No Such Thing As A Fish - 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray

Episode Date: July 21, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.

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Hello, and welcome to another episode of no such thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden. My name is Dan Schreiber, and I am sitting here with James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray, and Anna Chazinski. And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days. And in no particular order, here we go. Starting with you, James Harkin.

Okay, my fact this week is that Guinness World Records have entries for most mouse traps released on the tongue, most matchsticks extinguished by the tongue, and most fan blades stopped by the tongue. Wow. Is it all the same guy? No, different guys. Most mouse traps released on the tongue. And does it mean the mouse trap is on the tongue, or does the tongue made its way into the

mouse trap? It wouldn't be very impressive, would it? If you just balanced a mouse trap on your tongue, and then it snapped against air in your mouth. Yeah, it's really not that. It's literally getting a mouse trap sticking your tongue in it, and it just going snap. Wow. What is the record?

What's the most? The record is 53, and it was done by a guy called, whose surname is Casey, I can't remember his first name. And weirdly, he did it at the Maryland Renaissance Festival, where they re-enact things that happened during the Renaissance. Got famous, yeah. I think that was under Louis XIV, wasn't it? There's a tongue record that's missing from your list there.

There's a few, yeah, go on. Yeah, this is my favorite one. The most blow torches extinguished with a tongue in one minute. So I want to compare matches to blow torches, then. Yeah. How many blow torches? 48 in one minute. In one minute?

In one minute. It's this Australian guy from Byron Bay called Shane, but spelled C-H, Shane Holtgren. He had a blow torch in each hand, and he was putting them out with his tongue, and he did 48 in one minute. Did you know that Shane Holtgren is married to Zoie Ellis, who holds a record for most mousetraps released on the tongue in one minute, open brackets, female clothes brackets? No. Yeah, so they have a talented tongue.

Did they meet at that convention or whatever? Yeah, and he said, put it through you. Just why? Why? Why did they marry? Why do they do this stuff? Because they want to get in the Guinness Book of Records. So for instance, the guy who did the most matchsticks extinguished is a guy called Ashreeta

Furman, and he holds record for the most Guinness World Records, and basically he just tries to beat as many world records as he can. So he also has records like Pogo Stick Jumping Underwater, Longest Duration. Underwater, OK. I'm not cheesy. Underwater really, isn't it? Hopscotch is the good name of the stopping a fan blade with your tongue Guinness World Records.

You think so? Yeah. Hopscotch, most games in one hour. How many do you think that is? Four? 20. Well, I don't know how long a game of hopscotch takes, really. I mean, either.

I can't remember how it starts or finishes. No, I genuinely don't. The 3,600 seconds in an hour. How long does it take to play a game of hopscotch? Well, surely you can have unlimited people playing hopscotch, in which case a good take forever, but if there's just one of you, then you could do a game every minute. Well, I think if you're trying to beat the record, you probably don't want infinite number of people playing.

He probably did it on his own. Hang on. I'm going to say it takes 20 seconds to play a game of hopscotch, so you've played 190 games. Do you know the rules of hopscotch? I think we've ascertained I don't. So I think what you do, if my memory serves, is you throw a little stone onto the number one, and then you hopscotch it around, and then you come and pick it up, and then you

throw it onto the two, and then you hopscotch round, and then you do 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Is that right, Anna? That is correct. And you have to throw a stone to get onto the... Well, that's a game. It's just a game, because if you don't get it... Why do I have to hit this tennis ball over the net? What's even the point?

It just keeps coming back. But if you miss, do you have to throw again? If you miss... If you miss the one, if I'm throwing my stone at the one... Yeah, you do. If you're playing against another person, say you and I were playing, and you missed the two, then it would be my turn to aim for the one, and it would be whoever completes it first.

I think I can see why tennis took off in a bigger way, to be honest. I think if you're missing the one, you're not made for that game, actually. All right. It's two. It's one of those that gets progressively harder, because the ten is further away from the one. All right. But I'm going to say it takes five minutes to play Game of Hotscots, so I think he did

12 in an hour. He did 33. 33? I said 40? Did I say? You said 20. Great. It's pretty good.

That's pretty good. But this guy, Furman, is quite good, because he invents new things to beat records in. And so he invented a thing called land rowing, where you basically get an indoor rowing machine. You put wheels on it, and then you try and go as far as possible, or as quick as possible. And he got the record in that, because he invented it. But do Guinness accept his invented new criteria, this biggest weirdo in the playground, who keeps on making up new records to break? Don't they decide?

