content from there and that like you know it's so then when you when you sort of start having these conversations it's very much like you start to get an idea over time like some people are charging five bucks some people are charging 20 bucks some people are charging 50 bucks but if you're charging 50 and you're not really coming with it then you know that's going to get aired out

eventually I'm playing to play devil's advocate what's your beef with her she charge I have no beef with her she's I didn't say anything bad about her all I said I gave an honest... That's not what she said. That's not what she said. She said that she was going to pull up with her N-words and beat me up and I don't appreciate it. You better make a video from that.

Nah, see, I thought about it, but it's not... I can't chase the cloud that hard. No, I'm saying when she beat you up. Oh, yes. If her blood's run down on me, then yes. I keep telling you. That'll be cool. Like, I'm definitely down to fucking scrap with her on that front.

Scrap with her. You think of me and ailer's to shoot the fair one? You think I would get respect if I want... Oh, my God. mental image me and her speaking of only fans with boxing clubs

wait speaking to only fans let's just go down the list of all the people that just are coming out of nowhere who else yeah castanova but should we keep digging in on the fucking alex thing because I do want to address that

she did say that she was going to fucking come through with her gang and beat my ass I don't get it personally because to me I didn't say anything offensive all I did was you sound like Kanye right now defending himself

I'm not I didn't actually actually insult her. I didn't say anything negative about her bike. You were like this bitch, da, nah, nah, like, you were talking to. Yeah, you were being like, if that was me, I would not be happy. No, I was making fun of the fact that she acts like a fucking retardant interviews, so I made front of her small eyes interview.

I'm sorry, but it was super I never watched it. I never watched. Right, but I fucking put a couple of clips in just because I thought it was funny, like let's fucking show how bad her interviews are. I like made some jokes about like she was on the Tripy Red podcast and she didn't talk the entire time. I'm sorry, that's just a fact. And then when I said that she, her only

fans is like 50 bucks and it's not that good of content it's like a big fucking deal that's just reality sorry my video went viral she probably made so much money off of me promoting her only fans like that because as much as i was saying that it wasn't worth the 50 bucks i guarantee that she got like hundreds of sign-ups that was just trying to see what it was all about you know and to them they probably got a nut off like ah that was that was good to me stayed up late last night researching safari up and i was up until 2 30 in the morning watching safari clips on YouTube because I got his only fence now. Like jacking off?

He doesn't jack off. Not yet. He doesn't show his dick or at all. Well, you're going to have to tune into the video to find out, but no, you don't actually see his like bear. I just remember when that one time in the shower he like dropped his phone or something. I was like, and see that, they were putting that all over my time. In my process of reviewing

Safari and I've very much enjoying this process of just sort of like digging in and just learning a lot about a topic. Pause. Not digging in like that. Digging into Safari's only thing. Digging in on his booty crack. No, I'm just enjoying the process of like really digging in on topic and learning everything and just making the video about it. And so that's why it was kind of cool. I was talking to travel at Ross today because he's sort of-

He's very, very like much known for that. So I've kind of got into a little bit too. And just the quarantine thing, honestly, is just making me focus on my channel. It's like not that much money, but it's like, okay, I'm making my channel look like I still got something going on because I just didn't post anything for like three months. But, you know, I feel like the safari thing. That's one thing that I still have to figure out is I still have to do a little bit more digging to see if I believe that he actually, if he leaked his own nudes or not, because that's kind of the conversation that's going on. So two things. I'm going to call you out because when we first started talking about Trapler Ross on this podcast, you were saying, yeah, that's kind of content I'd probably be doing if I had nothing else to do in my life.

And now here I am, yeah. And then two, I didn't like the Alec's digging into her only fans and making fun of her and whatnot. But I feel a little bit better about it that you're also doing men. So yeah, yes and it's equal you have to do Casanova next but that's the weird thing is that it's like I copped safaris. I'm not gonna tell you what exactly was in it how much was it? It was it was $10, right? Okay, all right? It was 20. I think it was 10 anyway. I also spent $12 for a photo a bonus photo. Yeah, I just think it is so gay, bro. $12 for this bonus photo. And what? So you're gonna have to check my. upload coming in the very near future I might actually end making it tomorrow

but basically yeah I got some I love how you're the only fans fucking investigator but I think after see that's the thing though is I already spent all this money on safaris I don't know if I want to spend all that money on Casanova's for the same video I feel like if anything I should give it a little time because that's that's click made all over again I paid for Casanova's only fans boom I don't want to like waste it all on one video and it's like the alex one did super good like almost a million views make individual video But it's like I'll probably only make like 1,200 bucks or some shit.

It's like maybe if I get super lucky I'm making like $2,000 off of that video or whatever. I mean, who knows? It might do a couple million views. But like realistically, it's like how much do I want to investigate or invest into... Sounds good to me. I think I'm going to get Riley beat, though. Yeah, but that one worked out. You know, you make a YouTube videos all the time that just don't make shit.

The young chop one I spent like a whole day on it, it did all right. Isn't that so fucking annoying when you spend so much time and you get demonetized? I spent a whole day. writing, researching, making the video, editing it, and then if I can put it out, and boom, no ads. But they got to turn back on within like a hour or two. But at that point, it's like you're doing more than just like making pointless YouTube content. You're fucking like building your brand and you get money in other avenues. But it drives you crazy because you fucking don't, it doesn't spread as much when it's not monetized.

So that's the part that really pisses you have is that even if you're like, oh, fuck it like money is what it is. You're like, God damn it, I just want people to see this. shit and you're taking my content you're suppressing it you fucking horrible website anyway I have a bunch of videos I'm working on it I got a Dapper Dan video that I'm very optimistic about Did you guys ever drop the

The Draco one? No I was supposed to finish that today but we're too busy It's coming up by the end of the week I swear I'm my mother Yeah somebody calling you out in the comments about that People are asking about the giveaway The giveaway is that we are going to be giving some Kandamas as well as some merch

to a couple of different people who are in the chat slash leave comments and I'm going to leave it to I don't know who should be the one deciding it who's actually watching is Josh watching another room

anyway if Yuri's gonna keep an eye on it I would suggest that if you really want to help out you should definitely click the like button and leave a comment and that will help us to choose you obviously we're not going to be able to tell you are you just like do you want them to

is it funniest comment or it's just purely random funny good observation Anything that makes Camgirl smile Really is the kind of thing that we're looking for Or make house phone cry Or make housephone feel really bad about himself And consider just leaving L.A. and moving to Wichita.

Same for Adam. Out in Wichita, Kansas smoking meth with all the locals asking them to teach me how to yodel. On God. Honestly, why is Wichita so fucking lit now? What is it? I don't know. Max Miller said that in the song. Nikki Minaj said it recently.

I feel like I keep hearing it in rap songs. See, that's the whole thing in my Safari thing, too, is how do I not upset the barbs? Well, no, they don't like him. I'm gonna show. They fucking hate him, yeah. They'll probably like you. You might, if you do this,

the barge might actually fuck with you. Yeah, if you do this the right way and just laugh at him. And just make sure to be like, like this is why Nikki left you or just. Did you know they were in a group together for a while? They were in a group? Yeah, they were.

I forget the name of it was like hard life or some shit. They had like some fucking like corny-ass group together for a couple years. And they do like a bunch of those like mixtape things. And there was two other people in the group for a while and then those people left the group and Safari just was dating her and then she the production company was like now we're

going to just put all our eggs on the Nicki Minaj basket which probably was a safe idea Can you imagine if Nikki came out and her and Safari were a group? I mean they kind of they damn near were like my favorite moment Safari until she was famous for like 10 years I mean I don't know I just always saw one nigga in the background of her shit

all the time I'm like what is this like he used to be like behind her with his hat like this hat was always had was always like this and he was just like fucking in the background. If you had a daughter, would you rather she date Safari or Big Zoo? Definitely Safari. I'm gonna come clean.

Safari seems a lot to safer. Like, Safari got a spray on hairline. Like, niggas with the spray on hairlines aren't that, um, they aren't that, uh, you think Safari is a spray on hairline? What does that mean? That just means he got a shit tuned up? You're just calling it spray on?

Or you think he got like a can of cryline and like a straight razor? No, it's like, it's like a technique. Like, I've seen this barber, I've seen the barbers do it to like, hell it niggas. I thought he got like the Torrey Lane's like actual scalp import. I mean, he had like the spray shit. Like they just like spray to fill it in and then line it up. There ain't nothing wrong with getting your hair fixed up if you, if you're in the culture.

That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying that. That's rich. I'm just saying I would like, if I was a dad, I'd rather have my daughter with the nigger with the spray on hairline because he's harmless. How do we have so much faith in Big Zoo's hairline? I don't know what he's been doing. The only reason you can even say is Because we don't barely know what this fool looks like

I'm saying I'm just saying like The nigga with the spray on hairline is harmless And then versus a nigga like Big Zoo Who's crazy, yeah, so it's like You got a body on his belt I'd rather take the harmless spray on hairline And what's Safarys last name? Sabules

It's so much better than petty Petty I know She's already petty though so she's Miss Petty Yeah, Kimso Korean She came through with a bubble tea I'm trying to cover it No sponsor her? You don't want to sponsor her?

Look, we got Red Bull. They ain't doing shit for me. Boom. I would love for them to sponsor me. I love this fucking boba. I was craving it all week. I had to drive all the way to Fairfax together. Somebody's a year he's a go in the chat.

I didn't read that. Wait, they can leave the boba shops open. That's an essential business. Are you fucking Joshing me? It's like a restaurant. Any restaurant's open. Even Baba. Boba?

Baba. Baba? I need Baba. Why don't I come out with Baba right there? I need my baba to give me a lineup. Yeah. How's your lineups are going though? You're having to do come?

It's not too bad. We did a little hair review. I need to get a lineup, though. Let me ask you guys this, though. I'm here curly. Thanks. Is your life returning to normal a little bit? Are you starting to reenter society a tiny bit? No.

Housephone, I feel like he didn't really change his shit. Every day I see his close friend story. What am I doing every day? There's seven people. There's a massage train lines. Why do you give to create? Massage chain? No, he comes to the podcast.

She's like creating this narrative. After I called him out being like, you know, I don't know if we should keep doing this because I just see house one going out all the time. He's like, what are you talking about? You remember that conversation? Yeah, yeah. So that day, he's like, you know what, Kim? I'm going to take it seriously.

Like, for my mom's health, he comes in wearing like this little mask thing. Acting like he's really proper. Same day, goes to a Molly party and massage training people. I didn't go to a Molly party. It was like me and the two homegirls and they were sitting over there and I was sitting over here. Oh, my God. No social distancing scene. You guys are fucked.

Because we were in the same living room. You guys were massaging each other. Nobody was massaging. I was a massage in me. I wasn't massaging nobody. But I don't know. She's pushing this narrative is hell of funny. I'm picturing like, you know, the intro to, what was it, full house or step by step where you got the three daughters all braiding their hair in a row.

I'm picturing it like that, but you're off of mall. You're just giving somebody to massage. Like, oh. That's a real thing. I mean, yeah. Right. That's hell of funny, though. I want to know what my audience thinks about me doing a video that's like a deep dive into Joe Button's music.

I don't know if my audience would like that or not. I would be down just because I love his podcast. Can I name three songs? No. Sorry, Joe Button. I think I can name exactly three songs. I can name Pump It Up. And I've listened to a fair amount of Joe Button in my day.

And I just know he has like a mixtape called mood music. You know what's a, yeah. Moody, moody time. You want to know what pisses me off about mood music? Mood music. Mood. Is that, okay, you go to Apple Music and you look at for mood music. You cannot say that.

Mood music. No, there's three different jokes. mood music one, two, and three, and they all have exactly the same cover. And it's a new cover that they made after the fact it's not the original art, because the original artwork was like scrappy-ass, like mixtape art cover that would look so weird

and out of place on like modern streaming services and probably wasn't high-res enough. There's no way that Koch records or whatever had like the fucking high-res album artwork left over. So they had to recreate new artwork. But it's the same photo of Joe Button from Mood Music, one, two, and three. And it's just,

as a rap fan, it's like, no, that would never happen. This looks weird. Fix it. Anyway, probably. Text him about it. Probably not his priority. I mean, he hasn't, like, drop music on his album music since, like, 2016. But anyway, I was thinking about doing that of, like, a real deep dive into Joe

button from a musical perspective. You know who you need an interview? Who? The guy you brought on the podcast that said he made the list where he's number three. Who was it? He was like a number three rap. Oh, no, no, no. made that list. Didn't you bring him on here?

No, but you know that that was Kat? It was, what happened was I was interviewing Trinidad James, which I wonder how those views did. Shut out of that was a good interview. That was a good interview. But he had a couple of homies with him, and they have a fucking clothing line called Brownstone, and they came on.

And Trinidad James basically said that they were the ones who made that list. And I got all excited, like, oh my God, you guys made that list that Joe Button is the number three rapper. And they were like, yeah, like they got on. But they didn't really. bothered to like correct me and like point out the fact that Trinidad James was like kidding or I misunderstood him I forget but either way that was weird and then oh damn I thought

it was really that guy got excited no and it was not and I acted all hyped over it and then I had to figure out that it wasn't you you interviewed Trinidad James and you didn't say anything about full size run huh honestly I probably didn't I know you suck dude that's like because that show is so good and he's like if he wants to promote his sneaker show or whatever go for it now I'm just like I mean, no. It's why you need me here. I mean, I know what I've seen it. It's just I was talking about other things.

