No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 74

Episode Date: December 23, 2020

The No Jumper Show hosted by Adam22 Housephone & AD https://www.instagram.com/adam22/ https://www.instagram.com/iitsad/ --- No Jumper News Discord: https://discord.gg/6xaQP9RS3A FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_Jumper/4874336901 FOLLOW OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/529mn7of2HBKdLfrAMUzcK?si=rWVBWCuWSXeh0TFYb2P-dQ CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-jumper/id1001659715?mt=2 Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_Jumper/4874336901 http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/No-Jumper-198283650194402/ http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper Follow Adam22: http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 and adam22hoe on Snapchat Follow AD: http://www.twitter.com/iitsad http://www.instagram.com/iitsad FOLLOW LIL HOUSE PHONE https://instagram.com/lilhousephone #NoJumper #Live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You guys want to start off by improvising a verse together and then age you can put it on his next project? No. No? Fuck you. You're not down to like. No free sense. You're not down to like work together as a group to come up with a verse for you. I'd rather we do dance together.

A dance. Like doing TikTok. What if we all became a, okay, I like this idea. Three guys with our shirts off on TikTok doing dances and we're all little chubby. But it's all good. Like the Bernstein Bears. Did they do that? We're brothers.

We're happy and we're singing. We're coming. You don't have a mic. Are we on podcast? You do not have a mic. This is just what we talk about in our free time. Is this really this hoodie so thick that I just can't hear through it? Nope.

These headphones are not on. Mine's on. Yeah, I'm low. Wait, is that one? That's because it's like super low. Oh, there we go. Oh, shit. I'm dope now.

Check, check, check, check. No headphones. Well, we are live, but Yuri is in here. We can just stay live. It's all right. Everybody down and look at Yuri's ass. Thanks a lot, Yuri. Thanks, Yuri.

I want to look at your ass. Happy Cheneupe. Did you watch his fucking, his new podcast with Riley? I did not. I was really intrigued. Check, check, check, check, check, check. We can hear you. It's loud as fuck for you.

Now I can't hear my voice. Yeah, it's loud as fuck for me now. Is it really? Like, I mean, whatever. Why they change the Teddy Grams logo? That's fucking crazy. You're offended? I mean, the teddy grats, like, the niggas animated now.

He didn't used to look like that. Because they got to keep up with the time. No, he got to like the Chuckie Cheese treatment. You know what I'm saying? That's a fact. But what did he look like before? I don't remember. He looked like a bear.

Yeah, it was like a cartoon. Yeah, you're right. You know what a 3D anime is. So depressing. Teddy Graham. All these companies, they have these cool-ass logos and shit from when we were kids and then they just eventually get rid of some bullshit so it'll look more modern and appeal to these stupid-ass new kids.

It was like Chuckie Cheese, my nigga. Like, how you go from like an overweight mouse to anorexic little kid? That's what Chuckie Cheese is now? He looks like a little, he looks like a small, like peripheral. Really? He's little now, bro. Have you had to go to Chuckie Cheese with a kid yet? No, bro.

First of all. Your kid don't know about that yet? Let me tell you something. In the ghetto, Chuckie Cheese is the most ghetto shit ever. You do not take kids to Chuckie Cheese like that. Why? Because, like, you can. There's a lot of other niggas in there.

Yeah. You can. You don't go to the Chuckie Cheese in the Ops hood. Oh, you better not. Of course not. How could you? They have Chuckie cheese fight compilations all the time. Oh, yeah.

I see that shit. It's almost like a bowling alley fade. you know It's like the cheap thing that you can bring your kid to it and have fun so you know everybody in the hood brings their kids there

and then it's just my personal opinion if you fight someone at the Chucky Cheese you are a total scumbbag like you need to have the discretion to be able to walk out

of the Chucky Cheese go fight down the street cross the street whatever you don't fight in an establishment that only exists to entertain children and I know that a lot of people

are thinking like oh this doesn't need to be said I think apparently it doesn't need to be said I've seen a couple of fights there I almost got a fight there before, too. Who are you going to fight? You probably shut up a chicken cheese before.

Why would I shoot up a chicken cheese? Admit it because you don't like what they changed with the costume. Remember that? Remember that the bowling alley by Delama Mall that got shot up? Oh, what was that? Oh, that one got shot up? Yeah, some Nick's got. The one upstairs?

The one upstairs? Nikes died up in there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, no, not that one in the mall. It was like, down the street. Nah, hell no. Lucky strike? No.

Liggas got popped at Lucky Strike? No, that's stupid. You got shut up a bowling alley? I haven't shot anything. I am a. citizen. Why are you trying to... Taxpayer.

Why are you trying to throw my niggas down the bus? Me and AD have discussed how... All the camera, he sees like the other... On camera, he hears other shit. That's all. No, because AD knows what not to say on camera.

So it's fun to try to push him to say things that you shouldn't say on camera even though... I don't actually want you to say... Obviously, if we were doing a live podcast and you were like, yes, I committed a series of murders in the early 90s. I would be like,

AD, don't say that. That's a bad idea. Yeah, live too. I would be very upset. I just assume that you're not going to do that. People don't know. I have two different sides. Oh, I know.

Because one time I heard the bank call and this motherfucker code switch real quick. He's a completely different dude. Hello, yes. This is Armand. How are you doing? Oh, man. I do that all the time.

That's so funny. Got to. Everybody does it a little bit, like, depending on who you're around. But you ever see somebody around their parents and the energy is just like so different. That's how it should be. Or see somebody around that girl

and you never seen them all night before? Yerry. Yerry changes. Where Rale's here. That's so fat. Well, he's less like open about his ridiculous ideas about wanting to have sex with a turkey and shit. Yeah.

But think about it. We know Yuri before he even had a girl. So just imagine that switch of just like being like, just seeing him with a woman is weird to me. Yes, I've seen him with so many men that it's kind of crazy to see him with a woman now. By the way,

Speaking of men, I am a man and I am wearing jeans for Fashion Nova and they feel amazing. And you too can get some Fashion Nova by having it over to Fashionover.com and just getting it in. Just cybershop, bro. Just get on there. Toss it up. Rep your set. Maybe fill out. Put your set in the comments on your order or whatever.

Just let them know where you're from. So fashionover.com. That's all I'm saying. You make a discount code. You need a discount code? I got you, bro. I don't got one for them, but behind the scenes, I'm going to tap you in.

No, I already heard that you have a hard time keeping up with your end of the fashion of a bargain. I'm going to, now I'm going to be good. He got a post, he was supposed to do some posts and he didn't do all the posts. And it wasn't their part, it was my fault. Yeah. But I'm open to negotiations.

This is, this is. You're the one that fucked up. You're the one that you did not come through your side of the deal. You're just that I'm open. All right, so, so is anyone willing to suggest anything interesting that they did this weekend because I was thinking about it earlier and I was kind of coming up dry because honestly

what did you do today? What did I do today? Well I went to Compton with you. Talk about that. You want to hear me and talk about Compton. Okay, we went to Compton in a sprinter van full of toys and hair straighteners and all kinds of stuff and condomas and we hit the streets we went to the Compton courthouse. We gave it out to the people seeing some poor little kids in fucking leg braces and shit you know yeah I was a kid in the leg brace well we don't know we don't know but didn't talk to him no I know we talked

to all the kids they were like little kids that girl was like two and a half yeah they really want to happen to our leg but it was correct the thing that was holding our leg together with fucking huge I couldn't even believe that she was able to walk around I kind of walk I kind of felt bad she had a little walker thing because I thought that it was a toy at first and I didn't notice he had it had a brace oh you know anyway it was it was cool to go do some charity stuff we haven't you know AD letting us know like who got killed at what papa is and shit and I look he was doing shit like that long he loves it it's like he's sightseeing with us but it's mostly bad things it's like yeah this is where

there was a riot this is where so so got shot I came like the Hollywood tour of the go here yeah it's just telling us basically all the menacing ass shit that happened there back in the day and shit shout the royal divas man shout the hollow tips this gonna be that was the first I'm gonna do you know dedicated to my grandma the AD and Mrs. Giles Foundation And it was, you know, the dovest thing about it was he gave out these condomas and, like, the kids were continuing to play with the condomas, bro. One of the kids was a genius and he, like, just wrapped it around the thing mad time. So the string was super short so he could keep getting it on this cut over and over.

But I'm kind of like, you know, respect to you. It's not technically cheating. I didn't tell you not to do that. So we had the horses out too. So this, for me, is funny. This is when, like, a politician, like, stages of photo op so that they can sort of like seem like. like they are like down with the people and everything like when Obama used to do do a speech in Texas and he would just be saying y'all and acting mad country and shit a d code switches up has a bunch of

fucking horses and ponies meet us at the Compton courthouse so that he can just flex that he's now comfortable on a horse he's just hops on the horse he's just strutting around riding around on the horse struck that ass where did this come from like how did you decide to do this um well i I told you, like living in the Compton, bro, you see horses down there every day of your life. So it's not uncommon and stuff. So, you know, shout out to Royal Divas. They called all the plugs and stuff like that, and they pulled it. They pulled up.

And that was dope. See, I thought our single horse riding experience, that was kind of all the horse riding. I feel like I needed for my life. You literally, when we left the horse riding, he was like, man, I want to ride a horse again. And today, I'm like, you want to get on the horse? He's like, no, I'm cool. I'm like, what? Honestly, after we had been at the Compton Courthouse for a couple hours,

I was kind of like feeling low energy and like I really need Starbucks I was too bro Yeah sounds like the last thing I want to do after a long day Right a horse It sounds difficult I rode the horse Trevor rode the horse Trevor did rather

I feel like y'all think he's got energy Adam's old and like wants to go home I walked around the company court I was playing Pokemon Go That was pretty lit right He did he just walks away I'm like he's super comfortable But like what do you

When am I supposed to think is going to happen to me When am I gonna get robbed? You could have got kidnapped Why when someone kidnapped me Because you're Adam 22 Yeah for ransom Somebody was doing with me. Play, put our mixtape on no jumper.

Make Lenin pay their ransom. Real talk. I would kidnap you. I did not have the blame on me, but I have a knife in my pocket. So I had to blame me. I mean, we're going to turn it into London. We're going to get to stab it. I'm going to turn it into London.

To the beated video. Now, was it? If Adam 22 catches a stabbing charge at the Compton Courthouse in the year 2020 of our lord, whatever. That's crazy. Your street credit is going, you. Stabbing. Do not tell this, look, that.

He's going to stabbing. He better not. He better not go stabs. have no random person in the courtroom. Random black person. I'm not going to stab anybody, but he's going to get charged

for a hate crime. If I was going to stab somebody, I would make sure that they were not black. I'd definitely find a white guy. You're going to be at the courthouse like a big of Lanty? You stop that crime there. No, maybe at the common courthouse

I could just wait outside and if somebody is found guilty instead of sending him to jail, they could send them outside to be stabbed by me. And then they could do that instead of sentencing. Who's his guy? They saw her out of the courthouse every night.

This is YouTuber. One of the ladies who were doing the charity for, she asked, like, you know, what's your Instagram? I said, Adam 22, and I was walking away to go play Pokemon going. I just hear her go, he interviewed Jack Harlow? I was like, damn, all right. Damn, Jack Harlow's going crazy.

Jack Harlow is going crazy. I really like that album. I like his album, too. His album's super good. He's so talented dude. He has a lot of... He's been a good rapper, though. He's a very witty.

Guy, like he just has so many, like, funny-ass, like, bars and shit. You ever heard this song? You ever heard this song called Agent Cody Banks by him? I don't think so. That's like an older song, man. Superfire. So you were tapped in early? Remember the movie?

You seen Jack Harlow at him on everything? Basically. Really? No. He hasn't been rapping that long, but... Yeah, that sucks. I know. I miss going to any...

You remember leaving the house? No, you'd leave the house. You probably party this weekend. I'm talking about I miss going out at, like, a event. You miss when going out was a mainstream thing. Now, now leave him. Even the house is underground. Leaving the house is underground.

Like if you go out to strip clubs like you and fucking. I didn't even fucking go this weekend. I still haven't been to some shit like that. I've been to my homie's house and that's it. Really? That's the furthest I've gone. I was looking at Draco and Icewear Vezo in the strip club together with hell of money and bottles. And I was just thinking like, oh my God.

Like that looks so fun. My girl would never allow me to do that until I get vaccinated. So I don't know. Like the vaccine is like, you know. It's just, you're like, hurry up. My girl would rightfully probably be really mad at me, too, if I went to a strip club while she got like a month old baby. Even if I went for a couple hours, she'd probably be pissed. Like, the fuck you, I don't have to lie.

So good. I have to make up something really good. How would you lie? Everyone's going to be, you're at my house. No, everyone's going to be reposting you in the club every five seconds. No, this is how I'm going to lie. I'm going to say it's a music video and I'm playing the strip club owner. This is why I have to be the only white guy there.

That's kind of a, that's kind of a good lie. That's like where I fucking met you at the video today, tying the white guy up. I know, and then that video came out, and I wasn't even in it. I know. I don't know why either. Fucking, it was Greedo or Maxo. I don't know if anybody ever seen that. That's why I met him.

I feel like nobody ever saw that video. Like, I never really heard anybody talk about it or anything. I don't think I ever seen it myself. I saw it, and I was pissed that I actually went there and was in the video and I was fucking barely in it. That's why I used to call you blue eye loke and like your eyes not even blue now. My eyes are blue. That gray blue. They're like gray, bro.

You're changing. You're changing. Even your eyes are great. You're that old. My child got these bright beaming-ass blue eyes. And every day I just staring to them and think about how she looks like me and not her mom and how great that is. I wish I had blue eyes. How great that is.

When you make a baby, you're really like jockeying for ownership via who they look like, you know? Yeah, but you got a long time before. You got a long time, bro. They morph. Yeah, they morph. She's going to morph into both of you guys. It's so weird to think that her head is never not going to be so goddamn round. Because it's like, it's such a little head with big ass cheeks.

And then, like, you know, everybody, like, if you look at our heads, they're like, are. very long and it's just like very weird to imagine her head stretching out i'm looking at everybody's head now what i got a big guy's head yo i'm gonna be honest with you i gained like 20 pounds since covid started and i'm really feeling terrible about it and i really got to get off of the fucking carbs fix my shit up our meal prep guy doesn't have covid anymore so i was thinking about tapping in with him again i still got to wait a week i'm like come on you think you're gonna make way i don't want no COVID in the broccoli oh man no COVID in the broccoli I'll give you a week.

That's how you feel? You're not going to fuck with them for the time being. I need to tap in with this nigga, too, bro. Bro, that shit really has been making a difference for me, bro. Neil preps everything. If you're just eating out, it's almost impossible to eat healthy every day. You turn the cookie down today. That was good.

