No Such Thing As A Fish - 597: No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti
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Hey everyone. Welcome to another episode of Fish. Before we get going, I just want to quickly let you know about two very exciting global live streaming events that we are going to be doing on the 5th and 6th of September. So we're going to be playing the London Podcast Festival. And as well as playing to a live room full of people at King's Place in London, we will be live streaming the event so that you can watch it from wherever you are in the world. So for those who have never made it to a live show before and always wondered what it's like,
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episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Hoburn. My name is Dan Shriver. I am sitting here with
Anna Tishinsky, James Harkin, and Andrew Hunter-Murray.
And once again, we have gathered around the microphones
with our four favorite facts from the last seven days.
And in no particular order, here we go.
Starting with fact number one, and that is James.
Okay, my fact this week is that if you are 20 years old now,
there is a chance that your great grandparents might have met
thanks to computer dating.
It doesn't make sense.
I had to ask James to explain this, even after we'd said this.
the effect. I said, that doesn't work, James, and he proved it. Go on, prove it. So for the
hard of thinking who are listening, this is an article that I read was written by Adrian
covert in Gizmodo and it's about a guy called Lewis Altfest and Lewis saw a pen pal machine
which let you fill down to questionnaire and then it fed it into a machine and it found you
the perfect pen pal and he decided that he would do the same with dating. So he called up his friend
called Robert Ross, who worked at IBM, and they made a computer program called TACT that stood
for technical automated compatibility testing. They did that in New York, and it was in 1964.
So, for instance, if your great-grandparents got together due to TACT in 1964, your grandmother
could be born in 1965, she could have had your mother in 1985, and then your mother could have
had you in 2005, and you would be 20 this year.
It's stunning. It was great. It was amazing.
amazing at the time. It was such like everyone thought computers would know the answer as well.
It wasn't the best at pairing people. It did at one point match an older brother with his younger
sister. They have a lot in common. And I turned out fine. Yeah, that actually
weirdly, I think, shows it does work. Shared interests. Yeah. It just, you haven't put in the
anti-incest layer into the program. You haven't clicked that button. Most people would click
that button. He was crossing his fingers that.
guy. So is this the one, because I read about one of the very early computer dating services,
and it asked clients to pick from the dislikes. And the dislikes were, I'd say very much of
their time. Yes, this is the one you're talking about. So from one to six, it was what do you
think about affected people? I think that's a really good question. Like, I'm a bit affected,
you know, that's... You mean like people who have affectations? Exactly, a bit pretentious. I presume,
and that's going to mean they've been affected by an event. But who's saying I love those?
Are there people going?
Well, it was the 60s.
Some people had affectations in the 60s, and that was cool.
It was the new age, man.
But I think, like, it wasn't that you only pick one of them.
You kind of picked them in order, that kind of thing.
Because 2 through 6 that you might dislike were birth control, foreigners, free love, homosexuals, and interracial marriage.
But it never says sisters.
Yeah, that was true.
So you paid $5, basically, and you would answer loads of questions.
You would also, the men would be asked to rank women's hairstyles.
Women would be shown pictures of men in different settings.
So there'd be a man chopping wood, a man who was painting,
and a man who was in a garage working with a drill.
And you had to say which of those you fancy the most.
The drill and the chopping wood are very similar, aren't they?
What are the two different personality types?
Well, some people are more discerning than you, Anna.
That just sounds like outdoorsy versus indoorsy to me.
I suppose, drill is indoorsy.
I think like chopping wood is shows muscular.
strength, whereas drill shows more kind of industrial ability.
DIY maybe.
Yeah. Yeah.
And these things, they started off and they were kind of thought of as a gimmick.
So, for instance, this guy at Altfest, he just gave up in the end on his tact.
But actually, he met his partner due to tact.
Did he?
Yeah.
So he married a reporter who'd come to interview him about how terrible his machine was.
And they hit it off.
Yeah, they were funny.
There was another one in 1965.
in New York, which is called Operation Match.
I was reading the memories of someone who went on one of those
and had three very unsuccessful dates.
But the way all these things worked, I guess,
is you sent in a bit of money
and you filled out a questionnaire,
which could be very long.
So Operation Match was 75 questions.
And then they took your questionnaire
and they tried to match it up with others
using a computer algorithm,
which is why it was computerized or computer dating.
But the questions were,
I couldn't work out why this one existed.
So there was a question in this one,
which was, I'd consider dating a woman as young as, or a man as old as.
So if you're a man, it was a woman as young as 17 or whatever.
And if you were a woman, it was like, I consider dating a man as old as that.
Right.
But you wouldn't ask a woman, I'd consider dating a man as young as.
Did it just assume that women would date men who were infinitely young?
The cougar had not been invented.
That's what we're saying.
Yeah, I think that is what we're saying.
Yeah.
I suppose so.
Very weird.
And then are you sexually experienced or inexperienced?
And also, what does this mean?
Is extensive sexual activity preparation for your marriage?
Yes or no?
Answer, see previous questions.
So, Operation Match was invented by Jeff Tar and Vaughn Morrill.
Jeff Tar met his wife, not by going on and doing it himself,
but someone who was using Operation Match said,
oh, I know someone who you'd be good with.
So they met up, they got married.
They had a daughter called Jennifer.
She goes on to marry the co-founder of OKCupid.
No.
Yeah, so dating apps are declining a lot, right?
In the UK, I think users are dropping.
Really?
Of the really big sites, things like Tinder.
And it's because people get exhausted and they get burned out with them.
And it's just this endless array of new faces.
You can start thinking everyone's the same.
And it's also very sort of private.
So the pool of dates is massive, but you don't have any friends in common.
So people often behave badly.
You know, they don't get back in touch or whatever.
I see.
Yeah, so if you date someone who's a friend of your friend,
then you kind of feel like you can't be an asshole
because it will get back to you.
There's a shame mechanism in there,
whereas you can absolutely just go to some random person
you've met once and all that.
