No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 91

Episode Date: April 21, 2021

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We live. I'm taking executive order. You're not taking an executive order, nigga. Bro, please don't. Don't. Just wait a little bit and then do it. Shout out to the sponsors today, Stoge Life. This is the 420 episode.

Shout out the Stu's life, man. We got motherfucking Bell in the building. I'm talking with you, man. Mr. I'm taking a tour. They're trying to pin us black men against each other. Just wait a little bit. Hey, yeah, bell replace household.

This is the 420 episode. Like, these are my niggas. Like, these are my niggas, bro. Why can't we all be cool? And some people say, we're all. the same person. Yeah. And we're all here together now. I know.

I see the funniest shit in the comments, bro, about us, bro. We all look different. I love the cousins, though, for sure. Honestly, we could all be related, honestly. Hey, just know, though, just know, I've seen the most reaction from bitches about AD in the comments. Yeah, AD got bitches, bro.

They'd be in the comments, like, oh, my God, AD is such, he's so daddy. I love his weird-shaped head. This bitch said I loved his weird-shaped head. I was dying. Adam, Adam, Adam, be hating on me. He doesn't see it. Hey, listen, listen.

It's because you never going to think the homie sexy pause. You feel me? So, like, of course he's going to say that. You feel me? I'm just like, hey, man. Bro, I can't believe we. Okay, Adam texts us in a group chat and was like, let's start on time today, guys.

Start on time. All the black niggas got here early. How is this even possible? And let me tell you something. I had this shit, too. I was going to go home. And I said, you know, what? This turd can wait till after the show.

Well, you know, I should have let it go. We got the new, the new toilet seat now. That bitch comfortable as fun. I was on that bitch for like 30 minutes earlier, just, just chilling. Fun fact, I've never used, I never did number two years. That's Cal. I know it's not. Cal. I live so close, I just

rather go home. Niggia, you rather try to toilet out, bro, for sure. You got to go try to toilet out, man. I don't know if y'all want to smell that shit. You rather hold it in and go to the crib, though? Look who's late. Look who's fucking late. Where's my water? I love it. It's water right here. It's not enough.

The verdict is in. There was so much construction. Yeah, there is. The verdict is in. White people are always late. All the people think I'm sexy in the comments. I don't know about all. Of course I show up and AD is already finding a way to make it weirdly about him.

I didn't say all the comments said that. Oh, man. We're out here promoting cacti. It was turned the other way. It was turned the other way. How's it going? No, that's cool. Somebody gave me one at those skate park the other day.

I took a sip. I saw you take a big ass chug of it. How'd you like it? It was all right. I'm not complaining about it. Do we know what kind of like alcohol or whatever the fuck it is? Treff, can you go grabbing my, fuck? Oh, wait, it's right here, never mind.

Fuck them. Oh, man. Because of traffic? Traffic and weed. Traffic, traffic. Looking for my chapstick. Bill and kind of car stick. There's it for a Maverick.

What is that? Oh, my dad. You never seen Madaboos most wanted? You never seen it. It's been a while. I can see you loving that movie. He would. for sure. Man, you know, it's so weird

just jumping right out of the car. I was in the Joe button and Kevin Samuel Z. I haven't even seen it yet. It's pretty good. Niga, I'm hot as fuck with this jacket, but I'm trying to save the drip for the episode. I want to smoke now. But if you take it off for a while, please don't. Please don't. I told him, I told him I'll take an executive

order. He can't smoke to the end. Thank you. It's 420. It's 420. Let's how you do today. I wish you would catch a felony so bad just so you wouldn't be able smoke weed. Just so it wouldn't even be an option. Take that. Are you going to say that on the day where George Floyd's killer has been...

Okay, take it back, but also, then you wouldn't even be able to be in here in general. I'm smoking on a Derek Chauvin pack today. Yeah. Fancy. New I pack in the air of this shit gas for what. Hey, it's the Sita pack. I just did that on house phones on his story right now. He said, yeah, we hear black, no gentleman or Adam is.

I said, Adam's late because he wanted to... The Gerald Schoven turned it to be different. I'm crying for Derek. He's like, God damn it. My boy, Derek. He's like, my boy down bad right now. I did watch that happen in real time. It was pretty exciting.

Me too. Yeah. I was scared, though. But, you know, they were acting like they were still going to riot, even if he was found. He was so many people. I wonder if they are going to riot. You know, I put, for the cars. What's up, LaVelle, by the way?

They, Adam? They. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. That's not even a day because that's all the crazy activist people. I put a picture up. Who know the activists? I put a guilty bitch on my Instagram.

And Kiki said, shout of Tusi Kiki. He said, let's go looting. Let's lose. What the fuck? I had just started hanging out with AD when COVID hit, or when the first protest wave was going on. I was just kind of still getting to know AD, and he is just on FaceTime with somebody,

and they have like a mountain of pills. Wow. Because his homies had just robbed a fucking pharmacy. Allegedly. And they had like a, like a, wall of bottles of pills. They could have started a CVS if they wanted to. For sure.

They probably hit the CBS to start their own CBS. I'm not going to lie. I have seen almost like the same thing on the Bell story as well. On my story? Oh, my story. You see some shit on my story, man. That's a big fact. Did you get your Instagram back again?

No, bro. I haven't got it back. I'm waiting. I miss watching their stories, honestly. Give me my Instagram back. I was worried about it. He did, but then he lost it again. Yeah, bro.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Tell me why. Tell me why I also got locked out of my business account the same week we're about to do a drop. Oh, my God damn it. It's like, how?

It's okay. I used my regular page and we still did it all right. But there was people that was like, what the fuck? I have my post notifications on for. And I didn't see it. I didn't even see it. Shout out to the drop too. Because house phone said he's going to give me some free high rollers, bro.

You know what that's kind of like, though? Not having your account during that. I, my Twitter wasn't working for the Jake Paul fight. And I was like, what did you do? I'm like, bro, this feels pointless to even watch this if I don't get to read the funny things and see the memes right after. Now you know how I feel my shit was gone for like half the year.

You're still mourning it. No, I got a bag. Oh, you did? Hell you. I think, what, niggas is so loud. Turn it down. I thought I was mine. He's torturing.

Yeah. He's giving me ear torture. That helps explain so much about everything today is that it is 420. I've been snack on some edibles trying to see if I could get a nice mellow at him for this pod. And that's why you got here late. his mellow driving. It's funny too because they said the Derek Chauvin case, they said they're going to choose 420 to do it so everybody

be too stoned a riot. Oh my fucking God. That's hilarious. Stay woke. Stay woke, y'all. Okay, think about that. If he had been found innocent and then there had been crazy end-of-the-world type riots, 420

is already fucked up, dude. It's already the day we smoke mad weed. It's Hitler's birthday. It's Columbine. It's Hitler's birthday. It's Columbine. Nick. How did know this information a lot of us know this i didn't know this i never knew that that's crazy i'm tapped in it's also the same day they did columbine well listen i'm tapped in in both the nazi world and the school shooter world so heyl hydra sounds about right i can sounds about that hell hydra but if it's also if it was also the day i don't think anybody's going to really

remember like oh that was the day that george floyd's killer got sentenced no me yeah right you know but if it was the day you got off then it would have been a very well wait wait wait before we move on Speaking of Nazis Can you tell this story that you told Me and AD? No, don't bring that shit up. I think that that's a great story. I think you should tell that.

But you know what's funny? I was there. I wasn't. You were. You were sitting right next thing. When was this? Because he just doesn't know what the story is. He doesn't know what story I'm going to tell.

But no, I told Van Lathen the story and he was He like, whatever. I love that Adam's like black correspondent is like the guy that was on TMZ. But Van Lathan is a private. No, no. Private only in times of emergency corresponding. I got some racial shit we got to talk about. I don't think I can trust house phone or AD on this one.

Let's go somewhere else. Why? Why can you trust us on it? You can trust me? I'm going to lead you to the past. I'm going to lead you to the Promise Land. You have done many things that if I think, I think if they were compiled into a dossier and give it to the Black Lives Matter chapter,

that they would be like, I don't think we want to give them a job. You definitely. You definitely couldn't work for Antifa either. Why? Because they would just play the video of me and you on stage where you say, Oh, my God. Everybody, go. No, no, no, no.

Let me do it. Let me do it. When I say nigg, y'all say er, me. And then they're all like, wait, huh? They're all like, you know. You hear like, you hear like 10% of the audience say. Because they are like, wait, what? Because it's in the O.C.

So it ain't no black. Also, how many horses had to die for you to fill your reach for a night. for a night on a bit No, no, no, no, no. Tell me, okay, there's this, like, there's this, like, hotel bar in Ktown? Listen, listen, listen. That ain't that horse town, is it?

Listen, listen, there's a, there's this. There's a catamine bar? Listen, there's this bar in Ktown. It's like a hotel and a bar and shit. And the nigger from Reno 9-1-1 was in there, the light-skinned nigga. And I did that, like, on stage or whatever, and he literally, like, came up to me, like, bro, like,

that shit's just not. Like, he, like, made me stop. And I was like, I'd be like, go back to Reno, bitch. I feel like if no. I felt like, that was like disrespecting some like. If no name saw you perform and saw you do that, I feel like she would tweet it up.

And then you would actually, bro, that would actually be like one of the most viral things ever because it would be like everyone choose inside. Like, is it okay for a black man to demand that the entire audience say that? Well, you know, that's how I got kicked off Twitter too because I called the homie a stupid inward. No, you got kicked off a Twitter for saying some shit about this.

Oh, about the Army. It was all that shit all together. Now you probably said a lot of shit that got you kicked off on Twitter. Nah, it's because, bro, like, Army niggas would just be tweeting me crazy just talking shit that you fucking suck. Your fucking music is terrible.

And I'm looking at the nigga bio and he's like in Iraq somewhere. Like, I'm like, nigga, fuck you. Not fun in Iraq. Yeah, pussy. I'm like, I'm like your baby mama at home getting her back cracked in. You about to get blown up

in a fucking hole somewhere, nigga. That's not right. Bro, he was, he came talking shit to me for no reason. That's so funny. Bro. See, like... I wouldn't say it, but I like that you are willing to go there. I was watching, like, some, like, the rise and fall of Keem Star shit.

I watched that too. Bro, I saw so much shit that I did not know about this man in that video. Like, he was hella controversial. And that one dude killed himself. I'm like, what the fuck? He made somebody to kill himself? Basically. No.

Basically, bro. It was like this one... We shouldn't laugh about that. No. No. No, it's really not funny. He doesn't know who he was talking about so. He's a reference.

There's a lot of people who are very sensitive about it because it's one of the very, like, one of the few popular black video game YouTubers. And he killed him, but he was basically... Oh, I know what you're talking about. And he mentioned, he mentioned Kimstar and, like, the suicide note type shit. Because Kimstar was, like, basically, like, doing streams with him and, like, arguing with him and shit like that. And acting like he wasn't a guy that was going through a fucking manic breakdown. Because, I mean, there's the same thing with Fusi Tube. Fusitube could have killed himself at the end of that.

And then what were people that said to people like me and Keemstar who are basically using his mental breakdown for content. They're so funny this. Fuck, though. Oh, man, I wish you were around for that. You would have been so into Fusi, too. Yeah. Who was Fusie Too? A Muslim man with a six-pack. What was it? What was the date

of the show again? He didn't. July 15th. July 15th. Yes. He's new pranks and shit, right? Yes. He was cool. He had this event. He was cool. He's such a good oversimplification of Fusie 2 right now. He did pranks. He cool. He cool.

Bro, he had this whole event. He was lying telling the niggas that Drake was coming. Oh, yeah. He made it seem he was going to be the biggest event ever. And he was promoted the fuck out of this shit. And then it was like a bomb threat. You know, I still, to this day, I really think that he called in the bomb threat. Because if there was, listen, because he just hates everyone.

No, because if there wasn't a bomb threat, I was there on stage. There, that venue, I think, could hold like 5,000 or 10,000 people. there were about 200 people there and I was on stage it was so fucking awkward you said it could hold 5,000 people I don't know

it's that fuck I forget what the venue is but it's a big outdoor venue the like Hollywood theater shit and like we were there like a huge percentage of the artists that were supposed to perform or not showing up

I'm there like when I walk on stage they just hand me the mic like because it was so fucking awkward to be talking to like 150 people in the audience that nobody wanted to be working the mic At first, I'm like, oh, hell, yeah, they're giving me the mic, and then I'm like, oh.

Oh, you realize why? Nobody else wants to be on the mic. What was you going to say anyway? Los Angeles. Is everybody having a good time out there? Yeah, he's going to just be natural. I threw a tomato at you. For sure.

Get off the stage. Well, that's how lit poppy got famous, dude. Who's lit poppy? Famous. Famous. What's his fucking real name? Fuck, it's so fucking out. Luciano or some shit.

Lib Pobby, Luciano, you know who Let Poppy is. If you've seen Lip Poppy, you know his original rabbit. Bitches on my dick so you know I'm with the shit. And he's like, okay. He's like, yeah, okay. If you seen Lit Poppy, you'll know who he is for sure. What is it, Luciano? This is going to drive me crazy that I can't remember.

Only poppy I know is champagne poppy. Okay, that's a different poppy. You're so mainstream. You're so mainstream. You're so mainstream. City girls, Drake. You used to fuck with the honor. You were an underground rapper before you decided to...

No, you met OT Genesis and you were like, fuck this. I'm a pop star. I'm a pop star. This niggas with Tray song. This niggas with Tray song posting crazy captions. We're going to sing to your bitch and then beat your ass. Yeah. Like, nigga.

He always wants to let you know that he's going to beat up a fucking pop star for it. Show Luciano. Show Luciano. Thank you for it. Also, let's take a moment where let's stop roasting AD. mercilessly, even though it was really We shouted out Stoge Light before you even got here.

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So you've got to go check them out. Yes, Sursky. Let's keep talking about. Who I smoke Stoge Live? Oh, very, very true. Rory! That nigga, I watched the other one. He said, D. Savage.

I'm like, yo, he got a real. He got to relax. That nigga said Lil Tracy. Bro, he said everybody's name, bro. so funny. That was funny, girl. He's annoying, but funny. I can't even hold you. He was on FaceTime with Gassie or on Instagram Live or some shit. He said he wanted to stream with us.

He said he's going to come do the live stream with us. And yeah, I mean, I'm down. I think it would be great. She got to be in there, but she got to clean that bird shit off her face. Oh, my fucking God. Who sent the birds? Yo, can you guys believe that? We've seen, you know, O.T. Devil sent the birds, but sure.

We've seen how bad the birds are. outside. They'd be shitting all over your fucking car all the time and stuff, but I never thought I would see gassy TV take a ducky rope straight out a seagull to the motherfucking face, bro. Hey, listen, listen. Hey, that's my biggest fear too,

because every time... That's your biggest fear? Here, yeah. That's your biggest fear. You live a charmed existence. I'm talking about here and no jumper. That's your biggest fear? If your biggest fear is getting your face shit on by a burn, now why do you carry a gun?

So you can shoot the bird after. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. So protect veil from the white man here. What kind of gun, you're not going to be able to shoot a seagull, my friend. Yes, I can't. No. AD brings his, AD allegedly brings a weapon so in case Yuri decides to freak the fuck out and have a

have an office shooter moment that he's going to be the hero. If it was an office shooter, endo jumper, it would definitely be, you're like, uh. It's like Yuri Josh and then Adam. No, but Yuri and Josh are like this. It's like, and then Trevor after. Yuri was the reason why I got the clip of Yassie with the ducky rope on her face because Yuri was in the bathroom and if he had not been in the bathroom that she would have been able to seamlessly get into the bathroom playing off. I would still be talking about it, but I would not have a visual aid. Have you ever seen like-

So Yuri ate it into the embarrassment of a black woman on social media? Yes, that's exactly. Wow. Have you ever seen a lot of the villain origin stories? They start up nice as fuck. It's Yuri. Like the Rittler like Yerry, right? I'm telling you.

All to happen is, is Roddy's like, I'm leaving you. And he's just like, I'm going to kill everybody. The most recent Joker movie before he turns into Joker, before he goes fully crazy. Yeah, that movie is amazing. How is that not Yuri? That is one. That's him. That's living in like a dirty shack.

So I want to help him become the Joker. He was like a clown. So I'm going to beat him up. Damn. That's definitely, you're. Now, here's a great guy. Who I smoke? No, he's a hater, but I walked in.

I walked in wearing this jacket. First of all, I just bought it yesterday. Second of all, I didn't even wear it. I just tried it on and put it on Instagram. As soon as I walked in, he was like, oh, you were still wearing that same jacket? I'm like, nigga, fuck you. This shit costs more to your rent, bitch.

Sounds like a villain to me. Wow, what a fucking frick that guy is. Fucking hater, bro. Nick have been wearing the same ass pizza beanie since the day I met him. And this nigga is going to ask me because I have the... This is why you kill AD last.

Wait. I don't give a fuck. I'll be... This is the weird thing about it, though, is that we sent Yuri... Did we talk about sending Yuri on the ass pizza vlog? he got zero content

I watched the vlog no he did great it was a great blog but I'm kind of worried I'm hated he pissed me up I walked up he started hating on me immediately as soon as I walked in the door

no but like okay ass pizza has like a studio basically that you will see when this vlog drops and it's just sort of like this big open studio with all these different rooms and like they

they sleep there and they can't even shower he said that they have to get a hotel room every couple days so that they can shower I'm really worried that Yuri might find that lifestyle more tempting than like working at no jumper having a girlfriend having an apartment i feel like he

kind of in the back of his head yeah wants to sit around in a dirty-ass studio and not shower all week but i don't know i don't know if you're like capable of like cutting up the cloths and like sewing them together and shit i don't know if he has like the mental capacity or the patience but maybe he would like that more than editing because really you're still just cutting stuff you made a high road to yeah yeah this old though i'm gonna get i'm gonna get the bust down one you're already autistic If you smoke, we're having a whole conversation and he's, you got a high roll his chain. Just looking. You know what reminded me of you so bad.

You're going to be pissed. Don't say. Don't spark that joint. No, why not? You're going to get way too high. Fire. We sparking both of these motherfuck. Bell could smoke all day, although honestly, I think you're better if you're like lightly toasted and not fully blackout high.

I like blackout high. I'm in a good mood. It's going to make you better. it's going to fuck it up. You're always in a good mood and then you get high and it ruins it. No. It happens every time. You are always in a good mood. I love that. All right. It's a clip. I've seen you mad very few times and... Oh, you should have seen me mad the other day. We got to talk about this, but we'll talk about that. But okay, there's a thread on Twitter right now and it's like all the different times that

Nikki Minaj got annoyed by Safari. And in one of them, they're sitting there with Tim Westwood and Nicky's in the front and Safari's all the way in the back. And they're just talking about high school. And Safari just goes, I was 20 in high school. I see that. Yeah, like, nigger what? That's not me, what the fuck? And Tim Westwood goes, Tim's like, oh, just had a hard time passing.

Honey goes, it was just fun. Hey, Nicky goes. That is so embarrassing. What the fuck. So you compare me to Safari saying that and Jody from Baby Boy. How many times do you go to prom? Like three times. After you graduated?

No, I went to prom. No, I went to prom. Oh. They wouldn't let me go to my own. I went to jail. I had a homie who, who, he went to at least five proms after, he graduated. That's, oh no, not afterwards. He kept having different girlfriends that were still in high school.

