No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 56
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The followers and the money with this girl.
We can't talk about her just yet, but.
Wait, I don't know.
She's gone mega viral.
We're going to talk about.
I'm going to wait until a house phone gets here.
Presumably he hasn't.
Yeah, you guys probably wanted.
He's going to be like, I don't have Twitter.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
No, really, though, he will be.
You guys probably have more to say about it than I do.
So until Fat Boy S.C gets here, what should we talk about?
Are we live?
Yeah.
Oh, I mean, okay, so you.
You adjusting your cat ears.
they're a little bit too close.
They look like little devil horns.
So you played fall guys.
Have you played a...
I haven't played it.
I've just watched people play it.
And I feel like I already know how to play it from watching people play it.
I mean, it's pretty fucking easy.
You just have to go straight, jump onto things.
And it's like pretty self-planatory.
Except for I hate the team games.
Team games are stupid.
Oh, like bouncing the ball back and forth and shit.
Bouncing the ball back and forth.
There's some other ones.
And why does the football come out?
Sometimes the football just comes out.
Have you even hit that?
I've seen that when I've seen like a baseball one looking one.
Oh, the baseballs too?
I just seen that the soccer balls come down and you got to sort of bat those back and forth.
And then like I see a football drop down.
I'm like, what is this football doing here?
Whoa.
The heroes in the game seem like the people who choose to play goalie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, because somebody's got to do it.
Being the goal is a lot of pressure.
No.
Which one are you talking about?
The game where they drop the soccer balls down in.
It's a three triangles of teams, right?
No, it's just straight.
There's only two teams.
I don't have got the one?
about another one.
I'm deeper in these fall
fall guys streets.
Right.
I'm talking about three team one.
And then this other one is where you have to like
roll all of them down into the
fucking ending one.
The real heroes and that one is the one
that blocks the other teams.
Right.
And you know what I learned about
from watching somebody else play who's really good
is that when you win you get a crown, right?
Yep.
And then you can trade your crowns.
For cool outfits.
For outfits.
Just like the Fortnite thing and like me with
shinies and Pokemon Go,
which is more of a chance-based thing.
But I thought you have to buy Fortnite skins
Like with money
Oh but you don't get points for winning games
I don't know what the fuck you get
I think you just get bragging rights
The guy that I was watching
Who I can't remember who it was
But he bought like a suit for his fall guy's character
So he has like an aquarium as his midsection
So fish are swimming
The characters get so small though
That it's really hard to see
Yeah yeah
I just have like a basic one
With like a jelly bean kind of looking color
Really is that the only thing that you can buy in game
is cool new outfits or other stuff as well.
I think outfits.
Right.
Because I don't think it's like a game where you could buy more, what is it,
skills or something like that.
Right.
Because then it's not a fair level playing field.
Pokemon Go, you can buy new outfits,
but then you can also play a ton and catch a shiny.
And then also you can pay.
What's the point of having a shiny?
It's just a different color.
It looks cool.
And they're very rare, so everybody knows.
Yeah, it's like getting a holographic card.
Someone made this example earlier.
like if you were into baseball cards or Pokemon cards or whatever like sometimes they'll be like a random color or some shit have you heard of Among Us what's that it's another flavor of the month game really it's like have you ever played that game mafia with your friends I've seen like a lot of the memes about it I love that game but you have to guess like who the killer is and stuff like that okay but it's like a game like that called Among Us I really want to play but I have no one to play with so Josh now that I spend so much time playing and studying poker I feel like such a
fossil because I'm playing a game that hasn't changed in like 30 years.
Thinking of fossils.
My fossil tweet about you really went up.
Yo, his shirt.
What's his shirt?
I don't want to ruin the unveiled here.
This is a great shirt.
This is the best shirt since that Nazi one.
And I fucked with that Nazi one.
That Nazi one was like three years ago.
I didn't really fuck with it because it was anti-Semitic.
Unveiled your shirt for the people.
Let the homies be gay nightclub.
So did you go to like a gay nightclub and this was the shirt?
that they had behind the bar for 20 bucks or not.
I feel like if he went to a screen printer and was like,
this is exactly what I want and the piece has to
be in rainbow. You go to the screen printer like, yo,
I'm going to be on a podcast next week.
Nah, this brand American loser
is my mic even plugged in? Yeah.
This brand American loser from
Instagram. I think they're from L.A.
You should use this one. Not better.
Yeah, they should see. American loser?
Something like that. Yeah. I think that's their Instagram.
I need some gay merch, man. I got the V-Lo
NAB collab. I mean, that's pretty much the
gayest merch you can have.
Look, I got my dusty.
friend Charles on my shirt right now.
See, his eyes are mad red.
He's like Michael Jordan.
Like, his eyes are always red, but it's
because he's always high.
Michael Jordan's just like that.
Also, before we move on, thank you to
my plug, uh, greenie ooch.
Shout out greenie ooch.
Shout out to greenie ooch.
That's the brand name, greeny ooch.
No, shout out to yri really for secure.
Shout out to yri for securing
the plug first.
Josh, can we get the titles up there on the screen
just, uh, can we just
can we just acknowledge that Yuri is the one
who secured the finesse first.
That's a person's name,
Greeny Ooch?
Yeah, he,
I don't want to fucking look at.
He,
yeah, pull out.
Okay, yeah, I got this.
Pull out game on Fleek.
And also, can we close that door right there?
He's like, he's someone that sells shoes.
He's a shoe guy.
He's a Benjamin Kicks.
I think that's what it is.
He's an Australian Benjamin Kicks.
Okay, Benjamin Kicks.
He has a store.
He sells shoes in Australia.
Oh, that's what it is.
Yeah.
He went to Australia with it.
He says, he says he just,
trying to build up his personal page so I don't know but he makes gay merch too or no I'm getting things
confused he sent Yuri some shoes first and then I was like what the fuck year you plug me and then he
sent me shoes and also sent camgirl shoes and bro I need some size 13s my shoe game is like on
absolutely nothing yeah what a monster my shoe game is trash if anybody out there has size 13s and wants
to do business let me know let house phone know because I also need him to be my stylist or or somebody
I need somebody to be my stylist.
I've been trying to style you.
Dashendemics, holler at me.
I've been trying to style you for like five years.
One day it's going to work, bro.
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Good point.
Yeah.
Also, Selena Pallas sent me an audio message, but I don't want to click on it.
And also, she, I was getting confused because she said something about Nikki Minaj
Manage hates you.
And I was like, wow, Nikki Minaj knows who I am.
That's exciting.
And then I think she was saying that Nikki Minaj hates her.
Yeah.
I would be more fond of believing that than that.
Nikki Minaj hates you.
There's almost no doubt in my mind that Nicky Minaj hates Selena Powell.
And then depending on how much Nicky Minaj knows about me, I could say she definitely
hates me as well because there's like, I've had a, remember when I had Mandy on here
and she went in on Nikki Minaj so bad?
Who the fuck is Mandy?
You guys ain't seen horrible decisions?
Horrible decisions is what it's called.
Oh, it's like a podcast.
Yeah.
Her and her home girl and they actually are super fucking funny.
And if you like bitches talking about shit or women talking about shit, then they're,
that's a good podcast you like bitches talking about shit i mean this girls talking about fucking and
like i mean yo if you like hearing some girls talking about some raunchy ass shit if you like the
selina pow's shit it's not necessarily that brand of raunchiness but these girls they be pegging
dudes and tearing their booty holes open they'd be doing all kinds of wild that's what was the crazy
story you heard from their podcast shit i think about the tearing the booty holes well i don't know
if they tore it but i do know that they that they definitely peg so if you're if you were uh
off the ketamine and you want to uh you're joking so funny i do like when people comment that
i'm not gonna lie it's a good meme anyway i'm icy as fuck now y'all see me what happened i just got some
more jewelry what happened who gave you i don't know what it is the no jumper one doesn't fit with the
rest i'm not gonna yeah because everything else is gold now but then you got the the watch is a different
code too i'm like i'm mixing it up you had that kind of day where you're just gonna you should throw on like
three of them watches and just have them all
kind of watches that again i forget alabas hesh always be flexing those too yeah shout out my boy alabaster
bro hesh went so viral mostly thanks to myself because he posted that clip of fucking the dude disingredo
oh yeah you see that yeah that was the funniest video pretty much of all time i guess that video
super old but the dude was dising grito disengrape shirt i don't know what the fuck he was thinking
i love that he was wearing a purple shirt dising grape street yeah and it seems kind of serious at
first but then he starts rapping real bad and starts dancing around and his pants are too like his
fucking knees. He almost has the thing going where you wearing your pants so low that you start
to be able to see the back of your legs below. That's when it ruins it. I thought you're about to say
something else. Oh, the back of your nut sack or something. No, no, no, but you know like when a dude's
sagging his pants so low that you start to actually see his legs, like it goes past the
boxers at least from one angle. That is, that's when you've sagged too much. That's when you need to
pull your fucking pants up. Way too much. That you've just crossed that line. And I've had homies over
the years who were like that. Are you familiar with the original meaning of like sagging in its origins?
Because dudes couldn't have a belt in prison. So they would, uh, oh, I thought it was because they
were like, hey, this is my ass. Come get it. I always would hear that the no shoelaces thing came
from prison and that the no belt weighing your pants super low came from prison. You see me as walk around
in real life with no shoelaces in? I think that was kind of a thing more in the 90s. I don't know.
I definitely don't see people doing that nowadays. Or maybe just leaving your shoes mad wide open and
like even the lace is super super like loose yeah that's kind of how i do much you
I can't remember that with like like etnese and like fat shoes oh that was that was an era
remember the chunky chunky shoelaces era uh-huh loved it I used to be scamming and I would go to
pack sun and I would get myself like 10 pairs of edneys and that was my whole that was your flex
that was like two years of me riding my bike and not having to worry about going and spending
$50 on some new o Cyrus or edneys or all those cool brands like that's why when people are
all like oh my childhood I was all about rocking Jordans and shit
You look, I can't relate.
My childhood is lost to history because I was rocking all these skate shoes that absolutely
nobody has real fun.
I mean, they should have fun aren't.
There's not nobody.
People show love to the D3s.
Yeah.
I was rocking mad Edneys.
Ennis that doesn't get the cultural love that they should, right?
I mean, I feel like in the skate community, yeah, but like it's not one of those shoes
that crossed over into, you know.
It was mainstream.
To me, it was cool at the time.
Like, Osiris, the D3 had a moment.
They had a moment where they crossed over to the mainstream.
brother definitely wasn't skating like crazy but he was wearing the
main I won't say the mainstream yeah because it was in the mall and shit like that but I
meant crossed over like the normies the like hip-hop culture and like you know because that was
way before skating was cool yeah hip-hop and even at that time like vans didn't become like
popular in hip-hop till like 2011 did not become popular in hip-hop until what jerking
the van song by the pack which was 2006. Before that vans did not exist in the hood as far as I know
I mean, in LA.
If you're in LA, if you're from LA, yeah.
And like the skinny, remember like all the crazy colored jeans?
But in LA, skate type culture overlap with hip hop a little bit more than it did for the rest of the country.
So vans made a little bit more sense, you know, out here, I feel like.
Because when the pack started, when the pack made the van song and niggas was wearing vans,
this wasn't, that wasn't the era of like tight skinny jeans yet.
It was like niggas was wearing big, baggy ass, like artful Dodger jeans.
like red monkeys with the vans, which was a really inconvenient shoe to wear baggy pants with
because they were just overlap over your whole shoe.
You came into your shoe.
Like, yeah, like when you're wearing Air Forces, you got like a little more, you know.
Like divot into it.
Yeah, you got to picture this.
Me, I'm 13.
My jinkos are open like 30 inches on the bottom and they have an elephant embroidered on the back
or a sword or a skunk or a big giant J.
that looks like all crooked and crazy.
I was out here with the jinkos.
What shoes were you wearing with them?
None.
That's a really good question.
I probably didn't put enough thought into my shoes at that point of my life.
You couldn't even see the shoes, huh?
I wasn't even, like, smart enough to have thought about what shoes I was wearing.
I wouldn't be surprised if I was wearing some, like, junky ass, like Adidas that my dad handed down for me.
They used to wear it at the gym or something.
Oh, God.
I don't know.
You wearing your dad's gym shoes?
No fucking drip, bro.
I'm sorry
I just
I have like
like it's making me laugh
really hard
picturing myself
not even like
thinking about
what shoes I was wearing
I was like a 13 year old
but I always was like
I just
I don't know
it might have been
it might have been some
vans
it might have been some fucking
I don't honestly
I have no fucking recollection
probably some shell to
oh no you know
I was definitely
I heard some air walks
oh god
oh my god
some vinyl airwalks
I thought
I thought Josh was wearing
air walks right now
the red shiny
fucking vinyl
air walks bro
I got that shit
and wore it out.
Also,
I wore soap shoes around that time.
Oh,
my God.
What is soap shoes?
Where you can,
like, grind on shit
with your shoes?
Oh,
you mean helies?
No,
no,
no, no.
It's like,
it had a plate in the middle.
And by the way,
if you got a few hours to kill,
you should definitely search up
soap shoes on YouTube.
And there's like an extreme soaping.
Bro,
there's a pickup artist dude
who has like a whole soap shoe.
That H3 and then made a video about,
which was like an amazing introduction
into this fucking dude's life at the time.
That was really when H3 was at his strongest.
But I think you showed me.
video back then i had soap shoes i never did a rail but i would be grinding curbs and stuff it's
basically you could just be a roller blitter everywhere you went it was like a heli there's no wheel
it's just like the bottom of it was slick i just remember helies those things were very hard to to
ride i don't remember if they ever actually did a combo soap shoe helie because then you could sort of roll up
to a rail and then grind it and then keep rolling away you couldn't grind on the helies i don't
no no they didn't have a grind plate yeah but but you can just roll i feel like
The soap shoes are mad expensive on eBay and shit now I heard.
Right now?
Yeah, because they don't make it anymore.
You should remake soap shoes.
Some people still do it.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
It was such a terrible shoe to wear.
Terrible shoot to wear.
Because that slick plate in the middle you would think wouldn't bother you all the time.
But picture like you're walking down stairs.
I want to look it up.
And every time you fucking touch your, you touch your, just visualize it for the time being.
We don't have a screen guy at this time that's going to show us.
soap, shoots, videos.
081393.
Remember that.
If you ever still, it's fun.
Or actually change it right after.
What are we doing?
Why are we doing this?
We're doing math.
Oh, okay.
13 plus 80.
01383.
It's just my birthday.
August 13th, 93.
83.
Aug.
Not me.
Mine's my birthday, too.
Mine's just something really easy.
Oh, by the way, happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Getting old, man.
You doing up there.
You do anything crazy?
No, not really.
Honestly, I was having a meeting, a business meeting, like the night of my birthday.
And then next thing I know, just hot women start pulling up and we started drinking and shit.
So the business meeting?
It was like a non-formal meeting.
Did you pay them?
No, they were people I knew.
They weren't just random bitches pulling up.
I'm picturing like, escort pulling up.
You're just saying like hot women, not like, oh, Julia and Beverly and this chick and this chick.
Yeah, it was like Julia and Melissa and fucking Katie.
Oh, Julia.
Yeah, Judy.
Julia Fox.
You get crazy?
Oh, Julia Fox pulled up.
That's nice.
Yeah, I wish.
You called her?
It must have been a fun birthday.
No, I didn't really do shit.
Honestly, so I'm going to Vegas to do like a photo shoot for that secret project that I'm working on.
Oh, you got a secret project?
Me too.
So I'm going to save the turn-up for when I go to Vegas, Vegas, which is on the 27th through the 30th.
So if y'all in Las Vegas, tap in with your boy, we're getting crazy.
Tap in with the ketamine.
You already know.
I need strippers.
I need strippers to pull up and you would not be compensated.
but if you want to just be in a cool photo shoot.
Strippers, ketamine, size 13 shoes.
No ketamine, but strippers, though.
No kizzi.
No kizap.
You've been saying no kizzi yet?
Not really.
I just had Taurus, who's gunned his DJ on.
DJ Taurus.
And I was dropping that.
Well, I didn't, but he said no kizzie.
And now I'm saying it because he said it.
I'm trying to fit in, you know?
No kizzie.
No kiz.
No kiz.
He says it so matter of factly, like it's the most normal fucking term on it.
I love that.
So good.
You got to throw it into your normal vocabulary into it is a part of your normal vocabulary.
Straight gas.
Just drop that no kizzy on me.
And I was just like, whoa.
Mind blown.
Huh?
I think so.
Oh.
Did I drop?
Torres?
Yeah, we dropped that the other day, and it sucks because it kind of has had the attention taken away by this chick who got seven nuts to the tonsils by the NBA team, by the sons.
Who was her friend that she was with?
Right.
So when Selena Powell pulls up, she's just got a random girl with her, whatever.
looked at her for a few seconds, didn't think much of her.
Continue on with the interview.
She was sitting in the back the whole time.
She was over here while Selena Powell's dog pissed all over our fucking rug over there
and just completely drenched it and pissed just like her friend's face with Trey's songs
this fucking thing in her face.
There's a lot of piss going all around.
Anyway, so at some point in the interview,
Selena Powell calls her friend on and Selena's like excited, like ready to go,
gets her to immediately start telling the story.
about how she slurped up seven NBA players.
And then she goes on to, and people really begin on my ass
because one of my first questions was,
where did the come go?