Oh, can you?
I don't know.
But I found this claim that some sites are saying things like
if you pay a lot extra,
like if you pay 45 quid a month,
you'll go on three times as many dates, right?
Okay.
So this is just to say,
yesterday I said to my wife,
I'm downloading Hinge, by the way,
because I wanted to test,
if there are special offers on.
But what I forgot to say was that I was doing this as part of podcast research.
From her perspective, I just said, I'm downloading Hinge.
I want to see if they've got special offers on right now.
Okay.
Let's not put out this fact ever, and then she'll never have cause to believe.
That's what you were doing.
I think my favourite thing is Love Getty.
Did you come across this gadget?
1.3 million were sold, so it was quite popular.
Is it spaghetti? Love Spaghetti.
It's just for people who love spaghetti, yes.
Is it not people who just love John Paul Getty?
It's neither of these things.
Or Getty images? Is that the...
Any further guesses?
It's like, get you love.
Love Getty. It's a love getter.
Get you like, yeah.
There we go.
And this is a thing in Japan in 1998.
Basically, it was a thing that you kept in your pocket.
And if you saw someone who was a bit fit, then you turned it on.
And if they had the same gadget, then their gadget would buzz.
Or you can keep yours on all the time.
And whenever you were within 15.
feet of someone who had a gadget that was also turned on, it would buzz and you could be like,
oh my God, something's buzzing.
Can I just say, so what you do is when you see someone attractive, you start fiddling in
your pockets.
I mean, yeah.
There's a small vibration.
I don't think you need a buzzer.
I think people are going to know what you think immediately.
It's such a bad idea.
Like it's a stalker's charter.
But also, the floor seems to be that, let's say I'm looking across the room at Barry and I think
he's hot and I turn my thing on.
and Barry doesn't have one of these love getties
but Norman on the other side of the tube carriage does have one
his goes off and then he's looking at me thinking she fancies me
she's fiddling on her pants
she's fiddling
is that a love getty in the pocket
in Spain at the moment
if you go to supermarkets after 7 o'clock
you might not be able to get a pineapple
okay okay
is this research for this back just to complain
from my last holiday
no so this is a TikTok video
that's been going around telling people
that if you're lonely to go to your nearest Mercadonia supermarket
to take a pineapple and put it upside down in your shopping cart
and then see if anyone else is doing the same.
And if two upside down panopals see each other,
then they might get together.
So that's just like the Love Getty.
It's a slightly more basic version of Love Getty,
but at least you've got deniability.
Whereas if you've got a Love Getty, it buzzes.
Whereas if you've just got a pineapple, you could say,
oh no, I'm just...
It's upside down, though, isn't it?
It's just sold that way.
I'm making a Pina colada.
The problem is that basically the trend has taken off a little bit in Spain.
Police have been called to unruly crowds of people trying to find pineapples.
And the employees of Mercodonia are so sick of it.
They've been hiding their pineapples at five to seven.
So no one can get them.
It's a huge pain, people just walking around the shot with a single pineapple in their basket.
Like, you're a business here.
You're trying to sell other goods.
Do we not think they buy the pineapples at the end?
Do you think some people probably just do it, get their date and then put the pineapple back?
I think if you don't get the date, you would do that.
If you do get the date, probably you want to show that you're not a skin flint and that you can afford a pineapple.
That's a really good point.
I'll get this, darling.
Does that happen here?
Is that just in Spain?
Just in Spain.
The supermarket chain Mercadonia has yet to get into the British market.
But next time, Andy, you're in a supermarket with your wife.
Just make sure it's the right way up.
That and hinge combined.
Something's definitely going on.
Well, do you remember Ashley Madison, the cheating website?
No.
Do you not?
Dad, damn, that was so important.
The what website?
Well, this list of hacked email addresses says different.
Okay, to move on.
Time for fact number two.
No, no, no.
This is amazing, right?
So it was an affairs website.
Okay, and it marketed itself to, like, mostly blokes.
You say, hey, you want to have an affair, then join Ashley Madison.
They were hacked into by some disgruntled staffers or former staff or something.
and ha ha ha it turned out
95% of the members of Ashley Madison were men right
so that was the headline that went round the world
it was quite a big story at the time
the really interesting thing is
a journalist called Annalie Newitz looked into it
found something much more perturbing
it was that the parent company
who were called Avid Live Media
had made 70,000 fake women
bots
they would just say things like hi and what's up
and the men thought they were talking to real women
like there were 11 million interactions
in the database
between human men and bot women
and the men were paying for every message
and the company was paying workers
to generate these fake profiles
so it was basically real people
interacting with bots having no idea
that's quite that's the really sinister thing
and let's talk about our level of sympathy
for these men because I suddenly feel really bad for them
but I suppose they had gone on a website to cheat on their wives
in a way they're doing something good aren't they
this company because this hypothetical man
has gone on the website to cheat on his wife
but they're just putting a fake thing up that he can chat to,
so he's not going to be able to have the affair.
What is sin?
I think is what we're asking.
He thinks he is sinning, so is he?
If I'm just talking to a chatbot, that's forgotten.
I remember years ago when there was the rise of niche dating places when I was single,
I went onto, I think it was like a ghost hunter's dating site.
Yeah, and I got on it, and it's just men, it's just all men.
Like the ghost dating.
Yeah, but their profiles with their blurb came up,
and all of them sounded so interesting,
so I actually messaged a couple.
Yeah, just to say, like, hey, can you tell me about ghost hunting?
Because I'm not actually interested sexually.
I'm just, like, you sound really interesting.
Who I'd like to meet?
I've got one last example of someone who made it big in the world
of creating online dating, a guy called Gary Kremen,
who created Match.com.
What's impressive about him is he seemed to just clean.
up on domain names early on, right?
Because that's where he's made a large fortune from.
So he owned Sex.com.
Can you imagine owning Sex.com?
