No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep # 486

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

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He'd be ripping shows all around the country. He has an exciting new venture with TDE comedy show. I'm pretty sure he'll get into it. The one, the only Lance Woods. What's up, my boy? Hey, man, I'm chilling. Yes, sir. How are you doing, man?

How are you doing? How are you doing? How are you doing? Knowledge, man, that me and Doe Boy both from Sacramento, man. Oh, we all from, I know. No, sir. Yeah, this is a Sacramento. Oh, come on.

man, come on man. Now that we got that out the way, let me just say some of us never changed up. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? Some of us came to L.A. and then just let L.A. know like this, where I'm from. And some of us came to L.A. and just started wearing – Just started wearing – No, because I wear these are these the most neutral hat that you can wear in L.A.

So, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially where you live now. You got to stay neutral. I got to stay neutral. So that's all to be. I always wear the hats just so I can stay neutral. Orange is neutral?

No, it ain't. That's the hooes. It's not as neutral as you think. And that SF means something different than Mexicans out here, too. It's too political, man, for the hats out here. Really? Yeah, it has to mean a lot. It's a whole lot of.

And I'd be out here like green, just like cheese. It definitely depends on the vibe you put off for sure. The energy. Yeah, I don't think dope we would get pressed no matter what. Because, you know, the jeans shorts, the. I don't give up gang bang energy. You know, it's like, I don't think they're going to think like, oh, yeah, this dude's a real member. I don't know.

And you call yourself Doe Boy. Right. That's cute. Yeah. That's boys in the hood. Yeah. That's actually who I named myself after because when I was younger, I used to look like the kid version of Doe Boy in Boys in the Hood.

So that's kind of how I never knew this story. Yeah. We got a Ricky and a Doe Boy on this platform. My origin story. Yeah. Shout out to Doe Boy, man. How's your weekend, Do Boy? Man, my weekend was cool, man.

I finally just sat down and. relaxed, man, because you know what I'm saying? I'm cutting out the drinking. So I just kind of, because I had been going hard for about a month and a half. So I was just like, man, let me just sit down and take some vitamins. I went to G and C. Let's go. I got the, working water. Yes, the vitamin D. I got some D3. I got some iron pills. Okay. And some B12. Should have got some D12. That's Eminem's girl. But now, so I just kept it in house. Yesterday, I just caught up on like a bunch of sleep and was just chilling and today I actually got up and worked out for the first time

and a long time I didn't how'd you feel I felt good I didn't do a ton like you know what I'm saying I walked for 45 minutes but I was like hey man this is a start and I'm just going I can't despise humble beginnings yeah we're trying not to weigh a ton yeah yeah yeah that's crazy where did where did you walk at uh plan of fitness oh you got on the treadmill yeah he's got on the treadmill on the incline or just straight I just walked it straight because I was just like this is my first day back in a long time and every time I go back to working out I do two too much. I go straight to two a day. They started ringing the too loud bell when he stepped on.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be doing too much. So I'm just like, I was just like, let me just get up in there and do so. I told myself, even if I just go in there and do five minutes, just start where you at, because I got a habit of just pushing stuff off until it's perfect in the space. And so I went in there and got my little one too on.

Five minutes ain't going to do shit for you. I know. But, yes. You are not incorrect. It's a commercial calories. A little something. Yeah, you got to pace it out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You do, you got a habit of going overly hard when it's like, no, I'm about to go.

Yeah. Three days, three times a day. Working out six hours a day. Yeah, chicken and broccoli only. Water is just, I always set myself up for failure with that. So now I'm just like, we got like three months left of the year. I'm just like, all right, man, I'm going to cool it on a drinking. Take some more, and I'm taking a multivitamin.

I feel so much better just by putting better stuff into my body. Are we talking like Nick J. Lyon sobriety? Or are we just talking about slowing down on the drinking? No, I mean, I don't want to be sober rest of my life, but I just feel like for the rest of the year, I just kind of want to just focus in on, you know what I'm saying, on working out. Plus, I'm taking that weight loss medication too. So it's like if I take that and drink, it get complicated. So I don't want to, you know what I'm saying. Which medication?

Poverty. What's what you lose weight. It's, uh, Wagovi. Open another podcast studio. Wait come right off. It's called Wago. It's like another form of O-Zimper. So it just makes, it'd make you forget to eat.

You almost got to tell yourself like, oh, I got to eat. And what's our goal for the end of the year? How many pounds are we trying to show up? I'm trying to lose some too. I'm officially at 302. I would be happy with 265. Okay.

I bet. I'm about 260 right now. Okay. Trying to get down to 225. So it's both about 40. Yeah, yeah. You better lose it because if you don't, then we're going to be the same way at the end of the year.

Yeah, but I think we're going to be built a little differently. Yeah. Don't boy. You don't man. Yeah. I think we'll be built a little differently. But what did you think of the cipher, man. There's been a lot of talks of the cipher.

I heard that it's pretty much officially done, mixed. Kenny's putting the final touches on it, but we got like a final mix today. What was your, you know, updated thoughts? I like it, man. I think everybody did their thing. I felt like something were better than others, man. I feel like, who's better than others?

Okay, listen, just give me your top two worse. You heard that political bullshit. Everybody did think that something's better than others. I like these reps more than those. It's always something for everybody. Very mental. Yeah. I think my bottom one would be Ricky.

Oh, yeah, Ricky and Josh. Yeah, Ricky and Josh. I think those are my- Ricky and Josh, your bottom. Yeah, and then I think my top two would probably be, I mean, I'm not going to be arrogant throwing myself in there. So I'll just say, I'll say lushing you, man.

Yeah, I appreciate that, bro. That's same for me, lushing me are the top, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to be arrogant. No, no, I'm just kidding. I've been telling everybody, hey, stop hyping my verse up because they're going to be like, they're going to hear it and they'll be like, this is what y'all been hyping this bullshit? This is shit ass.

What is you talking about? No, but you were sliding on that thing, man. You was doing your thing. You had some bars. And I think Monchie was right there in the middle. So, you know what I feel like they. Yeah, so, Lance, they've been doing these ciphers. They did one, the first one, 24.

They did one 2025. So now we, a part of the new cast, 26. So it's kind of a big honor to do the no jumpers cipher. You got to come with some hard stuff. So we was trying to like stack up to the first one. That's the most popping one. So we were a little disappointed in some of our co-host. It didn't seem like they're putting in the most effort like me and Doboy was.

Is it like, does everybody rap for real? Yes, everybody wraps for real. Some of us were dissing each other. He diss everybody. Hold on. This is what I'm trying to act. Outside of this cipher, does everybody really rap? Everybody's at least, I feel like, attempted it.

Right. All of us have pretty much failed. Munchy's probably what, the most successful one of everybody was on this one? Munchy definitely raps. He raps. You know what I'm saying? He's dropped some projects. I've dropped some.

I think Adam just kind of the... I'm a failed SoundCloud rapper. Adam definitely wants to be a rapper so bad. He's like the sports reporter that wants to play football hell of bad. He got bad knees. That's definitely Adam in the rap shit. Everybody wants to. Okay.

So we all got it. Everybody's attempted. So nobody got an excuse to be asked, except Josh. Josh got an excuse. Josh is exempt. Josh was playing hockey and was a white dude with dread. So I don't think he was trying to rap like that. I need to meet this Josh guy.

Yeah, he's an interesting guy. Now he's Mexican. I don't know how that worked out. No, that's the natural progression. White dude with dreads goes to Mexican, and then if Mexican don't work out, they somehow become Filipino. Okay, yeah.

Okay, so in a year we will revisit and see if he's, you know what I'm saying, eating chicken adobe. See if you got some lumpy at all. He's hit Jollybee every other day, then we'll know something's up. The progression, man, and the Mexicans. So how was your weekend, last man, what did you have going on? I know you just flew in, so how was your weekend, man? You know my birthday was yesterday.

Oh, man, happy belated, man. Happy birthday, man. I appreciate you, man. So when you called me yesterday, I thought that was what it was for. I thought you said, happy birthday. I'm a terrible friend. I don't know what's your fucking birthday.

You want to come on my podcast? I was like, yo, what up, though? He was like, hey, man, fuck your birthday. No, I was in San Antonio. Okay. In San Antonio at the LOL comedy club. All right. Show is great.

How'd that go? It was a pretty good time. Fantastic, doc. You've been in San Antonio. I've been there a couple times. Yeah, yeah. The food is good in Texas. I always eat good when I'm in Texas.

I mean, it's Texas. Is it true what Charles Berkeley said all. the ladies is around in San Antonio? Remember when he said that? I almost answered it without thinking about it. It almost shot out of it. It almost said something crazy. It's a lot of Mexican women in San Antonio.

Thorthas. Yeah. Yeah, San Antonio. So, um. I'm much love to San Antonio, man. I've been there once. I've been there once. I can confirm, yes.

No, there's a lot of, it's a lot of beautiful women all through Texas. I love Texas. Right. And then I was there with D.C. Youngfly. Oh, nice. That's so crazy that you say that. He's one of my favorites, man. I big up D.C. Youngfly all the time.

And I say, like, he's one of the most talented people I've ever been around in my life. He said it's the greatest entertainer of our generation, to be fair. That's what he said. Which I'm no hate to D.C. I fuck with D.C. But not. Better than Jamie Fox, he said, by the way. But this is okay. This don't let him misrepresent what I said.

What I said was his trajectory and where I see him, man. what he's been able to do so far because he just has so many different skills he can rap really good, he can act, he can, now he's doing the stand-up thing can obviously do the improv on wild and out. Like he has a very similar path to what Jamie's doing, but I feel like in 20 years, there will be some strong...

Revereing him like a Jimmy Foxx. I can see that. He sings. Yeah, yes. And he plays instruments. Yes, and they can dance. Scabble is like, you can do everything. I see you do all those things too.

Don't boy give yourself that credit. Yeah, but I can't, you know, I'm not on that level with it. Like, you know what I'm saying? Some of the stuff I've seen him do like on while and out is just, it's just fascinating. DC's dope, bro. Yeah, yeah.

So yeah, it was cool, bro. I was out there at my birthday, bro. I was kicking it. I love making money on my birthday. It's like. That's always good. Doing shows, bro. I'm chilling.

Enjoying yourself, making bread. So your birthday is actually the day after my daughters, man. My daughter just turned 21. 26? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So she's hit her 21st, man. I'm super proud of her, man. So I'm going to go out to DC in a couple weeks ago. see my baby girl. She's at Howard. Howard, yep, senior year, man. Kallin'a, man. Shout out Kiarre, man.

She's doing her thing. I know she's tuned in on the U and Spody thing. Has she been tuning in and, like, chiming in on anything else since that? She's been super notable, or she was kind of put off by that. I think after that she was just like, man, my dad is going to be doing this thing.

Yeah. I'm kind of glad. She don't need to hear everything that's been happening in no jumping universe. I got in trouble with my girl a couple times. I kind of told her the same. Just kid back. Maybe don't watch the show no more.

Just keep saying crazy shit, I think. You know what I'm saying? It's probably for the best for the both of us. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like girls, like, you really like me. You shouldn't follow nothing I'm doing. Right.

Like, or from a distance. We're just being entertainer. Yeah, it's just awesome. It's just a job. Just smoking mirrors. I'm just trying to earn my check. You know what I mean? Because some of the stuff is like,

especially, okay, you can watch it. Don't necessarily recommend this to your friends. No. Because what happens is you say something and she doesn't feel away but her friends feel away. Right.

And now she's, I'm gonna answer the questions to her friends. You know, when you're with a girl, a lot of times you really have to make sure you good with her friends and her family. That was right. If her friends... They're gonna plant the seed in her head.

Yeah, they're gonna put the battery in her back. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Hell yeah. And now you're gonna plant some seeds in her too. Ha! See what you did that. But them, them friends are you have to fool the friends somehow

to think that you're a good guy, you know what I mean? Like, whatever you gotta do. Somebody gotta believe it. Exactly. You know what I mean? That's why you gotta do the gestures. Right. That's why they need to do.

the flowers and stuff. They can show their friends. I like what you did. He cares. When's the last time you got your girl flowers, though, boy? Since the relationship's been fresh, you know, you're madly in love. You're going to get her some flowers? I'm going to. I've yet, I've yet to, but I'm going to. You know, it's only, it's been a short amount of time, so I'm not going too hard on you. I'm not trying to throw dirty a game.

It's been pretty short. We're still in that 90-day. Are you a flower type of guide? Are you more like day-to-day? I'm taking care of everything. You know what I'm saying? Like, are you... I'm more of a just different gesture-type. guy like I'll pay attention to like little different stuff and then like try to like get her that like so she's just like oh man I really want to get on my fitness I need to get an Apple Watch like I'll just kind of mental note that and then next time I say oh here goes the Apple Apple Watch. Here's the Teebu Apple Watch. Yeah yeah yeah yeah I try to do little things like that but I'm not averse to giving out flowers and stuff like you know what I'm saying so I will do it but you know I'm so I don't always lead with it you've been in a relationship a long time Lance no single no I got girl but everybody got girl listen Let's focus on dope. Okay, yeah, we first pass that real quick.

Oh, my God, girl, what are we talking about? Got it. But dope boys always, your relationships are always fascinating. Tell us about it. Tell us about it. It's a whole thing on this show. Oh, really? It's a whole thing.

Oh, yeah. He found love on one of our streams. They've been against inseparable ever since. On my birthday stream. Leo that did, not that one. Oh. A different one. He, there was a few of them.

He fell in level one stuck. You know what I'm talking about the one who was in studio. Right. They was all in studio. They're all can because we were going to stream for 24 hours, but ended up getting cut short over some. Yeah, some crazy guy. Some dumb shit. Yeah.

But they ended up surprising me with like a, you know, a makeshift 20 versus one. I don't know if it was exactly 20. Yeah, probably 17 versus one. Like the balloon type thing? Sort of kind of, but it's more just bring three girls in to the pod, three at a time. You know, we question them up, see which one doughboys feel. and he picks one of them, we kicked the other two out. Bring three more in, and we just cycle through all the women.

We cycled all the way to the end. He picked one of them. She was a winner, and they've been... That sounds like a hell of a life, bro. I'm going to be honest with you. Listen, man, you got to get to the point to where you have other people siphon out the... Like, no, we're doing the dirty work. Yeah, man, I don't care what your favorite cup.

None of that, man, you bring them to me already vented. Yes, exactly. So, yeah, that was, you know, and I was... You know, I did, because that surprised me with it, So I didn't even know what was going to happen. So then we just kind of just hit it off. And yeah, man, we've been rocking ever since. She ate his ass already.

Oh, God, damn it, man. Yeah, she did. I mean, she said it on the show. So we could say it, you know? She said she did on the show. Yeah. She says, did. Oh, she came back on the show.