Which is like, it's actually really funny
that people think that's so funny
because like 10 years ago,
that was a meme with me and my friends
because one of us,
somebody got jerked off on our balcony
by a girl that they brought home from the bar.
And one of our other friends,
his first question was,
where did the come go?
So when I asked that question,
in my friend group within the BMX world
that I...
That's like a valid question.
It is a valid question.
That was a meme with me and 10 of my friends for a couple of years.
Where did the come go?
Because that was like our friend's first question after Homeboy got jerked off on the balcony.
I mean, to be honest, like, it's a pretty valid question.
What, like, seven guys nut?
Like, where did it go?
Because it's so much nut that if it were on her face,
that would make me think that these dudes were way crazier.
Because if you got it in you to get some top from a girl who's already
got two or three loads on her face that takes her and you and all your homies to a whole different
level of close to savage yes that and if i was your friend and that was my balcony i wouldn't want to
step in it later well that's a good point too even though it was my house i didn't ask that but him
asking that like you know like he he doesn't even have to go on balcony he didn't smoke so
whatever but he's gonna smoke oh you got something smoke or you just puff puff pass on it puts a dildo
in his mouth. Okay, let's continue.
So that clip, we did that interview
and like a lot of people seem to think that that was pretty
funny in the comments and stuff, but it didn't go
truly crazy until
last night some random
person who doesn't follow me or whatever.
Well, actually, they got prompted because we put up
the clip, like the 10 minute clip on YouTube
of Selena Powell's friends talks
about slurping up seven NBA players in a row.
Some random
person with like no followers or like
a thousand followers or some shit, he posts
this video and
it now I think has 10 million views on Twitter.
I knew it had legs because last night when I saw it,
it had I think 300,000 views.
And then by the time I quote tweeted it,
it had 500,000 views.
And I was like, wow.
And that was like, you know, 20 minutes later.
So this is like the most viral thing on the podcast,
probably this year.
Is she like Selena that wants to be tagged in it?
Because I noticed that you guys kept referring to her as just,
Selena's friend, Alina or Alina or whatever.
Sorry, I don't remember.
That was one of the crazy things about it is that she told us exactly what she does for a job.
I remember CPA.
She's a CPA.
He works in a CPA.
Accountant.
Tax account.
What?
Which blew my mind because it's like if you were a slutty accountant person, like if you
worked in an office and you were doing a whole shit on the weekend, wouldn't you like not want
to announce that to the world?
Because imagine being the guy sitting across from her in an office and you're thinking
about that all day?
Yeah.
I mean, that's a lot.
That might just be putting her job at Jeff.
I mean, they can't fire you for sucking seven dicks, I guess.
But they so would.
You know, like, they would find a way.
They technically couldn't, like, for that reason.
But, like, if you were even somewhat conservative and a girl that worked for you said that,
wouldn't you find a reason to fire her?
If she said that on, like, a podcast and it got 10 million views, that's like a different, I don't know.
I don't think that she thought that this was some small podcast that nobody was ever going to hear.
Like, Selena made it pretty clear that they,
the podcast was like a big deal to her and that she you know that this girl would get a lot of clout
from coming on it but and that that has exactly been what happened i think she had like 2,500
followers when we did that interview and i'm pretty sure she has like 35 000 now go ahead and
slide her at this one right it's like a j with a bunch of wires or something yeah it's huge for her
her only fans yeah she's about to quit that account job she said like this morning so i'm assuming
it's a lot more now she said that she had made $22,000 off of only fans
So you just birthed her.
24 hours.
You just birthed her whole.
I just gave this bitch a whole career.
She out here in the same fendi bathing suit in every single fucking photo, every clip.
She's about to have a new one now.
Bro, she's out here.
She's going to have new shoes.
I might have to follow her just to observe her story just to see, like, what our life changes, you know?
Yeah, to come up.
Yeah, remember what happened to the last girl that Selena brought?
She almost died.
She died.
She died.
She DM me and was like, oh, like, well, she was.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
She should let you fuck to prove she's not dead.
I think I'm good.
Until you feel the pussy, you don't really know.
Bro, I'm so good on anywhere near her.
She got chest pieces on her.
And in the video that she was telling household that she wasn't dead, she was like, like, like sucking some other guy's tongue.
Yeah.
So for, for me, I'm not dead.
I'm alive.
She's with like fucking Frank Ocean or some shit on her Instagram store.
Frank Ocean.
You know, like, her gay homie.
Like they just like hanging out.
Not even gay with like effeminate.
I don't know, but he look a little.
No offense.
Like I'm sure you're a G and everything.
Let the homies be gay in peace.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He gay is cool.
Fuck it.
No, he probably ain't gay.
But anyway, she's on a story like right after last week's podcast.
Like, and you need to watch it, especially the end.
You got to watch it.
She's just like, I'm not dead.
She said I was dead.
Flexing being alive.
It's so easy.
Somebody DM me was like, she's not dead, but she did overdose.
like two or three times. And I think she even
DM'd you saying, but I did die.
Yeah, I wish I had my phone now.
You know what? I was saying
the Stellana last night because we've been rewatching
the Sopranos. Basically
what?
What do you guys freaking out about?
I think they're just talking.
Hey, when the weed guy comes,
make sure I get a few of them things.
Yeah, me too. See if he has a half pound. I need like
a quarter pound, bro, to be real. I'm going
up north this for, actually, I'm not going to be
next Tuesday. Oh. So we're going to have to figure out co-hosting duties and I'm going to need a ton of weed because I'm about to be on the road and I'm not telling everybody where I'm going.
Can I bring some random, some random like my version of Selena, Selena Powell to tell thought stories?
Oh, I would love that. I think that's a great idea. Yeah. That would be brilliant. Definitely.
No, not Jesse Taylor. I love that idea. You could hook up with her on camera. No, I blocked her a long time.
You blocked her? Shout out to her. She DMs me the other day with a screenshot of a random comment that says,
said Adam said he wants you on the podcast.
She's like, is this true?
Why do you believe in this random fucking dude?
Random fucking comment.
If I wanted to interview you, I would just interview you.
Oh my God, this guy sent me, speaking of random screenshots, this guy sent me like random
screenshots of a combo with her.
And he was like, yo, Joe's trying to leak her address.
She's like Joe, who?
He's like, Joe, who's like Joe Mama?
And it was like, yo, D.
And then in the same combo again, it was like, it's like, not for real.
Dee is talking about leaking her music.
Oh, God.
And she was like, Dee who?
these nuts. He got her like five times in a row.
That's amazing. I feel like
Celine Powell's friend would probably fall for that.
Oh yeah. Selina Powell would fall for that.
Yeah. Fresh Tray songs and fucking urine
all over her face. Speaking of... That story was fucking crazy.
Wait, what? Letting Tray songs piss all over your face.
Is Tray Song going to kill me? Does he have hitters?
Yeah. I feel like he does.
Anybody that's that rich has some niggas around them that will catch a body.
If King Vaughn was signed to Tray Songs, I would be worried.
Tray Vaughn's
Wait, no.
King Songs.
King Songs.
By the way, they hit me up to interview King Vaughn again the other day, and I'm like,
few.
Like, we've talked about a little bit on this podcast, how crazy he is, allegedly, and
apparently I could still interview him.
To me, he's the most obvious person that should have been on the double X L cover that wasn't.
You know?
I'll give you that.
I was thinking about making a video about everybody who, like, naming people I think should have.
Could have been on the cover.
Well, obvious ones to me are like, Frato Bang, King Vaughan,
Sada baby.
I know, I was thinking that.
What about King Vaughan?
He was an open, like, assault, like attempted murder case.
Maybe they don't want to put them on the cover.
Maybe they're trying to stay away from the whole, like, super gangster image.
Was anybody on the cover really hard like that?
I don't want to say no.
I don't want to say no either.
How good is Chica?
I've been listening to her a little bit.
Holy fuck.
She's like by far the best rapper on that.
Really good rapper.
I was having that conversation.
In terms of lyricist.
Yeah, because I, spoiler, I was having this conversation with Benny the butcher on the podcast yesterday.
How about Benny the fucking butcher effects?
Someone sent me a DM saying that we deleted our conversation about Benny and...
Still on the podcast, just not the clip.
Yeah, the clip is gone.
For those who want to hear it, I talked to Benny Butcher.
Benny the Butcher.
Edit me.
I talked to Benny the Butcher.
about that exact conversation.
You give us some spoilers?
No, I mean, he defended his practices,
but you'll have to see it.
It's gonna come out.
But anyway, boom, bo, bo, bo, boom.
He was asking me who I thought was the best rapper
on the cover, and as I looked through it,
I'm like, I mean, Chica is, like, definitely
the most, like, linguistically skilled, I think.
So shout out to her.
Linguine.
She'd be eating Linguini, probably.
But you know.
I hope that didn't sound like a fat joke.
I fuck with her.
That was so stupid.
You think she's linguine?
I mean, I'm some fucking noodles.
I watched her tiny desk, NPR tiny desk.
Right.
That is one of the things I saw that made me like, whoa.
We have a tiny desk.
It could be tiny.
Benny the butcher did tiny desk, but he did it.
I know, I'm all sorry.
Benny the butcher did tiny desk, but like the corona version where it's just you sitting at home with a mic in your face and you just wrap for 15 minutes?
It's not the same.
It's not the same.
I watched the, uh, the current, Curran Frost, uh, telethon. How was that? I didn't see it.
Honestly, I only watched like a cut like, like I saw like L'O Yadi's performance and somebody else.
And, uh, it's just the awkward vibes of just no one be in that places anymore.
And just like, it was just Yadi on this big stage by himself sitting down rapping.
They had a stage? It was a stage. Where? I don't know. Somewhere in fucking Burbank or something
probably probably. I kind of like assumed that it was like a Zoom call-in.
No, I don't know. Yadi was there. Wow. I didn't watch the whole thing though. It was probably really.
long. Yeah, that's the problem with like
live stream stuff is that when I see that somebody's
live, I'm just like, I'll
wait for a synopsis video
to come out after the fact. Yeah, well, how do you
think people feel about us being live then?
No, exactly. I'm talking about live performances, no?
I mean, think, well, no, I'm talking about live
streams. Just in general. But think about the fact
that Selena Powell's friend, like
that clip was capable of getting 10 million
views, but it, you know,
the episode we did
got half a million. And then you
make it 10 minutes, and that one has
like 300,000 in a day, and then you chop it down to like 30 seconds, and that has 10 million
on Twitter.
It shows our fucking capability for...
Virality.
It's all about how you package it, you know?
Not even virality, but what is it like...
Attention span.
Attention span.
You know, like, the 30-second thing is, like, so much easier to spread, but then meanwhile,
a lot of, like, some significant percentage of the people who are watching the 30-second version
and end up going back to the YouTube channel.
It's just, it is funny how, like, you know, on YouTube, you're fully monetized on Twitter
you're not. It's just acting as like an advertisement or something else.
Have you guys tried reels on Instagram yet? Oh no. I haven't tapped in yet. It's weird.
What is it supposed to be? It's supposed to be TikTok on on Instagram. It's like yeah,
15 seconds of you can make a stupid fucking video and like the only benefit to it really it like
it really doesn't seem like it makes any fucking sense because it's just a 15 second video. You could
already make 15 second videos it auto plays. The videos already auto play on Instagram. It's like
there's a separate section for it.
It's like a separate section on Instagram
for just their lame
TikTok clone that the world
might not even need because we don't know
if TikTok is going to get banned or not.
I mean, they did the same thing.
They jock Snapchat with the whole stories thing
and then that's like the primary
source of Instagram.
Let's be real, they killed it with the stories
because they put it in a great spot,
gave it a good chunk of real estate right
there. It serves a very clear purpose.
Snapchat is still thriving,
but Instagram obviously took the wind out of their sales big time when they did that.
I haven't used Snapchat since then.
The day that Instagram introduced stories, I deleted the Snapchat app and never went back.
Really?
I get it.
See, and if I had done that right then, I wouldn't have thought anything of it.
But for some reason, I have like a million followers on Snapchat and I get like many hundreds
of thousands of views on everything I post.
But like if I didn't have that, if it got deleted at some point, I just wouldn't even know that
there was that potential audience.
And also it makes me wonder, would my Instagram story views be a lot higher
or if I didn't have Snapchat?
Or is it something where that audience is that audience and they just would not really
follow me over to other platforms?
Do you post the same?
You post the same stories?
Exactly, the same, pretty much.
A little bit more on Instagram.
Yeah, then you're just giving your, what's it called, content more platforms to see.
Can you get more, you can get more raunchy on Snapchat, though, right?
You can post like crazy shit?
No, not really.
I thought you got your shit deleted a few times.
I did.
Well, I got suspended and had content deleted, but it was usually for like getting my dick sucked or something back in the day.
I was going to say, like, how do girls get away with the private snap thing?
Because it's private.
And also, that's why all those girls who did private snap have all moved over to Onlyfans.
Like my girl was making all her money on Snap and now she makes all her money on OnlyFans.
You imagine if OnlyFans never became a thing.
Right.
But then she doesn't, she has to, you know, with Snapchat, she was getting deleted.
like sometimes like all the time like every every month every couple weeks like it was terrible for a while
then only fans comes along boom fixes the entire problem and now they own like the biggest fucking
business and but they don't promote any sex workers they only promote the safer work side of their
things like i had a conversation on the phone with one of the owners of only fans the other day and it's like
they will like if i start like a clean only fans for no jumper or for me or whatever that does not have
weeners and boobs, they will like fully get behind it and support the fuck out of me.
If it's porn type content, they're happy to have you.
Happy to take 20% of your money, but they're not supporting it in any way.
So I've never really explored OnlyFans, but like what do you mean in terms of promotion?
Is there like a front page?
There's like a recommended tab on the right and it mostly, I believe, only shows you people
that are not doing full sexy stuff.
although I'm not sure if when you're on a sexy page,
if it shows you other sexy stuff.
Hmm.
Very interesting.
So there's that.
Yeah, Only fans really, I mean, it's a great,
from like a perspective of just like a person using a platform,
like if you were to compare it to Instagram or Facebook or whatever,
it's great.
Like, it's fine.
It works perfectly well.
I don't see why they wouldn't just lean fully into it when that's the whole,
like the whole.
Like branding.
Yeah.
Because they already have the porn side of things locked up.
But then meanwhile, if they are able to become like the paid content service, like basically what Patreon is, what, etc., then they can just like basically occupy like a huge fucking chunk of the market because they already are getting a lot of people on there not posting porn and building huge fucking following.
I know like chefs that do it.
Yeah.
All different people from different walks of life.
But I feel like it just has this connotation where you see OnlyFans.com slash.
you know, whatever.
I think over the next like few months or whatever,
that's going to become way less of a thing
because they're just like,
it is the home for OnlyFans, girls.
Like, you know, that's like how people think of it.
But then at the same time, man,
like there's just so many people who are getting on it
to just put anything that's sort of stuff
they don't want to give out for free,
which is kind of crazy to think about it
because OnlyFans is essentially becoming like
the thing that nobody thought was possible.
Because people have been telling me,
like, start your own paid platform
where everybody has to give you five or ten bucks a month
and then that's how they view your content.
I've always thought like, that's crazy.
Like nobody's going to pay five or ten bucks.
Like my content is better off on social media
where people can just get to it.
And now OnlyFans has like created the premium tier content platform.
I mean, it's really not any different than Patreon,
but it's viewed in a very different way.
You know, you're not, you know, Patreon's more about like,
don't support me with my book club.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I feel like when.
there's a will, there's a way. And if you have a strong support system, a strong fan base,
they will, they will, they will, they'll follow you. Yeah, they'll find a way to support you and help
you out any way that they can. Yeah, it's facts. I mean, I know girls who have like 10, 20,000
followers and they're making like 10,000 plus dollars a month. So that to me proves that like,
that's crazy. People do not have, there's not that much friction between being a fan of somebody
and signing up for their only fans. Either it's easy enough or enough people already have.
have the only fans because like you know there's just countless success stories of people getting on
it and blowing the fuck up and like the fact that this girl could have 12 000 followers and like
there's a girl i know 12 000 followers 15 000 a month off only fans that is fucking crazy
when you think about that because that is not a lot of followers there's a fuckload of money
yeah there's probably niggas that have 200 000 followers that don't even make half that money
if you're a rapper to make 15 000 a month you are in that you are in the
the upper 1% of, and I know that there's a lot of rappers who make like $15,000 a show
or $15,000 of verse, et cetera, but like there's countless rappers that people out of there
are fans of that are definitely not making $15,000 a month. So I mean, that's crazy to me.
Like, I don't know. And definitely have more than 12K on Instagram. Hell yeah.
Pays to have boobs and a vagina, I guess. I'm about to go Brighenra out here. Fuck it.
Yeah. No, I would love that for you. Speaking of, what's she going to get that you don't?
Speaking of trans women, there was this crazy video I saw of this guy just basically knocking out this trans girl in Hollywood, taking her wallet or taking her purse.
And there was just like, there was like six people just standing around, recording it and laughing and all the shit.
It's just like, bro, what have we?
What have we just got into where it's just like.
Hollywood Boulevard is fucking crazy.
Hollywood Boulevard is the number one place to do.
just get beat up in Southern California, probably.
Like besides maybe the hood.
And get recorded.
And broad daylight and then nobody do anything.
No, and the crazy thing was when the cops pulled up, looked at them, and then drove off.
What?
Yeah.
I didn't seem to like give a fuck or know what was going on at all.
