No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 62

Episode Date: September 30, 2020

5:05 debate recap 14:10 house phone talks about why he wasn’t there last week 16:56 people on spirit flights w vuitton bags 22:45 adam and lena giving birth at home 25:00 the boys tv show “I've been on the boys... Pause!” - AD + the boys tv show review by adam 26:56 lena and adam having sex with a trans 28:30 Trans sex 28:48 rocco siffredi story, adam infatuated by large penises 29:50 Celina beefing with drake video girl : Aggy 32:50 celina adam are back being cool 33:40 which network TND signed with 34:29 Rocco Siffredi is adam’s inspiration kinda 37:50 tik tok vs twitter? being on tik tok now late in the game + the mexican skater dude cranberry juice going viral 42:12 yuri sex with an orange 46:00 new shirt alert 51:00 nba youngboy arrested and in big troubles 1:00:20 NLE Chakra lol + baby mama big family legal troubles 1:03:10 yachty fakes being this clean cut person 1:22:30 Tory Lanez new album 1:29:10 charlamagne vs joe budden + adam wishing he was on tory’s album + tory vs rick ross 1:43:42 men calling out men behavior in the music industry is rare and a breath of fresh air Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Smorage. Can I get some smores? None of that rhymed. Kid. Wait, wait. But let me just say that Kim was the one who brought up the idea of like, oh, that would be funny if you had all of our moms on here. And then you just took the idea and just applied it to just your parents. No, I've been meaning to do it.

He brought it up first. I'm not putting the podcast with my parents out. Like, nobody would really want to see it. You did say that. You said you're going to keep it for. We were talking about like, yo, they told me some crazy shit. My dad's, my dad's mom, my grandma. her brother who I knew when I was a kid was gay and they didn't tell me until this podcast.

Is he alive? No, he's been dead forever. He would probably be like 100 plus if he was alive. Did he have a husband? No, I guess he got in trouble a couple times for like the gay clubs. Like they would pull up in the club and like kick all the gay dudes out and like basically just, you know, hey, book y'all. Don't be doing this. It was like illegal to be gay back then.

Basically, like they would bust up the gay clubs and stuff. It was very heavily looked down upon. It was actually really crazy hearing them talk about it. never knew my whole life that this what era was this uh i guess well this guy would have been this was like a long time i think he died when he was like 90 and i was like 14 to put into perspective how a whole of this dude was yeah i was like a kid and i was very confused when i found out that uh he was gay today on the podcast with my parents he was like gay in like the 20s or something gotcha hey shout out to lena the plug you better be watching this but i'm not going to

text you back right now because i'm on the podcast well i'm good with a blunt she says she watches every week oh definitely does This is the only no-jumper content that she watches. Look at Big Crip Vell right here. Big Cs in the air. Yo, but he's banging cocky. Cocky riders. That's his crew.

And they throw up, look it. And they throw up a big red sea on their Instagram. I love that. Oh, guess what? Supreme is dropping a Smurf's collab. I thought about Vell. I thought about Mel. Wow.

Vell reminds you of a smurf? That's fucked up. Yeah, but you're acting like Vell with some king Crip out here or something. I'm fucking joking. He's not even a gangbanger. I love that you didn't think about me first. That's crazy.

I actually thought about AD. Tell him. Tell him. Shout out to AD. Have you guys noticed on Adi's Instagram story that he was on a world tour? He was in Touloum. He was in Jamaica. He was in Florida.

Just him and O.T. Genesis. Drinking so much, so many shots. Speaking to drinking. So much Crip Walking. So much dancing. I saw the dancing. I enjoyed the dancing. AD is a different type of dude because he's down.

to go on a tour for like three weeks straight and drink every single night. I would die. I would actually die at some point during that. I could drink one night, have like a week recovery and then like do another week. And that's kind of what you got to do if you want to be like a rapper best friend type of guy. Be down. Like I've gotten to the point too. Like when I party, I go crazy and I do not stop probably for like a good 24 hours.

Uh-huh. And like I was in Atlanta this weekend and every night since I got there, they were partying. And I'm like, dude, I can't do this every night. Like, I need like a day break in between. That will keep happening to you until you get to the point where I was at, where I was partying and drinking and doing cocaine in my early 30s. And then all of a sudden it would be like, oh, I raged out Friday, stayed out, drinking and doing coke until 6 in the morning.

And then I lost Saturday completely in bed. And then Sunday was also still kind of fucked up. That was the moment where I was like, you know what? I want my life back. This is not sustainable. I'm not in my 30s and I feel like that already. If I party on Friday night, Saturday is a wrap. I'm not doing shit.

Is that what happened last week? No. Some of the young BMX homies I know will be out to like eight in the morning like drinking and doing drugs probably and some of girls. And then they're like up in the morning and it's just and I'll always ask them like, you're all right? And I'm like, yeah, I feel fine. How was that possible? I've seen like 21. I've seen Began do that plenty of times too.

Began is catching up with them. Everybody you talk to. They'll be like, oh, I can't party. like I did when I was 16. I mean, shit. Your body, you know, your recovery time is way different, you know? I know. That's why if you're young, do all the drugs you can perform.

No, no, no, no, I'm just kidding. That is the opposite of what I wanted to say. Do not do drugs because they will make your life. Speaking of drugs, you don't know, hit this blunt? No, all right. All right. We just got done watching the election. We're actually, or the election.

The election. I wish that was the election. I wish that was the election. I wish that was over. And that, like, the winner of that, boom, you win. No, we just watched the debate for the debate for the, who don't know who are watching this in the future. I don't know if that was a there was a winner in that it was just so much

interrupting and like that's how all the debates are right like it's like I kind of am trying to think about like what the fuck they talked about it was so much more aggressive so much more interrupting and I mean it's solely you can only blame it on on Trump because I mean Biden wouldn't have been doing any of the interrupting if it wasn't for Trump doing it but I mean Trump just like took the tone of what a debate is normally like and just absolutely took it to a completely different degree he was calling him stupid. He kept making fun of Biden for finishing last in his class or whatever. There was about

50 things that Trump said during that I want to read a fact check on because there was just so many claims that he made that sounded pretty wild stuff that, I mean, I read the news, I read Twitter every day and I didn't know what most of the things he was talking about were. And then Biden was like kind of just, you know, you can't just like counter all these claims in real time. So Biden's just forced to sort of play defense and like he's defending his son. I mean, it was a wild ride. It's crazy. I was looking at LA Times and they already started like a live article of like all the fact

checking of Trump. I feel like I'm excited to read through that. I could definitely get through an argument in favor of them doing that in real time on the screen, although that would like totally introduce a different level of like objectivity bias. The CNN probably doesn't want to deal with. And then what? Like the fact checker would just like be like that was false and just call it out. They probably have so many.

Yeah. I mean, it would have been nice. Like you could tell even the fucking host was just. He was sober. He felt defeated. He was like, at one point he was like, he was like, Trump, do you want to, you want his fucking switch places? Like, he was over it.

And the extent to which Trump would just not yield to his authority as the debate, monitor, question moderator, yeah, was, it's like unprecedented, never seen anything like it. And there was a bunch of moments of things that Trump did that you've just never, ever seen a presidential debate in terms of just sheer aggression and insulting. And it was just, it was mind-blowing. I wish. Trump doesn't yield to anyone's authority. To his base, that was a porno.

He just made a movie because to them, that is what they want from him is they want him to just absolutely like just demolish their enemy in Joe Biden. To be fair, I think Joe Biden. I don't think he demolish him. I think Joe Biden, right, but like physically or like through like the actual debate, he was just rampaging over him in a way that like Biden, you know, Biden's a polite. guy. He doesn't want to interact that way. Trump is a fucking asshole and just completely talks over the other person. It's just difficult when you're louder than your opponent and you talk way louder. It's like it was just a yelling more at one point.

Trump clearly has less of a regard for the truth and we'll just say whatever and Biden is holding himself to a different standard in terms of the way that he will communicate in this debate. I mean, to be fair, I think that Biden held it together better than probably a lot of people expected him to. there was a bunch of crucial moments where he was stumbling over his words and speaking all irregularly that I feel like those are going to be cut together and you're going to have all the trolls on right wing Twitter or whatever they're just going to mass it together and say look at this guy's brain falling out of his fucking skull which you know fair enough it's like he he is not incredible on camera but I think that he did a good job of seeming like a good guy like a guy who you know he seemed like the good guy I think if you care or about like voting for the better person. It seemed pretty clear that Biden was like the less evil, at least in their demeanor there. Yeah, they even like them side to side like Trump looked evil

compared to like Biden with his whole like he just looked like angelic in a weirdly weird way. Trump looks like this like awful evil Treshire cat while he's talking just like waiting to pounce on just looking at him with sheer disgust. I just wish that they were like able to turn off the mics for the two minutes of the unprecedented uninterrupted thing. I'm like, can you just turn one person's fucking mic off?

They would not follow that rule at all. That wasn't even an objective. That would have been kind of crazy though because you're going to be able to hear Trump like without the mic. You're going to be able to hear him a little bit and you're going to be like, what the fuck? He's just screaming back on him over there. He would probably get louder in that case just to really get his point across, you know? He would just go over to Biden's stand and just take his mic. The way it ended though with Trump basically refusing to acknowledge that he would accept. the results of the vote is like it's so unprecedented in American history for anyone to undermine

the future of the election like that, especially a sitting president. And then it's just so inevitable that we now know how much of a chaotic disaster the election's going to be and that there's basically nothing that we can do about it. And if Trump is eventually seen to win, fine. But if he is seen to have lost and he's going to claim victory and it's going to be a fucking nightmare for anybody who cares about the future of the country. So I mean, I'm scared. His fucking $750 tax return or whatever tax payment. Yo, like, this shit is just ridiculous. I don't think that's going to make a dent in anyone who actually is going to vote for him, though, because it's so easy for them to

rationalize it away. Like, oh, you know, he's a smart businessman. I don't want to pay taxes either. Yeah. Well, on the other side is him trying to use that I'm a smart businessman is that, in fact, they were claiming that his business were taking so much loss. So it's like, are you really good businesses, man? He caught a windfall with the celebrity shit, with the apprentice. All of a sudden, that made him many hundreds and millions of dollars, whereas he had been losing huge amounts of money on real estate. There's also a moment of like, you know,

he always will have these opportunities to sort of like calm shit down and, you know, ideally make like the world less violent. And he always opts to not do that. And there was a moment where he basically was out. to denounce white supremacy and he goes he goes you tell me you tell me who you want me to what do you want me to call them right and then he goes proud boys and then he goes proud boys like stand by and be ready because somebody's going to have to take on antifa so basically saying like if you're a republican if you're a trump supporter form a fucking militia and go out into the streets and

go to war with the fucking left wing protesters that's exactly like the whole premise of what he was was trying to paint. Oh my god, that was terrifying. I'm like, he just said their group by name and encouraged them to go into the streets and basically he did the exact opposite of what the mediator told him. Right. He's asking him to basically like,

you know, try to stop violence and he just like basically like eagerly encouraged it. Like he's just so incapable. That whole thing was fucking painful to watch and I feel like I'm just like fuck. I'm like embarrassed that I even like had to watch that like I wouldn't be a

American if I didn't watch that or some shit. Definitely felt like I was watching a weird ass reality TV show and like there's one thing I wanted to know about because my mom asked me was Obamacare and I'm like I don't think I took anything from that or learned anything about what's going on. I don't think I learned anything

from any of that. Oh no. Can you believe they're going to do that two more times? About what what are they going to talk about? That was a dumpster fire. When they started talking about climate change and like both of them just completely. just did not acknowledge the question and just like wrapped around it.

It's just like both of you guys are like fucking Biden was talking about something by the end of 2035. I'm like, yeah, we fucking make it that long, bro. There was so many moments where they would ask the question and then Trump or Biden starts talking and then it's like by the end of the question. They had nothing to do. The moderator would say something that reminded you what question you just asked and you're like, that's what they were supposed to be talking about and they just gave me this like spiraling

fucking loop of different, you know, shit that they want to emphasize. People seem to really enjoy Biden saying to Trump to shut up. You guys saw that? He did and he called him a clown. And then he went to take it back after he said it one time. He's like, ah, you know, it was like, you know, he could. That person. Biden even said like if this conversation was happening in the street.

I think it was how we phrased it as in like, I would beat your ass if we was in the screeets, Joe Biden. What if he did flights on him like that? That's crazy. one of them just swung on each other Could you imagine if Joe Biden freaked out And ran over there and swung on him That would be one of them

That would be the most viral thing In the history of anything Like you know like the pre-UFC Or like the pre-boxing fights When they... It's like that times a million I can't believe How are they gonna do this two more times?