That's weird as fuck, bro. Yeah, I went, I went in, I'm sorry. Welcome to New Hampshire. I went in 10th grade, 11th grade, and 12th grade. Oh, that's normal. Yeah, you were in school. Oh, yeah, that's hell of normal. I can drag you for that.

I want to drag you for that, but. I went to, I went to two different proms at 12th grade, like, from two different schools. See, I wanted to. I wanted to. I got kicked out of my own one high school, and I still was like, she was paid for it for the prom shit.

So I told the girl, I was like, you come to my prom and I'm going to come to yours. She was like, cool. I can't believe you were still in regular school by the time you made it to 12th grade. Why,

because I got kicked out of my first school and halfway through ninth grade. Okay, look, spoiler alert. King Drew was a school. Oh, you went to King Drew? Bro, down there all girls, bro,

so I wanted to go to school. It was all the bad bitches at King Drew. Yes. That's a fat. Like, who went there? Eva Pigford went there when I was there. Huh?

She was like a senior when I was like a night grade. No way. The model? Damn. Now, she was fine as fuck. That's why. She's like one American's next time model. She's cool. She's cool.

She's cool. I'm not going to lie. These edibles are kicking in and I'm just laughing my ass off of the AD while also forbidding him from smoking. Oh, Gary. I'm just late. Do you own me? You're doing so good right now.

I forbid you. Because it's 420, we're going to get. You give you the first hour not smoking and then we'll get high, okay? It's been an hour for sure. No, it has not. It's been 20 minutes. And now I want to rebel. We were on for like 20 minutes before you even came, though.

20? Yeah, that's what I mean. Oh, I got here like 603. Fuck no. I did. That's what it said in my fucking car. Your car's capping to you. Cars lying to me like fucking nightwing.

Night rider. What was that car that? You got nightwing for me. Where was that? You're a nomad. No, I'm not. Okay, wait, hold on. How was your birthday?

Fucking crazy. What did you do? I had like four surprise birthday parties. You look like you're getting younger instead of older. Who was managing these parties? Doesn't matter. You didn't throw me a party? I made you do a TikTok.

Yeah, you made me a TikTok. Was he wearing boxes again? No, all right, never mind. Just broke. Was he wearing boxers? I decided I wanted to invent a cool handshake. I thought you were going to, like, hit me with like a cool, like, Cool hand-

Bro, what is that? Dang it said. Nah, bro. Speaking of that, somebody told me in the DMs, right, today, they said, look at him and look at his throat and say, oh, yeah, that could fit there.

It said that he's going to like shit like that. About what? That's what they told me to say. About my neck? Yeah. Look at his neck and say, oh, that'll fit there. And that's what somebody told me to say.

Fucking pause, bro. So you're just taking gay suggestions. from your DMs. It doesn't feel good. It doesn't feel good. I don't want you crowdsourcing gay plans for me. You do it. You do it to me all day now.

Crowdsourcing gay players. He's tables of turns. Listen, AD, there's a lot of people out here that are like, their 420 is just being spent with us getting high. They're smoking a bad word at home. And we still sober. And I don't think them, they want you bragging about how you saw Zay Hillfiger with a butt plug in. No!

No! Zay Hilfiger with a butt plug. I don't want to talk about. about this man. Shout out to my slime. He sent it to you? Oh, no. Fuck no.

I'll send it to you. Bro, we're in a group chat. Bro, we're in a group chat, right? I'm sitting there. I just wake up, bro. I'm like checking my text. I click, it says like image or whatever. I click on the fucking image.

And it's this nigga with his booty hole plugged on Twitter. I do this. I like this one like with the nigga ball sack right there. I woke up. Why did you? I want to know why like we need to file some type of HR complaint or something like. Good luck. You can't be sending me niggas booty hole with plug from Twitter.

I feel like given the nature of our relationship, I feel like it's all good. No, I don't want to see Zayfeiger's ass. Oh, cool, man. But what if I really want to see it and really want to talk about it? See, let's see you? I'm just kidding. But, yo, this dude is wild. Hey, I really would appreciate it if I could get a lighter or something.

Yeah, me too. Is that a regular joint or is it like a crazy, like, Keith Wax special. It's a fucking AD special, bro. He's got to love this one. I'm over here trying to make you wait to smoke weed, but fuck it. It's 420.

I want to go hard on the pod today. I want to go hard on this part today. I don't know what it is. We're going to do some hard shit, some gangster shit. I want you to start up by telling this story about that. I want to hear that shit again. All right, fine. That bill was apparently not the other one.

I wasn't even talking about that one. I was talking about the other one. Oh, that story. Yeah. Oh. Look, that's a little better. Let's do that story first. Which one?

Let's get into it. So basically the other day last week. No name. No name dropping, by the way. Yeah. I ended up looking at my fucking Instagram and I see that I'm tagged in a flyer. And it says that I'm hosting this fucking weed festival, right?

But it's not, wait, wait. It's not only just Adam on the flyer. It's Adam, Trisha Paitis, and Lena cut out from like a thumbnail he posted on YouTube. And it says that Black Dave is hosting and shit. And I'm like, what the fuck? is this like I just instantly I'm just like why the fuck is this happening what you think black Dave had something to do no I didn't I didn't actually even reach out to black Dave the homie from New York you actually love him yeah he's a

nomad no man no he's he's fucking great shout out black dad he's a no mad black Dave you know that nigga but anyway so so I see the flyer I get pissed I post the fucking flyer on my Twitter and on my Instagram story and I say fuck this shit this is a fucking scam if you bought tickets get your fucking money back, whatever. And I started getting hit up right away by people involved saying like, bro, it's, it's, you know, this is a misunderstanding, you take it down, whatever. So I take it down right away just because I don't really want to fucking deal with it or whatever.

But basically, allegedly, and I haven't actually seen the text messages to confirm this, but allegedly some dude that I know who I met recently got $15,000 from the fucking promoters for me to go and then I guess just hoped that I would go. Like what? So that's cool. He's saying it wrong.

What did I say wrong? They jug the promoters. Oh, yeah. This is what happened. Okay. We do the fucking pod and basically when we get off niggas is calling my phone

and I'm spazzing on niggas bro. Oh, this was Tuesday. Okay, so this was exactly a week ago. Yeah. Yeah, so wait, so the guy called AD like basically mad because Adam said like I'm not hosting this shit. Why would you be mad at someone

for confirming that you're not doing this shit? And I still don't know who the fuck ran this fucking event. Or like, no, nobody has reached out to me from this event to my understanding. So I still don't even know who I'm beefing with. This shit of went to the event. And look, and then I get tagged

in the shit, right? So niggas is calling me and I'm sitting there fucking screaming. I'm mad. I'm like, look, the nigger who did this shit, I tell him, if you don't break his fucking face, I'm going to break your fucking face. You feel? So then they like, all right, we're gonna get them. You feel me?

I'm like, leave Adam out of that shit. And then I'll let you finish about the next day. Okay, and so then the next day, I'm doing an interview and a dude shows up and like, the dude that we're talking about shows up at the same time as the guest. I don't know if they were really like together or did they just all show up? They just might have known the same people. I'm walking out and as soon as I look up, I'm like, is this the niggie? I'm like, hey, is you what's the call?

He's like, oh, hey, D. I'm like, oh, hey, everything's sweet. I said, no, hey, I got to holly at you real quick. So I'll start walking outside, and there's like eight, nine more dudes on the side. They're looking like they mad or something. I said, what's up? The niggas got a problem and shit? They're like, no, no, that's cool.

I'm like, all right. So I go to the side and the nigger is literally telling me, he's like, bro, they're lying on me. I ain't said nothing. It's the other nigger that was here. Oh, my God, no. He's like, yeah, they're lying and all type of shit. So I'm like, I literally was going I said, bro, I just told niggas to break your face, bro.

He called a promoter guy. He's like, hey, AD told people to get me and everything. Tell him it's not my fault and all that shit. But I really wanted to, I was going to bring him in here and I was going to ask Adam, like, hey, is it up or not? Because I was going to break his face. But you know what's funny? Which I was here.

AD came in with him to speak to me. I'm good for now. I will smoke a word later. Let me. But AD came in with him to speak to me. and I just so happened to be in the bathroom for like 30 fucking seconds. I'm pissing. And Laura sees AD walking in with him and she gets mad overprotective because if you don't know,

Laura is like Adam's like dead mother. Like she just, she's like the queen B. Shout out to Laura. If she's the queen B, then what am I? I don't know. But she just like protect, very, very protective of me. She doesn't want anything. She doesn't want me to be in any uncomfortable situation.

She avoids them for me. Very respectful. She's very nice in that way. But as soon as she sees AD walking in me, she doesn't want to be. with homie. She's like, oh, no, no, everybody got out of here. She kicked AD out. AD's like, why the fucking lawyer kicking me out? Why am I getting kicked out? He didn't even know that Laura had the power to kick him out.

I respected it. Yeah, yeah. Wait, what? Went outside. Like, damn. No, because listen, let me tell you something. I love Laura, but Laura, like, hates me. Why?

I've been trying to get her, her friendship back. I think she agrees with my baby boy critique. No, she does. Oh, my fucking God. I won't put words in her mind. I've been trying, I've been trying to be Laura's friend again. I sent her a long text message.

she didn't write me back what after that why are you airing out the grievance what was the thing to happen before oh no my voice made me angry but i love her though but you yelled at somebody or what i don't remember i never yelled at nobody it says so much about you except for on the phone i've never yelled at a lord i yelled at a lot of other people yeah yeah yelling a laura would be awkward i try to avoid yeah yeah but i love lord though i want to be you probably yelled at laura before adam for sure i know you well enough i might raise my voice but i didn't really yeah i didn't ever raise your voice at I'm not a yeller. I'm an aggressive texter.

Have you ever made Yuri cry? I don't know that I've made him cry, but I kind of assume. Wow. Josh said, yeah. I kind of assume that at some point along the way. What the fuck would you say to make somebody cry? Well, I mean, he did delete the valet interview. And the prime of his career.

The valet interview? He was a little bit of a lay from Chicago? He's fire. He's still dope. Was he from Chicago? Yeah. Who's David Dobrik? Anyway, you were really like this fire rapper.

But anyway, he was. He was, this was like the moment where Valet was really blown up. Oh, that's a nigga got the shit with a fabulous. Probably. I don't know. I don't know. If he does, that's not the most notable thing he ever did. Push-a-T song was big.

I didn't talk about him. Right, okay. But anyway, he's fire. He's super cool guy. Have you heard this new shit? The homie just played me a song for him or from my- That's what I was thinking about. That's why.

That's how I hadn't heard a lot about him for a while, but then I heard some shit recently that I was like, oh, damn, Valet is still fire. Yeah. And it was like, it was like, super unorganorganized. Orthodox. I'm like, what the fuck? This shit crazy. Maybe I should do an interview with them again since at this point I've already forgotten everything that we talked about in the first interview. You talked about a lot about how he likes to work on stuff around the house and stuff. Yeah, he was like a, no, he was like a handyman or some shit like that.

And that's why he was able to stay at home and like teach himself how to record and shit because he had his own business and he could work at his own rate. Bro, that's just like BFB to Pac-Man still being a fucking mailman, bro. There's nothing wrong with having a regular job and working until you, you figure your shit out. But I like that though. While you figure your shit out. I like that's going to promote the people. Like, don't be embarrassed about this stuff. Hell no, bro. Because I was working at Target and I was like, I can't let it by work. No, I work at Target. And when you think about it now, you're like, wow, I really thought I was the shit, huh?

Bro, I know this guy that makes like custom hats and shit. Bro, he, I can't even put him on blast, but he was jugging out of a store making the hats at the store that he was working that and like you know just like just running it up bro like that's so smart lock him up no he's anyway that's technically stealing i relate i relate it with the owner more oh my god now you let you're you fucking film tin talks it's like the same thing here's wrong with ten talks i like i'm saying it's the same thing as like he's been working for me for like a million years i let him fucking use the studio to film some shit when nobody's gonna be here yeah it's like i'm saying i'm saying that's the exact same thing as him making his own hats at the

No, he's not using, he's probably using the materials with the hats and shit. And the machines and everything. And the machines and everything. Is Yuri not using these cameras? Technically, he uses them every day. Don't try to act like my homie is a criminal. My nigga is tight. We can use these cameras all day.

Every day for the next 10 years and they're still going to work the same probably. That, uh, maybe not. There's a no jumper clothes made. The fucking sewing machine is the same thing. Where does a no jumper clothes get made at? I have to talk to the guy. Arrest him. Anyway.

He finished start. You've been to start printing Hose Mad merch. Anyway. He's been to start printing fucking fake, fake hose madmerge. Fake high rollers. If I went into the fake V-Lone business, I would kill it. Anyway, but also what sucks or what's weird is that the day when the festival is already happening, they're hitting me up very aggressively, like, via people I know trying to, like, pay me to say that the festival is not a scam or whatever. And I'm just having, like, a family day.

And I just responded like, nah, man, fuck that shit. I don't fucking care. I was just over it or whatever. I still don't even know who the fuck ran this thing or whatever. Yeah,

that makes zero sense. Just at A, I heard the dollar amount of 15,000 in terms of how much someone allegedly got off on. If that's true, though, I would assume that there's either a lawsuit or some sort of violent act on the way, right?

If that's true, if that's true, the nigga would have been smart and hit you up and be like, hey, I got like 5K for you. That makes sense. That would be at least a fucking smart scam.

If you got 15, you keep 10 and you hit you. hit up Adam because you never know. You never know. You might have said, yeah. Like, you know. The thing that pissed me the fuck off that was just the fact that dude showed up at the office uninvited. Like everything was out cool.

That's a really, really big deal to us. And we get very, very overprotective. And like someone will do something very, very bad to you, especially if, uh, if, if certain people are here. Yeah. Anyway. The whole black, no jumper. Adam says, call black no jumper immediately. Hey, listen, I'm redirecting

all beef to AD's DMs. Anybody who DMs me some weird shit, I'm just sending AD your way. Send it to sad. Exactly. Now I know that people call you that. I'm just saying that all right. How did this info leak?

I sad. Let me tell you, let me tell you. All right. People are stupid. They think that your Instagram is sad. Right? This is I know somebody is just capping. They'd be like, sad, man.

I've been fucking with you for the longest, bro. is coming to you in real life and say that? Shout out to the homie He's one that did that shit He's like, man, me and my nigga sad, man, we didn't did all type of shit And I was sitting there like this. Sack.

You thought he's talking about big sad at first. That's so good that you punked Kyle Massey out. I didn't punk Kyle Massey. That's my own boy. You bullied him in the being in the homie. You just told this story that punk Kyle Massey out, but I fought with Kyle

Massey, but one time... Kyle Massey had fake revenge storms on one time. He came up to me outside this fucking event and I'm with my girl and he's like, hey, bro, I fuck would you, like, showing me mad love. And I'm like, all right, bro, bet. Thank you, bro.

I just keep on. I had no idea who he was. And my girl's like, oh, my God. You just blew off, like, one of the most popular child actors of my generation. She's like, that was fucking crazy. She's like, I've seen you do that to so many people,

and it was crazy just seeing you do it to a guy who's actually famous. But then after that, we ended up becoming cool. Shout to him. Shout to Kyle Massey. Shout to Kyle Massey. Let me tell you this story. Let me get you some real high rollers and instead of.

Instead of fake His fucking brother His brother's the homie too His brother got drunk as fuck At an event that I was at And the team that I was with The team Listen, that nigga

We had a movie We had a movie premiere, right? And I just hear like yelling and shit like that And I go outside And when I go outside I guess he got into a little tussle With some niggas that I was with his brother Because he said that he

I'm the only one I got a burner in here So We went on full of Avengers mode Like, yeah, I ain't. And Kyle was trying to stop it. He's like, sad, tell him. Tell him we go back. Sad.

You feel me? They're like, sad, d'niggins. He's like, who the fucking? I'm like, sad, huh? But that's my guy, man. Shout to Kyle. Yeah. You can't call upon a nigga to save you in a fight and not even know

his, not even, get his name right. For sure. That's amazing. Bro, but he kept saying it to be, man, it's sad to tell you I'm a good nigga. I'm like, yeah, bro. I was sitting there. It's sad. He's a good nigga, man.

I'm like, I'm sad today. I'm gonna say our niggas looking at you like who's sad. Yeah, they're like this like, oh, this nigga, you're really drunk, you feel me? Probably save a situation. Isn't it crazy how it's kind of normal to be a sad rapper now? Like you can be sad, sad, sad boy loco, big sad. I, I, I sad. I, aye, captain.

What do they think the tea is like, I, I, I, T sad? No, it do look like it's sad, though, but people are walking in the mall. It's sad. I'll be like, you got to, you got to just get at. For years, bro. You have to get at AD. I've been trying to get at AD. I feel like you were the nigga that could get no, bro.

Like what? It's like this fucking guy from Dubai, bro. Look at it. He's not giving it to you. Like some fucking Persian guy, right? He's gonna want like 50 racks for it or some crazy shit. Bro, that's what he, bro, he's sitting, I think it was like 10K or something. Oh, nah, he's tweaking.

Hold on. I wanted to do it. Tell him, yeah. That's fine. Tell him, yeah, but we're going to pay cash. But then my Twitter, I can't get the ad ad there. But yeah, exactly. I was going to say.

Bro, it's literally, oh, he has 100. Oh, he's lit. Yo, please pull up. Please go to Instagram.com and pull up AD. Bro, look at this. Silence us. Look at this nigga. Will we get silenced?

I'm trying. Don't pull it up. Let's try to get him to be an ad. Let's harass this random guy. No, don't. Do not harass this. Oh, my God. He got mad birds.

Look at this, nigga. He's lit. He's in Dubai lit. Bro. What you mean? This is the real AD. Everybody goes to the ad ad and blow him up and say, Don't do it.

Don't get an coordinated harassment campaign. Bro, he got mad birds. Birds eating other birds. Maybe he's the one that sent the bird for Yassi. You ever thought about that? Oh, he sent the birds for Yassi. All the way from Dubai. Damn, he got men.

They're sticked up. They're sticked up with army guns. Oh, no, you can't do nothing to him. He got guns. He got guns and birds. Dude, the same pit. Don't come to L.A. Guns and guns and the Taliban versus the Crips.

Let's see what happens. The thing you got a bird. I got my money on the table. No, I thought you're in the Taliban. Oh, no. He got graphic content on this motherfucker. Bro, why are the birds always... Oh, yeah, I'm about to report him.

I just don't benefit you in the long run. Because he gets a page to leave, I can steal it. Oh, yeah, okay. Can I talk to you about my fucking new obsession? Can we talk about his mayback with the marble fucking shit? He got too much money. Yo, you got fucking... He got the marble.

I don't think that you're... You should try to do it. Go fund me for 10K. I'm sorry, bro. AD? The real AD is on some shit. He's being nice at 10K, bro, at this point. Like, 10K is...

Well, what? I got the 10K. He's coming crazy. He's coming crazy. I'm sorry. All right. I just became a fan. I'm going to follow this and again.

I'm sorry. Bro, you better not. Everybody you meet for the rest of your life is going to be like, oh, that's so cool that you got at AD on Instagram. Including me. Are you going to help? Ball. Including me.

Including me. Including me. Including me. Including me. 60 days in. Bro, I try to watch it today. Because there's only season five on Netflix, though. What the fuck is that?

On Netflix? I'm almost done. I just got to watch the reunion episode at the end. So I've seen the earlier seasons of it. It's the best prison show ever. I don't like watching jail shit, man. Yeah, you relate to it too much? This is crazy, though, bro.

