No Such Thing As A Fish - 531: No Such Thing As A Teaspoon of Coal
Episode Date: May 16, 2024James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding swallows, Swedish statues, staining glass and selling time. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join C...lub Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
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Hi everyone, just before we start this show, we've got an incredibly exciting announcement
to make.
It is so exciting, especially for people who like to watch live comedy podcast fact shows.
What a great description of our show, James. It's like you've been rehearsing that for
years. Yes, we are going on tour to do our comedy live podcast fact show. We are going
all over the UK and Ireland and we are then going to Australia
And then we are going to New Zealand indeed. We are when are we doing this?
I hear you ask well. We are starting off going to Edinburgh to just perform the podcast in August
Yes, and then we will go to Bristol Dublin Glasgow Newcastle Cardiff London Manchester
We'll play all those places in the UK and Ireland.
And then we are going Down Under in November.
Is that your attempt to almost doing an Australian accent?
I pulled out of it at the last second.
I think that was a wise choice.
We're gonna go to Adelaide Perth, Brisbane, Sydney,
Melbourne, Auckland, Wellington, and Christchurch.
But Anna, how do people get tickets?
They can go to nosuchthingsofish. dot com slash fish tour where you'll find links
to any venue that you want to attend or why not come to all of them?
Why not?
Indeed, I'll be in all of them.
So will I.
So do come along to the show.
It's going to be so much fun that we can't wait to get back on tour.
Come to those gigs.
Come and say hi.
We'll see you there.
Okay.
On with the show.
On with the podcast.
Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing As A Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Hoburn. My name is Dan Schreiber. I'm sitting here with James
Harkin, Anna Tyshinsky and Andrew Hunter Murray. And once again, we have gathered around the
microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days. And in a particular order,
here we go. Starting with fact number one, that is Anna.
My fact this week is that in 1974,
thousands of swallows migrated over the Alps
by train and plane.
Wow.
But not automobile.
This is amazing.
Yeah, so it was 1974 and there was bad weather
all over the Alps.
And this meant that insects were quite hard to find. They dying or not being born and the swallows were getting really
hungry and cold and this meant that they couldn't fly very well and bizarrely it
was the police in Zurich who for some reason drew attention to this.
This is a crime against nature.
Well exactly yeah not too much crime in Zurich at the time, I guess. And so they said quickly qualify that.
Yeah. And so they said these swallows are having a bad time and this thing was organized to fly them over the Alps or take them by train and Swiss Air flew 10,000 of them. Oh, how interesting. You see, when you said the fact, I thought it was like just a normal swallow was flying
along and then jumped on a train.
You know, like sometimes animals jump on trains.
Like pigeons.
Yeah.
Oh, don't open this.
I know this was a couple of weeks ago.
They've gone there during the argument.
Or on planes or something.
But you're saying actual flights were put on.
Yes, sorry, because I can see, because swallows, I guess, fly in formation.
So if one goes on a train, I guess they'd all follow onto the train.
That would just be a terrifying train journey for a lot of passengers.
But no flights were put on.
Swiss Air put on lots of flights and then lots more thousands, in fact, were taken under
the Alps or through a tunnel through the Alps.
Where do they go to, swallows?
They were going to the Mediterranean to get a bit warmer.
So they were flown to Nice, Marseille, Barcelona.
They got the train.
And yeah.
It's very nice. It's a very heartwarming story.
It's a lovely tale. And I learned it from a heartwarming place, which is a book that
my mum got me years ago called The Little Book of the Dawn Chorus. It's made of cardboard
and it's about 10 pages long. And each page is a big picture of a bird. And then you press
a button next to that picture and it makes the noise of that bird.
Children's book.
Children probably enjoy it for the most part.
Are you getting all of your facts these days from bedtime reading to your kid? You had
good night moon. Sweet packets.
Good night moon. Sorry.
You said you found a fact on the side of a sweetie that you were...
Your research has gone downhill a lot.
It's a bit ropey isn't it actually?
You do get birds going by ship all around the world.
And that is more in what I thought the fact was.
In the flying along they get a bit tired and they just sit on a ship for a while.
And then they go on the ship for a bit and then they fly off again. That's clever. And we found out this because
they put tracking signals on on birds and they went, well, this one started going really
slowly and exactly in the same direction as that tanker that we know goes in this direction.
So funny. And so yeah, apparently it is quite common if you're if you get injured a little
bit or if you're flying along
and you get to a bit of turbulence
that you can't really fly through very well,
you might just drop down, go on a boat for a few days.
And then fly off again.
I saw a video the other day of,
it was either a hawk or an eagle.
It was giant and there's a guy who's gliding.
And then it just perches on his frame
and just kind of like chills out for a second
to get a break and then goes off again.
It's the most insane footage.
Do you think the hawk knows that it's like a glider or whatever?
I don't know.
Or do you think it thinks it's a really big bird?
Yeah.
In which case, do hawks also land on really big birds?
That was going to be my next question.
Do they have resting stations on like, yeah, a flock of birds?
And there's a blue tit on the hawk
and then a butterfly on the blue tit.
I guess you do that kind of
when you're flying in formation, right?
Because you're directly behind someone
and you're kind of hitching the lift a little bit
on the guy in front.
A bit, but if you did climb onto the back of the guy
in front, I think he'd be annoyed.
There is a theory that would work,
which is if you had flights,
let's say from London to Zurich, there are 10 flights
every day, whatever. If you were to get them all to go at the same time, then you could have them
flying behind each other like geese or like swallows or whatever. And that would save us
loads and loads of fuel. That's so cool. Oh, we're using the tailwind. Yeah, you basically,
well, you know, turbulence is like a slipstream. Sorry, slipstream is what I mean, we're using the tailwind. Yeah, you basically, well, you, the turbulence is like a
slipstream. Sorry, slipstream is what I mean. We're using the slipstream. There's literally less air in the way.
Yeah. And the only reason we don't do that is because people like Dan are scared of flying.
Yeah, I'm not up for it. If the one in front breaks hard, then I'm going with the back of it.
If you put those air brakes on. Yeah, exactly. But what if you just, what if we arranged that all the
sort of nervous people get to go in the front plane so they're fine? Oh what if one of
them get there first? Oh yeah, yeah, no, right. But the losers go at the back. See, this is why it's not
happening. Because people can't get along. But apparently we have the
technology. That's a good idea. It's a really good idea. You don't want to leave at the same time. Yeah, that's inconvenient.
Sometimes you want to leave a different time. Yeah. It's inconvenient. Yeah.
Sometimes you want to leave a different time.
I think it's great.
I think I might have mentioned this before.
I would like it if you know when you're in, if you're sitting in traffic in a car, right?
