No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 47

Episode Date: June 18, 2020

This week the hosts talk about Lil Baby, 6ix9ine, Watts Homie Quan, Skai Jackson exposing racists teenagers, Justin Bieber racist video resurfacing, 90 day fiance, MGK dating Megan Fox and more. 2:57 6ix9ine and Nicki Minaj 28:20 More people dying from police brutality in the past few days is insane 39:30 Skai Jackson exposing racists teenagers on Twitter 57:22 90 Adam raves about Day Fiancé 1:34:11 House Phone's creepy message to Julia Fox 1:57:20 There's no more underground scene (From unknown to Billie Eilish status?) ---- No Jumper News Discord: https://discord.gg/paeuHD FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_Jumper/4874336901 FOLLOW OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/529mn7of2HBKdLfrAMUzcK?si=rWVBWCuWSXeh0TFYb2P-dQ CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-jumper/id1001659715?mt=2 Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_Jumper/4874336901 http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/No-Jumper-198283650194402/ http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper Follow Adam22: http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 and adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I got a big mouth. You know what song is super addictive? Wait, pause, boss, boss, pause. Why can I hear you guys? You can't hear it at all? You know what, a song is, that's really not working for you? Also, wait, never mind, I can hear y'all. Maybe it's because you got this crazy pink bootleg headphones.

Oh, my volume was down. You came in cat mode today, that's cool. Yeah, because you guys don't have enough of the small, the good ones. I have to wear the ones that suffocate my fucking brain. Yeah, I know, right? That's part of the problem. I've had like offers for headphones sponsors before, and I've been like, oh my God, like half the headphones

out there hurt my ears. If it ain't... These are pretty nice. You want to try him? No. If it ain't beats by Dre, then it's no way, Jose. What about that? Shout to Razor.

Hey, no, Raycon. That 21 Savage lyric where he says like, and I got a friend named Dre, you can get beats by Dre. Yo, 21? Yeah, no, I think that's exactly what he said. But there's like something that leads up to it that implies that you're about to get S-Bed by Dre,

whoever Dre is. Is that from Yerski? With Lil Uzi? No, because I remember I'll listen to it when I was, I think it was on his last album. Yeah, it was on the last album. The I am greater than. Do you think, I feel like, yo, did you see that little baby video?

Yes. The one that just came out. That shit was so hard and so like a side of him that I didn't know that we could even get. Yeah. It felt like it was like a look into like where he could go with his career from here. You know? He went so in depth in like. So many like really good bars that are about like really serious shit.

And like you just are. You're used to him rapping good, but talking about street shit. or whatever and he's just like taking it. I can't believe he applied that same formula into something filled with substance. It was crazy because he went on for the full fucking three minutes. No pauses, no breath takes. Like, that was crazy. He's really emerged as one of the greatest talents of this generation.

I feel like. I feel like it happened out of nowhere. Not that it happened out of nowhere, but like. I think it's been slowly building. I'm just like I don't really listen to like mainstream shit like that. So like the last time I was. Yeah, I swear to God. is we know this about it yeah that's like no but i'm saying once i heard that i was like yo

i was blown away you know the gunna song that money on my head featuring thug which in my head when i picture them singing that i picture them with the whipet thing on their head like i got money i got whipets on my head yeah like i don't know why but that just that song stands out to me is the best song on the gunna album which i have now listened to a couple times and uh i'm i might say that's that came out a minute ago i do fuck with i like the i don't know he he raps about addies a addies isn't it Crazy that like, I just said that was a minute ago now. That was really like, what, a couple weeks ago? Isn't that crazy though?

Because, like, that's how fast music is being consumed now. Oh, yeah. Like, I mean, the Nikki Minaj and Six-N-N-Song came out Thursday night, and it's like, if we haven't uploaded from this video talking about that, we're going to look late as fuck. We're late on it, yeah. Is that funny? That's weird, bro.

I stayed up. I was playing poker on stream, and that video came out, and I actually went to Spotify, clicked the actual song, started playing it, heard like the first 30 seconds. And I was like, oh, this is a fake upload. Oh, my guy. It's out of Spotify. No, it was it. But the beginning of it sounds so not like a six-nine in a game and I was song that I just didn't even think it was.

Yeah, I was going to say, because he's like singing. Yeah. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Let me, let me. I think it might be another artist on that very beginning part. Let me, let me, let me go ahead and throw this theory out because they do that all the time where like, I think even recently, Bobby Raps was featured, was the only feature on Key's new project, right? But it doesn't say featuring Bobby Raps, I just know this nigger voice.

That should be illegal. But you know, artists like... It's just so confusing. Artists like... So he's like lip singing it. Oh, no, no, no. It's not the lip singing at all. It's like...

It's an uncredited feature. Like, I feel like Kanye was one of the first people. Kanye was definitely... Have a whole tracklist... Tyler the Creator would do that too. And just not put them on there because it looks cooler when you look at the list. And because that way people won't swim around and go to like the song featuring their favorite artist instead of just giving the whole album.

Do we know who the uncredited? artist is on the six nine song somebody commented it but i don't think it's somebody who's like there's probably not someone known yeah maybe it was the person who did the reference track and then he they just left him on it i know that there's probably a big part of you that doesn't want to listen to the or the full instagram live in which six nine calls niki but it is kind of worth it i think i watched it actually just to hear the way that she like clearly doesn't have that much respect for him and it's clearly she's making it very clear that she just did the song because it's the music business. It's not the streets.

Translation. I know this song's going to make a bunch of money. I don't have any respect for you. It's just very weird. And she's all saying how she has to get off of the fucking face-off of the Instagram live and shit. And it's just like, it's a very weird vibe. She does not fuck with him the whole way. Really? It's worth watching just to judge

the tone. Yeah, that's a fact. If you watch something without context, you're not really going to be able to grasp the whole thing. was the whole conversation? It wasn't that long. The part with her is only like 10 minutes and he maybe does 20 minutes before that in which he basically just calls Snoop a snitch

and points out that there's a Rock Nation executive who's snitch or whatever. He sounds her name like 50 times. That was crazy. He's trying to make her famous. Deserate for him. Why do I now know her name? I was trying to think of it right now.

I've heard him say it. I don't think anybody was interested or convinced by him choosing to go that route. I'm just calling Snoop a snitch man at times. Nobody cares. And like... What do you say about future? You don't take care of your kids, basically.

Neither do you. None of this is interesting or like out of the ordinary or anything that hasn't been said already. Yeah, it's like none of that is going to like... He's just deflecting all this shit away from him, you know? Yeah, and it's weird seeing the level of public attention that he gets slowly diminished because like that first IG Live had 2 million viewers. This one had Nikki Minaj on it and it had 700K. So where does he go from here?

Because he's like slowly descending. Yeah, I might have hit 800. But it's like slowly kind of descending into like more normal rapper territory, you know? He was like, what can you do now? You just keep pointing fingers. No one gives a fuck anymore. It's not funny. He's like he's like he's taking the snitch shit to like a whole other level where he's like snitching on other people snitching and shit.

Like it's like snitchception. Like it just doesn't make any sense, bro. My favorite lyric though was when he said like, I'll buy you Chanel if you live. my friends fuck. Who are your friends? Like, we don't know who your friends are anymore. So this is a very interesting lyric. Exactly, the makeup guy.

Acon and Nicky Minage. He's gonna let Acon. He's in Acon and Nicky Vennage fuck. That's his close special friends. I hope Aikon's not down to just smash a random hoe at his house. Wait, listen. And she also made the point to like differentiate like my husband don't fuck with that shit.

My husband, da-da-da-da. Big Zoo ain't playing no games. You think Big Zoo was at the music video? I don't have. No, he's not going to. He might have gone to get the address so he could sell it on the black market. He's on the dark web. Six-knit address.

Do you think it's no way Big Zoo has led Nicky Minaj, bounce them tities and bounce that ass without him being there? Big Zoo seems like a very firm man that's like, my wife's not going to be naked in front of anybody without being. There's only so much control you can have if you're dating. So I wonder, Dickie Minaj. Little Dickie Minaj, whoa. Damn, that's a good collab.

I just thought of an artist. But, okay, this, I have a theory about Nikki Minage. I was in that video. My reaction when I watched that video, and obviously I think Nikki's hot. I've always thought she was hot the whole time. Yeah, but I haven't seen her like really revealed like that. I've always thought she was hot.

I'm watching that video and I'm like, this is the hottest she's ever looked and she's 37, which is pretty out of the ordinary. And then I started to read the comments where like she's pregnant. That's why her tits look so much bigger. And I myself have a girl that was pregnant in my home right now. And even though she is gaining weight and getting a fucking little baby bump going, I still am like very, very attracted to her.

So I'm thinking maybe my brain has been trained to be attracted to pregnant women now. So that's why I think Nikki looks so good in this video. But also I've seen everybody agreeing that she looked unbelievable. Yeah, she looks fucking crazy far. Did she reveal any stomach or was it just like her boobs were out? So we were just too. It was very top up angle of all. Every angle you see of her is like if she does have a big baby bum growing, you wouldn't really be able to tell.

I don't think it would be that big, that fast anyway. Yeah. But you don't get to see the normal Nick Menace shot of like giant ass, tiny waist, giant tits. And that's normally what they try to emphasize. Because even when she's like in the jacuzzi and shit. It's just ass up in the air. But Nikki is like like always been like super picky about how she's presented in videos and stuff. Like if you watch the Hot Girl summer video, it's so obvious that there was a shitload of thought and attention put into how she looks next to Meg.

And it makes sense because Meg is all natural and just like very different. sized as a human being. So, like, there was a lot of talk online about how Nikki was super, super particular about how all those shots looked and stuff. I mean, just... Was your place, like, behind her or something? Yeah, I'm like, yeah. Just that weird angles.

I was kind of confused by that. I'm like, what are you like, okay? You got to check it out. If you watch it, you'll be like, this looks very much like... Like, they, like, set it up to look a certain way. I think that they're just such different, like, looking bodies that it would be very easy to make, like, a completely natural girl and a girl who's had a hell of work done to look like normal next to each other?

To look normal? Look to each other? I mean, I'm just saying. I feel like a lot of, I mean, I'm hearing you up. A lot of thought went into that shot. It's just crazy that there's people online like looking up videos of Nikki Minaj's breast and like seeing like, oh, they got bigger here.

I'm about to do that now when I go home, honestly. Honestly, you might want to jerk off to that video. They look gigantic. But like, I thought she always had huge boobs. I mean, I thought they were probably always big too, but I'd never just seen them out like that. And I was like, yo, they've seen a couple of other times over the years where she would have like a whole boob out and just like a pasty type thing over the nipple. That's what she had.

But now they look so much bigger that it's like, whoa, like what's going on? And also she disappeared from the limelight for a little bit. So there was a lot of rumors that she might have got some more work done. So maybe our boobs are even bigger. I heard that she got work done to get a reduction. But I don't know. I don't know. Those boobs definitely didn't get reduced.

Those boobs are very huge. Man, they're going to do whatever they got to do to spice up the video to fucking, you know, make it break all these world records, which it didn't. But that's the thing is if Nikki Minaj is, going to give her greatest boobs those far she's going to show her boobs real hard yeah wouldn't she want to like do it on her own yeah on her own shit instead of this like random feature can we can we can we be honest it's not a random feature that's not she's not going to pull those numbers by herself let's be honest and she just got to do what she got to do no big zoo about to come find me after

saying that let me tell you something that that has transpired today is that so niki manage and six nine were reported to have broken the 24 hour record for most of you on a YouTube video, which previously apparently was held by Guba. So they wanted to make their song number one super bad, so they really were all about it premiering as like the biggest YouTube premiere of all time. And then it comes up today that YouTube says that it does not actually qualify as the most views of all time in a 24-hour period because he spent so much money promoting the video via ads.

So when there's a huge percentage of the views that are coming from ads that you buy on YouTube, it doesn't count as actual full. genuine views. So you're talking about like when people, let's say people are watching this video and there's an ad for the video and then you could click onto it. Like, wow. And I'm kind of in the dark about what that experience is like because I have YouTube Plus. So I don't ever see the ads. But apparently that like is a thing now.

And I remember like before I got YouTube Plus that I would see it where you see like a preview of somebody's video as the ad and you click through. Because sometimes people would even send videos like on live stream and it would be like a million views. 200 comments and I start looking at the comments, every single comment is like, who's here because they saw the song as an ad or whatever. Weird. I haven't experienced that in a while. I mean, okay, so if this ad thing was going on before, obviously, they made this song, then why now do you think that they're cracking down? I think it's an issue of percentage, like so many of the views. And I forget, there was another guy who, there was another situation with this where like some, like, Latino artists, do we say,

Latino. Is that appropriate? I think Latin. Latin. There you. Remove the O. Some Latin artists have Latinx. Very Latinx. Latinx, isn't it? Something like that.

Latinx. Little Dickie said latinx on the show, didn't me? That's a little Dickie. Fact. No Hispanic people actually call themselves that, right? I don't know. I'm, I can't speak for all Hispanic people. My friend's in a part of a Latinx art collective, but she's not Latin.

She doesn't like walk around saying like, oh, what, what, Are you almost? That's fine. She's white. Well, there's another reason. Is that who I think it is? Yes. But apparently the people, the other people in the group are part of the Latin X community

and they invited her in. So they must fuck with her there. She must be down for the cause. Brown Lives Matter and Black Lives Matter. Black trans Lives Matter. I saw Joe Budden's street that the other day. I'm like, wow, he's really getting in there. It is Pride Month.

It is, right? So is there any gay shit that you guys are planning on doing for Pride Month? Relax. SpongeBob came out. That's disrespectful? That was weird. SpongeBob being gay is disrespectful

I don't think that's disrespectful It was just like Is he gay or asexual Did we get a clearance on that? We just know that he's part of the LGBTQ Plus community I mean he always seemed a little

He always seemed a little like You know a little gay I thought he had a crush on Sandy I don't just don't understand Why to take a child's Like show character and like Make him come out

I don't know And it's been off air for what Like that literally That was just like completely I don't know. Shout out to all the old people out there that I've never seen SpongeBob like myself.

