No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 58

Episode Date: September 2, 2020

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We're live. Yuri, you want to take my phone? You miserable fuck. Fuck you, Yuri. We're live. You know what that means. Live and direct in the place to be. Josh, where's my script?

For what? Oh, I have an exciting Hulu show that I have to tell everybody about before we can get too deep in this podcast. I forgot to notify you about that. Basically, everybody out there, I'm going to talk to this main camera. I want to tell y'all that Hulu presents, his presenting a new comedy series called Woke, Following Keefe, not to be confused with Chief Keefe, an African-American cartoonist, finally on the verge of mainstream success,

when an unexpected incident changes everything. Starring Lamorne Morris, Woke premieres all episodes exclusively on Hulu, September 9th. Visit Hulu.com slash woke for more. So, yeah, there's a new show coming out, and it's called Woke, and it follows, I can try just read it all again, it follows Keefe, an African-American cartoonist.

How does that sound? I would love to see Chief Keefe in the series of Woke. Also, I love that they had you as the presenter of a show called Woke. Presumably, other people who are even more woke than me will be talking about this show as time goes by as well. No Name and, like, Chica should be promoting Woke. Does No Name have a part? Maybe she can promote it in her book club, you know? Yeah.

It can be part of a book club with following a comedy series. Right. Well, hey, I'm interested in Woke. You know, to me, Chief Keefe is a cartoonist, even though I know I'm just saying that. because of those colorful mulah cartoons, just like the glow gang imagery is so strong. Right, they should make like an animated series. I'd watch that.

I wonder if they've worked on it. I wonder if Chief Keep could work within the confines of an animation studio and like action. I mean, really like at the end of the day, if Chief Keith gets a cartoon, what are they going to do? They're going to design the cartoon after him. They're going to get, they're going to do a couple meetings, get some input from him about what he should be doing in his show.

He just had to show up and read it. Yeah, do the voice over. That's a good point. I almost feel like there's other people that might be able to do the Chief Keefe voice better than him. I feel like his... Like who? I think I could do it. I think I could sound more like Chief Keefe for a cartoon than him.

No. No? I wouldn't watch it then. Bang bang. Say your best, uh, Dihana. Dvang Bang. No, you're right. Canceled.

Canceled. No, definitely canceled. That's to that. Keefe. Woke. Wait, what is Keith? What's Keith? that keef is the guy from woke.

Oh, oh, okay. A new show premiering on Hulu that you can check out at Hulu.com slash woke. Got it. Keefe is the African American cartoonist. I thought they meant it was following another series called Keefe. Never mind. Oh, no, no, no, no. Okay.

So how's life? How are you doing? I'm doing amazing. I'm glad that the heat wave is over. Is it? I'm not so sure yet. It was pretty hot out today. I don't know if you, were you not here when it was like 110?

I was actually in San Francisco where it was a, oppressively cold and foggy and raining. Oppressively. That's how you felt about it. To be honest, I've been saying oppressive over the last couple hours a lot. I've noticed myself saying it like four times.

The weather makes you oppressed. You know, there's just something about just the oppression of just whatever. Like earlier today, I said that somebody else was being. There's definitely is. But when I was talking about the way Selena Powell and her friend communicated on the podcast,

I believe I described that as oppressive as well because it oppresses everyone else who's trying to have a conversation at that moment. Are you talking about the first one or the second one? I thought they did a little bit better on the second one. I was actually referring to a piece of content that is not out yet. Your shirt says... Explicit, which is the content that you guys are going to be presenting.

Who made that? You have a new bejeweled hoodie every week. I haven't worn a bejeweled hoodie since the last time I wore one, and you commented on it. I just feel like throughout my life I've known of you to have like 37 bejeweled hoodies. I should make my own. Yeah, you got us at a certain point sell your own. We made a no jumper one.

They sold well. They did as I recall that. It's crazy because it's like that was kind of like, I don't know, a couple months in after like all the streetwear brands were doing the diamonds. And I felt like we were laid on it. But people are still selling it to the day. Yeah. Like the jeweled hoodies.

I think its peak isn't here yet. I mean, that's the part that sucks about being so in the loop as we are is that you think everything's played out and you think that people are going to like not fall for a lot of stuff. and then they actually just think shit is tight. I know we're so cool and hip. Well, you know, we're so in the nose. I feel like I pay a lot of attention. So at a certain point, it's kind of like I end up thinking that shit is more is played out before it actually is played out.

That's because we start the trends right here. This is a trend setting podcast. That's what we're here to do. That's why I'm wearing a vest today. I was looking at that. I don't know how I feel about you wearing the best. I thank you for wearing a shirt underneath. I feel like I could be in a mosh pit right now.

what the vest is going to protect you I just feel like style-wise I kind of look like I could maybe be in a mosh pit right now I don't know you need to be at home like with a baby can I just say that I went to Brooklyn Projects earlier and I was hanging out with Brooklyn Dom and I was looking at this and he's like

you want that I got you so I got to thank him this is the Brooklyn Project slash hundreds this is going to be the first time out of two can we get the AC by the way it's oppressively hot in here so oppressive stop oppressing us Josh because the thing is that I know for a fact

I'm going to have to talk about this fucking jacket again as soon as house phone walks it he's gonna walk in he's gonna say oh you came with the hard jacket what's up with the vest let me see the back is there a bomb is there a bomb on the back but i noticed it was reversible that it's got it kind of looks car hardish this might be the first hundreds thing i've ever shout to hundreds shout to j boozy yeah my guy he works sir he blessed me with the hundreds back before see that's hot no i haven't spent enough time on melrose i don't know who anyone is ever he used to work at uh I feel like you know him. He worked at,

he's, uh, round two. Yeah, I'm just fucking, I'm terrible with names. I was on Melrose today and it was, did she the cool kicks?

I didn't see it because I realized that I didn't know what side of the road it was on. Honestly, say, where is it? I was looking, I was coming from like Crescent Heights and I was looking to the right, but actually I should have been looking to the left. Uh-huh.

And I realized that that's because there's, there's multiple like cool kicks sneaker spots, but I wasn't looking in the right direction, which made me feel kind of stupid. but I haven't you know I just when I was there I didn't really like spend much time going to the other stores because It's where'd you go? Oh you went to just BP I went to BP I parked across the street but it was like you know it was it was it was so weird being back in that in that Environment where people are just popping out they're like pulling their cars up to fucking just

Pull over on the side of the road in my head I'm freaking the fuck out. I'm like is this guy gonna shoot me like what am I gonna do? And then they're just like what are bro? We fuck with you and at one point I was leaving like as I was actually leaving getting in my car and I pulls up across the street. Hey, yo, Adam, come over here. I got to show you something. I just pop. I just get in the car. I just got out of there super fast because I'm like, man, I ain't trying to see nothing.

Like, I don't know who the fuck you are. And then he DMs me immediately. And he's like, bro, I was just trying to give this merch. Yeah. It wasn't academics goons. No, it wasn't a booty goon. It was just some dude. Where did that come from?

The booty goons. I'm going to say booty goon for a long time, to be honest. Booty meat. There's a soldier boy sunk up booty meat. They used to, they're, they're booty meat. That, man, we used to say that so much talking about girls. We'd be like, you see, she had the booty meat. And I still will bust that out.

And people will be like, booty, booty, what the fuck is he talking about? Or like, the other day I was doing the news and we were talking about 6'9. And I was saying, use a bitch. And AD starts laughing his ass off. And then I remember that I'm quoting a vlog that I did in probably 2,000. seven when I say that because there was this like 15 year old Puerto Rican kid that would hang out around us out riding and shit and he I just said to the camera one time like use a bitch use a little bitch and you got little fat bitches on your dick and that's what he said and it's all like we

repeated it because it was so funny the way he said it in the vlog we repeated it so many times that to me that's like a line from like a movie that I just need to recite over and over but nobody else knows. It's like too much of an inside joke where when I heard you say it was not funny. The use a bitch thing? Yeah. I don't blame you for saying that, but AD seemed to really love it. Oh, he loved it.

He loved it, yeah, he's going crazy. He's laughing his ass off. I like, I like, get that booty meat. That dody me. But we're saying it exactly like, shake that laugh at you, chubby, ta-y-la-it-ta-it-tall-a-ta- It sounds like, in my head I'm kind of thinking that maybe booty me, like. And we're doing the dance of too. I kind of feel like I might be like misquoting the case.

cadence at which booty meat was actually. The melody is probably wrong, but fuck it. It sounds good anyways. I'd want to hear that version. That's fucked up. I went on a boat. We on a boat. A boat.

I drove the boat. Let me drive the boat. And I drove the boat. Right. How was it? It was fun. Who's boat? You could rent a boat, Marino Del Rey.

And then being there, everyone else was on the boat very, very drunk. And I was thinking, wow, this is like my first time in probably like six or seven months being around drunk people. Right. It's not fun. You didn't like it? You didn't get drunk? I mean, I tried.

I don't know. Something about being on a boat and like excessively drinking like and being in the sun. You can't get that drunk. I don't know. I feel like the rays soak up your drunkness. Yeah. I got home trying to sleep 1 a.m. I felt myself rocking on the boat and I was like, oh, I'm drunk.

Last time I went on a boat was with ski mask and DJ skiing and shit in Hawaii. Oh, that was fun. And it was fun, but it was like the kind of bow where it's not like you could go into the boat and like escape the sun. So it's just. and we were hungover as fuck we were doing mad coke and drinking so much the night before but the dude who booked the fucking show was like yo we got this boat so we pull up to the boat at like fucking whatever like fucking eight nine in the morning i forget what it was it was early like no i was and but bro the dude who booked the thing he had like 20 hot ass girls too and like i'm

with my girlfriend so who the fuck cares but and still it was like you know it was just like wow we're out in the sun i don't know if i was drinking i think i might not drink not drink after that. But it was weird because it's like we're on this boat. It's supposed to be like paradise. It's supposed to be like the most fun you're having and all I'm thinking about is like wow, I'm hung over and wow, the sun is absolutely obliterating me. And I'm pretty sure

me and Lenin just went home and just slept for like forever. That sounds oppressive. It was oppressive. The sun was oppressing me. That's a fact. Yeah, you got to request a yacht so you can go indoors and be in air conditioning and shit. I kind of like even though I guess I could be considered a person

who has money. I hate all the things the people who have money do. Yeah, I know, like buying clothes. I don't want to go to the Super Bowl. I don't want to go on a fancy boat. I don't want to own a boat. That's for sure. I don't want to have a car collection.

I don't have like one car. I think that's stupid. I just don't really. Yeah. You're a simple guy. Yeah, but now I have a vest. I was going to say, you like your vests and you're like dad caps. I wonder if you're ever going to move on from dad caps.

No, you can't because you're a dad now. I feel like the, because you know the dad cap trend is, is over right. Is it? Yes. But where are people rocking fucking flat brim new airs or what? I don't know what they called like the ones without the snapback. What are those called? Fitteds are in and.

Fitteds are in. And trucker hats. You know that? Trucker hats too. For like the past year, loser. I mean, I just don't like them on a personal level. You gotta get a Leropa one.

I don't deny that like trucker hats probably look fine on other people because like the- I think you look like what you are. I brought a green hose mad trucker hat. Like AD has his friend has a brain. brand called Hose Mad. And he gave me the green hose mad, bedazzled actually. It looked almost exactly like that. It says Hose Mad across the fucking green trucker hat. And I brought it on that trip, but I wasn't planning on wearing. I brought it on the trip to San Francisco because I just know that I'm not a trucker hat guy. Like I just, if you're like a 25 year old black guy, you can wear a

trucker hat. I look too much like I could really be a trucker. So it's like I don't think I could just wear a trucker hat. Like it's just, it's not right. Oh, here he goes. Here's a little fucking, Wow, he got his hair all done up. Look at this dude. I was going to say, should we talk about how we have a missing fucking podcast host? Yeah, I feel like everybody at this point just accepts that he was probably in a K-hole. What is this chain? Oh, the good high rollers, I see.

Hey, guys, what the fuck is up? Show us, show us the hair. Who did this to your hair? I love it. It just sucks. Because you were in Vegas, so you got to get the dice, right? And look at the chain. But the only thing that sucks is.

Speaking of dice. Yeah, and you got the dice pants. Look at him. He's all dyes. It all makes sense. We're going to call you Andrew Dice Clay. It just sucks because I feel like guys with your hair, or guys in general, your hair grow so fast.

So how long are you going to be able to keep that hair soap? I paid a lot of money for it. You should take like hair growth ungrowing medicine. Health, hair ungrowing medicine? You want me to like go bald like Adam? No, just have it like to stay. And then I have to go get a hair restraint. Fake news.

And then get lipo. Why are you dripping right now? What's terrible? We called you saying that. Wait, the hundreds? The hundreds Brooklyn Projects vest. Yo. And no, wait, wait, wait, watch me fuck around on them.

Oh, wait, here we go. Oh, oh, I'll slap me in the head. I knew you were gonna like this part. Boom. I kind of like this. Two looks. This one's better. Yeah.

No, I like, okay, this one looks like... You want me flip it again? It was in Carmar. This one more looks like when niggas be wearing the fake bulletproof vest. Yeah, I kind of feel harder now. Yeah. Honestly, I like, I'll fuck with it. What's up?

I was trying to tell him that he should stop wearing dad caps and switch to, like, trying to miss me the trucker hats are it. He didn't know that dad hats have not been in for like... For like two years. He literally said, what? Listen, I'm wearing this type of hat because this hat works for the shape of my head. And I'm becoming a father.

I was watching a clip. That's a good point. I was watching a clip of me and O'Gizi sitting right next to each other. And it's like we're both wearing hats. But his hat is completely flat and sits way lower on his head. I just don't feel like that's going to look right on me. But that's why you, that's why when you get your fitting, you give it the it's called like the like the pitchers uh bend and you you have it bend and if it

fits you get your side so it fits to your head don't you think i feel like you look okay with the trucker hat i feel like more fit it like like just like uh bank swag just get a boston fit it just wear the same boston fitter for the rest of my life on the topic of i guess you you're looking more and more like flat every day the beard just keeps getting bigger and bigger bro i know it looks ridiculous i can't even Everything I eat, the food gets all in it. I was eating cheese steaks on the road. Tell them to you're sending it for later. Yeah, you were gone for a minute.

Yeah, I went to San Francisco and a little BMX trip. But you were going for like a week, weren't you? Yeah, I felt like it changed. I kind of had like a transcendental, like, moment. You had trans surgery? Yeah, I had trans surgery out there. I actually don't have a dick anymore. I was going to tell you guys about that.

No, I actually booked a trans interview coming soon. That's far. Okay, so why did this trip, change your just because I was out there in the screeks hanging out of the BMX boys just kicking it drinking white claws

but by the way if anyone wants to grab me a white claw I'm totally down I'm like you're down now you want you want a white claw? I'll take a claw Oh my God Okay what?

Can I be honest? This podcast sponsored by Woke and White Claw And and on the topic of sponsors guys are you guys ready? Yes Oh

Hey this suit is What she's about to do? Show us her butt? She got some booty shorts on or something? Yeah, what are you about to do? I'm kind of like, weird it out. She's taking the hoodie off right. Am I on the camera? No, I don't want Knob Creek. Switcher me.

You're out here drinking Knob Creek. Yo, I haven't had these flavors. I think I've only had the... Bro, I feel like such a... Am I on the switcher? I'm black. I'm supposed to be wearing the water. Okay, everyone, are you ready? This is the first time that I've enjoyed sparkling water in my entire life.

I do want to throw that out there as well. Are you ready? Are you have four? You just could slim, too. You just have two at a time. My new shirt. Oh, wait. Yo! With the cup on the face?

Did someone send you that? Unfortunately, now I have sweater. No jumper memes. Shout out no jumper memes. This is a good nut on my face. I'm pro gay. I said that your shirt wasn't gay enough and that I wanted a shirt that said nut on my face.

I'm pro gay. I believe it was my actual. Oh my God. I get to rock my own gay merch. I'm going to put this on right now. And I have one for your biggest fan, Yuri. Whoa. Wow.

I can imagine this coming up in court. You guys have to put it on for the picture. He gave me a t-shirt with a picture of his own face with cum on it. Honestly, that's amazing. I love winter. This is my new favorite shirt. Bro, I did not realize the white claws come with different colored tabs. Oh, my God.

I didn't know that on brand. I've had like five white claws my whole life. I'm out here acting like I'm really into it. Cheers. Cheers. Wait, was this? So this weekend was your first? Your first?

I had one before that. While I was out riding one night, we were kicking it at a clock tower in San Francisco. And I actually drank three in maybe an hour. And I was officially white claw drunk for the first time in my life. I wasn't say I was drunk, but I was, you know, feeling it. You said three? It smacks. It's max.

I'm feeling like Selena and Eliza right now because I don't want to put the headphones on because I don't want to block the hair. But I feel like we're in unison enough to where I don't need them. Yeah. How many hands are you off of? Okay. Calm down. It literally says that on your story before you start denying it. It was a joke.

