No Laying Up - Golf Podcast - NLU Podcast, Episode 7: Shane Ryan
Episode Date: August 29, 2014Grantland golf writer Shane Ryan joined Soly to discuss the Ryder Cup, how he got started at Grantland, how No Laying Up got started, and a bevy of other topics, including some questions from the... T...he post NLU Podcast: Episode 7 (Shane Ryan) appeared first on No Laying Up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Expect anything different? battle the most! Hi, welcome back everybody to the No Way Not Podcast. We have another new guest for you this time. First time on the podcast
It's Grant Win Golf Rider Shane Ryan. Shane, would you say you are in...
Alright, so we're recording this on Thursday August 28th. Are you in Ryder Cut mode or are you in FedEx Cut Playout mode?
Yeah, I'm totally, totally in Ryder Cut mode, man.
I mean, I wish the TGA tour people have been so nice to me,
so I wish I could say FedEx Cut.
Well, I'm doing a great one piece that's coming up tomorrow,
which is Friday.
It's about what's going to happen on Tuesday
with the Ryder Cut fix. And one thing I was thinking is we don't have a draft, we don't have a
straight deadline, we don't care if a golfer comes out early
from college, we don't have any tire mists because
dudes play on the senior tour forever. Tuesday is our only off-the-courge day,
like captain's fix, or it basically, that's our one like you know like offseason or off the court
thing that we can get psyched about
that's a great point i've never thought of that well we actually we had an
idea back in
bring
for that when the match play future was very much up in the air
uh... we wrote a thing which probably i'm seeing about how the players
should have a sort of draft for the center match player whatever that
that was the new sponsors the match play
basically you get seated
uh... one through sixty four and i won't go into the details of a book
it would be televised on the golf channel
you tune in on a Tuesday night so all the during practice you wouldn't know who
you're playing
and you essentially got to choose your playing partner for the how much how much more
interesting with the match play be if that was the case and you got to call out
individual opponents. See I mean that is such a good idea and I've heard a modified
version of that for the Ryder Cup where one captain is like okay number one we're
leading with Phil Nicholson and the hero captain goes all right turn up a
bigger doobish on against him and we're gonna go number Mickelson and the hero captain goes, all right, Pernum, pick a two-person on against him and we're going to go number two, Justin Rose,
and then the American captain comes back and says, I mean, it would be like, yeah,
I'm like the same thing for your essential idea. It's so good. And it's like, why wouldn't they do that?
I guess it would be so much fun. Everybody would tune in. It would be great.
Let's fill the show with just a binder full of data on every player
he'd be in bones if they're crunching numbers as they go through the draft and
whatnot like that
just like the fancy football guy you play with to take the way too seriously
it would be infinitely hilarious like there's no way I would miss that
like if they cover that live on the top show
well it'd be so much drama too like
like nobody likes Patrick Green show,
would everyone feed him or would somebody just avoid him
till the end, would everybody avoid bolter?
You know, things like that,
when it was on this turn, like, who would eat that?
It would be awesome.
Yeah, well, they do your idea for the matchups.
They do do that for the present cup, right?
They sit down in front of each other and cut out like that
there's not really a clock and
well probably i remember for a couple put the name up on the board and
nickpriced a match that the nickpriced could have been up on the board for
a couple matches
i don't know why they wouldn't do that with the writer company that would add a
whole new level strategy especially come Sunday
i will say that that you i think i would like that and i think
in the end i would choose that if I had the option, but there's something cool too about the blind selection of like,
because it lends more strategy to the captain fish, because they can think like, all right,
who are they going to put out first?
If they're going to put their top gun, do I want to waste somebody?
Do I want to put, I don't know who the waste ticket at the US can you be, like, Zach Johnson,
or someone throw him out there, and throw my top guns out at the end.
So if it's kind of fun to see how that lines up when they do that, too.
Yeah, but at the same time, I think it was my friend Adam Carson, you know, I were talking
this week with our Tigers never had a good Sunday single match.
He always gets paired up with Andrew Coltard, or or yes for Parnafek or something on Sunday and it's just it's amazing how it's all
fallen out like the best match I remember him having was I think it was did he
play Ernie L's in that president's cup where they tied or just in the playoffs
that he just got win played like in 30 L's decide to present cup like the O3
president's cup or something like that. Yeah I'm not a president's got a call and i know no one really is a lot of
i think that's the best that's the best topic of discussion especially when
we're a month away
so he's not been interested in question of like
the the team world and the president's got to know worse than team europe i mean
there's a ton of great players
there's no reason the president's cup shouldn't be as awesome as the writer
cup except for I guess like history tradition right I mean that's the only thing that's the
only difference yeah it's just a rivalry isn't there I mean it's not first it's not been
competitive international it's not made it nearly competitive enough in the short history
that the event been there and it's just a cheap play off the writer cup I mean it is just
I mean it's the writer cup I can't explainder Cup. I mean it is just I mean it's the Ryder
Cup I can't explain how excited I get for it. I mean I told myself I've been telling myself all
year about how big a favorite year of it and it's some there's I haven't picked a day yet but I'm
going to flip the switch where I stop being so negative and I just turn my attention towards
rooting for the United States and the more I look, though, the further I keep pushing that day back, I just can't
picture it.
I picture it a little bit better than I did maybe a month ago, but just in looking at
just every time I pull up that European team page and the US team page and look at how
the US guys are playing.
Great, it's been better.
But I just can't be confident, you know, in a team that's bringing bubble lots and over
as the number one player on Foreign Soil in the guy can't hit confident you know in a team that's bringing bubble lots and over as a number one player on foreign
soil in the guy
can't hit a shot without being distracted on a friday
at richwood country club in a phatic's cup of that like there's going to be an
international incident bubble lots this
uh... here's the thing now yeah i totally agree now bubble lots and it's not
going to understand europe at all he's going to embarrass himself somehow
but the thing i love love about this US game
is it's just such a group of oddball.
So you've got a lot of, it was like,
the world's biggest narcissist.
Like, it's like a total head case.
Then you guys, you know, you've got to be Walker.
It's kind of like the snow, it's like a laboratory
in the Southwest where he takes photos of stars
and he's been in National Geographic. You have to like, is that charles and crazy like extreme Christian, right?
Like the ultimate like Christian dude.
Patrick Reed, who nobody likes, so, Koocher, Koocher, who everybody likes.
And we're only going to, you know, Nicholson who's like kind of his own weird breed of lunatic.
Like this is like the offsite site the dirty dust or something like I am so excited for this chin because I think
against all odds that I think they have a chance to pull through and my only hope my only hope is
that Tom Watson keeps the weirdness going with his cap and fix. I hope you guys can go with like
Shnettburn's trigger or whoever I hope it's like Brendan Todd and Hunter Mayan and chicken Bradley.
So we have an OCT guy in there, you know, a guy in Brendan Todd who looks like he's
a computer programmer.
I hope it's a lot.
I love this team.
It's weird and it's possible.
And he looks out.
Jim's here too.
There's a whole nother wrinkle in there.
I mean, it is. There's no camaraderie between any of these guys on this team.
We take a nice and I mean, yes, the chalkiest subject.
And everyone has their own opinion here.
But what do you think are the three going to be the three captains take?
