No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 87

Episode Date: March 24, 2021

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So do you refer to her as Parker and all the time or just Parker? Porker. I switch it up a lot. I'm honest. I'm ready. Parker set. Let me get my shit on, man. Fucking sick, hell.

Parker set. Molly Parkett set. So sick, bro. You good? You feel good? Nah, I lost one of my homies to cancer. There's two people like this in the last month. Yeah.

He just said this last week. Yeah, bro. It's just stupid. What the fuck? I'm sorry to hear that, bro. Yeah, man. I wish I was what I told me afterwards. Oh, okay.

It's cool. I hear a though. I got to do what I do. No, I mean, isn't it crazy though when you think about something like that? Like, doesn't it feel like other people losing people feels like a bigger deal to them than it feels to us a lot of times because we've just seen so many goddamn people die over the past couple years? Yeah, I just, you know, I'm just used to a period anyway, just living in Compton and growing up and doing it. And the crazy thing is that you could, are we live? Yes.

Oh, yeah. The crazy thing is that like when somebody gets, it's bad to say, but when somebody gets killed or something like that, you'd be like, oh, like, Okay, that's something out of somebody's control. Like, you don't think of, like, people dying young from cancer and shit like that. And I have two homies in the last month back to back to die from fucking cancer. When I just seen my homeboy literally, like, I just talked to him like two, three days ago. I just telling him like, oh, you're looking way better and stuff like that. I went to go visit him in the hospital a year ago, and I seen him at his brother's wedding maybe two months ago or a month and a half ago.

I seen him at his wedding. Seemed fine. Right. And then he went back to Washington and then my homie just called me right now. He just like, yeah, he checked out like 10 minutes ago. I'm like, huh? Shit crazy, bro. Correction.

We're not really used to seeing people die. We're used to seeing people get shot and overdose. So other, like when I see someone die from cancer or does any kind of like terminal illness, that shit scares the fuck out of me because that's something that you don't have any. You know, if you get shot, you can kind of say like, wow, fuck, maybe you shouldn't have been there. shouldn't have been doing this. If you overdose, obviously you were playing games with your life anyway. But when you see somebody who dies from some grown-ass shit like that,

that terrifies the fuck out of me. And he's people young, too. So it's just like, you don't think about people like in their early 30s or late 20s just getting a disease out of nowhere and then just checking the fuck out. Cancer is some shit, though. Cancer is the worst, bro. What are you taking here? No, I'm just...

Little Rana? No, I was just, I just left Rodeo and they gave me some low-end. I'm a little ashy, so, you know, we're on camera. I gotta smooth up one time. How many different brands of lotion are you experimenting with on a given day? Just one, I use luberderm, just regular luberdine, non-scentic, because, you know, I got a lot of tattoos, so I want to heal them when I get them, you know? So, like, you don't want no fucking scented, no scented lotions. That's bad for you.

Do you use lotion to jerk off? No, I'm a dry-hander. Me too. I like that. I like it when it feels like a reanimated corpse is jerking me off. Well, you know what it is? My hands are naturally clammy. and just kind of like soft anyway, pause?

No, not what we're talking about jerking off. No. Sorry, I was trying to lighten the mood up a little bit. But just know my hands are very soft already. You can't talk about waxing your helmet and then put your hand out. Can I talk about AD's training session on Friday? What training session?

Oh, he shows up. We're doing our live stream. We're listening to songs for $100 just like we'll be doing on Friday and Housephone we'll be doing immediately after this stream. 80 shows up high energy got a bottle of bell air

super just like having a good time Mr. Fun guy excited etc and he starts yelling at the camera like if we get 20 fucking members

which is you know you can go to the YouTube home page and become a member for five bucks a month if you want you get special emojis in the chat

or whatever but he goes if we get 20 members I'll smoke the blunt right now he hits that blunt a couple times this man

is becomes paralyzed basically and then is on the couch taking a nap. I did see a picture you laid out. Sleeps for about a half hour and then he's back on the stream, hits the blunt again. All of a sudden, back to the couch. He's like intermittently like smoking and then sleeping.

And I was saying afterwards, I'm like, that is like what you would do if you were really devoted to increasing your weed tolerance. It's like training camp. The only good that came out that I have a new squad now. Gumby. Gumby Squad!

What's Gumby Squad? He just started banging Gumby on the stream. Like, you know how shit just, he'll think of something, and it'll just get into his brain, and he'll just start repeating it over and over? It was Gumby Squad. But, like, where did this, like, derive from? No, I don't remember.

It went from no longer being a nomad, and then somebody said that we're the Mayans, and I said, no, we can't be the Mayans. Then they said, we're the Aztecs. and then somebody said we're the Gumbees and that's what it is. Why does Gumby squad? Thousands and thousands of years

between the Aztecs and Gumby. Now with the Gumbees. Remember Waka Flaga had a Gumby chain? That's hard. Because he's from Grove Street. What does that do with Gumby? Wasn't there color green or something? He was like a blood who was also banging green or some shit around the time?

Gumby was who Gumby was the blood that was banging green? No, but I think Waka was banging some green. shit at the time. Yeah, I don't know why. And then I grow street party. You know, like the same way that like, you know, some, some crips might use a smurf emoji or some shit like that. We use the handicap emoji. That's big, but that's not really a cartoon

character, although I agree it should be. It almost should be. I have, I have that emoji next to 80's name. The handicap? Yeah, got to. It says A. Dizzle would have. How much ever do you guys put into the outing emojis next to your friend's name in your phone? I have a thing that I do.

I put all kind of random numbers when I have multiple numbers. Now I just put 2021. But before I'll put like 7,8, 5, 6, 6, 6, 5, 4, 3, 22. Oh, no, I can show you right now. I have this one girl I know changes her number like every other week. So it's like Abby new, Abby newest of new, Abby 2020, Abby 2020, Abby 2021, newest of new newer. I think you guys might be AD2 and Little Housephone, too. Why am I the same number too?

Because I might have had another number for you before. I'm pretty sure I've had the same number since I've known. don't you? And I'm pretty sure you've had, you probably changed her number like once. I don't have a phone number. So this nigga, I have phone numbers in them, but it's the, it's something I ain't going to say it. They're going to probably try to spam you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me relax. Yeah, just don't say my phone number on that. Before we further going to that conversation, I do want to say that March is here and the madness has officially begun. It's time for you to shoot your shot and score big on the nonstop action on my bookie.

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I need to tap in with Alex and cert man shout out to them you're the one who told me that these are serial killers which I didn't for sure but I think it's a lot of like drawings of serial killers that they may be used to identify yeah exactly what are the shit's called oh it's like el chapa right there what are those things called they're called something uh looks like jesus police sketches yeah yeah sure yeah i thought it was called something

specific but yeah it is it is police catching yeah it looks like it i'm watching narcos mexico so i'm very very deeply invested in the cartel now i only watch i've watched all of them except narcos mexico yeah i didn't watch the original the original one was the best one for sure what even though i haven't seen any of the other ones i know that the first one was the best it's dope. I'm very invested in it, although I'm going to have to go backwards and watch the first season. Yeah, that's crazy. None of them have, like, I don't think you know

have nothing to do with each other. Yeah, they don't. They don't. But I was thinking that Narcos Mexico, I was always curious about it because there was a young boy's song. I listened to Mad Times where he just said watching Narcos Mexico. And I remember thinking, like, is there a show called that? Or is he just calling

Narcos Mexico? Because it was set in Mexico. Watching Narco Mexico? Yeah, something like that. That seems like a, yeah. It'll be a young boy. Which, by the way, should we just jump right into it? Free young boy.

For sure. Free YV. Isn't that crazy? Did you hear the details of how he was arrested? They had to send the dogs after him chasing him around a residential neighborhood apparently. I love it. He hopped out the whip. Hopped out the whip through the blammy allegedly.

Ooh. Ran for his life. That's in 2021. I feel like that is the most dangerous thing you can do is to try to flee from the police right now. In a neighborhood and just hiding somebody's backyard or some shit. They just have more probability to just shoot you. If they're really coming for you, they're going to get you. The crazy thing about it is that he has a Fed case and we don't know any of the details yet.

Well, they said it's not a recall charge. No, not yet. Not yet. There was no details released. No, I've seen the shit far I came here. They said it's not Rico. But they haven't even released the shit yet. Are there details out there about?

I mean, I can show you afterwards. But that's what I've seen. They said it's not a Rico. Not yet at least. But a RICO is a very specific thing in which like there needs to be like a criminal And that's how they charge people who are higher up in the organization even if they weren't there for charge him with like multiple gun possessions That's what I heard they see that charge that that at the very bare minimum is what I was assuming that this is about just because he's been so many times where he's been caught up with ratchets in different fucking situations Yeah, but that's why that's why it would be probable for them to be trying to form a Rico case against him to try to make it look like he's the one with the money like he's the one the leader of some

NBA gang allegedly and like they try to paint him as like they had Man, there's like been all these fucking crazy ass murders down there and shit that like you've kind of heard that people on YouTube and shit think that so-and-so did this and so-and-so did that. It's kind of like only a matter of time. You don't think they've been trying to build that up. Yeah, because those cases take forever to put together. And it's like you could imagine that probably a lot of these YouTubers who don't have like the burden of having to have the full story.

Like the cops have to like really be able to try to make the case. Maybe it takes them years longer than it takes the YouTubers. But, I mean, a lot of these kind of crazy-ass stories about people in the streets that we hear, I guess it's not that surprising if we then later on find out that there's, like, serious federal charges coming down. So I really hope that we don't have to, like, not have young boy on the streets for a few years or whatever. But when you hear federal warrant, that is really scary. Feds, they don't play. Yeah, they usually have, well, they got a 98% conviction rating and shit, too.

so they don't come unless they got some shit yeah unless they got some but he'll be home you feel me hopefully yeah yeah definitely got to stay positive and uh you know you know keep his head up for his fans and you know he got a lot of good people in his corner and honestly

I don't know what fucking legal team he's had before but the fact that he's even free is kind of like he was even free at all it's like he must got the best lawyer so yeah they might be able to get him out the jam you know well it is crazy too because there's been a lot of hubbub being made about the fact that he wants off his label and uh yeah i mean i know they played a big part in his career and stuff and i'm thinking like now that you have this

i'm thinking maybe you don't want to be off the label because the label those are those are the lawyers that got him off in the beginning right i mean i don't know i mean he could pay for his own lawyers too but i mean he hasn't been releasing music and shit because he feels like he's fully constrained by the label and he doesn't like whatever i mean i don't know exactly what's going on or whatever but this always happens where dudes get to a certain point in their career they don't want to be signed anymore but i think once you get the fed case don't you want atlantic records on your side yeah as like uh you know someone to vouch for you about how you're a stand-up person and you do this for your community because i think they went hard getting them out when

he was locked up for throwing that girl down in the hotel and he had all these other fucking things i think that they were those lawyers were the ones that got him on the uh the the the suspended charge thing where he didn't have to go do all that time and he was supposed to have to do or something like that, you know? Yeah. The more we talk about it, the worst it sounds when I really think about all the cases

he's out over the years. And the fact that he was out on the streets is like, damn, now he has a fed case. But that's what I'm saying. They probably were letting him out all these times. Like, it just makes sense that they were letting him out all these times because they were building in a bigger case.

And you just wonder, like, how much scrutiny are they really putting on him and his crew? Because it's like if they're really deep in there, paying attention, there's just no shortage of shit for them to get him caught up on there. Like, you know, boy, we're moving around crazy as fuck. Yeah, but see, it take a lot for you to form a RICO case. You got to have all type of shit before you can even, you know what I'm saying,

convict when it comes down to that. But a RICO case is just one type of statute that they use to prosecute. Multiple people. Yeah, a group of people, yeah. It's like it doesn't need to necessarily be a group. It's like they could be ignoring everybody else in his crew and just saying, like, you had this gun at this time and you cross state. lines with it and you did this and who knows what kind of shit could possibly be brought up but it just

seems uh pretty likely that they're going to do all that and more it just sucks that like you know you you got people that come from these environments literally reach the top pinnacle of being the number one streamed person on youtube and like it seemed like he got so far away from that shit but like you know like just your past either coming back to haunt you or just like the lifestyle that you used to live in. You just, you know, like it's just... Bro, that shit don't stop, though. The more money you get, the more problems comes, the more enemies you get.

You know what I'm saying? You got to take care of people that are not around you at home. It's all type of shit. Like, that shit don't stop. And, you know, he could be a nigga that said, all right, I'm not fucking with nobody no more and turn this back. But he's somebody that fuck with his community. Fuck with his people and shit.

So, you know, you're going to be involved in shit. Post up in the house. Don't ever have. nobody coming over besides your little crew of people who work for you. But then that's how that's the goal. Yeah, but then that's when people start feeling that animosity of like, oh, you fucking change. And if you're a spicy-ass human being like fucking NBA young boy,

it's like he don't want to be just in the crib all there. We see how he moves around. He wants to be in the streets. We see him in the fucking hoods and stuff, random-ass iPhone clips of him in places that everybody who see that clip is like, what the fuck is this dude doing out there? And he didn't roll around with all kinds of crazy security. shit. So I mean, there is that dream. Like, I've seen people do that. Like, I've seen like pump.

Pump got famous. Pump all of a sudden was nowhere. He was in the crib. And it's like he, he's one person that at least realized pretty early on that he had to be really careful because cops were going to be coming for him and shit like that. And that, you know, people were going to be trying to try him. So he always moved around security and just kept a super, super close distance from that shit. He also was at the level where like, he, blew up fast and like had a really big number one song to where he could afford to pay for security and shit young boy's in that position too young boy yeah yeah number one one youtube streamer like yeah yeah stupid no i wasn't comparing i was just saying like you know some people are in like a luckier

situation where like you know definitely but i mean that's what's super crazy when you think about think about young boy and then think about bond like they had issues with each other and shit but vaughn went out just from what being out and about like basically ending up in the situation that was basically the result of him just moving around crazy and being around different people and and running up on somebody and all this shit shit that wouldn't have happened if he just stayed in the crib and been mega mr. high security and then you look at young boy it's like he is apparently because it's some kind of fed case why because he's rolling around not moving right in terms of like guns in certain situations obviously we don't know the exact details but but

Both people like, like young boy might get locked up for 10 years. We're never going to see Vaughn again. Basically both because they chose to like live somewhat as normal human beings and not just shelter themselves away. Yeah, but that street life, you can't, you know what I'm saying? As much as you try to shake it, that shit don't really go nowhere. You know what I mean? And, you know, when you're catering to the streets and you're talking for the streets and you're the hope for the streets, you can't turn your back on the, and you know what I mean?