Technically as soon as the light goes green, it should be fine for everyone to jam on the
accelerator to full, right?
Yes.
Because as everyone accelerates, the gaps also accelerate to the same.
Yeah.
But what about me reading my phone at the front?
That's what's called a New York second.
A New York second is the time between the lights going green and someone directly behind
you beeping you the second it goes green to get you to move.
Am I the only person who when I'm sat second in line and the other person hasn't noticed,
I don't beep and I'm just like, you know what?
I'm not going to beep.
I'm going to be a good citizen and I'm not gonna honk
I'm gonna let them notice by themselves. How long does that last?
It goes red again. Yeah, I don't think I think you might be the only person are you doing it if someone's behind you as well
Yeah, well, I'm sure the person behind me will be exactly
What you're doing is you're saving yourself the effort of a beep because you know that the person behind you will probably get around
I just follow in the highway code. You know, you know, you're looking at you're saving yourself the effort of a beep because you know that the person behind you will probably get around to it. I'm just following the highway code. You're not supposed to be. No you're not, you're looking at your phone at the train.
That's not what you're supposed to use your horn for, tell people that lights have changed.
No that's true it's only if there's an imminent threat to life isn't it that you meant to
or to let someone know where you are. Right, so you are letting them know where you are. That's right. You are letting them know where you are. You're saying I'm here and I'm not happy about it. And birds. I really like ab migration. What's it? Ab
migration. It's basically when you're a bird and you're migrating from one place to another,
but you accidentally join the wrong flock and you just follow them to wherever they're
going and you end up in completely the wrong part of the world. Wow. So they don't, they
don't realize there's not halfway through.
Not until they get there.
Yeah, right.
Ah, shit.
There's no one I can shag here.
Does that really happen?
It does happen. Yeah.
I, um, this is a very old fact, but I discovered it's not on our show.
So I'm just plopping it in our show.
Cause it's something we all know, but in France, if your pet snail gets a train, it needs its own ticket.
It has to pay for a ticket and it costs seven euro. Seven euro, which is a dog is 20. So you think
that's cheap? It depends where you're going to. If you're going all the way from, you
know, nice to breast, seven euros is an absolute steal, but not for a snail. How long is it
going to take to walk? I guess. You're just so used to hearing
about European trains being so cheap and amazing and you know, well that's striking. I mean,
especially because if you've got a few snails, that'll rack up quite quickly. Well, what
I'm confused about is one person is only allowed one animal. So one animal per person. So right.
I think you're only allowed your favorite snail to come. You must be able to claim it's
a wild snail. If you just put the snail down next to you and say it's nothing to do with me. Yeah, but then he gets kicked off for fair evasion
and then you've lost your favorite snail. He's like Anna, Anna! We've known each other for years!
Honestly, it's a different Anna. James, digital story, I have to ask. When you just used the example of
going from niece to breast, was it because in your head you were saying the words nice breast?
Great question. Great question.
That's what I've assumed. You've just got nice breast, nice breast going through your
head at all times and you thought I can use this.
Genuinely, I thought of what is the most southeasterly town and what is the most north-westerly
town I could think of and that was it.
That is good.
Yeah, very strong.
I have a link. I have a link. Patricia Highsmith, the writer of The
Talisman Mr. Ripley, didn't she keep pet snails? And I think she would turn up at places with
them in a handbag and I think she would let them crawl around her.
I think she hid some under her breasts when she was going from one country to another.
So she didn't have to. Exactly.
Her nice breasts. So there we go.
We've come full circle. There we are.
By train.
Um, birds and trains.
Yeah.
So Japanese trains. What's the first thing you think?
Fast. Shinkansen.
Fast. Exactly. You've also the right thing.
Fast. Shinkansen.
Bullet. No, no, no. Stop.
I know more.
Well, fair enough. Um, there was a problem with the bullet trains, right?
They were very, they were fast. That was great.
Uh, but they were causing these sonic booms when they came out of tunnels
because they pushed the air ahead and like a cork out of a bottle,
the air just pops out really loud, hundreds of meters away.
It was so loud. It was like miserable to live anywhere near these trains.
Um, and they were on overhead wires as well.
And then the chief engineer who was called Eiji Nakatsu,
he was interested in owls and how owls move quietly
because owls have these little structures
on their feathers called fimbriae.
They make like vortices and stuff.
Exactly.
They break down the air into sort of micro-turbulences.
And he said to his team, this is the future.
And every Japanese train has an owl strapped to the front.
That's right. It's very cruel. to his team, this is the future. And every Japanese train has an owl strapped to the front.
That's right.
It's very cruel.
And instead of a horn, they go, woo hoo.
So there are these wing grafts put on the trains.
And then to deal with the train coming out of the tunnel
and having the sort of cork popping sonic boom effect,
you look to kingfisher's because they dive into the water
with no splash.
If you've ever seen really slow image video of kingfisher just diving in, no ripple. So
he changed the body shape of the front of the train and they are quieter and they have
less air resistance, they use less energy, they cost less, they use less fuel.
You know what birds also do? Fly. So he could have put wings on it.
Yeah. And it all came from that? Very cool. So bullet trains are based on birds. Basically birds. Yeah. Okay. Okay. From that very cool. Basically birds. Yeah. Yeah. In China, they
have a tunnel that they're building at the moment for trains. It's 12 meters across this
tunnel. But due to the movement of the earth's crust, it's shrinking and it's currently now less than three meters across.
Because the Earth's plates are squishing it together.
Oh no!
Isn't that amazing?
That's incredible.
Hang on, and this is a train tunnel that was built 12 meters across?
They're currently in the middle of building it. It was supposed to be ready to go in like
next year, but they keep going back and it's smaller again.
How in the world?
How can I refuse it? Do think you were punked or something.
You were like, what is going on?
This was massive yesterday.
Are they going to have to make the train one of those very small novelty steam trains?
Everybody off the big train.
Isn't that weird?
So good.
They put loads of concrete supports in, they just got smashed.
Because it's the earth's tectonic plates.
Yeah, if these are tectonic plates.
But are they moving that?
I didn't know bits of earth are moving that fast.
Well, let me introduce you to earthquakes.
Well, nice to meet you.
But this is, yeah, I mean, there are some parts of the earth that are moving.
I mean, this is not like moving.
You can't see it moving.
And they're still sticking with it.
They're not just going to get a new mountain.
What they're going to do at the moment is they're just going to wait
and hopefully it's going to stop moving soon and then they're going to with it? They're not just going to get a new mountain? I think what they're going to do at the moment is they're just going to wait and hopefully it's going to stop moving soon.
And then they're going to be able to build it.
Wow.
Just predict nearby.
Well, hang on, hang on. All they need to do is wait long enough and then the movement will go so much that the tunnel will...