Who would you take if you were Tom Watson?
Yeah, okay.
So this is the subject of the destroyer running grand tomorrow.
So, although by the time it comes out. So, okay, you can see cream.
Although by the time it comes out, it probably won't be a big preview.
But I think Hunter Ming is a great back and I think he's going to pick him.
I think Hunter, yeah, Hunter, we all know we had the bad little chip against Grand McDowell
that lost the Ryder Cup in 2010.
But this guy also had a 11 match win streak at the Accenture match play and
I think it was like 169 holes that he had never trailed in a match play match in that tournament.
He's a tough dude.
I mean, he's a guy who I think will win a major someday.
He's James, he's James really great right now and he's going to have a lot to play for.
So I would pick him, I think he's going to pick him.
I think unless he misses a cut this week, we'll probably see Kim Bradley, because Kim Bradley
cares so well with Phil McElfinn, at least he's been dying and he did.
And he's a good platter and everything like that. I think Bradley is going to pick him and it's a good pick.
The third pick is a really curious one. He could go to Schneider, which I think would be a terrible pick.
Web Simpson would be kind of the safe pick because we know he can play under pressure because he's got a major championship. His form is okay right now. And you've got experience in the sense that
he played one other Ryder Cup. I guess it could go to Stricker. I feel like that's becoming
less and less of a possibility, so I don't think that's actually going to happen. My guy and
the guy I would pick is Brendan Todd. I don't think Watson is going to pick him, but the
dude can straight pilot and ship. I mean, he's among the best in the tour at those two
things, which is so valuable. And you know, he does not have any experience. Everyone in major, he won his first tournament this year.
Never been in a Ryder Cup, but yeah, I would love to see him
pick Brennan Todd.
I would guess Web Simpson though, is going to be watching the third pick.
I'm going to surprise you.
I am completely on board for Brennan Todd.
I was so relieved that he hears somebody else say that.
I've been actually saying that since about.
When he finished top 10 at the memorial, it's when I was fully convinced.
When he won the Byron Nelson, I specifically wrote about like, here we go, another crazy
random winner on the PGA tour this year, another Steven Boatage.
I don't think we're looking at the next superstar.
And he actually surprised me more after he won.
He finished type of fifth at Colonial, type of eighth Memorial, 70th at U.S. Open, and
then at top five at the Quicken Loan and the Green Briar after that.
I was like, I was sold on Brennan Todd.
So I'm going a little bit since then.
I guess really since mid-July I've got my good page now.
He's not finished better than time for 39th since July.
But it's another question I have that I wouldn't have asked probably two weeks ago, but I just
started reading Mark Brody's book every shot count.
Have you read it all?
Have you heard about it?
No, I've heard about it.
I've not read it yet.
So the crux of it is that, well first of all, I just realized how dumb a lot of the things
I say about the game is golf art. And I always said, not the writer, but the realized how dumb a lot of the things I'd say about the game are going to go off fire.
And I always said, not the writer cup, but the man you need guys to make putt.
And I'm literally 25% into the book, and I'll never say that again, because it doesn't
make a lot of sense.
And I think especially in the writer cup, it's kind of a cliche.
Everyone has their own opinion on what the specialty is for a writer cup playerouple like oh you need somebody with length or all you need to make
putt but I think as anything the writer-couple is the best example of
somebody that you need a good all-around game because you can't hide any you
can't hide any part of your game in alternate shot like you can't you know
I mean so what is there a typical prototype player that you look for that
you know like so we're talking about is there a typical prototype player that you look for that you know i think i'm a brand-new and i think i do think
experienced matters on international
uh... writer cup
is there anything in particular that you are new skill in particular that you
favor i guess
well let me say that experience first because it was like that's a little bit
of a pet chip of mine
you look at guide show twenty twelve dav, Davis was at four captain's thick.
And it was Jim Syracch, each striker,
Brent Snetaker, and I think Dustin Johnson
was the four captain's thick.
Now, the nation of young and old Stetaker at that point
and not played one in Dustin Johnson's experience.
But it's two quote unquote experienced guys,
where Jim Syracch sees Shricker.
However, at that point, the US had lost six of eight Ryder cups.
So I think at some point we have to say,
what does that mean?
What does experience mean?
In the case of the US, it is completely negative experience.
So it's like, it's terrible records.
Like Jim Syrac's record is really abysmal.
I think he's one 33% of his matches in Ryder Cup, which is real bad. Strictor the same way. You know,
Fiery we know kind of he won a major in 2003 he won the US Open but he kind of struggles
under pressure. We know Strictor really struggles under pressure. So it's like well what does
experience mean? So for the European, experience means impolter,
Lee Westwood, Sergio, guys who have really,
really positive experience in the rider belt.
And that's great.
But for the US experience, I don't think
it's necessarily a plus.
And so, yeah, go ahead.
Yeah.
Well, no, no, I mean, I just think that's like,
it's something that I keep hearing from the media.
And it's like, yeah, experience is good.
But only, I feel like it's only as good
as the actual experience is. People are, feel like it's only as good as the actual experiences
people are you know people are treating Steve Sticker right now like this like icon of the game and it's like wait a second like like hold up a second you know or
Brent Smediker like all Smediker's guy experience well no he like he blew a force and smashed it in 2012 and every time this guy's been in contention in a major, he shoots 80.
You know what I mean?
I don't know if that's the kind of experience you want.
Now, I agree that first time as the pressure is going to be like nothing they've ever felt before,
but when you have a generation in the US that is absolutely not almost nothing except failure,
like really, it's like it's experienced that much of a thing.
We really want to.
Is that the ingredient we really care about at this point?
I agree.
I'm with you here.
I really, I think if you have enough simple data to show somebody's extensive experience
and their amount of suckitude is that of Jim Fierrix, like, that's not a positive thing.
Like, Fierrix career record in four ball is one eight and one
if you play for that's he can't play for both that's it that's a huge sample
you can't put them out there i don't got a goody's playing
i know what's going to but
like there's no way i would i would line him up in four ball i just could not
play him up there
i think all of the shots that's in a lot better than that for a four ball
mentality does that
i'd feel like that first that shock of being on the first tee,
if you've played in the event at least once,
I think that matters to me,
like especially for a cap and tick.
Like, I feel like you need to have been there.
I don't that's why I don't think you can thank Todd.
I think Todd is a better option than Web Assistant.
I think that lag, I think I agree.
I think Bayhands is gonna be one, Keegan two,
for cap and tick, that's probably what I would do as well. That sort of thought, I think I agree. I think they're going to be one, Keegan too, for Captain Spick.
That's probably what I would do as well.
That sort of spot, I think I would lean towards Todd,
but I think it's going to be Stenaker.
I know I spoke with Shane Bacon, Yahoo,
all about this a couple of weeks ago,
just about Watson and Stenaker have the RBC tie.
Like, I don't know how good a friends they are,
but they have a relationship.
It's clear they have a working relationship.
I think that kind of familiarity would then get some pressure i don't know how good a friend they are but they have a relationship clear they have a working relationship i think
that kind of familiarity would be given pressure from rbc to pick
you know snetaker and i i i i i i don't see him making any shocking news that's
for sure
yeah i think i think it definitely pal right but i think
i don't think you can necessarily pressure tom Watson at this point in
career you know that you like yeah
i don't know if you can clear on your podcast but the i don't give a point necessarily pressured Tom Watson at this point in his career. You know what I mean? Yeah.
