No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 81

Episode Date: February 10, 2021

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Okay. Yeah, it's me and A.D. About to have a baby. So you can't beatbox for a gay rapper? You have such a double standing. You're trying to act like a row. Why? Listen, I don't have no problem with gay people.

I don't have no problem with gay remarks. Leave me out of your gay remarks. That's all. It's a freestyle. Every time you say something gay, you always throw me in it, bro. Because I know it makes you uncomfortable. God damn, man. It's like, you know it makes you uncomfortable, so I have to poke at it.

Pause. Pause, pause. Fuck. I really felt like I had something going on there, too. I was going to say the thing I always say about me and AD selling crack like the A.D. That's cool. You can say that. Then I said, oh, we're going to have a baby.

We can't. We can't have a baby. No. Even if we tried. I wouldn't try. I'm not going to try, but if we did. I would never try. Nothing would happen.

It wouldn't happen. Please. There's no such thing as an app. Oh man, where's house phone, man? God damn. He like teams up with you on this like anti-gay stuff that you guys do towards me since I am gay. You see the picture of me grab. You need to see all the means of me grabbing the guy's ass, right?

Let me tell you something. Every week somebody sends that to me. And wonders if you'll be next? No. Have you ever thought about? They always say, you know better than the fucking grab my ass. Yeah. Have you ever thought about asking me about that?

or you just you were trying to have to think about it. Knowing who you are is just like, that's Adam. Just like, I don't get no like gay vibes from you doing it. What if like we were doing it in like a baseball type of way? You know you play baseball? You smack the other player on the ass. I never played baseball. You didn't.

I did. So that's a key part of baseball, right? Like I mean. Not when you were in fucking Little League. I didn't play baseball since I was like fucking seven or something. I don't know anything about sports, but I would always see these grown-ass baseball players smacking each other's booties and always thought that that was pretty cool that that was part of

the game i never had hoop dreams didn't want to be like uh coby or michael jordan you did you never had hoop dreams no that's too bad you just wanted to be an alcoholic i want to get why you call me alcoholic bro you always aspired to just be really good at drinking oh my god have you ever thought about going in like a shoe nice direction oh it's a shoe nice yeah but you said shoe nice like you could drink like face a whole bottle of patron on that niggit be eating tampons and shit, bro. Yeah, he had a whole roll of toilet paper. That could be you.

Crazy. Hey, didn't he watch my show before? I mean, he did. I did see that he commented, but I didn't, like, I feel like he's one of the main people that people make fake accounts of. But it was verified. Yeah, that's, I think, okay, yeah. So maybe.

We need a screenshot if somebody wants to find that. Please find Shoe Nice watching at the end of the day, please. That's so lit. Shoe Nice is such a fucking, but, you know, he ruined his whole life off of YouTube fame. He lost his family and shit. That's not funny, but it's not funny. No, it's kind of funny. Just because, like, it's not funny.

Just because, like, it kind of revealed him as, like, kind of a crappy person for the most part, like, when he blew up and left his family for YouTube fame and then lost all the YouTube fame because, obviously, people just didn't want to watch a new video every day of a guy eating something crazy. I mean, you're talking to a nigga who eat crayons and shit. What's wrong with his fucking brain? But you don't think that there's, you don't respect that as a pastime, eating crayons? he can be doing worse things he can be eating homeless people's ass I've done it

it's disgusting last night I was flicking around on YouTube and I seen a video by one of these dudes who does eating competitions and he's got like a big YouTube channel a couple million subscribers and this is this dude's life

every day he's just on the road and he goes to different restaurants that have like a challenge you know like a giant hamburger that's like seven pounds and he goes there and he'll eat the whole thing and one of the things that he does is pretty funny is he goes like this.

This is how he eats on his knees so that the food can digest better. Have you heard this? This feels weird. Have you heard this show called Man versus Food? That's literally the same premise of the show that's on the Food Network. Very popular.

I've seen like a documentary at some point that this dude was in because his whole thing is that he goes, Atlas. No. That's his signature. There's a nigger. It's a show called Man versus Food. is popular for many years.

He goes to every town and he does the challenges of the food. It's exactly what you said. So you never thought about becoming a professional eater, though. Pause. No. You know one thing I did think about being a movie film critic.

Really? Yep, like an eat and a roper. This movie is good. No, not like that. I will get right in depth. Or a fashion critic. I will get right in depth with it. That shirt is good.

Not fashion. Andy Bernard has, I'm stealing her from Andy Bernard. Am I also got that? I forget. Office, office. I could be a food. critic this muffin is bad

they're like so so how's the tilapia it's terrible yeah I would only see even a roper that's why I liked them they either have a thumbs up or a thumbs down how's that bagel lady see to me it's Cisco and Ibert roper

Jesus Christo Cisco it was Siskel like gong song Cisco no Cisco Sisko and Ebert was the original and then one of the fools died Siskel dies. And then you got Roger?

And then you get Roger and Roper or whatever the fuck. You just said, Grover. I think another one died. There's only one guy now. I mean, it's sad, but it's true. It's like Cisco and Ibra was great, but, you know. Nick, I thought you said Cisco. Remember?

Did you perceive him as gay when you were a kid? No, nigga. Let me tell you, it's a funny-ass meme, and it makes perfect sense. It said Jesus walked on water, but Cisco walked on bitches. You can't be gay. You're just walking all over the fans like this, motherfucker. Can we get a fact check, though? Was Cisco ever confirmed to be...

I don't think Cisco was ever gay. You don't think? Nah. What do you think he's doing now? I think he's still performing the thong song. Definitely, yeah. Yeah. I'm sure that actually probably the pandemic has put a real pinch on the thong song revenue flow

since he can't go perform it. Maybe if he owned some of the royalties, he'd be good. You don't think he does? I don't know. Them deals back then was bad as fuck. You got a little bit, though. What about just having silver. hair in general. You ever want to do that?

No. Maybe if my superhero dreams really do come true, I'm going to have to change my hair color. Right. Yeah. So you, that's something you were tweeting about the other day. You said I hope I get cast in a superhero movie. And I was just thinking I'm like, superhero movies are like pretty big deals and like, no.

You got a ways to go before they're going to let you be Iron Man. I'm going to be honest with you. I ain't talking about Marvel. I'm just talking about like, I can be on the boys, bro. I will fit in with that show perfectly. Right. Yeah. There's a little difference between you and what's his name though? A-Train? Yeah.

Is it because he's black? No, he's in better shape than you. It didn't have to be in shape. Is that what you're doing? Is that way you're doing the boxing classes? Because you want to be a superhero in a movie? I'm losing. Spoiler alert.

I'm feeling pretty good, but I just ate a fucking McDonald's hamburger because they just brought, because these guys are buying Pokemon cards and they're getting them from like happy meal packs now. Apparently, this is a thing. Yuri just goes and spend $50. We're going to pay him less. So he won't be able to do that anymore. That's what he does with his fucking paycheck. I'm about to go buy 10 McDonald's.

I'm about to tell you're getting your pay cut, but it's for your own good. So you can't buy Pokemon cards. Laura, you too. Listen, okay, I have an honest question for you. Yeah. There's someone who works for us. No, not for us. For us, Fias, Fubu.

There is someone we know. They wake up in the morning, their girlfriend's crying, right? And apparently the issue was that her tampon got lost inside of her. Not Laura. I was like to make it clear, not her. I was like, Lord. The question is, so then this person has to spend a good chunk of the morning and possibly afternoon attending to them while they're at the gynecologist or wherever you bring a woman

who's lost something inside their vagina. They can't find it. She swears it's in there. Is he allowed to miss work to tend to, like is he allowed to call in? and not say it's not that he's sick, it's that his partner has lost something within herself. I mean, is he a simp? Because, okay, if he's there for moral support, then I guess.

But me, the show must go on. Even if there's no real show. I've had condoms get lost in women before. Really? Yes. Wow. That's hot. No, it's not hot.

But you're not bringing them to the doctor to help him figure out what's going on. It's not me. Would you, okay, say it was your employee. Okay. Your studio. Your engineer calls in. Yes. And this is why his girlfriend has lost a tampon inside of her own vaginal canal. I would wonder first how big is the vaginal canal to be lost in.

Okay, well, you're allowed to wonder about the size of a vagina, I guess. It's not really about that. It's about how would you feel about him as an employee? If it was my employer, I'd be totally okay with it for the record. You know, these things happen. Honestly, when he came in, I would probably have to turn my back because I'll be laughing. Like, you fucking simp. Your girl lost a tampon in her body, and you want to be there at the Ghana colleges, like a little punk.

So you really took a lot of pride in not being there for your lover? It depends on what's it for. But, like, don't you think that you should be there for her during her hardest times? You are such a Playboy Cardi that would miss the birth of their child. to play PS5 with Uzi. I've never missed the birth of my children.

There's only having toys. That's not really saying much. I've never missed the birth of my children. He said it like it was something to be so proud of. I'm doing pretty good, man. Yeah, yeah, nah,

I mean, honestly, like, if the rose was reversed, would you want your girl, like, let's say you get a condama stuck up your butt

because you probably do some shit like that. It might happen. Yes, you never know. So would you want Lenny? to be there with you while they're just trying to remove it or something like that it really depends on the level of intensity of the pain and how deep the condama went because like i could very imagine i could imagine like getting it up to here would be like one level of ass insertion

that like i think i could handle i don't want to but i think i could as soon as we have to go past the cups this is where we're getting into the territory of really having intense anal control like I don't want to talk about it more. I shouldn't have bought it up. If you could make it past the cops. I don't want to talk about it no more, man. I mean, I'm just saying. Apparently, you've never thought about putting things in the butt.

But is a tampon really that bad if it gets stuck lost in you? Yeah, and especially. What's the worst that can happen? And the doctor's saying it's not in there. Oh. But the girl is saying, yes, it is. The plot dickens. If the doctor says it's not there, it's not there.

Yeah, what if it's a, what do they call it a hypochondriac? You think that you have all kinds of diseases or you think that you have different pieces of plastic lost inside your vaginal canal? I think my homie should break up with her. I hate that idea. She may make up something about him that didn't happen. Well, okay, if it does come out that she's lying intentionally to mislead him. The doctor can't find it. You're that, so you trust doctors all of a sudden?

Don't bring it up. I know where you're going with this. I know where you're going with this one. Leave that shit alone. I know exactly where you're going with this one. Okay, let's change the subject. This weekend, I took another step deep into the world of classic black film. Mean Girls, too.

No. Poetic justice. I know. You text me and you had some concerns. I feel like the fact that this movie exists is pretty iconic, but I don't feel like the movie itself is really that disgust or remembered because it's not really that good of a movie. For the black culture, it is a great movie. Now, let me break something down to you. Movies back then, period, though.

There was a lot of, like, 90s, nostalgia, like, cringy. It wasn't really about the acting part of it now versus movies now where you have to, like, really, like, I don't think half the movies made in the 90s could come out in today's time and survive. That's what I'm saying is that it feels like the fact that Janet Jackson and Tupac did,

a movie and that they made out in the movie when they were both young as fuck and totally in their prime. That was pretty iconic. The fact that Q-Tip is in the movie and he gets domed out within the first five minutes. That's pretty iconic. But when I was actually watching the movie, I'm like I don't feel like I've seen much of this. Like, I don't feel like I've heard people talk about the actual movie that much. It wasn't my favorite movie of this generation. But I totally agree that. It was just like a different standard because the one thing that is like a stylistic innovation about poetic justice to me that probably didn't really exist in like you know sort of hood like hip-hop adjacent movies at the time was the fact that you know you're watching boys in the hood

you know menace etc for the most part you're kind of viewing all this through the lens of the rap of the of the gangster essentially i mean you watch poetic justice you get to see a lot of this killing and whatnot from the perspective of this sweet sensitive young girl who writes poetry And it sort of throws a very different framing on how crazy shit was at that time. And that's the reason why I think that the movie is valuable. Like that that innovation of like, okay, let's, because, you know, that that essentially is kind of like what made Kendrick so interesting. It's like this is like a fly on the wall type perspective of what's going on. You know, it's like I think that's important.

So I think that was probably the thing that I was most interested in. Even like movies like the goonies and shit like that. I never seen the goonies. There I go on that. Throw that on the list. But I'm just saying like the shit. the uh what's the other one that all the white people like the breakfast club or shit like even fucking greece like grease like grease couldn't come out the same way that it is right

now as it is you know what i'm saying and it's i think that's part of the reason why people make these reboots and these remakes and shit like you watch the first it but it's like now you have to make it for this standard now for this people because the bar has been set so high when it comes to cinema no yeah i mean even with like you know the bar just keeps like when you look at how big the magnifying glass is on everything in the culture like in order for a rapper to really stand out at this point it is very very hard like you just really can't be like a competent rapper you have to like come with a different style a different flow a different energy a different level of star power just really has to be something about you that stands out like you know people

who come to mind in recent times something like pooh shiasty all of a sudden has a showload of attention on him but he very much like came out with a different flow that people weren't used to really hearing and then he himself is like a pretty interesting character it's like all right people can get excited about pooh shesty but so often you see it over and over and over a rapper will be trying to come out and do something but their style is too similar to the stuff that we're already used to i've heard so many rappers over the years that basically just sounded like a pretty good rapper who is like very very very influenced by kendrick or whoever and this is insane hard to stand out unless you're bringing something new to the table and and let me tell you something too

do you know one of the first kevin hard movies he was in who was a rockefeller movie Kevin Hart Kevin Hart my bad who did I say you said Kevin Hart oh yeah Kevin Hart paper soldiers uh-huh you need to watch that too that's one of the Kevin Hart's first movies bro and it's like even back then like the time like dip set and Rockefeller when they were coming out with state property and shit like their movies was hard for us in the community and shit like that. Like that was gang-sad. Like, our favorite rappers are making these movies, even back then, the Hot Boys, bro. You ever seen the Hot Boys movie?

Oh, yeah. Shit was crazy. You know what I mean? And, you know, like I said, a lot of the, even now, you can't make a Boys in the Hood in 2012 that people are going to rock with and feel like it's authentic. You know what I mean? Just, or a fucking menace to society.

Like, I don't think that that could be replicated. And that's why people go back and watch shit like poetic justice and watch those type of movies because it's from an era and that type of storytelling is it was different back then it wasn't seen before and even like you said your parents seen straight out of Compton they was just like blown away by the shit right and they didn't realize that this was literally the music you weren't allowing me to listen to when I was in second grade and now you're looking at it as like an outsider watching this movie and all of a son you're like oh this is very like notable and like it's so interesting that these guys

accomplished something and they're from this fucking awful place and it's like yeah cool I wish you had like been a little bit more understanding when I was fucking going through puberty enjoying this music yeah you know the same as me too because my grandma rest in peace she used to tell me all the time like Steve Harvey said they're going to end hip hop and I'm like granny they're about to end hip hop so you know what I mean just she was saying Steve Harvey said on the radio they're going to end hip hop and being in coming from college I went to the same shit bro My grandmother didn't want to hear that shit. I remember when I first recited some M&M lines.

