No Jumper - Urfavxboyfriend Gives The Most Awkward No Jumper Interview Of All Time

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

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No jumper, coolest podcast on the world. And today I got a very viral man on the couch next to me. It's your Fave ex-boyfriend. And I was just wondering, like, is there a shortened version of that? Like, what are your homies going? Jacob or Scrow or, yeah, that's it. Jacob or Stroh? Scrow.

Scrow. What's Scrow come from? Casey Fry. what's that he did like a skit and it was funny and it was funny back in the day we gotta either

move the mic in a little bit closer or you got to talk a little bit louder I'm just super high you're super high what did you take shush

you do pills or is this like a no it's weed dude really good weed in what in what capacity were you smoking it

in what form at least a lot grab a okay so you come out to California and just immediately tapped in with all the growers.

How much do you smoke back in Texas? Little. Not that much. Not that much. Yeah. It's tough to get it out there or what? No. I heard you're from like the middle of nowhere in Texas, true or false?

No, it's like around the bend, the coastal bend. Where's it near? The Gulf of Mexico. And like, like, it's Corpus Christi. Okay. And so, all right. all right tell us a little bit about your upbringing what was life like as a young man standard you know standard i don't know it looks great it was fun it sucked the school sucked

what'd your parents do you know stuff they hit the shh right and it's so shh where we go with this like they're still together they're still together wow okay what were their professions. Oh, he builds houses and shit and my mom runs the lecture company. I'm gonna be real. Do you have any coke or like a perk or something? Because we gotta, maybe like a Red Bull. I don't know.

I want a Red Bull so bad. I can't advise you to do coke or anything, but we gotta get something in your system, dude. You might be a little too high for this. Okay, great. Yeah. Let me just splash the water on my face in the men's room. Really? Okay.

Want to make you a cup of coffee? Oh, fuck, yeah. Is this a real thing? We could do this. Sounds bomb. Okay. All right, we're back. How was that?

Great. What did you do? You splashed water on your face? Oh, shit. Yes. No, I didn't. I just, like, you know, into your nose, out of your mouth. You just had some breaths over there?

Breathing is so important. Breathing is important. I told my manager all the time. You know, you gotta breathe right. You'll have a heart attack. Your manager is supposed to be the one telling you that kind of stuff. He should already know to breathe. I lost my sunglasses.

You lost them somehow on this trip. They made you this cup of coffee too. It's great. You already had some? No. How would you describe the flavor of this coffee that you apparently haven't? Rich. Like me.

Are you rich now? Well, basically, yeah. Right. No, but I don't know. I got money. You're planning on getting there? Mm-hmm. You're just making sure you look all right?

No, the stupid face ID. Yeah, the mic is in the way. Okay. All right, so, yeah, like, what was your high school career like? Let's just see what that era was like. Well, I went to high school for a couple of years, and then I graduated from like a charter school. Okay. And what was your experience like in school, though?

Who'd you hang out with? You know, just the homies or whatever. We just listen to metal and skateboard and shit. What kind of metal? Slipknot and like that. Like the new metal? You skateboard, would you pretty serious with it? No.

But yeah. I mean, I learned how to switch tray and shit. I was getting there, but then I started writing BMX. Really? Yeah, for like 20 years now almost. You ride DMX and I didn't know about it until then? Yes. So you know about me a little bit?

Yes. Okay. What kind of bike riding were you doing for the most part? Like ledges and some vert, not really, but I mean, I was getting there. You got footage? I could still go. I was the first one in corporate seriously. You did a tail web ever.