And they just take off.
That was crazy too because the girl who posted it or I'm not sure who posted or what their
gender is.
But they like they posted it up and.
Girl.
Right.
But they posted it with like captions on every different slide telling you more and more
information about exactly what was going on.
That shit was crazy, man.
And I feel like that you hear a lot about
violence towards trans people and stuff.
Seeing it on video is like two
different things. It's not often that you have like this
unbelievable visual aid of like showing
you how cruel people feel like they have
like permission to be because
somebody is non-binary.
And then just like, I don't know, just the fact of like there was like
other grown-ass man standing around like
laughing and just like, I should
just lame as fuck, bro. Yeah.
Imagine that was your fucking mom or sister or your trans
cousin or whatever and somebody just fucking, I don't know, that's just lame as fuck, bro.
Imagine that was your favorite trans rapper.
Turns out they're popping YouTubers or some shit.
I don't actually know who they are or anything.
I don't know who they are either, but like, it don't even matter at that point.
I know Nikita Dragon and that's about it.
And Blair White.
I don't know who either those people are.
They're both trans YouTubers.
I didn't know Blair was trans.
Yeah.
Oh.
She looking good.
She looks beautiful.
might need a sent house phone in there.
No, actually, I met her, I met her man.
I don't know if they're still together, but I did meet whoever she's getting piped back.
Oh, wait, wait, was that the one that came to the store one time?
And they did a podcast?
Right, but not Lila.
Not the one who resembles Tanna.
Oh, no.
That's not the one that got kicked out of the Team 10 house.
That's Lila.
Yeah.
Right.
Blair White is a full-grown woman.
And she fucks with Trump and shit, so you probably hate her.
I didn't interview her about the Team 10 incident, et cetera.
No, no, no, no.
Blair.
I interviewed her as well, yeah.
Yeah, I feel like I've heard you talk about her.
My limited trans interviews.
I'm out here in the field.
I love it.
For the LGBT community.
Should I get you one of these Let the Humbies be Gay and P shirts?
I want this shirt to say something even gayer.
I wanted to say like, you know, nut on my face because I'm pro gay.
What?
Or like, I don't know.
I don't think that's the slogan.
But just something that really lets the world know, like I've fully.
with gay people so much.
That you want to commit.
That I would almost just sort of hand myself over to them for a good time.
You should on OnlyFaddle.
I love that we like tried to like start this like serious combo and it just drifted it to
I'm not being serious.
The moment Adam flipped it into protect your favorite trans rapper is when we just went
out the window.
You don't have favorite trans rappers?
I don't think I know any.
Who is there?
I don't know.
There's probably some trans rapper.
rapper out there definitely is i have some favorite gay rappers yeah yeah cakes the killer
okay what about that guy at leaf remember him
oh with the one he was supposed to be the new the new gay thing for a little while there
there's other gays we got other gays right yeah just all kinds of gays shut up mconin
i don't even know if he's like really on the sauce like that oh the sauce
light nut sauce yeah but i mean you know some people are like bye
But if you're like 90, 90% of girl, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're like 90% girls, like 5% guy, 5% other, then I mean like, how gay are you? How by are you?
What is other?
Like, I don't know, like.
Don't say it.
Stop an orange.
An orange.
Why does Yuri's Twitch have an emoji that is a orange dripping with cum? That's how he described it.
It probably looks like an orange with like orange juice dripping from it because Twitch has to approve each fucking.
fucking emo. And so if they see that it's inappropriate, he's going to get it.
They approved our double cup.
That's fine.
I don't even know if you can see like the pink in it.
But I mean, it is kind of like, that's like a stretch to think that Twitch would know that that's like even sort of a reference.
And they don't have some type of urban section at Twitch where they can like decipher things like that.
They're fucking stupid.
They need to get one guy out of the projects and just put him in an office and that he has to review every custom emoji.
I'll do it.
I think it would be great at the job.
So you wake up every day, there's an, there's an email of just all the different emotes.
And then you have to be like, nope, dead baby.
Nope.
A penis.
Speaking of, uh, nope, speaking of jobs.
Span,
speaking of jobs and offices, um, I got to offer to do, uh, some type of job offer.
I mean, no, I mean, I don't want to like count my eggs before they hatch, but just no, uh,
might end up being in the same office as, uh, as, as, uh, as, uh, as, uh, as, uh, uh, as, uh, uh,
one of our, one of our, uh, no jumper fucking fallen soldiers.
No, no.
Like no jumper enemies now, I guess.
Academics?
Speaking of academics, hold on.
Are you going to join?
Are you going to go work at Complex?
He's going to work at CN.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaking of academics, let me just go ahead and address this.
He addressed you, a little house cat, yeah.
So he tried to do the whole, he didn't know my name thing or whatever and tried to be like,
oh, if you got the DMs, fucking post him.
it's not even about any of that
I do have the DMs and I do have the text messages
but
I was just trying to make the point of like he kept
trying to come at my nigga Adam and his girl
which Adam wasn't even trying to defend his own girl
but I'm like if you
you're gonna keep saying something about the hummies
girl almost at the humby's bitch sorry
if you're gonna keep saying something about the homies girl
but your girl is out here
in other niggas DMs too so calm it down
but he doesn't claim her anymore right
no but it was just funny because he tried to
he sat there and he agreed and acknowledged it and then just try to like move on i should have
just academics to fuck out of him and just yelled at him but it's just it's not even that big of a deal
i mean i'm just saying he's a chipmunk fake supreme wearing as weak as hanny alcoholic
just bitch ass naked as yelling in the screen thinking that he's hard and he he kept saying
the bosses are talking you're a worker bosses are talking obviously you're not even a boss of your
own shit. You got fucking kicked off of
Twitch and you got suspended from
Complex. So you're talking about being a boss
but you can't even hold down your only two jobs
by yourself. I did not know
this was going to happen. Wow.
I mean that's just how I feel though. I'm just saying
if you're going to keep that energy
he said he said in one of the streams
afterwards that if he was in person with you
he would have not kept that same energy
that he wouldn't have been as intense.
Really? He said that.
That's lame. That's interesting.
How upset would he be if he saw these DMs?
I mean, it wasn't even like nothing crazy.
I'm just saying that I wasn't insinuating she was like, oh, hey, Poppy, I'm trying to suck your dick.
She ain't say nothing crazy like that.
I'm just saying she was in my DMs, bro.
If you had that in the DMs, that would be a fucking game changer.
I mean, yeah, obviously.
But I'm just saying, bro, don't be trying to throw other people's girls under the bus.
You play basketball?
You got six friends?
Come on over.
Come on over.
That's not her.
That was a different girl.
I'm just saying like, if you're going to be handed six nine condoms and watching him fuck your bitch in front of you, like you don't have no room to be.
talking shit about niggas.
Get the name right, bro.
It's a little house phone,
not a little house cat,
you little bitch-ass.
Put it in the music,
bro.
You need to just drive.
Oh, no.
It's already recorded.
Do it with Tracy.
I text him.
I texted him.
He didn't text me back.
I was like,
I was like,
you know, we're going to go in on him.
This going to be like the G-U
and the J-Rul days, bro.
We're going to just go back and forth.
You and Tracy's doing a back-to-back verse
and you rapping normal?
He's auto-tune?
Me, Tracy, and Freddie Gibbs
collab.
Oh, my God.
I love it.
And me kill.
Throw me in it.
Meek to the intro.
Nikki to the intro.
You meek,
I've got this little Tracy collab.
I'm trying to get you on.
I love it.
That's a song I would want to hear.
That's the song.
I think everybody would want to hear.
Yeah.
That would be a whole movie.
I wish rap was like it was back in the day.
Back in the day,
real hip-hop, everybody just get together.
He just trying to like fake son me.
And it's like, bro, like,
I would watch.
your videos that don't mean I'm a fan
of you I don't respect you in
any aspect at all I think you
a bitch-ass nigga but it's just funny
seeing you get so amped up
and yelling and acting like you
son Adam and you sunned everybody
and like I'm academics like
nigga relax bro
nobody takes you serious
because I'm academic because I'm academic
I'm academics I was like whoa
chill out he called me a
stooge right
he did call you a stooge and you were like
stooge like stowg like a cigarette i'm like no stoog like the three stooges i thought you spelled stogie
oh no how are you a stogie i don't know i feel like it's a little bit more offensive than calling me a
stooge a sig you a sig you're a nothing but a sig i'm gonna smoke you man i'm gonna tell you that
i forgot all about the academics thing because i've been doing so many goddamn interviews since then and i feel
like at first people were kind of bummed that me and salina didn't talk about them but then
you didn't want that smoke
right they replaced the
the hate
the hate the wanting to see her
talk about academics they replaced that
with being excited to see her friend talk about slurping up
seven nuts
very very human thing you know
I think I want to make a go fund me to get academics
in real supreme so he can stop wearing fake
supreme and weird chat nigger box
logos has he ever responded to the fake
supreme thing which is basically just a
also if you're such a boss
if you're also if you're such a boss nigga
go get
fucking chosen a
fucking chair.
And don't have them
standing up for 14 hours.
We got chairs.
We sit down.
It was a crazy realization to realize
that like there were other people
there because whenever I see an academics on Twitch,
I never would have thought there was somebody else in the house.
I never would think that anybody would want to be around
academics wrong enough to fucking.
In the other room.
Just sit around and listen to him and drunk.
And then Chosen posted us.
He wanted, he was happy.
We talked about him.
I saw it at first.
I got to go look at it again and see what the comments are.
Chosen should just come over here.
I feel like if you offered a
a job he would come over to the side pretty quickly.
You know what's one hilarious thing
that happened in all that that I'd... Shut of academics, though.
I never acknowledged this.
What? What? Yeah. What is a shout
out? Like, you're really... You should just air hug him.
After that, what are you shouting your mouth before?
That was a surprise.
No. But a girl sent me, like, this girl
hit me up, like, trying to, like, expose academics or
whatever, and, like, she'd give me her phone number, like, hit me up.
Send me audio messages trying to talk about him and shit.
I'm like, I responded LOL and didn't respond after that,
but she sends me a video of him sleeping on a hotel bed.
Like she caught him like,
I don't know if he had just fucked and then he fell asleep or I assume he's got to be pretty tired, bro.
He's like fucking getting up to do that show like four in the morning and shit.
That's what was really confusing.
I think he doesn't sleep.
After he,
after he fucking.
Yeah,
when did he sleep in that?
Like that day.
Because I watched the.
We were up until, what, like four or five a.
He was still.
4 a.m.
Here.
So it must have been like 7, 8 a.m.
Yep.
When the fuck did you get up to go to everyday struggle?
He just doesn't sleep.
He just in there.
They do it at home now on like Zoom or something shit.
And I watch an episode after.
And I was like,
whoa,
he actually looks not as crazy
for someone who was just up on night.
But he was on Twitch all night.
And then he wakes up in the morning hops on live.
Then he does everyday struggle.
And then he's like back on Twitch.
And I just remember being like,
like did he sleep during this?
But this girl sent me a video of him sleeping.
It was really weird.
Because I'm not going to lie.
Like it was pretty funny.
Like,
I feel like seeing almost anybody's sleep
would be pretty funny.
And he really looked like a cartoon character, like sleeping with his mouth open and shit.
He was like sleeping on the bed in a weird angle and shit.
And, uh, I'm always so scared about that with hanging out random bitches and like just
them filming me.
That is what I thought too.
In that moment, I'm like, you're not really exposing him.
I knew.
I assume that he slept.
Yeah.
You extending me a video of him sleeping is very strange to me.
I think maybe she just kind of proved that she was with him, whatever.
I don't know.
That's, that's lame and that's weird.
I'm glad you didn't.
I got a rapper, homie.
who loves getting his nipples sucked, and I only know that because multiple girls have just said that to me.
It's not like I ever, like, wanted info on this dude or anything.
They just told me.
Oh, my God.
Dude, same.
And I'm just, like, both times I just thought, like, what the fuck are you telling me that for?
I don't want to know that.
Bro.
It's not even, like, an exposed thing.
Like, who the fuck cares?
I think it's kind of weird.
No, this girl told me something about your homie that he was, she was like, oh, like, I'm leaving the gym or whatever.
Like, he's like, oh, come over.
She's like, no, I'm going to go home and, like, shower and,
up first and he's like nah i like i like it a little stank come over at right after the gym sounds like a
brian pumper line what are you doing you masking up that's like i feel like i'm getting high you walk
7-11 like that all right cool no some some of them don't even let you do like handkerchiefs really
like you have to have a mask i've seen a guy in the grocery store like this oh yeah i don't have
before all the time i was like that counts i would not even own a mask if i knew i could do that
Facts.
Oh, man.
But, uh, I don't know that.
Girl, like, that's just so weird.
I mean, like, the girl trying to expose him.
Like, what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah.
Like, I also didn't need to know that this rapper nigga wanted to, like, smell your dirty booty after the gym.
But it's funny info, though.
You ever had a girl come through to chill with you?
And it was, like, obviously she just left the gym.
And that's, like, her excuse for not one on the fuck.
It's like, oh, I can't.
I stink.
Now, I remember one time I went on a hike with this girl.
I was, like, seeing this girl.
I was seeing this girl at a time.
is a good time for a girl to not be able to fuck too because I'm so sweaty from the hike I can't
sorry but then don't you go to the house and can't is there no showers there I mean she could but it's like
no yeah like we it's a good excuse no we went on the hike together we go back to her crib after and
and like she's like you know it's kissing on me and shit my yo let me take a shower first and she's just
like no I want to suck your sweaty dick and just pulled it out start sucking it wow
she should watch the the Cardi B Instagram PSA about pH balances and vaginas
Really?
You guys didn't watch it?
No.
She's like a sex educator now?
No, she was just promoting WAP, but she was telling girls to make guys take showers and not suck disgusting, sweaty dicks.
Right.
My girl told me that if, uh, that I can't shove my fingers in her mouth if I haven't recently washed my hands.
Yeah, 100%.
The little rule we got.
Not strict, you know, I'm not really feeling that, but.
You ever went to like stick your finger?
Ew.
You ever went to stick your finger in a booty hole and then like, it was just, you could smell it on.
there after i have stuck my finger in booty holes multiple times and felt an actual turd in there
and then poking the turd and sort of like putting a little indents in the turd and like thinking
about like wow like i'm touching a tur this is crazy why am i doing this i'm really in there i thought
you were trying to pull it out oh my god imagine you pull it out like it somehow like wraps around
your finger this girl got super fucked up bodily fucking shit going on no yeah finger in a butthole like
in my old age seems so much more crazy like
Or a random ballhole.
Because I've been in a relationship so long.
So that it's like every time we ever did anal or I put my finger in her butt,
I was just go watch my hands take a shower or whatever after.
But like I was in the streets doing this shit, you know?
He was in the nightclub with your finger in a booty
and then you're just pouring drinks with it right after.
Like it ain't none.
Yeah.
Somebody.
Was that you that told me the story about the, like,
the girl taking the guy's finger putting it in her asshole and then licking it at the bar?
Is that you?
I don't know
somebody told me this story
I feel like I might have like
had girls do that to me in my life
I think that happened to this
the one homie I don't want to say his name
I mean I wouldn't put it past like I just
wouldn't put it past a lot of people in all my years
of just going to the bar and just getting
insanely drunk and then just hooking up
with girls who are also that drunk it was just like
you know what's funny
unlimited fucking weird things just occurred man
you know it's funny I always hear like the younger
like SoundCloud generation of rappers like
they like they always like make fun of like
Oh, like, we drink lean, y'all niggas to go to the bar, shit like that.
And I'm like, going to the bar was fun.
You will get so much more ass going to the bar than sitting at home drinking lean and falling asleep for 16 hours.
I swear to God.
I hear it like, I hear that on like the plug-type beats all the time.
But that is what it's all about.
I'm drinking a beer.
That's another version of being a rapper is like, no.
No girls.
20 homies.
Off the lean.
Off the lean.
Smoking Bluntz.
That's a different rap fantasy.
Falling asleep.
When the homie falls asleep,
pour a whole bottle of water on his face.
So no one can relax ever.
We all sit around drinking something
that makes you fall asleep
and then if you do fall asleep,
we drench you in water.
And then we eat Benny Habachi.
Yes.
And Rock V-Lone every day.
Every day.
Every God.
Every day.
At Chrome Hearts.
Day.
Did I tell you guys about how
like these girls invited me to this hookabar
and I thought it was going to be like chill
and it was like a fucking club?
And it was like literally, bro, it was literally a hundred niggas with chrome,
with the same chrome hearts are known.
Shut the fuck on.
I swear to God, bro.
Swear to God.
Yo, the word travels too fast.
Like there is no, you cannot fuck with any big brand because it is just over as soon as
you see some random fucking dude at the hookabar rocking it.
It's over.
No, random five dudes at the hookabar.
You see more than what is, oh, I'll take my chrome hearts had to throw in the trash if I saw that.
I just found this video of me, me and Blasey at Capp's tattoo shop.
I was rocking a Chrome Hearts trucker in 2019, bro.
Right.
You were?
January 2019.
How'd you even get it?
From Blasey.
He had that like the fuck one.
I think he got from like wasteland.
He had like multiple ones.
Is it fucked up that when I saw the guy in the Drake video with the Chrome Hearts tooth?
It made me like I thought of Chrome Hearts before I thought of Christianity.
And realistically Christianity is something I've known about for like approximately 10 million times as long as I've known about Chrome Hearts.
