No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep # 492

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Starting point is 00:00:43 Learn more at no frills.com. Where's the loop? We are live. Yo, yo, the heaviest podcast in the world. No Jumper Mondays. What's good, Joe? The fattest. It's a gooning podcast.

Starting point is 00:00:54 We got Juergens. We got gummy bears. We got a blanket. High shoes to put up our butts. Do we get to talk about the cipher? We should definitely talk about the cipher. I got dummy topics, man. I got a blanket.

Starting point is 00:01:06 Yeah, we got dummy topics. I'm a swaggy blanket guy now. Hey, this might give me fire, but shout out to Kenny, bro. That beat was hard, bro. Why would it get you fired? You know what I'm saying? I had to go on topic to get a bro some shout-touch. Kenny Malice, bro.

Starting point is 00:01:20 Can you bring the topics up? Yeah, I do feel like the beat feels like the kind of beat that people would actually listen to in this day and age, so maybe they could actually drive and listen to our stuff. That beat was... Until Ricky's verse comes on and then they got to turn it off. I'm going to say y'all all did good, man.

Starting point is 00:01:40 That beat was slapping, though. No, I liked it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did we eclipse the second one? Yeah, I think it's a whole. I think so. I think so. I think it was missing something, though,

Starting point is 00:01:49 because we didn't have Rios and we didn't have Jay Hood. I think with their presence, it would have been cool. There just wasn't enough felonies in the video. That video, y'all just had me. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:00 No, that video was cool. That video was excellent. That video was excellent. It was better than the one I was on. It was good. Gooning combo. No. I don't want to like distract me.

Starting point is 00:02:13 I have a funny gooning combo in me today, but I want to talk a little about the cypher. The cipher was hard. I watched it a few times on the way here. I mean, who do you think is going to be the fan favorite verse? I'm seeing a lot of enthusiasm about Munchy. I see Munchy. I see his is polarizing.

Starting point is 00:02:31 It's either people are like, Doe Boys the worst or they're like Do Bois of Manch's. And Doe Boy, y'all verse was better than Munchy. This fan base is just ignorant. They just won't, you, they secretly wish they was gang members and stuff like that, but just sheer bars, you, Doe Boy, and then y'all was like tied to me and then Moose. I mean, then Lush. Lush's was very good too. But you guys, y'all carry.

Starting point is 00:02:55 But Munchy has like a cryptic Grim Reaper thing going on. Yeah, for real. I don't even understand where the whisper flow. I was like, is bro looking this way because you don't know where the camera is? I was kind of confused. He wraps like a little wop before he got into Femboys. Munchy is a great rapper. He turned into a fend boy.

Starting point is 00:03:10 Yeah, sure, sure. That's a gateway drug. Munchy is a great rapper, so the bar is a bit higher for him. So I'm going to consider him, I'm going to judge him based off of being a rapper who does this. But for two podcasts hosts, you guys carry. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he used to be a Christian rapper. Yeah, but Munchy's definitely like the real.

Starting point is 00:03:28 rapper out of everybody that was on there. Yeah, he's putting out the most music. Well, you said the Free Palestine ship. He's out the blue. No, I needed something to rhyme with Minyango. I was going to do Ed Sharon and kick him off the song. At that moment, no verse. He's on my Robert Kraft.

Starting point is 00:03:43 I'm banned from Bill Jumper. Actually, that would have been hell of funny if I, like, interrupted and, like, ended your verse. That was an awesome. What's the guy's name? The fat dude. Steven. He's from 60s? Oh, oh.

Starting point is 00:03:55 Conrad. No. No. The fat dude from 60s. The nigga, um, the nigga with the long hair who got D Pete. Sadie Nash. Oh, yeah. Put a K on his name.

Starting point is 00:04:07 Yeah, he's a fat joke. You're a fat joke. Lush was slush, bars. And supposedly the woman that he pulled up was said he had Nash's ex. The girl who was on the video? He kicked out of the pod. The lore. Lush's video girl in the video.

Starting point is 00:04:21 That's how deep this lore goes. Lush's video girl is the girl who I booted off the podcast a couple days. And is also Cedi Nash's ex, supposedly. So Cetti Nash, I hear, smashing on Mexicana. Yes, yes. That's real desperation right there. What's the fuck? He's living in a restaurant.

Starting point is 00:04:38 Why should he have to be miserable with a black queen? Hey, a real man, a real man steps the fuck up. I don't mean that. I don't mean that. I was saying, I was saying the opposite of what I think. Yeah. A real man. Is that a swisher?

Starting point is 00:04:54 Yeah, a little swisher. I'll take it back to that old. Yeah. No, but why are you talking about... I thought you were sober. From alcohol. No. California sober, man.

Starting point is 00:05:05 I'm not going to lie. I broke my sobriety, too. What happened? I was off the shrooms and the weed gummies hanging out in the club with the 22ster. I'm not going to lie. How is that? So you hang out of Adam outside of work?

Starting point is 00:05:17 Yeah. You are a true kiss ass. But only when it goes, it comes to a 22-year-old girl's birthday party. Yeah, yeah. It was a true kiss-ass. I don't care if it's Jesus' birthday. Allow me to, allow me to, Explain.

Starting point is 00:05:28 A weed company that I've worked with in the past. They threw a 22nd birthday party for Molly Santana, who I have never communicated with or interacted with. Obviously, she was on Ice Man, so I got to hear her verse on that a million times. But they had a party. So there was a bunch of people hanging out, smoking weed, drinking. So we go.

Starting point is 00:05:49 And I invited the squad, and we had a good all the time. What's wrong with that? I'm confused. How do you have a whole birthday party in 20 seconds? you said they threw her 22nd birthday this is like a dude W-tenth

Starting point is 00:05:59 dude dude dude this is a comedian man man I was not he

Starting point is 00:06:06 speaking the language got the white men introduced this too I was like what is this dude talking

Starting point is 00:06:12 WTF dude dude listen you're lame as fuck bro be a man bro

Starting point is 00:06:18 I went somewhere with Adam we sat in that car in fucking silence all the way to where do we go that's not

Starting point is 00:06:23 that's not that too that's not I didn't even make eye contact with this. I guarantee we were talking to the entire time. No, we were not, bro. You guys talked more than we talked in the club. It was loud in there. It was really loud in there.

Starting point is 00:06:34 No, we were, I was looking down. We got out the car. I walked with my eyes straight, bro. What is going on? You just... I wasn't the only one there. You don't get it. I was going to go. I was going to go. We were surprised that you didn't jump on an opportunity. Because I just know I probably ended up drinking.

Starting point is 00:06:49 You would have been up drinking and you would have been the oldest, lamest person there. Lame? You're not. I think I probably took that title, but you would have definitely took it from me. There was free drinks, though. Yeah, free drinks. The fact you, you weighing that little line for like three minutes and you got yourself a drink that

Starting point is 00:07:09 realistically, if you have maybe like two or three of them, you're going to be pretty drunk. So for free, yeah, you're done. Because even I had like, I had like three mixed drinks and like two shots of 42. So I had to kind of stop myself at a certain point. I'd be like, okay, we're not going full. All the way you mean. Vail was faded. You?

Starting point is 00:07:29 I would absolutely. Who's having a good time. Can I just say something about the way you look right now? Please tell me how I look. You are going for like this white Malibu's most wanted thing, but you are looking like Obi-Wan Kenobi off of Star Wars. Bro, you are giving Obi-Wan right now. Because I'm wearing a hood.

Starting point is 00:07:47 Am I lying? Am I lying? Do you see it? Yeah, it's like hood on beer. They got to cast you in the next movie. I got a blanket, dog. You should put that on. It is a bathrobe, actually.

Starting point is 00:08:00 Can I wear it? No. You're probably sweaty. I am. Probably. You kind of got this whole like, but I'm saying in a cool way. It looks cool. Wait, can I tell you about my good time at the party?

Starting point is 00:08:12 So the, peep this. So the party starts at 10, right? I leave my house at 10. I get there at 10.30. I go, I walk over to like the VIP section, which is not like so differentiated from the rest of it, but there are some ropes to kind of like... Keep the peasants away.

Starting point is 00:08:28 Yeah, it was like a couple of coures away. I walk up. I see Othu Grito. I haven't really, besides the podcast, had like many in-depth conversations with Othi Gritos since he got home from prison. So I walk up in the session. He got a couple of his homies with him

Starting point is 00:08:40 and two big ass security guards. And it's pretty dead at this point. And so I talked to Grito for like an hour, which was actually nice, because I don't talk to him that much besides the podcast. But anyway, the whole time, because I got some girls who are coming, right? and the whole time I'm thinking

Starting point is 00:08:55 ooh I'm gonna look cool because I'm staying in here with Grito he looks cool face tattoos gang affiliations you understand on grape and we got security all around us and stuff this is a good look then they leave

Starting point is 00:09:07 and like the party still hasn't really like filled up so I literally am on my phone on the couch for like 15 minutes just like looking at Instagram like a total douchebag loser and then they all come so now I'm like transported into like

Starting point is 00:09:21 no jumper universe at the function. We're not as cool as Grito and the dangerous Crips. So no jumper just like took over. That took over. How was it as a party? Was it a channel? It was pretty packed. You know what I'm saying? It was just kind of like you didn't really know what's going on because the music was so loud. And it was super blue.

Starting point is 00:09:38 Like at some point the shroom started kicking in and I'm like, I don't see anything anymore. You know what I'm saying? It's just all blue. Black, if anything, just because so many of the underground rappers these days choose to like mostly wear black. So I kind of felt like I was in like a little bit of like a goth function. at a certain point. I couldn't tell what anybody was wearing.

Starting point is 00:09:56 This venue on Wilshire. Did you feel higher than normal since you had been so long without getting out of you which is all over the place? People was coming up to me. Like one dude was like, yo, this black dude was like, you was a dude from Lamarck Park.

Starting point is 00:10:08 I'm like, oh, shit, here we go. But we had a conversation and he was like, oh, you from NorCal? Like,

Starting point is 00:10:14 I thought you were like a Southern California Mexican like that hated black people. And I'm like, no, I'm not. And then he was like, dab me up and then follow me on the gram and shit. So he's a cool guy.

Starting point is 00:10:21 A big Mexican that looked like. like a Spider-Man, like a villain. I think his name's Kingpin. He walked up to me too. He told me I represent for the Mexican race. Way to hold it down. That's literally. But he was hell of big.

Starting point is 00:10:35 So he was like, hey, fool. I'm like, oh, shit, here we go. And he's like, I fuck with you. I'm like, oh, okay, cool. No, that was the whole thing with no jumper for a long time. There was no, like, Mexican host who wasn't a crackhead. So you're like the clean Mexican guy who has some level of intelligence. I mean, you be getting your ass cook, but you do good.

Starting point is 00:10:54 You do better than compil. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I don't know I thought of like that, but that's a good point is that Moose Man is kind of like the antidote to the sickness that is Duno. Duno. Duno. I'm just kidding.

Starting point is 00:11:08 I'm just kidding. Who is that? Who is that? I don't even know who that is. He used to be here. He used to be here. He's with, uh, he's with FMW and all them. I'd never met, bro.

Starting point is 00:11:18 You really don't know? Before you, but it was before much I see the producers. Okay. Now. Oh, no. Okay, no. Okay now. Okay now. Okay now. Okay now. Stop looking at the screen while they can type. Didn't he train y'all? Hey, don't let Master have to say it twice, ladies. I haven't been sleeping this much. You should know, I'm not going to lie. I'm sleeping a lot lately too. I'm sleeping at all. I haven't been sleeping at all. I haven't been sleeping at all. No, I stayed up all night the night that we went to the party. Oh, yeah. I left at like two. I left shortly after that. And I could tell in that moment that Josh was like really shocked. because I left the party at two, even though I had like multiple girls with me that realistically were probably going.

Starting point is 00:12:00 And I still chose to leave the party at two. And I like looked over at Josh and saw like the look of disappointment in his face. And I realized like, Josh Mannheim never leaves the girls. I don't know like this is more for me. Shit, little girls left behind. I think you wanted you like stay and like be on your network tip. Like yo, it's me Adam 22.

Starting point is 00:12:20 What's up, Teezus and Molly Santana? Let's hang out. Like that type of vibe. That's how I know I'm getting super old, though, because how much longer than 2 o'clock does the party end up going? You fucking retarded? What are you talking about?

Starting point is 00:12:31 I don't stand by. They ended up like 2.33. So it wasn't like, he didn't leave like crazy. The bar closes, the club closes at 2 in the morning. Right. By law. You think everybody just goes home? Well, that's what I said.

Starting point is 00:12:43 Like a little after. My own ass done. He just been like excluded his home. It's time to go. It's time to go. It's now finding out. I'm out of you, bro. Missed out.

Starting point is 00:12:52 I just be like two o'clock. That's enough party. He was smart to leave at once. He was smart to leave early because we came up on elevators. There's four elevators. There's like fucking 500 people trying to get in these four elevators. And then everybody's climbing in one by one. There's 50 people in elevator.

Starting point is 00:13:09 It won't go down. So I'm like, I'm all shrooms like in this crowd of people like, I'm in hell right now. Like this is hell. I'm never going to make it out. This is like what the 9-11 people felt like. That's all I felt. For sure, you suffered as much as that. But I mean, I just.

Starting point is 00:13:22 Yeah, that was a problem for me even when I was leaving at like two in the morning, like way before everybody else was leaving. It was like the elevators. I had to stand there and wait for like a long time. And it was like an underground rap party. So it's like obviously I'm having to have all these conversations with people about them watching my podcast in high school and shit. Like that's you. At one point, I'm like sitting on the couch, right? And fucking Josh's girl is kind of like over here.

Starting point is 00:13:47 And she's like bent over the couch, not on me, but she's twirking. Did you smell the twill? It wasn't for you to smell the twerk with. And I'm kind of like looking over her dancing her ass off. And then I kind of like peep that there's something going on behind it. And I look over and I see Josh and Josh is like, hard as a rock too. Like she's dancing her ass off. And Josh like, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:14:10 Has Josh ever like danced in one of these settings before? Like he has to dance. So he's just like, yo. He's got a little two step. There's like a Josh dance. Like what the fuck? Josh is from Vermont. We're from New Hampshire.

Starting point is 00:14:23 We're from a strange period in November history when you got Josh doing a little... In the club. That Molly Santana's 22nd birthday. There's so many things that go into this equation. It was definitely crazy. It was a crazy time. People are saying they can't hear...

Starting point is 00:14:38 I can't hear shit. Can't hear what? You can't hear what, y'all? Mute. Sound, mute. Somebody said that they... On the biggest bros that they gave Blasey a hard time.

Starting point is 00:14:50 for being cool with me. I kind of assumed that that would happen, but I didn't see it posted in the redder or anything. Now they're talking about it in the chat. I would request a clip or a time stand. Smiles and palms, I think it's the teeth and palms. That's what they're saying, Ablazzi. All you gave Adam was teeth and palms.

Starting point is 00:15:07 Like, you were just dapping him up and smiling in his face. And he's like, Adam's the villain. Like, how could you? But what did I ever do, Oblasey? I don't know. I would have to see this clip until I could fully. It was HP and a pot lord. That was more.

Starting point is 00:15:18 You saw this. You see everything. Yeah, the people send me everything. I got a discord. Strong Muslims. So how do they send it and not also be like, ooh, let me get some karma and post this on Reddit? Because the Muslims are separate than the Reddit.

Starting point is 00:15:31 We're anti-reddit. Are you serious? Yeah. Where do you all congregate? The Muslim Discord, yeah. Maybe I should get in there. Straight up. No, no Brandon's allowed.

Starting point is 00:15:41 Yeah. He was going to say no black people. I was going to say no black people, but he could get in because he's part Mexican. You got at least one percent Mexican. La Lassa. Yeah, there you go. Can I just tell you guys how real this is, by the way? 17 people left, first place, $46,000.

Starting point is 00:15:58 And I am the chip leader. So you might win $46,000. Can we get some? Let me ask you. To me and 16 other people. If you do win, can you order us like some goop? Can we all get a bonus? Can we win something?

Starting point is 00:16:10 Honestly, if I do win, it's going to take quite a while, but yes, I will buy you go. Let's go. It's lit. We'll wait. We'll wait. We're patient. and Brandon I'll let some goop loose on his back

Starting point is 00:16:22 No You want to let him A Crip like that Plunk his belly down on it Do you have to do that Or is your body shaped differently? No my belly doesn't like hang like that yet You never put your belly on no back?

Starting point is 00:16:33 No it doesn't reach the back He needs like a shelf for his belly When I'm parting cheeks with my thumb Like he a shelf installed I don't even understand how you do that I want to see my shit going in I think it's because he had the weight loss surgery So it's a lot of extra skin

Starting point is 00:16:46 Not just like flubbered see your dick. I can see that mother. It's actually one of his only jokes that he tells in his stand-up special is about I have a my dick, back. Because it's relatable. Whatever you are. How many people 500 pounds and have a weightless surgery?

Starting point is 00:17:04 When you can't get the, when you can't see your dick, it's time to do something. Yeah, that was my motivated factor. I just want to let the guy who just commented Adam lets hard R's pound his wife. I just want to let you know that. Oh, wow. I just want to let you know. that you're being banned because of the hard R not because of...

Starting point is 00:17:20 Come on, Todd. Why are you censoring him? This is America. He has a freedom of speech. He has the right to say what he wants. Why are you doing that? You damn communist? How did that even make it to the YouTube jet?

Starting point is 00:17:32 Usually there's a filter. No, it's only on super chats. It's only on super chats. No, on YouTube chat, they'll filter out and be like, your message not sent. I said that to my fellow American. Adam said delete all the filters. Yeah, yeah. Adam's like delete all the filters.

Starting point is 00:17:43 Let that end hard R. He'll stand on business for somebody using the hard R. I mean, you can say, what you want you'll let this dude's family sell oranges on the side of the freeway and not take him to them. He doesn't let them, bro. How is selling oranges on the side of the freeway comparable to use their hate speech? Well, that's right, because selling oranges on the side of freeway is illegal. What they're doing is perfectly lawful. How is anyone going to stop on the side of the freeway? Freedom of speech. Do you know what that means? I don't know what it means. I don't really know.

Starting point is 00:18:11 You guys don't really understand the country. You said that Adam could do blackface and you would still love him the same. Yeah. I mean, that's a man. That's why. That's the same is what he's saying. If you say the N word with the R, you're saying it like on some racist shit. I don't have a problem with non-black people saying it, but just say it with the A. Don't say it.

Starting point is 00:18:29 So if I call you a nigg. Say it with the A. So I can say ER all day and you're not going to get offended. Well, ER. Exactly. You're hypocrite. Hey, hey, hey. Lennon the other day said, you should dress us Krip Mac for Halloween.

Starting point is 00:18:42 And I said, I've actually been thinking about doing black face. And she said, no, that's definitely not what I meant. is it totally out of the realm of possibility that I could do such a convincing Krip Mack costume that people would forgive the black face because it was such a well-done costume and everybody out there appreciates a well-done costume.

Starting point is 00:19:04 Funny always Trump's offensive. So if you can nail it. I don't know that that's true. It is. That's like the rule of comedians. Like as long as it's funny. Adam's going to get his ass canceled and this is going to play in his head.

Starting point is 00:19:15 Crimpack is not black like that. So it would be like, like light skin face. Samoan. Manila face. Should be Samoan Krip Mac. I mean, Simone Cripp.

Starting point is 00:19:23 Steve, uh, did blackface and nobody even cared. But he's already like a fringe internet, like outsider. Crip Mac is the one Samoan who can't fight on Earth. He's got a bad leg, bro.

Starting point is 00:19:34 He's got a bad leg. I know, but he drags it. Because the power comes from your leg. Bro. There's a lot of people. George Foreman won a heavyweight title at 45 years old. Crip Mac could do something with that bum leg,

Starting point is 00:19:44 bro. I think George Forman will probably knock him out right now. He's dead. I know. There's a work in progress You should buy bro some boxing lessons He's already getting free training from rampage No no no no

Starting point is 00:19:59 Get him a leg grace That's not going to work for him Why? Because I train with Rampage Jackson He's a big ass dude No body shop fitness With my boy Antonio McKee

Starting point is 00:20:11 And AJ McKee shout out to the champ A plug Yeah plug for sure Plug talk. Rampage, I believe a lot of his success in MMA is because he is humongous. That dude is big. Big guy.

Starting point is 00:20:24 Krip Mac also big. No, Krip Mac is like a little big. Little big. Little big is different from big. Kripak is probably taller than Rampage, right? Rampage is like 6-4. Rampage is not 6-2. Have you ever met Rampage?

Starting point is 00:20:37 Crimback is tall. He's like 6-1. No, he's taller than that. He's such a flock of me. No. He's taller than 6-1. I met this man in person. Then he fight like.

Starting point is 00:20:45 middleweight? Bro, he fought light heavy, which is 205. But he walks around at like 250. Cremack's 2.90. But when he fought John... Crip Mac is short and fat, though. He's not short.

Starting point is 00:20:57 How tall is Crimack? Crip Mac says same height, bro, I'm telling you. Or taller. I think that he needs to go somewhere. Six two and a half. Crip Mac is six two? Yeah, he's taller to me. Why does a bro look so short on...

Starting point is 00:21:09 No, he's taller than person. He's wide. He's wide. There's no way he's taller than a rampage. I'm telling you, he is. I'm about the same height. So it throws people off. It's a cop.

Starting point is 00:21:21 He just do it is so regularly. I'm short as fun. But I tell you. Me? Like five kids by nine? Yo, Brandon had a chode. I was still fuck with him.

Starting point is 00:21:32 As long as it works. Yes. At our age? Yeah, they're about the same height. That's a gang bang. I would love. Bro, I swear Rampage is tall. So they look like they're the same damn height.

Starting point is 00:21:41 And y'all talk about Rampage is 6-1. And you said, Rip Mac 6-2. He had 6-2 and Max. You said he's 6-2, and I said 6-3. Crip Mac does outweigh him by like 50-Bah. And Crip Mac's doing like a stance where he's leaning and Rampage is straight-up. But Rampage is a functional 6-2 big dude. Crip-Mack got to go somewhere where he can learn the fundamentals, like, how to move, how to throw a punch.

Starting point is 00:22:08 I see what Rampage is doing. And Rampage does not have the patience to train this. Oh, yeah. When Rampage was getting pissed, I was like screaming at him. When he was trying to train and he was like, stop. pushing the bag, push it. Okay, that's what I'm saying is that Rampage during his time was an elite MMA fighter. Crittmac needs to learn the very basics of throwing a punch. So how is like, that's so easy for Rampage. That's a way below his pay grade. Of course he can handle teaching

Starting point is 00:22:34 him that. See, this is where you step into the territory where you become Daniel's son. Because why doesn't, does it mark Michael Jordan coach a basketball team? Just because you were successful at something don't mean you're the best teacher. No, that's true. But he doesn't need to be the best teacher to teach KripMack the fundamentals of Boxing. He doesn't have the patience to teach KripMack because he's screaming at him in two seconds. Oh, don't push it. Whatever. You got to go.

Starting point is 00:22:57 He got to go back to wax on, wax off, Mr. Miyagi. I got you doing it without realizing you doing it. Well, I do agree that, like, KripMack should probably be doing boxing training, like, almost every day. And obviously, Rampage probably doesn't have time to train him. Or patient. So, like, any old random guy at the gym would probably be, like, just as good as Rampage at teaching him the kind of shit that he needs to learn right now. He also just needs to get shape, lose weight, all the like obvious shit.

Starting point is 00:23:22 But when I was talking to him, he's like, I'm 290. He's like, I can maybe see myself getting to like 270. And I'm like, you're serious? You couldn't imagine a world where he lost 100 pounds. He's like, no, no. Critt Mac losing 100 pounds? Hey, I have never. But it's weird because he does have like self-control when it comes to certain shit.

Starting point is 00:23:40 Like he stopped eating like fried chicken and started eating fish one day. That's hard for a black person. But then he drinks 40 still. I just had a fried chicken wrap. Hey, speaking of... I just had a fried chicken wrap. Speaking of Mr. Miyagi, is it true? You live in Recita?

Starting point is 00:23:56 No. Don't docks that. Where's what's the fucking wrong with that? Because they go to the karate kid there. Oh, okay. I never been to Rosita. Where's recita? It's in the valley.

Starting point is 00:24:04 I was going to, like, come to your house and see if you lived in the same apartment building that Daniel son is my living. I would move in there. That would be cool for more. And then you train. Come, yeah, shit, there we go. Rampage can train us both. I'll get a doughboy in a arm bar.

Starting point is 00:24:19 Give us a window into what was going on over the weekend for Doboy, especially because I feel like we haven't been hearing as much about your relationship, which makes me wonder what's going on with it. Oh, no, we're cool. I was just, you see, every time. It gets rotted up. It's like, you know how to, like, balance his, like, answer. Like, you're supposed to be more enthusiastic.

Starting point is 00:24:38 It's on top of the world or, like, just like, whatever. Yeah, we're definitely cool. I just been chilling out, man. And like, you know, when you're drying out and you stop and drink, because, like, I was drinking a lot, like, in my birthday month. So I just been chilling. That's the reason why I didn't come out on Friday. So I was just chilling, man, catching up on rest.

Starting point is 00:24:54 Like, you know what I'm saying? For some reason, I'm tired a lot. And I damn there felt like I was going to pass out again the other day and that scared me again because I was, and I wasn't doing shit. Now I'm like, okay, I know it's not drinking. I'm taking my iron. Like, I'm drinking water. I'm eating better.

Starting point is 00:25:06 But, like, I got dizzy and I was just sitting there. I was like, damn, I wonder if this is a thing now. Like, what the hell is all? So, no, I just kept it, you know, basic. I was in the house. I was writing on some scripts. So I just kept it a little key, man. When I'm trying to get on my soap and shit, I'll be a little boring.

Starting point is 00:25:19 So I just been chilling. Me and Sam, been, you know, chilling doing all the things. How's your water intake? I'll be trying to drink at least three of these a day. You need, like, two gallons a day. No, that's not. You know, when you big, you got to drink, like, over a gallon a day when you, like, 300 pounds, right?