I'm terrified I don't know if I want to watch either of them Honestly I'll watch it because I feel like You guys were gonna like Completely shit on me If I didn't watch it so Keep in mind that house phone said

what debate. Yeah, exactly. And when he texted me, I was like, huh? I did. Do you want to excuse your absence last week and explain to your fans? Because the episode had less views, so I can take that, I can take that to mean that there's at least some percentage of our audience that wants to hear the tales of a academy-addicted hipster.

I thought we had a very intelligent conversation. They said it was boring. Yeah. I felt like it was fun too. What did you guys talk about? Like materialism. I don't know. He immediately goes, I don't know.

Or DMing me. telling me that they learned a lot. There was a couple moments where we were like, imagine what household would say. Because we were talking about like materialism being bad. And we were like, ooh, household would be like, hey, yeah, no, like drip. Like, look at the rhinestones. I mean, like, I agree, but I feel like it's just so prominent and it's so like embedded into our culture. And it's very, like, even like me personally, I can say that that was like, like, I understand your point of view, like, why you don't care about, like, clothes and shit like that.

and why, like, you don't look at it as a big deal. But I look at it, like, I look at it like that because it was embedded in me at a very young age. Like, my older sister used to, like, basically, like, treat me like her little fucking, like, her little Barbie doll and, like, dress, like, her boy's Barbie doll and dress me up and, like, have me look like all the celebrities that she liked and, like, did my hair the same hairstyle. Okay, let's face it, like, me being a white guy that, like, is okay with wearing whatever is kind of, like, symptomatic of me. being privileged because there's an extent like it's the same thing with like Zuckerberg and all these fucking tech CEOs who don't feel they need to like flaunt their wealth at all and there's like you know is a lot of people who come up in like more of a lower class like cut throat environment like dressing well is like the entire way that you prove that

you're doing well in life but I mean again that's my point is that that will basically like stop you from doing well in life if you spend huge amounts of your income on clothing it's going to make it so that you can't buy a cars or you can't buy a house and if you have a car that's going to enable you to make more money in the long term and it's going to allow you to have different work opportunities whatever you know but i mean but then you can balance it i was going to say you can also take the opposite end and like being like so concerned with your outside of parents can also uh allot you a lot of opportunities and make people look at you in a higher way for because they like you know like they they they look at you your first appearance is everything so i'm like you know

I definitely think that you should have a clean and presentable exterior, but like, I think we were kind of talking more about like the immense materialism where it's like you have to have everything and like it just doesn't stop and all the fucking cars and the jewelry and the designer clothes that you can't afford. It's definitely levels to it. Yeah. And there are people, you know, like, I swear to God, on my flight to Atlanta, it was like a EDD fest.

It was like everyone was on. Spirit flight. First of all, I didn't book my own flight. What's EDD? EDD is like the what, like the scam, like the unemployment shit. Yeah, whatever that people are running. And it's like, I've seen so many motherfuckers on there like, you know, drip the

fuck out, like, you know, Louis Vuitton luggage and shit. Like, like the new season Louis Vuitton shit that I know they just got once this bread hit, you for me? And it was just like, I don't know. It was like, damn, like, you are so focused on like,

That and then you're on a spirit flight too at the same time, you know? I respect that though. I would still rather, I hate people who pay a lot for flights. That's just something. I don't say you got to go first class or whatever. Spirit really is trash. But Jesus Christ, there's no.

The seat doesn't go back. That's the end of the conversation for me. That's the end of the conversation for me. It's over. No. I don't want to pay for the comfort of first class, but I would definitely pay for the comfort of not spirit. So I need the comfort of having a goddamn charge report

so I could charge my phone. That's nice. Every time I get off a spear flight, my niggia, I cannot text someone to be like, I'm here. And I got to go through the terminal, charge my phone first, and then be like, hey. Why don't you put your phone on airplane mode while you're on the plane? I mean, that's what you're, everyone has to do. Not being able to intelligently conserve your phone battery is another issue that we could talk about. I mean, well, yeah, but like you have to understand.

It's like, if you're on a three to five hour flight, my nigga, I'm not going to sit there and not do anything the whole time. But you could bring a magazine. You could bring a book. You could bring a iPad. You could do all kinds of stuff. You can bring a phone charger. I'm just saying that how much phone battery you have by the end of your flight is something that is entirely within your control.

And I have been on a flight without a charger and not use my phone even though I wanted to because I knew I was going to have to use it when I made it. Or I'm also landed and just plugged my phone in immediately and sat there for 20 minutes like an asshole. That's exactly what I just said I had to do. And it was fucking retarded. I hate that. You know, I mean, I don't know. I'm not you.

Adam. I fucking pulled up to the airport and just played a skate game on my phone and listened to music. I know, but it's just like at some point you have to be accountable for how you spent your phone battery. Like when I always said about Rico right place, like, who cares? We're at Rolling Loud and he's on fucking Instagram Live in the van going to Rolling Loud. By the time we get to Rolling Loud, his phone's on 5%. And he's like, oh, damn, like my phone's on 5%. I'm like, like, you knew it was going to happen.

You watched the fucking, if anything, my problem is that I'm, I pay too much attention. I'll be on 60%. I'll be like, no, I got to charge before I leave the house. I won't leave the house until my phone is under 20%. So I make sure I'm in a situation where I'm like, show up at the function on 9% and then just like give it to the bartender right away. I swear to God.

That's too stressful. I need to leave at that point. Yeah. It's actually terrible. You know, I had that feeling when I was on this BMX trip. There was like one or two days where we were out riding for like mad hours and I couldn't charge my phone. And I'm like, oh my God, this hasn't happened to me the entirety of pandemic.

The whole time. Buy a portable charger. I didn't have to think about my fucking phone. battery at all no i mean i just hadn't had to deal with it like right now i got no phone case normally i got the charger case well you got a new phone thingy or what is it called no case i'm sorry getting used to have in no case it feels so much better and so much lighter but it feels also very dangerous yeah it's a weird feeling right yeah you don't like it's like it's like having raw sex you know it's like you could be rolling dice any second no but don't you guys do you remember when

anytime you dropped an iphone it would just completely crack i feel like they got so much better with yeah for sure yeah the only older ones would crack way easier. You would drop it once on carpet and fucking crack. I don't know about on carpet. You're kind of wilding out now. I know that my day will be ruined when I drop this and break it. I would be so fucking mad.

Is that not a huge crack on the back of it already? Yeah, but that means nothing to me. Yeah, but that's going to extend to the whole back. It's already made its way over to the camera. Oh, yeah. That's not good. Just a little tab. Lenna has the thing where her fucking whole piece is cracked.

So she takes like the worst photos ever right now. And that's like her whole job. I'll be like, yo, take a picture of me. She's like, my phone sign. My camera sucks. I'm like, oh, okay. That's a good way of getting out, of taking pictures of people and having to send it to them. I don't ask her to take photos to me very often.

I was about to say, I don't know if I've ever been asked to take a picture of someone and then they wanted me to send them. You take their Instagram photos sometimes? I actually flicked up this girl in Atlanta and she said I did a better job than any of her home girls. I think you've taken a picture of me and I hated it. Well, you're just extremely way too critical of yourself. No, you'd have to take like 50. Yeah, at the time, like, I'm not your boyfriend,

so I'm not going to put in as much effort as I do some girl that, like, I was, like, screwing at the time. I want to be that guy, though, who takes the banging ass photo. So good they want to give you photo credit. Like, no, no, that's not realistic. She's a photographer. I was doing that. I was going to be in a photographer, basically.

No, definitely not doing that. But, like, when my girls, like, you know, I always am in the position where, like, I have to take a photo of her. Well, not really. I'm lying when I say I'm always in that position. But when I do, I really like to go hard for the angle

I really because like yo the difference between a good photo and a bad photo even if it's just the iPhone pointed at somebody like sometimes when you see like an old person take a photo and you're like you have no fucking common sense about lighting about composition filling the fucking frame yeah it's mind blowing

like crazy that you have to like explain it to them and I think that you should go far out that's why you never ask old people to take a picture of you no yeah you should go all out and remember that picture of Joe Budden like laying in the bush was taking a picture of his girl. Exactly.

You need to be like that. That was a meme. I missed it. I mean, just like, it's like you gotta go to the extreme deaths, you know? I'm not doing that.

Fuck that. I mean, you can at least hit like the tippy toe for the high angle, you know, squat down for the low angle, do a side to side. That's it, boom.

So the legs look long. Also, they want to know if you're gonna, um, record her birth. We, are you gonna vlog it?

They want you to record it. It's not that I have to, like, iPhone it or whatever. It's that she hired a fucking company who like sends filmers through when they make an official video for you of the birth

and keep in mind we are giving birth in a a plastic bathtub like in your house like the kind of pool that you have in your backyard and me and her are both going to be in it in our home that's so sweet you're going to be in it too bro I was just watching a video of this chick

giving birth in the bathtub and her fucking dude was like a dreadhead dude if I had to guess I'm going to say he's from Florida he looked like a zo and he had the true religion shirt the jean shorts and he's like he wasn't the whole way in the tub but he's like making it about himself and he passed out in the middle of her giving birth and he's all like oh my i can't handle he like passes out during it in his true religion shirt yo please stop this she made me watch a bunch of videos of people giving birth i didn't know that

the kid came out looking like a juggalo with white face pain all over and shit a lot like i think they shit themselves too or like the the woman shits herself and pisses and and there's blood everywhere. Yeah, I'm not ready for that. Is she going to dooky in the plastic tub? I'll be pissed. I'll be pissed. This is not okay.

Have you didn't see anybody shit themselves on these videos? No, there was no poop. I feel like that's not sanitary for the kid, too. Like, what the shit gives on the kid? They were, they were warning. They, like, wash the kid, like, immediately. They were talking to my highlight. I saw you got to get out of the white stuff off.

Pause. I forget. Like, there's like some weird shit about the baby shitting itself. No, it's white. They come out. Looking like straight, like the Kiss Army. I didn't even think about the pause until he said pause. And I was like, oh, I don't know.

You can say pause even when you're talking about that stuff. You know, imagine how to bring my kid up saying pause. Just have your kids pause everything. Maybe anytime you say something that sounds a little gay, you can say pause. I was with the, I was with the homie in Atlanta who was like, actually a really fire gay rapper. Shout out my nigger Ripperachi. Yes, sir. Is he be ripping booty holes or what?

He'd be ripping licks. He'd be hitting legs for, he's like a, he's like a hood trap gay rapper. He's fired him already. No, no, he's super hired. Yeah, he's super fire. No, but look, but yeah, some, uh, one of the homies like pause something and he was like, nah, nigger, resume. Resume.

Imagine he's being a gay thug and he's like, nah, resume. Press play. Like, he pressed them because he, because this nigga paused something that was like really kind of questionably possible. It wasn't even that big of a deal. And he was like, nah, nigger resume. I actually am I. Fully watching a TV.

show because of a pause. What do you mean? Because I saw AD say, somebody said, have you seen the boys to AD? He was like, I'm on all the boys. Bro, I love the boys, N.H. Or, no, homo.

He was like, I've been up. No, he said, I've been on the boys. I've been on the boys. Pause. And that, like, stuck with me. And then I saw the boys on Hulu or whatever. And I'm like, all right, I'm going to try this out.

Best fucking show I've seen in years. I'm obsessed with it. What is it about? It's basically about superheroes, but it's like very, very realistic of like what it would actually be like if superheroes actually existed. A lot of them are really bad people.

And it is fucking amazing. I'm loving it. I actually can't wait to leave and go watch that. So if you guys want to just make this snappy. Make this really snappy. Jake, JK. I mean, let's talk about it. I mean, I guess celebrities in modern term

are like the superheroes. Or like the people that are held up to that standard. And so much of it. I don't want to give anything away. And I'm only four episodes in, so I don't know all the good stuff that's presumably going to happen. But, bro, this show is so fucking good. I don't know. I don't know if I put any show over Dave at this point.

Like, Dave was the highlight of my whole year. Dave, huh? I like Dave. And the fact that AD, and if, uh, I could. I like that show a lot. It was too slow for me. What? Top boy.

I like that show. I like that show. I don't. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause.

Pause. Pause. That's also worth pause. Are you a top boy or a bottom boy. Oh yeah. I'm a top. I mean, if I was. Your bottom. Your verse.

If I was. Okay, let me ask you this. If me and Lena did a scene with a trans performer, how do you think the hood would react to that? You would have to suck the trans. But what if she's getting piped out by a trans woman with a dick? What do you mean by, like, are you going to be involved? Because you just said me and Lena. And should I be jealous?

