No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 57

Episode Date: August 26, 2020

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So I feel like that's like a different animal. They were already drunk by the time I got here. I was pretty sober. Because you were late. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Just wanted to say that.

You know. Just want to point that out. I was on time because Josh told me it was 630. He told you. No one told me that until I got here at 6. 545. I like just got off set at my house. I like kicked people out of my house.

You came to do this with us? Yes. Wow. That's amazing. Thank you. I appreciate it. Are we live? We are live.

Oh. Hi, everyone. Hi, welcome. I don't think you guys know that I'm like a fan of the show and I like watch every week. So it's kind of cool. You watch every week? It's the only thing that Adam does that I watch because I don't really know most of the people that he's interviewing. He literally sent me the link for like a couple of topics today.

He's like, watch this, watch this. I'm like, hopefully I can be in the loop. I want to know what you have to say about little mosey in his guts. He didn't send me the link to that. Adam always says that you watch it so he knows, so you know when he's coming home. I also watch because I like to watch you guys. You guys call him out. on things.

We have to. And a lot of people in his life don't. And so when you guys were telling him that he was a really crazy driver, I was like, oh my God, he drives so crazy. I was at home like, yeah,

I'm not the only one who thinks that. And he listened to like crazy music that makes you want to drive crazy. I feel like. Yeah. I mean, that part is understandable, but I don't know. I've been into a lot of accidents where I almost died,

so I'm like really weirded out. The craziest accident we've seen is right here off. I'm not going to say where we are, but right here, There's a fucking intersection. How do you, how do you describe it? It's like a two-way, but then there's like the divider in the middle. I guess the guy was making a left.

He didn't see the divider, straight into the divider. See, that would ruin my life if that happens to me. I'm like really scared of cars and driving and stuff. So when he drives crazy, I'm like, okay, I only have your baby in my belly. He drives crazy still with the baby. Yeah, he said that he's going to quit once the baby's born. But until the baby gets here, he's still driving the way he does. I can see him like listening to a young scooter with a blunt.

And like doing like 90 miles per hour with the baby in the backseat. Oh my God. That's fine. I'm driving. I'll be the control freak because I'll go like 35 in the 40. All right. So no jumper episode number 57. We are?

57. 57, okay. Very close to 60. I feel like we're never going to hit 100. Why? I don't know. It just seems so far away. I feel like we've been doing this so long.

It's only 50. Well, there's only 52 weeks a week in a year, right? Right. Oh, really? I don't know. I don't know. I just, I just feel like I've been seeing these two. Not you, but him.

and the other one for so many weeks. No. Two times? She's like, shut the fuck up. People suggest that all the time. We barely have enough to talk about every week. Kind of. Really?

No. I feel like you guys don't get to everything. Oh, most of the time we don't get to. I think like two hours in we're like, anyways, let's leave. Yeah. You just get sick of each other. If it's longer than two hours,

I feel like it's too much, we're just pushing it. Yeah, I'm thinking of one particular episode where we're here for six hours. Oh, I remember that. I literally hated myself for paying attention to that entire episode because I was like, I could be through half of a book right now. Like if I had started it when you guys started the episode. You could do so many things with four hours. That wasn't that brain killing.

You could have like, you know, woven a fucking blanket or something. Or done my cross stitching. Yeah. She's really good. She's really good. Tell me all about it. I'll send you pictures. Send my dirty picks of your cross stitch.

I'm down. No, you're actually. cover parts of my body with it. Yeah. Oh my God. That's like only sending it to Lena, not you. No, obviously, but I'm just saying why. Don't pick.

Just close your ears. You found it, didn't you? The moment I found it. I like, honestly, there was times where you guys were talking about it on the podcast and I'd be listening. So I'd walk around my house looking for it. She's a bad. Trying to find it.

Shout out to LTM. LTM. Oh, one of the moms. Shout out to LTM, man. She found the chain. I did. If it wasn't for Lina the Plug, there would be no, no jumper chain. I thought it was like a mythical, like,

creature that didn't exist and like I've seen him wear before so I knew that it was a real chain. I don't know where anything is in the house like ever like he's like oh you lost my Gucci belt I'm like okay cool let's go in your closet for two seconds and I'm not going to find it so yeah men seems to not be able to find things I'm like you're the one that put it

I was actually looking for my shoes earlier shout out to I never heard of you but I was looking for these earlier and I didn't know where they were at and I was like did they get it from the Ali Baba Supply? I don't know just kidding I don't know but Check out fashion demos. There's like a trend. You guys talk about that guy every week.

I still haven't looked at his Instagram, but you guys mention him all the time. He's like a fashion meme page, but he's hilarious. But basically this company, they took some Jordan ones and it's a middle finger, though, instead of a Nike sign. And then the- It's still kind of this whole shit. And then the laces say fuck off on him. I love how we had to explain it for you. Yeah, no, I love this.

Yeah, I see it. It's like this. It's like, yeah, fuck you. Yeah, shout out to him. But yes, I can confirm that being a man, I don't know where any of my. my shit is at any time. I don't know why. It's like when when I wasn't here that one week and you guys had to do the um live stream at my house trying to find that fucking dongle. It's like this. The fucking dongle. Dude, we could, me and Blasie. Just say it again. I like that. The dongle.

The dongle. The dongle. He had to. He couldn't find it at all. He was looking for it for two hours. I went home. I found it in one second. Are you guys streaming after this too? Every week. Every week. Y'all know. Pay attention guys. Pay attention. 9 p.m. Pacific Standard time. Yeah. If we end this. If we end this around two hours or whatever. So I just was at my house all day.

Filming for, I can't say what company, but it's like a pretty big, I guess, streaming slash network company. And they're doing like a little. You kind of gave it away there, I think. No, it's not Netflix, but it's like a big network. But nobody watches things on TV anymore, which is why I said streaming. But they're doing like a docu series on how millennials are making money slash only fans. And I'm like, there's all these people in my house.

They had like a COVID compliance officer on site who like had signs in my bathroom that like was telling everyone how to wash their hands. I hugged one of the producers and he was like, you can't do that. And I was like, whoa. Yeah. And then at one point I go to the bathroom and I noticed that like I have like, you know, I'm like lactating out of my boobs. And I realized I've been filming for all this time. And I. No one fucking told me.

What does that look like? Just like a blob? It just looks like you got like spit on your shirt. But it's like, it's weird because I didn't even realize that that would happen when you're like pregnant. I thought it all happened after you had the baby. But this is the second time it's happened to me, so I need to get those leaky pads. Can you pre-milked them? Yeah, like into your bottles.

So I guess the way that your body works is that the more that you pump and the more that you press things out, the more it'll just produce. So yeah, but it's like, what's the point? Because the baby's not here yet. For Adam to drink. Have you tasted your own milk yet? No, it's not even milk yet. It's this thing called colostrum, which is just like it. Is it clear?

It's clear and sometimes it's yellow. It literally feels like your boob is a giant pimple and like pus is coming out. It's disgusting. I think it's gross and I'm not excited. Has Adam licked the lactate from your boob? Yeah. That's a real question. Sounds like only fan shit.

You should definitely just like squirt one like across. It happens. It's weird. I did it the other day. I didn't know this one happen. To him. On only fans. You should do it into his mouth.

We should be, we're content creators. Let's run this up. I feel like it's not hot. I mean, I'll probably create like actual lactation content when I have actual milk. but this is make like asking if he's a spitter or a swallower what happened to the nut guys you should like you should like um dom him you should dom him and just like like like waterboard him with fucking lactic milk i don't think i could fuck him again ever if i dominated him it's just like so not what i'm into also wait what's waterboarding again when you like pour water on someone's face

yeah but it's like a torture tactic yeah it's like a torture tactic yeah it's like a but i met a girl once who was super into it she thought it was so hot i was just like me and my friends just like stayed up one night waterboarding each other for fun and I was really into it. Selena said she wanted to be pissed or whipped while having sex last night. That was amazing. Don't girls like to like get fucked with it? Is the ammo in the gun or is it? Safety first.

You want to take the gun out. You want to take the clip out. Hopefully you have a gun with safety. I want to like sanitize the fuck out of it. I don't know. Think about all the like dirty men that have touched that gun. That's why you get a fresh gun out of the box and do it. Speaking of Selena.

We can hit up our friend, the one you face him, right? I'm not going to say it out Tell us about last night I want to know more about last night You're like avoiding it No I'm not avoiding that actually Okay I will say this so I was late yesterday per usual

But because I have family things I have to tend to On a weekly basis now And I didn't I don't want to fully explain that to her But I was like yo We were supposed to do it at 6 I was like we have to move it to like 930 Because I have to do this

And she was like she said to me via text She was like it's okay your mom comes first, like, I understand. And I was like, wait, you're like a normal person? I was very confused. You were thrown off by the human. Yeah, and then honestly, they were really cool. I'm going to be honest.

It seemed like they were just, like, bullying me the whole time. But she kind of like, what's the word? She, like, prefixed it like, hey, don't take any of this seriously before we started. And they just... You guys know I've never actually met Selena yet? Honestly. I can't say the same. You met...

Okay, she was mean to us How you really feel, Kim She was mean to us that one time She was like, I mean, she wasn't really saying much She was just looking at herself on the camera Yeah, she was kind of ignoring us the first time But I will say You guys are the episode of the show with her

Because I said she has bad penmanship So I guess that's why Because you didn't like her handwriting sheet Something like that I mean That's I don't know and don't care I will say though

I really will say that honestly That's your best friend now. I won't go that deep into saying that's my best friend. That's your homie. I fuck with them. They're funny. They're cool. I feel like she says that you guys are cool and she showed me a group chat that you guys

are in, but like you were like, yo, delete that shit or something. Because I just asked her if she knew someone and then she started DMing that person all crazy. And I'm like, no, delete, delete. Like it'll make more sense later. I was just confused as the fact that she even had her number and you guys were in a group chat. Yeah, Adam put us in a group text last week. I decided on my. way over here because I saw on the list of topics like does Lena hate Selena.

That was me that wrote that. Yeah. And I've decided that since I haven't met her yet, I'm indifferent because- She's gonna kiss your ass. But that's last, well, okay, so I went and watched one of my old YouTube videos because it was two years ago and that was when she started hitting up Adam all crazy. I remember that YouTube video. I watched it because I was like, I want to remember exactly what she was doing and it was

like, you know, it's what Selena's known for doing. It's like following your boyfriend into the bathroom. Can I just suck the tip? Like these are all things that she like, said to Adam knowing that he had a girlfriend. And so obviously I wasn't going to be warm to her. I have so many dams from people being like, why won't you fuck Selena?

What's wrong with you? You're so petty. And I'm just thinking like, do you not remember when she was like, you know, being rude and disrespectful to me, which like I get who she is. And obviously like,

I know that her and Adam aren't like a thing or like going to be a thing. But it doesn't mean that it automatically be going to be like, I like you now and now we're best friends. You know what I mean? Fuck you. No. I don't think I want to. do that. And also she always talks about how she does not really like into girls or like is scared

of eating pussy. So yeah. I don't really want to like her. Her and her friend seem, I won't call her her her friend. Her and Eliza seem very. Wait, are they not friends? No, no, I just meant like, she doesn't tag her in the photos. I would thought that was she didn't tag me in the photo on took of her. Oh no. Yeah, but neither does no jumper. That's a fact. When they first posted it, it says Selena and her friend. They got her fucked up. No, but Selena always has such a problem with people not tagging her that I thought like, you know, she would tag her like friend that she's rolling around with. Everyone's hypocrites nowadays, I'm gonna be honest, but I tag everybody. Yeah, it's a fun.

I will say that I got at least to like a thousand to 15 hundred followers from her, from her tagging me like once. You're so excited. I know, this is pretty a little competition with her. Yes, me and Kim have the battle, the road to 100K. Make sure y'all follow me at Little Housephone on Instagram. Kim, I'm going to get you a shout out tonight on my page. Send me your hottest picture. He's so, I know, like a bikini pic.

Yeah, send me a picture for my seat. That's not fair because Why is it not fair? Because Selena has like 300,000 followers and you have like a million. But me and her actually friends. I have three and a half million. You have three and a half million.

You have three and a half. But you unfollow me when you have like a million. So I don't know. I unfollowed everyone, but I refollowed you and I don't even know what your Instagram is. I didn't notice. I like unfollowed everybody. I was shadow band at the time. It's okay. I'm sorry.

But no, I'm going to, Kim. I got you. Thank you. That's not fair. Thank you. Because I'm not annoying about it. I brought, she's,

she's trying to roast me about it all the time. Kim has never gotten a tattoo. I really don't want to see her, put your name on her body. I'm not getting a tattoo. You can get like a little cartoon like phone like on your ankle or something. Why would fuck would I get that? Because I'm about to beat you.

Get a side kick. Then if I go, if I go to Tokyo where I DJ, have you? No. Exactly. You can talk to me then. Are you verified?

Are you verified? But then, but then. Are you verified? Wait, are you really not verified? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Dude, no, you have to get very. I verified my Lent of the mom page literally same day by just submitting it through the app. Why are you not? Verify me. It's because your name is Camberle. Your name is dirtier than mine. Yeah.

But my content is so PG. It is. You gotta just go full x-rated. No, I can't get a tattoo because there's this spa. They call it an onsen in Tokyo. And if you have tattoos, you can't go in at all. Yeah. It's my favorite.