She actually came on the show. Yeah, she came and she did the Monday show. Because they had a little drunken, uh, bender weekend. And they were going kind of crazy on some of the host. So we had to bring both of them on so they could be like, hey, my bad, you guys. You know what I'm saying. One of the things I was revealed was, uh,

That she said, yeah, she, she licked his poop shooter, you know? Yeah, man. Oh, they got the clip right here. Oh, okay, that's them on the, that's them on there. Okay, yeah, so that's him and his girl. It's a nice lady. She seems like she cares about doughboy a lot. Doe boy needs to, you know, cherish her and take good care of her

because she seems like she cares about dough a lot for sure. One woman man in this thing. This her right here? Yeah, yeah. Huh. Good little ninja outfit. She came through going crazy. Yeah, man.

Just, just, just, but what is your experience with D'Oboy and the ladies? I don't have no, oh, oh, with the ladies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not dating D'Oboy in my life. It's like licking ass. What's your script to doboy? I don't fucking have one. How about that?

I don't know what the fuck kind of show this is. What is his, what kind of jump are you all trying to shoot? But not with me. Or it's like you're trying to join the squad. That's our color. Not with me, guys. I get jumped into this gang. Yeah.

I don't know if it's Adam 22, 69. but I don't give a fuck. What's happening here, guys? But what has your being like doughboy's demeanor around the ladies from what you've seen? You said it's always interesting. What did you mean about that? Because Dooboy has a lot of love to give. I do.

That's what I noticed. I'll be like, oh, so for me, right, it takes a lot for me to, like, really, like, fall for somebody. It don't seem like it take you as much. Oh, no, man. I'm third day. Love you. Yeah. Yeah.

That's kind of one of the issues we have is that. genuine you think or is it a manipulative tactic and just you trying to hook the girl in type of thing or you really think that he's really falling I don't I'd be really like going through it so he's not manipulated okay not at all yeah he'd be like fucked up yeah when shit don't work out he'd be like down and missing her and all that shit it's like no manipulation if even if he's the one who fucked it up yeah you could still go through it for sure yeah for sure because we don't know how to do what we want. We know what we want.

We don't know how to get the results. Yeah. Right. You say, oh, I go work out and I'm going to do two days. It's because I know the results I want. I just don't know how to get to them. I know what I'm supposed to do, but it's harder to execute it. Man, I love this girl. I know I'm supposed to do

XYZ. But sometimes ABC happen. And I wish I could do XYZ, but I'm just a mere man. Yeah. Yeah. And I think my age... You shoot him way too much. Look at him. He's loving it.

I think my age has a lot to do with it too. Because, you know, I just turned 47, a couple, you know, about a month ago. And I just feel like I'm just at that space now where I'm just like, all right, I'm ready to settle down. Yeah, just don't say that anymore because that's why women hate us because we say shit like that. I'm 47, so I think it's time for me to settle down. They do hate that. It seems like he's just settling with whatever he could get now. I'm 62.

You know what I think? It's time. I should stop chasing these holes. It's about time. I need to get about the club. You know what I mean? In the wheelchair. I'm going to dig in the game.

Everything's in these homes. You can have the rest now. You can keep the change. At 47. Yeah, I just think it's time. You said you like turn up. You got a turning point though. You kind of like made the decision like no throuples.

No, none of that. No, none of that. I'm going to just try to see if this just works. And if it just works, then cool. And if not, then I don't know if I'm jumping in anymore after this. Because if this don't work, I'm just like, clearly I don't know what the hell is going on. So hopefully. It's not always you, you know, you just got to try your best and, you know, the best will happen.

Do my due diligence. So, you know, I'll figure it out. I mean, I want you all to work. What's her name? Oh, Cindy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Doe girl, as we call her over here. Oh, Doe Girl.

Shout out to Doe Girl. I like it. She earned it. I mean, she's that ass. You got, you do girl now. Yeah, yeah, you're mad at her. I mean, what am I going to do? Just be like, oh, we just talking, everything did all that?

No, yeah. Y'all be eating each other's ass. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's not like... Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, of course. She did it once, and I was just like, it just happened. It wasn't...

It don't just happen. No, it, because it... Because it never happened to me. Right. All right, but it never happened to me before then. That was my first time. Really? That was the first time, yeah.

And it was just, you know, it was just, there was a night, we were having a good time. We got to send her to Iraq. She is. She ready for you. She can handle anything. Yeah, she can get the secrets out of Guantanamo Bay for you. Yeah, for sure.

After having it, it's not like I'm like, hey, do that one thing again. I'm just like, all right, like, I have to happen. It doesn't have to happen again, whether it happens again or not. If she tries, you're going to be like, all right, baby. Come down. It's all good. Yeah, because I don't think that's my thing. I was just like, you know, did it happen that time?

You like doing it to her, though. Yeah, that's cool. You like eating ass. Yeah. You'll be eating ass? No. You'll be eating ass? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's not like, I'm not like, I love this. But for sure, like, after a certain age, like you hit 30, you got to start eating ass. But the crazy part is I'll be feeling like, so I always have to make a lot of money and I always have to stay in shape in these things

because I'm not eating ass. So I got to bring something. You got to have everything else on the list because you're not doing that. Because I'm not eating ass. And I know, like, you know what I mean, I ain't going to say y'all, but for the sake of this,

y'all be leading with it. You know I eat your ass. And it's like, You can't say that I haven't done that. I haven't done that. And I've only done it to a couple of chicks in my life. So I ain't like I'm getting serious as hell. I'm not a much.

I am not a much. So it's like, man, you can't, you can't come in and say, I ain't doing this, I ain't doing this. And I don't got this. And I don't got this. And I got this. I'm not doing that. I mean, well. That's how I got it.

But eating the cat, you down to eat the cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not all DJ Call it out. Nah, nah, nah. Wait, DJ Calat don't mean he in the box? That's what he said. Yeah. He's eating something.

His wife seems a little unhappy too in the videos on Snapchat. He's a fat nigga. He should know better. He was on Weight Watchers for six months and gained seven pounds. He just watched him get bigger? Yeah. We just watched his weight go up.

Damn. I mean, we can't laugh. We started a weight challenge and we all weighed more than we did. We started a weight challenge when we first started a podcast and none of us lost weight. That was about three months ago. It was a weight. It was a weight. It was a weight and see what a weight.

He was waiting to eat, waiting about one week to start eating more food again. I'm not going to lie. The first time I seen you last was you was pretty much the voice of the Sacramento Kings. You know what I'm saying? For a lot of the time I was in a sec. You was, you know what I'm saying? The only thing I heard good from Sacramento was you, you like skits and the stuff he was doing for him. No care.

Yeah, yeah. So the Kings thing was so fun. And I still kind of do it. Yeah. It was just, dog, I was. That was when. That was when the team first, like, was taking that turn. Yeah.

Dave Yeager was coaching Deering Darren Fox and, man, Buddy Hill, Marvin Bagley, just got Joe Young Corps, man, Harry Giles and Bialisa. It was just, it was just a bunch of young dudes. I think Shump was there. And I was just making videos in my car. Yeah. Just talking shit, dog. Just making videos.

Like as a comedian, so you know, you know how to, I know how to write it out. And then one day they just hit me up like an email. A word. I was like, you was going viral in like Sacramento, for sure. Everybody was like sending your videos around and stuff like that, even before you was actually working with him. Yeah. Yeah. And so then you were up because I was out of the, because I've been gone from Saxons.

Oh, no. Never looked back. Don't give a fuck about nothing going on. No, I'm just saying. So like, were you like going to the games and stuff too? Huh? Can I take the case? Yeah, yeah, go, yeah.

Do you get that. So describe your hate for Sacramento that you have and why you don't love the city anymore. I love the city. I just, I mean, are you still a Kings fan? No, no, I was never a Kings fan, to be fair. My pop's from L.A., so I always been a Lakers fan. But I got love for the Kings because it's like they asked, so it's like, I don't got no reason to hate them. I was a Kings fan for so long, but we had so much heartbreak and we were always trashed,

and it kind of felt like the upper management or the people that were making the decisions just didn't know. how to get it right. Like we would have times where we were like, we're about to go to the championship. We're about to be good. And then they were just messed up. So I told myself once I lived in LA for 10 years, I'm switching it up.

So now I'm Lakers. Rams, Dodgers. I'm all things LA. Are you all things LA fan too? I'm Lakers, Dodgers. I'm a Vikings fan. So that kind of throws it off. Y'all are 3-0.

Yes, sir. We are. What would have thought? Muchie's weak-ass team lost again, too. man, shots of the Packers. You know what it is? I hate the Packers forever. I'm gonna hear Rodgers too.

But how was your, did you watch a football? I was low-key down six. So I only watched the Vikings game. I was kind of just watching Red Zone on much of this, you know, on most of the stuff. But it was, I mean, it's definitely an interesting year so far.

The Raiders are three and freaking O. Yes. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, look at pretty good. Competent. Like, you know what I'm saying? The Niners are 3-0. The Bills 3-0.

And then your boys are 3-0. Those are the last. beating teams. I still like, my favorite player in the league is Lamar Jackson, so I think my secondary team is the Ravens. Okay. So they won, they beat the Cowboys. You know what I'm saying?

They did they think. So it was cool. Are you in any fantasy football leagues? No, I got invited, but I don't just, I don't watch enough. I watch a Vikings game, then I'll check out the highlights. But I feel like to be in fantasy, I like to watch all my players actually, you know, play their game. You've got to be sitting there all day.

I'm not going to lie. I still really like to even have a chance that really, you know, going crazy. but yeah shout out of the vikings for sure uh we got that as the thing though for sure we're going to touch on that the king's reporters got caught talking a little crazy about some NBA players uh some women I got that clip yeah I just added it to the docket okay well we should get in since last step that we should get in can we pull up the topics I wanted to get into this first one yes let's talk about this a little new segment you know saying since doughboy always puts me on to uh all the new snacks and things, you know what I'm saying? He somehow has all the new, uh, you feel me,

like, he has all the new news on like snacks and like new fast food items that come out. I don't know how. So I was doing research last night. Just came out with a little list of them. So pretty much it's, you're going to either give me a big back or a big cap. You know what I'm saying? We, we snoozing on this one. We stay in sleep or this big back approved. You know what I'm saying? So we'll just ring them off real quick. This is a wow. And, uh, yeah, this is crazy. This is the fat cap. So you got to put on a couple of pounds and start snacking while, you know what I'm saying while you chilling. Uh, crispy cream, you know, original glaze, but they coming out with a coffee original glaze

donut. What, what are you thinking about that? We talk big back. I think that's definitely big back approved because you could do two things in once. You can get your sweet tooth handled like I'm saying, get your donut. But if you need a cup of coffee, you're not the coffee glaze or the coffee taste. You don't need the energy drink. Just eat a 12 pack of those.

Yeah. And you're good for the day. If you eat Kris cream donuts, you just. just go to the doctor and just tell them to take the foot. You don't eat Krispy Kreme? Hell. When that light come on? I haven't eaten it in a minute, but I did eat some like a month ago.

They're still good as fuck. I'm not going to lie. They're still amazing. Why ain't you out here eating Krispy Kreme? I'm going to tell you. And Krispy Kreme ain't, it's not bad tasting. First, when I first heard about it, I was like, let me try it because I heard so much about it. Then I tried it.

And it was almost like too sweet to be fun. It's literally pure sugar when you're body. Pure warm sugar. You got to eat your way through that. I felt like that initially, but you got to eat your way through it. You got to just keep going. Get you like a half a dozen and some milk and then your body will adjust it. A half a dozen? Yeah.

Six donuts and some milk. Yeah. You remember me when I was bigger than this? I didn't get big like that eating chicken breast and broccoli. What is it? A farmer's dozen? 13 or whatever. Give me an extra one.

Baker's dozen. Yeah. Give me an extra one. Whatever. But yes. Okay. Big back approved for the Krispy cream joints. We should make a what's it called?

the Boondocks Luther Burger. They had the Krispy Kreme Donuts with the bacon and the burger patty. There's actually a place out here in LA that does that. I had it before. I think we should make our own. They have crispy cream donuts as the buns. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that.

Yeah, it's a great time. Take the foot. Okay, we got a healthy option coming to the McDonald's. We got a McDonald's grilled chicken sandwich. What do you think about the McDonald's grilled chicken sandwich? No, it's a grill filet. Big cap, man. When you're ready, chicken sandwiches are made to be crispy, man.

Get that grilled shit out of here. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, when you think about the goats of the chicken sandwich, like Popeyes, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's crispy. Even the long one from Burger King, that's crispy in its own right. So we can't do. But Burger King had the grilled joint.

Did you ever the grilled one? The grill one from Burger King ain't too bad. I'll be doing grilled like this. It's crispy in its own right. He's great new terms of this bitch. Yeah. Okay, so we see. What is worth this?

It's crispy too. Its own way. It identifies. Not traditionally crispy. You know what I'm saying? Okay. We got a Dr. Pepper dropping a Dr. Pepper dropping a Dr. Pepper ice cream float flavor. So it's still a soda, but it's ice cream flow.

I believe vanilla Dr. Pepper float flavor. What are we thinking? Oh, that's big bag. Let's go. The Dr. Pepper is goaded. Let's go. Dr. Pepper is top five sodas. Like, you know what I'm saying?

So it's the flavor. Another thing. Then you throw ice cream in the mix. What's your other top five? I would say, I would say Coke. I would say, just OG coat. OG Coke.

Okay. I would say Dr. Pepper. I'll say Sprite. You're an old ass man. Orange Fanta. Okay. And pineapple fanta. Okay.

Pineapple Fanta. Curl ball. What's your top five? I haven't been drinking soda a lot lately, but if I had, you know what I'm saying? We go on, I'm going to switch it up. Mr. Pib me. You know what I'm saying?

Over Dr. Pepper? Yeah. Mr. Pibme. Pib extra, I might say. Okay. Okay. Shit. If we talking as I was a kid, root beer me.

You know, say, root beer all day. I thought you was old. Rubeer. He came out of the gate. I grew up with, my grandparents raised me alive. He came out of the gates with Mr. Pibb and root beer. This is all shit that was at my grandma's in the ice chest. Mr. Pibb, what I say, root beer, Sierra Mists.

Oh, that's what I grew up drinking, bro. We ain't have Sprite. I wasn't rich like you. I got you. I got you. And then let me think, shit. I'm going to have to say Sprite, too, that McDonald's. Sprite hit like crack and then

shit what's the last one? I'm gonna go sweet sweet tea if I can for the last one can I go sweet tea for the last one that I count what about you you strike me as a nigga that don't drink soda I ain't have a soda in 14 years I already knew I got already too not even living life right so no but look the last

time I had a soda I was in Japan and they got the fancy joints huh um they do I mean they just have their brands but I went to McDonald's in Japan you know you always hear how fast food tastes different in other countries. So I go to McDonald's in Japan and it's the freshest

food I've ever tasted at it. You wouldn't believe it. I heard to have like a shrimp Big Mac out there. See how he knows everything? That's why I started the same thing. He said my people told me. My connect out there. He's like, okay. I got a McDonald's connect. Across water and they told me.

Across the water. I got the shrimp pig mac. Nah, dog, that was the last thought I had was in Japan. It was the sweetest, freshest, like, I've never tasted soda like that. It was amazing.