You never seen SpongeBob? Wow, that's crazy. So when you look at like SpongeBob memes and stuff, you don't get it. You don't understand at all, huh? I feel like I get most of the memes because I've seen so many of them that like when you see that what is the crabby shack,

the house thing or whatever and it's like. The Crap Shack? Remember it was like this is where Kyle fans, Kyle fans live in a house that looks like this or something? It was like the pineapple house like Spongebob's house? But I mean, there's about, a lot of SpongeBob memes over the years that I feel like I eventually sort of wrap my head around. Geez.

Might I had to Google a few of them. I know about the Arthur memes. I don't know he's like flinch in his fist. The fist was around for a while. That shit was super funny actually. Me and AD were bonding over, over Arthur the other day. Arthur was a great show.

Because he's always, like, okay, we tried to put him onto Dolly Parton, working nine to five. Like actually Dolly Parton? Great song. I know who she is. And watch the video, she's hot as hell.

Speaking of huge boobs. Huge boobs. Huge. Huge. I just know her because she would come on Hannah Montana. What are those boobs look like now? As like Miley Sarses' aunt. I'm not sure they looked great at the time, and I'm guessing they really don't look great now.

Josh, can we pull up Dolly Parton's Instagram? Not on the screen, but can you search Dolly Parton nudes? Dolly Parton only fans. No, no, type in Dolly Parton Fun Bags 2020. Don't, you don't actually. No, but AD's response to us like clowning him for not knowing about Dolly Parton 9 to 5, He goes, well, have you ever heard the song at the car wash? Like, yes.

Of course. And like, I'm like, I understand that that's black shit. But, you know, we can both know. Yeah, how'd you guys feel about doing the pod with him? I loved it. I thought it was really funny, honestly. I enjoyed it. I listened to like most of it on the drive home from Utah.

I feel like we, I feel like me or me and her, well, we used to do our show together. But I feel like we're kind of used to like, I don't know, letting you lead it. So I feel like at points, we were kind of just talking about nothing. But other than that, I feel like we... I think we let the conversation flow. Yeah. We weren't talking about nothing. I mean, I said at points.

I didn't say it the whole time. But like, you know, I feel like we... I feel like I helped reel it back in a lot. It's very interesting listening to people who don't necessarily have an existing rapport talk on camera. And that is the thing that I've always been fascinated about with us doing this. And shit, we're almost at a year, which is... This is 49? 47, okay.

Damn. Five. How many weeks are in a month? 52 in a year. I mean, have we skipped any weeks? Oh, we skipped like one week. I remember in December or something. No, but I think we recorded two episodes and dropped one the next week,

even though it was pretty trash from what I remember. Well, that was the New Year's episode, which was really super trash. By the end of it, we're like, okay, we're done. It's because we were tired as fucking did like two podcasts. We had a list of the top moments of the last 10 years. And we didn't even remember a lot of them and shit, remember? We did that. I don't think you were there.

He was there. Oh, you were there for that one? You're that forgettable for him. That's kind of crazy. No, we definitely missed a week, and I forget. I forget why. It was when we weren't taking the shit seriously, and we're like, what are we doing? We're like, ah, we don't need to do the show this week.

Who cares? If we were going to do two episodes in one to drop, well, actually, it'd be crazy because we're so used to doing these for two hours, though. It's like, to do two hours and another two hours. Fuck that. It's not happening. We'd have to just split it an hour. But I think to make it different, you could, like, have a guest and then, like, switch out the guest and do another one,

although that kind of makes it less like what this is. Do you guys ever think that this could be more than one week? Once a week. People always DM me that, but honestly, what the fuck would we even talk about? Yeah, because I feel like even right now we're at a weird time where it's like, my nigga is not that much. Like, there's shit going on and like, I don't know.

Like, there's shit going on, but like the type of audience that we have and like the stuff that they want to hear about, I don't think that there's enough going on of that type of shit. If we worked harder, though, we definitely could come up with like another round of topics for later in the week if we really wanted to. But I don't know. I like the fact that every time I come in and to do this, that it's like nothing to talk for two hours. Yeah, that's right. And then the next week it's like nothing again.

But I feel like I hear it with Joe Button and then when they have to do it like and then do it again three days later that it can sometimes be a little rough. What if nothing happens in those three days? Then they just start clowning on each other. Yeah. Or you just come up with more topics. Like, you know, we probably will not talk about the. be some own thing today but we could you know we really wanted to that's like a potential

topic and I mean it's up on the board oh it is well we could whatever I mean I'm not really not at this point I don't really Yuri's topics I'm kind of like we'll just we'll just freestyle it once we get there yeah he's like he tried to guess like what do he probably Google's like what do black people find

interesting because before before I told him to go on academics he was putting like a what is it the ace family da da da I'm like what because he's a YouTube He'll be like Ice Poseidon. I'm like, I don't have no idea.

What is going on with Ice Poseidon? I don't. Ask Gary because he's always fucking full of facts. Uri dresses like him. He does the same manorism as him. How would you feel if you hung out with a girl and she said Fendi facts in conversation? I've been saying that every day. That's a fendi.

Oh, that's a fendi. I've been saying a little bit of that too. Bro, I swear to God, I've been saying it every day. I've been saying it to this girl in Australia. She's like, what the fuck are you saying? Anytime I talk to dudes in New York, I pick up some weird fucking goofy ass sign. Anytime I talk. to anybody that's from anywhere

I pick up slang and I love it. They love saying beloved. I feel like Tach Stone. It's not beloved. It's beloved. No, I think Tach Stone was the first to do that. He would always say like, listen here, beloved. It's beloved.

It's beloved or beloved? Beloved. You are my beloved. Okay. You are loved by me, therefore you are beloved. I'm gonna fucking know. I'm not from New York. I don't know.

Anyway. That's what A. That's what A. I was thinking about that. No, see when I see you. Beloved, beloved. Because it's such a nice way to tell someone to say, fuck you, I'm going to kill you next time I see you. Beloved.

I'm going to kill you. I'm trying to wrap in my head around what I did this weekend before I ask you guys. Oh, Sunday was my mother's birthday. Happy birthday to my goddamn mother. Shout out to you. Why is your goddamn mother? You're just a goddamn mother. Your mom, sure.

Happy birthday to her. My mom is in a totally different zone right now because she has been so fucked up by this corona that she got long ass hair. Like my whole life, I've been used to, I'm going to just air it out right now because I know she's never going to see this. My mom dyes her hair. My mom has had like short dyed brown hair my whole fucking life pretty much. And now all of a sudden she got it long. She got barrettes in there. It looks like kind of like a, like an eighth, like an eight year old girl type hair cut.

You mean brates? No, barrette's like the little like clips type thing. Nobody says barrettes anymore. I'm not, I mean, what I'm not. I mean, what I'm not. I'm not. It's not like hair clips are like flat. You don't know what a barrette is?

My mom's hair looks like the haircuts. that she probably had when she was eight right now because she hasn't been able to get a haircut a man long and it's great she looks fine this is like this is like the last style she remembers how to do is that she's like that's kind of the vibe I got so I'm really that would be such a fucking boss move if I got

a hairstylist to pull up on my mom in a hazmat suit that's fact that's a birthday present I was looking at what did you do what did you do for a birthday? I was looking at hazmat suits on Amazon they're so expensive right now yeah during the coronavirus everyone everyone was trying to buy one right no my mom uh we got her like some

like drawing notebooks and stuff because she's gotten super into drawing with the nephews ever since they popped up. She seems like such a precious lady. She is, it's unbelievable. She's gotten so into drawing and she's like learned a lot about herself through drawing, which is really weird

because I was like as a kid, all I fucking did was draw and play video games. So it's kind of odd to see my mom getting into drawing. What kind of stuff is she drawing? 40 years later. She draws like babies and like little flowers and like bowls of fruit. Oh, I love that.

She has a really dope cute style. mom 22 yeah actually at some point I told I got her to agree to it again the other day I'm like I want you and my dad to come here we're gonna do a podcast I'm not gonna put it out it's just for us so we're gonna save it because I'm like haunted by the idea of like well I just like when they are no longer with us I want to have as much information as possible and especially like imagine I have a kid and then God forbid that they're like relatively young when my parents are gone then I just like I want to have that like record because when my kid is 20 I like if I could watch a fucking recorded conversation with my grandfather that I never met or something, like from 40 years ago or whatever, that would be, like, unbelievable to me. I love that. That's crazy. Yeah, that's why I think, like, when I do YouTube videos with my mom, like, I don't know if everyone's trying to watch me and my mom on vacation, but, like, I kind of do it half

for me just because later down the line, when she's not on Earth, then I can watch these, like, precious moments that we had together. If anyone wants to use the space to interview their parents, just let me know. I would have to do it in Korean Oh see that's great Then I could just be here and you won't even have to worry Yeah How do you feel about North Korea

Invading South Korea? What? You didn't hear about that? They blew up one of the buildings that's like in the The neutral zone and the in between It looks like a... Oh, they said it was an accident And they served that was the first time

They were they fired at each other in like X amount of years Oh, it was an accident You blow up a building by accident If you're North Korea If you're North Korea You flex so hard. At some point, you're just going to blow some shit up, I guess.

Isn't it crazy that what's it called, Kim Jong-un was pronounced dead and then just came back? That was so crazy. But he did that to prove who was a fake in his circle. Really? Yeah, because. What was the explanation? It would be like if I fucking, like, Josh, tell everybody at work that I'm dead. And we're all like, hip, hip, hooray.

And then if house phone's like, I will be the new Adam. I will take over. I'm doing the, you know, then you know, AD comes up back out on time. Black Adam 22. Man, that would be like, you know, interesting information. Obviously, if you're, like, running a country, you might be able to glean. Like, I wouldn't mind if you did that. That would be, somebody got on top.

Who are you going to delegate the No Jumper empire to? Unborn baby. Go, go, go, gawk. Yes. Yeah, you're going to get like a, like, Cardi Voice baby on the podcast. That would be fire. The other day, I was watching, you know, all urban central. Yeah.

Yeah. The YouTube channel that, like, has mad, cliques. The fact that, like, I know that you just had to say that once and I know that on top of my hair. And when I was at the porn awards, those dudes come up to me, they're like, yo, we're from all urban central cool interview. I'm like, that's y'all. That's y'all doing all that click bait? Like, you knew they were immediately. I am subscribed and you guys have got me mad times.

But I was watching a video of black youngster visiting the, uh, the, the Watts Tower Bloods or whatever. Like, they're over by the Watts Towers. And I clicked on it because I just wanted to see like what everybody was doing out there. And then they're playing the music part, like sped up. And I'm thinking, like, this is really weird because this song sounds like a Cardi song because it's sped up. But it's not. It's just, yeah.

That's super funny. Didn't you guys repost that on No Jumper Instagram, too? Did we put Black Youngstah with the Bloods? No. I just saw him with a red bandana standing on top of somebody car. I love that shit. I can't lie. Shut out of Black Youngstead, man.

If Black Youngster is hanging out in a neighborhood in L.A., I'm fully down to watch the footage. It's a fish out of water type scenario. I just want to see how he fits. He seemed like he was just being Black Yonxie, you know? And he's such like a boisterous, like, energetic dude that to me, like, the idea of Black Youngster, like, then going to somebody else's hood and just being cool, fitting in and everything, this is, like, very interesting to me. Like, I seen one of those clips that it looked like one of the dudes was holding his phone

up to Black Gings, his ear playing his music for him. Damn. I'm like, wow, Black Yonstick, it's the same shit that I got to deal with, too. That's cool. That's so annoying. Did you take it well? It seemed like he was just dealing with it. But you have to, nigga, what you mean?

You're in their hood. You got to just listen. Are you joking? You can't say. shit, nigga, you better listen to the shit. On Nelrose, when people would be coming up to me, oh, this is my song, I'm on eight Zanz. I'm like, bro, get the fuck away from me. That happened a lot.

But if you were in a nigga set and you're shooting a video and you have to get some hood permission to shoot that video, you're listening to everyone's on there. You better listen to everybody. This guy might have never left this fucking block. He doesn't know how weird it is to walk up to somebody with an iPhone and stick it to there. Also, he might stick that glock in your face, nigga, if you say some disrespectful to him in the hood. Probably not black youngstoo, but in general.

It would be enough for him to be like, fuck black youngster. I don't like that guy. Exactly. I don't know, bro. I like my gosh, too. I'm just saying, nigga, bro, nipsey got killed by a nigga in his hood. That was the exact scenario that I was thinking of is that Nipsey basically, like, disrespected a clown, and then a clown killed him.

So it's like, that's a weird thing to keep in mind that it's not always going to be the toughest guy who fucking is found to do some wild shit. It might be the stupidest, craziest dude, too. That has nothing to lose. Bro, that's what I was trying to tell one of my good homies this the other day, bro. Like he was like beefing it with this nigga and I'm like bro Like yeah we know he's a bitch like whatever He's not gonna try to fight you I'm like bro but like

You gotta understand like nigga You're you're way bigger Way more athletic than this nigga like he's scared of you bro like he might pop you Just because he is so much in fear of you And like the hummus is just you know super masking like that nigga ain't gonna do shit he a bitch I'm like you ain't listening bro like

Nick it might be because fear is a fucking motivator to do some crazy shit bro And I'm just like it's not worth you beefing with this nigga and losing your life over nothing over what you know you can beat his eyes you know he's a bitch you know he's a bum like what are you i was just talking to yak got he about that like when he first got locked up and he was like 16 walking in there and he just fucking had to like i think he said he actually managed to avoid like his first fight but like somebody tried to punk him he was about to square

up with him and like everybody saw that he was about to really just fight and they stopped it right there because they realized like okay he's he's about his shit let's not actually make him fucking go through this on day one yeah that's cool you know i never heard that before that's Just let it happen. Yeah, but I think he's really from the neighborhood. So people probably phone to him a little bit already. So yeah, I got it. How are you doing?

