No Laying Up - Golf Podcast - NLU Podcast, Episode 368: Zozo Recap

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

Soly is now married. The rest of the crew gathers to recap Patrick Cantlay's win at the Zozo, Bryson's latest video and the rest of the weekend at Sherwood. We also get into the LPGA and Euro Tour eve...nts before a deep dive into Soly's wedding, Neil breaking par for the first time, and your questions.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 That's better than most. That is better than most. Better than most Expect anything different should I say the same thing? So I says ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the no-ling up podcast DJ here big Randy here on your left on your left. It's all he always gives directional That's right cues sitting across the table sitting across the table for me Mr. Neil Schuster big week for Neil We're gonna get into all that Neil how are you good? Can we get an air horn dad's not I don't know which one the air horn is just start hitting them
Starting point is 00:00:53 No Welcome Sunday night, baby, and of course, I would be remiss if I didn't mention T.C. He's here as well. Try on how are you man? I can't drink like I used to. All right, I can drink, I just can't recover. Like a lot of that going around. But first of all, welcome, welcome. We're gonna go to Zozo town. We're going through the Zozo a little bit.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Just a little bit. We're gonna go through our different schools of drinking. That's what I'm saying, we're gonna go through the Zozo just a little bit. We're gonna go through some other tours just a little bit. We are gonna do some professional golf stuff, but I'm gonna be honest, I've been kind of a conscientious objector to much of the fall golf since the US open, got back into it a little bit today.
Starting point is 00:01:32 I think everybody else probably in that same boat, is that fair to say? It was a good feeling. We caught the back. Great finish. I'm guessing though, the listeners are probably here to listen to us talk about tour golf this weekend, and what better way to get that rolling than by talking about Calaway's latest tour inspired irons. Do you guys see what we did here?
Starting point is 00:01:52 Well done, Randy. I got a lot of ideas. I'm taking control. We mentioned briefly last week that Calaway announced the release of the newest iteration of their X forged CB irons. If you've seen solid what's in the bag video, you know that tour players like Madeline Sagsstrom and Jim Furik proudly game the same xforged irons
Starting point is 00:02:12 as he does. And these are the new version of those. The xforged CB irons are now in the bag of notorious non-club switcher Kevin Kisner, who said, and I quote, sound is feel to me, and the new xforged CB irons are the best sounding irons I've hit in a long time, end quote, end quote.
Starting point is 00:02:30 For him to put new irons in the bag says a lot. The X forage CB are a player's iron with soft feel, packed with technology to help ensure precise distance control, workability and flighting. Take a look at the new X forage CB irons at calwaygolf.com, the new X-Forge CB Irons from Calaway makers of the number one Irons in golf. They're sexy. I'm very intrigued. Randy, that was a great job, man.
Starting point is 00:02:54 They know, Sully makes it look pretty easy. It's not so easy. You did a great job. Thank you. It's going to take Sully another 18's gonna talk about it. He's gonna order him. And he's gonna... Well, that would be an easy change for him, because it'd be in the same family. Yeah, but he's just a creature. Like, he's a creature of habit. Like, he switched to the jaw's wedges
Starting point is 00:03:14 and he switched back and he's like, wait, why did I switch back? Why don't I just keep those in the back? They're sick. Well, we should mention for the uninitiated, we should explain why Salis not here and why the inmates have taken over the asylum. Of course, Salis was married this weekend
Starting point is 00:03:28 to his beautiful fiance, Hannah, down at the Ponte Vigia in and club. We were all lucky enough to be in attendance at a beautiful ceremony, you know, out on the beach. It was out on the beach, great, great courtyard reception. It was just, it was fantastic. Courtyard like outside courtyard, not courtyard Maryot, just for those that are not there's anything wrong with that at all. So I think we'll
Starting point is 00:03:49 get into that a little bit on the back half. Let's start with professional golf. Patrick Cantlay, your winner at the Zozo Championship. Welcome to Zozo Town. Neil, you're a big cantlay guy. Is that fair to say? I am very intrigued by Cantlay. He is a, he's not the cat, but he strikes me more as a cat than in personality. He feels like he feels like the Sphinx a little cold Sphinx a lemur. Yes, so he's just kind of a little unpredictable on the eyes. I don't know what's going on. I mean, you know, but he's a he's a killer too. I mean, he just kind of doesn't play a lot. Seems like has dealt with some serious injuries and he's back, man. And his game is impressive.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I would also like to say, I love his threads. The Hugo Boss fit is pretty crispy. I mean, it's kind of got a, maybe an Adam Scott vibe back in the day. That's fair to say. Like the outfits do. Now, without the brown stuff that Scott's wearing now, but I'll let TC comment on that.
Starting point is 00:04:48 I don't like the Marcus. I don't like that. That's true. The white sweater he was wearing today. That was a great sweater today. Great sweater. The cable net thing. He tends to play really well in the fall.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Yeah, two of his three wins are in the fall. Vegas. And then he lost a playoff in Vegas last year as well. So, you know, he's like Reggie Jackson, Mr. October. You know, I kind of alluded to it at the top, but I wouldn't say we were hyper plugged into the golf tournament. This week, there's going to be a lot of stuff we're just straight up not going to get to because we didn't see.
Starting point is 00:05:22 We don't want to be disingenuous here. So, what I would recommend is if you are looking for a hardcore golf fix, go back and listen to the Patrick Cantler interview. That's all he did. It's one of my absolute favorites. It is fascinating what that guy does just to get ready for golf tournaments.
Starting point is 00:05:35 How early he has to get there, all the back problems he went through. I mean, it's like, it's super soft, man. It's extremely thoughtful. Yeah. And that just, this isn't even a coverage take, but that's the stuff that it's just so hard to convey that while you're watching him play off.
Starting point is 00:05:51 You know why he might stand out, Neil? He might not be good. He might not be programmed to just spew cliches. That's what I liked that about him. Exactly. He's not, I'm not gonna do your dance. I don't, he doesn't show a lot of emotion. And when we've said a lot that we want more guys
Starting point is 00:06:08 that are fiery and, you know, if it's T-Rail having on one side or like showing emotion when you're- T-R-Lord, T-R-L. But, can't let his like, no, he's like the other end of the spectrum where he's just cold-blooded man. And I think when he's in the hunt and I turn on the TV
Starting point is 00:06:24 this afternoon, I'm like, oh man, like, you know, the jackals in. Like, you know, like, he's got surgical, man. It's got some most dangerous game, but. Yeah, he's got some, like, he, like, when we talk about dogs and killers, like he's a killer. We call him the so-called yet killing. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:38 And dearingly, I think and dear and dearingly. Yeah, it's a great movie. Fincher, Fincher's got a movie coming out. That one movie coming out. Really? Mink. It's about the screenwriter of Citizen Kane. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:50 We can get in, it's black and white, I think. Netflix only. Is that a little inside, you know, inside baseball? I think it might be a little bit of a, you know, two for them, one for me. Sure, I'm gonna sit you back. Sure. But we can take that offline.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Speaking of some people being murdered today, JT, tough self-inflicted wounds, come down to the test. The shot that he hit on, what was that, 17? Who could say that? From the fairway? 16. No, that was sick too, but like the Mondoqueef,
Starting point is 00:07:18 but the thing that he hit, the one he was short on the par three, in the year that was 17, the par three. That was 15. That was 15? Yeah. I don't know. three. Yeah, that was 17 to par three. That was 15. That was 15? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Like I said, again,
Starting point is 00:07:29 that course looks long week. That should be the most into the Patrick Kale. Long week. That course looks so bad. Like, talking to somebody about it, like I've been there once. Which is really good. It looks spectacular.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Like, it's a great, well, you mean you just look bad? Like, it looks so like poorly designed, but also like fun. I could see this might be a horrible comp. I've been to each of these places once, and I didn't play either of them, but it almost reminded me of Shadow Creek a little bit where it's like, yeah, I don't remember any of the golf holes, like I don't remember any of them. But like what if like who placed it, it's like walk around, like what a, what a feat,
Starting point is 00:08:03 you know, it's just, can you tell the story of when you were there? I was, I was there once, there's really not much story to tell, but I was there. It was a bit of a step brother situation, you know, super chef Bobby Flay, Chris Dottry. I was, I was, I was,
Starting point is 00:08:17 I was, during, while I was working at scratch, in the PJ tour, I was, chatting for Eric Anders Lang. We were shooting some video stuff. And also in our group was Craig T Nelson, Kaitlyn Jenner, former RIP Craig T Nelson, by the way. We'll get in that in a second. No, we should tie the loop on that
Starting point is 00:08:39 because we absolutely will not circle back to that. Rest of our group was Cure, because Dancif at the time, I believe Curek Dixon now does some good stuff with the USGA, and yes, we're part of it. So it was a complete murderers row. Was this before, was this Caitlin Jenner, or was this Bruce?
Starting point is 00:08:54 This was Caitlin Jenner. Yeah, this was Caitlin Jenner. And how's her game? She fucking murders the ball. Murderers the ball. Like, it's unreal. And Craig, like they went way back. I mean, Craig's played a lot of golf with Bruce and Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:09:11 And it was a, it was a wild scene. I mean, it was, it was like, I think she made kind of a, were you on mushrooms during all this? I think all this happened. Like I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure I got a spoken J. I'm not a species. No, I'm a species. No, I'm pretty staring on them. I think all this happened. Like I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure I got a spoken J. I'm not a species. I'm not a species. No, I'm pretty, I'll try to dig up a photo.