Yeah, I'll probably be in the mouth. I feel like you'll definitely be jealous. The trans homie will be in the vagina or whatever. I mean, you have to be in, I'm not going to say, like, isn't that weird? Like, I don't know how I feel about it. Like, we raised the idea and I was just like, wow, like, will you be? I don't know if I'm transphobic enough to like view that or like, I don't know. Like, I don't know where I fall on the woke spectrum of what I would think about that. I mean, it's for content. It should just be like, you know, it's for content. I probably would, I definitely not do that in my private life if I was just, you know. Would you, would you feel weird if like, if it was a, if it was a trans girl, like, with the day? and her dick was bigger than yours. Oh my God. Now you're really getting deep. Yeah, I don't know.

Piping out your wife and you're like, oh, fuck. Oh, my God. That's a really good point because, bro, I just watched this talk about that too right now. If the trans dick was going to be bigger than mine, I guess I already assumed that they would probably be on a bunch of hormones and shit that would make their dick smaller. But you're right. That's a problem.

Yeah. You should go, like, look up a bunch of trans porn as research for this. Okay, I used to see this porn star girl. One time I'm looking at videos of her on Pornhub, and I end up on a video, and it's like her and two dudes and then she starts sucking one of the dudes dicks and then the other dudes starts sucking the dick

I accidentally ran into some shit like that one time too I was yeah it was basically the same thing I was like I was watching this up porn and then like the guy was eating the girl out and then the other guy started eating the guy's ass and I was like whoa I was like whoa this took a this took a left turn let me go find another video of this girl

bro okay you got to why this doctor documentary on fucking Netflix is about this dude Rocco So Freddy and I always like knew about him I was just like a like famous porn star from fucking Italy and he has a massive dick but I never really knew about him. You love like male porn talent like that's like your your forte like you but I mean I'm in the business so it's like you can you can like observe a male porn star and like no but like you the way you talk about male porn stars is like the way that like someone talks about like LeBron James or like other sports players and shit like I think what LeBron James does is more difficult than what any male porn star does, but I will acknowledge that, like,

you know, when I was watching this dude pipe out Selena, I mean, yeah, I was impressed. You guys got a fucking massive dick. And he was doing good. He was making it look good. I'm looking on the camera. It looked great. You know, it's like, in that moment, I'm like, what I paid this dude was so worth it for me to not have to do this.

Like, I mean, obviously, I wouldn't be fucking hurt anyway. But like, you know, when me and Leonard are doing content with girls, actually, to be honest, when we do content with girls, it's, it's nothing. It's actually feels like. It's normal. Yeah, but I mean, having a pipe Selena would have been a headache because she's out of her fucking mind. Shout out to Selena Powell. She just actually made me on archive a photo of her and Eliza because she noticed that I un-that-Icribed a fucking photo of her from like months ago.

She's like, this is not cool. Wait, so you guys are back cool. And you know who she's beefing with the girl from the fucking Drake video, the hot Hispanic-looking chick with the tattoos and stuff? You remember what I'm talking about? At the Nike headquarters? Yes. Yeah, why? Why they beef?

I have no idea. They're beeping on the story right now. I think we were talking about her with Lennon. Lennon was talking about how pretty she was and how she DM'd her. That's all I know about. I don't know anything about her either. I remember Moll on the JVP said that she was a, like a popping sneaker chick or something. I was looking at her Instagram because of Salina today.

Well, that makes sense to watch she was in the scene at the Nike store. Right. And he also had Druski in that video. Like, he was very, he was very... But Selena was saying you fuck Drake for that video. Which to me. Sounds like an unrealistic way that that would probably work if anything it's like maybe she got cast for the video and then as a bonus She got a little bit of the six gods dick. You know it's like I would assume the average woman like I'm not gonna I'm not assuming that she was just down

But I mean like the average woman probably would probably want the little little Drake dick with With it with the video appearance, you know I mean or you got to just keep like sometimes you got to just keep it strictly business And you got to keep it you know like you got to stay away from that you can't cross that line every time, you know? But if you're Drake? No, I'm talking about the... I'm talking about for the girl. If you're Drake, you...

I mean... No, why would he not fuck her? If they were on the same level, if they're getting along, why would he not fuck her? So it's like, Selena immediately throwing that as the narrative, like, you fucked him for the video. It's like, oh, Selena. That's just classic Selena right there.

Yeah, I'm about saying she tried to say that she did the thing that she did your porn thing for... I know, for the podcast. That was like... But that's her brilliance, is that she can... just like come up with a fucking compelling counter narrative just off top and it's something you probably wouldn't even think

about and then she'll just you know she'll throw it she'll throw it right there and it'll make sense in the point you know fucking that she would take those a compliment too that other girl tried to do the same thing to me about the no jumper thing like oh yeah like he told me I had to fuck him to be on the podcast like what right I still don't have the full story but Eliza's beefing with the plastic surgeon who just did her oh yeah I know

I saw that and I don't know exactly what they're beefing She told me, she told me, I talked to Eliza actually pretty, pretty often, honestly. Shout out to her. She's cool. Just hit her up. Talk about your feelings. No, I mean, I don't know. She'll just FaceTime me randomly and then be like, and then I don't answer.

And then she'll be like, what the fuck? And then call me back. If I FaceTime Eliza to just chat, Selena would like actually show over my house and murder me. Oh, one thousand percent. She would be so mad. She was so jealous. Selina would be like, why don't you FaceTime me? No, Selena might take issue with that.

She probably doesn't want my FaceTime calls, but. Wait, so are y'all cool? Like, are you cool again? How did this happen? We link, we build, you know. Got linked. I mean, honestly, we went to war against each other on extreme that night. And then, like, when we ended the call, I mean, we were definitely screaming on each other and shit.

But, like, then after that, it was like, I told her, I'm like, yo, I got nothing against you. Like, I know you're mad at me or whatever, but I'm so. I apologize a bunch of times about the confusion of her thinking that I was aligning myself with somebody wanted to destroy her. And then pretty quickly, like, I feel like she just kind of. ended up agreeing with me like oh like why would we be beefing like we have no like you know I apologize everything like that so it seems it seems cool and I'm hoping that her content can actually be released I feel like she is warming up to the idea of us releasing her porno movie once our new thing drops yeah I mean I think she needs they need to do the the their show idea thing

just on her own platform or just like yeah she has a good YouTube they signed a deal there we go Is it with a, what's the sports people called again? It's not Barstool. And to be honest, it's not anyone that you would ever think. I'll tell you off camera, but it's not anybody that you would ever think. That's why they was bawling out earlier. I've seen, I seen Eliza on Instagram going crazy earlier. She was at every store dropping a bag.

She already bawling out off the only fans money. They don't really need podcast money, but I'm sure it's nice. It's a lot more than I would have gave him. No offense. I'm not really. I mean, it's definitely more 100,000 percent more than you gave them. Right. but I mean it's not that I wouldn't have paid him we're gonna start paying them but then we just decided not to do it

I thought though yeah anyway my new oh man I can't wait to drop all this porn on the world dude I'm so happy to just be a pornographer so are you like in the director's chair are you are you both throwing pipe a little bit of both and from watching this Rocco dude no but he's like a different type of dude though he taught you how to pipe out he's like a sick sex addict fuck like he's like he he's like he's like he's like he's like the fucking his setup Like he has an office and there's a lady like working as a secretary, right? And like him coming into the office is like there's three random ass girls sitting there. And this is in Italy, I guess. And like they're just sitting there and he like takes him into the room and he's like holding them by the neck and just talking to him staring right in their eyes and like just asking them every sexual question you could think of and just really feeling them out the side if he wants to work with him.

Like it's it was just so bizarre. And he was even saying that like he stopped doing porn for a while. And he he was sex addiction. was so bad that he started going out and banging trans people and old ladies and shit bro like he's like like he talked about how when his mom died he was like consoling one of her friends and that he just takes his dick out and just puts it in her mouth and just he said he came in three seconds in a fucking 70-something year old lady's mouth and then he's just and then she left and he said he never saw her again i'm like bro what the fuck are you talking about this is

so crazy like watching this guy made me feel like so much less of a hornball yeah Yeah, he sounds like he has deep-rooted issues. This guy sounds fucking insane. And this is your role model? I mean, I watched the documentary. But it was really making a question. It's on Netflix. But there's a scene where he's not even like filming the actual porn.

Is it just for like the documentary type thing? And he's not even acknowledging the camera at all. But he's about to work with a bell of danger. He puts his whole fucking hand down her throat to the point where she's fucking tearing up and crying and shit. But it was. Weird because it still felt like she was actually into it. Like he, you know,

like it was still like a mutual like weird thing. But like, bro, the amount of his hand that was in her fucking throat was like, was he down to the wrist? No, I think the thumb was still out, but he was like this. Like it.

And it really made me feel like, am I even cut out to be a pornographer? When there's dudes on earth like this? I think those are the dudes that probably shouldn't be doing it. Well, he was in this documentary, the whole concept of it is that he quits. Okay.

At the end of like the, the documentary it's about him trying to make a clean break but then i mean i know he shot a scene with a girl i know the other day so i know that he's back in the game he can't leave the streets alone i can't leave the streets and the streets can't leave me alone i'm out here selling d and now that i across this bridge i don't think i could ever go back i'm already trying to figure out like you know i can't think of a way though i have my own only fans you can never go back to not having your dick on camera that's what you're saying no definitely i can't think of anything that i would do on my only fans that would be different than what Lana puts

on hers, so I think I'm just going to focus on this other thing that I've already said too much about my thing. You had your own only fans at one point? No, but I thought about it. Maybe doing it. But I don't think it makes sense because It's just going to be like the same thing but competing. Yeah. And kind of weird. Like, do I really want to be like promote? I feel like just having my own

only fan sounds kind of suss. I do know dudes that are out there killing it though. Who like fucking Safari, who you love? Jimmy Snacks. He's just a dick. You know so many. Dude, points are this crazy. You're out the loop.

If you don't know about this shit, it's going to be like getting left behind on TikTok. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's not at all. You're not having a TikTok. You're so behind now. I know all the girl porn stories. You got left behind.

There's no more ham on everything. You have to fucking learn about the culture from the internet now. Yeah, I know, but I don't need to have it. I don't need to make a TikTok to like understand the references and to see them because I see them everywhere anyway. You go on Twitter? That's the bigger problem. I still go on Twitter when I need to go on Twitter. You think that's a bigger platform?

Twitter? Yeah, for sure. Then TikTok? Yeah. Well, I mean, if you want to see, if you want to understand TikTok, you kind of need to have TikTok because it, like, once you see what it's actually like being on TikTok, you realize, like, how different it is than everywhere else on the internet. I just downloaded it and I'm trying it out. The Mexican dude who's not actually Mexican who dances. He's Native American.

I just found that out. Really? I thought he was Mexican. That's what Jason said. I feel like that's why everybody fucks with him is because he looks like a Cholo dude who's just really, really jolly and he's. having way more fun than anybody you've ever seen who looks like that. All bit. He actually, now that you say that, he actually doesn't look as Mexican as I thought, actually.

His name is like dog face. I just asked. Dog faced 420. I just asked him to do a fucking interview. He was like, didn't he, wasn't he like on Twitter saying that he was like homeless or something like that still? I saw a viral tweet saying here's his cash app. He's actually homeless. And the fucking viral tweet had like 100,000 retweets.

So I don't know. But I'm thinking maybe he's. rich all of a sudden if he wasn't before. I see him like dancing in like what looks like a warehouse that looks like maybe he works there, so. Yeah. I don't know. I can see him having a job for sure. But he also like, bro,

the fact that he blew up off of just drinking cranberry juice to Fleetwood Mac. Amazing. Like that, I already thought that he had blown up, but then that new video was so much more of a thing for him. And Fleetwood Mac acknowledged it. Oh, that's insane. Wow, I love that. They said, like, we support this

or we love this or something. That's the testament I know exactly what you guys are talking about. I've seen both of the videos without me having to completely diverge into downloading the app and making my own TikToks and all that shit. But I'm saying like TikTok is just like entertainment and fun. No, no. You learn a lot. Like I learned about this like girl who has like a fucked up toe.

That's probably like the only person I can remember that I found out about TikTok to be honest. I think I think I'm just like at this point in my life I'm going through like a stage where I'm just like kind of at a fork in the road in my own life and I'm just like, I'm just trying to like stay focused on like the shit that I got going on and like some of my favorite people that I like always have looked up to have like they're so in they're so focused on what they got going on and in their own world that they don't like they don't even fucking see anything like they were like asking little Wayne and like old interviews about like the most like you know like the most obvious shit that everyone on the internet knows at the time or whatever and he was just like who's that who like who like I was that who like I was that who like I I have no idea, you know? I mean, that in a weird way is almost like a dream of mine. Just what it would be like to not have to know everything about everything that's going on.