Starting point is 00:25:34 But I don't have that much in my stomach because I have weight loss surgery. Then you need to stop eating as much. But he also, you're supposed to drink that much when you're, like, burning the water off. He can't just be sitting there drinking a gallon. He's going to die. You're supposed to drink 8 to 20. You post to drink 8 to 16 ounces of water every hour.

Starting point is 00:25:50 Doesn't the water go somewhere other than where the food goes? They can't be in the same part of your body. I'll just get full. Like if I start drinking mad water, I'll just get full kind of quick. I can still drink. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:26:02 But I just can't, like a gallon would be a little much for me to try to be drinking minimum. Look, type in his weight and how much water you should be drinking. I know it is. 350 pounds, how much water should drink? Bro should be drinking like over a gallon of water a day, bro. That could be making for it. I'm 350.

Starting point is 00:26:18 I'm 303. He's not 350 pounds. 303. 303 as in this morning. I can't crack these threes to save my life. You be cracking threes to save your life before you got with your girl. But show. Three hundred and twenty pounds.

Starting point is 00:26:37 Hey, don't look at the screen, Brandon. Don't look at the screen. Don't look at the screen. Thank you for doing your job. How tall it? Six feet. Yeah, hefty lefty. How much water?

Starting point is 00:26:50 It's so hard not to look, bro. It's so hard to look. One to one and a half gallons of water per day. What did I say? That could be why you feel fatigue. It might be. I got to figure it out. And especially if you're trying to fuck every day, too.

Starting point is 00:27:08 And also, he's kind of, I'm in with a different selection of candy every time he comes in here. Because that's what... You'll juice you up, though. You drink coffee? Huh? You drink coffee? I drink coffee.

Starting point is 00:27:16 That's even worse. Caffeal. Random energy drinks. He'll just like pick a different one every day. Sugar and caffeine, touring. That's what keeps him water. Just make sure you drink your damn water. Yeah, I'm going to talk to us next Monday.

Starting point is 00:27:26 I was trying to stay in the gym. I did four days last week. I'm trying to do five. Oh, you're going to the gym not drinking a gallon. Oh, yeah. You're tripping. Yeah, that would make you pass out. I didn't know you had to drink that much.

Starting point is 00:27:36 Pass out. Like, who do you think you are? You're not patis. What did you think about Josh shooting down your Halloween stream idea? Because he doesn't want to work and he doesn't want the Edgars to work so he can party with the Edgars. I thought it was a good idea. Like, you know what I'm saying? I feel like that for as many people is going to be out on Halloween.

Starting point is 00:27:50 It's going to be a lot of people that are going to stay in the house. Everybody don't go out. People will mess with us. They mess with the content. So I thought it would be cool. People do mess with him. Yeah, but Josh be shooting down my ideas all the time. I'll shoot him ideas one-on-one.

Starting point is 00:28:00 He won't even respond. I just tell you when, like, laziness or, like, working less is the default. and you bring up like, oh, hey, we should do a stream, and it's just immediately shot down. Like, of course nobody would ever watch content on the internet at a time where there are parties going on because we are going to parties. It's just like, man, like, can we at least be open-minded about it?

Starting point is 00:28:22 You know, like, I mean, what the fuck is this? Which I thought was funny that you said that, and then you're like, Monday show not happening, right, guys? I guess it's all. It's Columbus Day. It's Columbus. I'm like this, dude, though. Can I say?

Starting point is 00:28:35 I was going to go hang out. with my kid but then I was like I am going to brand risk so I'll just work more like hanging out and pod and let's go hell yeah can I say something yes please most most family violence is like in-law

Starting point is 00:28:50 on the in-law violence so can you stop cooking Josh on Mondays I don't come here when he decides to get you and get us while he's trying to get to like mass shooting shit like we like us you're scared of Josh yes I'm scared the way Adam be going in on bro You look, I just hate when lazy.

Starting point is 00:29:08 But I think that that's a W, I think you should hire Asians because they don't celebrate holidays and you got to do with this kind of shit. I would totally come to our stream. Are Dean and A.B. Like, oh, we can't stream. It's Halloween. No, they're streaming every single fucking day. I think that is a misstep. I think we should definitely do a Halloween stream.

Starting point is 00:29:24 That would be dope. And also, we could do a Halloween stream that doesn't necessarily go deep into the night. Right. Yeah. Like it could be before the earlier part of the evening. there could be like because really it only takes one person to run the boards in order to like be able to facilitate a stream you really don't need anybody else here just get to run the boards just get your age and stream alive i know how to run obes and stream live Halloween is over at 10 o'clock at night for any real adult or child Halloween's over at 10 what day of the week is it because

Starting point is 00:29:54 Saturday that's why i was saying it too easy we could do a eight hour joint and we can try different types of candy yeah bring candy walk into comas and you can dress up Yeah. I want to paint myself blue. I'm not, let the fans vote on who has the best costume. I ain't doing all that, but I'll come in here and we could tell a scary stuff. Yeah, spooky tales, bro. Spooky tails, bro.

Starting point is 00:30:16 I think it would be awesome. Yeah, yeah, so we're saying, fuck Josh. Yeah. Do you say it. Josh Kay. Yeah, let's go. I'm not sure. We're going to kill Josh.

Starting point is 00:30:25 I'll say that after I get paid. Hey, man, yeah, Josh might have to die. Just in general, I don't think we should be like shooting gun ideas. Or I was just getting on Josh's house because it's like we have merch. And it's like it's up, but we're not posting anything about it. It's like, why are we like, we need to have like a cohesive rollout when we have a product to sell that we haven't sold. We haven't sold T-shirts and like forever. And now we have them available at nojumber.com.

Starting point is 00:30:52 And we're just not like nobody's like taking the reins of like, okay, we're going to at least think about how to put these out into the world. Some real, some commercials, like muchy-beam, wearing one, shooting somebody or something. I want a no jumper shirt. Yeah. They don't make them that big. You guys are a different thing. I'm a 2X. Give me and Dole Boy one and we'll be like two big ass billboards walking around.

Starting point is 00:31:11 True. Can you clarify, though, that you are a 2X in like big and tall sizes. You're not a 2X that you can walk into Pax Sun and buy. Josh bought me that jersey that I wore in the video. Jersey's are oversized. Okay. Well, no, man. Pack son 2X, yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:26 That's a different 2X. I'll be honest. Well, if I got to be completely honest, I do stress them out a little bit. Like, you know what is your method? What's your method? Like, you know, like when you're putting your shirt on. like in your arms or anything and you're like yeah

Starting point is 00:31:38 why do you have a cum stain on your elbow why you just came on his elbow I'm my personal business you were having out of my face it's my business you never got come on your elbow before you know everybody gets come on their elbows oh shit not me you are two X yeah I'm a believe you can squeeze into a two X you are not two X the size of the average man

Starting point is 00:31:57 you are many more times than that I bet if you brought me one of your shirts I can fit it no you no whoa it's gonna look at a two Can you look at my shirt? Do you want to try? Yes. Let's go.

Starting point is 00:32:09 You're three. It's a three-X. Three-X. He was lying. I thought it was a two-ups. With his shirt fits perfectly normal, he's going to look crazy as a motherfucker. Hey, let me get one of these. Hey, man, help you.

Starting point is 00:32:18 Bro, your nasty ass fingers, the way you fucking parted that bag was just, you were a freak. You're a freaky frog, bro. I'm a freaky frog. He was like, look, he opened it like this. He was like, yeah, I'm a freaky frog. I'm not going to lie. This is how a girl man takes. candy.

Starting point is 00:32:35 This is the black. I just wanted one. I didn't want a bunch of them to come out. Nick, you could still just knock one of your hand. Now, he would have had three or four, then he would have to knock those down too. That's portion control, man.

Starting point is 00:32:45 You should fucking practice some of that. I have been. I'm hungry as hell right now. I'm so, I haven't eaten all day. I've been dieting. I've been like watching my weight. This is an X-L from Fet.

Starting point is 00:32:54 Why you got those booty shoes? Excel or two of X-L. I feel like fashion over. I feel like fashion over. Go put it on, bro. Put it on right now. We don't see your tits. I blew right here.

Starting point is 00:33:04 No, do it right here. Take your shirt. Let me move first. Show me your body. Yeah. It's like a monster movie. This needs to be on the Halloween stream. Let's go.

Starting point is 00:33:16 That's a scary sight. We all just take our shirts off. I look too bad. That's spooky. You knocked his condom as my condom on. Okay. If you actually look, his body is not that big. It just all condenses around the bottom.

Starting point is 00:33:26 That's what I'm saying. It's the hips. Hey, looky fit. It is too tight, but it doesn't look. No, that's fun. Wow. You look fly. You should start rocking.

Starting point is 00:33:36 You got to do like the grosser. You got to respect to the king. Burn this. Yeah. He needs to get a waist trainer. Yeah. Oh, that would mean. You just, you just look in the rock Johnson.

Starting point is 00:33:45 He just looked a hell of skinny. He needs a waist groom. Okay. Yo. Two X king. Yeah, you are the two X king. I got to give you some respect. You are the two X king.

Starting point is 00:33:56 But no, yeah, waste trainer, you would actually, you know, look right for a right. The way he look now is wrong. Well, he looked and now is wrong. Boom, oh boy, you want to be on the inside now you want to try to take over that out there.

Starting point is 00:34:07 Yeah, they fight over, hey, Chad, they fight over who sits on the outside, every podcast. I've seen double yelling. I was crazy last week. You're taking the outside seat this time,

Starting point is 00:34:16 Brandon? I did not look Seveld at all last week. I was like, Sevel? What the fuck? He uses that term so much. What does it mean? It's like slim,

Starting point is 00:34:24 like put together. Oh, okay. I've only heard that from him. I was spilling out of all sides. That's like an old black people word or what? I don't know. what the original right there. You just got that fat on your back right there.

Starting point is 00:34:36 Why? I'm going back to his build. It's a handle. It's a shelf. Sveldt with the E. It's a shelf. Where you put your big fat belly while he fuck. Okay. What is the what's the definition?

Starting point is 00:34:49 What does it mean? It doesn't have a definition. This is just giving us pronunciation over here. Oh, because I didn't ask about the definition, but. Well, okay, it's not going to give you. It's just saying it's identical. If you don't put the definition is. Now I write.

Starting point is 00:35:02 Definition. There we go. That's how you handle AI. Elegant, slim, or slender in figure. Are you trolling? No, he does, bro. It's the least descriptive word for him ever. No one would use those words.

Starting point is 00:35:17 No, I would say your spell. When you're a big dude, it's all about the angles, man. I've been getting the hit with the wrong angles, man. I got to start coming in early so I can get prepuduction. Don't blame it on the angles. It's the angles, bro. I get that. I get the slim.

Starting point is 00:35:30 Slim has something to do what you like. there's a slim chance that you're not going to eat a shit load of food. There's a slim chance that you're going to die of natural causes. Yo. But, hey, doughboy, has any of the love you've been getting on the, cipher gone to your head? Are we going to get some new doughboy music? Man, I think they're going to bring me back to the old me.

Starting point is 00:35:52 I've seen multiple people like you had the best verse. You sounded the best. How does that make you feel? Makes it feel good, man, because you know what I'm saying? I love rap. Like a rap was my love before comedy, before Biden, before anything. So I do like it. So I was happy to be able to represent myself.

Starting point is 00:36:09 You're blinding me. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to my body down. So it doesn't go off. Shout out to the people, man. You getting a lot of love too. Is it going to your head? How are you feeling about it?

Starting point is 00:36:16 I mean, I know I'm the best rep, Red, no jumper, but it's all good. I'm just glad everybody else knows now. Why was it such an emergency for you to go at Compa Raider, who, let's be real, is kind of like a fringe figure at this point? Just because I had bars for him written already. I was going to drop a disc track and then I'm like, oh, we're doing the cipher. It'll be funny if I diss him.

Starting point is 00:36:36 So I threw, I stomped on a bunch of trash bag boy shit in the video and then threw it away. Lush said that, that Cash Jones, Wack 100, had a rainbow baby out of his assholes. Yeah, especially with the, Wax squashing all his beams.

Starting point is 00:36:52 And I'm like, this isn't going to go well for that whole thing. I'm not going to lie. I was just calming down. He brought it right back. The only criticism I have of Lush is when he's doing like the guns why is his wrist so damn weak what like if you're the drugs like oh he's destroying your muscles no no it's atrophy from doing drugs

Starting point is 00:37:10 bro because he's like doing guns and his wrists are like they can't yeah like if he had a real gun it would like aim at the ground I'm like are you doing that like I didn't know what the hell who's doing who do you think had the best fit of the cipher because I feel like Lush's verse was one of the best but his fit was one of the worst I'm not going to lie He's dressed like a regular guy. He looked good.

Starting point is 00:37:33 He's sweep or something. Yeah, he looked like that was A.A. meeting lush when we needed music video lush. He was trim, but the best outfit was Ricky. Ricky's shit was hard. Okay. That should see you like in the Ricky jeez. That outfit was hard, bro. I give Ricky that.

Starting point is 00:37:46 You had the leather pants on, right? Yeah, yeah, you know, I rock leather. It was 100 degrees. I was sweating. Oh, nigger for that. I was so sweaty in those leather pants, but it's all good. My, okay. You got to do for the sweat on there.

Starting point is 00:37:56 Yeah, I would rock assless chaps up here. That's hot as it was because they get tired of you. Yeah. I was thinking about doing that for Halloween. I was going to wear a hockey jersey and then some assless chaps and then tell everybody that on heated rivalries. That's the gay hockey show? Yeah, you guys are not men of culture.

Starting point is 00:38:12 I heard they was fucking hell on there and I said, I'm a pass on this one. We're not men of homo. I didn't like watching it personally. It's actually, it exposed me to the fact that I really don't like watching men have sex, even if it's like simulated gay sex. I don't think anybody does other than gay dudes.

Starting point is 00:38:28 Like even like- Somebody wants to see that shit. I don't like it. Like, but I feel like even that percentage is super small of women that are like, hell yeah, two like burly dudes making out. This is dope. Well, the thing about those dudes on that show is that they are in extremely good shape. Lennon could not help herself, but point out the sculpted round, spherical nature of their asses.

Starting point is 00:38:50 Did it make you jealous? A little bit. As a man with a flabby, loose, hangy butt, yes. So your shit's like dope voice tummy kind of. Like, that's how your ass is. I would love to pull it out at YouTube's terms of service. You sound like you might be fantasizing, motherfucker. I'm just wondering.

Starting point is 00:39:05 I just wondering what Lenisee in and what she's comparing it to, you know? I wouldn't say my ass is the best part of my body. That's why I had to stop. That's why I had to stop watching, like, free online porn because, like, they be trying to throw gay shit in there and trash. Like, you type in some of your old favorites. Yeah. And then next to your, like, favorites, it'll be, like, some trans stuff or some gay. Just to see.

Starting point is 00:39:26 And you're like, I didn't click on it. Wait a little feeling. Or like you go to click the shit you've been watching for 10 years and then it'll automatically switch to something else and take you to some trans like, what the other? Yeah, automatically switch to something else. They'd be doing that, bro. It'd be like ads.

Starting point is 00:39:39 You're like, why did this ad pop up as I'm trying to watch Old Faithful? We should get a no-jumper own. Have you ever met Jasmine Cashman? No. Can I ask a question? Okay, so I was talking to Lena, the plug, about this video I saw online that was about gooning, which is basically just like men who like to masturbate for like very long periods of time.

Starting point is 00:40:02 And they create basically what they will call a goon cave, which is like a room in their house with a computer set up and like multiple different computer screens. And some of these guys will put like nine or to like 20 like porn videos playing on the same monitor all at the same time. So some of these guys like in order to get turned on, they necessitate having like 30 different porn scenes. playing at the same time when they beat off.

Starting point is 00:40:30 And so Lennie and I were talking about this, right? And I say, you know, it never even occurred to me to open up more than two windows at once. And she's just like, what? Like you watch two videos at the same time? And I'm like, yeah. And I never even thought about the fact that that could be considered weird. And she thought that that was like the strangest thing ever. So I put this to the panel here.

Starting point is 00:40:56 Is that weird? No, that's just like Ayo technology. Like you're like in the future. I've never even thought like it's one at a time. I'm living in the prehistoric times. You've never put two windows up at the same time. But I'm not windowed up. I'm on my phone.

Starting point is 00:41:09 I'm a phone only gooner. Like I, the computer I stream on is never going to have any good material on it. That's the main reason why I don't like dragging out to my phone if I don't have to is because I can only have one video playing at the time. So the feeling of me pulling out. my laptop when I'm about to jerk off, which I'm not a gooner. I'll jerk off for five minutes. I'm not jerking off for hours like that.

Starting point is 00:41:34 That's crazy to me. I don't have time for that. I wish I had time for that. It sounds amazing, but I'm just not that kind of person. I didn't grow up like that. But honestly, like, the idea of, like, having, like, a couple going at the same time is, like, way better.

Starting point is 00:41:47 Like, it's just better. You can click around. You could, like, you know, multiple different. I do feel like it's a little excessive. I mean, I'm not a huge... You are excessive. You're a huge gooner, no matter how much you... I'm not a huge, like I don't like watch porn like that, like all that.

Starting point is 00:42:00 But any time that I ever have, it's never crossed my mind that, yeah, I need a double screen of this or I need more of this. It almost seems like all my attention would just be to the one video. So I don't know. I don't feel like it's weird. I feel like maybe it's just a bit excessive. But people got to be careful with that. You know that, you know, watching too much of that will give you ED for real.

Starting point is 00:42:18 Why can't I just love myself? And also, what the fuck is going to happen to me? I've been beating off for like 30 years to porn. And you think that it's going to somehow get. give me ED. Like, I just lack, like, the, the integrity as a human being to be able to get hard to a human woman. Like, that, I understand that happens to people.

Starting point is 00:42:38 Fucking losers. Like, that you are, that that is not. I think that's like everyday gooners. I'm a cowboy. I'm, like, fucking Malcolm X. I think if you go like once or twice a week. I don't think everybody that watches it will get it, but I think if you goon every day, I think that will happen here.

Starting point is 00:42:54 Like, desensitize your dick. I goon every day. Sometimes twice a day. Jesus. And for five minutes. Like, I look at, I look at, I like, I look at, I look at, I used to look at porn. No. But then I started just, like, recording my own shit.

Starting point is 00:43:07 And it's like, because it's like, I know, I know exactly what I like. But your body is, if I record me doing it. It is a car accident in slow motion. Like, it's not. It's an actual car. Why wouldn't you want to see someone in shape? No, it's a minivan. I don't record myself.

Starting point is 00:43:21 Look at my own ass. It's like, my dick, her face. But, okay, if you watch, if you want to watch basketball. Do you watch videos of yourself playing basketball? Do you watch elite NBA players who are the best in the world? A lot of millions of dollars. You watch elite millionaires who are good at this. And you know who elite millionaires who are good at it watch?

Starting point is 00:43:40 They watch themselves. So they can be better. He's an elite millionaire. And that's why James Love is also not going to jerk off to you. Cooked. He got cooked right now. How is that cooked? Because elite people are good.

Starting point is 00:43:52 Watch themselves. That's how they get better. You're studying game to get better. I saw some. of your scenes. You leave a lot to be desired. That made it true, but it can't be worse than whatever you're doing. See, you're the one that's seen his buttcheats and you're projected it on me. What the hell?

Starting point is 00:44:09 I see it. I watched the plug talk with Brandy Sherry. That's hot. She's freaking fine. I almost had her come for a munchy once. Tell her to come sit right here. He's been asking about her ever since. She don't want to sit on you.

Starting point is 00:44:21 No, I'm saying sit at this table. She's fine. We should start a thing where we ban porn in California. Oh, that's stupid. What about that? Listen, man, all I'm saying is, if you want to be saying, I'm going to go watch it every now and again.

Starting point is 00:44:36 And learn from your mistakes, man. Have you all ever watch porn with a woman? Because I've heard that people say that's weird, too. Watch porn with the woman. Like you're with a woman and you like to get in the mood, you guys watch porn together. You never smashed the ugly chicken out and put some porn on in the background? No, it's more just like I go into my memory bank if I'm knocking down.

Starting point is 00:44:53 Wait, I'm lazy now. You smash with porn on? when I used to smash like chicks that were not like hot. I mean, I'm not going to lie. Like, I've done that very infrequently throughout my life. But it's definitely an option. Sometimes it helps you get over the hill because some chicks are just some women, even if they are attractive,

Starting point is 00:45:09 some women are so incredibly awkward when it comes to having sex. They will piss you up. Have you ever boned a chicken like her legs don't open all the way? Like she's stiff as shit. That doesn't want to do it. No. I should probably stop. You should stop.

Starting point is 00:45:24 Granted stop. Open your leg. God damn legs. You stiff, I know you guys have had that happen. We're like, you bone and chicken,

Starting point is 00:45:33 she's like inflexible. Do she paraplegic? Oh, no, I get you like, you can't put her legs up. She's just not very, yeah,

Starting point is 00:45:39 she's not. Yeah, she doesn't stretch. Yeah, the bitch just. But we big dudes. They legs don't open at wide. No, I thought,

Starting point is 00:45:46 open his legs. No, bro. You don't got to open legs that wide because you could always push the knees up, right? Some chicks are like stiff as hell.

Starting point is 00:45:54 Like some chicks you stick it in them and they like, lock up. You never had that. I know you had that. You shake that shit that shit in them and they're like, you're like, what are you doing?

Starting point is 00:46:05 Slap the- Yo. Sometimes you need to slow down a little bit. I slap the chick one time. You can't just jam it in. You got to warm them up. No, bro. These chicks are like, you're trying to get it in.

Starting point is 00:46:15 It gets in. And the chick just reek. You think that's going to just start, start levitating. I mean, I freaking slapped the chick one time. Oh, my God. I swear to. This is. open right at you.

Starting point is 00:46:27 You don't have to do that. Shit. I slapped her, you should have said that. I was by like... Twitting their legs open. Who is this, dude? Oh, God, I had to slap some sense into her, bro.

Starting point is 00:46:37 Is there anything else you'd like to confess to it? Bring Chris hands. Open these legs. Oh, yeah. Bro, like, like, every man has dealt with that, bro. Don't, ladies. When a niggist stick is meeting you, do not lock up, bro. No matter what.

Starting point is 00:46:52 What are your guys is the thoughts on anal? I don't do it. I don't do it. Can I that's perfect for you bring that up because on Thursday I am doing anal on camera With another man no with a woman not my not Lena oh first time I haven't banged a chick in the ass on camera in I don't know five years what the hell six years it's been a long time ever since lena decides she didn't like it I haven't been able to do it even in the outside porn and I told her I'm like hey I want to do some plug talk bonus episodes where I fuck some chicks in the ass and she said okay fine and so I'm banging but you've been absolutely from anal as a whole for five years and I haven't banged her in the ass in like probably at

Starting point is 00:47:36 least two years yeah how long has it been since you hit a girl in the butt a long time maybe three years three years I think mine was like two thousand twenty four new years I've never I think and then he names it I watch leaving to Las Vegas we had pizza for dinner that that's dangerous that boy did anal but it was him getting fucked in the ass by his girl whoa whoa No, we didn't. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. I've never been into anal.

Starting point is 00:48:03 I just can't get into it. When is the last time you hit some asshole? I've never done it. No. I've tried it like maybe one. I just, I get like, I just, why are you gay?

Starting point is 00:48:12 I just don't, I just don't see the purpose in it. It's like it's right next door to the, to the boxes. You're explaining why, like, you should do it. It's just never been my thing. It's just never been my thing.

Starting point is 00:48:23 It's not my thing, but if the girl asked for it gets it. I've had, I've had, I've had chicks ask me and get mad because I won't. I'm just like, I don't want to. I think it's because you're so consumed by the internal conversation about if you're gay or not. And fucking a chick in the ass might like kind of internally trigger you. I don't have an internal conversation with myself like that at all. He doesn't have one at all.

Starting point is 00:48:46 I just don't want to fuck chicks and ass. That's all we talk about. We have a specific no-jummer group chat where we talk about how gay you are. I'm not gay. And even Josh says that. Yeah, even Dusty Josh. Y'all really have another group chat? It's funny how not hitting a chick in the ass means you are gay.

Starting point is 00:49:04 Not hitting, yeah, low-key because you're scared of it that it's going to like expose you to gay thoughts. It's not that at all. If you have a girlfriend and she leaves you and be like, yeah, my new boyfriend, fuck me and ass all the time, you're going to be feeling some type of way, bro. That's true. Oh, yeah. You're going to be feeling some type of way. And I've also heard, like, horror stories, like if you do it wrong, like they're shit. all over the place like yeah

Starting point is 00:49:27 she just don't want to be a part of that because now I'll probably look at her different sometimes you might get some dukey but it don't shoot everywhere I never got dukey one time you're not into girls I got duke you one time but because I don't want to go on the butt

Starting point is 00:49:39 a real man wants every part of the woman you don't but you eat ass I mean I ate it I mean I eat some of my and you worry about duke in your mouth but you worry about duke you worry about duke on your mouth but not duke you worry about duke on your dick but not on your mouth

Starting point is 00:49:55 I'll just put it that way. Yeah. Duky and your dick's way less bad than Duky in your mouth. I don't know. I've just, it's never been my thing. I had a chick get mad at me. Like, you never even tried it? I tried to like once or twice and I just, I'd be so in my head.

Starting point is 00:50:09 Like, I don't want to fuck up and do something wrong. And then it just be bad. What can you do wrong to? Like pro level. No, you can do it to where they'll have to wear a diaper. Yeah, where they, you turn their butthole inside out. Something crazy. It still will be okay.

Starting point is 00:50:22 It will heal. Put it back in. That's her butthole. That's her problem. That's her problem. She's offering you to create her problem, dope boy. Man, listen.

Starting point is 00:50:30 He's a man of God, though. He's a man of God. He wants to church and shit. Take some Lou. I'm going to go to town. No girl's going to have a long night ahead of her. Bro, you got to go up, bro. You got to go up.

Starting point is 00:50:44 She got to go up. You got to go up? I've done it before. Yeah, yeah. Mineral oil. I got that same bottle of mineral oil in my damn house from when I last time I did. It's cool, though. It's, you would you say?

