No Jumper - Thots Next Door Ep. 3 w/ Adam22

Episode Date: September 8, 2020

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Thick, dummy thick with two seeds. Fantasy. So this is the new thing. Let us pussy taste a like water. Let's get right into the tea. Let's get right into it. Okay. Let's get right into the tea.

And also, actually, can you close that door over there? Maybe I'll just start with this idea. Where's Lennox? Can she pull up? This idea. My wife. This is one thing that I noticed while I was watching you guys pod. You guys need to like wait for other people to finish talking more.

Uh-huh. Because like with those fucking girls, you were talking. over them so bad and I know that that pissed them off and I just I just want to throw it out there I think that that would be one thing that you might want to focus on a little bit is waiting for people to finish we think we think that maybe we shouldn't interview two people at once maybe that was our problem maybe two people at once was a little much far as to handle on our first podcast ever that does make sense I felt like they were trying to run it though also like yeah like they wanted our podcast to be exactly like theirs and it's nothing like theirs and

We don't want it to be like there. Allegedly. I'll admit that I didn't watch the one that they did with you guys. You should. It's boring as shit. No. I mean, everyone is saying comment or causative comments about us. Right.

I think, see, okay, I want to get down to the brass tax of the situation, which is that, and also I just want to clarify that I am really deep into poker tournaments. I'm one of them is $17,000 for first. He's not looking at notes. He's literally playing fucking poker. Yes. And also, I want you to know that. I've had this talk with my girlfriend that when I am playing poker,

it's not taking up like a gigantic percentage of my attention. It's taking up a percentage, but not all of it. So I feel like I'm capable of interviewing you guys or whatever this is. We're interviewing you. Hello. You're on thoughts and training. If I seem a little tense, it's because I'm getting my. Why can't you be intense about our conversation?

You literally don't give a thought. I'm very offended. I'm intense about our conversation. We're interviewing you, no jumper. I mean, Adam 22. I like why people call me no jumper. You are the best boss. I don't even know what the fuck I call you anymore.

You deserve a $20,000 raise every day. How do you guys feel about that idea in particular? Like, I'm kind of like your boss, but I feel like I... You are a boss, no. Do you feel like I'm kind of like managing you guys to a certain extent? And do you think that we should... You don't get a shit, but a podcast on no jumper. How you are about a jerk?

I text him once a week and ask if the guests we're going to have is okay. And he says yes or no. I asked Josh. You say yes or no, the other things you ignore. I ask Josh if you manage us. I would like to ask you about that, have a meeting because I would trust you more than anybody else. You do because I made you rich.

Yeah. Which is cool. You made me rich and you gave me a platform. You gave me a job. Right. My own parents. Disowned her. You feel like your parents just owned you.

You're my dad. You're my dad and you're my boss. I said you are my dad and Len is my mom. I'm honestly down with that. I like, so do you want to sign a contract? Because that we have to have a contract on. But do you think we should?

I feel like you guys... Yes, I feel like you said. Would you say that you guys view me as like a pimp almost? No. No, you're taking what that fat, freaking man said, huh? Did he say that? He literally caused you our pimp. He was like, unless he texted me that and I'm drunk.

Was there a new video he made about us? He said that. I think he said that on live stream. Okay, yeah, on live stream or he texted, because he called me crying a few days ago. Oh my God, literally crying? Yeah, he literally called me crying a few days ago. I think it was fake. But I think it was on live stream.

I don't know. We're a little drunk. But he did say that you were basically pimping us and we're doing this to like, you were like literally taking advantage of us type shit. Like pimping? No. I don't feel in no ways. We don't agree at all. The fuck.

Why would we take an alcoholic side over yours? We're trying to get you drunk and you keep saying no. I know. I don't really drink like that. What do you do? I smoke weed. Okay. That's cool.

We don't do that. You know what's funny though is that my fucking brain goes like so fried when I'm in a big hand and I just bust out of one of those terms. And for the record, I got fucked, but that's okay. Did you lose money? Did you get fucked raw? So you guys were in Vegas all week and getting fucked? Yeah, by Alex's brother. Fuck Alex, by the way.

Shout out to you. So you were like fucking these dudes basically to get at her? No. No, I'm in love with her. Remember our first episode when I told you and you cut me off? Can you keep the mic on the table? You're psycho? Yeah, bitch.

Also, I'm glad you guys decided to switch sides because they were saying that she shouldn't be in the forefront. She's too tall. Wait till I get my BBL. She's tall, bitch. Tall and me. Two weeks. Why did you get your lips even bigger? Because we wanted to and we're rich.

Yep. And I got Botox. Look, I cannot move my forehead. No, I'm frowning. We're not mad. I'm mad.

This is me frowning. Do you see a fucking, you need Botox in your eyes. Do I? I'm just high as hell and you smoke of blunts all day. No, you have wrinkles.

I was editing my Brian and Pumpher video all day. So you guys never fuck Brian Pumper for the record? Who the fuck is Brian Pumper? Who the fuck is that? Really good guy. No. Great American. I think I've heard of him.

Actually, because you keep posting by him. Is he the guy who says I want to fucking public? No, thanks. Yeah, he does fucking public a lot. Is he sexy? I'm not down to him, yes or no. I mean, if you didn't know about his personality, you might think that he was kind of sexy. Okay, then no.

Fuck that. No. Fuck that. No. So ties. So no. You know who we do want to fuck that you've seen? Young Thug, what's up with that?

Yeah. Did you show him? Yes. I've already. I'm going to reveal now what his response was. Tell us on live now. Don't embarrass me, Adam. He said, fuck that.

He said, I already fuck Selena. First off, you have to specify what you DM'd me. I said, tell young thug I will swallow seven nuts in a row of his. And what else did I say? Some other shit, I don't know, I'm a freak. That ain't no problem. I think you said it again. Because I was doing my little rap groupie thing.

I was hanging out of the video shoe waiting for fucking cloud to be exchanged. So what did he say? I need to know. Very sad. What did he say? Yeah, what did he say? I screenshot out of what you said about wanting to fuck, suck, suck. seven loads out of him at the same time.

Right. And he responded. Right. Uh-huh. Is dead? He's like that and you shit. With the skull emoji. Wow.

Is he dead? I think he's dead. He wants it so bad. So is that a good, a good school? I took it more as that he considers you like the grim reaper. Like, like he really thinks that you are.

Fuck it. That's like the dead emoji. Like he thought she was joking. No. Not like that. Because if he did the skull and the laughing emoji, boom. Then he's dead.

Like, Oh my God, I'm dead. He was just saying, like, death. Like, I would not do that, I think. That's how I took me. I'm gonna kill myself. This is what's wrong with emojis. Is you take it somewhere and we take it the other way.

He was definitely laughing and he's definitely down. What the fuck? That's how I took it. Now I'm very depressed and now I want to die. What the fuck. So he's basically saying that we should die. I don't know. I don't know.

Or maybe that he would rather die than fuck you is kind of how I took it. That's kind of how I took it. What about? You're gonna. You're gonna. Oh, my God. You're right for this? Yeah.

Is he going to take a shopping? Surprise me. I did not say anything about you together. Why would I? I only talked to him for like 20 seconds. And you didn't mention me, you're fake. Yeah. You're the fakeest bust I ever had.

You're fired. By the way, I know this girl Selena Powell. She'd probably fuck you. I've never talked about it with her before, but she'd probably be down. You literally said that to somebody else. Who's that fat guy that you tried to say that to?

BFB the Pac-Man. Fuck him. He wants to train. You literally said that already. He wants you to settle down. with him. He made that very clear to me. Nope. I fuck one fat guy and you think I like fat men.

What's wrong with you? I mean. I fuck one fat man. To be fair, BFB is huge compared to Ack. To be fair, I would never touch FBSB. To be fair, academics is Humpty Dumpty. I saw that photo shop you made. You didn't even laugh at it.

I laughed that probably. I was very, very offended. Adam, you don't like my tweets anymore. What's up with that? Yeah, and me too. I just got a new Twitter. I am Selena Powell. Go follow me now.

I'm muted you. Huh? I tagged you. I said you're my dad and Lennon and my mom. Can I see your phone now? See, but okay, you want to know the thing that everybody wants to know? The thing that everybody wants to know. What?

Did you fire us? Clearly not. Is when are you guys going to retire? Going to decide that you hate me and Lena and want to get revenge on me. Never. We'll literally send a lifetime NDA forever and ever. We literally love you in Lennie. Like, what's so hard to accept that?

We never said an 18. We literally got you guys baby clubs, but we never bring it because we always too drunk to remember. I feel like you guys like, though, you like. We always forget, but we love you guys. But you have no problem with you. But you guys like don't like, and no offense to the lives is because I haven't known about your history as a human being for nearly as long. But it seems like you guys just sort of like torpedo every relationship that you're in at some point. See, that's a problem.