I did eat one. I was so hungry that I was, like, trying to get hangary, and I don't want to fuck the vibe up by being a dick at the fucking charity event. Start screaming at somebody. Because then I ate a cookie. Stabbing a random person at the court out of it. I ate a cookie. I felt fun.

You're like, you know what I did when I left? You're not the same when you're hungry, you had us. I went to 7-11. I got me a-slurpy. Two hot pockets. Hot pockets. You microwaved them there. No.

I didn't do it at that time. I went home and microwaved it and I had me here a Pediolite. What's the difference between my- Okay, no, one time we was on tour and I was really high. I was off to Zan. I was trying to eat this ice cream. You know, the ice cream is sitting in the A.m. That shit mad hard. Oh, I got the frostbite on it?

Yeah. Microwaved it. And this nicked it. What? They looked at me like, what the fuck is wrong? Ice cream, nigga? It's on a microwave ice cream a little bit, but I'll take a pint of ice cream put it in the microwave for like 15 seconds.

15 seconds. It makes it perfect. You like mushy ice cream? It's not mushy, but it's just. I've never heard this in my life, bro. I only do this when the ice cream is so hard that it's like absolutely. It's been sitting in the A&P for like two months. Like it has the frost fight on there.

Throw that shit away. Throw it away. What are you talking about? I like, I like the fucking Italian ice. I will eat shit like that. But like ice cream. like white ice cream no you're really missing out on missing out on my microwave no fucking ice cream it's not bad you don't just know you don't have to do it

it's just a faster way to get to the process the ice cream is bad because it's cold now it's supposed to be cold it's just sometimes it's too thick you can't even like see but like me in the microwave have a love hey relationship because i have i have an air friar you know what i mean i read these air fire and then my mom's boyfriend you can't air fried i have a microwave he's like the the the fucking uh how you say your mom's boyfriend? My mom's boyfriend has a fucking... Because he's on some mentally chopper shit. He don't have He don't believe in microwaves. Basically he's like

The microwave is fucking bad. I don't know. I don't know by that shit. So he used like a viching oven and stuff like that. I googled it trying to figure out if the microwave really is bad recently and I don't really believe it. What did it say? Basically that is bullshit that there's like not enough radiation or whatever. That's what I was saying. That could actually have any

kind of real effect on you? Well, now I'm going back to the microwave. What happens to you put a hot pocket in the air fryer? I've never done that. You think it's going to get all the way through to the center? I think they're gonna be tasty i haven't really air fried on my own i'll only let my girl do it with chicken that sounds good well you could do salmon he could do steak you could do everything bro right chicken or chicken air friar kid and there i don't even know what it looked like bro air jordan or air jordan air jordan air friar what have you made a sure that it said the air jordan but it said air friar

that's like the fattest shit ever like you just love the air fire that much yeah no that's real that vell's obsessed with it too bro every Everybody got the air fire. Every fat guy. You know, got air fry. They're talking about how it's so healthy for you. That's just how I'm feeling. What did you do this weekend, AD?

You didn't go to the strip club with Vezzo and Draco and them? I was going to go. What the fuck did I do this week? Bro, I'd be getting so lit that I don't be remembering. Happy birthday, Draco, by the way. How about Happy Chinooka? Happy Chinooka. I have no idea what that is.

I have no idea. You have no idea what we're talking about with soon? You never heard about Happy Chinooka? The power shit? No. Smoky Robinson, Smokey Robinson got a cameo, which is where they, you fucking have a script. You know, like, you could buy a cameo right now for Smokey Robinson. I'll say, hello, little house phone.

How do you do? Are you getting pegged off the ketamine? Ha, ha. Like, he's like reading it all robotic and shit because it's like showing him like page by page. And somebody sent him a message, and part of it was Happy Hanukkah. And he's reading it. And he goes, happy Chinooka. I have no idea what that is.

happy Chinooka and it just went viral as fuck right away got like four million views on Twitter I saw he went viral twice this year you know but I think that gang bang and set the stage for happy Chinooka you know like that really like laid it all out for him happy chanuka I have not thought about Smokey Robinson my entire adult life so he's back in a big way yeah exactly I mean I can't see you singing Smokey Robinson period imagine how many four hundred other cameos he's done since this happened that's oh man he's probably running up since I got like four to do right now I bet that if I purchased a camea from Smoky Robinson and wrote happy Chinooka and spelled it

like Chinooka like more like the way that that sounds phonetically that he would then still say Hanukkah and that probably kind of ruined the whole fucking thing for me yeah maybe people are mad at him for that I don't think people are actually angry I think everybody because he he even issued an apology and so that's why that means people were mad then no but like an apology but like he just clarified you No, I'm sorry. I didn't know that spelling. I don't think people were really mad because it was obviously just like a goofy thing.

Like he clearly didn't have any serious ill will towards the Jews. See, it's, but see, the thing is like some people I know. Don't do this today. The German voice. I don't have a German voice. I don't have a German voice. I don't have a German voice. No, but like literally everybody's just like going crazy right now.

So, you know, like the mall by my crib, I go to the Macy's all the fucking time. And I talk to the same white guy. He's cool, super nice. He always talks about shit. He was like, thank you. He gave me this guy and said, he said, thank you for being so kind. He was like, this is the worst experience of me working to Macy's for 40 years. He even working for Macy's for 40 years.

He said, I didn't got cussed out so many times this year, holiday. Yeah. He's like, because of COVID. People are a while. Damn, people are on edge for COVID. Yeah, like, and you know, he's a cool guy. Like, if I see somebody talking to my Macy, homie crazy. Yeah, exactly.

I'm going to be nice to people who are in retail. Yeah, bro. Because that's the shittiest. Like, who the fuck. No, food. No, food industry. Food is way worse. I can see that too.

I mean, not as like a shitty job. You probably actually make all right money and stuff because you get sales fucking percentages and shit like that. But anyway, let's confront Housephone about being absent last week. What did you do? What concoction of drugs do you have to take in order to be passed out and not be able to come last week? I wasn't passed out. I was wide awake.

I tested you like an hour before. You were really sick? Yeah, I just honestly thought that I had COVID all week. I'm going to be honest. But I got tested. I'm good. You did get tested. Yeah, yeah.

But I really. But I really did think that I thought that I had COVID. But to be honest, I had just turned up really hard that weekend before. So by the time it was Monday, I was like, I'll be fine. And then I was still feeling like shit. And then I woke up Tuesday morning and I was like, yeah. I think the fans were very upset and very worried. Really?

Worried. Why worried? They seemed worried. They were like, where's house from? They thought you got fired. They thought you were gone. They thought you were never coming back. I mean, I know I'm here.

If you did, if you never came back, I think they would have been very, very let down. But I mean... I would have had a teddy gram. I'm not the type of nigga to just dip off without saying something. I would say something first, you know? I'm not just going to dip off randomly like that.

I can say you're a shoe company and you're like, I'm not doing this no more. I'm making... I'm making it. He's just nods, yes. I'm like, hmm. He's flat dis-exing everybody. No, anytime you get a big bagger, you got

like a new business thing, you start thinking about all the other things you're doing differently. That's a fact. I mean... Do I want to keep doing that? You know, sometimes I've had that moment where I'm like... I mean, Do I want to listen to motherfuckers' songs for hours on end?

Sometimes at times you'll be like, fuck, I just made a big bag. Maybe I could not do that for a while. But now I'm on schedule, so I just keep going. Sometimes, no, but sometimes it'd be busing, but then sometimes it's like people just be in there and they, I don't know. At least with ours, maybe they'd be waiting for you. Because sometimes with my shit, it's like they'll be in there and they'll be, you know, talking to chat, they don't want to be donating like that. You know what I mean.

It just depends. It really depends. Sometimes it be lit, though. You got to come on a Wednesday, bro. Like, I don't know why they'd be. We didn't even tell him to start donating. He's just start fucking donate. He's turned his into like a pretty good party type vibe here, though.

Yeah, it's crazy because Trevor, what do you say today? He was like, yeah, Wednesdays is today's over here. Look at the shot. We'd be having a shit face. We be having cooks. We get drunk. Yeah. Everybody be here like a fucking party.

I spent the whole weekend off of Edibles. How was that? Slow. Yeah, that sounds like a, you know, it's like, it felt good. I'm afraid to edibles, bro. Yeah. No, that's fun. I see my mom like fall off an edible like pow.

No, I've had the bad edible experiences, but I like got some and I was eating them kind of like slowly. But I had two different bags, right? And it's like a lot of times I feel like when I smoke weed that I can't really tell the difference between like the sativa and the indica right. But these fucking gummies, like one night I ate one and the other night I ate the other. You can tell a difference. And the fucking one made me feel like pretty good and like, you know, kind of lively and shit.

And the other one was just like such a downer that I'm like falling asleep watching TV and fucking 6 p.m. and shit and it was just like such a heavy fucking high in comparison but you know I wasn't mad to yeah that's what edibles do for me I don't like that last a long fucking time where even the next day like 24 hours later you can still kind of feel a little bit a little bit of a yeah you know it's fucked I drank too much weed syrup like that and my stomach was hurting too and that shit the syrup yeah I think man I might have poured it with some real lean too on some extra out shit Weed syrup as well as real lean.

I've never heard anybody mixing that together, but that's fucking disgusting. I mean, that's too much. Yeah, that's bad. I felt like shit just a couple times in my life when somebody gave me some weed lean, which remember when that was like a thing? People were pushing real hard. They thought that was going to be the next fucking big thing. Weed syrup.

I fucking died drinking that a few times. That's what make you feel like shit. I feel like you're way less likely to get an edible these days that it will just fucking rock your whole world. But if you drink that. The legal ones, though, mostly are like, a pretty low milligrams, but these ones that I was eating are like 400 milligrams

so the bag, which is kind of high. It's like a lot of times now the whole bag will be like 100 milligrams which ain't shit. My nigga, I took a whole pack. No, the pint of the weed syrup was like 500 milligrams and shit like that.

Yeah. But it's like, bro, I feel like it might have been like 500 milligrams of lion or something because I poured up in like a deuce and that shit and I was out of... Do you trust these people at all? Yeah, like...

I'm fucking making it. No, but that's the good thing now about being able to go to a fucking legal weed clinic and actually like there's like a push for standardization because you should be able to go get fucking edibles without having to worry about your face falling off by the end of the fucking night

and you're like a 60 year old woman that just wanted to try out weed because she heard about it on a fucking billboard on the highway or some shit she wants to try it out she shouldn't have to worry about like getting a dosage that's completely ridiculous you know that shit should be standardized the same way you don't go buy a fucking beer

and it just turns out that it's like seven beers And one. And you're just like dying. Yeah, facts. I mean, that's what an IPA is, damn near. It is, though. If you went and just got an IPA, you didn't know, you. Well, it was labeled.

Yeah, that shit gets you fucked up. I ate a whole pack of CBD gummies, and I thought it wasn't going to do nothing to me. And I was so fucking sleepy all fucking day. From the CBD really. You did not get, you did not get. CBD makes me sleepy. I never fucked with that. I've taken CBD mad times and never really felt anything.

You don't feel high. What about CBD nugs? Like, this nigg is smoking CBD C. You are a fucking weirdo if you do that shit. I have CBD pre-rolls. I don't know what the point is. That shit is fucking filthy, man. No, it heals you though.

Like, the CBD is good. It's good healing property. You're just smoking a backward full of CBD weed. I don't think I want to know you or know what the fuck you have. I don't know what I'm going to put CBD in the backwood. People do. That's a real. That's the thing.

That's what we're saying. Niggas is smoking CBD nugs. Especially people in like other states and shit. People are like living in fucking Florida. You live in Tampa or some shit and you don't got a weed plug or you're just some idiot and you're out buying fucking. CBD nugs and rolling them up and switchers. It puts you to sleep for real.

That's what I'm saying. I mean, if you say so, I believe you, I guess. Not like high though, you're just like, wow. I'm high as I'm high as far. I had the best fucking sleeper. What the fuck are you smoking? I was smoking in the car on the way over here. Oh, that's what I did this weekend. I did a lot this weekend, actually. I did a lot of shit this weekend. It was my

two of my best homies birthdays. Went to one of their birthday parties. Got super fucked up all the way into the next morning. House phone style. Housephone style. Tell me why. I'm not going to say no names, but these are obviously my white hummies, right?

So. Brad and Chad? I don't leave the house. So it wasn't me. Chad, Chad had Brad's phone. First of all, it's like 10 a.m.

We still up recording, like still drinking. He's up in the stew. That's hard. Yeah. Like, you feel me? Anyway,

so Chad got Brad's phone, right? He takes Brad's phone, post a picture of his bare nut sack on his Instagram, right? Wow. Brad has 300,000 followers, verified like you know like pop in musician and it's like bro you could have got your

like he could have really got his whole page deleted i would have followed him yeah look so look so look yeah right right like what if you what if you would what if you had lost like a hundred trade follow alert don't mention twitter i know anyway so unlikely it happens since you don't have one either but yeah exactly so both been deemed inappropriate for the service they hate black man anyway so uh twitter's trying to take down to black man anyway um so then this nigga this nigga This nigga realizes what's on his story. He's like, yo, bro, like, give my phone back. And this nigga's playing the whole time.

Like, he don't want to, like, get his nigga's phone back. And it's like, yeah, exactly. So they was about to fight. And the other homie had to, like, break it up. But they were just, like, talking about this shit for like an hour. And I'm like, bro, this is the funniest story because you really put your nuts. You know, if a nigga put his bare nuts on my Instagram, bro, we fight. And I'm going to be honest with you.

I had to get over that a long time ago because in probably 2010, I left my phone on the fucking couch and one of my friends, grabs my phone and searches fucking black penis and then just post a picture of like two big black dicks on my fucking Facebook and I got my Facebook shut down for like a day so stupid I'm like yo I'm fucking this is my fucking house like I'm paying the fucking rent on this place you just got my Facebook deleted I'm gonna kill you that's a fade I was so pissed I was so mad because those I just had all these crazy as BMX kids sleeping over the house every day and they just that's like some shit you do when you're like 16 like when you got like 100 followers and it don't matter like that's a lot that's a mom I was all these crazy ass you're sleeping like when you got like 100 followers and it don't matter like that's a mom homeboy did well you know you like the little flash cameras did you have to get developed and shit we had an old one at the house and like my grandma was really like the driveway ones yeah my grandma was really like you know old school with it was gonna get it developed and my homie took a picture with bare-ass and when she developed it she's like whoa that used to be the best fucking joke back in the day because I had a friend who his mom like

his mom was not fucking with one of our other friends because he did the same as I think he took a picture of his nut sack or if if a girl I remember I had some friends like I was like 13 hanging out like 16 year old BMX dudes and they were hanging out with this girl and she went to go get something from the restaurant or some shit and they take her camera and start taking pictures of their dicks I thought I'm younger

than them I thought they were the funniest people on earth I'm like how could you be so brilliant to have thought up this unbelievable joke that nobody has ever thought of in the history of man you guys are the best yeah that's definitely like jackass level humor yeah exactly I do fucking remember what I did this weekend I went to a fucking talk I didn't

I had another toy drive I went to. A drive-thru on, an El Monte. That shit was dope. You did a drive-by at a toy? No, it was a drive-thru. Toy drive. Shout out to my brother, damn, hollow tips. They had me come out.

