No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 88

Episode Date: March 31, 2021

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He actually, that was the first name that he said when I asked him what other battle rappers I should fuck with. He out here. Mukis. Mm-hmm. Really? Mm-hmm. I was willing like three days ago. You came in like a gangbanger from the 90s today.

I like it. Got to keep it authentic sometimes. Bro, what the fuck is wrong with house fun? I came in. Oh, we got Vell. Let's get Vell in here. Come on, Bell. But either way, bro, I was really excited to come on a podcast today because there's so much good shit to talk about.

I'm in a good mood. I ain't smoked weed all day. so I'm feeling very, very fresh. Yeah, I know you're going to put an end of that real quick, Vell, a piece of shit. Give me the first hour before we start rolling up. Do you want to know what I want to talk about? Yes.

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Man, I'm trying to bet on some shit for sure. We need to do another one of the blogs where we just, the company just gives us some shit to play with boss. That's what I'm saying. My bookie, just give me, don't give us money for that ad read. Just like, give me money on the site so I can blow it off on like a seven point parlay like an uncut gems. I want to fucking bet on something that is so unlikely to happen that it will literally never happen. And not get shot in the head. That is kind of how that went.

Yeah, for sure. It was a fire ice movie. Best movie, right? I just watched it. I never thought less of my girl than when she told me she didn't like that movie. That hurt me in my heart. I'm like, I don't know if I can trust you about anything else now. She got to watch it again.

But it was like very high strongly. She don't, it's hard for her to like just chill and watch that. For me, having, you know, watch people be murdered and have their faces ripped off on the internet with you guys. I can watch uncut gems and yeah, he gets blasted in the head, sure. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Yo, I watch episode two of Snowfall. night. I think I'm finally like, I'm going to watch this whole thing.

Bro. It gets better and better, bro. You watch it too? What's that? Oh, man. It's about, it's on, uh, gotten into LA in the 80s. It's on Hulu. It's about fucking, it's John Singleton's series about just some, some kid in the hood and basically his life just goes out of control from there selling dope, basically. It's, it's kind of like a new wire, basically, because they have different point of view. So you also got like the FBI agent and how their involvement was how. they're not able to crack into the 80s as well. That is a really good point.

And the Hispanic side as well, too. I didn't actually really think about that, but that is a very, very good point. Because that was what made the wire so good is that at the same time you get to see the life of the dudes on the streets, see the life of the cops and see the life of, like, the reporters. And then like even like the, it wasn't my favorite storyline, but when they sort of, wait, they're showing you the white people on the docks and like that part of crime and shit, it sort of like takes you through all the illegal shit in a whole city. like training day. I thought you was going to talk about

when they made the fake, the serial killer, you know what I'm talking about? What? Remember they made like the fake killer and then the cop was his name of Notti was calling in? Oh, okay. So they could get the investigations and shit? I thought you were confusing with the Scrant and Strangler for a second. No. Who is it?

What? Who is a Scratton Strangler? On the office. There's like a serial killer throughout the show and you never really find out who it is. But there's a lot of fan conspiracy theories that think that it was Toby. Yeah, I believe so Because he was on the jury and shit

And he wasn't there Anytime that they was watching When the shit was happening Right Think about it It is a really weird plot When you think about the fact That that was just included

Within the office Like it's so unlike Every other plot That's going on in it Yeah I just want to call out Vell This is the first thing I said doing I felt it coming

I felt it I'm looking at Vell's story At fuck Vell on Instagram 2Cs F-U-C-V-C-V-V-E-C-V. And I see Vell cruising around and he got his girl

drinking, lean, raw out the bottle. And I'm like, Val, this is a reminder that you're a different type of dude. Yeah, man.

She's grown. She's grown. Maybe a little too grown. I don't know any girls that can handle that, man. I didn't put a gun in her head and make her do it.

We don't know that. We don't know that. That might have been part of this whole thing. She was wondering, I'm like, go ahead. That was some gecks of shit.

Who were you raging out about on your, your post today. You're like basically saying any motherfucking ass hang on the nigga doing good. You know what I mean? And you're basically saying like,

yo, tell me if I'm misinterpreting your tone, but you were kind of like, y'all want to talk shit about my car, but I grinding my ass off of this car and I come from Jack shit. Like, you feel me?

So if I'm happy about some shit and I want to, nigga, be happy, let me be happy. Let me give you your props, my nigga. I was happy that you got that fucking car, bro. You know, no EDD,

no stimulus. None of that shit, nigga. You feel me? So it's like different from me, you feel me? Right. Especially coming from, you know where I come from. I know. Welcome from the fucking streets. The cauldron.

For real. Real talk. It's cool. My first car was a Dodge Neon and I was happy with that shit. And everybody was laughing, but I was like, man, I got me a car. Got a wet. Yeah, I can, I'm mobile. You feel me where we had? Oh, out of here. I'm moving. I had a Buick Regal. 96 Buick Regal. I was pushing that thing. I had like seven buckets before I got like a nicer car.

But then what are you concerned, nice? Oh, ain't what I got now. Brand new Honda, Civic. I had a little 95 hondas and shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to see AD pull up in like a Hellcat or something. No, you know what I got already, man. My nice, my nice Benzo.

You want to be a Hellcat guy? Nah, you know. Foreign Zones, man. A. M.G. If you pull up in a Hellcat, I feel like that's your just way telling everybody like, I am aggressive and toxic and I won't race you. I do illegal shit.

You in a Hellcat, you do illegal shit. I'm about to get a new AMG. Yeah. Yeah, I was. C63? No, I ain't going to tell anybody. I think the cops should pull over everybody in a Hellcat.

He'll get an S-63 or something. He'll get something wet. Me and Adam was supposed to get the electric BMWs, but I think he's over in there. I mean, honestly, I do want to get a new car. And I had that conversation with Jason today where he's like, you should do a video where you go with Ben Baller and buy your next car

and get some fly-ass shit. And I'm like, Jason, the problem is... I don't want no fly-ass shit. My car is kind of at the maximum of... I don't want to go flossier. There's more. If anything, I would like to go less. I have an idea.

What? Me and you crash our cars together. Ooh, and we form one car, a zebra car. A hybrid, a BM Sadie's. Why don't I have a black car and you got a white car? What's up with that? And then you have a white car too. I'm not having a white skin.

I got a white car too. That's funny. A black Adam. But you know, that's the thing I hate is that having a black car, my car just gets so goddamn dirty. But white gets dirty too. White gets dirty. I think I'm going to go silver next.

But do you feel like you can. see the dirt as well. Like, if you got the bird shit treatment on your white car, would you feel like it was less of an emergency to get it fixed than the black car? Because when I go out there and I see white bird shit all of my car, it is like, I don't want to be alive anymore. I want to take this car to the dump. There's black bird shit too.

And I'll get a new car. But bro, you park your car right where the pigeons hang out. It's like 300. Right under it. He hangs, his car hangs right under 300 pigeons. Mine's back a little bit more. But I have gotten fucking hit with the pigeon juice. Parking where you park.

No, but one time you came here mad as fuck, he was like, he was a fucking car wash, man, these fucking pigeons. Yeah, but that's the thing is that the first time that you park here and you get hit with eight bird shits

while your car's here for like 45 minutes, it seems so fucked up. I'm so used to it now that I'm just like, I think I'm going to bring the BB gun here next time. We should have it. We should just take their hood over. You can't just shoot a bird and then think all the other birds are going to go talk about it and be like, damn, that one dude capped me. He capped Gerald.

We better not go over there anymore. Gerald, the pigeon. Imagine the birds were that smart. That's the name you name your pigeons. We're still trying to figure out just why the bird's epidemic is so crazy. Like, why are there so many birds? I don't think there's any food being sprinkling. But actually, somebody hit me with a conspiracy theory the other day.

I forget who I'm like maybe the neighbors are covering your car in bird food so that they will shit on it. And I'm like, there's no bird food. Like where? Wouldn't I? I think it was Josh. Like, where am I? Like there has to be bird food for the, before I would even consider that possibility. Now that I heard that, I'm about to go to Petco and I'm just going to let a rain with fucking bird seas all over this motherfucker.

Right in the front. I'm putting sugar in your tank. Pause. Pause. Oh. I'm like, well. Oh, another idea. We get the X-Lex and we let them all just explode in one day.

Yeah. That doesn't work, though. I don't think they're going to explode. Oh, it works. Listen, listen. 80 gets all his facts from Urban Dictionary. Head on over to Google and type both of those things in with the word debunked. Because I'm pretty sure that I've looked up those two things before.

I've definitely looked up the sugar in the tank and read a long-ass article about how it doesn't really fucking car. Sugar in a tank of a fucking cora. I think it'll fuck your car up, but it's not like you're gonna just, it's not gonna turn into a piece of shit like overnight. Which I always thought that really, if I had beef with somebody, I could go and just fill their car. You put a bag of sugar in the nigger shit. It's over. I think we might need to pause this again because having sugar in their tank, I have learned. It's slang.

And I think it's the funniest thing because it's like literally just describing having male ejaculate in your booty hole. Pause, man. I mean, that's what they're going to say. bro like on five five crypt that's what you're always you always got to do i think i think if i just stop talking about it you're going to start doing it because you always look at me after what you're like this weird huh awkward-ass look like why are you looking at me that's me and you know actually i always tell you about different conversations i have my personal trainer but i had that conversation like because he thinks it's so weird that i will make gay-ass jokes and at one point i had to explain to him

I'm like, yo, does you know, all them rappers you see me around and shit? They do not think that shit's funny. I'm like, that's me and not them. Like, like, the lightest, like 1% of the kind of jokes that I feel comfortable making around like you would send Quavo into a fucking tailspin. He's not ready. I said, like, all this shit I said to A.G. In my life of all the weird ass, see, but it's fucked up because I've been nice. And then he said, as long as you know me, you would have.

Never coming me like that. Now he's like, okay, he's my fucking friend so I can tell him all these gay shows. I'm fend to let him back. I could just say shit about tearing his ass up. For! Speaking of urban dictionary, that was funny, the shit that I was telling you

about the snake dye. And he was like, this shit isn't true. What was it? Like, you eat, oh, you drink piss. What? He's showing me this guy who makes you, Instagram videos where he goes, hey, fatty, you're going to be fat.

for the rest of your life unless you drink this snake piss. And AD's like, oh, man, Ady's like, if I had to lose weight for a movie roll, I would do that die. I'm like, you're not going to lose more weight by drinking. You drink your pee and you keep doing it. You just recycling the water. What is it about human beings that they're so desperate to believe that there's some reason to drink your own piss? If you ever seen a movie 127 hours, he drank his own piss and survived. I don't know what that is, but have you ever seen Waterworld?

Yes, I have. And when he's out on that boat, and that's the first scene in the movie is that he's, like, peeing into this contraption and cranking it and turning into drinkable water. I'm a kid just thinking, like, holy fuck, you can do that? No. So, 127 hours is a true story about this guy who went, like, BMX riding or something in the canyons. Relatable. And then a fucking boulder, like, crushes his arm, and he can't move at all. And he's down there for 127 hours.

He can't move at all. So he ends up to stay a lot. He filmed the whole thing. He ends up staying alive. He has to drink his own pee and his little flash that he has and he ends up cutting off his fucking arm and he gets saved.

Spoiler alert. Wow. He's a lot today. I'm never watching that movie. I don't want anything to do it. So you can drink your pee. You can. And survive.

The movie said it. You're comparing your life as a person with a decent amount of money living in Los Angeles to that of a man trapped under a boulder in a cave. Sometimes you got to do what you got to lose weight. Hey, man.

To lose weight. Imagine that guy dropped under the fucking boulder, just looking down at his love handles, just thinking like, I swear I'm going to lose weight once I get out of here. Yeah, just drop the pigeoness on me. That would be the best feeling of, like, me. I'm like 234 right now,

and I'm really trying to get to 200, and I'm all of a sudden, like, hardcore for the last three days. Who knows how long that's going to last? Friday. Friday's where it's going to get stuff. You'll eat a burrito? Ideally not. but what was that saying?

I forget. You're going to drink your piss to get the 200 pounds in a week. That's literally what you were saying. It's scientifically proven. Val, are you going to come hang out with us on Friday? Of course. Because we're doing the live stream again and I just want to like, like house phone always kind of derails this conversation

because he always wants to talk about his fucking live stream, which he does after this podcast. Normally, we actually have no idea where he is and we haven't heard from him. He's pulling the you dig right now. I don't know when is last time you updated this story. was but just so everybody knows like if you're wondering where house phone is we're wondering the same thing i know how to find them thanks yeah give me dangle a bag of ketamine off the roof and they'll just swoop in like a seagull give me give me 17 17 pounds of ketamine drop it around

out like we'll catch him if we find a girl who does ketamine she'll sniff them out yeah yeah definitely i have no idea where he is and i was looking forward to talking to him because he didn't write back either huh i didn't wait this morning yeah you're right because i did say send some links this morning to our group chat and we've been talking all week but then I don't think he responded today hopefully he's okay yeah that's crazy you're worried house phone anytime we're having a conversation like this or the one that we had about you dig I'm really worried because I'm like how is this conversation going to sound if something actually did happen to him you're probably about to laugh right now and that's going to seem kind of weird so again I really

hope he's okay I'm starting to think there's not a scradding strangler there's no jumper strangler going around. All these no jumper employees you start disappearing. We got a slot of Yassie's address. Hey. Well, I know I'm going to be last. When I walked in the office,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I went to be the first one. I walked in the office, I said, okay. Can't take out the blammy? Today, in terms of like, appropriate employee,

employer stuff, me and Yash are going to recreate the quibone sweetie fight. Well, they laughed when I said of you apparently didn't think it was that funny. I thought it was funny because that was like the thing that happened like an hour ago. But we're not going to talk about that for now.

It's just too good. Like we got to like buy our time and make some small talk before it. I know we can talk about. What? Let's talk about it. Don't topic it up. No, no, no, no. That's 45 minutes.

But yes, this is some very good cushy. Although I'm really hoping that nobody rolls up for a period of time now because I feel like right now is the first time that my brain has felt cush free since Friday. You know what's crazy? What? I've been smoking every day this fucking month and I can't believe it. And why the fuck you keep falling asleep after one hit every Friday? I've been falling asleep everywhere.

Really? Yes. That's the problem. Passed out everywhere. High as fuck, but. Where else have you fallen asleep? Everywhere. Restaurants, fucking karaoke?

Right. I've just been passed the fuck out everywhere, man. Wow. So have you thought about just not smoking weed since it seems like it's having such a horrible effect on you? But it's like, I feel like a bitch if I stop. Yeah, I noticed that. And I felt like I came to understand AD and how easily he succumbs to peer pressure.

because when we're on the live stream, except crack. Allegedly. You didn't live through that era. It's kind of like a fringe passion for people our age. But anyway, like, or your age, you're a little younger than me. It's kind of out of the ordinary. It'd be a crackhead when you're like a rapper these days.