I'm friends with all of my exes except for too. Like I'm very chill. So, I don't like John. I'm very good vibe. Yeah. No, she is cool with her ex.

It's actually really weird. Your ex is really weird. No. I'm always like, okay. Why is that weird? But you can see, we don't even seem like we're exes, right?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's like my brother now. This is your ex from when you were a Mormon? No. No. I was a Mormon. But that's something I didn't know last time we caught it together.

Dude. You're a Mormon. That makes it so much crazier. Like when I think about all the Mormons I ever met in my life and what they're parents would think about them sucking off a whole fucking San Antonio Spurs or whoever the fuck it was? I mean, I don't judge them because they've done a lot of fucked up shit to me.

I don't know if you listened to the podcast previously. They put me in rehab before I'd ever had sex, smoked, we drank alcohol, anything because I was just dating a guy that was a Mormon. They put me in rehab where I lived with like meth heroin addicts. And that kind of put you on and you realized like, oh, I want to start getting fucked up like these people. No, it didn't make, no, it actually made me. I don't do heroin. No, I don't do drugs. I actually don't do drugs, but no. It made me actually a lot less judgmental people like that. I was super just exactly like my parents very judgmental and I feel like it opened my eyes to that shit and I actually appreciate the experience. I don't regret it. I learned a lot. But were you freaking off in rehab?

No. It was like jail. I couldn't even go to the bathroom without someone like I had to strip down like show them in my mouth to make sure I didn't have drugs. Were you freaking off before that? No, I was, I had never even been fingered at that point. Wow. I turned 17 in rehab. You remember your first finger bang? Yes. That's hard.

Yeah. Shout out to all the finger bangers out there. Shut out, Ryan. There's probably people out there who are just like, hell of hyped on fingering. To bring in your question. That's the only way I've ever squirted is from getting fingered. Really? The dick don't do it.

The fingers does. Yeah. Because it needs that hook. Yeah. That's why you got a fuck a guy who is one of those weird dick implants that makes his dick have a weird curl. You have to like push. Push down on your stomach to make you squirt too. It's like it's a science.

I don't know it. Have you guys ever dealt with dudes like male porn stars who shoot up their dick full of like silicone and stuff? So it stays bigger. This is like a new thing. That's very weird. No. Apparently a lot of these guys are into it. I would never fuck a porn star.

Bitch. Anyway. To bring, I'm not a porn star. I'm not. You guys are both porn stars, like it or not. To bring I'm not a cam star. You told me I should be a porn star, you whore. No, I said that now because of what I did.

because of bringing you on the show, it's like, boom, lifetime as a porn star. Even though before you were just kind of more like a low-key, only fan show. Only Van Ho. I was just a low-key thing. I'm just that only Van Ho. I'm not a porn star. That's how you feel? Yeah. There is a big distinction these days. Why?

I'm just saying like it used to be. I don't fuck point stars. It used to be like if you did porn, that meant that you moved to Vegas or Miami or L.A. And you were like, every day you went to fucking scenes and you went to these rented houses. You get fucked by like 50 different dudes that are in this troop and that. they'd come out like the putties and fucking power rangers and they were just fucking bang you and that's what it is to be a porn star and now you're just a girl who gets a BBL and you fucking take pictures of your butt and you suck your boyfriend's dick on only fans no i'm talking

about every girl every girl on fucking earth is on that shit now anyway adam to bring this to bring a question up to a rap we have a fallouts with people well personally me i have a fallout with people right who do me dirty first i've never been the ones like like do someone dirty first. I'm always reacting. Does it drive you crazy that I don't let you get close enough me to me to me to give you dirt on me so you don't have the opportunity to fuck me over? Even if even if from the recent allegations, if you would have been like,

Yo, Selena, like, you just brought too much drama to my channel. I'm going to have to let you go. There would be no beef. I would understand. Like, I would like, okay. Right. She was honestly so scared. I knew.

Yeah, I was really hurt. I knew you would see through it. Because of the lies. I was like, dude. Like, what about these people? Like, not these people. what about Flennett and I don't like truly like believe this shit like they could have like I don't think these bitches really understand like the harm that they could have caused type shit because I

you know me like I've literally been asking you for five months plus for our own show right and then when me and Eliza became like really really close I brought a really good show to you and you finally agreed for a long time I wasn't taking you serious I didn't think you were actually so I was so I was so happy when she was asking me before I even knew you you you know yeah So I was so happy and I never had a, up until like two years ago or whatever, I never had a problem with Lena. Like, and I wanted her to know that. And I know me meeting her would finally clear that air.

And when me and Lena looked into each other's eyes and I genuinely apologized to her, I was like, thank God. Like now she knows I fucking am sorry. And then for three days later, for it to come out like, oh, she was trash-shocking you. For the same narrative to go back out. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, now I have to clear my name again. Like, bro, like I'm so sick of that narrative.

Like I'm not in love. with that I'm not in love with Adam. You didn't tell those girls that you were in love with me. No. For the record, for the people at home, this is what these girls said, and me and then are sitting at home on like a fucking Friday night or whatever, reading this, and we are, like, trying to figure out if we believe it or not. Those girls know the narrative that's on the internet, though,

and they played off that. They watched our interview and saw what the comments had to say. They said that they were studying us till 4 a.m. in the morning, and they even admitted it that they were studying us to 4 a.m. They've asked us about our relationship with me and, with me and you with me and lena and all that shit and we were open books like we said it like we said we don't care letna was so nice to us in person because she was like she seemed so rude on the face i'm called we're like yeah but that's internet shit like in person she was so nice

i was like she i felt like she was my mom yeah like i definitely said she's not my mom like she definitely said yeah we even said that she was like a mom she brought like this okay we definitely said that she was very prepared she brought and sanitizer you're fucking everything. Who bought the hand sanitizer to the orgies? Let me go out. Whoop, whoop, whoop. So I just want.

So at the end of the day, at the end of the day, I just wanted you and Lenin to know that that was a fictional story. It is what it is. We're not in love with you. I'm not in love with you. I'm not waiting for a final moment where me and you beef and I'm like, oh my God, guys, fuck out of it. But this is the thing is that you're by saying that they're lying,

you're basically saying that they are fucking insane because like that's pretty crazy that they made that up after watching a lot of other content with them i don't find it that implausible because they seem like so radioactive like attracted to drama that i like couldn't believe what i was looking at adam do you know how many dms i have right now people saying that they found out about us through them and they're unsubscribing to them because they're like they're clearly the problem they have beef with everyone that they talk to they have not been in this girl's 600 pages were the fucking drama on them on Reddit. Right. Are you fucking going to need? And I was not even going to just look at that shit. I don't have the time and I don't care enough. So you really talk to Russ?

No. About Russ? You talked to Russ about them? Russ called her. Yeah, I just wanted to like, well at first because I forgot about other drama that he was in. So it was like, yeah, I'm sorry. But you know what's funny is those girls like when I looked at her page, when she followed me, one of them, I realized that she had DM'd me about coming on the podcast to expose Russ before.

See? But we're using them for club. But it was like a while ago. And I don't like, I don't like, I'm not trying to antagonize Russ. Somebody, somebody very close to this thing said I was bullying them into talking about them talking about like name dropping and shit. I was like, how was I? They literally off camera was like, oh, we understand like your channel was more intimate. We like cried or whatever.

And then you come on ours and we're Marracha. Like, we want to know, like, the sex stories. I feel like they plan the shit out. Like, I think they did because now all of a sudden they want to sue. They had us come on their podcast first. We spent eight, eight hours. We were only supposed to be there for three hours. We were there for eight plus hours because they were unprepared.

She lost her flashcards. Their dogs were fighting. Yeah. But so you did their podcast. Did you have any clue that you were going to end up beefing with them? Because you did their podcast, then you did the November one. I don't know idea. We literally stopped.

We literally got into this beef because I unfollowed them. Why do you unfollow them? I didn't want to beef with the shade room like over them. Like the shade room. Why would the shade room care? Because they were threatening to sue the shade room. They're arguing with the shade room because they didn't get a fucking tag. So the shade room DMT her was like, do you fuck with them?

Because then we would be black. Yeah. They're like, no. I was like everywhere in LA. I didn't even tell the shade room like, no, I don't fuck with them. I was like, I'm not in this beef. Like, I don't know. The shade room is that petty that they like care who.

You just fuck with? They didn't know for forever. If someone is threatening to sue them, of course you're going to take that serious. Dude, like I said on the last podcast, remember that rapper? I shouted out Roge with you and you were like, oh, you probably got paid to say that. He, I don't know if you've seen it or not. He posted a clip of that and he was literally threatening to pull up and beat you up. I unfollowed him because I didn't want you to come at me and be like, yo, like, why are you?

