No Laying Up - Golf Podcast - NLU Podcast, Episode 368: Zozo Recap
Episode Date: October 26, 2020Soly is now married. The rest of the crew gathers to recap Patrick Cantlay's win at the Zozo, Bryson's latest video and the rest of the weekend at Sherwood. We also get into the LPGA and Euro Tour eve...nts before a deep dive into Soly's wedding, Neil breaking par for the first time, and your questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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That is better than most.
Better than most
Expect anything different should I say the same thing? So I says ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the no-ling up podcast
DJ here big Randy here on your left on your left. It's all he always gives directional
That's right cues sitting across the table sitting across the table for me
Mr. Neil Schuster big week for Neil
We're gonna get into all that Neil how are you good? Can we get an air horn dad's not I don't know which one the air horn is just start hitting them
No
Welcome Sunday night, baby, and of course, I would be remiss if I didn't mention T.C. He's here as well. Try on how are you man?
I can't drink like I used to.
All right, I can drink, I just can't recover.
Like a lot of that going around.
But first of all, welcome, welcome.
We're gonna go to Zozo town.
We're going through the Zozo a little bit.
Just a little bit.
We're gonna go through our different schools of drinking.
That's what I'm saying, we're gonna go through the Zozo
just a little bit.
We're gonna go through some other tours just a little bit.
We are gonna do some professional golf stuff, but I'm gonna be honest, I've been kind
of a conscientious objector to much of the fall golf since the US open, got back into
it a little bit today.
I think everybody else probably in that same boat, is that fair to say?
It was a good feeling.
We caught the back.
Great finish.
I'm guessing though, the listeners are probably here to listen to us talk about tour golf
this weekend, and what better way to get that rolling
than by talking about Calaway's latest tour inspired irons.
Do you guys see what we did here?
Well done, Randy.
I got a lot of ideas.
I'm taking control.
We mentioned briefly last week that Calaway announced the release
of the newest iteration of their X forged CB irons.
If you've seen solid what's in the bag video,
you know that tour players like Madeline Sagsstrom
and Jim Furik proudly game the same xforged irons
as he does.
And these are the new version of those.
The xforged CB irons are now in the bag
of notorious non-club switcher Kevin Kisner,
who said, and I quote,
sound is feel to me,
and the new xforged CB irons are the best sounding irons
I've hit in a long time, end quote, end quote.
For him to put new irons in the bag says a lot.
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Randy, that was a great job, man.
They know, Sully makes it look pretty easy. It's not so easy. You did a great job.
Thank you. It's going to take Sully another 18's gonna talk about it. He's gonna order him.
And he's gonna...
Well, that would be an easy change for him,
because it'd be in the same family.
Yeah, but he's just a creature.
Like, he's a creature of habit.
Like, he switched to the jaw's wedges
and he switched back and he's like,
wait, why did I switch back?
Why don't I just keep those in the back?
They're sick.
Well, we should mention for the uninitiated,
we should explain why Salis not here
and why the inmates have taken over the asylum.
Of course, Salis was married this weekend
to his beautiful fiance, Hannah,
down at the Ponte Vigia in and club.
We were all lucky enough to be in attendance
at a beautiful ceremony, you know, out on the beach.
It was out on the beach, great, great courtyard reception.
It was just, it was fantastic.
Courtyard like outside courtyard, not courtyard Maryot,
just for those that are not there's anything wrong with that at all. So I think we'll
get into that a little bit on the back half. Let's start with professional golf. Patrick Cantlay,
your winner at the Zozo Championship. Welcome to Zozo Town. Neil, you're a big cantlay guy.
Is that fair to say? I am very intrigued by Cantlay. He is a, he's not the cat,
but he strikes me more as a cat than in personality.
He feels like he feels like the Sphinx a little cold Sphinx a lemur. Yes, so he's just kind of a little unpredictable
on the eyes. I don't know what's going on. I mean, you know, but he's a he's a killer too. I mean, he just kind of doesn't play a lot. Seems like has dealt with some serious injuries
and he's back, man.
And his game is impressive.
I would also like to say, I love his threads.
The Hugo Boss fit is pretty crispy.
I mean, it's kind of got a, maybe an Adam Scott vibe
back in the day.
That's fair to say.
Like the outfits do.
Now, without the brown stuff
that Scott's wearing now, but I'll let TC comment on that.
I don't like the Marcus.
I don't like that.
That's true.
The white sweater he was wearing today.
That was a great sweater today.
Great sweater.
The cable net thing.
He tends to play really well in the fall.
Yeah, two of his three wins are in the fall.
Vegas.
And then he lost a playoff in Vegas last year as well.
So, you know, he's like Reggie Jackson, Mr. October.
You know, I kind of alluded to it at the top, but I wouldn't say we were hyper plugged
into the golf tournament.
This week, there's going to be a lot of stuff we're just straight up not going to get
to because we didn't see.
We don't want to be disingenuous here.
So, what I would recommend is if you are looking
for a hardcore golf fix, go back and listen
to the Patrick Cantler interview.
That's all he did.
It's one of my absolute favorites.
It is fascinating what that guy does just to get ready
for golf tournaments.
How early he has to get there, all the back problems he went
through.
I mean, it's like, it's super soft, man.
It's extremely thoughtful.
Yeah.
And that just, this isn't even a coverage take,
but that's the stuff that it's just so hard to convey
that while you're watching him play off.
You know why he might stand out, Neil?
He might not be good.
He might not be programmed to just spew cliches.
That's what I liked that about him.
Exactly.
He's not, I'm not gonna do your dance.
I don't, he doesn't show a lot of emotion.
And when we've said a lot that we want more guys
that are fiery and, you know, if it's T-Rail
having on one side or like showing emotion
when you're-
T-R-Lord, T-R-L.
But, can't let his like, no, he's like
the other end of the spectrum where he's just
cold-blooded man.
And I think when he's in the hunt and I turn on the TV
this afternoon, I'm like, oh man, like, you know, the jackals in.
Like, you know, like, he's got surgical, man.
It's got some most dangerous game, but.
Yeah, he's got some, like, he, like,
when we talk about dogs and killers,
like he's a killer.
We call him the so-called yet killing.
Yeah, yeah.
And dearingly, I think and dear and dearingly.
Yeah, it's a great movie.
Fincher, Fincher's got a movie coming out.
That one movie coming out.
Really?
Mink.
It's about the screenwriter of Citizen Kane.
Okay.
We can get in, it's black and white, I think.
Netflix only.
Is that a little inside, you know, inside baseball?
I think it might be a little bit of a, you know,
two for them, one for me.
Sure, I'm gonna sit you back.
Sure.
But we can take that offline.
Speaking of some people being murdered today,
JT, tough self-inflicted wounds,
come down to the test.
The shot that he hit on, what was that, 17?
Who could say that?
From the fairway?
16.
No, that was sick too, but like the Mondoqueef,
but the thing that he hit,
the one he was short on the par three,
in the year that was 17, the par three.
That was 15. That was 15? Yeah. I don't know. three. Yeah, that was 17 to par three. That was 15.
That was 15?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
Like I said, again,
that course looks long week.
That should be the most into the Patrick Kale.
Long week.
That course looks so bad.
Like, talking to somebody about it,
like I've been there once.
Which is really good.
It looks spectacular.
Like, it's a great,
well, you mean you just look bad?
Like, it looks so like poorly designed, but also like fun.
I could see this might be a horrible comp.
I've been to each of these places once, and I didn't play either of them, but it almost
reminded me of Shadow Creek a little bit where it's like, yeah, I don't remember any of
the golf holes, like I don't remember any of them.
But like what if like who placed it, it's like walk around, like what a, what a feat,
you know, it's just, can you tell the story
of when you were there?
I was, I was there once,
there's really not much story to tell,
but I was there.
It was a bit of a step brother situation,
you know, super chef Bobby Flay, Chris Dottry.
I was, I was, I was,
I was, during, while I was working at scratch,
in the PJ tour, I was,
chatting for Eric Anders Lang.
We were shooting some video stuff.
And also in our group was Craig T Nelson,
Kaitlyn Jenner, former RIP Craig T Nelson, by the way.
We'll get in that in a second.
No, we should tie the loop on that
because we absolutely will not circle back to that.
Rest of our group was Cure,
because Dancif at the time, I believe Curek Dixon now
does some good stuff with the USGA,
and yes, we're part of it.
So it was a complete murderers row.
Was this before, was this Caitlin Jenner,
or was this Bruce?
This was Caitlin Jenner.
Yeah, this was Caitlin Jenner.
And how's her game?
She fucking murders the ball.
Murderers the ball.
Like, it's unreal.
And Craig, like they went way back.
I mean, Craig's played a lot of golf with Bruce and Caitlin.
And it was a, it was a wild scene.
I mean, it was, it was like, I think she made kind of a,
were you on mushrooms during all this?
I think all this happened.
Like I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure I got a spoken J. I'm not a species. No, I'm a species. No, I'm pretty staring on them. I think all this happened. Like I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure I got a spoken J.
I'm not a species.
I'm not a species.
No, I'm pretty, I'll try to dig up a photo.
I'm pretty sure this happened.
All right, so going back to Craig T.
Well, no, so on the first tee, I remember Caitlin was making kind of a,
I think it was like right after, was it Vanity Fair?
I put it on the cover, I think.
