No Jumper - Tom Brady's TV Deal Will Pay Him More Than His Entire NFL Career

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

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Howdy, partners, we're back. Sorry we missed last week, but guess what? We're back. We're back. And I don't even feel like we don't even got to intro each other no more. Y'all know what it is. They know what it is. You know, you know what's going on.

Josh, man, what's up, bro? Hey, we got big ski in the building holding it down with no jumpers sports. Let's go. Let's get it. Man, I couldn't do it without y'all, man. Shout out to Bostonova. Shout out to Kelvin. You feel we're in the building.

I want to start off talking about his team. we're going to get to them in a minute. You feel what I'm saying? But man, like, how y'all been, though? How y'all been? Wild. Wild and crazy kids. I mean, you know.

I've been exhausted, staying up watching all these games right now. Yeah. But other than that, getting the studio ready. Oh, we got a lot of work. We got a whole lot of work ahead. Coming off last week's live show,

still exhausted off that. I was going to say, like, shout out to you, man, because. Oh, I even shout out for all of us, but. No, they need to know you had a big, like, deal to do with that. Josh, Josh made that happen for sure.

Like, hey, but I want you to know. But, but, but go look at that fucking vlog, the no jumper live vlog and you'll see my man ski.

Oh. Big, big energy in the building. Man, I just was like, killed it with the host thing. I appreciate it, man. You made that thing happen.

I can't wait, bro. I cannot wait to the next one because do you know I've been in my house now just practicing like, oh yeah, I got so much stuff

I'm gonna say next time. You have to walk out with the hairbrush. Just impressed with the mic I got the ballsky. I got the ballsky out. Shout up the haircut. Got the big logo out.

Man, a logo out here, no jumper sports. Shout out to my boy Gustavo, man, because he hooked us up at the job site today. Man, everybody looking clean. We're fresh out here. Everybody's mustache is nice lined up. Am I right or wrong? But do we have another mic that's on tonight?

I don't know. Quite possibly. Hello there. Oh, shit. Calvin, who's also having a legendary week on No Jumper. We can talk about that. Legendary. You know what I'm saying?

Hold on. Man, let me know. Shout out. All right. So shout out Kelvin and Bossa, who did do a fucking killer job on the L.Rae edit. Right. Yeah. Trev put it all together.

Those guys worked on a bunch of the stuff. So team effort all the way around for that. Man, that's dope, like hearing that because, you know, usually it's just like, you know, people do their own thing with edits and stuff. But to hear that. This is a whole team effort. That they came through on that triangle offense. They all were out there filming.

They're all. Everybody executed. Shout out to teapot, too, man. Shout out to Trevor, man, one time. I want to say that to you, feel I'm saying? Because he did some shit. He was out there running behind me and shit. Like, oh shit, people were slapping my hand and shit.

I'm like, bro, you teapot, bro. VBC, shit. But like you said, Josh drew up the game plan and everybody executed. So I think that's, you know. For real, that shit was dope. Hey, one thing about that, though, I wanted to speak on is like, having the input on like the song choice I hit them in the group chat

and I told my brother in T-Rail and Duna I was like, hey man, at the end of the day y'all need to come out to Lil B bitch mob anthem bro I promise you-mob anthem I promise y'all y'all y'all gonna have the place going crazy and then replies back my brother fire T-Rail go if we come out to that I'm Hoover stomping the whole time

And I'm like, man, bro, just to see that the homies like was like, you feel what I'm saying? Bro, and that shit was fire, bro. Like that shit was tight though. Even like bringing Sharp out, bringing Adam house phone out. Like, bro, that shit right there was like a dream come true that I couldn't even dream. You get what I'm saying? Like, I know for some people they have like the actual thing they want to do in life. That's not something I ever seen myself doing.

You get what I'm saying? And then me, I'm that type of dude, bro. Let's go. What? This is my part. This is what y'all need me? Let's go. You feel me?

Josh hit me up. What was it? Two, three days before. You down? What? Hell yeah. Bro, I get to show the energy. I get the shoulder personality.

Let's fucking go. So shout out to everybody, man. Shout out to you. Shout out to you, Jason. Laura, Gina. Everybody that was a part of it that y'all didn't really get to see. Phil was out there. You felt what I'm saying.

OG suicide. Got to do his little parade walk. You know what I'm saying? Vail, you know what I mean? So I know when I drop names, I always forget people, but everybody that was behind the scenes that rock with us, that's team no jumpers, especially the VIP section that was up there.

You feel what I'm saying? And shout out to the L-Rae for having us. And I know y'all didn't think we was going to crank it up like that. But thank y'all for having us, though. One love for show, for show. One person you did forget. And he was there. We got a shout out of Donnie, bro.

Donnie on the team. See, but he was in the VIP session, right? Exactly. Okay, you feel me? Put his name on it. I want to shout to Johnny. Yeah, shut out to the thumb cut. Shout out to Johnny, man.

And shout out to all the fans, man. That was in there, you feel what I'm saying? Like, y'all had the energy, too, though. Y'all really gave it back to us in a positive way. So that's one thing we want to say thank you for it because we could go to live shows and we'd be hearing shit. Oh, get them off this day, you know what I mean? So thank you, y'all for enjoying that in a peaceful way.

Did nobody get beat up? Did nobody get pushed? Nobody threw. You know what I mean? Nothing happened. No pressure situations. Like, bro, that's why I jumped off the stage, bro, because I've seen everybody's face. I was looking.

I'm like, it's all smiles, bro. And they're like literally like, let's, I'm like, fuck that. I got to go. I thought you were going to crowd surf for a second. Bro, you want me to tell you what I did have in mind? That's crazy. You just said that, bro. I wanted to start the wave.

Oh. I really wanted to start the wave. I had been sure. I wouldn't just back and forward. I want to start it from the front. To the back. Yeah. You feel what I'm saying?

It was hard. Next one. Next one. Next one. Next one. We're going to bring that out. Hey, man. But for real, for I wanted to say, thank you y'all, for real, for putting me a part of that.

That shit was so fucking dope. Thanks, man. Love y'all forever. Shout out to No Jumper. Let's get into some. Oh, crack of the bat. You feel that? Shout out to the L.A. Dodgers, man.

Bro, I don't run. What's going on a run? Bro, I just recently seen like four to five games where they was just smacking people, bro. It's still, I like how they play like two teams a few times, but they just recently got the ass whooped the other night, man. So it's just like, my cousin told me on bets. He was just like, bro, when you bet baseball and it's on the Dodgers, if they're, if they off of a loss, bet on them. And I'm like, why? He's just like, bro, Dodgers really don't go into a fucking three, four game slump.

like that. So I'm like, all right, I'll take your bet, but guess what? It would be just my luck when I try to bet on the home teams, man. Every time I be talking shit, talking about my home team, we just get smacked, bro. Mashed potato face. But I really wanted to say like, shout out to the Dodgers because y'all really making a push. The New York Yankees is making a push too. New York in general is making a push. a push. The Mets are going crazy.

Yeah, bro. The two best teams right now out. That's what I'm saying. Running both leagues. Are you feeling about the Anaheim Angels? I've been paying attention to that dude. I'm still on them. You know what I'm?

I'm going to always pay attention and shit, but you know, I've been a... Yeah, I'm riding for the Jays right now, I told you. You know, that's really my squad for... Just for the year, you know, the A's is sucking horrible right now, so... Man, no hope there right now. They're going to be all right, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got, we got, we early in this season.

Keep hope alive. Keep hope alive. Always. What's up with you, Josh? How are you feeling about the baseball season? Well, Red Sox are in the last place, but the thing that really doesn't matter, or matters, I think, the most. Baseball doesn't matter just quite yet up until we get through these playoffs with the NBA and the NHL. So I ain't worried about baseball.

