No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 98

Episode Date: June 9, 2021

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You just stick a straw in her asshole and just start sipping. Bro. You ever heard of felching? No. Felching? I think it's when you go inside. I don't want to say anything too explicit, but felching is where you go inside of a person, I think anally, mostly.

And then you put a straw in and you drink it out. What are you drinking? What you mean like ejaculate? What you did inside of. Ugh, that's terrible. That's felching. Who wants to do something like that? I mean, not me.

Freaky-ass nix. is out here. I'm a Felcher. What can I say? I'd be felching. Belcher 22. That's real life, though. Sorry, I needed a little snack.

I'm going to try not to be crunching into the bike. My goal for you on this podcast is for you to somehow make it through two hours without getting high. Without somehow forcing somebody to give you a blunt. Last week, you was done. You were great. Last week, you were great on camera. Then you're like, give me some weed.

Give me some weed. not gonna get hot. It was the fucking edible. You're trying so hard to keep the conversation going at a certain point and you're like blatantly like falling asleep. Dude, it was the strips, bro. It wasn't the regular blunt.

The regular blunt, I'm fine. But you know what that's gonna do to you. You are the influence. I didn't tell you to do it that day. You ain't currency, brother. Currency was pounding the rings. I'm trying to pound your ring, daddy. Oh, no, I'm ready.

No, I'm gonna be real with you. I actually, I did a midday. ring you're you're already ringed I popped the ring before the Iner Banks interview because you was they popped the rhino no no no I was I was so proud of you never did that but I popped the ring I was that I was great it was awesome like his whole fucking career is going crazy he probably has so many stories of just being on set and just like wild shit you know what's funny about him is do you know how I can kind of like interview people on both sides of a beef

and it doesn't seem like anyone really cares that much he has ukulele beef because bro his career started with him like going to hoods and like I mean those dudes are territorial with you like they don't want to know that you're pulling up on the ops if you're with the such and such team no that's true that's a big issue for him that's true which I didn't really think about but is it like that for producers do you think yes you think it's the same way I think he's like that for producers yes for producers bro I know at one point actually you're right actually like especially if they're on the team

and if they got a chain or something like that it's just like oh oh that Because if you're like a TDE producer, like if you're an in-house producer, you might not be a blood, but for certain intensive purposes, might as well be. You are a property of the state. Yeah. But the thing with him is he's pulling up to the block.

So it's not like, he's like at the block party. You know, like, yeah, a producer don't matter if it's just a kid in England who's mailing beats to you. Then they can't really claim you. It is what it is. But when you have fucking somebody who's pulling up to your neighborhood, then all of a sudden.

That's like, you're on the team. That's like my boy Tiesto with like Rucci and them, bro. He literally, he might as well be there from the set. Is there six nine in them? Six and then what do you mean? They're going to like turn out. He's six nine and them. He's infiltrating their organization.

He's going to take them all down. Rucci ain't doing that an illegal. He's on the right side of the show. He's never, never broke a law on his life. Shut out to Rucci. Great guy. And I'm sure everyone around him. He is a great guy.

Nobody's doing anything bad. Shout out to the bloods. Shut out to all the bloods. You don't got to do that. You don't got to do that. I was trying to I went on Instagram Live last night just because I wanted to see if it would work

because I've been trying to fucking get like my Instagram Live like I guess I had enough post deleted that I couldn't even use it for a while and then last night I was like I'm going to try and it worked and I was trying to put Billy Otto against Oji suicide in the chat. Please let is because they were both

they were both independently gang banging in the chat Billy Otto's dropping mad red circles suicides dropping the handicap emoji suicide's not going to play with Billy Idol or anybody. Not Billy Idol. The singer from the 80s. Billy Idle.

Of Trayway. He's like suicide's not going to play with Billy Elish. He's going to fuck around. If O.G. suicide has a beep with Billy Elish, the game done changed. That's a good sign right there. Goodbye, Billy. Nothing is the same. If Billy Hodge had beef with anybody, it would be like front news, like, for every fucking blog.

Little Mosey. what she must have to do so much like self-control to not say like whatever the because like her whole brand like bro if she's if she tweets one opinion think about how fucking over her day is unless it's like the most basic safe opinion even if it's like hey I just woke up still gonna be some crazy you're gonna be like oh well there's a lot of people in other countries who had who didn't get to wake up today Billy because they're Hybernating. And they're never going to be able to wake up, so fuck you.

Okay, a name that you just dropped earlier, dude, we, whatever happened with that? What I dropped? Lil Mosey. Well, it was weird because they announced that, well, A, this is what I've seen in terms of follow-ups. They said that actually Little Mosey didn't know that he was supposed to go to court for that. So that explains why I missed a court date. That explains. But then they came out.

said that oh little mosey has been ordered to stay away from the woman who accused them that's how all it's supposed to be like that though yeah but i mean like i don't know if the news just put it out there as because i'm thinking like why the fuck would he be talking to this person like obviously that's rule number one is if somebody's going to be taking you to court you're not really allowed to communicate with them i'm assuming you was already told that so i don't know if that's like a thing that happened and that's why they put that out there or if the news just saw that and ran with it they always do that you're not supposed to be in contact with or like see the person that is uh accusing you or whatever.

Could fuck the whole case up. You could be like, you can get like an extra tamper in charge or something like that. You know what I think it's pretty cool? I think T-Row likes me now. I thought, I think he liked you before and before any way.

I think we were still beefing even last week. You see I said beforehand, get it? We're texting each other and stuff. Oh my God. You gotta stop, bro. As a white person, I'm very offended by you making fun of his dead arm. Wait, so your

homie that you do the podcast with, I keep seeing people, I saw Duno making fun. It seemed like his hand looks fine to me. Now you can't. If you look at him for a few minutes, you'll like notice that he don't really move his arm. But it's dope though because it's like... That's tight though.

It's cool because AD has someone who has an injury, a disability of some sort. He is able-bodied and he gets to make fun of him. It's called punching down. That's what the woke people would call it. We all punch all of us down. Punch me down all the time. I think he can make fun of you for things,

but you can't make fun of him for things. Why? Because he's your friend now? You have a new black friend. Hey, he has a new black friend. Fuck house phone. Fuck AD. He only likes us for a few months.

But bro, I feel like we're really turning into like the Avengers because now you've got the AD show. You got the fucking. And now it's like we have like a good cast of characters and they all have their different attributes and do no it's fat. And T. And T. And T. And it's just sort of like everybody got their own. I'm white.

Everybody got their own things. You're sort of like a bear and you hibernate and you have a beard and Housephone is addicted to drugs. His shirt says PCP for some reason as if he doesn't want us to think he's on drugs. Is there Jesus on there too? What the fuck is PCP? This is a praise and ape, man. Shout out to my guy, the foundation brand. He also made these babes.

Look. Housephone just always gears the conversation. With my face on the... That's you? That's me with that. It looks like Farrell, but okay. I am forrell. It doesn't look like Ferrell.

It just looks like the... Trevor said looks like Lil Bill. It's just the same, like, cartoon from like the old fucking, remember where like the Clips album cover? Oh, dude. That's like the babe. It's like the babe character. I'm trying to be skateboard P now.

I'm skateboard D. Pause. Pause. Huh? For Monty. No, skateboard D. Monti. Skateboard H.P.

I guess I could just be skateboard P. Your next album? The full Monty. mind blown pink Monty pink cocaine pink pink horses

oh my god you got you got pee pee cocaine in your sights you do a song with her my next album is called horses don't stop they keep going your next album is called Think about all the horses who died

because I did their tranquilizers Did you see that that's an awful lot of ketamine shirt I sent Charles? That was fire at all That shit was hilarious That's awful lot of Parker's birthday the new birthday collab coming soon

I like being the Avengers now we're the Avengers well who would you be though if you was Avengers I don't pay attention to this enough to even know the characters

to be honest you're like Iron Man yeah I'm definitely Iron Man and then you gotta sacrifice yourself for the greater of the company because my soul

has made him steal no it's because you're rich and white and you don't actually have a superpower you're superpowers your superpower you're superpowers

you got money like kind of Batman no he's not black he has a black homie it's Robert Downey well I guess Robert

Robert Johnny Jr. is kind of black. Listen, but you guys... And Chauper of Dunder. Yeah, I know. You guys are... Never mind. You guys are niggers. No, I was just thinking...

Yes. I was trying to think of, like, what superheroes were black? There's black panther. There's a lot of them. Is there? Yes. Who else?

One machine? The new Captain America is black now. Really? Yes. Wow. If you watch a TV show, you would know there. Is that going to be like, when they did the Ghostbusters,

but they came out with all girls and nobody liked it? I've never seen that movie. Do you think people are going to be like, no, Captain America can't be black, or you think people are going to rock with it? No, it makes sense. Like, how it happens. What if they made a Spider-Cuzz movie? They did. It's called Spider-Man, and then a guy started dressing up in the costume

from the movie and then became Spider-Cuzz for no reason. Everybody just accepted, like, oh, this man is Spider-Cuzz now. I wish I got a bit by a Blue Spider. I don't think that superheroes and gang bang it should mix That would be crazy

I think it's funny that he did it But I think like going forward If superheroes were to like form gangs That would probably be bad That's kind of like why I like They are already in gangs That's kind of like why I like the boys Pause

I had to say that Why do you like the boys Because I haven't seen this show Bro how So good I need to tap in AD has a lot of red tattoos

I just notice that It shows good on my skin There's not that many colors That can really show That's cap You can't Bro This is like

Do you have any color See look how the blue Didn't really like Wait wait Wait where's the blue Where's it blue Where's it blue? That don't stick like that

Yeah I feel you I feel like you You should maybe get a redone Even that this is blue too Bro It just looks green Do you have color in your tattoos Like barely

Like Yeah You're a few shades darker Huh I like some orange Yellow shit Up in there That stays

So you can't see none of that Yeah Yeah It ain't stayed a little bit That's some red too I'm feeling like 80 we kind of got the same vibe of tattoos No, we don't

We just black You got a little cell phone I do yeah I want you guys It's a little peep lyric We got I think that if we put you guys In a TikTok house

With a trainer For like a couple months We're training We could have you Yes and that too But we could have you guys Looking like Big old beef cakes for sure

Were you guys Both them to do steroids Because I think We could just turn you guys Into like a wrestling A wrestling team You're looking for a new Path in life

now that you're a single guy, right? I was told not to talk about this on air anymore. Who told you that? I'll tell you later. I want to hear more. You fucked up by talking about it on here at the first time. I said it a couple of times. You said it a couple times?

One of my friends wasn't, he was like, you know, you keep that stuff off of the camera. You don't say things like that. No, you don't project that out into the world. And I was like, all right. I mean, it's hard to just not keep it real in here sometime and just. Well, I was doing it to be like an ad. hello pick me oh yeah definitely remember when that came out

when all of a sudden I think famous Dexon vended it when you would just all of a sudden post a photo yourself on your story or on your feed and just write single people he made that out that's the greatest advertising you can do for like yo my dick is available just post up yourself and write single that's like you're turning your social media

into a dating app when you do that Tinder because you're just telling people like yo DM me tap in my dick is available my Instagram is already a dating app Yeah, you make that perfectly clear. How? Give me some pussy and I'll buy you Balenciagas.

You should put that in your bio. How dare you? You'll get deleted for prostitution. I bought one girl, one pair of Balenciagas that dealt with a lot of my bullshit for years and years and years. You should go get them back. She actually, she should go get them back. I picked her from the airport yesterday. They probably on Poshmark.

That's so old school. Are you from fucking Oklahoma or some shit? You're picking people up at the airport. What happened to Uber? It was the, first of all, have you been to L.A.X recently? What, with the fucking shuttle you have to take to the separate parking lot to get an Uber? It's the worst thing. To be fair, though, once you get to that parking lot and once you get used to this, because

I think I only did it once or twice, but it is kind of smooth because once you get to that parking lot, boom, the Uber's are just coming a mile a minute and you don't usually have to wait that long. Who really wants to get off the plane, walk, take a bus? You know what I heard they did that, though? Because five million fucking Uber's pulling up to LAX every day is not sustainable. No, the taxi, I heard of taxis couldn't sustain anymore because, people are getting too many ubers now the taxis are fucked especially after the pandemic

i just read an article about how in new york city the fucking medallion game bro those things used to be worth a million bucks now they're worth 70k whoa the medallion is like what you need to have to operate a cab oh damn bro you want to know something interesting that is going to happen this weekend in my life for the first time lena is leaving the nest whoa is that why you're coming out this week no that's happening wednesday okay And I'm not, uh, Lina is leaving Friday. For how long?

Till Monday morning. Is she taking the baby? No. So you're going to be watching Parker the whole time by yourself. Parker is going to be being watched by Lina's aunt. I like that you can admit that you're not ready to take care of her by yourself. I'm not even close to ready. I can be fucking kidding.

I can see you just like, here, banana. Banana, banana, banana, banana. I'm like, there's no way to digger from the pool. Hell no. Three days? Okay, let's start with this. All right, so my plan,

Friday morning, I'm going to hang out with Parker at her aunt's house for like four hours in the morning, then I've got to come here and I've got to be on stream for like eight hours, high as fuck.

So, I mean, definitely I can't have the baby for that. The baby's going to be going to sleep before I'm off live stream on Friday. Saturday. Saturday. I'm going to go again to the aunt's house and hang out with the baby for a while.

Because we're really worried about the baby with the separation anxiety because she's not used to being away from Lena at all. And honestly, like at this point, I think around seven months is when the separation anxiety type shit starts setting in where they really start to notice and be upset when you walk out of the room. And I've started to notice it that when I'm walking out the fucking door, all of a sudden she cries and actually gets pissed, which is new. because she wasn't doing that until recently and with Lennon, it's obviously even worse. Yeah, my son, he throws tantrums like that. Yeah. I kind of like it, though.

Yeah, that's kind of important. I'm loved. Makes you feel good that he's suffering? He just makes you feel love. It's like, damn, my son doesn't want me to leave. Your kid won't look at me. I know. He won't make eye contact with me.

Does he like that with you too? No, he looks. He'll look at me. He probably doesn't trust you. Why would he not? Because I spun around in the chair and got him dizzy? I didn't trust you at first. Really?

Yeah. When you first started coming here? You were mysterious. I'm not serious. What am I doing this mysterious? Wait, wait, y'all met at that famous deck shoot,

video shoot or not? It was a greedo video. Yeah, I just saw that y'all, like one of y'all posted that and I was like, wait, I remember when Adam went to go do this. That's where they all met?

That's crazy. That was like two days after X died. For real? Wow. What the fuck? Maybe three or four days, but it was very, very close to an X-Dod.

It was very random. I'm like, that's how I bet. I thought you guys... You come on the podcast, you're yawning your fucking face off. 20 minutes in. What's going on? Grab a fucking reg bowl or something, man. I was trying to get a bang.

He didn't try to hang, though. You can't bring your own caffeine. You have to depend on us. Does anyone have any sort of like... Thames no bandenet or anything? What can we give this guy? I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. Ow, fuck. Yeah, squeeze his arm real hard. I don't know. Can you do that? Oh. Are you ready for this? What?

Pitch of this, mental language. Picture this. I don't know. Him in the club chatting with mall. Oh, yeah. Isn't that crazy? That happened?