Like, do you fuck with him? Who the fuck is he? Is he like a tough guy, though? Was he like straight dude? No, no. I don't know who, like, I only seen them like once or twice. Like, we're just cool and like, you know, I fucked with him. But I never fucked him, by the way. Let me put that out.

But like, I was just like talking to him, you know, like that was my friend in Florida. So I said his name on the podcast. And then you said that. And he was literally threatening him to fight you. And I was like, let me unfollow him so Adam doesn't come to me first. And I was like, yo, why are you following this guy who's talking shit about us? Like, do you have a problem with me type shit? Because I, if Eliz is cool with the bitch who's talking shit about me, I'd be like,

Like, are you friends with this girl? Like, who is she, you know? I feel it. That would be a problem. So the Shade Room, who is consecutively posting me whenever I do some scandalous or some weird or whatever shit since 2014. Yeah, I'm going to be like, yo, I don't know these girls. I know them for 72 hours. Let me just exclude myself from this situation.

Plus, I don't like following people. But you would just spend all that time with them. I could. But some people take the following thing real serious. I kind of get it. And I understand that. These girls. But it's like if you're 31 years old.

They're 32. Come on. Like, I only follow y'all because I work with y'all I see you on a daily basis. I didn't really think I would see these bitches on a daily basis. And to clarify, they, okay, they said that we were using them for clout, but the whole time we were with them, all they wanted to do is post-contract. Take pictures.

We were like, can we put our phones away for the day? And they didn't want to do that. We just went to Vegas with, we don't even have proof we were in Vegas. We didn't even have gone to the whole time. Like, we're enjoying the fucking moments. Okay. And crowd where your videos with us got way more reviews than any of your other shit, bitch. Die slow.

Right. Or allegedly die slow. You guys. By the way, that was all alleged. I don't know. Because it's like if you're, if you're going to do like a ho podcast, you kind of got to like really. No, and they said they were. Oh, Adam.

The next guest we have are straight hoes like us. You think Chief Keefe's going to be mad about you guys? No, we already DMs him and we already said. Dude, like she's such a gangster. I could totally understand why. Yeah, she was that bitch, huh? Yeah, was that podcast the best we had? Can I fuck her on your podcast this?

You can fuck slim danger? Sure, on YouTube, yeah, let's do it. Okay, fuck it. I'm very hard to pull back up. I was supported. I always wanted to push the limits on YouTube, you know? Yeah. Do you have somebody that works at YouTube that will save your channel if that happens?

I have people that could hit up, but I don't know how sensitive they're going to be. I don't know her. She probably hates me. We have a lawyer. How is, what's he doing for you? Anything yet? Making season desist so this never happens again. What?

What? Oh, the girls? Yeah. So they can't, like, expose you? No, we have, no, we have a, we have a lawyer. What the fuck can we do we do? The lawyer's already on it. Like, our lawyer is so good.

The one that helps me with that unknown rapper, the midget one. He's already on it. He don't give a flying flight. Like, he's like, girls, like, don't even worry about it. Like, laughing at this shit. Yeah, the idea. We're sending them a season to say. That's what I'm saying.

That's just going to be dead. They're like, oh, we're going to sue. I'm like, yeah, I'm sure you're going to sue me. There's bitches on YouTube. There's bitches on YouTube that have straight up dropped exposing videos of these girls saying wayward shit about her kid about her motherhood.

Then we ever did. Allegedly she's a bad mom. They're just saying that because they know we have money. No offense to her. But the Instagram live clip that I watched on YouTube of her screaming about you guys and then her baby starts to be like, mommy, no.

She's like, don't worry. Those ratchet ass bitches won't come near. She says it to the baby. It's so fucking funny. You allegedly caught the cops on her. And I'm not trying to pick a fight with her. I'm no disrespect to your mothering skills. She's going to sue you.

She's going to sue me. She's making her fucking podcast thing right now. This girl, this girl sent like 12 screaming voice memos to Selena. We didn't respond at all. I never texted them back. I blocked them as soon as I and followed them because I knew they would have to stop. She sent Selena 12 screaming messages.

A minute each. You were around my kid. We were like, bitch, you brought your kid everywhere. We never knew that he was going to come around. So if you're going to put your kid around people that you don't want him around, that's not our responsibility. We're nice to shorter people. I'm not a parent. In the words of a legend, and I say this as someone who's about to have kids, bitch, fuck your kid.

Fuck them kids. Where is that from? Fuck your kid, bitch. What is that from? Now we're talking about your kid. Fuck your kid. No, I'm just kidding. I actually, I care more about her kid than her in this whole scenario.

Say fuck your kid. kid. She said, fuck them kids. Sponge bodied bodied body. Fuck them kids. She said, we were known to be a SpongeBob body. I was like, I wouldn't. I was like, girl, I wouldn't admit that.

She said that. She's like, she was like, we were known to be a sponge bomb. This bitch is like, I know my body is not even. I just don't give a fuck. I'm like, no, bitch. You can't afford it. You can't afford it. Does she live in Boston though?

Yeah, with her parents. I don't know. Because that's like where I'm from, which is funny. No, you're from Boston, Massachusetts. Well, I'm from Nashville, New Hampshire, which is like. like a half hour outside of Boston. Is that the Hamdens? No, it's very different.

The Hamptons. I said that's what he said. I never got that before. That was pretty good. No, New Hampshire. Shut of the 603. New Hampshire. If you're in New Hampshire, drop a comment.

I thought they, you can't even see the comments. If you're in New Hampshire, go to the nearest public library, get on the computer, and drop a comment. You're flaming your own hometown. I don't even know where would they be watching it if they didn't have a computer. I don't know. Are you famous?

There's Twitch. There's Twitch. I know of me and Eliza. Switch. Dude, literally everywhere we go, someone knows us. So I can imagine what it's like for you. Are you famous out in the streets? Why don't you have a security, by the way?

Or do you? I'm my own shooter. That's it. Can I speak pistol? I have sweatpants on it. It's over there. It's in the corner. Can you fuck Lena with a pistol?

That's very sexy. Can we see it? I don't know if she wants me to, but I would feel really bad if I shot her in her vagina. Yeah, do it after the baby. after the baby. Maybe a gun with no bullets. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know if she wants me to do that. I think he was pulling it out. Honestly, I did it and it was really dope. You got fuck with a gun. A loaded gun off safety. I got fucked with a loaded shotgun. A loaded shotgun. I got fucked with a loaded shotgun.

Sawed off shotgun so you get metal splinters. I think she's worried since she saw that fucking post. I knew it. That's what I was mostly pissed off about. I was like, I literally pled my case that I wasn't messy. That's why I wanted to have this conversation. publicly about like our like what do we have to be worried about are you guys planning on sabotaging us and ruining our eyes what's what's what's the what's the

deets Adam we're loyal to you guys you guys you guys are like how can we be disloyal to someone who made us both rich yeah how can we do that I appreciate that no for real how can we do it do you guys well we have planning in a few weeks we'll literally blow everything up so how could I turn against you I don't I think I bring to you if I was planning on like being driving or something, wouldn't I keep shit from you and not do it through your platform? I'm like, let's do this together. Every week that we're working together, and I realize that this has been like very, you know,

informal up to this point. But every week that we're working together, it just becomes more and more of a thing where we're going to be like tied together. And then if we're not working together, it's going to be a thing. So why don't we have lawyers involved? We should. Let's get a contract going. That's a good idea.

I'll sign a contract with you. We'll do it. But, I mean, I'm scared. I'm scared to go into business with the devil. I'll be totally honest with you guys. You're the devil. We're very spiritual. I'm the devil.

You're more devilish than me. We're demonic shirt. You literally have upside down cross top two. Fucking devil. And a burning church. Do you not see that on his fucking head? No Antifa. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Are you a Satanist? Yes. I worship the devil. I worship the devil. So that's why you're famous. I'm a devil worship. I'm not famous because I...

That's why Chance the rapper? Yeah. That's why? Right. Wow. No, he's trolling. You heard it here first. I'm not famous because we watched some videos, and that's why I'm not famous.

It's because if I had high power, I would talk about some shit. We're woke. That's why we're not famous. That's why the devil won't let us be famous. That's why when I almost reached a million followers, I got deleted. I figured it out. Wait, so why did your Twitter get deleted? You know what?

Because I said fuck Drake. You really think so? That's the last sweet I had. I said, I said, P.S. Fuck Drake. I feel like, dude. And I got deleted. against...

I think Drake runs the Illuminati. I'm gonna spread that rumor around. Spread that rumor around, guys. Go a DM Drake that he runs the Illumani. You could bring that rumor back. That used to be kind of like more of a thing. That was a thing? You guys, you heard it here first on nojumper.com backslash...

Really? I feel like Jay Z guys. Jay Z has the most Illuminati rumors of anyone. No, the... Beyonce and Beyonce. What the fuck? The Hillary Clinton, guys. Yeah, Jay Z and Rihanna.