Because they have people that go undercover in jail, bro, and they film the whole time. They're actors. They're like ex-military and police officers and shit, and they go in and they fucking live with the prisoners. They find out as much shit as they can. And then there's like a camera crew that the prisoners think is just them filming a documentary. Now, the one character that I would like to speak about that I found the most fascinating was this guy, David.

I'm going to guess that he's about 40 years old. And he's like ex, or he's like a police officer. He's like super, super experienced. He's a black dude. Super like seems like a really, really smart guy that really like understands criminals and shit. So he just has like very good instincts. And he joins this fucking prison. And obviously it's all like separated by race and shit.

And he rises to number two in the black part of the prison. Like super quickly, completely just like becomes a huge presence in this police force. And then he gets too fucking cozy with one of the guards and ends up telling the guard that he is part of the reality show and that he's like a fucking undercover dude. And the guards aren't supposed to know because the guards, don't fucking want them there. Because part of their job is to expose the guards doing fucked up shit. So as soon as he tells the guard, the guard ends up telling all the other guards. And then they have to pull all the fucking prisoners out of the prison because they're compromised.

And the prisoners are all plotting. Like a lot of these dudes, when they leave, you see the white supremacists and the black dudes and the Mexicans all working together coming up with a plan of like we're going to fucking all of us. 15 dudes beating this dude up at the same time. But luckily they got them all out of there Before they could actually do it They were fucking nuts Nah bro

Because just imagine They had all the races come together Because there's shit There's shit on there You'll get a case my nigga Over this show And you won't even fucking know it You know what I'm saying

And you won't know to the end Like I literally seen one of the episodes Where like the guard walk away And like one of the guys It's like fucking changing The TV channel Like just doing little shit That'll get them time

Extra time and shit Probably catching niggas with phones Probably all types of shit All types of contraband And then think of about it too. Like when somebody's like a real gang leader in jail and you have this documented, they do anything. When they go to court, they try to go off a parole, anything like that. They're fucking done. I got to do a show that footage. It's so much evidence. And hey, what's

crazy too is that with the girls, it's like one of the girls is this blonde chick who's like a Trump supporter and like super conservative. And she's like, I think they should bring back the chain gang. I think that she's like if you're in prison, then you should, you should have to suffer. Like it should be worse. I think the condition should be worse or whatever. And then she's all of a sudden. It is worse. Bitch, what are you talking about?

But nobody fucks with her because she's... It's already worse. She reports shit. Like, she sees that, uh, I think one of the girls

has like this fucking contraband. I forget what it was exactly. But she reports it. And then boom, right away. Oh, one of the girls had like a long-ass screw that could be used as like a shank. And it was pushed into the soul of her shoe.

And the girl shows it to her real quick and just basically says like, if a bitch fucks with me, like it's going down like this. Also, you get to see some of the gnarliest chicks on fucking earth. girls who end up in prison are like the absolute scum of her. You want those other ones I've seen too? What about guys that end up in prison?

Most of them seem pretty fucked up too, but not, you know, the girls are just like really. And they can tell, the girls can tell that the fucking who the spies are. Of course. Because one of them tries to buy meth and the girl just instantly knows because she knows this girl doesn't do meth because her teeth are fine. And she knows she's not that much of a fiend to be in jail like trying to buy it to. The Trump girl, too, they know she's the fucking spy right away because of that screw. She reports it and the girl gets in trouble for it right away. And she had only shown her the fucking screw.

So immediately she's like ostracized. Nobody gives her any fucking information the whole time. I've seen like two where like the women inmates fell in love and one of the other inmates. And they're like, I'm a spy. I'm out of here. And they're like, here out of the program. Wow. And they end up with them and shit.

The crazy part too is how a lot of these actors basically like take on the characteristics of the people in the gang to such an extent that like they start acting crazy themselves like there's this one Mexican dude who like becomes like he he ends up beating the fuck out of one of the Mexican guys for fraternizing with a black guy. What do you mean by frattingizing

like being friendly? I forget what he was doing he was fucking with him too much like in there that's one thing I've learned from watching the show is it's like it's cool if me and you are in jail and we talk and shit you can't be cordial but we can't sit and eat together and we can't fucking like be like two buddies like we can talk it just has to be like a certain level of distance is where i'm getting if a race ride happens we have to whoop your ass yeah that same nigga will

stab you in the neck that you thought you was cool with yeah shit we'd have to does that count in here too like if a white guy comes in and punches you in the face i got to punch you in the face like i got team up with him no in real life is it's clicked up like who you with you know it's not are you are you down with black no jumper or no i am down with black no jumper but are you from watching this show i I became convinced. I'm like, if I was in this prison, I would have to be clicked up with the white guys. Like,

it just seems like they're going to fucking kill you. If you align with the fucking black guys with anyone who's not your race, like they're going to fucking kill you. Like, everyone involved is so bad about it. You got somebody like milk. Milk goes in there. He fuck with the blacks.

In this pen, I don't know. But I do agree with you that that would have to be like a borderline case scenario. Because you get you game bang. But there is. There's a white dude who comes in. he basically says, I don't fuck with the racist shit, which I totally understand. Because if you fuck with the white guys, then you have to be in their fucking bunk all day. And you got to listen to them saying racist shit.

Because a bunch of-Hydra. A bunch of them are like real Nazis. Yeah. But anyway, like, I understand that he don't want to kick it with them. And he likes all the black guys. So you'd rather kick it with them. But like the Nazis immediately start plotting on him. Like, they're going to fucking kill him.

They're making an example. Yo, they were really ready to take him out, bro. You know, this whole time I never heard what the name of the show. 60 days in. I was going to say I feel so invested in this, but I... It's fire. 60 days in. I was fired.

Season 5 is on Netflix and I'm thinking to just watch season 4 next on Amazon Prime or whatever the fuck of time. No, I only watch one. I go back in history. I've been going back and watching fucking American horse, different American horse stories again. And also, also I went on a bender and watched every episode of true life by on fucking MTV

just the home girl fucking Hi, hi House phone's recruiting talent out here What's going to? Excuse me Hold on He's a he's the new Booface

That's not a bad idea I forgot about that Wait how was that Didn't they just come here The other day It was so crazy Bro it was so crazy Yesterday

On the table Like Why where was that? I didn't realize But mad lately They tell me the last minute after I did a couple of interviews, they're like, oh, Blueface is coming with a bunch of his girls.

They all come. It's like 20 fucking girls. Oh my God. Blueface, couple of his homies. It was a whole strip club. D-Mack, the Loak is locked up. D-Loke. Free D-Loke. D-Loke. D-Loke the Mac. Whatever. He's locked up. They call him Freaky Loke now.

I asked him on the phone from prison. I said, why they call you Freaky Loke? He said, because I get naked in the club. You want to know what he told me? Did you not see the events that transpired to get blueface getting his Instagram deleted. Was there crazier shit that happened? No, it was

Deeloked fucking with his pants down humping bitches in the strip club. You didn't see this? I didn't see his pants down. He is locked up right now. But you know what I said to him? I said, I said, hey, D. Loak, you better

make sure my name's ringing bells in those prison walls. And he said to me, he goes, hey, as soon as I got in here, all the white boys started telling me that they saw me on no jumper and that they fuck with me and I say hey I don't fuck with them because they're probably Nazis and he goes

nah they ain't Nazis they just fucking each other in the butt Oh my God He didn't say that He did he said they were gay I mean probably not all the white people in jail But like at least some of them I don't know I'm asking you this are you gonna pick him up this time

Who? DeLoke said the last thing went to jail He said Adam said he was gonna pick me up from jail And never did You can't be promising shit like that, Adam. Nobody ever suggested to me that why would I have picked him up from jail when I met him after he got out of jail? This is the first time he's been locked up since I have known him. He also told me, he said, hey, bro, this fat bitch want to give you head. I don't know which one it is.

He said that to you? Yeah. About the girls? No, he just said some fat bitch want to give me head. Was it one of the girls that was on the show? I don't know. It could be. You got to get the sloppy top from Backwood Brat.

Did you meet all 20 of them? I met them all. We fucking pounded hands like they were in a fucking softball game. Can you name me five of their names? Backwood Brat and then others. I don't remember. Humbach up. Humbach.

Humbach. What if Humbach chunk was on the-Beguire? Hi, Carly. Dan Snyder. Did you finally look into who Dan Schneider was? Did you? Did you watch videos about him? Yes.

Did you really? He's a fucking freak. Yes, sir. What was the most important thing that you took away from your time researching Dan Schneider? He likes to make a YouTube video about him on your channel. You need to make a AD reacts to Dan Schneider allegations. I'm going to say, you son of a bitch, feet lover. He got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant allegedly.

Which is crazy. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. That's crazy. What a scenario. How are you going to get Britney Spears? Here's a little sister pregnant.

I mean, it's worth people who get pregnant? I mean, I'm just like 14. She was like a child, bro. She stopped doing Zoe 101 because she got pregnant. So she's the reason I couldn't see the final season. Literally. Hey, you know what's crazy? I always thought boarding school was a really terrible thing until that show.

And I was like, nigga, I want to go to boarding school. Let's go. Send me away. That sounds lit. Because the Zoe 101 school was lit. It was in like the beach. It was in the beach. They get to do whatever the fuck they.

wanted like okay didn't he channel morning james james james lynde spires got pregnant so obviously niggins spires got pregnant so obviously in there it was obviously lit everything on tv seems so much better than it is in real life because think about saved by the bell like how much fun is it really to just hang out bro that's like mcdonalds that's like fucking i mean we we used to do that in like ninth grade i know it's not really that great but you're watching tv and it's all like 25 year olds playing 16 year olds it's all like adults playing children so you're looking at them like They're 16. Why don't I look like Zach Morris?

He's all tall and has beautiful hair. Oh, sweet life with Zach and Cody. They made me want to go on a hotel adventure. You know what I'm saying? We're from like different generations when it comes to TV. I know you said saved by the bell. I never even seen that. How do you feel about screech died?

Yeah. When did Screech die? Like a couple weeks ago? No, he fucking did it. It sucks. Screech died a couple of years. Screech never got to see Derek Chauvin get found guilty. I know.

also screech used to be a celebrity boxer he should have fought Jake Paul well I think he at one point did a porno where he did a he did do a what's a dirty Sanchez where he fucked a girl in the butt and then he took his dick and made a poop mustache on her face right did he do that national hero I don't know we should check the Wikipedia for the fact check but I yo screech I think that's a real thing that was he just died a couple weeks ago yeah yeah I'm fucking sick in the head I gotta go watch save by the bell

now. You know the craziest part is he died in a drive-by. No, he didn't. Somebody sprayed his crib. Shut the fuck up. I think he was a screech. He used to be on like those celebrity rehab shows. He probably,

probably some, maybe with some shit like that. Complications. Was it really? Complications from? That's why people call overdoses. Dustin Dimeon dead at 40. Yes, we do, by the way.

Dustin Diamond dead at 44. Stage 4 lung cancer. I think one of the bullets gone into his lung. Damn. He kind of looked like Josh in that picture. right there. Oh man, this is sad. I don't want to see that. As a kid? As a kid, Tony? Screech taught me

that it was cool to be a nerd, sort of, except you were not going to get any pussy and all the kids were going to make funny. Sounds like a bad thing to be. Unless he turned to Mark Zuckerberg. Sounds like Yuri was inspired. Yuri definitely was cut from the screech cloth.

That's why Yuri is good to keep around. It's just because you need a nerd. Like Lavelle? Is anyone going to treat Lavelle like a nerd? Yeah, he might slap him. He doesn't have a nerd vibe. Yeah. Yeah. I've been told.

I got one foot in and one foot out. How mad are you? You're a hipster. How mad are you? Someone fucking did something to your car. I know. That's so weird, bro. Where are you?

Somebody damaged his car. They'll always get a crazy story. Let's go. Because he's in the streets. I was at the bar last night, bro. Somebody fucking put a little damn my shit. And it's like not scratched. It looks like they took like a piece of metal and just like,

but it's not scratched though. It was just like a. So you think someone like just can't your shit or something? I think they like socked it. It's like a weird little dent in the trunk or something. It's like you're going to get a little tiny dimple dent like that out? It's like a dimple dent, bro. It's weird.

Has anyone ever said dimpled dent before? I just came over there. It was perfect. That's our word. Hey, I told them to. You think the nigga just leaned on your shit and was just heavy? Pretty the homie, dippled dent. Hey, I've seen him like looking at his car.

I was like, don't feel bad. I said, look what I did to my shit. You see my shit? They look like Terminator sucks. side of his shit. You see my shit? My shit is fucked. Yeah.

I got a debt my shit too. You do? I got a guy lined up who said that you can fix it for me, but then I'm going to have to fucking not have a car for like four days. I'm like, I cannot be... Bro, you drive an expensive car. You can get a loner, bro. I just drive a girl's car or something.

That's what I was thinking. That's why I happened in my email. I emailed myself like two weeks ago. Call BMW. I still haven't done it. Because I call like whenever my shit fuck up, Mercedes gives you the little loaner cars and it says it on the side, too. It makes me feel so.

so stupid that I've been looking at this dent for like the last fucking two it's been like a year that I've been looking at this dent. I just haven't got fixed and it's just a bane of my existence like why do I have this stupid fucking dent? But at the same time I refuse to do anything

about it because I'm a piece of shit. Probably because it was COVID though you're like I ain't got to go anywhere anyway. I feel like bitches would judge me because they look at me and I look cute in the whip and then they see the whole side of my shit is fucked up and they just like Immediately turn the other way, like, nah.

You just got to show him the horse needle. You know, what do you think? Like, you think niggas is shooting up ketamine? I like to think that. You guys need to hang out more. Don't get this, nigga, no ideas. You're from such different worlds. Like, AD wakes up to a shootout.

You wake up to a ketamine overdose. It's just different worlds. I wake up to eggs. I know. I wake up to eggs. Shootouts. Shootouts. He has to duck while you scrambling.

In my mind. He's still living the life of like EZE in 1980. No, I am not. Yes. That, you think I have a fucking lowrider too? That's how I choose to believe in you. Lowrider, a flannel.

Imagine if I came here or lowrider. With like a black and white flannels and two ex-dickies. They announced Dave's season two. I know. Have you been contacted? They announced it. Oh, they're looking for new debos. You might not be the debo they're looking for.

Hopefully I'll come back season three. Yeah. I blank COVID. Damn. No, we need a D-D-Bose. We need AD back on there, honestly. Everybody blow up little diggy's comments and say, bring AD back. But if we see somebody in the show and we're like, oh, that should have been AD.

Then we're going to be. That's how I feel about snowfall. I'm trying to get in next season. That's how I felt when I was seeing Welvin for the fucking. No, that was sad, bro. I was like, I should have been AD. I thought that's a video you would have made for show. That's a video you would have made.

No. Hell no. But I see mad people saying that they've been seeing that dude be in that exact state for, like, years. No, it has. But you know it's fucked up about this situation. It's just like everybody uses people to have special needs, bro. And it's just like, all right, fuck it now. I'm like, that shit's grimy, bro.

He probably had, like, homies around them that was, like, acting like Dave's his friend and shit. But that same shit happened to A-Town, bro. Who's A-Town? Oh, God, I was just going to bring him up. Shout to A-Town. He, like, disappeared. What's that way? No, he had, like, he has, like, real bad health complications, bro.

Hopefully he's doing fine, too. A-Town? The birds. The birds. The birds. Art chirping. I have no idea You remember A-Town of Snacks?

No C's? What is that? Hey Never mind Hey, you know who that happened to someone that I knew?

Remember back in the day like YG like just read up mixtape He had this song With this kid named G. Austin Bro, G.

Austin used to live with me bro Are you joking? No. I went to Losing her with him Remember he had that song I love my chucks

I swear I do Bro, this nigga Bro, don't even talk about it Because it's sad bro. Bro, that is sad He had a song He had a song with YG.

Like, he was, On my neck. Then I probably stay longer if you do it. Bro. He was about to be on, like, he was about to be like Ty Dollar's line before a Thai dollar sign,

honestly. Bro, it's a, it's a crazy story about that that I would tell you off camera because I'm not going to. Really? It's bad, bro.

But he used to live with me, bro, because I tried to help him, bro. Well, he was super talented. When I was in Compton, and I was telling,

I was telling him. I was telling him. You know how many times when we had the store of Melrose, I seen this guy down there? Really? Bro.

We're still on A-Town? No, no, no. This kid named G. Austin. I don't know. He, uh, bro. I literally took him in. He's a good producer, too. Super good producer, bro.

Producer and singer rapper. He's on street. He's like... He had a song with YG super early on. I would tell you all of camera because I don't want to talk about that shit. It's bad, bro. Yeah, your whole demeanor change. Like, it really must be bad.

He used to live with me. I was trying to help him, bro. I see, I didn't know. I would never knew that. You know anybody like that? Like, people you went to high school with that smoke? Now? Yeah, bro.

Hell yeah. I've got a lot of homies I still live in Hawthorne too so like, nigga I'll be at the gas and get gas. Oh, let you go again. They get closer and closer.

That's why I'm glad I left Nashua because I immediately got out of the loop of who became smokers in Nashua. Like, I didn't even remember anyone from high school. I smoke too much weed. So I don't even, I would like to like to know who's overdosing

that I went to high school with and shit. There's probably so many that I don't know about. Bro, I've seen a nigga that I went to his baby shower with like I went to his baby shower in high school like really, kicked it with this nigga. He's really homeless now, bro. Like, in front of the, in front of the gas station with shit all in his hair. Like, bro, that's why we got to keep getting this money. We got to stay hustling and not do meth. Speaking, we got to keep each other off the meth.

Speaking of that, I need a raise, so I won't be homeless. Okay. I need, I need like 20. They raise my rent. I need 20% equity and no jumper as a whole. Hey, okay. Fun fact, though. Rory and Mall. I see. Who I suppose. Roy! Yeah, well, they're going to use that against.

They're going to act like we really. Shout out to Rory and all. We've nothing against you. I don't know those nigs. I just felt like academics' performance of that was its own thing. It's different than the original version of that song.

Bro. I've seen a homie that was homeless and I'm like, should I roll the window down and say what's up to him? Nope. Not at all. You're going to ask you for a favor. Fuck that.

No, no. That was like, it was this basket. ball player uh delante west that was like homest or some shit okay but this and they're saying mark cuban rescued right mark cuban rescued him he more he rescued him yeah shout out to he's sober and has a job and shit now i think so when did he leave the NBA I thought he was in NBA this whole time he became a smoker he was in him so he starts smoking meth and then just dropped out of the i say smoker just means somebody who's out smoking so not i'm pretty sure he was

smoking meth anything mad crack they had they had they oh allegedly was saying that he was messing with LeBron's mom. Oh, no. Yes, what? So that's kind of, and then after that, that nigga just, like, just left the NBA and began to... What, they were fucking... What, they were saying there? That is why he left the NBA because LeBron drugged him and got him a hook to him.

Josh fact-checking him. Josh fact-checking you. You know what? I was watching your podcast the other day, and I was like, they just need a fact-checked. They need somebody because you're... You applauded me for what I said. Hey, Maga-Has. Listen to me.

You were smearing that fucking Black Lives Matter lady unfairly. Who are you smearing you? Okay, the right wing outlets come up with a story basically saying that one of the girls in Black Lives Matter bought a fucking 1.4 million dollar house. Okay. She has not, I read the fact check and shit. She didn't make Jack's shit from Black Lives Matter. She's worth my life. She had money from other shit.

