No Such Thing As A Fish - 549: No Such Thing As A Beaver Walking Backwards

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

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On with the podcast. Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing As A Fish, a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Bristol. My name is Dan Schreiber. I am sitting here with Anna Tyshinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin. And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days. And in no particular order, here we go. Starting with fact number one, and that is Andy.

My fact is that the unauthorized release of beavers into British waterways is known as beaver bombing. That's exciting. Yeah, this has been covered recently. They're all over the place now, and they've been making their way back. So the River Otter is now full of beavers. That's exciting. Yeah, this has been covered recently. They're all over the place now and they've been making their way back. So the River Otter is now full of beavers. And confusingly, very confusing, pisses off the otters in the River Otter.

Yeah, other authors in the River Otter. There are authors in the River Otter. And I did read that someone was saying the Camel River is another good place to introduce them, which I imagine will piss off the camel. And there are hundreds of them out there now. Is that really? In the UK? In the UK, yeah, yeah. In researching this fact, I spoke to someone who said,

very secretively, they were related to someone who knew a thing or two about reintroducing secret beavers. Yeah, so the gorilla, confusingly. The gorillas are furious. Yeah, and so I read an interview as well with a guy called Simon. Basically, it takes a lot of time and paperwork to release a beaver outside an enclosure.

You need to do an impact assessment. Sometimes, on the Isle of Wight, you have to do 100,000 words of impact assessment. 100,000 words, that's a novel, that's a full novel. Yeah. And people are objecting, aren't they? Because no one's got time to read that many words. But why do we want beavers anyway?

Well, because they build dams, don't they? And it creates this lovely kind of ecosystem for lots of other things to exist. They're like engineers. So there are these people and it's such an exciting world. If you want to get into crime but feel like you're doing kind of a good thing, I think beaver bombing is the way. Interesting. There's a guy called Olivier Rubbers.

Did you read about him? He was one of the originals. He was in 1998. He just heard someone mention the reintroduction of beavers. And he decided, I'm going to do that. Borrowed his dad's car and he drove to Germany. I think he lived in Belgium. Drove to Germany, picked up some beavers, crossed the border back into Belgium, dropped them in a river, went so well he repeated it with 97 more beavers. Did he do 97 different journeys or did he go, all right, lads, in the car? dropped them in a river, went so well, he repeated it with 97 more beavers.

Did he do 97 different journeys or did he go, all right, lads, in the car? Yeah, it's like that riddle, you're not allowed to take a beaver with another beaver, otherwise they eat each other. Yeah. That's crazy. Hey, do you know if you let a beaver into your lounge room, it will rearrange all your furniture?

Isn't that amazing? That's nice. That's lovely, along Feng Shui principles. No, this is a thing that was noticed by someone who wrote a lot about beavers back in the day. She was sort of a conservationist who wanted to raise the idea that they're intelligent animals that they're interesting to look at. She was called Dorothy Richards. And she was looking after beavers.

And they came into her house. And as soon as they walked in, they were like, no, let's put the chair over there. Let's get that over there. And apparently, according to her her they are the only animals apart from humans that radically transform their environment so it's all about safety they want the room perfect so if you put a beaver in your room it will be different and it will flood the room yes crucially what they do is they build the dams where they hear the water the most right because they want to find the

narrow part of the river where the water is really flowing. So they listen out for loud water. When they find the loud water, that's where they build their dams. But if you get a tape recorder and put it in the middle of the room and put a beaver in there, they'll go around finding any bits and pieces in the room and then just put it all on top of the tape recorder.

Yeah, that's very cool. So they make dams and this can help to clean the water, can't it, in rivers. The ones in the River Otter, they store 24 million litres of water, which is the equivalent of 10 Olympic-sized swimming pools. They reckon it could help our bills, our water bills, because they clean it, it means the water companies don't have to. I did find that between November 2019 and February 2020 sewage treatment works near Stoke

Illegally released sewage equivalent to 10 Olympic-sized swimming pools So basically all those beavers just did the right amount of work to help that one sewage leak. That's great So they're the the sort of water company's friend. Yeah, that's nice. I don't like them as much now Do you know what a beaver deceiver is? Like catfishing Is it like a... oh yeah. So someone who tricks a beaver in some way into building them a dam for their own use though. Basically you've got an area where you want to have beavers but you don't want the area to be flooded and so you allow them to build their dam but then you might put a little pipe in it so the water can

Still go through but they can still do their dam and that's called a beaver deceiver. It's just nice to say Yeah, is that was there ever a dog that was a beaver retriever? Hey, I read a sentence about beavers and I wasn't able to find anything more out about it So I'm just saying it in case you guys did but it was such a mysterious sentence in a review about a book on beavers and I wasn't able to find anything more out about it. So I'm just saying it in case you guys did. But it was such a mysterious sentence in a review about a book on beavers. It said, beavers never walked backwards. OK, did you read the next sentence in the review? They eat their food twice. They do do that.

