No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 5

Episode Date: August 21, 2019

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No Jumper show. No Jumber Show. Episode 5. Episode 5. I'm actually kind of proud of us so make it to episode 5, even though I'm actually extremely disappointed with House Phone for not coming today.

Yeah, fuck him. Even though I feel like him not being here is going to give me more of an opportunity to talk about myself, which is something that I'm really into. I'm just going to walk out. It would just be you. That's kind of what you're here for

is to hear about me, right? I feel like walking out right now. Anything you want to ask me about myself? No, I have nothing to ask you about yourself. No Jumper Show. Episode 5, I'm 22. with my lovely co-host, Cam Girl. Yay!

How are you doing? I'm doing amazing. This is my dog, Kershaw, everyone. Isn't he cute? Wow, so this is his first time on here? No, there's actually a second time. He was here when it was the Cam House show, the one that you, you know, hijacked.

Terrible back in the day. Well, that, I mean... You said what? Terrible show? Terrible show. I never saw it, but you... That's the whole problem. That was the pro-aset for this.

That's the little problem, though, is that... That show was responsible for many of our nation's woes. Our nations? Yeah. Our whole nation. Well. In what way? Arguably.

Maybe I'm not going to die on that hill. No, it was two minorities giving minorities a voice. It was Rush Hour 5. God damn. And we got a donation. Why is that on? Yuri, that's not what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to turn...

Who has the mouse? God damn it. Yury, stop. That is not what you're supposed to do. Take the mouse and turn the fucking volume thing right there. I'm scared. Flip out. Take it.

me the mouse. What the fuck are you doing? Give it to me. Condro's sitting there holding the fucking mouse. It's just like a hacky sack. He's just like, I'm just going to sit here and just hold it. I'm scared. I'm scared too. Anyway, anyway, I just want to be totally honest. I'm stressed out because I'm in so many goddamn interviews and there's so many stupid things happening, people putting up my shit off, things getting delayed. It's so hot in here right now. The fucking AC is broken. I have to do a super high profile interview tomorrow in the fucking, in this here. heat, it's 87

degrees in here. So what's going on with the air? I feel like every summer this shit happens. I remember one time you were in here and you were doing an interview in like a wife feeder. Yeah, that sounds about right. You should do that tomorrow. But you think that this person who I'm not going to name is seriously just going to come here and just be totally

down with just it being hot as fuck is a really like precarious situation. I'm not sure. There's got to be some kind of other solution that could drop the fucking temperature down in here. What if you do at the office? One of the reasons is that Nobody should be in here for the record because that's making it hotter. The lights are a huge issue, obviously.

And yeah, we talked about doing it at the office, but the thing at the office is that there's a lot of fucking creaky foot noise coming from above during that. Didn't you do DJ Blad there? I did. And there was a bunch of creepy foot noise. I think we got lucky that day and we didn't hear a ton of it. Yeah, I didn't hear any in that one. But I'm sorry, that green screen shit looks so fake. It did look stupid as fuck, yeah.

It looked like you guys are in like a fake White House office correspondence room. So stupid. And I'm out of focus and he's in focus the entire time. Can everybody stop talking in here as well, by the way? I was about to lose it, guys. You know me? Yeah. I'm a little on edge.

No, it's just like, we've been doing this shit for so fucking long. It's just like how much stupid shit has to keep happening every single time we do the podcast, you know? I feel like that's life. You just don't know what, you know, life throws at you. But when you just keep making the same stupid mistakes over and over. Name one of the mistakes. The air is not our problem It's just like we have people here manning all the cameras

And not one of them thinks Oh we're supposed to turn off the donation noise And then when Yuri tries to turn it off He goes to turn up the TV audio Which isn't going to do anything Okay, this is what we're going to do So I help you out from blowing the fuck up right now Your head is about to explode

For real We're gonna make a checklist of what we need to do Maybe for every single podcast Or maybe even this podcast So Yuri you need to make sure He gets us these fucking thumbnail Yeah, Corey, the graphic designer. Shout out to him for sending us this thumbnail an hour and a half after he was supposed to send it in.

That's really convenient, especially when we have it scheduled to go live at a certain point. But you know what? Corey's going to end up telling me, like, oh, I fucking, nobody told me I didn't know. But then again, I mean, we do do this every week, although it's not Monday. Normally we're doing it on Mondays. Okay, we're going to get a checklist going, okay? Yeah. We're going to do that.

I just heard my phone vibrated. It was definitely Corey. Yuri, you're here every week. So please make sure the. donation noise is off before Adam fucking kills all of us. I'm going to make some other fucking rules too. Also, how about this? Tomorrow, buckets

of ice. What, to dump on his head? Would that do, yes, would that do anything? Like, we have like a trash bucket full of fucking ice. A couple of them in here? Okay, they're working on solutions. Nice. Can I just talk about something else as long as I'm fucking just over here, just rants in about

shit? Let me talk about this. The blackout girls are basically the stars of the new young thug video. you're you wanted to invite them onto our podcast because he said it would be an interesting story listen the whole concept of this podcast is that we don't have guests we just talk amongst ourselves we're developing a rapport we're talking about shit i don't like if we're gonna have the blackout girls come and don't get me wrong i'm happy the last time we had the blackout girls on did like half a million views and it was fun and one of them ended up puking in the bathroom but i mean i mean that's like a separate thing if we want to get them on here and get them drunk and do whatever talk shit that's a thing but that's definitely not the No Jumper Show. The No Jumper Show is for strong rapport between friends. Oh my God, I'm your friend. To some extent. I feel weird about that. Listen, what the fuck is going on on, a young thug that he decides to the blackout

girls or who he wants to start his video, even though they did look pretty fucking good in it. I'm not going to lie. Okay, so what's the video? Because I haven't watched it yet. It's for surf. Surf. Surfing. Surf. I do like that song. So what is, like, they're like the lead girls that, like, are on his arm or what? Yeah, crazy shots. Like, fuck. fucking Hayden, aka the blonde, when she's like going down

a water slide. She's like filming herself. She's selfie in and then there's like a camera camera man or some shit too. No, it was definitely a good look. It was just kind of wild to see that.

So that was big. I don't want to watch it. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, the Yon Toga album's amazing. You spent much time with it? I listened to it once and I listened to it again today.

I'll be honest, the first time I listened to it, I was like, there wasn't any crazy standout highlights that I was like, oh my God, this is the best album ever, which is what I was,

I felt about, what's the last project that came out with like a bunch of features like of the YSL, like his family on it? What was that thing? That thing was a little lackluster. You know, it was, it reminded me a little bit of that and I was not very happy with that album. And then I listened to it again today. I'm like I need to give another chance.

It's a glorious project. I feel like every feature is well placed. Every feature feels important. There's just so much good stuff. The beats are crazy. It's just changing it up. This is the energy this project gives me. It's just.

Jesus Christ. I'm loving it, man. I like the song with Do Boy Because his voice is so low And I listen to it And I thought it was Young Thug doing like A different low voice He does that he has the

U-U-B-W voice What is it when Young Thug comes with I don't even know how to fucking talk about that one That one's the weird Yo I heard people talking shit about Do Bois verse on that actually Do-boy's probably like the only like more underground type guy on there everybody else is kind of like big names Which is like gonna

Thug always will take a song or two to put somebody on in a sense, I feel like. And it's just kind of interesting to me because that is a really good big look for Do Boy. Yeah. Because they're doing like, did you see the family business festival, like that one day thing that I don't know if it's Young Thugs Festival, but he's like pretty much headlining and it's like all YSL people and like Choppel is playing. Really? Oh, I did see that in Texas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did see that. Well, you know, Future is Future and Thug are very tight, as you saw in the interview in which future ignored me. So maybe Future reached out and said, hey, give Doe Boy this look.

