No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 7
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No Jumper.
Coolest podcast on the world.
I'm in here today doing a little bit of chitter-chatter with my team.
This is No Jumper Show, episode 7, directly to my right.
I have acclaimed.
What do you want to say?
I don't even know what.
I'm not going to say none.
It's house phone, little house phone in this bitch.
He's banned from Twitter, but he's live in an effect on in real life.
On the podcast.
He's been around for a long time, and he's back again, ready to fuck any glory hole he finds.
Okay.
To his right.
We have the one and only
EDM DJ Superstar.
I do more than EDM.
Right.
But to me, to me, to me.
I'm an EDM DJ now.
You're an EDM icon.
That's how I see you.
It's like you're just my,
that's how you started working for November
is because you are sort of the EDM guide
to that culture that I needed.
I've literally never talked to you about EDM.
Well, that I think is a huge L on my part
because I consider you sort of like a Sherp
towards...
What the fuck is a Sherpa?
A Sherpa, I'll have you know, is a guy...
Is you a Russian?
I think it's an Alaskan thing or something, but it's like you go to climb like a mountain
and there's a Sherpa and he's his guy...
That's a guide.
He wears like a big puffy, like, coat and he has maybe a dog and he guides you to the top
of the mountain.
Here's your Sherpa.
So I feel like you could have...
You could be an EDM shirpa for.
Is EDS still lit or is that over?
Is it over?
It's definitely not over.
But it's smaller than it used to be where everybody was just going crazy.
There was a huge boom, like how, you know,
SoundCloud rap had their boom and, you know.
I know.
It's kind of like that.
EDM's like that.
It's going to be around forever because.
I think I said that last time when we were on here is that No Jumper count blew up
during the like the toxic masculinity wave of hip hop.
And that I remember when EDM was blowing up and I remember feeling a little lost.
Like, damn, I don't know shit about this.
It was like the biggest thing ever at all point.
It changed your life.
I mean, yeah, I guess
She did, she did Molly every day for seven weekends
and a row.
Did I tell you that?
No, I just say, I just assume.
Because you're right.
Really?
Why did I just say that, actually?
To be honest, that was a really weird moment.
It's weird, like, is weird, but it kind of did change my life.
Really?
It like opens you up or something, right?
It just made me more, like, social, more open and fun.
I was always fun, but I was kind of like,
the fun was trapped inside.
Wait, wait, two things before we're gone.
One, do we have the switch around now?
Yes.
How does that work?
Is someone switching it manually?
Yes, Lou is literally all up in that.
So you might look at it from time.
It's Yuri.
Yeah, because, you know, this is my thing.
For a long time, I sort of was like, nah, fuck production quality.
We're just going to have one camera, leave it like that forever.
And then one day I was watching somebody else's podcast, like four people, one angle.
And I was like, you know what, this sucks.
It looks like shit.
Like, I'm not going to lie that Joe Button one looks pretty good.
Three people, one camera.
But I never feel like.
Why is Parks not in camera?
I don't know.
He doesn't fit, right?
It's too white, maybe.
I watched it on YouTube
for like one of the first times today.
Also, I like the close-up because...
Did you hear me get a shout out on the Joe Button podcast
the other day?
You didn't hear that one?
I might have breezed over it.
I mean, it wasn't the biggest thing that happened in my life.
Well, it probably should have been.
It wasn't necessarily like the biggest shot at there.
Just talking about the Dame Dash interview
and it was funny because Rory's observation
was basically like, no offense to Adam.
But when you do a Dame Dash interview,
you basically just kind of try to rein in a man.
Isn't that the one you?
you have beef with?
Who?
You want to fight him, right?
Dame Dash?
Rory.
No, no, no.
You told me you have beef with him.
I'm going to fight him.
He talked shit on Twitter at one point.
I keep thinking about that when I watched like movies and saw like, you know,
sometimes people just punch each other.
It's like, that doesn't really happen in real life that much.
Yeah, I don't know where the fuck you from.
Well, okay.
Also, are we, we're not, what happened to the one week of no weed rule?
You know, I thought about that, but then this no jumper, Cush just came out.
Yeah, you're right.
It just completely changed.
how I feel about Kush.
I really think this is the kind of stuff
you want to smoke every minute of the day.
The No Cush rule only lasted for literally
not one episode.
You know, life is boring when you're not getting high.
Kim doesn't think so.
I cannot agree. But actually, no, I smoke weed a little bit.
That's why I want a sample of the No Jumper Weed.
We are going to hook you up with that
so that you can see what it's like.
You're probably just going to just turn it over
to your jealous boyfriend who would probably like...
My jealous boyfriend.
Probably hoards all your weed.
Oh, my God.
That's exactly what he does.
That's how the sense.
sex trade works is that you go out and you get weed and then you bring it to your
your guy your significant other your significant other he feeds you weed getting
power damn how did I know that you went on every day for seven weekends in a row that's
insane uh is it really that insane because I didn't even think about it as I said it you
were just but then it ended up being true someone said how much for a eighth how much for
a eighth I don't really know we're going to be on us it's about to be in a lot of different
weed shops all over the world actually to be honest Tony mooluf made a really really dope
video, dope cool video
about the grow operation up
north that we are operating
out of that we have our product being grown out.
It is insane. When people see this video, they're going to lose
their friggin minds. Because it is like
going into a giant hospital that is
just designed for Cush.
It is so clean.
You've never seen anything like this. And there's so
many rooms and you go into certain rooms
and they're growing fucking random shit
that they're just flipping real quick. And then you go into other rooms
and it's super crazy
all different stages. And then
the weed. Not like, that's not like they're growing mids or anything, but they did, they had a room
growing all blue dream. And they were just like, yeah, you know, people make fun of it, but people
always want to buy this shit. Who's dead? Why do they make fun of blue dream? I don't know.
Is that a bad one? Because, you know what is weird? I realize from talking to these weed
experts at the weed laboratory, weed grow-off operation. Thanks to his weed laboratory.
Yeah, I don't have the greatest language when it comes to this. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking
about, but basically like, they're so tuned into the weed community where everybody's always like
hating and talking shit and being so particular about weed.
And then they're kind of like surprised when, you know, in reality, rappers smoke a lot of weed.
But how many times you really hear rappers, like, know a lot about weed?
It's very rare.
But these growers and shit, their audience is people who are the biggest weed durns on earth.
So they are so tuned into the world of shit talk and criticism that happens with those people that they end up with like sort of like a weird distorted view.
Yeah, it's not the same.
But then actually when I post weed on my story and stuff, it is weird because it's like I, like it could be weed that I know.
know for a fact it's like incredible like great quality weed and people just it's
mids it's mids because it's like you might post a photo where it's not well lit and stuff
and people feel like i guess can you look at it and tell like oh this is mid if it doesn't have those
fucking crystals or something i'm gonna be totally up front that's meth and it's has crystals
if it has crystals that's meth and that's good too the THC crystals right oh she's such an expert
oh i know what i'm talking about what do you call it when you grow the grow operations sure the
grow up no not herbology or
whatever, what the fuck do you call it?
Herbology.
Botany?
No, whatever.
Hydroponics?
Hydroponics.
I feel like, I don't know.
They're like hydroponic experts.
And they probably don't even call, like, them weed.
They call it like...
Shout out to you for trying to keep up in this whole lot of time.
I used to smoke.
I used to be stoner.
I worked out of a weed dispensary.
And you're trying to become a weed influencer, right?
Young stoner life records.
Yeah.
I'm sponsored by no jumper weed.
You are.
And in the future, you're probably going to get like 300 bucks.
So average it is a glass blunt on your story.
and that's going to be big.
That's going to be lit.
Someone, when I first started DJing,
my friend was trying to convince me to be a weed DJ.
Really?
Not sure what that means, but a weed DJ.
It's so sad that that's just a marketing thing
that everybody understands what that might be like.
It's like just promote weed and you're just automatically.
You know?
Because we all know that there's like Instagram models
and then there's like weed Instagram models
and they're just regular Instagram models
except they smoke blunts and like take pictures with the raw papers and shit.
Or like hype bees weed smoking Instagram models
ass out in the supreme thong smoking a joint.
But when you describe that,
how does that girl not have a million followers
if she's in any way decent looking
or funny or cool or whatever?
It's like, that's just, that's it.
That's the trifecta right there.
Kim, how do you feel?
What's keeping you, I don't know,
what's keeping you from not being an ID thought?
What's keeping you from really living your truth
as an IG weed thought model girl?
My parents and my morals, I don't know.
Yeah, that sucks.
You have those.
I have some.
unlike you two are here.
No.
Can you post on Twitter too?
For sure, I would sell pussy if I had a chance.
I sometimes think that you wish you were a woman because I feel like you, I think I've
talked to you about this, how you would just 100% be like a stripper, prostitute, all
of the above.
Probably.
It's nothing wrong with any of those things, by that.
I don't think it's anything wrong, but I just know that Adam would just really.
You hit that juncture in your life where you're like 18, 19, 20, 21, where you're sort of
like deciding that you're going to like live a fucked up life and that you're not going to live
by the rules of society.
And what do guys do?
guys go out and they start selling drugs or they join a band or they become a shitty rapper
and they start trying to like you like every guy needs a hero quest in their life
and women too what was your what was your hero quest my hero quest was scamming and selling drugs
and then eventually online poker and then starting a BMX website they were all part of this
this multi-series hero quest as in like this is the thing I do in life and I want to be the best
that is going to define you because you're 18 you're this a raw seedling of a person you have a
Everyone thinks like that.
No, but I think that there's a lot of truth to it.
And I think that when you see, you know what I really think is when I see somebody who gets addicted to drugs super bad when they're like really young, it's like that's what they want.
They know that they haven't struggled, that there's no real struggle in their life or whatever.
So they want to go out and get fucked up on drugs so that they can have something that they went through.
That's actually they might not really think of it that way, but I think that that's really what they actually want.
That's like the same as like some niggie that, like some kid that just like starts gang banging.
who's from like a nice family
and nice home who didn't have to go do that
There's a lot of people who do that
You know it's like a very different type
When you talk about somebody who was actually born in a neighborhood
grew up
Had no fucking option
We all know people like that
We also all know people from the Valley
Who all they want to do in their life
Is just be a fucking cool, tough gangster guy
I'm not gonna lie I was probably part of like that too
Because I'm from Nashville
Fucking New Hampshire
And I'm over here obsessed with rap music
And what do I do as soon as I kind of like
Leave the Nest and start being around people and stuff
I start scamming and fucking
Trying to sell weed
and all this shit, you know?
It's just kind of like, like, guys in particular feel like they want to take on this challenge
to be this independent person doing it.
Nowadays, I don't really even know what the fucking outlet would have been for girls.
I guess, you know, becoming a stripper or something, it's kind of like the girl equivalent
of that where it's like you go out, you take your life into your own hands, but then you
also get to make a ton of money, like the most money that you could possibly make is becoming
a stripper for most young girls, right?
Or selling pussy.
And so if they go out and do that, that's their hero quest, you know?
And now, though, it's like those girls, they don't even have to go into the social setting.
They don't even have to go to the strip club.
They just get a private snap and maybe they just start fucking turn it and selling nudes in the DMs
and maybe turning tricks after a while.
And they sort of like level up into that.
Maybe they get into porn at some point just to get the cloud up, get the name out there.
I just want to a complete tangent because you said everyone needs a hero quest.
And then you turn your hero quest into becoming a scammer or a gangster, hard, tough guy.
And then the female version is a stripper or a girl that sells pussy or nudes online.
But you said everyone needs a hero class.
Not everybody.
Because a lot of people, they turn 18 and they go to college and they become a doctor.
So where does everyone come in?
That's still their hero quest.
What?
Them going to college?
Yeah.
I mean, it's still like them going out into the world and like taking on something.
I mean, it's very rarely that you like meet somebody who doesn't feel the need to sort of like get into something.
Can our switcher stops smoking weed and make sure to switch?
Wait, so big.
