No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 64
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God damn, you're giving me my coffee right now, you jabberoni.
I hate to treat you like my doja.
Doja?
Cat?
Doja cat?
No, doja's like the little dude that you send to the store.
I thought that's a runner.
What?
I thought doja is what you smoke.
There are many words for many things.
No.
Your doja is the like 12-year-old kid that like sits outside the trap house and you send him to the store to get you like, you know, vegetables and a loaf of bread.
I don't know.
So Doja Cat is like the little homie.
I don't know where the Doja and her name came from, to be honest.
From weed.
You think?
She said that.
We don't smoke Doja.
We smoke Ops.
Pussy.
Big 4-L.
That's a fact.
I've been after this 21 Savage album, just trying to kill somebody, honestly.
But no, Sauce Walker said, we ain't smoking on no.
That shit childish and mannish.
I thought that was cool that he dissed smoking on your ops.
Do we need that?
Is that something we need to attack?
No, because 21 Savage said,
y'all be smoking make-believe ops.
We smoke in all facts.
I like how he also says that we don't shoot up houses.
We shoot brains.
That's facts.
That's one of the lyrics.
I love the descriptive violence.
You feel I mean?
There's something about his character that he plays in the game
that is so menacing.
And he just basically...
In the game of music?
Yeah, he just reiterates over and over and over.
that he is like a serial killer
and it just sounds so good,
so convincing and we all are just like
all, like, all right, cool.
Like, he's to do it.
But then he has like the love songs where I'm like,
oh my God, this is a best love song I've ever heard.
Dude, and he's like part comedian.
He's so fucking funny sometimes.
Like he just says like the weirdest little things.
I hate that I'm blanking on like examples right now.
Yeah.
There's too many.
No, he said, uh, you make, uh,
you say I'm from UK,
I be shooting A K's.
Yeah, he says so many chopas in the house.
we left the door open.
So you could just run up in the crib,
it don't matter.
We're gonna kill you, we're ready.
We're here.
We're gonna kill you.
I don't know if Kurtzal liked that line.
He laid down as soon as he said that.
He wasn't into that.
He doesn't think it's cool for us to joke about 21 Savage
making an album about killing people.
Yeah, but he keeps it 1,000, my nigga.
He's like, hey, man, I'm not involved in no criminal activity.
Right.
I'm a rapper.
This is entertainment.
No, the skit that he does on one of those songs
where he's basically like, y'all can't chill,
y'all can't barbecue y'all can't have no party he's like we are going to shoot up your crib we're going to
spin your block consistently like like like it just really doesn't sound like from like a the point of view of not getting arrested
that you would want to just shoot up the same house 20 times but he's just making the whole block not one house the whole block
the whole block everyone will die oh my god I've I've been walking around the house just saying pussy out of nowhere
pussy what's your mom no my mom's in the hospital so I think
But yeah, I've been walking around the house by myself saying that.
He sold $150K.
I thought it was $175.
Is that it?
$173 or some shit.
Either way.
Very, very good.
Very impressive.
Very, very happy for the guy.
Was there a merch bundle thing?
I don't think that right.
Did he go hard with the bundles?
It would have been designed by Blasie if it was one, I feel like, right?
I feel like, V-Lone Metro Boomin' 21 Savage.
Metro, I feel like every time we're talking.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
The V with a number.
knife going through it. It's done.
Boom. That's the Veylon aesthetic
right there. Tomorrow.
Think of that easy ass, boom. That's a lot.
There you go, Barre. There it is. It gets a little bit late
for it now. Listen. Hell no. We haven't talked
enough about Metro booming and how insane
he went on this fucking album.
I realize this is like last week's news.
But, bro. It took an extra week to really soak it in.
And the more I listen to those beats and
yo, the brand new Draco and
something with the ops like no,
ops left or some shit.
At the end, like those two songs back to back,
I swear to God I ran it back like five, six times in a row.
I believe it.
It was so those two songs back to back.
Metro is a different kind of person.
Do you remember when he was like,
I mean, he was probably trolling.
He was like, I'm not going to make hip-hop music anymore.
I'm going to do like classical or some shit.
I feel like he's made himself so rare that when he comes out,
it's important.
He now kind of occupies a different space as a producer because,
He's so rare, and every time he comes out, he just comes viciously.
Pause.
He came what?
Viciously?
He comes viciously.
Viciously.
That metro movement, bro.
He just comes in.
But you got to think about it.
So, like, what?
He did that fucking, like, James Blake album, which was hell of random.
That was the only thing he did.
He did the whole album?
Did he?
Really?
I'm totally blind to that.
Yeah.
It was like a song, I know it was a song for sure with him and Travis Scott and James
Blake.
Your favorite, Travis.
Travis Scott, let's talk about them.
You guys got 20 minutes?
Let's talk about him.
No, but I don't, I think he did the whole album.
Or like at least a couple songs.
It was like a collaborative thing, I believe.
James Blake Metro Boomer.
He did some songs for the weekend too, no?
Oh, he did.
For like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did.
But like, as far as like, two songs.
Rap and being like involved in the conversation,
he was gone for like a year or two.
I said on Twitter that I want to see him do a project with Young Boy.
Because remember when I was talking about Young Boys' new album
and how I just feel like his albums
just sound a little too much like him
just going in the studio and just whowing out?
I would like to hear...
A cohesive.
I would like to hear Metro add a degree of structure
and just really make some songs in there.
I feel like the effect that he had on 21,
21 just does exactly what he needs to do on an album
and Metro just gives him the most ridiculous cinematic background for it.
It was just really like greatness out.
work. I feel like that's classic project right there.
Even when they did the fucking like weird
like pop lock
do do do do do do do the step in on.
Oh yeah. That's one of my favorite songs.
I was wondering I'm like is that sound going to come back?
Is everybody going to go boom bap with it again?
Because that was completely out of left field.
You know who I feel like does a really good job of taking those like 80s type
songs.
Shitty boys and all those Detroit goods.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I feel like that kind of start like now that I realize it, I feel like
when I went back and listened to like the old
like S-O-B-R-B-E songs.
They were doing the same thing too.
I wonder if motherfuckers were just getting by
because they're small enough
that they don't get dealt with
over samples these days.
I don't know though.
It feels like the sample.
I was thinking that about the 21 Savage shit.
I was like my nigga,
there's hell of samples on this.
They went for that.
They definitely coughing up bread
for the many men sample.
That shit was tight.
How much you think the fucking Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman?
I know I was wondering that.
Morgan Freeman.
I don't know.
How much you think that cost?
Yeah, because like he's he's getting charged film rates.
What are you looking at me for you?
Dub was fased time.
Wendell who the fuck he's doing.
That nigga had had a pop, like a week long pop-up on Melrose.
It's been like six months.
Just him in a parking lot just serving fiends, bro.
He's running, bro.
Okay, can we just talk about how Desto Dub?
The evolution of Deso.
Stop robbing him.
That too, but breaking into his empty van.
But guess what?
He's bouncing back every time, boom, you know?
I see him.
Desto Dove is literally
The most success story of like
2017 SoundCloud era rap
He rose above everything
He did and became an entity
He went from selling drank to a little pump
To giving him a chain
To selling shirts
All day
To giving him a fucking chain
I'll only till he gets a storefront
It would make so much sense for him to do it
I don't know why he's just crazy
The number of rappers that have worn a fucking
That's an awful lot of cough syrup
like anything. It's like a uniform. It's insane.
Like even, I was just watching a random like
Roddy Rich performance. I'm like, oh, he's wearing
No, that wasn't like a random one. That was like,
he was like on TV or something.
The BT Awards, I think, or something. And so many
rappers that you don't really know for drinking lean
still rock. I've seen like, yeah, I've seen Blueface
wearing one recently. Yeah. I've never
seen Blueface with a double cup.
I was about to jump into the Blueface
Only fans because I actually saw it.
Yeah, let's wait for that. Yeah.
Let's talk about ourselves. What
do we want to talk about with ourselves?
I really wanted to get into that, but okay, go ahead.
You want to talk about Blueface?
No, I want to talk about ourselves.
Ourselves.
How was the weekend?
Narcissus.
Saturday I went riding in Long Beach.
Boom.
Fact.
It was cool.
Posting them slow-ass clips.
That was slow.
I look pretty nice.
Anytime I see you on your bike, I'm like, oh, scroll.
What?
Sorry.
Toss me a like.
Every time.
Oh.
I'll like it.
I'll like and keep it moving.
I know you don't give a shit, but I see you like, boom.
They're more interesting than the Kandama ones.
I'm sorry.
I don't blame.
me for thinking that I think that as well.
I'm sorry. Oh, oh, don't kill me. Don't murder me.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
Fire.
Motherfucker.
Yeah, condominious stuff is very nuanced.
You have to really know what's going on.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
Yeah.
That's how I feel about like, like my whole fucking search thing, like, what is it
called?
The popular page or whatever is all shoes.
Explore.
My whole explore page is all shoes.
Mine's like all nails and makeup.
Yeah, so you would be very disappointed.
My, yo, I trip out about the explore page because all it shows me are girls.
And I swear to God.
I don't spend that much time lurking girls, but somehow it just knows that I'm a heterosexual male and that I'm going to fucking click on girls who have big boobs sticking out.
Like I don't want to fucking look at that.
That's what you're liking.
I don't need.
No, I don't.
I don't.
That's what it tells you.
Or like spending the most time on your phone, like looking at a certain picture.
I like, I don't like girls.
My girls' photos and a fair amount of other porn girls, but not that.
But that's probably more than like the average horny man.
Yeah.
I would have thought your
homepage would have been
or explore page would have been like
Condama
I would think it would be more
Oh my God
I would think it would be more bikes
and skateboarding
They don't really let the Nazis
should fly on there
No or I thought
Or it would have been like
Hipop news
Hipop news
Because that's what like my YouTube is
They'll show me some memes
But I don't know
Anyway
42 Doug gets knee extension surgery
Is that possible?
Where did that just go?
I don't know.
That's what your thing was saying.
I keep seeing people with cups on their ass.
Really?
That's a new thing?
No, it's not a new thing.
It's just when you told me about it with 42 Doug and his girlfriend.
You could put a cup on that ass.
And then I was like, oh, is that a new thing?
And then Houseman was like, no, that fucking from the 80s.
I was just watching the dude.
Check out this twist on the wedding game.
It was a dude who like passed out like this.
The wedding game?
Like, you know, the motherfuckers were like drenched each other with water shit.
He was like this.
And they fucking took like mad cups.
bottles like it was just a bunch of hood dudes
and they fucking put it all over him and then they started
to fill up the bottles
with like champagne and water and stuff
and he's just slumped it looked like he was off
Zan or something. When he wakes up
and it just explodes everywhere. Was he the
fucking groom? The groom?
Or I don't know. They're just hanging out.
It was like studio hygiene. You said the wedding game.
Wedding. Wedding.
A wetting. I would always call it
wedding when they just like wet each other.
I thought you meant like a bachelor party.
No, we didn't talk about marriage.
That's not the theme.
Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no island.
Peninsula maybe.
Makes no sense.
I know crazy.
If a bought his pussy.
Okay, anyway.
That was hard.
That was hard.
You know what was hard?
You know what was hard to do for me to get here on time today?
What happened?
Every week you act like it's your first time coming here.
Yeah.
It's like, oh no.
What is this?
It's just like the first time every single week.
Okay, okay.
But listen, listen.
So my excuse is I thought it was.
always the Uber driver is just driving me
hella slow. But now that I've been driving myself,
I realize that my time
my time
evaluation is just terrible.
And like I just... You just learned that
27 years old?
And if you want to get somewhere in rush hour traffic,
in L.A., you have to leave early.
If there's something that I have to be at,
I will leave, you know, if I think, no, it's going to
take me a half hour. I'll leave like an hour
and 10 minutes in advance because I just
know it's so long.
Wait, wait.
There's also.
I was in the middle of talking.
I'm talking.
I'm in a crib.
I'm in a crib, right?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like, okay, I just got my hair dyed, freshly blonde.
I need to line my beard up real quick, right?
So I'm lining my shit up.
As you can tell, it's not finished, right?
It's very scragly.
Well, listen, I'm lining my beard up and my fucking clippers ignite on fire randomly.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
Is your face on fire?
Almost.
Like fire?
I've never.
Wow.
I mean, I've had those clippers for a long time, but they just ignited on fire.
Like how bad was the fire?
He's just like dropping the sink.
I mean, I looked at it for a second.
It was like sparking.
No, it sparked up and lit and the whole clippers was on fire.
Is your house okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I mean, obviously I'm here.
I don't think I would have made it here if my whole house burned out.
Imagine if his whole fucking face was like half melted off and stuff.
Would you kick him off the podcast if you got mutilated like that?
It didn't explode.
It didn't explode.
It just lit on fire.
Wow.
In your hand?
No, I sat it down on the counter.
once I saw the flames and I was like what the
fuck I looked at it for a second and I was like should I take
a video of this or should I just put it out?
Oh my gosh.
Imagine you had been filming a fucking clip of yourself while that happened
it would be like the most viral thing ever.
Yeah so then I just stopped.
How did you put the fire out?
I just blew it and it went out and then I unplugged it from the thing.
Yeah it's super pause.
I just blew it up.
Yeah I unplugged it out of the fucking wall and threw it away.
Well I'm glad you're okay and your face is okay.
And then I'm running out the house and I look at my phone.
It's on 5%.
Of course.
But I'm in the car already, like, on the way to the freeway.
And I'm like, God damn it.
Turn around, go get the charger, get back in the car.
And you still didn't bring myself, right?
No, listen, listen.
I get back in the car.
I'm driving away after getting the charger.
And I get a texting camgirl, like, did you forget my clothes again?
I'm like, God, damn it.
Keep in mind that someone sent him something for me in July.
August.
Stop on it.
What was it?
I don't know, like a shirt or something.
What is it?
First of all, when you got this much immaculate drip?
Where?
Niggas send me stuff all the time.
You look like Bart Simpson.
What does that have to do with me?
Because I have boxes of shit that I haven't even opened.
Okay, also, keep in mind that we've been doing this show for over a year.
There's something called Waze.
You can check, like, how much time is going to take you to get somewhere.
I know how much time is going to take.
Basic apps like Google Maps.
I'll tell you, too.
I mean, yeah, I checked it as I was about to leave.
And it said I was going to get there.
It said I was going to get here at 620.
I got here at 6 on the dot.
So I cut off 20 minutes.
Doing what?
I rode the fast track, which I do not have the thing for.
So I'm not to pay that ticket.
You're not going to get a ticket.
You just have to add an account.
Isn't that crazy how now they don't give you a ticket?
They make you add money to an account.
Mind blown.
To get the fucking Laguna Beach, you had to drive on a fucking road that was like that.
And it's just signs that tell you.
And Lena's like, oh, I'm going to go to this website when we get to the hotel so I can pay this.
It's not that bad.
I'm like, you have to do that.
You mean that there are now signs on the,
highway that require me to go to a website in order to pay you for something that I'm like like how
this is this even a real thing I was so offended by this this has been around for for many many years
when I was no I don't think were they like you had to go to the website let me tell you this
when I was growing up in New Hampshire yeah I did not pay those fucking tolls and there was nothing
that happened there was no like thing that went up like in New York that's what was there was
there was a thing that went up and down they don't have cameras that take pictures they didn't have cameras
And you know what?
One time, me and my dad were driving to see my mom's fucking family.
We're driving up there.
And my dad called me out once we got there.
He goes, you did the fake.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
He's like, you pretended to throw money into the fucking toll booth thing.
And you didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
He's right.
I never paid it my whole fucking life.
Because once I realized that there was no tickets, there was no cameras.
And that the only thing that could happen was that a fucking cop would have to like literally see it,
which is like almost impossible.
Yeah.
I just never paid it.
My dad called me out.
He's pissed.
Speaking of cops seeing shit, I was riding the emergency lane for like a little bit.
I was really trying to get here on time, guys.
He was here.
I was putting in an effort.
Wait, carpool lane?
What's emergency lane?
The lane you're not supposed to be in on the side.
So I'm riding the emergency lane and like I made me pass like 10 cars.
People were honking at me looking like, what the fuck?
I get over.
As soon as I get over back in the regular lane, my nigga, the cops are coming down the same lane with the fucking sirens on.
