No Such Thing As A Fish - 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
Episode Date: December 22, 2017A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich...
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Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast this week
I'm coming to you from Up the Creek in Greenwich London!
My name is Dan Schreiber and I am sitting here with Anna Chazinski, Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin
and once again we have gathered around the microphones for this time with our four favourite Christmas facts
Christmas special and in no particular order here we go starting with my fact
my fact this week is that as well as getting a visit from Santa Claus at Christmas
Icelanders also get a visit from the spoon liquor, the door sniffer and the sausage swiper
yeah so these they do have Santa there but they also have and this is what Wikipedia says they're called
your lads they're like lads lads lads lads lads yeah lads lads lads
also sausage swiper lads lads lads lads lads lads
I think the reason Wikipedia calls them that is because that's what they are called
yeah right oh okay okay cool yeah
I mean I know you've fallen for fake Wikipedia facts a lot in the past but this is real
I just thought that was cool casual lingo I was like yeah I'm cool with you wiki
so yeah they're called the your lads and there's there's 13 of them in total spoon liquor is one
he licks bowls no he licks spoons
but there is a bowl liquor there is actually a bowl liquor yeah I misread my note there
and then covered it up like it was a joke
there's the sausage swiper who licks spoons and then there
so does the sausage swiper he swipes sausages does he
yeah so he hides in the rafters of your house and while you go and you know check for your spoons
so someone's look the spoons he quickly he quickly head into the kitchen he lowers himself
I think Tom Cruise style from Mission Impossible gets your sausages and then gets pulled back up
to the to the roof and then you come back in and go ah the spoons now the sausages what's going on
yeah we've had three what are the other ten like
there's a guy who he harasses sheep
they all have very like expressive names don't they
yeah his one's not so sheep coat Claude is his name
yeah there's meat hook they were all thieves basically aren't they
just in Iceland you just have to accept that like people will come and steal all your stuff
there's pot scraper there's door the doorway sniffer is not someone who likes doorways
it's just someone who's smelling beyond the doorway to try and steal your food later
but there used to be way more of them so they used to be more than 80 your lads
which is a lot to descend upon you and there are ones that were you know
kiboshed about mid-century were Falda Fakir which is skirt sweeper
he got the shop and literally Pungo which is small testicles
what did he do
he just went around flattering people
those are bigger than mine
I've got small ones so it's yeah
so do they do these guys bring you anything do they just take things away
they take things well they used to take things away and back in the day in 1746
the stories became so scary that they actually banned them from telling them to children
because they brought them into such a sort of Stephen King-esque territory of fear
that they said this is too much
it was the Danish wasn't it who did that and not only that they banned using any stories to scare children
and it was because of these guys
it wasn't only because of them so have you heard of Iceland's famous Christmas child eating cat
who prowls around the country eating children on Christmas day
and the terrible thing is so you know if you're naughty or nice you'll get presents or you get a lump of coal
the child has no control over whether it's eaten or not
the only thing that controls whether the child is eaten or not is whether the child got any new clothes for Christmas
from its parents and if your parents didn't give you some socks you're gonna be eaten
there is a slight thing with that with if you've done all of your chores by Christmas day
then they're supposed to give you some clothes
but they could not
it just I'm saying it really
that would be a pretty harsh bit of parenting
it's insult to injury isn't it
A you're not getting a new t-shirt
and B you're about to be eaten by a giant cat
it was a big cat though wasn't it it was like the size of a house
and it belonged to a troll right so it was like
Katie Hopkins this is all still I say
satire we don't do that James come on
we welcome all people in our podcast
we honestly do not
she is not invited to anything that I'd like to publicly state
Katie Hopkins fuck you
was that satire?
no it's not satire
my satirical show is not going down well
hey Trump fuck you hey Farage fuck you
catch you next week on Saturdays today
what were we talking about Iceland?
yeah so these these yule lads their mother is called Grula
she's been married three times
but she killed all of her husbands because they bored her
and my wife is in the audience and I just like to say
that's not the right way to behave
and she is the mother of the yule lads?
no she's just my wife
and she she is half ogre half troll
and I am referring here to Grula
and their cat is Christmas cat
the family cat is Christmas cat
and the cat brings the yule lads sometimes grabbed her children
and brought them back to be turned into stew
but this is all just to deter children from misbehaving
it's not anything worse than what we do
which is Santa won't bring you presents if you're bad
should we talk about Father Christmas?