I didn't know what the fuck he was saying. You know what I mean? My granny's like, what the loser fucking mind? You know what I'm saying? Hip-hop. I got to watch the Griselda movie. Anybody see it? No, but I will take a look.

I will take a look at it. Any right, like there needs to, because like when you think of a Boys in the Hood, Men's Society, etc. Like, I feel like those movies, if there was like an updated, like a new version of those movies, I feel like they would be able to do very well in theaters. See, but I disagree, depending on who it is, because I don't feel like...

You got to bring in stars, you got to have a little baby in it. The person making the movie has to, like, incorporate a bunch of people in rap, but it's like do it in like a really, like, well-done way? I mean, how people are going to view it because I feel like back then,

now, like, you can go to World Star. You can, you could just surf on Instagram and Twitter and see murders, and like it's so much shit now that you can go to la hood media and watch some la street shit all day if you want to so it's just like i feel like you would have to really do some totally different maybe like the last dope la movie like that i could sit there and say that was adjacent to the hood was like uh what's that shit called cool i think what's it called cool where they have the bitcoin shit in there somebody quote me on that whatever that is though but it's about these guys they start fucking selling drugs on Bitcoin and shit like that. Really? And it had like a lot of, it had like Cap G in there.

It had a lot of dope people in there and shit like that. But that was kind of like, all right, this is something that reminds me of the older movies. I ain't been like that in a while. It's just got to be the right person to put their energy behind it. Okay, so here's the question.

What did you do this weekend? Because it was definitely more interesting than what I did this weekend, which is approximately nothing. Wait, I'm so sorry. I cannot forget about talking about snowfall, bro. Snowfall is an embodiment of the old cinema and things of that. That's real Los Angeles. They, whoever is directing it. Oh, John Singleton, rest of peace. But whoever's doing it now,

shit's just fucking incredible. Watch that shit. I'm gonna put that on the list. Bro, it's one of the best shows ever. Well, we knock poetic justice out now. But snowfall is next level. Snowfall. I need to add that to the list. Somebody DM me that. Actually, don't DM me that because I can't look at my Instagram DMs and I'm furious about it. And the fourth fucking season is coming this month. fourth season oh so it's still coming up bro it's about how crack got in the 80s yeah yeah and ad selling crack like the 80s and it showed how the fbi was involved with it to basically they were allowing certain shit to happen so they can fund the war and i choose not to believe any of that it's a truth though i think that the drugs just came here on the room no i don't know

anything about it but i just it just doesn't seem likely to me that the government was bringing drugs in so i'm just not going to ever look into it and not believe it also they were allowing it it's a proven fact. FBI, my guy. I don't think they knew what the threat was. They looked at the bigger picture, basically. I would prefer to stay ignorant on this one. I don't know what the hell's going on.

All right. Your ancestors, supplied cocaine to us. We've been blamed for enough. No, y'all ain't been blamed for enough. We have been blamed and oftentimes because we were guilty. No. Okay. But I just, I'm not really like looking to add things to the list of things I should feel

low-key guilty. Your ancestors put cocaine in our communities and liquor stores. I put cocaine on my nose for a long time, a lot of it. Yes, and that's the difference. It was hard to get a boner. Don't tell me I ain't struggled. See, but that was a difference. They made having Coke that white people had, you'll get lesser time.

Then a black person having crack cocaine. So they fucked this up, man. It's all right now. We can sit next to each other and pot and smoke crack and snort coke. And you can say gay jokes and it's all good. Isn't that weird? Like multiculturalism apparently works at least a little bit of the time. Like if you, like if this was 30 years ago, you would be Ice Cube and you would hate me

because you would say that I was the white devil and we would just be yelling at each other the whole time, right? I'm sure you had a white friend. Who? Ice Cube. For sure. He didn't like Jerry Heller though. Them having a podcast together probably wouldn't have been.

Oh, no. I wish we could look back on that. Why didn't they have podcasts back then? They so could have. There's nobody had thought of it. I like to think that my last day, no jumper, I come in with the bat, and I just destroy everything like that. Really?

Yeah. Your last day before you sign the contract with a revolt. With Kevin Samuels. Or Zeus? Sign the contract with Zeus? Oh, no. For the love of AD. I'm out of here, no joker.

It's possible. How do you feel like you, I feel like you, being on the Kevin Samuel's interview is, like, the biggest thing in recent memory for you. Like, all of a sudden, the whole world is tapping in. like, oh, A.D., you brought, you helped bring Kevin Samuels to this platform. You're raising awareness. Everyone's getting red-pilled. I really was like for some, to be a fan of somebody and to sit and just get game that you didn't hear already. We were very, very engaged. We were just both staring at them. Everybody said you were just nodding the whole time. I was,

I was agreeing with it. I'm like, ooh. I'm like applying that shit to, you know, how I move and shit like that. Yeah. It's bad, bro. Well, does Kevin Samuels kind of make you want to get your life together and just like really settle down? I feel like my life was already together. No.

What? I'm making a lot of money for myself. I drive a nice car. I got a lot of shit going on. He's preaching marriage. You've yet to tie the eye. You're a commitment issues. Wait a minute.

Wait, no, no, no, no. He technically is not preaching marriage. He says that more people will be happy if they got married. You should join his Facebook. group. Nah. I'm not, no. You're not on the market.

Nah. Chilling. Yeah. I don't know. That's good. Next question. I haven't really seen the, the blowback from the Kevin

Samuel's thing. I haven't seen like the angry feminist yet. But I don't think, I think that this interview can change a lot of people's perspective, women-wise, on him because it, the difference in the dynamic was

you're talking to men and it wasn't like, I think just, oh, here comes how, phone now. House phones here. He's playing fucking Pooch-Sci-Stey off his phone and shit. Where's Yerry? I'm not listening to Poo-Sci-Ci. I think people understood him more watching that interview.

Kevin. Yeah. Me too. Yeah, like, you know, I don't see a woman watching that like, okay, this niggas a total dirtbag. Like, what they try to say. You know about Kevin Samuels yet? I have no idea what that is, but I saw you interviewed him. Growing up, bro. The fucking go. What's up? What's up? What's up? Okay, so. Who is he?

Where is he from? What does he do? You give him your explanation of Kevin Samuels. Basically, Kevin Samuels, the women fucking hate him because he's, he, he basically, women call him to his show, kind of like a podcast. And they'll ask him questions. And all the women usually say like, all right, I want a six figure guy. I want a guy that's like super tall. Basically.

Oh, I do know. And then he hits him with the reality checks. He's like, you weigh 389 pounds. Yeah. Yeah. He had some like that. You got two kids and you look like a whale and you're just not going to get a baller. Sorry.

And they get mad at him for that. Well, sometimes they get mad. But it feels like a lot of people like more often than not, it feels like everybody agrees with him and thinks that a lot of the people who call in are fucking diluted. I think now they do that now because it makes sense though. And then too, it's just like if the rose was reversed, if house phones sit, hey, bro, I want a girl like Beyonce. Like I want the Claremont twins, but I don't got Claremont twins. And I refuse to be in a relationship until I get a Claremont Twin. Yeah, that's stupid.

Actually, that's a real thing with me. Yeah? Yeah. I love them. They follow me on Instagram. Anything can happen. Mod Summers with one of them. That's crazy.

I forgot about that. Isn't that crazy? I forgot about that. That's crazy. I saw them together. Shout out to them. I love them. I saw them together and immediately just started imagining them fucking.

I feel like people do that with everybody, every couple of relationships. Sounds like something a guy that makes a lot of money of the only fans would do. You ever watch my shit on pornhood? No. Okay. What? I was wondering. Do you ask everybody that that you encounter?

Never. I never asked anyone. I just thought of it. One time my baby mama was like, look at him. She was on fucking Reddit or something, bro. Oh, what? Reddit. She was trying to find fucking evidence that you were involved with something bad.

Probably. She finds me. Probably. Yo, I'm going to say the realest shit I ever wrote. I scroll past it on my, on my homepage. I'm like, oh, my God. You ready? You ready for the realest shit I ever wrote?

Go ahead. I got like real deal. mature ejaculation problems now because I didn't have sex for like a couple months after the baby and then now every time we're only a couple months old yeah but I mean for like the first two months after we have the baby and now now lately we've been hooking up bro I'm busting my not so goddamn fast I got something for you the fucking run no man I was thinking the blue chues yeah why ain't sin us none but the thing is let me be the fucking trial for it listen do you really want to be popping blue choo and like hang you out with a huge

throbbing boner when you have to like take care of the kid and shit like in between you wouldn't do with that what put parker to sleep and get cracking blue choose that i thought the blue two or the or the rhino lasts like a long ass time they do why don't you just let the baby cry in the other room no that's so hot just hearing a whale in the other room on the other side sometimes i got to just sit in the car no when the baby's being traumatized by you ignoring her oh it's so hot once the baby's Maybe, like, is able to, like, you know, hold its own bottle and shit, then you're good. I don't think that's the deciding factor when they're good.

I don't think so either, but... I don't have a kid, so don't listen to me, guys. So what happens after you pop a rino and you bust your first nut of the sex capade? How long until you get another bone off of Rino? Maybe, like, 40 seconds. 40 seconds? They're that powerful? It ain't no noodle, bro.

Sometimes you could just keep going. I'm trying to feel like I've really been, like, you know, jipping my girl out of, like, good sexual experiences. I'm over here taking an hour or two to get a fucking boner number two. Sounds like you need some more coke. Huh?

Coke makes it so hard to get a boner. It makes it hard to keep one. If I already have one, it's staying there, but then... There's a degree to which doing some coke will make you the horniest motherfucker on earth, but then there's also a degree of which you just done too much and you're not going to be able

hard and you're fucked. Yeah, you can plato. When you mix the rhino with as much tequila as I consume, you be... Five days. Now you got me picturing your dick like that. Your dick is an adjustable arm.

Rino and tequila. At this point, I'm pretty sure your girl is just like roofying you with rhinos. If I come in to work one day and they're like, oh, Adie's dead. You got a heart attack. Don't say that. Oh, my God. I'd be like, oh, you had a heart attack. I'm like, all right.

You know what I'm saying. That's what it gets from mixing all his tequila and rhino Fuck tequila and rhino No the homie said The homie said the other day He took a perk A blue chew

Zan and Adderall and drank And fuck the shit out of his dude That's a Russian roulette That nigga's lucky he's not gnarney Right now bro What was his life like at that moment I feel like that That's what Chappo was on when he did his first interview

Remember that? What no When Chappo did the podcast He was a fucking mollied out Zand out demon bro He was cackling he was losing his mind he's so much all my ops in heaven or some shit like that he's so chill and normal now he was fucking crazy when i did that interview yeah i used to fuck out of ross

but he used to have me like real jittery i might need to take a piece right now go for it you got split one time release you want to i got a 30 on me you guys got oxy on you no yeah i was like i'm sorry part of that yo what got me who's man's is this i was talking to dub i was getting too gay he was he was taking it too far his game eater it was it was only yaw it was only yaw too it was only y'all too that's why he was trying to convince me his dick got a fucking kink in it a kickstand a kickstand you got a kickstand dick you're talking about god damn you dragging the head on the ground and shit that's fucked up oh my god

wow so what's up man i saw poetic justice i just got done telling him oh my fucking god why why's the time you saw you remember anything tupac had a white socks hat on Yeah, there's one part of it He's wearing a backwards white socks hat And it's so like Wow, like Because in movies And he was a male man

In movies you never see people really wearing stuff With brands on it because they have to get it clear And stuff but back then it probably wasn't as big a deal He was a male man Before BFB the Pac-Man There was Tupac in Poet of Justice Even though obviously it was a fictional character But

We could say that BFB the Pac-Man's life trajectory Was predicted by Tupac He needs to do a photo shoot where he's like he's like one of Tupac's scenes or whatever except he's like four Tupac's um he should just be like shirtless you know when i felt corny as fuck though oh my god this is this is why poetic justice was like the most mortifying experience for me is because this is black history month you can't not that that's just it's not that okay so earlier that day i had had sex with my girl and like i said

i have absolutely no bone or control right now and it's obviously busting in like 30 seconds and I'm like, oh, I'm telling her, I'm like, we got to do it again later. I got you got to let me get a couple more rounds. Then we're watching, you're sucking the thumb. No, then we're watching Poetic Justice and his corny-ass friend who's brushing his hair the whole movie and he's sleeping in the back of the mail truck with the girl. He fucks the girl in the back of the mail truck. He nuts super fucking fast.

And he's like, oh, don't worry, I'm going to get you again. We're going to go again. It's exactly the same thing that I just said to my girl in like clearly the scene in the movie is meant to clown on this dude. I'm sitting there feeling like the Posa offer a juice Dummy Posa offer a juice You want some water or something

You want some juice? Why juice? I don't know It's just a standard Just water or something Offer a beverage In between I'm not giving a juice

She's not drinking sugar right now Okay why Because the baby You don't want the baby Eliminating sugar from your diet It's probably one of the biggest Things you can do to lose weight That's a fine

Are you saying your girl Nees to lose weight She's trying to lose weight She's just out of baby I was going to say like whoa I'm forcing her to lose weight I'm like yo relax Lose weight

this is over oh my god get in shape i'm like relaxed no but she she was trying to lose weight for a couple weeks and but still having some sugar in her dive like fruit and stuff and then she took the fruit out of her diet and boom she starts dropping away like crazy it's really fucking yeah like whatever's good for you but if you want to lose weight it's kind of it's your enemy huh it got sugar in it though right that's the problem yeah that's the problem yeah well you got stay away from that like this fit this is dope fit dope yeah yeah my guy yeah my guy rock my guy rock He actually bought the most expensive baseball card in existence, and he went TMZ everything, my homie Rob.

Oh, the other day, this thing that happened? Like, $2 million baseball car or some shit? That's my homie Rob. He owns dope. He bought a $2 million baseball card. I don't know if dope is dope doing that well? Is that how you got in the game? You were standing outside of dope in line, just dropping me hell of dope pack?

He's just pulling up with mad, dope fitted, spilling out the dope bag. And that's actually the name of the movie that was talking about. I didn't know the name of it. The name is dope. Oh, yeah. I never seen that. Never seen dope? Which one?

They're like selling Bitcoin and shit. No, I've never seen that. That was before Bitcoin was like that popping. Exactly. If you had Bitcoin back then, it would be now worth 10 times, 20 times a month. If I would have watched that movie and put all my money into Bitcoin, I would own no jumper right now. That's the fact.

You probably have your own thing. No. You're making a lot of money probably wouldn't result in you buying no jumper? I will buy no jumper. Is that your plan? No jumper number two. That's why you always buy a lottery ticket so you can hopefully just buy the business from me? Are you assuming that he buys lottery tickets or do you know this for a fact?

He just looks like the type. I've never bought a lot of tickets to my wife. It's black history money. Why are you making about race? Who else? What other characteristic could AD possibly have as I ever being black? No, I'm assuming that he buys lottery tickets because he just, you know, he's just, you know. Keep of mind, this is, he's always bragging about me.