I'm like, fuck.
They're about to pull me over.
I ain't got no license.
They're about to take the whip.
I got to get my mom from the hospital tonight.
I'm like, fuck, this is about to be like.
You know, license?
No.
So I'm like, this is about to be all bad.
Like, I'm like, they might take the whip.
Like, this is all bad.
And they drives right past me.
I'm like, fuck it.
Got away.
Why are you living so reckless?
Because I'm a reckless ass nigga.
The Lakers just won.
2020 champions.
Let's go!
I get anxious.
That's why, niggering you talk about your life.
R&P Kobe, bitch.
Yeah, you're like living like you don't care what happens to yourself.
Because I'm on here thugging, nigga, nigga.
What you're talking about?
It's really not that hard to like make an appointment to like go to the DMB.
Don't tell me what it ain't that hard to do.
Being a black man in America being held down by the system where I could not get my license until last year.
You can get it now.
I couldn't get it though.
But you can get it now.
But guess what?
I couldn't.
Because I feel like it.
I was doing a bunch of other.
A bunch of other really unimportant shit.
They was holding me back from the age of 16 until last year.
I didn't turn these down.
Voter.
I'm fucking turked up.
I'm in a good move.
R.
I don't give a fuck about sports,
but the Lakers won,
bitch.
So we in the city.
We turned the fuck up every night.
Did you actually do anything for the...
Hell no, nigga.
I was in the crib.
I didn't do shit.
But just know I got some Kobe merch on the way.
The bad thing is, okay, so I live kind of semi-close.
Look, you're rubbing right now.
Stop playing.
Downtown.
Oh, you're doing it.
on purpose?
Not on purpose.
And I didn't realize like the Lakers were playing.
And I hear fireworks go off for literally 20 minutes.
I'm like,
oh my God,
what happened?
Niggas was hitting donuts in the middle of my block.
I saw it.
Oh,
in your block.
Yes,
by my house.
Yeah.
My block was quiet.
You see the guy try to fucking stage dive from off that sign?
They caught them.
I couldn't believe it.
I've seen people jump from way lower heights at like rock concerts and fucking
flat line on the ground.
People did not.
Catch him.
They caught my nigga.
It must have been a very, very dense crowd for him to feel that confidence.
It's the fucking unity of the purple and gold running through our veins like heroin.
I thought this was going to be the year.
I thought I was going to get into basketball this year.
I said I was going to and then I didn't.
I'm going to be honest with you, Chief.
If they didn't win this year after Kobe died, I feel like it would have been even crazy or right.
Cancel every single player.
You imagine that?
I thought it was really destroyed the city over there.
Who the fuck is Danny Green?
Anyone know?
Fuck Danny Green.
Who's that?
I don't know.
Everyone just hates him or something.
Not because he kept,
because he was fucking really fucking up
at the end of the game before the winning game.
But then he did good.
I don't know if he did good.
Later, no?
He fucked up at the end of one game.
We don't know nothing about sports.
All I know is R.
R.P. Kobe and the Lakers won.
That's all I made.
A real wrong ones to ask.
But you know who it would be good to ask?
We had Siderababy in here doing No Jumper News with AD this morning.
How did that come about?
And they did, Sida,
Sida,
literally just said when we did the interview,
like, I want to come
do the news with you one day.
And I'm like, okay, let's do it.
Didn't really, like, plan on it actually happening,
but then he actually followed up with his manager and everything and actually made it
happen.
And that is a hilarious guy right there.
He was, and his basketball knowledge is fucked up.
Like, he's got to be one of the most knowledgeable about basketball rappers out
there, like crazy.
Two hoes on me, Lou Will.
Big bank roll, all new bills.
That's like a basketball reference.
I don't know why he said two is, way is Lou Will number two?
I have no idea.
I'm done trying to make sense of rapper's lyrics about fucking.
Scam will.
Scam Diego.
What's that?
Scam likely.
What's going on?
There's all this fucking disturbance and stuff.
Close that fucking door.
Close that fucking door.
You're fucking job.
Trevor's going to take the dog to go pee real quick.
Sorry.
Oh, the dog has to pee.
Yeah.
During our podcast, him.
He doesn't pee in the floor here.
Anyways, why I want to talk about us?
How did you know that the dog was going to pee?
He just said two sounds?
He just went right in front of the door and then he was barking.
Oh.
He like signals
He has fucking like dog senses
My cat does shit like that too
You know what my cat does is so fucked up
Is he just waits outside the shower
And he'll meow me me meh
And he like he just wants me to like drip water
Down the door so a little bit of it will leak out
So he can just lick it off of the thing
Keep in mind he has two different water dishes
By his food
And he just loves drinking fucking shower water
He wants to drink your dirty
Dirty testicles soap water
Yeah for real like he wants to drink my fucking filthy soap water
What the fuck?
Does he ever lay in the bathtub?
Not really.
Don't cats like hate water?
Gerber loves water.
Yeah, he doesn't want to actually like walk in the water really.
He just wants to go up and lick it.
Because they love it when you have the faucet just leaking a little bit
and then they love like playing with it.
I feel like your cat would like that.
I'm not trying to lay in the pussy. I'm trying to just come up and lick it.
It's something about like they just like water that is just like, I mean, I don't know.
There's like to drink from a lot of different places.
I'm going to say, why are you dehydrating your cat?
I'm not.
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
I care a lot about him being hydrated.
That's like Pooya's dog on Instagram was like drinking like rainwater.
He was like bro, we got like six bowls for you.
You want to drink fucking outside water, rain and water.
And I mean, they do all kinds of other disgusting shit too, lick their own assholes and stuff.
I mean, that's like that's like a saving the earth and they don't want to use tissue, you know?
Yeah, it's great.
My cat doesn't even wipe his own ass.
It's so cool of him.
Okay, Kim, what the way?
What did you do this weekend that you want to tell us about?
I just want to tell everyone to, um,
subscribe to my YouTube because apparently I don't talk about it and I only
plugged at the end and some people didn't know I have my own YouTube so and that
you've made a video about what was it again oh funny thing uh the fake influencer
private jet and then the funny thing is I wanted to I was like fuck what am I
gonna do a video on next and so I was like hey why not do it on the fucking guy who had the
dog thrown at him so then I hit him up and guess who hit him up first me fucking
Adam.
But I was supposed to have him pull up today.
But then I had all, my day, honestly,
it was so fucking packed with shit.
But then Ruby Rose canceled on me in the last minute.
So it wasn't actually as packed as I thought it was going to be.
That monkey ain't supposed to be looking that.
You think that's why she canceled the interviews because she didn't want to do an interview
the same day that Druski put out a video talking about how fat or pussy was?
He's like,
that thing that ain't looked like a muffin.
Yo, one thing I learned to get ready for her interview, though, is that she's fully,
fully dating, dating, D.D.
Oh, yeah.
They're fully back together.
We tried to make fun of it.
We tried to, yeah, because when we talked about it, we didn't know.
Laura said land.
Damn, Laura Hayden in the back.
Hey, listen.
She don't like that relationship.
Listen, me and Camgirl were on live.
Wait, hold on.
Me and Cam girl.
She's too good for him.
Me and Cam girl were on live, right?
Listening to the donations, which we will be doing tonight at 9 p.m.
At 9 p.m.
We were doing that.
DDG came into the comments, into the live stream and was like,
Yo, skip past everybody.
Played my song.
We had like 25 people.
We had literally a whole line of people.
This happened?
This happened.
We didn't tell you?
And we skipped past and we paid moonwalking in Calabas' remix,
featuring Blueface.
How was it?
Stupid horror.
I'm a fan now.
I was just telling him to not copyright thing us because I didn't want our video taken down.
That shit was hard.
You got to do some wicker, wicket.
Blueface and DDG host at the B&B.
I got to hear this shit.
You haven't heard it?
That shit is hard.
It's actually really good.
And his nigga Moonwalk was clean as fuck.
Really?
I've never learned how to do that.
Oh, that's on mine.
Also, apparently there's an X, X, X, X version.
XX version on only fans.
Are you serious?
On Blueface's only fans?
On DDGs, I believe.
Blueface and DG hosts at the B&B.
Because, yo, I copped, or actually, I didn't cop the Blueface Only fans, but Vic,
Vic, who hosts Mad lately the podcast at 6 p.m. on Monday.
No, no, no.
Ain't fucking Vic Slander.
Don't put that on Vic that he copped Blueface's only fans
He's not he factually copped Blueface's only fans
He's not slandering him
Did you make him cop it?
No, he fucking walked in and said
Hey I got Blueface's only fans
Don't try to shield him from gay attacks
Did you screenshot his dick and send it to him?
No that was just for you
And I think he doesn't understand what's on Blueface's only fans
He thinks that Vic is copying like Blueface's dick picks
And he's not
There's no blueface sexy stuff
Wait hold on hold on
Blueface in Dives
DG Hose at the video.
No.
I got to hear this.
Okay, so Blueface is doing this thing where...
I know what's going on.
I feel like a large percentage of people are only consuming this pause through
Blueface's story where it's basically you just see him
with all these crazy-ass girls.
Vic has the fucking OnlyFans.
We went on it.
Basically, it's a few videos of girls like trying out or whatever.
It doesn't even seem like it was videos for like all of them.
Then there's like one eight-minute.
sort of like vlog type thing that
is just like a bunch of the craziness
of stuff that was going on.
Then there is some pornographic stuff.
It's basically like a few of the girls
shirts off in the bathtub, shaking their
titty, shaking their ass, couple of them showing pussy,
whatever. And then
the final pieces of content
that I saw were
boxing matches
between the girls in the basement
or some shit. Were they naked boxing?
They were not naked, but they're honestly
beating the shit out of each other. I mean, they have boxing
gloves on but they were really it's not like a half-hearted like boxing match thing like they
were really going for it and they told us that there was tons of fights at the house already like
the filmer dude who quit on mad lately at 6 p.m. on mondays which vick does with gina and
Gabe uh that they told us that like Gabe called the filmer who quit on blueface and he basically
just told us that it was like insane like he would try to sit down to have lunch or whatever and
then like the girls would be fighting and he would like miss the fight and people were pissed in them for not
getting the fight on camera and shit.
And it's like, bro, how am I supposed to know they're about to fight?
They're just fighting all the time.
I know the replacement filmer.
Really?
Yeah, it's Carrington.
I thought it's Trevor Potter.
You're signing up for a lot.
It should be.
Blueface looks like he is aging before your eyes on his story because even him with these girls,
because these girls, bro, I've never really watched Bad Girls Club, but I would imagine
that a lot of the girls in the Bad Girls Club are a bit more refined than these girls.
Because a lot of these girls are real salt to the earth.
like grimy ass chicks
to be totally honest. Some of them, not so much
but some of them are pretty
some of them are probably from the set.
Some of them have definitely seen some
shit for sure. In the fight in the
basement, do you know, okay, the girl
with the binky and the fucking backwood.
Oh, that was crazy. She was fighting
the other one. Which one won?
Because they kept teasing it. I'm like, I'm not about
to cop it. I forget, but I did see
pacifier girl and I love that the
She's the one that kept fighting. The girls
are all, like if I was going to do this, what
Blueface is doing, I would have a similarly
lackadaisical attitude about it.
The girls are all just rolling
blunts and they're just like, every girl
has like their own bag of weed and pack
of backwoods while they're just walking around.
It's fucking crazy. They smelling that Blueface
Pee. There's one girl, this white
girl that I was kind of fascinated by and I looked up
her Instagram and I fucking go to it
and she already follows me and messaged me
wanting to do a interview, a
video about like getting into OnlyFans
or some shit. But I don't know, like, are
these girls going to blow up from the show or not?
Because to me, like, I don't know.
Like, the content that I saw on the Blufet's only thing is not great.
Like, the audio was, was, I mean.
Yeah, it didn't seem well produced.
It could be better.
It honestly reminded me of the Brian Pumper reality show, which I've watched a lot of.
And it was called Life of a Porno.
And it was, but it was like similar level of quality.
Oh, you go watch it.
It's amazing, bro.
But I don't want to hear anything about you referring to Brian Pumper until you fucking put the video out.
My computer, my computer has been in the story.
No, you know who saw it as AD?
AD is like the only person who saw it.
And my computer will be back from the spot, the Apple store tomorrow.
You break it?
Do a little more editing.
Drop the Brian Pumper interview.
Change the world.
You mean video?
I almost feel like the public appetite has moved on a little.
Maybe I should just keep it in the archives.
No.
If you want me to drop the Brian Pumper video, drop a comment.
Send me the private link, bro.
Yo, yeah, speaking of private links, you remember back in the day when young Gleche, when young Gleche had caught that case?
And you interviewed him and he just went balls to the wall,
explained every vivid detail.
And then the lawyer called Adam and was like,
hell no,
do not put this out.
Put it on private link and never came out.
Wow.
That's Jewish lawyer screaming the N-word at me in the morning.
I was bugging.
He's talking about shooting niggas.
That is what he said.
He said that exact thing.
And I'm just like,
it's literally like nine in the morning.
Gleash just put me on conference call with his lawyer.
And that's what his fucking lawyer says.
I'm like,
holy fuck this guy's so like old and out of touch that he doesn't even know he's not supposed to say that
and then he came and then he came back what like two years later with calliucci's and she just
sat in the corner and did not say a word the entire time and that chair sucks it's so uncomfortable
it was a stool that was the yeah she was in a stool everybody else had mics including like
some of the people weren't even really talking and shit i was thinking like nobody else should
have been at the table except for me you gleesh and calliuchis people really were mad at
Bluetooth in that interview.
I remember from the comments,
which I always found Bluetooth fucking hilarious.
He was like, he was just talking like this all the time.
And it was like, what the fuck?
Wait, what were they mad about his voice?
Did he have you ever heard Bluetooth before?
Like, if you never heard Bluetooth before,
you might not be ready for it.
You might not know that you're getting.
He talks like this.
That gravel talk, bro, that gravel pit.
Shut up Bluetooth, bro.
He's the homie, man.
He's the homie, man.
He's wrapped up in that fucking, uh,
that Cocoa Bread, fucking Jamaican truck
that was always on Melrose.
I forget if it's his fan.
family or his friends or whatever.
Island to Patty.
Island to Patty Hut.
I.
Had it?
Island to table.
I don't know.
Shout out to them.
Island to table.
Patty Hut.
I cannot get those things unless they have mazrella in it.
I just can't.
I can't do the ground beef.
The cheese ones are good.
I need cheese in it.
Get to spicy beef of cheese all day.
I do.
It seems really dry without cheese.
That's what I'm saying.
But that's the default.
That's how most people get it.
Yeah, that is how most people get it.
Put some mayo in my shit.
Okay, now you get this on some white.
Garlic aoli.
This nigga just said, put some mayo and my fucking beef patty.
I'm just telling you.
I need some tang in there.
Pause, but I just,
that's like the least tangy sauce.
Bro, I ain't telling Jamaicans how to live their lives or nothing.
I'm just saying from my taste buds, my palate.
Go ahead and throw some bruchetta in there too.
Hit me with some salsa.
I don't care.
There's all kinds of shit.
Spicy mayo.
Why not?
I just, I need something in there.
This nigga's crazy.
No.
You couldn't send anything.
No, no, no.
There's like one Jamaica guy yelling at the screen.
Like, what the fuck, man?
Nah, nah, la, I'm gonna come clean.
I was off to Zan.
He just broke his TV.
No, listen, I was off to Zan in New York one time.
Just wandering around somewhere I should not have been.
Wow.
Late at night.
And I got the cocoa bread with the, with the beef patty in, with the cheese.
And, like, my mouth was so dry and dehydrated from being off the Zan.
That, like, I just.
took one big ass bite and it couldn't even go down.
Did you have all like corrupt or I was?
I 100% know what you're talking about it.
I'm embarrassed.
Oh my God.
That should have been where no Bev came from.
Exactly.
I stay with a gallon, but when you want the Zans,
you really need to stay with a gallon because that's should be.
No, stay away from the Zans kids.
No, yeah, yeah.
But, but, you know,
reminded me of a dark period in my life when I was just.