And I'm not, for the record, I'm not mad about Thug and ignoring me. Everybody thinks that I'm supposed to be mad. It's just a funny ass mean, because your face is like, I could see it in your eyes. You're like, should I talk to him? Wait, should I stand up? Hi, I'm Adam 22 from the No Jumper podcast. Can I do an interview with you? How do you do?

I don't know what I would do if like Mr. Freeband gang. Mr. I guess I don't know. Does he have a last name? Future Hendricks. Mr. Hendricks. Imagine I said hello Mr. Hendricks.

That would have been the best shit. You know what you need to watch and I'm very offended that you haven't seen it yet is the Carle interview. I interviewed his girl. Jerica. Oh. It was crazy. Why did you call her Carle?

That's her real name? That's her performer name. Oh, okay. She's Jerica Carle. Why do you have to say her name like that? Jalika, because I am... You're not ethnic. I'm embodying the sort of soul that I assume that whoever came up with that day of had.

No, but yeah, she goes by both things. And you're looking over at Hondro being like... Yeah, Hondro! Welcome to Mexico! Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm really, like, ethnic. I'm definitely not just like a regular white guy. No, but my interview with her, great.

You learned so much about thug. I know, I haven't watched all. There's a lot of weird shit. She says that they don't really have sex. How did that? come about. You're like, so how is it fucking young thug, just curious? There was a little bit of that, yeah, there was definitely, it was, well, no,

it wasn't how is it fucking him, but it was kind of like, I was trying to ask about the fact that, you know, he'd be rapping about. Fucking bitches. Just fucking bitches. It sounds like he's completely obsessed with sex, and then she was like, no, not really. She also, she said that he'd be acting like he's on more drugs than he really

is, which I thought was kind of weird. Have you ever heard this rumor that young thug doesn't eat and he only gets like, he only gets, like, nutrients pumped into him. When I say this out loud, it just sounds so fake, but for some reason I believe this. There's a weird-ass rumor where, like, he doesn't eat, and he only, he gets, like, a doctor to come in, like, every day or every other day to pump, like, IVs and him to, like, pump him up with nutrients so he can live. Okay, number one, boss move. Number two, no, I have never heard that, and I don't believe that, because he was talking to me about how he loves eating Nando's.

And also, I saw him eating Starbursts, I believe it was, during the day. the interview. And even on top of that, I'm pretty sure I've seen, he's always talking about Popeyes. I got to assume he's eating some Popeyes. He looks like he eats like pizza and like jelly beans on top of it. I mean, most rappers that I know eat like candy pizza and like chicken wings. Yeah, and they don't drink water. No, they drink lean and then like they drink like. Lean makes you really fat, I realize. Yeah, that's actually the amazing thing about Thug is he has continued to be like 85 pounds and like seven feet tall, despite drinking more lean than probably pretty much anybody.

I'm still thinking about the time when I try to talk to him, like rolling my balls off, the big ass security, like, no photos. Yeah. Very sad about it. Do you realize also, as long as we're talking about inefficiencies in this workflow,

is like, Yuri didn't think to take our phones into our social media for us. Lou is over here manning the switcher. Should we even do it at this point? We're fucking eight minutes in. He's, or no, we're 11 minutes in. Yuri is literally texting the blackout girls

just talking about intercourse. Stop. Don't do that, please. Can you do no jumper and whatever? And then on mine do this one. He's just like texting the blackout girls like, hey, I would like to inquire about some intercourse. No, he's more like, hey, come on to the pod. I got Henny.

I got Russian food. I got Russian food and Henny. How was it shaking your ass for Young Thub? Did you let him hit? You think you would say hit or you think you'd always say something like have sex? Have intercourse. Intercourse. Make love.

Big intercourse. Gigantic intercourse, Yuri. Swipe up. We're live now. Swipe up for my wiener. Swipe up for what? Nothing. Oh, my God.

How do you feel about the fact that we now have multiple angles? Multiple what? Angles on the podcast. I'm not sure exactly what we're doing here. I feel like we're just doing one angle. Oh, there's a lot of cameras right now. We're switching back and forth. We're showing close-ups and stuff.

When I did the Jerika interview, I did notice. That's probably the most comments I've ever seen talking about how a The person I was interviewing was. Because you know you got that second shot. You see way more of her when we're doing this. Why you have to go like this? No, I'm doing like this. Although yes, she does have boobs for sure.

But you know, it's just like when you're interviewing with somebody, you just, the multiple angles, you know, you know what it was. I was watching somebody else's podcast to get ready for an interview and I just was looking at them, just having one angle of four people sitting at the table. And I was just like, I thought in my head, I'm like, holy shit, this is so boring and ugly. And then I realized that's exactly what mine looks like. It's just a little bit better lighting. He was like talking to shit about someone else's and you're doing the exact thing. Well, I was talking shit in my head

and then that's what kind of made me be like, damn. But also, like, in our defense, I mean, we've had the shit here to do the multiple camera angles for hell long, but various forces. We're just not getting it done. So I'm just very excited that we find. Forces. Forces.

We don't talk shit. Forces. Dark forces. Did you do multiple angles for a Britney A. Brittany A. You mean Brittany A.

How do you say her name? Britannia. Oh. I swear to God. You mean Britanya 187? Exactly. I thought her name was Britney A. 187.

But I just remember her thumbnail was just like, because speaking of close up. She got some boobs on her, yeah, for sure. I would just, I would imagine the comments would all be. Yeah, you know, we definitely did multiple angles for that. I definitely think that any time you're interviewing an attractive woman, It's like more of an incentive to do the multiple angles. Because like we just interviewed evidence of dilated peoples who,

not a bad looking guy. But I'm looking up at the camera from time to time. I'm like, damn. It'd be much nicer to look at a beautiful woman. Switching back and forth between two white guys. I don't know. White guys. It's a Spider-Man meme.

Yeah. Me. It is like that. So what you got from me? What do you want to talk about? What do you want to talk about? Before I go off on any fucking other rants. I know. I'm like kind of scared. You're on edge.

I like that, though. I feel like you should probably be scared on this podcast. That that is how I want the audience to feel is I want them to be on the edge of their seats. I want them to not know if I'm going to blow. Can I also talk about the issues I've been having with my mouth? I've been having tongue issues. Can I talk to you about that? Your tongue is getting too fat. Yeah, that was part of it. So, okay, let me just take you through the journey of my weed smoking over the past couple months.

So my weed schedule for the majority of my life over the past, say 10 years, that's why I've been like an actual like weed guy, I guess. You know, I was smoked back in New York, but not so much. Every time, I go through my day, smoke a little bit. Somebody got a blunt, okay, I'll hit the blonde cold times, whatever. But I don't like roll up during the day. At the end of the day, I roll a blunt, maybe two blunts for me when I'm at home or maybe when I'm with the boys, roll a couple blunts, whatever. Throw the weed adjacent. Hey, roll a blunt, we all smoke the blunt, whatever.