Hey, do you mind if we come Friday and have a woke? podcast. A woke podcast? You know what? I ain't trying to die. Never mind. I ain't trying to die. About who? Pizza Gate. Oh my God.

Do not know what the fuck Pizza Gate was? Wow. You guys are serious? No, I'm just kidding. I don't want to die. Yeah. I love my Instagram. I love my Instagram so much. Selena A pal X-X-O.

If you guys became Q-A-N-N-P-A-N people, that would be pretty fucking. You're so woke? It'd be a wild plot twist. I'll tell you later. Q-An-on. I'll tell you later. I told you about it yesterday. I feel like that would be more work.

some to me than pretty much anything else. Okay, then we won't. Probably. Okay, fine. So you're going to just forget about the international democratic. No. Petaphyl. It's going to keep it off the live stream.

Satanic cabal that rules the world. It does. You believe this. I do. After my researching, you guys, you heard it here first. I'm pro-Trump. If you came, if you, that's what I'm saying that. You should go full Tommy Loren and like get the fucking

who the fuck is Tommy Lauren. Make America great again. Is that like cats off? Is that blondeish that goes viral on Twitter? She is. Yeah, she's like a Republican cat stacks pretty much. She loves Trump. She'll wear the Make America Great again?

I thought there was, no, not Eliza. Elysia Bates. Oh, no, no, no, no, Candace Owens. Candice Owens is the other one. She's pretty much on the same time. I feel like Candace No one is not, she's a little harsh. I don't know about her.

I'm a huge fan. That was on my explore page. Some of the shit she says I agree with, but a lot of it I don't. You guys should vote for Kanye. I would vote for Kanye. for Kanye. You should. That'd be so cool.

People are saying that Connie is just trying to feel the black from Biden to get chumped on. He is. Oh yeah, that was another thing I'm kind of concerned about is you saying the N word. I didn't say that. We didn't say that. Oh, not on camera. Are you trying to fucking cancel us? I said it in the DM.

She never said that. Oh. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't say it anymore? No. Because I mean, it says that you're Greek in your Instagram bio. I'm the Greek freak.

The Greek freak. Have you ever said the N word? Never. In your life? Same. No Never once Yeah no

I said it in the DM to trade songs And you know what happened It turned into a meme But it's funny how Yeah But were you surprised That he didn't care You probably were saying it around it

I wasn't surprised that he didn't Look rappers don't really care about this stuff They're fucking fucking you You can't You can't You're in-word pass until you fuck I had a rapper Tell me he likes to be called

The Hard R Shut up really I've had multiple people How do you know that way This is the one This is the one person You don't want to expose Is this guy

Okay, fine. You want me to say? No, I feel fear to not expose them, but that's... I'm not. Damn, he's really into that. That's crazy. I've had multiple guys say that to me. Really?

Yeah, like, that turns them on. It's weird, right? That's so crazy. But it's like how people feel when I say I like to get beat up and, like, disrespected. I like to get spit on. I like to be called on. Do you have guys trying to peg you? Do you ever peg someone call them to N-word?

What do you mean? Like, when they fuck you into the dildo? What's wrong? I'm going to shove a dildo in their ass and call him to N-Hwer. No. You watch some weird porn. Yeah, what the fuck at him? I'm just asking, if they like being called that.

So they've actually told you like, I like it. I like it. They're just like, ooh, I just like that. They just say it gets their dick hard. I don't know. Literally. You know who likes it? I think that's dysfunctional.

I'm not going to tell you who actually. Don't. I know what you're going to say, bitch. Don't say. I know what you're going to say. I'm not going to expose them. Are you guys worried that like, no.

That by associating with you. guys that I'm gonna get canceled and that people are gonna be really mad at me. I don't know you can't get canceled. I hope we turn on Twitter together. Adam I pray to you. I don't pray to God. I pray to you. I appreciate that.

Fuck, I just swallowed the water weird twice and around. People are gonna think that's the key. Are you okay? Are you okay? I don't know. I'm over here traumatized and shit, dude. Do you have PTSD from us? Tell me the truth.

Anyway, we hope we turned on Twitter. So if you want to cancel us, cancel us off. you care about you're like the only person I know who like post on my Instagram and immediately asked me to like it. That's just kind of different to me. I'm not going to lie like you make my likes jump like Lenna, comment on my picture I got 30,000 likes. I was like oh fuck I like her. The comment got 30 oh no you got 30,000. And that's the other thing on their little that's the other thing on their fucking book that they wrote about it was like she's just using Lennon. No, no she uses Lennon at

Adam for clout. Like, bitch, I think Lenna and Adam fucking know that. Like, clearly they fucking know I like clout, bitch. They're not, they weren't, I was literally with them. I was like, can I borrow your phone and tweet about myself? Like, clearly they fucking know. I mean, that's kind of like the running joke with you in general is like, ha ha, I'm Selena and I'm a cloud addicted fucking horror. Yeah, that's not a joke. Yeah. That's really how you're living. But yeah, can you tweet about me? I mean, in general, sure. I have my deleted Twitter. My new Twitter is, I am. Do you think I'm not doing enough to promote your new Twitter?

Not at all. I kind of have to pee. I'm not going to do it, but I kind of have to. I'm not going to do it. Sooner or later, I'm going to pee. Okay. Just don't pee on air. Not on you.

Actually, pee on air. Well, we weren't worried about that. You guys are always getting pissed on. That's different for me. You think we're scared of a little kid? You never peed on Lena? In the shower. That's the same.

Do you think you could pee inside a bitch? Because I know this guy I want him to pee inside me. You would have to. get your dick hard put it in let it get soft then pee because i can't really like and like that would be really he's like really like envisioning can we have never mind to pee people think it was the one of the biggest means was just that you guys said or that i said what what happened to the cum yeah what was wrong with that you were generally interested no i didn't think that was a weird question that's a valid question that's a valid question people on the internet are just weird you know what's funny though is how

Eliza's like progressively becoming like less slutty where all of a sudden now it's like before I was like I swallowed seven nuts now it's like I don't want to get come down No I don't I've never really enjoyed getting come down I would but I'd rather swallow it I don't want to clean up the mess I'd rather just take care of me I'd rather just go inside me yeah inside of me or my mouth At least you want to come on academics's name yeah Why do you have so many fucking academics testes? She doesn't have me yeah so crazy she has a living sting under her tit which I guess most people probably don't know that that's his real name. Yeah, living stupid bitch.

But you're always talking about how you want people to come on it. Like, what is that about? It's a pink. I just like that disrespect because I'm too pussy to go. Like I would go get a covered or like removed, but like, that shit hurts. So I'm like, mm, I can just say. Fuck it. Gives his enemies to target. You know, shout out Freddie Gibbs and Guapo dad. 4,000. Whatever. Gwapo dad. Gwap old dad. Whatever. What did I say? Guppy dad.

Who are I making that out? Bitch, I used to want to fuck him. I think he's. short though. You want to have a three same? We can set that up. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. I'll set you guys up with that for sure. Drop dead. He plays Pokemon Go. Oh, so he's your brother. And he has waves. He has really crazy like waves? Waves. Oh, I was like, fuck. I think he has AIDS stuff. You're trying to kill us. You're trying to kill us and take all our only band money. If that's how I told you guys that that's how I dropped it on you, that would be. I'm very upset. If he had it. Adam, if we sign a contract with you, are you going to get us hit?

I'm not going to sign you guys. I'm not going to sign you guys to a Meg deal. I don't want to sign a 360. Yeah, I'm not, I don't give me my only fans money. I'll give you my only fan's money. I'll give you my don't jumper money, but not my only fans. Yeah. That would have been great though.

Before you guys came on the podcast, I was like, yeah, she can come on if you give me 20% of her only fans money for life. Wait, but Adam, actually, I want to do music. Seriously. Do you know that I sing? I honestly think that you guys are pretty good. So you do have a singing background because your voice does sound good on that track. You don't watch my highlights on Instagram. A Y Y Y-Y-Y-Y-E-J-A-E?

You don't watch my shadow band-Bel? I haven't actually watched your highlights, no. Okay, well, do you want me to play it? That's so insupportive, but I don't like that at all. What? I'm a big proud fan. Yeah. What's your favorite line from that?

And don't fucking lie because you're scared. The best line is, uh, don't fucking lie. No, the best line is like, I don't fuck the whole team, but I'm proud of it. Really? That's just like such a... He's a liar. His favorite line is job status school because I ain't fuck way to academic.

Or I'm shitty on. bitches even when I'm getting pissed on. That was also pretty hard. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. First one through two was the best versus. You know, I'm going to ask. I have a hard time telling who's who on the song. Really?

I'm Sleena. No, who goes first? Oh, I go first. Then me, then the chorus, then me again, then me again, then her. Yeah. I switch out at, I switch out with making bust. If he had it 22, having three since me and Lena add in 22. So I figured that that line had to be you, so that was part of how I was putting it together.