Yeah.
And there was a big case where someone forged fake documents so that the domain name went over to them,
and he had to fight them for years and years, and there's now an outstanding bill of 65 million
that is owed to Gary Cremant, which has not yet been paid by this person.
What's on Sex.com?
Is it pawn, I guess?
He was going to use it in the way that he was using Match.com, but Match.com just flew into huge success immediately.
immediately, so it was just kind of sitting there dormant. He also owned
Computer.com, which he sold for 500,000. But he set up Match.com, and even his girlfriend
found a partner on there, which wasn't him. She joined up and met someone else and left him.
Yeah, and he said, look how successful it is.
What are you hoping for if you buy Computer.com?
It's just old people going on Google and typing Computer.com, because they think that's
how they turn it on.
It's very much like Donald Trump's saying, everything is computer now. It's a bit...
Okay.
Stop the podcast.
Stop the podcast.
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Yeah, all the time.
English, perhaps?
I'm trying.
Try my best.
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Okay, it is time for fact number two, and that is my fact.
My fact this week is that one of the original 57 Boy Scout badges
was the invention badge, which required kids to not only invent something new,
but obtain a patent for it too.
It's so hard.
I mean, it's a lengthy process to get a patent in America for an invention.
Is it hard?
Because there's so much random shit that's been patented that you see.
That never went in it out.
I always seem that's a piece of piss, actually.
Yeah, I always thought you could just draw a picture on a beer.
mat and just send it in and then give you a patent.
I think it works like that.
This idea of yours for a beer mat is incredible, so not as easy as it looks.
Is it quite a process?
Well, I think it costs.
You've got to pay in order to have it accepted to the submission and so on.
Yeah, it's a lengthy process.
And basically, they dropped the badge largely because no one was really achieving it.
So the invention badge, it's part of the American Boy Scout specifically.
There were 57 original merit badges that you could get, like archery and swimming and so on.
invention was part of it. So that launched in 1911 and they took it out by 1914 and only 10
scouts in that time managed to get it which I think is a very high number. Actually only nine got it
in that time. One person got it in 1915 because you'd already started with his invention so they're
like oh well I guess you can have it. That's apparently one of the rules with a with a badge that's
been stopped. If you've started the process of trying to get it you can yeah finish it.
And the inventions have not survived. Most of them have not survived. We don't know what was patented
but we do know one by Graham Thomas Smallwood,
which was a Scouts uniform with a removable sleeve
to stop your Boy Scout badge arm getting dirty.
I think it's a great idea.
It's really good.
Is it?
But it's, yeah, it's not just that.
You could take the sleeve off and use it to sew badges onto it.
You can carry on wearing the rest of your Boy Scout thing.
Just take the whole jacket off, mate.
Yeah, I must have another shirt.
But I think you still had, from what I could see on the drawing,
you still had an underneath sleep.
It was a sort of on top.
So it's not, you didn't look like someone had just ripped your sleep.
Well, there was a few different things you could do.
You could do that and then you could also put a secondary sleeve on top of your other sleeve.
So it's like a prophylactic sleeve.
Was that so it matched the other side?
No, it starts getting dirty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sleeve getting dirty.
And we've all got these things these days.
So, like, you're walking down the street and you lean on some wet paint.
And everyone laughs at you because you've got paint on your arm.
You go, aha, and you pull off your fake sleeve.
Amazing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Incredible.
Richly deserved patent and badge.
I can't believe he's not famous.
Terrific badge is back in the day.
Other discontinued Boy Scout badges on the Wikipedia for them is top draw reading.
There's beef production.
Last until 1975, you get a Boy Scout badge for beef production.
Blacksmithing, nut culture, hog and pork production, taxidermy.
Interestingly, hog and pork production was discontinued in 1958.
So I wonder what the discrepancy between pork and beefers.
We must keep the beef scouts going.
Well, there are a lot of nine-year-old farmers in those days.
To get the pork production badge
You needed to confer with meat market men
And from their instruction
Draw a diagram of a hog
And mark and name the parts for butcher classification
I think that is good
I think our children should be learning that kind of stuff
I love those details
All the things that they had to do
Like a farmhouse and planning
Was one of the merit badges you could get
And as part of that you had to present a drawing plan
Of sewage disposal for a country home
Amazing
I mean these are the skills of the future
I don't know
I don't like that element
And it reminds me a lot of Duke of Edinburgh.
I don't know if anyone did that, where basically you thought it was just going on a fun walk.
And there's all this background stuff you also have to do.
So all the badges still, there's the family life badge, which is quite nice.
It basically means being a good little boy or girl to your parents.
But you have to write this full proposal, don't you, at the start?
And make lists and then submit various essays on it.
It doesn't mean anything to be good to your parents if you're doing it just to get a badge, does it?
I think whatever works.
Whatever.
Agreed. Stalking badge was another one, by the way.
That had to go.
They just renamed that as tracking just to make it more acceptable.
Do you know what the rarest badge that anyone got in 2024 was?
Again, this is all American Boy Scouts, we should say.
In fact, I think pretty much everything we've said is American Boy Scouts.
So, okay, I would say in 2024, because there are like some old school badges like hog and pork production,
but there are new ones like, you know, being woke.
whatever, is it one of the new or the old school ones that was the least kind of. Oh, it's
old school, I reckon. Is it motorboating? Because I think that, that now has, put your head
between women's boobs. Well, that's the thing. I think that's got connotations now. It is a
badge, but I bet a lot of people are doing the wrong thing when they try to get it. I see what you
mean. Only one kid actually drove a motorboat. The others all just went,
and I hope they get it.
It's not that. I'm trying to think if this actual thing could have any
sexual connotation. Is it like a schooner construction?
I mean, it's a very difficult thing to guess, really. It's something that you might associate
with the army as opposed to the scouting movement. Something that one person in an army
regiment would do. Oh, only because I read through the big list. Is it bugling? It's bugling.