And real principles, you have to instill that everywhere you go. like no matter what I do I'm going to make sure that I still there's a there's a thin line to where I won't go and what I won't do you know what I'm saying I'm smarter now but for the most part is just like now I'm not going to cross this line I'm not going to cross this line and I feel like Vaughn went out you know stick into his principles and shit like that you know I mean sticking to his principles but also when you really think about how that situation went like he just he could have handled that in a much more sophisticated way he had a bunch of armed security in the other car, he chose to walk up and start swinging on somebody he had issues with, you know.

But, nigger, when you jump off the porch, you know what it is. When you get jumped in a gang, there's a big possibility that you're going to get life in jail or you're going to fucking die. You know what I'm saying? And that's how the streets is fucked up. You know what I'm saying? It's like, okay, to join a gang to be like there, you're willing to be like, okay, I know that I can get killed anytime. Just like when you was talking to C-Mek, he told you. This shit ain't coming off my head.

I can get killed at any time. I can get whatever. I can be gone. And those are the type of commitments that you make when you jump off the porch. You know what I'm saying? Now, when niggas get fame and they start becoming something else, you have the choice to be smarter and move a certain type of way. Or you can still instill that shit.

And some people, in most parts in hip hop, they amplify that shit instead of going the other way. You know what I'm saying? I just don't like seeing people use or take the fact that they, they're associated with the streets or whatever and use that as their excuse to crash out. When I say crash that, I mean to basically just torpedo their whole life doing something that they shouldn't do just like without, you know, without a care in the world, as if, as if jail isn't the ultimate thing that you need to be working against and trying to avoid.

Or dying. All your decisions should go back. And I say this as an old head that can look at a 20-year-old and think that I know better. but when I was a kid I was not thinking about like the risk that I was taking and all these situations I was putting myself into and I wasn't thinking about the security of making safer decisions you know there's a lot of things in terms of like you know credit card fraud should I did it back in the day and I'm like how could you possibly have thought that that was a reasonable risk to take for like a thousand dollar laptop like to go in a store and do that and have your fucking face on camera and all this shit and you know when you're young it's very very hard to have that perspective of making decisions that will affect your life in a positive way in the long time like there's a cartoon i heard somebody uh talking about the other day but it's like there's an old man fish and then there's a younger fish scooting by and the old man fish just says uh nice water today and the the young fish says what water it's like you think about what that means it's like he doesn't even he's not

even aware when we look at a young kid like an 18 year old kid we know all the shit around him we see it for what it is because we all have so much life experience but to him a lot of these dudes do not know because they're operating from a perspective of total ignorance to what awaits them in life. But if you think about it, right, why do everybody get to this next level, famous level, and they want to be street or be aligned with streets? You know what I'm saying? Like hip hop has a problem with that. And every time, yeah, it is. But, you know.

And in a lot of ways, it's the same thing as like a rock star getting mega famous, having a million dollars and they starts doing heroin. Yeah. You know, it's the same thing. Like your life is going great. What can we do the fuck shit up and just ruin it? And once you go down that rabbit hole of the streets, especially like, for instance, like a six-nine situation, right? He could have just dropped records and just being a kid.

But, you know, you align yourself with somebody. And once you cross them lines, you can't go back on that. You can't turn around and say, okay, I don't want to beat this shit no more. Oh, I can't do that. No, I'm just saying, though. Like, for the most part, like, you niggas will be like, no, nigga, we don't respect that. Like, the way you come into this game is the way motherfuckers is going to

look at you. So even if somebody was to, and you know it's crazy too, I watched a million dollars worth a game and they had a little Yaddy on there. And Lill Yaddy said the easiest way for somebody to get on is basically talk about the streets and become a street rapper. You know what I mean? So these kids now, they're watching this stuff and they're looking. They're like, okay, I got to align myself with a game to get taken serious because I see people who in just in L.A., like try to rap and shit and the niggas, the first thing is going to be like, where are they from? In L.A., that's the biggest part. that's the biggest shit.

And then most of the time, the streets is not going to get behind you unless you have some affiliation or some backing of some kind. So, niggas get entangled with all this shit before they even come out and blow the fuck up in the first place. And then once they blow up, now that just amplifies the shit. And now these same niggas that was protecting you, these same niggins that was giving you the pass and dude, it's all type of shit going like that. Like, I remember like four or five years ago, there was a rapper coming out in L.A.,

and we were all fucking with him, listening to him and shit. But he was talking like crazy gun shit. everything and like spray your block up all this and I remember being around some some older dudes and we're listening to him and shit and one of them just says to me is like if that dude don't click up it's done for as in the streets are not going to allow him to be out here talking all this crazy ass gun shit if he doesn't have somebody protecting him it's going to basically just be people pressing somebody going to try and and I believe that he be clicked up and like at some point has somebody who other people would kind of default to like

oh I'm not gonna go fuck with this dude and try to extort this dude because so-and-so is a representative of him you know yeah and you know like even seeing shit like that like people bro it's crazy like once you once you start them lines you know what I'm saying and then too you have to keep that same persona you know I'm saying it when the fans especially these little kids bro they think they look at you like a superhero they think you're supposed to be in character you're the crazy you get punk you get slapped you get robbed my nigga your career is over because that illusion of what people think that you are is taken away out of their mind and that's the reason they listen to you in the first place but that's all about the

energy that you put out there like it's like bro if you just be yourself bro it's so many people that like are not trying to be that that have made successful careers and like you know it's almost easier for you to move around and about because like like even even like someone like little yadi who didn't take that route but it's like now niggas is not really going to try him because of who he runs with in Atlanta and like niggas kind of know like how he move already so it's like it's like you can still be a self but you don't have to be like getting punked and be like be a bitch and like you know shit like that but that don't necessarily mean you got to click up and be in a fucking gang or something just because that's true but also like L.A. is different than Atlanta in a lot

of ways but also it's like as an L.A. rapper you can totally be a rapper and not have to ever talk to anybody in a gang but you can't be talking about some crazy ass. You can be a nigger like Kyle, bro. Exactly. You got your own lane. Super duper Kyle? He's from L.A.? I knew he was from the West Coast.

He's from, well, he's from like, like Santa Barbara. Ventura or something like that. But shout out to him though. Yeah. Shout out to Kyle. Shout to Kyle. Good guy.

But the thing is, it's like, okay, when you go that route, you don't have to worry about this street shit. Like you started here, Al-Cast said that. Like, Alcass could move around and, yeah, like, I mean, damn, you see Under 3,000 just doing the most regular ass shit in New York now.

Like, it's nothing. I see him on Fairfax so many times of their shit yeah but i mean for for guys like them like they've just always been able to kind of move around like i'm sure yadi has has you know issues security wise like i'm sure he moves around a certain way i myself have uh seen yadi pull up on me in the studio with a glizzy on him and i was pretty uh amazed you were amazed by that really i just didn't what you really i didn't think he would have it sticking out of his pocket like that i was just like damn my boy's all growing up bro he got big ass chains nice car i just would have thought it would have been the other guy over here

like somebody with him. You got to keep it on him. I mean, I'm not allegedly. That's what I said. It's alleged. I'm just saying like. But you know the same thing too. Like the Kyle route and the other route is actually the best route to go. It's the best route you can get you.

Kyle can go get a fucking Disney contract, my nigga or Nickelodeon sponsorship, bro. See, fuck this street shit. See below. You're limiting to where your ceiling is. Now, if you are just a street nigger and like that's just what you on, like, I'm not saying go out of the way to go be like super duper Kyle. But like if you, like, you know, like, I feel like you just need to be true to yourself. And that's what will help stand out more than anything. You feel me?

A lot of these niggas be confused about what they're trying to put out. Did you guys see the video of the dudes outside of Dirk's concert and they're filming and they're basically like, look at this pussy. Like Dirk acting like you don't have security. That's a line. But when you actually see the level of security that Dirk was pulling up to that show with, it lets you really realize like how. dangerous it is to be rapping about the kind of shit that Dirk wraps about. I would be disappointed if

Dirk didn't have security. Oh, and not just like regular security. Like, not like one guy standing next to you all night. No, no. Like, there's a procession of dudes who are escorting around him and there's a guy running next to the van as they're leaving the show. All these dudes ready to take a bullet for him. That's some serious shit. And security is like a

big flex. It's just like, you're not a regular rapper no more. It's dope. Like, I love to run around with a security guard or two security guards. With the big ass A.R. Just like, hey, just no, just like Safari. You know what I'm saying? Walking around in the, you walk up to women. The women try to walk up to, excuse me, hold on.

Oh, hey, she's good, let her through. Yeah, wow. You know what I'm saying? That's fine. That is a flex, but the level of security that Dark was pulling up with to this show in Dallas was like, no, this is like, no, this is like, my nigga. Dallas is like, my nigga. Dallas is cracking. That's why.

You better have security. You go out to Dallas right now. And it's, but if you're someone like Dark, like the way that Dirk wraps, he's inviting a whole lot of energy and he knows that. And he knows that. And he has to move around like that as a result. no matter what if I said today I don't want to do nothing no more

I'm cool I'm far removed from it bro I'm still a known figure from my neighborhood if an enemigo has a bad day and kiss me is that a real word if an amiggo if you're having a bad day and they see me

it doesn't matter if I'm far removed or not a nigga will still take his shot you should do a podcast with a Mexican dude and call it enemigos like frenemies that's actually stupid oh my fucking God That's how it's just crazy because like I've heard so many people say that Like throughout my lifetime and just seeing both of their faces react to like oh

Enemico it's like a crazy mixture of like Hispanic culture but like the shit doesn't turn And like I've seen guys right that oh I don't game bang no more right and they they know more No like they're like oh I'm cool I don't want to I don't want to game anymore I don't want to fuck with the hood and then they go to the park and they still get lit to fuck up because of that past affiliation you know what I'm saying it doesn't matter don't go away that makes no sense if you do if you want to be removed from the gang why would you go to the gang hangout area still I'm just saying that if an enemigo see you he still is still going to be on with you on a bad fucking that no one's gonna say oh you're not from here no more no nigger they're still smack you but okay like say like when you were first first blown up as a rapper

the people who are around you like let's just say hypothetically that before you started to blow up as a rapper. There were things that you were expected to do because you're a part of this organization. Once you start blowing up as a rapper, is it kind of seen as like, no, we're not going to go ask A.D. to do this. He's making something of himself.

The big homies switch to focus. Now they're like this. This is the prize. This is the ticket out of the hood. This is here. We're going to put him right here and we're going to protect this nigger. Everybody hood don't think like that, though.

But let me ask you a very big picture question. How do we make gangs, And, you know, people of that ilk, how do we make them focus on improving their communities as opposed to fighting with each other? Some shit, bro, it can't be forgiven. It's too deep rooted. It's too deep rooted, bro. Like, but I know, like, not getting along with different neighbors is inevitable. But, like, it just feels like, you know, I was talking about this.

I was watching, like, a documentary about people in fucking Ghana or the Congo or some shit. And it's like, I wish that they could understand that they should be like, that, that, The thing that is holding back their lives is their position in terms of the world. Like America is shitting on your country, and you should not be focusing any of your effort on fighting with some guy around the corner. Like, you guys are brothers in, you should be brothers in trying to make something better. And I mean, I realize I say that. And like, they have no fucking opportunity or like so little to work with.

Let me ask you something. Imagine somebody, and hypothetically speaking, killed your mom right now. Listen, I get that. Would you ever forgive that person? No. It takes a strong individual to do that. So there are some guys, bro, like before they're, you know what I'm saying? Before they're born, somebody from this neighborhood killed their dad or somebody killed their mom or somebody killed their little cousin or little sister.

And that hatred just roots and it continues to go on and the cycle continues. But what it really takes is real men to stand up in a community. You feel me? And try to make it better for the people going forward. It takes real people that's willing to say, you know what, this is bigger than just, you know, the problems and stuff like that. And then unfortunately, in these communities, bro, niggas ain't thinking like that. You know what I'm saying? I know that there's certain places that I can't bring certain people.

You know what I mean? No matter what. You know what I'm saying? I can say, look. Even us? No. There's certain people I won't bring over here because they'll be sitting here like this. How many condoms can I steal?

It's just, you know what I'm saying? No, that's a lick. But that's the thing. It's like, you know, I can't expect everybody's mentality to be the same as mine. Luckily, I was able to elevate. I was able to travel, you know what I'm saying, see the world. And that opened up my eyes and be able to touch some money and be able to better myself. Everybody don't get them opportunities.

There's some people, bro, that I know who haven't been nowhere farther than Vegas their whole life. And they're 40, 50 years old. Even Vegas. That's what I'm saying. That's a drive. They haven't seen the world, bro. They haven't seen what it is to offer. And they're small little corn.

That's their life. They live for that. They die for that. How did you beat it? You know what, bro? I didn't really grow up with like no siblings or anything like that really close to my age. I had like my group of hummies and like we were kind of just always on our own shit. See, that's a good thing about like skateboarding and music culture and shit being so much more of a thing that it does seem like there's alternate routes now.

We had that too. We had that too. You were a bad kid. You were a CMAC. Let me finish though. Let me finish though. So it was like. With me, I was always just the outcast, even of my friend groups.

Like, bro, one of my best friends was, like, the star football player in ninth grade. He was on varsity. Like, you know, like, I was just always still the outcast, even of my friend group. And I think I was just always just on my own shit. And, like, I never liked kind of, like, fitting into, like, some group or whatever. So I don't know. I just, like, I just never, it was never appealing to me to go, like, the closest we ever got to some gang shit was when niggas had like jerking crews and shit and we would be beefing with other jerking crews and i got kicked

out of school halfway through ninth grade because i'm getting the fights every other day getting we got jumped in the parking lot by this other crew that was older than us they was in like 11th grade but is it like thriller where like people are dancing and fighting at the same time okay so people people people are a good example of that no no people don't understand like when you when you refer to jerking crews like this is like pre like new boys like you're a jerk it was like really just like many many gangs it was like niggas was just clicked up and just called themselves certain shit and they would wear hats and stitch their crew on it but isn't it so funny that in l.a you don't have you don't have to be a jerker or a rapper to be in a jerk jerk

was a word at first in l a jerking culture is this weird like thing that everybody acts kind of awkward about the fact that a lot of like gangster rappers really embrace that shit and like a lot of people in LA like you'll hear people say that about fucking like draco and and yG and stuff like oh wasn't he a jerker like yeah yeah i don't even know if that's true for either of them but like that's kind of like a weird accusation why g was why g had why jy was in jail when the jerking thing became an identity right he got out of jail it was damn near over also i just want to say pause as long as we're going to talk about all these people jerking okay pause but look back to what you were saying right a lot of people who gang bang were in clicks and crews that's what i'm saying

Right. So just imagine. But then you grow up into. Wait a minute. So just imagine somebody from your clique that you look at it like a brother. Somebody takes it to the next level and kills your brother. Some of your, some of your crew are going to want to retaliate. You know what they're going to do?