I had a crazy weekend, but it was crazy productive though. I've seen you with a whole bunch of hoes out there in Vegas. I've blocked you so I wouldn't know. It was hoish behavior. Can you unblock me by the way? Why you blocked? Just restrict them. So we can't comment. No. No. Let's get to So, road to 100K.

You know what's also very annoying about that hashtag? I was watching a YouTube video. It was a random makeup tutorial YouTube video. The hashtag is Road to 100K. Oh, yeah. Everyone. Oh, that's like a thing. I feel like I've seen a ton of people use that.

I used it because it was like corny and weird. I thought you made it up. So anyway, me and Kim are in the battle to get to 100K first. I'm at 90. I'm at like 92 right now. Now you're at 91. 91.2. Anyway, so.

But see, the thing is, Camgro was up by like 20 to 30,000 at one point. She was shitting on me. But then a little house phone came through, got his cloud up. I came through. I came through like Derek, no,

not even before that. I came through like Derek Fisher and the fourth quarter, zero point four seconds on the shot cock left, drain back, shot the three, game wing buzzer. Well, we don't know yet. See, but the whole. You have to realize also the whole time I was up 40,

50, 60, 70K. Okay, calm down. I didn't say shit. He came from behind, though. I don't give a thought. No, no, no, no. Also pause. Yeah, super pause.

Super pause. No, she, every now and then, she would make a little jokes like, ha, ha, got more followers than you. Yeah, like every year on your birthday. So I have a nice birthday reminder. See, but I don't forget shit. I remember it every little time that you try to shit on me.

So I had to come back and just, you have anything else to say? Before I present my fact. Think about how hard my life is. My girlfriend literally has. twice as many followers more than twice as many followers. I hope she shits on you every day about it. I'm just saying like I mean it's you know that's one thing. You might have

around the same number of followers as her right now but you are are let's be real it's like harder to get followers as a guy. Yeah. You got no pussy. I mean we don't know that yet. Kim allegedly does so I mean like I don't know. Also okay are you ready? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me just say one more thing. This whole row to 100k hashtag row to 100k battle is pointless because the premise of it is whoever wins has to get a tattoo

of the other person. Kim already just agreed that she's not going to get the tattoo. So that's why I'm going out of my way to like rub it in your face that I'm about to win because nothing's going to happen anyway. Point one. He told me last week he wants me to win

because he wants to get an anime girl tattoo and say that it's Camgirl tattoo but it's actually an anime girl. Two. You don't even have tattoos, dude. That's what I'm saying. It's not fair. Two. He has literally five Xanax bars down to his thigh. Point two.

Appreciate so much for the shout-outs and also appreciate you, Len, I love you so much. She's in it with me. She was like, we can't let him win. It became a we.

So I just have to say, Adam, I'll present you this information. Please take a look at this. What does this say? Former username zero. Look at the end. Accounts with shared followers, zero. Okay, look, look.

You see that, right? How many followers? How many, who do I share followers with? There aren't any public accounts. Are you ready? Are you ready? What does that mean? Let's see, how many does he have?

Accounts with shared followers. What does that mean? Okay, you want to see? Look at that. Adam 22. Close. Your bracelet just came off. These are the public accounts that have the most followers in common with little house phone.

I'm just saying. What is that feature? I have no idea what that even means. I'm kind of confused about that feature. Dick riding. Oh, so basically you're saying that I only have followers because of Adam. Oh. Dick riding.

So all his. followers follow me, but for some reason a lot of your followers do not follow me? No, that's not saying that. He got 53% of his followers from you. I have not enough. What's yours? We, let's... I just showed you. It said zero public profiles. I'm self-made. So you got no followers from Adam?

Zero. I got zero from Adam. From no jumber. I got zero. But you have 53%. You know, I feel like the other 50s probably from there's a lot of hating on the working man these days. And I don't like this. I was just watching a podcast or a stream excerpt from He Who Shall Not Be Named. And he was going in hard on the JPP boys acting like, oh, you just work or bees.

You just work for, I'm like, bro, you work for complex though. And you work for Twitch. Nothing wrong. He said he's a partner. It's about utilizing a platform.

You know, you getting a job. Like this put, I can work for someone right now. I'm drunk. If Drake hits me tomorrow and says, hey, I want to give you a creative,

direct position. Here, we're going to wing you into the OVO empire. You're going to sit at the desk three hours a week and work for me. Boom, I'm in the business. Now, Drake is my boss. So it's like, there's plenty of, like, anyone who's smart about building up what they're doing, you should be looking to have an ill boss that will help you to, like, elevate whatever it is that you're doing. Yeah, yeah.

Or like, you know, if you're a smaller artist and, like, a bigger artist wants to, like, you know, sign you or put stuff out. I mean, I'm not saying it works out for everybody. But I just think that, like, the, because, you know, I was just watching Dame Dash, I was trying to find a clip of him saying pause so I could put in my Brian Pumper video which by the way I'm almost done editing. I filmed it. It's ready.

I'm editing it. It's a half hour long and I've edited the first 10 minutes. The rest of the clips of me talking are all edited. I just have to keep adding D-roll and like little clips them and shit. It should take so long. I was like looking for a clip with Dame Dash and pause and Dame Dash is just saying like nobody, you know, I'm my own boss. I don't work for nobody.

But then meanwhile he's got all these guys sitting next to him who work for him or allegedly work for him. I just, I hate that logic that it's like bad to, to, to, to work for someone. That is bad to link and build and to, you know, create something. Nobody would be able to accomplish much if they didn't have people working for them. And it's like, or with them or, you know, that's like helping them out or whatever. And just because you work for somebody, it doesn't mean that you can't take the other

fucking 90% of your time and use that position. Yeah, like, like, that's, I don't know. That's exactly what I was just doing in Vegas this whole weekend. You was fucking hos out there, huh? No, I had the women around for the project that I've been working on that will be revealed very soon. A video, perhaps? You think I'm doing it? You think I'm doing all this for one music video?

I don't know. I think he did it for the train. I did get a new train. I think he did it all for the nooky. Oh, I wish I had a red fit. It turned backwards right now. He usually does have it. I'm not wearing any hats for Elie.

fucking a good month after I really hope that that hairstyle can stay how long you think it's gonna last and have you had it for what like two days I know I got it done last Wednesday oh shit actually that's pretty good that's what I'm saying when I woke up when I woke up when I woke up is the purple and shit fucked up in the back let me see not really I mean I'm sure it looked better a week ago but yeah yeah I was fresh still I was sleeping like on like this like the whole time and then once I got to Vegas and you know started fucking boofing ketamine and all that shit and I was just like fuck you see that you sleep with that you sleep

I swear to God I was at first And then I was just like you gotta get the massage chair like pillow thing Oh my god that would have been fire No you get a do rag and wrap it up to the night He told me he told me not to do that So yeah shout out to Julius Julius Caesar man I spent fucking nine hours in the chair

And getting this done nine hours for that Yeah bro He didn't he didn't do a stencil He didn't do a stencil He just drew it with free hand Well like he bleached it first Which by the way I will say Any other time that I've had my hair dyed

And I had it bleached it always like burns or it gets uncomfortable for a second. Whatever fucking expensive rich nigger products he got, it went from black to this color in 30 minutes. No burn, no nothing. And then I sat in a chair and he freehanded all this shit. I've been thinking about dyeing my hair like approximately that color. Are you doing that?

No, because when I did the M&M thing and my hair was blonde, I liked it. I actually was like walking around feeling like, bro, I feel like a goddamn free spirit. Like I like having this blonde hair. Or do this too. Or just trim it down. a little bit. Well, this is just totally out of control. This is ridiculous. I don't know what the fuck is going on with this. Yeah, because if you have the blonde with the this,

you would look crazy. You feel like a bad bitch when you're blonde, honestly. Yes, that's kind of, yeah. I like it. I felt like free, lighthearted. Like, you could see why all these fucking blonde white privileged-ass people walk around. Yeah, having so much fun. Yeah, but it's... It's so hard to maintain. It sucks. Yeah. No, but I had the same

experience as you is where we had some fucking blonde hair dye. Lennon was doing it in the bathroom. She's rubbing it into my scalp. And it was burning so bad once we had left it sitting in there for a while. I felt like it was actually probably like seeping through into my brain and that it was going to kill me. It feels like a fucking like acid attack. It's the worst pain ever. You've been in an acid attack?

What was Blasey up to? I would figure that that's what it feels like because it hurts so bad. He's waterboarding her with battery acid. She fucking farted in her sleep so he just hits it with the acid. It's not funny because this is like the Rio and stuff like that that you guys like laugh about. One of the funniest things I see know your story was Fuck Asap Barry. All my homies hate bar.

A's barry besides Blasie. That was no, I'm pretty sure that was. No smut on his name. I just saw you say that, or I saw that meme. I don't know if that was no jumber memes or the other no jumper meme page. Oh, it's probably no jumber memes that you shared. No, but it's two of them. Oh, really?

Bro, we're getting a meme team up. We got a couple new meme teams. We're sharing memes or a story. If you want to make no jumper memes, now is the time to get in the biz. No, but this guy's the goat. No jumper memes. The original. I've seen girls posting pictures of like

dudes will take a picture of them and then nut on it and then send it to them and the girls act like they've just been brutally attacked in an alley Wait, what do you mean? Like because the guy nutted on a picture of their face or whatever And then sent it to him But that's kind of how I feel with this guy

You just put nut on my face And now Kim's out of promoting it You promoted it You made this You literally said You made this Someone make me a shirt No no but I didn't want it like that

I wanted more rainbows It's just a different vibe Okay, so somebody else make it even gayer shirt of like Adam Photoshopped in a gay porn getting nut on his face. Freddie Mercury bending me over and nut on my face.

I'm no idea what that is. I'm queen, you fucking asshole. What did you just tell him he saw that movie like two days ago? That's the guy that does, what's the thing that he does on stage. Ooh,

or something, he does a chant. You know what I talk about. I mean, there's a lot of iconic queen songs. You guys don't really know about queen like that? I would assume by the,

Bohemian Rhapsody. Yes, exactly. Nig. I am from Doty Block Crip. I've never, I don't know what you're talking about. I never watch a movie. I listen to Nipsey Hustle only.

Yesterday I was actually perusing the, because I can't go into too much detail, but basically I'm becoming a pornographer. And I was going through. Academics is right. Right. No, I mean, it's just a side gig. We can talk more about that later. But basically, because I keep telling AD, like, you got to do porn, bro.

Like, I don't know what kind of meat he's packing or whatever, but I keep telling AD, do some porn. You also try to convince him. me to do porn with Selena and Eliza. I also support that. But then I was going through and there's a dude named fucking Rico Strong, I believe is his name. He's like Lo-Keeleged legend in the porn game. And he bangs Crip stupid hard on his story.

Everything is on Crip, on whatever Crip. And then he also does porn. He serves dick left and right. And I'm like, bro, A.D. You think that because you're a gangbanger, you can't lay pipe. Like, it's not like that. Like, I think that guy used to go to my barbershop all the time. He's a Long Beach guy.

Yeah, I think I know you're talking about. He's like, he's he's he's hella big, right? Oh, yeah, pause. Unfortunately, I've seen his dick now. How do you know? What? Because Adam just showed it to me. No, no, no, no.

Oh, that's not him. I told her not to look unless she wanted to see it. She decided she wanted to look. To his partners, not employees. My partners. Ooh, I like that. That sounds good. At least we have chairs and sit down in for 12 hours.

You know, I feel bad for this fool, though, because every time I try to look his shit up, it comes up with, like, fake accounts before it shows. Who? Because he's slanging dick So his fucking His shit is probably Shadow Band like fuck There's an account with 3,000 followers

That comes up like more than his real account That has fucking 100,000 followers I don't know Somebody like trying to scam as him or something How do you know about him? Watching porn? I'm into porn and gang banging

So I just figured that's probably Porn gang banging or street gang banging Street gang banging But it's one of my interest And I'm like You know I told you that Supreme was one of my favorite brands And you're like

You never wear Supreme Yeah. The Crips are one of my favorite gangs, but I'm not a crib. I enjoy watching YouTube videos about what shit going on in their culture. Yo, is the AC on? Because this high is fucking here. Also, can somebody bring me a napkin? And also, I'm wearing a heavy vinyl vest.

Bro, I literally, I literally checked out of my hotel room, got food, and just drove straight here. And I slept the whole fucking time. We thought you weren't going to make it. I mean, I was really trying my hardest not to even be late. but, you know, that late checkout gets you some time. You're always going to be late by like five to ten minutes. No, no, no, no, no. Always find a way.

I was going to throw a proposal. More like five to 30. I was going to throw a proposal out that if I'm late again, just take me off. I don't want to do that. Entirely, like you're off that whole episode? No, I meant just off the whole program. Get me out of here if I'm late again. I'm trying to hold myself to a standard.

The fans want me here. They want to see me here on time. They don't want us to be late jumping. or late 22. But you know what the good thing about doing a show with somebody so many times is, is that it's like even if you really fuck up, like even if House Phone gets arrested tomorrow for, I don't know, fucking... Fucking ketamine dealing.

Yeah, selling ketamine to a cop, whatever. It's like, even if Housewoman doesn't show up for three months on the fucking podcast, it's still like Housewoman's been around long enough on the podcast that whatever happens, it's like we have to stick with him because the fans are invested in what's going on with him, you know? That's good to know. I'm about to push the limits now. Yeah, I was going to say, do not tell him this.

I'm like, thanks for letting me know that. He's like, he's basically saying it's okay for you to go to jail for like five years. We'll still hold you down. What is holding down in that case? Send him money to his books. I feel awful. And then. Yeah, I was about to say you.

And keep his spot open. If I went to jail, y'all better come see me like y'all did. She would not be, would not be named. I didn't go to fucking see her. Didn't Lenin did? I can't believe she went to go see her. No, it was just like a random girl. We know who got locked up.

what is. I know what is. Leno went to prison to, like, visit her, which was, you know, kind of weird.

I'm not gonna lie, I tweaked out on her. Like, like, we have, like, became kind of cool again. I,

like, helped her move in, her apartment and shit. Right. Like, we were cool, like, kind of hanging out again,

right? And, um, you know, I was kind of going through some family shit. And, like,

I was posting on my close friends, like, you know, like, you know, like, kind of, like,

alarming things that if you saw your friend post you would like check in on them make sure they were okay I hadn't really talked to her at all at that time and she kept calling me like oh come over like hang out come to the new apartment and I'm like bitch my mom is like dying I don't want to come hang out with you and your friend right so then

I hadn't talked to her and I can't believe she's still around that's crazy right right I hadn't talked to her and then this is the time when the smoke perp fucking I was just thinking about him I was just about to bring her up so this is the time when the smoke perp Westwood freestyle was like

resurfacing, right? And everybody's posting memes about it. So like, I posted a meme about it and she commented it was like, this is so old or some shit like that. And I was like, okay, bitch, everybody on the internet is posting it. Why are you like, you know, why are you trying to like act like I'm doing something wrong? He put his digging you like two times

and now you're like one of the monitor people making memes about them. Right? And like, I forgot what she said, but I just went off on her. I was like, you thirsty ass, cloud-sucking ass, bitch. That nigga don't even fucking like you. Like you, you fucking lame ass, weird ass, ass, white bitch i just went crazy on her like you think her and jessie taylor ever had tension because they were both fucking with them around the same time she she kept trying like because i i was laughing

it like i would send her videos uh like when academics was posting like that whole situation i was like sending it to her because we were still a friend and she was like he doesn't even know her like dude da da i'm like bitch how would you know that and she's just like oh did did it because i just i know omar i know omar wouldn't would it be with some girl like i'm like bitch you know omar you sound fucking delusional. I love that when bitches

will call like a rapper in this situation, Omar, and it's like, the only reason why you want to

fuck him is because he's a famous rapper. Why? As soon as you start fucking him, do you start calling him by his

government name? We see right through you. We know you're only fucking him because of his clout. Call him smoke. Perp of Dead Star

Industries, bitch. So anyway. I'm taking my best off. Jesus Christ. So anyway. Yeah, yeah. We blacking out on all these cloudy bitches 20.

Listen, because... I don't subscribe to that. Okay, no, not blacking out on them, but... Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, I have to tell this story. Hit me with it. Pause. Speaking of blacking out on bitches, I'm at the casino in Vegas, right?

Mm-hmm. I'm in line because I'm about to... I'm about to take my big bills and get them into ones because I'm about to throw them in the room and go crazy, right? So I'm in line and, like, I'm trying to, you know, I'm rolling. I'm on ecstasy. I'm trying to fucking... I'm trying to get back up to the room.

me, feel me? Is she rolling? I'm the only guy. Bitch he might be. I got like six females with me. I'm trying to go back up to the room, right? Anyway, I'm in line and it's this girl, it's his hood-ass LA girl in front of me, right? She got her headphones in. She's like, she's like, bang on you? No,

she's banging with her headphones in. She's dancing and shit. She's like, hey, like, you know, like whatever. She was rapping her set? No, she was just like listening to music and her headphones and just vibing, right? So I'm biving her, too. Like, I'm, like, mimicking her, whatever. Like, it was funny. And then like, she takes step back. She steps on the babsters.