But anyway. True. That's fair. But they pick more exotic things than crack these days, I think. But either way, let's not, shut out Hunter Biden. Because he's a modern crackhead, you know. Who is that? Hunter Biden.

You couldn't put it together. You asked that. You're talking about how many other Biden's, you know. Joe? Yeah. Oh, okay. But, yo, okay. So what I was going to say is so we do these live streams on Friday.

And for the record, Friday at noon or one, we're going to do one. We do these live streams. We listen to your music. The last two live streams that we have done, you guys have really pushed us to the limit. 11 hours each stream, 15 blind. months per stream. Me, Yuri, Kiki, A.D.'s brother has been the cast, and then AD has been there, but AD keeps making trips back and forth to the couch. And on last week's stream, we actually moved one of the cameras so that the fans could see the view of us and the view of A.D.

passed out on the couch at the same time. That was funny. It felt like it really added a lot to it. Anyway, but this is, our audience is going to hate us for this, but basically we've increased the price from $100 to $100 to $100. $20 on the live stream. Basic idea being that I don't know if I can keep doing 11 hours. So either you guys are going to have to like

donate less or continue to donate at the same level because we got to find a way by like increasing the price or something to get this closer to like 7, 8 hours. That sounds a lot more reasonable. As long as I get seven net breaks and I'm fine. 10 minute breaks. But it's funny because AD always leaves and goes and tries to do

something else and then that that other thing he tries to do is like horrifically fucked up as well oh my hey fun fact i go to the fucking liquor store yesterday right you're too high we're not selling your liquor no i go to the liquor store yesterday and i see this fucking homeless guy outside i get him a sandwich and i get him some water i've seen five million homeless people outside of the store and i have never even thought about buying something so you are a great man i said let me just do something nice and I gave it to him. He was like, you have any cash?

And I was like, nah, I ain't got no cash. He was like, I owe you, man. I said, nah, you don't owe me, man. God bless you. He was like,

I got some meth. I get you high as hell right now. I was like, nah, you got that, bro. I was like, oh my God. Wow. Why, we even,

bro. But if I wanted to do some meth, that would have came in clutch, would have got me to meth. Literally. That is a good idea. So, moral of the story.

Hang out of the 7-11, you're going to find a meth head. Sandwich is a gateway drug. Shout out to all my meth heads. It was a turkey sandwich as well. Gateway. Can I get a meth head in the chat? No.

That's our new gang. That's what we bang. You're from Long Beach, so it's a little too close to home because like half a Long Beach is doing meth. Smokers. Hey. Downtown Long Beach, I didn't really know what the meth culture was really like until I moved to Long Beach. They're pretty low-key, like. I got asked for tar on my first day in Long Beach by some random-ass junkie.

And honestly, never happened again after that. But day one, it happened. Shout to the Gumby's squad. Shout out to the Omelet Inn. You've been to the Omelet Inn? Nope. Where's that at? I'm just going to assume they got shut down because of COVID, but that's a Long Beach

staple right there. Omelad Inn? You might not have ventured that far downtown. On Atlantic. On Atlantic and Ocean, I know exactly where that shit's at. That's where I saw the guy with the gigantic fat neck and we just talked about it for months and months and shit. I found out it's a goiter.

It's just like a giant. It's like a tumor? Yes, like a growth. But it takes over your fucking. neck, bro, and you all of a sudden you look like... The job of the head. This dude had like a normal body. Picture me?

But then like the biggest fucking like a neck brace of blubber around this dude's neck. It was one of the first days in Long Beach and we talked about that guy so much and I feel really bad because he probably... He could probably like kind of tell on the street

that we were like staring at him and I feel like... He's used to it though. For sure. Yeah, when you walk around with a giant goiter, you know. See, if I had that I'll just be like poking at it. I mean, I'm assuming he took whatever steps he knew of to take to get rid of it, right? Is it like the elephant disease? Yeah. Elephantitis?

I think it's different. That's exactly what it is now. I feel like it's a cousin. I think it belongs in the same category for sure. Why don't get that no more? I don't see anybody with the elephantitis anymore. I don't think they go to the club, but, you know, there's probably still people getting it. It's probably got vaccine for it.

Imagine if that was one of the side effects of COVID was that you got elephantitis. and all of a sudden you have like a giant fucking baseball mitt for a hand. Yo, there was some dude down to that way. That shit would fuck shit up because not only where we have these crazy ass death rates, but also it would be like dudes leaving their girls because all of a sudden they have a goiter hand. Why would they leave their good girl?

You tell them you stick around for a goiter hand? I'm just like, like me and my girl, our relationship is just going to be different. It's so serious. Like our relationship is going to be different And if you have a giant fucking moldy, fucking vainy, fucking meat for a hand,

bro. Why in your hand, don't jerk me off. I was just thinking about the hand, but like, yo, like, like,

that is fucked up to think about. Would you leave your girl if she had a giant tumor growing out of her fucking head that was as big as her head? Yeah. Your girl's here,

so you really can't answer, but. Sianaro. I'm playing. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, because like, what if,

like, I feel like I can't leave my girl because we have a kid and shit, but then also like, oh you can like what yeah I know dudes do that

what if you got the back the back see but this is this is the thing do you think our only fans career would be over or would it take on a new life

take off if I go crazy I'll probably put you on the circus I think they got rid of the circus partially because of that the circus needs more freaks that's where the circus fucked up

is they just started to fuck with like elephants and like tigers and shit now like bring me a bearded lady bring me a don't bring a bearded

I definitely want to see a bearded lady. I'm not going to lie. That's not a binary right there. That's pretty cool. You feel me? You feel me? You feel me? Man, if they still had beard ladies in a circus,

can you imagine how mad the woke girls on Twitter would be? Yeah. You know what's crazy, though? I always thought about, like, if something was to happen to you, you would want your significant other to stay. Yeah. Of course, man.

You ever taught you a girl about how long she'll hold you down if you go to jail? I have that conversation with everybody. Everyone in your life? Yeah. You get locked up for a weekend. It's like paycheck cut. I don't believe that shit, though. You don't hear me.

I heard you. We discussed it. If I go to jail, no jumper is bailing me out. He said paycheck cut. No, but on some real shit, though? Can't miss at the end of the day. I don't think, I honestly don't see a woman last and more than two years at max. While you're locked up.

I don't think so. Yeah. I mean. I wouldn't last a week. Bro, there's just got to be a point. There's got to be a point where they're like, what the fuck am I? Two years. And they start thinking like, well, I might only live to be 60 and I'm 25 right now.

That's like I'm giving up like fucking a 14th of my last 17th or whatever the fuck the number is. I can't do math. But I'm giving up a big chunk of my years. And in particular, like the years that you have while you're young and hot are more important. been the years when you're 55 and you're old and wrinkly and you've got a goiter as a as a hand mitt hand a goiter we should make us sure that instead of no loitering it says no goitering and we put a picture of that dude nah he's gonna be at the back door i want my money i'm not bad about the shirt but i want my money don't squirts some neck juice that you were so we're going

have to fucking get them surgery yeah yeah it's mad hot in here but i do want to say shout out to blue bucks Clown. Shout the bull bucks. I do have the hoodie, but it's hot so I can't wear it. Yeah. But, uh, yo, shout out to you because the fuck I do. That's one thing we realized on the stream was that wherever it is that you're sitting, the fucking, the, the, the air conditioning was blowing in your face and also somehow, like,

blowing the weed into your face and getting you higher. Science. Death Friday was probably the highest I've been in like ever. It's like training. It's like camp where you just are like, I'm going to figure out. how to teach myself how to smoke weed enough that it won't fucking ruin my life anymore. But I made a good sign in between it. Yeah, this song sucks.

This song is trash sign up. Yes, he was horrid. That shit was so funny. When I seen that shit, I was dead, brother. She was hilarious. But ironically, there were no trash songs that were played on Friday. All of them are great. Every single one of the artist is getting a record deal.

So shout out to them. Yeah. Yes. Every single one. And everyone's getting dropped. No. Talking up big careers. We're all going to turn into Miley Cyrus.

But anyway, if people want to come Friday, how do you feel about you? Yuri's big idea of doing the 24-hour stream. I don't have a problem with it. 24-hour stream. You can't even last an hour and a half without falling asleep. How are you going to last 24 hours? Give me two Don Julio bottles.

I'll show you. That's going to be way worse. No, it's not. You think Don Julio's going to help you stay up. Yeah, I'm a party. I got a boom box. Shout out to my bump box that Trade the Truth gave me. You feel me?

We can have a bump box. We have a fucking party in here. He gave me one of them, too. Yeah, it's fine. I don't know what happened with it. I'll get you a new one. I've been giving a lot of gifts over the years that just sort of escaped for my life.

They just be bunk game. People just took them out the store. Honestly, anything that gets left over here gets fucking demolished. You know what was the best is that this company sent us a free bong and then I'm walking through there to take a piss on one of the streams and I see that the cleaner knocks the bong over.

I was here. Guess what? They took the amount of money for the bong out of our cleaning bill. Even though that was a free bong that nobody was really all that interested in, boom, we get the fucking discount on the cleaning bill i wouldn't say nothing at all exactly fuck that um okay so how was you guys this weekend lit you're good fuck yeah pcp nope i should of what shit anything in but you were in Vegas yeah i was in Vegas going up man drink a lean out the bottle drinking out the bottle like a model citizen on the 70th flow of the cosmo he's like

hunter Biden to maybe what you'll ho you're hydro Biden and i'm Joe button. Yeah, because you're like my son is out doing bad stuff and I gotta pretend that I don't know about it. You don't. I see it on your story every day. What are you doing? Big Cah? Well, Big Cah. I got drunk as fuck the night before. On Friday.

Yeah, and then the next day, I figured out that I didn't have no gas in my fucking car. Yep. So I took my daughter's pink little electric scooter. What part of the town were you in? This wasn't a... It was so funny. You know, you know I live in a nice neighborhood.

I know. But I just like, the mental image of you on a little pink scooter going to the corner store seems like that just seems like way more of a competent thing. It kind of was far though. So I had to take the little pink scooter and I had to go to like a, it's not auto zone. I forgot. It starts with a cake. Who cares? Yeah.

I had went in there and I'm like, you guys got a gas can. The only said, we only have one left. So I had to get this expensive as gas can. How much? It was like 40 bucks. Oh, hell no. You don't have a bike at your crib or nothing? What the fuck I got a bite for?

I have a fucking car. Whoa, bro. I have a bike and a car. I have two bikes and a car. I got a bike. I have a pink scooter because of my daughter. That shit worked. I went to the gas station, filled that motherfucker up, and I phacetaned my daughter.

She's like, Dad, you're not supposed to be on it. And then I fucking was riding back home and I was playing, what's the dog face song he'd be doing? Dogfish. Oh, yeah. That's what I see. You played the Flewwood Mac song. Yes. That she was hilarious.

See, I have no interest in the video that you filmed. of yourself on the scooter, but I really wish that somebody had been filming from their window and just filmed AD looking mad, serious and sweaty. It's like normal clothes, but on a little pink scooter,

so you just look like a straight J-Cat. I still had to blame me. He knows the word. Nah. For sure, I had to blame me. On a pink scooter, I for sure got to blame me. How late am I on saying J-Cats

since I've now out of this to my vocabulary? I'm saying it constantly. That's a Bay word. That's not an L.A. word. It's a prison word, isn't it? It's a bay word. Well, I don't know.

But when I did my urban dictionary check, that's basically, yeah, is jail slang for dudes that it's basically like fried off pills and shit. Fried off whatever. Yeah, niggas be fried off something. But yeah, so that's you. And I, you know, Saturday, we had the whole family together. Sunday out of poker day. My life is boring.

It's scary to me that I'm going to be leaving the house more in the near future. Because COVID is lifting. We're going to be back cracking again or what? Starting tomorrow. Where are we going? Where are the fucking we going, bro? Outdoors. Oh, I'm going to Long Beach.

Let's go. Let's fucking go, bro. You think we should go to the wall? I'm vaccinated. Whatever, but yeah, let's go. I'm vaccinated, so I got nothing to worry about it. And I will gladly. Is that what the thing?

No, you can still get it. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm like, is that like what people think? Look it up. I'm vaccinated. I'm good. We was outside before we had the vaccination. And now we got the vaccination.

So it's like, yeah, it's a chance. but it's like 5% of what the chance was before. Is that scientifically proven, like you say? It's a very, very small chance, don't you think? Well, hey, now I got JuCJ and WAC 100 telling me don't get vaccinated. Why, why? I mean, if I were to try to surmise what their arguments against vaccination were, I probably wouldn't really do them justice, so.

Well, I will tell you why. It's because of what happened with the syphilist thing I told you about. Bill Gates sticking his dick in your dick hole. Pause. What's up with you? What is wrong with you? What goes on? in your head. Isn't that what the anti-vax people think is going to happen?

No, no. I've never heard of that. Ever. Let's move on. Yes, please. Sus-s-meter is, it's a 66% right now. I have a question for him. I have a question for him. Oh, man.

Why were you in that cul-de-sac with C-Mack de Loke? Oh, that was dope. Because the homies that filmed the vlog, shout out to my niggas. They invited me, so I went. They see me posting them and shit. How many of these cul-de-sacs are there in Long Beach where you can just go and do donuts all day and nobody cares? A lot. There's a lot. It's so weird when you see one and you just know what it is right away because the ground is completely black.

You can just tell. You see the donut marks and shit. You feel me? So they told me to pull up. It was dope. My niggas be drifting and shit. King, Schmidt, shout out. You a C-Mack fan?

Yeah, I fuck with them. I think they see me posting them like a while ago before. So they was like, hey, we're going to like interview this nigga pull up. I'm like, for sure. It was dope. It was hell of dope. It was actually pretty dope. I've seen him as a weekend.

I love the guy. It was cool. Great guy. He'd be from a Bosco and shit. That's just funny. I know. It's hilarious. So funny.

Them too going. I thought it was going to be him and milk going at it. No. It turns out it's Bosco. Yeah, it was funny. I was walking through my neighborhood with my kid, put her into sleep in the stroller. And I see an African-American gentleman dressed very nice in my neighborhood. And, you know, whatever.

I go to, like, be like, how you doing? and then, but he's locked eyes with me and he goes, that's Adam. And I'm like, what's up, man? How you doing? He's like, man, I love that CMAQ interview. I'm like, wow, this guy looks so normal. He lives in my neighborhood

and he's sitting at home watching the scene. I'm thinking about moving to your neighborhood. Please do not. Why? You're going to have OT Genesis dancing all over the front yard. All right, probably, man, is going down. I'd be hearing gunshots and car accidents. into the night.

Jay D. It's a good. Dolio bottles in the gutters and shit. Yo, he was pissed because we had Don Julio yesterday. The homie Kaelin pulled up with the 1942. I wasn't pissed.