Yes. I don't know if that is another sexual term. It feels like it probably should be.
It certainly could be, couldn't it? But yeah, the least common are bugling,
surveying, stamp collecting, drafting, composite materials, and then it goes on.
We've lost so many of our traditions.
The top three, or top one, top one badge in 2024.
I think pioneering, because it's so classic, that's one with like ropes and building...
Oh, not where you put a pie in your ear.
Got to get off urban dictionary.com.
I just hope to God, Anna, you never be a young Boy Scout who tells you they're doing a motorboating.
And you go on, go on, man.
Show me your skills.
Don't mind my mate with the pisoners is.
He's just going for his.
So pioneering, that's your guess, right?
This is easy to get, I reckon.
Is it like helping a person?
It's helping a person, but in a very specific way.
Helping old women across the road.
There's no badge for that.
First aid, correct.
And the biggest gain in popularity in 2024.
This one went from the 121st most popular badge
to the 81st most popular badge.
And it's something that one of us around this table enjoys.
But it's a skill.
So it's whanging on about electric cars or something.
Thank you.
Was it being a lush, James?
Being weird on ghost dating websites.
I wasn't being weird.
It was friendly.
It was a friendly ghost.
The wife guy badge.
No, it wasn't.
It was the golf badge.
Oh.
It was a big.
Clever.
twist it was him yeah yeah we were looking at the that's very good that's very good um there is this really
big thing of oh oh all the badges they've gone all woke blah blah blah and it's a very very tiresome
talking point because there are things like there's a money skills one or you know or this scouts digital
citizen or you know all this actually loads of them are just absolutely straight down the line like
athletics air researcher angler caver climber they're just absolute route one classic scoutster
oh yeah they're all the classics except one of the really early classics a swastika
badge, which I don't think was on my list.
No.
Baden Pound loved the swastika badge.
What?
He thought it should be like the defining badge of the Scouts.
So what are you talking about?
In 1921, he wrote quite rightly that the swastika is a symbol used in every part of the world, in the ancient world, in the modern day.
But now it stands for the badge of fellowship among scouts.
And how you used it was, if you're a Boy Scout, you always carried around a collection of swastika badges.
And if someone did you a good turn, like gave you a leg up or a pie, then you gave them a badge.
And you said, always wear this.
And that means if a Boy Scout ever saw you, they had to offer to do you a good turn.
So are we misunderstanding the Nazis?
They just did a lot of good turns for the scouts of the years.
I think that was it, yeah.
It was actually just a big sponsored march into Poland.
Because Baden Powell.
Because that was obviously when the swastika had not been adopted by the Nazis.
Yeah.
But he was a bit fascistic.
So in 1937, he wanted to form close ties with German youth movements.
he wrote in his diary in 1939
that Minecraft was a wonderful book
with good ideas on education, health, propaganda, organisation, etc.
I would agree on the propaganda front.
It did work, didn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, obviously, he couldn't have known how it would turn out.
Yeah, wow.
That shows the swastika thing in a whole new light.
By the way, I'm not saying he was an out-and-out fascist.
He was just a complicated character, very old-fashioned these days,
but had amazing ideas about getting young people organized
and working together, helping each other.
all of that, like, raising good citizens.
And it impressed the world.
So the reason the American Scouts started, there's an origin story, which is such, like,
it's like King Arthur, it's just like total bullshit.
But it's a guy called W.D. Boyce.
And W.D. Bois is one of the five co-founders of the Scouts.
Scouting for Boyce.
Scouting for Boyce.
So you got Baden Powell, who obviously is the British originator.
But in America, you then had W.D. Bois.
You had Daniel Carter Beard, James E. West.
And then you had Ernest Thompson Seton.
The idea was that W.D. Boyce was in England.
He's an American newspaper guy, and he was walking through a foggy street at night,
couldn't really see anything.
When out through the fog came a Boy Scout and said, let me help you across the road
and let me get you to where you need to go.
And he thought, wow, this young man with impeccable behavior, what is this?
Oh, you're a Boy Scout.
I must do that.
And he got taken to Baden Powell and immediately said, I'll set it up.
Now, we know that it wasn't even foggy that day that he was there in the UK.
Oh, God, who's wanted to do that research.
Well, people who try to work out.
He was meteorologists.
Because there's a lot of sort of questions about who actually is
the original founder of the American Boy Scouts.
So often it's raining outside and I look at my phone app and it says it's not raining.
That's like literally happening right now.
I don't trust this stuff.
Yeah, I mean, who knows?
But that's the kind of the story that was created, the mythology behind it.
The other guy was Ernest Thompson Settin.
There's a great fact I read in a Margaret Atwood book about him, which is when he turned 21,
his father handed him a bill charging him for all the expenses associated with his childhood,
including the fee for his delivery at birth,
just hand it to him.
A great moment.
He's one of the founders of the American Boy Scouts.
I will not do that for my daughter just to say
because she was on the NHS.
Bay and Powell, yeah, he married a woman called Olaf Sones.
He was 55 and she was 23 when they got married.
And the wedding present for those two,
the scouts were each encouraged to contribute one penny
and 100,000 of them did it
and they bought him a car
which is quite cool
and then in 1929 to celebrate the
21st birthday of the Scouts
they all did the same again
but at this stage there were 4 million scouts
and guides around the world
and so they bought him a Rolls-Royce
Oh, that's a great
Isn't that cool?
Long con
you know?
They started admitting girls in 2019
the Boy Scouts of America
and who did this piss off
Oh, the Daily Mail Readers.
Was it someone in the Baden Powell's family?
Because he, I mean, he...
Very much so.
His sister ran the Girl Guides, though, when they started.
Well, that's...
It was the Girl Scouts.
Right, right.
Sorry, Girl Scouts, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, they are furious about this
because they now call themselves the BSA
to try and take the boy out of their, like, name.