Somehow I doubt that. Nah. There was like a couple of other. fools yeah isn't morgan wade from there or something i forget exactly where he's from but there's so many legends in texas i'm sure they've all tailed errin ross has done a tail-whip in every single inch of texas no shit i think he's from there too yeah he's yeah but he'd be tail-whip yeah i could probably still tail-wip if i try if i do practice for like a day i think that that would be really really good for your cloud as a rapper i've never seen a rapper do a tow-up i can do it 360 all day right now bring me a bike

right now that's pretty good too but a tail-up is kind of a different level that's all right it's easy as fuck tray flip too man they're all name a rapper with a good tray flip me they got to be out there but like rich the kid gets little wayne gets skateboarding points didn't he go pro like last week yeah what the fuck hey it's the homie no shit you got to support what he's doing you know fucking a I mean, you can't deny that he's committed. Nope. He didn't even make music anymore. He just beat skateboarding.

Did you see the clip of him, though, in the club watching a skate video on his phone? No. It's pretty committed. I've never even done that. I want to be able to hear the fucking music. I don't. It's so loud. No, I want to be able to hear the music in the skate video.

Oh, yeah, exactly. Beat pods. That's like the whole thing. Yeah, maybe I had headphones on this. That's a good point. For sure. So what kind of? music we were listening to throughout high school just like all underground like rap and and the metal at the

same time yeah interesting and sorry how old are you now 30 shut the fuck up i'll be 31 this year are you really yeah that's crazy i guess i could see it it's a new 18 i was pretend i was under the impression i was talking to a much younger man true pause and shit so shit So, I mean, how did you start making music? Or what did you do after you got out of high school? Like, when did the music become part of it? I don't know. I just fucked off for a while.

And then around like 25, I guess, I started like kind of doing it. What was fucking off? Just like working a normal job and shit? Yeah, bullshiting. Yeah. Doing a lot of Coke. A lot of Coke. And drinking.

And I don't drink anymore, really. Why? I just took its toll on you? It's just boring. Yeah. Pretty destructive. What about the Coke? It's whack.

You still do it though? No. Well, I mean, every now and then, but it's just like, no. Not for the most part, no. Yeah, I mean, it feels good, but it's a lot to keep it going. It's a fucking anxiety attack is what it is. Yeah. It's you freaking out and thinking that you sound awesome,

but you actually sound like a total douchebag. No, I don't know. I'm just, I'm just like, I'd just be freaking out on that shit. that's that's the character of your coke experience is that you were what just like locked in the crib freaking out apparently as fuck that's like there's two different ways you could be like a social coca or you could be like an insular stay in the crib coquette and i've known both throughout my life yeah no i was like no i don't like that shit i don't like any of it it's just boring i like being in the house though your homebody well i mean where else you're gonna go but we outside that's what

the New York rapper said we outside outside with it is fuck for sure yeah yeah like um riding bikes or whatever and I'd be rollerblading now like he's just started rollerblading like two years like a year and a half ago

some shit what do you be doing on that on those uh ledges grinds uh have you dude have you heard the grind names for roll roller in roller relating there's some pretty funny ones yeah dude it's fucking sick

I remember the you isn't this a unity grind some shit like that yeah yeah they got a lot of cool names i could do that grind that's cool though that you are embracing rollerblading since it's really kind of fallen out of favor with like the world yeah it's kind of sad it was huge for a while it's going to be the biggest thing again what do you see leading to that more indoor skate parks i see indoor skate parks i see indoor skate parks shutting down all the time it's so lame they're all on the way out So whack. Like it's hot as fuck outside.

I don't want to go on the fucking inside and skate. Well, in Texas, that's definitely a problem. I'm here too. The skate parks are kind of, you know, in August. Or when it's raining outside, like, and you just want to skate. That's the worst feeling ever. Yeah. Or you just want to ride your bike, but you can't do shit because it's wet.