She had other shit going on her life. It's insane to just act like. Well, somebody told me to you the proceeds. But I'm saying you're falling for this. fucking Ben Shapiro-ass misinformation campaigns. You've been Shapiro. Who is Ben Shapiro? You watching Milo? I'm just saying, bro, you're falling

for it. Like, that fucking shit. They're using that shit to divide you. I'm sorry. I know. Say-Chi's fell for it, too, bro. I just thought that she was fucked up. I looked into it because I knew it was too good to be true. Because at first I had the same instinct, like, oh, I'm hypocritical. I thought when you told me... I don't believe that.

Never mind. I was like. What? No, because he was he texted me. He was like, yeah, he didn't die from gang shooting. Who? DMX. You remember he told me that? I thought you said

no, because somebody Trial, Trial said that. He was saying like RIP to everybody died from shootings RIP DMX and you're like or no,

he asked he's like, no, I said it I said it. You go, DMX didn't die from a gang shooting. Well, I think he was just like

adding, he was adding DMX on to the art. You had to ruin the moment. I had a man to be known. I'm not been Shapiro. Vell's been doctoring this blunt for a long time. Well, just rolled up a Brian Pumper.

That shit is out of this world. But where did I come from? No. What the fuck was that? For some reason, the Brian Pumper's story that you made will not leave my recommended on my YouTube. You need to watch it again.

No. I feel like I want, I feel like I'm ready to indulge in some more Brian Pumper type. Oh, part two. Free Bar Mbler. You should do a, you should do a, like a, You should do a where are they now episode of that Listen when I made that video

I didn't leave a lot on the cutting room floor It's like a half hour long That's pretty much all I had to give about Brian Pumper So in terms of like what else there is to know I would have to go way deeper I'd have to interview his past girlfriends I would have to talk to his family I don't want to take it there

But we talked to his parents Hit up the Pumper's What's going on? What was he like? You think that's really his name Wait wait is Boston Is Boston? Is Bosanova's name really Bosanova?

Yes, yeah. That's Cap, bro. I told him to pull out the ID. I don't believe him. I said Boston Nova's is fire. He was like, yeah, I never had it. We got to change that. We got to get him some takeout.

For everyone who doesn't know, no, I just meant. They just hired somebody named Bostonova out of nowhere. They hired this kid, Bossanova. Just airing, docksing our editors. Stop doxing our editors, Maga. Yeah, I'm like. Bro, this just says Hose man. He says Maga, Maga.

Maga, Maga, Maga. He didn't even abbreviate or nothing. Like, I thought he didn't say, yo. Yeah, right. Yeah, they need to clip that. Here goes your antifa. The edibles be hidden, though. The edibles, bro.

He didn't, he didn't try to abbreviate it. Listen, he didn't try to abbreviate it or nothing. He didn't try to say, yo, it was Bossa. Like, nigger said Bossa. And I'm like, nigga, you're a cap. That's not your name. That's not your real name. He's like, is Bossa.

I'm like, nigga, show me the ID. Docs. Bro, why are you hating on him? He's named Bossa. He never. He never. Tell me the idea. It's all you want to take the nigga

I know your real name. This niggins name is Calvin. Everyone knows his name. Calvin? You look like a Calvin. That was the funniest thing is that one of Blueface's girl's name is Backwood Brat and she can't. That's the only name you know.

Bro, she starts looking at all of fucking the Condama dudes and she starts going, you look like a Connor. You look like a Brian. She's just like telling everybody what their name looks like it should be. She's just like in everyone's face. And I walked in. I said, what's so, Kadama niggas? Oh man, that was so fucking funny

Because the Condama dudes Are just like new to a lot of this So like them meeting They got 20 blue face bitches pulling up And they met Pee Pee Pee Cocaine And then they made it blue face And he's with fucking like He's got like $20,000 hanging out of his pants

For some reason and stuff I don't know I guess he just leaves the house like that Yeah, why not? And if you're blue face, why not? All those girls were just so fucking wild And they were just I don't know Bro, I have a confession

What? I didn't know on YouTube When they put it in a time you could click it and it goes to the shit. I never knew that. I did on accident. So every time you see people like saying like, oh my God, AD fucking.

I never knew that, bro. At this time. Why did you think it was blue? Yeah, it's blue. No, but I clicked it and then it was fucking me and you saying, oh, hey Tony at the same time. Oh, hey, Tommy. Somebody said, AD and Adam just became best.

And we said the shit the same time. So now I need time stamps. Clip it. But they do that every episode. I can't believe you just figured that out. Can I say that the fucking. No Jumper TikTok has been blowing up. We gained over 100,000 followers.

We're at like 2.30 or some shit. Go follow No Jumper on TikTok. We've been doing super good. Pieces of interviews and stuff. We have so many videos doing millions and millions of views. Don't do it, A.D. Start, why are you? Look at Taylor Gang or die.

I feel like I've been cool. You've been good. It's over. Because you didn't smell out. Maybe. Maybe my tolerance is getting there now. Maybe. Maybe.

30 minutes later. My fucking cacti tolerance is getting high Because this shit is hidden? I don't want to see liquor for the next. Well, it's on Wednesday. I love the fact. I love the fact that your mom got you a bottle of 1942. Your mom got you that.

That's what she got you. That's beautiful. We should have got you more alcohol. We got you like a bag of blue chips, right? No, here he got me a bottle too. Oh, see? Just no, no one's ever done anything for me for my birthday here. So they really fuck with you.

We don't know if you're going to come. Oh, God. And if it's your fucking birthday, I am not baking on. house phone being here. Oh, my fucking God. Didn't we bring you a cake? Yeah, I think I did. Yeah, yeah.

We have done stuff for you. Oh, my fucking. That's why. That's why today I was fucking laughing there. That was hilarious. This nigga, this nigga Adam writes, shout out to everybody

that keeps no jumper going daily. And the last person says, oh, you're in a house phone. At first, I wasn't even going to write a household because he doesn't, he's not involved daily. Yeah, I'm really not.

I'm really not. So then I'm like, I'm right. Oh, like, man, lately. I don't want to forget anybody. He definitely, dude. You didn't tag me. I was like, I'm not there.

No, no, no. For sure, for I'm not a date. I didn't mention Kiki Flug. I know. He was, he was kind of hurt. He too, bro. This nigga put everybody and he says, yeah, Matt Leley, the other co-workers and friends.

Hey, in Housephone. Oh, yeah, house phone. People are sending it to me like, wow, bro. He got you fucked up. My brother, realize. It wouldn't let me tag anybody else. That's a cat. That's what it says.

Yeah. This nigga. This nigga just made that up. Bigga, bang, bang, maga, bang, you. Clip that. This nigga is full cap. He is butthead.

Yo, and that's the best thing about smoking this here is that the AC blows right in his face. I know. So every time I take a hit, he got to breathe it in, too. Where's my son? I take my shirt off and not a house that I breathe. It's lit.

Do the pop with your shirt off? What? Yo, do you know? I had to put that on my Instagram to show that that was like from an old Gucci Man song because so many kids do not know that that's an old Gucci Man song.

They were literally like, this is crazy like my bro you like the fact that I interviewed fucking four or five eight keys did you really yes the the the suss nigger the he went viral we can probably fade you for that he's crazy bro I heard that this man like he right he went fire he went viral for being for vogueing and dancing around to play by car no he went viral because his baby mama was like I can't believe this nigga is almost 30 acting like this I apologize to him that was crazy I got me some thoughts they thought I was gay I see it I see it I see it's being My bad for trying to turn up on you.

He's like, it's okay, bro. Yeah, I mean, it's a good guy. You ain't know. I heard it's crazy. I'm crazy. I'm not. He didn't get crazy with AD. Maybe you're just the type of lunatic I'm looking for.

Here you go. What white-ass movie was that? Did you know what to say to some of a rap song or something? Go ahead and say it for me. She's a lunatic. Maybe she's just the type of lunatic you're looking for. What the fuck is that? 1940.

Is that 1922? Shout out to Billy Joe. That's why he's Adam 22 because he was born in a 20. He was born before the Great Depression. I'm sorry. He was born in the liquor? Oh, definitely, yeah, yeah. No, we used, our store downtown used to be next door to this bar.

And when you went, the bar owner took us into the basement. And that's where they used to have all the tunnels all right down town. Like, speak easy and shit. Yes, they would be fucking bringing money and alcohol to the cops to whatever. He brings the blunt to the girls. He's ain't got these. And then shows up his offset DM. What?

Sorry, go ahead. Gives the blunt to the girl. I've never seen that move. Yeah, we're going to roll some more. And everything we've ever done this podcast house. How's fun? If you're a good friend, you'll throw your shoe right now. At the women?

These are rare. I can't throw. You're not going to be able to avoid the TV. Don't throw that. I used to have those two. I died in black. You die? What the fuck?

You ruined this shoe by dying at black? How did you? High school. How did you die at black? Them people can, they can die for you. You know what's like shit? You know a year of these came out? 2001.

I was in elementary school. Yeah. Offset did like a sneakers at home show, whatever, and he was talking about how he couldn't find these. So Offset, DME, I got him. He couldn't find them. They're really hard to find. You know, I had the experience where I went to the skate park

and my shoes got all dirty, and then I realized I had zero pairs of clean sneakers that I could wear, and I was just going to look like fucking little B to every rapper that I'm interviewing for the foreseeable future on the other shoes. You still got those Supreme Fives? I'm not wearing those. like that. Well, there's some Gucci shoes.

He got those too. Not really. All the designer stuff in my closet. All the design. I know. Yeah, just go get new vans. The designer stuff in my closet. I retired. That era of my life is over. Or buy some high rollers. I don't buy them. I heard they were sold out before they even come out. Allegedly I'm getting a free pair.

I shouldn't have told him that. I should have just showed up and surprised him. Now I'm happy. You're getting a free pair? It's his birthday. For what? Just for your birthday? Because I'm black and I'm his friend. Oh, God.

More of this. And because he really kept trying to buy them. And I'm like, you know what? He showed me some effort. This is critical race theory. You get free shoes. You get free shoes and I don't. It's reverse.

Honestly, that would be. I want to see Adam and some higher. That would be a good promo too. Just force him to tag me like every day. Yeah, he'll have Tony shit in it. I'll crease him. Did you see? Did you see that?

Bro, there was this video where Billy Elish's dog got into the closet and shit in all of her shoe. It was like expensive like Dior Jordans and shit and every shit. I'm going to go outside. Do they put the dog to sleep after that? You got to at least throw that nigga off the balcony or something. He was going to be the next bagel. Oh, my fucking.

You were a serial animal murderer. We got to get PETA on here. He wants to kill more animals this year. He's aiming for more dead pets. You probably kill so many cows when you had to. I'm about to upgrade to people. Oh, shit. You have a thing about becoming a serious.

A serial killer and not just a regular, like, gang killer? What's the... I want to be a vigilante. Are they, like, gang serious? You're the opposite of that. No, I won't be like an anti-hero. If Batman existed, he'd be coming after you. No, like, the anti-hero, though, like, he got niggas like, what's a nigga name?

Like, uh, fucking... What's the name, Aza, whatever? Remember Will Smith was like the anti-hero? Yeah, like Hancock. That's you. You're going to be, like, drunk Hancock. I want to be, like, Crip Hancock. Crip.

Now, he was homeless. You don't want to be... How did he have powers and didn't monetize that? He could have became a YouTuber. Have you ever seen this movie called Jumper? I wish I had the powers like that. If you have powers, your YouTube channel would be so fired. That's what I'm saying.

He could have did anything. Listen, he had superpowers. He could have did anything to make money. How the fuck was he homeless with superpowers? He could have robbed banks. That's what happened on Jumper. You can see a bank and just teleport to it and teleport out. You can see a picture like Paris.

You can just go right there. And it was supposed to make a secret. I wish I could do that to flying bitches I see on Instagram. I would do that. I would poop in their room. Just poop in their room. They fucking freak out and scream.

Yeah, they'd be like, oh, I'm sorry. But you can just see them for a second and then you're out. You leave. I would use that power to teleport to Adam's house, steal Tony. Yo. You kid booing? Steal part. A kid booing.

Think about that. Think about the fact. Kid boo went out and got. a white cat and then came into my store and filmed an Instagram skit where he pretended to kid out my cat. I didn't know that it went this deep. I was so mad bro. I was like I'm gonna fuck this because so many people thought he really got the cat. I had to deal with so many people. Was the cat really fat? Like with the cat like like him? Did you know what's cap though? I mean he's running. It's kind of genius. It looks like a white cat. That's kind of genius. I can't hold you.

That's funny though. He kept tagging me with the white cat afterwards too. Like I don't know. I guess he just held out of the cat. Did you really think that it was that it was that it was. was Tony for us? Tony lived at my house at this point. Tony wasn't even there. Does he have his own apartment? No, he lived in my house. No, he used to live at the store.

He used to live at the store. That nigga never left. He said, Tony used to live in my house. He lived to the store, but then he started getting out, and then there was a tattoo parlor down the street, and he started going there. He started getting fed by them. And the tattoo shop owner actually came over and told me, like, just so you know, our cat's been coming to the tattoo shop, and we've been feeding him and giving them

water and shit. I said, oh, hell no, I brought him back to my house that next day. No, no, no. So I'm like, you know what? I'm going to take him home. I want a tattoo of a cat and it says, I'm going to take this motherfucking cat. Bro, Tony the cat used to be running around in stupid Young's hood. He was hanging with the Asian crypts for a while. He said Long Beach, bro, me and Danny will come back to the house like fucking at a random time and Tony would just be at the door or like, as soon as we open the door and

Tony would just leave and just go downstairs and like come back at like. Come back the next day? Oh, I swear to God, bro. It's crazy. You know, cats are crazy. They really will go explore and then come back. We'll see Tony like around the corner, bro. Do they just got... Like, do they just got good memory?

They remember how to get back to the crib? For sure. Yeah, they come back very consistently. Yeah, it's crazy, bro. Does he do that now still? He's not allowed to leave the house. Yeah. Tony will fucking be way down the street somewhere.

Like, it was good. Our area has mad mountain lines and shit. Bro. I was in Monrovia the other day for some reason. That's where they got all the car dealerships, right? Yes, it was... You always hear it on the radio. Yeah.

I've seen a nice-ass BMW one If anybody works at BMW A Monrovia tap in with me I need an X6 tap in with me Let's go I need the M series I need the M I need the X6 M's

Come holl at me I tell you I'm about to get Hey hey hey hey I just I gotta get this bar off On Bojack Horseman They're always talking about How she's like filming a movie In Monrovia

And it sounds like she's in like a crazy ass Like far away place It's like 30 minutes away But they talk about Bonarovia and it's really funny in the context of the show. It doesn't sound funny at all the way I'm saying it right now. But in the show, it's really funny. Is that show watching Bojack Horseman? No.

But look, I didn't finish what I was saying. Everybody in the comments, if you fuck with Bojack Horseman, let me hear you say BoJack. Wait, listen. Just say Horseman. Okay. I didn't finish you. The Kennedy Horseman. Listen, I didn't finish what I was saying.

So I'm out there, nigger. And this shit just, I'm at the red light and this shit just walk across in front of the car. Literally like, fuck. Skip the line? I text the homie. I'm like, nigga. just seen a wolf he's like no it was a coyote i'm like nigga that shit was big

that was a wolf so yeah i've seen a wolf at 3 a ms moving around it was just a wolf just walked by my carote man no niggiotees and wolves look similar you hear bosco got a draw yeah in the fight i didn't see the fight i seen the fight i want to see that bosso did a professional fight

i didn't see it on the undercar for the jake paul phone you know no fucking yeah bosco bosco and um gonzo what i don't know gonzo Gonso is an older rapper. He was signed to, like, Ice Cube back in the day. How do you fucking Jake Paul fans know who Bosco is? I don't know.

It was on the undercard. No, there was a ton of people on the lineup. Like Frank Meir fought. Who's Frank Mears? He used to be in the UFC fighter. He got beat up by Brock Lesnar and shit. And he was on the car. That sounds amazing.

I'm like, I'm bootlegging this shit to watch Jake Paul and you're showing me a Frank Mear fight. This is crazy. I wanted to see the Bosco one more or anything. I would have watched all. And I've seen it. What I didn't like, oh, they had hair gear on. Oh, the undercards?

Yeah, well, I was going on them, yeah, yeah, they had hit. Oh, that's interesting. But I respect that instead of them, you know what I'm saying, taking it to the streets, they took that shit to the ring. They got some bread out of it. They had a real beef? Yeah, there was beef when we were just. Speaking of real beef, no comment, but I saw our boy,

Draco, somebody put out this song about him. For real? Whole music video and everything. That shit was very disrespectful. I can't even hold you. I only know about it because Milk reacted to it. I didn't see that. I saw the video.

That's what crazy. I did not like that one bit. No comment, but I did not like seeing that. Because they're talking wild about catchy. This whole, like, just super disrespect. I mean, like, I feel like it's always been like that. If you, like, really got enemies, you really hate niggas. But I feel like the...

It's the immediate go-to for every now. Like, now it's like, why is that such... Like, it just perpetuates so much more violence and so much more, like, toxic energy and just like you cross some lines there ain't no going back yeah yep and this rapper is associated with people so I mean

I don't know what's going to happen but I'm not looking forward to it I wish all my young niggas would like come together and get money and like collab and like getting the motherfucking celebrity boxing matches that's a shit like that's real did you see milk roasting the white

from Lawndale I see that one oh man what is that guy going to do You know what's crazy? You know that milk. I've not seen that guy's Instagram. Milk is at the top of his school shooter hit list right now. He is mad as hell. Bro, that video came out so long ago, too.

That's why it's crazy. Oh, really? Bro, you know what's crazy? That guy probably, like, is a trucker now? Bro, that guy, that park that he was at, literally was down the street from my continuation school. That was low key. They're getting closer to the location.

I said, because I went to continuation school, dude. That of me, I lived at the school, nigger. Yeah, he probably did. You probably was getting a fan at the tattoo shop like Tony. No, no, no, but, um. No, that area isn't really a bad area. I'm going to be honest with you. But the funniest part about what milk was rusting is how his homie was just looking around

like he was going to have to pop somebody. No, but like, it's like the Laundale threces out there. His head was on a swivel. Yeah. He's indoctrinated into the game life. Even if you in Laundale, you got your neck on the swivel. Yeah, niggas on, these niggas ain't never been to Londale. That's why they don't know.

The Mexican niggins be getting in Cracking out there. It goes down in Nashville, New Hampshire. It goes down in a row, Monrovia as well. Thank you. It goes down everywhere. It goes down in Monrovia. I have to pee.

Go ahead. Pee. Adam's like, so Compton, how was it? How was it? What kind of cool African-American stuff are you guys going to talk about while?

What type of nigga is you, bro? We're going to talk about how OJ didn't do it. Okay. And he did. I don't want to be here for that conversation. We don't talk about what we're going to do to you when you come back. Oh, man.

But I can't keep smoking these huge blunts like that. That's the Vell lifestyle, man. bro. Hey, can you do me a favor? You come back, rim me a water? Y'all be doing... That's the Vell quote.

What type of N-word is you? What type of... You should make a shirt that says that. That's Bell's best catchphrase besides that shit crazy. Everybody kind of says that. Y'all be doing 12-hour streams smoking big-ass blunts like this the whole time.