Starting point is 00:50:56 Yeah, it's cool. I mean the motherfucker don't tighten up like a coochie, you know. That's solid, yeah, yeah. If it's too loose, then it's like, what's going on here? You know, Mexicans love the booty, the cullo. What the hell? That's even made of a word for it. That's like fucking pit bulling them, all right?

Starting point is 00:51:09 Not Mexicans. But what else, what's y'all been doing, man? What was y'all doing? By the way, I got ninth place in the tournament. Okay. Not enough for Goop. 3,700. Not enough for Goot.

Starting point is 00:51:21 That's a long way from 46,000. I know. Well, that's the way ninth place would suggest it's not first place. whatever happened to our weed sponsor you don't smoke weed I've never smoked weed or drink alcohol in all life you never drank alcohol alcohol milk? I never smoked a cigarette for real yeah man hit this

Starting point is 00:51:36 no bro I hit some cigarettes at the club you won't even hit a booty cheats you know why I'm like Stephen let me get that sick I'm just hit that motherfucker okay my throat hurt I'm not gonna lie he was just high as a motherfucker guy yeah I was too turned up it makes your mouth taste nasty that's what I forgot about six

Starting point is 00:51:51 wheat all cigarettes so are you going back to sober October or are you back in the mix now I mean, all I was doing was weed edibles, but I just haven't been sleeping. I sleep like two hours every night because I just stare at the ceiling. It's just so hard to do. Yeah. I take melatonin. Do you have sex at night time?

Starting point is 00:52:06 Yeah, yeah. And that doesn't make you go to sleep? No. I'm wrong. You got a doctor. I can nuff. I can nuff. I can nuff.

Starting point is 00:52:13 I do that all the time. I'll have sex and then I'll just be up watching YouTube videos. That's been like, look. Look, if I net once, I'm asleep. I'm a wake up. I've been nuts so long, bro. That shit ain't. ain't nothing to me.

Starting point is 00:52:26 We all been nothing for so long. Something is wrong with you. Nothing since I was eight years old. You're a sociopath. Something is wrong with you. They stared at the silhouette after a half of a sense. Yeah, no, I'm usually just scrolling on Twitter or something or watching YouTube videos. I just want to make like a dynamic clear here because this is also something I saw going on in the news.

Starting point is 00:52:42 It's like I'm watching the news. And the first half hour is like lush talking to what's her name, Kiki, the African-American girl. Oh, you need the news here. I thought you were just sitting at home watching. And I'm just like, okay, I think that like someone like Lush needs to have our understanding. If you're going to spend the first half hour of the podcast like blatantly flirting with this girl and like not really providing any real value to the audience since I just don't think that like we're really going to get any good clips out of you like being thirsty and trying to get some ass on camera, that that means that you need to stay longer. You can't like do a half hour of that and then just act like you worked for a half hour. No, you were just flirting on camera for a half hour,

Starting point is 00:53:26 and everybody else should be looking at you like you're just running out the clock. So I think that, like, dynamic needs to be discussed more. So topics need to be two hours of topics on the news. Can't just kick the ball around for 30 minutes. I think that's fair. And Lush is the fence. Views on the news today were up.

Starting point is 00:53:45 They were like a 3,000 solid. Like, it wasn't like going where, like, just 15. They probably like Lush. Yeah, because. Lush talking to black people is awkward because Lush thinks every black person likes him. Lush is a black person according to both. In his own mind.

Starting point is 00:54:00 In his own mind. Wanchi B said, I don't look at you like a white man. He don't look at his shit. I knew that's what he was going to say. I knew it. A little bit of him. Thank you for the fucking under the underhand fucking soft.

Starting point is 00:54:13 But he don't look at, now Lush is not black. Lush is very Italian or whatever. Caucasian. Yeah, he's whatever he is. But Lush is cool because Lush takes the time. out to get to know things about different people's culture.

Starting point is 00:54:26 So that's why he's cool. Yeah. He does like a Drake. He knows a lot of shit about a lot of shit. He crosses into like this like, I'm cool on Krishaw. I'm cool. Like you're cool because you don't go to Krishaw. But that's the thing about Lush is that there's a lot of good things about Lush.

Starting point is 00:54:41 But then also there are bad things about Lush that are almost always like Lush taking the good things about himself too far. Like Lush is very smart. But then Lush will like sometimes on the podcast be like annoyingly like. like, you know. So you that he knows some shit? Yeah, he'll just like...

Starting point is 00:54:57 You say that the positive reinforcement kind of like puts him into a place where he gets too full of himself. And that's the only thing we have to worry about as a sober boy is like if he'll start like feeling himself too much and just end up in a weird spot. But I feel like he's in like humble sober mode. Yeah, he's in a good space right now.

Starting point is 00:55:15 I think it's like it's kind of fake humble, I'll be honest. He's trying to fuck some. He's trying to fuck some. He's feeling himself. He's feeling like a thing. Some things will. He looks healthy. He sent him selfies,

Starting point is 00:55:25 you know, selfies shirtless to the group chats we're in. He looks good. He looks good. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's definitely horny and sober. Lush,

Starting point is 00:55:31 I don't think it's like disingenuous because as long as I've known Lush, he's kind of been the same. And then like if you talk to Lush outside, like just messaging on Instagram. He's the same person then. No, for sure. It's just that with Lush,

Starting point is 00:55:45 it's like sometimes I think he kind of just feels guilty sometimes and he just tries to like overly glazed people who just don't need to be like glazed. Do you guys feel like I was trying to flirt with Astro last week on those other show? I think you're trying to flirt with her all the time. I'm not like lightly flirting with her, but I don't think I'm actually flirting with her. I think she got beat up this weekend. Wait, what?

Starting point is 00:56:05 Yeah, seen she posted a pick. I will defend her. Her cheek was all fucked up. She said her and her homeboy got jumped or something like that. She got a bit of a hard tip. I swear, yeah, I thought I seen that on her story. How did you get jumped and you a girl? She'd be squabbling, though.

Starting point is 00:56:19 Yeah, she'd be squabbling. I'm not going to lie. I've seen the video. She got to put down a little duster. Let's get a clip. Did Trid get packed out? Did you really get beat up? By who?

Starting point is 00:56:33 We're going to kill him. I, okay. I didn't get beat up. Slide for Trid. Guys, I got jumped by like six bitches. We will kill them also. I don't know. I heard they ride with the Crips.

Starting point is 00:56:48 Never mind. Which faction? Where did this happen? And what did you do to deserve this beating? that because now I know it was black women, I feel like it may have been deserved. They're rarely wrong. Whoa, that's crazy.

Starting point is 00:57:02 They're the most educated. But, the economy is baseball, though. Per capita. I will say, this time, I'm finally a victim. Really?

Starting point is 00:57:12 Of black ignorance. Yeah. So to make a long story short, I was at my friend's crib, and he has, like, a mansion, and like his spot is like the after hours. It's like the party house. Got it.

Starting point is 00:57:29 So I was there. Um, vibes pull up. It's like four in the morning. So vibes pull up, right? Vives pull up meaning black women? The vibe. No, it actually wasn't just black women, Adam.

Starting point is 00:57:42 Okay, okay. Don't put that on them. Yeah. You say Crips, I think black. Sorry. I mean, the black girl was a crib, but it wasn't just black girls. Right.

Starting point is 00:57:52 Okay. Sorry for not. thinking it was like a white girl griff gang we always run into that Britney Loat right okay okay

Starting point is 00:58:01 yeah but the vibes weren't viving so like I'm chilling with my people these vibes go to the restroom they take Mavloang they come out we get reported that the restaurant's fucked up so we go to check the restroom the restroom is completely

Starting point is 00:58:16 fucked up so we tell the girls like you got like what happened to the restroom like doo-do and and they are having the stank, the most spank-ass attitude they'll be here, like, looking at my home girl, like, who the fuck are you not knowing this is her house?

Starting point is 00:58:31 So, yeah, so then my home girl's like, okay, you guys got to get the fuck on. And I guess they felt dumb because they got kicked out and they were all licked up. So as we're like escorting them out, one of them swings on my home girl. So like

Starting point is 00:58:47 the girls jump in and obviously I'm not going to let my friend get her out of meat. I'm not going to let her get jumped so then I jumped in I got to ask me I got to ask me I'm gonna copred Oh no fuck

Starting point is 00:59:00 Big ass cut Yeah What? So how long did this go for Was this like a full on brawl Or was like a little flare up No this was like a full on brawl Minutes of violence

Starting point is 00:59:12 I'm fighting three bitches at the same time I had my foot on one of the girl's neck I had one pinned on the fucking wall And I have one on her knees Like Bro this shit was a crazy shit ever. And then I don't know where I get, I got pinned.

Starting point is 00:59:27 I had my, someone had my hand and then someone clocked in the eye. But you know what I do have? I have one of the bitch's chains. Oh. Slide for Trid. You got to shoot a music video wearing it. Call 50 and tell them to get your chain back. You should. Do you think it's like valuable or is it like some bullshit? No, it's a fake ass moisten my ass chain.

Starting point is 00:59:48 That's just not where, not even a rat. Can I rock that? Bring it up here. We're hanging on the wall. Damn, so you're trying to get some get back, or are you just going to take it on the chin? Yeah, you should kill them. You got to slide, my boy? I think they're a little scared, to be honest. So, like, they can get their chain back if they want, but it's going to be, like, a blue-shicey situation. Oh.

Starting point is 01:00:12 What? You got to get cracking and come back? Straight schistie. They can try, but I don't think they got in their chain back. And I really don't give a fuck about how much it is. It's just the principle of it. Wow. Okay.

Starting point is 01:00:24 So where is this brothel? look at it again it's a mansion oh the afters Mick mansion oh my bad my bad it's the afters when i left the party everybody's texting me where's the afters i don't know it was i don't get down what what what hell two latinos fought julian what you saw that he said he got snake why did he punch him like laid out flames his cameraman if i'm not mistaken And because of that, Any snuck flames? That's crazy.

Starting point is 01:01:22 And then his sister started throwing shit at, um, at flames. So then I was gonna, honestly, I was gonna do something about it, but then I realized like, you're not my man. So like, you got that. Bro, they're like the ultimate crash out couple, even though they're not a couple of their brother and sister. He has watched it. That's like Blueface and Chrison,

Starting point is 01:01:41 but like the brother and sister version now. Yo, the after hours is so crazy if you think about it because it's basically like a buffer between dudes and getting pussy. Because the girls always want to do coke. So they're like, let's go to the after hours. So it basically forces you as a dude if you're trying to get some pussy to stay up till like ungodly hours with these cocaine demons.

Starting point is 01:02:04 And do some cocaine probably. It's not easy, but it's not going to stop me from trying. But also, I don't do coke, so I don't have to think about that anymore. That's not good. It's sober activities, girl. So when a girl gets When a girl gets beat up Does that make her not want to fuck after that party?

Starting point is 01:02:28 I would think Is she still trying to get alive? It's like, Yeah I feel like, okay, I need to celebrate. Right. Yeah. Jack on the box.

Starting point is 01:02:43 That's what you get. Right, right, right. Okay. Do you feel like I was hitting on you too much during the Tuesday show someone donated and said that and I had my feelings hurt. He said some more grotesque shit to me before.

Starting point is 01:03:04 Oh. That was light. Harassment. I think like the worst thing. I think the craziest thing you did was just show me your ass getting eight. Oh. Whoa. What did you do that?

Starting point is 01:03:15 Lawsuit in a minute. How did that go over internally? Did you feel like it was good content or was it like kind of like, I don't want to see that anymore? Oh. Is that good or bad? If I were to tell you, like, Astrid, if I were to tell you, like, I can't get your face out of my head, that would be like a romantic thing. So is that what you were just going for there or is that different?

Starting point is 01:03:49 Adam knows how to take it when he spreads his cheese. And that was the first white cheeks I seen. And they were spread. I've never had a man spread their cheeks open for me. No. Wait, but you're like a terminal ass here. You mean like dozens of men asses, yeah. She's doing the spreading.

Starting point is 01:04:11 You're the Thanos of Cheeks eating. You sound like a cheek collector. Like that's like you literally said any guy I fuck I'm gonna try to eat their ass I was like whoa I thought I'd hurt it all She wants to take that ass So me spreading it was a little too much got it You're like a gay dude that wants to turn straight dudes gay She's like Tupac I don't want him It's easy

Starting point is 01:04:43 She's like a rapist He's reverse Uno Cardin She's not a rapist but she's not turned on unless it's rapey Like I'm gonna get your ass Give it to me. Let me fake it. No, it's like, I just want you gay. What about if I get pegged?

Starting point is 01:05:05 I'll never do that before. Oh, that's gay. Okay, yeah, I don't want to do that. I'll take it back. Yeah, it's gay. And, you know, like, even if you just makes it, it's not like that. Are you going to hit me with some shit that's bigger than me? Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:05:22 Who said anything about a dildo? Oh, damn. D. J.K. Okay. Thank you, Astra. Appreciate you hitting us with that story. That will be an excellent clip for YouTube.

Starting point is 01:05:35 You know, I was watching the fucking Cypher and literally my name was just said. So I'm going to go proceed and watch what the fuck. Wait, who said something? Alush. What do you say? I got some bitches that look like Astrid.

Starting point is 01:05:50 Call me DDG or some shit like that. Two bitches look like Astrid. Text me your thoughts if you want us to broadcast them on here. Okay. All right. Yeah, she did get what, bro. She was fucked up. Her face was fucked up.

Starting point is 01:06:10 The niggins, do you hear what she says? says she had one on the wall, one on the ground, and then another one with her arm. You got a safe face a little bit when your face looks like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was... She said another guy. Yeah, that's literally that. Well, she admitted that she got whooped, but you know, these black girls...

Starting point is 01:06:30 But think about the title. No, mixed race. One black girl, white girl. It was mixed? Yeah, she said it was one. She said it wasn't all black girls. I think she said it wasn't all black girls there, but I think the girl she got it to with her black women was trying to hide that.

Starting point is 01:06:42 The one who did the damage was the Crip. But think about the title. Astrid talks about getting her ass beat by a Crip gang. Yeah. Oh, that's a great clip. And maybe make it dudes in the thumb out. For sure. Like, what is with you doing the whole thought process of the, like, content creation on the show?

Starting point is 01:06:57 I want to inspire them. Dude, you didn't stop doing that. He shows them, like, his thought process. Don't teach. Gay keep. This is how you build a platform. Gay keep, bro. Don't teach them anything.

Starting point is 01:07:07 Gay keep. But that thumbnail is going to be confusing. Because it's going to be like, she fought a crib. She's like, blue hair. She's going to like, you don't know, she's a false claimant.

Starting point is 01:07:15 You should make her an octopus, and she has like one girl with this tentacle. Tentical porn. One girl, and then another girl just come like the one with a little chute. We should make AI, tenical porn of that shirt, yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:25 That'd be sick. Okay. What's the one of you showing your ass spread open to her? That's the, oh. Okay. The other day I was talking to some chick, and she was like asking me to see, like,

Starting point is 01:07:37 porn clips of me, which was kind of, W. That was new. I've never, like, really had that before. So I actually like went to porn up and like screen recorded me getting my ass eaten by a girl while then a suck of my dick. And then they switch.

Starting point is 01:07:54 I screen recorded it and just had it like fresh on my camera roll. And I'm sitting there talking to Astrid and she's like admittedly like obsessed with eating male ass. I'm thinking like. Unwilling male ass. Yeah. Non-consensual man ass. And so I'm like, oh, of course she wants to see this. so I showed her and apparently I had a detrimental effect on her psyche which I apologize

Starting point is 01:08:15 did you give her like warning like yo look at this video of me like spreading my ass to get my assay or were you just like look I think it was more of a jump scare yeah he's trying to make a case against you I'm just asking bro I was trying to shoot a bail you said no no no you were going to be on a grand jury motherfucker he's going to be like luscious with the shot caller did you ask her could you show her the ass eating or did you just kind of, that would be the kosher thing to do. Shut up, Narc. This guy is going to send you out.

Starting point is 01:08:46 That makes sense because she used to always talk about eating ass. And even when I wrote the movie, I had put her character. She was like, why you just got me eating ass on it and talk about eating ass? I was like, but that's, that's the whole thing. That's the whole thing. Next time I show Astrid porn of myself on camera, I'll ask first. This is a safe space. That's a good resolution.

Starting point is 01:09:03 No force and legs open. See, I knew he was like Brandon. Yeah, don't be like me. Yeah. Don't be like me. Don't slap girls in force. their legs open like Brandon. Hey, you guys, let me tell you something.

Starting point is 01:09:14 Oh, yeah, please. It's only 509. Mm-hmm. Right. And, like, it feels like we've been here for, like, three hours. Because it's at least the longest hour of my life. I was having to sit here with you. So you guys, you're welcome that we gave you guys all this value within one hour.

Starting point is 01:09:31 See? Yeah. And, like, dude, yeah, it felt very conversation. It's not like last week where you were, like, hating on me for trying to, like, kind of segue to the... No, he was hating on you big time. He was hating on me hard. I'm like, man, this dude. You were segueing into what?

Starting point is 01:09:44 I was making a conversational. While you were trying to clip farm. It would be hard not to have it be conversational. We're literally having a conversation. Every time somebody brought up something other than like what was going to be clubbed, you're like, why are you? You were like just going at everybody. No, I just, okay, I think there needs to be a conscious understanding of the fact that

Starting point is 01:10:03 when we do the news or a podcast or whatever, that at least part of the value that were attempting to, to create is like we should be talking about the day's events that the people are likely to actually click on sometimes no jumper feels like okay if you watch academics it's like a real deal corporation because he's thinking like what is the shit that I can talk about that will get people to pay attention and sometimes no jumper feels more like the DMV where people are just kind of showing up and just doing whatever because they're not like attached to the revenue side of things which is why somebody like Lush,

Starting point is 01:10:42 who is deserving of much scorn for a variety of factors. Just kidding, Lush. But he feels like it's okay to do the podcast and spend the first half hour hitting on a girl and talking to her about how black women like white guys now like trying to like commit a SIOP upon her to convince her that she should date him.

Starting point is 01:11:00 I just feel like that needs to be like called out when it's happening, especially when you're like sitting there with Munchy B. And then Lush does like five. minutes of talking to Munchy B about Wack finally trying to squash the beef with him. It's like, Brett, stretch it out a little bit. But you don't want it to be like organic at all? Like I've never tried to make a clip.

Starting point is 01:11:24 And like when I had my little run at No Jummer the first time, you guys were like, clip, clip, clip, clip. And I never said, I never walked in and said, I'm going to go in here and try to make a clip for content. To me, when it comes off, natural is just better. Okay, natural is good, sure. but also when there's like easy clips that will get like a hundred thousand plus views for us as a business

Starting point is 01:11:46 and when that's the title of the stream it's like we should probably kind of consider prioritizing that over Lush doing a fucking okay Cupid date on the stream. I'm what you I'm what you wanted to say. You do have to talk about the topic at him but it's like Lush doesn't have creativity like kind of go out and come

Starting point is 01:12:08 back in, but like, we got to do a weave, like Trump says, you know. You got to be able to, like, go out and come back in, like, like we did with the cookie last week. That was beautiful. It's just like, you're making clips without even trying, and I just think that those are the ones that were- I think you're overvaluing the clips of, like, interpersonal no-jumper host relations and undervaluing lefty gunplay got in a fight at the fucking fair, you know? Like that, that's kind of the bread and butter.

Starting point is 01:12:36 No, no, I see what you're saying. But I watched this like seminar on social content creation and Mr. Beas was there. Okay. And he was like, you are the draw. They're there. You want them to come for you because if say there's nothing to talk about it, there's nothing great happening, then if all you, if everything is built off of other people, then other people would just easily steal your shine.

Starting point is 01:12:58 Yeah, I think that's what Vlad is finding out right now. Yeah. Because like, now that he's doing his shit, now he's saying he's having like his biggest months ever and it's him. Like, I think that's super dope. But yeah. You too. You started your own thing where you're just talking and look at the views. What do I talk about when I do those clips?

Starting point is 01:13:13 You do, but they're not like, hey, here's what I did today. It's like Q50 got killed and here's some like late breaking information about that. So why would we not use the same logic when it comes to the podcast? Now, I understand that like raw, natural conversation is good. It's just like, it can't be the whole fucking thing. I think both are valuable. Like you used to do daily vlogs and people just tune into whatever the fuck you were doing that day. but also like people want to hear the munchy and fucking whack conversation be, you know, 10, 15, 20 minutes because that's what the fuck the biggest thing.

Starting point is 01:13:45 Lus drop the ball on that. But you know that every video you're on perform significantly better than every video that you're not on. What does I have to do with this? We're talking about what they should have been doing this morning on the news. No, I know. I know. But I'm just saying like you are the draw because fans are so familiar with your personality. Lush, I said Lush fucked up.

Starting point is 01:14:06 I watched it. Not all of it, but I watched it. He did mess up. But the thing, even when you're talking about my vlogs back in the day, there's a lot that are like 2 million views because it has trippy red in the thumbnail or a little Zan or pump or whatever. And then there's a lot of them that are like, you know, maybe objectively like better vlogs that have just kind of like normal ass titles that have like 100K, which is, you know, I just, we need to be like mindful of like what the audience wants us to talk about as well. and also how disgusting watching Lush flirt on stream is. That is just foul. We got to come back because he is horny and sober now. He's very sensitive too. Content creation.

Starting point is 01:14:44 I like that. Lush texted me super angry not too long ago because I said on stream that I thought it was, you know, whack the reason that he left the news and he was really mad at me. So I think he's super sensitive right now. Why did he leave the news that day? Everyone's still wondering. I just thought it was because of, you know, they didn't want them running into each other. Not because like, oh, Lush, you're.

Starting point is 01:15:02 scared and running out the building like we don't want this to be an altercation in the building if something were to happen lest you need to yeah i mean i basically texted him and like the implication was like you should go and also kind of like hey like are bad like we did not intend to double book you guys because it's obviously kind of an awkward situation so whack squashes the beef with munchy and now he has beef with lush like at what point are we going to realize that whack is the problem here i don't know i don't i said that's a that a long time ago, but he's been swelching him. But I'm team whack. I'm team whack.

Starting point is 01:15:37 I asked Wack on that news, and he said, no, like, Lush said what he said. And so, you know, we're going to have to have a conversation, but like, I don't got beat with Lutz. I thought what, meag. He said that Rainbow baby out his asshole on the cipher. So, I mean, once he hears the cipher, there might be more beep. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:15:51 Just say that that was recorded like three months ago. As much shit as Wack talks about everyone. He should be the person who's able to take, like, no, for sure. Whatever. Which he seemed like he's getting into that now. Like, you know, whatever said was said. It's been there 30 years

Starting point is 01:16:06 ago. My fuck like 60. But also I didn't understand because it's like Lush. Nobody's expecting you to be like Mr. Big Gangsta and stay and fight Wack. Like that's not my expectation. Like, oh, you got marked out. Like, nobody's worried about Lush being like super gangsta and tub. Like that's not your image. Wack is getting nothing. It doesn't matter. He's getting no

Starting point is 01:16:22 clout of fighting Lush, bro. Yeah, that's a lot. But he was like, my bad. I was tripping. I'm just on my sober. You know, like sensitive shit. And I got a bunch of family members that have gotten sober and they're sensitive as fuck as soon as they're fucking sober I mean, dough boys are a little sensitive.

Starting point is 01:16:38 I'm sensitive, you know, I've been in my feelings lately. About what? Just life in general. Does I just be just assessing things like, man, what the fuck? Loki me too. Since I've gotten sober, sober, like, I think just being sober sucks. I'm about to be. That's what I've decided.

Starting point is 01:16:51 I'm about to be 50. We turned this, we didn't turn Monday into a real fucking podcast. They're really just opening it up, right? So being sober sucks and I think a, I was like, it's just you got to deal with whatever you got a deal. You got nothing to numb it no more. I can't eat how I want to eat. I'm on fucking weight loss medication.

Starting point is 01:17:07 I can't drink. We don't really do it for me. Like, I'll do it, but. I've been smoking weed heavily since I was like 14, and now I stopped. And I'm like, oh, shit. Like, I was kind of just like, you know, like turning my brain off a little bit by smoking weed. You have a bit. Now my mind races.

Starting point is 01:17:21 I can't go to sleep. You know, I'm tweaking out. Yeah. Lennon was, like, kind of pressing me about it the other day because I did stop smoking weed for a couple months. And she was just kind of like, why are you doing it again? Like, why are you smoking once every night? And I was just like kind of avoiding saying it, but then finally I just said, because I love it. And she, in that moment, she just goes, well, I can't really say anything to that.

Starting point is 01:17:47 Because I feel the same way about coffee. I love it. I know it's not great for me. And I can't stop doing it. And life is better with it than without it. You all had the same thought. But then last night, she starts giving me shit about it again, as if we didn't have that conversation. conversation than I before.

Starting point is 01:18:02 You do seem kind of perked out off the blunts, though. Like, you get really high still. When I smoke a blunt before I do a podcast, everybody knows, which I think is the difference between me and a lot of black dudes. I feel like black dudes, like, handle the blunt better. Like, you can't, like, see it in their face as well. But me as a white boy, it just comes through. And people really will hit me up and be like, are you on Zanz?

Starting point is 01:18:24 People hit me up and like, yo, Adam's on opiates, right? And I'm like, he just smokes a blunt. That's just what happens to him. He's high. tell you, you guys. So when Linda drinks this coffee, does she like it black? Yeah, I know you. That's what he was giggling about.

Starting point is 01:18:40 I'm not going to lie. Before he said coffee, I swear to God, I thought he was going to say like. That is one thing that she and I have diverged on over the years is that I like my coffee black. She likes a little cream. Mmm. A little macchiato. Do with that what you will. Nah, bro.

Starting point is 01:19:03 I got to wear sunglasses when I'm smoking blunts and pod. You look dope down. Your eyes be going all over, place. I mean, a lot of rappers wear sunglasses like 24-7. Like, they never fucking tell. I was just watching a clip of, I think it was like Gunna talking a fucking DDG in the club. And Gunna's wearing sunglasses. Like, the club is so fucking dark.