Yeah. But at the same time, like, I feel like, I don't know. It's almost impossible for me to just like really want to do that of just doing my shit and just never actually like... It's a part of all of our jobs, though, you know? Yeah, I was going to say if this is what you do for a living. Yeah. It's because like... Does it sound like there's like a monster in the wall?

Oh, no. I think it might just be the AC. Also, if you... put your headphones on, then maybe they hurt my ears. I think I need to get some fucking little buds or something. Honestly, every time I put the headphones on now, my ears hurt. And I don't understand that because I did this podcast

for like five fucking years before this started to happen to me, and now my ears always hurt every time I did it. And these are the ones that are supposed to not hurt. These are the ones that didn't hurt. Yeah, the big chunky ones are the ones that really... And somehow they do, they hurt now. Actually, to be honest, that was the whole reason why the conversation when my dad was great was because my dad's like losing his hearing really bad.

But with the headphones, he could hear really good. So it was like the first like really Strong conversation I had with him in a while He doesn't have earring aids he does but even those don't seem to be doing that much You really don't know what I'm talking about with this hissing? I had to have you might be my dog like oh it is it's the dog sleeping Oh my god, he sleeps like a like a real person It's a little baby I think it's not a monster monster in the that's crazy that I didn't I thought you were talking about like alligators in the fucking pipes or some shit Kim I promised you that I

would explain to you why Yuri got arrested for having sex with an orange What do you mean got arrested? No, but he had sex with an orange. He told us about that on stream. What? And that was just something that he wanted to share with us. And he seemed kind of surprised that we thought it was such a big deal.

And you know that he actually made a Twitch emot, emoji, a moat, whatever. Of what? Of an orange dripping with jizz, rope, if you will. And it actually got removed by Twitch, because Twitch found it offensive

because apparently Twitch knows about harmonious man, aka Yuri, making love to orange, yeah. And we talked about, I think he didn't want his girlfriend to figure out at some point, but now she's kind of in on it and she's like giving a hard time about it too.

Wait, so are you saying that you... Wait, wait, wait, wait, I have... I have multiple, multiple questions about this. So you can't answer them unless he has a mic, so... Yeah, I mean... I don't know, maybe he wants to come over here. I thought you were like supposed to fuck

like cream pies or something. No. cream pie is when you actually come inside a woman's vagina. She's talking about more like American pie. But that's not actually, I feel like... I don't think anyone's actually done that. That was a joke in a movie. People actually have sex with like oranges because...

Great fruit. Think about the shape of an orange. It has all those different pieces and it sort of has a little bit of a hollow center there. But an orange is like small. How much do you like peel it before? No, you get a huge orange. You ever been a Walmart? Yeah, but okay.

So like, why though? Can you come here and come talk about this? Like for real. Just put it on the view of all of us. Put it on the view of all of us. and come here and lean on over. Just lean in on my mic. Sit on house one's lap.

No, stay away from me. If you feel comfortable with it. When I brought this up, I didn't think I'd have to talk about it again. What's such a crazy story? Welcome to hanging out with us. Honestly, I feel like other people in the chat would also agree that it's like a known thing in like movies and other TV shows that like it's a joke or it's a running thing that people or horny guys will fuck like either grapefruit or a watermelon or like some

sort of a fruit. And I've heard this before. And once when I was like 17 or some shit, I was super drunk, super horny. I had an orange lying around and I fucking, you know, whatever. You're loving an orchard? Instead of like just like pulling out some lotion, lightning candles set in the mood. Well, you know, after like years and years of doing that over and over like eight times a day, like it gets boring. But you didn't like fucking the orange.

You didn't come back to it. No, because it's like a messy and it's like a hell of extra of an ordeal where you got to, you know, take a shower after. Doesn't it hurt because it's like acidic? No, that's what everyone says. They think it's going to be acidic and it'll hurt, but no, it was fine. Put some candle wax in your peehole? It was literally, I don't know. Did you lube your dick up before?

No, the orange itself is lube. It's all liquid. It is, dude. You're right, the acid is such a concern for me, yeah. Yeah, like, what if I got orange juice in my dickhole? Oh, yeah. I didn't really think about it. I was young and stupid at the time.

Young and stupid. Running wild in these streets, fucking any fruit that looks at me the wrong way. That makes me really concerned from you. I'm not gonna lie. I bet you there's at least a thousand people in the chat who will fuck the fruit before.

A thousand people out of, how many people do we have? Like 8,000. And you think a thousand of the, and you think a thousand of the 8,000 people have fucked fruits before? Maybe like 800. He thinks more than like 10% have.

That's crazy. Okay, you can. 100%. You can go away now. You know what brands made a lot of joy about giving him a hard time about this? Is that? Oh, right, right.

We got to talk about this. Wait, but before we talk about these, when I was 16, when I was 16, when I was 16, There was a kid who went to fucking school with me, and he was a good friend of ours, Andrew, and we found out that he had sex with an orange,

and we made fun of them so goddamn bad, and it was all we talked about, and I was like 16. I am now 36. And it feels good to give one of my employees a hard time about the exact same thing. Also, remember how I had that shirt that the dude gave me? And I said that I wanted the shirt to have me

being fucked by Freddie Mercury. Okay. Well, at no jumper memes. I believe is his at. He came through. This is me and Freddie Mercury with a big rainbow heart

and it says, nut on my face, I'm pro gay. So this just, it keeps getting weirder and weirder with this guy. I like the other one better. That made me uncomfortable.

This is very poorly executed and it is just like. This is your size. You won't wear it? I'm super okay. I'm a large. The comic sans font is like sending me over the roof.

You know, I have another one of these at the house. And he used American Apparel Plains. And I almost wore it. money on that. But then as I was leaving the house, as I was thinking about putting it on, I was like, you know what, I have, like, to do meetings with other people that won't get this joke.

And I don't even know if I like this joke. I can't believe someone took the time of their day to make this. Apparently, the first Prince shop that he brought it to refused to do it because, I mean, to be fair, it doesn't really look like Freddie Mercury is, like, banging me unless you, like, knew that to be what is supposed to be. Yeah, it looks like he might be just sitting on your back or something. Well, there was a grindcore band that I listened to

when I was like 14 called anal-cunt. Grindr core. Grind core. And they had a song called Freddie Mercury gave Easy E-E-AIDS. And I tried to find it on YouTube the other day. And it actually doesn't even exist on YouTube, which, I mean, fair enough. How did you find it?

I couldn't find it. I found some bands doing covers of it and stuff. But the actual song and stuff, I wonder if it's off Spotify and stuff because so many of the anal-cunt song names were so offensive and homophobic and shit that... What did it, like, what was the...

content of the song. It just sounds like, but it's like the least, it really wasn't. It was just, me and my friend thought it was funny because we were like 14. Yeah, and then I've seen you wear like an anal-cunt shirt or sweater. You know, it was just like, you know.

They had a lot of really offensive song names though. Like, it was really. I mean, if your name is anal-cunt. And the singer died, RIPP, Seth Putnam. It was like G.G. Allen type. That's what I was about to ask. But musically, G.G. is a thousand times more listenable.

Like Gigi Allen makes basically like standard punk music. But his antics were just crazy. Country phase and shit too. But then he would like eat poop and shit. And like, you know, anal con. Why does so many rappers like take such a liking to Gigi Allen? Just they find out about the fact that there was a dude this crazy and they think it's cool. But at the time, like you think about like he was the most hated.

Gigi Allen could not exist. Like Gigi Allen would be treated like all these fucking like crazy right winger. that they like kick off a social media, don't you think? He just wouldn't be allowed to exist. He had a song called It's Okay to Expose Yourself to Kids. Yeah, that's not gone. Which as a 14-year-old I thought was pretty funny, but as an adult. Or like him, like, you know, assaulting people at his shows and being a rubbing poop at the audience.

Like even that right there. Like, think about what the cops would arrest you for. Like you're assaulting your audience with your own bodily fluids. Like in the era of everything being filmed and put on social media, he would have ended up in jail. in like months easily i watch hell of documentaries by him on youtube i can't lie like he's fucking insane when i you know what's so crazy is that we saw this dude walking by on melrose one time and i've seen the gg allen documentaries and shit enough times that i know what his brother looks like murl and motherfucking murrell walked by me on melrose why didn't you say what's up

i did like once he was already passed i yelled something and then i actually hit him up on facebook i believe and he actually said he was down to do an interview once he got done with touring at that time or some shit. But I don't think I actually kept the conversation going, so I got to holler at Merle. And also I haven't probably checked my Facebook messages in like six months.

You should have pulled up on and took a picture. God's number. Became friends. You know what his thing was is that he has the extendo Hitler stash. So he has like the Hitler mustache,

but he grows it out so long that it hangs over his front lip by like an extra like half inch. How the fuck do you eat? I don't, I think it's more of a fashion thing. Isn't that crazy? You have to like Bobby pin it up. Yeah.

And also who wants to look like Hitler. Merle. Like you could say a lot, like, think about Hitler. Hitler ruined that style of mustache, and he ruined, like, taking two S's and looping them together, which is a pretty basic thing that, like,

anybody in design would have probably, like, landed on a design that looked like that eventually. Hitler took that and made it his own and then made it so nobody else can ever use it again. Yeah, I know. Besides his supporters. I was what to say, the fact that, like, my one homie tried to, like, take it back to, like, the

Buddhist meaning, all that shit. It's, like, bro, that did not work. It killed it, you know. Yeah, I'm sure it was a whole big thing for all these Buddhists, for all these years. I'm sorry, the whole World War II thing, kind of overshined that. We got to lay it to waste, you know? Got to just get rid of it. Bro, speaking of being laid to waste, not a good transition because he's actually fine.

Well, I was going to say NBA young boy arrested for drugs and guns. Yeah, that was crazy. I fear that we might not see him for a while because he's had so much legal trouble, and it's like the last couple years he's been showing, but this doesn't sound good. Because he's on parole, right? Right. He's on a suspended sentencing where he eventually he's going to,

he has to do 10 years for like the attempted murder or something. I thought that they were allowing him to do it like later. Or it's like a suspended sentence, right? No, it's suspended sentence. That means he is going to have to do that time eventually, but they're like basically just like letting him free. right now. Why? His label

everybody just like appealed to it and they like let him go. Basically he has a lawyer and money so he's able to fucking and like I think the label like you know like the CEO or whatever chairman of the fucking label sending in letters

and shit about how he's a good kid and deserves a chance and all that and like him being out and being free and making music and touring and all that is like you know been like is helping him and his family and the city. But it's still very early and very hard for us to know exactly how bad he fucked up. But if this is anything like the Kodak situation, like it sucks.

Because Kodak is one of my favorite rappers. Young boy I like a lot too. Listen to him all the time. It's like Kodak fucked up so bad. And so many times. So many times. And it's like at a certain point, it's like you can't really even look at the justice system. Like they're totally fucking them over like it's meek mill popping a wheelie.

It's like at a certain point it's like Kodak like this is just too much. And like I feel kind of like young boy. is sort of the same way that like if you give him enough rope eventually he's just going to do some crazy shit like if you give him enough freedom he's just like he hasn't really like if I'm the judge I'm kind of looking at fucking young boy like like like this is so obvious that you needed to stop doing this stuff if you wanted to stay free and that and the thing that sucks is um the judge has been kind of lenient towards him so like now now she I don't know maybe she's at the end of her rope too because it just keeps happening yeah and it's like you yeah and it's like you you know you're like you know you At a certain point, I feel like you aren't going to ever learn a lesson if you just keep skating away. True. You know? And then it's like, like you said, he's going to just end up doing some off the wall shit. And it's just like.