Starting point is 00:09:30 I'm pretty sure this happened. All right, so going back to Craig T. Well, no, so on the first tee, I remember Caitlin was making kind of a, I think it was like right after, was it Vanity Fair? I put it on the cover, I think. Like the Om Caitlin thing that was very famous. I put it on the cover, I think. Like the Om Kate one, I think that was very famous. I think it was right after that. And yeah, she made like a thing about,
Starting point is 00:09:51 I think she was the first transgender woman to play in a program. So then it was like which tease is she gonna play? And so she, she very, it was like, I think she was trying to make it into content. Like no, no, no, you should make it like a which tea will I play. Like we'll make people try to guess. And I think eventually they're like, I think she was trying to make it into content. Like, no, no, no, you should make it like a witch tea will I play. Like, we'll make people try to try to guess.
Starting point is 00:10:08 And I think eventually they're like, yeah, just, I think just hit it like whatever you think and get Craig T Nelson to his credit was like, we've played a ton of golf together and you, you nuke the ball. So like, you're playing back here. And sure enough, Coach always told her like it was. Yeah, so, so Randy and I, I can't remember where. Yeah, these are facts. When this one, I can't remember if her like it was. Yeah, so Randy and I, I can't remember when. Yeah, these are facts.
Starting point is 00:10:26 When this was a true story. I can't remember if I told Randy this or Randy told me this or we thought we heard it somewhere. We were convinced for like, we were four years that Craig T. Nelson had died and we were so upset about it. It was a hazy day and back at school and I think, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:10:42 somehow Craig T. Nelson came up and I remember like, I think he died. and I think, I don't know, somehow, Krike Dean Nelson came up and I remember, I'd try to, I think he died. Like I think he, I don't think, no, I'm almost positive. He's 100% still alive. Yes, 100% still. As far as this day. Very, very much alive, supposedly.
Starting point is 00:10:56 So he was on that really, really, I don't know, like kitschy show that my wife watches or watched on NBC. Yeah. Is it like the Patriot. This is family. The parenthood. This is family.
Starting point is 00:11:10 You're thinking of this as us, mixed with parenthood. This is family. Anyway, anyway. Randy and I are always really big fans. I always like coach. Of course. Coaches of course. I mean, coaches the gold stands of sports.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Yeah. I don't even know that there's all that many others. I'll kind of shut it down after that. Yes, for part of it, that is just a complete lunatic. Was everybody playing their own ball? I think it was a scramble from what I remember. Yeah. You got Randy, wasn't there? Well, I think that was the thing with Caitlin was,
Starting point is 00:11:39 he was a scramble and then she was fucking murdering the ball. Like, I think she was up 1-T or something. It was, Good thing JK something. It was good. They JK Rowling wasn't there. It'd be like, yo, this is why. This is why you can't be playing this sports. JK Rowling, listen, JK Rowling, I feel like is done her time in the court of public opinion.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I'd say so. For that one. The Harry Potter lady had a golf opinion? No. No, that's why don't we skip off this? This is not going in a good direction. Randy, keep your politics off my golf pod. Yeah, all right. You stick to sports, would you? JK Rowling got bodied by the the greater the greater press for some comments. You know what? I was thinking about it. Go let people it's going. Going back to Sherwood. After you finish the KLA pod,
Starting point is 00:12:19 which you should be listening to instead of this. Going back to show it. Sherwood reminds me of the Nicholas course in Montreux, out in Reno. Yeah, that's a good day. Similar kind of, you know, you got some creeks in front of, well, you guys are making fun of me because I was like, it wasn't this with a battle of big horn was playing. And I was like, no, that was big horn.
Starting point is 00:12:37 I was like, oh, I look the same. It's just, it was a shootout of Sherwood, sorry. I think that's what it was, or the skins game, or? Yeah, I know that's not only experienced with Sherwood is. Well, two. Was Big Horn the Night match? Yeah. Yeah, that was the one where they moved the rock tiger, right?
Starting point is 00:12:52 That was at Phoenix. No, that was Phoenix. It was one of the tournament. But yeah. Check it out, that was a real tournament. That's great. I remember Sherwood from one of those Skins matches, and then I remember Whitworth on the trap draw.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Andrew Whitworth, the left tackle for the Rams was sure that there surely you remember it from more than that because that's where they had the hero world challenge for the cat got his first like quote-unquote win after the first one Monday night golf was a series of match play golf challenge matches that ran from 99 to 2005. all the matches involved Tiger Woods, and they were all broadcast on ABC. The first match was played at Sherwood and dubbed the showdown at Sherwood.
Starting point is 00:13:31 The next three were held at Big Horn. And then there was three after that. There was the battle at the bridges. The bridges at Randolph's. Sure, Sam. You know why I remember or know of Sherwood is it was always, you could unlock it in one of the Tiger Woods video games,
Starting point is 00:13:49 which just, you know, indicates some high status there. Right. So the only reason I ever knew it was like, oh, it's kind of this cool course, I guess, out in California that I play on Tiger Woods. And again, the other thing we should point out about Sherwood and this sounds much more like a preview than a recap. Kind of the house that Gankus built.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Yeah, I'm just gonna say. Of course. Known for Caddies. What was that book about? Oh, Lupers, Lupers. It features heavily Lupers too. I think just. He drops one Caddy or the one chapters all about Sherwood,
Starting point is 00:14:21 right, right, in the middle. He goes out west and before he gets to band it. Anyway, sorry. There you have it. John Gunn underweight. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he went from Aspen to LA. That was a good book.
Starting point is 00:14:32 It was cool. Yeah, it's a great book. Playing it, playing what, Olympic club or yeah, just go off club on Olympic club on LSD, I think. Anyway, listen, as we were saying, JT, you know, can you finish? Little squirrely, guys. I like to say three times.
Starting point is 00:14:51 I'm glad Neil's here, because tournament champion, he noticed the same things, squirrely down the stretch sometimes. We talked about this a lot after Hawaii, and then we talked about it another time earlier this year. I think, I guess memorial.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Memorial, with more Kawa. Was that what you were saying? Memorial. That was a work day. Yeah, it was a work day. Sorry. This is for you, work day. And so I think going back, we were also talking about JT, kind of how he self-flagelates, he's very good at like
Starting point is 00:15:22 cussing in himself and saying, you know, saying things. I guess there was like a 30 second bleep earlier. He was on 13. He tried to hit this like four iron over the, like a big carry out of the rough, and it just didn't have a chance, like right off the club face. And he just goes, why would you try to do,
Starting point is 00:15:40 and then it just was blank for like 20 seconds. And I was like, I thought the highlight today and watch it, I was like, it's my time, bro. I wonder what he just said to himself. That was, it was like a happy, happy Gilmore without the bleeps. I flipped it on.
Starting point is 00:15:53 I thought the TV was broken because we flipped it on. Like there was like no joke, like 10 straight minutes of commercials. This seems a lot worse than ever. And then sure enough, they come back on and they're like, hey, sorry about that. Like we had some major technical difficulties. Let's catch you up on everything that happened
Starting point is 00:16:10 in the last 10 minutes. John Rom, of course, the other person kind of really Ron J. Ron J. Ham, fit of a three horse race there down the stretch. I don't know what to say other than like, yeah, I mean, he's probably gonna play good at the masters. Like great players playing great. They've been playing the shank. And I think we all kind of were like, yeah, I mean, he's probably gonna play good at the Masters. Like great players playing, playing great. They've been playing the shank.
Starting point is 00:16:27 And I think we all kind of were like, whoa, that's a lie, because we're all, again, a little foggy today, but I mean, anybody got anything to add on Ron J. Ham? He stinks. Was he the one that hit that chip? Noted. At the end there, like gnarly little punch shot.
Starting point is 00:16:45 I think that was JT. Well, that was JT. I like shout em out. Sometimes the way he hits the long eye, the driving iron and the three wood from the fairway, I just caught, I don't, he just nukes the ball man. He's just an absolute ball hitter. He just, he, he, he, he, he, he, he just hits it.
Starting point is 00:17:02 It's he, he just beats on it, man. He's got such a weird trajectory too. It doesn't really, like, it doesn't look like it's gonna apex, it just kind of, yeah, I don't know. There's no clear high point. The only other things I had on my list as far as like, you know, again, the boys were checked out this week for good reason, celebrating.
Starting point is 00:17:24 We're gonna talk about solid one. No, we'll get there. The only, so what I was gonna say is as far as like, you know, again, the boys were checked out this week for good reason, celebrating. We'll talk about solid. No, we'll get there. The only, so what I was gonna say is the only things that really cut through the noise for me were two things. One, Rory breaking a club, you know, I feel like I'm gonna say that's positive.
Starting point is 00:17:36 We always like to see that, like to see the rib fired up, especially going into a gust of, maybe many people would say the rib might be a little frustrated, but I like to see them fired up. That's interesting. And two, the Bryson Instagram video. Does anybody like to, what anybody like to talk about that? That was solid is only a request. It was please, please break down the Bryson Instagram. I actually have not seen it all the way through.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Oh my God. I'm blinded. What are you getting off the plane? And it is Bentley SUV private plane. Private plane. Yes. So he's by himself on a Private plane. Private plane, yes. So he's by himself on a private plane, the low notes kick in of the seminal classic use somebody by Kingsley on. And then he kind of comes out with like a bit of a, like kind of going to the gym, but not particularly,
Starting point is 00:18:23 workout stuff never looks particularly athletic. So, somebody, this is not my take, but it's always, it kinda looks a little bit like a, like an overgrown, kinda like five or six year old. It looks a little like what Freddy wears. I feel like kinda like the athlete's your wear. Freddy wears great stuff. And some weird colors.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Some weird colors. But he does that, then he gets into the Bentley. Never picks up the golf clubs, which I wanna give a shout out to the ladies at Groot or Golf pointed out. Just tweet, oh shit, he forgot his clubs. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:50 He gets in the Bentley. That's a great call. It's a great call. Gets in the Bentley, drives away, and then you flash a screen to the journey to 250 miles per hour continues or something like that. And the whole thing I guess was like, I don't know what the point was, I guess.
