No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 80

Episode Date: February 3, 2021

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MLK. MLK. MLK when we're live. That's a good idea. That's an awful lot of dreams. I'm trying to think of like, there's got to be a shirt that you could do with like MLK, LMK. What's LMK? Let me know.

I thought you meant LK, like last Kings. That's there too, yeah. Remember that? Dude, how tapped in with Raps past, am I having interviewed Young L.A. and Travis Porter in the last week? You interviewed Travis Porter? Uh-huh. There's no way you knew anything about them. I knew about them.

They actually had a ton of huge songs that I didn't even realize were them. Yeah. Bro, what? You should have asked them about the original director's cut of the Make It Rain video. They had to fucking, like, it was so raunchy. Are you talking about the one that was the whole top floor of that hotel with Tiger in and shit? That was the lit one. They talked about that on the Travis Porter interview.

I think we are alive now. And it was fucking, it just sounded like the craziest thing ever. They said nipsy just pulled up, like on some regular shit. Meek Mills in the video, like barely even doing a cameo just showing love real quick. Because it's just hell of bitches in that video. There's like 200 girls and they have the whole top floor of a hotel. God, can you imagine what kind of trouble that they could have got in there? That sounds like an amazing time.

I know, just bathing. That sounds like my everyday life. Just bathing and ass? Yeah. You know? That's hot. That's why we bring you around. Yeah, honestly.

Wow. AD just came in bearing gifts. Look at this. AD comes in bearing gifts. Wow. Look at this. This is a light up sun. Adam should be giving us gifts.

What's going on, guys? Yes, we did start without you. Armand. Courtesy of the homie miko. Wow, look at this. It's going to light up. You're going to plug it into something. Let's plug it up.

This is fire already. Hey, D, out here at tech class. What if it should just explode it? That would be a movie. My fucking head gets blown off real quick. Dude, I got my seat all high so that they can see me better. It looks good when I look over at the camera. But then at the same time, he's like, why the fuck am I so

high up. I'm trying to be like, yeah, I need to get a higher. Oh shit, he's ripping the fucking thing off like, like, like, like, it's an iPhone. I need a high rollers one. Oh, wait, we'll plug it up to a computer. It's a USB. Anything that's a USB. You might have to check our story if you want to see what it looks like. We might not be able to plug it in the vicinity

of this podcast. Damn, look at that. Fire. Plug talk. Oh, and they got a remote too. Yeah, they got a remote. Yeah. Curvesy to you to homie Miko, man. That out Miko. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big drip. That was fire. Did you open up my Red Bull?

You hit his Red Bull? I caught me. I water fault it though. I waterfall it. I'm sorry. That's a lot fire right there. Damn, look at us. We got to put that somewhere.

Oh, I need a high rollers one for sure. Oh, shit. That's fire. Check out our story. He made those by hand? That's fire. He makes a lot of arts and crafts projects. He made my logo too.

Isn't it? I will say that AD has, he just has so many connections. He's empowering a new person that he met on Instagram every week. No, I know this nigga forever. He ain't. He ain't new. He ain't new.

He ain't new. He ain't new. He's not new to this. He knew him over a decade. He's actually a dope-ass producer and shit too. Oh, for real? But he just, he makes mirrors now too, so. That's fire.

Yeah. So you got to attack the game from all angles, honestly. We got an important question that we got to ask here. Also, there's a candle. A Hennessy candle. It's like that. Hey, we never have a candle on here. Let's spark that up, man.

Is it really smell like Hennessy? I can do it for me. I can do it for me. I'm what's a bit Hennessy. I don't know if I necessarily wanted to all the way smell like Hennessy candle. Let's go. Yeah, spark that bitch up. Sipping Hennessy.

I need to upgrade my... I need to upgrade my Rony game, man. This nigga, this nigga AD is just bust down, man. I went on a little Y&W. I'm trying to get like AD, man. I went down to Y&W. Melly fucking rabbit holes. Listen to the album the other day.

What a beautiful. This is amazing. Damn, look at that. Candle hall. We've been in the game for a long time and now we got a candle. candle hallics real candle by you man put in the middle

I was just smelling it yeah let me smell it it smells good oh shit you did exactly what I was trying to avoid this is your first time

near an open flame apparently holy shit that was like somebody clipped that that's good that right there was worth the first 10 minutes

of this podcast being a total mess was to snort fire I didn't even know that was possible how's phone been telling people for years but that was you took it literal I still smell it he's selling fire that you

put up your nose I think my nose hair is like burnt right now probably did yeah I regret I did I hate nose hairs anyway something I want to talk about before we really get too deep into this podcast how the white man drugged me I drugged the house phone in the middle of the podcast and unfortunately then I left so I wasn't able to take advantage of his body but talk about yeah talk about getting drugged by me so I don't really take edibles like that shit like that and uh he just passed me one i thought it was gonna be like not that big of a deal you feel i've been taking two or three like bro you feel high off i legit thought that i was on acid or something bro i was like this nigga gave me some other type of drug bro like i was tweaking

i started having like i went into like weird conspiracy theory like youtube warm hole in my head though i'm like i'm like the government released covid-19 they're about to do some new world order shit and they're about to like, I was thinking all this is why I'm just sitting here doing the last. I'm like, I'm like, you see why I didn't take you? I'm like, they're about to enslave all of us and put us in the fucking,

the Denver airport. I'm not going to lie. The other night, I got really high and I went to bed and I had a fucking dream, which I don't really dream that much, to be honest, because I usually face a blunt immediately before I go to sleep. I had a dream and I'm not going to say the rapper because it's too morbid,

but there was like a rapper that I'm friends with. And in the dream, this op had basically cut this rapper's head off and sent me a video of him with this rapper's decapitated head

holding him by the hair this is what I woke up thinking was real momentarily. Did you text you as he told to post it up in your dream? No, but also I don't think I don't think I consider

the snitching implications like I didn't know what to do with that footage. Because it's certainly notable. So the rapper I got decapitated was your op and then one of your no no no the rapper is somebody I'm cool with one of his ops that caught him lacking cut his head off oh then sent me a video on Instagram my guess of him waving this rapper's head around you've been watching too much TV I mean

can we just go ahead and jump into one of the first stories that basically kind of happened pretty similar to us he mark is his brother oh yeah yeah on Instagram live with the most important thing about this is the fact that Jason sent me this link and I watched this full video while I was at Lena's fucking relatives house and I'm sitting there just watching on my phone and I didn't realize that I was going to see

multiple dead bodies and even after I watched it I didn't realize that they were underage and completely butt naked. That's what they're saying that the girls were like 16 and 15. Why were they even around this is like 29 year old man? You know what's crazy too? When I first started watching a video

I low-key thought that that was like he had like a blow-up doll or something I was like fake shit I thought he had like a fake like a what's the motherfuckers Like a sex dog Yeah like one of them sex dolls And I was like oh this is a person By the time you sent the link

By the time I checked the link that you sent all the The videos were deleted. I was on YouTube I know it was deleted though by the time I clicked on it I couldn't believe it It had been up for like four hours And I haven't been taken down yet when I saw it And I tweeted like multiple screenshots

from the video and then everybody flipped the fuck out. I sent it to Yassie, actually, and she was like, Adam, delete that. Yeah. Thanks, Yassie. Yeah, that was a weird thing to witness on the internet. But apparently, like, we don't know how the situation went.

I know A.D. probably is, like, feeling for the guy who murdered the two girls. I am not feeling for him. Don't like that. No, no, no, no, no. Do not put that on me, nigga. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no.

No, no. No, no. No, no. I feel like what he's going through. Uh-uh. I've been there. I don't feel. that one.

You never had two. The girls try to set you up and you just had to take their lives to keep living? No. Relax. You never had to do that? No, I never had to.

Have you? Sound like something white people would do? Code of the streets. No, as we have seen in that video, that's not the case. In fact, it appears that the victims were white. Also, the one thing that really tripped me out is the fact that the girl's

bodies looked all fucked up and bloody and bruised it. It doesn't seem like he just shot them. It seemed like he, like, bludgeoned them to death or something. I don't know. That shit was weird, man. He tried to say that Uzi Marcus is the one that set him up. Even though I guess he's in prison right now. I mean, Ouzzi Marcus? Yeah. Really? That's what they're saying. So now they're going to be presumably in the same jail. That could be a good collab, yeah.

Him and his brother collabing in jail. Things could start going down. Can we just every week when we come in here, can we just talk about different episodes of World's Most Dangerous Prisons that we've watched? I never seen this show. Bro, I love that show. You just got to sit there and just think about not being in jail while you watch it. Yeah. It's amazing. I've seen one where the fucking, they put this guy in solitary confinement and he was so bored and so out of his mind. He would literally cut himself to go to the hospital to get fucking air and shit for a little bit of a time.

Jerry, can you bring one on a Starbucks? But yes, that is that, I don't know what to say about that. That seems like a pretty logical. thing to do if you are in solitary confinement. No, but these are like prisons around the country, bro. Like their third war country, yeah, around the world, bro, that are like fucked, bro. They look like bomb shelters, bro. Like something just hit the fuck out of them.

And this one, they shut it down because it was so inhumane, bro. Like, it was bad like that. Crazy. But there's one that they showed that was off the coast of Africa, I guess. It's like an island of like a million people. And one day, like the whole jail was just fucked. like people doing mad drugs in there people just getting totally fucked up

they banned everything all at once they got rid of cigarettes they got rid of all the drugs all the weapons and like they basically just made this whole prison so that everybody in there is so terrified to do anything to stand out at all because if you are one minute late

getting out of your bed they give you one day in solitary confinement oh nika I would be there one there for like you just day one you get like two months I would have been in there for life. I would never be out. I'm late everywhere. Yeah, we noticed.

Although actually today. Today I wasn't late today. Bro, they said their solitary too was like they fill it with water so you won't be fucking comfortable. Like, is it wet? That's fucking gross. Just wet and clammy everywhere. So you can't just be comfortable just lay down if you want to.

I was watching one of the prisons. That's probably all smells bad. I was watching one of the prisons and they literally like the food pretty much looks like garbage like it's just like like just liquid and just like crap in it and like then they're literally using garbage to eat their food like they take a guy yeah yeah yeah yeah they cut it in half and then that's like what they use to eat their their dinner is is just like a half a soda ball still has like orange soda remnants and they like toss this fucking horrible looking soup into it and then you got to just eat out of garbage i'm like literally didn't even know that this existed

in a prison? They come in with a dumpster, bro, and just dump it and all the inmates fight for the trash, bro, and sell the trash, bro, to survive, bro. Yo, what the fuck? We're just telling him everything about this. This is fucked, right?

You don't even get to sleep inside unless you pay. What do you mean? But the lifestyle for the dudes who have money is completely different. They have actual bunks. There's even like a part of that fucking jail where there's like stores, like people are running in little businesses

where they're like make you some bullshit. But this is the people that work for the jail though? No. No, everybody inside the jail. But it's like inmates. There's like tears of people. Like there's the poor people in jail. There's like the people have a little bit money.

And then there's like the rich people. And the rich people have like big fucking cell. There's a guy running a whole tattoo operation. He got all his equipment. He can lock his door and shit. That guy must have money out the ass. I know. I'll say, how you get a lot?

That off, bro. He got to lock himself up at night. That one guy had delivery service. He just had somebody delivering food to people like their sales and shit. Pulling up to make McDonald's and shit. He'd and everybody making him and his wife making $500 a week. His wife is in jail with him?

She will come visit. Yeah. They run a business. Your wife visits you in jail. I wonder how interesting this says to people. But your wife comes to visit you in jail and it's just in the jail hanging out. Somehow this guy's running this whole business out of this kitchen is like everything that we ever thought about prison is just out of the window in some of these jails. Like you just never would have.

Ours is Disneyland compared to everybody else's deals. I think we should just go throw Adam in there for a month and just to see. if he could survive. What value could I possibly bring to the situation? I would be just like one of the regular ass prisoners. Oh no, I guess I can have some money in there. I'm just like buy a little room. Stay the fuck away from everybody else. I might stay. I might stay in bed for a full

year if I had a year. I'm just going to stay in my room, in bed. Not getting up. Not doing anything. Anytime I ever spent any like time in like county or whatever for a couple days or however a little nigga, I'd slept the whole time. I was like, this is not real. I'm not here for Oh, that shit makes me angry, bro.

I'm like, for a person that's always on the go, to sit down and not even know what time of day it is, bro, fucking goes crazy. When I got locked up in New York for this one 24 hours, the longest I ever been locked up, I had to use my shoe as a pillow, and it made me fucking miserable, and it was the worst.

Yeah. Both my shoes, really. I had nothing. I'm just laying on the ground. It's like me and like 40 fucking dudes, you got a shit where everybody can just see you shit. It's like the grossest thing on her. I know.

And then I got my two fucking van. Low tops and that's what I'm using as a pill. Niggins sleeping on slip on this? I'm in Manhattan. This is just like, how are these the conditions for me in a holding cell for 24 hours with 40 fucking guys? I couldn't believe it. Nigel, how about how about I go outside of my house one day with my socks on and the fucking police comes out and just says get in the car? It takes me to jail for gangloring overnight and I asked for some shoes.

They didn't give me no shoes. I have white socks on in jail overnight, bro. And they let me out with the white socks. The motherfuckers was black and brown by the time I got out, bro. For ganglory in front of my own house, bro. What? Yes. And let me out the next day.

Stupidest shit ever, bro. That's insane. Happy black history, one. How long ago was this? This was like five years ago. That's not that long ago. But this is still back in the hood. This is before you moved to the valley?

Allegedly I live in the valley. It's a big valley. It's a big valley. Wait, hold on. I was still living in the Compton. They say I ain't hood because I live in the valley. Oh, here we go. They say I'd never been to the alley.

I told them cats, ha, I've been in the alley. I want to, okay, as long as we're reciting classic rap lyrics, I just want to say, I just want to put this on record. Walk up in my spot, sit down, have a seat. I've just been in five shootouts this week. Young Scooter. Young Scooter on Trapp God, Gucci Man's legendary mixtape that I was listening to. Scooter is a fire.

That's his favorite rapper. Jook season, man. Come on, man. I remember I played Young Scooter for, for, for Hucer Man,'s his favorite. house phone and house phone's just like wow so every song is just him repeating the name of the song over and over on the hook I'm like yes this basically my favorite count juk count juk you know what talking about that name of that song is probably called count and jug it is and juk and juk motherfucker keep jub that shit is so funny in my mind young scooter is the biggest drug dealer of all time

allegedly no i can make cocaine oh yeah dude that that should have been no one song that's always that's That song was big. That song should have been bigger than Old Town Road. That song should have been... Early Future was on that song, bro. Man. Legend. He was signed to Gucci and Future at the same time.

He definitely has issues with Gucci because he's, like, said in his songs. There's one song. He goes, I'll probably never do another song with Gucci, man. And then he neglects to inform you why or anything. But we just, you know, YouTube. Some type of bad business. YouTube sleuths, let me know. Yeah, because he was signed to Gucci and Future at the same time.