But I'm not even a nigga like that. It wasn't even a big deal. Should have beat her ass like you were at the swap meet. No, no. She turned around. She's like, yell my bad. I'm like, no, it's cool, it's cool. Whatever, right? And then you invite her to the room and you fuck her. That's bitch number seven. You had a little MBA session going on. You were getting your Eliza on. No. Let me finish the fucking story

without being interrupted. All right. And now I want to go next. Anyway, so then the bitch still vibing when her headphones in. The cashier's like, come here. Like, you know, next. This bitch is standing there. I'm like, yo, hello, bitch. I'm trying to go. She's still viving. She's cripping and da-da-da-da. And I'm just, I'm like, I go

around this bitch and I just go to the cashier. So then she starts talking shit. She was like, oh, you're just going to cut me. You just going to cut me. You fucking Cisco hair-ass, nigga, da-da-da-da. I'm like, bitch. She said thong song. I'm like, bitch, you stepped on my baby-sit them dirty-ass pumas on. You fucking bum-ass bitch. And she's like,

on Hoover Street, nigga, da-da-da. You got me fucked up. Oh, you fuck with a Hoover? No, it took every. Pulls the orange rag out. It took everything. And my power not to be like, fuck, ugh. Like, I was, I was. Fuck what?

I'm not going to say. I'm not going to say it. But I wanted to say it so bad. But anyway, so then we just are going back and forward, but like, I'm all the way over here. She's all the way over there. And we just kind of yelling at, like, well, she's yelling at me. And she gets all her, like, cousins and brothers.

No, yeah. So she gets on the phone. She gets on the phone. And she is like, again, this Cisco ass niggas over here. Da-da-da. And I'm just like, I'm walking away. I'm just like, man, fuck. fuck this bitch, whatever, right?

So as I'm walking away, she still is walking towards me. She's, like, reaching to her back, like, she had to blammer or something, right? Blame you heck. So then I start, so then I'm like, bitch, what you're going to do? Like, you're funny. Because you're talking hella crazy and, like, she's getting all up in my face. And I saw this one guy. If we all saw him, we would know who he is, but I do not know his name at all.

I thought it was Tyler Yawait to be. He's in that ballpark. He got drip. He's out here. Like, he had drip, dread. dreads a little bit tall and the dreads may have been colored at the bottom. It might have been box.

It might have been Tyler Yahweh. I was so fucked up. I don't know who it was but I know it's somebody that I knew. He'd be like, dacked each other up or whatever and that's when the bitch came to my face. And he was like, bro, he said, bro, you don't do it, don't do it. Like I was about to punch the bitch or something. Oh my God, Tyler Yawai saved you. Tyler Yawai saved me from not. But you don't actually

know if it was him. It was just someone who kind of reminded you of him. It probably wasn't. No, no. It was somebody that definitely does something and is like a rap. or something like that. I hate that, bro. He had the mask on too, so I didn't know. That makes harder.

And when your eyes were just rolling to back your head, you have no idea. Back in the day, I was off the Zan stupid, and I fucking seen Ronnie J. And I was too fucked up, and I didn't even know it was him. And so that, like, kind of kept me from getting the interview with him for a while.

We ended up doing the interview later, but I felt really bad. And I didn't really want to hit him up and be like, bro, I was like incapacitated off multiple X X. He also is a very weird, weird dressing character. I probably wouldn't know who he was either if I saw him.

He has like his crazy eyebrows. I think you could distinguish him from his eyebrows. He's like Prince. Like if Prince was a SoundCloud producer. But this is like four years ago when like I was just finding out who Ronnie J was. But if I was actually like more in the loop, I would have actually realized. But I was too fucked up. There needed to be a girl that said, oh my God, Ronnie.

If a bitch said that, it's over. Now I know. Now I know. Damn. So I wish that that story ended with you killing a woman in Vegas. No, I thought it was going to be the other way around. I thought it would have been a good time. People with like a bunch of orange.

I had never, ever been closer to hitting the female in my life. The way you were saying it, it kind of started to sound like, you know, I could see him beating this bitch up and I wouldn't really be too mad at it. And you know what? You know what? Some other people told me that in that incident, if I would have hit her, that it wouldn't, that they wouldn't have judged me for it. But that's just not my character, bro. And I'm about to push the female, bro. Avoid it at all costs.

That's what I'm saying. I just walked away, bro. Especially in Vegas with cameras everywhere. Bro, I'm in the middle of the casino. Knock her out in an alley where nobody can tell him. And we were outside. If we were outside on the strip, she might have got uppercutting. Cracker head open on the ground and shit.

No, no, no, no, no. But no, honestly, if she would have pulled a gun out on me, I would have had to punch her. I'm sorry. Bro, she pulls a gun on you, everything. All the not hitting girl rules, they go out the window. It's on the window. Because that's a good question. Because if a girl pulls a knife on you, can you, like, knock her teeth out?

Yeah, I would say, yeah. I'm sorry. Kim, what do you think? I don't like this conversation. No, no, seriously. That's fair. This is a serious, like, topic. You see what these streets are like these days.

It's like martial law out there. Anything could happen. Like, I literally didn't do anything to this girl. All I did was go around her in the line, and she fucking flipped out. I mean, usually what I would do in that situation, I would gently tap them like, hey, you're ready. They're ready for you. Well, no, like, she just wasn't paying attention at all. And, like, I was just.

That's how I would avoid the situation. I don't want to gently tap this random woman. I don't know. We already had an encounter of her stepping on my shoes. and she apologized. You gave her a wedgie or a nougie. I don't know. If she would have pulled a weapon out on me,

I would have had to forcefully relieve it from her. Windmill her or what is it called clothesline her? Because I don't know. What was supposed to do? Like run away? But if she did pull a gun out, would you actually be feeling like she was about to use it? Or would you feel like...

If she would have brandished... Brandished. She brandished a weapon. If she would have brandished any type of weapon on me, I would have had to knock her out. I'm sorry. I'd like to see you give her a wedgy. Just spin her around.

I do not approve of violence towards women. A Wedgie is not that violent. I'm just saying, man, it's crazy in these streets. It could turn violent. But look, I was, like I said, I was with a bunch of girls. So I was kind of like, why did none of your bitches not knock this bitch out? What kind of girls were they? Like, only fans, models type girls?

They're jumping in for a fight. They're not fighting a Hoover girl. And also, we were in the middle of a casino. So it's like, we're all gone to jail if anything happened. So it was, it was best to just walk away. That is the problem. But I will say, though, besides that, I was only in the casino this night for approximately like an hour or two, not even. So many fucking people.

Yo, we love the podcast, bro. Really? Wow. That's sick. I love that. I was actually thinking about going, well, Blasie called me on my way here. He's like, we should go to Vegas next weekend because it's Memorial Day weekend. Let's go.

I'll go back. I love Vegas. I'm down. Probably not allowed because my girlfriend's pregnant. Does he bring her too? She's like, seven weeks to go on this baby. She ain't really trying to go in public. She could drink like non-alcoholic, like, bloody marries or something.

I don't think she should be in that environment. Yeah, it's more of a COVID thing and just like a being out and like all this crazy shit happening. But also like when we and her go to Vegas, like, we're not like really partying. And that was like pre-baby. Bro, I was in the room for the most part or like at my other humby's room or like eating food and like you know doing what I did I say that I stayed at the Luxor at first night and then I stayed at Cosmo the rest of the time I remember one time I was in Vegas and it was with the

homies and I was definitely up for 24 hours straight off cocaine and then I ended up leaving like half an eight ball in the bathroom and it was like six in the morning and holy shit did I want to die running out of coke at that moment like what do you mean I mean you know you're doing coke it's addictive it's what's keeping you going And then I lost half of the fucking... Oh, you left in the bathroom somewhere else? Yeah, I went back. I wasn't there.

Of course it wouldn't be. Oh, of course. You left in the bathroom like the casino. Yes. You went back to your room. The only way you'd be able to get more is if you go like under the bridge or some shit. And that, I really knew I was coked out at that moment or during that cocaine session because I hadn't eaten for like 18 hours.

And we went to a diner in the lobby at the fucking hard rock. It's just disgusting. And I'm watching everybody else eat it. And I'm like, I eat like, everyone who knows. knows me knows that I'm like very into eating and if I don't get food I get very upset I'm watching everybody else eat I haven't eaten so long I'm like no there's absolutely no way I could yeah I'm with all these girls and they're like oh we made reservations for no boo we're gonna go at eight o'clock it's like six 15 I'm

still ripping lines I'm like I'm not about to eat at I'm not about to go out in public one and I'm not about to go to no boo these bitches are all dressed up they all got fucking heels on and shit I wish I had been able to like manage the the coke part of my life and the like wanting to lose weight part of my because it seems like a great drug for that tactic. Seems to not work though. Yeah, I mean, it's not stable. Look at me.

It's just not stable in the long run. I remember when I used to sell coke, bro, when I sold coke in downtown LA and I had like a couple of dudes. Wait, what? When did this happen? Like around the time I met you, like, but you were better at it and that's why I never gave you no coke. You guys are competition.

Yeah, right. I'm pretty sure I sold you. I could do a pretty good video listening. off dumb things I did during my time selling Coke when I lived in downtown LA. Number one, bagged it up on a table that still had weed crumbs on it. So there was a much of little green dots in the bags. That was

really stupid. I might have taken a line off account that someone had broken down weed on the floor. You were the first person that I ever saw go to do Coke and you fucking went and got the windex and the paper towels and you busted it cleaned the whole area so well. I was like, this is a drug addict. This is a guy who really

wants to do this shit in the best possible way. I mean, drug addict or are just being saved? Yeah, I mean, I respected it, yeah. But Windex, damn, that sounds weird. Whatever you're using, you clean the whole area. I'm like, man, this is a guy who wants his Coke experience to be right. Because, you know, really at the end of the day, you're snorting something that could have it. God knows what in it.

We might as well make sure that the table is not making things worse. No, you know when they're like a pro Coke head when they have their own like metal straw or whatever. Yeah. You know what I... Or they have the super long nail. Oh, no, that's like some 1980s shit. Some Chinese shit. Everybody in China got that.

Also. The real one long nail, right? I always wonder what that was. The other real trick is, the other. I figured after I. Why are we going into super detailed Coke stories right now? Anyway, also, the other, the other pro tip is if it's real chalky or like, you know, real rocky, you get the plate, warm up the plate in the microwave, but pour the coke on the plate after. And it's like way easier to break it down.

Wow. That's interesting. Don't do drugs, kids. I'm sorry. I don't know why the fuck I'm like going into this right now. I can't imagine doing it. These are all like old stories. I drank three white claws in an hour and a half and I felt like I was whaling.

Sorry, what? I was in Vegas. I drank three white claws in an hour and a half, but I felt like I was whaling on this trip. But also, I was bumming sigs. I was smoking so much goddamn weed. I was drinking banging. I was drinking an unknown energy drink that I shall not state the name of. You were bumming cigarettes like off the floor?

No. Oh my God. Dude, I don't even want to tell you guys like my 17-year-old crazy stories. Well, you were smoking sigs that you found on the ground downtown? Bro, no, no, no, not downtown. But one time, okay. Doty block? No, no, no, no.

This is the last story, and we're going to get back to normal shit. This is the last story. We could talk about being degenerates all day. I had this, I had this, like, crazy homegirl, whatever. She had a gay best friend who gave us Coke, but it wasn't Coke. It was meth. Right? So I have, I've accidentally done meth before.

It's going to be so many comments. This is going to say, little meth phone, whatever. Whatever, whatever. I'm just telling this truth. Anyway, I was so. so geeked out. I had smoked all of the cigarettes that I had that like there was one

in the crevice of the ground in the front porch where I had just smoked it and I digged it back out and smoked the rest of it. That's hot. It was gross. Do you like meth better or do you like the academy better? Meth or Coke? Yeah, meth or Coke? Depends on what kind of mood I'm in. Yeah, I want to say something.

Last night, Len and I watched documentary about Usain Bolt. Yeah. Shout out to him. The whole time, I'm thinking of myself, has this guy ever had a shape up? Like, his fucking hair, like, it's just, it's never, like, it never looks proper. And I'm, I'm thinking, I'm like, you know, it's just like, he's like an Olympic athlete, never got a haircut. Yeah, but he's also, like, the thing you realize from watching the documentary, this dude is a party boy.

Like, he loves having a good time. Like, he loves going to parties, and they show him in, like, an Indian headdress with all his homies. That's kind of hard. Like, they never specify, like, if he's really drinking or doing drugs. or whatever, but like, I mean, I would assume that he's, at the very least, like, getting drunk because he loves going out

with his home. He's dancing. He's probably so crazy. And the whole time, it's on Netflix. The whole time, I'm thinking about how bad his shape-up is. And then at the end, he shaves his head. And everybody is so happy. And I'm like, holy fuck, maybe everybody else was kind of thinking the same thing I was is that this guy's hair could, I don't know. They can make it a whole documentary about your life.

You're not going to get a shape-up, dude. I love that, uh, You're so tapped into like the black culture of like having a nice lineup that's the first thing you notice in the Usain boat. But you know what makes me think about it is just T.J. Because I always thought that when T.J. came out and like didn't get a shape up. It stood out to me so much. I think he still doesn't get one anyway. I feel like he might have had one.

Nah, well, I follow. Shout on my boy. TJ told me happy birthday and I didn't see it until later. And then I responded to something. He was like, nigger, I said happy birthday. I'm like, oh, shit. My bad, bro. Damn, he hit you with a, like, you didn't acknowledge my happy birthday thing.

Yeah, like, he's, he's, he probably, yeah. He probably has so much other shit to do, too. So shout out to, shout out to everybody who told me, happy birthday. You're pretty much disrespecting all of Detroit by doing that. I can't believe you. Oh, wait, speaking. Who else got the most wolfed out hair in the community? That's what I want to know.

Because for me, it's TJ. Hussein, who else got bad, like, never got a lineup. That's all I need to know. Continue. No disrespect, but Tracy never gets a lineup either. Really? He dies his hair every other day. Yeah, but I feel like he never goes and gets a lineup.

Yeah, you look like big Tracy right now. I was on FaceTime when you was like, oh, it's IDK. He's the only nigga that ever had blonde hair ever. You look like FERG to be too. Yeah, but honestly, my design work is way better than his. I'm going to just be honest, sorry. I don't know. Yo, somebody sent me a video of like house phone in a fight the other day,

and it was just a dude who kind of looked like you, and it was to have me rolling. But then I exited out and forgot to save the link, so I can't get it. I hate that. Wait, wait. I wanted to say something about Detroit. Wait, this was the idea that I wanted to pitch to you. Maybe I shouldn't pitch it on camera, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Now you can't say no. Yeah, now you Loki can't say no. I am proposing that you provide my accommodations to go to Flint, Michigan, do a whole vlog studio session day in the life with Rio de Young O.G., RMC, Mike, Y, and J. everybody. If you can prove that Rio the young OG knows who you are and is down for this idea, you don't have to prove it. It's okay. But I support that. Yeah, we can break

off some money from the no-jumber coffers to make that happen. We got a filmer in Detroit or what? I can bring a filmer. Who got a filmer? I can bring it film or in Detroit. Yeah, it's cheaper if we can find one there, right? Okay. Maybe. Why not have someone that we like, that we trust and know and that we'll edit it?

Edit it good instead of somebody random. I don't know. All right. We'll talk about it more after Canada. But that was the idea I wanted to talk to you about. I'm into that for sure, yeah. And also, wait, did not already reveal this information so I can say it again? About Rio, yeah.

Yeah, so he's about to have to turn himself in. I said that weeks ago and you yelled at me. Yeah, I know. So I'm saying, so like we're going to try to do this like ASAP. Like this week or next week. Let's do it. I'm down to make it happen. Let's fucking try it out.

We'll see how it goes. I'm shocked. They're going to be selling you Zanz. If I die out there, like for like getting, I don't know, getting shot or something. You'd be a legend. Let's be real. It might be worth it. No, do not go out there and die.

You know what I was thinking too when I was out when I was doing when I was out in Vegas or whatever? And like, you know, most of the hotels in Vegas is like you can't open the window. They don't have balconies. But mine had this huge balcony. And I was like, damn, if I like jumped off this balcony and died, it would promote the fuck out of my project that I'm working on. I can't believe that's where your head goes. It'll be viral for like a day though. You know how much you get paid for a Spotify stream?

I don't think it'd be worth it. No, it's not a music project. He doesn't know what it is. How does he still not know what that is? I thought you showed him. I thought I showed him. I don't know. Clearly he doesn't care about it.

Anyway, what's up? Let's getting to the topics. I have no idea. No, I think we need to talk about this because we just talked about Aesaf Ferg and how you look like him. Oh, I did see this. I think I'm not 100% sure, but I think that there's certain people that are out here in the world that are not happy about that.