You saw Drake had, you saw Drake had the Chrome Heart's.
Jersey right yeah you you imagine him like putting a little call like yo I need the custom
like Chrome Hearts athletic wear for this video it's a big look it's in the Nike
headquarters but we still rocking Colm Hearts that is the dedication to the brand
that he has not even shown this level of dedication to his own brand like I didn't see
an owl in that video bro not at all I saw Nike and Chrome hurts how do you think
Drake feels about the fact that the girl who slurped up the seven nuts has the
OVO fucking owl on her ass that's cheek
Is it supposed to be the OVOI?
It is the logo.
It is like about this fucking big.
She poured her ass out?
No,
I've seen it on Instagram.
You should have had her pull it out right here.
And so I text Selena and I say,
and I know Drake's watching this right now because I know he's probably thinking about her right now.
I know Drake's watching.
Chubbs is watching.
Shut up to Chubs.
Shut up to Chubs.
Chubs is about to clip this for the gram.
Hesh put me on the Chubs.
I wasn't not aware of like the seriousness of Chubs.
Yo.
and Drake was mad early on hate in detail,
who now apparently is a serial sex criminalist.
Drake and Chubbs beat his ass fucking back in the day
before anything like this happened.
What song was Detail on?
I forget.
He produced some shit.
They tried to make him like an exclusive OVO producer,
and then he was capping so they beat his ass.
That's like the version that he put out there.
I don't know what the real version is.
He capped so they beat him up.
He said no, so they beat his ass because Drake is Tony Soprano.
No, and then the pictures that came out afterwards are crazy too.
Of his face all, like, be done and shit.
He probably fell.
He probably fell.
Allegedly.
But yo, so I text Selena and I said,
yo, why does that girl have that tattoo on her ass?
Because she was talking about like some rapper who like flew her out and like she didn't have his logo tattooed her ass and he was mad and shit.
And I started to think.
I'm like, did she get that because she was hanging out of Drake?
So I asked Selena.
I'm like, why does she have that on her ass?
And Selena goes, she thinks it's more likely that Drake will fuck her because of that.
So like she
This is what we know about this girl
Is that she was down to take seven nuts
From seven fucking super human-sized humans
On the Suns
I don't know who they are
I just know that these are some tall
Like you ever see like an NBA dude in the club
And you're just like holy shit
Like these dudes are so fucking big
In real life
I'm actually having seven dudes
Around you like that
With their thangs out
This is a whole different level bro
I hope that she was in a closet or something
But anyway
Wait wait and then it was funny
You would think Drake is down to get some top of her just because she got that logo on her ass?
I mean, that's probably regular.
That's mids to him, right?
Would you fuck some bitch that just because she had a no jumper, like,
tattoo?
If I was still in the screets like I used to be, yeah.
Well, if she got your portrait.
Oh, man.
I would wear, I would wear eight commons.
I would not trust this bitch.
If she had a portrait me, like, what the fuck is going on me?
If she had a no jumper tattoo, I wouldn't trust her either.
Nah, that's lit.
It's a guy with no jimber on his face.
Oh, I know, huh?
I know.
Well, I couldn't have been a girl.
Why couldn't that have been a girl with a fat ass who had the no jumper tattoo?
You think Drake fuck the girl that has Drake tattooed on her forehead?
No.
I want to see a 2020 picture of her.
How is she doing?
Definitely.
Hey, that would be.
I got to hit that.
Hey, because that's showing you right there.
She's down for you.
That's real, babe.
Fly her out to the Nike headquarters.
How did you guys feel about that song?
You think you smashed chair girl?
Chair girl?
Oh, God.
The girl who threw this.
Probably not.
girl the video but that might have been why she was there um probably not but there was like 50 other girls
yeah but she's you know drake this chair girl yeah it's chair girl they knew she share girl before or no
they didn't they didn't know that's why they they took her out only drake would re-edit the entire
video take it down lose like the five million views that it gets in that first 24 hours and then put it
back up again just to take this one bitch out of it because realistically that makes him look like a
bad Canadian by supporting her when she did like something that's unquestionably fucked up a lot of backlash from
the Torontoians but he could have just acted like whatever like yeah yeah the video's already out took
those things only Drake could do that because only Drake could get the same amount of views back
and because think about Drake's YouTube presence I mean he has songs that have a billion plays
so like realistically he realized this is a lucy this is going to get 20 million plays who is this is
shit this is nothing this is nothing to me you're not taking out Tokyo goon
because you don't fuck with some girl in the background, right?
Fuck that views.
I'm not sure to lose none of my views.
That million is, we need that million.
Gotta keep that extra million.
Sorry about shit.
I fuck with the song.
Why King Bonn have like seven bars?
What do you mean?
I mean, his verse was like unbelievably short.
I would have liked to hear a little more from him.
He only showed up for like a tiny little.
You said King Vaughn?
Oh, did I say King Vaugh?
Sorry, they are.
I thought King Vaughan was on Tokyo Goons for a second.
Sometimes my brain takes two guys from the same set and then just morph them together.
Morfs them together.
They're shooting together.
That would be a super savage that they morphed together into one person.
That would be very scary.
Dude, I've been watching too many like trap geek.
I just watched the last trap geek one.
God damn.
I was just watching the one about FBG Duck.
Yep, I watched that way.
Yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying.
Dude, that flyer that they had out in like Chicago was insane.
He really sets the scene of how crazy that fucking scene was when Doug got killed and how unlikely.
it is for somebody to get capped around there.
Have you been over there?
Like Michigan Avenue?
Yeah.
It's so nice and like it's like the last place you would expect somebody to get shot up like that.
Especially when he made the analogy to like rodeo drive and shit.
I don't.
Yeah, I don't really see anyone getting fucking their head blown off.
Yeah, but then remember young dog got shot on fucking on Hollywood Boulevard.
You know, hotel though.
No, not.
It's kind of crazy.
No, but he was in the, the nicer part?
Was it in the lobby or was it in the front?
It was in the front because remember like he got shot and he like was, he was like in
friend of like the shoe palace down there it's like shoe pal out like you know where like the
mall shoe palace the fucking the train station the one hotel oh yeah whatever i don't know what it's called
but it's right there speaking at king vaugh him and asian doll are no more and i for one i'm kind of
sad i didn't know it was that together i thought she haven't been together for a little while or no
i think it's only a couple days oh oh a couple days she allegedly caught him cheating how do you know
all this there's other smaller YouTubers who make videos about these things slash
was on the
Instagram sites and such.
I can actually
point a source
pull it up.
Oh, I just saw your code now.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One two, one, two.
I don't even know why I have it.
I was screenshot some shit earlier
from it because
yeah, this is like a King Vaughn
Instagram story post.
At least I ain't get played by a bad bitch.
I'll be I with a girl sleeping in his bed.
There you go.
So he's out here.
Do you see her response though?
I seen her.
She took to Twitter and she wrote
end word laid up with a all caps prostitute thinking he raw laughing emoji times three
N word going out sad no cap thank God praying hands emoji now I can be left alone
and then also at the same time King Vaughn tweets the streets is Colin meaning like
he's go be a hoe no I think he means that he's
back in the streets.
Oh, okay.
It could be deciphered either way.
Maybe it's a double entendre.
If you're King Vaughn, everything comes back to the streets, right?
Yeah.
That sounds very scary.
If you're King Vaughn, everything is cryptic.
Maybe she don't want to keep playing with that.
You think she's scared?
I don't think she's scared.
No.
I think Asian doll got her own hitters, man.
She's not worried about that.
Asian doll, I've never seen that scared.
I've never seen like the girly scared side of Asian doll.
I only seen the Asian doll is ready for the shit.
She wouldn't have posted that.
Asian doll, I did an interview with Asian doll at Rolling Loud and she was on Ecstasy and she just fully told me and didn't give a fuck. She thought it was awesome. She didn't seem like she was on Ex-Seasy. She was up when I think about it. I mean, listen, like if I did an interview on ICSI, everyone would know. She didn't seem that far off from her normal self. So she might have took like a little half, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You take the other half after the interview. Get really booted up. I mean, she like chose to do the interview on a.
So it's not like she like found out afterwards like or it's not that she like knew she had to do an interview and took it. She like I went up to her not knowing she was on her instead of you want to do an interview and she said yes. What? Say it. If cam girl was on next to see you try to do an interview you everyone. Everyone. It's funny because you'd be like who is this? It's funny because it might when I when I played at a hard summer I did I did I did all like my press stuff all my set stuff everything important and then we just turned up and the moment I did we went back to the trailer. I threw it. I
I threw up.
You threw up.
I threw up and we turned up.
Really?
It was fun.
We turned up.
I fucking.
Damn,
that,
that,
the anniversary of that was like the other day.
I know.
I was supposed to play this year too.
I don't,
I would be,
I'm too petrified of the idea of like doing drugs in public,
especially.
Like,
I haven't done drugs in years,
but if I was,
if I was going to take,
see,
I'm way too worried that I'm going to see somebody in the music industry and
they're going to see me looking like a fucking psychopath.
So I would.
But that's why you go to your trailer and go to be lit in the trailer.
And you have to have sunglasses.
The trailer.
My eyes get kind of crazy.
I would socialize.
If it was me.
Also, if you're out of fucking festival, fuck it.
Who cares?
And we were like seeing fans and shit.
That was fun.
Who could you see King Vaughn dating next?
I'm not going to say.
Katie got bands.
Nah.
Different generations.
Dage Loved.
Do you think that'd be a flexer hand?
Coilera.
Only because, only because, uh,
you guys remember like that, okay, I'm not going to call a fake, allegedly weird relationship
with Dirk and Dage Loaf.
they lozanned it
I always thought that was so fucking weird
you think that was fake
they lozanne the situation for sure
how did de jelof not blow up
that's something I'll never really understand
what is our definition to blow up
because she blew up with that song
yeah one song
but then she kind of like fizzled out
into security but it's like she had like a good two
year run like
and then she had the other song back up off me back up on
I feel like she's
beautiful charming
great unique voice
talented. Super talented. It doesn't really like, and I'll admit that I'm like super not familiar with her
like more recent work, but it just doesn't like make sense to me that she's not like a bigger
part of the conversation, especially with there being such a tick and women rapping and how
popular they are. Isn't she like an obvious person to inherit some of that goodwill that seems like?
I think she did her thing. She made her money. She had some really good songs. I think she's,
I think she's probably content with her career where she, where she, where she was. I know that I know she was.
Maybe she is.
Maybe she's doing better than I perceive.
Some producer I was talking to, I think, like, six months ago or something,
they were saying that she was working with her
and that they were trying to get her back into the music fold.
I wonder if she's focused.
She might be in the street.
Because, like, when I was interviewing Coil-Leray the other day,
which has still yet to drop,
it was just super obvious that, like,
her whole thing with the label and stuff is that, like,
she works with writers and that they realize that she's, like,
literally probably just one big hit song away.
from being like a huge fucking star
like the way you know like
I mean
well I don't know
would you say that about Megan
did Megan have that one big fucking song
that like sort of
I feel like it wasn't even a
yeah Savage was big but she was huge before that
I feel like Meg was bigger than any one
particular song to be honest but
I feel like Coiloree is somebody who seems like a total
fucking star to me
she just needs to have like that one fucking song
that is gigantic
but that would go like number one and shit like that
yeah and I feel like she knows that
And she's working towards that.
But isn't that the case with so many people?
That is a case with a lot of people.
Because we know a lot of people that are cool as fuck, look cool as shit.
They have a lot of relationships, et cetera.
They seem like they'd be a massive, if they had one fucking huge hit,
they would be, every single person would be talking about.
You know who she should work with?
Uh, it's Sighi the Prince, just like Travis Scott.
Right.
There you go.
I don't understand why people are so surprised that.
People work with fucking writers.
Yeah.
Like, what, like, what did they think was happening?
Yeah.
I think they have this crazy expectation for people, for rappers.
That you're like Russ and you have to be Russ and or J. Cole and produce, engineer, right.
And like, fucking master all your, most people aren't doing, 99% of artists are not doing that.
Especially on that level where you're literally just trying to curate hits.
That's all you're doing.
But see, the thing with Travis Scott is, he is very hands on.
And I feel like, you know, he is the one that's like the mastermind puppet behind the songs.
Like he's like I'm gonna get fucking Mike Dean to do this production.
I'm gonna get Kanye to do these drums.
I'm gonna get this Drake feature.
I'm gonna get Nav on this random song.
We don't really need him.
Like you know like.
What?
Nah, shout out to NAF.
I need to be around NAV.
Honestly,
I feel like NAV's music really have more substance when it first came out.
Dude, I used to love NAV music.
His shit was fire.
Before he revealed his face, like 10 toes down.
and when he was working with a Metro Boomin.
Did he do a face reveal for a while?
I didn't know that.
Nobody knew what Nat looked like
until the song with him and Travis Scott came out.
Bebebeb's in the trap.
That's so weird because the weekend did the same thing.
Exactly.
I didn't even know that about,
I'm so not really.
I wasn't like mega early on Nav.
I'm going to be real.
Because he was saying the N-word in songs
of people thought he was black.
I know.
I don't even know.
But I think I remember it impressive.
But the people also thought he was post-belown.
Like Nav doing that to me just says a lot.
about where now is coming from he was such a valid street dude that he didn't even
nobody was going to question him like of course he says it before and i'm gonna
have of course he says that n-word he's nab i mean that's gonna ask nav he definitely
still says it in his real life do you want to die if because if you ask nav about saying
that word you might die so that's why nobody until he got mega famous and the twitter mobs could
jump on him for it do you know about it never even crossed his mind that he couldn't say that
do you know about rexdale where he's from in ternand not that
in Toronto is lit.
Watch a trap geek video or two.
I think I know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The city is lit.
We end up talking about it.
It's from the Rex.
He's good at picking the topics that we end up talking about.
Is he really from the Rex?
Is he really from the trap?
Is he really living all the things that he says in his raps?
If you listen to Nav long enough?
Because it's like.
Nav is hard.
That deluxe is a mind-blowing experiment in basically
rapping the same flow approximately for like 30 fucking songs in a row.
With the same voice inflection in auto tune settings.
If you really like pet, give Nav your full attention listening to that shit, it will
send your mind into a state that I can't even put into words.
Like, it's like, are you dissing him or are you complimenting?
Yeah, I can't tell.
Honestly, I don't know either.
Like he just, it just puts you in like a trans.
Like, let me tell you something.
Like, one time this girl, I know, I was like Tonga d'Orang, and she was just, she's like
a porn girl.
And she was just like, yeah, I've been like kicking it with Nav and belly.
and she and this was like a couple years ago and i'm just like really i'm like you fucking them and
shit and she's like yeah they're mad cool and i was just like damn this other porn star girl i know
told me the same thing like think about what she's seen she was talking about how she loved
belly so much and how like a down-the-earth guy i don't know if belly's in a relationship or anything
isn't that the worst when you like a girl and then you realize that she's just like hanging out
some rappers house just sucking cock just gobbling up dick see but i don't know i don't know if these
girls be lying to me or they really just be, you know, just how it is. But some, some of the girls
be just like, oh, no, I wasn't even fucking on them. Like, they were, I was just hanging out. They were
cool. It might have been the truth, but she was making a scene like she hung out with them all
the time. And I'm like, you were probably fucking one of them. Yeah, like, could you imagine them
just continuing to invite a girl over if she's not fucking like, what, what is she doing? I mean,
maybe she's ugly. Maybe they didn't want to. Or maybe she's just like, maybe there's enough girls
around that nobody's even really
noticed this one over here and they're not really
thinking about her. They didn't even notice her. I mean
that's hard for me to believe. They can just be
cool and they just, you know, not everything is about
fucking the bitches, you know? Maybe they're that
cool. Maybe they are that
cool. Yeah.
We're like forgetting the kittens here.
Not everything has to be about
like the girl being a fucking
thought groupie and we're going to fucking run
a train on her or something, you know? Right.
They can exist. They can exist.
Some girls are just cool as fuck and you like
just want I would have much rather hang out whatever I would much rather like have like one girl that I'm fucking and then like you know a couple of the home girls around then kicking it with a bunch of dudes I'm gonna be honest no I mean I want every day in my life to be like the FBG duck slide video just me and 20 of the homies a couple big lights pop park we out sweating guns sweating all I'd be duck um yeah what was they were getting
disrespect i mean the whole chicago like scene of like rappers dissing each other and shit it's like
it's all it's been disrespectful from day one so like i'm not surprised but it's just like but
it's 2020 i kind of forgot that they were really on that still it's crazy because i have never hated
anybody i don't think as much as they hate each other well also like they're they not you don't
have someone who like killed your cousin right and then you killed their best friend and
get back at them killing your cousin.
Picture that.
Picture there with someone, let's just experiment.
Say someone killed a couple of my friends and, you know, my mom.
And then they become a famous rapper.
Not saying the dog did this or anything, but like just for example, think about what you
would feel like towards that person.
Like I don't know.
How do you even fucking sleep at night?
You have to like, I don't know.
And then think about it like this.
Think about all the rappers that are from the other side.
because like all the rappers from the chief keef little reese little dirkside they all became mega
fucking famous they all became legends all their music was like spread around and they were like
the face of chicago they were literally the face of chicago in general and chicago rap and what was wrong
with it and all that imagine being their ops and you also are rapping but you're not getting nearly as
many of views and you
fucking are like, you know,
like, Duck was like the closest one.
Duck was not shy about talking to shit.
