No Such Thing As A Fish - 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
Episode Date: March 9, 2018Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day....
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Hello and welcome to another episode of no such thing as a fish a weekly podcast this week coming to you from the bright end
My name is Dan Schreiber and I'm sitting here with Anna Chazinski Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin
And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days
And in no particular order here. We go starting with you Chazinski
My fact this week is that until the 17th century mothers hung their babies up on hooks while they worked
You just hung them up like a coat
Were they is it yeah, is it like everyone who works at the same place has a number above their buck
If you go to the restaurant, you just leave your baby in the cloakroom. Yeah, and if you lose your ticket, you're absolutely pocket
Can you describe it well it is small it's not got much hair
This but this is genuinely true
So this baby seems to be swaddled for long periods of history
It was thought that it was good for them to be very tightly swaddled, you know like wrapped up in material
So their limbs could grow straight. That was the belief and once they were swaddled
Then they would just be latched on to a hook that was maybe in your house
If you're doing the housework or sometimes mothers would be working out in the fields doing agricultural work and you could hook them onto a tree
like a bit of twig
That was how they did it. Wow
Is that where like the rocker by baby kind of thing comes from?
You're not rocking them really you're swinging them if you're doing anything
Because he's on a tree top right is he's in a he's definitely in a vessel lying down comfortably
Not a small baby from the tree side
Yeah, keep holding your ticket or baby will disappear
So this used to happen all over the place the in Sweden women would carry their children in what was called a bog
Just put your baby in the bog baby bog. What was that? What was it? It was a bag
Sounds like a typo
Yeah, it's where we get the word back from but it was it was a leather container shaped into a bag
Same principle there's there's actually still a thing today in amongst indigenous North Americans
Where there's a thing called cradle boards and these have been a thing for hundreds of years
And they're sort of flat boards that you strap a baby to and in a very similar way
You can then hang them on a tree or lean them against a tree and they were very commonly used and there are a few
Tribes like the shoe or the Iroquois or the Cherokee who are all kind of bringing them back in a sort of artisan way
They're really beautiful if you look them up and they're for hanging babies up
And actually they think that carrying babies or having like bogs or bags or whatever to put babies in is
Probably one of the biggest inventions in the history of mankind. Wow
It's up there with like, you know writing and the wheel and fire and all that kind of stuff
Well, it meant that mothers could carry food as well as carrying the child
So once you had a child if you just had to hold it the whole time
Basically, you weren't able to do anything else, but this meant that they could carry food
They can go hunter gathering as well. Wow
So prams used to not really be a thing and if you did have a pram you that's actually true of everything that was invented
iPhones didn't used to be a thing really
Yeah, that's fair
But basically in Germany when it was invented particularly mothers used to pull along prams and obviously you can't see if the babies fallen out
So the push pram was it was a genuine innovation
But in Germany until 1888 you had to have a license to take a child out in a pram
This was so the police knew you had to permit permission to be out with basically a small vehicle and you had to name the baby
You had to say I'm gonna be taking Jeff out in the pram
Wait, so if you're taking a different baby out in the pram, then you'd lose your license or whatever you're arrested six months six months present
No, I don't know
The other thing is around the same time in Britain any vehicle with four wheels was counted as a road vehicle
Okay, so they got the new prams which had like a bassinet and they had four wheels a previous ones only had three and those
Four-wheelers you could get arrested for walking down the street with one of those and people did people got prosecuted
If you walked on the pavement with them instead of the road
So responsible advice push your baby along in the middle of the road
Wow
Another pregnancy thing actually giving birth thing there is a medical text from the 12th century called the trotula and
One of the instructions in there is if you're giving birth you should induce sneezing
To the woman because apparently when you sneeze it helps to contract your womb and push the child out and they genuinely did this
Wow, I mean, I mean it's an unpleasant process anyway
I've heard but having someone pour pepper into your nostrils
Make the whole thing even worse. Well, they also said that the womb reacted differently to different kinds of smells
So the womb would push towards sweet smells and away from unpleasant smells