And the girls basically said,
the whole reason they've done this
is to help with their massively plummeting membership.
they're trying to steal Girl Scouts from our movement, from us.
And they're suing them.
And people who want their children to join the Girl Scouts,
they might just Google Girl Scouts and get the girl members of the Boy Scouts.
Yeah, absolutely.
So there's beef.
If it's called the, there's beef.
Not since 1968.
It's gone off now.
Lovely.
So hopefully they'll fight.
And then who do you back?
But they're called the BSA now?
I believe so, yeah.
Boy Scouts of American.
What was the B stand for, if not for boy?
Well, you don't know.
So you're hiding it, aren't you?
That's the whole point.
Why can the girls start letting boys in?
Yes.
Yeah, I can see how that's the logical daily male commenter's response.
Sorry, I thought that was the woke response.
You're trying to get your woke badge.
Let me knock down the Girl Scouts, because it's about time someone that's down a peg or two.
They, according to a blog called Waity Matters, are saddling America with a huge amount of obesity.
thanks to the Girl Scout cookies that they sell every year.
So, according to this person on the blog,
they worked out that the Girl Scout cookies that are sold every year
account to three quarters of a million pounds of trans fat.
That's 3.5 billion teaspoons of sugar that they add to the American food supply.
Well, that does sound bad, but we need overall figures, I think,
because it can't just be the Girl Scout cookies.
Oh, no, there's other stuff going on.
But it doesn't help
It doesn't help
It doesn't help
They're trying to fatten up the boys
Make them easier to defeat
Okay
It's time for fact number three
And that is Andy
My fact is that one of London's oldest windows
Is made of cow horn
Oh
The window itself
The glass as it were
The glass substitute
Can you see through it
Because if not I say that isn't a window
Well, judge for yourself, James, because I've got a photo here of me this morning at the cow horn window.
I can see you, but you're in front of it.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, but you can see through it.
It's very see-thruable.
So, a horn, it turns out, is a fantastic window material, beaten maybe only by glass.
This is in London.
It's a place called Guildhall.
So there's a separate thing called the City of London, which is different to London, right?
The City of London is the sort of ancient body.
It's...
I mean, it's part of London, really.
It's right in the middle of London, definitely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're still in London.
But the actual Guildhall itself, the town hall of the city of London,
dates back to the 14th century.
Like, it's the oldest non-religious building in London.
You know, there are a couple of abbeys and cathedrals and things that are older,
but it's really old.
And this window dates back to the 15th century.
So it has survived any manner of stuff.
All the other windows in the place have been replaced.
Like there's been the Blitz, there's been the Great Fire of London.
This window is still there all these years later.
It's kind of amazing.
Come on, kids.
Go and play football outside.
I dare you
And it's made of cow horn
So you pop the horn off the cow
You slice it up
You heat that
And then you can mould it into this amazing
Really pretty transparent window material
It's stunning
So cool
And is it incredibly strong
Is that how it's survived
Oh no
Okay so that makes it all the more amazing
That we've still got it right
It's not only not incredible
I mean it's decent
You know glass from the time
It's not incredibly strong either
And until the 18th century
Cow horn was used largely
for translucent sheets to go into, like, lanterns.
The word lantern comes from lanthorn, you know,
because it would have horn.
That's the sides of it were horn.
I don't think it does, I think.
Because I was like, that's why they always spell it weird in old books.
You know, you read old, like Shakespeare, we'll say it, Lanthorne.
In old 19th century novels, sometimes you see Lanthorne.
So I was like, that explains it.
But actually, lantern just comes from Latin, like, meaning light.
But people then did the old, got confused.
Lots of their lanterns were made out of horn.
So they went, should we shove a horn on the end?
end. And I read a quite annoyed encyclopedia entry from about 1803 saying Lanthorne is a
completely incorrect spelling of this based on the misconception. So that's just idiots from the 18th
century. But it is based on the fact that Lanthans were made of horn. Absolutely. Yeah, right.
Conception was. That's really interesting. It's so cool. I saw, I mean, basically in the 15th century,
they have the equivalent of laminated menus. There were the horn books that students would use where they
would have all the alphabet on it. You've got wooden frames where you've got horn that's written on with
the alphabet to learn from and things like that.
But you've also got ancient books which have a square of horn on the front to protect what's
beneath, like a very valuable old bit of parchment or vellum or whatever.
So the horn window covers that.
But it's quite delicious for insects.
So a lot of the very old ones are just nibbled the way out all around the edges.
The alphabet books that Dan was talking about are called horn books.
And the horn book is also the title of a book from 1889, which is thought of as a
principal work on sex technique in the
English language. It's basically
1889. I didn't think.
I didn't think they had that then.
That's why it's interesting.
Where do you think your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
grandmother came from.
So it's like the Kama Sutra, basically,
but for Victorian England.
Wow.
And they had sex techniques.
Number one, the ordinary.
End of book.
What was that then?
Was that actually in 1888?
That was upside down.
And back to front.
Here's some more.
Number five, the St. George.
Whoa.
What? Because you're sort of prodding a dragon.
Is that?
Number nine, the view of the low countries.
Oh, that is good.
Number 48, waste not want not.
Oh, dear.
Number 63, the sack of corn backwards.
Wow.
None of these say much about the people involved, do they?
No.
On a lot.
Wait, what was the connection to horn, sorry?
It's called the horn.
horn buck.
Oh, that's it, sorry.
It's like, if you Google, I'm just warning people, if they Google horn bucks to get these
alphabet books, they might accidentally get this one.
Do be careful if you're on horn.com.
There's a cleaner hornbook fact, which I quite liked, which was a poem was written in 1622,
which said, because they were the thing you went to for your learning your first letters,
and it read, even so the hornbook is the seed and grain of skill by which we learning first
obtain and it was written by William Hornby.
Oh, that's really good. Can I give you another one like that?
Please.
The largest brothel in Europe is situated on Horn Street.
Is it?
Yeah.
I was trying to raise the turn.
