No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 72 w/ AD & VellBMX
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Short Moose.
I've been subscribed.
I've been subscribed before you told us to subscribe.
Bro, there's different levels to Shoreline Fandom.
And for me, my Shorline fandom is like at the level of getting like label merch.
Like look, look, look at the Astray.
Wow, that's true.
On the Mafia.
From the Astray promotional label material.
That's fire.
This is just sitting here.
And then this mask, I believe, came in the same package.
But if you are real OTX boy.
you got to get on the fucking OGZ channel or his his own web store and cop all that shit right oh we live yeah
oh good how you feeling i'm just talking about shrolat merchandise in like that i'm like okay
well listen just know i didn't i didn't pick sides i'm cool with with everyone but just no
phoenix flex and saved my ass this weekend how so i got kicked off a flight on the way back
from indiana and vegas got kicked off they wouldn't let me back on the next flight luckily
Hesh in Phoenix were in Vegas and I rode back to LA with them.
What the, what did you do?
Just know I was off the Zan. I don't know what I did.
Do you really not know?
No, they said that I was vaping on the plane when I said and they told me not to and I'm like cussed the nigger out or something.
You're not allowed to do that?
No, bro.
You don't remember?
No, no, I'm just playing.
But for real, for a rhodo, this nigga was fucking with me every two seconds and I'm like off to Zan trying to go to sleep.
I'm like, bro, leave me alone.
So I kind of tweaked on the guy.
Who was fucking with you?
Like the male stewardess guy.
What were you?
What were you doing?
You were sleeping?
I was sitting there.
I didn't have my seatbelt on.
He was like, put it.
But like, you can tell because I had like the hoodie over it.
He's like, go put your seat butt on.
Then like, I had two bags.
One bag was under the seat.
Other bag wasn't.
He's like, put your other bag under the seat.
He just kept coming back to me like every five minutes.
And you're trying to take your Xan nap.
I'm going to take a Zan nap.
I just already flew from Indiana.
I'm like, niggia.
Wow.
So by like the fifth time, I just like tweaked on him.
It was like a nigga.
This is what Drake didn't tell you about when he said he popped half of Zan and fell asleep
until he was in Japan.
He didn't tell you that the fucking male stewardess
was gonna fuck with you, wake you up.
You were gonna freak out scream on.
I'm sorry, hitting the vape pen in a cloud of anger
and then get kicked off the plane
and then have to drive back with hash.
This is what happened.
So the layover was in Vegas.
And so I went back up to the line
to go check into my new flight.
And they're like, oh, you're not allowed back
on the next flight.
And I'm like, for what?
And she's like, you were vaping on the plane, blah, blah.
And I was like, bitch, I spit on you.
You said that.
I was off to Zan.
Holy shit, that's so bad,
especially because I have an announcement
is that I'm putting out this NLE CHAPA video
sometime this week.
And one of the things that I really take issue with
in regards to NLEC Chappas change
is that he actually had a video
that got taken down by YouTube
where he was basically saying
the coronavirus is not real.
And talking shit about a pilot
who tried to give him to wear a mask on the plane.
You're saying, fuck the pilot,
which I took issue with.
I'm like, that's pretty ignorant.
Like if you're on a plane, you got to wear the fucking respect.
Why do they give you cookies and shit if they want you to keep your mask on?
How does that work?
That's what I'm saying.
How long are you allowed to remove it for?
My niggas.
As soon as I get on the plane, they say, here you go.
And I'm looking at these little triskets.
And you feel me?
Everybody wasting this person to put their mask on and shit to eat.
They don't know who they're dealing with.
They don't know the A-D is not the type to just be able to like wait until later to eat the trisket.
No, I eat as soon as I get down.
Wow, that's fucked up.
That doesn't make sense, so honestly.
Why did they give me?
But I have Clear though, right?
So Clear be giving you like extra triscuits
and they give you extra hand sanitizer
and a nice mask.
I haven't been on a plane since the pandemic started,
but what, do you...
I've been like 13.
Do you remove it for every bite or do you?
When I went on my little fucking adventure,
the mask, by the time, the fourth or fifth day,
my ears were hurting so bad
and wearing masks so long.
Oh, my God.
Like, that shit was bad.
Like, I really was like, I don't want to go on no more planes.
That's why I like this thing.
I feel you.
That's not stopping nothing from cross.
You look like a white bike gang member like that.
White bikers don't listen to sprawling mafia that I know about.
I mean, I mean, they probably do in some capacity, right?
You're like a London rider like that.
A London rider?
No, like a rioter.
They're riding and they just throwing cocktails and shit.
You look like an exeful.
You look like a hell's angel.
I was never the type to just rock a bandana around my neck.
Hey, I'm glad you weren't.
That's not cool.
You would look like a sailor.
A sailor.
No, no, no.
You don't remember, though, because you don't know anything about white.
culture. You don't remember that there was a time period in like the indie rock
type world where everybody was first getting their chest tattooed and then they would rock
a veneck all the time and maybe a bandana. A bandana in between. Venex and Solay mice to wear them
too. Yeah you especially like packs of Vex like niggins be buying packs of Vex. Like a pack of
Calvin Klein Vex. Martin. It's kind of fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like and leave the chest hair,
let it grow up. See, I did that when I got a tattoo right here. So I want to show it all. You got
So I had to do it.
But in hindsight, that shit was like, lame.
Can I just interrupt you for one moment to say that if I were to rock a veneck,
it would most definitely be from Fashion Nova.
Shout out to Fashion Nova.
I'm sure they got all kinds of venex on there, lots of good products on there.
Just recently put in a good order.
You could save 90% off on the site right now.
You know what I'm talking about?
Somebody clawing.
Somebody clawing.
Where are they?
Where are we keeping our claws right now?
But anyway, shout out to FashionOva for helping to power this podcast, doing the damn thing.
Shut out White Claw for sponsoring this Spon Club.
And shout out to White Claw, who have given us no money, but we've all decided that we want to support in full.
Actually, actually made me send money back before.
Really?
They made you send money back?
What did you do?
Did you not do the sponsor post?
They told me to do eight posts, and then I went to five, and I said, ah.
You just felt too rich?
You couldn't get doing it?
I was like, eight is a little.
It's a lot.
Right.
But you agreed on the contract at one point, right?
Yeah, and I sit the money back.
I'm not mad at him now.
I'm never sitting up
back now.
I would have just kept posting
the shit if I were you.
Yeah,
for real.
Dude,
you already five deep,
throw three more.
Let's go.
That's more.
I felt like I was being pumped.
It was like you have to keep it up too.
It's like,
damn.
Wait,
did they give you like specific like
you have to post it in this like
like one per week?
No,
they just said you had to post a post up and they said,
how long did you have to
I don't know house phone.
I want to know.
I want to know.
Because I want to be a part of this.
This is within like a two month period.
Oh,
give me that.
What's up?
And it was like, you have to keep the post up.
Because I archived the old ones, and it was like, that's not acceptable.
Even after your contract's done?
Well, I didn't finish the contract.
You definitely didn't finish.
That's crazy.
So did you see Blueface rocking with Fashion Over?
And you were like, yo, I'm going to get in there, too.
They're going to get all the crips.
I don't know.
They hit you up or you hit them up?
I don't know.
I thought he was going to say, I don't know.
That's hot.
I don't know.
I'm a crazy guy.
He's a crazy guy.
So I was your weekend.
you didn't do anything crazy
you didn't get kicked off a plane
I'd have to ride home with Charlotte Mafia
yeah no planes
I tried to go to like one of the last
like little day parties and shit before
they put us on this lockdown
I thought the lockdown was already started
well it started Sunday or Saturday
I should start like six different times already
that's what I'm saying
but there's a new one they're rocking with right
it's a new one how serious is it
like I heard like all the stores are closed and shit
well I'll give me example
I was drunk as fuck after shooting a video yesterday
And I thought I can go to Jack in the box at 4 in the morning.
For the first time, Jack in the box was not open.
What the fuck? Why not?
They said they're closing at 10.
What?
Yeah, all the shit that's 24 hours, they're going to be open.
So it's serious.
So if you want a late night snack, 7-Eleven wouldn't even open, nigga.
You're right.
Swear to God.
That's crazy, dude.
It's not a-more, no more big bites.
Oh, man.
I swear to guys, it's like my first time I've eaten one of those in like years.
I don't know if I believe you, though.
I swear to God.
Why would I lie about, I don't give a fuck.
bro.
Like,
you look like
you'd be getting
tequitos
than being 7.
Nah.
Well's energy
right now is
big bite
energy.
We just went to
the 7-11
and we caught
Pella White Clause
backwards,
et cetera,
et cetera.
And Vell also
got the big bite
which is basically
a hot dog
It's not a hot
beef.
So you did get a hot dog.
It's not a hot dog.
It is made.
You said a
cheeseburger bite.
It's not a
it's a ground beef
glizzy.
I mean,
it is.
It's a brown beef one?
Yeah,
that sounds kind of
it's good.
I used to get
the hot dog.
I feel a hot dog's like that.
It's not a hot dog.
You feel me?
I never go that out of my way to get a hot dog.
Just know, my homie, one time off the Zan,
put a chicken tequito on top of a hot dog, no condiment,
ate it, dry, no beverage.
Is that a tiesta story?
His whole lips dry.
She did.
No, I'm surprised he didn't choke to death, honestly.
No, that used to be one of my go-to-mills.
When I used to hit the 7-Eleven, I would get either the egg salad sandwich and a bag of cheese.
I like the egg salad sandwich.
You, right?
You, I don't know.
Thank you.
But then I used to always
Also fuck with the big bite because you could put
Mad cheese on it, catch up
And then you take a bite of it, you would swear you're eating
a fucking solid cheeseburger
But instead it's fucking
You knickas are glizzied up
I get the hot pockets from there
You do
What from the frozen section?
You put that shit in the microwave
You look like a dick
Walk out of seven
Hey this thing will walk out like
You heat it up there?
Yeah bro it's a microwave
It is a microwave there
Electric shoe
It is a microwave there
No, but I don't really trust
Like, I don't want to have to heat something up
But if it's already hot
Like, you know the wings there
Sometimes they look all right
I'm not gonna lie
But like most of the time
They look like they're in hell
The only thing that I would eat
Was probably the pizza there
I wouldn't get a big bite
The pizza
I wouldn't get a bag on teat
Wait wait wait, let me blow y'all mine
Yeah, salad sandwich though
Hold on
And the cheesecake
Or no excuse me
The carrot cake
The carrot cake is buzzer cake
Or sometimes they have the chocolate
on chocolate on chocolate on chocolate chaste from here too
I'll be home like that hold on no I was on tour
I was on tour we on the east coast
we in fucking Boston
somewhere or somewhere in east coast
walking to 7-11 they got
fucking Jamaican patties and their fire
in Boston
Jamaican patties is fire somebody was selling
their own patties that's what it was no nigga
it was behind the thing
at 7-Eleven it wasn't an old
Jamaican lady in the front selling her
it was 711 beef patties
dude beef patties
Potters would have gone crazy in New York, but I never seen it.
But now that I think about it, nowadays, I want to be surprised.
Like, I feel like the 7-Elevens, they, they fine-tune what they have to the area a little bit.
Like, I noticed that they have all these, like, healthy snacks and shit in the area where I live.
But then if I go to a 7-Eleven in the hood, they don't have any of that shit.
The 7-E hood is, manas-be-old-as-fucking shit.
Wait, what?
At 11's in the hood is like the worst place to go.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you can get pop.
Adam's like, when I go to the hood, I'd make sure I'd stop and get some snacks or 7-11.
I still got to go to the 7-11.
I'll even pee in the alley behind the 7-11.
I definitely don't do that.
Why not?
You're like a hobo now.
They say I ain't hood because I came from the valley.
They said I never been to the alley.
I told them cats, I've been in the alley.
And now you've seen his penis, the person who authored that bar.
Oh, man.
Just throw that out there.
In hindsight, I live in the valley, so hey.
They said you weren't hood because you stay in the valley.
They said you never been to the alley.
For those who don't know, that's a tag a lyric from what show?
Uh, like
My Sweet 16
No, I think the show didn't even
The show didn't even come out
They just got that clip from that shit
Yeah, right
The show never aired
That's insane
It was like some weird rap show on MTV
Wow
I thought it was like My Sweet 16 or some shit
He was also on there
For like Kylie's birthday
Like where he said
That's like where they met
Let's swear to God
Well the nine side
You know that
He made a good decision
That's crazy
That's not sucks
That's not sucks
He was waiting at our 16th birthday
And he waited
He waited two years.
Did he?
I don't know.
I like to think so.
Even if he did, that's what we call it, like,
Gruya.
Which, by the way, there's an artist who I interviewed on a jump back in the day who
recently had a whole thing about that.
Really?
You are probably definitely the only person on this table who knows who I'm talking about.
I'm not going to put them on blast because whatever.
I really would like to know.
Yeah.
I'll tell you out.
Tell me secretly.
Yeah.
But that's been a thing.
But either way, I feel like all things considered Tiger kind of skated on that whole.
thing like oh what because that was before like yeah yeah nowadays it would be way different it would
be if that came out tomorrow the fact that they the fact that they met her sweet 16th parties
not if he was grooming her like when two years from now he didn't groom her he just started
fucking her when she was underage right i don't know that i feel like i mean i'm not trying to
sit there but it seems like a commonly accepted narrative i feel like either one of those narratives
is both suss if he waited till she was 18 and he met her when she was that sus a future billionaire
are you crazy yeah
Niggas do this shit with fucking future lunch ladies, bro.
He saw, no, you're right.
That's not cool.
But he did, he saw the potential before many people.
You know, you gotta give him credit.
He knew she was gonna be a billionaire.
I didn't had younger women hollered me before and I said, oh no, howl at me in two years.
It's nothing wrong with that.
I've said that too for sure.
That's reasonable, yeah.
But that's what I'm saying.
But you, but that's, but you not like actively like going after them until they turn 18.
That's like, that's a different.
Holl at me in two years.
If they book you on my sweet 16, as soon as that birthday comes,
you're happening.
You don't want to be the guy who's in there on, like, day one.
Yeah.
Like checking the birth certificate.
I'm day one.
You don't want to be counting it down on your fucking watch, bro.
Do, do, do, do, do.
It could be weird for teammate.
No number.
No number is canceled again.
Oh, that's over.
Again.
Okay, Vell, tell us about your weekend.
Oh, man.
Honestly, if you want me to keep one hundred with you, bro.
I don't even remember my weekend
I'm really trying to think about it right now
I'm like what did I do this weekend I don't remember bro
you're wasted or you just
Really I'm trying to
It's Tuesday what is a Tuesday right
I like the two of the people at this table
Two of the no it's Tuesday
Two of the people at this table can't remember their weekend
Or like large percentages of it
Who is the other person?
You said you couldn't remember
You said you didn't know
You could remember how much
You got kicked off
I can't remember nothing
What's wrong with you?
He's blacked out of butt light
So he's really deep confusing
Who's the other person
I remember getting kicked off the flight.
I don't remember why he was tripping on me.
It's just a little blurry.
You know, just a little blurry.
But where are you drinking at just the house or you're in South?
What you mean?
Where are you getting fucked up at?
You can't go to the bar anymore, right?
Everywhere.
I was in my mechanics fucking with my Mustang another day and I got faded over there.
Bro, that's what happened this weekend.
See, that's why we need Bell here because he does regular guy shit.
Like, go to the mechanic and get blackout drunk.
Hey, bro.
You don't do that.
You don't do that.
You're not real enough.
Hey, listen to this.
This is funny, bro.
Nika, I went to Target.
I left my mechanics and I went to Target, bro,
and they had these little charging stations
where it's like free, charge your phone for free.
I never seen that shit.
I never seen it before, bro.
Saw that on your story.
Nica, my girl put her phone in the thing.
We was charging it.
We both faded as fuck.
It was like the end of the night, bro.
And then we went home.
And then like in the morning, we woke up.
She's looking for her phone.
We can't find it.
And she, nigga.
And then we didn't remember for it.
It took us like at least an hour to remember.