What so if you're giving birth near a baklava stand, you'll just be drawn magnetically over to it
And I don't know why a baklava stand was the first thing I thought
It's a good as a good as an elite twat
But so women didn't used to be allowed to be at birth so there was a long tradition of only women being
There was one woman allowed at every birth so for many centuries
Doctors weren't allowed at birth because men weren't allowed to see a woman giving birth because it was thought to be improper
So actually the only people that you would be allowed to have when you were giving birth were
Midwives after a while and astrologers because some women were astrologers
So you couldn't have a doctor to tell you it was gonna be okay
if you could have an astrologer to give you a prediction of whether the baby was gonna survive and
Then when doctors started taking over in the 19th century
It was decided that actually women couldn't handle being in the room with other women giving birth
Even though I guess they are the ones that do it in the end
But the Lancet medical journal wrote in 1868 that women are too delicate to watch someone else giving birth
And only men could brave the revolting scenes of child
We just can't hack it because we actually never have to see it
Right, I think you're just lay there going can anyone smell back lover
That is such a Sagittarius thing to say
Do you know what just I was looking at medieval child rearing. Oh, yeah, so what happened in medieval Europe was
Basically once you got to the edge of 14 you would just be sent away on a French exchange forever
You you'd be sent to to be a servant in someone else's house for seven to ten years
Was it always in France? It wasn't always in France actually. It was always not in France. It was never in France. It was
So
You were sent on a French exchange trip forever, which was not in France and only lasted seven years. Yeah, I
Can see I'm gonna be accused of sexing up this fact
Think of an analogy basically you'd do a swap every everyone just sent away their child to someone else's house
And then you you would get someone else's child being a servant in your house
Yeah, and everyone did this right up to the aristocracy because they thought that it was easier to bring up someone else's child, didn't they?
Yeah, that's cool. Have you guys heard so again around the sort of medieval period of the groaning cheese?
This is really this is really cool
It was just a tradition that people would do and the idea was that when you got pregnant
You knew you were pregnant
You would mature a wheel of cheese for the nine month period that you were pregnant
And then once the baby was born you would share out the cheese amongst family and friends
And you would all eat the cheese, but it would leave the outer
Rind of the of the cheese and on christening day they would pass the baby through
Yeah
Like and that's where we get the tradition of the woman bursting out of the cake, isn't it? Yes. Yes. No
But yeah, that was the groaning cheese
That's amazing. Yeah
How bizarre
Um, did you on uh, buggies and ways of pushing children around?
Did you see the survey that was done by scoda?
But it was seeing what fathers thought about pushing buggies around. It's quite recent
It was it discovered that 33 percent of fathers said they were embarrassed by their pram or push chair
So they felt emasculated pushing them around
76 percent of dads said they'd be more likely to push a pram if they had access to a stylish high spec buggy
That could go
And so there's this one guy called Colin furs who in 2013, but yeah, Colin furs. He's broken a load of records
So he likes breaking records and he's broken the record for the world's fastest pram
So he found out his wife was pregnant and he thought the way to be supportive was to
Attach a motorbike engine to a pram
And create something that can go up to 80 kilometers an hour
Which it does you can't put a baby in it
Because that would be really dangerous, but he says he does put dolls in it just to freak out onlookers
Wait, but hang on is he is he wearing roller skates? No, but he has a little skateboard attached to the back that he can stand on
So it pulls him along
It's really cool. That's incredible
It's really cool, but his wife is still having to push the baby along in a normal pram
some way behind him
Okay, it is time for fact number two and that is james
Ah, yes, my fact this week is that there's a man in brazil who's been living in a sandcastle for 22 years
He has to constantly water his house to prevent it from collapsing
It's extraordinary. Yeah, so this is just a guy. He lives in Rio. He lives in brazil
He's he's known as king marcio and he has this really awesome looking
Sandcastle it's like just imagine like a really ornate sandcastle
It's quite small on the inside. It's only about three square meters
And it's full of books because he has two hobbies reading and beach golf
Hmm. Yeah, beach golf. Yeah, it's just one big bunker. I guess
Um, but he lives there and he basically if you go to rio and you go to his house
He has a little scepter and he has photos taken with um with tourists and stuff like that
That's very cool
It has a roof right because none of my sandcastles ever had roofs. Did they not?
