No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 94 w/ DoKnow

Episode Date: May 12, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I was poor. He was selling at a rancho, though. He was charging rancho prices. Laughing out of poor. Charging rancho price. What's the rancho price? Oh, no. There wasn't no cash after the end.
Starting point is 00:00:09 Yeah. He said a deposit. Money grant. Money grant. Hey, we live? I was sure to get a Western Union. Oh, shit. We are out here.
Starting point is 00:00:15 We in this bitch. We in this motherfucker. Do no, donate your phone to one of these fucking staff members or something. Yeah, here, take mine too. Okay. So I don't shake. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Actually, I got a list.
Starting point is 00:00:24 I got a list of topics that I did not see to you. Man, fuck all those topics. Last week. We didn't even You know what's crazy They didn't talk about one topic No, we didn't talk about me going to Compton Which by the way, I went to Compton
Starting point is 00:00:35 Oh, here you go again I was going to say, is this the last time You went to Compton or a new time? No, the courthouse time You want to tell the story again? No. That courthouse is dirty. Hey, that's...
Starting point is 00:00:45 I got arrested when I was like 14 tagging. I'm not from that area, but I got arrested on... Don't be tagging in my fucking neighborhood. No, that's cool. And I was tagging on like 76 in Maine and the closest courthouse to them is Compton Courthouse. So I was already...
Starting point is 00:00:58 I was already in camp, locked up, and they're like, you have a court that you have to go to and I'm like, I never got caught in Compton. And then when I went to court, I was like, oh, I got caught like a month. And I just never went a court because I was already in jail. And then I was dirty-ass courthouse, though. Ugh, them Texas dirty, dirty. They don't not give a fuck. They're not giving a fuck.
Starting point is 00:01:18 And you can get beat up and robbed outside of them courthouse. Because it's literally like across the street from a prominent hood and the fire station, which they see something not going to do that. When I was walking out of there, I was like, oh, there's like security, like right outside. So, like, I was still waiting for Kiki. I'm like, oh, I can stay in here. But then I'm, like, looking out into the distance.
Starting point is 00:01:36 And I'm like, oh, as soon as I walk across the street, I could get blamed. It's over. We're in the set. We're generally scared? That clip is doing numbers. Yeah. They're all right.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Yeah. People want to know about me going to court in Compton. In Compton. City of Compton. City of. Oh, my God. Speaking of Compton shit, I got high as fuck last night and watched the Up and Smoke tour.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Wow. Dr. Dre, Eminem, Exhibit, Nate, Dog. It was the craziest live performance. I remember that shit back in the day. The stage design was so, dude, rappers aren't even doing 10% of that now. No, that was like the biggest rap tour of all time or some shit, wasn't it? Eminem was on there, killing it.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Wow. And it was like the set design was so crazy, right? It was so many different things, but the lights would hit it at different points to showcase, like, the different people was like stage design. That was the first time that I think I ever really saw a Crip walking, but there was like a three-second clip walk of all time happened on that tour. My friends used to rewind that over and over trying to figure out what the fuck he was doing. Because if you just see it like three seconds.
Starting point is 00:02:40 At him and his wife used to practice it. We were trying to learn it. Like for real, like just to be able to do it. I don't know if we ever would have done it anyway. Keep a gangster, y'all. He's wiping off his shoes and shit. Like as he's doing it, we were like blowing away. All the old Crip walks, people wiped off their shoes.
Starting point is 00:02:54 That's crazy. But then Bow Wow, fuck it up and took it a little further. Be a heart of them shake with it. Oh, shit. Yeah, I'm saying. And did Eminem used to open up for them? Fuck no. He was like the, he was like the, it was.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Not, no, or Dr. Dre. Eminem from the jump was nigger out of here, bro. It was Dr. Dre's tour. So Dr. Dre based, I just watched it last night. Oh, okay. Dr. Dre performed basically the whole time. Snoop Dog had his part. They had exhibit come out.
Starting point is 00:03:18 And then Eminem was like the fucking headliner. So what's that book he was just with him. He was what's like. Yeah, you know. Oh, he's on the whole. homie boogie yeah i thought she was talking about the tour i was like what i said i said nigger westline connection you're in the hotel room in the crib during that bro i just seen i know i know you mentioned them and them i was like i just seen a picture on twitter how boogie was
Starting point is 00:03:38 with him hey you know what was crazy though about that tour bro they had low riders coming out at the end like you niggas brought stage bro you niggas brought low riders on tour right their budget was amazing bro because they were they were like the highest paid rappers and that's the thing that's impossible to imagine about that tour happening now is to take all these gigantic rappers and have them all be willing to join forces and take less money than they would make on their own and basically share each other's sets
Starting point is 00:04:05 and come out like that. That's the shit that's hard to imagine. How much were tickets back then? It was one of the most immaculate performances I've ever seen so I know the tickets. And it was at a stadium. And it has skits too. Poor of this shit.
Starting point is 00:04:18 I was so high watching this last night. It made no sense. Who was you watching on? On YouTube. Damn, because I ain't seen that shit I just have a boolet. They had all the tities blurt out and shit though
Starting point is 00:04:29 Like when they play I just want to fuck Bro, it was like 30 bitches Pulled a Tuddy's out Yeah For sure Because it was like 2001 2001
Starting point is 00:04:38 I was two Two You were in the crib You went west side boogie Shut up west side booing No offense I'm just saying You're quite young
Starting point is 00:04:44 Yeah Or is he? I don't know Yeah Boogie's young Okay Hey but that's why The west side is the best side
Starting point is 00:04:48 That's a fact Facts Bro and like I guess the specific one That they showed and the Up and Smoke tour was like from Boston. And it was just crazy to see all these like different people like in Boston going crazy for this West Coast rap music.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Snoop Dog changed outfits like six times and they all were like Dickie suits with like a little trim of blue bandana everywhere. That's crazy. He was like, he was gang banging all over the world. It's going to take me a while to get used to how good Duno's accident is. He's gang banging out over the world. I don't think about that. I think I'm the first, like, loke podcaster.
Starting point is 00:05:25 No, you're an unc podcaster. And also, I'm the first loke movie reviewer. How about that? There's no way that you're, like, the biggest Crip podcaster. Who else is out there? I can't think of anybody else. I don't know. I just know there's got to be somebody, right?
Starting point is 00:05:37 I'm the first of history. Black history. No, he's a blood. He said he made himself a blood, too. He didn't join the blood set. He just said, I don't like them crips over there. Fucking him a blood. Who's a thing?
Starting point is 00:05:48 Hey, free tax stone. Yeah. Hey, free tax stone, man. Free Palestine, man. I don't know what's going on over. there. But shout out to all my Muslim brothers and sisters, man.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Praise Allah. I'm praying that for y'all. I hope I didn't say anything wrong. I'm trying to not get involved and all that shit because that seems like the easiest way to get canceled. I saw Andrew Yang say I stand with Israel. 25,000 quote tweets.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Every single one saying you're a piece of shit. I'm like, oh, I'm not going anywhere near this. I don't even want to know what's going on. Because if I start, if I start reading them? If I start reading it and pick aside. Oh, it's bad. It's bad.
Starting point is 00:06:22 I don't want that. I don't want to editables. How come that? How come Duno don't get their headphones? Yeah, Duno has zero. I know. That's fucking racist. Fucking Josh.
Starting point is 00:06:31 First you're going to build a wall, Josh, and then you're going to not get him headphones? I knew it, Josh. Wait, so now. I knew it was because my mom crossed the border. Wait, so now Josh is handicapped in the only black woman in the building taking her head for them. It's enough of us at Blackgo jumper now, though. McDonald's is not so weed in it. I want to make sure these don't have weed in them.
Starting point is 00:06:50 We got to bust this union before it starts. The coop is coming. The coup. The coop. That's crazy you have them across the board. The Cooper, cool. That's no one of the comments. Nguia, my coop is coming.
Starting point is 00:06:59 I'll be driving around. The BMWs. I don't want this. You ain't have to be here. You ain't going to be here for your own coop. What you mean? Your soldiers should be here. Elephant in the room.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Let's do it. How's my way were you last week? Let's hear it. All right. So I went to Vegas last weekend, right? He was in Vegas. No, no, no, no. No, no.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I wasn't. I went to Vegas last weekend, right? Oh, shit. Have you ever heard of this? Have you ever heard of this website called Jersey Champs? Oh yeah, yeah. Shout out to Jersey Champs. My guy was out there in Vegas from Jersey Champs,
Starting point is 00:07:30 and he was like, yo, I'm having this yacht thing on Monday. Do you want to come, right? So I go to Vegas, and honestly, I was feeling sick before I even went to Vegas, right? I went, I went to Vegas. I went to Vegas. I was feeling like shit the whole time I was there. I didn't drink.
Starting point is 00:07:45 I had smoked weed. I drank a little lean with Hesh. I'm going to be honest. Shout out to my boy, Hedge. And, um. I realized on Sunday Then I was like bro
Starting point is 00:07:55 I don't want to stay an extra day To go to this yacht thing on Monday And then I'm gonna have to leave Monday night I'm gonna be too tired Whatever so I left Sunday night right Went to I went home I won't say where I went home
Starting point is 00:08:08 A bitch's crib You went home And then I went home Right Is she a whore? No yo What'd you pair No girls be trying to tax him
Starting point is 00:08:17 For pussy though Continue Anyway It's because they see the new chain So they like you know They think I got money anyway So my nigga I go home I'm tired as fuck
Starting point is 00:08:30 I'm like all right I got no jumper tomorrow I kind of like stayed up From Monday night until like Tuesday morning And I was like all right I'm gonna just take a little nap Before I got to go to no jumper It would be all good right
Starting point is 00:08:42 My nigga I must have laid down I woke up and it was 730 p.m. And I was like fuck I looked at my phone and I was like I was trying to make sense like maybe at 7.30 a.m. But I was like, okay, I missed. I mean, honestly, I think you need to get better
Starting point is 00:08:58 at setting your alarm. I did though. How do we do it? We need to have like a big ass alarm clock and make them carried around on the house phone on the tranquilizer again. I was bummed because I wanted to see your energy with Marissa Mendes.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Because I think how's me, I was here. No, you were here. Obviously, I'm talking about the person who wasn't here. You was looking at it. Nick, you look straight at me, you know? I was looking at you for agreement because you were there. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Obviously, I'm not saying I wish you were there when you were there. I was like, nigga. If you were here, it would have been like speed dating. Was I that bad? I liked her hair. Her hair was very nice. Yeah. What does she do?
Starting point is 00:09:32 Yassie told me she was thick as hell. Honestly, she lost a shitload of weight. But because. Where's the booty? What does she do? I don't know. I just said to her. I'm like, yo, she made a Joe Button podcast.
Starting point is 00:09:45 She created Joe Button. She, she. Oh, wow. This is how people get mad at you. Shit like that. Before I did the Joe Button podcast, I went back and I listened to the first ever Joe Bunn podcast. And he said that wasn't the first.
Starting point is 00:09:58 No, no, it was. The first one, I think, it was him and her, and he's basically, like, harassing her about being, like, a groupie for some rapper the whole time. And she keeps saying, that's not how it happened. That's not how it happened. And he's basically, like, painting the picture of her going to the club because a rapper that she hooked up at one time
Starting point is 00:10:15 was at the club. And then he's like basically telling her like you know how awkward that was for him to show up and and you're there and she's like fighting against the narrative the whole time and he just keeps saying that that's what happened. I don't know what the fuck happened. Her last name is Mendez. She's a foe. She's a foo. She's a foo. She's a foo for show.
Starting point is 00:10:33 She's down to the food community. I don't know if she's gone wild. She's definitely a phone. Yeah, she gave me white vibes too like her. You watch it? You watch the episode? Like she wasn't matching. She had the goosebumps shirt.
Starting point is 00:10:45 That thing is said she was. Duno keeps going for the pounds. I like that. I'm going to wash my hands partway through the podcast. No, she was a mad team, fool. Why do I see everybody rocking goosebumps all of a sudden? Nobody knows. It has one of the best.
Starting point is 00:11:00 That's what you see. That's what you see. Beets the do-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum. We should sample that. And make a song. Make a goosebumps song. It would be scary. It would be scary.
Starting point is 00:11:09 I mean, it was not really a poem. It just would be scary. Why are you not wearing a hat like this? I know. I was thinking of that on my last podcast with Faye and thanks. You need a fisherman hat. Joe Budden said you put your white boy haircut on for him. Bro, I've honestly had this haircut for many years.
Starting point is 00:11:23 And I wasn't wearing socks? He goes, he goes, he goes, I know how much money Josh makes. I know how much everybody who wears that shirt, that tie-dye shirt makes. He's wearing a tight-dye shirt. It was just, I don't know. It was just a tight-dye shirt. Joe Butter was just like, I know how much you make. I know how much everybody wears that tie-dye shirt makes.
Starting point is 00:11:41 It was so good. My nigga Mike wasn't wearing no socks earlier either. Really? Yeah, it's just sockless easy. Bro, Joe Button was like. here with no socks and sandals and his toenails look like they were polished and buffed and
Starting point is 00:11:53 crafted into... You gotta get that. The shine of my... No, me. My shit looks like a fucking rat has been chewing on my toenails. That's terrible. No, it's hot. I have strict feet on on Thursdays. You have what? Strip feet on Thursdays. Strap? What does that mean? Like, streck, nigga. Shrek. Yeah, the motherfucking green nigga. I'm pretty straight.
Starting point is 00:12:10 You're pronouncing a lot. S-H-T-R-E-K. Trek. Will you say potatoes? I say potatoes. Let's go. holding off. I can't believe he wasn't wearing socks. I know, man. Too much money, huh? Yo, everybody in the office was tempted
Starting point is 00:12:24 to give him a little foot job and shit too, I think. If I like how he talks, it's like he's giving a speech all the time. He just... His voice is massive. That's a good question, though. What was your impression of the Joe Button podcast from what you saw? I was looking at it for educational purposes.
Starting point is 00:12:36 I thought it was dope. What did you think? Podcast around podcast or violence. I think that he gave a good insight on them, like people not discouraged about doing podcasts and stuff. Because you kind of was like, Yeah, right now, 2021 is you shouldn't do this shit. He's like, no, you don't need no skills.
Starting point is 00:12:52 You don't need anything. Just do that shit. My whole thing, though, is it's like he constantly intentionally misses the point of what you're saying in conversation. Because what I was saying was, you're saying the same thing, but basically. But what I was saying was if you want to stand out in the podcasting world, you're going to have to figure out what makes you special and unique and what your value is that you're adding to the situation that's different than other people. And he goes, no, even if you don't have any connections, you should podcast. What I said did not exclude that. I'm not saying you have to be special.
Starting point is 00:13:21 You have to be famous. I was just saying you got to figure out like I wasn't special or famous. I just figured out I could interview these underground rappers and people weren't doing it. But people will be discouraged by like if they hear that like, okay, if they take it the wrong way like he did. Well, most have to do. But most people are going to take it the wrong way because everybody. Oh, you can't. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:13:37 People are not that stupid. No, no. But not even that. People just inherently like I talk to so many people that ask me like, yo, like how did you start doing this? or like howl blah, blah, blah. A lot of people, they're just too nervous to even start shit. So if they're already in that mindset. Oh, we all podcasts.
Starting point is 00:13:53 That's fair. Wow, I just realized that where our podcasts are. I came to your podcast, too. You did, you did. Wow, I didn't get the invite. It wouldn't show up. I was looking at his podcast today and, yo, I was saying, pro, that bitch, why?
Starting point is 00:14:08 Who the fuck is that girl? You guys don't know who Jenny. Shout out the home girl, Jenny 669. This nigga had a podcast sweatshop. He had everybody coming in. 20, 30 people back to back. You did 10 interviews in a day? I was doing it before, and then I had like 10 rappers at once.
Starting point is 00:14:24 But rappers don't leave when other rappers come in. Rappers have this thing where it's like, all right, so let's say I have like upcoming rappers there. And then if his favorite artist comes in, it stays. Network, you know, which I don't blame him, but fully, if we're in a room, like, you got to get. But it depends on the level of rapper because a lot of the people I interview, they're out of here. They're out.
Starting point is 00:14:45 We take the photo, boom, boom. They're out and they don't want nothing to do with whoever the fuck else is coming out. Well, Parcats, I'm not at your level. So all the rappers I interview is. And he's trying to discourage you. No, no. I support the young food. I feel like all podcasts is either you really like talking or your music never works out.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Boom. Like Joe Buttig. So tell us more about this. Oh, wow. Okay, now you want a shit list. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You're definitely not joining the JCP.
Starting point is 00:15:10 The jump, but what happened? But what happened? Okay, so again, do you hire me? About this one girl that I thought was hot. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Tell us more. Tell us more about this woman. Joe Button, would you hire a penis?
Starting point is 00:15:19 Are you sleeping with her? No, I'm not sleeping with her. She's a married woman with kids. Oh, what? Did I meet her? No, you didn't meet her. I just lost interest. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Yeah, she's married with kids. Those are nastiest ones. Yeah. I mean, I didn't chat out. Lena. She's cool people. A knick said, Lena. But, uh, yo, man, I didn't watch that interview.
Starting point is 00:15:41 I just, like, looked at it for like 30 seconds. And then I was like, damn, do know. Yeah. I had to hit you up. What an hassle. I didn't watch it. He did text me in the middle of the night like, damn. In the middle of the night?
Starting point is 00:15:50 Who did? I told him, I'm like, yo, we got to keep doing these podcasts. We're going to get some pussy one day. He was on super, like, freaky vibes. I just told you she was hot and I compliment. At the middle of the night, what time? Like 3 a.m.?
Starting point is 00:16:01 Should I be wanting to text y'all shit late at night all the time, and I'm like, neither of these old-ass niggas are up. This sucks because now, I stay out way, look, and you do any day. Now my girl's going to know that I texted to the homie to say that a random girl was hot and my girl's going to be like,
Starting point is 00:16:15 Hey, tell this nigga house, but I stay out way later to him all the time. I always don't think he's even going to come because he's in the clock to five in the morning. I came straight from the airport with the bags and came here to fail. Yeah, pretty late, I don't know, 11, 16 p.m. I did too. I get back from New York. That's horny vibe for sure. Wait, at what time?
Starting point is 00:16:30 11, 16 p.m. He didn't even answer. He don't even answer his phone past 830. That's what I'm saying. He had his-block everybody past 830. No, I put on, do not disturb at night sometimes. Do not disturb. Is that true, Laura?
Starting point is 00:16:44 Yeah, Laura. Whoa, Laura. Lawry late night texting Adam. Oh, business. Hey, Joe, buddy, can I get hired? White man. She's late night texting you.
Starting point is 00:16:51 That's a stereotype and it's very hurtful. She does not love white men. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. We all know it's true. Yo, but I met A.D.'s mother yesterday. Hey, yo. Don't tell what I,
Starting point is 00:17:01 don't tell what I did on FaceTime either. I'm a little jealous. You guys were like actual friends. He came to my friend because he forgot his keys in my car. Hey, you brought the baby here when I wasn't here. When the last of me. I never heard in the middle of the day, so I probably could have guessed it. I got her in the middle of the day today.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Yo, I got to do another viewing. Hey, I FaceTime him. I was like, I gotta let, I got to let, I got to let, I got to let moms know I'm John Wick around here. Yo, why's your mom got the soup? She got a call the duty weapons. What the fuck is that about? Why's your mom got a stash? She's like she's with the cartel or something.
Starting point is 00:17:35 It wasn't, it wasn't me. I was worried. Wow, that's fire. Damn, mom's going to pop now. I bought my mom some fucking babe cause vinties. vintage shit, some palm angel sweats. Like, I got my mom dripped out. But did she even know what it was? No, but
Starting point is 00:17:49 I remember I came home with some Palm Angels' pants. She was like, those were nice. I'm like, I got you. Say this. And I got her the whole track suit. I'm feeling. My mom fend to be the most drippiest mom. Yeah, my mom fend to be the most drippyest mom. What you get your mom? Okay, English put...
