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Episode Date: March 13, 2025

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Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Hobern. My name is Dan Shriver. I'm sitting here with Andrew Hunter Murray, James Harkin, and Anna Tyshinsky, and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days, and in no particular order, here we go. Starting with fact number one, and that is, is Anna. My fact this week is that if an eel ends up in a predator's stomach, it can reverse out through its gills. That's pretty amazing. This is Japanese eels and it's recently found out that they can get swallowed by these sleeper fish, dark sleeper fish, and then they go through the digestive tracts, but then they are just able to wibble their way back, back out

towards the gills and then slink out, I think some slunk out through the mouth. and then some were able to slink their way out actually through the slits that were the gills. Yeah, that's amazing. I actually don't really have a good idea of fish anatomy. I wouldn't have thought that the gills would be attached to the digestive system. It does sound all hollow, doesn't it? We, our gills, as people, our lungs. Yeah, are sort of connect.

You know, there's a bit where the pipes branch, but... That's true. It's like if you swallow a piece of apple the wrong way it goes down towards your lungs. Exactly. I mean, kind of sort of the same way they're coming out of the... bit we use the breathing. Yeah. You'd have to take a few turns, probably.

Yeah. But it is mad. It's so cool, seeing. And the scientists who did it, I love it. It was a team at Nagasaki University. And they filled the eels with the chemical that meant they could be x-ray, they could show up on an x-ray. And then it was really a bit mean.

They just introduced the eels to the dark sleeper fish, which were going to eat very hungry for them. And one would get swallowed, and then they'd just observe. And about a third of the time, the eel escaped by this method. That's interesting. Do we think it happens in the wild, then? I think it definitely does. And they see that some make it halfway out, some almost make it out, but they get stuck with their heads.

It's not, yeah, it's not a foolproof process. But what a weird thing to be the sleeper fish. You eat your lunch and then it's sitting next to you a minute later. It does happen a bit in nature, doesn't it, that things get eaten and then can escape. Yes. I reckon, like Jonah. Jonah. I think is one of them.

There's a snail called tornatelides boeingi. that's also found in Japan and it's swallowed by this bird and 5% of them are able to escape out of the bum out of the bum. That's all the way through. That's very impressive, isn't it?

That's a waiting game. Well, on the other hand, you don't have to reverse. You just put your head down and go for it. True. But then 5% of them can get through and survive for at least one week. And actually, quite often when they come out, if it's a female who's pregnant,

they will give birth straight afterwards. And some people... As in like, it brings on labour. Yeah. Wow, like eating a curry or something. Maybe she did it on purpose. She was so sick. You think it's like in the Lansdale community, they're like,

oh, maybe if we have sex, the baby will come. They're like, yeah, but maybe if we get eaten by a bird if you come. That sounds like, that's just the inducing method. Imagine that, hospitals, if you had to be swallowed by an animal in order. Baby needs to come early. I found this great book called Eels by James Prosec. It's one of those classic books that we love, where it's just the single subject, the whole history of the animal.

And it's pretty fascinating. We've spoken about before about how eels, they have the call, which kind of brings them back to the ocean. Because they are born in saltwater, and they find river water in order to give birth. And most animals do the opposite of that. Salmon will do the opposite of that. They're so mysterious, and we've spoken about this. We just never have seen any pregnant eels, really, or how they give birth. But what's fascinating is how strong that call is.

So this guy, James ProSec, he has some eels in his house, in a tank, and he said he woke up one morning and they had busted through the top, which was held down with rocks, and they were wriggling on the floor, just trying to get out. So then he reinforced it. He put them back in, put the lid on, and then he came down, and they were slamming their heads into this. They were constructing a rudimentary drill from the stuff in their tank. That was incredible. So basically, some of them even, like, to the point of kill themselves, but they were smacking their heads so hard to try to. try and get through this thing. Okay, I'm not going to say that that's not true, but that's amazing. It's an horror film. It's in his book and he's like a lead in.

I was implying there's a subtext there. There is a thing that when they first realized that there was a home in instincts in birds, one of the experiments they did was they got the birds in a cage and put little sort of ink on their feet. And then they would put paper on the floor of the cage and then they could see that the birds were trying to go in a certain direction. It is so interesting. It is amazing. Because they will often, if there's a bit of damp ground in a field,

they will make their way out of their pond or whatever bit of fresh water they're in, and they'll slither along and start eating some farmland stuff and come back. But when they want to go back to the ocean, this is all true, James. They can stay and wait. They just wait and wait until the circumstances are right to get them back to the ocean. And then once they need to make that trip, once say a storm has come and the water levels have risen a bit and everything's wet, they perform like ninja-like abilities.

So if they get to a hill, they roll into a ball, and roll down the hill. No way. Yeah, yeah. They can climb up walls by braiding themselves along the side of moss, walls. It's extraordinary. Did you watch a cartoon? This is James Prossack, Eels.

It is incredible. You know where has an Eel festival, by the way? Ely? Oh, Ely, yeah. Ely. Correct. Oh, which one? Ely.

Well, that's out. There we go. Not Ealing, London. It wasn't a trick question. It was actually just an on the nose. Because Ely is named after the Eels, isn't it? I believe so. But very sadly,

the last eel catcher in Ely retired 10 years ago because they've had this terrible decline in population mostly due to humans but you know they used to be a staple food in Cambridgeshire I just find that so bizarre

like a thousand years ago throw a rock you hit an eel effectively and the main thing to do now is removing barriers in rivers because there are just so many hundreds and thousands of these things and most of them are out of defunct

they're like an old water mill you know build a barrier across the river because they needed to harness the power. And locks and stuff. Like we've got quite a lot of eel stairs near us. We've got quite a lot because I live in the fence, which is where they used to be all over. Yes. You're like your eel country. Yeah. Well, yeah. I'm nearly. Yeah. But it's incredibly hard to work it to get an atlas of eel barriers because the researchers looking at it found there are 300 different words which describe obstacles and rivers. Which I find insane. You know, a slewess or a lock or a weir or a get you know like all of these things. There are hundreds of terms. So you need to you need to map them. But there are like groups.

removing them slowly but surely, which is very cool. I think it's a bit mysterious why their numbers have declined so rapidly, you know, by 90% in the last 50 years. But they're so sought after now. There are 350 million eels taken from Europe to Asia every year. Is this legal or illegal? All illegal. Very illegal.