They're going to get jumped on the fucking gang. Are they going to form? I've seen gangs form from being cliques. You feel me? I'm honestly lucky that like the little beast that we was into and we was really jumping each other and like, bro, these niggas try to pack me out one time because they saw me by myself. The next day, me and all my homies went and fought these niggas and we

stomped this nigga out. Actually, I didn't touch this nigga, but this nigga was on the floor and his head was against some like concrete shit. Bro, people that weren't even involved in the fight were jumping in and stomping this nigga out. He had a whole ass seizure. We thought he was about to die.

And it was like, bro, shit like that could have escalated with guns. If it would have been guns and shit around, somebody would have dead. No, so imagine his cousin comes to shoot one of your homies or something like that. Exactly. Now, somebody in your crew, they want to retaliate now. And now you have a whole beef and whole war over a stumping that could have been prevented.

I feel so lucky that in my high school, nobody was smarter enough to really start forming gangs besides the Dominican kids. But at least they were the only ones doing it. Like, nobody else had a gang. They had their game, the Dominican Kings. And they would spray paint DK all over downtown and shit. Wow. They spray paint on people's houses. I'd be like, that looks weird.

but they were the only ones who thought of it i think i feel like i feel like uh like you said like it's more shit to be like interested in i guess and like you can like form groups with other shit now but it's just like i don't know like i just always was just a for myself type person and like i just didn't really i don't know i know what it is i didn't really mesh well with like a big group of people like it was always some people in a group that didn't like me and shit so i kind of just stuck to like myself. You were like, fuck gang bang and I'm going to do ketamine in warehouses and listen to young simian shit.

And I can give another example, bro. This is what I was way. That was way older by then. Still, that's a good lifestyle, you know. I had a bunch of like childhood friends, right? Half of them went to the Enemigo side. And we used to all be, hey, spending out of each other's house and stuff like that. That's a weird.

That's weird, right? So immediately your homeboy that you then grew up with now is now your. your so-called enemy because now you guys are divided by certain streets and you know what I'm saying maybe 30 45 seconds away now your best friend might be the same one your old best friend may be the same one trying to gun you down the shit to get tricky like that i watched the youtube video that said that back in blood that push these whole verse is about that other crew from memphis with e.g jizzler whatever the fuck his name is and that when he's so i forget honestly like but when he i haven't listened to their disc yet but when he says like you know who took

that shit from you can be at a back in blood in this video they claim that like pooh-sheisty and his boys like ran up in this dude's crib took a bunch of pistols by the way you better been trap king trap geek put some respect on trap geek I feel like I watch another one about I watched a whole one about honestly these you two fucks don't know nothing they're talking about sometimes it feels like they know a lot I was gonna say bro I don't know sometimes these niggas be very tapped in I don't know how but I'm saying I didn't know anything about push icey until I watched this same video I didn't know anything about his street history and so I wasn't know that big 30 was

signed before push heisty i didn't know that i was also very astound to find out that that whole song was basically about something that apparently really happened and that memphis was listening to it from a different angle than everybody else everybody else here is push he's just saying some tough shit you hear from the other thing you're like oh think about being the person that's beefing with push i see though he's just winning so hard that it's like the biggest rapper right now but you but you see this is the same this is the same argument that me had against academics when it's saying like these YouTube people, you guys are igniting beef and motherfuckers is looking at this shit like this.

You know what I'm saying? Like you guys are watching some shit that we don't really know nothing. We really don't know about no fucking Memphis shit, bro. We don't. But the thing is is that those YouTube videos, the people who are making those videos are not even trying to like be people that would ever go to a club or be at a show in hip hop. They don't have to worry about ever running into anybody. Like academics got attacked so hard back in the day.

At least he lived in America and like people kind of knew what he looked like from the beginning. That's like a whole different thing. Like, yeah, you can't get at academics. But a lot of these people making these videos, they know enough to stay anonymous forever. But see, but I think that originally, I don't think that when academics started doing that shit, his intentions was to entice beef

or have people kill each other or do any type of shit like that. And I feel like the more times when people make this stuff is just like, okay, somebody will watch that YouTube video and be like, oh, push sheistee. They think pushahti's like this or something like that. A nigga will retaliates us over a YouTube video, bro. There's different levels. There's laying out the information that, like, you know,

some of these channels seem like they do it relatively responsibly, but there are a lot of channels on YouTube that are basically just pushing fake news. They're like regurgitating shit from the comments. And running with it because they know that there's no accountability that if they make a video and they say, like one of those channels could totally make a video and say like, who says he killed 10 dudes?

Here's a bunch of shit that I know about it. And if they put it together intelligently enough, somebody like us, we might be sitting there and thinking like, Jesus Christ. Like, we didn't know he was a serious. Ten bodies. That's a lot of bodies. Jesus fucking Christ.

But like, I mean, at the end of the day, these people, it's like documentary making where you know, like the Tiger King documentary, like, they didn't show you Joe Exotic saying the N-word because they knew that that would make you like him less. That you wouldn't be able to really enjoy it if you're thinking like, oh, this guy's a terrible racist. So they leave that detail out, make him a more sympathetic figure. I mean, these hip-hop YouTuber guys can do the same thing. They can include a bunch of shit.

Who knows if it's real? But just imagine if you're the person in that neighborhood, right? Oh, yeah. And these are your cousins. This is your cousin that got, that died, or your cousin that got robbed or something like that. You may watch this video and come up with speculation in your head from this YouTube video to go hurt another human being, bro. Yeah. So that's just fucked up.

They did that with King Vaughn so crazy. Like, it was fucking Reddit threads about all the people he supposedly killed and who did this and what, like back and forth. And it's like, bro, like, like you said. Like, a lot of the shit is just speculation, but a lot of it is so much like shit that's been circulated so many times. Yeah, but if it was them same people making them YouTube videos or shit was happening to them, are they homies in their community? They'll be- Those are even those.

But that's the whole-pissed the fuck off that somebody's even covering that shit. That's just lame. But that's the whole principle is like those are the type of people that wouldn't even be involved in that type of shit and shit at all. And which is why. And if you're not from the streets, don't talk about the streets. That's how I feel. Shit.

Y'all nigg. Unless you want some street shit to happen. But if they stay anonymous their whole career and nobody can never get at them, then what the fuck? There's no risk for them. Because risk is like getting your YouTube channel deleted. And they're getting all these millions of YouTube views and shit. Y'all talk about street shit on here every week. I'm not a street nigger at all.

I'm a street nigger. I have to give my, I have to give my- I am not a street man as well. I have to give my personal commentary on shit that really I don't even really need to be speaking. But there's a lot of shit that I tell Adam, I'll be like, look, we shouldn't talk about this. We shouldn't cover this. This shit. You don't need to be saying gangbis is on here.

No, not at all. I didn't know what that meant. But that's the whole point. I was just asking what it meant. And then as soon as I saw you guys react, I'm like, oh, okay. It meant what I was thinking it might mean. So, yeah, like. CEMAC, the Lokes life has changed from that.

That's what I'm saying. Everybody in L.A. seen that. When I called Big U today, first thing I said, you watched the CMAC enemy, he goes, man. Does that guy really like that? Like, immediately. I go live. I've probably watched that interview like 19 times. And then that I don't understand because I watched it one time.

And I feel like that was perfect. I fucking love it. That was enough. It's golden, bro. There's a lot of kids who are going to grow up with that interview, and C. Mac the Loke is going to be like their Mickey Mouse. Like, they're going to like just looking at him. Like, that's the guy.

That's who you want to be like. You're taking it too far in that. Yeah. This is fucking. You're a C. Mac the Loke yourself, so you would say that. You think so? A.D. Mac the Loke.

Oh, my God. What's keeping you from getting a big tattoo of some sort of symbol or imagery on your face? I think that you would be very disappointed me if I even went that route it'd be like reverse it would be weird it's weird to get face tattoos when you get old yeah yeah no shot at Travis Berger I feel like he had those way before no he got way more like as he got older you think so yeah well I mean he started them on but at that point he had his whole body tatted at that I mean but he was going like the cursive tattoos like on his face under his eye and shit like when he was in his 40s which to me I'm 37 and I already feel like I feel like it

I feel like you get to older every week like you push it right no no 37 I've been 37 for the year Four months for like seven years. But either way, like I feel kind of weird about getting crazy ass tattoos at this point. It's just I feel disconnected from the 18 year old version of myself that wanted tattoos so bad. We talked about this the other day. I think on Friday or yesterday of how you just like, man, my days is different. And what are we say? It was because you're not into the drugs and doing all the type of shit that was making you have fun like that in the first place.

I feel like if you got fucked up again or not, you'd be like, nigga, bring the fucking needle. I love getting fucked up to get tattooed. That's what I'm saying. It's the ultimate thing to do. I don't get tattoo sober. I'm like, I don't want to feel the fucking pain. Pills. Were you fucked up your last face tattoo when you got this one?

No. But I was in that overall like world. The state of mine where I was partying and fucked up. I mean, I might have been fucked up when I got it done. But yeah. Everyone asked me that about that Xanax tattoo that I have. They were like,

were you on Xanax when you got that? And I was like, no, but I probably was like coming down off of being on Zan's two days before. You were probably at the point in your life where you still thought Xanax was fucking sick. Yeah, I had just started doing it, I'm pretty sure. Never done Xanax in my life.

I would not want to see you off of Zan with the blaming. He can't even hit the blunt without having to sleep on the couch. Yeah, you would be out. Bro. 11 hours. A quarter Zan and 1942, different niggins. Oh, it's over. No, we'll see the demon come out of them.

Yeah, you might put a blamie on us, honestly. We're going to see C-Mack-The-Loke come out of him if he takes a Zan and drinks. Oh, hell no. You're going to see a different version of this guy. Gumby Squad. Demon. We'll get to see A Demon. A. D.

Is that what A D mean? Because I'm a demon. No, it's for Armand Douglas. That's my name. A seaman demon. And my name is, no, I'm not going to say my name, but my name has demon in it too. No, my real name has demon in it. I'll say it.

Mondemon. Demons? Yeah, relax. Yeah. I got a friend named Desmond. and I always would look at that name. That's a stupid name. I had a homie name Desmond Too, too.

And I remember he used to go around and call himself Desmond Tutu, and then I found out that Desmond Tutu was like an African president or some shit. And I was like years of me listening to him call himself Desmond Tutu. And I thought he was just joking around about me being Adam 22. He's Desmond Tutu. And then I go to the, I look at the magazine rack and I just see like interview with Desmond Tutu. And I'm like, oh, my homie, you got an interview? I'm like, oh, that's why you've been saying this.

Wait, hold on, hold on. This has nothing to do with anything, but there's this burger restaurant in Seattle called Dix. You ever been there? I wouldn't go. You wouldn't? Bro, just know it's super fire, right? I'll eat a dick. Yeah, look.

You would. Look. So anytime I'm in Seattle, I've got to go tap in with Dix. I think it's in Seattle and Portland, too. I don't know. Eat Dix. Pause. Now, look, we in the restaurant, it's like a white family, old white man, white hair.

He takes a fat bite of the burger. He's just like, ah, I love having dicks in my mouth. Pause. Bro, I literally could not stop laughing for like 10 minutes. I would laugh too, though. Do you think the owner of this restaurant, his name was like Richard? And then he just shorted it for... I think he did that to be like funny.

Dix burgers. If I was going to open a restaurant, I would pick a name that was like unintentionally suss as fuck so that people would go there just to be able to make jokes about the name. Nick a burger. Okay, but if you did that, I have. I actually think that's too divisive Because I think there's gonna be like a million white people That are not comfortable going there

But don't be Burger And also are they gonna let you like Like people who always say that to us Like why did they let you hang a sign out on the streets It says on some shit? I'm like I don't know They just didn't say anything Yeah, what do you mean?

Yeah If you do N-word burger, don't know I thought he was gonna say I feel like the mayor Might have something to say about that The mayor? The mayor? I don't know somebody

Not to give them a coupon. You know who occupied that space? Uber Eats. If you go on Uber Eats there's not nigger burger but there's just like they would not list you clucking chicken or like what what the what the what the cluck chicken sandwich place you click on black owned businesses and that's the first no no no no no it don't be no it'd be like fucking skinny girl margarita like it'd be the stupidest names but those are the ghost kitchens yeah because they don't even

have to exist in the real world so they can just have killer marketing like my girl knew about ghost kitchens before we even knew what a ghost kitchen was because she's like this is no way I swear this mac and cheese fucking restaurant does not exist. No, for sure. It has such an interesting little menu. And then, like, we looked it up on Google and it's like, this doesn't exist, but it's on postmates and Uber Eats. That's crazy. And then if you start looking up the multiple different places and, like, they'll all have the same address.

And it's like, no, what's that one place where they call you bitch? You know what I'm talking about? Huh? You heard about it? Like, when you order, they call you a bitch and they got bitch all. What the fuck is up, you bitch? Go on the two short. Yeah.

They talk like that, bro. It's a whole restaurant. My homie just went. Oh, I'll sue. Yeah, they just, like, insult you in the whole restaurant. Like, the whole thing, they call you bitch. Here's your order, bitch. Here's your order, bitch.

Here's this, this, and that. Like, we will do no such thing at that order, burger. What's up, my nigga? Welcome to Nigger Burger. Yeah, that's some, that's some Coonerty right there. I was listening to me too. Okay, but let me know what you think of this. I listened to a podcast.

Nicka Cato. With this guy who's a, he writes for the New York Times and stuff. And he was talking about how he was in his. pelotonin workout class what the pelotonin it's the peloton I said it wrong it's the thing where you have like an exercise bike and there's like a screen builds into it and you have like an online like personal trainer who like takes you through your workouts and shit it's a really good idea

I haven't actually tried it but he was talking about how he was in this group and you can't see anybody else so he's assuming that he's the only black guy in there because it's I guess like a pretty expensive thing to do and stuff so he's assuming that maybe he's the only one I don't know seemed racist willing to pay for it. But then... He's black. He can't be racist against other.

This is fair. But the way I'm saying, it sounds racist. But he's in it. The fourth song that they play is a J. Cole song, and it has multiple N-words in it. And he seemed to be, like,

very upset about this. Because the Peloton class? Because to him, it's weird to have a white trainer, a presumably, at least largely white audience, and then he's the only black guy, which nobody knows that he's black,

but they're working out to a Jay Colson that has multiple N-words in it. Would you ever... What occurred to me is that I can't imagine anyone that I hang out with even noticing that. But are they singing it?