I don't know if you can flare on your podcast,
but I don't give a quick fact in Watson.
It's got to be like, sky eye, you know?
I mean, and yeah, I just,
the set of course,
the set of course form is not so good.
It right now, it's fine.
It's probably better than times,
but I don't think it's so good that you necessarily like just taken you know without question because
when you just got so what's in when he did his press conference that's the
pgp championship the monday after
said you know what are we gonna consider all the stuff but then the last
week's sad he's like
i want to emphasize the gut factor we're gonna pick guys with like strong
guts who can make these shots under pressure
i don't see anything about the senator that leads you to believe that he has the guts factor at
all. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what you can expect from this guy under pressure.
And if you don't think you can expect anything from him, I don't know. Why would you pick
him? You don't mean pick Web Simpson, maybe Brendan Todd's students should be green or
whatever. But I don't know. Staticer to me is just like that.
It's just such a conservative loser pick in some ways.
Yeah, the problem with that is you, you, what you're saying about the gut factor.
There's no one knocking on the door that really feels like has a gut factor.
Whatever that means, it's not like, hair fingers is really vattle tested.
And we, we know how he's going to handle the pressure
or Ryan Moore is going to step up to a putt
and the thing is going to make it as well.
So that's just where it's the lack of enthusiasm
from the chances of the US team comes from on my end.
So yeah, I'm looking at them.
It's going to be so, I can't wait, I really can't.
I was looking at what's interesting
the tv schedule this year
i mean i live in the island chicago in the central times of
it starts at one thirty on Friday morning like how what is my strategy what is
your strategy for watching
i can do i come home Thursday night from work go to sleep
for six hours and then wait get the coffee gone and get going at one thirty
or what's the plan
yeah i mean well look i'm in a big time here i'll be in scotland so i'm
okay
yeah
and i don't know i don't know what you what you'd be on doing the situation
now but
no i think if i was home if i were home i would say
yeah i mean
okay it's
i would say there's anything that you want to watch live
and watching it live that's not a question the questions whether or
to stay up all night and watch through the morning or go to sleep before
i would try to get some shot at the four unless unless you are making it only
party but
then you were in the risk of like not having not having anything to thank for the
you know the second round of matches on Friday. Exactly and that's actually I'm I'm I'm moving from Chicago
like two days after the writer cup in and so this like my last week in Chicago too so I have
to figure out I'm already trying to game plan this thing if you can't tell like how I'm going
to be in front of a TV to watch all this stuff and that being completely exhausted. What are you moving through for Chicago?
I'm moving actually to Amsterdam.
I'm going on like a rotation with my company for 18 months there.
And I wish I was going there two weeks earlier if it was the case.
I would have snagged all the way to get over to Glen Eagle's, that's for sure.
I'm just going to barely miss it.
Totally, yeah.
Now, yeah, I think you're right, man.
I think a little lefty forehand is good.
And then watch it.
And yeah, I mean, the Ryder Cup, the movie
you hear like that, that music.
I can still hear it in my head.
It's just such an amazing event.
It's actually the first golf event I ever covered.
And the 2012 Ryder Cup that I covered for ground to be in still the best golf event I ever covered and the 2012 rider cup that I covered
for ground to me is still the best sporting event period any sports that I've ever covered.
It was amazing.
It was the best sporting event I've ever attended.
I went Friday and we went.
We got there first thing in the morning.
We saw the bubble lots in Ian Polter first.
It's weird for me to root for bubble lots in the poll to our first which is it's weird for me to root for bubble
lots in general at all.
But I mean that was the coolest thing I've ever seen in sports on to that first T where
people just screaming USA at 7.08 in the morning or whatever it was and just launching a T shot
and just everyone going absolutely nuts.
I mean there's so many people around at first T we couldn't see anything.
So we just kept trying to like leave that leaf I had a couple of holes finally figured
out we it we leave that left had like five holes waiting on the 15th green which is the
dribble part four we waited there like on the hill behind it for an hour and a half and
then to come through and the morning matches the u.s. one every single one they'll want
the 15th hole every single time they close the first point there
and that's where keegan drain that part and uh... what in pfc's caddie
within the flag around it had i've never heard of a world that lana golf course
is killing and
just watching the the golf game and the great is around you know it's been
u.s. collapse and they've been playing just watching it
getting back to right of the mode has been completely jacked up.
That's awesome, and yeah, it was absolutely the environment, it was like nothing I ever
experienced.
I don't know if you guys at the course, did you have the little radios where you could
listen to the BB-C feed?
I don't remember if it was the BB-C feed, but we actually had little TV, like America,
everybody, if you had American Express car or something, you could have a TV and you
could be watching stuff going on other
whole so that helps as well. Yeah well on a bubble lots and topics let me just say you guys are doing the Lord's work.
It could be ongoing. I'm going above as well you're deserved and so good. I just think it's awesome.
It just, it's amazing how much it keeps going.
Like, keep expecting it to suck.
And then like, I'll be at work and I'll come back and I'll have like 15 messages on Twitter about something else not,
but just did that I wasn't even aware of.
It's amazing.
He's a parody of himself at this point.
But he gives us so much material. It's impossible not to keep the parity of itself at this point but he gives us so much material is impossible to keep taking on it but
and it's it's funny like okay here's a guy named bamba who's like kind of quirky
dresses a little funny as a pink driver and hits the crap out of the ball you
know it's a three hundred fifty yards
he's like just like four criteria he is so likable
and he is the absolute opposite
of his image.
So taking a long time, it's coming back on so hard now because people are finally realizing,
wait a second, this guy is not at all who he thought he was.
But it still amazes me how many fans he has and how often I get the reaction.
What?
You guys are called no laying up. You don't like bubble lots and how can you
not like the guy
the spirit and like
just any any kind of attention to them at all and it's kind of like
it's embarrassing that I read someone posted
uh... i i i i i i think it's a bit of a bit of that
that boob is cheers were outweighing rory's cheers this week and and uh... rich
where to play
that alone just states that i can
i'll just say it like how dumb some american star like it just it blows my mind
is to
what the kind of people appreciate you carry themselves like even every man
anywhere the five hundred thousand dollar watch
and treat everyone around like shit but just call it like it is i mean
and uh... i mean i honestly
this point i'm right one of the leader board is because i want to keep
giving up to material like it's interdipseled
i think the
it's
the guy the guys that know filter i i you know we know we don't
agree had a whole long drive thing but
uh... i went up to the kids who were you know on the t on the tenth t
where the long drive competition
was being held and I knew I was going to get good stuff because they're really nice kids
so I started by saying you know who's your favorite golfer that you've seen today you know
this was late in the day and they're like oh we really liked you know Ricky Fowler and
Keegan Bradley and they came through his film and they're all having a really good time
and they're you know betting with each other and they're really nice and I said well
You know who's your least favorite golfer and I'd not finish the sentence before both them were like
You know
A new generation
Under yeah, yeah, the young generation of getting it not only that he pulled the stuff you heard about
He was also swearing at all the staff there
He was he was like literally swearing and he was mad that somebody had jumped at them on a practice team he
was going this fucking bullshit and like oh my god yeah just don't you
can't come around these like kid to you know who knows like before the
term ending might have been huge bubble fans the guy just has no
pop man he has no self awareness and. And it's just endlessly fascinating to watch him,
you know, I think his father and father
down his own mouth.