Starting point is 00:18:04 We're going to have to answer to the very clear policy. This is an English-only podcast. Hey, hey, hey. I'm just let you guys know that used to be my country first. I'm putting it off a thing. You're not a fucking Mayan? Why is he not? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:18:17 Why is he not? You weren't in the ruins? You know, before there was projects that was ruins? You've been to ruin your favorite by saying shit. Technically, technically African people were here before everybody. Oh, we're always going to bring it up. And we got to go down to do that.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Why would the African people be here before anyone? They're everywhere. Not in New Hampshire. Not North America, right? I'm opening the possibility. Oh, when I get my mom to, um, Are you doing with cumbia is this? No.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Bro, you were raised around you were raised around Latinos, food. Yeah, I like that though. He was in. No, no. I know what Delos was like 30. Cumbia is like you're inny. What do he say?
Starting point is 00:18:58 He said he never had an avocado until he was 30. He hates avocado. He says it tastes like poop. You're just only had like not right ones. You must have never ate poop. You must have never had like a good right one. They never had a good ripe turn. Yeah, but I got a tickets to
Starting point is 00:19:11 they're like a bond. like, cummian? Like a mariachi band? No, no. It's like me saying every time you gave your mom a ticket, it's to fucking Frank Sinatra. I was thinking that too. That's like an old joke though. That thing is dead.
Starting point is 00:19:28 That niggas out here. Let's call the whole thing. Like Grove music. The Grove? That's how you relate to Frank Sinatra. That's the music that's the group. That's really not playing at the Grove. Lucky lady.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Maybe a old-ass steakhouse Yeah Yeah, play that shit in the South. Hey, are you down to go to the Grove with us? With you, yes. Me, me how fun they did getting arrested? Somebody got to care of the blaming. Like, oh, I mean, you know.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Yo, but actually so, all right, I know how's on mad that we went to the pier without him yesterday. I wasn't mad because you know what? That was your, that was your punishment for not coming to the podcast. No, that was my punishment. It was my punishment.
Starting point is 00:20:11 It was my punishment. I was, I was mad at you until I seen the chain. I never punished anyone before. I was kind of a thrill. Damn, I never punished. The minorities. Oh, yeah, wait, yeah, speaking of that, I had to go. Look at them blinging out of control right here.
Starting point is 00:20:24 I had to go upgrade the owner, number chain. I'm anti-jewelry. Okay, look, so this is what happened. So my boy, Jr., the jeweler. Shout out to him. Shout out to Jr. My boy, Jr. made this chain for Adam first, right? But Adam doesn't really wear jewelry.
Starting point is 00:20:39 And it was, it was his first pendant ever. So it was kind of, it was a little janky. And, you know, like, if you used it just right, you could shank somebody with it. I paid it. I paid him a little extra and had him upgrade it. You know, made it two-tone. Filled in the backspace. You know, it's way thicker now.
Starting point is 00:20:53 It looks like a trillion times better than it looked when I had it, bro. Bro, shout up. Tap in with him. Junior the Juilliur, you need the custom, you need the custom tortasters chain. Okay, I got you. That's like clucks busters? Yeah, that's my niggasters? That's hard.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Wait, that's really a thing? Tortas are like pretty fat girls. Yeah. And he got, he has, shout out of the big women He thought you had a sandwich from the taco spot. No, he has, he has merch. That is too.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Torquoise. He has merch. He has merch of him as Ghostbusters is like sucking up a fat Mexican girl. And so they, it's super hot. Can I get one? Yeah, I got some in the car. When's the last time you fucked a morbidly obese person?
Starting point is 00:21:27 That's not the way to say. I've never been into, I've never been into big girls. That's not the way to say. I heard you say this before. Yeah, I'm not, you know, you feel me like, like, like, like, Sounds like you just like I have homies.
Starting point is 00:21:40 No, what? I love BBWs. All the BBWs get in my DM. I have, I have homies that like are very fitted and skinny and they love bigger women. Yeah, I'm not fitting and skinny. And then I'm like the total opposite.
Starting point is 00:21:51 I can't do it. I love all girls. We're going to be fighting over pizza and shit. Fighting over pizza. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because if she thinks, she's probably going to cook for you. She'll probably let you use the car and not ask where you're going to be at. You know, you're going to come over late night, high as fuck.
Starting point is 00:22:06 She's going to have snacks. So you're saying. She's going to have snacks. You have lower standards. How about I say? I didn't say that. That's kind of what it sounds like. I'm saying they're more willing to be accommodating.
Starting point is 00:22:15 When are you going to accept that you only like insecure girls? First of all, I got a bad question. Deep question. Just because they're bad. Don't mean anything insecure though. Yes, the fact is the baddest ones be the most insecure. That's a fact. The most popping Instagram girls be the ones that be looking on at Instagram other girls like
Starting point is 00:22:31 tripping out. And it's fucked up because it's society that got them thinking like this. And it's fucking westernized beauty standards that are forced. down their throats and they have them looking at their bodies. Yeah, you want to force yourself down their throats after. Not force. Not force. Well, you're not forced.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Welcome. But once they can say, you got to do that forceful head. No, I'm not fucking, uh... What the fuck at him? No, no, what's that nigga's name? Ryan, uh... Of church? No, no.
Starting point is 00:22:59 The porn song. Whatever happened to you? Secrets? Yeah. That nigga, that's... Yeah, yeah. I'm not that nigga. That thing was crazy.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Hey, research has showed me, though, bro. the skinnier women be cooking the most, you feel I mean? Because they can just treat it like an art form, whereas the big girls, if they cook, they know they're eating all of it, and they know they're going to gain 15 pounds. That's not right. I mean, that's just my assumption, you know?
Starting point is 00:23:23 If you weigh 180 or up, hit me up. 180. That's a solid weight, though. What's what I'm saying? How tall you have to be? Five. What's your limit on weight? I want to go to 180, but she deadlifts 300 pounds,
Starting point is 00:23:35 so there's like a big solid structure in there, you know? She don't look fat, but she got so much dense muscle. Patrick looking bitches. Five, five. Five. It needs to be five to one ninety five. That's hot. And where are you more into?
Starting point is 00:23:48 I love ass. Like, I need a, I'm like my race, bud. Fat, juicy ass. Fat, juicy ass, a nice face. And just really a fun. I love a funny bitch. I need a bitch that can make me laugh. Like, we just sit around and laugh.
Starting point is 00:24:01 That's my biggest thing. Like, if you can't take a joke, you can't kick it. If you can't take dick and a joke. No, no, no, no. I need a bitch that can roast. me back. Like, nigga, them orangutan titty swinging around, but I need a bitch to get in. But now that
Starting point is 00:24:14 I used to honestly, like, for most of my life, most of my girlfriends were like skinny little twig looking at his bitches. You got some ass in your life. Exactly. I don't know if I could go back. I look at like really skinny girls and I'm just thinking, I'm like, yeah, it's like, I don't think. In the long time, I don't think I can hang. Yeah, and no. That was your type
Starting point is 00:24:30 like, rightly read? More like that. And no disrespect to all my slim women out there, too, you know, but like, I feel like the standard was to be like if you weren't skinny you weren't hot like all when I was growing up like I used to get made fun of for liking like the thick girls that wasn't even
Starting point is 00:24:46 fat they wasn't even fat and my niggas me like oh that bitch fat da da so it's weird because it's now there's really yeah but like skinny like how like like I'm thinking about like because you'll never really find a super skinny Latino or black girl like model skinny is scary. That's unhealthy
Starting point is 00:25:01 that's what I'm saying like bitch you can't even take a shit like mainstream mainstream beauty was like big fake tities, blonde black American next time model. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:25:12 That shit was never attractive to me. Tyra Bank was fine, but everybody else was. Eva, too. I was saying Eva Pigford. I was saying Eva Pigford. I was saying Eve from the Ruff Rogers. He heard too.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Is she the reason why you got the paw prints tattooed on your tits? Oh, here you go. I set myself up and I was shit. But your gay radar has to be really strong to pick up the fact that I was about to go I said that.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Oh, man. I set myself up for that one. Hey, Paul. That's hot. Oh, my. But, yeah, we went to Santa Monica yesterday, and it was kind of crazy. You punched somebody in the stomach? You're harassing us?
Starting point is 00:25:50 No, I kind of wanted to. At one point, though. I put somebody in the stomach. Oh, the guy made you, yeah. He was, he didn't make me, he asked me to do it. He asked you to punch him. You get him a little like. Wait, you say God?
Starting point is 00:25:58 Because I don't feel bad to punch him. He's asking you to punch him. You got to hit him as hard as you can. No, man, I don't want to hurt him. He's a fan. You got to hurt him. He wanted you to hurt him. But he hit me up and said that way.
Starting point is 00:26:08 He was sore just from that. Shut up, really? I swear. He's not ready for this punching life then. How hard you hit him? Like 1 to 10. Like 20%. It was not.
Starting point is 00:26:17 You're a big nigger though. It didn't look hard to me. Yeah, you're swelful. You could be a security guard. Oh, yeah. You could be your own security guard. No, he's in a gang, so don't let him be a security guard. Allegedly.
Starting point is 00:26:27 And also, they're not going to be able to get his teeth in the club. It's going to set off the metal of the section. Hey, wait, when you go on planes, do they make you, do they make you, do they make you go through the extra TSA for him. Who what? The T? You got to take him out. I seen you was at my dentist too, so you're trying to be like me, nigga, while you're
Starting point is 00:26:46 trying to be like me, nigga, while you're laughing. Yeah. I said, I said, I said, Oxygen too. I go to Oxygen, I see Housebone like this. You saw him there? This, nigga. So no way. Post it.
Starting point is 00:26:56 I told you I was going to hit them up. But, yo, I'm going to be real with you, housewind. Like, I feel like your, like, percentage of ass getting would probably go up significantly if you had the AD teeth. I know. You know, like, that's just, you know, this is judgmental. I'm on my J-co shit on my crooked smile. On my way, on my way, on my way down.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Even when it was eating at the restaurant, the minorities is like, why does she keep smiling at you and stuff like that? I'm like, it's the teeth, nigga. My shiny teeth that sparkles just like the cloud turn game. But did you notice? I don't know if you noticed. There's a much of light-connectivity going on over there. Okay, so right when we get to Santa Monica.
Starting point is 00:27:31 I love them. They're so funny. Mad people are taking pictures with us and shit. And some fucking random lady goes, why is everybody taking pictures with you? And I just say the first thing I'm at the top of my head I go, oh no, they must be gay or something.
Starting point is 00:27:42 And then all of a sudden I like look and I realize she is walking with like the gayest dude on her. He didn't know he was right there. I see him. Why would you say this? He looked to, he was like, mm.
Starting point is 00:27:55 So he had a belly shirt on and shit and I'm like, oh my God. And then we had to walk past him again. We walked past him again. You could tell he wasn't a She lost interest in taking a photo with me after I said that people wanted to take photos with me. But isn't that weird? When people see you taking pictures with people, then they want to take a picture with you?
Starting point is 00:28:14 They don't even know who you are. She had to figure it out. She went crazy. That's what happened to me in Morango. She said it was Frank Sinatra. Oh, yeah. No, I'm a, I'm a homelander. You definitely your home later.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Yo, can I just say this before I forget, there's a show on Amazon Prime. It's a cartoon. It's called The Invincibles. A movie. I'm watching it right now. I'm watching it right now. It's amazing. It's not a movie.
Starting point is 00:28:32 It's a TV show. And it's invincible. You watching it too? It's amazing. It's a superhero comic. Oh, is it a bunch of kids that have powers? No. No.
Starting point is 00:28:40 I'm about to say I read some like. Technically, yes. It's a bunch of superheroes, but it's more like realistic, like how it might actually be if these superheroes really existed. There's like more of a huge. That's crazy because I read a book exactly like that.
Starting point is 00:28:50 It sounds like the boys. It sounds exactly like the boys, but it actually is quite different. I'm on episode five right now. I think we probably are too, yeah. Fire. I feel like you should ruin it to the viewers. Yo, let's talk man shit about how it's going.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Don't he look like Fudge Willie? That's. Well, Fudge Willie's a great guy. Great guy, but he did Yuri's podcast, and I tried to listen to it. He really came? No, but they did it on Zoom. Wow. Who's Fudge Willie?
Starting point is 00:29:11 Fucking fat guy who plays with his own shit and spits on his tities. Yeah. We're the only ones who know about him. He has a kid. I like some of his music, though. He has a kid? He does? I thought that's what you said.
Starting point is 00:29:22 He does. He does. He does. I was like a fat guy that spits on his titty. He's kids. He fucking old. He's fucking a shit. He picks his shit up out of the toilet and just handles it.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Why don't fuck would he... That's when... For sure. That's what he lost to me. We found out about him on our live streams that we do every Friday at noon. You should come do a live stream. Whoa. Because I probably won't be here.
Starting point is 00:29:43 All that weed smoked, bro. He might have a fucking aneurism, bro. Yeah, it's a lot. I always sleep every week on the couch. But I just want to say I'm proud of your brother. Oh, yeah, me too. Kiki. People are starting to know Kiki from having them on the live streams every Friday and shit.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Go fuck with Kiki. They go around to him. What's up, Big Ski? But I see Kiki put his feature price on the store. story and then all of a sudden a couple of no jumper fans tapped in with him he's in the studio with him he's spinning the verse i didn't hear the song but i was just proud i'm like that's fire that he took the little seed of an opportunity we gave him with the live stream and he's taking matters in his own hands doing something good for his family and shit and like from talking to kiki like i
Starting point is 00:30:20 know what he wants to do he's trying to get his money right get move his family to a better area all this shit no kiki because kiki he's sold some some no jumber fans a feature over the weekend And I was just proud. I'm sure he sold features before, but like, not in this current feature. Oh, it's hard. Thank you for helping my bloodline. That was very exciting to me, yeah. Hey, but, you know, he was helping a black community.
Starting point is 00:30:42 It was dope, too, man. He told Vail to come out to Vegas. He told Vail to come out to Vegas, too. We all was part of it. Wait, when the fuck y'all go to Vegas? I was in Vegas last week. This weekend? Oh, yeah, I've gone this week.
Starting point is 00:30:53 What we got when you were there? No, we went. I went this weekend. Oh, you went this past weekend. What do you do when you go to Vegas? Gambling and gamble? That's why I'm not going. I'm gonna spend a hell of money on these slots.
Starting point is 00:31:05 I lost like three bands. It was cool. Wow, yeah, you have too much money. Then my no jumper check came in. Direct deposit. I went back to the casino. Back to the crap table. Here, I'd like to put my no jumper check on black.
Starting point is 00:31:16 My black no jumper? Hey, no, but you know, we went to the club and shit like that. We got like three bottles at the shit that was open. Veil, Vail got fucked up with us. Really? How are fucked up? And then before we even got there, they're fucking racing. So Kiki has his fucking, he has a fucking,
Starting point is 00:31:31 He has a fucking challenger. Veil has his fucking car. The homie has a Ferrari. And they're just like racing and get to the fucking club together, bro. Just driving around. And who are you with? Who am I with?
Starting point is 00:31:42 Now, who are you a passenger with? I was with Bill, I think. Y'I was in the club. So you switched sides. I have so much anxiety after my first car crash. Me too, like. At the takeovers?
Starting point is 00:31:51 Yeah. No, I couldn't go to sleep. I went out of the takeovers. This Sunday? Yeah, I was there. You were there on Sunday? Bro, I go, bro. My homies are like fucking little addicts.
Starting point is 00:31:58 They be like. They still do that? Bro. It's fucking LA. People are so crap. This thing almost got ran over it. It looks like fucking anarchy when you see those clips, bro. It is terrified because they-
Starting point is 00:32:07 I'm not even shab- In the middle where they're all the rocker-sitting. Yo, I've seen that shit too. Oh my my homie, my homie part of one of the bad. They did like a outdoor, hardcore show in LA and it was so-man. It looks like the fucking warriors. It looks like the end of the earth.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Yeah, really. It was legendary. The first time they did it with at Echo Park. That's where that was? The first time they did it was at Echo Park. And in the second time, they did it was like, at La Follah Park. Which is all over like downtown.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Do they have permits to do that? No, fuck, no. It's like the show. You ever been heard about the show? No, what the fuck is that? Shawshank Redemption. Wow. The Shaw's.
Starting point is 00:32:40 No, not so. The Shaw is the original on Slawson, Crenshaw. All through Crenshaw, people bring their cars usually every Sunday. It's been like that since like the early 90s. Well, I was talking about the hardcore show. But with the takeovers, I've seen Vell put a video of these dudes. They're all whipping around in the center. And one guy smashes into another guy.
Starting point is 00:32:59 And everybody starts beating the fuck out of it. That ain't said, that ain't said a little crazy. No, they tried to drag them on the car and the nigga almost ran everybody over. So I used to work at the Polo go on Chris Sean Vernon. And that's one on Chris Sean Vernon. The what? And the poll logo.
Starting point is 00:33:10 And then that's the first time I ever seen somebody get around over because, you know, they all got to take off the minute of the cops on, but people get in the way. And one of the car actually was able to maneuver. And the car only way was like the one way it smacked some fat girl. It was like the funniest. Wow.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Yeah, you thought that was hilarious. Yeah, I did. He's like, I would never fluff her. She's not skinny. I don't care if she died. If he was a skinny girl, he goes jumping away. It was like, shit. He's like, it's funny because she was fat. Like, if you think about it, like, if you think about it, it would be more funny seeing me fall than Adam, right?
Starting point is 00:33:43 Yeah, for sure. No, because I, I think I have more to lose so it would be funny to see me fall. Who would you rather see fall? Bill Gates or the manager of the Pizza Hut? No offense. Who's, who? Bill Gates is so billionaire. That's what I'm saying. I'm basically a billionaire. Oh, oh, well. What a fucking... No, I'm like, get this old...
Starting point is 00:34:00 Get this old man off the floor. You need help. What's your address again? You're a billionaire? Don't put your address. Los Angeles. Ah. No, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:09 But it's funny because he scattered like... Like little roaches. I was going to have fat girl get hit by a car. She got up recently, actually. That's the biggest argument for being in the car. You're more durable. Bro, have you ever like been really skinny?
Starting point is 00:34:25 And you start to feel like you're feeling everything. You sit down on like an uncomfortable chair. I mean, when you don't have all that fat on your ass, you feel it way more. I fucking hate flying. You know, hey, thinking about those seats aren't for you.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Talking about skinny, too. I went back to the first fucking no jumper news we did. You were skinny as fuck, bro. Oh, yeah. You was like Freddie Mercury skinny. I'm like 50. Walter White. God damn.
Starting point is 00:34:47 He was like Walter White for sure. Sometimes I scroll back into my Instagram from right before COVID, and I'm like, oh my God. Why did you read out of that way? And the second part of Endgame. The what? Thor? I'm glad they're making differences I don't understand so I can't have my feelings hurt.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Fat door. Yeah. Fat door. Stop door. Someone tagged me in this old picture of me and Adam and like fucking, I don't know, Little Aaron's house party or some shit. Oh boy. Nika, we were both skinny as fuck and I had some type of white residue all over my nose.
Starting point is 00:35:14 It was fucking insane. Wait, the rapper, a little Aaron? Yeah. He's a cool guy. Yeah. That's my, that's my boy. That's my boy. He's like a bisexual rapper.
Starting point is 00:35:23 He is. The fact that that was accurate. it though it was crazy and he owns the color green what he promotes he's bisexual he owns the color green that he trademarked it like he has green trademarked the nfts of green like he's just green i would like to announce something i haven't smoked weed since friday why not are you depressed i smoke so much weed friday that i really didn't really feel like smoking weed saturday doing stream? Yeah, and then I like Sunday I was like, you know what? I'm gonna like
Starting point is 00:35:57 hit the pen a little bit and then I just like I was kind of like I don't know. It just feels better like I fucking feel a little bit. So you weren't how he did the Joe buddy shit? Hell no. Were you nervous? A little bit. He's kind of a little bit. I look up to him for sure. Who the fuck burnt? Me, sorry. God damn.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Ass and bloods. See, that doesn't happen on other podcasts where they just consume each other's stomach acids. I was a little bit nervous. Were you intimidated? Were you intimidated? No, right? He's such an intimidating person to talk to because he's just, because he's just basically like twists and turns whatever the fuck you're saying. He gives me like Dean vibes.