It's so popular now. If you want to talk about your podcast, then that's the kind of thing that, like, you need to bring it up. You know, it's like realistically, most rappers you interview, it's kind of like, listen, if I'm interviewing a rapper

and I start to be like, so tell me about your new album, that means things are not going as well as they should be, because that is not the best question in the world. That's pretty much like a question that you wouldn't ask unless like all the other questions

that you wanted to. asked weren't really working. Damn, I'm really letting people in on some fucking insider podcast info there. Like how to be a podcaster 101. If you do that instead of diving into Joe Budden's music. What? Not saying that that's a bad video, but some advice. Advice is weird though. Advice, like positive advice is hard to frame on YouTube. Yeah.

Because you have to figure out how to title it in order to make like, you know, self-help stuff seem palatable, which it doesn't really on the surface. Everything also like isn't applicable. to everybody. It's like you have to figure out what's going to work best in your situation and your element and your time. You know, it's hard to be a motivational speaker. It's hard to be a Gary Vee. It's like, it's not in my nature to just come out and be like, hey, everything's great. Here's how you're going to be able to make a bunch of money. Reality is, I don't necessarily think you're going to be able to make a bunch of money unless you figure out some shit. Because, and I'm just talking to like a random person is like, how are you as a random person going to get rich? I don't know. I have no

fucking clue. Yes, I started the YouTube channel. Honestly, it's been a whole thing. But, I mean, I'm just saying, like, it takes a certain kind of person to be coming out on a regular basis. Tell it everybody that they are just one step away from really

killing it and making a ton of money and stuff. Like, oh, the only thing that you're not doing is you're not reading an extra book a week or some shit. I mean, you know, I mean, you could, like, concoct a fake-ass, like, overview of what to do, and people might believe it, but that's not necessarily real.

Yeah, I mean, you can't give good advice, but it's like something about that super positive thing of just trying to convince everybody that they're just one step away. That's, it's, it's tough. I mean, because it's, I mean, because like, if people believe in themselves and they, like, had that drive and they were positive, like, you know, like, no doubts, whatever you want to do, like, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to do it. Then, like, you could be one step away.

Yeah. But a lot of people don't realize it's like, they think that, like, because you're, like, you're like at some other level that you have it all together you have it all figure out and you can like help somebody else out it's like nigger you don't even know how you got you're all trying to you don't even you don't even you don't even know how you got to where you're at sometimes and this is the thing is that it's like okay you know you see people on twitter and they just come out with some positive ass shit and it's like it's like it's weird because it's kind of like like somebody who's like you know uh i really think that it's important for everybody to just

stay positive and keep working hard and everything's what's wrong? with that. It's just it takes a certain kind of person to get on Twitter and actually, yes I am and actually just say the most generic, obvious shit ever that is only going to appeal to a total fucking

idiot. No offense. People like that kind of stuff. Or they're just at different ports of their life because the reality is that like if you're like 15 if you're like in high school you might not have really like heard a lot of the sort of like generic

business advice that there was a certain point of my life where I was like listening to Tony Robbins tapes and I was like you know this is kind of cool. I think you're just a type of person that's a total skeptic and you just like want to question everything so you'll hear something and be like what the fuck me personally. I think I'm smart and I feel like I'm in dialogue with other smart people so it's hard

for me to market myself to idiots. Honestly that's how I feel like that's not that's a compliment to the audience. There's one little thing of like me just saying like maybe you should answer some questions about how to give good interview into I'm so negative and I'm not talking to fucking idiot.

I'm the fucking smartest person ever. I'm like, that's not what I'm trying to say. No, I'm just explaining why it is hard to make positive motivational videos because the actual positive advice that I would give most people is so fucking obvious and basic of just like figure out what you want to do, learn everything you possibly can about that thing. Some people just don't practice as hard as possible. Some people don't have that black and white. It's just there's a lot of other people out there.

would be happy to tell you that, that it almost feels like I'm not the essential source of, but they look up to you specifically. They want, like, hearing it from you. And it's in the details. Because if you put out a video where you actually give a lot of really good examples and stuff like that, then I understand. I think it's all about the hook. It's all about how you get people to engage with it.

And that's why we use celebrities and stuff as like our clickbait is because in reality, like, say you just have something to say about like cheating. Well, you know, that might get a thousand of you. But if you make a video about like holy shit this crazy got caught cheating on Beyonce last night let's talk about and then you like give your opinions on adultery Then it's kind of like yeah you've got people watching and you're just talking about something that is like the most relatable normal Human conversation you just gave some advice right there like we all know murder is bad But we don't usually talk about the fact that murder is bad until someone we know gets killed and then we get to sort of have the conversation that we've had five million times about like damn

I wish people would stop killing people out love, but here I am and I can't do anything about it. This is fucked up. Honestly, that's kind of a problem, though. We had that conversation so many times on this podcast. So sad. That it's like, like, you know, when Pop Smok gets killed, it's like, what the fuck? What do we say? What's left to say? We have this conversation about X. Like, what's different about this? Not a lot. You know? It's crazy, man. Yeah. Rest and peace. Did you guys, have you managed to have any new experiences since we last talked, being that is hard to

leave the home. Oh, I Twitch streamed for the first time yesterday. How'd you like it? Um, I'm learning my way around it, but I'm a partner now. Everyone, so you guys can sub to me. If you have Amazon Prime, you can do it for free. Um, but, uh, it was interesting.

Streaming is a whole fucking, another monster in itself. It's like if one thing's not working, it's another. And it's like, it's, you just have to get so many tools to get it. But, um, first time, I, I had fun. I want to continue doing it. Yeah. I think, I'm doing another Twitch stream tomorrow of poker. So Twitch.tv.tv.com 22. I don't think I want to be a partner because then I can't stream on YouTube at all.

Oh, is that what it is? I think, right? That's the exclusive one. There's like one tier of Twitch partnership in which you are not, you can't just do a YouTube stream. And for me, it's like, we want to stream this on YouTube for sure. Definitely don't want to do this on Twitch. So I don't know if that matters.

But then also, like, when I just like stream on YouTube and do donations, it's like, I've been streaming on Twitch. In my mind, it's kind of like, I'm going to do Twitch streams for poker or games or whatever, and then I'm going to do YouTube for like if I'm just trying to do a big donation stream. Yeah, I felt that. You know, because this is more of a normie platform, to be totally honest. No offense to, like, the YouTube fans, but this is more of a place where the average guy who just wants to get some thoughts on their song is going to be, you know?

Yeah. From what I know, I thought that if you're a partner, you can't be streaming on two platforms at one time. I don't think that it's exclusive. You can do that. I've done that in the past. No, if you're a partner, you can't. I don't know. But either way, there's some exclusivity shit with Twitch, yeah. I want to talk about, just if we're going to bring it some random

show, I want to talk about Stephanie Freeman. Did you see this? Yes, unfortunately. I sent you guys that basically is a video. You guys can go check it out on... Don't check it out. You might not want to check it out. I mean, if you want to have context of what we're talking about, yeah. Either search it on Twitter or you could probably

find it on YouTube. Two high school students in, I believe, Florida made a video. And I guess this is a TikTok trend of how to make this thing. And it's like a fake cooking recipe. So it might be, you know, how to make a guy from New Hampshire. Oh, I'm going to put in a little bit of a flannel shirt. A white. A beard.

You know, that kind of thing. Boston hat. I assume that those are the kind of things that the non-offensive version of this meme was being done with. her and her boyfriend made one that was like how to make niggers how to make black people no it said niggers on the thing oh it did yeah it's safe like

it literally said niggers and then she put she put the camera up and the dude was like niggers it was like it was like get arrested get shot like you have no dad it was like bad decision making and everything about it just the tone that she was delivering it with was like

it's just bizarre, like as if she just expected that everybody who was watching this would agree. I thought it was so funny. It was almost like they didn't really sincerely believe that they were saying anything offensive, which made it feel different. Yeah, they didn't think they're offensive at all. And listen, I am not the most woke, you know, Hotep black dude out there. You're definitely Hotep. Let's not get back in this.

I know, right. I'm getting more woke, though, and I'm just like, honestly, I can appreciate, even if it was racist and offensive, but like if it was funny as fuck, I probably wouldn't have cared or probably like would have not. But it was just so weird and just awkward and not funny. Not funny. And just like just straight racist for no reason. It was just the stupidest stereotypes.

And you put it on. She's like fried chicken and a watermelon. Oh, I've never heard that one before. Never heard that one before. Got a real Sarah Silverman over here. The other thing that made it really like stand out though is that like, okay, when you have somebody to get exposed because they said something racist on their Snapchat,

It's believable that they thought that it wasn't going to get out. They want everyone to see it. Anyone who makes a TikTok is trying to go viral. There's no other reason to make a TikTok as far as I can tell. The only value proposition on TikTok is that shit blows up on there. So for them, it's kind of like, like, did they see other? And that's one thing that she said. No, I've seen heller races.

Right. She said that she saw a lot of other people doing that same thing. It's apparently the trend. Yeah. And I did, I saw a few other races. the one that blows up. I saw a few racist TikToks, but that was the worst one by far. I don't understand.

I asked you guys this week too. The fuck. How's my form? I don't get that one. How's my form? I saw it one too. Yeah, that's another trend. I saw a racist Asian girl making fun of black people.

Oh, yeah. This dude did like a thing where he was like this and then he was like picking the cotton or something. Oh, is that what it was. There's another one where he was like whipping. It said something about like three fifths. Yeah. The Asian girl did that.

I'm like, What is this? She was hot, too. It was like, why did you do that? I know, right? I'm like, what is that? She was like 15. Calm down.

No, she wasn't. Never mind. I thought. I'll take it back. I don't even remember. But it just was like, why is this like cute young girl like fucking just out here? Yeah, that was so weird. Who is the battery in her back that is making her racist?

I don't know. I mean, so look, so that was the thing with the Stephanie girl. So she, her first apology was like, I let my boyfriend's racism like trickle into my mind and turn me into a racist. And it's like, I don't think that was the case. I mean, and that's what's funny about that shit, though, is that she's taking all the heat. He's not really because he, I think, just like deleted all the social media and he fell back. He seems like a big, dumb dude that doesn't have social media.

She put out the deranged response, which included, because at one point, I think the reason why I even, the reason why I even saw this is because I tune into Twitter and I see that blacks is trending. And I'm just like, blacks, huh? Click. And I'm just then it leads me to the thing. and I'm like, oh, my God. The quote was, I believe that blacks are human too.

And it's just like, whoa, like we are really dealing with a little kid who really doesn't know how to talk right here because she's really like wanting some points for thinking that black people are human. It's like, babe, it's kind of a foregone conclusion. Like we've already sort of sorted that out the thing about other races being human.

That's kind of just something we expect love you is to give other people their humanity. We're asking more from you at this time. But then did we ever confirm these other screenshots that I sent you? Were those really not? The only fan shit was fake from what I can tell, which at first for a moment, I was like, oh my God, is this going to be the best video ever? I'm going to buy this girl's fucking only fans?

And then I started to feel kind of like, oh, no. Am I supporting? No. I mean, that, well, actually, no, that is a good point. You said she's in high school. Yeah, that is a good point. And then I saw, they got, you know, serious repercussions. because they got kicked out of their college or was it high school?

This one right here, she's crying. She says, I'm sorry. You guys ruin my fucking life. I am no longer going to my dream college. And my boyfriend and I now have no future. I'm not 100% sure if that one is real. I think these ones were all real. The one that was fake was definitely the only fans one.

But then the one with the story post that has like the text from the Instagram story where she's basically saying like, please don't contact my college. That's another moment where you're like, oh no. Like this person is way too. stupid to be out here in the real world with all the other adults because you can't really think that that's going to work. It's like you probably gate, you probably tip them off to go do that by saying that. Oh, hell yeah. If they weren't thinking about doing it before, they definitely are now. So we're confirming the college stuff is real, right? I think the college is real. The thing that

she said about please don't contact my college is definitely real. I mean, the funny part is like, you're getting kicked out of school and there's no school right now. That's how much of a fail you are. I wish some of these, I wish some of these are real. I want to hope that some of these are real. she was really doubling down. This one is fake. Okay. Dear black people, if you guys want, wait, dear quote unquote black people,

if you guys want to be accepted and treated like everybody else, act normal, all caps. The reason I made the TikTok was to prove a point. And if you triggered you snowflakes that, if it triggered you snowflakes that bad, then we must have hit a nerd.

It's so funny to picture like a non-racist person sitting there and writing like fantasy racist like Instagram stories as her like trying to sort of think about what might be something she would say weird fan fiction yeah it's like racist racist fan fiction I'm gonna read one more

it I'll leave it along this is fake news just frank it but we thought this was real for a little bit I thought it was real because it's like screenshots it has her fucking at it got the profile pick I was like this is real as fuck all right it says quote unquote black people ruin my life

they can't function in a society so they took my future. They're mad. Me and my boyfriend proved a point. All they know how to do is at ghetto races in low class. White power. I do not the idea of her getting kicked out of her college for

being racist and then writing white power in her story was so compelling. I wanted that to be true so bad because I was just like this is the most because I really thought she was the craziest person ever if she is writing that on her story for a second. And then I started noticing the Instagram

in the screenshots didn't even match up and I'm like, oh, man. Nah, the first, like, three matched up and then, like, there was, like, two at the end that didn't match up. Anyway, it would be so easy to make the Photoshop. Yeah, I know. They're going to make TikTok

band races, people? I mean, come on. And, like, how YouTube is now very safe and shit. Because, like, it already is. It's hard to get shit on TikTok. I hear about girls getting shit deleted for just... What happened with that shit? But that, oh, yeah, but she got, like,

four followers, probably. Because the only reason it even blew up was because some girl screen recorded and put it on Twitter and said that this girl goes to my school or whatever. Probably put it on Reddit and all types of it. That clip on Twitter alone has like 15 million views on just the tweet. Jesus

Christ. So it's up for Stephanie Freeman. I wonder how long it's going to take for her to have a normal life. She should move to somewhere where no one knows her. The video was so low quality, like an Android quality nobody can't even see her face anyway. Yeah, but the name. She's going to have to change her name probably, but I don't know. I mean, Stephanie Freeman's

Doesn't sound like a super, like, a fear name. Especially in, like, her normal white town, wherever she's from. No, but I was watching, what was that new documentary that's about fucking, it's not the pharmacist, but it's very similar. It was about, oh, how to fix a drug scandal. Exactly, yes. I got into a little bit of it. I watched that whole thing, and like the girl there, she was just working in a drug lab and using,

they picture this. You haven't seen this yet, but this woman, she gets a job. No, this is a different one. She gets a job at a drug lab. So, like, if you get caught with a bunch of coke, It gets sent to her in this lab and she has to test the Coke. What she started doing. She starts doing all the Coke.