This is a smuggling? Yes, because they're very endangered now. And so they're very protected. You're only now to take certain ones. I'd love it if they get there. And then they wake up the next morning after having arrived, all the eels have just migrated back. just eel-shaped holes in all of the buildings which are just holes, aren't they?

Well, they might go sideways through the way. Speaking of smuggling, or not speaking of smuggling, but you'll see where the connection is. Last year, there was doctors in Vietnam who pulled out a two-foot eel from man's intestines after he inserted it into his bottom. Oh, dear. And the problem was not so much putting the eel up there,

although that was quite bad, but he'd also shoved the lemon up there so that it couldn't escape. No, I don't believe that. I don't believe this, James. Well, it's true. It's true. It sounds like he's trying to make a delicious meal inside himself, a squeeze of lemon, and then was it a sprinkle of salt?

The man survived, even though that the eel had started biting through his abdominal cavity. I don't think we can blame the eel a touch for that. No, no, I'm not blaming the eel. I'm not blaming you for raising this, and I certainly, for one, I'm not finding it funny because I'm well aware. that in 2013, there was a similar, very serious incident, and 33 people staff at Auckland City Hospital were punished and a few of them sacked for looking at an x-ray unnecessarily

of a man who had an eel stuck in the lowest parts of his digestive system. Well, you can get fired for looking at an x-ray? It was found that they did not need to be looking at the x-ray or his notes. Oh, I can see his notes, maybe if it has incriminating... Down over here, speaking up for medical malpractice. as long as it's funny. You have to learn as a doctor you have to see things you would not normally see.

Exactly. What happens if then the next day someone else comes with a niggle up the bun but you don't recognize it. Sorry, I don't know what to do. It was too funny and I wasn't allowed to do it. Do you know where European and American eels come from?

Europe and America? No, the ocean bit where they're born, do you know? That haven't we said on the orders from the sagasso sea. Saugaso C, but do you know what the Saugaso sea is? It's in the Atlantic. Is it Bermuda? It's Bermuda. Oh, God.

No, no, no, no, no. It is within the triangle. Let's head this off at the past. Is it within the triangle? Well, the triangle is an undefined border. We don't really know how far the triangle extends. Are we in the triangle now? Technically, yes.

I thought it went from Bermuda to the tip of Florida to the tip of South America. I thought it was defined, no. I don't know. I don't really know about this stuff. It might be a not really my area of interest. It might be a lumpy triangle. There might be a little bit of flexibility. I heard it on a podcast called The Cryptid Factor.

They were very clear about the definitions. Oh, well, I trust them. Great share. Yeah. What's your theory? They're all getting... No theory. Just saying the mystery of them, I can't believe that hasn't been folded in as an extraordinary

case. If they're being called to a, let's say, a mothership. Yeah. You know, metaphorically speaking, that's... They're being drawn to a mothership. Yeah. And they talk about it. They say the mystery of them being...

This calling to the song. You know, they left as glass eggs, basically, as in their look. They get carried in the currents all over the world. They end up in fresh water. They live there up to 100 years. And then they somehow find their way back to the sargassos. I suppose that is also true of many, many, many other species. Yeah.

That they managed to go back to their original breeding grounds. They are mysterious, aren't they? They are kind of, it's incredible we haven't cracked it. Even with all our knowledge, you know, you can, all your computers and all of that and all your internet and you still can't do it can you? Can't crack the eels

Yeah get onto a eel on Musk Oh god Well done Let's distract him with that We've mostly been talking about Yeah European and

European eels But Congreels we have And they're massive And they all hold on to each other They all go back to the Sagas I'll see him one big line Yeah Apart from when one line of congerie

As that certainly breaks off goes to the wrong place. That's the European eel, the American eel. No, the Congareles, different spelling, were hunted all over the British Isles, particularly in Cornwall and the Ars of Silly. And I just read in an old book, and I can't find it anywhere else,

but the way to catch Congreles, you know sometimes you'll put a stick into a river and the eels would wind around it and then you'd pull it up. I think that's what people did. Well, apparently the traditional way to catch them in the Isles of Silly is you suspend a small boy upside down in front of the hole in which they live, wait for the eel to wrap itself around him.

And these things can be up to three metres long. And then you pull the boy up. Why does he need to be upside down? I think maybe he wants to grab them. He would get a headache before too long, this boy. I think they come pretty fast. We don't seem to be concerned about his welfare, so it's fine. He's happy to oblige.

He'd get some of the jelly deal. Do you guys remember, I'm sure I pitched an eel fact about six months ago and it didn't get any traction with you guys? It was because in my local newsagent they had a fisherman monthly magazine And it had a picture on the front of a guy with the largest eel you've ever seen It was incredible Yeah but that's not a fact That's the thing

You can't just say my fact this week is you get really big eels He'd broken the record for biggest eel caught in Britain I can't remember his name now I wrote it down at the time but I've forgotten it And what was the fact? It's just like the record for the largest eel fished in Britain Have been smashed by this guy But guys honestly it was so it was like an elephant's trunk

It was incredible It was a few feet long I think this is maybe because this was this period where all your facts were the most massive kettle in just everything was an undefinable size you refused to tell us the measurements of It was a trolley big eel

Anyway I bought that magazine and I'm sure there's a Fisherman near where I live who's gone absolutely devastated because he trots along to his news agent for the one copy they stock of this magazine It's not a big rack I'm going to one The biggest eel news The centuries

He's still living in a full paradigm Nice. He's done the time, Andy. He owned that edition. I feel like there's an elephant in the room, given that we're doing a fact about things surviving being eaten. In years to come, people will have forgotten this news story that has been quite big this month

of the person who's been eaten by a whale. Oh, yeah. He was a kayaker, wasn't he? Yeah. He was a Venezuelan guy. Did that happen? Because I saw the headline, didn't read the article, and then saw a debunk and didn't read that article either.

It did happen. No, it's true. The video is quite good. The video is amazing. How enticing? does something have to be in before you'll click on it. I go through a lot of web pages every single day. He got into the world's mouth and in the Wales, bottom mouth.

So he did go through into the... No, no, no. It was a few seconds later. Actually, I heard about this story on a recent episode of, what was the show you were talking about? Cryptid Factor. They did a really good breakdown of that whole story. Did you go through that bit by bit?

