No Jumper - Torrei Hart On Keeping Kevin Hart’s Last Name, City Girl Mentality, New Music, & More

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

Flakko has a field day with Torrei Hart and asks her pretty much everything under the sun! ----- 00:00 Intro 1:42 Flakko asks Torrei Hart about the latest Rico from Philly 4:34 Torrei says Chris Rock... should have sl___ Will Smith back 6:29 Met Kevin Hart in college, developed her routine since then 8:20 Flakko says Torrei must have written for Kevin before 9:45 Torrei says she wants some D that make her go crazy like Chrisean and Blueface 14:53 Torrei says Black women are the least well treated 15:28 Torrei pays respect to Kevin Samuels but also acknowledges that people should be careful about what they say, coz you never know what's gonna happen to you 19:07 Torrei has no interest on being a conscious rapper 21:55 Torrei has been working and investing so can't relate to the City Girls mentality 24:24 Torrei only got 150k off the divorce 21:15 Torrei moved to LA with Kevin and started the comedy circuit 28:00 Flakko talks about being invited to Kazumi parties 30:57 Torrei has been tried by men many times, to trade opportunities for s*x 32:15 Torrei says she doesn't date short men anymore, that was a fluke 34:17 Flakko asks if Torrei has a BBL 36:55 Torrei might consider going back with Kevin Hart 38:36 Torrei says Drake is fine and nice looking 39:31 Torrei breaks Flakko's entire spirit after he compares himself to Drake 40:47 Torrei is flabbergasted by Flakko thinking he could be a contestant to be her sugar baby after she says no, no, and no 42:41 Torrei says the ONLY rapper who doesn't have a ghostwriter is King Los 45:02 Flakko asks Torrei to write her stand-up jokes 50:47 Torrei applauds TI for even trying to do stand up as a famous person 52:17 Torrei talks about her very public divorce, Shade Room comparing her to Kevin's new wife 56:02 Torrei has no long-term plans with music but has a song with Sugar Free 58:17 Torrei has a song with Queen of Compton coming soon 1:02:10 Torrei says she started the Zeus network but they canceled her show ----- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz  Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFI... http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: https://www.tiktok.com/@adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 No jumper, coolest podcast in the world with, we're back people, and we're with Tori Hart. How you feeling, Tori? I'm good. How you doing? Yo, now, question for you. When you found out that Flaka wanted to interview you, what was your first thought process? I was like, where's Adam? True.
Starting point is 00:00:20 I mean, I'm being honest. It's his platform, you know, and I feel like my name carries a lot of weight. So I was like, you know, if y'all want me to do this interview, you know, y'all need to head. I don't want to call him a nigger because he's white, but... Yeah, no, he's currently in New York right now. Okay. Yeah, so he's going there.
Starting point is 00:00:36 I think he's doing a couple of podcasts up there and he'll be back in like two weeks. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, but then my boy Jay, you know, he told me that flaco, you've been doing your thing and, you know... Wait, who's Jay?
Starting point is 00:00:49 Yo... Oh, okay. You don't know who your man that got me in here is? No. I know him as Mel. Oh, okay, well. Oh, shit. My bad, Jay.
Starting point is 00:01:05 And I assume that Mel stood for Melvin, but apparently his name is Jay. It's not even Mel. Yo, this has been living a double life this whole time. Not really. You know, we sometimes have aliases. That's all. Man, but Tori, where, okay, so where are you originally from? I'm originally from Philadelphia.
Starting point is 00:01:23 I was born and raised in Philly, moved to Jersey when I was nine years old. So I got a little bit of the city, a little bit of the suburbs. Then I went and did military for a little bit. Did my basic training at Fort Sam Houston. No, basic training at Fort Leonardwood, Missouri. Basic training at Fort Sam Houston. AIT, Fort Sam Houston, and then moved to L.A. Wait, so we're in Philly?
Starting point is 00:01:44 North South? Yeah. North? Yeah. Yo, what's your thoughts on this new RICO charge that's coming out to, like, North Philly people? So apparently like, oh, no, you, okay, so there was a list that was, like, just released. Like, you know, P&B Rock, right?
Starting point is 00:01:57 I do. Is he on it? Yeah, man, P&B. Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah, bro, they're fin to get them out of here soon. Who else is on it?
Starting point is 00:02:05 It's a lot of like, just like the little rappers coming up, yeah, bro, they're going to get him out of there. But North Philly is also famous for two people, who I know. Meek Mill. Meek Mill, Dr. Umar Johnson. Yeah, Dr. Johnson. Now, you guys are kind of around the same age,
Starting point is 00:02:20 I'm assuming, right? So like... Who, Omar? Yeah. I don't know how old he is. Yeah, but like... Okay, so were you aware of Umar, though, from Philly? Well, no, I got
Starting point is 00:02:31 made aware because I've been living in L.A. for like 20 years. Oh, gotcha. So I, you know, I started learning about him more once I lived out here. Yeah. Yo, what's your thoughts on Ugar? I don't follow him like that. I mean, I see him sometimes on social media and, you know, whatever,
Starting point is 00:02:47 but I'll be honest, I don't really I mean, me and Brother Polite, I don't know if you know who Brother Polite is. Yes, yes. So I'm more so, that's like my family. So that's who I'm more so rock with. You're polite? Yeah. Yo, he's also one of the conscious brothers. Yeah, very, very.
Starting point is 00:03:01 But he did have a recent scandal, right? I think recently. That shit ain't true. Yo, speak on it, man. It's not true. That's not who he is at all. People, you know, it's like people then said some stuff about me. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:03:13 So, you know, I'll be hearing certain things, and I'm like, I never even met this man. I mean, people say I sleep with certain people. I'm like, I never even met this person. Never met this person a day in my life. But they're telling me I slept with him. So, you know, when you are at a certain status, people will try to come in, extort you, get money from you and say certain things. But when you know somebody's character,
Starting point is 00:03:32 it's like, nah, I know my dog. He would never do anything like that. And I specifically asked him, I'm not the type of person that's going to run off and, you know, be like, okay, let me distance myself from him because it is. Nah, I asked him straight up.
Starting point is 00:03:44 You know what I mean? And the answer is no. Somebody's trying to extort him, and that's that. Of course. Now, people who, like, don't know what was going on, I think Polite had some accusations of, I think a female he was dealing with, accused them of dealing with her like her daughter
Starting point is 00:03:58 or something like that. Right, right, right, but you know and he still has to like go to court but when you first... He will be found not guilty or whatever I can say that. You listen, but I'm one thing about you like you're super loyal because you even had a video with him I think on your Instagram still. But we're doing music together. Oh, dope.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Yeah. Now have you gotten backlash from that though? Like people like trying to say, oh my God Torrey, why you still associating with people like? I don't care what people think. I'm going to do. I have one life. I'm doing me and I'm loyal to my people.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Like at the end of the. day. You know what I'm saying? Like, I know him. I know his character. I'm around him a lot. So, yeah, that's that. Now, thanks. Now, another Philly vet is Will Smith. Now, what's your thoughts? Okay, so you are also a mother and a wife or ex-wife, right? And you're also a comedian. So you're probably stuck in, like, the middle with this. But how do you feel about Will Smith's smacking the shit out of Chris Rock for talk about his wife? Are we still talking about this? Yeah, man. Yo, he's apologize.
Starting point is 00:04:54 You know, listen, speak on the door right, but as a comedian, what are, like, what's your thoughts on that? I mean, I don't know. It's so old. It's just like, I mean, he smacked Chris Rock. Chris Rock, in my opinion, should have smacked his ass back. I mean, that's what I would have did. But I guess he was stunned. So my opinion is, you know, somebody smacked me.
Starting point is 00:05:15 I'm smacking you back. Now, as a comedian, though, like, do you ever fear, yo, bro? Like, this shit is starting to press it now, bro. Like, niggas is now hopping on stage and fucking with him. comedians. No? Never. Nobody would ever come up on the stage I'm on. They better not. No?
Starting point is 00:05:31 They better not. My energy, when I'm on stage is I wish a nigga would. Wish a nigga would. Yeah. Okay, so do you even deal with hecklers a lot, though? I've had to deal with some hecklers in the Bronx before, and he got shut right on down because he thought it was going to be easy. Bronx, New York?