Like, we didn't remember.
where we went i don't even remember driving home bro like and i got us home oh man niggi we ended up
going to a target that i thought we was at it was the target by my fucking uh mechanic spot bro
and we went over there and it wasn't it and we was just like what the fuck like and now we're
trying to figure out which target we went to jesus you don't even know a target checked in all the
targets at long beach that's why i'm like i'm trying to find my iPhone bro you could have did
that but i don't know my eye cloud so i was like you know you got to learn your eye cloud
i don't know my pastoral you're not knowing your life i don't know my password you got to get
serious about life, man. I've never signed
out of my eyeclad on my phone
so we got to get Steve Jobs on the phone
we got to fix the shit.
We found it. Don't mention Twitter
on this guy. We need
we need a
twice man, I got it back and they took it away again.
I'm gonna go so hard trying
not to mention Twitter for the rest of this podcast.
He says, hey, I sent you
this tweet. I'm like, I can't see it at him.
We're trying to avoid that going forward. You got to just
screenshot and send it to, he'd be doing that to me
some time. He'll just send me a screenshot on my damn
I'm miss it. It irks my soul. I can't get in there.
I've been a veteran,
a veteran of being suspended from
Twitter, so I don't even care anymore. We know why.
Why? You told us the last time.
He definitely did. For sure you did.
You deserved me. Twitter. I didn't know anything.
Well, bro, imagine being me. Last time I got hacked on Twitter,
they exposed some fucking porn stars phone number
and shit on there. Yeah.
How about the, that hacked me?
He tried to DM you and you answer.
And we started sex sending shit.
I thought it was AD. I thought he finally
came out the closet. I was so hyped.
No, that didn't happen. That's not real.
So your girl finally found her phone, though?
Yeah, we found it, bro.
I was going to say, did she find it?
We went to two targets.
It was at the second one, bro.
Look at how much time you wasted in your life dealing with this problem.
You got to get serious about your life.
You can't just be getting wasted at Target anymore, dude.
It was crazy, bro.
I couldn't believe it.
I've never, I feel like this bro.
It was this weird white chick that was like being super cool with us.
And she like made me this drink.
It was like a catalike, I guess.
At Target?
At the mechanics part.
in the sunken place.
Oh.
Yeah, bro.
And this white bitch made us some drinks, bro.
And it was like a light mixed with dark.
I don't know what the fuck it was.
She might have put a little roof on in this.
I feel like it was something in it because I've never not remember something so like,
but we really didn't.
We went to the wrong target.
And the guy drove way out of the way to a completely fucking different target like 20 minutes down the street.
Right.
And it was like,
what mechanic has a bar there?
It was just like,
you can turn anything into a bar.
I'm going to start going to the mechanics.
I must start.
Can you check my brakes, please?
I would have a.
Vell is on the level where he don't need to go to a professional drinking establishment.
He will get drunk wherever.
We got faded, bro, and that shit, I can't believe that shit.
Like, it's crazy, bro.
I can't even imagine getting drunk.
I was supposed to go to the studio last night to hang out of him and I swear Vezzo.
He didn't call me, thank God.
But I didn't go.
How late were you there?
To four?
See, I can't do this.
What time did you get in there?
About 839?
Oh, that's not bad.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
I could have pulled up.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's cool.
We've landed with the baby.
Go ahead.
She's just, go ahead.
She's COVID paranoid.
She doesn't want me to go get something from some Flint rapper and then just bring it home and give it to the baby.
I swear Vezzo is not going to give you anything but drip.
He's from Detroit, too, any?
Or is he from Flint?
Either way.
She's scared.
I got to get the vaccine.
I know.
I got you breathing in my face right now.
He's a mask up right now.
I'm not getting the vaccine.
Lord, give me that mask.
I don't even want to talk about this on camera.
I'm not.
What?
What?
Spreading the...
I'm not fucking with the vaccine.
I'm not getting no fucking vaccine
I know you got me
fuck that
I ain't doing that
They said you gotta get more than want to
They're not in planning no chip
In me I got me fucked up
Think about all the stuff
You're not gonna be able to do
If you don't get the vaccine
There's no microchip in a vaccine
Either way you're not gonna be able to get on a plane
Now gonna be able to go to a concert
Let's just start there
So you're telling me you're never gonna go to rolling
loud again for the rest of your life
Because you don't want to get this vaccine
How would they know
Because you're gonna have to show your cards
Proving that you got it
What?
I got somebody
You're going to be stuck getting drunk at the mechanics for the rest of your life.
I'm going to get a fake one, bro.
I was going to say, I got homies in a medical field.
I got homies in a medical field.
I got homies that are good at Photoshop, bro.
No, I have homesies in the medical field.
You're going to T.JX6 your way to not have to get the vaccine?
Yes.
So, y'all motherfuckers get messed with the me omah.
I'm going to have to be fine.
I'm going to go.
When your spine collapses.
I'm going to find a way to convince you guys to get this vaccine, bro.
We have to vaccinate the world.
You already got that shit or what?
We got to vaccinate the screen.
I'm going to bring you a fake card.
No, I did not.
Niggia, they haven't found a vaccine for the common code AIDS or herpes or anything like that.
But all of a sudden.
It makes sense, though.
But in like six months, they fucking created a vaccine for AIDS.
It's a miracle.
Modern technology has saved us.
You're fine.
You like going out more than anybody.
You're the first person who should want to get this.
I'm not about to be the test subject.
If anybody got COVID is you, my nigga.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's had it over and over and over.
I'm convinced.
Hey, that's two votes.
On the inside, he's just rotting away.
We nominate you for COVID.
Have you been tested, AD?
Yes, multiple times.
One, six months ago.
You know what they told me?
I have to go to the other podcasts I told you I have to do.
They said I have to show another, another.
Are you cheating in the COVID tests?
What podcast?
Other podcasts.
I told you, I said, should I do this?
You said it was cool.
What was it?
I don't know.
Adam said, wait, what?
Why would I not want him to go on another podcast?
Why would you want him to go on another podcast?
It's not like he's going to have sex with the host,
or I mean, even if he did, that wouldn't really.
What the fuck?
It wouldn't matter to me.
Why is it going to be sex with you?
What is he going to do with the podcasters that I should be madden?
I go on people's podcasts all the time.
You don't feel like no type of loyalty, disloyalty there?
You could be a guest on a podcast.
I can't be a guest for one day.
He's a guest.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just trying to see where Adam's heads at.
Yeah, yeah.
You better about jerk him off, though.
Boss.
I'm just saying.
And it's a lady, by the way.
Is it?
Which one is this?
So you better not have sex with her than AD.
I don't have sex.
Rich sex.
I have some rich sex.
Fuck the bitch on Section 8.
We have poor sex.
That's real.
Sounds great.
Shout out Rio.
Sounds great.
You're a new Rio, young OG fan.
Are you on this yet?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I just want to make sure.
I'm going to listen to that shit back to back.
Did you see the guy who got robbed while listening in the real?
That was fucking amazing.
He thought it was a joke at first, bro.
He thought it was.
collecting like $200.
His hands were shaking so hard.
Yeah, he was scared.
And then he calls out the girl for fucking sending him up.
That's a setup.
Whoever was in the passenger seat with him for show set them.
It was nobody in the passenger seat.
He was with somebody.
He was with somebody, bro.
He starts calling her out right away.
And she was like, nah, nah, nah.
Somebody was like, nah, nah, no.
Yeah, because they open up the side door first
and he's like smiling still.
Yeah.
Then he was like, oh, shit.
He took his ass.
And then the other burner was right in his neck.
He's like, oh, shit.
I was like, what's that commercial?
Want to get away?
He had that small at first.
Dude, that's the best promotion for Rio's music I could ever imagine is him getting millions and millions and millions of views on his entire song.
You're watching this guy get robbed.
You're forced to listen to Rio.
If you never heard him before, it probably just converted hundreds of people, thousands of people into Rio fans.
It's crazy.
It would be worth faking.
Honestly, we should do that.
Put the burner of Vell's face and we'll put your song in the back now.
It's like you fake that one time when the guy ran in with the gun.
I really thought I was fake for so long.
I know, man.
I had to text him like, was that real, bro.
Hey, I'm not going to lie, bro.
I would a shot that nigga, bro.
God is good because if I was there,
would a for sure shot that nigga, bro.
I thought,
I thought,
you came in with the blame me out.
You can see Adam was literally like,
he's blinking like,
like,
like a shot by the guy.
I was terrified.
I'm traumatized.
I would have blamed me that.
Hey,
just know,
every time I'm out somewhere in public with him,
I run up on him.
Like,
oh, man.
Oh, hey,
I remember that time you did that shit.
Where was we at?
What was the boy?
We were outside of that one venue downtown.
We were in the cheap thing.
I'm just standing there talking to the camera like, right, right.
And I think I was like spaced out.
And he comes up and like, give me all right, boy, but he was like,
and what's your first reaction?
Bro, he jumped so hard.
I was terrified.
Every time now.
Every time.
It was like my worst nightmare.
I thought it was actually about to happen.
I was going to die on camera.
I did that time that rolled out too.
Oh, man.
No, that's like a shout to Huky and Woody.
He said, yeah, man, last time I said Adam, man.
He just ran away from me.
I didn't run away from anybody.
Who?
Who?
Who?
I don't know where we was at or what he's talking about, but there's a whole thing when
you're famous-ish that, like, you know, people try to talk to you in public and you
just kind of walk away.
He just wanted to say, what's up?
He just, he just dipped off.
Sometimes I, like, you know, I just walk.
I just keep walking.
Somebody tries to say, I'm like, oh, what's up, bro.
How you doing?
I keep on walking.
A guy from Grey Street is sitting there trying to get your attention.
I probably didn't know.
It's not like I knew.
If I knew it was from Grey Street, I probably would have brood down with him from me.
minute. We're going to bro it up. It sounds like you
ran from. Yeah, it sounded like you were scared, but
I'm known to bro down. If you're in a gang, let me
know, I'll chill with you. Any gang member, I'll chill with you, bro.
I'll come to the crib, it's all good, you know?
Why do you think I'm kicking him with this guy?
You still want to let me in your car.
This is actually a family. You're starting a foundation.
You don't want to be in the car with this, nigga, bro. He drives crazy.
Bro, I thought it was just me.
Why do I do this crazy?
We all say. I hop into the car. He's like,
buckle up.
I'm like, wait, what?
Have either you guys been in the car with him?
Don't not get in the car.
I take it back.
I have one time or twice.
You think I drive like really fast and crazy?
Bro, you make right turns going speed limit, my nigga.
Yeah, you drive.
No, we went to the loop race.
I don't think you were driving crazy to keep up with everybody else for it.
Oh, yeah, when you're following Deloke the fourth, you got to drive crazy, bro.
That's very, very, very true.
That's not.
I can see that.
I can see that too, but I don't think I drive that crazy, especially compared to how I assume that you drive because you're a fucking gearhead.
And this is what you're into.
You're into doing donuts and shit?
Yeah, but I also don't have a driver's license, so I'm not going to drive.
What?
I got to drive low key.
I do my shit, but.
He's talking about driving wasted to the target.
But I drove good.
I'm good.
I'm a good driver, bro.
Like I know what I'm doing?
What do we got to do?
We got to get your life together.
You're just driving around dirty as fuck.
They put you over.
They're going to throw you in jail.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
I need help, man.
I mean, honestly, same.
I need help too.
I don't got to help.
I lost my hells like five times in my life.
But you get it back, right?
I've never had it.
Because you're concerned about your future.
We've got to get Vell on that track, bro.
I never had a-in' love.
And you, you never had a license when you drive all the time?
Yeah.
Bro, nigga.
Yeah, why would I let a license stop me from gang, nigga, nigga?
Through the city.
I'm not from the, what?
Why would that license stop me from being behind the vehicle?
You feel me?
He's definitely not getting a COVID test.
People get pulled over with a license all the time and getting all kinds of trouble.
I get a COVID test every time I go into, like, a store.
They put the little thing on my head.
How does it not?
Because if I had it, I would obviously be fucking over 100 degrees, right?
Duh, I guess it kind of makes sense.
Duh, bro.
Not if you had a popsicle before they gave it to you.
And I'm a hot nigga.
I'll be sweating, bro.
Trust me, I'd be good, bro.
That's not what that means.
Hot boy was not about that.
It's not about COVID.
That's so funny you say that, though, because the reality, though, is that you could have it.
You're just not in the throes of it.
Like, you could have COVID and not be, like, experiencing the symptoms at that exact moment.
I don't even want to talk about this.
I have a theory.
No, bro.
Kewla kills it. Tequila, I drank.
Listen, I have a lot of issues.
Look at me. I'm still standing. I have a lot of issues with
different things that Bell does in his day-to-day
life that I am concerned about.
I just see you do things on your story
and stuff that I'm worried. I'm like, this is...
Let's talk about it. It's not safe.
I don't even want to throw it out there because I don't
put that energy into the air.
Yeah, no, yeah, let's not talk about it.
Yeah.
There's things I worry about.
I don't know. I don't, I'm...
I watch Vell's story.
Hey, Val, be a...
I care about him and I'm a little worried about him.
So it's very engaging, you know.
Follow me.
Vel be a max, bro.
We get money, man.
Vel be a max, man.
And hit him with some good advice.
Give him a pat on the shoulder.
If you got good advice, don't fucking cut on my face.
He doesn't eat against him.
He's a good guy.
There's so many things about Bell that I could say of like, please talk to it,
Bell and tell him not to do this, but I'm not going to say that on the podcast.
Hey, Vell's good.
Hey, Vell's good.
Hey, Vell's good.
Vell's good.
Bell's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's why he got putting up in a celebrate.
We got to get you a license.
Yeah.
I just got a studio.
I just bought a studio.
Exactly.
You bought it?
Me and pawn.
Oh, really?
That's fine.
So you bought it?
You're not renting it?
You bought it.
We've rented.
It's the same shit, bro.
What the fuck?
Can't buy something?
Do you own it as your name?
No, I just wondering if that's what you got.
You said, I bought it.
That's like leased in the car.
How much you got to pay for a studio?
A lot.
To start up, like 14, 14, 15K.
A month?
No.
No.
No.
Just to get it from scratch?
No, you buy this spot.
The rent is probably like $3,000 a month.
Oh, really?
How many square feet is it?
It's a big size, post.
Hey, just know, I got a lot of
upcoming rappers that need some studio time.
Yeah, bro.
I'm sending you your way, bro.
I got a lot of unemployed bitches
that are down to fuck for the low-low.
I'm sending them through.
I don't do stuff like that.
I'm just kidding, I don't know that.
I was about to say, what is that?
I don't do that.
Whoa, bro.
What is unemployed bitches got to do with the studio?
Tell me why I was just interviewing this girl
and she starts talking about like,
Like there's no big deal.
She starts talking about fucking dudes in the ass with a strap on for money.
False.
No big deal.
Wow.
Just airing it out.
I know a girl that pays her rent like that.
Yeah.
I mean, it sounded like she said she was doing it for 500 each.
10 virgals?
She got a,
not bad.
25 meeks.
25 meeks on my dress.
Nah,
she got an up the price.
She got to up the price to at least a thousand.
A thousand per.
Well,
now she's popping too.
She said she's making 100K off Only fans and she was talking about.
Is she fucking niggins with the strap on the only fans?
No, no, no, no.
She's missing out on some content right now.
I don't think she does it anymore, but she's talking about doing it like it's nothing.
I'm like, man, that's some shit right there.
Yeah, she has some shit on that dildo, too.
If you guys want to get in touch, let me know.
It seems like you're pretty interested, man.
As an interviewer, I was interested.
It seems like you paid a five, bro.
You know, there's a feeling as an interviewer when they just start talking about something that you cannot fucking believe they're talking about,
like Eliza and the seven NBA players.
I believe that.
No, I believe it.
but I just couldn't believe she was saying it.
And I kind of felt the same way today when she was talking about fucking dudes and ass with strap on.
Just kind of mind-blowing, you know.
I feel like more girls do shit like that that we just don't even know.
Definitely.
Tons that we don't know about it.
Because they just don't talk about it.
They know it's bad for their image or whatever.
Is that bad for their image?
Depending on what image they want.
But if they want somebody like AD to think that they're a popping lit, bitch,
they're not going to be airing out that they're fucking dudes in the butt.
I'm just saying
Like if you want to
All these girls
Like they go to
Dubai
Don't hit me with that shit
They go to Dubai
And they eat a camel turd
Whatever
But they don't want
Their image is just pretty hot
Young girl on
On Instagram and Onlyth
That's like the Maccappy
niggins
In reality
They eat a camel turd
What the
He didn't eat a camel turd
No
The Maccalfi
The girl said that
He would put a hole in a hammock
And then
He was just
What?