yeah sure
because you know he is leaking
his bones Father Christmas has bones
so this is Saint Nicholas and he has some relics
and it's kind of debatable which relics are his
but it's generally accepted that he has some in Italy
it's a clear liquid that is called sort of manna
by the priest who guard the tomb
and it can sell for a good amount
oh come on it's surprising wow
but I think it's because he's in this place called Bari in Italy
which is a harbour town so it's below sea level in fact
so the harbour water tends to seep into where he's entombed
and then every year they have this festival
where he will come
oh a holy fish has come in this room
yeah exactly it's like the great story of Jesus
he makes fish out of Santa
there is a place where I think it's South America
yeah it's parts of Latin America
baby the bot, hang on
the models of baby Jesus are dressed up like Father Christmas
really?
yeah there's this weird synergy between Jesus and Father Christmas
really?
yeah I can't find it in my notes either
I am panicking like crazy
oh yeah yeah yeah
I've seen the words magic helicopter
yeah well no
so basically you get presents from the baby Jesus
you don't get them from Father Christmas
so that's why they've kind of dressed up the two traditions together
but people ask children how exactly does that work
how are you getting presents from this baby
he has a magic helicopter
or B that he owns all the toy shops
he's just a massive toy magnate
and he can afford to give them to children
do you know how the reason he exists though
is because it's too difficult for Jesus on his own
to deliver all those presents
so um
what?
so Nicholas was like a common thing
everyone knew about so Nicholas until about the 1500s
and then the Reformation came in
and Protestantism came in
and they said Jesus is the only thing
and then it was established that there should be a festival
where Jesus brings everyone presents
on Christmas Day on the day of his birth
and then it was established that a tiny newborn baby
can't handle all these presents
and all this present giving
and so Father Christmas initially was the sidekick to Jesus
this was like
post Reformation was the first time he became his co-deliverer of gifts
because it was like well he's a tiny baby
he can't actually carry all these presents
so um so Nicholas joined him
what?
but a tiny baby could fit down a chimney much more easily
than a massive man
so that was why Father Christmas brought Jesus
it was a symbiotic relationship
but so are there actual historical stories of the two of them
like Batman Robin style just travelling
I refer you to the word historical in that sense
alright should we move on to our second fact?
sure
it's time for our second fact of the show
and that is Anna
yep my fact this week is that
an ancient Greek form of contraception
was a suppository made of frankincense, myrrh
and blister beetles
this is a thing
and blister beetles by the way if you don't know what they are
they're beetles that cause blisters
um no they're so blister beetles are these things
that secrete something called cantheridin
which I probably mispronounced but it's this poison
and the reason they secrete it is because
they give it to their
the male gives it to the female during mating
as a gift as like a mating gift
but during sex which is a bit weird
and then it's to cover her eggs with it
and that stops predators from getting hold of it
but it's actually very poisonous
so a tenth of a milligram can blister your skin really badly
but this was a very common medicine
so it was used as a contraception
you shove it up the bum and you don't get pregnant
this is what traditionally happens when you shove it up the bum
that blister beetle stuff is called Spanish fly I think
and it was an aphrodisiac as well
and I think I've written down Casanova and Marquis de Sade
I can't remember which one it was
but he used it as an aphrodisiac
Marquis de Sade
and that's what he got since prison
sorry if you're using the blister beetles
I'm going off memory but I think that's right
and the idea was it would make you itchy
and you would put it down there and itch yourself
and that would turn you on
nice
just a bit of history
and a good tip for the room
but frankincense and mech
and let's talk about those
frankincense a bit of a panacea
people thought it kind of cured
loads of different things
in Oman it still is a little bit
it's been variously used as a stomach soother
a cough remover, a blood thinner
cold medicine, wound cleaner
and fly repellent
and it was really really popular
in Oman it was basically
made them one of the most kind of rich
countries in the world
but not anymore because the Roman Catholic church buys
cheap stuff from Somalia these days
what is frankincense?
it's incense with the word frank at the front
is that really what it is?
and frank kind of means honest
or whatever it just means really good
really good incense
don't listen
I swear to god that's true, that is true
was the incense bit true?
the frank bit as well?