Like the Om Caitlin thing that was very famous. I put it on the cover, I think. Like the Om Kate one, I think that was very famous.
I think it was right after that.
And yeah, she made like a thing about,
I think she was the first transgender woman
to play in a program.
So then it was like which tease is she gonna play?
And so she, she very,
it was like, I think she was trying to make it into content.
Like no, no, no, you should make it like a which tea
will I play. Like we'll make people try to guess. And I think eventually they're like, I think she was trying to make it into content. Like, no, no, no, you should make it like a witch tea will I play.
Like, we'll make people try to try to guess.
And I think eventually they're like, yeah, just,
I think just hit it like whatever you think
and get Craig T Nelson to his credit was like,
we've played a ton of golf together and you, you nuke the ball.
So like, you're playing back here.
And sure enough, Coach always told her like it was.
Yeah, so, so Randy and I, I can't remember where.
Yeah, these are facts. When this one, I can't remember if her like it was. Yeah, so Randy and I, I can't remember when. Yeah, these are facts.
When this was a true story.
I can't remember if I told Randy this or Randy told me this
or we thought we heard it somewhere.
We were convinced for like,
we were four years that Craig T. Nelson had died
and we were so upset about it.
It was a hazy day and back at school
and I think, I don't know,
somehow Craig T. Nelson came up
and I remember like, I think he died. and I think, I don't know, somehow, Krike Dean Nelson came up and I remember, I'd try to, I think he died.
Like I think he, I don't think, no,
I'm almost positive.
He's 100% still alive.
Yes, 100% still.
As far as this day.
Very, very much alive, supposedly.
So he was on that really, really,
I don't know, like kitschy show that my wife watches
or watched on NBC.
Yeah.
Is it like the Patriot.
This is family.
The parenthood.
This is family.
You're thinking of this as us, mixed with parenthood.
This is family.
Anyway, anyway.
Randy and I are always really big fans.
I always like coach.
Of course.
Coaches of course.
I mean, coaches the gold stands of sports.
Yeah.
I don't even know that there's all that many others.
I'll kind of shut it down after that.
Yes, for part of it, that is just a complete lunatic.
Was everybody playing their own ball?
I think it was a scramble from what I remember.
Yeah. You got Randy, wasn't there?
Well, I think that was the thing with Caitlin was,
he was a scramble and then she was fucking murdering the ball.
Like, I think she was up 1-T or something.
It was, Good thing JK something. It was good.
They JK Rowling wasn't there.
It'd be like, yo, this is why.
This is why you can't be playing this sports.
JK Rowling, listen, JK Rowling, I feel like
is done her time in the court of public opinion.
I'd say so.
For that one.
The Harry Potter lady had a golf opinion?
No.
No, that's why don't we skip off this?
This is not going in a good direction. Randy, keep your politics off my golf pod. Yeah, all right. You stick to sports, would you?
JK Rowling got bodied by the the greater the greater press for some comments. You know what?
I was thinking about it. Go let people it's going. Going back to Sherwood. After you finish the KLA pod,
which you should be listening to instead of this. Going back to show it. Sherwood reminds me of the Nicholas course
in Montreux, out in Reno.
Yeah, that's a good day.
Similar kind of, you know, you got some creeks in front of,
well, you guys are making fun of me
because I was like, it wasn't this
with a battle of big horn was playing.
And I was like, no, that was big horn.
I was like, oh, I look the same.
It's just, it was a shootout of Sherwood, sorry.
I think that's what it was, or the skins game, or?
Yeah, I know that's not only experienced with Sherwood is.
Well, two.
Was Big Horn the Night match?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was the one where they moved the rock tiger, right?
That was at Phoenix.
No, that was Phoenix.
It was one of the tournament.
But yeah.
Check it out, that was a real tournament.
That's great.
I remember Sherwood from one of those Skins matches,
and then I remember Whitworth on the trap draw.
Andrew Whitworth, the left
tackle for the Rams was sure that there surely you remember it from more than that because
that's where they had the hero world challenge for the cat got his first like quote-unquote
win after the first one Monday night golf was a series of match play golf challenge matches
that ran from 99 to 2005. all the matches involved Tiger Woods,
and they were all broadcast on ABC.
The first match was played at Sherwood and dubbed
the showdown at Sherwood.
The next three were held at Big Horn.
And then there was three after that.
There was the battle at the bridges.
The bridges at Randolph's.
Sure, Sam.
You know why I remember or know of Sherwood
is it was always,
you could unlock it in one of the Tiger Woods video games,
which just, you know, indicates some high status there.
Right.
So the only reason I ever knew it was like,
oh, it's kind of this cool course, I guess,
out in California that I play on Tiger Woods.
And again, the other thing we should point out about Sherwood
and this sounds much more like a preview than a recap.
Kind of the house that Gankus built.
Yeah, I'm just gonna say.
Of course.
Known for Caddies.
What was that book about?
Oh, Lupers, Lupers.
It features heavily Lupers too.
I think just.
He drops one Caddy or the one chapters all about Sherwood,
right, right, in the middle.
He goes out west and before he gets to band it.
Anyway, sorry.
There you have it.
John Gunn underweight.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he went from Aspen to LA.
That was a good book.
It was cool.
Yeah, it's a great book.
Playing it, playing what, Olympic club or
yeah, just go off club on Olympic club on LSD, I think.
Anyway, listen, as we were saying, JT, you know,
can you finish?
Little squirrely, guys.
I like to say three times.
I'm glad Neil's here,
because tournament champion,
he noticed the same things,
squirrely down the stretch sometimes.
We talked about this a lot after Hawaii,
and then we talked about it another time earlier this year.
I think,
I guess memorial.
Memorial, with more Kawa.
Was that what you were saying?
Memorial.
That was a work day.
Yeah, it was a work day. Sorry.
This is for you, work day.
And so I think going back, we were also talking about JT,
kind of how he self-flagelates, he's very good at like
cussing in himself and saying, you know, saying things.
I guess there was like a 30 second bleep earlier.
He was on 13.
He tried to hit this like four iron over the,
like a big carry out of the rough,
and it just didn't have a chance,
like right off the club face.
And he just goes, why would you try to do,
and then it just was blank for like 20 seconds.
And I was like, I thought the highlight today
and watch it, I was like,
it's my time, bro.
I wonder what he just said to himself.
That was, it was like a happy, happy Gilmore
without the bleeps.
I flipped it on.
I thought the TV was broken because we flipped it on.
Like there was like no joke,
like 10 straight minutes of commercials.
This seems a lot worse than ever.
And then sure enough, they come back on and they're like,
hey, sorry about that.
Like we had some major technical difficulties.
Let's catch you up on everything that happened
in the last 10 minutes.
John Rom, of course, the other person kind of really
Ron J.
Ron J. Ham, fit of a three horse race there down the stretch.
I don't know what to say other than like,
yeah, I mean, he's probably gonna play good at the masters.
Like great players playing great. They've been playing the shank. And I think we all kind of were like, yeah, I mean, he's probably gonna play good at the Masters. Like great players playing, playing great.
They've been playing the shank.
And I think we all kind of were like, whoa,
that's a lie, because we're all, again,
a little foggy today, but I mean,
anybody got anything to add on Ron J. Ham?
He stinks.
Was he the one that hit that chip?
Noted.
At the end there, like gnarly little punch shot.
I think that was JT.
Well, that was JT.
I like shout em out.
Sometimes the way he hits the long eye,
the driving iron and the three wood from the fairway,
I just caught, I don't, he just nukes the ball man.
He's just an absolute ball hitter.
He just, he, he, he, he, he, he, he just hits it.
It's he, he just beats on it, man.
He's got such a weird trajectory too.
It doesn't really, like, it doesn't look like it's gonna
apex, it just kind of, yeah, I don't know.
There's no clear high point.
The only other things I had on my list as far as like,
you know, again, the boys were checked out this week
for good reason, celebrating.
We're gonna talk about solid one. No, we'll get there. The only, so what I was gonna say is as far as like, you know, again, the boys were checked out this week for good reason, celebrating.
We'll talk about solid.
No, we'll get there.
The only, so what I was gonna say is
the only things that really cut through the noise
for me were two things.
One, Rory breaking a club, you know,
I feel like I'm gonna say that's positive.
We always like to see that,
like to see the rib fired up,
especially going into a gust of,
maybe many people would say the rib might be a little
frustrated, but I like to see them fired up.
That's interesting. And two, the Bryson Instagram video. Does anybody
like to, what anybody like to talk about that? That was solid is only a request. It was
please, please break down the Bryson Instagram. I actually have not seen it all the way through.
Oh my God. I'm blinded. What are you getting off the plane? And it is Bentley SUV private plane.
Private plane. Yes. So he's by himself on a Private plane. Private plane, yes.
So he's by himself on a private plane,
the low notes kick in of the seminal classic use somebody
by Kingsley on.
And then he kind of comes out with like a bit of a,
like kind of going to the gym,
but not particularly,
workout stuff never looks particularly athletic.
So, somebody, this is not my take,
but it's always, it kinda looks a little bit like a,
like an overgrown, kinda like five or six year old.
It looks a little like what Freddy wears.
I feel like kinda like the athlete's your wear.
Freddy wears great stuff.
And some weird colors.
Some weird colors.
But he does that, then he gets into the Bentley.
Never picks up the golf clubs,
which I wanna give a shout out to the ladies
at Groot or Golf pointed out.