Get it under your foot. It looks like I'm fucking kicked out. Oh, that sounds painful. I know. It does sound really painful. I'm just trying to think of where you could, well, behind your hair, I guess. No, I'm gonna win. He's going to get it.

I have a bunch of tattoos already, so I don't care. I'm going to match the Ronda with the camgo right here. I will get the camera. No, I'm not getting it on my face. I don't like you that much. You're going to get the word camgirl, or are you going to get like the cam girl? I'm going to win,

so I don't know why we're like discussing this. You should get a portrait of me on your thigh or like your calf. I don't have any calf tattoos. You should get like a hot cam girl with a laptop in front of her. And then it could feel like a nice piece. That's too weird because it's my friend. No. I have an Asian girl like on a phone on the back of my arm somewhere.

I can't see it. I don't know. It was like the girl fucking the phone. Yeah, but this girl that I was dating at the time thought that it was her. And I was like, it probably was her. It wasn't. People ask Adam all the time if the girl on his neck is me. And I'm like, that shit was there since I was like probably 10.

It looks like her. It's probably been there for a long time. Since I was 10. That's a fact. I mean, Selena was trying to call me old last night too. She was like, how old are you? I'm like 27. She's like, yeah, right.

And dog ears. I'm like, excuse me? Wait, what? How old is she? I don't know, 25, 24. If she thinks you're old, what does she think of Adam? I don't know. She thinks he's like a grandpa.

Yeah, she actually probably thinks he's an actual grandfather. Didn't she like mess with Snoop Dog? That's an actual grandpa. That's an actual grandpa. So we tried to go to the studio last night after. I wanted to ask about that. Yeah, so we went to the studio last night after we did the podcast.

And I was definitely drunk driving. Should have not been doing that. Oh, God. I can't believe you can't admit that just now. I want to punch you in the face. I'm very irresponsible. We know that. He does way crazier things than drunk drive.

Yeah, but I'm just... It's like the worst thing you could do. No, but I'm sorry. saying like I would I would rather put my life in my own hands than put him in drunk Selena Pows. Yeah, but then it's all your fault. We could have just Uber. That's the fact.

But I don't think she wanted to leave her car here, you know? Anyway, we tried to go and me and my producer got into a huge fight because he was just like being weird. And I was trying to tell him to stop being weird and he just wouldn't. We were going to make a song with them? Yeah, because they just put out a song. Yeah, I saw that. I haven't like actually listened to it yet.

You're going to make what the proud of you remix? Proud remix. Be too a helpful. Their song was just about being a ho and being proud of it. I think you would get along with that. It's actually not bad. It's honestly not bad. The AJ girl is really good.

Yo, she sounds like a rapper already. Wait, really? For her first song, I was very fucking surprised. She just has all these OVO tattoos. I'm like, why? Well, you want her to replace it? With household tattoos. Yeah.

It's a fact. I saw like a little spark going on. I mean. See? The room agrees. I heard she was calling Josh over there, Daddy. Yeah, Adam's sister was not too fond of that. I'm not fond of that.

I'm like part of this family now. I'm all mad. He got a whoop in when he got home after that. Sarah actually texted me. Adam's sister was like, do you know what's going on? Oh, God. She was watching. She was watching.

I was like, I have not been paying attention. I tried to watch it for one second. And all I heard was bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. And then the stream cut. It was like right at the very end. Oh, right at the end. Okay, good. How did you?

I wanted. didn't watch it till the end. How do you guys wrap that up? Because I know she likes to like not stop it. I mean, we had so many people. We had like 16K. Oh, wow. That's what I ended on. That's a lot. That is a lot. So, I mean, at some point it was just like, what else are we talking about though, you know? And I was like, are you going to expose someone else? No, the worst part was when they did the live performance because like our shit delays. Oh, the delay. I know, I should have told them that. Wait, there was a live performance of their song. Yeah. They played the. They played the live performance. They played.

the song, but then they were trying to wrap it at the same time, but I didn't really warn them that it was a delay. There's a delay. So that's why, like, when we do the live streams and there's a song, we like, you cannot sing along. But I'll do it anyway and I won't care. It's like so bad. I've never noticed that before. Because we usually, we don't play music on here. Yeah, we're just talking. We just talk. But I also never really look at the screen. I'm always just listening. It's such a slight delayed. It's just like a zero point one second delay. The chat is really delayed. Like I'll type something and then I'll notice it's there like 20 minutes later. 20 minutes? It's kind of crazy. Damn.

Unless it's just because it's like so many people talking. I don't know. Although I've never seen you in the chat. I've never seen you in the chat. I was in the chat like during the academics thing. We don't watch the chat. That one was covered up. We couldn't see the chat at all.

Yeah, because you guys get distracted. I don't get distracted. I wouldn't get distracted. I fucking like looking at the chat. I like doing it every now and then because they'll say some funny shit or they'll remind me of something that I didn't remember in the moment. Or they'll answer like questions for us that we didn't know like the name of something or whatever. Sometimes I wish the chat.

was up and for every podcast that I'm listening to because it seems like the like the person leading the podcast is going somewhere and then they'll get interrupted but I really wanted to hear the end of the story they were talking about and no I'm not talking about you I'm not even like Joe Rogan's podcast I'll get so annoyed because I'm like fuck I wanted to hear the end of that story and then my friend just did Joe Rogan the other day and this is like the second alley girl right yeah shout out to her dude I wasn't a part of that was good I got through like maybe like the first hour it was like two hours and I'm something I'm like I can't do two hours but I only watch like I only watch like

like Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, and like, and like Wiz Khalifa randomly because they're talking about boxing. Yeah. I wanted to watch the Post Malone one, but I think it was four hours. What? That one was weird. Four hours? Hadn't slept for like three days and came on it.

Oh, that's fine. He probably popped out of it on. He was very just a little bit. That sounds like the best time to do a podcast is that you haven't slept. That's a worst time. No sleep and then an Adderall. You're like a fucking zombie. I can't do anything on it.

I can't be around people like that. Yeah. If I lose one hour of sleep these days, I'm so sensitive, which is really bad. I'm a kid. So what's it like being pregnant? I think you're one of my first, like, pregnant, pregnant friends. I'm very pregnant.

Yeah. I'm 31 out of 40 weeks pregnant. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's very soon. I know. In nine weeks I'll have a child, which is like, obviously I've been preparing this whole time, like the nursery's ready. I've been reading.

I've been like taking online classes and stuff. But also the last seven and a half months I've been really chill because we're like, you know, in this like lockdown thing or whatever. And so. Probably the perfect time, right? I mean, it is. but I'm also like I'm going to be in a huge shock because all of a sudden I'm going to have to be like on

versus like I've been very chilled out the last seven and a half months. And so far I really can't complain about anything. I didn't like I didn't get sick. I wasn't puking. You didn't puke at all? I thought pregnant people peop a lot. It's like really common.

I think it's like 70% of women will get morning sickness but I didn't get it at all. Wow. And you know, people are like, are you going to gain weight. You have a huge appetite, yada yada. It's like I don't I don't really like want to eat.

that much. My boobs got bigger. My boobs definitely got bigger. That happens like right away. Like that was like one of the first, in the first month, my boobes got bigger. I just feel like really big like the last couple weeks. I gained like a lot of weight and I'm like, wow, I can't get off the couch. It's like really hard.

I love your. Yeah, you don't have your app strength. You're like, uh, uh, well, I have no ab strength at all. So I thought that. Relatable. I love your, uh, like my baby is the size of a peach. Oh my God. Oh my God.

It's so cute. There's just an app that will tell you like what your baby's the size of. And I think. I love it. That's so funny. It even tells you what toys it's like. It was like a Pokemon card one week. I was like, oh, I have a little Pokemon card in my belly.

That's kind of funny. Random weird question. Are you going to eat your placenta? So I'm getting my placenta encapsulated into pills. And then I'm going to take it like a vitamin. Is the placenta? Is that the umbilical cord? So it's attached to the umbilical cord.

Your body basically produces a new organ when you're pregnant. It creates, it looks like a flat saucer almost. And one side is like attached to you, I believe. And then the other side is like the baby. side and then it's attached to the umbilical cord. And so I believe that all your nutrients go to the placenta and then the baby absorbs it through there. That's like what the baby's like wrapped around?

I think it's just like it's like at the top. Well, mine's in the front actually. So it's like a flat saucer looking organ here. And then there's like a cord that's attached to the baby's belly button. And then so you give birth to the baby and then you have to give birth to the placenta and then you cut the cord, which Adam will probably hopefully do if he's not freaked out. Hopefully he makes it at any belly. button. Yeah, hopefully it doesn't fuck bad up, right? It's not how it works. What if he

cuts it like cuts the belly and cuts it too close? I cannot wait to see what it looks like when we're in the room like he's going to be like on Twitter. I'm like, he cannot. He's going to be like hours. He's going to have his phone. He's going to be vlogging for sure. He's going to go. Oh shit. It's coming out. It's coming out. Oh, look. He just put the GoPro on his head. Honestly, a girl. Oh my God. Go. Oh my God. Go. Pro Fitit Caps. I'm making it. For dad.

Don't tell everyone your idea. Our new dad. I love it. I know. I always do that on here. Yeah, I'm just like really curious to see what it's going to be like when I give labor, when I give birth. And then Tony, too, like the cat, I don't know.

I want to know how he's going to react because we're going to do it at the house. Because you're doing a home. You're doing the at the crib? What in water? That's fine. In water. No meds, hopefully. Do you have like the midwife?

My mom told me on that trip. A midwife and two doulas and the photographer slash filmer. It's weird. I learned all this stuff. So it's like basically labor is like really long and there's like early labor. There's active labor and then there's actual fucking labor. So like, no dropper health news right now.

Yeah. I literally just learned this stuff. I did not know any of this. But like early labor is like you start to feel contractions and you're like, I think the baby's coming today. And so you have to go from being one centimeter dilated to 10 centimeter dilated on your cervix before you can actually push the baby out. So the dula comes to your house when you first start feeling like you might have the baby that day.

And they will literally. do anything you want. Rub your feet, feed your cat. They're just there to like, you know, I want to do a la. And then the midwife comes when you're like more progressing and you're more towards active labor. So maybe when you're five to seven centimeters dial it.

If I'm saying any of this wrong and there's any doulas in the chat, I'm sorry. This is just what I think I know. All my dolas in the chat. Drop some dees. Yes. Drop these in the chat. So yeah.

Then the midwife actually has like the medical, um, experience. The doula is more just like, there to take care of you and massage you and help you breathe and stuff almost like a kind of like imagine like a yoga instructor I feel like I thought it was like some spiritual being that's kind of like bless your house I feel like they seem very spiritual like when my doula talks to me I like want to fall asleep because she's so relaxing like a baby like a baby shaman yes that's beautiful

I don't even no jumper baby is coming like I know I knew this day was coming but the fact that it's coming coming in three months it's crazy that's a fact and you you've had I feel like baby fever for the past like three years. Okay, since you were 10. But like I have friends. I feel like all my girlfriends are like have baby fever, but only like, oh my God, they're so cute. I want one.

But like you had one like, okay, I'm going to have one. I'm going to have one. Well, I'm getting old. I'm like 29. I mean, I know we're the same age. But I just feel like I want like, I don't know if I want like two or four or six kids. Hi Adam. You definitely want four.

I don't know. Right now I feel like I want a lot because my family is big and I like seeing all my aunts and uncles like just take care of each other but who knows maybe maybe all has we're just one does it does it depend on how this one goes and like you seem like it's been pretty easy this whole time though you said i mean if this baby like you know cuts me up all over when they're coming out and i have need like a year to heal and i might i almost died then maybe maybe not but we'll see isn't it crazy thinking about like like our grandparents having kids like one after the other and having like nine kids like i i have pregnant for 10 years yeah you're pregnant for years and it's like your body doesn't

get any time to like replenish any of the nutrients because like if you don't have enough calcium then the baby will take it from your bones and so like if you have that many kids in a row you're like kind of depleting your body of all the nutrients and stuff but we'll see i feel like i'm gonna like have this baby finally get my body back and then fucking get pregnant again so we'll see what happens and what if uh so do you guys have a plan of like okay so adam's not going to do was at this date? Because what if he's doing like a Sada baby interview? He's like.

Sada baby, I have to leave my real baby is on the way. I feel like he's going to keep working exactly as he's been working because we have so much family around. The only time that he might have to stop working is if I'm actually going into labor and he's on the podcast. I'm going to be like, I'm going to call Josh and be like tell him he needs to fucking stop right now.

What if it happens during our show? That would be so. We would, uh, well, it's going to be in December, right? December. No, October. Oh shit.

My math is terrible. It's okay. October. I hope it's not a Halloween baby though. Oh, that'll be fucking tight. No, because I don't want to give my Halloween's up.

But then you can make it like match the baby. Oh, you got to do that anyway, match the baby, I guess. I feel like I'm going to trick or treating anyways. What is Halloween or what is October babies again? Scorpio, right?

Except it's October 26. Ooh. Scorpio. June 1st. Gemini, two-faced bitch, you know. I love what people are like,

oh, that explains. That's why I get along with you. I'm like, shut up. People say that all the time about everything. Like, oh my God, I hate you already. You're such a Pisces. No, but he's really a Leo. I don't know. Wait, what he's lying? He's really a Leo. He's really a Leo, just very extravagant. Fiery. I guess so. I don't think so. I don't even know what the signs. Yeah, I don't know it at all, honestly. I know too much. Okay, do you know all about the horoscope? Unfortunately, yes. Okay, tell me my Leo. You're very egotistical and you care a lot about yourself, which is very, very, you.