They had DJ charisma there. DJ charisma. Man, it was dope. They had like, they donated like 50,000 worth of toys. Really? And it was dope toys. It was like guitars and stuff like that. So I was just passing their toys to the people driving by and shit.

So we were giving out mad hula hoops. I know. I was like, I haven't seen a hula hooooing a long time. I was pretty high. Like damn. I was trying to do the Hulu but wasn't working at all. I think if I'm gonna hula hoop I need to have no shirt on so that it can kind of sit above my love handles Okay, okay if you say so if never a little hoops a kid Yeah, but I don't remember who loophing they don't have Hulu hooping and Cripping sorry I was trying to throw it in there just throws a fucking teddy crick

almost yeah damn when's the last time you Hulu hoops never you never been to a radio I mean, yeah, but like, I don't remember elementary school? What about double dutching? You ever jump in a double dutch? Yeah, of course, of course. That's gangster. That's the other one where you like skip through the shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

On the little squares. You know what could do that shit? Gina is good at that shit. Oh yeah, I saw the video or her doing that. She's probably going crazy on that shit. How about Gina views? That's how she was on the double dutch team in high school and shit? Or sure.

She probably would have known her since like 10th grade. Really? How's that going? But she was like best friends with one of my, with one of my really good homegirls. What was Gina? Shout out A. Ray. Shut out Morgan.

Tell us. What was Gina like in 10th grade? What did she do? I don't remember about because I was friends. They were in school together? I don't know if she went to Hawthorn High or she went to another school, but she was just cool with my home girl that went to Hawthor High. That's crazy because I probably was around there because my homie used to live on Doty.

So I used to be walking around that motherfucker. I'm still on Doty. I used to mess with a girl who people are. I ain't even going to say this. I already know. He just stops a sentence in midsad. It's a food place. Say less

Yeah B&R People around there What? BNR? I ain't gonna say that What the fuck You guys talking about?

Don't worry about it Politics Baskin Robbins I wish It's the Bastian Robbins Over there on Crenshaw I went 135th

Really? Yeah I wish Every time I go to the All I see is fucking Cell phone places And What is Bustin'

What is Boots? What is it? What is the Remember we went to Come up today We've seen The Boots mobile tag Every bad area is like that

Niggas need cheap phones. Niggas need cheap phones, bro. Hey, you seen T-Mobile bought Metro? Yeah, they all together. They got Sprint and Metro now. It's Sprint, T-Mobile, Metro all together. Maybe they can just do us a favor and just have one service to rule all of us so we don't have to ever make a choice again. Well, I mean, that's definitely what they did with.

Some monopoly. That's what they deal with iPhones, basically. They basically just took over and it was like you're either a part of the Blue Gang or you're green. That green change is weak as foot. I went to try and get in a group chat with Traplor Ross the other day, and I realized he had Android. That's why I wasn't working. Oh, it won't work at all? Well, it just, yeah, I don't think it worked at all for some reason.

You can't do that. You can't do the same group messages like we have. But it's supposed to work. Like, it's just supposed to be green, which for some reason I find upsetting, obviously. Who wants to see green text messages? It's so stupid. Blue. It must be huge for the Crips to have the messages on our message to be blue.

Come on. That's the best shit ever. Yeah, you think Y ever thinks about that. He's pissed. Probably. Like, any, all the bloods are just mad as fuck that they got to just look at blue bubbles all that? Even like the blue money, too. It's like, everybody goes blue.

Think about it. But you have blood inside your body. That is red. That's a fact. No, your blood is supposed to be blue first. And when it hits the oxygen, it turns. It's purple at first. It's blue.

It's close enough. It's blue, right? Yeah. Come on, man, smart, nigga. Right. That's the oxygen. When the oxygen hits it, it turns it. It's the color of my veins.

So we're not white. I can't see my veins. Your blood is blue. You see the blue top right here? You don't see a red top. I'm too tattered. I can't see my veins. That's why you only eat blue foods?

What is blue food? Y'all gave my son a blue fucking cookie I mean a cookie yesterday And his mouth was blue all fucking day Yeah that shit was crazy That's our effort to help You know what's good My son took over yesterday

You know it was good blue food They got Sonic curry That's blue Sonic their curry at Sonic? No like Sonic the hedgehog Oh wait where It's like I don't know I've seen it like a beam

It sounds terrible Yeah I'm just about show you right now Sonic curry Yeah But it's blue I thought That's a headchog know about curry I don't know. Nothing.

As a kid, I knew nothing about curry. It took me a long time to figure out what the fuck that smell was. I didn't fucking either. No, yeah. Sonic the hedgehog blue curry. I still don't eat chitlins. You ever had chitlins before? That sounds like a man.

What is it exactly? It's a pig intestines. Oh, I'll eat whatever. What? Where the fuck did you find that? What is it like blue meat? Sonic blue curry? That looks like some fucking mush.

What the fuck is Sonic doing? That's what is. I don't know, but y'all should zoom in on this. It's crazy. Yeah, I remember the ketchup's? Sunny blue. Want to get a different color ketchup? They don't have to do it themselves.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't want blue ketchup. I'm sorry. No. Me either. You can't fuck with that? You're not real crap. Blue ketchup is like,

disgusting probably. No, but that's how you're supposed to do. I know it's just food coloring. That's the Cripp lifestyle. You have to try to replace every red thing with blue. This is not the CIP. If you're going to bother to change your Bs to C's, you have to change your ketchup to blue ketchup.

Oh, you can call it ketchup what a C. Betcha. Bich. Jesus Christ. Oh, also I did an Instagram live. Blue Mask. Instagram live thing where I was interviewing people to be my assistant. I've seen that.

A jerseye type thing? No, I was actually looking for a assistant. I was going to troll. You find any talent on there? I was looking for an assistant. I don't know how many times you want me to say this. What kind of assistant? That's why I'm asking how you find a talented assistant.

Oh, I thought you meant like, did I find some talent? He's looking for a throw baby. All right. You're looking for a throw baby. You're supposed to do the interview when he was out here, but then we didn't get that in. You think his interview. if you would do numbers or you think that like throat baby kind of like didn't reach the level

that it was supposed to. That's the song is fire. It's still going up. On the radio the editor version though like even too like right now they have all these people doing throat baby carolers this year where they go in to people's fucking houses and they're doing Christmas carols like singing throat baby instead. What the fuck is it? Super

amazing. How is that real? That's amazing. It's real. Happy Chinook. That's a beautiful thing. Throat baby. Yeah. That's a fucking hilarious actually. I can respect that but wow. That's a lot. I'll put that thing on that song man I said man this the out of the shit right now Adam's like this is nice yeah I got really into it right away I like throat babies and we were with the blue face girls so

they fucking started to they probably love that song they all knew it right away I think every woman knows that song yeah yeah yeah bitch is yeah busy be playing that's like the national anthem before girls and then whoever sings it the loud us I'm like this you are a pro you are the one who shall have my throat baby tonight not facts dude that's crazy though like we need more songs like that just like make girls understand the value of giving good But there's still bad top That's very valuable. Bro.

A lot of bad top. You'll never find a husband like that. You won't. Bad top is terrible. Oh, man. When they just have a little ass mouth. Like, you're just like, wow. Like, you're never going to.

I've definitely gotten ahead from girls and been like, this is the last time we're ever doing this because your mouth is not the right size for a dick. Like, this is not going to happen. I don't like the teeth, man. Even in porn. Like, I've done shit like in porn with girls and, like, Ben, like, wow. Shockingly bad. How that fuck did you end up in this line of water?

Yeah, right? Like, how did you even, damn? Damn. COVID. Honestly, I've been through that too with like some only fan site bitches. I'm like, you're supposed to be doing this professionally? Right. This is the level of top.

But sometimes you feel bad because it's like a genetic thing. Like, they just straight up. They just got no throat. Bro, sometimes, bitch, sometimes they don't be in the mood to the tiki to top door. What if you're not the nigga that she wants to top that, like, that good? If you showed up for the fucking, for the shoot. It's different, you know? Yeah.

You showed up for the shoot and you're performing. You're not giving me head. You're giving head for all the people at home watching this. So forget about the fact that my face is attached to this cock and just go hard. Like this is not an optional thing. Like you've got to every day as a porn star, you have to re-qualify for the job that you have. You have to go out there and kill it because you're only as good as your last shoot. I like how you treat porn like Little League soccer.

Yeah. I'm like, what? You just go out and do your best. Like, you literally are giving out awards and all that shit. Well, they do have porn awards. A participation trophy, if you will. I used to fuck with a porn star girl. She's like, you want to go to the ABAN Awards?

I was like, nah. I went. That show was lit. I went. I went to the actual award show? To like the, it was like a, like, my free cams awards or something shit. But it was, it was an actual awards thing? Yeah, yeah.

And it was a porn star, every porn star I ever looked at in my life in real life. I won the, or not that I won, but I went to the Pornhub Awards. You know who I went with. Who? You know how I went with. I don't know who the fuck you went with. It was back in the day. It was back in the day, so.

I have no idea. I'll tell you, I'll tell you off. I'll own up to my shit. But, like, no, I went to the Pornhub Awards and Lena won celebrity of the year or some shit. That's fucking fire. And we got to go up on stage and she gave a fucking speech and it was kind of crazy. Was that the one that, like, Kanye was doing stuff? I was just about to ask.

Was that the Kanye one? Yes. I wanted to go to that one. That shit, I heard that shit was boy. Wait. So he made merch like for the people that won, right? So is there like a Lina the plug, Kanye West porn? No, they only made merch for a few different girls.

Like I have the Kendra Sunderland. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying? They did it for a few other ones too, but no, they didn't do her. But it was worth. It depends on the category, right? When I walked back to see, that's why I fucking hate that Kanye is a god guy again. Because like he, when we went to the Pornhub Awards,

there was like this girl that was just butt naked backstage and I'm like so why are you naked and she's just like oh Kanye told me I I should be naked like he's he's like curating the whole thing and he just he just told me to be naked and like I'm like looking at one other girl and she got like her her gown pulled down over one of her tities and I'm just like why you got one tit out she's like oh Kanye told me to I'm just like wow this dude's really back here directing like one girl has one boobs she showing this girl's butt naked. None of them seemed to mind.

They were all like super down. Of course they were. This whole experience. Fucking easy. And you know what was weird too is that when my girl won, Kanye like fully like was out there like when he was clapping his ass off for all of the nominees and her and stuff. And the reason why is because Kim was nominated for that same category, which is kind of weird when you think about it that they had Kanye like art directing the whole fucking thing.

And then his girl is nominated for being searched on there when clearly the, the only porn that she ever did was with Ray J. And it wasn't even supposed to get out. But he was out there applauding like crazy for everybody. And actually now we know about Kanye that he fucking hates the fact that that video exists because on one of his crazy tirades, he basically like revealed how upsetting that kind of was to him. And like you realize that that still sort of weighs on him to some extent.

I mean, it was with me too though. Yeah, but that shit was probably more, it was probably more upsetting for her, the person who went through it. Definitely more upset for her. But then at the end of the day, like, I mean, for her. I mean, we haven't heard her say anything about it in fucking forever. Whereas Kanye, like, you know, he, he, this late in the game, it was during one of his fucking bipolar episodes or whatever the fuck you want to call it. But, I mean, he came out swinging, like, making it clear that shit really upset him.

So it was kind of weird. And that's why the celebrity category in the Pornham Awards was kind of weird in the first place, because, like, my girl, like, why does she count as a celebrity? Oh, because at that time, she hadn't done real porn yet. because we hadn't like filmed our scenes and stuff for like porn and stuff like that so I guess the category was any like non-porn star who was heavily searched on there

so that's why she was able to fit into that category but the one in Vegas the Avian Awards I would not recommend that anybody is so long it's so long it just lasts like six hours and like I don't know if it's really that long but that's so long

so many awards for things that you cannot fucking believe exists like best double anal best tits like best fucking supporting hand job or some shit it's fucking everything

that's kind of like the one I want you like my free cams whatever it's weird too because you just watch the same girl win like 15 awards you'll be like so does somebody just like

really fuck with her because I'm assuming she's not really like the best at having sex in all these different categories is just kind of hard to wrap my head around it's bias

it's bias I mean it definitely could be purchased but I say what does she did throwing the best top got the best TV. I'm not saying they have it purchased, but some other porn award shows that I've heard about over the years

are definitely shady as fuck. And like you can just basically pay to win and shit. You know what was weird? Seeing a whole bunch of like fat trolley looking white niggas, like, when you see the fans, it's very eye over. And not even just the fans that are working there.

They're just like, like the most in-cell motherfuckers. What was that? Because that's how they looked. What's weird for us is like we, I'm assuming, all have very surface-lawful. like appreciation for porn like you go to porn up for five minutes and you

fucking jerk off and then you just kind of move on yeah like when you go to some shit or like the same way that like you know one of us could go see like a Star Wars movie or some shit and it's like it's dope but you're not gonna like go on the online and read a hundred articles about it and be talking about the message board you you know no no but like when you go to the porn convention you see dudes who to them it's like to us Riley Reid is a porn star we know to them they have every Riley Reed scene archived and they have their favorite scene

and they have like this insane encyclopedic knowledge of all this shit and it's like a level of appreciation for porn that most people myself included just don't really know exists that's hell of weird though I mean that reminds me of the movie was it knocked up when they had like the company

when they were like every time a fucking actor that has like a nip slip or something they made it like a that was their sight that was their sight and somebody stole their shit Are they are something like that. These niggas are so stupid for that. That shit's amazing though.

Wow. No, but I like looking at movies and then going like, especially like I've seen tinted. You seen that shit yet? Tenet. Tenet. Yeah. Dennis L. Washington, son. It was supposed to be like the big blockbuster of the summer because of COVID.