Starting point is 00:19:04 And I just want to throw this to the group. Why is he making these? What is he doing? I'll tell you why this one specifically, he hasn't played since the US open. That's not true. I thought it was. For what it's for.
Starting point is 00:19:18 No. He hadn't played last two weeks, right? He played last week. Did he? Yeah. I don't think he did. I thought I was a conscientious objector here. At the C-Jack, I watched last week. Bryson wasn't, wasn don't think he did. I thought I was a conchancer subject. At the C-Jack, I watched last week.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Bryson wasn't... Oh, sorry. He played Triners, so he didn't play last week. He played the week before. He played the week before. Yeah, okay. So I was wrong, and then you were wrong. So we're both wrong.
Starting point is 00:19:35 We're both wrong. I appreciate you reaching across the aisle. But I kind of feel like he wants to stay top of mind with people. He likes, I think he really likes the... He likes activating his spot. He likes being in the middle man, like, he wants to be in the action. What offended you most from that video?
Starting point is 00:19:52 The music. Not a Kingsley on guy. Not a Kingsley on guy. I guess, all right, here's what I wanna say. I don't wanna read too much into this, because it's just, it's clearly just like, content for the sake of content. I think whenever we make hashtag content,
Starting point is 00:20:07 where I was like, all right, what's the point? What are we trying to do? What is this exists? I don't know why those, why did these exist? That's what I'm getting at. What the fuck is he doing? He wants to look cool. He thinks it looks cool.
Starting point is 00:20:16 And that's what I'm getting at. That's what I'm trying to ask. He thinks it looks cool. I think maybe- We don't. Does he? I truly believe he thinks, dude, this is so sick. I think he's pressed play after whatever video editor like put that together for him, he's like, fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:31 You know who he needs to hire? You know what? I was just listening to some Kings of Leot. We should throw it to the King's track. I'll tell you who he needs to hire. That videographer guy that Antonio Brown was like, yes, good call. Which we don't know that he didn't do that,
Starting point is 00:20:45 because that guy was probably out of work. And he hasn't been doing much lately. He's been thrilled the last couple days. Antonio, he's a big Antonio Brown guy. Antonio Brown signed with the... I might drive over to Tampa to watch practice. A.B. sound with a box. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:59 What significance is you somebody though? No, I think he just thinks of the banger. Yeah, I do that for the love. He's just a banger. I love that song. You know, I'm truly just the whole thing. It doesn't make sense. So you guys are trying to find this deeper meaning.
Starting point is 00:21:14 It's all on the surface. It's all right in front of you. He thinks it looks cool to get off a private plane. It's like big timers, like the old rap videos. Like, go, this is sick. Like check it out, like I'm a beast. Is it a little bit of, y'all those kids who made fun of me and great school, like look at me now?
Starting point is 00:21:32 It's Mike Jones, like you did in the long haul. I swear, it's like it's the rap playbook. Like check it out, dude, I got a private jet, mother fuckers, and check it out. King's Leon song perfect, I love them. Which it is. There's no deeper meaning. He just likes the song and he thinks he looks cool. We should start, you know how,
Starting point is 00:21:51 what's the SUV of Bentley? Yeah, Bentley. Which is one of his sponsors. Who's getting a lot of run on this, on this here podcast, but I don't think it a great way. I did not made SUVs. Very cool. If you're in the market,
Starting point is 00:22:04 I would say, you know, kind of like young Jeese was kind of like a rapper who didn't consider himself a rapper. I feel like Bryson is a golfer. But then you know this fourth album and it's like, dude, you're a fucking rapper. Well, right. But I almost feel like, we should- Are you going to tell Jeese that? I almost feel like we should consider Bryson a rapper even though he doesn't put out-
Starting point is 00:22:20 What? He doesn't put out rap albums. I think he's a scientist even though he doesn't put out science. Exactly. So out wrap out. What would you say about Jesus? I think he's a scientist, even though he doesn't put out science. Exactly. So this might officially make him a rapper at this point. Coming back, coming back. He's a creator. Before we get too deep into the nitty gritty of the non golf stuff, I do want to shout out
Starting point is 00:22:37 Russell Henley. Yes. T-4, he's absolutely flush in the ballroom. You've been on that block for a little bit here. We talked about it last week. I know. No, he did. No, about it last week. I know. We did.
Starting point is 00:22:45 And love is career. Just stress-free career. Eight years as a pro has never even T3 this week. Worried about losing his car. Guess how much he made T3? Like 500 grand. You didn't let me go. I had for good.
Starting point is 00:23:01 And then, all right. And then you've got Cam Smith. Find in some form. Get in with him. Love that. Yeah. Like I wouldn't have pegged him for this course. The next one's a little bit of a concerning development. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:23:11 TC called it last week. No, I know. It's concerning. Yeah. Bubbub. Playing good golf. Playing good golf, heading to the master. Heading into Augusta.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Yeah. This is Bubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubb Joel Damon made a bunch of money. Love's money. Congrats to Joel T8. Finau, survivor T11, not quite the back door top 10. And you know what, like quite incompatible. The rib, 67, 67, 66. There you have it. This weekend, one shot I have in McKenzie here. What if I would have been a diet McKenzie here, if anybody, were there any 66s?
Starting point is 00:23:47 Can a second of 66s this week? Rory was wearing the hoodie this week. Doesn't look like it. I thought that was nice homage to- Loved it. To, you know, George Troulee. Lord? No, no, in the gear heart it said George Troulee. We filmed the hoodie stuff. He said George Troulee in LA.
Starting point is 00:24:01 You're talking about one man. Yeah, we got his all mixed up now. All right, sorry. I was talking about myself, but you guys were talking about OJ Simpson. So, uh, Tron was. I was talking about low T-Rail. All right, before we move on, we got one more thing. Listen, we're all, uh, we're busy, busy guys, or at least like the pro claim, and pretend
Starting point is 00:24:20 like we're busy guys. Randy, I know you're, you're a big guy. I got balls in the air. I'm juggling right now. Three balls, four balls. I can't throw four balls. No, I can't juggle four. I can do two in one hand, I can do three, no problem,
Starting point is 00:24:32 but never advance a four. I can't do, I can't juggle like two balls. I'm not a juggler. Point being, point being we got a lot, a lot we're trying to manage right now. One of the things to help you do at TC, the Amazon Alexa, which is offering a special smart lighting bundle for our NOU listeners.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Right? Yes, actually, yeah. You guys have a set up, it sounds like there's a rave going on at your place. Well, it's sweet. It comes on and it's this super cool light bulb and then you turn it on and it turns like five different colors. There's 16 million different color combinations that you can use.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Freddie loves it. Go through all those. I'm a big mood lighting guy and I've got it in my office and so if I'm working early in the morning, I kind of like some, some like reddish light and then if I'm working at night, I kind of like some, what do you rob? Waves from one hour photo. Red in the morning. Sailors take warning.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Twitter take warning. T.C.'s right, the light counts down in colors. It'll go like red, purple, green, blue, and then natural light. Freddie loses his mind every time I turn on the lamp. And I just moved out of my apartment in Brooklyn. Well, I had the Amazon smart pole plugged in there. I left it as a parting gift to the next person.
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Starting point is 00:26:39 on Halloween decorations this year. I think people have time in their homes. Exactly, and so I really have a lot. So Freddie and I went to Home Depot a few weeks ago and they had like this life size werewolf. Freddie ran so far down like the plumbing aisle that like, you know, he was like, I don't think he slept for two or three nights and then we bought this alien that dances.
Starting point is 00:27:00 It's, it's pretty cool. Freddie dances with the alien. Yeah. So, I kind of like the subtle ones. There's in my little apartment condo complex. There's on the first story, I'm doing a lot of walking. You're gated, just out walking. Yeah, but the gates are always open, so broken.
Starting point is 00:27:19 It's a metaphor. Somebody just wrote help in like blood letters on the window like facing the one point you cried wolf situation. Oh, I think it's like Halloween themed. No, I know, but what if it wasn't? Well, right. Yeah, but that's cool. I like do you remember last Halloween? What happened? All what you did to Freddie I scared the Shit at the family Randy came from behind a tree, dressed like a boogie man. And Freddie was trick or treating, and he just gave a big slender man came out,
Starting point is 00:27:49 ooh, it's Freddie grabs his butt cheek. He's just hitting himself. He's hitting himself. Ah. Yeah. You're bad, Uncle. What are you guys being for, Hollin? I'm being a caddy in the symmetrical event,
Starting point is 00:28:01 up in the biners. I'm going all in. Yeah, I forgot to put that on the agenda, but heading up to caddy in the Symmetra Tour event. Up in Pyners. I'm going all in. Yeah, I forgot to put that on the agenda, but heading up to caddy for the young hitter, Lauren Kaufland this week in Pyners, I'm Pyners number nine on the Symmetra Tour. So I'll be a caddy cynical and asleep by seven pm. Randy?
