No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 70 w/ Special Guests AD and Vellbmx

Episode Date: November 26, 2020

The No Jumper Show hosted by Adam22 Housephone & CAM GIRL Today's guests hosts: AD https://www.instagram.com/iitsad/ Vell https://www.instagram.com/vellbmx/ --- No Jumper News Discord: https://discord.gg/6xaQP9RS3A FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_Jumper/4874336901 FOLLOW OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/529mn7of2HBKdLfrAMUzcK?si=rWVBWCuWSXeh0TFYb2P-dQ CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-jumper/id1001659715?mt=2 Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_Jumper/4874336901 http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/No-Jumper-198283650194402/ http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper Follow Adam22: http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 and adam22hoe on Snapchat Follow AD: http://www.twitter.com/iitsad http://www.instagram.com/iitsad FOLLOW LIL HOUSE PHONE https://instagram.com/lilhousephone #NoJumper #Live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Huh? Has he ever been around your baby mama and you didn't know what's going on? You weren't there? Relax. I mean, hey, it's just an idea. Who do you think your kid might be belonged to? I didn't even know you how to. Who does my kid?

I don't know. I've never got, I thought I would ask some shit like that. Who do you think your kid belongs to if it's not you? Brian Pumper. Is that okay? You disagree? Is that who you wanted to be? Yes.

That's what I think about. When I jerk off, I think about my girl and Brian Bumper. Brian Pumper should be your kids, goddap. I would honestly do that if I had ever spoken to him. He'll probably make his own word to him. He, I feel like at some point he owes you something because of, because of how much you bring. Because of how much attention you brought to his name.

Okay, but somebody sent me screenshots suggesting that Brian bumper is locked up right now and that the reasons why might be because of a sexual related offense, which I don't know 100%, but I believe that he's in jail right now. And I believe that the Brian Puber Twitter account that I'm following is not his. and it's somebody else in the industry who's using his account to like retweet other people's only fans which is a really low level hustle.

Yeah, like using someone's likely likeliness. Yeah. Promotion. Oh no, are we live yet? Yes, but you want to know a worse one?

There's a graffiti artist who'd be hitting everything in my fucking neighborhood Shy 47, S-H-I-E-47. Shut up. So I hit, I don't know who the fuck he is, but I hit him up on Instagram

because somebody has his username with a picture of of his tags for their thing I hit him up and immediately I realized that it's a kid scamming pretending to be this graffiti artist he's like a kid in Hawaii what the what pretending to be this dude but like what is he what monetary gain is he getting from this I don't know like hey cash out me 20 bucks for some cans man yeah this is a real question though you guys want to start a graffiti crew no what would it be called I don't know it doesn't matter we can all come up with different names oh no I'll write Lavel you write Adam you write how's

phone and you read AD that'll throw them off the scent I'm like I just look over I look over to the distance and I see Yassie just making love to my fucking puff bar that I let her hit you know her she just hit us with like the Tiana Trump like I roll like she was looking down but her eyes went up which looks very porny because any girl in porn knows that you're like like that's one difference that people don't sexualize yes I want to disagree I take it back I didn't But okay, when a porn girl learns very early on in her business and career that when you're giving head, normal girls give head and they look forward. Bro, stop this.

Okay, I'm not going to motion. You don't hear. You don't hear of demonstrate, nigger. No, but it's like it. Okay. So what you're going to do is they're going to go around. They give head and they look up because that looks better for the camera. I feel like any time I've ever gotten ahead, a girl looked up at me because she's down beneath me.

Then you want to know the crazy thing, though, now all these girls have Botox in their foreheads so they can't look. up because they can't see shit. Why don't they just move their whole head up? I mean, I know girls who know my girl, I hear about the problems that they go through. So I'm in on some shit that I don't even know if other people know about. Botox head? Yeah, Botax head.

I'm going to be honest. No, you said, bowtie head. Boatat head. That's what I'm going to call you bowtie head. Hey, I'm going to be honest, though. Sometimes the fake lips be hidden. You like those? Sometimes. It's just like when it's like not too much, though. So this begins like

too much. If it's just a little plump, I know a lot of girls. Who got the... And it's just crazy. My girl got it one time, I told her I'm like, yeah, for real, don't do that again. You didn't like it? No. My girl wants to do it.

And I'm like, eh. You know, it's a weird thing because if they do just enough that it's not super noticeable, it can help a bit. But I know so many girls who have gone way too far. They just go way too crazy. Like, what the fuck? You're telling me just fuck me up? Hey, at the end of the day, baby, whatever makes you happy, you feel me?

Like, dude. Yeah, we like it all, baby. I'm all inclusive, baby. As long as them lips work. Whatever you win, I'm waiting from me. That's a fair point, now. My DMs are open. Let's be real.

Would you ever turn a girl down because she had fake lips? No. But also probably would. Yes, I would. I would turn a girl down. I would have high maintenance. Hold on. I would turn a girl down if her lips were too small.

I would. Yeah, for sure. Don't you hate that? That's like how you know a girl really would be looking embride. The no-lis bitch? Yeah. The tiniest little line of a lip? But, bro, I know some girls who had fucking absolutely.

no lips and then they still get the implant so they end up with this like weird round thing here but then still barely any like a baby sausage a rope gang bro you want to what would really don't say nothing crazy no what really help is if they got like the pink tattooed further down

on their lip uh to make the color to imagine yes because if they're going to the fake puff out they need to increase the pink but also what that reminds me increase the pink do you ever see a Mexican chick where their eyebrows tattooed on I hate that shit. I hate that.

I hate that shit. It's one little line too. I can't even tell how to time. Like a diabetic caterpillar. It's good. You can't even tell. I think if they go in with the marker on top of it, they might be able to make it look kind of normal, but the pen. No, that she don't look.

You know what I'm talking about. Have you seen it? She's from the suburbs. Have you seen it? She's from the suburbs. Have you seen her? She's from Narnia. That's where you're doing on?

Wait, is she really not from, like, New York for her? I thought she's from New York. She's from the suburbs. You're not even from... You only known her for three years. years house phone you had known yesi for three years i'm like maybe known her like three months maybe that would be mad funny if you had known her for a long time i keep in this and this was all this is all a fucking ploy it's all the ploy it was all the dream i used to see diasi in the jersey streets

and you put it in a limousine no listen i've been a punch of jersey that i'm pretty sure the yassie ain't been in that's a fact damn i'm riding through new york Finn are going shoot New Jersey Yeah, back, bang, try to take Yassie earrings, I ain't going You can't hear it, but touching the microphone Sounds a little weird It sounds very wicked, wiki

Oh my man You're being a little hip hop for us here This man, I'm like Speaking of hip hop, we got all black inclusion No Jumper Blackout episode Black People taking over Black Lives Matter episode Cambril is not

No Asian inclusion Nick said what We've decided that Asian people are white So therefore they don't get to be on the podcast anymore That's the new thing The thing. Camryl's fired.

That's how they explain why Asian people do so good in school and stuff. It's like, well, you're actually white. I mean, honestly, we're about to just fire at him, too. They said I did a good job. You said I got fire too. I fired. Everybody got fired. God damn.

Before I leave this, motherfuck of guns will be blazing. Fire a Yuri. If anything, no, he doesn't want to go. Yuri has to be the first one up there. Before I leave here, this motherfucker building will be burned down. There's going to be no jumper for real. He's shoty. He's about the six-nine this whole operation.

But it's like the inverse of Shottie. We're like, we're all upstanding citizens and then we bring in a gangster and then somehow a gangster takes down the operation. Whereas, like, six-knives like a normal kid who joined a gang. This is the opposite. A gangster joins the actual company. You know, it was crazy too. We're going to be looking back at this, like, man, that was so real. That was so prolific.

Hey, no, it's funny because I used to work at Target, right? And when they fired me at Target, they thought I was good. Come back and hurt somebody. So for a whole week, they had people escorting. security escort the bosses take their cars for like a week

because they thought I was coming did you blow up what did you say you told him something you must have turned up what did you do oh you want to know what I did

yes you threatened somebody oh that's got to be it's not like they just came up with a stereo no no no no no

this is what I did right so what happened was no no this is this is crazy though I ended up working

at Target and then my first day the boss he tells me he was like Do you like South Park? I'm like, yeah.

And then he just puts it on fucking on the screen, my nigga, and we're inside of this office just watching South Park all day. And they get rid of this nigger, and they bring somebody else. The other guy that they hire is cool with my first baby mama's fucking mom. So he was like, hey, I'm going to keep a G with you. They bought me here to get rid of you. You feel me? Are you serious?

I swear to God. He was like, they bought me here to get rid of you. So he didn't get rid of me. They got rid of him. and they gave the new guy, they're like, you have to get him out of here. But then it just so happened that the new guy knew you as well? No, he didn't know me.

Oh, so they got another guy. They got another guy. And then he fired you. And no, no, he tried to. This is the catch. I wasn't going to let myself be fired. I burned down the target. No, this is the catch, though.

So he was like, you know what? You're not so bad. He ended up telling him like, you're cool. And we end up having a team going out there or something like that where you're not supposed to buy. any alcohol. So the whole team, he's buying the whole team alcohol and shit like that. We leaving, my dumb ass in downtown Disney jumps over a goddamn fucking, like, hedge or something like that. One of my coworkers, tries to jump over the hedge and breaks his fucking leg.

Yep. Like a grown man? A grown man. But they're trying to say that is your fault. He tried to, he was like, it's your fault. He blamed it on you? He was, he didn't even take him to the hospital. I'm like, nigger, take his nigger to the hospital. He panicking left. I ended up taking this nigga with his broke leg to the hospital. But you know, and so then you looked out for him? I looked out. I didn't know.

I didn't get fired for that though. Oh, okay. I ain't know. I wasn't going to snitch on him when I came to work the next day. I'm like, like, nigga, you know. I ain't going to say nothing because you already know. After that, he just started giving me these tasks like impossible tasks. And then go.

But I'm trying to make it as hard for you. Go get every cart, including carts that aren't even there. So basically. He was giving me these tasks and I was doing everything he asked me to. And then like three weeks later, he was like, yeah, you're not performing the way you're supposed to. So I said, I know this is. This is a nigga trying to get me out.

So I was like, you know what? This about to be my last day. I'm about to get on this nigga here. Feel me? So for like a week, he wouldn't go to, he wouldn't even be around me. He would, when I go to lunch, he would go to his office. So I knew that. Like, he was avoiding me because he was getting ready to fire me.

So, nigger, I went to lunch. I seen him walking to his office and I walked in his office. And I sat next to him. Like valet is right there. So you bitch-ass nigger. I'm on him like this. I'm like bitch-ass, me say something.

I'm the fuck about a job. I'll knock you out right now. Nick, I'll knock you out right now. How over you? Yeah, I was like, what? 22, 23. I was like, nigga. I was slap the shouts, you right.

Bitch-ass, nigga. Fuck you, you, nigga. You, you're a hoot. Can't do nothing out. Can't do nothing now. The niggas first tearing up. And this is before he fired you. Yes.

I'm like, bitch-ass-ass-naker. I'm like, whoa-won. I say something. I'm gonna slap the shit out you nigga. And I sat there with him the next like three minutes doing that shit and then I got up and I clocked out. And I see when I was leaving.

I see when I was leaving to all the bosses was like, they're looking for me and I'm already clocked out. I come to work the next day like nothing happens. And they're like... You came and worked the next day like nothing happened. Yeah, they said...

They said, Armand, they said Armand, they said Armand, why? They call me on the intercom. I say, here it goes. You feel me? And I go in the office with the big boss and she was like, so your boss is saying, you said this and this, this, and that and this, this and all that.

I said, I didn't say anything. I said, he's out to get me. And she was like, why would he be out to get you? She said, this is totally unacceptable. Well, I said, well, maybe because my homie broke his leg once he bought everybody liquor after fucking wasn't called him. I had to get him. I had to get him back.

It's six nine. I had to get him back. Wow. I had to get him back. She said, you know what? Go back to work. I was like, okay. I couldn't believe it.

They didn't fire you. No, not that. Not from that. And they sit there in two weeks. I'm back there. I'm like, how the fuck did I not get fired? Right. I'm like, how the fuck did I not get fired?

And then they're like, oh, you have this, we have this new position for you at another store. If you want to take it, it'll be, I'm like, mm-mm. Because I knew all the bosses all wearing cahoots with each other and shit like that. Go through hell over there. And then one. day I fucking, uh, forge my fucking, um, time sheet. And they called me for that and they got rid of me. Wow. But I got away. That's such a random, long-ass fucking story about working

at Target in the middle of the podcast. I like it, though. It's amazing. I worked at Sears when I was 16 and I got fired for stealing money out of the register. Oh shit. What a way. Happy birthday. I bought this cake, by the way. Wow. Thank you so much. I got honey candles on this. There'd be pretty cool if I let this on fire about accident. Oh shit. House going to pass it. There's all kinds of shit.

Oh, shit, I got a Mario card. I was admiring it when Josh was playing it the other day, so he knew I fuck with it. I got to blow this out, huh? Yeah. I know. Pause, pause. Pause, bro.

Pause, wow. Wow. Thank you to everybody. That's so adorable. Wow. There's so much shit in here. Holy fuck. Oh, my God.

There's an unnamed energy drink that I shall not name. Oh, my God. We got some backwoods. I just brought some backwards. Holy fuck. This is amazing. There's so much shooting here. Where are we got?

Pete the kiddies' cozy Christmas. Who the fuck is Pete? This is a Parker A.N. Classic right here. She's just going to love this one. Holy shit. We've got more kid books here. Yeah. There's a whole other bag.

Are you serious? Yeah, man. He turned up for you. What the fuck? I touched a cat and I like it. the ultimate book for cats and cat lovers. This is literally you and Tony. Holy shit. This is about you fucking Tony to cat.

His cat name was Bruce. Dude, that's me on the back, nuzzling his head into the cat. Like a lumberjack. Bro, this is an amazing... Tony cake in his face. This is serious. That's gonna fuck up the whole pocket. So, I got a fucking white T-on.

As soon as he put his face on a vlog, I was like, I could either pick the cake up or push his head down. Oh shit, look at this. Which one am I going to do? We got the surf fetch. We got some more Pokemon cards here. I'm new to the Pokemon. game but this is very exciting.

Look like some good ones. Shout out to everybody for that. Can I open it? You guys want to help me? Oh, shit. We got a tech deck for some reason. Oh, that's lit. We got a Stevie Williams fucking tech deck.

I got a DGK tech deck out here. Dirty ghetto kids. I feel like you guys went to Target. It's late. Sponiler, 80 doesn't work there. There's definitely some, wow, we were doing someone's target promo. Look, I've got some more.

Should I keep going? I feel like you got more. Wow, the Dundon Mifflin world's best boss snow globe. I want it. Yo, this is so meta because this is what Michael Scott has on the show, but then they put it inside of a snow globe. Oh, and it lights up. I wish it was my birthday.

Wow, that's the sight. I had the same feeling, honestly. I'm like, you get all this presents. I'm like, yeah, nobody got me any presents. Dude, this is the most presents I got in years. This is very exciting. Holy shit. We got the Berenstein.

Bears. A.D. I've told him many times that this is what it looks like. This is what AD looks like. Let's go to the Medellah effect. Burns'nstein. Is it the Bernstein or the Berenstein? This Bernstein to me. That is a real thing.

I think this is real. I think no, it was Berenstein. Yeah, got to be fucked up. Oh, shit. Look at this. We got the Kelly Kapoor pop figure. That's fire. I think, I'm not, I can't say this is my first one because I believe you're

got me a charmander at one point, but this is very charming. Do you still have it? I love Kelly Kapoor. because she's wearing like the gene outfit that she wears on casual Friday, right? And she just comes in looking all saucy. Honestly, yeah, with the, her hat saucy too.

Oh my God, we got some Pac-Man fucking scratch off. I'm stealing this too. They know that I like these. Shout out to the chat. Whatever you win $1 million. Bro, I fucking scratched off about 30 of them right here. I scratched off so many fucking of them and I didn't get shit yet.

You didn't get nothing for a lot. Yeah. What's up with that? This is lit, man. Wow, we got a turntable. A mini turn table? A mini turn table so I can actually get my hip hop on? No, this is for the baby, not for you.

Oh, that's a good point. Wow. No, for him now. Just kidding. Well, if I start scratching on my turn table, I might fuck it up, you know? Every, every, every... Well, I guess I can not open this right now, but wow, this is amazing. Well, I think that was...

You got some other shit in here, too. What the fuck? Oh, you got cakes on day. Oh, this is more cakes? It better be chocolate. Holy shit. Do you like chocolate like that? Life is a...