Really? Yeah. So they just put it out for like, um, Blue Rain shit. Uh huh. But the movie is fucking crazy. Interesting. But like that's, I like looking at shit like that because you go back and like, okay, what the fuck did I just watch?

What does this mean? So literally like the movie, I ain't gonna support a movie, but those movie is about this, these people who They don't go back in time they invert so they go backwards Basically so people are going forward and then they're going backwards So these little like time portals everybody can still exist at the same time this is just the other side of it So put it this way like you can get popped right? And then they're like you can get popped yes You can get it and like they can take you to the time thing and everything will reverse like like it's really going backwards so

like they had to bring their they had to give their own air like have their own air because they can't breathe the same exact way and like the only thing they say it is like don't look at yourself in the invert because then like you'll fucking you know just blow up or something you cease to exist like okay you can't see yourself but you it's crazy got to watch it interesting you know what else was interesting soldier boy versus draco but you're you Okay, so the update on that is that Soldier Boy apparently went on another live rant calling no jumper fake news, calling Double XL fake news, calling Hot New Hip Hop fake. Basically, I guess his allegation is that we all ran with that rant as if it was aimed at Draco the ruler. And Draco or Soldier Boy's perspective is that we all added that narrative in.

That he wasn't talking about him at all. They wasn't talking about Jerry. I don't know if I believe him or not because it lined up very nicely, you know? Like, remember I came in to do the news and I was like, I was like, I didn't even know he was talking about him. I just thought he was just right. It was kind of prefixed around like it depended to where you read it at. It was like prefixed that he was talking about him. But to be honest, it like it seemed like that's who he was talking about.

The first place I saw. He could have been talking about anybody though. The first place I saw it was all Urban Central and they just said Soldier Boy freaking out and they didn't specify anything about Draco. See, that's how I seen it. And then all of a sudden it's on double XL. And I understand what Soldier Boy is saying because it's so easy for that kind of thing to be skewed to be about a specific person, you know. But I also feel like, you know, Drake, Draco has been like really taunting Soldier Boy for the past couple weeks, a couple weeks, months. Like he gets out.

He does like both the DJ Vlad interview and the No Jumper interview had Drake O's saying shit about Soldier Boy kind of taunting him. I don't know. I mean, you got to kind of wonder like how Soldier Boy sees his. place in the game. Apparently he's very into the Twitch streaming world and stuff. I saw that he dropped a new music video the other day. I was watching it. Stowe, Sto, Sto, Sto, Sto, Sto. Bro. His Among Us? Playing Amongus is a fucking amazing, bro.

Do you think he's awesome at it? No, like, his reactions and stuff, like, playing amongst? Is he still playing it? Because I saw it at first that he was playing it and that he didn't turn his mic off and he exposed that he was the killer. That was funny, though. Before he, like, that's made me want to play. He knew how to play it and shit. That's super funny, actually. He did. one of the main things that blew among us up is among us still going strong yes and it's

about to be for xbox too i don't really understand why the fuck people would want to keep playing that shit personally no that shit is fun i haven't even tried to play you have to talk to people while you're doing it like we sat here and played that shit for like a couple hours i just feel like once you played it a couple dozen times like don't you kind of run out of the dynamic and it just isn't fun anymore at some point like it's fun it depends on who you're playing with right because me i was sitting there just psyching everybody out right and like it's fucking crazy because everybody still was voting me off like crazy like AD did it I'm like nigga I ain't do it I'm kind of like I feel the same way about among us that I feel about like a clubhouse

that's kind of like am I officially too old I don't really feel like I get this I get clubhouse a bit more now house is booming we had an LA room the other day which was booming right well okay well how does the LA room start and what was it all about and how do you control it like are people able to just enter it has to be invite. So, you know, with Clubhouse, you have to, a moderator has to bring you in to speak. So anybody can enter the room, basically. But if somebody wants you to speak, a moderator can bring you in, and that gives you the ability to speak. Okay. So we had like just a whole LA room, LA DJs, rappers, fucking influencers, like head was in there, a game was in there. It was a whole

bunch of us, but the shit was fucking funny. Like, we were just joking around all day. And you think this was like planned out in advance so that everybody was, ready to do it. I don't know. I wouldn't plan out. I didn't know. That's the weird part about it to me is that people just all just have free time at some random moment to just hop on this app and just talk to each other. I was on

there from like two in the morning to like five in the morning. Jesus Christ. And that shit was fucking funny as fuck. I'm not awake for those hours I might be, I'm going to have to get on Clubhouse soon. No, it's no video either. I could just talk shit on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I could be lit as fuck and niggas won't even know. You've had the warehouse party with your headphones on.

just on Clubhouse, they'll probably kick you out for all the noise in the background. Yeah. No, no, no. But you can, like, kind of like mute yourself too. Yeah. So you could do that, but we was like clowning for hours. She was funny as fuck. So I like it.

Well, actually, I saw the academics put out a statement where he said that he went on at that one time. And then he hasn't been on it again because it's like, why would someone like him who built up a whole career off of YouTube and Twitch, why would he just like head on over to this app that he doesn't have a following on yet and start creating content on clubhouse especially when for somebody like me or him it's like this conversation we could have this conversation on clubhouse well fuck would we when we already have like a studio we already have video we have a fan base on youtube like i built a platform on youtube it would take a lot of explaining for somebody to make me understand why i should now build a platform on clubhouse just so that they can like have my

content for free i have a theory on it you can okay think about you could be in the room with the last 15 20 people you interviewed at one time and you guys are talking about shit as well so it's like why would any of them show up if I were to just say hey like let's honestly if you got a clubhouse right now everybody's gonna be like okay I'm in here you know what I'm saying why why but why would that benefit me why would I want to do that I don't know it's gonna fucking benefit you I'm saying that's how it is like welcome they will say welcome Adam 22 to clubhouse and people are like okay I'm gonna tap in right now okay so the agnemic thing I saw that he had the cromaz girl that we just interviewed and presser the dude we just interviewed and he had a couple of presses home

And he's like these like top five on there though. He's the funniest nigga I didn't watch this shit yet Do you know who that is though before? I mean I've like You've like vaguely familiar with all presses boys and shit But it's like that that fact that he's so funny But then act put went on Twitch had all of them on it

And just was talking to them and broadcast the whole thing on Twitch And put it on YouTube afterwards it's like that's a million times more beneficial to him than doing that fucking conversation on Clubhouse like why Why make this content for him like we already built up our names on YouTube and Twitch and it's like on one hand yes it would be nice to not have to just like give our fucking content to YouTube and Twitch for free either but at least we're able to build our platforms

here just seems like for people who have done that process of building platforms it's like why the fuck would you want to just head on over to clubhouse and give them all the sauce for free fucking even crazier what Twitter is making taking their fucking model bro and they're making like clubhouse with Twitter now and we don't have fucking Twitter right now

and they got Twitter stories they got Twitter stories and shit too But I feel like that shit has died Or at least I stopped posting I don't know I don't know if I can say The other people will stop posting Nobody wants to do that

Because I mean You guys think about it Like Instagram made it like Real streamlined to where it's easy And you want to see that shit But I'm already putting something on Snapchat Saving it putting it on my Instagram story And then like putting on my Twitter as well

Fuck that shit Yeah fuck all that Now the Twitter clubhouse thing Maybe it has more like it Because I can roast niggas like I would On a tweet but just On Twitter clubhouse And you already have your existing

social network Twitter so it's like if I could make a room on Twitter to like talk to my fans or talk to whoever and add a whole bunch of different people But it just goes directly to my Twitter so it's automatically all these people are kind of invited so to watch and stuff like I've already built a platform on Twitter as well So creating more content on there kind of makes sense to me just starting from scratch on I feel like this could be I feel you about the same way Snapchat took a huge hit when Instagram copied the stories I was about a say clubhouse could definitely have the same thing happening by Twitter I I don't know, though, because a lot of people, like, you're either into Twitter or you're not into Twitter. Because there's a lot of motherfuckers who don't fuck with Twitter.

But I feel like Clubhouse is Twitter. No, it's not. I think. Because you're talking. If you're Internet smart enough to have Clubhouse, you probably are already Internet smart enough that over the past 10 years you got Twitter. And you probably popping on there, too. But see, Clubhouse did it the right way as well, too. It's like, okay, it's invite only.

and I feel like that mystique of it, it's like, how can I get on there? But that shit on, as a concept, I agree that that exclusivity can help them to sort of create like an aura around it and everything. But I think in the long run, it's just like,

it's more likely that if people like enjoy the functionality of it that much that they could end up. It's the same thing with the way that like Twitter had like fucking, like periscope and shit. It was cracking. It was cracking. That was big. And then all of a sudden it was Instagram live.

And it's like, all right. Yeah, IG Live. What are we going to Periscope for now? I watch a bunch of fights on Periscope. Yeah? Like, you know, pay-per-view fights. Oh, yeah. Like, on the road and shit.

That was one of the things that's good for it. Like, yo, shout out to the dudes who take the fight and put it on their fucking Instagram live so you can watch it like that. I literally watched Jake Paul. I mean, the Tyson and Jake Paul fight like that. That's how you know that piracy and shit is never going to stop or run out because of the fact that fucking, like, how could they ever stop me from just fucking copping it, putting it on my fucking Instagram. Instagram live. That's how I watched it. And having however many people watch it.

Yes, they are going to catch some people, but not most of them. Yeah, I watch the fight on Instagram Live because I'm driving. I have it up. I'm like, I watch the versus shit on Instagram live while I was driving. The Gucci one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Nick is on Instagram Live though. I know, but it was on Apple Music. Oh, but they did E40 versus two short and I'm going to be honest with you. That shit was boom. You watched it? I didn't watch it. You got 40 and short? How many viewers were there?

It was like 200,000. It was like 250,000, something like that. That's kind of crazy. that was like 10, 15% of what Gucci in that day. I mean, but it's different though. Yeah, yeah, it's way smaller for sure. Because, and then, too, like, they're OG,

so, like, their main crowd is not the Instagram follower. You know what I'm saying? Like, but that shit was gangster, though, like. No, definitely. No, it looks cool, but, like, it wasn't enough, like, uh, rivalry. They're best fucking friends.

People are always going to tune in and they feel like there's real beef. Like, the Gucci and Gizi one, you're probably not. I never see another one bigger than that unless it was something like Jay Z and Nas was never going to happen. 50 in game. But again, that 50 and Jeezy and Jeezy.

That's a beef. See, that's like 50 and Jeezy. But that's a beef that's actually like bigger than Gucci and Jeezy. It's still a beef. It's still like the same reason that people are between. I thought that was a fucking myth. Like I was like, this is not going to happen. It's like no way.

It's Gucci Jeezy. Oh, yeah. I did not think that it was going to say. I couldn't believe. And then the fact that Gucci actually like delivered and just like said the craziest shit you could possibly fucking imagine. I was waiting. I was waiting for it.

I was waiting for that thing. Like, how could Too Short and fucking E40 ever? Like, they got songs together. Everybody knows they're cool. But I take verses. Yeah, Gucci and Jeezi, they flipped it. But for the most part, it's like celebrating, like, black excellence and music and stuff like that. Because they really don't have like, okay, this is a winner.

Like, if you watch, like, the Snoop in the DMX one, she was dope. It's like, oh, yeah, I fuck with your shit. That was dope. But it's like you're going back and forth when you're trading it. They say verses. but for the most part, I see it's like, you know what I'm saying, signaling each other and fucking with each other. Now, Gucci and Gizi was the one niggis is like, okay, how is this going to go? Who do you think is the person living who could come the closest to going up against Drake?

Kanye would kill him. Yeah. Kanye wouldn't kill him fucking Drake. I'm not saying he would kill him, but he's definitely like in the category. He's in the cat. He could compete. He is one of my favorite rappers of all time, but Drake is, is, is, he's, he would kill him. Drake is, is, has like, he broke the most records of, no, that's a bad time.

We're talking about, what, like 15 to 20 songs? Like, it's your top 15 and 20 songs. So I think Kanye could put together 15 or 20 songs that would blow your fucking mind. Like, I can't believe this. All for sure. Did all this. My nigga graduation album alone is fucking. That's what I'm saying.

Like, he could go, like, he could take like five songs from like each album and just blow her up to wire. And I'm fucking breaking window. I lose my fucking mind. Break a window. You think that would be it for you right there? You couldn't see past that? Oh, it's up, oh, that what? We need a Cardi versus Oozie one, which would also never happen, but that would be amazing.

That would be amazing. At some point, you wouldn't be able to dictate who was rapping. Isn't it surreal to know that while all these suckers are at home hanging out with their families and enjoying their fucking children and stuff, that we're going to be real men smoking PCP in the car listening in a whole lot of red? I'm making a whole lot of blue. Who's smoking a... Yo, please don't. Why is not happening?

It's not allowed. A whole lot of red. Bro, it's dropping. A whole lot of red. It's dropping on Christmas. Confirm. So while everybody's a bunch of pussies talking to their family members, like,

we're going to be rocking out to the gay vampire himself. Please don't call him a gay vampire. Yeah. You got to say, man. That's why we named him on the show. You invented that. Niggins is trying to act like I didn't invent that. You know why I got respect for him now?

It might have already been anything. Cardi, you know, he, he, tapped in with Compton. You feel me? How do you know? What you mean? He's been in a camp in others, he's tapping in the show.

Man, free G. We, just hanging, hanging with the fellas, nigga. Yeah, what is that? Game members, man.

There's no, just no, Cardi's tapped in. That's all you could say, we're talking about the release of the most anticipated album in history, and all you could tell us

is he hung out in a neighborhood with some dudes. Called it a whole lot of red because he tapped in with the real bloods and par rules when he came to LA. All right.

But just know, let's talk about the music. How do you feel about this? No, in the music, he'd be banging Paroo. And he'd fuck with the real ones. He said free G-Ree. He really did. I'm just saying he's too tight.

He's saying that he's living when he's rapping. That's what he's saying. I respect the nigga coming out saying a whole lot of red. And because when you do shit like that, people are going to say, okay, what's this nigga really about? And I remember, like, he would be in an ellis and he tapped in with the right people. This is a long time ago. Stop playing with him, bro.

This couple years ago. Okay. I have no idea what that has to do with his album coming out. Let's try to say it. He's trying to tell you that he's certified. It has nothing to do with anything. Let's try to talk about the fact that there's a ton of news about the album coming out. Because guess what?

As a street nigger, street niggas look and see if anybody's street and they say, let's try to say on the album. Okay, on the album. But period. If you want to drop an album called a whole lot of red, right, that's signalizing some gang banging shit. So people are going to test your, if you're valid or not. We get it. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Hey, I'm saying, I would respect it. Because if somebody is a pussy and they come out of red, I'm like, I ain't listen to that shit. He's a bitch. You feel what I'm saying? No, we definitely get it. Yeah. Hold out of red.