Starting point is 00:36:32 He's like a piece of shit. We're talking about being mean. They have good intentions, but they're assholes. You're like, so Adam. He said like he's fucking narrating Harry Potter all the time. His voice is so soothing. You should do phone sex with him. He would make so much money off ASMR.
Starting point is 00:36:50 I don't know about that, but I don't know. Soothin is like a very strong word for his voice. Dude, Cali muscle has gone so viral for just eating Popeyes while doing ASMR. He's just like eating Popeyes and going, oh, the biscuit. The biscuit. That shit dry as fuck. The biscuit. I hate them dry as biscuits.
Starting point is 00:37:06 If you don't have no water, you're dead. Popeye's is fucking gas. Yeah, Popeye's gas. But guess we got the best biscuits. Red lobster, no. Red lobster. Church's chicken got the best. No, no, red lobster.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Red lobster. What are stupid? No, crispy, crunchy chicken also has the best biscuits. KFC needs to do a whole revision of their biscuits. KFC was a bullshit. Hey, I need a famous ball. KFC was made for Mexicans. They should collab with Blue.
Starting point is 00:37:30 You don't believe that. They should collab with Blueface and call it the famous Crip Ball. I love that. I think more fast food chain should get into gang banging. What? Don't you? Wait, what were you just saying? That was about to rush you for?
Starting point is 00:37:44 I think KFC was made for Mexicans. That just shows that you are like taking ownership of things that clearly, like, you think there's a lot of amazing people in Kentucky? I know. They probably hate all of us. Yeah, they hate all of us. Yeah. I'm talking about in LA.
Starting point is 00:37:58 In LA, you think about it? Like, all the, like, KFC that are still around never made it past, like, Olympic. Yeah. That's true. You got what I'm saying? Like, bro, Thanksgiving, we used to get KFC. Nah, thought. I've done that under the tree.
Starting point is 00:38:11 There's a bucket of KFC under the tree. I wasn't taking the credit for. They wrap it? No, you don't put the bucket under the tree. And it's not Christmas. Come up with a bucket after the street for Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. That's like you.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Are you from Kentucky? I'm not right. What? You're not from Kentucky, right? No, from New Hampshire. Same thing. Same thing. Same thing.
Starting point is 00:38:30 You know what's crazy? Look, it was this shit that went viral. It was a restaurant in Long Beach, right? And it was like an upscale brunch restaurant. And literally they were, they opened at like 11th, 12 p.m. And they would go get Popeye's chicken and then cook everything else. And they presented it as their food. I think it's brilliant.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Yeah, it was great. It was like a story. You're not going to make better fried chicken than Popeye's. So why even try? That shit is so God. Wait, wait. You know what else is crazy? My nigga, you know berries.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Of course. I'm at Barry's at like 3 a.m. the other night, right? What berries? They got hookah now, too. Fairfax, I'm assuming. No, no, it's over by the area on 3rd Street. But it's like very prominent L.A.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Bougy after the club restaurant, right? First of all, I don't know if many people don't know this. Like, they have a famous thing called the lobster pizza, but it's not actual, it's lobster sauce with shrimp on top of it. It's actually not even shrimp. It's crawfish. Every rapper goes through a phase where they talk. talk about the lobster pizza, like, it's the greatest thing on earth before they, like,
Starting point is 00:39:25 get used to it. They're like super rapper shit, huh? Yeah. Yeah, because I would never go on my way. It's like entry-level, L.A. flat. I'm like the Buffalo shrimp. Fuck that. We eat in buffalo shrimp.
Starting point is 00:39:35 We have berries. Fuck that. I'm from L.A. That shit is fucking weak as well. Wait, wait. Let me finish my story. No, no, I'm not going to go to Thursday. You're not about this part of L.A.
Starting point is 00:39:43 I'm going to finish. Let me finish. So, my nigga, I order a drink, right? My lemonade was $6. I'm looked down at my phone. Look, I look down on my phone, right? I look up. She pulls out the smallest 6-ounce cup,
Starting point is 00:39:56 pours the thing of ice in there, and then pulls out simply lemonade and pours it into my fucking cup for $6. What the fuck? I'm like, nigga, the gallon is $2.35. Barry's is not letting it in no more. They are re-rocking. They're re-rocking simply lemonade.
Starting point is 00:40:12 They're doing the same thing that the clubs do. Because the bottles, you're not paying for the bottles. You're paying for the section in the club and the experience. So they're upcharging for that. I'm not hating on it. I was just mesmerized at the fact that I'm like, damn, like, I've been coming here for so long. And I just witness her re-rocked my lemonade right in front of me. I know.
Starting point is 00:40:31 And I think that I would thought that they would make their own lemonade at these restaurants. I would think that they wouldn't even show me that they were giving me simply. Do that in back and then serve it to me? Like, yeah, like at the bar, you don't really. Well, I guess you can. They just do that. I mean, when you get bottle service, they'll bring out your bottles that cost 40, 50 bucks. And you're paying $600 for it.
Starting point is 00:40:49 For no, fuck. I have no interest in going to the club, but I do reason. I am interested in the club technology. Like now when you order bottles, they come out with a custom sign. Yeah, it says like, welcome to the Crips. Oh my. Welcome to the, wait, with your birthday, they'll put your head on there. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:41:05 Bring it out. They might come out with a sparkling swastika for you. Ooh, that's hot. Yeah, Jewish. Oh, no. Are you Jewish? Oh, swastika. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Hold on. Tell me why it hurts. Oh, fuck. Hold on, hold on. Joe Bunton said, who's Hitler? I said that a guy with the same name as Young Dolph. I don't know why. That was fresh on my mind.
Starting point is 00:41:28 The young Dolph, his first name is Adolf. It is? Oh, my God, you're right. Shout out my Jewish people, my fuck with him. But there's an interview clip where they... Talk to Jewish? Yep. I used to love going to white schools.
Starting point is 00:41:39 I went to know, like, John Burrell's, Brin and all that shit. And, like, Mexican schools, like in the hood, we don't take the days off for Jewish schools. And white schools, you take the days off for the Jewish holidays. Cesar Chavez was a bad ass Cesar Chavez.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Chavez. What you said it wrong? Bucanans. Bucanans or Bucanans? I'd be like, when I'm drunk, I'm like Bucanins. How cool shit about when I'm drunk? Bucanis, dude. Super Paisa, like, Bucanas.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Can you do us an example of Paisa dancing? Because that's what Dreyco says. Do my Paisa dancing. I don't know. Dreyko for sure Latino. The plug to me. He didn't do shit like this. He just.
Starting point is 00:42:20 dancing. That's not, that's like, that ain't Coombia though. That's, like, my, like, Draco would be perfect at the concert I bought to take us
Starting point is 00:42:25 to my mom for. Mr. Big Bang Ushy face. Can I hit your cup? She got hit with the stupid face. Bars. As in no bitch. Wait,
Starting point is 00:42:33 wait, bro, speaking of fucking Draco, the ruler, Desto Dub had a birthday party this weekend. And we sent Trev
Starting point is 00:42:40 and, uh, and they covered it. So I blog that. I pull up, I didn't know it was going early, right? Ended at like 1 a.
Starting point is 00:42:47 m. Or what? I pull up, right. I'm parking this parking locker. There's no parking. Wait, you're talking about the show or the party at the house? The show. Okay. So, my nigga, I get out the car. I'm looking down
Starting point is 00:42:58 in my phone and the cops swoop into this parking lot. Fastest fuck, right? I'm wearing some jeans that I had just, like, sprayed, like, paint on them. This nigga starts flashing the flashlight. I mean, he was like, is that blood on your jeans and draws down on me? He puts blood out? Bro, the police? Just because he thought he saw blood?
Starting point is 00:43:14 Listen, listen. Oh, you were kind of like in the low bottom? Oh, I went there. You were in the low You were like our maple, bro. That's shit, though. Fung! Listen, listen. So, I had to blame me on me. But luckily, it was in...
Starting point is 00:43:27 Let's shoot him right there. No, no, no. It was in the back seat, right? So I was trying to rush away from the car real quick so he wouldn't try to search the car. So he hops out, draws down on me. He's like, you don't have any weapons, right? I'm like, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:43:38 He pats me down. I'm nervous as fuck. He was like, oh, what's going on? A little function there? And I was like, yeah, blah, blah. And he was like, oh, I thought you had blood on your jeans. I'm like, yeah, I just murdered someone and then came to the show
Starting point is 00:43:47 and then he like kind of laughed Dick it he laughed no he laughed LAPD right yeah he laughed Pretty cool probably having a good day he laughed and then said
Starting point is 00:43:56 some other shit to me and let me go basically but I my life flashed before my eyes I thought that nigga was going to shoot me for nothing that would be a dramatic ending
Starting point is 00:44:05 to this podcast and then they start searching some other nigga and then they had him in handcuffs wow that's crazy that was that we get a record
Starting point is 00:44:12 so look so look low key if I wasn't funny he might have shot me Damn. Shout out to funny. Was he white? It was one Asian and one white.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Stop Asian hate, hashtag. Yeah. Stop Asian cop hate. Yeah. Blue lives matter. No, I'm just talking. Blue face matters. Yeah, honestly.
Starting point is 00:44:29 No, that shit really had me shook, though, because I was like, if they searched his car, I'm going to jail. If they... I don't got you. Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. I don't know his number by heart, though. I don't know anyone's number by heart. If I got locked, I'm staying there forever.
Starting point is 00:44:43 I only know my baby mama's numbers by heart. How many do you have? Seven. Which is your favorite? Yeah, that's a good. I don't know how many of my favorite baby, Mama. The one that lets him see the kid the most. The one that lets him pressure him to see the kid.
Starting point is 00:45:01 The one that lets him hit the most. If you had a second baby mama, which one would you fuck more? Well, no. Smart answer. That was so smart. Who is a celebrity crush going up? No, Pamela Anderson. Carmen Elektra.
Starting point is 00:45:19 No, my name is for Milakunis. Jay Lou. You still like Milakunis? Oh, my God. I feel like that's like an early 2000s like. I'm a 2000 baby. That was a boomer answer. I love, I love Milakunis.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Her acting is a, she's just fine. No, I love her too. Adam was interviewing Fayes Banks and Mike earlier. And I asked Mike, can I smell his hand after? Because I wanted to smell where Lana Rhodes, what Lana Rhodes butt hole in a vagina smell of, But Atlanta roads a porn star? Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:47 The number one search She's super famous You know what you know I'm like I'm like Bro, Miss Danny is so fine to me Miss Danny You don't know what that is
Starting point is 00:45:55 Let's look it up We gotta see it Let's talk about pornsters The whole rest of this time I love that Adol's favorite topic What? You consider yourself a point star?
Starting point is 00:46:02 What? You consider to yourself a point star? Now yes Not the star part Miss Danny? Yeah You know who I love The girl that was on here
Starting point is 00:46:09 That talked about She actually love shitting Love the Violet Myers Oh my gosh She's so fine of me, too. You know, but Ms. Danny's bad. I know that in the person, Miss Danny.
Starting point is 00:46:21 You're like she teaches second grade. No, not her. I'm like, shout out to by the Myers. But me and Leonard are doing content with her in like a week or two. Yeah. So if you want to fuck her right after us, that's cool. Wait, I don't never put you on any of the porn stuff. She's kind of, I put myself.
Starting point is 00:46:34 She's fucking bad. Oh, my God. Why are you going to Google it when you can Instagram? Oh, my God. Yeah, can we send her this clip? She's on the bigger side. She said you don't like that. No, but she said.
Starting point is 00:46:44 bad. I'm fine. Look, look, look. She's fake fat. There's nothing wrong. What the first. Big girls need love too. She's fake fat.
Starting point is 00:46:50 I'm big. What I'm saying? What I'm saying is. I saw Miss Danny fan pages and shit. Nicky, can somebody put me in contact with Ms. I follow her. I follow her.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I follow her. You said a DM ever? Yeah, if I want to get her on the podcast, but she's not fucking me. She would the fuck is this fucking. Maybe I can get her and I'll just bring you with me and then you can just say that you just say the creepiest shit.
Starting point is 00:47:11 And then we'll kick you out. I want to sue them my way in there. Like, have you ever been with a Mexican? And the house phone was a sponsor? He bought to DM? You bought it right now? Hold on. Wait.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Wait, wait. Up to 10 her. Oh, let me take it up here. That booty's so big, I know your ass stank. No, that's not what you. Oh, my God. It's hurt, right? You got this one?
Starting point is 00:47:27 Yep. Love all your content. Chimba! She's so shaking. She's so shaking. She's a sad. You should stay away from Duno. He's a murderer.
Starting point is 00:47:37 No, no. Don't say. I want to get her pregnant. He's just DM'd her too. Love all your content. You've blocked you already? . No, hell no.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Relax, relax. Let me go. Hey, let me go and ask you the fan page. No, no. She only has 234K. She actually is getting a nice shadow right here. Let me go on after you. The guy who just hit you up is a psychopath.
Starting point is 00:47:57 I was like, dude knows the world in the light. Do you know the road in the light. She does not fucking with me. Man. I feel like she had the type. Is it probably the black niggas? For sure, probably. For sure.
Starting point is 00:48:10 She not fucking with no fat Mexican from my latest. This side of the table has hope. Bro, Duno is in every... Look, dude. No, I'm not, what? You're in every piece? Are she naked on the side of the street or what? Bro, I'm a fucking fan.
Starting point is 00:48:21 She's so beautiful to me. Okay. You got a tone down the horniness on this. No, yeah. Phone's down. Somebody's about to start jerking it off. And he's an asshole because you said the many you said, I like, what are the name? Myers?
Starting point is 00:48:37 He was like, yeah, well, I'm fucking her later. Yeah. I'm like, what for the frills? This is no flicks. He's like, he's like, yeah, she's shitting on my knee. If we bring up a rapper and AD met him for 30 seconds to the club one time and said, oh, that's a homie. That's a homie.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Everybody comes here and tells you I'm their friend. I'm about to fuck this girl on camera in a week and a half, and I'm not allowed to point that out like that's relevant information. No, you kind of fuck up. Hey, you did that yesterday. Ignoring a rapper is one thing. Hey, but fucking somebody, everybody wants to fuck does another thing. I didn't even know her.
Starting point is 00:49:07 She was in demand like that. I know she's probably. I didn't know you were crushing her. Hey, hey. Your shit even showed him. When they do some content, where are you all? No, he actually had to be broken. He had her on here first.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Miss Danny. Yeah. No, no, no, no. We're talking about Violet now. You're missing the context. We're talking about Violet now. And Violet went viral as fuck when she came on here. And then it went viral again because we made it into a TikTok.
Starting point is 00:49:28 But basically she was saying that she's looking for a guy to shit on her. I want to shit on me. Who here, who at this table looks like they could take the craziest dump? No, no. House phone. I'm sorry. You know, you look like you could take a wild torture. shit on it. You be eating like,
Starting point is 00:49:43 Bidia and beans and rice. What the fuck does that mean? That is very racist. It's like me say, oh, never my. I'm not. I'm about saying. Nick, I'm right here, dude. What are you about to say? Please say it. You're racist.
Starting point is 00:49:57 You're racist. You're racist. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. People cut down. I love beer. Can we all agree that we're all racist and it's fine? No. Or I said boo.
Starting point is 00:50:07 We can't be racist. Wait. Okay. Speaking of shit. I want this girl Dominican dub to take the fattest load of just the dumb's not Dominican but he will probably poop on you no not no no no no that's a awful lot of shit hey bitch shit that's a awful lot of free dub like that's a awful lot of DC I want to I want miss Danny just sit on my face bro stop talking about miss daddy bro I like I never ate
Starting point is 00:50:32 house in my life I'll eat her ass oh but see I got one up on you she's gonna be down for me already because I've had plenty experience I've always did on accident never a That's what the homie told you can't tell the difference between a pussy and an asshole. No, you know, your shit just slip sometimes and it's like, oh, it's there. We're talking about your face, not your fucking dick. But Danny called me. I'm talking about your tongue, fool. Hey, I drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
Starting point is 00:50:53 That's real. You ever been just eating the pussy and then you just keep, you go little by little, you go down bar? I don't know a little. I'm like, uh, I don't know. I've had it before back of the day where you're a fucking muck. You dip down to the asshole and the girl has a fucking heart attack. Like she's really not down with you eating her ass But she doesn't know
Starting point is 00:51:14 That they're about to do that That's a reality shit Do we have any topics? Can you invite Ms. Danny here? You gotta stop You're too horny We're learning a lot about Duno though Bro, you be talking about bitches shitting on your knee
Starting point is 00:51:31 But you talk about it but he's too hard I got warned not to talk about that anymore That's not I think just your dick I thought he's a cool knee You got somebody shit on your knee No but I was doing I did an annual 3-7
Starting point is 00:51:41 a little bit of poop gun on my knee, but that was a long time ago. And I got told not to talk about that kind of thing afterwards. I don't get the poop shit. We've talked about it so many times. It must be good-doo! I don't get the poop shit. She's getting married, so it doesn't even matter.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Riley Reid. Somebody married her? Oh, fuck. Hey, okay, wait, this topic. Speaking of Santa Monica, did you guys see the video of Sweetie performing to a live crowd of about 12 people?
Starting point is 00:52:07 And it was crazy because we're walking. and somebody says, hey, everybody. Yeah, everybody was like, Sweetie was here yesterday, and I kept saying, that was a couple of days ago. No, remember the coffee bean guy that knew everything about us? Who told A.D. not to drink an energy drink because he ended up in the hospital.
Starting point is 00:52:22 He was really a fan. He said, literally. Did he get him a little jumper sweater for free? No, he didn't get nothing. He bought me at him some free coffee. I got two free bottle waters. Niggie, y'all should have bought it from him. Y'all are rich ones.
Starting point is 00:52:32 I know, but he said, he literally said that Sweetie came down there, bought somebody's boombox for $1,000 and stayed there for an hour, perform. You know what, you know, her performing there made me feel like maybe she should just never perform again. I'm just drinking right in front of you.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Bro. Sweetie's beautiful. I literally just she looks great. That performance, like every time I've ever seen her perform was terrible. Did you see her in those fucking boxers looking like a I didn't lie, I was looking at that good. She looked like a fucking caramel goddess. She looks, she looks nice. She's amazing, dog.
Starting point is 00:53:01 She's beautiful. I'll marry her way. For real. Her stage presence doesn't exist. Yeah, but that ass exists and that waist does not exist. The ass was good. I should have a big festival and she should be the headlight. With Miss Danny, huh? With Ms. fucking Danny! I don't know if anybody in the Noddraber fan base has
Starting point is 00:53:16 ever listened to Sweetie. Correct me if I'm wrong in the comments. I don't think you're wrong with saying that. Oh, yeah, I see. For sure. Yassie's whole tagline is off of her. They're listening to a fucking sweetie. Huh? Wait, speaking of huge festivals, summer's right around the corner.
Starting point is 00:53:31 We got all the big festivals opening back up. We're ready to fucking go. You really didn't let that sweetie topic cook, huh? No. He's like, we're going to do. He's like, we're going to keep it moving. He's going to be in a movie. Probably not.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Shout out Blass for probably being him and O'GZeezy being the only L.A. artist on there. Who else? Blasin Blasinzzi? Oh, Gizi? Those the only L.G.Z. I think there's only L.A. artists on. That's the Capp.
Starting point is 00:53:52 There's no way. That's like the street L.A. artists. It's a pretty L.A. He's from L.A. He's from, he's been on. He's only been on the scene for like two years. They haven't been the day. But you have like, you have like street L.A.
Starting point is 00:54:07 artist and then you was like some niggas house phone know that we don't be know about. Oh yeah, yeah. Some niggins house phone. Yeah. Fucking Blastin-O. Gid is the only one.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Do you consider little house phone an L.A. artist? I consider a house phone L.A. I consider more of like a ketamine artist. You know what I thought you were just a white guy from L.A. that was raised in Burlington. Mike. What? You know, I don't see any L.A.