I mean, cake, yeah. What the fuck of the cake you eat? I know Laura got this because it says Laura on outside the box. I like that. Hey, what's the chance of to be in Red Velvet, though, like. Blue Velvet. Bro, look at these.

Wow. She really got some basketballs on the cup. Run one. Let me see. You guys all want to do one? We got to save. We got to eat this. Should we eat the orange cake?

You get, take the orange cake home. Honestly, fuck the orange cake. I want to know. Yeah, let's take the orange cake home. Yeah, take the orange cake home. I'll eat one of the cupcakes, though. Go ahead. Go ahead.

It's their birthday. You got to grab a little. one first. I'm gonna take the one. This is my name. I want the white one. That's what she said. She was looking at this table. Oh, that was fire actually. Oh shit. I'm just kidding. We all know if Vell's the champion pipe allayer here. Wow. What I'm talking about? It's in what I'm talking about? Thank you to everybody so much. This is so, uh, you have to read your fucking cards. Oh yeah, I got read the card too from your employees. High five on being born. Joshua, it is your birthday. I love that because that is also from the office.

That's what Dwight Drew said. Remember he threw like the worst birthday party ever? Oh man, yeah. I appreciate everybody. Thanks so much. This is really sweet. Face of wood for me. That's a good idea.

Vell, you want to smoke some weed? Man, we're asking that. Where the fuck is Yuri? Wow. I want to drink here. This is exhilarate. Wait, there's another card, too. Fuck.

I got my bag right here. I'll buy the white claws. Just tell me our cash at you. Oh, you're talking about that. is in the middle of Wait, who's signature is this one? That's Laura.

I was going to say that's Laura. I love you, Laura. Laura, you're a sweetheart. We love you, Laura. Laura is such a doll. We have now identified that Laura as part of a secret

cabal that is seeking to overthrow. Code name. You want to know it was even more fucked up? House phone is not involved. You don't think? I'm saying he's not an arcou. He is it?

Arcou. I like that. Dude, look at what Trump is doing to our podcast. The AD knows the word coup now. That's lit. We have black no jumper. We're supposed to be a secret. Man, Blamey Pack season.

I'm just like, black Twitter? Yeah, it's like Black Twitter, but now it's like, he asked me. That's fucked up, you I didn't even invite me. It's just everything besides me. He asked me about it. I'll talk to, but. Packs on, packs.

Shout out to everyone, man. I appreciate that. That was amazing. I started a new one, white, no jumper. There's some part of it. Yo, this is my favorite kind of cupcake, too. I like the kind of chocolate that's so dark that it's, like, hard to imagine it ain't darker. Like, I like that.

Like, I love dark chocolate. I love fucking, the blackest of chocolate. Black women. I've been on that. I don't think they really fuck with me so much throughout my life. I was always looking at black women. I didn't feel like they were really looking back at me throughout my single years. You got a rice dick.

A rice dick? What's that me? I heard that in Jamaica. That's what she called a white man. She said, nobody wants no rice dick. Oh, my. Yo, that's fucked up. That shows that the people in Jamaica

are not thinking about the Asian people at all because that would be like a way more apt group to call rice dicks, wouldn't you think? Actually, a lot of cultures eat rice. Rice gum is rice dick. Oh, rice gum. Anyway, so it's your birthday. How old are you, like, 42 or something?

About 37. I'm going to be dead so soon. Why would you say that? Because it's true. Yeah, you got, you don't have that long a way to go. That's like halfway to 70, my nigga. Yeah. You're like over halfway through your life, right?

He's just walking away. Like, it doesn't matter that he's not talking on the microphone? No, okay. Here's my thing. And I realize this podcast has become less coherent since we started pulling out the gifts. But my daughter, when she's graduating high school, will be, hey, fuck you. I'll be 55. Jesus Christ.

That sounds pretty fucking old, right? You're going to be like with a cane like, look at these guys. He's going to have a corvette. Yeah, I'll be at the high school graduation at 55. Like, just like, hey, tell your grandpa, take this picture here. Oh, ha, ha. Hey, Parker, look at your fucking creepy-ass dad with the face tattoos. And, you know, he's, he's crib walking in the crowd.

With the stretchy skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Stretched out skin. Fat as fuck. Tattoos everywhere. No, I'm going to be in there with like three security guards at the fucking graduation. for no reason. Like Traverse Barker status?

You're gonna get Botox in your head? Oh yeah, probably. So you can't look up while you're gonna give it? You don't gotta look up while you're eating pussy. That just sounds mad fun. Would that even work? Imagine eating pussy and just looking up at her like, am I doing good?

Am I doing good? No, you don't do that. You look at the base of her fucking vagina. Definitely. Look at the base. Where's the base at? The base, like the face of the vagina. Like the bladder?

No, like yeah, yeah, yeah. The pubic region, where the pubic hair would be. What do you say? The bladdy? This nigga said the bladder. You don't know where the bladder. No, he said the bladdy. The bladder is on the inside.

Like the bladdy pack. The bladder pack. The blatter pack. Where were we? What should we be talking about right now? We're about to smoke weed and it's going to get less go here. You have to give me some liquor because if the weed comes out, I'm going to pass out. I'm telling you, this guy, we get to see the transformation whenever on stream,

listening to your music for $100 every Friday, me and AD sucking on that thing. Every Tuesday, me and Camgirl Camgirl's not here. And on Wednesdays after show. See, lots of ways to party with us. Lots of ways to hang out, guys. Come up so near. But no, yeah, we're, fuck. What are you saying? I'm sorry.

I have honestly no idea. The bladder back. I was about to start telling a boring story that I'm pretty sure I've already told about getting fired from Sears for stealing money out of the register along with a bunch of other employees when I was 16. I feel like I heard the story too, but go ahead. No, it was okay.

I don't even want to tell it because I feel like, did you guys tell AD? Like, hey, tell a long story about working a target so that we'll have time to get the presence ready. No, I just meant. He literally just started telling them. That was spontaneous. My story seemed pretty legit. I'm not going to lie. You know I'm a mad man.

It looked kind of planned out, but it was not. Wow. I still don't understand why they, like, still had everybody getting escorted to their cars and shit. Because they thought this nigga was going to come back and kill him. For sure, huh? Yeah. Did you look like this? How you look now?

I'm surprising to put a restraining. I had a lot of tattoos. So we're back on the target story. I got it at, Ross. Dude, you know Slim 400 was fucking harassing me today. He called me like three times. He wants to do the podcast, but I've already interviewed him like two times

in like the last year or so. So I think he should go on at the end of the day on Wednesdays with AD at 6 p.m. I mean, that's my nigga. I'm just saying. We have a scheduled right now. You got to go through lower, man. I'll maybe, I'll even come through.

That's about to be my new thing. You got to, hey, you got to, You want some shoes? You should have been hit up Laura to do that. Yo, I mean, I'm- That's why you're not in our coup. I'm like a closed mouth, don't get fed type person.

Like, I don't think about anything. So I need people to like put it on to me. You feel like me? You sound kind of sexual. How do you feel like it went last week with the fucking doppelgangers, Blasie and Phoenix likes in together? Oh, my God. They literally are the same.

That's, we're having a doppelganger episode now, too. How? I wouldn't say any of you all really look back. People literally DM, come on. People DM us all the time acting like we are each other. Like, come on. Really? People are just stupid and think all black people look the same.

Somehow I feel like that doesn't say very good things about the no-jum or audience that they can't tell the difference between three very distinct brothers. Or like me and Hakeem, they always thought me and Hakeem were the same person. They literally thought Hakeem was my real name and that house phone was my alter ego. They got to that point. It's all fucked up, girl. Or like, it'll be video, like, they'll be like tagging me on like a screen. that you were doing, and it would be like, oh, thanks Housephone for listening to my son.

But I feel like to some extent that's like the RIP Joe Rogan, RIP, LLZAM comments, where it's like they know that it's not the case. They're just trolling it. It's funny, though. It might be, they might be serious sometimes. Sometimes. Most of the time, I'm going to assume they're serious. Okay.

But I think it went really well last week. Yeah. I started it by myself and just was just talking to myself for a minute. I had to go back because everybody said, yeah, they said if he was DM me, said, you don't fucking no jumping anymore. I was like, bro, what are you talking about? You all said that idea? I was just making, because I was here by myself.

I was making a joke that everyone got fired, and it was just my show now. Oh, so that's why you watch it? It was because you wanted to see if you had to pack house found out. Exactly. I was like Tuesdays, huh? I'm here every Tuesday, baby. You have to escort you with the target people. I almost came in.

Blamey is my escort. You better be escorted. Yes, sir. I almost. Listen, I almost came into the podcast, even though I was like fresh up out of the hospital, but I felt kind of guilty about coming in on Tuesday. I would have not even know. What's wrong with you?

I would have not even allowed you. Yeah. Actually, it really right, though. I had to cancel a bunch of interviews. And I couldn't come either. It was fucked up. I mean, I had a, you know, I had my replacement guess. We did a good job.

I thought Blasey was good. Phoenix was a little turned up, but he was good. No, he was chilling. I enjoyed it. I don't think he was turned at all. I don't think he was on anything. He wasn't? I don't think so.

My favorite was MCY doing the news. That was dope. MC8? MC8 didn't know jump in news. That's crazy. That was fire. What? Bizarre?

Yep. Freakish. When did that come out? Shout to Laura. A couple days ago. Yeah, try to Laura. When I found out that, Laura put that together. I was just like, wow, that's amazing.

MC8. Yeah, he killed you too. Doing the news. That's crazy. We got to have them on more often. Yeah, that was honestly really far. I was supposed to get M&M this, I mean, get BNM and M&M. Supposed to get Laura an M&M T shirt.

Oh, really? That Blasie design, but it's sold out in 0.5 seconds. Really? So I couldn't even get it for her. Yo, what's up with this fly, man? I'm about to say this, Nick, he's trying to get an interview, mine.

Wipe your lips, too. He's about to land on the fucking, on the mic and start rapping. Yo, but I thought, you're going to be like, what's the name? You're going to be like Mike Pence. Oh, yeah. You're on the podcast?

Fly on his head for 45 seconds. Hey, there's a topic, though. Donald Trump is finally basically conceded. I've heard it. Conceded. Shout out of Joe Biden. Out of the office. He's out.

getting him out of here he's beginning his process out he'll be out by the new years we're trying to get you get you out of here me yeah it's the same thing this is your going away party you're joe bide you're going away party house phone takes over i keep thinking about my kelly my keppore fucking figure here because i just seen this episode and i loved it so much i really want to watch the office again oh it's so beautiful we've been watching the whole thing throughout the pregnancy i think if house phone took over he'll get rid of me first i wouldn't get rid of anybody competition you're in the same lane apparently Apparently, you guys even...

We're the same person. Apparently, you look the same. According to the fans, apparently. I think we just might be the same skin tone. I think we're completely two and seven people. There is. I mean that we're both black. What are you talking about?

People arguing about who's darker. I just meant that we were both black people. That's all... You know, they were... When I first moved... When I first moved to New York, I didn't really know that was a thing. And then I like heard it.

Y' I just made that into that, that's... My nigger. That's a third. It's a... Mufasa and Scar is the effect. Wait, what? Mufasa and Scar. You ever seen Lion King?

It's been a long time. That's when a light skin, dark skin, beef kicked off. Oh, really? I think that might have just been like a thing before that. No. I don't even know what you're talking about. I doubt it, to be honest. You've never seen the Lion King?

I just spent a long time. I was probably like eight, nine years old. So Scar's brother, Mufasa, who was the king, plotted to kill him. No. Scard dip Plot to kill Mubasa. That's not what happened. Can you please kill this fly

if you get a shot? Where is it at? I'm not asking you to like go the soup right of your way. I'm not saying you want a dummy mission or anything? Why do I have to kill it? Just because if you see it around You're sending him on a crash out man.

He just thinks I'm a fucking mass murderer all the time. I've heard some tails. I've heard some tails, my friend. It was... Tales from the career. Yo, this fly is going to fuck shit up. Yo, Josh has an electric fucking...

Let me use a more. Let me use the more. Okay. Now. Yo, don't hit Velvus. Hey, this nigga, fuck down now. What is going to happen, though? Is he just going to fly into it?

Wait, wait. It's on, yes. You got a hold it. I'm going to have a fucking Z on my forehead. Oh, there he goes. Oh, smite cast. Yo. Josh got one, too, so now it's like we're playing pingo.

Oh, man. If it's a third one, we go on. Can I touch this? I don't think it would be a great idea, but I mean, no, my fucking watch was zzz. It didn't do anything to the tissue. You just touched it? You just touched it?

I gave you a little spark huh? No, I don't get that Nothing, so is niggerproof? It's niggerproof. I tested on the white guy. I'm still so scared of it and my mind it's going to like tase me

but think about it. Probably doesn't need to be nice. This is bad. I have watch on next to water. A lot. Huh? Watch on next to water with electricity. Why is that?

The watch is water proof. What are you going to do? Yeah. You don't get it. I'm talking about this. Dumping water on their fucking watches and, shit on the gram. I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking about it metal. Being gold, conductive. Okay. Thomas Edison, nigga. Is the fly gone? Because now I don't see it anymore and now you guys are just handing these fucking rackets around. Let's just play tennis.

Come on. Electric tennis. Maybe put them down. So, all right. I have a topic. I have a topic. Let's get it. I am a father now. Congratulations. I am your father. I am a dad.

You had a kid. How do you feel about it? You two are both down. It's two, actually, two times over for both of you that you know of. Housephone, that we know of.

Housephone will sure have some hidden baby somewhere. I might have a hidden kid. And Nicaragal. Can you put that down? In Nicaragal. There's no way they can see me if you're holding the racket directly between my face and the camera.

I don't think that I have any secret love children anywhere, but I might be wrong. But you do be busting nuts, right? You'd be busting nuts and girls indiscriminately? I'd be busting nuts pause more on myself than I go out. Oh, man.

Because I'll pull out and it shoots a my own stomach. You never, so you're sleeping with it, you're hitting a doggy style and then when you finish you roll over. That's how you got.

I just pull my dick out and it just hits me in the stomach. That is terrible. Yo, I'm going to be real with you. The illest move that I ever had to bust was when I was dating this girl who lived in New York and she lived in a room

where there was basically like a curtain part way through the room like she didn't have her own room It was like she had a section Right so she had a section along the side and it's just like a curtain

that goes across the whole room and then she got her mattress on the ground and stuff so she was like really shy about fucking in this house because she used to date her fucking old roommate so she didn't want him to like know

when I was weird asses That was weird already They broke up and they were still on the same lease but they were cool Oh hey that was a nice I mean.

She gets smacked down. The Blamey pack got to come out. I didn't know that this was the situation until I'd been seeing her for a while. But anyway, like when we would hook up, a lot of times it would be like really rushed doggy style from the bag, standing up in the corner of her room, like quiet as fuck so that this guy wouldn't hear it in the other room. And there was five feet away. Yo, and she also was whack compared to like what I'm used to now where she didn't like let me nut in her mouth or whatever. I would have to pull out and then at least once I pulled out and nut it in my own hand.

That's disgusting. Next up, Jack. You should have put in her face. No, that would be hot. I would have to. I should have to slap for you. In my own head, I caught my own nut, bro. And smack turned the mouth with it.

This niggins said I caught my own nut. But in my hand. You said you nutting yourself. On my stomach in the belly. You're saying that you've never nutted on like your own belly while you're jerking off or some shit? I don't be jerking off. What? I'd rather get some hair.

Yeah, I mean, that's cool too. Yeah, if I have the option all the time, then yeah, but sometimes you don't got that option on time. Bro, I had a baby when I was 20, 19. I've been fucking a long time. Getting face from a 10 on beat off. But you would, like, for me, jerking off is not like something I'm doing instead of having sex. I'm jerking off because it's a quick, easy way for me to, like, relieve some stress

and get into the right mind state that I need for the rest of the day where I don't want to be thinking about fucking. But I've always had a woman, and when I didn't have a woman, so I always had a woman. You always are around women 25-8. I live with a woman who's perfectly happy to have sex with me, and I still will jerk off sometimes just because it's fast, it's easy. You don't want to think about how anybody feels about it. Yeah, apparently.

Sometimes you got to just get that single hand. Do you beat off, Vell? Duh. You from the streets. I know you beat off. Come on, man. You probably beat off in public. You never go to Skid Row dressed like all.

crazy. Skid Row. We've seen when the Blue Face blog, he's in the back. But you might just go there to sort of live out your fantasy. If you go to Skid Row, you can just jerk off in public and it's all good.

Nobody's going to say shit, right? That's a fantasy. This is just my idea for you. Yes. Sounds good. He's just down. He's just agreeing to it. What the fuck is going on there?