Nah, you know what was the crazy thing I ever seen the niggado do off the Zan?
the same same situation
the homie dehydrated mouth all white
he goes in a 7-11
gets a jumble whatever
glizzy puts a chicken tequito
on top of glizzy
no condiment no cheese
no nothing just takes a dry
ass bite and almost chokes the death
it's disgusting
like Bev is serious
Bev can be a life or death situation
my name I feel like that could have been avoided if you were to like
cut open the tequito and then
sort of like wrap it around the glizzy
Point Rees pour like some chili cheese on top of the tequito glissies situation.
Or like anything. Many a night.
Who puts a tequito on top of meat and bread?
Who is this?
Many a night I have pulled up to the 7-Eleven and got the fucking the ground beef dog,
the burger bite dog or whatever the fuck it's called.
And then also another hot dog and both of them would get hit with hell of ketchup and hell of cheese out the machine.
Maybe have like, you know, a little bag of cheese.
bag of cheese cheese that's on the side
Are you saying in the same bun?
No, no, two different dogs.
Two glissies share in one bun.
That was my meal at 7-11
like when I would just pull up for dinner
quite often because before Uber eats
and Postmates it was much more unlimited
in terms of like where you could really.
Unless you're going to do delivery
and delivery seemed like some rich shit
like my whole life until like the past few years.
Or unless you were in New York.
We weren't ordering delivery that often.
Or unless you're on in fucking New York.
Yeah, the only delivery was fucking pizza.
In New York even I didn't order delivery.
I just fucking, the only places that I would eat lunch
or dinner or whatever at
where like places within like a block or two of my apartment.
Like the bodega.
Yeah, but even that closed at a certain point.
Imagine putting the glizzy on top of a pizza from 7-Eleven.
Oh, the pizza is so foul.
I look at it every time I go in there
and I really want to know who's going to get those orange chicken
on the kebab sticks.
I've never seen that one.
Ew.
Not a not.
I had some friends that swore by the pizza.
We would like drive all the table to get the pizza.
I can't out back bowl because I've,
I'm like, why are we doing this?
It's disgusting. It is disgusting.
Don't they sell a full pizza for five bucks?
Yeah.
That's disgusting.
That's like,
that's like vegan lifestyle.
That goes against nature.
Began has definitely consumed that pizza many times.
Shout out to Brandon Began.
Shout out to Brandon Began.
No, you know what was crazy?
When I was on tour with fucking awful records,
nigger,
we were on the East Coast and we had Jamaican patties at 7-Eleven.
And they were busing.
I never seen that.
There was no cheese option, though.
Damn, 7-11 is reactive right there.
They're paying attention.
on the street and they're going to have falafel balls
and shit. It was buzzing. I went
I walked back to get another one.
7-11 is evolving. I had no idea.
Maybe it's, yeah, maybe they have different
boots at different places because
in Japan they have the little
rice balls. Overseas. Oh, overseas.
Japan? Do they have dog balls? You can get all kinds
of crazy shit. They have dog balls? Yeah.
Yeah, I love them.
You're just hitting her with
like the fucking shittiest, lame as racist
stereotypes. You're really feeling
yourself today, huh?
Dude, I'm in a good mood today.
I'm in a risked my life to get here.
A little too good.
I risked my life and freedom to get here.
I better appreciate me.
Oh, thank God.
Yeah, we actually, like, really never know what version of house foam we're going to get
because his emotional state is constantly being controlled by pharmaceuticals.
Yeah.
We never know.
Laura shakes her head.
Yeah.
Because she watches this shit.
She does the timestamps.
She's super clued in.
Sometimes you guys are just so invariably boring that I'm just like,
we're boring?
I'm just like, oh, we're boring?
I'm fascinated.
at all times.
I'm not born. Yeah,
Cam girl?
Yeah, dude.
So this girl shit
on my fucking
fucking me
one time
and then we fucking
and me and lit up
playing with the cat.
And then
Nick Cannon
interviewed
An Nazi.
That is crazy.
I want to talk
about that.
And then I did a
fucking flip
on my stick thingy.
Oh, fuck you.
You know,
and then I fucked
three girls in two hours.
The story
about me getting
poop on my knee,
I got told
that was a good story.
To stop saying,
stuff like that because realistically
I should be helping to keep the fantasy
alive in the porn content.
No, I think that that's great. People don't necessarily
like people in porn don't really talk about that kind of stuff
and it makes sense because it's like, that
is kind of like the sort of thing you would keep
secret. Does that make her less hotter because she shit
it on your knee? I feel like some people might feel like
that. Myself personally, I'm proud to have had her shit
on my knee and I would love to have a shit on my knee
again. It's very you. It's very on
brand. I'll put my knee
in her asshole.
Dilate that shit. I gave her, I gave her
One hug and I talk about it all the time.
Really?
Yeah.
People ask me all the time.
Like,
you put me on with her.
Like,
help me.
She stopped me and your rapper friend from fighting.
I guess it's not your friend anymore.
Really?
Yeah.
She like,
Oh,
yeah,
that's cool.
Broke me away from the situation.
Yeah,
I thought it was like a porn scene.
Former rapper.
I thought we were.
Yo,
no,
no,
no,
okay.
He did a song with Housephone's favorite rapper.
Oh, my God.
I'm sitting at the crib.
Blassey sends me a link
and it says,
he who shall not be named
featuring R.M.C. Mike
and I'm like, no.
Anyway, I was like, what?
Should I know? I don't know.
Yes, you should know.
That's why I need to do this Flint blog, bro.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to Flint.
Anyway, you're going to Flint.
You keep saying that, you don't follow up on it.
Because every time I try to do something here,
you guys don't support me.
Oh, come on.
Yuri has been fucking editing
the streetwear review for three weeks.
And he barely got, he barely
got me talking lined up.
Wow.
Laura, I don't even talk to you about this, Laura.
What did she say?
You're not even a part of this, Laura.
She's there has nothing to do with you going to Detroit.
I love you. I don't want to argue.
Laura's getting worked up over there.
I like that.
Yeah, I love it.
Laura's energy today is on 100.
She said, she's maybe a heart symbol with her hands.
I'm going to just communicate with Laura only.
I'm sort of a gang symbol.
I'm going to communicate with Laura only and me and Laura will get everything dark.
That would definitely be the best person to do that way.
That's a fact, actually.
That's a whole little hive of feminism over there.
You see those three?
I love it.
We got all shades too.
It's only a matter of time until they just take over.
We're not allowed to do the podcast anymore.
Wait, what shirt is it?
Oh, is that Obama?
No, it's Eminem.
She has like 18 Eminem shirts.
And don't make money for that.
Why did I think Obama was Eminem?
I love a stand.
What did I think Eminem was Obama?
They're kind of the same person, honestly.
What?
I feel like I know them on the same level of complexity.
I feel like I haven't even met Shorty in the middle,
but I feel like she dresses exactly like me as a female person.
Shout out Bashee.
Shout out Bashee.
Shorty in the middle.
I have that same shirt and those same shoes.
And then Yassie, the newly lit Yassi.
Yassi stole my fucking hoodie, but shout out to Yassie.
How did you steal your hoodie?
Yes, his DMs look like the Rock Nation brunch.
In my unreleased streetwear review that Yeri still is editing.
He does take forever to edit.
I would like to hear his version of that.
He's like, oh, whoa.
Well, we have to go to a haunted house.
Yassie is wearing a hoodie from the fucking.
From the unreleased streetwear.
review that I filmed that Uri is still editing.
Right.
I think that the news stories need to be re-edited as well.
Whatever.
We're figuring out.
I'm actually coming in tomorrow to do a new one.
We're going to figure this out.
You're going to do a new one even though they haven't edited the first one.
Damn, son.
Where'd you find this?
I also want to announce that AD's podcast at 6 p.m. tomorrow is with Sada Baby.
So if you want to see those two get into extreme depth, also shout out to Yuri getting
bumped because Yuri was going to be on it
for some reason.
Kik him the fuck off.
AD is fascinated by Yuri
and really wanted to like ask him a lot of
questions about his life. That would have been great.
I think he's never met anyone like Yuri in his life.
No, no, no, no. Aides, Sada Baby and Yuri.
No, I hate that. I don't know.
Yassie and Yari both occupy
the same space of feminine energy.
I don't know if we could really like double
up, you know. No, Yassie is definitely much
more dominant than
Oh, yeah.
1,000%. I would honestly
think that Yassie could take Yuri in a
fight. I think Yassie could pretty much do anything in life better than Yuri.
Including just being Yuri.
Josh looked up, calculated in his head, said yes.
Yeah, Josh thought about it for like five seconds.
Josh has very little faith in Yuri's common sense. Last night I click on fucking, I click on
Yuri's live stream and it's Yuri in his apartment with his girlfriend, taking shots and
carving a dick into a pumpkin. And then he was like, I'm going to fuck this later on tonight.
Grow up, Yuri. Yeah, he was making that.
And he had her face.
She's very,
Yuri's sweet,
kind, young girlfriend.
She gets a fucking orange with,
I think Jiz leaking out of it.
No,
it was just an orange.
Okay,
she gets an orange
painted on her entire face
by Yuri.
I didn't get that deep into it.
No,
that's just a thing that happens.
He showed me the photo.
I don't know if it's out
for the public yet.
No,
no,
no,
no,
no, it's an orange,
I think.
I watched her,
I watched her paint him
like a raccoon or some shit.
Super racist,
by the,
way.
Somehow the raccoon, the whole animal is racist.
Now, I don't know what animal was, but she painted him some type of animal, and then
he was like, oh, what should I paint her, guys?
An orange, no.
Somebody from the No Jeopard account said an orange.
Serious question, is Zig Zagoon canceled as well?
Huh?
Some Pokemon.
I think I know what that is.
Oh, it's a good-looking Pokemon.
It runs around a circle, yeah.
I think it was like, what should I?
Pay work, guys.
I don't know anything.
What the fuck?
I hate that Yuri is like the office punching bag, and he seems like he likes it,
but what if he cracks one day and turns out of the Joker?
I've asked him.
I've asked him.
Do you think Yuri could be the Joker?
He's definitely cracked.
He's cracked plenty of times.
A few times.
It's not on you.
How do you crack?
He's yelled at both of us before.
Oh, really?
Well, really more at Kim, not really at me.
Oh, easy.
Easy target, huh?
He thinks that my feminine energy cannot match his.
No, I tried to, I try to,
I tried to, like, give him, like, life advice or something.
And he was like, what do you know?
What do you know?
You bought a bitch shoes.
He was like, you bought a girl some fucking Blentziagas.
Well, at least that's one thing he has going for him is he is not buying
Balenciagas for girls that he just met.
I had just met her.
Calm down.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
The most wretched thing I've watched on your life stream is him doing like an IQ test.
Oh, God.
I was like, oh, my God.
What did you score?
I love to know.
It was, like, very low.
You probably was drunk as shit taking it's smoking blunts and taking dabs.
I'm not going to lie.
The funny thing is me and Blasey actually took the same IQ test and I scored Einstein.
Really?
And Blasey scored like Benjamin Franklin.
They don't.
And then he scored like E T or something.
They don't give you an actual score.
No, it gives you a score and then it gives you like what you are.
I'm Einstein.
I was thinking about buying a Tesla.
I thought about it, but I don't want to do that charging thing.
And then I mean, I guess you could do the charging thing.
at home.
Yeah.
But that's like an extra like 20 grand.
But then I was talking to the guy and the Tesla.
You could do it here every week.
What do you mean?
They have it right out there allegedly.
I don't know where the fuck it is.
And you live right by USC.
There's plenty of them everywhere.
But how many how many like things are at the station?
I don't look for it so I feel like I don't notice them.
There's a lot of them.
You would be really blessed because you have the fucking whole Tesla place.
I'm right by SpaceX.
And I do a lot of research.
I've been looking this up for like a year and a half.
I don't know.
I want to do the Tesla thing.
You have to get a brand new one though.
the warranty because if you have an older one where the super charge warranty like is ran out
and you can only regular charge is literally the worst pain in the ass it will take you it would
take you all day to charge your car do you buy your no you did the bm is is it true that bmWs are
the most expensive cars to maintain like the parts and shit just like in general i don't think so
no because the most expensive cars to maintain are going to be like fucking Lamborghinis and like
crazy sports cars and shit right i've been a lot of research because i want to get a BMW or my
parents are just like get a Lexus because they're so
Lexuses are good and I just saw
Alexis IS 250 I'm like
Why do your parents want you to get a Lexus
What are they planning for you?
They're very Asian and like it's a
It's Toyota's the most reliable
cars. It's like the luxury
Toyota and like my mom has had Alexis for 12 years
Never broke once. Rees was talking about getting
Alexis too they're the second most reliable
car after Toyota and it's the same company
What do your parents think of your relationship
You're dating the streetway
designer who works for V-Lone.
If only my mom understood what V-Lone is.
I'm going to talk to her.
I'll explain.
Please no, you can never meet her.
Her mom wears the La Ropa shirt that says pussy builds strong bones all the time.
She has no idea what it says.
Are you serious?
Every time I come over there.
Every time he comes after this podcast is to do with the live stream and she's visiting.
She's at the crib, chill in and she's wearing that shirt.
Shout out Leropa for the hat, you know what I'm saying.
Pussy builds strong.
She likes that shirt because she said she likes the material.
It's very thin.
Wow.
They gave me one of those shirts to give to Lina like two years ago.
Wow.
I don't want Lennon to think the pussy builds strong bones.
It's like women empowerment message, bro.
You know what I just found out?
I forgot.
What?
I love how you always talk about like not switching subjects randomly.
We were talking about something.
You were like, I want to test.
I don't really have anything to offer about the shirt that Kim's mom was wearing.
Although I was interested in what your mom thinks of your relationship.
Yeah, yeah.
No, you didn't let me finish.
Okay.
That was me.
I'm sorry.
What does she think of?
She likes him.
She's met him a lot of times.
He's very, very sweet to her.
How do they speak?
Because he doesn't speak English.
He speaks Spanish.
Google Translate.
They go back in forth with the app.
And he's like gang signs.
Does he bow with her?
No, because he's not racist.
Oh.
She brought us coffee the other day and I was like, oh, thank you.
You just did that without thinking?
And then when he was, and then he does, and then he changes his voice.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my God.
I did not mean to do a little.
purpose. I swear to God.
Thank you. It just came out. I was like, oh, thank you. You don't have to do that.
Like, I took the coffee and bowed with it. But isn't that kind of respectful? Because if he just
treated her like one of his homies, he's like, ah, appreciate you family. Hey.
I'm like, all right, good looking.
Hey, yeah. I did the whole thing. Like, you know, I see Sada Baby doing all kinds of weird
handshakes or shit. Are you and Sada Baby are going to become new bus friends?
Blood and Chris.
Honestly, I love that.
Right.
I don't know. I mean, I think them doing a basketball podcast.
together seems like a great idea because they both feel
incredibly passionate about it. And it's no
jumpers and basketball. I know. Them listening
to them talk about basketball
made me really want to get into basketball at 36.
And also sports gambling
makes me want to get into basketball. Yeah.
Spend that money. You know?
Yeah, just lose some money. Go put some fucking
awful idea. Go compete
with all these expert gamblers who are
setting the lines. Fuck it. Just guess, bro.
Yeah. You'll get lucky sometimes.
Sometimes they lose. Do like a fucking five-weight
parlay and just lose them all my money.
Remember all that shit about Michael Jordan
And his like gambling fucking addiction?
That documentary did not convince me
That Michael Jordan had a gambling problem
It seemed to me like he was losing a pretty
moderate amount of money overall
You got to look into like the real like
The documentary about Michael Jordan is not going to tell you
His badass gambling problem
That's probably sure
You gotta look into the deep YouTube
Yeah doing like million dollar fucking golf games and shit
That's fucking crazy
Was he even that good to do million dollar golf games?
He's like a fucking billionaire
Fuck it, man.
Yeah, he's like,
he's like Dan Bozerian,
like tricking everyone
thinking he's...
A million is fucked up.
That could...
That, like, is one of the rare stakes
of, like,
playing or betting
that you could just all of a sudden
just not be a billionaire
anymore and that would be
pretty unfortunate.
Think about how much,
like,
he only gets, what,
like 2% royalties
from his shoes or something.
He's still...
He doesn't, like,
co-owned?
Fuck, no.
That's a co-own that shit,
doesn't he?
No, it's fully owned by Nike?
Bro, he gets like,
I think 5%
royalties? I'm going to dig into Michael Jordan's
business. I think it's my fucking business.