They cannot doggy paddle. They have ever growing orange teeth with which to know woody plants is this book review ten weird facts about favors No, so there was an amazing It's an amazing book about the point being made that beavers actually they don't only make dams, but they made America effectively America's fortunes were effectively down to beavers Yeah, and it was fur trading beavers were virtually extinct over here, right because fortunes were effectively down to beavers. And it was fur trading. Beavers were virtually extinct over here, right? Because they'd been hunted down, we'd used all the fur.

And then we found out that in North America, there were all these beavers there. So all the ships went over and started hunting them down. And then you ended up with billionaires of beaver fur. And it made America. I read that it literally created Canada, the beaver trade, basically. Because you had all the people on the East Coast, and they needed to find more and more beavers, and so they had to go inland and inland.

And they set up all these kind of trading posts between all of the First Nations people. And all those trading posts that came because of beaver pelts was what became Canada in the end. Yeah. It's very hard to underestimate how totally essential they were when New York was Sold to the Dutch by the Native Americans. I read that actually it was mostly beaver pelts that were sold and New York was Like a little bonus. They were like we'll sell you

2,000 beaver pelts and also we've got Manhattan as well. Do you want? Okay toss it in but yeah crucial and historically it seems someone fair for such a crucial animal that the main thing they're famous for is taking off their testicles. If you Google beavers and their name. What? If you Google beavers with your safe search off, you do get a lot of testicles. I'll give you that. You wouldn't think testicles were the first thing.

How did they take them off? Well, I mean, they didn't take them off at all. But since ancient Greek, since Aesop's fables, there was this idea that beaver testicles were very sought after, which they were for their medicinal qualities, which didn't exist. And beavers figured out that if they tore off the testicles, threw them at the hunter, the hunter wouldn't chase after the beavers anymore. The reason this came about is because they hide their testicles behind this fleshy flap, the male beavers.

Lovely. So that, yes, I think fleshy flap is the term. And so that people were like, where are their testicles? They must have torn them off because of this reason. But it's where the name comes from. So castorium is the stuff they secrete. Their name is castor in their Latin name. And that's from castrated, same origin.

Because the idea was they ripped off their testicles. is Castor in the Latin name and that's from castrated same origin because the idea was they ripped off their testicles. When I was a kid in Bolton we used to shout beaver in the streets if we ever saw anyone with a beard. You did beavering? This is so exciting. Literally we would walk down the road and there was someone with a beard and the first person to spot them would shout beaver! Right. I read that this was a game popular in the 1910s and 1920s. I believe that is the case in the rest of the country. Walton where beavering survived.

What would the beaver do? What would they say? Well they would be confused because they would be like, that game hasn't been popular since the 1920s. And did you, were there variations for you? I can't remember, I was really young when it happened. It wasn't literally in the 1920s, but yeah, I was really young when it happened. Because supposedly there were things like if someone had a beard and a moustache, that

was a royal beaver, or there was a king beaver, which is a red-whiskered policeman riding a green bicycle. I just wondered if you knew the... No, I didn't know the nose. But my theory is that the use of beaver for women's genitals Yeah. is from that game. I'm pretty sure it is because the first citation of that is from 1927.

And the citation in the Oxford English Dictionary says she took off her clothes from her head to her toes and the voice at the keyhole yelled beaver right So it genuinely seems like that might be it. Yeah Well, tell you what Canada in 1920 that was the year that what is now their second oldest magazine ever was founded it was called the beaver and It lasted all the way until 2010 until it needed to change its name,

which they've just changed to Canada's history. And it was largely because none of their emails were getting through to anyone because they were being filtered out by foreign filters. So all of their emails, all their newsletters, nothing reaching it. People were confused anyway about it. Same as Beaver College in Pennsylvania. They changed their name because, again, no one could get to their website. Plus, the applicants they got were questionable, to say the least.

So there was an attempt before now to reintroduce Beavers to the UK, because I think there were some hundreds of thousands in the Middle Ages. Europe had about between 60 and 400 million Beavers, so I think that's a sign that no one really knows how many there were. But there were attempts to reintroduce them, because they clung on a few, like really far eastern, sort of like central Asian step, there were a few beavers knocking around.