I mean, I got it. I got body's own bodies. You know, Atlanta guy. He told me he lived right around the corner from the Wendy's that got burnt to a crisp after the man was killed by the police this weekend, which is pretty. It's not fucking stopping. The fact that I think 120 people have died. And 20 days or something like that. From cops.

have died from cops since this situation. It just is fucking, it's just mind-boggling, but I can't even like begin to even like. And I'm only seeing people on Twitter talk about it, but like the people found hanging. Oh my God. I don't have Twitter. I've been seeing that too.

I mean, it's like impossible to imagine like why would so many black people be hanging themselves? But then at the same time, like when the cops say like there's no, there's, there wasn't a sign of struggle or whatever. It's like, yeah, there was no struggle. What do you mean? But I mean, you know, if you were to take somebody and like bringing them to a tree and hang them up, then there would be a lot of struggle presumably a bunch of wounds and whatnot. I want to seize a fucking independent.

Exactly. What is it called? Examiner, medical examiners, not what the police are telling us to happen. Neither scenario makes any fucking sense to me because why would there just be like a rash of people killing themselves in the same way? No, bro, come on. Like, we don't even need to debate that because we know that that's bullshit. It's like why even tap into it, bro?

How would all these different police departments also be in cahoots to say that they weren't. You know why? It's because they're all in cahoots because my nigger, they're all fucking on some white. Protect blue, whatever. Yeah, bro. They're all on that shit together. That's why. I'm going to admit that when I first, with the whole Wendy's situation and stuff, it's crazy because when you actually see the video,

watching the video, I left me with absolutely no doubt in my mind that they had no reason to shoot that guy, you know? He's running away. The situation is fucking crazy, though, when you actually see him pointing the fucking taser at the cops and shit. But then, like, the moment when he shoots him, the guy has taken, like, 10 full fucking steps running away from them. And it's just like, how do you shoot somebody at that point? It's like, listen. For having a non-lethal weapon in their hand. Listen, it's like, okay, the law is about if, like, if you, if I shoot you or something and, like, how strict it is.

And, like, you have to be facing. If you're running away, it's not, it's not kosher. Bro, it's like you're going to jail. Like that's murder. And it's like, why aren't they upheld to the same standard? Why the fuck do we have to keep seeing it? Like, we are literally in the middle of like, fucking our whole society being crumbled at our feet because of all this crazy shit going on. And it's still happening.

It's still happening. It's crazy to see, though, that that that cop got fired pretty much immediately and the fucking police chief resigned, which to me is, I don't necessarily understand how the fuck that even makes things better. Because if there was. a good police chief, what does them resigning do? I don't know. That's kind of crazy. But I mean, that right there, like the police chief resigning and the cop resigning or getting fired,

that's pretty much unheard of. Like, that never has happened that fast in like the history of this sort of thing, which is just kind of mind-blowing. The things are changing so fast. Yeah, but then you have that and then you have the one girl's killers, her...

Brianna Taylor's killers, the the fucking cops were still on the floor. been arrested, yeah. Nothing. They're not even like on leave or nothing like that. Has the Atlanta cop been arrested? I know he got fired, but has he gotten charged? He hasn't been arrested yet.

I don't, I think that when you actually look at, like, the laws of, like, what cops are supposed to do and stuff, I don't think that they're going to be able to actually prosecute that cop for doing what he did in that moment, regardless of the fact that. Because of the fact that he had just pointed the taser at him and just taking it off of them. He's not going to die from a taser. And I saw on the news that the taser at one point it was pointed backwards. It's just because he was so inebriated.

Really? Yeah. I think that just realistically, though, those charges won't stick. So if they do try to arrest them and charge them, it's probably not going anywhere. Okay. This is a question I have. Don't they have a thing where if you are running away from the cops in a car and it's too dangerous that they just back off and they don't chase you?

I think so. If it's a high-speed pursuit and it's too crazy, if it's like... They won't just shoot your car if you're in like a high-speed chase. No, but I'm saying just in general, like, I think there's something, I think they've been, like, trained or something where. where it's like if it's too dangerous, if the car is too fast or something. I've always heard niggas say like, oh, like this car is too fast. Like they wouldn't even try to chase after you or some shit like that, right?

Why can't the same thing be implemented where it's like, if someone runs away, just like catch them later or fucking, like, why do you have to murder them? Because what is that, what is that guy realistically going to do in that moment? He's going to fucking run away. He's probably going to hide in somebody's backyard. Hide in his house. He's going to, yeah. If he could get back to his house, he's going to hide there. Either way, all these.

roads lead to him getting arrested. The cops had already taken his fucking information. They knew exactly who he was. They know his address. There's no like as much as yeah, okay, this guy has a taser and he's on the run and he's drunk, whatever. It's like you're going to be able to find him within probably a couple hours. You didn't have to shoot him. Look, this is, this is the thing. This is where, this is where it gets into like, this is like systematic and this is like shit that is instilled within these officers where it's like they just have hatred towards people of color and they don't know how to make these decisions in the moment. And they're just fucking killing people and it's just like it's just not stopping how they're so

like excited to shoot it seems like they're going into they're like going into it like that i mean the crazy thing about that situation is that like those guys both get overpowered by one drunk as dude so bad like they're both laying on top of them and they can't stop it's a fucking ego thing they feel hard did you see did you see that video with like the four cops and the and the guys like at like a bus stop or something, his like hands are up. Oh my God, that one is so fucking bad. The white guy is like a homeless guy. Yeah, for people who don't know what we're talking about, it's basically a ton of huge,

heavily armed cops. Like they had like big ass like AR-15s and shit. And it's a homeless guy sleeping at a bus station and they, they yell at him and like wake him up and basically tell him like, you know, lay down, put your hands on the ground, whatever. And he keeps saying, fuck you, fuck you. And they say, if you put your hands by your waistline, we're going to shoot you. And he kind of like moves his hands a little bit.

towards his waistline and they just, you just see him dead right there. And that had nothing to do with race or nothing like that. That was just awesome, bro. Like, the nigga was homeless and crazy and, like, wasn't even, like, you know how many homeless interactions I'd see all the time where, like, the cops don't fucking, like, I don't even know. If that guy had grabbed a gun from his waistline and they actually, like,

if they had given it, like, let's say that that's what he was doing, I'm assuming he didn't have a gun. He probably had no weapon on him at all. If they had given him two seconds to do whatever he was about to do in that moment, he's a fucking homeless crackhead. I don't know that, but he's basically probably not all there. And they were so far away from him. Like, bro, there's no way he would have pulled out a gun and shot you. You're not threatened right there.

And let's say this guy pulls out a fucking revolver. He's not going to be able to kill anyone. Like, he's just so not a threat. Bro, they are never threatened. Sandra Blan wasn't a fucking threat to this cop when she was smoking a cigarette. You know, like George Floyd wasn't a fucking a threat to this nigga with your, you're not. knee on his neck. Like, they're never, like, it's never a threatening situation. They're just over, I'm fucking, I'm getting too, but it's really like pissing me off with this shit is like,

it's just never going to, like, it's never going to stop, bro, but it's like, I don't know, like we have to fucking overthrow the whole fucking, like system. Like, I don't know. I don't have the answers, bro. This shit's like, what are we supposed to do? Trump passed, what, some kind of police reform measure today or like agreement to work on police reform or something, which is like kind of bizarre to see him. Isn't he the one that wants to shoot the looters? He literally said that. That's why, like, sometimes you feel like there's things that that Trump is, like,

doing and saying publicly that are so different than what he's saying on his Twitter. And it feels like, oh, these are, like, things that are. The fact that we're even talking about the president fucking tweeting wild shit is just like. You guys thinking about going to the Chas? Oh, in Seattle? Yeah. You know about that? The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.

They fucking, bro. First of all, I love Cesar. Seattle. I spent a lot of time in Seattle. I love it. Wait, never been there. Never mind. I love Seattle. We've been there together. Me and you?

Yeah. Oh, yes, exactly. That was a big of bed full night. For a second, I thought that I had never actually been there. Yeah, yeah, a little pump on. I was killed someone there. That was cool. No, but I'm saying just like, Seattle is a really great city and just like, I have a

homie who has been like, you know, feeding me intel about what's going on there on the streets and shit. And he's saying it's really crazy. Like the, like the white racist gangs and shit are like really shooting at people during protests and like all types of crazy stuff. So all these protests just took over like a six block section of the city and they basically like have

like they say no cops are allowed there like nobody's allowed to get in there. There's just crazy shit happening every day. There's a rapper who's actually Ben on No Jumper who is part of this. Who? But baby son. That's what I'll talk about. It is right? Yeah, okay. I'm just going to say it. Fucking act. I don't know if he's a part of it allegedly.

I don't know. His tweets in past days have made me convinced that he is definitely out there in the field. He's in the Chaz. He's in the Chaz. the chas. Shout out my boy, man. What are they doing on these eight blocks? Because, you know, he, well, apparently they, like, they overthrew one of the precincts. Am I right? Am I wrong? Did they take over the precinct there? I thought that was in Minneapolis.

But they definitely just have, like, this area where cops aren't allowed. Nobody can get in there. They have a garden, allegedly. They're, like, working on, like, growing some crops for everybody there and stuff. So they're going to live there? That's the idea is that they're taking. But there are, like, businesses that I'm pretty sure is still operating in that area. yet. They're just like making a cop-free safe haven.

Yeah. Maybe I need to talk. Like, he was texting me kind of some like, not erratic things, but he was texting me in an erratic manner to where I was just kind of like not really grasping everything he was trying to say. I mean, he was saying some stuff about basically that like he was going to have to go dark on social media and stuff because he didn't want to get caught up or what. I mean, you just wonder at what point is the mayor or whatever going to get sick of them

having this area and decide that they're just going to take it back. It's pretty unprecedented that they've been able to. to do this for however many weeks that they have had. Maybe not unprecedented because there was a lot of stuff during the Occupy Wall Street shit, I suppose. But honestly, this shit is all just, it doesn't even seem real, bro. It seems like some movie shit. And it's like we're living in a fucking revolution right now.

We're living in a crazy time. And honestly, this is going to be some crazy shit for us to look back on and talk about in fucking 10 years. That's why I'm going to the Chaz and I'm going to live there. I just hope that there's radical reform because we need. We need some type of change, bro. Black is not a crime, bro. Shout out to fresh dye for this shirt.

I really like your shirt. It's just like, it's not even just that though, bro. Like, we just talked about a fucking, you know, we just talked about a homeless white niggie getting killed. We, we're, you know, we're having all these crazy problems with ice and all these children going missing. It's like, it's not just, it's so much fucked up shit going on, bro. We just need to change about all of it.

We need to change all of it, bro. Yeah. I don't got the answers, bro. I'm far furthest from the smartest nigga to sit here and tell you what to do, bro. But, man, y'all at home, just do your independent research, man. I keep seeing a whole bunch of stop resisting comments in the fucking in the fucking chat. And I'm just like, bro, like. How do you guys feel about Sky Jackson using her platform to basically expose a shitload of racist 13-year-olds?

That's fine. I didn't know she did that, but that's, I love that. Her social media followed her for a couple years. She hit me up one time. She's a big, no jumper fan. Shut up to her, man. Yeah, she's awesome. She, which is pretty crazy when you think about it, that she's like on Disney and shit.

So she was like a pretty... I saw her at the ex-consor in L.A. She was on stage. Oh, right, yeah. She was on stage. I met her because she went backstage to meet Little Pump a couple years ago. It's a video of this, isn't it? There is, yes.

And she has basically, like, taken her platform, and now people are, like, sending her videos of different people that they go to school with, saying the N-word and whatnot. And she is fully out there, expose the motherfuckers. Now, I do worry a little bit about it with her because there has been, like, one person. that she exposed that then they figured out that it wasn't real and she had to then like clean it up for him and like delete the post and explain and everything that's something that could be very detrimental to somebody

and they could probably sue you or whatever but and it's like on one hand like yeah if you're a 13 year old saying the N-word on Snapchat you're probably like you should expect to get exposed you fucking dumbass but at the same time it's like Jesus Christ like how young are some of these kids that are basically going to be Googlable for this kind of stuff for the rest of their lives you know

that's like Justin Bieber one less lonely nigger I cannot believe people did that. There was a Joe Bowden podcast episode where he found out about that. One less lonely nigger. I guess Joe didn't know about it. He still talked about it to this day, I think. Yeah. I forgot for a long time too. And then I saw it again and I was like, man, that was some crazy I should. I mean, because like, oh no, I never experienced this because I'm black, but having, I could see a whole bunch of like young white kids sitting around thinking that that's funny to each other. I'm not saying. Mad, famous and rich by that point, which is kind of an amazing.

part about it you know he was like where did he do that he was like backstage of like a show or some shit like too like was he on like what platforms were there for him to like record that I think it's just like an iPhone clip yeah just like a phone clip of him I know but like how did it come out did he post it why would he definitely didn't post it he did not post that's crazy whoever we recorded it in the room there was no moment where he would have thought that that was a good idea I guess no I can almost guarantee you know video of Howard Stern saying the N-word that I saw today is you saw it with the full blackface and everything. Oh my God.

No, he didn't say it today. I believe it's from 93, but it's basically a clip of him and he's just like, he's, he's wearing full black face. He says the N-word about 15 fucking times. He's making all kinds of crazy ass raises jokes. I mean, did we not expect that from Howard Stern really? He's one of the most disrespectful. But I've been a fan of Howard Stern since maybe 97 or whatever in this video.

But are you really put in that past Howard Stern? I was definitely surprised that there was ever a time in which that was thought to be acceptable in any way. Like, it's just so, like, in the 90s, like, even if that clip was from the 70s, I would have been like, holy fuck, I cannot believe that there was a time where this was considered an age. Because keep in mind, Howard Stern's co-host's his entire career has been Robin, who's a black woman. And she's in the video clip, like, what, like communicating with him. And there's definitely a moment where it seems like she is a wee bit offended and not really sure. I mean, you know, she has gone on to do the show with him for like another 30 years after this. So apparently it didn't stick too hard.

If you ever start blurting out the N-word on the show, I'm not continuing on with the show with you. Or wearing blackface. That would be a weird, yeah. Oh, man. How do you feel about people comparing you to Howard Stern? You're the new Howard Stern. Aside from what we were discussing right now, wow, what an amazing compliment. You're coward Stern.