You're not happy with your switching.
He might feel like...
No, because I was talking and it wasn't on me.
And me and me and House were making funny faces at each other.
I think it's a question of how much switching should be done.
Because, yeah, maybe Camryl's talking, but...
Switching all the time is a little bit intense.
Do you don't think so?
Yeah, I mean, when we're all batting it around back and forth, like crazy,
it feels like sometimes that's when they need to sort of show the whole scene.
Us laughing at his Hero Quest talk was a pretty funny time.
Yeah, but none of that was showing.
You guys think that you're so funny.
We are.
Yuri, try to be less tone-depth.
Thank you.
Yeri, try to pay attention to the actual podcast.
Try to pay attention to how hilarious and brilliant we are
because we need you to be more observant of it.
Okay, okay.
All right, wait.
What did you guys do this weekend?
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Is Yuri's hero quest?
Banging the Blackout Girls.
Try.
Trying.
Try and to bend the Blackout girls.
He said that that was his Beyonce.
On, on, on, on God, on hood.
No cat.
No cat.
Oh, Larry.
Oh, Larry.
Who's died that we get dedicated to?
Someone that died that we should show respect to that we don't talk about enough.
Don't put that on nobody.
No, I want to-
Because it's not going to happen, that's why.
No, real talk, though.
I do want to start saying like, oh, it sounds-no.
No, actually, I do have friends who say, on job.
On job.
That's almost a joke, which is almost fucking-known.
No, because I do, I see, like, meme accounts and stuff saying that as a joke.
Or like, it does kind of bother me.
Or like, jaw tokens.
Or like, yeah.
Yeah.
We've seen jaw tokens.
What's that?
I didn't get that for the longest time.
Everyone was trying to give me jaw tokens.
It was like instead of cloud tokens, you get junk.
Like X took over clout now that he's gone.
It's so fucked.
Some of the funniest memes, to be honest, and I felt kind of bad laughing about it.
But you say the stream is lagging.
Fuck them.
When somebody go outside and check.
And we can't talk about it either way, because if the stream is lagging and the upload is fucked up,
then we're just going to upload the recorded version that I'm recording right here.
Anyway, yeah.
What, no jumper shirt?
Anyway, sorry, what?
I have a new no jumper shirt on right here.
Look at you.
Yes.
You're a Hawaiian.
Only God can judge me.
I'm going to be wearing this to Hawaii.
Why I say no jumper twice, though?
Because we're out here just saying our own name twice.
I feel you.
We're balling like athletes and we got no jumper.
It's no jumper, balling like an athlete, got no jumper.
You can just say it over and over and over.
I thought it literally said, only God could judge me.
Oh, no.
That's a good idea, too, though.
You should do some crazy, like, Catholic school-themed shirt with, like, a cross-in, some weird shit.
And then we could actually pull up to a school dance to promote it.
And give out shirts.
You could take a bunch of 16-year-old girls to a school dance.
Anyway, so the next topic.
The next topic.
How was your weekend, Cam, girl?
My weekend.
I'm not having at the idea of you promoting.
No, because you always get, I always get DMs that are like, hey, people are always like,
yo, Adam, Lena, take me to prom.
I'm like, I just think it's so funny because it's like, you know what people would say?
I think it's like illegal.
If I went anywhere near a prom or school or general, it would not be a good look.
You're not allowed to live near like five,
mile radius of a story.
Yeah, because I took a pee in a bush one time outside of church.
That happened to my friend before.
On Halloween, she, like, was taking a pissed downtown.
That's the one case that we should all be so thankful that we never caught is becoming
a sex offender because we peed the bush or something.
Didn't you get your dick sucked on like a church parking lot or something?
Probably many times, to be totally honest.
You said you, you said you would always get your dick sucked and went back home in some church
parking lot or something.
You would tell the story all the time.
too long. He doesn't remember.
Yeah, you said it was a church parking lot.
I feel like it was a school.
Like, there was a school name.
My mom's stuff.
That's like, you're not okay.
I went to that school like a couple years before this.
That's still not.
How can I not get?
Define a couple.
It's at night.
I'm talking about I was getting top in the school parking lot, but I was like,
I was getting top in the school parking lot by thought.
But I mean, it's just like the random parking lot around the corner from my house.
And to be, oh, no, no, no, no.
Wow.
I just remember what church you were talking about.
Exactly.
Because you want to know what happened one time is there used to be this girl that I
used to kick it with and she fucking loved me on my birthday she came through and she brought me a
fucking bag of bum-ass coke and we were hanging out in the car smoking fucking shitty blunts
and drinking wine and doing this garbage coke my friend how garbage be talking my man just really
just chalky bullshit it didn't even break down dude she liked me so much that she would like
send me birthday presents and stuff and I'm almost assuming that she's listening to this right now
and she's going to hit me up like here you're talking about me on the blanket you're going to ask when
when's your next birthday?
Did someone share on your profile?
Who?
This podcast?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yuri or someone,
can you guys check?
I think Yuri's doing that,
hopefully.
Didn't you ask Josh or someone to do it?
Can I throw this out there?
People always want to know
if I went to Nashua High North or National High South.
Yeah, they're arguing about it right now.
Listen, when I lived in Nashville,
there was only one.
Which was?
And it's the one that is now called National High South, I believe.
Was it like North and South Korea where they divided?
Yes, literally.
But the next year after me, like students who graduated in 2003, the schools were divided.
So in 2002, it was all the same building, yes.
In 1960, when you graduated, they opened up a new one.
I would like to say I graduated in the year 2002.
Okay.
A piece of shit.
I was in like elementary school probably.
What were you doing in 2002?
Well, year were you born?
93.
93.
You would have been my Dulja.
Your what?
My nine-year-old.
I would have sent you to do some killing for me.
You're a d'ol.
I'm watching the wire a lot lately.
so I've been thinking that I need to...
You've been watching the wire for like six months.
I'm on the last episode and I've been thinking
because on that show they like they will find
like a fucking 14 year old boy to just go catch bodies
for them. I'm talking to think like damn I don't even have no
shooters. I started watching top boy
that shit's good. Oh my god it's fucking amazing. Top boy?
Top boy. Top boy. Bottom boy.
What is this some gay shit? What is that?
Oh yeah I want to make a rule. Let's try to do
no gay jokes for one podcast. Is that possible?
Look at Adam's face.
Not with him.
Us not doing any gay jokes.
jokes for a whole episode is like house phone not sucking a dick first of all I only go it just
won't happen it's impossible I only go with the gay jokes because you're white and it's funny
and I'm used to having white homie no because you're like greatest influence in your life is
Tyler the creator and you're trying to get on his level of sussness
Tyler creator is great though I mean that he is he does it better than you I'm sorry but being
gay yeah he's actually he's actually sucking dick so but you think he is bro he is right I think he
probably I wish he would come out and just talk he always has like muses and they're always like
little white boys.
Does he?
How do I get that gig?
He talks about like,
openly fucking white boys.
What was that?
It used to be like,
it used to seem like a troll thing.
Hey,
can you find that,
I think it's past that now.
Maybe it started that way.
Remember the kid that you would have on the shirts?
The blonde one?
I don't think he was fucking him though.
That was just the ho-
That was his muse, though,
because now he has a different one.
You want to hear an assignment though?
Because I heard some people talking about this
on another podcast.
This is your assignment.
And they said that in that Funk Flex podcast,
that they actually say,
to him like who do you hang out
right right he's like I don't even hang out with my normal friends
because I always be doing shit that they don't
that they don't fuck with.
When they were talking about in the New York Times podcast
they were like is that a reference
to like basically doing some gay shit
like hanging out with like dudes that you're fucking or some shit
yeah that's what I want to know
is that what he was referring to? What else is he doing
that his friends don't want to be doing? Yes you guys
I'll face time him right now. Bing
yeah Tyler wait hold on
what's good with your sexuality. Wait wait
wait look this is a real question though so
if Lou or if Yuri was like fucking some dude
we'll say Yuri if Yuri was fucking a dude
so Yuri's fucking a dude okay
and you wouldn't want to hang around him just because
wait what was Yuri doing? Fucking a guy
no and that's what I want Tyler creator to know
is that honestly like
if you're sucking a dick or whatever and you think it might be awkward if I'm around
it's all good I won't say shit I will sign that NDA
anyway
I missed the point
how's your guys weekend
guys. More PC topic.
What the fuck did I do?
Fright. I'm trying to remember what I was a friend.
Oh my God. I want to talk about my weekend.
Why? Because you did cocaine? No.
No.
I think what did you do?
I had a fucking terrible show in Santa Ana.
Oh, I had a great show.
Actually, it wasn't terrible. Who were you opening for?
Nobody. He was my cell.
Hey, he was headliner. But who was MDMA?
Uh, uh, oh, no, the activist's a little brother.
Oh, okay. So you played a show with him.
You played the small room at the observatory?
Not even a desertory. It's another place called La Santa.
there's another venue in Sanana.
I didn't even know that.
I didn't know either.
I didn't know either.
Yeah.
I love Santa.
And what's that like?
Oh, okay, wait.
Guess who came?
The dude that got my face,
your face,
Colvinnett.
Did you take a picture with them?
Oh, legend.
No, yeah, that dude was tight.
With that you mean,
academics face?
Fuck you.
Oh, one second.
Just check this up.
Asshole warning.
Asshole warning.
Just so, if you say something
I'm probably going to be the one
who is most likely to do this,
but I might bust this out.
Asshole alert.
I was going to say,
I feel like I need to be.
We got a bunch of these in the mail today and I don't know what the company is called
But I guess if you search asshole you might find it is this for when you're at when someone else is acting an asshole
Yeah you press it yes I'm like I get that shit in the middle of the table I can I can feel my I can feel my fingers it
I'm not let me know if you want it and I'll consider it but I don't know if I really trust you guys with that
Whoa what you might be acting an asshole at all time so we might to just keep it on repeat
Can I say something since you guys are being so timid and scared to jump making I say something about my weekend? Yeah go
Saturday you're being timid you're being timid you're scared to keep it
to jump in Kim we need to know facts on the spot but I'm the one that presented this amazing topic of weekend oh right okay cool I just want to make one observation on my mind on Saturday I went to the skate park there's a Tony Maloof had a skate park jam in Long Beach I went and I hung out in the hood at the skate park smoke splits play condama it really felt good because I feel like when I'm in LA I've gotten into this weird thing where I never go anywhere besides here the office and at my house and I feel you I never go over
places. You were supposed to
to come to me to the TJX6 show and then you just didn't
go at the last minute. I forgot what happened with that.
You got sick of that real street fest
and just went home. Oh yeah, that was so boring.
That's exactly what I was. Such a fucking nightmare
yeah. That's exactly what happened.
If you would have came, you would have got
that amazing clip of him getting fake
arrested. I know I would have been able to be at the center
of that controversy, which is always what I
crave. Adam 22 posted the clip of TJX6
getting arrested. If I was there
it would have been so good. You would have flipped the fuck
Anyway, he's blown up.
Everyone already thought that you were the reason why.
Let's just say that he already has over a million on a bunch of different songs now, which is...
Oh, yeah.
He had like $100,000 like a month ago.
It's crazy.
He's blowing up.
We're going to say, cash or Kwan wants to come here and do it interview.
Can I do it with you?
Yes, that's what I was thinking.
You might be...
Cash or a client.
You got to get Blasie to do it with you for up.
Blasie knows.
Blasie is the cash or Kwan of...
Expert?
Yes.
Are you just giving him that because he did a bunch of coke with him when I and talked about?
Not everyone is you too
That's how I bro down with people sometimes though
What being off the bag?
Well in the past
Like I said I haven't done it all year
No that's good
I think when the last time I did Coke was
Probably before the show
In the car on the way over here
I'm definitely way too timid
It's the only way to explain
How turned up you are right now
I'm so turned
Woo
My weekend was amazing guys
If anyone cares
What did you do?
I went to El Paso
I was an EDM legend
Did you visit the scene of the mass shooting?