That's always been how I got down. to England, all of a sudden I'm smoking spliffs, but not smoking a crazy amount. And then over the course of the past month, it slowly became a crazy amount. Like where... What, your spliffage? Yeah, it just started to get to the point where it's like,

okay, I'm smoking one on the way to the gym. I'm smoking one right after the gym. And you know, who was it? Who was sitting here and I'm interviewing somebody? Oh, I was in a fat boy, and I roll like seven of them. And then I go to do the live stream. And when I go to the live stream, I'm like, just huffing them down. And I smoke like another like

15 and then like I just woke up and my tongue started hurt started to feel like I had a little burn on it I'm like uh-oh I ain't any weird butts or anything lately so it's got to be something regarding the smoking and I keep smoking and it kept getting worse and my tongue kept getting more like more numb and it I just googled it and it said that this is like a thing called yellow tongue from people who smoke too much cigarettes that your tongue can just get kind of almost like infected or just fucked up from it I'm not sure it's infected I don't know if that's the right way they have to call a yellow tongue because you know they probably named it back in the fucking days where they didn't have any sort of scientific language it's like pus comes out and shit beside now yellow tongue would be a good name for a k-pop group no I knew you were going to say something stupid like that

what that's not a cool name okay it's a name though was it black pink that one's way better but that made me think of yellow tongue is not like a cute word oh well I don't know I would think yellow tongue would be like a cool I don't know. Your first kiss. I think about tongues. I think about romance. I think about closeness. Tongue.

I've never seen your tongue. No, you're right. It's a terrible word. It's an ugly word. Go back to your yellow tongue. Anyway, so I have been battling this by just not smoking. But the thing is, is this really hard for me to go to sleep unless I smoke a blunt. I actually, I had Jason, that's a good idea, but I had Jason roll this blunt earlier.

And I just didn't even smoke it because I keep thinking about the fact that my tongue still feels kind of weird. And also it's kind of freaking me out smoking that many fucking splits because I started thinking about it like what if I get oral cancer? What if I get tongue cancer? Well, I think it's better that you have yellow tongue now before you get tongue cancer or oral cancer But maybe the yellow tongue is a sign that there's something fucked up with my tongue Why you know the doctor? Yeah, I was thinking about that but in general it just feels like definitely the The 20 splits a day thing was bad and I'm black that I felt because I just don't really have like the like the Like the self-control to like smoke like three splits in a day It's just spiraled out of control so fast.

It's easy for me to not, like, face blonde starting the day, because I always have too much work to do to really, like, be trying to fucking face a blunt. The face on a split is pretty chill. What were you like when you were smoking cigarettes? I feel like you'd be, like, smoking three packs a day and shit. I don't smoke cigarettes. That's what was scaring me is that...

Yeah. I mean, I do smoke a cigarette from time to time, but that's what was scaring me is, like, smoking that many splits are started to occur to me. I'm like, dude, I'm smoking this, like, the way that, like, people who are bad cigarette smoke or smoke. Yeah. I can't believe us going to London made you spiral

into getting yellow tongue. I know, right? Such a weird connection. It's kind of crazy. Yeah. Let's talk about how shitty that Airbnb was. Our rooms

were so close together. Our rooms were so close together. It would have been a better vibe on that trip, don't you think, if we had like a little bit more luxurious Airbnb? I'm down for luxury. The whole point, think about it, when you go somewhere,

it's like you can get hotels or you can get Airbnb. I like hotels. Right. When you get the hotel, there is a lot of benefits, mainly the fact that like, They clean it for you. You have all of these things like on deck that you need.

You know, they're going to give you new towels. They're going to wash your sheets, whatever. But then when you get Airbnb, it's cool because if you have like more than two people, then everybody can kind of be together. You can have a vibe going. You can get a little kickback type thing going on. But then if you get like a shitty Airbnb that nobody really is all that is like trying to be in, then all of a sudden it kind of reverses that dynamic I'm describing because all of a sudden you're like,

oh, like I'm close to all these people, but not really in like in, enjoyable circumstances. And also it was so hot and there was no air movement. There was no fan or anything. People in London are insane. I didn't think it was that hot. You guys have very warm bodies. Yeah, look at me.

I'm a big muscular guy. My biggest complaint about that place was that fucking hot water situation. That was a pain. That blows my mind. Like, how do they live like that? I don't understand. But the people at home, basically you'd have to go into the closet and like fucking flip a switch to turn on the boiler.

Flip a switch to turn on. on the boiler and wait and wait like 10 minutes and then you can go take a shower and you have to be in and out of there in like five minutes or like you're gonna just be washing in cold fucking water it's weird the english are different they just are like they think it's cool to just deal with that sort of thing maybe i don't think that they think it's cool they think it's acceptable in america that would never fly if you that's like poverty level conditions i feel like that's all they know or something and i remember i was asking about this isn't it because their houses were built like really really a long ass fucking time ago super long Yeah, I mean, like most of the buildings. That's why we were probably staying like some fancy ass. We should have stayed where Juice World was staying. Exactly. There was like, or they were telling me that there was one hotel where everybody was staying where you would go there and you would see like fug and megos like hanging out in the lobby.

I'm like, why weren't we there? I'm trying to be around fucking megos in the lobby, running around the lobby, literally. What is, what's future there too? You could have said hi to him. Maybe. I could have finally got to say what up to him. Dude, you better believe that when I see Future next, I am going. in for that pound.

Next time you see... What's up, Doug? You remember me from that thug interview? What's up? Next time you see him, you have to wear the huge hat. The Hendrix hat. Oh my God. If I did that, just to show how down I am.

Just to show him how much you love him. That'll be a good look. I don't know if he would even necessarily take that. That's so in the fucking background for him. No, the one with the meme hat was Ferell. Remember when he had the big ass hat? Okay, but that's too much, but like, I don't know. I just feel like Future, loves that like fucking hat.

Yeah. It's like Joe Budded in his fucking Fedorkas. Oh yeah. I was thinking about that the other day, how that's totally his image. Imagine if you were Fedorka. Fedora. Whatever. It rolls off the tongue.

Brittany A and Fedorka. You have all kinds of weird pronunciations going on this week. English is my second language. That's true, isn't it? Yes. Is it really? Yes. I speak Korean.

Same. Black pink. Yellow tongue. Tell me something about yourself or give me a topic that you want to talk about. Are you still doing tops? Yeah, I mean, I have topics ready. Wow, hit me with one. I want to know what you want.

Did you listen to the Joe Budden with Nikki Minaj? And I also listened to Queen Radio. Wow. I only listen to some little excerpts on Instagram or whatever of Queen Radio. Donnie! Donnie! I gave Hondra money for an ounce. What's up, bro?

Of weed. You just said you're not smoking weed anymore. Yeah, but I want to have it from my song feels a little better. Oh, God. and I do, I'm still smoking, I'm just not smoking, I'm just not smoking me 30 slips a day anymore. Yeah, that doesn't not sound like

the way to live life. But anyway, um, yes, I did hear that Nicki Minaj podcast. What are your thoughts on this whole thing? I think that for those who haven't watched it, you need to go watch, you need to listen to Queen Radio first

and you can just get it on YouTube and then listen to the Joe Budden one. Yeah. Because I think that's the sequential order that they did it. And like, oh my God. I, I personally loved it. Like I love Nikki Minaj. I've been a stand Amistan will die a stand and she just grilled him and went in on him and like I just feel like with Joe like every other

personality he's been on camera with academics or Rory Mall like they're not as they're not as intense and like fucking loud She's way more intense than him. She is you think you think she's more intense Yeah, she's she's more demanding of controlling the conversation for Shirley. She is definitely not the type of person that's going to let you sit there and start to say some shit that she don't agree with. 100%. I mean, she can fucking cut his mic off. Yo. I want to cut your mic off on this podcast. I don't know if you talk enough to justify that.