So it's like something. what's going on. I don't know. That's booming though. Booming. Yeah, right. His money getting split up like 10 ways at that point. It's worth it. Your free bans, your 1017, fuck it, take all my money. Can I drink the candle? I'm plugged in. Yes, you can. Just drip it all over your tongue. Candle-hollics.

You want to hear a fucking retarded that story that I could hit you all over the headway? Don't say that. Go ahead. Okay, a mentally disabled story. A challenge story? A mentally challenged story. Okay, go ahead. Me and my girl. Which one? Lena. Which one? Mind blown.

I come home and she's just, which one, huh? I'm sorry, Len. You got more than one of me? We were hooking up with some girl back in the day. Two girls, actually. And one of them had the bright idea. She wanted to drip candle wax on Lenna's ass.

Nope. This is not something you should just go into, oh, willy-nilly, my friend. Just thinking that it's going to be all right. If you were to do this, what you would need to do is you would need to allow the candle wax to like drip to the side and like sort of get a chance to cool down I think before you let it hit the ass I think that's how they do it in the movies because it

turned out that the candle wax just like burnt her ass really bad and her ass looked off fucked up for like three weeks and then finally it went back to normal but it was like I'm filming and this happens is she like ah ah yeah I could see it in her face it was like ridiculously painful the other girl has no fucking clue. In my head, I'm thinking like, what the fuck? Did you plan this? Yeah, she, like, planned to, like, harm her on purpose. I don't know.

I have a movie for you. Another black movie that's relating to that. Me and Girls, too. No. Don't be a menaceous South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. I haven't seen it since I was a child. Okay. I thought he has to watch the original Menace and Society.

I've seen Menace of Society enough times. I don't need to see it again. But you're right. No, I will watch Prims Hood Cinema talk about. Oh, my God. Recaps of movies He made it so I didn't have to watch Higher Learning again.

I just watched him talk about higher learning for 10 minutes, boom. That's a great movie though. Higher Learning. The best movie. You missed the analogy of what I was trying to break down now. Okay, continue.

The nigga had a government cheese and he had the girl burning it on his chest. And he's just moving like, ah, ah, you burning me. You gotta watch it, bro.

He was liking it. He was liking it at first, but I guess the cheese was burning like you said. Yo, times is hard when you got to burn cheese on your boyfriend to keep him horny.

That's fucking brutal right there. dude wow I feel like we need to compile like a list of just classic black movies to get out I gave it to him six months ago what's the saddest shit you ever did to get some pussy like letting a girl burn hot cheese all over you 80's like never oh I never did none I have I never did nothing I have no story I don't know about the saddest but like I went all the way to San Bernardino for a dry hand job one time I'm not mad at that Drive? Wait, wait. You should have spit on your own shit.

And then, like, so... That's not even bad. I would do the same thing. No, no, no, no, no. It was bad. Because we get to San Bernardino. It was the same job. Look, look. So we... So it was like after a long night of party and too.

And then she's like, oh, you want to come back with me to San Bernardino? I'm like, yeah, whatever. It's like not that far. And then we're like halfway there. I'm like, nigg, this shit is far as fuck. It's way too far. Bro. Who was driving?

Her. She was driving to do that shit, too. Wow. Wow. And we're like smoking weed listening to Kendrick Lamar, and I'm just thinking about my whole life. Like, bro, why am I? It's like 10 a.m.

Why am I on the way to San Bernardino for the possibility of getting some pussy right now? Anyway, we get there. As soon as we get into bed, her roommate bust through the door. Oh, my God. Our other roommate got into a car accident. She's a vegetable now. No. I swear to God, though.

I'll be like this. So. Bro, I'm talking about my dick is out under the cover. Could you give me like 15? minutes. And then she hops up like, oh my God. Catherine is fucking a vegetable now. Catherine.

Was she really a vegetable? Bro, like this girl is not here anymore. She was a carrot? I don't think this girl's even alive anymore. Was it Terry Shibow? Apparently she's not alive and she was a vegetable. No, she got into a real. Y'all don't remember Terry Shivo?

No. She was this huge thing on the news where there was this chick who was she had been in a coma for like mad years and they were going to take her off life support and it became this whole fucking national controversy over whether they'd girls family should be able to make the decision to basically take her life anyway that is who you got to wait i'm not going to go there no that's a hard story yeah and then yes and then we had to deal with that all day of like all their roommates and all that shit just like you know being sad and and your wiener still is just loaded i mean like by this point i was like there for the whole day and

i had to like leave with them the next morning to go back to l.a so i just had to just stay there and all I got out of that whole thing was a hand job but like but like best case scenario you get like some unprotected sex for like five minutes at like 10 in the morning and you went all the way to San Bernardino which they called the Dino for the record

shout out to everybody from the Dino it was just not worth it nothing about that trip was worth it we had some really good Chinese food though when it really comes down to it was vegetables there everything you ever done in your whole life because of pussy wasn't worth it was not worth it never It's usually not true. I have some bad shit too, bro.

Like, okay. I've taken flights, though. I've, I've had a woman. I always be like, mad, baby, I need some money bad. And she would tell me, I never forget. Her name was Ray. I don't care if she hears this. She said, I got $300 for you, but you have to spend the night with me for the weekend in Victorville.

That's not the night, nigga. That's the weekend, bro. So I basically was, I was doing that shit like once a month, bro. That's fire. $300 jug. Yeah, bro. It was so boring, though, bro. That's some people's welfare.

It was like a sex slave, bro. I was about to say that she just like... That's how you felt? Like you had to just fuck her, like, way more than you wanted to. And the thing about it for $300 back then, it was working back then, though. $300 is not nothing. Not now. It was back then where I'm in the hood.

I'm saying, it's something, you know? At that point, when you ain't got nothing else going on? Especially when you buy McChicons and shit every day. She's just paying for your food and you can eat good off the McChicken. Yeah, that's big. You just slang it's some dick, yeah. What about you, Adam? What's your most extensive plate?

I've been trying to think of one this whole time, and I got nothing because I always just handled myself with the utmost composure. Never did no thirsty shit ever. Okay. I got another bad one. Yeah? You want me to share? All right. Yeah, go ahead.

I could probably share one for you, but I don't even know. This is the Campfire, Campfire AD. All right. Once there was a long ago where I got blue balls. Okay. Tell me your story. One time I went to this college, this little college club, whatever, situation. and then it was two girls there.

One was fucking with the homie. One was fucking with me, right? They both was bad. So I hit one of them, and then afterwards she left, but her friend stayed with my homie. And when I seen her, I started, like, holling at her.

And then I got her in the room, and I'm just like, hey, what's up? And she's just like, no, you just fucked my friend. And I asked her, I was like, you ever been to L.A. before? And she was like, no. I said, I would get you a ticket to L.A. So she was like,

show me the ticket, and I'll let you hit right now. and I literally googled a fucking plane ticket, bro. And the shit said, the shit. Plain ticket. No,

the shit was from China to Los Angeles. I just flashed the motherfucking LAS ticket real quick. Like I booked her fucking flight and fucked her. And then in the morning, she got up and she looked at the ticket and she just started crying, laughing and shit. She was like, that was a good one.

So she was cool with it because I was thinking when we, when we dropped surviving AD, that would be like an important anecdote, I think. It's like, he showed me a ticket that he Googled. I can see the Google search text at the top of the screen. Hey, it was from China.

Yeah. Yo. That's lit. That was bad. That was bad. Where were you guys at? Like San Jose State. It was like one of the people in the places.

God. I don't know. I really can't think anything that would like be a great story even though obviously. Obviously I'm just miserably struck out on pussy. Oh, no. You want to hear like a story that I think of when it just really, it just hurt me in my heart. Like it really. really like almost borderline made me depressed.

It was so humiliating. So I was on this BMX trip like 2009. I got my whole, or 2010, 11, whatever. I got my whole BMX team with me, right? When y'all would beat up homeless,

niggas, right? Different story. So we go to, both fights. We go to fucking, we go to Hooters. And we got,

you know, it's like me in like six, like strapping young bucks. Like even at this point, 2010, I'm like, Not young bucks. Not young buck and not no strap on it.

I'm like, I'm like 26, right? So I'm already like kind of graduated to like old head status in BMX, 26, 27, whatever. So I'm like, I got my whole team with me though. And a lot of them are like in like ripped shape. They're 19 pro BMX rider.

They got a fucking Red Bull hat on God knows what, you know. So, but either way, I meet the waitress. Smoking hot blonde chick. I started talking to her. She's just feeling me. She's like, oh my God. Like it's so cool. You got a BMX trait.

run, run, run, take my number, whatever. So we meet up with her. I'm driving the white van. I'm like, this girl is just like so into me. It's ridiculous. And she's so hot. And it's just like, wow, this could not be worked out any better. So she fucking, we meet up with her at this strip club.

And she has, you know, like a drink, maybe like two drinks. All of a sudden, her little fucking pea brain realizes that these other dudes that I'm with are getting drunk. I have to drive. So I can't get wasted. and they're younger and harder than me. And she just fully switches teams to an unnamed BMX rider. Chelsa. And his room in the spot where we were staying at was next to mine.

So I have to hear him fucking her. And I have to see her running naked to the bathroom. Huh? And I'm just sort of like sitting in my room, like twiddling my fingers. You for sure jacked off was crying. I might have been so bummed. I couldn't even jerk off. I don't know.

Michelle, my dick might not have worked. I have like... That was a bad. Like, I just felt like such a... I just felt old. I felt like a fucking loser. Yeah. And I really felt like, damn.

I definitely just did not get laid. That one was bad, though. That hurt. Nah, I got one that is basically similar, except for it was my homie. Fucking this girl that I was already fucking. But then she kind of like played me to the side on something like, I just want to be friends and like be open.

Like, I could see us being together later on in life. She hit me with one of those. And then she ended up. fucking the homie in the living room. I mean, in the room, and I was in the living room. And I remember I had to go to court. I had to go see my probation officer that morning or something. So I couldn't even leave, and I had to literally just sit there and listen to them fucking.

I try to put headphones in and like. Dude, anytime that a girl, like, turns you down and, like, kind of convinces you that, like, she's turning you down because she's, like, a good girl or whatever. And then she does some mega ho shit and you find out that will really have you like. But you know, it's crazy, though. She came out there. this bitch came out the room naked with the cover the cover wrapped around her and then she tried to like say something to me and I'm just like bitch like you got me fucked up and she was just like I'm not your bitch like I don't know why are you tripping like that I know you was hot steaming I never wanted to you know this is the realest conversation in the history of podcasting because guys don't really like to share their stories about getting their feelings hurt girls switching up on them what I want to hear is I want to hear a story where you fully think you got something going on with a girl and she straight up leaves you for your feelings. a friend. You just have to make do. Yeah, that's like, those are just

I think it's good. Tell us a tale in which you struck out in which a girl went from tapped in with you to all of a sudden she's like, oh hell nah, meek Mills here? Nah, sorry, AD. She's like, Trace Slongs is here? Come on. Something like that did happen to me before.

Not to the best of us. Not with Tray though. Not with Tray. Having to the best of us, man. I had, me and a homie had a couple of joints one day, right? They was feeling us. We was drinking. Nigger, we go to dinner. We do the whole nine yards. You feel me?

And while we getting cracking at the house and shit, trying to get them to you. I know, get cracking. Motherfucker, I just hear the girl say, hey, what's it called? Said, pull up right now for some money. It was a fucking R&B singer. And it wasn't my homie Tray songs. He said, hey, he got some money right now. Chris Brown.

She's like, bitch, let's go. The motherfucker's dick. They got out of there. They're like, all I got is personality. No, they didn't say buy or nothing. They just went to the car and did. Fuck these niggas. I was brutal.

I wasn't mad. Those for the money. I respect them. I had a girl switch up and bail out on me and I didn't know where she went, but then I figured out later that she was fucking low pump and he was 16. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She bailed out on me to go catch a statutory rape charge. Allegedly.

You know what, no, you know what had me fucked up one time? Nigger, our, our ops main bitch was like my, like, I was talking to this bitch at the time, right? Our mutual you know who I'm talking about. I know where this going. I hate this person. Anyway, listen, so this bitch

was like, we're supposed to link up and do something. I forgot. And then like, oh, I think she's supposed to come with me to this show. And then she stopped texting me back or whatever. Nick, I go to the show.

I go upstairs. She's fucking on Wi-Fi's funeral lap. And I'm like, oh, bro. Like, what the fuck? Oh, my God. I didn't even know the bitch. And you end up in the same backstage. That's cool.

I'm like, ah, this bitch got got me fucked up. Oh, no. These sound cloud hos, let me tell you, man. That was an era. That was an era. A lot of them. I was very hurt, though, because she was so fine.

I was like, damn, bro. Those chicks got kids and shit now. Hell, no, that bitch ain't got no kids. Maybe one day. You still going to try your shot, huh? Shit. Just not. Have you ever?

I have. Have you ever, like, hooked up with a girl that was totally not attractive to you, but you hooked up with her because you remember a time period when she was more attractive online? Yes. And in your brain, you can just summon that version of her. I did that. But that never worked so.

Like, damn, you were hot eight years ago. But that never worked so because then, like, you're just busting a nut and then you're, like, disgusted by yourself. Well, that's the problem with having sex with anyone. Like, outside of being in a loving relationship, you basically, like, you bust a nut. It takes, like, 20 seconds. And then you're like, why the fucking one here? Why am I here? You're, like, teleported back to reality.

No, not even not. I feel like I said. Maybe you kill it. You get five minutes. I'd have fuck some bad ones being too drunk, bro. I believe it. Like some thrilled looking. bitches.

Oh, you mean bad. Like that. No, no, no, like not scary farm type bitches, girl, like, don't you tell nobody. Are you, see, this is one weird thing.

Like, me and Housephone have been out partying, drinking whatever, like a million times, like way before we even thought about being on camera together. Yeah. You and I have never gone out,

never got drunk. I know. I met you, or like, not that I met you, but we basically started hanging out every day at the beginning of the pandemic.

I feel like we probably would have gone out in a social situation at least once over the last. I'm invited you all type of places. I know. And now you've just resigned yourself to like,

oh, I never get to hang out with the white boy outside of work because he just doesn't go anywhere, which I feel bad about, but also, like, sometimes we've talked about,

like, going to the studio and stuff, and it's like, as soon as, like, 10 o'clock rolls about around for me, I'm like, I can't even fathom leaving the house. I'm like,

I mean, I get up at seven every day. What the fuck am I going to do going out this late? It seems insane. I've accepted it. Adam was not going to ask his phone past 8 p.m. I felt that. Suck.

7.59 is the cutoff time. Whenever I group chat y'all at like midnight or 1 a.m. And he responds. I'm like, what the fuck is this nigga up doing? Definitely eating edibles and watching YouTube. Yeah, I can't believe you fucking drug me. We need to talk about that more because I felt like I was really all acid. I'm so glad that I can just casually take these edibles and that it has that big of an effect on you. That shit, I ain't take none.