Starting point is 00:28:19 Are you gonna be sleeping? Probably nothing. Yeah, maybe the like, air thing that they put out in front of like the mattress store when they're having a sale. The fresh pants. Randy already dressed up like corporate is better or more for the wedding. Yeah, that actually.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I might just put on a suit. Freddie, Freddie's making me guess some election literature. It's the blue power ranger. I didn't know there was a blue power ranger. I didn't either. No, he was the dorky one, wasn't he? Yeah, he was the nerd. Well, I don't know what I'm gonna be, but what I do want to do this
Starting point is 00:28:48 here, I want a car of pumpkin. I did not hear rumors. I would love to carve a pumpkin. Yeah, I want to do like a good one. I want to think about what I'm gonna carve. I don't know what it is yet, but it's such a good socializing activity. Yeah, let's do that. We'll do that this week. I'm gonna try my absolute damnedest to keep this on the rails and we got a couple more professionals We got to talk about one. Tron is the cat dead and I don't say that lightly. No, like, of course. Like, yeah, I think it's worth asking. So like, like, everybody thinks like, oh, like, you see it to pay like It is a bit and for the last
Starting point is 00:29:24 Ten years like I mean Randy, just Randy still has me like a thousand bucks. That's true, Randy does a trot money. I think if I took that to court, I, the, what do you have to be like? You would count or say that? Sober and like I didn't have, there wasn't proper consent. You didn't have agency every day, so.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So yeah, right anyway, I was always kind of convinced like cats got more left in him. Right? Cat is cats. There's gonna be a final chapter or two of cat and Sure enough, we got that at Augusta last year. I Don't think there's any more cat left. He looked very sleepy. No, I You know, he looked like he couldn't even fucking he's on his zombie cat right now. I He looked very sleepy. No, I thought he couldn't even fucking he saw. He's on the zombie cat right now. I thought, but I'm not ready to quit.
Starting point is 00:30:07 No, I think we've seen that before and then it somehow it bounces back at the time. But I think it's not bouncing back every week and I think we've been very clear about that. There's more clues here and there of like, it seems like he kind of made a deal with, not made a deal with the devil because it sounds like, you know, like that's,
Starting point is 00:30:23 like there's something nefarious going on. But it was basically just like like I think he he went all out. Let's get across the finish line more time I sure and like I don't think his body is gonna keep cooperating Even for two or three weeks stretch. I think on that note 76th out of 77 players Filmmacles and tough indictment on the champion's tour that fair to say yeah out of 77 players, filmmakers, and tough indictment on the Champions Tour. Is that fair to say? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Vickelsons 78 today from Nicholson. Go ahead. He's like the kid that got held back in grade school and now he's beaten up on the younger kids. To be fair, it sounds like he's doing a lot of hashtag testing, girl. Trying to get some back. 47 and a half inch drive.
Starting point is 00:31:00 God, there were some good quotes that came out this week. Is he test out the right driver's back? Really? He's got a two, he's got a, he's got a, like a, like a two wood driver that's like 11 and a half or 12 degrees. That's a little bit shorter that goes, you know, 305. And then he can, it's like, feel like a ball people like, you don't need any less accuracy. He's hitting bombs, man. And he and Tiger got, they got shlong today. And it was very surreal and very, very cool to see a friend of the pod Adam Long and paired with Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson today.
Starting point is 00:31:34 And he blew the doors off. He blew the shit out of him. The T.C. T.C. Freaked out, he sat on the couch and goes, oh my God. Oh, he thought, uh, Mickelson was pulling out a lot of cash. You can give him about a bunch of hundreds to the long, but he was just getting to the score card. I think that's about all I got from the Zozo. Is that anybody else? Have any remnants?
Starting point is 00:31:53 I just feel bad for Zozo, man. And that's what I was going to say is tough to act at your brand. It's easy to, it's easy to, it's easy miles away. Easy to say, at least from my perspective, like, oh this turn, I'm not interested in this turn, but blah, blah, blah. It's not supposed to be for me. It's supposed to be in Japan. It's supposed to be in the middle of the night
Starting point is 00:32:08 for a completely different audience. And listen, they're making chicken salad, I'd chicken shit. And you know, so to speak. And that was good ball down the street. Yeah, I was good watching. I did too. For two hours here this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:32:18 I did too. Randy, tell us about the LPJ. What happened? Oh my gosh, the drive on. What can you guys tell me about the Reynolds Lake, Okonee? Okonee. I've never known.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Okonee. Well, that's good. It's probably Nickis' best course, one of them, other than Mirafield Lake. The Great Water Relay. I believe. I haven't played it since they redid it. It's nice.
Starting point is 00:32:37 There's like six courses. The best course that there's Cusco Willa, which is not at the resort. There's a couple. There's two that I really like over there. But great waters is always good. The crescendos, that's 16th hole, downhill to the water,
Starting point is 00:32:52 and then the 17th hole plays over this cove. All sorts of Kenny Powers looking dudes out there with jet skis and, you know, wakeboard boats and all sorts of stuff. It was a good scene out there. They were, they would like honk their boat horns after good shots. The only, the, oh,
Starting point is 00:33:08 Lake O'Connie's nice, the tough part, it doesn't have any mountains. So there's some lakes in North Georgia, like Lake Burton, that have mountains around them, that's, you know, a little bit more like, a mini-tahoe. A mini-tahoe. The nicest thing about a flat, you know,
Starting point is 00:33:21 so it's nice, but Lake O'Connie and Lake Burton, the, there's a bunch of Georgia Power execs who have houses on both of those lakes, so the water level never goes down. Yes, when there's a drought, they don't get their lake. Whereas, like, they don't like... They're like hardweds down into the lake. All these other lakes, they get,
Starting point is 00:33:40 like, people get crushed, their docks don't even connect to the lake anymore. Never happens at O'Connie or Burton. There you go. There's some local college that did go down. I don't think it does. Okay. We can look into that. Brandy, you asked. You asked.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Allie McDonald, one. She final round 69, held off the mud hen, Daniel Kang, by a stroke. Danielle made the worst. the final round, 69, held off the mud hen, Daniel Peng, by a stroke. Danielle made the worst, actually, it was a, like she made a great putt for double, the dough, yes, in the third round. Yesterday, but it was like the worst double.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Like, it could have been the worst trouble. Like, without that, she wins going away, I think. How many times was rock solid though? Yeah, she was. 34 coming in. First career, LPJ victory. She was, she actually is from Mississippi, T.C. She might be a good, uh,
Starting point is 00:34:29 trap draw guest next year for the Mississippi episode. We can ask her about Frank Milton. First, first career LPGA to her victory there. Uh, the one I really, this was my first time seen her since, honestly, since NCAA championships. Back, uh, when she played at the University of Arizona, was on the championship winning team alongside Hayley Moore is Bianca. Pag Dananan.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Pag Dananan. That's a hard name for me to say. Pag Dananan. Yeah, the emphasis is on the third syllable. I read. She was super impressive. Apparently, she's like the longest player in the women's game. Once to be the first woman to average 300 yards driving the ball. I think everybody wants to be.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Yeah, but I guess like she can be. She looks like honestly, I'm buying her stock and I'm selling my Maria Fossi stock. I'm really. Yeah. I think Maria Fossi has gotten tons of I'm really, yeah. I think Maria Fossi has gotten tons of notoriety and for good reason, but I'm put me on team Bianca. I didn't know they were, you had to pick. It's like a market play, you know? Yeah, it's like a market play.
Starting point is 00:35:37 I'm not saying it's one or the other, but she's Filipino. Yes, yeah. Actually, she started out in Gonzaga, didn't realize that. So good event. Uh, this is one they added to the calendar. She's tagged on down to Arizona. Um, thank you.
Starting point is 00:35:52 So that's, that's about all I got for you. Euro tour anything? I watched the, uh, the last hole, McGowan. I believe. I watched the last. No, I turned it on this morning. Thank you for your service. I just happened to be honest.
Starting point is 00:36:08 I woke up feeling like not good. And I turned that TV on golf channels on. And it's who, what's his name? Austin Gowen. Feed me. Line. Line. Ross McGowen won the tournament.
Starting point is 00:36:21 He made like a 25 footer. It was a great putt. And then somebody who tron says an electron. Or a Lori cancer. He shot 60 in the first round. Like a 10 footer that he missed to go to a playoff. But you know, Italian open. We love national opens around here.
Starting point is 00:36:36 We love it. We love it. We love what's happening. Colerts. Colerts finding support. Which is weird and cool. Timer T5. You need to tell Lori cancer to add a lower case DE
Starting point is 00:36:47 in front of the Cantor. D Cantor. Was Uncle Juice up there too? Yeah, you know, he was always up there. He was T10. Okay. Next week, they're going to Cypress for two weeks in a row. The Cypress swing.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Yeah. I didn't see a ton. Well, I guess Timer was up there too. I didn't see a ton of the names on the leaderboard that I recognized. That's not so much, because it's probably the most uneducated fan here. Well, listen, man, it's October 25th,
Starting point is 00:37:11 and they're playing the talent. It looked pretty cold over there too. Yeah, it's not really the, it's not high times of the golf season right now, but listen, I think that's gonna conclude the professional golf portion of this podcast. So if you've made it this far and you're not in it for the long haul, this is where it gets fun.
Starting point is 00:37:28 This is where it's gonna take a hard turn. Cause we're gonna pivot into wedding talk. I put a call out for questions from the No-Ling Up Twitter. I'd say 90% of them were wedding related. So we're gonna get into that a little bit. I think first question for you guys, just gauge much like if he was a tour player that we were skewering with our deeply educated criticisms,
Starting point is 00:37:52 how did Solid handle it? Dog or killer, what do we think? He was totally, I was very impressed. He was outwardly, totally comfortable. In charge of his business the entire weekend, I thought. Dog,led. Yeah, absolutely battled kept his didn't lock his knees. I saw him wiggling his his knees up at the altar. Looks like he had a great game plan. He had some we had we it was hot out there. We had some some gland glandular issues. Maybe early in the photo ops that I was a little concerned about, but we got through those a lot of crying. that I was a little concerned about, but we got through those. A lot of crying. A little bit of bubble wads and you'd run all the year.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Which is tough. Which is tough, you know. That's right. I know. All the very, the very genuine. All the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the very genuine. But yeah, it was, it was fun.