Starting point is 00:05:46 Yeah, Bronx. You go there. You go there. Yeah, no, I've been to Bronx, Baltimore, Virginia. I mean, I have sold out toys. You know, had a sold-out tour. I'm about to be back on the road again. I'm working on some new material
Starting point is 00:05:58 and about to do a special four to six months. So, yeah, I'm good in the hood. Good, the hood, man. The hood love me. How do you even deal, like, with it happened? Like, you just roast the fuck out of them or how do you even deal with them?
Starting point is 00:06:11 Usually, I just roast them or if I'm in the mood, I'll go hard. But, like, sometimes they just want to be the show. So I don't even give them that. But if they keep on going and saying stuff, then, yeah, I will roast you. Man, now born in Philadelphia, moved to Jersey. Now, first though, okay, so how did you transition into comedy?
Starting point is 00:06:30 Like, what was the first time you realized, yo, I'm kind of funny I can do this shit? Well, I got class clown in high school. Class clown. Yeah, I was class clown in high school. I was always pulling pranks. I was always the one getting everybody riled up doing crazy stuff. That was me. And then when I went to community college, that's where me and my ex-husband, Kevin Hart met,
Starting point is 00:06:52 you know, we ended up connecting. We was in a theater arts class and stuff like that. And then, you know, when he ever, the first time he went on stage, I was with him. So he got a stand in ovation. And, you know, he's pretty much like, you know, that's my good luck charm right there. So I just started going to shows with him and just always there. And I started falling in love with it. Like I would catch myself in the back, you know, just studying.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Not even realizing that's what I was doing at the time because I never thought I would do stand up. It wasn't. I always wanted to be an actress, which is why I took theater arts. and did that in high school since I was like six years old, did plays and all that kind of stuff. But the stand-up honestly came when I started going to shows with him and I fell in love with it. I really found a love for it. And one day I just decided to do it. I didn't tell him.
Starting point is 00:07:39 I ain't tell nobody. I just went on stage at the Ha-ha in North Hollywood on Lancasham. Jack, shout out to Jack, the club owner. And I did it. Yeah. I know it's crazy. you're so funny that under a few comments, under one of your stand-up
Starting point is 00:07:55 videos on YouTube, like somebody commented, yeah, she definitely wrote for Kevin Hart. I mean, you know, we definitely used each other for inspiration. You know what I'm saying? We definitely bounced off of each other and did that. The same way he uses me for his material. This material that I have
Starting point is 00:08:11 coming up and coming out, I'm definitely using him because without no Tori, there's no Kevin, without no Kevin, there's no Tori. He used his family for his material. That's what you do. Tori be real though like you for sure like you for sure wrote for that nigga I mean I looked out
Starting point is 00:08:27 like what's some real of shit You for sure wrote some jokes for that I looked out I mean we were married so it's a given You know when you're a team you're a team So that's just how it went down All right so what's one joke that you contributed to That nobody knows The Tori crazy joke
Starting point is 00:08:44 I mean you know Tori talks in third person Because I would do crazy shit I would talk in third person I would do that kind of stuff because that's what I was doing at that time. That's where that, like, I guess, kind of like narrative came from. That I'm crazy? Yeah. Aren't most people a little crazy?
Starting point is 00:09:00 I mean, if you're super talented, you know, and I'd like to consider myself super talented, you're going to be a little crazy. I mean, Flacco, you, I mean, you're going to get, you know, yeah, you're going to get because the more you tap into your craft and what you're doing, you're going to start thinking more outside the box. And I mean, and crazy doesn't have to be a bad. bad thing. It's just you're crazy enough to sit here and interview me. I mean, that's it. Most people are scared to follow their dreams and do things. So you have to be a little crazy
Starting point is 00:09:29 to do certain things. And it's not a bad thing. But no, am I going around murdering people and, you know, doing stuff like that, robbing and killing and thieving and stuff? No, that's crazy. I'm just having fun, living life, following my dreams. And to me, you know, that's a good crazy. Now, when I think about crazy, the one girl that comes in my mind, is like Chris Sean Rock. Like, would you ever that crazy Dylan with Kevin?
Starting point is 00:09:55 I want some dick that make me do that because let me tell you, I don't know, blue face must have some dick with gold plates around it or something. I mean something because I just,
Starting point is 00:10:05 no, I'm not tattooing. I was married and I ain't tattooing nobody on my neck. I'm not getting a fake tooth with you on it.
Starting point is 00:10:12 I might give you an initial or something. You know what I'm saying? Like I did have an initial on my back like Kay inside of a heart. I got that shit covered up though. That's covered up.
Starting point is 00:10:19 but yeah nah that's that's a whole other level of crazy his dick game is tremendous pause I mean bro I can only imagine no man let's you know she she broke into his home
Starting point is 00:10:32 yeah cut herself open right wrote like I love you in her blood in her blood yes stole his car and drove to Oklahoma I think to traffic drugs
Starting point is 00:10:44 to traffic drugs she got found with like I'm talking about a high amount of pills high amount of weed, all type of shit. Wait, she did that for him. She's it. Amen.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Now, no, no, because he called the police on her. Oh, okay. For stealing his car. So I'm assuming she's, you know, but, you know, but how would a girl like Chris on Rock, I guess, get rid of being dignitized? Like, how do females... She got to find another big dick. Another big dick.
Starting point is 00:11:11 She got to find another dick that's golden. That's the only way you get rid of that one dick. You got to go get another golden dick. That's the only way it's going to happen. Apparently. Apparently she didn't try to cover big dicks, right? Because Blueface kind of exposed her, apparently like she was in jail and fucked the CEO to, like, get, like, privileges because her... That bitch is smart.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Okay. That bitch is smart. Why are you in here at Christa? She's smart. All right. So, back to the comedy journey, right? So you and Kevin started... But we ain't going to talk about Kevin too much.
Starting point is 00:11:45 No, no, no, no. No, right? but you and him started, you know, like you guys are now like doing stand-up. At what point, like those things like start to say, ah, you know, this started off as a dream, but now like things is kind of like, like things is moving. For who, him or me or me? I guess when I, I mean, I opened up for him a few times. I opened up for Cat Williams, you know, at the Staples Center, which is now Crypto.
Starting point is 00:12:17 I mean, opened up for Martin at Royal Farms in front of 25,000 people. Martin? Yeah, Martin Lawrence. Wow, how was that? That was amazing. I mean. Why, he's a tough actor. Now, guys like Martin, Chris Rock, Chappelle,
Starting point is 00:12:32 right. Cat Williams, like, those guys are the goat. So who would you say is your top five of greatest comedians of all time? Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr. He's a white guy that most people probably aren't aware of, but he's funny as fuck. I love Andrew Dice,
Starting point is 00:12:47 When I first started, I used to wear a leather jacket on stage. Every day that was my uniform. And I thought I was the dice man for a second. Cat Williams, Eddie Murphy, if we think and, you know, talking in that lane. Yeah, those are people I love. Yeah. Now, do you feel like the comedy game currently is easier to break through now than it was back then? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Right? Because now there's things like YouTube, et cetera, et cetera. Right, right. Now, Cal Williams actually went viral, I believe, a couple of years ago, right? Because he was like, you know, listen, man, like that brought Tiffany Haddish. Like, she's not as funny as booboo do, right? Right. So how do you feel about his critiques regarding like Tiffany Haddish?
Starting point is 00:13:39 And then, too, why do you feel like certain females come and just scotrock it up while the really funny chicks be grinding for, you know, years? Right, right. and don't get a break? Well, I think that's his personal opinion and he's entitled to it. You know what I mean? So that's his opinion.
Starting point is 00:13:54 I mean, some people could say that I'm not funny or, you know, whatever. That's their opinion. I'm going to disagree with them, but whatever. Down to other people that skyrocket and some people don't, you don't know how much work is being put in behind the scenes. You know, you never know exactly what's happening.