Well, no, they just be basically a wall. Isn't that the standard sandcastle?
Yes, unless you just do the upturned bucket in which case it's all roof
A lot of sandcastles like these really ornate ones you see on you know, they do competitions
Don't they and stuff like that and the way that they do that is they super compact it
So they really really really compact the um the sand and this is an ancient way of building things
So actually the great wall of china a lot of that is made like this. So it's basically just one big sandcastle
Joking honestly
That's amazing except they use different materials
Well, some of it for some of the great wall china they just it's just kind of mounds and that's just literally sand compacted really hard
What happens when the tide comes in?
It tends not to in the middle of china
Doesn't quite reach that's where all kids are going wrong is building them on bloody beaches
But they've also worked out the exactly perfect way now to build a sandcastle and when I say they I mean physicists
But it's actually quite surprising
So this is a couple of years ago
There was some experimenting there were some studies and it was found out that the strongest sandcastle
Will be 99 part sand to one part water
Which I think is not very as much water as I was probably doing
And the person who did this study is a guy called dr. Bond who's a physicist
And he said the best way to do it is to tamp wet sand into a mold
But a mold that's like open at the top on the bottom
So like a bucket without a bottom and then thump it at least 70 times
Before which no one has the time for on a beach
Um, you know actually a best place to build um a sandcastle the best sand for a sandcastle is on
Titan the largest moon of satan
Whoa, really? Yeah, it's the best place in some ways to do it in other ways. I wouldn't recommend it
You get that I forgot the bloody bucket
Right turn it around
Well, this is amazing. They have sand dunes on titan
But their sand has got static electricity in it and so it self adheres
Do you know what I mean?
So you kind of put it together and it's never going to fall apart because it all sticks together with static electricity
That's amazing. It's really cool. That is cool, isn't it? It's worth going for that
Um, you can be fined for stealing sand from sardinia even if you take a small drinks bottle full of sand
You can be fined a thousand euros
And this is a big problem because people keep on stealing sardinia basically and people are worried about it in the summer months of 2015
They seized five tons
In smaller and bigger consiments, but lots of it was just little bottles which people take as a souvenir
Wow, yeah, that's good. And that's because we're running out of sand, right? Yeah
Which is a weird sentence in its own right, but we are running out of sand on earth
Have you guys heard of the great sandcastle dispute of 1900? No
So this was uh
It was like the original first world war except it happened in rill in north wales and it was quite a small deal, but
It was basically bovril, which was a relatively new company at that point sponsored a sandcastle building contest
And it was the idea was that you had to build a sandcastle that was extremely impressive
and you had to have bovril's logo somewhere on it and so some people picked up on the idea and in the same place in north wales
This alcohol merchant copied it copied the whole idea and had a lot of kids come to the beach
And compete over who could build the best sandcastle and include the name of his whiskey on the sandcastle
So he was encouraging lots of kids to advertise his whiskey basically
And so then this spiraled out of control because temperance movements got really upset at the fact that they were using kids as a vehicle to advertise
Extremely strong liquor and so these temperance movements
Ran a rival contest for who could build a sandcastle that denounced drink and alcohol in the strongest possible terms
Poor kids so torn
Wow
That's awesome. Um, I found the thing which uh really surprised me. Um, this was from 1990
It was a scientific report that was looking into there's always the thing of um, you know
Vending machines kill more people than sharks do per year. So do sandcastles more than sharks per year
sandcastle sand tunnels
So anything where you're trying to construct via sand and the collapse is is very dangerous
So in 1990 they found 16 people died of it as opposed to 12
Which is how many were killed by sharks in that year. Wow. Yeah
What a way to go running ashore thinking. Oh finally have avoided that shark
Well
Pretty good day for me
Bang sandcastle
I
Well life gods have to
Watch out for people digging two deep holes on beaches
So this is they have fewer complaints about going out and having to save people from sharks and they do
About going and having to tell kids or adults to stop building such a deep hole
I was reading something by a lifeguard called Annie Howe
Who was saying she's been alive for over nine years and she often has to warn beach goers that in her words their excavations are getting out of control
And she says that no hole should be more than knee deep for the smallest person in the group
So I think we have all surely contravened that because that's part of the fun
Isn't it trying to dig to australia? It's exactly
Is it is sorry it's not so that people don't dig to australia?