Plenty of baseball left. Long year, long series. We start talking baseball again. I'll start caring, but I'm going to stand this one out. I'm not betting baseball either because, like you said, I tried a couple games earlier this year. There's no way to read anything. Yeah, no. You're just going blind with a lot of this stuff.

You've got to see, like, so much more numbers and trends as the year goes on. Yeah. People are going to get hurt. I don't know. Baseball's tough for me right now. I feel that. We was on Vegas, me, Boston Nova, and Kelvin, and I put a bet in, like, for the middle. Milwaukee Brewers to win, bro.

And they fucked around and won. Oh, nice little come up. No, what's the pay up? It was like an extra like 30 bucks. But it was just like just randomly like no, come on bro. What made you meant on? Exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying.

It's all right, Brewers. Yeah. Man. Okay. This is what we got going on, Kelvin? It's these teams right here. I did a parlay, got smacked on the Dodgers. Braves lost

But the Brewers won But something told me Put in a regular ticket Head up with the Brewers And I end up doing it won And it's like that was my first time Winning like even betting like on sports books You know what I mean?

So winning on baseball That shit was just like damn bro This is really fucking tall Rando too Like you saying you can't pick Who somebody got a hemie I heard that in my headphones I know

That made it on the mic for show. Hold on. Wow. It's a big motor outside. I'm about to come through the building. Somebody is going. Ham, fast like a NASCAR. Young Jeff Gordon coming up.

You need to put that in the thing. You feel what I'm saying? But all right. But yeah, I do, I'm not going to lie. I do want to go see that picture out there at Anaheimane. Otani, bro. I really want to go see him, though. I want to see him hit.

I want to see him pitch and hit. That motherfucking nice. Bro, he, he like, he got. size, you feel me, Paul, so he might smacked the motherfuckers up out the day. Oh, yeah, he's been. I want to ski it. I want to ski it.

Yeah, we got to make that happen. What's been going down in hockey, bro? Dude, I'm so glad you asked about that. I've been waiting to talk, playoff hockey. I've been waiting to hear it. Since this show started like 12 episodes, 13 episodes ago, I've been waiting for this.

Okay. Meaningful hockey for us to talk about. So, what is it? Right now it's Thursday night. Friday morning whenever we're filming this. This will drop Sunday. So a lot of shit is going to change. So whatever I say now could totally not make any sense by the time you all hear this.

But you got this. I'm going to feel so confident. You got this. You got this. I'm going to talk about two things right now. Both things going on. One with my Bruins. They forced a game seven. They're still in this thing. They're taking on the Carolina Hurricanes. Bruins

are not a good hockey team right now. I don't think they're going to win the cup. but I think they fucked around and gonna stick around a little bit and now it's a one game series it could be Sunday and I'm gonna say Bruins won and we feel great about them

going to the next round there we go big Bruins and who knows what happens I got you I got you too but they ain't winning the cup but getting to the next round always makes shit a little exciting my bookie odds

on the Bruins winning are they going crazy right now if I put that bad in? Yeah because they are shot is very little let's go Bruins That's what we ended for. Josh always say I go against him, right?

On the bets. I got a future on them. I'm right with you. Let's go. Let's do it. Let's fucking go, bro. I put something on it with you. This being said, this is a terrible pick.

There's a much better pick. I love the long shot, though. I love the long shot payout. It's all good. Cool. Garbage odds, but Brun still got a chance here, so maybe we're looking at them going on in the second round when this airs. Or their season ended and fuck them.

All right. So on the next day. But there's one more thing I wanted to talk about. Wait, before you get there. Before you get there. I want to stay on the Bruins right quick. All right. So, okay, so what if we do that a bet that, because it might, like you said, it's

going to be Sunday. So if they win, right? Yep. Let's bet on like the third game that they win. How many games do they play? Is it like seven? Seven. Let's bet like that they win like game three and like fucking two or something like that.

Oh, in the next series? Yes. I don't think we can place those bets until they advance. Right. You feel what I'm saying? Because we can't put none in for the Sunday, right? So we're just saying that we're going to do it regardless. We're going.

Yeah. They get in. We're going in hard on two and three. Yeah. Because guess what? We're predicting it now. We're writing with them right now. I bet them every game.

But yeah, let's go. Straight up. Let's do it. All right. Let's go. One more second. Uh-oh. No, go for you.

Akeel Thomas. I got a bet on the L.A. Kings, too, because they're in there too. Hey, they're up right now. They're up three, two on Edmonton. Edmonton's supposed to be a really good team. I don't know if this was going to be Canada's year to win the cup. They had three teams in it.

But that kind of brings me to my next point that I wanted to talk about. All right. The Toronto Maple Leafs. Get it. What do you know about the Toronto Maple Leafs? I don't know nothing, but I know their jersey is tight as hell. Yes. One of the oldest, the original hockey franchises.

Okay. One of the oldest ones. They have not won a championship since 1967. That's like it's a movie and for like a good chunk of like 1960 whatever till like 1970 something there's only like six team maybe 12 teams okay not a big league they have not won in a long ass time and they just lost today in OT so they have a game set out there's a okay that's what I wanted to bring up they have not been able to get out of the first round of the playoffs in 18 years god they've been up three one on series against the Bruins and lost in the last couple years like a couple times. The Tampa Bay, you gotta hear about this play that it just

cashed out, it all cashed out tonight. Tampa Bay Lightning the last three years in the playoffs have not lost back-to-back playoff games. Any playoff loss, followed by a win. 16 and now. The last three years.

They lost, they were down three to. My book. Game went to overtime. What did I bet tonight? Bruins? Lightning. Chuching. Lightning win tonight in overtime.

My bookie! I'm telling you right now, Toronto is cursed. They are not getting out of the first round. Put everything you have on the lightning winning game seven. That's right. See? I would bet on that a lot happier than I would bet on the Bruins going past the next round.

See? We bet small on the Bruins. And we bet big on Tampa. I got a little hot 80 for the Bruins, you know what I'm saying? No, the hockey's going to be interesting. In the west, you got Colorado, which is probably the best team. They're about to, they swept Nashville, so they're already on. In the east, you got Florida taking on in the capitals.

They're about to, this is going to be Sunday, so that could be over. Florida's a really good team, so. We ride with the Bruins. Watching hockey the next couple of weeks is going to be fun. Maple Leafs, right? We like the Kings. We like the Oilers. We like about...

Tampa. 60% of the field right now. We're on ski terms right now. We like most of the field. Oh. We'll limit it down as we get through. I'm outside. Outside?

I'm playing all the insides. It's going to do something. Oh, yeah. We spreading that out. Whoa. Oh, my God. Perfect time. I mean, Kelvin.

Not, so you really don't think the Maple Leafs have what it takes to break the curse? No. Is it a team thing? Like, their team just isn't built to beat the lightning, or you just think it's just like the curse is just too short? I don't actually believe in curses, but I do think that they're just mentally weak and don't have the ability to get over. Because the Maple Leafs have a core team of, like, really good talent, like Austin Matthews, Mitch Marner, guys that are in their, like, fifth, six years, like, really top end talent. and they haven't still not been able to get over that hump. They've had really good coaches.

They've had really good GMs go through that system. Still no breakthrough. Still haven't been able to crack it. And they're going against the two-time defending Stanley Cup champs right now. So the odds are like I had Tampa going through, but they've been playing good. They had two chances now. They'll have had two chances now to close them out. That's fire though.

It's two moss. Hey, Kelvin. You'd be watching up on hockey? Here and there. I usually tune in come playoffs. I love hockey highlights. Playoff hockey is so fucking fun to watch. It's intense.