Honestly, I did drive past it.
Wow, that's just respectful.
You didn't go pay your respects?
I was in a car with the fucking promoter.
They're driving me into the show.
What am I going to tell them to pull over?
So the promoter also had no respect.
You should have like took a picture praying in front of the Walmart.
Yeah, I don't know if that's right.
Remember Bones?
To stick that picture in front of Columbine with a gun out?
He did, huh?
I thought about going there and like taking a picture of video with a, like, making a TikTok with Housebone's new song.
Bro.
At Columbine?
That would have been amazing.
Columbine at Walmart.
I went to Columbine High one time.
Brian Bikes.
Is that where you got that head thing?
Head thing?
Where you got head in the school.
No,
you got head in Colorado.
Sounds like something you would do.
You got head in Columbine.
I got head at Columbine.
That's a bar right there.
No.
Oh my God.
It was,
we went on a trip.
We were in Denver for like a whole month.
And at one point we drove by the Columbine school.
We didn't take photos or anything.
We just drove by really slow and just looked.
Oh, that makes me sad.
I really want to find the picture of bones in front of Columbine.
Yeah.
You know, it's funny to think that that sort of early Soundclad era, there was a lot of Columbine
trolling going on because Zach FDP also made that really, uh, really tasteless shirt
that I really fuck with.
Yeah.
That wasn't even, it just, it was just like, it said physical.
It didn't say like Columbine, da da da, da, da.
No, it did.
It said something on it.
It said Columbine physical education, like a fucking,
dude that's got fucked up too, right?
Like, like, everybody running because they, you get shot at.
Okay.
Okay.
I feel like Zach though
Like Zach is a good example
Zach from FTP is a good example of
Someone who sort of use
That like trolling like sense of humor
Doing fucked up shit at first to sort of get
Some attention like he used to troll Supreme
Or not Supreme but like Pink Dolphin and like
He'd talk shit about all these brands and stuff
And now he wouldn't do that anymore but he like
But listen but we got it out of the system early on
Okay look but can we can we define
What his like brand was built on? Yeah
Can we define trolling though? Because it's like
Was he really trolling? Like that make it really
pulled up in front of their store.
Yeah, he was talking shit.
That was real life shit.
That wasn't even hating.
It was just like they were lame back then.
I'm sorry guys.
Like whatever.
Shout out to box.
Like whatever like like they were lame back then.
It was just kind of funny to just make fun of it.
They want you to delete that video by the way.
The blog?
Why?
Why?
Because when you search pink dolphins probably the first thing it comes up.
I don't know.
Probably.
You want me to delete that.
That guy's asked me like a few times.
Really?
I just always go.
Uh huh?
Yeah.
What dude?
They didn't give a reason.
Uh, like the marketing director or something.
The one that I hosted?
Oh no, they never put that
What the hell you're talking about?
That's so weird to imagine the pink dolphin is a wrong.
But FTP pulled up outside
with the truck.
That's so old.
Why the fuck would he want to do that?
I know.
It's weird to think that pink dolphin
is like a real company
when people work there
and they're actually having conversations
about three or four year old uploads
and how they wish they weren't up.
The last time they asked me that, I believe
with like, remember when we went to
De Savage?
Oh my God, that was like recently as fuck.
I know.
And they've asked me before too.
If they're going to, if I'm going to delete that video,
I need to be dripping
in pink dolphin drip for the rest of my life.
I want to be, I want to wake up every day
and literally look out into my closet
and have it just be a sea of 10,000 different
items of pink dolphin drip.
Just like,
then, and only then will I take back my video.
I feel like they would do it.
I am just kidding, I would not wear that shit.
No offense to them or anything, but, I mean,
they were asking me, I was doing an interview for somebody the other day,
they're like, what brand, what's your favorite brand?
You said pink dolphin?
No, I said Supreme, but I'm like, I don't wear Supreme.
I just think it's dope.
I can't even believe you said that.
As a brand, I really like and respect.
It's not like I wear it.
You have one Supreme shirt and one pair of Supreme Jordan Fives that you've never worn.
Yeah, I think it's a dope brand.
I just don't choose to like buy it and participate in it.
I just respect the progression, the growth, the respect, like, I think the stuff looks dope.
I just don't.
I'm not going to go buy it.
I'm not going to collect it.
I should just said Pink Dolphin.
I feel like you know more about Pink Dolphin than Supreme.
What is a brand that you guys seem to think that I even like?
I don't think that there's any.
I think, I don't know.
You would just say, like,
the only thing I ever see where is no jumper.
So you should just been like,
no jumper,
the coolest brand in the world.
You should have.
Check these proud of shoes out, though.
Yuri,
pull it back.
Oh,
wrong one.
Both people.
There you.
Whoa.
They look so gay right now.
They look really bad with your outfit.
This looks so gay.
Also, this outfit you had on at the skate park was terrible.
You didn't like the camo pants with the produce.
I thought I looked cool.
I left the house feeling like I looked great.
Let me,
let me style your jeans next time.
If you would have had better jeans on,
you would have been killing.
What kind of jeans you want to see me in some robins?
I got robins.
If you would have put the black robins on,
you would have been killing it.
Is that the ones with the little like sted thingies on the back
that you wore every day in London and Chicago for three weeks?
Yes.
You wore them every single day.
It says a lot about the durability of those pants that I wore them every day for like
three weeks.
I was in another country.
I was exposed to all kinds of different terrain.
Different elements.
I was sweating.
I was sweating like a bitch.
You had a great shape.
You had a slug nut on you?
No, that was a different pair of jeans.
Thank God.
That didn't get on the Robbins.
Were you there when this happened when the slug netted on him?
I think I was running away from that at that point.
Oh my God, I sat.
Walking home, I sit on this ledge for 15 minutes and talk to Lenin.
I get up.
I go home.
Sit on the bed for a second.
I go back into the room.
I'm about to start rolling a split.
I look down.
There's a trail of snail juice encompassing my entire leg.
I was so disgusting.
It was every.
I felt like I got Bukaki by nature.
Bucaki.
You know what shoes you need to get next?
What?
Pink Converse.
With Hello Kitty on them.
With Hello Kitty on them.
I think you look great in them.
Okay.
I'm honest.
Hello Kitty.
A brand I can respect with it.
It's not like I've ever like wanted to buy it.
San Rio is a real brand.
You're wearing mighty ducks.
You're dressed like you're dressed like you went into round two in one of the shopping space.
You do look like that.
Hey, these are actually round two shorts too.
That's hell of funny.
I can tell. Yeah.
Shout out round two, man.
This shirt is fire.
My vintage drip is on point.
Don't ever disrespect.
You could tell us vintage because it has a weird, like,
highlighter pink stain on the back right there.
That's because I was making out with some,
some bitch at the, at the, at the,
techno club.
I was gonna say,
you've been making out with like a fucking pink tally tubby?
You went to email night?
I haven't met to emo night forever.
It's been so long, right?
I wonder how many.
I saw you there once.
I bet a lot of the people that go to email
night that used to be binary
when I would go there, I bet they're trans now.
I bet a lot of people switch up their pronouns.
Literally, what?
No?
You don't think?
Just why?
What is your thought when you go to somebody's page and you know that they're just a dude, just a white dude, and you go to their page and it says he slash him?
And you're like, okay.
Thanks for telling me.
I haven't seen that, actually.
I've seen where it was like, I don't know.
I might have been confused.
It makes me so mad.
I'm like, why are you trying to be down so bad?
That's like, that's probably how people feel when they look at you.
That's like, if you're somebody who like lives like near where some crips live and like you just go on your Instagram.
Yeah, and your Instagram just says, like, big Crip.
Literally me.
It's like, no.
I just live next to the Crips.
Yeah, same.
All the Crips.
I congregate around them at times, but I'm not a member.
Do you spell everything, like, thick with two Cs?
Two Cs just to move.
See, even Camgirl knows about that.
You know that shit played out.
You know the cop's got to know about it.
I used to put...
Hey, just because I know about it doesn't mean it's played out, asshole.
You probably are a loki of cop.
I bet you're there in form it.
That would be so hard.
Me?
Yeah.
There's a Russian spy right next to you.
Literally right and behind it.
How dare you?
anything about him.
Exactly.
He might not be a spot.
We have to do a lot more
a lot more research before we can make
any decisions about that.
The chat thinks you're gay AF.
Me?
They also say I look like I do drugs
every weekend.
You do.
I literally am about to have a threesome
right after this.
How do you guys feel about that?
I thought you were going to say right now.
I was going to be like, no, you're not.
You guys.
No, you're fucking not.
Can I go out?
Can I get a lighter?
Because this cushion ain't going to light itself.
This dick ain't going to suck
That's a really good point.
Also, I DJed on Sunday.
Where?
No, Saturday?
No, Sunday.
Why?
At a Mama Lion.
It was actually really dope.
I think I'm going to like, I want to start a night, I think.
A night?
Cam girl night.
You don't think it'll get blown out?
You're going to get all horny old white dudes that come like, oh my God, cam grow night.
Because they're going to think that it's like camp.
You need to get a squad of other cool Asian girls and create like the David Dobrig vlogs, like that.
Asian vlog
Bitches in LA
That's what you need to do
You need to form a group
You Parisa
Fucking whoever that is
Wait I have to have Asian
DJ girls
Yeah so you have to be like
I actually did want to start an Asian
Not even Asian
Just like a girl DJ
Click thing
And that light
Like a light
Like a light
And it's
Is it oh the chat
I mean the stream's lagging too
We don't know that
But maybe yeah
I don't know
Well I'm checking it on my computer right here
Oh you are right
Yeah
Well we're recording it too
stuff is get fucked that we can just all right anyway yeah so anyways guys Asian girls you anyways
let's talk about how lit and great of a DJ I was because Adam doesn't care about me first of all
so well we pull up from my show that was like three people there it was that it was that bad no it was
it was like 10 people it was bad though wow that hurts it was bad but it was it was partially my fault
because uh it was on September to 1st I didn't start promoting it until like yeah was that like a last
minute thing or like it literally came from nowhere and then you're out of
asked me to post it on the jumper and all.
I was like, what?
It's because I honestly forgot to post it.
It can be really hard to promote
a mid-type show
if it's on a holiday,
especially.
I didn't even think about that that was even
a holiday or any of that.
Isn't it better if it's a holiday?
No, no, because niggas are doing everything.
No, because niggas are doing everything.
Oh, you have plans.
Labor Day.
What the hell even is Labor Day?
I did a stream on Sunday night
and it was probably the least money I made on stream
ever.
I'm not mad because it was still cool.
That's not.
It's good that we didn't do the podcast.
yesterday. Probably some truth. Well, no, but I feel like the midweek, it's all good, but I think
I'm doing a stream tomorrow and I just said there's sexual tension between Cam and Adam.
Ew. That's really not true. I'm going to be totally honest with. There really is none.
Okay, wait. There's actually absolutely not. I look at Adam. I see. Hey, some girl I know.
Somebody that I used to know. There's just really, it's weird when people say that there's sexual
tension between us because I'm like, you probably the worst judge of character. Oh, of sexual
attention. You said I'm the worst judge of character? No, that. No, whoever said that. Yeah. But also. But also
No, it's like, go on.
Okay, wait, wait.
People would be like, you're on coat.
And it's like, bro, I just smoked eight months.
I'm so, yeah.
It's like, I'm so, this is not what Coke looks like.
Yeah, and then they tell me that I'm ugly.
Like, come on.
No, I am a beautiful model.
Sorry, fucking dummies.
Stupid.
Anyway.
Continue with my praise.
I need my flowers.
But I just wanted to say, like, going from my show that didn't have like any people.
But the people that came, shout out to them because they were tight as fuck.
You got to start somewhere.
They were all nice.
They all knew every word.
the one dude had my fucking face tag
The one dude had my face tatted on him
You mean academics
It's questionable
I need to see a video
If you're performing as seven people
Alright I got you
It's like just watch the Travis Scott Doc
The first minute
It's literally that
You didn't watch it?