Look at me. I felt that. But I love you. Very extravagant and like to... Over the top. Shall we? Shall we? I felt that, yeah.

And like very, very egotistical. Gemini's, I don't know too much about, honestly. I just know, like, about the artist, like Kanye and shit. People just say that we're like, because it's Gemini's like twins. So people say there's like two personalities and things. Everyone has two personalities to them, though. I know a lot of Leo's and I don't feel like any of them were the description that you gave him. So I mean, I don't know.

I don't know. I think the female and male are different, though. And like your fucking falling, wait, falling signs. What's your rising moon, falling sun? I don't know. Jesus Christ. Adam's going to be really mad that we dedicated any amount of time to horoscopes on this podcast. This is our podcast, all right?

I was so surprised that you were going to be here because I thought you would be like. I was surprised I was going to be here. I didn't think you were going to say yes. No, I thought you went with him to wherever the fuck he is. He's on a fucking like BMX trip. Oh, no. No, I just knew that. But I thought you guys were going on your little trips.

gonna go but then I had all this I was just gonna out I mean I wasn't gonna like go on the BNX trip what if you would have did like a fucking bunny hot yeah imagine ride the rail I don't even know if you're allowed to ride like a regular bike at this far point in your pregnancy because you're like

your sense of what do you call it balance balance is like off because there's so much more weight in the front of you yeah what if you just topple over that's how it's dangerous like I've gained so much weight in weird places and my body's just doing things that I didn't expect like I got a weird rash between my butt cheeks because my butt has gone so big. Thank you for that.

Sorry. I love this info. I was just like, oh, like, okay, and other pregnancy things, you get gingeritis. Like every time I fucking floss, my gums bleed like crazy. It's a pregnancy symptom. There's like weird shit that happens to your body that I had to learn about because I'm like, what the fuck is going on with me? It's so crazy what women have to go through.

Yeah. Why can't you give birth? Yeah, literally. I would, I have the lowest tolerance for pain at all. I would literally be in bed just like crying every day if I had to experience any of uncomfortableness. And he would post it all over his interim. Who wants to take care of me?

Help, help. Ladies, my DMs are open. I feel like having, like, terrible periods for, like, 20 years will prepare you. So hopefully. I have not had to deal with that. So, I don't know. I don't have, like. You don't have a period?

I mean, I have an ID, so no. But also, I never really had, like, the painful cramps where you have to, like, stay home from school and shit. I should have just lied and just say you did anyway. What? I should have, right? I'm sorry. I'm Asian.

I'm a good student. Yeah. Perfect sentence every day. I was a bad student. I would lie and say I was a, that my dick was bleeding, that I was, I had a period. So I could get out of school. The sentence to the mental institute because that's not possible.

That's the Facts. I used to lie about so much shit to get out of school, dude. I kind of want to replace Adam with you on the podcast. It's kind of a vibe, honestly. You guys still can't use your phones. No, I'm just kidding. I will use my phone to pull out the topics. It's right behind you.

I can see them. Oh, okay. Well, let's go. Okay, well, we got through a couple of them already. Okay, this is one that Lennel will know about. What do you think about Meg the Salian admitting to Torrey Lane's shooting her? If I was her, I would have done it immediately. And I don't think there's any problem with what she did.

I mean, I guess it was nice that she tried to, like, have his back and stuff. But, and I don't know, like, how far their relationship was. You know, I don't know if this is, like, they've just started seeing each other and talking a little bit here and there. But she was obviously, like, clearly pretty loyal in the beginning. But fuck, if it was me, I would have just. spoke out immediately. I don't know if that makes me a kind of rat. Everyone's calling her. But I felt stupid. She's not playing tough.

Like, you know? I was talking to this girl who's like kind of like gangster and scary and has face tattoos and shit. And she was like, yeah, that bitch is snitch and da-da-da-da. And she was like, she'd be rapping like that. So she got to live that life. And I was like, does she really rap like that though? Like, I don't know.

Raps about like female empowerment. Yeah. I don't think I ever heard like a song her being like, oh, I'm gonna pull out the blicky. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think. She was like, have you listened to her album. I was like, no, she was like, okay, so you don't know then. So you guys probably know more than me. I mean, I feel like she's not the kind of girl that you like mess with, but she's not saying like I rep such and such a gang.

And so I'm not going to cross me and I'll fucking shoot you. And then like at the end of the day, whatever happened leading up to him shooting her, it don't matter. It really does. It doesn't matter. He shot her, period. And he shot her while she was walking away. It's like. We have to see the video.

So I need to see. Do you think there's video? There was definitely some CCTV video or something. I don't think there's CCTV in neighborhoods. Well, I mean, there's like someone's fucking like, you know. I mean, unless there was like a Megan and Stalian fan, like living in that neighborhood. No, but I'm saying like someone's surveillance cameras from their houses. There's all types of shit around.

I feel like you would have gone leaked already. Yeah. I know. His only footage is like the helicopter overhead that came with the cops and stuff. Yeah, when she was saying all that stuff about the cops and the helicopter, it's like, oh, what would that go down? Like, when she said that shit, she was like, she was like, you know, we're all black. I'm not going to be like, oh yeah, there's a gun in the car.

This nigga just shot me. Like, dude, that made so much sense. Like it just made sense. When she unfolded the story like that, I'm like, I completely understand why she did what she did. I mean, when any, if I see a cop, I'm fucking scared. So I couldn't imagine, like, in that scenario, what it was like, like, I wouldn't want to say. Yeah, man. I saw, um, Max O'Cream come into her defense very strongly.

They have a song together. They do have a song together. But I think just on some, like, Texas. Texas. Do not mess with Texas. You know? And like, honestly, that was cool because like, you know, there's a lot of people coming out and sticking up for her. But there's also a lot of people too.

Like, I saw some rapper that we posted. He was like, oh, you don't know the other side of the story. I heard she was beating him up and all this other shit. It's like y'all niggas picking sides like bitches. Like, bro, because that's some bitch asses. But it's still okay to shoot at her while she's walking away. Not shoot at her. Shoot her.

In the foot. I still. Even if she did hit him, which I don't think she did. I don't think retaliation is shooting someone. While someone's walking away from you, it's just like, it's such a cowardly move. It was like, she said it was five minutes away from her house. And it's like, I feel like the worst thing happened when you're almost home. I hear that all the time.

Like accidents or anything bad. Because you're like, oh, I'm in the clear. I'm good. I know this place. I know this route. I'm good. And then something happens. Okay.

So I don't know like the legality of the case and whatnot, but like, should she is she not supposed to say anything? I was wondering that too. Do you think she didn't say anything at first because of like the jurisdiction legal aspects? I don't know. I don't think you can like get into a lawsuit and shit that early from like when it happened to like how like how would she have already been in the case that fast. But didn't he get arrested? He got arrested from the police.

Yeah. I don't think it was for assault though. It wasn't for like. But I wonder if they. what she said in his case. I'm sorry. He got arrested that same night for possession of a firearm.

She got shot. Like, why are people really trying to make this as a debate? I wonder if she'll, like, sue him, though. I wonder if there will be a lawsuit or if he'll just have that gun possession charge. I feel like she's, something's going to happen.

Regardless, he's probably going to get deported. Hasn't he already been deported? Maybe. I don't know. Did you guys sign the petition? What position? To get him deported. Send him, send his ass back to candidate.

No, you know what was crazy though? So Maxo Cream told a story about how they were at this restaurant called Wee Jamming, like kind of in the hood in L.A. And I heard it's good. I haven't been there yet. It's really good Jamaican food, but there's better Jamaican food. But shout out to Wee Jammin. Anyway, so they're like, they're in like their black SUV, you know, like rappers and their black SUVs. They're in the black SUV, Baxo Cream.

And then Tori Lanes pulls up behind them. And they already had their food or something like that. And Torrey Lane's assistant gets out of the car, goes and gets his food. He comes back and he, like, opens up the wrong car door because he's, like, on his phone, like, not paying attention. He opens up Maxo Cream's door instead of their door. I would not want to open that door. They all up the pistols on, on Torrey Lane's assistant. By the way, Max O'Cream said the story.

I'm not like the drive. The craziest thing is, so Adam used to be managed by Torrey Lane's manager people, right? What were they managing Adam for? No jumper brand? I don't know. Okay. So then, so I've obviously, I've met. So this is the same guy.

I just wonder, because I just get funny. And it's just funny because we went on tour with maxo cream too in Texas. And it was like those people and maxill cream and then our people. You're like putting it together. It's just funny. If it's the person of who I'm thinking it is. But look, he made the whole point of like, okay, so, you know, when we up this pistols on you, y'all niggas ain't do shit. Y'all niggas were scared and like, oh, like blah, blah, but you went and shot a female in the foot.

lame over nothing not that it justifies anything but I wonder if he was like super wasted because I just can't imagine someone being logical and also doing what he did did did you guys see Asian dolls response she flamed him up to Torrey lanes I believe it yeah but I wish I could pull up the tweet so but then Adam also like made the point of telling a story when I think Adam interviewed him at the store that there was some situation where there was a whole bunch of niggas in front of his sprinter van and he had to security and all that but he was like give me the gun he wanted to go outside yeah so that kind of like people telling these stories kind of puts into perspective like what type of nigga he thinks he is

i feel like he has short guy syndrome yeah is he really that short i think he's like five four i'll tell are you lena like five two five one you guys are like almost the same height yeah and megan's like super fucking tall yeah you and uh 42 dug are the same height y'all my god she's gonna be like who i heard his name on this podcast listen to the song we paid Look, listen to it on the way home. You are hilarious. And let me know what you think about it. You've definitely heard this song before, for sure.

I was like, I'm gonna come on this show and fucking embarrass myself. Everyone thinks I know everything about rap because of who I'm dating. I know a lot more about rap because of who I'm dating. But Adam literally sent me the drama alert today about, um. Lil Mosey. No, it wasn't about Lill Mosey, about KSI and Trippie Red. And I was like, okay, I'll watch drama alert today. But you watch, you know, like, YouTube shit.

I know you know who KSI is. No, I know who he is, but I don't really, I've never seen one of his YouTube videos. I know what he fought Logan. Paul, you know. Yeah. But. So that's apparently what, that's apparently what he was mad about. So they did a song together.

Has anyone heard it in the table? I have not heard it. I have not heard it either. So yeah, I just like, so I watched the drama alert and basically Trippy Red and KSI have a song together, but Trippy Red started randomly calling out KSI while boxing with Jake Paul. Okay. And like switching sides basically.

It doesn't seem apparent what he actually was calling him out for. He like verbally said like KSI. He just verbally said like KSI. I probably started saying fuck KSI or something like that. Oh, because I saw the video that I think I saw the video that Trippie did with Logan when he was like training. Or is it Jake? It's Jake. Jake when he was training.

And I know what sucks it up. Same person. Sorry, blonde. I don't know. They look the same. And yeah. And then I saw the response that KSI said to Trippy. He didn't interview and they just asked him like in the interview, what's the worst.

I love that she knows that. I watched the drama. I'm so proud of you. I literally linked it to me like, you should watch this. You should watch this. So anyways, I guess KSI did some podcasts and they're just like, who was the worst artist that you worked with? And he was like, oh, I wouldn't say the worst, but it wasn't like a pleasant experience. And he said Trippy Red.

And so they kind of went back and forth and Trippi was like, you paid for my studio, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, this is professional. We ain't friends. No, that's a fact. It makes sense. That made so, like, people, I deal with this on a daily basis on obviously a way smaller level. But it's like, bro, because you pay me like. however much money for a verse like that don't mean we're like best friends and like I want to know I get that but I just didn't

really understand on what basis trippy red was randomly calling out KSI for because it seemed like in that okay you're in a video boxing Jake Paul and they clearly have beef so are you trying to get clout is like this is before he started he started the whole lena coming with thing so that's why I was just trying to like figure out like why like why because if if you're in a video with Jake Paul who KSI clearly has beef with don't you think that's going to get a lot of views if you call out? KSI while you guys are boxing. But at the same time. Yeah, that's not wondering.

Like, you do it for Cloud? For sure. But at the same time, too, yeah, he probably did it for Cloud. I don't think he needs Clout though. Whatever. But at the same time, it's like, bro, who is he to be loyal to KSI? Who gives a fuck about this random dude? You like, got paid to do a feature for, you know?

Yeah, and I'm sure he's just like us. I mean, I don't know about you guys, but has never seen like a KSI YouTube. He probably just not give a fuck about any of that shit. And he has some other rich white nigga hit him up. Like, hey, let's go fucking box together. And I've seen Trippy do. be due features for literally the most random artist. So I'm sure he's not like best friends with all these artists that he does music with.

I just thought it was kind of random. But I mean, I also don't know like how that world works as much. I think I just see both sides of it where it's like I wouldn't get I wouldn't have given a fuck either. I would have probably just go link with Jake Paul and make a video with him too. Why not get? But would you have been like fuck KSI? But then also you can't have a song like please don't go switch inside.

Switch inside and then you go switch sides. That's almost too. And then KSI brought up a point that like you never had a number one top 10 hit in the UK. Who gives a fuck? I'm sorry. KSI cares. I mean, he's from the UK. KSI cares.