Ooh, white power stern. That's what we're going to call now. No, my fucking God. No, because playing post. poker, they always, people always comment at WP, which it took me a moment to realize that they mean well played. Oh my God, I thought it was something else.

I always saw WP as white power. Because whenever I would look into old bands and shit, that's what it would be. He's like, me and all my friends, we used to, whenever we said WP to each other, that's what we made. No, I was thinking about that. I don't think I ever really, I never met a racist person in my time in like the punk and hardcore scene. It was always so.

That is cap, really? That's super cap. Okay, well. All them have those tattoos. Maybe like racist, but not like a, you know there's like some like punk skinhead type people who are that is their thing like that they're about spreading nazism whatever i never ran into that but that was always boston's thing too is that there was always this folklore legend that the hardcore crews in boston ran the nazis out of the scene and shit i used to watch like uh like uh the fsu documentary on national geographic yes that shit's fired that was but it's crazy too i was a kid

watching that too i was like damn these things are tight because years later they came out to be racist too well like basically a lot of the hardcore gangs ended up sort of affiliating themselves with like motorcycle gangs right? A lot of the motorcycle gangs are like full on Nazi type shit so then like I remember years later there were photos of certain people from certain crews

and they'd be like just hanging out with a motherfucker who like has a literal swastika on his fucking motorcycle jacket and it's like wasn't this anti-racist thing but like at the end of the day like on the East Coast the motorcycle gangs are the toughest dudes. And realistically probably

here in a lot of respects as well like They're just, they're organized. You cannot fuck with them. You cannot disrespect them. They will fucking do what they need to do to you. I mean, I don't know. Shit crazy, bro. You're pointing to him like he should join a motorcycle game.

Oh, yeah, let's all vague. You know what I was, oh, we don't have to shout him out today. You know what I will shout out though? These good unreleased FTP, Le Chi sneaks. Shout out to motherfucking Zach. Shout out to FTP. Shout to Zach coming through. Yes.

sir. I got the cooler ones. He has both. I only got one pair. Can you just speak with your mouth and say that you want? I don't want people who are listening to this on Spotify or SoundCloud. To know that you're a Nick fiend? No, to just, I don't want to interrupt the conversation with, give me that. You fiend for the Nick.

I mean, I'm going to be honest. I'm probably hype beasties and, like, not skate them and not wear them. When FTPs are usually like the best shoes for riding bikes that I ever get. They said, why wear Leukeyes if you're not going to skate pussy? Because you know why? Because it's called drip. Yeah, it's called drip.

Exactly. These are the 10th. You want me to skate the 10 year anniversary? You want me to skate? You want me to skate the 10 year anniversary of FTPs? You all got drip facts? I'll skate those ones, actually. Whenever I skit it, we're some regular ads of vans.

Not skate, ride bikes. I ride bikes. You know, I'm about to get stem cells shot into my arm, so I might have a little trip report about what that's like soon. What? Wait, what do you mean? Why? Well, basically, I've been dealing with tendonitis,

which is like inflammation of, like the muscle that is like the connection between your elbow and your forearm and shit. So I've like, I got it back in like 2012. My arm is healed, but it's still like, it just hasn't like fully healed. Like the muscle basically like heals, but then it still hurts and just is not nearly as strong. And I basically found out that stem cells are considered like a really, really good way to deal with this. Like, and what happened is like two, three months ago. Eating aborted feces.

That is. Feces. Do you just have arthritis? It comes from umbilical cords and like fallopian tubes. shit I think. You're gonna get what's it called your your child's umbellical cord and just eat it I actually probably could if I wanted to wait five months but no it's gonna presumably be coming I don't know this they just have stem cells like whatever okay the fuck they do it do you I remember the nigger who like played Superman or something

and then he ended up being in the wheelchair no not the actual actor fuck Christopher Reeves Christopher Reeves do you ever see that South Park episode he was like eating the the boarded fetuses was he Yeah. That's about to be you. Can you drink your... The placebo? Yes.

I remember Kim Kardashian. The placenta. The placebo is what's in the birth control. Placebo effect. No, but okay. Let me say this. The other day I had to go get an MRI in Beverly Hills, right? Just fucking scan the muscle area because they need to be able to prove that it's fucked up

before they shoot the stem cells into it or whatever. So when you get an MRI, basically they put you into this really tight tube. That shit's really weird. And they have to do it for each form. So it's like 15 minutes. It's inside this fucking tube with you have ear plugs in because it's so fucking loud and then by the end they have like basically like a photo or Evidence of whatever the fuck's going on with your muscle and then like after I get down From being in the thing I get like a fucking lightheaded

But I'm I get lightheaded as I'm walking from the MRI machine to the fucking front desk and as I'm walking to the front desk After I left the lobby there's all of a sudden these two cool looking black women who are wearing like cool outfits and have tats tats and I'm fucking lightheaded and like I almost fall over onto them as I'm walking out it would have been absolutely the most embarrassing fucking thing in my entire life but somehow I like regained my composure and did not fall onto them and they're cool tats so so you were off to park I was off the lightheadedness I thought you're gonna say a completely indifference right I thought you're gonna faint all over these people that would have been fire if I had fallen on they would have these cool outfits yeah what do you remember exactly it was just like you know

in that moment it struck me A cool woman with cool tattoos. They look cool. They were like fashion. They were like fashion over partners with like fake butts. Oh no. And hella tattoos. They looked more like dangerous.

Like a little bit more like. I don't know. They weren't like flexing their sexiness. They were like, here we go. They were ready for racially profiling. And he mentioned that they're in Beverly Hill. So he was super looking at them. He was like, ah.

I was like collapsing like midway through passing out. Do you ever get this where you're like sitting down for like a long period time and you get up really fast? And you're like, ugh. Well, I have a lot of experiences with MRIs because when I was a kid, I would get really weird migraines. And my nose would bleed out of nowhere when I was like way too. I used to get a lot of nosebleeds too. When I was like very young. So they thought it was something wrong with me for a long time.

And the migraines just stopped? I mean, they still come and go now, but like my nose doesn't bleed randomly. Like that's why. You're checking your brain? Yeah, that's why I always was weirded out when people like did hell of coke in their nose of bleed. And like I feel like I've done more coke than a lot of people. You never have problems in there? Never, really.

Do you have a deviated septum? Probably not. I probably like, I probably stopped before it got. How much coke do you have to do to get a deviated septum? Like, okay, look, anytime I ever felt like I really was about to OD or like I was about to have a heart problem or something. Like any time? Like it just happens so many times.

Yeah, I swear to God, bro. What? I felt like I was going to die off doing drugs multiple, multiple times. Like, where I was laying in bread, like praying like, God, please if, like, if you get me through this i'll never do this shit again for me and then what happens one week later i mean i haven't i haven't done anything in like almost like a month now but i think i've been there where you like you did so much coke and you're sort of like just laying a bed and you're like wow like the way my heart feels right now but this is not be good yeah this is like purgatory because it's like you're not sleeping

purgatory make that shirt super what purgatory jersey pergatory pergatory not not but um yeah Is that a drip fact? Not drip facts. No, but honestly, like, I kind of, like, I know it leads room for judgment and all that shit, but I like opening up and, like, telling stories like that because a lot of people really think that shit is, like, all funny games and it's all cool and shit. And it's like, bro, I literally felt like I was going to die off of the perk before and all that shit. And it's like, bro, you don't want to go down that path, man.

So, you know. Drugs are bad. Pills are bad. I think people think that when we talk about shit like that on here, we open up about it, it's like we're glorifying. it and I think it's the exact opposite. I think we're more of warning kids that they don't want to do this.

I'm going to be honest with the world out there. If you want to be successful and even if by successful you just mean like having a good job and a family or a girlfriend or whatever, that is hard. Like in our world today, that is a challenge to be able to even just accomplish

like having a decent life. Being on drugs or having like a drug issue that you're dealing with is going to make that task like 10 times fucking harder. So it's like any kind of substance abuse is like the best. best advice, believe it or not, the best advice that anybody can give you is basically like

don't fuck around with drugs or getting super into drinking or, you know, like I feel like I can handle my weed, but there's definitely plenty of people that probably can't. Yeah, and then once someone does get addicted, trying to get off of it is like... Such a bitch. It's so much easier to get into it than try to get out

of it. Yeah. Not worth it. I have friends who so much potential. Like a lot of people that I can think of who had so much potential that just either died or fucking just, I just washed. You know what was a crazy story I had never heard of until the homie juice told me recently about this guy, Lynn Baist, the basketball player.

What was the story with him? I forget that he got drafted to the NBA and like the night he had never, he didn't drink and do drugs, whatever. The night he got drafted, they went out party. He said, fuck it and like did some Coke and fucking had a heart attack and died. So crazy. First time ever doing it. My dad used to.

to always talk about him. Literally the day he got drafted into the NBA. But I'm gonna be really to do is like I feel like some people like when you say that you never have problem in your nose, I know people who like did Coke

for like a year and had such fucked up issues with their nose that they basically had to stop. I've known people who like smoked for a couple years and ended up getting like crazy like lung and throat issues. Like some people like Len bias,

I don't know, maybe just did way too much coke or whatever but I was guessing. He just did not have the fucking heart to handle that. I know some dudes who are still like do Coke every night they're fucking 50 something

years old. Like BMX dudes. I can't wrap my head around what it would be like to just do Coke for 20 years right now. I don't think there's any way that I would survive. But they're rocking.

The fact that I am about to be 26 and I'm like, nika, I've been doing coke since I was like, I first did Coke at like 18 I want to say, you know? And I'm like, bro, that's when I was like, yo.

What was your first line like? I was okay Tell us about the line We were cool We were cool with the plug So it was like My homies had this older Homi who was the plug

And we were just like sitting in the car And they were all doing it And like by this time It was like a slow thing Where it was like We found out the one homie was doing it And like everybody was like Oh what the fuck

And then we found out the other homie He was doing it And then it was like Next thing I know everyone I was hanging out with Had done it or like It was like yo like it's fire You should try it And like they all like

It's fire You should try it No, I swear to God. But you're young, you're like, all right. It was like, it literally was to the point to where it was like, I was scared to do it. And I think I put it on my gums the first couple of times. And when I was really, when I was. That one time many years before I actually did it.

That's what I'm saying. And I was really drunk too. And I was like, whoa, like being drunk and being like 16, like, whoa, like my mouth is numb. What the fuck is this? So I didn't actually like do it until after that. And then I remember I didn't know you had to, and you had to excel before you take the line. and I just blew all the coke away. Oh, you were that guy?

But they, I mean, like I said, the plug was the one who was supplying it to us. He didn't really care. It's really crazy when I think about living downtown, and, like, there were girls I would hang out with who, when I think back on it now, they were just blatant Xanax abusers. And I would never be able to hang out with somebody

who was like that now. But back then, like, this was just normal girls I was kicking it with, and they were off bars every day, like crazy. And it didn't really, it hadn't fully locked. Like there was a girl that I basically like dated for a couple months

and when I think back on it now I'm like oh she was a meth head like she was doing meth that whole time and I didn't know because I just wasn't in tune it was a couple girls that I knew I liked that back then yeah now I feel like I couldn't get

I feel like I couldn't get tricked into thinking that somebody was like not off drugs when they were because I just kind of know what all the drugs are like yeah that's fact yeah especially when they're not sleeping for like three weeks

yeah you just think oh this guy's got quite the work They're just laying there with their eyes open. I can't believe that it's 2020 and I know bitches that still are on and shit like that. You know, still fucking taking Zanz every day. Wow. You know what's funny is that if you look through girls' Instagrams, like L.A. party girls, you'll see some of them with balloons.

You're like, oh, she's a nitrous head. Oh, God. Okay. I don't know if that means you're a head because you took a little picture with a balloon. But listen, if you can't even not have it in your hand for like a couple of different photos, then there's a pretty high chance that you, you off the gnaw. Or you could just be young douging it. Like, you know, you're trying to like flex it.

It's like funny. I wonder how much Nijez those guys are doing too. I mean, I kind of have an idea. I wonder how much you have to do to really like really get in trouble though. Well, see,

that's what I'm saying. It's like everyone's body is so different. It's like, niggie, like this girl who does not do this at all the last time that I was like hitting the whippids, I was like doing it just straight from the canister

and she was like, you know you can like freeze your lungs like that. That is true. Yeah. And I was like, damn, you're right, but like,

but that's why they use the balloon or actually though like but the canister I think is is fine like that's what it's doing is it's cracking the cartridge yeah exactly yeah there's or no because then you're still supposed to put in a balloon I think yeah because like you put the cartridge in you twist it and then you want to release it into a balloon to be honest like I was just doing it straight from the mouth I always do yeah I mean during my time at the YSL mansion it was they were just doing straight from the mouth straight out the canister yeah I wonder how many

fucking canisters they have just laying around that girl was telling you about the girl's telling you about earlier she was she dropped the number and I was like whoa they did that many that's a lot I think I know who you're talking about yeah yeah you do actually next level shit um can I say you guys something I'm pretty sure I can't grow is the funniest person of all the pause but I consumed an entire season of 90 day fiancee you just gone into that since the last time I saw you guys I watched an entire season which season did you watch the most reason one with the no net guy no now we're watching that one but that guy's crazy that season is that one I need to The most recent one, season five or six.

But that's 90 days, 90 day fiancé before the 90 days. So it's like in preparation. There's a lot of them. We watched the most recent season on Bulu Ups 90 day fiancee. So like the most notable characteristics is like there's this really fat white girl named Nicole and she's dating this Muslim guy from Morocco named Azzan. I love that. And it is, I mean, it's unbelievable. At first I felt so bad for her because he's like telling her she needs to lose weight.

He's telling her she's lazy and that she's just like. They called you doapsick 22. I wish I was dope sick. But then like... He was calling her fat and lazy. And lazy and telling her she needs to go to the gym and that she eats bad and stuff. But then as you get to know her, you start to realize like, whoa, this guy's right. Like she really is.