No I gotta get on that
The first scene is like him watching
Whatever one of the scenes is him watching
Himself perform like five years ago or whatever
In front of like 10 people or something
And then you know we all start somewhere
Gotta start somewhere
But anyway.
Farmington, come on.
Yeah.
So anyway, so me going from that.
And then we, we, I leave Santa Ana, come back to L.A.
Cam Gros, DJing at the club.
Line outside, wrapped around the fucking building just to see me.
Everybody in line to see you.
Everybody in line.
What club was this?
Everybody in line.
Everybody in line had a camgirl shirt on.
Mama Lime.
We're going to club, all Asian, Asian club.
Sickle-mo drops, fucking.
You play that?
That's so bold.
Bamba.
How does that talk about?
Like a light.
Like a light.
Signal boat drops and the place erupts.
And I played
Little Shack West, bitch, I'm dying, Kimberly.
Made this here, I have my dick out in the booth.
Whoa.
Yeah, anyways, guys.
Is Shacka's over?
Dude, I was thinking about it.
And, like, honestly, I think he has another one coming.
Have you heard that song with him and Lopon?
That song is actually hard.
That's like people saying
is little pump over.
Yeah, right.
It's not over.
Can you pass me the ashtray?
Yo, you nigger lip the fuck out of this blunt.
Well.
Am I not supposed to say that?
I mean, I just don't know what's responded with, but, uh.
Like, you wet,
you wet the blunt up a lot.
I got big lips.
Hey,
made this here.
I have my dick out in the booth.
Racist.
Um.
Cam girl off the Coke.
Huh.
I wish.
That's why she's so fun.
It was so fun.
If she was,
like,
dog,
yeah,
Cam girl off the,
that's not the face of the,
I make on Coke.
That's what you look like.
Can't grow off to Molly cannot control her jaw at all.
Dude, I'm so bad when I'm on Molly.
I wish I wore sunglasses because I was looking back at like videos I took and I'm
just like,
I would love it.
Honestly,
it was so scary.
Dude, Joe Rogan did mushrooms on his podcast.
Why can't we drop Molly?
Wait, when did he do that?
We have to do what?
I forget.
And it was,
I don't think he said he did it in that podcast,
but it was so obvious that they were on some weird as shit.
and then I heard him talking about the other day
like oh we took mushrooms on the pot yet so if you could do that
what's going to stop us from auntie and Molly in doing this
first of all you can eat some more AC before we do that
and I'll probably start rubbing your leg no hell no
I'm just so glad I want this side of the table
I just want to be with a dog
start rubbing my foot on your foot
you're looking at him right I'll get on some stars shit
smell the seat or something
no what he said you want to sniff her ankle
that he goes like man that girl in the desk
I'm gonna fuck around and lick the seat
that she's sitting on
I'm like nigga
how do you go say that by her co-workers
That was before he worked with her
But you never know who you're gonna work with
So you might as well just say all the
He seems like he just says whatever he wants
It's so good that she just had that she just was like
She ate that I remember I watched
His YouTube videos when he like
I don't know what happened if he got fired
Or if he quit but like he was making a bunch of videos
Trying to like expose them and shit
It was like suppose academics
It was really dumb
If you go watch his live stream, it's weird.
He's just like answering the people's questions and shit.
The best exposing of academics is definitely a...
I'm not looking at the fucking conversation.
Camp girl times Sailor Moon collab.
That'd be sick.
That'd be cool.
Yeah, that'd be great.
That'd be great.
Brasca.
Bra-deska.
Brasca.
Hey, hey, hey, what's the name of the niggas that guide you through the heel or whatever?
Sherpas.
You're a SoundCloud Sherpa.
Yes.
Sherpa.
No cat.
You're a Colchirpa.
That's what I do.
Coke Sherpa?
I'm the Coke Sherpa.
Yeah, the Cope.
I just said that.
You think I said that the discosur, but...
You think I said that this guy?
Can I keep his eyes open?
This week is all about
trying to troll
Nikki Minaj into responding to us.
Why is that?
You're doing that.
Let me explain.
Today we dropped the Mandy B.
podcast.
Mandy B went crazy on Nikki Minaj talking all kinds of shit.
Mandy B is one of the hosts
of the horrible decisions podcast.
It's like a sex podcast for the most part.
Why are you interviewing them every week?
Did you just interview them last week?
Well, this is the one interview that I did.
I did it last week and it's coming.
out this week. I thought you interviewed them again.
Awful person. Because I remember you talked about last week
and I was like, what? I thought she'd like interview them again.
No, that would be great.
But it's out and she's talking all the reckless about Nikki.
And then the thing is... Reckless like, what? She wants
to fight her? No, just talking hell of shit about her.
I watch a video. But then the thing
that's going to happen is that then the Chanel Westcoat podcast is going to come out
within the next couple days. And she's talking shit about how Nikki
blackballed her, her wouldn't let her get signed a young money.
I thought she was already signed to young money.
She didn't sign the young money.
She was supposed to. She was hanging out with the crew and everything.
And they were like, I don't want this white bitch around.
Wayne was about, wow, hot take.
Wayne was pushing for Chanel West Coast to get added because it's a hot take.
Well, me and Chanel West Coast are gang, gang.
Hold on.
So it's body train, really.
Hold on, hold on.
How was Wayne pushing for her to get signed when it's his label?
Was it not his label?
I don't know.
We don't know the inner work.
She was making it sound like Wayne wanted her on there, but then think about it.
If you're a Nikki Minaj and you're the one woman signed to this label and they're
talking about signing a bitch that you don't fuck with, what are you going to
You're going to say no.
I don't want her on her.
But she wasn't fucking with her just because she was white.
I don't even think it's that she thinks she's going to take her shine.
I think that she probably thought Chanel West Coast was going to bring the caliber and the status of young money down.
It would make her look like a fucking joke.
In her opinion, I'm sure she was feeling like she would be just lumped in with this girl that she didn't take seriously music.
But I mean, shit.
On the topic of Chanel West Coast, remember that fucking video of her outside of Delilah's or whatever?
I got her to talk about it at my God.
Lank.
She talks about it at length.
She was with a little pump, right?
Little pump.
Little pump.
Little pump.
She wasn't with little pump.
I was talking about it and I was referring to that guy as little pump and she goes,
you know that wasn't a little pump, right?
Like, yeah, I know.
And she's like, oh, did I say it like that?
I'm like, yeah, you said little pump.
It's not little pump.
It's not little pump.
That light has a mind of its own.
Maybe we should just accept that that light just does not want to be on right now.
If it just explodes on our faces.
Someone says Chanel West Coast is a doll.
A dolphin and a wig.
Jesus.
Someone said Chanel West Coast would ruin the brand.
I mean,
I think that was the whole point.
That's what I think Nikki might have thought.
Wait, didn't Paris Hilton like signed
or was supposed to sign Young Money too?
Right.
Or like,
was supposed to be a DJ or something.
I don't remember.
Dude.
Young money was wild and out at one point.
You respect her as a musician?
Why?
I respect her as a human being and a musician.
She's like a DJ now.
She's lit.
I know.
I took a photo with her.
That's so cool.
And the thing I like about her is that she actually
like she does it because she loves
I think she actually loves that music
like she fucking is going to all the EDCs and shit you know
how did you guys feel about spending time with Yadi
last time on the podcast that was kind of a high profile
interview to just occur as a completely total surprise
someone said in the comment
everyone just said it was really gay
we did talk about gay shit a lot it's a really good point
someone in the comments said house
mostly me someone in the comments at house phone wants Yaddy
to like him so bad and I felt that
and then they were telling me that I got starstruck
because in your mind
you could be like Yadi's like you could be
Deso Dube. You could be K Supreme
like Dez O'Dub is to low pump
you could be that to Yadi
Would you kill K Supreme to take his place
In Yadi's life? A one man sailing team
No but Lil Yadi is honestly tight
And I knew so much about him and that was tight
If Lil Yadi
Asked you to join the sailing team
Would you be his first captain?
There isn't anymore but you could join it
No you know what you need to do that
You need to pretend to be Big Bubba Chubba
It might work
Who? Didn't he get he got like kicked out for like
Wait no not him
One of them got kicked out for like scamming Yadi's fans and like
Scaming the tickets. Yeah, it was like one of the early ones one of the early dudes. I know somebody who at one point scammed a fan out of like 20 grand
I think it was chubbed I heard someone claim that they at one point pretended to be X over the phone and scammed a kid out of like five grand or ten grand or some shit for a feature this is before he died
But this is like nigga why didn't you FaceTime? Why would you say that it was him over the phone? I don't know. He just found some gullible ass fan and somehow
instant. But I can't even remember who told me
this. Some dude DME
was like, have you been getting this money? I'm like, what are you talking
about? He was like, oh, like this email
email me for the no jumper placement. He
sends me the
cash app that's like promo
phone with a picture of me. I'm like, wow.
People always ask me, the kid that
we had, he's always on the live stream and stuff
paid roly. He sends me this
picture of an email. He's like, bro,
so excited about the interview.
I'm like, bro, that's just fake, bro. You really
think No Jumper premieres
at gmail.com is a real email.
Anything that's at gmail.com is fake.
There's a nojumper.com email.
That's the kind of confusing part because I use my Gmail.
That's what I'm saying.
No, but it's just like, bro, like my nigga.
It's crazy how you refuse to move over to the no jumper one.
It's just confusing.
Dude, if you don't talk.
At nojumper.com, I have my assistant deal with it.
I felt that.
Why are you saying the email a lot?
Because he, no, he puts it up.
And then my assistant.
can respond back with the responses that I have written for him that are already established in that way yeah
I thought it's funny that in the email though you sign it like sign up signing off adam 22 but then like outwardly you're like yeah I'm not even fucking responding to it
right you fucking jabroni I just I need to have my assistant be able to supply the people with the information that they need you know supply them with the fucking drugs
boonk was playing solitaire during his interview that's insane is his jaw not wired anymore uh no
he's talking again, yeah. He wouldn't explain why
he got punched either. Do you know what he
needed to do? He needed to make
Kanye, uh...
Yo, I think he tried. What's the song again?
Through the wire. He didn't make his through the wire.
I think he tried to do that. That's what he would have blown him off.
That would be fucking tight.
No, because he, I think he was trying to auto sing like
humming like, uh, with his mouth closed.
Did you guys ever hear the conspiracy that that number even happened to
Kanye? But I don't believe it.
Oh, no. It doesn't really sound like his jaw is wired that tight.
It sounds like he was kind of pretending.
his job's right tight. I can kind of understand
the pictures of the car accident and of him
in the hospital and how big his
fucking mouth was. Yeah. I don't think
he was in the fucking video. But maybe
he got the shit off. Yeah, he probably
did it like right after. Yeah, he probably
got it. He probably did it right after. Did you see that
Kanye did the Sunday service in Watts?
That's where it was at.
He went there. He did it in the hood. I'm pretty sure, but I don't
know where exactly he did it. This girl
that I did not see one white head.
I would have felt so weird if I was there. I don't think
I would want me there. Just put a black hat on.
Some girl that I know is there and I was like how the fuck does she get there and that makes a lot of sense now
Yeah, because you do be hearing about like random people going and that makes you sort of realize like damn I could probably go to that shit
Is anyone gonna give a fuck about the fact that I don't believe in any of this shit?
I don't think I don't think anybody nobody's talking about the fact that this motherfucker's best friends with Trump
And Candace Owens
Whoever that is I mean and he got LIPO
I will go though I'll pull up though for sure. I'll be in there. Oh, hallelujah
Yo, this nigga's out of fun.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Say that.
You can't be disrespect.
Yeah.
Don't disrespect my religion.
I'm Jesus gang.
Are you Jesus gang?
Are you guys serious?
Jesus is my savior.
That's me pretending to be into this.
It's like if we go to a, if we go to a Lakers game, I'm going to be like, woo.
Why?