I presume no
It's an anti immigration thing because I think the australians will come back up. I get it
Sorry, I should add for what I said earlier about sandcastles and
Tunnels being the fatality thing. It's actually majoritvly people digging holes
So when people are walking at night on a beach not knowing there's a massive hole, that's how they
Yeah, no, it's mostly the main danger is sound falling in on you. It's not a danger people walking at night falling into the holes
But I think I think others right. I think it's the holes collapse. It's not people
It's very tough. Who's got the muscle power to dig a hole so big that it falls in on you
It's not no, it's about the foot. I almost killed my grandmother that way. She well
Better luck next time
I did I didn't intend to I was I was at her house and I dug a hole in the garden
And I didn't tell her and she went out at night and she um, she ended up in hospital and but she's okay
But didn't you grow up in australia? Yeah, you try to dig to the uk
Okay
Yeah, uh, okay, it is time for fact number three and that is my fact
My fact this week. Oh boy
My fact this week is queen elizabeth the first was a man
According to the Dracula author bram stoker
Yeah, isn't that amazing? This is the fact that the year before I mean he was writing fiction quite a lot
He was writing fiction, but the year before he died
He wrote a non-fiction book and it was called famous imposters and the idea was to expose con artists
And it was to expose hoaxes and so on however
There's one chapter in it in which he claims and he did proper investigation into it that queen elizabeth the first
Was a man and he actually published that and obviously it's it's not true, but it's so crazy. Well, let's not reject it
That's a lot of compelling evidence. Let's hear the evidence
Well, he said things like for example, uh, she never married. Uh
She used to wear a lot of wigs he said someone's trying to hide a bald spot. She used to wear one wig at a time
But she didn't wear a stack of wigs
Yeah, no, but she was constantly famously according to him was wearing wigs
Um, the story is that basically when the original this is according to I need to specify this is not my theory
This is a very famous author brand sirker
He said that when queen elizabeth was
10 years old
She was visiting bizzli which is in Gloucestershire and while she was there the plague was very rife and she got ill
And she passed away the the place bizzli thought that they were going to suffer the wrath of
Henry and so they quickly had to replace her. However, they didn't find a girl who is anyone still listening
Is
Yeah, so they couldn't find a girl that would match her complexion to fool Henry
And so they did find this one boy and they said you're gonna have to now be
Elizabeth and he said okay, and
And then and it worked and he was like, yeah, it worked and we're gonna have to stick with this and so, uh, okay
It's time for fact number four
This is basically the class hamster has died theory of english history
Because actually if you because I read that book um today and he says that because
The people of bizzli still believe it that it must be true
Right because he's like if it wasn't true, there's no way they'd still believe that shit
Yeah, and for a long time
There used to be a thing where they would dress boys as queen elizabeth
And so the idea was that there was a local vicar who started this rumor
Um, what's interesting is that brand stoker effectively was a conspiracy theorist, which is very bizarre
For the time as well and and he was no one believed him obviously at the time
But it is a well they did because as in it was a theory that had existed for since queen elizabeth
And he popularized it
So there were people who genuinely thought that and there are people who put together lots of evidence about it like
The fact that um her writing style changed apparently as soon as she left bizzli so um when she was seven years old
Yeah, so everyone's
She started writing in cursive. She must be a man
James 10 years old. Oh, sorry. Yeah. No, it did change and yeah, that was pretty much it in the week
A young girl's diary to just football scores every week
I'll wait to soup up my pram
So the Times reviewed the book as tommy rott. Yeah, um the original manuscripts is signed bs
But it was by bram stoker
But that's just as good evidence as the stuff you're giving me that it's just not true, right? Hang on again. It's not my evidence
But it is true that bram stoker was a conspiracy theorist
That is the curious thing and I had a look at the book and it's got loads of other hoaxes that have happened in history
It's some he's just reporting. So there's one called the cat hoax of 1815
Uh, which is where napoleon was about to be sent to st. Helena
It's a very distant island and it was supposedly over on with rats