But anyway, it's confirmed coming out on Christmas. He posted the album cover. Stealing from some sex pistols album cover or some shit. Slash, some shit like that. Whatever. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it, but if I didn't see, if someone didn't show me the reference, I would have had no idea what it was from. The craziest thing I saw is the fact that Kid Cuddy is on Kid Cuddy is on Kid Cuddy.

Cutty, which makes me wonder if the reason why that file was named Kid Cutty in the first place was because they were planning on getting Kid Cutty on it. They had to find a way to switch it up because everybody heard the song five-dust. Yeah, he says in the lyrics.

Right, yeah. He says in the lyrics. But look, so apparently that, it was Young Nudy song featuring Cardi. And then it was supposed to be out on the collab project with Young Nudy and Pierre, Slimeier. But it never came out because I guess

the sample didn't get cleared or some shit like that they couldn't clear the same it's like some japanese band from like the 80s and some shit and they're like no we we're not clearing your fucking pierre boring beat right anyway so now with this new news with kid cuddy on kid cuddy song aka pissy pamper yeah so it's like did they get the sample cleared and it's not about to be released on his album it makes me wonder if the sample was ever really going to be that hard to clear in the first place? Or if this is just a song that leaked while they were in the process

of trying to get it cleared or did the song leak because they couldn't get it cleared but then the song becoming popular after it leaked made it like such an imperative thing like okay we're gonna get this clear one way or another we're gonna get this fucking thing clear. I was gonna say you know the label

is like not gonna let that opportunity slide and not gonna let like that revenue just go away because it it went suit. It was like number one song on Spotify at some point and it was like not even official drop. Right. You feel me?

So it's like, they had to take advantage of it. The question is, like, how hard that shit's going to hit now that you can, like, actually play it? Like, I mean, the Kick Cutty feature will definitely, like, make people pay attention. Was it master, though, like, when it came out and leaked? Was it? No, yeah, it was, it was a pretty CD quality, CDQ. CDQ.

I mean, it was good quality, though. It never stuck out to me as being, like, bad, right? It didn't sound like a leak or nothing, you know? Like, sometimes the leaks are, like, like piece together parts of Instagram live. See, I'm going in blind. I haven't heard none of the leaks. I heard, like, I went to, I remember one time when Young Thug was first coming out

pop and I downloaded like a hundred leaked young thug songs and none of them were mastered and I just, like, skipping through it. Like, this is ruining these songs for me and they sound like shit. It doesn't make me want to listen to them at all. And it's just like dirty feeling. That's how what's a call album, his mixtapes was. I don't know why. I was like Pee B. Longway.

I love Pee B. Longway's music, but for some reason, his mixtapes, wherever it's engineer is it's always like super fucking low you know there's a lot of bad mixing there's a lot of bad mixing in the game but honestly uh from what i've been hearing from him from cardi already is like the little snippets be sounding crazy and i'm like bro like i'm just i'm just i'm just i was on instagram and i saw him post the the cover and it said link in bio and i was like oh my god the album he finally dropped it and i go click on it and it was like the fucking merch or some shit and i'm like but then it said the date that's when it confirmed the date though and all that. So it was like, it's like this saga is just like, it's just like giving you blue

balls like nigger. Like just drop the fucking album, bro. And the craziest thing I seen was that, okay, so he drops his merch today. I don't know if we want to bring the merch up on screen or some shit. But playboy card he drops his march. It's looking very, very satanic. I would like to bring this up actually just so we can sort of browse his. Even the graffiti though is like satanic kind of. Yeah. I mean, hey, that's a bar. You saw you like, Vampire life, man. Bro, they're spray painting over everything, bro. Okay.

Oh, we're going to have it up. Okay, let's take a look here. Okay, so you got the sleeveless white tea with tons of upside down crosses on it. Honestly, it's kind of hard. I can't even know. I mean, that's something your grandma will say, get the hell out my house wearing. Yeah, yeah. But this is interesting.

Like him doing this in advance, I wonder if this means that this shit can't count for his sales. You know, normally, bro, all this shit looks like a fucking black metal band or some shit. Like, this is all shit. that looks exactly you know half of these logos are ripped off from like popular

fucking uh like metal bands I can't do it right you think it's too devil oriented honestly is most of it is hard as well

scroll down again if I walked in a Christmas day with them shorts on my mom of them so what is with the 2-9 fitted hat over here to the right

this is very interesting it's called 2-9 it's because he because he but he was taking total issue with this today on Twitter

fat man key was saying basically like what the fuck is this yeah it's because he's claiming the war hounds of a vampire i'm on i'm not sure like how this conversation went so did card you do you i'm gonna explain to yeah so he reps 290 that's what cardi reps so that's that's why it says 2 9 but then also that could be confused with as 2 9 the rap group from

aladdin that where key was a part of 2 9 is all i've ever paid attention to so then what's 2 900 in that's just like that's like okay uh uzi is from philly and his block is like the 16 600 block so they're about to put out a mixtape call 1629 that's just like i'm 2400 block and exactly so that's just their their their his block number but it has nothing to do with two nine the rap group uh-huh and that's why they're getting that's why key has something to say obviously do you think that like the the goth style is not is this popping to you like could you see a lot of dudes rocking the shit like or is this too dark and satanic looking for the average person no no like bro think about those fucking think about those like ticot kutk kids and like

I want to piss their fucking parents out. Yeah, but they're like jolly-ass shit. Like, we gotta talk about like rap fans. I'm talking about like the average dude on the block in Atlanta or L.A. Could you see them rocking this? The white tea or black tea? Like, maybe not, maybe not the rap fans in Atlanta. Maybe not like fully like leather pants and like gay vampire vibe.

But niggas, bro, those shorts are hard. Those shorts are hard. Well, that's like our future shit was had hell upside down crosses on it. They was selling that shit. $90 for this shit. I would wear it at the crossers. Those are kind of hard though. What do you mean?

No, I mean, that's cool. me as a person who doesn't give a shit about Jesus or none of that. Oh no. I'm just saying. I'm not a religious person, so it all means nothing to me. Click the sleeveless one. Sleeveless. What does I see on the bat?

Where is this a rip from? $45 for that? I don't know what is a rip from. It just looks like it's done in almost the exact graphical style. A lot of old job bands and shit. Wait, but okay, go to the second page of it. There's another page, right? Yeah, there is, yeah.

Scroll down? No, never mind. Well, they have a war dog. coffee mug for $25. You also have a chain wallet. Look at the cross rug. Do you think that the goth community is taking issue with this

on some corner of Twitter right now? Definitely they are. I'll be honest, it's kind of fire, but it's like, he just switched up his heat, like, when did he, like, get on this? Yeah, from the perspective of a person who's been familiar with, like, metal bands and shit my whole life,

it does seem kind of basic to me. Yeah, that's exactly what it's like. But from my hip-hop perspective, I haven't really seen many people like draw from these types of, like, references and shit. So I guess I could see how a lot of people would be looking at this thing. I'm like, oh, Cardi's a fucking genius.

He's come up with this crazy new style that's never been seen before of white text and images on black garments. Like, it looks like every... I mean, I don't think no one's praising it like that. Well, I don't know. Is that the conversation on Twitter? Is people... I'm just kind of like

assuming... I like the black cat. I'm paraphrasing what I think the average like dummy fucking playboy carty. Wait, wait, wait, wait. See, look at this following a reverse shirt. This is crazy to me too. Like, it says falling in reverse, which is a band Really? On it.

But does he, does it have anything to do with the band? And it says Playboy Cardi hole out of the back. Or is it just... Do you think this has anything to do with the band? Eight to ten weeks. Do you think that this is just him? Yeah, because you know the shit ain't made it? No, it has nothing to do with it.

Is this just him taking the name of a band and just using it because he thinks it sounds cool? Yeah, dude. He's not colliving with the band. I would like that if he became like the enemy of the metal community after this and they all just think that he's just completely bastardizing their fucking image. I'm not going to live. I like him I like the shorts a lot most people's um most people's merch isn't unique at all

those those clansmen yeah that's what I was kind of thinking yeah oh wait wait just click it screen in oh it's us click it yeah zoom in oh it doesn't really do anything fuck oh yeah there we go no I don't know what that is kind of kind of like Templar's from Assassin's Creed yeah bro this shit is crazy they don't got the pointy heads so we don't really look like a fucking clamp thing like they cut the pony heads off or something. They have the clams, man. And they got the upside down crosses and shit.

Black leather devil. Black leather weiner. I mean, hey. I'm not going to hold you. It's kind of hard. I want to have a conversation with him about, or I'd love to hear him just like answer about what his religious beliefs are and stuff because it's like if you're going to come out with all this upside down, evil ass shit, I mean.

I think they're just like really going hard with this instead. Yeah. If you ride into vampire wave like vampire. But do you think that Cardi, if you ask Cardi, if he believes in God, what do you think he would say? I think he believes in the bloods. I don't. I'm not seeing a lot of blood references here. Do you think that Cardi believes in God?

I don't know. I don't know. Probably. I feel like he's from Atlanta. His mom and family are probably religious as fuck. And they're probably like, what the fuck you're wearing these upside down crosses. That's how I'm feeling too. I'm just like wondering.

Like his family is probably not having this shit. They're like, you selling your soul for the devil. Just because you can kind of assume. I can hear him like a black mom auntie. That's what I said. Her in your head and you're picturing like her being really mad. I couldn't go for. Why the fuck you make all this shit?

I couldn't come to Christmas. I know. And getting some fucking gumbo with some shorts on. They'll be like, ooh. No, this nigga like got like the dangly, the dangly upside down cross earring.

Upside down cross chain. Like they probably would have got my ass beat for that. Imagine Cardi walking into Christmas dinner and he's got his midriff exposed. He's wearing like a fucking cutoff shirt and like some bell bottoms and shit. I'm like this niggas. He's out of here. Yeah, no. That's what's what's going on.

My mom used to freak out when I would come in with the upside down cross 666 odd future jackets and shit like that. Bro, she was not having it. I remember when our future person came out and my little brother was on that wave. And, you know, my mom, my grandma was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yo, and that's how my parents, even when I was 13, I remember we went to the mall. I picked up this Maryland Manson shirt.

I was trying to cop. And I bought it without my mom. looking and then she saw it and it's got Marilyn Manson like on a cross and it says anti-crice superstar yeah oh hell no she made return that shit she was so fucking mad they took your two puck CD too they smashed my twopox CD with a hammer wow my dad damn what a hammer with a hammer my mom took scissors and and like scratched the Tyler creator CD like that what the fuck for real it was like him and his eyes blacked out and it was like he had upside out by that see my parents yeah

She was very bothered by it. I saw it straight out of Compton with my parents. They didn't get it at all that they were like, you know, going very much out of their way to get me to stop listening to this music. They're watching the NWA. Like, this is the first time they ever heard of any of this shit. I'm like, why the fuck do you throw my CDs out? And they were amazed in the movie theater. They thought it was great.

Like, oh, this was very interesting. I'm thinking back to being 12. Like, you threw my motherfucking CDs away. I mean, but, you know, the same shit happened with me. Like, I remember rapping Eminem and not knowing what the fuck he was talking about. and my grandma was like what did you just say? Getting older and realizing

what M&M was saying It was crazy Hey mom maybe y'all give you a call psych you fucking bitch sucker dick and two balls I'm sitting there screaming that shit The fuck Just found out my mom Does more dope than I did

They're like I ain't Bro The Eminem shit was Eminem got me in a lot of trouble I'm interviewing Kamaya And she said that That's what made her want to rap Is that she saw Eminem rap

And she was like, if he could do this, I can do this shit. She already was like making music, but like seeing him made her like fully realize. She was already making music. What do you mean? He came out in like 1998. Yeah, but she's grown. She's that grown. Oh, it's Kamaya.

She got to be at least like 26, 27. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. 1998, she was like five, man. That's what she said when my name is came out. That's how she started making music. Yeah, that was in 2001. That was in 99. It got to be like 99.

2000, maybe. Yeah. Either way. I'm trying to figure out what I should ask. I fucking just watched her Vlad interview. It was pretty good. Yeah, I watched it too. Come on, it's fire, though.

She's fun to Bay. Like, yeah. Ask her some Bay shit. Ask her some Bay shit for show, for show. What the fuck does that mean? That's the most general thing possible. Okay, ask her. Ask her about Mac Drake.

She should be, that's why I want to know is why she isn't like doing disc tracks about other fucking rappers and stuff like that, the whole Bay Area hustle that they all just like dis each other and just put out music videos and get millions of views going at each other. But see, you're thinking about. I'm not really thinking that she's going to do that, by the way. But you're thinking about how Mazi and them get out.

And Mazi and them are technically, they don't consider that debate. That's Sack. Because them niggas are on fucking universe. Yeah, Sack is on some whole other shit. I've seen Mazzie yesterday and Macy's too. Hold on. Speaking of Sacramento. You have such a thriving experience in Macy's?

I know. You talk about it like it's the club. Speaking of Sacramento, I need to put you on this kid, these two guys. This guy, Briss. RIP. RIP. And his cousin. Everybody already knows about Briss.

I can't believe you're trying to put us on it. I didn't know. I thought you didn't know about Briss. I'm trying to put you on it. But his cousin, Mac Jay, who's rapper still, and he's, like, carrying a torch. He's fire as fuck. You can interview him, yeah. Trevor is always putting in a son-in-law.

He's always talking about some new sack shit or whatever. For real, bro. They're fire, bro. R.P. Brits, man. Shit was fire. Yeah. That was a sad one. What else do we have on our list of topics that things are supposed to address?

Famous decks. Oh, man. Turns day they finally sent his ass off to rehab. Probably a good thing. Yeah, but it's like how, like, it's like, it's. It was like, damn, like, it took so long and so many people to speak up and say something for them to actually, like, I mean. You wonder if the label was in charge of putting him in rehab and to what extent the public outcry had to do with it? Because at a certain point, the label starts looking bad when you have Annali Chapa and Boongang and academics is doing stories about it and everybody's talking about it.