That's what so. The highlights, they're kind of basketball-ass. They be out there mixing people nice. Ancles? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Ancles? What's dope about playoff hockey, like, in the past, is that they usually, like,

don't call nearly as many playoffs, so it's a penalty, so it's a much more physical game. So you get away with a lot more. This year, not so much. This year, there's a whole lot of penalties still being called, a whole lot of special teams' goals. so it's kind of a different game this playoff round so i'm hoping as a playoff score around the roughs get a little bit looser with letting shit go again bring that fun hockey back but hey there's been

a lot of goals a lot of goals scoring a lot of fun shit to watch so yeah no that's dope man let's keep on watching it and not love the kings to get through get through game man they're gonna do some stuff man i've been i'm gonna start tapping in a whole lot more you feel what i'm saying because it sounds like super interesting i know it's not boring i see I was watching Sports Center, bro. Man, I wish I've remembered the name of this guy, bro. I remember this guy I watched yesterday. His name was Pavelsky.

Oh, yeah. That's tight. Okay. So then it was one, one, it was like on the top 10, bro. Top 10 plays. It was a guy he's fucking skating, bro. And he's behind the fucking goal. He did what you did with the fucking ball.

Like he flipped it on the stick. held it and they thought the puck was somewhere totally different bro it tripped me to fuck out he flipped it right on it to a stick he threw it over the goal bro right over the net bro i love that and then his fucking teammates just came out of nowhere and that shit made me look at hockey way differently because it was like bro that takes talent like skills is crazy bro it's did you think that like kind of the game was just played on the ice surface where like So this was a whole lot like elevation where you just like sticks going back and forth. No, it just was like it's just it was the same thing I thought about like with soccer like I thought everybody was just running loose.

You get what I'm saying until somebody sat me down. It was like, no, bro. Look, everybody has a position. It's moving like I'm like damn bro. Like wait. I thought people but no when it it took that for me to sit there and be like wait it's totally fucking different. It's not quite the same, but like there is a little bit of similar areas with like basketball. Setting up zones. Keeping possession.

Yeah, the shifting. Exactly. Yeah. I also think about the way it's set up. It looks like there's not really a bad seed in the house in terms of like the action is all over the ice. It's everywhere. So it looks like a fun game to spectate, like to pull up, you know what I mean?

Real tall. There can definitely be bad seats depending on what the rink is. And if you're like on the edge, you have the boards. So like that shit can cut angles. So if you don't, if you look out of a good, if you're up, you're pretty good. You can see the big screen, you'll be fine because whatever you lose. but we were sent for the UFC fight, about halfway up behind a net,

where you can see completely over the surface. Yeah, you don't want to be eye level with them. No, that's kind of my favorite, where you have just a little bit overhead because then you can see the play developed, you can see shit open. See, that'll make you understand the game more or better, too, having better seats.

Oh, for sure. Man, I got word that we might possibly be taking, a trip where for a New Year's Eve? Okay. Okay, we jump into this. Yeah, because what's going on? So let's rewind it. Why we would be going.

Why we would be going this is because the NFL just released the schedule for this year. Yes, sir. Do you think that's a big deal? Do you guys get excited with the schedule dropping? Well, I mean, yes, because exactly what we're talking about right now. We get to scope it out. There's actually two things. It's going to be like six, seven months from now.

Two big things on the schedule announcement will go. to this one first. Yeah. Raiders, Niners in Las Vegas, New Year's Day. January 1st, bro, we are,

we are trying to manifest that, us pulling up. You're going to see us in Vegas, bro. The whole bay going to be there. You know, all the L.A. going to be there.

It's going to be a movie. So that's definitely, that's a goal for us. What? And then, but the other big thing, the other big thing on the thing, Russell Wilson on the Broncos

playing first game. against Seattle in Seattle. Crazy. First game against his ex-team. That's like you breaking up with your girl and you with your new girl in the mall and you see your old thing. You're like, oh, damn. That's the other one we manifest right now. Woo!

Do you think that game? Look how I'm living. You think that game was drawn up? Hell yeah. I always think the first game is definitely picked. But there's like, isn't there a formula for who you play? based on where you fall, like where you end up at the end of the season.

That's what I was thinking. It went from last season or something like that. Certain divisions will play each other and you'll play everyone in that division, but then if you finish third, you're going to only play third place in X, Y, and Z's division. Yeah, strength of schedule is kind of determined

based off the last season. So maybe you get your pool, and then they come up with the schedule. So do you think that Seattle and Denver was already pooled together? I think that was determined just based off of, like, The story. The storyline, yeah. Of course. If that's the case, why didn't you think they do Tampa Patriots as the opening game?

I think they did that last year. Yeah. Was it the opening game? Yeah, or it was for sure. It was definitely national coverage game, but that was not, like, maybe it was the Sunday night game, but it was. This one is a Thursday night game. Yeah, this is the first one of the season. Thursday.

Season opener. Which is the hardest game to predict again. Who y'all got? I mean, without having gone through training camp, without. Who you all got? I ain't bedding on a ball. Bronco, so it's definitely the Seahawks. 100% betting on Russell Wilson.

In the new offense? Yes. You think he's going to work? Yes. Bro, that dude is amazing, man. I'm not going to lie to you. I take nothing away from him. I'm not going to lie to you, bro.

That dude is amazing. I think he has a lot of pent-up aggression against Seattle for not protecting him and doing more for him and why he left. This is his Super Bowl. This is, he'll probably never win a Super Bowl. He's not going to win it on death. Denver. They're going to do nothing but play future in the stadium.

But I don't know because if he was doing all that he was doing on Seattle with no weapons and no lines. He had the homie Richard. I mean, on the defense side. Yeah, exactly. But I'm like, he's had DJ Metcalf for the last two years.

He's had T. But he had to think that was D.K. Metcalf coming in as a rookie. So he still needed some coaching. And he still never had an offensive line. And they still kind of did the like running back by committee type. It was what, like Rashad Penny and like... And the only time he had a good running back,

they didn't use them in the one time they needed to to win the Super Bowl. Highly agreed. Highly agree. Highly agree. Because I remember that game. I was so pissed off. That's, I don't know.

Maybe the Atlanta game is my favorite Super Bowl, but that, I don't know. That might have been my favorite. Yeah. That's crazy. I've never been more... Because, yo, we'll talk about coming off plays. The Pats had been burned in the fourth quarter

of two Super Bowl. goals in a row at that point since they had won their last one so I was used to something really fucking bad happening right at the end of the game and it was lining up to be that it was lining up to be exactly that again the toe on the on the opposite side looking in on the opposite side looking in bro the paths have so many fourth quarters winning but they had that all early like they did all of that early in Brady's career and then since then they had lost the giants lost the giants like That is a long time, like totally new regimes. The only consistency really in all that is Brady.

Like I was ready, I was ready for that to fail. Like Atlanta, you, at that point, you kind of believed in it now because he had done it at a young age. You had done it recently. Yeah. Like, fuck, like, you really can't count Tom Brady. You can't count that team out. That was an amazing run. But that one play, that last couple of dries in Seattle, the up and down, like that high, that quick.

Got to give Seattle Make props, man Yeah, for sure. It was like one really big climax versus one pro-long climax with the Atlanta one because that was a whole ass half of football of them coming back.

Bro, Matt Ryan? You don't fuck with him? I fuck with Mattie, guys. He played at B.C. Please, Kelvin. Please. I was born in Atlanta, so it's like there's that

base level love for him, but he's one of those. He's like a regular season quarterback to me. Like he'll have an MVP season, regular season, but once it comes playoff time. He had great regular season numbers from most teams come here. Fantasy football, I'll draft them. Don't tell me, you feeling like. Putting money on a postseason?