Fucked. Like she needs to do something with herself. So she's never worked out. She only eats fast food. She's very large, to be totally honest. What do you mean by only eats fast food, though? She didn't eat anything else. She's like at the market in his country of Mara.

or whatever and she's just never like the idea of like buying like a chicken and not from like Walmart or McDonald's is like mind blowing to her it's pretty fucking wild I don't think I've watched that season there's a lot of great characters on the season it was really it was incredible

I want you to watch the season with a fucking Mohammed I keep hearing about Mohammed what season is that such a fucking prick I hate him I'm trying to find the one with the Jamaican dude and like the white girl I know the Jamaican guy is a rapper in Jamaica soja boy no no no

No, soja boy is in Nigeria on this new season. What do you mean, Soja boy? S-O-J-A. Right. Apparently nobody told this guy that there is a inner, like, but bro, Soja Boy is literally dating like a woman who is probably 58 years old. Like, a lame-ass white lady.

He's probably like mid, late 20s. That's super fire. And she keeps calling him a celebrity because he has 20,000 followers on Instagram. I think I watched that one now. Relatable. She gets so mad at him just because he has comments on his photos from fans. She's like his fans and rah-rah-rah. She's so mad.

And she's like clicking on all their profiles and checking out Yes. Yep. She's like basing her whole life around it and she's so convinced that this but I still I've only like two episodes into the season I cannot wrap my head around what the fuck this guy is doing with this girl it is mind-blowing. He's getting the check from her what do you mean? They're getting the visa.

He's getting the visa, he's getting the check. I don't know that he's really trying to move to America because he's trying to have her move over there? I don't know. It's because he's living it up and I He's a celebrity in Nigeria. He is. And it doesn't really, I don't know. I'm not that deep in yet, so I don't really know his true motivation and shit.

But like, the other one is going to come out. I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop going into full detail. But there's another one. There's this like 40-something-year-old lady named Molly, this fat white lady. And she basically goes on vacation to the Dominican Republic. I saw it. I think I saw that.

Some random guy named Luis just calls her beautiful. Boom. They're fucking dating. She's got kids. And she has one daughter that's like 17 or 18. And the daughter is shitting on him so hard. Like basically just. pointing out how ridiculous this is that her mom's dating this guy.

And he is such a fucking jabroney. Like, it's just... Gebrony. He's just so funny. And, like, at one point, he clearly wants to break up with her. So he accuses her of being a Satanist. And, like, he's, he's... There's one line.

He goes, why you got a lot of Buddha? That's what he says. Like, why you got Buddha all over your house? He goes, why you got a lot of Buddha? And it's like, me and Lena literally, like, she keeps falling asleep early, to be honest. So, like, go and shame her in her comments were falling asleep early during the fiancé. But, but... It's just like, it's amazing.

I'm having so much fun. Honestly, it's a great show. I like all the different fucking versions to the before the 90 days, after the 90 days, all of them are fucking insane. The transition of Adam as a person is really hilarious to me. I know,

he's like a good dad now. Yeah, you're like fucking. Watching 99thian fiance makes me a good dad. It's just like you would have never, you would never like, Adam three years ago is not watching 90 day fiance. I think the next step is you're going to be listening to like R&B like soft music.

The shit that you like. If you start listening to. to like Brent fires, I'm going to fucking flip my shit. I've never even heard of it. Give it like two is shears. I got too many hoes. You know, once I have to start like having a different playlist that I can listen to in front of my daughter,

that's gonna be weird. You gotta you gotta get on that. One of our friends plays AK Bandamont around their baby. Let's, who? Who? I'll tell you later. See what? That's fire.

In my mind, I know so many like, like I see Blueface with this kid on fucking Instagram. You need to take. smoking blunts around his kid. He's fucking playing whatever music he wants and stuff. I know Lennon is never going to let anything even close to that app.

It's just like, I don't know. At 200 levels of parents, I kind of want to be Rico reckless. Bro, listen. You're not smoking a boy around your baby. You need to take the headphones and just put Rio to put Rio to Young O'G just on repeat.

I'm tired of beat on house arrest I cut my leg off. Yo, he's the best I swear to God, he's the best rapper of all time. Me and Blasey figured out it's like a pyramid scheme of like peep rappers that buy features from Rio to Young O.G. And when they upload the video, it says Rio the Young O.G. featuring this artist. And it automatically boom gets 100,000 views, 800,000 views.

You know, like, it's nasty-ass white boys. No, niggins. None of them are white. They're all other, the hood artists. I've seen a lot of white boys doing that throughout my years and they'll make it like so-and-so featuring. No, but it's like, it's like it's a real pandemic where it's like it's so many artists that I've got put it on to just by listening to a random Rio song. I feel like I'm only listening to Rio G from that Draco album. So I feel like you need to like give me like a list of 10 songs.

Bro, I will send you like fucking hours worth of the most vulgar rap you can ever put your head around. I'm ready. I'm right. Because my thing is like doing that yak, yeah, yeah, gotty interview today and stuff. And you know how I'm supposed to do today is that got rumor? RMR, the dude had the Rascal Flats type cover with all the masks and the

guns in the video and everything? I guess he didn't feel good today, but we're supposed to do that today. He's in LL.A. You know what I'm talking about, right? No, but shout out to RMC, Mike, too. You so know what I'm talking about. It was like a country style song that went viral and they all have masks and guns and shit. Shout out Babyface Ray, shout out Vs. You don't know what I'm talking about? No, I'll just shout out all my favorite rappers. He's very good, actually. His voice is amazing.

But, like, I feel like I'm finally like getting back into like being hyped on doing interviews again because like honestly the zoom interviews suck like i i had some that did real well and like granted like the young book interview was over zoom and everything but it's just like it's a different feeling i don't yeah i don't really get that much satisfaction out of it there's something about actually like being in that space like i felt like that yeah goddy conversation we talked for an hour and he's like brand new artist and it was just like i don't know i get so much more like in the zone in real life you know i want to see the the rmr one i was wondering what he's what he's up to because i thought he was just gonna go

like, who, after that video. He fell back a little and like, he has a record with a, he has a song dealer that's really good and then he has Future and Little Baby on the remix of that song. And overall, I think that the, the EP that he just, or I guess it's eight songs or something that he put out is, it's pretty good, but it's not a lot of new stuff. It's a lot. Because like half the songs have already been online, I think. Anyway.

On Stockdale, at the gas station fin to buy some chips, I shot a nigga in the store because he was trying to steal. You know what I was thinking about? It didn't sound like really rhyme that good. But he made it rhyme way better. I believe. Who was that real? That was all Rio.

I got to do it a deep dodge. Just go on YouTube. I thought you were going to do an interview with him. I'm down. What happened to that? Yeah, I got to get more deeper into it. But you got to, if you're going to do that, you got to be RMC Mike. It got to be him.

It got to be like. My Detroit Pass is not fully stamped right now. Are him in A.K. Bandamont still. Oh, sure. Yeah. But that's a big thing too is that. No, they're like beefing. Who?

Was it him? I don't think so. You don't know. Leave street stuff to us. Kim. Us tough guys on this side of the table. You concern yourself with whatever. Tough guy?

Yeah. Very tough. We beef over here. We have guns. Where? And we beef. I don't see any. That's how serious I am about not bringing it out is that I never show you.

Exactly. Until this time. What she thinks in that backpack? Until the bazook. I think a fucking. I think a condama, a blunt and a fucking laptop. I don't even smoke blunts anymore. But you are right.

Okay. You know what I've been wondering about? At what age? Where's Travis Scott? Where is he? Yeah, what's he been doing? He was in the Navv video. Yeah, but like, has he come forward about anything or like spoke up about?

He did. He put out a statement at one point because, like, people were getting on his ass about Black Lives Matter and all that. Oh. He, uh, because he was silent for, like, a long time, like a week or some shit. And then, like, he did put out a statement, which was, you know, at a certain point, it just became like, if you didn't put out a statement, you just looked weird as fucked. Yeah, it was crazy. On the way here, I was watching.

I first watched the bigger... There's a lot of people that didn't say anything. There's a lot of black artists that didn't say anything. I watched The Bigger Picture. I watch YGFTP. I watched... Shout out Carrie Yuki. He made the video.

He made the... Or he shot it and edited it. I don't know how much of it is shot, but he definitely... I think he directed it. Or actually, I don't even know if he edited it. I don't know exactly what he did, but he did something. I know he has something to do it. The video was great.

I loved it. I loved how it looked visually. And I thought it was great. That's a crazy look. Then I went... T.J. X6's Black Lives Matter. TJ X-6 made the hardest Wow

Wow I don't even know that I didn't actually hear It's so fire On the like 808 Mafia beat I would like oh should I do the thing Where I get down on my knee and I like bow to you Like yes Because I haven't heard it No I think you have to like wash his feet

Honestly I don't want to know what the fuck's going on down there What do you mean? I got brand new FTPs on That's what's going on down here Underneath I bet you got bunions Calasas Nick corn's feet are nice You want to see him Yes man look at your fucking

You got fly shoes in a year. That's how nice. That's not nice. I want to lick them. Don't show them. Hold your sock up like a rag. These are my cholo socks.

Those are not regular. Like those are too big. They're too long. They're too loose. Yeah. You don't need that. Are they knee high socks? Yeah.

I mean, damn. They're over his knee. No, they're just like. They're just comfortable. No, you know why? You know why? Because these FTPs are a little big, so I had to get some thicker socks. Oh, my God.

I saw a viral clip of a kid playing basketball in the hooders of shit. And he got some, like, side. Like the street. They just are like fucking 10 sizes too big. And the fucking snoutjack caption says like he fucking, you know he looted those or some shit. Oh, I've seen so many, like they've made like offer up like memes of like niggas being like, did you get these from Riff L.A.?

And someone like maybe. Like that's just so funny. It's not funny, but it's funny. I'm sorry. That's all the looters. Anybody want to go looting tonight? Let me know. I'll be out in about.

Okay. Bungin 22. I don't think I've ever seen a bunion. My mom, I'm pretty sure I had like surgery on her foot. Hey, guess whose birthday is today? Phil.

Take A. Take A. Turn 20. 20 years old, man. Not going to be out for probably 25 years. Jeez. 20 years, something along those lines. Sad story, bro.

It's like, I don't, like, I'm very indifferent about the situation. Most successful rapper of all times who have never performed a lot. Never performed, like, that's like the most successful song to have never been performed live. Yeah. I think. I read that.

It's pretty crazy. I believe it. Huh? Tupac's birthday, too. I'm a Tupac fanatic, man. I still listen to Tupac. What if Tupac was reincarnated as Taked? What if, he might have been.

We don't know. I don't think so. I mean, there wouldn't be able to tell. I mean, his raps are honestly on some next level shit. If reincarnation was real. and you were the reincarnated version of something else, then I don't think you ever get to find out. Also, I don't believe a reincarnation, obviously, but...

Who were you in your past life? A dead dog. A dead dog. Well, it died, and then I get reincarnated as me. What kind of dog were you like a... No, actually, I was a white cat. You're like a straggly, like... Like coyote.

Like skid row dog, yeah. At night in my neighborhood, I hear coyotes just partying. Just all over the fucking place, too. Coyote kickback They killed my Pomeranian When I was younger Yeah they kill everybody They kill Logan Paul's dog

That's why we don't let my cat outside It's because we're all scared to death Of the coyotes Nick I would be scared of them At that point then I'm like getting my car I'm getting my back of the other day And I just fucking

I'm like getting my backpack out of the trunk And it's just a fucking pack And they're just trod down the street Together like the biggest Strongest craziest looking dogs You ever seen And I'm just like frozen Like please don't tear me to pieces

Please What would you have done jumped in your trunk of your car and closed it? My bike's in there, so I would have been... Oh, you would have been fucked. I wouldn't really work, but, man, that would have been fucking funny. What would you have done? Like, jumped on top of your car.

Like, how do you get away? How do you get away from that? I don't know. You have to have a plan, right? Running into the car is a good idea that I don't think would have occurred to me. You would have had to tell you, jump in the trunk. Jump in the trunk or the top of the car sounds good. Top of the car makes a lot of sense.

They're not getting up that tall, though. Yeah, but... Maybe you need to look up, like, tactics to fight coyotes. Because I know, like, with bears. But they're not going to fight me. Or like attack you. I don't know. But they're probably not going to do that, right?

Probably. We don't know though. Niggins still a chance. Because I know with bears, you have to actually like fight back and then they get scared and run away from you. He'll know. I'm not fighting a bear. But you can't run away.

If you run away from a bear, a bear will chase you and eat you. Man. Yeah, right. I'm taking that chance of. I looked it up before I went to big bear. Bears can climb faster than they can run. Wow. You can climb trees?

Yeah. They're so big. That's a Dwight Shrew, shrew, true quote for the record but yeah no they can they can climb faster than they can run according to do i truth i'm pretty sure they can run incredibly fast as well i was i saw a clip the other day on instagram which is basically apparently what we do now is we just like recite things that we saw on instagram but basically i love that i love that segment the guy's just like right right down the

street there's like a bear and he's like fucking with his cubs his cubs are trying to climb up on this little patch or whatever and he's just driving by slow filming it and the bear just whoosh just comes right for him like no baby completely just just cracks the fucking third wall in half. On my way here, I have to pass by the LA Zoo and they have a big sign being like, L.A. Zoo closed. And every time I pass by, I'm like,

dude, what happened in Chicago? What? Because they were, they, like, looted the zoo and, like, they had hippopotamus running the street. Is that real? I don't think that actually was real. I don't think that was really. I'm pretty sure it came out by the next day that that didn't actually have. And we would have seen photos of a hippo on the streets.