It's interesting. Yeah. You would think that. He must have friends on the inside, right? Yeah. I think he's broken so many records, they kind of like him, and they accept some of his more unusual ones. They must see his number come up on the Guinness phone system in the office, and go, oh, no.

What's he thought of this time? And he's like, most phone calls to Guinness. But are there rules about what you can do in terms of, because they haven't got like the record for the fastest anyone's chopped their own hand off? Yeah. So where does it stop? Because you can put out a blowtorch on your tongue, which I presume is quite painful. Yeah.

So they tend to accept quite a lot of things until someone says, no, this is dangerous. So for instance, they stopped obese animals quite recently, because there was always people saying my cat is, you know, the fattest cat ever. And then they said, well, actually, it's not very good to feed your cat Mars bars all the time. So maybe you shouldn't have this record anymore. With the record for stopping fan blades, are we talking ceiling fan? Well, one of those fans where you'd have to put your tongue in between the bits of caging

in order to get to it. Yeah, surely it's a little handheld fan. I've a feeling it isn't. I've seen a photo of it, but my memory, my visual memory isn't good enough to remember what it looked like. But I've a feeling it was quite a big fan, right? Like a big sort of one that you would get in a warehouse. Imagine you're a rave and they have it's getting really hot in there.

And so they get some kind of industrial fans to put in the corner. Yeah. It was implausible from when you said imagine you're an array, unless I'm there in an administrative capacity. The only rave I ever went to, I got kicked out of the sleeping or the floor and I was the one who got in trouble. I woke up, everyone was doing drugs around me and they're like, Hey, you can't do that in here.

Have you heard about the record for the longest tongue? This is another Guinness record. Okay. So the average tongue, the average person's tongue is 10 centimetres on the back of the throat, right? The point is called the oropharynx is where it joins the back of your mouth. The man with the longest tongue as of 2015 was a guy called Nick Sturbo. And he has a tongue which when his mouth is closed, extends 10 centimetres out of his

mouth. So it's like he's got an entire whole normal tongue outside his mouth. But not when his mouth is closed because when his mouth is closed, it will be inside his mouth. You mean when his mouth is closed around his tongue? Can he put it back in? He can put it back in his mouth. He says he can put it back in his mouth.

Does he roll it up like a party? No. He doesn't roll it up like a thing. He's missing a trick then. How does he fit it in? Well, he says it's perfectly comfortable, doesn't he? Yeah. Because I would have thought that would be really uncomfortable.

He doesn't know any different, does he? That's a really good point. Do you know what he uses his tongue for? He's a respectable man. He advertises on it. Do you want like little banners? That would be great. That would be cool.

Does he pretend to have a party popper, you know, those things you blow, but he doesn't. It's just his tongue. That's not what he does, no. Does he use it to point directions to strangers when he has both his hands full? Yeah. He doesn't. You're one letter off with pointing, though. He paints with it.

So he said that he made the good argument that a gift is something that you're born with that you get given, but to turn it into a talent, you have to use it in the best way you can. This is philosophy. So he's taken to painting with his tongue, and he calls it licking. So if he did in fact say... Does he? How did he come up with that?

That's really good. Can you say it again? Licking. Yeah. So he'll say, I licked his favorite animal as a beaver. He claimed to, I know, because he's got a sense of humour, this guy. So he'll say, you know, I just licked a beaver, and that'll be, he just painted a beaver. But we have a word for painting things.

Not with the tongue, though. This guy can call it whatever he likes. He's the one doing it. Yeah, but licking is taken. It's done. That's not how it works with words. But it does have to wrap his tongue in cling film before he dips it in the paint. That makes sense.

Because the paint is acrylic, or who knows, it might be lead-based paint that he uses. Either way, he then has to lick the canvas with a paint, cling film, covered paint, covered tongue. Because he was inspired by someone he saw on YouTube, an Indian man who painted with his tongue, but who also got quite bad toxic fumes before his snakes. So he decided to avoid that. But do you know who he says his favourite artist is when he was asked to, his favourite artist was?

His second favourite is Picasso. Picasso. Oh. Yeah. Can you give us a clue? It's... Is it one of those elephants? Oh, that's unbelievably close.

My clue is that Dan's really close. The monkey bubbles. Coco, the gorilla. Oh. Yeah. Very good. On tongues, there's a job which is a baby food taster. And I was reading, I think it was in the Guardian, a woman called Beth Anderson wrote

a piece about what it's like being a baby food taster. So she's a super taster, which we've talked about before, which is people who have many times more taste buds on their tongues than normal people. And she's just, her company has just insured her tongue for a million pounds. Wow. So valuable is her tasting ability. So that if she accidentally is looking at near the skirting board and there's a mouse trap down there.