Oh no, that's what I'm saying.
He was putting out disc songs like two weeks
before you got to go. I also didn't realize that
until the other day. And then the sad
part is it's like now it's
just retaliation for this murder and then
they retaliate for this murder. So it just
I don't see the end.
It's like, it seems like the craziest thing
you could ever imagine to like
have someone get killed and then
to be like laughing at it on your Instagram
story but like going to the spot yeah like I don't think that these dudes are crazy I think that's just
actually that's how this is this is how they feel it would be like if fucking Hitler got killed
people would laugh think about what your tweet might be like finally L.O.L yeah hitler's 10 to them
I mean it's probably like indistinguishable I don't even probably haven't even thought about
Hitler that much probably haven't even like really hated on Hitler in their own personal lives
they've just mostly hated on the ops.
I don't know man
shit it's a dangerous game
it's so like detrimental to the black
community and like these young black men
just like continuing to push the same cycle
I saw this video of King Vaughn
with this little kid and the little kid
had like a like a water gun
and he kept saying like he kept telling him
to say fuck
you know
fuck the other side like put the gun to like the camera
or whatever and it was just like
damn you just like kind of push
him to do the same thing like you guys.
When you look at the map and see how fucking close
they are, it's like, six minutes away.
Three minutes, I think.
It's like you're from literally the same place.
Just around the corner, like a different street.
Dude, when we fucking went to Chicago for a Lyrical Iminate thing.
Do we stay in there?
We stayed in such a shitty area.
The Uber drivers were like warning us.
Like, why are you staying over here?
Like, fucking, like, we were like looking it up and stuff.
It was like one of the highest murder rates in the fucking city.
We're like, what the fuck are we doing here?
And then one night there was the guy waiting outside for me.
Outside of the area of your Airbnb.
Fucking random as dude wanted to get a photo at night.
And he acted a little piss off when I was like, nah, bro.
Like, I'm staying here.
I'm out.
I'm like walking away mad fast.
Hell no, you should have took the picture real quick.
Oh, yeah.
Well, also shout to Cam, what is it, cuff mom.
Cuff mom.
Who was staying underneath us.
So I guess what's that dangerous.
Literally the same apartment building, like a YouTuber.
It was like the,
The sway house.
Yo, what?
No, it was a hype house.
Were you having like after parties and people coming over?
Okay, inside wasn't bad, okay?
No, it was super nice inside, but then you walk outside and it looks like you're in a wrap video.
Yeah, it was not that bad.
It was not that good.
But there was like nobody on the block and stuff.
It just looked like.
Yeah, because niggas are inside because niggas are getting shot over there.
Exactly.
Like, it would just not be a place where nobody hangs out on their fucking block anymore anyway.
I mean, I don't know about that.
Not that often.
I mean, in Chicago, like just standing outside on the block.
that like normal out there because like in new york it kind of is like here it is too i was uh
watching all these ron suno skits and he had one there he's like he's like he's like i'm gonna
honest with you sometimes like i'll be downstairs i'll be standing outside with y'all and i'll
say that i'm going outside i'll be back in 10 minutes but really i'll be gone mad long he's like
i'll eat i'll take a shower out of my sleep or something i might not come back at all and like
i'm like laughing my ass off without thinking also but the fact that like most people there's
not like a culture of standing outside of your fucking house just on the block but in new york
for a lot of people that's just a pretty normal thing at night you just stand around outside and
just chill with everybody i miss that i don't not an option on my uh i don't my own on your block
yeah i mean you could just like congregate with like the mom the moms that are like they have a
walk club we have a gate like one of my prerequisites when we buy our house is like we're going to
have a giant metal gate outside the house so that nobody will be able to get anywhere near us.
It's like the complete opposite of the mentality of just being outside on the block.
But New York is like that.
Yeah, that's a fact.
It's kind of weird.
Yeah.
Imagine being, okay, imagine being that guy.
You're like, you know, you met some girl on MySpace or like, you know, you fucking,
she lives on the other side of town.
You go to school with her and you're like walking through the neighborhood going to her house.
And there's like, fucking 20 niggas.
It's 20 niggas sitting in front of the day.
And you're like, I'm like, hey guys.
How you doing?
Dude, I remember one time.
Nice to see you.
I remember one time.
Adam.
Adam.
You shake like 20 hands.
Dude, I remember this one time I was, I used to go to this, like, anger management shit.
Like, after I fucking got, like, I was on like house arrest and shit.
And a part of the house arrest is I had to do community service.
I had to do anger management, blah, blah, blah, all the shit, right?
And the place I was going to was on like Avalon and like 118.
there's some shit like it was deep over there right right and I remember I had like a I had a
diamond DGK collab t-shirt no you know you can't keep that well like oh it's a t-shirt
it was a t-shirt right the diamond right diamond diamond the brand I thought you're
talking about and like my shirt was blue my shirt was blue and red I thought I was fine right
I had like army I had army fatigue like cargo shorts on blue vans and I had a blue Dodgers fitted
and I remember yeah like but
But the shirt was blue and red, so I thought it was okay.
Nigger, I must have been skating past his group of Nick.
It wasn't even a group.
It was one nigga, one older blood, nigga.
And I was skating by, and I had my headphones in.
So I'm like not hearing him.
This nigga literally smacks my hat off as I'm skating by.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
And he's like some big old ass.
And I was like 15 at the time, bro.
Like I was like on house arrest.
And yeah, he just pressed the fuck out of me.
And was like, don't be wearing that blue shit.
That flu shit over here.
What the fuck?
He was on my head, yeah.
That's great.
There was nothing I could do.
He would have beat the fuck out of me.
I was literally 16.
Is that why you resorted to the green now?
Green seems to be your color.
People don't ban colors like that anymore that much, right?
Not really, but if you go to a neighborhood rocking some shit.
Yeah.
And like the thing too is like I wear a lot of hats, bro.
If you get caught in the wrong area with the wrong hat at the wrong time in the wrong car or whatever,
I don't think you're down there.
Where?
What he's talking about.
No.
Yeah.
Because you were saying, I don't think people.
in colors like that. I'm like, I think you're fine in your neighborhood.
In my neighborhood, you can wear a red hat.
This is good.
In my living room, red hat is fine.
The cat might sleep on it if you put it down on the ground or something.
Honestly, that's worse than having a gangbaker slap it off your head is having a cat
sleep on it.
That happens to me.
It's very fuzzy.
Take my hat off, put it down.
Cat on it.
Completely destroys the shape of it.
The worst is like when you put anything black down.
And a white cat?
Yeah.
I can't even.
If I had a black cat, it would be.
so convenient because like 90% of what I wear is black.
Why do I have a white cat?
Throw it away.
I don't know what.
So I have a black.
Let them free.
I have a like a tabby black gray cat and then I have one that's like,
has white right here and then like brown.
I don't know what it is about the black cat.
She doesn't shed.
And then the fucking white cat just sheds everywhere.
Right.
You know what's one crazy thing that I read is that black cat adoption rates are
fucking low.
Because black cats are not like Instagramable.
Like this is because.
become like a new thing because black cats are not seen as desirable but it's also the
superstition oh that makes nice too yeah i think black cats are so cute i think they're cute too but i
can totally understand why people don't think they're as good photo wise and stuff because like my cat
being white i think that's a big part of why it's why he's so funny is because it's like you can just
clearly like see all the emotion in his face and when their face so basically you're saying people
of darker pigment you can't see their emotions more cats but more like the the the the
animation like I don't know something about a fact that you can see his emotions so you can't see
darker pigments basically and you and they have no reaction and that's probably the same way that the cop feel when they shoot in a
i don't see color my friend oh god that's even worse remember michael scott is chever wearing a chrome hearts
i am colorblind i hope so i thought on the back and said chrome hearts on some shit chrome hearts collab we should just
make that and drop that just to get the cease and desist, just to get some hype beast.
Just to get on Hype Beast.
This company, boom.
This company had like, marketing.
Chrome farts.
Chrome farts, like, release.
Tell me why I've thought that if I had a million times and never had it in me to actually
say chrome farts.
And like, instead of like the orange Levi jeans, there was like orange sweats with like the same
crosses on them and they got the cease and desist.
Wow.
So they were going to say, apparently they beat it though.
That's what, fashionemics.
That's what it said.
So they own the cross.
like the double cross stitching and shit.
Wait until I tell them about the Vatican.
They got all kinds of crosses over there.
They could have all kinds of lawsuits.
It's like they're going to see since this is the pope.
Yes.
I think so.
Wait a way.
It's like a certain type of cross.
It's not just like a cross.
Right.
It has to be like a certain style to the cross.
Celtic cross.
No, the, the,
the horseshoe.
The horseshoe.
Yeah.
That you can't steal, right?
The horseshoe with the old English font.
I need all, just like a V-Lonev guy swam up in my DMs,
I'm going to need.
need a Chrome Heart got to hit me up because I really hope they don't imagine I you know you can go to the
store and buy it right they have a store they have a store here in Vegas you think it's still open
probably yeah I'm pretty sure my home girl just went like two days ago you think it got robbed during the
riots or you think people respected it too much it might be too far down on Melrose and then I also
think they might have just like gated it up like like any smart company I mean their main thing they
sell is these like big ornamented metal things I just imagine the entire
front of the store being like a metal
fortress that nobody could penetrate
you throw a fucking firebom
at it doesn't matter it's just metal
maybe the metal
would melt eventually but probably not
that's what that pitch of the chrome house of the chrome castle
it's probably not it's probably just like a regular ass black
store like mine used to be
yeah no it's pretty huge though
and also they're I shouldn't be
revealing this but their their warehouse
is also on Melrose and it's huge
imagine having a warehouse on Melrose
wow you went to the warehouse
No, but I just know that it's on.
We should go stand outside.
We should just go.
With the picket?
We should just go.
We should just go.
This shit sucks.
We should just go sleep in front of the Chromeheart store until we see Richard Stark and he gives us free clothes.
When are we going to talk about the fact that Kim is now a fucking V-loan industry plant?
She is owned by V-lone now.
I'm owned?
Yes.
No one owns me.
Yes.
Why am I owned by V-Lone?
Because her boyfriend has been contracted by V-Lone.
V-loan. He's in business. I'm not going to reveal too much. But if you want some designs from him,
the price is you might get a hard note. You might say, nah, man, like my contract bar,
he's talking. I honestly felt so betrayed by that. Hey, he called you. I know. I was just,
I was making a joke from the podcast. He told you. He's like, listen, Monty. I'm thinking about
signing this V-loan deal. I just, I don't want to lose our friendship. I don't know what a call from Blasey
like that would be like the thing that's funniest like even more funny than him even
designing for vloan is a fucking uh shout to no jumper meme page that made like a what is it you got
served battle oh i saw that it's so funny that he picked up on that without me even mentioning it yet on
the show what not because you because we were like we need more memes and that guy was like here we go
memes all right so so tell me does he have like unlimited v loan in his closet now does he have
the nav club no he does not have any vloan
yet. I want my brother's like. But he did do for people who are wondering what we're talking about.
He did he designed the juice world weekend smile, uh, artwork. He did that clown, that clown
graphic. Yeah, the one that he got clown for. He got clown for or why? Oh man, they were just,
they're going in on him. People didn't like it. No. I mean, people get kind of going on every
V-lone design. Okay. Especially like if it's of a posthumist release of someone that they loved and,
you know, whatever. Did Blasie have to summon his inner child that was scared to?
of clowns and like did he get attacked by a clown?
I think Barre is one who told him to do it.
Barre he's scared of clowns.
Maybe.
Barre is one who told him.
I think if he was scared of clowns, he wouldn't have put clowns on his shirt.
Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure Barre was one who told him to do it.
Maybe he wants to scare himself.
Am I looking at his own fucking clothes?
By putting the thing he's most scared of on his shirt.
But who knows how sick barry is.
I'm gonna ask for that shirt.
So we all hopefully all three of us can get it.
We can wear it together on this podcast.
I will also accept the phase of Elon collab.
Faye V-Lone?
When did that happen?
Whoops!
Just kidding.
Oh my God.
It actually might be a thing.
That actually might be a thing.
It might have already came out or it might be in the works.
Who deserves a bigger percentage on the Faze V-Lone club?
Like, who's doing who a favor?
I think Faze is doing them a favor for sure.
See, but I feel like...
I don't know.
They sell a lot of fucking shirts.
Imagine Fays Banks and Bari just squawting up for a flick.
That would be huge for race relations.
If we put them morph together as a client,
I would put that on a shirt.
What if the next no jumper shirt is half Barri's face,
half face,
panes his face.
Well,
barry and Keemstar.
Somebody should make the,
uh,
the F with the V and intertwined on the back.
Blasie?
I think you're giving too much too much.
No,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
not even allowed to discuss it.
I'm giving too much sauce away right now.
Yes,
exactly.
Holy shit.
We're like a fucking creative think tank.
We're like the new aug here,
huh?
We're like the new shark tank.
This is shark tank.
What's up.
We're giving all our ideas away.
For free.
To 7,000 people.
Shout to all 7,000 people.
Who probably don't even appreciate what we're giving them.
Someone said they collabed before.
Have they?
I saw Faze B alone exist.
Have we ever seen Nav and Faye's Banks in the same room together?
No, but I have seen Nav standing right next to Young Thug when Gunna gave him a Hawaiian bread with $10,000 next to it.
I think it was like $100,000.
Wait, Hawaiian.
I didn't even watch the clip.
Hawaiian bread?
Yeah, what I don't know.
Instead of like a cake, they had like a little piece of Hawaiian bread.
bread and then they put a candle on it and then he surrounded it with stacks of cash what makes it
it sweet and like it makes it soft does bimbo count no no i think it's literally called hawaiian bread
it's like king's hawaiian bread it's like i feel like i know what you mean but i'm also worried it's like
you don't know hawaiian bread in the orange packaging it's so good it's like sweet and like i don't know
light and fluffy it's sometimes when me and hesh would like go on like little skate trips or whatever
like and we'll go back to your house we'd go to that 7-11 and just get a slurpy and
and Hawaiian bread.
Because it's bread and it fills you up.
And it's like, you know.
I think I know what you mean.
Yeah, you do.
It's in orange packaging.
Oh, you really don't know.
I just,
I'm going to go use the bathroom.
It's really good.
I started thinking about bimbo and I got distracted.
Which is your bimbo is Mexican.
Yeah,
no.
I need a bimbo.
I need a bimbo right now.
Isn't bimbo such a funny name for a fucking piece of bread though?
It's always just really am.
No,
it's funny when they have like the big bimbo trucks passing by.
I'm like,
oh my God,
I'm passing by a fucking bimbo.
I'm pretty sure I've made
that joke to my girlfriend and probably like 15 other girls like,
probably.
Hey,
I got a couple more of you in that truck.
I hate you.
That's such a dad joke.
That's such a shitty dad joke that I just could not resist.
That's a good one.
Bimbo.
So you're not,
you're not pissed off.
Are you going to like try to network this connection into yourself getting some free
V-lone?
No.
I thought you were going to say free bimbo.
No.
Free V-loon.
Yeah, no, I want, I want the,
the smile.
You got to support the hubby, you know?
Not yet.
No.
Not hubby yet.
Metaphorically.
You know, you can call a girl wifey before you actually marry her, right?
That's wifey.
Yeah, but hubby, I feel like has a different ring.
Hubby.
Sounds stupid as fuck.
Like nobody should say that probably.
Does anyone actually say hubby?
No, I don't think so.
I think that's another one of your dad jokes.
I'm pretty sure I've heard my mom say hubby.
You know my mom's nickname growing up was
guz
because she would guzzle her baby bottle so much I guess
and then they started all calling her guz
her first day in kindergarten
this is a real story her first day in kindergarten
they're calling everybody's names right
and they start calling Ann
and she doesn't even know she didn't know
her own name I'm starting to feel like I'm making my mom sound stupid
my mom is quite smart
she literally didn't know that that was her name
because she had gotten so used to being called guz
guz oh that's cute did she raise her and say no call me gus
I think eventually they figured out that there was only one girl in the class who hadn't had to have your name called.
Hey.
I started getting emotional as soon as I talking about my mom.
It makes me feel all kind of.
Aw.
That's good.
I love mom.
At least you fucking have some type of.
Art.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's so weird like knowing you have like a family that you love and stuff.
Yeah.
When you called me a sociopath the other day, it really kind of-
Your mom wasn't happy?
No, she just watched this.
Yeah.
You're definitely a sociopath.
What does that mean to you?
Huh?
What does that mean to you?
It means like the definition of it, right?
Like when I watched a Jake Paul
fucking documentary,
I was like, wow, so many similar traits to Adam.
Yeah.
I think me and Lemna actually talked about it.
What traits, though?
Just like, I think I am lacking some empathy.
And yeah, definitely no empathy.
My brain's fraud.
Thinks about, like, you know,
how he's going to get to the next step.
And then, like, being successful,
and that's all he cares about.
And fuck everyone else is just me on the top.
And I'm stepping on everyone on the way.
Who am I stepping on?
how did I step on you?
I think I have gotten better at being more balanced at
you know feeling like I can have like a normal life outside of working
because for such a long time I felt like that was the only thing that I could focus on
was like trying to do things that would make me get to the next step that I was trying to get to
I feel like I'm starting to get to the point where I can actually like let my guard down and relax
about to have a whole kid and shit now.
And that's forcing me to be like, okay, I need to like open up my personality more.
This can't all be about making the most content and doing the most shit and whatever, you know.