I don't know. Describe, set the scene for us. It was at the highlight room last week. Last Wednesday. There's a lot of people up in here and shit. Yeah, but I say, if you guys both were there together, it was probably a lure of people.

It was everybody in there. And so what? This is how I'm picturing it. He's in VIP. You walk up, you're like, oh. No, I'm in VIP. On to the couch.

I'm in VIP as well. I had a cabana. You probably have it in his own section. A cabana? Why you don't act like I ain't out here, Adam? I don't know. You watch my story. Listen, he won't say nothing.

I went to the club. His little head in the thing. When I was going to the club, I was living like a dirt ball. I was fucking slipping the door guy 30 bucks to let me in and shit. I don't know how you're living in there. Who's paying for the cabana? Just watch my story. I don't even, I haven't been to the club.

When I was going to clubs, there was no cabnas. That's cab. I mean, they would have tables and whatnot, but I don't know. I don't even know where the word. Cabanas. Is that one? Abraham Lincoln was alive? It sounds like a Crip version of banana, to be honest with you.

That's what Abraham Lincoln was alive. He said it wasn't no cabanas when he went to the club ever. It definitely was Cabanas back there, man. Crip banana. Anyway. I don't, wait, I don't think that you probably were going to, like, hip-hop nightclubs. Hell, you probably was hitting a lot of bars. Yes.

See? That makes sense. My whole life, I never was delusional enough to think that black women wanted to have sex with me. Why? I just didn't really feel like that's what they... I'm not going to go to these... Why? Why would I be like the one white guy going to this fucking like all black nightclub thing?

You know it's not all black people. I feel like it is. And you know all women love black men as well. So there's a sprinkle of everyone. Everyone, yeah. No, honestly, in retrospect, it sounds like a great idea and I should have been putting myself in those situations more. But I definitely didn't. You're the anomaly.

You can go there and then, hey. How many rap club, like rap hip hop clubs were there even in Boston anyway? I honestly was. And we got it there by the time I was 19. In Nashua? Zero. Not great, probably. Although there were definitely like clubs, but I mean, I think like hell row performance once in a while.

Me, AD, got to go to Nashville, New Hampshire, get a fucking bottle. I can't count on you a cabana. Why not? Nigger, you hits me up every week's sake. Can I come here? I'm like, yeah, come on. Yeah, you're the king of. Anytime you say that you want to do something or that you're going to do something,

that was almost a 100% guarantee that you're not going to do that thing. And here we go. like look like yesterday he's like hey yeah hey what's up with the strip clip I'm like pull up on me oh yeah no way I could have told you I would have bet you $10,000 that he wasn't coming right then but why hit somebody up if you don't plan on going because I want the personal invite he wants to know that he's wanted and he wants to know that

that's an option in case things go awry with whatever what did you do instead of going to strip club I went to the studio okay I was there until 9 a.m that's why I'm tired productive yeah doing what Have you heard this kid named Davis shoddy? No. All right.

I'm not gonna regret saying that. Is he popping? No, I mean, like he's on the way. It's just so different. It's like, you're probably gonna hate it.

You're just letting fucking Pirates booty fly everywhere. Sometimes you got to study this tape. No, please don't. But, no, I made some crazy ass music.

That's what I did. I've been going crazy back in the studio again. I've been like recording like every week. I took like a year off of like recorded music honestly. Right. So I just been. I've been in my studio bag, you know? Album mode.

Literally, I'm letting the beer grow, letting the hair grow. Album mode. Is it hard to not go in the studio and just rap like a flint rapper these days? The temptation's always there, right? That's why when I made this song with David Shardy last night, it was so fucking, like, it's so different from anything that I've ever made, ever, and it just sounds super tight. And I'm like, damn, I mean, this might be my new wave of, uh,

what would it sound like Oliver Tree? Like, what's why Oliver Tree? I don't know, I was just thinking of something random that you don't sound like. What about all of a twist? Fucking like. What about do the twist? What can you do the twist? You know, imagine we all just did the twist right now.

Bro, you know a black guy made that song? Chubby Checker. That's his name? Was that his name? I'm a chubby. I'm a chubby chaser. I got a chubby checker. I got a chubby when I'm playing checkers.

One time I said something about like loving BBWs on here and I got so many messages. Like, thank you so much for like defending us. standing up for us. I'm like, you're welcome, ladies, I'm here. Well, fat ladies, we fucks with you too, right? Yes. Shout out to the fat ladies. Don't call them fat. Big boned women.

Obes. Obesies ladies everywhere. We love you. No. Yeah, they were making it seem like you guys were not down, and I was holding it down for the big women. What, when I was on here? All of us.

You're a liar. Lena is such like a fake plus size model. Why you said that? Because she's not actually like plus size, but she like kind of gets credit because like she's just hanging out like Emily Willis and Riley Reed all the time and shit. Oh, yeah. Riley Reed is like 80 pounds. Yeah. So she's like thick in comparison to those girls, but like in comparison to like an actual plus size model, she has like a tiny waist and shit.

What is considered a plus size model? Look in the mirror. That was a good one. I give you that one. I give you that one. I'll give you that one. give you that one. That one was good.

I don't know, man. They're all out there. I don't know. Honestly, I would love to know what the stipulations are. But, yo, think about that. Damn, that was funny. So my girl is leaving me for the weekend going to Riley Reed's engagement party. Who the fucking gay?

And why aren't you going? How dare you? She's a catch, bro. Why aren't you going? Uh, I don't want you. And I don't know. It's for girls. It's like a bachelorette thing.

Oh, okay. That's all you had to say. I don't want to go. Well, I mean, I don't want to go. We didn't even discuss me going because it's like a Bachelorette party. It's like a bunch of girls. I don't want to be the fucking one dude who's up in there. I think.

Well, you said engage him. But I'm not going to the bachelor party because I don't even know the fucking dude. I'm going to meet him at the wedding. Have you met him before? Oh, he's trying to meet him at the wedding. I'm going to meet him at the wedding. I'm going to get a suit. Wow.

Welcome back to Nordstrom's. Hello, Mr. Granmason. Welcome back to Nordstrom. When I try to have you get a suit jacket, it reminds me of that. Now you have to have to do it. Big, big shout out to everybody who ran up on me at the Americom show and love. You went to the brand?

He was out there? I was at the Nordstroms. I was at the Louis store. I was out there. I love it. Love getting love out there. You can start taking Parker. I don't know if they're doing it

because of COVID now. But usually certain days, they have the big projector and you can watch movies with your kids in the grass at the park. In the grass. You know what? Actually kind of upset me

and maybe you could give me some insight on this. So I'm in line at the Louis store and there's a guy in line and he's wearing a blue hoodie. His whole face is covered in tattoo. tattoos. And he didn't even, he didn't even say anything to me.

What you mean? I just thought that, like, I would at least get a like, yo, what's up? Like I fuck with the movement. Because people with face, you think everybody have face tattoos knows you? Yeah. Out there? And a blue hoodie too. Hey, listen. I'm just, I'm like silently wondering, like, whatever was an orange hoodie? Okay, him not saying anything to me made me feel like he doesn't like me. Because I just feel like I'm kind of like ubiquitous in this world now.

What if he just didn't know me? There might be an over assumption. Wait, I got something crazy for you. He might not know who I was. What if he didn't know who you were? I mean, that's cool, I guess. No, that's how I feel whenever I see any group of like 17-year-old Mexican kids wearing FTP. Oh, they for sure.

They for sure know me. I'm like, why are I saying what's up to me? What's going on here? What, you don't like me? I feel like that sometimes too, for sure. Like sometimes I'll be at a skate park And I'll just like Like none of the kids will ask me for a photo or nothing

I'll just be thinking like damn Were you all talking about me before I got her You don't like me? They had like a council meeting That's how presumptuous I am about like my own fame As I just assume everyone's gonna know who I am at this point What a douchebag huh That's like when we went with the minorities

And them kids was like There's like these little 12, 13 year old kids I'm like fuck you Adam And I'm just sitting there looking like what? Yeah, we're like, they were trolling? You're too little to get beat up. I know. I didn't even know that you noticed that when that happened. I noticed everything.

We were on the fucking pier with the minorities and we're like, whatever, like, taking photos with these fucking kids or whatever. And then I hear in the background like, Adam sucks dick or some shit. I'm like, fuck you, Adam. And I fucking like kind of turn around and like realize it's this fucking group of like young-ass kids. and in my head I sort of go through a few options like do I go beat up

these children? No. That's the furthest thing and I'm like no I guess that's not what you do here I guess the play is to just not do anything but then as soon as we get done taking these photos me and AD are like it's like oh you have to go meet up the minority so we have to go walking up the pier

the exact same way that these kids are going so these fucking children are looking back at us a little bit like sort of like thinking that me and AD are about to do something and I'm just thinking to my head I'm like this is awkward I didn't even say anything the idea about the fact that I overheard it because I'm like I'm not going to do anything so what the fuck can they saying it a lot like they were saying it not it was like one of those things you like sort of say it under your breath like like as if I'm not going to be able to tell where it's coming from but then we awkwardly end up walking to the same fucking place and it looked like we're following them

so they got their phones out like this as if they're like yeah like you try to beat me up today motherfucker you're going on world star but it was weird because I also felt like I kind of feel like a bitch because I'm not going to say anything to these fucking kids. But what am I going to say to him? There's nothing good that I could say to him. And if any, if me saying anything to them was caught on camera, I'm going to look like a fucking psycho. He said, your mom's a hoe. Yeah, like that kind of thing.

Like if I were to say that, that would be real weird. You would go viral in a bad way. And I'm just thinking, I'm in my head. I'm like, I have no good option here. Like, this is so. You got to keep young niggas with you to beat up other young niggas. Bro, these kids is like 13, bro. I think you're exaggerating.

I think they could have even been like 18. Laura, you want to keep the kids to fight each other? Well, if they were 18, you could have checked some ID first and then beat their ass. Let me see that idea. You know, it's illegal to beat someone up even if they're over 18. Really? Well, it's like less illegal, probably, but, you know, it's more legal. You're not going to get as many charges, maybe.

Wait, where's the place Josh told me that you can fight? Yeah, just go to Seattle. Mutual combat law. Oh, we need that in L.A. Seattle is fucking wild. What? We need mutual. combat in LA and mortal combat really

Wait wait, wait Shout to Fusi, finish him Wait, so what's mutual combat Like, okay, like if I'll walk up to you and just start beating your ass No, we have to agree on it. No, I'm like this, I challenge you to a duel. And then niggas just start fighting and that's it? Like Pokemon.

And that's allowed, which I think is pretty cool. That's fucking tight. I'm not gonna lie to you. But then what if I start getting my ass beat? I'm like, this is not mutual. This is not mutual. It's not mutual anymore. I do not agree. I tap, I tap. Does there have to be a ref? Because that's one weird thing about, like,

one of the main reasons that you'll see somebody back out of a fight is, bro, I'm on probation. I ain't going to let you get me in trouble. You're going to get out of the street. That shit is all of a sudden gone. You can't use that as an excuse because it's like, no, there's a mutual combat. Cops can't do nothing about it.

Like, remember when the Milk 7-Foe and Pino fight was supposed to happen and fucking Pino's post. set up in the boxing gym waiting for him? I think like the boxing gym is where mutual combat exists. Right. I get that. But at least the boxing gym like insures a fair fight to a certain extent, right?

No, niggas said he had brass knuckles, I think. We don't need to have one. Well, that's what he did, Jay. But like, the thing is, it's like okay, if you, if you guys are saying that you guys are street niggas, right? Well, not niggas. We're street people. Neither one.

Street people. If you're street people, you're not going to no boxing ring. You guys can pull up on each other, beat this job of each other. Mutual combat. Shake hands and keep it pushing. Yeah. But LA doesn't have mutual combat laws. So the cops could still pull up, throw you both in jail.

You're going to say, bro, there's mutual combat. And they're going to say, fuck you. We don't have that. They're going to be, what the fuck are you talking about? And that's it. Let's go to Seattle. Let's really be the Avengers. Just challenge you.

Go up there just to catch some fades. Yeah. We can just do it here and be Loki. about it. We'll bring Veil. Y'all know who's damn. Vell's knocking shit out in the mutual combat ring. Kee-Kee too. All Vell wants out of life is a fade.

Like, like, guaranteed that Vell, like, has spent way more time thinking about every time he knocks someone out than he's thought about, like, every chicky bagged. I swear to God,

we went running one time, and that's all we talked about. You're like, ass out. I'd be knocking niggins out. I'd be like, bro, I'd knock-nickers out, too. We just didn't go back and four. Yeah, knock-nickers out. If you get Vell talking about people,

he's beat up. up, he's just never going to stop talking. He's got tales for days. He's going to just randomly remember different ones. Hey. I love that. Highlighting. I love the energy. He's out here living like mutual combat is a thing

in L.A., and it's not. He is. He pulled over on the side of the road to fight a fucking steroid guy. I was like, who's a Roy? What do you mean? From the office? He just started arguing with some fucking random ass white guy on the highway. They pull off of an exit, pull over to some neighborhood, and all of a sudden, they'll

who is wearing a tank top and a du rag is fighting some big ass white guy who, from my perspective, was definitely on steroids. And Vell's girl is in the car filming this. And the video didn't really even get posted anywhere because Vell did get knocked on his ass at one point during this fight. I don't think he was too proud of his... I don't understand what possesses you to get off to freeway

for mutual combat. which is not a thing in L.A. Wait, speaking of crazy show in the freeway, you all saw that this six-year-old kid that got fucking shot over some road rage. Apparently, the mom was driving the car. We got a lot of notes right now.

The mom was driving the car, she cut the guy off or something like that, flaked them off. Yep. And then the girl and the boyfriend that was in the other car, the boyfriend just let off one shot. The guy's name. is Marcus Anthony

Erez and the girl's name is Wynne Lee. She was Asian which I don't know what that might have played into this What's happened to do anything? They might have been involved to some extent. But yeah basically they're driving. Lady cuts them off gives him the finger. He pulls out the

blammy shoots at the fucking car hits the six year old kid who's in the car kills him. What the fuck are you thinking? I have so many questions namely like when you look at the photo and you're looking at this girl. They don't even... So she was just never going to say

anything. Did she think this was cool? Like, where is she at in her life that this was acceptable behavior for this dude who pulled out the blame? She probably was thinking that he didn't try to do it so she was protecting them that way. But that's just, bro, you know what's crazy is that

I've heard about stories like this before over road rage, bro. It's like, it's retarded. Shooting at a random car. Like, what, you want to kill her? Like, you're that mad? getting cut off like how bad this is like a level of road rage that i don't think i've ever even heard of before i really hope that this guy goes to prison and not like a kind of cool prison but like a really really mean prison where they like pound you in the ass on the first day yeah

yeah that i wouldn't normally wish that upon anyone but just picture this random mom who had a six-year-old she was driving she was driving him to kindergarten it was like in the morning. Bro. Wow. Did you see his mug shot too? He looked like he was fucking tweaked out of his mind. We have to know someone who knows this dude.

Why? I don't know. I don't want to know anyone that knows. That's the thing that freaked me out about those. Like, I mean, he's not like so outside of, I mean,

we just probably know people who know him. It's fucking 30 minutes from here. Orange County. Yeah. That's so nice in Orange County. But you know what? It's stuff like that, bro. Like,

you see mug shots like that, I swear to God, I always think, even when I'm in the movie theaters, bro, I'd be like, somebody can have something in here. No, literally. Like, for real, for real. It's like, I always think like that at certain places I go to now. Like, somebody can snap and just try to take everybody out right now. I think like that literally every time I go in public now. That somebody might do a mass shooting?