Okay, can we talk about having a baby and fucking somehow we start talking about jerking off in our hands? On Skid Row. Skid Row. Dressed crazy. Skat rope probably is an amazing place.

Okay, so how long did the fucking, how long did the whole process take? Y'all ended up having to do the C-section instead. On Friday, I had no idea while we were doing the stream that I was going to be having the baby the next day. So then I come home, she's like basically like the, her midwife and like common knowledge of how this should be done was like, if you go two weeks past it, everybody started telling her after the two weeks. You got to go in. Yeah. We go in. Cush

We go in All right Let me just explain How scary this was We're chilling Sitting in the fucking office We have this really nice Nurse that we're a very big fans of

Shout out to Brooklyn At Cedarsanai If you're watching this Seeters Sinai Signi Whatever I assume you are She's helping us But you know

They got the baby Hooked up and shit So they can like you know Tell what the vital signs are For the baby right And it's just me and Lennon This one nurse All of a sudden

boom eight 10 more nurses run in there because they're all able to see the fucking vital signs of the baby and they get a fucking report on i don't know they're fucking walkie-talkie or whatever saying there's an emergency in this room and basically what was happening was that my girl was too late the baby's like basically too big to be in her in her belly and so my girl was having these long ass seven-minute contractions and when that would happen the baby would like somehow it's it's fucking heart rate would drop because like its blood flow would be getting cut off or whatever, super dangerous. And so like they, but I don't know what's happening. I'm just sitting there. And then all of a sudden they just rush in going crazy. And they're like, hey, like, if that happens again, we might just have to do the C-section.

And my girl's like super bummed at first because she thought she was going to give birth at home and shit. But so that was fucking terrifying. But then all of a sudden we're just in there. And so I have now seen Lenn of the Plug's stomach cut wide open. Wow. It's just crazy. It's a little mirror or something where you can see it. You watch the whole thing?

I couldn't really see. I was like sitting by her, but she was out because they fucking injected some shit into her to make because she started having a panic attack right before they were about to do it. Everduro shot or something. Because normally you're fucked up, but then you could still watch it. Yeah. She just was totally passed out. And then I just see them pulling the fucking being.

Yeah, bro. But then like I'm seeing all her organs. Whoa. That shit blew my fucking minds. Yeah, it's crazy. You see a lot. I haven't seen the seasion. Yeah, bro.

They put her stomach back in after the baby comes out. They put all the shit back in their stomach. They take a metal tool that is like maybe like this big. And it stretches that shit out. Yes. And they put that shit into the hole that they cut like basically in our pew. I can't watch it. I looked at once and I was like, oh my God.

I was watching it, but I was also kind of like divorcing myself from reality in that moment because I was so like, holy fuck I cannot believe. At least both my baby mama shit it on themselves. Oh really? But they gave birth vaginally? Yeah, but it was also shit with the baby. But I'm pretty sure that that's like super common. Yeah. See, I wish that that was smelly.

Because I've heard that before and obviously I don't have any kids. My girl pooped on me when we were doing an anal scene with Riley Reed, but. I thought it was all the time Riley Reed is doing who shit on you. They both did. They both did. And it was cool, though, because they both had very different kinds of shit. Oh, man. Who do you think was eating cleaner at the time, Riley or, or I said her Adam?

It was really more of a water issue. I'm not going to go into it. runnery and I already I told my girl I wasn't gonna talk about this on the podcast I already talked about it one time and she was like you probably shouldn't talk about stuff like that on the podcast but I mean it's already out there for I mean your whole life is you talking about shit that happened on the podcast like shit that happened to you on the podcast right but like there's kind of like a code of conduct and porn I think where like you're not supposed to be the one exposing a girl's nasty ass on set stories if she wants

to talk about it but it's involving you I know Riley enough I don't think she would give a fuck so it's kind of fair game but I'm But if I didn't know her as well, and I were to come on here and say, like, listen to this nasty-ass thing that happened on set the other day, it would be weird. Kind of weird, yeah. Yeah, this nigga is a professional porn star. When Riley became the store, Vell, he had the eye of the tiger. He was looking at her like, she said her like, she told me to pull my dick in the alley, bro. No.

Right here is in the alley, bro. She was like, pull your dick out. Oh, the store of Melrose. Yeah, bro. She's trying to fucking in the alley, bro. I should have did it. Shut up. I would have did it.

I swear to God, bro. I swear to that I'm like twice. How did you not follow up on this? Bro. She didn't follow the new Insta? No, no shit. I don't know. I got my shit back.

I'm not even sure. But yeah, you should have tapped in. I'm just all I'm going to say. If I were you, I would have gone for it. But just know, I had a similar experience with her too. I froze up. Me too.

I had a very similar. What is wrong with y'all? Bro. I was in fight. I was about to beat a nigga ass. And then she just led me outside. It was like, are you okay? and I was like, uh, uh, yeah.

Let's go back. I'm like, let's go. Let's go back inside. I'll go with you. Come, guide me into your world with my daughter. Okay. But yeah, and then we, uh, we had the baby. It was lit.

This is so funny. We keep going on these insanely explicit tirades. That have nothing to do with this. Target. And, uh, yeah. Target. I don't know. Once you actually have the baby, though, like, you guys can tell me.

like what I have to look forward to because the first week or it's been like a week and a half of having the baby so far I mean she sucks to the boob she just sleeps she sleeps 19 hours a day that's fire she poops in her diaper

you hear it you know because you hear and then you fucking that's one thing I learned though is that if she poops don't go change the diaper right away yeah wait let it chill for 5 10 minutes she's definitely gonna poop on you because she's gonna poop again for sure and hopefully pee will

little bit too you actually wanted to start crying realistically because you want her to be all cleared out you want her miserable in that diaper wow take it off yeah and I'm actually I'm changing diapers solo already I've done a couple of wow how many how deep are you how deep in the diaper game like how many how many diapers do you how many diapers have you folded I think I've done three or four that Lena was not involved with at all and I've done some she's that she's slept through which I was really proud of that I was able to like do the diaper change she didn't wake

up and then put the baby back to bed and she didn't wake up I felt like the you were the best boyfriend ever yeah you know that hey that's like oh this is the supernova elite status like the top tier level of that exactly but uh yeah I haven't done that many but I'm trying to I'm trying to do more even though it at first it just felt like like the responsibility of realizing like yo if you fuck this up you're gonna leave poop in her private parts and that could be very bad that's how I was my daughter I just like I don't want to as many times as I can, no, I don't want to. I didn't do shit diaper

neither with my daughter. You didn't do any of them? I did. No, you did. You have to when you're watching them, but it was like, I don't want to. You know what I mean? With that area,

that's your daughter. You have to get into a different mind state of like, okay, I'm doing what I got to do so my daughter can get through the day even though this is not something I want to think about. There's so much shit, bro. Like, Warren's time.

There's going to be the tie where it's going to be literally shit coming out of her diaper, bro. You're going to be like, oh, my God. My son now, he do it all the time. As the kids get older, right? He'll... He'll...

He'll... He'll... He'll... The fullest shit diaper, he'll flinging. Like, over his head. I'm like, oh, my God!

I got too much drip for all that. If my fucking kid... If my kid, if my kid's shit on my drip, they gotta leave. I don't care about getting a shit on a drip. I can't get on the PS5, please. Man. My little brother would be running out the fucking room

every time he sheds, don't he? Because you want to know what the thing is, this is the problem. is that my daughter right now the diapers that's one thing I realize the diapers isn't that gross because what is she fucking consumed just breast milk so it's like the the poop is like super like runny and there's like nothing to it but it's like your kid is out here eating fucking chicken nuggets and shit my little nigga got McDonald's and he going ham yeah that's what your kids eating nowadays you

take McDonald's every day no I try to make him eat healthy he had ravioli today oh really does he know about your secret obsession no about the secret accession of apostate game. No, no, no. I want him to get on his own. I don't want no ravioli. I don't want no ravioli. You say that to him?

No, I did before, though. You know what's crazy? My daughter sent me some TikToks of them playing that with the song because she heard me saying it so much. Wow. Fuck you, nigga. I don't want no ravioli. So are you freaked out by your daughter being on TikTok at 12?

I'm more freaked out of her cursing people out on her phone. Yeah, you always thought about this. She was texting some boys from her school calling him scumbags. school with a video message like and mind you my daughter don't she goes in her room she chills she's sweet than I thought but she goes on there you fucking scumbag

bitch biscuit whatever the fuck she said I was like oh my god what did the little niggas must have deserved it so I would have hit that nigga up too long I think they're just having fun with swearing they called they called one time and I answer I'm like who is this

they're like ha ha ha ha ha little kids bro you should have on FaceTime I was like fuck I was so fucking man. I can't do that in the body. But that's, keep in mind, this is just going to keep getting worse and worse. Because, like, if your daughter is 16, she's going to be able to have a boyfriend and it's going to be. Well, I mean, she better hide that nigga.

I hate to break it to you, but realistically, that's what they're doing in school. I'm going to have to find that, nigga. I'm going to come to her school with the full blue rag, crib outfit on. Coming with a Power Ranger outfit, yeah. Crip Power Ranger. I'm going to come in Spider-Cuns. Yeah. Oh my God.

Leave my out, Spider-Cuss. And just send him to the school to intervene. So what's that, Kass? Yeah, I like this idea. What the fuck is that, Bill? What the fuck on a super-powered lighter you got right there? It's a knife in it.

It's for cutting cupcakes. This is a real Cokehead thing right here, huh? What the fuck is that? It's a lighter, but it has so many tools on it. It has, like, weapons on it? Like Edward Scissor Hands or something. What is it pokey? What are you poking?

It's for niggies that smoke, like, bongs and shit. Oh, I thought you meant you needed to clean out of your Yeah, I was like, CP. Clean out your bong. I respect that. Okay. Yeah, you know. You guys are going to be able to hold it together if I go take a piss?

No. No, no. I'll let you guys figure out what you want. Should I keep, Laura, I got to keep talking about the baby thing. If we're going to do a cut of Adam talking about the baby. But we've got to do multiple, like, beep, like censored, like, and then just, like, cut past us. Like, I don't want to have, like, the story about me coming in my own hand. Are we live?

Are we live? Yeah. Yeah, of course. I'm talking about for the cut afterwards. And I feel like the fans out there will probably want to know the thought process that goes into what becomes a separate cut. Bing. Bing. Okay.

But yeah. So anyway, now we just pretty much have the baby. We love her. She's great. Put out the fucking birth vlog the other day. Yeah. How was that releasing a whole bar?

Fucking vlog about the baby. I mean, it was cool to get people to like actually see it. I thought you were going to wait way longer until you were going to release the baby pigs. No, I ain't Playboy Cardi, bro. I'm a fucking out here. I'm a YouTuber. I'm sharing my journey with the world.

She's not going to Iggy me. He was Cardi and Iggy me. Yeah, so I'm not, I'm not, I don't know. To me, it's like, I feel like my kid could get to a stage where I would feel conflicted about documenting the fuck out of their existence on social media. But she's a baby right now, so it feels like it's like, it's whatever. Like, I'm cool with sharing this part of my life with the people. if she was like five and maybe like kind of weird on camera or like you know if she was like reached like

like i like i i definitely wouldn't want to be the kind of like youtube or parent that is like because you know some of these parents will have like seven fucking kids because they need to keep the youtube clout going and shit which that's lamb i really like wouldn't want to get to that point to be totally honest i want to be like blanket you know michael jackson's kids oh my god you don't know what they look like that is running around what blanket yeah yeah blanket yeah blanket you don't know You remember Blanky and Michael Jackson's kid? He was a kid? Yeah, he's the one that he almost threw off the window.

Oh, I remember that. I'm not doing that with her. That's fucked up. Yo, that's what you should have did for Halloween. We're a lost it when he did that. No, next Halloween, dangle your baby off the balcony and just as Michael Jackson. No, do not do that. That's so funny.

Isn't that a good Halloween costume? That would be fire, though. That's a fake baby. That's one way I could dress up as a black person without being offensive is to dress up as a black person whose skin was completely white at that point in that life. That might be even worse. somebody might think too deep into that way to wait a fucking minute yeah actually you're right

he's just trying to slide it's you know I'd really just be black the sneakiest black face of all is being white they're probably fine that shit I'll have it a Ligo what uh yo but one time I remember I seen a picture

of these three fucking white dudes together and they were dresses the Migos but they didn't do black face and they fucking but they killed everything give me one It's back. They killed everything besides the skin color.

So it was like pretty impressive. So that's amazing then. Yeah, you guys should dress as the Beatles. The Beatles. The black beetles. I'm going to dress as Dolly Porton. That girl, listen to room crowd, please. Remember that?

That was a moment. What's that? Yeah, this thing is not even paying attention. What's up? That thing probably already sucked the blood out of AD's kneecap. What? That's why he's moving slow. No, but you ever see when the mosquito, like,

it fucking sucks somebody's blood? and then it starts flying around and it's mad slow because it's full of blood now. That's like me after I get all the blood sucked out of me. One time I led a mosquito. I was out riding my mountain bike.

I was 13 years old. That's that gay vampire. Hold on. We're going to talk about that. The mosquito landed on my arm like that. I just let it. I let it suck the blood out of my arm.

Could have got malaria. No, I was chill. It was in New Hampshire. Sounds about white. I watched it filled with blood. I watched it fill with blood and then it flew away. all like fat as fuck

filled with my blood. Like drunk. Could have Zika, bro. I don't know. I had fun. Mosquito 22. I was 13. I wasn't thinking about how is that so funny? He just said the thing I was talking about and put it 22 at the end.

Fuck you guys. Mosquito 22. Everybody in the comments spam Mosquito 22. No, put Adam's face on a mosquito body. Yes, please. Please. Send that in.

If you want to send us some merch, with my face on a mosquito's body AD will gladly rock it. Get on in a bowl of pasta. Yes. Pastaemics, get it. Yeah, like, yeah, exactly. I don't know. I'm high.

I want to zap this fly so bad. Bro, I can't find it, bro. He wants to catch a body on the podcast. Speaking of catching a body. It pops. Speaking of catching a body, wait, wait, wait, speaking of catching a body, Kwondo Rondo's homie. Quando Rondo releases a song talking about the King Vonn's situation.

What kind of shit was that? Shouts out his homie. and even had a shop his own. And then he said, hell yeah, we claim self-defense. Yeah, but put yourself in his shoes. What else are he supposed to do? I mean, what else is he going to do? He's got to fucking claim it because, like, I mean, it happened.

He's got to, like, claim that his team caught a fucking body. He didn't even shoot the nigga, though. It was somebody on his fucking squad. Right, but imagine it was me. Imagine somebody fucking... He's beating his ass. Runs up, starts beating my ass, and you just so happy to be staying in there and you shoot him.

What are you going to walk around like? You're going to walk around like? the fucking man, right? It's going to be hard for you to not be feeling like that. And then it sucks because like, King Vaughn was like talking about like how he was going to die, you know, and like just basically like, you know, suddenly just going to like kill him and then he dies. So I get, I feel like where the shit talking came into. It sucks. That this situation happened in many ways. I don't know, Cuando. And I was a big fan of Vaughn and

met Vaughn and stuff. But it's like, I think like I don't understand the fans who are acting like Cuando's homie did something that's different from what he was supposed to do. That's literally why that. guy was paid to be there, right? Yeah, for real. I mean, yeah, but, yeah, but, I mean. I feel like he shouldn't have just shot, though. It was fighting.

It's not, it's not no butts, though. Especially when you, especially when you, you're dealing with Chicago, niggas. Chicago niggas is not fighting nobody. It's like, and you're in Atlanta, too, so it's like, but, you know, I ain't about to fight no Chicago, nigga, unless I know what I'm saying? Okay, but here's a hypothetical scenario that actually could have happened, theoretically. Remember when we pulled up outside Bluefathers's house?

Mm-hmm. And there was a brief moment where AD was saying where he was from and one of Blue Faces's homies was saying where he was from. And you actually said that it wouldn't have been that out of the ordinary. And this kind of surprised me for you guys to have fought right then and there if you didn't know each other or you're from neighborhoods where you didn't get along. But that even though you could have both had guns on you, that you would have been able to just throw hands and not shot each other and that that would have been not that out of the ordinary, right?

Only if you're from, if you're from enemy hoods, then it's different. But if you're just somebody that, okay, I don't have a problem with your hood, you ain't got a problem with my hood. But we still have a little issue or whatever, then we can get down and go back into the party or go back into the place like nothing happened. But if you're an enemy, it's supposed to be on site. But I don't think that those dudes have that. I mean, they kind of did. They do have that. They kind of did.