And she dives into it tongue first. Yeah. But she says she really tries to get into the mindset of a baby when she tastes it. Wow. Wearing a nappy. Throwing up on her mouth. Yeah. Sucking on people's nipples.

No, she doesn't. She just says she makes a real effort to get into the mindset of a baby. So each time she puts a spoonful of pure aid, shepherd's pie in her mouth, she tries to remember being six months old again. Just about like skillful tongues. There's a guy called Gliniecky, I can't remember his first name either, but he is one of the record holders in tying a cherry stem with his tongue. Do you know this kind of trick that people do?

So his, the first time he ever tried it was in a bar in Florida and it took him 20 minutes to do just one of them. And now his record is 679 stems in an hour. Wow. 670 stems in an hour. Yeah, that's a lot right. No way. No way.

Wow. That's one every six seconds. That's good, isn't it? But then apparently he says, if you try it, you'll get faster with practice. But if you master the skill, be prepared for relentless sexual subtext that comes with it. Oh, poor guy. I bet he's really hating that.

Yeah. Did he invent that practice? He didn't. Oh, okay. It's a reasonably common thing. I remember hearing about it when I was a kid. Me too. Yeah.

Apparently you put it in your mouth, you fold it over by folding your tongue over, you know, like folding it backwards and then you somehow manipulate the ends so that it goes into a loop. Yeah. This is what, so my brother does it. And then he's like, it's really easy. You just fold it backwards with your tongue and then you're like, yeah, I've got that bit.

And then you go, and then you just weave one bit through the other. What am I using to do that? Yeah. My epiglossis. Knock it in with that. If you are a sommelier, do you know what you should be doing with your tongue to keep it match fit? Okay.

So we're talking wine tasting here. We are. You should dip it in olive oil once a day. That's nice. Should you hang it, hang it out of your mouth as often as possible so it gets aired? Yeah. Maybe. Is it, is it that you rub it with something or you treat it with something?

Lots of, yeah. What they do. We don't know, Dan. Well, I know the one that I've got on the paper, but you might have all suggested correct answers as well. I phrase that really badly. I'm not informed on what you shouldn't do. The answer is that you should lick rocks.

Oh, come on. What does that do? Mutualizes. It just, it's to train their palate. So I guess it clears them, it ruffs it up, maybe it releases sort of things, but that's what they recommend. It's this new book that's come out called Corkdork and that's what you call obsessive simelios, Corkdorks.

Corkdorks. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. So the Corkdorks, they lick rocks. They do tasting sessions at 10 a.m., which they call tongue cardio. What? 10 a.m.

Tongue the magic owl for the tongue. Tongue cardio. Yeah. Can I just say one thing about tongue prints? I read an article, this was in a scientific journal, about how tongue prints might be a good thing to use instead of fingerprints. Oh, wow. And they said it's good because you can stick it out of your mouth for inspection, otherwise

it's well protected in your mouth. So you know, you keep it protected, but then you can stick it out. It's difficult to forge, according to them. According to them, the act of physically reaching or thrusting it out is a convincing proof of liveness in a person as well. That makes no sense. I've always said that. Yeah.

Whereas if what you mean, if you're sort of in a passport queue and you're holding the person you've just murdered by the arm, you can shove their finger onto the print thing and no one will be any the wiser. Exactly. Does it not suffer though from, remember there's that fact about how people in pineapple factories were losing their fingerprints because of the acidic quality of the pineapple? There's an enzyme in it. Yeah.

And so, and isn't there another fact that pineapples kind of eat our tongues as we're eating it? So wouldn't you be altering your fingerprints every time you had a pineapple? Yeah. It's the same problem with the fingerprints, so it's no more problems than you already had. Kind of, except all of us don't work in a pineapple factory. But all of us don't eat pineapples constantly either.

Presumably you're touching pineapples with your fingers as much as you're eating them unless people are feeding you pineapples whenever you eat them. I would hate to lose a case because the guy who robbed my house has a big love of pineapples. What would he have left his tongue print unless you had a collection of rocks that he loved? I think he was a sommelier. I've got some painting at my house. What are you going to dust with tongue print? The worst luck of your a sommelier.