Lakers, yes.
I'm just going to sit there.
You cannot compare religion.
It's the same exact thing.
To the Lakers.
Jesus.
I mean, I'll say to Jesus chant.
There is no Jesus chant.
Jesus.
Jesus.
All the motherfuckers around me are going to think I'm.
totally seriously. They're going to start saying to Jesus, Jesus, at the fucking Sunday service.
I don't give a shit.
Nah, look.
Why would they have eggs?
To throw at you.
At church.
People bring eggs to church.
I have so much to learn.
Nah, look, look, I went to church and I was on Instagram.
Like, yeah, fuck the devil or some shit like that.
I will do that, too.
I'd be like, fuck the devil.
They didn't think it was funny, though.
They definitely kicked me out.
But it was okay.
They kicked you out of church.
Yeah, but this was like two years ago.
on Instagram. I was just being stupid. Well, you know there's a
homeless recording artist named Wesley Willis
that I used to be super into. Wesley Snipes?
Wesley. Go look him up. He was homeless.
He was homeless in the streets of Chicago
and he would make songs about the different things that he saw
on the streets of Chicago. If you go to
Chicago, there's a McDonald's called the Rock and Roll
McDonald's. It looks super crazy. It's like
fucking huge, weird looking place. And I think they just
remodeled it and used to look crazy or some shit.
And he made a song about it. Rock and roll
McDonald's! Rock and roll McDonald's.
Literally, go look it up and listen to it right now because
it's fucking hard.
That's also like
that other dude
there's like some other
homeless dude
downtown LA that used to sing
and like Ian
used to post him on his story
all the time.
There used to be a guy
there's a lot of talented
What was that dude's name?
There was a guy
in downtown LA
white dude
he would take oil
and put it all over the ground
and he would be slipping
and sliding
just off the meth
performing
on this patch of the sidewalk
slipping and sliding
and he would get in trouble
with the cops for putting the oil down
sounds kind of dangerous
I would see him
every month
Like break dancing?
For months and he would look worse and worse.
By the day he would look more and more weathered.
It was almost like you could just imagine that he was just going to be dead any day.
Jesus Christ.
It was crazy.
Living downtown was a fucking freak show, man.
He was off the pack though, or what?
You saw so much fucked up shit.
He was definitely on meth.
There's no way you could be.
Downtown just stresses me out.
Speaking of Kanye's Sunday service.
Kanye's Sunday service.
That's a fucking mouth.
Where I'm going to go and say, Jesus.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Did you guys see the viral video of him eating his airwax?
People are saying it was gum to me.
Dude.
He went straight from this to this.
So weird.
That's weird.
That's fire.
I feel like you guys look like you would eat your boogers and you look like you would eat your earwax.
I want to be totally honest and forthcoming.
I've eaten a lot of boogers in my life.
I've spent most of my life.
Really, booger eating has fallen off for me over the past couple of years where I just don't do it anymore.
It's because I've gotten, I've gotten.
I've gotten real into washing my hands over the past few years.
And then that makes me not want to eat my boogers.
Ew, you ate it when you were like an adult?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When you were an adult?
Yeah.
How old were you?
Like my whole life until the past couple years.
That thing is it until like yesterday.
Yeah, really.
Last night.
He's like I actually stopped.
I had a lot of wood.
What about you?
You ate like glue and shit, right?
Like Eleanor glue.
Paint chips?
I'm not white, bro.
I never done none of that.
You have to be white to glue?
Black kids don't do that?
Yeah, what do they eat?
Like rocks?
non-edible things to black kids eat.
Because for some reason, we assume that everyone needs to do that.
Listen, I had this a homegirl named Sabella.
She's going to be mad, me telling this.
I had a homegirl that used to...
She used to make sand pies in the...
Like, Sabella, right?
She used to make sand pies in the fucking playground,
and she had to get some surgery in her neck,
and she had this, like...
Because she ate so much sand?
Yeah, he was making, like, sand and dirt pies.
What the fuck?
She had this, like, scar on her neck
that's always been there her whole life
because she had to get into surgery or something.
Bitches is eating...
Sand got like stuck here
So they had to open it
Well like yeah they had to go in her throat from right here
That is weird
And my bitch eat sand
Yeah I don't think I've ever ate sand
I'm trying to think of like anything weird I've eaten
Shout out to the homie
No because when I was interviewing
Don Magic Juan which was a movie
He was talking about how
If you have a chick that you're having prostitute
for you that you need to kind of have the threat of violence
You need to like hold it over her head
That you could fuck her up
And I was really trying to question him on that
But maybe maybe what you're saying
Could have a point
maybe instead of beating her, you could feed her sand.
And, like, if she's good and she brings you a lot of money,
then you don't make her eating any sand.
She doesn't make any money.
You make her eat sand.
I feel like that's all just nuts.
Maybe you just should do.
She didn't sand and nuts, yeah.
Jack of both trades.
Okay.
Next topic.
Jesus, correct.
Should I pull out the topic topics?
Oh, you got some, you got the topic topics?
Hot topics.
This is kind of random.
Can we talk about your love for birds, honestly?
Can we talk about that first?
Oh, my God.
That's been a topic on my topic list for,
since we started this podcast, even before
when we had Cam House. Can we
talk about how we love birds?
The scooters? Yes. And limes
and Uber lifts and the wheelies
and all of them. So you're into this like six months or a year
after everybody else got into it? I've been
into it. I've been wanting to talk about. I just always forget.
But you talk about it.
Like, okay. It's like a very
prevalent thing here. And like
we know people. A lot of people might not. You have to remember. They don't
have it in like Toronto, New York.
My friends from Toronto came here
specifically to ride birds.
anyone who lives in like small towns
and cities probably
but they probably have seen it
in videos and stuff to a certain extent.
You guys if you're not already familiar,
Birge and the Limes
what we're talking about are these
rentable scooters that are just pretty much
anywhere on the fucking street here.
You take your phone and you just have to
download an app.
Log in look.
I've never seen anybody react in real
life the way that she reacts to it.
I thought everyone likes them.
How do you not like a fucking scooter?
You're just like oh my God, let's go.
Like she'll stop whatever we're doing.
I love it.
The one time that I did it
with Reed downtown,
which was a fucking movie because there was just so many people whoopened and a horror it was crazy it was a Broadway play
there's been a lot of people getting viral tweets off saying that shit I'm not I'm not I'm the one of thought that up but uh
there's like it was just so fun to just be zooming around on that thing dude it was so fun you know and it was
I don't think he'll ever lose his charm the wind on your face and it feels so it feels very safe I guess I say that
have you ever been hit by car ever people say that I like it because I don't have any friends
True.
Birds on my friends.
I think it's a great thing to do with friends.
Honestly,
like me and Reed
were doing it all through downtown
and the guys are so fun.
I actually smacked myself in the ankle so hard.
It blew up.
It looked like a fucking soft ball on my ankle.
What were you trying to do?
Like tricks?
You're trying to be a scooter kid.
I was trying to jump off of it
and sort of like run over this dirt patch
while holding it up in the air.
Does not sound safe.
Right.
But then instead it swung
and it smashed me in the ankle
and it hurts so fucking bad.
But I took it like a champ
and continued in my journey.
Actually, I went right home and I iced it.
There we go.
Old fuck.
Have you ever been injured on a bird yet?
No, but I tried riding those wheels.
Those things are fun too.
The mini bikes guys.
Oh my God, wait, wait.
It stresses me out because you go like to start it is this.
So if I'm just trying to move it on accident, I'll go like this.
I'm like, yeah.
Can we talk about how Ray J had bitted that?
Oh, yeah.
He has a store on the block that sells them.
Didn't he try to like sell you guys one?
Well, he came here when we first opened the shop.
I haven't seen him since, but he came here on one of those electric things.
Trying to sell one.
And I was just talking about it.
And he gave me his number.
I hit him up trying to talk about an interview or whatever.
Don't have been left.
We never heard that.
We need that.
He texted him again.
Who knows it was a real number?
Can you put,
he gave it to you.
Why would it not be the real number?
I would honestly,
it would be hard not to just sit down with rage and just said, listen, you are the fucking man.
He's going to say, no, but thank you.
Why?
I'm going to say, because of the way you dick down Kim Kardashian.
But it's not even.
You got to say because you hit it first.
You got to think about just.
You got to think about just like, it's not just that.
I need you to really go and do your research.
Vince Staples is a good person to source for this.
Vince Staples would give you all the reasons of why Ray J is the most influential person in hip hop.
And it's true, honestly.
Like that nigga has done.
He's just done so much in the community and like has been around.
I really like sexy can I.
That's my favorite song.
He was on one of the most popular fucking black sitcoms of like the 2000s.
Fucking Moesha, bro.
I'm really more of a Brian Pumbergagra.
But that's because.
Brandy.
Yeah, but it's just like...
I'm a Brian Pumper guy.
You're a Brian, more than
right.
It's just to me.
How are they comparable?
To me, I kind of put them in similar categories, though, of just pipe layers, really.
It's not just about the...
The Kim K thing was fired too.
I was thinking about the other day because my homie day day, who is like fat as hell, he needs
to lose like 100 pounds.
He was like telling me he's like, I want you to help me get in the porn game.
I think I got a pretty big dick.
I'm like, could you imagine a dude as fat as you in a, like, you honestly need to
lose like 100 pounds.
Wait, who said this you?
Day day.
is that Bell's cousin?
Well, he's not his cousin, but is his friend he's always with, yeah.
That's amazing.
How do you just outright tell him that?
How do you say that?
How do he think you were going to, like,
you were going to, like, send him to some fucking...
Go watch porn.
Do you see any morbidly obese people?
No, you just don't...
Everybody's, like, in really good shape.
You go watch a black scene.
Everybody's got a six-pack.
But I'm saying, like, you were going to take him to, like,
the producer and, like, help him become a porn star?
No, I was just thinking...
I know it's weird that I just started talking about this for no reason.
He was telling me they want to become a porn star,
but I was just like,
You think that was a way of him just being like,
hey, ha ha, I got a nice pipe game,
put me onto some bitches.
Does he always say that?
Yeah,
have you seen Brian Palmer's video talking about that?
He's like,
he made like a name up for dudes
who always asking where to hose at
and he just like made it for him.
Fuck,
I forgot.
Dude's always do that to me.
It's so weird.
I'm like,
dude's like,
I see you with a girls.
I'm like,
Brian Pumper.
You see me with girls like maybe once in a blue moon at a party or a club
and then like on my Snapchat at my house.
You never see me with girls.
when I'm like at the store and shit.
Yeah, it's like, what do you think?
Like, you're supposed to be like the whole regular?
I do know mad porn stars, but I mean, when one of my friends, like is just,
like a rapper dude is like, you know, introduce me at a porn star.
I'm like, like, if you maybe, if they said a specific one, I interviewed like a grown
ass rapper in his 30s recently.
Exactly.
Who then he was like, yo, what about this porn star that I had just done the Snapchat
three some with with Lena?
And he was all like, yo, put me on with her.
I told her about him.
And she actually said, and she's like his age, she's like mid-30s.
She was like, honestly, he's too old.
I like young boys.
I'm like, she means like, you know.
Yeah, of age, of course.
But she's straight up.
She's like, I want to, she's like, no, I want like a 21-year-old.
I'm like, fire.
You break the news, Sam?
I just forgot.
Yeah, I was going to say, like, did you tell him that or what?
I did tell him that.
And he was just like, what the fuck is wrong?
Hey, go get a time machine and turn it back 10 years.
Maybe you'll have a chance.
Yo, hey, Kim, do you ever set your friends up on dates or, like, you know, like your boyfriend's friends?
Yeah, I mean, if they're down.
Both parties have to be consenting.
I'm trying to think if I...
That's what life.
Everybody should be consenting.
Thank you for the assurance on that, Kim.
I mean, if I, if I'm hanging out with someone and someone meets someone through me and they're interested, then I'll, yeah, I'll pass along a message like, hey, are you down?