I don't think those dudes have like the cultural thing where you might just fight. And not shoot each other. I thought you meant you said they were enemies. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, no. But that's the different dynamic with Los Angeles. Exactly. You know, that's like a sort of weird old school hierarchy type thing. Yeah, it's still respect and then everybody fucks with each other.

It's not like there's probably a huge percentage of people that would not just have a fair fight like that. But I understand that there's like some percentage of people that would. But I don't feel like these Chicago dudes in particular. I mean, you don't hear about them getting fucking fist fights with their enemies. You hear about them shooting each other. And the dynamic is fucked up, too, because it's like, King Vaughn was fist fighting the nigga. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, he was beating his, he was beating on the guy. He dropped him, nigga. He literally socked that guy. He dropped him like the first couple. Literally. Yeah, like, first punch. I was like, oh, man. Yeah, it was pretty wild.

The way he was fucking him up. He was on his ass, yeah. I mean, you see when he just, like, hopped out the car and just like, you can see he said, like, one word to that nigga. It was like, bo, wow, wow. That was, like, because when I heard, I heard track, Vaughn's manager talk about it before I actually saw the video

So when he says like Vaughn hopped out of the car And was fighting and then was shot within like a couple seconds I mean it's like 100% true That that that whole situation happened so fucking fast That like you would like to think That maybe like Vaughn would start fighting him And then Quando's homies would pull out guns And then Vaughn would stop fighting him

And then and that that way like cooler heads could prevail There was no chance of cooler heads prevailing because it all happened within seconds. And it's crazy. This situation, I was with my homie the other day, and he told me, he was like, because of this King Vaughn situation, he says, if I see you getting it to anybody, we're not fighting nobody.

He's like, I'm going to kill that nigger. Like, he literally just told me that because he's like, his niggas ain't, you know what I'm saying? They're not fighting. They're not playing fair. And Keepa G, the only way we're going to give you a head up anyway is if you want to homies. You know what I mean?

Other than that, you don't know what the next person is going to do, and that's why you got to keep your blammy pack with you. Like, think about what the reaction was when Maxo and Rizzo thought. Everybody was shocked. But they know each other, though. That's why. They have respect. And then, you know, unless I want to go to war and start beefing and shit like that,

and then fucking up the money music-wise in your own hometown, you don't want to do that. You got to catch your fake. Keep pushing. I still don't know what that was about. I don't know. I don't know. That was a good one. That was beautiful.

I love that shit. I've seen these niggas squabble up at Venice Beach yesterday, but it was like the biggest, buffest, like. Muscle Beach. You know, like, like, you know that movie like blood in blood out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like that nigga, like, swole-ass dark-skinned, like, and fighting this like little short, fat, like Puerto Rican-looking nigga. And I'm like, bro, you're about to get slept.

But the Puerto Rican nigga was like, you know, just like playing with him at first. And then this nigga starts sagging him. Then the bitch tried to hop in. Nigger, like, he kind of stiff-armed the bitch, but he stiff-armed her in the face and, like, pushed her away. And she started screaming. And it was just, it was just like old white families that are like on vacation on Venice Beach taking videos and shit and the black

Venice niggas is pressing them like put the phones down Venice Beach is a good place to get a nice fist fight in a nice squabble off yeah a nigga pressed me and I was my daughter the other day Oh I saw you talking about that And I was mad on your behalf let's get this story I want to hear this he got he gotta die I honestly like I talked to my cousin

about that shit and I just like felt like I was like man I feel like I've never been in a situation like that and I feel like I did the smarter thing just kind of like So where were you though as I just think it tried to really mark me out bro and I was like wow in long beach nah niggin we was in venice and he was on a little electric scooter bike thing he was like going through the crowds of people but he was slamming on his back

wheel so it could like you know skir he was like locking his back wheel up behind people and like scaring people and shit you feel me and he passed he passed by us already a few times like and I'm like mea watch out get out this nigga way because he hit you i'm gonna fuck him up that's where I fucked up because I shouldn't have said nothing and he heard me when I said that he heard me and like as soon as he heard me he was just like loud as fuck like what and then you turned around and he was like oh damn he ums didda-da-da-da-da-da like you gonna fuck who up like and i was just like fuck and my daughter like she kind of like she didn't know i stopped because when he turned around like we was going opposite ways so when he passed by I said it so he

stopped and turned around and when he turned around I stopped and she didn't know I stopped so she kind of like kept going you feel me so I'm like damn at least she didn't hear it you she didn't even know what happened you feel me but he was just like basically just called me like a bunch your bitch ass niggas and was like, I'll beat you up in front of your daughter. And I was like, all right, boy. In that case, I understand. And there was so many people around, bro. You got to turn it down sometimes.

Loud as fuck. You feel me? And I was like, all right, bro. Like, would you fuck them up. I would turn it down to. Bro. I would turn it down to. I don't think I ever heard Vell talk about a fist fight that he didn't want.

You serious? Bro, he was a big nigger, bro with face tattoos and thought he was just super hard. Wait. Was he on a bike? Yes, bro. Big nigga. He was a big nigga with, did he have, did he have sand? Did he have sandals on with no with no socks?

You're making them sound pretty scary. I would have fucked him up, bro. He wasn't even in my, bro. You're not even in shape to even fuck with me, bro. Like, not even like that, bro. Yeah. Bro, you don't even know, my nigga. I would have turned down.

I would have to them. But I would have to get out. Like, anything can happen, bro. Yeah. He could pull something out and you put your kid. You put your kid at a reason. And I don't know who he way. He could pop up on a nowhere.

So I was like, when he was talking to shit, I literally was just looking at him. And I was like, all right. All right. You got that was saving his face. You're saving a mental image like, all right, my nigga. But would you have handled it differently if you were holding it? No, you still know.

No. At least the police be on the boardwalk. They'd be like walking around. If you pop a nigga on the boardwalk, you're getting 30 years. I'm definitely not suggesting that there should be any room in your brain for actually shooting him. But that obviously makes the situation like, well, you ain't going to just beat my ass right here. But even if you're a kid, you don't want your kid to see you shoot somebody. You know what?

You don't want that. Have a baby moment. Bro, niggas get beat up on Venice Borwalk all day. I know, bro. I was just like, fuck, bro, I know this nigga. Like, wow. And then, like, I don't know. I kind of let it go because in my head,

I was like, I shouldn't have said nothing. That's true, though. You feel me? I wouldn't have been mad at that. I'm like, I shouldn't say nothing. I'm like, I shouldn't say nothing. You feel me like, I shouldn't say that. You feel me like, I don't want my baby.

I just shouldn't say. But at the same time, though, nigga. Why is you recklessly driving through the shit? He was about to hit my daughter, bro. See, if you would have hit your daughter, it would have been, it would have been over. You had to do something over, bro. I would have literally fucking blacked out, bro. Like, straight up, I'm gonna blacked out, bro.

And that's why it's like, you know, I'm too crazy for all that shit, bro. It would have been a, I would have really like stump the niggas head in, bro. I respect it. You feel me? I just had to let it go, bro. See, even then, your daughter would have to see you stump somebody head. She may be traumatized by her dad. She doesn't know nothing.

Yeah, bro. Not traumatized her, right? Yeah. That's like the motherfucking T.A. at my daughter's school going to tell my, my, my, daughter your dad's a gang member it's like why would you even paint that picture to her you know what I'm saying of her fucking dad it's fucked up you should be the one telling her about yeah about gangstity yeah that's like telling your kid about Santa Claus like she she like no it's not the same man it's your right to tell your

kid that Santa Claus isn't real the same way that it's your right to tell your kid that you're not a normal guy you're actually a Crip fuck Santa Claus I spend my goddamn money This is your thing. You always, whenever we bring up Santa, you're like, I hate him. He takes credit for my gifts. They want to just get a white man on the credit. Your kid don't believe in Santa?

No, believe in Dad. St. Nick can't come on the block. Brug. A guy in all red. That's a much of your house. I'm on the roof. I wouldn't even say it. That's a whole joke.

Let a guy in all right come on my roof. Come through my chimney. Santa wears the blue costume in our household. See? There you go. Santa Cus. that's all Spiderca

Possible shirt I keep telling them to make a Christmas album You guys down? Let's do it I'll pay y'all $0. 40 bucks a burst

Jack Frost and nipping We're putting out a 20 song album 40 bucks 40 bucks per That ain't my rate here That's a $40 But it's a lot of features Why not?

But it's a lot of features Who's selling $40 features? I mean that's what I'm offering We can negotiate from here But no that would be cool Because then like, I'd rather eat this. What if like the No Jumper, like, SoundCloud and like our streaming services we really had, like, we put out bad Christmas albums. That's all we do.

Is this Christmas? Yeah, we just hit up YG. We're like, yo, can we please get you on the Christmas album? Just two, three verses of just talking about Christmas. Can the squeaky voice nigga be on the album with us? Yeah, six or five eight yards on the album. It's so hard. 100%.

The squeaky voice, nigga. Merry Christmas. We can put some Jewish songs and shit. You could do your German voice. I don't do a German voice. Allegedly. He found out that his German voice sounded not nice. Not German.

Like Hitler from Jojo Rabbit. I don't know what the fuck. I have no idea what that is. I have no idea what that is. It's a fucking movie. I've seen the glorious bastards though. Fire. That was fun.

One of the best movies of all times. I got to watch that shit. You've never seen that? Great movie. Oh, so good. Quintzotino, man. Go home to watch it tonight. That's where you like violence too, so you're really like that.

If you like a violent, that's movie. Ain't that shit on Netflix? I think so, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy that that shit's out there for free. You got to get on that. Let me ask you, did you see... Glorious what? In Glorious Bassus.

Did you see the Dave Chappelle thing he put on Instagram, talking about Netflix? I heard that he no longer wanted his series to be on Netflix, and they removed it. He asked him. Because he didn't get money for it from Viacom or some shit. So he basically said when he did his deal, he said it was a...

He told stories basically about three, you know, three Car Monte. Yeah. I got got like that before. No. I swear to God. Bro, they used to do that outside of the OSS store. all the time.

You got got like that? Oh, my nigger. Are you joking? Oh, man. You're from LA. You don't know that you're doing it. Listen, it happened in fucking Miami, bro. Oh, my gosh.

You're drunk doing it in front of a girl? And no, listen, we go to fucking Miami. How long? When was this? This was like when I first, like, hit the radio. Okay. So it was like 2016? 1997.

He was in the outlaws. A lot of people don't know this. Yo, we got to hit him with the hole that. You got to hit him with the old that jokes. I like that. Don't even make sense. He's like way younger than me. All right, go.

No, but we go to, they have like, it's not the dub show. They started some other shit that was supposed to compete with the dub show. Like a car show. Like a car show hip-hop shit like show. And they got me booked over there. And then me and the homies, bro, we go in a fucking bathroom. And these niggas is playing the three carmone shit in the bathroom. Yeah.

And they got us all. Don't be playing games in the bathroom. Oh, we thought we was going to get them. They had the hammers on them. We couldn't do nothing about it. They did. That's funny because the dudes who were doing three-card Monty in front of the L.S.

store, I remember one of them one time, somebody flipped out on them and was yelling at him shit. And all of a sudden... He was fucking claiming a very, very known LA gang and shit as soon as somebody started trying to press them. And that's when I was like, oh, shit, the three-card Monty guys are gangsters out here.

It's actually like a real hustle. Because if you were a bitch... If you were scammed somebody, you better have you blame you on you. If you were a bitch, you would get run off the block. I've seen so many bitches in front of the shop, like, white people bro going crazy.

Losing money, bro. Crazy, bro. Literally starting a big ass scene, bro, I had to tell him, it was like, yo, y'all got to go, bro. Like, y'all burning a spot at this point. Why are we talking about Three Car Monte? No, it was about the Day Chappelle thing.

Oh, right. So basically he said, yeah. No, basically he said that when he signed his contract in reminding him of the Three Caramonti, like maybe all these guys are in cahoots and in with each other. And he said basically when he did his deal, he really didn't get paid for his

a lot of money for Chappelle's show. And even when he walked away, he didn't get paid for it. So what he did is he said when he signed the contract, they signed for the likeness in the universe. Basically, they can use your name for whatever. But it's probably the same type of deal that every other fucking person who gets a TV show gets. Because Dave Chappelle, like, how big was he before Chappelle's show? He wasn't that big. He wasn't big at all. That's what really took him to a Half bank was dope, but he was in all those movies, but he wasn't like the number one character in all those movies, which is kind of the crazy thing when you look back at his career because he's so highly regarded now, but he was like the fucking ninth most important character in the movie and a lot of those classics. He was working in the building. People didn't know that he was like a mega star immediately, which is interesting.

But then he also said that he once, he was thinking about doing another Chappelle show and he said he can't because of this contract. Right. So he said that basically he didn't know the HBO Max and Netflix was going to put out Chappelle's show. And he said originally he pitched Chappelle's show to HBO. And they turned it down. They said no, yeah. So he was like, but now you guys want to sit there and do that shit. Right.

And long story short, he said, since he can't do nothing about it contract-wise, he talked to Netflix. And Netflix, he said, this makes me uncomfortable if I'm going to work for you guys. So they pulled it down for him. And he asked the fans, you guys do not stream Chappelle Show at all until they basically pay him. Wow. See, you know, this is really interesting because he's in the exact same position that somebody like Taylor Swift, who's all upset about not owning her masters, they're in exactly the same position. What the difference is, though, is that Taylor Swift comes out and tries to, like, shame the people who owners shit and tries to, like, basically make them feel bad about it.

It doesn't work. Netflix, by, like, agreeing to this. being down and realizing how much bad publicity it would be and how they don't want to be the ones fucking forcing Dave's content out into the world under terms that he doesn't agree with. They're realizing how bad the PR is that that actually gives him enough leverage to do something that's going to basically cost to them millions of dollars that they would have probably made otherwise or whatever. So I mean, this is pretty like incredible to see this happen because you, I mean, shit, I don't really

see this happening in the music business though. At all. How the fuck would happen in the music business, right? I'm trying to think of the equivalent version of this. Like what? Like, fans don't stream any of my songs until UMG pays me. Right. And, like, take my music off Spotify.

Yeah, UMG is going to be like, fuck you. And that's only because music is saturated. Chappelle shows, like, there hasn't been another show like that. Like, Key and Pee and Peele came afterwards and it still wasn't a Chappelle show. You know what I'm saying? It's pretty good try, though. Yeah. No, it's a good try.

It's a thing to it, for sure. But not at all. Chappelle show. I never seen that. Key & Pee and Peele show? Key & Peele Show. No, I've seen Shepel show. I never said Keel is really funny.

Key & Pills. And then they went on to be fucking great director. Jordan Pills, the nigger. Directors. Jesus Christ. He makes some horror movies now killing them. Bro, some confusing-ass movies. I fuck with it.

I've seen us. That's the only one I see. That's Jordan Peele. Yeah, that's really confusing. I never seen. Get Out. Get Out was really good. No, he has a show right now called Love Crap Country on HBO.

Oh, man. Right. Back on that. That's Jordan Peel. I only made it like three episodes. That's Jordan Peel, bro. You fire. If you would have told me about him, I would have already get on it.

I would have a betrack. I will give you my HBO Max password. Washington. Because this is the thing. Love what? Love Kraft Country. This is the thing about Vell is that Vell is a very like real person. So a lot of times I can turn him on to rappers

because he doesn't spend his whole life on the internet knowing about every new rapper as soon as they come out. And like, you could tell Vell about a TV show or some shit because he's not like. perpetually reading Twitter like many of us. Speaking of Twitter, my shit is steel hacked. So Twitter,

somebody please get my Twitter back again for the second time. I need someone at Twitter to give me, just give me my old account back. Just unbanned my IP address so I can just make a new account, please. I have the confidence. You have the end word. The way he looked at it.

Isn't that the craziest thing you ever heard? At first, I just read it. At first, I just read it. really like, was like, he really got me for one second. It's like if this was just an audio podcast, you'd think that I was talking about a white guy. And then it would make sense. I was like, naked.

Yeah, bro. No, someone tagged me in this video of this black guy. He had just left to barbershop. He was like, whoa, dude, my fucking hairline. So crispy, man. Shout out to my barber, brad. And they were like, yo, why you sound like this? And I was like, damn, y' got me fucked.

I said you lost an IP address? No, I was just, I was just telling a story. Oh, I was too. I was just telling a story. I'm like, how did you have a band for that? I thought you were about to call together, I'm like, me too. You were making fun of how I sound white, and I was telling him story.

He didn't even know that part. He didn't even make fun of you sound of white. We were talking about your Twitter. He said, oh, God, you guys are all fucking. We're high. I don't know. I'm bad. That's his subject.