Starting point is 00:54:28 rappers on here. You're right. Oh, GZ. Blas. Shout off. Shout off fucking them. I seen your homie on there. What's the name?
Starting point is 00:54:34 Snott. Yeah. Shut up my name L. No, no, he's from, like, Florida. Shout out to my niggins, not. He actually just talked to him the other day. My close personal friend, Lil Yadi. Allegedged serial killer supporter, Jack Harlow.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Oh, man. You believe? Okay, that's a good topic that we can talk about right now. Wait, Lil EZee, as in like Easy ESA. No, I was thinking that. TikTok kid. I'm like, huh? Why the fuck is he on there and we're not on there?
Starting point is 00:55:01 I did last year. Why did they deal on the line? I did the last one. I don't see any L.A. you don't get the same people back twice unless you're like just super popular. When they do it in LA, they'll have a bunch of LA artists. And when they do it in Florida, they'll have a bunch of
Starting point is 00:55:13 Florida artists. We got to be at Pierre Bourne. I heard they cancel the Bay version I mean, the Bayer rolling out. Is that a thing? Yeah, hell yeah, that shit was popular. No, but I mean like, they hadn't announced the fucking lineup or anything, right? Shut up. Well, I guess if they're canceled that why would they? Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:29 We don't need to keep reading the fucking lineup. I just want to see Milato's ass in real life. Yeah, what's up was on that clip of her? I almost jacked off to that clip I swear to wait wait what She got a sexy clip out Just her rapping on stage Let's go halves on a jerk off
Starting point is 00:55:42 Let's check it out yeah Miss Danny Look at Miss Danny Look at Miss Danny I just wanted to push the limits Of the gayest thing I could possibly I could possibly do in this podcast
Starting point is 00:55:50 Honestly that felt weird Okay so okay Not only we got real loud But then we got hard summer My girl Camp girls playing Shout out to Camgirl Nobody going a hard summer
Starting point is 00:56:00 Unless you are EDM molly tards So for the record No offense to Camp Girl Sorry, Camado? Whoa, no, this is not the best part. This isn't the best part. Yeah, that's not even there, yeah. She do got some cake, huh?
Starting point is 00:56:11 Bro, she's about to start dropping that thing. Watch this, watch this. The caption was like, this song takes my life and watch this. Hey, don't do that shit by me. Yo, how the fuck? Yo, stop, stop, stop. Hey, YouTube, you too, come on. He wasn't on camera for that, I guess.
Starting point is 00:56:25 What's she going to do? What's her? Let's go! Oh my God. You're telling me that many people paid to go to a mulatto concert. She's popping right. Is she? Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:37 She didn't demand, fool. Bro, we have to school you all the time that these women rappers are going crazy. You just don't listen to him. I don't believe it. Who do you prefer Cardi Beer or Nickymanautown? That's a white person question. I refuse to have that conversation on this podcast. Okay, but before you say anything, do no goes to the clubs.
Starting point is 00:56:53 What women females do you hear in the clubs are all about coercing women into going to the club? Of course they're going to pay the fucking music they want to hear. But the concerts, the concerts, the concerts are saying, I'm just saying I didn't know that Malato could have tried the crowd. I think that people likes the city girls and sweetie in the clubs. I refuse to believe that the city girls have fans. I just, I don't want to believe it, so I refuse.
Starting point is 00:57:15 I'm sorry. So, Cardi Beer, Nicky Minach. That's a white boy question. You can't be coming in here and saying white boy questions. You're fucking white. I know. And you don't want to be the one being whiter than me on a white guy's podcast.
Starting point is 00:57:26 I don't know who you think is better. No, we can't. It's a white boy combo. It's obvious. Why is that a white boy? Because it's too played out. That's a conversation you could have had four years ago, three years ago.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Facts. You know? I'm a realized, rich-ass bitch. The reason why I think of that is because when Mike Maylack first came on here, and he just, he interrupts some conversation, he goes, who was better,
Starting point is 00:57:45 Tupac or Biggie? And I'm later thinking about it. I'm like, I go, that's the most white boy rap conversation ever. He goes, who was,
Starting point is 00:57:55 what was better, Jayze or Nas? Like, the diss songs. I'm like, bro, no. That conversation has been over for 20 years.
Starting point is 00:58:01 You should have been like, who, who won the fight, between Aspie to Playboy Cardi. Damn, that was a movie. That was about to know. You're his best friend. You got a little bit of your home team.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Playboy, you lost to your elbow. Hey, I found that picture. If you know, I don't like that type of music. What? Like Playboy Cardi and shit. But see, look. No. What did you say?
Starting point is 00:58:24 No. But see, look, look. Hold me back, AD. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What did you say about my Lord and Savior? Me. You know comes from similar worlds.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Like, we don't really listen to that shit. It's cool. He's Mexican. Wait, did you all this? What's the fuck, Adam? What's a different world? Before Mexican and black, there's L.A. We coexist.
Starting point is 00:58:41 No, you guys are at war, I thought. No, we're like, we're not out of. We were back then. Oh, fucking, in. No, because he, I'm not. He beat up the fruit lady. No, I did. No, I saved the fruit.
Starting point is 00:58:52 I say the fruit lady. No, I'm not. Adam, shut the fucking. Adam, shut the fuck up. This niggas out of pocket. I'm sorry. No, but do no. Shut out my motherfucking vendors
Starting point is 00:59:02 of fruit. Do know it. Shut up on us. Do you know, it's like me and Duno from the street to L.A. If you rob a street vendor, you're a bitch. Houseowner's from the drug L.A.
Starting point is 00:59:09 You feel me? So he listens to out of the shit. I've never been out of the block in the homie goes like, a fool. Ever play that Louisie word? Who gets stacked. Okay, no, no, I'll take that back.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Oozzie? I'm going to. Yeah, y'all. Wait, wait. I bang Uzi here. So nobody at this table. Nobody at this table heard Mr. Rage then.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Trippy Red playboy. Oh, no, I'm going to be honest. I stopped that before the Card of. I listened to it. I didn't even listen I didn't even get through Trippy Reds verse you know why I was so underwhelmed by the beginning part of the song I didn't care about the second half
Starting point is 00:59:41 Okay so you remember when This that Z shit This Z shit right remember it was like a snippet At first and it was like The snippet was crazy Yeah but like when the song came out The song was underwhelming because the beat was so hard And it was like really nothing you could say on the song
Starting point is 00:59:54 For Hooper through that beat I don't fucking know But listen I thought like it was the exact same thing With this Mr. Rage song I had heard the beat and seen so many funny TikToks it already and then trippy red just like we ain't done don't think about nothing but the guap I was like man it was too simple I was just like this is not I didn't know what chippy red song I'm saying like he could have can't Topanga that shit's all he could have came way harder
Starting point is 01:00:16 on that song I'm I'm an avid trippy red listener I listen to all the fucking snippets and these rage beats which is like a new type of sound I feel like the beat just carried the whole song and like he he could have like he could have did a way better vocal job but I've I've heard some other snippets like sound kind of similar that I feel like it's gonna be way better him in him in case while have a song called sexually active that song was way better was case well do you think that the project that the that song was well received the the trip and Cardi song on the fans liked it I think the fans were just waiting for it it was like super hyped up and they were like oh my god like can't believe it actually
Starting point is 01:00:56 dropped the reason I listen to it playboy Cardi hasn't been getting he hasn't been cleaning any of his features so it's like you know I feel like the fans have been waiting Remember when a tribute put out Exclamation point and then there was a play where Cardi's song on there that they took off? Me and they are so confused. Bro, it's usually every Tuesday. I'm sorry, I got to tap in for my, my, uh, my, uh, my druggies. Yeah, exactly. No, the underground too.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Methods. For the AAA? No, we call our fans the Methods. No, you call them the Methods. So you're going to get some methhead fans tonight. That's the problem. My dad's the guy. I call him the Gumby.
Starting point is 01:01:30 The dad is? Yeah, but that's a crack kid and T. Whoa. In T. Gumpies or gumpies Gmbi squad He's gungby squad? He like lurking in front of poppas and beer
Starting point is 01:01:40 And just like harassed No, no, he just smoked down That's bad My dad isn't lurking for pappas and beer My dad lake you for the crack Exactly Yo, but for real No, yeah, yeah, my dad's a drag out of it
Starting point is 01:01:49 I was a crack baby My mom's a very hard working You're not a crack baby Yeah, if he was a crack kid Then I'm a crack baby Yeah, I got some cousins Crack babies Yeah, but my mom
Starting point is 01:01:57 It only matters If the mom is a crack kid Oh yeah my mom's a very hard work You can't bust a crack Nothing a woman The sperm can have crack residents Residence It's kind of when you're not healthy and a bitch swalloo
Starting point is 01:02:10 It is It tastes like shit I want to know the answer to that though I always was under the impression that the mom had to smoke crap But can you bust a crack nut in there I'm pretty sure my dad hotboxed About them a couple times And I went in there as a care you from me
Starting point is 01:02:21 Piece of shit type shit Did your mom smoke crack? No hell no No Hell no My mom's like super Mexican Like my mom's like Your mom is tight
Starting point is 01:02:29 You're watching your story Yeah my mom's super like They were reacted in music Honestly it was like Cuff Boys, Hispanic version. My mom reacted to some music videos. My mom loved G. Perico but she was like too much ass.
Starting point is 01:02:41 Too much. It was a lot of ass. Did G. Perico got too much ass? No. No, in the video. My mom wasn't like, oh, G. Pricco has a nice ass. Not what my mom said. In the music video, G. Pricco just had an active
Starting point is 01:02:53 ass ratchezed. Imagine Perico got a fake ass. That'd be crazy. Oh, my God. Moving on. Moving on. Shut on my Broadway. He's been to pull up and beach on. But you know, growing up in L.A. You would get beat up for doing drugs, bro.
Starting point is 01:03:06 Like, really? You are. Hell yeah. You would get beat up and doing drugs, right? Oh, like, like, like, I never went through my Zan phase. And I'm usually the-Zan-in-my-body. The Zan phase? Like, like, I never done lean in my life.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Hey, look. You got to do it worse. This is my first tattoo ever. Yeah. See, if you grew up around me, bro, we would have whoops your ass for doing all that shit. I was a lot of horses. He would have turned out better. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Maybe. The only Pills I ever took with, the norcals when I got shot. But, listen. It wasn't like no peer pressure shit because none of my homies was doing drugs. I was just a wild one. And I was like, Zans in my body. But what made you, what, like, led you to that? Like, who did you hang around?
Starting point is 01:03:43 I was so straight edge up until I got kicked out of school in, like, 10th grade. And then that was the first time I smoked weed. And then once I made it to the Hawthorne High School, that's when I started hanging out at the skate park. And that's a bad, that's a bad high school, too. Then that's when I started hanging around all the niggas that the odd future niggas and like Antoine Dixon and all. them niggas. I used to love watching his YouTube performance. That's the first time I did Coke.
Starting point is 01:04:07 First time I smoked a cigarette. First time I drank in high school. Like 11th grade. You want to know why I first did coke? Hot girl told me she wanted to do coke. Exactly. So I went and I had a homie that sold Coke and I had never even thought about buying it before. And I was like, hey, I need some coke.
Starting point is 01:04:21 And he's like, he's like, you're going to be up all night off that shit. And I was like, now I'm doing it tomorrow with this girl. And he was blown away by the idea that I was buying coke for the next day. I've done that plenty of times to. for women. We're buying coke for women. You're drugging them. They asked for it. The law needs to show up and take them away. You never, you never try
Starting point is 01:04:41 to a little snacks. Mexicans do a lot of coke. Because I know I would get addicted to it. I got addicted to person. You know what he's addicted to everything else? I would have never thought like growing up. Like Coke was always like a Paisa drug to me. What does that mean for the audience out there that doesn't speak Mexican? Like Corridos? This is bro. Like if you you didn't make it any better. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Yeah. Like it's a super. Pisa is just like typical. That's like weed to them. Yeah. Now in Coke. Bro, because obviously you're not smoking shit fucked up. You're not, bro, when you get good Coke, that shit will revive me. It's kind of healthy. It's kind of healthy.
Starting point is 01:05:12 I've never done code in my life. I have a couple of acquaintances that. That every once in a while, we get a bonda. We pay $300 an hour. They perform every song I want to listen to that's corrido. And they enjoy life. Hey, listen. Hey.
Starting point is 01:05:29 All my essay homies, they do coke, though. And it's really good at Coke, right? And they love it. And it's really good. He doesn't. Hey, listen, Duno be at the most lit functions with the best food, the thickest Latina. I gotta take you to a Latino man.
Starting point is 01:05:42 No, nigga, fuck him, take me. Fuck. No, you're gonna fucking, You're gonna fucking... You're gonna fucking... Sereneges. Yeah. We got what type of jewelry you be doing?
Starting point is 01:05:51 I don't got no fucking tracks. You got some white power tattoos, I'm convinced. What? That's some Nazi shit. Bro, you have some crazy tattoos. I do. Look, look, this one is a skeleton hand holding a bag of coke. bag of coke. You are like this is the period of my life that I want to immortalize. I want
Starting point is 01:06:08 to be like remembering my coke days forever. You guys really gonna crush these cookies. Damn. Nicky take one. No no, I'm on a diet. You're not on a diet fool. I got the Detroit D for some reason too. Not a very consistent diet but you know that's just like D. That's my mom's from Detroit this way. Oh okay. Your mom's from Flint. No, my mom is from Flint actually. Really? Yeah, that's actually. I'm going to Michigan on 22nd. For what? You got to go visit Rio? Right now I'm on East Coast tour with a group called LD&E. That's what?
Starting point is 01:06:37 Corrito group. Corrito. What is that? What is that? What is this? What is this? No, not I'm trying to do coke. Dialysis is, hey, you want to go to Dallas?
Starting point is 01:06:46 I'm there this weekend. Oh, I'm going to know. I'm trying to go. I got. Shout to my homie ball with a dirty hairy gun on Dallas. You said, shout of your homey balls? No, my homie name is ball. You said shout out to my homies.
Starting point is 01:06:58 Dallas, I'm there Thursday. Come turn up with me. Wait, where we're, wait, this is a third. Yeah, yeah. I got booked. You can come and we have a club section bottle. I buy the flight tomorrow. We got to go to V-Live, bro.
Starting point is 01:07:08 In Dallas? Yes, because they have fucking fried lobster in the strip club and it's fucking amazing. But if I can't put the lobster tail in the girl's asshole, pour the garlic butter on top and then suck it out. You probably can't put the right price. If you can't do that, then what are we even fucking doing?
Starting point is 01:07:23 You know, like I'm trying to put fish in your butt or else. What am I doing there? What if she's allergic? What if she's allergic to shellfish? That's why you have to ask before you insert the lobster in your ass. Shit, I'm going to eat, just show shrimp. Damn, that's a good idea for a strip club.
Starting point is 01:07:35 It's just a regular strip club, but you can put stuff in the girls' butts. Yeah. And at the table, instead of, like, drinking out wings and drinks and stuff, it's just mad different, like, dick-sized foods. Do you're like a carrot, a cucumber, all different stuff. Sir, sir! Just putting stuff in different butts. That would be, I want to a strip.
Starting point is 01:07:53 I want to. You like that weird food, huh? Balls in my face. Balls in my face. I want to put my face in Dominican Dubs, asshole. Who's Dominican Dosto Duff? Is she that fine? Let me see her.
Starting point is 01:08:04 I'm going to show you. Shout on Ms. Danny. This shit and we're left again. If you're at home, search up these women and follow them and buy their only fans and tell them that we're talking about them. Ms. Danny, I want to fucking go on the day with you. Everybody go to Dominican Dubs, Instagram and fuck her, Ms. Danny.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Miss Danny. Madani. I wanted to have my last name. No. No, yes. She got my last name. Her name is already Danny. If she has my last name, we'll have the same name.
Starting point is 01:08:30 So, Deno. Let's her. Dominican She only has 45K What the fuck are you guys doing She keeps getting deleted That's why Bro these photos look so fake
Starting point is 01:08:40 Why she got the whole vodka bottle In her ass God damn She took your idea already for the clip No Those That's That's all
Starting point is 01:08:48 Why should get the cat involved What the fuck Wait what you mean The cat involved You're a sick person Fucking loser Let me see CMA's gonna get her
Starting point is 01:08:55 Oh my god Damn Laura Lenin never did A sexy photo shoot With the cat And hopefully Laura Never did Oh yeah she is fine
Starting point is 01:09:01 All yeah Nikes be talking about y'all not fucking with the BBW movement. What the fuck? That's not really a BBW, though. That's a lot of ass, man. Your ass doesn't make you a BBW, bro. Yeah. You can't just call every fecker with a BBL a BBW.
Starting point is 01:09:16 First of all, this is not BBL. This is all natural. That waist is looking pretty small, bro. I don't know. Man, look at this shit. That's not. She almost got that donkey cone body. You know, the big girls just get the middle taken out.
Starting point is 01:09:27 That's something I couldn't say. That's something I could not say. That's something you can say that I could not say. Hey, let me roast my baby. You can't say that. If I could bear a woman of color to that video game character, it doesn't seem like I would be having a good weekend.
Starting point is 01:09:37 That's my W. They have my WCW. You feel me where they built like donkey Kong and they take the stomach and everything out and they leave everything else. So the top be big, the bottom be big. They go like AD.
Starting point is 01:09:49 They go like T. Grizzly. What? But he's big in the center. Balls. Balls. Balls. Boss. He's big in the center.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Balls, Wicked, wicked balls in my... Yo, imagine I learned to scratch. Dancing on the sidewalk. Wicked. Mawks in my face. Borgant balls in my face. Wicked. Wicked.
Starting point is 01:10:07 Wicked. Wicked. Wicked. Hey, am I allowed to call myself the W-I-G-G-E-R word? No. No. I can't say that about myself. No. Times have changed. Times have changed.
Starting point is 01:10:18 That's the thing that was normal. I don't know. Wigger. No, you put an ER on it. That's what he said. He said G-G-E-R. If I was going to call myself it, I definitely would not put a A. You definitely put an ER in the back of that shit.
Starting point is 01:10:29 Yeah, the A sounds crazy. Wigga, my wiga. No, but you know, ain't nobody cool? At one point they made a hat that said that W-I-G-G-E-R. And it feels very weird that I'm not allowed to say a word that is referring to my own people. And what happened to it? If I wasn't in his damn office, their observation about it was that from afar, not a lot of people realized that it was a W. Hey, that was something else.
Starting point is 01:10:51 Every, like, offensive word has an ER and then of it, like, beaner. You say it too much. That's the only word that you could think of that you're offended by. I'm not offended by it I'm not gonna leave this conversation If I walked in his damn office And you walked up to Josh If I walked into this office
Starting point is 01:11:09 And you went up to Josh Like what's up my wigger I would take the chain Off my neck Maybe you're right Josh Josh is not that It's funny at the The chat says every front of year he's racist
Starting point is 01:11:20 I've been waiting to get him slipping But did he ask you start that? He says yes he started But she closed she never said that I think him being racist started it personally Yeah honestly That's just my opinion. He said,
Starting point is 01:11:32 yes, he's just, she's making these things up. I was like, what's the other side? Do we have any other? There are Latino as well. Topics.
Starting point is 01:11:40 Do we have any other topics? I don't know. I should have done my own research for this. Jack Harlow's DJ. Yes, bro. Was he indicted or what was the, I think it was just charged with murder because,
Starting point is 01:11:49 okay, this is the gist for people who don't know. Then they say it was like self-defense. Here, this is the gist. So Jack Harlow goes to a club. He's got a bunch of people with him. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
Starting point is 01:11:56 in Louisville. Could we start from the beginning? His DJ caught a previous body. Really? You didn't know that? Let me explain to you, Adam. I got you. Oh, his DJ with the book.
Starting point is 01:12:06 Seterole agent phone. Yeah, no, I'll watch a lot of YouTube. 1090 phone. You're rocking with him. He's rocking with you. He's with the full-fledged phone. Listen, listen. He caught a previous body.