It was a sprite. It was a sprite in Japan. It's super clean over there too, huh? Yes. They don't have no trash cans. Damn. So like when you're out in public, there's not trash cans everywhere

and there's also not trash on the ground because people are conditioned to take their trash with them home. He's put in their pocket and shit. And they go home and throw their trash away. They don't think to throw their trash away when they're out. They don't think to just throw stuff on the ground. And if they do, they don't pick it up, somebody else will just pick it up

because they don't want their city, their town. We should start cleaning up L.A. like that. We should. We start an initiative. Yeah, I don't know how much time y'all got, you got to be clear. By the time we die, well, you know, it's 1% of the city, you know what I'm saying?

Oh, you asked me about sodas. Okay. I used to like Hawaiian punch. Okay. That should never get cold. You put a whole fucking ice-wrecking out of a fucking ice weather. Got it, though. Yeah.

Never got cold. Sprite Sprite Orange Orange Fanta There we go Orange Fanta What was the red Fanta one?

Strawberry Strawberry. They got that at jack in the box Yeah you gotta eat that with your Popeyes Okay You know people eat like wine with spaghetti You gotta have strawberry fanta with the pop-pice Cocoa beef, Sprite with chicken

You gotta shake it up like this You all know a lot about food I'm impressed This is the big back hat And then it's not soda. Lemonade, but it's not soda. No, that count. That count.

Lemonade. Okay. Lemonade. Okay. I would swap my sweet tea for pink lemonade. And then now's pink lemonade? Pink lemonade. I put an IV into my arm with that shit.

Pink lemonade. You feel the diabetes. You're not fast. It's like pop rocks in my veins. No cap. Next one we got is a craft mac and cheese ramen. So craft mac and cheese is dropping their own ramen. You could get, I think, chicken, spicy.

or pork flavored and it's still got the craft mac and cheese joint mixed with like you know Maru chan wait so what are the what's the what's the noodle texture going to be the noodles the noodles it looks like it looks like ramen noodles it looks like ramen noodles with the cheese on it with a little extra flavor nah that's a big cap for me because I've been seeing a lot of people put cheese on their noodles that's not my thing that's not yeah I'm not eating I'm not eating the ramen to have cheese so yeah that's a that's a big cap for me you eat cheese on your noodles no yeah yeah it's not Are you, were you one of the kids that ate ramen dry out of the pack? Absolutely.

I hated that. You never did that? I tried it and I didn't like it. All my homies did it. I didn't like it. That's a sodium bomb. Chicken or beef or shrimp. Yeah.

Or Oriental. I think that's racist. Oriental. You could call a thing Oriental. I think we just can't call. The blue pack. Right. I still eat cup of noodles to this day.

You know, I found out recently, you're not supposed to cook cup of noodles in a microwave. They changed the recipe on the styrofoam. recently where you can't put it on it on it says you can now today all them years you couldn't he wasn't supposed to that's why none of my niggas never grew past five 11 pounds they're starting niggas grow out here yeah yeah yeah but uh um I remember I had I had an Asian friend growing up I mean I still got Asian friends but this particular you cut them all off you got off in man fuck these Asians I got money now enough enough yeah yeah yeah but I went to his house and he had a couple of noodles and he was like

you want something. I was like, sure. So they had the, what you call that? Like a tea kettle. So he had the cup of an order. He put the water from the tea kettle and he just let it sit. And I was like, all this time, I could have done it like this. How we supposed to do it? And he just waited for a few minutes and then was ready. No microwave or nothing.

I said, I don't trust that it would taste the same. I think it tastes better. You think so? I've only done it in the microwave. So I don't know. I don't know. I just felt like it would weird me out of it. I was never on the ramen, the dry ramen.

That wasn't my thing. But all my homies ate it. Well, we did with the, what was it, the ghetto fund dip? You put the Kool-Aze and sugar in a little plastic bag.

Just shaking out. Just shake it out. Yeah, we caught that Tang. Shout out to Tang. Yeah. That was the one with the chimpanzee on the commercial. It was in Tang.

Okay, we got Taco Bell crispy chicken nuggets. We give him out a big back or a big cat. Definitely a big back. And you want to know why? Why? Because Taco Bell and KFC are owned by the same. corporation so that's where they get their chickens

don't have all the herbs and spices. They're going to have all this. It's going to be seasoned up right. You could get a, what's the thing that's folded in like a weird shape? You could get that. A crunch wrap? Yeah, crunch wrap with the nuggets inside of it. I seen that was one of the options you could get.

I might be stopping there after this, after this program and that sounds fired. You know, door desk, they bring it right to you. Oh yeah, I'm going to have to do that. I'm telling you we got to do our food videos, we got to start reviewing this shit. What are you giving that the Taco, Taco Bell, Krisby Luggets? You rock a way? Um, I haven't eaten Taco Bell in probably three, four years, because it made me sick one time I swore off of it.

You know, if we got to try for a video, I'll bring it back. We got to, man. You know they had the Enchorito not too long ago? Yeah, I think my mom was fucking with the enturitos or with my cousins. Don't quit like that no more, man. You got a little sickness stop you from time. I definitely. A little food poisoning.

And the only two that did me dirty was Chipotle and Taco Bell, man. So I just said, I guess the fake Mexican shit ain't for me, man. You're not eating Chipotle? I haven't eaten in probably three years, three and a half years. Chipotle ain't real Mexican food? No, no. It's owned by McDonald's. Is it?

Yeah, Chipotle by McDonald's for show. I think it's still a real Mexican food. It's good. I mean, I miss it sometimes, but I just make it at home now. Taco Bell ain't real Mexican food eat? No. No, even I know that. No, that's not real.

That's all good. It's so good. It doesn't mean it's not good. It's just like, you know what I'm saying? You ain't going to Panda and being like, oh, is this what the people in Cessuan are eating? But sometimes when you go to get tacos in Mexico, they'd be trash. Don't put this on us. You're going to be like brand and say, oh, they just got bean tacos and shit.

I'm not going to say that. just like they don't be having all the stuff that we put on it. They don't play the lettuce, the sour cream. They don't put lettuce on them. Salancho. You don't put lettuce on your tacos? I'm saying, that's like black people tacos,

which are good. Do you put lettuce on your tacos when you make? Yeah, but I'm black. Right. I just made black people tacos the other day. You put lettuce on your tacos too? Yeah, I just don't put ketchup on my tacos. If they're a hard taco, I agree.

But if you put, street taco, two tortillas, corn, you can't put no lettuce on that joint. You're sicko. You're freak. I need that. They put the pico. They put the meat, then they put the cilantro,

then they squeeze the lime, then they do the... Quagamole. I have an affinity against avocado. He's the most picky fat dude you ever mean about food. He don't like onions. When I was growing up, avocado was never that popular.

Like chips and guac wasn't a thing in the 90s. They rebranded all of these foods, guacamole, rebranded Brussels. They made the Brussels Spouts We grew up with you. Yeah. Boiled and shit. These Brussels sprouts be fired.

Yeah. These Brussels sprouts know something. Got a little crispiness to them. Yeah. It's all about the texture and the seasoning. It's not the spinach. It's not as far as. Facts.

Yeah. We were supposed to cook some shit today. I just remembered. Remember we were supposed to cook some shit. It's like to beat you. Yeah. But you got, I don't think you could cook,

bro. You fell ill, so you probably forgot. No, I'll still get up in that kitchen and get to whipping. What's the last thing you cook? He saw.

I made a pizza last night. You made a pizza? Yeah, from scratch. What did you use for the dough? I made dough. I know, you know what I'm saying? Get a little yeast, a little flour, you know what I'm saying? A little water.

I could cook for real. I could cook for real, dough boy. You make your own gravy too? Yeah, yeah, for sure. I make my own gravy. I made a little beef stew the day before, two days before, beef stew with some mashed potatoes, you know what I'm saying? A little steakhouse style mashed potatoes, a little beef stew,

carrot, carrot, celery in that bitch and the crock pot eight hours. Yeah, I just got me a crock pot, man. I'm about to start making pot. Cutta! I'm about starting making pot roast this. such. Okay, yeah, bring it up here, bro. Come on, man, I like it in here. Yeah, come on. I like the Kimish.

We use a lot of weird terms up here that don't really fit in sentences, but it is what it is. Hey, we're a brisket pod too. What do you think about Jimmy John's barbecue briscus sandwich? You know what I'm saying? Are you a Jimmy John's guy? I probably only had Jimmy Johns once or twice, but... Same, a few times.

Believe it or not, I'm not a huge biscuit, nigga. But you, didn't you try that panda? That was like one of the time. I did like that way. I was a fatty, wasn't it? Yeah, it was real fatty but I'm not normally like a thing like if I go to like a barbecue spot I'm not gonna be like give me the biscuit like I'm just you know I never have biscuit you never had it

oh man you're missing out you gotta try something what the hell don't what blood talk date you oh shit did they really put 50 pounds on me like that though 50? God damn yes nigga if you wore a shirt that was in Excel that's how it looked let's be real and then I got the headphones

all going to the plug talk you fucking weirdos gotta fuck with the headphones on that. So what do you think about Doe Boy getting into the porn game? Because we do porn over here, not me, but you know, say people up here in the building do porn. He wants to he's voiced it many times. He wants to be

the first fat, you know, fly dude and porn. I mean, if you, if Doe girl licking your ass he's ready, right? Yeah, you ready. It's time. All the thing missing was a camera. Yeah. I don't know if I do that on camera, but I would smash on camera because I just felt like there's like

62% of America is obese. How come it ain't no fat porn star? Why don't we have some fat porn stars? Like, you know what I'm saying? We need to be represented in that genre. We do got fat porn stars who are fat now. They wouldn't fair when they was doing it. Not men, though.

Women can get away with it, but men, there's not like no BBM category for Big Beautiful Men or B, yeah, there's no. Big Beautiful Dough Boys. Oh. Oh, you just went, oh, Big Beautiful Doughboy? Yeah. A guy has an okay ring to it. Big Beautiful Doughboy, cover girl.

Yeah. But I'm trying, that is on my bucket list, though, man. I'm going, I'm going to shoot me. That's all you got to do. All you got to do is. when you're doing what you do, just turn your phone on. And then, because now, because really, you're going to be open mic in it. You got to start up on the open mic.

Facts. That's what we've been telling. Fire up the only fans. And this girl start independent, get signed to a major. You know what I'm saying? You feel me? Because I don't like how every girl who suck a dick on camera say she a porn star. Right.

True. A star? Right. Exactly. That's what OF did to the game. A star? And half of these chicks on OF that they don't do, like, you don't even do this good enough to be doing it on camera.

Like you are a Trash at it. The star is a stretch. Yeah, we do need a new term for aspiring ones for sure. A star? Like we got labeled sound cloud rappers when I was trying to rap. So it's like we need something for them. It's like,

you got to be a sound cloud porn or something. They got to be a porn star. You can't just go straight to that. Yeah, a mumblefucker. Something like you have to. Mumblefucker. Like mumblefucker. I like mumblefucker.

Yeah. Something that's a little demeaning so they could step it up. So you know you got you got levels to get to it. Exactly. Exactly. There's levels of shit. So stop trying to start at the top, bro. All right.

No, I'm good with it. From the bottom. Granted your whole life. Maybe I'll just start putting it out like mixtap. Like just put, do something and just throw it on, like keep it moving.

Throw it on Twitter. Yeah. Because Twitter let you get away with anything. No cap, bro. You would go up on Twitter. No cap. You would. Or X.

Sorry, how bad. Elon. Don't, don't blamp us. We got a, so we say no on the barbecue brisket sandwich.

I'm okay with that. I don't even like Jimmy Johns. They put too much lettuce on your sandwich. Yeah, pickle cheesecake dessert. So KFC's dropping a whole pickle line, one of those items being a pickle cheesecake. Are you trying it out?

Just because I'm fat. Yeah, but I'm just, I got to. I can't not. But I'm probably not going to go. I'm probably not going to spin the block on that. It just don't sound like it's going to be good. But I don't know, though. Remember when we went to Gus's, we got the fried pickles.

So I do like the fried pickles. Yeah, those are fire. I do eat pickles. But it also wasn't like a sweet dessert either. Yeah. But the fried pickles was good. When you think about a pickle cheese? I don't even like cheesecake, but...

You don't like cheesecake? At all. Damn, no wonder you're not fat. Like at all. So you don't drink soda? What is it about cheesecake? The flavor, the texture? What is it?

Texture. Yeah, I don't like the texture of cheesecake at all. So do you like cream cheese? No. Oh, okay. No. No. Not at all.

I like, I stopped eating sweets for a long time. I've had some recently, but I had one like five years and I don't have no like sweets at all. But like if I'm gonna get a cake, now I must sound like the old. man, I like carrot cake. Oh, shit. Oh, man. You should have told us that before we invited him on a podcast.

What the hell? I like, I like carrot cake. I like German chocolate cake. Oh, God, that's the thing. I hate coconut. So I can't do it. Not coconut ain't bad. I'm just not a big chocolate guy.

Yeah. And them is my two favorite case. Carrot cake got raisins in it. You still fucking rocking with it? Is it raisins? Yeah. Yeah, fine. That's fine.

I thought you said if it has racists in it. I'll take a lot of it. The races might be serving it. Yeah, man. If a carrot cake called me a nigga, I just got to accept it. It's a carrot cake. It's delicious. You are slim on the pick.

Eating carrot cake. So what else? Do you eat? Raising brand too? That's some old niggas shit. You want top five cereals? Let's do top five. What's your top five?

Raising brand crunch. Oh, Raising brand crunch. Okay, I give you that. Raising brand crunch. I don't like your face. Raising brand crunch. You stayed with your grandparents. You know what I did.

That's why I hated. I tried it too many times decided I still hate it. It's a show. Don't give me that. You're disappointed the family. What would grandpa? You go R&B granny, but that was some bullshit.

If they knew how you were talking about that made a great-brain crunch back then. It didn't have Raising Brand crunch back then. Straight. Straight from the farm. Crunch changed the game. Honeynut Cheerios. You sounded really old now.

I'm okay with that. It's good for your heart. I'll be reading the box. He's like the cholesterol. The cholesterol. And then Captain Crunch. Okay. Now we're talking.

Captain Crunch classic. Cuts the top of your bow. If you can't handle that, get the fuck out the kitchen. No, no, it's worth it. You know what I'm saying? Right, right. Honey bunches of votes.

Okay, I'll give you that one. You ain't give it to me, I took it. We'll give you that one. That's bad. And then I'm going to go fruity pebbles. I'm not fucking with that. Okay. I'll go Captain Crunch,

cinnamon toast crunch, golden grams Raisin brand crunch And then I don't like your attitude over there even I like regular cornflakes Just regular corn flakes With sugar on it

Not frosted flakes They do too much You need to regulate your sugar You can regulate it You're trying to lose my foot Oh shit He won't order cereal That turned his milk chocolate

Cocoa pebbles That was really number one. I ate that yesterday or the day before. I drank the milk. I drank the milk right after. It was amazing. Coco Pebbles, we got to go Lucky Charms meat, you know what I'm saying? Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You know what I'm saying?