Bro, I didn't think that shit was going to smack me like that, bro. That shit really put me in a different mindset. And I was like, this nigga did this on purpose. I've had so many people give me, like, mushroom. Edibles over the past couple of months. Maybe I'll just take them all at once and just see what happens. On stream. Just go to the airport.

Yeah, you might be the next one that killed two people on a fucking podcast. Hey, if a couple of fucking high schoolers show up trying to kill me because you sent them, then I'm going to get to pop it real quick. And I'm going on Instagram live right after. AD sent me up. He's like doing this to the girls. Like just so we know.

Yeah, like we can't tell they're dead. We shouldn't even joke about that. I already was. He was. It was poking the bodies and all types of shit. He was totally proven to you. Like, look, they're dead. He still ain't seen it?

Niggit, it was all deleted or on YouTube by the time I woke up. Had on the hood site. You don't find her real quick. It's probably a world star for sure. Hey, everybody out there, nojumper.com. We got a new on some shit jacket right here that I am wearing myself on the back. Fuck around and find out. Yeah.

Back to the normal conversation. I just want to throw that out there. It's on. Nojumper.com. I was on live. I was on like this girl's live and then her friend was wearing some on some shit beanie and I was like this fucking slut. She looked like Lozanne. She, I was like, this man, you know what type of bitch she said.

She got an awesome shit beanie. You ever been fucking a girl and just thought, damn she looks like Lozanne? No. No. Okay. Good. That was a test. No, but the thing is.

Bottom line, never fuck any girl that wears Trappwood shorts or on some shit beanie. Wow. remove us from that category also shout out trapwoods I'm trying to go in on like that but yeah yeah shout out to him no there's definitely a level to which like a girl wearing a bunch of weed merchandise could just I could just gouge my own eyeballs out you look so disgusting that that's when you know it's a setup if she pulls up to your house with trapwoods shorts on it's this

dank woods something like anything like that just like any kind of like weed blunt brand is like Damn. If you got weed booty shorts on, it's a rap. She's wearing a full cookies body suit. And then she's like, yeah, Burner Mad, cool. That's the homie. Oh my God.

No, cookies one is cool. Oh, yeah. I was hanging out with this bitch and she was talking about like, oh, yeah, like cash and like all the X-O guys, da, they're so cool. And I'm just like, man, bitch, shut the fuck up. I know. I had a girl that, like a porn girl that we were doing content with me and Lena. And she's just like, yeah, I've been kicking him and nav and that.

I'm like, you get ran through by Nav. What the hell am I doing talking to you? I'm not on your level. Anytime any girl starts name dropping whatever, like, niggas at their kick. Oh, my God. That's when it's time to take them out and go alive. Yo, we're out of my pocket, bro.

I was hanging out. I was hanging out this girl, too, and like some D Savage song was playing. She was like, oh, Dylan. Oh, it's over after that. She's trying to name. You know what time it is. name like yo yo should we uh

talk about anything but we still haven't even done this this is i realize i say this every podcast what did i do this weekend anything notable we don't have to go full length but we can only say anything i went to san diego i had the best chilequillas of my life oh that's where you had that at i saw that on your instagram i was in san Diego

why are you in my hood you are not from san diego i was born there were you really yeah camp peniton that explains so much um What does that explain? You're a little suss. But I just, I knew you weren't from me. Yeah. Dago is going to be hot. Yeah, I'm about to say my Dago, Nick is about to come for you.

Missy Slick, stall him out. Oh, no, Mitchie Slick, sorry. Yeah, he said on. Rob Stone, stall him out, bro. Nick Cannon, stall him out. Nick Cannon? Nick Cannon, I think. I'm not from there.

I don't claim. The most rarest of celebs is Nick Cannon. Yeah, but yo, I don't claim. That's one of the most rare things that I was there for is when Rob Stone and like 20 other Bloods jumped ski mask on stage. So you was there when your homie got packed out on stage. You didn't even help him. I was in the back

room watching it on the fucking back on the TV. This nigga was watching it in 4K on TV. What was I going to do? Why this homie got stumped out? You're supposed to run out there. I found out that this was happening because I'm sitting on the couch and I just look up at the TV and I see whoosh like all these dudes

just swarming the stage. I actually did run out of the back backstage and followed everybody, but by the time I got outside, like, dudes are running every, it was insane, honestly. You probably ran out with your phone out recording. No, I think it actually. You better help me. I get into some shit.

Okay. But to me honest, if you have the, uh, the unstoppable guerrilla nation or whatever beating the shit out of you, have you got 20 dudes on your head, there comes a point where you're like, well, okay. There's nothing like you bring the blammy. It's not like I was even within any sort of distance that I could have done anything about this. It was completely out of it.

You could have threw a bottle from. The backstage or something. I was never a bottle throwing distance. But to be honest, I was recording a vlog that whole night. And I started to like when all this shit started happening and I have to run backstage and we're outside. I was still filming a little bit. But pretty quickly I realized, oh, if I post this vlog, I am going to get killed.

And not by ski mask, who obviously I wouldn't want to like draw attention to the fact that he had this situation happen. But because I had a whole bookload of gang bangers. grown-ass men, 40-something years old, on Kara, and like, it would have been... Yeah. If I've seen 20 people packing you, I'm helping you. Yeah, I'm just letting you know.

I just want you to understand how far away from this I was and how even... I'm talking to general. Even if I had gone full-blown Superman, I was nowhere near it. And all these guys, honestly, like, after this happened, they were all just, they went a million different directions. I'm talking about in general.

20 people say, AD, get out the way. We're about to fuck Adam up. You want to have to fuck us both up, man. So you better do the same. Adam is not riding with you like that I'm just letting you know right now I'll fight 20 people for you I will die

I will die for you If somebody comes in here shooting right now This is what I'm doing Hold on. No no no no He actually did that He actually shielded He shielded a group

Fake news Of kids When they were getting shot at At the Socky World store Did you not? That's not true You're a hero You are a hero

I've seen him do it No all right He pushed them all down It was like Come here my children get out of the way. I would never do that. My children.

I would never do that for anyone besides my own child. She wasn't there. She wasn't even worse. It was like a thousand band fawny pop-up thing or whatever. Oh, no,

no, no, no. Tyler, it was a D Savage pop-up. And then someone, who I might have just said their name by accident, showed up. Like, oh my God.

In the air. Allegedly. In the air. In the air. Everybody starts fucking flying, hitting the, ground whatever I thought I'm like all right boom

and you fell on two children there was like two random girls standing there I'm kind of like near them or whatever but by no means did I intentionally shield their body like obviously he uses body as a shield you hear a gunshot go off it's like it wasn't anywhere near where we were but obviously everybody's pussy

they just want to jump and hide myself included why don't you just take the credit that you saved a group of kids no because I just thought it was so funny that I see this kid tweet, Adam 22 jumped on top of my sister to protect her from gunfire. I'm like, nah. That's an amazing story, and I'm so glad that like, you gotta run with that.

What do you mean? It just wasn't true. We were just both like, but he said like, I'm trying to like shield my sister from behind a t-shirt rack or some shit. I'm like, no, this is not happened. I did the opposite when me and YG video got shot up. You jumped on top of YG?

Like I'll shield you my much larger body. Listen, I did the opposite, bro, because these were hired models. they were on the car would have turned up when the shots went off fuck y'all bitch about you're trying to get cracking

you gotta die behind the bitches exactly I wasn't about to say them bitch y'all were paid yeah for a hundred dollars yeah yeah $400 to be in the fucking video and if it would have hit one of their ass shots it would have just like got stuck in the silicone

what kind of models were they they were nice but what kind they were what store did they get the mat what store huh shout out to the homie e-mills he has different tiers of women

that he books out for like If we had like a supermodel type chick, she could definitely go. But if she's like from Compton, I'm going to have to take a shell for her. No, she wasn't for Compton. Oh, then fuck her. And when we had to reshoot it, them girls, and I want to come back. Oh, God. I lost my 400.

You tried to get him to go to the same location? Yeah, same hood. The next day. Like three days later. Come on, it's safe now. One day you will tell us the, one day you will tell the full story about that video shoot that you have told me in private. And it's a great story. But you're going to have to wait until, like, 87 years old.

Everybody else is dead. I told Vlad a good story about it. You did? I thought you like went tight-lipped on that. I did, but like I gave him details. Oh, okay. I did, but then I also told the whole story. You know, I'm currently in the glow of having my Vlad interview come out,

where every day I get to see a new weird clickbait that you thought of each different four minutes of the interview. Yeah. He challenged you out. I was a frill. How do you feel about that? That might have been the first person to see your name on VladTV. I don't really, I didn't even know it happened, so.

You haven't seen it yet? No. I already forgot which one it was. I was supposed to say, you think I'm sitting at home watching 15 parts of an Adam 22 interview? You should. I see you every week. I don't need to see you on my computer. I think you talked about me on the first episode.

I haven't watched the rest of them. Yeah. If you could tell me, you can tell me which one it is, I'll go watch. I already forgot why I brought you up in in what context, but you was probably talking shit. I can't remember, honestly, at all. Did you at least shout my Instagram out? There's no way. Why would I do that?

Exactly. I don't want people to follow you. Exactly. So they could purchase ketamine from you. Oh, on Black History Month. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Black History Month would be a good time for you to quit doing ketamine.

Actually, yes. Too funny. I hate that. That's like literally the stupidest joke of all time. What? The ketamine thing? No, nothing. I don't know what you're talking about.

You're giving me like men and black vibes right now. It's crazy how you just automatically look like the biggest weirdos as soon as you thought of it. You look like Allie G now. He just looks like. Isn't that fucking bore it? You just try way harder all of a sudden as soon as these glasses go on your face. You look like a Jamaican reggae like pop star now. Like you look like you about to swan dive.

I like that. You look like you about the swan dive off the table. I'm making money. Come on. I'm making my can't. What is that? Yo, but you never thought about like getting into the Latinx music craze or like, you know, like when 6'9 was dropping all these like Latinx songs.

I am not hop on that way I'm not Latin Who gives a shit Latina You feel their pain You have the sauce I feel Caribbean Exactly

You could do that too It looks like you about to pull out A ting soda Out of your jacket But like I'm about to do wrestling moves on someone What the fuck is a ting soda But you gotta get on your Cultural Caribbean

We need to give you some jerk chicken I know Yeah oh my god His mouth would fucking burn off Pause Pause I Some of the

We should do like hot ones But like with No, the real jerk chicken. Yeah. He's going to run out of here. And, like, give him some spicy curry. The jerk store called. They ran out of you.

That was so stupid. I was waiting for. That's stupid. George, the ocean called. They're all out of shrimp. I'm sorry. If you don't watch Seinfeld, I don't want you to watch this podcast. So just turn it off right now.

Anyway, weekend. What? Weekend. The weekend. His new album. Oh, I was like shitting and throwing up at the same time on the toilet. So you had Ebola? Ebola.

What did you guys did? You guys are eyes as hell or something, huh? No. No. You guys hit the same hookah pipe. No, it was my fucking son's second birthday. I was on daddy mode. That's why.

How was it? It was cool. Second birthday. He had a party actually before I came here. A Taco Tuesday party. How much does he seem like he's enjoying the party? Like, does he get that? He was not enjoying it at all.

Because it was his bedtime. And that nigga was just screaming. He didn't want anything to do with it. Nobody. You wanted to go to sleep. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

Kids are crazy, bro. The tacos was good, though. Yeah. But what's it like being a dad in that environment? Do you feel like kind of bad that like your kid's not performing, like living up to his end of the deal? Like you're not even able to control yourself at your own party? It's my party. I can cry if I want to.

But what do you say to him? How do you explain to him? I'm like, yo, you're fucking out. This ain't good. Nick, he's two. Let him do his thing. No more parties. He ain't going to remember his party, probably.

Yeah, that's too bad, man. Yeah, but I was like, fuck it. I don't remember any party until I was maybe like six. Yeah. Even then, like, I don't remember eating in. I was probably off the Zand back then. I probably don't even remember. They were giving you kiddie Zanz in kindergarten, huh?

Yeah. That's how someone came to be. They tried to give me riddling. My mom said no, though. They tried to give you riddling? Hell yeah. My mom said no, though. Mine too, actually.

They tried to give me riddle in? Ritalin. Try to give me riddling? But I ain't filling them. The Ringling brothers. The Ritalin brothers. Ritalin brothers. I want to party in Pasadena, too.

How is that? It was like a day party. It was open. This is also a kid's party? No, no, no. It wasn't a gay party. It wasn't a gay party. It was a, I had it on my story.

It was me, Simba and fucking Guab Dad and a couple other people. That sounds lit. Party and what Guadda sounds like a really fun time, honestly. He seems like a good guy. That's the kind of guy you need him around. You need his energy around because you're 37. and white and you have gray in your beard and you don't have any energy of your own.

I might be talking about myself. I think you really need riddling that. I started describing myself primarily at some point there, but yeah, I think like, I need like a goop-data type character. Really, that's what AD is. A-D is the party guy. He's a crazy guy.

These glasses make me feel like a superhero. I just want to let you know that. Those are the glasses for playing. Static shock vibes right now. Aren't those the video game glasses? They're making, they're making that shit. They're remaking static shot? They're making a static shot movie.

Shut the fuck up. aren't those the glasses that you use when you're playing games? These are the glasses I gave Josh and he treats him like shit I'm wearing him right now. Just like the jacket I bought you yesterday that you didn't want to fucking wear it no more.

You bought this nigga a jacket? I didn't buy him a jacket. I bought the YK.O. Cyrus blue jacket because he asked for and he forgot that he asked for... You paid $4,000 for Adam and not even want the jacket? I forgot why...

Was it not like... Stop trying to tell the prices. Why were we going to... Was it not like $4,000? Why were we going to wear that? I forget. Why I said that I was going to wear it. It doesn't matter.

Oh, I was going to wear it for the YK. Osiris interview. And then that didn't happen because he stopped texting me back. YK. Osiris, what the fuck is up? Because he heard you had his jacket. Yeah, he heard. He heard you try to pull up with the jacket on. You think he has my phone hacked?

That's fucked up. I'm not going to lie. That would be a legendary interview if you pull up with the jacket on. I'm not bringing it back. Oh, I thought you bought him one separately. I would have to put it on mid-interview because guarantee that if I'm just wearing it and he comes in, then he's going to get his bars off right then and there. it's going to not be on camera.

Or I guess we could have like the vlog camera out. Yeah, you got to like hide it under the table or something. And then it's like a surprise. And someone comes out and throws it on top of you like a cape. Just casually put it on you. That's actually how I did it too. I go like this at some point in the podcast. And yes, he just comes up.

Not like a cave, but when I started it, I drapes it on these. Exactly. That's how I choose to put my clothes on. I go like this and I have my cleaning lady just sort of drop my clothing on. I need a cleaning lady. Oh, God. Do you guys have services? Y'all can recommend me?

I got somebody, 70 bucks. I do a good job. That's regular. Dude, my car got. Are they going to steal my, like, my perks that's laying around and shit? One time I thought the cleaning lady stole one of my PS4 controllers. But I found it later. I leave money around in specific.