He made a...
I'll say a quick story.
This was back at the 2012 Memorial Tournament.
I was out watching during the program.
And, but it's number eight, like a part three,
he has a shot way last into the crowd and torso is it?
Does the wayward point and starts going back and bitching
to Ted Scott, I can't even focus, man.
All these cameras, I can't even focus.
This is a pro-amp.
Remember this, this is a pro-amp.
So I'm sitting in front row watching this
and I'm with a friend of mine.
We just kind of look at each other, do you think this counts for something?
And then, so we followed him up the green, watching him finish it out.
We went and watched the apple nine, which is the par four.
And he hit Iron Off of it. It's like a 412-year-apar four through the shoot.
He hits Irony, hits it kind of like strangely fat or off the toe.
It goes straight. It's kind of an okay shot okay shop it didn't look very pure at all and there's a small group of people around the
tee and no one really claps or does anything because again it's a pro-amp
while he's getting the tee out of the ground he just sarcastically goes nice
shop I'm a fakes everybody and I picked a tee up and just starts walking and we
like every even people I didn't know that were standing around, they were like, look at each other.
Like, are these curious?
Did he want us to cheer for him during the program?
I was like, I have all this on video.
That was kind of when the tide turned for me especially.
I mean, I already didn't like to tell him, I'm like, all right, this guy is really the
worst.
Well, I get good news for you, Chris.
He has said, he has said, he's come out, he's trying to be a better man and a better
Christian.
So, we can all stop worrying, you know.
It's the year of rejoicing.
That's what he said.
It's the year of rejoicing.
I also want to know how somebody who's tweeted almost 50,000 times claims to have deleted
the internet off his phone.
I didn't know what that means, first of all, to have deleted the internet off your phone
if it's as we possible.
No, that was, he said that at the British Open.
I was there when he said that.
Yeah, I don't, who knows what it means.
And somebody followed up and he was like, oh, yeah, check it sometime.
But like, not all the time.
I think we've got me to follow you on Twitter when I first saw you, somebody retweeted.
Yeah, I do.
I forget what you said, but it was probably making an ass of themselves but then you added the hashtag
here every choice thing after it because it's so perfect like it's such a
funny phrase and it's so like I've ballooned in such nonsense that's
probably such a baby but I was like I'm in this tweet but I got followed
and right now I don't know I don't know. I can't take credit. I can take credit for Trump for 10th grad.
I can't take credit for year of rejoicing.
I think I got to give it for him.
I don't know that Brendan Porath was from S.B. Nation.
I think that's where I got that from.
So I can't take credit for that.
Let me just let him love that too.
It's about rejoicing.
You know the whole year is about rejoicing.
Yeah.
We're in the midst. We're at the end of the the year every joy thing where he won't do a drive long drive
contest for the charity, which by the way is like Christianity and charity are above
a sword and shield.
There has been against his own like you know, Dick behavior.
That's the thing he trots out.
And then there we have a here we have a charity thing where he could have won 25 grand for zone charity.
And he won't do it.
That's very funny.
It's the best.
So you said that 2012 Ryder Cup was the first best golf event you'd cover.
You know, how did you start get in with Grantland?
How did you start with this role you currently have, you know, writing dog golf for Grantland?
You write other stuff for Grantland too as well, right?
Yeah, so I'll give you the short version of the story. you currently have writing dog golf for granted. You write other stuff for granted too, all right?
Yeah, so I'll give you the short version of the story.
I went to school at Duke and so I was a big college basketball
fan.
I moved to New York City after graduating.
And I was trying, I was English major,
so I was trying to write novels, trying to write short stories,
trying to be published and all that stuff.
So basically, but I also like to have a day job because New York City is very, very expensive. So I think like three
years, I think like, just for four years of doing nothing, being totally unproductive,
like on the road to being a loser with like no hope and no hope and no prospects.
But I decided like I'm like, look, I'm every day at this work, which was a cancer
center, I was a secretary at a cancer center in New York City, and it was like, I'm like, look, I'm every day at this work, which was a cancer center. I was a secretary at a cancer center in New York City.
And it was like, I need something to do because I sit around all day and do nothing and
keep paid way too much for doing it.
So I was like, all right, I'm going to start a blog.
So I started a Duke basketball blog.
And that kind of, it led to some other journalism, bakedly journalistic things in New York.
And at a certain point, I was like, all right,
you know, I need to go back to school.
So I applied to UNC to go back to the North Carolina area
and got like a little mini fellowship there.
So my girlfriend at the time was not my wife.
We moved to North Carolina.
And I was at the journalism program,
covering the HEC tournament for this little like a digital
news start up there trying to do.
And I wrote for my Duke blog that I had started in New York.
I wrote this piece about how terrible the media relations were at the HEC tournament.
How stupid it was.
Like the relationships between the media and the coaches and the media and the players
were very superficial and nobody was really trying hard and it was just getting
like this, they just creating boring relationships, creating boring stories.
So anyway, this post, for whatever reason, just went viral.
It was picked up everywhere.
John Feinstein, Tim Layden, Bill Simmons, they all wrote to me because they got their hands on the story somehow.
So, with Simmons, they wrote back and forth a little bit.
And this was in March of whatever year was, I guess, 2011.
And Grant was going to start that summer.
So, that summer, I was in turning at the Charlotte Reserve for no money, which is there, the Charlotte newspaper.
And I was like, you know what, let me, one story. Let me write something about the NBA finals,
which was Dallas and Miami that year.
And I'll send it to him.
And so I sent him this thing.
And he's like, oh, I like this.
Let me share with my editors.
The editors got it.
I accidentally copied me on the email.
One of the editors was like, I didn't really like this.
It was very good.
But I read his blog and thought it was kind of funny.
So let's do a machin at the blog. Basically they had this idea that they were going to do this blog feature,
which was a nightly recap. And they said, okay, you have a chance of three days to have your audition basically
to do this nightly recap in sports. Do whatever you want, you make it your own, make it funny, do it, you know, make it your own thing, and we'll
let you know after these three days, and in the afternoon do a post about anything you
want. So for the next three days I'm running back and forth to the Charlotte server,
pretending to be sick so I can run home and right in the post-program, and doing this
kind of stuff, and nearly recap, I guess.
I auditioned for it at the same time, which I didn't know.
But anyway, at the end of it, they thought some of the stuff I'd written was funny.
So they gave me a little contract to do.
The feature that became the Battle Last Night, which was the, you know, the Ninety-review of sports,
which was basically, I turned it into like an in-ungin style, secure, cold, joky thing, and did that for about a year.
Why did some other stuff, which was mostly baseball and college basketball?
And then 2012 came around, and Grown had no interesting golf.
It's a little too cool for golf at that time, you know.
And so I begged them, I said, please, please, please send me to the Ryorkup.
The Ryorkup is like, you know, as we've discussed, like even if you don't like golf, the Ryorkup
is the greatest thing ever.