Just tweet, oh shit, he forgot his clubs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He gets in the Bentley.
That's a great call.
It's a great call.
Gets in the Bentley, drives away,
and then you flash a screen to the journey
to 250 miles per hour continues or something like that.
And the whole thing I guess was like,
I don't know what the point was, I guess.
And I just want to throw this to the group.
Why is he making these?
What is he doing?
I'll tell you why this one specifically,
he hasn't played since the US open.
That's not true.
I thought it was.
For what it's for.
No.
He hadn't played last two weeks, right?
He played last week.
Did he?
Yeah.
I don't think he did.
I thought I was a conscientious objector here. At the C-Jack, I watched last week. Bryson wasn't, wasn don't think he did. I thought I was a conchancer subject.
At the C-Jack, I watched last week.
Bryson wasn't...
Oh, sorry.
He played Triners, so he didn't play last week.
He played the week before.
He played the week before.
Yeah, okay.
So I was wrong, and then you were wrong.
So we're both wrong.
We're both wrong.
I appreciate you reaching across the aisle.
But I kind of feel like he wants to stay top of mind with people.
He likes, I think he really likes the...
He likes activating his spot.
He likes being in the middle man, like,
he wants to be in the action.
What offended you most from that video?
The music.
Not a Kingsley on guy.
Not a Kingsley on guy.
I guess, all right, here's what I wanna say.
I don't wanna read too much into this,
because it's just, it's clearly just like,
content for the sake of content.
I think whenever we make hashtag content,
where I was like, all right, what's the point?
What are we trying to do?
What is this exists?
I don't know why those, why did these exist?
That's what I'm getting at.
What the fuck is he doing?
He wants to look cool.
He thinks it looks cool.
And that's what I'm getting at.
That's what I'm trying to ask.
He thinks it looks cool.
I think maybe-
We don't. Does he?
I truly believe he thinks, dude, this is so sick.
I think he's pressed play after whatever video editor
like put that together for him, he's like, fuck yeah.
You know who he needs to hire?
You know what?
I was just listening to some Kings of Leot.
We should throw it to the King's track.
I'll tell you who he needs to hire.
That videographer guy that Antonio Brown was like,
yes, good call.
Which we don't know that he didn't do that,
because that guy was probably out of work.
And he hasn't been doing much lately.
He's been thrilled the last couple days.
Antonio, he's a big Antonio Brown guy.
Antonio Brown signed with the...
I might drive over to Tampa to watch practice.
A.B. sound with a box.
Yeah.
What significance is you somebody though?
No, I think he just thinks of the banger.
Yeah, I do that for the love.
He's just a banger.
I love that song.
You know, I'm truly just the whole thing.
It doesn't make sense.
So you guys are trying to find this deeper meaning.
It's all on the surface.
It's all right in front of you.
He thinks it looks cool to get off a private plane.
It's like big timers, like the old rap videos.
Like, go, this is sick.
Like check it out, like I'm a beast.
Is it a little bit of, y'all those kids who made fun of me
and great school, like look at me now?
It's Mike Jones, like you did in the long haul.
I swear, it's like it's the rap playbook.
Like check it out, dude, I got a private jet,
mother fuckers, and check it out.
King's Leon song perfect, I love them.
Which it is. There's no deeper meaning.
He just likes the song and he thinks he looks cool.
We should start, you know how,
what's the SUV of Bentley?
Yeah, Bentley.
Which is one of his sponsors.
Who's getting a lot of run on this,
on this here podcast, but I don't think it a great way.
I did not made SUVs.
Very cool.
If you're in the market,
I would say, you know, kind of like young Jeese was kind of like
a rapper who didn't consider himself a rapper.
I feel like Bryson is a golfer.
But then you know this fourth album and it's like, dude, you're a fucking rapper.
Well, right.
But I almost feel like, we should-
Are you going to tell Jeese that?
I almost feel like we should consider Bryson a rapper even though he doesn't put out-
What?
He doesn't put out rap albums.
I think he's a scientist even though he doesn't put out science. Exactly. So out wrap out. What would you say about Jesus? I think he's a scientist, even though he doesn't put out science.
Exactly.
So this might officially make him a rapper at this point.
Coming back, coming back.
He's a creator.
Before we get too deep into the nitty gritty of the non golf stuff, I do want to shout out
Russell Henley.
Yes.
T-4, he's absolutely flush in the ballroom.
You've been on that block for a little bit here.
We talked about it last week.
I know.
No, he did. No, about it last week. I know.
We did.
And love is career.
Just stress-free career.
Eight years as a pro has never even T3 this week.
Worried about losing his car.
Guess how much he made T3?
Like 500 grand.
You didn't let me go.
I had for good.
And then, all right.
And then you've got Cam Smith.
Find in some form.
Get in with him. Love that.
Yeah.
Like I wouldn't have pegged him for this course.
The next one's a little bit of a concerning development.
Oh, no.
TC called it last week.
No, I know.
It's concerning.
Yeah.
Bubbub.
Playing good golf.
Playing good golf, heading to the master.
Heading into Augusta.
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And you know what, like quite incompatible.
The rib, 67, 67, 66.
There you have it.
This weekend, one shot I have in McKenzie here.
What if I would have been a diet McKenzie here,
if anybody, were there any 66s?
Can a second of 66s this week? Rory was wearing the hoodie this week. Doesn't look like it.
I thought that was nice homage to-
Loved it.
To, you know, George Troulee.
Lord?
No, no, in the gear heart it said George Troulee.
We filmed the hoodie stuff.
He said George Troulee in LA.
You're talking about one man.
Yeah, we got his all mixed up now.
All right, sorry.
I was talking about myself, but you guys were talking about OJ Simpson.
So, uh, Tron was.
I was talking about low T-Rail.
All right, before we move on, we got one more thing.
Listen, we're all, uh, we're busy, busy guys, or at least like the pro claim, and pretend
like we're busy guys.
Randy, I know you're, you're a big guy.
I got balls in the air.
I'm juggling right now.
Three balls, four balls.
I can't throw four balls.
No, I can't juggle four.
I can do two in one hand, I can do three, no problem,
but never advance a four.
I can't do, I can't juggle like two balls.
I'm not a juggler.
Point being, point being we got a lot,
a lot we're trying to manage right now.
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I took Freddie to buy Halloween decorations.
And I feel like people are going all out
on Halloween decorations this year.
I think people have time in their homes.
Exactly, and so I really have a lot. So Freddie and I went to Home Depot a few weeks ago
and they had like this life size werewolf.
Freddie ran so far down like the plumbing aisle
that like, you know, he was like,
I don't think he slept for two or three nights
and then we bought this alien that dances.
It's, it's pretty cool.
Freddie dances with the alien.
Yeah.
So, I kind of like the subtle ones.
There's in my little apartment condo complex.
There's on the first story, I'm doing a lot of walking.
You're gated, just out walking.
Yeah, but the gates are always open, so broken.
It's a metaphor.
Somebody just wrote help in like blood letters on the window like facing the
one point you cried wolf situation. Oh, I think it's like Halloween themed. No, I know, but what if it wasn't?
Well, right. Yeah, but that's cool. I like do you remember last Halloween? What happened?
All what you did to Freddie I scared the
Shit at the family Randy came from behind a tree, dressed like a boogie man.
And Freddie was trick or treating,
and he just gave a big slender man came out,
ooh, it's Freddie grabs his butt cheek.
He's just hitting himself.
He's hitting himself.
Ah.
Yeah.
You're bad, Uncle.
What are you guys being for, Hollin?
I'm being a caddy in the symmetrical event,
up in the biners.
I'm going all in. Yeah, I forgot to put that on the agenda, but heading up to caddy in the Symmetra Tour event. Up in Pyners. I'm going all in.
Yeah, I forgot to put that on the agenda,
but heading up to caddy for the young hitter,
Lauren Kaufland this week in Pyners,
I'm Pyners number nine on the Symmetra Tour.
So I'll be a caddy cynical and asleep by seven pm.
Randy?
Are you gonna be sleeping?
Probably nothing.
Yeah, maybe the like, air thing that they put out in front of like the mattress store
when they're having a sale.
The fresh pants.
Randy already dressed up like corporate is better or more
for the wedding.
Yeah, that actually.
I might just put on a suit.
Freddie, Freddie's making me guess
some election literature.
It's the blue power ranger.
I didn't know there was a blue power ranger.
I didn't either.
No, he was the dorky one, wasn't he?
Yeah, he was the nerd. Well, I don't know what I'm gonna be, but what I do want to do this
here, I want a car of pumpkin. I did not hear rumors. I would love to carve a pumpkin. Yeah, I want
to do like a good one. I want to think about what I'm gonna carve. I don't know what it is yet,
but it's such a good socializing activity. Yeah, let's do that. We'll do that this week. I'm gonna
try my absolute damnedest to keep this on the rails and we got a couple more professionals
We got to talk about one.
Tron is the cat dead and I don't say that lightly. No, like, of course.
Like, yeah, I think it's worth asking. So like, like, everybody thinks like, oh, like, you see it to pay like
It is a bit and for the last
Ten years like I mean Randy, just Randy still has me like a thousand bucks.
That's true, Randy does a trot money.
I think if I took that to court,
I, the, what do you have to be like?
You would count or say that?
Sober and like I didn't have,
there wasn't proper consent.
You didn't have agency every day, so.
Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So yeah, right anyway, I was always kind of convinced like cats got more left in him. Right?
Cat is cats. There's gonna be a final chapter or two of cat and
Sure enough, we got that at Augusta last year. I
Don't think there's any more cat left. He looked very sleepy. No, I
You know, he looked like he couldn't even fucking he's on his zombie cat right now. I
He looked very sleepy. No, I thought he couldn't even fucking he saw.
He's on the zombie cat right now.
I thought, but I'm not ready to quit.
No, I think we've seen that before and then it somehow
it bounces back at the time.
But I think it's not bouncing back every week
and I think we've been very clear about that.
There's more clues here and there of like,
it seems like he kind of made a deal with,
not made a deal with the devil
because it sounds like, you know, like that's,
like there's something nefarious going on. But it was basically just like like I think he he went all out. Let's get across the finish line more time
I sure and like I don't think his body is gonna keep cooperating
Even for two or three weeks stretch. I think on that note
76th out of 77 players
Filmmacles and tough indictment on the champion's tour that fair to say yeah
out of 77 players, filmmakers, and tough indictment on the Champions Tour.
Is that fair to say?
Yeah.
Vickelsons 78 today from Nicholson.
Go ahead.
He's like the kid that got held back in grade school
and now he's beaten up on the younger kids.
To be fair, it sounds like he's doing
a lot of hashtag testing, girl.
Trying to get some back.
47 and a half inch drive.
God, there were some good quotes that came out this week.
Is he test out the right driver's back?
Really? He's got a two, he's got a, he's got a, like a, like a two
wood driver that's like 11 and a half or 12 degrees. That's a little bit shorter that
goes, you know, 305. And then he can, it's like, feel like a ball people like, you don't
need any less accuracy. He's hitting bombs, man. And he and Tiger got, they got shlong today.
And it was very surreal and very, very cool to see a friend of the pod Adam Long and paired
with Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson today.
And he blew the doors off.
He blew the shit out of him.
The T.C.
T.C.
Freaked out, he sat on the couch and goes, oh my God.
Oh, he thought, uh, Mickelson was pulling out a lot of cash.
You can give him about a bunch of hundreds to the long, but he was just getting to the score card.
I think that's about all I got from the Zozo. Is that anybody else? Have any remnants?
I just feel bad for Zozo, man.
And that's what I was going to say is tough to act at your brand.
It's easy to, it's easy to, it's easy miles away.
Easy to say, at least from my perspective, like, oh this turn, I'm not interested in this turn,
but blah, blah, blah.
It's not supposed to be for me.
It's supposed to be in Japan.
It's supposed to be in the middle of the night
for a completely different audience.
And listen, they're making chicken salad,
I'd chicken shit.
And you know, so to speak.
And that was good ball down the street.
Yeah, I was good watching.
I did too.
For two hours here this afternoon.
I did too.
Randy, tell us about the LPJ.
What happened?
Oh my gosh, the drive on.
What can you guys tell me about the Reynolds Lake,
Okonee?
Okonee.
I've never known.
Okonee.
Well, that's good.
It's probably Nickis' best course, one of them,
other than Mirafield Lake.
The Great Water Relay.
I believe.
I haven't played it since they redid it.
It's nice.
There's like six courses.
The best course that there's Cusco Willa,
which is not at the resort.
There's a couple.
There's two that I really like over there.
But great waters is always good.
The crescendos, that's 16th hole,
downhill to the water,
and then the 17th hole plays over this cove.
All sorts of Kenny Powers looking dudes out there
with jet skis and, you know, wakeboard boats
and all sorts of stuff.
It was a good scene out there.
They were, they would like honk their boat horns
after good shots.
The only, the, oh,
Lake O'Connie's nice, the tough part,
it doesn't have any mountains.
So there's some lakes in North Georgia,
like Lake Burton, that have mountains around them,
that's, you know, a little bit more like,
a mini-tahoe.
A mini-tahoe.
The nicest thing about a flat, you know,
so it's nice, but Lake O'Connie and Lake Burton,
the, there's a bunch of Georgia Power execs
who have houses on both of those lakes,
so the water level never goes down.
Yes, when there's a drought, they don't get their lake.
Whereas, like, they don't like...
They're like hardweds down into the lake.
All these other lakes, they get,
like, people get crushed, their docks
don't even connect to the lake anymore.
Never happens at O'Connie or Burton. There you go.
There's some local college that did go down.
I don't think it does.
Okay. We can look into that.
Brandy, you asked.
You asked.
Allie McDonald, one.
She final round 69, held off the mud hen, Daniel Kang,
by a stroke. Danielle made the worst. the final round, 69, held off the mud hen, Daniel Peng,
by a stroke.
Danielle made the worst, actually, it was a,
like she made a great putt for double, the dough,
yes, in the third round.
Yesterday, but it was like the worst double.
Like, it could have been the worst trouble.
Like, without that, she wins going away, I think.
How many times was rock solid though?
Yeah, she was.
34 coming in.
First career, LPJ victory.
She was, she actually is from Mississippi, T.C.
She might be a good, uh,
trap draw guest next year for the Mississippi episode.
We can ask her about Frank Milton.
First, first career LPGA to her victory there.
Uh, the one I really, this was my first time seen her
since, honestly, since NCAA championships.
Back, uh, when she played at the University of Arizona,
was on the championship winning team alongside Hayley Moore is Bianca.
Pag Dananan.
Pag Dananan.
That's a hard name for me to say.
Pag Dananan.
Yeah, the emphasis is on the third syllable.
I read.
She was super impressive.
Apparently, she's like the longest player in the women's game.
Once to be the first woman to average 300 yards driving the ball. I think everybody wants to be.
Yeah, but I guess like she can be.
She looks like honestly, I'm buying her stock and I'm selling my Maria Fossi stock. I'm really. Yeah.
I think Maria Fossi has gotten tons of
I'm really, yeah.
I think Maria Fossi has gotten tons of notoriety and for good reason, but I'm put me on team Bianca.
I didn't know they were, you had to pick.
It's like a market play, you know?
Yeah, it's like a market play.
I'm not saying it's one or the other,
but she's Filipino.
Yes, yeah.
Actually, she started out in Gonzaga, didn't realize that.
So good event.
Uh, this is one they added to the calendar.
She's tagged on down to Arizona.
Um, thank you.
So that's, that's about all I got for you.
Euro tour anything?
I watched the, uh, the last hole, McGowan.
I believe.
I watched the last.
No, I turned it on this morning.
Thank you for your service.
I just happened to be honest.
I woke up feeling like not good.
And I turned that TV on golf channels on.
And it's who, what's his name?
Austin Gowen.
Feed me.
Line.
Line.
Ross McGowen won the tournament.
He made like a 25 footer.
It was a great putt.
And then somebody who tron says an electron.
Or a Lori cancer.
He shot 60 in the first round.
Like a 10 footer that he missed to go to a playoff.
But you know, Italian open.
We love national opens around here.
We love it.
We love it.
We love what's happening.
Colerts.
Colerts finding support.
Which is weird and cool.
Timer T5.
You need to tell Lori cancer to add a lower case DE
in front of the Cantor.
D Cantor.
Was Uncle Juice up there too?
Yeah, you know, he was always up there.
He was T10.
Okay.
Next week, they're going to Cypress for two weeks in a row.
The Cypress swing.
Yeah.
I didn't see a ton.
Well, I guess Timer was up there too.
I didn't see a ton of the names on the leaderboard
that I recognized.
That's not so much,
because it's probably the most uneducated fan here.
Well, listen, man, it's October 25th,
and they're playing the talent.
It looked pretty cold over there too.
Yeah, it's not really the,
it's not high times of the golf season right now,
but listen, I think that's gonna conclude
the professional golf portion of this podcast.
So if you've made it this far and you're not in it
for the long haul, this is where it gets fun.
This is where it's gonna take a hard turn.
Cause we're gonna pivot into wedding talk.
I put a call out for questions from the No-Ling Up Twitter.
I'd say 90% of them were wedding related.
So we're gonna get into that a little bit.
I think first question for you guys,
just gauge much like if he was a tour player
that we were skewering with our deeply educated criticisms,
how did Solid handle it?
Dog or killer, what do we think?
He was totally, I was very impressed.
He was outwardly, totally comfortable.
In charge of his business the entire weekend, I thought. Dog,led. Yeah, absolutely battled kept his didn't lock his knees. I saw him wiggling his his knees up at the altar.
Looks like he had a great game plan. He had some we had we it was hot out there. We had some some gland glandular issues. Maybe early in the photo ops that I was a little concerned about, but we got through those a lot of crying.
that I was a little concerned about, but we got through those. A lot of crying.
A little bit of bubble wads and you'd run all the year.
Which is tough.
Which is tough, you know.
That's right.
I know.
All the very, the very genuine.
All the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the
very genuine.
But yeah, it was, it was fun.
It was outside perfect weather.
Outside, sea breeze coming off the Atlantic.
Yeah, we've been getting these weird east winds here for the last two weeks, which makes
it humid and shit because the winds just coming straight off the Atlantic. Yeah, we've been getting these weird east winds here for the last two weeks, which makes it humid and shit
because the winds just coming straight off the ocean.
But it was totally like, it had been 60, 70% chance
of rain all week.
And then we got to get up that morning and it was gorgeous.
And then, you know what, all the boys up there looking
dapper on the altar.