Anyway, yeah, no, Twitter got me out of here, man. So, wait a minute. You seen that movie, sorry to bother you? No. You ain't seen that? You ain't seen that? Where all the black guys used all their whitest voices they can have? Yes, my girl had me watch that shit, bro.

That shit is so crazy. They kept talking like, sorry to bother you. They're like, hey, how you doing? Trying to sell a telemarketer and shit. And they go up in the ranks and shit. That sounds like an amazing movie. That shit is so funny because Adam fucking listen to me talk to a goddamn He got a phone call from like a doctor's office or some shit.

And he's like, yes, I was wondering if I could come into 8.30 a.m. To have my sternum looked at or some shit. He was so polite on the phone with the phone. It was a COVID test. And I was just like, what the fuck is this? It just made me laugh so hard to realize that that's what they call code switching. That's how I got into no jumper. Exactly.

They thought I was a white man. And I came in with a blammy. But you know that we appreciate you acting like a fool, so you don't try to hide it around us. We think it's funny. Or at least like normal or relatable, whatever, yeah. All of the above. Yeah. This is funny, though, dear.

I got a piss. You guys can figure out what the fuck we're talking. talking about why I'm going, all right? I feel like what the fuck has even been going on, man? A lot of people have been dropping music. Oh, okay, I got one that I want to talk about, but you got her here's here. Why don't you talk about Twitter? I still don't know how you got banned.

I don't know. Who's all the hard are, bro? I used to just talk shit to people on, like, people would talk shit to me all day on Twitter, and I would just talk shit back. So, like, I don't know. Then it gave you no explanation? Bro, no, I have been, like, you know, suspended, like hell of times already. And it was like, I had the same profile since I was in, like, 11th brain.

spending it from Twitter. I literally see porn on Twitter every fucking day. I mean, I just be like, what did you do? I was just saying. You gotta do something crazy. Like, okay, like, I don't know, like, say someone reply that, oh, this fucking sucks or something and they got like RAP grandma in their bio or something.

I'm just like, yeah, your fucking grandma's like rolling over into, like, you know, just like, or like, yeah, or like, like, some army, some army, some army nigga was like talking shit to me. I'm like, you about to do all that. I mean, you're doing all this shit talking, you're about to get blown up in Iraq. You're doing all this work.

That would get shit to spend it. I'm like, I understand why now. I'm like, you talk. I'm like, you're talking all this shit. No, no, no. I'm like, I'm like, you went to the army to go kill niggins so you can drive a 2008 Camero, not even a, not even a V6. What if you would have killed? What if you were to kill house phone?

How would you feel? Then I would, you know, they'd be coming at me first though. So I'd be getting on there. Why are your army men coming at you? Just random niggas. Bro, Twitter is random. They just, niggas. Like, I've never got that though.

80. I was what you call virus. on Twitter so people would just be replying to me I would have no control what did you do that was viral though just funny shout like my tweets were going crazy I had like 50,000 followers on Twitter the first time the second time I had like 20,000 and they just kept getting me out all I see is porn I just know mad I don't know how you've never experienced someone else who's got to suspend it's just bit Zach Fox got suspended from Twitter hell niggas I never got suspended because you don't know wild Twitter niggas you got to get wild

Twitter is the place to be wild my nigger Twitter is the place to be wild bro yeah you got to You got to be wild. You got to be a vlad. So do I have to be wild or do I have to tweet wild? You got a tweet wild. Because I live wild. I didn't want to tweet wild. Well, your wildness need to convey over to the tweets.

No, then I'll get banned. I was too real. I was too real for Twitter. They couldn't fucking. Twitter couldn't handle me. That was it. But yeah, I tried multiple times, too. Like, multiple times to get it back.

And I even made a new one for the high rollers. Made a new. Made a new Instagram for the high rollers page. I made a new Twitter, and I made myself a new Twitter, and they deleted them both. Really? Yeah. Holy shit. Somebody at Twitter must be an Army veteran.

That's insane. They probably all. Fuck the FBI and fuck all the Army troops. No, no, no, no. We love the Army Truth. Don't despair. Don't know. You never heard that?

It's a Soldier Boy song. I'm out. Hey, I'm out. I don't think we talked about the Gucci and Gizi. battle. We did not talk about that at all. We did on the news. We're talking about the news. Yeah, but not here. No, Jumper show on Tuesdays.

I know it's kind of old news at this point, but I did just want to draw attention to it and just say that it was one of the greatest things I've seen in hip-hop history. Also, we're going to go and other one? Yeah. Let's get higher, bro. Get higher. I want to say that I was excited for this thing the whole week. I was looking forward to it.

You know, one of my friends, one of my friends was making merch for the actual event and I was just just ready for it to go. I thought they were going to be separate and not performing like together like on the same stage. That's what really threw me off. Oh, you're like COVID shit. They're going to be like in separate places. No, I thought like maybe Gucci would come out do his songs and then Gizi would come out

to do there. I didn't know they were going to do it like that. And I was like, yo, this is crazy. I didn't think they was going to come out. You never watched a verse. I never watched none of them. This is the only one I watched. That's the first one I watched too.

The only one I was shitty. I watched like a smoky Robinson. one or some shit. I forget what it was. Game, no, it was an old... No, no, you're talking about a fucking fuck! Who was it? The black guy.

I only watched it because Joe Budden and then were talking about how bad it was. The worst one was one with Teddy Riley. They was fucking up everything. That's the one, yes. You didn't know what Teddy Riley? That's the one I watched it. I only watched it because I heard it was horrible. Bro, it was terrible.

I would never care. It was actually hilarious, though, because they're dancing with the routines and the beats is going back. Oh, man. I would never care to watch it. any of those except for the one that I watched, which was the best one in hip hop history. That shit was amazing. Are you crazy Snoop and DMX, nigga?

I don't care about no of that. What? I didn't watch that one. That shit was fire. Because, like, I feel like they're from two different fucking even generations almost. Yeah, my nigga is Snoop. You're from the West Coast, yeah. That's what I'm going to respectfully have to say that this is one of your dumbest opinions

I've ever heard. Gucci and Gizi had a beef that was involved someone dying. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. DMS versus Snoop,

they don't have beef. I didn't say they don't have anything. I didn't say it was bigger. I said if he's talking about versus, there's been some dope versus battles. I don't get it. We're talking about the best one. This was the biggest.

This was the best. Number two is in a different fucking stratosphere, brats. It is. You know what's crazy I just thought about? I just seen this shit to fucking today. You didn't even watch it when it came out? No, no, no.

Not the Gucci and Gizi one, bro. I've seen Mr. Fav trying to do a bay versus And it went totally fucking left Why? What happened? With filthy Rich and fucking Kaffani. Yeah, right. You do that shit in the bay? No, they did it already

And it turned to filthy rich Just cursing out fucking Kaffani, bro. It was a mess. He's like, fuck you, nigga. That's why you're in a fucking wheelchair. That's why you got You didn't clean your fucking... I was like... Why did I not hear about this? I just seen it. Oh, it just came out? I just seen it.

What the fuck? Filty rich and Kofonfinney. They're not even battle, they're just arguing. And he's like, you over there fucking miserable. You probably live in your mom house. 80, like, where's your property? Where's your deed? I got all these properties and shit. And it feels like, you're mad.

You mad about this bitch, ain't you? He's like, no, you. The bitch came back to you. No, I ain't even care about the bitch. You had to be, bro. Bro, fucking crazy, bro. Fucking amazing. I got to see that.

That sounds unbelievable. Oh, yeah. Crazy. Wow. Jesus. That's the craziest versus. I feel like, I mean, it got, it got real. I was sitting in the car.

I was driving. while I was listening to this, right? Me too. And I was like... I'm jumping up and down in the car. We do. I'm in the car.

That's what I'm saying. I can't even control myself. And I'm like, I know Gucci at some points he has performed the truth. He has to perform the truth. He has to perform the truth. And then as soon as he dropped it,

I was like, oh, my God. He smoked on that Pookie pack. Oh, yeah. He like diced him in every way that he could disson. Pookie pack is different. He made Gizi look like the most bitch-ass- He said, he says,

he says send some more. I'm going to send him back to you on a box. But you wonder what the thing is? I would have to... They each one. They each one. I really believe that. They did.

Gucci came out looking like the richer one, the more successful one, the better dressed one, the more murderous one, the one who's more about the straight shit one. And Gizi came out and made it pretty clear that his catalog is fucking unreal. He's had so many hits on... Which I told you. You're right. And so many people forgot. Like so many...

Because Gizi's catalog. Like people don't play it the same way that like Gucci like he's still he has had hits in like recent memory He's had like big songs in the past couple years and he's still like touring and and Probably I feel like this is probably insanely good for both of their careers. Yeah, they both dropped tapes didn't they if if you could still tour right now I feel like Jeezy would all of a sudden be able to book better and more shows right now than previously bro they had two million concurrent viewers Yeah, but the tape that Gucci put out is old shit and the GZ tape is new and I haven't listened to either because I'm a dad now. I don't want the Jesus songs.

It was far. I, when I was watching the actual verses, I also realized the same thing too. Like, damn, Gizi had more bangers that I even remember. But then also, there is a couple of GZ songs that I was just like, I've never heard this before in my life. What the fuck is this? I knew everyone. But then you knew every GZ song, there's no way. Because there was some that I was just like, no, it was a point in time where Gizi was the hottest nigger.

Yeah, you're younger. I was younger, but the Gucci man era, like, his golden era was right when I was in high school. So I know, I know that shit like the back of my hand. But the Gucci era and the GZ. Well, it kind of overlap. But then you got to think about it. So Icy came out and then GZ had a fucking hell of a push start. GZ was gigantic and Gucci was small.

And then all of a sudden, Gucci got big. And as GZ goes down, Gucci goes up. But then the one thing, too, that I don't think Gucci got enough credit for, I did see people say like oh Gucci played new songs and who gives a fuck about new songs Gucci playing songs within the past couple years and he said it he said play some new shit who got some hot shit right now he does make a good point there's been much more relevant in the past couple years including like having big songs you know so I mean that that does something too that was a weapon that he

pulled out in Arsenal and he he definitely killed him off with that one but nah but GZ was coming like I was in the car I was completely team Gucci the whole the whole way, but I'm watching it, and I was like, damn, I can't deny. Adam was to, and I told him, he was like, he's going to wipe the floor. I said, I thought he was going to mix. But I'm like, nigga, Gigi has records, and he played some that are big fucking street songs that he didn't even play that he could have played. Right. And the thing is, like, geeked up is that.

Oh, yeah, right. Is, uh, crazy. Whoa, that would have been crazy. Okay. At the Skatery, at Word on Wheels, at Word on Wheels to Geeked up, stop playing. First off, I'm a motherfucker and I never let a bitch little bow wow me. Yeah. What?

This is the thing, though, fuck, am I going to forget it already? God, yeah. No, all right. Old man syndrome. This thing that they did is basically what we wish could always happen in hip-up. Is that you could have big fucking names who have serious beef, and then they settle it through music.

I would prefer that this was just like, you know, actual new records, but this is the new version of that is that they go and they do the versus thing. And it's like, normally we don't get that because, like, we know that Kanye and Drake have issues with each other. We know that Kanye and Jay-Z have issues with each other, but they're not going to make a song about it.

That's not really, they might yell about it on Twitter in Kanye's case, but you don't really get to see this like straight-up conflict in the same way. And it's obviously, it makes for amazing content. And the fact that they were able to do it without anybody getting hurt, which was obviously insured by the fact that GZ or Gucci showed up with like multiple guards with machine guns around him and stuff. Yeah, they was on some shit. I don't know in what way GZ traveled there.

But look, but let's, Let's talk about, like, the craziest part is them performing so icy at the end together. That made you wonder if this whole thing had been a ruse. I know. Like, if they didn't really dislike each other still. But I think, you know, whatever. Like, when they're talking about, they probably say, let's play so icy at the end. And they're both like, all right.

And it was a weird image because it's like one was just sort of like rubbing in Gizi's face the fact that he murdered his friend. And then, like, all of a sudden, you guys are dancing side by side. But I mean, it's both of their song. It is both of their song. Gigi is very mature, man. Fuck that. I came away feeling that way, too, is that Gizi is very mature and has a very mature perspective.

But you wonder to what extent that's kind of like been forced upon him by the fact that he's had to humble himself because his career is not what it once was. And Gucci really hasn't had to in the same way, at least in recent years. He's kind of backed up, though. No. And I don't like, he's still putting out music. It just hasn't been. True. It hasn't been what it was. And bro, you can't be mad. You really sent you sent them

niggas to go do that. I know. So you can't even be mad. Like you did you started that. But you can respect that JZ clearly doesn't relate to the person that he was when he ordered that hair. That's what he only like you like you know because he was he was talking greasy. He put a bounty on his head. I remember the beat. It was over the video talking about yeah. Yeah. Like he was over. Yeah. Like he was like 10 on your head. I don't remember. Bro, or like the old like the like hood rich TV. I do not remember that. But I came away from it feeling like, you know, and that's pretty funny because

GZ. He should have played his Gucci man this. He didn't come back at all. Listen, GZ did the same thing that 6-9 did. He put money on somebody's head on camera and then somebody actually tried to shoot him. But 6-9 got indicted for it and fucking snitched. And G-Z somehow, we never heard anything about it. Like, bro, everybody in hip-hop knows.

Pookie was signed to Young Jeezy. Say, I don't know this. All right, so his homie that killed. Pookie, the one of that killed. He was signed. He was a artist, which I never knew his name. And I never, I never knew those. I knew that the shit happened, but I didn't know, I don't know the dynamic of,

because I was told that they weren't cool like that. Nobody was eager to put that all that stuff out there. Because, like, Gucci in his book doesn't talk about it. He just prints a news article about the situation. Yeah. Okay, so apparently he's with some strippers, right? Or he's with a stripper. Oh, yeah.

Takes him back to the apartment. And then they run in with guns, masks, and shit. I think he shoots, did he shoots both of them or just one? He killed one of them? I think it was only one dude, though. I was two. I don't know. It was like a group of people.

Yeah, it was multiple people. He shoots at them. He hits the one guy, and we don't know if he either drag the body. Remember the story that he dragged the body? I remember here on this, but I never dragged the body out to the woods or if the guy got shot. No, no. Or if the guy got shot and ran to the woods and then just collapsed and died. That sounds more realistic.

That sounds more realistic. But it's like giving Gucci Man like the boogey man. Like he killed him and then dragged him to the woods. Because for me, if that situation happens to me and I have to fucking kill this dude, what am I going to do? I'm going to call the fucking cops and say, hey, this guy tried to kill me. And I smoke this. Please come here because I know I'm going to have to do this deal with this sooner or later. And he might as well.

You know, like, two weeks later, go to the woods. Yeah, I'm not going to fucking try to get away with it. You're like smoking a woods in the office, like, I had to do it. No, I just come and talk about it on the podcast. He's in the woods. Look under the grass. I don't give a fuck. I had to do it.

The fact that G. That Gucci rubbed the murder in his face was not as ridiculous as the moment where he said, my outfit costs 10 bands. Look at my opponent. Look at my opponent. And then you look over at Gizi. And for the first time and the whole thing I realized, you're like oh jeez he's wearing a bum ass basketball jersey and some jeans damn it's a regular

forces that was like a brand in a snowman shirt on the minute did that's just say young jizi on the back or something it's on a big i think he did that for the nostalgia of it was it was it was because i think he just don't he he's a old school guy he don't think about fucking bro he's he's has a fucking malcolm x type of shit on his cover but Gucci wasn't dressing all crazy back then like the way that he does now where every time you see Gucci, he's dressed to the fucking knives. He got that shit on. GZ comes

from that era where you wore white teas, you wore basketball jerseys, you wore back. You know, it was like, it's different. Then you look at Gucci and he's basically wearing like a fucking $10,000 fucking Gucci outfit. No, you know what he said exactly where about he said, can somebody appraised my outfit, please? He said, my outfit costs about 10K.

Now, look at this nigga over here. Look at my opponents. Because up till that moment They hadn't actually insulted each other Yeah I thought I knew it was coming As I was watching it

I started to feel like Oh this they had a gentlemanly agreement To not do any personal attacks And that was when I started to realize like Oh Gucci's an asshole He's if they have an agreement He was throwing shit out there He was letting it fly

He's gonna break this agreement Hey you see how when uh Jesus started doing this little motivational speech and shit Gucci didn't say nothing after Yeah he just I thought he made him feel bad a little bit Like Gucci kind of just like, man, he just turned around. But think about what GZ was doing in that moment.