Starting point is 01:19:24 How good is your eye? eyesight. If you can wear sunglasses on the club, I've tried it before, it is impossible. I wear sunglasses when it's, like, bright and shiny out. Actually, like, can't exist without them when it's bright and shiny out. But in the club, like, wait, I would just, like, close my eyes. I might as well

Starting point is 01:19:41 close my eyes. I'm going to be able to see anything. I can't see be bumping in everything. I mean, knocking all the sunglasses. I mean, whatever cool points you get from the sunglasses would be eliminated by the fact that I'm going to be falling. Yeah. I'm going to walk in the house. But with the glasses on? You go over here and there look like Munchy.

Starting point is 01:19:58 Oh. Yeah. No, they post that clip of Munchy looking for his cup water and drive. Oh, my God. Why they do Munchy? They made me watch that on stream. I'm like, why are y'all doing this much? He's like, looking at.

Starting point is 01:20:13 Nathan always is the one that comes and saves him, bro. Nathan comes to checks it up for him. He tilts the camera down. That clip is so funny, and I'm sorry, Munchy. Sorry, man. I felt, it made me feel bad. I'm like, this is what you guys want me to see. See, like you guys are fucked up, bro.

Starting point is 01:20:27 He shouldn't be laughing at this. There's nothing funny about being blind. But Nathan is like his little guardian angel because when Munchy grabbed the bong to drink it, remember? Nathan like, Yeah. Because he almost drank it. They're doing their job, bro.

Starting point is 01:20:43 That would have been fucking viral. That would have been playing. I know what goes viral. If we had a clip of a blind man drinking bong water on a podcast. Yes. He would have. I'm sorry. Nathan, you're fired.

Starting point is 01:20:57 It would have been on the news. He would have up the blick. I'm not going to lie. It would have been like a national sensation. It would have been so viral. Shout to Nathan. I don't hold it against Nathan. Nathan's a good guy for that.

Starting point is 01:21:11 I would have done the same thing too. People might not know, but Bonwater is really, really smell. Grotie. Did you just answer a phone call on this thing? No, I turned my phone on. Somebody trying to expose it. I had no. I got two phones now.

Starting point is 01:21:24 Oh, Kevin Gates. You might not be that Asian lady from last time. Are you cheating, cheating? Man, man. You was just over at a girl house, huh? You D1 cheating. It just has that one woman's contact in it. A phone with one.

Starting point is 01:21:36 He's a bad phone. I'm shooting more content now, and I needed a phone just for content. It has one terabyte. That makes no sense. How many texts could you possibly be sent? Oh, you're talking about for recording. Just buy the Hyacloud package, bro. You could add.

Starting point is 01:21:50 No, I want my other phone is old. My other phone's like a 12. So I wanted like a newer A new amount Then get rid of the 12 and just buy a fucking I want two phones, nigga All right I have a media phone too, bro

Starting point is 01:22:02 Yeah, you need it All right That's a coooning phone That's not a And I acknowledge that this This basically makes us bad people And bad friends for watching the sunshend I'm sorry I brought this up Munchy

Starting point is 01:22:13 So he He dropped his His cut water Oh my God This is a different version of it I uh and he looking for his cut water right there like he playing jacks

Starting point is 01:22:30 he puts his hand everywhere besides the actual cut water and then Nathan comes over saves the day shout out of Nathan's such a good guy wait where's the bong no that was the old clip that was the newest clip that they sent me the old clip is uh

Starting point is 01:22:44 Nathan snatching the bong out of his hand that was a drink of that was the first 24 hour stream that was legendary munchy i'm not going to lie Yo, can I just call out Rich Rabbit for being kind of retarded, no offense? Rich Rabbit, make the thumbnail the thing that you're reacting to, not your face. Your face is the same in almost every video. I can't find the video that I want because you make every thumbnail.

Starting point is 01:23:11 That's a good point. The reaction, even though the reaction is the same in every video. It's like making your thumbnail the same in every podcast. This guy is giving game today on content creation. What's up with you? Andy's already talking about... You're turning an Obi-Wan for real. Slamming the trunk on all of our verses.

Starting point is 01:23:27 He's going to do a different video for everybody on the fucking cypher. Because we need that promo. That would actually be great. Yeah, he was already... I think he was telling a Ricky or Kenny or somebody. He's like, I'm going to slam the trunk on everybody's verse. I'm not going to lie. Which, I can see that happening.

Starting point is 01:23:42 Shout to Rich Rabbit. I posted a reel of my verse. Please, Rich Rabbit. I'm going to do mine after. I'm going to jack off, too. How do you feel about people saying that you rap like an old head? Will Smith. I'm embracing it now, man.

Starting point is 01:23:58 No, 47, man. I'm about to read the fly is fat, 47-year-old and the planet. The flow was good. I think people's main criticism is like the predictable bars. Like the setup. Booth, man. I know that shit was good. He's probably going to say moose, man.

Starting point is 01:24:14 But they said you had the best, like, flow. I'm not going to lie. Bro, these people think some garbage ice rappers are good. So you can't take no jump from. No, that's true. Dude, I listen to some of the stuff they be, oh, this person, man, that's shit. Whack. I'm like, these people don't know about music.

Starting point is 01:24:31 They come from the air where music is watered down, like, too many people trying to do it. That. Music is watered down. But, hey, you know, we got a shout out of Stephen. They in the last four bars. Bro, Stephen is going to get a Grammy. Nitrous, buzz balls, Thorthaz, Mexicans. Yo, he's going to start getting booked for parties around L.A.

Starting point is 01:24:50 Like day parties at pools. It's going to be like buzzball girls, Peso, Lil Manos featuring Stephen. And it'll be like... Little two case, Stephen, for sure. He's going to be like the buzzball girls, fool. He's going to be like... He's going to be viral for that one thing.

Starting point is 01:25:06 He's the buzz ball boy. People are going to love it. That's going to be hard. Nathan, fucking waterfall in the one buzzball in the video. And then the buzzball liquid dripping down his fucking chin. You're underage, right? I haven't even seen the whole thing. You're underage.

Starting point is 01:25:19 You're 16, right, Nathan? He's 20. He's got a clap case on the way. No, you're going to have the clap case. They supplied me with buzz balls. Yeah. I haven't even seen the whole thing. Yeah, I've seen like three verses. I mean, I think all the verses were very good. You were eating. I was eating. I was eating. I was eating. The beat was amazing and all you guys' verses were good. Hey, W. Glaze. I'm not even glazing. I'm just like, it was good.

Starting point is 01:25:45 No, that was fun. When it comes to rap, bro, if you cooked, you and this dude cooked the hardest, Adam, you got way better, but you said some gay stuff in the middle that caught me totally off guard. I had the most quotables, I would say. Adam and Lush had the most- Something about blazes. If my bitch go trans, then I'm gonna let her skeet. That one rings in my head for sure.

Starting point is 01:26:03 That's like if I'm, that's like she looks so good that I'll suck on her daddy's dick. Yeah, yeah, you're biggie. You're not biggie of our jumpers. Metaphor. Yeah. She's so bad that I would go gay for her if she became a man. Yeah. to her how much I fuck with her.

Starting point is 01:26:21 And I will get piped. And I'll actually get skeeted in. That's one thing I could say, I'm never done. That's dope. That's, I'm glad. Ever since you started listening to Don Tolliver, you've been acting fucking. Don Tolover turns you gay. Don't Oliver is a gay way. It turns you go.

Starting point is 01:26:35 A gay way drug. Don't Oliver. Oh, I forgot what I was. Is it just me or we not talked about a topic yet? What do we have going on in here? I guess, I mean, Blueface and Kraschon Rod getting engaged. Can I just say this? We cover the gooning combo, by the way.

Starting point is 01:26:51 So we did cover the topic. That was very important. That was true. Very important. Gooninging. Yeah, Adam on Lena calling him out for gooning. His gooning habits. That's like a pretty good title.

Starting point is 01:27:03 And then we also got Astrigan and Jump by the Crips. That's a good. That's a clip. I like this. We need to let them in on the meta of like. Just make sure you go to her story because she has a pick where her cheeks fucked up. Her eyes cut. She's fucked over.

Starting point is 01:27:15 I'm not going to lie. Grab that. Okay. All I have to say is this. And I actually told none of this the other day. I said, if me and you are like actually 100% done at some point, I will immediately begin a chapter of my life

Starting point is 01:27:31 that I'm going to call white blueface, where I'm hanging out with girls. I'm doing whatever it takes to get views within reason. And we're just getting ignorant as fuck, letting the craziest shit possible happen. That's the only way. that I can justify this motherfucker proposing to Greshon Rock. I think that he actually in his head knows that he is right now writing the script

Starting point is 01:28:03 to one of the greatest films of all time in which he basically, like I think it is possible that he really actually wants to marry her. But I think that he knows what he's doing is he's making, this film on stream in which he convinces her that he's going to marry her, lets her go through however many months of thinking that or whatever,

Starting point is 01:28:28 and then at some point, it's just not going to happen, and he'll just do something else on stream. Like, nothing has any meaning. He can do whatever he wants, as long as it brings viewers in. Whatever is going to bring in more viewers, that's what we're doing. If me hanging out with you is going to bring me the most viewers, that's what

Starting point is 01:28:47 we're doing. If me proposing to you is going to get the most views, that's what we're doing. He had a baby for views. I mean, yeah. And now he's with the old one, the old BM. I don't know. Jayna got hit the other day. She mad.

Starting point is 01:29:00 I think it may be deeper than that, man. I think that they just might really, sometimes you have a motherfucker and you just can't get away from it. You just like, no matter what, people can tell you they wrong for you. It could be whatever. Y'all can look crazy together. But the heart wants what the heart wants. I just think maybe they just really are realizing that they can't get away from each other.

Starting point is 01:29:17 So I think it's, I think, I think that there is also some thought about content and how can we flip this and make it marketable. So I do think there is a percentage of both. She is the most valuable woman to him in the sense of viewers and dollars. Right. And so therefore, if you are blueface and you are a true sociopath, which I feel comfortable saying that about him, a true narcissist. I'm just saying, like, no, I think he's a narcissist. in the same way that I am, and if I was completely separated from Lena, and I was like fully devoted to just making content about my messy-ass private life, at a certain point,

Starting point is 01:30:02 every girl looks like 3,000 live viewers versus Chrison is 50,000 live viewers. Now, he has proven that he can create superstars out of thin air. He's done it over and over. If you didn't already believe it with with Creshaan now he did it again with Nevea right but I think ultimately like he sees the dollar signs and it might it's it's it's not like two times as much money it might be like 10 times as much money I think he's even further gone than you because I don't think you could hang out with a woman that retarded and like even do content no matter how much money it was making you like you would get burnt out I think but but I kind of agree with that but I also feel like the more likely they are to fight

Starting point is 01:30:45 the better because fighting is part of it. He can't just be with a chill girl. That's my problem. I'm with a chill girl. The only thing she does is performative porn. You know? So it's like interesting to the people, but it would be like infinitely

Starting point is 01:31:01 more interested in the people if I was just like beefing with her day in day out, whooping her ass, getting out of jail, all that good shit. Body slamming. Yeah, that'll be fire. I think that I think Blueface is really than you because like Blueface would have just brought the chicks over to the crib.

Starting point is 01:31:18 Like you should be three, you should be three chicks deep at the house right now. Me bringing those girls back to the house would be the illest thing I ever did my life. Man, if you did that, bro. And live on live. You would be like, oh my God. You'd be like Kaisana. If I started living that life, it would be so like Leno would be so against it. And honestly, that's what she said when I said, like, if me and you are completely done, I begin the white blueface.

Starting point is 01:31:43 era. She said, you can't do that. Like, you can't embarrass your daughter like that. And I sent her the Spider-Man pointing a Spider-Man name. Whoa, low blow. No. He's diabolical. Damn. Right. Right. Yeah. He didn't sit in that. You're a lie. I saw her I wasn't going to talk about her anymore, but I thought that was true. She's not going to be happy. I'm with Doe Boy in the sense that I think it's real because, like, low-key, it would, it would, in my eyes, it would tarnish Blueface if it wasn't real. Because at the end of the day, a man got to stand on business. And if you look at that situation, bro kind of over that at least.

Starting point is 01:32:31 That nigga basically ruined that girl's life. Like every, her life was like decent. And then when she met Blueface, it became what it is. At least she's famous now. But what I'm saying is like, you could wife run. up just on the strip of like, man, we've been together. We always going to be rocking. Like, I saw him creeping around in Long Beach with her getting on the duckies in the

Starting point is 01:32:52 middle of the day. There was no cameras. The home girl was like, can I get a picture? Nah, not right now. So they are really spending quality time together outside of social media. But I feel like he owe it to her. I feel like Doe said is just some bitches you can't get away from. Pussy be good.

Starting point is 01:33:11 The most toxic relationship. but you always going to find yourself back with that person. That's why Lennon's my Christian. Yeah, I don't think he doesn't have that with whatever them girls is. He had a baby with. The chemistry is just not there. But they want to be. It's like, think about the kind of dude you have to be to knock up Nevea.

Starting point is 01:33:32 Be with her for like a year or however long that was. She has the baby. And then her lying to you about the young boy thing, I get it. It is something. but it's just not like a good enough reason to completely separate from your pregnant girlfriend. You know, I just feel like the dude who would do that

Starting point is 01:33:53 is the same dude who would basically try to bamboozle Chrison with this fake relationship thing. You basically mean the thing that black dudes been doing the black women for decades. Like they don't even got to do nothing to get knocked up and left. And if you from the black community, you see motherfuckers get chicks knocked up

Starting point is 01:34:12 and go get married all the time. Am I lying? Yeah, that happens. A dude will have a girl pregnant and then go marry another. That's a woman. That's a problem in your culture. It is. It's a toxic trait.

Starting point is 01:34:25 I said that to four extra because he was basically telling me that I need to be done with Lena and I need to just go get other girls pregnant and not be with them, but just get them pregnant and then go get other girls. And I responded to him, well, that is actually like a huge problem in the black community is men creating broken families and he stood over me like he was going to wop my ass for saying that he was so fast I can't wait for that good to come out the truth hurts he was so mad and I'm like a good thing to do for the kids but also like how could you possibly disagree with what I'm saying it is a bad thing and you are encouraging me to do that thing right now

Starting point is 01:35:04 the only thing you can say is that that's not a problem in the black community which is also a lie yeah no one's disagreeing with you about that point but what I'm saying is there There is a reality in which this type of stuff is happening all the time. And I'm going to be real with you. His other baby mamas is ugly. Christian, the best-looking one. As she's the way, no, you tripping. You tripping.

Starting point is 01:35:27 Listen, when you look at a woman as a man, especially being an athlete like Blueface, you're looking at genetics. This girl is strong as hell. She's an athlete. She, like I'm telling you, next year, Chrison going to be pregnant by Blueface. actually. I think if I'm going to reproduce, I'm reproducing with Kashan over them other ones. What the genetics don't

Starting point is 01:35:48 count if you're drinking and smoking? Yes, but I think he can get her. I believe if she was pregnant with his baby, I think she would get her shit together. So you think that baby's the dead dude? If they have a baby, that baby is going to be a hell of an athlete because he's an athlete. And she's a hell of an athlete. He's not, he doesn't seem like he's going to be a

Starting point is 01:36:07 husband. I have an idea. There's controversy about it. Well, he said that it is. When I go white blue face, I'm gonna knock up diabetic Cucci. She's funny as fuck. Okay. I'll just have her on stream, whatever. Like, yeah, I'm not in love with her, but like, get her pregnant. Content baby.

Starting point is 01:36:24 We got a sign of contract. Honestly, like, I don't trust her. But like, you know, that's perfect. I can make diabetic Cucci bigger than Nevada. I don't know if I believe that. I'm not as big as blue face. But I do feel like if I started making that kind of content, the world would not be able to look away.

Starting point is 01:36:40 Yeah. You can make her a jaded. But also it needs to be black. women I think because that's like the real audience for this shit with blueface you know that depends maybe yours is gonna be different because you're like porn world guy you know i think you should be a black if it is if it is the end total would you like i mean if you and lena do end up calling it would you have kids outside of it like with somebody else like with that beast thing that you would really entertain it has to i feel like it's a must i feel like now

Starting point is 01:37:04 i'm kind of like oh maybe i just like won't have another kid and i can just be selfish for the rest of my life you're not gonna have a son I don't know. That's what I struggled with. Sounds little Adam? But also like... Little Adam would be tweaking out. He'd be going crazy.

Starting point is 01:37:18 I mean, listen, like, if I was single, it's like at some point I'm going to get with a girl and at some point that girl's going to want to have a kid. Or if you get a black girl, she's going to trap your ass. She's going to put the hole in the condom. I got crazy control moose. You wouldn't believe it. What about the pre-com babies?

Starting point is 01:37:31 Pete my seal. There's pre-cum babies. I've had a couple of smoshions that were pre-com babies. I've been doing this for a long time. Never had accidental pregnancy. that's crazy i'm giving myself i had like four i want another kid but i told myself i hit 50 and i ain't had it then i'm gonna call it and the one that you have is not really yours right yes she is stop saying that shit damn adopted still counts no that's my baby blueface if you ever see this

Starting point is 01:37:57 go with christian better genetics your kid gonna be an athlete go to nfl or something i think this is all for content i'm not going no i think as soon as he gets the content starts to die down with christian he's gonna you know drop her say we're getting divorced now but you're They're going to do a wedding. They're going to stream it. It's going to be a huge thing. And then they're going to get divorce. And then that's going to be who's thing.

Starting point is 01:38:18 You're speaking from the perspective of a nigga who can't get girls. What the? Blueface has access to all the girls. But there's just like he said, the heart wants what it wants. And I think at the end of the day, he like, let me just stop playing around. This is the girl I really want to be with. And now he sees something. These other chicks ain't going to leave no matter what you do.

Starting point is 01:38:35 But you're talking about him. Like he's a regular guy. Like he doesn't, like he's not like a mad scientist. who has figured out how to make the algorithm watch him. And he's like kicks golden child right now. There's a million different girls. He knows she's a bad person. He knows she's a bad mom.

Starting point is 01:38:54 But she's also the person who's going to get him the most views. I think she's a bad. Can two things be true in that sense? Could that be he knows that? But then he also knows he really does have feelings for it? Is it possible that he can even see the difference between his actual feelings of like love and affection and his desire to make.

Starting point is 01:39:12 make as much money as possible. Because at a certain point, these are like kind of your two most basic human desires. So it's easy to see how they can kind of become like intertwined. That's what I'm saying? Like what percentage is which? You know what I'm saying? Because I think it's like 70, 30 at best. You say 70 content, 30.

Starting point is 01:39:27 I actually fuck with her and I could hang out with their further time being to make this bad. I would say 60, 40 with the love shit and then 40 content. Like, you know what I'm saying? That's cool. I would feel like they would still fuck with each other even if they didn't have shit. I still feel like they would find their way to fuck me. I mean, he did like her before it was obvious to the world that she was going to be able to be very, very valuable to him. And, I mean, this is a guy who could be with women that are a lot more attractive and successful.

Starting point is 01:39:57 Seriously. Women that he chooses. No, sir. That are badder than Chris Sean. is the only woman that blue faces around that I believe would still be around him if he was dead broke. No, that's true. The rest of them chicks is all cloud chasing. she'd been with that dude

Starting point is 01:40:13 when there was like uncertainty about his career she was locked in I mean they didn't fought on the street you're fighting a bitch on the street that's love that's real y'all can say what y'all want I know dudes who live like this who are not famous so like I know a nigga

Starting point is 01:40:29 will marry a girl who's toxic because out of love and have other bitches on the side I mean we are Africans we used to a bunch of bitches being around so that ain't nothing new you guys are just losers and fan boys. Me, I'm looking at it like from true pimping.

Starting point is 01:40:45 Like, this is the bottom shit. She was getting fucked by a lot of people. That don't mean nothing. You know what I'm saying? That don't mean nothing. You know what I'm telling you. She got to hold you down. If you went to prison, which you might.

Starting point is 01:40:55 And I would tell my girls go fuck. But that's the rules though. You should go to prison. When somebody goes to prison, then they like get the hall pass until the motherfucker comes home. You ain't never fuck with a girl who had a nigga in prison. And then when that nigga about to get out his release date coming up, she just cut your ass off like you were. never there.

Starting point is 01:41:11 Okay. So you know what it is, bro. Don't act like you don't know. Don't ask no questions. Yes. Don't ask. She's a real bitch. She'll seal her pussy up for you.

Starting point is 01:41:19 Dude, I got cut off. See? Nick, I was looking. She didn't do a crime. What's going on? Were you mad at me? Then I saw her later like two months later. She was in her nigga Walmart.

Starting point is 01:41:30 So if your lady got locked up, you do the papoose thing, you just visit, you just, you wouldn't. Yeah, that would be my Remy mom. Look at his face. Jezabelle. I wouldn't want no Jezebel. The thing that's like unthinkable is the idea that you're not going to fuck girls on the side while she's locked up for multiple years. Because in that situation, you hold all the cards. Like no other guy is about to like swoop in and become her boyfriend as she's about to go to prison.

Starting point is 01:42:04 So she's in a situation where if you say, hey, I know it's not like your favorite thing in the world. world but I'm gonna be getting some pussy. She's gotta be like, okay, as long as you hold me down and like talk to me every day or whatever. There's some money on my books. Let me buy some wrong. Yeah, I mean, I feel like that's like why the idea of Papoose not having side chicks was like unthinkable.

Starting point is 01:42:24 Like, who are you fucking? He's probably just good at hiding. He seems like, no, he seemed like he a faithful ass dude. Like, just the way he come off, he seemed like he was really a lover. You have like disgust in your face. Yeah, I'm discussing about. He's disgusting me because I feel like he's genuine.

Starting point is 01:42:40 And there are dudes who are like, I would never cheat. And she got out and cheated on him too. He does seem like the kind of guy who could do that, who could be that guy. Very stoic. Which is crazy because you don't want to be that guy. You got to be an N. Y rapper, a very good bar smith to be able to do that for sure. You just can't catch feelings.

Starting point is 01:42:57 You got, but you can't be. You have to have sides of going on. I think you would hold Doe Girl down if she went down for hanging with the bloods too much. And then you'd be like, I'm not going to fuck nothing. Well, you just hold her down. and then you have other bitches, but then you, like, cut them off when your, when your main girl's about to get out of prison. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:43:15 What if she comes out, like, blue face, like tats on her face, whackouts on her face and shit? You know what the problem is? Let me go red pill for a second. The problem with Papoose is that he conflated, like, the girlfriend role and the big homie role. Because she's like, she was like his wife, but then also she kind of had, like, the vibe of being, like, his big homie. And I'm, like, like, she could maybe, like, whoop his ass or, like, kind of control. a little too much.

Starting point is 01:43:40 And I said that's not a good dynamic. I don't think he likes tough as women. I don't think in the dynamic of New York hip hop like celebrity, I don't think Remy was ever considered bigger than Pappos. I think he was looked at as like a driving force behind her success. He was writing for her. As of recent, like most recent years,

Starting point is 01:43:59 she definitely was. Yeah, this is the thing is that Remy Ma has had moments where she had like huge songs. All the way up. Yes. And like lean back. Lean back. All these songs like her biggest.

Starting point is 01:44:09 moments are way bigger than Papu's biggest moments because Papuza's accolades was mostly just the fact that he was a really, really poppin mixtape rapper who wasn't really able to make the transition to being a mainstream rapper on a label because when he tried

Starting point is 01:44:25 to do that, he never even got a chance to put the album out. It was like a legendary thing that his album never came out. It did eventually, but he put it out like independently or whatever. But either way, I mean like Remy Ma, as much as like Papus might be the more respected lyricist, like success-wise, you'd have to kind of give it to her.

Starting point is 01:44:41 Once she got out of prison for sure, she's been bigger. She's got the bigger songs, probably like bigger album sales. He's like her safari. He would do cool shit like underground shit, like the alphabet slaughter where he would just do like all words like would just A or B. Like they was just cool hip-hop shit. You already know one thing about everybody. No, but that's just, but that's what I knew him for.

Starting point is 01:45:00 But you know what I'm saying? But it wasn't like a chart topping hit. Like, you know what I'm saying? It was just more underground cliche like. Yeah, yeah. Like little dope shit on YouTube. Yeah, the children's like, he only used the words with P. Like, you know, that's cool, but, you know, I ain't in the clubs.

Starting point is 01:45:14 Him and Lush one have a lot in common, I would say. Black Lush? Yeah. White Papp. White Pat. So Blueface marriage to Christian, proposal to Kishan is genuine from this side of the table. Yeah, yeah, genuine. You guys are little content.

Starting point is 01:45:29 It's a way more content. You're a sucker. You're falling for this shit. I'm not talking about. I believe in true love. How long are you guys given the marriage then, if it's true? They'll probably be married for like five years. I want to pull up on.

Starting point is 01:45:41 I'm going to give them like a year. I need to get around her because she's going to try to kill me. And that's the content that I was. That is true. Yeah. That's blueface you can hang out. I'm coming with Jack Dority security, bro. I ain't fucking around, but I want to get around. Now that they're apparently going to be spending all this time together,

Starting point is 01:45:59 I need to get around for Sean. I need to be in her face to see what she does. If she walks away like lefty gun, I'm going to be very let down. You could have possibly ran into it, or if you would have went to, what was it, Rehab, because don't they be going up there as well? And he flaked on you. He wasn't fucking with you,

Starting point is 01:46:15 or he thought, like, Monchy B was going to be alive out of here. This is my concern. You're going to bring Jayhood and he was going to attack him? Let me break this down. So, I'm talking, Monchie said he wanted to go to Ray J's stream. I hit up Ray J with Monchion on a text. I say, hey, we're going to do this.

Starting point is 01:46:30 Boom. Saturday comes around. Me and Monchier are texting Ray J. Ray J's taking, like, a long time to respond. He's not sending him. an address. We asked for the address a couple times. He didn't send it. So me, a bunch you get on the phone and we basically agree, yo, this is stupid. Like, he's not, he doesn't seem serious enough. He don't really seem like he got shit set up, whatever. So we don't go. We

Starting point is 01:46:52 text Ray J. He's bummed. We don't really respond. Then right after that, I get a text from Chunky Barbie from Roland 9B Crip. And she says, hey, that sucks that you bailed. I really wanted to see you. And I'm looking at my phone thinking, damn, Ray J was going to have Munchy B in there with his direct ops, a female. If she's there, though, for sure she's going to have some dudes too. And Munchy's going to have some dudes. And I was watching Munchy talk about it earlier.