Like, I know exactly how much money is in my fucking drawer in my room. And I keep it there so I can count it every once in a while. So I know that she ain't stealing from me. Like $27 or some shit. More than that. Like the quarters with all the United States on there? You have a collection? Like somebody stole Iowa.

You collect coins and stamps or anything? Me and my grandma, collect the quarters you should get back into that no wait the quarters wasn't I like that was like when they had when they had the fucking quarters was that 10 years ago I don't fucking know we didn't complete it 20 years ago when you see a quarter like a plain quarter these days it's like damn what is this old school shit I had the shit on that's not designer speaking the stamps not speaking the stamps did I ever tell you that story about how we were like leaving ham on every day one time and this guy was like talking about acid and I was like I got some acid and I sold them a

stamp, a poster stamp that was in my wallet. That was one of my favorite stories that you saw back of the day. And this guy looked at it and he was like, this is a stamp. I'm like, bro, it's on there. And he was like trying to argue with me about it and I just jumped in the car and went away. That's the best thing about selling acid is that it could just be anything.

Like, yeah, like it's in this Red Bull. Just drink this Red Bull. There's acid in it. You're never going to know. Man. I'm surprised somebody really fucked. I surprised somebody fucked me up back in the day, man. Yeah.

I was doing some wild shit. You know what niacin is? It's like a rat poison. No, it's like a, it's like a water release like pill that like flushes you. It's like a flush, flushes you out. Like a colon cleanse? I mean, something like that. A laxative?

No, it's not a laxative. I took it to like past drug test, right? But it was like brown and kind of powdery and it came in like a capsule. So I would steal them, I would steal them from CBS, empty out like half of it, and then sell it as Molly to, niggas and the parties. And people are probably acting like they were so high. No, niggas thought they were fucked up because it's like, you get like red and hot and sweaty and shit.

And he was making them poo-poo. It wasn't a laxswain. Why do you think it was a laxia? Anything that makes me have to take a shit when I'm out and about is not cool, man. I'm taking the natural accidents from CBS back in the day when I had... Nashville, last it is? Natural. Oh, like a...

I was like, what the fuck is that? Nashville. Nashville hot chicken. Yeah, it's like hot chicken that makes you fucking shit yourself so you're It's like a deep fried laxative Speaking of hot chicken I had hot chicken this weekend From where

That's what you did this weekend From Dave's Nick I told you three things I did this weekend See there you go That's what I said I had Dave's hot chicken too I went to San Diego and I ate Chile quiles

I was supposed to go There's a lot next food San Diego has very good Mexican food Oh God the best Low Kee Hmm Have you ever been to that One place where they have like the

The three meats It's like Carni Asada Are you talking about Taco Meal My homie? No I know Nigel but that's in San Diego Taco Mel is fire too Shut out

Taco Mel. I love that you're keeping those on, Kevin, Kevin Gates over here. I got two. I got two eyes. Yo, but the other thing that I was doing when I was in San Diego, too, is that we were at the fucking, like, her fucking Armenian, like, family friends or whatever. This is what they do, like, to eat.

They just have a huge piece of bread, and then they just cook hell-askewers of meat. and they just place it over this bread, and everybody's just ripping chunks of bread off and ripping pieces of meat, and they're touching the meat. And it's like the least hygienic way to consume food that I could ever imagine in my whole life,

and the bread just ends up drenched, and it's got fingerprints and hummus. That sounds amazing. I was just eating it. I took any sense of, like, you know, oh, COVID, whatever. Hygienic concerns threw it out the window. So you weren't social distancing?

No. No, I was not. Was the baby there? Yes. She wasn't eating the meat. Why not? She only drinks breast milk. I'm looking forward to her starting to eat food, but...

Not yet. Eating kebabs and bread? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Probably give her, like, baby food type shit at first, but... Baby food is far. You eat that? You'd be eating babies. I used to eat my son baby food.

Jar by jar. I could imagine you eating like 40 jars of baby food. You're still not full. Not the vegetable ones. Yes. You eating like a turkey one? It seems like a lot of wasted glass. Like the little jars?

The little jar, yeah. Or do you refill? With me, he asked if we had to double up. That's how you, that's your next hustle. Selling fake baby food. Fake Gerber. I'm definitely going to jail if I do, make food in your crib. And then you go door to door selling the Gerber.

I just blend fucking Dave's hot chicken and putting the fucking baby fucking purea. Hot chicken for fucking infants and shit, no. Hot chicken. That's a best of a big. This is my hot chicken for infants. Yo,

honestly. Cababs? I'll get my last dollar of that. Cababs. Like an Instagram, Instagram chef and then you just make it

into baby food. Like a fried chicken. Seafood boiled. Seafood boy. Here's my business idea. It's a, it's a, I'm an Instagram chef,

but I'm called the baby bird. I chew all the food myself, spit it out and then y'all got to eat it from there. You're definitely going to jail. That's how the baby birds get down. I want to fucking serve people who want to eat like a,

baby burn. No, they put that in other people's mouths. They don't put that in jars. They blend it up first. Did you know? I told you this earlier day. You told me, I don't know. Netflix. Netflix.

The original business model for Netflix. What are you about to say? You send them a lock of your hair, and then they send you back a shampoo customized for your hair, and then they basically figured out that they didn't like that idea that much, so they're like, fuck it, we're going to start selling DVDs instead, because this is 1997.

What? That's how long ago Netflix started. You skipped one, though. They saw the future. It was the hair, then it was... And then it was your dog. You send in some of your dog's hair. Why the fuck...

But my girl told me that this business now exists and is popular. So they were ahead of the curb. They were... That this idea, probably Netflix was a better idea than the custom shampoo. I don't know. They could have done both. They could have done both, but it's pretty good that they saw that the DVD thing had a bigger potential.

but the hair thing I guess that exists now and you can do that Dude going to Blockbuster and like renting video games was like the highlight of my weekend Hollywood video too But my girl

I didn't talk about Hollywood video I was Blockbuster game I was just listening to this podcast with the original CEO of Netflix And he really reminded me how fucking bad Blockbuster really was

like you remember going there and like the new movie that was out like they just wouldn't have it They would never have it You mean like it was rented out or like they didn't even get it? It's gone. They just didn't have it. You go there.

You want to see fucking, I don't know, scary movie. I am legend. Nothing. Totally empty. You're like, fuck. I got to go watch the penguins march into fucking the North Pole or some shit. Happy Feed is a very great movie.

Right, whatever. This is before any of that exists. Some stupid-ass movie instead. Like, Blockbuster, like there was a very good reason that Blockbuster needed to be. And also,

remember the late fees, bro? They were like really gouty. gouging motherfucker you would know people who are like in debt from late fees i always would think like i should trade like my random shitty video game and put it in the box and then turn it back in i have i have probably caught onto that at some point yeah for sure but it was a it was a red box scam like that oh you were such a red box i didn't do it but i heard you would get the DVD from red box and you would scan it with the barcode on there and you would cut it to what was like a cd You put a piece of paper back in and it would scan it like you returned it.

And then you would get free games. That seems like way too much effort, but I felt that, though. Some people had a collection of stuff from Red Box. If you go to a girl's house and she's got a bunch of Red Boxes on her nightstand. That means you. No box? Does that make you feel like, there's multiple streaming services out there, like you are dirty? Oh, you're talking about it?

Right now? Yeah. Like, if a girl still goes to Red Box? Like, do you feel weird by it? Grab the Blammy. Yes, it does. Does it really? Yes, the 7-11 that I always go to has a.

red box outside of it. I see like, I see construction workers and shit at the red box. Maybe it's some other large red box and I'm just mistaking what they're doing there. Yeah, dude, you're tripping. I'm pretty sure. It's maybe one of them jackshacks you always talk about. Oh, yeah. He's like, yeah, you just walk in. He walk into the red box. I know I'm old because you guys can't even fathom the idea of this business on the side of the highway where you just go jerk off there, which I agree does sound kind of weird. But I never been to one. I just used to hear about it.

sound like you know all the ends and out. I remember going to the most bum-ass, like down south strip club randomly off the side of the road when I was on tour with this band, and we walk right in and I see a chick who like straight up big ass bullet fucking wound in her

stomach. And I'm like 18, just like, wow. Like, that's real. That's some real shit right there, man. Go to the Barbary Coast in Hardthorn and you'll see the same day. The Barbary Coast. You're a wild nigga. So you know about every strip club in L.A. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You ever been a jet strip? No. What is that? You never been a jet strip in Inglewood? You're talking about by the Wendy's and shit? No, on the Braia. Mm-mm. Bro, you're tripping.

I don't want to go there now. No, I know. But just no. Bro, that was like one of the first strip clubs I ever went to. And I remember... Nigger, you used to live by the Barbie Coast. Why didn't you go there? Because...

They let you win when you're 14 or 15. Okay, that's lit. I didn't know all that. Yeah. You see pregnant women dancing this shit is? Wow. I got to tell the story. is a crazy story. So at the time, I was like selling drugs for this girl.

Allegedly. No, no. This happened to them. I was selling drugs at the time, right? And I found out that like the girl who gave me the drugs, she had stole the drugs from my homie. So I was like, oh, fuck, I got to go get rid of this shit before he thinks I had something to do with it. You feel me? So this bitch takes me to go sell the drugs and we end up getting into it. We get into some big argument. And she starts causing a scene on purpose because she knew I had the drugs. on me. It was like Cogs, Zans, ecstasy, it was all types of shit in like a balloon, right?

So she starts calling me a nigger in public in the middle of Hermosa Beach. Look, I swear to God, she starts calling me a nigger. Like, she's like, you fucking nigger, get away from me, stop harassing me in the middle of Hermosa Beach. And I'm like, this bitch trying to send me to jail. You immediately get hard because that's your fetish. Wait, what?

In nationality, was she? She was Mexican. Okay. She wasn't white. It tells girls to call him that. It's black history months. Don't put that on me. Don't put that on me. So look. So this bitch is causing the whole scene. I got to get out of here, right?

Boom. I go to the bar. I'm like, I'm going to get these packs off. I'm here still. I got to get this money. So I end up seeing the homie in the bar. He's like, bro, fuck this.

Let's go to the strip club. We pull up to the strip club, drunk as fuck. This nigga parks the wrong way in front of the fucking strip club. We go inside and he gave me maybe like $500 to throw. I threw maybe $70, kept the rest of the money. And I sold Coke to all the strippers there. And that's my first time So you left with a thousand

I left with hell of money I probably made way more than that That's my first time at the strip club ever A beautiful tale of entrepreneurship And I appreciate you bringing it to this podcast This is how I knew that I was destined To be somebody great Destined for sales

Yeah exactly I would like to talk about a topic And this is literally the only thing That I care about us discussing And we can discuss other things But this is the one And this is the only thing in the world To me right now

Zay Hill figure sucking a giant clear I called it glass it wasn't clear it was rubber AD actually A couple of like

Last week AD goes to me He goes You know that Zay Hilfiger Juju on the beat He goes You know he got only fans now I go oh we're already doing like sexual shit AD goes yes

But he didn't go Any further in explaining It was women The next day I'm looking at Twitter And I see Zay Hilfiger Who composed and performed

Jujo on the bead sucking a giant yo straight deep throat in the caption said check out my tears like he did have a he's so proud of his fucking cock smoking skills that he's like flexing his tears

I'm like looking at Twitter like my whole world is just exploding around me I'm like what just happened he decided to send these screenshots to the group chat maybe not of that I wouldn't that group shit I didn't screenshot the actual He said yes you Throating

It's only us three Okay I'm like what the fuck How do you feel And then as I continue to scroll down We also saw him eating a bowl of rice With his juice See my little brother

I didn't even see it You told me about He was doing what Because my little brother I said bro The Zay nigga is going crazy And he scrolled down He said I've seen some shit

That you can't see Wait wait He said he was eating a bowl of rice Like you know I didn't see it But you know how like You're eating Like you'll add some butter to some rice.

He put his own goo in his rice and ate it. Yeah, it's called goo. I like that. He mixed his own ejaculate into a bowl of rice and ate it. Is no food safe? That's the last food I would have thought that. Why rice? We have homies that do things with food.

Go just not wild to decorate a Snickers bar and eat that. What about a cookie? Remember back in the day? Soggy waffle. Soggy cookie cookie. Oh, no. about all that. The funny thing is, this

nigga Adam writes it on Twitter and he hits them back like, let's go viral. And I go, hey, yo. He was trying to do shit, but you are on only fans? No, I think he wants to do it. Oh, I was like, what?

How about I say? I'm like, yo, y'all niggins are on some freaky shit. It just makes, you know, I just interviewed Young L.A. and Travis Porter. Mm-hmm. Charles Porter are goats. People give them a hard time

about having fell off, whatever. they didn't like fall off and then immediately resort to gay porn which if you think what you do on the beat was quite a few years ago he did give it some time but then he just decided at one point like his his throat game was more valuable to the world than than being a rap star I guess and I mean I'm assuming that there's probably a lot of dudes apparently paying for this shit you want to know what if this girl's paying for it too probably maybe you want to know the funniest shit about he I don't know why a girl would want to see him deep throat a fake dick but

nigga like six months ago I'm at this fucking party he takes a picture with me he posts on his Instagram and when the shit I'm not my only fans not the only fans I take a picture with the Nick

and the first thing I thought about is when this shit came out I said I hope I hope it's not on Instagram and I was like no and she was deleted my next seed dropped as soon if somebody can find out of that picture

I'm gonna make a fake tweet check out my new scene coming now with AD Zay will have to meet the blamie I'm sorry it'd be rice and everything everywhere. You know, I kind of feel like it's partially my fault. I feel like this is partially my fault

because I used to see this kid around around Pump and all of them because he was signed to the same management as Pump. Are you saying he was topping off pumping him? Well, I don't say, I don't think Pump would want to do that. But he used to be like, yo, let me get an interview, let me get an interview. And I was like, nah. I'm like, if it was at the moment where Judeo on the beat came out,

then I would have done an interview with him, a couple years later, so I'm like, I don't know. And now you're going to do it now. Honestly, the fact that you're going to do it now is a crazy. Him shoving all this huge shit down his throat seems a little bit more notable than like, hey, I had a song a couple years ago. Like, I think that the intersection of him sucking the giant dildos and having this huge song is what makes it interesting to me.

Wait, but you know what's crazy though? We also got, watch me whip, watch me nay-ne guy, just got fucking booked for on a murder. So the question is, if there was a one-hit wonder in rap, that you really loved at one point and their career doesn't work out what would you rather them do suck dick on the internet for money or kill someone

kill someone I believe you 100% I believe you 100% yo but before we get into that though I just want to say like these fashion ova jeans that I'm wearing her yeah yeah fashion helmet

let me put my leg over my head yeah no pause but pause pause why like we can't just like be accepting of gay people and like believe that gay people are just the same

as us and then when someone that we know starts sucking dick on only fans we act like it's the fucking craziest thing ever right should we got to be more mature and accepting you got to be more mature I don't have a problem with anybody living their truth but you see you seem like you're a little disturbed by the video I was disturbed and I was on his Instagram and I didn't want people to assume things about me that was it why would they assume that just because you took a picture and do we even know that he's gay because I saw a woman licking his booty hole on his Twitter I didn't scroll down far enough Crazy

Maybe he's just freaking You know Like some guys ain't gay They're just freaky You know they want to do some weird shit They want to eat rice with their jizzing it Whatever like I mean this That was the next level bro

That's some shit I never would have thought of it A million years He must be making some real good only fans My that nigga said fuck this shit He should start making his own beef jerky And nothing that Would you purchase it? Hell no

But if he ain't that or at least like You know that'd be like something interesting I don't know why beef jerky came to mind But I'm just like what the fuck is What goes to your head? What do you think? But you know what was funny was that Bosco was like, he's like, you got to get Bosco on this topic.