Starting point is 00:14:13 You know, so she could be working super, super hard, writing every day, hitting stages five times a week, get seen by the right person. You could be seen by somebody who can take your career to the next level. Maybe these other people, maybe they're not performing at the right venues. Maybe they're performing in, you know, chicken shacks
Starting point is 00:14:29 or something like that. They could be super funny, because there's a lot of people that are super funny, but those people may never reach that level of success. And that's okay. And you never know what people's dreams are. Maybe some people don't want to be that successful because maybe they respect their privacy.
Starting point is 00:14:43 You know, maybe sometimes they just want to be able to the market and not have to have paparazzi following them. So they just choose to be funny, but not necessarily big and famous. You know? So you just never know. Yeah. And do you feel, though, as a black woman, it's kind of tougher because I think even Monique, you know, she came out and she was really like persistent against like,
Starting point is 00:15:02 yo, like Netflix is offering me $500K, but offering this like unfunny white girl who ain't really do half as me like $30 million. Right. Now, do you think, though, as a black woman is harder? Of course. We are the bottom of the barrel in the world. I mean, we're looked at as the lowest on the totem pole when really we are the life bearers and the life givers and we are the queens. But we get so much hate because we're so great. Yo, I would assume that you're probably anti-red pill that, right? Anti who? Red pill. Red pill. What is that? It's like the new phenomenon, right? We're like dudes like come online and bash black women.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Oh, that's what's going on? Like the Kevin Samuels, the Andrew Tates. Well, I mean, rest in peace, Kevin Samuel, but you see where he's at right now. You know, so be careful what you say about people and what you do. Yo, okay, so like when Kevin Samuels died, I've seen that black women were celebrating that, man. Now, do you think that celebrating his death was kind of out of pocket, or do you think, you know, it's karma? I don't recall. I don't recall anything that happened.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Amen. I don't recall. I didn't celebrate, but the people who did, I don't recall seeing that. Amen, facts, man. Yeah. Now, all right, so, oh, yo, I will say this. I've seen one of the Tert movies. Okay, which one?
Starting point is 00:16:28 You did. You see Super Tert? No, right? But I've seen, but the first one. You got to see the second one. I'll definitely check it out. You have to watch Super Tert, because Tert, great movie, but Super Tert is, when we really went there to the next level.
Starting point is 00:16:44 You know what I mean? Production, acting, locations, everything went to that next level. And that's the shout-out to Man Robinson. That's my partner, Man Robinson Studios. We're doing big things. We have a movie Sebastian coming out October this year. Then we got the On 10 series,
Starting point is 00:17:00 which is dope as fuck. You're going to love it's for the culture. You're going to love it. Oh, were you like the, okay, so you didn't have to audition for it. This is kind of like your film. I'm an EP. Wow. I auditioned people.
Starting point is 00:17:16 When people don't give me an opportunity, I create my own. And I align myself with a very, very smart, talented person, man Robinson, who now we collab on a lot of things, business. Actually, he's the one who forced me to put my song lit in the movie. Because I wasn't even ready to release music yet, you know what I mean? And he was just like, no, this song is so good. I need it in the movie. is going in this scene and I was like, but I'm not ready
Starting point is 00:17:42 and he was like, you're ready. We're putting it in there. So that's how that even came out like that, yeah. So. Yeah, yo, and who I did was it was to catch Jamal? Well, Jamal started off originally from the first turn. And that was him and man, you know, they had a rapport
Starting point is 00:17:58 early on and that's how Jamal got in it. Yeah, yo, and his role with Biggie was so profound. It was amazing. That is hard for me to even see him as anything other than Biggie now. I know, but he lost so much weight. He's skinny now. Yo, I've seen that. Yeah, so you can definitely see him as something else.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Yeah. Yeah. No, but like off camera, it's his mannerism. Because even like Biggie Mother said, yo, his like mannerism, even off camera, like, kind of reminds you of like a real New Yorker Biggie-esque. Right. How is the mannerism off camera? Like, do he have similarities to Biggie? Well, unfortunately, I never was blessed to meet Biggie who is like one of my favorite.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Oh, I don't? Yeah, that's why my dog's name is Biggie. Oh, don't? I love Biggie. But I never got a chance to meet him, so I don't know. So I would only be able to go off of, like, things I've seen on TV or something like that. But I definitely, Jamal, he's very cool, calm, collected. He has a sense of humor, though, believe it or not.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Yo, I can actually not like, I can definitely vision that right now. Your new song, Tert is actually in the, no, lit. Lit, yeah. It's in the new movie. Super Turn. All right. So my question for you is, what made you say, yo, I'm going to start rapping now? Well, I used to do it when I was younger.
Starting point is 00:19:13 You know, I used to think that I was a rapper, and, you know, so I would just rap and see cars, rap about them with my sister. Sweet tea. Yeah. And, you know, I just, like, during the pandemic, I just started doing a lot of things that I wanted to do because life is not promised. And, you know, I was just, like, doing it for fun, actually. Yeah. And then as I started doing it, so me and Rockstar, I don't know if you're familiar with Rockstar,
Starting point is 00:19:38 the producer. he produces for J-Lo, Chris Brown, Post Malone, Farrgy. Heavy hitters. Heavy hitters. And now Tori Hart. Wow. Yeah, so we got in the studio and we did five songs together and, you know, and I just wanted to just push myself and step outside my comfort zone. And then as I started recording
Starting point is 00:19:57 and people started coming, they were like, Tori, this is really good. Like, you should probably release it. So that's when I got brave enough to say, you know what, well, let me go ahead and release it. And that's how that started happening. Yo, so going into music, was you saying, listen, I'm going to go into this shit, but I ain't trying to do what these other bitches is doing. Because listen, because right now, like the state of female rap is nothing, but yo, my pussy is wetter than the Niagara Falls, you know, like finessa nigger, tricker nigger, right?
Starting point is 00:20:25 Get the bag. Oh, I got a song called Bramey the Bag. Really? I do. Listen, it's art. At the end of the day, it's art. I mean, you know, we can do the conscious shit, but don't nobody want to hear it. If you do it, nobody wants to hear it.
Starting point is 00:20:39 And then if you don't do it, then it's like, oh, man, here they come with this shit. Like, so it's like, do what sells. Right now the city girls is out here doing their thing. Made a stallion out here doing her thing. Cardi B. Out here doing her thing. What conscious female rapper do you know of right now? Conscious?
Starting point is 00:20:56 But I would say this, Gorilla, she'd be talking her shit. Okay, but even I'm fucking nigger free is not conscious. Be quiet, Biggie. That's true. Fucking nigga free. That's not conscious, though. Yeah That's still talking that shit
Starting point is 00:21:09 But it's not like she's saying You know I give thanks to the most high The power of the guy You know that's that's Conscious or you know what I'm saying Or talking You know like even Nipsey Nipsey was conscious
Starting point is 00:21:18 I'll give him that He was conscious but still like on a street With it You know telling the people about investments And buildings and what have you But he still had edge So it worked But I can't really see
Starting point is 00:21:31 Right now I don't know any females doing that And I don't I don't want to be that female to do it either. No, you know, like, no, I'm not interested in that. You know what? Like, I'm interested in and having fun. Like, I, shit, I got married super young, you know,
Starting point is 00:21:46 so I ain't get a chance to really turn up and do that shit. I did that while I was married. So I'm talking my shit now. Yo, so, like, after being married for so long, and not being single, like, what's your take on city girls culture? Because right now, I feel like the dancing right now
Starting point is 00:22:01 is filled with city girls, right? Like, it's females who believe, you know, listen, man like these niggas been dogging us out for 20 plus, sorry for them they're, you know. Our whole lives. Yeah. So now we're going to do the same thing they're doing. You feel I'm like fucking
Starting point is 00:22:15 niggas taking their money, dump them to the curve. Like what's your take on city girl culture right now? I mean, I say do whatever you want to do because, you know, that's their like, like I'm not into that. You know, I don't, I just, I can never be that. I was a wife, so my mentality is never going to
Starting point is 00:22:31 be that. But I do enjoy the entertainment of it. I mean, You know what I mean? It is what it is. Just niggas, you know, stay strapped, I guess. Yeah, right? And then also, too, like, you were already rich. These girls, they're looking for a come-up.