Start making itself.
It will reverse exactly. And it'll start getting bigger again.
Because all the concrete will have gone through to the other side, you sort of mean?
That makes no more sense with the accompanying hand gestures that we can see than it does to the listener.
Okay, fine, fine.
Do you know the Snowdon Mountain Railway?
So for the broad listeners, there's Snowdonia, it's the highest mountain in Wales, and it has a train going up it,
which is kind of famous because it's a way you can cheat to get to the top.
But did you guys know that it was built in the 1890s and its very first trip,
all the trains on it crashed and had to close immediately for a year.
It's yeah.
1896. So there were two trains that went on this inaugural journey.
They got to the top of Snowdon.
One was released to go down.
They completely lost control.
The engine of it derailed and the driver and the guy who was spooning coal
into it or whatever both leapt off it.
Shuffling?
Spooning coal.
We can't get the power.
It's so weird.
Use the dessert spoon.
Stop with the teaspoon.
Oh, I thought differently.
I thought, where's the conductor?
He's in bed with coal.
Stop hugging that coal and get out of here.
Yeah, look how they work in the rail industry.
Stoking.
Stoking.
The stoker and the driver. Stop hugging that call and get out here! Yeah, look how they work in the rail industry.
Stoking.
Stoking.
The stoker and the driver both threw themselves off the engine just as it flew over a cliff
and hulled down onto the ground below.
Wow.
A few hundred meters.
And then the carriage is careering down on its own, the rail.
So all these passengers are on the carriage.
But ahead there's a points and there are five people
strapped to the track
There was a one death because there was one guy on the carriage who saw the driver and
Stoker leap off the engine so the guy in the carriage thought well I better do that as well
So he just threw himself out of the carriage and sadly plummeted to his death.
Whereas the rest of the carriages eventually slowed down.
Once they entered a tunnel, which gradually grew closer, grinding them to a halt.
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OK, it is time for fact number two and that is Andy.
My fact is that in 1827 a shop opened in Cincinnati where the principal currency was time itself.
I'm just remembering we only let you do this fact, didn't we?
Because we knew you would do that.
We wanted to see.
And you did.
It's a good fact as well.
Thank you.
This is a place called the Cincinnati Time Store and it was created by a guy called Josiah
Warren who was a utopian and a socialist. And he would now be described
as an anarchist, but I don't think the phrase really existed at the time. Basically, his
idea was I'm going to sell things for what they cost me. And the only thing I'm going
to add to the price is the value of the time I've spent on this stuff. Yeah. So he claimed
basically labor was the only true currency. If you's like the time of people coming into the shop
and deciding what to get,
the time of him wrapping it up,
the time of him weighing stuff,
the time of him bringing stuff from the back room
into the front light, all that kind of stuff.
All of that, and it involves quite a lot of calculation.
And also, I love this,
the longer he spent with the customer,
the more it would cost the customer
because his time was worth money.
So if I'm behind that customer that's taking so much time, do I have to pay less?
Yeah, they haven't noticed you're in your car.
Do you honk your horn?
Even though it's costing.
I think he had a timer dial so that as you stayed in the shop for ages saying, Oh, I
don't know if I want the big one or the small one.
It's not up because this is his time.
It actually seems more aggressive even though it's a utopian cheapening thing.
But he said that it went through so many customers in such a quick amount of time that he could
shut the shop halfway through the day because he'd done basically the full day's worth of
money that he needed to earn.
Yeah.
Which is pretty nuts.
You can't do that with a shop. What if I want to get to the shop at 3.30 and they've just
closed at midday because they've gone, we've had enough customers for the day.
We'll go to like a square capitalist shop and not to the utopian anarchist.
Fine. He was also, and I don't think this is how he'd like to be characterized,
but he was just like a modern day lawyer in the sense of time, wasn't he?
Yeah.
Because that's what you get with lawyers, the more time you spend with them,
the more they charge.
You're having not the time...
And sex workers.
And sex workers, so you've got to rush through both, haven't you? I both I assume never use a lawyer so I'm not sure if it's the same
for the first few days when he opened it he didn't have a single customer
really yeah and he asked his brother George to come and make some purchases
for his family and then George came and told his friends and then George's
friends came and then in the first told his friends and then George's friends
came and then in the first week he'd made five dollars worth of sales.
Was that a lot? Was it in the 1820s?
Even in those days it wasn't enough to live off. But it took off relatively quickly after that.
There was a guy who had another shop around the corner who kind of came in and said
you're putting me out of business mate.
Yeah.
Oh really?
Yeah and he said well maybe you could show me how to do it and Josiah Warren sort of said a corner who kind of came in and said, you put me out of business, mate. Yeah. And he
said, well, maybe you could show me how to do it. And Josiah Warren sort of said, okay,
well, this is what I'm doing. Can the guy copied his system?
I think the idea is that time also has a slightly variable value. So nobody profits from anyone
else's labor is the idea. You don't get to just add a huge whack to the amount of time
you spend on something because the time is the currency. But also if a job is harder or more disgusting, I think it would
be worth more time. So for example, I love making the show. So probably, you know, an
hour and a half recording, I will actually only get paid half an hour of time because
it's so much fun to do.
But responding to the emails that people send in, how much would you?
Quintuple. I'll make it back.
That's why I get paid five times as much as you, isn't it, Andy?
I hate making this show.
So two hours recording, I should get paid.
Do you know why that was the case?
Because actually this idea was not new.
But the reason that he had different amounts of different people is because
he'd previously been in another utopia called New Harmony.
And at New Harmony, that had failed because anyone who was good at like building houses
Just decided wait a minute
I'm getting paid the same as the people who are doing something which isn't skillful at all and actually all fell apart because of that
And so he decided that his new utopias and new ideas were gonna be slightly different and have a slightly different thing where
Different skills paid different amounts. So you took over this small little town called Modern Times.
The place is called Modern Times.
It's called Modern Times as a name.
They had like 150 people who signed up to the idea of living in this utopia.
So that started off a bit dodgy because he had this big group of people who were all
utopians and then one of them began to advocate for plurality of wives.
Another one believed that clothing was a superfluity so you didn't have to wear any clothes and there
was another one who thought that actually you shouldn't really eat properly you should just
eat beans and nothing else. Oh no! And yeah it was basically attracted all these people who had
all these different ideas outside of the mainstream and And at the very start, it went really badly and the newspapers were saying this is going
to be a disaster, but it did prosper in the end.
Even though it sounds like a load of farty, naked, sleazy men.
They got rid of the farty ones and the sleazy ones and the other dwarfs. And then in the
end it did falter, but it was because there was a huge panic in the mid
19th century and then the civil war and then that was where it fell apart.