They did, yeah. Actually, that was the thing where I saw the headline that just scroll past it. very sensible I saw the weird thing about it well there were two quite sweet things so they were going on a kayaking trip for this guy's dad's birthday initially the headlines were like

caught on camera by his dad and I thought oh my god this insensitive father's filming the whole bloody thing but he did have a kayak mounted camera if that's what anyone else is worried about he wasn't holding the camera rather than saving his boy yeah did you take the bits out of the incensitive dad on your show

I defended him because I think that if you know the eating habits, you'd probably go, he's not going to swallow him, you'll be back in a second. Yeah. And also, he was a distance away. Yeah. What are you going to do?

Swim over and have a word? You just keep filming at that point. You're both fathers. Also, you'll need a crime reference number from the police, so they need evidence. Take it from me. I mean, I'm not normally on any side of this kind of thing, but I've just been skiing with my three-year-old

and the number of times I filmed her falling over as opposed to going in an opening her. Right, you guys, social services are coming from you on. I'm sure I'll come out of the mouth any time now. So it was mounted on his kayak. So the dad was not just holding a camera filming him. But I thought the quite interesting thing about human reactions is the dad didn't make a sound when it happened.

So he's seen what happens. But he's so shocked. And when the guy was then spat out of the whale's mouth, the dad was like, mate, you're okay. Shit, don't panic. It's still there. Get back in your kayak. But it's silent.

I see, what just his son gets followed by a whale. Men don't like talking to each other. What do you want? Unless it's in a podcast format. Even then, the only question is, is that the new kayak that's just been numb? I think we want to normalise this and we want to say to guys, if you're listening to this, if your son is ever eaten by a whale, then do try and talk about it. Yeah. Be a legend. Have a chat.

Okay, it is time for fact number two, and that is James. Okay, my fact this week is that Sweden's Minister for Equality has a pathological fear of bananas. But all bananas equally Very nice This is incredible I mean it really is a fear isn't it Well yes it is a fear It was in the newspapers

Quite recently Especially in Sweden Unsurprisingly That's where it started Yeah Sweet afraid of bananas She herself is a vegetable Yes

I suppose so She There was some leaked emails To a tabloid newspaper called Expressen. And they said that this lady, who's called Paulina Brandberg, has a strong allergy to bananas. So we would appreciate it if there are no bananas in the room where she'll be staying. And the big scandal really is that she isn't allergic to bananas.

She's just scared of them. Yes. And she said, like, they asked her, they were like, are you really allergic to bananas? And she's like, well, it's sort of an allergy, you could say. It's something that I got professional help for. and then eventually it came out that she was just really hated and but I mean in fairness it's equally bad is it equally bad

well it depends how bad your allergy is yeah I don't think this is a big I don't think this is a big scandal there have been bigger in the world of politics I know Sweden's politics are changing but it's still guys if this is still what you're concerned with and you know what like the opposition party

they could have taken advantage of this and maybe brought down the Swedish government but one of One of the opposition social democrats, Theresa Carvalio, said that she also has a fear of bananas. I love that. And on this issue, we stand united against a common enemy. That's not plausible. Stop trying to jump on the bandwagon.

There can't be two, you're right. It's quite a rare phobia. I think it's lovely. You know, she can't just spot a banana and be alarmed by it. She can smell bananas or if someone has recently eaten a banana in the room, she can truffle that out. You know why? Speaking of truffles, it's a bit like my severe hatred of mushrooms. Yeah. Isn't it? Like, I can tell if there's a mushroom and someone's eaten mushrooms recently and stuff.

You don't have a phobia of mushrooms. I think I do really, actually, yeah. Because it's, I find them really disgusting. But also, if there's one growing in the corner, I'll try and not walk near it, kind of thing. It's a stronger version to something which actually is not going to harm you. But the Prime Minister back to her as well, he sort of said, yeah. So, like, when he found out it was a phobia. What was the alternative to sack her, basically?

I think. I think she was getting mocked and he said we shouldn't be mocking people for their various little known phobias. Loads of people have phobias of things that are quite mainstream. Heights, is that a phobia? Heights are a bit dangerous.

Spiders. Some spiders aren't dangerous, you know. I would say these are phobias because these are, like, they're phobias of things that aren't going to harm you. A phobia of spiders in this country is totally irrational.

There is a theory that there's some kind of spider called, I think it's called the six-eyed. I can't remember. It's a bad one and it's in, it can be lethal if it bites a human and that lives in the plains of Africa, which are the cradle of humanity. So maybe there's something genetic going on there.

So that might be where spider fair comes from. Yeah, Sixthide, Sam Spider. There you go. And I think the problem, like the reason that the Prime Minister of Sweden and the opposition sort of backed her on this is one, because it's ridiculous that anyone should care about it, but two, because it was kind of distracting from the good work that this woman's doing in the... The famously unequal country of Sweden. As long as obscure as you think, it was an issue that was brought up on loose women

because one of the stars, Charlene White, has a phobia of bananas as well. I don't know. Oh, come on, all these people suddenly claiming. There is one person with a banana phobia who is the most ironic person given the name. Can you guess who it is? The guy who voiced banana man. No. Banana ramma?

Oh, the band. I actually checked to see if they were allergic. The founder of the big yellow storage company. Oh, very good, but no. So this person's surname is very related to bananas. John Peel. Very good, but no. Okay.

Monkey, something. Famous types of banana. Oh, Cavendish. The Duke of Cavendish. Cyclist Mark Cavendish. It's the first Cavendish you think of. The first Cavendish that all of our listeners will be thinking of when they hear that name of the Duke of Cavendish. No, Mark Cavendish.

the cyclist, he says, even seeing someone eating a banana gives him goosebumps and even thinking about it makes him gag. That's incredible. And he said it's the stringy bits on a banana that he really hates. They're not the best bits for sure. They're not the sweetest part. Well, he once won a bike race in Alania in Turkey and he was given the world's biggest bunch of bananas of rice. That's the terrible. It's terrible.

It's terrible. And that's why it's bad having one of these niche phoomies. because it's very hard to, like no one presents you with it like a bouquet of pigeons at the end of it. Another person who has a fear of bananas, Harriet Kemsley, the comedian. The comedian. Yeah. On another podcast called Off Menu, which I've never heard of. You guys have said about it.