And in the 1860s, there was an attempt to rebeaver in Suffolk. And- Is that the technical term? Yeah, yeah, yeah. To rebeaver. Rebeaver, yeah, yeah. But they were debeavered, they were destroyed. And then, and the very final ones, I just like this, were sent to London to be stuffed

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of the 1600s. Most of you won't remember it. The main- Still big and Bolton. The main villain in it is a guy called Diego Sarmiento de Acuna or Count Gondemar, who was the Spanish ambassador to England between 1613 and 1622.

And he had an anal fistula that was very famous. If you've got an annual fistula, you don't want it to be famous. It impacted his movement. It's hard to say how famous it was, isn't it? Literally everyone in the country knew about it. There were posters on their bedroom wall. How many people can even name the Spanish ambassador now? It's a job that has undergone a huge decline in prestige in the last 400 years.

Right. Yeah, since we weren't at war with Spain anymore. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. But I just think that's really tragic. I looked up the current... What?

We're not at war with Spain anymore? I'm willing to say... Wow. Come and have a go. Raul? No, I just think it's... It is a... As in, I looked up the Spanish ambassador to the UK earlier. I've forgotten his name, right? Yeah, it's definitely Spanish, but I just mean yeah

I think it's a shame for him and when you say an anal fistula I actually would like a quick sense check on what that is because I like the way you said in your fact is chair Had a hole in the bottom because as far as I can tell that is what one of those is right? It is an egg, but it's a sort of extra hole in the bottom it's one too many right yeah it's a chiller is a hole basically between two tubes yeah yeah it's a gap where there shouldn't be a gap yeah yeah so the hole in the bottom of the chair was not because he had something hanging out that had to drop through it which is kind of what you assume I think when you hear me say that

it's because it would be so sensitive and painful and he also had to be carried through the streets of London on a sedan chair, because everyone hated him so much that they would attack him if he was carried, you know, if he walked. Plus, it was quite hard to walk with a fist-chair. Well, like kick him in the bum kind of thing, as a... I think that would probably be one of the tactics, yeah. Yeah. Surely, something to make you less likeable is having yourself

carried through the streets of London in a sedan chair. Surely just wear a hat and go out. And just... When you say it doesn't secrete... No. Well, it does. I mean, it does, and it is an unpleasant condition. But not feces. It doesn't act as a second bumhole.

It acts as a second bumhole. Yeah, yeah, of course. Because basically it's caused by some sort of infection. Sorry for the gory details, but it's important to know if you have one. An infection somewhere in the anal tract, and there's a bunch of pus builds up, and then when it goes away, it leaves a little tunnel

that goes from the anal tract out of the sort of buttock near the bumhole, and so it will leak things from your bowels and other things. Most of my stuff is about Spanish foreign policy. Right. But do you guys remember when my wife, Fonella, thought that my oldest son, Wilf, had a second bumhole? No. It was in the first few weeks after he had been born.

It was our first child. And you have to change the nappy every few hours, right? So you're getting up at like 2am, 4am. I got up at like 2 or 4 and I was going to change the nappy and Fenella said to me, don't forget to wipe his second bum. And I said, excuse me? And she said, his second bumhole, don't forget, sir, because it could get infected if you don't wipe it properly. And I said, what do you mean?

And basically newborn babies, they have a little dent that's right at the top, but she thought that that was an actual other bumhole. This is how tired and sleep deprived she was. What did she think was going to happen to this in the fullness of time? Does she think there are people walking among us who have this? I said to her, I was like, how did you think that was possible? And she was like, I don't know how boys work. I don't know what you have. It's fair. Yeah. Yeah. So the Spanish in the 1600s.

They had been at war with Britain, with England, I should say. And this guy, Gondemar who was the ambassador, he'd come to the English court and he'd become really best friends with King James. They were super close and because they were so close he started making James do lots of policies that were very pro-Spanish and eventually came to the extent where he forced James to execute Walter Raleigh because Sir Walter Raleigh had been a pirate and attacking some Spanish ships and he said, well, we're going to go to war unless you execute him.

James first said, OK, fine, you're my best mate, I will do it. And then obviously everyone hated him from that moment. It's just incredible. Yeah, the Spanish ambassador has the power to ask the... Well, he didn't... We don't know that he did. Imagine if King Charles executed Alan Titchmarsh on the orders of... whoever the Spanish ambassador is now. I was just trying to think of a beloved national figure, like a national figurehead.

Alan Titchmarsh isn't attacking Spanish possessions. At most, he's buying up some Spanish plants. Okay, it's a bad example. Did you guys read the account of the execution of Walter Raleigh? No. As sort of alluded to, he was incredibly popular. He was like the fanciful, you know, Clive Owen or whatever of his day. And PR-wise, he nailed the execution.