You decide to rob a geologist now. OK, it is time for fact number two, and that is my fact. My fact this week is that Pope John Paul II's Popemobile can be hired out for stag dues and hen dues. So this is the one that was built when he visited Ireland in 1979, and it was built by these two guys who were given a brief to build it. They weren't given too much money to build it, so some of the things that, well it was a problem because some of the things that are attached to the modern Popemobile that

Pope Francis uses, i.e. bulletproof glass, was not affordable for the one because no one was willing to pay for it and it cost like £200,000. They asked the government for the money, didn't they, but it never made it into their account. Yep, exactly. So instead they use shatterproof glass, and one of the builders said, so you know, if a fellow threw a stone at the vehicle, the glass wouldn't break. That was the level of protection that the Irish Popemobile was giving. But so yeah, so once he left, the Popemobile remained in Ireland and it went to a museum.

There were two of them, and they decided that it would be fun to rent them out for stag dues and hen parties, and that's what's done. And it still includes the original chair that the Pope sat on inside the actual car. How do they look like? Is it like the, because I think of the Popemobile as being basically a bubble. So yeah, you're thinking of like the golf buggy version of the Pope. There's many, like the Batmobile, there are many, many different versions. There's only one version of the Batmobile.

No, there's plenty. You've got the Adam West Batmobile, you have the Christian Bale. But they all look the same, don't they? They look nothing like each other. They're all black. No, they are. They're not. They're basically the same.

Guys, they're not. If you were having this chat, they are completely different. How do you know it's a Batmobile, then? Because Batman's in it. There are two. Does any car become a Batmobile? Yeah, for the purposes. So if I gave him a lift in my mini, does that become a Batmobile?

If he has to get a train to a crime, does that become a Bat train? It's still mobile, so it would be a mobile. Oh yeah, yeah. He has a Batcopter, the helicopter. Right. Yeah. So you just put Batman in it and it belongs to it. So same with the Pope, same deal with the Pope.

You put Pope in any car. It's a Batmobile. Yeah. So what do these staggered hendies, because surely it can only fit one person in it. No, so it's a pretty boring stag to it. No, you put the stag in it and everyone else stands either side of it, kind of. Throws rocks at it. So what it had was sort of a truck-like area where 15 people could sit inside, including

the Pope, and then it had a balcony of sorts where the Pope came out to on the front to wave to people with a hand railing to make sure he didn't fall. That's why it can be lent out to stag-doos, because up to 15 people or 16 people can be inside of it. But it cost, it was 300 euros an hour to rent, wasn't it? Yes. And they kind of suss out what kind of stag-do you're going to be, because obviously they want a bit of respect in the Pope's chair.

Yeah, they said we'll be selective about who we choose. Will they? I don't know how selective you can be with stag-doos, anything that's marketing itself as a stag-do. Oh, I don't know. I've been on some pretty respectful stag-doos. You were only invited for the admin, though, weren't you? I did the accounts and the billing stuff in the corner.

Oh, dear. But Pope John Paul said he didn't even like the name Popemobile. He asked the media not to use the word Popemobile, because he thought it was undignified. So imagine if he could have found out what would happen to it after that. And same with Pope Francis in the modern one. They all hate the word Popemobile, because they think it sounds, as you say, a bit sort of... Actually, Pope Francis doesn't like it at all, does he?

He's very modest, and he thinks that you shouldn't be rolling around in this grand thing, especially for you. And he mostly just uses the vehicles that the Vatican has. It's got like a bunch of vehicles you can rent out. He drives himself around town on his own. He prefers to be out in the open, so he has an open top, because there was an assassination attempt. And so since then, they were often bulletproof and stuff, but he's like, no, I want to feel

closer to my people. So he just stands in an open top car. He told reporters, it's true, anything could happen. But let's face it, at my age, I don't have much to lose. It's a very relaxed attitude. And so the current one that he has, you always see it going at about 10 miles an hour. But if it needs to make a sudden escape, it can go up to 160 miles per hour. Yeah, you could just jet away at 160.

I think that was the last Pope, wasn't it? The golf buggy type one. Yeah, yeah. There's no way that that goes that speed. Something that on aerodynamic could get up to 160. It's impossible. I think wings come out the sides, and it just balances it. But he's not driving it, so he'll just sit in the box.

No, the Pope doesn't drive the car, maybe. I thought he said, no, that's your mix of your Batman. You said he drives himself around. Do you mean in his little car? I said that, and that's the latest one drives himself around, just in the rental car. Just rents a car? It's special Vatican cars that they have in the car companies, don't they? And they have their own license plates, don't they?