Come on, we got, you know, we got,
Sally's back up there that was, you know, there. I thought nobody messed up walking down the aisle.
That was my thing about being a groom's man.
A tremendous honor.
Not a lot of upside.
Pretty much only downside.
You know what I'm talking, it's like being the snapper,
the holder on the snapper.
All you can do is screw it up.
People only notice when it goes wrong.
Or the personal protector.
Randy's all legs.
Imagine he trips on one of those covel studs,
walking down, takes out and saw these grand parents.
It's a disaster.
I'm still holding the ass here.
I'd say the bridesmaids have it harder with the heat hard.
I mean, our job's pretty easy.
True.
So, you know, and we had the tuxes,
and I'm worn tuxin over a year.
I took some rightful criticism for the length of my pants,
which I'll, a few for it, which all the...
All the long, short.
Too long, way too long.
I looked like Joe Demagio.
Joe Demagio.
I looked a little 2003 NBA draft.
Yeah.
I'm trying to see my career.
Which all alone, I'll totally own.
But I will say, like, if the choice that I'm given is get in my actual car, drive to an actual tailor,
get these things tightened up,
or take a little criticism on the fake internet world,
like that's fine.
Yeah.
I'm comfortable with my choice.
There's a lot of inertia for me going to,
that's the thing.
That's the sticks are rental tucks.
No, I'm gonna have, it's a quit-ass kid.
Yeah, I was impressed with the whole like,
male tucks, you know, tucks by male.
Tucks by male.
Yeah. I will say, I thought I was gonna poke my eye out press with the whole like male talk, you know, talks by male. Talks by male.
I will say I thought I was gonna poke my eye out
or decapitate myself putting my suspenders on.
No, God, that was insane.
There's so many goddamn accessories in a toxic.
Like I'm a big, I used to wear a full suit every day
to work on a virgin hotels and like, you know,
like there's nothing better to me than like just a
plain navy suit or like a plain black suit.
And like when you add a cummerbund
and the all the little buttons that you have to pop on
and the bow tie and the suspenders
and the patent leather shoes, it's like,
oh my God man, there's too much flair.
It's a lot flair.
A lot of flair.
Society has collectively agreed that the tux
is the pinnacle of formal wear for men.
Can I say something that I just don't understand it?
Neil bought a tux.
That last year.
That's psycho to me.
Well, owning a tux is.
I had three.
That's unbelievable. That's unbelievable. That last year I was supposed Well, owning a tux is... I had three. That's unbelievable.
I believe last year I was supposed to wear a tux at,
and I didn't.
How much did you spend on the tux?
What are the odds you're gonna have three more?
That's high bucks.
It's like, sort of paid for itself in the three.
I would say it is.
Yeah.
So nobody didn't have it for that, right?
No, I didn't have for two of them.
I had it for...
Oh, okay.
So I've worn it twice, and I didn't really want to buy it.
But you couldn't wear it for this.
I'll be honest with you, my girlfriend,
we were going to this big monstrous wedding in Mexico City last year, Oh, okay. So I've worn it twice and I didn't really want to buy it. But you couldn't wear it for this. I'll be honest with you, my girlfriend,
we were going to this big monstrous wedding
in Mexico City last year and she was like,
I want you to look good and I was a plus one.
So I was like, all right, I'll play it all.
So I bought it.
I got it.
Suit supply.
Very cool.
There you go.
That's where I got it.
If anybody's gonna ask.
Cool man.
I keep it, they head one just laying around in your size.
It was great fitting options on the website.
That was frustrating though,
that I have bought a tux and that,
apparently not all tuxes are created equal.
No, I guess not.
First time hearing it, I got all sorts of different finishes.
And so, I just will never understand the fluffy shirt.
Like the ruffle shirt, Like who decided to do that?
Like when did we decide that that was the pinnacle of formality?
It was maybe dry cleaners.
Yeah, I think a lot of that's like a wrinkle proofing, right?
Like just like.
No, I think dry cleaners are like, you know,
basically making it so that you have to spend as much money
as possible.
Oh, I see, I see.
On this.
You think this is a big dry cleaning?
This is all kind of like how the Michelin Star was started by a tire company?
Possibly. Just to get people to use their tires.
All the shabby restaurants.
Michelin, even though it's named after the tire company.
You know the tire company is French though.
Really? No, I didn't know that.
It's a French company, Michelin.
Really?
A French company. I didn't know that either.
God damn it.
All right, that's a width by me.
Neil, next time you're up in New York,
there's a town called Tuxedo Park.
Okay.
And that's in 1866, that's what the Tuxedo is named after.
It's this town of Tuxedo Park.
And so I have them to thank for the roster.
So you can go there and get some answers for your questions.
Okay.
I think the question everybody wants to know,
did anybody embarrass themselves,
who drank the most, you know, all these kinds of things?
And from where I'm sitting,
I have some fun of what things is embarrassing yourself.
Exactly.
I think everybody embarrass themselves
the proper amount.
So I had a bet out that Mr. Blaylock,
I forgot about that.
That I would be the first person
to break a drink on the dance floor.
He did?
He cashed that ticket.
I knocked my girlfriend's drink out of her hand.
Right on him and very good off.
No, it was like plus 125.
And I wasn't holding the drink, so I don't know big songs.
It was.
No, I came in hot with a cat daddy.
Woo!
At the wheelchair.
Yeah, I almost thought it was like a,
just smashing the glass, a high-end thing. Yeah, well almost thought it was like a, you know,
just smashing the, smashing the glass
a lot of high-end things.
Yeah, well, that's what I kind of put it off.
That's what I thought it was.
It looked like you just spiked it.
It was great.
I do want to give a shout out.
Hannah looked absolutely stunning.
Of course.
She was glow, she was positively radiant,
gorgeous dress.
Sali's.
Do we know who the dress was by?
Vera Wang. I don't know yet. I don't think it was. You could find who the dress was by? I'm Vera Wang.
I don't know yet.
I don't think it was.
You can find all these answers on Instagram.
Um, Solies Grandpa, absolutely legend.
Oh, yeah, he, Brady and I agreed, like, even if Fred doesn't want to be a part of the
hitter program, he is a hitter emeritus for life, for life fast-tracked.
I mean, he's a tenured hitter.
He usually got away four years after you're talking.
To be inducted.
His bust will go up when we put up the hitter hall fame.
Any other wedding things,
or should we just get to some straight questions?
Gosh, what a...
I would say so, you know, we all drank a little bit.
We had some differing schools of drinking.
Yeah, we did.
We could've...
To be fair, sorry, I don't mean to cut you off,
but even Thursday, we had a groom's been dinner.
And the boys got shlacked. That, I mean to cut you off, but even Thursday, we had a groom's been dinner, and the boys got shlacked.
That I think spooked everybody, at least spooked me.
We kinda caught like,
cause you go on into the long weekend.
You got goal or vibe in that night.
Or a rehearsal dinner Friday,
then you're into all day wedding activities,
leading up to the ceremony and the reception.
You know, I mean, all day wedding,
you gotta get a good game plan going with pictures and drinking whiskey.
I did a good job of turning it down a little bit on the rehearsal dinner night and then
ramp it up at the wedding. Sure.
I think we were all playing defense Friday night. That's, that's I think what I'm getting.
Yeah. But there's, but you were saying, when you get that vibe, that, that lightning and a bottle of
I like the all four of us, five of us were like, man, this is... You got a foster, that?
Yeah, we're all vibing right now.
And then DJ and I ended up taking a...
We walked like three miles.
Yeah, we ended up walking to the kill house from the restaurant
and then we just kept on walking by the kill house.
It's like 1 a.m.
Like, let's just keep going.
Randy and Tron were, Tron's driveway talking local politics
for till two in the morning.
Two hour-old race coming down.
Yeah, and huge.
T.C. was giving me all kinds of good information.
Yeah.
Can you order past anything?
To the list.
Oh, we're still making up our minds.
I think we're just, you know.
And then, you know, I think, I think the big, we're standing out there on the, it was
like a back, you know, like out back on this back lawn by the intercoastle waterway.
And there's these like massive boats going by. by and one of them had the biggest Trump fly
you've ever seen and there's Biden planes flying over
with Biden banners and there's Trump planes flying over
which are banners.
It was like a dog fight.
It was crazy out on the beach just as far as all the
political advertising and everything.
Swing state life.
But yeah, and the air and sea, maybe. But yeah. And Aaron C, baby.
Exactly.
Just standing out there, I was like,
I'm gonna send it tonight.
I had like five man hatins.
This was Friday at the rehearsal.
Yeah.
Dinner.
And then, yeah, this was after all the,
I totally forgot.
I would have died if I would have done that.
I was in back by like 945 or 10.
I woke up at 7, it was great. So one thing I would have done that. I was in back by like 9.45 or 10. I woke up at 7.
It was great.
So one thing I will say on that note,
and we'll get back into some wedding questions.
But of course, everybody had too much to drink at the wedding.
Nobody slept great.
You know, yada, yada, yada.
I do want to give a special commendation to TC
who not only did all of those things,
slept horribly, has a newborn child.
He was a woken from what I'm told.
He was a woken very early this morning
by his son, Freddy, hitting him in the head.
Woke up, was dragged to a four year old birthday party.
Just like a backyard.
And then had to go out with kids bouncing around
on like one of the, you know, moon bounce things.