I'll go a honey bunches of oats with almonds. You know what's pretty bustin? And then I'll go, what's it called? Frosted Flakes. That's my fifth one. But really, I had all the off-brand joints. So I was in a big ass bag. I was about five five feet tall. We all had that man. Yeah. You didn't have Lucky Charms. You had Magic 23. Exactly. Yeah. The golden grams.

Molto meal. Exactly. Exactly. It was one with like a kangaroo on the front. I used to fuck that one up at my grandma's for sure. I forget what I think it was called golden grams or something. They looked like a little bean. It was like Graham. Like Grandma was like golden grams. Something like. Yeah. Yeah. It was the golden years of my life. Yeah, man. We got a Del Taco Flaming Hot Caso. So they brought Flaming Hot. They got a bunch of different products. You fucking with the Del Taco Flaming Hot Koso. They got fries.

They got a burrito. Yeah. We got all that. I'm doing that. I'm definitely messing with that. Yeah. I think that the Flaming Hot thing is getting a little. They're dragging it a little bit because they're just putting on everything.

I'm not a spicy guy anyways. Not only a spicy guy, but I can handle the heat from the Flaming Hot. But I just feel like they put it all everything now. They put it like they make like burritos and stuff. Like raw kind of stuff. And those little balls like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah.

You guys got a strangle hold on those. Yeah. Those balls that they rip up. with all the stuff on the inside. They look good. Facebook marketplace. You never seen those? It's like this ball.

Was it boodine balls or something? It's like a ball and it has like stuff in it but then the outside is coated with like flaming hot chito debris. It looks like there's rice and cheese and some other stuff inside of it. I don't know. I have not gotten to this side of the internet.

Okay. You got to keep working. Yeah. We'll get you there. I'll start texting you some clips and stuff. I don't want my algorithm that's like this. That's just spamming with the worst shit ever,

so his algorithms just tore up like ours. It's like y'all talking to food I've never heard up. Because it sounded illegal. A lot of this stuff don't sound legal. Well, a lot of people are making it out their house and selling it. California just passed that thing where you can sell food out the crib now. Like pickle, pickle cheesecake sounds like a felony. It's definitely going to make us.

Get three to five for that. You get cold with an ounce of pickle cheesecake. We come back to this bathroom in here. We're going to commit a felony in that motherfucker for sure. We got a, okay. IHOP bringing back its stuffed French toast. Oh, absolutely. Are you an IHop guy or Denny's guy?

I go IHop. Okay. There was IHop on Metal View right there, but really I want a Denny's. I'm not going to lie. Denny's a-Nus. There was a Denny's on Mac Road. Yeah, that was too far down. I was closer to like pocket and shit.

So I had to go to IHop. I was relegated at I-Hop. Yeah, I think I take. What are you taking, IHop or Denny's? I'm going to take Denny's because of how, like, if I had to go based on which one I was at the most. Okay. Denny's. I stay right, like right Mac Road. Grand Slam.

I just stay right on Mac Park, Mac, Mac Road in Center Parkway. Yeah. Yeah, Countrywood Village. I stayed in Countrywood. I stayed in Aspen Park. I stayed in Parkway Village. Oh, you did the whole Godlet. I stayed on that whole block.

And then I stayed in the, um. It's a treacherous block. Let me tell you. The townhouses that's right across street from Rio Cazardia. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I stayed right on Grandstaff. Like, I stayed all in that section.

In that section over there. So, you know, I, you know, I. Denny's was right there on Mac, and the Kmart. I used to have a whole system. I used to steal from all of the stores and that whole low radius of fire. I was steal from Mac Frules, then I'd go steal from the dollar tree. Then I go to their food source, get a bag, put all my stuff in there. Then I go steal from that Kmart right there.

And I go across the street, steal from the target. Then I go home and count all my heartings. Jesus. Was you just keeping them or was you flipping? It's just you worked up the appetite with all the thefts. Then you would go and pay for the Denny's and go get you some dinnies, huh? You see the Vannys. I already see it, man.

See the vision. What about Sherry? You fuck with Sherry's? I used to mess with Sherrys. Yeah. Me and the homies dying and dashed her sherrys a few times. Let me see. I'm not going to lie.

Let me see how much of a Sack OG you are. Did you ever do Mr. Perry's? Yeah, for sure. Mr. Perrys. No one's the world right off the freeway, right off the 99. Come on, man. One of some of the best times would be when my grandparents came down and we go to J.J. Norse.

What you know about J.J. Nors? Right by Flore and Hall. Right by Flore Mall. It's a buffet. Okay. Okay. I know.

I was that hometown was after. Okay. Okay, okay. We stayed at home town. And that's when family bargaining center was across the street over there. Yes, yes, man. And that was like, you know, when you're young and you don't have no sense of appetite and all that. You just want as much as you can get.

Everything. Give me one of everything. We get to go to a buffet. And just keep eating. That was the best shit ever. I'm not going to lie. Eyes like this. And then your mom be like, nah, you got, uh-uh.

You can't drink no more soda. But it's here. They said I can eat. You can't tell me all I can eat. No. I have to tell you. And this was before, see, people don't remember. We didn't drink water back in the day.

Like bottle water, that wasn't a thing. Drinking out the sink of anything. You drunk out the sink. Or the faucet. But you waited for it to rain and looked up and drank that. Yeah. Like a turkey. Yeah.

But nobody went to the store to buy water to drink. Yeah. Hey, and since you're a fellow Sacramento, and help me put this debate to rest with this guy. Please tell me that you've had Jim Boy's time. tacos before. Absolutely. Tell him that Jim Boys is goaded.

Yeah. Yeah. Greasy for me. It's very greasy. Too greasy. But I'm going to tell you what I used to do at Jim Boys. This would change it for me because it wasn't as the grease for me as much as it was the cheese. I don't like when cheese get too melty.

Oh, yeah. So I would say I would order the Jim Boys tacos with no cheese. And I was to put my own cheese on the house. Okay. That's fine. That changed again. We rock. Yeah, my mom coming home with the taco burgers from Jim Boys when I was a kid for sure.

But then you had to make sure that you tell them to keep the cheese on the tortilla. Remember they put the Parmesan cheese. Yeah, that was the fire. They put the cocaine. The cocaine on the outside. So make sure you. Take one bite. It just goes everywhere.

Just dust everywhere. Parmesan cloud. Yeah. So I didn't say don't put the blow on the shell. Keep the blow on the shell. But don't put no cheese on the inside. I put my own cheese. That's fair.

And I stay right around the corner. one when I was I used to watch the biggest loser remember the biggest loser yeah I used to watch the biggest loser while I ate your boys tacos that's real these motherfuckers fat as shit I can't eat these every day though right I'm like what these motherfuckers I was like this I said these motherfucked up oh we only got what we got uh I think this is the last one okay starting today Wendy's is bringing back the classic yellow packaging so the fries the drinks remember the OG that's way back way back they bring it back the yellow when they had the bigie Remember we had like the Biggie fries on that shit?

Yeah. As Wendy's falling off in your mind, I feel like Wendy's fell off. They fell off. I mean, I still will hit them up every now and again for some chili. But that's usually all I go. Their burgers be trash. The fries ain't good. The chili's good.

No, bro. The spicy nugget solid. Can we get him a water, please? Thank you. Yeah, no, Wendy's fell off. Wendy's one of those spots. Burger King fell off. They were like coming back a little bit, but Wendy's fell all the way off.

There's been a resurgence of the Woppers. So yeah, they've definitely came back. Supposedly. They used a new ingredient, shit like that. Yeah. So for sure. They said, I'm for Vallejo and had Jim Boys and Sack. That shit was hell of nasty. Thank you, Munchy's Ray Bans.

Appreciate that. Appreciate you, brother. You know, the crazy part, I see my voice is leave. I need some water. It's almost over. No, you're good. My eyes throw water, and that's why I knew it was bad.

Dang, it was something you was just saying that was the reason why I brought that up. I remember after I stopped dying. All good. Oh, no, thank you. Oh, yeah, man. Oh, okay. You got to drink it, though.

Okay, I'll drink it. You're our sodas corresponde on this podcast. For sure. I'll just get into some other stuff. So, you got the internet on fire, man, with your latest post that I saw, man. Can we play the clip? I want to talk to you about this. Is it this one? Yeah.

Let's see what you're talking about. Let's see. Slow down a little slow Well Lance is going back and forward with Airy Spears Or what? What's the deal? Give us a little synopsis. What's the synopsis? I really don't know.

So I'm genuinely asking. Oh, we're trying to bring up the clip. But oh, here we go. Here we don't play it. Let's see what he got to say. Oh, yeah. Let's see. This dude was real funny right here.

I'm a big fan of this guy. He goes to look for me again. This time he said, So I just saw you on TikTok saying, selling tickets is the hardest thing to do, especially if you do crowd work. I've been doing this 36 years and I sell tickets. Haven't had a major TV show or movie career and I sell tickets and I'm one of the best at crowd work.

So instead of constantly attacking me, be man enough to admit that I can do what you can't do. Do you sell tickets? End of story. First things first. I did not say selling tickets. is the hardest thing to do, especially if you do crowd work. I said selling tickets is the hardest thing to do, period.

So if a comedian is posting crowdwork clips, and that is helping him sell tickets, then you've got to salute him. Selling tickets is the hardest thing to do in comedy, period. Selling tickets is the hardest thing to do. So if a comedian figured out a way to sell tickets, all you can do is salute that. And the comics who are known for doing crowdwork right now

are really good comedians. Nick Jackson, Mojo Brooks, Matt, right? These are really strong comedians. Then he said he's been in the game 36 years, sales tickets and never done no major TV. You did death comedy jam at the height of it when it was making stars. You did eight seasons of Mad TV.

You was a regular on Vlad TV. And you want us to believe that none of these vehicles helped you? It was all you and your crowd work that sold some tickets. One message you're telling me to keep that same energy. The next message, you're constantly attacking me. I thought this what you wanted. But he did tell me to be a man. It meant that he can do whatever.

I can't do. I cannot kick black people off my show. Something inside of me just will not allow me to look at another black comic and tell me he's not welcome here. I could not get a platform like deaf comedy jam to believe in me and then years later turn around and talk like they beneath me. I couldn't do that to Stan Lathen and Bob Sumner and Tina Graham and Russell Simmons and Kid Capriam Martin Lawrence. I couldn't do that. I can't lay in the bed with a hat on all the time. Is it take to your temple? I know the inside. of it smell like wheelchair pillow. This dude all over the place, man. One minute you're watching my videos on TikTok the next minute. I don't know who Lance Woods is. So, Eric Sp- So cool. So where did this all originate from?

Did you guys have- Spice-Mide, boy, boy? So, like, what? How did it, like, do you and him have history, like, before this kicked off, like, were you guys friends back in the day? Or this, like, something very, very new? Never, never, never.

You know, man, if you follow my Instagram, follow my Instagram, y'all sir, Lance Woods, on all the stuff. Sir Lance Woods, Sir Lance Woods, Sir Lance Woods, followed on all of the stuff. So I'd be making videos.

Like, I'd be, like, for example, I did a video like Vlad TV with Tony Yeo. So I Tony Yeo, we always talking about, I'm in the sofa, and I'm eating raccoon knuckles.

All of that. That was hilarious. You went viral on that. Yes. So that was no different. I was doing stuff like that with Aries. Like impression type shit.

Impression type stuff. I did that with the game. I did that with, me and Tony Roberts did a whole, every time a club, Shea, interview would drop, we would do it.

I did Cat Williams, I did Monique, I did Tyrese, we would just do that. It was not like an uncommon thing for me to do. Everybody was getting the content. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I also do it in a way that I feel is not like super, like disrespect for. Not malicious Not at all So I did the video And then he DM me And was like

I hope your goofy ass Keep that same energy When you see me in person Oh, stoh I was like Oh really Was that the most hostile Anyone's ever been

That you like reenacted they shit? For sure I mean me and Tony Ayo Are friends now Because of the videos Yeah Tony Ayo called me He enjoyed it that much

He enjoyed it that much He reposted it He reposted it He called me on Instagram He had my number He called me on Instagram I was like, sir, Lance Woods, you gotta come to New York. That's fine.

You made me viral. You made this shit go crazy. Like, however you all hear Tony Ayo talk, that's how he talk. That's how he is. So he was like, me and Tony Ayo did a Vlad thing about last year, like a food thing. He was like me, Vlad, Uncle Murder, Tony Yeyo. He was like trying different all of these foods. But he was just like, bro, he was like, you, he was like, you made that shit pop.

Like, once you did that shit, everybody, like, caught off. on to that and then it just became a thing. So that was my thought. It's like, oh, bro, I'm just doing that. And he's an impressionist. It's an impression. Right. But what he said that, I was like, oh, okay.

And then it was like, because that sound like a threat. Right, right. Keep that enemy. When you see me sound like a threat. And it's like I'm not going to entertain like that kind of hostility. Right, right, right. I'm just going to make more jokes out of it. Right.

Now I'm really going to turn up on your ass. So that's, that's, that's, that's where I was at when it's like, oh, yeah, bro, I'm just going to make more jokes. Okay. And more jokes. Did it surprise you or did you kind of have a feeling like, you know, I see Aries getting in his feeling sometimes like, oh, he just be like that for real when he got at you like that or he like caught off guard? I wouldn't, I wouldn't surprise or caught off guard. I was just, I was indifferent about it. It was just like, oh, okay.

But if that's how you want to approach that, you know, all the stories I've heard about him or not, like, like. sound like stories of somebody I want to be around. You know what I mean? But I didn't have a personal experience. And then, oh, this is my personal experience. Oh, that's how you talking then? You don't give everybody a little benefit of the doubt until you meet them.

No. Kind of. The stories I heard and the people I heard them from. Oh, it was reputable. Was just like, yeah. Yeah. Nah, though. Yeah, yeah.

But nah, though. Yeah. And then, and then just find out the stories are worse. Right. Like then you get the cause and people like, nah, bro, you know this is like from people who you know big names and people who'd be like, nah, bro, let me tell you, this is what happened.

Right. This is what, and you're like, oh wow. So that's when people will be talking. And I was like, bro, I'm telling you, I have not even started yet. Like anything you think I've posted, I have not even started to dig in. Like if it, it's one of things. Like if it's that, then it could,

we can go all the way to the end of the fence. Yeah, I got. This is what I posted is 2% of what I could do in all of the creativity and the stories and the things. It's like, you know, I would much rather just make fun. Right. I was much rather just poke jokes and all that. So you guys have yet to run into each other in person yet? You guys haven't seen each other?

I'd be inviting them to stuff, but he don't come. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. And so you don't. I had the show, at the TV show, he didn't come. I invited him. So he didn't pull.

And he hasn't responded to this yet at all? Nah. Okay. Not directly, not to me, nah. And he had said that publicly though, right? Because I think I've sent an interview on there before that. He had said publicly that he don't have black openers for him. Yeah, for sure.

Well, that's because Vlad brought that clip up when they sit down. And he pretty much was like, well, you said that. And he was like, when did I ever say that? And then Vlad, after the fact, read it that and posted the exact clip of him saying, hell no, I don't have no black openers. No. So that was, I did that. So if you go watch the Vlad interview.