And people put up signs around the city of chester
Saying that the government desperately needed lots of cats to wipe out all the rats on st. Helena to make it fit for napoleon
And if you bring your cat to this address tomorrow, the government will give you quite a lot of money for it
And it was mayhem. It was absolutely
People brought hundreds and hundreds of cats
So was it a hoax that it was just some random person who you didn't like and they went there?
It was an empty house. So no one knows exactly why it was it wasn't although that would be a hell of a prank
I know it's like ordering a pizza to someone but with cats. Yeah
But bram stoker did write some questionable stuff, didn't he a lot of it's been discovered recently so
A book of his notes was discovered in the 90s and basically he loves puns and he loves really rude jokes
So there's there's a really good joke. Um, I'm just gonna see if it works
You for this joke to work. You do actually have to know what a canticle is
Does everyone know what a canticle is? I don't know what one is. Oh, yes
We've got some churchgoers in the audience. It's like a religious song. It's like a it's like a hymn, isn't it?
Um, so this is a really funny joke. Why is death like a psalm?
I don't know. Why is death like a psalm? Is it something to do with canticles?
James you've absolutely nailed it
Because I'm gonna cut out the bit where you said you need to know what
You look like an absolute genius. Um, no, it's quite clever because kicking the bucket resembles a can tickle
Yeah, well
Yeah, it just shows that comedy changes I suppose
So Dracula just briefly on Dracula
Did you know the first adaptation of Dracula for the stage happened before the novel came out?
Really? No way. Why so he worked for many years as the manager to the actor Henry Irving
Who was incredibly famous in victorium times cumberbatch levels of famous and he ran his theater the lyceum, which is in london
it's in the west end and
Stoker had been writing this novel for a very long time and it debuted at the lyceum theater where he worked
And stoker had been working on it for seven years
It was only performed once and after the performance he asked his boss Henry Irving the incredibly famous actor what he thought
The the only word Irving said in reply was dreadful
I know but I think it may have been you know, it was full of dread because it's a very spooky story
So and a lot of people say to me after gigs Andy that was dreadful
And I think that's why
That'll be it and so when they say it's awful it's because they're full of awe exactly. Yeah. Yeah, and when they say shit
I
Can't win them all
We should say that um, he was not famous in his own time
So I went back through the British newspaper archive
Looking for his obituary and when he died
All the obit said he was the manager of Henry Irving
so as Andy says Henry Irving was the cumberbatch and literally it was just
An addendum at the end of the obit would be and he wrote a number of novels
But Henry Irving what a guy and Henry Irving was quite an exciting guy and a really nice person as far as I could tell and
He had this lovely coincidence where he was an actor and his last
Work he performed on stage was the day that he died
This was in 1905 and his last words on stage were into thy hands. Oh lord
And then he had a stroke that night and he died and then all the newspapers reported it as
pathetic end to a great career
Which pathetic men a different thing a hundred years ago, but now it just looks incredibly harsh
No, no, no, a lot of people say to me Andy that was pathetic
Did you know um, we're just on boys dressed as girls and girls dressed as boys
In the Elizabethan theater, uh, all the roles of girls were played by boys
But I didn't know this you could be officially legally kidnapped if you were a child and put in a play
Really, but yes, what this was not illegal. So
Theatres if they had a license could abduct children
And put them in place. Whoa, this is real. So you'd get back to your meat hook and you'd be like, where's my
Queen Elizabeth granted permission to theaters
I
Yeah, um, it was originally so they could get choristers for the royal chapel
But the theaters all did it too and no one really minded. There are legal cases surviving of people saying I quite like my son back
I can't with it was there just not enough interest
In the profession. No, right
Well, I think we've got a shortage of teachers at the moment haven't been in this country
There's something to think about. Um, we're gonna have to move on to the final fact soon anything before we do
Can I give you another brown stoker joke? Oh
Do you want to save it to close the show or
We might need a big one at the end. I felt like these guys appetites. They couldn't wait. Okay. Let's let's do it
Now, do you all know what a chasable is?