And they have standards, which is like a big jar of meth that basically like they compare the stuff that they get against this shit sometimes. As soon as she starts working there, she just starts fucking doing the meth every day. Just tweaked out of her fucking mind. So they had to turn over like a million different convictions. What? Because she was all fucked up in the fucking drug lab. Is that amazing? Wait, so then she was like testing the drugs and like if it was.

was like good shit, she would like keep it and do it. Right. That's the fucked up part is that if the drugs were fake, then she just would not be doing it. But that's how she ended up getting caught is that she ran out of like this big ass bottle of meth. So she had to start just like snatching people's coke and stuff. But that's the crazy part about it is that she did not start getting drugs on the street. Apparently she was solely just doing this. I mean, obviously it's cheap. Get for free. I guess. Getting it for free. What do you mean?

Yeah, that's so fuck. That's like, that's like someone who never smoked weed and started working at like a trim thing. You want to know it's even crazier? She was doing the code for a while and then she starts smoking crack in the fucking drug lab. She'd be sneaking over to like the thing that like they would use to like get rid of the drugs or whatever

because like the smell or whatever. So she would sneak over there and just be smoking crack. This is on Netflix? For like seven, it was like seven years or some shit she was doing that. She's doing it for a long time. So all these convictions got turned over afterwards. But all, almost all the people were

already out of jail by the time. Oh, man. So just like you wasted like what they were in jail for like a little small stumps. And what's insane is that this was just some small ass town in Massachusetts that I've totally been to and shit. No, it's not a small ass town. It's like a whole area because it's like only one drug lab for a whole bunch of different towns. Fuck, dude. Insane. The craziest thing was when they found it like in her desk with like a little pokey and stuff and I think they found it because they like her coworker found it because they needed some other file or something. So they went like looking through a desk. So they could have easily never figured it out.

Literally. She just got unlucky and left it in the fucking desk. What the fuck would you do that, bro? I mean, the least you could do is take it home. Put it in your damn pocket or something. She's like, it's too hot.

I got to let it cool off. Can you imagine if house phone was smoking crack? No, and we didn't know. Of course, because they want to paint the depiction of a black man being out of his mind,

smoking crack at the workplace. Don't let the white man take over my brothers. My brother. My brother. My brother. You see what he just tried to do there? You see how he's trying to perpetuate this image of me being addicted to ketamine

because he's trying to shatter the image of a strong black man and portray me as someone that is. Listen, I'm giving you a lot of credit by acting like smoking crack is something that you clearly wouldn't do because in reality, would you smoke crack? I don't know. I don't have like a, I could really see it going either way. Like if somebody told me like, oh, I saw how someone smoked crack at a party, I think? Smoke crack at a party. Maybe.

I don't know. You'd think I would be out at a party in public smoking crack? I don't know. Even if I'm going to smoke crack. I'm not going to smoke it at a party. You don't think you've ever been drunk enough to smoke crack? Definitely one million percent. What about doing meth?

I've never got drunk to do any crazy drug like that on purpose. I definitely have been drunk enough and coked out enough to where I thought I was doing coke and I hit a bump and it was not coke. You ever get so cooked out, you shot up? No. Oh, you got, bro. What type of thing? Do you think I'm some like fucking junkie white boy? like in a fucking crust in a crust punk band

allow me to make my point my point my point was just that Hey you can't say my brothers Only I can say my brother's my brother Listen my friend my friend my friend Like the kebab guy My friend That seems more racist

He's like listen here boy No The cabb guy You see how they try to portray a young black man You ever get a falafel? My friend If you were smoking crack We would know right You don't think you could keep that under the wraps

Right? I don't know because I know Because I know niggas that be like Doing hard drugs in the bathroom and shit and locking a door and then fucking I want to say who but like I I know someone that was doing a job like a house service type job and went to the bathroom in the middle of a session and fucking like OD'd in the bathroom

like fell out and knocked his head over in the bathroom because they were off the shits while like working for someone. That's crazy but I mean okay this is the thing if you didn't know anything about what a person who's on drugs looks like then maybe I could see you being around somebody who's on crack and not knowing. But it's more than just looks. I know what people look like when they're on drugs. But it's more than just looks.

It's looks, behavior. They'll probably start dressing different. They'll probably be like just broker. They'll be in the bathroom a long time. You might smell some weird shit in the bathroom. But the whole thing, the whole thing at the drug testing place

was that nobody was really like having to talk to each other or being around each other. So it's not like she was like doing what we're doing right now. She's like in conversations with each other. She's like in her own room or whatever. Yeah. Nobody gave a. fuck about what she was doing. And also, how do you not drug test these people? How do you not drug test

the people at the drug facility? Exactly. If you're going to drug test anybody, shouldn't it be like the forklift operator and then the lady who has access to a ton of meth and coke? So she got meth out or coked out or both? Everything. She was just switching it up. But just whatever she could get her hands on. She used up the dog food? I don't think she went heroin. Popping ecstasies, like whatever. If she, I mean, it could have happened, but I mean, you know, If you have your selection of drugs to take, meth and Coke seem like probably a safer bet than a bunch of weird ass e-pills.

You don't know what's going to be in those things. Her whole job was to test it. What if she was like, shit, this is pure MDMA. I'm about to pop this, blah. Her job wasn't to test it like on herself. No, I know to test. Oh my God.

That's not what I was saying at all. Her job was to test the drugs, right? At the drug lab. Yeah, like take it and like, you know, so if she got some pure Molly, she's probably like, I'm about to pop this motherfucker. She's taking whatever. Must be the worst job for a drug addict.

Pure dog food? I'm shooting it up. How? Hey, you guys want to know something? That never leads to anywhere good. I want to hear you guys' guesses on if I'm having a boy or a girl. Girl. I think you deserve a girl, but it's probably going to be a boy.

I'm not telling you because we have a video dropping on the Lennon and Adam YouTube channel in a couple of days. I think I already heard you allude to one of them. Please do not give it away. But yeah, it's going to be. Your crystals are a lot more sparkly than mine. Me and her have the same pants. Mine are cuter. You guys are just copycatting each other with a drip.

I think she really just gets her drip from me, but it's okay. Is that how it goes? Definitely not. I land a lot of drip to everybody. It's okay. I'm like the tsunami and then she's like Kelly Slater. Any bitch who gets dick from you is, which does not include Camgirl. Any girl who gets dick from you leaves with a cool hoodie?

You that kind of guy? First of all, no. He always gets shit back. I get my shit back. And then you end up like Ubering to her house and spending like $85 to get $85 to get No, I swear to God. Damn. You just read me like a fucking book.

You're always leaving shit everywhere. Yeah. See, that's like a, it's a manipulative tactic that you use so you like have to see them again. Ooh, I like that. Yeah. That was even on Seinfeld. That's like played number one, isn't it? You forget your hat at somebody's house and then you just fucking.

I've definitely had a girl be like, you left your like one singular sock here that you probably had on for like two days. And then you took it off and like bought more socks from CVS. Yeah. You know, she's like, come, like, like, they use it against me. Or a girl, a girl would be like, oh, I had like a $3 pair of earrings I got from Clares. I think I might have left one in your bed. No, I've definitely had a girl be like, I left like an eyelash because you find it. An eyelash.

I want to have it surgically reattached. No. Hey, them lashes. Yeah, them lashes be fucking expensive, bro. How much are those? I feel like my girl's just using them and then throwing them away. She got, my girl got Coco lashes out the ass. By the way, shout out to baby Coco.

No? You have her lashes? No. She does this. You know this? This is what she does. I like it, but she did not invent this. I don't know if I'm doing it right.

No, definitely not. You look like a weird duck. I don't appreciate that. I'm going to yell at you later for saying that to me. I don't dare you to yell me. This isn't it? No. I told you you have to like, first of all,

you have to be cute to do it. So you're already out of the equation. Baby Coco is cuter than me. Very cute. Shout out to her. She left to poop. Um, yeah. So it's a girl's hustling eyelashes.

That is some smart shit, man. Not every girl just has to have an only fan. You could also slang eyelashes. You're saying eyelashes. The one home girl is slinging necklaces lately. You are, friendship bracelets? Um, no, necklaces, which is not a bracelet. You slinking Louis Vuitton?

I should, huh? That actually is hard as fuck. It just, my wrists are just so small that I would like to transfer it to a necklace, but it's like not big enough for that. Your wrist looks like you could just break it any given moment. I know, my wrist are so small. I've always been this. small okay. That's scary. Like I feel like if I mean, heaven for, heaven forbid we were in like

some sort of wrestling match. I feel like I could just like snap your arm by accident and be like, ah, ah, ah! Like you'd just be staring at me with your arm fucking hanging off and I'd be like, oh my God. People would say that to me like, oh, I could probably snap you in half. That's such a weird thing. I'm like, why would you say that? But then I looked at like Selena who was like, you know, she's similar build as me. I'm like, oh, I feel like it could snap you in half. I'm like, oh, that's probably what people say about me. because we're small or whatever. You think?

I feel like you and Selena, I feel like you might be more weight-fish than Selena, no offense. Weight-efficient? Like, I feel like she's a little bit more bulkier than you. I'm skinnier than her? Yeah, right? Really? I mean, she's really, really tiny,

but I feel like you're maybe a little tinier. Really? Well, she also has fake boobs. Yeah, I don't have the fake boobs. Ticking her out a little bit. Adding a few pounds. She's taking more dicks than you, too. Okay, anyways.

What do you guys think about Georgia opening back up? I mean, these people are fucking crazy. I'm staying in the crib all goddamn summer. I don't give a shit what is cracking off. Yeah, I kind of don't. I might go to the grocery store. I might pop over over to the farmer's market, get me some avocado toast, little things.

But I ain't going in no fucking crowded ass tents of people. I don't want, I get uncomfortable being in the same room as like a million people right now. It's not happening. I'm not going to like a pool party, but I'll definitely pull up on the hummies. You know, I'm going to come clean. You're not doing that.

what I'm saying, though. Like, I'm not even going, like, hold you. Like, I'll pull up on, like, I'm going to be honest with you right now. Like, I haven't been doing the best job. But, like, honestly, it's been, like, at maximum, like, four of us in a room at one time, maybe. Do you try to steer clear of them? Are you shaking hands? Um, once we get too fucked up and it's like, bro, I miss you.

That's a massage train. You know what's so awkward is whenever I see, well, I've had a couple of different times where I've seen fans and they come up to me and they're fully like, you know, because they're kind of nervous and shit. So they, like, aren't really thinking straight. So they go to give me a big old high five or a handshake. And I'm just like, they sort of see it. And then they switch to the pound. And then they sort of start to think, like, oh, man, maybe he doesn't even want to do that.

So they're sort of like, what's up? Like, it's just like a very awkward sequence of like, yeah, yeah. And I give everyone a big hug. I give them a pound. I still. No, not now. Not now. You two are the only big of my seat.

No, but I've seen a couple of fans. I used to, like, fully embrace, like the. Oh, yeah. To strangers, hugging them. I'm never shaking a hand again. Yeah, I don't know. I'm never shaking a hand. And you know what's the fuck the thing?

I'm okay with that. The first thing I start thinking when I start thinking about never shaking a hand again is I start thinking like, well, what if you met Jay-Z? Jay-Z doesn't want to shake your hand. Exactly. You'll probably be-y-ar-e-or-you-old-chat. If I was Jay-Z, well, the fuck would I be shaking a peon like me's hand. But then think about that.

As the kid coming up to you, it's the same trajectory. If I'm Jay-Z, I'm shaking maximum. I'm not comparing you to Jay-Z at all. One hand per week. One hand per week. Who's the one hand going to be? You're closest homie. I'm saving it one hand per week.

That's it. I don't know. Hands are disgusting. It's like learned from this pandemic. It just seems and even it just seems. I'm okay with just not touching strangers. When I think about all the meet and greets I've done where I stood there and shook hands with 300 people in a row and then I got a sandwich and I ate the sandwich. Like, no.

What was I? You said what? You said you stood in a line? No, you like, you like shake hands with like 300 people doing a fucking meeting. You take a million photos, you put your hand around them, whatever. I'm thinking about all seems good. And then you pick your nose and you eat your fucking boogers and you fucking eat a hoagie and your hands off of the bread. I'm thinking about all the sweaty shows and like being in close proximity with people and mosh pitting.

The ketamine parties. Ketamine parties, yes. That's a good point. No, but think about the average warehouse party where you got 300 people shoved in a fucking super tight warehouse. Everybody's sweating. It feels like a disease nest way to happen when you think about it now. The worst thing is the moisture. dropping from the ceiling.