Starting point is 01:47:26 And Munchy even said, he goes, if we run into each other, it ain't like there's going to be anything Ray J could do about it. Which when you think about that, it's kind of like a chilling, sentiment of like that shit could get really bad like really quick for me i have to put a lot of thought into who's in here every day and you know what the the politics are i don't i guess ray j may be like doesn't consider that his responsibility or it is possible that like she was just

Starting point is 01:47:55 planning on popping up but my thing is like if you're ray jay and you are a blood you are from an actual gang in carson and you beef with crips how are you not thinking about bringing on one of the most famous bloods in L.A., Monchy B, and you're not thinking about, oh, who's going to be there and is it all good? I feel like he's being reckless, man. He seems a little out of it too. He's definitely not just thinking.

Starting point is 01:48:21 He's not thinking about it. He's just trying to make content. Just bring everybody through. People, man, I'm telling you, motherfuckers know how to act around certain people, bro. Like, even if you look at like Nipsey before he died, you, bro was in the studio with straight bloods. Nobody tripped on him.

Starting point is 01:48:35 people just know in certain situations. Yeah, blood may get along with though. No, but certain. Not like direct enemy hoods that you 100% are going to have like serious issues with. Bro. It's not like there's a world in which they're just going to be in the same room and it's going to be all good. And they're going to maybe like, what if you got shot? Shoot each other with some looks.

Starting point is 01:48:56 Yeah, that's not how those are going to go. Thank you person who has never been in a gang, never been around. You ain't never been in the 20s. Well, I got to witness Munchy's reaction to the fact that he would have. been very uncomfortable with Ray J putting him in that position. So, yeah, I do think that it is fair to, that was actually pretty legit. Yeah, I think it's fair that we consider it to be that kind of situation. It would have been a situation.

Starting point is 01:49:19 No, because if that nigga didn't jump up like, man, fuck that. Woo-woo-whoop. And if I'm up in there with her, I'm a do-da-da-da. If someone's going to act up and they see the ops, they're going to tell you they're going to act up if they see the ops. If someone's just like, oh, man, that's going to be a crazy situation. To me, that's them telling you what I'm not going to do anything. If you have that. But I can't be responsible for what they might.

Starting point is 01:49:42 Chuckie Barby's popped it about Munchy B. too, like directly. They're not fucking up that shit with Ray J. Bro. I think Ray J. They might. They might. Or the people that they were. I know, I think Ray J.

Starting point is 01:49:50 care is enough cloud in L.A. to where you know if he brings you somewhere, do not embarrass him. Do not blow up the spot. Ray J. is an actual gang member. He's not Minister Farrakhan. And also, I'm sorry. yes, like something would have happened. It would have been bad.

Starting point is 01:50:05 It would have been a very unfortunate situation. And even if it's not... It's nice that it's a girl. So like maybe there's like less likelihood of it going left. But the thing is, is that Munchy B is never going to go into that kind of situation without some of his homies. And Chunky Barbie, realistically, probably isn't going to go into that situation without some of her homies. It's like, it's like, I'm going to just prove your point to be wrong.

Starting point is 01:50:32 It's just like Marathon. Burger. The grand opening in Long Beach, right? There was some smoke that happened around the corner in the parking lot from Marathon Burger. It wasn't around the corner. It was like half a block, less than half a block away. It was like, and they were walking to that parking garage directly from the marathon burger. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:50:50 Thank you person who's not from Long Beach. I watched the whole video. Yeah, you did. But I'm telling you that's around the corner and down a little ways and you go into the garage. But there was direct ops right in front of Marathon Burger. And all those people knew, you bet not do nothing right here. So that's why something got done around the corner. So what I'm telling you is the even though you want to believe that these cowardly gang members are so gangsta that they'll do this and do that and do that,

Starting point is 01:51:17 even though we watch them at the courthouse getting bitched out with their ops right there. We watch them running from each other all the time. People are not dumb. They know when and where to do certain shit. And I'm telling you. But that could easily happen outside of Ray J's warehouse too. I'm going to add them on this one just because like when you're in those type of situations

Starting point is 01:51:36 and you got entourages, you can't control and they're like, shit can happen at the drug. Even if niggas are civilized and buttoned up and they normally wouldn't be with the bullshit. That's what you don't understand. You know what I'm saying? Like when you were in a situation, they might just go left.

Starting point is 01:51:48 Brandon, your example that you just used is a situation in which Black Sam tried to do a burger opening event and a young black man killed another black man just feet away from the event. That is the exact kind of scenario that would be at least an elevated risk if some of these people were to run into each other. And he was ducking behind a car, so, you know, he was in the vicinity.

Starting point is 01:52:18 What I'm trying to tell you is, if these people were really that crazy, you would not, people shoot up funerals and everything else, bro. Just because they're not like going out and doing missions to kill each other doesn't mean that they might not do something to each other if they run into each other. Look at Complex Conner. A nigga just got stabbed up there. Bro, who the hell cares about Complex, Con?

Starting point is 01:52:39 It's supposed to be some cool rap shit. Like the nigga got poked. They said that was Clayboy Cardi's bloods frame. But you got... It could happen anywhere with niggas that you wouldn't expect it from. Bro, I'm telling you, niggas know when and where to do stuff. Trust me, you could see niggas that's ops in jail. And they will not do nothing to each other.

Starting point is 01:52:59 The fact that you think you're making a good point. This is a true point. Actually, it would be fine if they're around each other. And Ray J wasn't being problematic in any way because no gang member would ever shoot. I think you giving Ray J a little too much credit. What the fuck is wrong with you, Brandon? Bro, these people literally live less than a mile away from each other and swear they're sworn fucking enemies and don't eliminate each other when they're right there. So therefore they should go on streams together.

Starting point is 01:53:21 They should go on the stream because I know if. For Ray Jays enjoy me. If Ray J. bring this nigga on and that girl is going to be there, Ray J. already knows like ain't nothing going to happen. Ray J know that he's going to die soon, so he's out here just, I'm just saying. Ray J is not in good health,

Starting point is 01:53:40 so he don't give a fuck if he gets sued. He don't give a fuck who dies. He's just out here just being Ray J. Man, listen, you got, you, listen, you know what kills me? You're the owner of no jumper. Yeah, there you go. You're the owner of no jumper.

Starting point is 01:53:55 You got dudes who swear to God day enemies coming up to this motherfucker all the time, and they ain't killed each other. yet. Oh, they come on different days. If your jump and kill each other. If your ass is really a op, bro, you'll be out there waiting in the bushes the day your op going to be there and get his ass.

Starting point is 01:54:11 Y'all want to keep perpetuating this notion that these gang members are just like, oh, sorry, I'm gonna do it. Most of these people are cowards who if you see them one-on-one aren't gonna do shit. So the Roller 90s and the Englewood families are cowards is Brandon's review. What I'm saying, the fiant Brandon, by the way.

Starting point is 01:54:30 What I'm saying is you could catch any of these people on any given day one-on-one, and they could see the op and walk past each other. Bro, I've literally worked in a warehouse with niggas who were sworn enemies. They didn't fight. They just worked and went home. But, you're contradicting yourself. No, I'm not. Because you're saying that niggas know where they're at and they can come do this and this.

Starting point is 01:54:51 But this is where niggas worked. Just like how you worked with niggas and you've seen sworn enemies get along, this is niggas place of business. Hold on. So they all respected enough to be like, nigg, if it's a problem, I'm not. I'm not gonna do it at my job. And I believe that these niggas are content-brained enough, Chunky Barbie and Munchy, to say, you know what?

Starting point is 01:55:08 We're gonna put our differences aside for the sake of building up our cloud on social media. You wanna know the difference between working at Amazon with your op and not getting into it with each other, is that like, as long as y'all don't say anything, nobody knows that your ops. You want to know the difference between Ray J's live stream,

Starting point is 01:55:29 is that there's thousands of people watching you. And some decent percentage of them are going to understand the dynamic at play and they're going to start trolling about it. And even if everybody in the room was oblivious to the gang rivalry, they're going to make it a thing. And Ray J has TTS.

Starting point is 01:55:49 The chats are being read out loud when people donate and shit. So he couldn't even avoid it. Probably. People could do that. But what I'm telling you is, even at a warehouse job, Amazon, you're going to know where people from.

Starting point is 01:55:59 Because even on lunch break, niggas be like, oh, we'll open just in conversation. I'm just saying it's a lot easier to mind your own business in that environment versus on a stream with tons of people watching and commenting. I think much she's probably trying to move better because I have an impaired vision. It's like you don't even want to take that type of wrist to put your home in a position to have to do some if someone. If you're me or Ray J or whatever, I feel like you have even more of a duty to somebody like Munchy to like protect them and not put them in awkward situations because, yeah, it's going to be much, much more difficult for him to navigate any given. situation because of his issues with his eyesight. I think if you called the Crip Barbie girl or whatever her name is and ask her, were you going to crash out on Munchy or would you have just pot and it was cool?

Starting point is 01:56:41 I guarantee you she'd be like, I wasn't going to do nothing to him. We was just going to have a pot because she wants to have sex with her. She's like his K.I. Now, you have sex with her too. You got to understand the clout and the attention is the drug now. See, what y'all don't understand because you, you know, you Mexican and you white, 99% of gang bang it is attention seeking. Now, social media is the attention.

Starting point is 01:57:05 So that's the valuable. To get attention on social media than to get into a big fight or shootout with your ops on Ray J's stream. Because they know where that leads. Like look at the nigga B. Brazy or whatever his name is, the one in jail. Right.

Starting point is 01:57:18 Don't you, I bet you right now, why he's sitting in that cell eating that cold ass cereal, he wish he had an opportunity to come sit at the table on no jumper. but this wasn't a thing for him when he was going out sliding. That's a gang member right there. I like my serial code. That's a gang member right there.

Starting point is 01:57:34 The real gang members and shit is in prison and dead. The niggas are trying to chase crowd on social media. They, from the gang, but they ain't the number one hitters from the gang. Them dudes is locked up. Does this, like, these qualms, like, cancel out you and Munchy ever pulling up? Or can you have a combo where it's like, hey, Ray J, I'm pulling up with Munchy don't have like his ops in there and can we do it?

Starting point is 01:57:55 Because that would be fire. I feel like we have to have more of a conversation before. Yeah, I just don't think it should be pulled off the table. I hope Munchy's still down and then they could figure out. Yeah, just do that shit. Stop being lazy, man. Maybe I should have Ray J. Maybe Ray J could pull up here and we could do a dual stream.

Starting point is 01:58:15 Will he sing one wish? I love that song. What do you see? That's a hit, bro. One wish is a great. That's a hit, bro. Going on Fresh and Fit Friday. Yo.

Starting point is 01:58:25 Speaking of Fresh and Fit, did you? Did you see your boy catching phase? Oh, I seen that. I didn't actually watch it. Oh, that was cool. You might have to, uh, they spam the F slur. So you might have to mute it. Myron got me.

Starting point is 01:58:36 No, his brother body slammed a femboy. Is the, is the violence like out of control? Uh, no, no. They're just like kind of pushing each other. And then like they're grabbing like the white dude that they're with. They kept saying F word. Yeah, they spin. They're spamming the Xler.

Starting point is 01:58:51 Can we mute the audio for them? I can. So they won't hear it? All right. But you can like mute us. W producers. I don't know if that's like bad for the audience, but I guess probably. There's Myron's brother beside him.

Starting point is 01:59:23 That fend boy was act evil. Aggressive. Yeah, yeah. Turn it down. They all act like that. Oh my God. What a bad bitch. That one was pressing the issue.

Starting point is 01:59:36 For real. It wouldn't let it go. Not that one. These nigs are like NBA players. He looks like Shamar. I never want to be around an aggressive gay man like this. That's dangerous.

Starting point is 01:59:47 Look, he's tripping. What are you trying to get out? They got a bird. Myron. He's trying to squabble, though. Myron is a big strong man. He stands back as brother kind of handles. I mean, my own was an FBI.

Starting point is 02:00:02 Yeah. Federal agent of some kind. That is Shamar. Does that look like Shamar? Squared up with a straight homo is hell funny. I'm walking off. Eventually the dude on the left gets body. Dude, I should

Starting point is 02:00:15 fight like a wicked gay guy on brand- that would be fucking. Super openly gay. It escalates a little bit more. What is Myron talking about? He's screaming back. He's going full. Dude over there is like, no, I'm trying to get out. I'm trying to squabble though. Look at this dude. He's built like a hate to. Get out.

Starting point is 02:00:35 Boop. Start swinging on a white dude. Jesus. Oh, did he's a white dude in his headlock. Got a Myron's brother. Gotta protect the white man. Oh, oh. Oh, he's gonna get. Oh.

Starting point is 02:00:46 Slams him. Damn. I ain't even see that over here. Why didn't you let the white guy just get his ass whoop? That's a homie. He did, bray. These niggas coon. And then look, the other dude in the white shirt don't even help his homie.

Starting point is 02:01:00 He's just getting packed out. Wow. And then this bitch starts blocking the camera. See, this is the life I would be living if it wasn't for my wife and child. They said they can't see it. Oh, let me stop. The niggas still trying to squabble. You just got to put on your forehead.

Starting point is 02:01:17 Relax. It should be legal to shoot her if she covers up the street camera. Yeah, so annoying. Kick her in the vagina. Your homies are the one who are tweaking out. It's not they fault. Biocch. This dude, he's still, he's still woozy.

Starting point is 02:01:32 Tough gay dude. He's still going, though. That was pretty much it. Yeah, and this dude with the cross didn't even do nothing with his girl. Yeah, he stood in the back. He big and sound like a lineback. Over there opposing. opposing.

Starting point is 02:01:44 It's crazy because if you think about like post Andrew Tate who are the most toxic alpha male right wing men's rights activist types that you could possibly affiliate yourself with in America. I kind of feel like

Starting point is 02:02:00 Myron is like the king of and especially because people view them as like a terrible racist and misogynist as well. Yeah and they they clump clav in there with them. But cloud is really like put real effort into like cleaning up his whole thing like you don't you don't really want people to think

Starting point is 02:02:16 of him as like a political guy and I feel like it's kind of worked for sure I'm upset that they didn't let that white dude get his ass whooped why did you want the gay dudes to pack the the white dude because if you can't fend off a couple of gay dudes you can't be in the conservative army there's some gay dudes with hands bro that dude was tiny he let that dude get on his back and do was like

Starting point is 02:02:36 hitting like the demetrius Johnson of gay dude in the history of the u.s. there's like one gay dude who I don't know, but Peyton Talbot? I forget it. How do you know that? Because he was fucking with Frank Ocean.

Starting point is 02:02:48 He's your idol. He was fucking with Frank Ocean. How do you know that? Because it's like a part of his lore. I see TikToks about him. Gay lore. It's all women. You got to do male.

Starting point is 02:02:58 No, you just got to click the more and watch. Look at what's the down? These are all women. They're all lesbian. Jeff Molina is not a woman. It's a Peyton Talbot. It just said Jeff Molina. Oh, zero.

Starting point is 02:03:10 Zero openly gay male fighters. Maybe he's not openly gay. Hey, there's a guy who's bisexual. Yeah, maybe he's bi. This guy says he's not gay. He was hugging on a Frank Ocean in the pool and shit. So if he was hugging another man, that means he's... They dated.

Starting point is 02:03:26 They dated. You hug out of him all the time. Can you hug a man in the pool and not be gay? Not in the pool, like hugging, like spinning around in the pool? If you do that, you're gay. Listen, man, I don't have a problem with it. Being gay, even on a personal level? I mean, if you gay...

Starting point is 02:03:39 Would you compete in a jiu-jitsu match against an openly gay guy? I wouldn't care. What if he's like sniffing your butt? What if he put his balls in your mouth? Do I win? Oh, shit. I win. I win or lose, you win.

Starting point is 02:03:51 You got to roll with the gay dude. Shut the hell up. I just want to see that white dude get beat up by that gay dude. The Loki did. You can't be like saving the white man from a black person. Like slavery negates that. Byron's the perfect guy to save a white man from a black guy. You just got to let him get a little bit of ass whipping at the minimum.

Starting point is 02:04:10 Like let them get it, get the, get the, gay dude. couple punches. I'm going to let you get beat up so I can talk shit on you when we get back in the car. Bro, that gay dude. Whooped your ass. Like when, what's his name? Dejan. Dejohn.

Starting point is 02:04:21 When he whipped that one dude's ass, nobody broke it up. We let him get beat up by the gay dude and then people talk shit about him. Well, they try to jump them, actually. But they got their ass cooked. And what are we doing in the black delegation? We clown their ass. Yeah, that guy's never to be seen again. I'm not going to.

Starting point is 02:04:35 I've never, I haven't heard of that guy since. I could have easily ignited a race war. How? Black guy getting in a fucking huge. huge public W over a Mexican. And they jumped. Hey, I don't think he's Mexican. He's like some type of, yeah, he's like light skin and maybe some type of other Latino.

Starting point is 02:04:51 Black dudes beat up Mexican people all the time. That don't start. Imagine if there was a black guy versus light skin like racework. But a gay black journalist? That's a little different. I don't think people would care. I think blacks and Mexicans, we so close in proximity. People get beat up on both sides all the time.

Starting point is 02:05:05 And we'd be fucking each other's bitches. That's what's going to bring peace. Do you think that? Black pussy. Will Ice Cube get. Dejohn touched. I hope so. Or will somebody

Starting point is 02:05:15 act out on his behalf? Nah. That beef on Twitter. I think he was engaging at first, you know, just thinking it's a war of words, but then once certain lines got crossed, I think he just washed his hands of it. I don't think Cube is...

Starting point is 02:05:26 I don't think he's tripping like that. He always describes like the same passivity that he experiences in his life to everybody else. No, man, Cube ain't even like that. He's a multi-millionaire. He's a father. He's a husband. He's 60. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 02:05:39 He just had, like, someone clown. His dead. sister on a pretty public level. I don't think it's that one thinkable. Go dig your dead sister up. I mean, I get that, but I mean, at the same time, it's worse. Like, you know what I'm saying? You can get past shit. You don't have to escalate it. Like, he might just be like, all right, man, I'm not even going to entertain him. He's not going to entertain it.

Starting point is 02:05:56 He's not going to have some goons entertaining. Do you know ICEQ personally? No. I met him once, but I can't say I know him. He just thinks everybody's soft. I'm just going to tell you. How is that soft as smart? To have not have your homie beat this guy up is some soft as shit. Because what if something goes wrong? What if something goes wrong?

Starting point is 02:06:11 a soft-ass nigga. That would be if like they killed Dejan? Let me say if something goes wrong now motherfuckers pressing charges now it's lawsuits

Starting point is 02:06:18 then you'll pay for the homie's lawyer or you could just ignore that shit like I ain't gonna go back and forth I don't like ice cube I don't like Ice Cube because he has it

Starting point is 02:06:29 The National Treasure No he's not He's a national nigga He's a national nigga He's a national nigga listen He's American treasure You said what am I talking about I'm trying to tell you

Starting point is 02:06:37 I don't like Ice Cube because he hasn't made New Friday last Friday. It's on the way. Then, I don't like him. I don't like Ice Cube because of politically. He's just a pussy.

Starting point is 02:06:51 He never says, he never stands on business. He always tries to talk between the facts so that he doesn't get backlash from a certain demographic of ignorant black people. Maybe he just doesn't want to discuss his political views and that's okay. He can keep that to himself. They say the quickest way to start an argument

Starting point is 02:07:07 is talk about religion and politics. This man, leaving it out of it. Listen, bro. I get what you're saying, but what you're saying don't make no sense because this man brought something called

Starting point is 02:07:17 the contract for Black America to the president of the United States. Yeah, this last election cycle, it doesn't matter what you're. But if you come to the president claiming to represent Black America, which includes me, which includes you?

Starting point is 02:07:29 I'm going to need you to stand on business. Don't beat around the president. So now you feel like he has to say how he feels politically. Yes, don't be vague. Don't be like bullshit and call it out. Don't try. to be politically correct because now you've made yourself the representative of all people

Starting point is 02:07:46 who look like me but all black people aren't democratic or rep republicans so he's trying to stay in the middle to be like yo i'm not trying to take a side it don't matter if you're just trying to change black people's lives in america or republican on both sides of the aisle black people know exactly what's wrong with our communities they know exactly what we need in our communities but what they go about it is different you're saying that he took something to the president with his contract for black America. Why can't that be enough? You want this nigga to do more

Starting point is 02:08:14 and now you've got to come home and share the little views. And he's got the big three. And nigga he'd be making movies. No, I don't give him. The big three's fun to watch. Well, don't call your bullshit contract for black America

Starting point is 02:08:24 bringing me under the umbrella if you're going to get up there and bitch up when it's time to talk about talk about, have a real conversation. You look kind of a domestic. I mean, I could send Candace Owens to the president office. She's going to stand on business.

Starting point is 02:08:37 She's not going to bitch up and try to be political. For her side. No. She's going to stand on business in general. We need to get black fathers in the home. She was married to the white man. Listen, that's fine.

Starting point is 02:08:46 But she's going to say, these are the facts. This is what's wrong with the black community. This is what we need. She's not going to let political correctness. But application is going to be different. I think you're assigning too much responsibility to him. It's like, who are you to tell that nigga, like what he needs to do? He's the one who ground himself.

Starting point is 02:09:01 He's been nothing but like a great example of what a black man should be in America. You should be more like ice cube. He's self-made. Nobody made the niggum. his kids are good. Like, you never see his name and no bullshit. But then it's like,

Starting point is 02:09:13 niggas just want more and more and more. Like, no, tell us how you feel politically. No, boy, if I went to somebody and said, I'm a speak as the representative for all hosts at no jumper. And then I get in there and I start bitching up and not speaking like in a way that accurately represents the sentiments of the host of no jumper.

Starting point is 02:09:30 Josh is jesty, if you don't say that. You know, whatever. Right. So I took that upon myself to be fucking Superman and put a cape on and go try to save everybody. Superman can't go out there to fight. Superman can't go to fight Dooms Day didn't bitch up when it's time to get cracking.

Starting point is 02:09:43 But if we had nobody from No Jumper going up there, I would admire the effort at least. You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't be too critical. Yeah, niggas always want to criticize. If you're going to speak on the black community, speak on the black community honestly. And you ain't going to fix nothing in black America

Starting point is 02:09:56 by being politically correct. Because nothing about black America is politically correct. That just sounds like he's not going about how you would so you don't like it. He's not going about how any representative would. Everybody's not into that political shit. Maybe he just wanted to just live his life. Because that's just like him voting. He's just saying, this is how I feel.

Starting point is 02:10:14 He could be personal to him. He had a literal contract. Okay, but that could be what he sees America in his brain. He ain't got to consult with niggas. Okay, okay, okay. Ice Cube's political philosophy is basically that he does not align with the Democrats or the Republicans, and instead he feels like the black vote should basically be used as a bargaining chip to get the parties to do more for black people.

Starting point is 02:10:40 And that's basically his overall motto, which to me sounds a little racist, but I guess, yeah, you're allowed to act in your own best interest. Yes, the thing is, when Donald Trump offered black people, $500 billion of investment for their community, every black celebrity should have got on board

Starting point is 02:11:03 and said, look, guys, whether you like this dude or not, $500 billion in investment is really good, and it could do a lot for black communities. Put your political differences aside. You have black celebrities. Ice Cube, his thing is he doesn't, he won't say. That's his problem.

Starting point is 02:11:19 He'll get right there to the edge and then not say what needs to be said to make it like clear where he stands. You have black folks just like, F him, I don't want nothing from him. We don't want it unless it comes from Democrats. That's where the celebrities can use their influence to say, hey, guys,

Starting point is 02:11:35 you're going to kind of like have to open your mind up. Because when one of these celebrities comes out as gay, there's a chance that they could destroy their career. But they find courage in that moment to say, look, it is what it is. But when it comes to something for the collective, all their courage dissipates, and now they can't say anything

Starting point is 02:11:51 because they don't want to mess up their standing in Hollywood or whatever. Ice Cube bitched up to stay in good with those people in Hollywood. Because he knew if he spoke facts and kept it real, he would have been made a pariah just like the other boy. What's his name? that little, what's the other dude who came out, Trump supporter, and then they like I don't think that of a couple.

Starting point is 02:12:11 Excuse myself because I'm so uncomfortable with this racialized conversation. Just kidding, I have to excuse myself just because I have to go my kid to bed, yes. But I'm going to say you guys. You got another hour? Can we get a sit in? Can we get a sit in? Sure. Okay. Yes.

Starting point is 02:12:27 Let me swap. No doubt. We didn't tell your big ass to get up. I'm switching. Keep your big ass on. Hey, come on. All right, deuce. I'm gonna block him if I sit there. We'll see you later.

Starting point is 02:12:38 I like that sweater, by the way. Shout out to them. I'm a big enough for you. You were a gigantic. I'm a two X. I'm your side. I'm a two X. Man, my own buddy. I think he was just trying to do his best, man.

Starting point is 02:12:49 Because he still faced a ton of backlash just for meeting with Trump. So it's like they were already trying to cancel him. So like if they would have been super hard, they would have super canceled. That don't equate him to bitching up just because he don't want to speak on certain things. Man, it could be a never ending conversation when you talk about politics. niggas get canceled for saying the wrong shit maybe he's just like look that's really not my area a specialty that's not

Starting point is 02:13:09 what I excel in I don't want to talk about I want to keep my shit private you call a nigga a bitch just because he do that and maybe if he does have some ideas about how America can be and he feels like that's the way that he could impact it and he has such notoriety that he can hit the president up direct and be like here

Starting point is 02:13:25 this is what I think the contract for black America should be I think niggas should champion that and not call him a bitch because he don't do and hop out the window and get on what Brandon wants him to do. If you're not willing to do what it take, you know what does it take? If you're not willing to do what it take

Starting point is 02:13:40 and take the good with the bad thing, you just don't need to speak on politics, my nigga. Because when politicians and celebrities get up insulting black folks like Cardi B, she don't make no two bones about it. She's with the Democrats, no matter what, no matter how dumb and stupid. That's why I love Cardi B.