Every fucking meme page is posting decks and shit. Like, you kind of wonder, like, was this already available to him as an option? and he's just kind of been pushed into it because so many people said this publicly. You know, he probably think he had a problem. Honestly. There's no way he didn't think he had a problem. He'd been, like, publicly claiming

that he was going to quit so many times over the past few years of, like, just like letting everybody know, like, hey, I quit. And then we realize, but you know, a lot of people, they really like, that really be doing drugs and shit,

they'd be like, I can handle it. I can handle it. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I think he was thinking like that. I think that all the time, and it's not true. It's not true at all.

when are we going to do the same thing in the house phone that's the question oh no i think i really do need to go like do that for real for rehab you think you need rehab i just go like just dip off and go get my mind right for a little bit for real for real for because like pick up because i can keep it together but then like i don't i just don't want it to get to that point where it's like that one time where i go crazy and it's just like it's just over it just don't wake up that's how i swear to god bro me and josh was watching juice world freestyle for a fucking hour yeah and i've never seen it and i and he's seen he was like yeah he do so many pills like hope it don't like basically say i hope it don't kill me. I was like, oh, man, this is fucked up, man.

You feel some type of way. That's the crazy shit about listening to Jews or peep and shit is that it's like they're really telling you what's going to happen. Like, they're feeling you mean about what is to come. And the juice world was so fucking talented, bro. He was a diamond in the fucking rough, bro. He wasn't even in the rough at all anymore, bro. His hours were going number one.

He was going to try. He was fucking. Yeah. That's not what the rough part means. But what does the rough part mean? Diamond in the rough means that he was like incredibly talented. in a place where there's not that many talented people or whatever. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying, like, his, his talents were noticed for sure before he's

past, that's not what we're saying. But, yeah, no, diamond being in the rough means that you are like, like, you are, like, are unnoticed or that you're, no, that means you're standing out above everybody else, yeah, basically. But, yeah, you need rehab, I thought you meant, I thought you meant first. You need a bad. You need a, being a diamond in the rough is being like you are, like, like, like, like, on the way to being successful or like being known i think you just made this shit up now i think that's what

i that's what i always proceed to me you're trying to take it as but when he says a diamond in the rough he basically means an unbelievably talented kid from an upbringing where there wasn't a lot of opportunity or whatever he's not saying that like diamond in the rough doesn't mean that he didn't eventually reach that level of success or whatever all right i got you i got you but um how the webster yeah i don't know bro website she's just crazy dictionary You don't remember the TV show Webster, that little black kid back in the day? No, I've never heard of my life. I never heard that ever.

Webster? That's something of me just being really old because this was like a thing that was on TV. Who was he? It was just a sitcom and it was like a whole family and then there was a little like a midget black kid but he like played a kid. Gary Coleman? You know what I'm talking about, right? No. I think it was Gary Coleman, was it?

Can you search Webster TV shows? I just think I just hear black midgett and I just think Gary Coleman right away. Midget or was he just a really little guy who was playing a child or was he an actual child? I can't have no idea. This is Gary Coleman. This is going to be amazing. I used to just watch this show so much as a kid. Josh looks like you can't figure out what the fuck I'm talking about.

The TV show I think was called Webster, wasn't it? Webster. That's Emmanuel Lewis. That was his name, wasn't it? That's not. Amelia Lewis is not fucking Gary Coleman. Oh yeah, look at him. But what was this TV show that he was on?

That was what? And what is the show was called Webster. Okay, well, no, that's not Gary Coleman though, bro. Oh, okay. Man, look at Webster, bro. Why do I love this kid so much? He really was like a grown-ass man who still looked like a little kid. He's just like Gary Coleman, though, I see.

Yeah. R.P. Gary. Shout out Gary Coleman. Damn, that's crazy, too. But really, I grew up on crisscross, to be totally honest. How's when you got to stop texting through this episode, bro? So how do you feel right now? You don't seem like you're in the best state of mind.

I'm just showing. I'm high, honestly. Interesting. I want to get how much. I was calling some help now, bro. I didn't know it was like that. Well, you need help too because you're a raging alcohol. I have fucking Fiji.

Today. Way, bro. Oh, my God. I mean, you guys both. Okay, we all have problems. Not me. You're addicted to porn. I'm addicted to alcohol.

He's addicted to the ketamine. You're addicted to being suss. What does that mean? Just being gay. No. That's it. You walk that special. I make AD uncomfortable on the regular with a lot of medication.

You don't make me uncomfortable. I have to turn it down when I'm around your friends because I don't want you to feel weird about the fucking jokes that come out of my mouth. Just don't do that when we're in public. Please. Like, hey, AD, look at my dick. Hey, D, look at Titan's dick.

Look at his picture. That was a touch-in- That was the only time I was really mad at him. I was like, why did he fucking do this? What's that really weird? Yes, it's fucking weird, bro. How do you, how are you questioning if that's weird? To me, it's a lot of tattoos.

To me and some blasts, yeah. My nigga, is that? With the chopsticks? Yeah. That's gangster. You know it's funny? This random stripper girl did it and this is her first and only tattooed she's ever done on somebody. I've done a tattoo on somebody.

Didn't know what the fuck I was doing. She did pretty good though for that, right? That was like her only tattoo ever. I got that too with the webs. I got that too with the web. Yeah. That's true. I got to tattoo them one time.

I must get the broken glass finished. That's fine. People who are really good at that, that's the craziest shit because this is so fucking hard to like even make a straight line with a tattoo. But that's only got to go to school for that shit. I had no idea. For the school. You got an apprentice with somebody for long-out-time. My first fucking tattoo I got was this fucking.

guy had a mechanical pencil thing and he put the needle through the mechanical pencil and made a fucking tattoo gun. Prison style. Yeah, like prison style. I feel like if I sat there and watched somebody tattoo for a fucking nine month straight, I still wouldn't be able to know how to do it by just watching them. I don't understand how the fuck you're supposed to use

that shit. You got to just practice like crazy to get the fucking technique. I would get the Polynesian one though. You seen how they do that? Ooh, the Polynesian tattoos where they literally hit the fucking like needle. It's crazy that Drakeo got all those tattoos in jail. Yeah, they don't tattoo people in jail. Like, it's a lot and it doesn't look too bad. Yeah, he had a lot of tattoos in

in jail. You know, like he didn't really have any tattoos when it went in, right? Or like, oh, no, no. Maybe on his arms. I forget. I feel like, no, homo. I feel like I never seen him with a shirt off before. So, like, I didn't know his whole body was tatted. Now he's in videos with a shirt off, yeah. Yeah, so maybe he had tats this whole time underneath. I want to know, and I know we have this conversation on the news, too, but I just want to know if this Drake record's really going to come out and what the plan is and how that's going to happen. I hope it does. I hope that he didn't fuck it up by like talking about it too much and leaking it and showing that he followed him. I mean, showing the follow is one thing, like actually playing the record on live and then having a snippet it on a shitload of pages.

You got to just wonder what Drake thinks about that. But I think, like I said, on the news. Tripy Red got taken off a song because. Yeah, but that was different because they're playing in the club. That's different. What's the difference? It is a difference. That's not worse.

I feel like playing it on live is worse. No, because I see it like Drake does his research and he's like. like okay this type of nigga drako is this is something drako would do like he want him to get a flexing and and let's be honest the drake song was the drake song it wasn't trippy red song so it was more of a thing for trippy red to be playing the dad's song god's plan was one of drakes are i think drake's biggest song ever it's not like drake is under the assumption that this verse or this hook that he sent to drako is going to end up being the fucking you know a number one hit or whatever.

It's clearly like Draco reaching out to a street artist and throwing them a bone and basically being like. Drake reaching out to it? That's what I said. Drake reaching out to a street artist and throwing them a bone. That was gassed it out. No, it's definitely fire. And yeah, I don't think that.

I feel like if Draco really thought that the shit wasn't going to come out if he leaked it, then he probably wouldn't have leaked it. But you know, that's the biggest flex though. I like that shit. That is a flex, bro. That changes everything for him if that record comes out, bro. I'm like, nigga, keep doing what you doing. Pips everybody all.

He's saying, he's like, nah, nigga, if you think we were on the same level, we are not on the same level. Well, for real. That's gangster. For real. I like if you talk like that. For real, bro.

That's hip-up. Like, he literally just shut down, like, just. Drake I've been talking about shitting on the game and just acting like he's just the one right now. And like, the Drake thing just like would co-sign that whole shit so much. That, I mean, shit. You got Drake features. Drake gonna do shit from the day.

I mean, low-key niggas know that it exists already. Don't even, doesn't even have to drop now? It doesn't even have to drive. Does it even have to drop? Drake fucking just gave you a fucking song. But the thing is, too, though, Blueface never snippeted the Drake or the collab with Drake. We don't know if that actually exists.

No, it definitely exists. It exists. But the weird thing about it is the fact that because we never heard it, nobody ever talks about it. With Draco, if his Spotify has that song on it, at some point, that's just like, that changes the direction of his entire career. But you know what the weird thing is

that like when you think about the giant look that Drake gave Blockboy J.B. By doing the whole video with him, by going to Memphis, by doing this huge record with him, that I think was almost too much for Blockboy at that time. With Draco, it's kind of more like if Drake just slides him averse

and he gets to put it on his project and he gets a shitload of streams as a result, that's almost better because it's not like a huge blowout look. But Blak, but, Blockboy had a hit before Drake did the other shit with him. What, shoot? The shoot was going crazy. Those songs were going crazy, but they were like a couple million views on YouTube.

They weren't like crazy. They weren't like, crazy. But look, no, we need Drake with Drake at the Benny Hibachi truck with Desto Dub at the Exotic Pop. Because that would be the equivalent of Drake. Yo, he needs to get on that goddamn freeway and drive from Calabazas to the Habachi truck. Yeah, for real. It's over.

That would be so crazy. Just see if we see Drake At Desto Dubbs fucking van What about Drake wears a whole A awful lot of calls cereal from the video If he taps in with him you know he probably will That's an awful lot of OVO collab Stop playing

Did you see it? That's an awful lot of OVO Dub might stop picking up our phone calls At that point He's just gonna change up on us real quick What if he becomes Drake? High rollers next

Hey high rollers next What did Drake ask for him They could change everything Bro just know And I get some fuck shoes I gotta get my customers the shoes first bro why they're pushed back everything got everything has been pushed back but they actually finally landed today and then we're gonna pay them and they're gonna ship them off so so it's

Christmas week yeah it's coming out this week pay them oh I think they paint them them I'm like one little finger one lit of finger you got a what is that why is that painting got a pay the fulfillment center baby I'm just thinking about painting with your fingers and stuff one lit up he brought his fucking one year old day he's He's a fucking menace. What is he? One in one month? No, he'd be two in January.

Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say he looked like he was like walking around and like this. No, he was terrorizing, but he found the cookies. And he was going crazy. Him eating cookies were so funny because he just kind of like mashes it into his face. He don't really know how to take like a real good bite. He's just sort of like, oh, mom, mom.

That's what kids do. Bro, he was trying to like punky for his seat. Damn, he's two. He was about to be two. He still can't really speak like that. I can't believe I got to wait two years. My kids still won't be yapping. You want to know, but it's different, though, because, like, my daughter was the same way.

When you don't, kids don't have siblings, they don't really, like, have the kids to sit there and influence him to talk like that. Because he says little things, but I know, like, if he had kids around his age, especially because of COVID right now, he's not really around other kids and stuff like that. You're around your parents and shit. The craziest thing about Ed's kid is just that he was wearing skinny jeans. That's fine. Yeah. Like you just dress him like a person He got like a big like

Dental coat on and shit He had ice cube shirt Like he just kind of looks like a dude Just like walking out of the office But he's like really small And you don't know to talk yet He got the ice cube shirt Yeah

Ice Cube shirt What the fuck is Ice Cube? He's like I don't know To the kid Oh he's talking to my son He's like this Mimum Does he'll bust like a mhm

He was like I'll do like a little coup or something My kids getting cooler She's trying to like Be Personality now She's starting to be able to chill more without crying all the time. Like, now she'll actually kick it with us for like an hour or two

and just be like happy and like looking at us and stuff. I played her the one little finger song. That song is, bro. I feel like I can kind of see her like appreciating it when I play like little kid songs. You know, because I was playing like, I went to the Sesame Street Apple Music page because I was looking for Ernie and Bert. I didn't have an Apple music page. They do because I searched Ernie and Bert because I wanted to hear them.

I just want to see what kind of tracks they had on Apple Music. And then I find the Sesame Street page. They got all kinds of heat on it. Elmo has the best songs out of the Sesame Street crew. Really? Yeah. He got the Elmo slide, the Elmo slide. The Elmo slide.

The Elmo slide. Oh, man. Yeah, I don't know. It's just like hard to like even. How about we was in the club with Tyler? And he was dancing to that shit. It was on my story before. Tyler, oh, Y'all way.

That shit was fucking crazy. You danced on a fucking that karaoke. to Elmo slide and shit. That's kind of fire around. It's weird talking to your kid when they're at that age, though, where it just feels like they don't, like you don't really know

if they're even, like, processing anything. No. You just got to hope that they're processing the good vibes. But you know, like my son... Yeah, exactly. They're like picking up on it in some way. He knows what, like, I can say, no.

Or something, he's like, bro, baby shark is like, whoever made that shit is a fucking genius, bro. And Josh said that they've been made the song. They just somebody recreated it and it became super popular. What, Ben made it win. He said it's an old song.

The version of the song that is on YouTube is the biggest thing in the world. The R&B version is fucking amazing. I don't hear that. I'll hear the first song with 100 billion. Do you hear the R&B version? No, I want to hear that. I'm a baby. That's my mommy.

We're all shorts. Would you play throat baby for your kid? Fuck no. Why not? You don't know what the fuck they're saying. That is a fact. Oh, no. Well, that's different.

That's my son. I ain't different. You're a 12-year-old daughter. I can't do it to my daughter, though. But it's crazy. Does your daughter know about Wop? The song? She's TikTok.

Of course. Yeah. But not like the bad. How do you feel about that? I mean, you can't hide that shit. It's like, it's a five. There's nothing you can do about it. They play on the radio.

Like, she was walking around the house. I heard of her throat baby on the radio, bro. What if your daughter was walking around the house singing that? I'm trying to figure out like where the line is. Yeah. Where's the line? Yeah. I'm going to say, oh!

Daddy got to go to the hospital. You know a heart attack? Yeah, bro. I mean. Oh my God. The fucking lyrics, and you really think about it, you picture like a little girl singing it, you're like, oh my God, that will really question my patience.

My daughter is getting older, and I'm so fucking scared. That's your first daughter that's like that age. Bro, my first daughter. This is first daughter, yeah. That's my first kid's period. I don't know. I don't know. We have the same kids.