I was with my kid. He was so mad. He left his kid alone. He came trying to take a shot. We were already out. He's like, oh, no, that's really a $300 bottle. Yeah, I bought fucking Joshua

for his birthday. Really? It's like 270 or something like that. Why is that shit so expensive? Because it's premium and it's great. You know, I have tasted a lot of bum liquor in my life and I can confirm that like plastic bottle vodka really is like it'll like fuck your life up if you drink that shit like it's really bad trash disgusting it makes you feel gross

too I don't understand exactly why but that that cheap ass taco vodka shit wake up in the morning and headache from now right like five dollars for and you don't feel like you get that from nineteen forty two hell no that's but that's why it's premium you don't get I don't get hang over from tequila really did you see the Trev has a pack of like a $40 or $100 pack of woods that's like $40 at least. But the whole thing about it is that $40 to $100. I don't know because he's giving us varying price points. We don't know what he was serious about.

But listen, this wood pack is like the idea is that, you know, you get a lot of woods. Pause. And it's like trash. Trash woods. You got like one or two out of the pack. They're all thin and they're all. They're all. hate that.

Obviously, it's the worst thing in the world. This pack is like supposed to be the best woods. Did he smoke the blunt? You got smoked it, huh? They already smoked it. You're on the podcast. You don't get to smoke weed right now. We're going to roll up again.

I don't even smoke weed. Shut up. Stop it. Fun fact. I don't know how to roll at all. Yeah. I would have guessed that. You can usually assume that people who don't ever roll up don't know how to roll up.

For sure. Anyway, all right, so, sweetie and quaver. Let's do a little bit of a time. It's normal. But let's recount the steps that basically made this happen. So the clip comes out and goes viral of Sweetie talking about how if she was going to do a threesome with a man, it would be with another guy. We all, oh, this is crazy.

Whatever. Everybody got their little jokes on Twitter and stuff being like, oh, Cuevo's going to be mad when he sees this. All of a sudden, a couple hours later, it's in the news. Boom. Quabo and Sweetie broke up. And they're tweeting about each other and basically calling each other out for being pieces of shit. Well, they said,

their footage was from 2020. Oh, we didn't get to the footage yet. Oh, I thought we saw. 2020, for real? Yeah, that's what he said. Oh, man. It's old footage. Ooh, well, that's really interesting.

I don't know, man. Anyway, so that happens. Then, what was it, this morning or last night, we hear Justin LaBoy, and by the way, I challenge you to make it through this podcast without pointing out that that's your boy. I don't say nothing. And it's also the last three letters of his last name. But. He allegedly got beat up by

We heard the Migos. And now for the record, Justin LaBoy is the host of the show where Suidi said that she wanted to get plowed by Cuevo and Brian Pumper. Her words. She didn't actually, not her words, you're right, right? But Justin LaBoy, we don't know where this allegedly took place, but he allegedly got into it with Cuevo and possibly some other guys.

I was just hearing information that it was just Cuevo that stepped to him. Justin Leboy I mean something definitely happened because if it didn't happen he would just go on Twitter and say you're bugging nothing happened so definitely shit happened

I'm gonna be honest with you from that interview and by the way one other element of this is that Diddy's son Justin was there used to plow sweetie allegedly he was Mr. Plow

he had the jacket and everything allegedly not even plowing he was He wasn't just planning. He was dating her, allegedly. And then they leave each other. That would have at some point probably been, like, reason enough for Cuevo to be extra mad. Like, you were on this show and you didn't say nothing about fucking her,

but you're on the show sitting across from him and you're, like, laughing about, you know, talking about it. I can understand that Quovo would be pissed off about that. But I don't really understand what Justin LaBois said on that podcast that would be even close to something. thing that would make me want to beat his out. If I'm quabo, and my girl goes on the show and make a the phone to beat that they are. He just hosted the show. I don't, bro. You're getting beat up. I'm sorry, bro.

Defend what you're saying. It doesn't make any sense. All he did was sit there and I have the same logic as well. He said, would you have a threesome? It's the principle though. He didn't tell her to say the thing about two dudes. I'll be more mad to her though. But I'll be more mad at her, but I can't beat her up so I'm going to beat this nigga. That's his fault. Why

you even tell her to come on his fucking show? She's a famous celebrity if it's a show about hip hop and relationships. I bet you can't ever ask that question again. But see, this is a thing too, though. Not every girl has a fucking psycho wire and boyfriend like Cuevo is going to beat you. That's not fucking psycho.

That's a regular psycho. I'm like, if they love you. I mean, you would not let Lena go on a podcast with somebody that she used to fuck with and be comfortable with it, bro. And talk about three sons and shit, bro. You would not. You can't even, wait a minute.

I'm a lot more open-minded than you think I am. No, you can't even sit down with girls. and have a conversation like that. Oh my God. It's the fucking true. That is not true. I sit here on the podcast and talk to girls about all kinds of crazy shit.

She doesn't care about that. She doesn't. She doesn't. Like, hey, I got some, I got some minutes for you to have. Would have been air to me up. You got me statement. I was standing out. Listen here.

Our relationship is about trust. My girl wants to go do a podcast, even if she once previously got digged down by the host. I don't give a fuck. We're together now. If I trust her. Like, actually trust her. Like, I actually don't think that there's anything that could happen that would make her give the pussy to another guy. So that's not even, like, on my right.

Now, if I hate this guy, if Cuevo hated Justin LaBoy in the first place, then okay, yeah. And Justin's not the one to dick her down anyway. It's fucking Justin. See, but it's the thing. It's not about if you trust her. It's about the motive of the host. That's the whole point of it. That shit's just weird.

That's what I was going to say. That shit was just all around weird. Like out of respect for that, nigga, that shouldn't even been. question in the fucking, you know, it's just a respect. I don't think Justin, it's a show about relationships. And Justin didn't ask that question. I don't think just. Or excuse me, there's two, why am I just not realizing that we're talking about two different

Justin Combs and Justin LaBoy? Look, I don't think, I don't think just had any ill intentions on bringing her on there. He got a brand new show. Right. She's fucking popping right now. But I'm just talking about in general how Vail is thinking is, you know, like, period. Like, if somebody that you know, or. aware of, invite your girl on the show to ask them certain type of questions at the end of the day,

you're going to be mad. I'm going to be high. When I think about it, if your girl is a public persona and she's used to, like, and she goes on a show where they're going to ask you relationship questions, listen, that question he asked her, there's a million different ways that she could answer that question that none of us would be talking about. If she had said something like, if she had said that. said the real bitch thing and said like listen like if my man wants to hook over another girl

and i get along with her like why not boom super safe answer that he would never give a fuck about instead she decided to say i want to get my pussy ran through by quavo takeoff and brian pumper and that just you know like i could totally totally understand she didn't actually say but i can totally understand how that would rub quavo the wrong way but again like i'm mad at her like you answer that question and i the thing with quavo too is that like obviously he's just not for jokes in the way that like I am or to even an extent I would say that you guys would be able to like take the joke he don't seem like the kind of guy who's really taking the joke so as soon as I saw her say that joke I was like bro there's no way that offset is just going to

rock with that because it's a it's a representation you know what I mean it it fuck up a nigga reputation you got to understand when Quavel got with her she wasn't like popping like that you know what I'm saying and him messing with her her brought her real estate up more. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so it's a certain amount of respect and it's a certain level. Like, you don't have to be with each other no more,

but it's just like, you know what? Hold me down because I'm somebody that helped elevate your career to it. I feel so, I kind of feel like redemption for the fact that I still have never listened to her. Like, I could not tell you what she wraps like. So I maybe at some point. I like her music, but at the end of the day,

you got to, you can't do a nigga like that, man. Yeah, like, Quavel was just not going to rock like that. Beat it. So anyway, now this video comes out today, and it's like 100% planted by her team. And especially what you said about it being from 2020. Oh, they're 100%. She has had this clip on deck.

This is how grimy this fucking world is that we live in. That she was just waiting for the breakup so that she could like, oh, here you go. We're going to have everybody on Twitter calling you an abuser for a while. He didn't even, he didn't even, he didn't even abuse it. But everyone is calling him abuser. I didn't really see. Nah.

And before I even say that, I want to say that with me and my girl, I never even did anything close to that. Like, we never pushed each other, shoved each other, screamed to each other's face, whatever. Somehow I've just, like, ended up in a relationship that's not, like, crazy like that. But in that video, I see her kind of coming for him, and I see him trying to avoid, she swung at him, she's trying to grab something. Yeah. He didn't choke her.

He didn't hit her. It just looked like they're tussling. Don't look like he tried to cause her any physically harm. He pulled her in and looked like that. He was just like, you know, like. And even waited and waited for her to get up and dip out. That nigga handled that shit the right way. Anybody that says that shit, y'all fucking tripping.

Because half of y'all getting your ass whipped by y'all nigger, he fucking karate chopping your ass in your neck. You know how that shit feel. Most of real shit. Anybody who's familiar with what abusive relationships are actually like, that clip does not meet. the threshold of what I would have to see to be convinced that

Cuevo is the type of dude who beats his bitch up because that was just like that clip wasn't fun to watch it wasn't it wasn't nice it wasn't like you know the way that we would expect a relationship to go but again we saw her swing on him he somehow dodged it and then he like kind of like maybe pushed her

a little bit into the corner but it was not I just don't think she tried to take the call of duty bag yeah that was a crazy shit that was a load out but that's what that's what yes he was just saying is that like think about what's happening there he's taking his game when you take the game my nigga my girl takes my PS5 I'm about to lose it but we don't know that she was going to destroy the PS5 but we do for sure for sure for the drop we do know that he was taking that shit as in I'm never coming back like if if me and my girl were gonna break up when you would

really know it was over was when I come and I take my fucking computer monitors from the back of the house. That's what it's over. Because that's a pain in the ass to move those things. And your cadamas. And I'm just not yes. There's a bunch of things really. But the the call of duty box set like I don't even understand why the box is so big.

Is that like a special version or something? Bro, he got a little special edition. You know what I'm saying? He's out of there. I've been out of there too. I think he handled that shit the right way. How the hell is she going to disrespect the dude who got the Call of Duty orange edition or some shit? That's fucked up. That's crazy.

He got the Tropicana fucking COD? Yeah, you stay with me. I was good. Write that down? I was watching if you're familiar with a rapper, man. It's a guy named Averb.

He made a whole video on his take of it and I'm going to send it to you. But it was, he really broke it down to how I feel about the situation. Basically it's just like, man, you know, he's telling basically all the rappers and guys, don't jump in her DMs

and stuff, have some respect. No, for real, even though that's not going to happen But you know what I'm saying? Just I don't like the way that she handled that shit For somebody that helped her get to where she had right now. Yeah, she kind of just like she's like shitting on the nigga right now Like he ain't nobody like he was fucking what like he could have anybody he wanted to at the time

He chose he chose to fuck with you genuinely he didn't need you for nothing you know what I'm saying He chose a genuine that mean he genuinely liked you and you know and for it to unfold like this That's fucked up yeah I mean that's why a lot of times men don't be one to give it all to their at the end of the day because women do shit like this. You just got to wonder what happened to take it to the point of what happened in that elevator. And also, this is the other thing that I'm saying too, is that they're saying that that was at Suiti or their, quote unquote, apartment in North Hollywood. I'm not that familiar with North Hollywood, I guess, but I stay there.

When I think the actual apartment that they were in, I just stay around the corner from there. So you know where it is. Is it nice? Super nice if you get the good shit. Okay. Yeah. Because there was a part of me that was like Cuevo in an apartment building in NoHo going into an elevator, no security around, nothing.

Like that to me just is not the way that I'm really expecting Cuevo to move. Like if I'm Cuevo, I got a security guard or something with me at all times. And even her living there, like, because I live in an apartment building in Hollywood until like two years ago and yo like I mean every day I begin in the elevator and having somebody just look at me and like I'm just I know they're thinking that they know who I am

and shit and it's like that there's awkward ass experience that you don't really expect until you get there and for me it's like sweetie was just living in a fucking apartment building and know how that's just kind of strange to me because if you think about it too when you go downtown bro a lot of them downtown places

that most of the NBA players stay at and shit like that bro there's a lot of motherfuck fucking regular people that stay in them same fucking apartments, bro. A lot of them don't have access to the other floors as well. And there's nice as luxury apartments in no-ho. Some that's like 7,000 a month.

You know what I'm saying? You live in nice as fuck crazy. You know what I'm saying? You can't get to that floor. I guess I'm just being misled because in my mind as soon as I see the elevator, I'm just like, oh God, that just sounds like a nightmare if you're Cuevo. Because for me, as Cuevo, I want to be able to

come home and get into my apartment. or my home and not have to worry about anybody seeing me. When I get home, I fucking open the gate, close the gate, boom, I'm inside. Nobody has access to me. That's so important to me. But also, like, Quaver doesn't spend all his time in L.A., too. I could be true. I don't know.

But then, too, I got homies that stay at the W. It's safer there than it would be if they had a big-ass house with security. Because you can't get in, like, basically the people in the front have to buzz you up to get to the floor. And they have to call you before they got to get permission from you to even let. them on your floor that's how to spot you know what i'm saying and you're being recorded while you're moving around as well so that's safer than at your house and you you and you're blammy you could also just imagine that like quave omata just pulled up like i need the tropicana cody like i got to grab that shit and get out like he wasn't moving the way that he normally would be moving maybe it's probably

a heated a mommy kind of thing you feel me it seemed like it was a lot going on probably and you know shit probably happened fast as fuck you feel me it was It would be kind of sweet if, ironically. Oh, I was like, ha ha. It would be kind of sweet. Well, do you think that her career is going to, like, go downhill from here? Or do you think, not at all. Her shit going up.

What if everybody side, well, I don't know. Like, is Cuevo beloved enough that there's like, because this whole thing is, like, are there any dudes who listen to her music besides, like, hairstylists? I don't know. Really? I like her shit. Oh, okay. Name a song right now.

Name five songs. The back to the streets. Oh, he named one. I'm going to go to. her Spotify on the way home and listen to songs. She got that. She gained Adam 22 as a fan, bro. Boom. Right there. I mean like

if you, you will hear her music in the clubs if you go out to the clubs and bars. You probably recognize it, huh? Yeah. I just don't think of a song, but I'm sure if I heard of a song. But are they just playing that because they want the girls to be happy because I don't fuck with that. Like, only like, no, no, no. Look, I can say this. For at least the last two, three years, she's

been top five women in the clubs that women will sing her shit like top to bottom, bro. Oh, damn. I didn't know that. In the clubs, bro. I have a real blind spot. I don't think I ever heard city girls either. City girls is number one. I heard they're big on TikTok, but I don't...