Then had to go out of the sun and play golf left-handed.
You know, I've free got day.
Hot day, no complaints, no bad attitude out of Trump.
That was truly impressive.
I did, he showed up, Randy didn't show.
I would have been in the show.
I did slam my club a couple times.
There was a PGA junior league out there.
That's true.
And these guys are like, T-Seq,
not in front of the kids, man.
Yeah, exactly. I thought we kept hearing. No, we had this group And these guys are like, T.C. Not in front of the kids, man. Yeah, exactly.
I thought we kept...
No, we had this group of old guys behind us all day.
And they kept, like, you know, it was kind of a,
we waited a long time out there at Jack's Beach Day,
which was, you know...
We never planned the weekend.
Yeah, we were only planning the weekend.
And so I felt like every time those guys
were really stacked up with us,
and they were waiting for us to tee off,
that was when T.C. would pump one of the water.
F**k! F**k! F**k!
And they were just like, man, this guy's not saying anything.
It's nothing, and this is probably a good prelude for not this week's
Taurus sauce, but next week's Taurus sauce.
Correct.
I agree.
But like, I'm totally fine missing pots all day.
I'm totally fine chunking wedges, blading irons, whatever you want to do.
If I miss more than three or four fairways,
the golf's not fun if you can't hear your driver.
Well said, agree.
So that was just, you know.
All right, a couple of pointed specific wedding questions.
This one, of course, friend of the program
and contributor, Bunky Perkins.
What is everyone's biggest liability on the wedding dance floor?
What's your biggest weakness on the dance floor?
Or if you need a second, I know mine for sure.
Is when everyone circles up and you get shoved out in the middle, no idea.
You don't have a go to?
I do not have a go to.
I was fucking terrified that was going to happen.
See, I'm more of a...
My...
Big group dancer, I can dance with the group the whole night,
but-
I'm a little bit of a one trick pony.
After the cat daddy wheelchair move,
if you come back around to me,
like last night it didn't come back around,
but if you do, I don't have any more bag,
anything in the bag of tricks, like it's-
I do the one in the list.
The one in the list was great.
It's not really a dance,
and then never really expects me to dance, I don't-
You're kinda just expressing yourself.
At that point. Like, all all dancing is liability for me.
I was making it to make about grade vibes out there.
The biggest liability is trying to dance
before I'm properly inebriated.
Yeah, I think there's listeners that can relate to that.
But then also like getting low,
which they didn't play James Brown,
shout the shout song last night.
But it's always tough for me to get low on the.
Well, when you were worried about a pants-plating situation, too.
Yeah, those pants were tight.
They were tailored tight.
This question, JJ Mickey, this is a great question.
Bigger number when it's all said and done.
Number of little solries running around or additional Jordan's Beef majors.
I'm gonna go additional Jordan's Beef majors.
God, at this point I'm saying. I joining the speed majors. Oh, God, at this point I'm saying I'm a little solid.
I know, I think it's biggest.
This might be a pretty even one.
How old, Speed 27, 28, 27?
He's part of the 27 club.
I'll take Speed.
I don't think, I think Speed gets, you know, Speed
or it's gonna be a push.
You think Sally has two kids?
I don't think Sally's gonna have more than three kids,
and I think space is gonna win three more majors, at least.
You know what, just for the sake of...
He's so good at August.
I hope everyone...
I'm on two and two.
I hope everyone gets what they want.
I'm gonna say three and three.
You say, well, I don't know if they want.
I don't know how many kids they want.
I shouldn't say that, but...
Yeah, that question gets heavy.
What if it's a mid-age?
Yeah.
Now we're prettyjeeing.
Neil, you should be thanking me.
I talked to a girlfriend out of wanting to buy a dog.
Yeah, Carson.
It's deep and nice.
I think she was gonna buy one like I crazed this last night.
Dog, when I said that Rannie's not comfortable with dogs,
that's what I've been used to been using for.
I love a dog, I just thought, not there yet, I don't have, you know.
This was probably a home for her.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, Neil's homeless right now, if we haven't mentioned that.
This is a question from Leigh the Hook.
This is probably much more for Tron and Randy, I would say.
What's the most embarrassing thing
Sali's done off the golf course?
Besides the earrings?
I was gonna say the earrings, that's all I know.
Two big studs.
The earrings.
The one in each ear.
The stuff that he wore at Miami.
I mean, it's the earrings, right?
And like the white shoes they were wear.
Like these white Nike's.
Were they, they weren't the Adidas All Stars.
The bright white Adidas All Stars.
No, they were like, they kind of look like
the shoes that Pete Carroll wore.
It's like, except for their Nike's
and not like new balance or whatever.
That's really it.
And then, you know, he just does some hot,
you know, he likes being a hot dog on the golf course.
Sure. Well, they were asking specifically off the golf.
Listen to his best man.
It sound like he likes being a hot dog everywhere.
That's, I think there were some hot dogs
in the basketball court that maybe made it
sway around central Ohio.
TC, you took some heat for your look.
Wouldn't call it heat.
I would call it heat. wouldn't call it heat.
I would call it heat.
I would call it heat.
I just want to read it.
I want to say to anyone trying heat for his head.
It's the best I've seen you look at.
It's awesome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody, you know,
chimes in, I'm like, whoa, whatever,
juice juice hair.
Like the airline jokes, it's like,
we're not, come with something fresher, mother fuckers.
Guys, we're not very, we're not,
like I've had my head shape
for the last few years.
Exactly.
Somehow Neil looks like my mom's side of the family,
but has this full head of hair.
When all of my mom's brothers are the baldest people
you've ever seen.
And then I look like my dad's side of the family,
but I've got my mom's brothers,
hairline anyway.
I want to give a shout out to dadley,
who said you look like you own a deli.
It is a real asset to the church softball team.
Which I thought was a pretty good thing.
Well, I think if I own a deli,
I'd be an asset to the synagogue softball team.
Well, that's possible,
depending on the kind of deli, yeah.
But I do wanna go back.
It's just like, you guys all often call me
the bravest man that you know.
Okay, usually.
And all many people would be called to you.
I think it's the same thing that's going on with the hair
and the look right now.
I'm not there yet.
It's gonna take me another six months
to get the hair where I want it.
I think the mustache is coming nicely.
It's a tremendous stash.
I was jealous of the stash.
I was looking around the corner people.
Think about where this is going.
I wish I had a stash.
I don't even think you need to apologize.
I legitimately thought you looked excellent at the way.
For sure.
I know, I could not support your look more.
It's not like a, hey, Tron, I know you're trying
to go that way around.
I think you should, like,
I thought I was so not at all.
I am so in.
I want to look like the guy from ancient aliens.
What are the guy from Palantir?
Yeah, that was carp.
I want to say, we had some other ones.
We also think he looks like the guy that stole airbud.
Somebody sent that one in, which is funny.
A tenured physics professor.
And either he looks like the actor from Coach Yose from Remember The Titans.
But specifically Will Patton in Gone in 60 seconds.
Sure.
He's got the hair like slick back, you know? But it's, it's a, you know.
I think the best thing are firing.
The best thing about the hair is all the people are like,
who's gonna shave it first like cat or trot?
Like you go, come on, come on, give it up, give it up.
It's been shaved for years.
And this, six years ago.
There are so many people who are like, man,
if I didn't, if I, if I just looked over at the gun,
it's 60 seconds from that.
That's pretty good.
I didn't look at that.
It's on my own, right?
It's fucking, I nailed it.
There's so many people, many people listening who are like,
man, if I didn't, if I didn't have to go into the office,
I would do this.
If I didn't have to do this, I'd do this.
TC's living for all those people.
Hell yeah, why not?
You know what happens?
You know what?
It wasn't really even a conscious decision to start growing
it out.
I started growing it out because, A, because Freddie has the best flow ever, and then B,
somebody sent me a visor, and I hadn't been able to wear a visor because I've had my
head shave for years.
Now you got some hair covered.
And I love wearing, just like visors are just obnoxious.
It's like fun to wear here in Florida when it's hot out.
And so I can wear a visor again,
even if I got a little bald spot out there.
So on the flip side, Mr. Buttercuts said,
Sean Carter to his barber,
give me the cussers last day.
And
a lot of people were asking,
if I have to check in,
if I go to a chocky cheese,
those are low-hates.
You're gonna come with the ball jokes. Yeah, come with something like butter cut
That's that is strong. Exactly. That's great
TC keep it going man. Oh well you're so courageous
You're the bravest man. I know
This was the last question I want to get to because I think it's segues to our last
Our last topic this from Jim Anderson, whose heart rate was higher?
Niels on the last green or solid at the wedding?
Of course, of course, this is a reference.
If you don't follow us on social media,
we need like a breaking news button.
Niels.
Niels.
Niels, isn't it G, what's your middle name?
Griffith.
Griffith Schuster has broken par for the first time.
This weekend at the Pond of Eager Inclubs recently renovated Ocean Course.
Neil, talk to us through the details here.
Shot 70, shot one under TC, which kind of shurping me.
There were a few things,
rose above some adversity.
First, gnarly hangover.
Like, GJ came to pick me up,
suddenly schedule early round of golf.
And we're supposed to be out of the door at 740.
DJ shows up at 745.
I'm not ready to go.
We're wearing the same shirt.
I'm like, oh, we go upstairs to drink for shirt.
We can't look like, you know, both of the point.