So it was pretty dodgy grounds on which he was sentenced to death for treason. The morning of his execution, he had this huge breakfast. He was puffing on his pipe. He had a glass of wine. He made a joke about it. He went up to the scaffold and he said, sorry, do you mind if I just say a few words at the scaffold? He made a 25 minute speech full of charm and laughs and warmth.

At one point, he sensed that nobles on the balcony couldn't hear him properly. And so he invited them all onto the scaffold with him and started the speech again so that they could hear it properly. And he shook all of their hands, saying, hello, how are you, how's your wife, all of that. At one point, the sheriff said,

do you want to come and warm yourself by the fire while you give this speech? And he said, no, I'm getting a bit sick, so I want to get this over with before I get ill again. And then he apologized to his executioner for going on so long and then popped his head under the axe and went. Really? Which I was, you know, if you're going to go, go in style.

It does feel like it was leading up to something incredibly clever. That's the shame of it. You know, one person who I was trying to, I was really hoping there was a Wikipedia article which was notable people with anal fistulas. And it wasn't, it wasn't there. It's kind of the thing Wiki sometimes has. But one person, if that page did exist, that would belong on there, is Charles Dickens.

Dickens had a fistula. How interesting. Yeah, and he had it very early on in his career. And there's an argument that had it not have been sorted out by a pioneering doctor at the time, who was called Frederick Salmon, then we might not have had all the subsequent books that he wrote because he was so debilitated by it. He used to have to dictate to his then wife and she would write down, but he just couldn't

think properly with all that going on. So this guy, Frederick Salmon, because it was a dangerous operation back in the day, this guy was amazing. He set up his hospital, which was called the Infirmary for Relief of the Poor Afflicted with Fistulas and the Diseases of the Rectum. It was called that until someone said, why don't we just call it St Mark's? They changed it to that. And he carried out over 3,500 operations, one of which was Dickens, and as a result he was fixed and then he went on to being able to sit down and write his book.

That's great. And Dickens in those days, no NHS, so he had to pay for his operation. And he paid for his operation with several autographed copies of the Pickwick papers. Yeah. They've not accepted impossible things as payment at my private doctors. The most famous surgeon of fistulas in the 18th century was Martin van Butchel. He was... That's very disconcerting name for the patients. Well he would put loads of adverts on, he had amazing advertising. He

was most famous because he enjoyed riding around Hyde Park on a white pony which he often painted purple. Oh. And he had a really long beard and he always carried a large white bone around with him. Bone? Bone. You know, like Fred Flintstone might. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And his wife died, she was killed by the Nazis actually. Well she died in 1775. And Butchell asked his friend John Hunter to preserve the body. And then he put the body on display as kind of advertising for his fistula company.

Lot of questionable decisions being made in this. The body was described soon afterwards as a repulsive-looking object and eventually he had to get rid of it when his second wife objected. Oh, that is fussy. His wife's preserved corpse was on display in the college in Lincoln's Inn Fields until 1941 when it was bom display in the college in the Lincoln's in fields until 1941 when it was bombed by the Nazis Was that the target?

It's too creepy get rid of it This play by the way is so fascinating because it was 1600s This was performed at the Globe like this was this was the original Shakespearean theatre and the play itself The plot is amazing It was literally as if you were watching a live game of chess, right? Yeah, the play this is the play that took the piss out. Yes. Yes exactly and so when the play started people very quickly realized that this was a satire of the ambassador and So they had to get word to the king in order to ban it and they specifically put this play on at a point

When the king went away, so it. And they specifically put this play on at a point when the king went away. So it took about nine days to get to him. So multiple performances were happening. They couldn't stop it from happening. So it was such a hit job and it was done in Shakespeare's Globe. It's crazy. And it was massively popular.

It's mad. Everyone got the allegory. A seventh of the population of London saw it in nine days. The chess piece, which I think was the Black Knight who represented Gondemar, was I think was the Black Knight who represented Gondemar, was referred to as the Fistula of Europe during the play and 50 years later in the 1660s or 1670s people were still referring to the Fistula of Europe and everyone knew what they meant. Imagine that.