I want to be deeply involved in this shit.
I'll tell you right now. I'll tell you right now.
Like how much percentage he gets?
I watched this whole documentary on the few thing.
Hey, Siri.
How much percentage does Michael Jordan
get of Jordan brand?
I think phrases it so poorly.
She's talking about.
She has no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
But, but hold on.
What percentage of Jordan brand does Michael Jordan
know? I'm just telling you how like a non.
A non-robot would probably say it.
He single-handly made Nike cool at that time
because apparently it was all Adidas or Reebok or some shit.
Michael Jordan has made over $1 billion.
And they spelled Nike wrong with that.
Does Michael Jordan own Jordan own Jordan brand would be a good thing to click.
He doesn't own it.
No, just.
He gets a percentage of the revenue.
It had the answer right there.
Why just swore past it?
That's a lot of percent.
That's like the highest percent.
Yeah.
That's nothing.
I still don't see anything on here that clarifies what we're talking about, although they're screaming 10% of this.
Yeah, where do you guys get 10?
Why do we care at all?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
Because that's hell of important.
Because it's like, it's like, that's why Kanye is like preaching for ownership and Kanye is like fighting like until I'm on the board.
I'm not, I'm wearing air Jordans and shit.
Kanye just posted like a graphic that makes it look like he's polling at like 26% in Kentucky or some shit.
I don't know what the fuck he's trying to pull off with this here.
But there's tons of people looking.
And the percentages make no fucking sense.
It says Trump 2%.
And then it's like Kanye 25%.
I'm like, what is this?
What do you?
Okay.
Everybody's reacting to it like it's just real.
You're trying to graze over the point of what I'm saying is it's important because
these black men are so important to the culture and to these fucking items that would not be selling without them that they should be getting a proper.
But you get what you negotiate.
If anybody in these situations, if Michael Jordan wanted to break off and start his own shoe company, he has done the math and decided that that's not what he wants to do.
Yeah, but no.
one would take no one would fucking take a random 2020 Jordan that was not designed by tinker
hartfield or some of these great shoe designers i mean michael jordan could leave and do his own thing
conya could leave and do his own thing they've chosen not to they the deals that they have are the deals
that they negotiated so i don't feel bad for him at all how is connie not done his own thing because
remember when that was proposed and he was like no you can't do it unless you have the corporations
to back you or whatever right you remember when he was saying all that shit
I mean you can't get to the level of those corporations without working with
total bullshit I know tons of people started clothing companies and built them to crazy
but they Ralph though look at like he said look at Ken Block he starts DC from fucking nothing
builds into this gigantic who the fuck is wearing DCs bro right but DC is like technologically done
basically what Nike is done they didn't take it technologically as far as Nike but he built that
from scratch why the fuck couldn't Kanye do the same thing are you really just trying to put
DC on the level of Nike I know DC's not as cool as Nike but they're not about cool
Look at the clothing company that he built.
Look at the sneakers that he built with DC
and how far he was able to take that brain.
He built that out of nothing.
Why could Kanye not do that?
Zoomies.
Where did Nike and Adidas sell?
Fucking foot locker.
It's exactly the same thing.
How is it any different?
You're completely missing the point of what I'm saying on purpose.
No, I'm saying because like, like,
there's no way that you could actually be this dumb.
DC as a brand made high quality shoes at a certain point.
Why could Kanye not have done the same thing?
We know tons of people.
Look at fucking Keith Huffegel.
He started a fucking huge shoe company out of nothing.
Rest and peace.
But look at his sneaker company that he created out of nothing.
But his shit was the fuck couldn't Kanye West do the same thing.
He's Kanye West.
He could have done the same thing.
He wanted the easy entry point into making.
And granted,
he's done great things with Adidas.
But at the end of the day,
the deal you signed with Adidas,
what you can negotiate with Adidas is what you're going to get.
But that's why he went to Adidas.
You can start your own brand.
There's nothing stopping you.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You know that's why he went to it.
Adidas because they were giving him more creative freedom, more, more.
And at that time, he was excited to take that deal with Adidas.
And now apparently it's not good enough.
You get what you negotiate.
I do not feel bad for your billionaire house that you're not happy with your deal all of a sudden.
Nobody's asked for sympathy.
But at the end of the day, if you bring like a brand like Adidas that was like doing really
bad and Nike is shitting on them to like, you know, easy jumping over the jump man,
quote unquote and all that shit, you should be able to read.
negotiate. He can.
I think. He can and he presumably
has. Why would he not?
He said, I am, I am wearing
Adidas until I get on the board.
It's social media theatrics
because in reality, behind the scenes,
the contracts are being negotiated
in, you know, by lawyers.
He's just whiling out on social media.
Yeah, because he, I mean, number one, he's out
of his goddamn mind and I don't feel scared to say that.
But then number two, he just
doesn't, like, he knows what he's doing.
He gets to shape the public narrative.
in a way that the CEO of Adidas
doesn't because the CEO of Adidas
if he went on Twitter and said anything that was
1% as crazy as shit that
Kanye says every day, then he would
be canceled and he'd be looked at like a fucking blithering
idiot. But Kanye, because he's Kanye,
gets to say all the craziest shit that he wants
on social media. And I mean,
granted, like a lot of people do think that he's completely
out of his fucking mind. But he gets to
do battle in this way. I think you're out of your
mind for making the fucking comparison to
DC to Nike. I think that the fact that
you're so blind to consume
That you can't see that they're both just brands that people started that make clothing and make shoes.
Yeah, but they're on completely different level.
They're on completely different levels.
Of noticeability of sales.
It's like you're just really intensely like wanting to not get the obvious fact that I'm making.
They're both shoe companies dummy.
Yeah, but DC is down here and Nike is up here.
But they're only seen in those different lights because the people who.
It's not seen in the right.
It's facts.
Okay.
They are sales.
It's marketing.
It's brand.
But they're both brands that human beings started and were able to grow.
You're trying to break it down to the most basic concepts.
What does Ken Block have that Kanye West doesn't?
He started with actually nothing.
Kanye West is a billionaire and can do whatever the fuck he wants in terms of starting
his own clothing company because we've seen so many people do it.
What's the difference between Keith Huffnagle and Kanye?
Keith did it by himself, started his own company with no fucking money.
Kanye had a ton of money and still wants us to think that he couldn't start a shoe company
without Adidas, it's fucking bullshit
and the fact that people buy into it is
hilarious. Because it's so
stupid. Don't buy into his fucking soft stories. I'm
talking to someone who literally has no ideas about shoes
and anything like that. You don't have to know anything
about shoes. I'm like, why do I even argue?
You're making yourself look so bad.
DC and Nike are both shoe companies.
They're not on the same level. I would never be in the same level.
It doesn't matter. The person running it, I agree with you.
Why are you making this point that has absolutely
Absolutely nothing to do with what I'm saying.
You keep saying the same thing.
What do you think is the difference between...
Anyway, can we move to the next shoes?
Can we move to the next subject?
I'm really disappointed in your ability to communicate in this example for the record.
But, okay, let's move on.
Let's move on.
You sound so stupid, dude.
Because Kanye has hella fucking bread.
And like, he could have to, like, I think that...
I think that...
I think he just did it.
He has hundreds of millions of dollars.
I'm not saying how he got the money.
I'm not saying how he got it.
I'm just saying,
he's rich. He was rich when he started easy. And I just feel like he didn't want to invest his
own money into it. But he didn't have to invest his own money into it. There's a million
fucking companies that would love to invest in Kanye West starting a shoe company.
Well, that's if you if you don't partner with the biggest brand. Okay. Because then you own. Because then you
don't own it. Because then you own all of it. Yes. If you start it from scratch, then you get to own it. And
then you get to act like a crazy person who owns this crazy man. This is before. If you're
partnering with Adidas, then you have to deal with Adidas controlling and owning the brand.
Also, was this not the time, sorry that we're not ending this conversation, but wasn't this the time when he was like, I'm 100 million in debt and Zuckerberg helped me out or some shit?
Right.
Well, he did say that.
But even Kanye West being in debt when you're as rich and as powerful as Kanye West, being in debt, you still can get more into debt.
You could still borrow tons of money and do all kinds of shit, especially when he could drop an album at any given moment and get like $10 million immediately, you know?
But listen, you also have to realize this is before he like really proved himself and before like these shoes went so viral.
and sold the fuck out.
I've just already given you a bunch of examples of people who didn't prove themselves
and didn't have money but created huge clothing brands.
Yeah, and that's why they stayed on the fucking shelf bottom level.
What you think of D.C. and how D.C. went as a brand is fine.
But I fondly remember a period of time where D.C. was an incredible brand and made
1993.
Was a huge brand.
I would not maybe say the same thing.
Look at fucking vans.
Vans created their shit out of nothing.
There's so many examples of people who were able to do this that,
idea that Kanye needed to partner with Adidas to start a fucking shoe company is stupid.
If you buy into that narrative, you are stupid.
Like, I think you guys are arguing two different points.
You're saying that he shouldn't have to partner with someone because then he'll keep 100% of the brand.
I think him partnering was probably a great idea.
But then he has to deal with the fact that you don't own 100% of it.
And you get that you have to answer to the rich white guys who own the company.
It wouldn't have gotten that big.
You're arguing of the noticeability of the brand.
He's arguing that Adidas is cooler than D.C.
Which no fucking shit.
Everybody with eyeballs can tell that.
He wouldn't have gotten this big.
He wouldn't have had the resources.
He wouldn't have had like the designers.
It would have gotten that big.
He could have made it huge because I've already listed to you a bunch of people with way
less money, way less resources, way less taste.
And that did it.
And that's why it stayed on the small level that it was on.
But it's Kanye was.
What do you want to do?
Do you want to partner with Adidas and make the biggest fucking brand in the world?
Or do you want to start it from?
scratch yourself and have to actually learn
and go through all the processes that
Adidas and Nike have already done that you get
to skip if you partner with them.
You know what that's like? Not to mention distribution, not to mention
advertising, everything else that they have
mastered because they're the biggest sneaker companies in the world.
That's like saying,
oh, do you want to partner with no jumper or do you
want to start your own podcast? Great point.
Exactly. Exactly. Anyone, I would
say the same thing to. I'm going to partner with no jumper.
I'm not going to fucking. I don't have
Yuri at home setting up TTS or whatever.
You can't bitch about it later.
Well, we do every week, so.
We do, bitch.
Right, but if you started, like, you know.
Give me a percentage.
Give me a percentage of no jumper.
Give me exactly 12%.
We're like, oh, my God, like, I can't believe.
Like, that would be the same thing as you acting like, oh, you know, like.
Okay, I get your point, but you, you not get it my point, so that's okay.
No, your point is so obvious that I would never even argue with it.
Yes, I know that Adidas is cooler than D.C.
I still believe that D.C. had a fucking, a prime time when they were really fucking big.
We know that.
And I think with the right marketing, with the right people involved in it,
DC, if they made the right moves,
would have been able to get to the level of a fucking Adidas or Nike theoretically
if they had actually done all the right things.
The only reason we put Adidas and Nike in the category that we put them in
is because they made all the right moves to dominate the fucking shoe market.
And I would argue that a big part of the reason why brands like, you know,
Etnese and D.C., etc., have a hard time competing even in skateboarding now
is because at a certain point Nike and Adidas came in and started
dominating the advertising,
dominating the athletes,
stealing everybody's team members and stuff.
And Nike's just did all this
ruthless as shit.
Look at BMX.
Nike came in BMX sponsored like four of the best riders
and basically just made all the other BMX shoe brands
look stupid, basically put them out of business
and then they kicked all the dudes off their team.
Is there a specific Nike like BMX shoe like a Nike SV?
Is there like cleats or something that's bottom?
Imagine if they did.
What do you think we're doing?
So you could grip onto the fucking wheel.
No, no, no, no, no.
Remember soaping?
Yes, we talk about soaping all the time.
I love it.
Nike soaping shoes?
Yeah.
Okay, that was a completely pointless argument.
I love this.
You ain't got no drip, Adam.
I don't want to hear what you got to say about nothing.
I'm wearing vans today.
I just wanted to point that out.
I'm wearing Lens and Roses.
Nike SBs.
Talk to me nicely.
Shout out to Slayer.
I've been listening to a lot of Slayer in the morning.
I really feel the Slayer is probably one of my favorite bands of all time.
Shout to Slayer.
I don't know anything about them.
They started playing a video automatically.
after one of their albums today while I was working out
and it was them in Egypt with pyramids
which reminded me that I wanted to mention
that I heard that Trisha Padas
I didn't watch it but she has a podcast with ASTR-H-H-R-R-R-No now
I heard that she said that she...
Oh, like a continual one?
Yes, that they do over and over
and I heard that because Lena watches
that Atlanta told me that Trisha Peta said
that she just found out Egypt is a real place.
I thought she was going to say that she like fucked
in front of the pyramid
I thought she like fucked up pyramid.
She better not do that.
Isn't Egypt of a Muslim country?
I don't think that's going to go over very well.
Isn't Slayer just a brand of a t-shirt?
I'm joking.
You would say that for sure.
Isn't BTS just behind the scenes?
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
I thought it was an army.
I hope we get canceled for that.
No, I'm just kidding.
I know what Slayers.
I've never heard a song, though.
Sorry.
I hope the BTS fans like hack your Instagram for it's on.
I hope, yeah, you, I still remember the disrespect you had towards BTS and my home country.
I did not disrespect.
Yes, you said that we were brainwashed.
Wait, never.
And so what?
Thinking that BTS was dope?
Yeah.
I honestly have never listened to them.
I would like to actually check it out.
No, you said that we're brainwashed because we have to go to the military.
I thought K-pop is Japanese.
Well, I do think like, forced.
The K stands for Japan?
Forced military service does seem kind of bad.
Yeah, but what if your country is in war?
I mean, that's cool.
I'm at war myself.
Who is South Korea at war with?
North Korea.
Oh, just, yeah, they just need to keep their shit off.
They can bomb them at any time when they have.
Yeah.
Bombs of a bad day.
But if Korea just came and linked with us and let us post up some of our troops in there.
Then we could tap all these little white boys coming through and protecting your country.
You won't have to make your people.
But I don't know why we would want that.
Tap, tap.
You can have your own army.
That's cool.
There is an American Korean alliance.
Technically, we're seen as like America's bitch.
I know absolutely nothing about world politics.
This is that American Korean alliance right here.
What are we talking about?
This is the American Korean alliance.
I want to talk about like the topics we bring it down.
Okay, well, if we're going to do that, I have to go take a piss because my fucking...
That's the purpose of this whole podcast, isn't it?
Just yell at each other?
That was kind of fun, honestly.
Cardi B. Titties being leaked.
Oh, yeah.
I was the one that were...
Cardi B. Titties being leaked.
I didn't know that happened until you sent that text and I looked it up and I was like,
do not pull up...
Can you pull it up off the screen?
Yes.
Wait, can you pull up Cardi B's tities off the screen real quick?
Yeah, not on live.
Just so I can evaluate the topic before we.
Very large.
The tities or the ariola?
Both.
I feel bad like examining him like that, but apparently that people are saying they got stretched because of pregnancy.
I mean, I've never been pregnant, so I don't know.
I'm not here to judge the tithe.
Yeah, I don't want to judge her nipples.
It's weird.
I'm just saying, shout out to Cardi B, free to nipples.
She has huge tits.
I think those tities were meant to like, you know, go somewhere sacred.
and it got leaked or whatever
she posted in an accident she said
something like that but shout out to the
goddamn accident oh Josh got
wait Josh I see the titty
Titty come on
Josh put it
Titty Titty Titty
Titty Titty
Titty
Look up Cardi B
Oh yeah alright
No no look up Cardi B
Nudes leaked and then look up like
Faptimometry or some shit
Okay I'm gonna be honest the whole time
When they said Vashty worked here
I thought they meant
like other Vashti
yeah I thought
because I've never met anyone else
I was like wow she works for no jumper now that's fire
give me that I was just don't have to talk about God damn it
I made decision last night
you're not sharing blunts anymore I'm not sharing
Blunts anymore because I fucking
just really like I went to a doctor
and she just was like
you're smoking you're still smoking
even in the middle of the pandemic and I'm like
she's like you sharing the blunts with
people I'm like what this is
is this woman.