I was wondering. That's a fendi. That's a fendi. No, the thing about the fact that last night, it comes out that three NYC cops claimed that they were hospitalized because they ate Shake shack and their food had been poisoned. Intentionally. And then by the morning it comes out that actually no, maybe apparently they had used the, when they were cleaning the machine,

they used bleach to clean it and not all the bleach was removed from the machine. I don't know. It kind of sounds like bullshit. That sounds really scary. But yeah, that, yeah. If it is true. But then the cops said too that they allegedly got a pizza and that the pizza had broken glass all over it. super fire. Keep doing that guy. I don't want to taste that bad. Yo, keep

doing. Whoever's poisoning the cops on purpose, please keep doing it. I would like to take a moment to say, I do not agree with that. No, temper as a platform, does not agree that you should murder police officers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I'd retract that statement for legal reasons. The mental image of eating a glass pizza? You buy it in and your blood,

my mom bought some, like, frozen chicken fajitas, like, pretty not that long ago. You just, like, you know, you put this, uh, fiatia. shit in the skillet and there was a big ice piece of glass and like the steak. No fucking way. One million percent. It feels like she could fucking sue or like you know what I said though the for like I'm very like I'll shut shit down really fast because I thought about it I'm like they're

gonna just say that it's a lot like you're an older black woman they're gonna just act like that we just made this up so how the fuck could you prove it and you're not gonna be able to sue them by just taking a picture of it being like look how look at the danger you put me in They're just going to act like it's alive, bro. Yeah, I mean, how the fuck are you going to, like, prove it really, you know? I guess every single time you open a bag of food, you have to film it. Because one time me and my girl back in the day went to a vegan restaurant, she's eating her food.

All of a sudden, she finds a big fucking nail like this long in her food, which is pretty unbelievable to me. We get the food for free, like 50 bucks saved. I'm like, man, you should have ate it and we should have sued. You want her to eat a nail? She would have died, probably. She would have not died. You don't think eating a nail.

You might die? You might shit it out and like have some some trouble shitting it out. How big was a nail? Like that? She would have shit it out. What is it like your calling? Colin. Colin Kaepernick.

I don't know, man. I feel like, tear your, a nail. It could do well cons or stuff. Maybe you're lucky and it doesn't. But I feel like I put way more dangerous things in my body besides a nail. Yeah,

like dicks in your ass. Pause. Pause. I think I might really make the Brian Pumper video this week. I swear to guy. I'm going to. make the Brian Pumper video. I'm going to give you I'm going to bring you the chain.

I'm going to do this. I didn't have a good reason to chill on the Brian Pumper video. I didn't feel like the climate was right for the Brian Pumper video for a moment there. I mean, Brian Pumper is Black Excellence no matter how you slice it. That probably would have motivated everyone to be honest. It would have really like, I mean they're going to teach Brian Pumper

in the history books one day. And my video will be a big part of what they are teaching, I believe. But yeah, I didn't think the country was really in the mood for it for a while. I mean, you had so much time to build Honestly, if you don't find the chain, if you don't find the chain and bring it to me, that is anti-black at this point, especially right now. It is not enough to just not be house phone. You have to be anti-house phone. Wait, no, it's not.

Yo, you're just completely anti-black. I can't find it. Like, I fucking, it's got to be somewhere. You're not putting in the effort. I moved two times. You not putting it in the effort is anti-black. I stand by that. Honestly.

Someone said that to me. I think he knows exactly where it is. I wish I did. love to give it to you. I would love you walking around wearing that. I don't wear it. If it is in my house, I don't know where it is. Someone tagged me earlier and was like, tell Adam 22 he needs to give you that chain. We're sick of seeing him beg for it. I'm like, relax. I'm not begging for it. I think he's just not giving it to you because he knows the second you get it. You're going to get it melted down and have like a house phone instead.

That would be pretty brazy. That would be braced. I was honestly just going to wear it because you know why? Because my new watch that I'm getting is white gold and I need something white gold instead of the yellow goat, so it would have been perfect. Two watches because I'm in two different time zones. Rio wears one bus down and then one plane. One what Apple Watch? No, I'm trying to play.

Joking. The king of Flint. I respect that. Damn, he even Flint, huh? So he's drinking mud and drinking mud water. Relax. You are. They do.

It's a real issue. You're crazy. Lil Yadi said, they bitch thirsty. She need more water than folks in Flint. Ooh, raising awareness right there. That's pretty good. It's facts.

Man, I'm not going to lie. There's like a person that I had beef with back in the day. Name drop it. I'm not naming it up in it. You make me name drop everything. You guys don't even know this person is. And also, I don't like explicitly have beef with them now. But I heard that they were at a protest on their bike

and that a couple of black dudes beat the shit out of them. Is it Adam Augie? Is it Connor? No. Is it Conner Trip? No. I don't even like have anything against this person technically or whatever. I don't want to make it a thing, but he was like riding around on his bike, like making a vlog or whatever during.

You beat the fuck out of it. I heard he got beat up and they took his bike. And it's not that I wanted him to get his bike took and it's just kind of like a humorous scenario. I mean, hey, like the looters that got a bike right there. That's pretty funny. It's just like it. Laura doesn't think this is funny? It's funny.

I can't read your facial expression. You have a mask on. I know. That's the best part about having a mask. Also, Laura has not said one word like out loud. and I haven't seen her in so long as it makes me feel like she's not here. Maybe you should just have a conversation with her, which is what I do every time I see her. When's the last time you've seen her?

I saw her like a bunch of days last week when I came here to do the news. Oh, right, right. Oh. And no jump her news. Well, I miss Laura. I wanted to come give her a big hug, but you know, COVID is, I think, still a thing. Laura, Laura's in the gym. Laura's fucking asking me for food tips and stuff.

Yeah. She's in the zone. Her outfits looks really good. This year we're going to see a whole new Laura. Honestly, Laura is doing it. Not that we need a whole new Laura, but. I like Laura the way she, I love Laura the way she is, and I'm all about supporting Laura in all of her endeavors. Laura is on a request to just be a better Laura, by the way.

Laura, you know, I'm on a juice cleanse now. I just started a juice cleanse. Oh, be careful. Your shits are going to be very liquidy. Oh, I love a nice red beach shit. I'm down with that. No. I went to a restaurant.

I want to admit something, though, is that, you know, I'm always rapping in my head. Like, whenever I see a word, I'm, like, thinking about what rhymes with that word. Same, actually. And one of the only words in Spanish that I know is basura, because I always see it on my fucking trash can. Every time I take out the trash. And I kind of like in my head, I kind of rhyme bassoora and Laura. No.

But I'm trying to stay away from that. Okay. I only know the word basura from this YouTuber that I cannot remember his name, but he kind of looks like me. He's black. Academics? No, he's black and he does like a sneaker review. So he'll be like, this is total basura.

What's his? name was it somebody in the comments knows what I'm talking about franolations no it's not fairnolations do you consider franolations a person in color uh for sure he's in the

in the zone on the spectrum right yeah fact i consider him dope I fuck with franulations i'll fuck with fran oh bull t rc bullet bullet bullet bullet bullet bullet bullet bull t rc hey bro somebody plugged me with him

yo speaking of uh shot out people and then them hitting them hitting me up I asked you this last week you didn't know Do you know who Watts Tommy Kwan is? He's like Instagram comedian He shouted you guys out We shot him out me and AD shot him out And I was okay right

Because I heard you guys talking about him And I literally wrote it in my phone Bro, literally so funny right But look I'm not sure so I'm working on this Top Secret Side project That I'm not supposed to talk about And he was one of the people

That I thought of was like yo I should try to hit him up to like do something for this project and as soon as I thought about it he literally DME was like yo I saw you shout me out on the pot I was like dude this is crazy I was like I didn't right back I was like bro I was literally just

about to DM you that's crazy wow yeah so shout out to manifestation speaking into existence I'm a drusky guy personally bro Drewskiy I don't know that that guy should we did I never tell twin he could not be any fucking funnier

like he is so good at a person of so many people that we know. The Kyle shit too is super funny when he does like the like the yeah man he fucking sucks dude dude he's so funny. How do you feel about him being a advocate for a V-lone

being a V-lone model? Listen this is the whole thing with the Voluminati I understand the allure of being a V-lone soldier you know especially if you are getting it for free and it's like

he's probably bro think about the random like you know Abercrombie wearing niggas that he's around like he's flexing with that you know and he's getting it for free I love how he's went his friends wear Abercrombie I'm just saying like he's probably like like most of the niggins that's getting these V-loan packs sent to their crib for free it's like bro like that's like such a that's such a flex and like you know

like oh bari sent it to me personally like you know I wish I got that if I could have just got the Nav collab I mean Go on ground Yeah I'm saying get the reset Resale This is you're acting like this is like new information That you could buy things on grail

You know I just realized that I didn't even talk to you guys about Because I haven't seen you since then Is that I went to fucking Utah I went glamping I forgot about that I went glamping too You did in Utah Big Bear

Wait the same weekend No Were you guys together Similar-ish Were you guys? You guys glamped together No No no

You guys held hands I was with vegan no and his girl I love vegan and I love Ruby We love Ruby so much We went hiking. We went fucking mountain biking. Look at you. Lina was doing all that pregnant.

Fucking dad 22. Yeah, we were doing all that shit. You know what honestly kind of fucked it up though? Is that there was so many gnats outside. And it was only in the area of where we were staying. But like everywhere we were going hiking and stuff, we weren't having this crazy bug problem.

But like I tried to film a condomin trick outside for like five minutes. And I had to stop because it was like I couldn't even get through the fucking trick without having to go like this because there's some of nats on my face. Oh, that's gross. And then like Lennon would walk outside, look at my hat and they'll just be crawling and gnats. Like they were everywhere. And also the first night, it was so windy that it was like the fucking, the sheets on the outside of the fucking glamping tent were like sonic boom. Like it was so windy and it was so loud and it didn't really personally bother me, but nobody else could sleep.

I apologize, but that sounds kind of like what you deserved? No. What are you saying? It just sounds horrible. Why did you apologize for you? I don't want to like shit on your fucking glampification. No, it definitely wasn't like probably as great as Lena thought that it might be. But she was definitely happy to be able to go on a trip because she wanted to travel a lot before the baby popped out.

She wanted to like get a bunch of. So you guys slept in like a tent thing? Well, it's like it's basically like a hotel room, but it's like in a tent. But there's no electricity. They leave you a fucking iPhone charge your bank thing so you can charge your phone and shit. That's horrible. I'm sorry. We rented a- You can charge your phone.

I drove nine hours. You go to eight, seven hours? Yeah, we drove there. because you can fly to Vegas and then rent a car and drive there, but you're like, it's going to take even longer. Yeah. So you basically just drive like six, seven hours straight there. Did you and vegan smoke weed the whole time?

We actually didn't. We both had actually weed pens, so we like didn't even feel they need to stop and smoke splits and stuff. We were going to, but then when we'd stop there would always be like weird like cops and shit and we'd be like freaked out and not want to smoke there and stuff. You can smoke anywhere. Weed is legal in all it's 50 states. That actually is a really good point, but it's still. I just completely made that up.

In Vegas, I'm pretty sure you can just smoke weed, right? And I'm pretty sure we were in Nevada when we got spooked by the cops and didn't smoke. I'm sure they have like dispensaries on the strip now. Yeah, we were smoking like just on the on Fremont. Damn, that is such an example of me just like being so used to weed being illegal that I like just assumed that it was. Oh, I forgot. I went to Vegas for literally one night and then came right back. I heard just tell that story.

That was it. Next time tried my glamper. It's getaway house. Was it? Yeah. Did they have electricity? Mm-hmm. There was everything full, hot shower, beds.

The shower. Wait, yours didn't have showers? It did have a hot shower, but it was kind of like, you know, log cabin type shit. Was it like community shower? No. But also it was kind of weird because it was like. I love a good community shower. There wasn't that many people around because of COVID and shit, I think.

Like people just weren't really like out like they would normally maybe be. Don't you love a good community shower? No. Where? Like in jail or the boys club? The locker. at the fucking gym. I've never showered in front of a bunch of other dudes

at the gym. They made a shower in high school after we had swim. Doesn't that seem like a beast? Seeing a whole bunch of wrinkly old Asian balls at the spa was always weird. Think about how fucked up that is. Oh, hey, you're an 11-year-old boy. You feel awkward about your body.

You kind of feel weird about all your friends who probably are taller than you or they have maybe a bigger dig than you. Here, you all have to get naked in this room and shower together. And could anything be more awkward than that? No. I mean, I don't know about your school. My school, they said, like, we didn't have to do that. You don't have to take off your bathing suit. So a lot of people wore their

bathing suit and, like, just kind of washed up. I think in seventh grade through ninth grade or something, that there was like a locker room situation. But I don't really remember ever having to, like, be fully, like, penis out in front of all my peers. And it was fun. Even when I played football, too, like, I don't think I did that. For literally ninth grade and I kick off the team because I got into a fight with like four of my teammates. No, it was fucked up because when we had to do swim like I was like 15 16 at that point and like they made you put your head into the water because like all the girls didn't want to fuck up their hair and makeup and they're like no you have to or you're going to lose points and like fail this class and we're like oh great this is crazy yeah there was

something like I like working out as a kid I didn't like working out but there's something about being like 16 and they're like oh hey like you came to school looking the way you wanted to look and you're like all sitting at the desk all day and then oh no no no now you have to run around a track for an hour. And then put your same shit back in then you have to shower naked in front of all your peers who have bigger dicks than you.

And then you have to go with wet hair. I mean, for me it was probably a concern. I didn't know if my dick was bigger than I was a kid. I felt that. That's like a thing that you don't know until later on in life when you start fucking and girls are like, oh my God. The first time a girl told me I had a big dick,

I was probably so happy and relieved. Like, holy shot, thank God. Because I guess how do you know before? You're not, I mean, well, don't, don't boys like sit there and like, compare. I used to put my dick next to the remote. You look like someone that would do that.

You definitely put your dick next to the remote or something. I never put out, I never pulled out a ruler and like inch by inched it. I did. I measured it. See, I did the exact opposite. I'd like put it next to the remote or like something. There's a thing that you do when you're young

and you're measuring your dick where you're taking the ruler and you're like stabbing it into your body as hard. Because you're trying to get it to go? Maybe if I pierce the skin, I can convince myself that it's nine and not eight. I mean, eight's pretty big. I should have gone smaller there.