Did he see it? Was he there? I don't think he was. I think he had retired as ambassador by that point see it was he there? I don't think he was I think he had retired as ambassador by that point Because it was his it was his successor as ambassador who was guy called columner who complained about it The play has a lot of scatological humor and it has a lot of rude wind-based puns and I was reading an article analyzing the play in a book called theater in post-reformation London and I just want to read you this sentence, which I just really liked to adapt Anton Oh, so by the way, they bring on his fake seat. They bring on the fistula seat, which looks exactly like a Lucy That's the thing. Here's the line to adapt Anton Chekhov's maxim that when a gun is introduced into a play

It must be fired. I propose that when a toilet is brought on stage there must be farts Lovely He sounds very sinister Condemar there must be farts. Lovely. Prove the thought. He sounds very sinister, Condemar. It would like to touch my stuff aside. I think he does sound... He tried to intimidate people. He had himself painted as Machiavelli. But apparently Machiavellian wasn't a word that was used to describe someone who was Machiavellian until him. So that got applied to him and then everyone was like, that's a great term.

We use that for other things now. So he's done good things as well, right? He married he married his niece. He's done great things as one try to say he's He married his niece and then his cousin. He definitely had a type Yeah, that's terrible His niece is pretty close Didn't marry a niece you're a weirdo. How is your uncle, by the way? My four-legged child is doing very well as well, thank you.

Bubbles from here to breakfast. It is time for fact number three, and that is James. Okay, my fact this week is that in 1930s Canada, the Mounties dealt with illegal nudists by covering them in itching powder. That is a very... how did they get close enough to apply it? As in the Mounties are on horseback, I think of them as. That's the Mountie part of them, the mounted, aren't they? Did they just scatter it on the nudists? I think they threw it.

This was the Dukhobas, who were a group of 7,500 Russians who arrived in Canada because they'd been persecuted in Russia. And there was a small group of them who insisted on going naked all the time kind of for their religion they kind of thought it was getting closer to Adam and Eve and all that kind of stuff and going naked was also a way to protest so they didn't really want their children to go to the state schools but

they were forced to do so and so they went naked obviously the obvious protest against not wanting your children to go to the state school. They wanted to keep in their communal living, they didn't want to be forced into state housing, so they went naked. And even if their own leaders did things that they didn't really like, they went naked. And the Canadian government decided this is not a good idea, so not only did they do this thing with the itching powder, but eventually just due to what was happening here, the Canadian Parliament outlawed public nudity in 1932.

Really? As a result of the decobbers. Yeah, right. Itching powder is more of a schoolboy 1940s prank thing than a kind of legally imposed thing. Do we know what the itching powder was? Was it the old rose hips? Yeah, I don't know which one it was. I suspect it was rose hips. Just thinking about where they are.

Yeah. Because it's not that bad a punishment, is it? Especially if you're naked. I feel worse is when it gets in your clothes. Well, you're just trying to deter people, right? Like we've spoken about this on the podcast before where it was used by Churchill's brain box where they were coming, you know, all these amazing ideas they were coming up with that would subtly get to the Nazis. They were putting it in their clothes, they were putting it in their condoms, they were just itching powder.

These were things that were tried in the Second World War. Yeah, exactly. Like, it's like, it's just, it's a deterrent, isn't it? And That's why we won the war. The condom thing is quite clever, isn't it? Because you put your itching powder in the condoms and they get itchy down below and they think, well, I must have lice or I must have an STD or something like that.

And quite often, if a lot of people in a platoon got an STD, then they were all kind of taken away from the front. Really? So I did read, I was on the website powderbulksolids.com, which is a great guide to historical powders. And they mentioned especially the itching powder was smuggled into Germany, and particularly into the uniforms of the German army,

so, particularly the Navy as well. So there was at least one U-boat had to turn around and come home because everyone on board was just itching so much. Yeah. And again, they just assumed it was fleas. Yeah, of course. So you're in a submarine, you just itching so much. And again, they just assumed it was fleas. Yeah, of course. So you're in a submarine, you're itching so much,

you think we must have a flea outbreak here, we're gonna have to go back to land, clean all our clothes, but actually it was itching powder. Oh, there was itching powder for trains as well in the Second World War. That was a thing you could do. So what would you do? It was a special powder called carburandum.

It was incredibly fine. And if you mix it with lubricating oil, it basically gums up an entire engine. It's a really, really effective way of just jamming a machine to a stop, effectively. How is that itching? Well, I imagine the train would feel pretty itchy after that. That's the train equivalent of itching.

It's the train equivalent of itching. That's so fascinating. All right. But that was done in 1944 in June. Two teenage French sisters applied That's the train equivalent of itching. It's the train equivalent of itching. I didn't know that. That's so fascinating. Yeah, all right. But that was done in 1944 in June. Two teenage French sisters applied a load of carburandum powder to a train that gummed up the tank supply to Normandy. Wow.