In the clubs, I have no idea. In the club, city girls come on. They shit is... Every girl singing that to the top of their lungs, bro. They'd be looking at they niggas, right. Dude, I saw this poll that was on the at-rap Instagram story, and it was basically like... They're doing like a bracket, like a March Madness type thing

with different artists. And it was like, fuck, I don't want to say the wrong artist, but I think it was Meg the Stallion versus 21 Savage. What? 83% of the votes were for 21 Savage. And then it was like Playboy Cardi versus Cardi B. Playboy Cardi was like 80% of it.

That kind of, and also I might be switching those for anybody who saw what I'm talking about, but think about what that says. If you could take like the average rap fan, which I would say that like the people looking at the Instagram story, of the at rap account are probably pretty indicative of the average rap fan if they are saying that they like Playboy Cardi that much more than Cardi B and keep in mind Playboy Cardi just put out an album that generally speaking was like not very successful and like people really kind of trashed it

it was number one okay it's a six nine number one album too in that case but uh or a number one song sorry not an album or either way I mean Playboy Cardi was going to go number one first week For sure. But I mean, the album hasn't really been regarded that well. Like, and,

and he'd smash Cardi B in that poll. And, like, 21, yes, he put out an amazing project last year, but, I mean,

like, Megan the Stein is winning, like, new artists of the year and all the shit. She's doing her shit. 21 been out for, like, six years or some shit.

The fact that he could smash her in that poll, now granted, that's their fan base, but, like, that kind of blew my mind. Like, the average rap fan

is just so disconnected. from like who the rap establishment wants you to believe is the new hot shit. See, but there's different levels of shit. The same way how you said you never heard of sweetie and the city girls. I heard of them. I just ain't heard them. No, I know. But I'm talking about as far as like your daily life of how you consume music is not the same

as how other people. Like I hear stuff when I go to the clubs and the bars that I don't, like I won't hear just randomly searching through the internet and stuff like that. And for the most part, Playboy Cardi has one of them fan base that all these fucking little kids. They love this nigga. My little brother, like, he can't do no wrong. You know what I'm saying? And everybody that he knows is like that.

So I can see that. But when you go to the clubs, you're going to hear a Cardi B song every fucking time no matter what city you're going to. Oh, sure. That's no problem. But, I mean, also, I think the thing about it is that the hard, well, think about who follows the Arab account. Like, hardcore. And I don't want to say

hardcore. Because it's not necessarily like mega-lirical hip-hop fan kids. But it's like kids who realistically are kids and adults and shit who are like just basically like if you care about rap music that you want to follow an account that's going to feed you like little bits of rap gossip and news all day. I mean, that's a very certain type of rap fan. When we say rap is the biggest type of music in the world, we're not talking about Griselda. That includes 24K Golden doing a fucking number one hit called mood that he's not rapping on. that involves fucking all these girl rappers that like a lot of these girls who are in the clubs freaking out of the Cardi B and Megastayan are not going to follow the apprapper account they don't give a fuck about like Cassidy farted and we're going to talk about it all day or fucking so-and-so shot so-and-so in the nipple like it's just nice the shade room and shit like that's a very different audience

do the poll do the Paul on shade run yeah Cardi versus Cardi on there yep it's a landslide I bet like most of the bitch is on shade room I don't even know Playboy Cardi is since the Iggy Aze, I think. Yeah. For sure. I did want to say big, big, massive shout out to the Stoge life. If you want to get what we're smoking, we smoke 15 blunts of this shit on Friday, and we're going to do it again this week. If you want to get what we smoking delivered to you, go to zalerla.com.

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And, yeah, it's also a hip-hop museum. It's also a grow house and a recording studio. So the museum part of it, he has, like, all of his accomplishments and concert stuff and you know what I mean all type of shit is dope as hell then shout to the homie Davies

he had a meet and greet as we're there too okay I saw you there yes and then CMAG the Loke pulled up that shit was crazy really yeah oh big Crip exchange huh yeah we all did a big ass picture if I was at the Chris the Crip swap I would trade you for CMA the Loke

that's fine and Davies or Davies I've just been around you too much you know it's like we gotta do the the Crip swap. We've got to get a new one in there. If I had to swap you out for another white boy, who you going with? Jack Harlow. Erie. Oh, God. He's Russian. He's Russian. No. I would do Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Avine.

Jimmy Avine, for sure. Jimmy Fallon, did you see him, like, holding the signs with the names of the different dances and Addison Ray's, like doing the renegade and shit? Jimmy Fallon is dope. Yeah, my opinion of him might have went down a little bit when I saw that clip. It was so cringy. And I didn't really care about her, like, not crediting the original black dancers or whatever. Like, that would have been nice if she did that. But more so, I was just like, you look so dumb. Just what are you doing?

Just go home and just do something else, bro. I'm starting to get more comfortable with my grumpy old man state. I'm just like, I don't want anyone to dance on TikTok ever or really any dance ever. I can see you being on a stupid 60 like, get off my damn porch. That's what this podcast is. is for. No soliciting sign. That is what this podcast is for.

Right now, this podcast is whack, because I can't really say my full opinion on everything. But that's what I want. I want to be 65 years old sitting here, still wearing the same t-shirt, talking about the, just saying the most offensive, just worst,

like the worst takes. Like, every day, like, I want, you know the way people are when, like, Michael Rappaport has like a crazy hip-hop opinion?

He goes on. Everybody's just like, who told Michael Rappaport that he could have opinion on our culture. I want to be that times 10. I'm 65 on in a wheelchair. I have a fucking IV in my arm. And I'm telling you,

no, no, no, no, no. Filty rich, four security guards around me. And 65-year-old Vell is right there too. And I'm just sitting there just hating on everything. That would be the best. That's what I'm looking for. Why is everybody think that security is going to really do something?

This security, I'm getting, they will. Okay. Because a lot of, a lot of security don't be real security. I didn't see real security. I didn't see. security guards run when gun fired and popped off. Really? Yes, niggins. Actually, more than usual.

I don't blame them for doing that. And I think about that all the time. Like, when people are talking about, like, because we've been talking about doing another store, people are like, oh, security. I'm thinking like, I don't know if I really want to pay a security guard a whole bunch of money when I could just, I, now it occurs to me, I cannot finish this.

You have to go to the right type of security, because, like, everybody hired these niggas that they give in $100,200 bucks to that something happened they're not about to jump in the fucking way for that shit with you you better all by your damn self you want your so me and my blame me we'll get the job i've never have talked about this before but after the dude came and put the the gun in my face or whatever and then you know i like didn't come to the office for a day or two and then i come back into the store and another dude comes in with a gun and it's like this whole thing and that guy gets arrested and all

this crazy shit and um there's like a security company that's like hollering at us like that somebody had to connect to and they're like oh yeah like they're gonna have like basically two guys that are like around you at the store and i'm kind of like just whatever i'm just like yeah all right cool let's do it yeah i show up these guys are super tall white guys in suits and like broad shouldered suits with like a fucking like like like earpiece with like a swirly that's the way to do it oh god they're gonna blame me some shit and i'm rolling up to the store like on some regular shit like me and lennar literally just like hanging out playing a Pokemon go on like a Saturday and I'm like oh this is what you were talking on the phone these fucking monster

dudes that was the last time that I ever saw those guys no offense to them but I was just like this is not even close to like the way that I want to be rolling around if I want to be around one guy with a gun and if I have if I have to go somewhere like serious then I can hire a security girl but like if I'm gonna be wrong with anybody is I just can't I'm not the dudes look like fucking Clark Kent and shit bro that's the way to do it though if you're gonna do it I'm not that famous I don't care how many people try to shoot me I'm not that famous yes you are I refuse I don't want to take part tell me more though tell me more tell me more but I hate when I like I had that conversation the

other day with a one of my poker buddies where I was like talking about like how there's like a couple of different poker who had like hit me up and told me like yo I've been watching your podcast since before you even got back into playing poker and I was saying that and like my poker coach or whatever was like yeah bro you're super fucking famous everybody knows who you are and I'm just thinking in my head like oh please don't tell me that like that really like I do not like A that's not true you just think that because you like you know kind of have like a warped perception of like how many people actually know who I am but then also like that idea

makes me want to crawl into a fucking hole and moves to Vermont or something because I'm just so, like, I don't want everyone to know about me. Just a couple cool people here and there is fine. See, this is the thing. You don't attend a lot of hip-hop things. I think if you did that,

you will be fucking terrified by how many people know you and runs up to you. No, I know. That's why I don't like going to that kind of shit. Too many people trying to talk to me. And actually, if I have security in that environment

or, like, really, not even like security, but I just like to roll with a couple of homies, it's not really like protection so much as like, I want a little wall of people around me so that I can, people feel weird about trying to talk to you when you're with a bunch of your friends and you're talking to them. Bro. When we was that fucking, what was it? Rolling loud.

Bro. It was so fucking crazy. Me and whoever I was with was not enough, bro. Niggas was like, bro, it was so fucking crazy. I could not believe how many people, like at one point, this nigga had a whole like crowd of niggas just like, bro, Adam, Adam, like, bro, I couldn't even, I couldn't, they would have packed me. I would have been, law, I lost. bro it was like crazy you're popping e pills well i'm supposed to do in security was that the one i

performed that you were there with o t that's kind of like the first time i had seen you for a long time remember yeah i perform i bought them out and then i don't think i saw you after that until we started working together you actually you actually got us some goddamn uh we all had a like habachi shit together oh so west coast care they held it down with that shit was at the habaqi shabob yeah i remember that yeah that's that was 2019 wrote aloud i bought the nigg was 2019 damn that was that long ago and that's the Look, my blammy pack is actually from rolling loud. I had one of those packs.

With my name already. No, but that's crazy because the idea that that was 2019 just really makes me think about the fact that I didn't do anything for 2020. 2020 was gone. Oh, yeah. Real shit. Like 2020, there's no. That's the last thing we did.

I do not have a memory from 2020. My kid being born, obviously. But aside from that and like shit that happened here, I pretty much went from my house. to working back. I mean, I actually went on a couple of BMX trips. I must say over a rest. Don't ask me that. Yeah, you didn't, you didn't slow down at all. I probably, I'll probably travel more in 2020 than I ever did ever. COVID refugee. And I'm alive. He lived somehow. Somehow. Tequila. Speaking of someone who's barely alive, famous decks has a 19 in charges against him.

Apparently, right when he starts doing better, boom. I don't. Does anyone believe that there was a moment where he started doing He looks a little chunkier. Like he really like, you know, he don't look all smoker face, fucking skinny and shit. He's been a lot of clips that have been coming out of him looking like he was on J-Cat status again for sure.

Like I'm worried. They can do good for a month. Be like, oh, back to the bullshit. Prayers to that brother, man. That man, like that shit got a hold of. But you know what's crazy? Is that I had a good. Yeah, yeah.

You're going to have to go lay down. You just sniff that shit. It's over. Listen, when I was talking about God damn I told you I'm smoking too much music Bring the backwood

I've been smoking too much weed And I just said listening to too much music Or did I say smoking too much music? Either way Famous Dex The girl The girl This is what I was gonna say

The girl was hitting me up Trying to get me to be the one To expose all this shit About Famous Dex or whatever Like fucking I want to be the one Breaking the story about like Fuck that bitch

And she's a whole, God. I'm like, what the fuck her? It seems like a very nice way to talk about. She's a victim of abuse. You can't just say fuck that bitch. Oh, no, no. Oh, she got beat her. She's the one that got mixed.

Yes, bro. Oh, man. I didn't know. She was hitting me up through an intermediary trying to be like, oh, I want you to break this story. All I did was I was like, listen, like, I don't really break serious news like that. So I'm going to tell you this is a good person for you to holler at.

If you want to do something, but I'm not going to be the one doing it. I actually think your center I'm proud I'm proud of God Real talk Real talk perfect thing to do This somehow still has never come out A girl I know

Actually like hit up someone I knew To talk to me and I didn't know That he was speaking on behalf of her But basically He sends me all these screenshots of her Arguing with this fucking rapper About him basically taking advantage of her And all this crazy shit

And now this is this is a rapper Who I have issues with Let's put it like that. We don't get along. I don't really give a fuck, to be honest. I can think of maybe like 10 rappers that I would put in this category. Is this your opt? No, no, no, okay.

It's not someone I've ever talked about on this podcast. Let's just put it that way. But we don't get along. And I got this girl basically telling me this guy raped her. And showing me conversations that kind of made it look like she was confronting him about raping her. And he was kind of acknowledging that something fucked up happened. And I told her, or I told her through this dude, and this was actually right before I realized that I knew exactly who the girl was, I said, listen, this is the email to this journalist who's written about a lot of stuff like this and he's just way more equipped to handle this kind of shit. I'm not the one to be breaking this story.

I don't want him to be involved. I'm not like operating on that level of professionalism. And I don't know this guy, but I've seen him document a lot of abuse that hasn't previously been exposed. So you should go talk to them. never heard anything about it again, but I've always wanted to know if she emailed this guy, if anything. I hope that,

like, she didn't just give up on getting the word out because I told her, I'm not the one you should really talk to this dude. I hope that that didn't, like, make her lose her confidence. I don't want to be the one. Because,

like, it would have looked horrible because, A, I got smut on my name that I'm not happy about. But that makes me, like, I'm not partisan, I'm a partisan member of this conversation,

right and then also I don't like this guy I don't get along this dude my name on my name not like that but this dude is like fucking someone that everybody knows I don't like so if I put out the post and she probably just went a little cloud off of you too it looked biased it looked biased on top of putting him on the spot you know that that would like work she didn't want to have her name out there

and she even went so far to have this other dude hit me up on her behalf I forget how I actually realized that it was her I think it's just because somebody like completely unrelated to that was like yo did you hear about so-and-so having this kind of issue with this dude and i was like oh too too yeah it must have been the dude the chick the the screenshots whatever but either way i just i've always wondered what the fuck happened with that anyway um famous decks really not looking good right now and please don't don't touch my figure famous decks he's he's

reaching the point where people only want to talk about him the shit on him and that's the fucked up thing man that's the man famous decks man get well guy this is sad I really like help he does get better. I don't like kicking somebody when they down, bro. I don't believe in that shit. I hope he gets to help, man. And literally, man, instead of y'all motherfuckers talking about this nigga, everybody try to help this nigga for real, man.

Because it's something that happened to him right now. Everybody's talking bad. But this is sad. No one helped him and try to help him. So now reach out to this nigga. Anybody that got tired of this nigga, reach out to him. Show that guy some love.

Strap this nigga down if y'all have to. You know what I'm saying? I'm down and do what? Let his ass get whatever out of his system. That's kind of what rehab is like. But I was going to say, low-key, sometimes, bro, niggas need to go to jail because that shit like low-key, straight these niggas up.