Yeah, but it did according to their like press, you know, it went for 13 years solidly.
They didn't have government, they didn't have law, no police, but they didn't have any reported
crime or violence.
Well, if you've got no law, you're not't have any reported crime or violence. And that's- Well, as you've got no law, you're not going to have any reported crime, are you?
Yeah.
That's just from supposedly the people-
A naked man stole my third wife!
Josiah Warren also invented a lamp.
Time lamp.
Just a non-time lamp.
It burned over time, but again, it had a utopian idea at its core, which was to save people
money. So it was made of lard instead of tallow and it burned much more efficiently. But the
good thing about this lamp is that the patent for it was destroyed in a fire at the patent
factory in 1836. That's very funny. Isn't that true of like the fire extinguisher? That's
correct. It's the same fire. It was the same fire?
Well, it was this huge, an incredibly famous fire.
And there are these things called the ex-patents,
which are the first 10,000 patents.
And I know I should be saying patents, sorry.
But the first 10,000 patents ever issued.
And they were all destroyed in this fire,
this massive fire at the US Patent Office.
It feels like there's a good plot for a movie
or something in there, where they're rediscovered actually
that we'd made copies.
Yeah.
And all these new technologies turn up.
Yeah.
The ex-patent man.
Yeah, that's quite good.
That's excellent.
He made a newspaper as well, Warren, in 1833,
so a few years after the shop,
for which he built his own printing press
and cast all the type himself.
He does seem to have been very practical, practically minded. He also invented a new kind of music. Did he? What was that? Rap.
Gangsta rap. No, it was called mathematical notation. And it was a way of using maths as
opposed to using Doremi Fasolati do. Okay. Using numbers. How interesting.
He's described as an anarchist and my impression of an anarchist is very different to what
it sounds like he was.
What do you think of an anarchist?
I guess an anarchist would be someone who's raising hell.
Like suffragettes were being anarchists when they were bombing places.
That's a metaphorical anarchist.
Yeah, right.
An anarchist would be just someone who doesn't believe
there should be any leaders in society.
Self-proclaimed is very much not anarchist
because they wanted to actively get in
to the role of electing leaders.
Yeah, right.
It's very weird.
So anarchism is, because yeah,
everyone calls one an anarchist,
is this big school of thought, exactly as James says,
is not, we don't want leaders,
no sort of state structures, people
doing things for themselves and their neighbours is the basic idea behind it. But also there
is a kind of extreme end of it. In the 1890s it was a big worry across Europe, the anarchists,
you know, who were mostly basically young men throwing these kind of like classic bombs,
you know, sort of big black bombs.
Cherry bombs.
Yeah, with bomb written on the side and with a fuse sticking out of it and throwing them
at elected leaders or royals across Europe.
Wiley Coyote.
Yeah, it is like that.
But it was a genuine fear because that was the extreme end of anarchism.
President William McKinley, one of the four presidents assassinated, shot by an anarchist.
And his assassin was a guy called Leon Czolgosz, who was...
This is very dark this. He was tried and executed.
And then his body was destroyed by acid so that fellow anarchists wouldn't have a body
to venerate or to turn into a martyr.
So they literally poured acid into the coffin.
Put it in the coffin, closed the coffin up, pour acid in and then burned all his clothes
and possessions after that.
Wow.
I know.
Don't do that again. Yeah.
And then we get the sex pistols, it kind of calms down the world of anarchy, doesn't it? Yeah. If you buy a t-shirt of it, it's not as anarchic as...
I was looking into the idea of swapping money for time and seeing if that's been used anywhere
else. And I found an example, which is something that's being trialed in 2019 in Estonia. They've had a huge problem with speeding drivers. So
people are speeding, they're getting tickets, and then they are just paying the fine because
they can afford to do it. And so in Estonia, they thought instead of giving them a fine,
what if anyone who's caught speeding has to do a 45 to 60 minute timeout, and now they're really
late to where they need to go. They have no choice but to do this.
57% of people actually said they preferred the idea
of having the timeout.
So the biggest problem they have is...
Meanwhile, James has pulled in behind the guy
who's been stopped for speaking.
He doesn't mind.
He doesn't mind at all.
I don't mind.
How are you policing that?
You need a person.
This is what they're trying to work out
because it takes a lot of people to have to sit there
for an hour.
It's not practical.
It's a great idea because no matter how rich you are, time is time.
You can't get past that.
Well, what you could do is you could put some clamps on the car and so they can't go anywhere
and then come back an hour later and take it off.
But most speeders are called by cameras, aren't they?
Maybe out of every camera could drop a sort of big net
that catches the car.
Yeah, that's much more practical than hiring some unemployed
people to do the same work.
Kind of like detention for grownups, basically.
I have a related fact because it's about Estonia.
I was in Estonia relatively recently, last year, in Tallinninn and I went to the Museum of Banned Books.
Oh cool, yeah.
So it's a museum but it's also a shop. You can buy books that have been banned from around the world.
And I asked for one particular book and they had it hidden behind the desk as it wasn't on display.
Can you guess what the book is?
So they had every band book from around
the world and I said, Oh, do you have this one? And they went, we do, but it's behind the desk.
We're not allowed to put it on display. Oh, we're not putting it on display. Is it a famous book?
Will we definitely have heard of it? It's famous, but whether you've heard of it, I don't know.
I mean, it's very on topic from what we're talking about. Oh, okay. So time related thing,
maybe. Or an anarchist's book. The anarchist cookbook.
Correct! Oh, the anarchist cookbook is in the Museum of banned books, but isn't on display.
Why not? Because it's so dangerous. What's it? It's a way of making bombs. Oh, yeah.
Basically. Also, um, making illicit drugs, ways of, uh of freaking telecommunication devices.
So this was written by a guy called Powell, whose first name I can't remember.
But anyway, he reneged on it when he got older.
It was published in 1971 and by 1976 he converted to Anglicanism and tried to get his book taken
from circulation. And in 2011, he and his wife, Ochen, Kasuma
Powell founded a thing called Next Frontier Inclusion, which was a nonprofit organization
for children with learning disabilities. But he did that in a way to atone for this book
that he'd written, which he can't control because he doesn't own the copyright to it
anymore. It's out there and that's it.
Did he do an anarchist thing with the copyright or something or did it just, it just got out there and it's been replicated? No,
it was the amount of time it just sort of went to the publisher. Silly boy. Yeah. Think before
you publish. I really thought you were going to say the book that you couldn't access James was
Tintin and the Soviets. Oh, that is true. Like I went to the Tintin shop in London and they wouldn't,
they would sell it to me, but again it was not on display.
You have a knack of finding things behind the counter.
It's interesting.
You can work out what will most freak out any shopkeeper.
But that they will own.