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Sorry guys, that dude burnt out. Songs dumb trash. Mr. Anthem can't get right. Damn. Next one. Damn right, I ain't no yes man, but you dudes don't respect that shit. Y'all rather have a dude who's not even halfway on my level around

just because he's a yes man and do whatever you wanted to snap your fingers. Shit goofy. They've been calling me the guy. golden child for years now and it's not for no reason i've been him and then he posts up a screenshot of him talking to ferg and um this is as i bills by the way everyone wow can i read bari responded to yeah but there was a thing where ferg said to him happy g day broski and then oh no and then okay and this is just this is in february so this is not that long ago but asap ills responded to ferg and said bro good looks hundred emojis

and then after Ill's posted this shit Ferg texted him and said, call me, stop playing with me. I won't even play with you. And then Iles responded, you played yourself, fuck off my line. So I have no idea exactly who

or like where the conflict between them is coming from or anything. But I had some people commenting saying, oh, A.Sap, Ilz is just off mad drugs. He don't know what the fuck he's talking about.

Yada yada. Who knows? But then the young lord himself chimed in in the comments and said, He said what he said, basically like agreeing with him. And then he also wrote, ASAP Ill started ASAP. If it wasn't him, it wouldn't have been no ASAP mob.

So salute to ASAP Ill. So we have Barrie basically co-signing the hate on FERG. Kind of weird to imagine this because, like, for me, as an outside observer, you feel like you keep seeing more and more space between really everybody and ASAP, but certainly between like Rocky and Fur. You haven't really like seen them together in a long time, right? It doesn't feel like, you know, you don't see Bari promoting Ferg's new project or whatever, right? So it's kind of seemed to me like there might be some tension.

This is the first time I've really seen it like boil over. Because, well, on Bari didn't, is he even ASEF anymore? Because I thought they had dropped him or whatever after the Nike said. See, that was some weird shit too because when when Bari got dropped or he got his Nike V-Lone deal dropped. Yeah. Then you have. But you had that thing where Rocky was at ComplexCon and Rocky said, you know, A-Sap-Bari. he a bitch. He changed one of the lyrics in the song, which to me, mind-blowing, like,

holy fuck, that stood out to me a lot because it's like, so Rocky's going to come out and call Bari a bitch, even though that's a member of his fucking crew. Great. And then never followed up on it. Never did an interview afterwards. Never commented on it. And then, but to me, I don't respect that because that's not how you fucking handle a problem that you have with somebody that is supposed to be a close friend of yours.

Let me finish. And then, but then the thing is is that you never saw. anything about it again and then boom i'm seeing barry's uh ian and rocky all together at at fucking cochella like less you know like soon after like it never really actually seemed like there was that much tension between them so it started to make me think maybe rocky is looking at looked at that situation as in i have to say something about barry when barry gets in trouble for this weird thing with the girl maybe to rocky it was like this is i can just do this and then I can just immediately go back to being cool with them.

People will all remember that I said this on stage. I never actually made a statement. I never thought about it. Maybe this is actually the most passive, most cool way that I can make it clear that I don't fuck with Bari doing that, but then still immediately go back to being cool with Bari. I don't know. And I mean, that's just more tension that we've observed between these guys. And obviously, like, Ian and Bari beating the fuck out of each other in France or whatever.

That was a whole thing. And then I just seen a video of them recently all hanging, them hanging out recently too. And they totally could have just like talked it through behind the scenes. Yeah. Well, who Rocky? But that's the thing is I feel like Rocky needed to make some kind of statement. Like maybe he was feeling a shitload of pressure. Hell you.

You're A-Sab Rocky and you have A-Sab Barre and he's in this crazy-ass situation with his girl. Whatever. All over the headlines and everything. Yeah. So it's like his brand is sort of being dragged into the spotlight there. And that's the conclusion I kind of walked away with. It's like, okay, maybe Rocky dot to him.

was like the least disrespectful way that he calls him a bitch one time boom and then we're back friends i don't know or maybe he genuinely just wasn't fucking with it and like it came out on stage yeah right that's that's concocted there's no possible way you just think of that like oh i'm gonna call my my friend a bitch on stage in the middle of all this hell no that shit was tactical that shit was playing the fuck yeah it might have been tactical but like i think you're coming at it from a way where it's like he he he did that just to like save some type of face bro i i feel like you know i've heard a lot of personal stories from girls who have hung out with all of the asaab members and pretty much not really had too much good things

to say besides asaqqi and barry i genuinely think rocky has a respect for women and i genuinely think he probably was not fucking with that situation especially when it's on video it wasn't like a he say she say it was on video of barry doing some weird-ass shit but that clip of barry in that hotel room what you make out of that clip is really up to you because if you want to believe that he's really up to you because it's not like you know you're not seeing him rape a girl yeah just seeing like an awkward weird scenario if you want to believe that's beyond awkward though like that's like that's like the most abrasive way you could ever go about i'm not defending that clip i'm just saying that you can observe that clip and think like oh that that was weird or

you could observe that you could think that that was not that bad or you could choose to believe the worst i don't really i've i have not it's a little mistake I have not seen anyone say that that was not that bad. You're right. Yeah, I didn't really see anybody defending it or whatever. But you know, you don't have to look at that clip and think like, oh, Bari is a horrible person. He's the worst person. That's exactly what the general consensus of people thought.

But I'm saying that like when you see that clip, it's like everything is not laid out perfectly in that clip. You could see why V-Lone still is a fan base. You could see why Bari is still super popular because when you watch that clip, you get to decide if you think that it was fucked up or if you think it was really fucked up. Because I don't think anyone's saying that it was like, chill. I think that it was laid out clearly from beginning to end. He walked into a room where this girl was naked in bed with someone else. She's saying, barry, stop, barry stop. He's like, you fucked my assistant.

Bitch, you got to fuck me. Pulls the cover off of her naked and is all recording the video. What the fuck is not laid out about that? I don't think that there's any like confusion there. As you refresh my memory, it does seem pretty bad. And I'm like, that video is fucking. horrible. And the way that she's saying,

no, Barry. She's literally like screaming no barry. It's like, yeah. As a woman, it's scary as fuck. Yeah,

it wasn't great. And she's probably in a room with like, you know, four guys or something and she's an asshole naked. That was one thing I was wondering and was like,

shouldn't these guys have more hotel rooms? But that's just me. And I feel like the way that Rocky went about saying like, and you a bitch or whatever, that's pretty disrespectful.

Yeah. But then to go back to being cool with them immediately is like, Was it immediately, though? It was at the very least, it wasn't that long. And he never said anything about it afterwards because he could easily follow that up

with a fucking breakfast club interview where he stood on a podium and said, hey, fuck that. I don't respect that. I don't think he's someone that does shit like that though. I don't recall him ever really like disowning Ian either. No, he didn't do anybody, you know, I don't think. He just stayed completely quiet about it. But it's easier to not have a comment about Ian

when Ian is not ASAP, Ian Conner. You know? But he's so closely related. He really is. Right, but he's not ASAP Ian Connor. So it's your ASAP Rocky. It's like you like when something happens to ASAP, Barr, everybody's looking at you. Ian Connor at the end of the day is like ASAP for sure.

He was ASAP, for sure. He was ASAP, I believe. Yeah. But was he so like to the mainstream? Yeah. When Ian Conner gets in trouble, everybody's not like, Rocky, we need a comment. We need a comment. When Barrie got in trouble, it was like Rocky, we need a comment. Well, like, I mean, most of the headlines were like Kanye West affiliate.

I know, right. They always try to do that, bro. Like the biggest name ever. Like, like modeled for easy season, blah, blah, but I mean, none of that really has anything, I mean, I guess it has anything to do with this ill's furrug situation. It's just like, it's just crazy because all these groups at some point just dismantle. But if you really think about ASAP, like, what was the ASAP run of like how, like,

I felt like after NAMS, did it ever really feel like that much of a group after that to you? It felt like a group. promoting Rocky, honestly. Yeah. But Ferg is the only other person who actually experienced any legitimate success as a musician besides Rocky. They are the two success stories out of the group. Obviously, you know, I feel like Yams, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know where Yams was at in his, you know, career. Was he thinking like we're going to keep growing these A-Sap artists? You saw Yams working with a fucking hundred thousand different artists towards the later part of his life. I don't know where his mind was at or how things would have been different. But, I mean, it felt like at a certain point Yams was. was the glue that was keeping them all together and then at a certain point. But that's why there is no glue left. That's why Il's is saying this shit about,

about FERG, right? But that's why they put out those cozy tapes, like the compilation albums. I was in New York when they dropped that. She was crazy. And they had like a party and it was like all of New York pulled up and like people couldn't get in. It was a moment, but it didn't really feel like it really transferred into anything. I think it was a moment for New York.

Yeah. For New York for sure. Like if Shoreland Mafia did that. Like we would all go crazy in LA. ASAP mob is like Shoreline Mafia. of New York, but then they didn't, like, O. GZ did not become Aesap Iraqi. You know, like, not yet.

But also, like, they never were, the primary focus wasn't on individual artists with Shoreline Mafia. It was, like, you know, here's this group. Whereas with A-Sap, it's like, oh, we're going to, we have a bunch of artists, and they're going to put, then they did do tapes. I think that's a, I don't think that's a fair, comparison, because it's more, like,

odd future versus A-Sap Mom. Fair enough, yeah. And also, this makes no sense of that, like, you know, Il's is like, I don't know, I guess like trying to like act like he is more popping or more relevant or something than, then, uh, Ferg or something, because he, Il's doesn't even make music. And the fucked up thing is that he, well, not, not fucked up, but the interesting part is that Il's is choosing to say this at a moment where I would maybe suggest that Ferg's

career doesn't seem 100% stable because like, he put out that song with Nikki Minaj and And it was kind of crickets. And Made in Tokyo. Tokyo's on there too. Everybody got to stop leaving off Made in Tokyo on that song. I keep seeing like A-Sabberg and Nikki Minaj. Like, nigga, Tokyo's on there too. Shut out my boy, Tokyo.

But, I mean, sometimes don't you feel like certain times, like people will choose that they want to come at someone when it seems like maybe they're not in the best spot. And I'm not saying that Ferg, like, I've seen Ferg play live and absolutely crush crowds. I've fucking interviewed Ferg. I think people fucking love Ferg. But the thing is, the problem is that when, you know, And just because people love you doesn't mean that your new album is going to sell great. You know, like that, like, you know, it's just he has to come with the right fucking songs and do the right shit.

You know what I've been noticing lately, bro. Like, I've been going on like, you know, like artists, Instagrams is that like, you know, I used to fuck with or like, you know, haven't heard from them in a while and shit. And just like looking at like the like the like the like the comment ratio will really kind of give you a idea of like, yeah, about what's going on? Like you see Aesap Ferg post a song and it has 128 comments. You're like, what the fuck is going on here? don't really the audience moves on so god damn fast that's kind of mind-balling dude yeah but i think if he had like another if he had another one i think that i would think that just be back on his day i would think that just him being him you would he would be getting more than 120 comments

but it feels like man like i and you know sometimes it's about how much the label gets behind it and everything too but at the end of the day if you have a song with niki minage where the fuck with the barbs at those barbs fucking made that six nine song go fake number one where were they at for the fur song right i haven't even heard it They already spent all their allowances. They didn't have no fucking PayPal money left to fucking go and cop the fur joint, right? Yeah, but was the label putting like so much money behind it like they did with 6-9? I don't know.

Because I haven't seen it at all. Yeah, but that's like the whole thing with the barbs. I mean, man, Mickey must have got cashed the fuck out for doing that song of 6-9. But at the end of the day, it shouldn't matter, right? The barbs, like when the barbs are mobilized, the barbs are buying fucking masks. They're buying Kuda B. No, not Kootie. What was it?

Guba? They buying a guber mask. I mean, I don't know. Speaking of 6-9, dude, what is up with this nigga, bro? I didn't watch a Nulk video. I didn't watch the Nulk video. I didn't watch the Nuck video? Because he did a video with Nug Boys.

No fucking way. It's on my list. If you read my topics, you would have known. I forgot to check it. I didn't see the topics at all. I was gone. I just want to say I told you so because what did I say? I told the world, 6-9 is going to become a Fortnite rapper.

I said or a fortnight gamer or some shit i'm like he's gonna become a fortnight guy hey he's not actually streaming fortnight yet but what is he doing the entire rap game is ignoring him the entire rap game wants nothing to do with him so what's he do he heads off and he does a little video project with the nelk boys because they're 100% not hip hop no offense i'm sure kyle or jessey has like a fucking you know a couple rap songs on their playlist but you know it's not a hip hop audience it's a white kid audience. It's an audience who doesn't give a fuck about all the bad shit you did. They don't care. Put people in jail. I'm just saying this is his audience now. His audience are

white kids. And this is almost like an admission of like, well, breakfast club don't want to interview me. Academics ain't even getting views when he talks about me anymore. Fucking no jumper's pretty sick of talking about me. So what am I going to do? I got to go team up with these fucking Canadian white kids. It's a whole new world. That video is so fucking awkward there. Is it really? Yes. You guys need to watch it. It's a chemistry. Yeah, I'm so mad. And then Steve will do it at the end being like, we don't care about snitches. Like go, it's streamed the album, Tatletails. It's like, oh, really?

It's a very cringe. Oh, no, Steve. I love Steve until he, oh, God, Steve, I don't know about that. You guys got to watch a video, though, it's crazy. But you know what's funny, though, is like, it's not, like, I'm assuming it's not, like, they're still trolling. They're trolling. They're joking to their audience. Like, they know it's funny that they're doing a song with this guy. It's not like, it's not, oh, we did a video with this super cool rapper or a video with a super cool rapper that we have so much respect for and he's so well liked

that we're all looking up to him and stuff. It's not like, you know, it would have been a different vibe if the Nett Boys did a video with Drake. Yeah. Because they would treat him so differently. Whereas I feel like with the six-knit. It's like the meme is the fact that they're doing a video with this guy

who is like hated by the hip-hop community and falling off in front of our own eyes. And the premise of the video was like to do this prank with him where they go to a park and they ask like, oh, fuck Mary Kill. Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and 6'9. So they're wanting the people to like talk shit about him

and then he pulls up after like, so really you think I'm a snitch? Really? What? You guys. It's very awkward. You guys need to watch it. See, if we streamed on Twitch,

we could just watch it right now. I know. It's harsh. Fuck, I want to watch that so bad. It sounds like. And when you guys watch it, I don't know what park they pulled up to, but like everyone,

not even that, but like everyone's way too dressed up to be in this park. Like, if I was at, If I was going to a park and like walking my dog, I would be wearing like sweatpants and like, I don't know, a visor or something. It's like, like, niggas and suits and shit. Not even suits, but like they're too like dressed up. They're too like trying to be fly. So I feel like they casted it or like some shit.

Because think about the danger that Nellke boys might be in by going to a public park with 6-9. Yeah, it honestly looks like they're like by the L.A. River. I don't know. Man. You don't got no toy soldiers you want to send after 6-9? I mean, I don't. I don't want to ruin some kids' life. You could probably get in trouble too.

Yeah, maybe don't do that. Yeah, yeah. He's not trying to, like, ruin someone's life, like, like Cuda B or something. No, you buy him a Louis belt. I got a, I got a couple young niggas I was sent after other people before at 6'9, to be honest. Six 9 ain't telling them about.

I'm not just take it personal. I didn't say all that. But, yeah. See, that's the one thing I always thought was interesting in it's like, okay, everyone's always like he's going to get killed as soon as he gets out of jail, blah, blah, blah. Like, he's a rat for him, he's going to get killed,

but it's like how many like gang members unless he disrespected their gang or snitched on somebody and their gangs specifically or like you know like like what random LA gang members nobody wants to catch a body on behalf of the overall institution of gang banging they want like but if you put my homie in jail then maybe you which is why that makes which is why it makes no sense well he's pushing it now with all this with all the Chicago bro right that is the shit that I was like oh wow like somebody's gonna find a way

to get you but at the same time I mean you kind of you see how it is is that it's like who wants to put their freedom on the line with mad security around like literally he's rolling around like 10 security guards at all times and probably not even just that he probably had the actual police with him and shit too and all types of shit and we

and like we we've seen so many behind the scenes of just him you know him hopping out the car for five seconds, making the video and going away. And him even telling us like, oh, I'm going to post this once I fucking leave here, so you can't even find me. But, okay, think about this. When Six Nine was out here that one time in L.A.,

he really had, like, L.A. gangbangers, like, trying to track him down and wanting to shoot him and didn't give a fuck about the fact that he had a much of security with him. Now, I don't think you really have that. I'm not saying that there's nobody in all of L.A. who's been driving around trying to find him or whatever. but it very much seems like people in LA are not paying attention. People in general are not really paying not much attention. And that for him is the ultimate bad thing is when people just stop paying attention.

And we're watching it happen kind of in slow motion. But once you go to Lil Dirks Hood and dis his dead brother, once you go and you fucking, I mean, do all these different things, it's like, where do you go from there? What can you do that's more extreme? He recreated the Little Reese video. I didn't even watch it. I agree. It's a fucking hilarious idea. But where do you go from there?