Top 20. Whatever. But. It was number 11. But. Oh, I don't know. Whoa. Are you making it up?

Okay. But let's be honest. Would that song have went in the top 20 without Trippie red? I never heard the fucking song. Does KSI actually make music or he's just like a YouTuber? No, he's a rapper. Top 20. I thought he was like a gamer.

Who's better KSI or DDG as a rapper? I never heard a KSI song so I can't say. I've never heard either. Do you so you guys know on Joe Rogany as the fact checker? Is that Josh right now? Can we ask him what KSI does? We don't ever have fact checkers. Oh, can you just say whatever you want?

We throw things at the wall. I'll get so mad when I'm watched, sometimes watching because Adam will be telling a story that happened in our personal lives completely wrong and I just want to be in the chat. Like, that's not what fucking happens. I knew he embellish his story. I don't even know if he necessarily is embellishing sometimes. Sometimes he's really just, like, he'll be getting the girl he's talking about completely wrong. Where, like, where she was born or what ethnicity she is.

And I'm just like, you're making shit up. She's Latin American. It doesn't mean she's from blank place, you know. But then when he does that and like, I'm like trying to call him out about the details, he's like, oh, the minor details are matter. I'm like they absolutely do. I mean, when you're, like, reporting, I feel like it kind of is. That's what I'm saying. But, you know, hey.

Or sometimes I'll tell him something in confidence about a girl I know and he'll fucking say it on this podcast. We have. I don't tell him anymore. Right? I don't tell him. I should have anything. She made me realize that I shouldn't. She fucking dates him.

She has to talk to him. No, no. He's like one of the only people I talk to on a daily basis. Kim made me realize a long time ago. Like if you don't want something to be on the internet or on the podcast. You don't tell Adam. Come on. Yeah, that's a fact.

Adam's the PR for our lives. Like, you can't tell things. Jesus Christ. Because I think Adam like to an extent he kind of forgets also that you don't want. And he's so open about his own personal life. Exactly. He kind of just thinks that. Which like I am too.

Like certain shit, I'm just like, yo, like, like, I had a serious talk with him about something. Like, yo, this shit is not a game, like some crazy shit. Like, is about to happen. I don't want to talk about this. He came on and talked about it immediately. And I fucking yelled at him afterwards. And that was the first time he ever apologized to me about anything ever. His apologies are weird.

I don't know. Let's not make this an Adam podcast. Fuck him. He's not even here. Who gets it? All right. Wait. So speaking of guns and gangster activity.

Have you ever touched a gun? There's one in my house. Isn't it rusty and old? It is rusty and old. It's not in the safe. That's why I touch it because I have to move it when I'm cleaning.

But it's not green like that chain. You got me. Is it green? That shit buzzing. I'm joking. Also, I'm upset that I got the short end of the stick in turn. How?

You got the bigger chain with the, what the fucking tennis? In terms of the quality. The ice of no jumper. What'd you got? Because the first time that I wasn't here, it was like one of the first times

that I didn't come to podcast because I had to like do some other shit. Aaron Carter comes Gives house phone $1,000 in cash And a gold chain Yeah, I have that gold chain In my house

Do you think it's real? I literally wore it For like all that whole year I've had You don't happen Did you have good luck With that chain On her bad look?

It's at my house I'm actually getting the I got a pendant Made for Secret Project And I'm gonna put it on that chain But then It's definitely real So then he finds this love chain

Adam finds this love chain And then I was like And he was gonna gift it to him actually and I was like, what? Hello, I'm right here. He was going to gift me the love chain? Yes. So then I get gifted the love chain.

It's really ugly. It's really ugly. It's really ugly. It's really ugly. It was in my makeup drawer for a really long time. Every time I would open it, I would see it. I was like, watch this in here. I have no idea where it is in my house. So then he comes back and then he gives him that chain. And I'm like, I get the worst. You got to make you a cuteer one than that. You need like a girly one.

Yeah, like a shout out to junior to jeweler, but I'm pretty sure this was his first pendant that he ever made. I thought he did a good job. It's very rough around the edge. though. Like it's not like smooth, you know? I feel like it's a hard first chain to do because it's so detailed. No, for sure, for sure. And it's like so tiny.

Shout off to my boy, man. Show that to my boy, Jr. He also made me some jewelry too right after he made this. So we were in the loop of first couple of people getting jewelry from him. I feel like you should get like hanging earrings like one says no jumper. I'll get you that before I wear it. I don't know many basketball tattoo for no jumper because I don't play basketball. No, and you have a role.

on this podcast place. He has broke being tatted on his fucking hair. I'm honestly going to get it covered though. I'm sorry, Adam. Why are you getting it covered? Because I'm working on my own project. You should get Lena and Adam. Oh, yeah, sure.

Stan, Lynn Adam. You should tattoo that on the baby's knuckles. No. Mom, dad. Do you guys think that Adam's going to get like a huge portrait of the baby, like on his body? Like, I feel like everyone does that when they have a kid. Or like, at least get the name.

I don't get the name of these. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. What? People usually get portraits when something bad happens. I don't want to say that he's going to get. Oh, I know. I got my mom's name tattoo right here after she went to the hospital.

So maybe I should have waited. You never did the reaction of like if. Because honestly, like not to get all sad and shit, but her vision is like so bad that she could even really like make it out anyway. Like I was like this close to her face. I'm like, mom, you can't see what it says? And she was like, I don't know. I was like it says Rhonda.

She was like, oh, all right. She's like, she doesn't care anymore now. I love you. She used to care, but she doesn't give a fuck now. Just like do whatever you do. I think she's a, it's long gone. I'm a lost cause at this point, you know? Too far gone.

Can I just notice how awesome your hair is? I just wanted to tell you. I don't like my hair so that I tried to wear more flashy outfits. So I like, why don't you like it? It looks amazing. Yeah, it looks really good. I don't know. The bangs are too short.

The color is good. It's like a little bit too red. I feel like I look like kind of like seen like hot top. Yeah. You remind me of like a hot topic. It's kind of a guy, but I like it. You might as well just get this tattooed on your eye if you're going to do it every day. I might as well just get snake bites.

That's kind of a mood. That's a vibe. I like snake bites, but I don't like them. I'm joking. The scar never goes away. That's what happened to my Monroe. Ugly. I wonder if I'm going to look this up one day, but I want to like get like skin removed from like my toe or something and they put it here.

Oh, come on. You want to get a skin graft to remove that? I hate it. It's so ugly. If I could skin graft anything, I was skin graft this fucking scar on my eyebrow. No, that's a good story. Yeah, I got hitting a face with a beer bottle.

You need to look, you need to look at this video. It's fucking crazy. I don't know if I'd be able to stomach it. I can't find the video anymore. It's deleted from my old Twitter RIPP. That's one of the most craziest fight videos I've seen. Wait, I'm gonna tap in with my homie. He might have it.

Reese definitely has it. Not like when it Reese's homies, he might have it. One's last time you gone into a fight? Almost last night. Oh. With my producer, because he's being weird. I'm glad you- A physical fight.

What was the last time I got into a physical fight? honestly I'm not as crazy as like I make it seem I haven't gotten to a fight I'm just so fascinated by people who get into fights because I've never been in a fight You've never been into any fight at all I've fought like my brother but like I don't feel like that count Yeah I don't feel like they count either I really don't remember when it was last time I got to a fight I don't want to get in fights I don't want to have beef me either it's kind of weird I feel like I'm way too old to be getting into a fight I'm like I'm gonna be a mom You're gonna be a fucking mom would be so weird no but I'll be ready to go though if it happens but what I don't want it to happen but like when it when it's

starts to happen. Oh, I thought you meant like ready to die. I mean that too. I was like ready to go. You ready to die? I'm ready to die. I'm ready to disrespect me. He better be ready to die too. You're going to fight academics? That's the whole reason. I love how she just went there. I'm sorry. What are you calling you house cat? That's the whole reason why I can't go back and forth with him on the internet is because like I would never see this thing in real life. So it's like what's the point of me like beefing with a nigga I'm never going to be able to see and like put my hands on and choke and twist his nipple. You know?

Just so he can rant about you until 3 in the morning. Honestly, he's probably, I think Selena text me and said that he was about to go live at 7 p.m. Which is now. So he might be. He might be talking, calling you to his house cat right now. Might be calling me a little house cat right now. Him fucking on Twitch is something else.

I've never seen someone talk so much in my life. Jesus Christ. He probably burns a lot of calories yelling like that. No, he's sitting down. No, but if he, he's a lot of energy. Yeah, but he should be way skinnier. But he's drinking. I'm not going to lie, dude.

He's fucking hilarious sometimes. He's really good. really funny. He's really funny, but it's just like, he's just such a bitch. Like, he's a hoe. He did the same thing to Adam that, I mean, he did the same thing to me that he said he was going to do to Adam. He was like, oh, he said he's not

going to do that. Yeah, he was like, oh, that would be if I brought some girl on, da, da, da, da, and I'm like, bro, you just tried to do the same thing to me. You did the same, he did the same thing to me that he was mad at Adam about. He's mad at Adam for bringing on Selena and telling a false story and not having any journalistic integrity. You did the same thing.

exact thing. Lame. To a young black man. His whole platform... He's trying to block your blessings. His whole platform has been built on him trying to diminish other people's careers before they even got started.

D Savage, young bands, Nav, but Nav fucking went through the roof. It's just like, anytime I come on here, I try to put Adam and Kim onto new artists that are up and coming. I shout out the fucking random brands that I'm wearing and shit. It's like, I use this platform that is

arguably a little smaller. I use this platform to try to shed light. You're fighting for saying that. I'm just saying. Like, I try to shed light to like, you know, up and coming people and like put people on. Yeah, but you're trying to block my blessings. Why? Because you don't want me to hit 100K.

I want to see you win, King. I have my phone right now. I want to see you win. I just want to get it before you so you have to get the tattoo. What number are you at? 83. I'm still higher than him. No, you're not.

I might have passed you by now. I'm still higher than him. Let me see. We'll look right now. You know when I first met Adam, we were in the same exact contest because I think he was at like 91K. And I was at like 81K. That's a fact. Now I passed him like five a lot.

I'm pretty sure I just passed you because I'm on 80. I'm at 84.1. I wish I cared about Instagram. And you're at 84. Ha ha ha. Let's go. Don't break your phone. Roll to 100K.

Follow me. Oh my God. Because she was trying to. I feel he's so annoying. I brought it up like three times. He texts me about it every morning. Because I don't take no bullshit. I'm like Jesus.

Because she was just trying to fucking shit. She was up by 20. You guys send good morning texts, but it involves statistics. I don't respond. I don't respond. One take. Go off keying, okay? I had like 40K.

She had like 60. She's like, I'm like, oh, I'm verified. She's like, yeah, but I got more followers than you.

Catch up. That's not what I want. She's like, she's like, catch up. I got 20K more than you. Now I'm past you. How do you feel?

How do you feel? I just passed you right now. Shout out to Selena Powell for the shout out. Oh my God. I have such a large and fluctuate. in fluctuation of women following me? Yes, and be in my DMs

because of Sleena Pau. I'm not responding to any of them. All I have to say is once your name is above me on a festival that I booked you for, then you talk to me. And also let's talk. Was your name above me?

Yes, it was right before you. And talk to me once you have a green room that doesn't end at 11 a.m. And then you have to come, and then you have to come to, My trailer to hang out and escape the heat from Vegas. I love you, go off key.

I'll give you that. I hope that you get 100K, but I hope I get it first. No, you went off. That was fired. I love you. She's like,

God King, and then let me roast you. But, I know, you can put them in that place. You guys were funny. I just want you to stop texting me. It's really annoying.

No, look, I'll show you. You should really get a shot your analytics and sent it to her every morning. I sent a screenshot of the morning. It's so annoying. It's so annoying.

I really don't give a fuck. I'm on. You guys are. But no, let's get back on track, guys. Okay. So I want to talk about Lil Mosey being a fucking gangster, yo. How old is he now? Probably 19.

18. Oh, he just turned 18. God damn. I feel like he's been like 15 forever. I know. That's what I feel like too. And I feel really weird about liking that song, Blueberry Faggo because I feel like that song is so far.

It's so good. It's really good. Oh my God. He really sends you screenshots on his Instagram of day. Please shout me out. Like, I don't ask for shoutouts, but this, please. That's not fair, though. It is fair.

You have like three times the followers of the person that shouted me out. Me? So? Yes. No, I have like 10 times the amount of followers that the person who shot out. Anyway. Okay, Lil Mosey. Okay.

No disrespect, but I have to bring up the fact that he has been in a situation where he was robbed. I saw all the chains. Yeah, they like, but they didn't even like, they like just like aggressively made him take it off. Like they didn't like beat him up and rip him. it off. They're like, bitch-ass-nigua, you better take that shit off. And he was like, oh, man. Was it confirmed who the people were? I don't know. But I don't know. But like, for a lot of

people that don't know, Seattle is actually fucking lit and it's actually really crazy and shit be good. What the what the fuck is that? Especially fucking Tacoma. That shit's crazy. What the fuck was that? People were just screaming and yelling outside. They were like getting assaulted. Well, yeah, who would be walking? Anyway.