Okay, Kelvin. Yeah, you ain't right. Kelvin. I'm a cowboy fan. You cannot say he's equivalent to Tony Romo. I'd take Maddie Ice over Tony Romo. Okay, I was about to say because Tony Romo both of them come. If I'm picking one of them in the postseason.

I might pick Tony Romo over Matt Ryan. Who has more career playoff wins because I know they both have zero combined Super Bowls but I'm pretty sure Mattie Ice might even have more playoff wins than Tony Romo. Matt Ryan didn't win a Super Bowl? No. The Falcons don't have a Super Bowl at all.

They have two NFC championships. They got so cold every time like that. That hurts. Yeah. Fuck! Tony Romo, man. Telling you, bro. will not be coming on the podcast.

No. No. I'll be sitting here just like, Josh, man. Just go ahead, man. I'm going to sit this one out. I'm going to sit this one out. You're going to be outside. No, no, no.

Tackle his ass right now. We couldn't do Troy Aikman. No, we would have to. That's my favorite, bro. We could, but he's busy working, but not a fox because him and Joe Bucker leaving Fox and who's going to be coming in? Us. That would be incredible.

But before that, Tom Brady Tom Brady Tom fucking Brady Boston over 375 million bucks 10 years that's a whole lot of chalupa

whenever you want to start to talk some shit You don't have to come in now You don't have to come in next year For real Whenever you want to come to time You got a job waiting for you here That's just the starting point

$3705 million bucks And he earned 333 in his NFL career career. Do we talking about decades? And you're talking about just one job.

He's going to have multiple jobs and multiple. He's going to have a TV talk show before that he's been waiting for so long

to flex his paper on Giselle because everybody been always you know like yeah they they I mean but that's

crazy they just guap the fuck up as a couple but everybody goes oh but she the one bringing the paper

now Tom's like you see his paycheck they're the jZ Beyonce right now but I'm like does the earning does that even

matter when you have like five six Super Bowl rings? Bro. I mean, you just have it all now. You just literally have everything. If you're the best at football, what else can you do in football? Bro. I'm going to say this now. I'm going to say this now.

I'm going to say this now. I'm going to because we're talking about Brady. Okay. Because we're talking about Brady. Best to ever do it. See, you can't never let me just get mine off, man. No, I'm letting me get it off. I just want to make sure his titles right. Like, I want to fucking give.

And give Tom Brady his flowers, right? The goat. Because like one thing I'm about, I'm about the numbers, right? Mm-hmm. And when a motherfucker will pay you $375 million to do something you've never done before. And bro, like, you are him. Like, there's no way around that. Because it's money, bro.

you would not be the guy getting offered $375.75 I'm interested in some of the terms, like, how much is guaranteed money? $375 million. That's Tom Brady. They probably didn't know. It's 10 years, right? $375 for 10 years. He probably got it so disclosed that they wouldn't even put the remainder he had to give away.

You feel what I'm saying? They probably would have said, oh, $500, 600. But no, he probably like, yep, take y'all's and put it exactly. what I'm getting. I think he got enough rank to do that. He holds the highest rank to be. You feel what I'm saying? I really think he, I think he do.

Does Michael Strayhan do Fox? Michael Strayhan been holding it down for a minute, too. Because I know Michael Strayhan is represented by the same dude who represents Tom Brady. Oh, but guess what? I think that might be another reason

he's ended up there. Yeah, but shit. Michael Strayhan probably like, damn. Do you think like ES? Michael Strayhan also has so much experience on television. So as a personality in a different field, like he,

you would think he should be a higher earner than Brady. Yeah, for that. But he's hired by them as an NFL analyst. He also, I think, has a show with like ABC or whatever where he has a talk show.

Yeah. He has multiple streams. Good morning in America. Good morning. Yeah, yeah. That's the one I was thinking about that. And then he would, doesn't he do,

dancing on the stars too before he was out? He does game shows. He does a ton of stuff. he's been able to do a lot but I think he's represented by the same dude who manages Tom Brady but so if you got 375 from Fox what do you think like ESPN

and CBS might have offered him NBC probably 200 yeah I was gonna say I was talking a quarter shit and then he got back on the phone like nah man they offering me this so guess what

I'm going with my bookie because it's guaranteed money for something he's never done He's never been on screened else. Do you guys watch any of the Manning cast last year? Oh, Was it Monday Night games? Monday night games, yeah.

I've seen, I've seen like clips and snippets on YouTube when they bring on gas and whatnot. I kind of like them more as like talking, almost like podcasting just being themselves watching the games than I do like their breakdown breakdown. Because they did that shit for decades and decades of like, and they know that shit so good. So it's like someone like Romo,

has he like been able to bring it of like, the knowledge and then the commentary to match it. I think that was one thing. Like I feel like Tony Romo, I don't know if his commentary was the best, but like seeing his football brain at work during the game and him literally calling the plays before they snapped it, he's like, oh yeah, this linebacker's in coverage, the safety's dropped back too far. He's going to go across the middle.

And then it happens. That was kind of like, oh, shit. But then when it didn't happen and he... And I think that was the thing. Like, I feel like they probably told him like, you got to calm down on like, trying to predict the play cause. Right. It wasn't much paying.

Bad podcasting, Josh. Don't do it. Oh, I see. Don't do it. You wish you had to blame you right now. Take your hat off. Take your hat off and do it. Yeah, you might as well just do it at this point.

You want to use disasters? Go ahead. I'm going to eat it. They get it? No. Fuck. Damn, cool, you got this one of here gang banging on me now, man. I had the hot.

have got it. Shit. No, that was bad podcast. It's all good, though. So, yeah, man, hold on, we're still on football. Mm-hmm. Yeah, fuck that.

I want to talk about, oh, could you, Jay, please. Could you please bring up on your phone and the schedule, please, while we're talking about this? Because I want to see exactly what the Cowboys

got ahead of them on their first game. You feel what I'm saying? And it might look ugly, but it might be a good day. I know you guys are talking about New Year's Day. Raiders, 409ers in Vegas.

Two weeks before that. Oh, actually, look at that. December 18th. Paths are going to be in Vegas. Ooh. And again, I'm not mad at that. We could just go and stay for two weeks. I'm telling you, I want to do a New Year's Eve in Vegas

and roll that over into a New Year's Day. That'll be cracking. So look, first week we got a, Buffalo, the Rams. You feel what I'm saying? Who would y'all ride with on that? What would you say? Buffalo Rams.

That's the Cowboys in both of those games. No, this is just Buffalo and the Rams. I'm going to go to Rams. No, I'm going to Buffalo. I'm going to Buffalo, too. I'm not even going to lie. All right.

Defending champs? I'm going with Buffalo, Kel. I'm going with Buffalo, too. I just wanted to kind of get there. You look at it. Josh Allen was a savage. We're going to run through them, y'all. Hold on.

We got New Orleans. At Falcons, Atlanta. I'm going for it. Who's the quarterbacks? I'm going with Atlanta. Yeah, I think is, do the Saints have a quarterback already? James. Yikes.

Who y'all going with? I need to know who the quarterback is. Again. The fact that James is the Saints quarterback, I'm automatically going with that. The drop just went through training camps. It might be a couple more trades injuries. I'm not picking anything at this point. This ain't written in stone.

Facts. I'm picking all blue teams. That's fair. So next game, Frisco, Chicago, Bears. There's no blue, but I guess Chicago's blue. That's navy blue. It's the type of blue, so I guess we're going bears. I'm going Frisco.

I'm going to go Frisco. Pits, Bengles. Bengles. Oh, Bengals, yeah, yeah. No blue I'm out. I'm going Steelers. What? I'm going tie.