Or in Texas, there's, like, many months out of the years where it's so hot that it's just almost unrealistic. It's such bullshit. And all you need is, like, a sick-ass air conditioner. Yeah, but think about air conditioning A gigantic fucking warehouse That's why you don't make them that big You make them like bad ass No, they don't

Just like in every, if they have one in every single Every single like You know what I'm saying? Little hood or like in the corner of, you know what I'm saying? Little ass. But the thing is like it'd be like a corner store Or like a gym. If the economics of it made sense,

people would already be doing it. It does make sense. No, because in reality, it's like not a great business model to have like 12-year-old scooter kids paying you like $40 an hour to like like it's just it's kind of unrealistic that's why you pay 40 bucks a month how much is your gym membership I don't have one but there are a couple hundred bucks a month I would say on average out here boom same shit people who go to the gym are like rich adults not all rich obviously but they're grown-ups who are investing in their fitness whereas it's like for

a kid in the gym in the skate park you know it's just like a boxing in the hood like a little martial arts place but you could set up a boxing gym in a lot of different spots and a skate park costs hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars to build and shit so shit when did you uh everybody wants to know when did the whatever the fuck that noises where where when did that begin dude before mankind well he was he was just telling me that he considers it some like pre-existing mexican slang well is this is this true We come from light and sound. But he was saying that they might do it to describe somebody who's, you know,

fucked up on drugs or something like that. I'm not sure of this. Morons. So did you invent it out of thin air or did it already exist? Yeah, for sure it existed for sure. But what does it mean? Yes. Or not.

When did you first put it in a song, though? That will, whenever I made the Snapchat, I made like, like a Snapchat and then a freestyle it was really a freestyle but me and my cousins I've been had been doing it we had been freestyling like that for like a little bit and then you know I just recorded it one day would you say that you like believed in it that you thought that this was going to be a wave yes we all did who's gold soul like was your relationship to him Oh, that's the homie. Yeah, he's cool as fuck.

You guys are just close friends, or how did you end up making that song together? Yeah, we're close friends. He makes music, I make music. Been making music for a while. And then, yeah, I just told him to hop on the song. He came through. Is he doing drugs? I got a lot of face tattoos.

I feel like those two things normally kind of go together. Eh. That's not like what you're on on a day-to-day basis. So you're not, like, hanging out in the drug layer? No, we're trying to have fun. That's good. Stay in the skate park and out of the drug layer. Just my moose.

Well, yeah, for sure. So when did it start to go viral? What was that like for you? Well, the Food Hunters was like, kept telling me to make a video for a while. And the homie that made the video, Frankie, he was like, just hella busy making like commercials for lawyers and shit so then like whenever he finally got some time we shot the video in my crib and then food hunters posted it and then the food's gone on and posted it and shit

and then it just kind of went from there so why do you think the food community was so attracted to your stuff from early on because I'm funny and shit and cool as fuck and like I was posting like food shit like so yeah describe foo shit was posting foo shit just like you know the fucking tweaking you know your theo's tweaking the living room like yelling and shit your grandma you know vibes i would not have necessarily assumed that the foos would have seen you and been like ah he's one of us so that i was kind of surprised that they just adopted you from early on and kind of said like we're We're going to make this dude the next guy that we're going to post about a bunch of times and kind of make him famous. I don't know where exactly that came from.

Well, it wasn't about all that. The whole cultural shock of it all has a bigger impact. The food pages, though, make a lot of fucking people famous. They basically invent hood-level celebrities out of thin air by just posting about them. It's pretty crazy like that. So it went beyond all that, though. All of a sudden you have, where's the craziest place that you've seen that shit posted? And was it the live performance video that went viral?

It was, that's one I remember. Oh, the Dorian Green's fucking curious characters. That's the one that has, like, the most views, I guess. Okay. The most views. But where's the craziest place you saw it posted? Because I saw a lot of, like, mainstream rappers posting it and kind of freaking out over it. Well, I guess, like,

I don't know. I don't really, like, care. So I don't really... I mean, the biggest thing is, like, the Saturday Night Live shit. Oh, yeah. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. What was that like?