So I feel like after that situation with Lil Mosey, I feel like he had to, you know, step of his artillery and uh you know make sure he's rolling around with some goons to protect himself was he like posting it in a video or something i didn't research this topic because of the the story is actually really weird so they were driving around in a car with no license plate so that's why they got pulled over that's ridiculous but then the the the cop saw an empty holster i had to look up what a holster was i didn't know that's crazy to me you didn't know what like you're basically wearing a holster where this cross-body thing this is not

It's just the thing you put your gun in. Yeah, okay, okay. I looked it up. Okay, you guys are both oblivious. So wait, wait, so we don't fuck with guns. Do you wrap it around your waist and then you have it right here? Like, there's a different kind. Like a belt, right?

I mean, there's different kinds. You can have one that you can literally just like put on the inside of your. Oh, wait, is it? Oh, shit, scared me. My dad has a holster for his phone. That's like more just like a phone case, phone bag. No, do you know, like it's like those dad clips? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Remember those? That was the shit. My dad has one still. And you wear like really big shirts. you tuck the shirt in right here. Exactly. To show off your side kit. Yeah. But I thought the holster was like you put it right here.

You can. You can. Like there's different kinds. Has anyone never shot their dick on accident? Probably. You ever seen eight miles? Probably their feet and their dick. You ever seen cheddar bob? Yes, yes. I remember that actually.

But anyways, okay, so then they got pulled over and they saw the empty holster and they were like, get out. There's a gun in here. And then they found, I believe, couple guns. And then the weirdest part is that they found a book bag with four credit cards that weren't in the name of any other people in the car. They're busing cards? What the fuck, little mozy? Crazy.

Extra. That's what happens when you, you know, get in the street life. Is he part? Is he street life? I'm just saying like, if you run around with niggas that got, you know, fucking fake credit cards in the backpack, like, he's making rap money, though. Isn't this the time where like the person,

the other person that got like in the charge with him supposed to take the fucking charge? That's definitely. That's how you know this, not his real hummies. or like some niggas that needed to be around. Was he the one with the holster? No one claimed it. So it's like in like rap situations.

You're supposed to like take rap situations. You're making me uncomfortable. I'm sorry. In rap situations you're supposed to like take the charge. You're supposed to keep someone around you that's going to take the charge for shit like that. I wonder who would take the charge for me. Laura?

No, you wouldn't. I would say I would take the charge. You would take it for me? But you probably have too many charges already. I don't actually. I'm just kidding. Because when I want, because I actually, I thought they weren't going to let me into Canada when I went on tour and they did. So that's why I know that I'm good.

I didn't know I was good until that happened. That's crazy. What if you were trying to go? Yeah, no. I was stopped at the water. Well, when they were searching our van and shit like that, when they looked our names up, I was the only one they pulled to the side. It was like, what's this? Because of your empty holster? No, they're like, what's this, this and that?

Like this case, this is still open. I have cases. I have an open case in Atlanta still. How do you close it? Sorry, I don't. I don't have any charges. It's like a door. Is you just a pay a fine? No,

but do you have to go to court or like? Okay, so everyone always makes fun of me for not like driving, even though I can drive better than not everyone. But I wasn't able to get my license until last year because I either had to pay off a ridiculous amount of fines or wait it to I turn 25, which. So do they just wipe your name with all the money? That's crazy.

Well, it was like a whole bunch of shit that like when I was underage, like I was like 16, 17, I had hell of tickets. And at the time, it's like, all they can do is take away your right to get your license. So I had like a permit. Are there parking tickets? No, it was nothing to do with, it was literally nothing to drive. Like I had like skateboarding tickets from Santa Monica. Oh, it was like stupid shit.

Like not going in on the train. Like just like not paying to get on the train. You look at a crazy life. I was like a kid, dude. I was like fucking, you know, 15, 16. So yeah, I had to. But I had so many that had accumulated. I had to like pay off like a lot of money that I didn't have and then or wait till I turn 25.

So now a license coming soon even though I've been driving illegally for like 10 years. Allegedly. Allegedly? No, I don't. I mean, not that the cops are watching this, but allegedly. I'm like, oh, wait, what? Anyway, so little Mosey's riding around dirty. No license plate sticks.

That is the craziest part to me to just be that reckless and not have a license plate on the car. There was there was a situation where I've gotten a ticket for not having a license plate on my car before. I feel like it's like very... Why don't we have a license plate? I didn't have it on the front of my car when I had, like, I had a car that was given to me. And it was just, they, it was, there was only one on the back and not one on the front. And in California, you have to have one on the front. And so that's what I got.

Like the paper. No, I was like, so stupid. It was like 17, so I didn't know, but I got like a fix-it ticket for it. But it just like happens all the time. So think about that. Like, you knowing that, why would you be riding around with multiple guns, fake credit cards, empty holsters? Because I, from the story that.

I've seen online it seems like if they just hid the holster they might not have been like searched no yeah because otherwise what would have been the reason besides the fact that they have no license plate on the thing yeah they probably wouldn't search the whole car yeah or they might have just because they're young black kids probably yeah but oh no I just feel like at a certain point like if you're you know have a top 10 top 20 song on the radio and are like you know moving very highly in the ranks of rap music you should probably just be moving a little smarter it's crazy because it's like i think blueberry fago is his first like radio hit yeah yeah it's like that comicosey song that was pretty big too i don't think it played on the radio as much as blueberry

fago yeah blueberry fago is on the radio every two seconds josh josh can you oh yuri sorry yurie can you uh pull up youtube or quick and tell me how many views uh blueberry fago has on youtube yeah that's just that doesn't make any sense man i feel like it was just so many young kids just like just doing dumb shit bro like that just makes no sense I'm sorry you should be you should have someone that's going to take the charge you should have real security 135 wow crazy that's a lot of millions honestly thought it was no actually that is way I thought it is way I thought it is way more but actually no that's a lot of millions that's a lot of millions that's a fucking lot of millions god damn it all right man honestly though pray for little mosey I hope he gets

uh yeah everything works out but just move a little smarter bro yeah he's too young for bad shit like this to happen. Yeah, for sure. Early on in his career. He's just getting started, man. He's just, you know, he's just blowing up. Speaking of music, has anyone listened to the new Travis Scott song called The Plan? So I wrote that down without, I was like, you texted these.

Did you listen? I listen to it. I wrote that down. On the way here. I wrote that down without listening to it, right? And then right before I left the house, I was like, oh, let me look this up. Oh, so you did listen to it. But it's like, no, I clicked on it, but I didn't listen to it.

Because I clicked on it and I saw that it was like, pause. pause exactly i'll pause it because it was like from a fucking motion picture it is it the song it's called 10 10 then or something like that i've no idea what the movie is yeah i i didn't even know the song came out but because this was a topic and i want to be informed i listened to it and uh i heard some feedback from the internet and then from forming my own opinion it's very not that good very not that good very not that good it's a i can understand why it after seeing that it is part of a motion picture. It made more sense.

It does sound. It has like cinematic sounding like drum. Yeah. As soon as it started, that's why it turns it off because I was like, no. It just sounded like soundtrack shit. I wonder what kind of movie it is. You think it's like a comic book? I want to look it up, but I didn't.

Yeah. Someone look up Tenant or something like that. Tenant. It gave me like the song that would be played after like the main hero like defeats the fucking boss browser and then fucking saves Princess Pee. I'm just playing a lot of Mario lately. I saw that you were playing Fall Guys. You're supposed to put it on Twitter.

I downloaded it on my PC, but I decided that's the worst way to play it. It's a action thriller movie. You need a controller. Action thriller. No one cares. I know. I don't like watch a lot of movies.

I don't know. I hate movies. I finally watched Joker like three weeks ago. Still haven't watched it. I still haven't watched it. And I still haven't watched it. Oh, my. I didn't like it.

I don't like movies. I don't like movies. I don't like movies. I like TV shows. The girl that you think is hot and it is hot. She's hot. She does have a fat ass. But I did not care.

She's crazy. And it's just everything she's wearing too is to accentuate her ass. No, she looked amazing. But I didn't care for the movie. Really? Maybe. I was so anxious the whole time. That's what it made me.

Because he keeps doing stupid fucking things. I know. I relate to that. I relate to that on a spiritual level. I hope I don't end up at it. Wait. And then the fact that he watches you and relates to it on a spiritual level. What do you?

You. Is that what you say? He's just the craziest person I know. Is that what you really said? You need to wipe that from the internet immediately. What was his name is Joe? Joe. Joe.

He didn't really relate to Joe. He just loved her so much that he just, you know, he didn't know what to do. It's like everyone normal who watched that show was like, wow, he is crazy. It's because he didn't mean to be that crazy dude. You just need to find your rose or whatever the fuck her name is. But he was like a repeat offender. He knew what he was doing. Well, like at a certain point, he was, you know.

He's a fucking psychopath. This should be a Netflix review. podcast. Exactly. I love Netflix. Wait, what was the first girl's name? Beck. Beck.

Beck. Beck. But use her real name, Gwynnevere. Gwynnevere Beck. I've seen it twice. I'm sorry. I wish he didn't kill her.

I like her so much better than the other one. But what's the girl? What's the girl's name? No, love. No, love is the second one. But there was a girl that she comes back. The prequel, yeah. The prequel girlfriend.

I can't remember talking about this. I love that. Girlfriend. So she comes back. She like, he never killed. He tried to kill her, but she survived or something. Remember? Oh.

I love that John Stamos was in that show. Who the fuck is John Stamos? Can I tell you? Uncle Jesse from Full House. I also, where is he in that? He was the doctor that he was, she was like her therapist that she was fucking. Oh, I knew he looked familiar. Also, can I tell you guys a really random funny story about John Stamos?

Tell me. So I was DJing a show. I was dating, John Stam. I was DJing, not dating. A show at the Roxy for Killy. Killy was opening. or not opening. He was headlining, obviously.

Obviously, I was opening. And John Stamos was in the audience. Why? I don't know. Was his kid like in the Killy or something? Maybe. It was so fucking random. His kid had to be in it.

It was so random. And then the managers, the Killies manager was like, John Stamos is here. We're going to be on his story. And then I was on. Everybody was probably like, what? I kind of didn't care.

But I was on his story. He didn't attack me. But he said, he said Hollywood is so, he's like something so like dad. Like Hollywood is so like on fire, right? now. And it's very John Stamos voice. And I'm playing like an X song like that's honestly. I don't know, but it was pretty funny. Going out, going to the Roxy, what a weird time. Oh, man. Going out.

That seems like ages ago. Leaving in the house. Being a DJ is like very weird in this time. I'm like. Don't you feel like you've aged years in the last six months? I feel like I've aged. Yeah. Even in like when I first met you two to now is like, I know. I'm still on that type of time. So I can't say anything. You grown. You grown. I know. I just, I like, I like, I'll just, I like, I. I like to play it down a little bit, you know. Come on Joe. Joe phone. So why did you relate to Joe?

I mean, I just like. I'm gonna psychoanalyze the fuck out of you right now because I just, psychology majors. Yeah, let's go. I just don't understand how you could ever say that. It's not that I like related to him, but it was just like, okay, I feel like he just kept putting himself in situations where like he wasn't meaning to be weird or like meaning to like.

Be a stalker. He was a meaning to wait outside your house and then break in when you were at home. Meeting to be a murdered. Just give me one thing Okay Remember when the girl was like drunk When she was drunk Remember he stalked her

She was drunk And then she almost fell She fell into the thing Into the train thing And he like saved her If he didn't stalk her If he didn't stalk her She wouldn't have died

And she would have died Even if she died later on That's my boba I'm so sorry That was my boba Let's get back to this So sorry I've been craving boba

I didn't let anyone I forgot to Let you guys know. Then he picked her phone up and stole her phone. I totally forgot. So you have done this to a woman? You have fantasized about doing this to a woman? When I was younger, maybe.

Like, stopping her. I'm going to stop asking you questions so you don't dig yourself in the worst. I used to love like old, old Tyler to creator music and shit. And I'd just be like, oh, man, fucking I'm going to go wait outside this girl's house. Stop. I definitely almost. Golden rubber's in a denim pocket. Exactly.

I almost broken in his house one time. I'm going to be honest. Because I know how to. I know how to. That's why. But she had all my clothes and wouldn't give it back to me. Yeah, she's definitely breaking into her house. So I was going, I was thinking about breaking into her house to get it back and also

stealing the $1,200 pair of Belantiaga that I bought her. Do you have any dirty secrets that you want to share since he's admitting? He's a stalker here. I don't really have that many dirty secrets. And if I did, I would not take on here. Yeah, I know. Call me Joe phone in the comments, guys. You're definitely Joe phone.

No, I've never stalked anyone, but like I would. But you would. I would be down. Yeah. I thought you were going to say, like, I relate to Joe. You know he'd like books. I like books. No. No. No. I haven't read a book. Where's the glass cage?