People are going to just keep losing interest. I just thought he was just making a video. Oh, my fucking God. But this is what I want to say about my time spent. Also, I'm going to drink this. I want to say this about my time spent in San Francisco is that every day I was just out riding with my friends and not looking at the internet and stuff. And while I was out there, like, you know, I know, I kind of come home and, like, fire up

fucking Instagram and be looking through shit. Yeah. And I was like, I don't give a fuck about this gay ass shit. Like, I just don't give a fuck anymore. And not just a six-nine thing, but in general. Like, it's a lot of random bullshit. I had a lot of, like, people hitting me up to interview rappers lately. And I'm just like, you know, like, I don't care.

I don't think my audience really cares. I understand that, like, this person seems like they're irrelevant enough rapper that I probably should do an interview with them. But if I don't want to do it and I don't think my audience really wants me to do it, then it's like, I just don't really care that much. It's really kind of like making me rethink, like, the content in general. Like, I like sitting here with you guys and talking. I would be, in a weird way, I would be more down to do like two or three podcasts in a week here, like with either you guys or more, and then do the rapper interviews when I actually feel like doing the rapper interviews. But you love us. You guys are cool.

But I just, I don't like, I feel like I've like contorted my mind too many times into trying to figure out how to make somebody interesting that now when I get offered an interview, if I'm not actually interested, I'm just. Because it's been times where we sat here and just like, it was like pulling teeth trying to get anything out of someone. And if I really like their music, it's one thing. I was sitting here and do a shitty-ass interview if I actually think the dude is popping. If I think the audience wants to hear it. If I'm interested in any way, fine. I'm definitely down for that. But I'm just not like, I don't know.

It's just I'm not, like, and especially, I'm not going to lie. Like, sometimes, like, there's other things that I have going on behind the scenes I can't talk about right now. but it's like am I really going to like work that hard to do a good interview with someone to make like 200 bucks when I don't think that they really like care about having a good interview and I don't think my audience really wants to see me interview this person or whatever it's like it's like what's the incentive what's the incentive of doing it I think it's all about like that phrase like you have to work smarter not harder because there's been so many weeks where I did like eight interviews and like really you know I try to ignore the extent to which that wears me down as a person. But there's like, there's been so many weeks where by the end of the week, it's just like, I have nothing left. Like, I have no personality to give left. Your soul has been sucked. It's just everything's out of me. Like, I just have nothing. Like, I've worked so hard to get interesting conversations going with these dudes. And like, sometimes it's worth it. But then I only really want to take on the ones that I actually really think are worth it.

And you got to do hell of research. Yes. It's the research for sure. Because I, I've done interviews where I had other people do the research for me and it's how the fuck does that translate someone it doesn't because i did an interview where i'm fucking sitting across from this person and i say so um and i'm reading from the notes of the person who prepared for me and i go so i guess uh you you've taken a really strong stance about like afghanistan and what's going on the middle east and they're like what the fuck are you talking about they're like oh you mean like that song where i said like i'm the bomb like pakistan or and i'm just like and i'm realizing that must have been you're like That's your.

It was not Uri. But I'm realizing in that moment, like, she, like, this person made this joke. It wasn't hearing. Oh, my God. Yuri, that's sexual harassment. But now I'm realizing I'm like, I had somebody do notes for me that clearly, like, wasn't even invested. You know, and if I got somebody really good to do the notes, maybe okay, it would be better.

And, like, when you look at Vlad, like, Vlad definitely has help coming up with those questions and that. I respect that. Like, you know, but for me, it's like, if I'm going to interview somebody, I only want to interview somebody that I'm willing to give up an hour or two of my time. at least a couple hours to get ready for, you know? Otherwise, at some point, it's like, you know, you got to differentiate, like. Oh, tangerine.

I never had this. Hey, hey, hey, can you call somebody? Grab me another one? I'm drunk. It might be out. It's no way. I've even done one. I've drank like this much.

I'm drunk. You're not drunk. I'm hungry, too. I'm always, you know what's making me think about it, too, is the baby. And the baby ain't even out yet. But I'm like just very much. The baby the rapper. Oh, yeah.

The baby is so good that I just, why would I interview anyone? else um no but think about it like this like when the baby comes out like because people keep asking you should interview the baby yeah with the baby uh wait the baby the baby i don't know what you guys are saying yes no you you lena and the baby and the baby and the baby's not gonna be able to talk for a few years but you can just have them like when when win win and the mic i want to ask about names but you guys probably want to keep that like oh that's okay but you have it already though yeah but this is uh well we're we're torn between a couple But there's one that we were mega leaning to

And then we started watching a certain TV show And there was another name that we started to really consider And then now Please don't name your kid after like fucking What's that one nerdy ass show that y'all watch? March Simpson 90 day fiance No it's like Lord of the Rings but it's not

Baby Girl Lisa No the God of Thrones Game of Thrones Don't fucking name your kid after some Game of Thrones character Elsa I can't even remember any other names anymore The blonde one The Mother of Dragons

I like her. What was her name? Denarius. That's a terrible name. That's kind of a fire name for you, right? Denarius. It would be so embarrassing. Call her Denny for sure.

Everybody your entire life would just know exactly what the name came from. What's wrong with that? No, but people keep asking me like, oh, like, what, like, what is your life, like, how's your life going to change when you have the baby? And I'm thinking about it, like, you know, when I talk to people who have babies, they're like, you just want to spend a lot of time around the baby. Like, you just want to, like, really watch them. Enjoy that quality time. and soak up as much time as possible. Take some fucking time off, bro.

I don't want him. So for me, it's like, I'm going to do the news. I'm not going to stop doing the news. I'm going to keep doing this shit. And then it's like, if I am going to come here and do an interview for an hour or two,

it's just, it's got to actually cross the threshold of, is this important enough that it means that I'm going to not want to, like, actually leave my house. And increasingly, it feels like less things qualify for that. And then also the main thing, too, is that, I'm going to be honest with you,

Like certain, like, I'm just not really stressing money like that the same way that I used to. Like for a long time, it was really like I need every last hundred bucks, every last thousand bucks. I need to get to this money. At a certain point, you kind of like just start to feel like, you know, like, I don't give a fuck at this point. But that's what I was going to ask you. I'm like, like, that's where you have to differentiate is like, are you doing the interviews for quality content? Or are you doing them just to make money at that point? But the thing is, is that to a lot of people in my audience,

they're like, No Jumper is not the same as it used to be when you were doing the X interview and the Suicide Boys interview and the Pooey interview. I know. And it's like, you have to realize that was a period in time. I can't just redo those interviews. All I can do because when I interviewed X, X was fucking basically nobody. When I interviewed Pooia, Pooia was just like a rapper

who had a little bit of a buzz going on the soundtrack or whatever. When I interviewed suicide boys, Suicide boys weren't really shit when I interviewed them. And then they blew up afterwards and then those interviews became super important. And that, like, when I do it, a bunch of interviews and they all got like 20 or 30 or 40 or 50k in the first week or whatever. I mean, those are all interviews that could become the suicide boys interview. If those artists go on to get fan bases that big and I'm super aware of that.

And that is why I do what I do. And that's why I was like, like, I heard He Who Shall Not Be Named trying to like clown us doing interviews that don't get a ton of views. It's like, that's the foundation of this entire podcast was to interview people before they're popular enough that they're going to get mad views. and if I cut myself off to just artists who are going to get 100,000 plus views, it's like, it's just not going to work.

That's, and that's not what I'm in it for. I don't want to do content just because it's going to get views. Yeah, and people have to understand that when no jumper was becoming what it is now, that that whole scene and the whole like underground it's completely different. It was a moment.

It's a moment and you were able to like distinguish, okay, that person's it, that person's it. Now it's like you have fucking Lil Teka who goes from like, literally no one to a number one single. Lil and Oz's ex, nobody to like the number one song in the fucking world. And when I did that X interview, it was at a different time

period where X's career, by the time I did that interview, X would have already been signed. X would already had a fucking rap genius interview. X would have already had all kinds of shit. The only reason I was able to do that interview was because the industry was moving at a different pace at that time. And it was like that for a lot of people. Like the suicide boys thing, they would have been signed

or fucking swooped up early on. The industry is so much. different now. Yeah, it's completely different. It moves of the speed of light. It's like, you know. And no jumper was built on the foundation of like, I'm giving this platform to people who have never done an interview before because

other platforms wouldn't fucking cover them. Have suicide boys ever done any other interview besides? I don't think so. Not in that kind of length. I don't think. Please don't kill me in the comments, uh, suicide boys fans. I don't think they've done real long ones like that. How dare you say that? No, I'm not in the genius interview with them. I'm just kidding.

I love them. I was just saying like that's what they would say. I love them. I was just saying like I don't, I don't know if they've literally done any other full-length interview besides that. Yeah, but no cap when I was, I saw them when I was at, uh, no kizzy. That came off. Soap.

I'm sorry. No cap. No kizzy. I saw suicide boys at, um, it wasn't rolling loud. It was the one in L.A., right? I don't know. No,

it was rolling out. It might have been rolling out. I seen him there and I'm like talking to him. I did like a little on-camera interview for rolling loud, which I actually don't even know that ever came out, which that would be a huge L on their part because they might not realize that that's really good content. But yeah, so I just said to him, after we got done doing this little two-minute interview on camera, I'm like, yo, we should do like another podcast. And I see Scrimm like, look at me and his eyes kind of like widen. And I could tell that he's like

he's like hella skeptical. But then at the same time, he's kind of like, shit. Like maybe we should do that. Like it was kind of crazy like to see like it going in his head because they haven't done an interview and forever. That one interview was so legendary. So that, that to me does stand out as like, shit, we, that could be possible. But that's also one thing is that a lot of times I just end up doing the interviews that come to me. Yeah. And I would like to like spend more time like fighting to get the interviews I actually care

about doing and maybe do less of the ones that just are showing up in my email that I feel like I should just say yes to. Yeah. A lot of people, people, people, fuck it. Anytime people see me in someone else's comments, they're like, get them on the interview, get them on the podcast. Dada, da, da, someone DM me the other day was like, we need another. black cray interview I mean like that could be whatever like you know that can be cool but

that was crazy meeting up with black cray early in the morning downtown LA is like 10 in the morning or some shit he did it and me and him are just meeting up and doing that interview and it's like nobody I don't think I think he was totally alone or he might have been like one guy but when I think about that it's like damn like I had a black craye interview so goddamn early that's kind of tough legendary man I'm glad I'm glad that you're you're kind of going back to your roots I feel like because I remember there was a a time when you're like, I don't want to be the one just DMing them all crazy, like, trying to get them here. And that's why I have a publicist, shout to Laura. And obviously, she's

going to keep doing her job, but. But I also just don't want to be like, like, at a certain point, as an interviewer, you start to feel like you're just a pawn of the labels and the management companies and stuff because they just hit you up, like for me, like my inbox fills. There's certain rappers that I have had the labels hit me up, like literally maybe like two, three, four dozen times asking me to interview this rapper. And in my head, it's like, He is an industry plant. He does not have any fucking fans. You put money behind him to get features from big artists,

to do high quality videos, to make his music sound good because it's over fire as beats, etc. I don't really want to be part of this machine by which you're trying to prop this person up as if they matter when they don't matter. The fans fucking see it. I see it. And it's like at a certain point industry plants,

you know, like Billy Isles is a fucking industry plan. if you really want to say it like that because she got it. But the difference is she had fans from very early on. She started to gather real fans. And it's like if I don't see that in an artist, I'm just not, you know, that's what I base everything off. Like when artists are like, oh, like my shit is fire, I want to interview.

It's like it's not about if your shit is fire. It's about how is the reaction going. Are people fucking with you? Do you have real actual fans right now? That's what I'm actually interested in. The funny thing is people thought we. got paid to do the 24K golden podcast and they thought that we made that story up

just to get him on here and then oh my god next week after he's on XXL I will say that that was kind of a crazy coincidence I was like wow that's actually a pretty good theory but no it's untrue I see stuff like that and I'm kind of like wow like maybe I am a dummy because I didn't get paid to do that that seems kind of genius I was almost kind of like damn bro why didn't you review that info

Maybe they weren't allowed to No, he completely said that He was like he said I would have been to Taking off Also I fucking love that song Uh, no, I know That song is really good With him in the Mdior

We were playing on the boat I was like oh I actually really like this I was on a boat Shut out of Yon Diori or uh Thursday Friday 24K Golden hit me up He goes yo Selena Powell hit me

Oh God He goes should I kick it with her I'm like I just said I'm like Honestly You can fuck but then all your business is going to be laid out in public. So, I mean, it's on you.

And he's like, oh, word. He's like, all right. Thank you. I think he was like, all right. He didn't know that before. I don't think they kicked it. No, yeah, I know, right? Like, how the fuck do you know?

Like, he's young. You don't really remember, like, a lot of the shit that. All right. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. That is a great theory. Like, like the timeline of how that happened. But then some people did debunk it immediately being like, I was at that show.

I have footage of it. I don't want to see. I don't want to see footage of that. Someone sent it to me if you have it, if you were there. No, I actually remember back in the day I saw a video of it. It wasn't on the vlog. It didn't make it to the vlog. Where were you with the fucking iPhone?

I definitely didn't film Housephone doing that because I didn't know about it until he told me about it. Oh, you weren't even on stage and shit? I might have been, but nothing. I might have been when I was doing my like performance with you. I don't fucking know, man. Before or after somebody dropped their glizzy on stage. Jesus Christ. That was a different day.

But, yeah, that, that happened. No, he dropped the glizzy on the stage that night too. God, he's a triple fucking glissy Every time I see him on the internet I just think about the fact that he dropped the glizzy on stage two nights in a row and...

Like three actually. Like multiple times in a row. And then he asked me to manage him. What if there was no... Manage your glizzy? Here's the thing. You'll leave the glizzy at home if I'm going to manage you.

What if like, that could have went so wrong with so many different ways. So many ways. I remember one point we even got pulled over. Can I? Yeah, I know. That shit was crazy.

What if it fell on the ground and shot somebody in the fucking crowd? A little pump. Bro, I got pulled over off of Zan and the cop had no fucking clue. Oh, I remember. We were all off, fans. It was bad. I might have been.

I might have been asleep when that happened or I might have been already kicked off. I remember just Ty being like, what's going on? Can I read this? All right. So, Jesse Taylor earlier today, who no house phone loves talking about. She's going to get very upset that her name was brought up. This bitch ever again. She hit me up earlier and said like post this or some shit.

And then when I went to look and it was already gone and I was like, what was that? And she goes, I deleted it. So then I looked at a story, and this is what I screen captured a few things from a story. The difference between me and Selena Powell is I actually fuck the N-words that I say I fuck. First question, what is her ethnicity? She is not black. I'm guessing not black. And let's just go ahead and just throw out the fact that your thing is dying.

She did a fucking live stream or whatever with Sam Pepper, and they were like on Twitch talking to some. other people, like another couple. And there was this black girl that she was going back and forth with. And Sam Pepper said, uh, Sam Pepper said to her like, oh, like, I think you were just like being jealous of this girl, um, you know, like, because she's prettier than you. And Jesse Taylor goes, huh, prettier than me. She's black.

How can she be prettier than me? Look at her skin. Look at mine. Whoa. It's on the internet. It's on, uh, fucking YouTube still. Keep in mind, you're the one that brought her onto this platform. Because first of all.

And bribed her with, for, with an interview. Hey, don't, don't, don't fucking. Hey, no, bro, that shit. But you really are saying you did not fuck her. I did not ever touch that bitch in my life. I believe you. I'm just going to double check. No, that bitch got some real serious mental issue problems.

The only reason why I was even possibly trying to bring her around, like, friendship with her or anything, is because she's so crazy and so off the hinds that I thought it would be good content. And I was writing for another, like, Instagram model type girl. And that situation, T. T.S. though, fucked up that situation. for me. I thought she fucked it up because she didn't want to give you money for the songs you wrote for. Yes.

Yes, but it's because Tiesto was going to give her the beats for free. Tiesto found out how much I was making from writing for her. So Tiesta went to our manager to ask for more money. And then her manager and her kind of was just like, nah, fuck all this. I'm going with you. The girl, you're talking about her career ain't going nowhere. That's the fact. It was all going in the same direction.

No, no, that's a fact. That's a fact. So look, so I had all, so I had these songs that I had wrote in, like, I had these reference tracks reference tracks as a girl so then jesse taylor you know like you know so they did she leak one or she took the songs she bought them from she bought like two of them from me oh that's fine yeah so wait so what was that the what was that what was that what was that what i'm saying she's just gonna be like oh my god i don't give a fuck let me say what i'm saying say so that's the only reason after after you know she was like on the show a couple times and like after i just realized that this bitch you try to get you

try to set me up anyway i'm like trying to get to point. After I just realized that this bitch is completely insane that I do not need to have this bitch around me in any type of way for this exact reason because she's just too off the rails. I was just like, I'm over the shit. Even her, even her buying

the song off me was a fucking crazy-ass process. Like, I fucking she sent me the money and I had TESO email her the beat or whatever and she was like, I like went to sleep. It was like 2 a.m. and I wake up to her like 10 million texts of being like

I'm going to refund from my bank. You took my money. You didn't fuck. I'm like, dude, I sent you the song. It's just, you know, when you send stuff on Google Drive, you have to accept the request or whatever. And I was like, dude, he just didn't accept the request shit. What the fuck is your problem?