No, I think it's a cryptid factor, I think they're fans of it. Yeah. Well, she was on that and she said, she hates it when you throw a banana peel into a bin and it doesn't go all the way in. so it looks like it's crawling out. And I think I can see that actually. Gosh. People have a lot of time to think, don't they? Sorry, but just...

I think it's instinct. I mean, really non-intended, yeah. Did we say that the Cavendish is named after the Cavendish is named after the Duke of Cavendish? We'll just, we'll get emails otherwise. I think we have meant, I think, yeah. I think all of our listeners are very familiar with the Duke of Cavendish, Andy. Fears of bananas, I just, the Guardian did a bit of digging into this. I think off the back of the Swedish politician, they found.

a woman with a banana phobia who had it pretty strongly like again breaks out and sweat can't bear being around them avoids them in the supermarket that kind of thing she once was on a flight quite a long haul flight she woke up in the morning

after everyone on the flight had been asleep and everyone around her being given their mid-morning snack a banana just absolute nightmare territory imagine you're in a plane bananas on a plane it's like a basically I was looking up kind of more common

uncommon phobias. And bananas was a surprising one. I didn't know that it was quite common among the uncommon phobias. But it does seem to be bananas. Cydonglobophobia, which is an intense fear of cotton balls. Seems to be another one. Cydonglobaphia. That's surely more niche these days.

Cotton balls? A cotton balls still a big part of... I use them every day. Okay, grandma. I'm not a special. You know, Anna has an extremely common accent. but she puts them in her cheeks and it makes her speak this way.

Exactly. I've got a lovely glass antique container next to the bath full of cotton balls but I really still surprise me in the least. It doesn't surprise me in the least. Are they useful for washing things?

Yeah, I actually do it to yeah, for like a little family. Like women will be more like fair with cotton balls than men. I mean, I have more makeup in the time that you've known me. It's washing food off child's mouth.

Yeah. Right. And cleaning very, very young baby's bums who would use cotton balls. Yes. Yeah. That's right. Whenever you wear makeup, you basically continue to wear makeup for the next two weeks

until it goes off. Whenever we do a photo shoot every couple of years, I look more and more like I've got black eyes. But another one is balloons. I need some with a favorite balloons. Oh, yeah. And Oprah Winfrey. Really? Yeah, she's got a few of balloons.

The popping sound reminds her of a gunshot. So apparently balloons are not allowed near Oprah. In the same way bananas are not allowed near this Swedish. Well, there was one guy who has a phobia of balloons who had to miss his brother's wedding because his brother had balloons at the wedding and I just thought as his brother are you going to insist on balloons at your wedding

or let your brother come to your wedding? Good point. I mean, balloons are not a big feature of a wedding unless both parties are nine years old and it's one of those European royal weddings. They always get balloons at weddings. Every wedding that I've been to reckon. Excuse me, James, you're at my wedding.

I challenge you to spot a single balloon in there. James brought his own. I floated in on a wicker chair. Stop the wedding. It should have been me. But would you, if the groom had said, listen, my brother has an extreme phobia of balloons and can't come if you have the balloons.

Would you have gone to the trouble of taking the balloons away? That's such a good point. Dodgy phobias. I just love this. In 2014, a French government minister, he had failed to pay his income tax for three years and explained it was due to administrative phobia. which also many hadn't paid rent on his flat in Paris for three years

and he also hadn't declared a company he owned. You know what? I didn't read about that, but I did read about a man in Sweden who got a load of letters saying that he'd been speeding but had a phobia of brown envelopes. And he got off. He said, I thought I hadn't got any warnings

because I hadn't read any of my things. No. Come on. Well, and then I went on to the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography and looks if there was any weird phobias on there. And I found someone called Gina Fratini, who was a British fashion designer in the 70s. And she also had a brown envelope phobia, according to the ODMB. Really?

So I think it is like this thing of, you know, you think it's going to be bad news all the time. Well, it is bad news. It's the tax. You're so scared of it, but you just won't open any of the envelopes. Yeah. I can kind of see what it comes from. You knew they'd arrived, hadn't you? You've seen that.

What did you think was in the brown envelopes? A couple of other famous names who have phobias. McCauley Colkin, after making Home Alone, developed a phobia of leaving the house. Did he? Yeah, he had agrophobia, and that was because his life absolutely changed the paparazzi everywhere leaping out of bushes, sort of following him in cars. He got petrified, so he needed to stay at home. He needed to be away from everyone.

Pretty reasonable. Nahl Horan from One Direction, the band, petrified phobia of pigeons. and when they're on tour, they have people sweep the area for pigeons if he's going to a venue. You would think he would just carry like a sparrowhawk with him wherever he went. Or a dachshund.

Spar hawks better. Sorry, that's more rock and roll. Much more rock and roll. I wasn't thinking about the optics. On agoraphobia, you mentioned, I think that was the first ever modern recorded phobia, really, when psychologists started talking about phobias. and it was a guy called Westphal,

who was a psychologist in the 1870s, but people were quite obsessed with it in the late 19th century, and Westphal described a patient who basically was a fear of anything that doesn't remind them of home, so he'd be out in a big square and he'd have to cling to the buildings on the way around because that reminds you of being surrounded by all four walls.

And then he said, to get home, if he has to get home and can't cling to the buildings, then he'll either follow someone very, very closely, so he's like close to another human, or he'll acquaint himself with a lady of the night and begin to talk to her until she realizes that he's not trying to get any custom. Officer.

Let me assure you, this is all a simple misunderstanding. Reed Freud and he'll understand. Would you get him to walk him home? He'd get a number of ladies of the night to walk him home. So he'd go with a chain of things. Officer, officer. Me again.

It's not an erotic conga. It's... Okay, it is time for fact number three And that is Andy My fact is that after Chernobyl Nearby children were treated for potential radiation sickness With compulsory hourly drinks of red wine So yeah

This I think was sent in originally by Billy Vission So thank you Billy Schnobel was in the Soviet Union Now in Ukraine It was a nuclear reactor It fell over in 1986 It fell over You know what I mean

It was It went badly wrong. It went bang. It was a huge explosion. And in the wake of it, obviously, lots of radiation, which spread all the way across a big chunk of Europe. Including the UK. Including the UK. And in the local area, there was a belief that red wine was good for radiation sickness. And doctors recommended it.