Oh shit. That thing was scary. I would put my shoes in a glass cage. I wouldn't put a person in there though. You know, that's what I mean I relate to him. That's good. I'm glad that you wouldn't walk a person in a glass cage and then feed them through a little box. Oh, man. Okay. Okay. And then killing them. Okay. Let me get this is the point that I was trying to make. So remember she had that like weird shitty dude that like didn't give a fuck about her and she was like trade you know and he was just like oh this guy you would do that to a fur girl i wouldn't kill the guy but i would just be like

save her from you feel i mean so i felt that but what traits is different about joe phone and the shitty boyfriend guy what do you mean sorry i mean i i mean i'll let you live i guess i guess he ended up being worse because he killed her so but he only killed her because he loved her so much. So do you guys watch all first two seasons, right? Are you joking? Okay, so I just want that, like, I was so pissed at the very end of the season finale because I'm like, what, they're just going to start this whole thing all over again

where he's just staring at another girl. Like, we need some character development here. Yeah, he needs to, like, grow out of this pattern. I just feel like that show, um, as well as Umbrella Academy, this is really turning into Netflix. I just finished off a week and I loved it. I loved it. But I just say, is that based off of Resident Evil? Like, uh, superhero

stuff. It's a comic book written by Jard, from my chemical romance. Duh. Wait, but it's not based after Resident Evil? No. Because in Resident Evil, there was Umbrella Corporation,

so I thought that Umbrella Cabin. Maybe. Maybe. Wow. But anyways, I feel like shows, shows like that, it's like the storyline

is already so crazy from season one that it's like, how much more can you do to this story line? Yeah, if they finished at two seasons, I think that, wait,

Josh is watching it right now. Are you not done? Okay, leave the room. What, you got some of umbrella kind of? Yeah, he just started it and I'm, I've finished it. So I just finished it too. Yeah.

So I just feel like it's a, it's kind of annoying. Like, you know what you're watching Superbad and they just keep getting into trouble and keep getting in trouble and bad things keep happening? I hate that. Like, there needs to be a resolution and then it needs to not start over. And then just start and then just end the show at that point at some point. Yeah. Or you can make it like stupid ass money heist and try to fucking make one heist over two seasons. This is really turning into Netflix review.

Sorry, guys. I love, I love money. No, no. We talk about whatever we want. Who gives a fuck out of? Fuck Adam. He is here. Wait, wait.

Also, Joe killed the fucking pedophile. So he's clearly a saint now. Literally. Who's a pedophile again? That one at Chris Della. Chris Dalia. He's not a pedophile in real life. He just played one.

I don't know if he is. Fuck pedophiles. And fuck Joe. And fuck Joe. Why fuck Joe? He's a murder. Bro, her best friend sucked. She needed to die.

Let's be honest. I've definitely, I've definitely wanted to kill. She was so beautiful. She was successful with her. But I was. But I definitely wanted to kill some girl's best friend before because she was cockwalking you. Or not even cockwalking him, but just like, oh, he's so bad for you. Like, he's so toxic.

I wonder why they said that. I wonder if her friend had her best interest at heart. No, but Peach didn't have her best interest at heart. No, Peach was in love with her. Pete was a closet lesbian. Yes. Can you blame her for having a crush on her? You would have a cockpulls if you had a crush on your best friend?

Genevier or Gwynavir, whatever her name is, Becavir is very beautiful. It's always the whatever. Peach. Every girl in that show was actually really beautiful. I kind of wish they ended up together. Throw Julia Fox in the show too. Fuck it. Just with her ass out.

Her ass is like this suit. She's wearing like chaps. Anyway. Okay. Something you might care about, Lena. Have you seen Jeffrey Starr's new boyfriend? I literally was Googling this earlier today. I had seen the photo on Twitter of him with the dude.

Quite attractive dude with a bunch of tattoos. Did you see it with that arm wrapped around? And then the Twitter police saw the, The tattoos, yeah. That was so obvious because, like, obviously everyone was going to figure out who it was based on the tattoos. But he's not even, like, a famous basketball player. He's not famous basketball. No, he's not in the NBA.

But he's not famous? I don't know. What's his name? Googling it right now. I honestly don't know what the fuck his name is. It's Andre something. It is Andre. But they're posting screenshot of his Instagram.

He has, like, less than 10K or something. So I'm like, how the fuck do you find this guy? What if the dude, what if the dude got in his DMs? I saw people saying that this was just a publicity. Yeah. I was about to say he... PR move so that his... He doesn't look racist.

Oh, that's a PR move on his... That's what I saw people saying on Twitter is not my words, but... Yeah. I feel like bro might be... The other dude might be chasing a bag. I hope he runs it up. Would you fuck Jeffrey Star for Clout?

Or at least take a photo with him making it look like you were fucking him for Clout. At that point, you might as well just fuck him because niggas are going to think you fuck him anyway. No, and then the... Would I, though? I mean, Jeffrey Starr is a huge name. It has a lot of fucking money.

Yeah. What if what if you what if Jeffrey star what rich how rich is Was he was trying to give you two million dollars just for the photo and like that kind of like Oh run it up. I'm sorry. I'm gonna be honest like I'm very comfortable. I'm not gay for pay I'm just very comfortable with my sexuality and I don't give a fuck what people think enough that I would take that two million I respect take the picture and then if it came out if I if I really got like that much hate and crazy shit for it I would just be like hey look I was

to get the bag and just let people know and i guess that's a believable story so you'd have a good cover you know i hope they're i hope they're actually in love and it's like a legit thing it seems new so i don't know about love but like but like would you post with someone that you just start hang out with yeah you got to even even if you're not going to post a face it's like you're not going to just post someone that you just just started i feel like you wouldn't like expose that i would do you see his uh his baby mom's like his baby mom's like his baby mom's like his baby She looks like Masande from Game of Thrones. I have no idea who that is.

And I don't know, like, because from her captions, it kind of seemed like they were like still together. Oh, man. And then he like left her. I don't know because she potentially got left for Jeffrey Star. Kind of just because like she was like, oh, we're so, I'm so hurt and like, da, da, da, da, da, da. Because if it's. Or it could be that she's hurt because he's gay now. I saw a quote tweet.

I wonder if it was her now because I didn't know, know about her, but said like, why is your boyfriend sending me sexy videos from your. property or something like I guess supposedly someone like I'm guessing it was her not going to take fake news but like someone had quotes we did the picture of them two together saying like oh this person sending me hot videos from your house. What have Adam left you

for Jeffrey Star? Right after you had the baby. Honestly Jeffrey Star is like so bomb that I kind of wouldn't blame him. What if he's kind of like beautiful? He's rarely really good at makeup and what if he just turned Adam into like a makeup guru too?

And like they were just both together. That would be more unbelievable to me than Adam leaving me for Jeffrey Star in general. It was just him becoming a makeup group. No, they just like do makeup videos together. Does Jeffrey Star have more followers in you? Oh, yeah. How many followers are you? I don't think you know how big Jeffrey Star is massive.

He used to be signed by ACON. For what, music? Yeah, he was like, he was on MySpace. He was like big on MySpace and then he just kind of transpired. Strait boys where are you at? He was a song by his. He was huge on MySpace. And then he tried to do the music thing.

I have no idea who he is. I think it was. like a different scene no because i knew like fly like a g6 i knew peaches fucked the pain away i knew every my space i got i got i got to fucking uh what is it sucking on my tities like who made the fly like a g6 that's my i don't know marie evelyn no mar east micha avonne was fired too child to far east no that's not far east yes it is yes it is far east was somebody was made like a g6 no that was like the cataracts cataracts made that song um whatever fucking what song did uh fire like i mean uh It's some Asian song, I remember.

I thought it's flat like a G6. No, but they were fired too. Shout out to them. Shout out to them. You know who else was Myspace era rapper that's still relevant? YG. Really? Dude, what?

He had a song about AIM. He had a song called Pussy Killer. Tiger Boy. Tiger was also a very prolific MySpace rapper. I actually met Tyga on Melrose during MySpace era. He had a song called Put the Lime in the Coconut and Twisted All Left, Twisted All. He, like, made it into like a rock.

You guys were very tapped into my space. Oh, yeah. And I was on Melrose and my mom. And I was like, oh, mom, that's Tiger and Gator. That was Tiger and Gator at the time. And your mom's like, Tiger and Gator? Literally. Literally.

And like I was nervous. So I had my mom say something to them out of the car. I was like a kid, you know what I mean? So my mom said something to them out of the car. He said, oh, yeah, shout out, man. Hey, my new video, Lyme in the coconut drops tomorrow on MTV. Nice to meet you, kid. It's like, lost the way.

Yeah, this is like middle school. Yeah. It's like a long time ago. Shout out. If you guys were in eighth grade, I was in like six grade. I'm imagining you like being a shy little kid. I was like a fat six-year-old. I'm like, oh, mom, that's Tiger.

And when I think of you as a little six-year-old, that picture just comes up in my head. Oh, no. The one you post all the time of you and your mom. I hate that picture. At like, fucking universal or something. I hate that picture so much. But you post it all the time. Because it's funny.

That's fine. It's a cute picture. But yeah, who, oh, yeah, YG. Really good Myspace rapper. Little B. A little B in the pack. I miss, like, honestly, I wish that. MySpace never died and Facebook took over because I was learning how to code when I was like

15. That's true. That's so true. It's your days look all cool. Yeah. I still kind of know like the bare minimum of coding with it. I don't remember at all. This VR was dedicated to Nelly because I was like really into Nelly. You had the band-aid? I did wear that for Halloween. That's fine. That's cool. And I wore like what's that whatever his brand was. Uh, Bocao. Bocao. Bocao. Yeah. I wore that hoodie and that was my costume. The Hoh-Wat costume was just the back. Did you have a headband on two? I don't think I did. You should have put the headband,

headband, bandana, bow cow. Air Force. Did you have Air Force One's on? Let's go. And then did you, no, never mind, you were too young. Yeah, like a Pimp Juice cup? I was going to say, what is this?

What is it? Something like an eagle. Drop down and get your eagle off the room. But then I was like, no, I don't want to see like a young kid doing that. I feel like I was listening to way worse, more raunchy music when I was in middle school than now, because I was named Katrina and Lil Kim.

Yeah. And that's what I'm saying. How is everyone so upset about this WOP song? Yeah, I know, I agree. Wait, I will say, my name is Kodak, but you knew that already. I don't want the Wap, baby. I just want the Fetty.

I know. He said that in 2015. Does that mean what it means to us? Why would it not? Does Wop also mean something else like money? No, because he said, I don't want the, because Fetty Wop is a rapper, right? So he said, I don't want the Wap.

I just want the Fetty. I don't want the pussy. I just want the money. He literally is a prolific genius. And this is the second time that she copied Kodak Black to make a number one song. Okay, we're not, we're not spewing that false. How is that false? Don't shit on my queen here.

Bodak yellow. Was that not a complete copy? Did she give him, like, rights to that song or some shit? She needs to give him the rights to Wop too. No, she doesn't. Created the term. Oh, come on. Are you joking?

Nope. I don't want the Wop. Baby, I just want the Fetti. Yeah, but have you heard, Big ass dick. By who? Safari. No way.

He made a big and a dick. I didn't realize that was a real song. Are you joking? No, I'm not. Drop the link right now. I'm going to go listen to that. It's fucking, it exists. No, chill out.

But I will listen to the song. Damn, that's amazing. He snapped on that. He's so funny. I hope it's a good song. I hope it's terrible. And I hope it's just exactly what you guys think is. Yo, super pause.

I hope he makes a video of him like. On his. family fans. No, I hope he makes the music video of him like being, I don't know, a big dick showing his dick or something. I wonder if Adam still subscribe to his only fans. Why does Adam subscribe to this man's? Adam loves big dick. Is he fucking girls in there or is he just showing dig print? I did not actually lurk. I was going to say you didn't look vicariously through Adam's profile. No, I'm sure Adam wasn't like, hey, do you want to look at Safari's dick pics with me? I did look at Salinas though. He had me look at Salinas and I actually like,

Commented on it But then the audio didn't work That's sexist He had to look at the women's But not the man You know what? I just want to say The Adam and I did podcast

Two years ago At the back of the store And he wanted me to comment On Selena And I said Why the fuck does Selena Not have a private Snapchat Why is she just doing all this stuff

For no money And I'm here she was with an only fans Wow Would you sign her to theplug.com Theplug.com Would I sign her? You still have that? Oh, Lenis plugs

So you have other girls underneath you? No, I don't have that website anymore. But I mean, honestly, I would because I feel like she's like successful. So like, all you really need is followers to be successful at Onlyfans. If Kim started your Onlyfans tomorrow, she would be rolling in dough. But like, I thought about starting one just, just to post my new song on there. But then Blasey told me that it was a bad idea. Because then everyone would just get angry.

Well, yeah, man. It's not my fault. But then like, I would be open about where you're actually going to post before you, before you launch, you know? instead of faking it out because it kind of would suck for people to think that they were getting one thing and not the other. But I mean, I think I saw an article this morning that Bella Thorne made $2 million in a week. I thought it was $1 million. I thought it was $1 million in a week.

So not a day. But she's just posting like provocative photos just which is probably stuff that she would maybe post on Instagram because I don't feel like she's like super clean all the time. I mean, she directed at porn for porn hub. That's fire. I forgot you did that. Yeah. I remember because they brought her on stage at the awards and, like, give her an award or something. Who's porn?

Did she direct? I don't know who was in her scene. I can't remember, but she just, like, did the creative or whatever and cast some people. Would you let Young M.A. direct you and Adam's porn? Yeah, I kind of would be turned on if she was sitting there watching. I feel like she's hot. I want to see that three stuff. Fuck you, Adam.

I'm on my phone. He's going to be so mad at you. I was doing something important. Anyway, I don't really care about these other topics. I know, but I want to talk about how little baby was, little baby got Lil Yaddy a 4PF chain for his birthday. Can you explain what that is, please? 4PF is Lil' baby's crew.