When you bring up Nipsey Hustle, when you bring up King Varm, when you bring up Mode 3, you make it very hard for the other person to all of a sudden just sort of glamorized murder in your face. When you sort of confront somebody with the reality of a man lost his life, he had a kid. Like we seen the kid on Instagram talking about, like, his son. He's like grown-ass son. And Gucci is in such a grown.

own as mature part of his life and he's still saying ha ha ha ha killed your homie go that hard I'm not alone I don't know him. We love him for it but at the same time GZ clearly had the perfect fucking ace of his sleeve when he brings up Vaughn and Nipsey and shit because

it's true like a man died. It was one thousand percent true. Granted the man who died was trying to kill him. I was about to say the only thing about that is the only thing that that's the only thing that Trump's it is the fact that he sent those niggas to go do that to him. Imagine if Gucci was dead, bro.

But that would have been the ultimate thing. Guys, this would have been as viral as this whole thing was, if as soon as Gizi got done that motivational speech, if Gucci had said, you sent the motherfucker. Best, most viral, most ridiculous thing we would have ever seen. If he had thought to say that in that moment, I think it would have been the best thing ever.

I mean, shit. Him saying send some more, I'm going to send him back in the box. That was the best. You have to have a chip on your shoulder. I'm driving what this happened to him. I was jumping up and down at the comment about the outfit. So by the time he's actually saying the shit about smoking, like, I'm like, oh, what the fuck?

And it's happening live, and they're crossing each other. And the worst part is I walk into the house and I'm still watching it on my phone. And my girl is there with the baby and the dula. And they're fucking, like, clearly having this super quiet, peaceful moment. And I'm walking in the house like, yo, this dude Gucci. crazy. You got such different energies, bro.

You got the volume on full loud on the phone. I'm just going crazy. Sorry, Parker, but this dude, Gucci's a fool. I was thinking about how I would explain it to my kid if she was older,

and I would probably be like, why would you be explaining that to your kid? What if she was, like, four years old and she was asking? I would probably be like, this guy was really mean to this guy.

And now they're talking it out. The way you just said that was like a dad, I'm going to be honest. You know, that was like, That was cool right there. You can't tell the kid all this.

If you're a kid, this dude's homie. Kid's not ready for that. Yeah, kids not ready for that. He's going to be like, what? You got to tell her the most basic safest version about it. They had a little argument back in the day, and now they're working it out. Yo, you're fucking hilarious. Oh, God, man.

But yeah, no, honestly, I think that it was good for the city of Atlanta. It was good for just overall, like, how you should conduct yourself. For sure. How you should conduct yourself just as a. man in general. You feel me? And like, they both made it past it at the end. They both, you know, like, not really apologize, but they just kind of got over it. They went to the club.

They went to the club after. And we can only hope that one day, AD will be man enough to do the same thing with Casey veggies. What? That's my home boy. I'm like, I'm just kidding. I'm just thinking about him because he had that tweet about you guys and your home. Oh, the West Coast shit?

I was just trying to think of somebody on the time about him here to battle. He just, he just said, like, me included, with a bunch of rappers from the West Coast, like really bought it back. Right. Which is true. When you think about like where L.A. is at right now music-wise,

like that, setting the seeds of it because for a long time, for some reason there wasn't really that much happening out of L.A. And you were kind of early on that wave. True. And now you, you definitely, you definitely.

Now he's doing the soundtrack for Jake Paul TikToks. Who? My boy, AD? Yes. Everybody go like and comment. No, Jake Paul found one of my new songs and he's working out to it and put on his TikTok. Yeah, right? Randomly, bro.

You probably kind of a check. You probably pulled up to Alabama. I didn't ask him to do that. You probably see Jake Paul at a fucking COVID super spreader party and you say, hey, Hey, bro, I got these two bands on me right now. No, I'm literally on the TikTok cut. No, he's strong arm cut. He put him in a head like a egg, man.

No, I did not. I'm literally in Houston. You hit him with the low. And they're sending me the shit. I'm like. You lowballed them. You said, here. Where did this come from?

This is what you're going to do, Jake. Paul, you're going to take this $50 and you're going to put my song and your new TikTok. Got it? That's what I say? That's why Jeff Ball and security is because of people like you. And the target people. That's why Target. That's why Target needs security.

Yeah, because. And no jumper if my show gets canceled. Hey, I went to the club in Vegas with Jake Paul in them one time. There's a whole section in the club that I didn't even know existed in Vegas with Jake Paul and Logan Paul. And you pull up with them. We were so far away from all the. normal people at this fucking outdoor pool party that I was kind of like, what the fuck is the point of us being here?

Because at least when I'm in a club, normally like you're in a nice section or whatever, well, if I were to be in a nice section, at least you can see all the fucking stupid broke girls that aren't in B-I-B with you. You can at least look at them. That's the whole point, right? I'm not trying to actually like, you know, we're completely insulated from everything. That's kind of fire. I mean, it was all right.

I've seen one of Dan Blissarians parties before. You've been to what Dan Bissarian party? Fire. Let's go. How did you get invited to that? Can you start taking me on? You sell them steroids? No.

I went there. That shit was lit. Can you start taking me to these crazy parties? Yeah. What are they doing it right now? I'm going to get a right. Look, I'm going to get you some shoes.

I'm going to get a roly. And then we, we're pulling up. You need a roly. Yeah. I need a rollie. What happened to your roly? I sold it.

Why? I took the green face. Yeah. I sold the green face. You got the blue face, man. I'm trying to get a, because I was trying to get a real bust down. You know what I was like that.

Nah, you want to keep it stock. You could do the bezel like that. I could do it. You know what I'm saying? I just wanted to get a big grown man when that was like some little kid like, you know. It was cool. I like to see what you mean like the shit around it and everything. It was like.

I'm trying to get like a plane, Jane John, you feel I mean? I'm thinking about wearing a white tea for the rest of my life. I think you ought to do. No, I don't. This is the first time you ever seen me in a white tea in a long time and my chest hair is coming through and reminds me I gotta go shave when I get home. What do you mean is coming through? Your t-shirt?

perforated and look it like you do that I see that now don't you hate that he can just squeeze his fucking nipple hair I'm just moving my shirt around Why is your nipple hair so hard It's not nipple hair you think the nipples are in the middle of my chest Yes Yeah probably

Look at that gross that pisses me off I gotta go shave my chest I gotta go shave my chest That's actually Lena if you're watching this That's why I want for my birthday I want my back shave when I get home That's my favorite thing I'm looking at Josh right now with his headphones hanging off like that

It looks like the nigga had a mullet No it looks like he's DJing It looks like he's about to go, wicker, wicket hat. Where's Josh's bucket hat? Bro, Josh and the Hose MAD bucket hat was a movie. Why did some girl, like, call me, like, Adderawd out, like, don't you work for no jumper? Hose Mad interview. I'm like, what are you talking about?

She's like, you don't know, hos mad? He's there right now. I was looking at the Instagram. Why aren't you there? I'm like, I don't fucking live at no jumper, bitch. I'm only there once a week. Like, you live in the bathroom. She was like, she was like, I imagine you live on the couch and then, like, you just go in there.

She's like, sometimes, sometimes you leave to get food and then you come back or some shit and I was like bitch what bro she thinks you're homeless she thinks I live on the couch at no jumper wouldn't be a bad idea I'll be kind of money during COVID it's kind of weird yeah right he just wake up in the morning I'm just here I mean we don't have a get out housebone you'd be able to take a shit but you wouldn't be able to shower so you'd have to get a 24 hour fitness membership or something but those are probably close holes right now too shower at your house and starting Wednesday we'll shut the fuck down it's like a 20 minute drive it's almost like it would just be better for you to stay your house Yuri lives around the corner that is

true. It could be a year he's house. His house a colony. Exactly. Or you could do a fucking little

just spray some some axe. Spray some axe on you. You ever own axe? You never owned it. Yeah. You look like you wear axe and you

ask girls if they want to chill axe. That's so stupid. That's what you're That's supposed to be a joke? You're supposed to and my brother thinks it's so fucking funny.

Don't you look like the type? And you look like the type to Dumb gas his thing's off. You look like the type of things. The Budweiser frogs are funny. The Bullwax.

Now that's funny. He just so retarded that. Why? Sir. Bud. Ah. Zer. And he does think of the W.B.

Frog is hilarious. Oh, they are funny. And possibly racist, we decided. Okay, hold on. Hold on. California raisins. California racist. California racist.

Oh, that's a good shirt design right there. It would be weird if I made it, but it would be tight if you made it. California racist. I killed my racist parents. Why do we always get to be in the California Raisins spot? But then just put like somebody, they sent it to you already? Who's a racist person in California?

You can put on it. Hulk Hogan. No, but he's probably from here. I'm going to talk about weird race jokes. Listen, did you see Lil Uzi versus Gunner Stahl? Did you see Lil Uzi versus Lozanne? That was funny too. Oh, yeah.

I will mumble alone. That shit had me dead as fuck. I was like, that was so funny. Wait, but how did the Gunner one happen? I saw it, but I fucking forgot. Okay, so basically Gunner did like some kind of like... Gunner or Gunner? Laura, can we take it down a notch over there?

Gunner. Gunner stall as a photographer. Okay. Who like... Oh, I see now. I seen. I seen it. He takes pictures of all the... If you want to watch something very rare, go watch the old-ass Gunner Stoll in the jumper interview.

Yeah, you did interview him back in the day, huh? With the homie Cliff. Yeah, shout out to Cliff. And shout out to him. I don't know if they have anything to do with each other anymore, but for some reason they're on the podcast. I don't know. But yeah.

No, honestly, Gunner's, Pictures are actually really fire and shit. I was seeing Cliff hosting shit on YouTube and stuff. I forget what it was for, but he's doing some dope shit. Yeah, shut about Cliff. He did some shit with Coach K, though, is lit. That's super hard, what? Yeah.

But anyway. Anyway, yeah, so. Gunner. Gunner, not Gunner. Cells White. On Twitter. I don't think you actually. Yeah.

But anyway, anyway, he, like, he made a tweet that's something about, like, deluxe albums and, like, how they're released. All right, yeah. Are, like, fucking on music now or some shit. And then he, oh, it was another tweet. tweet about like, oh, album drops, then like 0.2 seconds later deluxe album, whatever, right? Now, I think Uzi, like, sub-tweeted him, and then he tweeted Uzi back and was like, little-ass boy, I wasn't sub-tweeting you or something.

If I had a problem, we know each other in real life, we can link up. Uzi, like, where are you at? I'm on the way. Like, you know, they was just like going back and forth. But Uzi was like on some fucking, like, petty just like, wouldn't let it go, like tweeting all day about it. Who do you think would win in a fair one between Uzi and Gunnar Stahl? Ouzi.

Okay, so they bump. I don't know Gunner's almost a Gunner. I'll throw this out there. Gunner is like skinny beyond skinny. He's really skinny. But he's way taller than. Exactly.

And that's what makes the match. He might have him. I feel like squabbles. I think Uzi would have more like muscle density, but he's so much shorter. Nah, but Uzi can pop him in the shit. He's probably fast too. Yeah, he is, bro. I seen it.

I don't know. Yeah, you've seen him running around and rolling. That was, that was dead. That was dead night. But yo, Uzi was just. We were there. We were there that day, actually. For real?

Yeah, that was the day that we were there. Is that in Vegas? No, the first day in Vegas, day and night, that was in Orange County in, like, 2016. He was, like, trying to fight Reese, but he, like, wasn't really trying to fight him. He was just, like, running around. That's interesting smoke for Uzi to want. Like, damn, you never hear about a rapper fight and a photographer. That's crazy.

He's, he tweeted. Never say a game-changing artist. Oh, yeah, bro. I've never seen this before. Bro, he just straight tweeted. He was, like, at the end of the day, you're just a nigga with a camera. But then it's, like, But then it's like at the end of the day, what?

Like, you just a nigga with a mic. And at the end of the day. Yeah. You don't want to piss off the photographic and the videographic fucking worlds because that's like half the kids out there are trying to be a film or a fucking photographer that is facts. That is facts. They don't give a fuck, though.

This is a little Uzi. It is a little Uzi, right? Uzi's so funny that he could get away with saying whatever the fuck he wants. Yeah. Yeah, he said. If I said that, you're just a motherfucker with a camera. Oh. Oh.

Everybody who takes a fuck us. They're on my. ass. Answer! Oh, my God. Send him up the river. How dare you fucking crushed the dreams? Every photographer that ever took a photo is going to be

DMing me. Hey, delete that photo. You don't have respect for the photograph. Yeah. Community. My camera man did that. Queen Bobby Pan would just disown you all the way. For sure. Shout out to Queen Bobby Penn one time.

You want to know another thing? I'm going to take a stand. We need to stop rappers, reposting photographers, photos, and not tagging them. Exactly. What do you point to me? I don't know.

You probably done it points you four times. I'm like the fuck. Put it to you four times. I'm going to hold you to this standard. I want to know. Do you commit to always tagging your photographer? After today, yes. Okay, good.

Yeah. It's the right thing to do. I try not to even post a picture unless I have the photographer's info. Who are you cash-happing $100? You selling drugs on the podcast? No, no. I'm buying a fucking Star Wars shirt. Wow.

It's fire, though, right? Say it's not hard. It's close. It's pretty cool. right? You're really deep in these streets. Yeah, I'm deep in the clothes game. I would never buy a t-shirt in the Instagram DMs.

I just don't care enough, but I bought Instagram shirts. It's not an Instagram shirt. I just know the nigga. It's like a guy's vintage fucking YouTube or Instagram page. Yeah, it's the homie. Shout out Brandon Began. Shut out. Shut out Lost and Found Vintage, man.

I should get a discount for just for that shout-out right now. Go follow them on my Instagram at Lost and Found Vintage. I want some high roller shoes. I remember else. Hey, just know they'll be in two weeks and they'll be shipped out to y'all. Y'all niggas. Get out my fucking. I don't want them shit down.

I want you to bring them here on a Tuesday. Hell no, nigga. You got to order them. Like everybody else. I feel like I'm the only person that didn't ask for them. Thank you. I keep hearing from everybody saying that they asked for. If I wanted them,

I want them to make our own shoes. To be honest, because I think you need to just support the homies. I don't have, like, they're not just like at my crib. Like, they're at the warehouse getting made. And then now they're now being shipped to America. But they're still not being shipped to me. They're being shipped to the warehouse that's doing the import and export and sending them out to all the,

lovely customers who purchased my shoe already. Thank you so much. I appreciate you. I'm wearing the all white pairs right now. Thank y'all for fucking with me. So what you're saying is that you're corporate and that you don't actually ship the product out yourself with your own bare hands. I want to know that you're actually putting the tape on the box yourself or else it doesn't feel real.

It's not real. You're a sellout. I did nothing but design them with the hummy, make the colorways, and do all the promotional stuff. I don't physically do anything. I just pick the people do everything else. No, but what you're doing is like kind of a dream that I've always had, which is... I probably made more money this weekend off of a merchant than you have ever made with merch on No Jumper. And I mean, no cap. I believe it because you're selling $250 fucking shoes. So I mean, that's the, I don't know if we've ever sold anything for $250.

Just know, I've been trying to tell you fuck with me, man. I got the vision. I'm taking the No Jumper merch through the roof. Let's go. Let's do it. But this is what I always wanted to do is just start like a clothing brand and not have everybody, well, I guess you're owning it. But you're Like it's not like it doesn't have like your brand name on it, you know, which I've always like like when VLone came out and you didn't know who ran it and stuff, I always thought that it was super tight. And it would be such a cool thing to be able to start something and completely separate. And have it be dope but not have it be based on like, hey, because imagine this guy and I own this company. Imagine if I try to make like little house phone shoes. Exactly.

It would be so, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be so lame, bro. I'm going to be honest. Why did you do this way? Because it would have been lame. I'm going to be honest. Because it would feel like merch instead of fashion. I wouldn't wear a little house phone shoes.

Exactly, but you'll be some dice shoes, though. See? I'll give you that. But that's where you got to remember. The rollers are house phone shoes. It's all one. It's all incumbent. You're making me now want to purchase now?

It's a little merchy to me. I got the dice on my face. I got my mom's name. Got my mom's name re-hit. Shout out to my mom. He went for it. Yeah, man. I'm in the game now, baby.

I'm wearing them. I'm wearing my own all the time. Oh, also shout out my nigga. I like the guy. I like those. Shown of my name. Justin's Lord. Justin's War.

The fuck you pants. There's Superfire. Shout out to him. Oh, you know, wait. Hold on. You know I got that good. I got a good shoes. Today.

Oh, my God. Check me out. Okay. Jesus Christ. Oh, wait. Y'all see the EDD hat, though. I like that one. I like that.

That shit's fine. FTP. Clearweather. You need one of these, though. With the R.P.G. You know what I'm saying? That is hard. Yeah.