He stayed up until 7 in the morning playing fucking 2K and playing against these Mexicans cooking these. He's just, he seems like a gambling. He's always talking about all. I am a gambler. I'm playing blackjack. doing this. I assume you got some water table. I go to the crap table, bro, and I'll stay there. Don't crap out. Don't crap out.com. Hi, Roller, 777, new drop coming soon. He refuses to buy, to get into poker with me. Bro, I said I would... That shit looked boring as fun. I literally

told this nigga I would go to the tournaments with him. I would play with him. Yeah, he plays like fake poker. He's trying to hold the black guy down. He doesn't want to put him on poker, bro. I'm going to put you on Phil Ivy. I'm going to give you a Phil Ivy documentary. You show me him already. Yes. Wait, but, okay. Black and ill. Can I ask you a question? So can you go to the poker table, the real poker table in Vegas and like go crazy because

you know all this knowledge or like, is it different from the online game? Online is so much harder than real life because there's so much more competition online. Online, you're playing against everybody all over the world that wants to play. If you go to Vegas, it's just like some drunk businessman and shit. So it's like in real life, it's kind of like the play is a lot worse. I was playing blackjack for shots. Just go, why don't you just like go be like a fucking blackjack shark and just. I don't play blackjack, I play poker.

Whatever. Why don't you just go and just play that, like, act like you're bad at it and then just make them a lot of money? Because if I were to go play tournaments in real life, I'd be playing one tournament all day. And when I played like on a Sunday when I'm playing poker for like fucking 12 hours, it's like I'm playing 12 tournaments at once. So it's like way more action. I would be so.

Yeah, I'm crazy. I would, uh, what the fuck is wrong with you? It would be so boring for me to play in real life. I've been like, too jaded by just playing online all these years. Yeah, because you've been playing since you were like not a kid. That's how I made... I've never been

a kid. 2003, 2004, 2005, and I was like, the only way I was making money, yeah. Wow. Yeah. He'd been doing this. And then I started a BMX website. Let's tell Adam's tale. Let's tell the tale of 22 again. And let's tell how... Have you... But there's so many people that don't even know anything about my early hustle and stuff just because it was so goddamn long ago. It's like, why would I even want to tell anyone

anything that happened 20 years ago? Sorry, my phone still on. Josh didn't take house on phone. God damn it, Josh. God damn it. This girl text me a video of her tities while I was driving

and almost crashed. They were so nice. Oh, no. Are you sure that they were tities? I fuck my shit up. What did you do? You stab somebody? Pushing people.

When you got into a fight? A couple of them. You got to a couple of... You got to fight this weekend? Boxing class. Stop. You would have told me right away. Boxing class.

You did not get enough fight this weekend. Boxing class. You beat up another YouTuber? No, I'm going to be. I never touch a YouTube or anybody. Right, right, right. I never touch anybody.

Wait, no, because, nigga, I went to the boxing class and my hand wasn't fucked up like that. It was the rap. It got me. No, I'm going to be honest. You stapled it together? I got to keep this thing tight. Bro, I was punching the fuck out of that shit,

and my hands literally felt like I couldn't even open them afterwards. Oh, the bag? Bro. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I was punching with the instructor guy. Like, it was my first day, and it was everybody else's, they had already been there. You did a boxing class?

When was this? Like last week, but I'm going to start going, every week. Was this because you saw that one vlog where I said that I don't think that you've ever worked out in your life? No. I didn't even know you said that. Fuck you.

Is it because you see me boxing? No, I didn't see you boxing either. The tiger. It was when we were talking about doing the weight loss challenge and I was like, bro, I don't think, I have a really hard time imagining house phone, like,

deciding to work out and going to the gym. I can find, I don't think he's ever been to 24 hour fitness and just like, hit the treadmill all day. I had a, I used to go to membership. I had a bishops. Bro,

well, because, but I worked at John Majoo, So it's like I would get off work Take the train to 24-hour fitness on Crenshaw And then walk home from there And then I was skateboard everywhere Which is also really good cardio

I'm over around the corner from there Yeah I still Still I gotta stop Stop it Closer and closer House phone pinpoints is Every week Every fucking week

It's this thing I love air myself If I wanted to find you You didn't gave up enough information To find you I know Yeah but why would you want to kill Housephone

That's I wouldn't want to kill you. I'm just saying it was someone in general. Why would they want to kill anybody? Anybody want to kill anybody. Why would somebody want to kill me? Why would anybody want to kill Adam? Who's trying to kill you?

Somebody. You. With your gay jokes. I'm trying to kill him with homosexuality. That's real. Tell me why Duno is talking about how he fucking got shot in the foot. I was a megastain shit.

Nobody believed him. And then he goes to look. The hummies. He's like a Mexican, Instagram comedian and shit He makes music and stuff too But he fucking told me He's fucking hilarious

He got shot in the foot And nobody believed them And then he goes to the hospital And they pull the bullet out of his foot And then what did his friend say after? I don't know Like the block got shot up But nobody got hit

And then he said that he was actually Behind a fence And then all of a sudden he gets hit in the foot But apparently the bullet Went so deep into his foot That they couldn't see it And I don't understand How is it not

How is it not obvious that there's blood porn out of the hole. I wish I'd ask more follow-up questions, to be honest, because this is kind of weird. But yeah, you said you got shot on the foot. So he was like, what, like limping around? Yeah, I need, I have so many questions now. Right, make the standing style, though.

I asked him if the person who did it was a small Canadian man. Allegedly. You interviewed him? Allegedly. That's fire. When's that coming out? I don't know. But it was pretty funny.

That's fire. Yeah, he's hilarious. I've seen people that got shot, bro, personally. And sometimes they don't believe. And that's kind of worse when they don't believe. Yeah, because that means. When you can't, not saying, yeah, they internally bleeding. You can't see the blood just rushing out and stuff like that.

That's worse, isn't it? Yeah, it's worse. That sounds crazy. Because that means all the blood is, like, stuck in you. Bro, I seen that shit have a couple of times. That shit was fucking. And that means you're bleeding out on the inside, which is probably fucking up your organs and everything else, even more. Whenever I imagine myself getting shot, it's always like in the thigh or like in the ass, like a big chunky, meaty part where it doesn't really fuck anything up.

It just looks cool and I got a hole in my ass. You think you're thick? yes with two C's that's why I'm going to stay thick so that when I get shot it'll just kind of absorb into my ass That was the only sus thing I ever heard you say

I said do you think you're thick What is that? He said he has a meaty part What are y'all How do you not recognize that your ass is meaty? I just say do you think you're thick There's a lot of muscle and fat on your ass No matter how big or small you are

It's like even if you are really really skinny your ass is still probably the mediest fattest part of your body, unless maybe your boobs, I guess, if you're a woman. Yeah, it'd do be some or your little nazettes with the titties. Did you think, though? My girl goes, oh, my God.

My girl goes, why did you do that? Why do you get fake ghosts? She thought that was real? Yeah, so I'm like, man, you've been just like, you've been breastfeeding too long, you went on the internet too much that you see a fucking dude with tits and you're like, oh, you got fake boobs?

Like, that was just so obviously like a weird Photoshop thing. Like, how did anybody think? She thought that was real, for real? And I was like, I was like, oh, you just assume because he's gay, you got fake tits. She goes, no, I assume that because he's got fake tits right here. I'm like, it's Photoshop. Yeah, like, come on.

There's no way. Lina, I'm so disappointed. She's not a hip hopper. What is I got to do with, hip hopper? What is it going to do with that? Because if you were a hip hopper and you were really paying attention to the memes and shit, you would probably see a little Nazax with fake tits and realize it's not real. He's just like a master of the internet

and anybody who, you know what? I was actually thinking about his tits today. I was thinking about how like I wonder how many normal people actually thought that this was real Probably a big amount of it And if you just tell me that your girlfriend who was like famous And in this realm of shit Did thought that it was real for two seconds?

That's crazy. Okay but if Lil Nasax did get some really fired tits implanted on him Would you titty fuck? No No because he's a guy I mean Okay If Zay Hilfiger

was like let me collab on Only fans with you and Lina but I gotta let me suck you off Like I suck the glass dough Come on come on What'd you do it? Why did YNJ do a song with Zay Hilfiger Like three months before I dropped this

Glass Dildo clip When we had Y&J in her the other day I was thinking about time I'm like so did you not bring that I did not bring it up out of staying I'm like so you did a feature with my homie who sucks dildos on the internet For money

That's interesting YNJ That's your homie What do you think you would have said? He would have been like, ooh, what the fuck? He probably does like 10 features a week. I know exactly, yeah. What the fuck. He mid-interview Y&J was just like breaking into verses

and just doing his verses the exact way they sound on his songs where he's like starting and stopping and shit. It sounded crazy. Bro, if you listen, like, he dropped his like deluxe. He dropped Coocheland and he dropped Coocheland deluxe. So it's like, I want to say it's maybe like 30 or 40 songs on there. And they are all fire. from front to back.

I'm just listening to this nigga yell all day long. Like, you know, how crazy is it? He shows up Y and J. to do the interview

and he's just got Louis Ray with him. And I'm like, yo, you guys want to do it together? That's his brother. He's like,

yeah, let's do it. I had no idea. I had no idea that's bringing him with me. So I'm in the bathroom taking a piss

like scrolling, like searching for some Louis Ray looking through his Instagram just trying to think of what I want to talk about. You're peeing with no hands doing this?

He's like, he got his dick out. He got a dick out looking at Louis Ray's Instagram. I could scroll with one hand and urinating the other. Yeah. That's why Black China walked out of the bathroom. You pissing over the place. And this nigga never flush.

Every time I go into the bathroom after him, it's just yellow pee marinating me in the bed, the bathroom. Every time. I'm from the East Coast where we don't flush after we piss. Hey, he's hand in. He just told us and he's like this. Sometimes I'll take a shit and I won't flush. Just kidding. But no, I did do that the other day and my housekeeper found it.

Oh, my God. I know. I felt so bad. You should have tipped her an x-ray. hundred or something. Oh, she encountered my doo-do. I didn't even... Was it like in one perfect log? I don't remember what form of poop it was, but I'm pretty sure it was

not a log. I'm pretty sure it was a fucking oil spill. I'd have been like, it's the babies. Blame it on the baby. The baby chose to use the bathroom. The baby. Actually, I emptied out the diaper. You should do it. Oh, my gosh. I'll tell you this off air. You should do like a weird, like

diaper prank on Lena with like chocolate or something and like... So it's a diaper on it? Yeah, like something like that. But what's the prank that the baby shit is diaper? The baby shit's diaper all the time. No. No, you throw the shit diaper.

You like put the shit on her and like film. But it's like a warmed up snickers bar or something. Oh my God. I come into it. I just film her and I come up and just pow. I hit her with the diaper. She's going to be like what the fuck? That would probably really not be good for our relationship.

I feel like she'd be pretty like that's like the prankster relationships you see on Instagram and shit like, ah, I hit you with a pie. I feel like my girl is like too much of a real human being. be like, what the fuck? Now I'm going to take a shower again. What the fuck is wrong with you? That's like the people that be in the stalls and they get like the fake.

They get the chocolate and they just like touch somebody's foot and shit. People go crazy. That's a crazy one. I mean, I know. Speaking of YouTubers doing crazy shit. Wait. Rest and peace. Some dumb ass.

Yeah. How does he do it? Oh, 1090. Yeah. You rocking with me. I'm rocking with shoe. Bro, he posted a video this morning. This YouTuber kid was doing a prank video with nice.

I think it was for TikTok. And they, like, ran up on a bunch of people with knives out. Running up on people with knives trying to scare them. And this white nigga, they thought it was a nerve, pulled out the strap, put out the blammy, killed him. He shot him eight times, killed him. Eight is a lot. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm mixing that video up with the other one he put about the guy that was getting raw for the weed.

Never mind. Okay. I don't know how many times the YouTuber got shot, but he killed him. And that was it. Well, what about the video? And that, that was an addressing scenario because it was for a fucking TikTok prank or whatever. That's pretty easy. But the thing that I really thought was crazy,

you see the video I sent you with a white guy, he's holding the huge stick, and he's smashing the cop over the head with it. That she was classic. Yeah, we sent him in the group chair. And the cop, the cop really seems like he does not want to kill him. And then he just, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. He shot him anyway? And you're watching the bullets go into this guy's chest,

and he's, ah, he's still coming for him. It's scary as fuck. He has a stick like this. Like, he's trying to crack him open. I got this show house phone this so we can get. Let's get house phones. live reaction to this was a guy black

no no I was say it's black history you mind if he did it he wasn't wrong no I mean that was what a lot of people were kind of saying it's like if he was black think about how this would have gone over like he would have got killed like way or here that stick wouldn't have flew in here that stick would have not even

raised up out of his arms no I don't know that would have been a little different the stick would have been pulled before the stick got pulled all right here we go the guy's commentary is insane And it's like a piece of wood or something It's hitting with like a stick or a branch Yeah like a tree branch

That's definitely a black guy like Bro, look, look he walking Dude walks through the bullets He could have tased his nigga too though He could oh nah Oh nah He's eating the bullets bro Yes

At first I really thought that he was not getting hurt by the bullets He's an X man bro Bro what He was eating the bullets It's like, ugh, ugh. It's like a movie or something when you see somebody getting shot and just walking through it. And then they finally was just like, uh, nigga, like. He finally dies.

Oh, nah. How many fucking bullets did he take? That nigga took at least nine, bro. Oh, my. Oh, yeah, it's a rap for you. Look at him. He's out of there. That's not even the worst one I see.

That's how you choose to go out really like that, bro. The dude looks sick in the head. The way he's coming out of him. It just really looks like he's happening. That's why this is extra viral Because people are Commentating on Oh,

Nah, bro This is very graphic I don't think you should ever be happy to watch a random Psychopath die Yeah I mean, God damn Unless you got issues with them If you don't like them that fucking

Oh nah That was crazy Did you see the shovel shit bro? The girl who got hit in the head with the shovel That was like 15 years ago No, bro This fucking guy is getting into it with his neighbors while they're like shoveling snow. Oh my fucking.

Did you see that shit? Yes. That was out of pocket. The snow murder. That shit was insane. That nigga double. Goes back into the crib. Grab the AR.

A gun that's five times bigger comes out and fucking caps him again. The craziest thing is that he shoots the gun in the air and the people don't even move. No. I mean, it's far away. So you can't really tell what they were doing. They might have been like, duh. But the nigga left his wife, bro. They didn't get a fuck.

Oh, he ran away with his wife. He definitely ran left her in the middle of the street. But would you do that? No. Come on, bro. I'm jumping in the way for my wife for show. I mean, they both died anyway, so like, did it really matter? Bro, but you got to, is to death do you part?

That nigga said, we parted now. That nigga, that nigga, parted both of they ass, bro. I don't know they were married. I mean, they were married. They were married. They were married. If somebody comes in here and starts shooting at me, are you jumping in front of me?

No. Well, after a house phone told me, you wouldn't do the same for me. Every man for itself. Being misrepresented in this. scenario. Fuck off. That's not true. Well, I wouldn't jump in front of a bullet for damage or anybody except for like my mom.

I feel like I would have to jump in front of a bullet from my girl because who the fuck is going to take care of the kid? Exactly. You know? Like that's like even if. No, no, your mom, your sister, Josh. Yeah, that's nice. Hey, mom, you're 78.