First game of the season. I'm going. The Steelers almost always have a tie. For sure, I'm a bet on this game right here. And the Bengals always tie. Those are two teams that always tie. If I'm going to put any bet down, knowing nothing about this season, tie that. That's a big move.

Do that. Put all your money on a tie. For sure on this game, I'm betting with Detroit Lions over the Philadelphia Eagles. For show, for show. Calvin's going to disagree with you a hundred times out of a hundred. I'm damn they're not fucking what you know. But, yeah. I'm going to have to be.

Lions over Eagles, bro. Lions are blue, so I'm with you on the other side. Oh, my God. No, I knew he was going to say that. We're flying on that one. But no, for sure, for sure. I'm going with the Eagles too bad. I'm not going to lie to you.

I'm right with my boy, Kelvin. Hey, Josh, we got one right here. This is low-key, a good one, too. New England, Miami. That's a good game. So now. I'm going to tell you why I love and why I hate this game. Break down. Oh, the Patriots always play Miami early in the season and they always lose and that one loss against them always kind of fucks them come playoff time when they could be resting and they have to play through the end of the season

They're not gonna get shit done, but Miami does have a lot of offensive weapons that they brought in Tyree Till. Hey, so look. I'll actually have it written down. I want to look the rest of the list. Hold on. It's not. It's referencing. I want to know what I'm talking about.

So look. I'm going with New England simply because he's saying that they usually get smacked by them early in the season. So guess what? It's a new year. It's a new day. I'm going with New England over the Dolphins on that game. What about you? I want to go.

I'm going to go dolphins. I'm going to stay to the Dolphins. Yeah. New England, Dolphins? I'm going to go Dolphins. Okay. I'm going to bet every dollar I have on the Pats,

but I can't tell you right now. I just don't have the same faith in them ever since Tom. No, no, no. Yeah. It's a completely different team. That's why I'm right with them. That's why I'm riding with them because it's a new team. It's a new day.

And they're blue. And I know they're going to have something to prove because everybody going to be like, Tom Brady ain't there no more, man. Mac Jones. It might be completely different. Yeah, I mean, last season they didn't have Tom. They had a rookie player.

Yeah, well, Mac Jones. Mac Jones Mac Jones Mac Jones Oh gosh So let's go We got Baltimore And New York Jets

Baltimore I'm going to Ravens too You said the Jets or the Giants The Jets I don't think about going With the Jets Never Never

Ever I could play for the Jets Bro we need to go get a 10 day What you need to learn Is you bet against the Jets every single time Okay thank you Yeah.

So Jackson? They're good parlay fillers. So if you have two teams that you kind of know, whatever team, like, you kind of want to, like, help fill out of three-team, five-team parlay. A little tip there. You bet the Jets. That's easy money. Yes, sir. So now we got Jacksonville and Washington.

Jacksonville's blue. I was just going to say Washington for show. The commanders? The commanders. Oh, is that what they? Yeah, yeah, commanders. Are you serious? Yeah.

They're no longer the Washington football team. They're the Washington commander. The Washington Commandos. I'm not going to lie. I feel like the football team was damn near better. Football team was way better. They should have never changed it. I'm going to Jacksonville.

The football team. They're going to commando. We're going big jacks. Even though the commanders do have Carson Wentz. Yeah, I'm out of there, though. They changed it. They have a decent team, and they're in a division where they could probably.

I used to fuck with Carson Wentz, too. I know. I think he's past his prime. Shouldn't have became a commander. We got Cleveland Browns and, uh, Cleveland steamers The Carolina Panthers Blue

Panthers Panthers For real Browns have been like Mansell Like Was he like

No no no I'm saying Was he like the spell Like was he like The spell They were They were They were

They've been Honestly they've been To be Honestly they've been To see Bill Belichick Left Yeah

Belichick took Any chances They had With him I feel Like Manzail was just

One of those Like I mean at this point. We can't get any worse. So, you know, it's like... He's gonna sell tickets, Jesse. You know what I mean? Let's throw money man out there.

Let's throw Rich and Rich out there, man. Let's throw Richie Rich out there, man. Fuck it. He'll sell tickets. Man, he'll fucking have a bar fight next week. Just fuck it. No, but Deshawn Watson's going to be there, and that's going to be interesting since he didn't play at all last year.

And he's gotten past his cases, I think, completely at this point, since they signed him and he's turning. I think he's playing. I don't think there's any suspension or anything like that. Sean Watson's supposed to be one of the better quarterbacks. For sure. Played on a shitty-ass team for his entire career. But I mean, is the Browns any better?

They don't have Odell anymore. Jarvis Landry's kind of. They were better without Odell. They were statistically better without Odell. I think so. Nobody's better without Odell. I think every team he's left has been better without it since O'Dill. The Giants for sure.

I guess the Giants haven't been better. Not the Giants. Nobody's better. The Browns play better when Odell was hurt. Oh, Bill is the guy. Yeah, but I think that's partially just due to him not wanting to be there and just the whole morale and locker room just being. Yeah. I don't know.

You don't think he's a lockering guy. Who we got? I got the pandas with y'all, the way y'all down into damn Browns right now. So next off, we got the Colts. Man, man, remember back in the day the coach used to be so fucking good nowadays? They'll be wrong. Houston, Manning, Andrew Luck. That's what I'm saying.

Even last year when they had Carson Wednesday, they were like kind of dangerous. That's what I'm pretty sure it was it. Jonathan Taylor, the running back? He was like, he's like top three in fantasy or whatever works. He's the best running back last two years. You fuck with him? No. Oh, okay.

Because they're an AFC rival. No, because they're an AFC rival. They were good for a long time against the Pat, so like I naturally don't like the Colts. Wait, who do they have quarterback now? Is it Brissette back in there? Did they sign somebody? No, they have. In my head it was Matt Ryan, but I know he didn't leave.

This is why we have. you here. Look it up. I was about to say, are y'all going to pick a team or what we're doing? They do have Matt Ryan. See? Oh, I didn't make that shit up. Matt Ryan is up on the Colts. I'm going blue. Matt Ryan. Okay.

Mattie Ice. Bring it back. Call back. Over Houston? Yeah, fuck Houston. I'll take the Colts on that too. For sure. Ride with the gang. Cults. I'm a ride with Houston just because y'all all ride with the Colts. Who's Houston's quarterback? Who's Houston's coach? Hey, you don't know.

Is that what this show? You don't know. I think that's what this show is about. No, but I'm saying. You don't know. You don't know. You don't know. You have Davis Mills as their starter so far

and Kyle Allen is a banner. Oh, yeah, you're reading too. But I feel it, though. No, I get it, though. But, yeah. New York Giants, Tennessee Titans. Titans. Big Titans.

Light blip. I'm running with a gang. I'm running with a gang. Green Bay, Minnesota. I'm going with Green Bay. Fuck that. I'll go Green Bay. Just because my neighbor beat.

My neighbor beat. Yeah, they like running. Is it in Green Bay? Nope. Minnesota. I still ride with Green Bay. Yeah,

I'm running with Green Bay. I think I'm going to go to Vikings on this one. Cheesehead. Purple's closer to blue than green. Purple people. Actually, that's not true. Green is just as close to purple. As blue as purple.

The Packers don't have Devonte Adams anymore, though. They don't. Who is Aaron Rogers throwing to? In a point. color chart green is just as far from purple as blue is I'm just going to make that we should edit that I'm gonna go oh god Vikings that's right that's right that one okay you you uh chose the uh Vikings oh you said green bag yeah I said I fuck with green bag all right Casey or Arizona mm I'm going to say Arizona I'm gonna go Cardinals that is an

insane pick you're gonna bet against the chefs but honestly the chiefs did not look that great regular season last year. But they didn't have to look great because they can win the game in any kind of fashion they want to. Especially early on, they're making all these adjustments. Early in the season, you're waiting to see a ton. But there's no Tyrook Hill there either. That's probably better.