I think she was Armenian,
honestly.
You've been on your
Armenian wave lately.
I see you.
Yo, I went to the fucking protest.
He's married to an Armenian person.
Yeah, so I got a rep.
She went to the protest?
She,
well, they were blocking Ventura
when I was on my way home.
And then I was just like,
bro, we got to go fucking investigate.
So we actually had to play Pokemon
because we had some research
that we needed to complete in the game.
Isn't like an Armenian icon or some shit?
And like a,
the woman of color?
I don't know that Armenian people
are necessarily eager to like own them having a popular porn star being of their community.
I don't know that they necessarily are like really having like a public discourse about it.
She definitely like will see like she'll go back to Glendale and she'll see like people at the
Starbucks who are like, oh, that's the girl.
Oh my God.
That's a girl.
But I don't think that they're like.
I don't know that she's like, you know, an Armenian icon just yet.
Although I think she should be.
I think she's an Armenian icon.
Right.
She is.
I'm an icon living.
I don't know that she's being accepted as one necessarily.
But I think that we just need to make the right moves.
We just like, you know, Mia Khalifa's like image in the Muslim community,
like her getting a lot of death threats and basically like people wanting to kill her.
Yeah.
I want that for Lennon.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
This is your whole ass wife.
I don't want to kill her.
But like if she were to become like very famous in the Armenian community, like that kind of,
that kind of attention would follow quickly because like they are.
are a rather conservative lot.
Maybe they're just not as cutthroat as the Muslims.
No, that's definitely real.
The Muslims definitely.
And Mia Khalifa was like 10 times more famous.
They've proven themselves.
Yeah, Mia Khalifa was huge.
But I think a big part of her becoming so huge was the controversy about her being
the first high-profile Muslim porn star.
Because then you have like 10 million fucking Arab dudes who are angry as fuck about it,
but then also beating off to it.
Yeah, they were definitely beating their dicks like, oh my good.
And then raging out against her in the comments.
Like, I will kill you.
I will kill you in the name of, okay, we should not.
I'm like, y'all, you guys feeling real comfy here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we should relax.
ISIS, I'm not involved in this.
No, no, this is my co-co.
No, this is not I.
No, no disrespect.
Shut up ISIS.
No, wait, I take that back.
Relize.
Mike Cannon interviewed a Nazi.
Adam watched it.
I didn't watch it.
It's not out yet.
You know all the Nazi dudes.
He's the top one.
He's like the most famous, like, American.
Why is there always the top one?
He's like the most famous like
American white power guy.
Is that the guy you told me about that one week
that house bone wasn't here?
No, that was a fuck,
I already forgot that guy's name.
That guy's a bozo though.
Richard Spencer's like actually smart and stuff
so that is why I'm worried about
Nick Cannon and him facing off
because I just, I don't want him to bamboozle
fucking Nick Cannon with a bunch of fancy stuff
but they seem like they're vibing in this clip.
Nick Cannon can't be bamboozled.
Bro, Nick Cannon does not seem like
he went into that interview with like an opposite
attitude. They seem like they're getting along fine, which is fascinating to me because
if I were to do a podcast with Richard Spencer, which I would absolutely not do, I would feel
like it was really like on me to try to like dismantle his world view for the fucking viewers.
Nick Cannon doesn't, I mean, I haven't seen it, but that one minute clip he posts it does not
seem all that confrontation.
Even his hair looks racist.
He's like one of the main ones who made that sort of haircut, the fashy.
I don't like it at all.
he's one of the main guys i honestly it's like see nick cannon as like a genuine person who
might just really have gone into it with the open mind to try to gain an understanding of
to try to have a relation uh conversation just another human i could genuinely see i definitely
believe that nick cannon is going into it with uh good intentions however i think that the past
however many years has sort of proven when you give people the platform you are helping them amplify
their views and at the end
of the day, like when you talk, when you
see a fucking Geraldo
talk about the fact that he used to have like
Nazis or Klan guys
come on a show and just argue with like random
activists or whatever.
Ultimately he walked away from that thinking
this is not good. This is not good for society
because at the end of the day, if that video
gets a million views and let's say
half the people who watch that video are white
and let's say that 1% of those
people think that Richard Spencer's arguments
are very attractive, I mean,
I mean, you could have just created a lot of people that all of a sudden are a lot more sympathetic to, you know, whatever the fuck, Richard Spencer is selling.
And ultimately, I just don't think, I think that not getting somebody like him a platform is the fucking better answer by far.
But, like, this is all, like, in reaction to Nick Cannon basically pissing off Jewish people via his conversation with Professor Griff.
Like, that conversation where, you know, Professor Griff basically, like, said a bunch of, like, sort of conspiracy theories about Jewish people, pissed off the whole Jewish community so much that Nick.
Nick Cannon lost his fucking Viacom deal.
That's crazy.
Now he's talking to someone who's like a much more,
like Richard Spencer is much more upfront about the fact that he's not a big fan of, you know,
non-whites and Jews and shit.
You think he would have learned this lesson?
I don't understand where the win could really be in this for Nick Cannon,
regardless of how the conversation goes.
But I mean, I'll be one of the first people to watch it because I can't believe he did it.
But based on the reaction that he is currently getting on Twitter,
I think there's a good chance that there are people in Nick Cannon's ear making the same
exact arguments that I'm making, but probably better, and I wouldn't be surprised if he chooses
not to drop it, which would probably seem like a big waste of time from Richard Spencer's perspective.
Everyone on Twitter is like, why the fuck would you do this?
Yeah, because we've had this conversation over the past however many years. I remember back in
2016, it was like there was a lot of like white power guys who are like getting a lot of attention
from the media and writing these articles about them and stuff. And I understand why, because
it is interesting. Like, how could somebody get to the point that this is their worldview?
I find it interesting for sure. But if you just take them and constantly
platform them and put them out there in front of the public, it's like, ultimately you're just
like spreading their ideas that realistically are probably pretty attractive to a certain
segment of like disgruntled white people who are sick of being told that they're responsible
for white privilege and they're benefiting from white privilege and they're like, well, what the
fuck? I live in a fucking trailer park.
Like, what the fuck did I do?
Yeah. How do I have white privilege? And then they hear Richard Spencer basically like selling them
on the idea that, you know, they haven't, you know, there's absolutely no argument to be
had there and I don't know. I have to hold my tongue fully until I see the interview because I really,
really am interested in what kind of conversation they had. Do you think he's really going to get
persuaded by Twitter to just not drop it at all if it gets that bad? I don't know. I mean, he did
delete the fucking Professor Griff one and I think every other interview he did prior to that because
when I went to watch the Professor Griff one and I watched like half of it and then I reloaded
and it was gone. He had also deleted the one with Tariq Nasheed, which I was definitely interested in
watching that one because Tariq is fucking.
wild and that one was gone too.
Aren't people like re-uploading shit like that though?
Like if you're someone like Nick Cannon, I feel like...
I guess.
There's probably some clip somewhere.
That's just not being scraped from the internet.
Hit the black web. I don't know.
I wouldn't be surprised if people
re-uploaded it somewhere.
Yeah.
The black web.
The black web is different.
The government tried to ban me from the black web.
The black web is just all black related content
that has been scraped from the internet.
The black web.
That would be a good like podcast network name.
Maybe.
Boom.
I can volunteer.
If you're going to start one.
The dark web.
Just call your fucking black,
some black shit that.
Some black shit.
Some black shit.
Some black shit.
You start like a black social network
and just call it the dark web.
That's clever.
The black web.
We need an all black podcast on here
and just call it some black shit.
And they just renounce me every week.
It's fucking colonist.
And they take over the colonizer.
Hold no jumper brand.
And they just.
Imagine it was taken over.
I love it.
Pulling up, pulling up the topics, okay, guys.
No, I want to talk about offset and Cardi B.
They're going to get back together.
What do you guys think?
I'm so happy.
Me too.
But also,
are we really confirming that they're getting back together
because they linked up for the B day on some drunk?
Listen, nobody wants to be with some new dick on their birthday.
Nobody.
So it's definitely a possibility.
And especially after he gets you a billboard with your fucking baby on it.
I've been back to some old hose before because birthday time rolled around and you just didn't want to be lonely.
You didn't want to be at the bar trying to scrounge up some people.
action at midnight on your birthday.
You tell a girl that it's your birthday when you're trying to take her home.
She's going to be like, you're a fucking loser.
You didn't have something lined up already.
I would feel that way.
I've hung out with girls on their birthday and then realize like you decided to go to the bar
on your birthday.
With me?
The bar with me who you just met on Tinder on your birthday?
You must be such a loser.
I have that.
I've never thought about it.
I mean,
I probably never done that,
but I've never thought about that.
I've had that.
You don't have friends or family?
What the fuck are you doing?
Maybe they just want some birthday dick.
Maybe they're lying about being their birthday.
Maybe they say this every night.
Yeah.
So they can get taken out to get free drinks and shit.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
And I'm a virgin.
Shut up.
Just tell every guy that.
I had a girl talking about she was a virgin back in the day.
She told me right after we thought she was like, by the way, I'm not a virgin.
I'm like, damn.
You really like.
Wait, like she was lying or she said that I just, oh.
Yeah, she was just like, I was just kidding.
I just said that to see, just, she wanted to see how I would act different.
I was.
I was definitely more excited.
Once I found that out, I'm like, wow, you really just decided to make history with me, huh?
This girl told me she was allergic to latex.
Oh, God.
Those sheepskin.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I was like, what am I supposed to do?
And then we just had sex with no condom and then she told me she was joking after.
Did you get like rashes?
No, that was fine.
That's a good lie, though.
That was fire, right?
You know what move?
I used to always.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what if that story was actually rose reverse and I just switched it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Did you?
You're lying?
No, I said what if it was rose reverse?
It sounds like a very slick line that a lot of guys would use.
That's funny that you just said, oh, ha, ha, that was a good lie when it was a girl.
But then I said if the rolls reverse, you guys were like, oh, that's disgusting.
Yeah, because I just assume that the girl's not as creepy as you are.
Yeah.
I didn't mean me, I meant just in general.
If the roll was reversed, how would that be dealt with that different?
Well, guys in general are just way, way, way creepier than girls.
But that's just crazy.
Like, I've seen the tone switch with you guys.
That was crazy.
Damn.
I think it's weird both ways.
I mean, I thought so too.
No, you were probably happy.
No, I laughed in the moment.
She's allergic.
No, no, I laughed in the moment and then I thought about it maybe like a year later.
Like, hold on.
That's fucking weird.
I was like weird.
No, I said it was weird for both.
I said it was weird for the girl.
I thought it was funny in the moment.
I was like 20.
And then I thought about it.
And I was like, wait, actually, that was kind of weird.
A lot of stuff seemed funny when you were 20.
That doesn't seem so funny anymore.
Right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What we're talking about?
Oh, yeah, Cardi's boobs leaked.
No, she's back with Offset
And her boobs leaked.
She's maybe back with Offset.
And she leaked the boobs.
And she stole Offsat's diamond out his earring while he was sleeping.
Really?
Bid it out?
No, but he lost it.
Somebody might have took it.
Well, she also bought her a Rolls Royce.
What if he got mad because he was like, oh, you don't want to be with me?
Leaked the boobs.
Definitely not.
I don't think that happened.
She was trying to divorce his ass.
He bought her a car.
She looked so drunk in that picture.
She definitely took a drunken picture and then posted it on accident.
If I was Cardi B.
She posted on her Instagram store.
Yeah.
If I was Cardi B,
there's probably a hundred photos in her camera roll
that make her boobs look a lot better than that.
That's like the worst.
It was like the worst,
like, sleepy time.
Did you see her face?
I'm trying to find this titty again.
It's hard to find.
I don't know if like Twitter blocked it
because she doesn't want people seeing it,
but I was searching Cardi B.
I found it in two seconds.
Really?
I just searched Cardi B nude leak.
And obviously I clicked a link
that was like Phapnometry.
Hasfos never going to find it because he doesn't have Twitter.
He's banned from the service.
I mean,
I just found out on Google.
He just clicked images.
It's not going to show up on images.
It just came out a couple hours ago.
He's definitely not going to be on images.
It's going to have lines over her boobs.
I mean,
it is kind of weird because, you know,
like,
I thought you saw it.
So many women.
Yeah, but hey,
we ever seen Cardi B's nipples on the internet before?
Because she was a stripper.
Yeah.
She did all the shit,
but I never saw her nipples, right?
No,
someone said me.
People were comparing like the nipple.
I don't know.
I hate that.
Has she been like fully naked?
Because I used to watch videos of her stripping back in the day
and jerk my little wiener off to it,
to be totally honest,
before she was a rapper.
Bro,
people sent me videos of her
like with her whole titty's out earlier today.
I got to go find them.
I don't know.
Has her nipples changed size?
Yeah,
they got bigger up.
They're saying because of pregnancy.
Yo, look.
Yeah,
yeah,
she just pulled in it up.
Look at all that.
Love that to the group chat.
That is not a great photo.
Do not send that to a group chat.
That seems like it's over the line.
He's telling her to throw her phone.
She looks in and like,
why would I throw my phone across the room?
Over like three cameras.
Yeah,
that sounds like a awful idea.
Do not point that at the screen.
Yo, she is,
she's,
Drunk as fuck.
Look at her face.
Tap the screen before it goes away
and you have to get the code from her.
Oh, okay.
That's all I needed to see.
What do you think?
I'm about to go home and load that up.
How you feel like,
do you think Offset's mad?
Like, damn, like,
I didn't want the world to see her titty.
So you think she was off.
Somebody slipped to Zan in her drink.
She's like,
she was drunk as fuck.
How do you just tap the screen and posted?
I don't understand how that happened.
I feel like she was just drugging,
like kind of what, like,
accidentally on purpose doing it.
Like,
me troll like no but if she
if party B wanted the world to see her boobs
she would have presented them in a much more appetizing
manner than that but I feel like she was
so drunk she was like ha ha
I don't believe I don't think there's a possibility
that she's drunk how do you
how do you fuck up that bad there's a lot
of different swipy and clicky
steps you have to do to post something
bro and when you're off the Zan like
that why do we think she's off the Xanax
I'm just looking her face I'm just a fucking around
look at her face you dealing with some long
ass T-D offset
doesn't normally post on his
Instagram story that much, but he's just out
here with like a fucking 10 minute story
of him just sitting there,
just watching her dance her ass up.
She's drinking Corona. She's having a great time.
It was actually kind of fascinating to see
her in that, like to see her
that raw and uncut for that long
because I just haven't seen that, especially from his perspective.
Now he's back in her good graces.
And he's flexing it on
you haters. Everybody who swam
in her DMs, hey Fredo Bang,
I know you were in her DMs,
look at me I'm back
I wonder if offset's gonna kill Fredo Ban
when he sees him not kill but wait
damn Fredo Bang was pressing the issue that hard
Fredo Bang was up in her DM saying
You know I love you yeah
There's so many rappers being like oh I'm gonna
Whatever what I'm gonna
Who else though because I feel like a lot of people
Do not want to play with offset
You can't play with C
Especially since they back on good terms apparently now
Oh they are I was about to say people
People didn't really cover the fact that they're back on good terms
But they've been posting shit like
Buddy Buddy Buddy so
It's a family
It's a family.
My name P.
Coach K, let him know.
My name P, we're a family.
We're a family.
I'm a family man.
What else are we talking about?
We talked about Cardi B.
Her boobs and her marriage, possibly.
There's some boobs in this house.
I don't know.
Do we want to talk about five a yo?
Yes, what do you mean?
Beating up a pregnant girl.
No, no, no, no.
I said that to my girl and I said,
I'm a good guy.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's like you compare yourself to like,
Stop this.
Stop this black man slander.
I saw a hello Yaseen video before I left the crib.
How was that?
On the paperwork, it said nothing about a woman being beaten.
It doesn't say anything about women and pregnant.
I don't know where that came from.
Like, did Shade Room post up first?
That did just pop up.
Yassine is, I mean, why would they just make it up out of thin air?
Shade Room knows what they're doing.
They know that they get sued.
But Yasein pulled up the document with his name where he got a
pressed it. It said nothing about
one.
Did it say anything about who the
victim was? We got to ask hello
Yaseen. Let's call him in. I
asked him what Racy was and he
told me he's keeping that close to his chest.