Whatever. Because it's not like they're saying your name, but it was an obvious tribute, right? Mm. Who knows? They should have brought you in. I'll be there. I was honestly pretty surprised that Saturday Night Live

utilized that because Saturday Night Live is such a normie show. that I feel like their audience is not the audience that has heard your song. This audience, I think a large percentage of everyone will see this interview on there. Like, oh, fuck, you know, that guy. Okay, cool. No, everybody knew. Everybody sent it to me. Yeah, you're a fan base.

But probably a lot of people watching SNL were like, what the fuck is this? I don't get this joke. Yeah, that's true. It's all over TikTok. But now they need to have you on there to do a live performance. It'll happen. So how has your life changed as a result of this viral fame, though? The girls just be hollering at you?

Not really. Really? Kind of. Not the ones you want? Just, no. Yeah. I don't know. Who knows?

So nothing too dramatic has changed since then? No, not really. I've seen a video with Wiz Khalifa. That's kind of dramatic, right? Oh, that's crazy. He hopped on the remix. You guys made an EDM song together? And shit, so shit.

How did that happen? You know, it just happened. They hit me up. I was like, shh. They were like, shh. And then they hit a whiz, and he was like, shh, shh. You smoking weed with whiz?

No, I never met him. Oh, you guys filmed the video separately. And shit, so shit. Were you happy with how it came out there, or were you not feeling the EDM vibes? dude it's always vibes as long as it's vibes right because if it's not then it's not you know i seen it last night i was kind of shocked when we were real the song took a very different turn than i expected we fucking ttf you who's the craziest person that's reached out though since you

had this this moment do you have labels tapping in stuff no no for what to sign you or work on stuff together i don't know they don't you don't feel like the labels are seeing the potential they're usually pretty vultuous when it comes to any new artist um i think they probably get it you know they like they probably like know that i probably won't sign right i don't know why not everybody signs nearly i can't why can't you sign because i'm free spirited yeah it's like It seems like too much bullshit. Like, I don't like doing things, you know? Right.

Doing things. Yeah. Pretty general. Like that. I don't care. I just, like, turn TTFU and just hanging out with Lux and shit. Watching Powerpuff girls. That's what you're watching?

It's good. Have you seen the new shit? I've never seen it in general, to be honest. Wow. It came out a little. when I was a little bit older, I think. Also, mostly aimed at girls, I would think. Oh, yeah.

Although, I do have a daughter, so there's a chance that she might want to become a powder-puff girl in the future, and I'll get extremely familiar. That's sick. You're going to get her name-tatter on your face? Nah. You don't like face tattoos, right? I'm kind of over it at this point. I'm not, dude. I'm freaking tweaking on them.

Yeah? A lot of these recent? Yeah, they're all recent. I just got them all. All of them? Yeah. What prompted it? just like you know

fuck it t tf you right that's what made you put like eight lines in each eyebrows as well oh yeah dude no it was uh Jackie beber like did my eyebrows

like all badass and my hair who's that his hairstylist the hair she dies hair she does like badass designs and shit okay in the hair die like fires fuck

where did you say you get your fashion inspiration from women women so that narrows it down to 50% of the earth this shit so shit how do you get spikes in your Jordans here I never seen that oh yeah dude that's that's some different shit

I never seen that before ain't one in the world got these shoes got these shoes right here I mean I can kind of imagine that how it was done you just take a spike and sort of like bolt it on there through the leather yes everybody thinks it's glue I'm like wow how glue no I could tell by the way it's like wagging back and forth

that it's got a little bit of suspension to it right yeah it's got it's got some little play when i put because i have i have them in all my shoes and the cortez is if you like put them when you put them at the tip like when you put it or pretty much any shoe if you put them like facing up like a little bit they hit the ground when you walk when you step every step you take okay it's so fucking steasy really so who do you look to for inspiration fashion was i'm being serious like women oh yeah i already asked that question right you just gave me that super general Well, because

Like, I mean, I don't really only wear women's clothing. Lately I've been wearing, like, everything else, but I get my clothes from girls. But you're not wearing any women's clothes right now, right? No, because, like, it's different. Like, I haven't hung out with any girls,

so, like... Why not? Because they don't fuck with me? They don't? Nah. Not around, not out here. You just DM more of them. That's too much work.

they should be tapping in they do but nah it just never happens I just get tomorrow to every day tomorrowed yeah it's fucked up that's real

girls who always want to postpone it they want to start texting you and then just talk for three weeks before they hang out with you boring boring um

okay so what do you got planned next music wise or whatever I think I'm going to drop an album and then go on like a world tour or some shit. No big deal.