Hey, I could start yelling and be really fucking loud. I think that's probably what people want. They want that conflict. They want us to be sports center. I mean, we already killed house one off. You're next. Kill house phone off. But yeah, no, she was great.

I think she fucking, he finally met his match and he clearly did not win. And I thought it was great. And seeing him. how he deals with, like, someone that's as intense with him and as argumentative as him and him just backing out, and especially with a woman. Okay, but here's the problem. She's bugging. She is kind of being crazy a little bit, you know, about the whole, what is it,

motorsport shit? Like, that's what she was going crazy over, right? I mean, okay, listen. And the Megan the Stallion song thing. Like, I get it, but, I mean, it's the principle of the fucking situation. There is no principle that we had. She's bugging about some dumb shit that, that no. Nobody fucking cares about, and she should not be ranting and raving about this stupid shit.

It's just so fucking, it's just, it's not what she should be concerning herself with at this point in her career. When you talk about something as dumb as, you know, when academics and Nicky Mina, or and Joe Bunnan came up with this little theory on, they're basically just saying like, oh, I think I know how the industry works. I think that this is what's going on. And in both cases, she's saying that they're wrong, but in both cases, it's also like, who gives a shit? It's just not a big deal. Beyonce does not dive into the fucking mud and just get into these arguments because she's above it because she realizes she's the queen of this shit

and she doesn't need too. And I realize that she holds her tongue a lot. But it's just not a good look for her to be concerning herself with something like motorsport, a song that everybody has already fucking forgot about. Nobody cares about motorsport. When I was watching that, I was just like, wow, Tobin and academics did say that, huh?

That was such a long. What was she mad about them saying? that she didn't, they think that she didn't know Cardi was gonna be on it. They think that, or they thought at the time that basically QC were finessing and the QC got her to turn over a verse thinking it was just going to be

a Cueva song and then boom, it's got a a Cardi B verse on it and the Cardi B verse is, or no, but then you know what actually is the fucking thing that kind of proves that that's not the case is the fact that if you listen into it, yeah. Nikki is talking shit about Cardi on that. Bitches is pressed. Administer mouth to mouth.

which I did not really think about that at that time, that everybody is always kind of sneakdiced in each other in rap songs, which is, you know, it's easy to forget about that. Yeah, because she also was like, I'm the coach, I'm Lombard or what's something coach. Actually, us talking about is making me realize that. As if you know the name of any coach. I don't, Coach Kay. Yeah, exactly.

Talking about motorsports actually making me realize how much I don't give a fuck about it. But still, you bringing up Beyonce and, you know, comparing her. to her. I agree that like, you know, Nikki Minaj is above this. She really should not give a fuck. But at the same time, like, I think this is what her fans like from her. They like that she talks and that she you know, and there's a time for it.

And I suppose that like a time for it like this in this case of like, oh, going on the Joe Button podcast and whaling out and like having everybody making a whole moment out of it. Like the thing about it is that and they said this and I felt the same way is that she seems like she's in a better place now than maybe, you know,

a year ago. And that's good. It seems like she's like more confident, more happy, more willing to just take on her adversaries or whatever. But I just feel like overall it was just kind of like, this is the shit that you want to fucking like yell and scream and start a whole big thing over. For me, it was entertaining. Yeah, definitely. Someone, someone just taking it in. I loved it. I mean, I guess it's all.

I think she's so funny too. I mean, it's theater at the end of the day. It's not the biggest deal. If it was the biggest deal, she wouldn't be on the podcast. Yeah. I don't think she was even really that mad about it. I think like you said, she wanted to make a moment out of it. and Joe and them were saying too that like I mean Joe was saying you know she really when a camera turns on she knows how to fucking control it

How about this the fact that she kept accusing Rory of basically shoving broomsticks up people's asses she's like we go start that rumor That was so good I've been checked on Twitter is that rumor a thing I doubt it of course I would assume that nobody's like falling for it especially

isn't she laid out her plan to sort of create that rumor but I mean that's a meme that I wouldn't be quick to let go if I was involved in that situation at all. My rumor didn't work or our rumor. What was the rumor? That you got lipo. Oh, yeah. Your secret lipo. Look at your darting your eyes away from me.

You already got lipo. Hey, I just want to talk about the fact that I'm on the most restrictive diet and exercise regime currently of my entire life. No, no lipo. Imagine. God. I got too many tattoos. I got to fucking cut that shit open, right? You can just sew it together. Yeah, I could get tatted over or something. No, but I, because basically, I can't say what, but in about 10. 10 days.

I have a photo shoot with Lena for a thing that is very important. Basically, we just have to look really good on camera. So when I found out about this, because basically I had been going really hard with diet and exercise for like two months. Then I go to Chicago

in England for three weeks. Completely fall off, starting eating every bad thing under the sun. And then I get home, and I started to fix it up a little bit, started to go to gym a couple days a week, started to eat better and stuff, but really didn't like 100% get back into the groove of things.

And then they hit me up and tell me like, oh, we got to do this thing. And I'm like, oh, my God, this is the perfect motivation to get in better shape. So really kind of makes me regret that there was like a month and a half or whatever that I was not going hard with this whole thing. How much leeway do they give you? For what? To know that you're going to do that, whatever, the thing you're doing. They gave me like, you know, two and a half weeks notice, basically. That's like a really short amount of time to get fit quick.

But actually, no. fat as me yeah exactly that's what I was kind of saying but uh I feel like with men don't they like don't you guys lose weight and shit like way faster like with women when we work out it takes like way longer to fucking see any results yeah that is true I see you actually do look a little bit thinner yeah I've lost like 12 pounds I was like 12 pounds that's last week I feel great to lose like 20 more I know no actually it's like well let's do numbers though like when I started this thing I was like 240 and right now I'm like 228 I woke up this morning to 228 and my gosh

goal well my goal I'm really trying to get to like 200 that's my overall goal is just a look at this scale and see 190 what are you like six six three what's like a normal weight for that size not what I'm out right now no but you know throughout my life I've met people who are like six three that were you know just they're like 150 pounds so like super like skinny and shit like but for me I was like I'm very like big bone and shit and I have a fair amount of muscle I know but there's like literally if you look at the side of the side of the side of the of my fucking wrists and shit, it's like, whoa, that's a, that's a big bone in there. I can't say the same.

Exactly. You could break your wrist doing anything. I don't know why what's happening to me. In the summertime, I always lose weight in the wintertime. I get, like, you know, meat on my body to warm up. Yeah. Is that something you're kind of insecure about the fact that you're so skinny? I used to care way more than I do now.

Now I'm like, dude, I eat. I'm not gaining it. Like, it's not my fault. I'm not N-Rex or anything. It's almost impossible for me to imagine. what it would be like to be concerned with being too small since I've always been like thinking of myself as a little too fat my whole life

I could say the opposite Really you always felt kind of weird because you feel like you're this dainty little flower You can't protect yourself When you're skinny you can't be like oh my god I'm so skinny Because everyone's like oh my god I want to lose weight And then you just look like a fucking skinny prick Yeah that's fair And you know what I'm kind of worried about is I feel like

I've always had the weight loss thing in my mind for so long that if I finally actually get to the point where it's like realistically I can't really expect to like get in that much better shape or like can't get lose that much more weight it's like I'm kind of almost scared of what that's going to be like because when you finally accomplish your goal that's a scary thing and I'm not sure what I'm going to do like like the anxiety that I feel about my weight once that's gone am I going to have to develop something new to put in place. No, isn't the thing, like, now when you get to your goal, you have to maintain it,

and that's a goal in itself. I suppose. Yeah. I'm really not thinking on that level. In my opinion. You're scaring me. You're just like, what am I going to have to be anxious about next? That is what it is, though.