And anyway, it got to the point to where I was just like, I don't want to do, I don't care about how much she's trying to pay me for this song. She fucking sucks. She butchered the song anyway, made it sound terrible. And I'm like, I'm over this. So then I see her with Tiesto in the studio and I get mad. because I'm like, dude, like, you're supposed to be paying me to, like, make songs for you you with him and you're trying to go around me and not pay me and just go to him.

And that's when I just went off on her like, bitch, like, fuck you, whatever, blah, blah, and then I wake up to her own fucking academic stream months later. So that's what led into it. You feel me? So she's trying to come up with this crazy-ass narrative that, like, I'm just, I'm this evil person and I'm jealous. She said that I'm jealous of her making music. I didn't find it that convincing.

I don't think anybody really found like her story or her version of it. I don't think academics found it convincing. I don't think even he believed it. You know what's funny? I didn't watch the whole video because I was getting, I was getting mad like even like the fact

that she was even on there saying that bullshit. But someone else told me the same thing. It was like academics was kind of clowning her and being like, see, see this could be easy of, you know, like he's basically giving an example like, look, random bitches do shit like this all the time. Which I didn't get the premise of that

by watching the beginning into the video so it made me kind of more like not as mad I guess but now that was still so she wrote difference between me and Selena Powell is I actually fuck the dudes that I say I fucks for the record she said fuck the niggas and she's not black and I've told her multiple times to stop saying N word eliza also is Greek and says the N word I feel like I might have to speak to her because at some point people might kind of be looking like you gave her a podcast she's a white girl she says the N word I mean she definitely does not need to say that shit on here someone on the boat who was black female.

She tried to give me the N-word pass when I was on the boat. And I was like, I was like, I'll give you this and throw it right back at you. The black homies will always be like, oh, man, like you got the N-WR-R-Pass. I'm like, stop. Stop. I don't want to offend. I know you're joking, but stop. Don't never take that seriously.

No, I'm just kidding. But, okay, so Selena Powell, like, she, does she really say that she fucks people, that she doesn't fuck? I don't really know that to be an accurate accusation. I don't know. That, to me, seemed interesting, whatever. But then also, how can she say that when she'll post? those pictures, like, she said that that whole D Savage, Cade Suave thing was like a joke that

she just posted that. I think she also said that about Zayman and a couple people, so you're completely contradicting yourself. So she continues. Next slide. Selina can't even get into a relationship. I had two serious relationships this year. Ain't work out, but Selena can't even get a man to cuff her with her BAP, which I guess is

what beat-ass pussy? I don't know. Clown assho Keep talking shit about me on your little show. That's a show that has way more views than anything you ever down in your life. That's why she messaged

everyone who I posted in my pictures just because it was me. I heard Selena booty hole hairy too. I can actually confirm that that's not true. She wanted the N-word who was in my mouth. Next one. Say this ho said I ain't shit. That's why that host

stay in a trailer and link with my ops. I know she a lame for sure. I can confirm that she's not staying in a trailer. Next one. LMAO, my ex and his pussy-ass Disney bitch broke up. I knew that shit ain't going to laugh. So she's talking about Smoke Perp. You mean Omar.

Right, who she claims is her ex. We don't know the true extent to that. But that's really interesting because I didn't know that No Cyrus and Smoke Perp broke up, but she's saying it. And then she also wrote, tell Perp unblock me before I do something crazy A.F. Which I don't know what could really be crazier than all those messages that she just posted to her story.

But that's the update. Why does she think that she deserves an interview? That's like her whole thing. That is mind-blowing. A lot of people think that they deserve interviews. People that we've basically interviewed. Selina's really funny and she does really well with views. She's accepted and she fucking has got a lot of crazy stories and stuff.

She's entertaining. So interviewing Selena definitely makes sense. And Jesse has been on this fucking show. With you guys, it's just that I wasn't there. So maybe that makes her feel like it wasn't a real interview, right? She thinks that she needs to sit down and have a one-on-one with Adam 22 about her come-up. Jesse. It would never happen.

I don't want to know anything about you unless it's through the process of somebody like showing me some screenshots from your Instagram story. Like I don't want to sit here and pry into your brain. I don't know why you think. She has no brain to pry into it. And I don't know why she thinks that I would want that. The idea that she thinks that it's so obvious that I should want to do this, that I should then be like reprimanded on social media for not one. And she acts like we're insane for not believing in her music based on when I saw the academics thing with her. Oh my God.

She acts like we're crazy for not believing in her music career. This is a couple of points I need to debunk about this academics, uh, that academics video because you weren't here. And I didn't really want to talk about it while Linda was here. Right. She said that I brought her on the show when she had no followers and that her music career hadn't taken off yet First of all, you have no music career at that time right? You have no music career at all still regardless as far as I'm concerned she still has none yeah Yeah, that's just off off the rip second of all she had like a hundred thousand followers when I brought her on here

Third of all I only brought her on here because cam girl was wasn't here she was out of town and fucking like doing some international tour because you who's a fucking boss has girl power and she tried to fucking like she tried to like convince me to kick cam girl off of the show and like have her be the replacement and she like she completely

tried she completely tried to dodge the fact that she was already on Dr. Phil she was already fucking went viral for she already went huh the doctor Phil was after she came on here Dr. Phil was after she came on on here? No I think she were already on there right? No fuck no that's the only reason I even knew

about her. Really? Are you sure? 100% it was after That's what I'm saying She's not tripping She's bugging she's off the perk Yeah you like No I'm off the white claw

Oh yeah no but like This is number two I'm almost drunk White girl wasted No because she She was known for her fucking the robot Because I know that's what you talk about Yo because Yuri is an expert in the history

of Jesse Taylor I'm like 100 Yeah I knew who she was I cannot believe I'm like 100% the first time when I wasn't here was not the Dr. Phil yet. But you talked about, you didn't talk about Dr. Phil or anything.

You talked about like the robot and she was very upset about that. You didn't even talk about Dr. Phil because it didn't happen yet. Oh, you're right. I remember. And then I remember it happened after. And maybe it was between when she came to second time. It was between because you know why. Yeah, you're right.

Because I remember. I remember because she was telling. So fuck you guys. No, no, no. I do. I remember in the middle because she was like, oh, like my, I was on Dr.

Phil. It's about to come out. Yeah. I remember me sick. You were all like, oh, I love how no jumber is the D-Leaks for Dr. Phil. Like he fucking fine, because he tried to get Selena on his shit too after she had a viral shit with me. Isn't that crazy? Like the producers are actually looking at my podcast and being like, oh, this girl seems like she's got daddy issues.

Let's get her on. Yeah. But no, that was the whole premise of me bringing her on the show was because I was like, oh, this bitch might be like a fake Selena and just come on. Like, she just so retarded that it would be funny. And like, before we did it, she tried to say, I don't want to talk about any bad. things and I'm like bitch you're only known for being it racist. Shout out to CX in the chat. Yeah, shout out to all the CX.

Shout out Ice Poseidon. Is Ice Poseidon even like CX? Like when people say CX are they like current Ice Poseidon fans or are they like hearkening back to a prior era? But there's a lot of CX in the chat right now. Right. Yeah. Well, shout out of CX.

We've always had mad love for the CX community. Also shout to when the CX fucking rated our stream key and like took over our stream. Remember that? What? Because you put the stream key on the fucking line. Yeah, you already put the stream key. up on the screen real quick. Yeah, let's get CX or Raida.

Yeah, let's get some shit going on. I'm trying to get hacked right. Anyway, can we please not ever speak about this bum-ass bitch ever again in my life? And if she speaks on anything about me ever again in my life, my dykes will be at her fucking front door. You got the dikes for me. You're pulling out straps like a dyke bitch. That bitch's lame as fuck, bro.

Yeah. She's going to, wait, wait, I will say the last time I interacted with her, this is the last time I interacted with her was after she paid me for the song. And then she was like, oh, I'm getting my nails done. let's go to the studio so I want to buy another song I'm like okay she picks me up in like the dirtiest t-shirt I've ever seen in my life and she

was like I haven't showered in four days I was like at Big Head's house or some she said that? I do not want to see Jesse Taylor after not showering for four days bro she smelled fucking terrible Jesus anyway she's dude she literally ran three red lights before we even got to the freeway

and I was like bitch why the fuck are you driving like this she's like I'm from Florida this is how I drive you can not talk about the way I drive. I'm a fucking good driver. Yeah. So then, so she was like, I was already late to the studio session. She was like, I just need, like, I haven't showered in four days. Like, I got fucked and I've been wearing the same shirt. I've been wearing the same clothes. And I was like, this bitch is disgusting. She was wearing a jizz rag. So then. So then she, so then she, she went to her,

she went to her hotel to like go change. And as soon as she was out of eyesight, I called an Uber, got the fuck out of there, block her number. Wow. You should do, like, an only fan get wearing the shirt and then try to like just on your face. That had nothing to do with what I just said. But anyway, fuck that bitch. Don't ever bring that bitch up to me ever again. I will really get that bitch touch. For the record though, my attitude on her is like

you don't deserve an interview. I would have been nice to you for the rest of your life if you didn't get on the internet and demand that I owe you an interview. Here's my idea. Do something in your life that actually makes you relevant enough that I want to interview you. Because I'm not like, you know, I I'm not the most serious interview on Earth.

I've interviewed Salina like four fucking times. Like, you know, it's like you could have just kept doing your thing. If your music actually got to the point that anyone cared about it, that maybe we'd be interested in interviewing you, but instead you're just running around acting like a fucking idiot and you're annoying us. So you're pissing Camgirl off. No, she pissing me off.

You guys are ripping her in her shreds. Jesus Christ. Bro, she tried to fucking spread some false ass weird narrative that I'm fucking trying to have her. I don't want to fuck that bitch. That bitch is gross. Leave purple alone.

And leave Smoke Purple alone too I wonder she's the reason why him and Noah broke up I wonder what's going on Imagine being Noah Cyrus and getting and getting fucking A hundred A hundred DMs from a hundred fake pages Of a hundred Jesse Taylor fan pages that she fucking makes herself And sits there and DMs people

She probably has like a thousand fintsters just hitting with Noah That bitch is so fucking lame dog I'm actually kind of bum because I felt like that You know the whole world was shitting on perp for that free style and meanwhile he got Noah Cyrus it's like hey I got a bad bitch I got a Disney bitch and then apparently she ran off I don't know Noah Cyrus on Disney what she was on Disney right now uh Hannah my sister I'm just thinking of Bell Thorne I don't know oh yeah Miley was I think she's like Disney by association all these girls that people are like oh she like

I'm like I'm like I'm like oh I'm like oh she's like oh she's like oh she's like oh she's like oh yeah speaking of crazy shit I didn't know myelie Cyrus wasn't so start fucking Mikewell made it. Yeah, you didn't know who like fucking like Selena Gomez was. I still don't know honestly. You probably don't know who Miley Cyrus was? I had heard the name, but I didn't know one single thing about it. And then I seen her in that 23 jersey.

I'm not going to lie, I'm going to hit the bathroom, jerked off to it. You're a disgusting. What the fuck? She looked pretty good. I'm a sucker for a girl in a basketball jersey. Lennon, I'm buying you a basketball jersey. Anybody going to any small, uh, no, I can't really fuck with her unless you get the Celtics jersey on though.

Larry Bird? She's wearing bulls. Yeah. Larry Bird. You think Larry Bird is like a white supremacist basketball player? though? No. Because like, but if you,

if you say your favorite basketball player, somebody said this one time, they said, you say your favorite basketball player is Larry Bird, well, why not Michael or why not Magic? I'm like,

I grew up looking at Larry Bird like he was the fucking God of Boston and they're like, racist. I don't think that's racist. I'm like, what are you fucking? Like that, I don't know.

I mean, like pretty much any black person that looks up to Michael Jordan is because he was the best player of all the time and he was black. So you thinking that Larry Bird is like your idol. It's because you're from Boston.

Yeah. And he's white. And you're white. You relate to him. And he was like really good at basketball. Here's the thing is I think that if Robert Parrish was the illest of that generation, then we would be rocking Robert Parris. But we weren't.

We were fucking with Larry Bird because he was the fucking best player on the team. Or at least I thought he was. No, at that time. I was a little kid and I didn't know anything about basketball. Because wasn't the succession like Larry Bird Magic and then Mike and then fucking. I think Larry was around and then Magic. came out and then Michael came out and just shut shit down. Let's just be honest.

And then Hussein Bolt came out and he just ran really fast. He didn't even play basketball. He didn't even get haircut. Let's just be honest. None of us know anything about sports. I know a lot. I watch a lot of sports documentaries. It's my new thing.

I do too, but I don't feel like that's me really like knowing. I think I need to watch like a full season of basketball and I have never. I just need to watch one last dance. I know everything. No, you would need to have been paying attention to like every season like up until now. That's like my brother. He watches like all, every single Dodgers game and every single Lakers game.

Like he's the only person I know with cable so that he could watch ESPN. For like the last three years, I've been saying that when the basketball season started, I was going to watch at least the Lakers and also try to pay attention to the Celtics. Because I feel like if I watch like if I actually make an effort to watch every game for a season, even for one team, then you would get into it. It will start to make me actually care about everybody. Yeah. And I just have not been.

I feel like it's because I just. don't like I don't watch TV like the practice of like throw you know what I notice is that all the poker players dude so many poker players know so much about sports because it's a game where the TV can just be playing you can look away from the TV and play the hand for two minutes and then look back of the TV you didn't really miss that much you know it's like and also they're gamblers so they probably also gamble on sports and also like the normal people like sports yeah and that's kind of my thing is I'm trying to do more normal people stuff like I kind of feel like I mean, it would be fun to be into something that millions of other people are.

I just don't understand why it's so weird, like, to not give a fuck about it. Like, I would go to a game and watch it and have, like, fun. Like, I would, like, I'll pay for tickets and all that. I just don't feel like when people just take it so seriously, it's like, you're living vicariously through the physical achievements of another man. And I think that that's super gay. I know, but I don't think it's that. I think it's also people like the teams that their cities are from.

So then it's like they're representing their city. And that's the thing is that now there's UFC fighters that I love and I'm like deeply invested in their career and I care about what's happening with them and stuff. Is he sell around? I don't know, but shout to, I think he's out. Korean zombie. But the fact that I can care about a UFC fighter

then makes me feel like, you know what? Maybe I, and now there's like certain basketball players that I've watched documentaries about it, and you actually feel invested in a career. And you're like, maybe I don't just have to watch the last dance. Maybe I could care about this player, during his career and actually pay attention to it as it unfolds yeah i feel like it was just something that i was like i would watch like as a kid and like i lived through the fucking

cobi shack and like so fun cobi air like that shit was fucking amazing especially living with someone that's like a fanatic oh my mom fucking loved cobi so much bro and i didn't know that they had this crazy like beef yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sure whatever you want to call it real beef and it was like It wasn't really like it was more, I think it was more kind of a friendly competition to where. Well, I watched a bunch of documentaries and interviews. They really did my future. Well, it was like a bit of both.

Like towards the end, they loved each other. Towards the end, they knew that it was like a friendly rumble. But then also in like the midst of it when, when Kobe was going through his accusations, he brought up Shaq's name in like an interview being like, well,

I don't know that show was kind of crazy. Wait, no, wait, what did he say? He said something about like, at least I'm not like Shaq, who's just paying off the girl's million dollars or something like that, which is crazy. And then Shaq took offense to that. Kobe said that?

Of course he should. Well, I saw it in an interview with Shaq and Kobe or one of them. After I watched the last dance, I'm like, oh, I need to watch everything about sports. Oh, my God. I was listening to an OJ the Juice Man song, and he said, I ain't Kobe Brian, but I'm playing with that white girl or some shit. Wait, was that? No, because his accusation was with a black girl. No, it was a white girl in Denver, Colorado.

At the hotel. The hotel employee, she was white? Okay, so it probably was what he said. No, no, no. You guys should both go watch this if you have it. Are you guys familiar with, is it Glenn or Lynn Baez? He's the one who, like, overdosed on the court or, like, after a game, right? So he was like, I don't know, first.

I'm pretty sure first or second round draft pick, and he was, like, poised to be, I think it was first round. He did really good in college or something like that. He was poised to be like the next Michael Jordan and all that. that the night after he got drafted yeah he fucking did coke for the first time and had a heart attack and die a first time like he went out with his homies and like did a bunch of coke and drugs kids don't do enough coke that you overdose if you do do coke well it could have just been cut with something no but this was like back in the fucking like eight like the 90s or

something may you even have sent yet I think genuinely like just people's bodies react like it It was his first time ever doing it. He had a heart attack and die. That's crazy. My dad has always mentioned him my whole life. The juxtaposition of like our podcast talking about sports versus like any other one or Joe Bunn. Joe Bunnan them talk about sports. They've like been paying attention for 30 years and then with us.

It's like, you know, I'd really like to watch a basketball game one day. I'd love to do it like one time. One time. It would be so crazy to watch one basketball game. No, the funny thing is I saw your tweet about like, you know, I'm so diverse. divulge in their conversation, but then they just start talking about... Did that happen to you about the astrology thing? Well, the funny thing is...