You show off, you're wearing the same shirt as Randy. I'm wearing the same shirt I'm gonna go upstairs and drink my shirt. We can't look like, you know, both of you. You're in the same shirt as Randy.
It's not my shirt, I'm baby.
Yeah, money round vibes.
I don't have my clubs.
My clubs have been in the back of my car,
which is at the Tom Bush dealership
because I had a crack windshield.
And I thought it was gonna be a quick fix,
turned into like, it's been like 10 days.
So I've got a loner, but I didn't get my clubs out
because I thought I'd get it back in a couple days.
I wasn't playing golf until a week later.
So you did not have your own clubs.
And then I don't throw Tom Bush, BMW.
No, no, no, no, that was a poor, you know,
poor scheduling on my, it's kind of a mix of like,
there was the carnivore to be real line, whatever.
I go into the garage, I'm like,
DG give me a minute, I get to kind of go put a bag together
in the garage because we got some old sets in there. And so I throw together the garage, I'm like, DG can you give me a minute? I get to kind of go put a bag together in the garage, because we got some old sets in there.
And so I throw together a bag,
I forget to put a driver in, so I don't have a driver.
And I just kind of have a three wood, five wood,
and then a bunch of apex pro irons,
which on the black dot apex pro irons.
So like zero offset at all, the sweet spots, like the size of it.
Yeah, not the kind of clubs you want to hit when your hands are shaking on the first day for, like,
dehydration. And then we get out there and it's carpath only. The widest fairies.
And all the carpaths seem to always be on the wrong side of the whole. They're on the left.
And everybody in the right. There was two or three spots out there
where I, like second hole, I thought, you know,
Tron had like 175 in and I was like,
oh, well, I'm probably like somewhere in that range
and then I get over there and I'm like,
dude, this is like a 122 shot.
I have a seven iron like, oh, let me just like hit it
like a bump in, you know, just like try to do something
like DJ or T stuff where I'm, let me,
let me chip you cut this seven in there. Like not good. So I start off, I hit the first
T shot in the water and I get up and down for a mega four. Second hole, hit the T shot
in the water. So I ended up making double on two, some two over. And then on three T,
I, we were playing with Jeff and young hitter and Andrew and Andrew's a pro.
I said, Andrew, don't judge me, but I'm going to change the setting.
My driver was set up on like a three wood.
Three wood.
So I'm going to change my settings.
I said, I said, you have a tool because it was set up.
Frankly, TZ, you don't have that power though.
It was set up on a plus one and a plus.
And a block go blessed.
And like a fade setting.
You know, so I'm like, oh, no wonder I'm hitting
these like mega-quees into the canal.
Like, so I tuned it down to minus one.
It's a little good in the canal.
A little good in doing it.
And minus one of the,
we hope eventually it will be a canal.
Here, let's do our trap job about commissioner for a day.
Ideas. And then I started hitting it great. Yeah, pretty much from that on the
three wood off the tee was like, Oh, this is now you had a laser into the long
part five or long, long part three, fifth, and then the sixth hole was really
where it. So you were, you were what, you were four over through three. So I went
double and then I went bogey bogey. And then I parred the par three and then I
equaled four through four.
And then I eagled is that the fifth or the sixth six six six.
He hit the grossest like such a good five would
and landed in the perfect spot feeds in off this slope has
I'm going to 12 14 feet.
I know everything on Friday.
I made a million puts.
Would you like to shout out your putter?
Yes, it was the Stroke Lab Odyssey 7,
the one the Claw one.
Yeah.
And it's like, I usually play with a 34 inch putter.
I like something a little shorter.
It was like 38.
Yeah, it's really long.
So I'm also like I was doing the arm lock thing.
But it just for some reason I was just soft hands.
You made the, you made a great birdie on, what you birdie eight. You made a great birdie on what you birdied eight.
You made a...
No, no, no, no.
I made a cart path only bogey on seven.
I hit it in the bunker, didn't have the right club
when I got there.
Had the range finder with me, but I was like,
oh crap.
I'll just like choke up on a pitching wedge
instead of getting the gap wedge.
It could be out.
And then I hit the lip from the bunker and then I tried to do the same thing on a pitching wedge instead of getting the gap wedge. It could be out! And then I hit the lip from the bunker
and then I tried to do the same thing
with the pitching wedge from like 104.
But then you, the original island green,
where you're so...
Nine.
They had the, or they were supposed
to have the rider cup there in the,
like 1941 or 70s, like 39 or 40, yeah.
And then, you know, where were two happened?
And then, it's obviously canceled Christmas.
And so it's like the original line of green,
it's not really an island, it's like a fucking continent.
It's a big island.
But Neil makes a great putt there,
and then we go to the back.
What'd you bring on the back?
10, yeah.
10, so that got you to,
because you were, you should.
That got me 38 on the front. Yeah, so that got you to, because you were, you, you got me 38 on the front.
Yeah, so that got me to one over.
And then I par, par, and that birdie, the par five.
Birdie the par five, and after that, Neil says to me,
he says, like, yo, I don't wanna alarm you,
but like, I'm even par.
This is at 13, where normally the call would be made.
Yeah, and I made a point to call it out.
So, and then from what I can see in the group of Hedemy,
birdies 15, birdies 16, get to 200.
So yeah, it's a filthy wedge on,
but he was leaning into the fact that he was,
he was like, dude, let's just talk about it.
We're gonna talk about it, we're gonna get out in the open,
we explained it to Jeff, we explained it to Andrew.
And so, yeah, 15, you hit a,
that could have been a squirrelly,
you hit it way farther left to the ball.
I hit a bad boy.
I turned the three wood over there.
And around the corner, big dog leg left.
430 yard, par four dog leg left.
And I got 100 yards in and I hit an awesome wedge in there.
Did exactly what I wanted to do.
The wind started to pick up, too.
On the high wind, six holes.
And so I was hitting some good golf shots.
And I just kinda of great distance control.
One thing I'll say is on the par 5, 15th, 14th.
That is a hard hole number one and I, that's where in the past, I'll try to do too much.
It's like, okay, you're your even man, like, you gotta, you start pressing and I did and
I was patient there.
I made a good par there, just a really solid par And then 15, yeah, then 15, I went like, okay, now we're even par still.
Got a great spot.
And then I made a few pots, man.
So 15, 16, I made probably two 12 footer on 15, five footer on 16, both for birdie.
You've stuffed it on 16.
That was when I texted these guys and I said hey like
It's happened. It's like watch out because that's I
On under it's Carter Jeff on there after 16. I mean 17 18. He's got two shots to play with
Yeah, I mean he's stuffed a wedge into 20-mile an hour wind to
What five feet and then and then yeah, and then we're like all right like it's the widest fairway in the world on seven days.
Well that's an intimidating tea shop water right OB left.
Timminating second check because it's all like basically blind.
So I hit a good three wood out in the middle and then I came up short.
I didn't got a little timid on the approach.
Didn't want to at Icarito air mail.
So I came up short and I hit a great ship and made a five footer down the hill.
So that was a nervy putt for par for par.
So there's still.
Because there's no way, if you don't make that up and down,
there's no way going to 18 that you don't evacuate yourself.
I agree.
That was a big putt.
It's a trickle down the hill.
But 18, I had a good, what I thought was a good drive.
Just like, I got the whole world right.
I had a, you know, a pretty comfy fade.
It wasn't a slice, but it was up the right side.
And then it kind of gets down
behind these palm trees over there on the 18.
Didn't hit a great second shot,
but ended up in what I thought was a pretty good spot.
And he's trying to play away from the long left miss.
Cause it's like wind in on the left.
And it's like, it's like, it's like,
it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,. So I came up short left, I was like, oh cool, good spot.
And it was almost the same chip as the whole before.
That chip grabbed, this one didn't,
like released onto the back fringe.
And then I had this downhill put for par.
For par, and I kinda went after that one
because I was thinking like how sick would it be
if this goes in?
That you hit 6.69.
Yeah, I was 6.68.
Oh, 68, so yeah.
No, that one was 6.9.
So the par, and I wanted, yeah. So I blow it like four feet by, and was 16, I was 68. So yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the, uh, salary. DJ's watching from the fairway.
We're in here back there in the fairway,
solid max, all the time.
And then on one hand, I'm like, oh my God, like,
make this fucking putt, you know,
and the other hand, I'm like, well, you know,
DJ and Rainier, do we bomb?
Cause I didn't do it on straps.
Maybe I should like, maybe I should object
and just pick the ball up and walk off.
That's what we were saying in the group behind.
That was, but I respect the game too much,
cause then it would all be fake, right?
Like, it's like, oh no, like, then you're short-chaining the viewers, and I don't think it
changes anything for strapped, because I think it, I agree whole-heartedly with that.
Can you do it when the red lights on?
Yeah, and declare it, like, I'm doing it this time.
And when your budget depends upon it.
And I think I likened it, you know, after the fact to, let me say first of all, Randy and
I think we're, we felt a after the fact to, let me say first of all, Randy and I, I think we're,
we felt there.
We felt a little bit of that, like,
oh gosh, he's too under really, like we're not there.
Like, wow, this is, that's a bummer.
And then, just seeing Subon, you gotta know where,
you know, like, oh, yeah, I guess today,
the jubilation of everybody up on the green in front of us.
I mean, it was, it was absolutely dynamite.
Sully comes in for the big hug.