Hey, Josh, you've got two kids to your own. Take care of my kid because I was too much of a pussy to jump in front of my girl. Uncle Ad. Yeah, I love to do that. I'll take care of him. I'll take care of Parker. My kid going to be smart. Monkey Robinson bang and if she's all with you man I'll fuck I'll take care of Parker if I had to

yeah I'm sure I could like from all of the fans and viewers I could cobble together a babysitting schedule where I wouldn't have to be involved at all just don't don't leave her with Yuri a different yeah just don't leave her with Yuri because she's gonna be on tent talks and I hope you never hear this episode is like dad I hate your plan for all your subscribers babysit me a different person every night no that would be crazy you want to know something else I just seen um some I guess some was it a UFO or a bitch you need? No.

No, neither. I've never seen any other. Some guy... Is that from a song or something? Yeah. Yeah. Some guy mistakenly thought that he owed Robin Hood, $700,000

and fucking, like, jumped in front of a, what, train and killed himself? Was that how he killed himself? Yeah. But he was wrong. He didn't actually owe that much. No.

How much did he owe? I don't think he owed anything. Nick, I wouldn't kill myself for a debt. I don't give a fuck. 750 grand. Yeah, you run that up. You know what?

Like, you know what's better than death? You just filed that. Bankruptcy and then or just like anything besides killing yourself for that you file bankruptcy It goes away in like seven years. Yeah, it sucks. But I mean, like if you don't pay your debt, what are they going to do to you? I'm going to be honest though. Something's kind of scary happened to me on the way over here. So I tried to do like the emergency lane go like emergency lane go around the other car because I was on the highway. Yeah, I was like you're living fast. Yeah, I was trying to go like fast to get here. That's scary and I didn't see that it was kind of tight and like my mirror might have clip this guy. I car a little bit and you kept going I mean I didn't really

it was so much traffic I didn't really keep going but I was on the phone too so like I heard a noise but I didn't really like I wasn't really paying attention so I'm like yelling on the phone like what the fuck

like whatever and like the car behind me is kind of like flashing their lights I'm like what and I'm just like and then he pulls around me he rolls his window down and he looks at me in the eye and does like some weird like

shit like that and then he just keeps driving I was just like what the fuck did that mean he cursed you no I think honestly he might have been like some cartel like

Mexican nigger or something because like it kind of scared me like I was like what did and then I looked over and I saw that my mirror was pushed in I was like oh I just well if anyone watching this knows anyone in the cartel they now know your address and they could just kind of turn you over to them and maybe you get some free cigars a little free coke

I mean I was just I want to publicly apologize to that guy if I did clip your car on the accident I'm sorry just take it up with my insurance we good sorry nigga one time I hit a somebody's car on a freeway and really tried to get away from him and the nigger would not stop and I just gave up and he was like, hey man

did you, would you try to get away? I was like, no. I just drive really fast. I was like, no. I really didn't even know what was going on. I was on the phone. Like, I'm yelling on the phone at somebody and then like I hear a little noise

but I'm just like, I'm not even tripping. And then like this nigga does some weird like, I'm going to kill you thing. I'm like, okay. He's like, I watched no jumper. He did? I know where you live. One time, one time I'm fucking,

like I just pulled up by a cop I just finished smoking a blunt and I had thrown it out and he pulls me over my car stinking like weed so fucking bad and he's just asking me like have you been smoking marijuana? I'm like no no I swear I never but you know I have the best line

I said my employee was just with me he got out of the car he was smoking it wasn't me white privilege he just immediately is like oh you have an employee what do you do right right gives me a perfect end to tell him about my business and shit he kind of concludes like oh this guy can't be that bad

White privilege at his best. How does that have anything to do with fucking race at all? Because let that have been a black guy. Are you joking? You think that there's no black guy that's ever got pulled over smelling like weed and got away with it? No, never. Saying that his employer?

No. Employee, no. You really don't think that? Bro. That's crazy. There's no fucking way in the hell that they're going to run for that. You think every black guy that's ever been pulled out of smelling like weed has got arrested.

It's just so lazy to blame it on white privilege right away when there's plenty of it. The whole story, the point of the story is like, look at this really good excuse I came up with that made this cut. It wasn't a really good excuse. That's the fact that you own a business and that you have employees and they're the one smoking. He only believed that. But see, this is the sick thing is that people really believe that and actually think that way.

But you know it's crazy though? It's insane. If the same thing. You're just choosing to believe that everything is based on race when in reality black people get pulled over all the time and don't get arrested. Even though they smell like we. Experiences, bro. You haven't experienced.

Because you have had bad interactions in the past, that means. that every person who has never ever happened to that. But why can't you have a conversation without immediately blaming it on a race thing? It's just like... Wait a minute. I feel like I need to draw attention to the fact

that this is kind of a twisted way to do the world. Because most people that live in these communities, the cops treat them a different way. They have quotas. They have shit that they have to do, right? Where you live at, possibly, there's a lot of people who have money,

have nice cars, it can afford lawyers and shit. downtown at the time so that's obviously there's still a lot of money down there downtown bro downtown is by far the shittiest part out okay let me tell you let me give you a prime example right i drive a fucking bans now right since i've been driving a fucking mercedes bins bro i don't get pulled over at all white privilege white car privilege your car is white wait a minute when i used to have a fucking monte carlo when i used to have a fucking camero every day of my life i got pulled over bro for no reasons they will take me out the car, they will handcuff me, they will sit me on, sit me on the fucking

on the shit, run my shit, make sure I'm on probation every single day because they were, okay, this type of car, these type of people have. And that's usually how it is and shit like that. So if your experience with the cops, usually most of my life, they experience with the police officer, bro, have been negative ones when I'm not doing nothing. I just know so many black guys that roll around, stinking like weed all the time, smoking wherever the fuck they go, and have never had an issue about it. And so I think that to say that the only reason why I got pulled over and didn't have the cop give me a hard time was because I'm white.

I'm saying that's why he's really like that's absurd. In 2021, yes, you can get that off. Yeah, for sure. I'm thinking this is a pat, if this is the past. This is like a couple years ago. Oh, that's not bad. It's weed is weed. I'm talking about the early 2000s and shit.

Yeah, they're not letting that fly in the black guy. Yeah. And where I grew up, smoking weed, if you're constantly, you are fucking, they pull you over there searching your whole goddamn car. That's what I'm saying. I mean, like, they can still use that as probable cause. But anything in the last five years, cops don't trip over weed. You can get put over weed or they're like, give me that shit.

But if they really want to be assholes and they really want to use probable cause, and like that is the main thing that they're going to use. Listen, when you hear about rappers getting caught up for shit, it is like an insanely high percentage of the time that they smelled weed and that was the probable cause. Because the reality is that if you roll around smoking weed all day, your clothes stink like weed. You can, the car can stink like weed without you having just smoked a blend. You know, like most rapper guys you know

that smoke 15 back with the day. They smell it. I'm just saying like that story would not be plausible for either of us even right now that if either of us got pulled over and like, oh, our employee, they'll be like, no, no. I don't agree with that.

Depending on what type of, like I said, car. Like, if you have a different type of and a police officer told me before too, literally that the type of cars that you drive, like the cops will treat you differently because they may think that, hey, if you have an expensive car, you can afford a lawyer. So if they do something unlawful, you can sue them.

If you get pulled over and you're mega respectful and just seem to not be fucked up and seem to have your shit together. And so the odds of them giving you a hard time are much, much lower. There are places. And there's definitely been times where I got pulled over. And I realize, like, holy fuck, this cop just hates me and is going to give me the hardest time possible. Sometimes you feel that way.

But from my experience, a huge percentage of the time that I've been pulled over since I lived in L.A., the cops have like, there's very much a vibe in L.A. with cops that there's always something more important that they could be doing. So if you're not really fucking up, then they're kind of like they seem all right with letting you go just because there is

a lot of crazy-ass shit going on all over this fucking sick. That's my number one line too. Don't you guys need some, got some real criminals to go catch right now? I say that's the worst thing you can say. That's the worst thing you can say to them. Well, you don't get any annoying. You can do that shit.

No, but like, I mean, like, bro, like, I understand what you're saying to. And like, from your experience, I feel that, but bro, it's like, you got to think about how many fucking innocent, not even just innocent black people, just innocent people, just innocent people have just been treated like shit just off-ripped. It don't matter how nice or respectful or whatever the fuck you try to be. And where, like, where a house phone may reside, they're not, they're still going through

that. They're still playing that shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, if I still live in the city, bro, the cops is not, they're treating you like fucking second-class citizens, bro. I feel like I'm going to get pulled over and arrested for smoking weed at some point. because of this conversation. I've kind of set myself up for that to happen.

What if it was a black cop? Plots always. And then what if you're going to go to jail and join your brothers in the Aryan Nation? I get raped into the Aryan Nation. Swachita tattoo. I'm not doing that. What have you made a swastika condama? Wow.

He's like, well, actually, he's like, that's a great idea. Please don't put that evil on. What an idea. You're like, actually.

Did you see that it just came out? that Marilyn Manson has like Nazi tattoos? I believe it. I guess I shouldn't be that surprised because he's always... He also has sexual allegations now. Yeah, but the... Maryland Manston? The Nazis, yeah, he being accused of rape and torture and all kinds of crazy.

I mean, bro. It's famous-ass girls and shit too. It's Maryland Manston. That's the weird thing is that like me growing up, I was a huge Maryland Manso fan when I was 13. I was over it by the time I was like 14 and a half. But he put himself out there as being a sick fuck who loved to cut himself and do heroin and fuck with all these guys.

girls and stuff. And so now they're pulling these old magazine articles where he was saying weird ass shit about fucking with young girls and all kinds of stuff. He thought he was just being this cool ass goth rock star back then. And now they're like, no, you're just some guy. We're just going to fucking call all this shit out. He got dropped by his label. He was still

signed. Yeah, he's still pretty popular. They kind of probably helped him. I wonder how much his popularity could be affected by this because I feel like a large percentage of Maryland Manson's fans probably just want to see this sick fucking weird. of like it's not like he was really acting like he was this upstanding citizen because it reminded me

that there was a girl that I was kicking it with like maybe a year before I met Lena and she was like kind of like a goth chick or whatever and she ended up telling me about how she used to fucking like sort of be one of Mara Manson's girls or some shit and how and I was like what was that like is just having you do a mad coke and she's like no he wouldn't let any of his girls do coke like he does mad drugs but he doesn't let us do it because he wanted us to be like innocent and shit. I'm like, what the fuck? She was describing like basically him just being the weirdest motherfucker on earth. And then see all this shit come out.

Is it true that he took his ribs out? No. You heard that before, right? Yeah. When I was 13, I feel like everybody heard that. That was the hottest rapper and the hottest news in seventh grade. Yeah, I was like, his guy's a creep. Yeah.

No, if that was true, but you know girls get the ribs removed. Yeah. To make the fucking. Yeah. I said, I was like freestyle and I said some shit. that I'm like, about to get the doctor to remove my ribs or some shit. I said that

and then I like ad-libbed it like, Marilynne Manson. There was a action Bronson song where he's, I think it's called Thug Love Song or something. She said, Love Story 2003 or some show like that, but he goes,

she said my dick was too small. I went and got the surgery. I thought that was the best. I was like a rapper rapping about getting a dick implant. He says that he was kidding, like a couple bars later. I'm kidding. Yeah.

I'm kidding. I didn't get penis surgery. Didn't get penis enlarged me. My penis wasn't surgically enlarged. But honestly, I don't think if somebody got a penis enlargement surgery, women are going to care. They're going to be like, thank you. But they're going to think it's weird that you

actually took the time and had this invasive surgery and spent fucking hell of money on it. Like, they're just going to think you're weird in general. It's just like this. Nah, for real. Yeah, but it don't make that big a difference. It's like a one inch at most improvement. Let's go. Give me that extra inch.

Listen, if I could get an extra inch and it meant that I had to like hang out in bed for a couple days, cool. But I'm pretty sure the surgery is like insanely invasive. Yeah, it's like you're on your ass for a while because they got to get in there and cut shit. I'd be feeling the extra. I'd be feeling an extra meat in the body. You want to add it to it? I'm like, just pull a little bit more out. You can touch under your ball.

I can feel that like you've got like a dick that goes inside inside your body. That's what they do is they pull it out. They give you some extra meat. Did you see Dr. Miami saying penis in a lot? from surgery, $500 or whatever? I didn't look into it, but I don't know what the fuck he's talking about because the shit I read about was like 50,000. Like, it's super expensive.

Are you trying to front me on that? Yeah. For the channel? Yes. I get you back. For research. No, I bet it's injections. Because that's what the porno dudes do. It's like college. They inject college into your dick. Yeah, like it's like. I've heard it.

That's real. They get shots. You get shots to some shit. Because sometimes you'll see the male porn stars like when they're on set or whatever and they're not hard. So massive. Their dicks are fucking huge, even when they're soft. And that's what I'm pretty sure it is.

It's like, it's way easier to, like, be able to fucking bang girls for hours on camera. If you have all this gel in your penis, God, it's so weird. Jail me up, fam. If it's 500 bucks, hey, hit me with the gel. 500? Every week? Jell my cock up, Doc. Let's all go do it together and, like, vlog it or something.

I think it'd be dope. Yeah, like, boys to be in different rooms. Boys trip to Miami? Did you imagine if we did that? We would have to, we would have to like, y'all would have to respectfully tell your girls like, hey, we might be fucking in Miami. I'm probably going to AIDS, babe, sorry.

Huh? I feel like, because when he goes to Miami, he's like with OT, they got the crazy-ass mansion. They got the four-wheelers. They got the gel in their cocks. They're in the big leagues. House phone goes on vacation in Miami. He's staying in the crack house.

Next door to the ketamine den. I go to, me and my girl go to Miami. We like get a, room at the W for 350 a night. We're like, oh my God, it's so expensive, whatever. So it's very different levels. Like, if we were all going to Miami,

just figuring out where we're going to stay at would be like such a weird part of it. Found Blue. Where's that? I don't have to know what Found Blue is. The Blue is. Come on. That's a club hotel. That's where Club Live is as well. Oh, I've been to Club Live.

You know where I'm staying at. You know where I'm staying at. Where? The porn house. Oh, with Bruno? Oh, that's the ketamine den. That's where I'm standing. For sure. They're putting ketamine and girls' asses there, bro. What does ketamine do to girls' asses? Let's not talk about it.

But the best thing is that intrigued. We know this dude Bruno, who was like X's first manager way back in the day and shit. And he does porn and he's always just had a house full of hose. The hose do porn. He runs their little thing. And then rappers come over and rap while girls get fucked in the background. And rappers stay coming over because they're trying to fuck with these porn star girls and shit. and he just got his whole old ragging.

He's been doing that for such a long-ass time. I wonder if he still's doing that. I think, yeah, definitely. I mean, like, I wonder if he's, like, still putting out, like, content and all that shit. I've seen him do a scene on Twitter. This is how Shadow Band he is, but it was basically, like, one of his girls, and it's, like, she's, like, sucking a fucking dude's dick in an alley, and they make it seem like she's sucking a homeless guy's dick, but it's just a dude.