Fuck boys still want it Even had it drop out of school Have you got hit up by labels? No No not yet I feel like I could see it But the man who Never mind

That if I'm gonna sign you I definitely want part of the label deal I could shop you guys We have to make a real video What about Atlantic one's friends I want to wear Devin Booker jersey That was my vision honestly Is that I want to get pissed on in the back time

I want to BFB the Pac-Man to be the feature on the song And then we Can you do a remix? academics it would be funny hey Adam can you he wore the fake supreme hoodie in the hat that would be like pretty good that was my vision his supreme hoodie's fake Adam can you do a remix one time um to your song

you want me to rap on it yeah can I rap in the baby voice have you ever been a rapper I want to know I feel like you yeah I could have sworn you had songs out I was in a rap group in college I'm just kidding I love you my babies when I was 12 I used to rap at the talent shows but then they got rid of me because I started a fire you did talent shows where I lit the fucking curtains on the stage on fire as part of my rap set no I'm just kidding but one time I drank a gallon of egg milk on or of a eggnog on stage and I threw

up yeah I don't even think you can drink a gallon of they were like 20 bucks to the first person who drinks this card and eggnog I'd never drank eggnog before I get up on stage I fucking pound the whole thing now run to the bathroom puke my guts out isn't that just like you go to college I went to college for two years and that's when you you did it. Wait, Adam, are you a porn star? I think that I'm starting to cross over. But I've done like real porn, you know, like with like a real filmer and stuff, which

you now have as well, which is interesting. Yeah, with Lena and Adam, you heard it here first. Have the threesome is me. And Lena out of 22. Lena's pussy literally tastes like fucking rose water. And spoiler, you know, she's pregnant. It tastes like lean. No, it doesn't.

No. Rearranged Lennie, you get lean, boom, that's what her bottle tastes like. And I did, I don't know if I could say it. Can I say it? Huh? Yeah, you did. We both sucked on her tities. And, you know, I tasted like breast milk.

I said it here first. I haven't actually tasted it. It was like sweet. It's like blenda and milk. Yeah, it's like sweet. How are you thinking? I'm going to be as a dad. I think you're going to be number one dad on her.

I think you're going to be a good dad. Number one boss, number one dad. Number one boss on her. Sure. Number one dad owner. Numbers. Actually, you don't text us back ever. I mean.

Do you even have my number? Yes. You're in a group chat. Your number is saved as Adam Bossman. What the fuck? Why don't you text us back? The big, big boss man was when my favorite wrestler so I could get into that. Oh, wow.

That's amazing. Oh, wow. Do you guys get annoyed with our text messages? Be honest. Yeah, tell me the truth. We don't blow you guys. Thank God. No.

So Lennon still loves us, right? I'm a believer in you guys as talent. I just want to make that clear. I feel like we can. Make you guys great. Make thought and great again. Make me great again. Make thought great again.

Yeah, I just feel like you guys, you know. Thank you. You guys represent, like that interview that you just did with some danger. It was amazing. Tell us the truth. That's some hardcore hoeing on camera. Like you've never seen before. Like you guys were just talking about fucking dudes.

Like it's regular. Like that's like the most ratchet podcast I might have ever seen. And did you love it? I love that. That was incredible. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Josh literally just said,

pretty funny how you always that. I can't even make a noise that loud. I'm sorry. Because I'm just so happy. Yeah, I think it's great. We love our lives. Thanks to Adam. Yeah,

and you guys have a whole new life because of me, right? We're going to get rich as fuck this year. Let's do it. I got this puppy because of you, Adam. I love you. You're already a millionaire. That's why I pray to you. Can we get into your finances.

No, no, no. He's broke. Yeah. So am I. I'm just showing. So am I. We're all broke. We're all broke.

Hey, I almost about Brian Pumper video. Brian Pumper video dropping very, very, very soon. You did an interview with Brian Pumper? No. Adam, I'm sick and tired of you interviewing people and not inviting us. Yeah, that's very rude. Hey, when you invite Drake, I better be there naked front row. Right there on the couch.

Or I'm gonna kill myself. Can I reveal something to you? Yes. Don't. Drake thinks that the, we're dark and disturbing. Drake is still entertained by the meme of you. Me? Yeah.

Let's just say that. Sorry, Josh, I never screamed, but that made me horny. What are you saying? He thinks, like, he's never hit me up about something repeatedly. before, but that meme to him. Can I be dark and disturbing on that dick, please? I think he said dark and frightening. No, disturbing.

I think he was disturbing. Yeah, we're a little drunk. We would never forget that. Are you kidding? You guys were kind of wasted. When are we not? When we last seen you? On the one with the twins, which I guess is part of parts.

I was actually sober on the one I came with you. I feel like you guys aren't drunk right now. I want a shot. Can you tell Josh? Can you take a shot with us? Yes, but I have to pee. I have to pee. Okay.

I'll take a shot. Okay. I'll take your, I'll take your, I'll take your, P and we'll call you a shot, Dad. I'm gonna leave my computer here and let the time bank run out. Fuck it. Okay, we're gonna go look through your start history. No.

You stay there and put your top wall. Okay, Josh, can you- I play bingo game? Can I play bingo for him? I'm behind. Can I play bingo? I want to play his bingo game. What?

I don't know what I'm doing, actually. I don't want to fuck up his bingo game. He might fire me for all. I don't know why he's saying, look at him the table. Flicks his computer, so he doesn't know I was on his bingo. Okay, don't go through search.

Does that say Karen's world? Carim. Who the fuck is Karim? Wait, I think he works for No Jumper, actually, and does that new shit. Wait, Josh, were you trying to somebody was behind me and you lied? Okay, I fucking knew you're a liar.

Now I know for Karim's World. He's not even fucking searchable on Instagram. Who, me? I know. I'm Shadow Band. No, Karam's World. Fucking loser. Let's see how many people are watching us. Fuck that.

Adam. Our boss left. Fuck that. have the podcast for ourselves. Fuck it. Wait. I don't have to pee. Send his questions.

We should ask him now. Now. We're ready. Go smell his seat. Go smell it and do it. It doesn't smell like shit or roses. Hey, get me smelling his seat because they asked for that. There's no.

They paid for that comment. Someone paid for that, Josh. I'm taking a shot. You want a shot, Josh? Fine. They told me to smile your seat. They paid for it. How was it?

It smells like fucking sweat. Adam, are we taking your patronage? How's my ass? asshole smell. Oh, ew, I didn't look like that. Wait, Slimy no,

watch my son. I feel like he's trying to jump off. Huh. Okay, so they just pay for us to ask this question to you,

Adam. So, aside from the negativity. About you guys? No. No. About everything in the world?

Oh, right. How do you truly feel about Tattle Tales going to triple cardboard? Are you happy? I mean, okay.

What's cardboard? Do you mean billboard? No, cardboard means like it flopped. It did flopped. I'm glad that we can have this conversation. Let's do this fucking shot. I need a water chaser because I'm really a bitch.

Adam, you're making my whole in your life. I'll take a shot with you guys just to be cool with the gals, you know, just to celebrate us being a team. Our success. Also, Lena, who's not here. Lena, I did not, okay this. I did not, I did not.

If you do want to chime in, feel free to call her and text. FaceTime me, not him. Fuck him. Adam, are you our manager yesterday or not? This is our, declaring our partners. that we're now. This is like when fucking Meg signed to that fucking dude. I got signed to no jumper. Can I put my name in the bio now?

We haven't officially figured out, but we're going to figure it out. I'm not signing to shit unless you put me in the fucking bio. Adam, I'm very sad. I'm very upset. Put me in the bio. Cheers. Can you finish what you were saying about Jake after this please? I'm very horny. I'm very horny. He just, uh, you know the meme. This girl needs to be in 22k or whatever the fuck. He sent me that name. What did he say about it? You put a laughing emoji.

Can you tell him that I'm right about me? Yeah, that shit sucks. What is that? Don't know you? Can you guys make me a mean so Jake can laugh at me? Ooh. This is very good. I don't have car on.

You're jealous. I can see this coming. You guys are gonna break up just like you and fucking, what's her name? I was never jealous to Claudia. Bro. She's such a Claudia. Adam.

You don't know about us since we've been friends for four years. Like that's, this isn't new. From sucking Sololucci's dick. I'm familiar with the law. No, we've been before that. Before that. Before that.

And she'd been trying to get me to expose people. for years. She thought I could be like famous. You know, she was like, why don't you fucking sing? Why don't you do this shit? She believed in you and she brought you here. Yeah.

And I just never wanted like clout. I was just like, I want money. I don't really want to be known because every famous person I met is depressed as fuck. But I think that's their own like price. I do think that like picture what this is going to contain, what this is going to entail.