Well, it's gone straight back down again.
It's in Cologne and it has 120 sex workers working there.
And it was Europe's first high-rise brothel.
But how many of the customers are going looking for alphabet books for their kids?
Most of them, yeah.
I think the architectural thing is not the interesting thing.
that, as in I've stayed in the largest hotel in Thessaloniki, and it's not a guarantee of quality.
It turns out, when you just say, Europe's largest brothel, doesn't mean best.
That's true.
They basically had a red-light district in the town centre and decided to do away with it and get this huge multi-story building and stuff.
And it advertises money-back guarantee in the case of unsatisfactory service.
No.
Yeah.
It's so awkward to complain, isn't it?
This sack of corn wasn't backwards at all.
Have you guys heard of the worshipful company of Horners?
Yes, I know someone who's connected.
Get out.
Well, because London has all these guilds,
which are the worshipful company of,
and then you insert very old-fashioned trade.
So this is a thing that dates back to 1284,
and it was a guild for people who worked with horn people.
And it was a huge business at the time, obviously,
because all the people needed lanterns and windows and horn books
and, you know, other uses of horn.
There are thousands.
Now, they declined, obviously, when pesky glass, stupid glass, took over the window industry, and they were in the doldrums for centuries, but they came back, and he guesses what they sort of reimagined themselves as?
Oh, buglers.
It's not buglers.
They just can't get enough buglers through the door.
I'm just thinking, like, if they're still called the horners.
They're still called the horners, but they took on another industry related to what they did in the first place.
I read this earlier today and I just couldn't believe I never made the connection, but shoe horns are made of horn.
It wasn't, yes, that's true. That's not the gigantic industry.
Come on, globally, everyone's got a shoehorn.
Absolutely.
Is it microchips?
No, it's plastics.
Oh, right.
Horn was the original plastic. You heat it, you can mould it.
So these days, all the members of the Worshipful Company of Horners are from the city, from the plastics industry.
They sponsor the Polymer Apprentice of the Year award, big deal.
Okay.
Huge.
It's a scout badge.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
Yeah, that's really cool.
Do you know that actually being a horner is pretty tricky today?
Is it?
If you're a true horn, not one of these plastic people, but you're a person who wants to make
things out of horn, it is difficult because of breeding and modern farming and feeding
has changed what horns are like.
So the material is not as good for morn.
molding as it used to be. And it'll quite often retain what they call its memory. So you kind of
flatten it and then you put it into whatever shape you want it to be. But it kind of remembers that
it was horn shaped before and you can't get it flat properly. So you come down to your new car
window. It's just back in the shape of a cow horn. There's a cow there instead. You ride it to work.
So did you read about the Abbeyhorn? Horn works. Go for it. We've said the word horn so much. I just
love it. Anyway, sorry, it's on the edge of the lake district. It's the only hornworks left in the UK.
Because it's an endangered craft these days
Because they're only about 10 to 20 horn workers left
And I think most of them work at Abbeyhorn
It's been there for nearly 300 years
And you can get some bloody good stuff there
I was going through the website
And just you get a horn moustache brush
Some bloody good shoe horns, Dan, you'd love it
Okay, send me that link
So absolutely footlong monsters
And actually James, as you were saying
Because horn has changed
They get some of those from like
I think it's African cattle called the Ankle
Because they have massive great horns
and you might want to buy a novelty drinking horn
if your partner is into being a Viking or whatever
How is it? Like are you allowed to buy and sell this kind of horn
compared to like obviously ivory you're not allowed to
and lots of other like rhino horns you can't?
It's fine. It is fine because all of these cattle that they're buying the horns
of were bred for farming and were, they certainly weren't killed for their horns.
On drinking horns, obviously a huge use of horn
and Vikings really did massively popularise them.
It really was kind of the Vikings that brought them to the UK.
although they'd been used before.
But did you know that they also brought such a drinking culture
that got so bad by the 10th century
that King Edgar, who you all know,
it was the late 10th century English king,
said that every village had to be limited to one alehouse
and every single drinking horn that any punter drank out of
had to have pins inserted at certain levels,
a bit like you have measures on cups today,
and whoever drank beyond those intervals in one swig
cap to be severely punished.
Whoa.
Right.
Which is a tough to monitor as a bar person.
Who's policing that?
But is it because did it lead to drinking culture?
I think because you can't put it down.
Yeah, that's the idea.
It's like a cocktail party where there's no table.
It's a nightmare.
You know, you fill up your horn and you just stuck around holding it.
Yeah, I must say the Vikings coming to Northern England in the 10th century is just like
you're going to a cocktail party.
There's nowhere to put it down.
And often you lose track of your own horn.
And what's good is to put a little hairband around your own horn.
Well, you're the only one who comes with a horn holder to make sure you can put it down between six.
Can you think of another use of the word horning, to be horned, if someone horns you?
I'm thinking of horning in on a situation.
Oh, like honing in.
No, it's sort of where you interrupt.
Oh, oh, here Anna comes, horning in on our conversation.
Oh, yeah, whatever.
No, not that.
This is in a kind of sport, but a very old-fashioned European spot.
Marrying the Habsburg.
Queen
Yes, that's a sport
Very good
No, it's
In bull fighting
It's when you get
Gaud by a bull
It's known as a horning
It's been a horning in the morning
Yes
Morning Horning
Would be a good
Royal Rumble
Thing for bullfighting
Just in case the bullfighting
People are listening
Wanting to rev it up a bit
Yeah
The record for most hornings
Is by a guy called
Antonio Barrera
Who has been horned
23 times
Is that a good record?
Yeah
The guy from Guinness is saying, I'm so sorry, I missed the 16th morning, so you're not going to get the record.
Wait, how many of those were the same occasion?
They were all different occasions.
Blimey.
The most commonplace to be horned.
Sorry, Spain, I imagine.
On your buddy?
In the ring.
In the ring.
Now, in the upper leg.