You're bursting out of your sociopath bubble.
A little bit.
I mean, it's hard doing like seven interviews a week and fucking just still wanting to have a conversation with somebody that's not on camera.
I just get so fucking sick of talking.
Yeah.
That's how I feel that streamers too.
Like if you fucking sit on stream eight hours a day, like what do you?
You, like, I don't want to fucking talk after I set on stream for eight hours.
No.
And that can be weird for my girlfriend to, like, realize, like, oh, she didn't have anyone
to talk to all day or at least not me.
Meanwhile, I'm, like, spent.
I just want to not.
I never thought about that.
Especially if you're talking as a job and then you come home and you're kind of
supposed to talk to your significant other.
A lot of people, like, are talking to the significant other because they feel like they
haven't been heard.
Right.
I feel like too heard.
I want to not talk about myself.
I want to not talk about what I've been doing.
because I'm trying to get out of my own head sometimes.
Damn.
I don't know.
I never look at it like that from the other person's perspective.
Because I do that all the time and I'd be ignoring bitches and shit.
And that's why they don't, you know, it'll start off good because I'm just naturally kind of talkative.
And then I'll just get over it and just be like, I don't want to talk to.
One of the number one things you could do if you're a guy and you want a girl like you is to just take interest in her life and, like, be invested in what she has going on.
And like, that is a thing you will hear from girls so much is that they just feel like because no guy.
gives them that at all yeah yeah because guys when they talk to you they just like to talk about
themselves yeah i love to talk about myself that's how i know i don't like that guy if all he does
is talk about himself because i'm like i don't fucking care about you i feel like a lot of times i feel
lost because i don't know how to talk about myself without sounding like an asshole because everything
i talk about sounds like i'm just just describing some some rapper i talked to one time or some cool
thing i did or whatever it's sort of like it sounds like you're trying to flex everything right like because a lot
of people are like that like they have an inner monologue and if you get alone with them they'll
just start telling you everything that they have going on i have a lot going on i would feel like such a
prick if every time i'm in a room i just started talking about all the business shit that i have going on
and all these little deals or i just got paid this amount to do this brand deal for this company isn't
that great i don't want to talk about that it sounds crazy you know it's annoying the most annoying
thing i was out i think the other day and someone was just like uh i was at my homie's Airbnb and like
his homie was around and he was just like so like how's adam like how's adam like outside of blah
blah and i'm like nigger i don't know i don't talk to that nigga i see him i see him once a week when we
do this i don't know a group chat yeah but i'm just man like he just like he was already just
asking me just random as shit i wasn't trying to talk about and it was just like so how's adam
outside of like what the fuck do you want me to say like i'm out here adam's out here
just like what was i supposed to say in the streets i want to talk about
Talk about me going to the hood again this weekend.
You left way to the hood.
Oh my god, the fucking video.
Yeah, what happened?
I didn't even put it like I put the address into my phone.
Basically, YG hits me up.
He's like I got this new artist D3.
He's dope.
I want you to do a vlog with him.
I'm like, it's done.
Say less.
Say less.
YG is telling me to pull up to do a vlog in the hood with his kid that he
fucks with it.
I watched a couple of his videos.
I'm like, all right, cool.
I pull up.
I didn't put the address in my phone.
I didn't realize that I was pulling up to the exact same hood
that I pulled up to.
previously for the Killetuan video and yeah it's like you know me and Trev started to get in
there and it starts to realize like oh shit like we are in the fucking trenches like and then
I'm with AD this time and we pull up we go and he didn't tell you how where you was going
when you looked at the address I like texted him the address so I didn't like get a reaction
from him about exactly where we were going I was misled I thought we were going to
calm it turns out we're going to watch you know and we pull up we're out there on the
block um fucking uh ambj is there as well it costs to live like this
that's what he says every time you put a camera out of or whatever he just fucking
drops that ad love it and uh he so they're just outside and then we go into the crib so
this is my first time going into the projects there like into one of the actual homes
and um they proceed to cook some crack right it would appear i wasn't uh paying attention
when I saw exactly what ingredients were going into the mixture that they were putting up.
But so I filmed this on my phone and I put it on Snapchat and wow, I got a lot of quote tweets.
It actually seems kind of small in comparison to the girl.
You mean Twitter?
Twitter, right, is where I really went crazy.
I was pretty shocked to see that.
It really looks like crack.
Right.
They really quote tweeted me about five million times saying that you're a snitch, you're a Fed.
what the fuck is wrong with these dudes
for letting this dude
into their life
to film this
I didn't even really
I was just like how fucking stupid
are you people?
How dumb are you
that you don't think
that like how many rap videos
have you seen where somebody
was couldn't crack
and it was obviously not real?
Like what do you think?
And also like
even if it was
like prove it
like how are the cops gonna prove
that that was crack?
and that, you know, it's just not, you know, I wish that they did for real, honestly, just like, that would be great to, like, see what it actually looks like.
So it was rice?
It was, I'm not going to say.
It was not necessarily what was being represented.
But.
Because somehow everyone was, what, deduced, reduced, that it was rice, that they were cooking rice.
Yeah, that was weird.
I didn't see any.
Where did they get that from?
I didn't see a rice texture to it.
Did you get to touch it?
I didn't.
Do you smoke the rice?
I feel bad for, like, exposing this vlog before it comes out.
I wonder if people are going to get mad.
I thought it was out already.
No.
No, I think this is a good disclaimer that you should bring up.
Probably a good disclaimer.
People are fucking upset.
I just wonder if it's going to get taken on of YouTube because what if it looks too much like.
Well, if he's blared out.
I think.
Kind of loses the essence of it.
I think Trev's going to be kind of artful about it.
Hopefully.
Hopefully we can pull it off in YouTube of Solo's Rock.
The clip of the girls Slurp and Seven Dicks, that is fully green and
monetized.
What?
Oh, I thought you meant there was a clip of the actual dick sucking.
I think I just got away with it because I wrote slurped up.
If I wrote sucked seven NBA player dicks, no way it would be monetized.
I wrote slurped up seven NBA players.
The algorithm is not sophisticated.
I don't know that slurped up means that.
Maybe that's where Housewell needs to go instead of Twitch emot.
And I've used like give top like and got monetized.
Like she, someone so talks about giving top on live or whatever the fuck the title was.
They don't know the slang yet.
But isn't that funny where like 100% of my audience knows what slurped up or give top means?
And then the robot still apparently hasn't caught on.
Slurped up, give top.
There's a song.
Slurped up, give top.
Monetized.
Monetized.
I feel like this one won't be monetized just because I said Hitler multiple times.
Said it again.
Yeah, whatever.
Don't all of these get demonetize anyways?
They said house phone looking like Fred Durs.
He did it all for the Niki.
You do look like that.
Gay Fred Dersh.
He got the gay shirt on.
Let the hummies be gay in peace.
I fuck with that.
No, I went to a gay convention one time and I should have caught more merch.
They had a lot of really fruity unicorn designs and shit that if I had a movie.
You ever been to the gay club and it was hella bitches there?
That's why they go.
I went with like a group of girls.
It was like me, this girl I was fucking with.
The gay club, though?
Where?
The Abby.
No, this one was called.
like tiger or something
Tiger Heat. Tiger Heat
in Hollywood. It's super fun.
It's a gay bar? Gay club?
No, not a bar.
It's like a disco, Studio 54 type vibe.
It's like four levels of
club. Really? And it's
all gay dudes or there's girls there too? No, there was
mad bitches there, but it's like the girls
are safe and left alone and then the gay guys are?
No, it's a party, so it looks like
it's probably straight people, gay
people, all types of shit, but it's marketed
as a gay party. Let me use some drip facts
right here. One time,
I went to the movies with this girl, and she snuck in, like, a bottle of fucking alcohol or whatever.
So we were sort of drunk, like, by the time that the movie got done.
And so we start, like, going on her phone and figuring out we're going to catch a cab to fucking a bar or something.
And the first one we pick ends up being hamburger marries.
It's like midnight.
And hamburger marries in Long Beach, at least, and here in Hollywood as well, is a gay bar.
And so I'm with a fucking girl.
Hamburger Marys?
Yeah.
I'm like, you're about to go get a burger?
I don't think I've ever had a burger from there, but I'm willing to do it.
They sell burgers, though.
I think during the day it's a restaurant and bar, and then at night it's more like a bar club type thing.
But so me and her go into this gay bar because once we get there and we realize like, or no, we were supposed to go to like another spot and then that wasn't open or it was full.
So we said, let's go to Hamburger Mary's instead.
Like the gay bar, fuck it, it'll be funny.
And so we go in.
And one of the first things I see is like four fat, hairy chested gay dudes.
all in blue jeans in a conga line grinding on each other with their shirts off.
They're all like 40.
Well, I could not believe what I would see with my eyes.
I'm like, I can't believe what I'm seeing, and I can't believe I'm in an area where this is not
funny.
Nobody is laughing at this image that I'm looking at.
And to me, this is like the funniest looking thing I ever seen in my life.
I had never held a girl's hand harder than this chick that I was with at that moment.
You almost broke her fucking wrist.
Because bro, some of these dudes are big, muscular motherfuckers,
and they're looking at me like, I'm something to eat.
Like, they're fucking, like, I'm a lick, literally.
Yeah, they're about to lick you.
Exactly.
They could lick this lollipop.
Like, they, like, are looking at me, like,
I'm almost catching a vibe that they might be ready to take something.
Like, I might, like, they don't care if I'm down.
Yeah, that's bad.
Doesn't mean they want you because you're straight.
But it's weird, it's a weird feeling.
And in that moment, I kind of understood more how women feel
because I'm looking at dudes who could clearly physically,
overpower me and they're drunk and they're looking at just rape you i'm not saying that they're gonna
actually rape me but it was like a weird moment where i'm looking at that like oh fuck like this like if
he wanted he could knock my ass out and drag me into the woods why would you be in the woods
i don't know drag me down to the beach because we're in longish whatever i mean i was just like it was
a weird moment i'm realizing like this is what you wake up face first full of sand your assholes
bleeding and ripped open.
Imagine.
There's a hairy man next to you.
There's a hairy man drunk passed out next to you.
No, he would dip.
No, the funny thing is, uh,
I was,
he nutted and fell asleep.
I was DJing like this,
this hip hop show at Union,
girls,
Jews catch one.
And that guy was in a conga line before.
That makes it funny.
And, uh,
the funny thing is,
so I get there,
I'm expecting like SoundCloud rappers,
Xanax,
lean, and weed.
Your,
your shit.
Uh,
your guy's a shit.
So then I,
I get there and I walk to the downstairs area and there's like shirtless men and like guys in G strings and like like what do you call it?
Like like chains and like four set type things.
And then I'm like where's the fucking party?
And I realize that it's like a gay club downstairs and like a SoundCloud rap show upstairs.
I love that combo.
I love the idea of it sort of like both like intermingling with each other.
And then it's funny when it was 2 a.m.
And then everyone has to come out.
It's just like a mix of the two.
That's hot.
You got like I see Narco and like like in Pedro.
I see Narco and then like some nigga with assless chaps on.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
And they're just talking like.
How are you doing?
How's your show?
Nipple class.
Nipple class and assless chaps.
Check out my sound cloud.
Oh God.
It's like.
Yeah.
It's like 16 year old little pump is there and he's just like talking to some.
No.
There's no way they're intermingling.
I don't know.
Those SoundCloud rubber kids have no social skills.
They really don't.
I've interviewed a bunch of them.
They got, there's no way.
And these fucking gay dudes are like masters of the English language.
They're hilarious probably.
Most of them went to Yale and shit.
They're just fucking out here.
They're probably just roasting the SoundCloud kids.
And the SoundCloud kids can't do shit about it.
Damn.
They're probably running away.
And half of these fucking gay dudes are in the gym seven times a fucking week.
Half these fucking gay dudes are in the fucking gym.
You're fucking Gibrony.
They're at your gym.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I turn fucking West Hollywood, Jim.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I see gay dudes in there that look like they could take a motherfucker out.
They're trying to, they're trying to recruit the black niggins to fucking cuck them.
Like that one dude.
Like academics cucked six nine.
Oh, God.
But shout out to him.
Shut out to him.
Shut out.
Shut out to all the chat niggas.
Shout out to big co.
That's one thing about Benny the butcher is that he always calls Conway fucking big buzz.
But like, that's just like.
You call your mom Big Guzz.
Big Guss.
Big Guss.
Is there anything that we should replace with the C or a B on this podcast?
Podbass?
Should we start just doing that all the time on here?
Honestly?
Kind of down.
I was chilling with a, I had a girl on the podcast.
She said Bellabration or some shit.
It's a Bellabration?
We just out here, Belabrating.
Who?
I think it was Blotina.
If it wasn't that, it was something like that.
You interviewed her recently?
No, this is like over a year ago.
A bellabration.
You know, she unfollowed me in the middle of the fucking George Floyd thing.
Apparently I wasn't doing enough to support the community.
She wasn't fucking with that.
I was like, shout out Latina fucking social.
Standing up, right?
Hidden people with unfollows for the culture.
She's hard, though.
She really is hard.
Her music is hard too.
Right.
You know, she's like 17, 18 now?
She probably just turned 18.
She's definitely really young.
She was super young when she made that video.
She was probably like 16.
What was the World Star one?
I don't know, one of her first ones that I kind of blew up.
Yeah.
I can't remember the name.
Well, speaking of unfollowing, I also got unfollowed on Twitter by
DDG.
I don't know if this happened like recently or if this happened a while ago, but either way.
Probably a while ago.
I have no idea.
But anyway, so this is what happened is it wasn't me.
First off, shout to Shaggy.
But somebody on the No Jumper.
Shout to Rob Banks.
Somebody on the No Jumper staff.
I'm not exactly sure who even and I don't care.
They posted to the No Jemper Instagram.
They posted up a picture of Ruby and DDG.
And it's a screenshot of a tweet from DDG or excuse me on Instagram caption where he wrote,
I just want to be loved, man.
I was the best N word for her.
Sad face.
I need comforting.
This one hurts.
Broken heart emoji.
Just opened my DMs, ladies.
Oh, he's trying to get some sympathy.
Hashtag hurt.
so that was the lame is the lamest captioned and attempt to get some sympathy pussy i've ever seen
in my entire life niggil what the fuck see i haven't been made single in modern times so i'm not
sure how much i can judge that because i remember one day when i realized how real it was was when
i realized that famous decks kept posting just single on his instagram photos or just a selfie in the mirror
boom single so i'm like oh you can just advertise that you're available like that it's that easy
You got to warn the bitches that you.
Right.
But he wanted to,
DDG wanted to make it clear that he was the best nigger for her.
Not only was he heartbroken, but he gave it as all.
He wanted to be down.
He wanted to be that guy.
He wanted to be a power couple.
You think he ever used the word power couple to privately?
Are you joking me?
That's probably the first thing he ever said to her.
We could be a power couple.
But look, but look.
Jay and Beyonce.
Wouldn't that completely throw off your whole point of how you were the
best nigga for her and all this other shit and then you just go on be like all right by the way my
dms are open ladies no but he's looking for a substitute for someone else that he could be in a like
bill and hillary type thing with bro that nigga's just corny's fuck bro how dare you anyway he quotes okay
and so that wait on on twitter whoever posted it wrote ddg says he's hurt over his breakup with
ruby ladies y'all slide in those dms though and then the eyes look
sideways holy shit i did not um co-sign that but there's that that's how this person chose to
phrase that and ddg quote tweeted it three laughing emojis you a ho ass nward i may unfollowed me
even though this was from the no jumper account yeah but they think they think that's you
they think that anything no jumper is is you i don't mean which wouldn't be a uh a bad
assumption i don't care you know like if you you don't accept
Is that over the loss of your friendship?
I mean, I don't know.
Like, what's it going to be like when I see him?
Like, what do you think he would actually say to me?
Like, because literally all this person did, this person who works for me did is put a
screenshot of what he said and then they put a picture of both of them.
It's not like, like, what is, they said that he said that he was hurt.
He literally used hashtag hurt.
Maybe more, maybe you gave more ladies sliding into his DMs.
Maybe that's part of the, but that's what he's like, he said my DMs are open.
Yeah, I'm.
saying you're doing you're helping him right whoever posted this is i mean i might have phrased it a little
it's like it's like ladies sliding in those ds but i get what he's trying to do he's like
he's like all right she's out i need a substitute i got a fucking couple million followers let's do it
like somebody slide in let me know how many how many bad bitches you think are like like i remember
i was um i was like oh like i'm going to vegas uh august 27th this is an open call for all my
bitches like to come how was it a no girl
or literally zero girls replied it was like oh my god
I want to come no that's probably not true but I'm just saying though it's like no
but that might be more about you than about like like he might have a lot of girls his
dms right now I know I know but it's about the way you like pandemic it's the way that you
word it in the way like me saying this is an open casting call for all my bitches to come
that's like okay you're only getting
bottle of the barrel you don't want only fans trash you don't get anyone that
you get all the girls who are making 40 bucks a month on only fans that way
for show and they probably want you to volunteer she's gonna take her phone at
point like can i can i can i film this girl did that that's now this girl did that to tiesto
and he was like she's about to suck him off she's like can i can i film yeah but then i was like
bro she must have an only fan he's like nah she doesn't i'm like bro she must have a secret only
fans it's not telling you there's no reason for her to just want to suck your dick and then record it
If I was just a random girl or if I was a random guy with no tattoos,
I wouldn't give a fuck.