Takes one shot. Okay. So I take one shot and I declare this is what we're going to do. Bankruptcy. Bye. That's that narrative that I'm jealous of her. I'm not jealous of her. I know how to act on fucking camera.

I'm going to sad about at Drake. You guys are going to sign to me. We're going to do the proud video. Yes. We're going to do the fucking video. Only if I'm in the bio of no jumper. Like a real fucking video. I don't know we're ready for that just yet.

We're going to do a real video and then we're going to get you guys sign. You see the vision. It sucks because like people are watching us. Okay. No Jumper said that's all. And R's going to be watching this. They're going to try to swoop you guys up. But that's why I got to get some.

Go watch my highlights. We need to get the Meg deal ready. Okay. It's lit. That was the end of your fairy tale? I mean, then I feel like all we have to do is do the video and it'll just go from there. You too. We put the video on No Jumbers doing millions of views.

Adam, the video is going to go viral. We already talk to Josh about paying him to do that. I want it to be hilarious. Put the video on No Jumper. So you guys could also pay us or you could just sign to us and then you don't have to pay us. Yeah. Well, I think you are going to do it regardless. But Adam, I want the video to be so funny.

I want us to wear a son just. I want to fucking troll I want to get a trash can and put Tori Leans face on it and kick it over We can't tell them the blueprint When we say fuck Tori Leans You guys are going to be feminist icons Yeah

Via No Jumper Do you Adam do you think this is This is a coincidence or not Two days before Meg spoke out We talked about Meg speaking out And then two days later she did it I know I totally didn't think that that was a coincidence

It totally seemed like she fucking Because dude she literally It was like she was like she took your fucking advice. Like she watched it. She shows up like super chill, no makeup, whatever and just fucking boom,

just starts dropping truth bombs. Yeah, because all the blogs picked it up, didn't they? Every single blog. We were viral. And the all week straight and then she got that story.

I was like, damn, this bitch is all our time, but I'm proud of her because she should have spoke up. She finally spoke up. And can we talk about her skin? Bitch,

drop that skin care. Her skin. She's so beautiful. She's so beautiful. She's so beautiful. She's so beautiful. I think she has really amazing skin. I haven't really noticed.

Maybe she was. Maybe. makeup she looked bonnetballette no maybe it's mabeline look no makeup i don't wear makeup you don't care reach out to elizabeth where you at i did the first time i came around deal you're gonna have to wear makeup for the video what video oh that's fine music video i don't wear makeup i just don't like doing it like you don't do it unnecessarily yeah i no why don't i make up either why would i i mean you do everything else you have surgery and shit i don't have surgery you're about to get surgery right now

All kinds of shit shut up in your face. You know there's something going on here. I don't mean a Botox and Lip filler. Adam, if I take it again, Botox, what are you doing? I don't want to. I met a dude the other day. I met a dude the other day who was like, dude's like,

was like, Simon Cowell? It was the craziest Botoxin. He was this dude's just like this. I'm like, yo, I do not want to look like that guy. I want to get old. I'm not doing nothing of the weird shit to my face. Lennon does that guy? Who's that guy from Jersey Shore?

Polly D. Was it Polly D? I heard you guys talking about fucking him. Was it Polly D? I want to fuck Polly D. Penises. I want to fuck the situation. You want to fuck the situation.

You fucking say. No, Jay Wow. Jay Wow. I want to fuck Jay Wow. I would fuck Jay Wow. It's okay to call me. In a three-simwood-Lennan. Yeah,

I would definitely smash J-Wil. Should I do it? I smashed Snooki just for the name recognition, you know? I love Snookie. And you know what she's in her prime. So you want to fuck. You look amazing right now. I fuck with you.

Would you smash the situation just to give us the trip report? I think he's married. You got to fuck B.F. B-FB the Pac-Man so we can get a trip report. Who? The Pac-Man? The Pac-Man. The fat guy.

No. The mailman. She's not. She's not. I think it's like, I don't know. We don't know who that is, but no. Pass. Can I play futzies?

I'm very much. I love you so much. I have a great interviewer guy question. You ready? Yeah. By the way, this tournament is now done. You are not reading comments. You are playing fucking poker.

Stop asking you working. 25 people left. Thank God. I don't know what that is. In our life. I'd say to play your bingo game for you, but fuck that. 25 people left. tournament.

All right, here's my question. Yes. I was watching Joe Button and talk about you. Joe Button talked about me. Answer my DM. I'm trying to fuck. I don't know.

I'm trying to fuck to make you know who met. I, fuck me, Joe and Mel. What I heard Joe Button say, he was talking about why guys like you. Because she's a freak. Because I'm the sexist person in life. And he said,

I think y'all like her. Like y'all like her. Like you like her. Like they like, you know, he's just basically saying that dudes like a fucking psychopath scumbag. I think that they like sluts. Like, I met so many guys that have told me like, I like sluts. Like, fuck it. If you can own up to what you do, like, I like that shit.

My boyfriend loves me. Yeah, he literally was like, I love sluts. Like, I love girls who are open about their sexual ass. Girls, like every girl, I hate to break her down to y'all fellas. Like, every girl is a whore. Like, was I being rude to? No, no, no, no. She's crying.

A lot of girls. Every girls had their whole face I'm sorry to say it Like if a bitch Want to say I fuck six guys Bitch okay Like that's nothing to be proud of

Because bitches who have A thousand bodies Are still getting wives You ain't doing shit Like Pussies can be retractable I got my pussy done too bitch Like ain't shit about that

You got your pussy done Shout out What did they do to me? I forgot your hat Sorry They can't get you show They injected some shit To like tighten it

No they didn't inject it baby They inserted They inserted They inserted They inserted a laser and like, like, tightened it. I don't know. They made your pussy tighter.

You did this? That's crazy. Yeah, I got my pussy tightened. Wow. Just because, like, I went to be a virgin. And then. No, my boyfriend. But anyway, guys don't have a problem with, like,

down to it, only academics really was like, I can't, like, really claim you out in public because I don't want my reputation. But if he doesn't care about his reputation type shit, then you're good to go, sis. Like, men don't really care. That's so funny that that was his reason.

No, academics, he told me multiple times. No, I think the real reason is that he's, sucking six nine's dick every night i think that's we have a video of that and um allegedly this is what we got to keep talking about is the six nine thing oh yeah that's why i asked you so are you happy that his album flopped let me take you through i don't know how the fuck we got to see back in the day i would have made a vlog about this but here i'm just going back in the day let's do it right now let's camera action let's go on thursday night i'm up late i realized the album's out you know why hold on stop right there thursday night we wanted to actually pull up to stream um academics's album on

live. That's what we came here for. Somebody, I'm not going to say who, in this crew of No Jumper, said that we couldn't do that. Really? They said no. We could listen to music online. It's totally fun. No, they said we couldn't listen to Sixth 9 because you had morals and I was ruining the face of No Jumper.

Yeah, I don't know. We could have that conversation off camera, but that's a little invasive. I wanted to stream No Jumper's... I mean, no jumper. I wanted to stream Sixthine's album so bad. I know. So bad. Did you listen to it?

Duh. It was the best album I've ever heard. You seriously like it? I love it. I like track one and two. We like track one and two. No, I love the whole Adam. You don't like six nine locked up.

I didn't even tweet about it because I hated it so much that I would just sound like an insane fucking hater. But I hated it so, it was so bad in every way. Are you on crack? It was so bad. What song did you hate the most? Tell me the truth. I can't even like... I hate the one with academics.

I'm challenging you. I'm challenging you to one thing. I listened to the whole thing and then I went back and I was like, wait, I thought academics was on one of the stories because I didn't even notice him because it doesn't even... He said one line. It doesn't even sound like anything. Yeah. He says one line in a one minute and 30... The whole time I was listening to it, I thought that I was going to...

The second I heard it, I was like, trash, turn it off, turn it up, turn it up. I knew that was his blaze, well, obviously. Anyway, I'm challenging you to say one nice thing about six and a go. His girlfriend's hot. Jade. Oh, Jay. Besides the tattoos, she's all right. And another thing, you know.

That's the only thing I was thinking when I watched that video. You know what I was like, his girl looks bad. I can spoil this because she said no. Uh, Sarah Milan. She said. Melan. Marlon. Sarah Malon.

We asked her to be on our podcast. And she said, she said, she said, good luck with your adventures and blah. I don't know what the fuck she said. She said a paragraph. I was like, yeah, she said no. Because I told you, because you asked about me and you even know, because I go off on you all the time too, like if you say someone I don't like, I go off

on you for random reasons. Uh-huh. She said my name and at that point I wasn't getting along with her like because of that fat man. So I was like, yo, like don't fucking talk about me. Yeah, Humpty Dumpty. So I was like, don't fucking talk about me. And I went crazy, but it's like, because I was somebody I was in love with at that point's bad.

