No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea

April 11, 20140 comments♥ 0
00:00We run it on QI a few years ago.Yeah.Which was, there's no such thing as a fish.You're in it's No Such Thing as a Fish?No, seriously.It's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.He says it right there.First paragraph, No Such Thing as a Fish.
00:16Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Coven Garden.Once again, we've gathered around a microphone to discuss our favourite fact from the last seven days.My name's Andy Murray, and I'm joined by three other QI elves.Their names are James Harkin, Molly Oldfield, and on fact-checking duty today, Anna Chisinski.We also have a special guest with us today, whose name is Mark Abrahams.And for those of you who don't know him, Mark is the founder of the Ig Nobel Prizes,which is a series of awards given out every year for pieces of research that first make you laugh and then make you think.
01:00So, as an example, this year's probability prize went to a team of scientists,for making two related discoveries.First, that the longer a cow has been lying down,the more likely that cow will soon stand up.And second, that once a cow stands up,you cannot easily predict how soon that cow will lie down again.Hello, Mark.Hello, thank you for inviting me to your elf cast.
01:24Thank you.Thank you for coming along.I'm delighted to be visiting your country from my native home of America.The Nobel show is touring the UK at the moment, isn't it?And Denmark and Sweden.Oh my goodness.Okay.So listeners in Denmark and Sweden, look out for that.
01:39So let's kick off with fact number one, which is from you, Mark.Fact number one is that a number of years ago, some plastic surgeons in Belgium, they had a youngBelgian man who came to them wanting to have surgery performed to make him look more like his idol,the singer Michael Jackson.This is a technique first used on Michael Jackson himself.Exactly.There are lots interesting questions.Medically, it's very interesting.
02:07It's a difficult piece of surgery.And in this medical report, the surgeons proudly describe exactly how they did itand say that they succeeded.Wow.Wow.When was this?This was about 1997.Do they have to do special, like, thing where their skin got whiter and whiter and
02:24whiter as well, like Michael Jackson?Well, these were plastic surgeons, and when they write a report in a medical journal,they talk about just one specific thing.wouldn't it be terrible to get the surgery done and then discover that you can't dance or singanywhere near as well as Michael Jackson could because nobody could for a start would and that'swhere robotics could enter the picture. And moonwalking I mean you must be able to perfectmoonwalking if you practice it for long enough don't you think? Yeah but moonwalking was not the onlydance move that Jackson did it amazing man it was amazing he was an amazing dancer we did on QI that
02:59it wasn't invented by Michael Jackson marking do you remember that? It was invented by Bill Bailey right?Yeah, it was an old guy called Bill Bailey, not Art Bill Bailey, the other one.And also by the mannequin bird, do you remember that video?The Red Cat Mannequin?Yeah, it's brilliant.This brilliant bird that as a mating ritual, it kind of climbs up a branch, and then it slides back down like Michael Jackson.We always see on QI when we're doing our research, Dolly Parton or Charlie Chaplin came third in a Charlie Chaplin or a Dolly Parton look-like competition.I don't know if any of those is true.
03:29Have you ever found any evidence that it's true?Well, Chapman was so famous in his timethat if you were going to have a look-like competition for anyoneit probably would be him.Yeah, but him coming third?Do I make this off, would a Hitler loser look-a-like competition?You're thinking of Charlie Chaplin.Hitler came third in a Charlie Chapin-look-like competition.
03:47I do have a true example.Graham Green, the author, once entered a competitionof writing like Graham Green and came second.Oh.Which is fantastic.I think it was in the New Statesman.But speaking of, like, Hitler and whoever,Is it true all the stuff about dictators getting lookalikes for themselves?
04:05Dictators' lookalikes?I don't know much about them.Well, I know one thing is that there was a guy who looked just like Saddam Hussein,and he got kidnapped or attempted a kidnap from some guys in Egyptbecause they wanted to make a porn movie of him.No.Yeah.He got away, but that was his claim.
04:21Because he didn't want to be in a porn movie, or...Some people have no ambition, do they?What's his name?Kim, Kim Jong-un?Kim Jong-un.He has made everyone in Koreahave the same haircut as him.And there was a story about how
04:35if One Direction wanted to perform in Koreathey were going to have to have their hair cut like him.Did you see that on the news?I had it on the radio the other day.One Direction wanted to perform in North Korea.Now, I don't know what about the touring circuitsand stadiums of North Korea,but I think that story is not true.