No, no, no, no. They can't see each other, they can't hear each other. It's just him. He knows that there's like eight other people working out with him. He does not know if they're all black or all white at all.

I don't see... That is stupid as flip. Yeah. I was going to say I don't see it was the problem. I was thinking that it was a stretch. He's imagining people saying the N-word while they're working out. He really doesn't know. It's not that he even is imagining them saying it.

He feels weird about the fact that he's forced to listen to that word in front of a bunch of people who he assumes are white. I'm not going to hold you. That's a little extra. No. I'm going to give you another example, right? I went to go eat the other day at this restaurant. There's a lot of white people in the restaurant.

And they're playing rap music. And I'm sitting there wondering, I'm like this. okay are they gonna play the edited version of the song? Are they gonna play the cursing version of song? They're literally playing young dog. They play on type of shit, the N-word all fucking day, right? Yeah. I'm looking around, everybody's just,

Yeah, people just not even pay. It's like you go to a rap concert, bro? Like, the fucking crowd is screaming all type of shit. That's a little different because I feel like if you're white and you're going to a rap concert in 2021, shouldn't you have the like consciousness to like at least be like I'm not going to be screaming the N-word back in 21-s-sadish? Yeah, because the people who are going to these concerts are like the least thinking consumers on earth.

They're just going along for the ride. Did you see when like Mario Judah was with ass pizza and like he was just in a random parking lot. He's standing on top of an escalate and he's like, oh my, oh my, I have found you. And it gets like quiet. There's like one white kid like, nigger. You can hear the kids singing along but you can't tell which one and there's no music playing. So it's like you really hear them singing. And it's just like, oh, geez.

Jesus Christ, though. Like, oh, my fucking God. But yeah, I don't know. Like, that, when I was listening to that guy being, like, potentially upset about that, the closest thing that I can think of that I thought of, though, is when we went on that BMX trip to San Francisco, we're driving around. We're listening to Rio and, you know, TJ and all these fucking rappers that we listen to, who I'm not thinking about their lyrics as, like, really offensive because I just know these

guys and I know how they rap and shit. But at one point, we end up parked outside this deli. We're all waiting for our sandwiches. I don't know what kind of neighborhood we're in, whatever. but all of a sudden I look out the corner window we have fucking Rio blast and loud as fuck and I just lock eyes with this dude who's standing there and he looks like he could be like a local

community activist or something those Rio bars started hitting way different because I'm just thinking like this guy's kind of looking at me as like a guy who just came to his neighborhood and is basically playing records of a guy saying like some of the most evil shit ever okay are you is there any black people in the car

no probably not so like if you come on a block and you my nigger my nigga you listen to it wasn't me wrote down the window no not you saying it just it's a car for the white people and use lock eyes like this but that's like a friendly song Rio does not sound friendly and he doesn't sound like he's joking around even though we know he's joking around about a lot of stuff let me give you another scenario this girl that I know that's in Australia owns her own business she has a hair salon all of her clients are like white mom like Australian white ladies and she'll be in there playing Rio like push my

bitch down the flight of steps and like they'll be looking at her like bro she She said that the other day, she said the other day, some lady asked her like, yo, like, do you know what he, just like, what he's saying? And she repeated one of the lyrics like, oh, yeah. My son know how to load the gun.

He is smart fuck. Brought the strap to the park and shot the park up or some shit like that, right? So she repeated it back to the lady. And then the lady, like, 10 minutes later, she stopped and was like, oh, yeah, so like, how old is your son? Like, she thought that, she thought that this girl saying the real lyric to her was her talking about her actual child bringing a gun to the park.

That's amazing. So white ladies love real. Yeah, I mean, I had the same experience when I was in the gym working out. And there was this girl who would work out in my gym. And she was at least like six one massive. That's a huge bitch. Huge. But like really like big and like, you know, fat basically.

And like, but like strong to him. She was like some kind of crazy athlete or whatever. That sounds sexy. No. not even close trust me and also at one point some one of the trainers says to me they go guess how old she is i'm like 16 17 they're like 12 i'm like oh my god i take i retract my statement i retract my i was thinking of what you might be supposed to soon there but she's towering over everybody else in this gym and they're like she's 12 years old i'm like are you fucking kidding me anyway

they're playing on the thing it wasn't a day where i was in charge of the speaker which i often was but they were playing just like random 90s rap radio. No, they're playing Snoop Dog fucking, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none. Oh, no. Which that chorus, a lot of people might only remember that chorus. The actual verses are like, Guess who's back in a motherfucking house with a fat dick

for your motherfucking mouth. Holes recognized. You too, because get scared, listen, pull a voodoo. This monstrous 12-year-old had to go to the desk and ask them to change the music. And it was funny because I could tell. I can tell everybody who's kind of looking at me like I'm gonna put it on and I'm like it wasn't me I didn't do it not this time Did they throw you in charge of the music on purpose because they like know what you do? They would only let me play music

Because I you know they're playing EDM when I first gone in I could stomach at the first once or twice But then at one point there's nobody else in there I go yo let me play some shit I play I play I play shorline drako grito whatever and people start fucking with no ain't I'm playing no ain't I'm playing? Not really workout vibes but I start like everybody starts fucking with and they're like oh adam like you should you should play the music or whatever but then all over a sudden you got like an 80 year old lady in there and like I'm playing something crazy and let's see I can't believe this like she was that disgusted like she was like I gotta turn this off she seems so genuinely offended she's probably like a woke-ass 12 year old too the way I can't believe she's 12 in like in the gym like swole as fuck she looked like they should have her like throwing the javelin or something I don't know what kind of sport you would love they should have

in a cage like king Kong whatever her body type is they're they got to ever doing something because there's no way she should be sitting behind a desk when she's that gigantic. Also, how big is she going to be when she's full grown, dude? Like, the job of the hood? Maybe, man. I don't know. I think that they they got to work on turning that fucking fat into muscle because then she could just go and like shut some sport down. I don't know what sport it was. Maybe she was already doing it. No, I went in reverse, right? Like growing up listening to Eminem. Like, I remember my granny and my mom, what the fuck are you listening to? Like, Bazaar is talking about raping pit bulls and all type of shit, man. Literally. You feel me like? Shut up Bazaar.

You were talking about his grandmother gave him head. I'm like, I was listening to shit like that. They were saying crazy. Like that Devil's Night, that D-12, Devil's Night album, bro, I got in so much trouble for listening to that shit. And when you think about D-12 and Eminem and then you think about Rio and all these modern like Detroit Flint area rappers, it's super easy to draw the line between the two. Or even like back then was like ICP and shit.

They were the fucking Kings of San the most offensive shit. I've never heard of ICP song. Me either, actually. Yeah, they're good. I got a shirt or two, though. No, yeah, they're great. But think about that. Like, that's so crazy that, like, Detroit has had this, like, very similar, like, punchline.

Yeah, like, not from Detroit. Hilarious, like, mega offensive. Michigan. Yeah, whatever. But, like, that mega offensive joke thing being, like, their thing is, like, that's pretty crazy that that, like, somehow stayed. I feel like it's just like. Big Sean's funny, too. Yeah.

In a different way. In a different way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a no. No, but I feel like it's, uh, it just comes from, like, the place that they're from is just dark and cold and cold and Grimy and it's like, yeah, people want to laugh at something. They don't really have that much to laugh about, but fucked up things and you just got to go wild with the imagination.

If I had been rapping when I was 13, I would have been saying some offensive shit. You probably was at the end where we would have to pack you out. I was just thinking. No. I would not. Not my style. Not me. No, sir.

Not me. No N-word gang. Don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. Don't put that evil on me. I send that meme to people of like Rick Ross being like, no, sir, not me. I send that to people all the time. Did you see, is anyone, am I the one who saw the biggie documentary on Netflix? Yeah.

I loved it. I feel like I know so much about the notorious B-I-G. That's how I feel too, but Adam said it is way more. They spend so much time on his childhood and like really showing him being that dude who was like buying nice clothes and selling crack on the block and like having this little crew were dudes with him and stuff and like him not really even wanting to take the rap thing seriously. And it just like painted a picture of him in a way. Like he's somebody that I didn't think I was going to be able to enjoy the document.

To learn any more about him. When I saw the straight-out content movie, it was it was cool. But I also felt like I just know this story so well. And I didn't really get anything new from that movie, which is fine. But with this fucking biggie thing, I really was like, wow, that made me really like tune in and think about that period of his life in a whole different way. They had amazing footage so much amazing. Like they would not have made that documentary if it wasn't for the fact that the one dude, I forget his name, who was always with him, was filming a shitload back then.

So like that footage like of somebody like him that has never been seen before, that shit is immediately so valuable. Because that whole documentary like doesn't really exist without that. I didn't even watch that. You know, you know what's the most valuable piece of biggie content I've ever consumed in my life? The scene and the movie when the mom finds. the plate of crack underneath his bed and thinks that it's mashed potatoes. And his mom talks about that in the documentary. In the documentary, it seems as if she's just finding that out for the first time,

which is kind of hard to believe. That it was not all the mashed potatoes. She seems like she's so offended and upset about it. She's like, I'm literally like mad at a dead man. Like, you're not supposed to be able to be mad at a dead man. I am mad at him for that. Dude, wasn't a fucking potatoes. I'm crazy that is too funny bro man have you ever been there where you got caught with some

shit by your parents that you should not have been caught with I would love to tell a story right now may I have the floor please so it was back in Adam 22's days of uh doing cocaine and going to clubs and partying and so me and a buddy we got a couple girls and we've been hanging out for a couple days and one night we go to the club and we come back from the club and you know I'm hooking up with the one girl. And then I remember that the girl, like, we're like basically fucking in somebody else's room because of the fact that that girl was not there at the time. But then while we're fucking, I remember that there's a plate because we got drunk of the

club and then we go back to the house. We're fucking, I remember there's a plate of Coke in the closet. I'm like, ooh, do, do. Ah, ha, ha, ha. This is so great. Rolling up a dollar. We're doing a bunch of lines. We keep fucking all night.

Yada, yada. And then the next day, the girl's roommate, the one that was hooking up with my, the one that was hooking up with my friend she tells me oh my god you did her coke she's gonna fucking kill me like she's so mad at me for doing the coke but i'm like i have to literally fly back to new hampshire like the next day so i'm not around because if i was around this girl is so mad at me that i would have literally like driven to la from long beach where i was living at the time i would have bought coke and just delivered it to this girl like yo like don't be mad at me anymore i'm sorry that i did all the home girls cook right where i'm but anyway i can't do that i'm in new hampshire so i'm like

send it i'm like trying to hit up people i know out there at that time i didn't know little house phone otherwise i would have said little house phone can you make this problem disappear for me he would said boom bam it's done because he's a fucking he's basically one of the characters from narcos but um i can't do that i can't like everybody i hit up like trying to get people to deliver it and stuff i know it sounds so crazy too because why the fuck you stole cocaine but it's my it's basically like my friend's girlfriend too so it's kind of like i'm my friend's gonna be super mad at me if i don't yeah you don't make the situation right basically Basically, I'm not going to be able to get Coke there in time for the girl coming back from her flight.

And so I tell my friend, I'm like, listen, this is what you do. You go to the store. You buy a bunch of baby aspirin. You break it all the fuck down. You mix it in with the Coke remnants. She's never going to tell. He's like, you're crazy. It's going to be like 90% baby aspirin.

There's like almost no Coke left on that plate. I'm like, it'll be okay. You're going to be able to pull this up. Nobody knows what they're sniffing when they do coke. Nobody knows. Are you fucking retarded? He did it. He heard her say, like, from the other room, like, oh, my God, I forgot how bad this Coke was.

And then he hears her on the phone with her deal again, more. So we pulled it off. Wow. I love how I said, do you ever have a story again call your parents? Yeah, he is. I just thought of a story that I was very happy about because I was like, where the fuck is relate to parents? Basically what I'm saying is to anybody out there who sells cocaine. Just keep in mind that this is how not discerning the customer is.

that this bitch fell for it. Now, House phone, I don't think would fall for it. He's like a fucking wine taster. Like, yeah. The smell is, uh... And to be honest, I don't even think, like, me sober, there's no way I'm gonna, like, you know what coke is like when it hits your fucking nostril, dude.

Even if I was, like, drunk or something, and I took a line of something that was not coke, I would know for show, for sure, for show. I went my whole life thinking that I didn't really care that much about the weed that I was smoking, and now it's like, if I'm smoking some mid, I just, I can, hell. I don't want anything to do with it. I can't do it. It doesn't get me high, like, the way the real killer weed does. I don't want to smoke nothing. Let me, let me, let me,

let me tell you all a quick story that I had where like the one time where I got finessed, all right? Hit me with it. So, um, this was like Vlad and his brick. Yeah. He got finessed. Oh, wait, what? Vlad was selling bricks? Oh, he tried to buy a kilo of cocaine and he got finessed. That's what he gets. That's what he gets. And that's why he's been taking it out on the streets ever since. Getting everybody arrested ever since. Shut up, Vlad. All right, so I had these two, like, El Salvadorian sisters, and I would go party with, like, them, their mom, the stepdad who didn't even speak English. She was like, Monday, Monday. And just, like, pass me tequila.

I never knew what the fuck he was talking about, but we would just take shots and laugh, right? So it was one of these crazy nights or crazy weekends. I was there with them all weekend, right? And for some reason, I walked to the local subway right down the street to go get a fucking sandwich. You know, I hadn't eaten them two days. I'm talking to the guy who works behind the, you know, he's a sandwich barista. I'm

talking to him and I don't know, for some reason I get his number, he was cool, like, blah, blah, I hit him up to get some coke. My nigga, we drive from Hawthorne to, I want to say like over like North Hollywood, Burbank, somewhere stupid far because we're trying to get like a lot of Coke. We get this Coke. We have been

coked out for like a day or two already. So we really were like, you know, on like that, we're getting like that last A ball. Like we really like, ah, we need this. We drive all. We go to North Hollywood, get the coat, go all the way back. The two lesbian home girls bust the bag open. They each do a line each. And they had just started doing coke. They were like, I don't know. This is, this, this tastes like baby powder or something. And I was like, what? I'm like, what are you talking about? I take a fat ass

line to. I'm like, oh, my God, this is literally baby powder. Like, it was like baby, like diaper ash shit. Like, it was literally baby powder. Because the thing is, if you do a line of real good cook it's like you become a monster right away like it hits you like you know that second that that shit hits your fucking brain you are a different person

if you do a line of baby powder it is none of that it tastes like baby powder it smells like baby powder I took one line I was like I think my inner self was just like nah there's no way we got finesse like this so I took another one and I was like nigger this is literally baby powder we called him back

he was like yo my bad like blah blah like you know i got it from the homie blah blah that's what i would say to no no he gave us our money back oh really wow i was very surprised about getting the money back i had a homie a bmx pro who for the bmx awards in Vegas he's there one year and he buys a 500 dollar bag of coke and it's fake oh no still did it that's the most dangerous irresponsible thing i've ever heard of my life also i got a pfair back i was thinking i got a pf you can uh you can uh give ad a hand job because he's from compton Pause.