Yeah. They all have a special Vatican city license plate number. CV1, which stands for Stato della Città del Vaticano, which just means Vatican city basically. But the locals, the local joke in Rome is that it stands for Se Cristo Vedeci. Hang on, James, let me explain. You don't need to explain the joke. No, you're all right. Let's move on.

Can you explain it, please? It just means, Se Cristo Vedeci, it just means if only Christ could see this. It's a joke about the Pope being flash. No, I get it. Oh, God. Hey, move on. These two guys who built this original public bill that we were talking about, they own this company called O-B-A-M, and they were the biggest vehicle builders in the country

at the time. They claimed to be the first people to make refrigerated trucks in Ireland, and this is the origin story of the company. They were in town one day having a pint. When they got a bus home, they noticed there were trucks going up and down the road and said, why we should start doing a business making trucks? And then they became the biggest truck makers in Ireland and made the Pope Mobile. Awesome origin story.

And the other thing about this Pope Mobile, the original one that we were talking about is there is a place to keep a gun, and that was because US Archbishop Pale Mascincas was with the Pope at the time, and he always carried a gun with him wherever he went. I love the sound of this guy. And this guy, a deranged priest, attacked him once with a bayonet, and so he always kept a gun by his side. Attacked the Pope. He was going for the Pope, a deranged priest, beautiful words, ran at the Pope with a bayonet,

and this guy, Mascincas, managed to thwart him. With his gun? No, with his bare fists, and then from then on, when they built the Pope Mobile, they built this little pouch underneath my Mascincas's seat so that he could have his gun in there. The last time that there was an assassination attempt on the Pope, it was this guy called Mehmet Ali Agche, and it was in 1981, and he'd actually escaped from prison in Turkey for another murder. But he tried to kill the Pope, and he went to prison, and he's been let out now, and

he's done a bunch of things. First of all, he said he wants to meet the current Pope, so he... Bring him over. No, but he feels really bad. He'd bring the other Pope who retired as well. Can they get that open-roof car that he loves getting in? He's seen the error of his way, so he also wants to convert to Catholicism, and one of the first things he did was he went and laid some roses at the John Paul II tomb, who is

the guy that he tried to assassinate. But he's also said, in 2010, he said, by the way, guys, I'm up for killing Osama bin London, if you guys want me to. Just dress him as the Pope. I think you're all being really cynical about this recently-reformed man. He's also approached Dan Brown, because he wants to write a book with him. What? Yeah, he wants to write a book of his life and adventures as a potential Pope assassin.

But yeah, so I quite like that all these countries around the world have Popemobiles waiting to go, so occasionally they bring a Popemobile in a plane if the Pope is visiting a country. So like the beast, like how the American president has the big beast car that gets taken overseas in the planes, they do that. But most countries, like Ireland, have one, well, Ireland used to have one ready. I don't think they'll be using that one for Pope Francis' next visit. Just wipe it down, it'll be fine.

OK, we need to have it returned, Pope, by seven, because there's a stag do for Mickey OK, it's time for fact number three, and that is Andy. My fact is that there is no such thing as a manta ray, so just to clarify what a manta ray is before I blow your minds. It's a type of fish. It's a type of fish. Of which there is no such thing, and this is another thing, which is already part of a no such thing thing, which is also a no such thing.

Exactly. Yes. It's become kind of an anti-matter podcast, hasn't it? It's a dark matter podcast. So there is a new paper out about these things, manta rays, and you'll know what I mean when I say manta ray, the absolutely massive sail-shaped fish that swim through the water, they're really huge. Sometimes you'll see it on the sidebar of the internet with one behind a lady in a bikini.

Yes, it's a very popular meme. It's a photo that was taken where three people were having a photo in the ocean and suddenly behind them a manta ray rises up and is photobombing them. Oh, that's very nice. Okay, well, those things don't exist, basically. So there's a new study in the zoological journal of the Linnaean society, and there are two species of manta ray, and there are nine species of mobula ray, and this paper is arguing that manta rays have basically been mis-categorized and that they actually all fit into mobula.

They're saying basically that they're all the same thing, but because mobulas were named first, that everything has to be called mobula because you're always named after the first thing that gets named. Yes, and these are not different enough basically to be their own genus. But the problem is, mobula is not a very common word, whereas manta ray is a relatively common word. So people are just going to carry on calling them manta rays even though they're not really called that.

Yes, I think even I may do, despite the fact that this is my fact this week. No, I think we should start the campaign. Mobula is a funnier word, I think, mobula. Mobula is a bit onomatopoeia because, well, I bet they make a sound a little bit like mobula in the water. Do you think they do? Do you think they name themselves? Yeah, I assume, isn't that what all fish do?