His name is Yassine. It was a conversation
in the Noghber group chat about
exactly what his racial composition is
and I asked him. And he's done face reveals.
No, I've seen him but I have no idea
what race he is. What's that one
nigga from the cartoon that used to like be in the
jungle and shit? And George.
Georgia, Tarzan?
Tarzan. He looks like Tarzan. He has long
hair and shit. And he's like
tan. Tarzan is like defined
by being really muscular. He seemed like
climbing on trees. I thought he was skinny.
I didn't see him as like a buff. He looks
like, he sounds like a nerd, but he looked
like a buff, like model nigga
with long hair. Everyone was clowning that
picture that he posted. George.
It was him with long hair. He was saying like.
He looked like, fucking Tariff out for that tree.
I don't know. He's slowly becoming a more and more
permanent fixture in my YouTube subbox.
Kim does not fuck with it the way he speaks about women.
Yeah, I mean,
we're going to talk about it?
Go in.
Oh, my God.
Speak your truth.
Why do you hate women?
Period.
Sorry.
I mean, I think he took the most pro-Torri-Lanes,
anti-Mexostan stance of anybody that I've seen.
That and it's like any time he,
a woman is brought up, he just shits on them.
Really?
That's a part of his culture, Kim.
Oh my God.
You guys already.
All right.
I'm not condoning that statement.
It's a part of his culture.
Wow.
Arranged marriage.
What other girls did he go on?
Stop shooting on women.
Every fucking girl.
Megan the stallion.
Anytime.
Any, listen to what.
She's like, she's a female rapper.
We don't want to hear it.
Listen to when he talks about the XXL freshman list.
And Mulato, he talks about Mulado.
I never heard this girl.
And why would I listen to a female rap?
What if he really feels like that?
Then why does he hate women?
I mean, what if that's his brand?
He's just decided I'm the answer.
a girl rapper guy.
I mean, sure, that could be your,
that could be your brand.
I'm not.
I haven't noticed him talking, like,
about,
badly about women besides the Meg DeSatian thing,
which I agree was kind of like weirdly.
It's like,
okay,
that when he first started
and I started noticing was when it was like,
oh,
Meg owes me money because I told,
I post,
I posted a video saying,
oh, she should give me a percentage
of the Hot Girl Summer murder.
No, he,
that's fine.
He could get a percentage.
I don't care less.
He didn't break it down right.
Why were he?
He made, he made,
he made a,
video saying that how Meg the
tag in her team was fucking
stupid for not capitalizing
on the Hot Girl Summer Trend
and it being like the most
Googled word and how it had
took on a running thing that it was
so big that it wasn't even tied back to
her and he this is way before
that song came out he was like she needs to do
something she needs to either make a song
do some merch yeah do something and bring
it back to her so people know that's not
that crazy about revelation they hadn't done it
until he made that video.
I don't think that they're watching his video.
Yeah, okay.
That video had like millions of views.
I don't think they're watching his video.
And I don't think that they,
I don't think that these rappers are that.
I also don't think they owe him a percentage of that.
They definitely don't owe him a percentage.
It was a joke.
But if you don't think these rappers are not narcissistic enough
to sit there and watch random YouTube videos about themselves,
crazy.
That's definitely like almost every rapper.
If you're a rapper and you're not doing that,
then you're probably like not paying enough attention to your own career.
Exactly.
But I would also say that like telling Meg to make a song or like merch or whatever,
This was a month before it came out.
He didn't even, she didn't even drop the song until damn her the end of the summer.
The summer was damn her almost over.
I could have told Meg can do that.
That's the fact.
Anybody could have told her, but guess what?
She didn't do it until right after that video came out.
Shout out to Meg, though.
Well, but is it going to look like a black mark on Yassine's fucking, like on his record?
If Tori Lanes is proven to be guilty and his career is over as a result.
Then get your scene out of here.
No, I don't think they're going to care.
I'm going to tell you that Tori Lane's, when I look at the,
His Instagram today's engagement is crazy.
He's getting like fucking million likes photo or like half a million likes or something.
So like for some reason.
I thought you were on that we're not posting his hem train.
We did post it.
I didn't post it but I saw somebody post this video.
This guy loves the album and talked about how he has to know more information.
I was fascinated by the album.
I'm not saying that like, you know, I'm supporting the guy or anything.
I believe that he shot her.
It seems like the only plausible fucking.
No.
I will call you out on it.
When we were reviewing the album together, you're like after listening to this album,
I need more information.
I just don't know.
The album did make me question a bunch of stuff,
which was clearly the intent of the album.
But it's still, at the end of the day,
I still look at the fucking situation.
I don't know who else could have shot her.
There was a gun.
He got arrested for it.
She got shot.
And she's today in the New York Times saying,
I was not in a relationship with this man.
That right there.
I did not have sexual relations.
That contradicts everything that we've previously known about this,
because the whole story that we've been fed this whole time,
and I'm not saying it's 100% true
because we clearly don't know anything for sure in this,
was that Meg and Tori were sleeping together,
Meg and Tory were sneakily spending a bunch of time together,
and that this altercation ultimately was like a lover's quarrel
that went to the extreme in quarrel.
Laurel is when I say weird words.
Yeah, but that's just like from his side of him trying to paint himself as like,
like, we were together.
But that's how everyone, every single person that I saw have anything to do with this,
talked about it like it was a lover's quarrel that turned,
insanely brutal.
But I just don't.
Like she comes out today and says,
I was not in a relationship with this guy.
Maybe you weren't like exclusively dating him.
I think that's what she means.
That is the only thing I think she could mean, right?
She does.
I think she means like we weren't officially boyfriend and girlfriend.
Right.
Meg is a player out here.
She's not company.
I was watching a YouTube compilation of all her like different dudes
ever since like Moneybag yo.
She's just having fun.
That's probably why he popped her because she was violating that nigga and was like
mega,
you and I even on a billboard
let me go call one of my niggins that's on the top
10 billboard pussy ass, short-ass
nigga. Somebody tell you that because that's pretty
close to what I heard that she actually said
to them. I'm just saying. I heard that the
argument, and I don't know who could possibly
have even relayed this information to me, but
I heard that the argument eventually got
so nasty between them
that there was stuff like that being said
about their careers back and forth. Because you got
to just shit on a nigga ego, especially a nigga
like Tori Lange's who just thinks he.
Especially like a little ass nigga that just thinks he
the shit like that.
5-7.
You heard the album.
No, he's 5-3.
Not 5-3.
Oh, no, I'm 5-3.
I stand up my wallet.
My money's in heaven.
I don't know.
But, I mean,
Megastanian is in the New York Times
talking her shit today.
Come on, man.
And Tori Lanes is apparently.
I just don't know what the fuck he could say,
like,
what he was like,
a charge is not a conviction.
Tori.
What if it comes out
that the official story here
makes that album look like a complete
and total lie?
That's what's going to be fascinating.
How does his career...
He's going to look like even more of a weirdo for just lying.
Yeah.
How does his career even like makes sense after that album seems to be debunked in court,
which is kind of what I'm assuming is going to happen?
Maybe we find out that the narrative we've been talking about this whole time is totally off.
Maybe.
He just came out and just dissed everyone and then basically said,
Meg, I love you still.
My arms are open if you want to get back together.
And he's still kind of running with that narrative because he tweeted out like,
after you got charged, like, oh, thank you, excuse me, for everyone that stood by me and Megan's side or supported us.
What?
He said that?
Yes.
This nigga's a psychopath.
Mike, yours do hurt from these.
Yeah, what is that?
And why is it creeping up on me?
Wait, why is this nigga psychopath?
He's a fucking weirdo.
He's a fucking weirdo.
Hey, Maul, fuck you, but, uh, but Meg, we cool.
Like, fuck everyone, but Meg who is accusing me of shooting her.
Which I did not do, Tori.
Tori 5-7
I love you
I stand on my money up
610
You guys are gonna get ran down
On like Dax
Hey just know I would take that
And run with it
If Tori Lanes ran down on me
Oh yeah
You could build a whole career off that
What if you shot your foot
I would take that to the straight to the courtroom
I'm gonna be honest with you
What nigga
Ad's not gonna like that
AD's gonna fucking revoke your crib card
First of all AD is supposed to be my homie
More than Tori Lane so if he popped me
This shirt's available at nojumber.com by the way
Shut up my nigga.
No, but listen, AD, you got to understand, bro, I got a family to feed.
And if Tory Lane's run down on me and pulls out a video, it makes me apologize on camera like he did that YouTube, nigga.
Right.
I'm getting a check.
Me too.
I'm the thing that Morgan Freeman said.
You're a girl.
You don't count.
Yeah, exactly.
That.
But he's like at least sort of like halfway pretending to be street.
So he's got to sort of live up to some shit.
If you say, if you say, uh, more than like three times.
Times a day.
Yeah.
If you're a rapper,
you're not allowed to snitch, right?
I'm not a rapper.
I'm a podcaster.
Fuck y'all digs talking about.
What if they take you off a playlist and shit like six, nine?
I don't you snitch on Torrey Lanes.
No,
they might add me to the top of the place because they don't fuck with Tori Lanes.
Yo, what up?
Gunner.
Snitches and rats.
Snitches and rats.
Gunna's here?
Gunner stall?
Didn't we do this before?
No, I thought you meant Gunna.
Gunner.
One of our homies.
He's like, hey, I met Gunna one time.
One of our homies who has weed.
I did.
I'm not gun on one time.
He wasn't fat.
Let's talk about it again.
Okay, wait.
So, yeah, I think that this should be a new plan for me to just antagonize Torrey Lanes.
For him to assault me.
Just trying to get some kind of clout, some way, somehow.
I mean, what else we got?
Just know I got goons, bro, so I'm not worried about T.
Booty goons.
There's more stuff, isn't it?
I mean, okay, you want me to say it.
Okay, Uzi, Dis, Kanye, Ye said not fucking with him.
It's like, I don't want to talk about that.
Asian dog wants Trump to be president.
Yeah. I was going to ask Blockboy about that today because he had a whole thing like a year or so ago where he said the same thing.
Like the Trump guy is starting to grow on me.
Stop.
I'm starting to grow on me like a heartbeat pimple.
I have nothing to say except don't fucking vote for Trump.
Don't vote for Trump. I don't vote for Kanye.
I can't.
No, no, don't waste a vote like that.
It'll just be a waste of a vote.
Trump is really wild out of here right now, man.
I've seen so many like, like I had to realize that we have so.
many like racist white followers.
So many of the comments last week were like defending the proud boys and like giving the
definition of the proud boy.
I didn't even mean to say their name.
The PBs, the peanut butter jellies.
The president said it.
I guess we can say it.
I guess I can say it.
I got to pee real quick.
And I hate talking about politics.
I guess that doesn't really surprise me that much though because there's some percentage of
people that like view Trump as basically like protecting them from social justice warrior,
crazy people that are trying to take their video games away and shit.
And at the end of the day, like Trump to them represents like offensive jokes.
And they like making offensive jokes.
So they see him as being the one who's going to defend their right to like, you know, say that in word and call a duty or something.
So to them, that's like they're just never going to turn their back on Trump.
And that's cool, I guess.
I think they, Trump is, you know, clearly one of the most hated people in the world.
And they like troll type kids just love that kind of energy like, oh, let's go against the norm.
and hate this fucking or love this guy
that's so hated and evil.
It's also like, nobody
loves Joe Biden.
Joe Biden is a fucking democratic stooge
that so many people are just like,
there's not really much to love him.
Nobody's excited about him.
It's easy for me to kind of see
how people could just look at Trump and be like,
well, at least it's like exciting.
There's a lot more energy and personality.
And like, I hate to say it.
Yeah, Joe Biden is as boring
as looking at a fucking wall, you know?
We could have had Yang.
Yang was tight.
Yang Gang.
What has to happen for him to get in there, man?
Bernie, whatever, but Yang.
I really like Bernie too, but Yang, obviously Asian power.
If you put Andrew Yang and Joe Biden on a stage side by side,
and you can look me in the eye and tell me that this fucking fossil is the better person
to run the country than this genius, dashing young Asian man.
It's like, come on.
I feel like, you know, they're saying that this is our oldest president yet between the two.
It's going to be our oldest president.
it's time for some fucking young blood in there.
Andrew Yang.
AOC for president.
Oh yeah, I like AOC too.
You're going to work on the campaign?
No.
I want to know the thing that I'm more fascinated than by anything
because I'm already like pretty convinced that Trump's done.
And I mean, I'm sure I'll be clowned mercilessly if that's not how this goes.
Is the Russians going to interfere again?
Do you know anything about that?
Have you talked to Yuri?
I haven't talked to Yuri at all.
But I feel like there's very little chance in my mind that Trump pulls this thing off.
I want to know what the Republican Party does to rebuild after this because the party has become the party of Trump to such an extreme that it's like really hard for me to imagine where they go from here.
And I just think it'll be so unbelievably interesting, like who they put in in the fucking mix for who could be the next president because it's like how do you how do you go to like a boring ass Bob Dole type candidate when you just had the fucking fire and.
brimstone-ass crazy
motherfucker for all these years. Like, how do you get a
boring-ass Republican guy?
I don't know.
Their rebrand or whatever they're going to do is going to be
fucking insane. Because after this...
Yeah, I can't imagine. Like, do they
get someone more offensive and more
crazy or do they just like...
I mean, who are the stars
of like the conservative world? Like, could Candace
Owens ever be taken serious enough to make...
Because if Trump could, why couldn't she?
She's got like the most popular fucking videos
on Facebook.
like on a consistent basis.
What would have Ben Shapiro?
I wonder if he even would be want.
What about that?
Would Ben Shapiro want that?
Alex Jones guy or whatever.
No, he's not.
No, he's too stupid.
He's way too fringe.
He's too gay frogs.
He's been canceled long ago.
What about Ben Shapiro, though?
Does he even discuss this?
Like, would he run for president?
I feel like...
I don't want to give him ideas.
I don't like this.
I don't know.
It would be weird.
I feel like the conservative wave
could be reborn after Trump, though,
because the whole, like,
idea of being a fucking Republican
is just going to be so,
annihilated if Trump actually burns out on this election, that they're going to just need to
rebuild their identity from scratch. And I mean, because yeah, now that I do think about it, like,
there's, maybe I'm coming from a biased perspective because I am a Democrat, but like, I feel
like there's so much excitement on the blue side with like, you know, the younger people like Yang and
fucking AOC and like, I mean, I guess them too. Um, but I don't like what, what's going on on.
Maybe it's like going to be Trump's like son or some shit or like that fucking.
son-in-law guy. I watched this
dirty money documentary on
on him. I thought about that.
Oh, God, he was bad. He's evil.
There's no possible way of house phone could have been peeing this long, right?
He's definitely like shitting or
looking at himself in the mirror, like, touching his beard, like,
talking about his clothes with the staff.
Probably.
Talking about his jeans with Laura or something right now.
Yeah, anyways.
Anyways, I watched,
well, we're watching right now.
Uh-huh.
What's it called? Lovecraft Country.
Is that like an arts and craft show?
No.
I have no idea.
Honestly, after three episodes, I still kind of have no idea how to describe it,
but it's basically like a story about a bunch of black people in the 60s,
but then it has like a mythical science fiction twist.
And every episode so far has left my fucking jaw dropped
because I just feel like I have no idea what the show is going to throw at me next.
I highly recommend you check it out as well as everybody else.
Netflix?
Uh, HBO.
Oh, I don't have that thing.
I think.
Yeah.
It's fucking...
I watched famous Dex's documentary.
I was thinking about watching.
How was that?
It's pretty good.
It's honestly really good.
And like, it,
I mean,
it takes you, like,
back in time to, like,
dude,
he really was going fucking insane,
dropping,
like, video after video.
And, like,
that whole run he had with,
like,
okay Dexter to fucking two times to,
like,
everything.
Like,
that was crazy.
And, like,
I've only watched,
like,
first half. So I haven't, I don't know if they're going to go into the second half and talk about
like his cold, unquote downfall or anything like that. Right. But you know, right now I'm only at
like this. This part of this part of the story. And it's really sad like, like, I think that you
broke a half hour documentary into halves. No, it's like an hour. It's like an hour. Is it really?