Starting point is 00:38:35 It was outside perfect weather. Outside, sea breeze coming off the Atlantic. Yeah, we've been getting these weird east winds here for the last two weeks, which makes it humid and shit because the winds just coming straight off the Atlantic. Yeah, we've been getting these weird east winds here for the last two weeks, which makes it humid and shit because the winds just coming straight off the ocean. But it was totally like, it had been 60, 70% chance of rain all week. And then we got to get up that morning and it was gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:38:58 And then, you know what, all the boys up there looking dapper on the altar. Come on, we got, you know, we got, Sally's back up there that was, you know, there. I thought nobody messed up walking down the aisle. That was my thing about being a groom's man. A tremendous honor. Not a lot of upside. Pretty much only downside.
Starting point is 00:39:11 You know what I'm talking, it's like being the snapper, the holder on the snapper. All you can do is screw it up. People only notice when it goes wrong. Or the personal protector. Randy's all legs. Imagine he trips on one of those covel studs, walking down, takes out and saw these grand parents.
Starting point is 00:39:28 It's a disaster. I'm still holding the ass here. I'd say the bridesmaids have it harder with the heat hard. I mean, our job's pretty easy. True. So, you know, and we had the tuxes, and I'm worn tuxin over a year. I took some rightful criticism for the length of my pants,
Starting point is 00:39:44 which I'll, a few for it, which all the... All the long, short. Too long, way too long. I looked like Joe Demagio. Joe Demagio. I looked a little 2003 NBA draft. Yeah. I'm trying to see my career.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Which all alone, I'll totally own. But I will say, like, if the choice that I'm given is get in my actual car, drive to an actual tailor, get these things tightened up, or take a little criticism on the fake internet world, like that's fine. Yeah. I'm comfortable with my choice. There's a lot of inertia for me going to,
Starting point is 00:40:16 that's the thing. That's the sticks are rental tucks. No, I'm gonna have, it's a quit-ass kid. Yeah, I was impressed with the whole like, male tucks, you know, tucks by male. Tucks by male. Yeah. I will say, I thought I was gonna poke my eye out press with the whole like male talk, you know, talks by male. Talks by male. I will say I thought I was gonna poke my eye out
Starting point is 00:40:29 or decapitate myself putting my suspenders on. No, God, that was insane. There's so many goddamn accessories in a toxic. Like I'm a big, I used to wear a full suit every day to work on a virgin hotels and like, you know, like there's nothing better to me than like just a plain navy suit or like a plain black suit. And like when you add a cummerbund
Starting point is 00:40:53 and the all the little buttons that you have to pop on and the bow tie and the suspenders and the patent leather shoes, it's like, oh my God man, there's too much flair. It's a lot flair. A lot of flair. Society has collectively agreed that the tux is the pinnacle of formal wear for men.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Can I say something that I just don't understand it? Neil bought a tux. That last year. That's psycho to me. Well, owning a tux is. I had three. That's unbelievable. That's unbelievable. That last year I was supposed Well, owning a tux is... I had three. That's unbelievable. I believe last year I was supposed to wear a tux at,
Starting point is 00:41:27 and I didn't. How much did you spend on the tux? What are the odds you're gonna have three more? That's high bucks. It's like, sort of paid for itself in the three. I would say it is. Yeah. So nobody didn't have it for that, right?
Starting point is 00:41:38 No, I didn't have for two of them. I had it for... Oh, okay. So I've worn it twice, and I didn't really want to buy it. But you couldn't wear it for this. I'll be honest with you, my girlfriend, we were going to this big monstrous wedding in Mexico City last year, Oh, okay. So I've worn it twice and I didn't really want to buy it. But you couldn't wear it for this. I'll be honest with you, my girlfriend, we were going to this big monstrous wedding
Starting point is 00:41:48 in Mexico City last year and she was like, I want you to look good and I was a plus one. So I was like, all right, I'll play it all. So I bought it. I got it. Suit supply. Very cool. There you go.
Starting point is 00:41:58 That's where I got it. If anybody's gonna ask. Cool man. I keep it, they head one just laying around in your size. It was great fitting options on the website. That was frustrating though, that I have bought a tux and that, apparently not all tuxes are created equal.
Starting point is 00:42:13 No, I guess not. First time hearing it, I got all sorts of different finishes. And so, I just will never understand the fluffy shirt. Like the ruffle shirt, Like who decided to do that? Like when did we decide that that was the pinnacle of formality? It was maybe dry cleaners. Yeah, I think a lot of that's like a wrinkle proofing, right? Like just like.
Starting point is 00:42:36 No, I think dry cleaners are like, you know, basically making it so that you have to spend as much money as possible. Oh, I see, I see. On this. You think this is a big dry cleaning? This is all kind of like how the Michelin Star was started by a tire company? Possibly. Just to get people to use their tires.
Starting point is 00:42:50 All the shabby restaurants. Michelin, even though it's named after the tire company. You know the tire company is French though. Really? No, I didn't know that. It's a French company, Michelin. Really? A French company. I didn't know that either. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:43:03 All right, that's a width by me. Neil, next time you're up in New York, there's a town called Tuxedo Park. Okay. And that's in 1866, that's what the Tuxedo is named after. It's this town of Tuxedo Park. And so I have them to thank for the roster. So you can go there and get some answers for your questions.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Okay. I think the question everybody wants to know, did anybody embarrass themselves, who drank the most, you know, all these kinds of things? And from where I'm sitting, I have some fun of what things is embarrassing yourself. Exactly. I think everybody embarrass themselves
Starting point is 00:43:36 the proper amount. So I had a bet out that Mr. Blaylock, I forgot about that. That I would be the first person to break a drink on the dance floor. He did? He cashed that ticket. I knocked my girlfriend's drink out of her hand.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Right on him and very good off. No, it was like plus 125. And I wasn't holding the drink, so I don't know big songs. It was. No, I came in hot with a cat daddy. Woo! At the wheelchair. Yeah, I almost thought it was like a,
Starting point is 00:44:04 just smashing the glass, a high-end thing. Yeah, well almost thought it was like a, you know, just smashing the, smashing the glass a lot of high-end things. Yeah, well, that's what I kind of put it off. That's what I thought it was. It looked like you just spiked it. It was great. I do want to give a shout out.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Hannah looked absolutely stunning. Of course. She was glow, she was positively radiant, gorgeous dress. Sali's. Do we know who the dress was by? Vera Wang. I don't know yet. I don't think it was. You could find who the dress was by? I'm Vera Wang. I don't know yet.
Starting point is 00:44:26 I don't think it was. You can find all these answers on Instagram. Um, Solies Grandpa, absolutely legend. Oh, yeah, he, Brady and I agreed, like, even if Fred doesn't want to be a part of the hitter program, he is a hitter emeritus for life, for life fast-tracked. I mean, he's a tenured hitter. He usually got away four years after you're talking. To be inducted.
Starting point is 00:44:46 His bust will go up when we put up the hitter hall fame. Any other wedding things, or should we just get to some straight questions? Gosh, what a... I would say so, you know, we all drank a little bit. We had some differing schools of drinking. Yeah, we did. We could've...
Starting point is 00:44:59 To be fair, sorry, I don't mean to cut you off, but even Thursday, we had a groom's been dinner. And the boys got shlacked. That, I mean to cut you off, but even Thursday, we had a groom's been dinner, and the boys got shlacked. That I think spooked everybody, at least spooked me. We kinda caught like, cause you go on into the long weekend. You got goal or vibe in that night. Or a rehearsal dinner Friday,
Starting point is 00:45:16 then you're into all day wedding activities, leading up to the ceremony and the reception. You know, I mean, all day wedding, you gotta get a good game plan going with pictures and drinking whiskey. I did a good job of turning it down a little bit on the rehearsal dinner night and then ramp it up at the wedding. Sure. I think we were all playing defense Friday night. That's, that's I think what I'm getting. Yeah. But there's, but you were saying, when you get that vibe, that, that lightning and a bottle of
Starting point is 00:45:40 I like the all four of us, five of us were like, man, this is... You got a foster, that? Yeah, we're all vibing right now. And then DJ and I ended up taking a... We walked like three miles. Yeah, we ended up walking to the kill house from the restaurant and then we just kept on walking by the kill house. It's like 1 a.m. Like, let's just keep going.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Randy and Tron were, Tron's driveway talking local politics for till two in the morning. Two hour-old race coming down. Yeah, and huge. T.C. was giving me all kinds of good information. Yeah. Can you order past anything? To the list.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Oh, we're still making up our minds. I think we're just, you know. And then, you know, I think, I think the big, we're standing out there on the, it was like a back, you know, like out back on this back lawn by the intercoastle waterway. And there's these like massive boats going by. by and one of them had the biggest Trump fly you've ever seen and there's Biden planes flying over with Biden banners and there's Trump planes flying over which are banners.
Starting point is 00:46:34 It was like a dog fight. It was crazy out on the beach just as far as all the political advertising and everything. Swing state life. But yeah, and the air and sea, maybe. But yeah. And Aaron C, baby. Exactly. Just standing out there, I was like, I'm gonna send it tonight.