04:50Well, I can tell you that I'm pretty sure about this.I think North Korea has a world's largest spot stadium.I'm sure it has.It's got the world's largest everythingand nothing else.The One Direction thing wasn't April Fool's.Loads of reports are coming out saying that he's forcing all men at university in North Korea to have his hair cut, Kim Jong-un,but it seems they're all coming from South Korea and media number.
05:11I would suspect it's not true.But apparently, so it used to be that men were allowed to choose from 10 different prescribed haircuts.But now men have to pick his, apparently.So let's go back to something.To surgery, yeah.I remember I found this thing last year and I passed it on to UMark, which was the gyna cumastia.in the German Ministry of Defence.German soldiers have been marching,
05:33hitting themselves on the chest with their gunsto such an extent that their breasts have been growingand they've had to have reduction surgery.That's amazing.It's a paper by Bjorn Dirk Krapoland within six years,a total of 211 patientsunderwent surgery in Germany.
05:49Wow.There's quite a lot, that's a lot, yeah, massively.Just banging their gun against the chest.Yeah, it forces the tissue to grow.Oh, wow.Yeah, didn't have...It happened to everybody, but happened quite a few.Right.
06:01Talking of boob jobs, there's a real-life Barbie and Ken.Oh, really?And Ken has had over 100 surgeries to look more like Ken,whereas Barbie's only had a boob job,and she does the rest with lighting and really good makeup.And apparently when they met, they had a big fight.Ken got angry with Big Barbie because he said,I've spent a fortune and I had 100 surgeries
06:20and all you've done is one blame boob job.Totally plastic surgery.I did try to get in touch a few years ago with these surgeons.Dr. Momertz, Dr. Abelous, and Dr. Grop, I thought that they would be happy to talk with somebody.Even the kind of journalist I am who was interested, but not necessarily adoring.They were no longer eager to discuss this.They must be made fun of a little bit, I guess, by some other people.Fortunately, even if they're not popular anymore, they have a surefire way of disguising themselves in public.
06:54Okay, let's move on to fact number two, which comes from...Molly. So last week a few of us went on an elf expedition to the British Museum and we went to the Vikingexhibition so I thought I'd talk a little bit about biking. The largest Viking ship ever found wasdiscovered when they renovated the Viking Ship Museum. Brilliant. Actually underneath it or? They werebasically extending the museum and they dug down into the fjord literally outside the museum andthere they found the longest Viking ship ever found and a whole bunch of other ships do. That's soconvenience, isn't it?Yeah.
07:28And underneath that,even more ships.They found another museum,which was upside downand it was a mirror.Never mind.Do you remember that guywho got buried upside down
07:37atop his horse?It buried him upside down.He was sat on his horseupside down and the reason he did itis because he believedwhen the world ended,everyone would get sucked up to heaven.So if he was upside down
07:47he'd be the right way around.Brilliant.Have you found it, Anna?Yes, it was in Surrey, I think.A few miles away,a horse is buried upside downtoo, and the National Trust saysyou might think this is Major Peter Labilliers's horse,
07:59isn't the guy who was very upset down,but it's actually just a big coincidence.Oh, that is a staggering coincidence.It is odd, isn't it?Yes, but if you want to see it,you can go to Box Hill and check out the grave.He was buried in 1800.His gravestone says,
08:11Major Peter La Belier, age 75,eccentric resident of Dawking.Sort of implies you knew what he was doing.It's a good epitaph to have.Vikings, we should get back to Vikings.Yeah, they had these things called Hogback Stonesin the exhibition, which were huge,stones, they're curved, and they are covered with Viking inscriptions.
08:30And they think what happened was the Vikings saw people here, like Christians, burying their dead and putting gravestones.And so they copied them with their hogback stones and kind of made them Scandy style with Viking things all over them, decoration all over them.What was that thing about Viking coins and what inscriptions they had on them?Yeah, the most common written inscription appearing anywhere in Viking Scandinavia was, what do you think?Well, something about Hrothgar, angry face and his sword or something like this.It was actually there is no godBut Allah aloneHe has no partner
09:01No wayNo howPretty weirdBecause at the beginning of the Viking ageThe Islamic world stretched far and wideFrom Spain to Central AsiaAnd they used a single coinageThroughout the empire
09:11And the Vikings obviously bought these coins back with themWhen they went off on their travelsThey found some of these coinsBecause they've sort of scrubbed out the inscriptionAnd put Thor's hammer across the topWowThey were probably protesting outside the Viking emblemsee all over the Middle East.