Being a matchmaker can be complicated because everybody I know is up to no good.
everybody?
Pretty much.
You don't know one person that's like, okay, maybe this is a...
If I knew a guy who seemed like he was really looking for something serious with a girl
that I knew, I would definitely try to lay the connections together for sure.
I just don't feel like there's...
None of your...
I don't feel like I know any guys that seem like they're actually like looking for something
serious to the point where, you know, and I mean like, if it's just like, oh, you want
to meet this porn star girl and I can tell you you want to talk to her and she's either
going to say yes or no, basically based on what you look like and your cloud level.
And your cloud level.
And probably money.
and money.
Fuck cloud.
Yeah, because I'm sure maybe that dude,
like if he had been like,
yo, I got $2,000,
like a bitch, probably be like,
should come over.
Oh, she was one of those?
I mean,
I was about to ask, yeah,
when you link these two together,
do they get money?
If they did,
I think it's fucked up that I don't get it.
I was going to say,
maybe you need a percentage.
You need to throw that 10% on there.
For real.
If I could have made $200
by just like throwing this rapper
or connect to this guy,
that would be great.
I should actually get money
up front from the rappers,
though regardless of if I find any
pussy for them.
You should make a
regardless of the girl is down or not.
You should make a Tinder swipe for fucking
the porn stars and rappers.
What about this?
What about the rapper pays me?
So he doesn't feel like the girl is getting
paid but in reality I'm breaking her
off.
I don't want anything to do this.
You're trying to be Robin Hood right now.
What am I going to do?
No, because I once I'm...
Stealing from the rich to me to the porn.
Me and Lennon met this fucking girl in Miami
and she was hitting, she would...
He texted me.
I could tell she was just doing coke because it'd be like five of the morning.
She'd be texting me like, like, you know, I have like all these like escorts and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like if you have guys that you know who want to spend money, I got these girls, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, I don't know anybody wants to spend money.
I don't know anybody who got any money.
That was her asking you to buy some pussy subtly.
I'm definitely not in the market, but.
That's exactly what she was doing.
I mean, it was just weird because it's like, damn, I'm like, I guess that kind.
It's weird that she's assuming I have friends who have money.
And I'm like, that's weird that I don't.
I don't hang out with anybody, but if I did, it probably wouldn't be people with money because I don't really.
You don't really vibe with anybody.
I don't vibe, but nobody who got money.
You only vibe with broke people?
It is weird when you hang out with people who have more money than you.
Honestly, like, I was hanging out with Logan Paul.
And it's like kind of weird because it's like, he's working with him.
You feel insecure?
We went out in Vegas after Tanna and Jake's wedding.
No, I didn't really feel insecure, but it's just kind of weird to be around somebody who clearly is like getting so much attention everywhere you go.
but most of it is not like 100% positive.
Like you can just see people talking about him like everywhere you go
and it's just such a thing.
Even like in Vegas?
I feel like, uh, I mean, they've kind of really accepted it and kind of just
I don't know.
Yeah.
That's like a weird niche world though where it's like my nigga like.
No, everywhere you go.
People are no.
Really?
You're talking about Logan or Jake?
I mean both of them.
Both.
But with Jake, but with Jake a lot of people hate him but they don't have like a good thing
to hate him for with Logan.
It's like you did the source of shit.
they could just hate them for.
It's just kind of weird.
But I've been thinking about that
because I fuck with Mike,
who's the co-host on Logan Paul's shit.
And I was thinking, like, maybe that could be my, like,
I'll just, like, not even really do no jumper shit anymore.
I'll just be, like, hanging around Logan Paul.
I could just be my new identity.
This is the in Logan Paul's crew?
Well, because you know.
Just be Jake Paul's Mike.
We all know people like that,
and it's kind of weird to think about people
who are just looking to meet somebody with clout
so they can just hang out with them
and try to just make something out.
Come on.
Everyone who's ever been in this store.
And it's weird too when you see a rapper who's out for a couple of years
and they just keep cycling through groups of friends because
and it also makes sense.
Like I don't look at that and think that the rappers fucked up necessarily
because to me.
Yeah, that's fine.
That rapper, like, it's hard to keep like a group of friends
who are just going to hang out,
aren't really trying to get paid much or, you know, whatever.
And then you're just like, you're doing your job
and you're progressing in your life, you're famous,
you got all this cool shit.
And they're just hanging out.
It's like hard to like and maintain.
Well, you have to keep in mind the best ones
also are ones that are rich and don't need money.
Wink, wink, wink, the one,
remember the one that's in that one?
Rapper's entourage of the dinner.
Wait, but look.
You know what I mean?
Like someone like that, like someone who has money,
they're going to buy their own flight to your show.
They're like, oh, I'm going on tour with a little house phone
and then they buy all their own flights.
No, but hotel.
And food.
And then buy you food.
But sometimes those.
niggas, those just extra hang around niggas
are the ones that would get you in trouble and that will be doing
such shit and fucking, you know,
just getting you caught up. And that's not
what you need either. I don't know. If I was a rapper,
I would just keep like, you know,
circle small. As small
as possible.
Yeah. I don't, I wouldn't.
I thought a lot. Do they really
cycle around? Don't they usually
like to keep their day ones and shit? I mean, that's
what they can say in songs, but that's not really
odd. Like, they'll have like one best friend
and then like a whole bunch of random
other people around. That just cling on.
Like, think about Pump on the Pump and PURP tour.
Pump and PURP had all these random people that they, like, grew up around that they were friends around, but ultimately they weren't really doing anything.
And now, when you look at Pump when he's on tour, everybody's got a role.
He's got his manager.
He's got a dub, is his hype man.
He's got, you know, it's very like more specific.
True.
Because eventually it stops being like, oh, this is just a fun person to hang out with because that only lasts so long.
And it becomes like, okay, these are people who are working.
They're doing jobs while you're on tour and shit.
You remember?
I mean, unless you're going to be like hosting a vlog.
And that one kid that pretty much like followed us
banging on the door trying to get in.
You know what I was just donating on Serum.
Yeah. He was. He came up to me
the other day. I was DJing this thing
and he came out to me like, yo, do you remember me?
Like I was about to go on that tour with you guys.
And then we all looked around.
Everybody looked around and was like, wait, why are you in the van?
Shout out to what happened. He got in the van?
He was really trying to get in the van before we drove.
We were about to drive away.
And what happened? We made him get out of the band?
I think everybody was like just really.
What's his name? The fucking dude who was in charge?
No, no, but what's the dude that we did the toy tour with?
No, no, the black dude.
Duane, yeah. No, no, not the fucking fool that we were working with.
Yeah.
Oh, you, Ty.
Ty.
Ty had to be the asshole there and he's like,
because you know, fuck out.
Ty was 100% fine with being the asshole. He didn't not care.
Speaking of Ty.
Speaking of Ty.
Like, no, you can't just stow away on this tour.
I remember the first thing that Smoke Purp said when he got to the store was,
I don't want this kid with me. He keeps following me.
He's following me.
And then he tried to get on the bus with us.
Literally.
Speaking of Ty, he manages Wintertime, and he wants you to interview.
Let's get Wintertime on here.
I was just talking to ugly God about him.
He probably knows.
He saw.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense.
He's coming out with new music sooner or some shit.
Last time, Wintertime was in the headlines was when he was beef from a bump and
Bert because they had that song where it wasn't it, okay, okay, okay.
Remember that beef?
It was a weird beef.
I forgot about that.
Dude, the Wintertime interview is so rare and cool and weird.
You did one?
No, he just saying, like, it would be.
If I got one right now, that's so weird.
Yeah, I wonder what he's doing.
People, that's like super.
Are you still even into that, like, that type of level of shit to be, like,
even interested in doing something like that still?
Listen, if there's, nostalgia factors.
If there's enough people who want to see something like that.
But to me, it's like, that's cool just because it's an interesting.
Like, okay, like, I really,
interviews either.
I really got my rocks off when I did the fucking, when I did the skip of the flipper interview.
Oh, my God.
That was wicked.
It was wicked.
fucking cool kid because listen
if you know anything about the megos. That's rare.
That shit's rare because everybody
knows that he was around for this epic-ass time period.
That was their best music like
Migo, Skipper, all of them like
that shit was crazy. That was a whole QC.
He was a shooter, right? Jose Guapo.
No, but he really was the... But he made music.
He was the most innovative out of
like everyone. He stood out the most
on all those tapes. Him Maco
Maco and Hoodridge were yell
rapping. They were yelling on tracks. It was funny
as fuck if you go listen to some of that shit.
But anyway, I'm just saying that's the kind of interview that I like to do is one that's rare.
It's dope, but it's like something you wouldn't think of.
You know, it's like that kind of shit is super super dope, I think.
And then think that's cool.
Think about the people, though, that, like, only know you from doing like other fucking, like, bigger, like, like, Leah Gibney.
I don't even know who that is.
But I mean, like, you know, like, people like that who wouldn't even know who fucking skip and a flipper is.
Right.
You should go on.
I want to talk about this.
I'm hurt.
Bye.
The base God is doing Ben Ballers.
podcast. I DMed the base god.
I said, B. You got the text.
I don't think that's a... He DMM me recently
with his phone number and said, yo, camera, I love
what you're doing. You look great on camera.
He probably wants some feet picks.
I didn't respond.
Anyway, I'm just offended. He's going to go do Ben Ballers'
podcast. I'm sorry, I fuck with Ben Baller, and I like
Ben Baller, but Ben Baller does not know
about the fucking underground world of which
Base God came from and emerged from and is important.
in my interview with
Bass God would be better than Ben Baller's interview
with him. I feel like, okay, go do the Ben Baller
interview, but then come do mine afterwards, and I
DM'd him about it, and he left me on red.
The base God left me on red. I just want, I want to say
to the people out there, clip this,
put it on Twitter, tell the Bass God to come
do this interview because it's important for
the culture, for the history of the
base world that we live in. Are you really
a base disciple? Super waste. I'm not going to
cap and act like I fucking
have studied every single fucking song. Have you
have you been to every level of the
Flames, bro.
Listen, yes.
Do you know the fucking 10 bass commandments, bro?
Red flame were the ones that I was listening to the ones that I was listening to the ones that.
Did you get to the evil red flame?
Did you get to that level?
This is also what I'm saying.
I will submerge myself in BaseGuard for like a week plus.
I'm going to really get it.
You got to know.
You got to know these plus.
I'm going to be listening to at least four hours of.
Four out music.
No, 40.
I'm in support.
I think I need to dedicate a full work week to the Basegog.
You have to listen to that tape where he drop 137 songs on the one tape.
And you have to listen to all.
the whole thing you can't skip.
And I'll ask him about every single lyric.
Exactly.
Every lyric of every song.
It's gonna be a 34 hour podcast.
I'm honestly,
I'm not lying.
What if you did a live 24 hour podcast?
With base god.
Actually,
remember I talked about that.
We need to do a 24 hour live podcast.
We just have shifts where we just shift through.
No,
the base god has to stay the whole first one.
And can I say that...
He could probably stay awake.
What I really wanted to do that I just have given up on this at this point is I want to do a live
podcast with the base god in front of a fucking live audience.
the way that Elliot Wilson does and everything
if I do that with the bass guy,
lit. It'll be a fucking movie.
It'll be so dope.
But he left me on,
I asked him about that as well in the DMs,
and he left me on Red,
and then I also asked him about the Ben Baller thing.
I only say that's the only reason why
I think I actually deserve a response about it
is just because I feel like
he's said so many nice things about me in the past
and tweeted at me and supported me during stuff.
Why are you leaving me on Red right now
when I'm talking about the greatest piece of content?
Base God, though, he probably, he's like...
I know he moves at his own speed and everything.
I left him on red.
What? I just told you.
Send him the feet picks.
Now.
No, he just says...
She has the number.
He said we can use the camera or angle to do that.
But I need my 10%.
I have his number as well.
I just, I didn't text them.
Period.
I need my $500 for my haircut and my fucking driver.