Honestly, yeah, bro. I don't know. Like, that's a weird thing. You don't know until some girls tells you. Yeah. I remember, like, that was kind of like a thing as a kid where you'd like pull your wiener out

as a joke. Like when you're like 13 or some shit, that seems really funny. But then like, you're like, your dick's limp. It's like you don't really know how it. Like, is this actually bigger?

Like, you're not going to be able to really get a reading. But that's why you don't pull out soft, bro. You never pull out soft. Oh, you're going, jerk off for a while. You have to jerk off with your friends and then pull it out like, oh my God. No, you got to just wait. You got to like pull up the hub on your phone or quick.

I can. No, no, no, no, no, wait. Look at your favorite Instagram girl for a minute. I have to say this. I have to say this. One time at Planned Parenthood, I was like really like the lady was kind of hot that was about to do my shit. So while I was naked waiting for her, I literally watched, I like pulled up a porn so I could be kind of semi-hard before she looked at my dick. Because I didn't want it to be like just soft on super flat. Wow, that shows a lot of ambition. Did she seem interesting? Not that she seemed interested, but like, she was about to check my dick out,

and I was like, I'm on complete soft right now. What did she check? She was just, like, looking at my dick. What do you mean? Yep, it's a dick. No, because, okay, this is really embarrassing. When I was, like, 18, me and a bunch of my friends went swimming, and we had to swim naked or whatever.

How did this turn into it? A lot of people that are like, what did I tune into? We haven't talked about any current events pretty much at all of us. six nine but that's totally fine. So we're going to go swimming and we have the skinny tip because we're like, we're out of Ryan bikes so we weren't planning on swimming or whatever. So everybody's getting naked to go in and my friend goes, he goes, what are you doing?

He like points out that I had been like subconsciously like pulling my dick because I wanted it to look longer because I didn't want my friends to think my dick was small. I'm pulling it. Dict tail. I was stretching it. I was stretching it. And like I didn't even realize that I was doing it. And I didn't realize that I was doing it.

concerned about what my friends were going to think about my dick so I wanted to pull on it. Also like pause for him staring at you like pulling your dick. Pause for his whole story. Pause for his whole story. No, but honestly like respect to him for noticing that because that's like a weird thing that I... Did you look at his dick? I don't know.

I think he might have been like the type to go in his underwear because he didn't, he like really didn't want everyone to see his little ass dick. Yeah, here you are pulling it. I'm pulling it. I just didn't want to get a bad rap. The length. that white boys go through to like talk about their dicks and show their dicks

was crazy. Were you ever the type of dude to just pull your dick out for a wall? No, none of the homies ever did that. Leave from the hood. You're from my life. That's what I'm saying. That's like a white boy thing let's be real. Yeah, definitely. Like for sure for sure. That's why Tyler who stood out to us so much he was making a bunch of gay jokes. We had never really heard of black dude do that before. Nah, like a young, cool black dude. And like the skater shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's just so much more. Like jackass. All gay jokes. It's like all.

all gay, like punch you in the ball type type of stuff. We had never seen that kind of shit from like Tyler Tyler would really overdo it even like when we were like young he would really overdo it like one time we were at this uh we used to hang out at this fucking like burger spot like right by the skate park and like I you know

niggas was he was short like 25 cent and something I'm like yo let me get a quarter he's like call me daddy I'm like bro Tyler just give me a fucking court like commie daddy first Did people think he was gay back then? I mean he was just like that was just Tyler jokes you know This is Tyler vibes.

I don't even know. Nobody even knows, and it shouldn't even matter. I don't know if he's gay or bye. I don't fucking know what he is. Who cares? If there was an opportunity to bet money on him being gay, he's giving me about as much. He's given as many, yeah.

You know what it is? You know what it is? I think that it's just, it's like his fan base of like straight. Because he has like a mixed fan base now, but I feel like his like original fan base of like kill people, burn shit, fuck school. They're mostly grown up. They don't, yeah, I'm saying like,

They don't want to envision him as being, like, gay. I don't think he cares about what his, like, old school fan base thinks. Because most of them have evolved. I mean, let's be real. The fact that Tyler has been able to be so secretive about his life and his sexuality and, like, that we really don't know is pretty unbelievable. Like, that's very, very rare. But if I was him, I would be holding on to that for dear life.

And, like, then if a pitcher ever did come out of him, like, making out with a dude and you just, boom, like, now it's official. But, I mean, for him, like, when you're that famous, it's so hard to have anything private that it totally makes sense to me that he would want to hold on to that but he's not really holding onto it by like dropping all these things about him like you know that's what he does is he'll just fuck with you

but he won't ever really give you a straight answer which is like so Tyler you know even like I was like I was like wait waiting on Kerwin to ask him something about that he didn't he didn't I was waiting maybe that was one of the questions he was like don't ask me this do you think that the the PR team gets in there first

oh my God remember when about clapping cheeks remember when when uh when Riffraff's people did that before he came? What they say don't, don't. They told him basically not to talk, not to talk about any of the soldier boy era, which was like very important. She goes,

the thing about Riff Raff is that he doesn't like to talk about his past. I'm like, oh. What do you talk about? That's the whole. Everything I wanted to ask about. Yeah. Because like his past is like,

and actually now I've like done content with him more recently and he'll just talk about whatever because he doesn't like, he's not trying to keep up this crazy image or whatever. But back then he really wasn't trying to. Remember Britney that we did that podcast? with? Yeah, what happened to her? I don't know. She was always dating ballplayers and shit. I know. She was so fine and followed me

on Instagram still. She had purple hair that day. I remember that. Did it look good. Damn. Do you think you could find her Instagram? You probably have too many Britney's in your phone now. I think I had her number at one point too. Oh my God. You should fuck her and just tell us about it.

I love that you always trying to like live vicariously through my dick, pause. I'm in a relationship so. I mean, I'm always in another relationship. every month so yeah you see the m gk's dating me Megan Fox yeah are you shitting me really I clicked on it because I thought it was Julia Fox and then I remember those oh my god Julia Fox we talked about our last time I thought MGK was dating uh the clout house person I mean he just fucks with every fucking huh Julia Fox out here running the game hold on Julia Fox if you ever see this

please I just need one literally I don't just want to smell your underwear after one day. Like, I would take her socks after she went on a 10 mile hike, ring them dry into a cup and drink her feet sweat out of glass. You wouldn't want to have sex with her? You'd want to do something like that? I would shave her pubes for her every time they grew back for a year straight and

bake it into a cake and eat a pub cake. her. I, disgusting. I would, I would, I would spread myself up across this table,

strap me down, barricade my mouth open and have her to shit directly into my mouth. That's the ultimate question. Is she hot enough that you would let her dump in your mouth just to look into her booty? Oh. I'm gonna say no. If I can get anywhere near close to her ass being in my face, I don't,

Laura said he's gonna call the cop. Laura. I would take her diarrhea. Okay. Make a shake. Warm it, warm it up in a coffee mug and drink it in the morning. If this doesn't get demonetized,

then I'm going to lose faith in YouTube. I swear. If your algorithm doesn't pick this up, then fuck you, YouTube. Susan? She is like, I'm just,

I have watched countless of like uncut gems behind the scenes, like just like them interviews, like interviews with the cast. Really? Just because of her. Dude, she's so beautiful. I've never watched a movie or a TV show and, like, let me Google this girl.

Yeah. And, like, I'm just infatuated with her, dude. She also just seems like a really nice person and, like, a cool person. And, like, I think she's a photographer. Her pictures are cool. She's a great model. She's, I love. Okay, anyway.

That's cool that you like her so much. I just have nothing to say. No comment. I would eat her. What are you talking about? putting it in a shake and like it was just too graphic and I was trying to tune out but like it's way too close to my ears right now one of the best things and you know it's that's one thing that kind of stinks about the house wine's team wait wait I have a good question though like can you just like can you do poop stuff on only fans like can you do whatever

the fuck you want like is there a line on only fans of what's too extreme I mean how about you'd have lena shit on you and post it's gonna find out no for sure but I I wonder to what extent only fans uh polices that kind of thing because it would make sense for them defund all policing in all forms Even on only fans of shit porn. No, because... Scat porn. Okay, one thing that kind of selects about the current age of porn is that there used

to be all these goofy-ass porn sites with different themes, and they would just, like, iterate on that theme over and over and over, and I remember that I found one at one point called ass milkshake, I believe. Yeah, what? And it was literally like they would make a milkshake. They'd have a girl do a handstand.

They would take a funnel, pour the milkshake into her butt, then she stands up, she jumps around, shakes the milkshake up inside of her own body and then shits the milkshake into a cup and downs it. And this is like a whole website of just like this over and over and over. I think it's probably still around. I'm going to look it up right now. And that was just like a thing that I remember seeing when like at one point somebody sent me a link,

yo check this out. I'm like just sit there and like watch a bunch of the preview clips. Like what the fuck is wrong with the world? He's literally just writing it down. No, I'm about to search it up. What was it called again? Ask milkshake. I'm gonna see if it's still around

ass milk I mean that kind of like occurs to me as the kind of the thing that if you were doing that on only fans like should you be allowed to do that I don't know the first thing I come up when I typed in ass milk was an Earl sweatshirt Tyler creator so speak of the devil speaking of the devil I mean the first thing I ever saw on the internet why is it a little fucking bugs here oh dude we've been having little ants and shit God I just saw like three right here uh Whoa. I can't tell if I'm just like seeing things.

This is not coming up, dude. Really? I don't know. I mean, it was a long time ago. Did you make this up? No, definitely not. You made it up in your brain? I definitely didn't make it up.

But I don't know. I could think of worse things. He did not make it up. You found it? Yeah, you did not make this up at all. Oh, man. Ask milk drinking lesbians. Holy shit.

Can I just play the audio? No. We're going to get trouble with that too. Fuck. Ants. What about that? Let's start our own points out where we fill their butt with ants. I hate bugs.

so I'm good on that. Now we're fill it with ants and then they eat an ant pizza slice like they take all the ants out of the blood. Nicky, are you trying to make this fear factor? What the fuck are you on? I want my porn to be more fear factor, yeah.

Fear, fear them 22. I'm looking at the list of tops. We very, uh, we kind of, wait, wait, we touched on all this game thing. I didn't actually watch the video. First of all.

I said, I could notice me a video about it. I was about to say anything that academics makes a video out of you should be paying attention. Fuck these ants. Oh my God. I'm scared. I'm blowing them all over to the cam grow.

If anybody has any insider knowledge about how to get rid of, like, a lot of ants. Where's a lot? I don't know. We just keep seeing, like, little colonies of, oh, my God, there's a fucking ant on your mic cable. Damn it. I mean, I know. A little insect phone. For fleas, like, cat fleas and shit, you're supposed to, like, put out these bomb things

and, like, run away. For a while, we were just taking the trash out every day, and then we wouldn't have any ants. I mean, yeah, that's a simple solution. Right, but we've been doing that very consistently, and the ants seem like they're still trying to chill. And it's going to be a problem because it's summertime now. It's getting hot, so they're going to want to come in here. And everybody's dying from COVID again.

It was like huge spikes in a lot of states. California, I'm not sure if that's one yet. So I should stay away from y'all then. Basically, just really looking like any hope that we might have had that we were just going to have like a somewhat normal summer since a lot of people seem like they're trying to reopen and stuff. It doesn't really... Well, I was trying to talk about it earlier.

is like I went to a restaurant you did here this weekend or something yeah in Burbank and I mean it's kind of normalish but I keep seeing like all the spikes and all the numbers and it's like are we going to open up and then close right back up when I was in Zion we went to a restaurant named Oscars

two different times anyone who's ever been to Zion go to Oscars really enjoyed Oscars a couple of Pokemon gyms there so I had a great time on Oscars and then after that we went we went to some other like restaurant as well that wasn't like outdoor. They were both sort of like outdoor type areas,

so it wasn't that weird. But yeah, it definitely kind of feels like the indoor restaurant thing. People might be diving back into that a little early. Yeah, there's a ton of people. I went to a restaurant in the OC too, and OC's completely open.

Apparently you don't have to wear masks anymore. They don't give a fuck. I've eaten twice. I ate once in Vegas, and then I went to Korean barbecue the other day. AD went to the club the other day. No fucking way. That's fire.

Well, I mean, he told me all of COVID. He was going to house party. and matcha parties. He said the words, COVID is canceled. I would hang out with, I would hang out with AD. And he'd talk about the crazy-ass party

he went to the night before. And I'd be like, oh, interesting. And then later I'd look at his Instagram story and it would be dry as fuck, nothing. And I'm like, oh, right. He's like, doesn't want the world to know that he's having a good time. That's funny.

I was with, I was with Riz earlier. She was like, she asked me this. Yeah, she asked me this. She was like, is Leonard tripping on Adam about being around? people she was like boy boy. Because of the baby. Yeah. Yeah. I mean she does get a little weird like

when we went to the fucking Habachi truck and like she just sees me like hugging dub and like hugging pimpy and just like I don't know. There's something like when I see people I really like I can't just not like shake their hand and hug him. I gave you at Gotti I gave him a big hug in a handshake and stuff because I actually really like him. He's a great guy. And that's how I feel. I seen Duke boom big hug you know. That's how I know you don't fuck with me because all you give me of these little things.

No, because I feel like you understand. Also, I don't want to hug you. We already weren't great at hugging in the first place. Did you see that video that Young Doug posted of like Duke basically like a sleep but like his hand is like in his pants but it was like moving? Like he was like it looked like he was jacking off in his sleep. It was really funny. I'm not going to laugh.

Oh, I like that. We used to have a friend who in the middle of the night while he was sleeping would do this to his limp penis through his boxer shorts while sleeping. He would just. That's kind of a little look like it. so weird just he would just do this on the outside of this and then over time it started to be where he would also like rub his asshole through his boxers while he's sleeping he would literally be laying there sleeping and just like like touching himself like and it was really weird because it made us

he would just lay there and finger his asshole and jack off he wouldn't be fingering it but he would be sort of like touching it through his boxers and it was like back in the bmx days where we'd all be sleeping in the same room and shit and like it's It would be like, you know, he's sleeping in the living room. We're all sitting there eating breakfast and we'd be seeing him sleep like, just just going to town on both ends. I think he, A, doesn't wipe his booty hole, so it's itchy. He's probably...