Like, I wanted a store for so long, and then I finally got a store, and I was so depressed because I'm like, God damn, and I finally got a store. And now it's like. That's the next thing. Yeah, well, then you have to focus on, like, oh, keeping the store running, keeping the store running well, making money, like finding things to sell. It's like the battle just begins once you accomplish your goal of really anything, you know? Maintaining the weight.

Maintaining. In my mind, once I get to my goal weight, I'm not going to have to worry about diet exercise anymore, which is probably going to mean that once I get to my goal weight, I'm not going to be there for very long. But I'm planning on smarting up at that point. I think my goal weight is 110. We're 89 right now? No. High 90s, almost 100.

Or it could be 100. 110. I used to be 110 when I was like super fit. I had like a trainer and everything. I looked great. Damn. I only stayed that way for like a month or two. Really?

Lost it immediately. That's always the problem. Once you get to a point you're actually excited about or that you're happy with, it's just really hard to fucking stay with it. I've given up at this point. Like the weight journey is just like and me, it's so bad to just stay on camera and stuff but like I just don't give a fuck about working out and stuff like that.

Yeah. I'll be happy. and live life. No, there's a lot of stuff like that. Like, I know that yoga would probably, or meditation would really probably be some of the main things that I could do without a really positive impact on my mind stay, my life, my content, probably even. Download to Sam Harris's meditation app.

Did it two days, two guided meditations in a row, like five minutes. I haven't touched since. I feel like we should go to a Burning Man and just become yogis. Burning, I'm not going to get anything of Burning Man. I'm going to be standing around looking at everybody thinking about how much I hate them, the whole time. I fucking hate you. Speaking of Burning Man is this weekend,

and I would never want to go. You're not going. Hell no. We were just with a bunch of people who were talking. Yeah, Lenis' sister actually is going. It's like, okay, I'd be down. My favorite part of going to a party or an event or rave or whatever is leaving. Yeah.

But you can't fucking leave. You're there for a fucking week. Yeah. Like, doesn't that sound like hell? I mean, how many times in your life? This is always the question. How many times you've actually gone to the club and had a good time? Yeah, I think we talked about this last week.

Was it last week? I mean, or the week before, but I mean, I only enjoy it when I'm DJing because then I know I'm like doing something I like and making money. But if I'm going just as a intendee. I just don't know. I'm 35. It's like, am I really going to go and just hang out in a field and do acid and shit? Like, if I do acid, I want to spend the next fucking two days under a blanket.

Like, I can't put myself into that situation. because I just know I'm not going to really enjoy it and I'm just not like in a person anymore where I was like and I really never was because it's like I never like wanted to go to festivals I had never even been to a festival when I started in a jumper but I was warped toward 1998 you're a festival man now now I go to them all the time yeah but just to like be around like my peers backstage and shit yeah just to work on stuff really festivals they can get old quick I feel like and like the like you were like you were saying even especially if you do drugs at a festival like doing that for three years. fucking whole days. Yeah, honestly, if you could take Molly and feel okay for three days in a row, you are my hero. Like, I, and drink and smoke and inject heroin and rub dirt in your eyes and have sex with random strangers. If you can make it through all that and then Monday rolls around and you actually can make it to work on Monday. I don't think it's possible. I think that's humanely impossible. It's definitely not for me. It's definitely not something that I, I would be possible capable of doing.

But, you know, that's kind of a problem is I didn't really do drugs or drink or anything when I was really young. Yeah. Which is, it kind of bones me out because I don't get to have that youthful resilience that I know a lot of people have. Dude, I used to go crazy. And I don't know. I don't know how the fuck I did it.

And you wouldn't get the super bad hangovers? I would just have to sleep all day. I actually never got hangovers. I just had to sleep all day and I'd be fine. But, I mean, I guess that defeats the purpose of, like, being okay on Monday. But I don't know. I would just go hard for, like, three days straight. If you can go hard for three days and then sleep one day and then you're a normal person,

that's amazing to me. I can't do that. I can't do it anymore, but, yeah. Me and Lena, I think that was part of, like, what really made me realize that my partying days were kind of over. Is that we went to Rolling Loud and we proceeded to do, you know, Coke and I think I was doing Zanz and we're drinking and shit, doing all that for like two days. And not like the worst, but like, you know, definitely turned up. Actually, one night we hooked up with this girl and that was the worst. We got a fucking load of this shit.

But anyway, after those two days, I needed to literally, I was literally just so fucking hung over for definitely one day of doing nothing and then feeling pretty terrible for like two days after that. And even still like, you know, it's just like at a certain point you're like, holy shit, like I have a podcast to do. I can't do this. Like, if I came on here. For what?

You're talking about rolling loud. Usually it's just Saturday, Sunday, Sunday. Oh, okay. Sorry, go on. But it's just, you know, at a certain point, it's just like, I can't do that. knowing what it's going to do. Like, I've done important podcasts back then. I was doing important podcasts.

Yeah. On like two hours sleep because I was up all night doing cocaine. And people liked them. People thought those podcasts are good. And nobody noticed that I was fucking strung out. But man, that's, you know, I'm just like, it's not a long-term plan. You know, you're going to fucking burn out like that. I feel like I might really have a heart attack if I keep living like that.

Yeah. Even when we went to Summer Smash and on that first day that we went, I was sober that whole day. and just being there made me so fucking tired I couldn't go the second day. Yeah, yeah. Standing up for that long is going to kill me. I feel like we were just bitching for like a whole 30 minutes.

Should we talk about something else? Yeah. What else you got? I love this was interesting. Lil Nas X finally is not number one. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. How many weeks was it?

I think it's funny that like the 2017 champions of music were like total symbols of toxic masculinity, like little pump. and X and shit. And then, like, 2019's champions are, like, Billy Ilish, Lil Nas. Lil Nas X is not a woman. Not a woman, but he's, you know, he definitely ain't a little

pumped. You know, he's not, like, fucking out here smashing shit. He's not, you know, it's just like very... Wow, I never thought about that. You know, it's like the heroes of this year in terms of the big and rapping. And they're also, like, I mean, he's a rapper, I guess, but he's not like a rapper in the sense that they are either. Where would you place Little Teca?

Little Teca is, you know, another, yeah. In between that? Yeah, but, you know, that's what. That's what I'm interested in as a person who clearly is like primarily interested in toxic masculinity rap, which is a new genre that I just invented. That is all I'm going to call it for the rest of my life. I don't like drill music. I don't like gangster music. I like toxic music.

I like toxic masculinity music. That statement in itself was so toxic. I am so toxic. I just accept that, you know? But anyway, it feels like, you know, mate, like who are the champions of this year in music that represent. that strain of narcissistic, nihilistic, rap music. I kind of think.