Starting point is 02:13:56 Right. That's what I'm trying to tell you. This woman has more balls than Ice Cube does. Stand on business. If this is what you're, you feel and how you look at it and this is what it takes. So even if he was a lip tart up there with Trump, you would respect that more than just playing the middle. Yes. What do you think about it?

Starting point is 02:14:11 He's just trying to be diplomatic though. We heard what you had to say. You just talk. Let him talk. But being diplomatic wasn't what he was, what he initially went out to do. So when you go out there and put yourself out there saying you're speaking for the people, then you need to speak for the people. Now, if he would have said, I feel like as Ice Cube, I can respect that. But when you come in saying, I got everybody on my back and nobody,

Starting point is 02:14:32 and you name you don't speak for everybody, you got to go sit down somewhere. But isn't that kind of like impossible because like black people aren't a monoth? No, because Steve Harvey, when he wanted Donald Trump to help him with his program where he goes around and teaches young black men skills and trades,

Starting point is 02:14:46 he said, I have this program and I would like you to help me with this program. Trump said, most definitely, get with Ben Carson, he's going to help you put this all around a nation. He went on his own behalf to get assistance on what he trying to do. I see.

Starting point is 02:15:01 Ice Cube came and said I'm Captain Saving nigger Who gonna speak for every nigga on the planet And then bitched up when the moment came I just have no respect for that And then when he came with the sick deal He didn't even say like All right, that's a great deal

Starting point is 02:15:16 This is a great plan He said nothing. Well, I'll read Joe Biden had nothing to offer When Joe Biden dogged him Wouldn't even meet with him I would went hard in the direction of Trump But what if Trump's values Don't align with his values all the way

Starting point is 02:15:30 He asked what is his values, right? music, fuck the police and stupid shit. I'm not exactly sure. He was talking about money. I'm not exactly. He took it one step. He took it one step above. Can you introduce your homie first? He can introduce himself. My name is Jacari. I'm from Long Beach.

Starting point is 02:15:46 He's from Long Beach. So he's already better than you. What the hell? Besides the fact that he's black. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm not. No, you're going to get you're good. They're going to cook me. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I'm I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I know how they are.

Starting point is 02:16:01 yeah thank you dope boy but this just my homie from around the way man okay okay bet a lot of this stuff y'all be like viral way didn't be talking you know viral way right yeah yeah a lot of that shit viral way them be talking about bro bro bro is talking this that shit years back bro like we've always been around the circle like he doesn't like mexicans either no we're talking about like enlightened stuff he loves mexican

Starting point is 02:16:22 he loves me he love but the thing is like bro is one of those people who like when you see a lot of the long beach dudes talking like high power stuff like he's one of the first people who was talking like that among all of us like we all the same age but bro was on that before a lot of us but look he was talking about economic equity restructure and bank lending to favor black owned businesses criminal justice reform media and representation i mean what are you against on that way but he what more do you want from him just explain it to them because they don't clearly don't get it no I'm good at all.

Starting point is 02:16:59 He reached out to Biden and Trump, but Trump pretty much was the only one to hear him out. Yeah, he was just trying to see what would be in their platforms that would benefit black people. And Trump came with actually something that was beneficial. A platinum plan. I didn't like the name. But I did like the money and the figures he was talking about.

Starting point is 02:17:17 And then when Biden came, he came with nothing because Democrats already got our vote. So they don't have to do anything for us. So where's the follow-up? He's fucking with us. He's not going to give us shit. I'm going to go harder for him. Like, hey, we got it. Ice Cube wouldn't even say anything.

Starting point is 02:17:33 After he got shot down by Biden and Trump had the conversation, Ice Cube did no promotion. He didn't say, hey, guys, we got to get this dude elected so we can get access to this stuff. He just withdrew from the situation. Like, I never said nothing in the first. It's almost like he said, if I can get it from Democrats, I don't really want.

Starting point is 02:17:50 What do you really want the nigga to do? I just said it. But what I'm saying was this nigga has a million things to be doing. You want this nigga to drop everything. And become a full-time politician to go fight for the equality of the people? He dropped everything. He sent a letter to the president and voted. He doesn't be enough.

Starting point is 02:18:05 He dropped everything to go make himself the self-appointed representative of me and you and everybody black. But all of a sudden, when it's time to stand on business, oh, I don't have time. The nigga ain't had a movie since 2007. So what else did you created the big three? He did. He did. This is crazy, nigga. That's a seasonal thing.

Starting point is 02:18:28 At the end of the day, he didn't do anything. And so, I mean, it is a big. I just feel like niggas are never happy. It's never enough for niggas. Like, niggas can't just be like, hey, that's cool that he drew up some shit and gave it to the president, just leave it at that.

Starting point is 02:18:41 Niggas like, no, we need more. Like, no, nigga, he did enough. That's all I'm saying. The niggas done more than enough. I'm not going to say he did enough, but I'm going to just say he did what he did and that's what it is. That's the problem with niggas.

Starting point is 02:18:52 Niggers are like, we have no staying power. We have no type of like, longevity. It's like, oh, he gave some lip service. What more you want? No, I want action because you told the president that you're speaking on behalf of me without even asking me. So what I want you to do is like what even Cardi B is doing. Cardi B. been standing on business with the Democrats for like a decade.

Starting point is 02:19:15 You telling me, and that's the problem, black man, a woman who's an artist could risk her career and stand on business with the Democrats sounded, she'd be sounding dumber than a motherfucker. but she's standing on business but a grown ass man a grown ass man made himself the self-appointed

Starting point is 02:19:34 represented for black folks to make a contract and now it's like well he did what he could do black people just be happy excepting the bare minimum and what I'm telling Ice Cube and you is the bare minimum

Starting point is 02:19:46 is no longer good enough if you're not gonna get in the paint and fight for us then shut your ass up and just shut the fuck up and dribble Ice Cube get the place Stick to basketball.

Starting point is 02:19:57 But this whole thing was just like I'm being, you know, bipartisan. Like we need to withhold our vote from whoever's not putting concrete shit into play. I'm saying even if it's Democrats, we shouldn't have vote for Democrats if they don't have something concrete for us. But here's the problem. Once the other side say, fuck you, you're no longer bipartisan. But what if the other side's still lacking to you? And it's like, well, both sides suck. So I'm going to, you know, abstain from both.

Starting point is 02:20:20 So then you choose the lesser of two evils. And the lesser would be who got a bag for me and who don't. What's better? Something or nothing. because the Republicans offer something. Democrats didn't offer nothing. But what if he feels like other things that Republicans do negatively affect? Then that's not,

Starting point is 02:20:33 even if you just throw money. He said he's coming for money. All his stuff was about economic investment. Not everything. Well, the main focus of it. And if you say, I want some money, some weed and some bitches. And they say, well, I can give you the money. And then you go to them like, I want some money, some weed in the bitches.

Starting point is 02:20:49 And they're like, we ain't give you shit. I'm going to go get that money. Because once I get the money, I can buy the weed and the bitches. back. That's pretty good. Shout to the weed and the bitch. It's a pretty good math.

Starting point is 02:20:58 We had a flit just come in. It says, it looks like I told you Rich Rabbit is already hard at work. He said this. He said, this just ruined my night. Let's see what he's talking about.

Starting point is 02:21:09 No jump a ganga don't bang. Straight from Sacramento can to let my nuts hang. See reclined back getting brains in the range. Illest podcast or all these other niggas wane. Shut the fuck up. That's the last. That's the first, It won't be the light.

Starting point is 02:21:25 He literally just started. Damn, he's going to y'all. Oh, shit. I told him. Where my bitch be beating me. Damn. This go trans and I'm a letter skeet in me. I don't forgive and forget.

Starting point is 02:21:36 I put that on the set. I hired. Shut down. I told y'all, bro. He's going to running for everybody. Damn. Why are you doing him out? He's slowly rolling him out.

Starting point is 02:21:46 I can't wait to repost mine because I know he's slamming the truck on it. Shout up. Damn. Why he doing your boy like that? You are really? It's Robby. Good promo. We both,

Starting point is 02:21:56 hold on, we both blacks again, man. What the fuck? Video on the truck Yeah, it never gets old. Yeah,

Starting point is 02:22:03 it never gets old for sure. Damn. But, hey, that's a, hey, Snoop Dogg be reposting his video.

Starting point is 02:22:09 So Snoop Dog might see that and you might be in the next death row signing. Come on, man. Straight up. You never know. Everybody got to have a dream. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:22:15 They're going to see you to jail to be Shig's boyfriend. No, you're going to be a job for you. I don't want to us go long today. So we got to. Yeah,

Starting point is 02:22:24 Yeah, we said Rock, I'm just reading the donations because we have hell of them. I don't want to read them all at the end. Scottish Zero, Zero, a member for two months. We all crack in Saucy Santana, which is a gay rapper. Wait, I got to stop you. Fuck you mean Adam wants us to go long day? What is that even mean? Yeah, Adam was the one that said, let's do a long pop today, and then he leaves early.

Starting point is 02:22:45 That's what I thought he was about to end it. No, no, I'm not trying to end it. This all I want to stand. We have covered like 75% of our topics. I'm not going to lie. We haven't covered like 75% about topics. We could just finish the topics. Yeah, we have hell of topics still.

Starting point is 02:22:59 So we could, we can rock out. We're rocking for the long haul. Scottish 0-0. I know it's $199, but this is funny. Brandon, we'll pay $2,500 for Adams Box. Why are you reading a $199? My bad, my bad. I didn't even see it was $19.

Starting point is 02:23:11 Nick, if you want to insult me, you it costs $5. Mm, two X, mm, member for three months. When is the Moose Man Jack-like Jess collab dropping? Y'all already filmed just drop it already. I've never filmed porn with that man. He has a trans girlfriend. so he could do what he wants. Jay loves football 1,99.

Starting point is 02:23:28 You guys sounded like all the terrible rappers my son listens to. Beat was good, too much echo. Nobody sounded like their own voice. W. Lush, but old people rapping cringe. Music is fucked. Shut your old ass up. Thank you for your contribution. Hey, shut your ass up, Booth.

Starting point is 02:23:45 He put $10. Thank you for your contribution. And we value your opinion. You get like 50 cents out of that, don't know. Let's be real. Alcohol a gamer, U4K, $5. W. Seifer, Doboy, Lush, and Adam had the best verses. By the way, Kyle Young responded,

Starting point is 02:24:00 sounded like he diss old crew, need a response. Let's make it happen. Nobody cares about that fucking bum. That gets five viewers. Dragonite 30 milligram 499. Kyle Young dropped a no-jumper diss song, and it's gay. Thank you, Mr. Malice. Is that the whole thing about punk, my pun?

Starting point is 02:24:15 Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, he should be dissing time. I don't think you need to be talking to me about. What do you say? That shit was hilarious. Yeah. About my homie.

Starting point is 02:24:22 Are you going to whip this niggas or what? No, he already gave it up. He called it out and, you know. You're coming at me, though, boy. You got to, man, you got to go get cracking, homie. No, just, it's just. No, please don't explain it again, bro. Don't explain that, just go slam that nigga.

Starting point is 02:24:36 Yeah, gold, get cracking and come back. Gold Commando, $499. Is Adam tapped in with haunted mound cemetery? You're going to have to DM them that, bro. DM him your body, too. He'll open it. Jay Love's Football 1, 499. Adam, I'm very disappointed.

Starting point is 02:24:53 I sat through that. You and Act, glaze fest of a 40-year-old man, you three need to just set up a plug talk already. They're talking about Drake. Adam and Axe whole pod was about Drake, supposedly. I've seen somebody AI said Drake was mentioned over 75 times. In the academics Adam episode on here.

Starting point is 02:25:13 I guess they're just glazing Drake too much. People had an issue with it. George Bush 33, 99. Adams, it's to the point where we're giving up on the news. We can't stand Ricky and they have random Tupac and Draco arguments for hours. No one talks into the mic and all cross talk. Help. What do you think of Ricky, Brandon?

Starting point is 02:25:32 I think Ricky is, I think Ricky is a good podcaster. I think what you guys talk about is not Ricky's like 14. Yeah, but it's not his thing. and he doesn't know how to be like me to be like, I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna just talk about what I feel like and how it relates to that. He's too, he's still,

Starting point is 02:25:58 he still is acting like he's auditioning to be a no jumper hose and he is a no jumper host and it's like, bro, sometimes you just gotta like, if you're gonna, if you're gonna go out, go out on your shield, bro. Talk about what you think is best. Tell us to shut the fuck up.

Starting point is 02:26:12 Yeah. And then you gotta kind of take control, bro. He's staying in the vein a little too much of no jumper. Right, like what was that, Kishon Johnson book? Give me the damn ball. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:26:22 Give me the ball. Dragonite, Mannheim, $4.99, not being funny. Doeboy, you need to go to a cardiologist. Okay. All right. Mr. Burrell, $5, Adam. They got very eerily quiet after that, don't know. Everyone thinks you're going to die.

Starting point is 02:26:38 Mr. Burl, $5. Adam, when you give your host reviews, can you do producers too? Do they even wear headphones when the show's going on? I also get that ox cord for calls. Let's see. Nathan's not wearing headphones, but it's okay. We fuck when. He's the best producer, way better than Stephen.

Starting point is 02:26:56 Damn. But Steven's a better rapper. Shots. Audio's good, y'all. He said he gave me the thumbs up. Mr. Vic 0629, 49. What the fuck? I just heard the chifer.

Starting point is 02:27:07 Doeboy went hard a F. That's a Mexican. Man, I told you, bro. You did do good. Hell yeah. Shout to Ian Capone. Thank you for joining No Jumper members. Cloud Rage Clips 499.

Starting point is 02:27:18 Moose. As a vet, would PTSD start running more? You should do like two miles of sprints and jogging. Whoops your ass and you will sleep. Don't be lazy. Hey, I went on a run last night. You're a better. The running will help you with the sleeping.

Starting point is 02:27:30 I'm a vet of. I can't really run like that. I don't fucking know. I got a. This thing. Power walk. My body beating. I'm a northern California vet.

Starting point is 02:27:37 He said his back start hurt when he's trying to walk on. No, when I be running, like my body be like, nigga, what are you doing? I ran two and a half miles yesterday. I'm going to keep going. Yeah, just don't live weights, bro. That'll put you down. Good workout. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:27:48 Yeah, I definitely need, or I'm going to start doing heroin. It's one or the other. You got a little tort of the body. Hey, Mikey, keep it down, bro. What the fuck? The real baby Chad member for five months. Adam, you can't talk about lush. You look crazy trying to flirt with Astrid last week.

Starting point is 02:28:05 She was mortified. Shout to everybody except 22 and Josh. They suck. Damn. What did you think about Adam showing him getting his assay to Astrid unannounced? I kind of get it. No. Listen.

Starting point is 02:28:17 You're not going to get fired if you be honest, bro. I'm just being honest. I'm being honest. I think that, you know what I'm saying? When Asher kept, like, she kept joking about eating ass. Like, she just really made it seem like it was a funny thing. She was like, yeah, I won't fuck with a dude. She wasn't joking.

Starting point is 02:28:33 She kept saying. No, she's not joking. She kept saying it. So then I think that, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, that nigga says he was like, oh, you've been talking about eating ass or here's me. I don't think he thought he thought it would have tripped her to fuck out. Like his dick and balls are suing. And so it's like you're showing your dick

Starting point is 02:28:48 and announced too. Don't free to interrupt these legs. That's like somebody talking about smoking crack. And then you're like, well, I got some crack pipes. And they're terrible comparison. No, no. That's true. Dude, that just, to me is like a lawsuit.

Starting point is 02:29:00 She was like, oh, shit, like, let me eat yours right now. That's what it was going. He's like born brain. In this day and age, there's just too much risk involved with doing anything like that to a female. Okay. Like, like coursing her legs open. I got a perfect example. Don't worry about me.

Starting point is 02:29:15 Were you on extreme? Were you on the stream when the chick gave me the dick rating? No, I hadn't gotten there yet, but I watched it's the same thing. Like the chick, but she was, but she asked. Yeah. She said, yo, let me like check it out and see what you're working with. She was like, oh, okay. You showed her in me?

Starting point is 02:29:29 Yeah, I showed her in video. Was it weewee, dick, or penis? I was getting some hell yo. She gave him a good rating. She said, yo, you got to. I'm like, you ain't showing the wee of you. Yeah. No, I showed her.

Starting point is 02:29:39 I showed her. You should the shoulders from soft to pull. I'm a whole power. Bricked me a second in the back. You got the show her the most brave. No, but what I'm saying is so I get it. But I mean, this is like, you know, I get this might be different because it's getting his ass. There has to be some initiation as a line.

Starting point is 02:29:55 He's asked you to show that. But when you just voluntarily. And after you showed her, she said, yo, you got a good helmet on you. When he showed her, she said, I've been mortified ever since. You traumatized. It was a different reaction. But I could get why he would think it was cool to show her this shit. I get it because she kept talking about he that.

Starting point is 02:30:14 No, that makes sense to me. I get it. That's why I said she was wearing booty shirts, so she deserved it. So she deserved to get her cheeks clad, unannounced. If a chick, if a chick, if a chick, if a chick, hold on, hold on. If a chick kept talking about giving a niggins some head. She was like, I love giving a niggas head. I do this.

Starting point is 02:30:33 I'm not going to pull my dick out. I would be like, yo, do you want to see a video of me getting head? And then she says, yes. Yeah, I don't say, hey, speaking ahead. And she says, take a look at this. That's how you're going to set it. Exactly. Like, you don't go straight.

Starting point is 02:30:48 Set it up a little bit better. As a comedian, you know, set up, then punch. He would have punchline. You already knew that, this dude is a pervert. No, I'm not. When I heard him telling the story, I was like, first I was like, what the fuck? And then I was like, oh, well, you talk about Ennis. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:31:03 If there's anybody that isn't going to say it's Astrid because she truly does love E. But a lot of times you got to understand, too, a lot of these girls that get on here and be saying shit just for the virality. That's true. So I just would say to the 22ster, just be careful, man. These young girls, yeah. Because when they brought it up to her on the Tuesday show, they were like, yeah,

Starting point is 02:31:24 Ashtra, you love eating ass. And she was like, yeah, I did say that. Like, she was kind of bummed. Yeah, it was like, they go back and, oh, I shouldn't have said that. But no, but it's like, I thought it was just a joke. Like, it was just being funny. Like, that's why, like I said, even when I put her in a movie and I was just, I had hella ass eating jokes for her.

Starting point is 02:31:39 It was just, because that's like just the joke. I don't think you're just out here just being a month every 24-7. I'm just like that's. Or she could. be. But I'm just thinking this is just the running joke. Like, you know, doughboys, the fat hoping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just thinking it's a joke so that's all the words. But you know, girls,

Starting point is 02:31:53 they can't take jokes like that. Yeah, you already know, you don't do it. You're already doing it. Yeah, yeah, logic. Yeah, or just having a brain in their head. Dragonite Mannheim, 499. Adam, I'm glad you tuned into the news. I watch it every time it's live, but there's some stuff you need to correct. Ooh, wow. Damn.

Starting point is 02:32:08 Mario. Excuse me. George Bush 33, 499. Go back and watch the last six months on the news. Ricky forces the pot to be over exactly at the two hour mark every single episode. I think he has to drive a long way. So I think that's why you do it. No, because y'all constantly glazing and they can tell him to fire him. I want that shit to end on time too.

Starting point is 02:32:28 Damn. But they're saying like he's like, you know, doing the bare minimum. That's what the fan is saying. There was nothing but purely negative comments. These things are very far. But you can't pay attention to the comments. I went to war with the no jumper fans. But fuck it.

Starting point is 02:32:43 He's not. That's a losing. War. That nigga, look, clearly it's not. But they're paying money to be like, Ricky so it's fire, Ricky replaced me.

Starting point is 02:32:53 No, that's good. Like, that's good. He can't take it, though. You could tell Ricky a little sensitive. He's going to have to do an ice cube couldn't, huh?

Starting point is 02:33:03 Yeah. You think the hate bothers him. He needs to become my student. You think the hate bothers him? I believe it does, especially when you are someone who pride yourself and being a good podcaster. Okay.

Starting point is 02:33:13 Camerman's $5. He's a Norteno from Alameda. $5. That's what Astor gets for trying to play Josh like a trick. Dragon Night Crip sent that hit on Trid and Lush isn't humble. His job location is just public. Oh, damn. He's sending threats.

Starting point is 02:33:34 Mine was a little loosey-goosey too today. I don't know what's up with the mic. What y'all doing, Nathan? I'm Lord Quas. $5. Unusual fatigue can be an early warning sign of an impendent. ending heart attack. See a doctor,

Starting point is 02:33:46 dover. Oh, Jesus. The countdown on 10. Just going to die. I had a good time potting with you while you were here. I said the hell up, man. He's eulogizing them already.

Starting point is 02:33:57 Dude was a great dude. He had a lot of great jokes. I watched the standup. Just go get an EKG. It'd take literally like 30 seconds. I took one the day after. They said I was Gucci. I don't know if that's what they said.

Starting point is 02:34:07 Well, they didn't say Gucci. They said I was okay. But they didn't say it was like, they were not like you. Like bring a death. They wasn't concerned. They wasn't concerned for my heart.

Starting point is 02:34:15 They were like, no, you're good. Oh, they're good. Oh, you good, bro. Keep me eating whatever you want. I'm also anemic. Anemic, yeah. That could be it. There's a fly flying.

Starting point is 02:34:23 I know. That's a fucking bug. This is a male practice. This is medical practice. What's you mean? That they don't know what they're doing? Like mouth practice. Sometimes they don't.

Starting point is 02:34:31 I get it. The doctor's just like, let's just tell him what he wants to stay. I mean, I know I need to lose some weight. They check these insurance like, yeah, you're good. I know I got to lose some weight because I don't know a bunch of six. The plan you on, you don't get the truth. There's a lie little with the deductible. I want to lose weight, though, because I don't know that many 60-year-old people that's like 300 pounds.

Starting point is 02:34:52 I don't know any. They're all gone. So I want to get down to about $195. I like it. I believe in you. Man, getting in a gym and lift weights, man. I'm about to in the morning. He says that every pod.

Starting point is 02:35:05 Spurs World ever for seven months. Munchy and Do Boy slid on the No Jumper cipher on Bloods. Dragon Eye B team member for 17 months. Just watched the Cypher, Moose and Ricky best verse easily. Adam was surprisingly well. Munchy Snap per usual. Lush and his amazing writer, but has a terrible voice look. Doe Boy just needed to shut the fuck us.

Starting point is 02:35:25 Yeah, fuck all that. Make me, nigga. Oh, God. I have another fade on your head. Ghostface Blake member for seven months. I have an important assignment. You lied to us, Lush. I wasn't trying to bring it back up, but we're just talking about it being sensitive.

Starting point is 02:35:39 Nate Tracy, thank you for joining the members. Big Mike Hemie, $5. Wack is the only problem at no jumper, but for some reason, Adam can't admit it. I mean, that's his homie. I like whack. I like Wack too. Wax's a cool guy, man. He's pretty nice to me now after he threw a water ball at me.

Starting point is 02:35:55 Q. Bledzy member for five months. Adam, come help glow. Come Help Glow is on tour with Pooya in Anaheim, October 18th, and L.A. Tober 21st. Get my guy in for an interview. Do it for the 2017 No Jumper Underground fans. Come help glow. I never even heard of him. And I know about Pooja. Oh, yeah. Put us on, man. Hair push at $5. Adam, you did content with L.A. Tri guy at a fast food festival in L.A. You had a red lobster tattoo on your forehead, L.O.L. Oh, so he didn't. So he does shit with him. He just thinks all black people look alike. So don't blame him.

Starting point is 02:36:31 Canito, $5. Props to Moose on the 2026 cipher. That's right. K9 OG. Thank you for joining Dragonite Do Boy's Hips 499. Much like this platform, the Cypher would be nothing without Anthony. I'm going to go by a cop lunch in your honor, King Anthony, Do Jumper game. Oh, okay. Your name's Anthony. Yeah, that's Anthony right there. Anthony.

Starting point is 02:36:53 G-Man 70, so why you say Anthony like that? You know, there's always a little badass little boy there, Anthony in every class. Anthony is a job now. You go by Tony too? Yeah, my family called me. Okay, Tony. Yeah. Tony B.

Starting point is 02:37:07 Tony B. Tony, get the bitches. Yeah. G-Man 707, member for 18 months. Man, I just watched the cipher. None of you guys can spell cipher,

Starting point is 02:37:19 by the way. My first question is, why in the world would you let Jabba the hut take his shirt off like that? Don't talk about Adam like that, bro. And why was Lupe hanging on lush like that?

Starting point is 02:37:29 Y'all did a good job except Ricky. That wasn't Lupe. That was Sedi Nash's X, I guess. Steve. Bronco, 1958, member for 15 months. Adam, why your cypher verse had to be so damn mooked

Starting point is 02:37:41 out like that. Translation equals gay. Shout out to all the mooks. Clyde Drexler member for four months. Play Kyle Young's, no jumper, disc track. I want to hear what y'all think about it. We're actually so good. I get computers, pewting.

Starting point is 02:37:57 Why? Why we can't listen to it? Because he's just a gay weirdo. There's some dude that played with his boobs on stream. He tried to kill dope. And he tried to kill him the next time he's on. Like multiple times. He came back for round two when you denied him. Yeah, he's like a black school shooter archetype.

Starting point is 02:38:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first ever. I get computers pew in $5. Brandon is delusional. No one with a normal regular life would end up on a blue face bad girls club spin off. I think you meant like she was like an accomplished athlete and shit. Right, right, right.

Starting point is 02:38:27 Big Mike Hemie, 499. Nah, Chris Sean was dirty because she messed with his direct ops. That's way too foul. Yeah, I think she fucked an op. but who's bitch hasn't, you know? I think she's dirty because she put her hands in that dude, water when they was eating at the table. And it was water.