Like, you can tell it's, like, a male-born star, but he's just dressed kind of bummy and shit. But, like, I tried to quote tweet it and say, like, like, I tried to quote tweet it and say, like, oh my God, this dude really got this girl sucking bum dick or some shit because I wanted to, like, act like I thought it was real because I knew so many people would fall for it. I look at the tweet, like an hour or two later, like five likes.

He's so shadow band that I couldn't even really quote tweet him. Nobody saw my fucking quote tweet. I've seen somebody, dude, say the matter of fact, I think it was Keemstar. Sucking bum dick? No, fucking shadow band or something on Twitter, something like that. They didn't put you shadow band people on Twitter. You only, they took a house on Twitter away forever.

Man, we're talking about it every time. That's why he never knows what the hell's going on when we do the show. I'm so happy I got my Twitter back. I'm so happy I got my Twitter back. Yeah. So now you can tweet stuff about how you want to be in a superhero movie, which by the way, fit check, look at me with my Wolverine pants. Fucks with me.

I didn't really have it. You don't fuck with the Wolverine on the sweatpants? Come on, man. You got like, you got like opposing characters going on right now. I know. I thought of that because I thought when they sent me the primitive box, I thought that I was going to look through it and there was going to be a matching hoodie. but the hoodie is blue.

I hate them people do that shit. When they give you a fucking prominent fucking piece and you don't have the shit to match with it. Because if you come through with the whole Wolverine jumpsuit, then you could really be like, oh, we can be invested in it. Forrest, I'm like, I am Wolverine. You can get fucking spoons and knives

and put them on your fingers and shit like your Wolverine. I spent my whole childhood just wishing that I could plunge these blades out of my hands and then slice people with them. You are probably still a mass murderer. Yeah, I was going to say that. You're like Dexter. You didn't want to be Wolverine?

Nah. I mean, I thought they were all. I wanted to be Spider-Man. Okay, so what, you're going to shoot web out of your hand? Pause. I could just fly around the city. He doesn't fly. I'm talking about with the webs.

Yeah, that's cool, but it's not flying. I mean, you're gliding around. It's damn there. Like, he's going crazy. It's not flight. He's, that thing is in the air. Respect the lore. Respect the lore.

Respect Laura. How about, how about Stan Lee said that when he bought the Spider-Man idea to them, they said it was a worst idea they ever fucking heard? He said no matter what he just stuck with it. He just said he thought it was going to be Super dope and then I guess he wasn't supposed to put it out. He put it out and it was a big ass fucking hit. Okay, I'm going to just say this. I wasn't going to say it, but I'm going to say it because it's already happening. Bag man coming soon. My new superhero sketch comedy show.

Bag man. Bag man. Am I in it? It's just a guy with a bag? No. They're a bag over his head? So cocaine is his spinach. Like he's Popeye, right? Like that's how he turns. That's how he takes a bump and then the costume is on. He's like the bag man, right? Okay.

The bag man. But also. He could do the bag dance with Brian Bumber. No, but also, that's also his kryptonite is the Coke if he does too much. Wow. Did you hear about me talk about this guy that lives in my neighborhood? Well, he doesn't live there. He's on the streets.

His name is Meth Man. So you can add Meth Man with Batman. Meth Man and Bagman. Are you thinking a method man? No. I don't think Adam was fucking with my idea at all, but it's going to be hilarious. No, but how do you plan on represent? Well, AD just like immediately starts telling a story about something that's completely unrelated to what you were talking about.

His name is Meth Man. Okay, meth man's cool. But if you want to like ask Housewind, like, why are you dreaming up a cartoon character? Like, where did this come from? How are you going to represent Bagman in media? Like, is you going to be comic book? It would be like some like adult swim type. I was just about to see it.

It's not going to be like an actual like geared towards kids or not. It's going to be like an adult cartoon. I think it would be good if it was geared towards kids and you could teach kids about about cocaine or yeah, not doing it also. But the option to do it. That's kind of like where the show the boys was like is like you if you think about it having like super dark superhero shit because some little kid may be like,

let me check this out. And the boys, they're doing all type of shit. They're going crazy. Yeah, because in reality, everyone you know, with power ends up doing usually something kind of fucked up with it or at the very least like, you know, ambiguously good or bad.

So it's kind of like that's the best thing that the boys brought to the table that I've never seen in a superhero movie before. It was kind of like, let's look at what actually life might be like if superheroes really did exist. Let's look at all the fucked up shit that would come as a result. That one, Will Smith movie was like that too. What was it? Hancock.

Hancock. He was like a fucked up suit. He was like a fucked up. he was like a fucked up superhero he wasn't that bad though yes he was he was a drunk and crazy and he was like flying around no no but he was like a drunk like

he was like he was like he was like a weird superhero have you seen the boys yet bro I have no idea what the fuck I was talking about if you watch that is you're gonna is Hancock doesn't exist no more really is on Netflix Can I request that Josh roll us a blunt or yeah roll us a blunt and give us

some of the streetwear packages since for some reason I've decided that we were going to open some earlier on today's episode while we're talking. Oh, okay. Do I get some? If it fits, and if you like it, sure. Yes. Also, spoiler, the odds are not super high. Speaking of that, I need my phone back for something.

Also, there's weed in the front pocket of my bag. How long we've been off where? I can smoke now. An hour and 13 minutes. Oh, I love for the viewers of the No Jumbers show who don't turn into the Friday streams to see you get high and how your brain breaks. I have different levels of the days I'm here. Yeah.

Tuesdays, I don't really do anything. Yeah, because you come in late. No, I don't. Well, for the show, you're not here in the morning. But when we do the news, you're here in the morning. So it's different. So you're all like, I'm talking about Tuesdays. I'm never late for the fucking no jumper show.

Later in the day, not late for the show. It kind of sounds like you. I explained it so many times right there. Yeah. At first, when you first said it, I thought it's not late. But it's, we film at six. whereas when we do the news, we meet up at like 11 or 12. We went from 10 to 11 to 12 now.

Yeah, because a lot of times I'm with my personal, I do my personal trainer at 8, so I'm done at 9 with breakfast and taking a shower. I can leave my house at the earliest. Not in for 30 seconds. Yeah, that can add an additional 30 to 45 seconds, including cleanup. And then, yeah, so it's hard for me to get here. Like, you know, I can't get here at 11. That's like the earliest I can get here.

if I work out of eight. Friday's on my smoke days. That's when you get high as fuck. And Wednesdays, but Wednesdays I just get fucking hammered. But it's sabotages you because you come in and then you get so high as you fuck with us. But you always have plans for Friday night.

I'm going to go out and do all this shit and you leave up out of here like, and it's like, it's kind of amazing to us that you just leave and just end up like being out until five in the morning. Yeah. Sometimes sometimes I leave here until Fridays and I don't go nowhere.

I'm just so fucking high. Yeah. It's bad, bro. The other day I took a fucking, oh, the one edible that you took that poisoned you? Fuck you. Bro, I've gotten used to taking two or three of those things. The other day, I'm sitting in my house and it's a, it's a chill day. I work out in the morning, but then we just are going to my mom's house to show her the baby

and hang out with my fucking, you know, a couple of my relatives or whatever. Well, I should just my mom and dad. Super spreaders. We go there, super spreading. And I had taken one gummy edible. in the morning. And it just fucking rocked me, bro. I was so high.

I could barely keep my eyes open. Those things like are variable strength. I swear some of them are 10 times more powerful than others. Because you know why, too, if you probably keep them in a place that's not like for refrigerator, like in a cold area or something, they might melt and all the THC might be at the bottom at one of them. You really think about it. I don't fucking edibles at all.

Bro, that shit literally put me. I was like, dude, I got to quit. No jumper. I got to get the fuck out of here. You were streaming too. Like, you had to be the main guy streaming. Well, I was in the middle of this. I'm like, this isn't safe being here. Like, someone, like, I'm with my parents. And I'm like, uh, falling asleep.

Like, trying to sell. I wasn't falling asleep. I was just like deep in my head. Like, this is. That's happening to my babe mom when I first started dealing with her. You gave her edible? Literally she had an edible. And then we're out. And she's just like, I got to get an Uber. And she just dipped. I was like,

okay. This bitch is crazy. Yeah, one time my girl ate a little bit of a fucking tiny weed cookie. She had the tiniest little crumb. And then all of a sudden she's just puking her guts out a couple hours later. It was so weird. I feel bad again. And then she never smoked weight since.

It's fucking ruined it. Damn. I feel bad again. It used to be cool. I did. I had some more chocolate mushrooms this weekend. She used to be cool. You ate them.

I had some more. With mushrooms. Yeah. And you were freaking out. No, it was cool. But Jesus always asked me to do them. You were chilling next time. Or you weren't going crazy?

I was cool. Shrooms are like chill. If you do it in a chill. way, chill environment. You didn't take too much. No, I didn't. If you take too much, it could be a whole thing. If you take too much, it could be fucking crazy.

All of my early times doing it, I took too much and lost my mind and was freaking the fuck out for like eight hours. It's like that. Early on, yes. I always microdosed it. I've never, I never even done like a full eighth. I'll take like little bitty pieces.

I used to just first time doing it, boom, smash an eighth. Just get fucking retarded. Take the blammy pack for me if I have that. That's what I'm saying. I said blammy pack with Kevin Samuels and he didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. I know.

when you did, I was like this. Motherfucker, shut up! Don't tell him that we do bad things. I'm trying to be a model citizen here. I still want to know about that girl that was with him. She was bad. She was bad, but I just want to know. Is that why you had the suit on?

Yes. I had to impress the girl they brought with him. No, I thought he was like, I thought he was like a pickup artist or something. Like, they're like bringing back pickup artist. He's kind of like a moral pickup artist. He's kind of like teaching you like sort of like how to approach dating and general, not like a specific, like, walk up to a girl and do a magic trick. Like, that was what I always found so annoying when I fucking read those pickup artist's books.

They're like, wear a leather cowboy hat because it'll make you stand out and girls won't be able to resist talking to you and your red latex cowboy hat. I'm like reading the book. I'm like, okay, I'm not going to wear a latex cowboy hat. You definitely seem like a nigga that bought a pickup artist book and was like reading it. I feel like the game. It was a bestseller. I was revealing that he's never read a book right now. I do that too.

Dude, that's an amazing book. You should read the game. That was fucking... About how to talk to bitches, I can talk to them. It's a story about... It's a book about the pickup artist community, but the dude who was writing the book got so into it that he ended up

becoming a pickup artist himself, and he ends up dating Courtney Love, which is for some reason used as like proof of what a good pickup artist he was, which if you've ever been around Courtney Love, it doesn't really seem like that was very good use of his powers, to be totally honest.

I mean, it's a good reason. He's just probably, what, some normalized guy. So him, him pulling like a fame as a celebrity. Well, but he was like a really like well-known author and stuff. Like he wrote the Marilyn Manson book and stuff. So I've read a bunch of his books over the years. But he was also like a tiny

little short ball dude. Neil Neal, Neal Gaiman, or was it, Neal? It's not gay man. I was supposed to say he calling him. I wasn't to say him. I wasn't something. Neil Gaiman is the fucking who invented a. Neo-Diamon. Neil Patrick Harris. He invented some comic book that's falling out of

my brain around. Okay, let me tell you about this. So back when a nigga had like no cable no internet nothing you just had like the basic channels i got into how i met your mother because it was just like some random ass show that was like on channel 13 or something shit for the record i don't know anything about it amazing show one of the most fire like just like it's you know just like white friends in their early 30s that go to the bar downstairs all the time and like they're just funny as fuck and i love it and whatever it's it's funny right so neil patrick harris is like the super player like he's fucking all the bitches like all the bad bit what was his name in that show fuck uh i don't remember

but anyway um anyway neil patrick harris is like the coolest guy ever in the show he always wears suits he's like it's time to suit up he's like fucking all the bitches he's like teaching everybody else how to get the bitches and my mom blew my fucking mind it was like you know he's gay in real life right and i was like what i was like i mean like it didn't even matter but it was just like dude that's how i was like damn acting is crazy because this nigga had me fool I thought that was really him in real life just like the coolest white nigga ever just fucking all the bitches and I was like damn

Does that kind of fuck with you when you figure out that an actor that you really love is gay and they're like No The idea of like him dating these women in his roles Is not true and that he wasn't even enjoying their sex scene No it didn't it didn't I didn't think about it that deep But it just made me realize that like damn People are really good at like get it into character

And like portraying this whole side of his life That's like not him at all If you watch I was mind blown When I first started watching Snowfall Have you seen Snowfall? No, still no. Okay, the main actor from Snowfall, and I know him, bro. He has the biggest British accent in the world, bro.

I could not believe it after watching two seasons of him. Bro, he sounds like he's straight from L.A., like he's straight from the hood, bro. I watched all of the wire and didn't realize the Idris elbows from the United. He sounds, his accent is worse than Idris elbows, bro. And he has to play like a street guy in Los Angeles, bro. And he kills it every time, bro. You had to watch a shit. They should have had you on this.

I'm trying to work on it. It's on the same network. Young Ice Cube. No, it will conflict with his Zeus deal. You're going to go on the Zeus. If I had a Zeus deer, you'll come on here, too. That's what I'm saying. I would go one billion percent.

What the fuck? Maybe Urban Flicks? Dude, I was thinking, no, rest of peace. They're gone. We heard. Yo, but I was thinking because I have like a thing coming up this year where I might have to, like, go to, like, different fucking cities to interview some rappers for a brand and then i was kind of thinking i'm like it'll be so boring if i just like have to go and like just do that by myself like i probably

should like just fly some of my friends with me because i'll be really bored otherwise and in particular like when like when i took vell to san francisco for this this brand deal thing i had to do and it was like he was so hyped to be there and i was immediately like why the fuck did i only booked this trip for one day like if i had just hung out here for a day vell would have had so much fun and it would have been so fucking fun hanging out with him there and shit. So that's nice. You know, it's like, I feel like I'll come fuck with you sometimes. That's what I'm saying.

Damn, Josh brought us a wood. As long as we got to blame me in every city, I'm cool. We're going to have to tap in with the lukes. The locals. Let me handle it. The loke locals. Let me handle it. There's a loke everywhere. I know these niggas. Hey, I know these niggas go hate, so I keep

guns on me y'all out of state. I do that. She want to know what the vibe is because she don't got nowhere to stay. Hey, self-fago. Get on them. Do your Googles. How about this? Every time I like a girl, I find out she and that.

Somebody called the vet. My dog turned into a rat. Code it. I thought it was poo. I think about that. Code it. Call the vet. My dog turned into a rat.

I was trying to explain that to my personal trainer who's from Iran. He asked me. Like, I explained it to him on Monday. He asked me this morning. He's like, so, so that's, line is a rat is like a snitch right i'm like yes motherfucker hey he asked you a week in a day later

he asked me the next day no it's the next day but he was still thinking about it was bothering you i thought you made last you know when we talk about like we talk about like a lyric and we're like we yeah right that was really him like he's driving around thinking like oh so they're calling the bet because his dog which is his friend turned into a rat I got to ask him about this. I got to ask him. I thought you made last Monday.