09:27And there was also some really good Viking graffiti,which was like pretty basic.They tended to graffiti ships all over stuff.Viking graffiti sounds like it would almost all be good.They look like the teenagers of European history, aren't they?They are.And also these skulls which had, they filed down their teeth.Oh, yeah.
09:46So they were more fearsome.These particular Vikings just maybe were the equivalent thenof this young Belgian man who wanted to have surgeryto make him look like Michael Jackson.I just want to look like Odin, guys.Lots of people having one eye removed,so they'd look like Odin.MC Thor's Hammer.
10:02Oh, God.I really like the thing, though,about finding somethingin a really convenient place.That's such a great storyabout the ship underneath the ship museum.And I like this thing abouthow they found the new species
10:15of bug in the Natural History Museum's garden.Oh, yeah, that was brilliant.Yeah, it was amazing.They found this bug in the garden.They picked it up.They thought,never seen that before. They checked againstthe 28 million specimens
10:28they have in the Natural History Museumand it didn't fit any of them. That's fantastic.How long does it take to check against20 million years? Oh God, that poor work experience, boy. He thought I'm going tohave a nice easy week at the Natural History Museum.Frank, could you just...Yeah, there was a woman who did the same thing in Britain somewhere, checked in hergarden and she found some like 27 species
10:48of wasp.Echnumon.Yeah, Echnymon. Yeah. They're the ones whoparatistatistatized eggs, don't they?Yeah, I have a fun fact about them, which is that when Alfred Kinsey, the great sex researcher,no, it wasn't Ignamund. It was a, it was a, it was a gall-wossp, he was an expert on, but hetravelled the length and breadth of the USA, finding these, categorising them, because he was amaniac collector. He wanted to have the biggest collection of everything in the world.
11:11Parcel them up, label them, and then send them back to the university, and a lot of them hatchedon the way. And so the people were constantly opening packages of live crawling wasp.You know, love Alfred.I love that about Alfred Kinsey.He got into sexology a bit later on in his career, and his wife said,I don't see much of Alfred since he got interested in sex.What about that other thing that they found in York, which was the coprolite, the Viking poo?Do you remember that one?
11:38Oh, yeah.Did they find that under a Viking Museum?A Viking Pooh Museum?No, it was in the Lloyd's Bank when they were excavating the sellers there.Maybe that had been deposited with the bank for safekeeping.quite yeah I don't think they'll let you deposit things like that in the bankthe discoverer of the poo Andrew Bones Jones commentedthis is the most exciting piece of X-womenes I've ever seen
12:04in its own way it's as valuable as a crown jewelsAndrew Bones turns out man with no sense of priority whatsoeverI was looking up Viking names and I foundbecause they have the bynames you know that like Harold Bluetoothwell Bluetooth is where we get the Bluetooth from Moa phones from isn't itIt's named after him, I think.Harold Blutiv? Yeah.Seriously? Why?
12:26I believe it's going completely off memory here,but it might have been that it was Nokia who did it,and they...Nesmated company.Nokia used to make gas masks.In fact, they supplied them to the Finnish Army until about 1995.I was at a comedy show the other night,and the host was asking, so where do you work?
12:42And the guy said, oh, I work at Nestle.And then he said, okay, but which bit you're working?He said, I work in the cat food division of Nestle.And nobody in the audience knew.that that's their cat food division.He obviously didn't say the cat food bit of the startbecause he wants them to think he works in a chocolate company.He says that so they all think he's Willy Wonka.
13:00And then when they delve a bit further, it's like, oh,cat food, Willie Wonka, not so good.Yeah.There's a kind of thing about pet food.Most of the work over the years for the companies that sell a lot of dog food,most of the research work was to come up with the dogthat would produce reliable output from the dogbecause that's what matters.
13:20Reliable output.People believe solids,are nicer than liquid.Oh yeah.There was a dog poo lottery in Taiwanwhere to get a ticket for the lottery,you had to turn up with a bag of dog poo.About 2,000 people turned up.