Andy?
Dan, the reason I asked was because
I had dramatically under researched on this fact
but it is
and the word frank to mean
really good and honest came from
franks meaning french people as well
from the roman times
in roman times it was so important frankincense
that Augustus Caesar sent
10,000 troops to invade
the area where frankincense came from
because he thought it was so important
it's so weird
it was so important frankincense
and so it was medicinally thought to be so important
and it was an incense
and it's from tree sap basically isn't it
which is like myrrh
they're both basically from tree sap
and they're turned into incense
but between 1000 BC
and 400 AD frankincense
was the most lucrative trade in the world
it was the most valuable thing in the world
to be traded for like
1500 years, it's amazing
and in Oman it's still a really big deal
to the extent that they have
I think roundabouts in Oman are quite famous
so they're quite well decorated with giant
versions of stuff and in quite a lot of roundabouts
in Oman then they
have giant frankincense dispensers
like properly huge
the size of a building of frankincense dispenser
in the centre of a roundabout
I did a little bit on gift giving
because these blister beetles
they give a present to their mates during sex
and so I looked up
and also called frankincense and mer would gifts
given to the baby Jesus
there are so many links to the
things like that
but so you've heard of
these spiders that give gifts to the females
they're called paretrichalea ornata
and they give silk wrapped
parcels full of prey
and it's really interesting because 70% of them
give rubbish gifts
which are worthless, they're leftovers
it's like basically giving someone
an empty... selection box
selection box exactly
like just the bounty bar left in
exactly like that
but basically the male spiders
they can't help themselves from eating
most of the present before they give it to the female
better just wrap this nice
oh god it's so
but the spiders
it's really sensible for the spiders to give
a rubbish present to the female
because the females don't judge on what's inside the parcel
by the time they open the package
they've already pressed the button
to go ahead or not go ahead with the mating
and what they judge on is how the male
looks, his physical condition
so the main thing is good body condition
so the males who ate their gift were cleverer
because it's better to turn up looking
well fed and in good shape
but with nothing in the box
than it is to turn up with an actual
meal in the box but you look hungry
and you do know that's not going to fly
in your own life
I think the main thing, darling, is that I look good
I
I read something really interesting today
have you guys heard the Jesus as an alien
theory? No
Jesus
no no hang in there
this one's really interesting
so the idea
is that a lot of people think that Jesus
is an alien and
so because they describe
in the bible that the star
they say low the star
which they saw in the east went before them
till it came and stood over
where the young child was and everyone's
like how can a star move like that
that's insane, maybe it wasn't a star
maybe it was a UFO
now, UFO comes
guiding these three wise men
three kings from very separate places
who all of a sudden are hanging out
how's that happen, were they like a king conference
like how one was from Persia
one was from India, they were all over the shop
and suddenly there weren't three of them
in the bible
and I'm telling a story here
then you go okay
the immaculate conception
how did she have the child inside of her
well that's very consistent my friends
with an abduction where they bring you up
and they place something inside you
not my theory of presenting the first
are you saying the Virgin Mary was anally probed
and that's the one time where the bum
contraception would not work Andy
because look what she had
a Jesus
I cannot believe
you've done this to our show
what do you mean
can I tell you something about Jesus
can I ask you something about Jesus
where was he born
Bethlehem
incorrect
not Bethlehem, he was born
in Bethlehem
so
it's a different Bethlehem
there's a Bethlehem in Israel where everyone goes
and they're like this is the birthplace of Jesus
Israel has two Bethlehems
and it turns out that the one
that is much closer to
Nazareth where Jesus was born
is a totally different Bethlehem
and archaeologists now are saying that
actually we've got the wrong one
so the place that everyone goes to celebrate the birth of Jesus
is completely wrong
they should be going to area 51
you know I'm trying to raise the turn
so do you know what the names
of the three UIs men were
yes Balthazar
Melchior
and according to a survey
by the British Christmas tree growers association
your sourcing is getting worse
there is only one place
in the world
or at least in the UK where there are people
with those surnames that all live in that place
and it is
it's Bedfordshire
apparently there are people with that names
and they decided
because presumably it was the slow season
for Christmas tree growing
that they'd look at all the different Christmasy names