The fucking coronavirus. That's Corona juice. Oh, God. It's disgusting. Corona droplets coming from the ceiling. Literally corona rain. It's just sweat. All that's going to happen.

The first people to break through are going to die. And do a little rap show, a little party with 200 people shoved in a warehouse or whatever. One motherfucker is going to get the coronavirus there and it is going to be on fucking buzzfeed. and it's going to be a whole thing. Don't do it. Dude, I saw my DJ friend, shot to Junior Chef. I think it was you.

He is DJing at a club this weekend. I'm like, fuck. A virtual club? No. In Korea. But are they? They're doing really good there, but it's like,

I mean, obviously I'm not like the ambassador or the president of the country, but I don't know. I feel like it's a bit too soon. I mean, Georgia doesn't think it's too soon. Shit is all fucked up, man. I am not with it, though. I'm like, I'm being mega rare.

Like now, now wearing a mask in public, now that I'm actually in the groove of it, it feels supernatural. At first it was really bothering me. I couldn't handle it. I guess when we were doing Cam versus phone show before, I think I said in like, whatever, episode two or something that I wanted to be more like

socially accepted to wear masks. And people keep DMing me this like, oh, you said this. Like, you got exactly what you wanted, bitch. I'm like, okay, I didn't want there to be a global pandemic with... Why are people so mean to you in the DMs? I don't like that. No.

There's probably a huge percentage of people that are going to keep on wearing masks all the time after this. I'm okay with that. Think about when you go to Korea or Japan or whatever. That is what I was trying to say. For us as Americans, we would always look at them and be like, wow, they're so crazy for wearing a mess. It's going to be just like that here, probably way more. Yeah. I'm completely fine with it.

I'm down, yeah. I'm down. It's a fashion statement. I don't, like, honestly. It's just weird how it, like, it just changed everything about life in like two seconds. 100%. You know? You know, I heard George.

Jordan Peterson talk about the order and the chaos. Like your life is always either order or chaos. And this is the thing is for me, when I'm at home or when I'm here and I'm working on stuff, I'm making a video in my backhouse. I'm eating lunch with fucking Lena. I'm playing with the cat. Order. Order.

I know exactly what to expect. Everything is normal. But then a fucking guy jumps over the fence with a gun, boom. Chaos. You know? But like order is very nice because it's a very comfortable state for your brain to be in. For me, then, when I go to rolling loud, boom. Chaos.

MGK is slapping the mic out of my hand. Fucking whack 100's getting swung on and he's fucking screaming at the bouncer and I'm standing there and I'm like, holy shit is something crazy going to happen. Like, you know, I'm cold as fuck because I'm standing there for 15 fucking hours straight. I'm hanging out with Chanel West Coast. We're getting highest fuck. You know, it's chaos. It's like weird things every five seconds.

With this fucking coronavirus, it's all order. There's no unexpected situations and stuff because you can't leave your bubble. And that, in a way, is very comforting because it's really allowed me to just be like, oh, I'm going to work harder on getting good at poker. I'm going to work hard on making videos for a 22 channel, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to work harder on jacking off to Safari's Instagram. I did not jack off to it. You want to know something hilarious, though?

Because don't, wait, don't you like a black Jamaican men? No, you like black Jamaican porn stars. I like them in what way? I mean, I heard you talk about how you like, there's a few that you really like black men, male porn stars and you like know them by name. I'd like talk to them. You like their dicks. I don't, I don't, okay.

Rigo Strong. Are you a fan of Rico Strong? No, I'm a fan of Tray Schlong. See, there you go. And I'm a fan of Jason Love, but I'm not saying that as like a funny. I know it is. Oh, I love their girthy cops. No, it's like, you definitely are a fan of Brian Pumper.

They're cool. You're Brian Pumper's number one fan. Brian Pumper is an op. Oh, I should do what they do on Brian Pumper. Why is he not? Note that because he fucking said on Twitter when Lennifer started getting pop and started saying like, He said, like, I see this Lent of the plug girl get popping.

It ain't happening. She don't got the it factor or some shit. Like, she doesn't have any star appeal. I quote tweeted them and I was like, Brian Pumper, I'm a huge fan. You mean a lot to me. Why are you got to say that about my girl? And he was like, hey, bro, it's all good. You're going to be all right.

Like, he tried to, like, give me some encouraging words. It was very, very strange. I need to do a video on Brian Pumper. That is very interesting. I need to try to confirm some of the reports of, like, all the crazy things about him from over the years. Because he won't give me an interview. so I might as well do a whole video about him. About him like picking up bitches at the train and shit

and cracking eggs on bitches foreheads. He's amazing. He's honestly a cultural icon. Big jewelry. One of the craziest experiences I ever had in life was like early, odd future days. I was at Rosco's on Pico and like Tyler and them walk in,

say what's up to them. They go sit in the back. And then Brian Pumper walks in and the table of people I'm sitting with, they're all like nerds. They're all like, oh my God, like you know Tyler or Canada. Like, they didn't be like, oh my God, you know Brian Pumper.

No, no. What if Brian Pumper was in our future? They were the type of people that wouldn't need that. Like, Brian Pumper walks in the door and I'm like, oh, shit, that's Brian Pumper to my friend, like, my immediate friends. And they have no idea who I'm talking about, right? And Tyler and them are now in the back. So Brian Pumper, like, walks through and I see, like, I watch Tyler make eye contact with fucking Brian Pumper. He's like loud as fuck in the middle of the Ross goes, oh, my fucking God.

It's Brian Pumper. Really? Bro, hops up, ask him for it. picture and like that picture exists yeah it's like it's like in the like somebody hacked tyler's phone no it's no it's like on it's it's very it's very public because it was like in this odd future like photo book that came out like 2011 so it's like it's on the internet somewhere i need that somebody pull up the picture of tyler the creator and fucking uh brian pumper at roscos oh wow that is so hard i'll probably find it right i love that you were there i was literally there in this moment

but what if brian pumper was in odd future like if frank ocean I think he became an honorary member after this encounter. Imagine if Tyler had really taken him in and he became like a mentor. I was still on X and XXX. That's what you jerk off to. Sometimes. Nice. I don't want to touch up on.

Pornhubb is cool too. Brian Pumper, Tyler. Oh, we're going to actually be able to see this. I'm going to just look it up right now. This needs to be in my life because to me, one of my highlights of my life was when Draco, the ruler, called me gay for recognizing Brian Puber in public at rolling loud.

Draco was like, you gay as hell for noticing him. Dan, this is going to take me a while to find. In the meantime, I did not come easy to use with that. Talk to me, Kim. One amazing highlight of my week was watching Blueface's Instagram story. Oh, my fucking gosh.

So you were watching it while it was happening? No, unfortunately, I was three hours late. Really? But I did see the girl who got her wig snatched. Oh, my God. Her post go up on Twitter, and I was like, what is going on? Saw it, it was going crazy, like millions of views.

So then I go over to Blueface's Instagram, check it out. The whole thing's still there. I'm like, Thank God, I was not past a 24-hour mark. I mean, am I the only one who just loves to see a bunch of bad bitches beating the shit out of each other? There's just something about that that is just so visually appealing to me.

I wouldn't say that I necessarily got hard or that I was turned on, but I was really into it. Like, I really wanted to watch it. And especially the fact they're all wearing blue made it kind of gangster, you know? Okay, I don't feel the same what you do where, oh, my God, there's bad bitches fighting. I don't feel like... I don't feel like... Not like thick, but nice butts beating each other.

They're senseless. It was very entertaining because it was just chaos. There was like girls beating each other up. Then there's girls twerking over here. There's a girl trying to beat up one of the producers there. It's like it was just completely chaos. I love it because I almost exclusively hang out with girls who would never in a million years fight. And I know people are probably like, oh, you hang out with a bunch of points guys.

But like Riley Reed is not going to fight you as far as I know. Lenn is definitely not going to fight you. like any of Leonard's friends like the types of people that we hang out with they're just not fighting it's just not going to happen so like the idea like the idea of six bitches beating the shit out of each other is kind of amazing to me oh my god i had to really do some deep dive to find this brian pumper in all his bling i'm put i'm gonna put this on my in my instagram story what kind of shirt is how i diamond diamond supply to you bry it's so funny to see them with two such different uh attitudes because

Brian Pumper is like, oh yeah, this is hard. This like random fan dude. I don't know anything about him. Do you think he knew who Tyler was? Was Tyler famous enough at this point? No, he had no. He was like some fucking, I mean, like, Tyler was popping, but I don't think that Brian Pumper had any idea who he was.

Brian Pumper just totally ignores me when I asked for an interview. Isn't that so fucked? I just put that on my story because that was a piece of history. Somebody find me the Brian Bumber tweet where he dissed Lennon. I got to see that. I remember. I remember. That hurt, man.

That was like one of my childhood heroes just coming at. my bitch. I had to find like a tweet of this and like the picture wasn't even linked and the first two replies are a house phone brought me here from a from a tweet from fucking 2011. Oh shit. He had a tweet and it's a a Yfrog dot com link.

Yeah but this is the link is broken though so it doesn't work anymore. You re-tweet that so I can retweet it. I don't have a Twitter anymore but I'll send it to you. Oh my God. Yes. Send me that. That's so fucking wrong. Yeah I know dude. It sucks right. Just like that is connecting like different eras of L.A. there like Tyler one of the greatest minds like the greatest artist who have ever emerged from the

LA streets and then Brian Pumper who also I would say literally all the same things about yeah no but like Brian Pumper there's a whole era of Vlad TV interviews where Brian Pumper's on there and like all these different girls that were like under the Brian Pumper like harem they're all talking about because he was doing porn with them and like rapping and having them in his videos I don't know he had a harem oh it's a deep down man the more i thought about it i need to do this brian poe yeah yeah yeah i'm going full traplora adam no you you have to go trap lord adam wow no listen but you like you you have to really do your research and bring all the facts about this brian pumper shit you know there's one thing i'm tapped in

i forgot to say this i forgot to say this to traplora ross but this is one of the greatest things that i want to do is rely on snitches to make these videos get on the phone with somebody who's in these screets and get them to tell you about shit that's not even online and then you can make and you can say I have sources who told me this this and this about this topic then you got exclusive info hey everybody if you want to see the picture of Tyler the creator and Brian Pumper it is now on my Instagram at little house phone subtle add me house phone subtle follow me we're trying we're trying to get the road to 70k so I can pass by pass by cam girl so she 75 Oh, you're at 75.

But CamGroar got fake followers, right? Yeah, that's what I think. I looked at her social blade. I actually looked at her social blade and her, no, I'm kidding. Oh, you did? No, I don't check it. It makes me, like, sad. I don't check any of that shit.

No, I said it would make me sad. I'm just kidding. I've been at 1.5 for like over a year. Oh, boo. You're peaking. You're platoing. It's supposed to be at like $5 million by now, bro. That's why, like, on my personal YouTube,

when I put out the Alex video and I probably got like at least like 10,000 subscribers from it. Oh my God. You got 10,000 subscribers from the ALEG? Yeah, I got a huge spike. Like, my highest day was like 4,000 in a day. She's coming. She's coming for her.

All those subscribers are going back when her and her goons, niggers. Head on over and beat my ass. She said, did she get to say that? Why is she going to say that? Is she black? She's for sure black. What do you mean? She's for sure.

What is her ethnicity? I know, but. What is her ethnicity? She's definitely like, just light skin black. Do you think 6'9 clapped? Oh, no, I hope so, though. I mean, it don't even matter. if you clapped or not just that video.

You should have a crazy beef with her like Trippian 6-9 did. She's like go crazy. With her? No, I'm not doing it. Boxer. That's crazy. You can't be picking on a girl. I made my honest-

You already are doing it. You pick on girls all the time. Saying that she's charging $50 and she's showing half a nipple is not picking. It's just stained facts. You said more than that. You were picking on her. The cheeks are kind of nice, though. But like I said, you're picking on, what's his name, Safari as well?

You want this little thing? I think you're over it, okay. No. I ain't passes to this whole time. Sick people. I was letting him smoke it until he's not smoking it no more. Damn, I didn't know you were interested.

I'm about to sterile it. No, no, no. I'm about the sterile. I'm about the shit. Well, listen, I'm not even hitting it. I'm hitting it with my finger. You would have to smoke a filter for sure. No, my lip is not even touching it.

You know what's interesting? And I don't know if you guys would give a fuck about it at all, but I kind of want to talk about it because I researched it before I came here. Talk about it. Is this Travis Scott Fortnite shit. It's actually very interesting. So what is this exactly? Tell me about it. So, uh, I'm not too, it's, are you sure he's promoting a song?

Because I don't think that he's promoting a song. He's just doing like, he's just doing like some kind of partnership with them where like, you have a custom skin that one is, uh, you're actually Travis Scott. And then the other is like you're an Astro Jack or something. But is it like you can go watch a concert in Fortnite? Yes, that's coming. And it's multiple dates lined up. And I think, bro, it's multiple dates at multiple times.

So if you're like busy or some shit. The crazy thing is, it's fine. thought, so people that play right now, you can look up into space and, like, the astral world is, like, coming closer and closer to you, like, per day. Right. I don't know. It looks really fucking interesting. Does Travis Scott mean anything new as an artist? Of course.

Are you joking? You like him a lot? Yeah, of course. He's one of the most fucking... He's one of the greatest artists, I think, of our time. Really? Yes. Well, you're acting, like, so surprised. He's like the top artist. Yeah, he's like one of the top artists. No, I know he's super popular. It's just never really, like resonated with me. Really? I never knew that. Oh, no, no. You didn't like birds in the trap?