Stupid. We'll be on stream. We'd be fucking Josh rolling up all. They'd be just coming out of nowhere. Yeah, Josh and them passed me shots and shit the last time. I was sleeping. I'm like, what these nigg is room? I'll be sleeping.

Hey, if you guys want to see a drunk-ass Adam podcast, watch the Blackout Girls episode that come out. I fucking drank with them and we all got fucking turn. He's crazy. I don't trust you. How he's going to invite me for my birthday, though. That was cool. He invited my homegirls here.

Didn't even tell me. Invited my home girls. There's only so many mics. How are those your home girls? You claim every girl is your homegirl. This is like a thing. Because I be having homies. You didn't even get to hit.

Never. Jesus Christ. That's cap. What type of niggas is y'all? Submit merch designs. I will make that shirt. Bro, we need to make that Vell shirt. Yeah, you need that.

You need that. What type of niggas is you, sir? Can I make a shirt? No, we definitely can't make a sure that says that. You can make a sure that says that, though. Yeah. I'll enable you. And it can be on No Jumper's website.

Can it? It's in collaboration. Collaboration. With the bills. For sure. Hell yeah. Let's do it. Interesting.

So you can wear an anal-cunt shirt, but you can't wear a fucking. I'm not. We can make the niggas. Please don't wear that shirt. It'll be like stars. One of the time, Mazi gave me a shirt with mad N-words on it,

but they were all censored. They all had an asterisk. You go there. I'm like, Mazzie, I didn't tell him I'm not wearing that. You were that to go to sleep. It would be great to sleep because it was a 3-X.

And just imagine. Why do you give you a 3-X? A 3-X nigger shirt. I don't know. Hey, and just imagine you go outside that we'll fucking water the plants. What the hell you doing? What type of?

What type of a new? What's time to need? Why are you passing back to the guy who's allergic to weed? Somebody got to get scared. Have I been doing bad or something? No, you're still doing all right, but if we start talking about something complicated, I don't really trust that you're going to be able to keep up. Just like, if we start talking about something that's a little spicy,

I'm glad that you weren't this high when we talked about the Derek Chauvin thing. I'm just going to say that. He would have been like, who's Derek Chauvin? Oh, wait for him to say. Who is Derek Chauvin? I thought you had to pee like 10 minutes ago. Yeah, but then you guys start being funny. Hey, bring me a water back, please.

It's an open one right there, bro. Now, I want a cold one. This one was cold when we first started down. I don't want no room temperature water. I'm a room temperature type, nigga, honestly. I got sensitive teeth, bro. I got jumped in front of the standard one time, and then they kicked me in the back of the head

and my mouth hit the fucking concrete. Why is that so funny? Is that why your tooth is done? That's all my tooth is fucked up. Man, that nigga got to get popped. Just no. Hey, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, listen, listen, listen, just know

I was, my nigga, I was defending gay rights, bro. They was trying to, they was calling the gay homie to F word. They was on the gay homie head. It was like some rich Armenian niggas. I go outside, I start pressing all of them, right? Before I even finish my sentence, they all turn around and start firing on me.

Bro, they all turned around, right? But look, look, so I'm trying to get some rooms, so I'm square up with these niggas, right? The first nigga runs up, bro. I've never, I had never knocked nobody out until this day. This nigga through the most bullshit punch in the world and his whole face was just open.

I tagged him one I tagged him one time like barely tag the nigga. It was sleep, bro. Bro, they all start beating my ass after I sock this nigga out, bro. Bro, the one nigga takes off his Gucci belt and he's

he's swinging the bro, it was racist, bro. He was swinging the metal part like, because I was trying to run away from these niggas so I could like get some room. He's swinging. wing in the bell buckle at me, he hits me in the back of the head with it. I fall. That's when I fell. Putty tango shit.

Look, look. I fell to like one knee. I didn't even fall on the way. Listen, listen. I didn't even fall on the way. I fell to one knee, right? So I'm trying to get up and the nigga run up behind me. Kick me in the back of the head.

Boom. You guys going to get beat up? Yeah, yeah, look. He got putty tang. Look, look. The nigga kicked me. Look, the nigga kicked me in the back of the head. I'm on the ground and my fucking mouth bounces off the concrete.

So these, so now all four of these niggas are punching on me, right? the gay homie grabs my skateboard he hits one of the niggas so hard with the skateboard that the trucks come off of the board like the part you have to screw on it ripped from the board I was some loose trucks

no he knocked the nigga shit off that's what he did what are you talking about how my tooth got fucked up the time he was supporting gay rights I literally I literally got jumped defending gay rights he used to hang out with his one crazy ass

that's who I was talking about I'm assuming you were talking about. Exactly. He was wild. He was calling in bomb threats and shit, getting the party shut down. Bro, he literally, he couldn't get into the function one time so he called. Did he call the paucy, what's it called? The what?

He called the foosy. Sean called the foozy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. He called the foosy bond threat. We're the only ones who think that's funny. Yeah. Fuzzy Motto. Honestly, they like when we have weird inside jokes from random shit from 2015.

They like it sometime, honestly. They do. I see the comments all the time. AD, people would love you that podcast where you just talk about all the people you fucking shot the fair one with and whatnot. All the YouTube.

Why are you leaving? I'm tired of gang appropriation here. All the YouTubers are you knocked out? Oh, man. Are you going to actually stream with us on Friday? Yeah, I'll stream this Friday. Wow. You shut up on your birthday.

You're a real one. Bro, I'll be streaming with you. I'll just be asleep. Are you going to nap? Yes, for sure. I feel like it's like part of it now. And plus, I barely get any rest. like that so it's like hey we only did a light eight hours last Friday they ain't like

we didn't do 12 we did eight bro it was like compared to last time last week eight is so much easier bro you guys give me so high pause pause I feel like the friday streams are making my tolerance get way better so I need to just thug through it because right now I'm cool maybe they'll finally let you and taylor gang yo shout out to stooge light bro we've been smoking good this whole podcast stews like been keeping us smoking good I need every day with a s dumb Pete my Cush. Stooge life. Something crispy.

So speaking of dumb asses, just kidding. Let's start the conversation and just talking about something else for a while and then I'll start talking about the thing. AD. What's the thing?

What's the thing? What's the thing? How you doing? Look at this block. Cool? That is crazy. Where are you coming with this grab a leaf now all of a sudden?

Because I could do this. It looks like a baseball. You feel me? That's a baseball bat. That's what I mean. I see. Smouse. I'm worried.

Thank you, Josh. I'm very hot. Aesab Bari called out Liliati. Oh, my God. That's what you wanted to talk about? Yeah. Okay. Asap Bari called out Liliati for stealing a rapper's flow.

What was his name again? Up and coming rapper, Shawnee Bin Laden. Johnny bin Laden, right. But it's crazy because we did a vlog with. Black Dave went to his hood. It's on the No Jeper Channel. Boom. Oh, so you've been tapped in.

I didn't even know. I just found out maybe like a month or two ago about Shawnee Ben Lillan. I saw this vlog and heard a couple of songs back when that vlog came out and I hadn't heard about him, but I guess Barre is doing something with him, and he feels like Yadi jacked his flow on his new song. But do you think that, like, they have

other issues, and he just tried to use that as a moment to call out Yadi about something? I don't know. I mean, if they're friends, and he shouldn't have did that. I don't know if they friends like that, though. I don't know. I have no fucking clue. I don't know. What their relationship is? Especially after the last time we talked to him, I don't, nigga, you really,

you don't know who the fuck is friends and who got beef and whatever the fuck. Imagine we called Yadi right Now it was just like, what's up with this bar? Yeah, no, don't do that. Don't do that. We already do it. We did it about Anthony Fanon for some reason. I mean, hey, hey, you know what's funny?

You ever got a homies that like when bitches are around, they just, they be like, oh, man, fucking, yeah, little Yadi followed me. Hey, yo, hey, yo, bro, you seen that $20,000 I had in my pocket? You think I'm crazy because I didn't sign the future? It's like, bro, you think I should have, should I took the, should I had taken the 500K or a meeting with Jay Z, bro? Which one? I don't know what to do at this meeting. with hove tomorrow. I'm like, oh, bro, this fucking, this rock nation brunch. My suit, my tailor's suit didn't come out in time for the rock nation brunch. I don't know

what I'm going to do. That's the worst thing about COVID is that the rock nation brunch was canceled. Anyway, I'm high as shit. What, um, what, oh, yeah. Oh, wait, okay, wait, so. Animals was kicking your ass? We both heard it. You want me to eat more? Dare me? I, I, I heard, okay, look, I heard the snippet of the song. Dare me to drive. This drank it in the fifth of vodka. Look, so. I heard the snippet of the song and one of the first things I thought in my head was

damn Yaddy should get Shani Bin Laden on this that was literally one of my first thoughts when I heard the snippet and I heard the whole song and I was like yo he gassed this shit but I don't look at Yadi as someone who intentionally does shit like that I feel like he'd be showing niggas love

he'd be putting niggas on and he'd be putting on for like a lot of different sounds and shit like that I feel like I feel like I've never seen him intentionally like swag dog somebody shit without showing them love, shouting them out, or doing something to like help that particular scene out.

I'm gonna just be honest, you know? So I don't know. That's why my thoughts was they must have some other issue or something and he just, Barre was just using that as a way to say something about. I'm getting high. Yeah, we know. It is interesting

because, I mean, with all those dudes in Flint and shit, Yadi basically started rapping pretty much just like they were rapping. with them. But he put them on so much that they all just show him love. And now you got like a dude from New York

who he basically kind of made a song that sounds kind of like a dude's flow. And I mean, if he had brought out a song It really was the beat. It was just the whole vibe of it. It was the flow. It was everything. But that whole style, there's a lot of artists

like RXK Nephew and all them who are fucking doing something that's kind of like that with a lot of these like really overlapping sounding bars. that would be really hard to make in real life. You know what it is from? And like, I realize that he also has songs with this person. And, like, the names of his mixtapes coincide with some shit that this person would say all the time, too.

Gunu. Uh-huh. So, like, they are, like, from the same crew or from the same, like, I don't know, something like that. Because the nigga calls himself Wick. And then Gunu is Goonwick. And it's like, it's like a whole Whick shit. I don't know. I'm like, this shit, the shit I just been paying attention to.

But anyway. I need an explainer video on YouTube so I can act like I'm in the streets. And they got songs together. So I'm pretty sure they're from like the same crew. But that's all derivative of like the Hoodridge Pablo Wan flow too. It's like it's all derivative of like some other shit. I don't know. It's crazy.

When Wackwon, or excuse me, when Big U was in here and he had his artist with him, they were wearing peace. They were wearing free hood rich merchandise. And they were also. Going off about the fact saying that Hoodrich actually didn't get robbed. People think he got robbed. But actually like somebody broke in his house. But it wasn't just one time.

It was like multiple times. Yeah, but like this one of his, one of a big use artists was like going off about that. Like really. On the podcast? A little bit on the podcast, but also just saying it like. Who smoked? Yeah. One of them.

So I was like, that's crazy. And also I feel like nobody has really been paying attention to anything about the. fucking hoodrich Pablo case. Like, I haven't read any kind of like follow-ups to it and shit and he has some like big ass fed case. Like that's crazy. Like I want to know about this.

I know he's not the most famous fucking rapper on earth, but give me some investigation. Where's the journalist? He's very influential and very like slept on to be honest. Mega hat's going again. Bro. You brought to be hood rich Pablo Dong. Pause.

That could be my. porn name you know it's crazy what I was gonna play shorthy song on the stream for free and she just did so she just fucked up her she's fucked up herself so them leaving was something that you're unhappy about yeah I'm like why they did why they did

I needed some girls to hold down the stream with me stair girls I need now they're couch girls we're bringing stair girls back can I can I bring stair girls back there's a couple of them I won't bring a lot Lena started that as a stair girl she was sitting on the stairs watching I know I need

I need my No Jumper love story. I need to find, like, love through no jumper. B-B cocaine. No, she's gay. Oh, no. Yeah, relax. You can love Phil? Huh?

Bill is into girls. Oh. Bill, like, has a girlfriend, I'm pretty sure. He's a girlfriend. I'm pretty sure. Bro. You're a sick man. Oh, I'm not going to tell it.

I'm not going to go. Ah, wait a man. What? That's something really funny. I'm not going to do. You know what he's talking about, Josh? He has a little. Shout out to Phil.

These blunts are killing me, though. The blunts are killing you. It's okay, though. I'm powering through. I feel like AD right now. Cool. In what way? I'm a nomad.

You're getting hot? Not a nomad no more. That's hot. What changed? Had to reevaluate. Found that I was a Gumby. When? What is that?

It's so hard to even have a conversation that I'm speaking like an alien language. Yo, who did they Photoshop you onto? Like Ant-Man or something? Oh, the tick. The tick. Tick, man. That was funny.

That was crazy. Oh, that was you being your superhero. There you go. I don't want me no goddamn tick. Why not? The anti-hero is your tick. He's not an anti-hero. I don't really remember what the tick was all about.

Was that a real movie? Bro, the Tick was just bothering people. Was he even a real superhero? He was. He had a show. He had a comic book. I know he had a show. There was a movie, too, that I've definitely not seen.

Matter of fact, they bought back the Tick, and I didn't see it. Get that. One of the girls on 60 Days In took a shit in the shower and was throwing it all around. It was on the walls and shit. I told you that she waffles something. I was just saying that. She actually threw it all over the walls. The girl, another girl goes up and take a shower.

The whole shower is covered with poop everywhere. But the problem is this bitch is snitching and giving information so she like can't get in trouble. She's doing all this crazy shit. She's not snitching. This bitch is snitching. They didn't beat her up. The girls don't seem like they fight. They don't seem like they care about race.

Sometimes you got to beat you. Sometimes you got to fuck people up, bro. Sometimes niggies really deserve. Just need to just get beat up. Respectfully. I feel like girls in jail, it's like the sister who are the traveling pants. They're not traveling. What's the fuck is that?

You never heard of that movie? It's a movie. Well, how are girls in jail like that? Never mind. You ain't seen the movie. Yeah, you got to watch the movie. Add that to your list of black movies. It's not a black movie at all.

Add that to the list. Do they ever? Do they ever put hot chicks in jail? Yeah. You never seen the Instagram page of like hot bitches mugshots and they're all fine? Yeah, but don't they just let them off usually because they're hot? No, they don't. I think our country should respect hotness more.

No. Don't you? Yeah, I think so too. If you're hot. You should be rewarded with it. You catch an end. You're like, you're too hot to be in here. If a chick is really hot, the government should be giving her an apartment because we know that men, rich men will do it if the government doesn't do it.

But guess what, though? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So how could you gauge that? They could measure it now. If you were governor, they can measure it. They can measure how hot you are. Imagine if all the housing projects weren't full of poor people, they were full of hot women. We would just go and just stand around.

What are you saying? I try to start small talk while they walk to the car. Stop, stop, stop. Hey, like a whole project of hot women. I got one way. I'll be a fucking milk delivery guy. On a scale. There goes to milk.

On a scale of one to 10, one being like eerie. 10 being like, I don't know, fucking Mario Lopez. How hot do you think you are? You were six at best, Adam. Four. You think you're four? Come on. I'm about four to be safe.

Bill, what about you? Four? Three and a half. Oh, he has to go lower than me. He's like, he's like, I'm going to do you. You know what to ask me? You're going to be like nine. The lights get, honey.

You're going to be like a nine because you fucking have a big old pop that way. I'm going to get myself like an eight. ladies I'd like to ask all 14 women watching this what do you rank us as also everybody rank us the dudes as well I'd like to know what they think we should all see who got the biggest

dick and pull our dicks out at the same time on the table what does the winner get take a rino this whole pack of weed hey he's like this the hell is like I'm waiting let's take our dicks out I'm used to this yo a super pause on that by the way I was just joking

Sorry, guy. I was like, finally. He's like, I was waiting on someone else. He's like, I'm waiting on someone else to say it. No, that was super pause. I'm sorry, guys. It's cool, man. Yeah, man.

I'm trying to take my meat out, dog. Anyway, the hummy tried to embarrass me because I was eating a glizzy the other day. Wait, just because for eating a hot though? Yeah, like, nigga. And it was a sausage. Normalized eating a glizzy. It's just a shape of a food. It's not like it's an actual dick.

You got to eat it with a fork, bro. It's only right. Nigger, I had some. Eat bread. Wrap that bitch with some barbecue sauce and I ate that. You gotta eat the glizzy like this. Get your knife. Now it was freshly grilled.

Like the hummy got the new pool. Shout out my nigga Vargas, man. The hummy got the new pool. We back there. We're in a kuzzi. We vibe him. You feel me? I went to everybody in L.

They got a rich friend where they can just go to their house and just go to the pool. My friend's name is Adam 22. You can come to the pool? You got a whole pool? You're going to be like, cannonball, right on the baby. She's going to get slashed. She'll be crying.

Can we bring the blue? girls club to your house and have a pool party. Lina's not going to let this happen. They're probably friends with so many robbers. I don't want them knowing where I live. I think Lina would totally be down. Lennon does not want to associate. You know what girls are going to be using the bathroom?

Probably they got a piss in the trash can. You know what I'm going to have asparagus piss? You know those chicks are eating asparagus. What was dope is when I was like at your virtual baby shower? And y'all just have like a random I couldn't even get an invite to the

virtual baby show. They had a brand. We didn't want to pay extra on Zoom. Crazy. We were on our limit on Zoom. We didn't want to pay extra Josh was enough. Josh didn't even get invited. We only invited clouded up.

People. It was like Riley Reid and Lana Rhodes and shit. It was for YouTube. And then they're like, bro, you're on there. Is there a video about this? And I was like, who's Riley Reed? It was like, you don't fucking know. Like the number one search for.

She's getting married now so you'll never get the piper. Yeah. When she came or you hated on. You're so racist. maga hat that you don't even know about any white shit she's white you don't know about her you don't know about a sister in the traveling pants i still know that's a black thing now you're telling me no it's white oh what i'm allowed to not know about white shit no i must know everything about black culture that's critical race theory this is not an anal cut podcast yes it is

I want to turn it into one anal cut sounds like I was like, why people? Hey, you saw that, you saw that meme? The Muppets. I texted. I texted this nigga Adam. He's a boom hour. I text this nigga Adam, an al-cunt meme.

It was like, it was like a kid texting the dad, a picture of the shirt. Like, yo, dad, can I borrow this? And dad was like, don't fucking touch me. Don't fucking touch my anal-cunct shirt. I'm taking your mom to Chili's. I was like, it was an anal-cunch. See? For a second, I thought it was.

was like AD you and here. Life of a metal dad. Yo, you should get Parker like fucking like little baby Metallica teas and shit like that. I'm trying to get her like a Slayer T's. Get her fake metal arms. I'm trying to get her like an ADT or like a CMAC the Loak tea. You should get her,

get her fucking playboard Cardi falling in reverse. Uh-huh. Where it's upside down. What will I dress her up as? That's why I'm looking forward to in terms of dad decisions. You should Leo Hanson her and dress her up by XXXX for Halloween. Oh my God. You know, have blonde and have black dress.

People dressing up as like X and peep for Halloween is the kind of thing that I would have totally thought was offensive. But then nobody else seemed offended by it. So I was just like, whatever. Like you guys have. I'm not going to be like the guy that's like, hey, it's fucked up for you to dress like by like dead friends and like do all their fucking tattoos in your face. But previous to this, I think if you had asked me, I would have said, I think that's fucking weird. But people were like doing that with like peep and trade.