So that was an incredibly effective maneuver at that time. Yeah, yeah. It was also important in the Second World War because of where it comes from. So rose hips are the standard itching powder, right? When I was a kid, it was always like, you know, you should spread the seeds on someone from a rose hip and it'll be very, very itchy. That's what most itching powders made out of.

Did you guys used to do that? I never did. No. Oh, Andy, you had it done to you. Um. Thank you. Thank you. And you thought you had fleas all of your teenage years.

I had the drugs on them because I also had fleas. But they're also an incredibly good source of vitamin C. So I love, they're one of the few things you can eat. And we're just coming up to rosehip season. It's in winter. How many berries can you eat in winter? And you squeeze the red juice out and it's delicious. But it has 20 times more vitamin C than oranges. And in World War II, oranges in short supply

because we couldn't import many things and so the government ran this huge rose hip collection campaign and they organized whole days when they sent out Boy Scouts and school children and WI people to go and collect rose hips and turn it into syrup and I think they collected 134 million hips. Wow, that's right. Not around here though I don't think because they had Ribena, right? and I think they collected 134 million hips. Wow. That's great. Not around here though, I don't think, because they had Ribena.

Oh. Because wasn't Ribena invented in Bristol? Yeah. And I think it was invented here for World War II because there weren't many oranges, just as a vitamin C thing, and I think they gave it free to kids. Did they? Ribena, yeah. That's great.

Wow, that's awesome. The Dorkhobos of Canada, so those who left Russia and they set up this, this basically thing that word is basically, it kind of means spirit wrestlers. It was the idea that people didn't believe just in the word of the Bible, they thought personal revelation was very important. So they wrestled with what the Bible was telling them and that set them up as their own thing. They moved over to Canada and the people that we're talking about, who largely were dealing with the Mounties, dealing with protests and so on, they were kind of a splinter group of them. They were called the Sons of Freedom and effectively what they liked to mix was nudism and arson. And this was in their own communities as well.

They thought materialism was too much and that needed to be done by. So I was reading this article about a guy called J.J. Virgin who said when he was a kid, he used to come home and there would be some naked old lady trying to burn his house down. And they'd have to go, get out of here. Like they were rats.

I think he's the leader of the group now. Yeah, exactly. He's a big player. His great, great, great,grandfather was Peter Virgin, who... All of these people must have had... I'm not surprised they didn't want to go to school, because they would have had a... Because they were virgins. They would have had a hard, hard time.

Just that's a tailor-made nickname. So Peter Virgin was... He was killed on a train in British Columbia. He was blown up. And his followers then set the houses on fire in protest and then stood around them naked. This was part of, it was just part of the society. But they only burned their own stuff.

And to be fair, we should say, because they're still out there, the Duke of Bors. The vast majority, not nudists, very embarrassed by this weird nudist sect, like an embarrassing uncle getting naked, setting fire to stuff. The vast majority were just, their motto was, toil and a peaceful life.

What a depressing way to live. But, you know. It wasn't all depressing though. Peter Verogen, he founded a town called Brilliant. Yes, I love it. Yeah. Such good PR. Because everything you build there can be called,

oh, the Brilliant Cafe. Absolutely. There's a brilliant bridge, a brilliant power station, a brilliant cafe absolutely there's a brilliant bridge a brilliant power station a brilliant jam factory and a brilliant cemetery actually to be fair I think the brilliant jam factory was one of the things was burned down it was yeah it's not there anymore but Tolstoy was the one who facilitated their emigration the persecution in Russia because they refused to do anything as our says and Tolstoy is like, I love people who deny themselves all the fun stuff in life. Like people who read my novels.

Exactly. And so he raised the money, actually, out of the proceeds of resurrection, his third less well-read novel. He paid for them to get to Canada. Yeah. Very cool. And they put up a statue to him in Britain. Yes. Nude protest has been a thing for centuries,

as the Ducobos kind of show. But there are recent examples, too. So in 2020, French dentists launched a nude protest to protest the lack of PPE in their sector. No. They did. That's disgusting. They took a series of reasonably erotic shots of themselves.