You feel me, at least for a little bit. When they come out, it depends on who they surround themselves around when they get out. Yeah, my little brother, he's... Liggas go to jail and they, yeah, bro. You feel me? Especially when you're that deepened and, like, doing fucked up shit. Sometimes niggas need to sit down for a little bit, bro, to really, like, you know, get sober and then have that time to really think about

shit you feel me sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't but but a lot of rappers or actually just humans will be drug addicts get locked up get clean for six months and then they get out and boom they literally are buying perks they'd be around the wrong fucking people when they get out bro a fucking homeless guy

just offered to me some fucking meth so that's just not your drug of choice like if you had offered you had tequila I got some dry Julio you were like a nigga what let me put some next one drink ooh let's sit down next right give me that half of the sandwich

Nick. Speaking of, though, speaking of rappers who went to jail, got sober, and then came out and immediately started getting fucked up again, Sweetie featuring Drago the ruler? What are you talking about? I haven't even seen that. That's allegedly a real thing. That's coming. Sweetie featuring Drake, how did this happen?

Yeah, how the fuck did that happen? Draco featuring... How does she know who Drago is? Oh, God. And how does he know who she is? Bro. You need to get out more, bro. I just, like, to me...

She's from California. Allegedly. Is she really? Yes, she's from the Bay. Oh, that doesn't count. That's a little wrong. Take that back, Adam. Take your back. Okay, it counts.

Apologize to E40 right now. It's going to be bad. He apologizes. Excuse my friend. But when you say California, like, if you're talking about NorCal, you should say Norkelle. Or the Bay. Or a sack. The Bay is Cali, me.

It's all talking about L.A. You don't say, oh, he's a California rapper. And then it's, oh, it's YG. No, he's an L.A. Rapper. Oh, he's a California. Just a California. I get you.

Yeah. No, but fucking somebody who lives up in two hours north or some shit. They're a California rapper, you feel me? We just never heard of where you're from, really. You're from Stockton? No, that's too far north. That's North Carolina. Haiti baby's from Stockton.

Haven't him? He's doing the shit. Yeah? Why did I interview him? I forget what he did that made him so viral. When he was freestowning him, da-da-p-pach-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. What the fuck?

He's actually talented as fuck. bro. Do you see the younging Ace dis where they rapped over and I would walk on my miles?

No, I'm sending in the group chat. You didn't watch that? I just seen when he went to the hood. And they're talking, no, that's Fulio. Fulio went to the hood. And then,

but they're talking about smoking on fucking such and such ops. It's a big viral thing because they did it over. What is that song? I don't know. I said pop a song.

what is that song? Who is the artist? Josh, you're the only one Google. Or the chat might tell us. Yeah, who is that song? I have no clue. I need to know before we continue this conversation. Vanessa Carlton.

Now, who is she? Is she famous? What year? Fucker. 2001. Holy shit, there's a long time ago. That's a classic song, though. these dudes are wilder and then so foolio hops on his instagram story he's in young in as his hood or whatever he's on the swing set he's at the playground he's giving out dollar bills to kids i'm thinking like oh that's that's so nice you're just uh passing out dollar bills to these kids before the impending drive-by but uh you know not just these dudes in florida are wild and i didn't realize either until i watched a fucking video about all these dudes young he and age folio glocknine all them oh my god

I don't understand how the fuck people are just carrying out these wars in public. It's crazy. The niggas is wow. They're really, really like. Yes, it is. But I just am still real shit. It's been going on for years. I'm always surprised when it's really cranking somewhere besides here or maybe like New York.

Like when I hear about like just smaller areas and stuff and I realize how much killing has happened, I'm just like, Jesus. But you want to know, you want to know worse? Okay. It's actually worse because. They have gun laws. They have standing your ground laws. So technically, if somebody comes and shoot at you and you kill them, you can get off on the shit.

You know what I'm saying? Out here, somebody shoots at you and you shoot back and you kill them. You go into jail. For murder. For murder. Even though they try to kill you first. Yeah. Stupid.

Yeah. Unless you have a carried concealed permit, which you, as most people are felons and you're never going to get one. Bro. Shit is lit in that. LA right now. It's been letting people getting robbed left and right even in nice ass neighborhood. It's been like that. You see what's

going on Merros? Wait, what? No, it's happening to white people more. It's been happening. Bro, there's been so much crazy shit happening on Melrose, bro. There's been niggas robbing shit. There's, I guess there's like a group of niggas that's been booking shit on Melrose, bro. Yeah, it's like, booking shit though, like, niggas been

shot out and shit on Melrose. Like, it's niggas being stores, staking out and shit, like it's been crazy. Yeah, I see. I want want to open a new store. They're so bad. I've heard a lot of shit about shit happening on the L.A. You know what actually makes me feel like fucking maybe the store thing is a good idea again? Bro, when they took money away from the police department, I know this is really not a popular

opinion and rap music, but shit got so much worse in L.A. Like it was around that time when they basically decided, like, we're not going to Melrose unless it's like somebody's house getting robbed. Like crazy shit could be happening, fights people getting jacked on the street on Melrose and stuff. The cops are not coming. They just like reinvested a whole bunch more money into the, into that area or into the police in general. I don't know if that actually means that these areas are going to be safer, but it's like pretty unbelievable to me that that area has just been completely fucking ignored by the cops.

This is this is the problem, bro. It's two things on top. One thing is you have all these riots back-to-back happening for racial injustice. That's one thing. Two, you gave everybody this goddamn EDD money. People are getting $20,000, $30,000. bro, they're getting all this shit and they blew their fucking money.

They live the lifestyle that they're not used to. Now niggas is broke again and they're trying to keep up with that lifestyle and they own a hunt for shit now. That's what it is. There's some people who don't make $20,000 a year and you're giving it to people like, here, 90% of people I know they got EDD, bro,

they blew their shit. That's real. They blew their shit. So now mail rolls, places, guess what? Niggas looking for licks now because they want to keep it. That's it. Anything they can do to just get some money.

They got a little taste of fucking some money. I wonder what new criminal conspiracies they're going to invent to basically, like, figure out how to, you know, like, in trying times, people just get more creative. And it's like, I wonder. I wonder what they're going to dream up. Hey. I don't know. It should be crazy, bro. My personal trainer, who I'm bringing up again for some reason is really fucking.

You're a love one. Personal trainer. Oz. Paul. I would never love it. a man um he told me that yesterday he had a hard time getting into his apart or his i don't know if he's a house or apartment or whatever in beverly hills because a homeless guy was in people's backyards jumping from backyard to backyard right and a guy pulls up on him like what the fuck

you're doing here and the homeless man proceeds to stab him in the neck kills him oh and then keeps going to another house holds up in the house for hours they're like looking for this guy for like the whole day, I guess, because they have no idea what fucking house he's in, ends up killing himself. And I mean, that's pretty much where the story ends. But I'm just like, bro, could you imagine you're living your life? You think you've got it made. You think you've got a house of Beverly Hills.

You think that things are going okay for you. Nobody's going to just somehow take your life. And then all of a sudden, you got a bum stabbing you in the neck. Well, that was the whole thing with Charles Madison's doing for it. Like, motherfuckers think they safe. We're going to show them that they're not fucking safe. That's nowhere. Listen.

And that's why we got to prove that just because we got money don't mean we won't shoot a homeless person. I will shoot anybody that attack me or try to attack my house. Especially if they're homeless. Who, pown. No, I give homeless people sandwiches and I get offered meth. And then they try to come in your crib and you put the blammy down their throat and...

Let it go. No? Let it go. It's like, I don't want to... Let it go. Let it go. A homeless assassin on my record. I fuck with homeless people.

I fuck with him too, but if they try to come in my crib, we're going to kill him. For sure. I know you got your blame me, so you're good. I feel like Tony the cat would probably kill somebody before you. Tony the cat, literally I put bugs right in front of him. You want to know bugs. He went human blood. One time I told him he's a vampire.

I put him with bugs in the bathtub before, back in the day for some reason. Like, he was just used to always sleep in the bathtub, and I found a fucking bug, and I dropped it in there. And I just see him go. He's just, but he's not. It's not doing anything. It's running away, and he's just kind of like trying to cover them. I got a trick for you. You just want to have fun, Tony, you piece of shit.

I've seen something, and I don't know how true it is, but I watch the video of it. Was it gay porn? No, boss. They said if you fucking get some scotch tape and you make like a square, your cat will get in there immediately and will not leave. And I've seen video footage of this shit. He will leave. I don't know. I believe you that he will go inside that square for a while.

But they said they wouldn't leave. It's like, I don't know. It sounds like kind of like a TikTok trick to like make people like you be like, this is fun. I like this. It's like drinking your piss. I'm going to make me a square. Yes.

Exactly. It's the kind of thing that people like talking about so much that it kind of doesn't matter if it's true. I just want you to try it and record it and see what happens. The P thing or the square? No, the square. Both. Both.

I think that we've made it far enough into this podcast that we can officially have Vell start rolling a blizzard. Where's at, bro? Let me get some back with us. I didn't even bring my back. I didn't even think about. this how do you feel you as just a normal guy out there in the world yes how do you feel about little naz x introducing your daughter to satanism and making her drink human blood

bro i can believe that shit when i seen it bro i absolutely could not believe it just the picture of the shoe period i could not believe that shit but they're not they're suing in the fucking dude that was doing it do we have weed by the way fuck yeah yeah we have weed We're not supposed to smoke this because this is for the demonstration of the brand deal. We're going to demonstrate this shit right now. Nigget what? Oh, we can't smoke it. We have to demonstrate.

This is the perfect. What else? You got some more for me? All right. This is the last thing you need. Nicarge. My guy, look. Take it out.

Deep A D off Kush. We got the motherfucking. We get to residential backwoods with the bizarre Saza. We were told about, yeah. Bro. 15? No, they're a hundred.

No, they're a hundred. They're a hundred. They went from. They went from one hundred to one. It went from one hundred to one. one box. Yo, but you want to hear like the craziest fucking thing that you've ever heard in your life? Of course.

Listen to how this is worded. And you know every backwood pack has like a weird poem on it or whatever? I never bought one. You never read the back of the pack? This nigga can't roll up. How he going to buy a pack of back? Listen to what it says here. Anyone who smokes has read this at least once.

Backwoods doesn't make pretty cigars. Instead, we make the best cigars we can. We start with age, broad leaf wrappers for a naturally. sweet flavor and a dark Maduro color. This nigga sounds like a commercial. Maduro. Then that's wrapped around carefully selected tobacco leaf known for its mellow

aroma and gentle taste. No paper wrapper means they might look a little rough around the edges, but they smoke true just the way you want them to because a deer appearance doesn't matter. The cigar does. This thing is something like the commercial at a movie theaters. Yeah.

Theaters. Come into theaters. Near you. Has anyone ever written an about why and I realize this isn't going to sound inappropriate but why like you guys both say theater like theater where did that come you say it and we just there was just somebody else in the podcast saying it the same way well how do we say theater you say theater is how was the right way say it theater theater theater theater I had so many people over the past couple weeks saying it like that that it's kind of blowing my mind like why do they why are they all pronouncing it

the way that it's spelled. I'm thinking about going Thursday. They open back up. They do. I just found out that salmon is, I just found out that salmon is actually salmon. Salmon. I was saying salmon.

You were? Forever my whole life. Salmon. This is like saying four. I say four. I say five. Five. Five.

I grill. You say potato. I say potato. You say tomato. You say tomato. Let's call the whole thing off. Imagine I kind of like took a step back from advertising and just became like a Franks, or excuse me, advertising podcast. And y'all, I swear my brain is right now.

Imagine I took a break from that and just became like a Frank Sinatra type singer. I want to be the guy with like, I see skies lying view. And I say to myself, what a wonderful world. Okay, but if you want to do that, this is what I need you to do. You have to wear a suit 24-7. You can take it off to go sleep. 80 Samuels. Yes. But if you were like, like take Kevin Samuel's aesthetic, but then you are like,

just become this super smooth dude in a suit all the time. And you just, you get some songwriters help you out and you just, you reinvent music. Like I'm not doing like rap. I'm not doing R&B. I'm doing the soulful shit. I'm like dude. I'm the nigga that I come to and ba-bba-b-b-b-ha. What is that? It's the same thing. Is this a new? Yeah. What the actual song you were just singing? I don't know. I made it up. It was hit him off the 19-chava-chab-chab-chab-chab-chab-chab-h. Something like that.

Crickets. You guys don't watch the Joe button podcast. I do. What are you talking about? A lot? Yeah, enough. Enough. So you know about the rarity in the mall?

Yeah. Okay. How do you feel about that breakup, bro? I don't give a fuck. We got a podcast here. I know. It's the competition. See you?

That's the way. But, you know, okay. I was really excited to get in here. and talk to you and Housephone about how seeing them fall out makes me realize how important it is that we don't. Well, considering that you and Housephone

Arnold Birds are breaking up every fucking week and I'm the one mediating this shit, I think the last argument that me and Housephone got into was probably like the best thing for our relationship. I agree. Because the podcast has been good since then

and I think that like what was kind of happening is that we were both doing little things that were pissing each other up. And then we just got into a big-ass argument where we basically just hit each other over the head with like 10 different things that pissed each other off about the other person. And now I feel like we're on better terms. Although he did not show up this week, which I really don't think that is like a me thing or a us thing. I think that's just, it's crazy. That's just a housema.

When I'm the one mediating this shit. I know. You've known us for like six months. I know. I'm like, hey, you guys are brothers. But this is my logic If you guys, you love each other, just go in the back and beat the dog's share out of each other

And then you're good after that. I don't feel like we have to take it back. But that's kind of what the Joe button shit was too. They kept saying that fucking Rory kept telling Joe Like, you want to keep fighting them. He's like, I fight friends. And he's like, who says we're friends? Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of little things.

Out of here. Oh, God. On the pot. I'm waiting a sock and a nigga on the pot one these days. I'm just waiting. That's the one thing that has never happened. And I think we were talking about this the other day, but it has never happened. I've never seen a podcast turn into a fight.

Except when you got DDT through the table the other day. Let me just say this. If anybody comes on my podcast or anything that I'm doing, you disrespect me. I don't give a fuck about this no jumper job enough to not beat the dog shit out of you. So everybody know that shit. I will beat the dog shit out of you. There's only a few people. And if Adam Suss meter goes to us.

There's only a few people that if you beat them up, it would be like, oh, we got a fire AD. We can't fucking have AD working here. I know you guys. I'm on the list. But there's a lot of people that if you were to beat them up, I would probably want to talk to a lawyer and make sure like, are we going to be good or whatever?

But like, I don't. Part of the fun of having AD around you is the feeling that he might just attack someone, like a fucking enraged grizzly bear. You know what's crazy? It's just like, if I was going to get fired for something, And it should have been a lot of things a long time ago. No, what have you? When I first came, I was terrible.