It was like, it would be like one black girl, one white girl friend group from like fucking Connecticut or something. And they would have the peep and Tracy magic tats hair. And this was like super viral on Instagram. It's like the week after peep died and shit. These girls have no class. But it's actually kind of dope because you think about it.

It immortalizes them, bro. It's just like, you know, somebody dressed up as Martin Luther King or Pau. But that's the weird thing for us is to accept that now X is like fucking Tupac where nobody gets offended when somebody dresses up as Tupac. It's just like a thing people do because Tupac is just trying to skip me. I'm literally right here. Tupac is like fucking Jesus.

I'm going to be sitting right here. It's like he's such a legend that he's just like, he's like Elvis. It's like an iconic person that is just people are going to want to imitate from time to time. I can't look at that like, oh, that's my fucking dead friend that died last month, you piece of shit. You know, it's crazy. It was like an XX.

sex like plushy and it was like like a like a like a toy every mall in America got fake ex merch yeah and I walk by and I'm just like oh my god you know it's weird that people do now they have these theme birthday parties now like they have somebody a little kid had a king von birthday party what the thing fun and if somebody had a young boy thing birthday party bro that's just crazy right that's like I see like I hope they'll beef with each other I see oh my god they just thought about that Parties beef with each other? Oh, my God. We go throw food at the other party?

Yo. Drive by food throwing or something shit? What are kids doing? No, bro. I seen like a... Bro. I seen like a... I seen like a...

I've seen a... I've seen a Facebook post that was like... That was like, girl that baby don't want to be... Girl, that baby don't want to be Nipsey Hustle. You want to be Batman? I ain't a lot, bro. The year after... Like, they got a fake drawn-on-a-beard on these babies.

The first Halloween after they died, bro. It was so many gold chains on it. nips bro running around Halloween but I said this shit is fucking crazy bro no RIPC obviously is a legend nobody nobody is like testing that but they're like nigger these kids

want to be fucking Spider-Man like just imagine you want to you want to be motherfucking Captain America and your mom's like nah you got to dress up as Gucci this year your mom's gonna spend a she's gonna spend an hour and a half drawing X's face tattoos on your fucking face and shit

bro did you guys see little Snoop's dad dad, trying to beef with Meek Mill. And, like, rapping and shit, like, bro. His mom said, I didn't see him rapping, but his mom said that she didn't want, like, a big headstone for him and shit. She had a totally different tale. Bro, the dad was pressed. He's like, come on, Meek Mill, man.

You're going to come to the funeral. You got to see a nigga put in the ground. I refuse to believe that Meek Mill would not pay for the fucking headstone. He's sure we'll pay for the headstone. He's stupid rich. I don't buy it. Stop hating on the chases. I think the pops got out of jail.

For sure. The pops was silent because he was in jail. He had nothing to say. His son became a fucking famous rapper and got killed while he was in jail. Hip-hop is full of salty-ass dads because they don't take care of the fucking kids. You give your kid mad trauma. They take that trauma. Turn into a talent.

Turn it into a fire-ass album. Turn it into fucking Ilmatic. They make millions of dollars. And then you're still out on the street fucking looking at bitches and eating. dollar slices. And your son is lit. He's in the fucking jet. And then you're just thirsty as hell

making videos for World Star saying, That's why he's mad. My son never loved me. He don't pay for my insulin. He's on the jet and he won't give him money for my insulin. No, fuck out of here. You ignored your fucking kid.

Hey, if your kid is ignoring him and you were actually in his fucking life, then I get it. I get it. I feel you, but I mean, there's just so many salty parents in hip-hop. I'm not buying the narrative.

bro think about how many fucking like child actors that probably got salty as parents like fucking you know like it's the same shit bro it's just celebrity lifestyle type shit where like oh no

Gary Coleman his parents do all his money somebody your family is going to be probably the most Gary Coleman's parents family will be jealous of you okay keep going my family will be jealous of me

Your family could potentially, because like, it's almost the same ideas of, like, you get more, you get more hate where you're from to where, like, the people the closest to you will probably not believe in you because they think that they know you or they, like, see you as whatever. So it's like, that shit is a lot of time. That was a hard one. Yeah, I'm a high as fuck too. I'm trying to explain this and sound like, make it. I'm on a stake. I never believed in Vell's rapper. You never believed in what

I never believe in you Were you a rapper? Never That's why I didn't believe in you You didn't even try Should I try to be a rapper? I mean really it's up to you Yo speak

I'll make a fire song Thank you Oh my God Speaking of rapper and rapings I rapping I have never gotten so many texts About rolling loud Miami

Nick I'm not on the flyer Are you going? I don't know why people decided to start texting me out the blue about this. Am I like, do I have to go? Let's go. I'm not like doing anything there. I have no real reason to go. Do I have to go just to see everybody?

Are you going to go? Let's go. Let's go in L.A. That's what I'm saying. L.A. When is the L.A. one? We don't know. We don't know.

We don't know. I'm saying to Miami to just stand around and talk to motherfuckers backstage for a few days. I don't know. Roto loud was fun backstage. It is fun, but I'm just saying. Yeah, but I feel like I'm down to wait. I know I'm going to get burnt out on festivals. Hey, you know which one I'm going to, though?

The one in Portugal. You're going to it? You're performing? No, I'm going to go to that. You're rolling out in Portugal? Yeah. You're working on your Portuguese fan base? Well, no, that's where my shoes are being produced.

And so it's like, it's kind of like a three and one. You're going to pull up to the factory? Yeah, yeah. And like make samples and all types of shit. Now you're going to be like Zand out. You're going to fall over and knock over one of the machines. You're going to fucking. Nah, bro.

They're going to stitch a work. You're going to hold. You only make things worse by going there. Me and my manufacturer, that's my twin. Oh. That's the only person. Ask me, does he love horses? That's the only person I text every day.

Me, my business partner, and the manufacturer. So you've never left the country before and you're going to Portugal. I left the country before. Why are you trying to act like I ain't been nowhere? I just assume. Where do you've been? I'm going to be honest. Only Toronto. Okay.

And Mexico. Fair enough. But I've been in the U.S. North America is great. Yeah. But. I've learned from watching this prison show that you should be very thankful for North America.

Anyway, so you're going to Australia soon. I'm going to go to the UK. I'm going on a shoe tour. I'm not ready to see you in fucking Portugal. That's what I'm getting up. I want to eat one of those so bad, but I know I'm going to be so hot. What the fuck do you think I'm going to do in Portugal? I don't know. Pull up to the factory. Kill a horse.

You're going to get hookers? Probably. I've never done that before, so I have to do it in a foreign country. This guy came up to me at the skate park jam and he has like poker tournaments, I guess, and he goes, you into hookers and drugs? I got Unless I go with the girl And then I want like you bring sand to the beach

It's not sand to the beach when you're going somewhere You don't know if you're going to get some woman That's what I'm saying You gotta go with a girl That's why I'm gonna bring mad people What do you mean? I'm gonna anywhere I'm going with my girlfriend We'll probably go like six deep

You know you don't want to be a rolling loud Fighting for the like one and a half single girls backstage Yeah exactly No but then also Pull up with your sweetie of choice I'm gonna be honest with you though If you really want to you could really just pop out into the main crowd

for like five seconds and it's a rap bring a girl and just treat her like a queen the whole time I will do that I will bro at the last rolling L'A I brought too much sand to the beach bro it was fucking insane

you brought a bunch of girls bro this porn star bitch that was trying to suck my dig on the trailer and like do like the only fans like guess what rapper I suck their dick in the back of rolling loud she Ryan Pumper no no look look look

I invited her, but also like my main, like, actual girlfriend at the time was there. So we, we all kicking it. I don't know why I thought it was smart to bring them all together. You guys don't even pass this to me anymore. We're all kicking. I'm sorry, sorry. We're all kicking it. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go pee real quick.

I just get up and stretch. She's like, you can just pee in my mouth right here in front of my girlfriend. Did you do it? No. And I regret it because, nigger, I am not even dating that bitch no more. So I should have to do, fuck the Bornstar bit. There's really girls out there that. They consider a piss, a waste, because they could drink it for their only fans.

Like, isn't that crazy? It's like you can produce piss at any moment. You can do it. Every less piss. When I'm Friday, when I'm here for 12 hours, I piss probably like 12 times. For sure. That piss is wasted. You could pee in a mouth and make content out of it.

You could get rich off urine AD. Have you heard of thought about getting into the urine business? Are you a peat in the girl's mouth? I'm not going to say nothing. It's going to get me R. Kelly. So I'm cool. You and C. Mac the Lowe could start a urine. One of these guys pair me with a random gang.

You can't pair me with nobody else. Y'all got to hear this. My homegirl told me that she drank some niggas pee one time. He peed in her mouth. She swallowed it. Niggas, she woke up, had a throat infection. Her throat almost closed up. She almost died.

She got rushed to the hospital. They had to put her in the ICU. No fucking well. She drank a nigger pee. Lethal pee.com. That's why people shouldn't be drinking pee. Can we talk about the girl that sent you the message saying that if you wanted to hang out with her, these are her rates?

Because I still, bro, I'm traumatized. I didn't want to talk about that, but she's so bad. I just know she was so bad that if I was up like these rich eyes niggas, then I probably would. How much was it? Drop the pin next to. What was the cash out? There was a sleepover rate.

There was a sleepover rate. I'm not going to expose shorty- get down. Just give me a ball more. We don't got to say no name. We can look back a couple weeks into the group chat. Yeah.

But I don't think we're going to. I don't know. Like, I don't really remember. Honestly. It might have been like a thousand. I don't really remember because I know I looked at it and I was just like, damn, this is sad because I'm not going to do this. But I look.

I was thinking about it. Like, hey, I don't know. It might be worth it. Do you have a half off a deal? Oh, God. promo code or something. You should say how much? How is your hand job?

Can I apply for credit with you? I mean, listen. What got I got to get for 20 bucks? I didn't ask her what like the the full, I mean, I wasn't going to buy none of that. So like, she was bad. So like if I were you, I would be kind of tempted. I mean just. I mean, just know.

I have in a relationship. I'm not tempted. Just know the shoe drops are going good, but they're not going that good. I'm way better at podcasting than you guys. Hey, listen, listen. The shoe drops are going. The shoe drops are going good, but they're not going that good. They're not going so good that you can buy some ass.

I mean, I'm not saying that I can't. I'm just saying that I'm just saying that. I'm willing to do that. I think that's what you need to do. I would have to celebrate your next shoe drop. I would have to have like five times more money than I have now for me to even think about doing that. We should start a go fund me for you to buy prostitutes. Hey, invest in women.

I do. I support small businesses, but I'm not necessarily just like trying to pay this girl to be like I'm not some like 40 year old sugar daddy niggia that like can't talk to like, you know. Listen, in 2021, I think we should all show. If I was little baby though, like I would pay that bitch Miss London or whatever to fire. In 2021, we should all show how much we support women by engaging with prostitutes.

I'm going to tell Lennon. I want to drive around in K-town and just meet some crackhead at the 7-Eleven. Go to feed. I'll wear a condom. Oh, I tell. No, no, no, no. I just got tested. Lennon, I had this great idea.

Yo, I just got tested the other day and I said I want to celebrate my clean results by going to Skid Row and just fucking a random. So homeless Yeah You get clean and get HIV the next day I want to celebrate My results By fucking a homeless person

You want to fuck a hobo Hey Hobo fucker He said it like it wasn't a joke Have you ever been on porn hub And like Google like like Like sloppy crackhead Top?

No Who here will divulge what they search On porn hub Hey dude let us look through your porn hub Search his Oh my God Are you really going to show us Yeah

I don't go. I don't go to watch porn. I don't really watch porn. Oh, you're gay. Yeah. I swear her. My kids, I don't. Don't bring your kids into this live.

I read the, they don't lie. This ruse. When you say you put it on your kids, that means your kids, something's something. I'm going to show you right now. Is Jesse Taylor on porn? Probably not. Where she is?

She'd be, like, texting me, like, we, never mind. You know Salinas coming back on soon? For real? We reunite. That's cool. I didn't know y'all wasn't. Y'all wasn't. I'm going to tell her, hey, leave the Trayson's stories out because AD is very protective. Yes.

Just me and Selena is cool. So, Selena, hey. You're so scared of her. She always says there, too. You fucking scared of me. You are. You're scared of the city girls too. Elijah shouting me out for my birthday.

That's crazy. Shout to one gang that you're scared of the city girls. NYC crackhead blowjob part two. You jerked up to that? For sure. How did you search that? You're like, you're a crackhead blowout. I want to see a crack.

$20. $20.000. In New York. Oh, my God. That really is what it looks like. I do. Oh, geez. Is it as you a New York Times to write an article about all the crackhead porn on porn hub?

Crackhead. Cork hit sloppy NYZ, NYC train station blowjob. At the train station. I can't believe a lot of this shit is on there. Holy fuck. Now, that would make me go look. Jesus Christ. I didn't know porn hub is getting jiggy like that.

Hey, Yari. Can you bring me some more water? born you're a bring me a water you got no teeth you're gonna give me a gummy nigga the gummo stop playing the gumbo I need a big I need a big pot of gumbo

are you man enough to admit you ever fucked a crackhead wait what you ever fucking crackhead or any sort of homeless type person never never I mean probably really in the streets I couple bitches I you know didn't happen to but you have really really I thought like some bitches ain't had no homes

they're technically homeless There used to be this girl. They're like between houses? There used to be this girl. All the homies say she had the most fire top of all time. I don't know. I never got the top. Her name was hobo feet.

And apparently she had some nasty-ass feet, but she had the stupid top. I never found out. I wish I could tell you. Why? Like she would just give top and take her shoes and socks off. And so everybody just knew she had some nasty feet. I don't know. They call her hobo feet, though.

She has some disgusting feet. You know why? Because white bitches would be walking around parking lots barefoot, stepping on syringes. You know what type of bitch she was? You know what type of bitch she was? She was the type of bitch who would like leave the bar and go suck off someone in the car at the bar

and then come back to the bar. And then start making out with another dude. Yeah, yeah. She just met the homie. Like this bitch is just like really wild. And like, yo, if you found a girl like that going to the bar back in the day, bro, that's like you hit the goddamn lottery. Hey, was that you that told the story about like the girl like putting,

I think she like licked this nigga finger or something and put her finger and put his finger in her ass and then licked the niggie finger at the bar. Was that you to tell me this story? No, it was my other white homie. Jesus Christ. That's honestly, you know who tell me that story? Narley. Remember narly with the mistletooth? You're next level.

You're disgusting. Yeah. I'm horrified. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, that's fucking nightmares. No, you want to know an experience that I recently had is that there's a guy that I know and he has an only fan. Zay Hill figure. Bro, no.

Stop this madness. No butt plug. It's just this guy I know, right? He got an only fan. And, uh... Plug. Sounds a good one. And on his only fans, he's looking up with girls.

He's talking about his girlfriend. He's talking about with other girls. And then the other day, he posed. Is Jimmy Smacks? Nope. Another guy. He just posed. Hey, Daddy did his first bye scene.

Oh, man. Boom. Why do I know who you're talking about? You're getting topped off by a girl and some guy at the same time. Why don't know who you talk about? I'm like, bro. Only fans don't drove you all wild. Where the hell?

I don't know. Maybe he's just into that. I don't know if he's into it or if he just did it for the. Listen, this is my thing. I think if you do that, you're into it, period. For sure. Yeah, listen. Listen.

What did he just did for the money. This is my thing, bro. Do you? Whatever the fuck you want to do, do you? Even if you're going to have an only fan. I feel like you don't need to like post the really explicit previews. Like, nigga, you don't got to have that shit on the internet like that. Like, damn, bro.

Like, well, some people are proud of their delinquent lifestyle. I'm saying, what if you, what if you change your mind later? What if you? You think homosexuality's wrong? I'm not saying that. No, no, no. I'm saying like, nigga, what if you got kids? What if you fucking, I don't know, brother?

Like, I feel you causing yourself a bunch of unnecessary attention by having a butt plug in your ass. He wants the attention. He's trying to make money off only fans from gay dudes Who want to see next level shit on his Twitter Damn bro So just a butt plug I mean like go crazy honestly like go crazy But I just feel like

This is if you're gonna accept gay people It's not about that I feel the same way about these bitches When I wake up at 10 a.m. And I see a bitch booty hole inside out Like on Twitter bro Like I don't want to see I don't want to see

Come Drift I don't want to see come dripping out of a bitch's red asshole because she just got fucked in the ass for like six hours. At 8 a.m. At 8 a.m. when I just woke up. Have you ever been like scrolling through Twitter? You're eating like a piece of chocolate cake and then you see like a asshole or like cum dripping out of it? Yeah. I'm like bro.

Like I just woke up. Like let me rock with this icing. And look, I'm going to be honest with you. Listen, I didn't have so many girls that just start feeling some type of way because she might be cut it up on me. I'm on Instagram. I'm scrolling through and it's just every picture is just. So no, no, no, really Twitter. Maybe I'm looking for butt plugs.

Like, this is work. I'm trying to find me some butt plugs scouts. I had to, like, unfollow, like, hell of, like, random bitches that I just follow for no reason. It was just getting you in trouble. Like, why are you sitting there watching this bitch, like, but naked in a grocery store when her ass cheeks next to the waffles? Like, why are you watching the bitch tied up like a turkey on Thanksgiving? I like that, you know.

I had to unfollow bitches like that, though. That girl is the reason why it's awkward when my daughter sticks her tongue out. I call her tongue girl. And that's also what we call her. And her name is tongue girl because she has a really long tongue. Is her a name really tongue girl? That's what we call her. That's what people.

That was her name for sure. We like hung out with her. I interviewed her and shit. I think she just goes by cash. But I'm not calling her cash. You're going to think I'm talking about like 10 other people. That's called a tongue girl. And it's beat from cash, not from YouTube.

Hmm. That nigga beats is crazy. Okay. Here's an honest question. What you all been listening to? Have you all been listening to that YSL album? I'm going to be honest. That's exactly what I'm listening to.

Yeah. Yeah. He feels like Gunner is taking his ski swag. His whole identity is going down. Skis! Yo. Young Thug is a genius. He saw Kiki doing some flyshade.

He probably watching the stream every day. He saw Kiki with the ski moves and thugs. I'm going to take that YSEL, bitch. You know what I like about that album? What? Snigarotti. Rebel went crazy. Roddy's rebel went

He went in Wait, no, no, no, no No My favorite songs on here I was like I got to that one I guess it was in the same five songs Yeah, we got to start from the top, bro Honestly

Short distances Bro, yeah, me too Me too Me too, me too. He went in. But honestly, I ran that ski song back 30 times the first day. I was like, this is before I even saw the challenge, though. And then once I saw the challenge, I was like, oh, it's a rap.

They have a challenge? Yeah. Everyone's doing it. Drake doing it. Fucking. Where are you doing? Did they have a TikTok? Future started it off.

Future Kevin Hart. Bro, it's going crazy. Are you dating Edison, Ray? Who's that? He really doesn't know who that is. Who's that? No. I barely know who that is.

Jack Harlow. Oh. potentially taking a W and Jack Harlow awkwardly standing there when Pete Davidson was calling out Jake Paul for having allegations about him. Whoa. Two legendary moments, honestly. That happened all at the Jake Paul fight?