And there were numerous cases of children who were hospitalized, not because of radiation sickness, but because their parents have been giving them red wine on the hour every hour. It wasn't just around the... area was in the whole of the Soviet Union. Really? So I spoke to my in-laws who were there at the time. Apparently it was a common opinion that alcohol helped radiation poisoning.

They said that actually most people, as opposed to red wine, they would drink something called rectified spirit, which is 97.2% alcohol. Oof. Yeah. Which you kind of get by getting normal vodka and then distilling it and distilling it and distilling it until it's like really, really strong. Wow. Well, the red wine connection was, there was

a talk that went around at the time that Soviet submarine sailors would have wine with all of their dinner meals while they're down there and the idea was to clean the system of radiation in the submarines. Were they actually doing that? Oh, that was a rumor that they did that. They were definitely, I saw a menu from a submarine, a Soviet submarine. I'm sorry. Incredible menu.

Really? Yeah. I wasn't aware there were menus. Yeah. As you sit down, do you have anything a bit further away from the reactor, please? I ordered the eel, but it escaped. Wow. Yeah, and you would have a ration of red wine for most dinner meals of most of the week. So, yeah, so rumor went around. And was that because of radiation?

Who knows? But that was what, yeah, according to people who lived in Chernobyl at the time, who recounted stories. And of course, we now know that actually does help. Yes, bizarrely, has been a study, hasn't there, that sort of proved it. Yeah. A study from the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine in 2008, found that something called Resveratol, which is an antioxidant found in red wine, may offer protection against radiation. It helps cells. You got some cells in a petri dish.

Yeah. Then it helps them against radiation. But it didn't help mice when they tried it on mice. Oh, I thought it did help some of the mice. No, there was something called acetyl resveratorol, which is like the previous thing that I tried to pronounce, but has got acetyl at the start of it. And that does help mice.

Right, okay. But the thing that you get in red wine on its own doesn't. And also, as they said, it was a really funny thing to report because journalism is mad. Every headline read wine can be. Like the telegraph headline literally was red wine can protect against radiation. Scientists may soon recommend that it is best you start drinking heavily if exposed. All of them saying it will protect you. The scientists who did this study was very clear.

He said that the dosage you would need to get enough to help you with any kind of radiation sickness would be 700. 120 bottles of wine. Yeah. So. Right. It's pretty amazing all the stuff that happened just after Chernobyl had the moment where everyone in the government was trying to downplay it within the Soviet Union, trying to say, oh, it's not as bad as it seems.

So I read this amazing article by a lady called Natalia Cherukova, who spoke about being there and what it was like and all the things that were being done. She was saying that experts were going up onto TV just saying, you know what, actually, small doses of radiation are really beneficial we found in. rat health. And so actually this is like the study saying, yeah, yeah, Red White, wow. So this is not actually going to be too bad for you. Like that happened in the US as well after the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. There were 132 news items in the New York Times about the bombings and not a single one mentioned anything about the radiation. And there were 15 articles in the 10 months after

the blast that mentioned radiation at all. And they all said there are some medical and biological benefits to be gained from radiation. And the other thing is Oppenheimer said there is every reason to believe that there was no appreciable radioactivity on the ground in Hiroshima. So he was just like, oh, no, it's all fine. Yeah, no, we just blew them up. Gosh.

At Chernobyl, when it happened, they flew over in helicopters, they dropped 5,000 tons of sand and lead and clay on top of the fire to snuff it out, basically, to stop the rest of it. Because only a small amount of the radioactive material in Chernobyl actually was in this explosion. And so the impetus was to put out that fire, which they managed to do. Because if the rest of it had gone up, Europe might have become uninhabitable, basically.

Yeah. And it worked. I mean, what they, you know, what those people did. It worked eventually, although I didn't realize that the sand, the dumping in the first three days was almost completely ineffectual. The sand and boron. So they dumped lots of sand to try and put out the fires. And the boron was to counteract the radioactivity. But I read the opening in the roof where they were trying to get it was really small. and basically all the sand missed it at first. And also when you dump sand, you picture it going down in a big lump.

I hadn't thought about it, but when you dump sand, it all like scatters out in the air and sort of ends up floating down. They should have put more water in it. Should have made wet sand, or big hourglass. I'm sorry to have some creative thinking here,

but, you know, that funnels it, doesn't it? Oh, you mean the top half of an hourglass? Yeah, I wouldn't have the whole hourglass. Yeah, yeah. It just goes up and down. Or gigantic sandcastle bucket where you just lower the sand on top and just build.

A lot of good solutions being composed. The interesting thing about the hourglass is you can have as big an hourglass as you want, but the little funnel bit has to be the same size because it has to be the size of a grain of sand. So actually, you're only going to get a tiny trickle of sand. That's a good point. It will take a while. Sitting in that helicopter, day nine. Andy, are we sure about this?

So then obviously you've got to cover this thing over. So they built what they called a sarcophagus, like this massive steel and concrete structure to cover the reactor, what's left of the reactor. And I find this amazing. The crane operators who put that sarcophagus in place did so without ever seeing what they were doing. What do you mean? Riddle me that.

Okay. Okay. So they're in a crane next to this thing that's happening. Yep. They were given blindfolds because they weren't allowed to know where it was and they got led away. Any advance on that? No, not bad.

Sorry. I was thinking official secrecy. Yeah. Because like, was it, whose grave was it? Where they blindfolded everyone and... Genghis Khan. Yeah. Or Attila, yeah.

Yeah. It was nighttime. Oh, that's good. That's good thinking. That's actually the... Did they just use a pencil? Yeah. What it was is they were inside lead-lined cabins because the radio activity when this was being lowered was more well known about it and it was very high.

So they were following instructions over the radio. They were basically doing pin the sarcophagus. on the reactor. Wow. Like they were getting instructions from people who were observing from a long distance. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they just were doing it blind. Left, left. Left. No, my left. No, my left. Okay, we're going to need another sarcophagus now. Well, they did put a second one on in the end, didn't they?