In public? Anytime I'm in the mall. Anytime. I think about that all the time now. A lot of the malls, too, they got fucking a metal detectors and shit. Like in Atlanta, metal detectors all through that. wild fuck. Through the mall. Yes. In the Linux Square. I mean, shit.

It makes sense to me. I was at this like open like open air like bar thing the other night and I was thinking I was just thinking there. Thinking about spraying it up. No, I was like eating my chicken wings chilling. I'm just like what if somebody just decided to just be like fuck everybody in here and just start

shooting this shit up? I think about shit like that all the time because people are fucking nuts out here. You really don't know. You got to be careful. Don't shoot at anyone on the highway. I guess that's one of the main points I want to get across here. Man, like, I'm a crazy-ass driver. I'll be cutting niggas off all day long. Me too.

I'm like, fuck, dude. Is it that big of a deal you want to fucking shoot at somebody? Maybe he didn't mean, let me play devil's advocate. Maybe he didn't obviously mean to kill the little kid but like you can't control. Probably didn't know there was a kid in the car, but

what the fuck is wrong with you regardless? What part of society we live in where you just shoot at somebody cutting you off, bro? That's your name right. Some sick shit. I just want to know what the fuck that girl's role in all this was. And was she planning on just never saying anything? Like, we're out of die. What kind of chick is this?

Bonnie and Clyde. You think that they were off meth? They were for sure. One thousand percent on meth. I bet my entire life savings on it. They're on meth one billion percent. I'm going to trust the drug doctor. I'm going to trust the judge.

He's never done meth. Well, actually, probably has. On accident. Not the way I did. You had it, too? yeah for sure wow I did a fat ass bump of it my whole everything start burning

I'm like ah what the fuck that T-Rell was pressing my line about fucking doing meth the other day on your pod Hey you have fun on the pod though Oh yeah how was that how was that It was funny It's cool I felt cool He broke all his podcast rules

The minorities let me hang out with him I thought that was nice What are your podcast rules So he was he got on his phone He was eating Listen I got a phone call from the guy Who was washing my car outside He called me I had to pick it up

matter. To tell Josh, doesn't matter. You got to go get the car for me. Not important. Then he had some ships. Then he came in with a bowl of pasta. He was playing poker.

Pasta game. I was wondering why you guys weren't eating the pasta. I thought that the whole point was that. Because we're trying to be professional. But I thought the whole idea was that you had someone come and they bring food and then you eat the food on the podcast. No, we eat the food after. The food is the celebration after the podcast.

But let me just say that I did. Shut up Pasta game. I had a great time and I felt like it was, it was a good time getting to be unprofessional on the podcast. So you know how we feel every week now? Yeah, exactly. I felt like I got to be more like you guys.

So basically he just disrespects the black podcast. Ooh. Comes on and be his unprofessional. Wow. Fuck you guys. How is it the black podcast when you got Duno on that? That's why we said.

We're not black, no jumper no more. We're a mixed no jumper. No. Bipak. You're Bipok, no jump. What? Huh? B-I-P-O-C.

What is that? Black, indigenous, and people of color. That's what the real... That's what the truly woke people say now. No. I was like, I'm down for bi-ball. But you are kind of like a bisexual Tupac, so that works too. But...

He didn't want to get the nose ring, not me. Oh, that's a good point. Wait a minute. He's trying to change things. Oh, my God. I used to have a nose ring, too, back in the day. Yeah, I started doing too much coke, though. That's what I was thinking.

That's not a good thing for you to have. You should go strivel up the more, you snort? What happens? Oh, my God. No, actually, it was fine. I just took it out. I don't know. I had it for a long time.

Yeah. Do you have it on the gay side or the straight side? Is there a gay side with the nose? Yeah, this is a straight side. Okay. Was that your first go, or did you have it on the gay side first? No, bro. I did you ever have one?

How many times did you get it repierce? I didn't. Bro, I had to get my shit repierce like five different times. Let me tell you why I would get it to repris too. It would come out and all types of shit. Bro, when I got this shit done, I didn't want to have the regular nose ring in there. So they have to put the needle in there

and the needle got stuck in my fucking nose. So I'm in there like, ah, ah, ah, I'm like, this shit wasn't worth it. I would never do. Dude, like, with the gun, it's cool. I would never do the regular thing. Bro, worse it ever. How do you feel about the fact that I'm now finally

A&R in your career? And we have a studio session on Wednesday. Tomorrow was Wednesday, Adam. Yeah. I'm so high. I was so high off that edible that I was about to text doggy style and be like,

yo, you go to meet up tonight and stuff? And then I would have, and he would have been like, I thought it was Wednesday. And I would have to be like, my bad, I'm fucking high as hell. And I just completely didn't know a day. Are you going to his studio finally? Yes. Finally. Are you going to go?

Let's go. It's crazy. The house phone came there before you did. Josh came here. Bet $10,000 on that one, buddy. I don't go out at night a lot. I know. You don't answer your phone pass.

We know this. Yes. A lot of people in my life don't like that. Sometimes sometimes we'd be having a group chat. popping at like 1 a.m. And I'd be like, okay, we live. But that's different than picking up a FaceTime because I definitely ain't doing that.

I like you're just fighting crime. I can talk to you in the morning. You call me on FaceTime. You're screaming into the phone. There's a Tray songs, blasting in the fucking background. And I'm like sitting on the couch off a fucking edible,

smoking a blunt, watching a poker video. And I'm just like, bro, do I really want to fucking deal with this energy? Yes, bro. I'm not going to lie to easy. I'm your spirit animal. Oh, that's racist.

The beer. No, it's not. I think some people might say it was. No, against Native Americans. Oh, okay, okay. You're not supposed to say things are your spirit animal, even though that is so fucking stupid. How about I say since when?

Yeah. You guys, this is what I want to do. Also, how's the phone? Stop yawning. Bring your fucking red ball next time. I'm sorry. Bring a fucking red ball. Come on Wednesday.

You're going to yon. We didn't even finish talking about you and mall. It wasn't much to talk about. We just talked to each other and kept pushing. Yeah? Yeah. Did you say you should come on no jumper? No.

He said we talk about him, but he said he was just joking. You're not thinking like a podcaster yet. As a podcaster, everyone you meet is a potential clout up. But I thought we was going the route that we don't want too many people on my podcast anymore. Yeah, but now you can say, oh, you can go on Adams podcast. You interview at Maul is like when I interview Joe Budder, which is like the top of the fucking heap for me. Well, let me every role. He's like top co-host.

No, he's, no, he's. I think he's leading. I think he's leading his own podcast now. Yes. But for you? and now he's leading his own podcast just like you have at the end of the day so you are kind of like co-host turned

but you're still doing it under the no jumper umbrella obviously they had to leave the JPP but I just feel like the idea of seeing you I'm going to complex if I saw you and Maul having a conversation I would lose my mind I would think it was the fucking funniest collab ever do you talk to him? No why

damn y'all didn't see him I seen him but I was we was all other places and shit I'm not fucking with Rory but you fucking with Molli I don't know cause because you want to smoke on him because you're such a big act fan. What? Who I smoke. You said that so many times.

It was funny. Maybe that's why he didn't come dab you up in the club because he's on his push-ishy shit. I heard you're smoking on me. Oh, my God. He's on some get it back in blood shit with you. Well, I'm the wrong person to get it back in blood, bro. Yuri got it on fire. I don't think no one wants a podcast beep with me.

I'm going to leave it there. Yeri got his own fire. I don't need security in the club. See, Yeri freaks me out. Yuri might say, Here's my guy. I love him. Yeah.

I love Yuri, but he might snap one day and kill him. If somebody would snap, though, it would probably be house phone. Me? Why? Meth over this. Hey, I think so. I want to snap and kill anybody, though. I don't think he would kill anybody, but I think you'd be like,

I hate no jumper. I'm about to kill myself in front of them. The whole audience. You're deranged. Let me bring up something that's an actual topic. That was crazy. We have a new couple, it appears. Oh, can I guess?

Two young heartthrobs who are apparently in love, it would seem, at least for a little bit. Pressa and Coy Luray. I honestly think that this could be really big for introducing Pressa to more Americans. The same way that Trippy was a lot of people's introduction to Coy Leray. A lot of people now might be checking for Presa, who, to be honest, is just insanely good. Superfile. And, like, way too talented to be, like, again. ignored like the way that he kind of is by the American fans.

Especially like I just feel like his music like that attachment song that she actually she got on the remix up, which apparently, damn, that's actually really interesting because when I saw that video, I kind of felt like she wasn't in the video that much and that it sort of felt like this was like a coil array feature that involved her like pulling up to the video set for like an hour.

And then she dipped off, yeah. But now it was. Maybe that's how they meant. It probably was. It appears that they're making hanky-panky. I heard him on a Draco's project. That was my first time introduced him.

Really? Yeah. I got turned on to him years and years ago by DJ Carnage. And he caught a body, allegedly. Did he or was it? Detective Fault? Thank you. The real stories.

I'll be watching like Toronto six, six. I think now you watch so many of these hip-hop YouTube videos. That's probably your whole algorithm now. I swear to the fucking guy. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're right. I am a detective now. Oh, God.

I mean, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? No. He's going to kill Trippy Red. No. Benzino, though. Oh. Benzino don't need the Toronto savages pulling up to his door. If you watch the fucking trap geek video about them and shit, it could get ugly.

If you tap into the streets of Toronto is fucking nuts, bro. Right now, there is a vein standing out on Benzino's forehead as he listens to this because he's pissed at the idea. Do you think he really, like, I feel like he's at the point where he can. not give a fuck about what she does on social media and shit because she's going to do whatever. I think Benzino cares about everything. I think Benzino cares about every comment that's ever been left about him.

I think so. God, damn. It doesn't seem like he's really gotten like the thick skin over the years. You got to think about it too. Like, he would purposely all his enemies, he would make the sorts give them like bad reviews on their albums and shit like that. Like for real, for real?

Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah. So he probably does care. What if Eminem comes out and does like a coil of Ray dance? Why would that happen? Here you have problems with Bizzino. Of course, but then Corlore has nothing to do with Benzino.

She doesn't want anything to do with him. That's his daughter. It's just a casualty at war. I mean, if this was like 20 years ago and they were still actively beefing, yeah, maybe I'm going to hear it. He was talking about Haley. That's what I'm saying.

I need an M&M Coilerae does. No. I'm feeling your jive. No disrespect. Your vibes. Can you say jive? I'm feeling your PCP. I forgot that this...

And I'm about to get a gallon of water. What was that from? Dada kiss. Grow up. Grow up. I don't know. It's 2021. I'm going to be honest, though, when I first saw the video of Pressa and Coraloreg cuddled up,

you know what the words that literally came out of my mouthware? What? Is that a dyke? Hottest lesbian couple ever. Yeah. I forgot it was Pressa for a second. No disrespect. Honestly, I kind of forgot because they just looked so pretty together.

Pause. Again, I love Presser's. music. I think he's great. And I like Corle-Rae a lot. I honestly thought it was her and her Dyke homegirl at first. And then I was like, wait, hold on. Actually, that's Presser. Or like the first two seconds. Maybe this would be people like finally realizing what a good-looking person, Presid is. Pause.

I'm not scared to say that. I'm not scared to say he has great, great braids. Good corn rolls. That's real. I'm going to get braided up for the summer. That coil array, she likes a thug. She likes a bad boy. That coil array, she likes a thug.

I was going to. to question his stugness but then I would have completely contradicted what I just said five seconds ago. Exactly. I think I think Coil-Leret likes somebody who's seen some shit from what I could tell. What happened

with her in blueface? I was just going to say that like that was like what a one date thing? They went to Rosco's together and then we never heard anything about it. Maybe a Christian Christian Rock socked her up or something. Well they were like supposed to be cool at one point I think Christian Rock.

What did they did a collab together? That would Her and Corolla, right? Yeah. Well, what about Slick Woods trying to fight Christian Rock? And I asked her, the Slick Woods interview just came out, and I asked her about that, and she wouldn't tell me shit. I fuck with her. She's tight.

I met her in Miami, like, years ago. She was super tight. Yeah, she's awesome. Yeah, that would be like the battle of, like, small black women with funny teeth. That is kind of what I was thinking. I'm like, why are you guys beefing? Because you seem like you have some aesthetic similarities. Maybe that's why.

She's like, I'm the only one. make you have a fuck dumb tooth. She doesn't have a fuck-dump tooth. In the interview, I asked Slick... She's from here, right? She's from L.A.? Yeah. I asked her, like, who do people say you look like?

And she said, Ice J.J. Fish. What? And I'll admit that, like, the image I had of Ice J.J. Fish in my head at that moment, I wasn't that clear, but then I googled it after. And I was like, wow. Something about Chetra. I can't believe that she just...

I love that lawyer. She just gave us that ammo like that. I'm like, damn, you really just let us. Like, you could have said something else. Sometimes you got to let it fly on yourself, you know? You got to diss yourself. Nobody will ever dis you like yourself. That's like I told you about throwing up.

You like, why was you put down your story? That was fucking hilarious. You should do a diss song about yourself. I feel like it's kind of like Eminem did and Amai. But bro, like a real disson. I am a fucking joke. I do live in a trailer with my mom. Yeah, that kind of thing.

I do do ketamine every day. I did get chump, all six of you chumps. For real. But I know something about you. You went to camera. That's a private school. You think this is funny than it is because Laura is the biggest Eminem fan ever. She knows exactly.

Why is Laura? Laura is already way too big of an Eminem fan and she's literally reading. She's reading an Eminem book right now. She has like a memoir of Detroit. thing there is to know about this man. Hey, no, let me tell you something. Lord, don't get mad at me for saying this. I swear to God, she came up to me

one time, she said, is it true that your manager has M&M's number? I was like, Laura is a real fan. What are you going to do? You're going to force pun to... No, but that was just crazy because I didn't know you had Eminem's number. That's the first thing that was going to ask him. Pun has Eminem's number?

Allegedly he might. But like, has he been in contact with him? How long has he had it? I don't know. Is he prank called? I found out. I found out from Laura. We've got to find out. If Ogeasy has changed his number like three times since I've known him, then I'm pretty sure Eminem has probably

changed his number like nine times. I wonder how many people Eminem will actually text back and forth within a given week. To me, I think of him as so mysterious and just tucked off that I just imagine him not really talking to that many people. But he has to have some kind of life. We just don't know anything about what it

might be like. I imagine his palms are very sweaty. He eats a lot of spaghetti. His mom's spaghetti. I don't like, do you think that M&M is like secretly in a relationship and he just doesn't want us to know about it? Secretly? Don't piss Laura.

Why are you questioning secretly? We don't know about it. So if it does exist, then it would be a secret, right? I just don't think that he wants to be on the grid right now. Where's Haley? No shit. You haven't seen her on Instagram and shit? He's bad.

Really? What does she do? Old enough. He's probably like 20 fucking three or something. MGK said she was hot when she was 16, but that was like eight years ago or something shit. So she's like early 20s now. Yeah. 25?

Damn. She got a pop and TikTok and everything. So I was a kid when Eminem was rapping about her too. I feel like I'll go. Oh yeah. When Eminem first came out, she was like a baby. Yeah. Maybe like three, four.