But doing what? The shit that I used to say. Yeah, but all you, the only thing that you did that we had to correct was we just had to tell you like, yo, we can't be talking about a news story about someone snitching and you can't say that they need to kill him for snitching. That's just, and you love it. Kill because he loves that this is what he got reprimanded for. He loves it. Kill because he was just talking about like,

6-9 and shit and he was like, listen, like, if I were them, I'm gonna be real with you. Like, I wouldn't be even looking for him. I would just spray his mama's crib up. I'm kind of like, yeah, eventually. I don't think we can put that in there. Somehow I feel like you are sort of saying that someone should shoot 6-9's mom. Seems like it's kind of over the line. I mean, hey.

But I love that I have to. You say tomato, I say tomato. I love that in correcting your behavior that it was stuff like that. Okay. That was just way like the kind of thing that I never would have dreamed of having to talk about in my life. But there's things like, is like, okay, people don't understand. It's like, yeah, I literally, this is the best work environment that you can be in. Why?

Because you get to bring your blammy's. You can bring your homies. Stop saying that. And you can't, no one has ever fought anyone in here. Yeah. Luckily. Allegedly. Luckily.

That, honestly, that's my big new goal. and, well, it's not really a new... What, to fight a coworker? Maybe Yassie, but no. I take it back. Yassi, it's a joke. Stop it, man. I got a joke about fighting her like multiple times.

They'd be trying to bully her enough, man. Do they really still? Yeah, they'll be trying to bully her, man. Yeah, Zhez he's cool. I'm gonna watch... I still gotta watch that IceWra Vezo episode. Also, look, Vell just fucking... Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe.

You see that? I just noticed, I'm like, oh, you know what it means when you see the weeds still shaped like a blood, but the blood is... The blood is gone. This is what happened. You tore it. Now the fucking stem is like...

Hey, I like that. The stem is super fucking... The stem is just strong and... The stem is strong. The stem got a bloody pack. I burned my toe. Bro, I was just watching like Deb Adney, Big U, etc. on fire.

It was fire too, but like, what even is the logic between what they do with drink champs now? Because they got trick-trick on there. They got like just a whole plethora of gang. Yes, and no bikes. The audio, honestly, is like a little fishy. The street gatekeepers, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's why they had all that.

No flies on, brother. I forgot because that's from, what's the show called, hip-hop uncovered or whatever? I'm going to keep watching it because, bro, I got that big you interview coming up. You still want me to go with you? We're doing it here. No, the one that you got to go with is when we go do his podcast.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, what should I talk to him about? C-Mack, obviously. I'm with you. Oh, he loves me, man. He fucked with you, and he had you all spooked. Who? Big you? He was like,

Hey, were you there when that happened? Adam was all like, what's up? But he just looked at that nigga boy. He was like, oh,

this thing Adam's face, bro. Oh, you're out of no jumper. I heard you don't like me. His face, bro, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, because I'm like, who the fuck? I'm like, what kind of business I got not liking you?

And he's like, I'm just playing with you. It's in one of the logs. It's in that blog. It's in that blog it's in that vlog and shit. Man,

look, resolve like so this guy started the Crips like why he's so nicely this is like the nicest start the Cribs right but he basically like Tuckie Williams started the Crips right but he basically like you know had a bigger role than anybody

you can fucking think of it think about all the street guys you know that you're super cool with they're nice fucking guys bro Wack 100's a little crazy he's nicest Wack is solid Wack came on his platform okay and said that he don't got a problem with you I do not have a problem of Wack you and I heard that you didn't even think he was going to come

I didn't even know that he was going to come out. But also, this is the thing, with Wack, when you're having a conversation with Wack, he really, like, you're periodically reminded that this guy's really in the streets. You could talk to Big U for a while and just feel like you're talking to your uncle. Like, he's just got such a nice vibe

that it's almost kind of hard to, like, draw the line of, like, how he is, you know. And watch the episode when Wack came on here. Yeah? I saw a big chunk of it. Yeah. That shit was dope. Saw Wack.

Bro, I tell people all the time. Wackham did a lot for me, bro. He didn't came to my neighborhood, Dolo, him and Wacko, put my homies on TV. You know what I'm saying? When I went to his neighborhood, got me my own fucking trailer, made all my homies fucking feel welcome. Homies was getting into it with some of them people over there.

Guess what? He jumped in the way other crips. You know what I'm saying? I have a question. I have a question. Ask Wack 100. He'll tell you. Damn.

Will you? Can't take these nowhere. This actually goes for both of you guys. How many barbecues and cookouts are you planning on inviting me to this summer? How many do I think you're going to come to? None. I'm going to all of them. I need a burger.

I told you to come to my mom's. I told you. Okay. And then you're going to have you some nice gumbo. You know what I'm trying to come. Yeah. Is there going to be one that's kind of like in the family reunion and poetic justice when they're driving up north and they see the giant family reunion on the side of the road,

which I've driven up north mad times. I don't know where this was happening. It's going to be more of your speed. more family-orientated. Unless you want to come to like a hood barbecue, I'll take it in. Will Tupac be there? And if you take some shrooms, he made me. But okay, like, would you,

are you this summer, are you going to barbecues in the hood? I just came from a fucking barbecue in the hood. So you're at barbecues where you're thinking like, I could get shot here. Like, this could turn into some crazy shit. Well, do you just see where I was at for my homeboy's memorial? No. Did you watch my story?

Never. It was fucking ridiculous. Okay. Never. He watches my story all the time. Sometimes I don't, though. I'm not sure I saw this. Well, I went to my home, what I was talking about last time,

my home me that died from cancer. With shout out to all the fans who were showing a lot of love about that in the comments. Because I didn't really expect that. Like, I didn't know that they were going to be so nice about that. And I got a lot of DMs, bro, like overwhelmed with DMs and stuff like that. People was just like showing me real love and shit like that. So we had a memorial from them in our neighborhood. Right.

You know what I'm saying? Because we're from the same area. And, you know, all. Bloods, cribs, everybody came down there, showed their love, nobody got into it. See,

that's the kind of part that I want to go to. And on top of that, usually things happen when people go live in the neighborhoods, people was going to live, nothing happened,

you know what I'm saying? I went to my neighborhood store for the first time in like years. And that's like a fucking dangerous. Oh, I saw it. Okay, yeah, now I kind of know you.

I was like, damn, AD in the corner store. That looks like a hood corner store. What is he doing in there? Yeah. You know, it's just, you know, with my people's. That's dope. But I'm prepared for anything to happen of all times.

Just know that. So you mean like a sack race or like a hacky sack game or? Let me tell you this. And this is my logic. As soon as I hit the 110 freeway, I'm ready for whatever. That's when I think that anything, you can be a victim of anything once you hit the 110. You're expecting to die on the 110.

No, I'm just saying, like, you've got to be ready for whatever once you start. going into South Central and stuff like that. You know what I mean? A nigga live good now. You know what I hit that 110? Hey, I'm ready for whatever. I'm right. You're going to make a good on.

A good what? Good unc. Thanks. Like I can see it. Like when we're talking about Big You and Wack and then you're talking about being in the neighborhood and stuff, I'm like, AD's going to make a good 40-year-old rap elder statesman. I have a long time for that.

I hope myself to be one as well. stay away from who's barbecues nah you can't do that we can't just stay away right I mean you can I can't yeah I don't know I want to go I want to like I'm really excited to like

yeah all right I want to say this post COVID I am very very excited to be outside and very very anxious about having to be like backstage at music festivals they didn't announce a lot of festivals too and I just like when I think about it like you know I like going to roll and loud

That shit was late. Bro, it's just like a certain level to which that's just kind of stressful for me to have to be around a million people. Hey, it's funny too that my homie. Shout to my homie baby Black. He was like, man, tell that nigga Adam, man. I need to fuck with all these porn stars and shit that he knows. I always say that. I remember who says that and I'm kind of like, you know, like, I know, I know girls, but what are you bringing to the table that necessarily is going to make them interested?

it. Yeah. I guess that's one thing. You know, all these girls want a dude who's down to be on their only fans. Do you like that video I sent you a fat boy fucking? Bro. Tell me why. I just shout out of fat boy, man.

I click on my DMs and I just, I just see a DM that just like my, I see my requests on Twitter and says, did you see this? I'm like, hmm, I click the little preview to just see what the video was going to be. I click on it to actually watch the video, and I'm watching that boy just beating some pussy up. That's his girl, though. I know. And I know that she has the only fans. I had heard him say that before.

I never really scoped her or anything. And a lot of guys like him, you know, like if you are famous, you want to keep it low-key, you do the blowjub scene, you're like this. You're getting your dick sucked. You're filming it with your phone. You beating it up from behind. It's easy to film it like that.

But then anything beyond that in terms of like sex position, Like, you know, fucking missionary is pretty normal, right? But you never see anybody doing it on OnlyFans Because if you're filming with the phone and your fucking missionary, it's like, you gotta have your phone up here, but now you have the fish eye mode. You can switch it to the point 5X camera. That helps you like to get in them spots a lot better.

Also, that thing makes your dick look way bigger. You put it way down at the patient. Take notes. You'd think that thing was a pumper for sure. But that's dope though. It's cool that Fat Boy just put the camera up on a tripod and was like, I'm going to beat this up. He got his shirt on, so it's not like you get to see the full scene.

You don't really see his dick. He's just kind of beating it up. And that's what you're looking for, huh? No, I was just impressed on. I never, like, I fuck with Fabo, but I never, like, thought that I would see him fucking. We live in the world now. I never thought I see you fucking. Right.

You did? Yes. How? You did? You went through my phone? No, bro. Somebody said, look, is this Adam? And it was on Reddit.

Hey, you was doing your thing. Really? Did you mean Len of the Plug's only fence? I don't know. It was on Reddit. That shouldn't be there. I don't know. Yeah.

That should definitely not be there. So somebody tells somebody to take that off. Delete that shit. I, did you see this clip of Lil Zan and Supreme Patty getting into it at a club? No. I know. I didn't see it until today, but it's hilarious.

It was on white crime. It was on World Star. He's Mexican. I'm joking. Supreme Paddy's from Florida. The fuck is they have to do it is. Jesus Christ. He's not white.

He's Floridian. He's Floridian. Yeah, it's hard to tell if it was real or not, especially from them to because they just so are the type of dudes that would do something like this that would troll some shit. But then also it's like it's in the club. If they were faking it, you'd probably see somebody on Twitter. for like saying they were faking it.

I don't know. It's kind of hard to imagine them pulling it off. But then, I mean, Supreme Patty, like, I guess we can talk about this now since the group broke up. Remember when Supreme Patty guys asked B by Shoreline at that one show? No. Geez, I'm too in the loop. There's a video that came out of like some associates from Shoreline

just straight waffle stomping fucking Supreme Patty. They turned him to a Supreme Patty? Supreme Patty to me has always been the nicest guy. Such a nice guy. And it just surprises me when I, like, see he's getting in the fight of the club with Lil Zan, allegedly. I don't know if that was really not.

But that shoreline beat down was, that really happened. You can fake that. I need a lighter in the key or something. I'm trying to think if there's anything on this list that I want to talk about before we start smoking Cush. I mean, I guess I could just bring up the fact that Fujiano is locked up in jail and telling Trey songs and going to beat his ass. That shit is fun. He about to be like, we'll see you about that. I didn't say nothing then

Bro, Fujianna was on the run for three months No rapper has ever been on the run For three months before What was that mean? I mean, I'm just saying It's pretty impressive Oh yeah, that's dope

Like three months is a long time How long to TK do? He did the race What are you talking about? I think it was less than It might have been a couple months But I think it was probably less than three months Nigger there's a show called

I almost got away with it Watch that People be on the run for 10 years Really? Yeah, bro, it was crazy For some crazy ass I'm gonna say shit I think it sounds really good

No, it's like three four seasons, bro. Really? And let's talk about how people almost got away with certain crimes. See, I love that. I love the idea of like a perfect crime. Like, like, and I always like, well, think about like that in the sense of like, you know, a bank robbery or whatever.

Like, I just really enjoy thinking about like, what is the way? There's got to be a way that you could actually get away with it. Or when you're watching a murder documentary and you're like thinking about how they go through with it, like usually you can just immediately see what they did wrong. But it's like so fascinating to try to think. about like how could they have actually pull it off. And this is the good thing about the show. You're talking to the people

who got caught. So they're telling you behind bars like this is how I got caught. I almost got it's called I almost got away with it. But some of the people they were, they're on the run for 10 years bro. They're on to run nine years, five years. Some escaped from prison. There was one guy escaped from prison twice,

which is fucking ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. That's what's really depressing about being famous is that I'm pretty sure if I went on the run, like, what am I going to do? I know what to find you. Where? The Jack Jack?

In Indiana. In Wuhan? Yeah. But like, that's the problem is, like, if I move somewhere where nobody's going to know who I am, like if I move to Japan, I'm going to be like, Adam! Atom!

All right, if I move to Bangladesh, or like, somewhere where nobody knows who I am. The problem is still going to be, I'm just going to stand out so much that at some point the conversation is going to be like, why is there this fucking big tattoo white guy like on the corner? See, and that's the thing too when a six and nine shit

happen. It's like, how the fuck are you going to even get protective custody with all these goddamn six nine tattoos on your face? Isn't it funny how we all thought he was dead meat and then he's been free for like over a year now and ain't shit happened? I mean, once you with the police yeah, nothing's going to happen here, bro. Like I said, you can walk out. That thing is a cop.

Oh no, I fully believe that there are people who are like excited and ready to shit this guy, but I just don't think it's going to happen. Like nobody wants to go to jail. And nobody wants to shoot into a crowd of security guards just to maybe kill the one guy that you want to kill. It's just like no, like he has not put himself in any kind of situation.

Drop the Avengers, Nancy. In which he's really, wait what? Drop the Avengers. What's that? Drop your boys. He got the superhero team. Drop the security. Get rid of them.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And then see what happened. Because somebody on the street's going to get that. he's right when he says like every rapper has security why y'all clowning me for having security they do okay fair but you have a lot of fucking security like quavo was in that apartment building in north hollywood by himself with a cody box set

i am not really sure if six nine would put himself in the same position but i don't know like i there's nothing wrong security but this is the thing is that i guess we're all just kind of hoping the six nine runs out of money right because that's the only way that this is ever going to happen right i don't care i mean i'm just saying like if the the people who said he was going to die like honestly it would almost be worth it just for the memes i just want to see what little rees going to tweet i'm not wishing death on but i do want to know i want to see little rice's drafts i'm like he probably got a tweet already lined up for it or you think he's more of a spontaneous guy

did you see that he's beefing with his ex super hard no six nine and like the one with all the or not his ex the one with the tattoos of him and shit oh and like wow he did like a crazy ass instagram post with like mad bags that he bought her and all this crazy shit and it's basically and actually i was i was astonished when i realized this happened because she was holding him down the rap blogs that i read didn't cover this and i'm like whoa are you all really going to like stop covering this guy but like yeah he bought her mad shit posted up about it said like tell my girl to stop being mad of me yada yada and it's like oh shit because if there's anybody who got a story to tell it's her because she was with him through all that shit you imagine what kind of shit she knows about

she got the ends and outs on a location she definitely do tap in a lot tap in let me get that addie know his actual address it doesn't seem very well but that's the thing like a lot of people will say oh this is this and that but who really like you have to really care and be invested in a situation i don't fucking care there's snitches all in all through the hoods and shit like that you feel me like fuck them it is what it is why do i care about this nigga okay but like there's rats all around los angeles right now okay but let's just go super hypothetical your best friend goes to jail for 10 years there's a guy snitched on him he's on the street fuck him he out of here do you think that would go down

But what's up with the people snitching? It's just that they didn't snitch on someone important enough? No, the thing is, is that a lot of people will say certain things, but if things really don't happen to you, that's like right now, somebody mama fucking dies from COVID, you feel me? They're going to be affected by more than somebody else. You know what I'm saying?