Yeah. A world tour? Yeah. Have you toured within this nation yet? No. I haven't really done... I've only done like a couple shows, like one show. Right.

How are they? They're badass. You love the feeling? Yeah, it's cool. You mosh at your own shows? Yeah, no. I just like head bang. Hmm.

You should get on some like Gigi Allen shit and just like cut your own dick off on stage or something? Well, you know, dude. how I want to come on that's scary they made a movie like that you just like cut it a little bit no but I seen Gigi Allen

like shove a whole banana up his ass and then shit it out and throw it at the people in the crowd that's fucking rowdy yeah that's hot so that's why when Lil Luzzi's like yeah I want to be the Gigi Allen a hip hop I'm just like whoa

I don't think you know what that entails that's your kid yeah that's looks she's two and a half years old damn that's amazing congrats. It's like almost the same age as my kid.

Really? I like how you're like holding down every photo so I can see the live photo. Oh, fuck yeah. You got to see it. Because if you don't play it, it's not the same thing. You have to actually. Because that's what I was like, I was just thinking about her and then my mom or I think Moon texting me those pictures and I was like, fuck.

How did having a child change your life? Well, I mean, I had a child, you know, that's fuck. Yeah. Life changed. Did it force you, though, to start taking things more serious? No, I already had planned everything, like, to be taken serious. Like, that went it, like, before, but... I don't know.

You know. Right. That shit, soft shit. There it is. Anything else that we should know? I don't know. What do you think? I mean...

No, yeah, I think that's probably all right. What sunglasses are you wearing? Gucci. for them yeah they're fire thank you all right scrow no shit that was crazy scrotum fuck off i mean there's just no yeah it just came into mind yeah that they're like whenever i because they used to be my rap name you scrotum young scrobot that was my old rap name like young scrotum like young scrotum is a pretty cool name i don't think anyone even knows that that's what you call a ball sack really no literally everyone knows okay they made fun of me so like so much with that it was

it was fucking awesome I feel like if you were to go to an average rap show a bunch of 18 year olds and you were to say what's a scrotum I feel like a lot of them wouldn't know now a room full of like 30 to 40 year olds I feel like most of them would know but I don't think the kids are saying scrotum well that's just a guess I think the younger like a younger generate like the 20 people in their like mid-20s they know right they're not fucking retorty well we should start an awareness campaign to let everybody know what to call balls just to embrace their balls i guess really yeah and shit and to call them scrotums really do you still ride bmx here and there i got this kink drill that i'm really trying to do before the end of the year let's do it it's a pussy-ass kinked rail but

it counts let's go ride you're not down full Foo. How high are your socks? Socks shirt. Pretty low, but not low enough. Like, they're supposed to be lower for these kind of shoes, I think. Oh, shit. They're, like, supposed to be mids.

You're just trying to be, like, a hush skater wearing your fucking socks up to your knees. What? I can't do that. Free the calf. What, really? I don't want my canckel being trapped by this big ass. I've tried wearing long legs. Dude, you don't have cancles, do you really?

Well, I mean, you know, ankle, cancle, tomato, tomato. Oh, shit. And shit. I just, I don't know. I don't know how people do it. Why would I want to have my sock all the way up to here? What do I want to keep my fucking calf warm? Yeah.

Slightly by like one degrees? I don't know. It's just cozy. Yeah. It's more cozier. It's like best case scenario. I mean, all the bad bitches wear high socks. Cozy calves.