13:32It was a runaway success.And the city was clean in a day.And then someone won, I don't know what the price was,maybe about a thousand pounds, but...A thousand bags of dog poo.Lovely.Maybe a dog.I really like that Taiwanese city officials
13:45eventually had to say, like,release a statement saying,the city simply cannot afford to keep exchanging dog poo for gold.Seems like strong economic reasoningAbsolutelyWell Andrew Bones Jones would disagreeOf course he'd exchange the Lloyd BankCopperlight for the Crown Jules
14:00So the next fact is for meAnd it is this oneThe tobacco hornwormuses extremely bad halitosisTo prevent predators from eating itOh I love the tobacco hornwormSo I found this in the Smithsonian magazineBecause I was trying to
14:22I was doing lungs researchfor the El-Sovies and I sort of got distracted and started reading about breath and bad breath.And this is an animal which has such bad breath that other predators think it's actively poisonous.They have actually filmed a tobacco hornworm and one of these spiders coming towards it.Somehow researchers disabled this gene so that it couldn't give off the tobacco-y smell and the spider justcame towards it and went to eat it.I like the thing about animals using different ways for defence.Like the hagfish, remember that guy that we did?
14:52They create an inordinate amount of slimeand that's supposed to be a way of getting rid of predators.If you pick up a hagfish, it will slime all over youand then it basically falls out of your hands, and it's disgusting.The worst thing about it is that there is a dangerthat the hagfish will suffocate in its own slime.Oh dear.Oh, wow.
15:08The Texas horned lizard shoots blood out of its eyes to get rid of predators,and there's a crazy video which we can post up.It can squirt blood five feet, and the blood has got a foul tasting chemical in it as well.Yeah, another thing Texans are proud of.And it can release a third of its blood supply doing this,so it's kind of quite an exhausting thing for it to do,so it only does it in extreme measures.So it's actually its blood.
15:29Yeah, out of its eyes.Blood for one animal is almost always food for some other animals,so maybe it's a food source that's distracting everything.Oh, it could well be.The predator just goes straight for the blood.Turkey vultures do the same thing,which is where they, if they're very full after a meal,and they're approached by a predator,
15:47they throw up on the ground saying,okay, well, rather than eating meat,you can just have everything,have just eaten and the bird flies away.There's a bird called the Eurasian roller.The chicks vomit over themselves to scare people away.I do that.If you're on the train and you need the seats next to you to be clear,
16:03vomit over yourself.Or you could do what the potato beetle doesand cover yourself in your own experiment.Wow. It's amazing.Wow.Yeah.Mark, do you know this paper calledFarting as a Defence Against Unspeakable Dread?
16:17I do.I thought you like.The author was given an Ig Nobel Prize.for that. Her name is Mara Sidoli. I never met her, but we corresponded. She was Italian. She lived inWashington, D.C. She was really pleased to be getting recognition for this paper. This was a case reportabout a very small boy, maybe four years old. Whenever this boy became very distressed, he wouldbegin farting. She was a good writer. Mara Sidoli was, Dr. Sidoli. And she describes exactlywhat this little kid was doing and the effect on the room. And how she spent,
16:51weeks and months talking with him and trying to calm him down so he no longer did this and shewas successful. Is it to drive people away? That's what she felt. It says it, he enveloped himselfin a protective cloud of familiarity against the drama. Familiarity? I've never heard it call thatbefore. Sorry darling, there's a bit of familiarity in the room. The details of it read in passageslike a battle, a very personal battle between she, the older woman psychiatrist and he, thechild where she would say something and then he would respond with a cloud of fart.But eventually, eventually they came to an understanding.She was like, I'll leave and you can just get on with you.
17:32That's amazing.Mark, do you find that those are the most interesting papers to you personally?I have many favorites.What makes something pleasing to me is something that I never expected.That's really the quality.One of the ones which really sticks in my head is exiting a building and informal look.by John Trinkus, yeah.Which is about whether people, given the choice of an open door and a closed one,
17:55how many of them gravitate towards the open door,how many stubbornly stay on their path and open the closed door instead?I just thought it was a masterpiece.He went to the doorway of a large building in New York City,and he stayed there for hours, simply taking notes.I believe it was a couple years later,he repeated the experiment to see what had changed.He tended to do this.