And I tried to explain that to her and she was like, you're flippy floppy, like, of course I'm gonna be flippy poppy. If I'm beefing with him, I'm cool with you. If I'm cool with him, I'm being with him. Maybe through me we can like somehow make you have like better relationships to something like, I want to broker. I'm done. I want to broker a truce between you and AD.

Oh yeah, I'm cool with him. In my head. I don't know what's wrong with him. He blocked me. If you mess with AD, you might end up in the brave way. But he DM me. What river? No, in a river. I don't give a fuck.

I was in Compton. We were in Compton. I was in Compton. I was in Compton. That was funny. We were in Compton in studio. You want to go ride horses in Compton? I saw that vlog that you were in Compton riding with the Compton horses.

And I'm here to tell you that I wanted to go on the Cowboys too. Yeah, once alone is not Prego, no Mo. Maybe I can. Can we go on the horses? Yeah. Can we go all of us? You have to get fucked by all the Compton Cowboys. Can we go to Greece?

What do you think this is? Why not? What's the Cowboys? Is that a football team? You saw the video. It's just a regular game, man. It's regular. I thought that they're the football team too.

I thought you were going with the Cowboys. But you guys don't want to fuck a horse, right? And then I was very sad. No, I don't fuck animals. Did you just say if we want to fuck a horse? I just wanted to make sure you don't. Peta has entered the chat. I just want to.

PETA. PETA. Pita. Bitch. Peta. Peta. Would you call it? Yo, I once got a goldfish.

I mean, a gold, not a goldfish. I once got a beta fish and I was like, look, my new home decor. I peta attacked, Peter. Peter attacked me for a whole week straight. Don't fuck with PETA. Really? Mm-hmm. The official PETA account tagged you?

Yeah. No, they attacked me for a full week straight because I called my fucking goldfish a fucking home decor. Adam, do you need a neck massage? You look very stressed. My ears hurt. My ears hurt. Turn your sound down. Oh, my ears fucking hurt.

I don't know. These things hurt my ears. Maybe it's because I'm pregnant, but my fucking, my ears kind of hurt now from the headphones. Are you saying that I annoy you? Are we annoying?

Tell me the truth. The fact that you like the 6-9 album is kind of annoying. I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna lie. Number one, come out, locked up. I like the whole album. I'm a human being.

Adam, I fucked everyone on the album. Are you proud of me? You've what? I fucked everyone on the album. No, you didn't fuck smiles. Who's that? You didn't fucking Nikki Minaj yet. Oh, yeah, you're right.

It could definitely have it. Never mind. I just fucked six nine. A-Con and academic. You like A-Con? You didn't know this? Wow. I literally have a video of him sleeping.

Have you not seen it? Look, I'm going to show you. I don't need to see the video. Oh my God. Okay, well, I'll blud it on my Instagram later. Your background literally just made my heart sink. Fucking A-Conn's pretty fire. In a good way.

A-Con was not fire. He's threatening to sue me. Everyone threatens to sue me. Yeah. So how about that? So people haven't seen this vlog yet, but I went to the Yon Thug and TIE video shoot the other day. And T. And T.

T.I. actually hits me with the so. I heard you had some girl in your show talking shit about me or whatever. He said some girl. He knows my name. He said like, I heard you had a young lady like talking crazy about me or stuff shit. And I was, and I knew he was talking about you,

but I also was like, honestly I don't remember at all. And he was like, oh, I bet you don't. I'm like, I don't. Like, I fucking have no.

Did you say, who was it? I have, I assume he was talking about you. But I think that if you went back to that, because Lena said that she remembers it and you said something. And I was just like, all right,

let's go. Like I didn't even want to talk about it, I guess, which I don't even remember. No, I literally at the end, you were like, well, I was like, you were like, okay, let's wrap up. You're like, this has been the Don't Jumper show. And I was like, wait, no, I don't want to go because like I thought that was like my 15 minutes. So I was like, okay, well, who else had you slept with in the industry? And I was like, um, I fucked this. I fucked T.

And you're like, okay, that's it. This has been the Jumper show. Let's go. That's literally what you said. I rewatched it. See, I'm going to clip that and put it in the vlog when he calls me out. Yeah, because you were like, okay. has been the no jumpers show let's go like that's it that's how it's how it's solid I

think you even gave me a roll I roll yeah it's yeah I baby why you beef with me I don't beef with you don't fuck trouble man who he's in a happy relationship yeah uh they're in an open never mind I don't want no more smoke I think it's more contractual really I think it's more she was at the video shoot I think who tiny okay well I'm not gonna say anything about that because I don't Who are you concerned about suing you? Nobody. I have the best lawyer in the game. Go ahead and try.

Go ahead. What count to sue you for harassment? What's good, bitch? What's good? You're going to have to pay my legal fees. Hey, but did you see that, that, that Tricia Paitis just casually drop the fucking nuclear bomb? What?

I've never really heard anybody famous say that Will Smith is a homosexual. And then all of a sudden, boom, she just drops it like it's nothing in a fucking video. We've been saying this literally like the fucking long. That does not even surprise me at all. I guess maybe it only seems like a big deal because... Every man in the industry. Allegedly? Allegedly, that's why he didn't give a fuck about Jada.

Yeah, it's not even like some homophobic shit because I love the gays. I'll admit. It's when you try and act straight and you're really not. It's like kind of shady. I'll admit that I've heard the same thing that she said, but like everybody seems terrified of like getting sued for saying it. Keemstar said it on drama where about Trisha's saying it. If she's saying it, like she doesn't give a fuck.

And we can't get sued because it's in the public domain. They made a video about it. We're allowed to talk about it. If she's saying it like she doesn't give a fuck, then I feel like it's true because if it was a lie, you would be scared to say it for fear of getting sued. So if you're not scared of getting sued and you're just going to drop a bomb like that on an A list celebrity.

Yo, tell us the truth. You want to do content with her? Yo, tell us the truth. I can set it up. Tell us the truth right now. I want to do it right here, actually. You want to have her on your show with me? Tell us the truth because I'm going to show you our DM is.

Right now, tell me the truth that this is true. You and Trisha? Yep, let me tell you the truth. I mean, let me show you and you tell me the truth. I fuck Trisha in a pizza boy outfit. I watched that. Did you love it? I want to know how was it.

Dude, he fucked her for like five seconds. Look, she hates me. How was it? That's how real dudes fuck. Do not read my DMs a lot. I'm very, very thirsty. Okay. Show down.

I just wanted to show you that she did reply, but I do blow her up. I'm going to lie. Wait, what part am I supposed to read? Just read the bottom. Just down? Yeah, down. Just ignore me blowing her up. She just hates me.

She's just not responding to you. She just hates me. And you try to get David Debrick's number. So what? I told you that. But does that message, do you think that she'll reply to that? She lets me out of scene again.

Okay, I want to know how she says in real life. I said me and let her friends now. So can you come on my podcast? She's fun in real life. I like her. Yeah, yeah. But is she exactly like her internet self? Or is she like more like down to her?

Pretty much. Yeah. I mean, she gets like mad depressed in her videos and stuff. She, everything I ever dealt with in terms of being around her. She was very positive. Full of life. Yeah. She's fun.

Yeah. I love watching her videos with Jason, so I know that I wasn't like that toxic. Like, it's okay to be toxic. What, like you feel like her being with Jason means that maybe you can find. No, her being like, she's like crazy. Like, you know, she made like seven exposed videos of like Jason and shit. You even aspire to be in a relationship at this point? No, no.

No. No. I'm not in love with nobody. I don't like nobody. I don't fuck no. I fuck a lot of people. I'm not interested in none of that. We fuck for only fans.

And that's it. Let me get this straight. You want to fuck me. You're going on camera, bitch. For the record, I'm interviewing you guys until I bust out of this poker tournament. We're down to 22 people. So we had 20 more people ago. You said 22 people like three hours ago.

I want to go to In and Out. So peace out. You're done? Just kidding. I'm like, wow, this is the first day I've seen. That's fine if you're done. No, just kidding. I love the club.

I'm back. Hello. We're gonna get more club. Josh, how many viewers do we have? 10,000 I already looked. Fucked out of here. How many? Well, a light 11K, you know?

He's a lying. We have 13.9 people watching. Look. Josh, you're slow. Look. Now. They love us. Josh, you're slow.

I think they love us plus you. I think. To be honest. Yeah, right. I think they love my dog. Let's be honest. Okay. 13K, baby.

Adam, tell me the truth right now. What? I forgot. Tell me the truth Hold on, sorry, I was checking our views on her last podcast She did not text me. Who's she? Lenn of my girlfriend.

Oh, I want her here. I hope she texts me first. I'm going to text her. I love you. Can I text her? Can I text her in the GM? Do you guys eat ass this weekend? Like dude ass?

Yeah, I did. How was that? It was amazing. You love male asshole? Yeah. Yep. You know what? I got married twice this weekend.