Like I have friends who are like really horrible drug addicts slash alcoholics like throughout my life. And like I can think of two different dudes. And one of them basically at a certain point, he was so fucked up that he caught a felony. And basically got like court ordered like sobriety like being checked for being. and sober like all the time and he was such a bad drug addict and when he got that fucking quarter of sobriety it was like night and day i never saw him fucked up again and it completely changed his life and like now he's not being drug tested or whatever but he's still like is sober smokes a little bit of weed but for the most part like he he fucking beat it and like that was

his rock bottom like catching a fucking felony was enough to make him like i got to change my whole life i have another friend who has been insanely fucked up on alcohol and drugs for like at least like 10 years and he's just like somehow never really got that bad of a situation like as much as he's been violent and crazy and disrespectful and horrible and like done so much fucked up shit he never really got arrested and he's still like able to earn enough money to get by so he's still just getting fucked up and it's like I always wonder like what is his rock bottom going to be like when is he going to get to the point where he's actually going to have to stop and like you know it's weird like you almost wish for that you almost wish that they would get like a terrible

fucking arrest or something so that they would have to, maybe. But I mean, realistically, he probably wouldn't even stop if he got this crazy arrest and the sobriety thing. He might have handled that situation differently. I feel like he probably would have kept getting fucked up and just got sent off to jail for 10 years or whatever. So many people try to cheat

the system and try to like one of my really good friends. She has one of the meters on her car where she has to blow it before she goes and she'll, we'll still be getting fucked up with us and all that. And then she'll have somebody else blow or she'll like you know chill out a little bit until it goes under and I'm just like bro that's just so much work to do when like you know you have the shit on your car your car won't even turn on unless you have it on your car and then not like isn't it just easier to take ubers of that point or something how do you not just well I guess most people you know it would be unrealistic to just get another car but like what stops you from just getting another car but just what stops you from just like yeah chilling you're gonna get fucking drunk as fuck maybe at least you don't have to be driving

driving. At least. It seems like so little to ask in this day and age when it's so easy and readily automated to travel around without a car. I've been having some real serious problems with Uber lately though, yeah. Why is there not enough drivers?

I don't know because it's not enough drivers, but it'll give me one price. It'll say that someone's on the way and then it'll be like seven minutes away, eight minutes away, 12 minutes away, and it'll just keep doing that in a cycle until it finally finds someone. And then they'll be on the way

and then it'll be like, except higher, fucking, except higher rate. Sometimes they'll tell you what the higher rate is. Sometimes it isn't. It's going from like a $10, $8 trip to a fucking like $40 trip. And I just like, if I'm going to rush them to somewhere to go, I'm taking the fucking $40 trip. But if you're fucking wasted.

I would rather still take a $1,000 order. I was not referring to. And I'm not blaming people who do it because I'll admit that I definitely drove drunk like many times and also on cocaine. I should see many times during my life. I mean, shit, that should keep you. at least up and awake more than driving drunk. Oh, yeah.

Oh, man, that was bad. But I definitely have one night that stands out of my head where I had a girl, like, shoveling fucking Coke up my nose while driving. But honestly, like, I was so fucking drunk that I really needed that to keep going. At that point. In retrospect, I could have made a lot better decisions there.

But, yeah. Yeah, I don't really, like, I don't fuck with the drunk driving shit at all, man. Like, that shit is scary. I don't even like motherfuckers to drive me that I don't think know how to drive at all like you know like you could be sober and just people just drive stupid

drive too fast and just be swerving around people like I've almost died in multiple accidents I don't even want to say who I'm talking about but I have a friend who recently I drove somewhere with them and they just drive like this just scrolling through text they'll pick up a phone call from anybody they're back to looking at Instagram like insane

and I was like I don't know if I can ever go anywhere because I don't want to be like yo like no you have to do that because I can't drive with you anymore like it would be kind of weird why is that weird you should say right here I should feel comfortable saying that for sure but I was also like if your life is in danger just let me drive yeah now because then think about that one time you don't say something and he fucking smacks a four-wheeler and you're in the car with him I know then you're fucking dead just because you didn't feel comfortable enough I know I'm probably just driving now yeah yeah Phil doesn't do that at least though Phil's driving on all the BMX

stuff and he at least isn't his phone. We were on tour driving the sprinter and shout out to the guy that was doing this. I'm not going to say his name either, but he was swiping on Tinder. Oh my God. I feel I know what it was. As you know exactly who

it is. Actually, he knows who it is too. He was there with us. He got a car accident on Tinder? No, he was in a car accident. He was just driving us. No, no, not us. But on another tour I was on with him. Oh. You know? Oh, then I don't know. I remember.

on the germ and and uh don crez podcast i did back in the day they describe so much so much bad behavior in relationship to drunk driving and driving off zanz that it was like unbelievable and i think it's still up i hope i didn't let them convince me to take it down but like they just are just driving like crashing tour buses and shit like it's fucking crazy. Yeah, I remember them saying something like they took the sprinter and then crashed and then just left it there and then went back to the hotel and just went to sleep and then started driving a different car than next day.

I think that podcast they were like still getting fucked up off Zanz because Don Krez stopped. I'm pretty sure. Or at least last time I talked to him, he stopped. I don't know about Germ. No, I said I was, I just seen Germ when I was in Atlanta. He was doing good. He had his hellcat.

That's good. You know what I'm saying? Doing donuts and shit. He was chilling. Germ was a skateboarder young Zan. wild and out ass motherfucker for a while there. Shut up Ryan Beckford,

dude. He was a bad one too, man. He was off the Zans crazy for a while. Ryan? He'd be tweeting about it and shit just like talking about skating and like, bro, that shit, you got to leave it alone, man.

That shit is evil. Yeah, that shit will have you doing some fucking crazy. Especially he's trying to do anything physical? Oh, yeah. It's over. Usain Ball, if he took one Zan, he would not be where he's at right now.

I don't think. It'll fucking, yeah. Shit, nigga, you can't even get up out of bed sometimes afterwards like you know it'll make you not be able to do anything or I mean best on the worst but yeah anyway what the fuck are we talking about we can't go down the ZAM story rabbit hole

oh yeah NBA young boy free him I hope it's not as bad as I think he's back out already yeah he posted bill shove him in a fucking cell for 10 years because that would be such a crazy ass waste of talent I wonder who would rise up and replace them maybe NLEC chakra NLEC chakra can we talk about that I mean we did talk about a little bit last week right

What was that video about that you said? Yeah, what was the video you sent? I didn't have a chance to watch it yet. It was about whatever happened with him. No, it was about him and his baby mama. And they got into it and she was like going on Instagram live and saying that like, you didn't see any of this? No, I didn't watch the video.

Wow. I don't want you either. It just came out. Yeah, I know. But I'm saying like I guess this story happened like a week ago and he talked about this on his YouTube channel. But basically he went over to his baby mama's like mom's house. and was like trying to get in to see the to see the kid he said he hasn't seen his daughter since the first week that she was born okay he goes to the door i guess he's banging on the door he said that he was just knocking normally the baby mama says differently that he was banging on the door she shows proof of like the garage door like beat the fuck in and all this shit apparently he like pushed her out of the way like looking for the kid and he got like arrested for like you know like domestic violence type thing and then also they said that

he shot up the crib. He shot up the crib that the baby was in. But the girl never said this on her live. And then, and Elie Chopper said that there was no, there was no shells anywhere. But that was apparently on like one of the lists of things he got arrested for. What the fuck?

This seems very counter to what he has been telling us about himself. I didn't know this. But even, even him explaining it. Like he was like, he seemed very calm and like, you know, like he seemed like,

the way he presented. it, it made it seem like perfectly kind of normal. But the way that the baby mama was explaining it was like he was some crazy maniac running through the house fucking, you know, breaking shit. And you got to think about it. It wasn't even like their house or her house. It was her mom's house. Right.

And the stepdad is the one who called the police. Like it was crazy. Shooting up a house with your own child and it sounds kind of crazy. I mean, I'm assuming I don't know. If he says that the police found no shell casing and then the baby mama also didn't mention anything about that in the video that she put like she was like on live right so maybe she didn't want to mention it uh but they wasn't there's something that similar that happened last year with him and a girl and and guns i don't know because i saw it on twitter it was like trending

about like i can't believe he's acting like and lea chakra now when just last year he was like oh really yeah but i'll investigate young and whiling out this guy is hey let me tell you You can take the chopper out of the NLE, but you can't take the NLE out of the choppa. You're so dumb. Or something like that. That was honestly pretty good. That's pretty good.

What do you guys think about a little yachti driving very fast? Hey, man, he's out there. He's out of here. He has a brand new, all-white Ferrari. Listen, Yadi is not the little innocent boy that he was once portrayed to be. He might have been at one point, but he's the real deal, man. Sometimes you want to go 150 in your Lambo. In one of the Detroit or Flint music videos he did, he had a cup with purple.

Oh, it was the one with Y and J. Yeah. Blind him. Yaddy being a part-time sipper is like one of the lesser, one of the worst kept secrets in hip-hop. Yeah, that's a fact. But it's like the fans have just like never. The fans have never looked into it ever. What about that short line vlog that I did with him where he got a big ass extendo sticking out of his pocket?

And I never saw the fans say anything about that. I'm like, well, how do you? But that's kind of normal, though. He let us film that for the vlog. Yeah, but Yadi having a fucking crazy-ass extended clip sticking out of his pocket. You would think more people would talk about it. And nobody ever said anything. I'm like, and I was surprised that he let us film him like that and didn't say anything.

And then I was even more surprised that the fans didn't notice. I don't think that they didn't notice. I think that they know that like, first of all, Atlanta. Atlanta is all over those comments. Yadi with the extendo clip, with the clear extended clip where you can see all the bullet stick out of this point. I'm sorry. That's like these kids. comment about every fucking thing.

You could have a little limp ball in your shirt that's gonna comment about it. That's a fact. And it'll be like the most light comment. Yeah. And he'll always be rapping about somebody else during a lane. It's like, motherfucker, come on.

Yeah, I mean, I feel like now, I feel like... I think he tasted. Him, him in the Y&J video with the very dirt, like, the shit was the color of her fucking puff bar. Like, you know? I feel like at that point,

he was kind of just like, all right, boom. This is what's going on. everybody let me know if you got a pint i'm trying to pour up as soon as my daughter's born and just max and relax walk in stock you know i'm just kidding he said i bought some walk not to drink just to keep in stock right like that makes any sense like you're you're just like keep it like keep it like keep it on the shelf like got a stick way too big it could kill a fox you could kill a fox with anything you kill a fox with a club i was saying you can kill a club yo niggas are trying to roast me because i was in alana with a revolver

And I'm like, bro, first of all, it's not my gun. Right. Second of all, it was just very uncomfortable with knowing that everyone else around you had a gun. And I'm like, I need to have a gun. Wait, what would they get the revolver? Just because it was a revolver and not like a glock or a gun. Yeah, and where did you get it? Did you like rent it?

Where did you get this gun? I mean, just like. In the streets, you were like, I want to buy a burner. I didn't buy a burner. Like, you know, I'm just like, I'm somebody let me hold that. I was in Atlanta. Everybody has guns in Atlanta, you know? Like, let me hold something.

Yeah. What do you mean? Why? Why is that funny? Let me hold it. Yo, Brian. Yo, Kyle. Let me hold that one.

Did you have it sticking out of your pocket? I'm going to just take a picture with it. It wasn't really sticking out of my pocket, but I had like pants on. So it was like, you know. I go on a yard and practice shoot out of a rock or something? No, bro. No, I just, I had it on. I know how to shoot already.

I just had it on me. Yeah. It was cool. I mean, like, it was no problems. And I was with hell of people who also had guns and all that shit, too. Like, we were, we were pretty deep. Like, it was, it was fine. But I'm just like, I want to have my own sense of protection.

You feel me? So you're planning on buying a gun soon? I mean, bro, I have a gun in my house. I just don't bring it out. I'm not trying to get arrested. You got to get, you got to go get a gun license. That's basically impossible here. Why?

I have a gun license. Okay. What is hard to get is the concealed carry permit. Yeah, but then if I still get pulled over with it, I'm still going to do. I mean, it's totally ridiculous. You have to take it and you have to fucking, like, take the bullets out, put the bullets in one locked box, and then the other part of the gun in another locked box. have it in your trunk. And then what the fuck

would that... It's insane. It's like somebody tried to kill you. You're going to have to get out of a car and do like five minutes of assembly. I mean, realistically, you're probably doing like, you know, 30 seconds if you were a skilled marksman. Imagine the stress of like the lock and someone's shooting at you. But if you actually like talk to anybody who really moves around

like people are trying to kill him, they ride around with the gun on their lap or maybe under the seat. Yeah. I mean, it's like anything else is like just kind of useless. It's pointless to even have, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, no. But I mean, There was no violence. There was no crazy shit.

Actually, the homie had to turn up on this guy who owed him some money. That was pretty much it. What were you there for? Honestly, just to get away from L.A. for a little bit, man. I don't know. I've been kind of stressed out in my personal life and shit going on at home. So I just wanted to, like, you know, go kick it with some people that I, like, oh, no, man. Like, you know, you got friends everywhere.