And second place is the perennial area.
Second most popular, that's a show.
Did they have guards?
Did they wear boxes, bullfighters?
No, no, they wear very tight trousers, don't they?
If only there was some system where there could be some kind of clown in the ring
who was able to distract the attention of the bull.
Some rodeo clown idiot.
I guess you'd call them that, yeah?
Have you heard of the German island of Borkham?
No.
This is a place that has a Christmas festival called Classholm, right?
Or classum.
And they had this tradition for many, many years there
where men dress up in elaborate costumes and spank women.
with cowhorns on the bottom and this led to controversy recently because a lot of the
women said actually we really don't like this stop using the pointy end well i mean we don't like
being spanked or you know we're being spanked without permission on christmas but last year there was a
huge crackdown on cowhorns spanking on borkum and uh it passed without any spanking without any
complaints certainly without any complaints there may have been private consensual cowhorns banking
i think that's fine absolutely and in fact when there was this big protest like loads of the women saying
can you stop hitting us with cowhorns on the bum every Christmas?
This is not fun.
A couple of hundred women did launch a counter-protest saying we love it.
It's our way of life.
This is our tradition.
So there's definitely debate.
But for the moment, it appears that the involuntary cowhorns spanking is over.
Well, why don't the women just spank the men back?
Or I'm sorry, is that the Daily Mail comments coming out again.
I think that takes a fun out of it.
It's like giving someone a wedgy.
It's not fun giving someone a wedgy, is it, if you have to say beforehand,
Is it okay if I give you a wedge?
Are we saying, Anna, that consent takes the fun out of things?
Because I do think we're on thin ice.
Okay, it is time for our final fact of the show, and that is Anna.
My fact this week is that Jack Kerouac wrote his most famous novel on one long scroll.
Was it sold in scroll form ever?
Yeah, the audiobook started, oh yay, oh yay.
That's an interesting question
It sort of is today
But not at the time
It has as in
That scroll has been sold
Yeah that scroll
You're right
You can go and visit it
I can't remember what
It's in a museum somewhere
It's owned or it was owned
Unfortunately he died this year
Jim Mersey who owns
The Indianapolis Colts
American football team
Okay
There you go
Obviously that's where
It would be owned by
No he's a big
Maybe we'll talk about it later
Let's get into the fact
But he was a huge collector
This guy
Oh cool
Yeah, I've got a big old list of other cool things he has.
All right.
Well, excited to skip ahead to that.
But first of all, Jack Kerouac, yeah, he wrote on a long scroll, and basically he got annoyed because he was a writer who typed very fast and it all came flowing through him and out of his fingertips.
And he thought you should never have to pause or stop or have your flow interrupted.
Or think at all about the next sentence.
Maybe I'll put a main verb in this one, that kind of stuff.
Why would you think about the next sentence considering it's about five pages away?
Which we should say, if you read any Jack Kerouac, it is very stream of consciousness.
It's interesting. Maybe we'll also get into a big debate over who likes his style and who doesn't.
I think I know around this table who's going to be the fan.
But he didn't like to reload his typewriter with bits of paper.
So he got this massive scroll.
It was made of like teletype paper, kind of like tracing paper, thick tracing paper.
And he taped it all together.
And then he made a 120 foot long scroll.
This is in 1951.
and he was writing on the road.
That was the name of the book.
Sorry.
Sorry, yeah.
He was writing in his bedroom, but on the road.
And when he was finished, he marched into his editor's office,
who was a guy called Robert Giroux,
and he was to unspun the scroll across the floor,
like you would unroll a rug.
And Girou just said,
Jack, don't you realize that's not how authors present manuscripts?
I can't do anything with this.
Take it away.
I think he did know that that's not how you present manuscripts.
Also, it is often present.
as if he did the stream of consciousness, he handed it over, and that's it.
That's not the case.
He spent years and years editing it.
It's a very highly edited document.
Not that it seems like it, but yeah.
Should we say who Jack Kerouac is briefly?
Like American part of the beat generation, post-war countercultural writers who were rebelling against
the way America was.
That was the basic movement.
And Jack Kerouac was a huge part of it with On the Road, which is extremely famous, you know.
Yeah.
And what's interesting is he.
He influenced a lot of these people, like Ken Kessie, who wrote One Flew the Cuckoo's Nest,
Alan Ginsburg, the poet.
William Burroughs.
Yeah, he gave the name to William Burroughs' probably most famous novel, Naked Lunch.
That was something that he came up with.
But when he wrote on the road, he did spend all those years trying to get it published and editing it.
And in the meantime, everyone who was influenced by reading copies of it got their own stuff published.
So it ended up looking like Kerouac was copying off them, when in fact he was the influence for this whole generation.
Yes.
being published in 1957, we should say.
So he proposed it in 1951.
The editor said, take it away and tie it into a proper book.
And so he then did type it out on normal pages.
But no one would take it.
And all the publishers said, we think this is kind of a work of genius, but no one's
going to care about the subject matter.
And the subject matter is...
It's basically a big old road trip.
It's none of his books and novels, and I hate it when people refer to them as that,
because they're all completely true to his own life.
They're his autobiography, basically.
And this was a bit of...
They're exaggerated autobiographies, aren't they?
Yeah. So it's him traveling around with his mates.
And they all put each other in each other's books, don't they?
Ginsberg does and Burroughs does.
He also incidentally named Ginsberg's most famous book, Howl.
So he named the three most famous books of the beat generation.
His real skill was naming books.
All these books that he did, which were semi-autobiographical and with all his mates in,
the liars of his publishers made him change all the names for obvious reasons.
There was lots of stuff happening in those books that they might object.
to, but Kerouac's intention
was to, towards the end of his
life, he was going to get all of his old bucks
and he's going to republish them all as one
enormous scroll from start to finish, but then change all the
names back so that we got all the people's names
out. But then he died quite young, I think.