She had to be born in what, 94? She's 25? Yeah, exactly. Right. When his first album come on, 99? 98, 99. God damn. I feel like I didn't even hear it until like 2011.

That's fucked up. I know, right? That is crazy. Well, like, I mean, I didn't hear it in like, its entirety. Like, I had to, like, go back when I was like... I feel towards myself about the J. Cole album, like, you should feel about the whole lot of red. Why? Jake Carl was fired.

Because you still haven't listened to fucking whole lot of red. Why do I have to listen to it? You still have to a podcast where we've talked about it five million times. The fact that you don't understand why you should listen to it makes me question if you should have a podcast. Well, fuck the podcast, I don't want to listen to the shit. But you can't, you have to understand that, like, why are we still talking about this months later? I'm just trying to make a point. I'm trying to make a point.

I agree, the album sucks. But the point that I'm trying to make is, don't you ever. As a regular person, you kind of have the luxury of like, I don't give a fuck. I don't have to listen to anything. Once you become a podcast, and we're talking about an album over and over and over. For one fucking week, it kind of, now we've talked about five million fucking times. Why are we still talking about this seven weeks later? I listened to it on.

Christmas. It's summer. It's summer. So why are we still talking about it in the summer? Because it's one of the most popular albums of the year. But why we're a hip-hop podcast? Can you just admit that you're wrong

and that you should have listened to it when it came out? Yes, I was wrong when it came out. But not now. Who gives a fuck? I mean, if it was wrong then, it's more wrong now because you've had more time to listen to it. That is a stupidest shit I ever heard. It is not.

Can you just at least admit that I'm right? No, I'm not admitting you right on that. Okay. I want to tell you guys something. the fact that you guys will not watch or listen to anything that we're doing better you guys will never told me to watch the American mean I watched that shit

that was one of Joe Budden's main complaints and it didn't really come up that much in the breakup but I noticed him saying at one point nobody's seeing shit nobody watched shit when you don't have anything in common to talk about then we're sort of forced to do like oh press him so I don't listen to shit one fucking time and it's a problem now but it's like it kind of to me it feels like it's over and over

and over. How? You tell me to watch the mirror. I watched that. I watched that stupid skateboard movie, too. You watched that? Yes, I did. Why didn't we talk about it? Because he didn't watch it. When I typed the password in, it didn't work. That is fair because the person did send me a text the next day with a link. A new link. Yeah. I'm not saying.

I really need to actually feel like we can agree on something, watch it. But when you tell me to watch stuff, I usually watch it. So don't act like you're not that one time. But you are pretty bad. I know, but I'm working on it. I literally tried to watch Say that then. That's cool.

No, look, I'm working on it. I tried to watch North Hollywood movie. The fucking link didn't work. And I was like, damn it. What should we agree to watch, though? That's the question. Like you said, American Me, we watched that shit, too. I watched Mayor of East Town.

I'm going to watch that, too. Fire emoji. Very great series on HBO. We need to keep compiling the black movie list for Adam. Oh, I have a list. Where is the actual, is the actual physical list? There's like five people on five movies on a list. Let's fucking go.

He probably was one of them, too. No, I don't think I'll watch. any of them yet can i get my phone so i can tell you guys what is on the list yeah please because i need people to let us know in the chat you need to add the wood is one the wood you need to add uh love don't cost a thing american me which i already watched what you don't think so soul food blood and blood out the wood boogie nights lord of war so plain lord of war is not a that's not a black movie it's just on the list of movies no this is black movies not ain't that nicholas cage i'm not making a black list and an other list.

I'm just putting everything on the same list. Call me niggilus Cage. You know what I did watch, though? Beasts of No Nation. That I told you to watch. And how did you feel about that? I enjoyed it. I think it got me ready to interview Shooter Gang Coni. Because he's named after Joseph Coney. Really? And the movie is basically about

Idris Elba playing a Joseph Coney-esque character, like a sort of warlord. Although I feel like Joseph Connie is like more boss. That movie was sad, though. I want to grow up to be Idris Elba. Beast of No Nation, he's kind of playing

like a bumass warlord. Like he's not like a fully like lit warlord. They actually like knock him down in position. He's like not a general anymore. He's like touching kids and shit. Oh shit. He wasn't touching them. That's what they were kind of that was alluding to.

Really? Yeah. Watch it again. He was giving him heroin. But it was kind of alluding. What kind of movie is this? It's an African warlord movie. Why is he giving him heroin?

I didn't think he was molest in them though. I missed that. That's what I took from the shit. I think that you are just projecting. No. You think every movie has a molestation angle. You see what you want to see it? Let me know.

I don't want to see that. I got to go read through the Wikipedia plot now because I'm thinking, did I miss the molestation? That's to me what they was alluding to that he was doing stuff with him. I don't think they should all lay to that. They should lay it right out there for you. What is he doing late at night having these little boys

coming in his little room and shit like that for? I don't know. Maybe he was training them on some. Warrior shit. Maybe they, when they filmed that they had the molestation in it, but then when they actually put it out, they edited all that out, but you still sense the vibes because you are always thinking about that kind of thing.

No. Not at all. Can we agree to watch a movie with no child molestation in it? Please. It probably shouldn't be about something traumatic happening in Africa either. No. Why not? Hotel Rwanda?

I've already watched that. There should be like a black scene that's like... Yeah, Taze Lurieu are talking. someone. She forgot that. She doesn't have a mic all of a sudden. Lord was literally just doing ad lips over there. Listen, there should be a black scene that's like based off a hotel Rwanda where it's like some like white girl stumbles into the hotel. No, don't do that.

I'm sorry. That was out of fire. Don't do it. Don't do it. Josh thought that was funny. Listen, if you want to make offensive pornography, I guarantee you there's a lot of money to be made out there. if you want to just like because you go think about it why is me and califa like the number one fucking exactly the scenes with the veil and shit bro it's offensive it's trying to recreate that so

many times after that yeah i don't know why only people cared about her doing it because it it just felt so authentic with her because you know that there are muslim guys who will murder you for disrespecting their religion yeah and here she is doing it you're just asking for the fatwa i'm really i mean like i'm surprised nothing to happen to her Why did you do it? Why did I do a little prayer for her? I'm surprised. I don't think you need to pray to the Christian God for her.

That's how I say. It's not a Muslim prayer. The Muslim terrorists are not going to fucking care. I was just praying that. Hamas is not going to care. I was just praying nothing happened to her peace and beings to her, her beautiful bosoms. Buzms. You know what I was thinking about?

Hubba, hubba. I think that Hamas should change their name to hummus. What's Hamas? Why? The terrorist group that's basically in charge of Palestine. No, that's not hummus, fool. Hummus is the shit you put on Peterborough. it. He says it's called Hamas and I said

what's the name of it? I just think if they changed the name to hummus, then at least that's something we could all agree on the hummus tastes pretty good. I love hummus. I had to grow into it though. You know, being a young nigga from the hood, you don't really have a lot of hummus. Do you remember the first time someone gave you hummus? Yeah, my mom used to work for this really no, yeah, I really do. My mom used to work for this like really rich

white family. They were like lawyers and shit. And a lot of the crazy food and shit that I ever had for a lot of like monumental moments that I had was with them and their family at first. That's dope. I learned how to play grand piano. Do you know how to play grand piano? I rode a equestrian with them. But for sure,

you were going to say grand theft auto. That too. The game. Not the actual act. No, no. No. I learned Grand theft auto. I learned Grant Defto. Take this hummus and jump in someone's car. The first time, yeah, I do like a lot of shit. I learned how

to swim with them. Shout out to this rich white family, man. Let me put you all on some game. Sweetie is wrapped up being accused of being a scammer. Really? You want to know why? Because she did one of the stupid-ass fucking Tesla giveaways on her Instagram. Whenever I see this, I wonder, I know you got plenty of fucking money.

Why are you doing this? Like, this is embarrassing. But if someone is offering you what, like probably like 50K for a post? At least 50K. I get hit up by people asking if I want to be part of these. Like there's some account that just hits me every time. Like, oh, 6-9 giveaway, fucking Soidi give away. And it tells you the dollar amount every time.

And you get to be a part of it. I think my girl's done some of it with other, like, other, like, chicks in her field. And do they actually give shit away? Well, it sounds like Suweedy hasn't. You want to hear what she said? So the contest was, oh, actually, this is, I guess, maybe different because the contest was launched to support her single best friend with Doja Cat. That's my best friend.

The contest helped to boost streams on the song, but it was a peer as though nobody else. actually ended up winning the new car. Suidi has fought back against claims that her giveaway was a scam, explaining what really happened. Because previously, I was acting like it was one of those Instagram followers scams, you know what I'm talking about? But apparently it wasn't.

The fake news concerns me these days. The first winner was underage, and the replacement is unresponsive. So we have to go through the process again. A true supporter knows my character and knows I don't play about my business. You are never a fan, baby girl. Let's talk about that. That's what she said. translation I was going to not give the car away but now I have to because you called me out

that's like the young doll shit like did he ever give the Lambo away yeah right he was given a Lambo away it was like something about his album it was like fucking you put a you put a dollar or you I think you buy it for a dollar or something like that and you automatically entered to wind the Lamborghini who got the Lambo who where's the Lambo that shit sucks because you know somebody's going to come kill you and or take the Lambo as soon as you get it yeah you want to park no Lambo anywhere you want to park this Lambo at the fucking trailer park I'm sorry, it just stands out too much.

Even if you don't live in the trailer park, even if you live... I think about every place I lived my whole life up until like the last couple years, you couldn't park a Lambo there. They're taking it. You can't park it in K-Town. No, there's no parking in K-Town. And if you did, you're going to wake up with a fucking bum living in it.

You're going to wake up with 10 tickets and a bum inside of the trunk. As soon as you get a Lambo, guess what you really have to do if you want to be responsible. You got to sell them. Lambo. For sure. Because if you have like $5,000 in the bank, you can't even fucking pay for gas.

You can't even pay the fucking insurance. What are we talking about? If you crack the windshield, you're going to happen. Giving somebody a Lambo is so stupid because unless they are rich as fuck, then they should not keep the Lambo. That's what I used to feel about watching the prices right. And they'd be like, you can want a new yacht.

Yeah. What the fuck am I going to do with a yacht? Where am I going to store this yacht? I live in Wisconsin, brother. There ain't no fucking ocean around here. Where's the yacht going? Literally, what am I going to do? do with this fucking yacht.

Like it was just so, it was just not believable. Like I know you're not getting the fucking yacht. You know what else used to be like that? Pimp my ride apparently. They would pin people's car out and it ruined their life. Yeah, like the car wasn't even sustainable.

What? Yeah, it was like a big thing. Because anybody you know who has like a crazy ass car would like, you know, those dudes who fucking are, what was it called? The low riders that jump up and down and all that shit. Yeah,

I'm sure you don't have to spend a lot of time working on those fucking cars. You have to work on that shit day and night, bro. That shit. The car's not supposed to be doing that You got to be able to work on it You have to actively do it So if you have exhibit Putting a motherfucking fish tank

In the back of your car With a TV And then you drive and you park somewhere And then you come back eight hours later And all the fish are dead It's like Yeah That's what's gonna have

That's why a normal person It's not supposed to have this car This car is for people Who get to just keep it in the fucking garage All the time Like if you gotta go to work Back and forth every day You probably shouldn't have

Like Diplo playing a life set out of your truck. Yeah, like what? We heard you like music. We installed the DJ Diplo in your trunk. I like the idea that they're doing you a favor by doing all these ridiculous things to your car.

Someone's going to rob your shit. Yeah. If they pimped Adams ride, they're just going to put his passenger seat full of fucking sour strips. Fill me up, daddy. They just inject them to. Plop a ring in my mouth. That's all I want out of life.

I have a fucking other story. A ring light. I really wanted to talk about this. I could see Adam using a ring light trying to get cute for like only fans Oh there's a ring light in my house I mean I know but I've used it for condometrics Not really photos so much

You could tell You could tell when the ring light is in the background somewhere Oh yeah that's hot I don't think that You guys can talk I'm trying to figure out What the fuck Yassie did

There's or excuse me Vashti did because I'm there's a Yashy Vasty Looking for my Chap piece I want to say. Not even close. Basically, I wanted to ask you to write out the fucking quote.

Apparently that got lost in communication because she didn't at all. But there's this woman who made this TikTok. It was basically her talking about how if you say that you don't want to date a fat person, that that is discriminatory. She said that a dating preference is something more like, oh, I want to do. date somebody who gets up early in the morning or I want to date somebody who plays golf. And so then we have this morbidly obese woman who looks like she's going to die in about 48 hours.

How dare you? And she's saying that if you have the preference of not wanting to date somebody who is objectively morbidly obese, like literally if you took this woman to a doctor, they would tell you, you are going to die. You need to lose weight because carrying around hundreds of pounds of blubber is going to lead to your early demise. Like this woman is not making it. It's a 60. I'm sorry. And she's out here rocking and rolling on TikTok, trying to convince the whole world that they're discriminatory and hateful if they don't want to date somebody who, again, is morbidly obese and will

probably die as a result. When you sent it, I looked at it and then I seen her tweets and stuff too. Oh, no. Bro, she's delusional, bro. Bro. Big girls do you love too? No, it's nothing wrong with being a big girl, but the fact that you're trying to make somebody feel bad because they don't want to fuck a fat shit? Well, y'all should feel bad because big women are beautiful. How big, and congrats on trying to appear woke right now because you think that it's going to get you pussy in the future.

But how's phone? I just really have like, I love thick women. I love thick women. Listen, bro, this is not a thick woman. This is fucking, uh, this is a, what's the nigga name from Star Wars? The big fat motherfucker. Jamba the hut. The bitch looked like Jabba. No,

that's not cool, bro. She looks like E Honda. Oh my God. That's like I would compare a body to. Like it actually looked like a fucking sumo wrestler, bro. This bitch is way too big. I'm just, I'm saying like, there are certain women who are overweight

and they could tell you, hey, like, you know, like this is healthy. Like, this is, I'm bigger.

I'm not the stereotype that you see in magazines, but I'm still healthy. This is not that. Like, I can still fuck with Lizzo. I can fuck with a Lizzo. But that level was bad,

bro. I don't know, man, Lizzo, Bray. I don't know. Man, I might be exposed

myself a little bit too much. If I was Lizzo's doctor, I'd be worried. No. She is not that. Hands off of Lizzo. You don't think Lizzo has health problems associated with her weight. Are you serious? You don't think that when she goes to the doctor that they tell her that she should lose weight.

No. I know there's not a popular opinion. Like, probably the thing's talking about. But realistically, realistically, of course the doctor's going to be concerned. I've been so much less fat than either of these people being discussed here and gone to the doctor and had the doctor tell me, like, you still probably need to lose 10, 20 pounds,

etc. When you go by the body mass and metric scale, when they tell you we're supposed to be, the levels of being obese and things like that, then, I mean, that's the line. But, bro, Jabba the Hut would have you believe that all that is hateful and it's not, and that we shouldn't take any of that serious.

Actually, it's okay to be 5-8, 380 pounds. It's like, bro, it's not, you can't be serious. Like, you are putting yourself in danger. And you put it in other people with danger. You put another people Honestly. Realistically, yes, because you could cause a sinkhole to erupt on any given street That you're walking down.