Y'all need to go to the nothing personal, the nothing personal, superficial, Superficial collab. This motherfucking Black Friday They restocking They got hooties They got the EDD hats EDDTs

Go fuck with my nigga Blassey Fuck on my nigga Lucas Shout out to the drip guys See me some please Let's get it Clothes Clothing Yo the whole podcast

Tapsters I know you guys talked about clothes The whole time I saw a lot of comments That were like Why the fuck are they still talking about shoes Or some shit

No but a lot of them was like Yo I fucked with that Like we need the fashion podcast I think it was good yeah I think it was good, man. I respect it. I appreciate it. We still have like a million fucking packages for the streetware of you.

I guess they've all been opened at this point. No. We still have a lot that aren't open. Okay, let's film another one, but I'm going to get to edit it. I don't want to wait six months for Eerie to edit it. Their version of this is that they said that you need to film more stuff if you want to do it. I think I actually have like a vision for how it should be. I think that it should be filmed more vloggy in a sense where it's like, you know,

a moving camera that's like sort of up in your face of you and whoever else and you're opening the packages you're looking at them you're saying what you think about them and then it's cut up so it's just the funny parts and stuff so it's fucking maybe you know 10 minutes of stuff or whatever but then also i think that it should have you doing a couple of stories where again it's filmed sort of like vlog style or whatever but you basically read it like a little clip script type thing telling a story about like whatever this issue is and like if we could do you this weekly and have it edited weekly, I think it would be super fucking dope because then we could give me a day this week.

Have a couple stories about, you know, different things in the street wear world or whatever. And it's like that's the challenge though is like find dope as shit to cover that is not super fucking obvious. Yeah, exactly. Instead of like. Sometimes they're going to be super obvious. Sometimes. Yeah.

Because that don't really, it'll be like, sometimes it don't be that much shit. But there's enough underground up and coming brands that I could talk about up and coming shit all day. I don't even have to talk about like Supreme or like name brand. And even just getting people to pull up who have crazy, like if you just have a homie who has some like insane fucking pair of jeans that is, yeah, or even a collection or whatever, or pulling up to their place or whatever. But that would be the goal, I think, for the streetwear type segment is just to have like one

dope, edited vlog type piece of content like that every week. Okay. Well, fashion demics to us if we call it like a dripisode. Man, trip is so. We could just call it. We can't call it whatever we want. His whole brand disappeared and he can't even make a new social media. Somebody sent me his fucking new account the other day.

Oh, yeah. You sent the TV. Man, what a crazy, like, rising and then, like, dramatic. I don't want to say. They need to do, like, a VH1, like, documentary style of fashion. Complex. I'm here. The rise and fall.

You should make that, like, the Brian Pumper video, but about fashion. About his life and just use every. The thing is that nobody would have archived all the random clips of him and shit. I wonder if his YouTube. gone too. No, I think the YouTube is still there. But his fucking Instagram is gone and his Twitter. I mean, even though he only got to like 30,000 followers,

that's sad. Only, nigga. My Twitter got, I had 50,000 on my Twitter and got deleted. I was so hurt. A.D., whenever you say Twitter, he just gets, like, sad as fuck, because it triggers his memory. I just got it back. And they got it again. Nick, you need to change your

two-step verification system. Really? I got hacked the first time. I wore some fucking shoes. What did you do? You didn't send a person in their shoes? And you want me to get you shoes You're gonna send them out You're gonna send them out to somebody I got hacked one time

Because ski mask got hacked Skeemass got hacked And then the person The hacker goes into his is like Hey can you send me this I'm up to text you Can you send me this code And I fucking

What the hecker Hacked me trying to get at him too Why the fuck would you just Because I thought it was him And also Why would you Why don't he be texting you For a code

But it was it was the day It was like a fucked up day Yeah Adam out of everyone in my phone Text me this random code In retrospect, I agree. That seems very obvious. Jesus Christ. They got me real good.

He can't even talk about that situation because he's so upset about his Twitter. Bro, my homeboy, you know BDOT is? Yeah. Okay, he does all the basketball like impersonations and shit. He has like a million followers and shit like that. Definitely a different beat on. Yeah. Well, he fucking, I know he's involved with the NBA.

He do these celebrity games and stuff. He's DMing me. Well, he's not. The hacker is deems me and says, hey, bro, I got this dope-ass new company that, you know, that give you three, four, pairs of shoes a month off whites and everything just to post them up so I'm writing them like oh yeah for show he's like just sign up and send me this shit and I'm gonna fucking set it up for you and it has two things it says sign up with Google and it says sign up with Twitter I said I'm about to do to Google I click on

the Twitter and then it says put your password in put my password in says the password isn't correct tried it two times took my shit change the recovery email the number and tried to hit you up. And you responded when I got it back. It said, hey, and you said, hey, back. That's as far as he got. You wouldn't care about the shoes, though. They wouldn't have got you.

I remember one time, like some kid that I knew, like sort of hood kid. Like, he hit me up. He said, hey, I said, hello. He's like, who is this? He, like, couldn't believe that. I said hello. Like, hello was the whitest, weirdest thing possible.

He couldn't believe that I was saying it. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with hello? Hello is the most normal fucking way. Although, if I did walk in here tomorrow and just was like, hello. I would definitely, that would be weird as fuck, right? I'd have to pack you out.

Where's out of my own? Hello, hello? But in like text form, you could say hello? No. No. Sounds like a bite. Yeah, I would be weirded out.

You're giving me a weird moment right now where I'm realizing just how white I am. Yeah, pretty white. Hello. Hello. Hey. Hey. Hello, darkness, my old friend. You want to hear some shit?

One second. When she was giving birth, as I'm sitting there, as the baby's about to come out, yesterday, all my problems seem so far. Like the Beatles are playing for some reason. This song comes on. It's like the saddest song. No, they're playing it in the fucking operating room. And I'm like, wow, y'all are like really trying to make me cry here. Like, this is fucked up.

I cry twice for sure. Yeah. But do you ever still get an occasional cry when you're like, her engagement? Yeah, sometimes you got to get that out. Fucking, my daughter was at her cheerleading competition. I seen her. I was like, really? I had a, yeah, bro.

I got emotional. That's beautiful, though. You cry because she's bad at cheerleading? No, she's great at cheerleading. First place, actually. first place twice Really? She's doing like

Somersaults and flips and shit or what? No, her team is dope Shout to the Carson Cokes. Is she the girl flipping up top Or is she down bottom like No, she's in the back like Fucking it out So it's not that like acrobatic

No, there's some of them are though Not my daughter Her cousin old does flips like crazy I feel like she's been part too young To do the flips and shit I'm trying to figure out What hobbies to get my daughter into right now Because right now

How about your daughter can go on hip hop Harry and be one of those kids I can't wait to show and go go kids I'm not going to tell her about about Yassie though yeah you got to keep her my daughter's only hobby right now

is staring at lights and go on to sleep and sleeping yeah but her main thing that I notice that she's into doing right now when she's awake is sucking the boob obviously but then also just stick

like she'll notice a light on the ceiling and just just lock eyes with it like she's fucking possessed by the light dude uh huh Yeah. It's kind of scary.

Stop looking at that. I'll take her head and turn it. So she stop. Like, what are you doing? Take her head. I know, baby. I had a weird experience the other day, too,

where she's laying on my chest, and she just, like, lifts her head, like, and just, like, immediately it drops back down onto my chest because her fucking neck muscles

aren't strong enough to do, like, damn near anything. But that's, like, one of the craziest thing about holding her, just realizing, like, if you let go of her head,

her fucking head is just going to drop down and, like, you've got to something, You got to support the head at all times. That's true. Yeah, for sure. It's not pause. That's what I tell my girl, bro.

That's what we cross the line, Adam. He's like, pause. That's what we care. We can't, can't do it with the kids. So that's where you cross the line, bro. Bro, if you want to pause some shit, I want you to watch one episode of this. Hey, nigga, you just passed it to me. It's microscopic.

Hey, I hear it one time. I'm like this talking. He's like, bro. He put it in my hand. What's fucking wrong with you, asshole? Bro, you put you, you got the shit all the way over. here in my face. My nigga, I'm trying to tell

the story. I got long arms. I want you to watch one episode of the reality show about making swords and say pause. You tell me about this yesterday? I want to,

I want you to film yourself watching it and then just how about we film it here? Just for my personal enjoyment because we're obviously not going to be able to. Yeah, because a personal enjoyment, you like to see me,

he sent you to Tiger picture? Nope. He got to go to Scott. I don't even had this make a number. You want to say it? I don't even had this make a number. He sent to you. Tiger's dick?

I don't know how his number no more. I was like, what the fuck did he do that fire, son? I already blocked this shit. I don't know what you're talking about. Bro, I wrote him back like, please do never do this again, bro. I was like, bro, I'm about to hit up, head up like the California, like, you'll sue him? Labor law or some shit.

Adam's making sexual advances on me. This nigga's my employer. He is my employer, your honor. Your honor. Sometimes I forget that shit is gay because to me, what? It's so normal to have a conversation about, like, what a dude's genitals look like, because in the porn world, it's like,

oh, in the poor world. It's like, he's flexing. You know? In the porn world, it's like you can just have a conversation about his dick. Like, Paul, you know, like it's just, I feel like. It would be like if you're a fucking carpenter, you're going to talk about the fucking hammer. Don't try to compare carpets to dicks, my nigga. Nah, bro.

Carpets? You're a carpenter? No. I was like he took a fifth to that. Dicks to hammers. Whatever. No, bro. Well, you're one person who's hammer.

I've never seen some. You ain't seen mine either, nigga. Fuck, why was you? Don't put that out there. Don't put that out there. You two are those. You two are those. Hey, I'm like, you're the one person.

I'm like, nigga, no. I was looking for to look at you like. Nah, nigga. You know what? You two are the Muppets that are sitting in the theater together and they're talking shit all the time. Yeah. Look at them over there.

That's you too. You remind me a beaker. I'll take it. I'll take it. We were already, are you down to be Santa for my kid? No. Why not?

I need to go back to the gym. I'll hit you with the back. I qualify to be God damn Santa. Santa's supposed to be fat. That's what I said. Are you down to the gym? Bro, 100 bucks. You come to the crib,

you put on the Santa suit. You come in, you hang out with the kid for a little bit. The kid is a little bit more woke as a result. He's like, oh, it's black Santa, but they don't even think anything about it. He has slave deals. He wants to pay his $40 on feature

and $100. to come in fucking Santa. Do not slide no time tracks with God damn Adam. I don't want her thinking Santa has a face tattoo. That's weird. That's too easy. Unless you're Billy Bob for it.

Don't make me make Josh do it. Josh is not going to do it. Josh will one thousand. I would dress up and be spider cars. Don't you. I'll dress up and Spider-Man. I'll get the real Spider-Col. Or the Blue Eminem.

I'll be the Blue Eminem. I'll be the Blue M&M for the birthday. You're definitely the Blue M&M. You need Pete Me Lowe. You took that from pee-wee. No, that's why I said it, nigga. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he's trying to start beef. That's what I'm saying.

White man. My Crip brethren. My Crip brethren. So you feel loyalty to him? Yes. Okay. That's nice of you. They'll roll on another one, so I guess we got to keep this podcast going.

What else should we talk about? It's a fucking birthday. Yeah, it's her fucking birthday. How old did you turn, bro? Like, for a pro for a. You like a hobbit now. My ears. The fucking went on.

Where are they so red now? Because I'm from wearing the headphones are two. two hours and I got big ass ears or maybe they're just sensitive or something. I don't know. I think you got sensitive ear ass, nigga ear. Yeah, call me tender ear. Sensitive ear ass bitch.

Yeah, man, it's weird. I got fucking sensitive ears. I was trying to go have a little rendezvous or something. I feel like he got somewhere to go. He got a girl blowing up his line trying to get fucking dick down or something. He just sent the $100 for some pussy, bro. Yeah, come on, man.

He did. He was, so, dude. Adam caught you, bro. All right, let's hit the bitch. Let me. He didn't caught you. He has a Star Wars shirt. He said in the 100.

He's about to go cash in his pussy tokens as soon as he gets there. No, I think customary would be to pay her after. After. No, my phone does it before. In advance. That's a $100. That's a deposit.

How much is it? $110. No, it's $250. It's $250. $100 up front, $150 after? That's how the game be these days, man. I would pay a woman to hit me with one of these? Would you?

What my boss? Yeah, my test skills. Pause. Oh, man. Let me hit you with a situation. No, you're not hitting you anything. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you about that.

No, no, no. All right. So, before I met Lina, obviously, I go hang out with this girl off the internet and we're kicking it and we hook up. And then we're hanging out more. And she starts telling me a story about this fucking model fashion fucking kid and how she hooked up with him. And then she had, he.

requested that she put her fist in his asshole and she did it what the fuck yeah he was down would you feel a certain type of way about her after that like with that

that would bother you yeah I would just not want her to touch me like you have a forever shit hand she's not gonna do it to you no no she's not I'm just saying I would never want to give her a high five I would have to like bump it's a good time to be her friend right now

because of COVID restraint She opened a fucking door after her. No. You wouldn't? You'd be that grossed out by it? Yes. That's terrible. I think that's unfair.

She has another niggas ass on her hand, bro. She did. No, she does. You ate a booty hole, right? No. Oh, you didn't? That's cat. For sure.

Do you just have booty hole on your mouth for the rest of your life? Yes. Is this house phone have all these girls from him on everything's booty on your mouth for life? I never ate no bitch. You're a better man than me? Nah, for sure. Better man than me. You ever been a ham on everything?

Hell no. We've never been in that shit. You have no idea what I'm talking about? He's not what the fuck is there. He's such a hood dude. He's such a... That's how we know you're a real hood dude and not like a hipster hood dude. Yeah, that's not know you really with the shits.

You don't know him on everything. That's pretty cool. Hipsterhood dude. That's cool. It was like a real guy. That was some niggies that was with the shits though. That's what I'm saying, but that proves how in the streets he is that... Because that was very, very, very...

He's been out drinking every night of his entire life. And you never heard. And he doesn't know what him on everything is. Because it is like... It's very hipster. It's very hipstery. I don't even know what the fuck. It's like a party thing.

It's like a party thing. It was like a party thing. And they would like per me a lot of the like up and coming rappers first shows would be with these people. Right. So it's like I don't know like young leash or like young lean. Just like some sound cloud rap shit like you know all the like just it was lit. 21 Savage first. No.

No, that was rare house. But that was kind of same. 21 Savage first LA show. Oh, it was so scary. I remember. I thought the whole shit was. Scary. Nick, I thought the whole shit was gonna get shot up.

It was crazy. He was moving crazy out all those early shows. It was like him and like 90 bloods. They just like coming the fucking function. And then as soon as they finished, who's right out and they're gone. So how he posed to move? Bro, it was hard. No.

You know who was moving right when we fucking booked them? Young nudie. Oh, yeah, same shit. He came on. He came on some fucking Minister Farrakhan shit. Like it was. They was like he was, he was. He was boom.

Boel, bro. He moved in right. So he did the same thing as 21 Savage. Yeah. Basically. Nudy came in like he thought somebody was going to try to kill him. He came in with some niggas. That's how I seen Rallo when I first met Rallo in Atlanta.

Yeah? I was going to the strip club. He had like a hundred niggas with him. He was the president. How do you do that? How do you get away with that? I don't know. If I had a hundred dudes with me or even, let's say 20,

they're not like me in anywhere. I've showed up at a million fucking shows and shit with like five people. Maybe five people and like three of them can't get in. and shit and I feel like I should have like some ability. You're a homelander. You always hit me with this weird fucking meme. You don't know what what is that mean? You got to watch the boy. He knows

it. Stop trying to derail the conversation. We keep having these conversations with him about his verbal tics of like just saying these weird things. You do verbal tics too. Like what? The whole point of the podcast is to have an actual in-depth conversation and then you just call me homelander when I'm talking about an actual thing. Is that just saying

this is like a very weird thing that we got to get you passed at some point. The whole conversation just screeches to a heart. Like, what the fuck is that? That has your idea. It's so weird. Y'all tell me, what's the other shit? Ham base?

What the fuck is that? That's a fucking tick to me, nigga. Ham base. God damn. That's a tick to me. You actually got to watch, you got to watch at the end of the day tomorrow because you can hear AD talk about some disgusting disease

you got from a fucking tick in the girl's vagina. What? You got some foul. You got to watch this tomorrow. Don't tell a whole story again. No, no, I'm not going to say nothing. You got to watch that at the end of the day tomorrow at 6. I'm on it. And we talk about AD getting a tick fucking disgusting poison thing.

My crazy tics led to a tick story. So it was all for the greater news. You know who the tick is? The cartoon character is? Yeah. You know who the critic is? No. You don't remember Jay Sherman?