He loves jerking you off because you're from Compton. Pause. He never jerked me off. City of Compton. Oh, my dude. We had to glue that back together. For real? Yeah, dude, we had to, we told you that multiple times last time.

You didn't tell me that. Yes, we did. You were just high as fucking. You hit the blunt one time. Oh, what did you have to glue? The fucking bike, because this is the prototype and the wheel snapped off. The forks actually snapped off. But the final version is much, much better.

Everybody head on over to the YouTube site. Actually, go to my Instagram, and the link is in the description. if you want to get the Adam 22 U2s. And you can also get the Lennon one. And the Lennon comes with the baby. Mine comes with a bike. And I have to shout out somebody. Who?

James from Occidental, who made this beautiful smile today. What did you even do? They clean my teeth. But what do they even do? Like cleaning something that's just an inanimate object that's just in your mouth.

You know it's crazy? Is that every time I post anything with teeth now, everybody says, somebody hit me out today, they said, I don't give a fuck what Adam says, your teeth are real. And I'm just like this. Yes, brother. Yes.

I love that so much. That's amazing. People really tell me on the time. Adam says your teeth for fake. I mean, I did say it. The ultimate hater. Although I do, I think it was worth us having that conversation because that is a conversation about ethics in describing somebody's fake body parts that I've never, I had never heard

that conversation take place before. Like, is it okay for a homie to reveal his homie's fake teeth? It was funny, too. I wish you had told me in advance that you were so sensitive about it. I'm not sensitive. Because to me, it's not anything to be embarrassed about. I wouldn't be embarrassed at all that thing. I'm not embarrassed.

I was just upset at the context when we're around some nice looking women and they're compliment in my teeth. And you just like, here we go. You're fucking fake. All he wants to do is talk about his teeth. Later gang, Adam. Listen, like, if it's a fake ass or like we all know, it would be rude to say, yeah. Yeah. So why is that not the same thing to you?

But that's what we found out. We found out that teeth. I see you talking to Lina. A.D. is sensitive about his teeth. I'm not sensitive. I'm just saying, don't. If somebody gives me a compliment about my teeth, don't be like, they're not even real. He has sensitive teeth.

You need some censadine. No, that's a hater mode. I can't even hold you, bro. Don't throw that because AD already whitted up the table and somehow- No, Adam was really mad when I threw the mic too, so I feel him. I was like, let me not throw the mic anymore. Less breaking things. You know, you could have took it out of my paycheck, whatever.

Is that, that's that mic? Or did we get another mic? No, we have four. Oh, you broke a mic? He pushed it off the table when he found out Julia Fox was pregnant. Who did you send us that was pregnant And that other thing It wasn't they weren't pregnant

But fucking Do you know who that guy is though It's a jeweler Oh God Damn it I don't even want to speak about it How are we supposed to get pussy When there's jewelers out there Not me so much

But other people I'm supposed to get pussies When jewelers exist I mean it just seems like really hard To compete against They're rich they'll give you free jewelry That's like the ultimate lick Ultimate careers of like

You know there's certain dudes in your life That you've known Who had a career And they were getting so much pussy from that career that you were kind of like well maybe I should just do that because I had a homie was a hairdresser which I know is like really sounds weird like he was like a straight hairdresser back when I was like 1920 and this is in new hampshire and this dude was a hairdresser at this pop and hair salon I would go to the bar with him and just like realize like oh my god he's cut all these

girls hair and then they had sex with him like something about like the zohan the fat what is literally all my god you don't mess with the zohan if literally the best movie if you are capable of beautiful. Okay, I had the same exact experience with the tattoo artists that I knew. Oh my God. The tattoo artists I knew were just getting so much ass because if you can sit down with a woman,

touch her body, have an experience with them that's fairly intimate because like they're literally hurting you or if you're getting your haircut, I mean they're literally standing behind you with scissors. They could stab your fucking brain out. They have a reason to trust you. They're in this like intimate moment where they have to sort of like let go.

of their fear and you're beautifying them. They're allowing you to make them look better and I think there's something so intimate about that. I have the ultimate. My homeboy told me this. Photographer. He said he would make, now a lot of these fucking photographers are creeps.

I was going to say. I was going to say, but because it's such an obvious way to get alone with women in compromising positions. And it's like, it's like, look, baby, we're going to go, we're going to go to the grocery store.

I want you to go in the milk aisle and get butt ass naked. Okay. That's fucking, that's fucking, that's fucking, or like, get in, get in the freezer, put the Dejornos pizza over your nipples and we're going to shoot you through the camera, like, 80,000 likes, baby,

just do it. Or like the one bitch with the long tongue, she was like on the, she was literally on a Thanksgiving table. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was so viral for that I won. Oh my God. Like, oh my no, but the guys, the guy, the homie told me said, basically, I make these women look like how they

wish that they fucking looked. I edit them to where they look so fucking amazing that they just like this guy did this to me ultimate pussy and then also personal trainers. They're creeps also but they get all the ass. I could see that yeah. The personal

trainers are like they're literally sculpting their bodies into whatever they go scoot up oh yeah turn down a little okay switch to that side. Maybe that's why all the personal trainers that I know are gay because they're trying to fuck they're the only ones who can stay in the

business because all the straight guys who get into that line of work are just going to fucking end up smashing girls until they torpedo their own career maybe i don't know but the gym i worked out in west hollywood well it was in west hollywood it was a lot of cop smoker you were a personal trainer no but i was getting oh i was getting personally trained in an environment you was getting trained no pause listen people i saw in west hollywood getting trained ludicrous timbulent eric andre 24k golden really who by the way has in New York Times article today that I haven't read yet. A lot of hip hop royalty in there.

Didn't talk to Ludacrister Timberlin. Didn't even look at me. Or Eric Andre, me in 24K, we bro-down. I feel like personally entangled to his career. Every time he does anything, I get tagged. It makes your life worse. Yeah, right? It's like, yo, rely.

Every time he does anything good, they're like, ha. Karma. I can't believe that is 2021. He's Pouscheisty and your EBG jizzle. Oh, my God. Leave this shit. Wait, wait. Speaking of former XXL freshmen from last year, the 2021 list leaked.

Allegedly. My ability to take that list seriously is very compromised by the fact that they spelled Coy Leroy, Coy Leroy. The Coy LaRoy. There's not a bad list, though. I did think it was a pretty decent list. But the thing is that in hip-hop, like, people have pretty short memories because this happens every year.

It's happened every year. Every year of fake list leaks. And I don't know if it's double Excel planting it because that would make a lot of sense. I know, but I think he kind of, he's posted it like almost every year. And a lot of times we end up posting it too because it's like it's such an easy post of like, oh, this list's going around. What do you think? And like, but some of those names on there that like, okay, the ESTG dude, I've started listening to it. And I told you, that's my favorite fucking album right now.

So good. I have to completely, completely agree on that. But I also don't think he's not going to be on the double XL cover. Like they haven't like he's too new because he just like, like, you know. He just started getting recognized on that level. Like, if they're going to put some, they're going to put push ice here. They're going to put Poussi. Huh?

Little, little baby just tweeted he's the new young Jeezy, bro. ESCG. Yeah. Well, maybe there is still time. But for me, it's like when people start bubbling, like, towards the end of the time period that they're considering. Yeah. Like, I agree that ESTG is blowing up right now.

But I feel like it's way too, like, early on, like, like, he, like, I don't really think that double X L is, like, probably going to put someone like him on the cover. But if they do, if they are doing the right market and everything, everything behind the scenes maybe well look i i had the same like feeling i guess when i saw that ss g ssg cobi and snot were both on there because i was like dude s s s gobie's lyrical lemonade video with snot literally just came out like a couple days ago and i'm like are they really that tapped into like his videos that had like 300 000 views 500 000 view like i would they really that tapped in i think both of those guys are good and i wouldn't be

surprised at them. No, no, not at all. But I also, I don't know. It's certainly up in there. We haven't even seen the part of the double XL cycle where they make videos. Although are they not doing that this year because of COVID? No, they're probably saying.

They're probably doing just stay at home videos or something. You would think. But the fact that they haven't even been through that really tells you that this list is not real. I'm disappointed in that list, though. You think so? Can we bring it up? The list is good.

The list is good, but there's a lack of Los Angeles on here. Oh, of course. None. Draco should have been on that motherfucker if it's real and Blas should have been on that motherfucker if it's real.

That's what I'm calling in now. Way too early for Blas. Draco, I could see. You think so? Yeah, because like... Blas is doing songs with anybody now. But I... Draco for show then.

Yeah, you're right. Drake for show. You're right that I agree that Blass definitely is somebody I can see on the cover because a lot of times they will have like one or two people who maybe haven't really blown yet

but they're mega talented. So they really want to put them in that position. I do agree with you the Blast could be considered. like this year and next year. And especially the music that he makes. He just had a fire song with Russ, too. Oh, yeah, bro.

Because Draco's mad about a fake list. But Draco should be on here, bro. Look at this list right here. Poo shi-steed is an easy one. Kidleroy is an easy one. Morey. Who is one of Ray? Quickson.

Nick, that song's amazing. What is that? What is that? I don't know. Can you put us down to? Oh, I know that song. Okay, okay. That's kind of crazy.

I'm going to learn about him. Chef G. Like, listen, Kribs. At the same time, it was like, bro, like, Drakeo got out of jail. Oh, no, I'm not saying that at all. Crazy visuals got a Drake fucking feature, bro.

I'm saying we never, we never had no real L.A. representation on these lists. Nigel. What, I'm saying, yeah, but that was what? Jaylor? Nipsey? What are you talking? Kyle? I'm in the last couple of years.

Ty? Within the last couple of years? Oh, that's the ones that like really like. Listen. Roddy rich. Roddy made. last year. I thought he was too big for that.

Listen, Draco the ruler. Come on here too. I think Draco could be on this, but this is the thing is I think a lot of artists don't realize that you have to really, really play the game if you want to get on these fucking lists. Like 24K Gold did not get on the double XL cover last year by accident.

The label definitely was kicking around, making shit happen. You are just not going to get on these lists. Unless, listen, if you're Poo Shisee, you're getting on the list either way because the list, the list sucks if it doesn't have Pushy and Kid Leroy. Like the list looks stupid, the same way that they look stupid. Didn't they not get Juice?

And they didn't get Cardi B. I think that made them stupid. Juice might have turned it down or something. Yes. But that made the list look stupid. When you can have the biggest artist and they don't want to do it, that makes the list look a little silly. So if they don't get push-sheet and Kid Leroy, then the list is going to be hurting because

those are the two of the most obvious breakout stars, you know? Can we be honest, though, too? A lot of people take out the fact that, like, the freshman list is like, no matter how much we want to look at like oh yeah like this person deserves it that person deserves it it's like bro it's really kind of for the new people that are really just getting their feet wet that are like getting a lot of success in that moment when they just are starting it's like bro draco has been rapping since like 2014 but that doesn't he has a new career now that he got i'm not saying that but i'm saying no but there's a lot of people bro who made the list three

four years after they was fucking popping the thing about rich the kid they put rich the kid on there and we all have known about him for like six years you know that's a good Richie Kidd have been fucking bitching about getting on there for those past three years before he's on. He reached a different level of start. But then he didn't even end up doing it. Exactly. But he had reached a different level with plug talk or plug walk. It was like, oh, this is a new area in his career.

I think you could make the same case for Draco. I think Draco's past that point of this, you know? Even when YGina and made it. It was different. Yeah, same as Sada. I guarantee they're fighting against Sada on there behind the scenes. Also, BFB the Pac-Man is kind of really making his pitch as well. he should be on that motherfucker, bro.

Honestly, that's a good argument. Rio should be on there. Rio and Babyface should both be on there. It's very easy to say that all these people should be on it. But in reality, you have to narrow this shit down. So it's like, if you're going to put a rapper from Michigan, do you go Sada Baby? Do you go BFB or do you go Rio? Or Babyface Ray.

Rio about to get locked up. That's a tough. He could be like the Chief Keith, though. They don't usually embrace people when they're, but the thing is, Chief Keith was so huge in that moment that they had to do it. I don't think they're putting Rio. I wonder, because Sada baby basically said, fuck that. Like, I don't want to be on it because they didn't put me on last year. And I thought last year was the right time.

You think last year was the right time? But also, if they're going to pick a Michigan rapper, they're going to give it the 42 Doug over anyone that we've just listed. Yeah, 42 Doug is on there. But also, I think Sada, like, if he puts up the right, like, also his album, if Sada puts that album and the album is doing super good, that would kind of, like, get him on there. But, I mean, I don't know when his album's going to come out. Sada just dropped the Nicki Mina's remix, man. Not just job, but... No, I'm just saying, like, within the realm of this

and got fucking Fortnite with his dance on that motherfucker, bro. He deserved to be on that motherfucker. Yeah, for sure. It's a tough decision. And he followed me back on Instagram, said he really deserves it. Sada? Shout out to Sada.

Sada, baby, is such a New York... No Jumper supporter. That's crazy because you're never here when Sada's here. I know. I never even met him yet. Not a real friend. Not yet. Not yet.

I was in a studio the other night. Shout out to him, man. That nigga worked. Been listening to his music for a while. Shout out to Sada, baby. And also, isn't ESCG? from fucking Detroit or from Michigan as well, isn't he? No, I think he's from

DC. He signed to CMG though. I think he's from like Kentucky or something. He signed a CMG. Yeah, something like that. But that nigga album is my favorite album right now. I got to listen to album. I just watch like 10 videos on YouTube yesterday. It was on stream. Go tap into Kobe. I'm telling you, man. So Fago should have been, okay.

Now I'm going deep. Yeah, but you know, it's always like that where there's people who have like people who are popping off on a real underground level and like, you know, it's You don't want to be on that cover until you got enough momentum that the cover won't look kind of goofy because sometimes the cover makes people like too exposed and then nothing

good really comes from it. But if they were going to, if this, assuming this is real, they were going to put a SoundCloud kid like Kobe. I feel like Fago has met, has had like bigger looks of like Travis Scott and fucking Courtney

Kardashian playing his music on his stories and like a lot of other like bigger co-signs. This is being put together by double Excel. They're influenced by whatever they think is going on in New York and they're influenced by the labels who are courting the fuck out of them. So a lot of times like the summers of the world that like you'll see people like, oh, summers and you're in the list.