But that they will own.
Yeah, yeah.
I was just looking at money, times when money has been abolished.
Do you know the only country to abolish money?
Oh, I'm going to say Bhutan.
Oh, I have some boots with these coins.
Okay, I'd like to change my choice to let's say a communist one.
Yeah.
Cuba.
Oh, Angola.
You've got the right, and he's got the right first letter. It's definitely less utopian
than Bhutan.
Columbia.
Well, it's, I'm just going to tell you. Same number of syllables.
It begins with C.
It begins with C.
Colombia.
Oh no, it's, yeah, same number of syllables.
Four syllables.
Cambodia.
Very good.
Under the Khmer's, was it?
Cambodia, under the Khmer's, Pol Pot, who decided to ban money in 1975 when he came
into power and within three weeks there was a new currency
but then he decided he didn't want a new currency so he blew up the central bank. I mean I don't obviously he did some absolutely appalling things alongside this but yeah blew up the central bank
and money flooded through the streets and people were using it because Cambodia was in a terrible
state by that point because of them, we were burning money for fire.
How interesting.
Because it didn't exist.
When I was in Cambodia, which admittedly was quite a while ago, you would really just buy
stuff in dollars.
Yeah, same.
Yeah.
Do you know the commonest denomination of US dollars?
One dollar.
It must be one dollar.
Used to be.
In 2016, it was replaced.
It's now the second most common.
I'm going to go all the way the other way the $1,000.
The $7.
And you've gone too far into the realms of unreality. So 100. It's 100. It's the $100 banknote. Isn't that insane? $100 bills make up almost 80% of the value of dollars worldwide and they are now the most commonly circulated bill
and it's almost all held outside of the US. It's a lot of crime though isn't it? It's a lot of
crime fraudsters and drug money because it's large amounts of value in a relatively small
it still counts. It's finicky to do that in one dollar bills if you're paying for it. Yeah like
800 kilos of cocaine and you're the counter and the guy in front of you is paying in ones. It's annoying.
cocaine and you're the counter and the guy in front of you is playing it once. It's annoying.
James just sitting there happily.
You take your time buddy. That's all right I'm gonna be buying the stuff he has behind the counter.
Okay it is time for fact number three and that is James.
Okay my fact this week is that the 2023 Nobel Prize for Chemistry was won for discovering
something that has been used in stained glass window making for a thousand years.
Wow.
Glass, it was.
Discovered glass.
A very late award.
We didn't know where it came from before that.
No, we didn't know.
No one knew what glass was.
Amazing.
And then they were like, oh, it's in all those windows as well.
No, it wasn't that. What was it?
It was quantum dots.
It was won by Maungi G. Bawendi, Lewis E. Bruce, and Alexei I. Ekimov.
And they discovered quantum dots, which are tiny, tiny particles.
You fire light into them.
And depending on their size, they re-emit light of a different
colour. It's all due to this thing we call science. Tell me about that. Quantum science
at that. We don't need to really go into all that stuff today, but scientists have looked
at glass back from the 10th century and found tiny bits of gold, tiny bits of silver and
they act in the same way that quantum dots act.
When the sunlight comes in, they enhance the red light and enhance the yellow light.
And it's the size of the quantum dot, which are only a few nanometers across,
and the bigger ones emit a different color when light is fired at them than the smaller ones.
It took quite a long time for me to understand it, but there's a really
good explanation in the article you sent, James, by the American Chemical Society's
president Judith Goyrdun.
Ironically, pronouncing her name is more difficult than quantum mechanics.
Judith Jordan. And she says to think of it like a little box. So basically the particle
is the box and you have the electrons bashing off the sides of the walls of the box on the inside. But when you've got a
big box, it's going to take longer for the electrons to bash into the sides. When the
particle is shrunk down, the electrons are bashing quicker and quicker and that's where it's emitting
the different color basically. So it's to do with the size of the box and the electrons smashing into
the sides. It is hard. It's hard to understand.
The thing is they glow.
They're very exciting because they glow and they're very colourful.
And the reason they've won the Nobel Prize is because they basically made television a bit better.
As far as I can tell.
We're going to have cool quantum tellies.
QLEDs.
QLEDs.
And it's the same principle as a normal LED TV, which is that light is shone from behind onto the dots,
they glow in different colors
and you're watching your show
and you don't really need to think about it.
But like, if you think about an old computer screen
or something, you could only really get like blue
and yellow and magenta, like a printer.
You only get those colors.
And to make any other color,
you have to mix them up in different amounts
and you will be able to get a certain number of colors.
But these QLEDs can show you way more colors, more colors than you could possibly imagine.
Like teal.
Wow!
I can't imagine that.
And mauve.
Puce.
We should just say in defense of the Nobel Prize winning scientists that they are used for
other things as well. They're going to hopefully revolutionize the world of medicine because
you're going to be able to spot the colors on the inside of the body. So they're going to be used
for diagnosing certain bits of the body. I don't know if you explained that the right way. It's
spot the colors on the inside of the body. You said you so mean send markers into the body that
You've got a green liver you've got an orange pancreas
It's a good to leave to highlight spots where you need to monitor and make sure that things and that's the opening application of it Just on nanotechnology and medicine and this is another cool use of nanotech. This is nano shells
So these are hollow gold or silver spheres
wrapped around silica.
Okay, so I think they are hollow,
but they're two layers, like a Ferrero Rocher,
but small, but so small that you could eat lots
and it wouldn't matter.
So if you fire light at these nano shells,
they heat up massively,
because they're made of gold and silver, right?
So the idea is, if you have someone who's got cancer,
you can inject the tumor with these nano shells,
then you fire infrared light. Now, the light passes through the water in your cells because
the water in your cells doesn't absorb much infrared light. These nano shells absorb huge amounts of
infrared light. They heat up massively and it kills the tumor off. Right. So if you can,
yeah, and they're experimenting at the moment on raw chicken.
But the hope is that it'll make the leap from raw chicken to people.
It's a really clever idea.
Are they basically cooking chicken by putting these nano dots inside it?
Effectively, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's clever.
Very cool.
It's a good idea.
So quicker cooking in bed of tallies.
When Ekimov first came up with the idea of quantum dots,
he was working at the Vavilov State Optical
Institute in Soviet Russia.
And he had got these special glass objects,
semiconductor glass objects known as shot glasses.
Whee!
Sorry.
Isn't that cool?
They were known as shot glasses, and they
were lots of different colors. And he developed the theories to explain their color. And? They were known as shot glasses and they were lots of different colors and he developed
the theories to explain their color.
And the interesting thing about those shot glasses is they were made by a company founded
by Otto Shot.
Okay.
And that company still exists and they made 90% of the first one billion COVID vaccine
bottles.