That's true. Oh my God. No, I meant, I meant like you put out of people at danger by making them think that it's like Okay to be unhealthy. And one of the examples that she gave And if you want to see this video, all you have to do a scroll back like a few days into my Twitter.

It's this fucking white woman talking about this. But she uses the example of like you know, a preference is not I don't want to date a fat person. A preference is I like kayaking. Bro, there is not a kayak in the world that could handle what you have to offer my friend. I'm sorry.

That thing is capsizing. I'm sorry, it's just realistic. Like, you will meet your demise if you go to kayaking. You are fucking hilarious. I'm not saying this because I'm trying to be mean. I'm saying this because this discourse has gotten out of fucking control. Because there's another woman who post

it up and said that it's discriminatory and hurtful for you to compliment somebody on their weight loss. This is a verified account. That's stupid. A verified account on Twitter saying that if you say that to somebody, then you are basically

like, you know, creating you know, body norm. I can't even think of like how the fuck I'm supposed to phrase this or whatever. I'm not going to disagree with that one. I think that is weird for you to be like congratulations. You live and healthy. You're great. AD loses 10 pounds and I see AD.

I'm going to say, oh, looking good. Yeah. I'm saying, but like, saying it to AD versus saying it to, like, a woman that maybe, like, fluctuates her body weight is like, like, it might be uncomfortable. Why are we supposed to treat women like babies? Why are we supposed to treat men like adults and women like children? I mean, I'm not saying that. If a woman is trying to lose weight and she's, you congratulated her on her progress,

that's great to say. I mean, I'm saying, like, I know girls that, like, are just living their life. and then like, you know, some one of their friends or something, and be like, oh, like, did you lose weight or something? You look good. And she's like, no, I didn't do anything. I've just been living life. And it's just like, I don't know.

That's better than saying, hey, are you pregnant? Again, again, you are right now trying to explain why it's bad to say. I'm not saying it's bad, but you look good. Like literally, losing weight is good for you. There's no objective. They're trying to make it so that words have no meaning and so that nothing can ever be good. No, when in the past, Every single time I've lost weight, felt better.

I was probably in a good place mentally that I was able to control my diet and exercise that much. It's just insane to act like this is not something that's worth complimenting somebody on. Yeah, but you do know that- Medically, bro. Every doctor in the world agrees with me right now. But you do know some people like don't lose weight in a healthy way. And they lose weight from stress from just not eating well. Right.

If somebody turns into an 85-pound skeleton, I'm not going to fucking compromise. I'm not going to compliment them on that. That's fine. And yeah, I mean, that's all I was saying. If I compliment. And I have actually had that before where I've seen people in my life and said, wow, you look great. How'd you lose so much weight? And they said, oh, I got really into pills.

And it's like, oh, fuck. Yeah. That's a weird realization that I'm like complimenting you on getting healthier when clearly you've actually gotten less healthy. That's what I'm just. But I would say that that's a very small percentage of when you see somebody lose weight. And then, too, have you ever did like a little health check? Like, for instance, I got this little program about to start right.

And you, sign me on. Sign me up. they ask you all these things about your diet, do you drink, do you get enough sleep and all type of shit? And then at the end of it, it was like, yeah, in the next 20, 30 years, you can get heart disease or something like that if you don't slow the fuck down.

It's like, that's great to be informative about that shit like that. Not saying, I want to be 400, 500 pounds for, you're not going to live, like you said, to see 60 or 70 years old. You're out of here. I was looking at her TikTok too, and she's all bragging about, like, to answer the people who are saying

that I'm never going to end up in a relationship. I'm actually in a relationship right now with this guy. And look at how great looking he is. Dude, it's fat as fuck. Just lie. Just lying. He wasn't as like on his deathbed as she was. Jesus.

But I mean, I'm like, this guy, I guarantee when this guy goes to the doctor, they tell him he needs to lose weight too. That's what crazy. They probably go to special woke doctors who won't give them any actual real advice about their health.

I don't think they go to the doctor, you look great. I don't think they go to the doctor. Was he hot compared to her? Hotter than her. No. At least she looked like she was making some attempt at beautification. Her hair was curled and shit. He just looked like shit. This isn't about him.

We got to make it about him too. He decided to wife her up. He's not the one running a TikTok account demanding that everybody fuck 400 pound people. And also she threw ableism in there as well saying that if you don't want to fuck somebody because they're in a wheelchair that that's fucked up. I'm sorry. I don't want to have to utilize a system of pulleys in order to have sex with somebody. I'm not really, I've never gone wheelchair and I'm not planning on it and I don't feel bad about it. This went too far now. You think that went too far?

Yeah. Have you ever sexed with someone in a wheelchair? No, but if she was bad, I'll do it. I need me a T. I need me a bitch with a T-row arm. No, that's real. That's fire. You say, what's the odds of her being hot? Just give me like the dead hand job?

Have you ever seen like a super hot woman in a wheelchair? I mean, I'm sure I have, but it doesn't seem like that. It's got to be really hard to stay in. shape if you're in a wheelchair. My boy, do a lot of pull-ups. I mean, would you feel okay about having sex with a woman if she couldn't feel it because her lower body, because she's paralyzed.

That's kind of real weird. I mean, that's kind of what this woman is saying, is that everybody is discriminatory if they don't want to sense with people in wheelchairs. Like, I mean, at least one thing that I kind of expect from a sex partner is that she have fully functioning genitalia. And if I, if we haven't established that,

then what are we talking about? It's like, we haven't crossed that bridge, did. Yeah. I had an ex, though, honestly, who told me that, like, she met a guy in a wheelchair at a bar and ended up going back to his house with him and jerking him off. That's fired. I know. She did a service, though. I'm not going to laugh. I felt weird knowing that.

I'm like, damn, you'd be giving out fucking, like, pity hand jobs? That's pretty crazy. Yeah, that is kind of weird. No, no, no. Okay. Because she made it sound like it was a pity hand job. It wasn't like a sincere, like, oh, I like you. I'm going to jerk you off.

My home girl had a baby with a niggit with one leg. I have no legs. I have no legs She said they met at the club Or whatever the fuck He was hopping around He had the proche No he had

No no she said She said she said they went back to the crib No listen they went back to the crib He took off the prosthetic leg And got them cheeks And she ended up Get him pregnant You'll never get dick down

Like amputee dick Like the fool who just got it You gotta prove his point Bro he must have been He got her pregnant First night You could probably hit Mazz crazy-ass positions, bro.

Think about it. If you have Matt upper body strength, too. If you have one leg missing, then you could go from fucking her doggy style to, like, dip under, and all of a sudden she's riding you? You just roll underneath. Think about how difficult that is

normally when you have two legs because you got to remove yourself, get under there. When you have one leg missing, you can hit mad. You could get a couple strokes from one position, dip down below, hit a couple more times,

crop back on. You're like a hermit crab on her back. Pow, pow, pow. Wait, sorry. Pardon my friend. And then you're going to say pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. Hermit craft. Whoa.

Hold on, can. If you were dissing a crib and you could say something like, you just stay in your crib. You a hermit. Crib? You know, like, it could be a good bar where if you said something about you just stay in the crib, like a hermit. You watch too much battle rap. I really don't watch that much of it. Although I got to interview murder MOOC soon, so I got to have a day where I sit down and just

focus on learning as much as possible about his ass. He's definitely one of the best battle rappers of all time. We should do a no-jumper battle rap and just battle each other. This nigga was rapping on, what was that, Friday? I had some bars. You had some bars for sure. Sometimes he'd be getting off. I was making you laugh your ass off. What did I said?

That made you laugh so hard. I don't know, but you said some funny shit. Somebody clipped it too. Really? Yes. I'll send me that. I think he got it for sure. I love hearing my own work. You was good. That was the best freestyle that I ever heard you did, though. You was getting off. Really? You got in the movie.

To the 80, it was it the AD-type beats. Oh, I didn't even know we had them. Of course you got 80-type beats, man. No, I'm just talking about like, it was like, it was crazy, bro. Like, they just had it like that. They had them just lined up ready to go. Yeah, it was like ready to go, but Adam was getting off. You should make a tight beat tape where you just go on YouTube,

pick out six of the best AD-type beats and just make a tape off of the tight beats. Yeah, I'll get you some house phone type beats. Oh, you know they on there. Are they Detroit style now? Yeah, I'm like, I don't know. I don't know what style they are. Like, it could be a fucking little peep emo beat. It could be a West Coast beat.

Would you agree with me that nobody's ever going to blow up again, rapping over the fucking Detroit-style beats? Yeah, it's kind of laid out. I think the dudes who have blown up on that type of production have blown up, and it's just the world needs to move on. Unless it's just somebody that comes out tomorrow with just, like, the craziest bar. They're going to have to freak it.

It's going to have to be different. Rio don't. Reilly took the torch of the craziest bars. Oh, man. Because who's going to do it better, honestly, than Rio. My. Vezo. Peezy.

To me, Vezo and Rio are just, like, the gods of that style. Yeah. Like, especially now that it's so branched out and it's so many different people, like, like, I'd be listening to L.A. artists that are rapping those beats all fucking day long. And, like, sometimes we be hidden. Sometimes it don't really be hidden, man. It depends. It's not hidden.

They got to go. They've got to do more. You can't just take another city's style. at this point, bro. There's too many people who are already on that type of beat and sound great on it. And like, I mean, no shots,

but like when you hear the Y&J and a little pump song, which I really like... No, that song is fire. But it's a little pump just doing karaoke of the rappers that he likes from fucking Flint and shit.

He's just doing it. He's having fun with it. But you see it for what it is. Hey, but if you overdose on Trist then you are straight ho. Why is that? Why is Tris like weakling or some shit? I mean, that little pump said

if you overdose on Trist, you are... Ooh. While my girls away, I should drink some lean. Please don't do it. Drink that three. Why you, why you, why? Yeah, drink a three.

I'm going to end up in the hospital. You think so? The three will have me sleep until three. PM. Oh, no. Maybe I'd just be going hard then. Yeah, duh. I'll pour a deuce and be fine.

I haven't drank a in like six fucking months of year. If I drink a one, I'm good. I tried it once in a half I hated it. Yeah? For real. Yeah, because you were active-ass nigga already. I feel like that shit would just have you just slow. It just made me sleepies here.

That's even CBD, bro, like, I can't do it. too much CBD. It's maybe sleep. You drink a sleepy. Bro, CBD's cool. No, the funniest line in that bar was when I said, I seen you drinking green lean. I seen you with a preteen. That's when you fucking started

dying laughing. Bro, you said a lot of shit, though. But no, that shit. I would be honest, I was sipped some green this morning. Damn, who gave you that? The homie. Damn, you got green lean plugs? No, I just, I mean, it wasn't no trits around

and I didn't want to overdose on a truce. I didn't know. Me and AD did a hood vlog for a motherfucker came out the crib with a big old bottle of green lean under his arm

just flexing it. Yeah, you can't flex the green like. You can in the projects. Okay, I felt that. You know.

You can sip it on the low and just go to sleep and have a nice little nap. You can flex it. You might not be able to flex it at the fucking Flint hang out and drink walk.

Yeah, like you can't party. You can't flex it at the at the desktop pop up. No. That's an awful lot of green.

I mean, realistically though, you still could. You just got to admit that you're at Go green That's an awful lot of green He ain't gonna do that

That'll ruin the whole brand Waukesha You're gonna cop the no jumper Awful lot of cough syrup collab Drop it soon We got another one That's coming up Who designed it though this time

I don't know But it looks cool I like it Well let me see it Let me model it You really want to model it Give me a free dues I model it

You got Liz wait Just kidding I wanted to keep with the theme of our last topic All the brands that pay me to model Never said that Oh Yeah, but that's them

Them getting their plus size credit in Yeah They probably get a loan from the government If they have a male Male plus size models They have a diversity quote They're trying to soak up this clout baby So they'll fucking

I wish I asked when I roll it I remember Hesch pointing out to me Like this one brand And he said he goes like They're corny as fuck I'm like why he goes Because if you look at their catalog Last year it's all white kids

And if you look at their catalog this year, it's all black dudes with dreads. I never thought. And I went and looked at it and I'm like, like, why would this brand even feel like this was like acceptable to like switch up there? But I guess are people paying that close of attention year to year? I guess maybe not. But I did think that was bugged out like,

what the fuck is wrong with you all that? But I mean, probably every company in the world is advertising us that happening over the course of a couple years at least. That's why I fuck with Heschka's like he fucking, he noticed his little weird shit like that. like they that means they're obviously trying to like pander towards the urban community quote unquote and that's fucking weird yeah if you already didn't like that's so fucking anybody who's never any brand who hasn't hired me to model for them i think that that's probably what i'm gonna hire you yeah it's reverse racism right have you ever done like a model just

kidding huh have you ever done a modeling thing outside of like do i don't know no jumper and you never even model you got to hear in a model now i've done some like ain't nobody cool modeling shots that like kind of made me actually look like a model and that was weird. Why was it weird? It just like I was, they had me wearing a face mask and these weird shorts and this like weird

ass sweater and I looked like fucking Hannibal Lecter because this is when I had a fucking shaved head I looked weird. I feel like a big thing. You kind of have a boiled egg head. A big part of being a model, yeah. A big part of being a fashion model is just being like deathly skinny. No, I think that. You don't

really look cool unless you're disgustingly skinny. I think in 2021 now it's about more like your personal style. Because I feel like that's why a lot of brands will hire me to model is like, they just like my personal style. So like most of the time it'll just be like I'll be wearing a t-shirt or something, but I'll bring my own accessories and shit like that. And it just looks cool. Like, you know, it's like you get the vibe of the person.

Well, you're well known enough that like you wearing it is kind of like if you weren't you, then probably they wouldn't really be asking you to model. I'm really honest with you. I felt that. This is a really roundabout way of me saying that. don't like your body. I do like your body. Your body's great.

I got bitches I like my body. It's okay. Yeah, but I'm saying like, you know, or like, mad brands will always want to like get gangbanger dude but like face tattoos

to model their shit. That's true. And it is funny as fuck because it's like, it's so, it's so transparent what you're going for here. Yeah.

You know? It's a look though. That's what you were just saying, like, you know, like what Hesch was saying about the other brand. Like,

I don't know. Is it weird to just be overtly pandering the black people. I think how overt you get is the question. Because, well, how do you feel when you see like Citibank and their logo is like rainbow now? Are you like, wow, they're so woke? Are you like, wow, they're pathetic.

This is fucking lame as fuck. You see what Skittles did? What? They made all of them just blank. And they said, there's only one, like, one color in the rainbow or something like that. The problem of? Yeah, there's only one rainbow that matters.

So they got the Skittles with no colors right now. What the fuck? But that's like the complete opposite of like, I think the whole point. Skittles already were doing a pretty good job representing for the rainbow. The whole thing was Taste the rainbow. Why if you need to take the colors away? Taste the rainbow with a big ass dick in the logo would have been way better if you ask me. What about a giz-soaked logo of rainbow?

This whole no-color thing seems like anti-gay. If anything. Don't you think? It's like they did the exact opposite. I got a question. Do each? Skittal have a different flavor? Yes.

Yeah. 100%. What do you mean? That was a big bag. Are you sure? You're fried, yes. I'm a fried. I would be honest, that was a little fried.