They did. In fact, this is something we talked about on no six things and news, our short-lived TV show. Oh, yeah. Yes. Because I think it was around that time when they put a new,

big bit of concrete over it. And it was like the biggest dome that had ever been created. Is it concrete? I thought it was steel, right? Because I feel like the first one was concrete and that got dilapidated and then they have now made this steel dome

which I think is going to last 100 years, which still feels like you're going to have to set the alarm for 100 years time when you've all forgotten about it. It's just snoozing, isn't it, basically? Yeah. Because it's Shannibal turned into basically a giant Russian doll. Oh. It's just bigger and bigger,

yeah. Massive Ukrainian doll doll, we should say. Yeah, Ukrainian doll. You can now, given that we're talking about alcohol at Chernobyl, you can get a drink called Atomic. And I've ordered some of this. I love this. Have you? It's harvested

from apples from abandoned orchards in the local area, all of which are now producing apples which are very low in radiation so it's completely safe for consumption and it goes to funding local bits of Ukraine which have been severely hammered not only by the nuclear reactor going off

but also by the war and it's still being made and distributed I believe so that's amazing I know it's not great I'm going to try but it's made of apples it might be more like snaps exactly I think it is actually I think it's basically snaps Is it an apple sour?

Yeah, it's an apple very sour, yeah. It's amazing the fallout, how far it did travel. Like they have found a little layer of radioactive materials at the bottom of Loch Ness, for example, which has come. Here we go. Hey, listen, I can't. Did the Beatles fight it by any chance? They were in a yellow submarine. On the menu each night.

But no, do you know what's interesting, talking earlier about the sort of the experts coming on and trying to downplay it, as a result, people sort of started thinking, actually, this might not be true. And according to Natalia, whose article I read about the experience of living there at the time, she said everyone started experiencing radiophobia. Like her grandmother used to put iodine in her meals just to make sure that, yeah, yeah. Then also parents were just, if they couldn't get out from where they were, we're just putting their kids onto trains with their names. And this is my name, please look after me and just saying, go.

And they sent them out further away and further away. Because these weren't people in the exclusion zone, because the exclusion zone was completely evacuated. People who were just close enough that they thought, I'm really scared now. Yeah, it just spread around. How far did this travel? A lot of people in the UK were scared as well.

It's in all the newspapers. I probably would have been quite scared. Yeah. I got one of the letters that was sent out to people living in the local area at the time. It's really interesting the phrasing because they're trying to persuade people to take some precautions,

but also trying to say, it's all fine. So the letter begins, Dear Comrades, positive. The result of detailed analysis showed that living and working in your village will cause no harm to adults or children. great news. And then it said we've got a few tips. Do not eat berries and mushrooms gathered this

year. Children should not enter the forest. Limit fresh greens, remove topsoil from the garden and bury it in specially prepared graves far from the village. But apart from that, I think mushrooms like are particularly bad, aren't they? Because they sort of get their nutrients from the soil and they can't really. Now. Is that not true? Is this where your mushroom thing comes from? Oh, maybe. You look at a mushroom and you see radiation. You were alive at the time. It was in the news. It's true. There might have been a triggering incident.

Could have been. That's usually the case, isn't it? That's what they all say that these people who are scared of bananas must have had some terrible banana incident. Yeah, yeah. It was a woman who was electrocuted while looking at a bowl of bananas. Sorry, it's not funny. It's not funny. Not an electric, like got an electric shock.

Not electrocuted. Electrified. Well, she wasn't, she didn't convert to run on electricity. It's a word we haven't worked out yet. Have you guys heard about this? Many things about this. Somosily. They're the people who chose to return.

So about 1,200 people after they were evacuated decided, you know what? My homes, Chernobyl or the surrounding area, I'm going back. And they went back in a couple of years that followed. Wow. Like two, three years after? Like some of them went back months after. A lot of them did.

And there are about 200 of them left. And it's fascinating because they're spread across about 164 villages. So there were just over one person per village. And they live extraordinary lives. I was reading an interview with one called Ivan, who was remembering the time and said that, you know, they weren't really scared. He remembered going and handing alcohol to everyone there because they all knew it would cure them. And he lives in a village with two other women.

The journalist said, do you ever see them? He said, no, we almost never socialised. I'm really sorry to say this, but sitcom? I know I say it all the time when something like this terrible thing happens. But you think this is the one. I mean, one guy and two women living in a village on their own and they never like to speak to each other. It's a recipe for comedy. Did you see BioNerd 23?

What's that? She's someone who had a YouTube channel and she made over 60 videos of her going in the exclusion zone. And she would do things like pick apples off a tree and take a bite into them. But she was also a scientist. And so she would show you that it was safe. But she hasn't posted, I think, in about five years now. And she never gave her name and no one really knows who she is. So we don't know what's happened to her.

But she's a legit sort of YouTuber from back in the day. A legit YouTube. What is a legit YouTuber? Well, she was a scientist who was trying to show you that it's changed. Yeah, legit. Because a legit YouTuber is just someone who has a camera on their phone. That is. Everyone apart from you.

There are a lot of dogs around Chernobyl today. And they're genetically distinct from dogs that are just about 10 or 20 miles away. Is that just they've mated with each other? They've got their own clan. And so they've become... It honestly is that. It's just they've kept up themselves to themselves. and the other dogs have kept themselves to themselves

and they've lived apart for long enough that they have genetic markers that are different between the two dogs now. Wow, that's incredible. They're quite sweet because they're basically survivors of the cull, aren't they? When one of the less, well, all the jobs are quite unpleasant after it, but a specific police squad were sent in to kill all the pets that were left in Chernobyl so that they didn't go and spread.

And the idea is perhaps there was something about them that made them able to survive the cull, and that's like a slightly genetic difference. that has then, you know, continuing to hide under a sofa. But that's the same, all the frogs around there are now black. And this is very weird, is because initially slightly darker frogs were slightly likely to survive the radiation. And this is, how long ago, nearly 40 years now, which is 10 to 15 frog generations.

So they have observed microevolution even at this time. And darker ones in the exclusion zone, the frogs are all black now. I've read recently that grey squirrels are turning black. Is that so? We've got black squirrels around us and I always wonder what the hell they're doing there. Well, apparently they are more likely

to survive if they're dark because it means they can hide. What are they blend in? That's a bit depressing, isn't it? I read that in a study this week and actually I just read the headline I haven't read the study yet.