That was one of his albums, I guess. I mean, I've listened to this stuff, I just don't really think, like, that in terms of, like, I like young thug, like a million times more than Travis Scott. Like, I can, I don't. Apples and bananas. I like both for different. What is the stylistic evolution that makes Travis Scott so important to the history of rap music? I don't really. I acknowledge he makes hits and people love him and everything like that.

It's not even hits for me. I just don't really see, like, how did he change shit? Okay. That's just an honest question. Okay. You want a leader? You could go. Okay.

So for me, I watched the evolution of Travis Scott from fucking his first mixtape Al Farrell to where he is now. And it's like, obviously since we have been going to these underground shows and seeing people mosh pit and go crazy or whatever, it's like we knew that that was a thing in rap music. But the way that he took that like underground energy and that crazy rage like fucking killer concert shit and put it on like a mainstream level was fucking insane. I always hear people talk about his shows. I've never seen... But I mean, Tyler and them were doing that too. No, of course. But I'm saying like on this big level of trav...

Like the level that Travis got is doing it. He does go very hard. He's like fucking doing it like, you know, out of arenas now and fucking kids are moshpitting and inciting riots and shit. But it's like, I don't know. It's just like... His use of like beats and like how he doesn't have to be like necessarily like the most lyrical rapper, but just like his production, the beats that he choose.

and the way that he like uses his auto tune with the beat is like I don't know he's he just make good music bro it just makes great music in my opinion I don't know how much yeah he just makes good music dude I don't know I don't know I just feel like I listen to it and like it's getting better and better it gets better and like I think Astro World at the Astro World was like putting it in this complete package where like when you listen to it you actually feel like oh I'm like in a fucking theme park going this way that way and like he just sound like the biggest Travis fan, which I'm not, but like, I don't know how you're not. I'm not even, yeah.

Like, that's insane to me. I can like, I don't feel like what I'm saying is out of the ordinary opinion because I'm reading the comments. I think it's out of the ordinary. There are people disagreeing with me, but there's also a shitload of people that are agreeing with me. I, I personally not meant anyone that likes hip hop music that doesn't think that Travis is great.

I just have never really had anybody put it into words that I found in any way convincing, explaining to me why. And even you guys, no offense, but you guys were just all bumbling all the fuck over. yourself without explanation. I don't really feel like you guys really... I just don't really see, like, what the argument is. I understand he's made a lot of hit music, but I don't see what the... If you go home, if you go home and just like, I'll send you a couple...

I'll send you, like, a YouTube link of, like, his older documentary and then just watch that one on Netflix. It like, it just shows you just like from where he went from to like now. I was like, bro, he's like, he's fucking crazy. I think that Adam doesn't like music that has any sort of singing in it. Mainstream. That's not true at all. And he only likes music that's like young.

Dolf like rapping about trapping from a man and and trap music and beyond the well he makes like melodic trap music like he he kind of like it's like that's not like instructional crack cooking music though so that that I mean yeah exactly so I want to listen to an album and actually feel like I've learned something about drug trafficking that's a big plus for me that's not that's not what he's on he like dropped out of college and like to become a rapper like he wasn't fucking selling drugs I hate saying it but I hate that people I'm making it out like I'm a hater because I'm actually just asking a real question there and it's not. I don't think you're a hater. It's not like a clickbait thing. I just know what kind of music you listen to. I've been in your car before.

It's not anything that sounds. It's so much past the music too. I was like he's like a like a, I hate to say this word, but he's like a cultural. He's like a cultural figure, bro. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about the music. It's like it's all of it in case into one thing though. Also, can you tell me like a song that was important to you off Astro World besides Sicko mode? Like is there? Yeah. Because I listened to it a couple times and I just. was really good. I honestly liked the whole album. The intro was really good with fucking Frank Ocean on it.

Like, like the feature... Oh yeah, Jack Boys is fire too. Jack Boys is all right. Jack Boys is all right. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna come clean. He ruined that song with Pop Smoke. And I'm not saying that

because Pop Smoke passed away. R-I-P. I was actually... That song actually made me become an actual fan of Pop Smoke. What song is that again? Jack Boys was, in my opinion. You can have the pop without the smoke?

I listen to Jack Boys a couple times. It's like... That's the best song on Jack Boys. It's not like... There's no depth to it. There's nothing like, ain't nobody's saying anything. Don Tolliver by far steals the show.

Oh my God, yeah. Pop Smoke, yes, is incredible, but to me, like, again, Travis's performance on that just didn't really, like, stand out to me. I was not going to like. It doesn't feel that consequential.

I feel like he did not a purpose. Yeah, he wanted to showcase his artist. That was the whole point of that album. They're not his artist. Travis. He went and got Pop Smoke because Pop Smoke's one of the most popular rappers. No, no, no, not pop smoke, but the album. Don Tolliver doesn't need any showcase. Yes, yes, he does.

There was no Don Tolliver If it wasn't for it, it had enough Yeah, what would he talking about? I'm just saying that Don't Oliver is so fucking good He is, but they found him Did not glorify Don't Oliver If anything, he was the only consequential part Of that project.

That was the whole purpose of that project Was to showcase his artists That are on his label And push them up. Him, Sheck West and luxury tax, whatever. Yeah, he's like... He sounds so much like I just think you guys are falling for the playlist

convincing you that what's good a little bit too much. I don't listen to no playlist type shit. No. I'm just saying like I can recognize good music and recognize like what he has done like and just seeing like how he like cultivates his music. And I've watched a lot of behind the scene shit. So I see like the hard work. I'm definitely open to it.

I see the hard work he puts into this shit. I've been paying attention for a while. Let's throw this out there. Me. What do you think? at me me to me playboy motherfucker carty the return of the goat amazing beat amazing beat three producers him like what he did on it it was kind of me i mean it's baby voice you know he's doing the baby voice thing cool but even even lyricically it was 1,000% generic nothing interesting at all

but vocally doesn't do anything different from anything we've heard before it's like i was very much struck with like, damn, we waited a long-ass time for this. And I'm not denying that it's a hard-hitting song. I had to listen to it a lot of times. Cardi is what he is because he doesn't do too much on the track. But he didn't do anything

interesting or special on that song. And I'm not denying that it's a hit. It's a catchy song. And just it being Cardi, it's going to be out there. People love the baby voice. But I mean, I'm very interested to see what this project sounds like after that. It was so, didn't do anything for me. I can't even remember how

what it sounds like. Like me really it's almost like a troll song's called me at me at me it's really just saying at me in and playboy cardi voice so it's not me like no but then because he's saying like he and conner also explained what me and it's apparently means like it feels like you're on molly but not be actually on molly does it make you feel does it make me feel old that i look at cardi with the weird spelled tweets and i'm just like what the fuck is he saying like that's cool Like, just like, yeah. Like, it makes me feel weird when I see that have like 400,000 likes on Twitter.

And I'm like, so you guys really think it's tight that he's just like, right? Like that's a shit that you can't read. Lower case, lower case M, capital O, lower case N, capital D. Yeah. It makes me feel like a hater, kind of, but it also feels like really. He's creating his own way of speaking. Yeah. No, that's what people like about Cardi is that he is so.

like mysterious incommunicado with the outside world that the only things you get out of him are like these like signals of like these tweets that don't make any fucking sense these songs in which he doesn't tell you anything about himself except like that he'll like pull up and shoot at you or some shit

and he rides with the chopstick yeah so what do you guys think about this beef with with you know but okay before you even get into that the problem with the lyric song meh is not even that it's not anything different from what he's done in the past it's not anything different from what anyone is doing right now

it's like pretty much aside from it being a really, really dope beat and him riding the beat well. Pause. It sounds good. It's like. Wait, but. I mean, that's kind of interesting

because that's what people were saying about, fuck, what's the album with, Molly Brock? Molly Rock. Self title. Yeah, the self-titled.

People were saying that. It's not really any, they're saying different. See, people were saying that, but then they also really liked it. Bro. When that song came out, I was like,

What the song is crazy People felt so strongly about Dialit and I can totally like get behind And self-titled the one before Definitely no I mean I don't doubt that this next project will like really I know going for it sometimes like the first lead song is sort of like Underwhelming in a weird way It's all about how you set the tone

Okay look so with self-titled there was two singles and it was fucking Both featuring OuziVirt It was it was look at these niggins and woke up like this. That was a very J-Electronica moment. Yeah, like those songs were both amazing, though, and it was like, like, the reception was unbelievable. But I remember thinking at the time, like,

this isn't the craziest shit either? Is Cardi, like, lacking in some way that he has to get Uzi to sort of hold down his hit singles from a melodic standpoint? But then... I'm not saying that, but that was what I was thinking at the time. I would have felt that way if he didn't come out with Magnolia right after, and then that was his biggest song even today. But again, like, if you really objectively look at the...

Magnolia? Like, can you, like, is that song all beat? I mean, is the really, really catchy hook bro. The whole song. The whole song is catchy. It's just how long can you get by on just like, being able to do catchy hooks and sound kind of cool over good beats? I guess we'll see. I guess we'll see for the next one. Yeah, because he's ridiculously gigantic. Nobody's denying it. Apparently, I watched this interview he did in fucking Switzerland or something and he said that this next album, he's going to really go hard with the lyrics and show people like a rap. But rappers always say that, but maybe. Show people he can rap.

That's what he said. He literally said that. Like, is that, like, I have a hard time imagining a version of Cardi that is like really excited about like bars. I mean, Benny the butcher feature. You could, you can have bars in your own context. You don't have to like sound. But he doesn't have bars in any context right now.

You can't say that though. Yes, you can. That may whatever. Okay, whatever. There's nothing on that that could even be sort of kind of considered. We haven't even heard any of the other. Literally, it is just straight mumbo rap. Like anyone could do that off the top of their head.

No, that's facts. And that's why it's really easy to imitate in people, like, whatever. But there's only one cardie, man. And I have hope that the album is going to be stepped up in a lot of ways. We all have hope. I have hope. The At Me song was just not doing it from me. I'm going to come clean.

But I can see myself riding the car, nothing else to put on. And it came on. I wouldn't turn it off. I'm slapping it. definitely not turning it off for a while, but it definitely didn't make me feel like, wow, I got to listen to my It didn't make me feel like nothing. Like, when I felt Mac, when I heard Magnolia, I like

busted a nut the first time. You want to know one of the most tragic things ever was Grito in the back of the awesome shit store, rapping over the Magnolia beat, zooted out of his fucking mind and then the fucking film or lost it. God damn it. It wasn't Erie.

I was able to say, if it was Yuri, we got a, for sure, fire in this time. Listening to Ahmed made me want to go back and just listen to leaks. bro or it made me one of it made me was like bro where's the whole album and i need to get better with my cardi leaks like do you have a playlist of like the best leaks no because like no because like if you try to make a playlist and yeah you have to like find them and kind of like archive them because if if it's a i'm willing to download a zip file i will download a zip file if i trust the source i just want to listen to like i don't my problem with the leak thing is that oftentimes the quality is just

shit that I just don't want anything to do with it. But if I, like, knew that these were, like, the best 10 or 20 Cardi leaks, then I'm... You got to see, that's the whole joy of it. You have to go find them. It's like, you can't just want someone to just send you to leave. I would went into this crazy... Niggas have to send you to under-release shit, you know? I went in this crazy, like, YouTube, like, spiral of Cardiism, fanism.

Oh, no, it's so crazy, right? Oh, my God. Damn. You dig, your digs whole YouTube... I was actually just talking about, I was thinking about him. His whole YouTube is strictly cardy now. It's not cardy and speculations and trying to figure out what dot Monday and dot. And then he didn't even drop anything on Monday.

He didn't drop anything. I thought he was going to drop this. Okay. So you dig broke it down basically saying that like if because after he dropped at May and they were saying that the song with Drake was going to drop to paying 1993. And then they made a fake smart URL. I want to hear that shit, man. That shit is about to be fired.

And Pierre produces so he'll be getting that Pierre sauce. And because if Cardi's going to be a lot of me. Cardi's going to have to rap a little bit more because Drake really actually be rapping. Drake is not getting on the song and just saying he's going to pull up in your block and shoot it on opera or whatever. Drake actually is exactly saying that. What if Drake decides to rap like Cardi? What if he has baby voice drizzie? No,

like his like a snippet. I haven't even heard the snippet. A snippet of Drake's part is out already. Yeah. It's like on Instagram. Yeah. I didn't even know that. He's low key a Cardi.

I'm not low key. Like I elbowed him in the head. No, the leak fan people. Oh yeah. Like I'm I know about all this shit, bro. Like I'm really come on you can't play this league on the show I'm not gonna play it dude I'm just gonna I'm gonna do you I'm ignorant of that like I remember like born from pain the leak thing kind of like fucking my life up at a certain point because like I was such a huge young thug fan and then one day

100 young thug songs leaked and I fucking that sounds terrible downloaded them all have this like a hundred songs on my computer and I'm listening to them and a lot of them aren't mastered and it just kind of like changed my relationship with one of my favorite rappers at that time where it was like, it made me realize, like, I want this shit to be curated and limited for me because I don't want to, you know, if you have to sift through it, it can be tough. Yeah, I mean, I feel like that for most artists,

I want to hear it how they want me to hear in the best possible quality. Yeah. But, you know, obviously it feels like a violation to listen to the leaks. Yeah, but sometimes, some of them, they're CD quality. Sometimes I'll come across some shit on SoundCloud.