Yeah, I know. I love a girl in high socks. Fuck. It's so hot. I don't know why. What is that? It's like somebody, you know, like when your, when your D.O.C. He's like a, like a bad.

What's your Tio? Like your girlfriend? I always forget. No, Theo is your uncle. Oh, you're right. The O is for guys.

Yeah, and the A is for. Yeah, the Fias. All the Theos throwing ass in the club. My trans homies are my TX. Oh, shit. I don't know if it's just a homie.

That's kind of like a dude thing. That's fucking lit. Right. Do you have a cross dress or would you? Dude, my first show, I had a fucking, I had a skirt on.

And like, I wear women's clothes. What the fuck? Right, you said that. What inspires you to wear women's clothes? The women, because, like, they tell me I look good and, like, something, and I'm like, okay, bet. Let's run it.

So your style is kind of, like, geared towards whatever women are going to react to? Well, yeah, I mean, I only really, like, surround myself with women. I mean, I have, like, the homies and, like, the cousins and shit, but it's just really, I just hang out with, like, a bunch of girls all the time, all day, all day, all night, all day, all night. yeah that'll take its toll on you all of a sudden you're wearing a dress you know and shit so shit i mean young thug wore a dress because he had the stick oh word yeah true so same that might be a good excuse if anybody ever gives you a hard time no it's like earlier i had a huge gun in here oh cool what was it oh no i'm just saying that's what you could say if someone was like why are you

wearing a dress. No, because I look good. So you had him charge your vape, but then you also have another vape on deck. Yeah, hell yeah. Shout out Stephen Briggs, Thoreau.

You really committed to that thing? It's cola flavored. Yeah. It sounds disgusting as fuck. No, yeah. But it's bomb. I mean, I'll drink a cola, so I guess I understand.

Yeah. And it's a no-calorie version. Just probably give you cancer. Really? I mean, in the long run, probably. Do you smoke cigarettes? No. Just weed.

But there's tobacco in there, so it might as well be. All right. There's weed? There's tobacco and weed? Yeah. No. No, but you combine it if you choose. What do they call those again?

Splifts. Or moles. If you hit it out the bong, it's a mole. My ex-girlfriend used to say that. Moles. I was like, that's fucking weird. It makes it gross. She would hit moles?

Yeah, out of a bong. Oh, weirdo. That's foul. That's some trailer park shit. I'm really used to do it too, but... I miss her. All right. Am I doing it wrong?

Read my eyebrow banger. It's like S. H-H-H-H-V-F. He hit that too. You kind of like change your mouth a lot when you go from the sh to the f. Yeah. It's a whole language. We're going to be in the th-th.

the thoris and the dictionary and shit well I do appreciate the ingenuity of like trying to come up with a new sound or whatever trying no doing right doing yeah that's what yeah it's a whole it's a whole movement you have like a signature noise me and my cousins we have whole conversations

in front of people and they don't even know what the fuck we said we do because it's a way of life what about some like hell yeah that shit's that's just that's popping that does sound cool but I feel like automatically you're going to get accused of like co-opting whoever the fuck's language that i just started doing that

because yeah because i if she gives good head we say yeah la shoddy had that yeah it's like a different flavor i don't know there's like some tribe or some shit and they don't fuck with other people doing it i don't think yeah no see that's why you don't want you don't want to get knocked off the map for using someone else's shit no biting yeah please realistically we never even been there so we should probably just rock out it sounds fun we could probably learn it they probably if we like went through the shit with them oh yeah you just travel the world just finding new dialects yeah gang language gang land do you think the ship is gonna run out or is it forever gross yes it's forever

forever mm-hmm makes sense yeah our theo steos theo's theo's been doing it our uncles uncles shit got it and shit I was shit. Right. You already know and shit. Your Fave ex-boyfriend. Hot boyfriend, baby. No, John Berk coolest podcast and world

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