It's got elements of patriotism and history and everything.
It's so cool.
So please send me there.
And so I begged and begged and begged.
And finally they said yes.
And one of the first things I did there, Bill Murray was in the first ever Ryarka Pro-Anne
that they had.
So I followed Bill Murray around.
I wrote a thing about that.
I wrote a preview, and then I wrote a feature on the Monday after about Ian Colt and everything
he had done, which I guess Bill Simmons really liked, and so they said, you know, you can
cover the majors from now on if you can get credentials.
And so that was supposed to be the short version but it turned long but
that's how I got into the golf beat for Grantland.
That's great I mean we actually I think we uh we post what we post on a grant one in
the past for kind of dropping the ball on that on golf cup or it created were a golf
log so we only really pay attention to golf but but no, it's good to see Gritland kind of getting on board slowly and covering golf.
It's not the same excitement level that it was and tagging with the first f**king on
the scene or whatever, but there's a ton going on in the golf world now.
We thought it was a really slow season, but the majors have kind of saved us the worthy
champions we've had in the majors this year kind of made it
you see that you think they think some good events to cover this year i guess
we're talking about the major
and the most exciting but
they've at least you know
bubble one and second major as much as we don't like and it's pretty big
story
what rory did in second half this year is obviously a huge story
uh... so now that's good that's good to hear good to see that you can
grant them that uh's up in their golf
camps on Senja's Skyline. That is awesome.
Yeah, well actually I'm reading a book this year and so I've been to about 30
tournaments at this point, I think it's 30 to the number now. So I've been the
whole year. Yeah, I'm reading in each of the contact me when I at least saw some of my
great-old stuff. So I'm reading a book about the young players on the tour and kind of what life after Tiger is like.
So that's going to come out next year.
So yeah, I've been to all of them, man, and I agree with you.
I think it's, you know, we haven't had a Tiger presence this year, but I think it's been
a pretty exciting year anyway.
With some, with some pretty cool, even, you know, even the minor tournaments, there've
been some pretty cool stories, and then just watching Rory do what he's done, and even
Martin Kymre earlier in the year year and it's just been pretty neat.
Yep, I would say, I mean I'd probably agree.
I'd rather Tiger sit out of tournament and do what he's done this year, when he shows
up and he's heard kind of distracts when the actual tournament and the actual good storylines
are going on.
I think for me personally, I like when he's not in aament, how the focus shifts away from him. When he's an
internament, he's 15 shots off the pace, and he's showing every
shot of it. That's that's the traction of the coverage for me.
You know, so I mean, I'd obviously rather win five tournaments
here like you did last year, but I'd also rather be out injured
than out there trying to play and kind of taking away from the
overall viewer experience. But did you make it to Memorial this year?
No, that was one of the few I skipped and it was just the timing of it.
And it was just, yeah, because I forget the schedule, but I had been to like,
wasn't the Texas tournaments maybe before it, that were right before it, I had been to,
and so I was driving back and I would have had to fly to Ohio or something.
I was like, yeah, you know what, forget it, I'm just going to do the next one.
Yeah, one thing I will say is that was tiger, what's interesting is that when he came
back to the congressional, his whole thing was like, you know, like, oh, the doctors are
amazed, I'm coming back so fast and people have had the same, you know, the same spinal
issue, the back issue that I've had are totally amazed that I'm coming back.
It kind of proved that he came back too soon.
I mean, if it disaster this year and said, it's like, you know, it's, yeah, I mean,
Tiger has best, this is a huge addition to golf, but Tiger, this version of Tiger is
just a annoying distraction and right up and two including the process before the Ryder Cup where he where he all of a sudden he wanted to pick him and you're like,
wait a second, why would Tom Watson ever pick you?
Yeah, and you can't sit out three months after a back surgery.
You sat, you got surgery, you were supposed to cure this injury, right?
You can't come back and be hurt after that.
There's no in-between there.
You come back when you're healthy.
And I don't buy honestly.
I hate when people accuse others of taking injury.
I don't think he's faking it.
I think he way overplayed the back parts for the PGA
and the bridge stone.
Because like he said, there was nothing related
to his surgery at all.
It wasn't where he had the surgery.
It was pain that.
And with how hurt he was at Bridgestone,
you can't possibly play the PEC,
you can barely walk after that.
And some of this battle back injuries,
you don't bounce back in that in three days.
Like, I felt like it was a little theatrical
in that whole thing.
I ain't saying that, but I really just feel that way.
Yeah, it was, it was just like,
it distracted from everything else.
We had some amazing tournaments.
Like the, you know, the ads at Bridgestone,one in Accra, I mean that was one of the best tournaments in the
years of FAR.
And one of the most revealing when you saw Rory do the search you on Sunday.
And it's like, we got to focus on Tiger right now.
Like come on.
Like, we've got all this moving on guys.
You're like, young Borg, you know?
Yeah.
But what's, I guess, tell me a little bit more about what your book is about what you mean by post-tiger we actually have a
piece that's getting ready to run i think probably on friday about
we we are going to still did a deep dive into how much
money
tiger is responsible for putting in the bank accounts of other pga tors
players so i was interested to see what you to see what you said about golf life after type.
Yeah, that's great to hear because I'm sure I would love to steal some of that research
for the book when I'm going to come back.
But no, you know, it's basically, you know the book of Good Walks foiled by John Fineson
I think it was published in 94.
I'm not ready but I'm familiar with it, yeah.
Yeah, so the idea there was just a season on the peach
nature, we saw around a number of guys.
And on a very simple level, that's what I proposed,
that's what made myself and my agency's proposed this year.
Like, look, we've got Tiger Woods kind of getting towards
the Twilight of his career.
You know, Phil Mickelson, you could argue the same,
even though they're both still very capable of winning tournaments.
But we thought we could identify at 2014 as a year where it's going to be a transitional
year.
The young guys are going to start winning a lot.
The game is going to start to turn and we're going to start to see new personalities emerge.
And the timing we thought would be perfect for somebody to be there all season to find
out what these guys really like to talk to them to all season to find out what these guys
really like to talk to them to write a book that's about these guys where
they came from what happens on the course this year what happens off the
course and just sort of be a sort of tell all the wrong word but a sort of
just a piece about what life is like on the tour right now and who these guys are.
And so, yeah, so that's the basic premise.
And the not the numbers of it is, you know, good walks poiled for the new generation,
as well as a treatise on what happens after Tiger Woods and the KGA tour,
what can we expect when Tiger's no longer the dominant force that he was.
And I really think that it's an amazing year.
I'm really, really, really excited about this book.
You know, if people go to ground and read some of this stuff,
I've written it you like that style.
It's going to be like that extra better because I would tell it stuff
because I don't want people to hate me yet because I want them to talk to me.
People with a book is published.
So, you know, it's like, but there's going to be a lot of great stuff there.
And, you know, if you're not a golf
fan and you've probably run into this, Chris, people's perception of golf is it's like,
oh, it's this boring, rich person's game. Well, I tell you what, that's not true at all.
There may be so many rich people in it, but it's not boring. It is a game that is so incredibly
anxiety-provoking that you get this assortment of personalities
from lunatics to obsessives to, you know, just like every kind of oddball and weirdo you
can imagine.