Blueface. Like someone, was that to this year or last year? And 6'9, by the way, is the definition of toxic natural music. I know. Last year was fucking insane. Yeah, last year was... Last year in the year before. It was like a rebuke of the whole notion that like rap was sort of developing into, you know, it was sort of like, oh, here's this last blast of purely unbridled

male aggression. And then this is the year of Megan the Snellian. I know. I love it so much. There's just a lot less, you know, friction. Yeah, you're right.

City girls. The girls are doing good this year. I love it. Honestly, in like 2018, I was kind of the guy sitting back and reading, you know, articles or like shit about, oh, like all the girls are coming.

Like there's all these like, you know, hip hop is so ready for change. There's like women taking over, blah, blah. Because Cardi B. 2018, I was kind of reading those articles. like really like I don't see it like I don't so toxic but it's true like you know and it's not that I'm against it it's just that like none of these girls there weren't the cardy

views the only one in terms of like chicks whose careers were taken off in like 2018 for the most part I'm sure I'm missing a little something but then this year we have Megan leading the charge definitely the biggest one so exciting and there's just a lot of other girls are really good too so yeah that's that's I guess my concerns like 2020 like are we when am I can get my next sosa when am I going to get my next six nine somebody really Tj Yes, yes. And you notice that those types of dudes are the ones who are attracted to me, pause, but like the types who tend to gravitate towards me.

Like if TJ... You mean, it goes both ways. Yeah. You, you love them. Yeah. I mean, when you see me interviewing TJX6, I mean, we have very similar experiences with all the fraud shit and everything. It's like he didn't seem...

It seemed like it took him a long while to sort of realized that I had actually lived the life of crime as well. He's like, what the hell is this guy talking about? What were you talking about, like, credit cards to wipers and shit? Yeah, but it's so... They don't have that right anymore. But it's like the technology has changed, I guess. Yeah.

And then, you know... You're a dinosaur in terms of the scammer world. Bro, for real. But a lot of that shit hasn't changed that much. But he definitely told me some stuff. I mean, he's a troll. He's a genius level troller. I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't done any scamming shit for a while.

Like, even though he's advertising it on his story and stuff, I'm kind of assuming that whatever that is, that he's doing something that's, like, protecting him. Like, he's selling, like, an informational, like, guide or some shit maybe, but I don't know if I, or maybe he's, like, passing people off to someone else, which seems like it would still be illegal as fuck, and he probably should not be doing that either. I should just buy a method right now.

A method. I'm actually looking for a PayPal method. You're a method. Hmm. Buy a method. Wow, that just sounds so cool coming in your mouth. Why do I think fraud is so cool? I don't think fraud is cool, but I'm looking into it.

You're looking into it? I want to get into the dark web. the government tried to ban me from the dark web what else you got and also everybody in the chat and the comments let me know who are the masculine rappers that I need in my life for other the real scumbag pieces of shit oh god I wish I could see the chat they probably have all kinds of ideas

should we pull it up or no I don't know how I can't know how I don't know how oh yeah it's on Mozilla it's really not much shit going on this week I'll be honest oh that's how you feel burger plan is in the chat talking shit fuck you burger plan his freestyle with me though honestly Camgirls only I missed it this agent chick fuck all of you suck my dick The um look at this I'm looking at the donations right now Cloudy with the chance of Rainbow said I saw your acid trip video today I was rolling you know it's crazy how many people still say that to me on a weekly basis

Because I don't know that the acid of blog is kind of like an underrated like thing that sort of established me On the scene because that thing went viral I guess I never watched it three million something views when he said he was rolling doesn't mean he was like taking ecstasy and rolling while watching your acid blog well he means rolling laughing oh he should have said raffling then well he should have yeah that's a good point

maybe the autocorrected yeah I'm such a fucking molly fiend I'm like rolling fire cam girl she's boring hey I'm not boring fuck you I'm just reading the chat paid 5,000 for my fit I'm not fitting in yeah NBA young boy's out I don't know exactly how that happened I do know

What was he in for again? During the Rolling Loud shit? Yeah, he was actually locked up for violating his... He violated his parole or probation or whatever by getting shot at, which is a new one. Doesn't really seem fair to me. Snott? I keep hearing about this person. Snot, yeah.

Yeah. He's tight. Do you like NASCAR Allo? Yeah, he's tight too. I've been talking to his manager a little bit. He's supposed to get in for an interview. Let Naskarallo know that you want him to do that. You know that he talks shit about us in a song?

Oh, really? That's what I heard. I heard that he said something about I don't fuck with awesome shit But I haven't I was planning on bringing it up in the In the interview I'm sure that he'll just like see this I don't fuck with on some shit I think I heard that he said Something like I'm on Melrose about I don't fuck with on some shit

Which I'm very very interested to talk about I'm not mad about it It's just like let's find out what's going on I've been talking to his manager I didn't really talk I talked to him on a Twitter Or no on Instagram DMs a little bit And he had actually DMs a while back Actually I think he donated for a song play

This is, like, exciting me besides, like, I know TJ, you know. DJ has been exciting for me. I don't know. That's about it. I really, like Zand. I really, really fucking like Young Manny. You like Young Manny? Young Manny?

I should probably listen to him more. I'll send you a song. It goes, I'm on the block. I'm looking for a nap. And it's like, I don't know. Really? He's like super sing songy. It's like sing songy.

And then he goes, oh, oh, rocket launcher. Oh, oh. Really? It's a great song. I like the song. It's called I'm Young Manny. I'll send it to you. I got to get a deep song.

into that? Uh, he's cool. I'm trying to think who else. Me. Fuck that. Um, Roddy Rich arrested on felony domestic violence charges. Wow, I know, right? What happened there? You know what's the unfortunate part about that, honestly? I really like his music. Is that it's not like any of the rap fans give a fuck. Nobody in rap's probably going to give a shit. What sucks about it is that when you have a clean record of any sort of, uh, complicated stuff with women, then you can still get on. on the cover of like fader.

Or you could still like get a like positive pitchfork right up. But as soon as you smack a bitch, your pitchfork rating is going down. They're not really fucking with you once you smack a girl. Which I'm not saying that you did smack a girl. I'm assuming though. Something happened if you got arrested. But I feel like that really is like the only true loss for Roddy Rich in that situation is that then you're sort of put into that toxic pool where they want to treat you as if you're

that kind of guy as opposed to the nice kind of guy who could be on the cover of fader. Yeah, it's kind of crazy because I mean, from the interviews and stuff Have you ever? Have you interviewed him? Uh, no, I've actually DMed Roddy. He seems very like nice. DEMs Roddy Rich multiple times.

Tweeted at him, left a comment on one of his photos saying, yo, check my DM, blah, blah, blah. I don't know if I actually like tried to get him through any real channels, but I tried to reach out to him multiple times. He never heard that. Because if he was really toxic, like you said, he would gravitate towards you.

Exactly. That's how we know he's not really that toxic. That's what we know he didn't beat that bitch up because he didn't fuck with me. And also we're not We're not using the phrase beating bitches up But I mean that's what these dudes would be doing I'm just saying

It doesn't make me happy No, it doesn't make me happy either I'm just saying that I know I mean there's like a whole subgenre of men Who that's kind of like their thing It's like when they get mad they come on They're bad day at work And they're just beating on their girl

I know That doesn't make me I know of too many rappers Of whom this is kind of like a normal thing And it kind of makes me feel dirty that I know about that because it's just kind of like, wow. This is so not okay. I can't even say the person, but there's definitely somebody that I kind of like stopped

being friends with. I mean, completely read them off, but I stopped hitting them back up because they beat a bitch up. A woman. A woman. Thank you. A Jason. I wasn't there, but it was.