Maybe he's not on Twitter like, like I'm assuming he is.
Bro, do you think base guys really sitting there checking his Twitter.
How many Twitter DM?
Nobody follows a million people.
Nobody on Earth.
has ever used their Twitter more than Little B.
I know, but that doesn't mean that he's seeing her reading every...
Yeah, but he probably sees so many.
He gets so many DMs.
I'm going to screenshot the DMs and text it to him right now.
You got his number?
Yeah.
You should have been texting.
You should have just text them first.
I don't know, man.
Trust Twitter.
Call him now.
We need to come pull up.
I'm not going to call up.
Tell him we had Yadi last week.
We need a little.
If it plays like the disconnected noise, like everybody can tell it's not a real number,
then I'm going to be so hurt.
It's just going to fucking hurt.
Leave it off speaker until he answers.
No, leave it off speaker and then turn on one of his songs.
Hello, Little B.
Oh, you will do the interview.
Okay.
Okay, I talked to him.
He said he's going to do the interview.
He's cool enough.
What if he had his song as his own ringback tone, like, wanton to be cool.
I feel like he would, I wonder how much he believes in his current music.
When's the last time we put music out?
I didn't pay more attention.
He dropped shit, I think, all the time.
I don't know if he dropped shit like music.
I want to know how much he believes in it at this point or how much he, what he wants to accomplish.
Because it feels like at some point.
at some point
you might have seen Lilby decide to
just really just try to make some fucking
bangers and get on the radio or something.
You know Lilby and the base god
are two different people though like
like Lilby praises the base god
Littleby serves the base god
you know. That's like Kimberly with Camgirl.
Damn. Or Adam was 22.
How's it found little?
Um
but remember they're fucking the pack? That sure was legendary.
You know it's crazy? You know it's crazy?
Let it go.
I was talking to these dudes at the bar and they were like, yeah, like, the PAC used to go to every,
they said the PAC used to go to every, like, frat house or like, like, after they performed and rob the frat house before they left.
Wow, that's fucking hilarious.
Also, one of the members of the PAC started Pink Dolphin.
Exactly.
Yeah, so fucking push.
I interviewed him.
You did.
I interviewed him.
I had Young Elle's number, and he was, he texted me some beats that I have not used yet, but I will use.
Wow, that's fucked up.
That was like my inner, my inner.
Oh, I remember.
when you did that interview because they were selling the
pack shirts. We saw them on the November store for a little
bit, yeah. Bro, the pack is the most
legendary group of all the time.
You know who else? What about Wu-Tang?
No, way, way more influential. No, uh, city
what is it, new city girls? City boys?
No, the jerk people.
Greatest rap group of all time. City girls?
Yeah, probably number one.
I really like City girls. I don't like
your sarcasm right now because you
told me you didn't like them.
That's not, I'm not saying I don't like them.
That hurt my feelings because I wanted to see them
At Lyrical Lemonade.
The one is in jail and the other one.
I've seen her live and it's not great.
I didn't see.
I've had not,
I've yet to see them and I want to see them.
Guys,
I got an announcement.
I got to go beat some cheeks.
Someone said he dropped 50 songs today.
Today, I need to listen to him.
I interviewed Rucci and Spider Loak today.
At the same time?
No, I'm with the Bloods and I'm with the Crips.
That's all I'm trying to say.
I went the middle school of Rucci.
I'm with the shenanigans.
I'm out here in the streets.
You're rubbing the North now?
I'm rubbing whatever.
Shout out to the North.
I'm G-Uing it, Crip.
I'm North North you can't whatever I'm a blood I'm a cripp I'm on everything I'm one with the streets
I don't know if you should say any of that I take it all back it was everyone he said he was joking he's a joke
He's a joke it's a joke shout out to no jumper weed shout out to the no jumper weed
Shout out to Rootie. Camgirl's gonna roll up that Graham right there that's gonna be her night
Can I happen I hope you get a good let me tap in on some of the Cush let's all listen to the Kanye album coming out 927
I do you know that when's listen because Kim Kim Kim Kim Kim Kim Kim
you losers.
That's many weeks away.
Yeah, I know.
We could talk about it.
Like, oh my God, are you guys excited?
Let's talk about it once he's out.
Fuck you guys.
Little Teca dropped.
Did you guys listen to that?
I did.
I like it.
I'm a fan of Luteka.
Nothing stood out to me super crazy
on first listen.
Agreed.
I listened to two times
when I was driving down to Long Beach.
I listened to half a time.
I need to listen to a fool
and then another one.
I want to get deeper.
Big second.
I want to give it a real,
a better listen.
Maybe I didn't like the new song
that the one that like
is the Cole Bennett video one.
I don't like that one.
I forget how it goes, but I don't like it.
I didn't click on it because I thought it was the same video for ransom.
It pretty much is the same video.
I think it's so.
In the same scene and all that?
I don't know.
I'm going to have to watch it again.
Maybe we'll watch you on the street.
Okay, I'm going to be real with you.
I'm interested to see how far he can go as a rapper who largely talks about like street shit,
but clearly is not serious about it and is super honest about the fact that he's just joking around.
I think he's just the way that he's saying.
It's not even what he's saying is just like.
But when I'm listening to it, there's so much.
I'm going to pull up.
with this fucking gun and mow you down.
I'm interested to see...
Whoa.
I did not say it.
I said the M word.
I said the M word.
I love that song.
Podcast dresses me out.
Wait, what's the M word?
Because you're afraid you're going to slip up and say the M word?
Yes.
No, the M word because I said...
Remember when we said turn the W round?
Yeah.
I said, Wigger.
Because that was something I was called a lot as a kid.
We need to make a deep fake of Camgirl saying the N-word.
Yeah, we should.
A deep what?
A deep fake.
you know the super realistic videos.
You can make fake videos of people
doing and saying whatever you want.
Honestly, I used to make a much.
No jumper.
We're going to make one of you saying God hates fags.
You just said that.
So everyone make that one.
It's a famous sign as a meme.
I love the one with the much tank,
the Joe Button,
that was funny.
Any much dang with Joe Button is hilarious.
I saw that the one that much dang made
and me and Bad Baby has like two million years.
What was it?
I see.
What did she say?
I see through you.
Yeah, I could see through you.
They're like making...
People got so deep into making those memes.
I love that one.
I don't...
Still on watch she has been blocked on Twitter.
The one with you, skein,
wait, she has you blocked on Twitter?
Everybody go comment on Bad Babies Instagram or Twitter.
I thought that was their homie.
Why is Adam 22 blocked?
I heard that it's because I made fun of her veneers.
Really?
She does have big teeth.
She got new teeth and they're big and they look kind of fun.
Can you just like shave them down?
I don't remember what I said,
but I'm pretty sure that on a live stream at some point
I was just talking and I was like yeah man
I think you compared it to Woolviki
She talked about how she hates the way that they look
I'm sorry I was just commenting on it
I thought that was your homie
It is my homie but I just
I could see right through you
I don't remember what I even said because it was so not a big deal
I probably said it yeah whatever
But I did say and I think she should unblock me
Because I appreciate it having her as a friend
And it kind of hurts my feelings that she has me blocked
And she denied that she has me blocked
I said something about it too
her?
Everyone thinks they were drunk and on coke right now.
I'm just off the cush, bro.
You are high as fuck.
Loud, loud, loud, loud, loud.
They're like, I don't drunk as fuck.
Like,
I'm cush down, bro.
I'm about to go fuck Emily Willis with my girlfriend.
I don't know who that is.
Go send her a quick Google.
She looked good, bro.
I don't have,
Megan the stallion,
Nicky Minaj video dropped.
Yay!
Watched it.
I jacked off to her earlier.
It felt like.
Megan's, I mean, Nikki Minaj is so hot.
Let me hit you with the spicy take.
But Mickey Minaj can't throw ass, though.
Megan was doing it.
She couldn't at the end.
But she just looked so good.
Yeah, facts.
But Megan was throwing stupid ass.
I think that's why the videos took so long to come out
and why the scenes that they are in together
seems sort of so set up
and filmed at such specific angles
because I think that if you were to compare
Megan's natural body and natural ass
with Nikki's ridiculously gigantic,
fake kind of like horse butt.
It's fucking huge.
It might look crazy if you just saw them standing next to each other.
So I feel like a lot of attention went into all these shots.
Into that?
Which is interesting.
And I feel like a lot of people on Twitter.
Hey, look, I'm going to just come queen.
My two black queens was looking amazing.
They did look amazing.
Shout out to both of them.
They looked great.
You feel me?
Rico was in the video.
Rico was in a video.
Danny Lay in the video.
I don't know who that is, but she was in a video.
She's really pretty.
She sings the, what's the song?
She's white, right?
I have no idea.
I tried listening to the song.
The little baby.
Don't really.
I don't know what I'm talking about it.
She shot the video at Bodega though.
Well, I was with Kariuki.
He was like, and we were at Real Street Fest.
He was like, oh, we're going to talk to her.
And I was like, who?
He knows who everyone is.
That's why I fuck with him.
He's tapped in.
But, yeah, the video was tight.
I like the song.
I'm kind of jealous that, like,
Thai Dollasstein and Juicy Jay are the only dudes deemed cool enough.
And French Montana.
Those are the only dudes deemed cool enough
to be at the greatest pussy extravaganza
in recorded history.
I was just thinking about,
I'm like, what do I have to do?
How many prison sentences
do I have to have exonerated
in order to be accepted into this?
Do you think that if I get
like everybody in Watts out of jail
that maybe they'll like let me pull up?
Getting everybody in Watts.
Jesus. Jesus.
Let's call it a night.
Speaking of that,
video shoot got shut down,
probably because it was so great.
There was so much ass being shaken and drowned.
They didn't, yeah,
because they didn't get a permit or whatever,
but it looks like they shot it.
At the house?
Yeah.
How do you get,
why you need a permanent at the house?
Maybe they're being loud.
Who knows?
They probably were being loud.
Oh,
is they're black?
Hey, no,
I'm talking about the music.
They're probably bumping music.
All right, guys.
There was only like 20 girls there,
by the league.
You're acting like there was more pussy there than like a normal.
He's just talking about Nickymanage's pussy and Megan Stallion.
I wonder if Juicy J took a Viagra.
Where was Money Baggieo?
Oh my God.
There was,
I didn't really look too into it,
but I think Money Baguio posted a picture with Megan the Stallion
And 50 had jokes, right?
But what did 50 say?
I don't know.
I feel like he said, damn, that girl looks good or something like that.
Keep talking because I saw that 50 apologize for it.
And then he apologized.
Which is interesting because that means, 50 never apologized to anyone.
He apologized.
Apparently he respects Money Bag Yo.
I wonder if he's a good at a guy.
He might actually shoot 50 cents.
50 Cent money bag yo.
They should have talked to 50 Cent Megan.
Because, you know, at the end of the day, 50 cent picks fights with all these dudes.
But I don't know if he wants a beef with somebody like Money Bag Yo, who is kind of popping.
and street certified.
I don't know if he wants it
with somebody who is like respected,
cool, well, like,
that's a beef that 50 might not win.
Spider-Loke, beef with him.
All he has to do is call Spider-Loke, bro.
Oh, you're washed up, you're what.
You know, that's what he relies on.
Yeah, I thought that.
Yeah.
If is anybody older, yeah,
he'll just try to,
he'll try to slander them with that.
Okay, I'm on Hot New Hip-Hipop.
Shut out.
Let's see what we got here.
Anyway, what's up, Camgirl?
What's you over there smoking on?
I heard Kim puts
meth in her vip.
This is what he said.
Also, Don Magic won't smoke a blown
out of his nose.
What?
He posts, so 50
went on
Moneybag's photo.
Oh.
Robotic minds.
Okay. 50 commented on
Moneybag Yo's photo. He said, all
kind of good looking hose out here.
The pressure of break them.
L.O.L. So I think that
50 probably was commenting on
and thinking that it was just some random as video group.
or whatever.