Wow.
So 90% of the first billion COVID vaccines were delivered in shot glasses.
Lovely. That's really cool. That's great. That's so funny.
Ekimov, who you mentioned, as you say, he was in Soviet Union in 1981 when he became, in fact,
the first person, I think, to generate these quantum dots and to identify them and learn how
to generate them. But it's just one of those amazing things. It's so weird how often you read about this, I guess, when we do what we do. Things happening
simultaneously. It just shows how predictable a path humans are on, I think, because...
Is it Bruce? Do you pronounce it? Do you know?
That's how I pronounced it.
Cool.
It could be Brew.
Brew. Okay.
Fancy a brew?
Fancy a brew in your shot glass?
Is that Scottish?
Scouse, I think.
I don't know.
Exactly the same time in America,
Louis Bruce was working on
the similar thing and he came up with it
pretty much a year later I think.
And the interesting thing was I hadn't realised
that the Soviet Union, if you did science there at the time
it basically didn't get anywhere because
you had to publish it in extremely obscure journals that no Western scientists
were really reading because it was all thought it was a bit backwards.
And in Russian as well.
And in Russian, which, you know, a lot of us can't read. And so Bruce, a year or two
later read this thing in a journal and good on him. He read it and was like, oh, that
guy's done the thing I did a bit before me. So got in touch with him, wrote him a letter
to say, should we hook up?
Oh, very what? Wow.
And they had a beautiful romance.
Blossom.
Amoongi Bawedi, who was the third person who won this Nobel Prize,
failed his first chemistry test at Harvard.
And he was specifically the chemist who came on board
to sort of make what the other two had discovered become practically applicable. And yeah, he did a speech recently saying
and he failed the chemistry test and actually got the worst grades in his whole class and
said that could have destroyed me, but I decided that it wouldn't.
And it was such a...
I decided that it wouldn't.
I decided. And that's the lesson. Good luck, guys.
There was like, there's a book about archery
about the best way to be an archer, like a really old one. And the first line is first decide to
succeed. Wow. I really like that these three winners, by the way, they all advanced it in a
slightly different way. Each brought something new to it. And I do like that the Nobel prize
system works like that, that it's not just the person who's found the application
to the thing. It's the person who identified it. It's like, it's like giving a goal score
in football, not only to the person who's kicked or headed the ball in, but to the assist
and then even to someone who passed it to the assistant.
Well, the whole team, the whole team gets that goal. That's it. Actually football does
work like that because you're not giving given to individual players. You're schooling me on football.
Increasingly, you do find out who the assist was for every goal. Yeah. And when you say, yeah.
And like when they talk about, let's say, you know, Mbappe's done whatever he's done this season,
they'll say he's got this many goals and this many assists and they will mention it each time.
Yeah. And I think it kind of began from fantasy football because you get points for this many goals and this many assists and they will mention it each time. And I think it kind of began from fantasy football
because you get points for how many goals
your players scored, but they wanted to give points
to the people who were creating the goals
and they gave them points.
Really?
Really, I've forgotten that it wasn't always like that.
Definitely not, yeah.
The Nobel Prize for Medicine this year
or last year in 2023 was given to Kathleen Carrico
and Drew Weissman for some mRNA vaccine stuff for COVID.
But they had the initial manuscript rejected by Nature and by science.
No way!
And they were rejected by Nature.
Do you mean by the journals? Nature and Science?
Also God and Man have rejected your work.
Also God and man have rejected your work. Yeah, so Nature, the journal, rejected it within 24 hours.
And so they didn't even send it to any reviewers or whatever.
They just got the letter through the post about this is shit.
Really?
Yeah.
What did you say it was for?
It was for mRNA?
It was for developing more effective mRNA vaccines against COVID-19.
I just, I really worry about sort of Trump listening to this and go,
see, I told you nature and science agree with me.
But what it was is that they didn't think that it was a big enough advancement.
They thought they were just kind of repeating old,
you know, things that people had already said.
But actually later on they realized that it was actually a big, big advancement.
said, but actually later on they realized that it was actually a big advancement. The 2023 Nobel Prize for Physics, which was won by Pierre Agostini, Ferenc Krauss and
Anne Houillier, is a way of measuring things with attosecond pulses of light. An attosecond
is even shorter than a nanosecond. It's extremely, extremely short amount of time.
In fact, it's one quintillionth of a second.
And if you wanted to have a quick meeting
with every insect on earth,
but had to complete all the meetings in one second,
then each insect would get an attosecond of your time.
No.
Food for thought.
And they managed to make these pulses of light,
each one an attosecond in length.
And that means that if you think about a movie has however many frames per second, if you
can make one every attosecond, then suddenly you can see things that are happening almost
instantaneously.
I just find that when I'm watching films, and I don't mean to denigrate these people,
but I find the colors fine and the speed at which I see things happening is fine. You're still confused about the plot 10 minutes in, it doesn't matter.
Sorry I should say that these atos-sick and stuff will not be used to to film the next born identity.
No no no. It means that you can see like photosynthesis happening in real time. Hang on are you saying it
also won't be used to give lots of insects performance reviews?
None of that.
What is the point then? I don't need to see photosynthesis happening in real time.
I'm sure it's really useful.
Well, Anne Leillier said that basic research is very important because you never know what
applications will be found in 50 years time. We don't know what they'll be, but something,
this kind of technology will change our lives, but we don't know how yet.
We'll be kicking ourselves when the ninth Bourne film is filmed using this method and
you can see him punch the guy as it happens, rather than slightly after it happens.
But can we address the heated debate on nano?
Oh yeah, we should.
Great.
Yeah, so this is nanotechnology. This is also written the birth of nanotechnology. How do
you spell it?
N-A-N-O. N-A-N-O. Na-no. Sometimes yes and sometimes no. I got really into this etymology.
Sometimes no and sometimes nah. So it first appeared in biology as nano with a double N,
1909. This is niche stuff. I've never seen it spelled with double N.
N-A-N-N-O. Yes.
Or N-N-A-N-O.
I think you know the answer to that question. All right.
So the reason you haven't seen it is because it was used in zoology and it was in biology.
It is used with a double N. It's much rarer in biology and it just meant very small and it's
because nano in Greek meant dwarf. So nanobacteria, nanoplankton,
that it just became a tiny thing to mean tiny,
and physics took it on.
But there's a rule in physics,
which I didn't know about,
which is very niche, but very exciting,
which is that if something is a multiple of something,
so let's say you've got a meter.
If you're saying a thousand meters, what's that?
Kilometer.
A kilometer.
And that you use the Greek.
So kilometer, kilos from Greek.
If it's a sub-multiple, a factor,
like a thousandth of a meter, what do we say?
Millie.