And versus somebody whose moms are fucking lives. So the same thing goes with snitching, like, do we like snitches? Fuck, no, we don't like rats. But are we going to make it our thing to involve ourselves and take penitentiary chances for somebody that is not affected by us. Like, you know what I mean? There's niggas.

Okay, I'm going to give you example. There's niggas that snitched on some of my homeboys. You feel what I'm saying? I'm invested in to that. You know what I mean? If they get something happen to them, something happens to them. That is what it is.

But I don't give a fuck about 6-9. He can tell on nobody I fucking know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely wouldn't give a fuck about that. But, I mean, when the one documentary, I think it was the Hulu documentary, when you realize that there is a, an Uber driver, the driver who literally was a federal informant, who allowed the feds to outfit his SUV with cameras, the guy who is the reason why we all know exactly what happened that night that 6'9 got kidnapped because there is a fucking recording of everything that happened. He fully got on board with the feds. That guy is still an Uber driver in Brooklyn and he has multiple times picked up Nine Trey Blood members.

who recognized him, who he had been around, and whatever. But who did he testify against? I mean, I don't know if he testified, but he basically worked with the feds to make it so that there could be evidence against. Didn't they have like some like sexual misconduct charges on him? And that's what they hovered over his head. And you know what's interesting is that they didn't mention that at all in the documentary? But I had originally heard that this driver,

had, I forget what it was. I don't know if it was a 17-year-old or 14-year-old, but it was something where he was doing something and maybe like if he would be shipped back to Mexico or some shit if fucking this came out or whatever. So that's why he was extra incentivized to get on board with the feds.

Either way, but the fact that he's a civilian though, bro. He's picked up these nitrate bloods and they don't really look at him as like somebody that needs to happen to, but also why would you? He's not from your world. Bro. He's so, I'm surprised that they're mature enough

to take that position. Civilians are not snitches, bro. It's the people that once you join this shit, you, when you jump off the porch, you take a oath that you're not going to tell on nobody, no matter what. But that's interesting because do you think that if you were to look at,

like, do you think that... My nigga, if an old lady goes and tells on me, bro, that I do something, she's not a snitch, bro. I get it. But if you're a rapper who has a driver, is it your responsibility

to make sure that that driver is not going to say, snitch on you because it doesn't seem very realistic. That driver, if you're a guy who has a driver all the time, that driver's going to know about everything that you get into. And there's not like, yeah, you could get a driver who is gang related who actually like has to go by this code if you want. Was that driver doing, was his driver doing illegal shit?

I don't think so. No. I think that he was just like, okay, I'm going to take him here and there. And we got some shit because we want to prosecute these motherfuckers. We're going to use that. He's a civilian, bro. he wouldn't he probably wouldn't a toll or did anything if they didn't put that shit over him oh yeah yeah that's what I'm saying yeah that's what I'm saying yeah that's what I was gonna find something either way though but like I was you know it goes back to what I was saying like if you really who's really invested into her team six nine as an individual you know what I'm saying if anybody needs to feel that way it need to be the niggas in New York I doubt that all these motherfuckers really care to where they're gonna want to do some shit I think I mean that's I mean you've been taunting them niggas in New York I mean you've been tauntin them niggas I don't know But that's the kind of crazy thing is that you know I take it back then he came and did

the shit wouldn't it niggins is hot yeah I just remembered right oh he did he show did never mind that's the thing about it though is that it's almost like easier to imagine that Chicago dudes would want to kill him for saying all this crazy shit about Vaughn and Dirk's brother that's unforgiving exactly that almost feels like they would be like more enticed to do something than the Brooklyn dudes who yeah like he put your friends in jail for 10 years, but somehow like the, the shitting on King Vaughn's memory

so publicly over and over, just like... That shit piss me off, my nigga, if you diss, if you diss somebody that was close to me, my nigga, is up forever. You can't go back on that shit, bro. And that's a crazy shit is that,

did you see that the co-founder of CTE, GZ's label, went on, I think, drink champs, or it was the Big Bank thing, maybe, their podcast and he basically said that GZ lost respect from everybody in the streets when he squashed shit with Gucci like when he basically like allowed him to this is dead homie on my thing. Oh god, Jesus is for sure fucking weiner for that.

I love you, Bell. For sure, bro, I'm just saying, I was like, wow, nigga. He speaks for the average man. Wait a minute. That's why I like about my dad, honey, nigga. I don't give a fuck, bro. See, but this is, I felt that way at first, too,

but then niggas is telling me, well, that wasn't really his homie like that. So I'm like, which one? See, but that's why I don't know. If it's not really- He sent the nigger to go get it, I don't know. I can go send somebody to do some shit right now.

That don't mean I'm fucking close to him. He probably wasn't, though. GZ probably wasn't close to him. But you have to remember that GZ comes. GZ only came to exist because of BMF. BMF is one of the biggest drug dealing operations in like the history of this country.

You don't think that they- Shout out the BMF, free to homies. You don't think they got a whole bunch of dudes who are down to just crash out, just go do something for one of the... And you got to remember, at that time, GZ is BMF's investment, and Gucci-Mane is basically making him look like a joke, clowning them, getting hotter and hotter in the streets about that minute. GZ's a huge rapper, but it's like that dynamic where you see another rapper coming up

and they're kind of building their name by shitting on you. Bro. There was probably so many random dudes that were down to go try to killed Gucci on behalf of Gizi at that time. And nobody's going to do nothing, no. But see, that's the, that's the, they tried, though. The backstory that I want to know is, were they close like that? And because I've had people who were, who fuck with Gizi, who've told me, like,

they wasn't cool like that. And I've also heard other people say that they was cool. There was a rapper on CTE, a Crip. I think his name. Oh. Yeah. No, no, no, no. I was just, I just thought about it.

There was a, was his name white? I think he was a white rapper named White. Hmm. And he was on fucking CTE. I wonder if those videos are still online. I would love to see that shit again now. Did you see what's on this lighter? It's a picture of,

yes, bro. I was gonna say that. My brother, Kiki. For some reason, he got a light skinned down. The shit is hard. I don't know. That shit is funny. This shit is really funny to me.

I was like, hell yeah. Skis. He like. Yeah, I don't know where the fuck you got this made, but I'm very into it. He did that. We need a Vell lighter. He definitely did that. We definitely need a Velliter.

I buy a Vail lighter. Support the homie. I would give them bitches out like here. We got. Oh, five, five, creed. Oh, 50. Fitt. Feeling real nifty right now.

Bro, there's an Ernie and Bert song I keep listening to. Rubber duck. I was like, rubber ducky, you're the one. Well, why he's saying nifty multiple times in that song? He do? Yes. Oh, Robert Doug, you sure look 50. And you can not tell me the fucking op-goblin song, don't go hard, nigga.

That song made me feel like that. He said that too. Bro, I fuck with that shit. I was like, nigga. C-Mack could have a nice little career. And then a nigga that he featured what is perfect for the song, too. Like, they did that shit like perfect together, bro. They did that shit.

That shit hard. It was like, he stuck in my hair for like a couple of days. I was like, hop-gabble. Goz. I have sucked by it, too. I don't know where C-Mack goes from here. And I don't know if he has the self-control to really like you have to bring him back in some I feel like you should yeah but you and other people have made me paranoid about

aligning myself with him so closely I like it it's funny I like him too but I just don't want everybody to think that that forehead is something that I'm fucking trying to it's not even about that though but nobody really I haven't seen anybody really coming at me acting like um instigating beef by having them on because I think the best thing is that when he did that He didn't say nothing about his ops. You didn't say nothing. You didn't say nothing. I asked him anything to trigger him to diss somebody, bro.

That'd be different if you was like, so tell me about blah, blah, blah, bob and all this stuff. It was a tattoo on your forehead or something, you know? Like, why you got it or something? And I was thinking about to ask some shit like that, honestly. I asked him like God, but he didn't go into like, oh, this is the name of the gang that I have issues with him. This is why, you know, he didn't really.

Even like the milk interview, bro, like you didn't ask milk nothing that was like dissing anybody. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, no one's going to trip when it's like that. They're going to say what they're just represented at the end of the day. Yeah. No, for real. Because like, God damn, this motherfucker.

It gets smoked. The smoke cloud. And you're sitting where you were sitting last time. Here we go. Where's the clouds? No, but yeah, that really made me think, though, is like, you know, rappers come on here. And they talk about beefs that they have with other rappers. That's fine.

If a gang member comes on here and is really talking about gang, like, you know, like, Like what gang he hates and like using this platform as a way to basically like humiliate another gang. That all of a sudden becomes something I don't really want to be a part of. And CMAQ could have easily took it to that level and he didn't. And I think that's a big part of why people like that interview and why he's likable. But he says shit on fucking his Instagram that is the exact kind of shit I'm talking about that. It would have been not great to have him saying. But in hindsight as well, too, if a street nigger come on here and talks about some shit, some beef shit.

and they're talking about the op and something happens to that op they're going to they'll could use your fucking interview and prosecute somebody and now everybody's going to be sitting there going to say Adams the fucking police you see how happy Vlad was when it came up that Nick Cannon's interview got brought up and instead of Cassinova's cast another shit yeah but that's but that's the thing though it's like you know you don't want to be the the the reason why somebody gets life in fucking jail or or something like that for the hell of clicks and shit. Like, nah, man, that shit ain't cool.

Niggas got families and, you know what I mean? And I mean, honestly, like, I can't really, like, as much as people want to say that, oh, I'm 22 as the feds, whatever. It's like, I can't really think any time I did a podcast where someone, like, came on and was really, I guess there probably have been times over the years. But, you know, like, motherfuckers just don't really air themselves out that much. Yeah. They'd be dumb to that.

That'd be their fault. I applaud you. But nobody takes it like that. It's always. It's your fault because you're older, you're white, you're smarter. You should be smarter than this person. I applaud you, though, because there's a lot of shit that you can say and do that you don't do. And I know behind the scenes that I'd be like, I respect that shit.

Like what? I'm just saying there's a lot of incidents where you like, damn, I could have did this, but it's like, I'm not going to do that. You know what I mean? Like, your moral compass clicks in. Versus somebody who will just be like, fuck it. Let me go all the way in. Yeah, I mean, you got to look at it as like in the short term,

yeah, you might make a little bit more YouTube revenue. but it's like the brand is more important in the long run. Have fucking integrity. Yeah, I'm saying? Be a stand-up guy.

Treat people the way you want to be treated at the end of the day. But that's what's weird about the news thing is that a lot of rappers like basically want to be famous and then don't want the news

to be able to talk about them. Like they want to get mad as fuck at academics for reporting on something that like is news. And it's like brother like he's just doing his job. Like you really can't like

you can't expect to be this famous and to get arrested for beating a girl up or and they can not talk about it like getting pulled over with drugs in your car whatever it's like they're gonna report on that let's see that's just life that's the argument that i was having with house phone that you know i'm saying people are going to treat you differently that they're going to treat adam you know what i'm saying they expect they expect adam to do some shit like that they're not going to expect you as a black man to you know what i'm saying comment on another black man and

that's why academics get so much slack as well people are not going to give the same energy to academics that they're going to give to you but it goes both ways because on one hand me inserting myself into black people of business is always going to get that response. Why you want to talk about black people with business so much? But I only get that if it feels like I'm having too much of an opinion, if I'm getting too much in the mix,

if I'm talking too reckless, etc. I will get that response. Academics is a black dude, so he gets treated differently, and it's like he's under way, bro, I saw when that quaver and sweetie thing came out, he was number one trending. Why?

He wasn't in the video. He reposted the video. But that's crazy. Like people really like look at him as like just a punching bag for the media. Like they use him as a representation of the whole media. And so it's like he could he posted that video. But so did blood. So did us.

So did fucking Jason Lee. So did everyone. And it's like they don't, nobody really thinks to give them the shit. I think a lot of that shit too. from the affiliation with 6-9 that adds to it. And, you know, one thing that I can't say, though, I'm just happy that he don't allow himself to get bullied. I respect that.

Yeah. No, yeah. And as much as I hated going through that whole thing with him, he was making a point that I get. And when you see the way that he just keeps going at it with Meek and Rory from the fucking podcast and all these people, it's like on one hand, that's not really like how I might necessarily handle it,

but you've got to respect it because it's like he's really letting people know if they want to like really be for them. Like this is how I'll treat you. I'll talk about you the way that I talk about you behind your back. You don't, that is not fun for a lot of people, bro. And you don't have to, you don't have to be a street guy to stand up for yourself.

You feel me? I don't care. Black, white, purple, blue. Don't be a pussy. Somebody come at you. Shit, giving that same energy. But be prepared. If you run into a nigga in person

You know what I'm saying A nigga be prepared for what that comes with as well Because niggas gonna run into you And they're not gonna be playing At all Do you think they'll ever get Ack? Lacking in public I think that Ack is

I think that he knows that There's a possibility That niggas are gonna try to get him He ain't stupid He's not about to be He ain't about to be he has fucking money He's gonna If anybody should have security

It should be him He doesn't claim to be a street nigga He doesn't claim to be a tough guy If he even told on somebody bro like I wouldn't I wouldn't look at him any different than I look at him now. I feel like don't you feel like that would fuck his shit up if he told him somebody. He's not a street guy. He's a civilian.

Yeah, but don't you feel like he can't really get away from that expectation? He is a street guy. They treat him this. You mean he's not a street guy. He's not a street guy. So look, the rules don't apply for him, bro. You know what I'm saying? He's a hip-hop journalist, bro.

He is, he doesn't claim to be nothing else, bro. I think you right now are giving him more leeway. than the general population in rap would. They're doing that because he's black, bro. Exactly. But, Vlad, lawsuit against Rick Ross. Mm-hmm. Don't you think that that in a lot of ways

that people in rap treat Vlad quite different as a result of that? Now, Vlad still has a great business and he still does a shitload of interviews. But, I mean, there are a lot of people who I know for a fact basically won't have anything to do with Vlad because of that. Maybe not a lot, but at least some.