And because he apologized saying, I didn't know that was Megan.
I'm sorry.
Oh, this is so good.
Moneyback didn't appreciate the term,
ho being used anywhere near his woman.
So he replied to 50's comment by writing,
yeah, hoes, but she don't fall in that category.
Aw.
They love defending each other.
That's so cute.
Megan defends him a lot on Twitter.
That's so cute.
He's white-niting for her, literally.
How much pussy you think he got after he said that?
He better get a lot.
Oh, you stood up.
to the G-UINN-BORLA unit cuz you stood out to him oh god gorilla
unit cut you know we bugged out because we don't go nowhere without toast we bugged out
something like that's not what's something like that's been a great time talking to you guys
this week we'll be back next week right oh okay and then look at this is what 50 said yet he said
hey money bag yo I looked at the picture saw your comment I wrote that I didn't realize that was
Megan misunderstanding no disrespect I'll hit your phone later wait so they're
cool now? He DMed him this or he said this in the
comments? He said, I'm gonna text
you. I'm gonna text you. That's kind of crazy.
What if he
pressed him offline in the text? Like, hey, nigga, don't be
responding back to me. What if they met up and split his
end? This has been the no jumper show.
Should I wear pants next time? Everybody's
roasting my knees. I got my legs on. Yeah, and someone
had a water bottle apparently in their
like crotch. Listen, I swear these shoes
look good if you're looking at them from a different angle and maybe not
with these basketball shorts. And maybe not
in this terrible light. What kind of kicks you guys?
Put them on the tape.
You have a
giant foot compared to mine.
You got some bum-ass vans.
You got diarrhea vans.
You can't even find these.
Your veins look like a black dick
all purple and shit.
Nigger.
You look like veins on it.
First of all,
I'm about to just start
that you got no socks on.
Why you look like a catas on?
You look like you're about to go dive
off the highest diving board.
You look like a catat.
You look like this.
What?
You look like I want to throw a ball
at 60 miles per hour.
I know.
Okay, I'll give you that.
That was kind of good.
I thought you were doing your diving.
You were about to go diving.
You look like a dad on vacation right now,
teaching his kid how to fucking swim.
You look like you're about to go to raging waters.
I'll hike him up more.
I'm going to Hawaii.
Yo,
I'm going to Hawaii.
Can me and Camgirl come to anything?
What the fuck?
He doesn't want to want to fucking go to Hawaii.
What the fuck?
You're not colored.
I'm of color.
I'm yellow.
Are you joking?
Anyone that's not white is a person of color.
I'm yellow.
Hey, me and you both apply to Harvard and let's see who gets in.
Oh, checkmate.
It's actually who's smarter.
And exactly, so I will get in.
I think that you would probably,
if we both try to get into Harvard,
I think you'd have a better chance.
100%?
Because you're Asian.
I probably got a...
So that means you got better...
You actually might have a better chance
because you have affirmative action
working in your favor.
Affirmative action.
Fuck y'all.
I told stupid young that he should try to get into Harvard
because he's Asian and they might fuck with him.
Honestly, stupid young is like a fucking gym to the community.
He's a different type of Asian as well.
He's Cambodian.
He's got face tats.
He's so hard.
And he's a really good rapper.
I have face hats.
Good rapper.
And you don't.
Those are fake.
And the best vlog you ever did was with him.
So shout out to him.
Most views I ever got deleted and re-uploaded.
Honestly, if I were to follow my true vlogger instincts after that, every vlog would be in Long Beach with the Asian Crips.
That's just what I would do.
Every week.
We could do different stuff.
The Asian Crips come to my house and we all have a barbecue.
It took some crazy shit having your asses on camera with the...
No, you actually need to do a whole vlog with that lady.
The Hennessy Lady.
Oh, the Hennessy Lady.
That would be a great ball.
Nice.
She ain't trying to get to...
But she's not a Crip, so I can't put Crip in the title.
Hey, how do you know?
Asian Crip Lady Mom.
She's Crip Mom.
Yeah, Cripp Ma.
Camgro's trans allegedly.
Whoa.
They think I'm everything.
I never even thought about that, but now I'm 100% convinced.
Hey, I'm not trans.
No.
They don't make boys as tiny as you.
You're fucking microscopic.
You're like a vanilla wafer.
Yo, this is a lot of it.
She is.
She looks like a broken half.
I hate you and your stupid boat shoes.
Just get on his hair line, come on.
I was actually wondering, like, did you get a little bit of seeds planted in your fucking head?
No.
You get a little cheap head.
How does that work?
I don't know.
Is that what that is?
Yeah, it's not.
His baby hairs?
Yeah, it's working out really fine, right?
No, I was one of you.
You look like you have a little bit more, like, going on over here.
No, I'm all natural.
I'm just eating better.
I'm eating better.
You got a little LeBron look going on?
You still comfortable with your waves?
You think you can still rock them?
I'm not even on the wave game no more.
No, no, I'm just, I'm on my, just, you know.
What happened to the fro?
I'm on my swab-a-swa.
I ain't got seasick in a while.
I'm on my swab-a-swag right now.
I ain't seen the waves.
I ain't got seasick in it.
Hey, just know they always underneath there.
I could always get a cut and be back dimming.
I ain't got seasick in a minute.
Also, I heard you was trying to get waves.
No, it don't work for white people.
Imagine.
You know, imagine.
I saw a dumb-dell of you with a brush of that.
Oh, this is, okay, listen to this.
Because I've been trying to think of good Halloween costumes, but this is my thing.
I wanted to take on the challenge of dressing up as a black famous person, but
not doing blackface, but it's really
hard when you think about it, because it's like, what can you
do to make yourself look like that
person? Where are their clothes?
What if I'm Diddy and I get
like fucking some kind of like
spray brush artist to just give me
like crazy looking waves?
That would be funny. But then why, I'm still not
going to look like Diddy. You gotta do what I look like
you have to wear, you know that shirt? You know that shirt?
Maybe I just say fucking to black face.
Hey, you know that. Sorry guys, I had to
is the only way I can pull this up.
You were about to say spray.
I was like, oh my God.
And then you went to waves.
I was like, okay, that's funny.
That was funny.
And then he fucking had to end it with the fucking.
No, but what if I was the old Gucci Bay?
And I just like put like, yeah, like stuffed my shirt and stuff.
Because if I did the tattoos right and I looked authentically fat and I had the outfit right,
then I wouldn't have to go blackface because there's so many like elements of it that would make it clear.
Just get the ice cream cone.
You'll be fine.
Don't do blackface because then I'm going to have to punch you.
I'm going to get my.
my boon to come jump you. Imagine though
like imagine me doing five-face
and just thinking that it was all good. That's funny.
To just think that they would understand.
Like the costume's so good.
You'll understand. No. I just did white face
for my music video, so I felt that. Yeah, that's
offensive. I'm pissed.
My ancestors are rolling around in their graves
because you're disrespect to my Caucasian culture.
Where's the Blow Baby, baby? I'm so mad.
Yeah, so did you get mad at Where's the Blow? When that came
out? The fucking meme?
Where's the blow? You need to interview that kid.
What was that about? Can I talk about the fact that I'm
I'm finally super close to finishing the wire, and now I finally get the thing, my name is my name.
I never knew what that was from.
Really?
I would just always hear it.
I think I even remember Googling it at one point, or maybe I was looking at the rap genius for the lyrics, and I actually looked into what it was from, and I was like, oh, it was from the wire, I never seen the wire.
I'm watching it last night, because Marlowe doesn't talk much at all.
He barely talks, and then finally just, my.
It's my name.
Ooh, he finally just goes on a tirade.
So now you feel it.
It's fucked up because he kills everybody who talks shit about him.
It's lit.
You should do the next podcast in Whiteface.
I almost was going to do that today.
I mean, you do think about it sometimes when you're watching.
About being in whiteface?
No, you think about, like imagine just living your life like Marlowe and just everybody who says.
I've never seen that show.
I've never seen that show.
What show are we talking about?
The wire.
I don't want to.
Somebody talk shit about you on.
Twitter the next day they're dead.
Guess what?
It keeps happening.
People stop talking shit about you because they all end up dying, right?
Yep.
Is that what you're thinking about doing?
I mean, I'm just saying, that's the logic that Marlow Stamfield's going on.
Speaking of good shows, you need to watch money heist next.
Listen, I am caught up on succession.
What you know about succession?
Top boy.
You got to watch Top boy.
That sounds like a gay porn.
Coming from you.
Everybody go, can you?
I want to stick around before we get to.
I want you to play the house phone
Brothal freestyle and I want to switch the view so that we can
actually see that because I want to celebrate that.
Don't you have to do that with this? Listen.
Yuri. Listen, it depends on what
Oh, wait, I have it right here. It depends on what website
you go on but Top Boy might be a gay porn.
But if you go on Netflix and you type in Top Boy's fire.
It's a show from London that got canceled, right?
And Drake brought it back.
Drake brought it back.
See, it's coming soon.
Drake got it saved, right?
Drake saved it.
Drake saved it.
No, no, not even saved it.
It was literally done.
And Drake revived it and brought it back.
And the worst part is that each season only had four fucking shows.
So you only got eight shows.
Yuri.
Who's got the keyboard?
Can you type in?
Can you just literally type in right now, little house phone space, bro, space top.
You got to, oh, God.
Look how bad as fun.
No, just write top right now.
No, bro, it's not grow.
Grow top.
You guys are returned.
And it's bro.
And space out all of little house.
How many podcasts have you done with us?
Fucking Yuri's spake it out!
No, it's fine, it's fine.
No, it's not all together like that.
ROTOP!
Ui!
I can't see it'll wait.
It'll work.
Yeah, just click.
Yeah.
BroT-T-T-Wit.
No.
Broat-type free time for 10 minutes.
It's close to that.
Let's do this.
This better be nice.
This is the greatest content known to man.
I hope it's not some...
It has 10,000 videos.
I turn it up.
I hope it's not someone else's.
I'm like, I like that shit.
Because, nigg I need the bro-time.
What's it was up.
And the bro suck me up
jerk me up
I'm like damn
I like that shit
I like that shit
I'm my bro jerk me up
Asht to make this is a real song
huh
If I made this to a real song
I'd be far
I like what's up
My bro jerk me up
bars
All right
Look you see it's already liked
I've been showing love
Look, rope gang
Two years ago
Whoever dislikes smokes dick
On God
On the set
You know how many times
We've been hanging out
With random girls
And you just like play that randomly
I'm just like why
Why?
Because it's lit
You want to know my favorite
Memory of me and you hanging up
Wow
When we did the
I was just talking about this
We did the ugly guy
We did the ugly guy interview
Together and you had
Some random as girls with you
And then we went to the fucking house
Afterwards and I gave the girl
Some weed to roll up with
And she was rolling up on the ground
Oh like she was
There was dust on the ground.
There's a whole bookshelf of magazines and books.
There's a table.
There's multiple tables in the room.
She rolled up on the grimyest thing I've ever seen.
I can't even imagine what that ground was like.
It was like angel dust.
Hey, did you end the stream?
Did you end the stream?
No, we're still on.
I'm about to end it right now,
and these two are going to be playing your music
and checking y'all out.
We're going to be listening to your music.
I might be on stream tomorrow,
but these guys are going live right now.
So everybody show them some love.
Fuck yo stream.
Fuck yo stream.
Ask you.
I don't even want to leave.
I'm having so much fun.
All right.
Thank you guys for tuning in.
Follow me on Instagram at Camp Girl.
Appreciate y'all.
We'll see y'all next week.
But not probably on Monday or Tuesday because I'm going to be in Hawaii.
You might have to find an Adam 22 replacement or we wait until Wednesday.
We're going to have to discuss.
Or a Cam Cargall house phone is back in action.
We're kicking Adam out.
Kick him out.
I was going to say kicking Monta.
Okay, but make the whole episode about me
if you guys do it without me.
That's what you wanted anyway.
Appreciate y'all.
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