Because if it's a sub-multiple,
exactly, we use the Latin.
What?
So they shouldn't have used the double N in nano
because that was the Greek.
Oh my god.
Whereas the Latin for dwarf uses a single N, nanus, and so the physicists who were adhering
to convention changed it to a single N. Aren't you delighted you know that?
No other podcast is blowing shit wide open like this.
Anna, I'm so sorry, I actually heard that fact on shagged married annoyed last night.
But it was shagged married annoyed with only one N.
That'll be my spin off.
Shag married anode the batteries podcast.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
That's your spin off.
Shag married adenoid which is mine about my sinus problems.
Shag-married anodyne for Dan.
No, that's me. You're lucky I don't know what that word means.
It's another word for wife guy.
Shag-married, really happy, love my wife.
Make love, marriage.
Make love, Marriott. Marri, then make love.
Okay, it is time for a final fact of the show and that is my fact.
My fact this week is that right at the southern most point
of Sweden, you will find a statue of Umeå Thurman's naked granny.
Um, I'm going to say as a guess that it will not be her when she was a granny. It might
have been her in an earlier life. You would say that in the correct way. Yes. I'm like that.
Yeah, she was a model. Her grandmother was a model called Brigitte Holmquist and the sculptor who wanted to make
the statue hired her as a model and it's positioned right on this little seaside port
in this town which is called Smegahök outside of Trelleborg. Outside of Trelleborg.
Yeah.
Does it more, is basically if you go past the new granny statue you are leaving Sweden.
No I don't, I'm not sure it's a...
It's a nice statue.
It's a beautiful statue, you know.
Is it full naked?
She has, yeah.
No fig leaf or anything?
Nope.
Good on it.
No.
It's dark as...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Wow. Do we know anything else about this woman?
The statues all over the world of her or was she just that and then gone? No, I mean, you know, she was a model, but really the Thurman family,
like they're all such fascinating people. I reckon it started with these guys though.
Yeah. So she was a great Swedish beauty, but not from like an extremely rich family or anything like that. But she married a Westphalian baron called Carl von Schlebruger.
Lovely.
And Carl von Schlebruger had a monocle. He was a baron.
Of course he did.
He was briefly jailed by the Nazis for refusing to denounce his business partners who were Jewish.
And Bridget used her Swedish nationality to kind of say,
oh, look, he's Swedish as well.
You need to come out.
He needs to come out.
And they managed to get him out of prison.
And then they moved off to, I think they went to Mexico or China or
something like that away from the war.
Uh, and yeah, that was basically the start of the dynasty.
Basically they fled Nazi Germany at what is now clearly the most socially
acceptable time to have done that, which is in the 1930s rather than in 1945, I moved to Central South
America at the yeah you've got to specify don't you oh I moved to South
America from Nazi Germany when? Because actually there was another German living
in Mexico at the same time with a very very similar name who was a Nazi spy and
some people on the internet think it's the same person, but I'm pretty sure it isn't
the same person.
Von Schlebruggers.
I'm also pretty sure that Mexico isn't South America, by the way, in case someone complains
about this.
Is Central America?
Great point.
No, it's North America.
What?!
Then what's Canada?
Sorry, great point, great point, great point, great point.
Sorry, sorry to all, do
we have listeners in Mexico? I don't know. I don't think I've ever had an email from anyone in Mexico.
Okay, if you're in Mexico, yeah, right in. So, okay, that's the Schleerbruggers. And then
Uma Thurman's mom, so their daughter, was Nina von Schleerbrugger. And she was also a model,
because she was very good looking, because she had monocle jeans, monocle jeans. And she was also a model because she was very good looking. Monocle jeans. Monocle jeans.
And she was a model in Manhattan.
And she modeled for Dali, Salvador Dali, I think.
Yeah.
But yeah, she was wild, wasn't she?
As in the life that she led and the names that come up.
So before she married her husband, that would lead to Uma and her brothers,
she was married very briefly to Timothy Leary, who she was introduced to by Salvador
Dali.
So Timothy Leary, for those who don't know him, he led the big push for psychedelics and
LSD and counterculture in America in the sixties.
Uh, briefly was correct.
Yeah.
They were married very briefly.
They separated during the honeymoon.
No, noary said we had time traveled through
a few mythic incarnations, played out magical dramas in panoramic realms. Now we would have
to rise to that most complex human art, gentle separation. Right. I'd leave him to actually
describing and she met, she met her then next husband, Uma's dad, while she was at a house trying to get Leary
to sign the divorce papers.
So he was there for other reasons, trying to get Leary to do something.
Well, I read that Robert Thurman, who was Uma Thurman's dad, obviously, was only present
at that house where Nina was trying to persuade him to sign the papers.
He was there trying to stop Leary taking so many drugs.
So...
How did that go?
I don't know, not very well.
That's funny.
Leary's the guy who coined the phrase, tune in, turn on, drop out.
So he's a big counterculture guy.
But then Robert Thurman is even more interesting than Timothy Leary.
He's kind of an Indiana Jones style scholar of Buddhism and he's very cool.
He seems to be one of the people who made Buddhism cool in the 20th
century really, kind of one of the leading popularizers of it in the US. So he seemed to
have a revelation in 1961 when he was changing a flat tire and he said the tire iron flicked up
into his eye and he went into a coma for three days so I must have flicked up
quite hard. He woke up and he'd lost an eye but as he says he lost one eye but gained a thousand more
as he pushed it and that's when he gave up. That's a botched surgery isn't it?
Yeah I think the surgeon was on LSD at the time. Dr. Leary, not you!
He was one of a playboy and he gave up his whole playboy lifestyle, hitchhiked to India and thought,
I really want to become a Buddhist monk.
That's kind of what the Buddha did though. The Buddha was a sort of playboy prince, wasn't he?
But Thurman supposedly became the first American to become officially a Buddhist monk,
like to be recognized as one.
Do you know how long it lasted?
How long?
I think less than a year.
Oh, God.
He met this Lama.
So he flew back from India to America, met this Lama and was like, I've been in India
and I'm desperate to become a Buddhist monk.
I'm going to be amazing at it.
The Lama kept saying, I'm looking at your karma and you don't have monk in you.
I promise you've got great things destined.
You haven't got lama karma.
That's what he said.
But Robert kept on saying, no, I really want to do it.
So eventually the lama took him to meet the Dalai Lama, the big lama.
As he's otherwise known.
Boss Lama.
Boss Lama.
Yeah, boss level, who did ordain him as a monk and literally within 18 months he resigned.
Why? Why?
The monk lifestyle he decided wasn't for him.
That is hard. Yeah. He's still leading. He's still massive.
He's still leading the movement. The Dalai Lama was very like, yep, cool, good move, mate.