I have two kids, housebones. I don't know. Like the fact that I have a 12-year-old daughter is kind of shocking in the first. She's not 12 yet. She's going to be 12. Right. I got my baby mama pregnant at a 19. Yeah

Right What other topics Do we have lined up I had a couple of ones Run down Let me see The Elmo Slide Why is that a thing

Like I don't know Why are any little kids A thing Like who are these people Who are these voices Like why are all the biggest celebrities in the kid world

Like fictional characters You ever think about that? No you know what the real question is Why are all the female rappers Beefing right now We got the city girls versus Asian dog versus Megan Stylian versus

Okay I know some inside information about this I'm kind of out of the loop with all this bullshit I think that it was just a Megan the Stallion song or one of their songs where they were all featured on it

Asian dog got removed and she just fell some type of way and started just going talking crazy then City Girls was responding it was pretty crazy I feel like bitches would be trying to low blow each other

like crazy allegation I don't pay attention to this side of rap at all to be honest the city girl's shit you know somebody was telling me that they're actually like like people actually fuck with their music which I had so like that I had no idea I thought it was just like a thing they were trying to make happen

the pussy talk song bro it's fucking fire or even that one that one how these girls want to fuck JT oh my god every bitch things that's like but I remember like the girls playing pussy talk and I was like yeah I can't never play this but this song is nice it goes crazy you can't even just listen to it I mean like me

driving down the boulevard you're the pussy talk English way you made this point many times you cannot be seen you can't listen to a girl rapper I've never said that but I like girl rappers that's kind of what it's like it's the like I can't drive around listening to Wop

like me like niggas I'm like man nigga A D's listening to fucking Wob driving down to fucking But you listen to R&B shit Yes but that's different bro They're talking about this weird sexy shit No it's different though bro You can listen to R&B If you would a bitch it's different

If you by yourself But that's what I'm saying You want me to drive around listening to wet-ass pussy? No, I'm not going to do that. But then you playing the R&B is going to get the pussy wet anyway. If I'm with a bitch. So you're saying you could drive down the street, listen to R&B by yourself? I always do that.

What's the difference? Standing here looking out the window. That's an R&B song? See, I'm just trying to understand as a person who myself, I could never throw on a fucking R&B play with. I would never listen to a fucking anal cut song, but, hey. me be totally honest. No, I left here one time and put on your playlist

and was just driving home, listening to it just like confused. And I'm still trying to figure out, but, you know, it's not 100% true because I can listen to like old R&B and I like it.

Like 70s? I was like the Supremes and Marvin Gaye and the temptations and all this kind of shit. Aretha Franklin. I didn't even know. That totally makes sense to me.

I can listen to that kind of shit all day. But then once you get into like all this like new like Armbi. But you want to know, but you want to know why? 2000 or so is when it just kind of... You want to know why, like, you know, being like a young player and people like, the R&B speaks to you, how you feels like, when Ray J came out with one wish. And you was fucking heartbroken.

Tell me about this because I don't know what the fuck does. If I have one wish, we'd be best friends. Love is to the end. If it's the beginning. If I have one wish... You know what I'm saying? You would be my boo. Promise to love you.

Trust me, I trust you. If I had one wish That's what I don't get If I had one wish Make it true Be my boo Like lyrically I'm saying

If he's telling you If he had one wish If he had one wish in the world That's what it would be I'm just not trying to hear that No but he like He lost his fucking girl And he's saying

He's in the rain crying Yes he's like He lost his woman She won't take the back So if he had one wish Or I got an ice box Where my heart used to be Come on.

See I only know that from Gucci I got an ice-style bar at where my heart used to be But he got that I never heard the original Bro, that's like It's like real player shit though You drive around feeling like mad heartbroken And just listening to this dude

Talk about being heartbroken I'm so cold Yeah, all that I don't get that Listen to Brady They're like Harder broken hearted Life's not over

I'm still trying to understand I can start Alea Come on Let me know Let me know I would rather listen to like Indian music. Your Indian thriller?

Holy Mac, mock, mock, ma. I'm just saying that. Like, I would rather listen to Indian music, for sure. I would rather just not understand the words. It's what resonates with you. I would understand. You don't strike me as an R&B type of guy at all. The new R&B.

As soon as they start talking about their Gucci belt in the song, I'm out. No, okay, I don't want to hear that either. But have you heard the Indian remixes of like the SoundCloud songs? Like, like, little tech or ransom, but like an Indian guy? No. I got black, I got white what you want. You know, Indian people are taking over the- You gotta see Indian thriller, bro.

It's amazing. No, bro, that's what I'm saying. O-G-Mah, mom, my, ma-ma. The Indian dudes are taking over the fucking whole, like, you know, meme space, internet world. Like, there's so many fucking Indian dudes just, like, running up and doing all this shit that, like, you haven't previously been used to seeing them doing that shit.

I'm gonna put you. I gotta find a white R&B song for you. A white R&B? Put them on some John B or some shit. Like, even the, Even the R. Kelly songs that I fuck with are like the more pop. I ain't going to lie. Arkelly, though, was you can say what you want about that nigga.

Who? But R&B wise, that nigger's the wizard. I don't know who you're talking about. That nigga was a wizard. He's incredible. He came down to- He was amazing. He's actually paid attention to.

See, I said, I said, I said, I used to lureing in children. I want to make a baby with you. You want to be able to separate the art from the artist. I guess, yeah. Not for Rkelly. I'm out of, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, literally we walked in.

They were watching trapped in the closet, bro. That's a fact. It's classic. How you, House feels just capping, acting like you can't appreciate that. It's super capping right now. Guess what?

I am, but like, guess what? When motherfucker goes in the club when they play, my mind's telling me no. I feel you, but like,

you're the one guy in there not singing along. I do not respect that. That's both certain points. Be serious. At a certain point, you can't, come on.

At a certain point, you can't put the artist, the artistry behind the artist. You can't acknowledge those as being great songs. They're amazing songs. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying like,

I don't want to hear that shit, man. One of the best Dave Chappelle skits of all time was him making fun of Arc Kelly. I want to piss on you, bro. Yeah, but he was also just making fun. He was making fun of and recognizing that this nigga is a weird on has a problem. Like, that was the whole premise of the joke. Yes. I just think I don't watch a coffee show no more.

It's not great music. It's amazing. You don't feel something. I said five times that those songs are all amazing. But I just don't want, I can't find myself hearing it after listening to it. After watching these bitches and I'm sorry, watching these women. and have them tell their stories and all that shit. Like, bro, like, that shit's fucked up, bro.

When you can have a part two of surviving Arkelly, that's kind of like, I was like, this nigga is bad. Nobody is in denial. How about my fucking cousin is in the documentary? That's fuck. He's the bodyguard for R. Kelly, bro. Why, like, why can you, why do you get Bill Cosby a pass, but you won't get fucking R.

The thing is, is that. We all know Rkelly is guilty as fuck. No, no, I know Rkelly is guilty as fuck. The thing. When it comes to Bill Cosby, I look at the time period that he was in the type of experimental drugs that everybody was fucking doing. Yeah, but you can't just be dropping pills and bitches drinks? I'm not saying, no, no, that's wrong as fuck, period.

But I'm wrong in any time frame at any point. I know that. But I'm talking about at the time, like... Especially your Bill Cosby? Think about it. He come up at a time where everybody was hippied out, psychedelics. They're doing all type of shit, bro. Like, it's not the same.

That's the one thing I will say is crazy is that they had those, like, comedy bits of him talking about Spanish fly or whatever. I seen that shit. Isn't that crazy? What is that? I think basically your day rate drug. He's saying that shit. But like in a stand-up he was talking about this?

Yeah, but he's talking about it like he actually did it. But he's not talking about it as if this is a fucked up thing for him to be doing, which is kind of crazy because that makes me wonder to what extent, like how was that behavior perceived at that time? And to what extent is he being put on trial for stuff that seemed normal at the time that he now we can look at? And this is knowingly putting something in. someone's drink and it don't matter.

There's no way that was pretty strong. When I see these comedy bits of people laughing at him talking about it, I'm like, well, like what is wrong with all these people? They all seem like they were along for this. But think about it. How did he go 20, 30, 40 years without one person? And that's when the conspiracy shit had my attention. Because I'm like, how did like out of 20, 30 years people come out of nowhere and saying

Bill Cosby did this shit? That's what that fucked me up. It's like if it was at all normal at that time. Why don't we hear this about a lot of other dudes who were same age as him? There's all kinds of other comics and peers of his and everything who kind of were around at the exact same time and probably had access to all the same drugs that he had and the same girls, etc. And like, you got to think about it, bro, drugs back then, they're like, if you watch Wolf of Wall

Street, then motherfuckers was popping quailudes, my nigga, and going crazy, bro. You can say the same thing today about niggies taking perks and Zans or whatever. But we're more informed when it comes down to it. drugs now. Like for them like there wasn't nothing for them to watch on TV like that. Yeah but I feel like at the end of the day none of that is putting past the part where he is unwillingly

giving to people. That is wrong. And dropping it in their drinks and shit. That is wrong. But what I'm... That's the main point where it's like it's not like these bitches were wanting to try these drugs like oh yeah, let's go. But this is the thing. My thing is that if something happens to somebody and it's very traumatic, you wait 20, 30 years to talk about

this shit? I don't get that. You can't gauge how some people process and how they're going deal with shit and when they're going to deal with it. What do you? And there's a lot of people who did speak up a long time ago. I didn't know that. They all came together as one movement. Now, but there were whispers about this for years

and years and years. I didn't know that. I was told, and this is like me like, I'm like, when the shit was happening, I'm like, how the fuck did this happened? Like, and then. No, they just they couldn't silence him no more. No, nigs are telling me, yeah, he wanted to buy NBC. So they, you know, they got rid of him. And I'm like, oh, like, I was looking

like that. You know what I'm saying? But if there's one thing that's clear to me, it's that if there is a potential, like, if there's a reality that people don't like, there will always be a conspiracy theory that they can lean on to make them be able to accept the reality of the fucking world or whatever. Like, bro, there are still so many people who are betting on Trump winning the election. And like the betting companies are printing money because there's still people who are

so optimistic who just can't handle the reality that this guy. loss so they're still placing bets on them. Maybe not now, but this crazy-ass article came out about it a couple of days ago about how all these betting sites, like the betting sites, a lot of them made like tens of millions of dollars on the fucking Trump election. Because there was so many people like, because normally the betting lines, like if you look at how it behaves for like, you know, different sports teams, people bet on the teams. But then like there's like a collective like sense of reality that even if you're a huge

Knicks fan and you want to bet on the Knicks, that like, You, you, if they're playing against a team that's better than them, at least the people set in the lines for the bets have a indication of that reality. The difference with the Trump thing is there were so many people dumping money into Trump because they just really like are stuck in a different world. Information-wise that they completely believe that this is how the election was going to play out. And then they weren't willing to like give up on the fucking reality as it became more and more clear that this was actually happening, you know? And Trump is like, this is the most quiet he's ever been.

He's tweeting crazy today. He's calling it rigged election and shit. He's still going. Like, he is... He got to give it up, bro. He is being the definition of a sore loser in this whole thing to the extent that it's like,

you've never seen anything like, you've never seen anywhere in the history of anything be this bad of a sore loser, you know? Yeah, but I've seen today, though, he said like he wants to get people more money for, like, stimulus and stuff. Yeah, he's trying to give people $600. That's nice now.

He's already president, and now he's decided that he wants to get more money. Yeah. Well, he said basically $600. Them giving $600 right now is like the most insults. same thing in the history of the earth. Why don't give me 50 bucks?

Because it's just as useless. But you know what it's going to fucking do? It's going to make the PS5 and Xbox market be even more scarce because everybody has Xbox and PS5 money. What's the best buy the PS5? Bro, kids are eligible? What is the kid going to buy with that shit? I want a fucking PS5.

I want an Xbox. You already got one, but both. Yeah. So you're good then. You know, but you know, I wouldn't want another PS5. Why? Why do you spend? But he need multiple. Because you have one for the gaming monitor and you have one.

I got an 82 inch and I got a 27-inch and I got a 27-inch gaming monitor. And when you play the shooter games, you want to play on the monitor. And when you want to play adventure games, you play it on the 82-inch. Yeah, come on, man. It's motivational. I respect that. You got to unplug it and plug it back in every time to the different shit. That's why you get two.

So I had two play-states at PS-4, as you feel. That's all you had to say. You told me who's staying up to 5 in the morning playing video games. I was like bothered. I'm like, how is that pop. How are you gonna fuck up your sleep for the next day? That's fucking normal. Irresponsible.

And then you wake up and play it again. I can't be on two hours sleep because I was playing video games. My nigga, I come in here to do news. I'm always fucking two, three hours and sleep in. I just don't understand how you do it. I'm a rock star. Yeah, I'd be needing like a four or eight, like, especially like I'm a type of nigga I'll stay up for two days and then I'll sleep for another day. See, I can do that for a week and then I can do that for a week?

Oh wait, two hours every night for a week? Yeah, and then like I want to crash. I can't do that, bro. I feel it. How bad it affects me? me doing interviews and shit, like I can completely tell how bad I am on camera or like unclear my thoughts are and shit when I'm not rested or like feeling healthy and shit. That's what alcohol, like when I sip, it gives me energy. So that's like, if I'm tired, I would just

like start drinking because it's going to give me up and in the mood and shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. Sound like a point to anyone. I'm at a fucking addiction. I don't want no liquor today. This is why we need to have intervention with this guy. No, I'm at a point too. Like if I don't eat good, I feel like shit. If I don't, you know, I don't get enough rest. like all that shit. But the meal prep is going to help. Milprep is going to help you. Because it's going to make you feel overall better.

Like when your body gets used to it. How much I got to pay him a week? It's like 87 a week. That's fire. Let's go. I spend that one day. He'll bring the shit here, bro. All right.

Let's go. Let's do it. Like, while away next week. And it comes with COVID. I was going to say group chat me with him or something. We're going to do this one time. And it's crazy how I found out that he had fucking COVID too

because I hook Laura up with him. How about me sharing blunts with dogface and he gets COVID right after? I was in a bus for two all day. I should probably go get tested. Yeah. Where's Laura? I'm being pissed on. Laura got it?

Laura, was Laura in her dog phase? I don't think so. No, I'm saying. Where is she? She wasn't here today. She's not here. I mean, she don't come in every Tuesday. That's fucked up.

Well, you want to see her? Yeah, that's not homie. We're supposed to be playing a game, remember? I know. Up to that game. You were her and Laura? And they asked you, Black No Jumper. Oh, the game.

I think said a game. You don't talk about Black Noges? Is that what this yellow thing is? you guys are the killer bees. I didn't even... Listen, every time I wear yellow, you always point that shit at. It's kind of racist.

Stingy. That's not racist to say it, yellow. Big bees, throwing up the big bees. Yuri's having a sugar restaurant right now. I was eating a cookie and drinking a... Somebody's happy. A soda. Hey, my son...