You do actually need to know what a prince consort is but I see
He has to be
Come on Bryton. So the question is
Why is the letter p like a prince consort?
Anyone? No, okay. I'll give you the answer
Because because it makes a queen regnant a queen pregnant
Oh, yeah, you also have to know what queen regnant is
That actually got quite a good response. All right, isn't it?
That's that's probably the first time anyone said that joke on a stage since bram stoker. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, um, should we move on to our final fact on the night? Yeah. Yeah
Okay, it is it is time for our final fact of the show and that is andrew hunter murray
My fact is that when a computer tried to come up with romantic messages for love heart suites based on existing ones
It came up with
bear wig
meat mate
Bong love
And you are bag
In sweden, it was you are park wasn't it?
They're great, aren't they? Well, no, yeah, if they were great, it wouldn't be a good fact
Uh, so there is a researcher. I think she's american. She's called janelle shane and she specializes in building neural networks
So this is where you feed a machine a load of information and you try and encourage it to come up with more things that are like it
With varying degrees of creativity so you can dial it up or dial it down to get them more accurate or more imaginative
And she did this with love hearts. You fed in a load of love hearts and some of them were really good
So there was a cute kiss
And uh, my bear, which is quite sweet. Yeah, that's good. Some of them were okay. I'm good
You are babe
They're all right, but then there were others which included, um, pin a face
Sweat poo
And my favorite one loved 2000 hogs. Yeah
It's hard to imagine them fitting that on the suite, isn't it? Yeah, I also saw um stank love
my hag
whole
And you hack
That's one to give to bram stoker after his set
And this for overseas uh listeners because I didn't I didn't know they were called love hearts
I've called them sweet hearts, which I think in america is what they're called
So it's the same sometimes conversation hearts as well. Yes. Yeah
So it's it's a little sugary heart with a message on it for yeah
Yeah, and apparently I think in the 80s in britain at least they wanted to get drop dead gorgeous on the suites
But it was too long and so they instead went with drop dead
And because what I remember I remember growing up and seeing drop dead on that and always I thought it was just like
You know russian roulette of you know, you're gonna get
You're just gonna get one bad one
And you never know like you give someone a sweet and it might be a nice one. It might be not not a nice one
Might be you are bag
So they're obviously they have to change it as this as the years go go around so in the 1950s they phased out
Hey, daddio
That's ready for a comeback, isn't it?
I think so
Right wikipedia claims that fax me is still on the list
Which I cannot believe
Fax me there is one that's grow up and
That was actually the cause of a complaint that the love hearts company received from a man
Who was trying to placate his wife after a row and he gave her a tube of love hearts and the first message that she saw was grow up
And she left him
The article said grow up is still in production. So they obviously didn't think that was a good enough reason to discontinue
Wow
Grow up. That's not that is one of those like not good ones though, isn't it?