You got to think about it. It was, it was like four different incidents when men doing shit like this the same week. Jimmy Smacks got Wieners in his face. Zahill figure doing this. Who was the other one? There was another. Oh, it's because you told me that it was on the street level. Allegedly it was fake.

A street member did that shit and it was going crazy in the streets. So he didn't even really make it to Instagram? It was like LA Hood Media and all type of shit. But Bosco was like, what the fuck is going on? He was like, women can't get nothing. It's a throat baby pandemic out here. The niggis is going crazy right now. Like 40 years and no gay rappers

and then all of a sudden they all decided to just pop off and start twerking on us all of a sudden. Not that there was no gay rappers, but it's been slim pickings. I took a picture of a little Nas X one time. You did? It's a random selfie. We got to get that picture and put the only fans cash.

It got the only fans. Me and the homie just did some five. He just did some fire. Relax. I could tell he didn't want to like people to know that it was, it was like Pusha T's birthday party at the Line Hotel. What are two rappers that you would like to see do gay porn together? This has been a no jumper show.

I'm about I say, you better not answer that. This has been a no jumper show. Oh, it's still the no jumper show. That's not my boy. Oh, yeah. What's wrong with this nigga, man? Well, there's a lot that's wrong with me. But, I mean, Ritalin, man.

Do you think? This is a question. Get this niggins some riddling. There's a question. And I say this to you guys knowing that you probably haven't heard any of his new music or anything. But how do you feel about Lonaise X's career right now? Seems like he's been dropping a lot of shit. With him having the number one streaming song of all time, he's fine. That's not true.

It was. It was. No, I know. But I'm saying that just because somebody had a number one streaming song doesn't mean their careers. My nigga, his royalties are probably retarded. Yeah, I don't think he's going to be broke anytime soon. But it doesn't mean that he's going to continue to be a huge rap star. I wouldn't even care at that point.

I wouldn't care either. I wouldn't give a fuck. Oh, come on. I did it already. Once you get a career, all you become concerned with is keeping it. If you start getting $100,000 a show, it's very, very hard for you to go back to $2,000 a show. I think that he can do Old Town Road for the next 30, 40 years. That's how big that song is.

But if he continues to put up fire music, then he could have an actual music career, not just be like a traveling band performing this one song. The question is. Traveling band. Travelling band. Sisterhood of the traveling. Yeah, white people do all the time. Never going to give you a.

Never gonna let you damn What artist perform that? Yeah, you don't know. I just know it's called Rick Rold or something. Oh, no. That's not the name of the actor. That's the name of the act. Was it Jim Astley or some shit?

I forget the actual dude. Rick Rode. What fucking. Oh, that's when you get trolled on YouTube. Rick Astley? Is that it? Yeah. That shit was actually hell of funny.

You like click on something is that song? My nigga, they put that in Fortnite. I lost my mind. I love AD finding out about shit on the stream. He just found out about trans people the other day. No, I did not. He found out about memes.

Stop saying that. On this show, he found out about the Rickroll. Oh, my God. He found out about memes. I don't know about memes. He's still trying to figure out what binary and not binary. He's still like, you know that meme with all the math over the woman that she's thinking? That's him at night.

Just thinking about. No, he was cracking up. So you're a boy. I didn't understand why she was laughing. She was like, you're really retarded. You're a boy and a girl. And then they say, binary niggas is weird. I've seen her home girl

You're binary I seen her home girl or wherever she identifies is talking to a nigger and a mini cooper I was confused This is what binary means Your binary right I don't know

Yes no binary is gay and straight I'm not that No it sits up hold at the same time It's either gay or straight And then non-binary is everything in the middle Why didn't anybody tell me that before That is probably the most simple way

I could have explained it and we probably should have done that a while ago, yes. Well, whoever she was was talking to a nigga in a mini cooper and I was very confused. Wait, so you said the nigga was non-binary because he was in a mini-cooper? Well, her friend, a guy hollered at her friend and she walked into a

nigger in a mini-couver and I was confused. But what was wrong with the nigga being in a mini-couver? What type of guy drives a mini-couper? Tiana Trump? Not a guy, but... Yo, you're funny. What kind of guy does a minicobo? How many homies you know got a mini-couper?

Somebody who's, their mother died and they left them on Mini Cooper. Or I agree. How would a man ascertain a Mini Cooper on purpose? Or if you're fucking- And try to holland somebody with a Mini Cooper. Hey, come here. Hey, yo, let me fuck you with my Mini Cooper. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I had a bitch that had a Mini Cooper. That's fine. A girl woman can have to drive her car. She sound bad. All the time. That is fine. That's fine. So niggas might have seen me in a Mini Cooper before.

That's like when you see a dude riding a girl's bike. And you're like, oh, that's hard. He stole that shit. I'd rather ride a fucking GT Dino than ride around the Mini Cooper. No, a Gt Dino pretty cool, honestly. See? Yeah, I don't get you in touch with like the 80s. Like the vibes that emanate from that bike will have you feeling.

No, wait. I'm not going to let you all slander mini-Coopers because they got the one that's like beefy. It's like a like a big-ass coop almost. The medium Cooper. Oh, what about hanging with Mr. Cooper? I'm down to do that at any time. You know, you know, you know who Cooper is? Mark Cooper was the man.

I know what Mark Cuban is. Yo, if this was the 90s, AD would have a sitcom. Sure. For sure. Maybe you should still have a sitcom. Hanging with Yogi. Yogi loke. Hang it with bagel.

No, fuck bagel. We just talked about that today. Josh's kids just always say the bagel shit, bro. Okay, you guys can help. Why does Josh's kids know about that? Because they want to kill a dog as well. You guys can, you got Black Nogh jumper. Have a meeting commence now after urinate.

You have two minutes. One thing about Black Null Jumper, you don't talk about Black Nogh jumper. Exactly. That's a person. All right, so let's start plotting about how we can de-throw on the white man and take over his platform and use it to spread awareness to our colleagues and associates. Let's have a blind man poison him. A blind man? Yes.

What do you mean? No one will know what happened. I mean, that's not going to stop somebody else from seeing that the blind man did it. I'm off over suggestions. We can have like an assessment. You know what we need to do? We need to call that girl. What's her name that got locked in the case?

that was beefing with Leave it alone man You need to call her And she gonna come get him I told him He was popping shit to her He got to watch out He better watch his back

Well he said he ain't gonna help us So Bro I'm telling you I don't care what he'd tell you I'm telling you right now He's not If they start packing you out anywhere He's not gonna be nowhere in sight

I just hope he knows We're gonna have to catch a fade after that It's gonna be worse All right Josh got me If anybody Anybody that I had their back I want you to look me in the eye and say that again

I do believe Josh I have my back if I was getting packed out right now for sure How many people What's your limit? Wow Real homie

I'll do the same thing for you Oh God I would too But I'm like How many men have you taken on Josh That's the part I heard Wait We're talking about how we can get you out of here How we get you

What's the main plan I heard you're going to have A blind man poisoning That's what you're saying I told Yuri, I'm going to take notes. As I'm walking back for being, he goes, they're going to have a blind man poisoning. Where the fuck is Yuri yet? You're a fucking serious, you're a fucking serious, you.

I got that from these TikToks, bro, where there's like a blind man, first day on the job as a hitman. And they were just doing stupid shit. That's funny as it. That's kind of funny, honestly. That's hard. Watch your coffee. You did just walk away from it. I don't need this empty.

So if you put something in it, I probably wouldn't drink it anyway, to be totally honest. What if you refilled it back with coffee? Two coffee cups. No coffee. How about a needle in a condama with poison in it? So, like, it like pokes him in the hand. Yep. He's like, ow!

And then he goes in the fucking car in his mini-Cooper. The reason why he doesn't want to kill me with poison is because when they do the autopsy, they're going to say, oh, it was killed with poison. And they're going to go, and they're going to check your credit card and figure out that you just bought some poison on Amazon. I bought some riddling. A large amount. That's how you're going to kill me with riddle. That's just going to make me a little parked up.

Parked up. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Let's talk about the fucking watch me whip dude killing somebody. What the fuck is going on with that? Do we know anything about the situation? Because you know, suicide was actually, OG suicide was actually managing help and helping him, bro.

Really? Yeah. I guess he was at his house like a week or two before that. Really? Yeah. And suicide told me that basically the nigger family been like. Awesome shit. Been trying to like take money from the nigger from a long.

on time, like, trying to extort him and shit. So suicide was helping him. Like, you know, he was, I guess he was planning on moving back to Los Angeles and shit like that. And then this shit happened. I don't know the logistics of that, but I know that he had problems with his family, though. Did you see the case, like, maybe a couple months ago where he... The ax?

Yeah. He had, like, an axe, and he broke into someone's house looking for his girlfriend that she was not even there. I saw that he had, I wasn't following any of this, but I saw that he's basically just been arrested, ran into all kinds of crazy, fucked up situations over the last a couple months, a couple years. So definitely it seems like there were warning signs that something might go wrong as a point here. Definitely suicide tell you about that shit.

Right. We need an update. But yeah, I mean, that's crazy. Hopefully, he's not guilty. Hopefully, even if he is guilty, he beats it and can just come back on the streets and maybe strike again. What if he, what if he came back? What if he came back and, like, made another dance song, but it was just like about killing somebody? He comes back at Poisons M-22 with a needle.

his condama that niggas said watch me whip oh my god no no shot out to 1090 jake because he said watch me whip watch me bang bang see there you go that was great

I wonder if his writing team came up with that writing team you think he has a team 1090 Jake is freestyling that off the dome don't come this is the thing 1090 Jake and we're talking about the end of sentence YouTube channel for the right thing

I'm rocking with y'all y'all rocking with me who the fuck is that prison YouTuber Basically will tell you like every day he'll hit you with a story of just like the most horrible thing you've ever heard about. Oh, that white guy? Yeah, he's super fired. I had to turn it.

I always will turn it off. I'd be like, this is too much. He's just so prolific. He puts out a video every day. And really when I think about it, I guess like it might not take that long to make a video like that every day. I just, I wonder if he has anybody helping him out with that. For sure. He got to have help on the editing, I would hope.

But maybe not. But either way, it's like he's just, he pumps out so much content. And it's pretty informative. I'm going to be honest. I'll watch a fair amount of his content and it seems like pretty run, like it seems like start to finish. Like I don't really see that many

cuts in between, to be honest. He definitely got a teleprompter. He's one taking it. That niggis free selling it off the dome. Not the news part. You could tell that in every video there's a moment where he changes from reading off the screen to just giving you his thoughts. Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm just being stupid. I got a teleprompter now

for the news. On your phone, though. Yeah. I've seen AD get a lot better at the teleprompter. Yeah. Which would been really awkward if I had you in here to do the news with me and all of a sudden I figured out that you can't read good. Yeah, that would have been a super awkward situation. And I don't even say that

jokingly because a lot of people really are not that good at reading. You kind of realize at some point. When I found out Arkelly couldn't read, I said, whoa. Really? Yeah. I feel like now everybody can read at least enough to have like a text conversation but like you definitely like if you hear somebody like read out loud, you start to like realize a lot of people like just

can't read like quickly or like out loud. Don't make them say Condama. Who are Kelly? Catabara. Caterpillar. Who are? Caterpillar. Yo, I'm about to roll up juicy J's weed right now.

Asterick. Can we smoke it? Asterisk. Is there no edibles in there? The acid did you gave him? There's no edibles in the weed, unless you eat the weed, in which case I guess it is an edible. Can you make sure there's no acid in it this time? Yeri, you're a snitch.

You're a snitch. You're a fucking snitch. You're a fucking snitch, year. You know what I'll watch this weekend? The new Showtime series about 6-9 that I'm featured. I've seen the trailer that you was in there. Yeah, it was all up in that. It was pretty funny.

Good to see that. It was actually like it kept my attention even with the other 6-9 reality show or whatever that I fucking watched the other documentary that they did about it. The ones on Hulu? Yeah, it actually kept my attention even though it's exactly the same story. And I was already really bored with this story

because obviously anybody who's even remotely involved with rap is pretty much like already known exactly what happened with the 6-9 thing. But it was It was a good experience watching that on Showtime. Hey, you got paid. I did. Who cares?

Not a lot. It's not like I did it for fucking money. I would have probably fucking stayed home if it was about that. I was just looking for a chance to talk shit about this fucking kid on some documentary. Some girl randomly asked me if I watched that because you were in it. And I was like, do you think I just sit at home and just, I'm like, oh, Adam 22 is in the headline. You guys just really want to make it clear. We do not watch things that you do.

You're on Blab? Not watching it. You're on Hulu. Not watching it. Showtime, not watching it. She was just like, I don't know, that's your friend. I thought maybe you would have watched it. I was like, bitch, jump off a cliff.

No, but then you sort of realize, like, which of your friends are jaded to you, like, being famous enough to be on TV when, like, you know, some friends, like, people hitting him on Facebook, like, oh, my God, I watched you on the 6-9 documentary on Hulow. It was so cool. Ra, rah, rah, rah. And then, like, most of the people actually know me. Don't. Like, why would they care?

They already hear me talk enough, you know? Yeah, facts is what I'm saying. Yeah, I eat burritos with this guy all the time. Yeah, exactly. He put me on to a... His name's Dylan. A steak and shrimp burrito that has had a pretty significant impact on my life,

although now I'm on meal prep and I'm not eating anything fun or cool, so... Nigger, you had steak with the meal prep yesterday. That was good. What's up? Put me on, y'all, y'all, what's up? I'm trying to give it the program, too. I'm trying to program up.

The burrito is out of here, though. I'm trying to be able to just knock niggas out on accident. I got to a situation where I almost got into a fight with like six niggas last night. Where were you? Six? At my bitch's house. That was the crazy part.

You got a bitch now? I got a bitch now I got a bitch now I got a little Do you Wait a minute You get ran up on by six I didn't get I didn't get ran up on at all

But it was just like Just a bunch of drunk random niggas At this girl that I fuck with house And I wasn't having it I was trying to go to sleep I had to be up early So I'm like y'all niggas got to go Sounds like a nightmare

Some niggas started getting rowdy with me Talking about Google me I got 10 million streams Oh God Smoke purse my little brother Like he was just drunk Talking about ominous.

I don't know who it was, honestly. So I got to keep a blammy with you. Bro, I was just like, I couldn't get really rowdy because I'm like, bro, it's like, it's literally like seven of these niggas and like three bitches. And I'm like, if I, if I pipe up on this one nigga or the other niggins that was really drunk, it was one nigga. You're going to get packed out. I was going to get packed out.