My son really was like trying to push him out of his own cheeriness. Hey, where are those cookies at, though? I'm about to go tap in. Those cookies are fire, but I'm telling you, those cookies ain't doing you no favors. You're going to feel like shit from eating that cookie, bud. No, you're fucking not. It's a fucking cookie.

Yerey's like 22. One of the main things in my life that I can't believe is how long it took me to figure out that what I eat has such a huge effect on how I feel. I'm just not figuring that. Eating sugar and cookies and shit and not to mention alcohol will make you feel really, really, really, really bad. When you overdo it. You know what's crazy? And you overdo it like me. To any extent for me now.

You know what's crazy? I just realized what you're talking about, like recently. If you eat a lot of fast food, you'll notice when you wake up, you'll be feeling like shit, bro, all the fucking time. This is one other thing I notice is when I eat super. clean, for like a long period of time, like I was eating like militant for a few weeks and then we went and did a vlog at Lil Zan's house and we

ate fucking like Chick-fil-A and shit which is really like... Not that bad. You think it's not that bad. But after me eating so clean for those few weeks, I could feel the exact difference in what my body felt like that that night and the next morning from the Chick-fil-A. It felt very significant. That's how I am

with soda now. I can't drink soda no more, bro. It's just like super fucking sweet now. Fuck that shit. Like I just, I can't drink soda no more. I barely even like juices like that. I'll drink apple juice or orange juice. I'm going to be honest. It's too sweet. These uh, uh, gloup exotics sent me a big ass box of exotic candies and snacks and shit.

You put me on the fucking, what's it called? What's the, uh, Fatima's grill shit? Oh, I know. And he always, he wants to cook, he wants to cook on a Wednesday too. Yeah, we gotta get them. You told me about the worms, bro? Yeah, the worms. And I'm like, these worms. Bro, they were so good. I put them in an Uber. What worms? They got these like,

Koolet worms. And me Shadda Fatima's grill Yeah, shout to Fatima's grill He wants to come You gotta come on a Wednesday He wants to cook for us I'm gonna cool

I'm gonna come to my stream too Fuck on that Let me do it first nigga Let's do it together We do that We do that We do that Hey but listen

But Sadat to Fatima's Grill Me and Yuri Went to O Jizi's house And they had it there I was high as fuck Left them In Yuri's car

He took him home Hours later I'm at this girl's house And I'm like Dude I want those fucking things Where are they at I'm looking around.

It was gone. I'm like, Yuri. Go outside, put them in the Uber. How much you pay? It was like 12 bucks maybe? 12 bucks for it.

It's fucking worth it. It was worth it. I went to go pick up Kiki. I think it was about to go to Vegas. Like he was going to drive to Vegas or something like that. And then I noticed, I'm like, oh, Fatima's always been telling me like stop by. But I'm like, I don't know. Yes.

It's far out of the way. Yes. So I'm like, all right, I'll pick up Kiki. I notice it's around the corner. Yeah. I'm like, hey, I'm my mom. outside he's like coming here he gives me he just gives us all type of shit bro they got hot chito fucking burritos burritos like crazy that shit he has crazy shit but it's

fire me and kiki was like this shit is crazy bro you got to fuck with the worms though i'm not like buying candy i'm like actively trying to avoid candy i'm gonna bring you the no just know it's the fuck bro look they made us those cookies i didn't even want to go get one right now i ain't a lie the cookies is flight and astro my son was fucking he had I'm trying to hang out with your son. This kid's a fucking vibe, dude. He's so funny. My son, no son is crazy.

So what are you guys doing for Christmas? Anything special plant? Family. Family, bro. Family, bro. Family shit. I didn't buy nobody shit, but my mom, bro. I'm not buying nobody else anything.

I got my mom. I got my mom dripped up. It's COVID. The stimulus hasn't come in yet. I can't buy anyone presents. No, exactly. This is how I feel. You know, it's going to be like Thanksgiving, though, bro.

Like, I have, like, my uncle, my uncle then had cancer for, like, 14 years. So it's like, I really don't want to, like, bring people around. him. He's not like sick or like fucked up but it's like the nigga than had the shit for 14 years. It's just such a weird thing because like having Christmas with the kid is supposed to be so awesome

but she's like five weeks old. But your kids are clearly like she's not gonna remember anything. Yeah. It's like my son are you gonna remember this Christmas? You probably won't start remembering Christmas until like five or six. Yeah. I don't remember shit when I was even yourself when you think about Christmas as a kid it's like you have these

like very brief memories and stuff. Like, maybe you should just lock your kid in a closet until they're, like, five or six when they're going to start remembering shit, right? You know what? You have to do all this nice stuff for them before they're going to remember it. I think certain toys, I can remember certain toys that I wanted, and I can, that dad takes me back to my childhood.

I remember my dad telling me that I couldn't get my sister an Alf doll because he would be scared because he was just born. A what, dog? You want to know what? You don't know what? The alien? Is that fucking alien, like, little cats? Yes, he ate cats. That was his whole thing. Okay, I watched I watched the last episode of Alf

randomly and I was like This can't be the last episode And the government literally stole Alf They took him? To like surgically like fuck him up And then that was the end of this show Wow So that was like that's fucked up

I peeve my nigga Al That's crazy I don't know that Yeah I'd like to actually go watch I'd like to watch every episode of Alf That was an amazing show You know what I'm watching right? Oh I never like really watched it

But you know what I'm watching right now over again What? Malcolm in the fucking middle Never seen a great show All classic You never seen that? No. Great show. Yeah, Malcolm in the middle, bro.

You repeat the question. You're not the boss of me now. You're not the boss of me now. You're not the boss of me now. And I'm not so well. No, you fuck the words over here. But that's why you said Agent Cody Banks? That's the nigga Frankie Mune is right here.

My nigga Frankie Mune is all that. It's a Jack Harlow song, but it's also from a movie, Agent Cody Banks. I'm totally. You got to watch Malcolm in the middle, though. You got to me. Get ready for fucking. It's a snowfall, bro. It's a fucking amazing.

Snowfall season four. Oh, man, snowfall's a shit, bro. I was just listening to Vlad and Kamaya talk about insecure as if this is like fucking, I never, insecure. I've never even heard of it. It's dope, but I can't see you watching it.

You don't like snowfall. I don't fucking watch really like, this is very, very hard for me to get into a TV show. Snowfall is about how crack cocaine got in Los Angeles. Right. See, that sounds appealing to me, even though I've never seen it. And it's crazy.

The actor, too, the actor, the main actor. We just watched this whole show on, on Netflix. It's about Richard Jewell, who was the fucking security guard when they did that bombing at the Olympics. Oh. And he was- A movie, it's a movie.

It's a TV show. No, they have a movie about that shit, brother. It just came on on Netflix as a whole like TV series about it. No, they have a fucking movie about that. Okay, well, that is not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the TV series that just came on Netflix, which is basically like, because, you know, he didn't do it, but they fucking accused him and shit. So this is like fucking crazy.

Oh, yeah, this is the craziest thing that I got from the whole thing. This really happened. is that, so Richard Juel wasn't the one who did it. There's this other guy who was the one who did it. The FBI shows up at his mom's house to talk to her about her son and how her son is on the run and how he's doing all these bombings.

But he has this brother. The brother's there. While the FBI agents are there, the brother takes a fucking saw, a mechanical saw, and cuts his own hand off in front of the FBI. Why?

I don't know. Like, apparently this really happened. But it's like he just does this like to make some kind of statement. Because he's like a fat security guard, right? I've seen a trailer. No, not Richard Jewell. The guy who actually was doing the killings was who was doing the bombings. He actually cut his, his brother cut his hand off in front of the FBI.

Niggi, did you see Mastermind on Netflix? What's it? Oh my God, bro. It's a documentary about this fucking lady. She has like, powers. Howers. The fucking bomb to the guy. She straps the bomb to the guy and he sends him to the bank.

He's telling the police like, hey, No, I have to deliver it at this point Or it's gonna blow up. If the bomb was real. This is it real movie? Nick, the bomb blew up. It blew up and killed the guy? Yes.

It's been so long since I've seen it. On live TV. Oh, what's it called? Mastermind, bro. Huh? Mastermind. Oh, it is evil genius. Oh, my bad.

That's why I was confused. I'm like, yeah, I definitely saw that. It is even genius. What the fuck is mastermind? I don't know. It sounds like an appropriate. It sounds like an appropriate. It sounds like an appropriate.

a name for such a program. Wow. Oh, man. I'm a great. Great plot. Anything else we should touch on? Anything else that we need to address? Lil Wayne sold his masters for a hundred million dollars.

No, he didn't sell his masters. He sold everybody else's masters. He didn't sell his own. It was just Drake and Mickey? I think it was a young money. I thought it was everybody involved. Oh, it's him too. And therefore, it was a lot more than $100 million, I think, is what I heard.

I don't know. That's a lot of fucking money. But Bob Dylan, how much he got? He sold his shit for, like, double. that or something. People always trip out when people sell their catalogs, but it's like, well, you're going to die with it sooner or later? It's a hundred million dollars, man. What the fuck? And like, what?

Like, okay, like, say you die and like, what, the rank label is not going to fucking give it to your kids or even if they are giving it to them, they're going to fucking make them go through the hell. It's definitely going through your kids if you own it. But I like, I like now that a lot of artists, what they're doing is they're putting their fucking kid

as like executive producers and like they give them writing credit. So they will still get royalties even when they're gone. That's like my nigga Asad, like, he got full albums out. So, like, Assad will always get royalties for his name being on those albums, bro. And writing and shit. Who's that?

Oh, Calas. He's a Caldus kid. He's a Caldus kid. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like, full albums with his, like, name, and he's writing credits and all types of shows. You got to put your kid on your shit? I'm going to do all that shit.

You got on his shit anyway, so. You should have featured your kid on the song with Icewear Vezzo and Krispy Life. Why? That would have been hard. You can barely talk No So all he's gonna fucking say This kissby life

All he says is no Mom Well put that on the album No and mom He says he says other stuff too But he really just says no Bagel no Wow

How long too you tell him about that Oh that's what I wanted to tell you Did your kid know about that? That's what I wanted to tell you You're not murder No when I did the podcast With Alexis Texas Shout out when that comes out

I did this I did this like three days ago She was done Yeah Like white Alexis Texas Yeah fuck yeah she but but I was telling her the bagel no story because she was asking me about the show oh my god and she said you always have to sign no no let me tell you what's crazy about it

her friend says this is your Achilles hill no listen it's his soup his krypton i shut the fuck up and let me say this her friend says it's crazy because your nickname her nickname is bagel they call her bagel so i was like mind blown wow yeah so they call her bagel and i said it killed her that's what I said Wow It's dope Yeah because I'm gonna go put Cream cheese in my dick

Now and fuck a bagel And think about Alexis Texas I like bagels so much That I would fuck one And everything bagel Alexa Texas is dope That was dope You gonna try holler out

I said her ass in real life I said some like wild shit on there About you hook him up with her No just me I just I was I wait to see How's her ass Look in real life

Very nice Very nice My interview with her Got like a million plus views But I never asked About the black guy thing Did you you asked her about it? I did off camera.

He had to be low-key about it. She's my friend. Apparently is a touchy subject. She's my friend. I feel like they did do her kind of dirty. They did her. It wasn't her fault. She was just telling the world what the porn. But sometimes you can't tell the world shit in that because it make you look bad. Her podcast is dope, though. Oh, you went on her podcast. I thought you brought her on here. No, I went to her podcast.

I thought she had ass shaking on this table. I was about to like sniff to see him. You still sniff at him? You sniffing at him? Sniff at his seat. Is that a thing sniffing seats? I mean, Ruby Rose sat in one of these chairs and I licked it. Just no, Ruby Rose sat in one of these chairs like six hours before I was here and I licked the chair as soon as I got here. For real?

Yeah. Her vagina would have had to be sopping for it to. Let me shout out a little one piece on. She did confirm that she asked Drusky to delete the video of him describing her. Yeah, remember? Her muffin. Do you still got the video? Druski is funny as far.

I forget what she said exactly, but she confirmed. No, I remember. She confirmed that she did, in fact, ask him to delete it because she felt like it was a little over the line. Bro, that shit was hilarious. You see when he hung up on Chance the Rapper? Like, they're playing around. That shit was funny as good. One of these days we'll talk about Chance the Rapper.

We probably shouldn't, though. Yeah, we've probably get around. We've got to get around to. What the fuck you mean? There's just a lot going on with him. You're always being sued by his ex-manager because his album sucked. Yeah, his last manager is suing the fuck out of him. Because, you know, his last album was, like, the biggest flop and he had to cancel his whole tour and everything?

It's crazy because the coloring book album was so fucking good to me. That's crazy because the ASA rap was so good, too. Asa rap is classic. I bet I've listened to less chance the rapper than anyone in this room. Asset rap is a classic to me. Possibly in the state. And the coloring book is fucking amazing too. My girl talks about that shit.

She knows some of those albums like back to back. And I'm like, I never heard it. I never heard acid rap. You never heard acid rap. You're going to listen out on the way home? For sure, bro. Just know he just got into I love my wife's on. And it's just like, all right, we get it.

Right. You're married. I feel like everybody gets to like that. And then like, it's even like, shit. Who like Kanye did it? That's when everybody starts to hate you. Once you start to feel happy and like you actually enjoy your life. Yeah.

That's when everybody starts to hate your music. We need eminent back on the pills. That's like A Boogie. Like A Boogie, when I first heard A Boogie album, he was like heartbroken. I was like, this shit is so hard. You related to it because your heart was broken as well? My heart being broken before, man. Players, players get hurt, hurt too, man.

I spent a long time. But I don't have like a soundtrack for when my heart hurts. Let me tell you something. If Lina said she was done with you today, you would be listening to fucking R&B right now. You'll be listening to, uh, oh, oh, I would like that you know what I would like that. Oh, by my assy. I don't have any songs that come in mind to be sad to.

You got it to. You have songs like you're a sad point. Yeah. This is my problem. Got it. You got it bad. There's nothing that I have in mind for if I were to be sad. I don't know the words.

I honestly like to know what percentage of the audience agrees with me. When you're stuck in the house and you wouldn't have fun. That's all you think about. You got it bad. Hey, let me hit that with you. We should start a group. A RV group. All right, we're wrapping up the pods.

You guys can only sing to me so much. It's going to burn for me to say this. It's coming from a heart. Long time coming. We didn't be a fell apart. I really want to work this out. But I don't think it's going to change us. I do what you don't.

I think it's best we go a separate way. I'm going to tell you guys about how great Indian music is next week. No drop a show. We out. Appreciate y'all.