You fuck a hammock?
No
He would put a hole in a hammock
And he would just
Have them shit in his mouth
Wow, man.
He didn't want to fuck him.
He just wanted to.
Girls who said that about Brian Pumber, too.
I mean, just know.
You know more about him, anyone in the world.
He does.
You're like a follow-up video coming soon.
Shut the fuck on.
No, but I am doing an Enali Chapa premiere on my channel very soon.
Not quite yet, but it is premiering soon.
25-minute video about Annali Chapa that I made that I'm very proud of coming soon.
Keep an eye on my Instagram story or whatever.
Honestly, I wouldn't give a fuck what my bitch did before I met her for money.
You knew that she ate a camel turd for money?
No, that's different.
What is that?
A camel, you know what a camel is?
Oh, Camel turd, literally.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Because, okay, there used to be these dudes who would go.
This was like a whole thing where this guy had a blog or whatever,
and he would message girls on Instagram and basically, like, pretend to be like a fucking Saudi prince or whatever.
And he would start offering them, like, shitloads of money to, like, come to Dubai.
And then once they would agree to come to Dubai, he would start to be like, yo, like,
but I want you to, you know, suck a camel's dick or whatever.
Like, I want you to eat poop.
I want you to, like, he would just keep up in the ante
and he would get these girls to agree to all this foul-ass shit.
For how much money?
I don't know, but he would keep up in the ante.
And then he would just post it all on his fucking blog,
airing them to fuck out.
And I'm not going to lie out.
I had this shit bookmarked.
I was paying attention to this shit because it was so crazy.
He was just, like, it was insane reading the conversations
and realizing what these girls were down and do for money.
I feel like I heard you talk about this before.
I used to. I probably even talked about it so long, though, because I fucking almost forgot about it, to be honest.
This was, like, 2013.
That's kind of some sick-ass shit.
But I ain't gonna lie. Whenever I see, like, girls getting flown to, like, the bar and shit, I'd be like...
That's what you'd be thinking, like, this bitch is getting shitting on by a camel.
Not a camel, but, like, a Saudi prince or something.
Yeah.
I mean, probably a lot of them just want to fuck them and probably don't want them to, like, do weird stuff to their pets and shit.
But still, like...
Once you get that much money, you just, like, let me just, like, have these bitches do what.
He's like, let me push it to the furthest limit.
Yeah.
Why wouldn't he?
And who knows?
I was like, can you drink motor oil for me?
Oh, God.
I'm trying to kill the bitch now.
That's crazy.
You're disturbed.
Drink motor oil.
Are we going to do this phone call at some point?
Are you going to conduct this?
Man, listen.
Okay, so we're talking about the weekend and stuff like that.
And this event happened to take place while I was on shrooms.
So I'm sitting there on shrooms and I'm like, no, this isn't happening.
I can't deal with this right now.
And I was like trying to like group chat, text the two of them to like figure this out.
Neither of y'all responded.
Fuck you guys.
And I felt like it was a pretty mutual conversation that she and I had.
We're talking about Cambril at this point.
By the way.
Shout out Cam, Cam, girl.
You know, it just felt like kind of like the vibe between us had been maybe getting a little bit worse over and over.
I felt like the viewers were starting to kind of take note of it.
And like me and Camryl, she was the first person that I ever hired to work for No Jumper that I ever trusted with my business and shit.
So like my relationship with her to me means a lot to me.
And like I just kind of felt like it was getting to the point like when you're in a relationship where, you know, like it just felt like it was getting worse and not better.
And I kind of hit her up about this this weekend.
And the conversation that we had about it, to be honest, was it felt pretty mutual.
Like it felt like we were kind of just content wise.
terms of doing this podcast every week or whatever it just kind of felt like we weren't on the
same page and like even certain things that we talked about and stuff it just kind of seemed like
we were sort of on the same page so it felt kind of mutual so then when house phone hit us up at like
midnight off mushrooms telling us that we like you know needed to work this out or whatever was it
i assumed she was on the same page as me where it was like yeah it feels like we kind of made a mutual
decision at this point already no no i felt that i just i just feel like as the the third co-hosts that
y'all can't just make decisions like that without me randomly in the middle of the night and
just like oh yeah she's just not on the show anymore and i'm just like wait what like hold on
you were definitely the like the kid in the divorce in that situation oh my god i was house phone
gonna be about this when he's reminded me of my childhood oh my god no but it was yeah but so it was just
like i don't know like i feel like me i'm the type of person i feel like anything can be kind of talk out
or worked out as long as ain't no fucking bodies
being caught and shit like that.
I feel like most of you can like.
Which we don't know.
We don't know what she does in her off time.
You might have,
you might have killed her fucking cousin or something,
but I don't know.
Anyway.
That'd be wild.
If there was a backstory like that,
damn.
No, yeah,
but I mean like,
obviously I'm on the show with y'all.
So like, you know,
it may seem sometimes like we are worried all on the same page or
whatever,
but I still felt like it could have been worked out,
but y'all had obviously came to an agreement already
before either y'all hit me up.
So it was kind of just like pushed upon me like here.
This is what's happening.
I'm just like, whoa, whoa.
Right.
And I'm on shrooms very like feeling and everything.
Oh, man.
I'm like, dude, what the fuck?
No.
You cried.
Almost.
I just felt like, nigga, we did guys.
I felt like we almost got to 100 episodes.
You've been doing this for so long.
If you guys were going to do this,
y'all should have fucking did that a long-ass time ago before we built it up to this point
that we're at now.
Now the fucking fans are going to be like either like what the fuck
are they going to be like, oh, fucking I hate women.
this bitch out of here anyway.
I would love to know what the chat looks like right now.
Let's be honest, we got some toxic
fucking, like, toxic
male fans.
For sure.
To fucking hate all women anyway.
I would just hate that much.
Get this bitch out of here.
Fucking hate girls.
For sure.
And let's be honest.
Bro.
Fucking hate girls.
I'm pretty sure we all,
dude,
we all get messages like agreeing with each other.
Like, if I were to screenshot,
every message didn't be like,
yeah,
I was a fucking dick.
You're right.
Fucking blah,
like,
we could all.
that. So I feel like that wasn't, I feel like that's what, I don't know, that's what started
you guys. I mean, in me and Camgirl's relationship, there's also going to call her after
you finish. But in our relationship, I mean, there's definitely been times where I think being
her realized that we didn't really have a reason to be like using the comments against each other
because there's definitely been times where like, she sent me a screenshot of someone saying that
I was a dick and then you could have done the exact same thing to her and at a certain point.
But that's the whole thing about it is that over time, I just kind of came to have the realization that me and her, in terms of this podcast, just weren't really on the same page.
And that at a certain point, it kind of becomes like you might just want to rip the Band-Aid off and just sort of acknowledge that maybe this isn't the best fit, which I think we kind of did.
So, I mean, honestly, like, it was a hard conversation to have.
Very weird combo, yeah.
You know,
but you guys are making me sad.
I mean,
just know that I have a personal friendship with Camgrove and I'm going to skin
you that and I'll probably still do content with her and, you know, I'm going to still
see her all the time.
You know,
no jumper family's going to miss her.
I'm going to call her right now.
I told her too that like,
you know,
because she just like hosted the fucking vlog with China Mac and shit.
Like I'm definitely still down there to have her do stuff like that and everything.
Yeah.
I just think that you guys,
you guys really do have very different senses of humor.
which I feel like was the good dynamic though
of the show was like
was that we aren't we weren't all on the same page
and we have different opinions and different views
which is why I feel like it worked together
but I feel like you guys were kind of bumping heads
a little bit more I do agree with some of the things
that she was saying and I'm gonna just let her
I'm gonna call her and let her say her piece
okay
AD pretty much like is the king of podcasting
about taking shits when he was in grade school
I don't think I ever heard her tell a poop story
Hi.
Yo, yo, yo, we're no jumper the coolest podcast in the world.
We got, we got Cam Girl live on the fucking stream.
What's up?
Hi, Cam Girl.
I'll respect all my name.
What are you guys saying?
Are you not watching?
No.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm busy right now.
What are you doing?
Are you on Twitch?
No, I'm going to go live at 8.
So, like, for anyone who thinks I'm trying to, like, sabotage the podcast and go live
at the same time. That's not it.
We usually stream at 8 p.m. anyways.
Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday.
Everyone tune in, Twitch.tv.
slash camgirl. Also, subscribe to my YouTube.
Yes, sir.
All right.
What am I supposed to say?
Like, why I left?
Yeah.
If you want.
If you want. Drop a comment.
Yeah.
Okay, so I,
for the past
a few months or so,
I was
going to get ready to leave
probably at the end of the year.
And now it's the end of the year.
It's about that time.
Adam Game came to like a really,
I think a mutual understanding.
And I just want to focus
efforts on
Cam Girl. So I hope
that you guys support this show
because I will and I hope you guys
support me. And
building up the Cam brand.
Exactly.
I respect that.
But I appreciate all you guys, everyone
watching and all you guys sitting at the table as well.
Like I couldn't have done all this without you guys.
I'm going to cry.
We love Cam Girl.
And I've just always, I've always like Cam Girl will always remember that that drunken night at the Korean barbecue restaurant where we first decided to work together.
You took her on a date, right?
That was not a date.
That was a friendly family dinner.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
If I was going to take a girl on a date, I wouldn't bring Stevie and Began.
I feel like you've done that before.
Maybe.
I was on your first date with you and Leno.
I wasn't really on it, but I was there.
Yeah. That's true, actually.
Well, so was Gangsta Boo, if that's...
Oh, Gangstaboo was there.
Jackie Chain was there.
You got a long...
See, you have a long...
I'm so hip-hop.
At Jack Radio.
She was there, too?
Damn.
Apparently, I was there, too.
I don't know. I guess everyone was there.
I remember if somebody else was there that I'll tell you about later, that was pretty funny.
Porn star.
No.
Okay, I'll tell you.
Well, I'll let you guys get back to your show, and thanks to everybody.
on the Instagram
of Cam Girl.
Love you guys.
Love you Cam Girl.
Bye.
Bye.
Love you.
Damn.
Ah,
end of an era.
I felt like I just got
Jerry Springer.
Like,
I fucking like,
oh man,
like that was.
I didn't know what to say.
I looked at Vio.
He's like,
I kept looking over at 80
and he was doing the same thing.
I'm like,
hmm.
Like my hair 80?
It's blue.
It's a whole other color.
The biggest crib of all time.
So every week,
you change the color or what?
Talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
man, what's going to go right into his hair.
He's so anxious to get over
the awkward part. What's so?
What's good?
It was good. Hey, I just want to say, though, too,
like me and her being able to be cool
and, like, acknowledge that we had
a dope relationship.
That's crazy that she said that she was planning on
dipping by the end of the year, though.
I didn't, uh...
She was going to put you in a lot of us.
You think?
For sure.
That's what he always says.
Because, bro, like, really think about it, dude,
like, being your own person
and trying to, like, build up your own thing
and just being constantly,
just boxed in by just like being related to another person that like it is like at the end of the
day none of this is our brand this is your like no matter how much we're involved this is still
your thing at the end of the day and it's like but i feel like at the end of the day you also
can still do your own thing while still you know but she was you know she was she grew her twitch
shit her instagram whatever like i feel like we were trying to just focus more on that thing
beneficial even like obviously we're paying her and everything too but I mean I feel like
she maybe had gotten enough of like she had basically probably gotten whatever she was going to get
out of the association with us and so at a certain point if it doesn't feel like a natural fit
in terms of us doing content together it's kind of like you know I just felt good about the fact
because I've had it like the other way so many times that anytime you're able to work with somebody
for years and years and step away from it without it being tension then that's cool that's amazing
Yeah, for real.
I was respectful right there.
I just couldn't picture, I mean, I just couldn't picture myself ever not fucking with the gang.
You feel me?
Shout out to Bell.
It's been a minute.
We go way back.
So, you know.
But to be fair, I mean, you do get drunk at the mechanic.
So, I mean, you were, you're a certain kind of guy.
Hey, I was, hey, stop.
That's my homie.
That's what I like about Bell is that you could just see him at the mechanic.
I was fixing my car, nigger.
Because they fucking me.
Shout out TBD performance.
Yeah.
Shout out TBD performance.
I was fixing my car.
And one of their homies pulled up with a gang of fucking meat from the fucking Mexican market.
Bro.
Cause.
I'm ganging me.
Come on now.
No, that's all right.
And they have beers and shit.
Why would I not chill, bro?
And I was hungry.
Like, come on now.
They could get and fix my car for free.
What?
I'm chilling.
I'm chilling.
I'm posting.
I'm posted.
One thing I want to say, too, though, is that I felt like one of five million
awkward things over the past, not five million, but like one awkward thing is I felt
like she felt weird when I was making the joke about Blasie designing the V-Lo and shit.
And how could you not want to get pregnant with somebody who made the V-eolone?
You think she got weird about that?
I just felt like that was a little weird
and I just wanted to qualify real quick
that that I thought was funny
and I thought with Lazy.
I think he's like crazy talented.
So I just,
I didn't want him to take that any kind of way
either.
Just throw that out there.
So I don't got to hit him up and say that.
I just think that she just wants to keep her personal life
separate from the,
from how we do.
Dude,
me and her have had this conversation so many times
if you don't want to talk about,
if you don't want to talk about it on a podcast,
do not tell Adam because he will bring it up.
Even if you specifically say, like, Adam don't say anything, he'd be like, yes.
So remember, remember fucking O Jeezy shot at somebody?
That didn't happen.
That didn't happen.
I told you not to say that.
Allegedly he shot at somebody.
I'm like, bro, I told you not to say that.
You're the snitch.
You're the other one that told me he used to sell you coke.
I said that.
He dry snitch as well.
Explaining your snitch.
Oh, man.
First of all.
That was, that was an ultimate.
Right, let me snitch on you snitching.
Yeah.
That's not a, that's not a diss for a rapper.
That's not a diss at all.
If you're a rapper,
I was just keep it in a show bad.
Rappers talk about Telecombe all the fucking time.
I was more validating his stories that they're real of niggas.
Because motherfuckers be trying to act like they're not about it.
I didn't see Shoreline beat some niggas ass.
I didn't.
Yeah, Supreme Paddy.
For real?
I swear to God.
I can say that because it was on Instagram and shit.
I didn't.
They packed him out.
I have.
No.
idea what Supreme Patty could have done
that pissed them off. But to be
fair, I don't think it was like Phoenix
and O'Gizi. I've seen like some other dudes
I knew from Shoreland in the video of them packing his ass
out. I don't know. What the fuck? Supreme
Patty could have done? I don't know if you try to
squeeze a lemon in their eyes and he didn't
tell him in advance or what.
Fun fact. You packed him out too?
No, one of my homeboys had found
his phone one time. We were trying to like sell it back
to him. Sell it back to him for more than like a normal rate.
Yes. He's trying to get money. Like, give me 20 rachers.
You give me five racks for your phone.
Because he didn't, like, he probably needed the phone.
They had to Instagram everything, so he was like, you want this shit back?
Don't you hate the feeling when you realize you got mad, long black hairs coming out of a certain spot in your arm?
No.
I don't have that feeling.
I wish I had a Bick right now.
Honestly, I would get down on my arm right now.
What is that?
Not a lighter.
A razor blade.
Yeah, I'm going to burn them off.
Wait, hold on.
I was thinking he would say some tweezers.
No, no, I'm on a big razor right now.
You just pull them off.
Hold on.
Before we skip past this, I was.
I want to say Camgirl will be missed
I don't fucking
We love you Camgirl
It's been one of my best friends for a really long time
I'm going to miss seeing her every week on the show
You're gonna see her tonight
Am I? How?
Oh, come on.
She's just assuming that they're still going to stream music
What's the fuck?
She's going on Twitch, her own shit, yeah
But yeah, yeah, I'm glad you guys
I'm glad you guys
Ended it ambically
I think you guys could both
Take a little pointers from each other
Yeah
And just to grow as people
you know, you can't be making like
double anal jokes to your
well to her.
I definitely figured that out.
If you wouldn't say it to Laura,
don't say it to her.
Please don't say it to Laura.
I just feel like,
don't say it to Laura either.
I mean,
in the context of a podcast,
in the context of a podcast,
you know,
like I feel like,
you know,
honestly though,
what is going to be the weird thing
is us eventually deciding on another
another female line up since,
you know,
AD is at the end of the day.
com.