And, like, you know, you got, like, your crazy party friends and all that shit. but it's like, I don't know. It's like, you can't go kick it with everyone, you feel me? But like, with these people I felt safe and like I fuck with them. I've known them for years. So I'm like, I'm going to just go, go spend a little time out there instead, you know? Yeah, I feel like I get a lot of that from my, uh, my weekly BMX excursion on the weekend that I've been doing. It just feels very, very real.

You know? You know, it's like, this is actually like, because all those dudes fuck with me, like, they don't really, like, the couch shit is like funny to them. It's not really like anything that they're like. It's like your real friends. They don't really have anything to like gain from me or whatever like they're hyped to see me ride and like you know You're like you're going back your roots I'm proud of you. I pretend I know how to do tricks yeah I actually am starting to work out with my personal trainer my previous personal trainer is actually coming to my house two days a week 8 o'clock in the morning to train me now

I'm very excited and also last night I went on YouTube in my garage and I searched old school hardcore playlist and I probably pissed off some of my neighbors by blasting like fucking chrome eggs and shit and working out last night at like 9 p.m. which is I never work out at night usually because I'm too high. How did you find your personal trainer? I met him because Lena used to work out at this other personal training gym and he was just one of

the trainers there and she just thought I would like him and then we actually became pretty good friends like you know doing the personal training thing like I was doing like four or five days a week. It's like you know I ended up like literally he knows everything that there is to know about me including stuff I would never say on the podcast and shit like so it's inevitable. You know he just knows everything about me

And like he now does house calls because he can't train out of his fucking previous gym. So that's kind of tight. I mean, it's good too because I get to give him all the money instead of, you know, they were taking a fee or percentage or whatever. So I'm excited about that because, you know, my ass is really falling off on the whole working out thing. And every time I do a porno scene, I'm like, holy shit, I need to get in shape because I hate knowing that the public has to look at my fat body. I love that always comes back to, you know, about the porno thing. Well, you know, it's kind of becoming a bigger part of my life.

Like, I got three, four scenes this week, you know. Jesus Christ. I got Saturday, I ain't doing shit. Saturday I'm shooting. Pornow life. Damn. Like, at some point, like, are you even excited about it? Or you got to be like, oh, got to go fuck three girls.

I'm never mad about it, but there's times where I'm less excited about it, especially because we're involved with, like, the production of it now and everything. You have to, like, be more like, we're lining up everything. and stuff. But like, you know, like, me and her hooked up with fucking Alina Lopez the other day at our house. Yo, didn't you fuck somebody here the other day? Yeah. On this table? Not here, but on the couch. We cleaned the couch off too because you want to sell on the couch. Oh my God. My dogs just sat on there. Right. We cleaned the jizz. There was jizz. We cleaned it up.

Jesus. That was disgusting. It's not that bad. I'm just like, this is where we got to sit and fucking work. I would not fuck on this table. And also, me. You totally would. You probably have. You would. Not this table. The old store downtown? Ew.

That table got fucked on. That table got fucked on. It was also roaches on that table. Hella roaches. I saw Hootrish Pablo Wan freak out of a roach there, yeah. And I saw DJ Paul, like, visibly, like, blown away about the amount of homeless people that are in that area. Like, not that he wasn't, like, being a dig about it, but he, like, clearly could not

believe what he had just seen outside of our store. like the rich pablo one said something like it was something on no jumper instagram somebody said something like like it was something about me he like commented and like you know like whatever and like i just like i like made a joke back in the replies about him getting robbed and he literally deleted the whole threat because it had more it had more likes than whatever he said that's a weird position to be in when you like don't even want to say shit online because you just feel like you're going to get roasted and it's like not going to be worth it It's happened to me and like I fuck with his music. I'm just like bro don't try to chime in and niggas is roasting me because I'm about to come on your ass too

Yeah, a little bit of banter. I'm gonna come on your ass. Yeah, we might need a real serious pause for that Yeah, I was trying to say I should have come for your ass, but you know the Tito's got me a little bent you come in the ass I'm in the ass I'm in the other's probably one. I mean you know that's what I'm really looking forward to is Finding people in hip-hop who want to shoot their first porno and then come do it with us We'll line you up. We'll find you a nice little baddie I'm trying to holler Reckles, he got a only fan. I'm going to line him up with a girl. I don't know who, but we're going to fucking, I'm going to tell him.

Do you think he's down? He has an only fan. What is he doing? Have you subscribed to Rigo Reckless's only fan? I have not, but I would like to. He's getting sloppy top from a girl. I saw him getting ahead from a girl with a giant emoji over his thing thing. So that was kind of weird to realize like, oh shit, like he's doing this.

But it's like, from my perspective, it's like, well, if you want to do it, let's do it for real. But this is the thing. what if like the male talent that I've worked with in the past like hired they are super mega professional they just like they show up huge dick they get hard immediately they get the job done they're out riko is not necessarily a professional and from what I understand a huge percentage of guys like have a really hard time getting hard on camera so I would be a little worried can you take like pills you can pop like stands is lit I think the problem might be if he like took some other pills that had the opposite effect.

I feel like he might take an ecstasy beforehand and his dick dance ain't going to work. No offense, Rico. Maybe he'll do a scene with Wo Vicky for me. Is she like even of age for you to be saying that? Yes, she is. And he kicks it with her. I don't know that they've had sex, but. He hangs out with the most random people.

I don't want Wo Vicky and Bad Baby Fought. And Lillet was there too. Oh my God. That must have been planned. It had to be planned. No, it was not. That was so funny. They ran into Chet at the Grove.

At the Grove. At the Grove. Dude, I live right in the house for so long. Imagine I was there. Imagine I filmed that. It was so creepy. Speaking of people fighting and, like, debates and shit that we were discussing earlier, wouldn't have been so much more interesting if the presidential debate was between

Soldier Boy and Famous Dex on Instagram Live? Remember that? Fuck. Go get your chain back. Go get your chain back. What is going on with Reese? Reese. Just recently refollowed me, or no, excuse me.

Dex just recently refollowed me and hit me up and said he wanted to do an interview. you. How are you feeling about that? I mean, I'm down, but I also like... You did a deep sigh. There's something about when people hit you up wanting to do an interview and you feel like they're not at the best point in their life. So that's why they're hit you. And you're kind of like, I would rather see you sort of get it together and then do the

interview. Like, you know, if you want the best for the person, especially when you feel like somebody's like fucked up on drugs, which I think Dex is like kind of undeniably fucked up on drugs on some of the stuff that came out of him recently. And it's kind of like... He was going crazy on his birthday. Like, on his birthday, it was just going too nuts. And it was like, I don't know, just like, he just with a whole bunch of random ass, like, young looking weird looking bitches.

And I'm just like, what are you doing, Dex? I went to the points where I don't really know him personally at all. And I'm like, yo, bro, if you're not okay, like, let someone know or if you, like, go talk to someone or something. Because he just looked so out of it. It was crazy. Do you respond to you? No, he probably didn't even see it. Like a troll, just like heckling people?

And I wasn't even, I was being completely genuine. He really care. He could, like, it's like, it's like, I never said to somebody I didn't know. That's just me. I mean, like, I've met him before. Yeah, he was just, he just looked like, so, like, out of it. How do you feel about me giving Camgirl Instagram shout out

when you weren't there for the podcast? And she has more followers than you, and she's going to beat you 200K. She doesn't have more followers than me. It's pretty close. I mean, I don't even check. I still have more than her. Who's going to hit 100K first? That's what I want to know.

I mean, at this point, it's just like, I don't even care because I know she's not like she all popping like me i mean one that but then two uh don't make me son you again she's not gonna fucking agree with the terms of the of the of the um she's like trump yeah she won't accept the results yeah she already she already told me she wouldn't do what we had a plan so it doesn't even matter oh the tattoo of your name or something something whatever she's not going to get a tattoo so it doesn't ever actually agree to that no i think he made it up oh i didn't how do we get to the point of like okay let's battle for 100k then if you're gonna make a bet you need a contract like you need to at least have a phone note that lays everything out because I'm dealing this with this right

now where like I went like I borrowed $5,000 from London to go gamble and I won mad money and I remember it that I gave her the $5,000 back she's like never remembers it as that she did not get the $5,000 back but there's no like bank transactions it's cash but also I can't if there's no I owe you then it's basically on me regardless like there has to be a record of it or else the debt wasn't paid, you know? So, and also I think she's right because... Are you going to pay it back? Yeah.

But also, I think she's right because, A, she has a better memory than me. She doesn't smoke weed. And then also, she had, like, X amount of money in a safe. And then that was the exact, like, the $5,000 was the exact amount that was not... So basically you just finessed your own, girl. For like six months, yeah. Yeah, you ran off with me. Did you have, like, not arguments, but, like, debates about, yes, I did pay you back?

No, well, she came up to me on Sunday while I was playing like 12 tables of poker and was like, let's talk about this $5,000 debt. And I was like, honestly, can we not right now? And I think why don't you just like cash up or to $5,000 and just didn't just, that's like, cash up? That's for like the kids, bro. I don't know. I don't know. Everyone has cash up. What are you talking about?

Not I. Why? Is that weird? That is kind of weird. I should. What do you? I mean, how do you do that? If you don't need it.

Real trap dude. I don't know about cash up. I don't know about cash up. I just don't have one. I don't know. you I mean you you have probably have PayPal you have Zell I got Zell I got demo you have Zell automatically if you have a bank account yeah but so then why would you not have wait so Zell is across all the different

banks yeah really I thought they were just my bank no they used to call it something else I forgot but they'd like transition into Zell I remember because I said it pay people out on no jumper with it they did like a fucking merger yeah a Zell merger interesting that's like all the bank companies being like we can't just let PayPal and all these other fucking It means fuck with us. We've got to do our own system. No, that's a fact.

I mean, it was pretty smart, honestly, because now people only use Zell or cash shop, I feel. Because I feel like no one uses. No one uses VEMO anymore. And PayPal sucks. If she got a VEMO in 2020, my nigga, wipe her. Because that means she didn't let some rapper talk her out of her fucking account.

I thought everyone has a Venmo. No, bro. Most people I know their VIM accounts are burnt out because some fucking scamming nigga. I remember one day I was bored, and this is like many years ago. And I said, like, I'm selling SoundCloud repost right now. Boom, here's my Venmo.

And I got, like, maybe, like, $5,000 worth of fucking SoundCloud repost in, like, a day or two. And then I used that $5,000 to pay for, like, haircuts, massages. And, like, personal care. And, uh, meal prep. Yo, that shit lasts me so long before I, like, just the other day, like, finally ran out of Venmo money. And I was like, damn. Oh, this was recently. I was like, I had that, I was using that $5,000 for, like, haircuts and all this.

bullshit for like, like, well over a year. It was like two years that I was using that fucking money. Dad, you never pulled it out into your bank. You just kept using the balance in there. Maybe I need to sell some more reposts on Venmo so I could keep using it to pay for meal prep and haircuts.

They're just funding your fucking your hair. Your beauty standards. Bro, you ever had a really good massage, though? I just went to the chiropractor last week for the first time ever in life. Really? I miss my masseuse. A lot of them carripeachers are scammers. I'm so skeptical of the whole industry, but how was it? Yeah, I mean.

Did you get the needles in your face? No, like the fact. Oh no, it's acupuncture. Yeah, I was about to see in that shit. In acupuncture? What do you mean? The pressure point is the chiropractor. I'm going to be honest with you. It definitely felt like what did I just pay money for for you to crack my neck? Yeah. I could I do that at home. I've been to car pregnant just where it felt like they really did something and I've been to carpenters that tried to charge me for like 30 fucking visits in advance. I'm like, so like you read this check for $5,000, You can come 30 times. Yeah, I'm like, bro, you're sound stupid.

I mean, 5,000? You feel like fucking just mess with my neck for like 10 seconds. Bro, literally, it was so fast. He tried to do the same thing to me. He tried to give me to sign up for 10 visits. And I was like, well, I'll do one right now. And then I'll... Why'd you go?