and see where people are
there is only one Mr Scrooge in the whole world
and he lives in Canada
there are 16 people in England
called Grinch
the surname Grinch
and there's only one person in the whole UK
called Mr Barbles
so
all right let's
move on to our next fact
it is time for fact number three and that is Andy
my fact is that Oregon
has 12 times as many Christmas trees as humans
yeah
so this is just a fact about how many Christmas trees there are
you've heard the fact it's about
it could be about how few humans
there are in Oregon
that's true but it's not
it's got a reasonably healthy human population
and just a shit load
of Christmas trees
but the amazing thing is
how it harvests them
so it harvests them you may have seen this
by helicopter to where the van is
is that a magic helicopter
flown by Jesus
it's not a magic helicopter
they get lifted up in massive bundles
and it's incredible to watch in action
because they're doing a constant zigzag
between where the Christmas trees are
in bundles and where they need to be loaded
and it takes about 26 seconds
to fly a few hundred yards from one to the other
and then they zip back
and one of the pilot trainers
the helicopter pilot trainers said
it's similar to sprinting down a field
putting someone on your back, piggyback
and then dropping them off then running back across the field
which is such an
unhelpful energy
but in America
there's a massive shortage right now
of trees
and this is because of the recession
when the recession happened
a long time ago that it takes to grow a Christmas tree
so just under 10 years
so now we've got a massive shortage
because people's businesses went to pot
and they went into other industries
so actually in Oregon which is one of the main Christmas tree
industries
pot growing, marijuana growing is a big industry as well
and so a lot of Christmas tree farmers
have gone on to marijuana instead
so you can't get a Christmas tree
you can get some wheat
but does that mean like in what 15 years time
everyone will have pot plants
yeah
really? I guess so
giant pot plants that they hang baubles and tinsel off
and put an angel on top of
but there is a shortage
it's a problem
not a huge problem
do you know Britain has a
Eurovision for Christmas trees
I don't know
it's from the British Christmas tree growers association
they have
an annual Christmas tree
grower of the year
competition
and they all compete on various metrics
of you know height and
other
so when you say Eurovision
sorry is it all of Europe?
it's not all of Europe it's all the
British Christmas tree growers
the only thing that even makes it
slightly like Eurovision
is we all ring up to see who wins
it's something zero in prime time
it's hosted by Graham Norton
that's right yeah
it's got an undercurrent of cold war rivalries
that determines
the winner every year
is it that they get to vote on each other's trees?
what happens to the best tree?
it's not interesting
no
it gets to go outside
Downing Street
does it really?
do you know what happens to the runner up?
it gets probably a pub
no the runner up gets to go
inside Downing Street
that was amazing
that's the better prize
you don't get seen by the public
but you get to hear all the juicy
juicy gossip
that's true
so you can buy half Christmas trees
have you seen these? they're pretty cool
they're plastic ones
but they're basically half a Christmas tree
and you lean it up against your wall
that is so clever
isn't that clever? I mean it's awful
but it is awfully clever
they put them up because
if you live in a small flat
let's say in London for instance
you don't have that much space
and you can have it just half of the wall
that's great
and you can also have Argos cells
upside down Christmas trees
so the pointy bitters at the bottom
and the fat bitters at the top
and that's if you don't have much floor space
that was very cool
and that used to happen in the 19th century
people hung it upside down from the rafters
really?
because there was not much floor space
same reason
but actually the Christmas tree industry in the 2000s
was one of these plastic trees
in 2004
the national Christmas tree association of America
launched a free online video game
called attack of the mutant
artificial Christmas tree
and in it you would throw snowballs
at artificial trees
that were blamed for sucking the spirit
out of Christmas
whereas actually artificial trees have been around
for almost as long as Christmas trees
have been around in popular terms
so feather trees were a thing
from the late 19th century
feather trees?
yeah so the first artificial Christmas trees
were made of goose feather
and they used to backcomb it
so it looked like a tree
and then they would paint it
and that was an artificial tree because they were really worried about deforestation
in the 19th century
which I think is quite interesting
and it's still an argument about what's best for the environment
like an artificial one or a real one
I read one report and a few of them
have kind of vary but one of them says
it's better to use real ones
but not if you're going to use your artificial tree
for 20 years or more
20 years?