Open wide! You could have said spit. Yeah, okay, anyway. No, they took photos of themselves nude in their surgeries to say, look, we're being hung out to dry here. We don't have any PPE. So I think that's great. German doctors did the same thing. In 2022, a Somerset woman called Jill White did a fantastic nude protest on the A358 in Somerset. Right, she's in a wheelchair, and the council had let the pavement by the side of this road

get completely overgrown. She could not get along it in her wheelchair. I mean, you see the photos, it's ridiculous. No one could be a pedestrian on this road, and especially not if you're in a chair So she posed naked along the roadside with protest signs aimed at the council saying I've trimmed my bush now highways trim yours Yeah Super awesome. She'd been complaining for two years getting no results as soon as she started taking off her clothes They acted and they trimmed it and they told her that. Wow. Really good. In Christianity it is often a thing isn't it

trying to be like Adam and Eve and the nudists I quite like are the ranters. I didn't have you heard of the ranters? Are they like ramblers? Someone called Quaxum was in charge of the ranters? I think it actually was. I think it was. Oh genuinely. Oh, right. There was basically, this is during the English Civil War, when lots of Quakers and Shakers and weird sex popped up. And the Rantors are one of them. And they were the best, because they basically

didn't really have any leader, didn't really have any beliefs, except to eat good meat, drink loads of alcohol, swear loads in pubs, embrace sex, and cause havoc. And be naked. It does sound like Clarkson would have been involved. This is the greatest religious grouping in the world. Yeah. And then he gets naked and everyone leaves it. It is time for fact number four, and that is my fact.

My fact is that the world of statistical analysis was changed forever because of a woman called Dr. Muriel Bristol, who is most famous for being able to tell whether a cup of tea was poured milk first or tea first. The controversial topic in the room, apparently. Do you all think you could tell? I think I could tell personally. Genuinely. I'm confident I could tell.

Wow, okay. I'm certain. I am as well, actually. And which do you prefer? Oh, well, I mean, tea in first. Yeah. Because... Let's hear it for milk in first

Okay, can I just call nonsense on that milk in first crowd, right? Right? 96% of tea is made by people putting a bag in a mug single serving of tea. Yeah pouring hot water on the bag yeah, nobody alive in the world who puts a Milk in a mug that puts the back in the milking though because this was in the world who puts milk in a mug, then puts the bag in the milk. I think though, because this was in the 1920s, I think more people were doing it in those days. It was the time of... It was big teapots.

It was the golden age of the teapot. But how did statistics change, Dan? Oh, okay. Well, this is amazing. So Muriel Bristol was a phycologist, not a psychologist. There's a very distinct difference. You don't want to be telling your woes to a moss expert, an algae expert.

Don't do. So one day she was in a common room where a lot of scientists were at Romestead. And there was a guy there called Ronald Fisher. He offers her a cup of tea. And he's making her the tea. and she declines it because she prefers it when the milk was poured into the cup before the tea so she's one of the the people who are in the in the minority here and He was like well, don't be ridiculous. You can't taste that and she said well, absolutely

I can taste that and so the story goes is that eight cups of tea were made, four with milk poured in first, and then four with the milk in afterwards. And he developed a hypothesis basically on how this is applicable to statistics generally. And it has become quite a bedrock of statistics as a result. Yeah, so we should say Fisher was not that in... I don't think he gave a shit about milk in first

and tea in first, if we're being honest. No, no, of course. He didn't mind whether she knew, but it was about developing the kind of moment at which you agree that if someone's claimed they can do something, that has been kind of proven. So he decided that after she said correctly eight times whether the milk was in first or the tea was in first, there's a one in 70 chance that she'd get that correct. That's probably about right. It's sort of the, this was the birth of the randomized controlled trial. Yeah. Which is the gold standard of all scientific trials today. The tea cups are presented.

Yeah. The tea cups were presented in a random order. She would, I think the odds of her knowing, did you say yeah? Yeah, it's just there was no way well There was a 1.4 percent chance of her getting it exactly right and that is statistical tests are still used if you've got something Where you're only doing a few tests you can't do it a billion times and see whether she gets it right a billion times You only do it eight or nine times and you see what the chances are Yeah, so there's a there's a popular science writer called Carl Zimmer and he wrote his article, Why we can't rule out Bigfoot. He said, incredible.

He said that this method has become an important tool for scientific discovery. You find the test in every branch of science from psychology to virology to cosmology and scientists have followed it using his threshold method. So it's hugely important. Although his threshold was incorrect to what statisticians do today, I think, which is largely he didn't need to make eight cups of tea. I think he could have only made six because I think mostly if you show that something only has a 5% chance of happening in statistics, then you've decided that's fine.

That's legit that this therefore is a real thing. Yeah, so two useless cups of tea there wasted, I think. But I think what's quite nice about this is that if you've studied statistics ever, lady tasting tea is like the bedrock, it's the most famous thing. But who knows that it's this random algae expert. And most sweetly, the reason it happened was I think because of a bit of flirting. Because basically she was with this very it happened was, I think, because of a bit of flirting. Because basically, she was with this math, you know, very big deal mathematician, Ronald Fisher,

and she claimed this about the milk and tea. But the person who said, I bet you don't know where the milk's gone in first or tea's gone in first, was another guy in the room, a biochemist called William Roach. And he was like, go on, let's test her. Let's see if she does know. And William Roach went on to marry her.