Because my back is fucked up. Like, what do you mean? And the first time that that dude tried that with me, I went home and I typed in chiropractor scam into Google and found so much information about how fucked up the whole profession is. whatever but but see google is a tool that works with it will give you results for what you're looking for so if you type in chiropractor scam then yeah of course but if you think there's a lot of stuff that they don't tell you like chiropractors are like the number one like type of doctor that goes bankrupt

or like this was the case like 15 years ago when i google this or whatever and like just so many situations of like that exact thing that he did to me is like another practice that like you would never have a doctor do that to you yeah like every doctor's visit you ever been to you in your entire life you do the doctor's visit you give them a check or it's mostly covered by your health insurance probably but it's like it's a one-time transaction if you went to a doctor and they said okay give us $5,000 in case you get sick over the course of the next couple years you'd be like what the fuck are you talking about like the chiropractic is like really easy to become one or some shit or like yeah it's not like a real doctor it's not like recognized by real doctors and

shit but the massage thing i'm telling you i have this guy who is this fucking strong-ass ass motherfucker who I've gotten into the habit of getting massages from and it is game changing like the amount of like like fucking I don't know like tightness and the shit my muscles that I fucking feel like gets removed while he's like and it but it hurts so bad it's like insanely painful but it's a fucking amazing after it feels so fucking good afterwards like it just feels like and I've gone through especially when I was working out a lot like fucking if you lift weights every fucking day for like weeks and months at a time you end up like with this crazy

like stiff feeling to your muscles and then like getting those massages would just like rip that feeling away so much. Because you're contracting so much so you have to like release that fucking pressure. You build up huge amounts of lactic acid and shit in your muscles and it's just so stiff. Speaking of releasing, Torrey Lanes released his mother

fucking album. Daystar. More like Gay Star. Just kidding. No, the album was fire. I'm not going to lie. I know a lot of people want to like act like all fucking high and mighty and not acknowledged that the album is like very very good but I mean I think anybody who's being

a bit more realistic is acknowledged that I think like content wise there's a lot to take issue with it but I mean I'm kind of in awe of it as a project is sort of mind blowing to me that he went about it this way and then executed it so well I mean I really took the day

today to dissect fucking every song and at first listen I don't think I was really catching everything that he was saying, I guess. And I really went back and I was just like, holy shit. Like the way he put this together was really crazy. And even just his whole approach of like everything that someone has said about him or like, you know. But it's the way that he addressed it.

It was the way that he did it. And like he kind of like made them look bad and have a rebuttal to them too. The thing about it is that what he deals with on the album is not facts. It's not an actual resolution to it. It's not, hey, here's what actually happened. It's not me. This part doesn't sound like it makes sense. Well, if your back was turning to me, then how do you know that I shot you?

That was so stupid. All these things are just meant to sow doubt. And at the end of the day, there's no way for me to understand. Like, even while I'll listen to it, I'll admit that I started to like sort of question the narrative. I know. And then I come back to, Megan went on Instagram Live and said, this dude shot me in the foot. And it's like, I don't really know how I can square why she would, lie about that? Why would she just make that up?

I don't know. Like that is like like I can't get away from that. Like he does raise a lot of like concerns and questions that I, but this is the main thing is like why are you so angry at Kalani at these other people who criticized you? Why are you so mad at them? And dissing everybody.

But then you're telling Meg you love her and you don't see mad to Meg at all. Meg has done if you're if what you're saying is true Meg has done the ultimate evil to you. She loud in your name and said that you assaulted her in a way and shot her in a way that, like, you know, is clearly compelling to a lot of people. You haven't given us any, like, actual way of understanding the situation.

Did you see today that her and her friend who she was with during that unfollowed each other? The plot thickens. That, to me, I just, I, they already, they already. We're not fucking with these other. Yeah. And I don't know why. I think they unfollowed each other before. I don't know.

But it just came out to hip-off today. Yeah, it came out on a shade room. I just, there definitely seems like there is stuff that we don't know. about this and that we need to know to fully understand it. But at the same time, it's like, I still am not able to process a version of this in which Tori didn't fire those shots. Like it just, I still can't put that together. And he hasn't given us a compelling counter narrative.

He's just raised a bunch of doubt. This is a guy who spent a lot of time with 6-9. Yeah. When you think about what 6-9 does, 6-9, when it comes to people making allegations about him or saying that he did this or that, you're a snitch, he works around it, he justifies it, he makes, he raises doubt, he raises questions, he throw these. these accusations at them. It's the same thing that Trump does.

And I mean, that's what's fascinating about this. I think he did a really good job of it. But ultimately, I think it's kind of like the 6-9 thing where 6-9, ultimately his career wasn't able to recover from the snitching because that's one thing that he wasn't able to justify on camera in a way that made sense to the people. He tried. He tried so hard.

But the sales and the numbers, I think, indicate that it didn't work. And that in the long run, it's not going to work. And it's the same thing with Tori is that like this album was a really, really great effort at trying to sew doubt. But until you give us a version of events that doesn't sound like you shot a woman, I don't really think the vast majority of the people are going to be able to get past that version of it. It's like if you don't know what the term gaslighting is, just listen to this fucking album and you will understand. And like I think Sean Ciso was a concept album about gaslighting. And that to me was like, that's exactly what he's doing the whole fucking time. time. Yeah. And like to anyone with the brain like maybe you'll you know gravitate towards whatever

he's saying at first and then you like step back into reality and like wait no hold on. Like what the fuck are you talking about? Because he almost got me. I'm like damn these songs are actually really good like he's rapping good and just the fact that he went around the whole main subject and this fucking dream doll and Asian doll and Bun B. He fucking said something about Bun B. I'm like really? And yo like I have no reason like I have nothing against chance the rapper and I have no reason that I would want to see chance the rapper and Torrey lane's beef but when he said chance the rapper nah too irrelevant I was like oh oh like I couldn't believe he actually said that I'm like yo he wants all the fucking bro he's gone full villain on us right yeah no he went he because like bro like that's how they retreating him is like he might as well like go full villain and at the end of the day it's nothing that he could say defending himself that it's going to make it seem any better make people like hate him or like less you know but the thing with me i still can't find it within myself to be like you know fuck torrey lanes a piece of shitty shot woman or whatever because i still feel like i

don't understand the situation like i just still as much as it's like it seems like that's the most likely case i still feel like there's just shit that isn't being said here that is like keeping me from wanting to like really commit myself to like one version of events so do you think that he didn't shoot her i Honestly, I still think the most likely scenario is that he shot her. I just think that there's surrounding incidents or, like, there's circumstances, and Meg's basic silence about a lot of it. I just still feel like there's something that I'm not seeing here. He's, like, weirdly painting the picture that, like, her team is the one orchestrating this smear campaign.

Like, Peebor are trying to come after him because he got his master's back. And Rock Nation has this. Rock Nation has this ployed against him. And, like, come on, bro. None of that even makes sense. There's so many people who have, like, got their masters back at some point, and that this is not how they were treated. Like, clearly, like, maybe people would have tried to, like, sew some bad news stories

about you just because you, you know, have sort of been shitty sugar label or, like, tried to, you know, get your matches back or whatever. But, I mean, I don't think anybody would have really done anything that serious unless she shot this girl on the foot or were at least connected to shooting her in the foot. Yeah, but, come on. There's no way that someone could just like falsely make up that story. But you do, you saw it with Joe Bunnan where there is no new drama with Joe Button, but as soon as Joe Bunnan starts dissent Spotify and like basically doing damage

to the corporate media landscape, then what? We got to talk about some domestic violence allegations from 10 years ago. We got to talk about. Fucking a dog. Maybe Joe Button fucked a dog. Maybe he jerked off a dog. It's like they took stuff that basically like didn't exist and just flung it out and managed.

It's crazy to see how they can take old ass. news and still like recontextualize it although I mean in that case I mean they did get to hear you to talk about it and say some shit that she hadn't previously said or at least in a way that she hadn't previously said but I mean also I don't feel like it really did anything to Joe did you see him saying that he thinks Charlemagne was behind it yeah and I mean I've heard things I've heard stuff about the the campaign against Joe Budden that I mean I don't know I mean him and shaliman it don't seem like it's assy yeah I just watched a video earlier about about how Charlemagne the guy tried to sabotage.

I watched that one doing. Is it Hot new hip-hop? Yeah. I don't want to commit myself to the viewpoint of like Charlemagne basically helping to execute that stuff. But you do have to notice that Charlemagne is buddy, buddy with Iheart. And I-heart podcast is basically where a lot of the smearing of the Jason Lee guy, he was kind of the one who really cracked it open with Tahiri, I believe. I mean, Joe went on about it for like at least an hour about how. Charlemagne.

But he hasn't had a new podcast in like over a week now, right? They took a little break though, right? Because I'm dying to hear them talk about Tori. Right? And they're taking a little break. They said Tori's fuck mall. Oh, Tori,

my life is complex. It's everyday struggle. Fuck mall. Did he say that on the album? He did. Oh, I miss it. That's crazy. It's just like,

bro, at this point, it's like, okay, the punchlines are funny. It's clever. whatever. Do we think that like using what do you guys think about him using like oh I pick this day because this is the day that my mom died

as the reason why I released the album on this day. But if he cared about you know being sensitive to like black women or whatever don't you think the Brianna Taylor thing would have kind of outweighed that date? And I mean I get that that date

might have meant a lot to you. It probably means the world to him. But still like I mean it's like going going about it. And you know that he stayed silent for those two months or like a month, however long it was, made these songs and it was like, I'm going to use it on, I'm going to drop all this this day.

And then a normal logical person would it be like, ah, because of everything else is going on right now, maybe I shouldn't drop this right now. But maybe I wonder if it would have been too much of a pain. They asked for him to not drop it because it was already like with the DSPs and stuff. But like, why would that make sense? I feel like projects got pushed back like crazy during. COVID and it was nothing. Yeah.

Right? Like, it's all digital now. It's not, it's not like money to get like we're printing up CDs. And any idiot on your team would be able to tell you that dropping that news and granted there's been a lot of days like the day that we found out about the Brianna Taylor charges.

There's been a lot of days that would have probably been viewed as insensitive if you were to put a project out, especially when the project sort of like directly relates to the assault of a black woman. But I mean, any fucking moron who's worked in PR for five seconds would have been to tell you that that would have been sort of a bad time. But again, he's kind of embracing this villain role. He's sort of saying he's innocent, but he's doing a lot of things that if you really wanted to like stay in the good graces of the media or the sort of like more activist

type people, you would not do. And it's clear that he's really not thinking that much. He's sort of, he knows that a lot of those fans that he might have before are not coming back. And now it makes sense. Like play the villain, be the 6-9 type dude who gives them what they want. and the drama and the gossip and shit. It was just so manipulative,

and he's just, like, reaching and pulling for anything and, like, bringing up, like, her mom and his mom. Yeah, that was crazy. Like, it was so toxic. I mean, damn. I mean, that's, that's my how they actually got entangled. You know, they might have been bonded. Like, he was talking about her crying in his arms and all this shit.

And I was like, yo, this nigg is going real. Like, I was really high analyzing every fucking bar. Like, this nigger is going deep. And that right there is what Torrey Lanes has on. this project that he has never had before is every time I ever listen to a story lane's project if you would have really pressed me about what might have been lacking i would say that his narrative was lacking because he always just seemed like a guy who really wanted to be a huge music star he wanted to be a huge pop star and he wanted to be successful

and he's very talented he can sing he can rap but at the end of the day it just didn't really feel like you know like there was necessarily the message or the story that people were like buying directly into and now you got me listening to him and I'm hanging on every word listening with my jaw dropped can't believe some of the shit that he's saying and I mean that that's a very like beneficial position to be in if you're an artist is like people want to hear you so bad that they're listening to your music like it's an interview I mean that's like a very powerful position to be in right there I mean and so dropping the album making people think he was going to drop a statement and then dropping the album is like I mean hats off from a marketing perspective like

That's genius, but I mean, I don't know. I don't know if like, I know a lot of the, of the YouTubers that I saw were kind of predicting that he was going to drop music or whatever, but I think the general public definitely thought he was about to just go on Instagram live or do some stupid shit like that. And it's just like, why not monetize it, I guess? But, I mean, it definitely, it definitely didn't bring back any of the old, any of the people who, like, feel some type of way.

I don't think it changed their opinion. I think it might have just, you know, add a fuel to the fire to the people who already were like, oh, we don't even know the whole story, like Team Tori. I feel like he is basically like he's so getting, or what I was going to say that I just stumbled all over my words. I feel like Joe Biden is because basically he like is going to have a number one record or close to a number one record. And for him as an artist, being able to say, I sold this many hundred.

thousands of copies when you count streams or whatever that to him he's going to treat that like that's his fucking you know innocent verdict not guilty verdict that's like he's going to treat it like that and in some ways it will make sense because it's like we all know that if you're a performer and you do bad things or accused of doing bad things and then you continue to be popular musically i mean that kind of like absolves you in a way because like as a performer you are your fan base like if you have millions of fans it doesn't really matter if there's millions of people that hate you with tory that's kind of the question, though, is like, how long will this, how well will this project do in the long

term and how well, how tuned in will the fans stay? But one thing that I kind of worry about is just, like, the extent to which, and not not that I worry about, but I'm not going to lie, my brain is Friday. I forgot how I was going to end that sentence.