Who the fuck cares?
That's fire to me, actually.
That was really like what would, that kind of helped me ease my way into doing that stuff.
Anyway, now you understand why DDG was so mad, low-key.
He couldn't get any girl I want.
He couldn't say it because then he would have had to basically say, I am dating her.
But because, like, I think that she was trying to keep it more low-key.
Like, she was piping him.
This is what I, from what I've seen, this is what it seems like, she was piping him.
He's feeling her.
He was piping her.
Maybe he's, well, yeah, probably.
We don't know.
She might have been pegging him.
We don't know.
And like grabbing his little braid from the back.
That mental image just fuck me up, bro.
Stop.
Fuck.
Now I can't think about it.
I'm sorry.
I even know what you're talking about.
Ruby was trying to keep it on the low.
Right.
I think Ruby was maybe the one who was more incentivized to keep it on the low.
Because they did that video together.
He was her fucking male arm candy.
And then he made a whole vlog about it.
Right.
That's a thing.
That's a look.
But they weren't like publicly doing, like they weren't flicking up together on the gram and stuff.
But then she was flicking up with TJ.
Not I'm not talking about the first time, but then second time too.
The second time.
Yeah.
She was flicking up.
You think he was a little hurt because she didn't maybe want to flex him enough?
Maybe.
I don't know about flexing him, but I think he was definitely heard about her hanging out with TJ again.
Maybe.
And this is going to be, I'm starting to get deep here.
Bitches are toxic.
Maybe.
feel for him now maybe when he was offended by us saying like she wouldn't get wiped up by a
YouTuber maybe he was offended because that's actually his primary self-doubt thing he has going on
is like we hit him where it hurt maybe that was a little too real sometimes that's what I mean at the
day I feel like he's doing good he's a seems like you know I was looking at shit today's views are good
is everything seems like it's doing fine he's going to he can fucking find he can fucking find
any random badass bitch in the world
that he wants, bro.
Shout out DDG, man.
I don't think he wants any.
Girl, I think he wants Ruby.
No, but she's for the streets though, bro.
You think?
You gotta just let her be.
You think she's hard to tame?
For sure.
Everything we've seen.
Because she's always going to chase after the niggit that like,
because like, she's so popping to where like,
she's like, you know, dodging niggas left and right.
Unless you were there every day?
Nah, not even that.
She probably don't even want the niggins that's there every day.
If you start fucking Ruby Rose.
at this moment you need to nut in her.
That would be the best career move you could possibly make is to
impregnate her right now.
If you're less popping than her?
Or anyone.
I don't care who you are.
Little TJ don't really need to nutting her.
Little TJ?
If I'm little TJ, I'm nutting in her.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to poke a hole in the con.
No, I'm not.
I'm fucked up actually like people get really mad when you joke around about that.
I think he's trying to stay away from that.
TJ?
Getting her pregnant.
Yeah, well, you're right.
His actions was.
suggest that. I think he's trying to stay far away from that.
You know what's crazy? Is that now DDG is Moneybag Yo.
You know, if Ruby is Megan, then DDG is MoneyBegg Yo.
Shut on Moneybag, yo.
The question is who will be Tori Lanes? Who will shoot her?
Oh, my God. Shoot Ruby Girls in the foot? Yeah.
Josh is just eating pizza and staring into my eyes.
Through the glass. He was just like...
A fucking sociopath. They still...
That pizza's been sitting there for two hours.
They're so high. The moment I came in, this whole...
whole place was Hotbox and then they were saying
like weird things to me about like I don't know
shoes and they're all so high.
Yeah, we were smoking big dope, yeah.
Who do you think would be
a good person for Ruby Rose
to wife up next?
Hello G.
You're right.
Dan, just hop to the best friend.
That's good though. No, that would
be a good look, yeah.
That's DDG's nightmare.
What?
This is the real question. Do Playboy Cardi
upgrade or downgrade by going to Iggy
Azealia from Ruby Rose.
I think he's in his own...
Huh?
I'm not joking about that.
I think he's in another like stratosphere.
It doesn't matter who the fuck he dates.
Cardi is in such a space that whoever he dates, it becomes a look.
Even if for anyone else, it wouldn't be a look.
Somehow it becomes this like crazy like, oh my God.
Igiazalia is.
Like what a genius.
Who could have thought about wiping her up and making a baby with her?
What a fucking God.
She's gorgeous.
Yes.
I don't think anyone can deny that.
With the stupid fat.
Everyone was making fun of her music and stuff like that.
That double fat transfer.
She has the craziest ass of all the time.
A-Sept finger tattoo gone.
Gone.
That's ancient history.
We're thinking about that.
She got the Anarchy A now.
Does she have any of it left?
I'm saying she got the Anarchy Playboy Cardi A now.
He's like, he like claimed the Anarchy thing.
I don't know how.
He got an anarchy chain.
That's why.
Playboy Cardi is so cool that he even made the Anarchy sign cool.
And it's like anarchy sign's been cool.
I had anarchy shirt in third grade.
No.
Sixth grade.
Rest in peace, a little peep.
He goes on his face.
That helped a lot too.
Definitely brought it back.
That really breathed life into the anarchy signs.
And fucking,
I remember at one point,
Swave was telling me he was like,
don't you think the anarchy symbol is like the new symbol for the Illuminati?
Swave said that.
Swave, I think you're supposed to say, right?
Swave.
Fucking suave.
He said that.
That was a great sentence.
love when people start finding out about the
Illuminati and just start hitting you with truth
bombs. Oh my God, dude, there's like these
girls that I follow on Instagram who are just
like pretty much just normal like, you know,
only fans, content creators
at first and they just been on this woke
tip. What's like tequila?
Like posting like, you know,
fucking like pizza gate videos
and like fucking like
you know, the elites
drinking children's blood and like
sex trafficking, which is all shit that is probably
actually going on and I feel them, but it's just like
seeing the 180 from just like hey swipe up for my only fans to like oh my god swipe up for this
pizza gate documentary it's a slippery slope and then in the case of catfish you have someone who
literally is like full-blown trump supporter saying like fuck george floyd and shit somehow
him being into conspiracy theory shit transfer the fuck out of catfish if i see him i feel like that
is a somewhat understandable reaction and stuff so but he like that somehow is like a thing you
could transfer into like the conspiracy theory thing
somehow could just transform into like the the Trump thing.
Yeah, no, this same girl I'm talking about.
She was like posting this stuff about like Obama being on the on the flights with Jeffrey
Epstein and being like she was almost pointing it to where like like their angle.
Even though Trump's best friends with him.
Their angle is that like Trump is like some secret like spy trying to like take down the
Illuminati and all the weird children practices and he's actually against them and he's like whatever.
I'm like, who's pushing this narrative?
Trump.
Yeah.
The thing that people, it's kind of easy to get to this point now, but people get to the point
where they just believe that there is no authoritative source on anything.
So like PizzaGate makes just as much sense, should be given the same fair shake that
like an article in the Washington Post gets.
And it's like, we can definitely point to like examples of institutions on the left that
have fibbed or gotten things wrong for sure.
But it's like, it's not a fair comparison.
But there's a lot of people who like their minds have been so twisted by like feeling betrayed by the fucking media over and over and over that they've decided that the that everything has equal validity.
I mean, shit.
At this point, you almost kind of got to take everything with a grain of salt and like kind of do more research yourself because you don't know what the fuck you're getting, man.
What type of shit you're getting fed, you know?
But it's like that's a skill in itself is like being able to fact check and be like, oh, this is this.
fucking random website that I'm reading this article on should not hold the same weight in my mind
or I should be skeptical of what evidence they seem to be citing and stuff.
And that's like a whole thing that you kind of need to learn.
Like I would assume that like by the time you start telling your kid about like how to look up
information on the internet, you should also be teaching them about the idea of like authoritative
sources and also, you know, that's, I feel like it's going to be confusing I have a kid in
some sense because like I'm going to want to give them both sides.
of a lot of issues and not make things seem one-sided.
And I feel like I very much grew up with things being explained to me in a way that was
like very one-sided.
And that made me kind of not trust authority in a lot of ways.
Well, I think it was different from when you were growing up because there wasn't as many
like independent fucking sources.
There was the mainstream media narrative.
And then there was maybe you like could get a book that would say something different.
But it was.
Yeah.
Because I feel like a lot of people don't learn, at least in my case, independent type
thinking until you go to college and they tell you about all these fucking books and shit that
like is not fucking shoved down your throat in in elementary and fucking the public school system.
You got to teach a kid how to learn.
Somebody said, somebody said Trump banned Epstein from all his properties in 2006.
I mean, that's when he got convicted or whatever, right?
I also think that that could be a case of him trying to separate himself early and just being like,
oh, nope, like I don't want to get caught up in this.
But isn't it so bizarre how Epstein's being used by both sides as like,
oh, look at you.
Like this morning, they came out with fucking photos of Bill Clinton getting a massage from
some girl who at the time, I believe it was like 22, but it was like on Epstein's
plane or on the island.
But it's like they're showing photos of him getting a massage from a 22 year old,
but this is being like sort of cast in the light of the Epstein thing.
And so it's like both sides are using.
fucking Epstein as like a thing that they just want to connect the other one too it's kind of bizarre
this whole both sides are kind of connected yeah a lot of powerful people are connected with that
shit man but see that's the whole thing is like i i'm not um following this narrative that like
everyone that was on the plane was there to be going to the island to go fuck kids there was a lot
of charity situation like there was one where uh i think not chris rock but um fucking what's the
Oh, fuck.
What's the niggas name from Rush Hour?
God damn it.
Kevin Hart, no.
I'm forgetting too, but I forget.
Kevin Hart was, no, no, no.
Didn't we have this conversation on here the other day where we couldn't remember his name?
It's going to be on the show.
That's so fucked up.
What's the nigga's name from Rush Hour, guys?
Chris.
Chris.
Chris Tucker.
Oh, you got it before that, but by like a split second.
It's because same Chris.
Same Chris.
Anyway, Chris Tucker was like on one of the flights where, like, they had like a charity event in Africa.
They went to Africa.
Yeah, Africa.
Not the fucking island, though.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
It's like, just because you were like on the flights with Epstein doesn't mean you're going to go fuck kids.
And people are trying to put like Barack and Michelle Obama into it too because they were on the flights with them.
It's like, I'm not following this narrative that everyone that had that nude Epstein was fucking kids with him.
I'm sorry.
I'm just not following that.
Yeah.
I'm sure you had associates that were in the dark.
That like probably had no idea what the fuck was going on.
Like that seems so obvious.
but everybody is just trying to find little connections that can make.
It's just because what he did is so despicable and disgusting that it's like anyone connected is just guilty by association.
The biggest ring of something, like the biggest fucking Ponzi scheme of like getting children to recruit other children.
Same shit as R. Kelly.
Arkellie and Trace off being on people.
I don't, but this is the weird thing about it is like the whole idea of their being this like pedophile conspiracy.
in Hollywood or like with elites or whatever it's like when you hear about like when I was
watching the Epstein documentary there was one example he gave of how these three French like
I forget the exact age you mind me like 12 year olds like got sent to him on a private
plane and then they like went back the next day it's like everybody seems to be in
agreement that there is like some weird elite circle of people that do this stuff but it seems
like it's such an unpleasant thing to think about that you don't really like I've never like
really gone out of my way to investigate it because it's such a lot of this you know like me personally
like I hear people talk about it by avoided because it just seems like so gross to think about
nah man that's you can't avoid what's really going on out here bro no totally you're about to
bring a kid into this world a little girl bro you got to be aware of this shit bro there's a sam
harris podcast they just put out about fucking how much child porn is being traded on facebook and shit
and it's disgusting fucking insane like the level of this problem and the extent of the
to which the authorities are completely overpowered and like unmatched in their ability to
like do something about it is it is like really disturbing it's fucking crazy it's some weird that
shit going on out here man you know he's got to pray believe in something bigger and just fucking
you know watch out for you and yours watch out for your family god that's so scary bringing a kid
into this world because like sometimes i think about when i was younger and you know my mom would
tell me stories about like, oh, the plumber came one time, and he was just so fascinated by how
beautiful you are. And I'm like, now that I think of, like, when back then, me and my parents
were like, oh, thank you so much. Like, oh, beautiful daughter, thank you. But then, like,
now that I think about it, like, I don't know. There's like, there's a fine line between,
like, appreciating kids' cuteness. Telling a little girl that she's pretty is kind of weird.
That sucks. Like, how much you say that. That shouldn't be weird. If you say it a little too much,
you might look like you're kind of creepy, right? Like, so gross.
I always feel that when I'm like meeting my friends like little kid like I'm always like you want to say like oh my god they're so pretty or whatever but you don't want to like but that's you that's not a weird thing to say it's weird that everybody has to like think about not seeming that way because there is apparently a lot of people that are interested in kids that way you know that's not even something that crosses my mind because it's just so far removed I'm just like oh like you know I see a little kid I'm like I want to fucking have one honestly at this point I'm ready all right but I'm looking at you're looking at you're looking at you're right but you're looking at you're looking at you're right but you're looking at you're right but I'm looking at you're
I'm taking baby mama applications
Instagram, but people
like find little things like fucking Austin
from the Ace family there was this controversy
maybe like a month ago where
it was something where his daughter was kind of like crawling
past him and he went like mm and like gave her
like a little sassy like smack
on the butt as you know and it was
kind of like he's
sort of like sexualizing her in that way
by sort of doing that in the way that you would do
to like a full grown woman I guess but it's like
I don't know I also felt like people were kind of reaching
by getting offended by that.
Like he's joking around with his kids.
Like, why are we even considering the idea that he might be a fucking creep, you know?
See, look, no, look, that's one that I see all the time in like the weird Hollywood elite,
like Instagram, like, you know, Instagram TV, 10 minute docs.
They always fucking play clips, like multiple clips of Will Smith, like, forcibly kissing
Jaden Smith on the lips, like at fucking, like on talk shows and, like,
like jay don't be they oh come on dad like trying to fight it and he's like holding him and kissing him
on lips really yeah like bro like that's the same kind of weird like multiple clips of that
damn that's strange so i'm like i don't know but like in that in that kind like okay in the
individual cases of him doing that on a talk show like just fucking around like just kind of like
being like oh you're still my little boy like that's kind of the vibe you would get when you're
watching it but watching like 10 clips of that back to back to back and like you see him progressively
getting older and like he's still doing it so it was like it was a little weird but it's not
something that I ever thought about until I've seen the evidence compiled against me so that's always
that's once always like how something is um presented in front of you but you could you could be a
weird clingy like overtouchy dad without being an actual creep yeah you know like it feels like
weird that there's this much like evidence of will smith with his kids creepy though I don't think that's
yeah yeah you know when I say creep I mean like an actual
like predator of sorts, you know.
Because I mean there's a bunch of clips of people bringing up a Tom Brady and his kids.
Really?
Really?
Doing what?
Kissing them on the lips and they keep getting on.
I always think that was weird.
My mom never kissed me on the lips.
No,
you shouldn't kiss.
I can't remember what age.
My parents stopped kissing me on the lips,
but I kind of remember being like old enough to be thinking like,
just stop.
Like this is weird.
I don't want to get kiss on the lips when I'm like 10 or 11 or I don't know.
My mom never kissed me in the lips.
It's like a little forehead kiss or like, you know, kiss on the cheek or something.
But it's weird because in some cultures, it's pretty normal to kiss on the lips or do the double cheek kiss.
The double cheek kiss. That's completely fine.
Yeah.
I don't know.
If my mom tried to kiss me in the lips, I'm like, bro, what the fuck are you doing?
The weirdest ones is when I'm not ready for the double, so I'm like, oh, have you only.
Have you accidentally pecked lips with someone like that?
No, thank God.
I'm trying to think the only person that does that is Blasi's dad.
So no, I've not fucking kissed him on the list.
He kissed Blasey's dad.
He does the double.
I'm like, oh, hello.
That shit should die with COVID, man.
Oh, yeah.
Now he won't even like shake my hand.
We both, I'll go like this.
My dad got quarantined because he got on a flight to New Hampshire.
So he like has to stay in the house with my mom and like can't go anywhere.
Damn.
In Korea, there's a mandatory one, which sucks.
I want to go to Korea soon.
I'm about to take a flight to Alabama because I'm hosting.
Oh, you're hosting a party.
I'm hosting a back to school college college, college back to school party.
Are they going to go and shut off the fucking utilities like they do in California?
What do you mean?
If you have large parties or large gatherings in LA.
I think it's such a crazy double standard that all the TikTok houses are being talked about.
Like they're these social pariahs by like all these different people in the media and shit because they're having parties.
But then meanwhile, like I see so many rappers do the exact same thing and nobody cares at all.
Nobody talks about it at all.
It's because like let's stick it to these little white kids.
That is 100% what it is.
It's like, man, make them be responsible for something.
Yeah.
We're not going to pick on black youngster.
No, we're going to pick on fucking Tony Lopez for fucking going to this party.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know, now Tony Lopez?
No idea who the fuck that is.
Tony Lopez is like, he's like the most hated TikToker.
He's the white dude with the fluffy fucking hair.
Oh my God.
And he's always like doing like the dance moves and he does a hell exaggerated.
And he will get quote tweeted on Twitter and get like hundreds of thousands of retweets talking shit about him.
Someone just said we have more views than Kerwin's telethon.
What was it tell us about?
He was doing performances?
No, no, it was really good.
It was like for a good charity or whatever.