No. I was about saying that shit was bothering him. If he thought about that shit for a month, that would be fire. Then they had a Da Vinci code. He was trying to crack this shit. How can a dog be a rat? So his dog turned to do a rat. That was your...

It doesn't sound like a rat. I was going to say, How can get a rat be a dog? They're the same. But we're trying... He's from Iran, and everyone's just completely guessing at what that accent might be. I don't know what that means.

So did you watch any of the Super Bowl? Yeah. Oh, okay. Cracking. I didn't watch a second of it. I mean, I just, I looked at the score and I just saw that these niggas were annihilating them.

And I was like, why do I need to watch this? I don't even know who played. I didn't know Tom Brady won. The goat. I didn't even know Tom Brady switched from the New England Patriots. That's what I said. They said,

I thought he was on the Patriots. Because I feel like I would know then because I'm where I'm from. Everybody folks with the Patriots, but then they're like, oh, no, he's not a different team. I'm like, Tom Brady is the goat.

Since when is Tom Brady not on the... This year. Oh, it's only this year. Okay, so I'm not that far behind, guys. I should learn about Tom Brady now because a lot of times, like when Kobe dies, it's like, oh, damn, I got to learn all about Kobe because I never pay attention to him before. It's like, Tom Brady, I'm not giving him his flowers right now, and I should be, right? You should be giving him Tom Brady. I've seen the Twitter chatter.

I'm like, oh, so this guy's really something, eh? He's the goat, bro. But, okay, wait, okay. So, once I found out... I'm this ignorant about it. Once I found out that he switched teams, I'm like, is he on some like, oh, like, you niggas were trying to doubt me and, like, say that the Patriots was the only reason why I was so good because of the team? So he, like, he switched teams. I think he got into it with Robert Kraft.

He was like, fuck. Why did he leave? But they're both Trump supporters. Why do you leave? The weather? No, why do you say? He wants to prove that he could do it with it. Well, somewhere.

Yeah. He wanted to prove he could do it without the Patriots dynasty. Yeah. And so much money. Time and money, probably. probably expensive as fuck to have. He's the best. And it's like their dynasty has been built

with Tom Brady and it's just like it's almost like whenever you hop on the game and you play in fucking Madden and it's like oh you want to pick the Patriots like it was like it's like they're like the super team. You feel like the Yankees. Yeah, exactly. You know or like whatever like they're like the super team.

So that was the first thing I immediately thought. I was like he must have left to like prove that he could do this anywhere. It was funny seeing people be so pissed about the fact that a Trump supporting white athlete was being celebrated all weekend as like the greatest athlete of all time. Of all time?

Well, there's just a lot of people making that argument that now at this point, even if you take his accolades and put him up against MJ and shit, it's kind of like, well, like this guy really is accomplished more over like a longer period of time. MJ bowed out a little earlier than he had to. And kind of fucked off a little bit.

And so it's like, you know, a lot of people really weren't feeling that. Tom Brady's like bad low key about his Trump support now. but he was more outspoken about it in the past. Yeah, somebody posted a thing with the Trump hat in the back while he was like doing like an interview or something. But like, like, real football fans, like I feel like that's a defining line. Like people don't care about that shit when it comes to football. That's one thing I always liked about sports is that it's like, okay, you might fuck with the fact that this guy is from where you're from or he's black and so you like him because you're black.

But really at the end of the day, it's about who's the greatest about. all the time. And black people don't have anything to really complain about in that regard, because when you look at who's the greatest of all time in all these sports, it's like at least half of it is black people. So, I mean, that's definitely one thing that they don't have a lot of issues in. So, yeah, but then, that Tom Brady rock, right? I understand, like, comparing stats and shit like that, but it's like two complete different sports. Like, why even compare it? But you can. You can know when you're talking about championships versus fucking Super Bowl win? Yeah, I feel you that. But that's awesome.

Look how big this boxes. Jesus Christ. Hey, it's crazy too, because I've seen as Really? It's a bag. Called a Night in Miami. Uh-huh. I was thinking about watching that and then I watched Public Justice. It's amazing. It's about a real night in Miami, Muhammad Ali,

Jim Brown, Malcolm X, and I forgot the last crazy. They're at Strip Club fucking Hose at Fountain Blue? No, they're just having like this conference and shit like that. But the shit opens with Jim Brown. You know,

he goes to this, I guess, his white guy's house, and a white guy is nice as fuck to him. Like super nice as fuck to him. And then the lady's like, oh, dad, he's old as fuck he's like oh dad can you um help move this he's like well i can help you move it

he's like you know you can't have niggas in the house oh it's just what yes bro it's crazy geez okay so this first package yeah maybe let me take a look at the note but you want to billy bust down billy bust down is a brand about a kid from south carolina trying to make it big as a rapper i'm a new brand coming out of san diego and i'm doing it full time i'm trying to grow the brand as big as possible what do you think of those shorts i can't fit them Turn them around so we could show the camera the Billy Bustdown. So this is like your brand or this is your artist merge because why would like someone just want to wear like this weird like cartoon figure of you? Billy Bustown is yeah, he's trying to make it big as a rapper.

So this is his merchandise. This is not. I thought it was a pirate at first, but I guess it's not. He likes beer. That's one thing we know about him and that we're getting across here is that you know this is a silhouette of him. He's got the red cup And he's got a sticker Half his hair is pink

Half his hair is black That's what I'm getting out of this Do we think that this is a real tour That he went on Maybe he just went to those places They're all in South Carolina Oh my God And you see like all his lifestyle

On the back Show to the camera Look there's a SIG There's a red cup There's a diamond Sponsors Daigo tire Cascade Construction and Biloxi jewelry

How the fuck did you you get all these sponsors? I don't have any, the show isn't even sponsored. He might have just made that up. What did the tire shop do for you to sponsor? That's amazing. I have a suggestion. Make blue boxes. I mean, honestly, this, the packaging of it was good. It actually gave me way higher expectations than like what we actually pulled out. I thought he was giving us a Valentine's Day present for a second. Honestly, uh, the print or whatever on this is like kind of terrible. It looks faded as fuck already. And like, I just don't really get what was the purpose of like that cartoon character. And like, um, like, um, honestly. Uh, the print or whatever. And, like,

It's merch. It's like, that's his brand. He's showing himself. He's showing like, okay. Yeah, it just wasn't that good, though. He could have did a lot better. I think it's a good, my right, but. This is some shit.

This is some shit. It's a brand called baptism, and it's a snake eating itself, and it's forming like an eight. Almost like an infinity sign, too. I could see myself possibly wearing that. No, Adam would wear that 1,000 percent. But I would wear it. I feel like that should show you everything you need to know.

If Adam would wear your shirt, you need to start. start your brand over. You need to start over. Go in a different direction. Go back to the drawing room. I wanted to say, thank you, O.G. I saw you frame the P-P poster. Oh, so he made the P-P poster to make it up in the shop.

Glad it went to a place. It'll be appreciated. I just wanted to send you in Yuri a T, a design. And as a thank you, I hope to be able to work on some capacity if an opportunity to present itself. Thanks, Adam. And his name is X, G-I-A-N-X-C-carlo-X. Okay. Let's see.

Give Yuri his damn sure. that and you're he gets a free shirt Yuri's hype Where is the shirt at? Oh, it was that one. Yuri owns like two shirts in his whole fucking life. Yeah, I gave him a pair of shoes

that he never wears too. I'm like, dude, okay, really? You gave him some high rollers? No, no, I gave him some high rollers. I gave him the ammo stilos that they delivered to us but they were too big for me to give him to Yiri.

No, you know what? Him and Riley went on a date and honestly, I just thought about it. His whole fit he was wearing, like his nicest fit he was wearing, I gave him like three of the items he was wearing.

Yuri has some drip, but he matches everything that he wears that is drippy with like some old faded black, like sweatpants that are now gray. And he has these like old busted ass yellow shoes and stuff. Yeah, these busted as yellow like he has been. He'll get like a new

ass pizza package and be like dripping head to toe in Austin butts. And he'll just like the shoes are like yellow as fucking. He's working on heel flips all day, bro. I mean, I mean, that's the skater swag though, you know? Yeah, but he's not skating. here. It's like all you need is one pair of shoes. Yuri, I will give you, you just spent $50 on

happy meals. I gave him one, I gave him a pair of nice ass ammo steel old converts. They didn't fit though, right? They didn't fit me. So I gave him to him. Because they sent some shoes for me and like I had to get the different sides and I normally wear it because they didn't fit right or something. Yeah. I mean, they didn't fit me either. So that's why I gave him to him. Yeah. Did you have a, uh, I'm not going to say it. You have a turn up weekend? Yeah. I'm not even going to lie for sure. How was it? Uh, Coochiland? I'm in Coochia land.

You beat the Dunees down? You know the Cucci man? I just pulled up in a Gucci van. Oh no. Let's not do this again. He got to see my shit. Him and Gwab Dad and then they're on stream. They did this for like 20 minutes and they made me watch it.

And I'm saying like, yeah. Yeah. Me and my boys all getting Cucci. We in the Coochie clan. And then Gwobdad. I got so much Cucci. I got a Cucci tan. Yep.

Just go back. You like some of them. Like a half hour. It started out funny and then we got so. unfunny she give me coochie while i'm on live it's a coochie cast honestly pretty much all these like they they used every word that would potentially rock we ran out of everything can you pass a cushy blood it's a coochie pass yeah lick my coochie ass don't start me up again please i was about to say i would keep

going with this shit too andre red all right ruined what's up no drummer fan my name is andre owner of ruined idols i sent out a few pieces for my summer drop hopefully you guys fuck with it. Blue shirt and black shorts combo is for the ketamine Crip himself house phone and the black shirt, gray shorts, combo and jersey is for Adam. Okay, so blue shirt and black shorts combo. Boy, this is the ketamine Crip himself? Blue shirt. It's a blue d'all. It's a beautiful day. It's a beautiful world. I actually like this blue shirt, actually.

That's actually dope. Yeah. I might have to donate this to AD though. Oh, okay. Here's the short. Oh, I like what he sent you, though. That shit's hard. I will never turn down some sweatpants I want that with the 76ers logo ruined I like that It makes me sound like a girl that just got ram through Hey give me that one too Everybody send me shit

Oh yeah out here That's hard Oh I want it Looks like a pretty good quality too Ruined I'm rocking as a basketball jersey Fuck it That looks kind of small though

What size is that supposed to be? Don't try to take my gear You prison style in me I look at no What side what's side shoes you wear What's how shoes you wear? It's the same one in here. Instagram ruined idols.

That was dope. There it is. I don't know why I decided today was the day that we were going to do a little. You know we used to do this all the time. For real? That's how we met. This is how we met. Because you were selling coke.

I thought this is supposed to be fucking house phone show doing this shit. I mean, yeah. I was just going to say that me and Blasie just took our own hold on that. We started it already. I have the address in my phone, but I need my phone. phone back, Josh, so I can say it on here to... Look at this. Fight hate?

Damn, we got some woke... I know the address I can see. Slide it. Lead with love. You could definitely rock this. Slide it. Excel. Move it.

Look at the back. It's got a cartoon of a guy, not Trump. Fight hate and follow through. And he's got to make American great again. Had it got to beat off his face or something. Pass it. This is your kind of woke content. Yeah. Don't let your prez from Denver, Colorado.

Don't let your pres.com is where you could pick that up. So you guys to do this on a no jumper show or just period. We used to do separate episodes that was all this, but honestly it was like if you do too much of this, it gets really boring. Like if you open like 100 fucking packages in a row and you're just looking at the, like, it starts to get to the point where you're like, Jesus Christ, these are all kind of the same. Like we just got so much shit that was just not interesting. And I feel like doing a few at the end of this is like interesting, but yeah, I don't know. How about we do it doing the coochie shit? Okay, wait, I got a question.

I never. He's so pissed. He wants to do the coo thing. I never had a PO like box. So am I supposed to just say this? Is that the address on top? Yeah. Okay.

All right. So, all right. Me and Blasies have our own streetwear show coming. If you guys want to send in your merch to get it reviewed, send it to P.O. Box 7266 at Los Angeles. California, 9.007. Josh, put the RPO box on my Instagram story

so people can go tap in. I got to say the address. You have to say the address and tell them the PO Box. Okay, all right, hold on. The address is 358585, South Vermont, Los Angeles, California,

9007, PO Box 7266. Send your merch in if you want me and Blasie to review it. Okay, let's get back to this. Often. All right. This brand is called Often. I'm not going to lie.

I'm always a fan of Collegiate Font. So me some collegian font. Ask me if I do this every day. I said often. And honestly, didn't see the Super Bowl performance. It was honestly. I loved it.

I heard it was great. It was amazing. Production-wise. And you know, they said the weekend spent seven million of his own money to, uh, into that shit. He's the fucking goat, dog.

If that's true, I don't understand anything. He's honestly one of the best, like, underdog stories of just like, I know. Artists that, like, built up a fucking cult fan base

and just took over the mainstream with like some kind of, Like rapping about fucking random girls and doing cocaine and shit like his content is not I can't feel my face when I'm You back from getting to the level that he's not when you're in a rock star well he's done it very well especially considering that like he was the guy that you didn't even see for so long Yeah remember those days it was weird it was cool like like it's like finding people that listen to him like when he first was coming out's like oh like house of balloons like oh man like you know about the weekend like that would let me know that a bitch was really with the shit if she was fucking with the weekend and like 2,000 13 1214 you know yeah it's like it's like if you know a bitch I knew the weekend back then it was like oh but the thing is is that listen I like to often I remember listening to the weekend back then and his shit was so spaced out and slow I could have never imagining him I know becoming like a pop star yeah he like took his shit in a different direction

still kept it dope though and just blew the fuck up I like the style of these I like the style of these shorts but I feel like those are like every day you just walk around the house on them out for the night cool I feel like they could they could have did a little something more I maybe embroidered something like added a little just a little something just to make it like pop out a little bit but these are your blank shorts and you y'all made these these are very good those i like those oh dude this guy made us the fucking illest shit that i seen yury wearing oh yeah Gucci main it's the state main i don't know if ad knows that there's a state called main but that's a pretty crucial design to be totally honest how fucks with it yeah his shit is called uh

theme park. So this is another design he did with a bunch of ladies. I actually don't hate that one either, but the Gucci main one is like... The Gucci main, you don't like it? No, I'm saying, no, that's the, that's the staple. It stands out a lot, too. They make some ill stickers, too. These are pretty cool.

I like the ticket sticker already. At Mitt one. That's cool. Show them, show them. Yeah. These are cool. These are going in the sticker box. The Chanel handcuffs are cool.

I fuck with it. Buy it. Dude, I'm supposed to go work out with Chet Hanks this weekend. What is the fuck is that? Gangston. Tom Hanks' son. He said he's down to. You have to work out if you want to go work out with it.

You want to do a vlog? Let's do it. How many pull-ups you got? Not a lot. But I can box and do push-ups. He works out on the beach doing mad pull-ups and shit, I feel like. Shit, I'm going to draw. Fuck it.