You know, he's getting married.
It was just, dude, great.
That's a nice box on me.
Exactly, it was absolutely fantastic.
And V Disrespect was a huge difference.
First we'll stuff up on Insta.
People, we got like a probably 2000 plus messages.
Like it's gonna take all week to go through.
It was, honestly, when I put one in, I was hyped.
It was like, I feel it.
Of course.
It felt really fucking.
The elephant heads off your back.
We're messaging.
I thought it felt a little, I would like in it to, you know, hopefully our next draft,
we'll see, who knows where we're going to go, who knows where we're going to play.
Hopefully that's the 97 masters to your 59 at Isleworth for Tiger, basically, right?
Where he just blew the doors off Isleworth, shot 59, and then goes out and wins the 97
masters by a billion.
Yeah.
But do you think, so not having a driver in the bag, do you think that was part of the
secret sauce where you're just hitting it that well with the irons that, and putting
that well that it didn't matter.
I think it had something to do with it. Um, yeah, I just didn't admit,
well, I don't know because I hit in the water twice
like off the tee, like it wasn't like I hit the tee ball
that well all day.
I just putted really well.
Period.
I don't normally put that.
I don't make six birdies ever, you know,
that's just a ton of,
a lot of eagle.
Six birdies and an eagle, like, I just played,
I putted really well.
Golf's, like, golf's a lot easier when you make, when you're making pups. Four, five, six birdies in an eagle. Like I just played, I potted really well. Golf's a lot easier when you're making pups.
Four, five, six birdies, you make eagle.
Yeah, like, and 10, 12 footers, 20 footers goes in.
So I will say it's a good lesson in,
I've always had my best rounds when there's zero expectations.
Like my career low, 69, I shot it,
I hadn't played in two or three weeks.
I'd, you know, driven four and a half, like a flown to Denver,
drove four and a half hours from Denver to Dismore River
and then went out there, blind,
eagled the first hole, I'm thinking,
oh, like yeah, like I'm gonna call that 90 today
if I eagled the first hole.
And then yeah, I just kinda like kept,
you know, kept it between the Mayo and the mustard.
And because it's like you're not trying to live up to anything,
you're not trying it just comes to you.
I had some whiffs of that today.
I don't know if I was gonna be upright today
and put together a nice round.
It's a fun, I think you're right,
no expectations is big.
What do you think, Shiver?
Well, I loved it all the boys were there.
What I was worried about was that I was gonna do it up
in the North East over the summer. I was like, NGLA, I was out about was that I was gonna do it up in, you know, the Northeast over the summer.
I was like, NGLA, out of South Korea.
That's a good point.
It was, it was like, everywhere was dead.
That was fun.
It could have been much better.
Summer set hills, nobody there.
But like, check it out guys.
And you've been like, yeah, FU.
All right, Neil, congratulations man.
Thanks guys.
Thanks guys.
Great stuff.
Great weekend from everybody.
I didn't get to watch much F1, anybody watch it.
I caught a little bit of it. I watched more of qualifying yesterday than I did.
I actually watched it all on tape delay. Okay. I woke up. Massive tape delay.
I want to apologize on behalf of Leve Lance Stroll.
Thank you. He nuked Lando. Dirty, dirty racing. The start was bananas.
Cool track. Carlos signs jumped out from like, I don't know
where you started fifth, sixth maybe. Kimmy Rykonen jumped like 10 spots on the first lap
because everybody's tires, they couldn't get their tires warm. But in the end, there was all sorts
of elevation changes. Hamilton took over cementing goats It's very, very boring result race.
Well, it's 25 seconds.
But it was his 90 second career win,
new F1 world record.
Charlotte Claire, P4, Pierre, P5, good job Pierre.
Good job, yeah.
Albonz officially been put on notice.
Yeah, Albonz, I think it's been a long time coming.
I mean, I thought I officially officially put on notice weeks ago.
Exactly.
But he's a disgrace.
And did nothing to help himself today.
Verstappen Laptum, he finished outside the points.
It was very disappointing.
Last place from our landstroll.
Our boy, our boy Georgie got up into seventh at one point.
I thought he ran an awesome race.
Just, you know, just doesn't have enough car
to finish in the points.
But, yeah, no safety cars, really clean race otherwise.
Stroll spun out, but got back on the track,
but then it had to pit and retire eventually.
And then, you know, NFL today,
the Falcons found a new way to lose.
Do you guys see that? No.
Uh, they were, they were, let me just say you couldn't, you, there's no amount of money.
I don't think for me to watch a Falcons.
I'm not going to lie in this game.
Um, that's, that's good.
I just watched some highlights of it, but I, they were, they were going in for the
score with like, almost zero time left.
Gurley, instead of like falling and just not scoring,
and then they could kneel and run the ball out,
he waltzes into the end zone
and then the Lions come down and score.
It was amazing.
Which I'm actually happy as a Falcons fan
because I wanted to keep losing
because I think, you know, it's a full on rebuild.
And then it's tough seen down there in Dallas.
Do you wanna apologize for the red rifle?
You've slurped them for years.
He's one of my least favorite players in the entire league.
He was a total fraud with Cincinnati.
There's only one thing left for for Jair.
Yeah, Dallas got rocked by the Washington football team
and they need to call on the cucumber.
It's time to call on the cube.
You know what they're giving the Columbia football quarterback, Sean Brackett, my quarterback
out of Columbia.
What's he been doing for the last?
He's been in the arena league playing for the team and the pirates, the Massachusetts
pirates or something.
He's been slinging the pee in the arena league
for like the last four years, five years.
And yeah, I think he's getting a workout this week.
He's not a big guy.
No, he's not.
He's a dual threat, but I don't know if he's,
I don't know, they must be desparados.
Just bringing the cuck.
Well, the rifle guy can cut,
so they're gonna have to sign somebody that sounds like.
That being said, gosh, where were we gonna go with that?
Exactly.
We're gonna wrap up now.
I think we're more than good.
I would love to hear you guys continue this conversation on the trap draw this week.
Do we have anything to look forward to on the trap draw?
You know what? We actually have a good one. It's already been recorded and dropping overnight.
We try not to have a conversation with Wright Thompson.
Oh my, senior writer.
God, I guess we have a Wright Thompson. Oh my, senior writer, the SPN.
Whoa, literally giant.
Sheesh!
We should have led, I forgot about that.
We should have led with that.
No, it's great.
He's got a new book coming out.
We talk a little bit about that.
We talk and then we just get into his life and his career
and his process.
We're sitting in a house right now
that we jokingly called the Kill House.
We covered that one.
Because of Wright's work.
Yeah, oh my God, that's cool.
Tourists sauce, we're going to Old Mac this week,
an episode narrated by Randy.
Randy guy, I think the say about Old Mac.
I just, you know, I, I, I, I don't think I'm gonna convince
everybody.
It's the best course at Bannon.
People have their minds pretty well made up,
but I hope I can convince people why it's a cool course
and, you know, what's, what's neat about it a cool and neat
Course also like shout out. It's gonna be a complete sweepstakes the next two weeks in the pro shop. Yeah hoodies are coming back
Performance t-shirts performance long sleeve shirts restock of the hoaterness and born stuff T.C.
Been working hard on that T.C. got the resupply restock on how got I got the plug
Hutter covers. I mean a total sweepstakes
We're probably some news letter out.
We've got the hotter covers.
On Wednesday or Thursday.
So look out for that.
I'll probably send something out on Twitter.
But yeah, big week for the,
from all parts of the analytics.
That's all these,
all these probably off the grid for a few days.
I'm gonna hope Saul is off the grid.
I'm gonna be off the grid a little bit.
I think up in Piner's.
I'll share some Instagram stuff.
I'm gonna document the journey on Instagram. So follow up. You got a feel good, I think, up in Pinehurst. I'll share some Instagram stuff. I'm gonna document the journey on Instagram.
So, follow that.
You got to feel good, Lauren made the cut.
Lauren Reynolds's sweet.
She was first alternate into the LPGA event,
got in, made the cut, I think T37, T39, something like that.
So, yeah, we're feeling great.
Her team and I feel great going to talk.
I forgot what I wanted to talk about.
The first baseball action I've watched.
Oh my God, same.
Same.
Randy Texas today and he's like, hey man, like.
This was the end of game four of the last night.
Last night.
This would have been Saturday night.
Yeah.
Those were the first pitches I've watched
in probably three years.
It was bottom of the ninth inning.
And like you felt like something,
like there was something weird going on and then
Randy texted this morning he was like hey like I had like watched I had to
rewatch the highlights because I thought I dreamed that last night it was so
very spooky. I'm glad you guys could see such a fun baseball ending like that was
that was very cool it reminded me of why I once liked what it only happens you
don't want to be five years ago. Come on. Come on. Come on. It's a little like golf in that way.
All right let's cut it there. So all right congratulations if you've made it It only happens, you don't want to be five years. Come on. A little bit. A little like golf in that way.
All right, let's cut it there.
So, all right, congratulations.
If you've made it this far, which I hope you haven't,
and I hope you do another stuff this week.
But congratulations.
Congratulations, Amriss.
Congratulations, Amriss.
And Mrs. Solomon.
Indeed.
So, all right.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Give it a right club.
Feed a right club today.
Yes. It's gonna be the right club. Be the right club today. Yes!
That is better than most.
How about in?
That is better than most.
Better than most!
Expect anything different.