Crew. What is it stand for? Four pockets full of money. Cool name. Rich niggas. Because I want the Wap, not, I want the Betty. Not the wop. I just want the wab, baby.

I don't want a vetty. Okay. Yeah, so, little baby has a crew. Okay, so let me just break down the whole premise, though. So, I love this. QC, right?

QC is the record label. Okay. The big record label. Oh, this is Lennox teaching hour. You know this, right? No. No.

Quality control. No. Yes. You do. You got this. You know this. Okay. So Migos.

It's in the notes. So we got, we got Migos. Lil Yadi and Lil Baby. Other people, but those are like the main artist. And then Trippie Red and Cardi B were signed to the management sign of it. Right. So there's some weird conflict of interest going on between Migos and the record label, right? And they were like suing them for money and all this shit like that.

But then there's also some internal beef between Migos and Little Baby. And apparently like Little Babies, four PF people. beat up offset and stripped them naked in the parking lot. Allegedly. Allegedly. And then allegedly they beat up takeoff outside of a restaurant. Allegedly. This is all alleged.

None of this is confirmed. And it was very interesting to me to see that Lil Yadi, who was also on quality control, who hasn't really spoke out about any of this, to see him almost kind of picks sides, almost, because it was his birthday. He got, first of all, he got gifted a new Ferrari, an upgrade from his old Ferrari. Oh, I love that you know this. By Coach K and P, which are the two CEOs of quality control music. And then Lil Baby gives him a 4-PF chain.

And in the caption, Lil Yati says, oh, like, you used to borrow my jewelry for music videos. And now you're giving me a chain. I love that. Full circle. Full circle, you know? But it's like, to me, is that like a subliminal? Like, I'm taking sides. I'm sticking with the home.

team fuck megos I don't I mean it's hard to say because we're never we would never know unless they were to say something about it but it's interesting to see because the reports before that the rumor mill was that even Yadi had problems with QC and that they weren't all cool so now it's I think it's good seeing that you know everyone is a family I mean maybe they're taking the money that they're stealing stealing from them and buying bottom a car with it you know it's like hey I'm gonna steal 10 million from you I'll take a million and buy a car for me for you Jesus Christ you think that car costs a million dollars probably not a million but really close maybe

the only way that this would be fixed who else is on the label no he's on the management side he's on 10k no yeah well else is they weren't Migos little baby oh city okay city girls city girls also wait fuck but they're they people are saying that they're beefing with Cardi It's getting too much. This is too much. Because I'm trying to think of who me goes has to gift a YRN chain to. Yeah, they definitely have to gift a chain.

There's other artists on the label that we just can't think of right now. R.P. Marlowe, he was on, he was on their label too. Who else is on quality control? Why can I not think of her right now? I know there's people that I like and know. I don't know. All I care about City Girls, I love them. So Team City Girls over Cardi?

I don't like choosing. Are you sure they're in a beef? I don't even know. They're trying to instigate one. And I don't know. This is all legend and it's all so stupid because like when WAP dropped. They didn't post about it or something. They didn't post about it.

And so like the stands are like, oh my God, da, da, da. And then apparently. So they're creating a potential beef that doesn't actually exist. And then city girls apparently, if I'm remembering right, hopefully we don't have a fact checker, but if I'm remembering right, they all right after that, they hit up, Nikki Minaj being like, Yo, what up girl or something. But so stupid. That would be hard if they came out with a banger tomorrow.

Nikki Minaj, City Girls. I would love that. Like to combat the Wop song and it was like the city girls. We don't need to combat anything. Not combat, but I'm saying. Everyone's always trying to pin all the women against each other. I'm surprised no one made a big fuss about Meg doing songs with Nikki. I was really thinking about that.

Well, because she kind of... I feel like she's like the Switzerland. She's neutral, yeah. She's like, I'm just trying to do my thing. You know? She's really like, yeah. It's a smart move not to get involved, but I just feel like. It's also wanting you to get involved.

Even from the jump, like when she first started her career, she was always like, I'm nice and friendly. I love everyone. That's a fact. Yeah. Honestly, she's the last person that deserves to get shot by a midget. It sucks because they just, they want to see her miserable. And it like, it just makes no sense like why they want to paint her in this horrible life.

Remember how much fun we had dancing to her at. That was probably the last. You guys met her in London, right? That was, we, oh yeah, we went to that club, that party. It was like a strip club, but they took all the strippers out. And it was like four stories. And every level had different theme. Like there was like sand and one level because like beach.

And it was a Megan hot girl party. And she and I went together and was like, all girls. It was all great. It was so many. All girls. It was some dudes. All girls and gay. Yeah, it was great.

Like, I was dancing on the stripper pole and I didn't feel like no one was looking at me. Yeah. Like it was fantastic. It felt like being at a gay club, honestly. And then Megan. I got a tiger heat. Oh, she drove the boat for you? She drove the boat.

That was crazy. That was crazy. That was fun. If I think, yeah, that was the last party I went to, period. Before Corona? That was last July. Yeah, I'm like, what? That was a year.

That was over a year ago. That's not what I was going to say. The last party where I had to like stand outside and like try so hard to get in. Oh, that was really hard to get into. That's true. Do you remember we used to do that stuff all the time? Who was we? Not we, but like just like parties like that in L.A.

I'm lying. I'm lying. The amount of times that I waited outside of One Oak and didn't get in. Oh, what? Pre-Lenna of the plug, I was like, pre-le-led-of-the-plug. I was about to say, you could be hosting that shit. Now I don't even want to go. Exactly.

No, but you can be getting paid to go do that shit now. If you wanted to. I guess, but like, I don't- What if you hosted a pregnant, pregnant girls-only party at, at One-Oak. You have to be like. You should do your, oh, you're into baby shower. No. I didn't do it.

I'm not doing a baby shower because COVID. I know, but like. I thought you were going to do a virtual one. You could do a small invite. It feels weird. Like, Hey, guys, I'll buy me gifts,

please. No, it's not that. It's more like, we want to link up and drink, like, lean out of baby bottles.

I really wanted to, like, have, like, a real party and have everyone come out and get a big location. Who's everyone? You know too many people

for it to be everyone. Not everyone, but like all of our friends that we see, you know, once in one. Who is our friends? I just love that you just glossed over

his idea of a baby shower, which is drinking lean from your baby bottles. Wait, I didn't even hear you say that. Exactly. Because you play games, you know? It's like, oh, you got to, like, chug the alcohol from a baby bottle.

You should be a party planner. I'm honestly, I have so many great ideas. You really should. I did that at my friends. And I would love for Adam Linna to sponsor the lead. We did. Yeah, exactly. No, no, we did that at my friends, uh, friends baby shower with beer and I won.

In baby bottles? Yeah, you're supposed to drink that. You, like, put alcohol in the fucking baby bottles and everybody has to chug it. Except for the woman who's pregnant. except for the woman who's like you you line up like six people and not everyone there so i host a party for people to get wasted but i cannot partake it was fun it was amazing i see why you had a good time now it was great it was great they had good jamaican food i threw away the plantains and i'm uh i'm i am so mad at you for having this thing against plantains they're gross they're like all i ever want

to eat well look you have to understand me being an american Jamaican and like my dad being my my dad didn't move to the u.s until he was like 30 something right okay so when i was growing up as a kid I'm like a little fat kid. I'm like, I want some chicken nuggets. He's like, no, you're going to eat this saltfish and plantains and beans and rice. I'm like, I don't fucking, you know, and you're like. Saltfish sounds gross. Yeah, that sounds disgusting.

And like hush puppies and shit. So I have like a weird thing with all these things. Like I like jerk chicken and, you know, off-sales. I feel like I love all the food that I was forced to eat as a kid so much and you just have an version to it. Yeah, it's just honestly, I'm just not a fan of fried banana. clone. Also, it looks really gross before you fry. It's all black and shit.

It's weird. It depends. You can get one that's like not ripe and then it's just less sweet. I'm so good on all that. I feel like it needs like taheen or something. It just needs to be in the trash can. That's where it needs to be. I'm not mad at it. When you still had Twitter, you retweeted a video of plant

hands and we're like, these are gross and it was so offended. It went so viral. No, no. I posted one that went viral because it was at the baby shower and it was like the last bit of food left and like I just like threw away like the last bit of plantains and it was like it had like dude it had like a hundred thousand favorites and it was all these like just like Caribbean people quote tweeting it like you fucking idiot and people try to get all deep people trying to get out deep they're like oh there's people fucking starving and you're throwing away this plate of food that is fucked no dude it was a whole tray and it was all gone and it was like the corner left of it like in the cut

anyway you know what i see you no i'm not lactating my back really It hurts. Pregnipot problems. Damn. Do you have to wear like a brace to like hold it so it doesn't like, I don't know. No, it's just like my upper ribs hurt, which is like the weirdest pain ever. But someone told me it's because all the organs in my body are shifting upwards and breaking shit. I don't know.

I blew it all the way over there for you. What is it? You're like, that's nicotine, right? She was hitting the two. I didn't hit it at all. I'm snitching. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're sitting on yourself.

I wouldn't have noticed. You just came back over here and we're like, look, I'm vaping. I know. Yeah, so Adam has been going outside to smoke every day at the house. That's good. He should do that. Yeah, what a good dad. He smokes so much. This is the question for me.

So I feel like you are probably still at home doing everything and he's just still chilling. I do everything. It's true. Adam is like, I think as of last week, so I basically put on like five pounds on one week. I got like way bigger. And I feel like it finally stood out to him like, oh shit, my girlfriend's pregnant. And I feel like now he's treating me like a pregnant. But yeah, I still do everything.

I haven't like, I work out. I'm like you probably cooked and clean the whole house. Adam's just on his phone like, I can't imagine Adam cooking or cleaning. Adam's never cooked anything in the four years that I've dated him. Maybe like a breakfast sandwich, like a little bacon sandwich. I mean, makes eggs and bacon every morning, but like beyond that meal, nothing. Yeah, that's kind of me too.

Postmates. Oh, man. I miss those Uber Eats code days where Adam just bought food. everyone from free. I'm so over postmates on Uber Eats. I want fucking healthy home cooked food. I mean, you can still.

But you have to put so much work into it. But you can eat it for days afterwards, though, too. But I, since I'm pregnant, I want different food all the time. I don't want the same shit all the time right now. Yeah, I don't want to eat.

But I want a boba now because you have a boba over there. I'm really, I'm really upset about it because Blasey was trying to be nice to me today, or I mean, obviously he's nice every day. But to be, to be sweet, he was like, oh, you get yourself a little drink. And then I was like,

or something. I was like, oh, can I just save it to after and I want to get dinner? He's like, you could have that too. So then I got excited because you two were late, not on purpose. And so I ordered this boba. I turned around an hour later. I see fucking Josh with a stupid grateful dead shirt

and his squirrel hat drinking my boba. You know it only belongs to one person. Lips? Oh, wow, because she's Asian. No, because Kim always has bubble tea with her. I love boba. When we stayed in London together, she kept leaving the fucking house or postmatesing. I put it.

Bubble tea. That's why I'm saying it. I stayed with her for 10 days and that's what she did. So because Cangro is Asian, we just gonna assume. Yes, because I'm Asian. I fucking love Taiwanese milk tea. Yes. Oh.

I'm gonna go get some right after this. And that shit was 12 fucking dollars. Can we go together? I haven't met with you guys together. That's what I was going to say. I don't think I've ever sat and had a conversation with you two like this, just us. It's interesting dynamic. Yeah.

Probably since like 2016. Yeah. It's always just Adam here like ruining the vibe and like being mean. I was there. their first date, okay, guys. This is true. What, dash radio? Yes, I was there.

So interesting. I was, my leg is in the picture of you guys. Oh, my cool. And then you took us to that one show in the, that's when I met you. You took us to a show at the, what's that place in the OC? Oh, God, the observatory. Yeah, and then you guys left me, assholes.

We left you after 20 minutes. I was like, oh, I don't know anyone. At least I know these two crazy people on Molly. Oops. Oops. No, it's okay. I think I knew like, actually I think that's the first time I met, no, not first time I met you, but the first time I met Sid.

Oh, God. It was you sit and I forgot her name. Oh, fucking Hannah. No, no, Ruella. Rulia. Oh, Rulia. Rulia. I really finesse her friendship just to, like, to meet my ex-girlfriend.

Did you kill her like? No, no. I use her mutual friend to get to her. You are like Joe. That's very joey of you. Joe phone. Big Joe phone move right there. How long have we been streaming?

It's 8 o'clock. Two hours? I mean, I mean, we could fucking wrap this up then. Two hours. Whoa. Chat, that was episode number 40,

no, 57. 57. Oh, I know, for show. 57. Shout out to Lena the mom.

You did a great fucking job. I love you. Sweating over here. Let's start a petition. The new petition is to replace. Reprise Adam. Adam yelled at you one time because you said something wrong and we, no.