18:16He got obsessions.He would write reports to amuse himself.He wasn't trying to.to convince anybody that these things were important.He did this really to relieve his frustrations.If something annoyed him, he saw something in his daily life that annoyed him that kept happening.At some point he would decide to be amused by it.And he would go with a piece of paper and a pen and sit there for several hours and count.
18:41Simply count.How many people do this annoying thing and how many don't?I had a few hours free in Ureno Station in Tokyo at the end of last year.And I decided to count how many people will.wearing medical masks.Because in Japan, if you have a cold or a cough,it's considered polite to wear one of the masks.Especially if you're a hagfish.
19:00And the answer was really annoyingbecause it was a perfectly neat number.So it was 110 people out of 1,100 people.You counted 1,100 people.Wow.I had about an hour and a half,and I just decided everyone who passes a particular point.Professor Trinkus is now in his 80s.
19:17He's slowing down. He's publishing at afar slower rate.Well, if he wants a successor, I will go and count things anyway.You just could become the new trinkers.Trinkers too.Okay, let's go back to Bad Breath.I found this is quite weird.The Welsh law, in medieval law, is quite unusual,
19:38in that it was not too difficult for wives to divorce their husbands.Usually, that's quite a difficult thing in most laws.Usually if you got divorced as a woman,you would struggle to get your fair share of whatwas in the marriage, the money and the property and whatever.But there are a few different reasons that you could get money that you were owed.Neglect, leprosy or bad breath.If it's a family where the wife prepares the food, she just puts...
20:05The husband's food.They have garlic in those days in Wales, because you found out that thing, didn't you, Andy?Yes.I'm in the process of trying to find out exactly when garlic and leeks got to Wales.This has caused a little bit of controversy in the QI offices.Okay, I'll get it.We've covered, have we covered bad breath on the show?We did about how it was mostly invented by Listerine.
20:26Because Listerine was originally sold as a surgical antiseptic,and then it was just changed to be marketed as a mouthwash.I think it wasn't, it might have been used to clean floors,but in the risk of a lawsuit, I'm going to say maybe at that one.Anna, do you have something for us?Listerine was definitely sold as floor cleanerbefore the 1920s when it realized it was a mouthwash.I think you can say that.
20:49of release publications that say that. It was also sold as a cure for gonorrhea or chapped lips.Neither of these things was none of these things were very successful.The floor cleaner thing would maybe tie in with the five second rule.The idea that if you drop food on the floor and it's there for less than five seconds, it's safe to eat.There was a paper that just came out and it confirmed what an American high school girl had done a decade earlier that we gave in Ignoble Prize to.It depends on the floor and the food. If the floor is clean and it's more...It's not sticky.Probably no problem.
21:21If it's sticky food and the floor hasn't been clean for a while,if there's been...Copper lights on it or that kind of thing.Yeah.Yeah. No Listerine around.Yeah.And it's custard.Yeah.
21:31You're not going to want to think you're not.Let's move to fact number four now,which this week comes from James.Okay.My fact is you could have fallen asleepup to five times during this podcastand not known about it.How can that be?
21:51Okay.been reading a book this week by Richard Wiseman. It's just come out. It's called night school.I'm currently 30% of the way through, according to my Kindle app. And he was talking about thesethings called micro-sleeps. And these are temporary episodes of sleep, which may last for a fractionof a second or up to 30 seconds, where you would fail to respond to some arbitrary sensory input.And it's like being asleep for a very short amount of time. And he talks about this experiment.It was a reporter called Ron Claiborne from ABC, who stayed awake for 13.22 hours, they connected him to a device that measured his brain activity and set him driving on a track for two hours.
22:28Oh, God.And when they looked at his brain activity, according to their study, they found that he'd taken more than 20 micro-sleepsleeps during his drive.Wow.Yeah.Does this go on all day long, even in normal times?Or is it only during times of great sleep deprivation?Yeah, it happens mostly with sleep deprivation.There was a program on Channel 4 called, I think it was called Shattered, several years ago.
22:50And it was a reality show with a premise.was you have to stay awake for 10 days.Oh, awesome.And you could be evicted for having a micro-sleep,but I think the limit they put on there was 10 seconds of being asleep.Do they monitor their brains?But the science of this is really, like, it's difficult to work out, isn't it, Mark?There's lots of science.