The dating Addison Ray allegation is a separate thing. Yeah, but I mean, like, he called him out on camera in front of... Yeah, because Pete Davidson, like, interviewed Jake Paul and was, like, kind of hating on him and shit, I guess. I didn't see that one. And then fucking... The actor Pete Davidson? Or actually, I think Pete Davidson just straight up, like, he went in there with Jack Harlow, and he just, like, got into it, Jake Paul.

And then fucking, what's his name? Ben Shapiro? What the fuck is his name? Ben Astrin? It's been like two days since the fuck. I can't remember his name. He went on Twitter and said, I dare fucking Pete Davidson to come into my fucking dresser room and talk to me like that or some shit. That Pete Davidson does go there.

He acts like a total hope. No. He acts like a bull. He acts like a bull. Who acts like a dog? Sucks his dick talks mad shit about Jake Paul. And it was weird as fucking. I guess Jake Paul almost didn't fight because he was so mad about the fact that he's at his fucking fight.

And he's got these allegations that obviously he doesn't want brought up being brought. But they silenced the stream when Pete Davidson was saying it. People said they were in on the den. For sure. They knew what was going on. Yeah, they was in on the den. For sure. That's crazy.

I mean, honestly, I feel like he. he's probably trying to win the like public's perception or something i feel like bringing up the rape allegations is probably not a good thing for him i'm saying like own fight that all i know i'm saying are watching i know i'm saying davison wild for that one i'm that's what i'm saying he was doing it for the people that don't like jake paul that want to see him fail and like you know you think it's jake while it knocked out Pete Davidson you think they still would have let him fight no they would have called it off

he would have like got in trouble and shit he'd be a legend and also Pete Davidson would be the richest not the richest but he would be very rich he'd get a nice lawsuit off he'd get a nice bag off that and he's white so nobody's gonna nobody's gonna act like he's a hoe for like Pete Davis is like Pete Davis is like

us real celebrities we don't like Jake Paul no way he says that he said a bunch of shit like that but was he's serious or was he joking because he's kind of a comedian but he's a comedian so it's like but i mean to be fair that's probably true i mean jpaul is pretty like universal like i honestly like him i've hung out of him a bunch i've i've been interviewed him i don't hate him but like he does kind of like he's probably like one of the most hated celebrity that's what i'm saying

real about he's super famous he's talking so that's what i'm saying that's where's going great that's why p davison went and pulled that stunt because he was like you know trying to get some like cloud points but it is pretty wild i wonder if not cloud points but I wonder if that's a conversation that they have with you when they give you the job of interviewing people backstage. If they're like, hey, like, so you're not allowed to, like, accuse the fucking fighters of serious crimes that they're currently potentially dealing with in court. I wonder if they even thought to say that to him. So maybe the producers didn't even think to say that. No.

Remember fucking riff-ass people gave you a long-ass list of shit not to talk about? They said don't give him any weed And then we gave him a big ass Blunt And he got way too high Bro The fattest The fattest

The fattest blunt It probably would have been a good interview Because I interviewed Like another time Like years later And he was totally Fucking normal And was fine

Show me how to be the bouch He was just quiet as fuck You should do an album With riffraff That would be crazy Would you? Jody Highroller That shit would go hard

I need high roller Ooh I gotta give You gotta give I gotta give Jody High Roller some high ruff Did you steal it from him?

Hey, he will fuck with him heavy too. Hey, for sure. Damn, I got to give Jody High Rollers some High Rollers. Somebody hit him up. I'm gonna tap in with him right now. You should tap in with the white crypt from Lawndale. I'm telling you, that was down the street from my continuation school. Had Jody High Roller and some high rollers.

Got to. Got to. Wow. He would definitely take a picture with those for sure. I'm trying to get it. I don't want to jinx it, but I'm still working on that one that was telling you all about. I told Tony Hawk I wish

that would be fired but just no very important so now you're in this weird business where you have to like do these weird social media climbing exercises to meet famous people so that you can

get them to like put your shoe on for five seconds yeah but niggas have made cynical view of it yeah but niggas have made a lot of money and build a very strong fan base and brand

by just having people embrace them early on. For sure. That's a good push. So many people, niggas thought Metro has something to do with our shoe because he was showing us that much love. And this girl DM, he was like, oh yeah, like blah, blah, blah.

Like something like the Metro shoe of my brother's not his shoe. He just bought them. That's what you think about. No jumper. Every video is a collaboration with a different rapper. Damn. That's like the whole reason why anybody knows what it is.

I mean, obviously now we have this show. Yeah, yeah. No, but that's... But, like, pretty much, like... I never thought of it that way, but now when I think about it, like, they always say, like, the best way to grow a YouTube channel

is to do mad collaborations. Yeah. No, that's the fact. And then those people sharing it and reposting it and, like, talking about it. The one thing that kind of sucks maybe is that I feel like interviews you see it, like,

recommended so much more on YouTube from music videos. Whereas now, if you watch a music video, they're like showing you music videos after other music videos. It used to be like you would listen to a suicide boys song and then they would put on a suicide boys interview immediately after. Maybe it'll be in the next column.

People found out about what I was doing, which is weird because that interview does have like a fucking two-minute ad of me talking about some weed or some shit on the intro. That's super funny. No, but that's why that's when I first started even watching your shit, that's how I found out about it too on God, like watching random fucking

little yadi music video then it's like the little yadi interview next I would love to be friends with this white man and his other friend with a maga hat and his other friend who's wasted and about to snort a line of weed and snort it I really thought you were lining it up

to snorted honestly honestly I wouldn't put it past you speaking of lining up and snorting stuff I am three weeks completely sober of everything but weed weed only that's it you do seem stable stable

you don't seem like you're about to slip into a ketamine coma you know it's fucked up though how I am trying to be more stable and I still like life just keeps throwing curveballs at me I'm literally about to do a drop and then I fucking get locked out of my Instagram because the people that are doing our shipping shit

they were like trying to log into the to the Instagram too so they could reply to DMs and shit and they fucking kept trying it and because we meet me there me or my business partner were replying i think we're both busy and the niggins kept trying it said locked us out of what an idiot i'm like bro i'm so fucking mad so how does that work what the idiot we getting it back but my manager's getting it back but it's taking a little longer now

this is my favorite part of the podcast where i can just look at a d just know he's just high as the fucking sky where i know that his brain cells are just like up I just want a steak What are you going to do after this podcast? Probably go get a steak. Same. Where? Ooh, I know where I can go.

I can go to Mortons and give me a Waggoo Burger. Hey, you know what's crazy? The homie just put me on the fact that you could get two different flavors at Wingstab on one wing. I always do it in one wing? Wait, on one wing? You could get like lemon pepper, original hot. Yeah.

Exactly. On one wing. They do the, they put the hot shit on it and then they put the lemon pepper. Bro, I just got it like that the other day. I'm like, naked. I need garlic parmesan and lemon pepper together. Oh, that sounds fun. That's a lot of fun.

That shit does sound kind of good. That shit does sound fire. Hey, wait, wait, Tug God wing Wednesday tomorrow, downtown L.A. Go follow at Kodas in the kitchen. If you want some bomb-ass food, the homie going to be selling wings tomorrow, 12 p.m. Shout out to my niggat, shout out to the I.E. We got to get him to do another burger episode where he cooked a burger. We had the homie on here.

He came and cooked burgers on a George Foreman while we did a podcast. Shout out to talk about that. Well, I had two weeks where I had a cook come, but they said it's not that good to do it here anymore. What the fuck? Where was I? Where are you ever at the end of the day? Somebody told me that no more cooks. I actually came and did the live stream with them one time.

You don't like the cooks? Why not? I was going to have a lineup of cooks every Wednesday. The cooks are kind of. Kind of weird because it's a lot of noise. It's a lot of noise. Things moving around. And it gets smoky.

It's definitely a thing. It doesn't seem like something that's good to film the way that we film these where it's like a still angle. It seems like we would probably need to like move those around. No, they were just in the background. We were just eating. It's like having a catered food. It's a mug bang.

But from my experience, this is one thing is that I don't really feel like it's that great to just like eat food on a podcast because it's kind of like. Unless that's the whole point. It's hard to talk. Yeah, like people make bookbangs and they eat, but they don't usually eat that much. Or they like eat through the, they talk through the eating, which to me, I don't really like doing it. Like I like eating like a motherfucker, but I don't really want to have to be interesting and eat at the same time. Honestly, I think that it would be more of an ASMR approach where like people just want to listen to you eat and like your reaction to the food.

How much do you think that we could give us some vell footpicks? Vell footpicks? Why are you on my nigga Vell to sell his feet? You're going to NFT your feet? Shit if the price is right. Shut up my nigga, Desto Dub with the NFT pint. What type of NFT is you? That was funny.

That was crazy. I just got it. NFT is the new NIFT. I feel like that's like three different slurs put into one abbreviation. What is the T? Oh, it's trans something, right? Oh, Tranny. It's three slurs put together.

I don't want to say it anymore if that's what it means. What type of NFD is you? Leave me out of this shit. I wish I could say those words so I could say what those three words in a row would sound like. I don't wish to say the words. That's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, the most offensive three word thing you could ever say. That's like I, I dare you to say that to someone in some point in your life.

I kept seeing this Keanu. Reeves tweet from some movie he's like, you chicken shit nigger! What does that mean? You chicken shit nigger. It's crazy that you could... That word that we're describing you could never say unless you were black, trans,

and gay. Okay. Hey, you're the only one. Which one? Hey. They remind me a part white. Male Gibson, uh, rents. He said, he's like, if you get raped by a pack of niggas, it'd be your fault.

He said it to his daughter or something like that to his wife. Like we're wolves or something. You know, that one blew my mind. You get right by a pack of niggers. It'll be your fault. He thinks black dudes are just running around in the big old pack. They're crazy, rabing white women. Raiding white women.

The greatest rants of all the time, you said, you make me want to smoke. You make me ruin my day. Then he just starts breathing hard. What Mel Gibson did this? Did you lose love for him after that? Hell yeah. But then he made a movie where he's shooting Santa Claus and I forgot about it.

You can let that go? I'm a slap a shit out of here. Josh, you forgive Mel Gibson? He said no. He's Jewish and he said no. They're way better at being offended than you. You just give up as soon as they put on a hot movie. Hey, you remember the nigga from Seinfeld?

You still got love for Kramer? You still got love for Kramer? Can you watch Seinfeld or is that kind of ruining for you? That was too old, bro. That was all before he said that. If George did it, I'll be very hurt. I think George is funnier than Kramer. So if George did it, it might have, oh, man, that's a mental image.

George saying that on stage. You know, what was my favorite white show ever of all time like that? How I met your mother. I never seen that. This show is so funny. I've never heard of that shit. So funny, bro. My nigga Neil Patrick Harris is in there fucking all the bitches.

And then my mom told me that he was gay in real life. And I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, you got Mad Dixon's, but. They have a South Park episode, bro, where Stan's dad actually says the N-word on fucking Jeopardy. Oh, my God. And then, hell, Willa Fortune, my bad.

He's like, I don't think I should say it. What's it like? The word is nagger. What do you call your neighbor that you don't like? He's a person you don't like. He was like, I know it, but I don't think I should say. And then the whole episode, they're like, hey, there goes that nigger guy.

And then the Kramer comes out with a task force the people who said the N-word. Bro, one of the best episodes. I didn't know why I get on my South Park. Bro, and then they have reverse racist people where they're like having everybody's back, like you over there, racist boy? Like, crazy, bro.

They should have subbed you in for Chef. You know, Chef got kicked off? You know why? That's what I'm saying. Like for Scientology? No, because he left because he was offended. You spread so much fake news out here. I love it.

How? Because you're lying about why you got... He chose to leave the show because he felt like there were episodes. that were offensive to his religion that's what I was going to allude to they offended everything though the Scientologists don't play I feel you but I'll be passing the church of Scientology in Ktown all the time and I'd be like I want to just go in there one time there's one in North Hollywood too that shit looked like it costs like millions of dollars that whole

facility that's how they convince you that they got something going on do I got Tom Cruise yeah I think that I'm Tom Cruise I don't think that he's actually into it anymore I think they just have all this like evidence that he sucks dicks and shit and so he doesn't want to fucking well if you want to sign up got tom cruise and hey what if tom cruise sucked your dick no that wouldn't happen why not in your dreams maybe what if he needed a ride

what if he needed a ride jose drives people around Josh why he never talked to him oh man he took snow billy on a ride pause yo pause yo what if what did you have done if snow billy like started fucking fire in a web been out of your window.

You better be quiet. Do the same thing. Josh would have kept it pushing. Like, nothing happened for sure. Yeah, right. Josh would be like, dude, what the fuck? Yeah, literally that's it. Who do you think would snitch in here first?

Yuri. What thousand percent? Easy call. He's going to be crying. No, I think Adam first. Adam first. I think you would be so scared to face somebody that he wouldn't do it? No, he's going to cry.

No, Laura. Laura's not playing no game. I have nothing but a rider died. No, no. I have nothing but love for Laura's over. I meant in a way of like if something was happening against us, she would call the authorities first to get. If Laura.

That's what I mean. I don't think so. Like I meant like she would do it in a more like a more protective way. If the cops came and asked Laura a question, she would ask them politely to leave. Exactly. I don't. She would know the rights and be like,

I honestly, I honestly think that Laura wouldn't tell the police nothing. No way. No, I meant if something was happening against us. She would probably cry. She would. She would.

involved the police. No, because Laura has two sides to her. She has like her turnt-up side. Wait, I don't know why we... I don't know why we acting like Yassie is not the first one that's calling the police. That's the fact, actually. We don't know how they do things in Egypt.

In Egypt, New Jersey. Egypt, Jersey. What about that bird shit on her face? That's your co-host. Now you need to kill a bird. No, I don't. That's like Crip. You got a bagel of a bird.

You got a Bragla. You got a bagel of a bird. Crip law. Says you have to kill a bird. Well, let's say allegedly, I fed them some things. Did you? This nigga AD fed. That morning.

That thing I said, my precious. I found out. They did this to, yes, I came back. That nigga, that nigga was like molesting the pigeons. My precious. The mission must be complete. You're drugging pigeons. What?

The shit on your coworkers. Like, my girl, one time a bird shit, like on her jacket one time when we were out. in her hair a little bit, the face is a different level. Like, right on the face. Like, you can smell it. Bro, I've seen somebody get pooped in their mouth before. It must be disgusting. In their mouth. I was thinking

about that. I was like, what does bird shit taste like? Probably bad. I bet it's not great. It probably tastes like bagels. It probably tastes like bagels. You ever have everything bagel and you're like, damn, this kind of tastes like bird shit? I never had everything bagel. You don't eat bagels? I only like them on like real breakfast.

sounds just like an Einstein bros that's just fire. I only like blueberry bagels is that weird you aren't so like a bacon that's the only one I make a cheese that's fire on a bagel yeah that's just a gas too okay that shit is that's just a bagel just like a half cut bagel with cream

cheese no you gotta get a blueberry you know what with cream cheese too bro yeah you really are from copton a fun fact I thought I didn't like cream cheese and I had it with hot Cheetos bro Oh my gosh. That's like, that's actually what chunti as,

what chunty Hispanic bitch showed you that in middle school? Yeah, who did they show me this year? Who you're hanging out? This year? This year? Some girl showed me that in like middle school and I was like, yo, this is fire. It's actually very delicious. It is good.

It's fucking. Remember when Loseanne overdosed on hot chitos? If he had just had a little bit of cream cheese? Remember when Drake on a ruler posted a picture? I slide over and it's fucking L'Azanne in the next picture. I'm like, yo. What if Drake was a little bit? Rico revives

Lil Zan's career. Why is Draco so down with all the little kid rappers like him and fucking Lil Zan is like Lil Mose Losean is like 26. Okay but Lil Mosey Lil Mosey was on

Draco's first tape back bro. Oh like multiple songs. Like two songs. I'm a Drakeo. I got Dracos. Pouring liquor and it's blueberry fago.

Hey, R. R.P. my nigga, Kari Cash. I wouldn't know who Lil Mosey was if Kari Cash didn't show

me you shout up my nigga Seattle legend. Rest and peace to him, man. Bro, Drakeo the ruler is out here. Lil Mosey was out for his respect on those songs. You know that. You know, he was out here saying, remember that video? I'm a real rapper.

Yeah. Fuck you. He came from a long way, he came a long way from, like, politely taking his chain off for a nigga on the video. Who was on the podcast the other day showing Skinny from the Nine Mad Love? What? Oh, man.

Who? Why am I forgetting? Please remember. You should have told him to leave. I've done so many interviews. recently. Was it blue face? No. I would have been very surprised. I can't even. Oh, no, no, no. It was Keys.

Of course. He's just showing Madler. Do we ever find out who shot him? Who I shot? Skinny from the 9. Was that real? I thought he shot himself. He definitely shot himself.

He like went to a forensics person. It was like, how can I shoot myself without hitting a major artery? Like, his homie shoot him or something. Like, shoot me, bro. No, he planned this shit. I'm telling you. He went to a forensic. scientist and was like, what angle should I shoot myself in a leg so I don't hit a major artery?

Do you remember when Gravy, the rapper Gravy, got shot in the ass in a shootout? Young gravy? No, gravy. The dude who played Biggie in the movie. I thought you meant the white rapper Young Gravy from Atlanta. You would think that. I'm like Young Gravy got shot in the ass. Hey, shout out to him, bro.

Look, look. I went to 24kered Godin's album release party. Oh, you would. This was the crazy. he his party. You're in love with him, huh? Bro, no, bro. Every since you offended him, you're like, I'm just going to shower this guy in the attention. You offended him? Oh, God. We're not talking about this

no one. We're not bringing this up again. I'll tell you later. Hey, just no shout out to him, man. Yeah, it's, it's a whole How was that party? He invited me at that party. I was it was the fucking, I've never seen that many people inside of a house before. Really? It was fucking it was like, it was TikTok

kids. It was rappers. It was fucking like, like grown-ass old gangbanging niggas it was younghood niggas a couple of 80s a couple of hunks it was like it was white it was white niggas with suits on a white nigga with a suit came up to me

and asked me that did I have Molly for sale I said a nigga get the fuck out of my face were there any white crisps from Longdale bro yes damn near it was the most people bro I come up to the gate there's a nigga there's a nigga in the at the front of the gate charted people, money that has nothing to do with this party.

Just some random nigga. Random nigga in the front of the party just charging niggas. I see Young Gravy. House phone. What's up? grabs me. This nigga is 6-8, 6-7. Right.

grabs me like, yo, he's like, bro. There's a thousand bitches here ready to suck your dick. This nigga lit as fuck. Did that I think of? He lit as fuck. No, look. We walk in.

Just know my nigga is lit, bro. He's funny as fuck. As soon as we get into the party, I had to, like, dip off. Why? Because he was just drunk. And I was like, But wait, you're in that party. There's a million hot business.

You get any information? I was so. You slide in the DMs after. No, bro, bro, bro. Niggas kept coming up to me, like, pulling the, like, yo, do you got a lighter? Hey, wait, I think I know who you are. Like, bro, like six times. You think that's, like a thing for you now?