Best mate.
Yes. He and the Dalai Lama are very close and he's the president of Tibet House US,
which is the main Tibetan organization in the USA. So...
They have a bet with each other to see if they can both
live until the year 2048. Do you know how old that would make them both? Um, cause I think he's in
Robert Thurman is in his eighties. One of them will be 107. I think maybe Thurman. Is it what
happened? They said, are you going to live until this date? And he said, yeah. And he said, want to bet. And he said, yes, I do. And then the Gijing pig said, well,
tough. That is too good. Um, Uma Thurman sounds like the least interesting member of her own
family. I presume she was a relatively interesting person, but all these antecedents are so
interesting. Yeah. They're awesome. So James, just on the topic of Uma Thurman, you have been
watching her entire, her entire output of movies.
I've started. But I only started two days ago so I've watched Kill Bill 1 and Kill Bill 2.
Right. Has any of you seen even Cowgirls Get the Blues?
No. Oh, I mean it's based on an amazing book.
But you read it. No, no, I have it at home.
It's the kind of book you would have read. Yeah, Tom Robbins.
Yeah, very good, very good. No, it's apparently a very bad film. Okay. But I just love the concept. It's
just about a woman with unusually long thumbs. And so it's called even cowgirls get the blues
and it's a Numa Thurman film. Sorry. So Numa Thurman film. She plays this girl with very
long thumbs. That's interesting. She doesn't have long thumbs in real life. I don't think.
So I think she might have had to wear prosthetic thumbs. No, she doesn't have big feet. That's why she's in all of, um, what's his name?
Who does those films? Yeah, because he's, he likes feet. Doesn't he? Cause there's lots
of shots of her feet in these two movies. I can say that she has size 11 feet and that's
American. What's that in all money? 12, I don't know. 10. Yeah, it's one either side.
Yeah, it's one either side. Well, that's big either way. That's very big.
She can't have size 12 feet. No, it's got to be 10. But 10 would be very big. It's still a good fact.
You don't need to write it and tell us, by the way, we will have been able to Google the conversions.
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tricks.
I don't want that.
If you're in Mexico, then tell us what size 10 is in your country.
And also, which America are you really in?
Oh dear.
Do you want to hear about another very attractive Swedish woman who was turned into a statue?
Okay.
Okay.
Not turned into into the model.
Can we guess?
Absolutely not.
Bridget Bardo?
No, she's not a famous one.
Ulrika Johnson.
Uh, she's still quite famous, I'd say.
Oh yeah.
You're not being listened to Andy.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is Pitt Karen Ayers daughter.
Okay.
Oh, she was a Swedish, uh, young woman.
She was incredibly beautiful.
She's just the whole story about her is just there was this way. She was incredibly beautiful.
The whole story about her is just, there was this way, she was a milkmaid.
And the whole story is basically, she was just so fit.
So she went to Stockholm to work for a year.
And basically no one could believe how attractive this milkmaid was.
And the bar is high in Sweden as well, don't you get it?
That's not like being the most attractive person in...
Wow.
Why would you
bleep that place out, bleep that place name out
That was
bleep it out, no one will ever know the place name
Sorry, she was the most attractive person
She was just so
fit basically, we get it, we get it, she's hot
And the
stories are like the crown prince
visitor incognito to ask for some milk
because he just wanted to look at this. But he forgot to bring a container. So she gave him a sort
of scalding, um, not a scalding, sorry. She created traffic jams because she was so beautiful.
People was doing a go slow as they went past. Or was that just James not moving with his
horse and cart.
Yeah.
And there's a statue of her in Sweden now.
And I think part of the reason she was apparently so beautiful was that she hadn't had smallpox.
Oh, okay.
So the bar was slightly lower.
Yes.
She had had cowpox and she was accused actually of having sold more than just milk.
You know what I mean?
But that was not true. Free eggs. Yeah. Milkshake. Actually, she
hadn't, she hadn't been selling any. Uh, she, she, she hadn't been any of our milkshake.
Right. Yeah. She'd been selling milk and she was just milk shake brought the king to the
yard. Yeah. And he's like, do you have a spare bowl? What's the most famous statue in Scandinavia?
The little mermaid.
Yeah.
Probably an advert for Carlsberg.
Yeah.
It was commissioned by the founder of Carlsberg, Jacob Christian Carlsberg.
And he basically said, well, you know, I've got the best beer in the country.
So I'm going to do this nice little statue
for everyone to see.
And when they see it, they'll remember me
and remember my beer.
Oh dear.
That's fucked up, isn't it?
Because there's one of those adverts,
which is very memorable,
but you've got no idea what it was for.
Yeah, yeah.
It's probably the best mermaid statue in the world.
Yeah, very good.
He hired a sculpture called Edvard Eriksson to create it and he hired a ballerina called
Ellen Price who is very, very famous in Sweden at the time to model for it.
But she was unwilling to get naked.
And so the face is hers and the body is Mr. Eriksson's wife.
Wow.
What about the tail? That's his wife. I've just got one more celebrity
grandparent fact. Drew Barrymore's grandfather's corpse was stolen. So this is John Barrymore,
who was a very famous actor. He was John's 1922 Hamlet, which you probably remember was the greatest Hamlet maybe ever.
Yeah, that was a good one.
It really was. He was a famous actor. He was ruined by alcoholism and died in 1942 relatively
young. His mates were people like Errol Flynn and Errol Flynn wrote in his memoir that after
Barrymore died, their friend got his body, obtained his body and hid it for Errol Flynn to find to freak him out.
So propped him up in a chair and then they spent the night playing poker with it.
Is that what Weekend at Bernie's is based on?
I think it is.
You know what? I think largely it is because it was not only Errol Flynn, it was David Niven
and I want to say Orson Welles, someone in that territory of fame.
There was a group of them, yeah.
There was a group of them.
I think it is because I haven't really heard of any of those people and I've never seen Weekend at Bernie's. I'm not really sure what happens in it, but I still kind of knew that fact.
Wait, so it's Weekend at Bernie's about them playing, staying up late with the corpse. I think it's about keeping a dead body. Their body dies and they need to keep a holiday going and so they string him up and they use his dead body. Yeah, there we go That's sort of what they did except just to have a fun game of poker with him Wow confirmed by Drew Barrymore in 2020
So right good Lord. Yeah, it's pretty cool. If I die, yeah, please don't do that. Don't do another podcast
We're we're do you want us to do with your dead body then?
Should we we could prop it up and do something fun collecting prop it up and collect some moths with yeah
Lovely. Yeah, the acid thing. Let's just burn you.
Jesus Christ.
Wow, what a dark turn this podcast took at the end.
It's time to go to our group therapy session now and just shoot that over.
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