basically 20 years worth of real trees
is what one plastic one is worth
but I throw away my plastic one every year
do you know how the Christmas tree
was made popular
worldwide?
like Martin Luther or something
I'm thinking about like commercially popular
was made popular by Queen Victoria
which so it was in
1846 when Victoria and Albert had a Christmas tree
because in Germany Christmas trees
were where they celebrate Christmas
and Albert came over
and he brought that over with him
and then this image of their Christmas tree
was published in like London Illustrated Magazine
or something and then it really caught on
because they had this decorated tree
and so everyone got this decorated tree
but then it caught on in America
a couple of years later
because it was in something called Goody's Lady Book
and
it was
totally innocent by the way
but what they did was
they took this picture and they popularized it in America
but
they thought that Victoria's tiara and Albert's
moustache were too British
so they removed them
and this was like the early days of Photoshop
and that's how the Christmas tree got popular in America
was a moustache-less Albert
can I give you a story
from the New York Herald in the early 20th century
about a cursed Christmas tree
someone's allergic
to cursed Christmas trees over there
chopping the butt
of a Christmas tree in prospect this afternoon
William Smith, a farmhand
nearly cut off his great toe
angered he threw an axe
and it broke a window and struck a child
in the face
inflicting a severe cut
can I just say you're all laughing at a child
it's a long time ago
it was a different time
trimming the tree later
Mrs. William Scoville
fell and broke an ankle
indignant over the chain of events
Howard Scoville, son of the woman
insisted on doing the rest of the work himself
and while testing the candles
set the tree afire
and nearly burned down the farmhouse
believing the tree bewitched
the father, Ambrose Scoville
threw it into the hogpen
where it fell on and killed a chicken
I find it amazing
that people didn't die constantly
from Christmas tree accidents
because before electricity became a thing
they were all lit by candlelight
and that was 50, 60 years
of just being candles strapped to a tree
and they were decorated with snow
made out of cotton
you could get in the 50s
it was called flocking wasn't it
you could get an attachment
for your vacuum cleaner
which was like a gun to fire
artificial snow
from your hoover all over the tree
at the candles
way
I know isn't it good
and you know like you're saying the Christmas tree
with Albert and Victoria suddenly took off
that was the same for electric Christmas lights
that we all have now around our tree
that was invented by a guy called Edward Hibbert Johnson
who was the right hand man
to Thomas Edison
people were putting candles on their tree
they kept burning down and he thought
we should try and make this a thing
and it just caught on in the next few years
in America just so quickly
because it was just such a beautiful thing
and he died of an electric shock
no way
it says citation needed on Wikipedia next to that
but
but
it sounds plausible doesn't it
should we move on to the final fact
to the show it is time for our final fact
of the show and that is James Harkin
ok my fact this week
who brought the phrase Merry Christmas
to English
was also the first Englishman to use the word
Prosecco
was it in the same
guard
Merry Christmas I have invented
Prosecco
so he didn't invent it
it was invented by some Italian people
but he was in Italy at the time
he was a traveller called Fiennes Morrison
and he wrote all about Italy
and lots of different countries actually
he was travelling around the time
it was in the 16th century
late 16th century and it was kind of dangerous
to travel around the world really
but especially in Europe
there was a time of kind of bad religious
strife and he would always
whenever anyone mentioned religion to him
especially around Easter he would immediately move
to another city to avoid inquiries
when he was in Spain
he pretended to be Czech
when he was in France he pretended to be Polish
when he was in Netherlands he pretended to be German
when he was in Italy he pretended to be Dutch
except when he was in Rome
and he pretended to be French
and he travelled without any funds
he didn't have any official protection
and so whenever there was any problems
he adopted a deferential posture
and avoided eye contact
that's great
that's a good way of travelling though isn't it
sounds like me on a night out
I've read something about Fiennes Morrison
this is from the Wikipedia entry on him
I'm quoting exactly here
his biographer Charles Hughes
says he had a sane charity for all men
except Turks and Irish priests
which is another way of saying that he was prejudiced
against Turks and Irish priests
yeah he was
he was a man of his time
but also no one had seen Prosecco before
and this was
it was a drink that even Pliny drank
and it was also known as Pukinum
and then he said
it was called Pukinum
now called Prosecco much celebrated by Pliny
and when we say celebrated by Pliny
we mean sparkling wine
presumably
I had no idea that sparkling wine went that far back
yeah because with wine
its default position is often sparkling
we get the stuff
which they've taken the bubbles out
why?