Yeah. Vlad, he's talking to Blades and say, who told you? Who told you? Who called Vlad and said, I don't have Black Open. Yeah. And he was like, Lance Woods. Oh, he said that? So, Blad said, yeah.

That's the video before this. Yeah. And then that's when Eric was like, I don't know who Lance Woods is. And then Vlad was like, you literally just had a back and forth with him online. He was like, oh, the guy who puts the black stuff under his eyes. If it all of a sudden you remember. And then so that was that. So but even that, it was like me and Vlad were talking about other things.

Me and Vlad just talk. You know what I mean? So it was more of a thing of everybody doesn't understand how the comedy business works. Right? You know because you've traveled on the road and things. The way it goes is a lot like this, man. if if if if if I'm the headliner this is me Lance Woods I say yo dough boy you are you travel with me as my feature you go everywhere I go as my

feature the reason why that doesn't happen a lot is because it's not feasible it doesn't make sense for dough boy to fly and a hotel all the time to go with a club if we're doing five shows the club's gonna pay you five hundred dollars they're give you $100 a show. So, and your travel is going to be $300. And then it's going to cost you $150 for your, to stay there. So you're going to travel moving to make $50. Unless you're just killing it on the merch.

Unless you kill it on the merch. Right, right. Or unless you would have a comic big enough who can say, hey, bro, I'm going to pay you three bands to come with me. I'm going to take care of to travel. And I'll take care of the, I'm going to get you a room and you just make that money. And oh, now it makes sense. But you have to be with a comedian.

who can do that. So what happens is a lot of comics just use locals. Like when they get in town, they'll have the club book a local feature who doesn't have to travel, right? So when they book them local features, he's like, yes, but no black people.

That's wild. You know what was the recent ins again that he gave? He had like a couple reasons. Yeah, well, he was just saying, well, so even when he said that, because I've heard the other. conversations but he's saying like you know most comics he said he said he said most bloke most black comics only have one beat oh yeah that's most black comics don't have a lot

of reins to their comedy so if the host come out and he black he's talking about black people white people within the future come out he's talking about black people white people with the need come out and I'm black and then it's like it's too much for the crowd and it's like well that's your responsibility brother like you right in my experience the hairliner don't nothing even matter once the headline they get on stage. They don't even care about nothing they heard because they came for the headline. They came to see that person and that

person is going to erase everything that just happened. It should happen relatively quickly within the first two to three minutes because most of the time when you the feature and I've been a featuring and I've done that and I've always been like

one of those like standing ovation features like yo who is he and still it's like like, that's what they call you. Because your name, they're there to see that person. So you were all, man, you was funny, man. Oh man, the one, man, he had the one joke about the one thing. Yeah, oh man, that's usually what happens with the best of features.

Right. You know what I'm saying? It's, ah, da, da, da, da. So it's like, it ain't taking nothing away. It's just, it's literally, I don't know, I don't want to make, I don't want to make up a reason why for it, for him. That's what he said, but it just. It's like the excuse he gave, but it's still like you're choosing not to work with black people. Yeah.

So it's either, it could be a thing of, you know, you don't want to, you don't want to, you don't want to, kind of compete for laughs in the same way. Because, you know, it's this thought thing that black people are just not funnier, but funnier, funnier, energetic, like the energy of black is funnier. Right. Right. Or you might be uncomfortable with black people in general. Yeah. And I mean, there are some headliners

that do that though. Like, you know how he was just saying that like, you know, he'll get a standing standing O as a feature. That means that he's dealing with a competent headliner because a lot of headliners won't put a big dog in front on because they don't want to follow because they're going to have to work too hard. Yeah, they're going to have to work too hard

to maybe get the crowd back or get the laughs or whatever it is like that. Yeah, but you just came out shy said it's the entertainer. Like, they came to the entertainer. That's undeniable. That's who they paid the ticket for. I mean, you know, I travel with Tony Roberts for a long time.

Sat out Tony Roberts. He's my closest friends in the world who's like regarded as one of the funniest people ever. I don't care what fame, one of the funniest ever. I remember one time I was with him. This is early on. And he was like, bro, that shit was funny.

And I was like, yeah, dog, I had this. this other joke and I was going to do this act out. I said I had this other joke, but I think you got to act out that's like similar. He was like, bro, I don't care. Just do whatever you want to do. Don't think about me. Just do whatever you want to do.

I'll be fine. Tony Roberts is so dope, man. He put me in my first movie. I think it was called, Not so fast. My toothless loose. I got it. You got the movie?

I got the movie. Yeah. So yeah, that was years ago, man. Shout out to Tony Roberts. You know, he's still working on the way to release it. Man, that's got to come out, man. That could be like a classic. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, we talked about that like two days ago. Oh, that's what so. I'm trying to figure out like the path of releasing the movie. Yeah. That'd be fine. Maybe the Grim Reaper. Have you dealt with people stealing your jokes or anything like that? Is that very common in comedy, would you say?

Yeah. I know it's looked down upon, but is that just a... It's looked down upon, but, you know, if we're being honest about it, we have to figure out what stealing is we have to figure out what your joke is some people it's like oh that you got the same premise as me that means you stole the joke yeah I don't I don't believe that to be true I do

believe that so I did this series right I think I'm gonna bring it back I was doing this series as just YouTube videos and I did one with Guy Fri one with Vanessa O'Neill when we bond de Carlo one with Darren Fleet it was just like they would come out the comedy club and I would walk up to him be like yo man Godfrey Yose said was hilarious.

That joke you did about your immigrant parents, I got a joke just like that. And then I would break it down, he'd be like, but you don't have immigrant parents. But in the joke I did. But that happens a lot. And it happens where comics will watch you say a joke. And it's not that they have a similar joke. They had a similar

thought. And they had never, they didn't know how to put the thought into joke form right and they seen you put it in a joke form it's like oh that's the piece that's missing i got to connect that to that so that's how they justify it like i have the thought before i ever seen him he just kind of helped me get there like this connecting piece yes and yeah that i see a lot but that's still stealing yes yes but um it is it's a thing to where it's like there's all of these fine lines of like right here and i had this and i just put this and I had that and I see a lot of that and um kind of tiptoeing on the line

kind of tiptoe on line but you know it's serious with that it gets serious about that I didn't the niggas will fight over stolen jokes like it's we all seem like the obviously like the Joe and Carlos Mensia's shit from back in the day like all that shit on YouTube yeah yeah for sure again for Carlos shit and and some sometimes it's blatant yeah but in my experience most of the time it's not blatant it is. is kind of what I described. Or it is like, I hear a lot of people with like these low-hanging fruit premises.

And be like, man, he stole my joke. It's like, I think everybody's kind of kind of came up with joke. It's like, I was talking about baby oil and did he. It's like, everybody kind of was. It was the topic to talk about. Yeah, it's like you, because sometimes you just know.

Sometimes, like I've, you'll watch people and you said they don't even, they don't think like that. They, because they, they don't have any other jokes that have that type of twist or that kind of debt. Only that one. Right. Your perspective just changed on that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because everybody has these, their strengths and their weaknesses. And to be honest, with you, every comedian is not a good joke writer.

That's a fact. You know what I mean? Every good joke writer is not a good performer. Right. For sure. Every good performer does not have, um, likeability. Same as like music.

You know, not everybody who's rap super good is the biggest star in the world and shit. Every comedian can't do crowd work. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's a different thing.

And that leads me to another question because I know this was kind of like what you guys were kind of going back and forth as well. Do you feel like such a enormous wave of crowd work is starting to hurt the brand of comedy overall? The reason why I asked you this is because I did a show maybe like two or three weeks ago.

And I'm not even like the quintessential comedian. I'm not out there. like the big dogs, but I still get out and, you know, you know, kick the tires every now and again. You was on stage recently? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw a few times. The Monday joint. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got to let me know when you back on the side. Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure. So I was up there, right? And so when I was up there doing my thing, it was just like people kind of like kept inner chiming. Like, it's like it's almost starting to condition the audience. Like, I get to be a part of this. You know what I'm saying?

I'll be in the clip. And I, yeah, and I've never been in a crowd work, nigga. Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, I'll, you know, interact. I don't ignore them, act like they're not there. But that's not my thing. That's not what I do. And like I'll have the material.

And now I'm feeling like because the emergence of crowd work has become so strong, like now it's kind of changing the mind state of the consumer. Do you feel like that is in any merit to that at all? For sure. And I don't even know if it's crowdwork per se. It does just too much stuff. And what happens is, um, Like music, like comedy.

Things used to be very like there was only this many rappers. And there was this many comedians. And comedians put this out this way and rappers put this out this way. There's gatekeepers that let people in and out. That led people in and out. And so there's good and bad with all of that. Right. When you think about gatekeeping, you like, dang, that's messed up.

But then also it's like it also keeps certain things out. Right. They kept a certain standard. They kept a certain standard. So what happens is once anybody could be a rapper. Right. Just anybody just. Is anybody with a laptop and a mic?

To be a rapper. And I can't tell you not to because it could work for you. Because there's a lot of rappers who are work for who are not good at rap. Yeah. They just is what it is, bro. But how can I say they're not good at it when they got hits? They got money. They have a moment or two.

my opinion, this ain't good. Right. A lot of comics, in my opinion, it's like, oh, this ain't, this ain't good, but it worked for them. Right. So, you know, who am I to say not to do it? I'd be hoping people get enough money to where they get out the way because these are still art forms and some people care about the arts.

Some people, like, take a lot of time to write these jokes and craft them up and can't wait to show you and share their thought process just for you to be screaming out stuff so I could talk about you and ask you where you work at and all that. It's like that's not what I'm here for. Not me, but I'm saying somebody might not be here for that. So yes, the crowd work thing, but more than the crowd work, I just think it is the emergence of having phones and everything out. Because the shows where they take your phone,

I don't know what people scream off the same. That's a fact. If they feel like there's no cameras on. There's no, there's no opportunity. for virality, then they'll just sit down and listen to the show. And watch the show because, especially bro, out here, the toughest part about performing now in general,

but out here I think it's a little heightened. New York it might be heightened to, but not as much. Atlanta, some of that, it's like everybody feel like they'll start. Yeah. And I'm saying? So imagine you work, I'm talking about, you work to become one of the best comedians in the world.

That's been your focus, just become really good at this. craft and you in the crowd. You haven't been focusing on your social media. You've been focusing on your craft. You got 13,000 followers on Instagram. You just focused on the craft. You and the crowd

and the people watching you got 700,000 followers. They like, you need to be listening. I'm the star. I'm the one with something that's worth saying. I need to be up there. That's what they think. Because they're like, no, look at my TikTok. Like, I am more famous than you.

You know what I'm saying? And now, if the game is based on fame and things now they're looking at you like what you're going to tell me you should be listening to me I can tell you how to get popping yeah and you like I'm not trying to be popping I'm trying to be the best at this craft

like man fuck that craft right but I guess you could take something from like you know how they market themselves or how they cut their clips up and shit like that I'm not talking about the comics I'm talking about the audience I'm talking about you go and there's people in the audience you remember back in the day

y'all remember that's used to tell people to follow you and they would just do it and now they got doing the whole investigation to see how many followers you got to see if you're worth what type of content you put out see who's see who else you follow and see who follows you are you even worth following because I don't want to waste one of my follows even though instagram you can follow as many people i'm kind of like that i'm not going to lie are you yeah i'm definitely not like uh oh you have to have a certain amount of but if you're not even putting no content out it's like where am i going to follow you Don't even post more post. I'm telling you, you come to my show and you see me be amazing.

And you still like, oh, I ain't about it. No, no, no. You do something dope. I definitely should follow up. That's the world we live in. Dog, you know how many times I went viral in the past year? Yeah, you've been running it up. But I'm saying that level of virality used to equal you on TV now and shit.

Yeah. That, dog, if you, you would do a video and let's say you hit six million on a video, that used to come with 100,000 followers. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, that used to come with like, oh, no, now people that just look at you, be like, oh, no, that was great. They'll share it.

They'll set, but they won't press that button. You get a couple thousand or something like that, you know what I'm saying? A couple thousand now, maybe. Maybe if it's a good clip. They got to see you do it again and again. And they'd be like, all that I follow them now. I don't seem 13. He's earned it now.

You think how it's how it is. Which is just, you know, it's because there's so much competition. There's a million people going viral every single day. So it's like people got to see you pop up. I think I've heard it was like 10 times before they hit you with the follow. But is that? But also the people who are pressing the follow now have realized that they can be stars too. True.

Like how many people you know that are popping and you have no idea what they do? It's a lot. Yeah, I don't know what they rap, sing, dance, comedians. I don't know what they're doing. They got 459,000 motherfuckers that see something in this love with you. They just post cool shit on Instagram.

I don't know what they do. They got money somewhere. I don't know what they do. Selling drugs. Let's just get into some of these donations. Our fans be letting us know what they think in as we talk in. So Francisco Martinez,

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I'm right back. I'm here, y'all. He came back. $10, Shadow Moses. What happened with Kev on stage? Stop being scary and tell the people what happened in detail. Someone check Anthony's laptop. So when you fight in Spody again, stop ducking the Spody fade, Doey. Shout out Kevin on stage. You know, the fact that you act so weird about that.

I don't act weird. The fact that you act so like sheepish and weird about it makes us want to know more. It's just letting you know. I'm just letting you know. I get it. We had a podcast and we stopped doing it. But shout out to that guy. And it had nothing to do with you drinking.

No. Of course not. Base God 40 Woody, 499. You make homemade pizza. You won't go back. Make the sauce with San Marzano tomatoes. He knows ball. He knows ball. Shout out to that fat guy in the chat.

Shadow Moses, $10. Anthony, quick question. Is it true? You left Kev on stage with all the bills and fake the mental health crisis about Teddy Ray? Okay, they're going crazy. They say you're larping as a comedian, but in reality, you're the joke. Nope, that is not true. Rest and peace of my brother, Teddy Ray. Yeah, I don't think you have to fake someone when you're on me pass. That's crazy. Munchies Ray Bands 499. Okay, I read that one. Yes. Jim Boys is ass. I'll be honest. And before we get into the next time, I want to ask you about this and I touch on this a little bit. So you got this show that you do, is it monthly now, the TDE show?

Yes. So tell me a little bit about that. Like, how did that kind of like, what's this? Tell the people like what it is and how did you, you know, become connected with TDE. Man, that's a prestigious honor. Oh, yeah, man. That's my people's, man. Shout out to top dog.

Yeah. Top Dog entertainment. The whole family over there. I did a show. I did a show out here and Top was just there. He was just after show. And then I seen him Backstage after the show

He was like, dog, you was funny And then I was like, appreciate it I didn't know who he was Because he keeps such a low profile Yeah, right? And then we exchanged numbers And then he was like, yeah, just hit me, bro And then I had told myself

I was like, bro, I'm gonna start hitting people Because I'd be getting like, exchange the numbers You were telling the stuff And I just never hit him And then if you wait too long Then it'd be like I remember me six years ago I was at that one spot, that one day.