Starting point is 00:22:48 So that's why, like, you know. Well, yeah, I planted a lot of seeds to get to where I met today. Like, I invested in, you know, a relationship. I invested in a man. So I was, you know, I reap the benefits of what I sold, you know? Yo, I definitely seen, because I'm a pocketwatching niggas on YouTube. like talking about, yo, Tori Hart got a $2 million crib. And why is people like putting my home on, like, I was so pissed about that.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Because first of all, it's like, how do you even know that, number one? You know, I live in a gated community. Thank God. I mean, I'm blessed to say that I do live in a gated community. I'm thankful for that. But I just don't even understand how they even found that information out. Because, you know, I'm very, very, when it comes to where I live, like, I picked a place. Specifically outside, I did not want to move to Calabasas because I knew everybody was moving to Calabas.
Starting point is 00:23:40 So I picked the out of the way area and still got found. Yo, I seen that. Because, like, I was shocked too, right? Because bro was actually, like, in the crib, I think, right? Who's bro? To video. Like, he was actually, like, doing. No, he wasn't in my house.
Starting point is 00:23:57 No, no, no. Yeah, I was kind of stunned. And then, like, he also said, yo, like, she gets like 20 plus thousand dollars a month in child support. I do? Yo, listen, listen, what he said. Show me the receipts. Woo, listen, you capping as YouTubers, man. Stop capping.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Yeah, show me, please. Because I would love to have $20,000 a month, please. Oh, really? I would love that. Wait. So, like, okay, so, like, that's kind of like the thing that's going around, right? So I think they said, like, you got a $20K a month, a month like a 10% of a month. I got in my divorce.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Let me tell you what I got in my divorce 10 years ago. Okay, speak on it. $150K. Damn, but he worth like. That's it. That was it. That money was going the first year. Of course.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Yeah. So where they were getting this from? I have no clue. But no, I hustle. I'm out here doing it. Yo, was that like your choice though? Like where you're like, you, man. I kind of sold the divorce was a little fucked up.
Starting point is 00:24:52 You know, they tried to paint me a certain way. His attorney. I mean, whatever. And I was just like, yo, like, I'm not about to sit here and fight like this. Because I went on, I could. I'm thankful I'm not arrested. Because in the courtroom, I was about the fucking. that bitch's neck.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Yeah. I jumped up, like they had to drag me out. So I was like, yeah, I'm good. Like, God's going to give me what I'm supposed to have. I'm blessed with. I'm not tripping on anything.
Starting point is 00:25:14 And you see, I'm not tripping. Listen, a two-men out of crib with no child support. That shows, like, you are out of grinding. Well, I ain't saying I ain't getting no child support, but I ain't getting no 20K. Oh, I? But I am not getting that.
Starting point is 00:25:28 I'm not getting that. But I am definitely grinding. Yeah. And like I said, I mean, I have my projects. I have a lot of stuff. coming out in the works, but yeah. Her question, right? So what you see, like, for example, like, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:41 there's certain celebrity wives who get, like, you know, a hundred million dollars. Man, I wish I was one of those. Wait, but, like, at some point, though, like, don't you see it as, you know, this is kind of excessive? Like, women getting, like, for example, like Jeff Bezos' wife got, like, $40 billion. She was with that man when he was in the garage.
Starting point is 00:25:58 No, it's not excessive. Give her half. She probably sat there and helped build with him, gave him ideas, probably dealt with. with a lot of his infidelities. I'm sure she put up with a lot. And that's why he gave it to her. Like, here you go.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Yeah. Okay. So, like, Jeff Beasso's wife, I think, like, her situation is a type of different, right? Because she was actually, like,
Starting point is 00:26:18 an early investor, right? Also, and she even invested. Yeah. So, like, give her, I mean, come on, Jeff Bezos, just give it to her.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Yeah, but Dr. Dre's wife now, that's... She was an attorney. She probably helped him with contracts. I'm trying to tell you. I know what I did.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Of course. You were there, like early on, Right, so I'm going to speak for women who I know were with their men shooting in the gym. Now, if you come in and your man is already, and I don't even feel like I got what I deserve. I did not get what I deserve. Of course not. I did not.
Starting point is 00:26:47 But if you with your man shooting in the gym and you're really helping and you really got his back and input and all that, then yeah. And it doesn't work out. Give them what they deserve. And the new wife, should she get half after they divorce? Well, if they divorce. Well, hopefully they do not divorce Because I don't want him to have to pay somebody else Stay together
Starting point is 00:27:10 Be like Al Green What do you say? Let's just stay together. Stay together. Yo, listen, so moving to L.A., was that ever a cultural shock for you? Never. I knew I was going to move to L.A. since I was six years old. Man. Here, so what was like your comment to L.A. moment? Because Mazz was when I came here, my first week,
Starting point is 00:27:29 I got invited to a sex party and my car got broken into. because I left my backpack downtown and then it actually got smashed. So what was your coming to L.A. moment? Well, definitely didn't get invited to a sex party. It was pretty simple, comedy clubs. Okay, comedy clubs? Yeah, comedy clubs.
Starting point is 00:27:49 I moved out here with Kevin, so we came out here together. And that was it. We was just comedy parties, typical L.A. shit. Not sex parties, though. Yo, but being a part of the elites, though, like, I'm just, wait, can we go back to the sex party? Yeah, sure, bring it down. Yeah, so, okay, so, yeah, so look, there's a chick here who works here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Call Kazumi. Okay. Now, she's known for having, like, a 50-man train ran on her, I think, right? Oh, my. I'm not. No. Not her. She's like an agent chick.
Starting point is 00:28:23 A 50-man train? Yeah, all black guys, too. Wow. And I think this is on camera as well, right? Yeah. Wow. And she worked here at no jump her? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Oh, okay. Oh, no. You know, like, she did, like, a few interviews, and we just took, like, a liking to her. So, like, she comes back and does, like, different, like, interviews and shit like that. Did y'all all want to train to? No, no, no. Now, I would say this, though. She did invite a couple of us that did have to, like, to, like, fuck her during the sex party.
Starting point is 00:28:51 But I never went. And the people who went, you know, you know, like, and they declined. They declined? Yeah. Did they decline? I think, yeah, like, Housephone definitely said he's not fucking... His name is Housephone? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Okay. He's a lit rapper, though. Right? Okay. Hair, though, right? But being a part of the elite, though. Right. Like, I would assume there was some real dark shit, right?
Starting point is 00:29:16 Like, again, as a nobody, I would assume, like, the rich that at least have parties where it's like... So, Bella Thorn, right? Thorne. Yeah. So she told a story. And she said when she was in... LA. Oh no, sorry, is Wurviki told a story
Starting point is 00:29:33 by Bella Thorne. Said Bella Thorne invited her to a party. And like when she was coming and into the party, they told her that they had to like get a prick of her blood before she could be allowed to enter in. Now I'm assuming the prick of the blood is probably for
Starting point is 00:29:49 like to like test for SDD since you know the party is probably going to be some like sex shit. But like have you ever gotten into like invited to like those type of situations where it's kind of like I'm like real elite. You're freaking in my blood? No. That.
Starting point is 00:30:03 No? No. Yo, listen. Like, as a nobody, I, like, I assume, like, the rich and elites, like, be having these, like, real secret incognito parties, be doing some real, you know, some real other shit. But not. Not me. Not you? Yeah, but, like, I would assume, though, like, they know not to try that bullshit with Tori Hart because you don't, you know, like, strike me as.
Starting point is 00:30:27 No, I've been tried by men before. Really? Yeah, I have. In the industry? Yeah. Who, you know, they, you know, I feel like my career should be bigger. But I feel like, so I don't do certain things, you know. Damn, my throat.