How? You think he's just a big bag of multicolored? Have you ever eaten skittles? Listen, they've ever eaten a skittles? Yes. If they're all white right now, how do you know what's kind you eating?

You swallow it, you chew it. And you suck the juices into your mouth. This is mango. They don't have mango. Unless you got some weird fruity pack. Yeah, yeah. Unless you got some,

I never had before? You're going to pull up with a mango skittal? That'd be far. No, but you know what is a good example of what would actually make sense of what you just said is if you said the same exact thing you just said but about M&Ms? Yeah, because it's all chocolate. Well, actually, those all do taste the same. Those do, those are all the same.

Fruit loops. Are they the same? M&Ms all taste the same. Brown one tastes the same as the red one. Maybe skittles are all the same now. No, they're not. I kind of think skittles. I feel like you never eating them.

Let's go get a four. fucking bad. No, but when you eat them, you don't eat them one by one. I have and I shall. The yellow one is definitely like lemon. I'll never do a green and yellow bite. I always got to mix like the yellow with the red because I fuck with the red so much that the yellow has a companion to the red is cool. Starbursts, you can taste, you can distinctly taste difference. Same thing. The skittles. I don't know. I only eat sour skittles though, too. Fried. Sour shittles taste the same. Fried. So fried. They don't. Yes. No, they're sour. But they taste

the same. They're sour but they don't have them like no. Wait, wait. This is sour melon. I've never felt so confused by if you're serious or not. I'm very serious. Go home and get a sack of fucking skittles and get on Instagram live and record yourself eating them one by one. Why? A sack of skittles.

We're supposed to be promoting healthy living now. Well that is a good point because we all have gained a little weight while at least me and you have over the past few of months. I have for sure. Wait, but I want to know now with the blank packaging ones. That's what I was trying to say.

I want to know that. Well, get that one too and get the gay rainbow pack and then you can't compare. I can't believe Skittles is anti-gay now. It took the rainbow away. That's the one backwards shit I ever seen in my life. It's just so stupid. Do you serious? Like, how can they take them so seriously, bro?

I'm all for gay rights. I'm all for gay people should have every right that everybody has. Let the homies be gay in peace. But bro, like, who is the gay organization? that has a gun to the head of the CEO of Citibank that's making him change his logo to a rainbow. It would be fucking lame if it was just a couple of brands.

It's every brand. But then what's funny is you'll see the same exact brand on their Saudi Arabia account. No rainbow. I wonder why. You're so courageous and brave out here. Nike, Saudi Arabia. But somehow when Hamas is a potential viewer of this logo,

you're not so cool anymore, huh? I was waiting on my Uber and I noticed that like the route was just all rainbow and I was like oh cool cool it was just like all right the route was rainbow like like you know like I was here and the car was there and the route on the way to where I was at oh and in the app yeah in the app it was all rainbow I thought like on the street like I'm just driving on the street and this rainbow rainbow road I think you off some of muscle sounds like super mario car yeah no in the app in the app not in real life maybe I should only smoke rainbow vapes for the month is not mirren and almighty jay going to

beat each other up? That's what looks like. A fight or is they're going to box? I thought that was Fulgazy. You know what's crazy is that I told people in the comments on say cheese. They was like, when did not me or get put on? You would comment. He's official.

I love followers. You comment. I say cheese is a great account. Yeah, I like that. But you are thirsty for followers. So that's why you're commenting on there. I'm thirsty to get a good comment on. You should just DM Sean Kahn and then be like, hey, bro, let me get a post.

No, that defeats the purpose. If I want to do that, he's going to block you. Oh, my God. You go block you. Where's Sean Cotton? I want to do a Sean Cotton interview. You should. But wait, wait, we've got to go back to this.

I am not a gang member, but why being Namir is official? Who told you? But this is what I said in the comments. I said he's official, and all my Long Beach niggas was like, I mean, everybody was freaking out. How are you going to say this?

How are you going to, bye, bye, bye? I was just like, bro, he's official. But doesn't anyone who knows anything know exactly what Namir is associated with? I didn't ask him in the interview. I wanted to, but I didn't do it. But see, remember,

I told you all that when he came in, I said he's from the homies of it now. I know it's hard for a lot of people to believe that somebody can just be from somewhere that they're clearly not from. You can. But welcome to L.A. Shout out to the young Notties. Shout out to Soldier Boy who basically invented being a Pairoo. But I'm just surprised that there's anybody like in L.A. who's associated with the gang stuff that would question because that is how it works.

You get to fucking put your celebrity friends on with your gang, right? Technically. Yeah, because there's a lot of people. I'm waiting. The Detroit niggers, they come out here and they from West Side Polly. route now and different power root sets and shit why haven't we got put on the AD set you're going to have to really put in some work just know I'm and you couldn't wear the hat ever again really what not the brown one or not then why we just don't wear and wise fuck I have too many I have

to throw them all the way I'm totally honest with you if I am going to click up I'm not sure that the professionalism that you exhibited when you canceled your hood day is necessarily the kind of thing I'm just not sure that You know, like I feel like I want to be a part of a gang That is going to celebrate their hood day every year And not have it canceled over venue issues Well, why don't you get us a venue this year? And you have the sponsor

Again, I'm not sure that I want to sign out I think this is just one of many reasons Why I don't think I'm going to join a gang I was going to say that could be your way to initiate yourself Into the set by getting them a venue Yeah So they can fuck my credit up Let's throw it here

Honestly, the way the streets is now You got enough money you do enough deeds and buy enough things people will let you slide. But then you got to keep it up, though. I want nothing to do this. A.k.a. extortion. I can't do that.

They extort me. No, I'm just kidding. AD's already extorting you. AD's already extorted you. You think he's just here out of the goodness of my heart? Yeah, I thought so. I thought you just fucked with him. Hell no. He's been, I've seen him like pointing a gun at Josh one day. I seen you point a gun at Josh.

I seen him running around the office chasing Lawrence. with a bat. Never. Louisville slugger. Don't put that on him. We respect black women here. Yes. That's a good point.

We love and respect black women. That's a good point. He was chasing Yuri's girlfriend Riley with a bat. No, I would never. Okay. Never mind. But Riley and them fed my kids. I saw,

I look out there while we're doing the news and I see Yuri's girlfriend with AD's two-year-old under her arm just lugging him around. Feeding them sour strips. They gave him fucking donuts, bro. He's probably fucking wild. Walk out there. I hope my kid is as big a slob as years as it. Because he's just sitting there.

He's like mashing a donut into his face. His whole chest is crumbs. It's not that different from how you live your life. It's crazy too because my homeboy, fuck you. It's crazy too because my homeboy gave him these fucking white chocolate twigs. When I went to the store and I came back there like all over his face. I'm like, why did you fucking do this? and he's going crazy because there's no more left.

I'm like, bro, I told you don't give him no fucking candy. He goes that crazy over the sugar. Like sugar. It's not that. It's just like sweet spirit. And I don't think that he knows that once something is gone, that it's gone. Like you can take a package and he'll give you the package like he wants more.

But there's nothing else in there. And when you say no, it's not there. He starts throwing the tantrum. So I'd rather not give him candy and shit like that. He's at that tantrum age though, huh? Bro, all the time. Well, that's like the terrible twos. Yes.

Is that really a thing? Yes, it's a thing. Is it fun? It probably sounds fun for a little bit. No. Not when you want to get some sleep or something like that. Yeah, and they're just going crazy. Yeah.

I remember my little nephew being like that when I was come home from like a bender or something. I'm trying to go to sleep. And my little nephew is just running around the house. Wow, that's so rude. Just let me enjoy my drug-induced coma. I mean, I was like 17. And it wasn't my kid, you know? I'm like, fuck out of here.

Bro, like yesterday, I dozed off for maybe 10 minutes. He crawled and got. You know the hidden valley of nature bars. You know they have them like the little crumbles. Yeah. He took the whole thing of the crumbles and just had them all over the floor, bro. See, that's the thing about having a kid. It just seems like you've got to clean up so much shit afterwards.

Yeah. To say the least, you definitely have to clean up. They don't understand clean. Yeah, they don't understand that this is fucking this up. Yeah. I have too much nice shit, too. I would freak the fuck out. That's why I can't have a dog either.

I'll walk into the kitchen and Parker will be like halfway through eating yogurt. and just throw her whole mouth will be yogurt and it'll have like dried and like it's just on her face and it's just so amazing to just look at her and she just looks at me hey and she's just got yogurt all over her face it's like you don't know one human being that would be able to just let this sit on their face

but she's a baby and watch she starts climbing why she starts climbing you're going to hate it dude she's doing this thing now where she is sitting up and then she goes forward like she's trying to crawl but then like her legs and arms are not strong enough for her to crawl, but she does it and then she just ends up flat in her stomach.

You got to give her some baby weights. I would think about it. So she can get strong. I have to go take a piss. You guys talk amongst yourselves for a moment here. I'm going to conspire against me. I'm going over there and I'm going to interview AD. You can do that.

I'm going to light the blown when I get back too. All right. Let's do it. All right. And how is going to take a ring? I'm not taking the ring. All right. So, AD,

what did you think about Adam when you, when you first met him. Honestly? Yeah. It was cool. I was like, the nigga, tall as fuck. You didn't think he was going to be tall? I was like, let me see if I can intimidate this nigga.

Did you know much about him before, like, meeting him? Yeah, my little, bro, my look, this, which is fucking crazy. My little brother will tell me, oh, no jumper is this, no jumper's dad. I don't know what no jumper was. He watched it all the time. And then I get hired over here. He doesn't want to come ever again, which is stupid. I've seen him here a couple times.

Yeah, but he don't want to. to like drag him like nigga come to the office what the fuck's wrong well because he wants to how do you and your big brother work for no fucking no jumper and you don't want to come at all doesn't make sense to me well maybe he's like trying to keep it like apart you know and just like keep it as like a thing that he just watches and he he doesn't want to ruin the illusion that makes sense because it's a lot of people that like I mean I'm not gonna lie I brought like fans like fan girls at least like and shit like that and

they're just like as soon as they walk in they're just like wow oh my god like this is so this is crazy big being here. No, one time I was with this girl in Atlanta and I linked up with her, right? As soon as I walk into her house, I like said something to her and she was like, wow, I listen to you every week

and like hearing your voice in real life is so crazy. And I was it made me so... Give me some pussy. No, I didn't. I didn't end up having sex with her. You transitioned to that smoothly? I still do want to have sex with her though. I have not had sex with her. But you pretty much want to have sex with every woman you met in your entire life. That's not true

at all. Something close. 98% No I'm not that horny I feel like I feel like as you get As you get older You just realize that like

Fucking isn't that important I have a friend who fucked an orange Really Also Earlier today I was interviewing this poker player I like this set up I'm gonna stare at

I feel like how slow Look at Look how you sitting too Look how close that camera is to me Wow sitting in front is weird Yeah I like staring at both of you guys Give me that blunt I was interviewing

in this poker player today? He just randomly drops it on me that he's been shot. Tells me a crazy-ass story about him getting shot back in the day. I'm like, can I interview anybody who hasn't been shot? Was he black?

No. White poker player got shot. Back in the day, though, a long time ago. But for what? Why did he get shot? Him and his friends were basically avenging a crime. Yeah, that's why I don't

invent crimes anymore. That's why you left the Avengers. I got something for you. I didn't know. Bill Clinton parted your dad back in the day? Wait, what? That shit will trip me. I didn't know that.

Somebody wrote that. I've said it on here, but probably not in front of you. I don't think of you. I've never heard you say that. Ever. You want to hear about this? Yes. What?

Shut off Phil Grand Mason. I've known you for like fucking like over like almost the half a decade. It's the kind of thing that it's weird to talk about because like actually until recently with all the Trump pardons and stuff, I kind of felt like people didn't even understand what the pardon thing was. Yeah, yeah. kind of became a bigger thing with Trump because he was doing it throughout his entire career. Pardon me. I've been stuck in the boat.

Anyway. Yeah, I mean, my dad did time when I was like in 96, when I was like sixth grade, he goes to jail for a year for some white collar shit, basically, basically. He was a scammer too. It wasn't exactly like that. The album doesn't fall far from the tree. He was an alderman for the local town. It was basically like you work for the city. And then also he worked for this construction company.

it was alleged at one point that he may have improperly used his role working for the government to get jobs for the construction company that he also worked for. And some guy... Something like Jimmy Hoffer or someone. I mean, he doesn't kill anyone or whatever. So it's probably one of the main differences, I think.

Anyway, my dad goes, does his time, but little known facts, my dad was one of like the first, not the first, but he's like very instrumental in the early campaigning stage for Bill Clinton because the first primary happens in New Hampshire. Okay. So my dad, I knew Bill Clinton. I met Bill Clinton a bunch of times when I was like eight.

Through my dad, like my dad just was campaigning on his behalf. Is this why he was getting his dick sucked by Monica Lewinsky? That would happen later once he became president. But there is a photo of me in the White House with the president, Bill Clinton, and Hillary, and we went and visited and stuff. How many more cool secrets are you holding out? That's pretty much it. That's pretty much it. And then, so once my dad fucking gets out and does his year, and then he comes back, he spends a couple years, whatever.

whatever, but he can't vote, which is like one of the things that's pissing him off. He's like a felon now, and he can't vote. Wow. So then at some point, Bill Clinton, like, pardons, I don't know, maybe 30 people or something. It was like some small, because I feel like Trump did, like, hundreds and hundreds. Clinton didn't pardon like a rapper. He didn't pardoned, like, Kodak Black or anything. Yeah.

But he did pardoned my father, so that was cool. That's, I mean, that's basically, like, he pardoned the whole hip-hop community. I don't know if I would agree with that. that, but yeah, sure. I mean, he birthed you. I feel like my dad being a felon wouldn't really have, if anything, would probably be maybe like a good thing for my reputation.

That's what I'm saying. Like, damn, your dad's a felon. That's pretty cool, right? Cocoa felon. But it's funny, though, because, like, all of no jumper fans will DME random facts and things that I don't fucking know. And when they sent it at first, I was like, this sounds too, like, it sounds too crazy to not

be true. Right. And so I wanted to say that shit. And then, you know, it's funny as like a couple years after after or no after when that happened when my dad got charged or got pardoned there was like an article by this Republican commentator or whatever

in the local newspaper basically saying look at what a big piece of shit Bill Clinton is because he's pardoning all these fucking scumbags including Phil Grand Mason I'm reading the article like what the fuck we're going to beat this guy up he should have framed that shit

yeah we'd be crying with I mean like I I'm ever met your dad, but I was like, you know, seeing videos. I'm not really the criminal type. That's why I'm just like, this is so confusing. I mean more Adam family than you and I've been here last time. I used to, I used to FaceTime with, uh, what is your, oh, what's your nephew's names again? Henry and Teddy.

Yeah, we used to face time. You know those Josh's kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to face time with Henry, Henry and Teddy. Well, really Henry, you always used to be on FaceTime with him. Yeah. I think I face time with him. sister.

This is all before Josh even got to L.A. I kind of forgot that Josh wasn't in L.A. for a while. Do you know the other day when he figured out that Josh is married to my sister? He's like, like, mind blown. He's like, he's banging your sister. Like I was going to be mad about it or something. Like, like, no. I kind of was like that too at first.

I was like they're married. Hmm. All right. What do you like from the questions? I think, I think we got to switch the tone and talk about something. Little serious here, man. Little Dirk's brother.