At the end of the day, he's doing his own show on Wednesday, every six o'clock Wednesday.
Every six.
I feel like I've been here for like six days straight.
Yeah.
He's he in this bitch, but I don't know what we're going to necessarily do or if at a certain point we're going to maybe like try somebody else out or stuff.
You know, but I mean, I definitely didn't want to like do anything crazy.
I'll start in with Bill.
Can I have another white claw?
Huh?
Do you drink one already?
Do you honor me with another white clock?
Yeah, I can't.
Give me one too.
Fuck it.
You ever used to drink Smyrnoffs?
He ever been iced before?
No.
What the fuck kind of?
What kind of cheers was that?
What kind of fucking little...
How hard are we supposed to go?
That was a not a bust-ass cheers.
You don't want to be part of your cheers too?
No.
So what the fuck?
This thing you got some new ports in the cut.
Yeah, so we're about to be doing the new ports like that.
We're about to be like the most bro-out podcast now.
Like, oh, yeah, bro, you want to see my dick, bro?
Yeah.
Do you think that's kind of what the audience wants from us to a large degree is they want to see us be pigs?
I feel like having...
They like poop.
Having a one.
I hate that that's the lesson you've learned from podcast because everybody wants to hear shit stories.
We've discussed that.
We're going to talk about that at some point.
What are you saying?
I was fine.
Yeah,
you have basically the same shirt on.
Anyway,
I wish I could air out.
Oh,
shit they do.
I want to know by Yassi's love life.
No,
I'm not going to,
but let me just know she got something in the works.
Whoa.
Oh, yeah.
Don't do that.
I'm not going to touch it.
But she's out of here.
She's supposed to set me up.
She's got a cauldron.
She's cooking up.
She did in the cooking dance.
This nigga, Adams, the police.
She was doing the cooking dance.
She sent me like six different girls to pick from.
She got some girls like that.
Hey, she do got some bad home girls.
I have noticed.
Hey, hey, hey, tell them you on all six.
You're in a relationship.
Bro.
Yeah, I definitely can't get no bitches.
Hey, wait.
Did y'all like the one I brought today?
Thumbs up, thumbs up.
Did she leave already?
Yeah, she got shit to do.
Okay.
Hey.
She's sitting around watching her up.
She didn't buy that.
And I wasn't selling it.
I gave it to her.
She bought a rug?
No, someone gave me a perk 30 rug.
Oh, that guy who fucking...
The rug I stepped on?
A guy donated when I was on stream
for me to look at the perk 30 rug,
and he was trying to get me to scan a QR code.
I'm like, you ain't go scam me.
You know what to scan me.
Oh, yeah.
What?
Yeah, I gave that to her for her house.
Shout out to her.
She should not be named.
Bro, if I go to a girl's house
and she got a perk 30 rug on the floor,
I would use caution.
And I will use a condom.
If I was single, I'm not.
I'm a whole damn down.
You're in a relationship.
I am in a relationship.
I'm not trying to hide it like some people here.
This,
so now we know it was him.
Did you tell your lady to watch this?
I just told a story about my girl earlier, so how can I be having to?
Is your lady watching this?
I don't fucking know.
You're probably not watching this.
You probably don't because I'll be saying dumb shit.
I'm going to go receive my clap tokens tonight.
So please watch.
No.
You like, baby, I'm going to tell that story about us at the target.
how you forgot your phone
you're so silly
you're so sick
damn girl you're so sick
damn daddy
that was the only good thing about
like the 24 hours
where we thought that there was a chance
that Draco was gay
is that we all kept saying
I never thought
damn daddy
we kept saying
damn daddy
you are not tapped in
you didn't know about it
no
you didn't see the video
no
I asked him about
he already cleared it up with me
and Vlad
but you know
he had a little incident
you know
what kind of a little
He was on FaceTime.
What about Chike?
That song is not on Apple Music anymore.
What song?
You didn't hear that song you put out?
I'm a Northside cult member.
Not a stink.
Chike put out a song about Draco?
And they took it down?
No, I didn't see that.
It's not there anymore.
Oh, I think I did it.
Listen to it down.
That doesn't count.
I heard.
I don't know if he took it down, but it's ain't there.
I had somebody telling me that there's a song on a Drago album that's about AZ Chick,
but I don't know for sure or not.
I don't listen to it again.
I don't catch the sublimulus.
I don't want no LAP.
I was just with Draco.
go where at the studio tell us your intelligence that you picked up about him what
is he into so let us your intelligence how's he moving we was we was all together
me and him Ralphie bro so on the plug oh I think it was
Drake out last night when you were doing that no that was a day before oh
he put out the deluxe is we didn't talk about his album last week at all I've
been listening to it all I gotta say is hun ditty dumb
hund diddy bob bob bob hundit duff bob bob
Hunditty, Hund diddy, hon ditty, bop.
I was just laughing my ass off in the car,
picturing Draco doing that in the studio
and making a song where he said,
Hundidi, Bop, Bop.
We got Fully's for Bullies, Chops for Ops,
thoughts on thoughts, we got Noss on Nats.
That whole album is so bad.
I'm fucking with it.
I love the T. Grizzlies collab.
I felt like they both went extra hard for each other.
Do you think that he could have took more time
and made it even more?
Whoa.
You think he took more time and made it even more?
touring about that because on one hand I was just so excited for
Drake to put a project guy on the other hand I would kind of like to hear him make like
a hundred songs and pick the 10 best ones for a project but at the same time I'm
glad that he like just dropped something but I kind of do feel like he should be like
a quality or quantity guy like I would love to see Draco only drop once or twice per year
and just like put out the hardest shit who knows if he's got that self-control because
he wrote five trillion fucking songs in jail but it's crazy like watching him like
doing actual videos like actually
be in the video having mad
people around like actually just being Draco
like it's kind of like
like when you have somebody locked up like that
and you really feel like you might not see them for 10, 20
years it's kind of like bizarre
like to actually see them get out
and really be doing their thing. That's real. It's surreal
because you are one person that warned me
that you might not.
That you know like don't get too optimistic about this
Draco shit because I never
you said I've never seen anybody
try to do a fucking rapper dirty
like what they're trying to go to Drake on right now. I've never seen her.
Yeah, they're trying to watch that nigger.
It's just like now, even with the Kastanova situation, it's like,
they're really trying to crack down on niggers like, right?
But the fact that like, you know, like Jeff, especially like with Jeff Wise,
he helped, yeah, avoid that scenario.
Like, update everything.
And he's telling you like, look, the nigger is innocent.
They have no evidence on him and they just keeping them in there.
It's like, that's fucked up.
Yeah, he brought so much awareness to that case and like really open up people's eyes.
I feel like if he didn't do what he did,
then bro will still be in jail right now.
Yeah, because you didn't see almost anybody in the hip hop world really talking about
Draco, like Jeff Weiss, and then to a lesser extent, I don't want the kind of credit
that Jeff Weiss has because he's actually going to the courtroom and shit.
But I felt like I was talking about it.
And then, like, you know, other L.A. rappers, but really not like the big, big L.A.
rappers that you would maybe expect to be talking about this.
I had a conversation with him about this.
Oh, he went on Instagram live firing shots, tagging rappers talking crazy shit.
So if you ever see Draco not really being like well liked by certain percentage of the hip hop community and stuff, it's because Draco has definitely put himself out there in a certain way.
He asked me.
He said, A.D., why don't these niggas like me?
And I told him, I said, listen, it's kind of on the West Coast.
It's like a hierarchy.
You feel what I'm saying?
So you got niggas like us who got approval from the big homies and we want approval from them and come and drop stuff.
And then they say, okay, he's good.
let's work with him and do that.
I feel like Draco came out like,
I don't care who fucks with me.
You're somebody who has clearly put their best foot forward
in terms of trying to fuck with people.
Show your respects to the OGs.
Show your respects to all the bigger artists
doing things for people.
But Draco is not pretending to be a nice,
civilized,
well-in-mannered dude.
He is who he is.
And we all know that.
And, you know, as a result,
his industry connections are what they are.
Like, even the Mustard situation.
Mustard is an L.A. entity
to the extent where if you sign
to mustard to a certain extent
you're good.
People will fuck with you.
He is going to fuck with you
to the extent that he is concerned about your career.
Obviously at a certain point
if you just have nothing going on,
yeah, he might put you on the shelf
and not really work with you or something.
But if you sign up with mustard,
he is going to fucking give you the craziest production
and help really put your ass out there.
Draco never signed to a label.
Draco never fucking, you know,
even with that mustard situation,
when I heard him describing it on Vlad,
I was like, yeah,
you know like that that sort of explains his predicament to a certain
but that's that's also what i told him too because i i said look and me and o t was telling the
nigger like look when i first started rapping me being a cripp being a crib in l.a was not popular
that's a fight so all the blood rappers was getting shine and niggas fucked with me but only to like
on the low like to a certain extent that's crazy you're cool when we see each other but
niggas ain't inviting you to come get on their records niggas ain't what everybody else and you know what i'm
saying so like that's the same way I told him I'm like look this made me go this way and then
niggas like me and perico start doing music together and teaming up yeah I'm saying then roddy
come out and then now it's like even when it comes down it's like cripping blood rappers from
los angeles and shit you know what I'm saying but before it's like the same thing that's like
like niggas won't fuck with you like for some certain things don't fuck with you on the low that's the
that I feel like that's even more disrespectful right but then too and then too if somebody looks
at you kind of like if you're a competition too and you're
from the other side, it's more easier to go over here with everybody else than to it.
That's just how it is.
People just don't really go out of their way to fuck with each other.
Like, even with Draco and Blueface, when they had their little attention, when Blueface first
came out, I remember, like, Draco had a tweet or some shit where he was just kind of like
almost saying that he respects the fact that Blueface was like blatantly kind of like taking
some things from his style but not showing any love back because he was like, this is L.A.
Like, motherfuckers hate each other.
and Draco is the last person who would be surprised by that.
That's what's cool about him is that, well, I appreciate it when he doesn't expect anything.
But at a certain point, too, when you have a guy who is of your race and doing your exact job
and he's being so blatantly fucked over by the criminal justice system,
there comes a time period where for me, I did kind of like feel a little surprised that certain people didn't reach out and shit.
But, I mean, that is the level of people not fucking with each other.
Those same niggas are probably at home slapping his music too.
But see, but that's the thing.
You got to understand, too, is like, if you're on the West Coast and you don't fuck with a
nigga and the nigga ain't never fucked with you, who's really going to speak out?
And you feel me?
And like I said, he didn't go looking for respect for people.
He went and did his own thing.
And you know what I'm saying?
So the support system on the West Coast wasn't there.
And I understand.
He's like, damn, I'm in a fucked up position.
And ain't nobody sitting here looking out for me.
me. You know what I'm saying?
You just made the most important point.
If they have no ties to each other
before, they didn't work with each
other before they weren't homies, nobody's
going to go out of their way to speak up.
But it is a difference when you're getting
fucked over. Because I've never seen that
shit, like I told Adam. I'm like, I've really
never seen somebody get done as dirty
as he is. It kind of becomes almost like
a human rights issue at a certain point
where it's like, how the fuck
are they throwing this dude in solitary for
months straight? And he already
beat these charges and you're making them sit in jail for an extra fucking year and a half
and shit like at a certain point it just felt like fuck i wish drako had somebody one tiny
little percentage of a kim car dashing to go to bat on it yeah sit there saying hey we're not
gonna take this you almost felt like even if he had just been like signed to atlantic records
that Atlantic records would have been able to make something shake i don't know maybe that's like
asking a little too much or if he was just signed with somebody or if he had one like oh gee
that was looking out for him in the game obviously like yeah people like tk and like he does
connections and shit, but it's, you know, they're at a certain point where, you know,
if he had a Meek Mill looking out for him, making noise about it, like the way when
Meek Mill was getting totally fucked by the system, you had Rock Nation and Jay-Z really going
to bad, and then you saw the fucking system actually relent.
If you had, if you were Draco and you had a mustard who was on your side, I bet he could
have flipped a few fucking switches and made some shit happen.
But see, that's the problem with the West Coast on the music scene, period.
nobody fucks with each other like that everybody has their clicks and they stick to their clicks
you know what i'm saying and then it's just so diverse and LA's always been like that it's been
like that but that's why the South always always been winning because they're not scared to do
songs with each other and the producers aren't afraid to work with each other and shit like that
man it's fucked up and they got some of the best production man and them niggas will be link up
together and it's just like wow like who like who's the who was another
LA producer that's on muster's level that they have collab together.
You feel me?
I can't even think of nobody.
See, that's bad.
L.A. very much like takes hip hop being a gigantic thing for granted.
And so like people don't really see it as like, oh, we got to go support these other guys
on the other side of town.
It's more like, whereas like down in Texas and stuff is sort of a feel of like, we're
from Texas.
We're the underground.
We're the underdogs, rather.
And we got to like work together to like make something happen.
whereas L.A. or New York, it's a little bit more of like a people take hip hop being gigantic for granted.
And so it doesn't really seem like, oh, I got to go support this guy.
But I was, I was listening to a fucking old-ass juicy Jay interview, I believe it was, where he was talking about how he could have beef with people within Memphis, but then be out of town.
Oh, no, it was Project Pat talking about it.
Or no, no, I'm sorry, it wasn't Project Pat, it was DJ Paul.
That's my big homie.
Shout out DJ Paul.
We should have him on sometime.
But saying that he could have problems with people in Memphis,
but then all of a sudden, if they were in Miami for a show or something,
all of a sudden all these dudes that he doesn't get along with in Memphis
could be drinking and smoking together because they're looking at each other kind of like allies.
Like, oh, somebody, you know, we're out of town.
Somebody might try to do something to us.
So if we're all from the same place, we're going to kind of look out for each other.
We're going to make sure we get back home.
Even though when we're back home, we don't have anything to do with each other.
I thought was kind of interesting.
Because L.A. is, because L.A. is, we're spoiled.
Right.
And then, too, you have to factor in.
gang banging. So there's somebody who may like somebody's music and say, I can't fuck with him
because he's from over there. And you know what I'm saying? We'll listen to his shit in private
but we'll never reach a hand out to fuck with that person. Just because we're a nigga friend.
That's like when people were like, oh my God, I can't believe Blueface didn't say R.P.
Nipsey. Exactly. When you were really kind of closer to that whole situation, you start
realizing like, damn, people's hoods really don't like each other to an extent that they just won't,
you know, him just not saying anything is probably like the best case scenario.
Yeah. But I don't feel. I don't feel. I don't feel. I don't feel.
like it was a hood thing. I feel like
it's a gap. Like,
they weren't cool. They didn't know each other. They didn't know
each other at all. You know what I'm saying? Like, they didn't know
each other at all. So it's like, you know,
God forbid, somebody dies, I don't fucking know.
I don't expect nobody to sit there and at one.
That's a fact to me. That's fake to me and shit.
You know what I'm saying? Like, I'd be like, no.
Niggins think just because Blueface is a Crip
and from L.A. and as a rapper, that he should
have said something about Nissu. But that's
just people that are far removed from the situation
that have no idea how the actual
politics were. I think just want to just be angry at them.
That's a fact.
But even that Nipsey thing, though, is Nipsey in that situation was such an elite rapper and had such a big role in the community that people look at that situation.
Like, anybody should be willing to put local animosity aside to be able to pay respect to somebody who was such an icon in hip hop.
And that's kind of what we wished that people would, we were like in the same boat of like, damn, I wish that somebody in L.A.
would put the partisan bullshit aside and go to bat for this guy.
But I mean, hey, if this is your enemy or in some context
Or you really look at him like he's just somebody that you don't fuck with him, he's a dickhead,
which Draco is very, very good at sort of courting that attention.
If you actually listen to his music, he's basically calling everybody bums
And fucking calling you all a bunch of fucking jabronies for God knows what.
I mean, it's not really that surprising to me that a lot of people wouldn't necessarily want to give him the benefit of the doubt.
These niggis really Venice Beach hobos.
Fuck these.