Oh my God, Vegas. You can get big. We should have got really married. That would have been a dope story to have. Let's do it next time. No, we've got to have them send a pre-nup. Fuck that. They're signing a pre-up, not us.

Damn. Is a pre-nup two ways? No. I don't think it is. Yeah, it arranges how everything will be handled on both ends. Dude, thank God I didn't get married when I was 18. I almost married this guy that just got out of prison. Thank God I didn't marry him.

He would have broke up with me and got millions. I like that. I like the idea of you dating a prisoner. He just got out, but he's in a relationship with somebody, I guess. If he wants to come back to me though, I'm open. You could be like Nikki. She's dating the criminal

that she was in a relationship with back in the day. No, Nikki Sander will be tolerated. You're welcome barbs. You love her now? No, but I like the barbs. Okay. I know, I like her.

I mean, like, I didn't just feel liking her. It's so hard to stay on topic with you guys because you're so fucking all over the place but I just want to throw this out there is that so when I saw that he sold 150,000 copies, I was like, I have no faith in the fucking universe

because that makes no, sense to me. I do not understand at all. I don't get it. I'm going to get fired. I'm sorry. I'm not making fun. I just don't I don't believe that at all. When I saw that, I was like, there's no way. Adam 22. But Adam

you love it though. You think it's the best album. I think it's the best album. I think it's the best album. No, we don't. I don't think it's the best album, but those two tracks were fire. However, we already know. I just fuck with him. Shit sucks. Monkey Dick. We already know that he got $150,000.

Okay, because of the merch shit. We already know that let plot. That's how that happens. Should I leave it on the table? Yeah, you said baby. I just think they might be able to hear you tapping it on the table. Okay. That's no problem.

Did you? Can you still hear me? Yeah. My dog almost just died of the tournament just for the record in case I just seemed fucking despondent. How much did you lose? Nothing. I won 400 bucks. I just didn't win $11.

Can you win $12 million? That's what, so, dude, I knew you were a fake. The day you told me that you were too busy to do our interview. and I saw you later on fucking Pokemon Go. I was like, this fucking bitch. Sometimes I post my Pokemon Go exploits after. I was so mad. You're like, I'm very busy today.

Well, sometimes I have to pencil in my Pokemon time. I have to pencil it in sometimes. Yo, that's what I tweeted that. Oh, you lost? Yes. So the interview's over. No, I still made money today though, so that's good. But I didn't get the big price.

Do you have to like tap in with money? By the way, I told you to leak that and why didn't you? We could have fucking been fucking by the money. fucking Bible if you were to leave it. I got the Bitcoin, baby. Why didn't you leak the tap in? Tell us the truth. The tap in was that?

I just, did you ever read my text? I told you who is the. My ears hurt. Fuck. I told you. I told you. No.

It's like a new rule. No, my ears. I want to go home. Me food. My girlfriend. Can we go to In and out? I just texted Lena.

She's, I actually want a fucking lettuce burger, but. She doesn't text to his back, so you're good. Lena? Can we all go to in and out with Lina and the baby?

The baby is not going to be out for a while. Yeah, but the baby is hungry. That's what I mean. The baby probably is hungry. So let's go to In and Out. Where's In and Out? I don't know. To the less.

To the left. Hey. What question was I asking? It was something serious. Adam, let's interview you. Can we interview you now? Sure. It will have changed.

Adam, do you invest your money into stocks and bonds? No. Oh, why? I invest my money into guns and dope. Wow. Do you do dope? I think that's a, And when my dope come in, I gotta use the scale that they weigh the whales with.

Is that a bar? Are you admitting to being a drug dealer? Yes. You trap? A trap. Are you? I am in the trap and I trap. Okay.

Is that why you're cooking crap on your last story? Dude, I'm about to be trapped in dick now. You guys know, I can't put out the information yet, but that's, I feel like the way you guys feel now, which is like, hell yeah, we're getting rich off selling our bodies. it's tight, yeah. You should have been feeling like that. You've been on only fans for now. I know. I actually feel bad about the fact that I cut.

Oh, I want to ask you a serious question. Does Lennie give you a cut when she sells your dick on her only fans? Yes. Oh, okay. But this is the more important thing is that I wish now in retrospect that as soon as I started dating Lena that I had realized, oh, this is where it's at. Like you should have been doing that. Like I should have embraced it more.

But to be honest, now I get it. What do you think? What do you have to say when people, comment oh no jumpers turn into a porn pad cop porn podcast any of you porn stars anymore if anything this new thing i'm doing with i think will enable that more and then also i feel like it's cool because like now you guys can talk to the thoughts every fucking week too so yes there if you're a thought hit our dm if you want to be interviewed if you're relevant 10 000 only if you're dropping bombs bitch if you're a relevant pay us 10 000 do you see though that that kid

Ethan was laughing about ex dying and then he died. Are you serious? Some kid out of viral tweet making fun of him and people were so mad. Really? Wait, your ex? That's not funny because I knew Ethan. Oh, X, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not funny.

I knew Ethan, so that's not funny. That's why I, it was sad when I saw that. They said he died of perk. A fake perk. Fake perks? Damn. That's all that's so sad. I'm like nobody dies off a real perk.

Yeah, that was. I mean, at least. Drugs are not cool. That's why I started our other podcast, I started off. Everybody guys off that shit is so crazy. Lil Pete died of that. If Mac Miller

died off of drugs that he bought from one of his regular dealers, you can't choose nobody. That's what I'm saying. Fentanyl is fucking killing. Everybody is so crazy. Really? I mean, you think about Mac Miller got killed that way,

fucking. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you said his dealer is killing everybody. I said lock him up. No. I'm locked up. That's real. I'm locked up.

No, that's that. Okay, so you don't care about the people who are saying that, like, your born podcast? No, I think it's good. I think we're building. When you read the comments, though, because I read the comments all the time. I feel like we're broadening your criteria. If you let me do this video, it's going to be so lit. I got to talk to my lawyer about putting together a contract and, like, signing you guys and shit.

Okay, so do it. As a lawyer about what. If you don't do it, I'm going to be depressed, and I might enter myself to get therapy. We haven't even, never mind. I'll tell you that. What? Nothing. Because, like, we just literally don't care.

Like, that's not how you should have known. We just don't give a fuck about money. Like, I don't really know if you. We, no, no, no. Because you guys are now all of a sudden, richer than you ever could have imagined. Why haven't you signed a contract with Adam? Like, why are you guys not getting paid? We're like, we fuck with Adam.

Like, he gave us his platform. We're going to figure it out, yeah. When is her, um, what about merch? Merch. Yeah, merch. We do have some designs on the works. Yeah, we got to get that. What is that going to be?

What if I get killed from fucking with you guys? Why would you get killed? I don't know. I got an angry phone call. From who? I'll tell you later. Academics. Tell us off camera, yeah?

One, two, three, academics? Academics? No. I bet it was young boy because his fucking, fucking groupies are all over our page. You got to hear phone call. Let me guess who. No one would be maybe Waka.

No. No one would. You have white fans. You didn't say no to me. You have white fans. You didn't say, was it, rogue or don't bank? No.

Ain't nobody scared of trait, Tori. It was somebody on behalf of somebody. No one ever makes someone close for somebody else. Or just one of us. I don't even know. Come on. I'll tell you guys off camera. How do you not know?

I know exactly what I'm going to say. I just don't want to say it on camera. Okay, we'll save it. Scavenger Hunt. Let's start with the T. Talks next door episode three. No, do not do my end episode three. No, let us do our.

We did see our trove. No, we end our podcast. Well, I'm going to just leave. Okay, well then. Let us do our outro. You and those girls were saying, bitch. You in fucking Slim Danger, we're just saying bitch. This one.

We're horny. Stop next door, bitch. Do you believe that you were fucking planning a fucking orgy with Chief Keefe with his baby mama on the podcast? I was like, what am I watching? This is insane. We're going to fulfill it right now. We're going to, yep. After in and out.

We need in and out so then we can shit after. Send the video. Anyway, this has been the no jumper. I mean, Chief Sosa hitting it raw. You wanted to get it? Glow gang. We're going to sell it on a long guy.

I've been a member of the glong gang bitch. A glown gang? Now I'm rope gang or don't bang bitch. On the dead homies. On phoned him. But I'm no jump on his grave. On phoned him grave. Hey, we signed a deal with 6-9, by the way.

Just to let you know here when he gets exposed, you heard it here's first on thoughts next door. You signed a deal with 6-9? No, Reese. Reese. He signed a deal with 6-9. He signed a beef with him? Yep.

And I have the proof. Who told you? Bitch. You're talking about the same deal that everybody else allegedly got? No. Well, I don't know if he really signed a deal, but he's definitely 155,000% cool with 69.

And I have the proof. Six nine sucks. All right. He has cool. Beats, boom. I love you guys. I love you guys.