The mace the whole apartment. Housebone. Then you have to sleep in the mace. It's all you had to do. Sleep in the mace crowd. Then what? I'm not to shoot one of these niggas just because they wouldn't leave the crib. They're going to run.

Yeah, they was going to run. for show you just catch a body it's not that big a deal right it just allegedly i'm just getting i'm just getting too old to even be in a situation where i need to remove drunk niggas from that's what i'm saying bro but why are you hanging with a girl that got six random niggas at her house it wasn't random niggas she knew like two of them and then it was like their friends it was just like i was just i thought about this the whole time after they left it's just like why am i even over here with this bitch who got random niggas at her crib well you know i need to tell them to leave if i would have walked in there i'd have called the homies immediately like hey i'm right here

That's what I did. That's what I did. That's what I did. But then they left before it even got that serious. You from me. Everybody knows I'm at 24-7. No, listen. Yeah, we know.

They're always calling you. Yeah. They're just shutting up. I call my two homies. I call my two homies that live down the street from her. And I was like, bring the blamies come right now. They was on the way.

I could show you the text. He was like, on the way. Stop. You learn something from them. Don't talk about conspiring to commit murder on the podcast. That's not murder. It's protecting yourself. Attempted murder.

No, you're protecting yourself. No one told him to kill anybody. I wanted to slap the fuck out of this, nigga. This nigga was talking about I got 10 million streams. I got 10 million streams. You said, nigga, I got some shoes, nigga. I got a podcast, bitch. Like, Nick, I did 10 million streams like four years ago.

What are you talking about? Bro, saying that is amazing. Yeah, the fact that he said that out loud was crazy. Yeah. The fact that because I think he told, I think he told this girl, too, like Google me or some shit. Like, are you fucking Tiana Taylor? Like, what are you talking about? You should have said Google me.

On a day. No, because when you really up, you don't got to flex that. I would have said, nigga, Google me. Come on, bro. You really up? You don't want more people to know who you are in a weird, awkward situation. I do. But when they left, when they left, he told the girl like, wait, was that, was that house phone?

Like, I think, wait, or like, that looked like a little house phone. Like, nigga, you knew it was me. I do it. I'm on gang websites, too. So you sit there, you'll be like this. You are a funny guy. Google me. I'm in a gang.

United Gangs. dot com search me bro when i don't say i don't know why i got information i'm a class abiding citizen i went to a meeting today and i like saw some fucking like rabber dude on the way in i guess and like they like waited in the parking lot a drug meeting to holler at me no like a regular meeting and like they just like waited in the parking lot to like holler at me when i left what if he was waiting to beat your

ass or something oh that's what i thought and i was like kind of rushing to get in my car like oh hell no did you have your blammy yes yes I did and I was prepared to use it one in the head doctor but no and then I realized that they didn't want to fucking beat me up but I still was like

alright I gotta go it's kind of weird yeah I'm at the point where I don't want to interact with anybody yeah well about anything that is the big difference between people who like go out in public with all the chains on and shit

is like I go out in public with my hoodie on because I don't want people to recognize me so I could just be left the fuck alone and play Pokemon Go that's why you don't wear chains because you don't want to get recognized I don't want to like call attention to myself

or like try to proclaim my value through my material possessions in any way and that kind of feels like a chain is sort of like the definition of that. That's why I like refuse to get a fancy car and shit too. You kind of have a fancy car. You do have a fancy car. It ain't that fancy. It ain't a civic, but it's not a mini cooper

but it's not a mini cooper. It's not indicative of me being a homosexual, but it's a car. No one's saying mini cooper is homosexual. You don't think that the average guy who does a mini cooper is probably sucking some cock in the back? I think he's Binary. The niggas said kak.

I'm honestly, like, I thought that mini-Coopers were, like, so clearly a gay thing that, like, the gay community probably claims it. I think if a nigga... I never knew. I never even thought about niggas driving minicouper, so I don't know. I think, if anything, they should, like, drive a beetle or something. A beetle? Like a bug. A bus.

A feminine car. Do you want to be feminine? Then drive a beetle. Okay, okay. I'm not going to agree with you guys as homophobic ways, but I will say, I will say, that dikes do love superoos though I will say that's a fact

that's a fact and and dikes all dikes look like manny fresh as well because then you got white dykes though so then no they look like white manny fresh

no but then you got like the hurricane Chris looking dykes too oh yeah like hey baby you know I seen a meme one time that said that like four

there's four different types of lesbians and it was like Kodak manny fresh fucking a couple other dudes and like

I didn't want to agree with it but it was pretty spot on Anyway, now that we've alienated the four lesbian women that are watching this podcast that are all, they all just turn this off. They're like, I don't love their fresh.

Gator boots with a pimped out Gucci suit. Gaydar boots. No, but see, a Manny Fresh dyke is more like an auntie dyke. I agree with that. Like an older, like, you know, she's like, make it last forever. A little glass in Hennessy, you feel I mean? Is that a thing?

It's more like an anti-dyke life. A season, E and J. drinker. Seizant auntie. Like, she probably got a little young Tenderoni at the crib. A little irking jerk. What is a Tenderoni?

I always heard that. Just a young, young Tenderoni. Like your little piece or something, man? Yeah. It's a little tender. It's like she's like 40 and she got like a 20 year old

little piece. You feel what I? She got a little nigga. He got a song. He got a young tender. I'm going to put the whole thing in her. Trouble, trouble? From Atlanta, yeah.

Tell him. Young Tender. I'm going to put the whole thing in him. Edgewood was one of the best albums in the last five years. Welcome to Edgewood. with. I don't know. Wait, wait.

I like trouble, though. Speaking of new music, which I've been listening to lately. I want to hear what new artists. Nothing new. I had to drive a lot today, and I listened to the fucking new little Dirk album and then the King Vaughn album. I was in an extra murderous mood, so I had to listen to the whole OTF. Yeah, that new little dirt is actually hidden.

And I'm not the type of nigga to listen to, like, mainstream albums like that. Yeah. It's really cool. You want to listen to SoundCloud Rap, less than 10,000 plays? Yeah, no, for real. It's hard. Actually. Yeah.

I only listen to Chop and Screwed, Yiddish folk. Folk music. Chopped and screwed Yiddish folk music. I just kept going with it. Okay, you know what? I want you to go home and listen. I want you to go home too. This podcast is over.

What are you saying? I want you to go home for. I want you to go home and listen to Ken Carson. King Carson. Ken, K.E. K. K. You know about him already.

You know about him already. I've heard of him because he had the anti-Mario Judah tweet. Oh, really? That's how you know about him? It's from that? Is that weird? I like Mario Judah. Okay.

But do we... Super fire. Right. He has two projects, I guess you want to call them, like EP's. I got to check it out. Superfire. That's all I'm listening to. Well, if our God, Cardi approved him, then I guess.

I mean, he signed to opium. The God himself. I want to... Cardi signed me to opium. I'm trying to be off opioids for 10 days. Yeah, you already aren't enough opiates. They've got to send you a rehab before I'll sign you. No more riddle than for you.

That's not an opium. It's not, but sign me to opiates. him. But no, he's super fire, dude. I'm down. He just, he just, he just dropped his, uh, teen X relapsed EP. Wow. Very, very short, uh, you know, it's like five or six songs, whatever, but they're all fire. Every song. Slapper. I got to listen to that.

Also, I found these kids, I mean, I didn't find them, but like, you know, just suggested on YouTube. Never watch random music video suggested on YouTube, but I clicked on this one, this group called AG Club. Mm-hmm. super fucking fire AG club AG club I don't know

Graham Mason I don't know where they're from but they have a remix to one of their songs that with NLE chopper and ASAF Berg already so wow

pretty you're gonna be pretty huge do you they give me like odd future vibes or like like non-gay Brockhampton vibes

really yeah you think Brockhampton is exclusively gay music no I mean I thought the they were gay I think there's only one

gay person in the group, right? Kevin Bradley? No, I'm sorry. Kevin Abstract. Who I interviewed. I did not mean to say. Who I interviewed and they made me delete it right after.

Yeah, they're like, fuck Adam 22. We don't want you to do. I mean, we were just talking about being gay a little too much, I think. Wait, really? I don't think he was ready to like have to. Were you actually? Yeah. Because he had just put out this music video and in the music video.

He's like kissing a dude or something. Yeah, you see the fucking like the, you see like a dude in a football helmet like going down to suck his keck. And, uh, where was it? a keck. A cack is a penis is another word for it. That's how we say where I'm from. Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend the broadband fans.

I don't know. I don't know if I was sort of like tasteless with how I talked about. I think the interview honestly got re-uploaded, at least like the SoundCloud version or some shit. But I don't know. Like, you had the quarterback sucking your cack. Like, I don't know if I was a little too in his face with it.

Yeah, you probably were. I might have not. Of course you were. I don't know. You know how many people would hit me up to like delete their old no jumper content or something? I love ignoring people who are telling them, I'm like, bro, uh, DM Adam, I don't give a fuck about this.

I'm not, I'm not about to relate this message. I'm like, I'm sorry. I didn't do this interview five years ago to just delete it one day as soon as it became embarrassing to you. Or just like some random music video. Someone's like, yo, like my music video has 20,000 views on no jump or can you delete it? I just hate the idea of it.

Like, why am I going to fucking like, yes, okay, you did an interview when you're 18 and now you're embarrassed of it. It's like, like deleting it is not, it shouldn't even be an option. Like, are you asking me to do this? It's insane. Like, I can't delete it. It's a part of history. Show's progress.

Huh? No, but shows progress. I get it. Like, you don't want to be the person you were when you're 18. That's what I'm saying, yes. Yeah. It's just like, progress. Progress.

I mean, no, but I just don't like, I just, it's weird that people think that it's like a given and I should delete it. I'm like, did you think that this was like a Snapchat story that we were just going to do this and it was just going to go away? No, the idea is that we do it and it stays online forever. It's a moment in time. Yeah. But then I was like, I remember I was talking to this girl and she like had

no idea about what I did or some shit like that. And she, like, went. Drugs. And watched. Yeah. Which one she watched? She watched, like, my expose interview. And she was just like, okay, cool, we get it.

Like, you fuck bitches or something like that. And I was like, damn. This is what you take from it? No, I mean, I guess that's all I was talking about was, like, doing drugs and fucking girls. Do you have to do this conversation? And AD, this question goes for you, too, like, baby, I'm a rapper. I have to act like a total piece of shit on camera, like, even in interviews.

Like, I'm just playing a character. A.D. or a little house phone is, that's not me. I'm Armand. I'm Monta. I tried to do that. Does it work? Took the words out of my mouth. That shit did not worry. Took the word. I got to act like I have no respect for women. I got to act like I'm a killer. I don't act like I have a lot of respect for women. I don't actually got a lot of money. Thank you. Not in your songs when you say, bids, hoes, money, sluts.

What song was that? That's his biggest fucking single recently. Who? A.D. It's not actually that. You? I'm out on the hook. That's O.T. That's it.

Oh. Which, by the way, I'm in the big leagues. I'm in the big leagues. Yo, proms. Ain't my prompts. Yo, OT, put me in the TikTok. We can't play it.

But O.T. has his new song out that's a low-key, Yassie diss. It's not a Yassie dish. I'm fucking with it because it's low-key should send a shots of Yassie. Oh. Yo, proms. I mean, he's repeating the things that he said to Yassie in the interview.

It's referencing. Right. But it's a disc track. no it's not it says in the title the title of the video O.T Genesis why are we still talking about this shit a month later and you call her

a gassy yazzy that is not right why are people sending packages to this place that are that say on it like to the no-jerkie p.l box gassy that's who these things are coming from my niggas they call her they call her jazzy I'm like what the fuck is wrong with y'all? Yeah

jazzy that's pretty cool I just want to say gassy's response 10 out of 10 Sucker dick I had I support you Yazee but God damn it It was hard

I had a legendary East Coast rapper I wonder what you would say If I wasn't here Probably say fuck AD I'm gonna take you to the back of the chicken spot And whoop you oh

I was legendary The back of the chicken spot Check this I had a legendary East Coast rapper Hit me and say Yo what's up with the Dominican girls You'd be having on I go

You're talking about Selena He's like nah The one that was with O.T. in them. Oh, my. Oh, no. Dominican. Oh, shit. Are you Dominican? People don't even think Yassie is black. I don't understand how you don't understand that. But how, she looks like a black woman.

People were trying to, I think I was stupid because I said what part of Egypt? Like, there is a different, like, parts of Egypt. Like, it's all just one thing. One street. Like, one pyramid. People are like, what, you fucking idiot? She's Egyptian. She's from Egypt. I'm like, yeah, but like. I mean, the funny part about it is that, like, what could she have said about Egypt? That would have,

like, do you know anything about the geography? No, but I would like, I would just, like to know. It would have been cool. To know. Oh, you're from Cairo? That's cool. I met a girl from there one time. Shut out to Yassi, though. You from near the pyramids? Me meeting a girl from Egypt.

You ever seen the Sphinx? Yeah, I've been... Can we just go ahead and say that we're never going to talk about this ever again after this today? We have to somehow lay it to rest one day. Yeah, we got to just... Bro, this shit is leave it to rest. But see, knowing Yazi, I love Yazi doing, like, just responses and doing this. It's just like...

It's just the pettiness just continues to fucking go on. I like that shit, though. Queen Pettie. It's cool. Queen Pettie. I like it. She learned from her queen, Nikki Minaj. Call me Kenneth Petty.

But look at the great things that came from this. She's a rapper now. I know. She's on the shade room. She has packages coming through. She sounded kind of natural on the track. I can't even hold you. She had French Montana.

Fuck her dick, house phone. Oh, that's my nigga. God damn. She got a French Montana. You don't ever hype me, nigga. That's cap. That's cap. Hey, she got a song.

They were trying to say that you should never. you should never take your hat off and I was like you got the homie fucked up. I don't know. And it's funny because I was sitting there at the house. I was like, is my head weird? No one never told me yet. And I put the fucking video out and I sent it to Yazzie. These people are talking about.

Don't let Yazee get you down. You have nothing wrong with your fucking head. Exactly. But they got me. That must feel good for you that like you have lived your whole life thinking there might be something wrong with your head. And now all of a sudden you know that your head is fine. Yassie's tripping.

Yes. A.D. head getting fired. A lot of women hit me up. It was like, I don't know what the fuck she's talking about. Your head is beautiful. Your head is fire. Yeah.

Yeah, pause. Pause, pause. Pause, but I've seen a lot of niggas with fucked up hairlines and you are not one of them. Thank you. I had your back, bro. I got you. Thank you. That's what I'm talking about support.

I'm supporting my brother. It's Black History Month, bro. Thank you. What should I do this over? But she's Dominican. We can't even support her on Black History Month. She's Egyptian. She got black and her, right?

A little bit. A little smidge. No, people really thought she was Indian. Like, if you call me the N-word, I would probably be offended a little bit. She probably used to drop this shit all the time before she came here. No, she can say the N-word. She's black.