Yeah, CDQ. All the Cardi leaks. Wait, and honestly, if we want to be real conspiracy theorism, Monta here, I believe, and I've heard that those niggas be leaking some of their own shit that they know that has a fucking sample in it that they can't get cleared or like they know it's not going to make it on an album or something. They just throw it out as a Lucy on a random SoundCloud page, you know?

Definitely. So it's like at the same, you know. But anyway, what do you guys feel about these subs between Uzi and Cardi and like, is Cardi trolling him? I mean, is Uzi trolling Cardi? Are they about to drop together? Are they really beefing? Beef like girls. I don't get it.

I don't, I think the- Even girls beef way more aggressively than that. This shit is weird. The whole thing around the at-me song is supposedly like a sub-disc to Uzi. Like saying like, nigga, you just talking shit like at me, pussy. So weird. Yeah. It feels fake, but then at the same time, I feel like they're putting too much into it.

Like if the at me is actually about Uzi and then Uzi's saying, what do he say about like in New York, I don't Millie Rock and stuff like that. I'm like, that's a little bit much if you're doing this as like a joke. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard for me to take this series. It's like say it with your chest, guys. At me.

At the song, at me. I mean, nigga, at me. And then he goes just meh. What about Uzi? And he put it the artwork that was like very, like basically the same artwork. Uzi quote tweeting Molly Raw and just writing LOL because he said that the Cardi song was good. Exactly. Like that's like he's good.

I wonder what they be even. Dude. They might have like had some. secret like nevermore yeah right some secret lover boy situation so weird both of them can't it's probably so easy to imagine their them get into it yeah offending each other when they both

have like the biggest egos ever and they're both like but that's why they were together in their own universes they are the fucking kings of everything so it's so easy for me to imagine them sort of stepping on each toes or something but like I don't know I feel like they were like so powerful together I know I feel like a lot of the

it's like Goku versus Vegeta The best Cardi song Has that Taco Bell shit? What the fuck? Did you see Taco Bell? What? The Fugita's a Taco Bell? They don't have that.

That's kind of funny. Please stop this. Okay, Boomer. You don't have to be an... That was like the... You don't have to know anime. I just know what Power Rangers. I've seen the putties.

I know about the putties. What the fuck is that? The little gray dudes that they would beat the shit out of and the Power Rangers. Okay, boomer. You don't know what the fuck with the putties? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

I watched a Power Ranger a lot. Oh, you're talking about. You're talking about. like mighty morphing power rangers but i was like maybe like one when that came out though i was a little old i remember feeling like i'm too old to be watching this one the first one came out in like 93 or something yeah i was like a pee you got a pee yeah go do that we're gonna talk shit about you don't be silent one i'm getting ready to go just stare at her now we take an extra long time not gonna be just roast her you see she tried to like do that thing oh like they were having a massage train like a massage train yeah

But do you think it's a racist thing or do you think she's just a bitter, hateful? I don't know, man. She's a watch. I don't know. I'd be thinking, I thought, I think of me thinking this is my dog, man. But I feel like she'd just be like. Yeah, do you ever feel like she really isn't up? I mean, she did snitch on you to your girlfriend about you cheating on her.

I want to say she's going to be so mad, though. What? Like, she just did some shit last week. I'm in trouble. She snitched again? No, but. Air it out. She'll never find out.

No, no. She'll never find out. I'll tell you off camera, man. But just like. I'm just like, damn, bro. And, like, I know she's not doing it on purpose, but it's just like, bro, you can't, you like setting me up for failure on accident. You think she doesn't want you to win?

I always felt like Camry got at my back. I remember. She's always been so loyal to me. Bro, no, on some real shit, she has been there for me and, like, gave me positive advice and been, like, a good friend and, like, all that for, like, as long as I can even imagine. And I'm not even going to, like, play right now. Like, I really do appreciate her as a friend sometime.

And I know that I'm fucking annoying as fuck as a friend. And I, like, am crazy. and, you know, she's like a kind of, like, feminist kind of woman. And, like, she, I think she just, like, she doesn't, like, like, like, like, treating the girls in my life, I guess sometimes. But it's like, I don't know, man, she'll be doing a little shit that you got to just, like, hey, you got to relax, man. Kim Girl seemed like she got a lot more positive about my prospects for life in general when I

got a girlfriend. Like, she didn't seem to like the thing with me being single as much. Like, she was always kind of horrified. No, she, I think she's definitely, like, encouraged me to, like, have a girl and, like, fucking like settle down and stop being so crazy and stop fucking doing drugs and like you know yeah she just picked her wedging in front of us that was kind of weird but yeah they're making fake news and sorry go on no and also I have uh tremendous love for her boyfriend it's one of my best friends right are you guys you're talking shit about me no we weren't talking shit at all I actually

I actually we were just doing like a pitch for it review of you as a human being just wait till you go to the bathroom yeah you got right we're gonna have to watch this back speaking of what I was in the bathroom. On the toilet, I was thinking about why I like Travis Scott so much. I have a compelling argument. You were taking a shit

and that kind of reminded you of it? No, I was actually peeing. But I love Travis Scott so much and I love his music so much is because his music brings me to a time where, how do I start this? Like a nostalgic.

A nostalgic. No, not even Astro World. Just like any of his albums, like obviously all the DGers are going to play it because it's good music. Everyone knows the lyrics, so you're going to hear it out. So whenever I hear certain songs or certain albums, it brings me back to the time of being young and having fun. That's what Travis Scott does.

Yeah, it's a nostalgic, like, it was a full-grown man when he was coming out. Having fun with my friends, singing along to the music. It's just like, hard summer 2016. We're on Molly. Let's go watch Travis Scott. Exactly. Yeah, dude. 100%.

It feels like a soundtrack to... We were like early 20s when he first started popping out. It's like a soundtrack to blank year of my life. That's facts. That's good. I mean, I love that for you. I mean, honestly, that was great. Do you agree?

And again, that all ties back into my main point of his live performances that brings it all. Like, the music is already good by itself, but then the live performance on top of it, it just encases everything, you know? And he fucking has the coolest Jordan collabs. Like, he's fucking tight, honestly. honestly yeah he's tight honestly he'd be swag jaccomito why

you do what you do you know he's like trying to bring the evizu jeans back like come on bro I did that already a visu jeans she's been talking about those sons before I knew what they were in like 2000 yeah I know I said he's trying to bring him back these ain't diesel

this is a visu he said that that's fine you ever seen that dude I was like what the fuck is a visu I had no idea they just did a collab with palace like a couple weeks ago I just bought some $300

I just bought some $300 TV's like the other day. We were just having a conversation about buying clothes and then wearing them once for Instagram and then selling it. Oh my God. This fucking Supreme is doing a collab with like MLB like the whole baseball league. So there's a fucking jacket with every fucking team on the like right side of it. And then just Supreme Little on the left.

It's so fucking tight. And then my inner nigger just wants me to just ball out and just buy this $400 jacket. It just sucks as you can't buy Supreme. You can only buy Supreme from a reseller. No, I have the plug, so I'm gonna get. Bro, we're like, I have niggas that, I have niggas that have niggas in line. I'm gonna pay a little extra 50 on top. Damn, must be cold for the fucking guys who are waiting in line on Fairfax right now, huh?

Look, he, he just texted me actually. Shout out my boy Nata, man. Shout out my boy Nata. Shout out my boy, Boomsy. Uh, shout out all the Supreme Plug. Shout out Frantilations, you know. Shout out. Okay, but look, so, um, yeah, so the humby just text me and said,

L-O-I got you shit a little harder now But everything is online But I'm gonna work on it So I think when I have a kid Once my kid comes out I think I'm gonna make them wait on Fairfax For me outside the Supreme store I mean that might not even be a thing anymore

You could just pay people to do that It'll be a thing It's gonna be like a couple of years Like I feel like when they're like three or four They could probably stand outside the store right My nephew is in like middle school And he asked my mom For a Supreme hoodie

And my mom just like Googled Supreme hoodie for kids Which is like not a thing Like you know So she pulls up like She pulls up some, bro, she pulls up. Some DJ academic shit. She's like, oh, bro, I swear to God.

She pulls up some, like, SpongeBob, like, Supreme Box logo that just not. I'm like, mom, if you buy him this, he's going to commit. It was like, he's going to get. Yo. Did you see that? If the idea of my kid and fake preem makes me want to hurl. That's what I'm saying. I have, like, no respect.

A SpongeBob cream shirt, like, oh, hell no. I'll be my own kid's ass if he was like. When I went to the babe store in Tokyo and I see like just Asian families, buying like hella babe clothes for their kids like not knowing that this is like a hype brand that's just i think they might know they might know no it's like a like a just a fab asian family i because i think babe to them is just like oh we're getting some fucking like gap yeah we're getting gap kids right now and i'm like you just wow you know what sucks though is that it's like i'm gonna want to take cute photos with my kid and i'm want to buy matching outfits and that's

how you start fucking them up is all the sudden you're basically saying you're having a boy I'm not telling you Damn you almost Damn you leaked it I can't match outfits With a girl Yeah what are you're trying to say I mean yeah you can't

You can wear a dress I'll wear a dress I'll wear a dress That'd be actually kind of fire You would look so scary in the dress Your legs all out I think I've seen a video of you Or a picture of you at some convention or something

You had like heels on or something There is something very very intimidating About like your whole life is so possible Big tall ass Like You know what I'm talking about I don't want to actually use any words Describing this I'm going to take it all back

I've definitely seen like my strange addictions with like all people that look like you like cross dressing. Dude, I saw a trans skater killing it the other day with mad makeup on and shit. I love that. We need the first pop in like trans skater to get signs. I don't know how popping this one is, but you seem fucking good. That's kind of fire though. I'm not even going to hold you. Yeah.

Dude, I actually, all right, you want to hear a fucking crazy story? I ended up retelling this story the other day because somebody asked me about it, but it's true. So basically there was a man who transitioned into. a woman in the BMX community and this was like the first trans person in the BMX world as far as I know. Yeah. Yeah. And I ended up doing this interview with him. Uh, with her. With her. Yeah. Yeah. With them. Um, them is what I was actually saying. So I wasn't actually saying him. Yeah. But anyway, I did this interview, right? And then, you know, whatever. It comes out. It does good. People were a little shock because this is maybe like 2012, something like that. But put it out. It does good. Then randomly we go to Florida and we end up seeing her at the skate park and she I actually say just to be nice I'm like yo if you want to film any tricks so you can get a clip in our video or whatever like just let me know she goes to do this like thing where she's like basically trying to grind this ledge down these stairs and she fucking like leans back she has this big ass helmet on she fucking like knocks herself unconscious through the helmet she wasn't like unconscious like out but like clearly concussed and it was needless to say a little bit awkward because like it was like we just started filming together and

she just smashes her fucking brain. I wonder if she still rides. I have no idea. I can't imagine getting a concussion. Oh, it sucks. How many times you've been knocked out? I never. Does it feel like your brain is just like rattling in your head or like?

I've gotten like really fucked up in a fight before. I got knocked out. I got knocked out so bad, BMAX that I was knocked out for like at least a couple minutes. And then I couldn't remember anything about what happened for like six hours maybe. And my mom started crying because I kept calling her and telling her about it over and over. so that was a really bad one that was a bike thing

but I also got knocked out at a fucking hardcore well I don't know if I actually got knocked out but I was out a hardcore show and somebody stage dives and like hit me on the head and like I just remember like I heard like the loudest noise ever and I had to like go and like fucking put my head down and shit

and then somebody pulled out a gun and the whole show got shut down so I think it's just bring a gun to the hardcore shows yeah I thought they only bring like needles knives needles needles like a pin pin somebody. No, I thought they all just shoot up.

No, nobody was. It was all like straight-age and shit. Those are the straight-as-duty. The Beatles, no, no. But they were like, there was definitely guns around, but I never saw anybody get shot at a show, but there was definitely like people like having guns just to be hard and shit.

They seem like they shank people at those shows. Yeah, no, no, no. There was definitely some more like stabbings around that time period. No, I saw a guy get his headgaped in with a hammer. That was the worst thing. I've seen in a hardcore show. That's some crazy shit.

You want to hear this? Okay, as long as we're doing Adam. stories. Okay. Basically, I'm at a hardcore show. I'm with this girl I know and we're just standing outside. And what happened was that there was this like grimy-ass Italian dude who like

owned the venue that the hardcore show was at. And there was this like very prominent hardcore crew slash gang that was at the show. Like basically just like a shitload of like these these dudes are like nuts. Like they're definitely wrapped up in drug dealing and had all kinds of crazy weapons and everything.

So the fucking club owner decides that he wants to like punk out a couple of the dudes from the crew so he like pulls one of them aside and just like pulls out his strap and just basically like tells the fool like yo i know y'all think you're all are hard but like we run shit around here and like i'm not scared i'll fucking shoot your ass like just on some straight flexing shit so the dude goes out to his car with his homie and gets fucking hammers and they just fucking walk right back to the show and i didn't know that any of that happened at this point but i'm just standing there and i just see this fucking older like italian man his

fucking head, boom! Like hammer to the head. This motherfucker was attacking this fool with this hammer so crazy. His boy tries to come over and save him. Who's like another fucking like dude in this fucking crew or whatever. And fucking all of a sudden this dude's getting his fucking face smash.

His girl tries to stop it. Hammer to the face. They fucking, I don't know. They didn't kill him, but this dude had to have been like permanently fucked from this. And the like, the way that they smashed the woman in the face, with this hammer was one of the gnarliest things I ever seen in my life.