Shot and killed outside of a nightclub. Strip club or a nightclub? Nightclub. The new news that just came out is that in the shooting, at some point, like a police officer tries to intervene and the cop gets shot. Not sure if it was by the same person who shot Dirk's brother, but somebody involved in this altercation shot a cop as well. So they're just running rampant.

I mean, I guess. I don't know. They've been doing that. But I heard Dirk's brother been promoting parties for a long time in Chicago. Well, I mean, hey, I wonder how serious he was taking a security before this, like how concerned he was about this exact thing happening.

Because you can't really ignore the weird timing with this because Dirk just put an album out. There's one song on it that has basically a dude. duck this. They bleep out his name, but it's insanely obvious is what he says. You gotta wonder is this like, was it done basically to make a statement around the time of that lyric coming out like, oh, you're gonna

rap about our dead homie? We're gonna take one of yours. That's fucked up. Yeah. It's just at a point where like the cycle just keeps continuing and the deeper it gets the less of a chance that it is going to stop.

Because it's just like it's just past a certain point now. Everyone's just getting so disrespectful. I saw Choppo put out like a pop punk song dissing as dead ops. Bro, that shit is hard. It was hard. But I'm also like,

what the fuck is this? This is crazy. Nah, my homie Brennan showed me that song before it came out and I was like, yeah, this might put Chopo on the map. You see the white girl who got mad at me

for interviewing FWC Big Key? Yeah, and she was like talking shit to you Like he's not Detroit's Dicker's eye Wait, wait, wait, by the way, just because I'm Not clear on this at all, who Exactly is Since I know you love videos About rappers killing each other

You should search up like FWC Big Key Beef There's like a few different videos And to be honest, they're not really that good There's like something they're like they're not Trape Geek, they're not like that's not Yeah, because I feel like I would have saw it already The designer shit

It's but it's called like I like the off brand ones too Yeah, I mean But the whole thing about it is that it's like, it just has mad different clips from music videos. The long and the short of it is that at one point, this other rap group in Detroit diskey's dead grandma and his brother,

like saying some shit about his grandma. This dead. So his best quote in the interview was, I don't give a fuck if I get as big as drink. I'm dissing y'all till the day I die. Which was kind of, you know, painting a picture of where his mentality was at. It was a good interview, though.

And that's what I'm saying. That's what goes back to like the whole Dirk Chicago shit is like, bro, if they can't get to you, they're going to get to somebody. And what? Like you got to fucking move your whole family around like the military now? Might not seem like a bad idea at this point. If you're as big as Dirk and you're still saying shit, then I mean, yeah. I mean, it's a terrible situation that that seems like a reasonable response,

but I mean, when shit like this is happening. Do you think that he is directly putting his friends and families and other gang members in the line of fire? That's not for me to say. I'm not passing judgment on him like that one way or another. But, you know, I mean, you have to wonder where his head is at at this point. So many people. But that's really, that's part of the life, bro.

And, you know, I know. Some parents, I've talked to some parents before where their houses got shot up. And I'm like, why don't you move? And they're like, I worked hard my whole life to pay for this house. I'm not moving. You know what I mean? If the Lord wants to take me away, then he would take me away. So some people, they had that mentality to where no matter what's going on.

That's fucking deep though, man. Or somebody else does something. They don't feel like, you know what I'm saying? Just imagine back back then, you worked for a house. You're a whole 30, 40 years. You put your blood, sweating, tears, working, slaving away. you buy a home that you want to retire, have your whole family with,

and then you birth somebody who has some beef, and now your house is getting shot up, and your safety is fluffed up, and then, you know what I'm saying? They'll stand on that. They'll be like, I'm not going nowhere. Did you see the statement that Keiko put out where he's basically attacking, like, white bloggers

and, like, probably low-key referring to Traplor Ross about, you know, like... Traplor Ross said that. Trappler Ross made that video talking about it, and I'm just like, bro, the fucking nerve of this guy have to put out all those fucking songs bragging about killing all these people.

And now you're gonna play the victim. Come the fuck on. So like was his problem just saying like oh like you're wrong for compiling all the evidence that I laid out and you That's what I'm saying. There's no leaps of logic for Chapelora

Ross where he's saying well I think that in this part he's saying this and in my opinion it's like this. No, you fucking are. blatantly clowning Bibby's mom. You see the clip of him on Instagram live saying, oh, his mom would be out there like, March, March.

Like, bro, you fucking kill this kid and then go on Instagram live and make fun of his mom for protesting afterward. Like, that's some real deal. I couldn't even thought that up 10 years ago. If you told me that about a rapper, I would have not believed it. That's some really crazy shit right there, bro. And I just refuse to believe that this all

has been taken out of context. come on you fucking hear all those songs bro that's why those songs have millions of views there's a built-in fan base that not that this is what they're on but there is a built-in fan base that if you say GDK on a song there's a certain number of people they're going to listen to that song no matter

what because they can't help but be interested in you provoking a dangerous gang you know? Bro this shit is getting sad bro and it's like it's only getting worse like it's fucked up because as it's getting worse it's like getting more entertaining

entertaining because it's getting worse. Yeah. Like we're all, we're not, we're not watching less hip hop gang beef videos these days. We're watching more. And we might not be proud of the fact

that we're watching it, but let's be real, all that shit is super fucking interesting. And there's just more and more of it day by day, bro. Day by fucking day. They could put out 10 different the beef in Jacksonville videos

and I'll probably watch all of them. Just like, I don't know, man. The beef in Jackson Hole. Wyoming. I want to find out what's going on out there. Bro, all the weed is just like... I know, and that's why you get so high every time. And that's also why it's like impossible to light your fucking blonde here

because the AC's pointing right here. Watch that FWC Big Key interview and watch how many times he has the light is black and mild. It's like he's in a fucking tornado. The fact that... You cannot get it lit. The fact that all my Detroit niggas be really off the black and mild still is very crazy to me. Yeah. That's some wild shit.

Also, that dude is huge, massive human being. Bigger than AD? Tall. Me and AD are the same height. This dude towered over me. I was like, dang. And speaking of the fucking height thing,

I don't know why. Oh, is that what you're going by the biggest op? Because he's the biggest op. I did think of that. In the minority's vlog, I don't know. You were standing up something at the end of it,

and I was down and that way I kept saying, I didn't know AD was so much shorter than Adam. You got to watch that shit after this. I wish you were a little guy. Why? Because I think you think that you could beat me up, and I think that I kind of think you could beat me up.

That's awkward. Honestly, I feel like, like, I don't give a fuck. I will fight anybody. Most people that I run into, I think I could beat them up. It doesn't mean that's true. Me and you in a boxing match, how many rounds you think that it would take for you to knock me on my ass?

Honestly, pun told me he's seen you fucking lifting 300 pounds in the fucking shit. Everybody thinks that weight was so much more because those are like, they're like rubber weights. So, like, the 45-pound weight is like this fucking wide. So all these people are saying, like, I saw you benching 285 for 12 reps. I'm like, bro, that was 185. If you're benching 300, then, yeah, I don't know.

If I could bench 300, then I agree that would be impressive. I think I could probably bench, like, 230 max for, like, one rep. Hey, just take the compliment, bro. You ain't got exposure to. I'm not going to false claim of fucking weight that I've never lifted. My max benched my whole life was like 265 back in the day, and it would probably not happen right now. I probably couldn't even bench, like, 100 if I wanted to.

I mean, I'm lifting weights my heart. fucking whole white. But if this was boxing class, I mean, if this was like a boxing classes, me and you will be like half to fight each other. Yeah, for sure. Because how much you weigh? Probably like 270.

Oh, you weigh way more than me. Okay. But someone should tell a little of re-say that he doesn't have to fight his girlfriend. Oh, my God. Jesus. I'm never getting the interview. Fuck, I'm sorry.

That was a good segue. No, but I just want to say, I don't think you've got no jiu-jitsu skills. So I think that if I could take you down and choke you out, then I think I got a way better chance. You can choke me out. me take you down.

I'm talking about somebody fighting the streets his whole life and does boxing now professionally. You never had to fight somebody who was going to try to take you down and put you in a choke. You know I used to do Tai Jitsu before this. Tai Jitsu? What the fuck is that? It's Jiu Jitsu. Well, I don't know.

Tai Jitsu. I almost said Jiu Jitsu. You think you could choke me out? You would have to get, you would have to be able to do that. A sneak attack? Maybe. But like running up, head up, no. So you and me standing across from each other in a in a ring or whatever,

no punching or kicking allowed. That's not fair. No, but do you think that I could take you down before you could take me down? Just like grappling? I don't think you really tried this at all and I've done a bit of it and granted, very little and it was only time ago,

but I think I could take you down. Pause. Pause. Now we kind of have to do it. But you just said no punching, no kicking, so, hey, it is what it is. I mean, like, that is a stipulation. But you're supposed to feel like

that. He was like looking at somebody like, Yeah. My house phone like, yeah. If you ever gets out of line? How much money would you need to do a boxing match, a la Mayweather and Logan Paul? Bro, that would be dope as fuck, though.

Honestly? And who would be good for you? If Gonzo and Bosco are going at each other, who's somebody that would make sense in the L.A. scene that you respect that you're cool with enough that you could box them, or even actually if you're not cool with them, honestly. Yeah.

Because there's money to be made doing that shit. It would be fucking time. I'm trying to get Selena and Eliza to box. I would pay money to watch that I'm sorry Selena God Yeah Eliza Eliza's bigger

Eliza Eliza's gonna dump her up honestly Selena's tiny I feel like she might break an arm in a boxing match somehow bro hundred grand I do that shit 50 grand I do that shit 25

Keep you going lower outbidding each other Give me 5K Who would you fought Who would you fight I'm thinking about I'm gonna be honest with you bro Like I

Which is our old water boy Not Eddie Baker Shout out to Eddie. And not Chris Travis either. Shout out to Chris. I feel bad. I didn't mention Eddie Baker in the doggy style interview

when he was talking about IE artists. Really? Yeah. I feel like Eddie has transcended past just an IE artist, though. Like, I feel like he's, you know,

he's nationwide international. You know what I mean? Okay. You're like, all right. No, but honestly, bro. Shout out of Eddie Baker. Honestly, bro.

I was always a nigga in high school and shit like that that it don't matter if you was bigger than me, if you was tougher to me, whatever. If niggas really get out of line, I will square up at least. And I could always say that no matter if I won, loss,

even if I got my ass beat, niggas is not going to punk. Me and Desto Dub. I mean, yeah, Dube is taller. Dub is taller to me and his arms is longer. But I give Dub a good run for his money, though. Okay. Dubs be off the

drink, too. So, allegedly. Allegedly. He might stop if he had a boxing match coming up. Hey, listen. What about when they do the drug test and you come up for everything under the goddamn son and he comes up for like his blood type is like 8% codeine? I want to fight somebody I don't like. I like death or death.

Throw me in a ring with that one nigga. You're right now. I was going to say that by I didn't want to bring it out. No, throw me in a ring with him. Do you think you got him? Bro, one million percent. Not if he pops of Molly first. Which he probably is.

Foaming out the mouth. Just to get through the day. I would have to fight Vail if we had to be fair. No, you tower over a Vell. You need someone. You need someone. Vail is still like, who else is being?

Me and Vell would be a good one. Huh? You can't shoot someone in a boxing match. Me and Vell like the same size. Lord goes, Vell is dangerous. And then he says what? And she goes, Bell is dangerous.

She said it again the same exact way. I don't know, y'all give me, y'all give me somebody. Y'all give me somebody else. I'm trying to think of people that would make sense. I would have to fight my brother. Your brother. Kiki.

That would be crazy. And he used to beat me up when I was little. But now I think I can take him. I've been telling him that. He's the older brother, though. So I think he got the older brother's strength. No, but I'm like, I'm more skilled.

One thing is for sure is that whoever you fight, it will be nothing compared to the fight that you're currently in against alcoholism. Oh, my God. I knew. Listen, I was waiting for this to pop up. Because when you said, when you was dissing us as to Avengers, I thought you was going to say that. A drunk one.

I was like, where Wolverine? I was waiting for it to come out. There it is. Wasn't fucking Wolverina drunk? I know he's not an Avenger. That was Will Smith. No. Will Smith.

In Hancock. Wait, hold on. That's different than Wolverine and Whirling. Two completely different things. And also, Will Smith is a real person and not a fictional character. Oh, my God. God. That is good.

I can see Hancock. Should I go on the list? You never seen Hancock? It's good. The fuck is a Hancock. When you put your hand on your cock. Eliza and Kiki She had her whole hand in his

motherfucking Levi's bro Every time I try to have a comment Never mind I never mind He kept bragging that he wasn't hard I'm like bro How are you not hard? He's like I ain't hard

He's like look at me in the eyes I got some real prison shit I ain't hard I never get hard I'm like what is up with this dude It's scary He had to let you know bro He's running around doing interviews

All of a sudden I created a monster You definitely do out of the monster. Shut up to ski TV, man. Skit TV. They used to take his chain and he said, nah, I ain't gone.

Is that true? Because he didn't tell me the story the other day. How are you asking him about your brother if it's true? Because, listen, he calls me for anything else. He told me the story. Call him right now. Some kids came up to him

in Vegas. Kids, I mean, you know, probably early 20s or some shit. Tweaking. And they said, hey, man, let me see a chain. And before you could even really say anything, somebody tried to fucking

grab his chain, they fucking missed it. He ends up beating him up a little bit, I guess, and he's still out of the chain, so I guess they didn't take the chain. See, but he wouldn't call me about that because he knows like... He knows how... No, he knows how I'm going to handle situations like that. Damn, man.

That's why you got to keep the blammy on you at all the time. He killed them in the Las Vegas stairwell of a parking garage? Well, that's why he'll be hanging out at the stairwell, the parking garage in Vegas. What is a chain on? This happened in front of his kid, too. Oh, see? He really wouldn't tell you. tell me that because it's a whole other level 10.

Are you joking? No. In front of my nephew, it'll be... That made me mad just thinking about how I would feel if somebody tried to disrespect me in front of my kid. Bro. Niggas are so thirsty, bro. Why are you that? There's so many other ways to get money out here to do shit, bro.

Like, you gotta go find something to do. And then you're gonna run up on Kiki. He was a huge human being on top of that. That's what I don't understand. This guy's gigantic. He's like six, five. six, five, like, two hundred and eighty pounds. He's like, fucking huge.

Because he, because they thought they was going to snatch it and just like, run away. And why do you want a chain that says ski? What the fuck is going to sell it? They're going to sell it. They're not going to do with a chain that says ski. There's nobody else on earth who wants a chain that says ski. Because they're selling it. And he even said, he goes like, this is not some expensive ass chain.

Like, he's like, this is not like a chain like you're hitting a lick by taking this chain. For them that, like, like, Like that couple thousand dollars isn't late. But see, I don't think it's a couple thousand. If they would have got, if you got diamonds to assume that that's the cheap version, though. If you do something like that and you end up getting shot or probably,

everybody would be like, oh my God, he shouldn't have went this far. It's like you do that in front of my nephew, a 10-year-old kid. What does that do to the 10-year-old's kid's mind going forward? He would never be the same again. Someone tried to take my dad's chain.

Like, you know what I mean? I ain't gone. No, I ain't going. We're going to go blow to Vegas. We're going to blow Las Vegas up. Yeah, you said it way smooth there. I'm a real rapper. I'm just a little fried right now.