23:11There are lots of branches of science, lots of fields,and some of them are much iffier than others,simply because it's really difficult to measure this stuff reliably.try to figure out your own sleep, anything about your own patterns of sleep.It's very, very difficult.If you're going to measure something, what exactly do you measure?You can talk about it and it sounds great, but when you actually have to sit down and do it,what exactly are you measuring?
23:35Even in these micro things, everything about sleep is like that.So there are a bunch of sleep researchers around the world, and they work very hard,but it's hard for them to be sure that almost anything that they're telling peoplereally is reliably the story of sleep.At this point, it's all good stories with a little bit of day.But when you get down to something like claiming that, well, people dream 30% of the night, how do you really know?I think people can dream outside R.E.M. sleep, which was thought previously to be the benchmark for when you were dreaming.And so we don't know that either.
24:07All this stuff is real. It's just very, very, the people who do it are trying to measure things that are really difficult to measure.They're trying to do something really commendable.Yeah. Just going back to your thing about shattered.Yeah.There was a guy in America called, he was a DJ called TRI.I can't remember his first name.And in 1959, he tried to stay awake for eight days, I think it was,and do his radio show and see how it would affect him.
24:32And after about four or five days,he started seeing mice running around the studio, which weren't there.He would see spiders coming out of his shoes,and he thought his desk was on fire.Wow.And when a doctor came to look after him,he thought he was an undertaker,coming to take him away and bury him.
24:49That's incredible.Upside down on a horse.But there was another guy, there was a student called Randy Gardner,and this was a few years later from 1964.He tried to set a new world record for staying awake.And he did it for a few days, a few days, a few days.And by the end, he was also hallucinating.He thought he was a black American football player.
25:09He was white, but he thought he was a black American football player.And when his friends started saying,no, you're not a black American football player,who started calling them racist.That's amazing.The British Department of Transportsays that 20% of accidents on motorways are sleep-related.Exxon Valves,
25:273 Mile Island, Chernobyl,all of them had people who were quite sleep-deprived at the controls.I suspect that's not a coincidence.I have a fact to drag it completely down market,impotence can be measured by...It's quite tricky because sometimes it's psychologicaland sometimes it's physical.So one method of testing is to test whether people get directions as they sleep.
25:49and in the 20th century one method of testing thiswas to seal a perforated strip of postage stampsaround the penisat the base and see if the stamped tore during the night.That's a good idea.It's a brilliant idea.It's low-cost science.If you're turned on by the queen's face,
26:07that's going to...This is a weird thing.This is a paper called Dreaming and sexuality.It's quite an old one, 1966, by a guy called Fisher,or a woman called Fisher, I'm not sure.they found that erections happen when you're dreaming,even in the most mundane of dreams.It doesn't have to be a sexual dream for you to get an erection.
26:27She's dreaming about your mom doing the washing album.Or the queen.But, yeah, I mean, again, I'm not sure what their methodology was,but that was their findings.Amazing.Mark, you really like, I know you like patents, don't you?I do.Not each and everyone.
26:43No, no, but the amusing ones.I found them a patent for inducing sleep from 1885.This was by Fanny Paul.It was pretty simple.It basically, it was a piece of wood or leather.Put it around your neck.It would stop the blood flow to the brain,and it would make you sleep.
26:58And it said,it thereby reduces the activity of the brainin order that sleep may ensue.Oh, God.And you were just tight to it and tighten until you fell asleep.Oh, I'd love to see details of that, James.Yeah, I'll send it on.Anna, do you have anything on sleep for us?
27:12Not a whole lot from that section.I feel like you guys covered all.I can tell you that in that program shatteredthat I also remember.and seems like it wouldn't be allowed to be put on now.They all had various amusing hallucinations.One of the runners-up believed he was Prime Minister of Australia.The winner thought she was in a tube station the whole time,
27:28but two of them became convinced that their clothes had been stolen,which I think is kind of interesting,that two people had the same delusion, or hallucination.Okay, that's our podcast done for another week.Thanks very much for listening.We hope you've enjoyed it.If you want to get in touch with any of us,you can do so on Twitter.
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28:09we're going to be putting up a whole lot of extra stuff,extra links, articles, videos, all kinds of things,and you'll also be able to see the details of Mark's book,which has just been published, and it's called This Is Improbable 2.We'll be back next week with anotherpodcast and until thenbye