And these guys are just fascinating.
And the way their personalities dictate what happens on the course is just a drama that
I could witness over and over, and I love writing about it, and I just think it's going
to be such an exciting book when it comes out
well it's it's the most unique sport in my opinion just because
it's the most individual sport i mean people compare it to tennis as far as
like
you know be individual tennis players but
engulf you are always playing the golf course
but you're basically playing yourself so
there's nothing
that an opponent other than like put pressure on you by hitting a good shot, there's nothing
that an opponent can do to defend you. Like, you're not playing, even a match play, you're
not playing against your opponent, you and your opponent are playing the same hole and
you're ever get the lowest score wins the hole. So it's truly just the most, it's not
a testament, like in a tennis, you can just kind of physically dominate another player, or you can beat him with strategy, what not, but you're playing
into another player. Golf is just truly a test of how everyone plays the golf course that
day. And you are so much on your own, the biggest things these guys teams are like sports
psychologist trainer, caddy, swing coves, short game coach, you're still on your own, you're on your own.
So it's like, when I thought about Tiger firing, fully this week and thought about, you know,
he's got a decision to make, it's Tiger's decision who's going to trust with his swing.
There's no head coach that's going to decide who, Tiger's going to work with next, like
you are just in charge of everything
right. I've gotten a friend of mine that plays on tour and it's kind of surprised me
as I've gotten to know him better about just what tour life is like and I think you're
probably getting an interesting insight into that. I think it's probably completely different
now than it was 25 years ago where I feel like well those guys were good friends and go
out and treat beers with each other after rounds now I feel like all those guys were good friends and would go out and drink beers with each other after rounds. Now, I feel like even more, the games become more, just even more of an individual game.
This guys, you know, are going straight to the gym after a round, go before a round, and
it's turned into 10, 12, 13 hour days, where it's all kind of used to just be something
where you show up and play.
These guys were so talented, not to end up in the guys at Work hard but it the competition level has just kind of change and tiger's probably to blame
or credit for a lot of that
yeah and the money change to you know i actually have to be about that they
he has press conference and
i said you know what's the difference that the question that led to it was
what's the difference between european player and american player
and he kind of rift on like what's different between the European tour and the PGA tour? Well, in the European tour
the money is low enough still that it still retains some of that sort of a
camaraderie or whatever you want to call it where people you know players will
go out and they hang out they're all in the same hotel and taking shuttle buses
together to the course they're going out and having a drink after. PGA tour
man everybody's got a private car.
A lot of people have their family there.
Like you said, everybody's got a team that might consist of your agent, your caddy, your
swing coach, your mental coach.
And, you know, on and on, it could be a positive up to like seven people, which I think,
I think we'll be, we'll talk about the anxiety that golf provokes in the player.
I think they like having a big team around because it sort of creates at least the illusion all the people who are in the middle of the world.
I think they like having a big team around because it creates
the illusion that there are other people who can carry part of the
load for them.
Even though the scrim reality is that you are out there on the course on your own,
nobody else can hit those shots for you. other very much. It's just not something that happens. There's a lot of isolation there, and it can be very lonely. It can be, now it's lonely for American players. Imagine
it's like A, for European players, like a young guy like, yeah, a young splix,
who's not married, who's out here, who's got nobody to hang out with. Now,
imagine what it's like for someone like Summable No, who doesn't even speak English.
Yeah. Like, I mean, there's a lot of loneliness and isolation
to the whole thing, and the two things I would add to what you say about golf is that
it's a sport where there is no reaction to somebody else.
And tennis is a new visual sport, but you're always reacting to what somebody else does.
Or you're trying to influence what somebody else does.
Every other sport you can think of, you know, all the team sports, basketball, baseball, football, you're always trying to influence what somebody else does. Every other sport you can think of, you know, all the team sports, basketball, baseball, football,
you're always trying to influence, there's none of that in golf.
And the second thing is there's no sport
where you have so much time to think between shots.
You know, there is, there is, there is just endless walking
and in thinking and it creates the most,
it's just like this mental sort of like,
vice that you have to withstand for an entire round. So yeah, I mean, it's just, it's just like the mental sort of like vice that you have to withstand for an entire round
so yeah i mean it's just great it's a great
said conditions for a sport that
you can really look inside the mental the mental state
it's a game it's a game ultimate game of failure
i mean i never really thought about so i read hank a new talk about tiger
just about how golf is controlling this is and
other than the shot that goes in the hole,
I mean, obviously there's successful shots
that don't go in the hole.
You're basically trying not to screw up
basically the entire time.
I mean, it's just, the game has been so associated
with failure throughout the years.
I mean, you remember the failures,
the jokes, the misplots more than,
I mean, you do some of the big moments.
And I've grown up, I always thought that,
the PGTOR, I talked about this with Kyle Porter
from CBS on our podcast before.
I always thought it was so glamorous
and the best sports shot you could have.
And actually, the more I see it up,
the more I think it's 10% in glamorous as it looks.
I mean, I said before,
you would think the players show up and the club
they're all ironed in the locker there
you know that read the roles like
i think the mabla at the airport he's he's got five bags with him is on the road
for seven weeks
he's carrying his own clubs at the airport and he just
the kind of things you don't think about these up at
five a.m. ironing his pants and then you know he's going to be on national TV
wearing stuff like that.
I just always assume everything was so easy for these guys, they do a lot of stuff by
themselves and they still pay incredible expenses over the course of a year.
It costs so much money to, you don't know when you're going to fly out of a tournament.
I know these guys make a ton of money, but you're talking about a guy that makes maybe $400,000
on the year.
When you are paying the Cadi $1,500 a week, plus a percentage of your earnings, plus the
hotel fee, plus the baggage fee, plus the flights, the last-minute flights are not cheap.
I mean, money adds up really quickly, and it's not, granted, makes sponsorship money, too.
They do find finance, but it's not nearly as profitable of a career as it probably looks
like for the middle-broad guys.
The top guys are doing just fine.
Even up there.
But it's not a huge cast grab all the way down, all the way down the line.
Yeah, that's so true.
I mean, it's very, very good for the guys to top and very, very hard to get there.
And once you get there, it's very, very hard to stay there.
And that's what makes it so fascinating.
But yeah, it's a cool, I wouldn't
say I was even a huge, huge golf fan, even when I started covering golf. I was a big
golf fan, but yeah, I've just become a really big fan over the last couple of years.
Yeah, that's where we kind of came. We've been golf fans forever and we've been, like,
the guys that we started the website with, we all three of us went to college together
and we've always just been playing fantasy golf together and talk about it forever.
We started a Twitter account for it about almost two years ago, maybe a year and a half ago.
We got kind of bored with that and we started the website in January.
It's really hard to do with four of us that do it,
it's hard to do, we all have full-time jobs.
And it's hard to constantly keep putting material up
and keep going.
But we've had a lot of fun with it.
I mean, it's been, we just felt like there was kind of a gap
in the story that golf digest is reporting on
and the guys that are on the beat every week
that are reporting on.
We start like, there's a gap, you know, the guys that can just kind of look at golf in
a fun, more fun, relaxed way, a funny way.
We don't take it too serious.
We're not journalists.
Like, we just try to have as much fun with it as possible, and it's been a lot of fun
for our literature.