Is it, though? Because it's like, even if Tyreek Hill is hurt, you have to pay attention. Like, he can always stretch your defense. So him not being out there, they do still have a bunch of burners, but. Yeah, that's a good point. Is the offense going to look the same without him? Do you think the offense is going to be designed the same way where... Hell not.

I think it kind of is in the sense because they have... What is it like... Bro. Tyriegill is a freak of nature, bro. But they... They can't have everybody doing what he... Can't nobody do that shit. They had Hardman...

They had like two or three people that ran like four threes or something crazy. They have some really fast kids, but with Tyree Kill, it almost didn't matter the route he ran because if he... It's just going to burn it. And all Mahomes had to do was bide enough time for him to burnish it and then... Yeah. We're going to see, though. We're going to see if the mothercats, though, that Kelp has definitely don't think

two is going to be able to throw the ball to Hill anywhere nearly, plus to what he's used to getting. Raiders, Chargers. You already know. I'm going to go. Chargers, light blue. Herbert, Savage. All right. Last and not least, Tampa Bay and Cowboys.

Go ahead. Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay. I knew it. Tompa Bay. I knew it. It's only because the Cowboys suck.

Cowboys. I'm right with you, my bookie. Actually, you know what, though? I need to stay consistent. Cowboys, blue. Hey, thank you, man. He's, hey. See?

Y'all can both die on that hill, dude. Hey. Hey, man, so we talked about football pretty much a lot. So let's talk about them Phoenix Suns, Kelvin. Oh, I've been waiting for this one. Yeah, yeah. Let's get on them. How you feeling about that, bro?

Talk to me. So just to recap, it's Thursday. Damn. Time stamp this. It's Thursday night right now. The Phoenix Suns had a very easy chance to advance what happened tonight, Kelvin. I was about to say, y'all. You're going to save him?

No, no, hell no. We got time travel a little bit. This is going to come out Sunday. I want people to know where Kelvin stands are now on his sons. Honestly, I'm highly disappointed. Because the way they looked the game before, they embarrassed Dallas. So I was kind of expecting that at least. like, you know, kind of similar, if not a close game, but I was expecting to win.

Series done tonight. Because they looked like trashed it. It was like 20 turnovers and like, it was just a nasty game. Because I brought it up, like, do you think they threw this game to win it back at home? Nah. You don't think they really got, I don't think they got dusted like that? I really think so. And it wasn't even like a complete dusting.

It was like a combination of them just not making shots. That shit was a dusting, bro. Do you think it was the refs wanting to secure seven-game series? I think that was what, like, game three? I don't think the rest could do that. Game four. Yeah, not a whole game. The calls were, when Chris Paul had his four fouls in the first quarter,

I think the refs definitely determined that game's outcome. That game was nice. Because Chris Paul, he got a little background to, like, going at it with them, so I can see that too. Yeah, but it's like his play style is not super physical, so for him to get four early foul. But exactly. So it's like, too,

respect for him to get overfired? Oh, got he's out there fouling niggas. What you think? Trying to keep up. Hold on, old, nigga. God damn. Oh, hold on to everything. Like, damn, little digg is for real, bro.

I'm telling you, because trust me, I've been out there trying to move recently, and I'll be out here fouling niggas, cut. Hold on, a little, nigga, you ain't about to just blow by me like that. Hold up. And then he'd be out there scoring, too. He's an old nigger scoring. He'll get his bucket. You feel that?

I'm saying? Who get his bucket for you? What y'all getting blew out though? Dusted though, though. Man, I can't even say it. Worse than the Warriors, though? That's why I can't even. Yeah, let's talk about that if we talk about Justin.

Last night was sad. Bro. Warriors out 3-1. Curry was over there, like, close out. I don't know about. Contacts all of a sudden. I don't know about throwing some shit, but I feel like there's a point where they just, like, they just stopped playing, you know?

I know for sure they threw the game. You think they threw it or they just didn't try? Once, like Joss said, for show for show, yeah, I feel like they threw that because they was just getting their ass whooped way like they never got their ass whooped like that, bro. Nothing. I think it's more just saving it, maybe keeping more in the tank. I don't think that's throwing it, though. That's throwing a game. To come back to the town to win it.

If you're saving anything in a game where you could like end it, that's throwing it. Because if you're playing, what are you saving anything? You're supposed to go out there, get your check. You're supposed to go out there, earn your check, leave it all on the floor, bro. But if you're playing, like, it's your last game and you have three opportunities to close it out, that's really bad to burn the fuel on all three of those games if you don't necessarily have to in game one. So basically you're saying that they sat them down to like get rest. Yeah, they didn't go as aggressive as they could have.

I agree with what he's saying. But to make a point to what you just said, like you said, bro, they got to go out there and earn their paychecks, right? but how you earn them paychecks is you got to play these games so we're going to have one more game in Oakland to get that revenue up the team got to make paper to cover your paycheck bro they need these series to go like six games bro like saving sweeps or fire but so saving it's not good for business and then what you just said that is really them relaxing on this game and i feel like they threw that motherfucker just to win it at the crib possibly could be what you just said to save some energy.

You feel what I'm saying? That's why I'm agreeing with y'all because guess what? That shit sounds too sweet to me. Ain't no goddamn confetti about to come down for them if they got that win last night. So you think that they turned the ball over 20 plus times and all those shots on purpose? Bro, did you see what the niggas was shooting last night? On purpose? Niggas was shooting shit they don't know that shit.

So they're that good at knowing how to miss as well as making it. Hell, if they know how to shoot that damn good, they know how to just throw some shit up like they had Chucky cheese, Calvin? That's pretty true because I'm not that good at making baskets, but I'm pretty fucking good at missing the basket. Almost making it. With Steph Curry being one of, if not the best greatest shooter ever, I think it would be that much harder for him to try and miss. I feel like he could probably make it with his eyes closed more times than he would. He got a focus to miss. Yeah.

Like, I feel like I don't even know if he can't if he tried type shit. Bro. He's that good of a shooter. Bro. Clay Thompson is even enough, that best of a shooter, too. No splashes. So I'm like, I think it was just an all game. I think it's impossible for a shooter or shooter is that good to just miss.

Bro. Willingly. They could have a bad game where they're just missing. Kelvin. But there's no way. Those were calculated bricks. Kelvin. I think you can't.

I think you could throw a calculator. Kelvin, right now, if we was at 24, right, just be realistic, huh? Be realistic,

for real, for real, and you went out there set to brick every fucking shot. Are you not able to do that? I can't. I said I can't.

I knew he wasn't going to keep it 100, though. But yeah, good looking, though. I was about to say, I would have to take bad enough shots,

though, you know, well, one, I'm not getting 100, 500 shots up every day in practice. If you told me right now I had to do 20 almost made it. I could do that. Bro, I got 20 almost made it for sure.

I could go in there and looking fly as a motherfucker looking like I'm about to score everything. Prank, prank, prink. But that's because how many shots are you guys getting up over the course of a month or whatever? Bro, we're speaking of the same shoes that the Warriors was wearing to shank the game to win it at the crew. But I think you could focus. threes in a row at practice time. And how many did he make yesterday? But if he wanted to miss, I think he could focus in the moment and miss.

How many did he make yesterday, Kelvin? Let me see. We're looking at it right now. I mean, I get muscle memory, but I think that you could you could do something to throw off muscle memory if you wanted to, you know? I just don't think there's any world where they were throwing this game. Nah. I feel it. They gave up in it.