Let's go. I'm going to ask him if he's down to do a vlog where we just pull up on him and just hang out on the fucking beach. Nick, let's do boxing. That'd be better. With him? Yeah. You make me duel him. You got to, you know, you know, you know, you know, Why don't white crime?

You gotta fight him. I will. I'll fight anybody. than him, so that's probably pretty unfair. I will fight anybody. That's not true. It's a truth. Anybody?

Mike Tyson. Nick, I will fight him, but I will be very scared of what's going to happen. But why would you fight him? If you know that he's going to beat the shit out of you. It's not about that. It's about the integrity. If Mike Tyson comes and smacks my lady's ass in front of my face, I'm going to try to. Now you're inventing a scenario.

Would you have to fight him? Yeah. Why else would I fight Michael? Mike? Well, I'm going to fight anybody. If you're going to fight anybody, you got to fight everybody for no reason. For the reason, bro. No, no reason.

Yes. If Mike Tyson tried to steal Parker I would have to fight him Steal him You gotta put a blame me on Mike Tyson If Mike Tyson tried to steal my baby And eater I would have so many questions

I would have to defend her Bite your baby's ear off That would be so fucked up She's never like felt any like real pain She even like like She was like flipping the fuck out The other day because my girl was driving her And she was in the back seat

And she couldn't like Show her that she was there You know something The baby like is howling screaming, flipping out. And then ever since, the baby has been so much more attached to my girl, like, really, like, fucking scared shitless that she's going to be, like, not able to just have her there any time.

It's like, it's crazy seeing, like, the extent to which little things can fucking scare the fuck out of them, dude. The number one thing, vacuum cleaners, bro. They go crazy. They start running around. My girl sneezed the other day and fucking my baby was screaming, freaking out. Like, she thought something really bad happened. What the fuck did you do?

I wasn't even there. Oh, I thought you said you sneeze. No, she sneezed while she was in the bathtub with her. We figured out a trick, too. You can blow in her face and she'll go, you go, my son, my son cries as soon as I stop playing with him. And he goes crazy. He gets mad when he wants to play.

Yeah. He jumps right. What about when you, like, really have shit you have to do? It doesn't matter. He just freaks out. I'll just walk out the door. I hear him screaming. Do you know?

He goes crazy. You're so funny, Tom. It's a truth, though. I know, that's funny. It's so funny. I keep wondering what it's going to be like when I'm stuck in a fucking poker tournament for a long-ass time and my kids just fucking smacking me and wanting to play reindeer games. You're going to have to play, bro.

Yeah. You can't get around it. I mean, the only thing you can do. That sounds not fun. Stop them with food. Bad vibes. Kids like food so you can just like give them some food and they'll be alone. Or sit them down front of the TV.

Be like, no, watch YouTube for eight hours. Yeah. That'll show. I probably heard one little finger seven billion times. Bro, my fucking housekeeper was playing that. shit the other day to my baby. I'm teaching my baby. I'm teaching my baby.

I'm teaching my baby Photoshop immediately. So they can just start designing shit from me, Wala. That's good. Put them to work. Yeah, that's fucked up. Instead of like making them watch YouTube.

No. Instead of being like the Jackson 5, you just make them make all your, you make them make all your fucking shoes. Yo, that's the ultimate, like, worst pimping your baby out shit

that I can imagine, though, start a clothing line under your kid's name at birth. And so their crayon drawings when they're like, two years old, that's the first drop in their line. Somebody's niggins be sending shit in that look like a baby's first drawing. Definitely got some shit that I'm like, yeah, I could have seen a four-year-old

designing this, yeah. All right, let's keep going. Come on. You want another one? Yeah. Why not? How many, niggie, we got a lot? A couple more here, yeah.

A few of them been ripped open. I'm not sure why. Okay. You're he's scavenging through to make sure. Here we go. This looks very you with the bucket. What? I like the socks.

I take the socks. Oh, take the socks. Give me some socks. You got, you got like four. items. Here, take the white one. Take the white ones. No, I'll let the one.

No, no. Let the green. No, give the white. This is a year, 2017 on Melrose, and it's a picture of him and me. And he wrote, RIP, the Onsome Shit Store,

long-lived Tony the Cat. Oh, God, he wrote, What up, Adam and Housephone? Hope you fuck with our shit and feature us on a jumper. Love from the UK, Dan and Elisa. What's the name of the brand? Miseryworldwide.com

At Dan Misery at Elisa. I'm not going to spell it. There's like a million vowels. For sure. He sent me a picture of Pooia for some reason with a Zumi's dolls killed I can't believe you used to look like this Me?

Yeah Oh this is reversible too, bro We got that boom Okay, I fuck with it I fuck with a reversible You just look like such a fucking dweeb Hello fellow teens I'm glad Russ smacked you

I'm glad Russ smacked this version of you up You imagine how bad Russ would have done to me If I was wearing this hat This is just not me You just look like so much like cooler And like not trying hard now Okay, this or Go a little bit more

You get your Gilligan on? This is not me. I'm not a bucket head guy. I'm not French Montana. I can't do this. You got to like pull it down in the back. You got to style it a little more. My head is so big that these things are just never going to fit me right.

He's like a gnarc. Does anyone know where the drugs are? He's like, hey kids. Do you like violence? He's like unsold ticot. You want to know what fucked me up? What kind of made me stop wearing like cool clothes and shit at one point? I remember Tyler Grosso came to the store.

He was like, what the fuck? And I was wearing these super tight Ksubis. these weird ass like Adidas like foam fucking shoes or whatever. Sounds like a terrible fit, honestly. Yeah, it sounds terrible when I think about it now too. And Tyler Grosso comes in probably just fucking smasped an eight ball, a fucking heroin up his ass or whatever.

Shout out Tyler. I got my love for you. You know, that's cool. And he's like, he just looks at me and just starts laughing so hard. And he's just like, pro,

you look like a fucking hipster. He's like really like, what are you doing? And right then and there, I was like, I got to tone it down He might have a point, you know? Like, I might be doing too much here, you know?

I love that he couldn't even control it And he just fucking. My highness is starting to come. That was the vibe. It was like, it wasn't like he wanted to roast me. It was like he couldn't help but laugh at how dumb this fit was. And I just was like, damn, he's got a point.

I think I like said some stupid shit or something to him on Instagram. And he was like, bro, like, what's, like, what do we got a problem? You might catch him on a bad day. Morissau. No, no, he wasn't impressing me. He was just like, bro, like, what is this? A Power Rangers jersey? Kind of.

I'm taking these white ones. Misery racing, bro. I wear white socks, holy. Josh wants this one, Josh. You're going to stink so bad. He's going to wear black socks. Josh is going to smell like Josh. If you come and wearing this fit,

oh my God. Wait, no, Josh, don't do it. Give the other one again. He looks like he's going to be a DX wearing that, bro. This is going to be his DX debut. He's going to wear it tomorrow. Okay, okay. And then look, I think,

ba-bon, ba-b-b-b-b-b-b-a. Like, AD should rock this shirt. What does the fucking say? It's like turning the world red Like it's some fucking Whole lot of red Let me see It's Africa though

Worldwide lockdown Is it really? I don't know why It's showing the continent of Africa Oh it is It's just Africa on the map This is kind of weird I'll take it

I'll take it I gotta analyze the symbolism No it's the whole world It's just showing Africa in the front Yeah I know I was a joke Oh alright I got too

I got too much drip To just take any random shit Unless I really like it You need the The paid promo feature You go No 100 bucks to walk a shirt Oh my God

Speaking of that dude This guy paid me to promo his shoes and like so many people in the comments like, oh, you should have, uh, yeah, those shit suck, but like, whatever, like, you know, like, dude, this guy, I mean, this, uh, the comments are just like, oh my God, your first

drop was so much better. Like, you followed with this. I'm like, bro, I put in the caption, this is paid promotion and not affiliated with my brand. Like, what? You, can you niggas not read or like, well? That's the thing is once you start really having your own brand up, like a cold, Ian Connor is not like taking a little

tiny bag to put somebody's shoes on his story because like I feel like at a certain point like with the brand maybe you got to start saying no to certain things have you thought about this for sure but like um I think that I it really came into fruition with this like particular situation when I just realized that like okay I'm just going to have it up for a day or two you know he's going to pay me a pretty good amount like I could have damn near like pay my rent with just right with just this one post I'm to leave up for two days but it's like bro you've destroyed your brand and did I really destroy my brand not not at No, no, no, but your start, but people really, people really, people really, people really,

the water is hot. You're starting to learn. People really do shit. People really, like, just take shit for face value and they don't fucking, like, analyze anything. And it could just cause some confusion. I don't want somebody thinking that some random ass shit is my shit. So, yeah, no. I'm not doing it anymore.

Yeah, you might have to think about, like, you know, the same way that you could sell averse to anybody, but if, if all of a sudden, when you search a little house phone on on Spotify, is all these wax features with dudes who paid for plays, but you ever had that happen to you when you go to, you know, 100%. This is what he does. We get high on Fridays. We do music live streamed Fridays. I'm also streaming

music after this. I'm going to start doing the Friday streams of y'all too. Let's go. Pull up. But yeah, no. But then you think about someone like Rio who is like, bro, he has so many random features that like actually put the other artists on and fucking like I became fans of multiple random rappers from Michigan

that because I heard them with a Rio song and the verse was actually good, it was fire as foot dude someone on the stream other day this white kid had a fucking he had a song with Louis Ray and it was fucking gas low key

yeah flip boys ain't turning down no features they're definitely serving that's what I'm saying so it's like so it's like bro like and honestly uh like

when I made that post dude even though people were talking shit he probably made so much money off that post like that like this kid it was a good investment for him you know no definitely

dude like snot was in the comments like this is these are penis And then and then fucking somebody else, T.J. X6. That's hard. T.J.X. 6 said, send me a pair. No, that's actually really hard.

Actually. And it's on a pro club too. Yeah. I'm going to take that from you real quick. He wrote at. Can you show it off of this? At Vagabond forever on Instagram. But it might be foreign ever, unless he's just as really bad at spelling. Because it definitely says at Fagabond.

Forne ever. Okay. Can you show a shirt? Like, actually. I don't know. Just like, you know, this like actually analyze it. Yeah. It's a little kid about to be destroyed by a skull.

The message to me is that you are going to die in the near future and be worried. It's giving me Madog's vibes. He looks like Madogs in there. All this stuff with the tiger and stuff, this is from at Eminence underscore NYC. If you mess with the drip, have your followers spam us. And we'll send you in house phone the real drip. Oh, so this is not even the real drip. You want this?

Yeah. Damn, he got real drip. I wonder what the real drip. Yeah, I wonder what is the real drip. We got real drip. Real drip. I like that they're taking it really seriously. They got their shit embroidered on the neck.

I'm looking for some real drip. They got, you know, good tags and shit. This logo is kind of like amateur. Like, I'm designing for like the local football team, like logo. I'm just being honest. but but like you know you could you could rework that he said they got the real drip so I would like to see what else y'all got that's a local football team man we fuck with you yeah bladam bladam is that are you calling him bladom but as in like black

adam that is that that's his nickname oh no I kind of forgot about why I called him bladder motor zone I don't know not or blotam not during black history month okay not during black history no AD mad d mad d Yeah, we have the song again. What do you mean by Matt Damon? There's a song that this kid made for us. He said, Matt Damon. It's because of Yeri.

Shout out Adam 22 and all the Gaman. And we just, we just listened to it so many times, even though it's like objectively one of the worst songs ever. And you can tell he's just reading Matt Damon's Wikipedia article and just like saying that freestyle. He's saying the names of just different movies that he was in. Bro, it's amazing. That's kind of fine.

It's pretty funny. Because Yiri thought Matt Damon started Fubu. Wait, what? He did. No, was it? You thought the white actor Matt Damon started the brand Fubu for you by us. Keep in mind that Yuri was trotting around for years wearing Fubu, and I go, do you know what Fubu means? He goes, someone told me that it actually means like for us by us.

I'm like, and you don't know that it was started by a bunch of young black entrepreneurs in the 90s, and it was like one of the biggest black clothing at the time. He's like, hmm. One of the guys is on Shark Tank. Yeah. Right. Yep. What is his name, though?

Damon something? That was the thing that confused him is that one of the dudes who owned it is Damon. Not Matt Damon. Matt Damon. He made a Black Adam song too. Yeah. This same guy. Blacked him.

It's lit. Black Adam. Maybe someone should blot him history a month. No. No. Oh, my fucking God. What? Maybe they should recruit me for the Black Adam movie.

Taboo touring or something. Yeah. yeah this guy's paid me for promo before this actually looks pretty cool yeah no no actually I'm gonna keep this one because yeah this guy's pay me for promo before

it's uh yeah taboo it's his brand um yeah honestly like I've seen the shirt seen his design seeing a couple other ones and honestly it's cool it's like giving me like a vintage almost like NASCAR or something vibe or something I like that makes you want to rhyme NASCAR with Fast Car

if you don't if you don't oh that was a great song Have you ever done it? I'm not to rhyme NASCAR with Fast car and a song? I don't know. I don't know anything.

I'm high now. I can't think. It's translation for what that just meant. I don't know. Yo, you putting the shirt over your head was kind of a new level because before it was just him pulling his hoodie strings and hiding inside his hoodie because it was so high on air. Damn, one blunt does that for you.

I'm going to do that beat. I'm going to like, uh, like, uh, redo that song. NASCAR, NASCAR, NASCAR. That was a great song. By Travis Porter interview came out today. Let the record show. I want to watch that. Drop in heat back to back.

Kevin Samuels, Travis Porter, Young L.A. as soon as I do the time stamps. All kinds of other heat on the way. Well, this song was fire, bro. I forgot about how gas this song was. Thank you. The pack, right? Nah, it was like some random nigga from the bay.

Oh, Kapani. Yep. Not random, nigga, my bad, Kapani. It looked like it was like a long-ey's name right there, so I was like, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kapani used to be. Shout out to taboo. I'm keeping this again.

I think I might have one of these at my house honestly already wow this is a box with just another box inside it you gotta love that no no I want that box I'm gonna wear it tonight oh it's multiple boxes that's somewhere to go situation hey just no Yuri we might not be streaming tonight uh-huh too hot no you guys gonna go smoke heroin with some girls what what Yuri isn't doing anything you gonna like that shirt up yeah oh this looks suss already hold on

Local a beer local forever local forever This is a Yuri yeah you because I've seen you wearing this before, right? Okay Is this Bill Clinton or Jeffrey Epstein? It's Bill Clinton wearing a fucking Like Princess Diana dress, but this is the painting that they showed in Jeffrey Epstein had this actually I'm good He actually had this hanging out like that in his office or whatever so that like when you went into his house you got confronted with this disturbing image This is in Jeffrey Epstein's house. I don't want to wear this here we go actually maybe I will take I love wearing sunglasses.

I just can't see shit when I'm around. Yo, those are fire. Let me get those. You didn't see the glasses I wore to Kevin Samuilish? That was cool, too. Gucci glasses. Hey, those are hard. Gucci glasses.