Yeah, like people are actually insane when they say shit like that. You're saying that because you're in the SoundCloud world so deep that you don't see that there's a shit lot of other artists that they're thinking of. You have to be able to think of it from their perspective. Yeah, exactly. You know? And I think from their perspective, like, Coyleray, like you got to fucking put a girl on there and she seems like she's having a moment so now might be a good time to go with her yeah you know

it would have been nice to see bk the ruler on there that would have been crazy too it could i we could sit here for literally hours and talk about who should have been on like who would have been a better replacement or whatever but at the end of the day like you said is label curated mainstream who has the most uh potential to like be a superstar it's funny then when i look at this list because it really like hip hop is so like assuming that the the actual list would probably not be that far off from this. You basically have two types of rappers. You have street rappers and you have melodic sing-song rappers.

Because like, and there are people who are like on different. But when you have like ESTG 42 Doug, Chef G and Push-Ei-Sci-T are like they rap about the streets. That's why they're all like they wouldn't be able to have the careers that they have if they weren't like taken somewhat seriously in the streets. And then you have the other side of it. It was like Kilroy, Ian D. Nobody gives a fuck about their street card.

at all. It's all about making catchy pop hits. I like Kill LaRoy song, selfish. Two different worlds. Yo, Ken LaRoy has them fucking pipes on him, Paul. I was listening to him on that Justin Bieber album, but I'm like, Oh, wow. I didn't hear that yet. Yeah. I'm like, how the fuck was I just walking around in Australia in some neighborhood

with this guy, like a fucking year ago? I'm like, that is insane. That was actually almost exactly two years ago. Somebody was telling me. Oh, no, it was over the summer. So I think it was like a year and a half. Man, that kid. But honestly, once I heard his music, I was like, yeah, I see what's Because I feel like I heard his name before I heard the music

And then once I heard the music I was like all right They definitely found one here for sure Somebody had a viral tweet First Australian with a picture of Kidleroy like not looking very good in the photo And they just said like So you really telling me that that Juice World's team saw this kid And just knew that he was going to be the next big rapper It's not about

First of all We gotta stop throwing this rapper fucking title on anybody Have you ever really heard the Kid LaRoy rap I don't call him a rapper But Kid Leroy was a rapper rapping, rapping before he got put on. When I found out about him even more, it was more like rapper.

And when you look at the shit from fucking shout out to hello, yeah, seen that video, you get to see what he was rapping when he was way younger. You're like, oh man, he was really trying to do something different now. That's the fact,

but then think about like. As he blows up, they're like, he can be Justin Bieber. Like this kid can sing any song we put in front of him and he sounds good as fuck. So let's run with it. Yeah. And think about the same thing with like post Malone.

And then it's like, it almost puts them in a position to say something that could be taken offensively of being like if they keep calling you a rapper and it's like bro this nigga Post Malong does not rap. He really does not. No. Any more. And he came out at least with a bit more of like

hip-hop style aesthetic. Yeah. And then he completely ditched that though. But then with Kid LaRoy it's like number one like he like I saw the talent in him enough like I didn't want to sign him but I you know I wasn't signing people but I saw his shit and was like oh yeah let's do a vlog with him. The kid's super good and he had like a couple hundred thousand views. So

I felt kind of personally attacked when I saw them say that because I'm like, okay, cool. You found a picture of him where he looks ugly. Like I saw him and thought that he was talented early on. I'm not at all surprised that Juce's team was able to make the same conclusion. But it's 2021, bro. I like, like, little tech of blew up because he looked like a nerd. Like, you know, it's like nobody is fucking like caring about that shit, nigga. Like you could be ugly and be.

I like that about the industry now too. Yeah, bro. You could be yourself and win. You could be a kid in your fucking room. Like, look at BFB. bro. He doesn't give the fuck, bro. He is literally the perfect definition of someone who was himself, made

his own lane, and he is his him, bro. Like, nobody gives a fuck that he's a big boy. Like, he's doing his thing. Long titties. And he ain't never going to fuck Lizzo. I just want to put that. BFB. He could. They were on Instagram live together. Yes, he could. What are you talking about? That's the hater. That's like you said

like a fake fucking teeth, bro. The hater in you, the hater in you just would not let you. No, you guys don't know what I'm doing. This is reverse psychology. All right. BFBA. A, never going to get no pussy from Lizzo. Lizzo's never going to give him the time of day. She literally was on Instagram live with him with her

fans and his fans and she agreed to go on a date with him. If you make it sound like it's going to happen, then he's not going to have any reason to fight for it. No, I think he's fighting for it even more now. Would you actually want to fuck Lizzo? I think she's gorgeous. You would? Yeah, yeah. I think she's gorgeous, yeah.

Why don't you don't believe it? I just don't think you would be saying that you find her attractive. I told you how will fuck, Whoopi Goldberg. I've never heard you say anything. positive about any woman that looked anything like her, so I don't really... I don't believe that you think that she's a child. She doesn't look anything like any other girls you talk about. What girls are I talking about?

I was going to say, I don't know what girls. That is a good point. You don't really talk about girls. You're always talking about how, like, you think firefighters are hot and shit. Okay. Violation nation. I got a peeve. Adies guy.

Violation nation. I'm going to sit over here and interview. Yeah, come on, bro. Anyways, he over there being a hater. Being from Compton. Bro That's Adam every week So, AD, you're a

Huh? I ain't gonna break it All right Um Yeah, okay, so If you could give me a list of the five LA freshmen

Who would you be? Draco Blas Kalin, for real, for real Shout out Kalin. Shout out Kalin. Shout out all those people you named already.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. more two more my nigga a z chike and then one more I'll give it to rochy you gonna leave blue bucks out no I can't leave blue bucks out you gotta throw blue bucks out I gotta throw blue bucks I gotta throw Bino in too

it's a lot of people I think Bino I would give Bino like freshman lashing like Bino got songs with Nip like me and Bino did a video like three four years ago really yeah sure I think of AD really is tapped in in these streets yeah but shout out to Bino But brino, bino music is fire.

I feel like Blas getting it's just due right now. I feel like every song that Blas get on turns into a blast song. And the beats are, especially if he produced it or something. He produces it. He produces it. It's hard for it to, like, not sound like a blast song, even if he's just a feature. You feel I mean? I hate that motherfucker.

Well, you don't like bikers? No. I thought you said you don't like black girls. That's what it sounded like you said. Wow. I would never say something like that. Okay. If you could put together a list of the five top Nashville, New Hampshire, rapper.

The clam chowder boys. Who is the medley? The clam chowder boys are definitely. Actually, my whole top five is the five clam chowder boys. Yeah. They're hard. Little clam, big clam, dylon, dylan. Little clam, big clam, Caesar clam, gumbie clam.

Gumbie squaw. Gumbie squaw! You would set it so loud so many times on stream. on Friday that it was like hurting my ears so now I'm scared to say it as loud as you were saying it but the chat was spam and Gumbi squad speaking of the chat I was reading the comments

from last episode they really were fucking with the vibes they did like it like the long chill conversation we were there for two and a half hours almost three hours Jesus fucking Christ I don't even like you guys that much to talk to you off of that I was on seven and a half hours on Friday and I think it

might have been all the weed I smoked but I was like pretty much like I slipped a lot of it brain dead that I've ever felt in my entire life after that. What time you just start? Noon. That's what made it really crazy is that once it got going, we just had so, we started so early, we had mad hours to go. Because that's one thing I always noticed with the stream is it'll always like fizzle out

by like 11, usually. 11 p.m.? For most, most, and you start at 12? You're insane. But if you start at like six, it'll fizzle out. Probably maybe be done by like 11 or 12. If you start at noon, I'm used to like four or five hours, bro. Go to 11 or 12.

Yes, I know. That's what I'm saying. We might have a jack up. prices. So if you guys want to go play for 100 books, show up Friday. Because we don't know if we can really keep doing 11 hour days on Friday. Hell no. We got to jack the price up then. Right. Y, I'll be having people DM and me like, yo, I didn't get my stream song play on stream. It like, like the cue was too long or something. I'm like. Yeah, somebody also told me, hey, AD is my birthday. Say happy birthday. Ha, it's not my birthday. So they'd be fucking lie.

Dude, people are fucking so crazy. You can't believe anything that anybody says in the DM's No, I know. Like, it's literally insane. Yeah, I don't fuck with them. Where's my phone? Because I have a list. Where's the group chat? We were having a list and we had multiple talks about.

Oh, my God. You know what we got to talk about. The breakup of the century. Oh, Quaidon, sweet. Man, I'm hurt about that. You're hurt about it. Why are you hurt about that? Why?

Why are you hurt about this? You don't give a fuck. You're right. I don't give a fuck. But, you know, at least like a little bit, like, you really wanted to see them win? You know, when they're a lot, They're together for that long.

It just kind of feels like, fuck. Like, you guys seen it like two or three years? I think that snowflake emoji got sent in 2018. Wow. So they lasted, you know, three years. It seems pretty good. I think my read on it is that I bet she was super submissive and willing to deal with him cheating and all that shit. She was super submissive?

Yeah. In the beginning, she had no ability to, like, tell him what to do. And then he's just going to keep fucking on. You don't even know the nigger cheated, bro. She said it. Just because she said it doesn't mean it's true. He didn't deny it. doesn't mean

and also I mean are you fucking retarded like you really think that Cuevo I mean like I'm not gonna try with anybody's business on Front Street but you hear things and you kind of like listen if Cuevo was a devoted

husband and just was never gonna fuck around I feel like you might have heard that if he was chanced the rapper word would get out but then also was like like you said bro she was coming into her career she got a lot more bro think about her real estate property value has gone up.

It's the same problem with Offset and Cardi. Offset got with Cardi when Cardi was like barely, like she was just not that big. She wasn't taking seriously as a rapper for sure. And like obviously he's cheating, putting his dick in fucking God knows who. Allegedly. All of a sudden, she's the biggest rapper in the world and he gets caught cheating and she's like, well, you know what? I don't really need them.

I'm out of here. I don't need you anyway. You're going to cheat on me. You're going to publicly make me look like an idiot. Fuck it. I'm out of here. But Offset really fought like a toxic king. Cuevo does not seem like he's interested in that.

Yeah. Like Offset pulled out all the stuff. You know what's fucked up? Offset didn't have nothing to do with this and he was trending again. They were throwing him into it. But didn't he buy Cardi a present around the same time somehow? He came out to Roland Loud. Yeah, remember he came out.

I'm talking about like right now during the Cuevo and Sweetie breakup. I don't know. I don't know. But they just threw him into their. Honestly, that moment when he came out to rolling out, I thought that that was like a super grand gesture. Me too, but especially for him. That was the most non-migo gang thing I've ever seen any of them do. But they flipped it and was like, oh, he's so toxic.

You can't even let her have her moment. He tried to steal her shine from the show. I respect that. Go get your woman, nigger. But if she had not gone for it, then he would look toxic as fuck. She wasn't going for it. She wasn't going for it first. I know, and that's what made it seem toxic,

but then all of a sudden they were back together. You're like, oh, well, I guess they're back together. But, like, if it hadn't worked, you'd be looking at the offside like, Jesus Christ, he just took, like, the L of the century by not only getting his ass dumped, but then also putting out this grand gesture and getting rejected, that would be knife in the heart shit.

Okay, now, do we believe that Cuevo took the Bentley back? They said that was false. They said it was false. Fuck. I was really hoping that he really did that. I wouldn't want to do that. Can't you buy around Bentley? For sure.

But the thing is, if you buy, if you're in a relationship with somebody, you buy him something, bro. Oh, no. That's lame to take the shit back. Oh, well, call me lame then, nigga, because I, it was to the point to where I wanted to break into this girl's house and steal the Belantiagas that I bought for her back. My, man, little had them Balenciagas, man. Yeah, that's a fact, but my thing is that she never bought me no Balenciagas. I've been. She never did in the first place then.

I've never bought my girl something as expensive as a car and I could very much, like something that you're making payments on. See, that's the question. If you buy a girl a car and you're making payments on it and then you break up, you're kind of just what, keep making the payments? But if you're a real boss, nigga, go ahead. You can have that. And keep making the payments? Man, fuck it. You would do that.

You would keep making the payments. It depends on the breakup, bro. For a girl's car that you're no longer with, even though she's getting dick down by poo shiasty. Oh, my God. I mean, just an example. I'm still keep paying the car. I'm just saying, bro, if you're a boss and you did some boss shit, bought a fucking car in the first. place a Bentley a Bentley on top of it then let her have that motherfucker that shows that

damn this nigga really is that nigger so you keep making the payments man fuck it I'm not making the payments you're taking over the payments I paid for the percentage of the I paid for the down payment and I paid for the payments that have been but that's like this if you're really a boss you probably bought the car cash but that's what I'm saying if you're a boss you probably pink slipped the shit you feel me and two if you were still together you'll be paying for the shit anyway you know what I'm saying but you're not still together. That's just like having a burking bag. If you buy somebody a fucking burking bag. Oh no, I need my

burking back. What if you buy her what if you buy her I'm gonna start wearing it? You're gonna go slice them out in the middle of the night. That's what I was just gonna say. If you buy a bitch a whole new body, bro you buy a bitch a whole new body. Not even just the tities. You buy her new teeth. You buy

her new tities. You get BBL scoped it and all that shit. You got her looking right and then she just like you know what? And then you see her game. That's she's a shit in the club. That's cool. That means she's for the streets. Let the streets have her. She's going to try to come back.

You can't get none of that time and investment back. It doesn't matter, bro. Why? Who gave you permission to act like you don't care about anything? You know you would be mad. You know we're not going to buy this. Of course you are going to be mad. I would be upset, but I'm not going to take this shit back.