No. I was in the same room. No, I was in the same house. It was at my birthday party. I know who you're talking about that crazy person. Yeah. Well, it's not gives any. information or anything you know it's like something about like oh you like beat a girl up like

in a house that i rented that makes me feel weird about you inside there oh i didn't know what happened there they were up all night doing drugs and then i fucking hear about it in the morning it's like someone so smacked the shit out of his girl i'm like what the fuck i don't like knowing that that happened in a house i rented you can't like it's just like you can't be on someone who can't match up to you physically exactly how do you even get like how do you feel good about that it'd be like me being on Yuri. Actually, Yuri has a way better chance against me than the average girl. So it's like, it just doesn't seem right. Like, you shouldn't be beating out of anyone, number one. And I realize I said there's a 35-year-old man who's kind of calmed down a lot because I did

used to getting fights a lot when I was younger. But, I mean, I definitely don't fight. You shouldn't be fighting. You shouldn't be hitting anyone. If you're in any sort of like professional type of life, part of your life. Or period. Control yourself. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you're in the, if you're in the trailer park, I get it. That's just kind of the culture. I thought you meant beating

like women up. You just mean beating people up in general. In general, yeah, but definitely women should be given morally way. Like I could definitely imagine a scenario where I punch a dude right now and I can't imagine a scenario where I punch a girl. I feel like, I mean, this is so stupid.

I'm not going to say. Buss it out. You would hit a man. I mean, I'm just saying if a man is going to fight me, you're going to have to have to handicap yourself either or I'm going to have to get some fucking weapons because then that'll be fair.

It's not fair. Just bare fists. Do you think you could live with it if you had a body if you beat up an abusive boyfriend? Excuse me? One more time. If you shot your, if your boyfriend was beating you and you shot him and killed him, would you feel bad about it? No, so that's fucking, what's the word? Defense.

Street justice. Or that. I fuck with it. Yeah. I would love to know you killed someone. I definitely do not want to catch a body. We'll never and have never. But if it's for to save my fucking life, of course I'm going to fucking do that shit.

Yeah. I would love to just know that you had that. Don't you think that would make you like a little bit more. I see like this insane person, I swear to God. Yeah, face tats. But in reality, in reality, the reason why I'm, like, drawn towards you is the fact that you're, like, a stable, normal human being. Well, that's here with topics on time.

See? Those are the types of people. But people always think that I'm going to fuck with them if they are, like, getting fucked up and that I'm going to think that's cool. And the reality is, is that if you're, like, yeah, like, I might sit here and tell some stories about doing COVID shit, but it's like, yeah, that's, You're pretty boring. That's me telling a story about me like years ago.

Like I don't, I don't want anyone around me that's like seriously doing drugs. Like I want to always be the one who's the most fucked up out of the staff. Meaning like if I have a few drinks, you can have a few drinks. People that are like with me that work for me, whatever. If I'm smoking weed, you can be smoking weed. But I don't really want to be like showing up and you're drinking lean, you know? Yeah. I don't know.

Because I ain't doing that. I don't think I've ever. I can only think of like one instance when I was like getting fucked up with you guys. It was like Lennon's birthday. but that was like two or three years ago. Yeah, we definitely railed some Coke together in our days. Just that one time. Really?

I don't know. It's weird, though, because me and Jason have that, too. Me and Jason have a bunch of coke together like one time. Like, when I first met him, like many years ago, like three years ago. Like at the store or something, huh? Yeah. You guys are weird. Doing a bunch of coke with someone is super weird and not really recommended, in my opinion.

Like, that's just like a really weird way to get to know somebody. This is a strange. conversations come from that. Yeah, and when you come down, you're kind of like, why the fuck am I here with them? Exactly. There's a lot of that always, where it's like, I'm listening to you talk, but really I'm sitting here thinking about... How I want another line. Yeah, or just like how I want to keep talking, because right now my brain is going fucking crazy from the shit that I just snorted. Yeah.

You talking about drugs right now is just making me not want to do drugs ever again. You don't want to? I feel like that's kind of your thing. What? I feel like it's kind of your thing. What drugs? Well, nose candy, yeah. So you really don't have...

You don't have... You don't have any more questions here? I'm down to wrap it up pretty soon, but I do want to talk about this very quickly, is that they were shooting the Hot Girl Summer Song video and got shut down. Really sad. The video shoot got shut down? The video shoot got shut down. I think it got shut down last Friday or some shit because they didn't get the permits or some shit.

Where they filming it? Where? Like Hollywood Hills. And apparently like the cops shut it down and they couldn't finish shooting the video. What they were having a big crazy house party type thing? It didn't. It wasn't. I think I saw the article on TMD and it was something like, I don't know, maybe ruckus or lights or camera or sound.

Maybe they just didn't like in the hills or in the street. Didn't sound like they were doing a party. Yeah. I mean, when you have a video shoot at a house, pretty much never is anyone thinking about getting permits for it. But I could see how it would get complicated. Real quick. If it was really loud, it was like spilling out into the streets, that sort of thing. Yeah.

It didn't seem like they were doing a house party. I don't know what exactly it was. I'm going to be real, dude. I have not heard that song. Not even a little bit. You're such an asshole. I hate you. I just haven't gotten into it.

I'm a toxic masculinity fan. I know, right? Toxic music. What if they call it, Hot Boy Summer? You would have listened to it that fucking night. Hmm. Hot boy summer? Yeah.

Hot dude. I haven't really got in on that meme of like the City Girls versus the City Boys. You don't like it. You're not a city boy? I'm not saying I don't like it. I'm just saying that I haven't really like adapted to it. I'm 35, so I feel like at this point I should be late to memes. Like I want to be late to the memes, at least a little bit.

You do not want to be late to the means. You love being the first person. Anytime I send you anything, you're like, I already saw that this morning. That is definitely. That's why I don't send you things anymore because I'm just like, whatever. He's just going to fucking write me off. Well, if you're going to send me something that was on the top of like Twitter news all day, it's kind of like, yeah, I know.

Like a full, like from morning to night. But then it's weird too because you know when you go on Instagram and you see some post that's like over a day old, but it's like right up at the top and you don't even know about it. Yeah. And you're like, holy shit. I see shit from like two or three days ago. And I'm like, why the fuck am I seeing this? Huh?

Huh? You're not even listening anymore? Wait, what? You're just reading the comments. I started to get confused reading the comments. Anyways. Someone's on acid right now. You definitely are on acid right now.

They're going to just look. She's going to eat that dog. Ha ha. Never heard that one. before. Legalized crystal meth and black star heroin? Do people really want us to do that? You should be in the face of that advocating that. Someone said

Adam is on bad eating habits. Bad eating habits, I think not. I'm on great eating habits. I mean chicken breast and rice and broccoli every day. Keep stolen music? Yeah, did you hear about this? No, tell me. Smoke a sack, put up a tweet,

basically saying that somebody pretended to be him and hit up Peep's mom and said, oh, you know, can I get this song or these songs, blah, blah, blah, and then it ended up being like, you know, like his mom handed it over or whatever, and then figured out that it wasn't really him. And smoke is so fucking mad about it for obvious reasons. Oh, my God. And I'm just like, wow, that's probably like one of the most sinister, awful things I could

imagine someone doing to a dead person is like trolling their fucking mother. Like, what the hell is wrong with you? So did they release the songs? Well, I don't know. I just saw that tweet from Smokasuget today. But he was saying, he was basically like, oh, I'm trying to find the person who did it. Like, things are going to happen. You're going to get yours.