And they too, like.
if your competition
and the competition goes at jail
come on these niggas really like uh-uh
he ain't on my heels no more you feel me
for real
man so yeah
shout of Draco
go listen to those projects
I want to bring it
you yeah where's the weed one
two
I want to talk about
I don't got a weed
damn I don't bring it a boss
I want to talk about
fucking meek mill
and giving these kids $20
We gotta talk about that
also is dog he coming
He's not here yet
Allegedly
Let me know
That's what we're going to have weed
Allegedly
But I just want to say that
First of all
The last time I was in Atlanta
I was in my home grows
G-wagon
And we were
Literally on that exact same street
Those exact kids
Jumped on our car
Or her car
Was inside of the window
Oh man no jumper
Man had a 22
Come on man
We got cash out man
Come on man
I sit like four of them
$20
And you're going to tell me
Meek Mill going to get them $120 bill?
He gave him a dub.
Come on, bro.
I started watching the video, but I didn't want to.
I'm going to keep on it.
If you go to the Buckhead Mall in fucking Atlanta, bro, there's a million of them fucking
kids, bro.
That's a fat.
And you will literally give one, want some money, want some money, once a money, once.
And then you go to the other side.
And they over there, like they had that motherfucker lock, yeah.
But that's not where they was at, though.
Honestly, in my whole time being famous, I don't know that I don't know that I.
I've ever really given anybody money randomly on the street more than maybe like once or twice like the kids who came through selling candy on Melrose like once in a while I just give them like 20 bucks or whatever you know like telling me about the water thing I was like dude they could they could be doing 50 other things that are worse yeah no I mean I understand like from a visual perspective that's why it's so funny that that video even got out that's what I'm saying if I was me I'd be like oh delete that shit I don't want anybody to see that that was fucking funny as fuck though was he trying to like teach him like that's he trying to like teach him like that video
financial literacy or something like y'all y'all split this $20 young brother's
like what hey i don't know if you're meek mill okay if he gave out 500 nobody'd be talking
shit right like that would be seen as a note what was he supposed to give him that's what was he
supposed to give him that threshold unless a hundred a threshold you could at least do him a hundred
and they all split the hundred if you think they gave him a hundred would people be clowning
oh god hey the first thing of the grader if he gave him 100 would people be clowning no yes
20 is like
Obviously people have a problem
With everything nowadays
That's a fact
They're sitting in the house
And they ain't got nothing to do
But fucking poke fun
And everyone else
I just thought
I was just in that exact situation
With those, I swear to God
Those exact kids
In that video
Facts
So that's why
I just thought it was funny
Because I'm like wow
Like we were at the light
For so long
And like we were like laughing
They were inside of the car
Basically at one point
Like they leaned into my home girl's car
Like come on man
You had y'all in the G wagon
Like
Her big ass Louis Vuitton person
is sitting right here on the fucking backseat.
If I'm in that area, you know,
call me a hater, whatever, but I got the windows
up in the car and I ain't fucking
opening that shit for nobody.
I'm really trying to be hallow-rokey
in that environment. I got the window wrong.
I'm probably got my hoodie up. I'm trying to not have
nobody notice me because I'm really not trying
to be involved in some weirdest scenarios in public.
Don't you hate? They're on top
of my home gross G-wagon.
On top of it. Don't you hate when you
the first car off the freeway and you have to
wait for a stop sign and there's a home
person next to you oh yeah I ain't that shit too bro you look at it like you ain't looking
you ever give him a sticker it was a homeless sometimes but it was a homeless
sometimes maybe a little too aggressive and stuff I feel back because I hey bro I live
downtown for like two three years downtown everywhere everywhere you you have to learn
very quickly to not give anybody any money ever because if they ask you then it's
just like they're gonna keep coming back especially when we at the store there was one
fucking dude who came through one time and somebody
gave him five bucks and I swear to God he walked in
every goddamn day for the rest of our time
there. So you gotta just not
give anybody. We would have like some
random home he brings a girl through and she's
from fucking Kansas and this was her first time
in L.A. and she's giving people quarters
and cigarettes and shit.
And we would have to tell her like, yo you can't be doing
that. That's like feeding the squirrels. Like no offense
to him or anything. But they're just going to keep
coming back. Like you're making it hot
for us because people are going to be bothering us more
once they realize this place is so big, you know?
I had a neighbor like that.
They would ask for cigarettes and money?
No, not cigarettes and money.
You want a cigarette?
No.
You want one?
No, I got it to pee.
I used to live in fucking North Hollywood, right?
And across his street was his fucking, I don't know what race he was.
I think he was white.
I don't know.
But somebody came and bought me a bunch of weed, and he came just walked by.
It was like, hey.
And I was like, here, I gave him a couple nugs.
And then like, every three days this nigga would.
You were buying weed?
I didn't buy it.
People give it to me.
You used to be a different kind of dude.
We don't know.
We never know you to have no weed
You never threw it in on a blend
Why when you guys get weed on fucking day?
Roll so now, my nigga
Was that too, bro.
Let me finish my dad.
Let me finish my dad.
But every three days, this nigga would text
me and like, hey, do you got more weed?
And I will give him weed again.
Because it's my neighbor.
I'm trying to be nice.
I might sell you some weed for the high, hi.
One time I told him no.
I said, I ain't got none.
He was like, man, I need some weed, man.
My PTSD is,
It's just going crazy.
I found out that the guy was in the army,
and he really had bad PTSD.
That's why you don't talk to your neighbors.
I definitely don't talk to my neighbors, bro.
I've always been like that.
I do not fucking talk to him.
But this nigga was freaking out,
but I had to let him know, like,
the blammy will come out if you tried to.
You told them I'll shoot you?
I didn't say I'm going to shoot you.
I'm just like, all right, nigga,
all this nice neighbor shit is done there.
I'm from pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
You know what I'm from a nigga?
And he stopped talking to me after that.
Never again.
But look, three months later,
the fucking police,
they're like seven, eight police cars
outside of his crib,
and they're like, come out
and they took him away.
I've never seen him again.
You should have,
that's your fault.
That's your fault.
Why is my fault?
It's his fault.
It's his fault.
It's his fault.
If you would have kept giving him some weed,
he probably would have still been here today,
you could ask for some sugar or something.
No, man.
Sugar,
pause.
Most people want to borrow some sugar.
Everybody.
Most people have water.
But did they ask each other for,
for sugar? Yes. I'll tell them go to Starbucks.
They got packets over there.
Oh, that was the whitest shit. I probably
afraid to say it a long time,
I would have never thought about that.
In your neighborhood
in Long Beach, right? If you go,
if you're in the hood and you're next door,
the people that you've known your whole life.
What was the sugar?
Where they go asking for sugar next door?
I got some. What's the story?
Like, for kids.
There's a kid's story where they're like,
Hans on a grill?
Is that it?
No.
Going to ask him for sugar?
Where the witch wants to turn them into food?
Josh, I feel like you got to know this.
You got to
kids.
Haggerty peg?
Hegity pegg?
What is that?
I've never heard of a Higgity pig
in my life.
If I was going to go
take a piss.
You guys are going to take a piss too many.
Two white claws got me having to piss.
Do we have all the cases right here?
No.
Two white claws got us a whole other case.
Wait, hold on.
Two white claws got me having to piss.
I'm asking them.
Two white broads and they grab him.
I'm asking us.
I don't want to get Yuri's COVID.
He has COVID?
I think.
How do you know?
I think this, nigga.
He looks like it.
All right, so black, no jumper.
What's up, motherfuckers?
We didn't put, we didn't put it yet.
Y'all didn't.
It took y'all six months to put me in.
I'm not down enough for y'all.
That's what I thought, bro.
Nigger, what's up?
No, look, I didn't create it.
Who created this shit?
I need to talk to the manager.
Who created this shit, bro?
I'm like, am I too whitewash or something?
What's up, bro?
Who me?
Wow.
Yeah, yes, he said yes.
What's going on?
It's a joke.
Lori, play with me.
You did, AD!
She did.
Welcome to Black No Jumper, my brother.
I just wanted to be the one to tell you.
This is voice.
This is his voice.
This house phone made it awkward.
Now, we have to have another group text now.
I hate group chats.
I know a black that comes to this door now,
they're going to feel like they can fucking join.
And they cannot.
We need somebody to not be able to join.
And they cannot, bro.
So, hey, Josh.
Kick me out because I hate.
being in group chats and I'm never going to reply.
I'm just being honest.
No,
don't fucking take me up.
How's the one?
He denounced himself.
He quit.
Hey, take him out of here.
I was playing,
guys.
Wait.
Did Josh say add him in?
I was seven to, Josh.
He got my vote.
Why I'm all like,
I think at least eight or nine,
no jumper,
group text.
No.
Damn.
I had one with me,
Adam and Camgirl.
Sad.
And then there was
Are you going to delete it?
Oh, man.
That's just going to just go ghost.
No one's going to ever hit that jacket.
It's going to be there.
Write some shit in here.
Just no.
I was on Shrew.
I was on Shrew.
I was trying to be like, yo, guys, let's work.
Y'all need to work this out.
And then neither of them replied.
So I was like, all right.
Bro.
This is dead.
This is gone.
Bro.
Last time I did Shrooms, it was a few, like a month or two ago.
I was in Vegas, bro.
And the earthquake happened in Cali.
And my BMS called me.
Like, it was an earthquake.
And I was like at the peak, bro.
So you're like, bro, I was tripping out.
I'm hard, but I was just like,
it like kind of killed my fucking
Of course it did.
Bro, I was like, man.
That's how I did shrooms is in Toulon.
Hey, don't fucking, don't light no fucking cigarette by me, bro.
I'm dead eyes.
I'm gonna put him in here puffing them.
Bro, that nigga random is here.
I never see a smoking cigarette.
Bro, I haven't seen this.
This thing smokes him like a fucking smoker.
I haven't seen them.
He'd be like this.
Yeah.
I haven't seen.
Neck get all.
Yo, do not come over here with foot a fucking cigarette by me, bro.
Nicotine, man.
I hate the smell of a cigarette.
No, me too, bro.
I hate cigarettes, but I'll smoke a lot of puffs.
And I love hookah.
I know, I'll be fucking with the hookah.
I'm the hookah.
I put weed in the hookah, nigga.
That should be having me lit.
We just put a little nut on top.
Shout out to my nigga, B.C. Booz, nigga from cocking, nigga.
Wait, so what do you do?
You put a nut on top?
He breaks up the weed a lot, puts it around the room of it and just puts little pieces.
Why not?
Did you just, I don't want to smell that shit, bro.
Don't come in here with no fucking cigarette, bro.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
What breakup?
Come on a cigarette?
I can't smoke a cigarette
I thought you guys
This nigga,
he's gonna blow that shit
He's gonna blow that
All our face is individually
Tangerine,
I'll blow it into my mask
No,
don't do that
Ugh
Don't do that
That's what I'm saying
Do I need to put a story
Up about it?
Yes, we need a hookah
What the fuck?
And then I gotta go home
smelling like cigarettes
Because you want to smoke
A fucking cigarette
How is it any different
Than we're smoking
10 blunts in here
And shit?
Because weed smells good
Do we don't have a blunt
That's why we need
I don't have weed anymore
I gave it to my neighbor
You always look high
When you're wearing a
Grateful Dead shirt.
Hey, just no, not Donnie.
Josh is fit last week.
I saw you giving him props.
I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
Bro, it was crazy.
He was out here with a fucking, what's the hat called?
The whole Matt bucket.
The bucket.
The fucking Grateful Dead jersey with the Grateful Dead Crocs.
With the FTP pants, he was fitted.
And don't, don't encourage him too much.
We don't want to create like an Ian Connor of New Hampshire type thing.
I said that first.
I said that first.
We don't want, if you give him too.
much drip credit all of a sudden he's going to be spending this whole paycheck on fucking
Gucci and then the kids are going to be starving and it's going to be I could just I have
nightmare scenarios unfolding in my head no that grateful dead jersey was next level you have to take
care of your fucking nephews I'm gonna have to if he spends his whole check on Gucci every
month all of a sudden he's not gonna spend it on Gucci he's gonna buy his girl keeps him in check
he's gonna buy vintage grateful dead that's just he's good when they drop the guchy grateful dead
collab it's over he's in there if they buy if they do a Gucci like the bear
He's in there.
He's like, yo, I was wondering if I could get paid a month or two in advance.
Hey, just know, I've thought about asking that.
I've thought about asking that before for some drip.
You can buy a girl's only fans or some shit?
I've never bought a bitch on a lot of life.
You could drop 500 to get pegged real quick?
That's you, bro.
Gang, gang, gang.
No.
Didn't you say Linda did that to you on your first day, right?
Not my first day.
She tried to touch my booty hole one time.
Whoa.
I was like, never again.
But, I mean, she ate my booty hole with another girl.
I mean, that's no secret.
Just know I was getting roasted for that and it had nothing to do with me
You're like your homie's on Twitter getting his asses people are roasting you for for just knowing me
Bro what I'm out here I'm full porn star 20-20 I'm 22 20 21 I'm about to be really
I'm here man he's just he was flexing man six pack I'm gonna get the
I'm gonna have a six-brick it's over man he got he got like both literally begging you not to smoke that
next to why I know please don't we're in it enclosed room you got that man you don't
You don't want to smoke cigarettes with you before.
And I fucking hated every moment.
I haven't seen you smoking a cigarette.
I have a roach I'm going to smoke such you guys.
I hate cigarettes though.
Yeah, where to Kush at?
Just looking for the smoke a roach man.
Where do you have a roach at, bro?
Yeah, don't smoke cigarettes.
Yeah, don't smoke cigarettes.
Yeah, don't smoke cigarettes.
Yeah, don't smoke cigarettes.
Yeah, you want your baby cigarettes.
Yeah, oh, yeah, real shit, bro, you can't smoke cigarettes.
Hey, I don't got no, that.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
No, no, no, no, I'm going to be honest.
Listen, listen, my first girlfriend in the ninth grade,
like my first real, real girlfriend.
In ninth grade,
she moved away to Atlanta
and had a baby approximately
like a year later.
Do the math, bro.
All my friends,
my friends have made this joke
that the baby was mine since then.
For sure.
Let me see pictures, bro.
I'll tell you right now.
Just know the baby kind of looked like me.
By the time you did DNA test?
How old kid?
You can ask me a number.
You may have an eight-year-old
running around right now?
A little cell phone, my nigga?
This kid.
This kid might be.
This kid might be like paying bills by now.
They're going to be paying bills.
Bro, what are you doing to the roads, bro?
I had to rip some extra paper off.
I'm not passing you.
This is a monk or scoff.
I don't want to hit that shit, though.
Because I have a couple of homies that had to get DNA tests.
And they were like, what if she was just waiting to see if I ever did something in life?
Would you go on Mori with a girl to find out?
Or is that bad for your career as a rapist?
I would go on more just to go on.
I would definitely just to get clout for sure, Maury.
I'll be on there.
I'll be on there while.
I'll be on the fuck out.
He's going to get on stage and start crib walking.
I feel like they're not going to let you on if you while out too hard.
What if she was waiting just to see if I like became something in life and now she's going to slap it on me.
She would still be better off.
You better stop selling shoes.
Having a broke-ass baby, daddy, she could at least throw you in jail over fucking lapsed payments and shit,
even if you don't become rich and famous off of sneakers.
Yeah, she's about trying to bleed me for the sneaker money.
Fun of fact, my mom stopped my dad's child support payments.
His dad?
Like 88,000.
I'm not sure how much you want to share, but his dad.
Leave it alone.
Leave it alone.
This is why you don't tell Adam anything about it.
I'm not going to air it up.
His dad, him?
I'm just saying, he's got stories.
This guy right here.
Look at his fucking son.
He'll tell you off camera, schedule a half hour with AD for him to fill you in on what's going on.
Yeah, I want to know now.
Like, what's up, guys?
I want to know about that rapper from earlier, too.
I know.
What about her?
No, what about her?
That's what we just had on earlier.
No, why?
I don't know.
I was supposed to set that up.
God damn it.
What, you talked to her?
Yeah, I got the father.
She's the one who was fucking dudes in the ass with a strap on.
That's who was fucking dudes.
Yes.
I would look you like, what's the smallest one you got?
I would let Crommas do whatever the fuck she wanted to me.
Bro.
Her accent is crazy.
She's like, she got an accent.
Give me an interview.
Are you dumb?
Yes.
Are you dumb?
I was asking her if she sold pussy.
She's like,
are you dumb?
I'm like,
you just admitted to fucking dudes
in the ass for money.
It's like the same thing.
So that meant like,
yes.
Are you?
Bro,
she said she had a boyfriend
in MS-13 that
he's in jail.
He's in jail.
He's telling me to DM her.
Oh,
and I'm like MS-13.