You probably love that shit. I love astrology. The funny thing is I know exactly when of those two times you're talking about, because it was both right after they went into a fucking three-hour conversation about Spotify deal, and then they just jump into sports for like 30 minutes and you're like... But I'm not going to lie, like the one that I just was listening to, I started to listen to it in the van with all the BMX boys. Oh, they care?

And I... Hell no. There's no fucking clue who just. Joe Button is. They don't give a fuck at all. I don't even know who he is. No, they're all like BMX Hessians. They don't pay attention. I mean, they probably know he is, but they're not like listening to his podcast. But I'm listening to it at first

and they're talking about Monica and Brandy. And I'm just like, wow. These niggas have no idea. I don't care at all about this. Because he doesn't like R&B, remember? But what were they talking about? I couldn't pick. I couldn't pick Monica out of a lineup right now. I could pick

I know exactly what Brandi looks like, but I am not. Like, what's, what's Brandy's most popular song, honestly? A lot. And she was on a fucking really iconic show. What was the show? Moesha. Moesha.

Oh, I remember that. You're a fucking sold. No, I never really watched it. I remember seeing, like, the ads and shit. But, yeah, I don't give a fuck about that. No, I watch, I watch Family Matters. I was kidding. You watch what?

I watch Family Matters. What about Family Guy? We need early 2000s, like Moisha, you know, the Parker's, girlfriends. What is that? The Twin ones? T and Tamara. Oh, I love that show. And then Smart Guy.

Tia Tamara. That's a doge cast song to me. Yeah, but that's because there is two twin girls. No, I know. I remember Tia and Tamara. She said, wait, but I don't understand why she said my twins are big like Tia Tamara. She's just saying her boobs are huge. I know that, but like... She's just saying my boobs are big. But then like, but Tia and Tamara are not big people.

Hmm, true. She said my twins. My twins big like Tia Tamara. I think a lot of girls call their boobs. They're twins, right? No, I know, but I'm just saying. I don't think so. I've never heard that out.

You like my twins. What about when a girl like names or boobs and is talking about it on her Instagram? Like, this is this one. This is this one. I thought people named penises. When I was in elementary school, I remember I named my dick Lenin.

Lenin, like John Lennon? Yeah, but I don't know where it came from or anything. I just said it. That's some weird white niggas shit. I never did that. Yeah, you never named you dick? I'll name it for you. My dig is me.

He just said he'll name it for you. His name is shrivel. My name's Earthworm. Earthworm Jim. Off to Coke, yeah. That could be your rap name, Earthworm Jim. Do not dapper up. Do not.

You know, like, Cameron would be like, it's Camron, aka King Joffrey Joe. Like, it just takes a random fucking name of a character from a movie or whatever. That could be you would be like, hey, this little house phone, aka Earthworm Gym, aka put a white claw in my ass.

What's it in? I got bubble gum. Yeah, gums they bubble. Fuck with dipset. You're in trouble, trouble, and I double bubbles. You're stupid. That's my camera. That's pretty good.

I've been doing that since middle school, that same. Yo, you know what I got to send you is the video that a wavy web surf, I believe is the one he made it. He made a video about Deshaun Ra and what happened to him and shit. And that's a fucking crazy story. I know. The dude that did like the battle rap reenactments. I watched all his videos. Yeah.

Shout out wavy, wavy, wavy, wavy, wavy, wavy, Wavey WebSurf is the man. He also did one on Unforgettable. So many classics. So many classic internet fucking moments. I'm going to hit Wavey WebSurf with the DM when my Brian Pumper video comes out and just be like, fam, this was inspired by you and the other ginger fuck. And anybody out in Trap, Laura Ross, he just dropped the Joe Button one. I still got to watch.

You know, I respect all the YouTubers. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. All the YouTubers. Honestly. Gamer from Mars. Okay, well, look, I don't want to, you know, co-sign anything. the ops have to say

but he did make a point I look at you not even taking the tag off look at him I just got it brand new that means it was on the outside earlier before too fuck I will say that if you are going to reach out and like collab with other

like YouTubers in the same space that we should definitely get some like black people black YouTubers on there oh you mean besides just you dig yeah yeah that's a good point who is like so far removed the whitest person alive, yeah. And it is also very far removed from the actual, like, what's going on.

No, I was thinking that too, yeah, we definitely, like, if we're going to let you dig do an episode every week, we should probably get like. Like, Sean C or someone. I mean, he's probably too big. I feel like he got his own thing on. Yeah. But I really like, I really like his video. You dig just, like, hits me up every week. He just sends the video through or whatever.

It's like, I haven't really, like, got that level of interest from anybody else. So it's like. I think that it's not even that you're, a shout to you dig. And I don't think that you're, like, specifically like, you're. you dig you're gonna do this video on da da da da da it's that he's motivated he's very motivated and if he comes to you with like this is already done let's do it and it's a good video then what are you gonna do do that what if like every saturday is like we just post mad videos from doing doing one do one doing exactly like your dig videos you in the corner you got all your tabs ready you get all hyped

up you slam your fucking drink i'm gonna do it like me no i have a i have a prank video this is gonna be my first prank video even if no jumper doesn't accept it i'm taking it to my own on YouTube. Fuck Mary killed Takasha 6'9. No, dude, it's a great idea. And I'm gonna tell you guys out off camera. I'm into it. Boogie. Hey, for the people out there, we want to know your opinions. Lil Zan wants to

co-host an episode. I think he'd be great. I think we should do a week soon where we do this on a Tuesday and then like, boom, we're right back on a Wednesday and we have a co-host or some shit and we just, you know, we could do a double week. Why not double it up? We still need Lucky Tracy.

We need Lucky. Tracy asked me too. else wanted to come on. Lucky wanted to co-host on an episode, which I'm glad that now, like, it's not like you're saying like, oh, I want to do an interview. He's like, I want to come chill on one of your episodes. And I really enjoyed

Lennett being here. Like, if we switch it up and even had her come on, like, the four of us, and like, I don't know, we all just kind of like tell you how dumb you are. She should come through from time to time. Especially when we got to talk about the baby. Exactly. I'm going to scream on. Yeah, if you do that again, I'm going to spaz out on you. I just decided.

I told her the fucking move so the can camera could see her one time. You fucking move. You fucking, ah. I'm very controlling my podcast. I fucking flip out. No, but you know what, though?

You know what, bro? When I sat here with fucking Eliza and Selena, I see why the fuck, bro. It took them an hour to put the headphones on. Bro. The number one rule of doing a podcast that they need rammed into their fucking P brains is you don't just start talking over other people. You let somebody else talk and then you talk.

For them, they're just screaming into the mic. It's like, I want to go, I want to do a podcast with them where I just try to explain that. No, I didn't do it. They had some other girls on with them. How was it? I didn't watch that one yet. I watched the one you did with them.

And I mean, you tried your hardest, but it was. And I was like trying not to be like, you know, Adam. That has half a million views. Half a million views already on that. Jesus Christ. Isn't that crazy? But the second one, I thought they did a little bit better. with the two girls.

So there was four of them here. It was two girls from Bad Girls Club. I forget what their names are. Somebody was saying to me the other day, you should sign Selena. I'm like, sign them to no job of productions. But it was interesting seeing the three of the four of them

because then Selena was a little bit more subdued from like the little tiny clips that I saw here and there. Right. What subdued in what way? Funniest clip when she was with you? She's sitting there. She goes,

Fuck tray songs. Fuck tray songs. Fuck try. I'm like, you're like a baby. You're like having a rant. Like, what is this? Bro. They also should maybe not drink.

It's just an option. It was kind of fun, but then like it was a little, it was, towards it. It was fun. It just needs a little bit more order. Yeah, no, honestly, like, I think that if they really, like, rained it in a little bit, like, it could be pretty funny, you know? And I also, and also just. I think it could be a great podcast. And also not just based it off of just exposing someone every week.

They need to try to think of topics. Honestly, like the communication I do get from. Selena and Eliza, though, they do seem like they are serious about it and they want to take it seriously. I just fuck with them. I'm going to be honest, bro. I thought we're too. So you didn't get a pussy from the other night or right? How was that?

Honestly, bro. I felt like you were going to. If I'm going to be like, and like I'm not saying that they were just like here, take, take this vagina. Take my pussy. They definitely, they definitely invited me back to their hotel. I'm not even trying to be like that, whatever. I'm not insinuating anything. But if I'm going to be like working in this.

same space with them and seeing them every week and all that shit just like do i really want to get into that messy space of like you don't want the eliza top you don't want to find out with the son's guy i would literally do ungodly things to both of those women but oh geez i'm saying i'm respect i'm just saying like i'm like if if i'm going to be working with them and seeing them all the time i don't want to get on the podcast and they fucking fucking try to surviving house phone me on the podcast, you know? I think you should get a form signed before. I think I should just stay away from that if they're going to be, if we're going to be

in the business space with them. Yeah. Dude, the other day, Selena was so drunk at Saddle Ranch and she was like fighting, quote, unquote, fighting some girl, which it looked like she was just yelling at her,

but some random girl filmed it and was like, who is she? She's famous on Twitter. What's her name? Selena Pa? Like, why were they fighting? I have no idea.

But then Selena's like, I felt like I had another girlfriend all of a sudden because I'm, I'm getting all these drunk ass fucking voicemails. At least she's not calling me. He's just sending me voicemails of just, Adam, I got in a fight at Saddle Ranch. Can you post it?

And I'm just like listening to it and let us the other room sleeping. Like try to sleep and let us just like, oh my God, her voice. Like she's just like listening from afar. I'm just like, I don't know. I mean,

I like Selena though. I don't care what anyone says. I don't care. If anybody got beef with Selena, if anybody has a problem with me doing content with Selena, it's just whatever. bro. I'm sculpting this woman into the next Wendy Williams. I am going to sign her to a Meg deal.

I'm going to own everything. She's not going to be able to fart without me getting 25% of the fart in a glass jar. And I'm going to sell Selena Powell bathwater on the internet. No, I don't know what of these things are true. But after I kicked it with them, like, you know, after the podcast, like, they're as as as like they could be normal. They're fun. You know? I like them.

It was a little much, but it was cool. You from me? Like, honestly, like, I had a good time with them. I went to the studio with them, made a reference song for them. You did. Oh, wow. Just for the love? Off the love.

I'll fuck with them. That's right. Elijah would be acting like a fucking baby sometime too. She's like, no, right now. Do this. And I'm like, stop doing that, please. I don't suck the whole team, but I'm proud of it. Hey, I'm going to be honest.

That song's hard. I don't fuck the whole team, but I'm proud of it. Yo, she has a good voice. She has a really good voice. Eliza, there's something about her voice that's good. She recorded. She sounds like a fucking rapper already. She recorded the hook that I made for her in the studio and it sounded fire as fuck.

She does have a good voice, bro. I don't know what it is. She sounds like a rapper. Yeah. Yeah, she sounded like not like awkward at all in the song. Selena is still trying to say that she wants to fuck me and Lena and stuff. But that already happened. No.

Well, no comment. But either way, I'm just like, I don't think we should do that. I feel like, you know, if I, don't you feel like, don't you feel like. If I had just fuck Selena when I met her, that there's no way we would still be doing content together. Yep, exactly. But because I didn't fuck her, somehow this is like, we're still working together.

It's kind of interesting, right? That's why I don't want to, I'm not trying to fuck her. If we're going to be, if, like, she's been, bro, she's been shouting me out. The bidses are coming. Bro. My Instagram used to be. All men.

Like, barren wasteland of cock. It was like 90% men and like 10% women. And those men were fucking the other male followers. Like his father. Follower list was literally 80,000 men pounding each other in the ass. Yeah, that all came from you. BFB to Pac-Man. I was going to say 50% is from you.

That all came from you. But anyway, yeah, so, bro, I've had a large influctuation of just influx. Influx. Of women followers because of Selena. Exactly. Post to me. Hey, you teach a man to fish. Hashtag.

He'll feed himself his whole damn life. And that's what I'm saying. If I would have fucked her or we had a threesome or whatever the fuck. And then she fucking hated me and, you know, whatever afterwards. There we go. Wouldn't be happening. Wouldn't be happening. You fuck a fish.

It dies. You teach a man to fish. He can fish for the rest. He could fuck other. He could eat for us. I think that's the word. That's how it goes. And I'm not saying that they was just like throwing pussy at me.

But, you know, like, I mean. throwing a little pussy on you know literally Selena's gonna listen to this and she's gonna be like now I kind of want to fuck house phone like he don't want to fuck me I want to fuck him

no I don't think so as she was getting drunk though she told me I was looking cuter every time she took a shot which is weird I'm like oh no don't one thing she said that was so crazy

me she goes young thug has the biggest dick I've ever dealt with why did you just say that right wow really did she even ever reveal this out in public I don't know if she's

I think he just did. Did I? Jesus, bro. It was probably back in the news. Literally, Kim Kim made me read two hours. Kim made me realize if you have anything that you do not want to be revealed to the public, just don't tell Adam at all. Don't tell Selena Powell.

No, don't tell Adam. You are Selena. You're the mouthpiece. I'm the voice of the streets, baby. Shut up. You're the voice of... I was actually just listening to Dirk, so no, you are not the voice of the streets. Listen, I am the voice of the streets, and I want to tell you guys some shit that happened to me. me in San Francisco that I just could not believe.

All right, picture this. Yep. So first off, you got to understand that in San Francisco, originally we had an apartment, Airbnb. He had his Coke nose dripping. In Oakland, he's a Cokehead. In Oakland, we had a fucking Airbnb, right? At the last minute, Jason's like,

you can't stay at that Airbnb. That Airbnb is in Oakland. It's in the hood. Like, you guys are going to have problems that around. People get robbed there all the time. So they scramble, they switch the Airbnb. Was it by the Tenderloins? I don't know.

We got a different Airbnb. in Daily City, right? So as we're... Not that bad. A lot of Asians. It seemed totally fine besides this, is that as we're pulling up to the fucking Airbnb in Daily City, and keep in mind we've been driving for like seven hours to get there. The fucking whole streets walked off by the cops.

We're fucking waiting behind all these cars. We finally pull up to the cop. Like, yo, our Airbnb is up in here. We like, we have to get through here to get to our apartment. The guy's like, sorry, like some kid just got shot. We can't let anybody in here. So already we're all thinking like, oh, cool. is the safe apartment.

Somebody just got a check. So then we loop the block. We ended up, I think we went to the skate bar for a couple hours. We fucking come back. Streets still blocked up. We pulled back up to the cop. And we realize like now they're arresting someone.

As we get closer, we see it. It's a black dude. I would say maybe he's about 30. They got him in handcuffs. We don't know that this is the shooter. But, I mean, they're looking for a shooter. This might be the shooter.

You gave the description, right? No, I did not. As we pull up. up the fucking dude who's getting arrested he just looks up he makes eye contact with me he just goes Adam they're so blown

away that I'm there to watch him get arrested and I'm thinking it was a meme the whole trip everybody just kept saying I'm like Adam knew the shooter the shooter knew it like whatever Adam told on the shooter and then it was crazy because it happened again

because we're riding in the actual city and we're just riding up this fucking big ass hill working so hard to get up this hill and I look over and I see these two young kids getting arrested and they just look at me and they go, hey Adam what the fuck, right, right, right. And I started thinking about after, I'm like, bro, I should I put them getting arrested on my

Snapchat? Because they probably would have been so lit off that. I don't know why they were getting arrested, but why? This is some weird connection between people seeing you and getting arrested. It's just that the people that the cops want to arrest are the kind of people who watch no jumper. No, you're like the grim

Reaper of like, if they see you, they immediately get arrested. So don't look at me for too long. Those guys were in handcuffs. Tell us the way that I saw them. Exactly. Are you ready for this? This was the best one. And also...

This happened three times? This was a different one. This guy wasn't getting arrested, but it was still pretty good. But basically also, like, this was my first BMX trip I've been on in years. So it is fucking weird because it's like... I didn't know you guys. Yeah, I didn't either. But now we're bringing on some shit back and like we're doing a fucking video and stuff.

Began went, yep. And Began was having a blast. Began was rolling splits. But anyway, like, it was kind of weird because it's like, you know, it's like every year that goes by, I just get more and more famous. And every time, I mean, it's true. I get so much cooler. It's true.

You guys all know it. You make it fun of it. You know it's true. But it's like, it slowly gets to the point where it's weirder and weirder for me to be out on a BMX trip because I'm in the most fucking random places ever. And I have people just pulling up and being like, what the fuck are you doing on a bike in my city?

And I'm like, I don't know, man. Like, I'm just here. But anyway, so we pull up to, or we're all riding this like, near the federal building or whatever. So it's like kind of high security. the feds. Exactly. Right where you should be.

Adam, near the feds and people get arrested. No, I will say the cops were being so nice because there's so much fucked up shit going on in San Francisco that like we're the least of their worries whereas normally kicking BMXers out of a spot

or whatever can kind of be a big deal. Right, they're normally really excited about it. Now it's kind of like the cops have a different attitude. The cops are like, hey, like please don't abolish us but we got to kick you out of the spot, you know? So it's kind of like it's a different vibe. They did not say that.