I'm a real rapper. I'm a real rapper. And a real trapper. And I'm a real packer. I'm a cheesehead. I pay for the packers. I show up to work late because I'm a slacker. I've seen you fucking on a bitch.

She looked like a linebacker. Cracker. I'd be preaching to these niggas like I'm a pastor. If you see me with a freak, then I'm a passer. because I seen AD with my German bitch. I just fucked a bitch from Alaska. Wait, I really seen AD with my

tobacco. Tobacco. I don't know, no German people. I just copped an alpaca. I just copped a tractor. And I went to a steakhouse. It was albacca. Bro.

Speaking to Germany, bro. That's a bad bar. That was terrible. That was terrible. Bro, speaking to Germany, bro. Speaking of Germany. No, this is not funny, but it's Who said anything about Germany?

He did. He said his German bitch. Oh, okay. He said, he seemed right. We had karaoke, right? And I guess this German girl keeps telling my homeboy, play this song, play this on, play this song. He stops the fucking music mid.

He says, this fucking girl from Germany thinks that she can tell me to play Rihanna every five fucking minutes and shit. Everybody keeps saying, fuck Germany! Oh, my, my. Bro, period. Is that same girl? Yes. Oh, my.

She's right there. Everybody's like this. Fuck, jean. Germany. That is the funny. What did she do? She just, she wanted to listen to Rihanna.

I understand. AD's pretty pissed off because there's a podcast coming out soon in which I say that he's an alcoholic. You tell me about it already. It's fine. I can't wait for it to come out

so you can be pissed all over again. I mean, but it's not like that bad to say. I'm putting you under the microscope. Yeah, you call me a pot head. Who calls you a pot head?

I'm saying you can. It's fair. I'm going to call you a ringhead. I touch the ring. Yeah, you're a ringhead. I touch the strips. I don't know now. This is a third time you to say that.

What did you say exactly? That would piss me on. Josh, you remember it? I said something. I got a friend named ADI and an alcoholic. It was just like that? We'll see when it comes out. We'll see when it comes out.

You say that every week. I'm pretty sure I said it in a really funny way. But he gave me like two warnings about this interview. So that's why I'm asking out. Like, what the fuck did you say? Was it a big interview or something? Sophia from Caller Daddy. Huh?

And huh? Huh? It's not. your world. It's understandable. It's not really my world either. We all live in the same world. I'm white, but I'm not female, so it's half my world. What? Also, she's Argentinian. I love that.

Maybe white as well. I saw some girl on Instagram another day who I guess has a podcast on the Joe Button network. Which one? I don't know, but light skin, short hair. Mandy. No. Isn't the girl that came here? Yeah. Mandy

from horrible decisions. No. No, you're talking about Marissa. You would love Mandy because she actually be pegging dudes. Why would I love her for that? You get pegged off the ketamine. Hey. Hey. I don't know.

Don't put that on me. There's like one or two other girls that I don't know. I got a network. I'm about to find this girl. I've got to find this girl real quick. Karen Sewell's co-host. I can't remember her name. Is it the one who left because Joe humpter?

No. Go to latest followers. Hold on. Relax. You're following her now. I literally, I had to smash the follow button, man. Ooh, fuck. I don't see it.

Okay, whatever. I'm sorry. I can't find it. You're not sorting your followers correctly. I know. Wait, wait, wait. Mandi B. Exactly.

Yes, Mandy. Need that. Said that the first time. But she actually, I was just watching an episode with her where she said that she doesn't peg anymore. I don't want her to peg me. Why not? I'm not really with that.

You have an exclusive pegging deal? You have an exclusive pegging deal with someone. Who, showtime? Forenub. I can get Mandy on the phone. she's fire I'll get her to review you I think she's seeing someone right now she needs to be seeing these high rollers on her feet no you know what was too bad I can't what was crazy about Mandy though is that she was dating this rapper that I know and name drop

I cannot because they talk about these famous people that they fuck with on the podcast all the the time but they never say who it is or whatever even though I think a lot of the comments probably know who they probably know you but I know that she's a pegger so she was pegging this I was told that she was not that he was not on for that but I was really like How do you know so much about her pegging life? I don't know why I know this

I just know that She wasn't pegging this person Thank God Because it would have been weird for me to think about that And really it's all about me It's all about what you think What she's doing in bed is my business It's not at all

Unless you bought her Unless she has the only fans And it's public on display She's starting to foot only fans or something She looks like she might have some nice feet. Yeah. I'm not like a feet enthusiast, but like I appreciate some nice ones.

I definitely notice that they're, what they aren't nice. If I notice that they're bad, then that means they're terrible. I like feet. She's working a foot locker. Like Al Bunny? Like, uh, like, what's a nigga that used to work here? No, remember Al Bunny? This is every episode of Married with Children.

Like you dig, bro. Like you dig. This is every episode of Mary with Children. a fat woman walks into the store today that was just like he would always just like every day he would just have a story I never watched a show yeah yeah yeah how bloody was they selling shoes and every day like

I just remember the daughter was hot and I remember it like it was like the the son and daughter has some weird dynamic and I was like this is weird I don't think they fucked the son was a rapper it was weird the son was a rapper and I think he's still around doing something I forget what was his name bud was his name on the show I don't

know his name in real life, but he's still doing something or, I don't know, or did he die recently? I was reading about him like, is he like, why he was killing somebody else? Did somebody Google, Bud Bundy, death? Why are you always killing people off on a podcast? What about, yo?

He had a podcast. Whoa. You know who hit me about 80 fucking times in a row the other day? Remember that fried ass bitch that was with Selena with the fucking chest pieces on her chest? She had like a rook. I literally responded to her and said,

Stop messaging me. Yo. I don't care. She's trying to hit me up like eight times in a row the other morning. She's like, I'm in LA. I'm with blah, blah, blah. Let me do an interview. I'm like, nigga, I'm not Adam.

Go DM Adam now. Maybe that's why she started DM. Fuck on a time. Here's his number. How the hell does she get my number? Wait, no. The white guy that missed you? She's texting calling.

How did she get your number? In the song? He's coming in. For real? You want to be on that interview? You got to press them, though. You're interviewing. You see how easy it is, guys?

Now everybody's gonna start disson. It went viral. That shit was funny. How viral did it go? Pretty viral. I saw a million comments about it. Like thousands of retweets? It never got on, yeah, but it never got on like World Star academics.

I think that would have been what would have like. Yeah, I was gonna say it. Then it would be like everybody saw it, but I've seen it on like damn near every fucking other page. I mean, just know I was watching my story multiple times of like people that don't even really follow you and I kept seeing it. So it's weird. I will say that it went mini viral for show.

I'm calling him out. I'm gonna put him on the spot. You should make a diss song back to him exposing all of his information. That is good. I want AD here to debo him. Why? Just really put the pressure on him. I wonder how tall he is.

You're all like a little kid. Looks like a little ass motherfucker. What he is the guy from the doc that dished you when we filmed with the minorities? Oh my God. That's why he did it. Hey. Were they that young? Yeah, they were little.

These children? Probably couldn't beat them up. They weren't past middle school for sure. Okay. I, um... Fuck. Oh. You so high now?

No. I wanted to just mention... Yeah, I am high as fuck now. That edible, the ring did me in. You stripped up, fool. This is the highest I've ever been on the show. But I just want to say that... This cap.

It's pretty... Not on the No Jumper show. Probably is the highest. Anyway, the, um... The soft white underbelly interview that I did. Fire. Sick. I interviewed the dude.

I interviewed you. mind-bombing. He went on there. Something's wrong. He's interviewed a few famous people. I asked him about that. I asked him like, you interview Ron Jeremy and like Michael Frenzies.

Like, is that a thing that you... Who the fuck is Michael Frenzies? He's like a mob boss dude that Vlad has interviewed a bunch of times. But he's just famous because he was a mob boss. Yeah. Did he like snitching everybody or something?

I think so. He did like 20 years and now he's out doing Vlad interviews. Damn. One of the pimps that he interviewed, I followed like his YouTube stuff is so interesting. Which one? Sharp?

He's an older black man. I kind of want to watch that. He was trying to get me to help him get gang members, like, who are, because I said doing that one point in the interview, I said, it seems like mostly when you interview people who are from gangs and shit, there are usually people who are, like, are regretful about it or not happy about the way that their life went or whatever. I'm like, would you interview somebody who was still in the middle of shit, like, really, like, gang banking and shit?

and he was basically like, yeah, I would love to, but I never really meet people who are, like, at that state in their life. You got the perfect candidate. Who? He's right under our nose the whole time. CEMAC when he gets out. I was thinking about that, but this is the thing,

is that he said he doesn't like to interview anyone who's, like, promoting something or selling something, because that's not really, like, the tone that he likes in his interviews. No Popeyes. I mean, the entire time that I'm doing the interview was CEMAC, he's promoting his homies workout classes or whatever. Coach Warren. Yeah, Coach Warren.

You never seen this? I didn't watch the whole interview. Five-time athletics or whatever, and he's promoting Popeyes for no reason. He's talking about drinking old English. I think if CMAQ were to give him like a super real-ass interview, yes, that could be dope, but I don't know. Bro, that was like, Housewoman. You have to watch this today, bro. I watch it like nine times, bro.

I love that every time you say that, the number changes. He's like 12 times, 50 times. I keep watching it, bro. But nine is lower than it's been recently. Recently you've been saying 12 a lot. No. I've heard you talk about how many times you watched that interview so many times. Because I don't know.

Thank you for evangelizing on CMAX behalf. And really might as well. Bro, the nigga tells him. He said he'd be out of like parties and he'll just put it on on the TV. Because people don't believe, like some people don't believe that is real. And I'm like, no, nigga, this is real. Like they can't believe this shit, bro. Like he tells Adam to eat.

Does he feed his cat, Popeyes, bro? Well, he feeds his dogs, papas with the bone in. He's crazy. He's in jail. He's in prison. One of the hummies... I'm gonna break him out. Oh, hey, Tony.

You gotta burn it off. One of the hummies, his dog got into like some L-point logo bones one time where we're all faded as fuck off the dabs. And this nigger asshole was like inside out.

Like, it was fuck. I like he was a nigger asshole. No, the dog's asshole was inside out. I wonder if we could get CMAC on Dr. Phil. Bro, now, he's breaking air.

You would never watch another video again. You would watch it on repeat for something. Three weeks. It'd be the best. I think Laura could make that happen, honestly. You see Icewear Vezo was on the breakfast club? Yeah. What?

Isn't that crazy? Did it come out today? It must have. It must have just came out today if I didn't see it. I just seen he posted a picture with them. I didn't even see that the interview's out yet, so it might be coming out out the next couple days, but I was blown away by that. His cousin said, man, you made it.

You made it for the breakfast club. That's pretty big deal. Damn, bro. He's taking it to the next level, man. I talk to people who act like no jumpers, like them making it. know. I mean, it is.

From an outside perspective, the breakfast club is a, like, because they don't really interview anybody small. I interview fucking underground people all the time, you know? But it really depends on, like, the type of music you listen to in dynamic. Because I don't think to know Jumper kids and fan base, I don't think they care about getting on the breakfast club, really. That's a fact. I don't even think they think they think of it as a possibility.

I don't think they're DM in Charlemagne. Yeah, but they'll fucking DM. This is like their meke like, I get to talk to Adam. Bro, there are people that be DMing me like, bro, at five. years are going to see me on no jumper and I'm like okay there's somebody who's like currently kind of blowing up

in like the fashion world I'm not going to say their name right now at this moment but I'll tell you after but somebody hit me up and was like really put me on and I did a bunch of research I'm watching shit on YouTube whatever and I'm like wow this fucking person is sick so I go I see that

they like DM me a long time ago and I just tapped in and they had one sense that just fucking kind of blew my mind. He just said, I grew up on your interviews. And that's just like, I don't know. He didn't like say a lot,

but he said, like, thank you. And then he said, I grew up on your interviews. And I just took it like very matter of factly because if that was me as a kid, I would too.

Like, I would be watching that kind of shit like religiously trying to figure out what the fuck the game is and like how I'm going to be successful or whatever. That's a fact.

I don't know. Like I, if that kid really is, was watching that shit like that. That put him on a lot of shit. Think about how many people. people I've interviewed over the years that could really like tell you how this fucking game

is you know old young but don't that make you feel good and you're doing something in the fucking hip hop community that you're actually helping that's fire that shit made me want to pop another ring bro I seen this video that he posted on his Instagram he's

like in the club with like one of those niggins that'd be like rapping to you outside the mall and shit like that and it's like one of these young niggas, right? And he's from Atlanta, so he's talking with this southern draw and he's talking he's talking hella fast. And like, he

tells Key he's been listening to him since he was seven years old, right? And Key was like, it took key a second to hear him. He's like, wait, since he was seven and he's like, yeah, like, yeah, bro, I'm 15, bro. I've been listening to him sound seven years old, bro. And I was like, nigger, what? Like, you've been listening to Fatman Key

since you were seven years old? Like, it sounds crazy, but it's like, Like he's been rapping that amount of time. The kid was only 15. Rest in peace, I think that kid actually got shot. What? Rest in peace.

Yeah, but like, this is one totally. I'm just saying like everybody getting shot, man. I'm just saying like, I'm high now. You could, you could really make a,

like, you really are making an imprint on a lot of people's lives about doing what you're doing, bro, for real for him. We've got to keep making this content. Keep inspiring these kids. That's fire, man. Like,

that's like, that's, that's, you want to leave behind. What? Laura's laughing. She's dying and laughing and my hood.

You look like me on the Friday stream. Small. I feel like an Among Us character or something. Yeah, you look like me on the Friday shirt.

Well, that hoodie is at least like four years old. It is old. I don't know why the hoodie part is so small though. Shit, that shit just at least he can't zip his lip

with up. I got to put a pumpkin through this. Yeah, edit that out. Don't put that on there. No, it's got.

It's already out? It's already out? I think so. Yeah. And we said it was a herbie sore. Oh, fuck you guys, man. That was one of the most painful things I ever do. I got to get my sleep tonight because I'm going to the studio with AD tomorrow.

And I'm going to be coming back on the show. I got to leave the studio at midnight. Are you going to get mad at me? Is that too early? You're going to make fun of me? Because we can leave here, get there, no. Get there, nine. Chill, do our thing for three hours, boom.

I have one request. You take a shot. A single shot? A single. Of alcohol. Yeah. No I got to drive home

Yeah be responsible One shot I have me on my ass He puts PCP in his shots I'm thinking when did they start making Like fentanyl tequila Oh bro We're gonna make a million dollars off that

Like niggas start re-rocking tequila or something I'm out of here You're done You won't last a week That girl Sophia She was like asking me what fentanyl was and shit she didn't even know what fentanyl was bro i didn't know what fent was until i watched you for him

i mean like it's not like something that like i feel like everyone just knows about but like in the in the scene that we're in where like people are dying she told me she smoked crack the hummy told me he smoked almost said his name you have a booger on your nose do i try to i try to say it i was saying i was like this he probably think i was digging in my nose i was digging i also got to pee i'll be right no we're done we're done it's official we're done Much love to everybody out there who watch this. We will be back tomorrow. Let me know.

Let me know when we watch. AD's podcast at 6 p.m. tomorrow. At the end of the day, I will be pulling up. Check us out. Appreciate y'all.