And if that's not some kind of like sad little across the lab flirting, go on, let's test her. It's very sweet. Do you want to hear a bit more of lab flirting from history? Yeah. So, is anyone here familiar with the Bristol stool chart? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a big deal over here here You're all checking your poos every day and checking whether they're

sausage shaped but lumpy or Soft blobs with a clear cut edge James. I think you promised flirting and I'm not currently well invented by a guy called dr. Ken Heaton and when he was at invented by a guy called Dr. Ken Heaton and when he was at university he was asked by one of his lecturers to examine the ankle of a fellow student who was called Susan O'Connor and the ankle examination went so well that they got married. Wow that is very good. Did he fall in love with the ankles, do we know? Yeah, and worked his way up, maybe. She was very cool, Muriel Bristol.

She worked at this place Dan described, Rothamsted Experimental Station. And one of the things they had, they had soil that was collected in 1846. And at the time, she was studying the same soil, the same sample in 1919. And she found that if you feed it a little solution of minerals, then life appears. I tried to find out interesting people who spanned the dates 1846 to 1919. Very few really interesting people. OK.

Who have you got? Well, 1919 JD Salinger was born, capturing the rye. He's pretty cool. I like him He was drinking his own urine by the end, which is really interesting. Wow, that's incredibly depressing Do you want to hear the 1846 sure I'd really tried to find people who died in 1846 who were of interest to us Have you heard of John Ainsworth Horrocks?

Yeah, he was killed by his own camel or something, right? Bingo. Well remembered. Yeah. He was one of the early Europeans to go very deep into Australia, and he was shot by his own camel. Yeah. Okay. And how is he associated with this? He died in 1846, which is the year that the soil sample was collected, that Muriel Bristol then studied in 1919. Did she collect it from Australia?

Furious isn't it? I was looking at the other cool statistical stuff that's named after randomers Who don't know anything about the statistics, which she didn't she knew about algae and do you guys know about the Will Rogers paradox? anything about the statistics, which she didn't. She knew about Algy. And do you guys know about the Will Rogers paradox? The comedian in America. Of course you know who Will Rogers is, the vaudeville 1930s comedian. Does anyone else know who Will Rogers is?

Brilliant, Dan. You are so, so good and so niche. Can you imagine? The only person in the room who knew him is sat right next to you. So he had a joke which had them rolling in the aisles in the 30s at a time when during the Great Depression and a lot of people from Oklahoma had left

and moved to California because they're very poor. They wanted to make a life elsewhere and they were called Okies. And he had a joke which went, hey, when the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California they raised the average intelligence level in both states. Yeah, it still gets a few of them going. So that's basically saying, hey, these guys are so thick that once they leave Oklahoma,

Oklahoma gets smarter. But Californians are so thick that once they enter California, they'll make California smarter. The weird thing about this is, right, that is statistically possible, if that were true. You've made the average intelligence of both places higher but of course you've only involved the same people so you haven't made the overall average intelligence higher how is this possible and it is possible because it's all about weighted averages and we don't need to go into that I think that's a really cool

paradox and made up by a comedian who made a silly joke in the 30s who didn't know that his name would be placed in mathematical history. Yeah. Very cool. A good man. Very cool. I heard two of you saying... Oh, I know if milk's been poured into the tea beforehand or not.

Well, we've got four cups of tea here. Oh, piss off. What? It's James Healy, everyone, our tour manager. Here we go. Two have had milk poured in to begin with and two have had them in afterwards. Now have a taste test and let's see if you can... These are for me and Anna? Yeah. Okay. That one's tea first. Okay. Milk first. Oh god, it's such a difficult question. This is captivating, Ardian. It is. These are both tea first.

You have two tea first. Yeah, I definitely. Okay, Andy, what are you going to say then? I think one of mine is milk first. It's a lot milkier. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. So one of you has to be wrong, right, because there's two and two of each, but you've picked

two for yours. So James, which one... Look at the boss of the saucer! This is so exciting for us. Milk M for Milk First? Bullshit. You've put it on the wrong... Put it on the wrong saucer, mate. Another M. Really?

You've had two... Both of us. Neither of us got it right. I got one right and one wrong. You're no Mariel Bristol. Oh man. Well look. That's it for our show tonight. Thank you so much for everyone for being here.

Bristol, that was awesome. We'll see you again soon. We'll be back again next week with another episode. Goodbye. We'll see you again soon. We'll be back again next week with another episode. Goodbye!