Starting point is 02:38:42 She puts their hands on somebody's water. Like the water he was drinking? Yeah. In blueface is water? Like her overall public and social etiquette is just, yeah, she's just way down. No manners. Well, in some countries they eat with their hands, so, you know, I get it.

Starting point is 02:38:55 Well, she's like, like, Nigerian, and Nigerian and shit. Like, dip their shit in the water. You didn't do what they have eaten. What are I to Jeff? Disgusting. So now do you. Do you think Blueface should still be loyal, Brandon, to her after knowing that? I just think, like, she didn't did crazy shit to bro, and bro didn't do crazy shit to her.

Starting point is 02:39:12 That's a good perspective. That's true. Just keep it going. Dude, I'm telling you, toxic people being the longest relationships, 20 years. And the girls never forget that relationship, no matter how, you know, cool and happy the next one is. You be fucking them and they be thinking about bro. Facts. I wish that they could be my eyes.

Starting point is 02:39:30 That black eye. Don God, I'm going to give my girl Black eye when I get home just to, you know, make it spice it up a little bit. Hey, we're just talking about it's got to be a little toxic every now in there. For real? Keep it spicy.

Starting point is 02:39:41 Right. Yeah, yep, for sure. Vaughn 38, $38, $5. Moose Man box a beat like Spotum. Go listen to Autumn by Moose Man. Listen to that shit eight times a day. Hey, thank you, man. I had like $50 in my tune core the other day.

Starting point is 02:39:53 I think it was all because of you. Big Mike Hemmy, $5. Wack was on Clubhouse, Diss and Munchy. Never trust a carjacker. Damn. And they mean someone who jacks off in the car, not like automobile theft. I thought it was squash.

Starting point is 02:40:06 I think it's like he's throwing a smoke screen out for a bigger play. Oh, I thought it was going in the right direction. Yeah, we all believe that whack is super genuine. He says someone jacks off in a car. I mean, I don't want them to think that he does grand theft auto. It's just he jacks off in cars sometimes. Oh, my God. K9 OG member for nine months.

Starting point is 02:40:26 Adam, have we heard anything from suspect? We miss all the guys, free brick, free ant, free suss. You want to answer that, Brandon. If you are in any California correctional facility, please email me at Jujitsu Baba at gmail.com. I will pay you money to harass Barone. What's his last name? I don't know. I'm not going to put it out there. I'm not. No, shut up to Barone. I will pay you. Don't give him the name. What's his last name? What's his last name? What's that? I don't remember. I don't remember. Listen, man, Barone Jenkins. I don't know that. I talked to Barone the other day. He seems a good spirit. he has an iPad, he's listening to music, he's doing good. You talk to him?

Starting point is 02:41:05 Yeah, yeah, he called. I got to Rita, fucking... He called in to one of the Edgar's phones. I talked to him briefly. Tell him to hit my line. You know shit bad when you're hitting up the producers. There's no jumping from Jill. No, we love, we love Barone, bro.

Starting point is 02:41:17 I don't. Big Papo 16, 499. Cipher, number one, doughboy, number two, munchy, number three, lush, number four, Stevie, number five, moves, number six, 22. Ricky, stay home next time. Damn.

Starting point is 02:41:30 This is why he leaves after two hours. Exactly. Leave that man alone. You're right, Brandon. You're right. I see it now. Adam need to try to salvage Ricky's image, like maybe put me and bro on like a show for people like him and we just talk about

Starting point is 02:41:46 other stuff because like sometimes the news it'd be getting a little bit redundant and I think that's what he don't know how to like make old kind of like not so interested stuff like interesting. Yeah, I get that. You got to have personality. You got to kind of be a character.

Starting point is 02:42:01 I think also what? hurts Ricky is Adam's too easy on him. Like he hated on Do Boy so hard that the fans started rocking with Do Boy and being like, fuck Adam because you're going so hard. But he's like, no, I love Ricky so much despite everything you guys say about him and it adds

Starting point is 02:42:15 to the hate train because they are like fuck Adam and Ricky. You already got a super chat. Dragon Ice Pass 499. Ricky Fit was most definitely harder than Doe Boys. Shout out my fellow Muslims. A shout out of my Muslims, inshallah. And no jumper team. Where the best entertainment

Starting point is 02:42:31 lives. And then we got Shadow Moses. Oh, shit. Where to go? Okay. Oh, God. No, it's that one. Shadow Moses, $5. What the absolute fuck is this dude? No one cares about Jabari. Javier. Excuse me. Javier. Javier. Javier. Parker. We don't need to see Brandon's bottom. We already have evil and Ralphie. All right. Don't put the gay show on that man. Come on. He's our guests. He's our guests. He's from long. He's our guests. Saddle Moses. Shout out of Moses, $5. y'all gotta kick Brandon out when Adam leaves. Why subject viewers to this shit? Subject viewers to the shit.

Starting point is 02:43:06 Why that dude next to Moose look like bubbles from the wire. Accuracy. Come on. Oh, shit. Bubbles, huh? He's a good guy. Welcome. That means they like you.

Starting point is 02:43:20 Keep the time coming. Keep the guy like you. He's got a couple more. He's got a couple more. He's said. Anthony Cruz, remember five months. We need an eating contest followed by a three-way pot off. Brandon Moose and Do Boy.

Starting point is 02:43:31 doughboy on the cipher at him a booty bandit and he knows it the last part's only true part you're gonna love on that cypher my boy i told you yeah people who fuck me why would we have a pot off when i would easily win that that's no i'm i'm out pod in both of these dudes on one squad both of them on one side versus me i'm out pod of you did you get out of me both of you at once only of the pot is about how to make tacos you can't even cook you you can barely say more than a hundred words on a pod okay i don't want to hear the shit i'm saying my shit you mean spacing out and hitting your vape all gay He said all gay. All gay.

Starting point is 02:44:03 Not even all day. I'll be saying stuff. I'm not down for the pot off. I'm not down for the pot. But we should do eating contests on here to see who can eat the most. I can't eat that much because of my surgery. Yeah, you're going to be last. You're going to lose that too.

Starting point is 02:44:17 You just ducking the pod smoke. You don't want that pot off. You barely beat Ricky. Come on now. And everybody hates Ricky. But I beat him. But I beat him. You did.

Starting point is 02:44:27 It was a tie, by the way. It was 3 3. I scored it. I mean, I judged it. I was there. Not judged it. I hosted it. Shout out Moses, $5. Doe saying he understands Adam,

Starting point is 02:44:36 tells you all you need to know about this glaze ball. Now, if Adam did that with Doe Girl in his face, he wouldn't say nothing. Nata. Zilch. What's he talking about? The asses of any video. Because you said, I could see why he shows the ass eating video.

Starting point is 02:44:52 Man, whatever. I stand on tent toes. Luis Contreras. That's my boy. Shout out to Luis. Remember for 15 months. used to stop supporting this racist, Luis. Fat pod numbers going crazy.

Starting point is 02:45:04 Shout out Adam, Brandon, Moose and Doeboy. Hey, fat mom, hey. Check it out. Fat Mondays. Fat Mondays. Fat Mondays. Oh, wow. The heaviest podcast in the world.

Starting point is 02:45:14 Oh, my God. It is. Not fat Tuesdays. Not Fat Mondays, you are. You know about Fat Tuesday. Yeah, some black shit, right? It's a comedy show. It was a comedy show.

Starting point is 02:45:23 But wasn't it all black comedians? Yeah, Joe Torr used to run, I believe. No, it was, yeah, Guy Tori. Did they ever bring you on that? All black because Gary Owens. I did it when I first. But he was like, you know, black adjacent. I want to say I did it when I first got.

Starting point is 02:45:35 He's like me, me and Gary Owens is the same type of guy. I did it years ago, like back like in 2011 or some shit. Okay. Why did you stop fucking on them? Because you're not with the black community like that anymore. No, I just don't be doing stand up as much anymore. They still do black Tuesday? I think it's over with now, I believe.

Starting point is 02:45:49 Okay. I did it a long time ago. Shout to fat Tuesdays, but now it's, uh, black Mondays over here. Oh, Black Mondays. Um, Fat Black Mondays. Fat Black Mondays. Absolutely. Jacari's kind of messing it up, but it's all, we'll get some food after that.

Starting point is 02:46:03 Don't feed me shit. The weight went down. Patchenote 0-0-0-499. Brandon built like Pokemon number 76 and has scaling triangles for fingers, love from the Muslims. Hey, that's one of my strongest Muslims. Which one is Pokemon 76? God damn. That's a real Pokemon master right there.

Starting point is 02:46:22 He pulled it off to you and show you how really skinny he is. Oh, yeah. Pokemon 76. Oh, Tor. Oh. Golm. Hey. I don't mind that.

Starting point is 02:46:32 Golem. Okay. Golem. You couldn't touch, bro, with no elemental, except for water, I think. Oh. Yeah. Shout out to Golem. That does look like you.

Starting point is 02:46:43 Fuck. 16, 499. Blood in the gray hoodie looked like a Philippian brick baby. Philipian, what do you trying to say? A Filipino? Maybe Filipino. Filipino in. Filipino in.

Starting point is 02:46:54 Or Philippine, like, biblical sense. I don't know. 13. talking about that. I'm not sure. This man's biblical. Polybio. Let me see.

Starting point is 02:47:03 Three torches of the chiro. It's hilarious. I wanted to see what, I'm glad that Doe Boy brought this up because Chris Rock got some backlash for saying that he didn't pay for the lawyer for his best friend's brother who was in prison and he was wrongly

Starting point is 02:47:21 convicted. Can we, after we do this one, can we do? Okay, okay, okay. Oh, yeah, do not. different clip that's a different clip i know i know but he's responding to the criticism he got from that right or is this totally different yeah you don't want to play that because they say the see what yeah breakfast no breakfast club will strike you down okay then anything online yes okay but they say the c word so what last time we did that it got demonetized don't do it really okay whatever i said the

Starting point is 02:47:49 c word a couple times and it got demonetized i said but doboi just says in like a racist way so i think But they could see that you're not fully black, so that's why they love going to get away with it. You can't. It's just for the last time. But yeah, Chris Rock was pretty much saying, what was he saying about the, he was responding to the criticism he got? But pretty much he said, I've been rich for forever. My homie, my best friend hit me and said, yo, my brother's in prison. He didn't do it.

Starting point is 02:48:16 Can you pay for the lawyer? He said no. And his home he ended up getting exonerated, what, 14 years later? 19, 19, 19, 19 years later. and he said it kind of he felt like damn i should have maybe paid for it but uh you know i think the only thing that makes that rough is i mean look any man that make his own money could do whatever he wants his money so i'm not here to tell another man what he could do with his money whatever but my opinion on the matter is is that he's joked openly about like putting more

Starting point is 02:48:44 strippers through collars than the nbaceps that means you know he said that he was tricking the females and he stands on that so i'm just like damn like you should have tricked on the homies i mean you're man in the being like you know what i'm saying doing 19 years. And when you say something like that, you got to think about like, damn, what is that like, what is that nigga thinking like when he hears that like, damn, bro? Like, you just out at least give me like a hundred K when I get out. They can give me a stimulus package or something. I've seen the argument was that like the lawyer thing is like an open ended thing. It could be like a money pit where it's like, who knows how long I have to, am I going to pay for it for like

Starting point is 02:49:15 preliminary hearings? Am I going to pay for it up until trial? Am I going to pay for it for his appeal? Like criminal trials can go on forever. Like, I'm fucking like, niggas go broke with lawyer fees. Like, you know what I'm saying? Can you imagine how much money? Like, Lil Durk is rich as shit and he got homies pitching in on his lawyer fees because that shit really adds up. Drake might have covered the whole thing. He could have a few bands at it. Like, what got him off? That's what I want to know. I'm not sure. Yeah, I'm not sure. Yeah, some type of appeal and like some new information, some DNA. I always said that he was locked up. He was actually in jail at the time when the murder was committed. Oh, wow. They went back in. They don't seem like that would have took that much money.

Starting point is 02:49:53 It wouldn't have took that much to figure out. But just the fact that you were a multi-millionaire because he do was probably working with a public defender. Like, you know what I'm saying? He probably didn't have somebody that was versed enough to know how to get them the fuck out of that situation. The fact that you are a multimillionaire, you don't just throw your mansions and you're like, hey,

Starting point is 02:50:10 like that's just kind of, why would you even bring that up to tell the world? Let me ask you all this. What any of y'all help your best friend if they came to you in that same situation and you have money like Chris Rock? Yeah. It wouldn't even be a question. At the very...

Starting point is 02:50:22 My best friend's brother, but it's also. like do are you coup with the brother or does it not matter to y'all like because a lot of times like my best friend is like you know his brother is going to be like a good homie to me as well yeah if i know the nigga and i got a relationship with him outside of what if you didn't meet him or you met him in passing because then that could be for anybody who ever got a problem with other people but that's your best friend and he's asking for you know the brother i don't know this nigga i'm not putting the bread up because i can't speak to you know what about you brandon uh you know i can never tell another man how to spend his his his his his his his money and I love the fact that he was saying like look lawyers are predatory every few days three weeks they need more money more money more money they'll drag it out at the bare minimum I could have said bro I got this much for you and I ain't got that's all I got exactly that's fair or I could have got with a lawyer I you know I could have got with another lawyer said can you just like kind of look like how much you you charge just for counsel because the fact that they were able to go back

Starting point is 02:51:24 and this dude did 18 years and nobody pieced together okay bro you were in, the sulky eyewitness was in police custody so the it could have, the timeline could have been

Starting point is 02:51:36 right, right. So nobody took like a day. What a good lawyer paid for by Chris Rock. So it was it was negligent, right, on the part of the city.

Starting point is 02:51:47 And also like I feel like if you would have got a real lawyer, like a good lawyer who was representing you, they probably would have picked that up in a day or two. Like, who was this person? Where was it? Even if they went

Starting point is 02:52:03 to, because my thing is this. My thing is this. It broke ticket to trial, who did the cross-examination of this witness? Like, okay, where did you see him do it? Where were you? Some public defenders? He had to have public defender. Yeah. Cornerpointed attorney.

Starting point is 02:52:17 And a suit too big for him? Just asking certain basic questions and then like if you didn't kill the person right why aren't you like I've never seen this person in my life I was nowhere near that place you know you just you gotta look at someone that's why witnesses and stuff now they go look at their criminal history because niggas is saying anything

Starting point is 02:52:37 they get last time or yeah but the graphic you were showing us was the one where they was getting mad at Chris Rock for telling jokes about black people to white people like a white audience yeah it's a white audience and they say that he's like, you know, shucking and jiving to the white folks. I don't believe that. That's kind of crazy.

Starting point is 02:52:55 That's the stupidest thing ever. Chris Rock tells jokes about his community and what he experienced. Just like on the show, everybody hate Chris. It's not Chris Rock fault that only white people want to go watch that. Yeah. You know? I love that show. I love that show.

Starting point is 02:53:13 I was a kid. I never watched it. You know, it's funny. It's funny as hell. It's funny. His dad counting all the fucking like penny pension? Oh my God. 23 cents worth of toothpaste.

Starting point is 02:53:22 Yeah, or the milk is putting the milk back in the bottle. You just got robbed. Hey, that's it funny. Yeah, write the meta-fade, Brandon. Aaron the plumber knocks out his mom's boyfriend after he allegedly tried putting hands on her. I rated a six because it looks like the dude-dick. And he looks drunk and old. Like a drunk.

Starting point is 02:53:44 He got gold rings on. Bro. Yeah, rings on like, damn, you get caught with that ring. It's going to slice you up. Oh, oh No, bro, 100% Night night I'm really like that

Starting point is 02:53:57 Beating up an old dude I'm really like that Aaron the motherfucking plumber Nicka go to sleep, nigga Pugin your hands on my mom Nick He put that niggum That's gonna get all out on that cooche

Starting point is 02:54:09 And you think he really Beat up his mom Or is that just like a good excuse To beat somebody Yeah I would try to stay I would hope he did Put his head's really pale

Starting point is 02:54:19 Compared to his face The fact that he got out there to fight, you know he did. I'm really glad that, nigga. But it looked like he was just chilling outside, and he caught him lacking in the front of the... Nah, bro. What's putting his hand? Where's all their grass? Nigger.

Starting point is 02:54:30 Let him call me again. So you're putting your hands on a woman. You bitch-ass, nigger. A lot of construction going on at there in the plums. Oh, my ass, nigga. Oh. Let go on me. Get your grass in the front yard.

Starting point is 02:54:42 Yeah. Let's go on me. Morky-ass, nigger. Oh. What you did, Jacari? You think he really didn't? You really think he beat mama? I mean, all what hope he did.

Starting point is 02:54:52 Because if not, that's, that's real predatory. Because if he did this bitch out of pocket. That's elderly abuse. He's doing elderly abuse if he didn't. Hey, bro, laid out. I'm like, please just killed him. He's still whooping his ass. Is he doing too much now that he's, like, knocked down?

Starting point is 02:55:06 He's still whipping on him? Or if somebody puts hands on your mama, you can flip on how bad you want. Remember that? True. You putting your hands on my mom? How many, skis? What's your ass, nigga? He put his hands on his mind.

Starting point is 02:55:20 Yeah, because he's not even saying that. He's giving a bad whoopin. He's not saying like, no, I didn't do that. He's just taking it. I mean, it's just about what level you're going to take it to. I mean, most niggas is going to react like that if somebody put in the hands. But why you put it on camera, bro? Yeah, you're in criminal.

Starting point is 02:55:33 The meta glasses. He's on his veil shit. Yeah, so. Bell was beating up with them weird. And you got like, people got to be careful, man. Like, when you're out there fight, like, motherfucking hit their head on the ground the wrong way. That's a whole different type of charge, man. His head is shaped just like yours.

Starting point is 02:55:47 so you can easily crack that mother. Or them O-Hubs come back and pull that doose on you. That's the thing. People don't even be understanding. Even like in a mutual combat situation, if you fight somebody, they slip, bust their head open, if you go into jail.

Starting point is 02:56:00 That's a bad slotted though. But you're still going to jail? Yeah. In California, they'll probably let you walk out of the next day. We're going to get you from a big shit in. Hey, what I was going to say is like, this guy, it seems like he's really trying hard to get, like, social media virality.

Starting point is 02:56:17 like he's trying to he was popping really going up and now he's kind of like on the downturn yeah so now he's beat up as my boyfriend my biggest thing is like this probably in stockton too because he's from stockton is your mom still gonna be with this dude because that's the whole probably it's over now you think so yeah the mama's gonna go she's cleaned him up and dusted him off he might be good i hope he did he put that on his did he put that on his yeah i think that's on his instagram you gotta get your page snatch you gonna take that shit down i don't know what you are being he know all right he know all right All the monetary rules.

Starting point is 02:56:49 Yeah, on God. They'll take your page for that. How many faith you post? At this point. You got to post a fade on there. No, I don't know. At this point. I'm going to fight so I was 19.

Starting point is 02:56:56 I don't be fighting. That's not my shit. At this point, bro, got to do with it. He got to take a risk, you know, but the whole thing. What risk do we got to take? Something to get his page back cracking. No, that's true. If his mom ain't going to leave the dude,

Starting point is 02:57:09 ain't no point of fighting what the dude. That's only thing like with those. Mom, I'll be cleaned them up. Yeah, that's the tough thing. I did. That's a tough thing about DV relationship. Like, if you know somebody that's going through that shit, but if you jump in it and then they end up back with them up,

Starting point is 02:57:25 you're going to be pissed off. Like, you ain't got me out here doing all this extra shit. So that's always a dicey situation. Did you see this shit from England? The dude jumped in the tiger fucking thing, and the tiger ended up killing him. Did he die? Yeah, he died.

Starting point is 02:57:38 The video, you don't see it, but I guess there's worse videos that aren't out. I want to see that video. You want to see him to get eight by a tiger? I watch the- Yes. I watched a separate angle where they, like, fucking grabs him by the shoulder and whips them back, and he's fucked up. He was like, no.

Starting point is 02:57:53 Yeah, I see that one. That's the one they're posting. That's the motherfuckers don't you understand. Like, these are wild animals and you putting them in cases. He was like slow. And then I'm like, where was Zizuki? No, like he's slow. Like, in his brain.

Starting point is 02:58:05 Why they have him in there with him anyway? He jumped in on his own. Oh, well, I mean. Yeah, this is the ones I, there's a, the one on the right is the one I see. Which is the one where they shot? Hell. He ends up alive in him? He's looking around like y'all just left his hearing.

Starting point is 02:58:19 The video is a super graphic. The one on the right, I think, is more graphic because that's him like pretty much dying. Oh, no. It's got a teeth sunk into a video, yeah. He on his spine. Yeah, because that's what they do. They go straight for your fucking spine. Try to break his spine.

Starting point is 02:58:34 And shut your body down. Treat his ass just like an animal. But yeah, he was slow. Oh, dog. Could you imagine, bro? Fuck. It's trying to bite his spine. It's trying to get to him.

Starting point is 02:58:45 Oh, that's the ghost. That hurt him. He like, stop it. That nigga like, man, fuck all that. But you, but you said that nobody go come getting this. They seen him like before he had headphones on. He was slapping his favorite music, watching the tiger from outside. They said he was like hyping himself up.

Starting point is 02:59:00 Like he was planning to like, he had a plan to jump in there, I guess. So suicide. Was that a suicide? I think he's just like, no, you can say he fucking. That wasn't suicide because he was trying to talk to the tiger not to attack. Yeah, he's, he's slow, bro. He's just like wasn't thinking things through. probably thought he was going to jump in there and pet the fucking tiger and climb out or some

Starting point is 02:59:18 dumb shit you feel me like I don't know why niggas the thing is like when he was putting his finger up and yelling at the tiger a lot of people was like man the tiger look confused what people don't understand is when a tiger or any animal is in captivity it has human interaction yeah right so the reason why I was responding to his voices like oh what's you fin of you give me some food or something yeah when it was young when it was small humans handled that tiger right and they probably oh no don't do that That note, you know, this type of thing. Made him pause for just a second.

Starting point is 02:59:48 Because you could tell the tiger kind of like had like a second like, wait a minute. Like, it's like, hold on, wait, I'm a tiger though. He literally said stop. He's the fuck out. He understood it. Like, wait. But the instinct, that's why they tell you, wild animals are wild as hell. But what do you think about they're not going to put the tiger down?

Starting point is 03:00:04 Because it's like pretty much his fault. Why should that came in? Because remember Harambe? The little kid fell into the thing and he didn't even kill the kid and they killed the gorilla. Yeah, because they had to. They were afraid that if they went in to get the kid, that might make the gorilla. Yeah, because he was dragging the kid around. Heron's just having a little fun.

Starting point is 03:00:23 Rest of piece of Rambi. But why do you think it's like this, though? So you know how this tiger got big and then realized he was big and then he killed the dude, right? Whatever he did. How come elephants, when they be in circuses and they put those chains on them because they put those chains on them when they're little babies, but then they get really bigger and they can pull the shit out the ground. Why don't they do that?

Starting point is 03:00:41 Wait, somebody said, punning AD called your mark. tell AD to go call out white dude who whipped his ass at that clubber mark and punch his badass up. Oh, studie on the ground. Booty on the ground. That's the same thing like the fruit flies. If you keep them in a jar and it's sealed,

Starting point is 03:00:56 you can take the seal off. And they won't jump up. They still won't fly out. I guess certain animals' minds are like that. Their mentality, they're like an elephant's not a predator like that. So like, I feel like a tiger is going to have a different. Because they abuse the fuck out of those elephants. And they just be big as fuck and just they just be taking it.

Starting point is 03:01:11 But sometimes, you know, there are those videos where the elephant does to stomp somebody out. Yeah. The ones in Africa be like finding people and finding their family members to stomp them out. They'll stop fucking Brandon out and then find his stuff. Can you a magic and stalked by an elephant? I'm going to get away from that.

Starting point is 03:01:28 If you got stalked by an elephant and steal a merg-tlene? Elephant is chasing you down, Brandon. No way you run. No, I would avoid the elephant totally. I'm putting wheels on an elephant. I can outrun a man. They say the hippos are the most dangerous ones around there. They're like a cyclop.

Starting point is 03:01:42 Yeah. They run fast as fun. And they're psychos. And they swim past. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They could be underwater. They can be on the air. They're dangerous as hell.

Starting point is 03:01:49 Real dangerous. I used to play hungry, hungry hippo. I bet you did. And then you became one. Oh, no, I'm just kidding. No, boy's a great guy, actually. But not, yeah, keep that tiger alive, man. It's not his fault of slow dude jumped in there.

Starting point is 03:02:02 I'm not going to lie. Any of y'all watch Breaking Bad? We got any breaking bad. Yeah, I watched that shit. I heard that. No, there was another one we were supposed to do. You passed it up, bro. Which one?

Starting point is 03:02:11 The one with the little, with the little, We got Diddy? We got a, which one on whack. Did we talk about whack and mussy? Did we, we did brief. No, go down. Go down. There was a six-year-old who shot his teacher.

Starting point is 03:02:21 No, yeah, that's up here. Oh, my God. But that, yeah. Right here. Yeah. This was funny. Oh, the little kid cussing is the police out is crazy. A little black kid.

Starting point is 03:02:31 Don't see some kids in school with black kids. Bless you. Oh, wow. No, what the hell? We got an ad here. And I got you. But yeah, bro. That was a, that was a.

Starting point is 03:02:42 This is a wild-ass video. I'm like, who raised this motherfucker, bro? And then he, there was his mama's gun. I'm pretty sure it was his mama's gun, right? He just at school with blick. Shot was a teacher in the hand. The teacher was like giving excuses for him too. I want everybody watching just to sit back, relax.

Starting point is 03:03:00 We're in control. Don't worry about it. We'll do the potty. Yeah, you guys, you guys just listen out. The chilling police video just released from inside of Virginia classroom. And the words of a citizen. six-year-old boy who had just shot his teacher. Dude, how many times does that sense been said.

Starting point is 03:03:18 Oh, wow. He said you were a piece of me, bitch. He's how Stephen was when you're six. Where is the weapon? It's on the floor. It's over there. Another teacher restrains the boy on her lap. He screams at officers.