Starting point is 00:46:50 I had like five man hatins. This was Friday at the rehearsal. Yeah. Dinner. And then, yeah, this was after all the, I totally forgot. I would have died if I would have done that. I was in back by like 945 or 10.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I woke up at 7, it was great. So one thing I would have done that. I was in back by like 9.45 or 10. I woke up at 7. It was great. So one thing I will say on that note, and we'll get back into some wedding questions. But of course, everybody had too much to drink at the wedding. Nobody slept great. You know, yada, yada, yada. I do want to give a special commendation to TC
Starting point is 00:47:19 who not only did all of those things, slept horribly, has a newborn child. He was a woken from what I'm told. He was a woken very early this morning by his son, Freddy, hitting him in the head. Woke up, was dragged to a four year old birthday party. Just like a backyard. And then had to go out with kids bouncing around
Starting point is 00:47:39 on like one of the, you know, moon bounce things. Then had to go out of the sun and play golf left-handed. You know, I've free got day. Hot day, no complaints, no bad attitude out of Trump. That was truly impressive. I did, he showed up, Randy didn't show. I would have been in the show. I did slam my club a couple times.
Starting point is 00:47:58 There was a PGA junior league out there. That's true. And these guys are like, T-Seq, not in front of the kids, man. Yeah, exactly. I thought we kept hearing. No, we had this group And these guys are like, T.C. Not in front of the kids, man. Yeah, exactly. I thought we kept... No, we had this group of old guys behind us all day. And they kept, like, you know, it was kind of a,
Starting point is 00:48:10 we waited a long time out there at Jack's Beach Day, which was, you know... We never planned the weekend. Yeah, we were only planning the weekend. And so I felt like every time those guys were really stacked up with us, and they were waiting for us to tee off, that was when T.C. would pump one of the water.
Starting point is 00:48:23 F**k! F**k! F**k! And they were just like, man, this guy's not saying anything. It's nothing, and this is probably a good prelude for not this week's Taurus sauce, but next week's Taurus sauce. Correct. I agree. But like, I'm totally fine missing pots all day. I'm totally fine chunking wedges, blading irons, whatever you want to do.
Starting point is 00:48:46 If I miss more than three or four fairways, the golf's not fun if you can't hear your driver. Well said, agree. So that was just, you know. All right, a couple of pointed specific wedding questions. This one, of course, friend of the program and contributor, Bunky Perkins. What is everyone's biggest liability on the wedding dance floor?
Starting point is 00:49:07 What's your biggest weakness on the dance floor? Or if you need a second, I know mine for sure. Is when everyone circles up and you get shoved out in the middle, no idea. You don't have a go to? I do not have a go to. I was fucking terrified that was going to happen. See, I'm more of a... My...
Starting point is 00:49:23 Big group dancer, I can dance with the group the whole night, but- I'm a little bit of a one trick pony. After the cat daddy wheelchair move, if you come back around to me, like last night it didn't come back around, but if you do, I don't have any more bag, anything in the bag of tricks, like it's-
Starting point is 00:49:35 I do the one in the list. The one in the list was great. It's not really a dance, and then never really expects me to dance, I don't- You're kinda just expressing yourself. At that point. Like, all all dancing is liability for me. I was making it to make about grade vibes out there. The biggest liability is trying to dance
Starting point is 00:49:51 before I'm properly inebriated. Yeah, I think there's listeners that can relate to that. But then also like getting low, which they didn't play James Brown, shout the shout song last night. But it's always tough for me to get low on the. Well, when you were worried about a pants-plating situation, too. Yeah, those pants were tight.
Starting point is 00:50:07 They were tailored tight. This question, JJ Mickey, this is a great question. Bigger number when it's all said and done. Number of little solries running around or additional Jordan's Beef majors. I'm gonna go additional Jordan's Beef majors. God, at this point I'm saying. I joining the speed majors. Oh, God, at this point I'm saying I'm a little solid. I know, I think it's biggest. This might be a pretty even one.
Starting point is 00:50:30 How old, Speed 27, 28, 27? He's part of the 27 club. I'll take Speed. I don't think, I think Speed gets, you know, Speed or it's gonna be a push. You think Sally has two kids? I don't think Sally's gonna have more than three kids, and I think space is gonna win three more majors, at least.
Starting point is 00:50:49 You know what, just for the sake of... He's so good at August. I hope everyone... I'm on two and two. I hope everyone gets what they want. I'm gonna say three and three. You say, well, I don't know if they want. I don't know how many kids they want.
Starting point is 00:50:59 I shouldn't say that, but... Yeah, that question gets heavy. What if it's a mid-age? Yeah. Now we're prettyjeeing. Neil, you should be thanking me. I talked to a girlfriend out of wanting to buy a dog. Yeah, Carson.
Starting point is 00:51:12 It's deep and nice. I think she was gonna buy one like I crazed this last night. Dog, when I said that Rannie's not comfortable with dogs, that's what I've been used to been using for. I love a dog, I just thought, not there yet, I don't have, you know. This was probably a home for her. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, Neil's homeless right now, if we haven't mentioned that.
Starting point is 00:51:28 This is a question from Leigh the Hook. This is probably much more for Tron and Randy, I would say. What's the most embarrassing thing Sali's done off the golf course? Besides the earrings? I was gonna say the earrings, that's all I know. Two big studs. The earrings.
Starting point is 00:51:41 The one in each ear. The stuff that he wore at Miami. I mean, it's the earrings, right? And like the white shoes they were wear. Like these white Nike's. Were they, they weren't the Adidas All Stars. The bright white Adidas All Stars. No, they were like, they kind of look like
Starting point is 00:51:57 the shoes that Pete Carroll wore. It's like, except for their Nike's and not like new balance or whatever. That's really it. And then, you know, he just does some hot, you know, he likes being a hot dog on the golf course. Sure. Well, they were asking specifically off the golf. Listen to his best man.
Starting point is 00:52:12 It sound like he likes being a hot dog everywhere. That's, I think there were some hot dogs in the basketball court that maybe made it sway around central Ohio. TC, you took some heat for your look. Wouldn't call it heat. I would call it heat. wouldn't call it heat. I would call it heat.
Starting point is 00:52:25 I would call it heat. I just want to read it. I want to say to anyone trying heat for his head. It's the best I've seen you look at. It's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody, you know, chimes in, I'm like, whoa, whatever, juice juice hair.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Like the airline jokes, it's like, we're not, come with something fresher, mother fuckers. Guys, we're not very, we're not, like I've had my head shape for the last few years. Exactly. Somehow Neil looks like my mom's side of the family, but has this full head of hair.
Starting point is 00:52:51 When all of my mom's brothers are the baldest people you've ever seen. And then I look like my dad's side of the family, but I've got my mom's brothers, hairline anyway. I want to give a shout out to dadley, who said you look like you own a deli. It is a real asset to the church softball team.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Which I thought was a pretty good thing. Well, I think if I own a deli, I'd be an asset to the synagogue softball team. Well, that's possible, depending on the kind of deli, yeah. But I do wanna go back. It's just like, you guys all often call me the bravest man that you know.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Okay, usually. And all many people would be called to you. I think it's the same thing that's going on with the hair and the look right now. I'm not there yet. It's gonna take me another six months to get the hair where I want it. I think the mustache is coming nicely.
Starting point is 00:53:34 It's a tremendous stash. I was jealous of the stash. I was looking around the corner people. Think about where this is going. I wish I had a stash. I don't even think you need to apologize. I legitimately thought you looked excellent at the way. For sure.
Starting point is 00:53:45 I know, I could not support your look more. It's not like a, hey, Tron, I know you're trying to go that way around. I think you should, like, I thought I was so not at all. I am so in. I want to look like the guy from ancient aliens. What are the guy from Palantir?
Starting point is 00:53:59 Yeah, that was carp. I want to say, we had some other ones. We also think he looks like the guy that stole airbud. Somebody sent that one in, which is funny. A tenured physics professor. And either he looks like the actor from Coach Yose from Remember The Titans. But specifically Will Patton in Gone in 60 seconds. Sure.
Starting point is 00:54:23 He's got the hair like slick back, you know? But it's, it's a, you know. I think the best thing are firing. The best thing about the hair is all the people are like, who's gonna shave it first like cat or trot? Like you go, come on, come on, give it up, give it up. It's been shaved for years. And this, six years ago. There are so many people who are like, man,
Starting point is 00:54:41 if I didn't, if I, if I just looked over at the gun, it's 60 seconds from that. That's pretty good. I didn't look at that. It's on my own, right? It's fucking, I nailed it. There's so many people, many people listening who are like, man, if I didn't, if I didn't have to go into the office,
Starting point is 00:54:56 I would do this. If I didn't have to do this, I'd do this. TC's living for all those people. Hell yeah, why not? You know what happens? You know what? It wasn't really even a conscious decision to start growing it out.
Starting point is 00:55:06 I started growing it out because, A, because Freddie has the best flow ever, and then B, somebody sent me a visor, and I hadn't been able to wear a visor because I've had my head shave for years. Now you got some hair covered. And I love wearing, just like visors are just obnoxious. It's like fun to wear here in Florida when it's hot out. And so I can wear a visor again, even if I got a little bald spot out there.
Starting point is 00:55:28 So on the flip side, Mr. Buttercuts said, Sean Carter to his barber, give me the cussers last day. And a lot of people were asking, if I have to check in, if I go to a chocky cheese, those are low-hates.
Starting point is 00:55:42 You're gonna come with the ball jokes. Yeah, come with something like butter cut That's that is strong. Exactly. That's great TC keep it going man. Oh well you're so courageous You're the bravest man. I know This was the last question I want to get to because I think it's segues to our last Our last topic this from Jim Anderson, whose heart rate was higher? Niels on the last green or solid at the wedding? Of course, of course, this is a reference.
Starting point is 00:56:12 If you don't follow us on social media, we need like a breaking news button. Niels. Niels. Niels, isn't it G, what's your middle name? Griffith. Griffith Schuster has broken par for the first time. This weekend at the Pond of Eager Inclubs recently renovated Ocean Course.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Neil, talk to us through the details here. Shot 70, shot one under TC, which kind of shurping me. There were a few things, rose above some adversity. First, gnarly hangover. Like, GJ came to pick me up, suddenly schedule early round of golf. And we're supposed to be out of the door at 740.