Bro, people are still running up and down and do Vlad interviews, bro. And to be honest, his recent cancellation where a shitload of people basically talk shit about him didn't really have anything at all to do with the Vlad thing

and the Ross thing and that was forever. You want to cancel somebody? Don't go to their fucking platform at all. Don't talk about their platform. That's what really being canceled is. You can't say this person is canceled and you go go do some shit.

People pick and choose what they want to fuck with and what they're not going to fuck with. But that's the thing that recently a bunch of different people really got vocal against Vlad and really kind of tried to turn it into a thing. And I told you this.

And people that were on his platform. I fucking told you that this was going to happen. I told you this. You was like, you was like, no, it's not like that. I'm like,

nigga, no, nigga, it's about to go down over, you know what I'm saying, Louis Farrakhan, bro. I was surprised that that I would have thought that other things would, I didn't think that that would have been the thing that really set it off.

But don't you remember I'm coming in here? And I'm like, listen, bro, you do not fuck with that community, bro. You know what I'm saying? It's just crazy because, like, it kind of, like, okay, I read a lot of

mainstream news. I have a fucking subscription of the New York Times. I see the articles that the New York Times puts out about Louis Farrakhan, and they call him an anti-Semite, and they talk about him like he's a fucking hate monger. And this is the biggest journalistic institution in the country, and a lot of them would. Who runs that, though? Are you going to say the Jews? Because this might be a little dice. No, I don't know who runs it. I'm just asking. Who runs in New York Times? I don't know if they're bored. But they're

not black media. Right. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. It's like hip-hop is black. Just hit so different. Like these dudes, like, Louis Farraghan's banned from all these social media sites for literally shit he said about the Jews. And then like Vlad basically like kind of sort of like misquoted like a thing that he said. And like, man, like they really, I just sort of like wonder if all those people who were so offended by that necessarily

realize the shit that said about Lewis Farrakhan in the media by the main. stream media every day. Yeah, but maybe not every day. Who is, you got think about it like, okay, hip hop, right, predominantly black culture, right? So you, Vlad, everybody has an obligation

to, you know what I'm saying, adhere to this culture the right way. You know what I mean? Not do shit that's going to fuck up the culture or take away from the culture. I like to think that you bring something to the culture, you know what I'm saying? And anybody if they're taking from our culture, which is

ran by black people, they need to get the fuck out the culture. And it don't matter if they black, white, blue, orange, whatever the fuck the situation is. I don't like to, like, I feel like in a lot of ways, if I just talk about politics too much and like little weird things in politics. Fuck politics. Let's stay off of that shit. It kind of like takes away from like what I'm trying to do at times. I don't really want to make my fucking platform all about me having some, like, it's so tempting because now everybody wants to be either like mega far conservative or super, super woke. And I'm really all, I'm not a huge fan of either. To be telling honest, I think they're both fucking nuts. You just love poker. It's fine. That's true. But I follow a lot of like, like, I follow

a lot of the mega far right people. Like I get people DMing me like, why do you follow Stephen Crowder? It's like, I don't agree with this guy on much, but it's interesting. It's entertaining. And I feel the same way about some of the crazy ass social justice warrior people. I don't even know who Stephen Crowder is. I've never heard of him. I think you're, you're going to be okay. But you, you You should join the mug club. What is that? I've never heard of that either. That's his thing where like you get a mug and like, break it off someone's it?

No, I think you pay like five bucks a month for the mug or something. And that's like his monetization thing. I don't know. Or maybe you get a mug every month. That's a lot of months. Sounds like way too many mugs. Three, for three years in, you got 36 months plus whatever mugs you started with. You got a fucking, you can start a mug store?

I did think it was kind of smart when I saw that you had the mug club because it's like a way of like getting people to give you money every month without just being like give me money every month it's like no you get a mug I think it's a mug a year. I can handle a $5 a month you get a mug a year. That is a expensive $60 a mug. But like the idea is like you're going to be made out of silver. You want to like create ways for people to support you because like with the super conservative media shit a lot of them they don't make any money on YouTube and shit. so like they are trying to find other ways to make money or whatever. I mean, they can eat a dick, but, you know, most of them anyway. Anything else we should talk about?

Oh. You're high yet? Yeah, for sure. You're getting there. That was a high answer. That's hard. You know my game I have going on my kid now that is like the 100% puts a smile on her face? call it jackhammer and I hold her by her belly slash rib cage and I go

and I just shake her real quick and I make that noise and like so funny I put my son over he loves it I put my son over my fucking shoulder really yeah and he just just like just holds him and runs around like that hey I'm literally really really concerned for house phone now yeah I'm worried about that so okay I wonder if anybody got a text um no no but you know what I actually did today when I was playing with for like the first time I made her cry but like I didn't even really do anything I was just like rolling her like she likes it when I like put her on her belly and then she like flips back to her back and I did it like two three times and for some reason the third time I did it just and I'm just like oh

like I felt horrible even though you know I got to chalk it up to just her being a baby and my girl was like oh she's at that you know because they only have like a couple hours of being cool after they wake up and then by the end of those couple hours they're not cool. Oh my son throws those tantrums now just liable to get pissed off but he throws more tantrums

at the end of like when he's getting tired maybe like two times a day and then when he's tired he'd be just jumping he gets pissed off and crying your kid sounds way worse than Josh's kids though he sounds way crazier

oh man I deserve it though why karma bro karma for what being a bad kid yes I'm putting my mama through it sparking the roots coach gang, bro. Man, though, dude, making her cry like that, like, even though I realized there was a bunch of good reasons,

it was like, I literally did something to her that just made her cry, and I really, like, wow, that made me feel horrible. Yeah. I'm getting high. Sure there's going to be a lot more of that throughout her life. Yes. There's going to be times when you, like, make her cry on purpose, when you're, like, ground her and you know that she's going to cry,

and it's still the right thing to do. Yeah, you're like, oh, crying here. Hmm. Do you care if your kids see you smugging blunts? Kind of like in the middle about it. Like I don't like she like I kind of like she knows what's up. But I don't like, you know, let her like just watch me, you know. But like I don't try to like hide it from her in a way neither because then she'd be trying to more so kind of.

But she ever asked you what you're doing? She knows. She knows what's up. Yeah. I've been told her what's up, you know? I feel like when you hide it from them, it just makes them more like. Yeah. more just, you know, mysterious and want to know, like, you know, so I just more something

let her know. It's cool. This is, you know, medicine. It's for adults, you know, I definitely told her what's up. That is not. She knows what I. Yeah. Because my mom, my mom hit it down there my whole life. Really? You didn't know? And now I just blow her. Really? Mm-hmm. Your role, your mom will roll a blunt? Yeah. Smoking my mom the other day. Wow. That's my mom hit the juice the other day. We was at the skating ring. She did. The girls hit the juice out the bottle.

Bro, my mom, though, with the double cup, Nick, I swear to God, bro. I was like, what? I took a video and it didn't say, oh. What a mom? I know, that shit was like, it was pretty dope. I'm not going to lie, I was like, hell yeah. I never ever thought in a million years.

This would even be like a thing, you feel me? We got the skating ring. Bro, Mayweather was there, nigga. What? He bought a fucking skating ring in Las Vegas. Yeah, he was there, bro. I didn't even know he was short, nigga. How was it?

Bro, I didn't even know he was built like that. He's pretty like, he pulled up just grab his boxer all the time. He probably had a couple of niggas with him, bro. He was skating with some Air Force one fucking little skate something, bro. I love how people have stories about just seeing Floyd Mayweather doing normal shit. Because my parents saw him at a high school basketball game. Literally.

My parents went, right? My parents went to a fucking high school basketball game in Calabasas or some shit because my dad is a weirdo who likes watching basketball, mostly from high school and college kids. And it doesn't really care about the NBA. I think it's kind of strange. attention and shit, seeing, you know, like, sure. Yeah. A lot of times there'll be, like, some guy in the NBA who's, like, super famous,

and my dad will, like, have been paying attention to him to do 16. To me, it's a strange thing to do if that's not your line of work. Yeah. I've kind of, I wanted to say that over the years. Like, you ever think about being, like, a, well, obviously, it might be a little late in the game now, but, like, you could have been, like, a, you know, one of them guys who a scout. My homie is a high school football coach. Really?

Yeah. For Milliken. Is that a free gig? You do that for free? No, he gets paid for that. You get paid. And you can move up. You could do like college after that.

You can go to the NFL. Oh, yeah, you're like a, it's not like a volunteer type thing. Now I think it's only for like the parks. Right. You don't think I was doing that. I could see you as a coach. Once you reach Unc status, you could do that.

There's a lot of people that do that. You know, Joe Moses, shout to Joe Moses. He has a team. Real? Yeah, he got a team. Snoop Dogg has a whole league, bro. That honestly, like, the kids had no

the parks had nobody that funded them to fucking have these league and shit like then Snoop been doing it for over like 15 years probably right now yeah since I was in high school for sure like I remember that shit going on it's pretty crazy when you really think about the extent

to which like hip hop gang bang and etc. is like interwoven into like normal society now where like I could imagine in like at some point in the 80s or 90s that there would be like a bunch of stuff

that would prevent those guys from, like that there would be people in charge it would be like, no. Snoop Dog had a murder case, said this in a song, this in a song, et cetera, et cetera, you can't, you know. That's pretty cool to think

that a lot of that stuff is kind of fading away. Big U, big you does that all the time. Yeah, what has fucking, has banquets for the kids and all that. The last banquet I went to, Nip, rest in peace was there, T.I. was there.

Wiz came there. You know what I'm saying? Like, he really brings people to do that shit. And, you know, even future. Future donated. He bought Joe Moses' football team jerseys and shit, bro. Like, people really doing dope shit for the kids.

That's what we need, man. We should just trying to know jumper football team. We should. He'll buy some kids, bro, who don't got the chances. All the fat kids, you can't get on to any of the other teams. No, now you're twisted this shit. I know what's up with this thing. Heavy weights.

Heavy weights. Like some fucking. I used to love that fucking movie. No, we got all the gangster-ass kids. We got face tattoos by 16. That's our team. Hey, we can help them. That could probably change our lives.

No, the homies. The bad newsbears. No, no. Oh, man. No. Hey, don't pick. The homies. Little fingers was fired.

Didn't you love those things? I definitely fucked with them, for sure. I need some. Vlad. Or, Vlad. Vlad. La, Vlad. This thing.

Love, Vlad. What up? Anything you want to tell the people out there? I don't know who you talked to. Thank God. You pulled up. because otherwise it would have been just me and AD since house phone is

who knows we probably would have bought Yuri for sure would have been you got a fucking came in this bitch man Yuri I get enough Yuri on Friday so Yuri what's it going Wu-Tang two fucking

fucking blunts bro how many followers you get for $40 bro 400 followers everybody go and you got $40 go on my Instagram my second most recent post is a video of Yuri wutanging two blunts.

I just want everybody to go and follow Yuri. We'll see how many more followers can get from this. But dude, the fact that he did that, like, Yuri did so much more than you, like, bro, look at, look at this point. He did way more than that. That shit was like, it was still going to It's still a big wutein. Like if I was going to wutan this, I would burn it down to at least half this.

For sure. So by the time I wutan it's maybe a centimeter. He probably did a whole blunt. blood. It was double this. I'm for sure swisherworth. It was a big ass roach. It wasn't as thick as this, but then he did another one. When I started

filming that club, I did not know he was about to do another one. He was so high from eating those two roaches, bro. You get really high when you swallow a roach. Consider when I was sleeping on the stream, I was high as fuck.

But it's funny because, bro, he used to fall asleep like right here. I'm to fall asleep right here. Just right here. Now he just goes over the couch

and they gave him the mic on the couch so he could sort of like periodically wake up and just say something about the song. That needs to be my permanent spot. I like that.

And then just like fall asleep for another half hour wake up. He holds up the sign that says this song sucks. He just be the guy in the couch like in the movies and shit.

I love it. I love that Val had to sit in front even though he's wearing sweatpants and crox. What's up? Adam loves the drip. No, I love the drip. No.

Oh, dude. Compty, man. I heard it good. What the fuck? Had a little chill. Oh, bro. You can't do it all. Oh, yeah.

I thought he was that. I had a little cold, a little chill. Back piece my shit. You just get a little cold shimmy. Every now and then, you just shimmy? A little something. Damn, he'd be shimmy.

I didn't even know that. It's the meth. Bro. The homeless guy gave him. He actually did get some meth. He didn't tell you out a whole story. You know, it's kind of crazy. the more this becomes a real business,

the more that like we probably like can't do a meth pod. I would not. I would not. Like if one day no jumper is going to be on the stock market, probably we like don't want

them to be like, well, there was the episode where him and all his co-host did meth. Nah. And that was bad. If it goes public, can I be the CFO? No. Just give AD the business because Adam 22 is too full.

He's both up off the meth. Wait, who are you going to, listen, you got to think about it. Who are you going to depend on is learning your, think about it, your personalities that you have on this platform. I'm probably the most dependable that if you had to take a break or get like lipo or something that I can hold down to the fore. To get that too much on me something? No, I'm just saying, if you go do some cosmetic shit. Cosmetic, what am I going to get? I'm not getting a BBL.

I don't fucking know. I haven't even considered any cosmetic surgeries and now you're making me feel like it's inevitable. I don't agree that I can hold down to Fort in Adam's absence. I think you might be our best bet so far. Okay, so I need to be. House phone clearly just doesn't show up sometimes. I can hold this shit down, man. I need to be CFO just in case.

Just in case Adam just. Vice CFO. If Adam just happens to go missing for three months, well then. If Adam ends up safely missing, safely. Hey, we'll be found out I had a life insurance policy. I'm not, I wouldn't be surprised.

What if, hey, hey, what if I'd pretend to be kidnapped and then I just, like, chill out and just play poker at, like, a hotel for a week? You go to Hawaii? And then they return me. And then letter will be so much. She'll be like, I can't believe that I took you for granted. And I didn't, like, really appreciate you and everything. Go away for a month and then come back. I don't know.

A month, she might be a new guy in the bed. We just talked about it. He said two years. He said, a month. A month of thinking I'm dead. No, and I'm going to be pissed because, bro, if I come back, if I come back and she didn't organize

a search party, listen, if I was gone for a month and you got more than six hours of sleep in any given night, then you ain't shit. I want your life to be ruined for that whole month I'm gone. Otherwise, you don't love me. See, I agree.

It seems like a good way to end it. Shout out to everybody who watch this. No jumper. Coolest podcast where we shout out to do this at the end

of the No Jumper show. To the future CFO. Shout out to the Crips. Shout out to the cocky riders. Oh, I'm going to Arizona Thursday. I'll be back in the corner.

You go to Arizona. Yeah, from my cocky annual. Attention. A ZPD. The cocky riders is coming to town. We're going to be deep as fucking Arizona.

Gang shit.