Starting point is 01:12:15 He's definitely the Mexican 1090 Jake. I haven't, I don't even know 1090 Jake is. From the end of sentence, what do you fucking slow? We talk about him a million times. I thought he was somebody else. I've seen his picture. Can I do you guys? Hey, you guys are already.
Starting point is 01:12:28 He is officially out of the culture. You guys are ruining the youth clip right now. Let's stay on, let's stay on subject. All right. So, Jack Carlos DJ caught a previous body at the strip club. He beat it in self-defense, right? Now, it's the Kentucky Derby weekend. However long later, Kentucky Derby weekend.
Starting point is 01:12:45 They're at a party. Jack Harlow's there. A friend of the guy who was murdered sees Jack Harlow's DJ in the club. But it's a woman. It's a woman. She was with a bunch of guys, but apparently she was the only one that was like... Her name was cat, right? And she was very beloved in the school.
Starting point is 01:12:59 out there from what I gather. Like a lot of people really had love for her. Yeah, no, a lot of people were very hurt about this. So she decided, hey, Josh, let me hit that. She decided to be the only one that was going to turn up on this guy. It's like a centimeter roach. Yep. She hits him in the head with a bottle in the club.
Starting point is 01:13:16 And he turns around, fires a shot, and kills her in the club. Insane. I don't know if he knew who hit him. He might have just, like, reacted. I don't know how the gun laws are out there, but he could beat that. That's what I was saying. What if she cracked them? in the head? Like, as you could definitely say...
Starting point is 01:13:31 I think she bust the... Bro, if you think about it, he could be like, yeah, she tried to stymie with a bottle. Yes. You can hit somebody in the head with a bottle. Just hitting you in the head, yeah. I got hit in the face with a beer bottle, and it did almost permanent damage to my face.
Starting point is 01:13:43 Fuck, I had a rumble in high school. I got cracked by a bat. Okay. We're talking about it. Guys, guys, guys. Guys, guys, guys, you're committing a real, real, real big sin of podcasting right now. We're trying to talk about somebody else's
Starting point is 01:13:55 very serious situation. And you guys are like, oh, I got hit with a bottle once. Oh, Don't make it about you. Very important thing for podcast. This is just Adam's class of podcasting knowledge. So the question now is, is he going to do fucking life for murder?
Starting point is 01:14:11 Or is he going to get away with his second self-defense? Okay, I'm going to throw this in there is the reason why people are mad at Jack Harlow is because of the fact that Jack Harlow and the fact that this guy was with him is the only reason why he was able to get the glizzy in the club. Because obviously everybody else is getting searched. But if you're Jack Harley and you pull up to the club, they're probably not going to search you, right? and then I'm going to search the people you're with. Yeah, I was going to say, is that really dangerous? You just say that it's the club's fault. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:34 Yeah, because it's the club's fault. It's the club. If I had to guess the family of the dead woman are going to be suing Jack Harlow, the club, the fucking family of the guy. Like, there's a lot of liability that you could imagine. But if he hit somebody in the hill with a bottle, bro, I mean, that's a whole other story. That's what I'm saying. Like, he could have easily thought that he was about to get jumped and killed right there, right? In a club that's darkly lit?
Starting point is 01:14:56 Right. He probably thinks somebody's trying to hurt him. He probably already. seen the smoke of the shit that he already heard. Wait, wait, wait. The last body he caught was in the same city? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. There's a movie.
Starting point is 01:15:06 It's also in Kentucky, yeah. It's like, I'm... But if he beat it for self-defense, that means he obviously, that means that like, whatever the other situation was, it was clear that his life was threatened if he beat the other case. But if you come to the club and you see people that's in there, they homies and you smoke, you already on alert is, it's dim as fuck. It's still illegal to have a gun in the club and shirts.
Starting point is 01:15:28 comes up and hits you with a bottle? I mean, at the same time, like, really, what the fuck is the gun? What is the gun for if you're not going to shoot somebody who hits you with a bottle? Now, I understand it's a bitch, so it's a little different, but, I mean. Oh, come on, don't be disrespectful. She passed away. Okay, it's a woman. So it's a little different.
Starting point is 01:15:42 How's phone making me talk about? I'm sorry. We're not on planet Earth right now. I know. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. No, but also. He's trying to cancel culture of this podcast, right? You see that?
Starting point is 01:15:50 I'm not. I can't let him do it. I'm not. I'm just trying to be respectful. I don't want no Kentucky goons trying to... I don't think it sounded offensive until you pointed out. Okay, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:15:59 I'm sorry. We just call women bitches and stitches like as normal. That's the same part of this podcast. I do half and half. On the minority's interview, he was oscillating between bitches and stitches the whole time. I'm like, is there a pattern here? Like, which he chooses to go with?
Starting point is 01:16:12 That dude just needs to stay away from Kentucky. Yeah, he's bold. He's born for going out and, like, I caught a body like about a week ago. Which is a girl? How do you know so much? Somebody over there? Huh?
Starting point is 01:16:24 The girl that he killed is there somebody in Kentucky? Yeah, she was like, I guess around. People know her for sure. I'd be on YouTube. I'll be watching you. But what you just pointed out to me, right? You just said that she was with niggers of the homie that got killed. Apparently.
Starting point is 01:16:36 Allegedly. Allegedly. So he probably seen the niggas in here. She was probably the most way they won't from all of them. For real. He probably thought that they was going to attack him. As soon as the bottle hit him, he busted shot in the way and accidentally killed the girl. That's how I see it.
Starting point is 01:16:48 Yeah. It's crazy that he took her out in one shot. I'm going to keep with a bug. Like, yeah, I, I, I, I, I'm a. I think he's gonna fuck that situation. Bro, if you crack me in the bottle and I'm with, and I'm like, at my job and I have my shit and I have my shit. I think I'll let him have it too, shit.
Starting point is 01:17:01 You got to. Yeah, bro, because I'm not gonna, it's like, bro, I'm not fin to die with my gun. I'll call my lawyer and see if I could beat the charge. Tell them all the details. You have all the credibility to do it. That's not you know you're right. You got the white friend.
Starting point is 01:17:13 Does your wife? Do you think that would make them less likely to convict me? If I get a murder. It's the same way that you get a same murder? It's the same way that you get a jury in the world is racist. No, not the jury. I'm just saying if I catch a body the same way you catch a body, I'm definitely going to have harsh It's going to be way too different reactions
Starting point is 01:17:27 You've been publicly bragging on songs and in music videos and whatnot about how you're willing to kill someone for your entire life It seems like an easier case to make all the I probably said so much fucked-up shit They could paint a picture of me as being next too Good point though I'm just saying like if I'm the lawyer is pretty easy to make AD look like a crazy-ass killer Yeah, I mean the lyrics like at times and I'm not probably even thinking all the worst ones probably would be pretty
Starting point is 01:17:54 I die for my set, Cahs. Stuff like that. You know what's crazy though? Crypts out was extra hot too. You know what's crazy though? Is ESTG? We were already about to put up
Starting point is 01:18:07 the... Who's that? He's a rapper from Louisville. He's like a super trapping-ass hood rapper that is like cool with Jack Harlow but we had the interview clip already ready to go before that murder happened
Starting point is 01:18:17 that was called ESTG, talks about how the cops in Louisville warned Jack Harlow not to have anything to do with the STG. Now, after seeing this, I'm kind of wondering, like, how does Jack Harlow manipulate and maybe change the way that he behaves going forward? Like, is he going to move around different? Does he not want to be in a dingy-ass club with homies with ratchets and shit?
Starting point is 01:18:39 Jack Harlow is like a nice guy. Yeah, he seemed like he shouldn't have even been in this club, honestly. I mean, at a certain point, everybody who's in Jack Harlow's position where you become huge, You start You gotta take it down You gotta take it down I'm trying to talk Bro
Starting point is 01:18:54 You can't sing over the conno I gotta call follow at some point bro Come on The topic Hey I was rock for too I'll stop listening You're like this
Starting point is 01:19:04 Yo That's a little too much I'm sorry I'm sorry At a certain point If you're Jack Harlow You gotta think about how you're moving
Starting point is 01:19:12 And you gotta maybe not want To move around like that Like most rappers have had that fucking realization At a certain point in their career there's just a certain way you can't move.
Starting point is 01:19:20 I don't know if this is necessarily that to him. Is the club hosting bag worth? I don't even think it was that. I think he just pulled up. Oh, man, that's even worse then. If that happened for free, that's worse. Bro, most of the shit happens at clubs or after clubs, bro. I know, but damn, at least let me be getting paid to be there for.
Starting point is 01:19:35 That's why COVID was boring. Because nobody was running into each other, although, to be fair, a whole shit lot of rabbi's got killed during COVID. COVID was a fucking amazing. That shit was all bad, fool. It was amazing for me. I'm bummed that we can. leave the house again. Too much pressure.
Starting point is 01:19:50 Why do you feel like you have to be out now? I feel like I'm supposed to do shit now. I'm looking at people's stories, seeing them do stuff. I'm like, damn, should I? Can't go to sleep at 10 no more. Yeah, you got to be up. What about all the rappers is going to have to run into each other at a lyrical Lemonade, Summer Smash? And we're like, that's going to be popping. Hey.
Starting point is 01:20:05 You know what? I can't wait for the L.A. show. L.A.'s been awesome. You might want to think. I'm not saying this to denigrate, rolling or Lout or Lyrical Limeon or anything, but if you are particularly worried about your safety, maybe you want let the rap industry sort itself out for a couple of festivals before you start
Starting point is 01:20:21 hitting it. Now, fuck that. You want to talk that gangster shit, you better pull up to your show. We might be ready for some wild shit, man. I don't know. I don't know. I'm excited for L.A. Pull up to L.A. Rolla. I'm a Mexican comedian, so I'm... We might have to have AD smacks some niggas up. No, but AD's butt naked when he had the festival.
Starting point is 01:20:37 He got his bowing on him. What's he going to do? You're going to take karate class before him? I'm not naked. Now, that's not you're in the M.M.A. He's not about when we go. When we go to Lerickin'A. Because you know where going. Was it Chicago? Yes. I got family out there.
Starting point is 01:20:49 I know Chief Keith. Me too, Lil Reese. You're telling me you got to quit on you all the time. Both sides of my family are from Chicago. Yo, I met your mom and your mom was mad light skin. I'm like, oh, maybe he's not lying about having a little bit of white. Yeah, my grandmother wasn't black at all. You claim him being white?
Starting point is 01:21:04 No, I have some white than me. Don't claim that. Pause, boss. So those house phone. She started it last night at the clubs. I don't go to the club. He killed the white horse. I go to Kennedy Warehouses.
Starting point is 01:21:14 That's hard. Yo, when's Ham coming back, bro? I need to pull up to the house. warehouse party took a molly and just that's how he used to dance oh so corny i know david over again that's how he used to dance he's like we do the monster match
Starting point is 01:21:26 he did the monster match this is a nigga pumping iron at the club I'm out yo I that's a good idea club that has weights why niggins no people are gonna fucking die more niggas are gonna hit people
Starting point is 01:21:40 people will die off that somebody get drunk and say hey look at me you imagine you go to the club and you start squatting you start squatting 400, girls are gonna flock to you. That guy can protect me. Sweety as fuck. Yeah, I know, but you're gonna be sweaty in the club anyway, right?
Starting point is 01:21:53 I see your story, you be sweaty, bro. No, I don't. Yeah, da Julio, sweat-trip. He'd be like, yeah, Don Julio. Yeah, Don't Julio. Am I lying? All the pictures he asked from the club?
Starting point is 01:22:09 He's like this. Have pictures. And the cameraman are assosos. They edit it so we could look more sweaty. fucking pieces of shit I'm fucking dead Why is it? Yeah, Don Julio.
Starting point is 01:22:20 Yeah, Dan Julio. Isn't he always getting Don Julio? Yes. Oh my fucking. He ended up in the hospital. Everybody says that. He ended up in the hospital from drinking and he blamed it on energy drinks.
Starting point is 01:22:33 That's how you know he's supposed to shit. Don't know where to fuck the sponsorship. He also killed a dog. It was the Red Bull. It wasn't the 17 shots. He also killed a dog. Yes. Who?
Starting point is 01:22:43 A dog named Bainville. Have you ever had a bagel? Yeah, I'm just kidding. You ever had a bagel? Yeah, well, I'm not, what the fuck for I don't live in their Iran? I don't know. I feel like a lot of Mexican people probably don't eat bacon. You think they wake up and have tortillas in the morning?
Starting point is 01:22:58 I mean, I do it. I mean, I mean, look, is that not true? Sometimes. No, no, no. Every day, every day. My breakfast is, my breakfast is. Do you have one taron with tortilla casofresco in a sosa? Do you just have one taco truck that you just hit like 18 times a week?
Starting point is 01:23:13 No. Do they give you a quantity discount? You pay for like 500 tacos up on Burry Hills? Hey, he's been ahead of the food community on his ass. Oh yeah, shout out to the fucking food community. I feel like the food community needs a white friend who's not scared to crack some jokes, right? No, no, yeah, of course. Come on.
Starting point is 01:23:33 Come on. Look, look. How you're picking about your fucking avocado toast, I'm picking about my fucking tacos. Yo, you remember? Have you had it since? I have, I never had an avocado. I never had avocado toast and he fucking loved it. Avocado toast?
Starting point is 01:23:47 I don't know. That's your fucking gas. Guess what? It's a piece of bread with avocado on it. It's great. Oh, you don't like avocado. Weirdo. You cannot.
Starting point is 01:23:55 I don't like avocado. I don't care. How much dog who did you drink? You don't like avocado? It tastes like baby shit. You definitely never have baby shit. What's your favorite taco spot? Yo, there is one on 5th and May.
Starting point is 01:24:07 No, it's on. It's downtown out of it. He's like, you ever heard Danny Trail? No, no. It's on... Tacos El Gordo? It's on Spring and Maine, I think. Spring and Maine, go cross.
Starting point is 01:24:16 That's the one I used to fuck with all the time. All right, sick. No. I'm so bad at knowing the locations. Six and spring. You want to know what's the... It's by the doggie center. The, what's it called?
Starting point is 01:24:24 The dog... No, there's a dog cleaning place downtown. Me and you used to go there all the time on the corner. Yeah. Around the corner from the O'Sho. I forget I had a friend who worked there. I remember I bought Tony like a $50 car collar there one time. It was like leather with spikes on.
Starting point is 01:24:37 At a doggy place? It was dogs and cats. Blass with me. There's a, what's the political? I love that word. A taco truck. It's a taco truck. Not a Mexican truck.
Starting point is 01:24:45 A taco truck. Say, say Mexican. It's cool. It's a Mexican truck. And it's right there in his fucking food. If you want fucking tacos, go to my homie, Taco Mill. You feel me? The black taco man, his shit is fired.
Starting point is 01:24:54 There's another guy you saw for like 10 seconds in the club on time. Oh, my God. Somebody asked me buy you a drink. Hey, D. Real quick. Hey, dude, would you be okay with a Mexican family cooking fried chicken? Hell yeah. The Asians do it?
Starting point is 01:25:06 Yeah. The Asians do it. In Louisiana? Louisiana. Oh, you know what? Oh, you know. All the fides are in the hood cook the Chinese food. The Korean fried chicken in Ketown, Kyle Chong,
Starting point is 01:25:16 stop playing. No, but all the best Louisiana's in the hood are Asian people that own that shit. No, but they also have Korean fried chicken. I've been wanting to chime. He's just, he'd be busy. Nah. Yeah, but that's like, it's all, male. If you go to 7-11 and there's an Indian dude working there,
Starting point is 01:25:31 it's like, trust me, the soda's going to taste the same. Like, the Asian people can cook, Asian people can cook fucking Mexican food exactly the same if they got the right Mexican to teach. them what to do, right? The people at 7-Eleven are not making the 7-E-for-s-you-for-sure have to have. No, they're not. I fucked up as the sounds, you for sure have to have like, yeah, but you have to, my thing about cooking is you have to like to cook.
Starting point is 01:25:51 My thing is you have to put passion to it. If you give me a six-month internship at your taco truck, I don't have a taco truck. I think I can shut my own taco truck and go hard. I think it would be no seasoning in there. Nah, because they could teach me the season, and maybe they come back every month. They come back. They come back. They help me out.
Starting point is 01:26:05 You probably put, like, too, buy them out your torta. And then you steal their ingredient and start a whole franchise. I wish that we had enough time in like Take like the next six months for me to try to like become a good taco truck. Let's do it. It's a show. Look, to let you guys know, my sister cooks bomb food.
Starting point is 01:26:20 She sells bomb food. Your sister? My mom too. Jen? Uh, who? Jen, N-Y-69. No, that's not my sister. She's so hot.
Starting point is 01:26:26 Just because she's Latino. She's not my sister. You think you caught a vibe with her? Yes, she's cool. What that means? I like Snow the product. Her husband. You like Snow the product?
Starting point is 01:26:34 She's gay, too. She's hot, though, still. I don't even see the confusion. I'm fucking young and May. like she got a coochie. That's really. Remember when Young M.A. missed the point. He looked like Young M.A.
Starting point is 01:26:45 Remember young M.A got mad about that? She was very... I mean, I would have been... It's disrespectful, you know? I just couldn't believe that she didn't think that song is great regardless of the fact that it was, like, making fun of her. I mean, that is kind of disrespectful. She paints herself as a real nigga, you know?
Starting point is 01:26:59 Like, that's so disrespectful. So the player in a feminine form is like... You know what else is crazy? The fact that... Okay, like, I love... As she got a cooie, like, there's a doubt? Yeah. Yo, one time I heard SkiMass sing that song
Starting point is 01:27:11 We were in a car going somewhere And that song came on And SkiMass lost his mind Singing every single word And up till that point It was like when it had only been out For like a week or two I didn't realize
Starting point is 01:27:22 It was like one of the greatest rap songs Of all time Pimpin ain't easy by Kodak Like a dyke making bitches can't fuck with me Watching Schemeass bug out to that song Made me appreciate it on totally It's one of the best songs ever made Unbelievable no no But I was saying like you know it's crazy
Starting point is 01:27:36 Like Kill the street, nigga, get a dime. Hold on. I love Kodak, but like, this nigga was tweeting as if, like, he beat that case. Or if, like, he got away Scott Free. Like, nigga, you still. Special agent phone again. Nick, I pay attention.
Starting point is 01:27:52 This shit, this should be on the headlines. God got bangers. Yeah, but, man. He went to his Apple music right now. He was like, Kodak Black. I never heard of him. Fool. Fool.
Starting point is 01:28:03 You're a weird old. Fool. Like, I feel like, I feel like you think I grew up to fucking Maraci's every morning. We got to figure it out. We're just trying to figure out when you're coming from, you know? Look, look, look. I'm not like Chicano. Like, my parents don't have lowriders and, like, walk like this.
Starting point is 01:28:21 No, my parents aren't baisal, fool. They don't know. My mom probably watching it and she doesn't know what the fuck you just said. One, my mom, I think her favorite rapper is Rucci that I bump. That's fine. Rucci? That's fine. Yeah, because she, because.
Starting point is 01:28:34 Shut up to Rucci. He is Mexican too. I'm glad my mom don't know. Y'all Bih Ritchie is. Me and Rucci went the middle school together. Pause. What? There's not a pause.
Starting point is 01:28:44 He went to Hartthor? You could have friends. Carson middle school. That's gay. You can't know a dude from back of the day. No, it's not. Yeah, yeah, but my, yeah, for I don't like. A super pause, he always had long beautiful hair.
Starting point is 01:28:56 Okay, pause. Oh, my God. Is Rucci's hair not beautiful? Come on. I've never looked at Rucci and be like, damn, parro. I never. hair. I don't want to call anything on the
Starting point is 01:29:06 home's body, beautiful, bro. Your eyes are beautiful. Every time I look in them, I get lost. Oh, what the fuck?
Starting point is 01:29:13 You have a daydreams in my eyes? Damn. Oh, that's really, my shiny teeth that's sparkle. That's why you went to my dentist. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:29:20 I told them to make your shit blue. Give him blue teeth. It's a blue little day. Give them blue teeth. It's a blue little beautiful. It's a blue little beautiful world. Wait, I like that one girl because she had red hair.