You ask them what they're called, they tell you, then you kill them and put them in a museum. Yeah, unless you name them Alfred, which is what the reef manta is called. What? What? It's called Alfred. It's called Manta Alfredi. Oh, that's cool.

It's named after Batman's butler. That's right. No, it's named after Queen Victoria's son, Alfred, who was the first British royal to visit Australia. So they were so excited about getting a proper royal over that they named a mantra after him. We actually got an email about this a couple of weeks ago from a guy called Rich Horner who works out in Bali at the exact spot where they were doing all these tests.

I mean, he works out in Bali or he works out in Bali. He works out in Bali and between Jim Sessions, he wrote us an email. So he wrote us an email saying he's been dying to tell us this rages because he listens to our podcast and has been known for a while. So he said, news just in, there's no such thing as a manta ray. They've just been reclassified as big devil rays, brackets, mobula rays. After a DNA study of them, I work in Bali on Nusa Lembongan, which I believe is an area that's pronounced differently.

We work with Marine Megaforna Foundation team to ID the manta rays here, creating a database of them all. We thought we had 30 to 40 of them 10 years ago, but by using their unique spot patterns on their chest and belly, we worked out that there were over 600 individuals here on our island. So the project was set up there by Andrea Marshall. Andrea Marshall was a subject of a natural history documentary called Andrea Queen of the Mantis.

And she was visiting the other day, giving us an update presentation on her current research and then dropped the bombshell that her geneticist colleagues were writing a paper describing them as just big devil rays. I've been itching to tell you guys this for ages. There we go. Yeah. And he's offered that if we want to go swimming with these new mobula rays, we're more than welcome to in Bali.

Yes. Yes, please, please. Do you think was there a huge gasp in the conference where she announced that actually manta rays were just devil rays? I reckon some people stormed out. I think you're right. A few fainted maybe. It is big news.

It's huge. Did you find out that they're actually just big deer? Yeah. It's huge. That's what this is like. But there must be like people who study mobulas and people who study mantas. Yeah. And now there's only one job for those two people.

Yeah. Yeah. Sacking Zahoy. Do you know they mate in a train? In a train? In a train of manta rays. So like a conga line. A conga line.

Yeah. God, you've been in some pretty spicy parties, haven't you, Dan? If they're mating in a train, doesn't that mean you're always mating with someone who's actually mating with someone else who's actually mating with someone else? No. And is there always some poor mobula ray at the front who's not getting any action? Unless they do it in a ring. Yes.

Unless it's a ring. Is it a ring? That wouldn't be a train. That'd be a weird train. It would be like a manta rail. Yeah. I've got the answer here. We'll take it.

So no, it's up to 30 males follow around one female, right, and she leads them on a dance and she tests their endurance to see if they're fit enough to breed with her, and eventually she selects one. She does a load of cool swooshy moves through the water. She is, but it's a bit like the conga, isn't it? It is a bit like the conga. The person at the front sets challenges. Yeah.

What, no, they do a dance, don't they? Yeah, you follow when the leg goes, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, you stay until the end, you get to have sex with someone, is that it? Is that it? Yeah, that's how it works, yeah. I love the conga. And eventually the female at the front of the conga selects a single male and they mate.

That's cool. They are very social and they hang out sort of in groups together, don't they? So they eat socially, like humans a bit, sort of in that they do what's called stacking. So there's one manta ray that will be at the front and that's the one who's doing those to the feeding and then he'll eat a lot or she will eat a lot of the plankton and then the other plankton will be whipped around his body and then will feed into the gaping mouths of the people behind him and they switch round twos at the front so they just take it in turn so he gets to be the prime feeder.

It's very nice. It's sweet. It's sweet, yeah. Not if you're a plankton. No, that's true. No one ever thinks about the plankton. It's pretty horrific. And that would be one part if you're a plankton, yeah.

Do you think you've got past one of them? You're like, thank God for that and then another one comes up and leaves you. There is an article called, how do you stick a camera on a manta ray that I read? Do you know how you do that? No. Can I see it quickly? I mean, I read that they're naturally incredibly mucusy, so wouldn't it just, they're coated in mucus.

You lure them with a handkerchief. That's what you do. No, is it that you just pop it on them and the mucus? No, well, that's one of the problems. So if they usually put things on fish like with a suction cup, but the skin of the manta ray doesn't really allow for that, it falls off quite quickly. And so there were some scientists and they had some peanut butter with them. And so they decided to smear peanut butter on the camera on the suction pad and it worked

miles better and they stay on for like four or five hours now. Wow. That is amazing. Yeah. That's great. Why does scientists have peanut butter but not an adhesive, a scientific kind of glue? Crunchy or smooth? Well, that's the real question.