So I just hit him and he was like, yeah, come to the studio. So I went to the studio. Not even knowing who this man is, like, for real. I knew who he was after that. Okay, got you. After I was like, I'd seen I put the, and I was like, oh, like I was like pieced it together. He's like come to the studio. What was the expectations when he told you that?

Like, damn, like, he's just trying to fuck with me. We just going to kick it. Nothing. It wasn't a real unexpected. He was like, he was like, yeah, bro, I fuck with you, bro. He was funny as hell, bro. Like, just come kick it. comes to the studio.

So I came to studio, him, Jay Rock was in there. Shout out J. Yeah. J. Rock got some shit on the way. Oh, does he?

J. Rock's a beast. Ray Vaughn. Jay Rock, it was me type, J. Rock, Rayvon. And we was just talking. We just talking for like a few hours, just kicking it.

And I had my video guy with him. Shout out to Smitty. So, and then ever since then, like it was. Just locked in. Locked in, bro. If I'm out of town and he's there,

like, hey, you good? You're moving around? You stray, you need anything. Like, all that kind of stuff. So the comedy show thing happened. We was talking about it. I think I wanted to do it.

Like, he's like, can we do some comedy shit out here? And I was like, we absolutely can. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. So then he was like, yeah, bro, just let me know. Like, what do we got to do? And then, so my thing is like, I'll be trying to like,

I don't want him to have to do too much. Just like, as long as you tell me, I can run with the name and run with this and that. Give me to go and all the rest. I'll do the footwork. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, yeah, bro, just, yeah. And how many have you guys had so far?

Four. Okay. Four. We had Ryan Davis, Renee Vaca, James Davis, DeCard Williams, Alisa Dique, Nate Jackson, Donnell Rawlins, Brandy Denise, CP, Keion Polly, Mike Epps, Earthquake, Tony Baker, Corey Holcomb, Zaynab Johnson.

Oh, man. I hate Malik B, Naim Land. Shit, I seen Duno was on the last one. Duno, right. Kanisha Bus. All the hitters. You got the heavy hitters. You bought out everybody.

Yeah, yeah. So, and then I host them all. Okay. Well, make sure you get me on one of these next ones, man. I gotta get down. I mean, I got a list of people. Yeah, yeah. Work me in there.

Work me in there. So yeah. Just a couple tickets, you know, we'll take that to them. We ain't gotta get them on stage. You know what I'm saying? Moose is thinking about getting in the stand-up. You got any tips for him on what he should? do to maybe you got to get on stage yeah yeah we're still working on uh you know the first set so

we're gonna get out there do some uh open mics and uh i'm gonna rock out there with dough boy yeah yeah yeah yeah so i mean it's really what you got to do is just get out get on stage really i just don't want to get canceled so comedians get like all the freedom you know what I'm saying to kind of not get canceled oh you think you're gonna say some wild shit no no just like on podcast you know I like call people retard stuff like that and I feel like I also do political stuff so I feel like you jokes are political stuff on like political like debates and things like that Like shit like that. I'm saying.

Okay. What side do you be on when you be? I'm, I'm left. I'm center left, I would say. I'm a Democrat. Okay. Yeah.

So you'd be debating with Republicans. Yeah. Yeah, Trumpers and stuff like that. You can't be knowing his shit too. You can't really get canceled if you on that side. You get canceled on the other side. You can't get canceled on the right. You get canceled on the left for show.

You said you can? Yeah, the Democrats. That's all we do is just cancel each other for sure. Really? Yeah, for sure. They're a lot more touchy than right wing. It's like you have the crazy. cases, the Republicans, all that,

the Trumpers, they can do what they want. I'm saying they, they're talking about amongst amongst yourselves. Like, so amongst yourselves. So you can get canceled amongst the left, but not by the right. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Absolutely, yeah, no, for sure. Now, but I was really, I just want to try it too. I want to try

all kinds of different shit. I just moved to LA six months ago, so I'm just trying to, you know. From Zach? Yeah, yeah. I live in Sac for 30 years. Okay, so you just got here six months ago. How do you feel? I feel good. It's been going pretty well for myself. I've been coming to a jumper for about a year now. I've been full time for about six months, and I'm a rookie to a year, so it's not too bad.

You got family out here? Yeah, I got a little bit, yeah. Half my family, my grandparents moved here from Mexico first. It was in Pekoyama, and then they moved to Meadowview. They're still in Meadowview to this day, but my pops grew up out here until he's about 10, and then moved out there. If you see, if you want to make friends. I got one thing. That's out here still.

If you want to make friends and family out here. just find anybody with like red hats on and just call him your cousin. Oh, I got Munchy B, so that works. I got my friend Munchy B. He's the mayor of Englewood. He's been, he's a good guy. What's up, cousin? Don't say that to nobody.

Don't say that's nobody in a blue hat, though. Yeah, I'm not that green. Hey, I grew up in Sacramento, man. I know how it is, man. All that politics can turn you to a politician. I know, man. They just told me I was out of pocket, man. Apparently I got some Hoover's color.

I had no idea. Yeah. You might have some problems. some Mexicans with a hat on too, man. You might have a couple issues. The hats mean something out here. Just head home, man. So are you out here now?

Are you still in set? I'm here. Okay, nice. Okay. I'm here, dog. Do you feel like you got to be a part of like the L.A. comedy scene to be successful? Like, you know, how there's like New York comedians are very pretentious about it.

You know, we got the Austin scene that's, you know, risen. I think whatever, I think you got to flourish and where, whatever you're at. So if you, whatever you're going to do, you got to do it. So when I was in Sacramento, I was like I'm working with the Kings. I'm doing my shows out there. I'm traveling. I'm doing everything Sacramento.

Right. So if you're going to come to L.A., you got to come do L.A. stuff. Or you just paying a lot of money to say you live in L.A. Exactly. You got to ingratiate yourself in the culture out here.

You're going to be in New York. I hope you're doing four or five mics on you trying to get into the cellar or every spot in the stand because that's why you hear. I'm assuming if you hear to do comedy. New York. Is there any particular state or any region that is like your favorite to do comedy at where you be like, man, every time I go here,

it's just, D.C. Every time I go to D.C., it's amazing. Every time I go to Charlotte, it's amazing. Those are probably my two favorite comedy. I love Sacramento too because of the diversity. I think part of the reason why I became able. to relate so well is the diversity of Sacramento. Yeah, it's like a melting pot.

It's a melting pot. Y'all know how it is, bro, and we came up in a touch of class. Yeah, don't know about that. In the middle of Oak Park. Yeah. You know, nobody know in the Oak Park. They know we out there.

They shut it down now, but. BT, shout out to BT Kingsley. He said, man, that was the ass man. What was it? It was basically like a bar, like a bar in a restaurant, but he set it up to where they used to do comedy every Sunday there. It used to be packed. He used to be like standing room and it would just be letting.

Everybody would come through there and just get their jokes off like, you know what I'm saying? Lance, Mikey Winfield, Tristan, like all the guys, Andre Bailey, everybody. It was insane Wayne, everybody. Yeah, bro. And the hustler. Yeah, rest in peace. You was born in San Francisco though? Yeah, born in San Francisco.

Okay, but raised us at? Okay, that's fine. All right, so what we got on this one? We had some, you know, people that our boy used to, you know, work with, you know, I'm saying? We got some female Sacramento Kings reporters caught on hot mic speaking on Ben Simmons, Zach Levine. Let's listen to what they had to say real quick.

Sarah Hodges. That's how you know you made it when you could say that about yourself. I said that's what it happens when, you know, that's being Sarah Hodges. Oh, no. I'm trying to transcribe it. I don't know. Ben Simmons and Ben Simmons is. That's what comes with being Ben Simmons.

Oh, yeah. I'm like. Yeah. Coim. Cringe He's like a looking dude I didn't notice like His skin's like so smooth

I was like damn no tattooing I thought Jordan Poole was your Like literally I like light skins I guess Jordan Poole What about Zach Levine then? I look fine Oh I think his personality annoys a shit out of me

So that's what makes it Yeah I look like an outcome kind of look like you're kind of like God you're kind of Yeah

I got back Yeah I'm not His personality He's fucking He just seems like He's hell of like a prick So that was pretty

Wish They was given The unfiltered opinions On them You gotta always know The mics is always hot The mics I've seen stuff like that

That's not too bad though No Enough to get him fired It was all my friends Oh Damn I heard the voices And I was like...

And you know them? Absolutely. What are they thinking? Like, I'm going to call them when I live here. I swear to you. Oh, for real? You're not getting the boot or just a reprimand? Ooh, that's tough.

I don't think they said anything too crazy. I don't think they're going to get... I don't think they're going to get booed. I almost actually was here at Media Day. Oh, word. You might have been a part of that conversation. Yeah, fuck them, man. Quit fucking with them light skins.

Maybe. Oh, that's crazy. No, to the point to where, look, as I'm here, somebody just text that to me. Look, dog, look. It just texts me this. Oh, wow.

And said, bro, did you hear this? And I, but, oh, my goodness. Yeah, I don't think it's a great look for them. I mean, just because it's like if they're, you know what I'm saying, Kings reporters, whatever, and you got to be around these players, like how awkward is that going to be now?

You didn't set it all this shit kind of bled these niggas like that. Now you got to be around them and act cool. Like, that can be a little awkward. So the thing that's good is they're not, their face ain't on camera. There was a name set. in there so if they dug and heard the name um then that would be something one thing about

players they kind of don't care as much as people think they do about some of this stuff right you know they probably just high soul scrutinized and just broken down it's kind of like an instagram comment type yeah something like that and then media day see if you never been to a media day they got to get dressed like in their uniform and just answer questions all day. So these are the photo shoots for the whole season. These are the questions

they do with all that. So it's like, after a minute, they'd be like, just ready to go. I've done a few media days and they'd just be like, so it's like,

it's always cool for me because they like, know me and I'm just cracking jokes and it's cool, but it's just like, you know they're not enjoying themselves. Hell. They may get the hell on.

I mean, they did say like, yeah, they find, they just, you know, their personality ass. So it's like,

you would take that as a compliment. Like if we just heard some girls over it. Yeah, Dope boy fine as hell. I guess I wouldn't be bad. Exactly. It's like, it's not the worst shit that could happen to you. Yeah, hopefully they don't get the boot. Don't give him the boot, Sacramento Kings, man.

Keep him around. Give him a little rapper, man. Slap on the wrist or something. Quick question, y'all. I see that they picked up Ben Simmons. Y'all think you got anything left in the tank? Or you think it's a rap? I think it's out of the league.

But hopefully, like people were saying he's going to move like a kind of a little Dremont type of position, play the four, facilitate. I mean, I remember when he was coming over, they was talking about he's going to be as good as LeBron and shit. So that's why I get so much scrutiny because the, you know, the expectations were so damn high. So, you know what I mean, but you always love a player who got a chip on shoulder or something to play for. So it's like, man, if he, if we can get, if we can get, I'm trying to show y'all the girl who was talking. Oh, I don't see. Um, if he, if he, if he, if he, if he, if he, if he can get

that spark of nah, let me prove it and show them I still got something left we can get that the thing with

Ben Simmons is besides that's what he had back problems. That's always the worst thing to have is the back problems.

But I think it was more I think his issue more was just in between the ears man. I just think he got in his head and you know when he passed up on that shot when he was in Philly

like you know what I'm saying I don't think we've never seen him. Oh, okay. she can say what she won't but no what's McCarthur I think that he kind of just lost his confidence

and never really found it Yeah yeah They can't be too Matt I think that So yeah I just think that You know he lost his confidence So hopefully if he gets his confidence back Like maybe he could put it back together

But I think you know Once a player loses his confidence Then it can be downhill from there So yeah I think of the back problems Definitely led to the confidence The mental thing Because, like, look at a MPJ.

Like, he probably drop in 30 a night if he didn't have back problems. You know what I'm saying? Like, that back shit is, you can't do nothing with a bad back, you know? The dude's out there fighting for his life. Right. You know, it's crazy. But, yeah, hopefully he can. But this is one of the worst rosters ever.

So we're going to have to see. They got to get something shaking. I mean, let's relax on that, guys. You think they got a pretty good squad to roll out? I mean, I didn't say that either. But what I'm saying is, you know what I'm saying? Listen, man, let's hope A-Cuff develops. Absolutely.

Yeah, he's going to be good. Yes. They always got at least one or two young dudes as good. It's just the whole shebang. They got to get right. Keep it almost the hard part. And develop. See what happens if Sabona plays through the season.

If he's there for the rest of the season. Half the good point guards in the NBA right now were former Sacramento Kings and shit. We had Halliburton up there. Halliburton Fox. Davian Mitchell. All of the same team. All people leading fucking playoff teams. In a year and a half later, we was like, we need a point guard.

That was always the most frustrating thing about being a Kings fan. It was just like, I don't know what the front house be thinking sometimes. We let go of great players and they go on and do great things in other places. It was like, we just had this, nigga. How are you let's go? It's the Sacramento market. It's just the Kings are on a very tough spot, dog. It's like California is the most expensive state.

Sacramento is? California. They don't want to get taxed. California and New York. York are the most expensive states, right? But if you go play for the Knicks, you're in New York. You go play for the Nets. You're in Brooklyn.

You're in New York. You go to California. You go play for the Lakers. You're in California. You're in L.A. Clippers, you're in L.A. Warriors, you're in the Bay. Right.

Sacramento is a certain allure. Sacramento. Has it made a, you know, hasn't helped. That they haven't been good in a long time. You're going to pay California prices and live in Sacramento. And you're a 22-year-old millionaire. You should. We used to have to watch all our bitches in Sack for Deerrin and them.

I'm not going to lie. God damn. He was like, oh, shit, she hanging out with Dearen's a rap, fuck. It's a rap. Deerrin's a married man. I don't know what they talk about. It was a long time ago, a long time ago.

I seen Deering with Riesie and that was all I seen them with. Shout out to the Foxes. He's a company man, y'all. I'm going to tell you all for real. We got Elliot Page. Grace is the cover of New York Magazine's men style issue. So obviously, Elliot Page. has transitioned to a male, got the cover.

What do you think about this, Doe Boy? What do you think? I just don't understand it, man. Like, why are we doing this? I mean, they were in the Odyssey, did great job in the Odyssey. I enjoyed them. I don't, I mean, listen,

it's no disrespect to the community. Like, I get it. Like, you know what I'm saying? They are who they are. They can live their life and live their truth. I'm good with that. But then it's like, when you start doing stuff like this, it's just like, it sends such a confusing, conflicting message.

It's just like, this is men's health. Like, you know what I'm saying? This is not, you know, a man. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, technically by the definition. So I don't understand. It was just like, even like when they had gay, what was it? Caitlin Jenner, like, like, woman of the year.

It's just like, I don't understand that. It's just like. It's just like. They say like, I'm a woman now, but I'm like, they kind of homophobic still. I'm like, damn, you like really, like, you really converted all the way. Like, I just, I just don't understand why they do stuff like that. It's just like I, it's, it's forever. perplex me and I just I don't get it.

You don't understand why who does it? I don't understand why the owners of this publication, which is men's health, why you would put a trans individual on there as to put them on that magazine. Who's this for? Who's the target audience for this joint? So I just don't. This one creeps me out a little bit. No hate telling you page.