Starting point is 01:29:34 Who? The girl who was on her last week? Marissa. Yeah, he said she had a fat ass. Why is yes even talking about that? Because I asked if she had.
Starting point is 01:29:42 She needs a stylish. I'm sorry. She needed a stylist. She wasn't even here. She needed a stylus. You don't think the goosebumps shirt was it? It wasn't a good bum shirt because you could rock a flying goose bum shirt.
Starting point is 01:29:54 But she had like red tights and like a blue shirt. But why was the fan saying I wouldn't fucking wear her? I didn't feel like that. No, this is AD on that podcast. Wow. You don't like her? No, it's just that. Because she was so quiet and he had his hands crossed the whole time.
Starting point is 01:30:06 Because she's fucking Mexican, AD? Because they're talking about shit that I don't know nothing about. So it's better for me to just be quiet. I'm talking about you guys on this conversation. No, I'm saying, listen, if I sit there and say some shit, if I talk about something I don't know nothing about, then he's going to say, what are you talking about? You're interrupting, black man.
Starting point is 01:30:24 But you just, you just fucking, nigger? There was so much. I don't say that. There was so much of the podcast that you were just. He's like, learn your place, nigger. You know what it is. You know what it is. He's not obsessed with Joe Button.
Starting point is 01:30:37 No, I haven't. We didn't talk about Joe Button almost at all with her. They were talking about a lot of shit that I knew nothing. Like what? Some shit I don't remember. Can you give us one thing you in here talked about? Safe sex. Oh, he doesn't have got it.
Starting point is 01:30:50 He's got about that. They talked about like the first, the first, the, basically the origin of the Joe Button podcast and hot 9-7 beef and shit like that. I'm a West Coast, nigga. I don't know nothing about that shit like that. Where's Joe Butter from? Jersey. Jersey here. Did we talk about how
Starting point is 01:31:05 fucking New York's little brother? Murder Moog or somebody knocked on his fucking uncle's door and slapped him in the face. I think it was different people. I feel like that. Now there you go again. Somebody gets mad. You can say, why is he mad at me?
Starting point is 01:31:17 You guys laughing about it. This is why. If you were to see like a black, like Joe does not fuck with Vlad evidently, but if you were to see like a Vlad's style interview with, don't even. Like, if you were to see that, there's so much drama from back in the day with Joe
Starting point is 01:31:33 One of the Wu-Tang dudes smacked him that's fucking all this shit with ransom BB made. Somebody for Wu-Tang to actually get Joe to tell you those stories but he's never going to
Starting point is 01:31:42 fucking do it. He doesn't want to talk about that shit. It's so old too. Yo, I wonder how many J.B.P. people we have watching this right now who watch the Joe Bunnan interview
Starting point is 01:31:50 and we're kind of like, oh, maybe I'll check out the No Jumbers show, especially since the Joe Button podcast is not on right now. Can you get me a job? I've been watching the Joe Button podcast. You think you're going to hire me
Starting point is 01:31:57 if I fuck a drink? No. I've been watching the Joe button podcast a lot. I'll watch that too now. You know what? It puts shit in perspective for me because they were like talking about like
Starting point is 01:32:07 you know like basically like you know Roy and Maul leaving and all that shit and like Joe Button was like nigga what other job could you leave for six weeks and then just come back and still have a job and I was like damn because he showed them love so that means that means you still need to show up you leave a six week
Starting point is 01:32:23 Duno is going to be taking a spot. Think about how the fans view this like the fans some significant percentage of them have you know they work at Walgreens Do some crappy entry-level construction job. And to them, they watch us and they think, damn, like, it would be so crazy. Like, the No Jumper podcast, that would be the most lit thing.
Starting point is 01:32:40 If I could be on there, whatever. And then they see Housephone and he can't show up two hours out of the week to have fun talking on the podcast. And they're like, damn, like, damn, I wish I could be in that position. You know what's crazy to me? I'm here for the fans. I feel like we're all the big family, all the listeners, and they fucking depend on us coming here
Starting point is 01:33:01 and having a good time. Laura, shut the hell up. Laura did a flute motion. Don't talk to Laura. What does the flute mean? What the Larry do? Oh, shit. Yo, imagine Laura came over here
Starting point is 01:33:10 and just beat the fuck out of a house owner and she just knows Muay Thai. She told me that was lying about having love for the fans. Like, you think I've been doing this for six years. Laura loves the fan. I definitely think you love the fan. Laura loves no jumper. Facts.
Starting point is 01:33:21 Laura is the most ride or die. If anybody disrespects me, I will tell her to book the interview. She won't even book it. She just ignore me. She just, she like, she like, if somebody hates no. She like hates them.
Starting point is 01:33:32 She was about to beat up lavish D. Wait, no, no, no, no. She wasn't feeling like. Even though, even though Laura made me mad, I gave her props though. When the nigger tried to came in here and you was here, she said, no, you cannot come in. She was talking to him.
Starting point is 01:33:46 I was like, I'm like this. I'm like, I'll be back Tuesday. I'm coming back. I'll be kicking me out forever, Laura. No, no, that was cool, though. That was so cool. She kicked you out. Said out to Laura, man.
Starting point is 01:33:58 But see, you can, like, people like Laura, like, it's like, okay, like, fuck with you you could do that you know what I'm saying anybody else fuck him huh Laura got the swag to do whatever she wants you here it's so cool we talk about Laura all the time and people have like most people have the most they don't really even know what the fuck she looks like I'm I'm gonna say it's just hit the perfect dogs to figure it out no that's cool though because that's the mysterious thing about it you don't know who who's coming
Starting point is 01:34:22 for you who's booking because I feel like if they knew who Laura was they would blowing her DM up all day oh my god they already do that yeah yeah Yeah. Somebody found her. Hey, I was gonna tell you, I was watching Laura Publissus. Fucking, uh, academic stream. Oh my God. And he's, and he, and somebody wrote it, somebody wrote him and said, yeah, AD said he
Starting point is 01:34:40 watched the podcast. And he was like, hey, man, he was like, man, he was like, man, shout out to no jumper, man. I know they some chat niggas. He was like, he's like, it really hurt me when I had to violate house phone. He said house cat at first, but he said, that's guy. Hey, listen, I'm not like, I'm not like, act. Hey, listen, listen, listen.
Starting point is 01:34:56 Oh, you got to fight him now. Listen, listen. Now, you know what it is? You know what it is? I like, you know, like, you for me, like, you do a lot of online shit. Well, look, I'm going to be honest. Well, do know. Everybody.
Starting point is 01:35:09 Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Let me say it. I was trying to say. Coming from a nigger that literally lurched the internet my whole life, I have been watching that nigger for a long time. So even hearing him refer to me in any type of way on a video was so weird because I'm like, what the fuck he's talking about me right now?
Starting point is 01:35:26 And I'm not going to lie, it was a little bit hurt because I like, obviously I'm I'm riding with you and I'm like he's he's coming at the gang crazy so like whatever I just came in around that time too I was like hey AD bro this is what I knew 80 was a solid nigga I was in Alabama 80 called me like look bro like we had a you know he gave me a big guy and Tracy gang in Alabama man just know listen just know I'm glad you guys are back cool I've been watching I've been watching this nigga streams like literally every day this nigga is still I'm going to watch I've been watching this nigga streams like literally every day this nigga is still one of the funniest niggins on the end. He's kind of a fool though. Yeah, he's... You can't take nothing to way for a nigga. He's an entertainer. He's the number one hip-up commentator
Starting point is 01:36:07 who is fully willing to burn his shit out, to be honest. He doesn't hold his tongue on almost anybody. You know what I did? Because I'm definitely going to hold my tongue. I have to interview motherfuckers. You have to see him in the club. You got to put the tongues. He don't go to fuck.
Starting point is 01:36:22 I respect that. You know, that takes a lot. Because I'm really going to get into it with some nils and awesome, like, y'all got to get killed by the chasers one day. No jumper is going to go. So you know what clip is like so crazy to me? It's when they're like interviewing the Migos. And Joe Butter and the Migos are going at it.
Starting point is 01:36:35 And he's still trying to ask his question. I never seen that. He was like, what are you talking about? He was trying to keep a professional. The legendary fucking shit. I never seen it. No, but look, but look like.
Starting point is 01:36:44 You for sure. I may have funny you for bringing up something this is five years old. The fact that he's so relentless on fucking Rory and Ma. Oh my God. Like, I watch pretty much all those streams. They upload new ones every day. And he is on their head every fucking day. He said he's going to do it every day.
Starting point is 01:37:02 Bro, but like we keep saying, you pull up to a nigger crib. But even if he doesn't want to talk about them every day, what is the chat going to say? The chat's going to tell us more about Rory and Moll. So it's just. But he'd be going so indebted. I want to see them meet up and just brawl. They're not going to meet up. That'll be fired, though.
Starting point is 01:37:21 What if, wait, they got fired? My nigger. Versus Rory and Moll. I want to know if they got fired. They're back. They quit and then they came back. There's rumored tension, but... Right, they quit, low budget?
Starting point is 01:37:32 Wait, hold on. Oh, oh, no. Also, did you see that Joe Buddy? They were under fucking pain. What the, what the... I'm new to this fucking... Look, I'm gonna clear this fucking... He's...
Starting point is 01:37:44 He's like, I never watch his Instagram back. He's like, I never watch this Joe Bunny's shit, but I'm gonna tell you what I think. I don't fucking listen. I talk about rap. They're my homies, so I watch death. Exactly. Anybody, I'm not on blogs.
Starting point is 01:37:54 Like, oh my God. Me's gonna fill off the stairs. That's not what the fuck I do. That's one. That's one thing I don't fucking do. Two, I don't know their name. The first Joe buddy thing I ever watched was when he interviewed with a food that beefed with Drake,
Starting point is 01:38:10 party the don't beefing no more? Push her tea. Push a tea. That was a great fucking interview. That was good. You feel me? Like, but you feel me? I'm not in there watching why he left.
Starting point is 01:38:19 Why bro don't like bro what he said about. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck either. I'm just keep it a buck. If I didn't have to do this every week, I would not give a fuck. So to all these.
Starting point is 01:38:28 fans don't get mad, I don't know who was the name again? We don't care. Nobody expected you to know the inside. I'm just saying, I'm a fool. That's the perfect. But see, but that'd be like, that'd be a lot of shit now. I have to make myself, like, learn the shit now because of that. Like what?
Starting point is 01:38:42 Are you paying attention to that you're not even listening to a whole lot of red? I still haven't heard it. If it was called a whole lot of blue, I don't everybody in bed at the time. That's how you know you're not a real rap fan. You can't make 40 minutes to listen to a shitty album just to talk about on the podcast. Don't you fucking. It was a flop. It was not a flop.
Starting point is 01:38:57 I mean, but I listen. 120K. I listen to like... 120K is not a flop. I listen to like underground L.A. rappers and shit. Like, niggas on the scene. That's what I'm listening.
Starting point is 01:39:04 Hey. We talked about that too. You know. Hey. Yeah. I take my shirt off and not a whole stop breathing. Not even his lyric.
Starting point is 01:39:10 But he reinterpreted it. By saying it, by saying it the exact same way he just repeated it more. I'm making it to any other rappers. Wait, what? I'm big like on L.A. rap.
Starting point is 01:39:21 I feel like you only listen like King Lil G. No, that's no. No. You are fucking Frank. Fucking Sinatra? First of all, look, look. Shout out King Lodzian. We're gonna go back to fucking what the fuck I listen to, okay?
Starting point is 01:39:35 Cyprus. You're trying to make. Cyprus, Marino, Big State. Shout out my motherfucker. Cyprus got some fucking banging. Shout out to Christy, man. Just drop the, the Cypress presents Draco, AD, and Big Sad. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:47 Real Sad. People are. I'm trying to doubt. Oh, you probably listen to Big Sad. I do listen to Big Sad. I do. I can call your shit. Look, Mexican, L.A.
Starting point is 01:39:56 Listen to real shit. That's a fact. Bucci, R.J. That's facts. That's Fax. You feel me? A.D. Look, look, everybody
Starting point is 01:40:06 keep in the L.J. What? Here we are. Oh, what? Anybody they got a name L.A., bro. Mexicans, if they don't fuck with you,
Starting point is 01:40:13 you don't got a name. You listen to the Smiths? Who's the Smith? That's my favorite. That's my favorite bands ever. How we go from Rudy? For some reason, the Smiths have like an outsized Mexican fan base.
Starting point is 01:40:24 Like, the Smith will headline like huge Mexican concert. Heaven is, man. Bro, I love the Smiths. If you ever go to a game concert, bro? Love you see nothing but Mexicans. You want to know, you want to know when I grew up to listen to?
Starting point is 01:40:37 The Smiths, the Ramones, the Doris, Pink Floyd, and all that. I love that. My parents are rockers. It's a great music music. I had a Mohawk when I was in the fifth grade. Ice Cube, DJ Quick, exhibit, corrupt. See, see, and my parents were like Chicanos and like gangbangers. I probably wouldn't listen to a lot of like DJ, like, a lot of my homies.
Starting point is 01:40:55 They know Wu-Tang. I'm gonna keep it a book. I don't like Wu-Tang. I didn't listen to Wu-Tang until really the show came out. I listened to Wu-Tang forever today while I was working out. The Drake song?
Starting point is 01:41:04 You were playing for the album? When I watched the Hulu Wu-Tang show, that made me go listen to their shit. I was like, these niggas is hard. Yo, I watched one episode of that shit. That shit is fire.
Starting point is 01:41:14 I'm over shows like that. I feel like I've been watching shows like that my whole life. Bro, the opening scene is fucking Riz is shooting up. Yo, but what's it called? I asked, I asked Ghostface what he thought of that show in private.
Starting point is 01:41:26 and uh what you're gonna get he's he didn't say much and i kind of got i got the vibe that it wasn't his favorite thing on earth i love a show i'm only saying that because it was a couple years ago no but yeah shout out the care bro you should have him on here who the care oh no smith sorry the smiths you should have to smith everybody hates morse because he's like kind of conservative and shit now okay we're talking about music fool that's what i'm saying yeah you get mad at us right you're like you're doing that you do that rapper he beat up his bitch. We're talking about his raps, bro.
Starting point is 01:41:59 That don't really happen in my message. That's a great perspective. Shout out the Smiths. Wait, wait. So, Morrissey was the lead singer of the Smiths and then made his own thing. Yeah, I think it's not even the Smiths now. It's just Morrissey, right? Yeah, because honestly, you can't have,
Starting point is 01:42:13 Morsi isn't, he's not good of himself. The Smith is, so he's not like Beyonce to Destiny Child. Yes, he 100% is. The other people in the group are replaceable. No, you never hear somebody go like, oh, yeah, let me, but Morsey. But what do you think that the band is? doing this so special. They're just playing instruments. You could play the backing track and have him go out there and rap.
Starting point is 01:42:30 It's the bond. There ain't no bond. The motherfuckers don't like each other. I assume. That's about, that's like Kevin from Tame Impala, but like he does all the shit by himself. I never heard of Tame Impala, but that's like Kevin from the office. You know, you really never heard of Tain Impala for him? I never heard a song. Shout out. Be honest. To their life, to their left. Never heard that. What? Y'all niggas are asleep on good music.
Starting point is 01:42:53 Hey, we talk about black music on here. I don't know what the fuck of Tame Impala is black. For real? No. You said a tame Impala? You ever heard of Tame Impala? Nope. You ever heard of Tame Impala?
Starting point is 01:43:03 Thank you. You diggers are not culture. That's probably true. No, we're not in the fucking junkie house. No, that's fucking that's shit in old Navy. That's some shit that you've done that about our pitch for it. They got a good pitchfork for it. It's not they.
Starting point is 01:43:16 It's not they. I heard the name at times and I just never looked into it. Pink Floyd is crazy. But this has been happening in my whole life. I used to be meeting girls at the bar in Brooklyn and they're like, oh, oh, do you like the arcade fire? I'm like, what the fuck is that? What is that? Some rock shit I don't know about.
Starting point is 01:43:30 The arcade fire? I never heard them. Yeah. Oh, it's just arcade fire. I was like, the arcade is on fire. That was their old name. I'm like, not the arcade. But I'm like, I don't know. For me to listen to a rock band, they have to be so popular for it to get to the point where I hear about it that it's just don't really happen.
Starting point is 01:43:53 How long? Because the less I know the people. better. No, because I am a one letter, I'm a word that begins with W that I'm not allowed to say. So that's why I don't know about Arcade Fire. Or Wisconsin. You're a Wiggy. Yeah, I'm Wisconsin. Okay. A wiggie is like, a wiki, wiki. A wiki is a black man that's attracted to white girls that say the N-word. That's you. That's you then. I know. You make girls call you that. You can't, you can't get hard unless to call you that. We did not. We did not ever be a black girl? You know, white women tell you there. Yo, you think the people would hate on you
Starting point is 01:44:24 if they found out that that was your fetish to get white girl. Eliza was telling people that that was my fetish. She seems like the type who would do it without even asking. Real quick, real quick. I never been with a black girl. She is coming in ignored over here. She's coming back to town this week.
Starting point is 01:44:38 Yeah, and I think me and Lana put it might get a little. No, stay away. Who's that? Who's that? The girl who got seven nuts to the mouth. All from the sons? Shout out there. You care about girls in the porn industry and think that I'm not going to get in there.
Starting point is 01:44:49 Like, it's not sex. It's work. All right. As long as you don't fucking his daddy, I don't give a fuck. If that's the case, you should have smacked a long time ago. You was around her a lot of times. No, I was not. Did he ever try to fuck?
Starting point is 01:44:59 In a hotel, didn't you? Oh. Hey, hold on real quick. Hey, real quick, now that I'm on no jumper, I've never been with a black girl. Ever? That's not racist. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:45:10 All black girls. We gotta change that, do no. I just don't think, look, look. Oh, no, listen. Well, I haven't even said that they're attractive. You're canceled. I don't think black girls are attracted. No, shit.
Starting point is 01:45:22 No, he's going to say they're not a joke to him. To me. To me. Oh, weirdos. That's why I think I've had such a very few black women in my life. Is this the best don't want nothing to do with me. They don't want the rice dick. No.
Starting point is 01:45:35 The rice dick. You got a torta dick and a fucking cabbage patch dick. Hey, no, no, when I was in St. Martin, that's what the lady said. She said, look, we don't want another rice dick looking at the white guy. That's what she said. What's he doing? You about to show him his cacks. Hey, you got me, though?
Starting point is 01:45:50 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on. Shout on my black woman. All my life, all the homies were always like, oh, the black girls in my neighborhood would fuck with you. I go to their neighborhood
Starting point is 01:45:57 and nobody looking at me twice. That nigga Adam's like, so I fucked a black girl and smelled cocoa butter in my bed after. You don't know? It did. I was sniffing around. You know what I was like that?
Starting point is 01:46:10 The next guy, I'm just sniffing the best. For the Wats was trying to hook me up with his home girl. Order up. Stay away from the Watts girl. And then he was like, the project girl is different. This is like anybody told me.
Starting point is 01:46:20 Oh, crap, cut. You're funny. She's gonna fuck with you, because I wrote that bitch a letter. She never wrote back. You wrote her a letter? You wrote her a letter? You wrote her a letter? You want to know when I felt more pussy than I probably ever felt in my whole live?
Starting point is 01:46:32 Well, that's probably not true. But when I was like 23, I met this girl at a random bar. She's Puerto Rican. She's from the Bronx. And I started kicking when she's coming on my crib in Queens and I'm fucking with her. And one day I was like, yo, I should go to your spot one time. And I'm not thinking about the fact that she lives in the Bronx with her fucking parents. And she told me, she's like, and also, by the way, what the fuck
Starting point is 01:46:51 you guys do it. Put your fucking phones away. You think the people at home want to see you guys looking at your fucking phones? I was, I was looking at you. You got to learn out of podcast. You do this on your podcast? You do this on your podcast? You look at your phone. It's bad business. When we did our interview, you were like Yeah, I had my
Starting point is 01:47:09 questions written on the phone. I was going to know questions on that. I was looking at the topics. Anyway, this Puerto Rican girl That's one thing. This Puerto Rican girl told me I could not go to her neighborhood because her brother was in the blood and they would fuck me up if I even went to the neighborhood. Yeah, you were like. You're right. And I'm fucking the girl.