Who was Jay Sherman? Amazing show. A critic. You knickers are. It was on comedy central back in the day. so I've seen every episode like a million times. The tick just came back like last year. Well, they need to bring back the critic

because that show was fucking amazing. Y'all sound real old right now. I was about to say, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. God damn it. You niggas are the OG O. Josh knows about the critic. Josh is also old too.

I don't know about a home-home-based honey ham, whatever the fuck y'all say it. When COVID's done, we're going to have them book you. COVID is not going to be done. Probably anytime soon. At this rate, we don't fucking know. We're back on some, actually tonight is a last day for indoor dining. I mean, outdoor dining in LA.

I'm not to go to function right now. I don't feel about that. I hate it. I go outdoor dining down there three or times a week. Lena asked me what I want for my birthday and told her I wanted steak for dinner. I have steak last night. I don't have my phone, so I'm not able to tell her that I'm coming home soon and that she should probably order the steak. I don't think she's cooking the steak.

She got a baby to deal with. That's fat. Those fucking COVID? Yeah. What if you really come in and she's super mom mode? Like baby on the hip, flip. the steak and like making a YouTube video all at the same time. Shouldn't cook steak next to a baby.

I feel like she probably came over his face while saying that was right. I feel like she's capable of that. But she's, she's having a hard time because her fucking abdomen hurt so bad. Oh, the C section and shit. Fuck, imagine having your fucking stomach cut open and then sewed back together.

You're fucking abs. After having a child ripped out of you. Think about all the things that as a person who has received one blowjob from her in the past however many weeks. it's not easy to give head after you just got a C-section. It turns out. So, yeah. I'm not having Botox here.

That's a factor as well. I was supposed to give you some advice and what to do. You're very limited in terms of positions. But, I mean, it was my birthday, so I felt like, you know what? I'm going to shoot my shot. I'm going to try to get some head even though I know you don't feel good. Let's go for it. I'm trying to give some head even though I don't feel good.

I felt all right about it. T-O-P. What's that? I got some fit. Top. Top, niggins. Oh. I thought you said TLP.

No. Is that like TLC? I got some RFT recently. What was RFT? Random fan top. What? How'd that happen? You got a truck stop or something?

Oh, I got to hear about this. This is exciting. Oh, shit. It's the kind of story that me has a new dad. I got to hear. I know. I know. No,

no. Just know, I was just kicking it with the homies. Like some of the old like GBC homies, you feel me? Not GBC, but, you know, in that realm, homies. You got some top of horse head? No.

My brother. He's like, what? You got some horse head? Relax. No, no. I just know I was kicking it with the homies. I was kicking it with the homies. I get a DM, like, you know, like some girl pies my story at like 5 a.m.

And I look at her thing. I'm thinking she's in New York because all her pictures, like recent pictures were from New York. I was like, oh, okay. I reply. You know she has COVID. No, so I replies her anyway. Repries from anyway, found out that she was close, ubered her over.

That was it. She was like you know she came to the Humby's Crip That's a beautiful thing Yeah The clout top And you know just got asked to hope Can be fucking your friends house I mean to your fans I was gonna

I didn't mean to Top that nobody would ever get In any kind of like if you're a normal guy That just never happened to you But because you have this weird level of fame Yeah Because you have 101,000 followers You gotta say the one like that

Me guys it's very exciting Is Camryl still sitting in 99? She's at like 94 I dusted her You dust it Wait, she's not going to do anything that we agreed to do, so I don't even matter. That's fucked up. She should get the high roller tattoo at least.

She's not kind of like a little. Does she don't have no tattoos? She has zero tattoos. She's not going to get a tattoo for me. I didn't expect her to. I literally seek him once a week. It was like one of my best friends. I know she was not going to get a tattoo.

Yeah. I already knew. I knew I was just going to win so I could just be annoying and poke it at her. How do you know you were going to win? She could have had a big moment. Well, I had a bigger moment. She's becoming a Twitch DJ in front of her own eyes, right? shoe release pushed me over.

She wants to make it perfectly clear that she does not have COVID. She also wants to make it clear that she does not care that I won the battle, but I know she cares. Who says she had COVID? Well, she's not here because she's sick. But she said, don't make a big joke and say that I have COVID. Someone told me she had COVID. Shout out to care.

Wait, I thought she was. We love you. We miss you. You know, you bailed in my birthday. It's just not her. That's not her. That's not, I'm sorry. That was wrong. I'm just joking. I'm just joking, guys. At 6 p.m. on the no-jubber channel.

I'm just joking, guys. So I need to do a stream after, but where can I stream here? If you want. You live here, don't you? Yeah, I forgot I lived here. I'm going to your bed. No, no, if I lived here, then I would have actually been here for the Rio, the Young O.G. interview, which I got left out of them.

And I got discredited. He said, yeah, so I heard about you guys through a desktop dove. And I'm like, bro. I didn't say that. Laura told me you didn't say that, but somebody else told me that you said that. You didn't watch it? I didn't get a chance to. I'm going to be honest, I didn't get a chance to.

So I have no critique. I look forward to you telling me what I should have asked them about that they didn't. But to be honest, Rio gave me one of those interviews where he just sort of like went off and just talked. That's amazing. So it was fucking amazing. I kind of like tried to stay out of the way and just let him talk about whatever. If that's what you did, then I'm going to watch it at home. Like when I asked them about the face, like the fucking scar on his face.

you know, he could have just said, yeah, I was cooking some fries when I was 13 and I fucking burn my face. He went into the most long-ass version of it, like so much detail. But was it good, though? Yeah, it was fire. It was just like, he just basically, like, elaborated so much in the way that, like, a lot of, like, fucking hood-ass rappers don't do because they don't want to fucking, like, incriminate themselves slash, like, it's just sort of, like, looks bad for them to be a chatty-paddy. but he fucking was like totally I think he like realized that like this was his first real interview

this is a great moment for him to just go off and he just fucking delivered so crazy now hopefully people won't ask him that anymore I know he he said in the song that he was sick of niggas asking him about it so he's like I'm gonna shoot the next nigga to ask him on my face the crazy thing about it is that once you actually hear the story

of how bad his burns were the fact that the only part that you can really like notice about it is just the cheek part is like whoa that's like actually kind of amazing that you fucking I still have a face and now I notice it when I look at his hands

and shit no but he described it like he said he cried his eyes out and cried himself to sleep when he looked in the mirror at the hospital and realized how bad it was and like he like I noticed it now

on his hand burned his hand and shit too but yeah he was just fucking cool as fucking and dude Mike's voice like Mike's voice sounds crazy on records his voice in the interview was like somebody just had a chainsaw and was just like activating it

from time to time like like I honestly I'll pay his fucking co-pay if he wants to go to the doctor because I would love I would love to hear a throat doctor just give his thoughts on how he's he's fucking a throatologist yo because he's a throat baby he smoked two blunts in the middle of the interview which is fine whatever but like you know a lot of people do that but I mean his voice just like and he said it wasn't like that like recently oh really it's like a chainsaw this shit might be actually fucked up the throat doctor Throw baby Throw baby Shout arm C, Mike Throwing their shit man

I heard that he was talking about this song Three Minutes that they were trying to make go viral And that's actually one of the funniest songs by them Of all times Like he's talking about if the pussy good I'm only I'm another in three minutes And it's like the girl And it's like the girl like in the background

Like sometimes if you ain't fucking jerked off It's one of the funniest or ever Like if you're AD Yeah you're 80 you don't know You must bust super fast Three minutes must be a lot. Because for me, sometimes three minutes is a lot.

You only fuck drunk, you one of them? Yeah, for most part. Yeah, for the most part. I'm pulling up in the morning trying to get some pussy. No, morning is good. Hey, that's a little quicker.

You ever have this weird fucking thing is when you hang out with a girl and you only fucker when you're drunk. So then when you finally fucking you're sober, it's awkward and it's like totally different. It's not even hitting the same. I'm night and day drunk and sober. Because there's been a lot of girls

where like hung out. with them like mad times but every time we hung out was like at night going to the bar going to a club whatever so every time you hang out and every time you hook up you're drunk and so then it's then you hook up with her sober and you realize like yo this bitch is fucked up in the head she only can like be normal or like enjoy sex when she's fucking drunk yeah I'm a three in the morning type niggins every time I'm four in the morning five in the morning I like waking up naked six in the morning that is that's one of the selling factors of getting fucked up is like I'm fucking for an insane period of time late at night that you would never

do if you weren't fucked up yeah that's one thing that I could say that like good memories of like drinking and doing coke is like next like that where like you're just in a fucking for some bizarre period of time I hope to be able to do that again someday without the drugs I was I was on top of that the blue rhino as well or the blue shoes bro you read a blue chew no I heard of blue shoes are amazing really blue chew I'm doing I take a half get a rhino drink and get fucked up. Not a rhino. Three hours, baby.

Not a rhino drink. I bet a lot of doctors would tell you that taking a rhino and drinking is a bad idea. That's probably terrible. I don't care. Living on the edge. All the kids out there, fuck it.

Worse things that I can happen. If a doctor tells you not to do something, just do it anyway, and you'll be all right. I shouldn't probably drink every night, but hey, I'm here. Lena kind of tells me that sometimes that, like, I've just done so many fucked up things in my life that I didn't get

caught for in terms of, like, I tell her stories about just like stealing and doing credit card fraud and fighting and all this stuff and she's just like saying you've never been arrested since you're a little kid I'm like no she's like you know it's like weird when you think about it no it's not those are all things that you could

get arrested and go to jail for a long time for there's like white privilege a lot that's what it sounds like to me I just get away with everything oh god that's exactly what it sounds like to me no it's I'm a criminal mastermind that too

give me my props You got caught with the craziest machine gun ever with a fucking shell catcher on it And you go to prison for one one day and they let him out Day and the guy was gone for two weeks bro for real that was one day It was two weeks that's a day but it allegedly Yeah somebody just tagged me and said damn the baby don't even follow at low house Or at AD must be bad influence Doesn't he follow 20 people your baby? Oh the baby

That's fucked up I were talking about the baby I did too Why is I'm Parker following us? Why the fuck would the baby be following? She's only following my mom and dad. Oh, that's fine. We don't even know if she likes you yet. We got to give her some time with, we got to give her some time with Uncle Ad before she's able to make a decision.

I said follow back, little sis. Hey, I'm going to be like Homeland or this hates babies. Why is my daughter already out of like 20,000 followers? I thought that was pretty impressive. She's booming out here. She's booming for sure. Hey, my homie in prison hit up my son's Instagram and said that you better follow me before I block you little ass.

Like he's running it. But it's weird. Like, people are acting like is weird to have a fucking Instagram for your kid, but I see it as just a place to put photos of them. Yeah.

Like, why not, right? I'm gonna be like homeland. I just hate the baby. It ain't like she's fucking accessing it. So I don't know. I just feel like why not?

I just feel like I wouldn't want to make Instagram for my daughter because I just don't want a bunch of fucking niggas, like weird niggas following her. Why are you going to follow my daughter for it? Like, you know? Yeah.

My son is cool, but my daughter, no, I'm not with that. A lot of fucking creeps out here You feel me I just feel you know But we were thinking to turn the comments off

You should Just because then it's more It's less of like a social media thing And more like just a straight photo gallery Yeah you should do that You know? Because you know somebody's stupers I'm gonna try to say something

Like you get what I mean Like I'm, man I'll be ready To find out where nigs live at shit You can you find out of IP I did that one time Somebody comments It's something I'm on my cat And I fucking pulled up to the crib

How do you find them? Huh? How do you find them? I hit him up in the DM I'm like, yo, give me that address. And they gave me to you. Yeah, and we ran the fake because he talked shit about the cat. Set the fuck.

That's fine. You have me right up in turn right there. Over fucking Tony. But if somebody disses me, he's going to say, hey, AD. He's going to have to handle that yourself, buddy. If somebody is you, you don't want me involved. What am I going to do? You're the master criminal mastermind?

You're the criminal mastermind? Kill him and get away with it as usual. He's going to talk to the police when they come. We're going to all get away. What am I talking about? Who are you beefing with? Who are me? I think you beefing could be a good career.

strategy though you need to find somebody to be with somebody no keeping on wax no you should talk to him before hand and i'll squabble up with somebody let's find a rapper somebody's told me that before though they they they brought that it suggested yeah this is what i'm telling you i just have a fake beef is that we're gonna find a rapper somebody comparably popping and then you we're gonna do a beef and we're gonna fucking stage a bunch of weird shit and by the end of all this you're gonna be kid boo so Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot.

This is what I see for your career. Thanks. I'm just kidding. I don't want you to fucking. I see Cripping in your future. More Cripping? More Cripping. How about it turned to Smokey Robinson?

20 years from now. I try to help out of the youth like that. Have you thought about that? Have you thought? Losing a whole. Game banging. I mean, Smokey Robinson making that song was like as weird as you making that song would be.

I feel like... I don't hear an AD Christmas album. Jesse nuts roasting on an open fire. I was wondering... Jack frogs nipping. Santa baby. We will catch you on the channel. Would you do a strict tease to Santa baby?

Like Marilyn Monroe. My anger when niggas used to say Gerby baby. It's a garby baby. We would have to have to talk about it If you were coming on the podcast saying Gurb every other word like Frosty. Why is he locked up? Does anyone know?

I don't know if I could leak all that information. Baby, baby. You want to know. Give me a Frosty update. I want to know. Hit my DM on Twitter. So you can get it hacked. I don't even know why he's locked up.

I'm talking about Twitter around me. You don't even want to help me get it back now. How do I do it? I hit up my fucking YouTube. No, that was the first time. But yeah, who did you hit up the first time? My label. Hit the Empire.

This is what they do. But they won't get it back this time. They already pull their streams the first time. Pull board. Pull the same string. You're right. We couldn't do videos on Twitter now. That's what?

You put in, you put in our stories now? You're doing fleets? You're doing fleets? What else a fleet? A fleet is the story. See, I would know. Twitter, get my shit back, please.

Yo, all roads lead to AD having a social media hacked. This is fucked up. That sucks. I'm like, why is somebody want to get me? Dude, now I'm sad that I didn't get to read the chat this whole time. Because I love reading the chat During the November show We never read the chat

We don't because then We're just gonna talk about the chat the whole time But I love like We can do it at the end I want to know what these motherfuckers are saying I read the comments But I'm like I watch the whole thing When I watch the shit back

I put the live chat comments on I just look You rewatch shit like this Watch everything That's crazy I don't rewatch anything I'm trying to get better You can't rewatch any of them

No I respect that I respect it honestly That's commitment You're trying to You're like Michael Jordan What's your craft You feel me I'm gonna why it's so far away

I'm sorry No, he's like a guy making a sword on a reality show about swords. Blades of Glory? Yeah, some shit like that. That was a great movie. They're heating up the last three inches. Yeah, eating up the last three inches. No?

No, no, yeah, the ice skating one with Pam. That was when my fucking Pam. I didn't watch the office then. My Pam crush was, I love Pam. He wanted to be Jim Bad. Oh, I was, yeah. I was ready to be Jim Halpert. But I fuck with Karen, too.

My favorite is Kevin, bro. He's the funniest interview. No, what's wrong with you? I'm talking about character-wise. Wait, you think I'm retarded? Oh, that's very rude. You do not talk to him like that. What's the phone is, were you high or are you just fucking...

It's crazy. Because I haven't had no liquor today, and the weed isn't bothering me like that. I feel like I'm the only one that... I feel like Housephone's high as hell. Vell's high as fuck. We smell three blinds. That ain't shit, though. I mean, I don't really smoke.

I don't smoke big woods. I do. Pause. Travel roll of wood. Like, I'll hit, like, one wood, and I'll smoke a couple of little small joints for me. I don't be smoking. You don't hit the wood. You're going to pause that.

Yes. That's like everybody, every day, all the time. Motherfuggers say hit the wood. Yeah, you'll admit. You're going to have to have me. You're going to have to permanently pause him. Shun. Unshun.

Unshun. Remember that? Dwight. Oh, yeah. Shun. I don't say where. What's it called? Shut up my nigga, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight,

the happy pappies whatever the fuck y'all told me about earlier chatty patty now no the habit what's what's the shit call you said they booked the first shows oh ham on everything Papa tapas he's a happy tapis I don't remember

somebody in the comments he used to list everything that he called him on everything during this podcast yeah it must be hard to be him on everything right now they can't do no shows I mean I feel like they had stopped like doing shows like that anyway oh for real I mean they were like doing part

I don't know whatever they're doing parties and shit I'm faded can we go yep shout out to everybody happy fucking birthday it's a big 22 watch my fucking show tomorrow his new name is adam 38 i'm 37 37 37