Yeah, I can't think of a good way that grow up could be used
Um with me
Grow up with me grow old with me. It's more grow old with me
I can't believe
Um some more recent ones from 2014 on the love hearts. Oh, yeah, um skype me is now one
YOLO is one
tot hella
And this is a good one for me or repet
Oh, that's great. That's a good one, isn't it? Oh, you can fax me
Um
So the the very original love hearts they were called conversation lozenges. That was the original name
Yeah, I know it's so good. Um, and they date from the 1820s. These are seriously old things
And they they originally had the message on the wrapper and then eventually the message migrated onto the suite
But the messages said things like can you polka? Do you flirt?
Or the highly flirtatious. No, I won't ask mama
But then the the the temperance movement got hold of the love heart and they started putting on messages like
Misery sickness and poverty are the effects of drunkenness
They ruin everything
There was it was a real fashion in the victorian era for sweets that had a message on them
And the lrb pointed out that the rage for sweets with a message was initially delayed by the illiteracy prevailing in the market
But successive education acts did for readable sweets what they also did for penny dreadfuls and newspapers
So they became more popular
But sticks of rock with a message inside which we are familiar with today, right were popular in the 1800s
And the first mention of sticks of rock with a message came in the 1860s
What was mentioned in someone's diary and messages inside sticks of rock included. Do you love me?
Do you love sprouts?
And sir robert peal who was a recently deceased prime minister
I'm just sucking on a stick of rock and saying tereza may's name being spelled out
And so the american ones are not made by swizzles. They're made by neko necco, which is a new england candy company
They also make candy buttons and havelin mince and a few other things
But there are a few things that they don't make anymore
Including whorehound ovals
jujube mono planes
Wang bees
And climax mint patties
They sound great, don't they? I mean, I'd love to at the end of a meal. Would you like a climax mint patty?
They sound like sort of x-rated harry potter sweet shop when you go behind the door. That's what you get
Wang bees
Well, uh, just on the topic of ai sort of, uh, generating this new stuff and bizarrely harry potter
You're mentioning that. Um, I found an amazing ai generated harry potter book the other day
Uh, it's made by this online company called botnik studios their online artists to do
They're really cool really fun stuff and what they did is they fed into this machine
All seven books of harry potter and they understood the language and and so on and kind of got their heads around it
And it pumped out an original harry potter book
And uh, yeah, it's it's an amazing book. I'll read you a couple. Do you know what it's called? Yeah, I um
I thought I had the title here. I'm missing it at the moment
I'll see if I can find it before the end of the show, but um, I'll give you a couple of extracts from it
This is from chapter 13 the handsome one. It's called
Leathery sheets of rain lashed at harry's ghost as he walked across the grounds towards the castle
Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance
He saw harry and immediately began to eat hermini's family
And then this is that's a bit from the order of the phoenix
This is the very next page harry could tell that voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction
Harry tore harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest
In fairness that is an overreaction
Voldemort raised his eyebrows at harry who could not see anything at the moment
Ron threw his wand at voldemort and everyone applauded ron smiled ron reached for his wand slowly
Not so handsome now thought harry as he dipped hermini in hot sauce
That is amazing the whole granger family is edible in this
Yeah, they are not they are not like this is an amazing bit as well
Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard harry savagely said hermini nodded
Encouragingly the tall death eater was wearing a shirt that said hermini has forgotten how to dance
So hermini dipped his face in mud
I mean it reads awesomely
I read one um it might not be as good as that but I read one um about um fortune cookies
So they used ai to find some fortune cookie things um one of them is a short pencil is usually better than a bird in the future
Do not have a peaceful place where you will feel better
And this one carve your name on your parents
I mean we're laughing now, but they're gonna kill us
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And we've picked out a fact that was sent to us at the top of this show james. You got it
It's from john plat and the fact is if a human could move their arm one tenth as fast as a mantis shrimp
They could throw a baseball into orbit
Whoa, wow
so john
So john if you come and find us we'll give you your cassette
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