And that's an interesting thing about golf isn't it, because somewhere along the line, in
terms of journalism, it entered this mythical territory, where
it's just romantic, like, natural game
that we must treat as though it's played by walking
saints and everything.
And it's funny because I think golf might be like a decade
behind every other sport in terms of how people talk about it.
So now baseball or basketball or football,
we don't, we don't qualify it,
we don't treat it with kids gloves or anything.
Golf, we still, like, it's still, like, very difficult
and very revolutionary if you're gonna say, like,
hey, bubble watch some jerk,
or, you know, something like very simple and obvious
like that, it's like, whoa, like, it's crazy to say
something bad about golfers,
because we're so used to venerating them.
And that's why, yeah, you guys are great about that.
And really, I think with the book, that's what I hope to do,
is to discuss golf in a very honest way that it's
hopefully funny at times.
I mean, Hunter S. Thompson is one of my heroes.
I love the way he writes.
And so if you know, just that kind of style of like,
look, what is it?
Like, forget all the hero worship stuff that ninety five percent
journalists are doing right now what is golf really like what are these guys
really like and that that's it's a new age for golf and it's funny to watch the
uh...
it's funny to watch everybody react people who have been used to
to be the old way which is where we treat these guys like you know like they
you know they're they're made of gold or something.
Yep, I can put the agree.
So why don't we let's turn this and we got we floated a couple questions on
Twitter and we got a couple good ones.
The best one we got I thought was from my friend,
Kyle Porter, CBS, who asked if you had a poor ball tournament,
two players from the same all the modern.
So you informed teams of two, yeah yet to have gone to the same college together
who wins that i was fast in any question i'm not
that well first and where guys went to college and overlaut the top guys
i know why kyle that thing because he went to a call msd and he's probably
pretty pumped about
hunter mayhem ricky fallor team right now but
what if you're going to see a thing about the question all of you have any
idea what were you with me there
yeah i mean i'm a
preparing i mean really would be and you look at now that both of the
on the right of
uh... well we think i'm a and it's a pretty
uh... and and they're both great match play players i mean richie
followers and great match play player since
he's walker cup case again a gai just good
uh... although i have a funny story about him all of the time i can have a
diverge here for a second
he was playing brine harman in the ncw i match play
george versus okonomostate and it was harman senior year i'm not sure year was
for power
and it's a story i got from harman and from christachan's coach of george
they were on the sixteenth green and and ricky was let's see she was one
up and ricky was in for par already
and brine harman has an eight footer for par
and and and follow through this coach who is making grow up the time
and they just walked away they walked for the seventeenth green before brine
harman and even his putte and brine harman who went for the first time this
year is an incredibly competitive guy and he saw them go and he looked at his coach Chris Hack and said we can
swear right we determined that we cannot which should say whatever we want here.
Yeah absolutely absolutely.
They look at the reason they really just do that because I'm going to beat this motherfucker
and show that he hits the eight foot putt and it goes on and takes the last two holes and beats Ricky
Fowler.
Yeah, and later, I mean, they asked and like, you know, of course, they were trying to
insult them at all, but that's how Brian Harmon took it at the time and that's what he
did.
But anyway, the other speaking of that, the other team, I think, would be really good.
You have a lot of guys in Georgia uh... in the eleven of one this year
but i think in particular they hate each other but if they can get along
a team of like brand and thought and double lots and would be great
because you got bubblegum long as hell
and then and bring it to the great shipper and putter i think they would
compliment each other nicely
on that one
uh...
i mean look to the north issue want to go to the North,
you should go to the industry for voting.
She can Bradley, it's the same John.
I'm telling you, I'm definitely seeing.
We love to vote here.
We back in February and deal one of our guys
with that at the Pebble Beach.
And I think you'd had a couple of adult beverages.
And to vote crushed up all on up all in eighteen to the winter something
and he had uh... you know you know that i'm so to not make sure you don't
lay off on that second shot
and like look at look at them looks like
but all right that sounds good and i think you had no idea that i have a
music twelve over on the rouse like we had no idea he would have never yelled
at him if he didn't know that
but you know it's so cool about a responded he's like all right i'll go for it i think he either
had drivered off the deck or three wood it went for it he didn't get there but he made like his
only par of the back nine or only birdie at the back time so we've been huge for bonus he has
never since then so i know your time to call a little joke there but we've got some bonus back
I know your tentacle a little a little joke there but we're we got some voters back. I know some of them.
I mean some of them come to the chick close to when he a couple times a share.
Yeah.
You got a pretty good year.
Now I would say that might be totally wrong about this but the sure can Nicholson both
go to Arizona State or my son I lay off.
I think fear is what the Arizona.
I think Nicholson.
Here's our state.
Nicholson for sure with the Arizona State. I think fear is what the Smith, for sure, went to Arizona State.
I think, Fiery went to Arizona.
Pat Perez, I know what the Arizona State.
So that may be the answer.
That's what Michael said.
Oh, I try to, yeah, sure.
I don't have any great ones, but that's so good.
Let's see, if you can have Billy Horshaw and Matt Heveries,
Lorda.
You can do another Georgia team.
You can do another Georgia team you can do
here singlish and uh...
uh... what's his name
brine could be brine harman
there's someone else i'm forgetting to
yeah well what you have russian and you have
the creeper
not alone but you know for a little while
uh... that didn't work out to help but you were there
uh...
let's see you you have, yeah, Brandon Todd,
you have, here in Singles, yeah, that didn't mean those
shorts you guys have been unbelievable this year.
Yeah, what's Trevor from Tapping Golf chimed in as well?
I'll see Tiger and Michelle Wee assuming she gets to play the normal women's teams?
That's good, that's good.
That's a spot on, I would say, that's a hell of a team. Then they take the whole thing.
We got this question I thought about putting a bracket together for just for the event in Boston and throwing their four ball scores in afterwards and seeing how it played out for one weekend.
I thought that might be kind of interesting. But that was the only thing about who would force me to text this guy, so I played with
George Speet.
Um, see this is where my black and knowledge won't work, guys.
Like, it's cool.
I know that that's pretty much the thing.
I don't know any text this guy is either, but yeah.
So, some of you speak, but yeah, no, that would be cool.
It would also be cool to do that to see, like, you know, like,
if the guy who won the tournament
could be out the first day, you know what I mean?
Based on the four ball scores on Thursday or Friday and this kid.
Okay.
All right.
Another question we got.
This is from LifeBeater.
What is the second best club to use as a putter to finish around?
I think you said he's asking for a friend.
Well, that's a reference. I don't know if you caught this but that's a reference
to a story
that somehow
only i got it is because i was staying in the air being being at
print
with this canadian who had followed the issue after around
uh... and saturday dot there was so frustrated with putting
that he gave his putter away to a kid
on the 12th floor.
He gave his putter away and he put it the rest of the round, he put it with a three wood.
And nobody knew this, so it's like Twitter references.
And so I heard it from this guy and was like, you guys know, that's not true, you guys have to be kidding.
And so I went to a dumpster on Sunday, he was miserable, completely torn, and he's not true, you gotta be kidding. And so I went to a doctor on Sunday,
the usual miserable computer, he's not even
a good doctor.