Yeah, they gave up. They didn't throw it, but they gave up in it and they gave up bad. And the shit was embarrassing. Man, I think them niggas shanked it. I ain't going to lie, bro. That's all good. Come back. It's too good, fool.

Come back to the bay. Out of nowhere, pool out here just, all these niggins just shanked. Everybody just shanking it. Like a prison yard. They better not come losing in the bay, bro. I don't want to see a seven-game series for this because that's just demoralizing. They are about to blow them niggas out like they just got blue out there and watch this shit happen. We got to.

Mark my word. I'm not saying, like, I don't want nobody to be like, oh, are you talking bad about the Warriors? No. I remember my. my ticket say they was going to win in six. I thought they was going to win. Remember, I bet on it. Winning six, there we go.

I bet on that. So I don't want it to get twisted like, oh, he hate the work. No, digger. Because I know right now, if they go to the crib, which is about to happen, bring the cheerleaders out. You want them to lose? I want him to lose bad. Of course he does.

Because you're afraid to play. I want to see. I'm not going to lie. I am very afraid. I'd much rather play a Grizzlies team with no John Morant than the Warriors, even if they're not going to happen. It's not. It's impossible.

The way game five looked. So what are we? We might got to dance. There's got something there. I don't know. But no, Luca, hey, don't get it twisted. You all got Luca in front of y'all, bro. He's been an issue.

Big issue. Because slow, too. He'd be out there, like, moving slow, but getting bucked. You can't even. Like, I think he got power of role. That's the thing. Like, I feel like today's game, it's not even about speed anymore. It's more just about, like, finesse and skills.

Yeah, skill, for show, for sure. And just being bigger and longer than everybody else, like Janus. Bro. Beast. Pause. Dude, it's just unfair watching this series and watching him just go up the middle and being well protected, well guarded, and just around everybody. So do you think there's a team or like a defensive scheme that can stop him? Or do you think he's just kind of, you just have to pray for a bad game?

No, he's too tough. He's too big. He's too strong. It's a scheme that can stop. For sure. Oh yeah, you double him And there's no Chris Mildon in the throw to Like there's a lot of shit they could do

But Celtics haven't figured that out You gotta be three people bro Yeah It gotta be three people It can't be not like that It can't possibly two Yeah I think there's more to that But it has to be three people

Because one To that's the man up on him right One on this side One on this side to clamp down When he comes to the hole Because you got to rely on all these other motherfuckers to beat him bro You got to shut him

down you shut him down and make everybody else win it's a rap fucking after that you're gonna out rebound him though bro you got three people on him he fucking he's bigger than everybody bro he if you put three people on him the ref is gonna see his three niggas on cut and if he just bulldozed through one of him it's a fucking charge but isn't that the bulldoze him he's just bigger than bro it's a defensive scheme that really gonna work though i'm just being realistic with you like not saying just some real like you to tell the celtics this because they they fucking as soon as he gets through the ball wherever he's at top of the key the person that's in front of you. Subjects do need to be listening to you.

Bro, fuck that. Swift the, switch the defense. Shift the defense, bro. Drop this motherfucker that's in the corner up. You feel what I'm saying? Leave him wide open so he can see his man and the rim. This dude that's in the corner drop back to help him to. Fuck that.

Cut let these other motherfuckers be, you all, bro. Face cuss. Straight up. That's the fucking common denominator, right? We're going to see. It's him. bro stacked the motherfuckers up on him.

That's the X's and O's right there. I'm telling you, bro, as soon as he touches the ball, I was seeing another guard and somebody else tall to fucking barge his ass. I feel like that's what they kind of been doing the past few games. Anytime he gets it anywhere near the post. No, it's a double team.

No, we need three people because as soon as he gets the ball and he's not. Maybe in the ball. Maybe in the L. But you triple team in somebody, especially somebody that can't shoot, You're only shooting yourself in the foot. No, you triple team them soon as he get the ball in his comfort zone, bro.

I would triple team curry before I'd triple team. Hell no. Hell no. Curry ain't even tall or worthy of it. I think you're just leading way too much open. You triple team, yonness. Hey, bro. I'm just letting you know.

Maybe like a nice strong boxing one or something. You just got to get it. He's going to tap it out to the side. You know? Bro, that's exactly what I want as a coach. That's what I want. I want the mother motherfuckers to beat me from the corner all night, straight up. They might do it, though.

I think whoever wins this series is going to come out of the East because the heat just finished the Sixers, which was kind of predictable. Yeah. But to double back on that, I bet on the Bucks, too, to win in six. So these are the same people I'm speaking about. I'm showing you how to beat them. But, yeah, 76ers. Did you bet the Sixers in Seven? No, I never bet seven.

Oh, okay. Yeah, see, it was six. So you didn't bet the Sixers? I did bet the Sixers, bro. In six? Yeah, in six. six. Oh shit and they got taken out in six. Oh shit they did.

That was a bad one too. No, it's not bad. It's gambling. My bookie. It's not bad. You feel what I'm saying? It's going to be all right. And B got his face crushed. It's going to ski. You feel? You know what I mean? It's going to ski

all right. When somebody gets their face crushed it's like, all right you can you you can ride, bro. My bed gone. Fuck it, bro. Because you, that's your face, bro. Wasn't his hand broken already too? Damn. Shit. But yeah, man.

That's a tough look. Tough look for James Hardin. Oh, no. I'm sorry, James, you the homie, bro. You cool and all that. But, because you got exposed to my boy. Like, talk about old niggas playing, Calvin. Cud looked like unc for show out there, bro.

You think he was just worried about the YSL? No. He's worried about fucking Jeff. Nah, no, bro. Did he be with them all the time? But yeah, he's a slatty. He's a sling. He was kind of expecting James Hartman to appear in that indictment.

But, but. But no, no, my boy was out there. I've seen one play where he caught. He caught the ball by the free throw line that took like a half a step and then almost tripped. And they just passed to a bar real fast. I was sitting there like, oh, man. The night that he went off, though, they just kept on them throwback Hardin.

They just said Hardin of yesteryear. I was like, damn. No, man. Shout out to my boy, because his journey is dope, bro. His journey is fire, man. Real talk, though. I got to put some respect on his name because I don't want him to see this and be like, oh, man, you're talking shit about me.

It's just the truth right now. Yeah, right now at this moment, bro. I just seem like the other game I see. I'm going to court. Out there unking it. No, for real, that shit was funny as hell, man. But, no, another team I want to speak old too, though, man. Hey, no lie, though.

Memphis. How y'all feel about Memphis and Jado, man? I mean, I want to kick their ass. Like, no, no, keep it real, though. Like, as far as Memphis teams, remember when they had, like, Michael Conley? you feel what I'm saying like Gassol and shit

yeah they've had a squad like how do y'all feel about this this is a whole new like look for Zach Randolph I mean look Like you get what I'm saying But to me though I mean this has been a good rivalry

I love the Warriors Grizzlies It's always been fun to see this little rivalry And this team though I fuck with this team bro John You feel what I'm saying

It's like a whole different type of look That they got right now And it's working for him It's definitely I like the fact that it's it's a young team they don't have much experience but right they're making a real push oh yeah for sure it's like it's like low key like low key how like booker was when they came like you know what i mean and it's it's just dope to see that shit bro it's finally coming together yeah it's dope to see that man

man i wish i could i hate uh what's his name though uh Anderson huh call Anderson yeah bro I just uh motion bro his hezzy package is just trash bro it's something Shout out to Hesigar, too. Yeah, shout of Hesigga. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, I'm cool. This shit, his shit, butt. I'm cool, bro.