He died really young, he died in the late
60s. But can I just say that has been done
now, just to make sense of what I said
earlier, I think Viking Press in about
2011 released the original scroll,
which is with all the original names
and it's with no paragraph breaks and written
I've got it at home.
It's a feast of a book.
I haven't read it.
I mean, just no way.
And there you go.
There's the fan revealed.
I'm a fan of the counterculture.
I've not actually read Carowac because he is difficult.
It's a difficult read.
Yeah, a stream of consciousness is harder.
Can I give you one more version of that meeting with Robert Giroux, who was one of his previous editors?
And then he'd written short stories and things like that.
He turns up at the office with the manuscript, with the scroll, throws it on the floor.
And this is according to Robert Giroux, he was very very.
he was very excited
this is Kerouac
I think he was high
anyway I bent down to look at the thing
and after a few moments
I looked up and said
well Jack
this is going to have to be
cut up into pages
and edited and so on
Jack just looked at me
and his face darkened
and he said
there'll be no editing
this book was dictated
by the Holy Ghost
and the book
then went to a different publisher
you met him on a dating site
didn't you?
I think he was off his face
quite a lot
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was on benzatrine when he did this, which is an amphetamine that a lot of people were on at the time.
It was like a nasal spray, like a kind of pseudafred thing, but then it made everyone, gave lots of people lots of energy because it's basically amphetamines.
It's not very cool, though, is it? It's not like the jazz guys, like trying to find a new vein for the, for the horse.
It's like, if it's a nasal spray, I do think that's an uncool administration for a mind-altering drug.
Yeah, I guess so. But it was cool at the time.
Yeah. And then it kind of did go out of fashion. And he went out of fashion within his own circle as well. Like that's one of the tragic things. So he did die young. I think he was 47 when he died. And even his friends, his closest friends like Alan Ginsberg, didn't want to know him at that point. He had turned from this amazingly magnetic character that basically defined this whole movement to someone who became very bitter, very angry. He used to write some newspapers about Boy Scout badges changing. They got quite right winged in the end. He was all.
always quite racist.
But those letters to the newspapers, they were so long,
they couldn't get in, they were all on little scrolls.
It's so sad.
You know, the original, on the road, a dog ate part of his homework?
Yeah, genuinely.
It was auction some years ago,
and the condition notes noted that the final 25 pages,
or equivalent of,
had been chewed and torn away by a dog belonging to Kerouac's friend
in April or May, 1951.
The thing is that no one who read it ever got up to the last 25 pages,
so no one ever noticed.
on the road was published in 1957 was a huge hit
and immediately he couldn't handle it
he just like he sort of had a breakdown
his publisher said he ended up like lying on the floor
stirring at the ceiling not knowing what to do
became terrible alcoholic I think we said that
he went to a lookout tower didn't he
was that after that as well yes that's right
he kind of just lived on his own for months and months
in the middle of the forest looking for fires
did you find any? No he didn't
but apparently he did leave behind him
a column of feces about the height
size of a baby.
What an upsetting simile point for your column
of feces.
There's so much else you can compare it to, like a melon.
Melons are smaller than babies.
How big are your melons?
Excuse me, how small are your babies?
We're not getting into motorboating again.
Do you know the only reason he became so famous
and it all ruined him anyway?
It was because of one review he got in the New York Times.
So if the review had not been
printed, he would have probably stayed small time. He was small time before it came out, right?
But the main reviewer, guy called Orville Prescott, hated him, hated his stuff, but he was away on
holiday. And so there was a different review who just got drafted in for holiday cover called
Gilbert Milstein. And he gave it the biggest smash hit review the New York Times had ever given
anything. He said, its publication is a historic occasion. The writing is of a beauty, almost
breathtaking. And this gave the book absolute rocket fuel that made it a huge success.
Prescott, who was the main guy
in charter reviewing, was so angry
about this. He almost didn't allow it to go in
and then he fired Gilbert Milstein. He was never
hired again to write from the New York Times
because he loved this, you know, stream of conscience,
this hard to read, beat generation thing.
Wow. Love it or you hate it.
Well, listen, guys, I can hear the audience at home
script, well, I can hear at least my mum screaming.
Tell us about the collection that Jim Ersey had.
Oh, yes.
In which the scroll was contained.
He was the owner of the Colts, the football team in America, and he bought up the scroll.
And it's part of this big traveling collection that he has.
So he has the big book, the original Alcoholics Anonymous book, the first manuscript that was ever written.
Oh, I thought you went with everyone's names.
It's Alcoholics Not Anonymous.
That's the Compromat book.
Just one guy is allowed to know who you are.
No, this was the original book that.
William or Bill W. Wilson had written...
Actually, wasn't that the Holy Ghost who gave him that as well?
He was, you're right.
You're right.
It was a huge episode for the Holy Ghost this one.
He has two tickets from the performance of our American cousin for Ford's Theatre
the night that Lincoln was assassinated.
He's got a rocking chair that was used by JFK inside the White House.
I should just say he did die this year.
He did.
He keeps saying he has.
Sorry, he did.
He died just over a month ago.
Well, he'll be getting a chance to chat to the Holy Ghost, won't you?
That's exciting.
He has the greatest collection of guitars in the world.
Or he had, I should say, again.
It was called that in the guitar magazine in 2021.
And every famous guitarist you can name he has.
Eric Clapton.
George Harrison.
Jango Reinhardt.
Oh.
I just don't think you've written them all down.
No, I haven't.
I bet he does.
I bet he does.
I'm sure he does, because I was really hoping that you would just name
any of these 20 names that I have.
my list. Give us one or two.
Oh, okay.
Well, I mean, Elvis, George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Jerry Gassier, Prince, Les Paul, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Kirk Cobain. He has Kirk Cobain's never mind, never mind. It's like one of the most iconic
grunge guitarically has. The guitar he brings out at a party and they say, oh, for fuck
sake, no, no, no, mind, no, mind.
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