He yelled at you because you were faced this way. Oh, I remember that podcast. I talked about it later. I didn't like that at all. I did. I didn't like that. Did you yell at him?

him when he got, when he got home from the academic stream? Oh, no. Why not? How did I feel? Yeah. Like about him not defending you. Did you feel like he defended your honor and not? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good better question. Because I want you to know that I am now beefing with academics because I try to rebuttal him for him trying to come at you. So I was in the chat during that show and someone said, Adam definitely now has the patience to be a father. And that's exactly how I felt after I watched that. And I feel like he just, wasn't entertaining any of academics' BS and I thought like that for me that was really respectable

because if he was trying to just get lower and lower it would I wouldn't have respected that you know yeah but that's I mean as I was watching it I just it's kind of funny because like the way he was telling the story a lot of the things was like that's not what happened like I never came on his stream naked like I was wearing like a brawlet and I just didn't know Twitch was bad and like he was like he was like oh you can't wear that I was like I didn't know and like just oh god He's streamed for like four hours after that. Yeah. It was all,

every time I post any pictures, now it's like six trains, which one's baby is it? Oh, I hate that. Like, cool. How do you, how do you deal?

Like, this is just me asking like friend to friend. Like, how do you deal with that kind of like stuff? I mean, I feel like for like my relationship with Adam, like there's no question about like my loyalty and like there. I don't know.

It just like so. when I see it, I'm like, because it's like there's no way it could be believable, I don't even care. You know, if I was like shady and I was like, you know, cheating on Adam and it was comments like that maybe it would like scare me. But it's like I know where I stand in my relationship and I know like where we are and stuff. So it doesn't bother me. But we had talked about all that stuff before it ever even happened like with the stream, you know? Yeah. So that's the whole thing.

It's like obviously if you don't care and then obviously Adam doesn't care, what are you trying to make this whole big deal? but I will say like when he was saying that like Adam can get away with certain shit because he's white and like he has to like you know fight for his position a little bit like more I kind of like felt that a little bit but it was like it's just like he he was like starting to make some kind of valid points but then also just diminishing them immediately after he also wasn't really relaying them in a sane way so it's like how could you listen to what he's saying also like him saying like oh you know you told me that I could fuck Lena blah blah like I'm black I can't say stuff like that it's like that that that Twitch is like that Twitch is like that Twitch is like that Twitch is like that Twitch is stream or whatever that we did. I had literally just met Adam like two times before that and we were just fucking at the time. So obviously he was making a joke. Like Adam jokes about dumb shit like that all the time. So it's like.

That's like his whole fucking style of comedy. Yeah. Yeah. So it was just like Adam gives me like like South Park Family guy type humor. For sure. Oh yeah. He loves making the worst possible most offensive joke all the time. That's like his whole move.

So if anyone actually knows his character then they would know that that's like you know, a joke he would make. No, for sure. Well, I feel like we didn't get the, we didn't get the Linna side of that story. So we needed to. I'm kind of mad that we did it like three hours in,

but yeah, we wanted to know. I'm sure everyone in the beginning was like, talk about the train. Yeah, because we haven't seen any of the, the comments at all. But, yeah. I mean, I never fuck six guys in one night. I just want to say that.

I might just ask how many people were there. So I told a story about three dudes. Oh, who cares? And one night. And that's, it. And Adam knows this story because we talked about it a long time ago when I met him. So why do he, why do you try to exaggerate it up to six dudes? I don't know. Also, this is like before I even had social media. Like, and the thing is like,

okay. This is a hippie Leno. This is like hippie Lena and it's like you're like I, Adam and I are obviously very adventurous sexually. Like we have a lot of fun together. What was I just going to be like a prude regular person? And then all of a sudden be in a relationship with them and to be adventurous. Like no, like I came into my like I would probably never have gotten along with him if I wasn't already the way that I was. So you can't have it both ways. It's like you don't meet a virgin and then now you have three sums of porn stars on OnlyFans.

It doesn't work like that. Like not for the most part. I'm sure for some people. That's a good point. Big facts. You know, you can't have it both ways. You got to take your cake and eat it too.

That's why like guys that want to shame girls and like that slut shame girls. But then they want them to do. It's like, huh? That doesn't make any sense. No, and then the second that that girl denies you or that you guys break up, then you're a fucking whore and, you know. You know what else too? Guys that like super thick bitches and then they get mad and like, oh, you fucking fat bitch.

Like you're fat anyway. Yeah, that's, you're hot until you're not down. Then you're ugly. Exactly. That's just the fuck you ugly. You're ugly anyways. No one wanted you when you're the one in my end.

Look, like, niggas, like, I'm just, it's sad to say, but just niggas like academics just didn't have no bitches growing up. They just don't know how to like, you know, they don't know how to, they don't have no experience with women bro that's it i mean i feel like he was just hurt and he just wanted to try to you know make adam feel the same way what's he so hurt about because he because fucking adam laughed at selina telling a funny-ass story selina's hilarious sorry cardie b cried for three weeks that was crazy i don't know she she brought that she said that last night this selina said what what did she cry about that's what academics was saying with that card i didn't

get that story crying for three weeks because he thought that that's that he selina made it seem like they were in on some stories. She still sticks to that that he was and I completely believe her. That he would like that he helped her concoct that. That's another reason why I was never super down with Selena from the beginning was because I love Cardi B so much. I love Cardi B. Yeah, you are you are a Cardi B stand.

We saw her in Miami. I was just like to bring that. Yeah. Weirdest. Fuck. God, that was so long ago. Horrible. And we're getting old.

I'm, uh, thinking about going to like a festival. I'm like, who. I saw it. picture of like a festival like stage and it was like sectioned off where people were like sitting there. You have like it looked like your own like bowl ring. I kind of want to go to a festival like that. That's kind of fire. I hate being around so many fucking people trying to find the bathroom.

Imagine you have like your little section. It's like you and like your Ford friends. And then you have like waitresses coming and like giving you drinks. I would just hop over to other people's thing though. Do you think that you guys are going to get social anxiety and spaces like music festivals now that there's been like this period where we don't go out? I 1,000% already had that before. Before, so now it's going to be worse. I don't know.

You really haven't changed your life, though, since COVID started. I was going to have you? No. What do you mean at all? There's nowhere for me to even go. Yeah, but if there was, you would. I mean, like, I've been to- You still go to parties and stuff.

What are you talking about? You hosted a party. I did host a party. Don't you have one coming up or something? Oh, yeah, and Alabama last weekend. Yeah, but I was talking about. We didn't even talk about our weekend. Is that what you did?

Yeah, that was the first thing on the topic. I'm not going to lie. I had the most wholesome weekend all the time. I went and like so we found this we I'm joining the KKK we're doing this whole podcast back we know we really are honestly who cares I went to Alabama and I wrote ATVs that's all I did that sounds fun I care that's kind of social distancing right yeah I was on a TV yeah you shouldn't because you shouldn't be more than there's probably less people in that area of Alabama than there is in L.000% dude I took the smallest plane like because we had a layover in Dallas was the plane full

no not like every other seat I haven't been on a flight it was a The smallest plane I've ever been. I don't like small planes either. They're so shaky. Honestly, R.P. Kobe, that was the first thing I thought about. I'm never getting on a helicopter again. I fuck small planes. What's the difference?

A big one, small, and they could all crash. It's true. I got really nervous right before it took off. I'm not going to lie. But you're more likely to die in a car accident. That's facts. We know this. Every day.

And that's why I'm scared driving to. We shouldn't go in cars. We shouldn't go cars. I'm walking everywhere from that one. And then you've got hidden by a car on a bike. While walking? On a biking. Oh, God. Yeah, fuck them not biking.

On a bike and on a skateboard. Speaking of bikes. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what's crazy? That's one of the reasons why my license is suspended because I got hit by this lady in her car. I was on the bike and then they tried to flip it around on me. Yeah, they tried to flip around on me because they're saying I was going against the traffic. Oh my God.

Even though it was in a resident. I thought you're supposed to do that. Yep. Even though it's. Don't you just get the right of way? Like always. Like no one's going to get a pedestrian ticket. And it was in the residential area.

So like I got hit, right? I got hit. And like, I tried to stand up, but I was too fucked up. I had to like lay back down on the ground. Holy fuck. The ambulance came. They put me on the ambulance, right? The ambulance has me all tied up.

They're like, okay, we're going to cut your pants off. They're like some really nice $200 dockers that had just bought from urban outfitters. I'm like, y'all niggins are not about to cut my $200 pants off. I'm like, I'll take them off. They're like, no, we have to keep you stabilized. So I'm arguing with them, right? And then the cop gets on the ambulance truck. He's like, yo, what's your name, blah, blah?

Give me your ID and shit. I'm like, for what? You're like, oh, like, we're riding you a ticket for fucking, you know, obstruction of traffic or whatever. I'm like, niggas, she hit me. So I'm arguing with them about the pants. I'm arguing with them with the cop. It should always be the car's fault. That's what I thought, like a pedestrian, right?

Yeah. This is not even the tip of the story. I'm like, y'all niggas got me all fucked up. I'm arguing with them and I just stand up. I'm like, fuck this. I'm off the shit. So I stand up. I put my headphones in.

I'm like kind of limping away. I was like, I was, remember talking about being close by the house? I was literally halfway up the block from my house. Always. And like, at the time, I had the phone with the Wi-Fi only. so I couldn't even call my mom and be like, yo, I just got hit by a car. Aw, the Wi-Fi phone, I remember that. The hotspot phone.

Hot spot phone. Oh, my God. So then I start, like, limping back to my house towards the house. And the cop, I guess, is like, hey. He's like, hey, hey, but I had the headphones in. I couldn't hear him. This nigga grabs me by my backpack and just throws me face first on the ground. What?

Because you got hit by a car. How was I? What? This story makes no sense. And then. Where's his body cam? Let's sue him. Fuck him.

I was like 18. There was no body cam. Fuck him. Then. I never went to court for it. So they gave me two tickets and I was mad as fuck. I threw them away. Never went to court for it.

And then months later, I got some shit in the mail from this lady's insurance trying to sue me. You? Trying to sue me. That's insane. You must have done no damage to her car. I mean, what is she suing for you? No, I think her headlight was busted, but she hit me. Huh?

That is, that's a crazy story. Welcome to being a black man in America. I hate that. I'm so sorry. And then you couldn't get your license for seven fucking years. That's insane. I always thought that when you're, riding a bike or fucking scooter or whatever you're supposed to go

like face towards this traffic so that you know like to get out of the way or something I don't know I just did yeah I don't want to ride with cars coming behind me exactly that's yeah I think my parents taught me that and you know it's crazy the like I don't I think you have to go with the car like as if you're driving but I don't want fucking cars behind me but I think in the residential area that is completely wiped out so like well maybe if they had proper fucking bike lanes then I know I wish the bike lanes were like they were in a lot of European countries where it's just like the sidewalk split between pedestrians and bikes and then you can just fucking bike anywhere you want.

It's because they don't want us to bike. They want us to keep spending money on cars and gas and parking. Exactly. They want to fucking bring down the ozone. Yep. They want to kill us. No jumper. Woke phone.

Woke phone. All right. Well. We did that. Shout out to Lina the mom. Shout out to CamGro. Shout out to everyone. Thanks for watching guys.

When is CamGro? When did the cam grow baby coming? I don't want to have a baby for like another Honestly like five years Blasey Cam But you want a kid do you want a kid too? Of course I want a baby. I feel like you have baby fever

Can I say what you said told to me? Oh God, what did I say? I don't know Is he something? No not, I won't say it I don't know what I don't say it. I don't know what it is about it I'm gonna say this is how

I want a baby mama but but But like we're not toxic he is He's like you know what This girl I'm not going to say the name she would make a I would have a baby with her because then she would just take care of the baby and I would just go to her I did say that

I'm sorry for outing you but that was so horrible I'm like he's if he's in your DMs watch out like you cannot have a fucking child no no but I meant like I meant that like I could go do my responsibilities and duties and like financially support the baby

no not necessarily but I'm saying like he wants a girl that's just going to take care of the baby while he just and he doesn't have to do shit and still dates other women I didn't say all I didn't say I'm asking. You guys are just definitely putting words into my mouth. That's what I thought you meant.

You were insinuating that. I mean, like, honestly, when I tell you stuff, I definitely try to upplay the shit bad because it's just funny to me to see your, like, reaction. Yeah, because I kind of admit that. Because I'm just like, I've never heard anyone talk like that. I know. I don't have pregnant girl leave her. I know that's what he's like.

Whenever I talk to her, I'd really amp it up. Because I'm like, what? Okay. This is not normal. Never recommending any of my friends. You've never done that anywhere. I don't have any friends. I would have.

Oh, hey, wait, no, no, hey. No, I'm trying to get back in Kendra's DMs. I was in her DMs like maybe like a year ago. A year. A year. Yeah. Refresh it. I need to, I know.

I need to like do like the, hey, how have you been? Dating in a quarantine must be weird. You have to really trust that person. I have not seen any girls COVID test. Have you gotten tested at all? Yeah, yeah. My mom. All right.

So it's really easy to get tested now. I feel like anyone could just go and get it. I only cared about catching COVID because I didn't want to transfer it to my mom because she has pre, you know, other conditions that would probably put her at risk, but she already got it. So fuck it. She already got it. Yeah, she like, my mom like almost died and she was in the hospital.

Did you get it from her? No. That was the most crazy part. I'm like, what the fuck? I know what people got it who didn't get it, who didn't give it to other people, which I saw this virus is the most confusing one. It really is. My mom got it in the hospital.

She was in the hospital for like a month. Yeah. She was in a really shitty hospital. She got it in the hospital. And then the day, the day after that she confirmed got it, they just sent her back home. Oh, because they don't want you to. quarantine there. They want you to quarantine at home. I mean, no, they just, they just discharged her and just like, all right, bye. Jeez. Yeah. I hate that. Welcome to being black in America,

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