Tell out, bro.
No.
But she's saying that she's fucking other dudes.
She said the N-word
about 8,000 times.
I asked her about it.
She might be the baddest bitch
in the world.
Let me see her.
Do you know,
Are you familiar with MS-13?
Enough to not have anything negative to say about them?
They're everywhere.
I don't want nothing to do with it.
That's what I'm saying.
I go to the skate park.
I see the 13.
I don't want nothing to do it.
I didn't think you would be...
She'd think...
She'd look pretty good.
I should have used that.
You're going to get a fucking hard on
and it's going to be awkward
if he pulls out her Instagram,
so I just want to spare you that.
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
She's so fucking bad, though.
It makes zero sense.
I'm going to let you know right now.
Just no drink shot at her out.
Did you ask me?
If you asked her, she fucked Drake?
Pretty much.
What did she say?
She basically said no, and then I asked her about Tori Lanes, and she basically didn't answer.
Wow.
She said no, but then she also, like, kind of emphasized that she is not a snitch and whatnot.
She's like, I am no Selena Powell.
I'm going to be like you came.
Please do not say Voldemort's name.
I was going to say, you came to my office and didn't even say nothing.
My office.
Do it.
Your office, my name is.
Listen, her boyfriend, no.
She said her boyfriend's in MS-13.
And she made it perfectly clear that she fucks.
And he has nothing to say about it.
She's, man, listen.
I'll go to jail.
I was saying MS-13.
Blocked.
My girl promised me already that if I go to jail for two years, she will hold me down
and not fucking anyone.
Only two years?
Two years, I know.
She's got to hold you down for like five.
But this was before the baby.
But she said it gets a little blurry after two years.
Wow.
Not a little blurry, but.
See, I would get mad.
But in two years, she fucks a little blurry.
That's it.
He's not even 18 yet, too.
In two years, he will be.
I don't know. He's probably like 15.
You got to be grown up.
For two years, would you wait?
If she went to jail?
For two years.
Hey, if she goes to jail for defending me for like shooting some girl on the half, I'm holding
her down.
You got to hold her down.
If my girl got logged up for two years, I feel like she's going to give me a pussy pass
to some extent.
She's going to be like, all right, you can.
She's probably like telling me I can fuck her home girl like once a month or
she'll give me a little something.
If I get five years, you fuck someone else, I hate you.
Five?
You're making her hold it down?
Yeah, my bitch got a whole.
I've put it down for five years.
I hate you.
I hate you.
For sure.
In the words of Rio, I cheat a lot.
But if my beat's cheat, I'm cutting her off.
I ain't fair.
But I'm not doing that.
I'm out here.
I'm paranoid girls.
I ain't fucking with nobody else.
Just for the record.
For the fucking you.
I learned from you got to just lock it down and just, that's it.
That's what you...
Especially when you got a real one, bro.
Man out there, this is my advice to you, find a real one.
Get her only fans.
Lock it down.
Don't be running around in these streets with all these streets with all these things.
Don't be running out of these streets.
Don't do that.
It ain't worth it.
These holes ain't nothing but a liability.
Make yourself a little Parker and, you know, cook yourself up a little burrito, man.
I'm trying to.
I'm out here happy as hell having a baby.
So I'm in blissful domestic mode just for the record.
Just know I'm on the hunt for a BM right now.
Yeah, a bowel movement.
That was funny.
I got some home girls, wait.
I'm good.
I need.
You got some one.
I'm good.
What are you looking for?
You're looking for a chrome mask to settle down with?
Nah, no, no, no, no.
The first thing I'm going to say is, where's house phone live?
It's in the court.
I was trying to set Chrome.
I didn't actually, that's what she's going to.
No, people were damning me one time.
People were deeming me like, watch out for her.
She's a setup, girl.
For Chromas?
Yes.
She's going to line you up on Doty Blah.
That's crazy.
He was like, fuck it.
I was trying to lie.
I didn't say anything to her because my girl's not ready, but I'm trying to put them together for the photos shoot.
Y'all should cloud up together.
You know, the girl tries to set me up.
You're leaving in the box with him.
Like Gucci Man said to Gizi.
For the AR out.
I don't have an A.
What if you did?
But yeah, there's not that many people I would take a setup for,
Chrome-O-M-S, I would take the setup.
You would just let her have you jumped?
I would die in the cheeks.
You think she's so hot that you would still have a boner while they were beating you to death?
If I could be in the cheeks while they were busting at me, I would be busting.
You wouldn't be that, man.
You're hitting from behind using her as a shit.
No, I have some bad setup girl, home girls.
Shut up.
swear that was what that was bad ones that was that was the best thing t grizzly said on the jaco song he said
i have scared to fuck a bitch and that painted the picture of me of like dudes are so scared of him
and his people's that they're scared to even go get some pussy because they're going to die no i know
some bad ones though that's like that a setup artist is not about to turn it down but you got a setup
artist that you could employ in this situation that you could send out a set up artist super
producer chased the money is face on me right now should i answer yeah do it yeah who are we talking
about that named a song I have to chase the money there is.
Hey, wait, hey, don't see that.
Don't see nothing crazy. I'm on live right now. Say what's up, though.
It's a little house phone from the no jumper show.
Oh, you over there, no jumper?
Yeah, say what's up. What's up? What's up, Chase the Money? How are you living, man?
What up?
Yeah, what's up with this interview, bro?
What's up, Chops Squad? Oh, Chops Squad. These are both people I want to interview.
Put it right on the mic?
Very legendary producers.
Chop Squad, how you living, man?
I'm good, bro. You know, I'm setting up their interview with your assistant right now for
I know she gave you them dates.
Shout out Laura.
Shout out to Laura.
She's the ones.
She's back there.
She's back there.
We're going to be up there.
Laura's shout out to you, man.
Long live King Vaughn.
They said you said that.
Long live King Vaughn, that's what I'm saying.
Man, I'm getting them days together right now.
We're going to be up there.
I'm going to bring chase with me, man.
Y'all got to talk to both.
Let's get it.
We'll do a big day.
Also, I got to get chasing shoes for you,
before you pop at me.
Man, where my shoes?
You're going to get a fucking shoes.
You're going to cop a new chain for the no jumper interview just to let him
know how it is he already got one on oh he got enough but he gonna cop another one just come
through with something really ridiculous get the shoes oh god we're gonna get the size 12
yeah i i i had to make i had to tell chase off rip that he was on live because this nigger might
say some crazy shit oh man we're chillin right now we're on the way to the studio man we're in on
no bullshit right okay they on the way man they're coming from portugal still you got
propping producers calling you up just to get the shoes just notice my nigga though
Oh, all right.
I will get the shoes one way or another.
Hey, you know I'll pull up.
I'm hit you after I leave.
All right, bro.
Appreciate y'all.
Would you be mad if I sent a set of girls?
Yes.
And then I popped up with her just to say, I could have got you.
That's good to say.
That's what you're slipping.
Be careful.
That's kind of a funny.
That's kind of a funny-ass prank, though.
I can't even hold you.
Okay, that's a good transition right now for us to bring up a topic that I think
that we should talk about.
Little baby getting exposed for trying to cop some pussy like a good guy.
I don't know.
I try.
Supporting the local economy.
Yes.
Like a good guy that he.
He allegedly did.
The game was fucked up.
He's one of the most pop-in artists of the year.
He wanted to just pop a perk and just beat it down.
And the girl comes out and decides that she wants to expose him.
What is fucking wrong with the game, man?
The game is what's wrong with these bitches, man.
The game is to be sold, not told.
Right.
Exactly.
In this case, it was sold and then immediately told.
on Twitter.
I mean, but besides the fact of him having a girlfriend,
she didn't say nothing bad.
She said it's the best pipe I ever had in my life.
And in that way, you kind of want that publicity.
Exactly.
When I was looking at that, I was thinking if this was me and I was getting exposed,
it's a 99% chance that she's going to be like,
oh, Adam 22 buzzet in a nut in 48 seconds.
And I'm going to be over here.
She's going to be humiliating me on the timeline for that.
Little baby, she said it was the best dick she ever got in her entire.
life, I'm like, that's an endorsement.
That's the best exposals you can get.
Yo, little baby's DMs,
if Little Baby's DMs were not already
fucked up, they are extra
fucked up right now full
of every woman in the fucking
Atlanta region who wants to get some
parked out dick. Just know I looked her up on
the hub too and her shit was
jumping. I didn't even check her out.
Her ass was crazy.
And she said he dropped 16K
for the person. She said 6K.
I know, but then I was reading something that is
since 16.
too, but either way, that's a lot for some ass.
6K, 16K?
I don't believe that.
I'm trying to hit some 6K pussy.
I'm not going to lie.
Sorry, baby, if you listen to this, but 6K is some pussy.
They'll have been mostly shopping at the dollar store all these years.
I'm trying to see if it's worth it or not.
I don't think that.
I think that just because he got the money is why he paid 6K.
I don't think that the pussy was actually worth the 6K.
I think she was busting, bro.
I looked up on the hub.
There was an exposed DM.
Oh, man.
There was an exposed DM that was allegedly real.
We don't know 100% if it was real or not.
But the DM was Little Baby basically saying to her,
why the fuck did I pay you if you were just going to air this shit out?
I think that if you are in Little Baby's position,
that really is what you're paying for in that situation.
Because obviously there's 5 million fucking fans that he could fuck.
But he don't know if he's going to be able to trust them or not to keep their mouth shut
because he got a girl and whatnot.
He's fucking a known, a known trusted sex worker because he's thinking that she's going to keep her fucking mouth shut.
I honestly feel bad for him in the situation,
especially because she described him as like a monster where he walked in.
She said he didn't say two full sentences to her.
She walks in, he bait it down, and then she was out.
Should we listen to it at one of our porn?
No.
We can do that.
YouTube would be very upset about that.
I'm going to do it anyway.
No.
We're going to get censored real quick.
I just scream at the top of my lungs.
Just know she's.
Oh, like this.
I'm not looking.
This busing.
Cool is she.
Damn.
She think is fuck.
She think is fuck.
Stop playing.
See, I want to see the.
Bro, I'm pet.
They got a porno?
She needs to drop that shit.
She got dummy porno.
What's her name?
But with him, I want to see a little baby hitting it.
Ms. London?
She said something about that, didn't she?
What, did they make the tape?
She said something about, like, oh, like, I'm going to drop the tape or some shit like that.
She's lying.
She probably trying to get people.
Ms. London?
She's cap.
Yeah, I niggas hear that shit, man.
If anybody's got a tape of it, it's him.
It was at his fucking humble of both that it took place.
She said, she said, she said, oh, I can't believe he's dumb enough to let me record this or some shit or like, some shit like that.
Do we believe her?
I don't know if I believe it.
I don't believe her.
I believe that he pipe,
but this is what I have to say.
How important could his relationship be to him?
I wonder.
Like, I wonder how serious he is about his relationship.
He definitely loves his business for sure.
Yeah.
He definitely loves her.
He got a kid.
He did a whole crazy thing for her birthday.
He puts her on to the world all the time.
Really?
All the time.
Yeah.
That's a good guy right there.
She bought him a Richard Millie, nigga.
How the hell she got money for that?
With his money, though.
Come on.
No, she got her own businesses and shit.
That he probably funded.
I mean, shit.
To afford a fucking Richard Millie?
A bitch ain't never bought me no Richard Millie.
Bitch never bought me dinner, basically.
I ain't never got a pair of shoes out of it.
I got some nice presents.
Yeah, Bill, you got to step it up, though.
He's got no shoes.
Me and my girl already decided that we're going to do a light Christmas in terms of gifts
because she's pretty much like dealing with the infant nonstop,
and we just did a whole bunch of gifts for the anniversary, birthday, all this shit.
I got some nice gifts.
This is to be flying me out, like, I'm an Instagram thought.
You got flutes out?
You got flying you out?
JT flute you out.
I just got full on up the other day.
That's where I was coming back from.
I used to do that.
I do the flying out now.
Yeah?
No.
So you don't want to be the one.
That's how you know if you're a boss is if you get to be the one flying them in and not you flying out.
My conscience now won't even let me like let a girl pay for damn or anything around me.
I'm going to pay for bitches my whole life.
No, but they just look at you, they look at you different.
They can either look at you like a boss so they can look at you like...
But like, look, you know, I'm only letting the bitch fly me out.
that I don't give a that I don't fuck with like that
then I'm about to just go like
See what it's bad
I don't think it depends on modes like I used to be like that
Like I'll come anywhere
I remember when house phone got a bad situation
With a girl that I used to suck to
And he tried to he flew her out
And then she fucking went and did that
Oh my fucking gosh
This is why I don't fly bitches out
Because of that one story
I'm not going to say the name
We don't want to give her only fans clout
This bitch pulled up to L.A
I got the Airbnb
I think in my name
but I gave her the code and shit to get in or whatever, right?
I had to do, I think I had to do some no jumper shit
or like I had a show or concert or something.
I was like, I'm going to do this and I'm going to come meet with Airbnb after, right?
And I remember I was a little bit offended
because I was talking to her around the same time.
This was pre-Lenna.
But then around the same time, we realized I used to talk to this girl
literally like 10 years before this on the East Coast.
She lived in New York at the same time as me.
And I used to talk to her back then.
And multiple times, she told me she was coming down for the weekend, and then I'd be hitting her up trying to chill, and she would just, like, not hit me up at the last minute.
She was, like, one of these fakers where she would, like, try to, like, act.
Like, she wants all the attention of thinking that you're going to go and, like, fuck her, but then she doesn't actually pull up at the last minute.
And then she, like, did she, like, 10 years later, Roseman did fuck.
And he said that he totally regretted it and that he hated every second of it or some shit.
But either way, that, that whole situation was fucked up just because of the fact that.
You didn't even let me finish.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I explained this.
She did him really dirty.
So she checked into the Airbnb audit or whatever.
I'm texting her the first night.
She never texted me back.
The next night, she goes to the Drake Future,
Summer 16th or...
In her, defense, that's a great concert to go.
Great content.
Basically, she just never hit me back the entire weekend
and then tried to be like, oh, I'm sorry, like, blah, blah, blah.
And people always ask me the question,
like, why didn't you just pull up to the Airbnb?
And I was like, because I'm not...
You didn't go back to the Airbnb?
to do it alone?
What am I going to do?
Pull up and just be like, bitch.
Bitch, get out.
Yeah, you paid for it.
I thought she didn't stay there.
No, she stayed.
I'm pretty sure she stayed there.
You should show it up in the middle of the night.
I was trying to sleep and just freak out.
I don't know over there.
I would have to say, bitch.
You got to keep it players.
You got out.
Josh was blatantly trying to get that blunt back.
By the way, look at him standing there all paranoid and shit.
I'm not even going to ask for it because I was going to smoke half of it.
You got to act like, you got to keep a player.
Like, you don't even give a fuck.
Like, man.
Not if you paid for it.
Airbnb.
But why do you need the Airbnb to like, like, how are you going to stay in there?
Like, you can just stay at the crib.
There's no point of having the Airbnb unless you've got the girl.
If the bitch is not hitting me back, I'm not about to just go pull up and assert
myself into the situation.
Bro, you paid for the Airbnb.
I would definitely be wondering why she didn't hit me back though.
I would just at least pull up.
I'm not pulling.
I'm like, this nigga's lame.
This nigga's lame.
My worst name is.
But when she stops responding to you, what do you do?
Do you call her and flip the fuck out and screaming her or?
No, I just call her.
No.
I get you, though, because I would have probably left them alone too.
I get you.
I would have a few times.
But once I noticed that she wasn't answering them like, fuck this bitch, fuck that Airbnb.
I went to kick them.
I did go kick it with some other bitch that night.
At their crib, though.
And you know what you should have did?
You should have bought all the girls from the party and bought it to the Airbnb.
Since the bitch don't want to sit there.
That would have been fired.
We're having a party.
That would have been fired.
It would have been a party for the fucking goth money show that you were presumably at that night.
Turn the air being beat to the after spot.
And you know that would have been?
At the session all the water boys fucking wearout show.
She would have seen you with all the other girls in here.
And she'd have been like, you know what?
I just know I brought some other bitches probably back to Adam's house that same night.
Oh, man.
My house used to be the cesspool right there.
I fucked so.
I fucked this girl.
I never been invited.
I fucked this girl on his couch.
A lot of time ago.
I fucked this girl on his couch one time.