They didn't say that, but you can tell they're thinking that. Don't defund us, but you got to go. No, because you can tell that they don't have the confidence. Oh, they're trying to be nicer. Yeah, and even, I'm talking to Brooklyn Dom today. He's like, yo, I swear to God, the cops are so scared of fucking with any black dude on this street because they just think, they assume it's going to happen.

Like, if they fucking are a little too forward or whatever, obviously, there's plenty of cops who don't feel that way. Yeah, I'm about to say, I don't know if that's the case. Anyway, so we're near this federal building. We're filming some shit or whatever. Began and them go over to this other area and they try to ride on this one rail that was like on a playground type area. You get kicked out. They come right back.

We're like, this dude ain't gonna let us ride. But Began's like, Began's like, honestly, if you go over there with us, I think this guy's gonna let us ride. And I'm like, why? Yeah, why? And Began's like, he's like a 22-year-old black kid and he seems like you would probably fuck with you.

And I'm like, man, I'm immediately feeling. What, the cop? No. It was security guard. But I'm immediately thinking like, that is crazy to think that like some random security guard is going to fuck with me. So famous.

We pull back up. The guy takes one look at him. He's like, man, I'll watch your shit all the time. You guys are good. Like, you just fully. forgets about his job and lets us ride there. And he was just kicking with us and he was super cool. It was like so weird.

Like, I don't know. That one in particular just blew my mind. Like the security guards just going to like act like his job is mad, serious. And then completely forget about it like five minutes later. Yeah, because he loves no jumper. Yeah, I fuck with it. Bro, like I said, when I was in the casino, I ran into so many people. I took so many pictures.

The last one, the last one, I was on a, a fucking, you know, like, bender mode. And, like, I went to go, I went to go pick up some shit. And I was, I was coming back into the hotel, right? I'm coming through the hotel and, like, literally this guy gets off the elevator. I swear to God, it was not longer than zero point three seconds. He was like, house phone. What's up, bro?

Like, as soon as he came off the elevator, right? And he was like, I had a gift for you. And I was like, I was like on the phone with my, like, headphones didn't kind of like, you got to get for me, nigga, what you mean? Like, I'm like, you know, like, getting kind of like weird out. Give you a baggie. And he was like, he was like, it's upstairs in my room or some shit. And I was like, all right, just DM me.

I'm not going up to your room. Are you feeling me? Whatever, right? Gay. Yeah, right. Not going to let you molest me, bud. But anyway, bro, this nigger came to, like, the room later. You ended up inviting him to your room.

Because he told me, because he told me, like, what the president is. Okay, we're ready. Bro, this nigger had literally every drug on the menu from top to bottom. And he just gave me. He went like this? He just gave me hell of shit for free and he was he was hell of cool. Or was it in a briefcase? He gave,

he was like giving all my bitches coke and shit. That's one of my best memories is when I first moved to the block. There was a dude who you guys all know who I'm talking about, but he just pulls up and he goes, Hey man, I just want to welcome you to the block. I put in mad work around here. So I just want to hook you up with the party pack just to let you know my shit is good.

And I look down and it's like five green zans like a couple of fucking grams of Coke, couple of mollies. Jesus Christ. I'm just like, Oh, hell no. And then, of course, that night I had a crazy ass orgy with Lennon, two fangirls that we met. That was so bad.

Those days is over. We have babies and shit now. Now if we fucking bitches together, we're making them sign waivers. The shit is better. I can't believe I used to do this shit like, oh, willy-nilly. Like, it ain't nothing, you know. You're crazy. Yeah, that was kind of crazy.

I mean, you were still old, but we were younger, you know? You know what it was weird is when I was 30, I don't think I had, like, thought to myself, like, oh, you're kind of getting older yet. Maybe you're getting a little older. Maybe you want to kind of change your life a little bit. No, at 30, I don't think that it'd even cross my mind yet. Yeah, because you were living in a fucking five-bedroom house with like 22-year-old. Yeah, I was 30.

And I was living in a house full of like between like 18 and like 22-year-old boys who just wanted to go out to the bar every night. So it's like if I had stayed in that world, like when I think about it, like when I started dating, Lena, I was so primed for a girlfriend though because I was kind of like starting to realize maybe you're not going to just like do coke and rage out for the rest of your entire life like well into your 40s yeah maybe you should chill maybe you should get a girlfriend because when i think about the last couple girls that i like chilled with before olena i like low-key like kind of tried to like date them in a way you want it you wanted to like it wasn't gonna work

but i kind of tried and then i think back on it i'm like yo that's so funny that you were like kind of trying to date that drunk-ass girl who like who like you like there's one girl that I just have in my head right now that like I want to know which one I wanted a girlfriend now you don't know her but I wanted a girlfriend bro this girl like I figured like oh like every time I ever hung out with her she was drunk but what the flight attendant no no but but I'm like thinking like oh like every time I ever hung out with this girl she was drunk but like maybe I could just kick it with her and like watch Netflix some night nope this bitch going to seven on and she's got a bottle of wine she needs to be drunk like this is just every night

for her like that trip me out like I'm like oh damn like I can't just chill with you all right I was like this isn't recently but I was having the same kind of dilemma with this girl who like I posted a wild wild ass story or something like like I wish I had some pussy delivered to my front door or something and she this girl just DMs me like hey so anyway I'd have kicking it with her and she was cool but I kicked it with her by herself and then I started kicking it with her and her friend and I just realized that these bitches are the drunkest like just fucking like college like sorority

like bitches who just moved to LA and I'm just like these bitches are resarded I can't do it Yeah man once you stop Getting fucked up as much Like once you like once you're like once you I'll still turn up bro like you know right But you have a period in your life In which you will do anything to get some ass

You'll deal with any girl You'll deal with like the worst person out There was a period in my life where this was true And then you start to get to the point Where it's just like like, you know what? Like, I'm just, I'm not going to deal with like eight hours of psychological warfare from your drunk ass just to be inside your pussy for seven minutes.

Like, I'm just not. I'm just not doing it. I'm just not going to kick it with you like that. And these bitches are like driving me around drunk. Like, this bitch hit a dip so hard in the ground that I, that we flew in the air. Her cigarette flew from the front to the back, burned me in the arm. Like, it was fucking insane. And then she got us trapped in a, in a fucking, um, and like,

a cul-de-sac with a dead end and like East LA in the hood or something I'm like bitch get out of the driver's seat get out of the driver's seat Oh my god you know it's like you I can't do which Wait wait wait wait and then the last thing I'm kicking it with them And like she's sitting across and like this is not the girl that I'm fucking This is the girl's friend I'm sitting she's sitting across from me

And I see her like her phone's like in her hand like this like this like this right So I can see that there's clearly a picture of me in this setting with the same outfit I'm wearing right now and I'm like, what's that on your phone? I kind of like take it out of her hand. And it's her like, oh, this guy fucking sucks. Like, blah, blah. I would do that.

She took a fucking picture of me sitting across. I wanted to NBA young boy, like, throw her phone out the window. I would do like, I want to Rio the Young OG. You should have to be honored her. I want to fucking throw her down a flight of stairs so bad, bro. Let's edit that part out. No, we can't do it. No, we don't edit anything out.

But yeah, that's when I, like, I don't know how. I'm talking about history. No, this. That's like an Ike beat Turner, fuck, or Ike beat Tina joke. Okay, but listen. Everybody makes that joke, right? Listen, but listen, listen, listen. I don't even know what that is.

Listen. That situation, me, for some reason, trying to be remotely nice to Jesse Taylor and all that shit. All, like, all these things have just been just really just, like, making me just, like, want to make a real conscious effort of, like, who am I? I protect your energy. Yeah, dude. One day you will find a girl that you really fuck with and you will, want to put all your effort into her. I mean, I, like, it's possible.

I'm, like, trying that right now, but it's just, it's too long distance and, like, COVID shit. I can't even, like, go, I can't even see it. Like, I can't even see her. You're talking about New York here? We're talking about Australia. No, just, yo, like, you really can't go there. Calm down. Like, Jim or not talking about anything, but I'm just saying.

Oh, he's talking about Korea. You know, talking to Jim Wolfey? Who's that? Anyway, the basketball girl. Basically, all these bitches are lame as fucking weird as fucking just, like, trying to do weird shit. So when you find one that isn't like that Lock them down and stay with them This has been the No Jumper show episode

58 Are we done? There's a lot of stuff we left on the table But I don't really give a fuck about talking about it to be honest I didn't watch any of the XSL freestyle So I don't watch them I didn't want to VMAs was so fucking weird You watched it? It was on in the hotel room

The only thing I saw is that MGK was wearing a pink suit All I watched was Doja Cat's amazing performance Really? I wanted to see that She's amazing, I love her It's so awkward They had the fucking like they had the crowd like audio

but obviously there was no crowd weird they had laugh tracks and shit yes it was so fucking weird bro it was literally the weirdest thing ever but I think when j balvin came out to accept his award there were people that were it was like in a parking lot so there was cars like separated

and then there was people sitting on top of the car but that but that was like a drive-in movie theater but that wasn't the whole vamazzo that was only that one part interesting it was fucking weird also shout to Kiki Palmer, apparently she was a first black female. And shout out to her. I was about to be like

that. She did good? Who is that? Kiki Palmer? What did she do? Christ. I didn't even explain Kiki Palmer. She's one of the girls who accuse fucking Trey songs, right? She was, she's an actress. I think she makes music. She was like in Akila.

But what did she win? She was a host. She was a host. She did a good job. But like I said, the whole thing was just so awkward because it was just there's nobody there and it was just like she's like making these like jokes and skits and shit and I don't know it was fucking weird dude they should have just not

did it this year to me honest sounds terrible and fucking I don't think I'm out of watch the VMAs in like 1997 like I was like an actual like 13 year old I might have watched it I don't get a fuck the last time I watched it was when Tyler won something I was literally about to say that I hate the fact that because I

work in a world in which I like talk about music that people then expect me to actually give a fuck about gay ass shit like the VMAs that I've never cared about in my entire life. This is bullshit that TV networks come up with to try to take over your mind for the night. You don't have to care. Who gives up? You have to admit that, I mean, at least when we were growing up, that show was very important.

Everyone watch it. Yeah. The year is 2020 now and it's not that important. But they haven't cared for a while now. And like every song that won with some song I've never even fucking heard of. Exactly. That's all the problem. I don't know any of the shit.

I didn't know Lady Gaga and Ariana Grady had a song together. Oh, she did. They did? And they won fucking hell awards. I thought Lady Gaga hadn't done shit since she made that weird-ass movie. I feel like the VMAs kind of shifted after everyone stopped watching into like a more YouTuber like Nickelodeon event type stuff. Like what's a Nickelodeon or Kid Choice Awards type of thing?

I'm offended that anybody even thinks that I would even watch this shit at all. I'm pretty sure the only song that was nominated that I knew was like life is good by fucking Future and Drake. Where did, where did, uh... But that's the whole point, because Future and Drake ain't showing up to the VMAs. And they didn't win anyway. But they wouldn't show up, so it doesn't matter.

When, is, is it the VMAs where Nikki said, uh, Miley, what's good? Yeah. But, okay, no, no, no, no, no. But even the things we see, what are they? We see them on Twitter. We watch like a 15 second clip. We don't watch the VNAs.

I will say, you know what I respect the most? They're the number one people who don't watch it. I don't think. Do people watch kids choice awards? You know what I respect? Kids might watch them. the weekend came when he won award he came out

and said it's really hard for me to celebrate right now with all this bullshit going on until we get justice for her Brianna Taylor and I forgot who else he said but that was fucking tight and no but none of the white, none of the white artists came out and said anything like that nobody even acknowledged anything

like that except for the weekend so shout out to the fucking weekend XO XO XO XO XO yo girl on my next show who another great thing he did signed. Nav. Yo, have you been seeing all the fucking V-long, good intentions post I've been seeing you?

Everywhere. You know they're sending out the packs to everybody because that shit is sell. No, no. It's like random rappers I see wearing it. Like, they definitely bought it. Damn, that's lit. I don't know. I mean, damn, I don't even think my Nav shirt is like out the cleaners yet. We got a cleaner later. What the fuck is she even doing?

I don't know. You have a, yeah, they could have come to your house and take your night stuff? They do laundry. Yeah, yeah, they do everything. No, you know, that's just crazy because we had a cleaning lady and then COVID hits. And Lena's like really smart and nice. She says, we're going to keep paying her even though she's not actually coming because

Lennon doesn't want people coming in the house and like, you know. That's really fucking tight. I'm like, wow, that's really, really nice of you. And I would not have thought of that, but that makes a lot of sense. Like if you can afford to have a cleaning lady, you should probably keep paying the cleaning lady even after the pandemic hits. Right, but I thought that was really good. But then there's the problem.

That lady, like, couldn't come one week. So Lennon gets another cleaning lady for that week or whatever. Uh-huh. This lady snaps and cleans the fuck out of the house. And Lennon's like, I think I got to get rid of the original cleaning lady. And I'm like, I'm going to be real with you. Like, at the end of the day, you took care of her through the pandemic. If this new cleaning lady is it, we're fucking with a new cleaning lady.

I'm sorry, but this shit really ultimately at the end of the day comes down to who's cleaning the best. Damn, you switched up on. But like, like. They she went more into detail. She cleaned the fuck in hell like the super detailed shit like the the container that holds of the silverware. There was like a little tiny bits of like shit in there that Lena had noticed little tiny like some of the silverware wasn't as necessarily as cleaned even like in the back house.

Like yo I didn't even know people clean shit like this like because you know real talk like I have had apartments for like a year or more and never cleaned once. you were going to say that. You're disgusting. Like, I just never even, like, like, I picked stuff off off of the ground. Like, my idea of cleaning would have been, like, oh, my, my dirty clothes are all over the ground.

I'm going to pick those up, and I'm going to do laundry. But, like, to, like, actually, like, scrub a counter or, like, dust a booksh... I'm never done to the bookshelf, but... The most annoying thing is that we have trim around our base. I think we have it here, too, is they gather so much dust, so you have to, like, go around your whole house and, like, just on your hands and knees, too, fucks.

That's annoying. Fuck no. Now that I'm so used to living in a house that's sparkling clean all the time. If I have to, I have to have a cleaning leave for the rest of my life because there's no chance that I'm cleaning. How many, how many times does she come? Like once a week? Twice a week. That's fire. You know. How much you drop, how much bag you're dropping on that?

Honestly, I have no idea, but I believe it's probably like a couple hundred a week. You know someone's disgusting when you go to their house and you use their bathroom. They has that yellow rim around the water. Oh, man. See, that's the one thing that makes me really want to piss. like piss and then flush is that I realize now like oh the toilet gets dirty because I don't

flush after I piss what? Of course It took me a while to realize that but now we got No shit Sherlock. Wait so every Do you do this at home too? Like you just pee And then don't flush? Not anymore I try to do it yeah I flushed my shit I'd be surprised if you didn't

Why do you not like who I grew up The motto that I grew up with was if it's brown Flush it down if it's yellow let it mellow. Ew. What? That's the I would never

want my pee to mellow in my fucking 20s. Why you want to waste that much water? There was a time in my life

in which the goal was to conserve water. I don't know why. Who was saying that? People, adults.

I was a kid. When I was in college, I did live with three vegans, worst experience of my life. And one of them,

who was also trans, would not flush for the sake of the ecosystem and stuff like that. And I'm like,

dude, you have to flush our shared bathroom. I'm trying to get my hands on some trans piss. I mean, you could go, let's time travel back and you can go get some.

Yo, it's the trans urine plug in the chat. Probably not. They would not know what the fucking no jumper is. I just really don't understand. Like, so then when you go back to go pee again, it just smells like piss now in the bathroom.

And you just, you pee on top of that pee? Yeah, maybe on like the fifth one, you give it a little flush. Ew. What though? What though?

And Camgirl gets mad at me at the end of every podcast because I go in there and pee. and then she goes in there right after me and she's like, you didn't flush, what the fuck? Because then you have to flush, and then did you know that every time you flush, the bacteria shoot, ew, shoot,

oh, I just make kiss this, ew, this thing is so gross. No, but you know the realest thing though? Imagine I left a dookie in that toilet and then you went in there, that's violence. I feel like I've been in the other office when you've done that before. I would never leave a dooky for you, but no, I'm just saying like, that's violence.

You know how people are always having the argument, though, of like our words violence like people will say like if you use a racial slur against somebody then that's violence if you you you know that like it doesn't have to actually be violent to be violence me leaving a turd in the toilet knowing a girl's gonna go in there after me that's violence this has been the no jumbus show episode number whatever we out here me and cam girl we'll be back next week where's house phone we don't know we got them white claws if you need some let me know i got you i got the og for loco too tell them follow camp girl Follow Camgirl and don't follow house phone

Go on Instagram and follow at Camgirl Follow cam girl I don't even got a dog in this fight But she stayed longer than him so fuck it Let's run with it. And I was here before him She was and I get that Fiji