Bro, this nigga tried to come up to me and bond with me because he was fucking this girl and then I was fucking the roommate. But I never seen him at the house or nothing like that. But like, it was just some random girl. I used to fuck back in a day. And he was like, yeah, I was with them earlier. like you're Monti right your name's monte and I'm like

oh man acting like he really knew me you just made me so thankful that I'll never have to like worry about being friends with a girl's roommate's boyfriend bro bro Jesus right guys at the point where he's just like bro I love you bro and he just like he would not

leave me alone oh man I've had that so many times I'm like dude's coming up again he tried to give me a hug too I love you I got so much love dude I love you sad that's what I said I'd be like fake love or like

niggas just trying to show me they show them. Yo, like, yo, listen to my son. Yo, follow me back. I'll say it back. I love you too, bro. Why don't you follow me back? Oh, Jesus Christ.

This nigga was trying to plan a whole photo shoot. I'm like, bro, I got to get the fuck out of here. Oh, no, you were going to blame me. I had to blame me on me. Next thing I know there's 90 cops in the shit shutting it down. It's cops everywhere. I got so much anxiety. The fucking Uber's are not coming anywhere near this shit because it's like, it's like, it's like four miles worth a hill.

You got to go down to get to somewhere. that Uber would even pick you up from. You're really making me not miss what it's like going to house parties in the hills. It was the crazy shit out. It's a fucking nightmare. Every time you end up having to walk 800 miles. But it was so...

A bunch of other TikTokers and influencers and shit. Nah, niggas was posted up in their whips lurking, waiting to catch somebody slipping. But it was too many cops around too at the same time for them to even do some shit like that. He was there. Maybe the weirdo doze there. It was some. It was a little. It was

Go, stop me, please. They would have seen Adam and followed him home. Type shit for sure. He's in a prison. Kid dabbed Adam. He's done right now. Look at him. Oh, God.

Yo, you and Zemagel Lug rocking people outside the party. I like it. You know, it's funny. Like, the white homie tried to be like, oh, no, like, don't come. Like, y'all not going to get in. And I'm like, yeah, nigga, because you're white and you're with four other white niggas. They're not going to let y'all in.

I'm with bad bitches. I'm me and I'm with bad bitches. I'm going to get in. They don't let white people in parties anymore? I'm just. That's fucked up. No, I'm saying, being a nerdy white male with four other nerdy white males are not letting you into a party in the hills unless you know somebody or you are paying to get in. Oh, you're funding it.

Or you're funding it. That's like they're not letting just random white niggas in. I'm sorry. I feel so bad for my people. They're not letting random black, they're not letting random males in unless you know somebody or you're somebody. Who's in charge of the door at this function? I literally said it was a random guy that had no. No association with the party.

I mean, there were security guards, but they wasn't like checking niggas to come into the party or like charging them or. How were they letting you in? They were just like, who's famous? I mean, we walked up and Gravy literally just was like, I was phone and grabbed me and like made me seem like I was like hell of important. So they just let me in. I feel like. They let me and everybody I was with it in. Doing a party at a house in the hills is like the worst idea.

It's like an idea that just is impossible and it doesn't work. Do you know how many people must have sent that address out? ended up. It was literally like thousands of people. Yeah. I'm not even trying to be funny. All these people, all the neighbors are just trying to live their lives. Every fucking spot is taken up on the street. Imagine you're kicking it at your house right now

and there was literally, and there's literally an album release party next door. And it's like, obviously people are just going to call a cops on me. If my neighbor did this, I would call the cops on them. There was so many people. Stop snitching or no. Am I allowed to call the cops if my neighbor has a party? I say, really, I don't.

That's grumpy old man. She don't do that. Unless it affects me, I'm not going to really care. But if there's, like, crazy, loud music all night, fuck that. I'm not suffering in silence. I'm calling the cops. The hummy has his stitches. Blamey out of sight. How is it snitching when I haven't engaged in a,

I haven't chosen to engage in a criminal conspiracy with these party animals? Look, the humming. I want to sleep. Listen, listen. I want to sleep. The hummy. I have a baby. I'm sure Parker Ann should stay up so they can listen to the fucking red hot chili peppers all night.

Red hot chili peppers. Who? What kind of party is there? It's a 24K gold at the party. You know he's probably playing that shit? You think they're playing red-hot chili? That niggad. That niggins wasn't even boring when them niggas was in their prime.

He probably never been to chilies. I bet he's, he's listening right-hout chili. He's probably never been in the shillars. What the fucking is wrong with you? You ever heard of the red-out chili favors? Yes. I think I have one of their songs on my phone.

Learn about some white shit this week. Please, for God's sake. Please. Pete Davidson. see research him I know he's about to be a new suicide squad movie one time I saw him with Adriana or what's her name

Ariana Grande had a party and it was fucking weird how tall he was and I was like who Pete Davidson oh he's like tall as fuck I was like these people look fucking weird as fuck no you know it was you know I thought the niggas for my minorities were taller

and when they came in I was just so much bigger than them how's been if I want to join the Cripps no make them pay you part of the Patreon money for protection. Against Vell. Vail's going to come get you if you don't pay.

For real. Vail them like this. Yup. Yep. Yep. That shit crazy. Hey, shout out my boy. Shout out my boy,

internet, Ajay, who makes those, like, the rise and fall of, like, you know, bro,

I just DMed him. I literally just DMed him, bro. Shout out to him. His videos are fucking amazing. You should do one of the intro. You know,

he'll have, like, another YouTuber do the intro. The rise and fall of Bell. The rising phone. How he left his phone in a target? And then he couldn't remember which target. Oh, God.

And then had to go back to the tech nine. That'll be a banger for sure. How are we got caught with a tech nine? Oh, God. You should become a YouTuber for real. Bro, you'll make money. Make videos like how I got caught with a tech nine. Bitch, ass cops caught me lacking.

Something like that. Bitch ass, how ass co. All your crazy-ass stories, bro, make a fucking video talking about it. Boom. You're lit. You're in business. I need Vell to be a hood YouTuber, bro. Yeah, huh.

That we're fired. I'm going to do the hood movie reviews still. Honestly, that's a great idea still. Can you know, Jumper? Y'all can host it? I'm going to do it. I mean, but we really would be taking that one nigga swag heavy, but like, fuck it. The nigga that already does that.

I don't know a nigga to do that. I don't know. It's my shit. What movie review are you going to do? I could just do, I could do like King Kong versus Godzilla. And I just gave, like, a gangster shit to it. And I just like a big. copyrighted and taken down immediately.

No, I'm just like, and this movie reviews are like, okay, that shit was fire, bro. That shit was fire. It was tripping, you feel me? You got like that. You guys are watching that. I think they would. I dare you to try this idea. If you guys want me to do a hood movie reviews.

You should rate how thick Godzilla is. The fuck. Bro, stop it, please. I would love to see you try to review a movie. You should rate how big Godzilla is. We're going to do, if y'all want me to do hood movie reviews, let me know in the comments. And then I will let the fans pick which movie reviews. they want me to review and I'll do it.

I feel like how Jerry probably felt when George told him that he wanted to work for the Yankees. Why? He said he wanted to, or when he said he wanted to review movies? You don't believe in my fucking film reviews? No. Your first example of what you would say about

a movie was that shit was fire. I mean, but if people go to Eeper and Roper, they're going to ride tomatoes. I think it's probably a lot harder than you think. Nah, nigga, you watch the movie and give your opinion on it. I was on Shrooms last night watching True Life MTV. Give me three episodes. I bet you'd be hooked.

Wait, look. I was watching True. Coming soon to no jumper. I was watching True Life on MTV app or whatever. Highest fuck on Shrooms, just laughing at the shit. Like, I should make a reaction of me watching like True Life. I'm addicted to fucking eating dirt or like whatever the fuck. You just eat dirt. You should start a YouTube thing where you do all of the things that people are addicted to on that show.

Like if they eat a whole roll of toilet paper a day, you eat a whole roll. I'll match that energy. And they smoke meth every day, you smoke meth every day. And then you actually talk about what it's like getting off it and shit. Or you just stay hooked on it forever and you got to go live in the fucking... Or like... Or make some like supersized me. Did you see the bitch that was like...

Kenabine-sized me. You see the bitch that was like eating fucking baby powder? You got to do that. Do you do that after you clean Parker's like diaper and shit? Because he eats some of the baby power. We don't have baby power. I don't think. We haven't got to that stage.

Baby food is good. When do I start using baby powder? I don't want to see the diarrhea mixed with that. You don't need baby powder, right? No. Is it bad? There's probably some organic natural kind. I don't want to grow up with a spoiled asshole.

You know, like. Spoiled ass. You can use Vaseline too, bro. For what? Like the kids and shit? We have some cream that we put in their butt from time to time. Yeah. Yeah.

Damn. Yeah, any more dad of us? Yeah, I got a lot. I think I need to, I think I need to become a dad so I can, I can vibe with you more on the dad life. We all look at you like a wild crazy kid. We ain't had a kid. Yeah. You know, you're crazy. And they each got two. I only got

one. I told them. I'm like, what the fuck you even doing? Speaking of that, too, me and my daughter have the same birthday, so I got to spend my birthday with my daughter as well. That's fire. Yeah. Damn, that's tight as far. Got her the moped she wants. And then you got lucky with that. That's hard. I tell her mom, I'm like, hey, go to my homie shoe store

and just pick out like two pairs of shoes. Let me know how much it is. $800 for my daughter, two pairs of shoes. What the fuck on a shoe? She got some fire rare fives and she got a, she got some type of ones. You agreed to this? Yeah.

It's her birthday. It's her birthday. It's her birthday. He's wearing $400.00 shoes. You're a real nigga AD. He's wearing vans for a whole life. I'm going to teach her the kids with expensive shoes are stupid. And I put her moped together yesterday.

We was riding that shit. What did she grows up and thinks like Zach opposite and start stealing your credit card? She becomes super into fashion because I tell her it's dumb. Yeah. And then she goes in. What if? Editor of Vogue or something. What if she gets bit by a spider and gets powers like Peter Parker?

I've honestly been worried about that. The superpowers is a deadly virus. Did you watch the Spider-Cuzz video on fucking Vice? No. Vice did a crazy Spider-Cud's video. He starts crying talking about his life. He's crying in the Spider-Man suit. I got to see that.

He's talking about how he's affecting people and shit. I'm like, holy fuck, Spider-Cud's got a real hard out here. I seen when he made the Rasta pasta What the fuck is that? He's Spider-Cut's making Rasta Pasta Pasta. He's like this, bam! It kind of be like the hood movie reviews, but he's doing hood cooking.

That's kind of fire. What the fuck is Rasta Pasta? It's pasta. It's Rasta. What's the Rasta? I know what Pasta is. It's like... I know what Rasta is. I just don't know what their Pasta.

Mostly like East Coast people eat Rasta Pasta. Yeah. And you can't tell me anything about it besides that pasta. It's like Jamaican pasta. It's like, yeah, it's like jerk. Like a pasta. Yeah, like the seasonings and shit is like Jamaican shit. Jerk off in the pasta?

No, here you go. Susman. Susman, suss man. Susman. Is it the bus again? Oh, man. What are you gonna do? Your girls left?

That sucks. Which one were you gonna fucking put your glyzian? Uh, neither of them, honestly. I didn't know the black girl at all. How did you meet them girls? I know one of the girls. That's it. The white one?

Where'd she come from? She was very nice. Yeah, she's cool as foot. How'd you meet her? I don't even know. Instagram or some shit. She's cool, though. What happened to that 14-year-old girl you had the other day?

Yo, what the fuck? Who was that girl? You said she was your intern. Yo, you gotta relax. What? First of all, she is 25. I have a affiliation with no jumper. Yeah, you can have relaxed.

We'll be going to, uh, urban flicks. That's my, that's my, that's one of my friends. That's her home girl from Miami, and she was just like, really was trying to be my assistant. And I was like, all right. What do you do? What do you have an assistant do? I mean an assistant. Send emails from me.

I guess there's a lot of people here. Send off shit when I need to send it off. I got a lot of shit. Josh is like, am I an assistant? You basically have an office full of assistance. That's what I'm saying. So you have more than one assistant.

You have people assist you to do everything. I need someone who's just an assistant. Like all they do, assist. I thought that. Assiss. You want to put the ass in assist. Hey, I'm trying to put some ass on my dick. What about we put the cyst in a cyst?

How about everybody watch they sit when they go on? You ever have a cyst? Watch they sit. Assiss? Assiss. Like a cyst? Like a pimple? Cist?

Why do you say cyst? No. We're going to put the cyst in a cyst. An assist. It's a double cyst. On the dead cyst. I'm going to put this dick in his sis. Freaky look.

Horrible. He gets naked in the club. You didn't see the video on Blueface's Instagram? I thought I saw it, but I didn't see him getting naked. He wasn't naked. I'm not sure if that's why they called him. That's why. What do you mean?

I want some rostin. His boxers, uh. Hey, I kind of want some rostap now, too. I'm gonna go to Wingsop and get that double,

that double time. Yeah. I don't know. I got some shit. I think Morden's closing nine. I'm gonna miss this. I got some steak for the meal prep. It's nine.

Nick, how long? Are we been doing this for three hours? Why would you treat yourself to some Morton's on a Tuesday night? I love Morton's Wagoo Burger, bro. But if you could do that. If you could do that every night,

if you do that every night, you're going to look like fucking Louis Anderson in no time. Who the fuck is Louis Anderson? You don't know if Louis Anderson is? I know who Louis C.K. is. Wait, Louis Anderson is a wet guy in a little jacket. That's Chris Farley. Oh, never much.

RIP to him. He died? You have no respect for our culture. Oh, man. He died? He died. He died. He died.

He died. He died. He's been dead for like 20 years. I was watching Chris Farley smash his face into this cake on Nickelodeon. And it's like, bro. Dan Schneider. He was. the best actor

he had his feet in his feet smashing his face into this cake like if any of us had a fucking gig in a movie and they told us to smash a face into the cake we wouldn't do it this way we would not do it like this he fucking Tiana trump this cake dude he fucking Tiana trumped the cake

his crazy Tiana trumped the cake that's aggressive yeah that's aggressive why because he's black at him because my skin and dark listen I've learned a lot I'm thinking like a prisoner now that I'm watching this show.

Oh, so you're going to stab me now? I'm not going to stab you, but I think I'm just going to... Is it going to be me? Is it going to be us against you and Josh? What if I go to prison for a lot? We would fuck y'all. I go to prison for a while. I wouldn't even have to jump in.

They got it already. Then we're going to go in there and get Yuri too. Oh, yeah. We got a good three on three. We got to find out who Bosanova rides with sides. Oh. Big Wives. He's got to be with us.

Bosanova is fucking with us. And then we're going to take him to Bosanova. I feel like Trevor. will ride with us too. Is he black or is he brown or job? Trevor said he down. Trevor has no idea if he's going to be a fucking

a white or a Mexican and when he, when we have inevitably is he half and a half? When this becomes a jail thing. Yeah. Oh my guy. But he looks so white.

He could be white. But he is. What side? What side do you pick? I'll put my mom's side. The Mexican jail, the Mexicans are probably have way more control over the jail.

Well, it's like, and they probably got way more people. They have stricter policies, though. You got to, you have to. Do you want to be racist, though? Like, like, do you really want to get like Nazi tattoos and shit? No. But I don't want, what if I was going to say earlier? If you were white, you would want to be a Nazi?

If I was white, I would be a Nazi. What if I went to prison for a while and then I came back with all white hosts? I just couldn't do it anymore. I was like, sorry, how's fun. I got all right. Sorry, Lord. I got a lawyer. I smoke.

Little house, folks. Oh. honestly in the episodes of the season of 60 days in that I've been watching I've been to watch this one ago I'm really going to watch this shit too a bunch of the white dudes are hella they're like hella cocky and like they basically act like they're the kings of the whole fucking jail even though in reality though they all come to each other like if a black dude fucks up and steals something for instance it's like the black dudes have to punish him and if they don't so right then the white guys will beat their

asses and they'll basically be a crazy-ass race riot be if the black dudes do something fucked up. Yeah, that's a fight. For sure. Black men don't cheat. You got to like keep the order. You got to keep the order in the jail system. For sure. I've learned a lot.

Sorry, you feel like you're ready to go do a 10-year bid now? That's not jinx. Because if it comes down to it I'm going to blame me some shit. I'll put AD in the dirt like Jesus, honey. Yo, if this was a media game, you'll be in the dirt. Please don't bring that back here. Wait until I do my this song.

This was a media game. I was like this. She says something about killing me earlier. I was like, I'll kill you. I'm like, see, this is why you got in trouble. I'm like, nigga, you're the homie. You can talk to me like that, but you can't be talking to everybody like that. Or a bird's getting showing your face.

But, yo, Blueface goes, Blueface goes, why don't we, like, why don't you post my video? I'm like, why don't you get my social media manager number right here? This is Yassie. You got her phone number. So now she's in the blue phase world. Who knows? Maybe he'll have her living at the house at some point.

What if she ends up on season three? For sure, Yassie. Anything's possible. And she wins. To be honest. What do they win? Someone won the last one? They win a rap song and a chain probably.

Oh, Shorty won. the last one. No, that was just a rap song. I think he just fucked with her and was just like, I'm going to sign this bitch. It was the same setup though at first. Yassie is like Princess Die compared to those girls. Yes. Who's Princess die? A princess who dies.

Ironically. Who dies. It's a big conspiracy about basically what I'm saying is. Hey, they actually have a show that says very good about her life. Who Princess Diana? I watched it. I heard as far. What are you trying to say Diana? Yeah, nigga.

Free between the lines. Free between the lines. I'm glad you said it so I didn't have to. All right. Fuck everybody. I'm sorry. I'm really firm really high. All right.

The number show. Shout out to AD. He's leaving. This is the last time on the podcast. Can I have some of this? Can I have some. Okay. I need some Stoge Life weed.

Shout out of Stude Life is sponsoring the podcast. Shout out to all 6,700 people are still watching. A.D made it all the way through to the end. and didn't repeat. He didn't repeat the same thing 90 times. He didn't tell a story about killing the dog. He kind of did, though. He definitely brought him up.

He definitely, like, pushing, like, yeah. He's like a campfire storyteller. Like, he works on a camp. He's like the counselor. He's got new kids every week, and he just tells them the same stories every week. He's like, that's how he is. They're already blowing up little dicky.

Yay, keep it going, y'all. Yeah, exactly, blown up. You know, it's crazy. When I got hit in the face with the beer bottle and it fucked my eye up, my eye was black for like a month, right? And I worked that fucking Paxline in Santa Monica. So anytime I would be like helping some fucking white mom like buy school kids for the school stuff for the kids.

Like I would either bring it up or they would ask me what happened to my eye. And I would literally freestyle a story off the dome every time. One of the best ones I ever made up was this girl was like, yo, like what happens to your eye? And I was like, oh, man, like, you know, I don't believe me. But I was a chaperoning a group of school kids on a fucking field truck. A field trip and, like, Rangangang or some shit like that. We were, like, going on a hike. A mountain lion pops out.

I had to fight the mountain lion. And it almost killed me. Everybody's on an Ed. I'm going to give A.D. We're still talking on the podcast. One day, we're going to get A.D. To understand how he could only talk about himself. I thought he was off.

We're still on. We can't fucking know. You just said, fuck everybody. I mean, we were about to end it, and then we just kept talking. Oh, AD. We still on follow him. Let me fuckville. Hey.

Fuck, Follow at fuck Val. With two Cs. His dick is dry. No, it's not. Very much not dry. Got no one. You just got a little nub.

Little nub. I need that new iPhone. That shit looks fucking amazing. Looks like the five. I didn't get another one. I just been scratching this shit up. Yeah, get some fucking... It's in the case.

All right, Joe.