But hang on concrete is grey. I would have thought grey squirrel or grey concrete is perfect for them. And then you'll come up, you get run over. Black squirrel, you used to stand out. And is that why do they want to stand out? I really wish I'd read this.

article. I know. It feels like it would help us a lot. Let's just speculate wildly. Isn't this what Dan's all the

podcast is? Okay, it is time for our final fact of the show, and that is my fact. My fact this week is that the song Take Me Home

Country Roads was written by three people who had never been to West Virginia. Take me out to the ball game was written by

two people who'd never been to a ball game and the Pina Calada song was written by one person who had never drunk one.

Love you. A lot of this makes sense. I mean, the reason you want to be taken to a ballgame because you've never been to one. Oh, that's true. That holds together, isn't it? But on the other hand, take me home to West Virginia. Does it imply.

That's tougher. So that famously is a John Denver song, written by three people, Bill Danoff, Taffy Nivert and John Denver. The first two were in a band before, and Danoff wrote that song, Afternoon Delight, if you know that. Sky, Rock is in Flight. Yeah, exactly. If you've seen Anchorman, you'll know that movie.

Sorry, you'll know that song. But yeah, so they were riding around in their car on Clopper Road in Montgomery County, Maryland, and they had an idea for this song. But it didn't scan. Take me home. Clopper Road. Yeah, it didn't scan. And they were writing the lyrics one night.

And John Denver happened to come over to their house, having busted his thumb and gone to emergency hospital surgery. He was sitting with them in their house early in the morning. They'd planned to sell it to Johnny Cash. And he started hearing the song. He thought this is incredible and they stayed up all night writing the song

and because none of them had been to West Virginia they got an encyclopedia down and they had to look up all the details in order to make the lyrics work. Is the rest of the song does it show an encyclopedic knowledge of West Virginia?

Population, 384,000. I heard that they basically liked the scanning of Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenador River and stuff like that. They like these phrases. And that's kind of why they went for West Virginia.

Because those are the famous bits. Yeah. If you just do the main population centres, it's probably going to be less romantic. Yeah. But also they were going to use Massachusetts because it's got four syllables as well. Just looking for something with four syllables in it. Right. West Virginia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about this ballgame thing? Oh, the ball game? Well, the ball game, that was written in 1908, and that was written by a guy called Jack Norworth. And he wrote the lyrics, and he brought the song, the lyrics, to this guy called Albert von Tilzer. and he put it to the tune that we now know it as.

Both of them had never been to a game before. They would only go, one of them 32 years later after writing the song, and then the other 20 years later after writing the song. But it became popular because it was an incredible announcer for the Chicago White Sox. He would announce their games called Harry Carey, who used to sing it. We should just say that this is, if you go to a baseball game, they played at every baseball game in America. So that's why it's kind of famous.

It's massive. And they play it at the same point as well. during the seventh innings. I don't think I know it. Is it like the equivalent of like, do you not? I don't know. Take me out to the ball again.

No. Wow. Really? British people would not know that. It's just in so many American movies. Is it the equivalent of the referee, the wanker? That was their follow-up. That was actually written by a man who had never masturbated.

A lot of people look back on this song now because most people don't know the lyrics to the song, certainly the first first. They just know to take me out. know the main chorus, which is sung. But it's pushed as a really progressive song for women at the time. And this was a result of he based it on, he was having an affair at the time with two vaudeville characters. His main girlfriend was someone called Trixie Fraganza, who's also a bit...

Sorry, Trixie, but not a real name. Before you say so, she was an outspoken suffragist as well as a Vordville. No good on. It's incredible. Sounds like a suffragist name, doesn't it? Trixie Preganza. but she had her most famous act was a strip tease where every time it looked like she was going to take off an item of clothing

she did but you never saw anything because there was always more clothing underneath and she would just keep going there'll be more and more and more clothes she's covered in layers of suffragist pamphlets yes but it's pushed as a really progressive song for women at the time and this was a result of him basing it on trixie so the lyrics basically say she was baseball mad this was a time 1908 where women weren't going to baseball and it was so it was a real push. Cool. That's good.

Go, Trixie. Aggressive. I won't hear a word against her. Okay, what was the last one? Pina colada. Yeah. I love this. Yeah, well, do you want to take over, Andy?

Well, so Rupert Holmes from Northwich in Cheshire. Really? Yeah. Who wrote the Pina Collada song? He wrote the Pina Collada song. A lovely part of the world. Is it? I've never been.

No. It now has a Pina Collada festival every year. It does. And he had never had one. And also it wasn't meant to be Pina colada in the song. initially when he was writing it, it was Humphrey Bogart. Yeah. If you like Humphrey Bogart.

If you like Humphory Bogart. Yeah, you would have to say Humphory Bogart. No, I think you can go, if you like Humphrey Bogart. No, guys, if you like Humphrey Bogart. That's easy. If you ooh like Humphrey Bogart. So yeah, he just thought what is a nice sounding drink? He had never had it.

And the sales were terrible of the song at first, despite the song being mega popular. So it's a brilliant song. It's about this guy who's, he's bored of his lady, and he posts, are you going to spoil a Pina Collada song now? I think I am, actually. He reads an advert in the newspaper. If you're halfway through listening to the Pena Coulada son, just turn off now. He reads this advert of the newspaper saying, if you like Pina Collada and getting caught in the rain,

if you blah, blah, blah, blah, then, you know, let's get together. And then he turns up and it's his wife. They realize they did love each other. they are compatible but anyway, whatever What a lovely story And the thing is come with me in Escape And the song is called Escape

And everyone was listening on the radio The radio fans were going nuts for it DJs were playing it all the time But no one was buying it Because they could not remember the name of the song Oh my God It was what's that song Oh you know the Pina Collada song

And then his record label How unhelpful was shopkeepers in those days If he went in and said What's the song about Pina Calada Were they like Little Sealed Nope Nope, never heard of that

Nope And his record label his record label put on escape brackets the Pinochalada song I just love the idea of them saying unless you say it's the exact correct name I'm not going to get it a lot of record shots were staffed by Rumpel Stiltskin

in those days but the record label added those brackets literally escape brackets the Pina collarda song and it went quadruple platinum really? It just went nuts yeah on on sort of songs that don't befit their writers which I suppose is the topic of this

A hard one to research. But the famous one really is the Barry Manilow song, I write the songs, which he didn't write. It was actually written by Bruce Johnston of the Beach Boys, which I hadn't realised. And Manolo did say at the time that he knew that he would be in trouble as soon as his producer handed it to him. And he said, look, I know that I'm going to get in shit for this

because I didn't write it. But have you ever heard the Barry Manelow song? I really do write the songs. No. It's really good. I love a song sequel. It's so good. it's a spoof, basically responding to all his critics who were saying, but you didn't write, I write the songs.