She started crying about the SoundCloud rapper as we were fucking.
Why?
She just like, he just did me so wrong.
She starts crying.
You kept going.
You start hitting a little slower?
Slow down.
I'm like, damn.
That's fucked down.
You guys are out of pocket.
What a bad guy.
You're all.
She's crying while you're doing it.
I just thought of so many funny rappers
to just like guess it.
I'm not going to say any of them
because I want to do you like that.
You're probably right.
About everyone.
Damn, that's harsh.
No, we were watching a pee-p-cocaine video.
Oh, I showed him the pee-p-cocaine video
right after.
And I said, I guarantee you fucked a bunch of girls
in this video.
And we put the video on.
He's like, you did?
Oh my God.
I know all these girls.
I swear to God.
One of the girls.
I can't even say this.
Don't do it.
She ate a turd?
No, but I had...
Camel turd?
No, just...
I knew, I knew like multiple girls in the video.
I was like, God damn it.
You're right out.
I just knew that was your demo.
You bought another Airbnb.
No.
Bring them to Airbnb.
Buy them an Airbnb?
Why not?
Come on.
They'll love it.
Never happen again.
But if any girl wants to, like,
DM me and, like, help me get over it.
I'm still sad about it.
DM me and fly me out.
So you don't have any girl that you're currently targeting for a full term?
I'm definitely not letting you know any of that.
You're the last thing.
We're going to dissect their social media on this podcast.
We're going to talk about them for six months.
Last time I did that Adam fucked her and then got me and then the last time I did that
Adam fucked her and then I had a whole other bitch and fans would still come up to me like,
hey, so what's up with that, that girl?
Then my girl at the time got hell of mad because niggas are coming up to me asking about
other bitches, you feel me?
Why did you do that?
What's how I got them back?
She came on to me.
You did.
That's not what I heard.
If she came on to him, then it's different.
That's not what I heard.
I'm going to be honest.
Was it like your girl?
It was a girl you got a weird, irrational crush on.
And then like,
random girl from Twitter.
She just like randomly.
Did you like her though?
At the time, yeah.
It was kind of more like,
but he wasn't like actually fucking with her or whatever.
And she just sort of like threw herself at me one night and I just went for it.
But then he showed up part way through.
I didn't even get to finish.
She told me to come.
You hopped in?
I don't.
I don't know.
I didn't even get to finish or anything because he just shows up at the crib.
And I'm like,
uh,
you should have camp going.
You know that awkward feeling when you just were having sex
and you were trying to act like you weren't just having sex?
And then she came down wearing his hoodie.
And I was like,
oh, that's a dead giveaway.
She said,
kind of.
A low key.
Keep a G.
I'm going to keep a G real.
She admitted it to you like a week later.
No,
he admitted it,
but that's what he did.
I don't think I admitted.
I think she admitted.
No,
I'm going to tell you.
I'll tell you.
I remember this.
I remember this vividly.
So listen.
The bitch.
Okay,
I'm going to be honest,
the bitch was drunk as fuck.
So I took her in on the couch.
I sleep with her on the couch, all that.
She wakes up in the morning.
After, though.
Listen, listen, I'm supposed to be meeting her at the crib, right?
You slept on the couch with her?
Yes.
This is a cold story.
Jeez.
Listen.
So we all, everybody used to kick in at Adams house.
So I'm like, yo, meet me at Adams crib.
I took forever to come because I was with Warha.
The Warhol was getting topped off.
Warhol was getting topped off by his random bitch at the other homies, Airbnb.
be that's hot so but he was coming with me to your house so then we leave finally after he gets
stopped we go to adam's house i get there adam the door's locked first of all the doors never
locked so i'm like why is the door locked and then adam comes out on a big eye they go what's up
weird i'm like i'm like i'm like yo wasn't just having sex no listen i'm like yo i'm like yo is
blah blah blah blah and her friends still here he was like oh yeah like they left or some
shit or like i think he said the friends left or something i don't know
And then Shorty, he just comes down the stairs, like, oh, he-housy.
With his hoodie on.
I'm like, O-S-S hoodie.
Like, okay.
This is why I'm in a relationship now.
I'm in a relationship now.
No, I can't do something like.
No, listen, no.
No, listen.
In my head, I'm like, it ain't true yet.
It ain't true yet.
Not yet.
Listen, listen.
It's already done.
Listen, listen, I didn't know.
Listen, in my head in the morning, we wake up, she leaves.
I go upstairs to smoke a blem with this, nigga.
As soon as I sit down in the chair, he's like, you know, I fucked last night.
I'm right of myself out right away and I was like that is the right thing to do that but it was like I knew it but he he confirmed it for sure what's like my cinnamon apple
bagel no bagel no just know she was a random thought and she just knows someone's making a bagel animated thing and it looks very good wow yeah just could be episode too right here I didn't know anything about this story and I heard it and it just made me look at you as a different person bro I can't believe
got dinner on purpose.
You did.
You did.
You're a dog killer.
I just know you as such like a good guy that would not anymore.
That would fucking.
The AD I know in love was a swirmed out of the way, jumped out like Superman and saved the dog.
I can't believe this.
R.
RP Bagle in the chat.
RIP Bagle, man.
RIP Cam Girl.
RIP bagel.
Relax.
Is that wrong?
No.
Yeah.
You got that.
Not like that.
Too soon.
I miss her.
All right.
How about choose different wording?
Like, you know.
End of an Eric Camgirl
R-I-B-Bangle
Just know
That's fucked up
I gotta go by some subs on a stream
Man I'm trying to fucking cushion the blow
With this whole thing
Just know
I feel like that was cool
We are cool
Like we are cool
I just still
I just feel kind of weird
You know
It's like fucking
It's just
I don't know
I'm a little emotion
I'm trying to allow myself
To be more emotional
Because that's family to you
Trying to feel something
That's a fact
That's family to you
I really
Because I just feel like she
Had my bag for so long
You know
That's how I feel
about you
and people were like, why don't you still work there?
And people are shit like that.
So why didn't you all motherfuckers talk?
I tried to make them talk.
We talked.
But I'm saying like, if you guys feel a certain way about that.
But if she's saying she was going to leave anyway, this was inevitable to happen.
That's why I think it was sort of like it was.
It was no purpose of turning.
It just seemed like it was going in that direction.
For sure.
It was definitely.
It definitely was.
Like Vell's waves.
They're going on one direction.
Hey.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I thought he's from the bag of me right now.
I was like, here we go.
He used to think he was the wave king.
Now he's the hair dye king.
Oh no, I still got baby waves under there.
Oh yeah, you're spinning.
How do you make it?
Man, that shit crazy.
I just wake up and brush them.
I was doing that until I got fucking hair tattoos
and I said, I don't care anymore.
I know, I need to get.
You used to be a wave guy?
Yeah.
That's hard.
Just know I'm coming with the waves and the head tattoo.
The die.
I might have to come.
back the dye waves and hair tat
and head tat all of you consider the
wave god of L.A. at this moment
of L.A. Justin Combs?
Gwobdad. The way of
God got probably Christian Coles, Mike. Did everybody let
their fucking waves go
as soon as COVID hit? Did the waves
die with COVID? No, you're wolfing. You're
wolfing right now. Wolfing is when you're
still brushing, you wear a wave cap and you let
it like kind of marinate like
a like a turkey and slowdown.
You don't cut it. You don't cut it.
You don't cut it. You keep training it. You keep
brushing it you keep getting the pattern now and
so then by the time you go get a haircut
it's just like, whoosh, tsunami
just knocking everything over.
Sir, bro.
I bought one of these $40 brushes.
What they go?
Yeah, I got the $25.
It's a Torino.
The Torino.
Don't let the prices fool you, bro,
because I've had my shit busing off of
I actually.
You crack the egg on your head?
I'm bringing the waves back, actually.
Thank you for reminding you.
Bring that style back.
Crack an egg on your head before you go to the function
and then just like walk around with the goop on your head.
No, that's literally like a old
method. They said you crack an egg on your head and it's supposed to like with
texturizer or something that gives you just waves. I never heard of that's how Brian
Pumper thought that up. Can I read the first he was trying to give a girl waves?
Can I read two crazy texts that I got today? Yes. One of them I just got right now says
I've low-keeping napping all day. This girl squirted in my eye yesterday and it was all red
this morning so I didn't shoot. That was one. Okay. Wow. Now let me read this other
story that I don't even know if I should even say this. What the fuck you got your phone?
Pink guy from Squirt.
I think he handed over one phone and then he came back with another phone.
Okay, look.
And I'm not even allowed to smoke a sick.
Let me just read this question, please.
Read it, yeah.
Okay.
This girl texted me and says,
remember that one time we met the guy that sold ODB the sack that killed him?
That's what I wanted to say earlier.
What?
You know the guy too?
No.
He heard me read his text off earlier.
Oh, what?
That was inappropriate to bring up.
So what?
You dealt with a drug dealer?
I don't know.
Was this claim to fame?
I don't know.
I don't even know who this person is.
What did ODB die off of?
I don't remember.
I don't know.
That's fucked.
Why was someone texting?
That's an insane claim to fame as a fucking drug dealer right there.
Oh, my mama.
I'm like, I don't even know who number this is.
If I was a drug dealer selling deadly drugs, I'd probably try to take the famous people who had died as a result of my product and like keep it low key.
That's just me.
So we're going to talk about these shoes or they have to send them to set up people.
Just know they were supposed to be here December 6.
I was gonna ship them out from our fulfillment sitter
shit COVID shit bro COVID is literally fucking up
everything for everyone is fucking crazy
Really my homie my homie from Nike got fired too
He was like my plug that's getting me shit early
Sending me shit for free now I'm got a Nike plug no more
No man I can get guns like that no more
It's crazy long as my homie from Best Buy
He's still there and I'm of all good hey best buy I might be shutting down too huh
Please please no they don't please no
Okay I can go
I was gonna ask you guys if you ever thought about having an afro.
I had an a afro.
I had a afro.
How big?
Every nigga.
Seventh grade.
For real?
I definitely had a frow.
I never had a frayed.
Just why.
I just think it's so sick.
It's always like the one hairstyle that white people will look at and be like, damn, that would be so cool to have that hair.
Why do you have a pig too?
Yeah, Jewish people and fucking gingers and shit.
Yeah, ginger's pretty much exclusively as far as I'm concerned.
Yeah, they're froze.
They got nigger froze.
What?
For sure.
Is there anything like that with white people though that you guys look at it?
Like damn, I wish I could do that.
No.
I'd be so tight.
No, not really.
Not really.
I wish I could get some color.
I don't look at it.
I wish I could tan.
I wish I could sing like Adam Levine.
You don't have to be white to sing like.
Some of the greatest singers in all the time are black to state the obvious.
They are about I want to sing like Adam Levine.
There's nobody who sings exactly like him in the black world.
I just don't understand why you analyze everything by race so much.
I'm trying to be down.
Because, man.
I'm trying to figure out how I can fit in, you know?
This is exactly what Camgirl is talking about.
She was saying they happen in a Korean disinpected.
Jesus Christ.
I wonder to what extent the Camgirl fans are angry versus, like, all right with it in the chat.
I'm actually going to rewatch.
The chat is toxic, though, dude.
So I don't even, like, I feel like even if they said one thing and they probably meant another thing.
I'm going to be honest with you.
You think they're out here misleading us?
Yes.
Sometimes for sure.
I love the chat.
Fuck the fans.
The chat does the chat.
The chat roast you to death.
The YouTube comments are better than the chat.
They do.
They roast me a lot.
The YouTube comments are usually, like, makes you, like, reflect on the show
or, like, people that actually watch the show and shit.
People in the chat are just in there spamming crazy shit.
You're asking for it right now.
I know, I really am.
RIP house phone.
They're ripping me a new app.
Not because, you know why?
It's because I'm riding for my home girl, Camgirl.
And I know they're in the chat talking shit right now.
So chat y'all niggas better relax
But shout out to the chat though
I look at you're about to be on my head
I hear R.P. Bagel every day in my life now
Bro, because you kill the dog
I know what I'm not done that
The AD I know would have not done that
Would you never have a larynx where you're like smoking on bagel?
No but I feel like now I have to have a tisha
You know what's funny now
It was funny because I asked
I asked I was like how did
I was like how did he know the dog's name was bagel
And it was like because he got out
And looked at the tag
No I just made this shit up telling the story
No, but then somebody else said that the lady was so distraught when you hit the dog.
She was like, oh my God, thank you.
Oh, see?
I keep hearing the story.
She's told me you told the story wrong.
We've invented our own version of the story.
Fuck your story.
This is how.
I'm adding to your story.
It's a woman.
This is how Jesus became white.
White people started telling the story and this made him.
That's why you should have filmed it.
I wish we're on Instagram live when this happens so you could be famous for killing that dog.
Oh, my God.
You killed the dog?
Ha, ha.
Is that what we're talking about this whole time?
Yes, he ran a dog over and killed him.
You body, you body Chico, my nigga?
This nigga Bill looked at me with so much.
That's fucked up.
This is like when I met Banksy and nobody
believed me.
I still don't believe that.
Yo, I'll admit, though, that rappers always be having lyrics
about, like, shooting at, like, your car,
even though the kid is in it and shit.
Now that I got baby, like, every time it's just like spurs,
like a whole train of thought of like,
oh, man, that's a fuck, though.
They shouldn't have joked about that.
That's fucking crazy.
You know, like, now I got a baby.
It does kind of, like, hit a little different.
Even though I respect the Rio, you know, gee, like, this is what he does.
He makes offensive jokes on tracks.
Like, this nigga Rio said if he survived his face shot, blow the hospital up.
So fire.
That's hard.
No, he said, he said it's not, it's not Mac, but I beat my bitch face.
Yeah, exactly.
When I brought that up to him, he was like, imagine how my girl feels.
Like, think about it.
Like, people hit her up all the time asking if I beat her and shit.
I'm like, damn.
That's crazy.
When I asked about that, I just couldn't, I started thinking about it.
I wonder how my first baby mama felt about some of the things I've said on these podcasts.
What did you say?
Well, some crazy shit.
I said some crazy shit a bunch of times.
And then I've seen her and she's like, I just want you to help me make a podcast.
Yeah, I need your ex, your old baby mama.
That's what she said.
What's an old baby mama?
What's an old baby mama?
What's an old baby mama?
A girl that he had a baby mama?
12 years. How you baby mama just get old?
No, it's just old baby mama as opposed
to it. Not the newer one. He got
a new one now. So it's the 2020
baby mama.
The new one.
The new one. The new one. It's a slightly different.
Highville.
Highville is different.
He cares about
animals. Hey. I do.
He cares about baby mamas. You don't
want her to be called old.
Don't call her old. Okay. How about that
though? Would you do an episode of the podcast
with your baby mama? Yeah. With
And your current baby mom.
Yes.
And me.
And I can just say, whatever I want.
Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry.
No, because he gets,
everybody wants to sit there?
So what size is Adie's dick?
Oh,
that's a lot.
Josh, take a note for me.
I want to ask that.
No, we're not doing this.
He's going to be like, so, so did you, uh...
I'm blowing this.
So you ever let Brian bumper hit?
What was it like versus AD?
Oh, my.
That's my first one.
Yeah, this is not a great idea.
Do you think your baby mom is ever hooked up with Brian Bumber now?
Well, what the, what the, what?
Would you be super upset if you found out right now that they did?
Why would I care?
If I found out my girlfriend,
Brian Palmer,
I'd be so mad right now.
I would be hairy.
You let me make a whole video about him
and you didn't mention it?
Fucked up.
I would be more hurt if it was like
Uri or somebody.
Oh, wow.
Really?
This is what you like?
And Yuri kept a low kid.
I'll be shocked.
I feel you, bro.
Because it's like,
you've been smiling in my face
this whole time.
This whole time.
Meanwhile, you fuck the Russian kid.
You fucked the Russian?
No, he's gonna say that to
Yuri.
You've been smiling my face this whole time.
I feel bad for Yuri because somebody's
trying to get him to start a
I'm having to see you with glasses off in a so long.
He's starting an only fan's account where he fucks all the different foods.
What did I say here, Josh?
Oh, go ahead.
He's fucking orange, a turkey, he's going to fuck a club sandwich.
Apparently I said something bad.
How do you fucking club sandwich?
Josh wants to play it, I guess.
This is for Valve.
Oh, this is you telling the bagel tail?
Yeah.
Yeah, let me hear this.