You grew up saying, right? She's black. I would not try to take that away from you. She said, suck my dick, nigga, and all this other stuff. You told you. No, she didn't say to me that. Wow. Why would you be talking to someone like that?

Who would you be from where you told him to suck your dick? So disrespectful. You talk to your friends that way? Yesy? Wow. I don't know about how you guys do it over there in New York But we treat our friends She's from the same place as Takashi

We treat our friends with respect and love over here New York City is the epicenter of Non-Black Hispanic people saying that word Let's just throw that out there You will probably not go to a place where you hear Hispanic people say it more than New York City LA is crazy with it No that's true but I just feel like New York City

Might be even more extreme with how No, I don't think so. I don't think so. Fat Joe, 6-9, legendary. Fat Joe is deaf. He looks black. He doesn't look black. He doesn't look black.

He doesn't think he look black. He kind of gives off nigger energy, though. He's been in with this shit. Maybe because I've, like, I visualized him being a hip hop for so long. Also, he had his own Air Force One. Fat Joe has been around so much longer than any of the woke shit that he just gets a pass. It's like, oh, he'd been. I feel like he's not banging the N-word now, though.

I don't know. But if he did, I'm not going to get mad at it. Fadjo. It's Fadjo. You're doing the fucking ones. Yeah. Him and DJ Caled put out a fat boy only fans. But have we seen it yet? Where they rub each other's belly. Are you on pumps playgrounds?

Hell no. That's the little pump. But are you going to get mad with Cali's saying the N-word? DJ Callet? Yeah. He never said the N-word. But he came out and they used to say all the fucking time. But if he did he the best, nigger!

Yes, he said to stop saying it because he was saying it's so much. We, nigger. You're right, actually. Yo, he used to always say that. He said it. He said it and then realized like, oh, yeah, that does sound right. He did say it. But see, people draw the line, too, because somebody told me before, too,

French shouldn't say the N-word. I'm like, what are you talking about? This is a nigger. Who should have? French Montana. But where is he from again? Like Morocco? There's some niggas in Morocco.

He's not just with the shit. He's from Africa. So, I mean, yeah, Philly. Well, people try to draw a line, bro. Where's Egypt at? Hey, they should. They try to say O JZeezy can't say the N-word. O J-Z sold more coke than any rapper I know.

I would like that argument on Twitter. My son's picture away his merch. So whoever gets to say it is based on who sold the most cocaine on this phone. O J-Z sold more drugs than your favorite rapper. So he'd get an inward. What about all the white drug dealers? Shit. Aha.

They're not really from the streets, though. Back to you into a corner. I've heard that white people sold drugs at one time. Who? Name one of them. him Brian Popper I mean as far as we know

Brian Popper kept his nose clean for the past few years playing with my nose Are you playing with my nose? That's a back dresser home You have any news stories like you You listed off a bunch of news stories earlier Can you can you recite some of them

So I can tell you why I don't want to talk about them Oh a bunch of stories Yeah didn't you have you had all the shit I had a whole list earlier I had a whole list let me pull them up We didn't even take your phone this time We gave you phone privileges It's pretty cool

You already know Great place to work yes sir hold on okay what did I put I think we talked about everything honestly oh A's Sabari versus in a Lee Chapa Oh love that As somebody who has always aspired to own some fake V-lone I love seeing it just really come to light like that

I mean I feel like you know everyone knows that I was previously not the biggest fan of The V-lone A-Sabari or whatever But I feel like if you're the owner of the brand You have the right to call out a celebrity or famous person that is wearing your merch, wearing your brand, a fake version of it. I just like the fact.

Do not sip that. No, no, I'm right here. I'm just, don't drink the candle. No, but I like the fact just that Annali Choppa then just like chocked it up to how woke he is that he like is down to like save money by like buying fake clothes. Yeah,

he's like, well, we know you didn't know why. You don't just go out and buy fake Vloin on purpose. You fucking just like buy it because you thought that it was real. just accept that you just admit it I mean honestly I would have never known but like if you're the nigger that

makes it like if a nigga put up with with a weird unreleased color of my shoes on right now I would know that they were fake because I'm like nigga I didn't even make those the funny part about it is just that like Aza Bari is so jaded to popular rappers wearing his clothing line that he could have like a pretty popular

rapper like I know each other but wearing fake V-eelone and his response isn't and keep in mind that like we know like five million nobody-ass rappers that seem like they probably get V-loan in the mail, at least based on, like, what we've seen, like, in video and stuff. Like, every once in a while, you're like, damn, they just got a box, huh? Like, I'm watching this video. Half the guy has got a fucking Navv-V-Lone collab on.

I'm thinking that maybe they got a box. Good intention. Barrie's like, no, I'm going to call this motherfucker out and just sort of take over the news cycle for a few days. Why not? Kind of a lighter and also a stick. I mean, you just light it right there. Hey, you know what's funny. When we did the fucking news, people were like, AD, you literally commented on this when you have fake

easy merch on. Tor Mourge. I said. That's an art piece. It's the homie shit. I support him. Shout to Carl Lamar. It's not like you didn't know.

Why is your homie making fake Yeezy merch? I like it. Merch that says Yeez-ish and shit. It's like clearly anybody who has half a fucking brain in the room. And he says it on there. This is not. Yeah. But why?

Like, what's the purpose? I don't know. I like it. To make merch, like funny clothing that Kanye wouldn't actually make because it was like kind of ridiculous looking like Yis's shit or whatever. It's like, you know, it's like the same way that, Like, you know what was a lick that we used to do is we used to make fucking like Newport dad caps and like walk heart dad caps and like all these hats and shit? Oh, so basically profiting off of black culture.

Is that what cough syrup is? It's cough syrup black culture? At Newport's, yeah, for sure. One thousand percent. I smoke cigarettes. Shut the fuck. On this guy on the spot. He do be smoking cigarettes.

He did be smoking cigarettes. We used to fucking make all that shit and people just buy this shit left and right. I don't know why we don't make it in. Let's make some fake no jumper merch. I'll make it tomorrow. What shall I do? They should have let me make the merge in the beginning. Like, obviously my...

I got a t-shirt place around the corner. Obviously, my... We should have hired you to run our sneaker division. No, but, like, I'm just saying that my expertise in this level has been proven. It is hard to get you to show up more than once a week. But would you... I don't got to show up for that. These are the Air Adam 28s.

Would you... I don't need to show up for that. I can just send the designs over. Just like, give me some, like, of your creativity for free. were picturing no jumper shoes what are you what are you picturing philus just so someone that's just a different shoe a brand that already exists this I don't like a dick felus a jordan one with a dick on the side what instead of a Nike sign oh yeah I actually kind of like that idea oh a cack a cack maybe I can get an upside dick

upside down dick tattoo on my face upside down dick just boom Why not? I have a dick. Get a tattoo of a dick. I wouldn't be surprised. Remember A-Life? Remember that brand A-Life? Oh, yeah.

They did like a collab back in a day where it was like a shoe. It was like an A-Life Reebok and it was like a tennis ball. So you should do a A-life, I mean, no jumper Reebok where it's a basketball, but it's a shoe. Like it's like the shoe is made out of basketball. Sold. There you go. Hey, you've seen the Nikes that they're coming out with? They're supposed to be that you don't have to.

Put your feet. Yeah. You don't have to like lace them up or not. I'm like, nigga, I've been doing that for years. Kick these motherfuckers off. That's a fact, me too. I'm never on time my shoes. My shit's always ready to go.

The high rollers are ready. He did it first. Those are some very beat samples I've been skating. The other day, my girl was carrying the baby and, like, trying to do something else. And she's like, can you put my shoes on for me so that I can go outside, like, right now with the baby? I go to put her shoes on.

She wears her shoes so fucking tight. I'm like, holy shit, she's really like stringing up a football every time she puts her fucking shoes on. I'm like, you don't have to do that. Yeah, burn his feet. I thought you're about to drip. Yo, it looks like baking grease now. No, don't blow it out. COVID.

Oh, wax got on me, can't have? Oh, dude. Oh, y'all freaky. Y'all sparse up on you? Y'all pouring wax on each other? Y'all niggies is freaking. You want to get into some shit like that? No.

He looked at him so seriously. Oh, it's on the table. Look, Hennessy. I'm a taste it. I dare to taste it right now. Does it make it sick? Does it taste like Henny? A little bit.

I'm not passing him in the bun. He's drinking table, Annie. Table, Annie. You got to admit, that's one of the best songs ever. Yo, if we ever get drunk together, we're going to listen to that song. I'm not going to be drunk with you by myself.

Obviously not just that. We ever get drunk. I need a witness. I need a witness that. I get drunk on him. I just noticed that those. Those earbuds was connected to this. I'm like,

what the fuck is wrong? Yo, I like podcasting so much more now that I don't have those because they started to really hurt my ear, which is weird because I didn't notice that for the first few years of me doing podcasts.

Well, when you have a weird ass head, these get comfortable for you. Definitely, the can't, the can't, definitely not edible. The candle's not edible?

Oh, I just realized you ate wax. Yeah. That's a whole thing. When the AD started smoking weed, that's the crazy. All right hanging out with me. Too bad. You don't pass it to me. Nick, I got to tell him every fucking five.

He'd be like this. Here, here, pot lord. Pot lover. Yeah, where's that nigger at? Whoa. Sorry. Where is pot lord? He's on the way with the cush. He's becoming a consistent presence here.

You guys just smoke weed with their kid in the room? No, never. You don't? Well, you don't even smoke. I passed their kid to blunt before. Wow. I've never drank in front of my kids either. Are you serious?

Ever. Why would they, they wouldn't even know what the fuck you were doing? I just never did it. I don't believe in that. I respect that even though probably you've been like ridiculously shit-faced in front of your kids regardless. I have a two second. How do you just not get like you drink so much outside the home? We know that being drunk can last quite a while.

You've never like gotten drunk and then went to your home and we're still drunk. No, when I get home, it's like four or five in the morning. And they're asleep. Isn't that when the kid wakes up? Yeah. Right? My son. Okay.

But by that time, I'm, right. Yeah, I'm seeing. That's what's God. You told me that he like comes up and like bashes you with a truck and the dick while you're sleeping. my little brother's right here he'll tell you

my son will whip my ass when I'm sleeping now and he does some shit now where he just likes to lay on my fucking leg and he will wake up and just like I'm like

God damn it it's cute but I love it I'm looking forward to that because my daughter has kind of gotten strong enough to the point where she can kind of sock me in the face when I'm like

right up in her face she can kind of like pow like once in a while oh no I'll wake up to full kicks like I'm looking forward to that sounds great

that just not sound great I can't get mad I feel like your baby is growing up so fast. And your baby look just like Lina for the record.

Yeah. I think she looks like me, but. I think she looks exactly like you. Like Lina. People say both. At this point,

I just stopped even paying. No, I don't say both. I say Lina. To me, it looks so much, she looks so much like me.

And then, but I can see what they mean when they're saying it looks like her, but I got to say it. You know what's crazy? No, no,

no, no, no. I'm like scared to gender my own kid. No, I'm going to wait until she's old enough to make her decision

about what gender she is. Wait, no, you know what's crazy, though? What if she looked like both of you guys put together? It's almost like she's half of each of us. That's what I'm saying. I think I got the dominant jeans. I got exos. I got true religions on.

Hey, my Vizu collection has been going crazy. I've seen some dope-assy Vizu shit and it was very pricey. Where's a Vizu? Tag them in the comments. Let's get the free box over here. We need that. I need that more than you. Who the fuck owns a Vizu?

We have no idea, but we're willing to sell out to you for free. I tell you. Somebody's giving us a present for the Wednesday shows coming. These ain't diesels. I'll tell you afterwards. I'll tell you afterwards. You have a big part coming tomorrow. Yeah.

Who you got on? Me? You'll know in the morning. Me. You got me on there. Let's just say things going to get spicy. I'm thinking. I got to stick around.

I got to stick around to witness it. That's how epic this is. We don't want it to get spicy, man. We're going to keep it cool. The return? No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no.

The return? I'm going to bring O.T. back for sure, though. I'm supposed you didn't change your name to AD Genesis at some point. Oh my God. That's like, we just start a whole mob. I mean, like, Adam Genesis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, for sure. Yeah. Adam Genesis. As soon as I get down,

I just changed my name. Well, like 21 Savage, man, man, savage, Lotto, I think a million different savages. Y'all could have been the different Genesis. It's kind of fucked up, though, because my first baby mama name is Genesis. And then you got Domot Genesis from our future? Yeah. It's kind of bad. Tribby Red

Pegasus album. kind of sounds like that maybe I should change my name to AD Ironman he was saying that he wants to change his name to his full legal now I said don't go Compton AD no is it already a rapper I'm a rapper actor podcaster bro armand ad Douglas I have I MDB that's fine but like your rap persona is like your superhero version of yourself so I don't think you should be I want to go watch Dave again now that I know you because I didn't know you when I watched that and I was like he did a his whole character I could play his role.

It's just straight up like, hey, you cut me in line? Get the fuck out of here. Next time he's on the show. Hey, you took my cookie. He's just a, he's a Debo. But Debo had way more depth than what you exhibited on day. You're a piece of shit.

I'm just saying, like you. You know that? You're playing kind of a one-dimensional character. You want to do anything to keep me here. You want to do Saturdays and Sundays, too? Anything to keep the black man down. And it's Black History Month. You are a fucking piece of shit.

I'm just saying, God damn it. Hopefully next season of Dave, maybe the little diggy will write some depth into the character you can come out or some shit. I have another show I'm on. Terrorizing somebody on the show. Watch streets are confident. It will show you some more depth.

Okay, I didn't see some more depth. That's all I'm saying. Damn, I'm not here critiquing your acting now. Yeah, yeah. What's up? Money, hose, cars, sluts. What song is this? What is this?

What is a song? I'm just saying. Jake Paul was, was, was, uh, working out to before the fight. That's fine. That's how we know you're a white nationalist. You can't say shit like that on Black History Month. You sure can't.

Hey, shout out the... Sorry, Jake Paul. Shout out the Desto Dub. That's an awful lot of dreams. This is one of the... You can't show Marvin King. I just realized that's what that was. You just realized this right now.

I didn't even know that was Martin Luther King. I didn't realize it was a pink Martin Luther King's shirt. Does it not say that's an awful lot of dreams? No, that's tight. Honestly, I'm really happy about the restraint that dub showed by not somehow using like MLK in a bottle of lean on the shirt because that would have been really fucked up. Because that's like every other shirt he makes.

For Black History Month, I want everybody to watch this movie called A Night in Miami. Dobest Rock. Yeah, you told me about that last time. I don't want to see that. That sounds really good. Yo, I'm almost done season two of King of the Hill. Speaking of Black History Month. That is not King of the Year. I want everybody to go out. I don't think

there's one black person in King of the Hill. There has to be, right? No, there's an Indian person. What's on John Redcorn? It's the darkest nigger in that damn show. He is the darkest. There's not one. There's got to be. of black characters. I'm on season two and I don't think I see one yet.