Gucci glasses. He's all proud of himself. Gucci glasses. I like that. I'm trying that up. I want to see if they're the same thing. I need like, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. He's just pushing everything off the table. I want it clean. You know, look how fucking variety is. I want it clean. Yo, do you think that we really have, like, the least professional podcast of all time.

Wednesday makes it even Wednesday takes it up another level. Oh no, I don't like these ones. These are more white boys. They're not exactly the same. They're not insane at all. These are more like

Versace frames. Non-binary. Let's try. Let me check. I'm not like these more. No, you can have them. I ain't no glasses. You just got robbed.

I look. You look cool. I need those. I need those. You look like a rapper. Now, me and AD both look cooler in these than you do for sure. You look cooler in those. You look like you work for the MIB with the-You look like you were at CIA.

I think these ones still look a low-knobiner. No, those are more low-nobin-rish-b is weird, bro. You look kind of cool, I guess. You guys both look cool in sunglasses. I don't feel like I look that cool. Am I high or is one of the sides longer than the other side? I think Adam just got weird ears, so they just got like... I think you're high.

Wait, maybe you're right, but I don't know. I got glass. We got guys on so I can't see. We're going to bust a ruler out at some point in the future. Yeah, and I'll measure our dicks. Oh, this shit is yellow. Yeah, I love measuring my dick.

Do it every day. How I look. Keep a ruler by the bed. Honestly, you look cool, too. Adam looks like a gnarc. I like them glasses on you, bro. That's what I'm saying. Honestly, Adam looks like a narc, though.

We, uh, with both of them. I had a friend. One time I went to his house and there was a knife by the toilet. I was like, what's the knife for? He goes, oh, our water pressures isn't that good. So sometimes I have to cut my turds in half. Yeah.

Oh, I want this one. This far. You don't fuck with that? No, I want that. Take it. Yeah, no drip. That's more of Adam's. Oh, man.

Now, I remember. I like highlighter. I used to rock clothes from fucking the brands that was sent shit in, like, all the time. Like, that was the only time I would ever have anything weird that wasn't a black t-shirt. Yeah, you fucking up with Puma. I had to start, I had to start denying shit, bro, unless it was, like, pay promo. Because I'm like, bro, like, I need to, like, wear an actual drip. I can't just be out here just.

He did that with Puma. When I first started feeling. the news with him. He's like, why you wear Puma I was just joking though? I don't give a fuck if you wear Puma. I just thought it was funny. I'm like, you got a low-key brand deal?

You get paid to rock the shit every single day. Hey, look out in the bag, it says, did you know, in America, you can dial 911 and a racist murderer will arrive in two to two minutes, three days. Time frame, depending on your location. This message is brought to you by Tribe 96.

I need it. That's fire. A racist murderer. Wow. That's fire. Keep that. No, man, like, you keep that. You think I should rock that?

No. No. Him. You're going to say you have a business. Hey, we did it. We went through all of them. I wonder if there are more. Is the address on the story yet?

It's on my Instagram story. Oh, you about to send on time to shit. So if you guys want to send anything in, it is on my Instagram story, and that's all you need to know. This is so funny that, like, I plan to talk about Mimi and Blasey's one that we started on our own today. And it's just so happened to be the same day you wanted to pull out all on this. You should do it. Black history. I mean, we should do this more often.

And the fact that I pitched a show with Duno got no response. And then I wake up today and Adam is interviewing him. Well, we can have that conversation separately. But that podcast was not great. The whole thing needs work. Well, you could have just said that then. Nobody said anything. It took me a long time to watch it.

Then I watched it. I was funny as fuck. You asked earlier. Yeah, as we were talking about him. He was funny as fuck. He was on Mad Lately, right? Yeah. Oh, wow.

Look at this. All right. The pink gorilla box. Pink gorilla box. I was a dusty. You were doing coke? I'm going to have cupcakes in it. Yeah,

literally what is this? A hats. Okay. I like the packaging, though. Oh, you know, I like the hats. Oh, it's a bunch of hats.

This is definitely all your swag. And you kind of are a pink gorilla. Thank you. Give me their fucking hands. You kind of are a pink girl. I'm keeping one of these. It comes with a swayed eraser so you can keep the hat clean. That's a little.

so fire. I'm keeping one of these. I'm just pictures of AD coming in wearing a different one of these every day for a week. In guerrilla fashion. Honestly, the packaging is everything. Listen, presentation is every day. Hey, you come in like this? We got to take this off the table and get this screenshot.

Like somebody can't get the screenshot right here. That's my kind of theme right there. Hey, this suede eraser in, listen. I'm going to, I'm going to actually. I wish I could see myself right now. You're about to see it. You're about to see it. You're about to see it.

Please. Fulking forward to AD just posting himself on his Instagram story over and over and over. Hey, listen, no, no, I want to give them actual pointers and shit. The presentation is everything. Presentation is amazing. I mean, not really a fan of the logo, really, but, like, you got good, you got good quality blanks, got good colors. And the fact that it comes with the suede eraser, very good touch. Shout out to pink gorilla fashion.

But quality is dope. It's amazing. Wait, this clean suede? Bro, suede eraser, yes. That's what I'm... Look at this dope feed. Full dope fitted. Those hats would fit in perfectly at the dope store.

No, that's really more of a pink dolphin kind of thing. Yeah, pink dolphin, pink gorilla. It's kind of... Pink Dolphin, pink gorilla collab. It's in the same day. Hey, my boy, Box, he ripped, he R-Aped Pink Dolphin. You think it's over? Bro, they don't even, their store is not even on Fairfax anymore.

It's not? And then Box pulled up in front of it and made a video, like I told you. Really? Yo, they created an op with him, huh? bro they started him he was like I know what the fuck going on and flame gang you know what I'll always remember

that one of the first times I ever felt famous was when we did a vlog like FTP pulling up to the fucking because Zach did a pop up in front of the Pink Dolvin's truck because he was low key like just trolling them and dissing them and shit and I pulled up to there

and like the Pooia interview was out mad kids were telling me oh yo I fought with that Pooia interview I'm like holy shit that was one of the first times I actually realized like oh damn this shit is actually working yeah that was crazy one day me like me you and being all them we rode uh bikes from your house to uh it was like ftp huff collab yeah that shit was lit that's that's when i realized that it was a lot of crazy shit going on from no

jumper how many people that was coming up just to you and then people was coming up to me i had just started like hanging out with you for real for and it was yeah the same thing like it was crazy yeah i'm the highest fuck i'm sorry no i am too for sure yeah that's definitely a thing about us we all smoked the kush do we have any more packages I actually really like that this went this direction people that people that watch the main show I don't know like how are they reacting are they like what the fuck are they doing like this is how many viewers we got 7k a light 7k light 7k it's like I didn't put it on my story oh I guess you did whatever let's see this other

shirt this is the last thing that we didn't even open oh this is that is that not the Epstein one again it's George Bush and he's playing with a paper airplane and some blocks on the ground dude that's so fucking he I don't know. Like, I don't really give a fuck about George Bush. Look at AD. It's so fried.

My bad. That nigga has not moved. You went from Ad. Samuels to fucking this. 80s. Because he pulled up in the suit. And I didn't, I didn't.

Why did you take the, uh, the Uzi medallion off and just wear the chain with the suit? Code switching. He was code switching. Oops. Whoops. Yo,

you were so funny. I'm like, this nigga came looking professional as fuck. He even took the, he took the Uzi off the chain. I was fucking dying. I didn't even wear the new one with the blue rank. I couldn't do it.

I had to, in front of the goat, I had to dress the part, man. Adam was supposed to do it with me. You should have put up in the Gucci. I told him I would get him a jacket. He says, no jacket can fit me. What? Like, what? I got an awkward body type.

The suit thing, I always got to get my suits fucking sewn up in mad directions and shit, bro. And he tells me four days before. order interview. He's like, yeah. I gotta get it. I can't find my suit. I couldn't find a suit, I couldn't find the suit jacket. I had a suit. I bought a suit at one point and then I couldn't find the fucking suit. It wasn't even enough time if I did find it. You've been to

like a wedding or something with Lenna's family. And I couldn't find the suit after. I don't know what the fuck happened to it. You probably do it away or something. I'll say I probably just need to go buy a new one in Northstrom's or some maybe. Nevermore. They're going to try to sell you the most expensive suit. Because he's going to say one of his weird high memes where he just repeats

the same shit all right over. I'll tell you all. I'll tell you I'll care what I was going to say. Okay. It was not going to say, I will. Yeah, he's, uh, he gets a little bit offensive. Remember when, when his thing, when he smokes a week, when he gets super high, he just picks one random thing to keep doing over and over. And one time it was him doing his Hitler impersonation.

And it's just like, allegedly, nine, burs, ain't, right? And it's like, he's doing it all right. I denied these allegations. It started to get a little awkward, especially for the Jewish people in the room, probably. I did not his allegations. It's just Jewish. Oh, no. My Josh is Jewish.

It's my manager. I love Jews. Yeah. You stay with a Jew? I keep the Jews on me. So you're not like a Minister Farrakhan type of, like, he's had some negative things to say with the Jews. You don't fall in line with that? No, not at all.

Okay, that's good. I don't have nothing negative to say about nobody anymore. We've got to find out where our house phone lies on the anti-Semitic totem pole. I'm an anti-drama, anti-beef. I'm anti-Aid. I love my Jewish brothers. I love everybody. I wish that I had a bagel today.

Gras nigger did. Jesus Christ. I should start wearing sunglasses all the time. I like this. All right, Pete Bagel, man. Bagel, he was a good one.

He took him out this world. Which one was your favorite item of the clothes? I like the green thing. The sway cleaner. The sway cleaner? The socks. I like the barbed. I've got a few different fits that I plan on rocking.

So you'll see me rocking them. They don't have to wear it. They don't have to wear it. on live and an effect on the pod. I mean, they're seeing it right now, too. We shot at them all out. Wait, wait. We can't do this without bringing the homie shit into he bought us today.

That'd be fucked up. What? Bring in the Hose Mad, man. No, they'll see that on the gram. Oh, no, no. It's already open. I remember he was here one time or something. And this girl called me like, oh my God, hoss man.

Like, are you there? I'm like, what? Like, she's like, my friend, my friend, this is brand. Hose man. I thought you were there. Just know we got some things in the works, man. I was just like, do you think I just like live no jumper, I'm just there all the time.

I'm not too. You live in a fucking hook. How long until Famous Dex sues him? Who? Wow. Suzoo. Hoz Matt. Why?

Because the Hose Mad meme came from his song. I have a Hose Madmash, uh, song coming out. But do you know that that's where it's from? It came from a homie. Famous Dex made a song. I don't think that would stand up in courts. It was. I think Hose Mad is too general of a thing for him to be like, oh, that's my brand.

And it's like if, if Famous Dex had thought to copy. write it or some shit maybe but the famous decks would have came out with that clothing line they would have popped like he would have been eating off that if somebody has a problem my homie tie no no no I mean nobody's saying all that I'm just saying they can meet the blammy that's all I'm saying so 80s are gonna shoot famous decks I'm not gonna shoot no one don't shoot famous decks you got enough problems I like his Japan song you should hang out and start popping pills and shit you could kind of like tap in with his way for a while I don't fuck with them.

That's what rappers do. They ride. I think he's trying to, like, clean it up. I don't. Code switch. We code switch and we switch it up with the squad. And we hose switch. People have been hitting me up saying.

And our nose flip. And we nose snitch. Good. I chop my dick off. I ain't got no tip. I ain't got no dick. He's hosed pissed. That's a good one.

You nutted in 30 seconds. You get your bitch. No dick. That's low dick. Slow dick. A low dick. Low dick. A. D. getting on the low dick.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I just did a streetwear review and got a whole fit. No, Superman. I just went to figure real. I picked up a whole bitch.

My underwear too tight. My pole won't fit. I snuck to blame me in the tow bag. My gun won't fit. Please. How's fun fucked up in the crib eating sticky buns and shit. Honey buns and shit. You ruined you.

Adam 22 watching Zay Hill figure for fun. and shit. I was watching Zay Hill figure a suck a giant clear dick. That was some queer shit. I just pulled up with a white weird bitch.

Are you guys down to drink lean if Desto Dub comes on here with us? I think that's his plan. I'm not paying for it though. His plan is to pour us up. Yeah, I ain't paying no $300 on these LA prices. But if he

if he brings the Poe, so you're going to monitor us in case anything happens, you'll be there to contact. You not going to pour it, a little bit? No, I'll just drink tequila. Come on, bro. That's not the same.

You got to pick your poison, man. You think people get mad at us for drinking a living here? Yes. 1,000%. I think if we're going to do it. We got to be mad low-key and just not say anything and just have it. Well, we just said it. We'll just have double cups, and then we'll be talking slow by the end of it.

All right. I'm an Uber that day. I might fall asleep. I'm an Uber that day. I don't think I want to drive like that. You live like... The foreign whip crash. I honestly don't even know where you live.

The foreign whip crusher. I know where you live. If you docks me, you docks me, then you don't get to meet Parker. I'm not going to dox you. Okay. You had a baby. He didn't invite me in, but he gave me to address. You were picking me up.

That's crazy. You could come in. Oh, no. Check the house out. Has anybody met the baby? Josh, have you even met the baby? Josh has met the baby many times, yes. You're trying to say the baby ain't real.

CGI. CGI. CGI. I'm like, niggit, what the fuck? I want to meet the baby. Okay. When am I allowed to meet the baby? Whenever.

I mean, you sound like a nigga, you sound like when a niggot tell me to like, oh, when you get vaccinated, you get vaccinated, you can meet the baby, boom. All right, there we go.

All right, I got, I do that. No, that's why, okay. I want to smoke. My DJ just got vaccinated.

Did you get vaccinated? Yeah. He got the first. No, I'm not 67 or whatever age. My DJ is not 67 either. I'm trying to get on this list where like, if Walgreens has like,

uh, like leftovers that they're about to get rid of because they haven't been able to give it to people. They'll just like call random people on the list. So I'll be on the short list. I would not go to Walgreens to get vaccine. Why not? You want some designer shit? I want some ice cream from there. You want to Dwayne Reed? Okay. Ice cream

and a vaccine are so different. One is a dessert and one is potentially going to protect you from this life-threatening disease. I don't know if you know. One makes you feel good. One makes you feel good. And it starts with a eye. One can prevent you from feeling very bad. Can you just walk around in no mask after you get a

vaccine? No, you can still spread it. That's fucked up. Is that like, people look at me like I'm a fucking white supremacist in my neighborhood because I walk around with no mask. Everybody got masks. I'm like, that shit is so stupid. Like, I'm not putting a fucking mask on a walk down street. I see Morgan Freeman with a commercial and he made a commercial

by putting on your mask. Yeah, that's nice. I feel like Brent fires right now. I got too many hugs. What the fuck is a Brent fires? Are you joking? I know it's a singer. I was fun of say, like you to put the shit up your nose. All right.

But I still love you. Pod's over. He said if you're nasty, if you're not nasty, we slowed ourselves down to a crawl and now the pod is over. Let's go. Let's just accept it.

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