It took all the way for episode 50 to episode 4 for you to
Tell us.
I got to hear this.
We can't hear it.
Yeah.
Shout out to my show.
You guys watching.
They say you reversed back on the highway.
You hit bag on there.
What?
Listen to the store.
You jerked with that nigga?
Oh, look.
Felt that nigga bones like,
yo,
I was like,
can I'm chill?
Why are you?
It's done.
He's obviously done.
He's obviously done.
You never get a pet of sponsorship talking like that.
No,
the nigg is done.
He's done.
He's done.
Don't up.
What you're hit?
Oh, no.
I feel so fucking bad.
I feel bad.
This is like a Vlad flashback.
I hold it down.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm in my neighborhood.
You know what I'm saying?
I can drive around.
I think I own the motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm driving with my homie chop.
You know what I mean?
We're riding around.
Driving with the chop.
They got a lot of speed bumps and shit.
You feel me?
So you know, you're driving.
You're a speed bump and shit like that.
So I'm driving in the hood.
And I see a fucking.
little girl like on a scooter or something like and she's on a sidewalk but you know as I'm
approaching I'm driving I see an old man like this he's like he's like like stop so I'm like I kind of like
like swerve and I try to stop and I felt like a boop-boop under my shit I thought it was a speed
bump all right now this ain't funny it's not funny right now these is funny this is one
this is what is the worst time now we smoke on poop
So look, I fucking felt it.
I thought it was a speed bump.
And the old man was like, no!
I fucking ran over the girl's puppy.
Not.
I tried to swerve because I thought I was going to hit the little girl.
The puppy was under the, the puppy was right there.
Like, eyes bulging out and all that.
I felt so.
Wait, you saw it?
You looked?
I swear.
He's like this.
No.
You're so lucky we didn't clip this.
A.D. talks about killing.
He grabs the fucking puppy.
Then the little girl gets off her scooter and she comes and she's like, no.
I forgot the dog's name.
Let's call him bagel.
She's like, no, bagel.
And I'm just sitting there like this.
I'm like, I'm serious.
I'm like, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're watching this right now.
You need to watch at the end of the day tomorrow.
This is proof of concept.
It's okay.
It was at your fog.
And I'm sitting there looking.
He looks like a fat Tory lens.
I feel.
I'm feeling bad.
The nigg.
Picks up the dog and walking with the girl the girl's staked it.
Oh, no, fuck up.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Before I was, before I did, before.
And I get in the car, I'm driving like, and my homie look at me, he's like,
you should feel real bad about yourself.
I was like, oh, no, no.
Wait, you had a passenger this time.
He watched me.
You did this like, because were you being like a negligent, a negligent driver?
I definitely was like, it's my hood.
It's my neighborhood.
I'm driving around like I own the shit.
But what?
You're driving in like a low rider.
Like music blasting.
Your arm out the window.
Music is definitely blasting.
You feel me?
If you ask me, if you're listening to music and you kill a dog, it's your fault.
You shouldn't have been listening to the music.
You should have been watching out for dogs.
Look, in Compton, they have a lot of speed bumps on streets.
You know what I'm saying?
So if you run over a speed bump, you're used to just feeling something getting ran over.
So when I ran over the dog, it felt like a speed bump.
City of Compton.
So you hit four dogs.
Four, no, it won.
We killed dogs.
Because it's speedbunk, you know, the whole car.
You know what he used to do?
It was just one side of the car.
Like something.
So one thing I used to do in the hood.
I used to, I had a little bucket before I right.
He said this the other day, we all thought he was talking about having a bucket.
Because, like, the way he said it was so casual that we didn't think he was talking about a car.
He didn't know bucket.
They thought they had like a pet bucket.
Then I'm bringing around in this shit.
But I used to wake up like four or five in the morning,
and I used to just hit people's trash cans when they would put them on the street with the car.
You used to wake up at 4 in the morning to do this.
So you was a little nigga on a Friday on the bike that would kick the trash cans out.
But I had my car.
And I was letting the shit fly.
Like, boom.
You smashed mailboxes with a bat?
No.
That was kind of the thing.
When I was in high school, that was the thing.
And then I have a home girl.
She's like from like the south.
She told me they do something called cowtip.
You heard of that?
You just knock a cow.
I just knock a cow.
I just push a cow when they're sleeping over.
I'm down,
bro.
They sleep getting up.
You just push them over.
Think about how heavy a cow is
and how fucking helpless it would be
getting pushed over like that.
I'm not some crazy animal rights guy,
but damn, that stands out to me.
I hope whoever does that,
the cow falls on them.
You ever tip a car?
Me.
You ever hop in a riot?
Tip a car after a sporting event?
No.
None of us are white.
I mean, people do this.
It's a thing.
White people.
Oh, God, white.
They were doing it in the Boston
after the fucking Red Sox finally won a shit.
Yeah, I wasn't around.
I was already gone by him.
I can tell you about my homeboy.
Shout to my homie P. Money, right?
Same block that bagel got RIP.
RIP bagel got RIP.
RIP bagel block.
My home boy, I'm in the car with him.
Another one of our homeboys is throwing oranges at the car, right?
The windows is up.
My home boy is not watching and ducking like the oranges can hit him.
And he doesn't pay attention and flips the fucking car over, bro.
Because somebody was throwing oranges.
Bro.
God damn.
Wishieri was there.
In hindsight.
You would have popped out with a boner, popped all of the oranges would all gravitated to his dick.
All the homies on the block, we like turned the car back over.
Wow.
That's fucked.
Car tipping.
Could we talk about young Miami having that pregnant pussy?
Yeah.
I agree with it 100%.
You love the pregnant pussy?
For sure.
It's the best pussy ever.
Really?
I mean, don't you feel this better once it's pregnant?
Well, I'll say that it's hard for me to judge because she made me start fucking her with coconut oil instead of spit because she was like...
I'm fucking oil all the time.
I know, but it feels so good.
You got to use a coconut oil to massage the bitch and then you get to the pussy.
Bro, the coconut oil makes me nut way too fast.
I don't know that.
I ain't know that.
Sometimes you can't do that because it's...
Bro, coconut oil and a rhino.
That's his recipe.
Listen.
You use the coconut oil to give her a full body to side.
That's what I'm going to treat my girl.
Hey, babe.
Babe.
You hear this shit, babe?
I know you hear this shit.
Once my girl's back to fucking in a couple weeks, I'm going to get the butter.
Get the butter.
Get the oil ready.
She gets the coconut oil and she just strokes your shit down and then you're ready to go.
Oh, it's bad.
It feels way too good.
Slipping the slide.
It's hotter.
It's hotter than your dick could ever get on its own.
For some reason, it feels so warm.
I don't know what it is about the coconut oil.
And you have to get organic, make sure.
That's a fact.
You can't get the time you cook with.
You got to get real, real coconut oil.
Is there a difference?
There's like, there's like, there's like,
this is important for our fans to know because they don't have to
virgin, organic coconut oil.
Really? Yeah.
Because they have coconut oil shit like products that are like for your hair and shit too
that are just for your hair.
Don't put it on your dick.
No, like get the regular like real coconut oil.
Damn, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
That's lit.
It should be like kind of like thick.
And then if you leave it out in the same.
in the sun, it'll get like...
What else should we try fucking with?
ketchup?
Oh, my God.
I gotta take a piss.
I love honey mustard.
I love honey mustard.
But on your dick, I don't know.
Make a dick you burn, probably.
I just use essential oils to run.
Because like...
Maybe tequila.
I just go...
Yes.
That's hot.
My move is to always give them a massage.
Like, yo, baby, you want a massage?
That's the...
Massage.
They used to be like that.
I know, but...
They used to.
They don't fall for the massage anymore.
I mean, but see, that's why.
My bitch is like getting massages.
That's why you book an Airbnb.
You take them to a nice
A nice dinner
Air C&C
You feel me?
C&C
And you have to add some ahead of time
You stay with me tonight
You're gonna get your answer right there
But just know
I don't have to stay with me
Play with me
And didn't lay with me
But don't want to let me
But won't let me lay the deed
Why was she holding out?
I don't know
She had a boyfriend in prison
No
This just happened to me kind of recently
I don't want to talk about it
But see you should
But that's why you should be transparent
No I got the top
Off Rip
Oh that's going to do
No no but I was there for
couple days.
You got top
The first night
I got the top and that was it.
I wouldn't be as mad.
I'd be like, well,
I guess you don't like me
why I like you?
I'd be like,
throw baby!
If you got the top one time,
like you got the top
the first night you got there,
maybe her push thanks.
You can think about that.
Maybe she's on the rabbiage
and she had SED.
I didn't even get the top again
after that one time.
What?
Two other days.
Couldn't get re-topped?
Man, I barely got it.
You got your oil.
You should have pulled up
with a coconut oil?
You never would have had this problem.
Man, listen, just no
Or you get bad massages
That's what I'm taking from this story
This wasn't a massage one
This was just random
This one I don't got it
You get a massage to the bitches you like
I'm gonna give my girl a foot rub when I go home
You don't give massage the bitches you like
What? I do what?
You give them to everyone
You're just out here handing on massages to random
No, I'm just saying I know people who
They get drunk and they just rub feet and do other things
Yeah, but you hang out with the Illuminati of Hip Hop
With all these rich ass R&B singers
Yeah, who'd be like
weird-ass shit.
That's who you hang out with, so they be doing weird shit.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
Maybe shit, no.
It's not fucking true.
O-T.
I don't want to talk about it no more.
O-T's too rich.
That's why I can't hang out around him,
because I assume that he's so rich that he's probably got some weird shit.
He'd be rubbing feet and all that stuff, you know?
I'd be rubbing feet, but I mean, he'd probably be doing it like.
I like rubbing feet.
Yeah?
O.T.
ever rub a foot in front of you?
What's his weird fetus that you've had to witness?
Nothing.
I think you're going to cry.
We're not bros like that.
He's going to crippwop on you next time you see you like.
He's going to cry of my grave, yeah.
Oh, do you think O.T. are you going to kill me?
Yes.
No.
He's like, this white boy's taking up too much of 80's time.
What did I see O.T said about you on his story the other day?
Oh, he's not his friend.
He just wants to use him.
He said he's not my friend. He just eats food.
Yes, he's just using him for free food and shit.
But I said, he's not my friend.
He just steals gift cards from me.
Wait, what did that happen?
No, we're just joking.
Oh.
I'm trying to figure out.
And then my home boy, shout out.
Omar from Habibis from the wire.
No, he's from our like popping hookah spot out here.
Oh, the beep, bro.
Abibis, come on.
Do they have any hookah pipes?
We probably can get one.
You imagine if we had that shit right here?
Pause.
We got to get it.
We all be lightheaded as fuck.
Just fucking.
Omar said I was a blessing.
I heard they was charging out the ass for tables.
My nigga, we used to go two, three times a week.
It's very expensive.
I'm talking about during.
You run into some nice ladies.
They got to go on here through COVID.
That's what I'm saying.
I heard they were charging crazy.
some girls with the hookah spot.
There's me and all the bad
bitches of my life.
See, this is a whole thing
I never missed on in my life.
I never went to a hookah spot.
I never got a girl over with.
You know how I knew Chrome Hearts
was over with?
These bitches invited me to
Habibi.
Did you say there was 30 dudes
with the same hat?
Bro, not even just the same hat
with the same hat.
It was like they all went,
like they were all in town
in L.A. for one day
and they all went.
See, but it's different tiers
of Habibis.
This is a crazy night.
Wait, you get there.
The outside tables is like
tier one then you have the little lower tables inside you have a little section then you go to the top
you have the whole room play whatever music you want and then they have the back room if you really want
to spend some money and ball out really what do you spend money what happens you got bitches coming through
you got private room you can play your own music you'll fuck you in the ass no bro you didn't
chrome ass on what's story now you're gonna give you a chrome ass you a chrome ass you know she should do she should
do Chrome as
Chromeaz
I will admit that I
kind of like hope that her music career doesn't work
out so we can see her doing full blown porn in the very
near future.
That's a lot of the same thing to say.
Okay fine. I hope her music career does well
and then she wanted to do both if she wanted to do that.
But she doesn't want it. She's like trying to protect her music career by not
doing porn. I'm like no, just do porn. Did you ask her
did you ask her about dissent and make the stallion? Yeah.
What did she say? Why were they into it?
Did Megan say something back to her?
I was asking her. I was like, did Tori tell you
to make that song?
Yo.
That's what I said.
I was asking her if she let Tori hit
I asked everything
You asked her about the chain
You know he has no chill
That's why she did it
Is because she thought that lyric
Was it not about her?
She figured out later
There was actually Kelsey Nicole
Who allegedly got her chain took
And she didn't give a fuck
She dropped the song
So that's why she did this song
That's why she dissed her
Marcus the stallion
Wow
I thought that it was about her too
I was trying to get it
To show some humanity
And apologize for saying
That Meg was a man
I'm like why did you say that
She's like she's all big
She looked like a man
I haven't seen the TV
It was pretty foul
She's a wild one
When is it coming out?
Probably early next week
If I had to guess
I'll league it later y'all
She looks so good though
God damn
Whatever
You said whatever
Shout out to everybody
I feel like
I gotta take another piss
I feel like we're after
The two hours
We did
Are you drunk
We did our two hours
No
I haven't never seen you
I haven't seen you drink
In a long time
I only have three
fucking white claws
If I drink another one
I'll probably be lit
You think I'm wasted
It's Josh Cid
Josh, you never seen me wasted.
Me and Josh actually got wasted in Florida
back in the day together one time.
Why?
I don't know.
I never seen Josh.
We were on vacation and it was like nothing to do,
so we got fucking shit-faced.
No, when we drank with fucking Eliza and Selena,
when I did that podcast with him,
I got pretty drunk.
Selena is the biggest lightweight ever.
She gets fucking annihilated up like a shot.
Fuck, I've never been in the same room as her.
Yeah, he's really trying to avoid it, too.
I mean, you...
I'm cool with her now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jump her into the crypt, then.
She might call a police on me.
That'll be my new setup, girls.
Ooh, damn.
I'm about them.
I thought about making the stand.
I could have seen her doing that.
They're going to get both the art kills.
Promaz brought up Selena Powell,
so we're going to see if they get a beef going after that.
I buried the hatchet with her.
Shut out of Liza.
You ought to bury the hatchet and Kromaz.
I'll talk to Eliza all the time.
Bro, the fans be trying,
the fans be, like, DM and her,
like, I think when house phone should really be together.
He really likes you.
And she would do it, too.
And she'd be sending me the screenststron.
I want to see the Eliza booty in real life now.
No, me too.
I'm trying to get her to do my little porno thing.
You're taking too long to get in there.
With whoever.
You don't want to.
She don't want to have to put you in a friend zone, though.
You got to cop that.
It's racist now.
Drop the 16K for her vagina.
Just know?
Get your little baby on.
Just know if she buys me Chrome Hearts and flies me out and a G-Wagon.
Breaking Hearts with a chrome heart, sweat around.
I'll give you some rhinos.
No, no, Blue Shoes.
We have to Blue Shoes fucking right now.
are dope.
Blue cheese and blue chew.
I've done ads for Blue Choo.
That's all I should probably do
instead of a gas station.
Give me some fucking Blue Shoes there.
I'm a holler at him
because my girls
got like another two,
three weeks before I'm allowed
to get in the guts.
Tell them they're putting me
on the cover of Blue Chews.
It's not a,
the cover.
I want to be on the cover of Blue Shoes.
What is the cover?
You see it appeal to me like this?
They don't have a box?
They don't have a box for sure.
I haven't seen that.
Come on.
You see me on a pill like this?
I couldn't imagine
put it some random guy,
rapper guy,
on the box ad.
Like there.
Blue chute.
And I'll do a commercial.
Yo, that's brilliant in marketing.
I can't be this thing
is smoking cigarettes again randomly.
That's not me.
I just found this on the ground.
Dude, you, like...
Cromass gave me this.
Blue chute, blue chute.
She was off the fucking vapeen.
All right.
Appreciate it.
Everybody will be back next week.
What the fuck you're going to have next week?
Yeah.
I'm about to say you never know.
I might get fired.
Hey, y'all watch my show tomorrow.
Hit AD and his DM sending pictures of pasta with him
Photoshop on top of it.
Please.
And eggplan emoji.
Send a pitch zero.
Don't do that.
Shout out everybody.
Gang gang.