I just can't stand there, man. What's up with? Ugly hooping. Y'all know. I can't pronounce her name. Is it Yokech? Oh. The guy MVP.

Yoakich. Yeah. Shout to yoke. The joker. Shout out to yoke. I'm gonna call it. Yoki. Yoki second, back to back.

Hey man, shout out to Yoki. That's fine. You feel what I'm saying? He got the MVP, man. I seen him out there. It looked like they was on a farm and shit. He rode up on a little tractor. I was like, damn, cut, this nigga out here.

There you go. He's blowing like a motherfucker. He out here with the trophy, could. For real. He's like the most strong, unchiseled person, I think, the NBA. Cud looked like he just like. This is a big old. Like, jugger-not.

God-ass dude. Like, you feel what I'm saying? Be at the bar bumping your ass like, man, bro. God damn, bro. Like, jeezing. Whatsoever. Just meat slabs.

And then he's like, let's go hoop. And he's out there bawling. Yanking shit. He lost 20, like 25 pounds. Oh, yeah, he got lighter on his feet. But it doesn't really look like it. What I'm saying is you got to see like the before and after. Like, yeah, he's lighter.

But like, they said he entered the season at 285. A lean. Damn, that's how much are we? Lean 225, okay. How tall is it? Like, damn near like six, nine, six, ten? Yeah, right? He might be a footer, though, huh?

He's like seven. I'm about to say he might be a footer. He doesn't really jump. He's six eleven. Okay, yeah, pretty much. I'm about to say, hold on, he might be a footer. What's shoes, that's a footer. Pretty much, yeah, you already know, shit.

Come walking through these doors, man. Shit, because remember when Bobby Jones came? it was like, yeah, bro, oh yeah, I'm 6-7. 6-7? 6-7. Yeah, Bobby's 6-7-68. That's what 6-7-68 looks like? I was the tallest person I'd ever seen.

Bro, you were the sea-law. You're talking, bro, I've seen Tyson Chandler, bro. He came to my practice with fucking, this is when, this shit is crazy, bro. Jay Will was still playing, and fucking they had the big dude, Eddie Curry. Oh, yeah.

So just when it was at the Bulls, bro, they came to our practice. Fucking, we see this car pulling up, bro, Coach Tray car. I never forget this shit. He had a little fucking Cadillac CTS. Nice whip, you feel what I'm saying? But for these three fucking NBA basketball players to be in the car, Tyson is in the car, like in the front, like bent up, bro. Like bent up.

You got Eddie Curry behind him. You feel what I'm saying? In the CTS, bro. Tyson gets out. Yeah, that's a small car for a big man. man Tyson gets out bro walks up shakes my hand and I'm just like literally like this is the tallest person I ever seen like like fucking right here bro this shit is crazy cuz just was towering over all of us like I'm like damn bro then Eddie Curry come he fucking 610 but he looked like a fucking

refrigerator like this shit is wow bro they fucking practice with us for a little bit that shit was tight Tyson was blocking everybody shit crazy. A moment I'll never forget, though, bro. Tallest person I ever seen in life. Taco Fall. Ooh. That's a big mom.

Can you pass out water? So, man. Who is the biggest? I feel bad about speaking on the Bulls. I feel bad, man. How come? My boy, Demard de Rosen, ain't in the playoffs no more. But guess what the upside is?

Come on down. Hey, let's meet them. You feel what I'm saying? meet the homie from comp the show that would be sick as fuck demar cool too he like he's not like like you feel i'm saying he gonna come kick it and laugh like shit like you feel them yeah he's like other people he's like us like he gonna kick back and laugh don't so man how y'all feel it you're all you're sliding you're good oh yeah all right man because it's great i know i hope so man yes sir we back i feel like we conversated really well

a lot of that. I like having Kelvin on here. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Kelvin. I don't like we had some group convos. Let that. See, that's what people don't know, man. Off the scenes, off camera, like, we talk about this shit. We watch games. You feel what I'm saying? Like, we really

do this shit. You feel what I'm saying? And then Kelvin is like, he's a younger generation from us to where he's tapped in the way we used to be tapped in. You feel what I'm saying? So that's a bigger picture for him of being on this shit tonight too that I liked so shout out to Kelvin man because you did a good job bro and he has to do

timestamps and he's going to remember most of this as he does it and uh shout out to kevin for always setting up uh the games so we can watch them straight in the motherfucking office on the most bootleg websites for the porn ass i'm about to say with the porn ass i got to work on getting us like a hulu account or something no but you know what this is fire because i'm we finally watching games at work with the homies like straight up that shit is dope remember the first night finally something really cool in the next playup. Straight up. Remember the first night, T-Pow was like, man, this is a vibe right here.

Oh, yeah. This is really like the bro vibe. It's a real vibe. And it's like, bro, we just kicking back watching this is what we do, bro. This is what we would do if we fucking had enough time and be like, hey, man, come to the crib, man. We're about to turn the game on. New spot, though?

When we get the new spot, oh, yeah, we're watching everything. Come on now, you know we're going to be in there like we're watching in Vegas, man. It's about to be going down. Josh, bro, I need you to sign on the Call of Duty, man. Soon. I got into zero minutes available. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I respect that.

I put in all the extra minutes I got into this right now. Like, yes. That's another thing I want to do in the new spot, video games. Yeah, we got to. For us to be doing gaming streams a couple times a week. Straight up. For all y'all watching this, man, I'll be gaming, Call of Duty, and I'll be playing 2K.

Add me on there is skeezer. S-C-C-5-E's Z-U-S-S-S-S-E. That's if you're on Xbox. If you got the PS5 or the PC, 4-5-3-11-8-8. Add your boy. Straight up, because I'll be on there gunning. They had me fucked up last night, y'all.

Remember I was saying we're going to bring the e-games? You feel we won't get it crack. So I'm going to speak on that for a second. They've been having me fucked up, Bostonova. Straight up. I told these fools on my Instagram story. Link up, bro. This ski TV link up. We about to shoot. Oh, man, ski, going to be out there getting smoked with five kills. As soon as we get off, biggest is dying laughing. They over here playing.

And they, ski, bro, you really got five kills. Man, I'm blood thirsty. What you're talking about. You predator out there. That shit is like literally fun, bro. That's why I asked you, bro. Man, when you do get some time, though, don't trip. we have to play that shit because they've been asking for you they like bro tell Josh to play you don't figure out the video game thing that's gonna be fire y'all get that problem we're gonna do

y'all got anything else y'all want to do you feel me square i want to say we time travel hopefully everything we said today is gonna be like super accurate by the time this comes out on sunday we're gonna have a whole new update on all these series that just came through we got bets on the line right now so turn next week's figure out how much money We lost or won. Definitely one, though, right? One. We won.

We won. Big wins. I know for show. This is, I'm going to just throw them off the top because I remember. Bruins with the hockey. Kings with the hockey. Maple Leafs with the hockey. Because it's been six to 67.

67, so I'm a ride with him. You feel what I'm saying? I'm rocking with him. All right. Baseball. That's lightning. Yep. Yeah, but hold on.

No, no, no, no. Not before that. You did say lightning too. that's the four. But you can't say the lightning because they're in the same thing. The lightnings are the same shade. Fuck it.

Well, I'm putting a parley on both of them. Let's ride. So look. This is a weird after that. Yeah, my bookie. So, yeah, after that. Who are you riding with?

Do you riding with your sons? Of course. All right. Warriors? Yeah, you already know. Come on. Celtics and seven. Celtics and seven.

All right. For sure. That's what they do, man. I can't wait to see you all next time. Like, comment, subscribe. Yes, please do that.