Sorry, I answered that. I'll start with Anna's question. I think with proper adhesive, it might be difficult because it might be toxic, I suppose, or you don't want it to stay on forever. It's quite good that it comes off after a few hours. Yeah. All right. And then I've forgotten what Dan's question was.

Crunchy or smooth. Oh. I actually deliberately forgot about that. Oh, sorry. Sorry. It must be smooth, right? Yeah. There is one amazing website called elasmodashresearch.com and it just has a Q&A section about manta

rays. It reads like it was written by a manta ray, basically, just complete nonsense. No, it says, is it true manta rays have rescued fishermen? And the answer is probably not. If apart from breathing season, mantras are not terribly interested in one another, they're probably not interested in hapless fishermen either. I know. They can recognise themselves in a mirror, we think.

We think. We're not sure. But if that is true, that is massive because no fish has ever been shown to recognise itself in a mirror. How did it, so when you say we think? It's about how they act in front of the mirror as opposed to acting in front of another manta ray. So, for instance, if I was to put a spot, I've got a marker in my hand, if I was to put

a spot on your forehead and then showed you a mirror, you would likely, because you're an intelligent human, kind of try and wipe it off. Got it. And so, if you did it to an animal, if you did it to, let's say, a shrew and put a dot on their head, they wouldn't recognise that it's their head with the dot on it, so they wouldn't try and wipe it off. OK. If you did it to some primates, they would.

If you did it to an elephant, they would, and I think what you're saying is manta ray would as well. Right. Well, although the way they tested it with the manta rays this time, excuse me, you've just got a little bit of, was nothing as advanced as that. They said that they put a mirror in front of the manta rays, and they noticed that the manta rays, first of all, they didn't seem to try and attack or interact with the thing in the mirror, which implied that they knew it wasn't another manta ray.

Right. And second of all, they blew bubbles and made odd body movements as if they were showing off their own bodies in front of the mirror. Wow. I believe it. I completely dig it. And I think they do save fishermen, actually. I think they're very sweet.

OK. It is time for our final fact of the show, and that is Chasenski. My fact is that the former mayor of Bogota once hired 420 mime artists to make fun of traffic violators, because he believed Colombians fear ridicule more than they fear punishment. What was he called? He's called Antanas Moccas. I call him Antanas Moccas. I bet you do.

Yeah. It's not his name. Oh, my God. He's called Moccas. I know. And he hired people to make fun of other people. Yeah. It's perfect, isn't it?

You think next he's going to get Antanas'? It's not his name. Anyway, this guy, Antanas Moccas, is such an awesome guy, and so he was mayor a number of times, and he changed Bogota in so many good ways. So this policy really worked. He fired all the traffic police, because they were known for being very corrupt and taking lots of bribes. And he, at first, he replaced them with just 20 mime artists, and they would do things

like they'd, if a pedestrian crossed the road at the wrong time, or if someone was waiting in traffic and was about to skip a red light, the mime artists sort of chased them or go up to their window and make mocking gestures at them. And they found that it really worked, and it reduced reckless driving and reckless pedestrianing, and so he added 400 more. But if you hired mimes to replace your traffic cops, I think of traffic cops as basically mimes. Yeah, they are.

They're like, come on, or no, you stop over here. When they're doing stop, it's like they're in a tiny invisible box. Yeah, exactly. That's true. If you fail the mime exams, do you bump down and become a traffic cop? Yeah, that's how it goes. The other thing about that is if you like mimes, I don't think that many people do like mimes, but if you like them, maybe you would deliberately break the rules so that they came over, and

you know when you're driving, and there's like an electronic sign, and if you're going over 30 miles an hour, it does a little sad face. And I deliberately go at 31 miles an hour so that I get the sad face. It might be like that. Because you like sad faces. Yeah. Yeah. But it does a happy face if you go under.

Yeah. Who wants a happy face? Yeah. No wonder my text messages from you are so passive-pressive. See you later, Anna. Frown. Yeah, he is an amazing character, isn't he? Thank you.

He did. He used to go around in the streets wearing a Superman outfit, claiming to be a character called Super Citizen. Mm-hmm. He's just one of those crazy cool guys. He did. I mean, he didn't just do that for no reason. He did that while cleaning up the streets.