Starting point is 01:47:25 I'm fucking his sister. And I'm white. He hates that. And I ride bikes. He's going to kill you. Give me your bike, punk. That's what I realized I was not going to be welcome in the Bronx. And so then I broke up with her because I was like, damn, I don't want to feel like a pussy. Huh? Have you been to the Bronx since?
Starting point is 01:47:38 I don't know if I. Yeah, I went to the Bronx, but not anywhere near her fucking projects. Not anywhere near her fucking. I went there to rob bikes, but we didn't go do nothing, you know. Can I be real with you? That's one of the, that's one girl that remember in my life where I really kind of like stop seeing her because her pussy was too loose. Damn.
Starting point is 01:47:57 I couldn't even nut. Puerto Rican pussy. I really couldn't. It was that bad, really? Yeah, I never really had it that bad before where it was like. I've had something that bad that bad though. Yeah, let's fuck up. Like a hot dog in the hallway?
Starting point is 01:48:07 I feel like I don't have that. I haven't had that problem in a long time. Me either. But yo, I kind of come too fast sometimes. So maybe that's what I need in my life. Are you guys chili doggers? That's fire though if you come too fast. That means you got that.
Starting point is 01:48:17 Yeah, then you can see. Got that heat. Now, you need some loose pussy so you can get in there and, Like, you got to go crazy so you're not. Yeah, that's a problem. I'm going to tell my girl to stretch your shit out. Yeah, you got to. I'll just be thinking about doja can.
Starting point is 01:48:27 Put a coffee can in there. I just be thinking about Doja. Hey, baby, I bought you some Pringles. I was wanting to gauge your shit out so I could last longer. Whoa. The podcast is wild. Mom, I know, mom, I know this is why he didn't cross the border, but made it happen. I like hose.
Starting point is 01:48:50 Fudge Willie. I be thinking about that sometimes. Like, I'll be making funny videos and shit. I'd be like, then my mom really crows the border to be like, fuck it. He's going to be a comedian. How many girls have you fucked in the ass, do you know? I like. Mexicans don't do that, I don't think.
Starting point is 01:49:02 Fool, there you go being racist. That's what a consumption. But like a Mexican's doing. You don't do that, right? See? He's not Mexican. Yeah, but I mean, you know, he's on the spectrum. I don't know what I am.
Starting point is 01:49:14 I'm a novice. Confused. Oh, so all of you guys are chili doggers? I'm a lot of you guys. So all of you guys are chili doggers? Not me. Oh, for show. To be real, I ain't done it in over a year, so I feel like I'm retired from anal for now.
Starting point is 01:49:27 I haven't fucked the girl in my ass in a while. I've never ate after for sure. I don't know. I'm kind of scared. Having a kid will have a very serious impact on your sex life. So if you're not ready to jerk off in the shower real quick, then you might not want to have a kid. Nick, why don't you just get in the pussy real quick instead of jerking off in the shower? Because she's busy like 18 hours a day with the kid.
Starting point is 01:49:43 Did she breastfeed? Yes. Okay. Put the baby to sleep and then put your meat in the cheeks. Yeah, but the thing is that. Josh is like, nope. She's been slaving away taking care of the kid for 12 hours. A lot of times they're not in the most sexual mood.
Starting point is 01:49:57 Well, that's why you just bid her over the counter and just spread her ass a little bit. It's a little different. You're really a different part of LA. Yeah. My bitch like that. Hey, you know you mentioned DJ Quaker earlier. I was one of them. Favorite call the rapper one time.
Starting point is 01:50:15 Why did Tupac asked him to pass the binoculars? I don't know. And what was he going to do with the monoculars? Do you think he was like looking at a girl through the window? he was creeping on these I don't know what the fuck you're afraid of him. I listened to me again
Starting point is 01:50:24 I know I listened to all I was on me today for some reason I've been in an old rap mood just listening to all that I'm listening all the albums that I loved when I was like 13 for some reason Hey no condo no I want to say I love If a New Hampshire were you like one of the only ones
Starting point is 01:50:37 A rap fan? Yeah like a super rap fan No I was like normal for all the fucking loser ass White kids to be rap fans to be honest They were losers because they listened to rap No but I mean they're losers Because they're from New Hampshire And they're listening in the fucking Eminem and shit
Starting point is 01:50:51 You better lose yourself. I'm just saying, like, growing up in New Hampshire is kind of weird for me because it's like, it's all other way kids, they all listen to rap, but they all like say the N-word and are like trashy as fuck. And I'm over here like, I have a most deaf album. I'm cool. Like, I'm cooler than y'all. Like, I'm sorry, but I'm just way too woke for y'all.
Starting point is 01:51:09 You like, I listen to fucking gang-star. You seen Brown Sugar? What fuck is that? Oh, my God. Have you ever seen Carmen, the hip-hop, hip-hop. Oh, you have to see that. Carmen? What's brown sugar?
Starting point is 01:51:19 Carmen, the hip-hoppera. I want to know where brown sugar is. That was like a time. Was that on MTV? What's brown sugar, Lori? Wasn't that Beyonce? Yeah. Beyonce was Carmen, huh?
Starting point is 01:51:28 Yeah. Go watch Carmen a hip hopera. It was actually a playoff, I mean a spinoff of the Mexican version, right? You know what I want to watch it? And then they made it into a black hip hop opera. I might watch this tonight because Kevin Samuel said that it was extremely destructive to the black community. Maybe boy. No.
Starting point is 01:51:46 The color purple. What? I never seen it. I don't know anything about it. I never heard of it. But I heard Kevin Samuel was talking about it Like it's the most dangerous movie In the history of the community
Starting point is 01:51:56 So I'm like, I gotta figure out what he's talking about. It is a fucked up movie though I don't know anything about what's it about The color purple Black or Black Crime I've never seen that movie it's bad Oh yeah it's Oprah's in there That shit is fucked up
Starting point is 01:52:08 It's fucked up I don't remember I haven't seen it It's fucking I don't know anything about it But I heard Kevin Samu's it's kind of It's kind of I mean for black people It was basically kind of like self-hate And stereotypes and shit like that Oh shit like super just like
Starting point is 01:52:20 I've never seen colors. Colors is far. Colors is a great movie because it really, I think colors probably like, even though obviously they, they're smarter, they don't put a lot of shit that they weren't supposed to put,
Starting point is 01:52:30 but that was a great movie, bro, Colors. Well, I saw American Me, so. I'm a little bit more time. I watched American Me too. That shit was crazy.
Starting point is 01:52:37 You ever seen American History X? I have. That's a fucking gray movie. Put the, put the, mouth on the curve. That's some shit, bro.
Starting point is 01:52:44 I think everybody in our generation who saw that, that's all I can talk about. Did not forget that. That was the craziest. moment in a movie at that time. Did you ever see the Green Mile? Wait, that's the...
Starting point is 01:52:56 With Tom Hanks? About the... Wait, what was that? With the black guy? No, I'm thinking of the green book. You ever seen... Oh, that's fire too. I just seen that.
Starting point is 01:53:03 Did you like it? Yeah. That was fire. You ever see blood and blood out? That's why I've been... Everybody keeps telling me to review this shit now. That's just on YouTube. Watch it on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:53:12 It's like super similar. It's like the same director. I'm not... I don't know. That's just what people will be telling. Should I watch it, do know? You should watch me be that Loka, which is based in a...
Starting point is 01:53:20 a park. It's a good movie. It's about love in the hood. And a lot of shit. You feel me? Have you ever experienced love in the hood? I have. I've been in love before. And I would have Chola. I can't date Cholas. Why not? Because they probably beef it with the hood I grow up with. You can't do that. When I was watching 60 days in, like, there's one
Starting point is 01:53:36 Mexican dude and he's like, there's a moment where he's acting super tough and like kind of banging on somebody and he goes, straight Cholo, man. And I'm just like, bro, that does not sound like anything I ever heard of Mexican dude said. Like, just going, straight Cholo, homie. And I'm just like, What? That sounded not weird.
Starting point is 01:53:51 I'm not saying gang banking is not real outside of LA, but I think like the LA culture is just different. Like at least for the for like the essays, you feel me, I'm my homie this shit. They always, I never really like heard people use the term Chicano and they were using like crazy in jail. Oh, no, no. Oh, oh, you were watching like that dude Abner? Yes.
Starting point is 01:54:09 Yeah, yeah, yes. That's the dude. A nigga name Abner? Yeah, but he used to be like a crazy Mexican gang member and shit. But then he like kind of became like a straight-laced pastor and a. all that shit. Well, his name is Abner. That's a pastor's name. Housephone, try to stay focused on the conversation and don't, like, do, like, funny jokes to the camera. You like the principal today. I like you. You guys are acting crazy. And it's good. I like,
Starting point is 01:54:32 Mr. Feeney, Mr. Feeney. The point is to stay on top. I just didn't know you. I feel like we haven't ever really had this conversation, but you guys realize that the interrupting on this podcast can be insane. It is crazy. It's just like, sometimes I have to bring it back to center and be like, bro, one person at a time. Like, this is crazy. I was listening to you guys, but also I wasn't, I didn't know the shirt. But the fact that you're clearly not paying attention and just making jokes to the camera is not good for the cohesiveness of the conversation. It seems like an incredibly obvious thing to say.
Starting point is 01:55:02 It's just funny when people like take clips of me doing weird stuff like that and send it to me. I'm sorry. Right, but the point in the podcast is for you to get some social media. Shoutouts. It's about the Convo, dude. Oh, my crap. But you should watch me Vita Loka. It's a good movie, bro.
Starting point is 01:55:17 Okay. It's like a love movie. Wait, wait. My familiar. Oh, me, Famine is a good movie, too. Me. That's a good movie. Hey, Loki Mexicans are kind of like five for five on their movies, huh?
Starting point is 01:55:26 Yeah. They only got five movies. What about Selena? No, no, Coco's my number one, bro. You watching Selena? Selina is classic. I'm not watching the new one, but I watch the J-Lo one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're not watching.
Starting point is 01:55:36 No, Selena is. I remember when I was in Spanish class in seventh grade. Okay, there you go. A bunch of the Puerto Rico's in the class. Bro, they all came in and they played a Selena song, and they all did a little. little dance like coordinated. You do it in Macarena? I'm like, what the fuck of these girls?
Starting point is 01:55:55 I've never seen nothing like this. The nicest body I've ever seen on a movie. Oh, real? You think she had a BBL? I don't think BBL even existed back there. Can we just start talking about our fucking, our one of our ones? And shout out to Corpus Christi, Texas. I have a serious question.
Starting point is 01:56:09 I have a serious question. Take her out of the combo. Okay. Have you ever jerked off thinking about a dead woman? Yeah. Like, like, while she was alive. Oh my God. Is that we?
Starting point is 01:56:19 It's that weird to go to porn hub and search someone that you know is not alive anymore. What's that one porn star that died? I mean, I'm listening to Tupacier. I don't think is that, man. She's still alive. What the fuck? But we're two for two because on last week's podcast? I said that that girl Naomi was dead.
Starting point is 01:56:32 Who's Naomi? I was talking about how there used to be this hot-ass white girl with a huge ass. Where is she? I thought she was dead. Apparently she just doesn't do porn anymore. But Naomi, I said that she died of AIDS and everybody's like, bro, she's still alive. I'm like, damn, I wish I didn't say that. That's fucked up.
Starting point is 01:56:48 Whoever's watching his DM meet her links right now. She was stupid. She had a dumb fatty before they had fake asses. Betty White. Biddy White. What do you mean? Dolly Parton? Don't you jerk off to Dolly Parton got some jugs on her.
Starting point is 01:57:03 I used to jack off to Pamela Anderson's reality show. I used to jerk out to Pamela Anderson's husband. You're looking at Tommy Lee. Wasn't he racist? No, not Pamela Anderson. What's the other one? Carmen Electric? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:57:20 Big Titty, white bitch who was just like blonde and just known for being stupid. Not Pamela Anderson. Oh, uh, fucking, who was this? She was married to the 80-year-old man. She's married to the 90-year-old nigga. Anna Nicole Smith, that's the one that was in the Chuckie movies? I used to jack off to her. That's the one that was a bride of Chuckie?
Starting point is 01:57:38 Reality show. Yes. That's the one of the brother of Chuckie. Yeah, yeah. The bride of Chuck was so fun. I used to find the size about her when I was younger. That was my white queen. I was a white.
Starting point is 01:57:47 Because, okay. That was a white woman's horror for her. You remind me of a nigga from Don't Be a Menace to South Central. I started following this Twitter account that is full of 90s porn stars. Oh my God. I love it. The tits were so different. The fake boobs look crazy.
Starting point is 01:58:05 And you started to realize, it was like very few opportunities for a woman who wanted to just make money from her body. So you see girls doing porn back in the day who just don't look like, like they would be models and shit if they were born, if they were born now. But it was back in the day, so they're just doing anal and shit with Peter North. The good thing about them is that they probably won't be porn since, like, social media is. And so. I know. And it's so cool to know that they moved on with their life and they got this random-ass account just stealing photos of them from the 90s and being like, here, jerk off to this. People jerk off on Twitter.
Starting point is 01:58:34 Do you get road to teeth off porn? There's nothing but porn on Twitter. Yeah, that's why I had to stop waking up in the morning. I'm glad they took my shit away because sometimes waking up in the morning and seeing like a gaped open asshole would come dripping out of it is a little too much. You know, a lot of people don't follow those accounts. I don't even have to follow. Well, I mean, I know a lot of points that, bitch. I was watching this, like, political commentator on Twitch,
Starting point is 01:58:54 and he's scrolling through his Twitter feed on Twitch. Oh, the one guy. I'm thinking, like, why does this seem so crazy to me? And I'm like, oh, right, there's a gaping asshole on my Twitter feed like every other post. I see nothing but just only fan girls on my shit. And what their videos. Some of them are bad bitches.
Starting point is 01:59:08 It's horny. Shut up as daddy. It's two horny if you ask me. Shut up. Shut up, Miss Davey. A lot of them back in a denny. Back in a denny. The nigga said, which one is your favorite baby mama?
Starting point is 01:59:17 That was funny. I didn't answer that. That was hilarious. I just want to know who you're trying to trap them there. That was good. Yeah. Which one is your favorite baby mom? No, no.
Starting point is 01:59:26 Do you have any wild kids out there? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, they're bloods. Do you count an abortion baby mama as an old baby mama? Oh, my God. Like your ex-baby mama? Well, if that's the case. Huh?
Starting point is 01:59:38 Do you count abortion babies as your ex-baby mama? Don't do it, no, no. That's your ex-baby mama at that point. No. If she had the baby, yeah. it's your past tense baby mama okay that's an insane question because obviously if the baby was never born she's not your baby mama but your ex what if the baby was what if the baby was still born and knock on wood and all that but what i'm not in this one what if the baby died during childbirth
Starting point is 02:00:02 is that your baby mama that's a good question that's your baby mama that's your ex baby mama no that's your baby mama for sure yeah because you would go like respectfully you have i have friends that that's happened to and they go they go with their baby mom You know, like the gravesites and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's a whole different story. I'm not laughing at that. You were never prepared for the baby to die.
Starting point is 02:00:24 Yeah, so you was going to love the baby. But what if you weren't prepared for the baby to live? Hey, I have a question. You felt like the baby, baby was born? That's not funny. What do you say? I didn't hear it. I said, I don't like that one.
Starting point is 02:00:35 You said you weren't prepared for the baby to die. I said, what if you were prepared for the baby to live? You're a demon, bro. You need to, I didn't, I'm. You need the much shot right. That's some demon shit, bro. I have a question, I have a question, baby.
Starting point is 02:00:46 minute they were born. Parker. I'm sorry. Nicky, your baby is so alive. What do you mean? I know, but I feel bad for all her little homies that passed away and didn't make it. Oh, y'all niggas. Yeah, I'm not in this way. Yeah, I'm not in this. I'm just...
Starting point is 02:01:00 Sorry, guys. Come on the water? Who I smoke. Roar. Actually, that caprice. Duno. Yo, I'll smoke just always got to take it to a whole new level. I like when I look over there and I can see the chat and
Starting point is 02:01:15 it's mad, it's laughy faces. Yo, we just hit the two-hour mark. Can you put the chat on the screen so we can actually see what these motherfuckers are saying? Let's read what the fuck the chat. I want to actually, like, retort and, like, do battle with these motherfuckers for at least a little bit. Retort to. What white musician are you wearing on your shirt today, Laura? This episode is so bad.
Starting point is 02:01:33 That's the first thing I read. I kept into myself. Whole podcast high on something. Yeah, it's wet. We're smoking wet. This shit is about to start going so much faster once they realize that we're reading it. This is the house phone I enjoy He's different house phone wild
Starting point is 02:01:51 They don't seem offended Little edgy phone It's almost like all the people who follow us Can't possibly get offended by anything Because they're crazy This shit going fast as motherfuck Shout out to a big house phone And the Taurus guy
Starting point is 02:02:02 Do you know it I see house phones creepy as ao Yo it's so fast now I can't read shit All I'm seeing is do know it's a dub there I've seen something about Tame Impala House phones is a wiggie God damn
Starting point is 02:02:13 The heaviest podcast in the world Nah just let it run King A.D. and Duno. I like that, Duno. I bought. We should be a rap group. 1090 phone. Yeah, that was funny.
Starting point is 02:02:22 Federal agent phone. Somebody said I was squirto. Fuck you. Squirto. Squaredo. Squaredo. He's a water type. I got squirto tattered on me.
Starting point is 02:02:30 I'm a Pisces. Bro. It's going so fast. Throw it back. Indeed. Someone said my busy burning. Yo, y'all niggas are turning up right now. Okay, look, let's do this again.
Starting point is 02:02:42 What we did? I was a dick Latina. Yo, we should go sub. No, no, no. Let's do this again like we did on Wednesday. Josh, sub-only Moe, ask some questions right now. Members only?
Starting point is 02:02:51 Members only right now. You can ask us some questions right now. Josh is going to have to figure out how to do that in real time. People call in. They don't know. They don't know. Fuck me. Fuck me.
Starting point is 02:03:01 Fuck me. We didn't let them call in. Adam Baby is cute. A.D. movie reviews. The thing is... Fire. Watch the next one. I did King Kong versus Godzilla.
Starting point is 02:03:10 You always think it's going to be fun to have people be able to call in. But then when they call in, they're just like, hey, man, I love your shit. much. They have nothing to say 99% of the time from my experience. Check, check it out. What? What? What? Adam hates the bay. What the fuck are you talking about?
Starting point is 02:03:25 Interviewing all these bay rappers, all these sack rappers. Suck my fucking ball sack. You said sack and suck my ball sack. Oh yeah, that's confusing. What else? What else they say? Let's go. Suck my sacramento. Oh my God. We said Adam a Klam member, but they didn't spell Klan like the
Starting point is 02:03:41 Klan that they're talking about. Maybe they're looking about. Someone said Household with the fake nor face in the middle of summer. When you become a member, write your question in there. Do you know an I-22 should kiss. You ready? We're not doing that. Ready?
Starting point is 02:03:55 Boom, sub. I don't believe it until I see it. Oh, it stopped. Taco game. Make do no irregular. Fire. Housephone looks like he can't read it. Make do no irregular.
Starting point is 02:04:07 Do know the. Go. There we go. Members only mom. There we go. Make me house phone. Become a member and you guys can ask this question.
Starting point is 02:04:15 Do know the best part of this episode. I fucking knew it. Come on. Yay. Yeah. Viva la Raza. Damn, Kyle. I don't fuck you.
Starting point is 02:04:21 Damn just being Kyle. Viva la Rasa. Michael said I love you, Adam. Do we only have two members? We got to give them like 10 minutes to figure out how to become members. What you do is you do is you go to no jumper on YouTube. Show them how to do it, Josh. On the desktop.