I just read that in the comments right now.
You're just reading hate in the chat, just hating on Kerwin real quick?
I'll fuck with Kerwin.
Just promoting random haters of him.
I was just reading the comments like, damn.
Have you seen the TikToker that does like abuse porn?
Not porn, but abuse.
Fuck, how do I even explain it?
He like, pretends to be like, oh, like this is what the boyfriend.
Like domestic violence skits and stuff.
And then he does like sexy faces and like the face of a boyfriend that just beat you.
Really?
That sounds terrible.
I thought that's who you were talking about.
That sounds like the worst.
Being the most hated TikToker.
But it's like he should be hated.
Tony Lopez was going to do.
Somebody that hit me up and told me like, oh, Tony Lopez is down to do an interview.
And he's like the most hated TikToker right now.
But he also has 14 million TikTok followers.
So I'm thinking, oh, that's fucking lit.
Like let's do it.
And then fucking, uh, also you're, can you take the chat off the screen because I was phone
keeps looking at it?
I was going to say something mean.
We got to stay in the zone.
No, but they brought up another good topic I wanted to bring it.
That's the whole point is that we're talking about one thing and then you start talking about something completely random.
We're supposed to be talking about the things we're talking about.
I need to pee.
Go ahead.
This is awkward.
Go pee.
Me and Housephone are going to have to wrestle while you're going.
Okay.
The TikToker.
Should I say something mean about you or should I not?
Sure.
Go ahead.
The most hated TikTok and the most hated YouTuber.
There you go.
You think I'm the most hated?
I'm just kidding.
There's people.
Shane Dawson is probably more than hated right now.
At least this week.
Yeah.
Yeah. Jeffrey star is probably up there.
But he's more famous too, so he just gets to be more hated.
I'm not going to pee.
Didn't you already pee?
I pee.
I want to documents about how many times you pee on this.
Sure.
I want a doctor's note.
Okay, let's talk about YBN breaking up.
Oh, my God.
That's what I wanted to talk about.
So sad.
I'm sad.
Okay, so this is my whole thing.
If you're in Amir,
your song starts blowing up, right?
Right.
You could immediately
cut everyone off,
focus on your own solo career
who gives a fuck about bringing
all the random homies
who did they didn't even know each other
in real life right they're just GTA homies
as far as I know they're all from different places
so you bring your homie
almighty J you bring
uh corday you bring manny
remember why being Manny
I do there were less than known members
there's a handful of other members yeah so it's like
you know you use your branding power
and your momentum to bring up everyone else
and then something happens in between the way
and the guy who was least expected who came out last
became the biggest one got nominated for a Grammy
clearly seems to have the most sort of artistic talent
when you say you know and just most the most respect
out of all of them has worked with legends you know
and then it's like what do you what do you do right because
how do you feel but that's the weird thing about it is that like
namir him and corday namir j and corday
they like have never really seemed
to have any kind of like in real life chemistry.
Like you have like,
whenever you see them together,
it always seemed more like they were like fucking with each other
and like a weird like still trying to figure out
the hierarchy of their friendship type way.
Like if you watch that interview,
it sort of seems like they're kind of trying
to like piece together how they even are friends.
Because it's so clearly their personalities
don't really mesh in the, they're not like similar guys.
Like if you meet any rapper,
chances are that most of the dudes
around him sort of like agree with his personality in a sense like it seems like it makes sense
that they're around each other like we see the megos together it's like they're they're they're
act the fucking same they're like they're their own people but they're the same type of guy all the
ysel guys and they can like end each other's sentences and shit but that you never got that that
kind of cohesion from yb an at all which kind of like made them a like sort of a meme early on is
that it just didn't really make sense you had jay who like musically nothing really ever went that
crazy but he did have like one song that like did well enough that like people sort of treated him
like a real artist and then he's really struggled to get any kind of like foothold in terms of
his own content let's be totally honest but he's sort of been the guy who's in the news the most
the messiest fucking with the most famous chicks etc best friends with your op ddg right really is he
well isn't he there you go i didn't even know that you tell me i was going to ask if if ybn i mean
almighty j him followed you too i don't think we ever followed each other
be honest.
Oh, wow.
Yeah,
YBN DDG.
He's replacing Corday.
But I think it's going to be Almighty J and not mere.
Like, don't you think that at this point, it seems like they, like,
Almighty J has had nothing to say about this.
I saw him on live and every comment was asking about YBN and he just didn't respond
to it.
No, he tweeted something saying that he's still YBN.
Really?
Yeah.
If they want to seem like a real crew, they need to like get somebody hot and actually turn
them YBN.
B.M. Put YBN in their name.
Hmm.
Because he's kind of like...
What I'm saying?
YBN, DDG.
He's the godfather...
That's too many letters, I feel like.
He's the godfather of putting
three letters before your name and just that's your rap name.
What did YBN stand for a young boss niggas?
Is that really it?
Young boss Negroes.
That's so funny too because Migos made YRN famous, which is young rich.
And it's like exactly the same sentiment.
It's the same thing.
Y and W. Melly.
That's why YBN has always.
has always seemed like, what does Y&W stand for?
Yeah, nigga warro.
That has always
seemed like,
like that's why it's funny is it's like the kind
of rap crew name that you would make up
as a kid playing GTA because you're like 14.
Yeah, he was like,
we bosses.
And then he got famous because he wrapped
over a fucking YouTube beat and then somehow
it became like, he posted the other day,
it was like the fifth highest song
in the history of world started.
It's like all 6-9,
rap devil by fucking MGK.
or whatever, like MGK's response,
and then YBN, not mere.
Which, by the way, that was actually a big one for me, too,
because we watched it on stream,
which you guys are going to be on stream later.
9 p.m.
We watched it on stream,
and then it was on World Star,
and it was like the biggest song, like a week later.
It's crazy.
I remember that, yeah, that was a crazy time.
His timing was impeccable.
I mean, like, after take A and just,
right timing.
Wyman and I went a different direction.
He wipes up an Instagram model.
He becomes a crew.
He becomes a friend.
Right.
Starts making, like,
weird vlogs where he gets high and eats cereal and laughs.
I watched one that was just the most bizarre video ever.
Shout salt.
But I mean,
Namir,
like,
I don't know.
Like,
he hangs out Joey fats.
It's like,
I don't know,
I don't know,
like,
where,
what his stuff has been like,
later,
to be honest.
See,
like,
that's the whole thing,
though,
is like I said,
like,
when Kim went away,
it was like,
I could see him feeling some type of way because,
like I said,
he could have just used his,
like,
leverage and his power to just focus on him,
himself in his career and he kind of like helped out breaking his bros around all those
interviews it could have just been him at the time you got to actually give it to me to
Namira that he at least came up and tried to put his homies on and actually to some extent
succeeded yeah yeah in the extent that at least one of them like overshadows his so then so then
do you think he like this all comes down to him feeling some type of way remember you saying like
they were trying to figure out the hierarchy of their friendship and all that shit but imagine if you're
non-mir and you like bit you don't talk to this dude like it seems like they were not in
communication like pretty much at all I bet the I'm gonna throw it out on limb that the YBN group chat
was defunct yeah for a while you don't think it's been used in a while no I don't think so
not mirror sends his Instagram post every time he sends a link I was like yo share list
yeah like like and comment new vlog please support no I don't think that they talk I don't want
but then Corey get corday hits him up one day or he finds I don't know if he found out from him
if he found it through the label, I would love to know,
and says, I'm going to take the YBN on my name.
Think about how much of a hassle that it is, too.
That's a big deal.
He probably didn't even tell them.
He probably just did it.
I don't think it's that much of a hassle.
If you have management, that goes and just does everything for you.
And you're a Grammy nominated.
He got the Instagram.
Somehow, I'm sure that that was taken.
The Apple Music, Spotify, all that shit.
It's not that hard when you're as big as part a day.
All your back catalog.
You got to hit up Lerick Eliminate every video.
they did you got to erase the YBN?
That sounds annoying.
You think that Cole did it?
Going back and changing everything on YouTube,
it sounds more annoying than changing your ad name.
Yeah, not just your app,
but changing your Spotify, Apple Music, and every YouTube.
Every blog post they ever wrote about you.
Oh my God.
Change this.
What blog post?
There's no blog post anymore.
Yeah, Hot and Hip Hopin' Hip-Hip.
Hype Beast.
You think Hype Beast has ever posted YBan Corday?
Probably like a Puma brand deal he did or something.
Literally.
Come on.
Stop playing.
You know they posted that.
I think I thought out there.
Yo, yo, I remember.
Of him on the jet.
Shout out the hypebees.
Literally,
I used to fucking go on that website every day of my life to look at every like Jordan
or whatever else coming out.
I remember my first mixtape came out and they posted it on hype track.
And I thought Adam sent it to him or something.
He was like, no.
I'm like, of course Adam did send it to them.
Also, shout out to their comment section.
It might be more.
Oh, it's probably way more crazy than no jumpers.
What, Hybees?
Yeah.
You used to be in there?
You ever meet a guy on that?
Like in the form?
No, I've just read the comments under like a post and like they're just like ripping everything.
I used to be on the most random ass forums where you could just make a post about anything.
And then I want one day I go and look at the Heistbeaves Forum and it's like every shoe has its own official thread and you cannot make another thread.
It's like each thread is like one guy posts like a new Nike drop.
And then it's like 400 guys saying dope.
Like that's weak.
That's hard.
That's trash.
somebody else just running like fy m and that's just that's like the whole form fucking young moms
f y monte fuck is you talking about f ym is my new my new rap name my new rap group shut out to all the
ym phone shout out to all the ronsuno fans who know what i just did and if i didn't have headphones on
i would do the thing that he does where he gets up and he spins around before he sits back down
yeah i don't know that's his thing he like pretends like he's gonna start fighting you and then
he gets up and he spins around and he gets back into the fight pose
What's the next?
Wow.
I was trying really hard to not cut people off.
Okay, how's fun?
You go first.
Say what you were going to say?
When's the next fight you're going to get into?
Cam, what are you going to say?
Did you guys enjoy Drewski and the Drake video?
I like both of those.
I'm not going to get into any fights, probably, hopefully.
Academics, fucking boxing match.
I'll fight academics for you.
Sponsored by V-Lone Blasey.
Imagine me and him both in V-Lone trunks.
He's wearing V-Lone.
No, he's gonna wear chat nigger trunks.
I could honestly see myself bootlegging V-Lone.
Like, just, they have so many products that I wish that I could make.
You know what's crazy?
I met someone that just, like, he, so let's say he wants the Clug Buster's jacket,
he'll just go to a printer and like make it himself.
That's so corny.
That's what you should do.
That's his thing, though.
He doesn't.
He wants it and he can't buy it because it's sold out, so he just gets it made.
I'm pretty sure you can find it.
a clucks busters jacket for sale allegedly you should do that with vlo
and just make fake v on shirt i mean you they wouldn't even be fake just get a gilden shirt and just
print the v on the back yeah it's not fake it's fan merch this is me showing how much i you love it
and appreciate i like this thing yeah have we uh has this run its course academics dressed like he
bought all his fits from the middle of the mall the kiosk i also i was gonna say um you mentioned
that you were gonna talk about passion nova and then you still haven't
done it.
Because I was going to say he probably shops at
Fashion Nova. You're not going to say
I mean, he probably could have got the
same Fashion Nova deal that I did where he could have been
posting flicks of him just standing there wearing
Fashion Nova. It's interesting that he
said no to that. Or I don't know
that that was ever like proposed.
I feel like he doesn't really post a lot of pictures of himself.
I know. That's why I would remember that funny. I think it would be
conflicted interest of the of the mall kios
that he works at.
I heard he quit that.
I
I don't think I'm going to do that anymore.
What?
Post photos of myself standing there wearing fashion over or like
Why not?
Why you're moving to boo-hoo men?
I think I'm just, I would rather do it through the No Jumper account.
I feel like a fucking weirdo posting photos of myself just standing there for no reason.
It's just not really for me.
You got to show the, it's showing the fit off.
That's the whole point.
Yeah, but the fit is fashion over.
It's not.
What's wrong with that?
It's not V-Lone.
Sometimes I'll rock a V-Lone shirt.
You have one V-Lone shirt.
You can't say one time.
You can't say sometimes I'm about to get that dry cleaned
You did you nut on it or something
Cat hair? No, but
You should you can throw grilled in shirts into the wash
Yesterday I was eating macaroni salad
And I dumped a bunch of it on this ain't nobody cool shirt
And I just put it in the trash
I don't know
Should I have washed it?
Yeah, you can just wash
Don't you have washer dryer in your house?
I thought about that after
I'm like maybe I should just put this in the hamper
Yeah, it would have been fine
I felt like an asshole
I've wasted like they have like this big thing
A ranch you can get at a wind stop
You just get it.
$5 one.
Wow, really?
Yeah, it's like $5.
They have the best ranch.
You bought $5 of ranch at Wingstop.
Because I thought I was going to like eat a lot of it.
It should be a whole bottle.
They should just give a whole bottle too.
I'm pretty sure.
Yo, yo, I seen this girl speaking of a whole bottle.
She posted Helilene and then there was one like it was like a gallon of lean.
And it said like it came that way.
Like it was like a brown bottle.
Like it was like a gallon of lean.
And I was like no way this is real.
Is that even legal to like?
It's probably like from the pharmacy or something.
I would just chuck it.
Apparently that you can't even like give people pint.
I don't know how I know this.
It's really hard.
It's really hard.
We can't be like an old lady that's like dying.
Like the eight or whatever.
I don't know.
That's what I believe the future is is the Mexican lien.
Have you ever had the active visa?
I haven't, but I just believe.
It's probably just fentanylige still.
Listen, even if it's not great, even if you don't feel like it has the same effect
to you as real lean, it's just the lean game.
is going to go away. There has to become a medicated liquid way for people to do heroin.
Like, it just, it has to exist.
Why don't you just invent liquid heroin?
Why don't we just go down to Mexico and we just start making fucking lean and then we just
basically compete with the cartels or maybe we could partner with one of the cartels?
Just blog it with one of them.
They probably wouldn't take no for an answer, yeah.
Yeah, I don't think they would just let you come and just take over the cartel areas.
But I'm not going to be selling it there. I just need a factory. We make the fake lien in this
factory. We might have to just pay them to make it for us
so we have no problems with the hotel. I love that idea
too, but I'm just saying, like, we have to flood the streets
with fake lien, Mexican lien.
Yeah, not fake lien is going to kill you.
It's not as powerful.
No, we're not, no, it's not going to kill you.
We're going to do everything we can.
Because there already is fake lien.
What if Elon Musk or someone of his
intelligence decided to move to Mexico
and start making lean? Like, they could get the recipe right.
They could like, we could hire an old
pharmacy guy, like a pharmaceutical
dude who's ready to go bad. And we could just
just put him to work like a, like a Walter White type.
I'll just say like breaking bad.
Breaking bad, but for lean.
Whoa.
Million dollar idea.
Blue lean.
And he like,
Green lean,
the green lean is magic.
He like brings back activists.
He like takes the activist rest of me and like.
When I was in the hood,
there was a homie just flex on a bottle of green lean.
He ain't go.
Oh, fuck.
He was,
yeah.
There's no worries.
Like,
there's no shame in this game.
It is what it is.
It was like just a prometezine.
No coding.
I don't know.
I mean,
Just drinking green leave?
Remember when my friend pulled up and then poured us the, yeah, just green?
It was just green.
It was just pretty funny.
It was just, like, the only way we could have got high off that is if we would have, like, ate a perk with it.
That's like anything.
I could drink this and eat a perk and I'll get put up.
No, but it's like, that's the only way you can get the effects out of, like, drinking
promethazine by itself is if you, like, take a coating pill with it or, like, you fucking.
Well, you ever see.
You did codeine pills?
Yeah.
I saw a video of a little mar, I believe, in Barcelona.
and the way that they drink lean out there
is they actually take the pills, grind them up
and put it in with the fucking syrup,
and they mix it in.
And Lil Nara, I remember telling me
that it actually tasted kind of weird,
but that it sort of was the same thing.
But either way, like, that might be what we have to do
in my Mexican Lean factory
in the lead-up to us having, like, a full, like,
who knows how professional we will get.
I saw Lil Nara pour some lien into a Listerine bottle,
and that's how he got it on the airplane.
I was like, that's fucking genius.
Yeah.
Well, you obviously make sure the Listerine
he's gone Kim I know but it's like listerine and things like that no matter how many times you
fucking I'll take a little I'll take a little listerine in there told me it's all about the shampoo
bottles well see I would rather that I'd be listerine and shampoo getting shampoo in your mouth
sounds like the most disgusting thing ever because people do that with uh like getting alcohol
onto cruise chips and shit really yeah listerine and shampoo bottles you just fucking drinking out the
vodalces soon past that past that you hear them the fucking hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Hey, hey, pass me that Listerine, bro.
My mouth is just really nasty right now.
My mind is nasty.
All right, this has been the NoShubber show.
Do we talk about everything?
We're good.
I'm only 15, but my mind is older.
And when things get for real, my warm, hot turns colder.
Who the fuck said that?
Some 1987 rap.
I think it was, I don't want to say havoc.
And then it was prodigy, but it was one of them.
Some mob deep fools.
I forget.
We're streaming tonight, 9 p.m. guys, tune in.
Love you guys.
We'll be here next week.
Maybe more like 9.
30.
Gang shit.
What episode are we?
56, baby.
56, baby.