Very possible. And he's just gross and wants to touch himself. I think he might have secretly wanted to finger his own ass, and he's just scared to do it. And it was, like, it was subconscious of him fingering his own ass. Yeah, I think that honestly, probably was it. While beating off. While beating off. Yo, what the fuck?

What type of white-ass shit of y'all niggas. Whenever we leave ourselves to our devices, we end up talking about drugs and shit. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, poop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody sample that and put it in the song, yeah, yeah, poop. Yeah, yeah, poop.

There should be a producer name, like, produced by poop, and they should just take that little sound bit and be like, yeah, yeah, poop. Produced by poop. Yeah. I better get royalties. Yeah. Is it undefined give you royalties?

No, because I'm defined. Where did you make this? And he used another sample where, I spoke in Korean. Really? Yep. Yep. You guys will see.

Why are you making fun of the way I speak right now? Yep. It just seems funny to me right now, I guess. You might as well just get that tattoo on your eye at this point. What? This? You have it every day.

Not every day. Why don't you get a face tattoo? You're holding back on her. Why would I do that? You could be like, you have no tattoos, what's her name? Massacistic China. What's her name?

What's her name? What the fuck did you just say? What's that? May. Malibati? malicious China. You know they're about to clip the fuck out of this.

That's okay. Shout out Valley Club records, man. If you donate on the No Jeper Live Streams, we will just talk about you. It'll just be a thing that we know about. If you personally just cash out me to put your music on my Instagram, I will shout you out all the time.

Who is the person that? Someone DM me and it was like, she says the N-word and she's not black, and I was like, I don't give a fuck. Who? Is that the one? Is that the one that has the scale with the two Zanz? Did you watch that? I don't know.

There's an intro to one of her videos and they have like those like period, not a periodic scale. It's a fucking scale that you use. And each side has one zan on it? Spoiler, they're probably going to weigh the same. No, I think two are on one side. Yeah, it was like two on one side. Ah, two zans went more than one. I feel like the homie because my ass, my ass hurts.

I've been like sitting here. I feel like your homie, I'm rubbing my ass. Don't start doing the front too. Fucking weirdo. It was so weird. He's like, he's like playing puppy. A puppeteer with his assholes. And some people are such hard sleepers.

You know, we're just talking about him. He's just sleeping. Bro, that's what I'm saying. Bro, that's what I'm saying. So you wake him up and you tell him like, why are you touching yourself? Yeah, we would just make fun of him for it. And he would just,

I don't know, man. He just didn't know what the fuck to say. I have to find this video of that Young Thug took of Duke Jacking off. Fuck, what was that just about to say that? Oh, it's something so good. Something about. Booger phone. Duke.

I can't believe Young Thug would film Duke Jerking off. Duke is a straight jeep. He wasn't really. to jerk it off but it was super funny oh uh i was gonna say what was it something about masturbating nah i can't find that video but it was super funny we put zanz in the blunt who i put my why are you bugger phone because i picked my nose like five seconds ago and i put my cum in the blunt roll up my cum i'm gonna smoke it till it's done we're right out of shit to talk about we just get as immature as possible i'm gonna hit the fucking weed pen again so i can get even dumber roll up my cum i'm

I'm gonna smoke it till it's done. How much? There's literally nothing I want to talk about. Because this is one thing that I saw Big Ed, aka no neck Ed, do on The Bachelor. And I was thinking about doing it myself for some reason. He said that- On The Bachelor?

You mean 99-Avian? Yeah, you really are awesome. He says that he, that his scalp was dry. So he takes a whole massive jar of mayonnaise and he's rubbing the mayonnaise into his scalp. And Lena actually said, she's like, you know how you have danger sometimes? and you have like the dry skin like on your scalp or whatever and like when I shave my head

it's just like holy fuck you realize how much dead skin you have on your head that doesn't come off like and she's like you could do that you could put the mayonnaise on your head I'm like if I'm putting mayonnaise on my head it's for an Instagram video yeah but so I might do that this you can put like actual hair products and shit right why why like like coconut oil shay butter even olive oil might be butter I just I can't imagine just putting a bunch a glop of mayonnaise on my head and what that would smell like Oh, I know, and I love, man, it's so much. Another funny video I saw from, is his name Ed?

Yeah. Is, um, I guess they were doing like an after show or something and he, they were interviewing him and his like, wife or whatever she is. Random girl from Thailand and like, and like, apparently he was trying to like pay her to do like sex videos with him and she was so fucking pissed and she was yelling at him and like, yeah. He admitted it. Wow.

Yeah. She was paying him to do. No, he was trying, soliciting her to pay her like to do sex videos. with him. After they broke up. They broke up. Wait, oh, why would they have to solicit his own girlfriend to do a sex video with him? I don't really. No, he wants, like, I guess Skype porn or something with him. Right. But I don't know. She was really mad about that. I didn't know. I don't know. One of the best things about that other season. And all the other women were like, oh, 90 day fiancee, one of the girls is 18 getting married to a 26 year old guy from

fucking Spain and she's from New Hampshire. So it's like, you know, I don't, there's not that many people on TV ever. We're from New Hampshire. I'm from New Hampshire. The last time I lived in New Hampshire was when I was like 19. So this girl is like pretty much exactly the kind of girls that I was hanging out with before I left New Hampshire. And she's a virgin. And she's just marrying this 26 year old guy from Spain and it's like it's unbelievable because they're both virgins and they both are like trying to figure out like what they're going to do in the relationship and stuff. And she tries to talk to him about sex at one point and he gets so offended by her even trying to talk about it. Do they meet on like Christian Mingle?

They met because he commented on her Instagram and she said, she's like, oh, he said something really nice and he seemed really sweet unlike the other guys. It's like, that's your standard is that he said something nice in your Instagram comments? I mean, unfortunately. On this show too, there's a 53-year-old black woman who ends up falling in love with this like Spanish bodybuilder or some shit. She goes there and it's not him. He was caffeine. He talked to her for seven months or some shit with fake photos. The craziest part.

She's got like five kids that are all like 18 and they're like just watching all these kids like realize that their mom is totally fucking, I don't want to say retarded because you're not supposed to say retarded anymore but not very bad. Not really with the shit. I mean the craziest thing is it makes no sense is who's going to date someone online for seven months and not video chat and like that's why when I watch shows like catfish and stuff. It's like, and that's the thing is he told her that his phone was broken. I'm like, I'm like, listen, if you look like that, if you're a guy who works out all day, every day,

you're going to have a new phone. You're going to have a camera. Like, guys don't just look like that for no reason. They look like that. And then they take photos of themselves looking like that. You're not going to put that much work in your appearance and not take some fucking photos. So the idea of him not being able to FaceTime her ever. In how long? Seven months? Seven months or I don't know, eight months. Something like that. That's some fucking stupid shit. Never heard of it. Man, we didn't even hit the two hours. You know what? Do you feel okay about it?

I didn't hit the two hours, but I hit the cool powder. What? I might boo for hours. I might take a shit in the shower. I might Eiffel Tower with my bro. But it's not a hoe. It's a regular Joe. We up inside this man off a couple of Zanz.

Keep going so we could stretch it to 10 minutes. I turn a Joe Exotic off the Met. I don't want to fit no girl's breast. I want to fill my bro's chest. I put some mayo in my hair. I put some mayo in my hair. I put some mayo in my hair so I get rid of the dandruff. I went to the house and I made me a man witch.

I went to the North Pole and I grabbed me an antler. What? I play Pokemon Go so I keep me a stantler. You niggis know about my paper like Dunder Mifflin. I'd be spitting. No, I got the bun, and I'm spitting and Kim likes hello kitten I'm smitten call me ice the way I'm disappearing your children whoa oh disappear in not disappear in no I'm disappearing your

children because I'm I'm kidnapping them because you meant like I'm gonna fuck I'm and like disappear into their body no it's because we're beeping it's because we're beeping so I'm making your children disappear that's cool though I like lyrics about killing somebody's kids and shit, like things that you would never do in their life. I feel like Jeffrey Epstein when I'm off the lean. No, stop. I feel like a preteen Jeffrey Epstein when I'm off a bean. I took some ketamine to turn to Jeffrey Epstein.

Laura's like fucking puking out her mask. She's laughing so hard at these bars. The Epstein bars. Trapped game, Jeffrey Epstein. I'm glad that we never got to the, like, the little bee. era didn't overlap with the Jeffrey Epstein. Because he might have just made a song.

Epstein. Bitch I'm Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein. Swat. Bitch I'm Jeffrey Epstein. Ten young bitches in my house. 10 young bitches in my house like I'm Epstein. Young Bay's God and I...

I look like Elvis Presley. Young Bay's God got a bitch. That's a masseuse. Young Bay's God got a bitch in middle school. All right, guys. Young bass guy, got a bitch and a sex coat. Young bass guy. Nothing rhymes a cult.

You're about to figure out that nothing wrongs a cult? I watched the like, the discovery documentary. It's really fucked up, so we can't joke about it. You mean the Netflix one? There's another one, like channel ID discovery. They like, they dive into like who could have killed him. And like that they didn't really dive into that on the Netflix documentary. That's the thing that I find.

So it's not funny, okay? There's actual victims. But that's the thing that I find so unsatisfying about that is that it like, it makes so much sense that somebody would have killed him. It seems like it could be a cover up when you think that like the cameras weren't working, the fucking guards were asleep, etc. But who the fuck could have done it? Like who would have done this?

How could they have gotten in? It's so. It's an inside job. There's, they fucking check those cameras, man. John Bay's God and you know I didn't kill myself. Of people in power and. very, very powerful positions with a lot of money that could have fucking paid off whoever,

whatever. And the only two people charge right now are the two guards that were supposed to be checking on him while he killed himself. Poor regular ass guys. I'm gonna hang myself in a cell like I'm Epstein. Yeah, and Bay's guy got two for the 15. You know, at first I thought that Epstein killed himself by just swan diving into the concrete, which I've heard that.

I heard people do that in jail, though, like that you could kill yourself by like, you literally swan dive your... skull. Like if you actually fracture your skull properly on the ground in the cell, you could kill yourself. But think about the commitment. Like to hang yourself, all you got to do is just drop. To really do that fucking skull to the concrete and not put your hands up to protect yourself. I was going to say, I feel like my last minute reflexes. Just be like, oh, such a good chance that you don't die and you just end up with a giant fucking cracks. They had like a coroner or whatever independent person. There was a bunch of fractures in. Right.

whatever that wasn't what's supposed to have if you were hanging yourself it was like too low so they think he was strangled hey i have an idea it was like his murderous cellmate probably next time we come in here i don't think a cellmate did he uh no he did at first and he got transferred out the day that he got transferred out yep um next time how about this hatharine sent me a video all this week think about what topics you guys want to talk about on here and then we'll come in with our own topics and it can be something as stupid as like you know like you know like you have a random Rio de Young O.G. song that you want us to listen to it. So we all just listen to it. We're going to all focus in on that song. That's part of what we're going to talk about.

You know, then we'll all have our own things and we can figure it out in the chat over the course of the next week. So we don't have generic topics like MBA Young Boy's house gets broken into which like, what are we going to say about that? Like, oh yeah, it's bad when someone gets their house broken into. I don't agree with that at all. I want to just look up the most vulgar. Speaking of Rio de Young O.G., reposted me posting his music video on my story It means we're locked in That's my twin

Twin. Twin, shout out my twin Rio. What's the thing that Juski says with twin? I was like, shit we did, I never tell twin. My lover. Where's that come from? Because there's just like some shit

some Atlanta, Nick, I know it is, but I can't know exactly who I fucking heard said that shit. Shit me do I never tell. Because the shit we did. The shit we did. It's my for lifer. What?

For lifer. What rapper? What rapper do you feel like he is most often like playing? Like who's the closest to what he is Demonstrating there Like all the young thug and all them This is literally what they're doing what he's doing

He's impersonating them Ish No he's lit Like he did the thing where he was like Like on the gurney And he was like in the ambulance I can't put the drink down Got to know that

And he like had to he like had to lean They like did the thing where they crossed over And like sift it that was like from a real picture You should become like a jerseki type character I really make fun of like underground rap and L.A. rap and scene rap. I mean, I feel like, I could do that. I feel like emo rap is dead.

Scene rap is dead. Underground rap is dead. What scene rap? I don't know. But like underground rap's dead, right? Because nobody, nobody. I think underground rap's dead. There's no like underground scenes usually that are really cracking. People just like graduate to being real rappers right away. And boom, they're in L.A.

And they're fucking. It doesn't feel like you ever really see. I mean, you can't really say that though because it's like, okay, there's a fire like underground like rap world and Detroit. Yeah. But is it like a scene like the way that downtown LA was during like 2016-ish, you know? I don't know that there's no like meeting spots that I know there are like fire shows with all those rappers. But that's, I don't know.

I think this the underground scene is dead because there's no scene right. I mean, yes, there's no scene. And it's like you could be someone like Lil Teca who's like not a part of no scene. No scene. And then he's on the radio and he's number one. So it's like, or Lil Nas X. It's like you're nobody and you're like number one. Like like if.

Billy Elish had came out like five, six years before. She would have been like a dope underground. Oh, yeah, okay, right. But if she had been born six years before or whatever, she would have been like a dope like underground L.A. person. She would have performed to him on everything. She would have fucking done all this cool shit. Before she got to the superstar.

Right. And then it says she's a superstar so fucking fast that nobody could fucking do nothing before it just happens. You know, it's just people get signed faster now. Yeah, that's a fact. It'll still happen. It's just got to be something that the labels won't fuck with like your Epstein song that you just did that's something that like

oh my god the labels might be scared of that you know yeah they might they might clip that and use that against me for life it was so funny you should be so lucky that was really funny i'm gonna take another hit from this one that was super funny let's leave in a cloud guys funny also guys while they're vaping make sure to stay tuned because we're gonna be doing the live stream afterwards at my house uh in about 30 minutes young cam girl and i'm a roof carey Yeah.