Starting point is 02:04:37 and there will be a fucking window or there's a button that says join or whatever and you can When I see you I'm gonna push your shit bike boy I do We're not giving them much warning right now But I do think that this should become something That we do in the future
Starting point is 02:04:51 It's like stick around at the end of the episode And just have the chat be able to fuck with the scene The origin came from Wednesday Just became a new member Danny Darko, thank you Don't make Duno a member Duno should become part of the show I agree
Starting point is 02:05:05 I fuck on him He said, I'm Mexican. I don't know what the fuck you guys are Dr. Jerome. Listen to Grand Marquis. What the fuck is that? He'll wrap us are wrong. That's one of your Enemigos.
Starting point is 02:05:15 Reping the Rocks are wrong. What the fuck? Wait, do you guys say enemigos? Because it's got the Migos in there? Do they say that? That's me say enemigos. I thought he made that up. Enemigos?
Starting point is 02:05:24 Enemigos. I never heard that before. I thought I was Mexican. Well, you're not from the West Coast. Different. Jay Cole album hype. I'm going to be honest with you. I haven't really been thinking about it.
Starting point is 02:05:33 The interlude song was far as fuck to me. I ain't really been thinking about the J-Cole album, but I am excited, I guess. That 12. Shout-out to new members. Yo, G-G just joined. That's pretty cool. Oh, G-G's a... Shout out to Dita Dream, Go Stream.
Starting point is 02:05:46 I don't know. Gigi is our new member. Shout out to Gigi's from Toronto. Shout out of Gigi Poker. What that mean? Poker site. That I'm not sponsored by, so I probably shouldn't be chatting about. Shout out to Sweaty.
Starting point is 02:05:58 Yo, Rubin said, can you interview Andrew Schultz again? Actually, honestly, I texted Andrew Schultz this morning and was like, yo, when you come in L.A., he said, probably not for a while. but I said, please, let's do a podcast once you get back. Thank you, Arvin Roach. AD was right, MK.K. 2-tun. Yo, look at Harmonious man becoming a member, bro. And sweaty.
Starting point is 02:06:16 Yeah, we got sweaty and it ain't even me. I agree. The hood reviews do have to stay. Yeah, go show me. We'll review some love after this. Hey, Josh, what happened to those music reviews that we did that we filmed? Well, yeah, actually, we have a draft of that, right? I hump the table.
Starting point is 02:06:30 I want to see it. Yeah. I only saw, like, the first two minutes of the draft, but that's coming out soon. I had sex with the table. But it was so many good songs. Yuri's dropping the emoji of Fusi yelling over me. Oh, that's fire.
Starting point is 02:06:41 Did he buy that? I feel like Yuri would buy something like that. They said, Adam ain't never been to Albuquerque if he hasn't heard people say Chicano. Okay, you're right. What the fuck does that have to do with Albuquerque? I drove through Albuquerque before.
Starting point is 02:06:53 That's about it. Thank you, Carl. Oh, they like the editing, so they fuck him with Bosanova. That's good to know. Yeah, shout to Bostonova if you want to do that. Wait, the Kahnman and Godzilla one is fucking fire.
Starting point is 02:07:03 I need to hire Bosanova. Her review movies for the dub. No, it's free. Just watch and support it. For the dub. Doesn't dud just mean W? Look at academics right there. And Yuri is commenting the academics emoji that I forgot that we had.
Starting point is 02:07:17 And the bald, Angry Adam emoji. Why he looked like the Babeba's kid emoji? Have you ever seen Babeba's kids? Hell no. Wow. But I was interviewing somebody the other day who told me that they started rapping because of Baby's kids.
Starting point is 02:07:29 And I acted out. Bebe's kids is a classic role. But I knew that they're, that they like had rapping it. It's like a real like, Hip-hop car too. Yo, look, Jamar just became a new member. Shout out to Jamar. Shout to Jamar.
Starting point is 02:07:39 Shout to Ash X-O. Damn, we got members coming in left and right. This is tight. Jamar's pick your school. Uh-oh. In a yasha u-chacha. No, you cheetah. Nick, that's Naurito.
Starting point is 02:07:50 Adam, please watch Red Bar Radio make fun of Big Might on YouTube. I have seen that before. I didn't bring it up during his interview or anything. Thank you, Gigi. Always. Speaking of that interview. You see, everybody loves the Hood movie.
Starting point is 02:08:00 And shout up the D. D. Will wants a shout out. You didn't believe in me. Someone said, you got to get Aiden Ross on the November show? That would be pretty funny, actually. Hey, somebody said, what we doing? We need Bino for sure.
Starting point is 02:08:09 What we're doing this July 15th. You were sure to celebrate the, the memory of that time. Yeah, that's a good point. Wait, I was saying, speaking of an already told the story about how I hijacked your interview while you were in the bathroom. I appreciated that because I was in the bathroom and you just sort of came in, boom, brand deal. I came in, made it, bro. I'm a, that's a very valuable clip. Yo.
Starting point is 02:08:31 Don't clip that out, please. My child Ortiz is. asking what happened to Robesman, which I guess I'll give a serious answer to. Who is that? Roseman. You have no idea who that even is? He's like a white dude that I used to like have co-hosts on the podcast back in the day. And then like, to be honest, we just stopped doing the podcast together because I just like was getting into just doing it myself or whatever.
Starting point is 02:08:50 The last one we ever did together was Diplo. And then yeah, we never really like did one after that. And to be honest, like, I think he kind of like got too much of a taste of what it was like being famous on the internet. And I think it was kind of. Well, his name was robsman. He wasn't a last one. trying to call attention to himself at all since then on the internet really so I think he
Starting point is 02:09:08 kind of fell back. Thank you, Arick Black. He had to deal with some bullshit of somebody lying about him and trying to make up some shit about him too. And I think that turned him off to the whole internet. That shit turned me off too. They said gotta get lucky on the podcast. I'm he said hell of down. I saw, I was with Tracy literally the other day. He said the same thing.
Starting point is 02:09:24 Tracy want to get on here and lucky. I've just seen Tracy two days ago. He said the same thing. You for sure need a fidacob out of. Shout out the hands. Yo, I don't like fidacups. I like dad hats. If I rock a hat, which I is. Sorry, dad, that's why. Somebody said, Adam, trying to send you some of my brands, clothes.
Starting point is 02:09:39 If you want to send clothes, PL box in the description. I didn't even know that. Hey, shout out to any fans that purchase a pair of high rollers, man. I really appreciate y'all so much. I've been, like, on Instagram.
Starting point is 02:09:52 Yeah, thanks for not bringing my birthday present, like you said. Yeah, that just didn't let me buy one off him right now. Well, bro, I don't, I'm sorry that we're selling out fast and don't have your sizes. I'm sorry. I literally, I text Laura sneakily. I said, what size is Adam?
Starting point is 02:10:04 and what size is AD wear. I went to the warehouse. They ain't got no 13s. I didn't have any 13. I sold them out. I'll make more for you guys. But they said when there was a trap boy Freddie interview? Honestly, I DM'd him like a couple weeks ago
Starting point is 02:10:16 and he did agree to the interview and I think he's been talking to Laura about booking it. Yeah. We jump in house phone next time he knows shows. I'm with it. The problem with that is you can't jump him because he won't. He's not even there. If he's not there, then you can't jump him, right? I mean, it makes sense to me.
Starting point is 02:10:33 Well, we can find him. Who does... That's about the local traphouse. I don't know how we're going to find them. Shut the fuck. Oh, AD and how's something for real? Hold this down, bro. Don't let this guys go.
Starting point is 02:10:45 Bro. I respect that. I love you guys so much. You guys are like my family. I think I'm leaving for the Joe Button podcast. Yo, what? I don't think they want you. Why wouldn't they want me?
Starting point is 02:10:56 You're two L.A. They don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're too L.A. Fuck these. They don't know nothing about gang shit out here, bro. That's kind of fucked up, how they wouldn't take me in any deed to do. If you ever get a chance to link with logg baby money from Detroit? Nah, not shit, I got to turn it to him.
Starting point is 02:11:10 Only thing I seriously want to talk about is Joe Budden beating PC, but you're ignoring subs just like you ignore regular comments. What the fuck are you talking about? What is beating PC? BNPC. Oh, he says beating, though. Yeah, but he meant being because he said that earlier. I mean, yeah, he didn't want to like totally say some crazy-ass shit on the podcast, I guess,
Starting point is 02:11:29 but I didn't really think he was that PC. I mean, he said that people come on here to say crazy shit, so I don't feel like he was He's trying not to say nothing. I mean, he wasn't trying to get caught up and have some big cancel moment all of a sudden, for sure. I don't think so. I don't think he was being, like, crazy with it, though.
Starting point is 02:11:43 Tell AD, sign me to 2CC baby records, huh? I'm getting chains made, man. You got to renounce all your other game memberships. Okay. You got to leave the newsies. Gary Younger is a new member. How do I get my refunds that blue face feature? I hope that ain't you.
Starting point is 02:11:59 You're lucky you didn't catch my brother's fist. Meet me back in Compton, brother. My brother. You're lucky to meet my brother. Yeah. All right, guys, if you want to keep interacting with us like this, then pull up Friday because we'll be streaming your music at noon. It's going to be a fucking blast.
Starting point is 02:12:13 Also, AD's not going to be here, but it'll probably be me, Kiki, Yuri. I'm replacing AD from Friday. I believe it on us. I don't believe that. He's going to be sleeping on the couch like AD. If you want to replace AD, you're going to mostly have to be on the couch. I'm going to go sleep on the couch right now. I'm so tired.
Starting point is 02:12:27 No, Jamar. That is not nice. I don't know if I want to stream right now after this. I'm really tired. I don't blame me. He said he killed a dog similar to my baby. legal story. And just so you guys know that
Starting point is 02:12:36 Push Heistee did not fuck a Trani, that was AD. Huh? Definitely wasn't me. Also, Trani's offensive. My bad. Yeah, that was very offensive. Shout out to the LGBT. Yo, I had Cali muscle on here, and he was saying
Starting point is 02:12:48 Trani left and right. Nigging, we had... Did you really? You edited it out? Well, thanks for that. No. I mean, we had Cali Uchi's... Re-upload.
Starting point is 02:13:00 Re-upload. That's not your place to be fucking editing out. Shit is offensive. That's fucked up. And also, why would you not ask me? Have you done that with anything else? Yeah, that's his shit.
Starting point is 02:13:11 Leave Laura alone! I'm just saying, if Cali Mussel says training, then that's his hill that he wants to die on. And also, spoiler, the trans community, you don't get off. What's Kelly Mussel got to say? Wait, what? House phones slowly transforming into AD.
Starting point is 02:13:24 What does that mean? Yeah. Honestly, I went and got the same exact earrings that AD got. I know. That was weird. No, no, no. Trying to get the team? No, look, we pulled up with the same shoes off.
Starting point is 02:13:34 We got the same. You're getting jerry now? I like it. Hey, wait, first of all, I've been bused down, baby. Well, my bad. I just had to revamp the bus now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Revamped bus down.
Starting point is 02:13:46 Happy birthday, Ash, X-O. Laura High stand up. Laura Hive stand up. Hashtag, leave Laura alone. Yeah, they're getting mad at me forgetting about that, but that's like free speech shit. Like, you got to be able to say what you got to say, well, we can't edit him.
Starting point is 02:13:58 You're Mr. Feeney. If he wants to be. Something would have to be way over the top for me to be like, No, we, oh, Naomi Russell, if you want to jerk off to some classic old school point. Oh, that's who her name was? Ask AD, does he think he has the best verse on the Draco track? Definitely. I've murdered that shit.
Starting point is 02:14:14 But you just have, would you say that about any song you're on? No. If you had a song with Jay-Z, you would... I mean, I'll keep it real. If somebody had better worse than me, they had a better verse than me. Okay. But so you're going to fight Draco for that? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 02:14:25 He didn't even rap when he did a fucking hook. Oh, he did, huh? I got a question for both of y'all. That's fair. If you had a choice between doing this song... Whoa! If you had a choice between doing a song with Rihanna Or fucking
Starting point is 02:14:36 With Rihanna or Send the big Jake call You can't interrupt them every five seconds For everything that's on the screen Rihanna or J. Cole If you had a choice to do a song with them Take one. Neither.
Starting point is 02:14:48 I don't make music. What? Well, Fudge Willie donate. Fudge Willie. Honestly, Rihanna or who? Or J. Cole. Rihanna for sure.
Starting point is 02:14:57 I don't think my type of music that I make in my home would necessarily be deserving of a Rihanna or a Jay Cole future. Because they don't play it at the grove. I don't like this girl, Naomi. What do I have to do to work with y'all? Get popping. Fudge Willie just like Cush. Hey, no, no. Shout to Fudge Willie.
Starting point is 02:15:15 I've got some very disturbing news about Fudge Willie earlier. He plays with his own shit? No, we got to really help him out, man. I heard he's not doing too well. Wow, look at that. Adam. Shout out your sister's new company. That Lakers' ashtray was fired. Josh, what's the ad?
Starting point is 02:15:29 Crafts of life The underscore crafts of life Or some shit I don't fucking know But either way If you want to look in my Go to who I follow And search crafts
Starting point is 02:15:38 Guess who steal DMV? It'll probably pop up Read it all loud Oh hell not her This fucking J-Cat Hey you So you want me to talk shit On No Jumper
Starting point is 02:15:49 Hella T Jelkke Celebrit This bitch is fried I'm gonna get some head This bitch on pills I'm trying to head For interviews
Starting point is 02:15:59 This girl's legitimately handicapped and she Salina Powell brought it through on time. Shout out to the idiot from LA. Do not say her name. I love. I'm not going to say it. I like hoes. Who like what they like and they don't want to wife.
Starting point is 02:16:13 Pistol Peefeep said that he has a, he paid to have a song play on Friday and y'all took my money. Number one, we probably played it and you just didn't see it. Number two, Josh at nojumber.com if you want to inquire about your song. But you really. How much money to do, to review my bed page body rubs? Show of Friday. We're doing nothing right now.
Starting point is 02:16:29 Why are white women with dreads DMM-eming me their booty picks and only fans' links? That's hot. All right, I think we're done here. Shout out to all the members. Yo. Maybe next week we'll do the whole thing
Starting point is 02:16:41 members only chat. Hey, listen. Hey, if I don't come, I mean, if I don't... If I don't stream tonight, can I actually just come with you on Friday because I'm really tired. I actually want to go home.
Starting point is 02:16:51 Yeah, because I might go out of town again. Yeah, I don't think I'm a stream tonight, guys. Are you a coyote or some shit? What you mean? Why are you going out of town so much? You're doing the little shit? I always do that. Will the chat be mad at me if I go home tonight?
Starting point is 02:17:04 It's members only, so we'll probably not even fine. Okay. I'll see you guys on Friday. Shout out to everybody who appreciate. Oh, what? Why did Fudge Willie get evicted? Wow. For playing with his turd?
Starting point is 02:17:15 They found out. We need to sign Fudge Willie to a 360 deal. Are you signed to Push's Inc? What is the? I don't know what's on Push's Inc? What is that? That's YG's like old, like jerk. jerk crew oh that's hot take f third pushes push it i wasn't from push it i'm yo push uh this
Starting point is 02:17:36 jerome dude wants to what group what jerk crew is you from i wasn't from no jerk crew i was a jerk though what crew what crew was you in come on you probably never heard of let me know we was the rude boys oh i knew you had one that's hot they were no jerks crew we were like we're like baby gangsters no a lot of them were jerome what the fuck the questions you want answered bro we don't know what the fuck you're talking about But what is Jerome saying? Jerome just bitching and crying. I'm so glad I don't need this money.
Starting point is 02:18:04 Yo, yeah, Josh, let's smoke a wood. I need to hit a little wood play. Oh, I mean, smoke. Dude, don't want to leave so bad. Smoking a bun right now. Fuck, yeah. I'm going on. Fuck all that.
Starting point is 02:18:13 I appreciate y'all. Thanks, everybody. Thanks, everybody. No jumper.com slash. Oh, are you planning on interviewing any pro skaters to the podcast? I mean, we had a lot of pro skaters, to be honest over the years. If you did Tony Hawk, that would be legendary. That would be legendary.
Starting point is 02:18:25 Oh, my gosh. You did Tony fucking Hawk. No, I'm a stay for the stream, actually. Tony Hawk would be good in the hood, right? Yeah, hell, yeah. Everybody knows Tony Hawking. Everybody's a skater, too. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:18:34 How's fun was a shuffler? Who's that? Poplar. Fuck's a shuffler. Yeah. A shuffler? You don't remember shuffler? He said smoking on Jerome Pack.
Starting point is 02:18:42 Party Rock is in the house tonight. We still don't know what he's even bitching about. You fucking scammed him. That is true. He says, damn, he got evicted, but still has money to donate to the street. Yeah, but I mean, when you think about Fudge Willie, that means he believes in himself.
Starting point is 02:18:57 Fudge Willie is probably. already a member so he don't even have to pay to donate he could just comment the Friday streams though I think he's a member but maybe not so if you remember you don't have to donate this nigga fucking action boss is like a rock star he looks good as fuck no
Starting point is 02:19:12 no huh but yo when you put your arms up you look all out there shit they said Jerome unsubscribe well he said he didn't get evicted because of money okay oh you what the fuck did you do it was definitely for playing with his turds then yeah what do you do
Starting point is 02:19:26 I don't know I honestly don't What does he do? Plays with his turd. Oh, he plays with his turd. Antoine's saying free, free, uh, Arkelly. No, keep that nigga there. Yeah, he got to stay in there. If you were Arkelley's homie from back in the day and he put you in the rap game,
Starting point is 02:19:41 would you still hold him down? I was to listen to his music. I wouldn't hold him down. You wouldn't, like, publicly say, like, that's my boy and shit just because it's too much. This is too much. Yeah, it's true. Or the rap. That's like the worst shit I've ever heard of entertainer do, like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:19:54 I can't stand by that. Would you eat a turd because Arkelly told you said? No, fool I was just checking I wouldn't even I wouldn't know If Rkelly asked you Would you be down to be in his sex coat
Starting point is 02:20:04 And like be tied up in his basement And you get a lot of pussy But then you have to like Make him drink pee and shit That'll be kind of bummer Did I tell you guys about my homegirl Who had to go to the ER? This is the answer of the question
Starting point is 02:20:14 Of Fudge Willie For having hell of people in a one bedroom Did they know that you played With your turd like that? So you act like he had cancer or something I'd say that He's not doing too well It sounds like he's doing fine
Starting point is 02:20:26 You know what people are out Evan Broderson is telling you that if you want to get a tattooed, he'll hook it up. Oh, that's my boy. That's my boy that just did the broken glass with the L.A. Clearly, Devin doesn't understand how close to my bedtime I am right now. He's talking about me. He just did this. That was all right.
Starting point is 02:20:41 And he did the broken glass on my elbow. Wow, that's kind of crazy looking. It's not finished yet, but it's basically almost. Man, tattoo me, man. Well, that's, nigga, fuck the stream. Let's go there right now. Go get some tuts. On our way.
Starting point is 02:20:51 Let's go. Might do it. Hey, everybody. Smoke a blunt. Fuck your sitch. Smok a fun. And watch the Nojamba show Every goddamn Tuesday
Starting point is 02:21:00 I would never miss that episode again. And watch my fucking movie reviews and free CMAX the Loak. I'll never miss an episode ever again. And pull up Friday for the street playing your music sitting on my ass playing bogers my favorite day.
Starting point is 02:21:11 Oh yeah, and watch at the end of the day tomorrow Adam will be here. I'm pulling up. I don't know if he has he's going to be here. It's going to be me and T. It's going to be me and T. And Adam 22. Maybe we can find out the future of you
Starting point is 02:21:22 and having asked you on your protest tomorrow. I think she's gone. And he'll have missed Danny for me. Fudge Willey's putting on a Q&A video? I will watch a Fudge Willie Q&A video.
Starting point is 02:21:31 All right up, hold up. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Bye, y'all.

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