But that type of shit. Who knows if we, I had a bunch of people with the enemy saying that they kind of know who it is and everything. Really? So that's going to be really interesting to see. They told you who it is. People deem me saying that they know who it is, saying that they are working with Smokersuk to figure out who the person is. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, can we talk about the fact that elevator, the YouTube channel is down?

What do you mean? They got hit with a bunch of copyright strikes at the same time. And so now the whole channel has disappeared, which is really unfortunate because I like them. There's a ton of really important music videos that were uploaded on there, particularly a lot of early Chicago stuff. There's a lot of like real history, like, you know, underground shit from like, you know, people who have already died, people who have already, you know, sort of moved on, you know, like hear about them anymore but it's like if elevator is gone there's going to be a lot of holes in our ability to like talk about the last whatever five years 10 years a wrap they have to get it back i would hope so too because those copy they just have to be able to get those copyright strikes

removed from from you know the videos it's just but they make it really hard because once you get three copyright strikes then your channel is gone just gone forever or it's like gone like as in the sense of like you can't just talk to YouTube and you can't like identify what videos have those copyright strikes on them and stuff because they wipe your whole account so you can't even log in it's insane I feel like that's such a backwards formula to do shit like that because it's like I don't I when I was in Chicago I was hanging out these people that either work for elevator or whatever friends with them and I guess elevator's been around for like 15 years or something shit for real I thought they started with like keef and all them okay maybe I'm wrong

but they made it seem like they've been around for, I don't know, 10. Interesting. Or a long-ass fucking time. Right. I mean, I don't know what the fuck they're doing these days. I'm just saying that there's a lot of like archive stuff. That would be a real shame if we were to lose it. Yeah.

I did find a lot of my early music videos that I like on there. Did you? Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. Yep. It's kind of weird when you think about something like that because they sort of, they were like lyrical lemonade before lyrical lemonade was lyrical lemonade. I know.

Were they before no jumper too? Oh, hell yeah, definitely. Because they, oh shit, they have that fucking, the first X and ski interview, right? Was that them? That was on, yeah. Right? That was elevator. They did that before I did mine, but then mine came out before theirs did.

Like, they were sitting on theirs, I think, and then X got locked up and then they dropped it. Yeah. Whereas, like, I did mine and dropped it like the next day or something. So when I say X's first interview, like, technically it wasn't true because the other one didn't come out beforehand. I remember him saying something like, oh, the only two interviews I've ever done is the elevator one and the no jumper one. Speaking of No Jumper YouTube, we got our videos back. We got our videos, but we had nine.

Spirit fingers. Nine videos, each with millions of views and they somehow got deleted by somebody who got access to the channel. And then, yeah, they're back now. And I'm very, very happy because it would have been a real tragedy. And it was really upsetting to see our analytics drop significantly because a lot of those videos are the videos that are still bringing in significant amounts of money even after all this time. Some of those videos will still make, you know, five, ten bucks a day. So it's like actually kind of significantly impacts how the channel's doing. Yeah.

So, yeah. Shout to YouTube for bringing those back. Thank you very much to YouTube. Actually, really, though? Thank you to broadband TV. because broadband were able to get me the list of the videos that were deleted, which was really important because YouTube somehow wasn't able to tell me what videos were deleted on this day.

And then broadband was able to get it. My backup plan was going to be using some sort of like web archival system. Like if you look at the post or the YouTube channel sorted for most viewed videos and then if I were to compare the screenshot from then to then, then I probably would have been able to figure it. out, but it would have been a lot more of a pain in the ass. I should have asked TJ to help you. Do you even know what

Housephone is doing right now? I just know that he partied last night and did fucking ecstasy. Existency. Yeah, I know. On a Monday fucking night. Well, see, that's the problem. I'm very disappointed in him. If he ever watches this, please don't ever do that again because I take this seriously and so should you. But you know what? That says a lot about where Housephone's

at because Housefung used to be the dude who could just do a ridiculous amount of drugs and just be chilling. We're all old. And now he does X-Cene. He misses the podcast the next day. House Fun, I'm like 10 years old than you, but I'm still looking at you. Like, wow, you're falling off. You're not going to be able to do drugs forever.

I know dudes, like, I know BMX dudes who have been drinking and doing Coke for like 50 years. And let me tell you, man, they don't look too good. But it's kind of amazing to me that they're still alive because I feel like my heart would not make it 15 years. You said they're still doing it at 50 years old? I know some BMX dudes who are still going to the bar getting fun at one time. Because this is one dude I'm thinking of. He came to our house. And he was just talking about like, you know, whatever, he's acting on crazy or whatever.

And we were going to the bar. And I was saying to him, I'm like, yo, you want to go out? He goes, yeah, it's nighttime. It's like, do I? That was this thing. He goes, it's nighttime. And I realized, I'm like, this guy has probably gone out and gotten fucked up every night for his entire adult life. Every night.

I mean, I feel like maybe if you had the flu, he would stay home. But for the most part, yeah, he's just kind of rocking out. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to talk about how boring I am. But literally, I used to, you know, when Friday or Saturday roams around, and it's like, it's Friday, Saturday, we got to go out. And I'm like, oh, Friday, Saturday, I could sit in and watch Netflix. Yeah.

Now, if I'm going to go on on Friday night, it seems like a big thing. Wow. It's like, wow. You have to, like, get mentally prepared. And usually when I go out, it's like, what, I'm going to the Novo and I'm going backstage to, like, hang out in the backstage area with some rapper that I'm cool with and smoke a couple of blunts. Go to stand on the side of the stage, watch them perform, go back into the dressing, room hang out for a little longer, boom, I leave.

You're such a rap groupie. That's me going on Friday night. I so don't do that anymore, by the way. I used to be like, you know, because there's a fine line. Like when I'm talking to Vlad, Vlad is like so over. Like, Vlad would never go to a release party. He's not going to the club. He's not doing any of that shit.

And for me, it's like I kind of early on, like a lot of my interview stuff, like the connections I had and stuff, I built those connections by basically just like going out and being out and being out all this shit and being very much a man of the people. and of course here I am I got bigger and now I'm old and I don't want to go anywhere alright DJ Vlad it doesn't seem worth it's like I'm gonna stay in I got fucking interview tomorrow I'm not fucking trying to go out and not get sleep I'd rather get the sleep than do the socializing that's what's important to me and also right now I'd like to lose the weight because I'm solely focused on that stop wiping your butt for real result on that note

I'm down to wrap it up someone donated and said that what what does that mean real results of what what results am I going to get from not wiping my ass stop wiping your but for real results. Probably one of the best donations ever. The best, you said that was one of the best or worse? Someone thinks I'm talking about Rick Thorne. Rick Thorne don't do Coke.

Prick Thorne. I wish Rick Thorne did Coke. I'll get back into it. We, even though Housephone's not here, me and unfortunately Harmonious Yuri will be listening to music and taking your donations.

That's who you've chosen for your sidekick. Yep. I like it. And my dog. First video, watch surf surf surf surfing all right appreciate you kim cam girl love you guys love you guys thank you very much to everybody who watch this has been the no jumper show number five a little bit shorter than usual we'll be back next week with a little house phone unless he does more ecstasy appreciate y'all bye bye bang