I mean, the police come and make arrest? Like, what the fuck? The ambulance came at some point. I think the show got shut down. Well, listen, listen. The ambulance took him away. Think about it like this. If the nigger flexes the gun on you, you know he has a gun and he basically is telling

you I'm, I'll, think about that. Well, use it on you. I mean, at that point, if you didn't leave, first of all, you should have just probably left. But at that point. No, but you don't understand. This gang, this crew, who ended up like kind of having their shit fucked up by FBI at a certain point because they were kind of too high profile or whatever there's a lot of

people who know what I'm talking about but basically like they were not taking disrespect from anybody like there was I know I don't think there was anybody who could have really said shit to him I'm just saying like if you're going to attack the nigga with the gun you kind of got to fuck him up because he has the gun I know but you got to make sure you fuck him up so he doesn't shoot you I mean they did like they just like I mean it's pretty crazy to like know somebody has a gun and still decide to just attack him with hammers that's a little crazy but it definitely went down. Imagining someone's face getting hammered in.

Was the woman, was anybody okay after that? Yeah, it sounds like everyone died. I mean, to be real, I got out of there, like, relatively soon after, like, because it was weird. Like, the cop was going around to everybody in front of the hardcore show, asking them to give statements. And obviously, everybody's like, no, because, you know, if you said yes, then you're probably, basically, like,

you're probably die that night. You're the next hammer victim. Literally. Your life might end at some point. So, like, these stories, do you write them on, like, a journey? So you can like remember to like say them on the podcast or like how do you remember this shit? It was like one of the most violent traumatic things I ever seen in my life. It's like I remember there's two times I've seen somebody get shot and I remember both of them very clearly.

Me too. Oh man. Dude. I was at this house party. First of all, anytime I just want to say anytime someone gets jumped like something bad is going to happen like either during the jumping or after just jumping is always bad. Like get a one-on-one fight if you have to, guys. Anyway, this guy got jumped at this party. Boom, he leaves, right?

Now, like, you ever, like, seen those, like, it's like a, like a strip of, like, houses? It's like, you know, like a... Coldestack? Almost like a cul-de-sac, but it's like... That's a circle of houses. Yeah, that's a circle. It's just like, like, it's just like a little, like condos or houses just, like, you know, like, one on the main street, one here, one here, and just goes away all the way to the back, right? So basically, we're all the way at the back, and this guy gets jumped.

and he leaves, right? The party gets shut down before the guy comes back. I don't even know why. And as everyone is walking out, so everyone is walking through the same, like, alley thing to get back to the main street. This dude pulls up to the front of the party, you just start shooting at the whole crowd, like, the whole crowd, right?

I'm all the way in the back because I kind of had this, like, spider sense that's something weird was going to happen because they just jumped his dude and he, like, he just left. So the girl next to me, my home girl at the time, gets grazed in the leg, right?

Oh, my God. Gets grazed in the leg, and she tries to, like, grab onto me, and I fucking stiff arm her and go the other way and run, right? Why would you see? I'm just being honest. Like, well, she got grazed, and then I think she got hit again in the same leg. And, like, from the last time I saw her, which obviously was a really long time ago, because she ain't fucking with you after that.

No, no, no, no. Never speak to you ever. No, it was my friend. Like, I didn't really stiff armor, but I'm saying she got hit the leg. You actually like you just pushed her on the girl. No, no. I'm up in the story a little bit, but she got hit right next to me, and I turned around, and there's only, like, there's only two gates, right?

And both of the gates have barbed wire on the top, right? Because there's like a, there was like a food truck fucking catering business, like on the other side, and they had hell of trucks right there. So my nigga, the hummy grabs the bar wire, bare hand, boom, grabs the barbed wire, throws himself over it. My fat ass was about to try to do the same thing, but I'm like, I'm going to rip my whole torso if I do that. So I turn around and I go hide like in the house and like

just like a group of us in the house and the girl's dad or whatever who was throwing the party had a fucking like shotgun and he's like going around like it was fucking insane bro. But we were in like ninth, 10th grade bro like crazy. You from me? And she got shot right next to me man. That's why. She was completely fine though. The bullet

the bullet stayed in her leg like for a really long time. It was like you know one time I think it might have been the only time I ever went to the sake store or It might have been two times. I think Lena called me that day and was like, do you know if Adams's okay? Yeah, because I was just there.

And like, I think, I'm not going to say what rapper, but I think it was a rapper who pulled out and like shot, either pulled out a gun or shot at somebody. Oh my God. You know, it was weird. It was like, it wasn't like some super serious situation, but I mean,

it's definitely a gun getting fired on fucking LaBreya, which is a pretty big deal. But either way, like, everybody just hits the fucking floor. And like, I kind of just fell in line with them too and just like dove against this like behind this t-shirt rack and then like nothing really happened but then the next day it's not like anybody shoot in this direction either it was like people are shooting outside maybe and like we're like all the way in the store but either way like

the next day i'm searching my name on twitter like a bitch and i see this this dude be like oh my god last night at the saggy store there was a shootout and adam 22 jumped on top of my little sister to protect her from the gunfire i'm like what the fuck is this guy Like I jumped by like I guess the fucking wall behind the t-shirt rack which didn't even make any sense because obviously a motherhood Yeah shoot through the t-shirt rack but it's like if there was a random girl behind me when I was jumping to save my life I was definitely not trying to be if I could have you should have taken her and put her in front of me to block the gunfire Yo you should have retweeted it though to make yourself look like a hero I was like oh my god, this is so fucking funny You should have been like you're you're welcome I'm just here to do what I can I am

A hero. Yo, I, okay, I saved this little kid from drowning on a carnival cruise when I was in elementary school, right? What? Like, I was like the fattest little kid. I barely even wanted to take my shirt off. We're at the pool. Oh, you were so cute. Yeah, like, you still shouldn't take your shirt off.

No, I'm tatted now. I'm tatted now. I'm tatted now. Actually, no, I've seen your shirt off one time. You tell her the story. I have to piss and then you get, you get, you get your review of the story. Okay. So, listen.

So, so, I'm fucking. Adam does suck, honestly. I was with him all fucking day today. Dude, I was not to say after your interview, like the two interim hours, I was like, I wonder what he's going to do. Well, I mean, we did like, we did like two things, you know. What'd you do? We interviewed Bravo the Bag Chaser and then we did the Trapler Ross.

I thought it was just Trapler Ross at two and then like two hours of you with Adam hanging out. I was like, oh, God. You like, oh, you guys actually hang out? I was like, what the fuck? That's the side I've never seen. I don't even think you've been in his car. I've been in his car one other time when we went to Dame Dash's thing. That was probably one other time.

I've been in his car. Every time I'm in his car, I feel very uncomfortable. Listen, so listen, this little Asian kid is drowning, right? What if it was? It was like, what if it was, did you ever go on a carnival cruise in like 2004? Probably not. Okay, go. Anyway, I was like, so we're at the pool. There's not that many people at the pool on this day. Like, we were on this cruise for like a couple weeks. And like, there was like, Oh, you went on week long cruises? It was like a week or two or I think. And at this particular day, there weren't that many people at the pool. And this little Asian kid was there with his older brother.

Well, older brother. The brother wasn't paying attention and this kid was literally drowning, right? Oh my God. So I'm like by the pool. Like I was in and out the pool. Like I was like going to the snack thing. Get into my ice cream. Get an ice cream and then jumping back into the pool.

Yeah, exactly. Just being a fat ass little kid. And then I see this nigga like drowning. So I jump back in. I save him. Right. And his family sees me save him and like push him to the little brother. Everybody comes out like the fucking the staff is like clapping.

They're like, oh, my God, you say it. Dude, no, listen, listen. Listen, so I'm not even thinking it's that big of a deal, but I'm like, oh, shit, I kind of saved this kid's life. They're like, young man, what's your, like, the captain of the ship's like, young man, what's your name? What room number are you in? I'm in like, I don't know, like two something.

They're like, okay, we're going to be sending you over a little surprise to your room. I never got anything. Oh, that's bullshit. The family barely said thank you, and that was it. So you're being racist now. I'm basically saying that I should have not saved the kid's life because nothing came, nothing came of it. no financial reward not worth it

I didn't actually hear the story but I'm just going to jump back in like I know what if you just gave them the wrong room number no I didn't at all I was very punctual like as a kid and like my mom like that's why I'm so like you know we're in the car I mean you're like how do you fucking know what direction we're and like I'm always really like self-aware of like my surroundings and like what because of my theory Kim thinks that I'm more like self-aware and like directionally aware is because I'm a black man Why, it's true.

A black man told me that. But what situationally aware? No, yes, you have to be more on it. Yeah, just like, just up on it when we're out and like, okay. Like he was trying, my friend was trying to explain to me like, oh, yo Kim, like you need to like pay attention more when you're walking across the street. Like we'll leave here and go down the street and she's like, where the fuck are we?

And I'm like, dude, it's like right like, you know, it's like right here. But you think that because you're black, you have to like have a better sense of direction because you might have to run from some perceived danger or something. I mean, honestly, no, I think that's exactly what it. I mean, I live in a cloud of privilege, too. I never know where the fuck I am. I'm just totally a blue game. Okay, look, like, there's been times

where I've been walking home late at night or, like, walking, you know, I don't know, like somewhere that I'm not familiar with. And what if some fucking car pulls up on me? Where are you from, fool? Starts fucking shooting at me or chasing me or whatever. I've been in situations where a car is pulled up on me and I was walking and I had to, like, run

and, like, hop some gate, hop some fence, and, like, get away from some people trying to rob us or the police or some nigger trying to shoot at you. like you for me dude me and jasper and my hummy tank from odd future we're walking home one day and we're all on skateboards like we're not walking on we're like skating home but like we had left some party this car of Hispanic males pulls up on us and they start dissing this gang from the area but we are not from this gang we're just black niggas that are on skateboards and yeah they're just like oh fuck fuck lemonade that's like how you dissed them or whatever he's like oh fuck

lemonade and we're just like no fuck Cole Bennett no the funniest part is everywhere we go to like somewhere in West Hollywood there's like three guys that look exactly like Cole Bennett no exactly and we always yeah white white men anyway

they're like dissing his gang we're like bro we don't gang bang and like bro like I don't know it's just like we had to like get on and we had to like you know like separate and shit I don't know that's a really awkward feeling when somebody tries to gang bang on you for something that you're like not associated with. Like at all.

I remember one time when I fucking lived in Korea town, I was wearing this shirt and I, it like had like this weird sort of graphic of like a skeleton hand shaking like a fucking, like a human hand or something like that. But if you were to look at it from a distance, I kind of understand how it mighta look like it was sort of like a skinhead type thing.

Because and then I'm walking through. Did you have the hair too? No, I had hair at the time. I had like as much hair as I have now. And it was like a tank top, but I was walking down the street in North, in Korea Town. And this fucking random Mexican dude runs up on me, like, squaring up with me. And he's like, hey, man, fuck skinheads. And I'm just like, I'm just like, it's weird because I'm high as fuck.

We just faced a blood. And I'm sort of like half squaring up, but also half like, I'm not racist. I'm just like a BMX dude, bro. I'm not even like on that at all. Like, because I'm trying to like explain myself. I'm a hip-hop. You know, I'm a huge hip-hop fan. You should check out my YouTube channel,

no jumper. I interview a lot of the top new up-and-coming rappers. You think that would have worked? This guy seems so drunk, too, by the way. He was definitely not in the right state of my at all. He's probably just trying to fight you because you're wearing a tape top. He's like, hey, man, fuck skinheads. And I'm just kind of like, yes, I agree.

Skinheads are not good. Like, racism is bad. He sees the upside-down cross-tatted on your eyes. I do not like Donald Trump. Who said that your fuck was there spider or something they said you were Dude they told me I was like like a rep in look like I've heard different things I heard that I was rep in like some prison white gang like Nazi shit of like having spider webs or spiders means that you're webbed in But then I also heard that if you have spider webs it means you're webbed in with the cartel like you're plugged in her

I've heard like different different meanings for different shit of like spider tattoos and Is that why young thug calls? his brand spider that's not his brand at all it's like some brand in alana that i think he just likes they give him free clothes what why does he he reps it spider spider is not his brand we went to a whole event in london that was like the launch of young thugs clothing line and shit i don't think that this is young thugs he's definitely involved maybe but i think we met the other dudes involved i knew this as i knew this just as a brand from alana before it was tied to young thud like before i saw young thug wearing it and then it's like he just started wearing it and I don't know he got involved on a business

maybe he yeah yeah yeah you know did you see the clip of a future fully decked out in the spider outfit and he was on a skateboard wasn't that so fucking funny I still use that meme of him planking on the stack of money like all the time future yes it's like the funny like future planking on a stack of money you should get a plank in this year I know but it has to be something like funny like like the future thing in stack of money yeah what's a modern thing you can I plan on What if I, like, girls like, like, Or what if I plank on like a, like a, you should plank on the coronavirus.

Damn. And then have some, yeah, has somebody. Go to a hospital and bust a plank in a crowded lobby. Don't do that. I'm gonna, I'm gonna,

I'm gonna, like a, like a brick of perks. I don't know. Yeah. A boat of perks. How do you feel about Lozanne allegedly going to the hospital

for a pandemic induced panic attack? Or Losezang. Do we believe this? Do we believe they is not in there for something else? I felt that, bro, because I'd be getting fucking. hell anxiety about this shit too. Was he leaving the house beforehand?

Like, is this that big of a change for him? Because I haven't heard about this dude leaving the house in months, years. How do you know what he does on daily basis? It's just like, I mean, you don't move to Corona unless you want to just be away from the movie. He moved. Was it like Corona?