Yeah, he's cleaning up the streets of crime. He would like, well, I think it was rubbish. That is a crime, though, dropping rubbish. But that's not what Batman means when he says he's cleaning the streets. That's Batman's day job, actually. That's how he made all those billions. But just recycling like old bottles. No one's honest.

You can bring mugs back when you've drunk your old wine. You get £2 back. Yeah. That's how he makes his money. To the bad bottle bin. Yeah, so he did that. He also did a really cool thing, which is he launched this idea, which was called A Night for Women.

And the idea was that all the city's men stayed at home in the evening, caring for the children, and that the city's 700,000 women would go out. And him. And him. The rest is super, by the way. Wow. Yeah, he's just an interesting character, isn't he? And the idea of being that women felt uncomfortable sometimes, because some people for some parts

bogged our dangerous at the time, and they feel much more comfortable if they go out and they don't see any men around, which I can tell you guys. I'm so glad you're here to actually qualify the things I've said. I've just gone for the headline. And it really worked. So he cut homicide rates by 70%, and he cut traffic fatalities by 50%. And he was actually a mathematician. So the reason people, part of the reason people liked him was that he was a math professor

who actually was sort of fired from, sort of had to quit his job in 1993, because he was giving a lecture and the students in his lecture theatre weren't listening very hard. And so he dropped his trousers and mooned them all. And shortly afterwards resigned from the post of math professor at the university, and instead became mayor. He said, when they asked him about that, he said, innovative behaviour can be useful when you run out of words. And that was his thing. He was saying, no one's listening to me, no matter what I say, so I'm going to show them my arse, and maybe they'll listen.

And that's like Anna says, that's how he became famous. And then once he became famous, then he started going into politics. But hiring the mime sounds like he's also run out of words there. He's hiring people who aren't using words to solve another problem. He's a man of action. He sounds amazing. He is awesome. He brought the amount of money that was earned for the city way up, didn't he? Taxation. He said people could have a voluntary tax.

That's right. He said, volunteer to pay 10% more tax, and thousands of people did. So another thing he did is that he asked people to call his office if they came across a very honest taxi driver, because he wanted to. 150 people called, and he organized to meet them all, and he came up with a group name for them, which was the Knights of the Zebra. And the idea was that they were just giving good impressions of good taxi drivers who exist on the beat. And if you were good, you might then become a Knight of the Zebra.

Wow. That's quite good. Which is a seriously cool title, which you definitely would try to be. If I was called a Knight of the Zebra, I would be better at my job than I am. I was reading a bit about MIMES for this fact. Oh, yeah. Did you know that Marcel Marceau, but pretty much the only MIME anyone can ever name, he once released an album called The Best of Marcel Marceau? No, he didn't know as well.

Well, I'm getting to that, Dan. Oh, OK. There was once an album released called The Best of Marcel Marceau, which was 19 Minutes of Silence, and then one minute of applause, and then the other side was exactly the same. That's very good. But it was produced as a joke by MGM. And his name was slightly misfiltered, so we think it wasn't him. But this is true, could not perform because the sound system failed.

Really? Yeah, he was doing a sketch and it was a show in America in 1980, and it was accompanied by music, but then the music didn't work. So he said this isn't going to work at all. So he just bowed and the curtains closed. Just one more creative thing people are doing to stop traffic violations. So in Shenzhen, in China, they have a problem with traffic violations and they've tried all these creative ways of stopping them.

So one of the things is that if you're caught jaywalking, then you're punished by being turned into a traffic warden and you have to catch the next jaywalker and they make you wear this. That's a brilliant idea. And you have to wear a green hat, because apparently saying you're wearing a green hat in China is offensive, so you have to wear this fluorescent green.

Exactly, because it means cuckolded, so it's offensive. You ain't so kidding. Would this be immediately on the spot? It's on the spot, yeah. You just have to take over the job of the current traffic warden? If you're in a rush to get to work, too bad. You've got to put on your fluorescent green hat. Do they get your job?

But another thing they're doing as well as that is they are stopping people from leaving their lights on high beam by when the police see some of the lights on high beam, they pull the car over and they make the person go out of the car and stand facing their own car with their eyes straight into the high beam light and stare at the bright lights with their car for five minutes. Wouldn't that send you blind? No, it's just a bit annoying.

I mean, in the short term, you would have lights in front of your eyes when you close your eyes, but you wouldn't go blind. It would make you an extremely dangerous driver as soon as you set off again in your car. But it's like to punish you for drink driving, you've got to down this bottle of whiskey. OK, that's it. That is all of our facts.

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