Honestly, if I feel like, oh, I have to take something back, that means that I care way more. If you're going to get it back, get it back in blood. And also, you got your own fire. You need security in the club. that's how you don't get push now if i'm if i'm super mad at a woman she does grimy something grimy to me where's your little brother where's your uncle harry where's one of them i'm a i'm i'm gonna knock on the niggis out yeah whatever but i'm just saying though like if you do if you do a boss move if you do a boss move and you you buy something for somebody bro yeah but that just shows

that you are way more heartbroken than it should quite well cool that's why i know that i'm not ready to buy a girl car is the same reason why i'm not ready to wear a chain is because i don't want the responsibility of what it would be like if somebody took that shit for me and I don't want to roll around with a security guard or a guy with a gun or have my own gun on me all the time just because I got a $50,000 necklace on and I don't want to buy a girl a $100,000 car because I know she breaks my heart and leaves me then I'm going to have to be extremely upset and probably take the car back. But if you're a multi-millionaire bro and you buy a $100,000 car, you're just like, fuck it. If you're a multi-millionaire and you think that you have enough

money to just buy someone a $100,000 car. It's more than that. You are not appreciating what your financial situation right now. Because I guarantee there's going to be a point in the future where you wish you had the $100K back. Yeah, but people do shit like that all the time. Listen, listen. Wait, no, listen. And we're not talking about a hundred because like, nigga, a hellcat is like $100,000.

Nick, no. A Bentley truck is probably like $300,000. I don't know what any car is ever. So I'm kind of shooting in the dark here. Yeah, it's way over $100,000. You know how lame? I'm telling you. You know how a lame deal, try to make them see.

he took that fucking car back in the media? No, I think that's the toxic king. I think that Future wrote the Bible? You think Future took any of them chains back that he bought her? A.P. That he bought these women? I hope he did. And I hope that she was tasteful enough that she didn't call him out on social media.

I hope that he recycles an AP. He ain't took nothing back. He's buying, he buying his new bitch and new AP. That's what he's doing. That's bullshit. I hope he has an AP that's made of all, like, the graves of all the women that he took them back. And they piece together a new one. And then look.

Dude, every nigga going forward, they have to go up to that standard. No, they don't. They're going to be laughing at you. They're going to be like, come on, man. I love driving around in this Bentley, the Adam 22 paid for. I love to heat off this fine China, the AD bot.

Bro, my broke ass, be with bitches that have fucked rich niggas all the time and I'd be laughing like, damn, like, I'm broke and I ain't doing all shit. You can still pipe them, but they're not claiming I'm a little house phone's woman. That's cap. I don't. House phone would definitely like get. with a girl who had just married

an 80 year old man and then he died and then she got like a couple million from him and then like Housephone links up with her and just like is just blowing through the couple million and then once the couple million gone the Coke runs out he's like damn this bitch whack I'm out of here I'm with that I'm with that I want to tell this story so

I want to tell the story so bad but this girl might be watching but just know fuck her no no just know one of my one of my let me tell you something the old me bro would have been like I'm taking everything back I'm taking the hair I bought

if I got a pencil at the house I agree with you that it's some boss shit to give her a bunch of fire gifts and then not take them back my thing is that I agree that doing boss shit is cool but my idea of doing boss shit is like maybe like valeting my car at a restaurant

not letting a woman keep a $100,000 $300,000 car if there's gonna be any time out of the week can type in Bentley truck If there's any time out of the week in which I'm perfectly comfortable doing some bitch shit and not some boss shit, it's going to be when I'm thinking about the $300,000 car that I gave to a girl. No offense, Lenna, but we're taking the car back. A car's going to the dealer, and I'm getting as much money back as I can. And that's why white people make great finance or decisions.

That's why they say Bill Gates rides around in a fucking Honda or something like that. That's why you're part white? It's like 200K. Okay. I mean, we could probably find my best. Why do we believe that she has millions of dollars? What do you mean? in her in her heyday, bro?

She's signed to like 10 people. I don't really buy, oh yeah, I forgot Vell's here. That's my jeweler, too. Oh, really? Bring me a ring. I didn't bring me a ring. I don't. For free?

No, niggas. I don't know. Maybe Iggy Azelia has more money than I'm giving her credit for it, but I know a whole lot of washed up rappers and ain't none of them got millions of dollars to be buying. Yeah, but she was like pop star rich. Bro, are you got to give Iggy some respect, though. Because when she was dropping fancy and all these fucking records, bro, she was killing it. for one.

It's a bold assumption to think that she held on to all the money that she made during the most prosperous part of her career because that's what every rapper does. But she's not a regular, she's a white woman from Australia that like probably is not spending as much as like a regular rapper. And she's independent now too. She can still, she's still dropping numbers independently that she can live very comfortably off of.

And the fucking Vamp fans are kind of invested in her now a little bit. They ain't listening to that project. Can you imagine him tweeting her album? she put a project I wanted they put out a song No have you ever heard the old Her I mean him

Playboy Cardi and Ruby Rose song No It is so Fucking bad Like her or him Her The whole song It's terrible

It's like It's like why would you just get in this Okay I did this when I was in New York I was gonna say Why would you like get on a song With some girl that you're like dating They're seeing

But I did that I mean there's probably a reason It never came out You ever do that? You go on a day with a girl, take her to do them? Hell yeah. Make a song with her. Trash the file in the morning.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no. You send her to file. You let her keep it. Hell no, no, no. You can't have that coming out of free feature. That's basically like you just paid your feature rate for sex. That kind of is like that.

Damn. And that's fucked up. But it was a girl I was dealing one time. She remixed one of my songs. Was it hard, though? It was okay. But she was so bad and I was like, she was okay. I was.

I was smashing and she was so bad that she would go around literally performing this shit like it's hers and I'll just shut it in the fuck up. You could just let it go into the radar. Yeah, I let go on the radar. But it was worth it. There can't be that many songs you have a female artist. We're so going to figure out this mystery in the comments. She busted my lip too with a water bottle. On purpose?

Oh, the water bottle? Yeah. And I stopped talking to her after that. Because of that. Yeah. She smacked you on the face with her or something? I'm surprised you didn't do the Gucci main to Mac Breezy thing. Boom!

Who's Mac Breezy? That bitch he punched in the face. on stage. No, I'm not with the domestic, so, you know, I'll let women know ahead of time. I've never been arrested for nothing domestic. If you put your hands on me, I'm never talking to you again.

That's what you do. Just walk away. I just walk away. I'm calling my dykes. What if she's with the ops? It doesn't matter. I got dikes on speed dial. I got too much going on to let somebody take me out.

You know what I mean? If I got dykes on speed out, I know you got some Oh, I got home girls that line you if I'm that angry. Is there a lesbian gang in L.A. That's scared of? The Gumbies. Imagine that look like a less. being gang and like real gangsters are like oh no no we don't play with the with the

bull cuts no we don't fuck with the bull cut but see if i do some some fuck boy shit and a girl attacks me because of what i did then that's like then that's different i don't want to get nobody to beat you up but no no i can't fuck with you no more because you're gonna think you could no no that's not cool at all like if you do something wrong and a girl reacts a certain type of way my nigga that's on you that's some relationship drama i'm talking about if a bitch just got you fucked up just violates the fuck out of you and does something some weird shit. Oh, they're getting ran. I'm calling the home girls. That's what I'm saying. I've never had a girl beat up

another girl for me. That's, I've never had to take that far. You haven't experienced life, man. Sometimes you really got to, you got to, because these bitches will be getting disrespectful, like, and you can't fight them. Yeah, I'd like this. Stay right here. All right, so. And you know what? They would do it to you. I don't know any girls who would be down to go fight someone

for me. Oh, I have a lot of them. I don't even know any girls who have probably fought here. Think about how many girls would do that to you. If you got disrespectful to them, they would call their homies or their... It's happened plenty times. I'm going to call my brother. call your bitch ass brother i'm gonna have to call you if i need to find some girls that are down a girl nobody like apparently no business that are down the brawl say you have some bidsies that were just coming at linda crazy online and you like you know what like i know where this bitch be at but i don't usually solve my problems with violence like normally if there's somebody talking shit

about me i just kind of let him let him talk yeah i don't take the martin the king route you did michael max for sure i'm in the middle somewhere malcolm x didn't kill people and i don't I don't think you hired girls to beat up other girls either. You don't know that. Were you there? I wasn't around, but I read the book back in, like, I was like 12, and I saw the movie one time. I'd actually like to watch that again.

Malcolm X might have some dikes on speed out, ready to put hands on the ice. Why do they have to be dikes? Because my home girls are dikes, and they are ready to fight, bitches. My home girls look like not scary farm monsters, bro. Not scary farm monsters? Yeah, like, you know, the Halloween. Actors? Why are you insulting your home?

It's cool. I don't want to have a pack of dikes to send that at someone. I want to have a pack of like pre-op trans girls who haven't had like any like hormonal surgery yet so they're still strong as fuck. Steven and that's not fair. I know it's not fair. But if they go to jail, they're going to nigger jail. Yo, that's transphobic if you say it's not fair.

No, I'm saying that's not. Women are women house phone. That's what I'm saying. Yes, that's right. Are women. So if you get beat about our trans gang. But if you're a trans woman, you go to nigger jail. is that true it's true

they don't put you in a woman jail I think that that is like a big thing that they're like fighting and that they want trans women to be put in jail with other women but in reality like you got a dick and you're in jail with a bunch of they're going to put that dick to use they're not going to just ignore that dick

that dig is getting used everybody in the women's jail you know how in demand a dick probably is but think about how dangerous that is to put like a full almost fully trans woman and prison with a whole bunch of niggas, like, if she got, like, tities and ass.

I agree, but I'm pretty sure that they want that. Like, they think that that would be more fair, which is insane. Also, that wouldn't be, like, safe. Talking about how in demand a dick is there, like, I bet sex toys in the women's jail are probably, like, the way that, like, dudes are, like, trying to get, like,

weed and fucking phones and shit. I bet they don't even care about a fucking phone. They probably just want a dildo. I wonder how hard it is to get a dildo in the women's jail. Somebody passes it to you during these combos. I don't know how the fuck we be getting to this. During your life.

We went from something that you hive from your mom to this. You're talking through the glass and you just like sliding a giant black dildo under the slide of glizzy through the glass. The glass. You slide a glissie through the fucking. You steal a hot dog at lunch and then you save it in your room so you can jam out later. You keep it for like six, seven days. It's all rotten. You start jamming out with it.

No, no, look. You got to edge it on the side of the bed and like molded. No, you can mold it into a fucking shank, a hot dog fucking knife. And once it wrinkles up and gets super hard, then you fucking just make it a stay up all night and just turn that shit into a fucking weapon and you plunge it into another woman's stomach. No, no, it should be a dildo at one end and then the knife at the other end, so it's multi-purpose.

How is that not an invention? Half dildo, half sword. Yeah, on a drunk night. On a fucking drunk night, you turn it over and you fucking. drunk night in jail drinking the fucking neuter yourself no what's what is that shit called like the prison wine that they make

have you ever removed a tampon string with your teeth yes i've got i told you this you did okay because i was gonna say i have a couple friends who told me they did that and i consider that like beyond things i would do well look okay what the all right so remember i telling you all about the crazy uh salvadorian girls i just fuck with whatever uh it was one of those nights we were drunk we were both drunk as fuck

we were both drunk as fuck in this girl's car in front of my apartment. We should not have even been behind any type of vehicle behind the wheel of any vehicle. We in the backseat of her car. It's like foggy as fuck. It's like 6 a.m. Like nobody can't even see what we're in, what we're doing. We in the backseat of her car.

She's like, no. Like, I think I'm still like, my period's about the end or something. I'm like, are you like spotting or something? She's like, it's like, I'm like spotting or some shit like that. Nika, spin it out. Just like that. Wait, but she's telling

that she's on her period. But she was saying that it was the last day that it was like, it wasn't. But your face is already so close to her. It didn't smell like anything. It was fine. But your face is so close to her vagina that you could just immediately, like, if I'm that girl and I don't want you to eat my pussy because I'm still in my period, I'm going to like, keep your face away from my vagina.

This is what I did. I took the tampon. I do not like that flavor. I bit the string, poured it out, spit it out the window. It's not for me. It was no blood on the tampon. It was nothing. Oh, well, that's good.

I don't... She had it in for, like, reserve. It was, like, the last day. I don't like the period of blood taste. Let me be honest. I don't even know if I ever tasted it. Yeah. The smell is kind of bad.

No, thank you. You know, if you guys don't know what it smells like, just take two pennies, rub them together, and then just smell your finger. Or go to Skid Row in downtown Los Angeles and just sort of hang out, wait until you catch a whiff of something nasty. I was in Skid Row on Sunday. It feels weird, too.

I was riding bikes with Began and them on Sunday. Wait, do you agree that it feels different? Fucking on period? Yeah. Feels good. Extra lubrication. You think it feels better? I feel like it feels gushy, but like not in like...

I've done it, but not raw. I've done it wrong. Condom sex doesn't count. I just want to throw that out there. I've done it raw with like a girlfriend, for sure. I don't... Like, I'll fuck a girl on the rag for sure if I feel super comfortable with her. But if I was like...

It's some random girl. Hypothetically, I'm single again right now and I'm like going to hook up a girl. She's like, oh, I'm on the rag. I'd be like, uh, yeah, I don't know. But then, like, do you ask for the top? I would ask for the top. But then what if the top is not even good? I would like to request some top.

I mean, you always take that risk. Bro, I've had some bad top before, though. Like, I thought, like, she was going to skin my dick off. I've had some bad top, too. Like some bad, like, some bad. Like, it was like, what the fuck are you doing? That's why when I see people getting married before they've had sex and they're, like, waiting to me. That makes sense.

I'm like, bro, are you fucking kidding me? Because you need to know how she's going to suck that dick. There's been girls You're gonna fall in love or not There's been girls that I thought I liked enough that like I really thought Like I'm gonna date this girl We're gonna spend years dating

We have sex one time I'm like oh my god I'm never doing this again But then you gotta learn people's bodies You gotta learn what they like But then sometimes if it's just that bad It's just no chemistry Sometimes girls really like

It just feels horrible Like the worst feeling ever Like it just doesn't even It feels like you're taking your book And you're taking your dick And you're taking an old book And you're just sort of like rubbing your dually

dick around on the pages of the book. It's like one of the Bibles that you get when you go to the hospital. Like, imagine what it would be like to just like sort of spit. Don't put your dick in the Bible. Okay. This nigga Adam is out here fucking Bibles. Okay. Another religion. The Torah for some reason. Priest 22 fucking the Bible.

I don't want to do that to Josh. Can everybody go to Adam's Instagram right now and type in Priest 22 on his comments? Put priest fucker. They've got an old issue of good housekeeping. Bible fucker. You put your dick in it. with a bucket of ice you put your bucket of ice.

Yo, what are you talking about, bro? This nigga lost his mind now. Who? On hood. I'm gonna pull up Yeah, five me.

The last couple of, what do you guys five to five talk about next? I'm just trying. That's how he would say it. What do you guys want? Oh, hey, Tony. What do you guys want five talk about next?