Where he's from? I forget where he moved, but he moved somewhere that's like, I think it might have been there. I went there. I went there. Me, Jason and I've been there before. Yeah, I read that he's like staying at his mom's house. Yeah, which is like over there.

Corona, redlands, that's just all the same area. He bought his own house out there. I'm just saying that the Lil Zand that I know quarantine probably not that big a deal because I don't think he was leaving the house that much anyway. It just seems kind of suspicious

that this would have been so stressful for him that he would have to go to the hospital over it. He was just freaked out, you know? Maybe he was in the hospital because of what the drugs is doing. That's like a question I'm kind of wondering. He definitely seems like,

I mean, he's talked about before he deals with anxiety and... Right. Do you think Lil Zan? could do good with the only fans I wonder how it is dick lips just waiting for you to bring something like that up no um what rapper do you want to see on our only fans since you have such a young scooter no I love I love that year he laughed so hard because he knows a young scooter is that's kind of I'm kind of impressed too no hell rel um hell row would you would you

subscribe to the hell row only fans no ask me no such questions like that bro imagine the casanova hell hell rel only fits colla oh my god what would be their collar yeah I don't even want to hear about this man. No. What about like Funkmaster Flex? Would you cop his only fans? Please don't look at me and ask that question. What does a man?

What about the baby's only fans? Oh, you know. After that thing, you see it on the story that one time, that Anaconda. Yo, you were super pause, bro. It was proven to be fake, but I still believe in my harder hearts. Okay. You know what else should be fake about the baby? Is this hate that he's getting on this new album?

Why you fuck with the album? I didn't hear it. Wait, why are people so mad? What? I was trying to figure out what people were so mad about. I'm going to be honest with you, and I say this. I fuck with the baby. I was on Instagram live with the baby the other day, which was a very, yeah.

Just stroke him up before you fucking shit on him. I'm going to stroke him up a little bit. I went on his Instagram live and I just commented to baby to baby, and he just, boom, added me. And then all of a sudden I was on there. And my service wasn't that great. Yeah. Oh, I should have said that.

I should have said something about the giant dick thing. Oh, what? You would fucking end your call to him. Bro, that would have been so funny if I just. started acting like that was really him. Like, bro, I've seen that dick video with you. I can't talk you serious. No, but imagine I have.

Would you really? What? You would really say that. No, I definitely. I think you actually would. But imagine that had popped into my head. Because the thing is, if I thought about it a lot at first, then yeah, maybe I wouldn't do it. But if I just, if I just ran with it, maybe I would have done it.

I thought, you would just do it. Sometimes I think of things to say that I think are funny and I don't realize in the moment that they're unbelievably offensive. and luckily like me being on camera I try to be more conscious of it but I could A little bit But anyway I listen to the album

I'll literally give you like $5 I don't feel like a nice little chunk I can give you something Come on please I got something just like that Your hands are out It's all natural I got something just like that

I'm like you're still pause The album Did you listen to the album? I tried listening to a I got a P way I talk about I listen to like the first about it to be honest. And that's exactly how I thought.

I was not feeling it's solid. But it feels like more versions of the baby song we already heard but maybe not as good. And then when he tries to step outside and do different flows, sometimes it doesn't really hit

the way they were sort of expecting. Yeah. I mean, I think it's better than a lot of people let on. Twitter has like a crazy high standard for everybody, I feel like. he's still sold like 140,000 copies Yeah, he has crazy devoted fans

I think after this project That if he's gonna come with another project He's gotta come like really hard He needs like a bona fide fucking hit on it And like he didn't really hit that with this project Yeah I mean I feel like I've been hearing this for A while now people saying that he just makes the same song over and over But I say that and it's like I said that about the Megan project

That I didn't hear a hit on it because the Megan project didn't really scream that to me, but then now, yeah, like the TikTok of the year might be Megastani, and so who knows, maybe the baby just needs that. Maybe he just needs the right TikTok moment. Maybe I'm not, I'm not listening to his new album from a TikTokers perspective. I hate that, you have to do that, no. Oh, you must. I can't wait until I have my kids so I can start dancing with them.

I feel like my kid might be what gets me into TikTok if they want to dance. I love how every time you talk about your kid, I'm trying to read the hits. So the gender. Well, Lavelle's daughter is obsessed with TikTok. So I think that's the cutest thing in the world. She's obsessed with it. He actually has... I wonder if there's parental controls.

That's part of the problem. He is the one who had to insert himself into it and tell the mom, nah, I don't want her looking at the TikTok without a parent there because of the language. And because I guess Vell's daughter said, I just want to watch big booty girls on TikTok. And he was like really not feeling that. He's like, I feel like she's getting some fuck. up ideas, you know, like the language. Like, you can't really have anything that gnarly on TikTok, but I don't think a kid should

be looking at TikTok without. I just want her to see like Steph Freeman's fucking video. Oh my God. She ends up on Steph Freeman's and how it brings it in. Hey, Daddy, can you explain this? That's gonna be rough. That'd be really rough. Yeah, the parental controls for the internet.

Parental. It's gonna be fucking crazy. Yeah. Is that a big ass purple molly rock in your water? What is that? It looks like a piece of paper. Oh, I thought it was like, I thought it was purple molly. You put a cert in your periare?

I put some cert my pariet. I've seen Yuri using his girlfriend for Clickbait. It sucks. We can't do that. Yeah, what the fuck? He does all, like, every week, no. We can't make content about Yuri's relationship, but Yuri's able to use his own relationship for content. What is that about?

Huh? You kind of did, actually. You kind of did. I think you actually specifically said, though. Oh, I agree with that. Yeah, don't talk down in his relationship. Why is he always singling me? I literally.

I literally. Camgirl kept calling her a no jumper fan. didn't like it. I literally did never set it on the podcast. I told you in private. Would you be? And these are the people literally always talking about your girlfriend. If we remove Cam Girl for an episode,

would you be willing to come on with your girlfriend and get deep? You have to ask her. You have to ask her. Why is it? Why am I the issue when you two are always going in on like, you're toxic? You're an abuser. I'm sorry. I say one thing.

And apparently I hate his girlfriend. He literally straight up asked me, do you hate my girlfriend? I was like, I've never met her. Yeah. At that point, you hadn't even met her.

Yeah, so it's like, you know. She was in her the other day. Yeah, no, I met her now. Yeah, like, you asked me that before and I was just like, I, I cannot speak on this. I think she's very nice. I feel like, she may have just not knew what she was getting herself into with, like, as far as, like, us commenting on it. I don't think that she even knows or, I mean, from what he says, she doesn't even watch this show. I think it's more than, oh, so is just angry.

Oh, so it was just you, okay, whatever. That's not even talk about it. I think that, like, I think like when I met her, like, yes, it was at, like a weed, but I don't think that she was like the biggest mega fan ever she just happened to be there or whatever. I think that was just the joke I'll give her that. Ben figured it down. I literally asked a question, sorry.

Hey, if she's helping support Yuri, then we have something in common because I'm in the business of supporting Yuri as well. I think I'm in a business. Honestly, I want to, we'll talk about this later, but I want to take the Yuri approach to where I don't really want any relationship jokes being made about me on here because I've already gotten in trouble and I

am on here? Super cool about it. Why? Just because we said that you didn't like black girls? No, no, no. I mean, you guys always do that, but who cares about that? No, not you, but he always, everybody perpetuates this thing about me loving white women, but I don't think we do. I think you perpetuate that. By dating that. I don't know. I don't know. I have a black girlfriend now and we're very proud of you. Me too. Armenian is technically POC, right? We're not talking about you. We're talking about her, him. Kind of, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, yeah, no. I'm taking a eerie stance. I don't want any, like, you know, the massage train job. I think that's fair, you know. I like the massage train joke.

It's just so, it perplexes in my mind. We're in a quarantine. I have a list of things. We'll talk about it later on and do this on the podcast. You're all about to shoot the fade on the stream after? I got a, No, we just have to get personal on the group chat. You guys need of perks?

Definitely not doing perks. No? I'm about to do a perk right now. I might go pour up that deuce right now. I'm actually about to pour up a one tomorrow. Really? Blueberry phantom. I'm like,

Let me know. I'll throw down. They keep saying gay 22. How do you feel about that? I am not gay. Black men don't cheat, exactly. I saw like five minutes of like gay 22. In my life, I've only had sex with women. TBH.

You sure about that? Yeah, I was about to say. Mostly sure. I used to do a bunch of zams. Okay, now we're just talking a bunch of bullshit. Let's get off. How long have we been streaming for? I think we hit two hours.

Is that like our new target? Like we hit two hours. We're like, okay, let's leave. If I hit two hours, then I feel pretty good. To be honest, this No Jumbers show thing is like, it went from, a very small percentage of the channel to like now, especially with the clips,

it's kind of like the majority of what's going on on the channel right now. Do you think that we're ever going to get to a place where we're doing the Zoom conference call fucking We just did one earlier? If we were going to do that, we probably should have done it a few weeks ago. It feels like at this

point I'm just wanting to accept that if you guys get it, I'm getting it. I'm going down with the Camgirl ship. Fuck you. I actually have proof that I don't have it. We're going to be able to get tested soon. I mean, we can go now. You can go tomorrow. I literally made an appointment.

He just need... I kind of want to just to give my parents peace of mind because me and Lena went and brought my parents an apple pie the other day. You got to drop it off on some. Yeah, we like stayed in the car. We didn't get real close to him and like we went and saw the kids and we didn't really like touch the kids. We just sort of like talk to them from like a couple of feet away.

It was sort of weird for them. Did they try to come hug you? They didn't try like they know they're not supposed to right now but it was definitely weird. Growing up as a kid and be like, you can't touch anybody. Normally the first thing we do when we see him is we're fucking wrestling with them and throwing them up on our shoulders or whatever. I mean, I was talking to my mom about this. It's like how fucking claustrophobic we feel just like being at home all the time.

But think about kids. Like they have so much energy that they need to like put out. I wouldn't want to be a parent right now. Like with like a two to like five year old. And Josh is dealing with it because his kid had just started school. So now all of a sudden it's like, oh, Like that, and he was doing really good in it. Like his socialization was like,

they were really seeing him like get into the zone of like really being in school and being around the kids and liking being around other people and stuff. And now it's like, oh, you can't do that for a year. Cool. For a whole year. Six months. I don't know when they're going to open the schools. That's so weird.

Is this like their 9-11 or something? Corona babies. 100%. But not really because the kids ain't the ones dying, but they definitely could be the ones spreading it. And then the kids take it home to their parents. and then the parents were like worse than chicken box

I think he instead of him being like it's 9-11 because they're dying is because it's the most memorable thing of our childhood memorable traumatic experience where it's like oh fucking it changed everything except there's a lot thank you for 11 lasted

one day well my my sister had to tell Henry she had to like really tell him like no you're not going to get it because you're little like she had to say Henry the younger one or the older one Henry is fucking tight yeah he was scared though because it's like she had to like

try to explain it to him in such a way that he, like, felt like he wasn't going to get it because, like, he was starting to get kind of freaked out because he's old enough to understand, you know? Anyway, this was fun. He's like coronavirus. No, I have the best video with him. If you don't want to get the coronavirus,

make sure you wear gloves. He's like trying to do a PSA. It's so funny. He's been funny as hell since he was like a little kid, honestly. Shout out to him, man. Shout out to Henry. I can't tell the difference between them, too, but I could tell that they're both very cute.

The four-year-old is Teddy, and he's... I forgot about Teddy. He has brown hair. Henry, that's a great name. I always remember Henry. Dude, I forgot about Teddy. Family channel going up. We've got two different videos with a million views.

Are they on there? No, they're not on there at all. We need them on there. That actually would be such a good idea for video to get them to, like, give their predictions with the baby. You got to just become, like, the Kardashians of, like, the YouTube world and just, like, you know, run it up with the whole fan. You got to start monetizing my fucking... You got to monetize the kid. You're already doing it.

You're already monetizing the kid. The kid is not even out the womb here. The kid already has an Instagram verified. You should post it. You should make an Instagram of the kid with the ultrasound. You know, I was thinking. Get him or her verified before they even come out of the wound. Well, but this is the thing is that I think we are going to start an Instagram for the kid

just because it's going to be like a collection of photos of them. Like, turn the comments off and it's like, little Jupiter. If they get mad followers, it is what it is. It's only there, in my opinion, so that you can just like have like a nice archive of all these photos and videos of it. You're like tag Lynn's stomach at at Baby 22 Yeah and you can archive the shit, who cares The funniest part about like baby

Instagrams is like the parents commenting on it like the parents doing the captions As the baby Like just chilling with mom Yeah Follow my mom for a DM If you're saying that Oh man

I guarantee that's happening I might have to make a video But why be on a Namiere's fucking family channel with his girl. Her channel, salt. She got her and you're making videos. Listen,

I'm not saying Lynn is going to do this, but it's like, follow my mom for a half off for her only family. I'm not saying Len is going to do it, but somebody should do that.

That, oh my God. Go buy no jumper weed. Yay. Wait. The baby said it. Oh, my God. Please don't do that.

No jumper Kandama, like the baby is like two months old. Oh my God. Make a baby Kandama. It pisses me out so much. make it into a what are those supple things called a passifier oh my god bro the kids thought it was so funny that the boxes of kandmas got delivered to their house the other day and there's like hundreds or like thousands of kundas definitely not thousands of kandama's in their front yard and

they thought it's so funny actually really like i'm like when are these kids going to get with it enough that they can actually fucking do some kandama tricks like they might be with it i don't know they're not He's not interesting. He's four? He's like five. I think he actually, I think he might have big cup at once by accident.

Anyway, no jumpers show. Number 39. 40 next time.