But even Doug, they made all the black people blue and green. You know what I'm saying? Like Skeeter and shit. And Mr. Bluffington, he was black too. You could tell. The soul of the black man is blue. You learned from Doug. Right.

Did Doug help make you the decision not to join the bloods? Would you seem like you might be waffling on right now based on this outfit? Oh, my God. What does waffling mean in your analogy? when you jack off onto a waffle. And then whoever jacks off last has to eat the I talked about the waffle stomp last time, right?

Waffle what? Waffle stomping? What's that? It's when you take a shit in the shower and then you stomp it down the drain. That is stupidest. That is that is retarded. It creates a stupid as fuck.

It creates a waffle type impression. I heard somebody use this term and I was like, why didn't I think of that? Actually, that would be a great brand name, Waffle Stomp. But why do that? When there's a toilet, a few feet away I'm not saying you should do it

It's not like it's an awful lot of cough syrup But saying you should drink lean It's just acknowledging the existence of lean Do the chicken Do the chicken Who was it that came through When I showed him the chicken And I kind of felt like they were like

Why is he showing me this? This is kind of weird man I don't know usually the music streams I'll be high as a motherfucker It's a totally different dynamic I'm high as shit P-fizzle Teenage just pot them and bean

Yeah I'm high shit You get super sober AD on the news and fucking Tuesdays and then Wednesdays. I'm a hundred percent knowledgeable about what happens to AD when he smokes weed because I've watched it so many times on stream and I've seen him go from sober to high as fuck in front of me so many times that I like watch the progress of him. It's not progress. It's digression. It definitely is downhill from near.

It's all down. It's so interesting though because he'll sort of, pick out like a phrase and just repeat it over and over so he doesn't have to think anymore like he's he one time he was talking about the wb and the frog he's like oh man you miss all my tics nigger he's like he's like i love that i love that with this the wb by the end of the podcast is the only thing that he could say and you laugh every time for a while like kaka yeah kaka yeah kaka he goes his brain gets so high that he can only repeat one phrase over and Ninga, you were encouraging.

We started a caca game. It's definitely the most immature. We are, like, not recognizable. Like, right now. On Fridays for sure. We seem like geniuses. This is like a TED talk in comparison to what we end up doing on that shit. Yeah.

I think the most intellectual conversation we had was when Chuck English was here. It was a totally different experience. Shut up to Chuck English, man. Yeah, because we're doing an interview with someone who doesn't do ketamine every five minutes. I like, I like the ketamine man. Okay. He's cool. The K-man.

That's what they called grammar. I'm not to just go. out and just start Yeah, Kramer said the N-word too. You shouldn't talk about that Black history. No, Michael Richards said the N-word. No, Kramer.

Kramer did it. Kramer was on his best behavior. It was like one black person on the entire Seinfeld, even though they're in New York City is actually pretty fucked up. Think about it. And that's my favorite song

what was you said? You're going to kill me or something? No. Oh. I was saying, I think I'm going to actually just start going on wild ketamine bender just so y'all could leave me to phone. At least do one and just let us know why it was.

All right. I'll do that. I actually will. Bro, one of the last time you did ketamine. He's like 20 minutes ago. I hate y'all so much. If you did ketamine before he came on the podcast, I'm pretty sure everyone would know.

What does ketamine make you feel like? It's an animal tranquilizer. That's what I'm saying. I think you would be like, I've seen some bitches like, eh. If I think some bitches like, eh, I'm running out the room. You definitely. I definitely have been to parties and, like, seen some girls on the couch like pretty incapacitated.

And then it was explained to me like, yeah, they're doing K. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm going. I'm out. I'm out. That's what that is. Stay away from them. Yeah, I'm like a... I don't like, I don't like downers unless it's like lean. Lean, lean, lean, lean.

There's such a tick. Lean is a thing. We were supposed to... Lumberjack right now. Who is supposed to pour it? Lumberjack. What, this? This isn't the live stream.

You can't just tell me to dance. Which that's another thing that you do. He's like, white man dance. You keep fucking listening. That's another thing he does a lot of. He'll just, he'll say, like cabbage patches like I'm high I'm

I'm a dance white boy dance dance white boy you're like this lover it just seems right if the role was reversed where he just told you to dance do the whoa

that is not the whoa it's kind of like that you're like throwing things no like you're juggling is that genuinely how you think the you're juggling cadamas I'm juggling shacks balls pause you didn't put you all he did some do some shit to ruin

it do something to ruin. Every time he talks to me after the show, he's like, yo, they're going to kick me out the gang if I, if you keep saying this gang shit around me. No.

He told me he gets calls for people that are like, yo, you gotta tell Adam, stop saying that gay shit to him. I've had plenty of time. Why are he bouncing in him now? This is a clockwise circle. It is black history month. Yes, thank you.

Exactly. The white man has to be last today. It's my history. We're both at the same. At the same time. That was this, that was black unison right there. That's what unity

can do for the community yes that was a good that's what unity can do for the castle smoky robinson's our first fake no jumper shirt that's a unity in the community she got booty juice I mean I got a booty tea we always just trying to think of something that right and we all came on empty yeah I just I let one off

pause oh yeah pause wild and mild what the fuck is that what is wild a mild is that like a black and mild but it's wild I'm pretty sure it's like a no jumper condama sticker. This is a good brand because I'm not going crazy right now. Oh, yeah.

Honestly, the Juicy Jayfish? It didn't taste too good when I first hit it. No, no, you give AD a couple more of these Juicy J blunts. It could be a thing. Laura, make sure you include that on the time stand so I can remind Juicy Jay that I'm promoting his weed just because. Oh, that's juicy J shit? I think Juicy J.

Nigger, that's who introduced me to Lil Dickie, bro. Juicy J. Really? Yes, nigga. How do you know Juicy J like that? Let's hear some A. D.D. Tales from where's?

Oh. Every day. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Did you own Camel Shorts and low-cut converse at the time? I still have Camel Shorts. You need some.

Thank you. We would think of you as a total like squad switcher if you were, if you just joined Taylor Gang and left the AD Genesis family. You know it's crazy. People was asking me that today. Like even Wiz is like, because it's a T-G-God on there and it's like T-G-O-D, yeah. Okay, speaking of Wiz, you want to hear something crazy? I go to look at who are, because on YouTube, you can view who you're most,

popular subscribers are with Khalifa subscribers on the November YouTube. Smart guy. Probably watching this right now. Smart guy. That's crazy. Bananas.

He changed my life in high school. He did. He made you want to get hired and just chill out? Yeah. Because I was like a wild-ass nigga for real, for him. He was like, chill out music.

Me and him joke on each other, bro, all the fucking time. It's terrible. He seems like a great guy. I really want to do an interview with him. I met him one time at a party, actually. He seems like, he seems like someone who is like

so dedicated to their craft And, like, I watched him from, like, his first mixtape till, you know, him becoming the superstar. And, like, he's a nigga that really deserves to be in the position that he's in. You feel me? Wiz Khalifa was the first rapper that I found out about from some random-ass hipster girl that I was sleeping with at the time. And I'm like, how fuck you know about, like, a cool new rapper before me? Yeah, right. I was like, what the hell?

Like, this is, things are changing. And him and currency together, out of here. Shout out of currency, man. Why don't they reunite? That would be a good way to get. They still doing shit. I feel like they just did. Currency, but I do some shit for me too.

If they put out of project together, don't you think everybody in hip hop would take notice? What was the name of that first one? For sure. What's the name of that first one? Anybody tell me, uh, create a one way baby. Yo, I told currency too. I need my motherfucking babes collabie got.

I got a free Wiz Khalifa live experience one time because we're all riding bikes at Hollywood High. Obviously, Hollywood High, like the most famous skateboard of BMX school of all time. Yeah. And Wiz Khalifa was performing on some fucking. like night show or whatever, Jimmy Kimmel or one of them shits that they film right there on Hollywood Boulevard. And it was when he had,

what was that fucking song, See You Again? The fucking huge biggest fucking hit of his career that we don't even like think to give him credit for because it's not fucking rap song basically, but like most ridiculous song ever, like the biggest song of his career. And he's performing this shit.

You were there? Yeah, it was for a vote. Laura? You are a fucking soldier of the community. Yeah, Laura's a goat, honestly. So we're all just riding bikes at Hollywood High. And Whitscleaver performing in the background. And we're just taking it all in.

It was pretty. Do you know that's how I got into boxing? Hollywood High? No, because I let Wiz fucking kick me. And I was like, I can't let these nigg people do this shit. I'll show you all off camera, but this shit's crazy. You couldn't handle these too skinny? No, that shit hurt it bad, bro.

It was like three, four days that I was fucking heard and I was very embarrassed by it. You were like a spinning back kick or some shit. It's crazy. So that's why you're doing all the fighting. training right now is because you want to one day give Wiz or Murn for his money in the ring? Yep. I fuck with it. That's fire. And your journey will be done once you can beat his

ass. I mean, you're pretty big guy. I'm not going to lie. I feel like you kind of got an advantage right now. But what rules are you going to operate on when you eventually do take on Wiz in the squared circle? We fight to the deaf. There has to be that. Weapons? It's like, it's like no weapons. I'm going to throw brass knuckles. It's like Black Panther

bro. Like we're in Wakanda and we're fighting for the title of Black Panther. If you throw them off a waterfall, that would be a hip-hop tragedy. Don't do it. Damn, don't do it. Don't do that. That's all bad. If we lost AD, that would also be a tragedy.

We've lost, please do not speak to evil. We've lost too many of our favorite artists to being thrown off waterfalls. Don't go chasing waterfalls. You remember when you found out that song was about like a fucking chick with AIDS? It is? One of the verses. I did not know that. It wasn't until I saw the video that.

I'm like, oh, I'm like, I'm like, fourth grade. Like, oh, my God, this shit is so deep. How did I not know? Yeah, I didn't even think about that until you just said. I did not notice. You could watch the video again right now. That's like one of those things like. Why do you remember that?

And I don't. Because I'm a student of R&B, my friend. You have a piece of shit. That's like the kind of thing that you listened to it so much as a kid that you didn't really like think about it. And if you went and watched that video right now, you're going to be like, dear God, that's fucking shit. That's how I felt about a, was it, OPP?

It was like some sexual shit. I didn't know that. That's how I felt about AJ, nothing but a number. I'm like, yeah. That was a bad, that cover, too. I knew that was weird even when I was like, I was like 10 listening to that. Like, why is this fucking 30-year-old man in the back of a Lee on the cover? I'm like, why does he want to make a song about fucking a girl that's so young?

My nigga, you want to know the crazy shit about R. Kelly? Is the nigger called himself the Piper? And when you look what the Piper is? But that goes to show you that motherfuckers don't do no research about it. No, that mean, that nigga was dropping him hissed. It was like, keep him coming. When the music was that good at that time My nigga drop I believe I can fly

You don't believe it Oh my God That song put him in a different stratosphere Dude Damn Every elementary school That was their fucking graduation song I can fly

When you get added to every church Playlist in the country all of a sudden And every fucking Sunday They're just playing that shit It's a rob you're banking It's gone down That's crazy And now he's in prison

I like that he's one One predator that you're willing to take a stand against. Michael Jackson never did nothing, nigga. Free Bill Cosby-ass. No. Listen, as long as nobody's saying no about Michael Jackson, I'm cool. I don't believe anything about Michael Jackson. I don't care of all.

Damn, Laura, got you back over there, too. Thank you, Lord. No Michael Jackson, Eminem Slander. If Laura believes her, then I'm on board, man. No, Eminem. Eminem. Never mind. I was about to say some such.

What? I was going to say that Eminem is the most important figure. of Black History Month. Laura would probably make that case. You never met an Eminem family war. No, I know, I know. It's a totally different level. One time we was joking, I think Pony was joking

was like, I'll call him anemps. She was like, you have Eminem's number. Right. I was like, damn. Dude, Yassie posted about some Nikki Minaj shit today, and she wrote, comment your favorite Nikki Minaj song. I'm like, this is so obviously Yassi.

And it's like, how many of the no doubt to be a bar? She's definitely a favorite. Nicky Manage son. They're going to say the one was six nine. She's definitely a barb. Trolls.

Itty bitty piggy. Trolls is my favorite Nikki Minasaw. She went crazy on that. She just made the face. She had one of the hardest freestyles on the soldier boy beat. She got a dunk beat.

Come on. Oh, she went crazy. She went crazy on that. I've seen Yazi eyes light up at fucking karaoke when Nikki Minaj came on. The moment was there. Like, the moment was there.

I can see her taking that really seriously, actually. You know, I think the last of her glasses on, too. That's not I knew it was serious See her do Mary J. Blige. That shit is funny. The last time I did karaoke in my life I was at some bar with this Asian girl about 2009

and for some reason me and her did like Jay Z and Rihanna fucking run this town, bro. You know what's what I like? That song was new. That song was new then. I liked the William Hung. She bangs, she bangs.

Talk to me. Tell me your name. I played poker with William Hung. Like in real life? He was hung. No, yeah, real life. It's on the internet. He's not bad

He knows what he's doing I would love this thing With Smokey Robinson I should give you a song William huh That's my first act As your A&R Smokey Robinson

Well that too How much you think You can get a verse from him He got to do Some gang banging shit He'd just say gang banging Over He was spinning that dope

Losing our hope Gang banging We gotta watch that again That was cracking Cracking Cracking If you could put Adam on On a song

To like do the intro Or it's like DJ scream Like some shit like that He's gonna say I'll say that I am Can you please do the podcast Saturday? Hey

I just want to send a shout out to YBN Namir Because they was trying to count my boy out But he got a hot song With 21 Savage on the remix He got number 97 Inner, Bener, Miner Binnard

Chopper or Chopper Shada Stop playing with him But either way I heard that song was going crazy On TikTok But I didn't know it had It jumped up

All I'm saying All the rappers that you already See in YouTube videos About them falling off there's still just one TikTok hit away. And he's fucking these kids don't know shit. Everybody is one TikTok away. My nigga, you can be like the Open Gundam style nigga.

He was clearly 50 dancing his life away. And they won the biggest songs ever. Yeah, me and the homie was just talking about that, bro. That was just like the first K-pop song that, like almost every American herd. Was he gay? K-pop. Oh, but he said gay. That's what I thought you said.

I didn't even know that I was coming from. It's the asteroid got me blasted, K. Hey, I'm off the Asterisk. It got me blasted, kid. This nigga laced me with acid. I just trashed up your bars. Chicken right now. I kind of have a headache, too.

It's not good idea. All right. This is a been a good one. Everybody, nojummer.com. We got a whole bunch of fly shit. And tune in to my shit tomorrow, nigga. You won't regret it. 6 p.m.

New high rollers drop coming very soon. That's all I got I said. I got his glasses on. Tokyo goons, goons, too, coming soon. Tokyo goons too coming soon. Featuring SmokePirk. Hey, just know I am, but I do need to drop some more music again. Niggas been asking me in my DM, so I think it's about that time.

I gotta, I gotta out stream these lame-ass niggas, man. That's what I gotta do. Looking at this role, he is about that time.