Hi, Tony. Eliza text me and said, tell Yuri the audio is muted. I don't know when she texted that, but Is that true? No, no, that was also as soon as the scene switch? Oh, well, we shooting a porn? When are we

Uh, yo, no, when we, uh, switch to the screen to show the academics list. I guess we're muted for a little bit, which is too bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Tiana Trump. Yes. Is that real? This is all, but somebody posted the screenshot of Tiana's terms of meeting up to fuck someone, but I think this is in 2016. Please not disagree.

Oh, man, I would buy this. I wish this was still the rate. What was I said? 250 bucks and you have to wear a condom? She says you don't have to wear a condom if you have a fresh test. If you have a fresh test. Please don't do this. This is my queen. And then you pay an extra hundred to go raw. If I was your girl, I'd be pissed off of you calling Tiana Trump your queen.

Shut the fuck up. God damn it. Every day. I only I only have one more thing on the list, but I don't know if AD probably is extremely removed. There's nowhere. Extremely removed. AD, David Dobrick. Who was that? Probably one of

the most famous, like, vloggers. Actually, if we were to show AD all these videos that are getting him canceled right now, he would probably think that those videos in particular are really funny. I'm not going to lie. I didn't see what the big deal was with the Seth guy at first. At first, when I heard it before I seen someone put it in a different light, I was just like, oh, like they played a prank on him. But then I was like, you know what?

Nah, that's kind of, that's taking it overboard. AD, how would you feel? Basically, they did two different pranks on this one guy, Seth, who just said. And he's black and from Compton. And from Compton, which that actually is an insane part of it. I'm surprised I haven't mentioned this to you yet. But he might be from your hood. I forget how he did the first prank.

How do you do the first prank that he kissed the dude? Okay. I only know about this one. But then there's the second one they had like a gorilla costume. Oh, I don't know about the gorilla one. I know about the old man. Okay, look, look. So they have a crew called, look, they got a crew called Block Squad, right?

So the nigger from Compton got a huge crush on this girl in the vlog squad. This badass little white bitch, right? And everybody knows he got a crush on her. So David Dobrick, who's like the head honcho of the vlog squad, he's like, we're going to play a prank on this nigga. And he has the girl dress up like an old man, like literally like old man makeup, old man, like mask and all that shit. He thinks he's making out with her.

But it really was an actual, was another member of the vlog squad, which was an old white dude. 40-year-old white guy. That's sexual harassment. So you would be mad if we somehow tricked you into French kissing a guy. I will beat the dog shit out of you. See, I know that you would feel that way,

but this guy, I guess they thought that he was going to take it in good faith. I would literally be here in rage and trying to try to break your fucking neck. But you would also be horny and turned on. No, I would try to break your fucking jaw. And it wasn't like, I would try to break your fucking jaw. That would be my last day had no jumper. I'm attacking at him for sure.

Look, don't have me kissing no wrinkly old fucking man. As I learned the details of it, as I learned the details of it, which made it more fucked up because it wasn't like it was like a peck. niggid they were making out for like 40 he thought he was kissing the girl he thought he was kissing the girl in in the makeup but then the joke became after that david told him i'm gonna get i'm gonna trick you into kissing that guy again and he's like no you're not you're not gonna be able trick me again or whatever and then somehow they arranged like a whole commercial so he was cool

with it no he was like not cool with it but then he asked to do it again which is that's like the damning evidence against him that's why i don't feel like david got canceled because of the tricking his friend into kissing a dude prank. The thing that got him canceled was that they had a video where basically like his homie Dom was was gonna hook up with these girls or whatever and then like I think the girls like

didn't want to hook up and then they like ended up hanging out longer and partying and they bought alcohol and some of the girls got drunk and then they had a three some of this dude and they weren't 21 either. I know and then they made a whole video about it about this like night I'm probably misrepresenting it because I haven't actually

seen the video in like five million years. Basically, the girls were too drunk to consent to sex. And now, as a result of David being wrapped up in that video and that whole scandal, there was this app that he was involved with called Dispo. He had to leave the app. There was fucking, he was like an investor or a co-owner in a woman's soccer team. He had to leave the soccer team. Jesus, he had all these sponsors.

All these sponsors have left them. Now keep in mind that David is not actually being really accused of doing anything. He's basically just being accused of like filming. what turned out to be a non-consensual sexual encounter according to this girl and like because like of him just having friends who are doing shady shit he's basically to pull back from all this shit like basically just I mean a lot of people are acting like his career is over he put on an apology video yesterday and I'm looking at the like dislike bar and I'm thinking like it looked

pretty good this might be a scandal in terms of like the overall community I guess but it doesn't feel like his fans are pulling back on him like I don't I don't think anything he did is so egregious that the fans are really mad about it. It's like maybe you had bad judgment that you got scummy-ass friends or like something like that. My advice, don't start a prank channel. Don't be doing pranks because pranks are sort of like... He says this as we're supposed to go do a prank tomorrow. Well, we're not doing that tomorrow.

That got to move back. Really? I'm pretty sure. It's not on the schedule anymore. And see, shout out the minorities. We're supposed to go film with them. Not them. The minorities is the YouTube channel.

They're so funny. Shout out to the minorities. Tell him we're hyped to do this video with them. I'm actually really surprised that you put me on to some random, funny YouTube shit that I haven't seen yet. I wouldn't even know about these dudes, but Trev is telling me, Trev goes, yo, these dudes that I went to high school with are like the black milk boys and they get mad views. You got to check them out. I watch like two minutes in one of their videos. I was like, this is the best thing.

This is insane. You saw the one when I went to Vegas? Yes. That's when you sent me, huh? That was one thing that stood out to me when I'm watching them is like the way girls are reacting to this dude. I'm like, bro, you are lucky that you are pretty because they are saying, crazy shit to these girls and these girls just going along with it because they think he's cute. They're super down.

Let me tell you something that's going on in the black Twitter world right now. Uh-oh. There's a fucking guy. Right? Kevin Samuels. No. He's the opposite of Kevin Samuels. He tries to, his name is Derek Jackson, bro.

He's been going fucking crazy, bro. Kevin Samuels and Derek Jack. Kevin Samuels, basically everything Kevin Samuels tells women, he says the reverse. And he uses God. He'd be like, listen. And no, ladies, you do this, you do this, you do that. And all that, yeah, but, yeah. He got, he got caught.

Like, he always says, oh, he's married, you treat your wife right. Kevin Samuels, basically he don't know what he's talking about. Gilly called him out today. I'm glad Gilly did it. This guy and Kevin Samuels, I think both have something very in common, which they sound like they're popular for basically telling people things that they already want to hear. Yeah, but that's why you love Kevin Samuels is because he's telling you things

that you already thought, but that you weren't really hearing anybody say in the public arena. He speaks for me. He's the goat. A lot of people like yourself didn't feel spoken for, at least within hip hop and shit, somebody like you who's a just stark, raving, mad chauvinist, you didn't really feel like you want your Rush Limbaugh. You want your Donald Trump. Like, who's somebody that's going to represent me and be a total asshole

and make me feel better about myself by being a bigger asshole than me? The goat. I think it throws up to black power. That's why I listen to Poo Shasty. I'm not going to go shoot up somebody's house, but I'm going to listen to this guy talk about it. No, but this nigger, bro, like for years, he's been getting millions of followers,

having all these women, bro, are just like he's the best guy in the world. Nigger paid a girl $1,200. Got in the bed to him and his wife share, my nigga. And everybody who's on to fuck that, nigga. That's the guy who is trending today for cheating. I didn't know that. Yes.

I have to dig in on that story. I mean, if you're a hypocrite... You ain't been holding it down, nigga. You were talking bad about us. You've been throwing niggas under the bus. the whole time. Suck a dick. If Kevin Samuels gets caught cheating,

everyone's going to be like, okay. He never acted like an angel. He's like, obviously, this woman wasn't up to his standards. Shut up. Shout out to fucking Kevin Samuels. Derek John,

you fucking cheater. 1.1 million views on Kevin Samuels right now. Kids out there, if you haven't seen it yet, go watch those. Yeah. I literally was like getting so much game. I was like,

I don't even want to say anything. I got the Messiah giving me the other game. The massaginous Messiah. Whenever I do a podcast with AD, it's like he's got like a banging song playing in his headphones. If I agree with something, I'm like this. When I'm listening to somebody and they're saying stuff and I'm just kind of keeping the comic going,

I know as I go, hmm, hmm, hmm. And I go, hmm. Someone in the comments gave me a list of things that I say all the time, but it was like, you say like 30 fucking things. I'm like, okay. You say like all the time.

You just had it right now. I know. I really do. But there was like a time where you kind of like made us be quiet and like we're going to make this point. And then you had a hard time getting it out And you just said like 40 fucking times And I'm like I know I'm gonna read a comment about this

And my shit was at the end of the day I don't even fucking say anymore But everybody else says at the end of the day So much that is the one thing I'm a visionary New York to Atlanta to California to Florida Every goddamn person I know says at the end of the day I'm a visionary

White people, black people Every side of the world I really wish you would have named your show At the end of the day My new show is gonna be called The Gunn' The Gun Gumbie squad this fuck her I'm surprised you haven't hit the blind and you have been set this gumbies shit you got to come with you got to rob walka-flokka

for his gumbie chain I hate days like this I'm sure he got rid of that I love walker flogga by the way I hate days like this where I'm gonna end the day like eight and I want to eat some edibles right now but I'm gonna probably go to bed by midnight so it's like I only have like four hours and like it takes like almost an hour for the edibles to kick in so I've really something I'm only gonna be like for like three hours. That's some weed crack-ass shit that you really broke that down.

So, like, you really like... I just want to take it anyway. And you know what the thing is? You have enough edibles to take more tomorrow. I didn't even think that I had any edibles and then I found one of the chocolate edible bars in my bag. That should probably been in there for weeks. Probably mushrooms.

You're right. No, I have a mushroom bar as well because Sada was saying they wanted to take it, but then we didn't end up doing it. You want to see me do my dance and AD's under pants. That's, bro. Why do you keep sus? today. Sussing.

Adam will be rubbing off. Adam is never rubbed off on me sometimes. Pause. Adam has never rubbed off on you. You better not rub off on me either. Allegedly.

I still haven't watched the wood, but I'm working on it. Bro. I got some wood for you to watch. I'll watch it. Okay. See, whenever someone agrees with the such shit,

that's someone that's like, yo, pause. Okay, me being black, am I allowed to make such jokes? Yes or no? Yes, you can, if you want to be gay, then that's fine.

But you have to be careful because Tyler the Creator made all these gay jokes and that all of a sudden he's sucking a dick one day. I just don't want to say that. I mean, he's kind of acting like he's a little bit of. I don't think that Tyler is gay at all. Why are you trying to act like he's a Hilfiger?

I just thought that it was like, known. Have you seen Tyler the Creator with tears running out of his eyes? Brody. No, because he has the taste to be low-key with it. Deep-throat in a glass dildo. I bet he's been on tear mode. He's been on Zay-Hill-Figger mode.

I just I think that Tyler is He's got to be like one of my Tear mode Like celebrities though Just in the sense that like He clearly He hates everybody

Is just not sharing a gigantic Portion of his life with the world And just gives them Little bits Little hints in the music I love that It makes people listen to the music more Is this all like you know

Who else would Would basically come out By rapping about like Fucking oiled up Hot dudes with funk flex Who else would do that? that. That was my style. I thought that was fucking funny. I thought it was funny too, but I think he was trying to tell us something. You know, he's really, he really has been like that

since like high school. He always made jokes like that since day one. He will have a Vogue cover one day when he gets married and he'll come out like that. He'll have like some big look where he's like, you see that Ellen lost like half her viewers because it came out that she was a fucking meanie. A meanie. I don't know how else to describe it. A meanie genie. That's basically what they said is just this. She's a meanie and she was mean to her staff and nobody likes her. Yeah, we're all, all your audience. We're all going to stop watching your fucking show.

Ellen can't do no wrong. She's fucking Dory from a Fondimo. I mean, I've never been a huge fan. I remember when she was like, oh, it's so amazing that there's a lesbian and she came out and she's got a TV show. Now it's like, who gets a fuck if she's a lesbian? She's a meanie. Lil'B. Ellen DeGeneres.

Ellen DeGeneres. Delete that off YouTube, Lil B. She's an abuser. You know, the fact that Lil B literally like popularized, like basically just saying, like, I think that I'm whatever random celebrity. And like, bro, little B does not get his flowers. He said, looking like Obama, but I got a shotgun. Yeah.

Looking like Obama snow. Well, Lil B is a fucking goat, man. Looking like mega Obama snow every time I bomb a ho. What? Toronto. Do you see that fucking chromia, cromita? Oh, cromita. A foot job shirt.

It's literally her like this jerking off a guy with her feet. I wish that that was me in the picture. She's bad, but I kind of wanted to buy the foot job shirt, but it was $80. Honestly, I would buy that. It was super hard. No. What do you think that means? NFT it.

Fuck NFTs. I'm going on record, and I don't care if they end up all being worth as much as Bitcoin. I like NFTs. Hey, Coulche Boy just sold a tweet today, bro. That was dope. You just like the idea of people selling things that don't actually exist. Yep. Like, I want to do it.

I feel like I've done that already so many times in life that like... Yeah, because nobody's getting their shoes. No, right. Here we go. Don't put that on to me. That's a good one. That was fucking, God damn it. What about all the thousands of people that have already posted their shoes?

What about all the thousands of Kadamas that I found today? They had orders on them. Where do you find those? See? There we go. Exactly. Look. Is he all mad he got?

No, because I would then have to consult with my shipping department. and say, hey, Josh, hey Riley's girlfriend, or Yuri's girlfriend, sorry. Sorry, Yuri's boyfriend. We fire the canaumas not going out that are being ordered from nojumper.com. WTF.

Thank you. Thank you. That was a good. I had a good comeback. Yeah. Why are my blamies coming in? Mr. Big Bad Gangster? Huh?

Oh, my God. I was supposed to get a shipment of blamies. Okay. Now you want to get No Jumper, a RICO fucking charge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Why are we talking about fucking arms? You are the head of No Jumper. I have one very serious question to ask you guys before we wrap this up. What? Do black guys, when you're alone, do you fart and wave it towards your face so you can smell it better? What? What kind of question is that? This has been the No Jumper Show.

Have you never done that? Like, comment, and subscribe. Follow me on Instagram at Little House phone. If there's any black men who want to let me know in the chat, have you ever smelled your own farts, I would love to know. I just, I want to know if it's only a white guy thing because I'd be smelling my own farts. Now, sometimes my farts be so disgusting that like, it'll, like, amaze me that, like, this, this rotten smell came from my body. That's why I'm trying to snort a line. Whatever.

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