Starting point is 00:30:43 It's dry. But, no, I just got like a prickly feeling. But, you know, I've been tried, but, I mean, not like to the sex party and do stuff like that. You know what I mean? Now, now when you say try, what do you mean? I mean, like, it's like, you know, I got this opportunity for you, but, you know, it is. Harvey Weinstein type shit. Yeah, that type of stuff.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Man. Now, at that point, okay, so, like, and these opportunities were, like, big opportunities? They were pretty big opportunities. I mean, you know, TV shows, stuff like at that level. Now, if you, like, warned Tori Hart and you dating already in half the bag, would those opportunities be somewhat enticing? Um, probably. I mean, I can only be honest. I mean, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:31:35 If I'm attracted to the person, it might be in Tyson. Yeah. You never know. But thank God I've never had to do it. I've never had to deal with that. So, you know, and that's why I don't look down on people who move to L.A. And have to go through certain things to get to where they're going. I'm just like, I don't know their daily struggle.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I don't know their everyday life. So I just try not to judge. Now, like, do you guys know, though, like, are there certain girls where, like, you guys just know, yeah, she fucked away to the top for sure. I mean, I don't know them per se. I mean, I can think, but, you know, you hear stuff in circles. You know what I'm saying? But, I mean, shit, you're going to fuck somebody anyway. You might as well fucking wait to the top, right?
Starting point is 00:32:13 Now, thanks. Listen, so, like, you just, like, spoke on guys like you were attracted to. Now, like, what's your type? Like, who do Tori Hart go for? Like, if a nigga wanted to shoot a shot, what's your archetype of men? Damn, I don't really have a type. Really? I mean, I don't date short men anymore.
Starting point is 00:32:29 That was just a fluke. What? Why? First of all, he was the first short man I had ever dated. Before him was 6-2, 6-4. You know, he just made me laugh, so he kind of got in. You know what I mean? But, yeah, I don't typically go for short men.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Yo, I feel attacked right now, man. Oh, my bad. How tall are you? 5-9, 5-8 with shoes, well, no, 5-8, but 5-9 with shoes on. Oh, okay. You wear heels? No, like, Air 4-1s. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Air 4-1s, you know. All right. Wait, hold up though. So is five, not short to you? I typically am now only dating men over six feet. What? Yeah. Now, do you feel like it's because, like you...
Starting point is 00:33:10 So all you short men that keep coming for me, stop. Stay out of the DMs. All right, so other than short, what else is the archetype? Like, do you like a, you know, a little hood nigger? Yeah. A quote-unquote soldier. Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:33:27 I do. Now, would you take care of a name? Would I take care of a nigger? Yeah. Um, because I've done it. I would assume though if he's a hood nigger, he's usually not coming with millions. No, I did it early on. I was younger, so that's different.
Starting point is 00:33:46 At this age, I don't think so. No? No broke niggers. No broke niggas. Alright, okay, so who's a hood nigger with money then, right? Because, like... No, I mean, he gotta just have, like, edge. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:34:00 I don't like men that wear suits You know, if you can put a suit on, great But if you wear a suit every day, I'm using that You know, because I don't dress like that I'm, you know, look what it, this is how I dress. You know, I get dressed up But for the most part, I like to wear jays and Yeah, your question, do you have to BBL?
Starting point is 00:34:19 No Yo, I'm gonna say this. Just ask me about the BBL. Yo, yo, yeah, listen, I had to ask, yo, because Yo, again, for y'all who don't know, Tori looks good in person Oh, thank you. Yo, Tori body is right in person.
Starting point is 00:34:34 I'm just being real. Wow, thank you. Because I don't think, I'm not looking at myself like that. Like, I feel like if I had a BBL, my ass is going to sit high. Like, I feel like I'm kind of, I need to do some more squats, in my opinion. No, like, I know it's crazy, too. It's because, like, we're so kind of gets, like, desynthesize, right? That every big ass we see.
Starting point is 00:34:55 No, this is my ass. BBL. Yo, listen. I couldn't tell. But yo, if that's real, bro, listen. I mean, I would say do you want to touch it? No, man. I'm not going to that far.
Starting point is 00:35:06 When I do a little, I've twirped online before. You can see when I twerk, you're not going to see that. What is that thing that you see with girls who get BBLs? You know what I'm talking about? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like the dip. The dip. But let me tell you, I've thought about it.
Starting point is 00:35:23 I've definitely thought about it. Like, I've had some consultations. Why have you going through with it then? I get nervous nervous about what like the internet judging you or like the surgery? I don't care about that. I don't care what people think. I just get nervous just because
Starting point is 00:35:38 I don't know I just feel like what if I come out looking like an aunt or something Yo that's the risk Right Because like you go Yo I know it's crazy too right So like Carly Red was just the most famous one who just got I'm talking about bro they destroyed her on the Shagher
Starting point is 00:35:54 And that's my girl they better lead Carly alone Oh speak on that because they're saying that Carly Red fucked up her face. Oh, her face? Yeah. I love Carly, so I'm not going to say anything bad about Carly. That's my dog. Yo, I think she's fine as fuck.
Starting point is 00:36:08 She's beautiful. Yeah, right, but still, yeah, you know, like, that in a while. But, again, though, so since you like, you know, like taller guys, you know, who are hoodniggers, like, you know, like myself. I didn't just say hood niggas. I said, like. Rough round edges. I just got to have, like, you know what I said. The swag to you.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Like, maybe he was hood and. And then he, you know, made it out, but he still got that edge. So I know, you know what I'm saying? Like, no, I still, they still need to be, there's, I'm, I mean, because I'm like that. But I still got out and I'm still, you know, successful. So, you know, that type. Not just straight. Like, I'm not going in the hood right now to go look for the niggas sitting on the stoop.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Like, that's not happening. Not facts. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That part. Yeah. Is it hard, though, to, like, date niggas, though, sense? I guess, you know, like, if she's dealing with like a hundred, no, sorry, a billion-out situation, right? Because, you know, since your baby daddy is, you know.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Yeah, that nigger's about to be a billionaire. I'm trying to get another baby out of that nigger right now. No, facts. I'm like, yo. Not facts, though, listen, but I would assume, though, that most men probably wouldn't even, you know. Some are intimidated, but they don't understand. I'm such a, like, a round-away girl at heart. like I'm just cool
Starting point is 00:37:27 like if it's a good person good energy and we're attracted to each other because you're going to feel the natural attraction then you know nine times out of ten because I'm such a I'm a builder too you know like I'm going to pour into you most of the time if somebody comes
Starting point is 00:37:44 into my life and I pour into you you're going to go to the next level yeah so yeah now you even just like joked about having another baby now would you consider getting back with cats ain't niggas about to be a billionaire. Yeah, right? Have I considered it?
Starting point is 00:38:03 Nah, so listen, so if he comes back and says... Of course I've considered it. I mean, but, you know, it ain't going to happen. But, of course, I was like, damn, I should have shut my mouth a little longer. You know what I mean? Like, but it is what it is. It's like. No, but like, how much would it take the, you know, again, if he becomes single and say,
Starting point is 00:38:20 yo, I'm sorry. Here's $20 million. Please forgive me. You know. I'm sorry. It's don't even a million dollars, but you forgive me. Let's get back together and make this shit work and be the economy power couple. Here's my account number.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Yeah. Depositive. Let's do it. Let's do it. Hey, okay. So, like, who's your celebrity crush? Like, who's one nigga where, yo, that nigga can get it? Or who, or who are you at least attracted to and wouldn't mind if they shot their shot at you?
Starting point is 00:38:51 Hmm. I don't know. Game? Game? No. Damn. All right. So, so you like them dark skin?
Starting point is 00:39:01 No, I like him light skin, brown skin I just not attracted to game Damn, 50 I know his girlfriend, his baby mom Oh, he got a girl Well his baby mom You know, we're cool So I'm not attracted to him
Starting point is 00:39:17 Just on that All right, how about this, Idris Elba? He's married Yo, bro, like do all these niggins got like wives now? Well, he does I mean, he's fine But even when he wasn't married
Starting point is 00:39:29 I wasn't like on the Idris bandwagon. Okay, how about Drake? Drake is fine. Drake is fine. Drake is fine. Is Drake like your stereotypical nigger? What do you mean? Like, like the height, the looks, the... He's nice looking, yeah. The character. You listen, like, some people say that, like,
Starting point is 00:39:47 I remind him of Drake, so would you consider making me your sugar baby? No. No? You don't look shit like Drake. I don't? Not at all. All right. What about me and Drake are not the same? What's different? For one, the money, for two, the career. For three, the body. Yo, listen, how should you know I'm broke?