Like I said, an Odyssey, they're great. They did a great job. They were great. Yeah, they were. I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I'm just trying to, you know, be. Everybody wasn't good cancer. You kept saying, they, I was like, how many people

was in the movie? They did a great job at they roll, whatever they want to be known as. But this is crazy. This is creepy. Like, the little boy body in the mirror, I don't know. Just the look that they've given us is just kind of creepy. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. So what was Elia's Page's name before? What was their name before? What was Elia

Page's name before? Can we get a Google on that one? Because it was in Juneau. That's when I first Sina, Juno. Yeah, Juno is a great movie. I can't believe, but I guess, yeah, like you said, who's this for? What does this do? Does this push, like, you know, more acceptance of trans people in this type of thing?

Because it's just like... It would make more sense to me if it was trans health and then you put them on it because that makes more sense to me. But to put a trans individual on a men's, somebody that used to be a woman and is now a man, you put them on a men's health magazine cover. That just doesn't make a fucking sense. Yeah, it's just not doing nothing for it. Because I feel like most of people that are consuming men's health are like very

normie-ass guys and shit like that. Yeah, I would rather have doughboy shirtless on the cover of men's house. Straight up. I'll do it. That would be way better. Huh. But do you have a, so you would have said no. If you were the editor, say, no, no, go, let's pass.

Let's get Brad Pitt or something again. Exactly. Like, but not. No. Who's a hot guy to you that you put on there instead? A hot guy. I said, I don't know. Like somebody.

Who's a hot guy to you, bro? Just say it. You got one on the front of your mind. All right, Michael B. George. Here we go. Put Michael B. Jordan on there. For Creed 4. But really, it's like somebody said in the chat,

who the fuck reads magazines anymore, Cah? You know, it's like, it's really just the Instagram posts, you know, so I feel like they know what they do. They know what they're doing. It's trying to go viral. Rage baby.

Yes, and we're going to talk about it on podcast. But that's not right for them to do that person because they just really thought they was getting, you know, represented for the cover because I'm just so lit and such a good actor. It's damn near exploitative. And yeah, yep, that's the word. I don't agree with it. I'm trying to find, because the only name I see is Elliot Page.

Maybe they just kept the Elliott, because Elliot's like unisex, right? Is it? Yeah, Elliot's unisexed. I don't think Elliot's, I've never met a feeling. Elliot Page was previously known professionally as Ellen Page. Oh, okay, so was it? Was it really Ellen? I feel like that doesn't sound right.

Huh? Choose their name. Yeah, Ellen Page, you're right. That's crazy. I did not remember that being their name. I'm not going to lie. What do you think about this, Lance? I mean, you're going to buy an issue or what?

You know what? Why not? You know what I mean? Let's read about it. Let's figure it out. I think as a comedian, it's best to have the most information you can to write the jokes properly. So it's like, I'll read this and I might find something in there. They look like a hairless chimpanzee in this phone.

That's just what's messing me up. I'm not going to lie. Like when they show the picks of them, they just look buff as fuck. Looks like lush right now. A little bit. This looks like lush. But the reflection,

that back part kind of looked like A.C. Slater. True. The reflection looks like a little more girly and then the one on the front is like, it's kind of like. Right. It's like two different presentations. It's like the green goblin.

Yeah, man. But yeah, shout out to Elliot. I mean, do your thing. I mean, I'm going to pick it up. Nope. I'm going to figure it all. I'm going to read it and just give me the bullet points. I got you.

I'm about to see what's going on with EP. Yeah, this one threw me off. I just didn't know, like, yeah, who's the demographic that we're shooting for here? I don't understand. Did you see your boy Crip Mac getting pressed by A, B, on the stream? No. Adam just sent us to the chat a little bit ago. I guess he pulled up on his stream, and he had said some stuff about Adrian Broner,

and Adrian Broner didn't like how he's been getting beat up, and he was kind of pressing him. He was pressing Crip Mac to his face. I ain't even see it, Dan. Do we have it here? You got to, I could probably find it. Can you find it for us, Nathan? But yeah, he was pressing him.

So who side are you taking in that? Because you like A-B, but then you're supposed to start a whole show of Crip Mac. Crip Mac, my homie, man. I mean, I guess I would have to have a little bit more info. Oh, here it is. We got a quick as hell. Crip Mac was definitely minded in his P's and Cues. I don't want that fade either.

Crip crazy. Crip Cripe. No, no. Respect. Respect. Prip crazy. Crip, me. Hey, hey, stop, stop.

D, what are you talking about? And he keeps saying he fuck his baby mom and this thing is weird as fuck, gay. Come on me, I'm gonna send the address like you. I'm gonna send the address, I'm gonna say, man, AB stream on your own. I don't care about that, bro. I don't gang man. You just said, bro.

That's that, bro. Bro, A, B, you just said it was all good. What's going on, bro? I ain't never did none to you. Why you got deep with me, gang? What's your problem? You know what you say? I keep squabble in the cripple.

Mom, you say that? What I say? I keep squatted. I'm in the cripple. Yeah, bro. He said, yeah, bro. He got to be getting to jail in and out all the time. I broke it out every time.

But that don't mean, that don't mean, that don't mean, you know what you doing. I'm looking at. Yeah, crick. And I'm looking at you squabble. Dude, that shit, bro. But I can teach you, bro. I'm just telling you, are you getting mad to me because I'm telling the truth?

Your shit ain't right, gang. It's like, damn, why you, why could hate me, though? You don't hate you, you. You don't hate you. If we're all right, if we're back some shit, if we're brothers, then ain't, if we're brothers, it wouldn't even, it wouldn't even went to the book,

because what he's saying all that for, no one I ain't even, fuck, though. I'm telling you the truth, bro. What I'm saying is this, though, bro. You got to learn how to really like get down, bro. you down bro yeah that's all I'm saying bro and if you want to come to the gym I got you bro oh yeah I definitely just try that so what you're saying is it's all love there's no beef like you like I can I beef with a nigga I don't know I never said

none about him I said y'all shake hands oh yeah yeah no no no happy ends it's it It ended cool. I'm a grown man, gang. I'm a grown Christian. You cut it. Yeah, I mean, I'm glad that it ended that way, and cooler heads were able to, you know, prevail.

I'm actually a fan of both of them, like, you know what I'm saying? I've never met Agent Bonner, but, you know, I'm saying, I do have to, you know, relationship. What was you and Krip Mac going to do again? Huh? What was y'all show going to be again? You were going to be streaming.

We were going to stream and do some shit. You were trying to do some A, B, and D and shit, huh? Yeah, like, follow the footsteps of the guys that's at the top of it, but, you know, we never really got it worked out. figured out. I think sometimes people be... So would you say that Munchy B is your backup plan to Kripmack now coming through with the stream and duo? Because you said the same exact thing to Munchy B recently.

Right, because, I mean, because I don't want to say... It needs a blood. So now you're pledging allegiance to the bloods now that you hang out with Munchy B too. I'm just saying that, you know what I'm saying? Like, once I really started to do a couple of streams with Munchy and kind of see like our chemistry and like, you know, I didn't, me and Krip Mac didn't really do much content together. I think I did one interview with him and I never put it out. a mesh a lot better. We're going to mesh.

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, me and Munchy just got like this natural thing. We'll go live 4 o'clock in the morning for two hours and just, you know, be having a good time. We 500 people in the chat just talking about whatever and it works well. So I'll just be. Flexing your viewers. You know, a little bit, you know, a little bit. So, yeah.

You definitely take a Krip Mac in a boxing match. After all the recent phase he's been in, you definitely got Krip Mac. If you lose to him, I can't fuck with you no more. Yeah, man. You're going to denounce me? No, facts. I must come out and really. really denounce you. Vote me off the Monday show and everything.

Yeah. Yeah, we're going to move you to the Thursday news instead. I wouldn't want to a box, uh, Krip Mack, man. That's my homie, man. So I wouldn't want to. So you think he would say the same thing about you? Yeah. What would we be boxing for? I mean, let's just somebody came to us both with a big bag. Are you on Kyle still boxer? I'm not, I'm not for sure. That's still up in there. I've got to hear back from now.

It's no, it's not me pulling out or anything. How many fades you're going to call and then not fade him, bro? For real. Like two more? You know, I'll put a cap on it. But now, you know, we'll, we'll We'll see what happens, but I mean, we got to talk to the promotion people and all that, but I'm not saying no, but I'm saying I don't know where it's at and nothing, no contract that's just too long.

Like you gotta do the call out and the fade like a week after it happens. Strike by the eyes hot. Yeah. Everybody's gonna be like, why these niggas fighting again? The first fade he called out, it was like six months later it was scheduled for the boxing match. Then both of them are like, you know, we don't really want to do it anymore. This is actually cool and friends.

Well, he said that, not both sides. Man, boxing take a lot of energy. It do. And you plan on eating pickled cheesecakes and you got, you got. You got to cut all that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, man. It's hard to even just throw punches for a minute. You will gas yourself out, just throwing punches.

Me and Musa's training. Moose was moving around pretty good in there in his box. I was just like, oh, I think Moose might knock somebody out. It's definitely the most exertion that I've ever done. I play sports girl on that, but boxing is different beasts for sure. That should get you tired. You ever mess with boxing? I used to box.

I used to box like, for real? It was nice with it. Yeah. You heard the Harry's. Man, you better watch that back. Straight up. You still mess with it. it from time and time?

No. Kind of like let it go. Not really because it's, so I'm in the process now. I'm about to get back into like real shape. Wait, this is, what?

No, this is awful. What? Awful's crazy. What are we then, bro? They're in awful shape. What the hell?

What are we? If that's awful, this is abysmal? I mean, you know what I mean? You got to do better. Morbidly obese is what you're saying? 62%.

62%. But, But, but no, I'm talking about like, yeah, yeah. Right. What type of stuff you're going to be doing? He's going to be doing like weights.

You're going to be doing more. I'm going to get back to Wage. Your warrior. My mom, my mom thinks I should do Nidgen Warrior, but that's because she don't know what in shape is. Those fools are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'd be like, no, mom. No, I, no, no. But that's your mom. She'll be like, you should do that because she see you, like, walk up the stairs quick. Right. So are you trying to get back to a level of fitness

that you were at before, or are you trying to get to a level you've never been to. Back to where I was at before. Okay. Like around there. Like you start to figure out the cost analysis, what is worth. Is it worth me sacrificing this for this?

Because what am I trying to do with it? I'm always in front of people, always on camera. So I like to look a certain way. I like to, you know, like I got a closet full of small clothes. Me too. Why do you? I mean, I keep them there for motivation. Torturing ourselves.

I got some size 36 Levi's at the house. I'm like, one day. Burn those. Get in those. Yeah. You got to have that motivation? Yeah. So like, like at my smallest and I was like, like, I had like some 28 waistpants.

Wow. I'm not going to do that again. I ain't had size 28 since like third grade or some shit. 28? Yeah, 28. I don't think I ever wore 28 in my life. I ain't going to do that though. I probably go back to, I got a lot of pants that are like 32 now.

Okay. But I don't like how they fit. Oh, okay. So you want. You know what I mean? So I'll be in like a 34. But I need to get back into where the, I got room. 32 is like a young thug with the skinny's on and shit.

I need them to be here. I need that. So like this jacket is small. I wear two X shirts. He love flexing. I just like to. You got down on two X. I used to be at a 6x.

That's good shit. You know, my highest, I was 486, man. I was a big boy. He needs a three. Let's be fair. Not because of the fact because of the crack. We have seen us crack. a hundred times since he's already been six months and it's worse when you big when you big and you

get up and you're crack show yeah i'd be having ass crack back paranoia like every time i get it i just oh you don't i do literally get up and you don't do that that's the problem well i want you get up you turn to the camera you show the whole it's like no wonder you grow it's ass it just be out she couldn't help yeah she couldn't help her she said i'm a fucking scrumptious yeah yeah yeah he keep mooning me you must want me to get up in there yeah but you you definitely been putting that shit on lately, though boy. Much better.

Much better than before. I've been taking notes from you, man. I thought you were dapping me again, so just dab me again. So I'll look down. I'll take another one. These prescription glasses? Yeah, yeah, they are.

James Oro, you know what I'm saying? Black-owned, you know what I'm saying? I just want to put that out there. You know what I'm saying? Just want to put it out there. Shout out to Ray J too. He always in the mixed up, whatever's going on.

Ray J's going to make sure he's in front of that camera. He's Mr. Relevant. Like he's always going to have some. Something where he's, you know what I'm saying, outside and with the people. I see somebody coming. Yeah. Ray J might be the only person who has consulted, Crip Mac and Kevin on stage while they was going through.

Yeah, there aren't too many people that brush shoulders with both of them, but we got another one right here. Oh, snap. Yeah. I know the guy. You are Ray J. Huh? Am I?

Dajay. Doj. Doj. No, we don't want Dojay. That sounds like OJ. DoJ Simpson. He calls himself that sometimes because he kills women.

He murders them. Kill them with love. Chops up their bodies. Shout out to Kuayante 499. Big shout out to Sack. Dumbass North. What's good, Lance? I see you.

916 stand up. I just had to read that once. It's a sacked out. Shout out to you. 916 in the mix. You already know what it is. Let's get into these topics. My bet.

Y'all seen the Rory and Queens flips? shit I think some of it I thought it was I didn't think it was real I thought I don't think Queens thought it was real at first too and then he kind of like reassessed that was the funniest moment when he goes Did I really just get pressed right now?

Like you could and he like told him And then he walked back over there to confront him a second time I guess they said this is Rory apologizing and we won't play the whole day nobody was going to fight nobody was going to do anything

but again Rory to DeMaris's point Oh, she's, you don't know that. I know what your intention was. Your intention was not to have a physical confrontation. Your intention was not for things to escalate. To DeMaris's point, you don't know who somebody else is with. I'm aware.

So when you're aware of that, you have to conduct yourself as if you're aware of that. And I was. No, the way you conducted yourself last night, that's not how somebody conducts themselves when they're aware of what could possibly. I'm saying afterwards, after we had the second. back and forth on camera and then spoke yeah but that's I was aware that it may not be love right worry but up we you talk about second and third time as men sometimes you don't get a second and third time you get one time to get this shit right he could have stole off on me

the on the first part right so with that but I was I was prepared for that you can't be prepared for that when you got a woman with you're right I know all right yeah I'm sorry that I'm being defensive no I'm sorry I'm not being offensive because I agree with no no I understand I know you agree But I'm just saying you can't be prepared for that when Damaris is standing there. Yeah. When I guess reason is standing there. Because now you're putting people that don't have nothing to do with this in the middle of something potentially happening. And I know what?

So I just wanted to ask y'all this is what did y'all think about? Because this pod they did was pretty much him and I believe her name is Damaris, their co-hosts. Checking Rory about it on camera. And what do you think about that dynamic? Do you want your people to check you on camera? Or would you rather have this been an off camera than they come on camera and be like, we rocking with you,

or you did some bullshit, but we rocked? Or do you respect them going in on them? I respect it just because the offense happened publicly and everybody saw that. So, you know what I'm saying? If you're on my people, it ain't like they're shitting on them like that.