Starting point is 03:03:35 I don't care if you call back up. I don't care if I goes you. Damn, damn. This was dope way hanging in no court. She's talking to him about language. He shot somebody. He's passed language. The boy's teacher was shot in the hand in chest.

Starting point is 03:03:51 The mom was charged with child. And the attorneys say that she still has a fragment of a bullet inside her body. And we'll be dealing with her injuries. School district wanted to go to schools too. Will Reeve, ABC News, New York. What do you do with the kid that's that young doing shit like that? Lock his ass up, man. They could go to Jukey.

Starting point is 03:04:06 Lock the parents up. You can go to Juve your city. You got to lock the whoever, whoever let him have access to this. the gun. The mom got charged with child neglect. Did she see what the mom said afterwards? Can she, uh... Yeah, what did the... He just loves that fried chicken. She was like, maybe he wasn't... No, she wasn't being hurt in class.

Starting point is 03:04:24 No, yeah, she was, she was caping for him. Even the teacher was like, oh, he has other things going on. Like, he's not a bad kid. Like, even the teacher that got shot was like a bad kid to me. I mean, but with this, the world that we live in, I can understand, like, with all the the video games and shit, like, motherfuckerfuck, these kids... That's the mom. That's the mom's dumb. That's the mom's job.

Starting point is 03:04:42 to money. One mic. Hey, one mic, bro. Come on, Brandon. What I'm saying is this. I can see how a kid could think that consequences ain't real by going out

Starting point is 03:04:50 and shooting some shit up because it's so desensitized by everything that we see, whether it's in the music, video games, movies, just streaming. Like, you see a bunch of violent shit happening.

Starting point is 03:04:59 So in his mind, he's not registering if I take this firearm and shoot this lady. She could die, I go to jail for the rest of my life. He's registering that. I don't care,

Starting point is 03:05:07 if you call backup. The way he was talking to the cops, he was aware. He was like, I shot that bitch Do I do it again. No, that gives me, that leads me to my other theory. That was the dopeest part.

Starting point is 03:05:16 We're not, you're, listen, go ahead. This makes me believe in reincarnation. He was a, he's like a Chucky doll kind of kid. Like that, if, like, that little kid has been here on this earth. Like, for him to be talking like that and reincarnated into the lawmunt. He was a victim of a drive-by in the 80s. If you believe in reincarnation, this kid makes sense. Pull up the, the, the Militon video.

Starting point is 03:05:38 LeMilton. You know LeMilton. I don't remember LeMilton. Type of it. LeMilton, bro. This one said he cannot go to juvenile hall in Virginia, not until he's 11. Yeah, he's too young. You got to put him in

Starting point is 03:05:50 Super Bowl. He's going to get put in foster care. You got to be putting Supermax time out. That's going to make him work. Oh, LaMilton. Yes, yes. I just want doing bad things with my friend. He was seven years old, bro. These little kids are smart, bro.

Starting point is 03:06:03 He was driving a car. I blame the video games. It's fun. No, you can't blame that shit on the video games. It's partially. It's the household. It's the, it's the lifestyle. It's a mixture of things. But the biggest... Letarian Milton is not a typical seven-year-old.

Starting point is 03:06:15 I cut some shorts like... Look at this sad. It's crazy. Cut a real thing in ever. He's that car. Letarian says he took the car keys and hopped into his grandmother's Dodge Durango. I'm glad these two motherfuckers came to.

Starting point is 03:06:28 Man. When the grandma got short hair, like one driving... Hold on, hold on. And then I solely had my friend come in and he smoked with cigarettes. Siguettes. I yanked the...

Starting point is 03:06:40 I yanked the thing. And all they went, two seven-year-olds alone on the road. All they needed was the boy with the gun. Hey, I promise y'all I did not pick this topic. This is a dope-way topic. Along the way, he ran over two mailboxes, hit two parked cars in a Costco parking lot. That's not too bad.

Starting point is 03:06:59 For seven? He didn't kill nobody. He didn't drive that bad for seven. But did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody? Yes, but I wanted to do hill-rest stuff for my friends. Classic. Absolutely. It's fun.

Starting point is 03:07:13 It's fun. It's fun. Guys, first of all. Haven't we all been there? Sociopaths were children at one point. Yeah. But what you got to understand is this a mixture of things. What you're going to see in all the parents, just like it's no good-ass grandma in this video.

Starting point is 03:07:27 These people have coddled these children and enabled them to the point where they don't understand that there are consequences for their actions. That's why they stand there and they express no rebate. morse for what they've done because they've just, but adults have just been basically holding, carrying water for these kids from the time they were born. But I think on the flip side of that, some people

Starting point is 03:07:54 are just born inherently good and some are born inherently bad. I've seen people from when they were kids, they were just bad as fucking, you just knew like no matter they had good parents. Everybody was doing shit but they was just like, this motherfucker is going to fuck shit up. When they get older, then they grew up, you was like,

Starting point is 03:08:10 he's doing exactly what I thought he was going to do. Give that kid the right daddy. That kid will be standing there talking proper English like, man. I'm sent to like military camp. Look at them white kids. They'll be having perfectly good-ass parents and they be grown up to be serial killers.

Starting point is 03:08:23 Like some people are born fucked up. Or like Lush. Lush did a bunch of drugs. I have a bunch of nephews, bro, and a bunch of little cousins. If those dudes didn't come live with me when they was young, they probably would have been in the streets,

Starting point is 03:08:36 joining games and all that. They came to live with me. I instill certain values in them I prioritize certain things in them and even now that they're older you can still see the seeds that you plant it you know growing in them it's all about how you're brought up

Starting point is 03:08:51 and these women as we go forward the children are being left to the side as women prioritize their own happiness even over their own children so their children just get left to the side this kid got a gun with one bullet I'm telling you a broke gun had one bullet yeah

Starting point is 03:09:08 and bro shout out to my bro for being a good Marksman. Yeah, good aim. Your kid, you could tell the mother probably holding a gun for a boyfriend or something like that because you got a gun with one bullet, only one. So like, it's negligence. Mama probably was out at the club all night and shit. Kid found the gun.

Starting point is 03:09:27 Even me when I was little digging through my parent's shit, I found guns and all types of stuff. But why? My value said, you better not take that gun to school. But can two things be true? Can it be true what you're saying, that a parent can be negligent that could do harmful things in front of their kids and their kids could grow up acting out what they've seen

Starting point is 03:09:45 their parents are done. Okay, that is true. But you can also say that even if a kid had a perfect two-parent household, they were doing everything they wanted to do, some kids are just going to grow up just to be fucked up because that's just their past life. He hasn't even grown up for six years old. But can you just admit that it's true that you can come from a good family and still be

Starting point is 03:10:01 fucked up. You could be fucked up, but it's because he hangs out with like a bad crowd of kids or he's running the streets, even if you like, I didn't have no supervision. Or your parent is just not around. Your mom, leave you at home all day by yourself. You could be fucked up with the best parents in the world. No, you can.

Starting point is 03:10:15 I don't think you can. No, you can. Hell, no. I think you can. There's been countless times where it's just perfectly normal motherfuckers just do some weird out, bugged out shit. Who? Name one.

Starting point is 03:10:25 Lush. The Menendez, brother. Menendez, brother. They said that their dad was, and was taking their cheeks, supposedly. Oh, hell. That's what they were saying. That was their case.

Starting point is 03:10:36 I feel like if your parents are doing their job, then they're going to recognize whatever, the little serial killer or whatever they have in them, and they're going to stomp it out. At least try. Exactly. The mother was defending him. So the mother, you can tell by the fact

Starting point is 03:10:52 that she was defending him or justifying what he did, she has no capacity to be accountable. So she has no accountability. So she can't hold him accountable. So if she has no accountability, just imagine the type of shit she's doing, whether it's in front of them or whether it's just pure neglect.

Starting point is 03:11:12 Yeah, because let's say that like fucking she did, or he was just born like an evil, crazy little kid. Why are you leaving your gun out anywhere where a crazy six-year-old can get it? You know your kid. If you were involved, then they lie. To keep his crazy ass in church then. Or take him a psychiatrist or something. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 03:11:28 It's neglect on the parents' part, bro. I'm telling you. But you know how many. This kid was just, he's six. He was just four. Yeah. He was just three. Learned how to walk his shit.

Starting point is 03:11:37 Think about this. And how many people do you remember when you was young? that was bad as fuck. Yeah. And now they're like straight buttoned up. I was one of them. You're saying, but Brandon, you're saying because he was super young, he was doing this, he was doing that. Just like how a kid could excel in something.

Starting point is 03:11:52 Like, you can see sometimes a kid be six or seven, they can play drum super good or piano or do some gymnastics. You could be good in criminology too. Like, you know what I'm saying? He could just be good in the wrong way. Like, he just got a good shot. He's just excelling in bad shit. Make him join the army.

Starting point is 03:12:07 He could be a sniper. Exactly. He clearly has a picture for this bad child. Even if you are bad, even if you're a sociopath, the way that kid was talking, that sounded to me like he's around people at home that talk like that. I don't give a F mother lover. And who talks like that?

Starting point is 03:12:29 Women. He sounded like a woman. He sounded like a woman. I don't care if I go to jail. As soon as his mom defends him, like you know what the problem is. Women's number one damn. line is I don't care. But even though the woman teacher was kind of defending them too.

Starting point is 03:12:44 That was a different one, but even the one that got shot was like, hey, he's all good. But I think it's a bigger conversation of why little children can end up like that. And it's not just the parents. I think it's that fucking content that they consume. I think it's in the music. And that's all on the parents at the end of day. Leaving your kid with iPad, I got like little nieces and nephews. They weren't allowed to have an iPad until it was like 12 years old and shit.

Starting point is 03:13:06 They wasn't even allowed to have a phone until they forked. I got her daughter right now in high school. And she don't have social media. For what? Yeah, she don't need it. She don't need it. For what? And if you say, hey, I don't want to have to fucking keep my kid busy all the time.

Starting point is 03:13:19 Here's a phone and they start watching bullshit that corrupts their mind. That's still on you. Even though you're not the one directly corrupting them, it's on you if they do get corrected. I mean, but even with that shit, though, I mean, you can't police this shit 24-7. They go, you're awake. Hold on. Let me, let me land the plane. What I'm saying is, these motherfuckers are be at school for eight hours a day.

Starting point is 03:13:37 They with their friends. Their friends got the cell phone. So the same shit that you don't want them to see, they can see it when they're with their homie. I got a son just like that. Guess what I told them? I'll homeschool your ass. Okay.

Starting point is 03:13:49 If the influence get too big, I'm going to remove you from the influence. So if you're a parent, you have all the control. And when you create the environment, you create the parameters, you do all that. Now, when you don't,

Starting point is 03:14:00 and you don't want to take responsibility, that's where you're going to be like, oh, well, they're just naturally bad or they're good. That's a cop out from bad. You're going to be looking for something to make it look like you just is shitty at your job. I'm just saying that I've been around enough people that I see people that no matter what anybody tried when they were at the youngest of age, they just had their mindset on being on bullshit.

Starting point is 03:14:19 That's just ain't true, bro. I've seen it. Listen, bro. You don't see their entire life as I'm saying. I mean, not their entire life. I'm just knew them when they were young. There's aspects to let you. When they go home, their parents sit them in front of the TV and they watch the fucking crazy movies or shows.

Starting point is 03:14:32 You just said that, oh, they're at school for eight hours. a day. Well, where are they the other 16 hours in the day? At the house. At your damn house. My daughter, she really never got into much, but I still checked her backpack when she was in the ninth grade. When she was in the eighth grade, seven grade, I still just went snooped or told her mom,

Starting point is 03:14:51 hey, go look at her backpack. Go check the truck. When she had her phone, I wouldn't go through it. I'll tell her, I wouldn't go through it. I'll tell her mom, go, you know, make sure you're checking her phone, see what she's into. Why is yours, how is your six-year-old able to get a gun past you to the school?

Starting point is 03:15:07 bro, literally just picking up the nigga backpack it's gonna be extra look you only got shit like this in your backpack when you're taking you go I'm not I'm not

Starting point is 03:15:20 I'm not nominating this kid's parent for parent of the year she definitely did some fucked up shit and there needs to be some things and need to be recognized the only point that I was making is that at some point that you do have to acknowledge

Starting point is 03:15:30 that some motherfuckers is happening in their mind that they're going to be whoever they are they're going to be and some of these people are negative people and parents are in control what goats in the grade.

Starting point is 03:15:38 You see the kid like, yeah, he's about to be gay, for sure. Mama never had a check. But that's also because the dad's, like, working all day, and the mom is just with him all day at home and teaching her, him, her mannerisms and all that shit. This kid took what he was learning and seeing at home, and he brought it to the school. The kid whole mentality was that of a single mother.

Starting point is 03:16:02 Just everything he was saying. But my thing is like this. if I'm a teacher and bro shoot somebody as I'm stopping this dude I'm gonna give me a good one in I'm fired him bam he was trying to go they're just like

Starting point is 03:16:14 oh let's it yeah at least put him in cuffs this is the feminization of our society like try to scare him a little bit you know scare straight type shit when we as little they would have the kid trying to fight everybody they'd be like he has a bad temper

Starting point is 03:16:27 they would say that it wasn't that he had a bad temper you guys gave him no incentive to control his temper because that same dude now is walking around the society you just fine. People don't want to deal with it.

Starting point is 03:16:38 These lazy-ass teachers, these lazy-ass single mothers, they've driven the men out of the community, and now the little young men are coming up, and they're just screwed because they're surrounded by a bunch of harlots. I think at this point, it should be like a requirement for teachers

Starting point is 03:16:55 to be trained on firearms and keep one on them because how many school shootings are we going on? I mean, what you got to shoot back at the six-year-old? A crazy ass. We got a crazy out. Two more time. Yeah, it's good. We got Toby McGuire

Starting point is 03:17:07 officiates his ex-wife's wedding to new billionaire-era husband He didn't give a fuck about that baby. They said that this is a 22 mentality. That's what they're pretty much saying. Oh, wow. They could see Adam doing this. I swung by to marry off my ex-wife.

Starting point is 03:17:24 So, yeah, she's marrying a billionaire. I think they've been divorced for quite a few years now. He wanted to make sure she was somebody else problem. For weeks. You said what? They traded in 2016, but they're, they're, Oh, went final. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 03:17:37 My parents was still fucking married technically for years, but they've been fucking split for a 20. Oh, wow, heavy hitters. But would y'all do this? Would y'all have it in your heart? Is she going to pay me? Just to make sure she ain't coming back. Is she going to pay me?

Starting point is 03:17:51 They got a 19 and a 17-year-old that were also part of the ceremony, Toby and the woman. Wait a minute. Bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back. Listen, man, the black man has to stop taking the white man's trash. brother you are a billionaire

Starting point is 03:18:06 why are you marrying this freaking trailer park tramp you can get you a fresh woman he could do way better better than that come on I'm not even trying to sound racist maybe it's more than less with him

Starting point is 03:18:18 maybe he could get a better white girl than that he could get a fresh pure virgin like that look at the hairline the hair lines going back he's so much look at her hair line he didn't want to go to her hair like

Starting point is 03:18:27 he didn't want to go to turkey she's attractive she's not ugly what that chick is horrible she's built like Jessica Parker. She looked like she's straight out of hocus pocus. Yeah, with the nose and everything.

Starting point is 03:18:40 Come on. She's a witch. Oh my God. No. She looks cool here. No, she looks terrible. She is not ugly. She's ugly, bro.

Starting point is 03:18:49 All the black dude got to do is she just got to let the hair go. This pick isn't very flattering. Bro look like, uh, what's his name? Pull that one of them. Like Andre Eagle Dala. Donnie. And she's cool. She's pregnant, too.

Starting point is 03:19:00 Oh. Y'all tripping. She is not ugly. No, this one she looks a little prego but I don't know. They had that picture down there and see the population. Okay, my bet.

Starting point is 03:19:08 Let me see. Bro, come on, bro. Come on, brother. But y'all wouldn't have any of your heart, even if you guys were split for hell of years to come and marry him. It's kind of like swag. Like, that just shows how much he don't give a fuck about her.

Starting point is 03:19:21 That's what I see it as like, I don't give a fuck about this bitch. I'm going to put her on a negative. They was together for nine years, it says. And they've been split since 2016. That was his make sure. So they've been split for longer than they were together. I want to know what he said under his breath.

Starting point is 03:19:35 Somebody said my wife is a freak show, but she's a... I could see myself... Maybe like a compliment. I can see myself... I can see myself being as cool as being able to attend the wedding. I can be cool enough with an ex and be like, yeah, I'll show up. Like, that's cool. You better come with some fine shit with you.

Starting point is 03:19:52 But I could be cool enough to do that. But to officiate the wedding is crazy work. I could not do that. It almost seems like it's trolling. What do you think he said under his breath afterwards? Like, I now pronounce y'all man. I'm like... Have one.

Starting point is 03:20:03 she's fucking annoying. Have fun with that bitch. Fags. Did y'all say the new husband is a billionaire? Yeah, that's what they said in the headline. I thought that's what they said. Why would any billionaire want to marry this troll? Oh, he's like an error to a billionaire.

Starting point is 03:20:19 This is ridiculous, bro. She is horrible. His last name let me know. He's from Africa. Jewelry designer tied the knot with Giof Ogun lesi. Oh, he's a Nigerian. He's a Nigerian. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 03:20:33 Ogun. Ogun is an African, Nigerian god. At the luxurious four seasons resort in Hawaii. Man, these Nigerians love him a good white woman, bro. Yeah. They cheat on their wives with chocolate-dict-looking white women. But I'm not saying all white women are chocolate-dict. Damn, Leonardo DeCabreel pulled up. All kinds.

Starting point is 03:20:52 Jeff Bezos was there. They had some holes on there. They probably made him do that, looking at all the people. Hell no, what the hell is this? This is like some Illamani ritual. Yeah. humiliated him. Yeah, satanic.

Starting point is 03:21:05 This is kind of crazy. You know what? Now that I think about it. Oh, here we go. Go ahead. If they are that cool, because if they were together for, you said, what, eight years and then they've been broken? Together nine, split ten. So they've been knowing each other for 20 plus years.

Starting point is 03:21:20 If you're that cool with a person, I guess I can see that. On first thought, I'm like, nah, but then if they're cool like that. But also, you just finalized your divorce last month and now we're getting married? That's a little crazy. I feel like Is this lady Jewish? You're just saying that because of her schnauzer, bro. No, just look it up because if she's Jewish, then I understand.

Starting point is 03:21:41 You're trying to marry your way into the shit. But if she's just a regular white person, I think she was too. Man, ain't no way. Designs jewelry for celebrities. She is Jewish. I mean, she is Jewish. I knew it.

Starting point is 03:21:55 Okay, okay. I understand, brother. I understand. Hey, they're both coming up. I get it, bro. They're both coming up. bro over here trying to... You know what?

Starting point is 03:22:04 The nose never lies, I guess. No, I'm saying if he married... I understand it because Nigerians are very much trying to tie themselves into Jewish families. Like, they're in their... So they got a plan. They got a plan. They got a plan. I get it, bro.

Starting point is 03:22:17 It is, you know, Columbus slash Indigenous People's Day. And the senator, I think, from Idaho, Bernie Moreno tells TMZ, it's dumb to celebrate Columbus's Day as Indigenous People's Day. and it's an insult, an insult to Italian Americans. It really is. Just about Columbus Day, a lot of people are celebrating it as Indigenous People's Day. What do you make of that, like people kind of disagreeing with the celebration of Columbus and instead choosing to celebrate it in a different way? That's just dumb.

Starting point is 03:22:48 It's an insult to Italian Americans. You know, somebody of Spanish heritage, you know, they hired the Italians and say, hey, you go past your Walter. You go see what's there. We have no idea. Shit, maybe the world is flat. The Italians would do it. It's such a defendant in there.

Starting point is 03:23:04 Turns out the world's not flat. What are you saying? It's funny. You can't judge a guy from 14-192 based on today's standards. That's just silly. This is the holiday that Italian-Americans celebrate and love. Columbus, Ohio, by the way, is named after them. So many things are all around the United States.

Starting point is 03:23:23 You know, you don't want to deny your history. It doesn't mean that you're denying history for the indigenous people then. Well, it doesn't mean that you, Well, we have plenty of holidays for that. But my point is, it doesn't mean that you say, hey, that was right and this was wrong. It just says it celebrates a moment in history that in which we were explorers. We were pioneers. It all started here in a new world.

Starting point is 03:23:42 And people from all over came over. You know, your country was the same way. You know, that was just a barren landmass that nobody thought was there. The Brits go, what the hell is this giant island? That's true. And next thing you know, you guys are eating a vegetable, which, by the way, awful. No, my favorite. It seems like a funny guy.

Starting point is 03:23:58 He seems like he's taking it too serious. Yeah. All right. But I agree with him 100%. Me too. It's Columbus Day. The indigenous people had their opportunity. They got their ass whooped up.

Starting point is 03:24:08 I mean, by diseases. No, no, no, no, no. Deceases killed more people than anything. You don't know your history. Whop that ass. They got that ass whoops. By the smallpox. Bro, you really believe in smallpox.

Starting point is 03:24:19 Yes, obviously. Man, if you don't shut up, listen. It was a whole thing documented. These Indians were slaughtering each other before, for thousands of years before they ever even saw a white man. Then the Europeans came. Then the Europeans came and the rules was you get it how you live.

Starting point is 03:24:37 They was overplaying by prison rules. The white man came and he was able to whip their ass. Then they tried to shift over to the Great Spirit Promise of this land and shit. No, bro. They weren't even necessarily whooping their ass. What they was doing was taking advantage of the beefs between the tribe. Yeah. And giving them

Starting point is 03:24:53 guns to smash on them and then we'll give them guns to smash on them. And then we come in and after. the risk, you mop everybody up. Exactly. But the thing is, you lose, you don't get to make the rules. So it's fucking Columbus Day. Yeah.

Starting point is 03:25:06 And that's what it is. If he's a minute that discovers, you make the rules. If he's one of discovered it, I get it, that history can be like marred and different stuff. Even if he knew it was already here. They lost. You know, changing like, you know, change in February to something other than Black History Month, even though you could say that black people lost in the battle against the white people. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 03:25:24 We did. But you guys got a whole month. That's why we only got 28 days. Mexico is got a month. Native Americans can't even get a month. Many didn't even get the day. Many did all that free labor. Who else?

Starting point is 03:25:34 Gay's got a month. They got too much. Columbus pulled up and thought he was in India. Where's Black people day? You didn't even know what the fuck he was talking about. Where's Black People Day? We got Black History Month is about the contributions that black people made to this country. It's a different place.

Starting point is 03:25:49 And celebrating black people and their contributions. Shit. Like heart stuff and stop life. Hard stuff. But what I'm telling you, we didn't invent peanut butter now. But no, we didn't. A lot of things black people invented. George Washington Tyler didn't inventive.

Starting point is 03:26:06 I know. There's a lot of things that y'all invented, but y'all didn't patent because y'all wasn't gave a patent shit. Look it up. Who invented peanut butter? They're going to say it's a white dude. It was a white guy. They give credit to George Washington Carter.

Starting point is 03:26:16 But a lot of things is because y'all didn't patent it because you didn't have the ability. No, we're not talking about patents. Just put, did a black man create peanut butter? It was only cool for us to have a month when nobody else did. Now, gay people got a month. longer than ours. Yeah, gay people are more important.

Starting point is 03:26:30 There's Asian history month in September. To America, not to meet. I care about black people more. Everybody got a month. Everybody got a month. The fact that we have a month is not special no more. Black people didn't invent hearts. No, we did a certain

Starting point is 03:26:42 procedure on the heart. And the internet. We helped create the internet. A black cell phone. No. I told you that. I tried to save you from getting embarrassed. Hey, that sex, baby.

Starting point is 03:26:51 Let's go. We're claiming that one. Yeah, baby. Yes. But let me tell you. Sorry, George Washington, Carver. Oh, he invented lots of uses for the peanut. The cell phone was used to a.

Starting point is 03:27:01 Hundreds of agricultural uses. Cooking oils, a peanut oil, you know what I'm saying? If you ever fried chicken in it. Fried turkey. You're not saying you're in fried chicken. I'm not saying, I know that he loves fried chicken specifically him, not because he's black. Yeah. We went to Gus is together.

Starting point is 03:27:16 Yeah, we did. But no, shout out to George Washington Carver, black people and Native Americans. Everybody should have a month. You know what I'm saying? Give everybody. But if you look at this right here, I want you guys to learn a month. want you guys to learn something. George Washington Carver, that was the whole point where it was, because in the South,

Starting point is 03:27:32 all they was grown was cotton and cotton is a soil depleting crop. So he taught them how to rotate their cotton with peanuts, which brought nutrients to the soil. W. And then they were able to, he made uses for that to where they could then sell those peanuts. See, that saved a whole economy. So that was even bigger than people. Definitely big help for sure. You know?

Starting point is 03:27:54 So that's why you guys deserve a moment. the Native Americans don't. That's what you're saying? We have contributions. What have they contributed? The casinos. They don't give us shit. No, they get casinos.

Starting point is 03:28:03 But they run them good. So what? But they don't give us nothing off in the casinos? So, hey, next time you go to a casino. That's their 40 acres in a mule. I'd rather have casinos. I'd rather have casinos. How can I say?

Starting point is 03:28:15 Everybody got a month. Why don't they give niggas casinos? I mean, they got genocided pretty bad. Am I got the Spanish came through first? And then, you know what I'm saying? The English came through and ran it back again. Niggasided each other first. Niggas deserved casinos too.

Starting point is 03:28:25 Who helped Cortez take, what was it called? Yeah, some of the other natives. No, all of them, bro. They basically took it. They did the same thing. They took advantage of their beefs and then they learned the language of one tribe. And then they baited them in and then they killed a bunch of people. What was the name of the city?

Starting point is 03:28:44 Tato O'Con. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, something like that. But it's always the same. The white man gets the blame when it was people look just like you who ended you. The white men were doing some janky shit too. Of course, but why wouldn't he? You doing it to each other.

Starting point is 03:28:59 You're teaching him how to interact with you. We should genocide the whites and see what happens. No. We've seen all those. Okay. Let me see. I remember the one. I took my shit all right.

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