Starting point is 00:40:08 This is crazy. Yo, how should you know I broke, bro? Because it's this goddamn shirt and short combination you got on. Listen, listen, so I have to wrap the sharp tank. Okay, the sharp tank. Yeah, it's sharp shit, you know. Okay. I mean, I don't know if you broke or not.
Starting point is 00:40:25 I'm just. No, I'm super broke. It's hot a shit outside. You got on a flannel. I'm just. I'm super broke. Okay. Alright, okay, so other than the money, obviously, what about me and Drake are not the same?
Starting point is 00:40:36 We really going to do this? Yes, break it down. We're not. We're not doing this. Tori, come on, come over. Break it down, Tori. I'm not. Why can Flacco be the sugar baby?
Starting point is 00:40:50 Tori, I'm trying to get out the trenches with you, man. You're not. Damn, I can't, yo, that's crazy, bro. All right, man, Flacco don't stand a chance to. Not at all. A chance to. And not one single. Not one single bit.
Starting point is 00:41:02 He knows. That's quick. So you probably thought, I know he probably thought, well, she dated Kevin. And Kevin is a little dark skin, nigger. Yeah. I know that's what you thought. See, no. That's what niggas think.
Starting point is 00:41:12 And that's not the case. He's five, five. I'm like five. No, but it's not even that. It was his energy and his personality. That's what it was. Yo, I feel like I can probably wear you down, like, meaning like. You cannot wear me down.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Like DM you 20 times a day. You won't be able to. Jokes, all that shit. You won't be able to. No? No. Here, so again, if I DM'd you 30 times a day, come to every comedy show.
Starting point is 00:41:39 I'm going to block you. Come to every comedy show. Security will be at the door. God damn. Yo, bro, that's crazy, bro. Listen, I'm that ugly that. No, I never said you were ugly. But, hey, man, listen.
Starting point is 00:41:51 All right, okay. Yeah, I never said you were ugly. I'm not thuggish enough. You just not for me. Damn, Tori. I'm heartbroken. Yeah, there's a lady out there waiting for you. Where?
Starting point is 00:42:01 Somewhere. I'm gonna pray for you. Speaking of rappers, though, right? So you're now rapping. Now, first off, who's your influences, like, when it comes to this, like, rap shit? Wow, influences. Little Kim, of course. Little Kim.
Starting point is 00:42:20 I fucking love her to death. Yeah, do you feel like Kim don't get the credit she deserved? She's like a pioneer. She's like, I don't want to say pioneer because then I'm just putting her in a whole, like. Like, oh shit. Right, right, because she's still doing her thing. And she's like, I'm going to say she's the trendsetter. She is the trendsetter.
Starting point is 00:42:39 She is the trendsetter. Yeah. Now, where would you rank Kim in terms of, like, greatest female rappers of all time? She's right up there. Like, in the top ten, for sure. Missy Elliott. I love Missy Elliott. She's, like, one of the best to do it.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Cardi B. I love what she's doing. She's in the top ten? She's doing her thing. Cardi? Yes, look at what she's accomplished. I mean, come on. You got to give her her credit. But them ghost writers, though, is kicking her ass. It doesn't matter. No?
Starting point is 00:43:09 She admits that she has writers. Yeah. Everybody has writers. I don't care. Even your best MC, lyricist. You know, the only person I think that may not have a writer out here is King Lowe's. And shout out to King Lowe's. Or Nick Minas? Well, I don't really know.
Starting point is 00:43:26 She don't have writers? Oh, I'm not sure. Oh, right? I don't know. I don't know. All right. Okay, so who helps Tories with her rap? I have people that help me.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Oh, shit. Like Jay and them? No. He's not a rapper, right? No. Well, he used to be, but he's not right now. But I forgot about that because Jay actually, because look, I don't mind asking for help.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Like, I'm great with my concepts. I'll write. And then if I need somebody to help me with it, like, okay, give me a bar. Give me this. Like, I don't mind getting help. It's nothing wrong with getting help. It didn't help.
Starting point is 00:44:00 Yeah. Like, if you look at some albums, all the top people that are on the billboard charts have writers. What is the problem? No facts. Now listen. Even your sitcoms, your favorite sitcoms, there's writers rooms with like 10 writers in there. It's a collaborative effort.
Starting point is 00:44:16 You know, listen, like that's true, right? But then people will say, even with comedy, people will say, yo, if a comedian have writers, that he gets disqualified from like the great. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. Because there's delivery. There's the setup, there's the punch. You can, like, when I go on stage, right, I have concepts.
Starting point is 00:44:36 I have everything. Like, I'm naturally funny. I can write all my jokes, and I do write all my jokes. But when I'm on stage, people just bring me stuff. So when I get off, they're like, Tor, I got this punch for you. Try it this way. Or try it. So I go and I try it.
Starting point is 00:44:48 And if it hit harder than what I did, I'm going to use it. And that's just what it is. But it starts with me. It starts from me going and saying, okay, this is the joke. This is the premise of it. Bam, help me out a little bit. It's not wrong with that. No, facts.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Yo, so I'm not sure if you knew, but Flacco is getting... You just stand up? Well, I'm getting into it. Okay, no. So I'm trying to do open mic. So I've written a couple of jokes, but my thing is, how much would it cost for Tori Hart to write me some jokes? Well, Tori Hart does not have time right now to write Flacco jokes, but I can point you in the right direction. You listen, like, but like nobody is as funny as Tori Hart, though.
Starting point is 00:45:27 You think that? Yo, again, like... That's so dope. Thank you. As a female, like, I can't really, like, name, like, a female comedian. Like, for example, right? I see, like, the one joke about, like, the old whole shit, like, you know, right? Oh, I was an old.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Yeah. Nobody wants this old shit. Bro. That should have me, like, like, in my room, legit, like, belting out laughs, like, laughing. Right. And I'm like, yo, I can't really name another female comedian that can make me laugh. Oh, thank you. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:56 And I wrote that, by the way, I didn't get help. I don't really get a lot of help. but that shit I wrote. Well, I can tell you this much. There's a comedian, Just Niche, who is fucking hilarious. Just Niche, okay. Just Nish. She is funny.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Daphneek Springs is funny. Yo, see, okay, so, like, Daphne Spring, and her magic is this. So it's crazy, right? Because, like, a bunch of, so, like, the Instagram folks, right? When they usually come to comedy, like the stand-up shit, they usually are not good at all. But Daphneek started off and stand up. And then she went and did, you know,
Starting point is 00:46:36 because you got to do social media. So you do your social media. Like I got my following heavy off of Vine, Facebook, and like I was really doing it. Lately I haven't really been doing it because a lot of people would steal my shit. So I was like, you know what? I'm kind of backing off of it a little bit.
Starting point is 00:46:51 But I'm about to get back into like going hard online too. You know, listen, tell me which, Theven-ass Negroes or niggilets is out here still in. It's a lot of people. And they try to sneakily do it. Like, are they, you know, what I'm saying? And it's just like, all right. But it's other stuff too.
Starting point is 00:47:09 So ideas, stuff. But that's just what, that's part of the game. That's what's going to happen. Man. Yeah. Thieving-ass niggas. Now. Feat-n-ass niggas, man.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Y'all out of pocket. Now, how do you deal with that, though? Like, do you confront them? Do you send them like a cease-sease and desist? Like, how do you even, like, come back? nigger stealing your shit. I just create more new shit. Yo, you're better than me because if a nigger steal my shit, but I, you know, what happens is they'll twist it just a little bit.