why do these people treat us like children?
who doesn't want all wine to be sparkling wine?
children love busy stuff
why are they treating us like grown-ups?
but Prosecco Christmas drink at the moment
the UK consumed
77 million litres of Prosecco
last year
and I worked out that's in the region of the amount
of rain that falls on Wembley Stadium
in a year
also my favourite thing about
Brexit and it's a long list
thank god I've got a favourable audience
ok so
no but is that champagne
can be sold by the pint again?
so there's always been this weird dichotomy
which is that
wine can only be
sold in metric and beer
can only be sold in imperial
but Paul Roger always used to sell champagne
by the pint
it was a bottle that was the size of a pint
rather than a pint glass
and Churchill loved Paul Roger
that was served in pints
he said it was perfect for lunch
and actually
he actually had Paul Roger
the champagne manufacturers deliver him
a pint of champagne at 11am
every morning because he was so
such a fan of it
and now Paul Roger have explicitly said
maybe one of the advantages of leaving the EU
is that we'll be able to sell champagne
by the pint again and they're already preparing
to sell champagne by the pint
so if you want to be optimistic
about the future
this is it
is that one of the battle buses we didn't see for you?
did you know
one of the first battles of the First World War
was called the Champagne Offensive
so it was when the German armies
were moving west
through the Champagne region
and lots of people at the time fled underground
but basically
they learned their lesson in the Champagne region
because when the German army
arrived again in 1940
there were false walls built in the wine cellars
to conceal the really good stuff
and supposedly
some houses like Bollinger
mislabeled their really good bottles
poison
they did it
it was a real front of the Second World War
that we haven't acknowledged so far
I think there's a book called
Wine and War
which has first hand accounts
of winemakers in France
who fought the Nazis by withholding their best wine
and they're so proud of it
so it's so sweet
so it's in the Champagne region
and there's one winemaker who bragged about
the fact that he watered down his champagne
before giving it to the Nazis
and or he would
bottle his worst wines
this is in the Champagne region he would bottle his worst wines
and say this is the special
cuvet for the Wehrmacht
and there was one guy who said
that we got orders from the Nazis
to deliver them lots of wine
and they made the foolish mistake
of not saying which vintage wine they would
prefer
and so we sent them a thousand bottles
of our 1939
which was absolute rubbish
and that absolutely taught them
I have a fact about wishing people a merry Christmas
so this was an experiment that happened in 1974
sociological
two sociologists
called Philip Kunz and Michael Wolcott
they posted nearly 600 Christmas cards
to people they didn't know
they got the addresses out of the phone book
and they sent some high status cards
which were very lavish and fancy
and some were low status
which were just plain white cards with merry Christmas
written in a red sharpie on the front
and they were either signed from
Doctor or Mrs Philip Kunz
or from Philip and Joyce Kunz
and they included a return address
saying where you can send them back to
so they were definitely for people they hadn't met
and
over 20% of people sent a signed card
back with varying degrees of detail
some said merry Christmas
some sent pictures of their families
to people they had never met
some sent letters of several pages
saying what had been going on with them
for the last few years
I know
a couple of people wrote back
and directly asked how do I know you
which is incredibly
ballsy to me
I wouldn't have the courage to do that
when was that?
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you can't imagine what would happen today
do you think?
if you got a random Christmas card
would you respond to it?
well a few liars
but most people say
my parents keep getting a card
but they arrive
clockwork every year
and the family has grown
it's added several members in this time
and they never include the return address
and they keep saying we'd love to see you in their new year
please, please can it touch
the winter look that they are
so Wendy, John if you're listening
we need to wrap up guys
anything before we do?
some stuff on wine or
in 2015 Scotland
made its first home grown wine
and it was described as
undrinkable by experts
the guy who produced it said
it has potential
it doesn't smell fresh
but I enjoyed it in a bizarre
masochistic way
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is take one away
thank you so much for being here guys
that was really fun, we'll see you again, goodbye!