Starting point is 00:56:56 DJ shows up at 745. I'm not ready to go. We're wearing the same shirt. I'm like, oh, we go upstairs to drink for shirt. We can't look like, you know, both of the point. You show off, you're wearing the same shirt as Randy. I'm wearing the same shirt I'm gonna go upstairs and drink my shirt. We can't look like, you know, both of you. You're in the same shirt as Randy. It's not my shirt, I'm baby. Yeah, money round vibes.
Starting point is 00:57:10 I don't have my clubs. My clubs have been in the back of my car, which is at the Tom Bush dealership because I had a crack windshield. And I thought it was gonna be a quick fix, turned into like, it's been like 10 days. So I've got a loner, but I didn't get my clubs out because I thought I'd get it back in a couple days.
Starting point is 00:57:25 I wasn't playing golf until a week later. So you did not have your own clubs. And then I don't throw Tom Bush, BMW. No, no, no, no, that was a poor, you know, poor scheduling on my, it's kind of a mix of like, there was the carnivore to be real line, whatever. I go into the garage, I'm like, DG give me a minute, I get to kind of go put a bag together
Starting point is 00:57:44 in the garage because we got some old sets in there. And so I throw together the garage, I'm like, DG can you give me a minute? I get to kind of go put a bag together in the garage, because we got some old sets in there. And so I throw together a bag, I forget to put a driver in, so I don't have a driver. And I just kind of have a three wood, five wood, and then a bunch of apex pro irons, which on the black dot apex pro irons. So like zero offset at all, the sweet spots, like the size of it. Yeah, not the kind of clubs you want to hit when your hands are shaking on the first day for, like,
Starting point is 00:58:10 dehydration. And then we get out there and it's carpath only. The widest fairies. And all the carpaths seem to always be on the wrong side of the whole. They're on the left. And everybody in the right. There was two or three spots out there where I, like second hole, I thought, you know, Tron had like 175 in and I was like, oh, well, I'm probably like somewhere in that range and then I get over there and I'm like, dude, this is like a 122 shot.
Starting point is 00:58:37 I have a seven iron like, oh, let me just like hit it like a bump in, you know, just like try to do something like DJ or T stuff where I'm, let me, let me chip you cut this seven in there. Like not good. So I start off, I hit the first T shot in the water and I get up and down for a mega four. Second hole, hit the T shot in the water. So I ended up making double on two, some two over. And then on three T, I, we were playing with Jeff and young hitter and Andrew and Andrew's a pro. I said, Andrew, don't judge me, but I'm going to change the setting.
Starting point is 00:59:12 My driver was set up on like a three wood. Three wood. So I'm going to change my settings. I said, I said, you have a tool because it was set up. Frankly, TZ, you don't have that power though. It was set up on a plus one and a plus. And a block go blessed. And like a fade setting.
Starting point is 00:59:31 You know, so I'm like, oh, no wonder I'm hitting these like mega-quees into the canal. Like, so I tuned it down to minus one. It's a little good in the canal. A little good in doing it. And minus one of the, we hope eventually it will be a canal. Here, let's do our trap job about commissioner for a day.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Ideas. And then I started hitting it great. Yeah, pretty much from that on the three wood off the tee was like, Oh, this is now you had a laser into the long part five or long, long part three, fifth, and then the sixth hole was really where it. So you were, you were what, you were four over through three. So I went double and then I went bogey bogey. And then I parred the par three and then I equaled four through four. And then I eagled is that the fifth or the sixth six six six. He hit the grossest like such a good five would
Starting point is 01:00:14 and landed in the perfect spot feeds in off this slope has I'm going to 12 14 feet. I know everything on Friday. I made a million puts. Would you like to shout out your putter? Yes, it was the Stroke Lab Odyssey 7, the one the Claw one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:32 And it's like, I usually play with a 34 inch putter. I like something a little shorter. It was like 38. Yeah, it's really long. So I'm also like I was doing the arm lock thing. But it just for some reason I was just soft hands. You made the, you made a great birdie on, what you birdie eight. You made a great birdie on what you birdied eight. You made a...
Starting point is 01:00:47 No, no, no, no. I made a cart path only bogey on seven. I hit it in the bunker, didn't have the right club when I got there. Had the range finder with me, but I was like, oh crap. I'll just like choke up on a pitching wedge instead of getting the gap wedge.
Starting point is 01:01:02 It could be out. And then I hit the lip from the bunker and then I tried to do the same thing on a pitching wedge instead of getting the gap wedge. It could be out! And then I hit the lip from the bunker and then I tried to do the same thing with the pitching wedge from like 104. But then you, the original island green, where you're so... Nine. They had the, or they were supposed
Starting point is 01:01:18 to have the rider cup there in the, like 1941 or 70s, like 39 or 40, yeah. And then, you know, where were two happened? And then, it's obviously canceled Christmas. And so it's like the original line of green, it's not really an island, it's like a fucking continent. It's a big island. But Neil makes a great putt there,
Starting point is 01:01:35 and then we go to the back. What'd you bring on the back? 10, yeah. 10, so that got you to, because you were, you should. That got me 38 on the front. Yeah, so that got you to, because you were, you, you got me 38 on the front. Yeah, so that got me to one over. And then I par, par, and that birdie, the par five.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Birdie the par five, and after that, Neil says to me, he says, like, yo, I don't wanna alarm you, but like, I'm even par. This is at 13, where normally the call would be made. Yeah, and I made a point to call it out. So, and then from what I can see in the group of Hedemy, birdies 15, birdies 16, get to 200. So yeah, it's a filthy wedge on,
Starting point is 01:02:11 but he was leaning into the fact that he was, he was like, dude, let's just talk about it. We're gonna talk about it, we're gonna get out in the open, we explained it to Jeff, we explained it to Andrew. And so, yeah, 15, you hit a, that could have been a squirrelly, you hit it way farther left to the ball. I hit a bad boy.
Starting point is 01:02:27 I turned the three wood over there. And around the corner, big dog leg left. 430 yard, par four dog leg left. And I got 100 yards in and I hit an awesome wedge in there. Did exactly what I wanted to do. The wind started to pick up, too. On the high wind, six holes. And so I was hitting some good golf shots.
Starting point is 01:02:43 And I just kinda of great distance control. One thing I'll say is on the par 5, 15th, 14th. That is a hard hole number one and I, that's where in the past, I'll try to do too much. It's like, okay, you're your even man, like, you gotta, you start pressing and I did and I was patient there. I made a good par there, just a really solid par And then 15, yeah, then 15, I went like, okay, now we're even par still. Got a great spot. And then I made a few pots, man.
Starting point is 01:03:12 So 15, 16, I made probably two 12 footer on 15, five footer on 16, both for birdie. You've stuffed it on 16. That was when I texted these guys and I said hey like It's happened. It's like watch out because that's I On under it's Carter Jeff on there after 16. I mean 17 18. He's got two shots to play with Yeah, I mean he's stuffed a wedge into 20-mile an hour wind to What five feet and then and then yeah, and then we're like all right like it's the widest fairway in the world on seven days. Well that's an intimidating tea shop water right OB left.
Starting point is 01:03:48 Timminating second check because it's all like basically blind. So I hit a good three wood out in the middle and then I came up short. I didn't got a little timid on the approach. Didn't want to at Icarito air mail. So I came up short and I hit a great ship and made a five footer down the hill. So that was a nervy putt for par for par. So there's still. Because there's no way, if you don't make that up and down,
Starting point is 01:04:07 there's no way going to 18 that you don't evacuate yourself. I agree. That was a big putt. It's a trickle down the hill. But 18, I had a good, what I thought was a good drive. Just like, I got the whole world right. I had a, you know, a pretty comfy fade. It wasn't a slice, but it was up the right side.
Starting point is 01:04:28 And then it kind of gets down behind these palm trees over there on the 18. Didn't hit a great second shot, but ended up in what I thought was a pretty good spot. And he's trying to play away from the long left miss. Cause it's like wind in on the left. And it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
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Starting point is 01:04:57 because I was thinking like how sick would it be if this goes in? That you hit 6.69. Yeah, I was 6.68. Oh, 68, so yeah. No, that one was 6.9. So the par, and I wanted, yeah. So I blow it like four feet by, and was 16, I was 68. So yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the, uh, salary. DJ's watching from the fairway. We're in here back there in the fairway,
Starting point is 01:05:26 solid max, all the time. And then on one hand, I'm like, oh my God, like, make this fucking putt, you know, and the other hand, I'm like, well, you know, DJ and Rainier, do we bomb? Cause I didn't do it on straps. Maybe I should like, maybe I should object and just pick the ball up and walk off.
Starting point is 01:05:40 That's what we were saying in the group behind. That was, but I respect the game too much, cause then it would all be fake, right? Like, it's like, oh no, like, then you're short-chaining the viewers, and I don't think it changes anything for strapped, because I think it, I agree whole-heartedly with that. Can you do it when the red lights on? Yeah, and declare it, like, I'm doing it this time. And when your budget depends upon it.
Starting point is 01:05:58 And I think I likened it, you know, after the fact to, let me say first of all, Randy and I think we're, we felt a after the fact to, let me say first of all, Randy and I, I think we're, we felt there. We felt a little bit of that, like, oh gosh, he's too under really, like we're not there. Like, wow, this is, that's a bummer. And then, just seeing Subon, you gotta know where, you know, like, oh, yeah, I guess today,
Starting point is 01:06:18 the jubilation of everybody up on the green in front of us. I mean, it was, it was absolutely dynamite. Sully comes in for the big hug. You know, he's getting married. It was just, dude, great. That's a nice box on me. Exactly, it was absolutely fantastic. And V Disrespect was a huge difference.