Listen to me, and I heard you kick your other way.
I just want to make sure that's true.
He's like, yep.
This guy wasn't doing anything but taught me at that moment.
So I'm trying to keep the question to the clinic.
And so I was like well yeah what was it?
12 what was your talk with he goes three with?
Okay anything else you want to say?
He goes nope.
That's a strange one to me.
I would have thought driver.
There was me and somebody in my way going on a trip every year up to Michigan, up to, it's
called the Boyn Cup, we played up in Boyn, Michigan. And we play 36 holes a day and we stay
on a court, right in a house, right on a golf course. And so, after we finish 36, one of
the nights will go out and we'll play two-man, best ball, night golf, just in the complete
dark. So, you can only bring three clubs.
You can use cell phone lights, but you can bring three clubs.
So that's part of the strategy is what you've got to figure out what you're going to
put with.
So I always bring a driver, a wedge, and a seven iron.
And I put with the driver.
And it works pretty well.
You just keep the putter.
You don't lift it off the ground.
I just drag it on the ground, put it it out.
Here, and I'm trying to, I can't really see the ball.
So that's what I always use.
We have an affect playoff this year where you can't even see the pen where you're putting it.
And we were making 20 foot plus in the dark.
We had a few adult beverages with it.
A guy, an 18 handicapper made about a 40 foot putt to have a hole,
ran in the bunker and was doing sand
angels in the bunker screaming from the top of his lungs.
That's how he was driver.
Driver will be the club I would go to finish out around if I walk my tutters the
house.
That's great, that's terrific.
Alright, our friend Trevor is having golf.
He gave Bacon and I a great question,
a couple weeks ago we did the podcast.
We'll start with that one and we'll go to his question this week.
So the question was, if you had to permanently wear one of these two,
and the audio of Bacon and I's podcast,
this part got cut out unfortunately.
So a lot of this, what we said went unheard,
but if you had to permanently do one of the two,
either where permanent cloud makeup
or permanently where clown clothes, what would you choose?
So, could a clown makeup or clown clothes?
You could permanently wear one of the two.
Yeah, I would definitely wear clown clothes over clown makeup because you could find, I mean,
like, what kind of wiggle room is there? You could even kind of get stylish, I think, when you're just terrifying everybody all the time.
You look like a weird, like John Wayne, Gacy, Tentafile, Cereo Killer, as you walk around.
Yeah, and that's what I said the same thing. The answer is pretty easy. It's closed, but the reasoning why people would do it, I thought it was hilarious to me, I said I would just sell, yeah, I lost
the bed, I have to wear a clown clothes, whatever.
When I talked to I was baking, with bacon, he said, you know, yeah, you can be talking to
the girls to bar, you can be like, yeah, I just got off work.
So he was going to go with the, as if he was a clown, like that was going to be this
lie.
It's the same, but he actually was a clown, he's like, yeah, you know what the cross-needs is? You can like pull the handkerchief out of your sleeve and whatnot.
And I just absolutely lost it. I was like, we decided whenever we play, the loser is going to have to wear clown clothes to the bar after the round.
Those are the stakes. There's nothing women like more than questions. You know, the kind
of people who perform at kids birthday party. All right, so Trevor's question this week
was, I don't, I gotta be honest, I don't really understand the difference or I don't really
understand the question that well. But can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person. So the zombie would be, yeah, you die
and you come back to life with your own body,
whereas if it goes, if you don't,
that's like a corporeal sort of,
that's a great question actually.
That is that, no, that's a terrific question.
I mean, I'll be just assuming we're going full
hype with like fantasy story world here clearly right like a TV show
you're lying like let's say you're lying on a slab like you're dead right you
don't two things are happening at once your soul is
leaving your body and you're becoming a ghost you're haunting but at the same
time what's left of your body minus minus the soul, is turning into a zombie.
So I would say that the answer is yes,
but here's my reasoning, because a zombie is commonly understood
like in the walking dead and everything else,
the soul is not present in the body.
Because like you see them and like you click this
that bullet where the eyes go vacant,
and then the next thing takes over. You're reanimated by the brain, which is no longer you.
So you can have that without the soil, whereas the ghost is like 100% soil.
Like it's the soil with unfinished business.
Like, you know, oh, somebody, you can't choke, and nobody knows it,
so I've got to hug them until they know it.
So I think you can have it to a zombie walking around in your old body
where your soul is the ghost.
And I have to think that the soul is the ghost
is a little bit annoyed at the zombie.
Like Jesus, cool down a little.
I've got a real mission to do here.
Have you seen the movie Ghost, the 80s movie Ghost?
Is that the one Patrick Suasey? It is, yeah. I've seen it a long time ago. have you seen the movie ghost the eighties movie ghost uh... with the effect of the
it is yeah
i think it'll be a long time ago i don't have barely remember it
so i've got a body of mind who is like and it's like
he's kind of a hard-ass like he's just he's a tough guy
uh... you know he'll always rip on you he's just a rough around the edge of
kind of guy
but for whatever reason when it comes to movies he cries at everything i mean like if it's an emotional
episode of a tv show he will cry if i could this is one weakness he braises
it though anyway ghost is like i think person like i just a cheesy 80s movie
like it doesn't really hit you emotionally i mean yeah it's about a girl who's
like boyfriend or husband ties and he's like
you know there's a there's a plot there to it but it's just kind of a cheesy
movie
we're watching the end of ghost
and i'm kind of laughing about the city you know the special effects that they
had in the eighties the music and what that the cheesiness
and i look over and he's just
balling
he lost it
the final scene of ghost the Patrick's ways these'm gonna never let him hear the end of that.
What's the song?
What's the song that's like the emotional climax song ghost?
Oh man.
It's like all I can think of is the eye at the time of my life song, but it's not similar.
Oh man.
Anyway, anyway, I just googled it.
Is it all my love? Is that it? No.
I don't know the answer to this.
Anyway, yeah, I hope the initial become even funny.
I hope you picture it like your friend bawling to it.
I don't know if I can really follow up from your answer.
I don't watch the walking dead, but I didn't think about it.
So you said, like, a zombie to me does not have a soul.
But that would make sense that the soul would leave the body that goes time like,
it can't be seen, but the zombie physically huts you.
Does that sound right?
Yeah, no, totally. I don't think they work with tandem.
I think the ghost is a little snob...
The ghost thinks it's like really way better than the zombie. yeah no totally i don't think they work with you and i think the ghost is a little
ghost thing since like really way better than the zombie and the zombie is just like the
stupid kid like the idiot rat boy of the spirit well the ghost is for sure a hipster
there's no doubt
so i think the we've definitely appealed to any golf fans that are also ghost zombie fans.
And I think we've run you an hour, so I'm going to let you go.
But thanks a ton for joining me.
I hope you've been wanting to do this for a while.
It's fun.
Everyone, thanks for tuning in.
This was Shane Ryan from Grandland.com.
We will definitely do this again, maybe postwriter cup.
Or if I don't talk to you before then, have fun and call him in and enjoy.
Yeah, sounds good.
Chris, thank you very much for having the on man.
You bet.
Take care everyone, thanks.
Be the right club, be the right club today.
Yeah!
That's better than most.
How about him? That is better than most.
That is better than most.
Better than most.
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