Yeah, it's like, if I'm going to watch this, it's like, that's what I'm interested in is like,
what kind of happened to the decks way? He was going crazy for a while. I mean, I feel like
100% know what happened. He just, he blew himself out. He made two, he made the same song to
many times. Yeah, I just got to him
talking about doing the song
Japan, which is kind of like the fucking
last thing that was really big that you did.
Those were the ones of the 300 pushed. And I'm not trying to break it in half.
It was driving over here and I'm like, well, fuck,
I'm not going to watch this during the podcast.
That'd be a look. I just discovered it
on my drive here.
Today, too. Yeah, I just want to know, ever since
I saw Dex at Boston Market on Thanksgiving,
I've been kind of worried about him.
He recently refollowed me and hit me
up and said he wanted to do an interview.
I remember you told us that. Yeah.
and that hasn't happened yet, but that would be interesting.
You think he's doing better now from the time that he
I'm very cautious about saying that Dex seems like he's doing better
because I've seen him claim to be off drugs many times
and then it didn't really take it.
I'm curious about a little Zan too.
I want to know if he's cleaned up his act
because he was claiming that he was completely free off drugs for a while
but I'm not 100% sure if he's still on it, but I hope so.
I'd probably have been abandoned by Housephone.
I don't think he's coming back.
That's the thing of the Housephone.
You just never know what you're going to get.
Like every week I come, I'm like, I wonder if it's going to be me me and Adam.
I saw somebody comment earlier and they were like,
House Phone would have his own show by now if he didn't feel the need to keep acting like he's in high school.
And I was like, wow.
I feel like, yeah, I mean, like he fucking acted a bit more professional or like about his business.
He could definitely go further.
It's weird.
He's one in the other room and I were like analyzing his career.
It's just funny that like the viewers are so able to tell.
that.
Oh,
yeah.
I mean,
it's,
it's clear as day
because he just comes in
like a different person
every day
because he's getting fucked up
and like,
but then we get him
like the day or two
after being fucked up
a lot of time.
So sometimes you'll get him
just like,
uh,
sometimes you get him like today
where he was like
super high energy,
but it felt like the energy
like tapered off pretty quickly.
He's crazy.
I'm sorry.
He's an absolute fucking lunatic.
I don't know what else is,
but it's weird too
because he knows
that I don't like him
doing drugs.
So he'll never like
be super up front.
I feel like he'll never come in
give us the checklist of like this is how fucked up I got this weekend.
Yeah, it's like he tries to like.
Mask it.
Mask it even though it was all over his Instagram story.
I can tell he's outraging.
And it seems like he's doing stuff.
Is he really not coming back?
Oh, there he is.
He's going to have to actually watch this podcast to hear our analysis of his existence.
Oh, you were taking shit.
How was that?
I wonder if there's anyone else that takes shits during a live podcast.
It was that.
I'm curious? No, I just had to pee and then when I went to go pee, I was like, oh, got another one back there.
You had a turtlehead poking out? Yeah.
Can't believe you forgot my shirt thing from July.
Did I forget or does not care to give it to you?
You're going to have to watch this podcast to hear our analysis of your life.
Of your life.
You were gone long enough that we had to go real deep on Monty Review.
I could honestly care less with either of you think.
You don't believe about me.
Really? No.
We know you better than almost anybody.
I don't think that's true at all.
Who knows you better than us?
And you know that you ask me for advice all the time.
Maybe Kim a little bit, but then like I just realized that like Kim is so like self, like,
centered and like worried about her own self and shit.
I'm so self-centered.
I'm just like, hypocrite alert.
You're just like, you're just like, I can't really, I can't really like take your opinion too seriously.
Selfish first I've ever met and that's crazy.
I don't think that's true.
You just called me.
I do hell of shit for hell of people all the time.
Maybe not for y'all because y'all don't need it.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
What does I have to do with anything?
Doing things for people.
Where did this conversation come from?
I don't know.
I literally asked you to bring me my thing and then you just said, is it because I forgot
or because I don't care?
No, I just literally forgot.
But I forgot because I don't care that much.
Yeah, because you only care about yourself.
Yeah, getting myself here on time.
I don't care about a shirt that I forgot to bring you.
He could have just shipped it to you instead of shipping it to me.
Yeah, I don't know why he fucking shipped it to you.
I told him never.
do that again.
Save on freight.
When you just send one package.
And it's coming from out of the U.S.
So yeah.
And that's expensive.
I'm sorry.
Shout out to him though.
He's a good dude.
What are we talking about?
Lisei.
Lisset.
Lisset laboratory.
You wouldn't even know who he was if it wasn't
for me, so you got to wait for it.
Maybe he wants to let the drip
season for a bit.
I was so sure he sold it on Deep Pop or like
give him to someone.
There's a lot of shirts I had like.
five years ago that if I had him right now
would be like, whoa, that's a crazy
thing ever. Okay, do you want to know why I really
forgot about it? It was because he sent me
a huge winter jacket that I'm not going to
wear until, presumably
soon. I'm still shook in a back,
taking a back that you called me self-centered.
I think we're all self-centered, to be totally
honest with you. I'm just saying, the most self-centered person.
I don't think either you
pay enough attention to other people
in your life enough to analyze me.
I pay attention to everything
that you talk about, anything that I
that I don't know about you is because you haven't shared it on this podcast,
which fair enough,
this is a podcast,
you know,
I have to talk about everything in your personal life.
I feel like I don't share anything with you.
I'm kind of in the dark about like your love life,
but to be honest,
I don't really take your love life that seriously.
So it's kind of easy to not pay attention to it because it feels.
Because it's,
it's,
it's all over the place.
It's too much.
I mean,
like,
I don't know.
I feel like I,
there's absolutely nothing that I would want to share with Adam on a personal
level because it would just be aired out on a podcast.
That's not true.
But what kind of stuff like,
like your love life,
like I don't give a fun.
I mean, why would I?
That's not even content.
I don't love these holes, so I don't have no love.
But that's not even content because like, unless you told me something like really
dramatic about something going on with a girl you were seeing, then I mean, that's not really.
Like a beat her up and threw her down a flight of stairs on my real shit.
To be honest, if that happened, I would probably try to avoid talking about it on this podcast.
I would be trying to avoid people finding out of anything.
I did not.
Oh, I was scared of getting high.
I have to put my mask on.
It hurts my nose.
Really?
When's the last time you asked me how I was doing it?
how I was feeling what's going on in my life.
Never.
Probably never.
Exactly.
There you go.
I don't think you ask me that either.
I don't have those kind of friendships with almost anyone where I just like tap in like FaceTime.
I'm like, how are you doing?
I can genuinely say.
Some people do that.
I just don't.
I move at a different pace.
No, people do that to me.
I never,
I never call people who's like,
hey, how are you?
Because I really don't care about how they are.
I'm just about my business and I have a lot of friends and I assume that if I don't see them for
six months or a year that we're still cool.
And I just don't really like feel.
need to FaceTime people to like check in on them but I definitely do see the value in that
because a lot of the most successful people I know really pay attention to their relationships
like every time I see them they act super interested in me ask me mad questions about how I'm doing
will always check in about different business shit they see me doing something they'll hit me up
say like hey I like that move you're making and that's fucking smart because your worth as a human
being has so much to do with your network and any but and you know it is kind of like the best
people are the people who
care about business so that's kind of part
of why they're checking in with you but then they also
just really seem like they actually care
because they just and I think a lot of
a really really successful people they get to that point
because they actually genuinely
do care about people you know I don't think that's
something that could be taught I feel like most people are either
just like that or they aren't you know
I think to be honest with you guys in
retrospect sorry Kim
I think being
in that store for all those years
that just fucking burnt my brain out so
much to human interaction.
Like, Adam, take a picture.
Adam, listen to this.
It made it so that, like, I went from the kind of person who was, like, interested in
meeting new people to, like, just meeting people who, like, just wanted to take a photo
over and over, that it made me sort of, like, standoffish about people in general where
I just stopped, like, having, like, meaningful conversations with new people that I was
just meeting.
I feel like, in some way, becoming famous for having conversations with people made me more
cut off from just having random conversations.
It kind of like taught me to not engage.
That's interesting.
And I feel like now being removed from the store for like nine months,
it's made me sort of like look back on it.
And now like when a rapper comes in and they got like three guys in their entourage,
I'll actually just be having like a normal conversation with them and talking to them and stuff.
And I actually remember the people I meet because I'm not meeting a thousand people a day all of a sudden.
And in some ways like the idea of having a store,
I would definitely do a store again, but I definitely would not be like working out of their fucking 60 hours.
a week anymore either because it was just
And filming things and being live and people knowing that you were there with the address.
And people pulling up in the back and we're just all in the back hanging out and they're just like going to the gate,
yo, let me in.
And it's like somebody that maybe I'm cool with them, but I'm working right now and I don't want to fucking stand around and have you smoking 10 blunts in the back of my store right now.
But you see me and it's like I can't just be like, nah, bro.
That was crazy.
You know, it was too much.
Or like when me and HouseWiner on live and someone slipping like money through the door to let them in and onto the
See, but when we say it like that, it sounds like people are probably like, what do you mean?
Why is that a bad thing?
But it was like some weird.
How was that not a bad thing?
Because people know.
I'm saying like, okay, think about you sitting at home and you hear us complaining about
someone slipping money through the door.
To like the casual listener.
But from a safety perspective of your own privacy and security, that stuff starts to seem kind of scary.
I didn't put this in context.
But that was literally a week after the two shooting gun thing, fake thing of Adam.
Right. People were like genuinely hitting me up like, what's the scoop? Was that real? Me too. Like people I'm actually friends with who like legitimately had no idea if that was real or not. That was so crazy. That was a very strange conversation to keep having over and over. But yeah, I mean, even that to be honest, like that just was that's like a pretty traumatic. I think like we really tend to like underrate the trauma that we go through that a lot of people would think was like, like sometimes I'll be talking about.
how many people I know who have died in the last couple years.
And people are like,
and people just have no frame of reference for that
because people just haven't been through it.
And myself, I feel kind of like numb to death
in a lot of ways because I just seen this happen
to so many fucking talented ass young people I know,
not to mention just homies, you know,
like fucking, I mean, it just keeps happening over and over.
You know, it's weird though when like,
people on the other side of the spectrum
that are trying to relate to that so hard
and they're like, that they don't even like know these people,
but they like try to latch on to like their memory
or like place themselves.
as like an important part of someone's life.
I would never call somebody out for it because I would never want to try to like
criticize somebody grieving losing someone.
But a lot of times you see that and you're like, you did not know this person.
You know how many times like some random happen?
You know how many times is some random girl who was just like snorting coke in the back
of the loft and just be like, oh man, I miss.
I miss Gus so much.
I'm just like, okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's a lot of, there's a lot of cabin.
This whole, this whole lifestyle will really just.
put you in a weird fucking like honestly i've been if you want to be real and shit like i feel like
i've been going through that all week like i just been at the crib by myself like my mom is not
doing too well i was physically sick too and i'm just like i was just like bro like okay i got
these followers i got people that you know when i'm going from a podcast they're like oh we miss
you so much whatever but i'm like my nigga like i don't know i'm in this bitch alone literally
like feeling like i'm about to die and i'm just sick as fuck and nobody's here
to like take care of me or give a fuck about me.
Nobody like hit me up to even ask me if I was okay.
None of us even knew that you were going through anything.
I mean why would I just be like, oh hey, by the way, guys, what's up?
I'm fucking not like, you know.
Right.
But I mean, you know, why would people ask you if you're sick?
I mean, yeah.
I mean, just like, I'm just saying like at the end of the day is just like all this shit
is a facade.
None of the shit really means anything.
And it's just like.
I think the fake, weird.
The fake relationships in your life are the people that you party with most likely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think like you see.
And I know that already though.
I mean, what's...
Because I think that you could have like a really good relationship with one woman, but and that
those are the...
Why is it back to like...
I was going to say that too.
I think you should...
Because who else is going to take care of you?
Adam's not going to go over to your house and be like, bro.
Get serious about your career and get in a serious relationship and have children.
Those are the best things you can do for your life.
Maybe take a little time on the children and maybe even the marriage.
I'm serious about my career, man.
I got my shit in motion already.
I'm working on what I'm working on.
Stop doing drugs also.
I mean, sure.
It's my advice.
You didn't stop doing drugs until you were like 33, so okay.
That's a good point.
I also didn't start doing drugs until I was like 26.
Cool.
I mean, I started a little earlier.
Actually, even later, really.
Maybe you guys just need to count the amount of years.
That's just crazy to me.
Like, bro, like, you were doing the same amount of drugs with me, not the long ago.
Like, don't try to, like, cast them weird.
I'm not, I'm just giving you advice of what I would do if I were you and if I think would
make you the happiest in your life.
Responsibility will make you a better person.
No, for sure.
And like, honestly, I've been put.
into a threshold of an area where I have to be responsible, not only for myself, for the
safety of, you know, my, my parent. And, uh, yeah, like, I may portray myself to be like,
all reckless, whatever. It's like, I'm kind of like living that up. Like, I'm playing it up to just
bring some excitement, you from me. Like, this is probably the most, like, contained and the most
focused and the most, like, my head straight on that I've ever been in my whole fucking life. You
for me. Like, I'm working on something that could potentially change my life forever, financially,
business-wise, all that shit. And I'm like, I couldn't be more excited about it. And y'all will
see very soon. Stay tuned. But yeah. House phone E-pills coming soon. Yeah. Tesla's for everybody.
I might buy a Tesla. I might buy a Tesla. You mean like a pill? No, car. But yeah, I mean,
that orange Tesla. I appreciate it. That would be funny.
Just get an orange Tesla?
Wait.
I hate orange.
I can rock orange like that.
Well,
I'm talking about that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess he's hip.
Okay.
He's good.
I know.
Because he's so far removed from the drug lab.
I listen to rap music.
I know that they call drugs by funny names.
We smoke and fun.
This is trying to become a weird doctor-filled moment.
It's not even calling it a funny name.
It's a literal.
I know.
I know.
I don't know.
He's popping them,
but I know.
I know that people do them.
You're so cool and hip with the kids.
He's hip.
And you know what's funny about you guys trying to do that.
People comment all the time.
They're like,
oh, every time you bring up something serious,
they try to gloss it over.
People say that to me all the time in the DMs,
and I'm like, you know what?
I don't even care at this point.
But what are you bringing up the serious?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'll hint as something and then you guys just make a joke or whatever
and just like pass by.
Right now we just talked about it in depth for at least a good 15 minutes.
15 minutes, maybe like three minutes, maybe.
But I also feel like if you have, like, we clearly,
we clearly are open to having serious in-depth conversation.
about each other's lives on this podcast.
Like you putting forth like some serious shit.
Nobody's going to reject that.
Like I feel like it's like I just don't feel comfortable and the place to do that for
what like you know?
Why?
Just deal with it on my own.
That's why.
I mean,
that's cool.
And don't dis me when you literally called me.
I'm not even going to bring it up.
But it's like you don't act like I'm not there for you.
That's so fucked up.
I'm out here by myself.
Dugging and cut you.
I know what the fuck going on.
If I needed to talk about something.
Fuck everybody.
Nica.
Don't you by a crib.
I don't need to talk to.
nobody about shit I don't know look at this as the venue I guess to like sort out
emotional issues really I just don't think I personally why if I'm going through
something emotionally I'm talking about it takes me and Kim like man fucking me and
me and Lenna are arguing right now I want to tell you guys but I don't really I'm arguing
a lot I don't really have anybody I'm talking to about that as like whatever like
it's also never been serious enough that I felt to need to like confide me we're not just
that I just meant I don't know fucking I also would have
I don't know. I wouldn't talk about on here.
And you know what's weird about like, like, okay, like shit with my mom and her health.
Like what the fuck is anybody going to be able to do?
Right.
You know, it's just like, it's just me reiterating the same thing.
Like, oh, yeah.
Like, what's wrong?
What's wrong with her?
What can they do to fix?
And I'm like, nigga, I don't even have the answer.
So, you know, so it's like shit like that.
It's like, why even waste my breath, you know?
I agree.
I mean, why the fuck?
I just don't.
Like, if my, if I was in the same position and my mom was like going through a bunch of shit
health wise, would I talk about it on here?