Starting point is 00:47:37 But I, you know, as an artist, you can feel it, you know it, but you can't pinpoint it. So, you know what I mean? So it's like you just have to, you know, play the game right. And then, you know, it just makes me go harder. That's it. Man, all. But with my new comedy career, right? I'm doing open mic, I believe, in like two weeks or so. Okay. First of all, you said in two weeks. Yeah. Okay, no, that ain't it. What? You're supposed to be doing open mics four to five times a week when you just-
Starting point is 00:48:02 I've never done it before. Okay, but when you just start, yeah. You need to be on stage four to five times a week. Okay. Yeah, there is no, oh, I did it last week. No, it's four to five times a week. Yeah. Okay, here, so here's my thing. So I'm still writing jokes right now, so I don't have a set yet. Right on stage. So write it on stage? Yeah, right? Just get on stage, grab the mic, right, right? And just speak. Now, now look, right, so here's how I'm trying to do it. So, so here's how I'm trying to do it. right so i'm trying to you know so my comedy style that i think is more so like the paul mooney okay like uh t k k k k k k k k k kirklin shit right where okay bitch put your head out the window yo t k k k kirklin is amazing yeah he's dope right but like okay so me personally i don't how do you know about t k k k kirklin though yo so you're young yeah so tk k kirklin he actually had like a kind of like a revision you know probably like i'll say like five years ago when like charlotte made of god brought him on like the breakfast club the brunt idiots and he came here as well. Okay. Right. So, so he's kind of, I kind of heard him through Vlad TV as well, right?
Starting point is 00:49:02 So he does like these like interviews. Right. And he's just so dope because when you, because like when I watch T.K. Kirkland, I'm watching a dude who it only feel like a stand-up. Like he's just speaking. Right. And that's where I'm trying to get to, to where I can just come on stage and just speaking, you know, just to give my takes on different things going on. And it's just funny. Okay. A pulse or jokes, right? But what's your one advice other than like the like do comedy, sorry, like do stand-up like four times a week, what are some advice that I can do to where I could, you know, make it as a stand-up comedian?
Starting point is 00:49:34 Just stay doing it. You got to do it. You got to be persistent and you got to be consistent. And you'll start to go on stage and then you'll start to get into the comedy, you know, circuit and you'll start to meet your niche group of people that you're going to hang with. And try to try anything. And don't be scared to bomb. Of course.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Yo, my first time bombing? Oh man Because no jumper It's gonna be at most of like my comedy shit Right Oh man that first time bomb it is gonna be nerve wracking Because that shit gonna go on everywhere I know right
Starting point is 00:50:08 It's okay That Dave Chappelle has bombed Have Torrey Hart bombed though I've never bombed I have not But maybe I need to get a little bit more risky with my material Because if I don't
Starting point is 00:50:23 If I bomb cool Like I'm not gonna be like damn, I bombed it. I'm going to just go back and be like, okay, why did I bomb? And then I'm going to go and kill it the next time. Yeah. But, yeah, but it's okay to buy. It's just like every rapper is not going to be in the studio and make a hit. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:50:38 That's another thing. As an artist, it's okay to creatively have mishaps. Like, you're trying a new artistry. It is okay. You know, speaking of rappers and bombing. Right. I know you've seen T.I. Bomb in New York. I just was at one of T.
Starting point is 00:50:53 He was out here. I know. I know TI very well, him and tiny. And I commend him for doing what he's doing because it's hard to transition. I mean, he's transitioning from rapper to comedy. I'm transitioning from comedy to rap and infusing it. So I commend him for getting on the stage because already people are gonna overly judge him.
Starting point is 00:51:14 He's not anonymous, so he can't do what most anonymous people can do. They can try things and if it don't work, nobody's gonna remember. But no, they gonna remember everything that he does. Of course. What's your reality? to a lot of, I guess, comedians saying, yo, T.I. is coming in, and he's not moving like an amateur
Starting point is 00:51:31 comedian. He's, you know, he's coming in, you know, and demanding but the spotlight and demand, you know, like, and he's demanding certain privileges that a Day Chappelle will get or a veteran would get, opposed to him, like, just starting out. So do you feel like T.I. probably needs to, you know, I guess, like, dial it back a little bit, or, you know, should he, you know, have those privileges since he's T.I. I think he should do what he wants to do. Yeah. And if people are going to give him those opportunities, take them. You know what I mean? What is he going
Starting point is 00:51:59 tiptoe in the game? No, go get what you want. No fact. And whoever got a problem with it, step your shit up. F them. Yeah. Not fact. Now, I'm a tiptoe around you because you feel like, oh, she coming or he coming in the game like this. No, fuck you. Not fact. You got one life. Now, speaking of privilege, there are certain folks who will say, yo, Tori Hart gets like privilege for being the ex-wife of a megastar.
Starting point is 00:52:24 do you think that's accurate? Tell them to take it up with God. I didn't choose this life. I didn't know this was going to be my life. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm one of the chosen one, sorry. But there's nothing. What am I going to do?
Starting point is 00:52:38 Go under a rock. It's harder for me, honestly. Because of the criticism and the backlash that I get, it's harder for me on some real shit. It's funny, I was just talking to one of my friends about this the other day. I was like, sometimes I wish I could have just, you know, went into the medical field. or something like that, but that was not the call God had for me on my life.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Okay. You know, because it would be a lot simpler. A lot easier. Yeah, I went through a very, very public divorce. I was like, it was hard seeing my family, you know, seeing my kids moved on with another woman and they're in, like, that shit ain't easy. And seeing it every day. It's tough.
Starting point is 00:53:13 You know, so most people, they go through breakups, they don't got to see the person. It's, you know, but I had to see the shit. Like, every day. Every day. Not facts. You know, and like, it like becomes even. harder too though because like when people even say you know again like the shade room and the blogs
Starting point is 00:53:28 would say right and then they were comparing us and like oh he upgraded and all this and I was like upgraded the fuck why because she's like skin yo that's it I mean so I'm like yeah but in my opinion I'm like brown is where is that but you know but hey that's that's in the space
Starting point is 00:53:44 that society was in you know so it was a lot of things that I had to overcome and deal with and still maintain being a confident woman still go after my dreams because then with comedy they were like oh she's doing comedy because of Kevin, not even knowing, like, that's what I do. You know, I'm a very funny person. I'm quick.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I'm comedic. Like, I got it. Like, I was blessed to have it. You know, and then acting. And so it's like, oh, she's doing this. Like, and then, you know, the name change. Like, and it's like, fuck you. I'm never changing my name.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Like, get over it. Yo, you get a lot of hate for that. I get a lot of hate. And I'm like, y'all's so concerned with a name. Like, this man has never ever mentioned one time to me about me changing my name. Never. Yeah. Never.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Why do you think people are so like stuck up on that like the name change? Like why do niggas even care to even give a fuck? Because they ain't got shit going on. Because I got too much going on. Like I don't hate on nobody.
Starting point is 00:54:37 I try to leave somebody with a good word anywhere I go. And that's because I'm doing things and I'm not worried about what nobody else is doing. Yeah. Yeah. And now, okay, so when the extortion
Starting point is 00:54:48 and Tapley, was you like kind of like what the fuck is going on and super distraught to? Honestly, I think. thought that I would have like been rejoicing or whatever. Yeah. You know what I mean? But no, I was like really pissed about that because I was like that's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:55:02 You got somebody close to you and in your camp and this is what they decide to do with that, you know, relationship. Try to extort somebody. Like now I was pissed. No. Yeah. It's real fucked up, right? Even like, yo, yo, like, niggas
Starting point is 00:55:18 like just make a joke out of everything, right? I haven't seen like the vlog, you know, sorry, like, like, like the block saying, yo, his stroke game wasn't on, you know, just, you know, just some weird shit like that, right? Now. Don't ask me about that man, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:32 No, no, no, no, no. Okay. And not his dick. His stroke game, don't ask me about that. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. After that came out, though, like, was you kind of like, did you have to, like, kind of like, kind of like break it down to your kids?
Starting point is 00:55:47 No. No? No, that ain't my business. That's his business. I'm not the one who got extorted. No. I got to talk about it. Hey, listen, I definitely agree, man.
Starting point is 00:55:58 No, I ain't touch it. Nah, okay, hey. Now, back to the rap stuff, though. Right? So, okay, so now Tori Hart is rapping. How far do you want to, like, take, like, you know, like this, like, rapping career? I never thought about that. I'm just enjoying the ride.