Starting point is 01:06:32 First we'll stuff up on Insta. People, we got like a probably 2000 plus messages. Like it's gonna take all week to go through. It was, honestly, when I put one in, I was hyped. It was like, I feel it. Of course. It felt really fucking. The elephant heads off your back.
Starting point is 01:06:48 We're messaging. I thought it felt a little, I would like in it to, you know, hopefully our next draft, we'll see, who knows where we're going to go, who knows where we're going to play. Hopefully that's the 97 masters to your 59 at Isleworth for Tiger, basically, right? Where he just blew the doors off Isleworth, shot 59, and then goes out and wins the 97 masters by a billion. Yeah. But do you think, so not having a driver in the bag, do you think that was part of the
Starting point is 01:07:17 secret sauce where you're just hitting it that well with the irons that, and putting that well that it didn't matter. I think it had something to do with it. Um, yeah, I just didn't admit, well, I don't know because I hit in the water twice like off the tee, like it wasn't like I hit the tee ball that well all day. I just putted really well. Period.
Starting point is 01:07:36 I don't normally put that. I don't make six birdies ever, you know, that's just a ton of, a lot of eagle. Six birdies and an eagle, like, I just played, I putted really well. Golf's, like, golf's a lot easier when you make, when you're making pups. Four, five, six birdies in an eagle. Like I just played, I potted really well. Golf's a lot easier when you're making pups. Four, five, six birdies, you make eagle.
Starting point is 01:07:49 Yeah, like, and 10, 12 footers, 20 footers goes in. So I will say it's a good lesson in, I've always had my best rounds when there's zero expectations. Like my career low, 69, I shot it, I hadn't played in two or three weeks. I'd, you know, driven four and a half, like a flown to Denver, drove four and a half hours from Denver to Dismore River and then went out there, blind,
Starting point is 01:08:13 eagled the first hole, I'm thinking, oh, like yeah, like I'm gonna call that 90 today if I eagled the first hole. And then yeah, I just kinda like kept, you know, kept it between the Mayo and the mustard. And because it's like you're not trying to live up to anything, you're not trying it just comes to you. I had some whiffs of that today.
Starting point is 01:08:30 I don't know if I was gonna be upright today and put together a nice round. It's a fun, I think you're right, no expectations is big. What do you think, Shiver? Well, I loved it all the boys were there. What I was worried about was that I was gonna do it up in the North East over the summer. I was like, NGLA, I was out about was that I was gonna do it up in, you know, the Northeast over the summer.
Starting point is 01:08:45 I was like, NGLA, out of South Korea. That's a good point. It was, it was like, everywhere was dead. That was fun. It could have been much better. Summer set hills, nobody there. But like, check it out guys. And you've been like, yeah, FU.
Starting point is 01:08:57 All right, Neil, congratulations man. Thanks guys. Thanks guys. Great stuff. Great weekend from everybody. I didn't get to watch much F1, anybody watch it. I caught a little bit of it. I watched more of qualifying yesterday than I did. I actually watched it all on tape delay. Okay. I woke up. Massive tape delay.
Starting point is 01:09:12 I want to apologize on behalf of Leve Lance Stroll. Thank you. He nuked Lando. Dirty, dirty racing. The start was bananas. Cool track. Carlos signs jumped out from like, I don't know where you started fifth, sixth maybe. Kimmy Rykonen jumped like 10 spots on the first lap because everybody's tires, they couldn't get their tires warm. But in the end, there was all sorts of elevation changes. Hamilton took over cementing goats It's very, very boring result race. Well, it's 25 seconds. But it was his 90 second career win,
Starting point is 01:09:50 new F1 world record. Charlotte Claire, P4, Pierre, P5, good job Pierre. Good job, yeah. Albonz officially been put on notice. Yeah, Albonz, I think it's been a long time coming. I mean, I thought I officially officially put on notice weeks ago. Exactly. But he's a disgrace.
Starting point is 01:10:08 And did nothing to help himself today. Verstappen Laptum, he finished outside the points. It was very disappointing. Last place from our landstroll. Our boy, our boy Georgie got up into seventh at one point. I thought he ran an awesome race. Just, you know, just doesn't have enough car to finish in the points.
Starting point is 01:10:30 But, yeah, no safety cars, really clean race otherwise. Stroll spun out, but got back on the track, but then it had to pit and retire eventually. And then, you know, NFL today, the Falcons found a new way to lose. Do you guys see that? No. Uh, they were, they were, let me just say you couldn't, you, there's no amount of money. I don't think for me to watch a Falcons.
Starting point is 01:10:51 I'm not going to lie in this game. Um, that's, that's good. I just watched some highlights of it, but I, they were, they were going in for the score with like, almost zero time left. Gurley, instead of like falling and just not scoring, and then they could kneel and run the ball out, he waltzes into the end zone and then the Lions come down and score.
Starting point is 01:11:15 It was amazing. Which I'm actually happy as a Falcons fan because I wanted to keep losing because I think, you know, it's a full on rebuild. And then it's tough seen down there in Dallas. Do you wanna apologize for the red rifle? You've slurped them for years. He's one of my least favorite players in the entire league.
Starting point is 01:11:33 He was a total fraud with Cincinnati. There's only one thing left for for Jair. Yeah, Dallas got rocked by the Washington football team and they need to call on the cucumber. It's time to call on the cube. You know what they're giving the Columbia football quarterback, Sean Brackett, my quarterback out of Columbia. What's he been doing for the last?
Starting point is 01:11:56 He's been in the arena league playing for the team and the pirates, the Massachusetts pirates or something. He's been slinging the pee in the arena league for like the last four years, five years. And yeah, I think he's getting a workout this week. He's not a big guy. No, he's not. He's a dual threat, but I don't know if he's,
Starting point is 01:12:15 I don't know, they must be desparados. Just bringing the cuck. Well, the rifle guy can cut, so they're gonna have to sign somebody that sounds like. That being said, gosh, where were we gonna go with that? Exactly. We're gonna wrap up now. I think we're more than good.
Starting point is 01:12:30 I would love to hear you guys continue this conversation on the trap draw this week. Do we have anything to look forward to on the trap draw? You know what? We actually have a good one. It's already been recorded and dropping overnight. We try not to have a conversation with Wright Thompson. Oh my, senior writer. God, I guess we have a Wright Thompson. Oh my, senior writer, the SPN. Whoa, literally giant. Sheesh!
Starting point is 01:12:48 We should have led, I forgot about that. We should have led with that. No, it's great. He's got a new book coming out. We talk a little bit about that. We talk and then we just get into his life and his career and his process. We're sitting in a house right now
Starting point is 01:12:59 that we jokingly called the Kill House. We covered that one. Because of Wright's work. Yeah, oh my God, that's cool. Tourists sauce, we're going to Old Mac this week, an episode narrated by Randy. Randy guy, I think the say about Old Mac. I just, you know, I, I, I, I don't think I'm gonna convince
Starting point is 01:13:15 everybody. It's the best course at Bannon. People have their minds pretty well made up, but I hope I can convince people why it's a cool course and, you know, what's, what's neat about it a cool and neat Course also like shout out. It's gonna be a complete sweepstakes the next two weeks in the pro shop. Yeah hoodies are coming back Performance t-shirts performance long sleeve shirts restock of the hoaterness and born stuff T.C. Been working hard on that T.C. got the resupply restock on how got I got the plug
Starting point is 01:13:42 Hutter covers. I mean a total sweepstakes We're probably some news letter out. We've got the hotter covers. On Wednesday or Thursday. So look out for that. I'll probably send something out on Twitter. But yeah, big week for the, from all parts of the analytics.
Starting point is 01:13:55 That's all these, all these probably off the grid for a few days. I'm gonna hope Saul is off the grid. I'm gonna be off the grid a little bit. I think up in Piner's. I'll share some Instagram stuff. I'm gonna document the journey on Instagram. So follow up. You got a feel good, I think, up in Pinehurst. I'll share some Instagram stuff. I'm gonna document the journey on Instagram. So, follow that.
Starting point is 01:14:07 You got to feel good, Lauren made the cut. Lauren Reynolds's sweet. She was first alternate into the LPGA event, got in, made the cut, I think T37, T39, something like that. So, yeah, we're feeling great. Her team and I feel great going to talk. I forgot what I wanted to talk about. The first baseball action I've watched.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Oh my God, same. Same. Randy Texas today and he's like, hey man, like. This was the end of game four of the last night. Last night. This would have been Saturday night. Yeah. Those were the first pitches I've watched
Starting point is 01:14:38 in probably three years. It was bottom of the ninth inning. And like you felt like something, like there was something weird going on and then Randy texted this morning he was like hey like I had like watched I had to rewatch the highlights because I thought I dreamed that last night it was so very spooky. I'm glad you guys could see such a fun baseball ending like that was that was very cool it reminded me of why I once liked what it only happens you
Starting point is 01:15:00 don't want to be five years ago. Come on. Come on. Come on. It's a little like golf in that way. All right let's cut it there. So all right congratulations if you've made it It only happens, you don't want to be five years. Come on. A little bit. A little like golf in that way. All right, let's cut it there. So, all right, congratulations. If you've made it this far, which I hope you haven't, and I hope you do another stuff this week. But congratulations. Congratulations, Amriss.
Starting point is 01:15:14 Congratulations, Amriss. And Mrs. Solomon. Indeed. So, all right. Cheers. Cheers. Give it a right club. Feed a right club today.
Starting point is 01:15:24 Yes. It's gonna be the right club. Be the right club today. Yes! That is better than most. How about in? That is better than most. Better than most! Expect anything different.

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