Well, it was, I think it said it was only projected to be like 50K. Really? That's it? Pretty sure, yeah, I saw it today. I'm like, that's not that much. That's crazy, but okay, that's what I was going to say, is that he's not on Spotify. He's not on Spotify, but he's not on any of the playlist and stuff. So they're giving him the exact same treatment as 6-9.

If he's going to do 50K without any playlisting and stuff, he might have been 150K with all that shit. If he had been on that and everything. And like, granted, he did this without the bundling, which I guess the bundling is part of it. That would have been fucking insane if you would have tried to do that. Like a fucking make merch out of them. Like a foot or something?

I don't know. Yeah, the picture of her foot with a bullet in it. Oh, my God. This is a horrible idea. He's a horrible. But he also even said this. He was like something like, I got millions of, I got 10 million followers. They're going to wrong with me.

I got 30 million subscribers on, I mean, 30 million monthly listeners. I'm going crazy. But that all, like, that just struck me as really weird because it's like the number of fans you have is the last thing that we need to hear about right now. Like talk about what happened that fucking night. And if you like want to get like just hint at. a counter narrative. I understand it's open case and shit. But it's like the narrative that is out there is that you shot her in the foot. I feel

like almost anything you say could offer up a better version of events than I shot her in the foot. So what are you really scared of when the version of it that's out in public that's being discussed by the people is like the worst thing you could say about someone. Like what could make that what couldn't make it better?

Also though, I don't want to hear shit about that open case shit because you made a whole fucking album about it. But you were very vague about it. So it's like my nigga. All he's all he's was that he didn't do it, which I guess is enough for some people. It's gonna be weird if we figure out that he like 100% did do it and that he

said, like, and that there's clear proof and that he said he didn't do it. Like what, like how does he then not just like look at that? That's a lie on record. Like it's like, that looks crazy for him. People lie on records all the time. And like who did it? Like yeah, who the fucking bodyguard?

I don't think it's the bodyguard. The bodyguard wasn't even there. I thought it was the bodyguard, the best friend, Megan and him. It was the driver, him. Or the driver, whatever. When you find out Kylie did it? That would be great.

Kylie popped her in the foot. And then him being like, oh, she looked into a little robert. I mean. Like a shooter rapper. And then you know that he was sneakily trying to pull that move because of him and Travis got. Oh, my God. I remember that. No, I love that he's low-key flexing the fact that, that, like, that, you know, I had a crush on Kylie.

He's clearly, like, leaving the window open up like, ah, I could have hooked up with Kylie. Like, no big deal. And that's true, though, the him and Travis Scott thing, man, there's a very obvious reason why he would want to get in Kylie's guts, yeah. I mean, also, she's just bad as fuck. Right, you don't need that reason. But, no, but there's definitely, like, he looked at that as, like, a end, you know? Because thinking about it, before all this, we didn't even know that Megan and Tori were smashing. He was really, like, before the shooting.

In detail about that. He was making a team like, that was, like, they was. I mean, for him, that is a flex. At the end of the day, like, they were, like, in love and shit. Yeah. That's all of him. But if you already got the Meg, the stallion clout, get some Kylie clout too, that's pretty good.

No, the funniest thing he's like, they're saying I'm 5'3, but I'm 5'7. I know. I like how you just said it like it was a cashier-cloth person, right? Oh, my God. It's on 5-3, but I'm 5-7! That would have been the ultimate, like, social climb, though. If he would have, he put up to the function with Meg and then leaves with Kylie. You know, it occurred to me that if I had gone, or stayed.

that if I had gone in on him a little bit harder, I could have made that intro. I think I heard your voice at some point. He was like, we got to talk about Tori and Meg. Because I listened to the album maybe like three times. There's no way that I was on there because people would have told me. I was listening to it.

I didn't hear him. I listened to it. Yeah, I heard a bunch of my peers. I know. See, but there were some people I couldn't really point out who it was. I mean, no.

I'm not on the album. They would have fucking had to, like, everybody would have told me. But also like when I was on the, when I was on the juice album. It would have been funny as fuck to be on there, but I never really went in on that hard. Like I tried to get AD to talk about it.

I tried to get AD folks with them tough. Like they'd known each other for Madlong and shit. Like I tried to get AD to like really go in on them and stuff. But ultimately I didn't really, I didn't do it all did. I didn't jump out and go crazy. I feel like if I did, I probably would have been on that intro or whatever. But I mean, did you see Rick Ross trying to go in there? Tagging Bell Air.

What are you doing? I read with Tori at least about that part. It's in bad taste. Why are you tagging all your sponsors? Like your sponsors want to be involved in this? Like this is very strange. Dude, that was such a backwards thing like to say.

And then fucking hello, Yaseen made the smartest point of being like, bro, you cannot cast a stone in a glass house when like you have the crazy, like you got dropped from the Reebok deal from saying fucking you basically date raped a woman in a song. I heard him say that.

And I'm like, that's a stupid ass point because why is that a stupid ass? point because he had a bar that was construed as being about date rape that's like so not comparable to shooting a woman in the foot it's not but i'm just saying like no girls ever come out and said rick ross date rape me so that's the whole difference about that lyric is it seems like a lyric yeah yeah and the and the scene tried to like tie in some fact that like uh what a rick ross is like bodyguards had some case where he raped him him drug them bodyguard like half the time you don't even know your bodyguards that's a fact yeah i mean that's just like but you have to think about it though that directly correlates

with the lyrics of the song. Because in the whole case with the bodyguard, the bodyguard drugged some girl. The media was bloodthirsty to find a girl that Rick Ross day raped. It's like, if they didn't come up with one, I don't think it happened. No, no. I'm not saying he did. It's an ass bar and he shouldn't have said it.

And he was probably fucking fried off drink when he said it. But, I mean, I don't, you know. The fact that he shouted out his, this is a common thing with him. He does not know how to work sponsorship, apparently. I just thought about that right now. Him in like 50 Cent are the same way where they just like, they have alcohol sponsors, they're just going to shout it out

and everything they do. Hashtag F&M vodka or whatever. Like Rick Ross like throwing the Bel Air thing. Like I don't know. Like because to me it's like how like what is the benefit there of tagging them? Like you're reminding everybody that you're sponsored by Bel Air and these other things.

Shout out to Bel Air. Shout out to Sarah by the way. Is there any actual like thing that he's getting? Like did he get paid extra because he tagged them in that post? Maybe like part of his deal is like he has to tag Bell Air in every post. X amount of time. time. Wait, it's every post?

Maybe. No, because I see mad stories of him that he didn't have it. But, like, I feel like he's probably as a protocol, a quota of how many times he has to tag them in a given month. That's how these deals probably usually work. A better way is just to have, you know, like, the sneaky product placement just, like, in the back. But you don't have to have it, like, right in center right in front of you and the tag. Yeah. That was crazy. If he had, like, the bottle of his hand, at least it's a little bit. You know, or even just drinking it.

That's how you know he was, like, you know, doing it for the wrong reasons, which just made him look kind of crazy. I think he was doing it for the right reasons. The right reasons, wrong execution. Yeah, exactly. You know? I mean, you kind of want to tip your hat to Rick Ross because there is this, like, deafening silence from the music industry.

Like, in terms of, like, men in the music industry, if you actually were to take, if you were to put 200 of the top rappers and say, what percentage of them talked about, Tori Lanes, it is going to be, like, less than 1% that called them out. Like, there's a code of silence and honor that Tori Lanes. is clearly benefiting from because nobody wants to be the guy that sort of just says, hey, you did something fucked up because they don't want to be called out for this shit

when they do something fucked up. So then how, so then why is Tori playing this victim role on the music and acting like everyone is so against him then? Because the media is like that and the activists people are like that and the social justice warriors are like that and the women in general are definitely going hard

as fuck on him, but there's an almost complete silence from the actual male rappers. You couldn't pay Kuevo to say, oh, now that's fucked up. And even, you know, think about all the different rappers that we know either dated Meg the Stallion or did music with her or are close with her. I mean...

I'm pretty sure Maxo Cream said something. Is he a real-assant-Reed out something to say? Bunby had something to say. But again, like... All the Texas people. Bunby is not at the height of his career. Max O'Cream is not like a mega mainstream rapper. So there are people that might feel like

they have a little bit more freedom to do it. But at the same time, like, there's just so many people that have been really heavily linked with Meg that did not have anything to say about it. And in a way, I don't blame him because I still feel like I don't know the full story. I was about to say, what if G. Easy popped out and was like, yo, hey, man, it's a board Gerald. Oh, my God. G. Easy could have won so many clout points with the feminists.

If he had popped out and had a little statement like that, they would have been. He's the greatest white boy of all time. He should have. He should still do that. I'm going to appear over it. I feel like we're almost done if you want to just, yeah. Because what were we talking about, GEZ? GEZ.

He would have won so many girl fans because he kind of is. is kind of catering towards that lane because he was the first one to have Cardi B on a really really big hit song as a feature and now he's doing the same thing with mulatto so shout out pee-bby cocaine that's all I gotta say oh yeah what's his name director of video for yeah Bobby Aster are you about to interview her I'm I'm down at some point I thought she's actually looking kind of good in that new video man she didn't look too bad the braces are tough for me said out Bobby Aster how old is she I don't know she's of age I believe she just trapped bunny

tattooed on her face so I'm gonna assume she's of age I love that you even know who that is. It's so funny. How would I not know? This is like my whole thing. I'm like the underground rapper guy. Yeah, you don't know a lot of Yeah, it's a lot of people you have anybody who has reached any like if I don't know about you realistically you ain't really doing all that much that's I don't think that's true at all There's a lot of people you ain't doing that much because I know about more underground rappers than 99.9% of people like in my sort of position everybody in media I by far know the most Yeah okay no no that's 1,000% I'll give you the all day maybe Sean Cotton got a few that I don't know about

but I feel like, you know. No, no, that's a fact. Everybody else in my position. No, but, no, like, once you get to my level, it's like, it kind of starts to become, like, not advantageous to you to, like, talk about underground rappers because it's, it's very tempting to only talk about people that your audience already is definitely going to know about. You've seen that happen with academics.

He got big. And it's like, you don't really have a reason to talk about, like, small rappers once you're big, right? That's the fact, yeah. I mean, I definitely feel like, um, since that was just like a part of your whole origin story and all that shit. I got to keep faking it. Keep pretending I like the show.

no I am just like I'm more interested in observing underground talent or like up and coming talent than I am in like observing somebody who's in like year eight of their fucking professional label run usually I get pretty bored by that yeah no I feel you it's just like it's just so much new music and new cool shit going on

and like I don't know dude like I don't know it's just sad sometimes because I feel like now more than ever we're just seeing so many people who are like on the brink of like about to be there and then they just got cut short we we saw this uh this kid on the stream like two weeks ago and he was super fire his name is bris he's from he was from sacramento like six months ago right four literally like three months ago i thought it was like in like july maybe

something like that but it was just someone that like i had never heard of and then we we watched on the stream and literally i went home that night and i found out everything there was to know about him The worst thing is like, same exact thing with me and him. Like Trev started playing him a bunch around me and I'm like, who is this? And he's like, this is the dude. We got to kill it a couple months ago. Briss. I'm like, oh, fuck.

And you realize like, damn, he could have been it. He was fire. And the most annoying thing was that the whole chat was RIP burst RIPBurst. And you know when they're always, they always think that it's a fucking. R&P. Yeah, we're thinking it's a joke. We're like, I just thought that's like what he goes by or something. What's Rip Briss?

And I looked it up and I was like, oh, that's sad. Also love that he was a blood. His run name was Chris and he changed it to brisk. That's amazing. I also like his hair. You know they're actually making a movie called Black Adam? About who? It's like a comic book movie, right?

About you? No, but that's why I kept calling AD. He's going to love that. You're Black Adam. You're like me, but you're the Black version of me. Blat him. Kind of like, sort of similar height and stuff, you know? He's got the gang banging thing going on.

He's like way more like nice and pussy. Nice and scary. Nice and scary. Yeah. That is a weird combo, right? Mm-hmm. I'm mean and pussy. I'm white.

That doesn't make no sense. How are you both of those things? That makes no sense. I'm not mean. I'm just like grumpy. I'm like, I'm just not. No,

AD is like overflowing with like, Hey, how you doing? Let's have a shot. I love him. That jovial energy. Like, that's not my usual state of being.

I feel like I used to be like that. Now I'm more just like, I don't know. I've been corrupted by the world. I'm just like, uh. Yeah. I feel like at some point I met like 500,000 people

over the course of like a couple years and it sort of like killed socializing for me. Mm. I felt that. Let's get real dark to end this. All right. Shout out to the No Jump at Chat

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