Starting point is 00:56:12 I just enjoy, I have a session tonight. I just enjoy making music. Long as I'm having fun, I'm going to keep making music. I'm going to keep having sessions. I'm going to keep releasing music and wherever God sees for, for it to go, that's where it's going to go. Because every time I set myself up or I say, this is what I want, bam, bam, bam,
Starting point is 00:56:30 it never goes the way I plan it. God always do this. Like, you think that was that way? No, we're going this way. So lately, I've just been having fun, recording. And that's it. And I got a song with Sugar Free. I am going to.
Starting point is 00:56:45 He's so dope. Listen, he is amazing. Like, I mean, and when I was working with him, I was like, how fuck am I really in here with sugar? Because he don't do features like that. Yeah. And he gave me a feature.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Yeah, what is the song about? Because I would assume, like, Sugar Free is like on that song giving game about, you know. Oh, hip-in. Yeah, you know. This bitch ain't shit. If she does this. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:09 So, like, what's the concept of that song? Well, it's just me talking about being a freak in the sheets on the weekend. Oh, man. Best Believe it. So it's, yeah. Talk that shit, Tori. Yeah. So it's both sides of Tori.
Starting point is 00:57:22 You know, so I'm talking that shit about you can still be this way. Of course. And still be this way and still be, all right. Man, yo, that's, yo, like, that's sugar-free. That's like a big feature. Yeah. Yo. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Yo, who's next up, though, on, like, your feature dream list? Money bag, yo. Money bag, yo. I fucking love money bag, yo. Really? And I really fell in love with him even more because of Ari. Because I love Ari. And so I'm just like, they are so dope to me.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Yeah. But I love what he talks. I mean, because he, you know, he always talking about getting to the bag. You know, my song, Litt is getting to the bag on my cash tip, fast whips. You know, that's what I like. It's the shit that I like. So. Yo, it's crazy that you say that.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Like, because people will say, you know, that he became even more famous and that Ari took him to like the next level, you know, like due to like the public, you know. Right. Well, he aligned. Yeah, because it's a couple alignments. Everybody does it. Jay, Beyonce, Ti, Tiny, you know, Moneyback, Ari. She's just not an artist.
Starting point is 00:58:22 but she's got a huge following. Even right now, if you look at Jada Cheaves and Little Baby, I mean, they broke up, but Jada Cheez is out of here. And when they were together, they were, it was like a power. Yeah. Now, you listen, like that's a fact, right? Because his career kind of taking, you know, just like the next level. Now, money bag, yo.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Now, which kind of features have you worked with, though, other than like sugar-free? Oh, so I did sugar-free. Of course, me and rock star. I mean, he produced for me. Brother Polite There's this rapper called Boos, who is dope as fuck He's from South Central L.A.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Check him out. I have a song with him. I've heard of him, right? I think it's just enough that he'll be... Bellatrix. He has a song right now streaming. I think it's at like 500-something thousand. But he's about to come out here
Starting point is 00:59:14 and do his thing. He's dope. Queen of Compton, actually, too. Quinn of Compton. Do you know who she is? I met her here. Okay, so yeah, so I have a song with her. Queen of Compton.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Yeah, I do. Yo, that's, yo, that, you know, that song is going to be dynamic. Yeah, the song is lit. Yo, I can all already envision, like, the X-rated, like the lyrics, right? Yeah, it's a little raunchy. Queen of Compton. But I'm raunchy. My comedy's raunchy.
Starting point is 00:59:40 See, I don't know why people be putting me in a box or think I'm, I don't know, but. No. Yeah. It's because, like, you've reached a certain. and level, like, where, like, you're like... Like what? You're considered a... Well, you're supposed to all of a sudden
Starting point is 00:59:55 when you're just starting level, right? You just, let me just turn into this bougy, boring, uptight, uplifted person. Yeah. No. You know, Oriel Black Woman. Yeah, let me be this Oreo Black woman and, oh, look down on you. You can't do what I do.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Yeah, listen, because, like, an Oriole Black woman is probably not collabing with Queen of Compton, right? Because, like, it's super raunchy. Right, right. That's crazy. Now, what's going to be the video concept for you and Queen of Compton? Oh, I can't tell you that. Yo, listen, just have her twerk as much as possible.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Somebody will steal it, yeah. We're going to have fun because she's dope. She do her thing. I mean, she, you know, she just, yeah. Yo, listen, I love her, man. Now, like, so who's your favorite L.A. artist? Like, there's guys, like Blass is coming up, just Wally the Senses. Oh, I love Blast. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Yeah, he's dope. Yo, he's super dope, man. Like, he's kind of like the R&B-ish, right? Yeah, yeah, he's R&B. Yo, a Blast and Tori Hart song will go crazy. That would. Let's get that, Blast. I don't know if he's doing features right now, but that, I mean, blast, yeah, let's get something done.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Let's do it. I mean, he is, man. Yo, listen, man. Tori, you know, like, do you have anything else to plug? Just listen, follow my social media. T-O-R-E-I-H-A-R-T, Tori-H-A-R-T, Tori-H-R-H-A-R-T. Also, the movie is coming out. Sebastian.
Starting point is 01:01:16 Sebastian. It's a thriller, y'all, is. You're going to like this dope. Be on the lookout for On 10, the TV series. And then my comedy special, four to six months, that's being taped. Oh, dope. You know, I'm good. I don't have a release date for that just yet.
Starting point is 01:01:32 But also download, lit and treasure. It's now on iTunes, Spotify, all streaming platforms. Get those singles. Buy it on iTunes. Yeah, buy it. Buy it on iTunes. I'm telling you the song is lit. It's produced by Rockstar is dope.
Starting point is 01:01:49 treasure shout out the child's play kid he's a feature on it he's a artist out of the bay area oh man yeah and i like working with people who are also like you know doing their thing been doing their thing for a minute but not that known but you know give them because it's like you know they deserve opportunities too and if we vibe and the vibe is right like i'm off for it yo listen like that's super dope also too you're speaking of podcaster now have you ever like consider starting like a weekly podcast i had a podcast i've seen like breaking through with a Regina, right? Like a Michael Blackson acts or no.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Oh, no, Georgia. So that was a TV show we had on Zeus. So we helped start the Zeus network, by the way. Yo, Zeus is booming right now, though, Tori. Let me, we need our show back, Lemmy. And this is for Lemmy. You need 10% of Zeus. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Because everybody always be like, yo, when it's talking shit coming back? It was me and Georgia. You know, that's my dog. Yeah, Georgia Reign. Yeah, Georgia rain. She's, oh, me and Georgia have a song together. How the fuck did I forget that?
Starting point is 01:02:46 Yeah, me and George. You know, Georgia's voice is beautiful. Oh, man. We have a song together called Keep Going. It's a motivational song and, you know, it's dope. Also, Dad, that was my conscious song right there. You see? Keep going.
Starting point is 01:02:57 I forgot. Yo, I told, wait, hold up. Now, did Georgia contact you with her and Michael Blackson was going through the thing? That's like my sister. I know everything. Wow. Yeah. But Michael Blackston, I knew Michael before Georgia.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Because you know Philly. Oh, Philly. Yeah, he's a Philly. So I've known Michael forever. But when I met Georgia, we just hit it off. But I, you know, I love them both. You know, I stay. I don't get in the middle, but they're both my people.
Starting point is 01:03:23 Not fast, though. Now, how did you, like, react when I guess Michael was making some insensitive jokes about the Kevin Hart situation? Oh, I ain't really tripped. I mean, me and Michael was doing, we was on the road together, so we was doing comedy. I mean, it's jokes. It's like, who cares? Nobody cares. It's jokes.
Starting point is 01:03:42 But, like, can a comedian ever go too far, though? Like, for example, like, Dave Chappelle, you know, like, how? had like a whole low boycott for his trans joke. But that joke was not even a bad joke. It was very mild, so I don't get why they were upset. Is there ever a line though? Like, can a comedian go too far?
Starting point is 01:04:00 No. Damn. Bro, I can't wait to start comedy, bro, because listen, if I can say whatever the fuck I want and... Push the needle. And again, and nobody better touch me because I'm calling Tori Hart if you guys fucking young. Oh, no, listen, I ain't
Starting point is 01:04:14 No. You better call secure. Folks, no jumper, coolest podcast in the world, but we're with Tori Hartman. We're out of here, folks. Peace.

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