And it's a manual for how to write a song. So it has lyrics like, you start off with the verse, and that's the part that tells you what the song's going to be about. And you can talk about dope or death, but love is probably the best. It's better than this, the actual lyrics. It does sound like they have used an encyclopedia entry for that one. You know the thing with I Write the Songs? He didn't want to sing it because he wanted to write his own songs. And he was presented with it by his producer.

And it's the singer of the song is the spirit of music. It's actually from the perspective of music itself. I write the songs, right? Like, I'm the inspirational channel. But when he read the lyrics, he thought, this just sounds like me, Barry Manilow singing, I write the songs. And that's what people will interpret it as. So I don't want to do that. And Bruce Johnson said, no, this is God narrating the song.

And it's going to come more much better if you're speaking as God. He really didn't want to sing it until he was strong-armed into it by a song. producer and then it went to number one. I think he quite enjoyed it. As in, I think now, like, doing that piss take, the end in the climax, sometimes I really do write the songs. And he does refer to it. I feel like he's taking it quite well. You could have got quite pissed off about that attention. Yeah. I'm not like Frank Sinatra actually did a version, which I didn't know. And he insisted on changing the lyrics to I sing the songs, which I think is a bit of a cop-out. Yeah, it is. Do you guys know this song, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun?

Of course. Cindy Lauper. Well, she didn't write it. Okay. It was written by a man. called Robert Hazard. Oh. And the amazing thing is, not only did he write it, he also sang it. And he sang the same lyrics, more or less. It's slightly different, but they're more or less the same.

But when you listen to them how he sang them, it's got a really different meaning. I bet. So if you think about it, my daddy said, what you're going to do with your life? You're not a fortunate one. Girls just want to have fun. What he's saying is, I'm not going to care what I'm doing my life. I'm going out and I'm going to sleep with a load of women because they just, want to have fun.

Fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a different song to a very different tone, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, definitely. I think I'm Every Woman was also largely written by a man. What is it? Yeah. What do you mean largely written?

Like he wrote I'm every man. Someone added the W-O. I think it was co-written, but he wrote most of lyrics, basically. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. I do know that respects R-E-S-P-C-T. Indeed, Ari Frankers, which was a big feminist anthem, obviously. and a civil rights anthem,

but that was originally written about a man saying, my wife's got to respect me when I come home, tired from work, after a long old day. And, yeah. Wow. She's reclaimed it. One little tweak.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. My favorite one's always been that the song, it wasn't me by Shaggy. 15 years after the song was released, he revealed that it was in fact him. He was the cheater in the song. Because it's about someone cheating.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually used legally now as the Shaggy defense where... It's where you've got irrefutable evidence that you did something and you just say, no, I didn't do it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. The shaggy defense. The toddler. It's a bad defense. It's a bad defense. It's a Trump defense. Africa. They've never been to Africa. Yeah. This is David Page who wrote, I was reading about, I basically thought, I bet Toto have never been to Africa. And I looked at and they hadn't when they wrote it. And the guy who wrote it was a member of the band called

David Page. And he sounds quite arrogant. He said he said he, he said he, he, was humming the melody and then the words came to him and he thought to himself, hang on, I'm a very talented songwriter, but even I'm not this talented. A higher power is writing through me. That God again. That bloody God he gets everywhere. And he used descriptions that he'd read in National Geographic and I think he'd read a biography of Dr. Livingston to get his Africa. Okay. So bang up to the minute. The very latest news out of the continent. He'd basically been, I think we can say. Are there any really incongruous lyrics in the song?

I can't remember how it goes. There are a few. I hear the rains down in Africa, is that it? Yeah. The Serengetti is in the wrong place. I can't remember what the lyric is. Like something rises over the mountain rises over the Serengeti, I think. It's not too far right, is right?

It's not too far. Close enough. It's all Africa. Yeah, okay, got it. He did admit that he hadn't been. And then he went in the late 1990s. So he wrote it in 1982. then they toured in South Africa

and apparently he said when he was touring in South Africa all these South Africans ran up to him and said wow so when were you in Africa and when he said he wasn't they said but you described it so perfectly the way that the pyramids reflect the beauties of Johannesburg

it's incredible the other Toto sorry I've just got one more thing about the other Toto the dog yeah Wizard of Oz what's the famous song We're off to see the wizard oh sorry somewhere over the rainbow Oh my god

The author had never seen a rainbow I shouldn't have picked a film which is banger after banger after banger Somewhere over the rainbow is the song I'm thinking of There were concerns about that song Can you guess why? So it's an ecosystem

Based on selling sheet music Okay Studio executives were very nervous about this song Is it because it's a set It's very short No It's because of the way the notes Muck around

There's an octave leap Somewhere And it's really You know it's hard for amateur singers to sing that well. And the studio bosses were like, no one's going to buy the sheet music. Oh, really? This is junk. Change it, you know. Because you can't sing along to it easily. Pretty much. Yeah, yeah. And so therefore that would, you know, would damage their margins in the film. How interesting. I think I should shout out to our colleague, James Rosson, who I appeal to for this fact.

And he just really wants to air something that's annoyed him for years, which is that Alicia Key's debut album songs in A minor, which was a great album. Where's this going? You might remember Are not songs They're all in A minor It's fine Yeah there's only Well the internet

There's only one song in A minor And I wasted quite a lot of time I'm not very good at the piano Putting Spotify on And then working out what key they're all in And I think there are two songs in A minor on it But it's still not all of the songs It's only two out of 16

So Alicia That's great Sort yourself out And then I learned you have a son called Egypt But he has been to Egypt but in fairness she's called Alicia Keys so obviously is going to be in different keys brilliant it's a good point she's pulled it back

here's an interesting thing the song Ain't No Sunshine by Bill Withers is unfinished is it? Yeah really because he just goes I know I know I know I know I know I know and I know and I've never got to the end of that bit that's the bit he got to the recording booth with the song Unfinished And he just improvised

I know, I know, I know, I know. I'll do this later. And walked out the booth so it sounded like a fade. Is that true? That's really funny. Well, thinking it'll come to me in the moment, it's fine. Yeah. That's great.

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