Probably.
would I want to like at some point maybe get like in depth about it maybe but I mean I'm not like
I don't necessarily think this is the place for me to be like dumping out like shit that I'm
dealing with like that I would rather have a more lively conversation for the most part and and that's
what's weird about it's like sometimes like you know you made a joke earlier about like how
coming here like in different moods or whatever it's just like it's hard sometimes to really
turn on that like switch of being like oh hey I'm in a fucking like great mood when it's like
Sometimes shit don't be so great.
I mean, I was talking to him about last week.
I think you do a really good job.
Like, when the days that you aren't feeling that great,
it's not that noticeable to me, at least.
You seem like you power through it.
Yeah, he powers through it.
We were just saying that we do feel like you come in here
and kind of like a different mental state quite often.
Like, just dairy.
There's definitely different.
We don't know what we're going to get.
I mean, you guys say the same thing about me.
Or if we're going to get you at all.
And then, yeah.
Sometimes I come in here and I know I'm in a super good mood.
And I'm like friendly as fuck the whole.
the time and sometimes I come in here and I know I'm contentious as fuck and it is weird and you
realize that about yourself from doing a podcast and then that makes you check yourself in the rest
of your life like you get in the fight with your girlfriend and then you're like well I feel like
I'm right but maybe I'm being the version of myself that I know that I sometimes am versus like
the version of myself that I probably want to be in the situation you know what's the weirdest thing
is like fans and shit because I I probably reply back to people and talk to people more than
either of you for sure and he because we're not fucking them i'm on nearly zero so yeah so i'm like
i'm like just like interacting with fucking anybody who watches this and they're like telling me
about myself is fucking weird at this point of my life but it's cool i appreciate it i don't
really like want to like i very rarely see like i respond to dms honestly if i think
they're interesting usually it's like people bringing up there interested in me about
usually it's not about music like if you hit me up and like you're like this is my music it's
like okay well obviously just never going to respond to that I would never respond to that
if you hit me up and you're like interested in something that I'm interested in like if somebody
hits me up about BMX poker Kandama whatever like I'm I talked to whoever in the fucking
DMs about that shit but if it's if it's you wanting me to help you promote your music obviously
I have nothing for you yeah if people hit me up every Friday for you actually live stream every
Tuesday night after this podcast I know a lot of people that have like like I was interviewing
somebody else the other day and they just told me like yeah I have a homie who has my Instagram
password and he just literally responds to every single DM
and he responds to it like
he knows exactly what I would say
I was kind of thinking like shit that would be good I guess
also it just gets annoying when it's like someone
turns annoying and then they're in your general
and it's like you always like open it on accident
the other one no there's primary
in general but like I like to try both primary
is one primary is where you're giving me money
and I know you or I know you personally
and the general is just literally dumping everyone else
And then the ones they don't open at all is...
Mine is the other way.
Mine is the primary is other people that I know that I talk to.
And then my general is where all the money is at.
Then where's the, like, just the fans you're saying hi to?
It's in a request.
I don't even...
I thought you just said you talked to more fans than both of us combined.
I mean, but like, yeah, like, sometimes I'll just open it and throw it in the general.
If I had a person who responded to every single DM that is like music related with just text that
explained the live stream and this is how you can get played or whatever, that would probably
make me so much fucking money.
You should just send them
your cash up.
Yuri has been editing the street wear video for
three weeks now. I don't think
we need to add any more tasks. I went on last
him last night and saw Yuri carving
a dick and a pumpkin.
And then saying he's going to fuck it later.
A dick o'lantern. He told his girlfriend, I'm going to
make you into the hottest orange anyone's
ever seen. So weird.
He's thinking about the produce aisle while
they're making love. That's fucking crazy, man.
I hope they watch. I hope they
to wash that makeup off before they
never mind. Yeah, why are you thinking about
that? Because here he's making
this whole orange thing like his brand.
What if you got an orange face tattoo?
Just an orange and a heart or like an orange
that's shaped like a heart would be a good logo for him.
I mean the oranges are not shaped like hearts.
No, but if you made like a heart shaped orange
as a graphic?
Then it would just be an orange heart.
Yeah, but like with the texture
of the orange.
The porous sort of.
little thing that he does with the jizz coming out with jizz of course a fountain of jiz perhaps
didn't he kicked off of uh to it for making like a good no they just deleted the emojis because
they knew he was fucking it so are we doing this uh thursday thing we are going to a haunted house on
Thursday and we're making a vlog let's not call it haunted it's a fucking torture house
is i don't want any roach is thrown on me i don't want to get tased i don't want to get touched at all
in any way i doesn't want any roaches thrown on me i don't want to get tased if two if either
those things happened it i'm fighting apparently you
You could wear a badge that says you're a pussy and like...
I'll wear it.
I'm wearing it.
I'll do whatever for the vlog.
No way.
There's my...
I wrote a horse.
You want to get tased though?
They don't tase you.
Listen to this.
I watched the video that Yuri sent me.
They strap you up against the wall.
Nope.
And then they put this plastic film like this and then they like suck the air out so you're suffocated in there for like 15 seconds.
You would do that for the blog.
Sounds pretty scary but I guess for the blog, yeah.
Fifteen seconds.
That's regular.
Listen, before I walk around with a bag.
that says I'm a pussy.
I was joking.
It doesn't say pussy, but it's like a...
He said it does.
It says something else.
Oh, let's go then.
Does she have an orange on her face?
Riley seems like she probably would like be able...
I feel like Riley's pretty sensitive.
I feel like she seems tough.
She seems like the...
She seems timid on the outside, but she's with the shit.
I feel like if Riley could survive this haunted house
that I could probably survive this haunted house.
If Riley could survive dating Uri,
she could survive anything.
That's emotional warfare.
That's trauma.
We're talking about trauma.
That's traumatic trauma.
Raising a child.
Yeah.
But then also,
never mind.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
You're already ruined oranges for me.
Yeah, I could never eat a cutie ever again.
I want some orange chicken.
I have a lot of cuties at home.
I kind of want panic.
Because Kim's right here.
You got a chill.
That's not a Korean thing.
The Panexpress right there.
By the way, you're racist.
That Pan Express right there.
I saw, I went to the fucking Starbucks.
next door, the line for that
Pinnon Express was twisting around the whole
parking lot. This shit is in demand,
apparently they have a new honey, honey,
sesame, something, something or something.
You know what else is busing
out the drive-thru right now?
What? The Jay Balvin
made Donald's meal.
I was going to talk about that. We back at it again.
I feel like Travis Scott doing it was lit,
Jay Balvin doing it. I mean,
I guess it's a totally different.
A week after? I was like, what the fuck?
Let it breathe a little bit.
It's a totally different market though, don't you?
It is a very different market.
Yeah, but they're milking it.
I wonder if, like, it had as big of a splash in there, in that culture as it did here,
because we know everyone was talking about, like, did he do a fucking merch thingy with all this thing?
I must be oblivious because the idea that Jay Balvin is on the level of Travis Scott, like, wow.
He is like, there's so much I don't know about.
He probably has way more followers or something.
I looked at his Instagram today.
Every single photo gets over a million likes.
Wow.
I'm like, holy fuck.
He's in a whole different.
I just assume there's crazy shit going on over there.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
Just now for the photo shoot, he had a chain of a Big Mac, a chain of the burgers, and a chain of an Oreo.
What if his club shits on Travis's collab and it makes Travis look stupid?
But like shit's on it in what way, like the meal?
I don't know.
Like it does more or something?
Like is he going to have fire merch like Travis?
Oh.
Because if he doesn't then like, I mean Travis fucking his obviously killed it.
It made a huge splash.
Everybody fucking talked about it.
Once those clothes, once people get those clothes in the mail, that's going to be so funny to see it make a comeback.
It's still like.
You can still buy it?
No, I'm saying.
Like, it still hasn't got to them yet.
I know.
It's going to be like a month.
It's going to take 150 days to send or something.
No, seriously?
No, I'm joking.
It's going to be like, it said nine.
It's going to be so funny when people get their jeans shorts in.
They're going to forget.
It's going to be viral all over again.
It is going to be viral over again.
They were, uh, fuck.
They were so in demand that you can only buy that shit on the app now, the, the McDonald's meals.
Yeah, I tried to go.
You can't order it at the thing anymore.
I tried to go last week.
They were like, we don't have any more.
I wonder if Travis fucked it up for Jay Balvin because I feel like, because Jay Balvin, I think you could, I could be wrong.
Sorry, guys, but you can only buy his from the start on only the app.
Whereas Travis, you could just pull up to the fucking drive-thru.
But apparently, like, there was like less, like, no barbecue toss available or some shit.
What if hell of niggas is pulling up in Spanish, like, Jay Balvin said to me.
I don't know what that.
I think they would speak Spanish.
The weird thing about it to me is that, like, I'm just picturing like some fucking white trash dude.
driving a truck in Kansas like, who the fuck is Jay Balvin?
But I guess it was like, though, the driver's got shit too.
But the question is, is like, who is the next logical choice here?
Because this is one thing I want to say is there's got to be a woman.
There's no way that they're doing this.
And will they do a white person?
Kind of hard to imagine.
Imagine they gave it to like a, they did a collab with a country star.
If they do enough of these collabs, at some point people are going to be looking at it.
like why are you only fucking with Latin music and hip-pop?
You're not going to do a fucking country star or something?
Did you guys see it was, okay, this might be wrong.
So don't quote me, but they were saying that this, now that I say it out loud, it sounds
so big.
It sounds so stupid.
The allegation was that they're doing these collabs with people of color because they're
about to get hit with lawsuits about like mistreatment of workers of color at McDonald's.
I mean, let's be clear.
They probably treat up all their workers like shit.
Why do we think that McDonald's is doing collapse with these artists?
Do we think it's because they genuinely appreciate Astro World?
I think Travis Scott is amazing artists.
No, it's fucking business, obviously.
And it's image building.
It's McDonald's making themselves like hip and current, not to mention, not racist.
Oh, look at this black guy.
We're showering in money and opportunity.
I mean, is anyone in denial about the fact that McDonald's is doing this because they want their image to be good?
And he's huge in popularity and all that.
They want to be culturally well-at-haven.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously,
McDonald's is a sinister corporation that would partner with literally anybody that would help them make money.
We need the Rihanna like sexy bitch salad.
But has Rihanna been out too long to be like in that position?
I feel like Travis Scott is still a relatively.
Rihanna is just spending all her time and money on Fenty.
That's it, period.
I don't know if that would be good for fucking Rihanna's image.
Yeah, that would that would not.
I almost feel like there's no dollar amount that McDonald's could ever pay her that would make it worth it for her.
I'm trying to think of like younger artists like fucking.
And
Julina Gomez makes sense.
NBA
NBA young boy meal
that comes with a
Because they got to have a
Clean image.
Has to have a clean image.
He's like walking to the draft dude.
Even Travis Scott is a stretch image wise
Because he's fucking smoking weed
And he's like, you know
Some controversies
But for the most part
Travis's image is pretty clean.
He would just be like Taylor Swift or something.
He never beat a bitch up or nothing.
Meg the Stallion, dude.
Imagine that.
It's a hard for that.
Hot girl spicy nuggets.
Ooh.
Imagine.
Wow, that would be spicy.
Imagine they keep making it.
iller and iller each time.
And so by the time they get to Meg the
stallion, it's some lit shit.
They really give her a dope custom item.
Like, I don't know.
The latest one was, like, Lord and Savior.
Give her a soda flavor or something.
What did they start doing, like, washed up SoundCloud rappers?
This is chamehazine cake.
There's, like, a special cake.
And his face is on the box.
I don't like it.
It's like syrup, syrup-flavored cake.
Yeah, honestly, the least they can do is have fucking.
in packaging.
Who is the Caucasian person
that McDonald's would collab with you?
She's too huge.
They can never get her.
You don't think Travis Scott is too huge?
I think Travis Scott is so much bigger
than Travis Scott as an overall
artist, presence, fans.
And her image is more
her, like Taylor Swift doing the McDonald's thing
reads so different than Travis Scott doing it.
Travis Scott doing it.
It looks like a fucking young, cool rapper
getting over on the system
and making a showload of money on McDonald's.
Taylor Swift doing it would be like confirmation that she is representative of American blandness,
which is like, I don't think ultimately what she wants to be saying about her.
She should collab with Lulu Lemon.
Does it have be like a white rapper then, like Young Gravy or something?
Oh my Jack Harlow.
Oh, boom.
I love it.
He has to get a little bit bigger.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
He's very, very big.
I feel like they should get a white guy outside hip-hop.
Outside hip-hop.
I'm cheering.
I need the young gravy.
No, no, no, I got to bring this back.
I need the young gravy, Popeyes collab.
with the extra large mashed potatoes
with gravy on it.
Young gravy is like 1% big enough
to do a McDonald's club
in this conversation.
No offense to him.
I just met him last weekend
he was cool as fuck
at a little Tracy's birthday party.
He was a great guy.
He was actually really cool.
He's tall as fuck too.
I don't think he's big enough
at this point after the Jay Balvin.
They're clearly only going for mega stars.
Okay.
Who?
Post Malone.
Whoa.
Face tats.
He's too like Budweiser.
Like he's too.
That's the same market.
Budwai.
Budlis or McDonald's.
Buddlet and McDonald's is the same,
but does McDonald's,
McDonald's doesn't want to be caught up in alcohol.
Could Post Malone's image handle being Bud Light and McDonald's is representative?
I don't know.
He can pull that off.
He's definitely like one of the only white guys that has like a clean enough image that you could kind of imagine.
Even though his image isn't that clean.
Like his physical image.
He's never beat a bitch up.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
He never, he never, he never, you know.
Drugs?
Drugs?
It's not.
He's just a Bud Light drunk.
He's just a Budlight drunk.
He could be Coca-Cola drunk now.
My bad.
I don't know.
He's just caffeine high?
What did they do a Coca-Cola
Budliser-infused drink?
I feel like Coca-Cola would never tap into the alcohol base.
When is McDonald's going to go the Chipotle route and start certain beer?
That would be a movie.
And then it'll be how post-mal as the face of it.
I'm pretty sure McDonald's is owned by the same company that Chipotle's owned by.
That's a fact.
It's a fending.
I think that used to be true and is no longer true,
but all these restaurants chains are owned by giant fucking conglomerates.
That own like fucking toothpaste
But also
When I went to France
When I was like 18
I think I ordered a beer
Or like no it was like 20
I ordered a beer at McDonald's because
That's cool
Because you can
Yeah drinking is a lot more like less taboo in Europe
Yeah
They're just all drunk in France
All right
Are we done here?
I want to be done I need to pee
I want to go home and fuck my couch
Or my girlfriend
You're gonna go fuck your couch
Why don't you go fucking orange
Like Yuri
Why don't you go fucking orange
I'm gonna fuck my nine-month pregnant girlfriend.
She told me I need a fuck her because then she'll like pop the baby out.
Oh, she can like lose a day.
It could be any moment.
I actually just booked a gig for literally the day that she's supposed to give birth.
A gig?
What's a gig?
A rock, rocket band gig?
I can't really say much without.
It's a virtual performance basically.
But I booked it for literally the day that she's supposed to give birth.
What day is that?
23rd.
You're going to be fucking.
Oh, also speaking of virtual performance is I performing at a virtual performance.
at a virtual festival this Sunday.
Some other people on the lineup include kid trunks.
For the record, the reason why I felt like it was okay to book this is because it's
incredibly unlikely that she would actually give birth on the day that she's supposed to give
birth.
So I'm assuming hopefully the day of me doing this thing will be like before she gives birth or
I feel like Lena is so weirdly planned out that what if it just happened to come?
I feel like with your luck it might just happen.
Also, if I want get tickets at Joy Ruckus Club.
I hope it happens while we're just.
doing this live.
It could definitely happen.
That would be so crazy.
Could we all go together with you?
We all bring a camera.
I have to stop putting my phone on Duna Disturb because all the time when I'm like doing an interview or whatever I put my phone on doing it disturbed.
That could be very problematic.
You could add it to your favorites and then she'll be the only one that could go through.
Like it's like an emergency contact can break through the barriers of Dune Disturb.
Break through the vaginal barrier.
Just like the baby's going to break through the vaginal barriers.
I just want to give a shout out to Slayer.
Shout out to Guns and Roses.
What the fuck?
Whoa, I did that.
I did it.
Oh, all right.
What the fuck?
I just ass-trained myself.
I think he deserved it.
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