Like, you idiot. They were just like, no, you was wrong. So I wouldn't be above being, you know what I'm saying, advised by my homies, especially if it's coming from a good place. I think with Roy, though, I just felt like he, maybe that's just the difference between, like, white and black people sometimes. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I think he maybe in his mind thought it wasn't that serious. And I know he was a little intoxicated too. But, like, niggas know, like, you can't do something. Like, he was sitting there talking to him, like, saying, like, basically singing a song, like, you got it, girl. Like, you don't talk to no nigga like that. You don't, oh, so we suck us. I'm like, that's just certain it can escalate very, very quickly. And maybe he said he was down to have it escalate is what are you saying pretty much.

And from what I've learned is that on the East Coast calling somebody a. sucker is way different than out here calling somebody like sucker it's like yeah you call somebody sucka you know in norCal they call the op suckas and shit like that but sucker and on the east coast is like pretty much like calling somebody a weirdo in l a like you a weirdo or a bitch yeah it's pretty much type shit yeah maybe he just wasn't really you know what i'm saying understanding that but yeah i mean oh rory was saying like queensflip you called us suckers like that's enough for me to trip on you right now to be having this type of energy.

Yeah, that's pretty much what his whole thing was. With you right now. I mean, I'm glad that they, you know, kind of got to the bottom of it because it was starting to seem like it could have, you know, went left like Queens were starting to turn up a little bit. Like, you know what I'm saying? So I'm glad that, you know, cooler heads prevailed and they chill with it and everything. But yeah, I just feel like he just wasn't really,

even though he might have felt some level of disrespect by being called a sucker or whatever, when you go up to somebody talking like that, you got to be ready for somebody to let their hands go on you, like just because. And they're in an event. Exactly. He got his homegirl with him. He got reason, you know, XTD artists, you know what I'm saying, as a guest with him. So that was their main point.

I think probably in the back of his head, he was just like, this niggas not going to swing on me in front of all these people. And that's maybe why he took it to the levels that he took to because I don't really think he would want those problems with flip like flip like, would flip like, flip like, saw he was on stream. It was kind of like he got his clip on me, called me a sucker. I'm going to get my clip on him right now, me marking them out on his stream type of shit. And that's when Queens Flip kind of like turned it up a little bit when he was like, clip that. Yeah, because then he realized, like, what he was like, he had real energy. He told me out on camera right now, so. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, when I saw it, I thought, I thought, like, they was playing around. And then when I seen this, and I was like, oh, that, that was all real. So I was like, I need to go back and really watch it all and see. But to answer the question about the on-camera versus off-camera, I think it happened on-camera. And I think once you enter this streaming world and, And this, where I think this is why no jumpers been so successful. I think that's why

Joe Button's podcast been so successful. Rory and Maw has been successful because they are okay with just saying things on camera. It's like that, that whole line of, nah, that's not for the cameras. Has gone away. For sure. Yeah, especially up here.

Yeah, it's like, nope, keep the camera rolling. I'll be thinking with these strings, man, like, we're just going to be, there's a brick wall coming with this stream and shit. I just feel like just when I think it's more contained like when people be like in the house or like in a gym or like in a place. But I think when people be outside, it's a bunch of drunk people outside. It's guys, girls, drunk.

I just feel like this bad shit can only come from that. And then it's just like it's all caught on camera. And I just feel like I just feel like people need to maybe straddle a very careful line when they're streaming because the shit could go left. We've seen people die on stream already. I'm not going to let people who got smoked on stream over them beefing on. on YouTube and stuff. Yeah, so I think people got to be careful with that streaming shit because it's becoming more and more popular

about they can become more and more dangerous as well. So people got to be careful with that streaming shit. But you think Rory was bugging? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I look at it two ways, though. I mean, somebody call you a sucker, and then when you see them, it's like, hey, you know, so I do understand that,

but I just felt like maybe the correct way to do it would have been like, hey, let me, let me, I'll let you off camera. Or outside or something. Or outside, like to take it off of these cameras. And then when you're saying all that, shit doing all that shit and then you say clip that then it then it comes off as disingenuous like you was just trying to you know get a one up on me or something so because queens flip did say like icing ish from joe button pod that's some of his co-hosts they pulled him aside after he said

the original suckers comment and was like hey man you ain't got to do that you know what I know you I know you ain't got to like inherit his beef type shit like right you could keep a player and he's like you know what you know but I don't think he came out publicly and was like my bad but in his head he was like oh yeah I did too much right and that yeah that was cool with Flip too like even him acknowledging the fact that you know he was wrong so I'm glad to see growth in young brothers and you know I don't know because flip has been on that he's been on his gross shit he has been on his I'm not gonna crash out shit so it was like damn Rory trying to you know bring back the old flip that I don't think good let him just keep doing this thing

streaming shit yeah it's like come on man but yeah Rory was tripping on that well last what's you got for the people man what what you got coming up you got any shows you want to do any plugs or anything like that? Man, I got all kinds of stuff cunn up. That's all I just tell people, follow me. Go Sir Lance Woods, everything.

Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Sir Lance Woods, wherever you do the stuff at, follow me there. I got a, I just had another special with Hulu, Kevin Hart,

LOL company, produced that. Congrats. Hey, man, that's a big deal, so that'll be out, you know, did Comic View. Was it a 30 or an hour?

30. Okay. But I got an hour also. So, do you, So once the, I'm pretty sure, like, you know, I'm pretty sure I know the answer this, but so once the special drops, that means those jokes are retired now? Do you still say them from time and time? Like, so once the special drops, like, do you no longer touch that material once it's

hit the general public on a TV stage or streaming site? Yeah, kind of, on camera. I think this is like a deeper comedy conversation, but I think so much of that has changed. Okay. I think what a comedy special used to be versus what it is now is just a totally different thing. And they were so scarce back then. Right. And now they're just not.

So. Could you say Louis changed that with the yearly thing? I heard a lot of people give him credit for like the coming every year with a special when Louis started doing it. Yeah. Louis, for sure, was one of the people who was big on the super output. Yeah. Andrew Schultz was big on super output. Ali Sadieke is big

on super output. Man, he's dropping classics on his own YouTube. Just Johnson's big on super output. But outside of the individuals, Matt Rife was really big on super output. People don't know before Matt blew on the thing. He was dropping them

YouTube specials. Nate Jackson puts a lot of output. Like there's a lot of output out. But the way we consume it is so different now. So you could put us you could let's say you shoot you shoot a special right you put an eye right You put everything into it and then you throw it out there and Let's say it's doing successful man they got four million views

Nobody's seen it Facts You know right right right four million views nobody's seen it right I don't know how that happens right so you can still if theoretically Yes it's the same jokes are you could but it's like it's it is it comes down to the person what do you want to do because I promise you unless you do these things the exact way you've done them I swear people are not saying I heard him say that on the thing three years ago that's just not where we at right things have changed things have changed bro like like I'm trying to think of

the last special that came out that I'm not talking about the quality I'm talking about where the whole world stopped and watched this thing and we can quote spend a minute spend a minute that's just kind of changed with all media that's how we talk about music and rap and hip Same exact. Yeah, we're not going to see the superstars of, you know, yesterday year because the whole world doesn't focus in on the same niche, you know, things no more. So when you watch artists now,

Cardi B album came out and she put what's the name on there? The song that's been out for two years. I don't know what the, what, I can't pick of the song. Whatever the hit song she got. She put out of the hit song that's been out for two years already, and she put that on the album because that's going to add up all the same and boost it.

You get to count all those streams on the album set. To run the stream up differently. So yeah, the album, the I am the drama album. And the song was, well, she had Wop on it. Wap is crazy. Wap is wild.

Look, Doug, Wop is on it. Wow. Yeah, that came out a while ago. I think that might be more than two years ago. So, yeah. Wop came out in like pandemic time. Yeah, I saw a parody. Me and David Lucas shot a parody of that.

We called it Fresh-A-Cookies. Yeah. Yeah, we was on some fat shit. Yeah. So it's like, you got to think, you gotta think about it in terms of that. In terms of the album don't mean what it used to mean to the consumer. Right. So however you do it is how you want to do it.

But this idea of you can't use that song anymore because it's old. Oh, that's changed. That's out the window now. five years later and said nope give them what right you still throw it on there still be just relevant all right so you say you guys and when's the next uh td e show what's the what's the date on that so i think i think it's going to be

November okay I think it's going to be November 18 don't quote me though because they do them all in LA or they pop up or are they going to start moving around we're moving we're going to start moving around right now but it has been in LA focus it's all been LA but we're going to start moving around we got some announcement I'm actually when I leave here I'm gonna call top because I got

some ideas okay and I want to I want to Do some stuff. August 7, 2020, WAP dropped. Holy shit. Is she putting it on a new album? It's on an album in 2025. She didn't drop for about six,

seven years, so that makes sense. So, but that's the game now. You know what I'm saying? It's like, and nobody thought nothing of it. It wasn't taboo.

It wasn't a bad thing. It's just, that's what the game is at. You know what I mean? So, you know, she's like, this was never on an album.

Like, I was, you know what I mean? I'm going to drop this on my shit and get them, get, get them streams counted. Do either of y'all listen to a comedy podcast?

You're all interesting comedy podcasts? Comedy podcasts. Yeah. Like comedians podcast. Oh, yeah. One of my favorite podcast is killing it. Shout out to BT Kings and Justin Hires. London Brown.

You know the name of it? It's called Killing. Oh, it's just called Killing. Yeah, yeah. It's called Killing it podcast. Oh, Killing it podcast. Flagland is always fire. So you remember with Andrew Shultz.

Yeah, yeah. Shout up my guy, I Koch. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, he left so. Yeah, he's no longer there. But he was good on that, for sure. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm sure it's more I'd have to think. Keon Polly got a podcast, wildly inappropriate. Keon Polly, Gary Anderson, Keenan Baker. I hate doing that because I'll start thinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all good. It's just off top of your head. I was just thinking.

There's more. I'm about to start a podcast. Hey. For real? Yeah. What is this dropping? When we get in the pilot? it. That's a great question.

Make sure you invite me in Moose. We want to pull out. For sure. I'm trying to... Yeah, we're professional podcasters. Yeah, man. Right now I'm getting the logistics together. Where I want to shoot it at, studio, backdrop, set, all of that kind of stuff. I still got access to my own studio on Sunset.

We don't know if we want to shoot that much. I guess it's cursed, man. No, I'm just fucking. They got like 12 different sounds. I talked you about that. I remember the spot. Yeah, yeah, over on Sunset. You said, it's cursed. What's wrong with it?

No. Just everything that seems to come out of there. It's just everybody ends up beefing or something. No, it was a studio that I had, and then I eventually had to pull ownership out of it just because it wasn't making no money. So it was just like, but I still got me. His story sounds better though. Yeah, he's going to charge you an arm and a leg

and he's going to do you dirty, bro. We got the best rates over there, the best technicians. Shout to the technicians, for sure. Shout to all the technicians. We got a technician back here, Edgar, technician named Nathan Berganza. Appreciate him behind the boards. For sure. Dobo, you want to shout out some shit?

Oh, man. We want to hear your story some more. He got a story about that other studio. No, that ain't no bad stuff. He got one. No story political. He just got all his co-host, hell of dirty. I was doing research on my stream the other day.

Oh, he had just be lying about it too. That's the worst part. I've seen him going some fans podcast. She goes, dope boy, did it have anything to do with drinking? He goes, had nothing to do with me drinking. I swear to God it didn't. You go, put it on God now. It's blasphemy now.

I might just pull you to the side and just... I won't say nothing. I won't say nothing. Just so you can just stop just thinking home. Yeah, because until you do, I'm going to keep digging. I was looking at tweets in Reddit posts from seven years ago. I'm just letting you know that this shit got deep. And there's a lot of info out there on me.

But no, but no, tune in to my YouTube. I am Dooboy TV. I am Doe-O-B-O-Y TV. I will be streaming tonight. Probably start around like 9, 10. Moose is going to be coming through and we're going to stream Tuesday Tuesday I'm going to set up the stream

Labs and get them right with everything Yeah just tune in can I'm about start streaming more and putting out more content on my page so just check me out I appreciate you just make sure you stream off your phone today Yeah, do the phone today please no more 120p I got you got anything you want to shout out Just Moose Man 916 on YouTube That's all pretty much

Let me just get a couple of these donos and we get up out of here Pachano zero zero 499 Moose boot up the 480P laptop later. Hey, I'm in 1080P now. It's a little laggy, but hey. The chat wants to know why Lance put Halloween on for the pod. And that little mood ring, weak as fuck. First off, it's an aura ring so I can check my sleep.

Okay. Apparently I'm from Hoover. Yeah. We have a friend named T-Roeb we need to introduce you to. I know T-Roe. Yeah, yeah. You've been hanging out with him too much. I wore orange on Nate on the back on fig show.

Yeah, they loved it. Yeah. They love it. I had orange on. I had some like black and orange pants on. Yeah, shout out to T-Ramp. I didn't know that. I walked in and I was like,

oh, it's a lot of orange in here. We got shits loud, 999. I'm late. Did y'all talk about Clover yet? I think they talked about that on the news, so we didn't double up.

You know what I'm saying? I added it, but then I took it out because I've seen that was on the news talking about it. 999. We need doughboy shirtless on the cover of men's health. We want to see them jugs out.

I might just do a fake photo shoot and just put it out myself. Fax. Put you against the mirror? Yeah, yeah. Fax, I'll shoot it.

That's crazy. Comtown 999. He said, Elliot Page, that's gay. But Michael B. Jordan? Yeah,

that's what Doe Boy said. I'm not talking to Comtown. Shout out to Comtown. It was great podcast as well back in the day. Two for me, $2. Is Sprite paying you?

Take that ish off the table. Yeah, so I thought he's going to chug it, shotgun it or something. I'm trying to cut back on sodas. All right. No, you not. When are we going to do our first food video, bro?

Talking about cutting back. Let's put a date on it. We got to either do a moose versus doughboy event or some type of food video, but pick a day so we can shoot it, bro, and I'll edit it, and I'll do it all the shabang. What do you got going Friday? I'm free on Fridays usually, yeah. Friday it is, and we can go to, we just want to pick out a spot that we're going to go to

and eat? Or we could do like the burger video idea. I got a few ideas. I'll pitch to you. We'll see which one we're fooling with. For sure. Shout out to Steven. Shout out to Nathan.

Shout out to No Jumper. This has been the Monday show. You already know what it is, man. We'll see y'all tomorrow. I won't be there. Doe Boy probably won't be there, but the Tuesday show, 4 p.m. They're going to have a banger tomorrow.

So tune in tomorrow. And then all that good stuff, man. And the cipher is coming soon. Oh, yeah, the cipher. Yep, the cipher is... We're shooting the video. You were shooting the video tomorrow. Hopefully it'll be done, what,

by Thursday, Friday? Best case scenario? Best case scenario. Tell them all... Tell them I'll put, give them 20 extra dollars to the video, man, to get it out faster.